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First for traitors.
Reminder that traitors and paladins are both false flagging shills.
>>13509465Is this a happy place?>>13509470Apparently no. This is why we get less OC nowadays, you know. The Shitposters are winning.
Move it plebs, top tier waifu commin' through.
>>13509475The shitposters have always been winning.
>>13509478>Boy MakerBut at what cost?
>>13509275>In over 2000 years humanity has done jack shit with it>Made boats, discovered the rest of the entire world and inhabited all of it>Ended slavery>Industrial revolution>Made petroleum into something actually useful>Invented planes>Invented the computer and the internet (which you'll using to shittalk your own kind right now)>Got gud at defending ourselves against nature's disasters and diseases>Sent probes to outer space>The fucking ISS>Debunked numerous end of the world profecies, preventing society from collapsing>Invented useful technology in order to help us prosper, such as synthetic limbs and machines to do things normal humans can't do alone>Invented vidyagaems>Now working on autonomous robot waifus>Virtual Reality>And trying to find a way to make contact with other universes, one of which could contain your goddamn waifuI want this traitor shtick to die.
>>13509486No cost is too great.
>>13509486We get off easy compared to some animals. Consider the poor anglerfish.
I just want to headpat an Oomukade and tell her she's cute. Then proceed to get raped in an awkward light-yan frenzy since she's not used to compliments.
Reminder to be vigilant and protect yourself from the alp menace.
>>13509499Anglerfish girl absorption vore art when?
>>13509501Fuck off.
>>13509505In MGQ.
>>13509505No thank you.
>>13509501>tusksCan someone write all of that down and replace that with claws?
>>13509473Reminder that smugposting is cancer.
>>13509501Is it time to laugh at you for screencapping your own dumb shit again already? I mean after the beating you took last thread, a smart person would just blend into the background for awhile.
Anyone have the Ben Garrison comic on /mgg/'s arguments? You know which one I'm talking about.
So, anyways, about that monoeye thing coming out that I mentioned. It's releasing onto steam, which generally means its pretty bad, VN wise, but I don't actually know much about it.
I want to turn a Tanuki into my personal buttslut.
>>13509510He calls the cartilaginous spade a "tail bone" too.Also:>Trusting any observations made by that guy
>>13509395Do you mean the English release of Hitomebore or did I miss something with delicious monoeyes?
>>13509524Ah, yeah, that's it. I knew I had seen people mention it before, but couldn't remember the actual name. Fucking sekai, use the real name.
So here goes my message to Alp.>>13509360I'll try, think about this humble anon, I should be derping in this thread, maybe I should be jerking it or maybe I should be trying to refine my english grammar so, with luck, some day I try and write a story that would bring joy to some anons. Instead I'm here talking to you why?.We're on 4chan, almost nobody gives a fuck about anything and when they do it's mostly through silent approval, if you don't get shit on you're doing well and praise whatever gods you have if someone says anything positive.So here I am wasting time I could be wasting somewhere else trying to motivate you to write with a half-assed attempt, so you bring joy to me and probably a lot of anons.I'm an avid reader, I was quick to get my favorite writefags, each of them gives, or sadly gave, me different styles, I started reading your stuff only very recently it was a pleasant surprise finding that, the way you write is pretty light hearted and really fun, I'd love to go into detail but this is already too tl;dr.I always lament when a writefag goes ded, yes even the faggots, I might lament their passing less than others but everyone that dies is less OC.And when I lose one of my personal holy pantheon, like again Captain for example, the world becomes a worse place for me.So yeah this all is cheesy as fuck and I might have messed up the speech at some place, I apologize beforehand to all.The reason I gave enough of a fuck to type this is that you are in that holy place Alp, don't you die on me.Also there are probably a lot of people aside from me, who will curse your name forever if you go ded.
>>13509507You first.>>13509514>>13509514Like I give a shit. Coming from someone who was ready to rip that other guy a new asshole over the way he wrote "EH" and bitching about capitalization and other inane shit, I'm pretty sure you simply have a chip on your shoulder at not being listened to. But by all means, proceed, I like getting nicknames.
>>13509517>monoeye Absolutely disgusting.
>>13509500I want to make one think I like her before laughing in her face an calling her disgusting and smelly.
>>13509540That's nice.>>13509541>ready to rip that other guy a new asshole over the way he wrote "EH"If you reread that, it was the guy who wrote "EH" in all caps who was upset, not the guy asking him why he did that.
>>13509541>Implying I said anything to that guy. I was probably you falseflagging just so you could bitch like this about how the mean people don't appreciate your inflated ignorant ego.
>>13509478I want to fill that pure womb to the brim with daughters.
>>13509553You are a peach, if you alped, I might consider dating you.
>>13509554>not sonerus
>>13509500>You will never compliment a light-yan shirohebi who turns beet red and starts stuttering about how many daughterus the two of you will have
>>13509500I want to put vibrators on the antennae of an Oomukade.
>>13509552EH, same result, anons need something shiny and distracting to keep from ripping each other to shreds.
>>13509501I want to marry an Alp!
>Marry a monstergirl who can live for many hundreds of years>Have a child with her>Your partnership ensures that you will be given the same lifespan as the monstergirl>Live into your 80s>Into your 150s>Into your 200s>As the years stretch on, time flies by faster and faster>You find yourself forgetting things>Names and places>What month it is>Your parents' faces>Magic can keep your body from ageing, but it can't stop time from pulling apart the mind>Sometimes you come to, and find yourself several miles from your home>Sometimes you wake up, and are shocked to discover that twenty whole years have passed since you last noticed>Your wife and child have to deal with seeing you, still youthful, slowly lose your mind and sense of self to time>It's not Alzheimer's, it's not dementia, and it's not Pick's>It's simply the work of thousands of years upon a brain meant only to live for a hundred, eroding memories like waves upon a beach.
>>13509572So just out of curiosity, what's with the all caps EH? Is it a reference to Despicable Me or what?
>>13509561But anon, even alps don't date trash like you
>>13509551I really hope you have countermeasures to getting bitten. Centipedes are bad enough as it is, giant yandere ones are even worse.
>>13509573I want to bridal carry an Alp into my rape dungeon.
>>13509562That's the point. All the mamonos will bully her about the daughters while I cherish and love my darling family.
>>13509566Never say never anon.Perhaps one day.
>>13509552Welp, there was an attempt.
>>13509582I have a dick, your argument is invalid.>trashI'm not the one still bitching about fucking nothing and trying to make myself bigger by trying, and failing, to bully people on the internet, from the safety of behind a computer screen. Now I'm gonna stop engaging you because don't want to get banned for feeding a retard. Tuskbye.
>>13509610But you know, a few nuggets of chocolate in an ocean of shit aren't worth saving, if you catch my drift.
>>13509478I'd that boy maker
>>13509580Interesting. It wouldn't be an issue for mine, since she could just either enhance and fortify my brain with magic, or capture my soul, let my body die, and then resurrect the body for me, but interesting nonetheless.
>>13509581Oh, I'm not the guy from last night, he said he wrote it that way because when he does it, it tends to come out high pitched, like a woman.
>>13509594>not making the mamonos jealous by having lots of sonerus who are too good for their slutty daughterusWell, I won't tell you how to have fun, I guess.
>>13509627Why would anyone put their voice quirks into the writing on an anonymous image board?
>>13509630>not having a dozen sonerus who will marry the daughters of all your friendsPleb.
>>13509580You forgot the whole incubus part in your story. I'd assume that they are mentally capable of living such long times. Also it's unsure how our brains would deal with immortality. Yes we will run out of space to store memories. But we don't exactly have a low supply of space for memories, we shouldn't have much problems holding 300-400 years of memories. That's not adding the fact that our brain causes us to forget memories that aren't important. You could probably live quite a long life without needing magic or technology to allow your brain to keep up.
>>13509615>The tusktard trying to take the moral high ground>"Stop bullying me with your big words and definitions I don't understand">"You're a retard"I wish I had some peanuts to throw in your cage because this is a first class sideshow.
>>13509621That might be true, but when you have to choose between trying to take those chocolate nuggets or going to one of the other oceans of shit that don't even have chocolate the result is obvious.I just want to read things, things about MG's
>>13509625But what is the soul, if the mind is your thought and perception and memory?
>>13509635Personal flavor?
>>13509637But then you have to hang out with them at family gatherings. That's no fun.
>>13509645And I just want to not step into a shitstorm about the same fucking things every fucking time I come here. Can't always have what you want.
>TFW not sure how to pursue Orc snu-snu
>>13509580I always thought about this, but my interpretation for such situations in these fantasy scenarios is that you keep your memories but you become 'stretched'.Your brain forces everything to fit and it's a near maddening experience. You also start to get a warped sense of time as your brain tries to adapt to the immorality. So you could be watching the sunset but then when you get up you're looking at a different sunset. 5 days later.You need something immediately stimulating to prevent yourself from becoming slow like that, but those moments always feel too short for such individuals.
>>13509625It's likely that some souls can hold memories in MGE. Think of ghosts, males dying and getting caught by wisps etc. Though zombies prove otherwise.>>13509650The concousness that is you. This is why you do not remember your reincarnation.
Oh no! The cute Kiki is sad! How do we cheer her up?
Solution: Have waifu use magic to delete all but your most important and treasured memories.Make new memories together. And enjoy all your favorite video games, books, and movies all over again!
>>13509672Headpats.
>>13509672Tell her the urn contained my father's ashes and that I was hoping to piss on them one last time anyway, so it's fine.
>>13509672I do her janitor "job" for the day.
>>13509672Sitting her in the corner while I fuck the old trashy slutty kejourou in front of her, and tell her to call my Alp friend to join us.
>>13509658You don't say, anyway it's better to try and fail than not to try at all.That settled let's go back to our regular schedule, I want to be strong enough to survive the dungeon and marry an echidna! Why are they so cute?
>>13509672Asking her what's wrong seems to be the sensible thing to do here.
>>13509664>zombies prove otherwiseZombies might be s special case in this regard. With their diminished mental faculties they may either loose the memories or simply not be able to recall or act on them either permanently or until they get an update.
>>13509681>it's better to try and fail than not to try at allWhy? Less wasted effort if you just give up.>Why are they so cute?Because they're designed to be MILFs.
>>13509496>Not for the first time>After it started it in the first place>After having regressed when compared to some ancient civilizations>Valid>Valid>Valid (If of questionable good)>Not really>Valid>Valid>Did you misspell prophecies?>Valid>Progressing Entertainment, semi-valid>Valid but I'm biased. Also see below>Kind of only starting to broach that>Just read about that the other day. Promising stuff.
>>13509672Do what >>13509689 said. Then let her take the day off if it's something serious.
>>13509676The poor thing didn't know what it held. Nor does it matter. She will clean every square inch of the house, one way or another.
>>13509692Yeah but that way you have all the right to bitch about the situation!Also yes echidnas are not only the mother of monsters, but of MILF's.
>>13509699I love you. In a semi-Alpy kind of way.
>>13509694>Not for the first time>After it started it in the first place>After having regressed when compared to some ancient civilizationsWell, we did fix our fuckups one way or another, mostly.>Did you misspell prophecies?Yeah, english isn't my first language.>Kind of only starting to broach thatYep, we're just starting but somebody's working on it.
>>13509672Ignore her. I can always buy a new one.
>>13509580>>13509625>>13509638>>13509661Would any of this even be necessary? I mean, think about it.It's not like the human mind stores memories like a hard-drive or bookcase, finding space to fit it. Memory, consciousness itself, is a chemical reaction which is the result of the brain's biological functions.Humans are naturally designed to have a limited lifespan. Our bodies age up to their prime, and then begin to shut down and wither. This is aging. As the brain's deteriorates, so too do the reactions which record memories and generate consciousness.If by some means we were able to overcome this flaw in our design, stop ourselves from "Turning Off", then it stands to reason our minds would continue to process memories just as well as before. You'd likely be no more forgetful with immortal life than you find yourself now. That's my take anyway.
>>13509716Somebody was working on the halitosis bomb too.
>>13509735That's one of those things, like with a lot of stuff about the brain, we don't really know how it works, at least not fully. I'm reminded of a quote "If our brains were so simple we could understand them, we could not." Only way to really find out if our minds will deteriorate or stay the same is to keep somebody alive an conscious for way longer than normal.
>>13509705So they're hardwired to act motherly towards all monster girls? And possibly human girls if one was strong enough to conquer a dungeon?
>>13509659Head on down to your local Porkers. Where snu-snu is always on the menu!
>>13509749Wrong kind of Orc, Anon.
>>13509675That seems to do the trick! but she still seems a little down after having dissapointed you. >>13509676Now the cute Kiki is crying! Saying that she is worthless maid now that Master can't piss on his father's ashes. >>13509689>>13509696The cute Kiki tells you that she wished to suprise you by cooking you breakfast on bed. But from the moment she tried baking you some eggs it all went downhill. Needless to say, the kitchen is now a mess. Pancakes are stuck on the ceiling, eggs are burned to the pots and pans and for some reason it smells like fish in there. >>13509678Trying to clean around the house yourself the cute Kiki ends up cleaning together with you, chatting about and giving you tips. That seemed to have fixed her mood! Good job anon!>>13509730You cruel Master! Now she is in her room crying!
Dark Slime in a sundress and with shark teeth when?
>>13509659You'll figure it out. Where there's a whip there's a way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y
>>13509752>now that Master can'tOh, silly little Kiki misunderstood. Master can piss on it all, it's just that the maid will have to clean the carpet afterwards. But that's not a problem for a diligent little worker like her, is it?
>>13509756Did that slime kill a shark and take its teeth?!
>>13509752>eggs are burned to the pots and pans and for some reason it smells like fish in there.All replaceable , no big deal. If I can afford a maid, I can afford new pots and pans.>Needless to say, the kitchen is now a mess. Pancakes are stuck on the ceilingI'll help her clean it up. Then I'll tutor her on how to make a proper breakfast.
>>13509752I was talking about her >jobas an internet janitor, but that works too.
>>13509752I brick her in. She's too damn annoying.
>>13509752>The cute Kiki tells you that she wished to suprise you by cooking you breakfast on bed. But from the moment she tried baking you some eggs it all went downhill.>Needless to say, the kitchen is now a mess. Pancakes are stuck on the ceiling, eggs are burned to the pots and pans and for some reason it smells like fish in there.Then I guess I'll just have to have her for breakfast.
>>13509760I want the SoM Orcs to sing this.
>>13509745I don't think you understand their motherliness, though I think they might have some fun with the human girls, in a motherly way of course.
>>13509770How much does she get paid for this exactly?
>>13509478I bet she would look lovely with her belly straining to contain some eggs. The sweet sounds she could make as they shift in her guts with every move.
>>13509784She does it for free.
>>13509793No compensation? Well what does she eat, surely it must be something healthy so she can maintain a healthy weight, right?
>>13509779>Female Paladin walks into an Echidna's lair, ready for the fight of her life>Instead finds herself bound in a motherly embrace of an Echidna>Ends up disarmed and getting pampered by her
>you will never be breastfed by an apsara
>>13509790But why would a human woman have eggs jostling around in her belly? Human ova are so small she couldn't possibly--oh. No Anon, bad.
>>13509800Yes I can get behind this.
>>13509805It'd be how they monsterise human girls, with love and freshly baked cookies.
>>13509790What if we had her double oviposited? I want to see her throat struggle to swallow them.
I've been wondering how monstergirls would react to meeting an Immortal human. Specifically an immortal human who's impaled on some debris.I'm talking Deadpool style immortality and regeneration but without the cancer.
>>13509811Even better! I wonder how many eggs the digestive system of the average female paladin could hold.
>>13509816That tier of stuff would fall under incubus, not human. And they deal with incubi plenty. They'd be more concerned a precious man was hurt and determining if he's single.
>>13509811>>13509825What kind of eggs though? And would she be considered their mother?
>>13509809Come to the monster side, we have cookies!
>>13509816Can I still make 4th wall penis jokes?
Sooo does anyone remember how XXXHolic ended and weather the best girl won or not? ProTip, best girl is the one who isn't even human.
>>13509832That would get a lot more people on side then the rape.
>>13509836Literally what?
>>13509832I would follow Darth Haha to the death! I bet she'd Force Hug people instead of choking them, too.
>>13509828No, but I'm talking finding a guy who's essentially been run through with rebar when all of a sudden he asks if she's just gonna sit there staring or help him.>>13509834I see no reason you can't. Being alive so long probably isn't great for your sanity.
>>13509825>>13509830The ones going down her throat need to be big and durable, so that it's extra hot and she doesn't digest them. The butteggs can be a slurry of small, slimy eggs.
>>13509841Well judging by the denizens here it sure would!
>>13509844Dear lord, Darth Mother works so much better. I need to lay off the weeb shit.
>>13509850This is getting uncomfortably /d/ tier. It might be a good idea to stop now before you go too far.
>>13509848>No, but I'm talking finding a guy who's essentially been run through with rebar when all of a sudden he asks if she's just gonna sit there staring or help him.Yeah. Same answer, Incubus shenanigans. MGE even has undead ones that probably pull pranks like leaving their head somewhere and start screaming about being buried alive while their body sneaks up and pantses the girls who try to help.
>>13509603Ara ara~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgITvieLg7I
You're down on your luck after losing your home to a cockroach girl infestation and getting fired from your job after refusing one too many times to service your monstergirl boss. Wrought with grief, you sit down on the streetcorner to plan out what you'll do when a shadow covers you and a voice calls out gently "Are you alright?"You look up and see...Shirohebi priestess: As a priestess and a devoted servant of her cause she'll offer you the chance to stay with her in the cramped living quarters. You'll be expected to wake up at the crack of dawn, clean everything from the gardens to the outer sanctum, and partake in meditation which can last several hours. She'll start off treating you as a guest, but will quickly warm up if you show dedication in your work. She has a short fuse when it comes to her goddess and monogamy, and will enter a blind rage if you insult either.Lich Biologist: She thought you were dead and was about to carry you off for experimenting, but figures that you can be just as useful alive. She offers you the chance to help her with her experiments as well as being her semen supply. She's very interested in understanding human affection, but not very good at it unfortunately. She tries to cook your favorite breakfast despite burning it every time, will randomly compliment your skeletal structure, and even cuddle with you whenever you fall asleep. She enjoys it the most when you let her ramble on for hours about her latest creation.Paladin Recruiter: You reminded her of her little brother who was long ago snatched away by a dracolich and asks you if you'd like to join her order. She'll assign herself as your personal trainer and spend every moment that she can with you. In public she'll keep a stony face and a harsh command, but this drops away the moment it's just the two of you to reveal a loving onee-san who feels terribly alone and wants nothing more than to cuddle. She'll permanently act this way if you marry her.
>>13509860This is what you get when you entertain these guys in the first place.>That guy going on about the smell of monster farts last thread.
>>13509871You know I've got to go with the Paladin Recruiter.
>>13509871>Lich BiologistYes. Fucking yes. The best.
>>13509871PaladinI hate religion, and meditating for hours doesn't appeal to me.The Lich isn't an option either, since I don't want to just be a semen supply, even if she does try and treat me kindly.
>>13509871>Lich BiologistYes. God yes.
>>13509478>Impregnate her repeatedly>Have all the sons you can before she reaches 40>Proceed to corrupt her into a monstergirlNow I have human sons and a monstergirl waifu
>>13509672Take her aside and ask her what's wrong. If need be, she'll be hugged almost instantly.
>>13509871The lich.
>>13509761The cute Kiki dutifully nods. Yet she seems confused and asks you why you would to piss on his ashes when you could just go to the local cemetery and piss on your father and his Wisp there. >>13509769You end up cleaning the mess with the Cute Kiki and teaching her how to cook a proper breakfast. This results in a very happy little Kikimora and delicious meals as the little Kiki turns it into her hobby, becoming quite the little chef. Good job anon!>>13509771And thus a cute Kikimora is left out in the cold, hopefully to be found by a better Master. On an unrelated note, her previous Master discovers a devil bug infestation in his mansion not long after. Surely a man who hates Kiki's must love filth and thus Devil bugs?>>13509772And thus the cute little Kiki learns how it is to be loved on the spot and 8 more times throughout the day. She grows up into quite the peverted maid, always tempting her Master. Lewd anon!
>>13509887>corrupt her into a monstergirlBegone, villain.
>>13509871>You reminded her of her little brother who was long ago snatched away by a dracolichDracolich was a nice girl and Paladin-san overreacts about how she is. Honestly if Paladin-san would take the time to just sit down and talk she might find out she has a lot in common with the thousand-year old undead reptile.
>>13509871One more for the lich club. The shirohebi actually sounds like kind of a cunt, though the paladin isn't bad either.
>>13509871Liches and Shirohebis are nice, but not my favorites.I'll have to go with the paladin on this one, since she can still be upgraded to something more preferable.
>>13509871Give me the paladin. I'm going to make her feel loved.
>>13509871Paladin.
>>13509801>You will never be pounced on by a werewolf>You will never be fed venom by an oomukade>You will never be coiled up by a lamia>You will never be groomed by a kejourou>You will never be oxygen-kissed underwater by a mermaid>You will never be licked by a sandworm>You will never be facesat by an anubis>You will never be stalked by a sphinx>You will never be courted by a vampire>You will never be bound by an arachne>You will never be enveloped by a slimegirlAnd so on and so forth, ad infinitum.
>>13509871Lich Biologist.This is the life I want.
>>13509877>>13509882>>13509900>>13509901Is it just me or have Paladin girl really exploded in popularity lately?
>>13509905She was the only option that wasn't shit.If I could I'd take none of them.
>>13509905It's because they're cute and elegant.
>>13509871Paladin. Bonus points if she's a Dhampir in disguise.The Shirohebi is also nice.
>>13509905Well there was not Holst/Slime/Kitsune option.
>>13509905It was the only good pick out of them all.Though what >>13509914 said would be a nice twist.
>>13509905there's nothing sexier than watching something pure become corrupt.
>>13509905This one is kind of loaded in her favor.
>>13509905It's just you. Liking medieval human girls that know they have to fight twice as hard and love twice as hard to compete with monstergirls has been a fetish since the /a/ days.On the other hand, the "only good for corruption" posting is new. Used to be that kind of view was more "leave her and get a monstergirl instead."
>>13509902>You will never be pounced on by a werewolf>You will never be coiled up by a lamia>You will never be facesat by an anubis>You will never be courted by a vampire>You will never be bound by an arachneAnon, why are you trying to hurt me like this?
>>13509921Which one is better? Cucking or corrupting her?
>>13509919>those sleeves and pantsLandsknecht Girl when? It's like the best parts of Paladins and Onis rolled into one fabulous waifu.
>>13509893>This results in a very happy little Kikimora and delicious meals as the little Kiki turns it into her hobbySounds like someone deserves day off at the local amusement park.I like these "evolving situationals", I hope you never stop doing them, Anon.
>>13509926I'd say corruption, since you can effectively choose what kind of MG she becomes if you're gud enough.
>>13509926I think corruption is shit. It's always associated with the worst monsters like Deruella.Bred MG's>Turned MG's
>>13509893Clearly the only thing she needs is tender, but vigorous buttsex. I find its the best way to cheer someone up.
>tfw each face on a Dark Slime is the mind of a paladin girl that lost to her
>>13509919>watching something pure become corrupt>not watching as everything fair is made foul and everything foul made fair, as the wicked is turned good and the good turned wicked until the distinction seems dark and comic>not beholding as the sacred is profaned and resanctified only to be desecrated again and again and again
>>13509937It's way too prevalent to just be confined to Deruella. It's basically women's Game Over in that world, like a man getting married to a monster usually is.
>>13509944Deruella pls go and stay go.
>>13509894But she'll be happier that way!
>"Hiss!"
>>13509955Brainwashing doesn't count.
>>13509956That bitch is getting slapped.
>>13509946It's her whole schtick. She's the only one of the lilim that actually goes out and fucks up whole towns and cities at a time just for the hell of it.In other places it's more like a slow natural spread barring something like a dark matter showing up.
>>13509956That's one angry Cat Girl.
>>13509956You see, that's why I tied you up. You ain't going nowhere with that attitude, young lady. Now you're gonna stay there and think about what you've done to my couch.
>>13509952That had nothing to do with her though.But since you brought it up: No!
>>13509959Yeah. I'm aware, although for paladin and adventurer girls they're pretty much putting themselves in situations where it's win or become a monstergirl.
>>13509956Cute!!Hissing is cute!
>>13509672I'll get her a longer skirt
>>13509969Well, I prefer doing things the hard way.
>>13509969Druella is stupid.
>>13509969I am ambivalent on this so I'm just gonna go chill with some goblins and a hobgoblinIt'll be a sunny day napping pile.
>>13509988You're stupid.
>>13509956Disgaea's MGs are great
>>13509998no u
>>13509998>>13509988You both stupid.I'm gonna go adventuring with Paladin Holst
>>13509981Adachi's presence in that image makes your post a little ironic.
>>13510003nuh uh
>>13510008Yuh huh.You're dumb and your waifu is dumber.
>>13510006Paladin Holst is a big fat cow. Smells like a barn too.
>>13510007It's almost as if I wanted to imply something...
>>13509969>He is the rock upon which the unclean will be broken. He is the tempest, abide not the filth of Chaos. Suffer it not to defile your land. Tolerate it not, whatever guise it may take.
Harro dere.Do you like to buy something? Maybe love potion? Get you honeys all over your dick. Maybe a harpy feathah? This one have great ass. Smell like roses. You buy, yes? Maybe alraune nectar? Still strong scent and powah-ful arpho- uh, aphrodia- hm, arphar- sigh, sexy juices. Make you strong and keep healthy! Oh, maybe old painting of vampire lady? I think she die if look at it. Good thing stolen, yes? Kakakaka! No? That fine, I have many more. Oh! Here is old unfinish story about tanuki like me. Not very far along, but made fresh. New words and things. Only chapter one, but will continue later. You will buy, yes?Here, you give it try?http://pastebin.com/Jry689pJ
>>13510027I'd rather buy the Vampire Lady's portrait.Maybe I can return it to the owner and get a reward.
>>13510023Too bad the game was mediocre.
>>13510027This already had a second chapter, and a smut sidestory. What are you getting, Mr. RPer?
>>13510032Congrats, she lets you be her new footstool. If you're good and lick her feet she might let you cuddle in her coffin.
>>13510012>Big fat cowIt's all those points into constitution, why do you act like its a bad thing?
>>13509923Because pain breeds pleasure. There can be no joy without sadness, and no contentment in company without first experiencing true loneliness.The piercing gold eyes of a werewolf, fierce and noble, loving and loyal.The smooth, muscled tail of a lamia, secuere enough to shield you from all the horrors the world might throw at you.The perfect bronze skin and warm, furbound limbs of an anubis, everything about her begging for the touch of your hands.The perfectly elegant and supernaturally seductive silhouette of a vampire as she stands before you, the moon through an open window casting magical, unholy light upon her curves.And the web of an arachne suspending you before her, wrapping around your limbs and making you feel weightless in her care.These are the things that become all the more precious when you realise that you can never have them. You must learn what it means to love monstergirls with all your heart, and to hope for that which will never be. And you must learn how to hope and love even more in the face of that fact.
>>13510027What if I am interested in the merchant herself?
>>13510011My waifu is smart and pretty and yours eats farts.
>>13510034It's been edited after almost a year of collecting dust. Just having a little fun to show that it's tarting up ago.
>>13510036>cuddle in her coffinFuckingWorth it
>>13510045Alright
>>13510045*starting up againFuck
>>13510044My waifu is way more pretty and smart and rich.Your waifu eats doo doo!What the fuck are we even doing?
>>13510037But she's one size category bigger than she's supposed to be and over-encumbered while naked.
>>13509956Let's see if she can keep up that attitude when I start scratchraping her ears and chin!
>>13509672Take her to see the movie about that robot that cut off its strings that held it down!
I want to be a servant of the Demon Lord and help her personally convert an ancient wurm that is big enough to be confused with a mountain range into a bubbly wurm girl!
>>13510071Yeah but she's got the charisma points going for her, even with the Dex problemsShe's mostly support while I tank with the tower shield and warhammer.Rest of the party easier covers for her in combat
>>13509475Okay i have been gone for like 4 months, what are the biggest changes ?Also how starved are we for OC, i can writefag a bit, but your probably talking about drawings.
>>13509676Man, why do daddy issues keep coming up in this thread? I mean, this is like the 6th or 7th time I've seen reference to hating one's own after pop up here. I think it might be one specific guy, because I never here people hate on other family members (siblings, aunts/uncles, grandparents, moms) like that.
>>13509902>You will never be groomed by a kejourou>You will never be oxygen-kissed underwater by a mermaid>You will never be courted by a vampireJust kill me already
>>13510101Not being oxygen kissed is a way to die. Embrace it.
>>13510100>after = father>here= hearFuck, too many typos. I'll stop posting until I get coffee.
>>13510071>Anoooon! My breastplate won't fit!>My belt of Bull's Strength is tight too!>Mmmmmh, how can I smite evil like this? I need to get everything reforged!
You're traversing the tunnels of the giant ants when this girl slaps your ass.>"Hello Drone, feeling a little lonely?"Wat do?
>>13510096The year is 2XXX. /mgg/ is dead. After the great Cait Sith war of 20XX, all but a few of the threadgoers survive, the rest having been savaged by feral alps and hungry beargirls.All the drawfags have either gone pro or draw for other places. All the writefags are dead, buried with their Pastebin accounts and unfinished stories.What you see now is not /mgg/. It is New Neo-/mgg/. Monstergirls have changed.
>>13510101>you will never be mindcontrolled by a gazer>you will never have a threesome with a parasite slime>you will never sleepfuck a doormouse
>>13510135Slap them arachnid titties.
>>13510145Burn her using the power of the sun and a magnifying glass
>>13510145"That depends. How many sisters do you have?"
>>13510153Woopsie>>13510145
>>13510085I want to be a servant of the Demon Lord and convert a town and it's pesky paladins to hedonism!
>>13510145Yes, yes I am. I would like it if you could help me with that.
>>13510165Thought so.Otherwise we have a chubby arachneholst to deal with.Although it explains the large size
>>13510145>Giant_Ant.jpgLiesI ask if she keeps any Kesaran Pasaran dust in her pleasure pit
>>13510186>chubby arachneholst>chubby spidercow>chubby ushioni you're adventuring withWhatever equipment fails, make sure that seal never does. E V E R.
>>13510193But Arachneholst would never do anything like that! She's a paladin here to help us! I, for one, am proud to stand by her side!Even if said side requires a bigger breastplate every now and again.
>A Kumiho with an ass as plump as her tails are fluffy>Won't eat you, but will bite and draw blood during sex>Acts regal and refined most of the time, but is afraid of thunder and will typically end up inside your shirt when it stormsWould you?
>>13510216No.
>>13510216Of course
>>13510216>A KumihoYes
>>13510193But it gets all stuffy and itchy in the summer. Poor girl deserves a break.
>>13510216Are you gauging interest in a potential story? If so, I'm interested.
>>13510216Biters are a serious turn-on for me. As long as she doesn't kill me for my liver I'd tap that Kumiho ass every night.
>>13510216No, unless she lets me bite back
>>13510216Well, it's not like I'm lacking for blood. And I'm into biting.I'd light candles when the power goes out, stroke her head, and smile when she jokes about things between thunderclaps.
>>13510100You know those stupid posters that say,>You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps!Welcome to 4chan. Between /jp/, /k/, /pol/ and /mlp/, it's kind of a refuge for the mentally ill of all stripes.
>>13510216Yes! Love bites and big buns to hotdog.
>>13510145Good thing I brought my gun, fuck some ants. I think ands would be the only MG I could never marry. I'm really allergic to those little fucks.
>>13510253>>13510100I believe it's a WC3 reference rather than anything to do with the posters family background.
>>13510235>Poor girl deserves a break.Just like your pelvis, amirite?>>13510209>Even if said side requires a bigger breastplate every now and again.Wait, she's still growing? Dear lord.
>>13510216I really don't know. Kumihos a best, but I'm a bit of a bitch when it comes to pain or discomfort.
http://pastebin.com/Lrp3CbwKHatesex? Hatesex.
>>13510271>Just like your pelvis, amirite?It's fine, she can use her Lay on Big Meaty Claws to heal it afterwards.
>>13510263You won't be if you marry her. Incubization gives you traits to adapt to your waifu's wants and needs. Since they get stuff like heat resistance for fire types, or water breathing for aquatic ones, I would only assume you'd get some sort of allergy-inocculation if you went with an ant waifu.Shitty incubus adaptation to be sure, but allergies won't be an issue.>>13510269Nah man, I've seen various father-bashing snippets pop up at random and unprompted in these threads before. EDGELORD-tier stuff like this, or wanting to run over him with a car, you know, the sort of stuff no sane person would say in public if they hated their daddy. Big daddy issue guy somewhere in here.
>>13510280>father-bashing snippetsI suppose the lack of a proper father figure would explain some of the faggotry in here.
>>13510280>Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos>Lord Uther: The urn holds your father's *ashes*, Arthas! What, were you hoping to piss on them one last time before you left his kingdom to rot? I don't care about any other stuff but you're literally bitching over nothing right now.
>>13510280I guess that's true. Still, a single ass-slap doesn't equal instant waifuing.
>>13510299Someone's mad.I think we found DaddyDoesn'tLoveMe-Kun
>>13510277>Ogre breaking blessed weaponsMonster propaganda I tell you.As obvious and cliche as the story is, continue.
>>13510277Will you continue this, Bollocks?
>>13509893>And thus the cute little Kiki learns how it is to be loved on the spot and 8 more times throughout the day. She grows up into quite the peverted maid, always tempting her Master.Good. Good.
>>13510314http://i.imgur.com/F6765Gz.jpgI'll shank you one m80
>>13510216>A Kumiho >will bite and draw blood during sexYes please; loving biting and scratches are my fetishes.
>>13510309>this guy must hate his father>he was making a vidya reference, here's the quote>u madMan, what?
>>13509956Dear journal: one more.
>>13510315Can't now that you all have called it cliche and torn asunder my paper thin tallow skin.Fuck you I like my cliches
>>13510096Even Alp has gone now, we're on the bare bones for writefags, unless they're all planning on showing up again at the same time like that thread a month or so ago.
>>13509956I'm telling you, this is for your own good. What if next time is my Hellhound waifu who finds you inside my house, uh?
>>13510339They might, all wearing helmets and skin tight suits in various primary colors while making cool poses with multicolored smoke popping in the background. Glorious.
>>13510333You were calling a passive observation "bitching". He literally said, "[someone] makes daddy issue remarks". No one said they hated it, that he should stop, that he needs to keep it outside /mgg/, that it doesn't belong here, etc.You interpreted a passive observation as "bitching", which is large misconstruing of his tone and the discussion chain.
you gonna get lovingly pinned down and rough cuddled by the serial hugger
>>13510216>KumihoFuck no.
>>13510360Wasn't she captured and cured of her urges a few threads ago, though?
>>13510360Not if I hug her first!
>>13510339Meh, average has written new SoM p'orc stuff, that's all i need for the next week or so
>>13510360My waifu will protect and cuddle with me instead, duh.
I want to help a harpy preen, and make her super pretty!
>>13510360Sounds alright to me.>>13510365She was, but there will always be a new serial hugger.
>>13510362The only people that are head over heels for Kumiho are (almost) always those League of Legends players since it includes a playable hot kumiho female character. So "hot mature woman" is the first thing that comes to mind when they hear the word Kumiho./mgg/ natives, on the other hand, think "kitsune who will eat human livers" when they hear the word, so are repulsed.
>>13510360Sure, if she's cool with getting split.
>>13510360Worth it
>>13510360>erect nipples>dat stomachDamn that's nice, where did you find it?
I want to feed a haughty skinny elf so she fattens up in all the right places.
>>13510390Would you feed her meat even though she's a vegan?
>>13510390So her tits and ass?
>>13510399And hips and thighs, to the proper extent.
>>13510399Not him, but thighs and belly are good too.
>>13510397Deadpool pls.
>>13510397No, nothing but delicious sweets and cake and Holst milk to wash it all down.>>13510399What he said>>13510404
>>13510404>>13510405Like this?
/jp/ seen this yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikzH2JraY7U
>>13510178>"Poor little Drone, all on his lonesome. Those....er my sisters can be so cold and neglectful.">She spreads her arms, inviting you into her soft bosom>"Come here. Give me a hug.">Her tone was soft but oddly enough it felt more like a demand >You move closer and hug her slowly>Then with much more enthusiasm, she presses herself against you and holds you tightly>"I'm glad you're here, I was getting a little lonely too.">She stares up at you with desire>An unsettling amount of it>She lets out a pant of pure longing, her cheeks becoming flush>You knew what this would lead to but it was getting too strange>A sudden ticklish sensation assaulted your senses as a warm silky substance started to encircle your legs>You try to pull away in a panic, but she holds you with an unusual amount strength for her size>"None of that now.">She hums and nuzzles your neck>Her warm breath caresses your ears>"Just relax. This is what you wanted...what we wanted. Just breathe in...">You find yourself compelled to do so>The air in here was surprisingly sweet>"And breathe out....">As you do so, your body heats up sharply and your nether region stirs>She sighs and mimics your actions >The silk had completely bound your legs>"Yesssss, once more! Breathe in....">This time, you found yourself sucking in more of that heavy air>"Mmmmm, breathe oooout.">As you do so you let out a moan, the pheromones in the air were maddening>You wanted to cum so badly!>She feels your hardness pressing against her skin and giggles>"It's unbearable isn't it, little drone? Just imagine how I've felt up until you came along...">She licks your neck, breathing on it hotly>Her voice was husky with desire>"I'll spoil you forever, make you writhe on a bed of silk.">You let out an involuntary moan, your body growing groggy with overwhelming desire>she victoriously fondles your shaft and throws you over her shoulder>"You'll never be alone again, my sweet little drone."
>>13510414I have seen it in the old thread on /jp/ and on /a/
>>13510413Like that, but more elfy and less succuslutty.
>>13510359Seeing how his post appeared to cast the hypothesized poster in a negative light as someone with unreasonable amounts of hate for their father, dismissed evidence that it's not the case in the initially quoted post and resorted to accusations of me being this person, if there is one. Yes I did attribute a belligerent tone to the posts.You are right though, intent and tone don't translate well into written form, so I probably misinterpreted it.
>>13510413Oh bby yes.
>>13510414I'm conflicted about this, atleast I'll see some monster girls animated...
So, when is humanity going all 'God of War' on the gods and lay waste to Heaven?
>>13510421Hello, boner? It's me, Anonymous.One has to wonder how I made it that far into the nest without breathing, but whatever.
Okay, with an actual anime, will these generals be taken off life support, or will you fuckers actually have shit to talk about instead of circlejerking and roleplaying like bronies?Though, I gotta say they nailed Cerea's voice down pat. Shit is perfect.Papi sounds like the Demon's/Dark Souls crow.HAPPY HAPPY CRAW CRAWBRING SPARKLY ME BRING TWINKLY ME RAWWSuu is objectively best and I dunno how I feel about her VA. I guess I never imagined a VA for her, so it's alright. Also all the girls look cuter than in the manga.8/10 trailer, hoping these threads will die and be taken over by MM threads that actually talk about things.
>>13510421Ants don't make silk like spiders do, right?
>>13510439Deep conscious breathes are different from just breathing, it speeds up the inevitable. At leas that's how it works in that scenario.
>>13510443That's not an ant.>>13510446Good enough.
>>13510414Seems pretty good. Not sure what everyone is so worried about.
>>13510443They don't. You just cucked all the potential real ant waifus.
>>13510424
>>13510369But your waifu is the serial hugger yetiYou just don't know it yet
>>13510452>cuckShittiest meme ever, go fuck yourself
>>13510421Hmmmmm yes. Loving spider sex is great.
>>13510453>Did everything I asked for>AND made her brownYes, perfect. Would cuddle inna woods.
>>13510453Perfect.
>>13510456>Shittiest meme everI don't know, there are a bunch of strong contenders.
>>13510458http://i.imgur.com/ctq3sN3.pngLoving spider sex a loving spider best
>>13510452The Ant Arachne must be the ugly duckling of the Arachne family. I mean, she looks like a crappy any girl, and not one of those big mean predatory and/or ara-ara type curvy onee-sans. Really got the short end of the evolutionary straw.
>>13510421Lovely, to think this is the first bit of smut Ant Arachnes have received.
>>13510463It's equal to doge and "le"
>>13510414>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikzH2JraY7UFear. Apprehension. Distrust. Terror. Distress Horror. Stupefaction. Nightmares. Dismay. Fright. Alarm. Panic. Perturbation. Consternation. Dislike. Goosebumps. Loathing. Hatred. Detestation. Repugnance. Abhorrence.
>>13510465Woah, let's not go that far.
>>13510421That was actually pretty cool.
>>13510474No, she's my waifu
>>13510474That's one of Bourbon's commissions. He's been known to literally take it personally and go ballistic if you insult one of his waifus. Yes, that is one of them.
>>13510414>>13510473Now that I think about it, their faces have a XEBEC feel to them.
>>13510466>short end They just laze around in an ant hill, eat their food and snatch a male they fancy.They might not look intimidating, but they sure didn't pick the shortest straw in life.
>>13510480Then your waifu is shit
>>13510442>Okay, with an actual anime, will these generals be taken off life support, or will you fuckers actually have shit to talk about instead of circlejerking and roleplaying like bronies?This is MGE general, so no.
>>13510482Mero's face gives me a fatapulse vibe and it's freaking me out
>>13510473I hate this picture, it's so awful.They drew a 3/4 shot of a woman, lopped off her legs at the knees and then drew a spider behind her.
>>13510481Hey, I only have one.And I more go ballistic when people say stupid thingsLike if shit's founded I just get annoyed.
>>13510473>dat vidAnd suddenly I'm reminded of how I got suckered into this series. I miss the deredere Mia.
>>13510442Hey Bourbon! Fuck off.
>>13510485Don't respond.
>>13510442Do you hope they display the girls nipples so you can self-insert as them?
>>13510484Fuck you asshole
>>13510482I see noses, therefore I've gotta call bullshit. Those lips are dead on, though.
>>13510442I hope everyone who wants to discuss the anime does so on /a/.
>>13510496Disgusting.
>>13510496Still shit.
>>13510485RIPFuck
>>13510492He can't. They kicked him out of the IRC channel. Then he tried to start his own-- the fact you probably never heard about it speaks for how it turned out.It was over some autistic shit too. I think someone made a passing comment how a waifu that is like 95% animal is probably beastiality or furry, and he snapped.
>>13510496Ugh. She's ugly.
>>13510506>>13510503Please do not try to confirm your shit taste so easily
>>13510388Some guy named Udon Thief, I can't find any pixiv or other accounts but he does post a lot of his art to the MGE wikia
>>13510516>shit taste>posts that sadistic bitchEHL OH EHL
>>13510516Furries and beastiality are not welcome here. Take that shit somewhere else ya assblasting fagmaster.
>>13510510Wow, what a sad sack of shit.
>>13510510Now he occasionally visits these threads to avatarfag and post pictures of the monsterboy traps he commissioned using his mommies money.
>>13510510Nah I never started my own. Also I got banned from ELH's shit once because I said I hate Liberal bullshit, got banned from Grandad's because everyone was being autistic and I joined in but that's too far, then got banned from ELH's again because I talked to Mari and ELH said he is diagnosed with autism (followed it up with some shit like "and I can tell you're acting autistic". The first part is the kicker) so that earned me a perma banI more get annoyed at the furry shit with her as that's futafag logic, where if %99 of a person is feminine but it has MALE GENITALS it's female because of the %, when butthatswrongyoufuckingretard.jpgSame with Justine, where a snout/fur all over their body is what defines furry. If it doesn't have a snout it or fur it can't really be furry, so I get mad when people act like idiots.
>>13510529>>13510529Wow, is bourbon our Antony Burch?
>>13510473>Suu and Rachnee have the weird protruding nipples tooOh goddammit.At the very least, their voices are good.What the hell is up with that opening song though? It's just...
>>13510525Oh good thing furries aren't welcome. I can keep posting my spider girl.
>>13510539It doesn't even have tit, that's hardly a female you gay.
>>13510534Cry more though.
>>13510537>>13510528Nah he kinda butchered it. It's like saying "America won WWII". Shit gets the basics but is still pretty much wrong.
>>13510534Does baby need a diaper change?
>>13510539>>13510496>literally a head on a spider body>not even a spider with a girl hatSetouchi/Delphinus/bestialityfag pls go.
>>13510534Maybe you should go hug it out with /ss/ big fucking baby.
>>13510549And stay go.
>>13510542>No tits makes something gayHahaha, so you're not into DFC? You need to get off /jp/And /a/And 4chan if you like cow tits>>13510543Nah I'm happy. If ELH LITERALLY confessed his autism to me to try and "insult" me, I don't want to be in an IRC run by an autist with anger issues. Also everyone in there acts like teenage girls gossiping. It's like highschool all over again.
>>13510486>Mero>FatalpulsePROCEED.
>>13510555DFC a best, but your shit 'waifu' doesn't even have nipples! You can't have any sort of boobs without fucking nipples you minger.
All right guys, you've given him enough attention for one day, it's time to stop.
>>13510549>bestiality with a sapient life form>furry without a snout or furNice logic there fucktard. Keep making an idiot of yourself with that logic>>13510546>>13510552Haha I dunno where you guys are even getting the idea I'm sad or mad from. I'm more just explaining history to help correct a guy.This boogeyman mentality is fuckin' funny though. Keep it up.
>>13510555No but cry more though.
>>13510557Seriously, look at Mero and Suu's. They have a Fatalpulse vibe to them>>>/a/125534140
>>13510560Okay there ya go. Now you're starting to make senseStill tits are an iffy to me. I can honestly do without them. If a girl has a pretty face and isn't obese, then why the fuck not?
>>13510568>Still tits are an iffy to me. I can honestly do without them.HAH! Gayyyyyy!
>>13510486>EMG victim girlsI need this for reasons.
>>13510555>4chan is all shit taste flatchasersAnon kun you're such a fucking faggot holy shit.
>>13510555>It's like highschool all over again.I'm surprised that you even made it through highschool.
>>13510564Is it tears of joy? I dunno what I'm supposed to be sad atMaybe at worst I'm sad back in 2013 these threads on /a/ were a little bit not autistic and slightly friendly. But that'd mean I'm sad about /v/ not being nearly as good as 2009Which, while true, it's kinda random to bring up.
I want a Wolfu puppy daughteru who gets very excited and wants to play all the time!
>>13510570If tits are a make it or break it deal with your waifu, she's not your waifudeal with it
>>13510555Well at least now we know which faggot is going around accusing everyone in the IRC of having a monstergirl sona. What a buttmad sperg.
>>13510563>the sapience excuseStill completely animal body, and that guide pretty much says it's okay to fuck furries as long as they consent. Fuck off.
>>13510486>>13510557>>13510567>Fatalpulse
>>13510582What I'm trying to say is get your faggy furry/beastilaity shit out of our threads mate.
>>13510571You and me both.
>>13510588Can you read? I'm perma banned from IRC because I talked to ELH's white knight material and he called himself an autist to me>>13510589Nah, not an animal body. Human face. And let's face it, the face is the most human part of human anatomy.Also it's not furry if it doesn't have a snout. Geez, have you been paying attention?
>>13510567It's all in the cheeks. Those stupid sexy cheeks.
>>13510592And what your saying makes no sense given the fact that it is basically factually neither furry nor bestiality. I'd settle for "too much monster" or "setouchi tier shit", but don't say things that are just wrong, as it makes you look really stupid. And I feel obliged to help. Which involves me staying.
>>13510567Why do Suu's cheeks redden if she doesn't have any blood in her?
>>13510591You prefer Shindo L and Da Hootch? They're allright, but they get too killy for my tastes sometimes. li
>>13510617MAMONO MANA
>>13510496>>13510539Holy shit, that's fucking gross.Can we not?
>>13510612If that's the way you rationalize it, that's fine. It's not reality and it doesn't belong here.
>>13510602Still well over the 30% threshold. You're fucking an animal. Now go back to where you came from an stay gone.
>>13510442>all the girls look cuter than in the mangaThe level to which your taste is utter, undiluted, rancid shit is frightening, but not surprising.
>There's this dragon you've known well for many years>You met her when you were kids>And now you're both highschool students, nearing graduation>There was one thing other dragons teased your friend over though>Namely she didn't have anything in her hoard of treasure. >A teenage dragon's hoard, although small compared to an adults, would at least have something going>She told them and you that she had an important reason for this but she was secretive about it.>And then you both graduated and she invited you over to her house, promising to tell you.>When you found her in her room she was sitting on her bed>She used her tail to pull you close to her and then she whispered that she wanted to start her hoard with the most important piece first while staring into your eyes
>>13510629Muh dick...
>>13510624Nah, it is reality. Your rationalization has pretty much been proven to not make sense, as, well, it has no logic to it. No snout/fur = not furry and sapient = not bestiality. Even if you judged bestiality on appearances (which is wrong, you fucking retard) then she still has an entirely human face, which is the most human part of the human body.So basically, it's right. Like there's opinions and shit, I know, but this is just fact, as all the arguments against her are the same logic as defending futa or Centaurs being bestiality too, which is dumb.
>>13510617Vacuoles filled with preserved blood she extracts through the poles when she rapes the other girls.
>>13510637You keep bringing this argument in a circle. Just go already.
>>13510639vacuoles dont really work without a solid cell wall to keep up the turgor
>>13510315>Bollocks writing Ogredropped harder than a matango baby
>>13510628Miia, Papi and Mero look betterCerea looks decent so thus looks better.Suu is about the same. Rachnee looks like shit.>>13510617Blending in, yo. How does she maintain a human form/walk if she is a wad of slime? It's all camo
>>13510629I look like a thing to be owned to you? You want me, you ask me proper, bitch.
>>13510644Let's not engage Bourby-boy any further.
>>13510644Yeah, and if this was opinion I'd totally drop it, as trying to force someone to believe your opinions is tumblr tier shitBut this is like someone saying "Turkeys can't fly", which is a common mistake, but factually wrong. You gotta make them not dumb if you care.
>>13510654>Rachnee looks like shit.I hope she looks better in the actual animation, but I doubt it.
>>13510271Arachneholst is a growing girl.
>>13510629A loving kiss is the proper response. Because damn she sounds cute.Childhood Friends a best.
>>13510671Yeah I can't see it either. I do really like the main three girls, though, even if in the manga they've gotten stale.Or at least, everyone but Suu and girls who aren't in the harem have gotten stale for me.But overall I think Papi and Miia definitely look cuter.
>>13510567They do, they look rally doll like, but I don't hate it.
>>13509475>You will never rub the chubby belly of your jinko daughteru after your jinko wife feeds her a whole animal she caught
>>13510755Do you intend to write a story about it, Average?
>>13510762>AverageWho?
>>13510688Hey, I never meant it in a bad way
>>13510792Nevermind.
>>13510591>>13510621Those 3 are all terriblelike no doubts, they have some of the worst hentai content I've seen. Which is a shame because the art is good.
>>13510803>worst hentai content>the art is goodSo you don't like the scenarios?
>"Hey papi! if you prefer snakesluts, cows, and horsecunts over primates you're a furfag."How do you respond?
>>13510823>"Hey papi!Fucking spics
>>13510823Smack her ass.
>>13510823"Honey, those snakes and anubi have less fur than you. Now stop masturbating on the table and go do your homework."
I want to dress a blue oni up in a business outfit and tell her to finish those TPS reports before Wednesday!
>>13510828>He'll never know the feel of being called Big PapiMe siento mal por ti.
>>13510823Hug her from the front and grope that soft fat ass of hers.
>>13510800I'm always up for rubbing jinko bellies but no, no story about jinko daughteru She is not an option
>>13510823Who the fuck are you?
>>13510823I'll lower my head and go "Okay..." and then fuck a human
>>13510823Fuck her right in the pussy
>>13510862No me gusta la versión corrupta de mi idioma, lo siento.
>>13510823MOO MOO MOTHERFUCKER.
>>13510862>Only being called Big Papi>Not going by many diffrn't names>Not being all about games>Not thinking the Xbox Circle and the Wii ain't ballin' cuz they ain't go no games>Not thinking the PS-Triple make the best games>Not stressing ABAP>Not disliking the fact that there are no bruthas in Supa Smash Bruthas>Not residing in H-Town>Not being the most ballin' brutha on that YouTube>Not being so rich, that $600 ain't shitChad Warden would pay you $600 to shut the hell up.
>>13510896>CorruptaDe que hablas?
>>13510904No entiendo ninguna de tus putas referencias.
>>13510823Turn 360 degrees and fuck a Nightmare.
>>13510910Then stop being a filthy uninformed spic, or go watch some Chavo Del Ocho, maldito pendejo.
I can't fucking continue the stories, Jon
>>13510921Think I'll stay right here eating your burgers and fucking your women, making a million little cholos a day. Se siente bien tener la nacionalidad.
>>13510939Donde vives? Estados Unidos? No es mi problema de todos modos. I don't even live there anyways, so have fun getting obese and dealing with SJWs, Juan Nachoburrito.
Do you guys love vampires? I love vampires
I want to cool off with a Lilim. Which monster would you cool off with on a hot day?
>>13509944>not watching as the lions sing and the hills take flight
>>13510965Insinuando quealguien mas que los blancos sufren esa mierda de las SJW, ustedes han perdido sus bolas y el control de sus mujeres.
>>13510939si senor mucho gracais deneda moi bien por que es loco stupido rapidos philipe pinge es grande gordo et to brute es ariba ariba undale arigatou gozaimasuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exyMAumtgt8#t=31
>>13510910i love it how spanish speakers always try to start shit
>>13510972they are top tier so yes i love them
>>13510972they're alright.
>>13510979Slime, she does in the fridge them comes out with ice-cream to cool me off.
>>13510988Anon that's a spider
>>13510988Isn't that a spider?
>>13510981Man, I'll never finish those books.
>>13510972They can be alright, if done well. They are the lowest tier undead for me though.
>>13510821yeah
>>13510985Maybe read higher up the reply chain next time, pendejo.>>13510828
>>13510983>Implicando que SWJs tiene algun poder sobre lo povo de mi paisSuperior kek.
>>13510979Desert Oasis with an Anubis.
>>13511017>Superior kek.mfw
>>13510985You know what people says, we are hot-blooded>>13511006>They are the lowest tier undeadNo! They are the highest! Vampires are love and life!
>>13511031But they can't love and are dead. You make no sense.
>>13511005I finished the series, but the story peters out after book four. I think the first two are in a league of their own.
>>13511031That's why I said for me. And they aren't inherently low tier, just among the undead ranks. Even a low tier undead is still alright.
>>13511056I find Vampires to barely even count as undead most of the time, personally.
>>13510027ooooooooI'll have the wobbly green bitSo you're rewriting this or revamping it? Is it getting some sort of continuation?
>>13511045>But they can't loveYou take that back
>You will never watcha jurougumo force an ushi-oni into a dress and teach her to be ladylike and loving.
>>13511078>You will never see her failing
>>13511078Ushi-oni already have the loving part down. so I don't see what there is to gain by moe-ifying them.
>>13511078>jurougumo force an ushi-oni>jurougumo>force>Ushi-OniWhat.
>>13511078>jurougumo >ladylike and lovingKek.
>>13511078I...Huh.
>>13509871PaladinFucking a woman in plate-mail is my fetish
>>13511076Nope. Their hearts are cold, dead and devoid of the warmth of love. They may own men, but they don't love them.
>>13511088Well, he said we'd never see it. He's right, but not for the reason intended.
>>13511078Why would you want a prostitute try to teach someone else to be ladylike and loving
>>13511085>turbo rape machine>love
>>13509871PaladinThe higher they are the harder they fall
>>13511098Even a Ryu would have a bit of trouble forcing an Ushi to do anything.Wurms are physically strong enough, but will probably end up hugging her instead of putting the dress on.
>>13511101You're thinking of kejorou.>>13511090You just have to rape her shit.
>>13511101>prostituteWhat
>>13511113>>13511115My mistake
>>13511107Yadda yadda threadcanon.
>>13511101They aren't prostitutes, they're just straightforward in their advances like prostitutes. And really, in terms of acting like something that they're not jorougumo are actually a pretty good choice in teacher.
>>13511110>paladin fallingIt's like I'm back on /tg/
>>13511107You know, the profile page says they only go rapaging when they want a husband. Once an Ushi grabs hold of one, she disappears. Who are we to say she's violently raping him? Who knows, what if she's actually tenderly loving him in her cave without breaking a single one of his bones and doesn't want anybody to see?
>>13511096Oh I get it, you must be a Dhampir. No sane man would say that about such refined beauties.
>>13511111>wurm tries to teach an ushi-oni to be ladylike>Spend the entire day together playing videogames before remembering what she originally meant to doalternatively>Wurm tries to teach ushi-oni to be loving and ladylike>Ushi-oni uses her slightly higher intelligence to manipulate the wurm into learning from her instead>The wurm becomes an even more aggressive rape-machine who thinks that tackling and coiling around her loved one is ladylike.
>>13510216>draw bloodNo, blood kills my bonerI hate that every girl in a vanilla hentai bleeds like a stuck pig in her first scene. Ruins it for me.
>>13511130Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.
>>13511130>ushi-oni and wurmthe bestest of friends
>>13509501Anon I'm not sure you realize the full bro potential Alps have. Think about it! You have so many possible scenarios to choose from! Especially if you set it in a Monster Girl City and focus on stage 3, once they've turned into a busty succubus. Show the difficulties of adjusting to her new life as a semen demon>Roommate turned into an Alp>You're the type of asshole that jokes about>"I didn't know all those jokes about you sucking cock were true-">"Shut up!">"I mean you could've fooled me with our many different monster girls you kept bringing back.">"This is not the time for any of your stupid 'jokes!' My dick is gone!">"Yeah and you got a rocking set of tits, so I think it balances out."Smash Bros night with the guys>"So uh, Jessie, right?">"Yeah that's my new name, what do you want Mark?">"Well the guys are gonna be here soon, and I was wondering if you... ah, you know...">"Spit it out or quick distracting me! I'm practising with Mario.">"Uh... Would you, maybe, I don't know... suck my cock before they get here?">She pauses the game and drops the controller."I'm not your personal fucktoy!">"Oh come on! I got the shittiest luck in the entire city! I can't even get a monster to come over, neither can some of the guys, so I kinda promised them that-">"That you'd turn game night into orgy night?!">"Well yeah. What do you think?">She stands up and pulls her shorts off. "I think I got a much better idea." She quickly rips off his pants and pushes him down onto the couch.>She holds his hands above his head and straddles his face. "Why don't you give me head instead! Consider it training!">Her tail wraps around his cock. "If you do a good job, maybe I'll let you cum!">Mark's muffle cries. "No! I don't-">"And that's why you've never get a girlfriend!"Well maybe that isn't to brotastic, but think about it Anon.
>>13511127>Ushi violently rampages around to look for a husband>Gets one after destroying a few houses and a paladin ran cafe>Drags him home to her lair>Cuddles him while watching Mel Brookes movies together
>>13511119Canon>threadcanonUshi oni a shit.>>13511127>who are we to say she's violently raping him?Because even with their damn seal on that's all they think about?>inb4 geeralizatins>inb4 taking things literallyA cow is a cow, and a rape spider is a rape spider.
>>13511133>implying the sad and cold existence of vampires isn't evident to allJust do them a favor and apply liberal amounts of garlic, sunlight and what have you.
>>13511130>>wurm tries to teach an ushi-oni to be ladylike>>Spend the entire day together playing videogames before remembering what she originally meant to doSasuga, Wurm. They actually look like best buddy material, you know?
>>13511141Truly AWFUL
>>13511154>Garlic and sunlightThat would just make MGE vampires weak and horny as all hell. Perfect for ramming your stake between their legs.
>>13511141I'd fuck her
>>13511141>you will never have an alp roommate as a friend to play vidya and shoot the shit with.
>>13511141Goddamn cheeky Alps. It's like they're begging to be face fucked.
>>13511178Good.
>>13511141What the fuck have you been drinking?
>>13511178>"hey ya got laid yet">"n-no not yet...">"good"
>>13511141I have no interest in a man woman.
Guys I have Arachnophobia, but I love spider girls, what do?
>>13511212Conquer your fears through cuddlebugging.
>>13511123Hey, it's my fetish. Of course I also have a story idea where there's non evil monsters and evil monsters along with humans.
>>13510437HFY much.
>>13511212Get better taste, fellow arachnophobe.
>>13511145Actually, Ushi Oni is a loving monster in canon. Canon > ThreadcanonBut not for the reasons you think. It's because the monsters are usually a lot less shit when following KC but then everyone calls it a hugbox.
>>13511141I want my Alp roommate to do me a solid and get me off before I go to work!
>>13511227Why is it called a hugbox although we moe-ify monsters so often?
>>13511212Use MAMONO MANA to fix your brain.
>>13511227Yeah KC retconned that they are only rapey without their seal, which coincides with how people first viewed them since the MGE entry showed them off as rape trains while they had their seal on.
>>13511227You know what we do here when someone lies to our faces? We cut them, in a very particular way, so everyone knows you're a liar.
>You will never have a ridiculously high class monster waifu who comes home every night and changes out of stuffy formal attire and into one of your old t-shirts and a pair of your boxers
>>13510823I'm shoving my head between her thighs and giving her head. That outa shut her up.
>>13511212That sounds completely normal.
>>13511239What kind of post was that? Are you going to unsheathe your katana next?
>>13511221>that armWhen did Carnage merge with an Angel?
>>13511191>slightly yandere alp roommate pretends to be your wingwoman but in reality does everything she can to keep you a virgin because of her own jealousy and repressed lust for you>Sit down at the local bar with your alp roommate, she promised to help you pick up any monster as thanks for letting her peek at your calc homework>You pick out an older tanuki businesswoman getting shitfaced after work. She promises to set you up with a warm smile before heading over to the tanuki's table>You watch in the distance as she leans over and talks to the tanuki for a few minutes before signalling for you to come over>You walk up and introduce yourself only get slapped immediately by the tanuki who then spits in your face and calls you a scumbag>"Whoops, sorry Anon, turns out she only likes shota, what a fucking cunt amirite?">You walk back home together after cleaning up, your alp roommate has a big smile on her face despite telling you how sorry she was for what happened.>Just as you reach your apartment she comments "There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, most monstergirls are just bitches and whores anyway! I'm sure you'll find love where you least expect it.">The comment weirds you out a bit, but you thank her for the kind words and head off to your room.>You sleep uneasily that night as she masturbates while screaming as loudly as she can for you to hear.I would fuck an alp.
>>13511221Seems to me that it's either that, or "Licking you mistress' feet".
>>13511234You don't have to think of them as moe-fied if you don't want to, mang. That's the advantage of having a headcanon.
>>13511246Cute.
>>13511234Because everyone has different desires. Some people interpret MGE as edgier than it is but they like(d) it that way so they didn't like new information showing that it was a rather lighthearted setting for its premise. Then some people followed the edgier interpretation but didn't like it and so tried to fix it with their own brand of moe. >>13511238Don't get me wrong. I still think they're rapists with the seal on, or very close to it. They're still monsters. iI's just that after the raping there's nothing saying they can't be loving and KC expanded upon this in his setting info.
>>13511240I remember someone posting a haughty Wight who were exactly like this many threads ago, was it you?
>>13511249This situation could work with any other monstergirl too since Alps are actually very plain.>a sporty Werewolf will never stalk a bookish, bishie human boy
>>13511249don't make me like this man if it wasn't alp i'd love this greentext
>>13511249Why must you betray me now, boner?
This is the 3dpd from the twitlonger posted last threadIf 3dpds hate the instant gratification waifuism embedded into MGE, does that mean we should love it? Discuss.
>>13511287I don't care.
>>13511141What about the parents reaction to finding out their son has turned into an Alp. Try explaining that when coming home for the holidays! What about having the buy a whole new wardrobe? Most of her old cloths won't fit right anymore! Imagine it Anons! Lingerie shopping for the first time, her dragging you into the changing room to "help" her. The cashier giving you a knowing smile as you leave.
>>13511287Fuck off.
>>13511240>your old t-shirts and a pair of your boxersI suppose she'd enjoy the smell.
>>13511287>>>/tumblr/
I want to do a cockatrice from behind while ordering her to cluck like a chicken laying a humungous egg!
>>13511287in the words of a great man"i don't care"he was a wise man
>>13509871Lich biologist, but only if she understands the importance of peer review and listens to me rant about my latest creation as well.
>>13511287>from the twitlonger posted last threadLiterally who?
>>13511274>>13511282Here, I fixed it for you>slightly yandere _____ roommate pretends to be your wingwoman but in reality does everything she can to keep you a virgin because of her own jealousy and repressed lust for you>Sit down at the local bar with your _____ roommate, she promised to help you pick up any monster as thanks for letting her peek at your calc homework>You pick out an older tanuki businesswoman getting shitfaced after work. She promises to set you up with a warm smile before heading over to the tanuki's table>You watch in the distance as she leans over and talks to the tanuki for a few minutes before signalling for you to come over>You walk up and introduce yourself only get slapped immediately by the tanuki who then spits in your face and calls you a scumbag>"Whoops, sorry Anon, turns out she only likes shota, what a fucking cunt amirite?">You walk back home together after cleaning up, your _____ roommate has a big smile on her face despite telling you how sorry she was for what happened.>Just as you reach your apartment she comments "There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, most monstergirls are just bitches and whores anyway! I'm sure you'll find love where you least expect it.">The comment weirds you out a bit, but you thank her for the kind words and head off to your room.>You sleep uneasily that night as she masturbates while screaming as loudly as she can for you to hear.
>>13511249What a dense MC, the Alp needs to rape him.
>>13511287The thread can generate it's own drama, we don't need you to go out of your way to drag shit in.
>>13511272How many would use the phrase "Bitches and whores" though?
>>13511313Oh hey, nice. I'm not even one of those people that hates them just because, but it left a bad taste in my mouth. Yandere can be good, but I can't really picture a good yan one.
>>13511317>wanting yandere Alp rapeNo anon. Down that road lie lunacy, forearm sized dildos, gaping orifices and maid roleplay.
>>13511313In this situation I'm partial to:PaladinApophisOniKrakenEchidnaWerewolfI also wouldn't mind switching 'roommate' to 'nee-san'
>>13511336A cabbage alraune probably would, at least.
>>13511342Just need a shota and we have the generic trifecta!
>>13511302>She frequently takes your dirty underwear with her while off on long business trips>Just before the big conferences she sneaks into the bathroom to deeply inhale your scent and calm herself down>At night she locks herself in the hotel room and wears it like a luchador mask while calling out for you while masturbating>Half her luggage is actually just your old sweaters and boxers which she wears exclusively between the business meetings>When you get back she complains that they no longer smell as strongly and forces you to cuddle for hours so she can enjoy your smell directly
>>13511339I don't really mind them either, I just don't see them as being worth focusing on. They're more background characters to me.
>>13510376Niggas haven't seen My Girlfriend is a Kumiho.
>>13511353Not him, but I find it odd you bring /ss/ into the equation when they weren't even mentioned in the first place.>>13511355Lovely.
A Monstergirl Paladin is best Paladin, not even corruption but a monstergirl who is 100% paladin
>>13511368I'm just having poking fun at out how often an "onee-san" girl is used in a /ss/ doujin.
>>13511353Nee-san makes more sense than roommate.I mean what sane man would get a female monster as a roommate?Only one who wants to fuck that monster, and that kills the scenario. Unless he's withholding the D on purpose to drive her into a mating frenzy.
>>13511377Like the lamia nun in MGQ? How does she deal with the fact that she's working towards her own undoing? Since you brought up corruption I'm assuming MGE's setting here.
>>13511385I went over this fucking sentence twice yet I somehow forget to get rid of "having"God damn I'm dumb.
Have you praised your Goddess today, anon?
>>13511395Loves the human race so much she a paladin
>>13510823"Harpy a best."
>>13511377I agree my brotherWhat monster is best in that role?There are obvious ones like Valkyrie, Angel, Sea Bishop (though a Sea Bishop melee fighter would be a little weird).
>>13511399Not big enough
>>13511399She's coming along nicely, Loen.
>>13511405Damphirs are literally monstergirl vampire hunters.They'll gladly join a paladin order if it means that they'll get access to more vampires to innocuate.I wonder if you could even raise a dhampir to while not letting her know about her heritage and training her to be a monsterkiller, alongside kunoichi and other incredibly human monstergirls.
>>13511401I can see, most MGs love the human race but in their own way. The thing is she'll probably never want daughterus because that would conflict with her goals.
>>13511399Wai wait, Loen, you're not going to try your hand at Hathor, are youBecause if you are I need to buy some more tissues
>>13511399
>>13511377So a Black White Supremacist
>>13511439Heh.
>>13511425Buy plenty. This one will have color.
>>13511449Loen you magnificent son of a bitch. I'm going to have to burn my weekly pay on tissues because of you
>>13511395>>13511419A paladin is just a holy knight for good and virtue, usually imbued with angelic or godly powers.A paladin in MGE that serves the chief god would be anti-monster, but she isn't the only deity in the setting. If the paladin serves any of the other deities they could be monster neutral or even pro-monster in a limited fashion.And in any other setting there's nothing saying they can't get along with monsters just fine, it depends on their faith and the nature of the individual monsters.
>>13511448Uncle Ruckus like monster girl who thinks she is full Human
>>13511405Holst, Lizard, Succubus
Post what your waifu wears to the beach.
>>13511463>Over half of monstergirl paladins are Paladins or Eros
>>13510823>"It sickens me that we were once the same species."
>>13511474
>>13511405Succubi and Alps.Gotta have those racial abilities that blend well with the class and get that high CHA for Smites that hit like a freight train.
>>13511474Probably an old timey one-piece from back when she was normal. Well, as normal as she could have ever been.
>>13511474There can never be enough of Uni
>>13511474Hey look, Oppai-Loli-guy has returned!I don't have any pictures of Ushis in bikinis
>>13511478Yes dick, I understand now...
>>13511465"Don't trust them new monstas over there,leaving they monsta essence in the air."
>>13511405Yeti Paladin.
>>13511498who would be the best for this role, I think Succubus, but the more drastic the mg the funnier it is
>>13511509>"i'm going to hug the heresy right out of those heretics that will teach them to do bad things with bad people"
>>13511518What if there's a Lilim Ruckus?Families always have that one black sheep
>>13511535She exists and she's shit
>>13511313Isn't it exactly what happened in average's familiar story?
>>13511495>Ushis in bikinisI want to see this.I must see this.
>>13511540I forgot about that. Forced myself to maybe.Ushi then? Or are her urges too strong?
>>13511404Mah nigga
Was the freak out about the trailer last thread?
>>13511540Who and why is she shit?
>>13511554Ushi wearing lots of seals, Baphomet, Devil, Hellhound, and Dragon all work.
>>13511535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irxNduxRyWo
>>13511558I wouldn't really call it a freekout It was a pretty civil discussion about whether we though the voices fit or not and general thoughts on the animation
>>13511518Kitsune blaming the tales on a birth defect
>be reading Monsuga>A wild Nekomata appears!>Go Penis!>Penis used Harden!>Nekomata used Four Ears!>Penis fainted.Why do people do this shit? One pair of ears per head, ffs.
>>13511560llassa, and because the execution of her concept isn't great.
>>13509902
>>13511576The latest profile isn't all that bad. I don't really see any issue with it aside from a slight creepy vibe from how OCD she is about converting people.
>>13511399>"I have made my daily sacrifices to Mars, yes.">"Why do you inquire, Aegyptiae?"
>>13511581I want to alp for you Loen
>>13511587>you will never alp for loen and suck his dick under the table while he's drawing for /mgt/
>>13511581That's adorable! As always.>>13509902>>You will never be facesat by an anubisAnd now I'm sad.
We need to teach Monster Girls not to rape,
>>13511581Hnnnng
>>13511595We need to teach men to not get raped.
>>13511591Stop nigga, don't go that far.
>>13511595Nah
>>13511595your talking crazy anonthat's like trying to make water not wet its impossible
>>13511591>You will never Alp for all the drawfags in the thread, sitting under a table while they all draw above you, jerking, sucking, and letting them use your every hole in whats essentially an orgy so they can make OC for the threads and hopefully draw your waifu
How do we do monstergirls without corruption, which is a shit-tier fetish?
>>13511615Science?
>>13511615We don't. Some things are beautiful because we can't reach them.
>>13511615Just make them sound like cute 2-d girls who coincidentally have monsterbits.The more important question is how do we make monstergirls with MORE corruption?
>>13511605>>13511609My Clothes are not my Consent
>>13511627That's not corruption.
>>13511582Looking at it again, it's gotten a bit better. I'd argue that all Lilim give as much thought as Ilassa does to converting people though. At least one's who focus on that anyway. Creepy is also fine. Part of my initial problem with her was that she was too much on the other side of the spectrum, maybe she still is. As a Lilim of all things it's a suspension of disbelief killer. A Lilim of that nature would be more like the kid who tries to heal the bird with the broken wings but he doesn't understand how birds work or how to mend wounds. So there's a possibility that he can make things worse in his ignorance.
>>13511627>how do we make monstergirls with MORE corruption?Yandere time-lords.No prospective husbando is safe.
>>13511636Hey, if he gets a boner that's consentCan't say no if he's gagged
>>13511643Exactly
>>13511638Maybe that's the point. She sees things differently but her way of handling them isn't necessarily "right" either. It keeps her from being a too obvious third choice.
>>13511643>>13511647monster girls and their rape culture are what is wrong with this world
>>13510473Yeah, I think I'll stick with the Manga on this one, no thanks.
>>13511649If I had a Monster Daughteru I'd be disappointed if she DIDN'T rape her boyfriendI raised a woman, not a bonnet-tipped
>>13511649What are you, an Alp or a Cyclops.
>>13511581
>>13511649>this worldthis world was screwed the moment humanity was created
>>13511653you would be in the prime place to help stop this rape from happening>>13511655Think about how hard it is for human females to get husbands or how guys are raped because they look at a monster. We need to teach them not to rape
>>13511663Why would I want to stop my daughteru raping like a normal monster her age should? I met her mother after she kidnapped me, raped me, and kept me locked up for months.How can a daughteru grow up and develop properly if she can't even rape?
>>13511656Kejorou's are lovely creatures.
>>13511674By learning how consent is needed. Without the Matriarchy in the way rape will be gone
>>13511681>consent is needed
>>13511681You're just jelly
>>13511648That's what I was saying, though when I read her profile months ago she was an obvious third choice. Like way too convenient. I'm glad ELH is trying with this OC at least.
>>13511687it is, we need to stop this rape culture. When the Matriarchy is gone we will have true equality and that will include equal sex
>>13511681all your doing is digging yourself a hole anon
>>13511687Hey, don't look down on humans. Your mom would be disappointed.
>>13511693I am offended that you think I am a slime. Slimes are one of the worst of the rapists in the world and they are a key problem in this lack of consent>>13511700Humans make 70 cents to ever Monster's dollar. We need to fix this society
>>13511710If you're a Lizardgirl, remember that Menimist Human Boys never put out. Don't bother, try joining the Fencing club and raping a boy there, you'll be happier and happier faster.
>>13511656Cute
>>13511417>monstergirl vampire huntersThey don't actually kill Vampires though, they just harass them and retrain them to be doting waifus to their husbands, even if they aren't Incubi yet.
Which character would you elect to take out the demonlord and save humanity?>Netero has a bomb surgically placed in his testicles to go off when he nuts.
>>13511721Why would I want to take out the Demonlord and save Humanity?
>>13511721You do know that means that would be no more monstergirls, right? The better target would be the Chief God.
What if you applied aspects of your favorite mecha designs to armor/an outfit for you're waifu to wear?
>>13511656
>>13511721saitama would like the challenge
>>13511725His son will take out the chief god in the next arc whenever togashi gets to drawing it.
>>13511725Incorrect. DE has probably permeated that entire planet, meaning monstergirls would exist until life ceases to exist.
>>13511716Rape is what is wrong with this world, Monster Girls need to learn how to coexist. They need to bond and have consent all the way through occurrence
>>13511726i don't know but i have to ask this would MGs dig giant robots because i dig giant robots
>>13511727I want to comment about how that's the wrong kind of suit for that situation.I want to complain that it would be impossible for him to use it on his own.I want to make note of how he wouldn't be able to even swim in that suit.But I'll keep my silence for now, because god knows we need the content.
>>13511727Alright, that's pretty amusing.
>>13511737>ChallengeLet's face it, Saitama would one-shot the demon lord.
>>13511727IT'S THE CYCLOPS
>>13511742Going to chime in. If it's MGE, the reason they rape is because the Chief God is a stubborn asshole and forced them to keep old programming. Most of humanity won't willingly give them the D when they need to breed with humans to survive. Keep this in mind.Mankind has to get over itself and its god for peace to happen.
>>13511742What's your opinion on males who work in butler cafes and such. Are they being treated as objects and a target of sexualization? What about those guys working as "male companions"?
>>13511747Dwarves would probably dig them the most.
>>13511760Being a Human Boy working at a cafe would be my Dream Job, I want it so bad. It'd be comfy and nice to talk to Monster Girls that actually want my attention!
While we're talking about crossovers, I just know the Order has a guy like this on their side.
>>13511768It's not that good anon, haven't you read those greentexts about the butler cafe?
>>13511758Man should not have to change to stop rape>>13511760Sexualization because of the Matriarchy is harming lives. It is because of this rape culture that this is permitted and in most cafes the males are paid much less and causes a pay gap
>>13511766Could lagann handle all that spiral energy? Of course it could, who am I shitting?
>>13511774I have, and I still want it. Ms. Krabs will protect me from unsavory types!
>>13511766Indeed
>>13511727you are too good for us, loen.
>>13511749I know, the idea still was cute so. Have you seen Men of honor? the part with the 12 steps, just, damn.
>>13511758Actually, the Demon Lord has complete control over the Monsters. The Chief God was the one to give orders to the Demon Lord about what to do.The Demon Lord is fine enough with monsters raping men to not do something about it, and her husband seems fine with it just as well.
>>13511785>Men of honor?Nigger that ain't Robert De Niro.That's motherfucking Ted Bundy.
>>13511727Stop being so based, LoenDo a loli-ushi trying to do a sexy lady pose in a bikini that's too big for her flatness
>>13511777I'm going to go to the Butler cafe, apply for a job, and objectify myself as the submissive little human boy slut I am and there's nothing you can do about it!
>Mermaids' faces when they see men's lifeless bodies slowly sinking into the deep sea, victims of a big storm that flipped their ship, which the wreckage follows them into the depths
>>13511797If you can't get a job there, the cuddle parlor down the street is hiring! You can trust me, I'm a fox.
>>13511777>Man should not have to change to stop rapeActually, they do have to change. Rape is not right, but monsters are instinctively driven to have sex with men and since humans don't want anything to do with monsters they are forced to rape men to satisfy their desires.Monsters can't change their base instincts, only the Demon Lord can do that to them. Humans are the ones that won't coexist with monsters.
>>13511799They would just save them
>>13511727Forever based. Can you do a Wurm and an Ushi Oni being BFFs and playing video games together?
>>13511787I didn't say they were blameless. But that wasn't part of their (DL and the Hero) initial plan, and I don't see why they wouldn't try it again if the Chief God's settings didn't remain in place.>However, the settings that had been determined by the chief god weren't so weak that she could completely overwrite them with just that. A number of problems remained that the demon lord hadn't foreseen. Although their objective changed from killing and devouring flesh and blood, to mating and milking semen, the setting “monsters assault humans” remained. Additionally, since the setting “monsters are biologically superior beings to humans,” also remained, nothing but the monster girls who are both mothers and superior beings actually ended up resulting from the coupling of humans and monster girls, even though the demon lord had expected that the incubi, who are the males of the unified race, would also have been born. Because of this, the racial unification that the demon lord seeks is impossible.For reference.
>>13511791What? He's talking about the diver, Anon, not the reaction image.
>>13511799Mermaids probably pushed that iceberg in front of the Titanic if we're being honest right now.
>>13511810Lifeless bodies, Anon.
>>13511773Which Devil Fruit power can defeat the Demon Lord?
Goddamn I want to pork an Orc
>>13511797not every soul can be saved from internalized sexism>>13511807Monsters need to learn how to coexist with humans and learn to gain their consent then they should breed and sperm banks exist for the ones who can't get a man but still want to have a child
>>13511785Never seen that movie, no.The last war movie I saw and enjoyed was Hamburger Hill, though I'll check this movie out and see if it's any good.
>>13511810>lifeless bodies>save themNow I'm imagining mermaids crying while desperately trying to revive drowned men
>>13511791The doodle and the movie are completely unrelated, just pointing that out, happened to remember the movie.
>>13511805Working at a Cuddle Parlor sounds interesting. Tell me more.
>>13511826>MG world sperm banksI can imagine those get robbed more often than regular banks
>>13511766>>13511779>You'll never be a Gunman Pilot trapped in the monstergirl world>You'll never rally a group of humans and monstergirls and rise up against tyranny of any kind>You'll never force The Order and The Demon Lord to work together to take on a bigger threat possibly the Anti-Spirals.>You'll never do anything as awesome as this with your new crew of Human and Monstergirl Spirals. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0EM1_6BgM>You'll never ask the world who the hell it thinks you are.God DAMN IT.
>>13511799>>13511820Joke's on you.Mermaid Necromancers. Mermaid Liches.
>>13511819But in that case, the actual death toll would have been a lot smaller than what was reported. Most of the victims would have been husbandoed or turned.Except that one cunt who made her boyfriend tread water in the freezing ocean while she sat her fat ass on a piece of drifting wreckage. She got NTRd.
>>13511726Woundwort is astounding, but if my waifu went mecha, she'd probably use something...obvious.
>>13511839Scuba-diving Will-O-Wisps.
>>13511827Men of honor isn't really a war movie if I remember right. It's more of a period drama.
>>13511838fuck......
>>13511837Allow them to have higher security and having the communities understand that it is for everyone not just one to stop robbers from stealing just for themselves
Dumbsaur or Deresaurus Rex?
>>13511805>>13511835>TFW working at a Cuddle Parlor>Warband of Goblins and Hobgoblin-chan rent you out for the afternoon>Your Baphomet boss calls you the "ideal onii-chan" when she stumbles upon the gobbos cuddling your arms while Hobgoblin-chan uses you like a daki
>>13511835Well, you'll earn $9 an hour but most of your money will come from tips. Your job will be just to relax in the parlor on the mass of pillows, cushions, and bean bag chairs. When a MG comes in after paying at the door, they'll be allowed to cuddle with you. The parlor has lots of entertainment options to occupy you while you wait or cuddle, but your first priority is satisfying the customer. Sex isn't allowed, but if they really like you they might choose one of the more intimate cuddling options and take you into one of the back rooms.
>>13511859>incubation.jpg
>Clumsy character tries to cook for the first time in a mango>Food didn't turn into bubbling black liquidABOUT FUCKING TIMEAlso, Churio is cute as fuck.
>>13511859>>13511865Alright then. Anyways, I'm liking that so far.
>>13511859>>13511865Heh. It's ok Anon, time makes fools of us all
>>13511824One Piece is relatively low in power level compared to most action and adventure shounens. JRPGs too. If you're paying attention to the mechanics of these powers anyway and you ignore Oda's cartoon physics plot armor.It would be something cheap like the Gura Gura or Yami Yami (if it works with actual magic and not just fruit powers). Noro Noro might just be really effective if there's no way to block it and counter it. Seriously, that was a strong fruit on a weak character. The real question is if the Demon Lord can attack logias or not without haki or if MAMONO Mana counts as that. If not, any logia with a hard to counter element can take her down by being untouchable.
>>13511842Obviously the government lied to hide the fact that mermaids are completely legit in the whole business of existing and blatantly kidnapped hundreds. This was over a hundred years ago too. Who knows what kind of wacky shit the government was willing to go through to brainwash people that the event was actually a disaster.
>>13511859>>13511865I wonder if you guys are twins separated at birth
>>13511843>AnubisWhat a sexy design. Anyways, the mecha my waifu is most similar to is Dann of Thursday from Gun-X-Sword.
>>13511865Fucking morons.
>>13511824How many Space Marines are needed to defeat the Demon Lord?
>>13511883Clearly the T-Rex has caused a new Stand Alone Complex.
>>13511874>take her downThe sheer amount of time it would take for them to beat her would probably take longer than they can live.
>>13511799Tragedy boner.gif
>>13511881Ever heard of the Philadelphia Experiment? All those submarines that mysteriously disappear or sink? Flight 19?Mermaids, Man. Fucking mermaids.
A relative of yours and his waifu has died and their will names you to raise their kid should you desire. Otherwise she goes to foster care. Which would be more enjoyable a read for you?Young teen adopted daughteru you raise solo as best you can for potential dicking when she grows up.orChild adopted daughteru you attempt to raise with your waifu. Could start out raising solo and pick up waifu later.
>>1351188756
>80's action movies remade with Monstergirls.> The Running Man>Instead of trying to escape from being killed on a game show, MC is trying to escape from being raped on a game show.>Fireball is an Ignis.>Subzero is a Yuki-Onna.>Buzzsaw is a Bee-girl.>Captain Freedom is an Oni.>Damon Killian is a Succubus.Will you be one of this season's losers?
>>13511874Logia aren't entirely untouchable. The DL has tons of magic to use, and each logia has the weakness of their element. See Enel and Crocodile.
>>13511901>Philadelphia ExperimentTesla Coils caused that, not Mermaids.>>13511904Raise with Waifu, I'm not into daughter dicking.
>>13511904Raise her solo without dicking unless she actively wants it
>>135119041 with dicking or 2 with waifu from the start. Anything else is just a Laska rerun.2 with waifu sounds interesting.
Why can't Holstaurs give cheese and ice cream instead?
>>13511904>Child adopted daughteru you attempt to raise with your waifu. Could start out raising solo and pick up waifu later.Adorable daughteru antics are usually a good read.
>>13511850>You'll never have befriended an orphaned boy during your initial travels.>You'll never have trained him in the ways of a man and a spiral, making him the co-pilot of your Gurren-Lagann-esqe Gunman>You'll never eventually see him as a brother>You'll never be caught in an impossible situation during the final battle and be forced to use yourself as a shield for someone else. >You'll never tell him that he doesn't have to believe in the you that believes in him, but the him who believes in himself before combining one last time to fight the final boss.>You'll never die in your mech after the final battle, satisfied in knowing that you saved everyone. Almost everyone at least.>You'll never watch over your adopted little brother from heaven as he becomes a great man with all your other fallen friends.>He'll never lead the world into a new era of peace and greatness.Damn it.
>>13511924Because those are both processed milk products. You have to take her milk and make it into them.
>>13511901>>13511917>Philadelphia Experiment>mfw Einstein's Chronosphere from Command & Conquer Red Alert was based on this
>>13511904The second. Or the first with no dicking.
>>13511915I was thinking of logias like Kizaru and Smoker. That was always the issue with those kind of logia before haki was introduced. Personally I think Spirit/Demonic Energy use would be a form of haki so it wouldn't help them anyway.
>>13511917>Tesla CoilsTesla was a lich in disguise.
>>13511923Did want to avoid that, though it's hard when you haven't read it.Captcha, that's a breakfast spread not ice cream. You're drunk.
Is there such thing as a monster girl who can't rape
>>13511904Both sound alright. Probably go for the second, though. Teenagers aren't fun to raise.
>>13511912>The Truman Show>Truman's life is a recreation of how the modern human world was before the contact with monster girls.>Billions of humans, monsters and lesser divinities watch the show everyday.>You are Truman Burbank.
>>13511940I would think along that route too. And there isn't much that would stop smoke or light anyways. Well, maybe wind would help against smoker.
>>13511904The second, with the daughter having feeling for the MC and being jealous of his wife.
>>135119442 while having a waifu from the start actually sounds unique and interesting. I don't think we've had anything like that other than maybe a few lines of greentext.I had to pick out a cake with the green lantern symbol on it.
>>13511953Yetis, Cockatrices, Dormouses, Alices don't straight up rape people.
>>13511904>Raising a Dormouse with Hellhound waifu
>>13511961Three of those incite people to rape them instead. Yeti I'll give you though, they're with holsts in the 'only with consent' camp.>>13511963That dormouse is going to be tough. Maybe even dress like a punk.
>>13511953Useless and beta ones.
>>13511966>holsts>in the 'only with consent'They'll brutally rape you if you deny them the D for too long, so there's that.
Remember everyone, the harder it would be for a human to cosplay as them, the better the monster girl.
>>13511975Does this mean all of Setouchi's monsters are god tier?
>>13511953Only the good ones who know how to exist with humans>>13511968they are the best kind
>>13511963>Raising a Yeti with a Hellhound waifu>Raising a Lamia with an Eagle Harpy waifu>Raising a Minotaur with a Holst waifu>Raising an Ushi with an Elf waifu, or vice versa>Raising a Kraken with a Wurm waifu
>>13511975How can someone be so wrong?
>>13511975Those teeth being flat human teeth makes this much more creepy and unattractive than it would be with sharp teeth.
>>13511904I want to raise a Ryu with my Shirohebi waifu!
>>13511986Yes.
>>13511963>Raising a Cyclops with Lilim waifu
>>13511999
>>13512002Would you build a shrine by hand with your waifu while your ryu daughteru is playing in the field of flowers?
>>13511999Creepy and attractive are becoming more and more synonymous to me every day.
Abominations deserve to be gassed.God help the man with a yandere Abomination after him.
>>13511963>Raising a human girl with X waifuHow would it go?
>>13512006>Raising a sandworm with a fairy.
>>13512014If it can be gassed it's not a proper abomination.
>>13512018Horrible, Humans need to be raised by humans
>>13512009Of course! We'd also teach her all about how to get the power she needs to control the weather if you know what I mean.
>>13512012I feel that feel.
>>13512018If they're close the girl will probably end up turning.
>>13512023Anon you didn't let me finish my sentence.Abominations deserve to be gassed, then set on fire.
>>13511901>Philadelphia ExperimentDammit Anon now I'm rewatching the documentary instead of writing. Thanks alot.
>>13512018She wouldn't stay human long at all.
>>13512025>Implying some monstergirls like Ryus and Holstauri wouldn't be great mothers for them
>>13512020>Sandworm is crying because the other kids don't want to play with her and she doesn't have any friends.>Hides in her big body and won't come out.>Fairy waifu flies in through a gap between her teeth and hugs her until she feels better.
>>13512040Yes but if you were gonna pick a random monster to raise a girl you would have better results using a random human
>>13512042Sandworms are shit.
Do the paladins have solutions other than just killing monsters?What about something like a Neural Amplifier to protect from thought influences?
>>13512035If it makes you feel any better me too.
>>13511990>Raising a Yeti with a Hellhound waifuI can only picture an angry Yeti in a bancho outfit using the things mom taught her to lead a high school delinquent gang
>>13512046Segregation, separate but equal
>>13512049Sounds like that Yeti needs befriending.
>>13512046See >>13511463
Need. To. Write. Story. Now. NOW. NOW! Just need motivation.
>>13512045You are shit.
>>13512057you will get your dick sucked if you write
>>13512057Go do the thing anon! Don't be a faggot!
I want to be caressed by oversized monster hands.
>>13512049All I can imagine in that scenario is being very hot and sweaty all the time.
I want to be a Paladin for Eros and marry one of those big tittied Harpies with a fiddle!
>>13511904>Raising an Amazon with an Alp waifu
>>13512062
>>13512066I hope you are prepared for Houris coming into your life and turning things into a harem manga.
I wish I had a monster girl as a childhood friend
I want to be a bard for Ares and serenade a Thunderbird with my song!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OatAcPIyPyg
>>13512072I shall turn them down then, for I am faithful only to my goddess and my wife.
>>13509956Dear Diary;Jackpot.
>>13512066I want to be a Paladin for Priapus and go on a crusade against the P'orc kingdom with my dick!
This is the perfect song to get a harpy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
>>13512074>SerenadeGet the fuck out of here.
I can't get the words 'anal rape' out of my head.
>>13512063Lots of bullying hugs and suplexing even in the summer, but somehow she isn't affected by the heatFucking mamono magic
>>13512074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SoXxnlCUqk
>>13512089Hellhound raping your ass with a strap-on.
>>13512085Are you allergic to singing, or just big words?
>>13512100Singing is the worst thing you can do as a human.
>>13512089Why are you trying?
>>13512089You might want to get that checked>>13512098No
>>13512089There's only one solutionPrayer
>>13512089Mystie is such a slut, she probably wants it
>>13512116Ass probably needs a new shipment of eels to fill it.
>>13512089Nothing wrong with playing around with the back door.
>>13512018>After your sister's death you were the one who stepped up to the plate and assumed guardianship of your niece. She was too young for this kind of tragedy, but you and your shirohebi wife did the best you could to welcome her.>It was the little things that put you off about what was happening. She started flicking her tongue at you when she was angry, you thought it was just a habit your niece had picked up from your wife, just a cute harmless habit.>Then she started napping near the open windows. When it got cold or dark she quickly became lethargic and lost her will to do anything but nap, more than once she had found her way to your room at night saying "The blankets are too cold uncle Anon." You didn't believe her until you touched her skin. Cold, almost clammy.>Your paranoia boiled into fear when you found a scale on her cheek. You say found, but in reality she proudly presented it to you and your wife and said she was finally becoming a big girl. Your wife gave her a tight hug and congratulated her, on the outside you smiled as well, but your heart felt like it was seized by the demonlord herself.>Over a period of three weeks her legs became stiff, she would scratch at them incessantly as more scales surfaced. Your shirohebi wife took a proactive role in helping her transition. Your neice started calling her mama soon after her legs became stuck together, their relationship certainly became much more intimate than any other aunt and niece.>From there things seemed to speed up. You debated with yourself whether to keep her pure and send her to the convent, but ultimately your wife convinced you that she needed parents more than her humanity, would your sister have been okay with this? The question haunted you long after the transformation ended.>If you ask her today about being human she can only vaguely remember what it feels like to use legs. She says that they seem terribly inefficient compared to her long and beautiful white tail.
>>13512140fuck off.
>>13512120Onii-chan!
>>13512133Nice, I like gradual transformations.
>>13512133BAD END
So do certain monstergirls get cultists following them?
>>13512171Yes
>>13512140>Monster Girls are an expression of ugliness and an excuse for me to be a fat PoS!Ugh.
I want to pamper a monstergirl.
>>13512171Baphomet has that loli cult, Dark Priests are recruiters for the Fallen God cult IIRC, and there are plenty of stupidly strong MGs out there that are probably worshiped as gods.
>>135121339/10 not enough dicking
>>13512133>If you ask her today about being human she can only vaguely remember what it feels like to use legs. She says that they seem terribly inefficient compared to her long and beautiful white tail.But what about losing her Boy Maker?
>>13512140Tumbrl appreciation thread?
>>13512133Wouldn't tails be worse than legs?
>>13512212For the love of all that is holy, no.
>>13512224For locomotion? Yes. How someone feels about having one or the other is subjective though.
>>13512211>But what about losing her Boy Maker?Faggot, do you even know what MAMONO MANA is?
>>13512211In all honesty would a lot of women care about that? Like enough for that to be a huge concern for the average woman? Some people just want kids either way or might prefer a daughter anyway.
>>13512230But she calls them Inefficient
>>13512232Something that can't produce male heirs?
>>13512227Tumbrl time
>>13512242Right, but in the context of locomotion she'd be wrong. For sex, showing off, and other things? Maybe not. Even if she were talking about locomotion it's not like people never have clouded judgement on such things that they believe something is simply better because they prefer it.
>>13512250Why.
>>13512250Christ Mari's body looks stiff and lifeless, and what's up with the pot bellied pig-woman on the right of her?
So where is new MGE grill? Didn't KC tweet something yesterday?
>>13512250>Comparing a semen demon to a land whaleFuck this artist, fuck tumblr feminists, & fuck you for propagating this bullshit.
>>13512133MORE
>>13512260I still don't understand the logic of the so-called tumblr 'artstyle'.
>>13512250HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
>>13512250Where's the part where Mari gets disgusted with that abomination and monsterizes it into a P'orc or Holstaurus or something with a touch?
>>13512274I don't understand tumblr logic.If I don't understand that I'll never understand their "art".
>>13512274As far as tumblr goes, I'll stick to artists I know.
>>13512256>locomotion she'd be wrongNigger, what? Bitch could support her entire body off like, fuckin' an arms length of tail, not even. She can climb up surfaces much easier than legs can, the only thing she looses is the long-distance prowess that humans have.
>>13512212What was the source for that pic?Google doesn't know
>>13512274They want to add a uniqueness to their work, but in some sick form of irony most end up with homogenizing features into the negatives we have come to know and expect out of tumblr centric stuff.
Name the music genre your Waifu would like
>>13512276It's okay anon, Hatred is coming out in a week
>>13512291Classical.
>>13512291Dunno what would an Oni like
>>13512273There's not much more to write.Maybe another writefag can try to make a story about anon and his wife helping their adopted human daughteru/niece cope with the changes.tf is my fetish, but only when it's slow and the changes come with subtlety. Super fast transformations are a turn off since you can't enjoy it.
>>13512291Vidya and animu soundtracks
>>13512296*in 2 weeks
>>13512250Even ironically, don't post this shit.
Christ http://store.steampowered.com/app/353330/
>>13512291Rap
>>13512307>buying VNs from steam
>>13512307It's interesting how many VNs are getting released on Steam.>>13512296Gonna buy the fuck outta that.>>13512291Heavy Metal
>>13512307>mono-eyed subhuman
>>13512307I'm siding with the bullies. Suicide rout here we go!
>>13512307I may have to get this...
>>13512285This is true, but I was thinking only thinking in terms of the distance thing and her having the same strength level that she had before. I forgot about the boost in strength that would let her use her tail to its full potential.
>>13512307I wanna make a bully simulator with at least three heroines (A Cyclops, an Alp, and a Wyvern)!
>>13512314I'm pretty sure that is shitty kinetic novel without options
>>13512171Sabbath lolis, Ryus, Pharaohs, Snake Cult.
I JUST HEARD ABOUT THE EMG ANIME TRAILER
>>13512312Before buying VNs from steam you have to be aware that some of them have cut sexual content out of the game because it is disallowed
>>13512324Well too bad because the video's gone now. Some intern must have fucked with the settings.
>>13512324But what do you think about it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikzH2JraY7U
>>13512291Big Band, I'd hope.
>>13512324Welcome to a few hours ago.
>>13512313>anon will never get a major fetish for mono eyes after encountering a Gazer >he will never fill her montrous womb with his untainted seed and bring more mono eyes into the world
>>13512328I have it loaded in my browser. What do I do with it?
>>13512331>few hoursTry early this morning
>>13512322Pffft. Lame>>13512318Who knows what monsterization does stamina wise, but for the sake of argument lets assume that humans still always trump landbound long-distance, then yeah, she loses out on distance, but in terms of strength, why would you assume she only has human-tier strength in her snake body? Snakes are powerful motherfuckers. Scale that up to MG-tier and she could tail whip through solid concrete.
>>13512324It's shit>>13512331You mean few days?
>>13512335You reupload it for everyone. Duh.
>>13512325>have to be awareI'm well aware, I made the mistake of buying NekoPara on Steam and learned from it.The full game is hot as fuck though, even if it's the most vomit inducing tryhard moeshit ever.
>>13512337>scale that up to MG-tierThis is why Giant Ants would be the most underrated physical monster in MGE. And baphos are officially stronger. Holy hell.
>>13512285>Bitch could support her entire body off like, fuckin' an arms length of tail, not evenIt'd be far more than that. There's a reason you never see actual snakes doing that unsupported--it's because they can't. She also loses the ability to jump. >She can climb up surfaces much easier than legs canDepends on the surface. Stairs, for instance, would suck. She'd have a huge advantage when it came to climbing trees, but objects to broad to wrap around like a mountain face would probably be harder with a tail.I've got nothing on energy efficiency, so that aside it sounds like a wash overall unless she digs canopies.
>>13512307Anybody got the link to this artist's pixiv? Can't find it in my mess of boomarks. If they've got a twitter that would be even better though.
>"Uwaa! Are you that hero who slew the giant scorpion?! Can we join your party?! We're pretty inexperienced, but we can cook, and we can carry your things for you!">"A-And anything else you might want..."
>>13512333But they are utter shit. They are literally humans but only with one eye. They just inferior humans
>>13512346Certainly, here's all the armor, weapons, books, potions and food I looted off everyone I've murdered so far. And by the way, put some armor on.
>>13512346I want a dragon's skull.Go gettit.
>>13512346Can either of you play any instruments? Lost my bard to a dragon last month.
>>13512346NO SCRUBS IN OUR PARTY
>>13512344I've seen a snake reach up to a heat lamp off a few CM of its tail and coil around it, using nothing but its own strength to keep it there. I'm inclined to say you don't know what you're talking about. >Stairs would suck>More traction sucksWhat are you talking about? How large do you think these stairs are? Most are a foot deep and a foot wide. She'd go up those easy as fuck. And why would mountains pose an issue? Unless you're talking some steep cliff-face shit, but then legs would be a no go either. And you're underestimating her arms. She could cling to the cliff side with her tail and climb up it with her arms. They might be heavy but their weight is easier distributed.
>>13512346Sure, I don't have much on me right now, but lets head in to town so we can get you two some proper gear.Go find the Skeletal Nobleman, tell him I sent you and he'll set you up right.
>>13512346Oh boy I always wanted some gofers.Start farming alchemy and blacksmithing reagents, slaves.
>>13512346>"Sure, I guess I can use the littler one as some sort of pack mule. The green one needs better armor though."
>>13512346Welcome to the party.This is slagathor, our barbarian from the north. Watch out for the teeth, he bites.Over here we have Rynnonunananonanna our Ranger. We call him Ryn for short.And last but not least, this is the great wizard Jim. He specializes in illusions and likes to pretend to be a girl with them.....or is a girl pretending to be a man. Don't think too hard about it.
>>13512339Yeah, but the video is already gone. I have the video loaded, but I can't download it if i isn't there.
>>13512346Come sing me a song.
>>13512346>Dog girl, not even a wolfu>Washboard>Loli>No armor>Shit weaponYou can just go the fuck home, little girl. It's dangerous out here.>Ork girl>At least some semblence of actual armor>Healthy body>Ball & chain for knockin' headsYou look like you have some potential. I've got a bit of extra gear you can use. I'll help train you up a bit, & we can keep each other warm on long journeys.
>>13512352Depends on the type of monoeye and the setting. But that's what makes it so delicious when you get a strong fetish for them and fuck them anyway. The shame after your orgasm, and then the consequences of impregnating her. Your fetish would be too strong and you'd be trapped in a cycle of lust and self-loathing. It's perfect.
>>13512346elbowstoopointy/10
>>13512346>"Hey kid, why would you hire those loser monsters when you can have a paladin? I've killed more monsters than you can count and I don't mind doing lewd things as long as you marry me first..."
>>13512346GET YER EXP LEECH ELSEWHERE
>>13512346Hmm well let's see, you look like a decent thief, can you pick locks and disarm traps?And your friend's an Orc so she's probably a good smith. Also you two can give me blowjobs and titfucks, so tag along.
>>13512387>kidIs she a Christmas Cake? This is important.
>>13512387What's with the abdomen? That gives me an idea though>Buff antgirl tanks in full plate dual wielding shields.
>>13512387I can't even tell what gender you are.
>>13512387How can you even move in that thing?>MarriageNOPE.
>>13512387Jesus, how wide are those hips?
>>13512387Your armor looks terrible for anything outside of a fashion runway and you don't even have your own weapon.And you try to pass yourself off as a veteran, for fucking shame.
>>13512387Wait just a minute. Take off your helmet! You're not a BBEG in disguise are you?!
>>13512387Who the hell are you calling a monster? Have you seen your proportions?!? If you're human, then I'm Rob Liefeld.
>>13512387Yeah, but how many tons of equipment can you carry in those high heels? I want some mules, the paladin role's already filled.
>>13512387>I don't mind doing lewd things as long as you marry me first...Yandere Dullahan in disguise detected. Abort.
>>13512406>Monster girl posing as a female paladin, hiding inside a suit of armor to attract suitors.
>>13512414Dullahans are great waifus. You can have prone anal with them while also kissing.
>>13512421Would you make a Dullahan ready her own ass for anal?
>>13512387Hey fuck all these bitches you should just travel and break shit. You can do fucking anything so long as it ain't moral.You get mad monster puss m8.Dark Knights are best.
>>13512426why else would you have a detachable head?
Monstergirls!
>>13512433>CentaurSo close to having a Nuckelavee.
>>13512416>go on adventure with paladin girl>first time you rest at an inn>armor comes off>turns out she was a dark slime>she tries to bind you in her goo while licking her lipsWhat do you do?
>>13512426No, I'd massage her ass with one hand while I kiss and cuddle her cute head with the other. It's kisses and cuddles from the moment we get to bed to the moment my hot seed floods her cold, dead rectum.
>>13512387>"S-Sorry to bother you sir, but is true you're recruiting for a quest? I-I'm good with my mace and I'll carry things if you ask... Lewd things? If you t-teach me about them I guess I'll try."
>>13512433Hate to admit it, but Harpy looks pretty cute.Also, why is the centaur a Titan?
>>13512433Nobody likes those kinds of cats, yes that's the joke, that's stupid, that's stupider, that's vaguely interesting, and that's just disgusting.
>>13512442I want to put eggs inside Ricchan, if you know what I mean. I mean creampie her.
>>13511678Agreed.
>>13512387>>13512442>>13512346Damn it all.Paladin-kun are you pinging detect evil and sense motive? This is starting to get fishy.
>>13512433I kind of get the joke here but why doesn't the centaur have skin?I don't get it.
>>13512442Oh yeah. I'm turning this cutie into a battleWight.
>>13512440man now he has to kill her like the rest. would be avoided if she was a nice and honest slime and not a rapist
>>13512442No nerds allowed, I already fill that quota.
>>13512440>Droping her disguise at the first stop.She would have to wait until you fall in love with her and are unable to reject her.
>>13512450It was the only way to make horse pussy worse?
>>13512440Make a +5 Acrobatics check to evade her, then counter-attack with a frost arrow to freeze her
>>13512291Heavy metal, progressive metal, and stoner.
>>13512440Pull out my weapon and stab that core for massive damage. Dark slimes a shit.
>>13512452>can't handle a bit of possible rapeYou folk would make terrible paladins. You give her lawful dickings so she'll turn lawful good. Ask /tg/ about succubutts some time.
>>13512448No one can be trusted.
>>13512442>Comes with her own weapon and spare>Has reasonable armor>Competent with her equipmentSure, come along with the two monsters and help them pick out equipment with the Skeletal Nobleman.>>13512364
>>13512363>I'm inclined to say you don't know what you're talking about.Everything I've ever seen points to the opposite, but if what you're saying is true that's hard to argue.>Most are a foot deep and a foot wide.And she's not going to have access to the entire foot of depth. That's not to say she couldn't get up them, but she'd be dragging herself up the corners of the stairs, nowhere near as comfortable as stepping on the flat part.>And why would mountains pose an issue? Unless you're talking some steep cliff-face shit, but then legs would be a no go either.I was talking steep or even past vertical slopes, yes.>then legs would be a no go either.Not unless there are practically no foot or toe holds and you can't make any.>She could cling to the cliff side with her tail and climb up it with her arms.You don't climb with your arms. Doing so is how you tire yourself out and fall. Snakes can climb some really crazy looking stuff, but do realize you've got to scale things up as well. She's got no lower body access to recessed holds either, just the ones that protrude and twisting so she can get her hands on the next hold might well mean losing some important f-er, tailholds. All in all, not so great a situation.
I want to marry a Dark Elf and raise a dozen kids together.
>>13512462>stoner.I am sorry for your loss.
>>13512440Does a purified dark slime become a regular stupid slime, or do they retain their intelligence and magic powers?
>>13512467Better safe than sorry m8, gotta have trust
>>13512375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyaTGHweAo
>>13512433>plant girl>not this
>>13512458Looks like a Titan, if there's one thing that'll get more hate than horse pussy, it's GIGANTIC horse pussy.
>>13512476isn't that a bit much? Just have 3
>>13512478The secret to their intelligence and powers is their core. So as long as the core remains she's good.
>>13512490Then I want to go purify 5 dark slimes, color them differently and assemble a Sentai Slime Team.
>>13512489>Too muchThere's never such a thing as too many or too much when it comes to cute. An Echidna would slap your shit.
>>13512476I want to marry an Echidna and raise a dozen kids together.
>>13512484I think it's supposed to be something like a Nuckelavee, that skinless horse-man from Scottish folklore.Technically, the body's in the middle of those things' backs in most depictions, but it's not like anyone actually gives a damn about that here.
>>13512496Well some people don't want a million kids
>>13512333Gazer isn't a mono-eye though, she's a multi-eye.
>>13512475>but she'd be dragging herself up the corners of the stairs, nowhere near as comfortable as stepping on the flat part.Essentially yes, but you aren't taking scale and weight distribution into consideration If you step on an edge, yeah it will hurt. but if you distribute your weight across ten edges? You might as well be walking on a flat surface there. Her tail is long enough to make it seem like she's going up a slope rather than stairs. >Not unless there are practically no foot or toe holds and you can't make any.I'm inflined to think that these would also benefit a snake, but at the very least, if you can find footholds, you can grab them with your hands. But I guess I'll concede that humans have an easier time of it.>You don't climb with your arms. Doing so is how you tire yourself out and fall.This is fair enough though. but there's also her body length. She might miss a few holds, but if she can coil around one protruding root and reach up to grab the next, she could manage just as well. Though really, this is silly to discuss since it varies very much on unknown factors. Now, if she were a Quetzalcoatl, she's be superior in every way. And soft and feathery to boot.
>>13512494Or a Mahou Shoujo team.
>>13512508Well if you only want 2 or 3 that's fine.I just want to be dog piled by my daughterus.
>>13512499And I want to set up the high stakes betting pool to make a profit no matter what comes out of your wife.
>>13512509She seems to think she is, at least when it comes to the face. That's why her gimmick is giving people an intense mono-eye fetish.
>>13512499Echidnas are mediocre waifus but they give God-tier daughterus.
>>13512508Some people don't want any kids!How would monster girls feel about men who are afraid of committing to a relationship and hate kids?
>>13512504I do, there needs to be room for the horse head.
>>13512514enjoy the daughteru pile
>>13512522Oh I will. Nothing would be better than daughterus piling on top of you when you get home from work.
>>13512520Rape the answer is rape
>>13512521Even better - the horse head's a mono-eyed horse.
>>13512440>That one section on meltingDark Slimes are scary.
>>13512477Stoner is one of the best genres to fuck to, Anon
I want to break a paladin's heart in every way till she's eating ice cream out of her helmet!
>>13512527Well then they'll have to go to the store and never come back!
>>13512476I don't normally like them but that one looks alright.She's a halfy, isn't she?
I wanna bully my MG teacher and get detention for it! I also want her to unfortunately (for her) have to watch over detention because the other teachers don't want to do it and bully her into it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGMm3QBpWoQ
>>13512532>Not drone.>Not pretty much anything else.Stoner is shit, and only stoners like it cuz "references to muh weed"
>>13512536Looks like a regular Dark Elf to me.
>>13512482Is this a reference to one being flat and the other busty?
>>13512533>she monsterizes into a will o wisp and is set on proactively dating you
>>13512544more a reference to the post I responded to>sing me a songis the first line in the song
>>13512539You gon git yo detention commuted into liver eating.
>>13512520Probably something along the lines of 'it's shit'Just like any other woman, 2d and 3d alike.
>>13512539I've never played LoL, don't like Ahri, and still want to date a kumiho.
>>13512512>Essentially yes, but you aren't taking scale and weight distribution into considerationI was. It'd be like you standing on a grate. Doable? Sure. Pleasant? Generally not. Especially on escalators if we're talking about a modern setting. Also consider that she'd be basically sawing against them as she went, too.>but there's also her body length.There's also more than one type of hold. It's not hard to imagine a shape that a hand or foot could use easily a tail couldn't do much with.>Though really, this is silly to discuss since it varies very much on unknown factors.True enough you probably could thought experiment up a face a snake would have an easier time on than a human.>Now, if she were a Quetzalcoatl, she's be superior in every way.If she was a quetz I'd rip off my hat and proceed to stomp on it. Fucking OP dragon-lamia bestest huggles fluffy sons of bitches.
>>13512551Why would I want to eat my kumiho teacher's liver?
>>13512555I like Ahri, but LoL is a disgrace to Kumiho everywhere.
>>13512518I just want to write about all the shenanigans that would happen from having a related family across the entire monster spectrum>Dragon & Wyvern twins need a fireproof room because they always bicker>Baby Lamia rides round coiled around yours or your waifu's arm>Holstaur duaghter hits puberty & you have to awkwardly help her learn about milking>Your Cheshire daughter likes to play pranks on everyone, so you ground her & put magic seals on her room>Treating the bump on your Harpy daughter's head after her most recent failed attempt to fly>The young Werewolf chews on the couch as she's teething>Your 17-year-old Succubus daughter is acting like (more of) a slut & you have to punish her>Going to your oldest Echidna daughter's wedding
>>13512559She gets off on it and forced you to do it.
>>13512562How would you punish a Succuslut daughteru?
>>13512518>Echidnas are mediocre waifusBut why? Mad dosh, motherly as hell, both to you and the daughterus, provide you with an exciting married life, snuggle up when it's cold what's not to love?>>13512564>She gets off on itOnce. Well, I guess you COULD actually eat most of a liver more than once, but the dude would need to be a master surgeon with a giant scalpel folded over a thousand times and a team of nurses to stitch her back up before she bled out. That's a terribly difficult fetish to set up if I've even seen one.
>>13512568Chastity belt and 3 servings of golem shitbrew a day
>>13512558>It'd be like you standing on a grateI never found this to be an issue but I walk around barefoot alot so I dunno.>EscelatorsI was just talking normal concrete steps with like, rounded edges or something. Escalators would be pretty brutal>SawingNot really an issue. We're not talking soft sensitive flesh here, we're talking protective scales designed for transport. >Fucking OP dragon-lamia bestest huggles fluffy sons of bitches.You seem a little irritated there, anon. Let Quetz-chan cuddle you under the blanket, let her brew for you ancient-aztec style hot chocolate. That'll calm you down.
>>13512570Cut her open, take a bite, jizz on it, close it up. Magic takes care of the rest.
>>13512562>>Your 17-year-old Succubus daughter is acting like (more of) a slut & you have to punish herSlutty-succubus-daughteru on reluctant-father incest is my fetish.
>>13512089>It hurts! Everything hurts! Please...take me, and ease my pain.Oh yes.
>>13512568I understand that she's a Succubus & has certain needs, but I raised her to be better than that, damnit! If she's going to behave like a child & won't have proper respect for herself, then she'll be punished like a child.>Put her over my knee, give her a stern spanking>Confiscate her webcam & toys>Strict 10:00 curfew>No more locked doors>Only one boy brought home a week
>>13512585>reluctantAnon made a funny.
>>13512577>Let Quetz-chan cuddle you under the blanket, let her brew for you ancient-aztec style hot chocolate.Fine, but I won't like it.
>>13512592>Implying all fathers want to fuck their daughters.>Implying my fetishes have to make sense.
>>13512590>Only one boy brought home a weekThat's going too far.
>>13512594>But I won't like itWasn't traditional chocolate rather bitter? Would you make her leave all teary eyed for the store to buy some of that blasphemous, sugary sweet crap, because what her mother taught her to brew isn't good enough?
>>13512596Ever heard of D.A.D.D?
>>13512600I've never had it. I know I can handle like 95% cacao dark chocolate though, so it shouldn't be too huge of a--http://www.recipe.com/aztec-hot-chocolate/>chile powder>AND espressoFuck. I drink my coffee like a bitch and I have no idea what that chile is doing in there. This is going to be tough, but I'll do it for her.
>>13512600Traditional aztec chocolate was a mixture of chile peppers and cornmeal.
>>13512599I don't care. I didn't rise her to just be used as a cum toilet for whoever wants a piece of action. And I definitely never condoned underage voyeur shows for perverts on the internet. If she refuses to use it properly, she won't get to use it.Besides, she's not exactly quiet about it. Se keeps getting the rest of the girls riled up, and I'm tired of having to wash half a dozen sets of bedding five times a week.
>>13512607>He's never had chilli chocolateThe stuff is great. Just watch when it's in hot chocolate because the heat makes it that much hotter. Makes for some fiery kisses with quetz-chan tho. >>13512611 Huh. I thought they came in plain flavors.
>>13512585lewd
I need more adult Baphomets
>>13512614What's best about chili chocolate is that both substances on their own make you happier when consumed, so it's a double your pleasure kind of chemistry!
>>13512619needs more oppai loli Baphomets
>>13512606That Dads Against Daughters Dating thing?I don't mind my daughter dating. As long as it's me.
>>13512621Shut up, Fran. Shouldn't you be out making abominations with Chrome or something?
>>13512619Disgusting
>>13512626Not the guy I replied to are you?
>>13512628Due to an unfortunate mishap, copious amounts of extremely potent aphrodisiacs ended up in Adorea's system. She's hornier than an Ushi-Oni during the full moon.
>>13512607actually, a bit of chile powder in normal hot chocolate isn't badI like to but that, a bit of cinnamon, and a tiny bit of vanilla in mine
>>13512619Beautiful. We need more of this. >>13512621I want to fuck your werewolf sister.
>>13512634>cinnamonMelange addict, please.
>>13512632Oh I am.I just never said I didn't.
Night Anons, have a wonderful night and don't burn down the thread.And ever since that guy mentioned it I've wanted to cuddle a chubby jinko cub.
>>13512642But you can't, anon. You have to pick the Fire Rat. Pick her or the thread burns!
>>13512634That sounds delicious
>>13512634How much is a bit?
>>13512642>Chubby Jinko cubAnyone ever going to help repair her friendship with the young and chubby Dragon girl?
>>13512652I dunno, i eyeball
>>13512653It would be easier if the Chubby Dragonette wasn't in hiding.
>>13512644No Anon.I will choose chubby jinko cub.Today I make her a choice.I will also bring loli fire rat along with her as well. Both of them will be cuddled. >>13512653It gets repaired years later when they both go after Dadanon.Dragonette is a school principal and jinko is a successful business woman.
>>13512644The rat is mine, you guys keep the jinko.
>>13512656>hidingShe's just been unable to get out of her room ever since her dad decided to narrow the doorway as a joke.
>>13512655I'm going to go try this. If I don't like it I'm spitting hot chocolate on you over the internet.
>>13512658We can't. We have to choose the Watery Tart now.>>13512659And the Jinko cub has been crouching whenever she passes by their house for some reason.
>>13512660make sure to only put a tiny bit in at a timeyou can always put more inyou can't take it out if you put to much in
>>13512657A man chooses. A slave obeys. Would you kindly not pick the Jinko?
>>13512661She's looking around for chocodiles, obviously.Though I did hear they had a falling out over some pizza and a Twinkie.
>>13512661You watch what you say about the Watery Tarn whose name escapes me, she was cute!
>>13512624>You will never join a busty baphomet in building a rival oppai loli sabbath.
>>13512667Chocodiles? Is that like a reptilian Chocobo?>>13512669Well at least she was a valid option, so she had that going for her.
>>13512665Nyet.I love the cat types Anon. She will be chosen and cuddled. As will the rat.There is no end to the cuddles I have for them. >>13512667And years later it will be Pizza that brings them back together.It's a wonderful thing.
>>13512675>NyetSo. Anya is STILL not getting any stories, is she?
>>13512675I still remember the whole icecream man thing that went on.>>13512674Google it.
>>13512674We're never going to let Nyanon forget, huh?
>>13512678>Google itEH, I liked my idea better.
>>13512682I'm not doing it to pick on him, but to make the asshole responsible feel guilt. It was one fucking guy who got Cheesenugget to ignore the votes.
>>13512678Yeah, that was a beautiful night. I had a ton of fun with that. >>13512677I don't know cause I don't write her.
>>13512682He's a faggot that deserves every little bit of it.
>>13512682To be fair I've done a few 'not a valid option' jokes myself. Helps to laugh at myself, yknow?
>>13512687Never meant it in a bad way, I just like the concept of teasing our regulars about their mess ups in the pastLike how we tease .Less about being a masochist
>>13512691Please don't feel bad at all. Not your fault you were gullible.
>>13512688All that mayhem, all those monster lolis harassing the driver.It was a good night.
>>13512691Don't worry about it.I've don't a few front pussy jokes at my expense as well.
>>13512691Never meant it in a bad way. Good to laugh at yourself sometimes. It's like looking back at when you were a kid and laughing at all the stupid stuff you didThen you get trapped in the past and start remembering all the stuff you've purposefully forgotten and end up remembering EVERYTHING
>>13512700That and a loli wurm and her mother chasing it.God that was fun.
>>13512701There is nothing wrong with frontpussy.
>>13512706>Telling lies on the internet
>>13512705Was her mother chasing it? I remember a pouty Lilim that somehow got into the vehicle and buckled herself in, but no Wurm mamma.
>>13512711That was a Lich though.
Do you want a weak MG that has to rely on you for protection, or a strong MG that you can rely on for protection?
>>13512706>>13512710>It begins.>>13512711>>13512713It was one of the last couple things. There was a loli Lilim in the back who was pouting about not being seen. Lich was just along for the ride.
>>13512717Can I have neither?
>>13512713Do we need to look into the archive?We should anyway.>>13512718I know.I helped out and did a third of the posts
>>13512721You want a roughly equal MG? Those are pretty rare. Which one do you have in mind?
Just a reminder - It's not rape if he came
>>13512717Being a Dragonslut, I'd naturally have the latter.
>>13512721So, you want a MG rival that challenges you to improve constantly that eventually became your wife after a few dozen hatefucks?I can respect that.
>>13512722Yeah, I did quite a bit of that and the following jinko/dragon/dadanon stuff that night as well.That was actually a pretty busy night here.
>>13512723>>13512726No as in I don't want a monster wife.I view them as pornstars, I jerk off to them but no fucking way would I fuck one.
>>13512728I did a chubby Jinko/Dragon as a joke and reference to something, and you mutated it into something much more. Good on ya.
>>13512730Are you well? Do you have brain damage?
>>13512730Then why are you even fucking here? It's like being at a fucking Comiccon when you don't even really like comics or whatever.
>>13512710>being a horsefucker>b=but centaurs aren't horses!You are fucking the body of a mare, when you have the option of fucking a human vagina, and in a land of girls with detachable heads and girls made of goop, frontpussy is too far out? Fuck off.
>>13512732No problem but it wasn't just me. We had a lot of people contributing that night so I really can't claim credit for it.And thanks for making those two, they are fun.
>>13512736Guys guys, let's not start this now
>>13512717A strong MG I can fight side by side with.
>>13512735But that doesn't make sense, I like monster girls but I just don't want to go that far with one.
>>13512736But you're not fucking the body of a mare, you're fucking the body of a Centaur.
>>13512738At least someone likes my ideas that I spew out.
>>13512724I'm okay with this.
>>13512743So what you're saying is you like the concept of MG's, but would never go the full mile?Correct me if I'm wrong here, chief
You're walking home when this girl gives you a kissu. She constantly giggles and flies out of reach only getting close to give you some brief kisses. It seems like she's intent on following you home.Wat do?
>>13512744Same difference.Baphomet flips you off.jpg
>>13512743>just don't want to go that farThat so? You just fuck them and then dump them.
>>13512736>Yet again the people pushing frontpussy are the people who don't even like centaursYou'd figure that since you guys hate them anyway, you'd just keep your shit opinions to yourselves.
>>13512749Exactly.
>>13512751Build up a static charge without her noticing.
>>13512751Ignore her. I've had a long day and I don't feel like dealing with her.
>>13512751Go home and close the door in her face.
>>13512751Well, considering the only time I'm walking home is when I'm done shopping and it's like five minutes away then she follow me. Not like I really have anything against it.
>>13512751Sunbathe topless in my backyard until she lands on me.
>>13512758>Building up a static charge>She comes over for another kiss>You're prepared and counter her with a static shock>This gets her aroused/gives her more energyHave you not learned anything from Pokemon. electric moves don't effect electric types
>>13512754He doesn't even want to fuck them.He likes the idea of a fetish, but doesn't have said fetish. It's fucking weird.
>>13512755I like the idea, and I'm tired of you shooting it down because "it's dumb, fucking KC panderin" when that's what MGE is, pure fucking pandering. Not everyone who likes centaurs want to fuck a damn horse.
>>13512734>>13512735Is this the first time you guys have seen that faggot? He's been here for a while and takes any opportunity he gets to state his position
>>13512751I barely go outside unless its for groceries. I little company never hurt anyone
>>13512751 I'm definitely not going home until I figure out what her deal is. Having my personal space violated ruffles my proverbial feathers and she's not even being decent enough to rape me. What a tease.
>>13512724Is this a doujin? If so where can I find it?
>>13512769Yeah, I'm not the kind of guy to call others weirdos seriously but this guy sure is a weirdo.
>>13512771To be fair, I want to fuck a horse.
>>13512767But I have, they just do half the damage unless they have lightningrod or similar ability.
>>13512772I'm kind of getting tired of him, honestly.>>13512779I know, right?
>>13512730You're an odd one.
>>13512776>Implying she isn't waiting until she gets to your house so she could rape young on something comfy than the cold hard floorShe just knows that sex on something comfy is better than on concrete or grass or in some super dark super scary cave
>>13512751Shoot a warning shot of semen
>>13512771And everyone else thinks it's retarded. So shut up about it.
>>13512782Same. If that's his position it makes you wonder why he doesn't just find smut, pictures, and just fap to those.
>>13512781God having lightning rod and fighting people who think electric moves to half damage to electric types is the most satisfying feeling
>>13512784Yeah I know, I like the concept and discussing them but I just can't see myself going the full mile.
Today I will remind them of true terror. I've created something that will causes even the most stalwart paladin to tremble in fear.The Werehsolf. A mixture of a werewolf and weresheep.
>>13512751Lead her home and see what happens.
>>13512776She's courting you and warming you up for the things she'll do to you in your house.
>>13512780Good for you?>>13512787And everyone else who doesn't share this fetish probably thinks we're animal fuckers, furries, mentally ill, or all of the above. See how that don't mean jack? Also, make me.
>>13512782I got tired of him months ago but it doesn't seem likely he'll die any time soon so there's really nothing to be done about it. Just don't engage him.
>>13512785Then she should've gone bird of prey and dropped on me while I was pulling out my keys! I'm not making babies with this dumb broad!>>13512797>Courting>By pissing me off and not saying anythingThat's it, I'm going to actually reward a white knight lizardman with sex to get her off my back.
>>13512788He's just going to respond to every "What would you do with X" with "Neither" and "Because I don't like MGs" every fucking time.>>13512802When did this guy even come here? He might as well go to fucking /tg/ at this point.
>>13512751Go home, see if she follows me, if she does then let her in. And fuck her until we both can't stand anymore.After asking her name and why she seems to like me of course, I'm not a fucking barbarian.
>>13512800>make meSo I haven't really been involved with this discussion, but I think you're just stirring shit up for no reason, please stop.
>>13512800>Says the guy that thinks fucking a regular centaur is fucking a horse
>>13512724More like MGElogic.jpg
.>>13512794Why not? Less chance of an STD.
>>13512795Werehsolf.I will chase it and I will shear it.
>>13512804But she's scared that she might scare you if she goes all Birds of Prey on you! Can't you see that she just wants to have kind, loving, sex in the missionary position with the lights offWhich you have no choice but to do in because her moans keep causing the power to fluctuate and her orgasm causes a blackout in a block radius
>>13512814No man has ever shaved her tail. It wags much too fiercely.
>>13512814Don't you mean: it will chase you until you shear it?
>>13512811If you're fucking the horse vagina, it's the same thing, there is no difference in the sex of a horse and a centaur, and only a fool would claim otherwise.
>>13512813I honestly don't know.I entertain the idea every so often but other times I just don't, maybe I should go get that checked out.Anyway enough about that shit let's talk about big poofy Dog girl daughterus!
>>13512777http://exhentai.org/g/211070/5e5682b987/
>>13512805>WhenSome time after the move, or at least that's when he started with his shit. That's pretty vague but I don't remember exactly.
>>13512816>Too shy for a proper rape AND a proper talk>Also a boring fuck despite being an electric eagle thing>Apparently causes EM pulses when you fuck her tooKeep stacking the NO higher, let's see if we can build a tower to the gods.
>>13512717Por que no las dos?
>>13512822Poofy? Nah, short hair is where it's at, easier to groom.
>>13512827>He doesn't like EMP orgasms>He doesn't want the satisfaction that he's caused a "ground" shaking orgasm>He doesn't want to tell his kids the story on how they were born, and how he caused their mother to black out half the neighbourhood >And how he could tell she was getting close because the static in the air caused his hair to standWhat you see as no, I see as YES
>>13512826Why does he even really stay? He would seriously be much more at home in /tg/.Anyway I want a Gazer to cook me a delicious meal.
>>13512821>All part of the same girl>"Nuh uh, it's a horse a HORSE">"I like centaurs but fucking a normal one is bestiality."Guess it just goes to show that not only is front pussy retarded, but you are too.
>bonnet tippers
>>13512830You telling me you don't want to see your daughteru as a big puffball climbing up your leg for hugs??
>>13512833>implying gamer gazer knows how to make anything but ramen
>>13512836What would /mgg/ do if they found out their daughteru wore a bonnet and trenchcoat to school?
>>13512833Just make sure she isn't dripping into the stew.
>>13512838>Owl girl daughteru>Can't tell if that's a girl or some sort of sentient puff ball
>>13512835>No defense>time for insults
Ah, I want to fuck a centaur. Right in the horse pussy.
>>13512839Not all Gazers are the Gamer one done by Trader anon, who by the way stole the idea from me when I was complaining about my Gazer GF going on about Other M over and over.
>>13512841Pray to Eros she had 8 meters of rope and at least three vibrators under that coat, and that the bonnet was there to make people less suspicious.
>>13512841Be disgusted with her fashion sense. Bonnets haven't been attractive since the 20's and trenchcoats are not suited for sunny weather.
>>13512838Sounds cute. Would be a hassle.
>>13512853I think bonnets are cute anon.
>>13512839Something about ramen you don't find delicious?
>>13512854Alright then, what if it only happens after a bath?
>>13512845>No defense>Literally part of the girl>"No you're just having sex with a horse"I'll say it twice since apparently retards don't have good reading comprehension either. I mean, that should be pretty obvious with their mental deficiencies, but it's still disappointing.
>>13512822What breed of dog girl?Shiba daugterus, short, puffy and with a taste for Eastern media and food? She's guaranteed to be a massive weaboo, eating ramen. Not a cringey weeb, but she'll watch anime calmly and learn Japanese.Massive Mastiff daugterus? She'll be large for a daughter when she's born, and will only get larger. Expect her to love nothing more then trying and failing to sit in your lap, ending up draped all over you in hundreds of pounds of cuddle. She'll adore you and love you like no other, often stooping down to lick your face with a massive, broad and rough tongue. Maybe a trim Chihuahua daughter? She'll be loli sized at maximum, with a personality and ego the size of the Mastiff's body. She's very forceful, and will not request, but demand that you come over to her and give her belly rubs and ear scratches. She gets very tired after a day, and can often be found lying in the sun or a warm place with as little clothes on as possible, asleep.
>>13512857Well your opinion is perfectly respectable.
>>13512848I want to make a unicorn into a bicorn by fucking her frontpussy with my tainted spirit energy.
>>13512833Clinical insanity or some kind of crippling social disorder. Just ignore the negative responses to hypotheticals, if nobody responds he doesn't have an excuse to start up again.That gazer looks far too kind and friendly, I don't trust her. She's really a lonely cyclops in disguise, isn't she?Captcha thinks hand-soap is a drink.
>>13512841>TrenchcoatDon't you mean long modest dress?
>>13512860Tell me the differences between a horse's pussy and the pussy of a centaur. I'll wait.
>>13512865It's much easier to hide a katana in a coat.
>>13512864She just wants to make you a nice meal for her hubby!
>>13512869>She just wants to make you a nice meal for her hubby!Wait, no no no.I meant "She wants to make a nice meal for her hubby!"
>>13512861I'd like a German Shepherd daughter myself.
>>13512866One is attached to an animal, the other to a person.
>>13512859Nigga I've had long haired dogs, and short haired ones, and I'm sticking with short. That is not to say it wouldn't be cute as fuck.
>>13512871It's too late, anon. You titanic blunder can be seen from the heavens
>>13512861I want a Siberian Husky daughteru!
>>13512869>>13512871So it all comes out now, eh? I'm onto you motherfucker.That bitch is going to cut me up and cook me for her husband! Gazers eat people!
Which ten MG's are best for hours of paizuri?
>>13512873>>13512873>the pussy is different because theres a girl at the end, even though it is clearly stated it is a horse vagina, on a horse bodySo no difference, nice chatting with you. I'll be over here, enjoying my front pussy and schnapps.
>>13512861Mastiff daughteru all the way. Especially with a mastiff waifu.I'd be the smallest one in the household but damn if the cuddling wouldn't be worth it.
>>13512883Ten? Why ten?
>>13512881Pfft.
>>13512858I said she can't cook anything else.
>>13512883Why the fuck do you need to know ten?Motherfucker just pick ten monster girls with big tits and you're good.
>>13512883Can all ten of them be hobgoblins?
>>13512889I like giving a challenge.
>>13512885>no differenceIf you can't tell the difference between fucking an animal and a person capable of consent and stuff like that, I think it is better if you just... stayed away from animals.>>13512893But it's still a delicious meal!
>>13512896Sadists I swear>Bleeding uncooked meat counts as steakCaptchas I swear
>>135128831. Holst2. Holst3. Holst4. Holst5. Holst6. Holst7. Holst8. Holst9. Holst10. _Holst_
>>13512872A German Shepherd Daughteru is an excellent choice. She'll be very attentive to everything you say, from "Go to school" to " Drop that boy and come home" and will obey your commands with only an appropriate level of reluctance. She will be almost stiflingly strict when dealing with you, demanding that you do the budget immediately or some other demand from her part. This isn't to say that you couldn't interrupt her orders with a swift tickle, melting her.>>13512879A Siberian Husky is a seasonal sort. She's going to gain weight every winter, to become plump and healthy. Every summer, she's going to lose most-but not all- of the weight unless you interfere. If left unchecked, this could lead to something unsightly, but if properly attended she can range from however plump you like to a muscly girl. She enjoys long walks in the snow and will drag you out to play with her. Did I mention how strong she is? She's really strong. Dragging things is her specialty, but if there's a suitable hill nearby you can be assured she'll be sledding.
>>13512900>delicious mealS-She did her best to make it out of ano-I mean using love!
>>13512863I want to keep my unicorn waifu pure by marrying her and remaining faithful.On the subject, I like some centaur types but I think horsepussy is too limiting and would get boring pretty quickly, and front pussy is fucking retarded. I just head-canon that they can shapeshift into satyr style bipeds like draenei or Soraka. Bonus since that's one of my favorite monster girl designs.
Which mg is most likely to be a sjw and anti-Matriarchy
>>13512908>She's small enough for headpatsAh. Ah, my heart
>>13512908What's that? She made a pie out of my poop again and served it to the neighbors?
>>13512866Tell me the differences between a human pussy and the pussy of one of our close primate cousins.Pussy is pussy
>>13512908Did her chest shrink?Is she using her stalks to pad her bra?
>>13512913That was a pretty dumb movie.
>>13512920Looks the same.It's just a different angle.
>>13512913>She made a pie out of my poop again and served it to the neighborsSounds like something Pepina the froggirl would do
>>13512922Dass rayciss.
>>13512900Yeah, other than the clothes, ain't seeing any difference between these hindquarters, and >>13512848. Keep up the mental gymnastics, you might be able to stretch back far enough to fuck mare pussy while kissing your waifu.
>>13512926No u.It was bad movie.
>>13512928I love that you keep this dumb shit up man. It just further cements for everyone how retarded frontpussy is, when the only proponent of it thinks this way.
>>13512928>mental gymnasticsIt doesn't require any to know that fucking a person and fucking an animal are different things, you dumb-dumb.>>13512931Yessuh mastah.
>>13511766Kamina is simply too many for any monster girl to handle and he won't let any would be rapist lay a hand on his blood brother Simon!
>>13512919BR pls go.
>>13512939Until he gets double teamed by a chubby monkey girl and shark toothed ???.
>>13512937>>13512938Don't make fun of him. Mental impairment isn't a joke.
>>13512945What if someone has a very funny retardation?
>>13512945But he's a walking joke.
>>13512945It's not nice to laugh at retards, but that doesn't mean they're not funny.
>>13512948You should at least have the decency to make fun of it in private, where he can't hear.
>>13512951He can't hear it now, we're just typing it.
>>13512937>it's retarded cause I say so!...>>13512938Whatever man , I'm out, fuck horse cunt if you want, just fuck off when front pussy comes up.
>>13512883HolstaurHobgoblinTrollLava GolemApophisPharaohRen XiongmaoWightYetiAlraune/Liliraune
>>13511861Are there any dental or medical benefits? Cuddling is a risky business and I might get hurt on the job, or worse, be attacked by a jealous customer. I'm interesting in hearing more, but my safety is a major concern.
>>13512955No frontpussies allowed.
>>13512955Shouldn't you be posting about tusks or something?
>>13512955>just fuck off when front pussy comes up.Nope. Always going to be retarded.
>People hating on centaurs for not having human pussy.>Implying their monster-waifu has a human pussy.>Are you fucking a human? No? Then it's not a human pussy.>Why are you in a monstergirl thread?
>>13512945>wants to fuck horse pussy>calling anyone else retardedWhere can I buy whatever you're snorting?
>>13512967It's a person, singular. A person with a very serious learning disability.
>>13512968But it's not a horsepussy, it's a centaur pussy. Just like the pussy of an Elf is an Elf pussy and not a human pussy.I'm sick of saying pussy. Here's some Octopussy.
Why do you people care about this?
Centaur pussy exists on easy to use rails that slide up and down the belly of the horse. It can be frontpussy or horse pussy.
>>13512968>implying implicationsI don't even like centaursA blind man in a snow storm could see the waves of retard coming off you
>>13512971Technically with his views on centaurs he would still be fucking a horse even if he did the retarded front pussy.
STOP. FUCKING. FIGHTING.
>>13512967Nice cherry picking. Does an elf have an animal vagina? No. Does a holst? No, since they're not tauric, centaurs on the other hand.
>>13512972Why do you care about monstergirls at all? Why do you care about anything? Why is this type of question always the way fencesitters pretend to be superior?
>>13512974>Modular pussyInteresting. Tell me more.
>>13512976OCTOPUSSY! ALL TIME HIGH!
>>13512974This may have been the best thing I've read today. I'm imagining a centaur with train tracks all down the bottom of the horse half.
>>13511953Yeah, they seduce you or are straightforward with their intentions. You say know and they find someone else, I like that.... Though most Anons says those are a rare nonexistent type of monster, but I can dream. After all, a monster asking you to fuck her may not be your waifu, she would.... probably... maybe respect that answer.
>>13512976Fucking the front pussy keeps you from fucking a horse, idiot.
Really though. Frontpussies aren't a big deal. Just let people write/fap/whatever to frontpussiesI say this as someone who doesn't mind the horsepussy one bit. Any issues of it being a horsepussy stopped happening when it's no longer attached an actual horse so it's a non-issue for the most part. Hell, what's back there might not even be something like a human or horsepussy but some new hybrid of the two.Maybe they have two clits or something and the muscular control of a horse pussy while possessing human proportions. It's your imagination.
>>13512976Except he's too retarded to understand that's the logical conclusion. That's what makes it so easy to make fun of him.
>>13512986I like Octopi
>>13512961>>13512966Don't care what you think, frontpussy is here to stay.
>>13512983It's pretty stupid to argue about a fucking vagina in a fictional setting made so you can blow your load.
>>13512984>>13512987There's not much more to say. The centaur has muscles to controll the rails and the position of the pussy, so it's impossible to rape her.>Go from behind>Front pussy>Run around to the front>Back PussyIf you're alone, you end up running around a horse like a retard, and if you bring friends, she just keeps the pussy in the middle of the tracks. Belly-pussy, and you can't fuck belly-pussy.
>>13512098>>13512111Yes.
>>13512991It isn't so much that he likes front pussy that we're mocking him for, or at least in my case. I don't really mind it either. It's that he thinks fucking a centaur in her horsepussy is literally the same as fucking a horse.
>>13512991>Frontpussies aren't a big deal.Someone hasn't been paying attention to the last few hundred posts at all. Besides, the only people who argue for it don't like centaurs anyway. It's the lesson that Average learned.>People who like centaurs know it's retarded>People that hate them know it's retarded>People that push it don't even like centaurs and consider them bestiality in the first place
>>13512982But one of the main facets of monstergirls has always been that they can give much more pleasure than human women can.So isn't it reasonable that they would biologically have pussies that are different than humans, whether by shape, feel, reaction, etc.?
>>13512996And you will always be called a retard for it
>>13512997>It's pretty stupid to argue about sex organs in a setting about sexI don't think you thought that through, like at all.
>>13513011Its mamono mana that accomplishes that, not different biology, and the demon lord made monsters HUMAN LIKE.
>>13513010No, there's 1 guy who likes them but only with frontgina. The guy we've been arguing with.
>>13513010Oh. I just thought he was a strange anon who liked centaurs but wanted frontpussy. This argument got a lot worse when I realize that he's pushing for it and doesn't like the monstergirl to begin with.
>>13513023Statistics don't include the mentally impaired.
>>13513022>the demon lord made monsters succubutt-likefixed
>>13513016Wanna know a secret? Doesn't actually make me one. I sure do love frontpussy. Horsefuckers can go eat animal cunt.
>>13513031But only one guy here admittedly wants to fuck a horse. Centaurs are not horses.
>>13513031Hey man, be honest. You're tusktard aren't you? Admit it. Come on. You know you want to.
>>13513030>succubutts aren't humanoid
>>13513010I am really sorry for even mentioning it in the first place.Didn't expect this to happen.Good night for real this time
>>13513032According to him they are, which means he still wants to fuck a horse with a front pussy according to his own logic.
>>13512959Full dental and medical is covered, though you will earn two times regular pay if you come in with a cast on. Be sure to consult with your doctor to see if you can work first. For your protection we employ the strongest MGs to keep the customers in line, though they are free to cuddle with the boys during their breaks.
>>13513031No, actually being retarded makes you a retard. Getting called one is just an insult.
>>13513035That's funny because I had the thought a couple of minutes ago>what if 'I don't want to fuck monstergirls', tusk guy, and frontpussy anon were all the same person?
>>13512995>dat ABAJ ABAJ ABAJIs that a jojo reference or it's the same in jap?
>>13513056That seems like a bit of a stretch to me. The tusktard thing I believe though.
>>13513032We're not gonna get anywhere with this, so I suggest we drop it. People who hate frontpussy can all go fuck themselves though.
>>13513056What's next? He's also Bob?Wait, no, even he isn't as retarded as this guy.
>>13513046The front pussy is human, you ass.
>>13513057JJBA would be going RERORERORERORERORERORERO or DUWANG.
>>13513056So what you're doing is lumping all the people you don't like together so you can shit on all of them at the same time?I wouldn't put it past you guys.No but seriously don't lump me with that tusk and frontpussy dude.
>>13513066But it's still attached to a horse according to your mentally challenged mind, since centaurs are still horses to you.
>>13513064You want to make something of it fag? Please defend bob, I want to see where you go with this.
>>13513066Says who? KC only ever said they can grow a frontpussy if the husband so desires. He never says it's a human pussy. For all you know it's a gaping, wet horsepussy up there too.
>>13513079You're dumber than Bob.YOU'RE MORE RETARDED THAN HE IS, THAT'S A FUCKING SIGN THAT THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY WRONG WITH YOU WHEN YOUR IQ IS LOWER THAN HIS.
Why do you guys even bother? If he wants his waifu to shred the fuck out of her cunt and die when she tries to give birth to a centaur through her frontpussy, who cares?
>>13513022But mamono mana only exists in the MGE universe. What if you took something like the MGQ universe into consideration? That shit literally draws and describes how different monstergirl vaginas are.
>>13513078The front pussy is on the girl part, not the horse part, it's all good.
How would you react to MG teachers in your school/uni?
>>13513084EMG is a better example. MGQ is full of monstrosities.
>>13513074I didn't say I believed that, but it was more like one of those over the top disaster scenarios the brain comes up with more than anything else. Like trying to imagine a person that obnoxious is both hilarious and terrifying.
>>13513074>Not tusk maniac>Not frontpussy idiotSo that makes you the guy who-...?Obligatory "What are you even doing here?"
>>13513090I'd try and not be a teacher's pet.
BTW I love you new Janitor!
BASED MODSthank god
>>13513097You an Alp, son? Because teacher's pet is the best thing to be!
>>13513096I'm all for having a monster daughter, I'm just reluctant for having a monster wife.
>>13513080Actually he said it grows from the desire to cuddle face-to-face, or something like that.And the original paragraph stated that both it, and the original rear-end cunt are tight as a human pussy. Though if you believe that one guy who has that one relevant pasta, horse-pussy is always capable of this, MAMONO MANA nonwithstanding.
>>13513090>knife-eared scumPurge
>>13513091Monstrosities with some crazy-ass vaginas.
>>13513104Well...fair enough...I guess?
>>13513102Not him but I'd rather make the teacher my petEspecially if this >>13513090 is the teacher
>>13513107It is. Mares can prevent rape by tightening their vaginas to the point that nothing can reasonably penetrate it. Despite its size it would be far tighter than a human woman.
>>13512943>safetyChrist... Viral as a monster girl.
>>13513104You should adopt. Though she'll probably claim you when she comes of age. If the Christmas Cakes don't get to you first.
>>13513111B-but you should respect your elders!
>>13513102B-But I don't want to have the Dragon teacher play favorites!I would like to start dating once she's no longer my teacher
>>13513083Both can be used to impregnate, no I have never imagined them giving birth through the front one.
MIDDLE PUSSY IS BEST
>>13513090Probably fascination at first, once the novelty wore off it'd entirely depend on the subject and her competency at teaching it. Also a healthy dose of "dayum, dem assets!"
>>13513115I'm having trouble picturing it actually.
>>13513002>you can't fuck belly-pussyNot without rope or mad pecs, anyway.
>>13513084I'm only talking about MGE's centaurs, so that's a discussion for another day.
>>13513118Don't worry, I will. I'll be the most respectful pet owner/dom you can imagine.I've never been one for punishment or verbal abuse. Positive reinforcement is a much better training tool.
>>13513090>She's teaching GreekWelp, I'm dropping this for something practical.
>>13513132I'm just picturing that one scorpion chick. Aren't they the same race/spiral form/I-remember-jack-shit-about-TTGL anyways?Captcha, that is a hamburger, not a sandwich.
>>13513141I like you now. Go spread your good kind of maledom around.
>>13513090Uni is different, but I'd be a better student through school cause I'd have to self-learn all day. Teachers too busy sucking cock
Lets all agree Mgs with 2 pussies are stupid1) centaur2) unicorn3) manticorelets face it 2 pussies is the dumbest childish fantasy ever.
>>13513080It's on the human half, that's what matters.
>>13513090>elf Time to bust out the ballgags
>>13513141You my nigga.
>>13513137>Post gets deleted>Most likely banned>Responding so someone who responded to youEnjoying the ban evasion?
>>13513051What are the hours like? How many breaks do I get during a work day? Washroom? Lunch? Can security escort me to my car or the nearest bus station if I stay late? Some days I may get picked up, but other day's I have to get myself home, so I'm sure you'll understand why I'd be concerned with that. It is reassuring to know dental and medical are covered, I am definitely interested in this job. What type of cliental can I expect to cuddle with? Who are your regulars? You don't need to name names, just monster types. Also what's the opinion of me potentially dating any of the security staff? I doubt that would happen, but I want all my bases covered.
>>13513127>>13513134This is giving me unwelcome ideas.
What MG has the best mating dance?
>>13513146All beastmen are indeed all the same non-spiral race. They however cannot breed, though that doesn't mean they can't get into relationships as we see with Tymliph and Adiane.
>>13513162My thanks. I haven't seen TTGL in forever.
>>13513152Why you gotta be hating on Ms Happy?
>>13513161What the legitimate shit did I just watch?
>>13513152As opposed to a land full of sex starved babes who all want to fuck you, live off sex, promote harems, the rest?
>>13513137>>13513153So the retard is also a ban evader. There's a shock.
>>13513152Manticore isn't really a pussy though. It's something else entirely, and gained the title of pussy through threadcanon meme.
>>13513161What's this from?
>>13513157That was my exact thought when this argument continued after that mass deletion.
>>13513169Were you not paying attention? Obviously it was the dance of Hana-chan you retard.
>>13513090Probably nothing changes, collage ain't going to pay for itself and I don't have time to start fucking teachers. But if there are monster girl students then my chances of having a girlfriend go up significantly.
>>13513146>spoilerI get that one a lot
>>13513161This grill.
>>13513157I can't be someone who wants to keep the topic going?
>>13513169Dance of Hana-chan the gorillaAre you stupid?
>>13513161If ass is the deciding factor probably troll or wight.Kakuen is most likely to actually have a mating dance though.
>>13513172Funny thing is it's technically where the scorpion's asshole is. Tailpussy is manticore anal.
>>13513152Manticores are great. Tail pussy is love, tail pussy is life.It also isn't exactly a pussy.
>>13513182The use of "I'm" in your comment gave it away.
>>13513178But if you sex the MG teachers, they'll give you good grades! Hell, you could even make one of them your girlfriend!
>>13513161we need to replace rape with mating dances
>>13513181Cancer is so underrated
>>13513171>>13513182
>>13513146Oh yeah her, Viral did have a crush on her, he has good taste.
>>13513175+tic neesanI think
Monster girl fuckbuddy?
>>13513161Ushi-Oni.Still no PRW writing a sequel for the Ushi-Loli who did the mating dance and wrote a love letter for her neighbour. Damn you, cliffhangers!
>>13513181>>13513195This is the kind of thread Cancer I can really get behind.
BTW here is the pixiv of this guy http://store.steampowered.com/app/353330/?snr=1_4_4__123http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=46427296
>>13513205Also no Spaceworm updates.
>>13513203Alp-kohai.Manny the manticoreKakuen-chan
>>13513203So friends who Alped?
>>13513169>>13513175Plastic nee-sanIt's fun as fuck but very short
>>13513195I'd like them so much more without the crab eyes.
>>13513213Or monster girl friends you fuck but don't get married to.
>>13513131>>13513090Are these from the same set of images?Or are they from a VN or something?
>>13513214Will watch.
>>13513193Dude I need to get that education myself, not be handed it by being the teacher's toy. I'm paying to learn! I need that down the road! Sure I'd be tempted to fuck them, but in the classroom I want to maintain a friendly, but profession relationship. Now if I ran into one at a bar and I wasn't in their class anymore then hell yeah I would! If I enjoy their class enough I might try to stay in contact with them afterwards!
>>13513207>monster girl VN on SteamWhat weird times to live in.
>>13513207I want to bully that monoeye so hard
>>13513217First is the Vanadis school gameNot sure about second
>>13513217No, the harpy is from Sei Monmusu Gakuen, the elf is from Dark Lord.
>>13513220What a goody-twoshoes, god damn. You do you though anon. Me, I want to marry a Christmas Cake with all sorts of assets.
>>13513221What, did you miss when Nekopara was the first blockbuster 17+ title on steam? Shit got thousands of reviews for a net total of like 95%+ positive. Must have broken a ton of records for popularity and positive reviews.
>>13513229Nekopara was a good time.
>>13513229Wasn't that the censored version, though?
>>13513235It's on steam, so yeah. The devs made making it 18+ again easy though.
>>13513233Surprisingly cute. Still upset the big cat and the little sister didn't get any action
>>13513228Sorry Anon, but collage is the one place I can't afford to fuck around in. I am however in complete agreeance with you on one thing. I too want to marry a Christmas Cake, I always loved older women!
>>13513237Didn't that involve downloading a second copy of the game or something though?
>>13513229Didn't really count, since kemonomimi stuff isn't exactly rare in Jap stuff the west gets exposed to. But you are right I guess.
>>13513235>>13513237Most VNs on steam usually release an 18+ patch which simply places back the adult pics they had to remove to put it on steam. It's one of those, "Don't ask, don't tell" tricks for getting adult game content on steam.
>>13513228>You do youThis is like the third time I've heard this lately. Where did it come from?
>>13513229Nekopara has some top-tier TECHNOLOGY and gameplay innovations
>>13513243Yeah. I guess it wasn't actually that easy then, but you still got sick Steam cred for playing that catgirl game.>>13513245I'm fine with the tactic so long as the patch is free or cheap.
>>13513158Generally, we like to have our boys come in on the mornings for those in training, as those hours are the slowest. Afternoon picks up, and after dinner shifts get very busy. You can chance your availability to anything you like. You will get a standard fifteen minutes break for a four to five hour shift, two fifteen minute breaks for six to seven hours, and two fifteen minutes and a thirty minute break for lunch for anything over eight hours. Washroom breaks can be taken anytime you require them, security will help in case of clingers.The safety of our boys is paramount. Security will always be able to escort you to your vehicle or bus station, as long as they are not away for more than twenty minutes. Unfortunately we do not allow them to escort you all the way back home, as this usually leads to... complications.Our regular clientele varies depending on time of day. Mornings start with sleepy schoolgirls and businesswomen looking to relax for a few minutes before a hard day. Expect tanuki of both ages, young and curious 'predator' MGs building their confidence, lamia needing a warm-up and Ara ara single mothers coming by after dropping their daughters off. Lunch has the same demographic come by, without the milfs.Afternoons bring in the unemployed and college crowd. Gazers, oomukades, crow tengu looking for a cozy place to study, and even the occasional arachne.After work and schools let out it gets very busy, with a wider range. Expect the morning crowd to return again, though the afternoon crowd usually doesn't like the crowd of this time slot.Evenings is when the undead and nocturnal MGs come in. We get lots of zombies and were-bats, and even some lonely gargoyles. There is a vampire girl that comes by towards closing time when very few other MGs are about too. Besides those mentioned, it's a rather mixed bag.It is not recommended to date the security staff, but not prohibited. Worst is you'll lose some tips.
>>13513249Dang that heterochromatic slut is fine. Can I bang her in it?
>>13513249No one could've predicted Japan's advancement in TECHNOLOGYI miss those /a/ threads
>>13513250It's always free. I mean, devs sell their game on multiple sites, not just steam. If the steam version meant they lose game content, no one would buy it for steam -- they'd get the full game for the same price elsewhere.So it's always free, or at least, I have yet to encounter otherwise.
>>13513253Gotta love BEEG AMERICAN BREED TITTIES, right?
>>13513253Nope, you only get to fuck the two in the maid costumes in the first part.No idea what the second part will have, but it'll probably expand the list of fuckable characters.Oh look, Captcha is telling me coffee is soup.
>>13513260She's a Maine Coon?>>13513262PASS.
>>13513260Maine Coon is quite possibly the best cat breed there is.
>>13513263I want ragdoll daughterus.
>>13513262Captcha thinks pizza is a drink and that burritos are sandwiches.
>>13513263>She's a Maine Coon?If memory serves. There's a black joke in there somewhere.
>>13513267So you can have them turn into liquid cat when you pick them up?
>>13513195She's basically the tongue of a crab, not doing much for attractiveness.>YFW you can't stop imagining her doing the sound Kingler does
>>13513242I wish I'd known what I wanted to do when I went in to college. The entire time felt like fucking around for me. I just quit for the 3rd time. I don't mind too much because I work. A nice older ara-ara~ lady to provide for me would be the shit.>>13513248I don't know, it's been around for awhile.
>>13513272kukikukikuki
>>13513271Precisely.
>>13513263Yeah, she's a Maine Coon, and is the most attractive girl in the entire game.Of course you can't fuck her, and are forced to deal with the most horrifyingly moe girls you've ever seen.
>>13513277>Chuuni Wurm asks for cookies
>>13513277God damn it anon!
>>13513280Buu-urns! Buu-urns!>>13513281She can have them if she can open the cookie jar.
>>13513263>not fucking twin kittensYou gay, son?
>>13513280>horrifyingly moeRight? My heart stopped so many times I had to play in front of the local firehouse because they got tired of driving out to pick me up.>>13513285And this is how you acquire a broken cookie jar.
>>13513158>>13513252>tfw you almost missed this reply chain due to that webm and that cat game thingThis is glorious and my fetish
>>13513280The purple-haired one was my favorite. You could tell she's in to some really kinky shit.
>>13513290>implying a chuuni Wurm would ever break the Jar that Provides
>>13513287NINE MONTHS OLD!
>>13513293She also dances like a magical girl in her spare time.
>>13513245How many 18+ porn VNs on steam right now?Huniepop, Nekopara, Grasia (which has loli porn), Littlewitch Romanesque (which is nothing but loli porn),BTW why the fuck Fate/stay night is still not on steam?
>>1351329910/10, would tie up, gag and make sweet, passionate love to.
>>13513280>put great girls in VNs>fuck you, no H-scenes for themShouldn't have stopped at two bombs.
>>13513298BABY FUCKBABY FUCKIT'S AAAWWWWWWWWRIGHT
>>13513312Vol.2 when?
>>13513312It's planned to be multiple parts. Decent chance they're drawing it out for more dosh.
>>13513317Hasn't been an announced release date for it yet, so no idea.>>13513318It's guaranteed, especially after they saw how amazingly popular it was in foreign countries.
What MG has the best Fuzzy Eyebrows?
>>13513143Looks like English transliterated to Greek to me, as opposed to actual Greek.
>>13513322Russian Bear.
>>13513252Okay that all sounds very reasonable. I don't think I can work full time at the moment, I got collage. Does a part time position work? Do I have to option to have weekends and holidays off? I need that time to keep up in my studies.Just to be sure, this purely cuddling right? No sex? What should I do in the inevitable event that I get an erection? Ignore it? Pretend I don't have it? I assume I'll be taught the proper etiquette during training.I think those are my last questions.
>>13513329>collageIs this now the third time you spelled that wrong? Are you a native speaker?
>>13513207Thanks.
>>13513262>>13513269Captchawurm pls.
>>13513332No.... just a shit speller apparently. I have shamed myself and my language.
>>13513329Part time shifts work, a healthy rotation of boys that come in at the same times is good for business. They attract regulars. You will be able to request weekends off when you set up your availability, and can request holidays off as well. Holidays tend to be busy, so we offer 1.5x pay for those days.Our policy is that it will not go beyond cuddling, even in the back rooms where nude cuddling is available for our customers. Should you get an erection, it is better to ignore it as long as you remind the MG cuddling with you they are not allowed to touch even over the cloth. Specific situations will be gone over during training.We look forward to having you with the family! You'll enjoy halloween, cuddling in costumes tends to be a great event.
Anons, the Demon Lord has trapped you in the top of a tall tower, planning to have her way with you!Which monstergirl comes to save you? What's her soundtrack?
>>13513345It's not THAT Demon Lord right? Otherwise we're all fucked, literally.
>>13513207Best waifu simulator on steam fucking when?They can cut out h-scenes, there were only 2 of them anyway
>>13513349EXTERMINATUS!
>>13513343Well thanks for this opportunity! I'll take the job! When should I come in? Des tomorrow morning work?
>>13513345>tfw rescued by Poor, Stupid Wurm-chan>tfw she feels the need for a disguise>tfw she shows up at the tower dressed as a hardcore metalhead>tfw playing TTFAF>tfw she knocks the tower down from the bottom, hoping if she knocks it down fast enough, it'll fall on itself like in the cartoons she watchesSuch is life for Poor, Stupid Wurm-chan
>>13513345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kzj6wdJuyQComplete with a montage of her climbing a nearly endless staircase and beating up the Monster Girls who try to stop her with her fists.
>>13513345Hell if I know. I mean really, I'm locked in a tower, how am I suppose to know who is coming for me?
>>13513370The Heart knows.
>>13513360Tomorrow morning is fine, we'll have to get the documents sorted out then so you can start training the day after.
>>135110751 million hours late, but yes to both.
Is anyone looking to buy some slaves? I've got a lot of slaves I need to sell.
>>13513373Well I'd hope for a Holstaur but she'd have to be Hathor level, or Hathor herself, to take on the DL.
>>13513345>Become empowered by the DL herself as her consortWhy do I want to be rescued?
>>13513375(So any chance we can run through my first day at the cuddle parlor? I'm having fun with this and want to see some shenanigans! Are you up for it?)
>>13513345Who would bother rescuing me and why? Are they bored? I'm not like royalty or anything.
>>13513392Nah, this is getting dangerously close to RP as it is. Besides, I'll only be awake for another hour.
>>13513345>Which monstergirl comes to save you?Haha, fuck no. I got myself into this mess, I'll get myself the hell out of it with wit, steel and sheer pluck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29h3IMVPDD4
>>13513345A crow tengu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fpjuoKhfJo
>>13513394(Damn, well it was fun while it lasted. Have a good sleep Anon.)
>>13513352Why you are so mean, anon?Saya is a pure girl. She wanted to help humanity to evolve. Durable, almost immortal bodies and super intelligence in exchange for how your body looks. Who cares about looks when you can become superior being?
>>13513401Truly based.
>>13513345I like this guy's style of answer >>13513370I'd hope for an Anubis (Or hell, a Dragon, if only for the irony factor), and I'd hope that they'd have the good taste to have this kinda music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xApn6r6Olu8
>>13513345What's that? My Yeti waifu has been abducted and locked in a tower by the Demon Lord you say?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTSDGt0ZGkETime for bloodshed
>>13513412N-no Anon, I said you were locked in the tower. So your Yeti-waifu needs to save you.
>>13513345A mouse comes to save me, secretly. Insert mission impossible music if you want.
>>13513419Yes, I heard you, my love is locked in a tower and I need to save her.Peon! Bring me my battleaxe! What do you mean 'I'm the High Commander of the Demon Army'? Is that some sort of rank among the small, ugly people? A peon is a peon, now get moving! And fetch the gore-scraper and blood squeegee!No, the big one you fool!
>cyclops bullying is the third top selling VN alreadyIt's good, I guess?
>>13513345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUn2K08JgQw
>This fucking thing just sits outside your window and utters a quiet, but rousing 'hoo' whenever you're juuuuust about to fall asleep
>>13513479I'd let her in and then ball gag her, tie her up and stuff her in my closet so she can't fuck my shit up any more.
>>13513479If she is going to make puppydog eyes at me instead of doing her job and culling the maus girls, then I'll be forced to go get something that will do her job, like a sweet little werecat.For every maus girl she catches, she gets a night of preening and cuddles though.
>>13513479>>13513479>That faceNeed a ditzy owl harpy. Despite owls symbolizing wisdom, they're actually pretty fucking stupid even by bird standards.
>>13513491What does she do with them once she's caught them? She doesn't eat them, does she?
>>13513345A screaming anubis, shamelessly playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEEPosF-tNU over a loudspeaker system.
>>13513487my nigga.
>>13513492Not particularly. You can train them like a hawk or a falcon.>>13513496We tie them up and sell them to the Nya Empire for cash and specialty cheeses.
>>13513479It's all fun and games until the onee-san shows up.
I'm digging the bondage themes tonight.
>>13513505Isn't that like taking them from their homes and selling them into slavery though? Those poor meeces...
>>13513514>mermaid knees
>>13513514I need extreme bondage for extreme monstergirls.Out of water bondage for mermaids and sea slimes.Submerged bondage for land-dwelling monstergirls.And freefall/weightless bondage for flying monstergirls.
>>13513517>Their homes>Thieving from me and squatting on my landThey're lucky they get sold instead of put down. Also:>Crying about mice being sold to NyanonThey'll have a better life than robbing my cellar and living in holes.
>>13513521I think I need Hair bondage with Kejourous personally.
>>13513518Hey, she's still in the monsterization process. At least that's what I tell myself.>>13513521Is this close enough to your tastes? A powerful monster like that reduced to a mere little girl at the magic of her captors?
>>13510339okay, dont know if my specific fetish is enjoyed here though.
>>13513556Then lurk for a few threads. Our tastes are pretty obvious
>>13513556What is it?
I want to hold back while fighting a lizard
>>13513579This is an excellent form of bullying and I support it.
>>13513579You know I'd really like to see a lizardman in any franchise in any media fight using a weapon, tail, and claws at the same time. You rarely see it, it's either one or the other. Probably because it's a bitch to animate or account for. Would make them pretty deadly though. You'd be dueling with her and then she fucks up your footwork with her tail or binds a part of your body if it's really prehensile. She could switch between a one and two handed grip throughout the battle. Two handed for more force in her swing, and she quickly goes one handed for when she wants to claw at her opponents. If her scaly parts are durable enough to take on the average human melee strength then maybe she uses kicking with clawed feet as well since she doesn't have to worry about guarding them as much.
>>13512751Have her follow me to the police station.
>>13513534Eh, personally my appeal for bondage comes from having trust in your partner, while still being at their mercy. They can do whatever they want to you, you can't do anything about it, but there's enough between you to feel safe while being restrained.The reduction aspect of it isn't really for me.
>>13513522What does he even do with all the Mice?
WHITEWHALEHOLYGRAIL
>>13512751Thunderbirds are go :^)
>>13512751Grab her wings and make her "kiss" something else
>It's always European high fantasy or modern day>Not having more wild west-themed stuff>Tribes of rattlesnake Lamias>Gunslinging Lizardgirl sheriffs>That nice little Holstaurus lady who looks after the chapel>The big, burly Mino who runs the saloon>Trickster Coyotes prowling the desertIn the very least we need a Monstergirl based off of Native American coyote legends. Messing with people in the desert with all of the smugness of a Kakuen and Cheshire combined.
>>13512751I flash her a big shit eating grin and take the subway
>>13513628Looking pretty cheesy there
>>13513636>Be sheriff>Your steed and your deputy are the same person
>>13513628>gillscute thoI just realized they got the singer from clutch to do a part on that song. So based.
>>13513090I'd make Alp-sensei my cumdump.
>>13513636We have discussed it before, along with New Vegas monster girls.
>>13513640Deputy Alison needs to start joining in on morning calisthenics. She won't be catching any criminals like that.
>>13513648All the criminals are Holst Rustlers anyway.
>>13513627Not making an army. Honest.
>>13513638 I's not like she couldn't just follow you there too. If she's yandere and stubborn enough she could even short circuit the subway with her electric powers.
>>13513636>Watch fer rattlers, hoss. If that tail starts a'shakin' that means they're mighty angry.>...Also do it when they're aroused.>Or hungry.>Or wore out.>Or happy. >...Hell, sometimes they just do it. I think they just like it.
>>13513653>Cheese Bandits>as an organized warbandOh Lord, deliver us!
>>13513636https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/48/63/d2/4863d2ee8a81c49c3fe2afc8f85aece9.jpg>Coyote girl>Dark skin and covered with markings like this
>>13513636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xa-GSm1P0I>Howling Mousegirls
>>13513671My God, that sounds so damn pretty! I-I love it!http://i.imgur.com/j67hp4Z.jpg
>>13513682>The Southern Grasshopper Mouse is famous for its distinctive howl, the fact that it's the only carnivorous mouse in North America, and its amazing immunity to the venom of the Arizona Bark Scorpion>Not only is the venom non-lethal to the mouse (the sting of the scorpion would kill most other small mammals), but it actually acts as a painkiller for the mouse.>Your face when the scorpion girls are bullied by the howling mice girls
>>13513701No bully please, nobody loves them anyway.
>>13513701Super neato, a maus waifu who can protect you from the scorpion-assed marauders of the desert.
>>13513636In the Wild Monster Girl West, there's only one quick-draw Reptile Girl to protect us from the various Monster Girl bandits and never-do-wells.
>>13513722The way I see it, it's The Demon Lord on one side, the Order on the other, and me in the between.
>>13513723Yes sir, the lawless lands where neither order nor demons have staked their claim.A land of adventure, danger and Monster Girls in burlesque outfits.
>>13513725A time when life had no value, but death had it's price. A fistful of jizz.
>>13513636How do you have sex with a cactus girl?Very, very carefully. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKH9bywzgQ
>>13513731When you're dying of thirst in the desert, there might be a time where you have to get water from a Cactus Girl.It won't be easy, but nothing in the Wild Monster Girl West is.
>>13513731>She whistles like this every time you thrust deep >Your hips begin to move to the rhythm of their own accord>You end up smackin' her ass to the drum beat.
>>13513731They must get pretty lonely in the middle of the desert, all by themselves.
>That feel when living in the Monstergirl-infested west>That feel when your dick is worth $$60,000,000,000,000
rachnee best girl
>>13513742True, but that came a little out of the left field.
>>13513741THE HUMANOID TYPHOONTHE 60 BILLION DOUBLE DOLLAR DICK
>>13513741What are you, some sort of reverse-reverse rapist of monster girls who doesn't let them cum in the end or shoot your seed deep inside them?
>>13513741>Being a male virgin in the Wild Monster Girl West is outlawed, because that's how it was back then.>The longer you've been a virgin, the greater your bounty.>Monster Girl bounty hunters from all walks of their lewd lives seek them out, the most powerful hunting the wizards who hit the age of 30 and higher.>Wanted: Raped or Alive.
>>13513741>>13513750Monstergirl West is an interestingly reversal. Monstergirls are the ones going on about law and justice while the humans are the outlaws.
>>13513741>tfw chasing down your twin sister lilim who thinks all humans should just be monsterfied and won't accept peace.
>>13513750>Top Bounties>Rawhide Clint>Made a childhood promise to his waifu to never have sex with another>She herself is a famous outlaw and he spends his life searching for her. >Father Joseph the Deliverer>The last living celibate priest in the war-torn west>Slick Willy Thompson>He's just really, really shy
>>13513765>>Rawhide Clint>>Made a childhood promise to his waifu to never have sex with another>>She herself is a famous outlaw and he spends his life searching for her.writefags, get to it.
>>13513768If its an idea you like so much, why not write it yourself?
http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7>A day later, in your room with little Ushi>You've just finished an in-depth lecture on age of consent laws and social norms.>Little Ushi is looking up at you with a blank expression.>"So, do you understand?" You ask.>She smiles and slowly nods her head. "No.">Then why are you nodding. Stop nodding. "What I'm saying is I can't date you because it's illegal. You're too young and our ages are too far apart. I would get arrested.">"Oooohh," she says in understanding. "I get it. What a weird law.">She frowns in thought for a moment before her face lights up. She turns and skitters out the door while calling out "Hold on.">She's gone for several minutes.>When she returns she enters the room triumphantly holding out a stack of papers.>It looks like some kind of form or legal document.>"What's this?">"Permission!" she grins. "Mama said some species get special laws and for us it's fine as long as we get parental permission.">Glare out your window.>Your Ushi neighbor Cindy is out there watering her flowers.>She notices you and waves. Then she winks and makes an obscene gesture with her fingers.>Bitch>Time to try a different tactic>You pull out your old high school health books and take a deep breath — this is going to be awkward as fuck.>Give her the birds and the bees talk, medical version. As you expected, she didn't get much out of that porn she watched, so you have to go into detail.>She seems way too fascinated by everything. You try to rush through it.>At the end you pull out an empty balloon.>"Now watch, this part is important.">You blow air into it until it pops. She gives a little jump.>You hold of the broken husk and say, "You're the balloon.">"...Ha?">"I mean, because you're still small and I'm big...it wouldn't fit. You know, the thing? It wouldn't fit, uh, inside.">She glances at the balloon. "I would pop!?">Nod solemnly. "You would pop."
>>13513800>She grimaces.>You could always date her anyways and just hold off on sex, but hopefully she won't realize that. To monsters, dating usually equals fucking.>"So you see, we can't date right now. We would have to wait until you get bigger.">She sits in silence for a long moment.>Hopefully she isn't too sad about it.>Eventually she looks up and says with heroic determination, "I understand.">You watch her march out the door and back to her own house.>What>A thought occurs to you and you dash after her.>On the way through the yard you make sure to give Cindy another good glare. She giggles at you.>You search through the Ushi-house until you find Mini-Ushi.>She's in the Kitchen.>Chugging milk.>You almost burst out laughing but decide against it and sneak out before she sees you.>Once out of earshot you let out a deep sigh of relief. You were expecting her to have some sort of size-changing potion or something.>"Milk," you laugh to yourself, shaking your head. That's kind of cute.>And surely harmless.>Surely.
>>13513802NO. SHE'LL GET STRONGER BONES TO PELVISCERATE YOU HARDER.
>>13513800>>13513802Yay, more mini-ushi!
>>13513731Cacti need hugs.
>>13513802Yanno, the grimderp ending to this which a part of me wants to see is that he gets over his fear, and on their first night she loves him to death. And it just destroys everyone. His mother loses her son, all because she trusted those Ushi-Oni and forced him into their paws. The Mini-Ushi has a crash course in realizing her own strength and loses her crush/lover, and the older ushi mother who did nothing to stop it gets a reinforcement in her pelvis shattering image and a destitute daughter.
What'cha doing nerds?
Is she kawaii?
>>13513701I caught one during my field mammalogy course. They're not super big, but their teeth are pretty impressive when you compare them to everything else in the same size. Muscled as fuck jaws too.
>>13513864Watching some videos for a band I recently found out about.
>you will never stab a kunoichi in the chest with her own sai in front of her blind husband
>>13513864N-nothing...
>>13513925>in front of her blind husband>blindKind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it? I mean you could stab her in the general vicinity of him to much the same effect.You could stab her anywhere you please and just tell him about it.This sounds like a bad monty python sketch
>>13513864Trying to find a way to record the EMG anime trailer directly from the screen so I can reupload it.Also making a pair of other little things for you guys.
>>13513965I think there are a couple plug-ins that can do that. Real player had one when I used it last, but that was a while ago
>>13513939Little did we know he's blind but not really, that toxic waste spill did weird things to his senses
im still herehttp://haohi.tumblr.com/post/119355263833
http://i.imgur.com/9Sc1tY5.gifvAnyone wanna greentext a mantis girl pole dancing so that she can pay her tuition fees?
>>13514003Ugh, it's like that fucking dancing ballerina illusion thing.
>>13513999Yeah, I saw.Nicely done.
>>13513999>Jinko foot-paw job.Oh my, this is awakening something.
>>13513990It took this post for me to get the reference.In my defense it's not a very well known series.
>>13514003No.
>>13513999You're not Wizard, but you're definitely mah main man!
>>13514050Wizard?
>>13514003>pole dancing for tuition feesLand of the Free pls.
Fit loli a best. She's just all compressed muscle.
>>13513999That's one puffy tail. Also puffy tiger vulva.Nice one.
>>13514092Soft loli a best. She's just all concentrated love and cuddliness.
>>13513802So she's going from a fuzzy backpack to a fuzzier, chubbier backpack?
>>13514092
>>13513800>>13513802If that's holst milk, chubby little cowspider incoming.
>>13514178I want to tickle that belly
Remember, Elves are your allies! They are more human than monster! We should interbreed.
>You will never marry a Holstaur High Priestess of Hathor>She will never be kidnapped by a Sabbath group who wants to show the superiority of flat chests over fat chests>They will never use a lolifying ritual on your wife>The ritual will never fail, thanks to the blessings of Hathor>Hathor will never angrily smite the Sabbath, giving all it's members huge milky jugs that must be emptied 3 times a day at least>The Sabbath members will never become some of the most fervent priests of Hathor, sharing her bounty with all who want or need it
>>13514202Way ahead of you.No, of course I didn't ask for her permission.
>>13514061He was the MGQ Drawfriend for a long time.He also drew Jinko getting a tum tum scratch.
>>13514202Around elves watch yourselves.
>>13514178I wanna vomit
>>13514221I want to breed with a pudgy elf.
>>13514220>"A-Anon! That's private!"
Wizard also made this gem.Or maybe that was Promestein Drawguy or GrandmastahG...It's hard to tell after so long.
>>13514250Is that supposed to be a Harpy?
>>13514258You disappoint me.
>>13514236No you don't. Do you want pudgy daughterus? Because that's how you get pudgy daughterus.
>Although their objective changed from killing and devouring flesh and blood, to mating and milking semen, the setting “monsters assault humans” remained. >Additionally, since the setting “monsters are biologically superior beings to humans,” also remained, nothing but the monster girls who are both mothers and superior beings actually ended up resulting from the coupling of humans and monster girls, even though the demon lord had expected that the incubi, who are the males of the unified race, would also have been born.>Because of this, the racial unification that the demon lord seeks is impossible. Instead, the humans will probably eventually die out gradually just the way the present gods and chief god insisted it would be.>monsters are biologically superior beings to humans>humans will probably eventually die out gradually just the way the present gods and chief god insisted it would be.
>>13514316>Because of this, the racial unification that the demon lord seeks is impossible. Instead, the humans will probably eventually die out gradually just the way the present gods and chief god insisted it would be.Even in-universe this is still a what-if scenario.
I want to throw an Arachne's husband off of a bridge!
>>13514326While he uses her web as bungee cord?
>>13514326For what reason?
>>13514342Because it'd be a SNAP!
>>13514342Because.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA
>>13514284Yes.
>>13514316Knigga, humans die out because incubi aren't human, just like monstergirls aren't regular monsters.It's the two halves of the combined race plan.
>>13514358Are incubi most comparable to Reploids in the Megaman series?
>>13514345Faggot.
>>13514358Except monster girls can't give birth to incubi. The race plan doesn't work because of this.
>>13513802>Indeterminate passage of time later, walking to the park with little Ushi>On a date>She eventually caught on to the 'you can date without fucking' loophole and coerced you into being her boyfriend.>Well, not really coerced. Guilted.>She was very proud of her revolutionary and genius idea.>It's ok though, this isn't a complete disaster yet, you just need to come up with something before her sealing. That's the coming-of-age ceremony for Ushis and she already agreed to no pelvis crushing — or as she calls it, 'kissy stuff' — until then.>The dates the two of you go on now are no different from what you were doing with her before, so that isn't an issue.>When you get to the park you notice a group of kids has already claimed the sandbox.>Two Lizards with cardboard swords, an elf with a Nerf crossbow, and a Holst wearing what looks like a tailored white pillowcase.>Pretty elaborate setup for some kids playing make-believe.>As you approach you see a few more girls join the group. Two teenagers, a Wurm and an Oomukade, and...an adult Succubus in Paladin cosplay.>You freeze in your tracks. Mini-Ushi does too.>You both watch the group curiously.>After a short dicussion they spread out. The bug calls out something made unintelligible by her bracers and makes a gesture with a little stick in her hand.>One of the Lizards goes down in a heap. The Holst hurries over to the prone Lizard and raises her hands then starts to chant something.>"What are they doing?" Little Ushi asks you.>"I think they're...LARPing..." You can't keep a tinge of disdain out of your voice.>"What's that?">"Something really embarrassing.">She watches them for a minute more before asking, "Can we play?"
>>13514368>You sigh. You knew it was coming. You check your pockets and surroundings — if you're going to do this you're going to do it right, dammit!>Inspect little Ushi, sizing her up. She's gotten a lot bigger in the last few months. Stronger too. It's weird, her figure hasn't really changed but she's definitely meatier somehow. She's probably strong enough to pull off what you're planning.>You grab the longest, straightest branch you can find. Then you empty out a small metal pail and place it over your head.>You slide one leg over little Ushi's back and seat yourself on her abdomen.>"You are a Gold Dragon with maxed resistances to all schools of magic. I'm your dragoon, I specialize in armor and physical resistance buffs.">You wrap one arm around little Ushi's waist and use the other to hold your lance in place. Her ears are wiggling rapidly and she's letting out strange little noises but you ignore it and survey the field.>"Aim for the Succubus, she's the general. Are you ready?">Little Ushi still seems slightly unhinged but she nods.>"Go.">As your mount carries you into battle you let out the most bloodthirsty warcry you can manage.>Damn, filthy LARPers. You're going to embarrass them so bad they'll never want to show their faces in your park again.>You spend the rest of the afternoon in pitched battle.>Little Ushi makes a few new friends and you have the odd experience of watching an Oomukade and a Succubus compete to see who can spill their spaghetti harder. You have never met a less sensual Succubus in your life, not even close.>Turns out the wurm was the only one in that sad lot with a boyfriend, and also the only one comfortable with talking to a man.>Nice people though.
>>13514367They will once the DL wins, in the far future. You know the one that had cradles/reservations and all that.
>>13514371>Turns out the wurm was the only one in that sad lot with a boyfriend, and also the only one comfortable with talking to a man.Heehee.
>>13512751Ignore and march home. I'm too pissed to give a shit.
>>13513802>"Milk," you laugh to yourselfIt's Mommy's private reserve of Dad-Milk that made her grow so strong.
>>13514382It's Whole, high quality, organic Holst milk.
>>13514316The solution to maximize the happiness of both races is clear. Humans cannot be free. If left to their own devices they'd choose monsters over human women more and more. The monster population grows, the human population dwindles, extinction is inevitable. Humans must be treated as a renewable resource. They must be subjugated. Place them all under monster rule. The women could be used as livestock...but they're too intelligent and they can be dangerous on their own. In order for this to work, the human women too must be kept happy and unwilling to revolt. Two segregated societies. One of humans only, both men and women, and one of monsters with human men integrated in. Allow the humans to live out their days in peace and happiness under the protection of their monster superiors. Let them breed. Let them work. Let them create. But under our observation and control. Integrate as many human men born into the human settlements into our own as we have need for. Best to take them when young. Raise them from infancy in a monster's world. They'll think nothing odd at all about living amongst us and courting with us when raised this way. Of course, human mothers are like monster mothers. They can be possessive. So instead, we take the unwanted male children. We institute a sizable monetary reward for any infant children willingly given to us by the mother. They'll begin giving birth willingly, solely to fuel our society for the sake of reward and luxury. A complete merger into a single unified race is impossible, but it's perfectly possible live side-by-side as one inferior and one superior society. Revolution. Now.
>>13514371Man, I love this shit. Glad you continued with it.
>>13510339>>13513561decided on non smut>>13513768here ya go, though probably not what you hoped.The bell tolls.steel grinds against leatherGunpowder ignites, the rapidly enlarging flame pushing against metal.Shrieks taint the ears of children in hiding.Dust rises.Silence. No, not silence. heavy breathing fills the evening. When the dust settles only one stands, the figure sigh's and takes heavy steps toward the small body bleeding in the sand. The winner re holsters his trusted compadre and tips his hat upwards. knees bend the terrifyingly accurate hand picks up a small sombrero and places it on a golden crown, protecting the eyes from the falling sun. "I didn't want this you know, I respected you" The small body cough's up blood, a laugh, followed by a defiant grin."I-i do not allow outlaws in my city, not even decent fellows like you nevershooter" The criminal lifts his head revealing a grisled but handsome face."I had no choice black mouse, they found me.""My last resort was this city, I even used an alias.""Why couldn't you turn an eye, just this once."
>>13514395The mouse groaned and with a fierce will she shoved her ears through the tiny holes at the side of the sombrero. One of her ears the contrasting dark black color she was known for."And miss a chance to beat the infamous nevershooter, never." A slight tear rolled from the man's eye."I am sorry it couldn't be you Carly. It must have been hard, hearing about all these stories of Rawhide Clint looking for your rival." The mouse laughed softly again, interrupted by a cough."I always knew i didn't stand a chance, you've always had a weak for scales."She grinned."Now go, you wouldn't want to get caught before you find shirley would you." "let me get you a doctor Carly, to ease the pain." The small golden body heaved."let me die in piece Clint, howling at the moon one last time." Rawhide sighed deeply and reached for his pocket, he unpeeled his last chocolate cigarette and placed it in the cute mouses mouth. He really wished it could have been Carly. He stood up and began walking, they would be here soon and he had to move swiftly. The last thing he heard from the town he grew up in where the soft howls of his childhood friend.
>>13514393At least 10 paladins had a heart attack reading this text.
>>13514406It's fine, the Wisps are eagerly awaiting their new husbands.
>>13514393That's stupid. You're stupid.Humans shouldn't have to submit to monsters in any way.Instead, deny to monsters and incubi any from of procreation. Have human society stay exactly the same way it is and allow willing monsterization to humans who want to become monster girls or incubi at the price of not being able to have any more children. That way people can have as many children as they want and afterwards choose what monster girl/type of incubi they want to transform into.
>>13514371Adorable
>>13514411There are many species that can't increase their numbers with corruption, so you are basically genociding them.
>>13514395>>13514397I like it.
>>13514393Knowing my luck I'd get put in the human settlement.Well at least other people would get to be happy.
>>13514418>There are many species that can't increase their numbers with corruption, so you are basically genociding them.Name one of them. Lilims can turn anyone they want into whatever type of monster girl they wish to, just like Druella does.
>>13514393I'm a traitor and what is this.
>>13514411>Humans shouldn't have to submit to monsters in any way.It's only natural for the inferior creatures to submit themselves to those stronger than them. In order for this to work then there must be some law in order. It can't be chaotic. People can't be allowed to do whatever they want. In order to keep both populations balanced then there has to be someone overseeing it. The humans can't be free because freedom will lead to both the demise of both humans and monsters. The monsters, of course, will have to make sacrifices too. They can't go into human settlements, they can't rape human men anymore. Really, it all comes down to 'Who is more fit to oversee this system of regulations'? Who's more fit? Some humans who live...what? 60? 70 years? Or a group of monsters who have already lived over ten times that? More experience, more power, more influence. the choice is obvious.
>>13514424You would probably have a human harem.>>13514426Ah yes, the Lilims and their transformation bullshit, I always forget it.
>>13514393>I want to be purgedYou could've just asked.
>>13514426His point should have been >If monster families have only one child then their population remains stable in-perpetuity>You only have to accomadate the proper tithe of men to supply them with husbandsCorruption in general is a terrible way to make new monsters because it kills any culture different races have.
>>13514424We could always allow for some controlled immigration. Only one-way though. For obvious reasons, people from the monster society should not be able to immigrate to the human society. It would be strictly controlled, of course. In order to keep the populations balanced not everyone who wants to immigrate will be able to. But as populations change, just about any man should be able to immigrate eventually if he wants to. Women, of course, will have to stay.
>>13514411>Instead, deny to monsters and incubi any from of procreationFuck you. If I have to support the monsters to have my daughterus I will.
>>13514431>might makes rightSo if we beat you, you'll shut your mouth? Works for me.
>>13514431>'Who is more fit to oversee this system of regulations'Obviously the one who doesn't spend his whole time putting penises into whatever orifices they can find on their bodies. Not even Pharaoh who used to be powerful and wise rules over humans can do anything useful since they spend the whole fucking day fucking their consort kings, all because of their monsterization. Who cares how much fucking years old you are if the only thing you have experience on is sucking dicks, you slut.
Y'know, I've always had a feeling that things aren't likely to work in either the Order or Demon Lords favor, and humanity, along with monstergirls are bound to go a different route entirely.
>>13514444Well, actually...I guess some human women could immigrate. But only if they're willing to be corrupted into monsters. This would be rarer though since there's not much of a need for more monsters when we can reproduce naturally. But I suppose corruption can be seen as another way of reproducing.
>>13514454This.Like hell are we gonna let bitches who are in heat all the damn time make the rules.
>>13514456Top Meido
>>13514450>So if we beat youPFFFFFFFFFFFT
>>13514455Then you can't read for jack. KC has always pushed the monsters and corruption as the good guys, and horrors like Deruella are painted as heroes by him. Hell, he outright states in several places that the DL will win eventually.It's a nightmare when you step back and look at it from the outside, but that's how he's written it.
>>13514464>invincible monstarsI don't think so Tim.
>tfw niggas just want to fight each other instead of achieving UNDERSTANDING
>>13514478Alp, you should have been taking better screenshots during ZZ, like ass-scratcher Gaza C.
>>13514482I'm not Alp, I'm just another Gundamfag that browses these threads.
>>13514464I want to get heatpatted and cheeknuzzled by Suzuka-sama.
>>13514478I want to fight my waifu in bed for dominance.
>>13514485When you think about it, there's a lot of us funny enough
>>13514478Hey, I enjoy having my soul held down by gravity.
>>13514487I want to punish her for being a bad girl.
>>13514497>He enjoys having his soul weighed down by gravityEarthnoids everyone
>>13514493Ares will surely be watching.
>>13514501Fuck off space colony fags, earth is olev.
>>13514462Succumaid dindu nuffin.
>>13514504Earth would be olev is you Earthnoid scum didn't pollute it to hell and back.
>>13514504>>13514510Earth-sama is best PILF.
HORSEPUSSYEXPLOSION
>>13514501Well excuse me for not wanting to be one broken wall away from suffocation in the black void of space.>>13514506That she didn't, best meido.
>>13514510Feel free to starve in space then.Ungrateful pricks.
>>13514511>Not Jupiter-sama>Not Venus-nii
>>13514512>delicious chocolate>meido>glasses>horse pussyI am conflicted.
>>13514518Saturn-chan is best Planetfu. Y'all bitches got rings? No? Well too bad.
>>13514518Mercury-chan a best
>>13514512Centaurs can't be good maids.
>>13514515As if you're so much safer on your polluted rock of a planet. remind me again about how many colonies we've sent to your backwater planet?And while you're at it, remind me what would've happened if Axis impacted>>13514516At least we unlocked humanities fullest potential. Unlike you Earthnoids who're too busy being protected by your so called "Earth Federation' that's more corrupt than Dark SamusFeddies I swear
>>13514512>tfw I'll be the guy to invent horse shoes>No not those shoes, regular shoes>But for centaursAlso the MGE World's End Game is to wreck the Chief God so that Incubi children can be born naturally.Though I mean technically mankind does go extinct unless they just left some of them alone.
>>13514519>delicious chocolate>meido>glasses>tiny hoof shoes>horse pussyTime to molest the maid.
I want a cyborg monsterwaifu.
>>13514522>Mercury-chan>Not Neptune-chanYou're just upset that you can't handle all that wetness
>>13514523Maybe in a mansion with large rooms and corridors.And not many stairs.
>>13514527I don't need to hear this from a bunch of space-traitors.
>>13514519Just give in. Learn to love it. Dive in mouth-first. Two words for you, baby. Muscle control.
>>13514537You're still upset about the whole "independence" aren't you? Couldn't handle superior beings not wanting to be on your leash?Of course, you would never understand, what with your soul being weighed down by gravity
>>13514540No, I am a man of conviction.
>>13514544>superiorQue?
>>13514546Then convict yourself to gettin' all up in that pussy.
>>13514527Radical climate change and death.WE on the other hand would just need to hookup a tank of something nasty to your little bubble and pump it in. See: Side 2
>>13514519>Not wanting delicious chocolate horse-pussy.
>>13514549I refuse, you can't make me.
While we got a bit Grimderp there everyone seems to have forgetten the part right after.>However, as for the demon's lord's power, every time the demon lord stores power, every time the monsters increase in number, and every time the demon realm expands, it grows stronger. If the demon lord's power continues to increase at this rate, eventually she'll be able to completely overwrite and establish the monster girls' settings. If it occurs, then incubi will end up also being born from monster girls. Human men and monster girls will seek one another, and then it can lead to the rebirth of a new human race.>Presently, it is said that the demon lord and her husband who is the human hero keep doing nothing but endless copulation deep within the demon lord's castle in order to build up demonic energy. They're an incubus and succubus couple, and the more they have sex, the more power they are able to grant to one another. Their power keeps rapidly growing more immense.>And one more thing.>The demon lord's demonic power which is linked with all monster girls will grow bigger, however slightly, if you couple with a monster girl and give them your spirit energy. You are also one of those who holds the world's future and destiny in his very hands.
>>13514563So the answer is obvious. Cut off the snake's head and kill the Demon Lord.
>>13514550Of course you'd be a Titan. I bet you'd only join those scum because of their uniformZeon did it first though. Plus>Implying gassing compares to freezing the entire planet overYou can't destroy all the colonies in time to stop Axis. And even then you Feddie scum would be the villains because you killed billions because you're too buttblasted about how painting something red makes them 3x fasterAnd who discovered this? Beings whose souls aren't weighed down by your gravity
>>13514563>The demon lord's demonic power which is linked with all monster girls will grow bigger, however slightly, if you couple with a monster girl and give them your spirit energyYeah that's the line I was looking for since forever, the one about how the Demon Lord (and Lilim too probably) draw power from everyone like a Spirit Bomb whenever any guy bangs a monster.Which makes them even more bullshit.
>>13514563>it's pretty dumbYeah, I think we figured that out.
>>13514563Fuck that I ain't letting my race die out for some pussy.
>>13514549This is so stupid, those doors act on motion or a plate under the ground. Both of which Cerea should have activated.BUT NOPE HURR DURR COMEDY BECAUSE CEREA HAS TO LOOK THE MOST INCOMPETENT.TRULY OKAYDO'S FAVORITE CHARACTER
>>13514571It's efficient, why spend all your time dragging a colony or meteor from space when you can just hook up a tank and make use of it?For people who claim they to want to save the earth, you sure are inefficient about these things. You're just jealous of our uniforms by the way.I bet you have a girl's name.
I want to work at the butler cafe!
>>13514585Sorry they don't have XL uniforms
>>13514580It's not killing off the human race, it's just the next step in evolution.Humans have to choose to leave their own humanity behind so that they can progress become more than human.It's not genocide, it's uplifting. Even if you didn't asked for it.
>>13514563So if we "poisoned" our spirt energy, that poison would travel back to the DL?I need to talk to my wizard friend real quick.
>>13514582>You're just jealous of our uniforms>Implying the Titans uniform can compare to the beauty that is the Principality of Zeon's uniformsEarthnoid scum, thinking their namby pamby uniforms can compare to the glory that is Zeon->I bet you have a girls nameListen here you little shit
>>13514598>Magical transformation into different creatures>EvolutionDon't even try to play this off as a natural process. It's social darwinism-tier
>>13514570Well, no. If you take out the Demon Lord and her kind then you no longer have waifus and the you and your descendants have to fight unsexy monsters who literally want to eat you from then on. If you kill the Chief God the Demon Lord stops them from wanting to rape humans and makes them boymakers.
I want to work for an organization of paladins and seal away monster girls to save humanity!
>>13514619>"Our organization does exactly that! Come with me and I will show you our headquarters..."
>>13514619>seal awayYou're either a magical girl, or a /ss/ with a dumb sword and no spine.Regardless, good on you.
>>13514638Or I could be a dense motherfucker that eventually turns into what he was fighting for so long in order to save the world.
>>13514650As long as you kill yourself at the end, that's alright I guess.
>>13514610>It's social darwinism-tierIt might not be natural, but what doesn't mean it's bad. Who says that everything natural is good and everything artificial is bad? And it's not social darwinism; no-one is having their right to reproduce denied or being systematically eradicated. Just think of your body as hardware and your soul and mind as software.Like phasing-out old and inefficient technology over new one more advanced in every way, global monsterization will get rid of human bodies while giving you a new one without having to even change the software you were running.
>>13514658But what if that makes everything bad again?
>>13514666>Monsterization>Not brainwashingSatan plz
>>13514666>without having to even change the software you were running.No, I don't want your touch-based OS, fuck you Satan.
>>13514667It won't, just do it.
>>13514670>Monsterization>brainwashingOrderfag, please.
>>13514675Alright then.
>>13514681Oh right, "enhancing the mind", as you call it.
>>13514540>centaur lingerieThat's silly, that centaur is silly.
>>13514690You're silly you fucking slut.
>>13514681>It's not brainwashing. Your mind and body is just slowly altered to the preferences of your waifu/husbando>And you can be forced to love lolis>Or anything else you hate that happens to grab you>Or be overwritten or lobotomized by parasites>But it's all fine>Yep>Just fine
>>13514604That's nice but you seem to forget that you have an entire board for this full of people eager to discuss anything Gundam related.
>>13514694Why am I suddenly a slut?
>>13514670>>13514671>>13514696But monsterization really allows you to keep your old software! The only thing it does is add a subroutine that enhances your libido, and that required for the hardware to run!You new bodies require a higher libido to be implemented because it runs in demonic/spirit energy, just like your current body runs on food and water. You can't expect to be able to support your body if you don't feed it, and hunger is just a way of ensuing that you know when you need to provide it with energy. Your increased libido works no different than how your current hunger works right now.
>>13514705It just feels really good to call someone a slut.I would do nothing but call monster girls sluts over the internet all day if I could.
>>13514696I want to become one with a sewer slime!
>>13510421My dick would love to see more of this.
>>13514711>Put all your personal info in the demonic energy cloud>It's secure and private, we swear
>>13514604Don't worry Zeke, I'm sure you'll win a war someday.
>>13514701Eh, relax. It's not like half the thread went into Gundam anyhow.
>>13514711>add a subroutine != old software
>>13514725It can do the same and now also has expanded functionality.You might also want to try making arguments instead of greentexting.
>>13514512Do they come in non-explosive variety?
What in the seven fucking seas is going on in here?
>>13514737>expanded functionality.But that's not what you're doing, you're rewriting the base code just for that one subroutine to work.If anything, that's bad programming.
>>13514737>making arguments instead of greentextingI will, when I start taking you traitors seriously.
>>13514755That's like waiting for hell to freeze over right? I know it is for me.
>>13514746Stupid wigwams doing stupid wigwam things.
>>13514746Autism.
>>13514744No.You will get a gusher and you will like it.>Centaurs playing basketball>They rear up whenever they shoot
>>13514758That was the implication, yes.
>>13514760>Trying to be me againThe original is always better dork.Besides I still have the other important posting material you'll never have!
>>13514769God damn it's you.Fuck you.
>>13514758>hell to freeze over That would be paladins being fun though.
>>13514769>againYou seem to think I did this before. You are wrong.>Kuga.pngWhat?
>>13514777Of course we won't, fun is not allowed here.It's tough being lawful good, I'll tell you what.
FIRE BAAAAAAADDICK GOOOOOOOOD
>>13514763>they rear up whenever they shootDirty cheating horse pussies.
>>13514790>Bunch of zombies sitting around a bonfire going "Waaaaaaarm"Now I want to play DS2 some more
>>13514792If it's a part of their body then it ain't cheating.Next you'll complain about lamias doing Greco-Roman wrestling.
>>13514789But lawful good can have fun, you're thinking of lawful stupid. Oh wait, right, paladins.
>>13514746>>13514760Erubetie is one of the worst things in MGQCompletely deserves to be purged.
>You will never be the most brilliant mind in MG Land>You will never work tirelessly day and night in feverish research>You will never finally figure out the key to allowing MGs to give birth to humans and unite both societies into one harmonious one
>>13514799Wow, you really suprised me with that original joke of yours.
>>13514806>Spend life in research"I got it. After all these years, the answer I've dedicated my life to finding is irrefutably proven! We just have to kill the Chief God!""No duh, dipstick."
>>13514797Also cheating! Just like mermaids in swimming competitions or cockatrices in long-distance track.
>>13514805>Erubetie>The WorstHer second scene is basically the best thing that's ever happened in a monster girl related setting.
>>13514817The absolute worst.I want to boil Erubetie in a pot until she evaporates!
>>13514813>not killing the DLHeretics pls go and stay go.
Would you still love your MG waifu is she was humanfied
>>13514825If she still has the personality I fell in love with I'd be fine with it.Human Rach and Cera a best.
>>13514825>curing horse pussyYou bet.
>>13514813A solution you can't exercise is no solution at all.
>>13514824He asked for 3rd race end, not glorious human victory end. Well, for that one you'd need to kill both now that I think about it.
>>13514825But what if she already had a human design, like a Doppelganger or a Kejourou?
I had to stop playing Witcher 3 and hop here to tell everyone something funny that happened. The village had a noticeboard, and on it was a Witcher contract about a haunted well. Geralt asked the guy to describe the ghost, and after hearing the description, it was his professional opinion it might be an alp. I know that didn't refer to our kind of Alps, but I can't shake the feeling I'm getting paid to bully an Alp now.
>>13514848how is the game?
>>13514856Nice. Like, remember when you first just wandered off in Red Dead Redemption? It's been like that for me today. The combat is more sensible now, too.
>>13514838>you'd need to kill bothMy 3rd faction boner has awoken.
>>13514813You don't really have to kill the Chief God, I don't even think that would do any good, since the Chief God has no direct power over monsters.You just have to make the Demon Lord powerful enough for her to be able to overwrite all of the monsters base natures so that they can birth men and not rape them.
>>13514885>default traitor solutionHo boy, we better write that one down.
>>13514856Judging by how dead we are tonight, it's preddy gud.
>>13514885>I don't even think that would do any good, since the Chief God has no direct power over monsters.Somebody needs to reread the guides. She's supposed have direct power over everything. It's just the DL has gotten powerful enough to fight back and kick her ass. It's the CG keeping the DL from her plans in her little pocket dimension.
>>13514885B-but I like having rape receptive MGs!
>>13514885Any solutions where we don't give up and let our enemies win?
>>13514896>TonightEastern Hemisphere plz
DOWN WITH THE MATRIARCHY
>>13514896>NightIt is day once again in the only country that matters.
>>13514905More for me and less for them? Sign me up.
DOWN WITH HEAVEN
>>13514905>bonnet tippersRape Culture isn't a thing
STANDING HERE
Assuming that the MG universe is set in a high fantasy sort of setting, what job or societal role do you see yourself filling? Does it mesh well with your desired waifu or not?I personally think I would end up being a bard. I think my Wurm waifu would be greatly entertained by my songs.
>>13514913I REALIZE
>>13514920YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
>>13514906Well it's 8:30 PM in the Land of Elves and that's the way the cookie crumbles.>>13514920THAT C IS FOR COOKIE
>>13514918Retired superboss that keeps troublemakers away just by being there. Just let me tend to my turnips and there won't be no trouble.
>>13514905DOWN WITH WOMEN WHO GO DOWN ON MEN
>>13514921TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYBUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
>>13514905I wonder which monster girl is behind this post
>>13514930THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
>>13514918Living on my own inawoods. Trading hides and alike for things I can't craft on my own occasionally.Meshes well with a mantis girl, so yeah.
>>13514931Lilim?
>>13514933WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH GET BANNED
>>13514918The thing that I could make a shit ton of money from would be advancing refining and metallurgy to 1830'ish levels. Though knowing my luck, I'd have a fucking tough time scraping together the capital for it or finding a patron.And even if I did, I'd probably get fucked out of the profits and have to use it as a springboard for other stuff like electricity generation and radio communication to try to make my money there.>tfw I need a literal ton of blister steel to make a small Bessemer furnace
>>13514918She'd rather have me do something where I'm working to my fullest extent. The more work done, the better in her eyes, like a weapon-smith or something.It's an ugly job, but as long as one side still distrusts the other, it still has to be done.
>>13514937CAUSE VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
>>13514939Smart man.
>>13514943BUT IN THE END
>>13514952IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY!!!
>>13514943>>13514952Cut that shit out you faggots.
>>13514952https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>13514957No fun allowed go and stay go.
Imagine an infertile Echidna
I think it's time to LET 'ER RIP!
>>13514980
>>13514976Old and busted. Give me something new to despair about.
>>13514984I'd fuck it.
>>13514976PRW has a story with one.
>>13514984>>13514980More like LET 'ER RAPE
>>13514991aquaphobic mermaidblind cyclopes mute sirenshit this is hard
>>13515004>sampleCome the fuck on Psychofox.
>>13514984I'd let her wield my blade.
>>13514984
>>13514984Would she even have a...you know, one of those lady things.
>>13515036I don't think Raiden has any use for a purse, Anon.
>>13515036A baby maker?
>>13515040I meant a vagina.
>>13515044What's that?
>>13515046What your going to sheathe your blade into while she isn't looking.
>>13513647>New Vegas MGsI forgot this was a thing and I still love it. Sunny Smiles is best girl
>>13515045>Thats_the_joke.png
>>13515056The Uterus mod is still the hottest thing to come out of the game's modding community and I wish there was a proper slavery mod so that I can enslave and rape as many raiders as I desire.
>>13515056>Sunny SmilesDis nigga.
>>13515094Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
>>13515106YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>13515094 Uterus Mod? I don't know what that is. Sadly, all my gaming experiences are on consoles, I don't have a PC capable of gaming ;_;
>>13513745Would Wild West, Combat-oriented MGs relentlessly hunt the Humanoid Typhoon, the Living Disaster, as a potential husbando? Would they be horribly disappointed when they find he's a goofball technical-pacifist most of the time?
>>13515122Oh, it's a wonderful mod, I assure you.
>>13515127you still didn't answer my question anon
>>13515127I'm intrigued, and a bit sickened.
>>13513800>>13513802>>13514368>>13514371>More Mini Ushi-Oni>Grows up a bit>With MILK>And then LARPing MGs>Spaghetti-holding Nerdy LARPing MGsAnd Wurm-chan comes out on top. Wonderful.Thank you so much for continuing this.
>>13515144you rip it out of female corpses and eat them, fucking japs.
>>13514604I like the uniforms of ZAFT.
>>13515163Well does it give you like a skill bonus for a while or is there no point to it?
>>13514840Then she loses her ability to shapeshift.Or her hair becomes just a useless, over-grown mess.
>>13515134>>13515144https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcA24RTmnF8>>13515173You can eat it to get your cock rock hard.
>>13515172Sorry, I don't speak SEED.
>>13514806"I've finally done it. I have combined the DNA of all the world's evilest monstergirls to make the most evil monster of them all!""It turns out it's man."
>>13515190>CaptainAmericagotthatreference.jpg
>>13515180Fucking japs man.
>>13515180Fucking Japs.
>>13515180Japs be fucking
>>13514918I'd probably still want to be an Engineer, but in a High-Fantasy setting, I'd probably not have my space-age dreams, and instead shoot for being a construction engineer or architect. Which would mesh well with an Anubis, who're already implied to fulfill such a role.Also magic.
>>13515180Dammit you deleted the image before I could search it, can I get a source?
Succubus best childhood friend
>>13515185SEED is awful, I just think the coats that ZAFT Soldiers wear are snazzy as fuck.
>>13515215It's not much, just fucking hot:http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1395953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcA24RTmnF8
>>13515221until she rapes you when you disregard her feelings and she goes full Yandere
>>13515226Japs need to be nuked again.Maybe the radiation will fix their fucked up heads this time instead of turning them into the weirdos they are now.
>>13515234But monster girls are a result of their weirdness, not to include all dat hentai, why would you want to undo that?
I wanna tease the raptor girl waitresses at the restaurant I cook at! And nothing else,no no clever or monstrous things in this spoiler text. But you thought there was.
>>13514371I can't wait for the sealing ceremony because I have no idea what the fuck that is.
>>13515233Yandere is best
>>13515104did we just become best friends?
>>13515268If I had to presume, it's the kinda-threadcanoned event where-in a young Ushi-Oni, as she awakens to her rape-tank tendencies, is given a seal so as to inhibit her rape-y-ness down to the levels of normal MGs.While it's canon that Ushi-Oni have these, the threadcanon is making a ceremony out of them receiving it when they hit puberty. Makes sense really, especially in a modern setting. A fitting enough coming-of-age occasion.
>>13515267Be careful, with raptors the attack comes not from the front but from the side.The two other raptors, you didn't even know they were there.
>>13515287I see. It definitely sounds fitting. I couldn't find anything about it on the Ushi MGE page.
>>13515221>Come back to your old town where the two of you grew up together>You've been wanting to see her and tell her that while you were away you realized you were never happier than when you were with her>You drive to your old neighborhood, but most of the houses have closed down and are abandoned>Hers was dirty with a nailed up windows and a broken roof, but there was a light on inside>You wander inside and immediately feel your stomach turn>The smell of sex wafts into your nose and lungs so strongly that you gag before using your shirt as a filter>The stairs down to the basement reveal the sound of bedsprings being pounded, like when the two of you used to stay up late together>The memory causes you to disregard the smell and wander down in hopes of finding her>You turn to face the inside when you catch sight of her>She's bouncing up and down on cock as if it were the only thing in the world. Her womanhood gushes with every thrust that she forces down to the hilt before repeating the motion>Her skin is covered from head to toe in tattoos ranging from insults and compliments to obscene drawings and even the mcdonald's menu on her left tit>Her tongue hangs freely revealing three different piercings to add to the rest of her face already covered in decorations befitting a harem slave>The man beneath her looks relatively bored, at least compared to your childhood friend who continues to scream profanities while driving herself deeper into his cock with each strike.>You slowly step away from the scene and return to your car. The trip back is silent except the shirohebi priestess on the radio talking about salvation and saving your soul. You shut it off as you get back to your apartment>You check your facebook later that night only to find a message from your childhood friend. Temptation overcomes rationality and you check it out.>"Bin thengking about u l8ly. wont to stop by to ketchup on old thymes?"Succubi are shit.
>>13515268There probably will be tears. From loli Ushi's mother and the MC, both for different reasons.
Could your waifu beat a cait sith in a fight?
>>13515301Wana draw some MSPaint straw man comics while you're at it?
>>13515301That's why you fug before leaving
>>13515318She could beat thousands without breaking a sweat.
>>13515272Guys I think this anon might be currently lock in a basement
>>13515307I'm just waiting for true suffering route, where Loli Ushi-Oni, by the time her sealing nears, gets that the MC isn't into her, and starts dating another guy after getting her seal. Only that shortly after, as she develops a bit, MC starts to get attracted to her.But we all know MGs don't just lose interest in a guy, right?
>>13515332Are you retarded?
>>13515332He doesn't need your fucking stupid opinionsEveryone knows that yandere give the best loving of any monster or non-monstergirlLive a little and you'd realize that as wellPerhaps you've just never had the chance, I guess I can understand since you're such a fucking loserMen who aren't afraid of real woman would never turn down a yandere, obviously you're just an inbred pussyEventually you'll understand though, yandere really are the best no matter how you look at it.
>>13510437>"You challenge me, mortal?">"A god of Olympus?!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvq_P5r1D50
>>13515351CYOAnon, is that you?
>>13515344Probably>>13515351Yeah I understand
>Awoooo!>A-aren't you scared of my fearsome howls?
>>13515342I wouldn't hold my breath, though PRW did give us murderous pedophile Hellhound so who knows.
>>13515366Even though Poseidon went out like a chump, he was the best opening boss
>>13515382Of course, now come over here so I can rub your ears and play with your paws.
>>13515390I need an adult?
>>13515382Too cute for spooks. Good for mofus though.
>>13515382In this situation I would overreact and scream, running away like my life depended on it.
>>13515388Speaking of PRW, where's muh Spaceworms?
>>13515382Yes. So scared in fact that I'll have to arrest you for assault on a police officer.I'll also be the judge and jailer during and after your trial.
>>13515382Oh yes, I'm so terrified. Almost too scared to not give you ear scratches. Almost.
>>13515391I am an adult.
>>13515412Vegeta, please. You don't even know what condoms are.
>>13515226Nice, thanks.
So I just finished Kokou no Hito in a single sitting and man. A yeti would have just made everything better.
>>13515382I wish there was more art of this girl that didn't involve stakes being driven through her paws.
>>13515439>be first person to scale the K2 East Face without extra oxygen>There's a fucking Yeti at the top>Screw it>I mean herSure.
>>13515233Keikaku Doori
>>13515449Hey, he would have survived. And I wasn't really thinking K2 I was thinking the M14 expedition. Had he been saved by a yeti there as the rest of the assholes died, be could have lived happily ever after, still had his job and had a waifu to climb mountains with
>>13515466>would have survivedAs I recall, he was still alive when the manga ended. Just missing digits.
>>13515476Yeah he lived, but the climber died. If he had a delicious brown, fluffy, ripped yeti mountain climber waifu, they could have had their honeymoon atop K2 or something. Makes me want to write a story about yetis now. And What's with badasses hooking up with plain women anyway? Happened in Holyland, too.
>>13515389He was getting pounded by Gaia and Kratos at the same time, so it didn't felt like a letdown to me, altought the rest of the game could had been just as awesome.
>>13515301>Mc Donald's menu on her left titHeh.>That Facebook messageEnd yourself.
>>13515301>Fucking off and letting your friends live in a pigsty.>Not staying around and helping her turn her life around for the better.You a shit.
>>13515301>>"Bin thengking about u l8ly. wont to stop by to ketchup on old thymes?"And to think I almost felt sorry for you.
>>13515301>dodging the biggest bullet of your lifeFeels good man.
>>13515301Anon, you're a stone cold bastard.
>>13515551More like letting your friend bleed to death from a bullet wound.
>>13515537>>13515563How was he to know the place would turn into some kinda slum? How was he to anticipate the whorishness of his childhood friend? She's broken goods now, and broken goods is contagious. Make sure she don't break you.
>>13515563Eh, whores will be whores.
I̥̳̯̬͇̰͟ ̤̲̰̬̕͞s̴̨͙̥̮̗̤̙͉̻͘u̞̗̺̩͓͔͈̙͙͞r҉̛͏̻̪̥̪͎̟͎̺e̖̩̬̦̱̘͖͠ ҉̖̻̟͇̳̲̳ͅl͎̘͖̖͇̞̀o̢̠̠̰̩̣͉͕͞v̛͓̗̣ͅe͓̜͓ ̪͚̬̪̘̜̫̖ḑ͔̞̳͓̯͇̠ͅa̵̘͇̤̦̻̮͝͝r͠҉̤̳̬͚̮̦͖k͏̣̟͎ ̸̧̪̥͎͚̟̜̥̘́m̘̩̜̱̲̱ͅa̶̗̮̬̠̤͘t̸͙̬͇͞t̢̠̤̰̤̙̕e͏̷̠̪̪̣̤̜ŕ̼̠͈̣͢͡,҉̴̦̰ ̠͈̹̱͍̳̗͓̬d̡̜̱̗͖̯͍̟͟a͎͚̰̼͝r̴̪̱̭͓̲͙͔̮k͎̕͘ ̨̥̙̭ḿ͇͇̼̞̼͈̗̜̬a̢̲̱͍͉̹͘͜ṭ̢͓̕ṯ̶͓̭͕͚̩͡e̡͚̣͚̙͝ͅŗ͉͕̣͈͜ͅs҉͖͈͎̺̟ ̴͏͍a̝͈̤͓͈̪̦͙͢r̨̰̗͍̝̣é̵̬̤̤̲̺͇͘ ͔͖̣̱l̵̢̙̺̦̺͕͚̻o͏̸̖̬̣͖̹͔̩̗̝v̧̘̗̪̥̣̥͓͍̩͜ȩ̵͈͉͠.͓͔̹̩̫̞̜ ͖̫̬͈͍̗̖͕͞͠W̨͍̩̳h̗͈̬̠̺̖̣̦͝ͅǫ̼͙̗ ̨̧̫͙͇̫̝͠e͔l̵̪͕̮̠̳͔̘͟s̫̱̘e̡̟̥̠̤̳͘ ̸͕̮̱̗h̴̬̯̩̙̣͓̰̩e̴̵͍̙̫͉͢r̡̥̣͔̦̥̥͓͔̀ę̢͔̻̝̙ ̶̶̴̺̗̦̣͚͓̰ͅļ̡̥̳̦̰o̲̬̱̟̬̯v̼̪̺̬͠é҉̣̰ͅs̸̜͓͜ ̫̦̹̼̤̱̀͝d̛҉̝͈͖̠̲̲̟a̸͠͏̩̹̜̗̭̩̞͎ͅṟ̸̦̙͔̖̥̝̣͞k̯͎̬͓̻͎̭̘ ̨̼̰̹̯̜͜m͇̱̯͘͜a̰̲͎͢ṱ͈̱̭ţ͕̯̲̥̲̣̣é̪͟r͎̟͖͈͘͢s̶̡̪͎͙̼̼͉̤͘?̦̖̤̝̣̬̙̜͉̀
>>13515572>>13515577He wasn't supposed to know any of that would happen.>She's broken goods now, and broken goods is contagious.Fuck off. How the hell are broken goods contagious? That's like saying meth addiction is contagious.Besides, the best thing about broken goods is fixing them back up.
>>13515288That's the thing though, that can't get at me from behind the window
>>13515591T̢̼̪̻̥̹̖͈̟̥̘̝̯͙̬̓ͨ̌͆̽̐ͧ̄͗̉͆͌͂̏̓̍ͨ̚h̸͇̜̖̦̫̟̻͕͔̉̈͑ͭ͋̐̒̎̍̂ͨ̓ͨ̔́̀̚̕͟o̡̬̣̜̞ͮ̍̑ͫ̄̒ͪͤ̎́́́͜͡s̋ͧͭ͋ͧ͊ͩ̓̒͐ͦ̊ͩ̓̚҉̞̣̭̼͍̩̟̬͇̫̠͍̟̦̺̘̬͠ȩ̸̷͚̬̻͇͇͈͖̗̮̭̮͕̣͓̞̩̐̀ͤͣ̉̿ͨ̃͒̀͠ ̸̶̨̺͍̤̺̘̭͕̫̼̙̱͈͍̣̥̯̮ͮ̔̃̈́̏ͨ̎͗̑̉̈̔̆̚͠D̮̲̦͓̘͕̤̱̭̳̺̰̜̼͐̾̆̄ͨͭ̇̐́́̕͠ͅa̵̸̡͎͈͖̳͔̠̩̰̭̤͍̹ͤ̾ͮͧ͆ͯ͛͌̋͐͛̿ͮ͘r̷̛̝͔̟͙͇͖̰͍̗̙̲̝̼̗͚̞̉̽͂ͥ̿ͦ̔̇̔ͭ̌ͥ̂̃̏̔̆ͧ͟͞ͅk̂͒̽ͦ̈́̅͛ͬ͛ͣ̌̈̑ͫͨͤ͏̗̝͕̖͈̜̻̦͖͉̹̗͇̙̦͔͘ ̵͚͚̦͎͓͈͇͖͕̰̠̻̥̦̜͇̎̾̑͗ͣͨ̇̂̔̿̈́̇̿̈̎̿̕̕͠ͅM̛̉ͭ̀ͧͣͥ҉̹̞̞̤̦̺͕͘͝a̛̠͙̳̮̠̭̰͈̱͇͓̱̯̅ͣͨͩ̒ͣ̊ͬ͒̀͢͟͟ṭ̤̺͎͇̰̤͖͐́ͨͫ̄ͩͣ̈́ͧ̉̽̂̈͝t̂̇ͫ͠҉͏̢͓̮̜̬͇e̢̢̦͍̲̟̥̝̮̩̗̹̞̲̤̻̦ͤͤ̓̈͐̎ͧ̆ͨͧͩ́͐̈́̀̄̏̚r̶̶̢̛͎̯̦̮̭̖͎̥̣̄̐̍ͧ̊͌̓͋ͩͫ̇ͯͥ̔ͥ̆ ̷͙̹͓̻͖͚̼̰͔̺͒̾̂͐ͮ̈́ͩͪ́͞s̶̸̟̫͍͎̯̲̟̺̟̬̳̽ͭ̒ͧͨͥ̃ͥͥ̉ͫ̿̆̚͠͝͝ũ̧̦͈̻̤̗̣̫͕͙̺̩̮̼̭͕̘̝̤̭͒̂̓̕r̢͖̬̼̖̰̗͖͎͓̳͇̠̣̖͎͗̽̂̓̑̔͐̿ͪ̐͂ͮͮ̄̄ͧ́͡͠e̔̑͑̾̾͆͆̇̓̄ͮ̍ͪͫ͊̏̚͜͠҉̷̮͇͙͙͓̹̗͇͜ ̟̳̱̣̻̝̼͇̗̗̪̺͙̦̪̎ͣ̊̉̃̈́͛͂̆ͤ͛ͬ̐ͣͨ̚̚̕͢͜͢a̴̸̠̬̣̞͆̑̄ͦ̾ͬͤ̀͟r̴͕̖̪̩̞͈̲ͦ̊ͬ͊ͪ͒ͬ͛ͨ̑ͫ͐̌̈̚e̾ͫ̓҉̨̥͖̠͙̭͎̗̹̮͙͈̭̭͉́̕ ̵̧̹͙̬̪̹̖̼͍ͥ͛̇͛̂̀̚͢͝ģ̴̵̴̴͍̖̘̌͒̊̂̐̌̊̈͊̄ͪͩ̂͂ͮr̷͔͉̺̱̦͙̥͚͒͛̅ͬͬ͟ȩ̤̮͕̣̤̘̱̇ͫ̅ͦ͗͗̄̑̍̐ͪ̚ą̤̮̯͍̟̥̞̣͓͙͙̝̒ͫ̓́ͮ̉ͪ̊ͨ͐͊ͫ͜t̴̨̯̹͕̗̟̣̝̫̝̜͈͊͋̔͛̀̊ͣ͒̆̆͒̊̓ͧͯ̅͢!͗̊ͦͩ̉͆̆͗͏̴̛͉̖̜̱̦͓̮͔̼ͅ
>>13515591I want to throw Chubby Alp Senpai into a pool of Dark Matter and see what comes out!
>>13515593>the best thing about broken goods is fixing them back up.Kek.
>>13515593>the best thing about broken goods is fixing them back up.You are my nigger.
>>13515593She isn't fixed, she still dresses like a slut.
>>13515593Purification is the best.
>>13515591I do! I want to spread the love of a dark matter to everyone in the world!
>>13515591>>13515595Fuck off zalgo.
>>13515593Truly based.
>>13515599The alp is thrown in from one side. From out the other side, a piece of paper is ejected. It reads:"Please do not use the Dark Matter for garbage disposal. Thank you."
>>13515593>PurificationMay Deruella alp you.
>>13515593You can't fix broken things, the cracks will always be there.
>>1351561612/10
>>13515593>That's like saying meth addiction is contagious.>Implying it isn't You live with a banging hot meth addict who basically juices you up every time you fuck and see if you refrain from getting just as broken as she is. She probably has debt and all kinds of addictions and would gladly hold you down so her sugar daddies can get their worth off your body to pay off her massive debts sooner rather than later. Then they'll forcefeed you that MG fruit KC introduced you and fuck your whorish body for a week straight until it wears off and by that point you'll be so far gone, you're worse than he is, an well on your way to luring your own whiteknight.
>>13515624>Fucking a drug addictFirst mistake.
>>13515599Every hole of chubby Alp senpai gets violated by tentacles of pure demonic energy. After several hours a powered up voluptuous Alp senpai emerges, hungry and eager to return the favor.
>>13515616>That awkward ride home with Chubby Alp Senpai as you try not to tell her about how she was rejected from a brainless force of lust
>>13515626She's a broken succuslut, she needs her fix dude. And if you don't give it to her, she'll take it from you. And if she can't take it from you, she'll take it somewhere else. and you're back to step one with her riding the cock carousel
>>13515619Still, it's better than just leaving the broken pieces all over the floor and ignoring them like a huge faggot.
>>13515618Then you smooth them over.With your dick.
>"O-Oh! This was your bag meow?! I wasn't going to hide inside and burst out naked or anything meow! Honest!"
>>13515636You sweep them up and put them in the trash.
>>13515635This implies I associate with her in the first place.>>13515639Get the fuck out of my camp you damn vagrant.
>>13515624>>13515635Just because you like suffering doesn't mean the rest of us do faggot.
>>13515639Well, you are already properly dressed for what I have in mind or your punishment so I'll give you a five second head start.
>>13515639Well, I guess you can just go ahead with your original plan.
>>13515639Go back to your cat kingdom before I splash water on you.
>>13515624>Denying a friend help because you have the uncertain fear that something could happen to you.Truly the worst kind of human being.>>13515618>>13515606>>13515619>You can't fix broken things, the cracks will always be there.It's like you don't even know where you are.Otaku Culture, motherfucker.
>>13515646Sorry to shake your hugbox with a little reality. Why are you getting so defensive anyhow?>Faggot this>Faggot thatNot every one wants to whiteknight as hard as you do, pal. So why don'y you take a step back and chill the fuck out when anons say they'd rather take a step back and walk away from the town bike they hadn't seen in years and owe nothing to?>>13515661>FriendYeah, no. Just another slut you hadn't seen in years, taking just another dick.
>>13515639You can be my packmule. Luggae carrier during the day, cocksleeve at night.
>>13515661>Otaku CultureIs shit, and this also implies most people here actually enjoy the content that makes up the majority of the board.Besides, the only people who fix broken things are people who are poor, or have strong attachment to an object, which I am not, and do not have towards a dirty drug addled whore.
>>13515661Well Ser Anon, we just have to agree to disagree.
>>13515661she probably only needs a good shower and fresh clothes to get rid of all the piercings/tattoos and get her pussy back into "as good as new" state anyway, thanks to MAMONO MANA
>>13515661Enjoy raising another man's child while she's walking the streets paying off debt the only way she knows how, you cuck
>>13515639Do you know what happens to people like you who fuck with my shit? They get gagged, tied up, spanked, then cuddled and treated lovingly, assuming they've learned their lesson.
>>13515665>Sorry to shake your hugbox with a little realityIts called headcannon for a reason anon. Also assuming that there's only like one or two people arguing with you makes you look like an autist. I haven't even been in this argument, just saying that you're a faggot for saying 'no, everything you like is bad and this is what's really going to happen.' Also>monster girls>realityJust leave.
>>13515672Not him, but dude>all this "I'm higher on the pedestal than you" postingYou're posting in /mgt/. That alone says you're not better or worse than the rest of usLighten up and take it easy
>>13515686>Do you know what happens to people like you who fuck with my shit?Why do you think she was going to hide on your bag?
>>13515688But I am better than you, and if you can't realize that then it's you who needs to lighten up.
>>13515688Thread theme for every thread:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhH3mRkKDX8
>>13515687>Don't rattle my hugbox!And he calls me an autist. If you have something to say you might want to avoid the memes.
>>13515696Still, sneaking in to strangers' luggage is dangerous. That sort of behavior will not be tolerated.
>>13515705K
>>13515688>the rest of usYou make it sound like most of the people here are from /jp/.
>>13515629>SucH a NAUghTy KoHAI! I thInk YoU NEed tO be TaUgHt a LEssOn!
>>13515718The rest of us meaning /mgt/ posters, lurkers and general regulars
>>13515724I'm disappointed you didn't spell anything.
>>13515593>An entire year>Still dresses like a complete slutkek
>>13515724What would being raped by chubby alp senpai corrupted by dark matter be like? Would it be soft?
>>13515724I want to get off of eldritch ALp senpai's wild ride.
So, which one of us do you like more?
>>13515318She could probably infiltrate the cat kingdom and tear it down from the inside.
>>13515748The one with an eyepatch on their eye.
>>13515748The one with blue skin and red hair.
>>13515748The one on the maid outfit.
>Hurr broken things can't be fixed, only thrown away>Broken MGs are worthless and can be thrown away>If you try to help them live a normal life again you're a cuck>A broken man can be fixed by an MG, but a broken MG can't be fixed by a man>Mamono Mana can't fix it!This is the stupid shit ever. It's not even a good suffering scenario, it's straight up annoying and it has to die.
>>13515748Whichever one screams louder when I'm doing her from behind.
>>13515764>Mamono Mana>MagicIt's like you think that brings validity to your statement.
>>13515770Nigger do you know where you are right now?
>>13515770Who what detracts validity from his statement?
>>13515764Femdomfag cuckold detected
>>13515748The one with the side-tie ponytail seems nice.
Yandere Doppelganger stalking you through the city by changing appearance
>>13515741>WhY dOn't You FInd OuT.Lots of bouncing and softness, no more holding back.>>13515745>It NeVeR EndS!
>>13515777I'm neither a femdomfag nor a maledomfag. They have nothing to do with this, so don't even start.
>>13515777
>>13515777Bingersnorch detected.
>>13515764Anon, do you understand the principle behind suspension of disbelief? Disbelief kills scenarios. All of us here suspend our disbelief to allow monstergirls in. Purifying a cock addicted town bike succubus with scribbles tattooed into her, ahegaoing from boring sex? Who types like that? I cannot suspend my disbelief. Live out your whiteknight fantasies, cucklord, but don't sperg so hard when someone else won't.
>>13515748Why are they wearing eyepatches? So they won't be confused by overlapping images their eyes capture? The eyes aren't even connected to both their brains. Hell, not even their brains are connected. They can use all their eyes without a problem, each brain will process a different image, no big deal. The brains' commands only overlap from their necks down.Or are they just being chunni?
>>13515741The softest. No bashfulness anymore though. the new senpai knows what she wants and how to get it. For hours at a time.
>>13515764Tears for the baby throne!
>>13515783you would never know if they are real or the doppelganger
>>13515794>Live out your whiteknight fantasies, cucklordSounds like it's you who has to live out of your edgy, pro-mindbreak, memey fantasies.
>>13515773Not MGE general, that's for sure.>>13515775Using magic to solve a problem is the fucking laziest thing in the world, and detracts any and all seriousness from a problem.It's the kind of shit that 13 year olds write in their stories when they can't think of anything that would make sense.If you can just use magic to fix someone's mental and physical impairment, you may as well not have any faults in your world, because magic will eventually bullshit it away.It makes for a much more engaging scenario when you have to go through normal means to try and fix someone, whether it be through therapy, drugs, or other means.
>>13515808then how would you suggest monstergirls help broken men go back to being happy without becoming this community's distorted meaning of the word "cuck"? I never saw anybody here bitch about those scenarios
>>13515807>Stepping back and driving away and not sparing a second thought is now edgyWhatever dude. Also you disregarded the rest of my post and latched on to>muh memesThis tells me you have nothing to retort with, so why not just calm down and accept that not every one likes the same thing? the issue was dead 'till you mentioned it again anyhow.
>>13515795It's possible some injury cause both of their eyes in the middle to be damaged. Something flying between the heads or something, maybe? Given the way they wear their hair they could just be coordinating, too.
>>13515807>hurr edgy>durr memesI can't even tell if that's a parody or not.I guess that means it's really good parody.
>>13515795>The brains' commands only overlap from their necks down.That's not how conjoined bodies work. Otherwise the autonomic functions like heartbeat and breathing would be fucked. It's split. Think of it more like two separate people welded together and sharing blood.
>>13515808>It makes for a much more engaging scenario when you have to go through normal means to try and fix someone, whether it be through therapy, drugs, or other means.But that's met with a "nuh-huh won't work" no matter the solution.
>>13515818>how would you suggest monstergirls help broken men go back to being happyUse reality.>>13515808>normal means to try and fix someone, whether it be through therapy, drugs, or other meansIt takes a long ass time for people to heal mental scars, years typically, if ever.Most stories aren't long enough and don't have devoted enough writers to be able to explore this, so most people go for the cheapo route.
>>13515831>But that's met with a "nuh-huh won't work" no matter the solution.Now you know how the "edgy people" feel.
>>13515808>Not MGE general, that's for sure.>According to the threads, absolutely any scenario can be fixed with Mamono Mana>Except this one scenario!Please.
>>13515831You show me a believable scenario on curing a cock craven succuslut. your first hurdle is convincing her that doing what comes so naturally and feels so good is wrong. Go.
>>13515836Like edgy faggots?
>>13515841>There are people who literally deny mindbroken people from being given a helping hand and prefer them to be sluts
>>13515840>According to the threadsI would appreciate it if you didn't try and speak for all of us with your autism, thank you.
>>13515848What an insightful comment.
>>13515214>Giving up your space-age dreams just because of the settingHow shameful. Do you really think you'll be able to win over a high-class girl like that anubis like that? She's designed and built cities and monuments, engineered and tinkered until her paws blistered. Half of her male workforce is infatuated with her, willing to throw themselves at her feet and treat her as a goddess! And here you are, giving up like a pitiable fool, and hoping that she notices you from amongst a crowd of hundreds, every individual in that number doing their best to prove themselves to her and seek her paw in marriage.No, you need to fight for that dream even more. You need to grit those teeth and scour the earth in pursuit of your spacey ticket to the stars. Be it by recruiting wizards with the promise of adventure and whimsey, or combining together every golem you can find into an odd, talkative spacecraft, or fortifying a giant slime before jumping in and launching her into space, you need to knuckle down and fuck common sense like you're going to fuck that anubis! Thoroughly!
>>13515847The greentext that started this was anything but believable or realistic.So spin me a believable scenario and then we can talk.
>>13515853But I do want them to be sluts.My horny, personal love-sluts.
guys can we stop and go back to vanilla
>>13515861>I would appreciate it if you didn't try and speak for all of us with your autism, thank you.Why? You've been doing it the entire argument, why can't I do the same?
>>13515841Not gonna put a ring on that.I'll fuck her though, as long as it stays free.
>>13515214>>13515865Show that anubis that you're willing to eschew sanity and an actual understanding of hard physical limitations, if it means you can spend your life with that tall, dark and buxom gem of a person. Look down at the Earth with her and laugh, as you both float together, suspended in zero gravity within a most likely extremely confused giant slime. Laugh at those fools casting their magic and exploring new realms, opening portals and summoning demons like a bunch of stone-age peasants. Or listen to the cheers of a thousand merged golems as you propose to her with a necklace made from the gold you mined from a one-in-a-million astroid. Or ask her which star she'd like to own as the combined efforts of a thousand wizards convince physics to just give up and go home, sighing as you walk arm in arm through the slightly chilly vacuum.Do you see what I'm saying? You of all people should know better than to let proper judgement, self-restraint and common sense hold you back when there's an anubis involved. Now get out of that high fantasy sucker's world, and start building your goddamn space pyramids.
>>13515871>You've been doing it the entire argumentNot the same guy, just don't want to be thrown in with your stupidity.Thanks.
>>13515853>There are whiteknights who don't think women should have consequences to their actions She's a grown fucking MG. She chose her path. Swap the scenario and I bet you wouldn't do the same. Just another manslut, right?>>13515866>Sluts acting like sluts>Not realisticWhat?
>>13515885>If a woman gets mindbroken, it's always her faultYou should leave your mom's basement sometime.
>>13515889>hurr neckbeard, living in moms basement>hurr victim blaming!>>>/tumblr/
>>13515889>Hurr basement dwellerShe's a monstergirl you dip. And a fucking succubus. She obviously chose to hop on a train of cocksalso, this>>13515895
>>13515895Oh, out of arguments already? Too bad.
>>13515901Oh yeah, your "lmao get out of basement xD" is an ebin argument
>>13515901Yeah, because "moms basement" is such a great argument that it would need a retort.
Harpies are cute
>>13515901>"you should leave your mom's basement" is an argument now. Na, you know what? I didn't realize what time it was. You day threaders can wallow in your own shit for all I care.
>>13515912They fucking molt everywhere though.
Why do people think being a slut is a bad thing?Does the thought of putting their wand into a secret chamber another wizard might have already casted a spell on gives them the yuckies?Why do people so much importance on the viginity of their partner?
>>13515925>Why do people have preferences?Gee Billy, I guess we'll never know...
>>13515925>>>/slutwalk/>>>/tumbrl/
>>13515900>>13515909>>13515911>>13515913I did give an argument. If you actually knew how to read, you would've seen that >>13515885 claimed that women in general are to blame if they're mindbroken. Makes alot of sense, huh? Except it doesn't. That's what I said along with a hint that he should stop being stupid.
>>13515912They certainly can be.
>>13515912Go to your room, Anon. Mommy and Daddy are discussing about grown-up stuff.
>>13515939But Mommy and Daddy are just throwing poo at each other.
>>13515912
>>13515935>claimed that women in general are to blame if they're mindbroken>If you actually knew how to readOh, the irony.
>>13515935>women in general are to blame if they're mindbrokenNo, if you knew how to read, you'd see that I called her a monstergirl, and had been referring to her as a succubus this entire time. You know? The sex demon? The demon that, if they are having sex, it's very likely it's because they want to be? Or did your gallant helm blind you from what I was saying, Sir whiteknight?
>>13515925Stop right there.It's not people, it's men. A man with multiple partners is a master who should be worshiped like a Spartan God. A woman w/ multiple partners is the Whore of Babylon, who should be stoned with many jagged stones.
>>13515943
>>13515925Why do you equate not being a vigin with being a slut?
>>13515919This is a problem with any MG that has feathers or fur. Scales MIGHT be easier if you take care of them, at least.
I want to tickle a haughty elf.
>>13515943It's a kakuen thing, honey. You'll understand when you grow up.
>>13511865This comic seems to be "Look at most cliche bits, do opposite" in the stupidest fucking idea ever.Still, I'm just going to assume that Tricas (the velociraptor) wears Clevergirl instead of Covergirl.
>>13515965Is that before or after the chains and ballgag? I mean, certainly it comes before the tender aftercare, but what of the chains?
>>13515949He's talking about succubi because he wants to focus on them. I am not.You clearly don't know how this whole thing started, so this will is my last reply to you. This shit ain't worth it.
>>13515841That was a good one, but I prefer his cyclops stuff.
>>13515950>Implying other women don't do slut-shaming as well. >Implying there isn't real people who are disgusted with polygamous men.>>13515954>Implying I'm not a virgin man-slut myself.
>>13515971Her food actually came out "okay", not the exact opposite of horrible, actually. Not perfect, not disgusting, just okay.
>>13515925Virginity is linked to but does not necessarily = purity. I just don't want a slut who thinks nothing of hopping on yet another dick beyond omanko kimochi.>>13515980The entire thing started from a succubus greentext you baiting piece of shit.
>>13515976Chains? We're not barbarians here. Properly treated ropes, padded cuffs and a collar it is.
>>13515976Those don't come in at all.
>>13515980>B-but that's not what we were talking about.You're right, we're done here.
>>13515945I want to regurgitate food into her waiting mouth and pet her until she falls asleep with a full belly and a sound mind.
>>13515912Even the flightless ones?
I think plant girls are qt, I wonder what a maize plant girl would be like
>>13516029Fine, I guess we can change topics now.>I wonder what a maize plant girl would be likeLike a really bad Halloween costume.i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1749705414_3/2014-Hot-Sale-Cute-Girl-Cosplay-Uniforms-Fancy-Dress-French-fries-Miss-Maize-Corn-Fruit-Costumes.jpg
>>13516026Even them
>>13516029It's a shame a bunch of them are immobile.
>>13515912I know right
>>13516026Dodogirls need love too.
>>13516029nice taste however I like Dullahan more
>>13516067Just get a dryad to make her grow root legs, or something.Or get a dryad waifu.But not KC ones. Those need an urgent re-draw.
>>13515853>"mindbroken">helping handMindbreak only exist in the shitty NTR rape doujins, anon
>>13516087Yeah, some of the old entries could really do with a redraw.
>>13516089Ever seen the full series of these comics? They're absolutely hilarious in a cringe inducing way.
>>13516029But would you be____ the plant girl?
>>13516089I can't tell if this comic is serious or not.Captcha, I am almost certain that Cupcakes are not Sushi.
>>13516112No
>>13516112No, and that picture is trash.
>>13516112No.
>>13516089>>13516115>redpillcomics>"Offended? Dial 9-1-1 to contact your local thought police!"Yes. This is real and is probably made by a /pol/ Anon.
>>13516112>father and son genderbender yuriSee, if it was sister and brother, or mother and son, I wouldn't mind so much.But because of what you posted, I'm now so angry that I'll have to post this reply, then carry on with my life as if nothing happened. And that makes me impassive.
>>13516102There is full series of those?
>>13516130That Anon is doing God's work.
>>13516130The hero mankind needs.
>Notice a tiny moth fluttering around on the floor near my computerAw how cute.
>>13516134>See, if it was sister and brother, or mother and son, I wouldn't mind so much.Curious, why?
>>13515993>Does not know how to elf>>13515992>Does know how to elf so long as the ropes are red and he tickles her until she can't breathe at least once
>>13516134I'm sure you'll survive.
>>13516112What's that shit. No.
>>13516157Cum on it.
>>13516158I'm not really sure. I mean, I'm not really into the whole Oedipus complex thing. I don't mind it, but I'd rather not have it. When you replace the mom with the dad though, even in a genderbender scenario, it's just too weird for me. I've always been kind of uncomfortable with my own dad; we don't really talk that much, so that might have something to do with it.I don't have a sister though, so I'm absolutely fine about that. I can pop boners to imoutos and onee-sans no problem.>>13516166But I'm absolutely beige with rage!
>>13516136Yeah there's tons of them. They get posted on /pol/ all the time, but you can probably find them on /r9k/ too.
>>13516172then it becomes a mothgirl
>>13516157Expect it to die in either two days or three months, depending on species.
>>13516172>>13516199It's gone now. I think I scared it.
>>13516217It's planning on anally raping you when you least expect it
>>13516217Check the sole of your foot.
>>13516217It could see the lewd leer in your eye.
>"ANOOOOOOOOOOOOON!">"WHERE ARE YOU, HUSBAND OF MINE?"
>>13516222Nothing there.
>>13516235Glad I'm not anon, that would've been annoying.
>>13516235Hopefully he divorce her psycho ass.
>>13516235He's busy freezing a lake and flying it over here to drop it on you
>>13516235God dammit, can't a man shit in peace.
You're in your room when this girl suddenly appears. She slowly drops her smile, it looks like she's concerned about something.>"Anon, am I really your waifu? Or just your meme waifu?"How do you respond?
>>13516357Well you're not my waifu, I think you may have the wrong house.
>>13516357I don't have a waifu, you're in the wrong house.Captcha, a picture of a tree with yellow leaves is not a pizza.
>>13516357"But honey, the memes..."
>>13516357The memest.
>>13516357You're just a shit. Get out.
>>13516357Of course she's not a meme waifu.Teleporting prankster cats are olev.
>>13516357Fuck off, Jackie
>>13516357But that Cheshire can't be a meme waifu, she doesn't have a kitty cock.
>>13515865>>13515875It's not as if I'm saying I'd work any less. Simply that, in a high fantasy setting, I might not be exposed to elements which influenced me to take an interest in space travel in the first place. Of course, I have no doubt that even without such elements, I'd still be an absurd dreamer. Without the influences of sci-fi, instead I may find myself practicing all manners of magic to aid in constructing all that my imagination could fathom. And of course, I'd funnel all that creativity and passion into paying tribute to the Anubis who holds my affections, building for and with her anything the both of us could dream up. A grand pyramid dominating the desert, a vast underground necropolis the envy of any Undead Kingdom, a magical crystal wizard's tower stretching up into the heaven's themselves!And in time, I think, gazing up at the stars from the top of our tower, I would all the same be consumed with the wish to go higher, see further, go to infinity and beyond! And that is when I'd begin plans on a most auspicious work with her. Yes. A magitek ship unlike any other!All that said, I like the way you think anon. I like it very much.
I wanna play music on my skeletongirl waifu's ribs
>>13516387She's speaking for all Cheshires. Your talk of the kitty cock meme is like an indirect way of calling her a meme waifu. Now she's crying.
>>13516397Good.
>>13516397How can she be a meme waifu without a cat batter dispenser?
>>13516357I just realized how much I want to bite that cat's ass and eat her out from behind while holding her front paws over her back.
>>13516412It's a perfectly natural reaction to Cheshire butts.
>>13516357As much as I like Cheshire, it's true.These are all the MGE meme waifus off the top of my head.ManticoreCheshireAlpCait SithWurmHonorable mention is Lizardman who is not quite there yet.
>>13516357>futacat>waifuAyy
>>13516423>no anubuttApply yourself.
>>13516357>How do you respond?"HOLY FUCK A CATWOMAN JUST SHOWED UP IN MY ROOM WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON" would probably be the expected response.
>>13516409Cheshire Cats with cat batter dispensers are the ones who elevated them to meme status. It's something the entire race will never live down.
>>13516423I genuineley like Alps. I mean I don't consider them waifu status, but I'd cuddle one, and marry if I had no other options, and make her a happy mother.
>>13516440That or screaming like a little girl.
>>13516423One day.One day her betamaximisation will make the big leagues
>>13516450I genuinely hope you start balding in the most unsightly pattern.
I want to yank a Cheshire's tail while I spank her ass bright red.
>>13516459M'lord.
>>13516440>>13516447Pretty much this.
>>13516440>Cheshire appears in Anon's room>Acting all smug>Anon starts getting undressed>"W-what are you doing?">"I-I-I thought we were going to have sex">"What?! W-why would you think that?!">"I don't know! I thought that's what was supposed to happen!">Spaghetti everywhere from both parties
>>13516392I wanna lick a skeleton's ribcage
>>13512133I'm horrified by it but intrigued.
>>13516486>intrudes in my domain>thinks there won't be any sexWho the fuck does she think she is?
>>13516387>>13516397>>13516435>>13516444That's haram, but I believe it.
>>13516486>>13516511A man's house is his Demon Realm.
>>13516523>a man's mom's basement is his demon realm*FTFY
>>13516527Well meme'd, have an upvote.
>>13516357you're not my waifu but you're still cute and fun.
>>13516357It's a trap!
>>13516511"They don't call me the Cunt Destroyer for nothing, little kitten. If there's any piece of clothing you're fond of, you probably want to take it off before we start. I tend to tear stuff."
>>13516557Hey buddy shouldn't you be in a shitty hentai about now?
>>13516557So, embarrassing chuuni sex?
>>13516557It's her own fault really. I mean, the sign outside clearly says: "Lair of the Cunt Destroyer".Fucking Wonderland immigrants, I swear...
>>13516577She doesn't sound like a Wonderland native. Not smug or rapey and her accent isn't silly enough.
>>13516357Neither, now get the fuck out.
>>13516423You forgot hellhound and ushi.
>>13516588What accent would that be?
>>13516601British English with regular uses of nonsensical logic.
>>13516601Take the most annoying accent you can think of and then imagine it as if they were singing constantly. They're also prone to puns, rhyming and other unnecessary wordplay.
>>13512281>Hornet/Bee Girl in spatsIt has expanded. Long and hard.
>>13516610>>13516611I regret everything.
>>13516595I'm going to argue Ushi is more popular than she is a meme. Take Wurm for example. She got turned into a huge dumb moeblob and most people gloss over her rape train qualities. Ushi at least is acknowledged to be a lustful rape monster. I've seen more people debate and enjoy Hellhound regularly than I've seen her get the Alp, Manticore or Cheshire treatment. Speaking of those two is there a story yet with them played straight? With no bullshit and some proper snu-snu? I know Wurm got a couple of those, eventually.
>>13516557"Too bad, but I'm the one who will destroy your boypussy"*unzips dick*Wat do?
>>13516577Imagine actually being retarded enough to put "Lair of the Cunt Destroyer" on your mailbox or something in a monster girl world.>Ogre takes it as a challenge
I wanna marry a freedom loving american EagleGirl
>>13516630Well, it was either the sign, or relocate.The city was not happy with my antics, to say the least.
>>13513880All Abominations are kawaii.Unless faggots do them.
>Come home from work>Monster girl waifu hold up daughteru to you>Daughteru Kisses your noseStatus of your heart?
>>13516631I want to marry a communist Russian bear girl and show her the glorious ways of capitalism.
>>13516639Can't measure heart conditions, daughteru is hugging my chest and cheekrubbing it right now.
>>13516639Chernobyl meltdown.
>>13516639>HeartNotFoundException
>>13516639Pounding out of fear because I don't have a waifu or daughteru.I hope I didn't walk into the wrong house.
>>13516627Pound her ass from behind while giving her a reach-around.
>>13514848>NavelingusWhy, Anon
>>13516627>"You really are just a meme."I say this after we mutually destroy each other's orifices ❤
>>13516639I had my heart removed and replaced with an artificial one long ago for this very reason.>>13516649>Pounding out of fear because I don't have a waifu or daughteru.You do now.
>>13516649>I don't have a waifu or daughteru.Well, you have now. She's a single mom of an adopted daughteru.
>>13516612She's a Hornet.She takes offense to being called a wasp.Call her a bee and she will out-right murder you.
>>13514553Isn't having fronttits and backtits just as bad as frontgina and backgina?
>>13516655>>13516656No fuck that, I'm not just some manwhore who will take a monster girl in no questions asked.She's taking me on a date to start and we're going to take this slow!
>>13516664You're the one who knocked on her door, man. She didn't do anything, you did.
>>13516670But she's in my house.
>>13516664The daughteru asks you out on a date. What do?
>>13516630>>13516636Nobody cared until I put up the sign.
>>13516673>"I hope I didn't walk into the wrong house.">"But she's in my house."???
OIMORE RUSHKA WHEN?i dug it
>>13516674How old is she?
>>13516674Dick her.
>>13516679It's just the confusion of having two strangers in your home.
>>135166828 years younger than you.
>>13516674Well, she isn't mine, biologically, so I don't see a problem here.
>>13516691But what if you're in THEIR house?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
>>13516697Why is their door unlocked?
>>13516674humor her and then shag her milf mom later that night
>>13516693Too young for me.
>>13516695Subtract your age by 8. That's how old she is. Depending on how old you are she could be a loli. Which is normal to monsters because KC- er monsters are deviant like that.May or may not be your thing.
>>13516704>not shagging both
>>13516357>You will never have as wives two Cheshires who are also twins
>>13516715>not ntring the daughteru
>>13516722>NTRAt last, you reveal your true nature, villain.
>>13516714Yeah, I figured she would be a bit young. I stand by what I said. She is still 15 anyway. Shit sucks. Could have been a little younger or a little older and have been better.
>>13516721>Trish and Ness waifusI want this, but I also don't want this.
Fat Monkey Butt.http://i.imgur.com/VD9cVrs.png
>>13516732Who and who?
>>13516734Punch it?
What would the wild west of monstergirls be like?>Lamia rattlesnakes hiding in the underbrush waiting for a man to stray close>Holstaurus cattle drives>coyote girls howling in the moonlight>Cactus girls tempting lost men with their aphrodisiac waterwhat else?
Penguins
>>13516740Bob's Futacat's sisters.
>>13516740Characters from YBA's Vengeance story.
>>13515867Oh my.
>>13516746michael fassbender NTRing the protagonist after he's mistakenly shot by his waifu
>>13516746Buff and fluffy Bison Minotaurs.
>>13516748>Bird>FlightlessPick one
>>13516750>>13516749Oh, THOSE are Trish and Ness?What's the name of the other two then?
>>13516235What the fuck is that thing?
>>13516746Clint Eastwood
>>13516761I pick both
>>13516762Doesn't matter, we should not give futa the time of day.
>>13516771Not bird, Rat with broken wings
>>13516674Dick her with the force of two thousand exploding suns.
>>13516748>Winter with Penguin daughteru>Take her out to play in the snow>Playful snowball fight>Sledding on the big hill across town>She giggles as she belly slides down the hill towards me>Go skate for a while on the pond nearby>Try not to laugh as she clumsily slips & falls on her rump>Come home to hot fish dinner with waifu>Watch a movie with waifu and daughteru>She falls asleep snuggled up on your legs>Tuck her in to bed & give her a goodnight kissWhy does it hurt to not be able to have this?
>>13516756motherfucker, i was going to watch that later
what happens to women who don't want to turn into a monster half way through the process?
>>13516782Well anon, she is now dead, and so are you.
>>13516746>dicking cactiMy penis says no.
>>13516796They transform anyway and start sucking a lot of dick.What did you think was gonna happen?
>>13516796>implying they have a choice
>>13516796Doesn't happen, because being a monster feels awesome, so sayeth the hugbox.
>>13516799What if you're dying of thirst in the desert? The only way to get water from a Cactus Girl is to sexually pleasure her.
Is it bad for a writefag to include non-common/non-MGE based monstergirls in his work?
>>13516774Alright.But Just for the record I don't mind it at all.
>>13516806>The only wayMy knife tells me there are at least two.
>>13516799URETHRALINSERTION
>>13516811>spoilerNot my place to judge, I suppose.
>>13516810No, as long as you can make them fit and vice versa. A potential reader who doesn't know about the source of any of the monsters in your story shouldn't find this non-MGE one out of place from the other monsters. If even they'd find something off then it's a bad sign.
>>13516810It depends on the monstergirl. Do you have something in mind, anon?
>>13516810Depends on the girl, probably. Like, we toyed with that polar bear girl idea a little bit not too long ago, and that'd be cool.
>>13516810Bad? No, but I would advice including some sort of backstory. If it's needed, of course.
>>13516810Nah, we had a Tarrasque story once. Never knew how it ended.
>>13516805I feel kind of bad for KC sometimes. It's either two things with a lot of people here. Grimderp that half the thread will bash on because they simply don't like it, but if it isn't it's a hugbox. He can't win.
>>13516810Everyone appreciates non-common MGE girls getting the loev.The problem with non-MGE-girls is that you usually have to go to a lot more trouble describing them and their idiosyncrasies. But if you can be bothered to do it, there's no reason it shouldn't turn out fine.
>>13516823An elephant shrew MG.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCO8fj_DQQo
>>13516832Fuck him, he thinks we're all baka gaijin anyhow.
>>13516832To be fair, he did it to himself.
>>13516806>The only waySurvival shows disagree with you.
>>13516843Aren't we?
>>13516787>have penguin daughteru around 3 years old>every time she gets scared she runs in between your legs>years later bring it up when she brings her boyfriend homeI like to think I would be a good father.
>>13516840Well... I guess that could be interesting. I mean, we have a story about a Komodo dragon girl, so abnormal types aren't really all that out there.
>>13516797>Implying death can stop Muh dick>Implying being shuffled loose from the mortal coil will deny me some sweet daughteru loving
>>13516856No, we are. If only we could be as handsome, well endowed and smart as the nips...That would be sooo cool.
>>13516843Well, I didn't see anything profound that showed he was wrong about that. This issue was present even before his autism and the western community's autism collided.
>>13516843Did KC ever actually visit ANY western country at all?
>>13516861Well, what happens after you die is none of my concern. But you are super dead, for sure.
>>13516856Stop sucking nip dick, it's unsightly.
>>13516865>nips>leaving their glorious utopiaW0t?
>>13516867And?
>>13516865This would require that Nips think any country other than Japan is worthy of their presence.Hawaii doesn't count since they bombed it.
>>13516873And nothing, have fun in the afterlife.
>>13516873You get snatched up by a Will'o Wisp
>>13516867But I'm nothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y
>>13516879I have my daughteru, she can fuck off.>>13516877Why thank you. You're allright anon.
>>13516857>You should have seen the poor dear, scared to death of thunder until she was 12>Whenever the rain kicked up, she'd be latched to my legs like a lead weight>And when there was a rumble, she'd make the cutest little scared scared squawking noise.>DAAAAAD!!!
>>13516883Anon, you've been dead the whole time. Why do you think you're even here?
>>13516893Top tier level dad.Yeah, I'll delete it.
>>13516894Hell really is other people. I wonder if Sartre knew about 4chan somehow, because he pretty much called it.
>>13516875Wonder what Hawaiians think of that.
>>13516913At the very least, he probably went outside a few times.
>>13516916Fuck them, Hawaiians are worse than Natives.
>>13516923Explain further.
>>13516933Hawaiians and Natives have about the same personality, arrogant obnoxious assholes.The only reason I hate Natives more is because they're all over the fucking place bitching and moaning about white people while Hawaiians stay on their shitty Island.
>>13516911I see this guy sitting in a closet, watching his daughter get plowed and judging the husband's technique. If he doesn't meet his standards, he'd burst out and give him pointers.
>>13516829Tarrasque and her husbando confessed their love to one another. They moved and had a daughteru. Happy end. Credits fade.
>>13516947Well yeah, you can't give your daughteru to just any pleb with a penis.
>>13516911oh god imagine the dad jokes you could make with a monster girl daughter
>>13516944To be fair, you are on what used to be their land. If you're gonna take over a place, wipe out the previous occupants completely. I doubt the Chinese bitch at the Mongols.
>>13516954Why not keep her?
>>13516955I am the greatest dad ever made, six dad jokes per minute.More than enough to embarrass anything that moves.
>>13516388>build a monument to an anubis>it's a 260 feet tall stone statue of her pouting angrily over her kingdom, arms folded and cheeks puffed out>it constantly shouts phrases in her proud, booming voice, for all the surrounding desert to hear>KISS MY PAWS>BRUSH MY TAIL>REMEMBER ME>after each phrase, the eyes glow red and shoot out fire>as do the dots on her stomach markings>nobody knows how many workers were lost to the tail, enchanted to grow real fur that occasionally ensnared those who wandered too close
>>13516963No, I want her out of the house. I want my life back, anon.
>>13516967Is there anything in the Anubis profile that encourages this 'tyrannical ruler' stereotyping they have?
>>13516911>Spending the night with your daughter & waifu>Tomorrow is her big day>Despite your heckling & embarrassing, she's finally getting married>The two of you are sitting in the living room, just like old times>She's nervous about tomorrow>Wondering if she made the right decision, whether she'll be a good wife, the whole nine yards>You give her a reassuring hug>We raised you right, sweetie. You're a good girl, and you'll be an amazing wife. And maybe mom soon?>'Dad, not yet... but thanks.'>'And hey, the two of you survived me and your mom. He's a good kid, and the both of you will be able to handle anything.'>Hehehe...Thanks, daddy. I love you.'>She give you a quick kiss on the cheek>A movie comes up on the TV>It's an old one, but one of her favorites. It's been ages since you two saw it together>'Oh, daddy, can we?'>Ahh, hell. Why not?>You settle in, expecting her to snuggle up to you>Instead, she slides down onto the floor & nestles herself into your legs>She looks back up to you with an eager smile on her face. Just like old times.>Heh, even after all these years, you're still my little girl
>>13516981I wasn't ready for the feels.Just... gimme a moment, okay?
>>13516979I guess because they're really bossy towards their husbands and subordinates.
>>13516971And just what can't you do with her around?
>>13516988>bossy wifeHoly shit I would fucking beat the shit out of an Anubis no joke.
>>13516989Anon, I just want to sit in my room, and stare at the wall.It's bad enough that the wife keeps interrupting me with her stupid problems. I will not double that.
>>13516988>Husband, I need you to dust the house, pick up the groceries, whip the slaves and rub my PAWS, all by 4:00 pm>Unzips dickDone. Now make me a sammich.
>>13516995Or you can just not do what she says and watch her spaggheti all over herself.
>>13516995Yeah, god forbid they're not all generic moeblobs right?
>>13516995You'd get your shit pushed in.
>>13516995Or you can not have an Anubis waifu
>>13516995You don't beat up anubi, you beat ushi on is, manticores, dark elves, alps, bubble slimes, baphos, krakens and chimeras. That last is just for being freaky.
>>13516998Easy!>Whip Slaves 1-25 to clean the palace (Not too hard, we don't want any blood on the floor)>Whip Slaves 26-30 to go buy Groceries>Tenderly rub Waifu's PAWS for a few hours>Cuddle all afternoon
>>13516988>Indeed, no matter how rational a monster they are normally, it is the appearance of them drowning in pleasure and seeking nothing but a man that is closest to the monster's fundamental instinct, and this is the monsters' true nature.What a surprise, she's just an dog in woman's clothing. Out to the doghouse with you, I'll fill your foodbowl in a moment.
>>13517001Honest question: If an Anubis had a NEET Husband who was lazy, too frail and weak to do any strong work, and had heart problems preventing him from getting /fit/, and was too indifferent to care about following orders, but still loved her and she loved him, what would she do if he didn't follow her orders and just sat around?
>>13516998How about "No"?
>>13517013>krakensI will beat up anyone who dares to touch an Kraken
>>13517017She's a KC monstergirl, they're all like that.
>>13517017Pretty much every monster has a blurb like that in their bio, or has it implied. Means jack-diddly-shit if you want to make a halfway decent character or story.
You wake up this morning to an anubis knocking on your door. Apparently she was a childhood friend who you used to play with back before she had to move away back to her home country. Now that she's back she claims that when you were little you pinky promised her that you'd marry her and build her a real temple, despite her protests and sour mood her cheeks are flushed red and you can tell her legs are shaking from fear. You have no memory of ever making this promise, and keep in mind that you've already been propositioned this morning by a kikimora asking if you need a maid, a valkyrie asking if you want to go on an adventure, and a shirohebi announcing a vacancy in her temple looking for followers.How do you respond?
>>13517029I'm gonna need more collars and foodbowls, then.
>>13517009>man choosing his waifu>in MGEPick oneThe first one who will take a liking to you will be your waifu, you don't have anything to say in this>>13516995Nope, MAMONO MANA will totally-not-mindbread you into loving her quirks and bossy behavior. You will cream yourself following her orders
>>13517017You'd end up the same way eventually. Everyone forgets that no matter your dynamic you will be just as affected as they will due to the sticking your dick in a bundle of demonic energy.>>13517019She'd probably avoid husbandos like that. Monstergirls aren't picky but they are selective.
>>13517034"Get in line, sweetcheeks".
>>13517019She'd have him carried around by the mummy slaves and ask him to keep logistics and statistics as she bosses around other people.Then when it's night time she'd lovingly sit herself down on his lap and thank him for working so hard before burying him in kisses and taking top so that it's not so rough on him.
>>13517019MAMONO ma a. Not trying to be glib, it's just what would happen. MM fixes your heart, No excuses. Not that you can't still laze around and just fuck her when she gets too bossy.
>>13517034Shiro temple plz
>>13517034She gets a one way ticket to Canada, tell her to make a snow temple there
>>13517034Accept the Kiki.
>>13517028Give it a try nerd. I"'ll make a kebab of you along with your trade ruining wife.
>>13517038>You will cream yourself following her ordersPretty sure the hugbox-clause also says I don't if I don't want to.
>Monstergirls' faces when a portal opens to our world during the dawn of humanity>/fit/ assertive Monstergirls' faces when cavemen picking them up easily and carrying them over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes back to their caves to mate
>>13516810Nah nigga. I write about Slimes and Living Dolls, both of which I rarely see mentioned here.
>>13517034Shirohebi is love.
>>13517025How about you see >>13516988>>13517017
>>13517060
>>13517013>baphosThey're muscle wizards. You can try, but they're the leaders of the lolishit cult for a reason. You have to make them oppai or give them that wonderland cake so they stop being lolis.
>>13517047This sounds like the best solution, a loving bossy Anubis who dotes over you and is extremely protective of you and plans out what you do for the day, making sure it's both of help to her, and not too taxing on you. And then is top while praising you with calm soothing loving words.Fuck yes if more Anubis were like this, the loving caring and controlling type, they'd shoot up my tier list of best Monster Girls.
>>13517043>Everyone forgets that no matter your dynamic you will be just as affected as they will due to the sticking your dick in a bundle of demonic energy.Are you saying I should not dick the monster girl?Because that's not an option.I'll just have to overpower their demonic energy, with my own spirit energy.
>>13517073My answer has yet to change.
>>13517075Yep, cavemen carrying Onis and Dragons just like that in a surprise role reversal.
>>13517034Become a khepri and I might consider letting you be wife #3, after kiki and dark valkyrie.
>>13517060Bet this is old news in /hbg/.
>>13517047>>13517077I need this.
>>13517080>I'll just have to overpower their demonic energy, with my own spirit energy
>>13517080>I'll just have to overpower their demonic energy, with my own spirit energy.Oh this is just too good
>>13517090>Doubting a man's virile powerThis guy.
>>13517083Nah, they carry Kikis while they're carried by Onis
>>13517059No, it says you will love everything about her. If you hated snake/spider parts and found them disgusting, you will literally lick them after non-minbreak
>>13517080You can dick them, but the dicking has consequences. Particularly if you want to be above them. You'll end up being a proper husbando before you know it. Also no, it doesn't work that way. Demonic energy is its own thing and it loves spirit energy. You'll just become a bigger monster lover in the end.
>>13517090>muh invincible monstersAnd you wasted an image for that? For shame.
>>13517034>Kikimora maidI'm not that much of a slob. I can take care of myself>Valkyrie adventurerI enjoy going out, but an adventurer I am not. Plus paladins & paladin-equivalents are a shit>Shiro mikoI don't do too well with religion, and I'm not sure how well I could do the 'simple life' thing... but a shrine of white snake girls...>Anubis friendWhat size of temple are we talking here? You're cute & all, but I don't have much money. If you' get out of hand with this, I'll run off with the snakes right now.
>>13517076Profile says they look for oniichans stronger than themselves.
Would you let you're waifu sever all your sensory nerves?
>>13517095>while they're carried by OnisWhy can't the opposite happen?
>>13517097Not much of a hugbox if only the MG gets what she wants, is it?
>>13517098>>13517093Well, guess it's off to join the Order then.
>>13517082Are you an anubutt?
>>13517109>Men carrying Onis while Dormouses carry themI don't know, anon
>>13517097Funny, the traitors also say that "you" remain the same.Could they have...lied?
>>13517106Of course they do. But that's overall. Like with a sword, magic, strategy, gear.By beat up I assume you mean fisticuffs. That's a terrible way to fight a bapho.
>>13517118Cavemen, Anon, not modern humans. I'm talking about the tall as fuck brutes that munched on bones as if it were gum.
>>13517116No, just a guy who doesn't take orders from women or dogs.
>>13517108What compels you to write stupid shit like this?
>>13517123I take it to mean men that strong exist.
>>13516810so long as you're not ELH with his nigh-autismal shenaniganry and Bollocks/Alp who can't save their own lives to just stick to one bloody concept you'll be fine
>>13517127Then I believe you misunderstood my posts. The husband is telling the anubutt no to confuse her, dicks her to make her submissive, and then HE gets a sandwich. Not that she can't have one too.
>>13517123>not having [Fist] in your quickbar
>>13517099>muh invincible monstersUnless you're talking about headcanon that how it goes, anon.
>>13517140My apologies then.Guess I'll make her one as well...she's pretty when she smiles.
>>13517089>We'll never get this Anubis and just be stuck with spaghetti girls that like LegosI mean I certainly don't hate Lego Anubis but I'd love to see a more controlling Anubis that was still incredibly loving and doting
>>13517145>Forgetting training montagesThis pok gai.
>>13517132I think they do, but they'd be the protagonists in the power levels. Like a handful exist. Otherwise it's a group of adventurers, or someone with a bigger arsenal. It's not like she won't be using spells and some other bullshit either.Baphos are boss characters. If you want to dish justice on them reliably you can't rely on the few monks that aren't shit to come around every time one pops up.
>>13516893>>13516981you guys made water come out of my eyes
>>13517145Um, no?
>>13516178Incest is my fetish, especially with older women, but there's this doujin where a guy and his father go to a shrine and the father gets genderbent into a waifu for him. It made me very uncomfortable. Not even remotely erotic, just weird. Maybe it was the genderbender aspect that turned me off.
>>13517145For you.
>>13517156No problem, anon. Happy to write it.
>People believe that you would be forced to lick you anubis waifu feet she she wanted it.>Implying demonic energy won't change the monster girls themselves to adapt to their husbands preferences.
>>13517145There actually people who believe this?Or are you just pulling our legs?
>>13517154You're the pok gai, pok gai.
>>13517164>No problem, Anon. Your tears keep my hydratedFTFY
>>13517166What if I wanted to lick her feet paws?
>>13517158I need a link to this, mostly for something to put a drinking game to
>>13517166Not this shit again.
>>13517110It's dystopia, not a hugboxIt says something about "your waifu also changing to your tastes" but it's obvious lie. Sabbath lolis will never change into adults because they mindbreak their husbands with pedomorhosis spell, gazer mindbreak with monoeyed love spell, lamias spiders mindbreak to love their parts, pretty sure matango will also mindbreak you to love mushroom if she caught you.They will probably just change their haircolor or style at max>>13517120>listening to traitors
>>13517166>Demonic Energy changes waifu to fit husbando's preferences>Also does the same to him to fit her preferences>Waifu likes an obedient husbando>Husbando dislikes bossy womenOh cool, a loophole.
>>13517173Then do it?
>>13517178>It's dystopiaI agree with you, but if Krusty Crap says we can have what we want, I'll just go ahead and believe him.
>>13517155>Having to be the protagonist>Not being the OP "too cool for your party" character>Not training or some such to be a secret superbiss hiding in plain sightOy vey.
>>13517192Those characters always wield katanas, I hate katanas.
>>13517178>listening to traitorsYeah, imagine my suprise.
>>13517170Nuh uh , I called you one first, get your own insults.
>>13517184Alright fine, I will lick my Anubis' feet and there is nothing any of you can do about it
>>13517120>traitorsThis is cancer. But no, the argument is generally that you'll gain a few fetishes and get hornier but you'll still be you. You'll still like the same shitty movies, prefer chinese food, still have an opinion about XYZ. At least from what I can tell. It doesn't really matter to me at this point. I'd just prefer people who like this aspect of the setting whether they're on the order from a moral standpoint or support the demon lord. I wonder where they went, because most paladinfags nowadays won't even appreciate this aspect of the setting from time to time and only use it as fodder for their 'nu-uh I kill that rape monster!' fantasies.
>on the elementary playground >Suddenly on the ground with the class monster girl bully on top of you>Oh no shes doing it again, it's almost like Chinese water torture>She drools over your face but sucks it back up before it hits>Over and over not knowing when it will hit
>>13517205What if that was my plan all along, and you're just a pawn, furthering my agendas?
>>13517196>AlwaysSomeone needs to play more vidya, and other things than rpgs.
>>13517215But how would you benefit from me licking an Anubis' feet? What agenda would that advance?
>>13517176>Not this shit again.>Implying it isn't anon that monster girls are also affected by demonic energy changes.>>13517182I assume whoever desires it the most or more in control of his demonic energy will win out, or it will change both until there's a balance they both are attracted to.Maybe a combination of both.
>>13517214Joke's on her I have a really weak stomach that was WAY worse when I was younger, so I spew all over her.
>>13517214>She drools over your face but sucks it back up before it hitsWhy the fuck would anyone do that? Just by doing it the first time you'd alredy be slurping cold saliva with a shitton of bacteria from the air stuck in it, not to mention that it's fucking gross.
>>13516810I've done it, nobody noticed. It's fine.
>>13517208One could argue that you're not really the same [you] as you were before, but let's not get into that.Personally, I dislike this part of the setting.
>>13517178>Sabbath lolis will never change into adults because they mindbreak their husbands with pedomorhosis spellYeah, this is the problem right here. Technically DE molds her to your preferences and you to her preferences, so all else being equal you;d get a sort of meet-in-the-middle situation. But then there's monsters that mindbreak your preferences directly, ON TOP OF the normal DE mindwarping, thus short-circuiting those rules.I'm not too butblasted because I like pretty much all MGs already, but I can see where the paladins are coming from with this objection. For anyone who's not an indiscriminate slut like me, it's a raw deal.
>>13517214Kick her in the cunt and don't stop until she gets off of me.
>>13517219Your Anubis waifu's agenda.Because I'm your waifu, Anon.
>>13517219Hah, I'll never tell!...At least not until the 3rd act.
>>13517214FALCON CUNT PUNCH!
>>13517231>I'm not too butblasted because I like pretty much all MGs already>For anyone who's not an indiscriminate slut like meMy brother
>>13517154>TRAINING MONTAGEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y0J_-Mq6Zghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
>>13517214Childhood PTSD acquired
>>13517239Don't you mean, Falcunt Kick?
>>13517222>tfw like to sleep but always tired because of work, Uni and other shit>Work during the day, go to uni during the night>Bat waifu who's only active at night wants me to stay awake so she won't be alone when she wakes up>Demonic Energy changes husbando accordingly>She only goes to sleep when the sun rises>Sleep is now a fait memory of the past for her husbandoI hope she doesn't mind living with a zombie.
>>13517252If you work in an office, she won't even notice.
>>13517252I'm sure the neighbor lich won't mind reviving you after the complete lack of sleep eventually kills you.
>>13517231>Mindbreak on top of DEYou mean shit like nightface jorougumo and bubble slime? Eh, there are simple solutions to those problems. Say what you will about the man, but that nip motherfucker knows how to pander.
>>13517214Who is the monster?
>>13517278Ghoul.
>>13517229I know a lot of you do, but that's part of the fun in it whether it's just for cutesy stuff, fetish stuff, or even the more dystopia interpretations. It's not EMG which a lot of people here should be discussing or looking into if they dislike this so much. It's MGE which includes reverse rape but also ends in cute waifu stuff or if you prefer it's reverse rape which ends in depraved corruption for you, her, or the both of you. Like this is playing MGQ and then getting upset that you got raped in it. You shouldn't be playing MGQ then if you're going to be so put off by that.
>Wanting to be bossed around by your waifu>Not wanting a healthy equal relationship where your strengths and weaknesses compliment each other
>>13517278A Komodo dragon girl.
>>13517282>The dick sucking MGPANIC!
>>13517291Bossy is her strength that compliments my weakness though
>>13517174It was recent. Just search genderbender+incest+english on sadpanda
>>13517297But that's not an equal relationship.
>>13517291>Muh Dom>Muh sub>Muh equal>Muh switchAll sides need to shut the fuck up.
>>13517292Oh damn that make that drool even worse
>>13517290That would be a valid argument, if MGE wasn't a "everyone gets their thing" setting.It's hardly "reverse rape and..." anymore, now is it?
>>13517278WHO IS THE MONSTER AND WHO IS THE MAAAAAAAAAAAANSING THE BELLS, BELLS, BELLS, BELLSBELLS, BELLS, BELLS, BELLSBELLS OF NOTRE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>>13517304True, Freedom is best dom after all.
>>13517312Freedom is overrated
>>13517299I just saw it.What the fucking Christ, Japan.
>>13517290You can like something without liking all of it.
>>13517315Communist detected! Probability of affecting mission outcome: 0%
I want to fuck a mildly tsundere MG.
>>13517321Liberty Prime please go. You're just a talking head now.
>Dom relationship>Sub relationship>Not physically becoming the intangible abstract concept of a relationship with you're waifu
>>13517322Am I the only one who thinks her face makes her look like a rat?
>>13517304So being single is the best status for a man in a monstergirl universe? God dammit, do I have to go innawoods again?
>>13517324Pretty insults are a sign of communistic degeneracy.
>>13517324death is a preferable alternative to communism
>>13517303I'm lazy and suffer from motivation problems and can't handle doing things on my own. I like when I'm told what to do, it's easier for me. Having a bossy girl tell me what to do and how to do it would be wonderful.
>>13517324Fuck you man.
>>13517327Must be the nose and the angle.
>>13517328According to that guy, yeah. Apparently it's not okay to be in a relationship.
>>13517321Get out, you bucket of bolts.>>13517322>tsundereIt's shit, but more power to you, I guess, friend.
>>13517332>*pettySpelling malfunction detected.
>>13517332>>13517333>>13517336Mata Nui > Liberty Prime any day.Do you guys think he'll be back in F4?
>>13517235>>13517237This just makes me more curious. And makes me want to lick the Anubis feet even more.
I want to have spider silk clothes
>>13517326Stop doing LSD in front of the kids! The last time you went on one of your rants, I had to take the yeti to the hospital to get rehydrated because she got the brilliant idea to get in the dryer to "spin her nexus and become one with the universe". You ass.
>>13517322I want to fuck the tsundere out of a MG.
>>13517322>>13517337>Tramp stamp>Navel piercingNot even with somebody else's dick.
>>13517278>Being bullied on the mg playground>Wolfgirls carry you off to the far corners and lick you like a popsicle stick until they're red in the face and their legs are shaking>Dullahan sticks her head down your shirt and refuses to let go until you promise to play with her later>Lamias keep coiling around your arms and squeezing until your skin is marked and red>Onis just bully you like regular girls but more erotically>Anubis forces you to play in the sandbox with her and orders her mummies to keep you still>Lich wants to play doctor but only if you take your clothes off>Kikimora throws mud on your shirt and then offers to clean it up>Harpy scratches the shit out of you while trying to pick you up>Catgirl enters heat for the first time and keeps rubbing her crotch on you while playing freezetag>Omuukade won't stop bugging you to help her build a cave alongside her friend wurm>Spidergirls keep trying to carry you up into their treehouses made of silk and won't put you down>Centaurs offer to give you a ride but then won't slow down to let you unmount>cyclops won't stop telling the teacher that you're bullying her despite not even knowing her.>Krakens are already bully central>The only girl who asks what you want to do is the kitsune, and she's probably just planning on raping you when you go to her houseBeing a human boy is suffering.
>>13517348I shall rub my hands together in a villainous fashion while you do.
>>13517355I wanna fuck the Tsundere into a MG
>>13517344Is F4 even in development/announced?
>>13517358I just wanna hang out with the Wurm. Literally the anti-bully.
>>13516756Are we talking about X-Men? Or has he done it in other stuff too?
>>13517344Iron Giant > all.Are you asking if Liberty Prime will be back in fallout 4? Because no, he literally got blown up by an orbital bombardment, even if the brotherhood could repair him, which they more than likely can't, I doubt he'd show up wherever they're setting the new game.
>>13517358>Wolfgirls carry you off to the far corners and lick you like a popsicle stick until they're red in the face and their legs are shaking>Dullahan sticks her head down your shirt and refuses to let go until you promise to play with her later>Lich wants to play doctor but only if you take your clothes off>Kikimora throws mud on your shirt and then offers to clean it up>Catgirl enters heat for the first time and keeps rubbing her crotch on you while playing freezetagOh man. Too good. Playing Doctor with a Lich sounds fun.
>>13517358Look at all these shit-kids.
>>13517358I assume the boy has harem MC tier obliviousness
>>13517337I like that MGs that dress whorish are in fact whorish. No one gets mad at being ogled and they really are asking for it.
>>13517358I can't see the bullying there
>>13517358Sounds like fucking hell for a kid.Hell, I don't want to be bullied by little girls either, but I guess some of you faggots are into vampire lolis sticking things down your cock.
>>13517358>Kikimora throws mud on your shirt and then offers to clean it upWhat a sneak
>>13517373 slow west. it's really good.
>>13517344I want the Order to have their own Liberty Prime.
>>13517309But the corruption stuff is a big part of it. And even the reverse rape stuff is still the default way things are presented. In fact it's how a lot of the things start out in his profiles, doesn't mean you wouldn't get what you wanted in these scenarios eventually.I consider a lot of this traitor thing / neo-paladins cancer mainly because before people were still constrained with the nature of the setting so we got interesting ideas from all sides rather than shouting each other out over what is shit/valid and what isn't. It's seriously no fun to read or watch. And even then, I don't see why you would even like MGE if you weren't willing to deal with those things on some level. It's just really dumb to call something traitors or bait when people are enjoying or advocating the major parts of the setting instead of bypassing it entirely.
>>13517328>>13517338That's not what I said at all.
>>13517358These don't really sound that severe to be honest. My dick appreciates them though.
>>13517393Purity Prime?
>>13517358That's a bitch, not a boy.
>>13517383>MGsYou mean women. Most MGs are pretty whorish and into being ogled until they get a husband.
>>13517395But all traitor posting is bait, meant to make the pallys sperg.> I don't see why you would even like MGE if you weren't willing to deal with those things on some levelAs for that, see >>13517317
I've been messing around with a guy working in a monster girl office (along with other humans). anyone interested?
>>13517358>Dullahan sticks her head down your shirt and refuses to let go until you promise to play with her later>Kikimora throws mud on your shirt and then offers to clean it up>Spidergirls keep trying to carry you up into their treehouses made of silk and won't put you down>The only girl who asks what you want to do is the kitsune, and she's probably just planning on raping you when you go to her houseI fail to see the problem.
>>13517406bad anon. bad
>>13517403>death is a preferable alternative to corruptionI like it.
>>13516967I doubt that I could build it as big as Bender's, but I'll try my best.>>13516979Not really. It just amuses some people. Generally, I just picture them as gals who really have it together.And have it goin' on too, hot damn.>>13516995>>13517017You're awful people.>>13517015I like how you think.>>13517019I tend to think they'd be like Kikimora, whipping them (Not literally) Okay maybe literally into shape. It's honestly part of what I find so attractive about them.
>>13517420Well it's mostly true.A woman would get angry if you thought she was a whore while dressing like that, while a MG would just get wet.
>>13517358This is making more irritated than usual. Just double lariat everyone and never go to that playground again.
>>13517412>Kitsune raping a child who isn't even close to puberty.>I fail to see the problem.Of course you don't. Why would you?
>>13517410How do you define traitorposting? If it's something like smugccubus or smug Lilim or talking bad about humanity then I can see it. Otherwise, no. That's just people disliking what others like. I'm also just wondering what there's to like in MGE without those things over another monster girl setting. Besides the art.
>>13517047>>13517077Not an ideal scenario personally, but more power to anons who enjoy it.
>>13517431>double lariat everyoneWell, the kid had to learn to summon the mega powers someday I suppose.
>>13517427There's is literally nothing wrong in wanting to make your waifu into your dog.
So lets say the Order wins and the current Demon Lord is killed. What happens next?
>>13517034>Anubis Childhood FriendLemme get my masonry tools and get to work.Unless she'd prefer I go get her a proper engagement ring first, and then start work on the temple. Whichever.
>>13517436>If it's something like smugccubus or smug Lilim or talking bad about humanity then I can see itLiterally 90% of traitor posts.>Besides the artFor me? Nothing, but it is a big staple in /mgg/, so I'll just have to make the best of it.
>>13517158Would you prefer a doujin where a shota-looking college guy is overheard by his mother fapping angrily over the fact that no Soapland believes he's of-age so he can't get his dick wet?And when she goes to her friend, their CC Ex-Soap Queen neighbour, they wind up conspiring and create a private 2-Girl Soapland and immediately dick the soneru?
>>13517435Did you fail to read the part where everyone is the same age?
>>13517428I though you were saying that women who dress whorish ARE whorish. You now said what I was getting at, MGs would like it, and there'd be no bitching about getting raped.
>>13517444Monsters are killed off, and Paladins overrun the joint with shitty human women.It's a game over for people who come to the threads in a way.
>>13517444Massive lilim war to decide her successor. You thought things were bad now? Entire countries will be reduced to orgy pits in the wake of their in-fighting to claim the throne. Not even the Order will be able to contain the rampant raping.
>>13517444A lilim takes over, but if you can take down the Demon Lord you can kill them eventually too.After that? The Chief God wins.No more monstergirls, and humans have to fight ugly monsters forever.
>>13517444All monsters revert to their previous selves and start killing every human they see, including their own husbands.It would be human genocide on a global scale.>>13517463That's not how the system works, dummy.
>>13517444She gets replaced by her strongest daughter
>>13517444Nothing changes unless all lilim are killed as well.
>>13517442There's nothing wrong in wanting to be a dog for your waifu
>>13517461Watch the one Dave Chappelle scene and you'll understand how a lot of people feel about the whole thing.
>>13517358>Wolfgirls carry you off to the far corners and lick you like a popsicle stick until they're red in the face and their legs are shaking>Anubis forces you to play in the sandbox with her and orders her mummies to keep you still>Lich wants to play doctor but only if you take your clothes off>Catgirl enters heat for the first time and keeps rubbing her crotch on you while playing freezetagThese all sound lovely.
>>13517421>Shoots holy lasers out of its eyes that transformed mosterized human women back into normal humans>Throws purifying mini-nukes like as if they were footballs>purifying nukes revert corrupted Demon Realms back into normal landscapes again>Nukes also make Monstergirls stop wanting to rape men all the time>Dragon girl flies up to his face tries to punch it>Makes a dent in its armor>OBSTRUCTION DETECTED>COMPOSITION: VARIOUS GASSES SUPPLEMENTED BY HIGH QUANTITY OF WATER>PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE>ZERO PERCENT>Flicks the Dragon away with his finger
>>13517442>>13517472There is nothing wrong with both of those things not being wrong.
>>13517442Maybe as a brief bit of erotic play...>>13517472Also true, but still, see above.
>>13517358Where is the human girl?
>>13517474I know what you're talking about, but it's been a while since I've seen it.
>>13517481This pleases me, thank you so much anon.
>>13517481>>13517492>COMPOSITION: VARIOUS GASSES SUPPLEMENTED BY HIGH QUANTITY OF WATERAnd living cells, durable scales and high body temperature. Forgot about those.
>>13517456>It's ok to rape someone as long as you're the same age.Who the fuck cares if there were born on the same day? Monsters become sexually active much more sooner than humans so the age argument is completely invalid; you will still scar the child for fucking life, I don't care how many tails you tell me you have.
>>13517486Who cares?
>>13517494Well, no need to clog the memory with useless information.
>>13517481Purity Prime best robot
>>13517486Paladin-chan was homeschooled from kindergarten by her very racist parents. She only ever say monstergirsl playing outside from the window while she was forced to stay in and recite old order poetry. This curiousity turned to spite and soon thereafter hatred as she came to be jealous of their freedom to play and rape.
>One day after Halloween>Wyvern daughteru still wears her costume and refuses to take it off>Tell her it's time to take off her costume and mask>"Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask!">I tell her if she takes if off I'll buy her a Papa Murphy's pizza>She rips the mask apart and tears the costume off before running to the car>Not only does she somehow open the door, she manages to close it and buckle herself in
>>13517481>This happens>Dragon gets pissed>Turns back into a regular Dragon>Melts the robot with her fire breathTry again paladinfags.
>>13517495Nah, this is an /ss/ hentai story. Meaning it just leads to sexy times. If it were realistic there wouldn't be fox girls to begin with.
>>13517509>Stop having fun! Monstergirls must win everytime!Oh, it's you again.
>>13517495>you will still scar the child for fucking lifeDid you also miss the part where the person in question is the reader?Captcha, a judge's gavel is not food.
>>13517481>"Voice module online. Audio functionality test initialized. Designation: Purity Prime. Mission: the liberation of Lescatie."
>>13517516I could replace Monstergirls with Paladins and it would be just as applicable to you.
>>13517504no wonder paladin-chan hates monsters so much>>13517502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TGPhVC0AE
>>13517509>Dragon breath melting aggregated diamond nanorod imperviumThat's hilarious.
>>13517481Is purity Prime a QT golem?
>>13517532>Your imaginary thing beating my imaginary thing
>>13517509Yes yes, we know...No fun.
>>13517525I didn't even exaggerate on Purity Prime's power, he doesn't even kill anyone. You just went full "hurr dragon melt it down now you have nothing again"Besides, steel doesn't melt to fire as fast as you think. AlsoMANKIND WILL NEVER FALL TO MONSTERGIRL INVASION
>>13517516Nah, this one is just a dragonslut.
>>13517536Yes, because mine's better.
>>13517358>Take them off>What?>I'm the doctor & you're my patient, right? I need to give you a proper examination.>Now take. Them. Off.>You quietly remove your shirt & pants>You shiver in the chair as she prods at various body parts>She pinches your arm>Ow!>Response to pain is normal>Pulls out your arm, feeling your pulse>Your arm is caught between her already-ample cleavage>Pulse seems a bit erratic>She leans into your back. 'Breathe in.'>What?>She clocks you on the head. 'Shut up and breathe in.'>You do as your told.>You can feel her breasts pushing into you as she listens>You try to keep your breathing normal, but can't>Your breaths sound labored. Are you okay?>Uhh->Oh my. You seem to be having a reaction to the examination.>Crap, she noticed>That's no good. I better hurry to relieve the problem~
>>13517539I didn't even exaggerate on Dragon MG's power, she doesn't even kill anyone. You just went full "hurr robot too strong for even strongest monstergirls to even slow down a little now order will easily beat everything"Besides, dragonfire isn't regular fire. AlsoMONSTERGIRLS WILL NEVER FALL TO PUNY PALADINSI hope you realize how silly this argument is now.
>>13517525Yeah, because "muh invincible humans" is totally a thing.
>>13517539Well a Dragon's fire isn't really a regular fire to begin with, but that's going off topic a bit.But honestly, you show a man waifu losing to something and expect them NOT to get rustled over it?
>>13517551>Implying it's not.
>>13517545Yours doesn't exist.>>13517551With all the whining and bitching that happens in these threads any time anyone suggests monsters can beat humans, you better believe it is.
>>13517515>It's a fantasy setting so it's ok for the characters to act unrealistically.I get that it's just a fetish green, but don't that to pull that bullshit on me.>>13517520You're not making any sense.I know you're supposed to self insert as the guy, but that still doesn't make sense.
>>13517549Oppai loli lich? Sublime.
>>13517559I'm pretty sure we would've all noticed if it was.
>>13517455I already read that. And fapped.
>>13517549Yes. I like this, very much.
>>13517560And dragons do?
>>13517551>Implying muh invincible humans isn't a thing in greentext stories, /tg/ stories AND popular media.I love HFY and I think you're full of shit.
>>13517554I know right? This argument is getting hilarious. But seriously, the "Melts the robot with her fire breath" move really was a no fun instant win move.>>13517554What if Purity Prime has a blessed mamono mana-retardant coat of armor?
>>13517573No they don't. Which is why trying to start an argument about this stuff is silly.
>>13517551It totally is. Anytime someone has a monster winning some anons need to express how they wouldn't lose or express anger. It's really annoying.
>>13517560>whining and bitching that happens in these threads any time anyone suggests monsters can beat humansThis is just like the femdom/maledom situation.Don't pretend both sides are equal in force and numbers.
>>13517561>You're not making any senseWhy would potential scarring matter when the person in question is willingly putting themselves in a situation to obtain the described outcome.It makes no sense to worry about potential harm to a person's psyche when they wholly understand and willingly embrace their fate, taking strides to make sure that what happens happens.
>>13517358What kind of games would the Dullahan be interested in?
>>13517561It's not just a fantasy setting. It's a porn fantasy setting. Don't even try to say characters act realistically in porn or smut.
>>13517574Not in here it isn't.
What monster girl do you think you'd most likely attract. Me being a boring beta nobody wouldn't attract any, except for a Lamia, because I'm freaking terrified of snakes.
>>13517549I'd have preferred DFC, but it rises anyway.I'll take whatever the doctor recommends for relief.
>>13517586sword sparring and peeking up other girl's skirts using her head like a bowling ball.
>>13517577>HilariousGives me a headache more than anything. And it wouldn't really need to use fire breath, unless it was a Wyvern, since a Dragon in it's regular form would be physically strong enough to smash him.To stay in theme, you do know Purity Prime will be obliterated with an orbital strike, right?
>>13517577Meant to quote >>13517550 on my first sentence.
>>13517561Would you be scarred by having sexy times when you were a child with a girl the same age? Did you never actually do that? Hasn't everybody at least played doctor as a kid?
>>13517577Just roll with it. The whole thing is silly. If it really rustles you, make another greentext, like>Order learns from their mistakes>Makes Purity Prime 2.0>Looks exactly the same>Encounters Dragon again>She transforms>Purity Prime reveals it's upgrade consists of a giant fire extinguisher>Sprays Dragon out of the sky
>>13517551It is.
>>13517593>What monster girl do you think you'd most likely attract.None.
>>13517581Nobody in here has ever suggested that humans are always stronger and should always win by default.
>>13517593Hopefully a crow tengu, but that's a long shot.
>>13517581>>13517574>>13517560I hope you're funposting. MG beats guy and no one bats an eye. Guy beats MG and he had to train for thirty years beforehand for that chance encounter, and he probably won because of some external circumstance. Come the fuck on.
>>13517609Yeah, no one has ever said humans should always win. Instead, people have shown by whining and complaining that humans should never lose.
>>13517596>Lich>DFCHave you seen those things? She was probably that one girl who had a C cup by the 6th grade.
>>13517411I guess no, glad to see that I don't need to write anything.
>>13517593What Monster Girls would want a wimpy beta that was afraid of their species?
>>13517599In the game, maybe.>Implying MGs have orbital artillery>>13517604>Purity Prime's first oppononent is a Dragon girl>He does his job, shit happens>They're now stuck fighting each other for hours on end>Both the Order and the Monsters alike just watch, unsure of what's going on
>>13517593Bapho, no doubt.She's getting a wonderland cake and Holst milk
>>13517614So you admit they're not the same?That's all I needed to hear.
>>13517593OmukadeI'll just neglect cleaning so long that one will eventually make itself at home underneath the mountains of documents and clothes.We'll meet by chance when I wake up at night to find her going through my garbage for scraps to eat.
>>13517597sounds bro as fuck
>>13517593Zero.
>>13517612Are you serious? No one complained about Purity Prime at all. Then one person posted a scenario where it loses and the thread fucking explodes with people claiming bullshit. Get over yourself.
>>13517593I don't know, I would be too busy with other matters to give a shit about romantic life.
>>13517593In all likelihood, a large mouse. They are the most common after all...I'll be alright as long as none of my cats go full cait sith on me. Then again, maybe I'll get lucky and land a Living Doll
>>13517620>>Implying MGs have orbital artilleryI'd say any high tier magician could easily pull something off with a satellite familiar, but that would just result in a long series of us pulling things out of our asses to top the other.
>>13517630And none of that has anything to do with humans.Are you even paying attention?
>>13517617Don't ask. Either do it and post it, or don't. Asking isn't a good idea for a few different reasons.
>>13517630I said guy, not talking about purity prime at all.
>>13517622They are the same, that's the irony of the post. That is the entire point of what I posted. I'm sorry that you read what you want to read and not what I said.
>>13517637>that would just result in a long series of us pulling things out of our asses to top the otherSo we must balance it. I don't want Purity Prime to be driven into the ground.
>>13517625>Neglect cleaningEnjoy your Beelzebub swarm.
>>13517643Yep. This. It's like asking if someone is reading a greentext you're writing, shit don't make sense since with all the people around there are inevitably people reading.
>>13517584Because it's unrealistic for a regular pre-pubecent kid to act that way.You can fap an self insert to it all you want, but don't say that it's realistic.>>13517587I already said I know it's just fapfic.>>13517603>Would you be scarred by having sexy times when you were a child with a girl the same age?Did you played doctor with a girl at playground-age and considered it 'sexy times'?Who's talking about playing doctor in here, anyway?It's about people saying that pre-pubescent kids get off from being bullied and raped by girls(or anyone) their same (or any) age.
>>13517647So let's make it strong, but not too strong, and probably give it a serious power issue that would mean it can't run very long.Or just literally drive it into the ground in a comical fashion.
>>13517645>one is treated as canon, and is propagated by 90% of the thread>the other is a few people complaining about always losingYep, totally the same.
>>13517593Taking my location into account, a lizardgirl is the likeliest candidate.
Would you wear clothes made out of your waifu's silk/molts/shedding/stuff that comes off naturally
>>13517660I'd wear my waifu's clothes!
>>13517660Yes.
>>13517660>Dragon scale armor/clothingWouldn't be the most comfortable thing, but at least I'd be protected.
>>13517657Well, it's already doesn't use lethal weaponry. He doesn't kill MGs, he just purifies shit he's told to purify, hence his name.
>>13517660>Not exchanging body parts with your waifu as you please.
>>13517660how would this work for a slime?
>>13517666>Purify>666Anyway, he's just basically a cleaning robot meant to take a serious beating while purifying up certain areas?
>>13517656>don't say that it's realisticPlease point out where I said monster girls and any scenario that involved them were realistic, I would love to see that.
>>13517660sheep girl wool everything
>>13517671You wear your waifu.
>>13517593>Most likely to attractHuh. I'm not sure. I live down the road from a cemetery, so maybe I would get lucky that way, but if we are talking attract in the normal sense, who knows. Probably none. Although, I've had people tell me I'm really warm, so I guess how warm my body is would be nice for some.>>13517660Nothing really comes off of her, but if I had one that did lose stuff I would.
>>13517675A giant robot who walks around tanks damage at any kind (even from the strongest MGs) only to purify specific things when Demonic Energy starts to get a bit too crazy and out control in order to maintain balance so the crazy ass monster magic won't engulf the entire world, which happens often.In short, an immediate retaliation device used to nullify the excess of Mamono Mana so shit won't get out of hand.He also gets in a programming loop when he sees a purified paladin Monstergirls, switching between BOMB IT WITH HOLY BOMBS MODE and Neutral Mode, and ends up just glaring at them whenever they're around him?
>>13517660>Arachne silk clothesWould totally rock a stylish silk suit>Animal furMaybe knit it into a a hat or some sort of accessory, but otherwise, probably no>Harpy feathersSame as fur>reptile sheddings No. That's gross. Plus it wouldn't be very practical for clothing, way too fragile. As for Dragon scales, good luck making those into anything.
Dullahan childhood friend spying on you with her detachable head
>>13517671She gives you a blob of herself to use as a living onahole, fitted to a special pair of boxers for discretion.
>>13517698>spying on you with her detachable headOh yes, that sounds great. Detachable head too good.
>>13517698Dullahan watching you masturbate
>>13517696>Even from the strongestHow about against them his tanking capabilities aren't as effective, but still there? Making higher tiered monsters still something that Prime should not be around for too long or else his HP will deplete.
>>13517593None.
>>13517696Jesus Christ all those gramatical errors. I need to fucking sleep.>>13517706Can the same rule apply to the monsters? Can't have anyone godmodin' in this, right?
>>13517660I dunno. I think men look weird in feathers.
>>13517712>Can the same rule apply to the monsters?What exactly do you mean, and to what extent?
>>13517660But she's a vampire.
>>13517704>>13517705what about the body?
>>13517656>Because it's unrealistic for a regular pre-pubecent kidChildren have a stage in early development, usually around 4-7, where they have an intense interest in sexual things. It goes away after a while and comes back when they hit puberty.>Did you played doctorPlaying doctor, in my experience, involves inspecting and/or touching each-others genitals. I did it several times with girls around the same age, usually friends of the family or relatives, in the early grade-school age range. Everybody I've talked to about it has had similar experiences.>BulliedThere's no actual bullying going on in that greentext, except for maybe 1 or two lines. It's 'bullying', the sort of normal schoolyard stuff dumb kids do to the other kids they like. The girl this started with was the kitsune, and all we know about her is that she asks you what you want to do.>The only girl who asks what you want to do is the kitsune, and she's probably just planning on raping you when you go to her houseThe whole greentext is a parody with a dense protagonist misinterpreting the girls flirting with him as bullying him. The bit at the end is probably just him assuming the worst again when she just wants to play vidya.Just for the record, I didn't write it, so I could be totally wrong, but I'm going to assume otherwise until the guy that wrote it corrects me.
>>13517717If he detects a monster being too much of a hindrance in his operations, he just flicks them away with his fingers until they give up trying to take on him?Let's discuss this further tomorrow, I gotta get going now.
>>13517716If Doflamingo can pull it off, you can pull it off.
>>13517720The body's three rooms over, masturbating while her head watches you
>>13517720She masturbating in her room
>>13517720>Dullahan waifu has a cuckold fetish>Detaches her head and watches you fuck her body pretending it's another woman.Hilarious.
>>13517720You know damn well what the body is doing.
>>13517735>it's actually the body of another Dullahan>you really are NTRing her
>>13517735>cuckold fetishfucking cuckqueens, I hate cuckholding be it male or female. But since it is her body that is preferable
>>13517728>flicks them awayThat would work for most monsters, but the higher end ones might be capable of shrugging it off or outright not even notice it. A high level mage could be capable of using a magic barrier that nullifies physical attack or force.Eh, sure.
>>13517716>Not wanting to rock a bitchin' headdress made from your girlfriend's feathers.Step it up, son.
>>13517738Running into walls because she has no eyes?
>>13517593An Akaname or Kikimora maybebut I'll put my bet down for None.
>>13517720>>13517698would be embarrassing if she got caughtblowjob "punishment"
>>13517593A Devil Bug or something like that.
>>13517752Yes. Exactly. Like I said, you knew damn well what she was doing.
What would you do if you found out your waifu was a legit cuckquean?What if you found out your daughteru had a hardcore cuckquean fetish and shitposted about cucking on 4chan?
Does your waifu know how to handle some meat?
>>13517615>Implying all Liches are the same physically>Implying Liches wouldn't continually seek scientific progress>Implying they wouldn't join the premiere Monster Girl Research Group to use their resources, the Sabbath>Implying they wouldn't be lolified upon membership>Implying DFC Liches aren't the norm, and ones with bustier chests the more unusual
>>13517765I get to fuck other monsters what exactly is the problem here?
>>13517660This might not be such a good idea.>wear a suit made of kiki feathers, looks dapper as fuck, but it gives you OCD level urges to clean>wear oomukade molt, irregular changes from depression to mania, obsess over things>wear werewolf pelt>no, I don't mean it being skinned from a wolfgirl, anyway>get urges to eat raw meat and get some explosive diahrrea or worms, from eating itAnd so forth.
>>13517676I never said you did. I said you shouldn't.>>13517723That makes sense I guess, though I don't remember having any of these urges at such age.
>>13517773None, if that's your thing.
>>13517765Hope she is a dullahan so I can just a fake head and put it on her body to satisfy her fetish if daughteru I would feel like I failed
>>13517777nice quads
>>13517767I know that oni knows how to handle some man-meat.
>>13517765Go out to the bar with her and let her pick out the Monster
>>13517752I thought the bodies had some sort of ethereal awareness and their own sort of semi-consciousness for when the head isn't directing them. They can sort of sense what's around and navigate/act if they get too far away from their head.
>>13517791>She pics out a properWhat do?
>>13517796purge it
>>13517796*roper
>>13517765I don't care, I won't fuck another woman.
>>13517767What the fuck is wrong with her foot
>>13517770Fuck the Sabbath. I like my women full-grown, curvacious, and slightly plump.
>all these people letting their daughteru shitpost
>>13517796Well fuck it and have her watch. Then leave with Waifu and go home and cuddle
>>13517765Fuck that stupid idea out of her head. IF it's my daughter, tell her cucks are shit and will never get a man or keep their Wii Us
>>13517807>implying I'm not whispering things to her to shitpost about
>>13517812Like father like daughterIs she also a cheshire?
>>13517809>Actually fucking a roperwhats wrong with you why would you bring MORE of those shit things into the world?
>>13517793ehh probably I was more making a joke
>>13517805Yes.
>>13517817If my waifu picked her then I would go along with it
>>13517809>you are in fact the first man to touch her and she follows you homeWhat do?
I want to shoot a werebat in front of her father and paralyze her from the waist down!
>>13517817That's his wife's fetish. She gets hot knowing that her husband would rather impregnate a disgusting thing like that rather then her.
>>13517824Guess we got a partner for the cuck triangle
>>13517814God no.Although, dat ass might convince me to sire a few shit eating grin cats.
>>13517827You won't get away with this you jerkish jester. You clown prince of crime.
>>13517829Damn that is harsh, the husband and wife would cuddle after he is done with the slut right?
>>13517842________________No
>>13517842Yes, then he adopts the roper baby and makes his wife raise it with him.
>>13517832Huh. Good on you.>Over time, you all get to know each other, but this leads to waifu #1 to not feel cucked over time>She insists on you sleeping with other MGs, but make it a point to not waifu any more>After, you get some possessive roper waifu sex to "clean" the other girls off of youIs this awesome y/n?
>>13517776>I don't remember having any of these urgesYou might just not remember it. If you never got a chance to act on them it wouldn't stick out in your mind. I don't remember much from when I was that young, the sexual stuff is a strong memory because I was a little perv and I really liked it.I do remember my sister masturbating to the romantic parts of Disney movies when she was 7 though. I remember her saying something like the prince made her tickle down there. I know I'm not making that up because at a family dinner a few years ago my dad told a story about it. She's close to 30 now, and her husband was there and everything. It was great.
>>13517850Well considering its a fucking roper that ends up as waifu #2 im gonna say no
>>13517848Fuck well outside of sex the tow have a normal relationship>>13517849More like the wife forces him to adopt it>>13517850In the end it works our for everyone so yes
>>13517855Why the fuck would your father tell that story?
>>13517593Devil Bug/Akaname/Kikimora/Beelzebub until I alp, then it's back to being left alone and shitposting again
>>13517864You'd become an anon's waifu or something. Maybe that Alp senpai guy.
>>13517861Not him, but it depends on your family and culture. My grandparents were like that because they were old and didn't give a shit anymore.
>>13517856I've been part of the "burn toppers on sight" bandwagon for a long time, but for whatever reason I ended up at their page, updated, and they don't seem as repellent now.
>>13517872Are you telling me your grandparents would regale everyone on the dinner table with tales of their sexual escapades?
>>13517861That's kind of his thing, he has embarrassed all of us over the years. Besides, this is a big Italian-American family. That kind of story is par for the course. I'm sure it wasn't the worst one that night.I'm just glad he only has 1 good one to use on me.
if you had twin dullahan waifus could you swap the heads with the bodies?
>>13517882I know my sister was conceived in a shower at a hunting lodge in the mountains, and I know my brother my conceived on Valentines day. So take a guess.
>You get back from a long day of work to find her in your kitchen>She's prepared a traditional english meal and bows politely when you enter>"My dear hunter, has your hunt gone well tonight?" She asks with a robotic tone and a foreign accent as she approaches youHow do you react?
>>13517882If someone asked they probably would. But no it'd just be any gross or inappropriate shit out of nowhere. Or something about how my dad got caught fapping when he was young or something. They're not describing smut here, I'm assuming the other anon has a similar case. Just a summary of what they did, enough to get the point across or embarrass someone. We're not among strangers anyway.
>>13517883>ItalianThat makes sense.
>>13517895Holy shit.
>>13517897Freak the fuck out, it's a doll that moves and talks.
>>13517892no but it would be funny
>>13517879A lot of monstergirls are like that, hell most of them are nowhere near as bad before the update it's just people who don't pay attention or add things that aren't there.I still think Roper is pretty bad as far as MGE goes though. At least if she keeps attacking others after you hook up.
>>13517897Act like I'm just seeing things due to lack of sleep and go straight to bed
>>13517897Cut my fucking throat out. I ain't staying in CthulhuWorld.
>>13517897Tell here that the hunt was uneventful. What's the worst that could happen?
You've been on an action/horror movie binge, some you've seen, some you haven't. You have a habit of quoting lines from the ones you know well. While out on errands or whatever, you quote a line from Blade 2, about hating vampires, just as a vampire girls walks by you, how does she react? What do you do?
>>13517897Yep, I did my time and got back home in one piece. That's good enough for me.I don't know how I'd break it to her that my life isn't nearly as glamorous as a monster hunter's. Or that I didn't play Bloodborne.
>>13517805To each their own.Personally, while I love the Sabbath and their mission, my absolute preference would be just a petite woman, small height, flat or small chest, with nice child-berthing hips, and the ass and thighs to match.
>>13516680It's coming. I got finals and shit to take care off.
>>13517939finals are a bitch, best of luck.
>>13517918>Attacking others after you hook upNo? I mean, I don't think. But they ARE parasites...
>>13517934>Sabbath MG with hipsYou're out of luck there.
>>13517934>Smaller girl with a nice bootyI can respect this.
any stories about a monster getting humanized and having to learn to live with her new body?
>>13517932Do you have a ps4? Cause I see no reason to skip it then.
>>13517967That's disgusting.
>>13517970it can have a happy? ending where she turns back but now relearn her body
What's up guys. Haven't been here in a week, anything important I've missed?
>>13517967How the fuck would that work with a spider? would she lose her back 6 legs and her front 2 turn into human?
>>13517993-steven universe generals were banned since the series is on hiatus-rick and morty is still goat
>>13517967>>13517976A monster girl with delusions of grandeur gets turned into a human, learns to not be a cunt. There.>>13517996It would be extremely painful.
>>13518003Joke's on you, I used to be a /co/ regular.And both of those are great news.
>>13517996Fuck that sound horrible I would comfort that spidergirl
>>13517996The question is, how fast is the transformation? If it's something that happens in like an hour or two, I could see any sort of 'torso-on-animal' just having the animal part fall away & the closest two legs transform into normal legs.For a long period transformation, I think an Arachne would just lose one pair of legs at a time as the abdomen shrinks. Eventually she'd just have one pair of bug eyes & a single pair of semi-human spider legs with a small abdomen.
>>13517926What, you do't want to be reborn as a baby Eldritch monster?
>>13517996sort of like how electric adapters workher monster half would plug into the lower half of a humankind of like a big pair of human pants
>>13518024Oh man a fast one would hurt like hell but the slow is more insidious
>>13518033It's more of any potential waifu isn't worth seeing butt-face space spider-squids, zombie werewolves, Mother Brains that explode your blood, Nito-in-a-Boxes, whatever the hell Amygdala is, and whatever other horrors crawled out of Lovecraft's anus in that game.But yes, I would also prefer not to be a space squid slug baby.
>>13517996Monster girls all across the land fear of Rapid Humanization Disease
>>13518034This looks so dumb but I can't stop giggling.
>>13518056>Cramped coffins>Amygdalas>Winter bellsFUCK ALL THESE THINGS.
What would the Wonderland version of your waifu be like?
>>13518034I just went to the wiki and hit random page and tried to make a human
>>13518113Not very smart, thinks reading is for nerds.
>>13518056>Nito-in-a-BoxGod fuck those things.They look freaky as fuck and stun-lock you like no tomorrow.
>>13518113Most likely the Dodo. Don't exactly know what a Kiki could be corrupted into in Wonderland, but as long as it's not a lizard with a ladder.
>>13518113like this
>>13517996>>13517996Imagine the transformation from district 9>She wakes up one day not feeling too good.>Her eyes beside her main two are all pale and her lower body is twitching uncontrollably>Tells you that she'll call in sick and that you should just go to work yourself>Half way through the day she calls you begging you to return>You race home through the city as fast as you can>when you get there you find her curled in bed grabbing her arm as if it were broken>She shows you how the chitin is slowly peeling off her fingers, revealing bloody human skin underneath quickly forming>After a few hours her secondary eyes begin to dissolve entirely. She can't even see through them and becomes disoriented as the nerves die off>You try to wash one and instead it falls out in your hand, leaving behind only a small scar and smooth skin underneath>Over the course of the night the rest of her eyes fall out or completely dissolve. She cries herself to sleep as you clean up all the blood and help her peel the chitin from her new human hands>When she wakes up in the morning she can no longer move her lower body.>The spider legs pull inwards of their own accord like a dead spider and she comments that there's no feeling in them>The area where her human torso connects with the spider body turns a dark red like a superficial wound and you begin to see the chitin cracking>After a few more hours she begins to scream in uncontrollable pain while chiting flies off her body in fragments. You try to hold her but she begs you to 'pull her out'>You do as she says and grab her upperbody while she hyperventilates, at the count of three you pull with all your might until an incredibly loud cracking sound rings through the room>She sighs in relief and collapses in your arms. Her human legs completely separated from the spider body which is now an emptied, bloodied husk waiting for disposal.>You carry her to the bathtub and lay her there while wiping away the blood.
>>13518178Not that that wasn't pretty much exactly ow I envision a monster-to-human transformation going, but fuck, there goes my appetite for the night.And a side question: what makes anyone think a transformation in the other direction would be any less painful or gory?
>>13518194Because they would be turning into a sexy kick-ass monster rather then some dumb human.
>>13518178HOLY CRACKERS, MORE!Why didn't he take her to a hospital?
>>13518194There was that one Ushi-oni greentext but other than that it doesn't seem like we talk about the actual human-to-monster transformation process all that often
>>13518178Oh god that sounds horrible more?
>>13518178oh god that part about the legs curling like a real dead spider is what got me.
Night everyone, remember to love your waifu, no matter if she goes human to monster or monster to human (and then back again)Why did I lift at midnight with a migraine? Why do I do this?
>>13518194Losing body parts would generally be more bloody than gaining new ones.A lamia tail would just have a human woman with her legs growing long and stiff until finally pulling themselves together as scales grow over the entire segment and new muscles intertwine to form the tailA spider transformation would be hard as fuck. How do you describe two legs becoming an abdomen with eight long legs?Something like kitsune or wolfgirls would be rather easy, just describe fluffiness and a willingness to playfetch.Oomukade would be interesting with the elongated lower body and antannae and tattoosDragons would be relatively simple with some bloody transitioning when describing the wingsSuccubi are just blue skin and dark eyes with an optional horns.things like lich or living doll would be plain weird along with dullahan
>>13518178Do a human painfully transforming into a girtablilu. Can You imagine the pain involved in transforming into a chimera? You did something to me, I didn't know I wanted this.
>>13518178Oh god.Imagine the peeling it would be like molting but way worse
>>13518206Okay, wise guy. Let's look at the Shirohebi transformation someone did last night:-Switching from warm-blooded to cold-blooded. Suddenly your entire body is going to become heavy & weak in temperatures that you previously were perfectly fine in.-Growing scales. Your skin is going to be ripping itself apart as they grow in. That's going to be a bloody, irritated mes for a while.-Going from legs to a tail. Hve you ever broken a bone? Shit hurts like hell when it hapens, and still just as much as when it's healing. You're completely removing some of the biggest, hardest bones in the body & replacing them with new ones. It's going to hurt like hell.-The growth from about 2 meters tall to approximately 8 meters. Growth spurts can hurt, and that for just some barely perceptible change. Imagine how bad it'll feel quadrupling in length?-The organ shifts. As someone who's had major organs operated on, I can testify that that shit hurts like a mother. And tht's with being doped up & being operated on by professionals. Imagine being awake as you feel your organs shifting, dying out, growing in size, or completely new ones forming.
>>13518034The wrong trousers!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC53b7IVk4A
>>13518269shit either way it hurts like hell.
>>13518276Suspicious Penguin is suspicious. Keep an eye on it.
>>13518269I did that one too.
You guys have destroyed any sense of morality or decency my subconsciousness has. Last night I dreamt I was on my computer with my headphones on, and then all of a sudden my niece had sneaked up behind, picked my headphones off and started blowing into my ears, and even though it was a dream, I felt it.This is all your fault. Please take responsibility and never post ASMR stuff again. Ever.
>>13518294fuck man you are good
>>13518295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KObm4eGX31M
>>13518295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q&ab_channel=Triple-Q
>>13518295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuplmxEpZD0
>>13518178I CRINGED.
>>13518332It's a little off putting but don't tell me you wouldn't want to walk in on your waifu staring at her new claws/wings/tail/legs with a look of horrified shock would you?or if she was going from monster to human.
>>13517967There's a doujin out there, was posted a thread or two ago, about some dick-ass human who uses magic to humanize a dragon. He rapes and mindbreaks her, but not everyone's into that. But it sort of has a cute ending.
>>13518343I wouldn't want it to happen but if it did I would try to help her all the way through it and try have her adjust
>>13518351Dear fuck no I want vanilla transformation
If you could bring one thing from a show/game/book/whatever with you into the MGEverse what would you bring and why?
>>13518359The Bible
>>13518352>Helping new arachne waifu getting used to controlling her multiple legs>Helping new harpy waifu as she has to adjust to having no hands and learning to fly>Helping new minotaur waifu adjust to her strength and height. >Helping your new lamia waifu adapt to being cold blooded.Would be nice
>>13518365but imagine the crippling depression?
>>13518359I, Claudius. I want to prove to them that even a Wurm can one day become the Demon Lord!>>13518363>and why
What would you do if your monster daughteru said she wanted to be your wife when she grows up?If you don't have a waifu or daughteru don't fucking answer.
>>13518369That's why you're there anon. Help her get through it and show her that just because she has, or lost, a few bits doesn't mean she isn't your waifu.
>>13518369Not just that imagine the mindset shift. Suddenly she's a creature driven almost exclusively by the desire to fuck your brains out, and she more than likely has the ability to force herself on you with no way for you to fight back. Trying to resist something like that would be maddening.
>>13518319>>13518322>>13518324With the fury of a billion exploding Suns, guys.
>>13518178And then what? How do their friends react or the spider's mom
>>13518365>End up having a huge fight with your recently transformed lamia waifu>She closes the bedroom door and tells you to sleep on the couch because of it>Halfway through the night you wake up to hear the sound of her tail slithering and her sleepy face wandering into the living room>She makes a beeline straight for your body and begins to wrap herself around you without a care in the world>She smiles drowsily while hugging you tightly, muttering something unintelligible about her darling's warmth>In the morning she's forgotten all about the fight and tells you that you're no longer allowed to sleep away from her.Would be pretty cute
>>13518379To preach and make Templar out of monster girls
>>13518380I don't have a waifu or daughteru, so it wouldn't matter.
>>13518384Submit to the ASMR.I have 30 gigs of the stuff on my computer. please help.
>>13518359The heart of the universe because I'm God bitch, or close enough.
>>13518390>If you don't have a waifu or daughteru don't answer>I don't have either, but I'll answer and tell you anywayDo you not stop at stop signs as well? Do you smoke in non smoking areas?
>>13518381Imagine them being unable to do what they once loved>>13518383This is more assuming the brain doesn't change personality instantly but slowly
>>13518380I don't have either a daughteru or a waifu, so that's pointless speculation.
>>13518380Start learning to cook.
>>13518380I really hope her mother didn't hear that, because otherwise we'll both be in a world of trouble.Now if she were to grow up into a yandere too, then that would be interesting.
>>13518396New hobbies or you find a way to let them enjoy it. I imagine they'd have monster leagues or groups for just about everything.I'm now thinking of a harpy hockey league there they have to fly and use the sticks.
>>13518359The ocarina of time. Mainly because I can't think of another portable and simple time travel device right now. The reason? Because I want to experience a lot of this world's pleasures without getting tied down. Or before getting tied down.So I'd intentionally get railed by a bunch werebats but then the morning after I'd play my song and take a different road.Become an Oomukade's lover for a little and travel back in time before I get too dependent.And so on.Technically I wouldn't be a slut since I didn't actually sleep with any of them in my final timeline.
>>13518380Sorry daughteru, you need to go off and find your own guy.It's what your mother would have wanted.
>>13518384Here, ear-bleach:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8VJ4FVDUuk
>>13518404hahah air hockey
>>13518410What would you do if she doesn't take no for an answer?What would you do if she latched onto your leg and wouldn't let go? Would you clone yourself, so that technically she marries you?
>>13518380I don't have a waifu or daughteruIs there people autistic enough to actually have a waifu?Not just "I like {insert MG} and would like to fuck her" but actually "I love {insert MG} I have all pictures of her, daki with her, every night I wish her goodnight and good morning" etc?
>>13518410>Not coating your wife's dead body in wax and sleeping next to her in life and death.It's like you don't actually love her.
>>13518380Well, I'm not an alp so the answer is obviousIT'S TIME FOR DAUGHTERU DICKING
>>13518417She's young, she'll grow out of it.Although if she latched and wouldn't let go I'd just have to wait till she got tired and then I put her to bed.So I can stare at our family photo one last time before going to bed alone.
>>13518419(not him)aren't you cheeky.As for having waifus, I always assumed it was just "I like {insert MG} and would like to fuck her" for everyone. please don't take this belief from me anons. I'm vouching for you here.
>>13518406There's something off about you.>>13518359A Dragon Tamer's Flute?
>>13518380Pinky promise we'll get married. The contract is sealed. Then I'd raise her like usual, let her enjoy being a kid, until that time.
>>13518429>I always assumed it was just "I like {insert MG} and would like to fuck her" for everyone
>>13518419>>13518429Little bit of both to be honest.It's not like I'm delusional, or think that kinda stuff is a valid substitute for an actual woman. But generally I take it to mean "I'd want this fictional MG to be my wife if such a thing were actually possible".
>>13518429Boy, I have terrible news for you.
>>13518435>One day see her walking around with toilet paper all over her>Ask her what she's doing>"I'm practicing walking down the aisle!"
>>13518429>believing in anonWhy don't you do meth and streak down a busy intersection while you're at it?
>>13518438>Urge to know more intensifies
>>13518432Hey, it's perfect for this kind of setting. It's basically a big reset button so you can experience what's in the profiles without getting stuck with some monstergirl you didn't want past a one night stand.
>>13518439Stay away from my heart.
>2557Think we can get to 2700?
speaking of asmr, does anyone have the one with the deeper voiced onee-san who starts off angry but ends up napping next to the listener?
>>13518429>he thinks "waifu" is a jokeRRRREEEEENORMIE GET OUT
>>13518455Memes are shit but r9k memes take the prize.
>>13518419To me, waifu is just favorite monster+personalityOr in a case like this, a hypothetical wife or daughter. You don't even need a favorite to imagine having a daughter for a hypothetical like this.Imagination nigga
>>13518455I thought it only happened to named characters, actually.
>>13518455I think I actually have that one of Maria...
>>13518456http://vocaroo.com/i/s14JEX6dkFWU
>>13518451It ain't like this is anything special. And were still on page 9 so we got a couple hundred more posts to go at least.
Don't you just want to cuddle the fuck out of this chubby Imp?Look at her!
>>13518462I ain't opening that.
>Having to help a Lamia cope with her tail slowly splitting and turning into legs with the scales falling off and pink flesh underneath becoming skin
>>13518465I want to cuddle a chubby imp, and then make her /fit/.
>>13518465She needs to lose weight.
>>13518437This is how I've always thought of it as well
>>13518467>not only a normie but also a massive pussy Is that you, alp?
>>13518468I bet she'd be depressed at not being able to hug you as well as before.
>>13518465I want to smack her ass and call her chubby.Then when she walks away all sad I plow her from behind and fill her with babies.
>>13518478Only a normie would use memes.
>>13518479Teach her to leglock and face-sitGotta make the best of a bad situation
>>13518465Chubby and adorable. Would treasure, cuddle, and waifuI enjoy chubby girls.And fit girls, and etc. etc.
>>13518455That guy is fucking richHe has huge house with the whole room only for anime figures, huge tv, all consoles, jap games and other shitI wonder where he gets money
>>13518380You'll have to kill your mother and force yourself on me for that to happen. So good luck with that.
>>13518487Autismbux.
>>13518488You just set yourself up for some fucked up guro/NTR/yandere style ending, anon. You could have just said no.
>>13518479Full body hugs but no more coiling>>13518468the change from cold to warm would suck
>>13518488What if she does that?
>>13518465She's actually TOO thick. Those mostly ignored spear feet aren't helping anything, either.
>>13518494I kill her.
>>13518423Thanks for giving me an excuse to post this before I went to bed.
There's a fucking spider hiding some unreachable part of my desk.The minute I see that little shithead it's gonna get smashed, just like how every spider girl I saw I'd hit in the nose multiple times until it runs away.
>>13518492>>13518494Of course she wouldn't do that. She would understand that sort of thing is wrong and leave me be. Right?
>>13518465It's good to see that Imp assistant is in uniform. I bet she follows her warlock master around carrying a clipboard. Serving him meals and warming his bed at night.
>>13518496>Encourage daughter to murder wife>When she does, kill herI watched a movie with a plot like this once. I forget what it was
>>13518497Can I get this uncensored please?
>>13518491I doubt thatHe has too much stuff for autismbux
>>13518497>not dicking your daughteruYou alp or something?Also sauce
>>13518508Well, You did say please.https://i.imgur.com/j67Wfz4.gif>select all the FOOD.Fucking captcha is tired of the games. jesus.
>>13518497You having a laugh?
>>13518517Thank you very much anon.I'm not exactly a proponent for daughteru dicking, but good god it can be lewd.
>>13518498>what would actually happen
>>13518517That pussy is getting pounded.
>>13518520I mean. I did make a 'nightcore' version when I originally made the edit a month ago. So yeah I am.
Rape...huh...yeahWhat is it good for?Absolutely nothing
>>13518539It's good for men and monsters.
>>13518478Since when has Alp been a normie?
>>13518541RAPE! I despise,'cos it means destruction of innocent lives,Rape means tears to thousands of mother's eyes,When their sons gone to fuck and lose their lives.
>>13518539For fapping.
>>13518549Those men deserve it.
>>13518539>>13518549You know, that song makes no sense. It says war is good for nothing, then it goes on to describe all the things war is good for.
>>13518559Who was the original artist for that? I forget
>>13518558I said RAPE!...huh...good God y'all,What is it good for?Absolutely nothing...say it againRape! Huh...What is it good forAbsolutely nothing...listen to meRAPE! It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker,Rape. Friend only to the undertaker.Ohhh! Rape is an enemy to all mankind,The thought of Rape blows my mind.Rape has caused unrest within the younger generationInduction then destruction...who wants to fuck? Ohhh
Would you pay her troll toll?
>>13518582Probably. If not I'm not averse to crossing at n--I mean during the d--shit. When's the best time to cross the bridge with KC trolls?
>>13518582Oh don't rape me, the shota said. Rape my brother, the bishie!
>>13518582To get into her monster hole? Yes.
>>13518585Full Moon. You know you want to.
>>13518585The middle of the day, at high noon, when the forecast is for a full moon that night.
>>13518582I want a story about Troll in Central park!
>>13518600I don't want cute Trolls to get mugged.
>>13518600I loved that movie.
>>13518582Would you like a shake with that?
>>13518594That's one way to simultaneously destroy a bridge and a pelvis.>>13518604I want to give a troll a mug of hot chocolate on a cold evening in the park!
MG childhood friend who protects you from the other monsters and makes sure you are never raped
>>13518635>never raped... By other monstersgirls
>>13518635Cockblock.
>>13510414It says it's a private video...
>>13518635What a cockblock. I'm glad she's concerned, but all those close calls has given me a fetish for snu-snu and rape. How is she going to make up for this?
>>13518644>>13518646>>13518656I think the moment you accidently barge into her room on a full moon will be quite a night
>>13518586Oh, don't rape me, the Bishi said, rape my brother, he's the protagonist!
>>13518582>"Hey boy, are you trip-trapping over my bridge? My my... You look strong~"
People are always talking about the common and typical MGs they like ..(anubutt, fox woman)So, I pose to you this question:What is the most exotic of MG you would consider dating/sexing?
Would a troll get mad iff you assumed she liked to piss people off on the internet?
>>13518667And then the protagonist came and slew the trollWith his dick
>>13518635And she's too embarrassed to admit her feelings for you directly, so she dons a mask and a spandex bodysuit to hide her identity while she subverts the offending monstergirls.
>>13518690And they all lived happily ever after, with a hundred little Troll babies.
>>13518688spoidr
>>13518688I don't know, sandworm? "Exotic" is really hard to define, especially when they're almost all running around with animal bits in the first place.
>>13518688Alraune and Sandworm. The latter sounds fun.
>>13518688I would fuck any of KC's Monster Girls.Gotta fuck 'em all.
>>13518688Mermaid or kraken (octowitch)
>>13518703>Wanting to fuck cait sithAha! I knew you were a furry, Anonymous!
>>13518635Will she take responsibility and deal with your unreasonable penis?
>>13518688I'd fuck a pack of Hobb-girls
>>13518703Mantango and cait sith threesome there Anon?
Oh fuck imagine having Narcolepsy in a world with monster girls. You gonna get raped in your sleep
>>13518688Probably an Abomination of some kind.
>>13518688Tentacle, would incubize and rape 10 girls at once.
I hate you people so much.
>>13518716So you will be a male dormouse?
>>13518716>NarcolepsyIt's called Chronic Dormouse Cuddling.>>13518722So grumpy.
>>13518713Yep. Can't say I've fucked them all until I've fucked them.Gotta at least give it a try.
>>13518716You'll never wake up from a weresheep's grasp.A nightmare will always hound youa dormouse will always hug you.
>>13518688Sandworm probably. I'd fuck most of them to be honest.
>>13518722Fuck off.
>>13518716Being blind would be hell.
>>13518726Would a dormouse sleep feed you?Whar are you Nyanon?
>>13518713Mantango is just a worse Alraune, similar gimmick but shittier. Cait Sith is easily done if you can into hatefucking properly.
>>13518722What now?
>>13518688Can't find the fuckers pixiv but most of the stuff by that guy who's cyclops vn just came out.
>>13518730I suspect a lot of MGs would try to husband a blind man .
>>13518730>"Whose hand is that?!">"Not mine~">I know it's not yours, I said hand not paw, you slut."
>>13518662Do you walk in on her wearing just a damp towel wrapped tightly around her supple body after she got out of the shower? God I hope so...>>13518696This sounds interesting.
>>13518738Matango and alraune were both shit pre nerf, but for me, alraune especially.
>>13518738Besides the whole spore thing, imagine how soft a Matango booty is, with how soft some of the common white mushrooms can be.
>>13518748That's surprising, why?
>>13518730Having any disability like that would make you a target for monstergirls. Not only would you be easier to "persuade" than a healthy person, but I imagine a lot of monstergirls would get that protective streak, much like a person can when they see a cute girl with a condition or disability.
If given a choice of the shirohebi , or the kikimora, whom would make the more supportive wife?Would any other MGs even come close to those two?
>>13518748I always liked nectar tits.Double-Bisexual-Nectar-tits even better.
>>13518730>You will never be the Mr. Magoo of a Monster Girl universe. Stumbling around blind and narrowly avoiding violent and brutal rape without even knowing it.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uz3I77MB-c
>>13518747Yup, just about to return something of hers that you borrowed, but you forgot what day it was
>>13518753I'd love a nice ara-ara~ Ryu to cuddle and protect my scrawny ass.
>>13518754Kikimora no contest, but I like Shirohebi better. Shirohebi is possessive. She would encourage NEET behavior. Kiki would try to break your bad habits.
>>13518761You mean Shirohebi
>>13518751The old version was like an anglerfish, she'd keep you hard with nectar and you were unable to remove your dick from inside her. Matango at least granted you the peace of oblivion.
>>13518754I like Shirohebi better, but I think a Kikimora would be a better wife. Shirohebi has that whole jealousy thing going.
>>13518753And then you get husbando by a manticore.
>>13518764I mean both, but I don't want to incur the wrath of the faggots.
>>13518756That would be amazing
>>13518737Building an army worthy of Mordor?
The night of a full moon, married to an MG, yer stuck at work on 2nd or 3rd shift.How does this work?The company can't give you 13 extra days off a year, and you don't want to waste all of your vacation time just for this.This is a modern MGC setting question.
>>13518782Oh yes, I remember now, he got captured by some Skaven a while back.
>>13518785Find a new job.
>>13518761>A wyvern who helps you get about after you've lost your legs>A wight who projects projects her ghostly stand-hands to you because you lose the use of your arms>A fairy who sits on your head and pulls your hair to guide you after you lose your sight>A chesire who can teleport you to her personal pocket dimension whenever you start suffering panic attacks because of an anxiety disorder>A slimegirl who morphs herself into words and objects to convey speech after you lose your hearing, and coats you in her body so you can once again "hear" through the vibrations she amplifiesWhat? No, I didn't just start playing Katawa recently. What makes you think that?
>>13518763Kikimora is just what I need in my life, to help me quit smoking and staying up all night with you faggots.
a virgin ushi-oni
>>13518795>A Kejourou who lost her arms so she uses her hair for everything she'd normally use her hands for.
>>13518785Of course they give you the night off, it's only logical.Just think about the alternative. If they didn't give employees that night off, what would happen?The wives of married male employees would break in and kidnap them anyway, if not just fuck them right there in the office.The married female employees would similarly either just bugger off, or otherwise bring their beaus to work with them.Regardless of how it goes, no work is getting done.And the single employees?There'll just be an orgy and come morning, there won't BE any single employees.It's in everyone's best interests to just close up early.
I saw the trailer.Am I the only one who feels like the voices were 2nd rate acting, or should I just wait until the actual product to judge?Still, the animation was good.And Darling's voice is at least trying not to sound like Generic Shounen #51.
>>13518785When did this full moon thing start? I see it in stories but I forgot when it first appeared.
>>13518788At least they let me use a computer.
>>13518819>Perfect
>>13518808Not too far fetched. Ushi Onis have a reputation so people would do their best to ostracize and avoid them. Some are going to have to spend a few years alone before they can reliably capture a man.
>>13518830Christ his design is terrible
RAPE! good God y'all huhWhat is it good for?Absolutely nothing...say it say it SAY IT!RAPE!...uh huh yeah hu!What is it good for?Absolutely nothing...listen to meRAPE! It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker,Rape! It's got one friend that's the undertaker.Ohhhh! Rape has shattered many a young man's dream,Made him disabled, bitter and mean,Life is much too short and precious to spend fucking monsters these days.Rape can't give a good life, it can only take it away!
>>13518853ayyy fuck off.
>>13518853You didn't type this all ahead of time?
>>13518860>>13518864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztZI2aLQ9Sw
>>13518830Who said anything about it being perfect?That's exactly what I'm NOT saying.
>>13518879Thought I saw a "perfect" in there.
>>13518842The reverting back into his manga style when he freaks out is a nice touch, but otherwise, I just don't think the characters translate well from page to screen with that particular style.I think it could easily be a lot worse, though. You can at least see the resemblance.
Would you sleep in a mg pile?
Friendly reminder for all novice adventurers. One LV 1 Mouse? Easy. A swarm of LV1 Mice? Run. Always party up.
>>13518914I'd end up like >>13518915 if that happened.And I'm okay with that.
>>13518914A pile of a Ryu and a Shirohebi. Unf.
>>13518842Its because they gave him eyes.
>you will never bully a wyvern>you will never ride a wyvernIt hurts
>>13518915>The one sucking on his left arm>The one straddling and desperately kissing his right armWhy is this such a turn-on?
>>13518921And then anon was killed in the yandere pit. The end.
>>13518914Yes.I'd rest my face on a holstaur's breasts, bury my nose into a weresheep's wool, hold hands with an anubis, be covered by a dragon's wings, hugged by an ushi-oni, and wrapped up in a lamia's coils. All while stroking a sleeping dormouse and being bound in a mummy's bandages while waist-deep in a slimegirl, sitting atop a sea slime's bell.And sharing a salamander's warmth while wrapping my legs around a wererabbit's, and nibbling on a werewolf's ear.I'd be the biggest cuddleslut for every single monstergirl at once.
>>13518934No I wasn't because I can out-yandere the both of them.
>>13518929>You will never do both at once
>>13518942Why cut the best part? Yandere is love.
>>13518935>How to get utterly raped into a gibbering monster loving slut by AnonThat arrangement sounds like heaven before it falls apart though.
>>13518942Male yandere is 100% creepy, AnonMy brother was dating a girl with a yandere ex. Want to guess what happened?
>>13518957your bro beat his pussy ass up and fucked his girl in front of him?
>>13518957Ice cream and sunshine?
>>13518942The yandere would escalate on both sides until you kill each other through your manifested jealousy.
>>13518914>Kejourou pile>All that hair and ara-arasOh my. I'm not sure I'd survive.
>>13518966My nigga, I'm ashamed I didn't immediately think of this when hair stuff is one of my biggest fetishes.
>>13518942>>13518950Ah shit, misread. Half a bottle of Quinta Ruban at 5am was a poor choice.
Would you fuck a squid?YOU'RE A SQUID NOW
>>13518961>>13518964Ex followed her home one night and killed her. He's in prison now.
>>13518971Only kraken.
>>13518971Ara ara~
Night guys. Pray your MG waifu doesn't turn into a human and experience hellish pain from changing.
>>13518971Maybe in eight days.
>>13518994Night anon don't let the bed buggirls[/spoiler] bite and if they do don't hit them with a shoe, fuck them instead
>>13518688I would gleefully fuck half of Xelvy's abominations senseless.
>>13518974But you see, anon's solution of out-yaning would have worked here. He would've killed the yan ex before he killed her. Fight yan with yan. Only the dere shall remain.
>>13519018Good man. Abominations need love, too.
>>13519018I loved Xelvy's stuff because he was generous with the all CGs. Unlike that cocktease Thomas, though his art was pretty good.
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>>13519053.Less shouldn't you be asking the IRC for ideas since you've been doing that for months now?
>>13519053A Kakuen pretending to be a Saiyan.
>>13519053Monstergirl NEET shitposting on /hbg/
>>13519053Does anybody else want to see a Hellhound Ahegao?
Matangos aren't that bad.
>>13519053Apophis dressed as Sir Crocodile.
>>13519078They're dickheads.
>>13519053A few monstergirls using their extra parts and powers to cheat at a game of cards. Like a monstergirl version of Caravaggio's Cardsharp.>Kraken with some cards hidden on the suckers of her tentacles>Lilim changing them with magic>Human boy/paladin with them stuffed in his beltOr whatever you feel like. That's just the general flavor.
>>13517034Hard choise between the Shirohebi and the Kiki. The Valkyrie sounds interresting aswell.
>>13519053An Apsara dressed in street clothes like what Loki from Bayonetta wears.You know, like a street dancer.http://i.imgur.com/l3W0Cay.jpg
I want to have sex with a Kraken!
>>13518351Technically he turned her into a dragon girl, she could pass as human with a cloak on. The protagonist also looked like Gary Oak.
>>13519133>dragon girl, she could pass as human with a cloak onEvery idea I think up has been done.What else will have been done? Monster lolis luncha wrestling during recess at school?
>>13519126Here, this should do the trick before you realize>you will never have sex with a krakenhttp://exhentai.org/g/780228/32b7d855bc/
>>13519133I guess I assumed "humanize" implied she didn't completely turn human, just humanesque. Him looking like Gary Oak makes him even more of a dick.
>>13519146I want to check this out now, solely because this guy looks like Gary Oak.
>>13519143http://exhentai.org/g/607015/fd9a72bacc/Why do squids get the best doujins?
>>13519150Nah, he doesn't actually look like Gary Oak, hair is too messy and covers one of his eyes. Just looks like a smug-ass dick is all, and he is.http://exhentai.org/s/5cd267c3d6/612940-38
>>13519151It's because an affectionately clingy girl that can't keep her hands off you is hot.An affectionate girl who wants to lick and taste every inch of you is also hot.Squid and octopus girls are both of those in one with extra appendages to love you with. It also allows and encourages artists to get creative since the tentacles/monster bits are half of the character, but at the same time they don't need to go fully /d/ tier either. Especially since there's an attractive woman in control of the tentacles so she's not some faceless abomination monster. So it leads to a good balance of cute vanilla, fetishy stuff, and the artist being creative with the monstrous bits or at least paying attention to them.Not a squid, but a scylla is okay too.http://exhentai.org/g/614233/c0f38bf4f8/
>>13519053Dark Elf masturbating with a lollipop.
>>13519053GMILF Nekomata cooking spaghetti while an Oomukade in an oversized hoodie salivates.
>>13519146>>13519182You keep calling him a dick, what makes him a dick? The fact that he's a badass and does what he wants, like literally fucking his enemies into submission?
>>13519205I don't get it either.Dragon Bitch was the one who went and woke him up when he was tryin' to get some shut-eye. Avenging the loss of his sleep is only right.
>>13519053A submissive wyvern being bullied by her childhood friend
>>13519053A Wurm crying as she's being bullied by Dragons.Like, them chanting around her:"You can't fly! You can't fly!"
>>13519232I want a Wurm to wind up like a spring and jump well! And then's she'll fall with style!
>>13519205Smugness I guess? Maybe I'm just too much of a moralfag.
>>13519078That mushroom got booty.
>>13519078Sauce?
>>13519238You'd be smug too if you were a wizard that could beat one of the final four in one hit.
>>13519235You mean like that snake from Donkey Kong Country?
>>13519250Point taken.
Where does one apply for aggressive Oni sex?
>>13519252Or the purple one from Qbert.We really need An Apophis as that purple snake and a Pharaoh as Qbert, hopping up and down a cube pyramid.
>>13519261Where there's booze there's Onis. Follow the booze.
>>13519205>>13519209>>13519238>>13519250>>13519258Plus, he's living in a world where there's monsters, not monster girls. He probably just made the first monster girl and immediately fucked her, he should be a hero to us.
C'mere you!
>>13519335Ma'am, you seem to be leaking. Would you like a napkin?
>>13519335>full body scales2chz4me
>>13519335You're a big girl.
>>13519343>Watch her blush as you wipe up her messy mouth as she apologizes shyly, promising she'll try to not drool all over the place again
>>13519261>find the source>it's only a single pageWhy do you do this to me, Japan?
>>13519335>Kaiju girlI should have gotten more experience spelunking.
>>13519346I'm fine with it as long as the body is humanoid and there's no snout
>>13519351>I inquire as to the cause of the drooling. Perhaps she is hungry?
>>13519369Turns out she's horny.
>>13519377Well yes, the luminescent spots make those horns hard to miss. But what does that have to with her salivating?
>>13519386Shirou, for Pete's sake.
>>13519261>>13519360Trying to figure out the artist. Pretty sure it's Mikoyan, the same one than did this.
>have to inseminate kaiju girl by piloting a jaeger and using it to unload a tank of your semen, collected over a month, right into her big throbbing monster wombWhat the fuck, brain. I need sleep.
This one time, a grapesnake dragged me into a bathroom and went like,>”This is how you shouldn't touch people."And I was like, "What?"
>>13519402That was nice. A giant trigger for these threads, yes, but nice.
>>13519407Well did you touch people like that afterwards? Did you? No? Then it worked.
>>13519405But semen only lives for five days inside the woman's womb!
>>13519411>niceThat depends entirely on your fetishes. I didn't like it.
>>13519419They survive as long as I say they do. I am the mayor of Albuquerque
>>13519420Fair enough.
>>13519420>triggered.
>>13519402You just wanted an excuse to post futasnake, didn't you?
>>13519425I didn't know Richard Berry browsed here.It's funny you mention that, I'm actually living there right now.
>>13519436Well I was just making a Simpsons reference.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfTXQJbnXaM
>>13519431If I was triggered I would be flinging poo at you. You can dislike things without being a touchy autist, Anon.
Reminder that flat is justice
>>13519432Nope. I was really looking for the artist, and I assumed some people would like to know. besides, it's his most monster girl related wok besides that dingle page of the oni which I now want more of.
>>13519444Flat is love, flat is life. As long as it's the chest. The ass must be round and firm.
>>13519441Why does the mayor of New Mexico's biggest city have a Texas accent?
>>13519451He has whatever accent he pleases.
>>13519444But if flat is justice, doesn't that make the sabbath paladins?
>>13519464Lolicon is not justice
>>13519464>catholics
>>13519472Please, they're not interested in GIRLS, those are gross.
>>13519470You have no concept of justice. Enjoy your new imouto.
Flat is little more than "man"'s justice. Delicious cow tits are the true, divine justice. Delicious cow tits are the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
>>13519488Blasphemy!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5Y18Ch0sPs
>>13519488Cow tits will nurture you and give you gains. What's not to love?
>>13519498>MindbreakHis love wasn't strong enough. He has betrayed his waifu like the slut he is.
>>13519488Bountiful breasts provide nourishment for little ones.A flat chest is as barren as the woman who has it.
>>13519504Ever since it was pointed out all I can focus on in this image is the dopey looking cow on the right
>>13519515>being open minded to new ideas is bad>calling Kei impure
>>13519504>What's not to love?The obnoxious cow tits fags.
I want to tempt a flat monstergirl into becoming a magical girl then collect her soulstone and use its power to grant any women who ask larger breasts!
>>13519528Come on now, they're not balloon or torpedo tits here. Just cow tits.Besides, a paladin in training needs that energy providing breastmilk to become strong.
>>13519541Except her, of course. Keep her tats flats to bully
I want to come across a girl who's not a loli, but is flat, and I want her to wish to be larger. I'll then use wizard magic to give her a pot belly and laugh from the distance.
I don't think I could manage a ryu, too much work.Same with pharaohs and other 'diety' monstergirls. They'd be so busy running kingdoms and managing weather that I'd just have to stand to the side while they rule the masses.The sex would be great when they get home at night, but until then you'd just be a secondary priority.Is there an apophis equivalent for a ryu? A spirit that turns them into meek gentle women and takes their place leading the shirohebis?
>>13519574>not making her taller>not wanting an embarrassed tall girl with chippai
>>13519576>Managing weatherIt wouldn't be a full time job. Hell, it wouldn't be anything more than a hobby for them.A Ryu has a lot more flexibility and time on her claws than a Pharaoh does.
>>13519517Truly, the Milk of Life is justice. The live giving nectar, even flat chests grow in size when about to give milk. The epitome of womanhood. And clearly, the larger the chest, the more milk it can produce.
>>13519576No but you could go with a Quetz instead. They're the superior weather serpent anyways.
>>13519600>The epitome of womanhoodYou need to watch>>13519498
>>13519600>live giving nectarYou mean "Life giving nectar", but yes, large breasts and milk are justice.
>>13519470>implying it isn't
>>13519607>A breast lover's resolve broken by flimsy logic and people into daughteru dicking
What'cha doing nerds? Out of the ordinary edition.
>>13519592I'm going to make lots of chubby flat monster girls and none of you can stop me
>>13510928>That gif name
>>13519637>fatherly instincts >flimsy logic8/8
>>13519607>little girls>The epitomy of womanhoodNaw man, I'm not interested in fucking children. My "fatherly instinct" disregards the size of the girl's chest. She could be an oppai loli and I'd still feel nothing, because I hold no interest in dicking the daughteru. The onee-san on the other hand, is love, and life, and very primed for dicking, and I could bury my face in the softness of my dreams of her massive tits. Though I guess I would still love a flat onee-san. It would be a tragedy, though.Also this >>13519637
>>13519645And thus chubby alp senpai was born
>>13519650Liking lolis and flat chests because of "fatherly instincts" IS pretty flimsy and stupid.
>>13519640Trying to recruit a Yuki Ona in a 2hu fan game.
Every single one of you is wrong
>>13519640skipping calc early in the morning because fuck.
>>13519657>protecting a lolis smile is flimsy logic
>you will never start an order of paladins dedicated to converting the Sabbath into mature busty women>you will never force every baphomet general defeated in combat to eat wonderland cake after surrendering>you will never retire and become a dragonslut, proud to have defeated those evil washboards
>>13519669>protecting lolisIt isn't fatherly instinct to protect lolis, and neither is wanting to fuck lolis and liking flat chests.A person into lactation wants big bountiful TEETEES, but a true breast lover will do what >>13519664 said.
>>13519678>an order of paladins dedicated to converting the Sabbath into mature busty womenDo you praise Hathor instead of the Chief God, or what?
>>13519682>It isn't fatherly instinct to protect lolisThat is straight up lying
>>13519640Teasing an elephant-girl by throwing peanuts at her.
>>13519678I want to skip to being a Dragonslut
>>13519690fatherly instincts don't make you want to fuck them, anon. You're just feeling lust.
>>13519657Yeah fatherly instincts shouldn't really include dicking the daughteru, and should be utterly apart from what you are sexually attracted to. To use "fatherly instincts" to justify being attracted to flat chests is faulty.>>13519664I love breasts. Shouldn't it be clear that the more breast I get to love, the happier I will be?
>>13519690You've clearly lost yourself in the logic of that madman from the youtube clip.A father's instinct is to protect his own children, not be sexually attracted to children. You are a blight to those who like flat chests.
>>13519246Moero Chronicle. It's a Vita game. A little light on Monstergirls. Mostly cosplay monsters.
>>13519678Good.
>>13519688>Paladin of HathorI was thinking we just used bureaucracy and lawyer logic with a dose of mental gymnastics so we could get Order funding but this is much better.
>>13519722>Games of VITAThey're really trying to get me to buy it even though it's still the dangling grandpa emulator.
>>13519722>I do muscle training everydayDoesn't show, sadly.
>>13519705>I love breasts. Shouldn't it be clear that the more breast I get to love, the happier I will be?So you consider the breasts more important than their character? That's really shallow, no true breast lover would do that. You are a farce.
Easy~
>>13519728I shall gladly serve and smite in the name of Hathor!
>>13519722>nee-san oniMy heart
>>13519735Very sadly. When will they understand that muscle is the future?
>>13519744I shall gladly tenderly bully and impregnate Hathor!
>>13519740Ryu are so lovely.
>>13519757>tenderly bully
>>13519521dopey cows need love tooMostly in form of headpats
>>13519737Calm down. You're putting words into my mouth, here. I never said that. We're not talking about character, we're talking about breasts. If you call yourself a breast lover, you should be able to focus on the breasts.It it comes down to the best breasts, clearly the best breasts are on the woman you love. But wouldn't you be happier if the woman you loved had big breasts? You'll love them none the less if they didn't surely, but if you had the opportunity, clearly it is best to love large breasts. You are indecisive. You take the cop out of "All breasts are equal" and fear to make a stand for what you believe in. You are a coward.
>>13519752Who knows. Until then, lets appreciate onis together.
>>13519740>You will never date a ryu librarian who constantly comes home with books that she thinks you'd like.>You will never visit her in the middle of her shift and help her organize the shelves
So basically flat is never for dickings and should never be while cow tits is for dickings?This is what i got from this.
>>13519796A flat chested woman is empty and barren in her chest, heart, and womb.
>>13519773>But wouldn't you be happier if the woman you loved had big breasts?No because that's very shallow. If you truly loved her you would love her breasts as they are.
>>13519796you can fuck flat as long as you want, but calling it fatherly instincts is creepy as hell.
>>13519735>>13519752>>13519784Heh, muscly Onis are great.
>>13519808When you hug a flat woman you are closer to her heart.
>>13518754A Kikimora will try to make you succesfull in the world and fully capable of handling anything the world tries to throw at you.A Shirohebi wants you to stay close to her and wishes to protect you from the potential dangers of the world.Both will spoil you with love and support. Neither will lead to a bad life, it really depends on what you want to do in life. If you are content with helping out at a temple/shrine with a loving wife and lead a simple but safe life a Shirohebi is perfect. If you want to build up a fortune and show everyone around you what you are capable off, while retiring early so you can dick the maid all day. Then a Kikimora is best for you. Whatever you go for, both are good choises and will result in lots of daughterus.
>>13519796Dick whatever you want. You can rest assured that someone in these threads will throw a fit about it.
>>13519811>This man has never seen mournful titshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM
>>13519823>You will never know the comfort of either one.
>>13519820>closer to her heartThat's a load of bull. A flat chest woman has no heart.Ever notice how those with no chest are more angry and irritated over girls with chests?
>>13518754Which one is more dominant and controlling. I want that one. Sub bitches pls go.
>>13519796You don't know how to read. Dick both if you want, but don't default to flat chests because of some bullshit "fatherly instinct" fallacy. Those are just the ravings of a mad lolicon who wants to dick the daughteru. >>13519811>Ignoring the line directly after thatThe size of her breasts has no effect on her character, anon. This is this and that is that. Remove the loved one from the equation and look only at breasts. Clearly it is better for them to be bigger. Now put them back on the loved one. Do you love her any more or less? No. But are her breasts bigger? Yes. You are narrow minded.
>>13519818Why must you be so salty, Anon?
>>13519752I wouldn't go that far, but come on, if they go out of their way to make a character physically strong and mention that she actively trains the least they could do is put a little muscle definition on her.
>>13519838That's because people won't stop making fun of them.
>>13519841Shirohebi.Kikimora will let you step on her face if it means you'll be pleased and happy as a master should.If you get home three minutes later than you usually do the shirohebi will be waiting on the porch for you to offer an explanation and then forced dickings so that she can clean the scent of 'other bitches' from your skin.Both are actually very loving, but kikimoras are basically cuckqueens.
>>13519854We didn't start making fun of them until we learned of how much of a green monster they are on the inside.
>>13519841Probably Shirohebi. But Kiki will dom you if you're a turbo NEET and intend to stay that way, but that would make her sad.
>>13519838>>13519864Anon now you're just being annoying.It was funny a bit earlier, now you're just being a little bitch.
>>13519871>being a little bitchSo the daughter fucker is now calling people who like large chests little bitches?
>>13519871Not even him but>Thinking flat is justice posting won't get a rebuttal>When the Sabbath is the most hated faction
>>13519837Perhaps in another life anon.>>13519841>>13519863>>13519868Both are controlling and dominant in their own ways. A Shirohebi is direct, and will simply coil around you and prevent you from doing whatever you had in mind. She also has her flame she could use as a last resort. Shirohebi's also have a Yan side. So they will be strict when it comes to doing things out of their sight. While a Kikimora is build to serve and will do whatever her Master asks, they have the agenda of wanting their Master to be succesfull. They won't directly show you, but they will push you towards succes. You might think that you are in control. But your maid is pulling the strings in reality. Signing you up for classes, altering your agenda, encouraging in whatever way she can. She probably will even send out job applications in your name if she deems it needed.
>>13519843>Remove the loved one from the equation and look only at breastsNo, the personality is the most important factor and should never be ignored.>Clearly it is better for them to be biggerThat is a purely subjective opinion. Objevtively, size is irrelevant.
>>13519847I'm not salty at all. Just dicking around a bit.
>>13519818Such a shame there is so little stuff with DQ X ogres. I love their designs.
>>13519887>flat means loli
>>13519892
>>13518754I'd choose a Shirohebi. I really hope that she will still let me freely browse the internet while locked up in some room.
>>13519854No one makes fun of the Sabbath and yet they're full on mind-break indoctrination crusading. I'm not about to claim that they have no heart, but I've never seen a flat chest character who isn't salty about not having breasts. I mean, look at the head Bap of the Sabbath. She has an entire cult behind her, is a mary sue and ridiculously strong and powerful. And rather than being happy, she devotes her time in forcing people into becoming pedophiles, and killing breasts and brainwashing men into loving flats. >>13519891>should never be ignoredNonsense. We aren't talking about it, we're talking about breasts. you're just being irrelevant now. If you can't separate breasts from who they belong to, you're no true breast lover.
>>13519896I feel the same.
>>13519887Not them, but why does someone liking something different from you need "rebuttal?" The post didn't shit on big tits, only started that the poster loved small ones.
>>13519640N-n-n-n-n-n-nothing...
>>13519916>sabbathThat's because KC is a filthy lolicon and baphomet is his waifu.
>>13519912Shirohebi insists you keep your search history, otherwise she gets suspicious. She'll let you fap to porn but she wants to watch.Kikimora will also interfere in her own way. She'll become a janitor on 4chan and will do her best to get you banned at any opportunity.
>>13519922He implied loving delicious cow tits was unjust. I personally shall never stand for it. His first post started shit. Are you new?
Truly breasts are the most divisive of topics
>>13519916The breasts on their own are not relevant. A woman is not just a pair of breasts, the full package is obviously important part and that includes breasts, personality, looks, voice, hair, and smell. You just love the breasts, you are supposed to love the woman.
>>13519922>liking something different from youI didn't post anything but that in this entire string. Go witchhunt elsewhere.Also this guy is right >>13519936If you say something like "Fluffy tail is only true way" then of course the scale fags are going to argue. It's different than saying "Gee, I sure love mofu mofu." because it asserts everything else is lesser.
MOSS COVERED WOOD ELF PUSSY
>>13519948>The breasts on their own are not relevant.Blasphemy. We aren't talking about women, we are talking about breasts. I shan't entertain you any longer.
>>13519959>wood elvesNah, not worth it.
>>13519958It was a general 'you,' not you personally,.
>>13519962The breasts are not the be all end all, they are a part of the complete package that is the woman. If you look at them separately then you are not properly considering the woman in her entirety.
>>13519936More like you made a flimsy a conjecture. Not surprising, the posters in these threads seem to be out jump on any chance to start shit. There was nothing stopping you from glorifying your choice of mammies without shitting on others.
>>13519959>MOSS COVEREDWhen was that thing last used? I bet there are spider webs inside.
>>13519990Tiny fairy arachnes
>>13519980>If you look at them separately then you are not properly considering the woman in her entirety.I lied, I'll still entertain you No, we are not properly considering the woman in her entirety. Because we are looking at breasts and only breasts right now. If you invite the woman into the discussion, it is no longer about breasts. In which case you must take the all-mighty ass into consideration. It may even be argued that ass is the only path, though I shall never let go of my love for breasts. We all agree, however, that a flat ass isn't an ass, and Ass in and of itself is a unified pursuit. But then there's the third party, who is never wrong.Proportions. So long as it is proportionally delicious, it is okay. But now we have stopped talking about breasts. Because you wanted to talk about women. >>13519982"Reminder that flat is justice" is quite clearly starting shit, moron. The obvious implication is that anything other than flat is not justice. Which is not only inflammatory, but bullshit too. Hardly "flimsy conjecture" but say what you will.
>>13519980Of course. That's what he has been saying, Anon. The conversation isn't about women, it's about breasts.
Uh-oh!It looks like your Nightmare / Unicorn / Centaur daughteru has gotten a cold!How do you treat her?I wonder if rebellious Unicorn daughters could gain the power of a Nightmare or if even a regular Centau could do it...
>>13519977The proper way to imply a general question would have been to phrase it as.>why does someone liking something different need "rebuttal?"Or to use "someone else" in place of you. Or a previous we or our or other plural or group would have to be mentioned first. It's like using the word 'it'. There has to be something for it to latch onto.The way you wrote it means replying to one person specifically.
>>13519863>kikimoras are basically cuckqueensNo they aren't.
>>13517047>>13517077>>13519889>>13519863>>13519868Lovingly controlling and dominant girls are the best! I want to be dommed and kept locked up in a house of the girl that loves me the most and would do anything to keep me!
>>13520000Not him, but I also have a bad habit of 'general you'.
>>13520003Oomukade is good for this too. If you don't mind a little love biting.
>>13519998>wonder if rebellious Unicorn daughters could gain the power of a NightmareI'm not following your train of thought.
>>13520004I got that beaten out of me in a public speaking class when we were doing debates.
>>13519998Give her cream of carrot soup.
>>13520005Don't they just spill spaghetti and smell awkward? They're flat and look wimpy, how could they dom?
>>13520009>I got that beaten out of me in a public speaking class when we were doing debates.Brutal.
>>13520012>The upper body has the form of an alluring beauty that gives off a dark impression. Just as it appears, they have a melancholy, depressive disposition. However, they also have a ferocious nature at the same time, and when they spot a human man, they aggressively assault and attempt rape.
>>13519998Give her the cream of my carrot.
>>13520007You know how rebellious youth can be?Like a Kikimora teenager who doesn't want to clean, an Amazon who wants to be a Tailor, a Lilim who wants to help the Order... you know stuff like that.I mean they wouldn't really be losing their virginity or getting real semen and would retain their Unicorn purity.
>>13519998In the stories I write, Nightmare is like the centaur version of a witch. It's a job/level of magical ability instead of a species. I know, headcanon bullshit, but it's just a thought. Just mentioning it as it's kind of the logical extension of what you're wondering.
>>13520012They can be unassuming, but don't underestimate their true nature and their bust.
>>13520003Possessive girls are the best.
>>13520012>Don't they just spill spaghetti and smell awkward?If you go by threadcanon, yes
>>13520021But that's wrong. That's like saying that a helhound is just a "job/level of magical ability" for werewolves.
>>13519996You were the one who brought up the woman in this post>>13519773 and implied that a woman with larger breasts is better. You outright stated it here>>13519705You are right about ass though, an ass plump enough to hold is always required.
>>13520029God, threadcanon sucks.
>>13520004We have a word for that in the South. Y'all is short for 'you all'.
>>13520029Was there ever a piece of threadcanon worth going with?
>>13520017>oomukade spilling spaghetti and stuttering while trying to undress her crush so that she can rape him.I'm imagining that saber comic with the "J-J-Jam it in!" line
>>13520048No. It either makes them into generic moe at best or makes them way worse than the profile actually states.
>>13520053Threadcanon turned beelzebubs from a NEETs greatest dream to a /d/ tier oviposition fetish, although MGQ is partly to blame for that one
So how would an Oomukade played straight be
>>13520035The difference isn't as great as you think, like the difference between a lesser succubus and a full blown succubus, or a succubus and a lilim, or an imp and an arch imp.And what part of headcanon bullshit was unclear? It's not MGE in the slightest.
>>13520060Threadcanon also turned Wurms into complete retards and Gazers into gaming nerds.One guy also turned Wyverns into crybabies.
>>13520061>oomukade likes man>oomukade goes up to man>will you marry me?>FUCK NO>bites him>he said yes!
>>13520048>Anubis only like it in the butt and love Legos>Werewolves are dogs>Wurms are retards>Oomukades are cyclops tier>Succubi are NTR sluts>Amazonesses beat their husbands>Lizard girls are SWJ whiteknights>Ushis break bonesNo, they're all shit.
>>13520061Not too different from how she's normally portrayed. She gets off easy with threadcanon actually. It's just that she'd be more passionate, and manic even to be with her beloved. So basically unfortunate and ostracized yandere but with a backbone.
>>13520067At least gazer and wyvern have good threadcanon. I want to bully a wyvern
A monster girl approaches you at the street and says right at your face that rap is shit. How do you react?
>>13519996Yepp. You're only looking for something to sperg about.
>>13520070You forgot cheshires, manticores and matangoes.
>>13520076Agree and ask what her favourite jazz album is her
>>13520067I know Buggy's Wurm story was specifically because he was tired of the retard wurm thing and wanted one played straight. Anymore cases of writefags doing this?
>>13520075>good threadcanonWyvern was mainly bullied by that one writefag since like October until one other guy showed up.It's hardly threadcanon to me.
>>13520076Wholeheartedly agree.
>>13520036You brought up women with the whole "the best breasts are the breasts of the woman you love" picture, not me. I've been trying to remove the subjectivity of woman from the equation this whole time. The implication wasn't that "a woman with larger breasts is better" the implication was that "larger breasts are better" If I didn't get that across well enough, my bad.>You outright stated it hereAll I stated was "Shouldn't it be clear that the more breast I get to love, the happier I will be?">>13520039Except I've heard y'all used singularly in place of you.>>13520066But it's less 'headcanon' and just making things up. Though I agree with the succubi rank ups because they're all the same species. I guess more than calling your headcanon wrong, I'm calling it dumb. I mean, feel free to have it, its an interesting interperetation, but it works on the idea of all horse-women being the same species, when it's generally accepted that centuar, unicorns and nightmares are different species. I mean, two are straight up just magical.
>>13520061>Oomukade proposes to a man>If he says yes, he gets a deredere waifu>If he says no, she will probably sneak in his room at night, bite him to drug him and fuck him until he says yes
>>13520021Would a Unicorn be a priest/cleric equivalent then?I want to be a rogue/caster hybrid in a party with a Unicorn Paladin and bully her by flirting with her but never seriously, and saying stuff like she's a good friend, or she's not my type, or it wouldn't work out, I need my freedom, or 'eww, horsepussy'.As we grow closer she comes to realize my true feelings and becomes frustrate that I always distance myself from her and avoid romance despite being in love with her.Eventually she uses drastic measures to confront me about it and force a straight answer out of me. I grudgingly explain that before I manned up and became an adventurer I was a young slave at a whorehouse in my hometown. My mana is hopelessly tainted. I've been using magic to mask it. I never allowed anything to grow between us because I didn't want my dirty past to harm her.
>>13520080Matangos are terrible though.>Nothing but fungus that ate a woman's brain>Eats your brain too, but now due to patented Mamano Mana, you don't become a complete vegetable and get a neat mushroom hat>Doesn't have children, breeds through spores that eat other woman's brains to make new matangos
>>13520087>If he says no, she will probably sneak in his room at night, bite him to drug him and fuck him until he says yesNaw, if you play an oomukade straight, her response here would be "That's the spirit" followed by immediate rape.
>>13520086If you want the woman you love to increase her bust size to please you then you don't really love her.
>>13520012>spill spaghetti and smell awkwardThat's the just the one from Night Terrors. Real Oomukade frighten Dragons.
>>13520061>oomukade finds a man she likes>approaches him under the cover of the moon to hide her monstruous features>Flirts for a bit while trying her best to tempt him off into the night>If that fails she'll reveal herself and ask what he thinks>At the sight of his fear she'd become incredibly depressed and would run away into the underbrush>A while later her depression would become lust and spite, eventually leading her to return the next night>This time she barges in and forces herself on him, reminding him of all the kind things he said before knowing what she was>Injects her venom and rapes him then and there>Keeps him tied or otherwise locked up until he promises to give the relationship a chance
>>13520093>Still having trouble removing women from the equation and still failing to look at breasts and only breastsYou're not a very good 'outside the box' thinker, are you? Or I guess it would be 'inside the boob'
>>13520070>tfw you're responsible for at least two of those stereotypes.Damn those were fun days.
>>13520086>centuar, unicorns and nightmares are different speciesUnicorns aren't included in there though.>Centaurs>UnicornsSeparate speciesPowerful centaur mage >> NightmareNightmares basically just have classic succubus powers anyway so it makes sense to me. You pour in more demon magic, you get something closer to a succubus.
>>13520076Shake her hand. Maybe ask her if she's single and if she wants to hang out some time.
>>13520102What happens if he likes her after the reveal?Still injects him with venom and they have wild centipede sex on the spot?
>>13520108>Powerful centaur mage >> NightmareEhhh. I guess its making more sense the more you explain it. But there'd have to be a transition into its own species, similar to how a witch isn't strictly a human girl anymore, I assume.
>>13520092I don't know. Despite the immediate rape I think she'd prefer a "yes" and much sooner rather than later. It's just that the man's response is like a flavor of icecream. She'd prefer one flavor over the other but she's getting her icecream either way.
>>13520086Is a wizard a different species from a human just because he's magical?I think it could go either way, it depends on the setting.
"You see, Anons. if you want to attract a monstergirl, what you need to do is "accidentally" drop a "Monster" condom so they know you have a "Magnum" dong."
>>13520127A Wizard is never late. Humans can be tardy, though. Wurms are tards. A Wizard is a virgin. Therefore Wurms are born without a hymen.
>>13520093He never stated or implied that, anon
>>13520124She's a ferocious creepy crawly tho. She's not going to wait for the shop to stock her favorite flavor. If it's not there when she wants it, she'll take the other. I dunno depends on how patient they can be I suppose. >>13520127It depends on how he got magic. elementalists aren't human, no. Their pacts turn them into incubi. but I guess the others are. But by the same merit, >A type of monster possessing a lot of magic power and the ability to cast a variety of spells. Originally they were human women but they sought “eternal youth” and “extreme power.” Receiving the power of baphomet, they’ve become monsters.If he struck a deal for his power he'd be no longer human depenging on MGe settings.
>>13520103>caring more about breast size than the woman they are attached toBreasts on their own are completely irrelevant to anything.
>>13520141Excluding the thing he was talking about the entire time.
>>13520138>>13519773>But wouldn't you be happier if the woman you loved had big breasts?>but if you had the opportunity, clearly it is best to love large breasts.
>>13520141And we've done nothing but make a full circle, in which, I'll just repost my post. >>13519962
>>13520137I...you...Wh-thatY-you too
>>13520121That depends entirely if magic is passed down to children in a setting. Even then, calling a powerful magical family a whole separate species depends on setting. KC tends to break them out that way though, like he did with the succubi. Whereas I'd use something like Arch as a title instead of a separate species designation.
>>13520136>Put tiny condoms in a friend's wallet>He drops it>His Monster Date sees the condoms>So much shame he Alps
>>13520147>Taking it out of contextAnd no where do I say that you should love a woman any less for not having big breasts. " If you call yourself a breast lover, you should be able to focus on the breasts.""Remove the loved one from the equation and look only at breasts. Clearly it is better for them to be bigger. Now put them back on the loved one. Do you love her any more or less? No. But are her breasts bigger? Yes. "
>>13520151C = Cookie. Cookies have chocolate in them sometimes, but not always. Therefore chocolate is rarer than cookies. Therefore chocolate is more valuable than cookies. Therefore brown is better and more delicious.
I wonder if my genderbending fetish will me an alp?
>>13520160Do you want to be a girl, or do you want to have sex with guys? If the answer to either is yes, then you will Alp.It's not so bad, really.
>>13520139Like I said, it depends on the setting. Anon already said he was talking about his headcanon, so the various aspects of MGE setting may or may not apply.Inside of MGE it might be a silly idea, but outside of it I don't see anything wrong with it.
>>13520159>C = Cookie>Wurms with scientific degrees
>>13520159Vanilla extract is even rarer in cookies than chocolate, and is used even less. therefor Vanilla is more valuable then chocolate. There for pale vanilla is better and more delicious. >>13520163I guess relegating nightmare to a simple horse with dream powers seems a little lackluster. I suppose I agree that it's perfectly fine when you take MGE out of it.
>>13520161Not him, but I have a Genderbending fetish and I don't know if I want to be the girl, or fuck a guy who's exploring his new girl body and unused to it>TFW not gay but would still probably Alp because of fetishesThanks /d/
>>13520173Become a wizard.
>>13520172Vanilla is white, and white on paper is nothing, therefore vanilla is nothing.>>13520173You'd be better off helping a Phase 2 Alp explore their new body.
>>13520173Loki had the same feeling.
>>13520164Is there a problem?
>>13520179Chocolate is brown, and brown on brown paper is nothing. Therefor brown is nothing.
>>13520182Last Wurm in a science lab made mustard gas while attempting to make mustard.
>>13520188She still spread it on her sandwich though
>>13520183But brown on paper is a lot of stuff, like coffee stains. Therefore chocolate makes you more energetic.>>13520188And all it did was open up her stuffy nose.
>>13520181At least anon isn't at the Mr Hands stage, unlike Loki.
>>13520188>Mixes chlorox and bleach to make a condimentWhy am I suddenly reminded of the bleach conversation in Metalocalypse?
>>13520193But vanilla is white, and on black paper it stands out more than anything else. There for Vanilla is as radiant and crucial for healthy people as the sun. >>13520201>Bleach is mostly water>And we're mostly water>Therefor we are bleach>Drink the bleach.
>>13520205But the Sun is warm and yellow, like pee, while white is just cold like snow and fridges, and warm feels better than cold, unless you're into ICE PUSSY, and if you are, you should live in an igloo.
>The EMG Trailer is back.Oh well. I guess all my meddling and playing with screen recorders and video editors was for nothing.http://monmusu.tv/
>>13520148>>13519962>We aren't talking about womenWhat does this picture say? What does it fucking say?>>13519664>>13520158>And no where do I say that you should love a woman any less for not having big breasts.>>13519773>But wouldn't you be happier if the woman you loved had big breasts?Saying you would be happier if she had larger breasts means you are dissatisfied with her small breasts and wish for her to enhance their size. If you are not happy with her small breasts then you do not truly love her.
>>13520213Mero should be the guinea pig for all of Miia's cooking.
>>13520217She's already a willing test subject for Rachne's bondage.
>>13520213You could have literally just gotten a youtube download add-on for your browser and gotten it in two minutes flat yesterday.Or use a generic flash one to get it from the home site right now.
>>13520223Except I couldn't have used it since if I reloaded the page to be able to use the add-on I would have lost the video.
>>13520217Mero should be an ingredient for Miia's cooking.Just kidding, I love me some tragedy fish.
>>13520231You could have still pulled it directly from your cache.
>>13520216That picture butted into a conversation originally about breasts. We weren't and still aren't taking about women, but breasts. >Still taking things out of contextI simply said that you would be happier if she had bigger breasts. That doesn't mean that I'm dissatisfied with smaller breasts, not does it mean that I want HER to enhance her size.and you are still, miraculously, dumbfoundingly incapable of removing the women from the equation that is only about breasts.Again, "Remove the loved one from the equation and look only at breasts. Clearly it is better for them to be bigger. Now put them back on the loved one. Do you love her any more or less? No. But are her breasts bigger? Yes."You are the only one so eager to involve the woman in this conversation. I've been talking about nothing but breasts, we're arguing two completely different things. This is something I've said so many times, how do you still not get it? Taking the love of the woman out of it, looking at nothing but breasts, clearly it is better for them to be bigger. whether or not you actively wish for the woman you love to have bigger breasts is irrelevant. You take the breasts away from her, and look at them by themselves, as breasts, and appreciate that they would be better bigger. Once you attach to them the value of "hers" then, it becomes a null point. You love them because they are hers. But when you remove that value from them, and look at them objectively as "not hers" but "just a pair of breasts" it is clearly better for them to be bigger. Well, not that this will make you understand, so feel free to continue talking about the woman they belong to.
>>13520082I'm thinking of writing a proper werewolf story because the whole "they're just dogs" thing annoys me slightly.
>>13520249>not does it mean that I want HER to enhance her size.>you would be happier if she had bigger breasts.These statements contradict each other>Taking the love of the woman out of it, looking at nothing but breasts, clearly it is better for them to be biggerI've already told you that is a purely subjective and irrelevant opinion.
>>13520076Tell her to fuck off and start blasting NWA.
>>13520076Agree. It truly is shit alongside dubstep, only rap does appear to take some skill while dubstep is just throwing together a load of random noise and calling it 'music'.
>>13520257I thinking of writing a werewolf story in which everyone acts as if the werewolf was literally a dog. The werewolf herself is completely normal and acts human, but everyone around her sees her as a dog and hears her speech as growls and barks.
>>13520273Y-you just don't get it because you're old!
>>13520257If you're a fan of them MGU had a couple of good werewolf stories.
>>13520275Like how in Calvin & Hobbes everyone sees Hobbes as a toy?
>>13520262Dunmer, please leave.
>>13520279Yes
>>13520076Ask her if she wants to go to the symphony with me.
>>13520285Does she pounce the MC every time he comes home?
>>13520205>But vanilla is white.... this bothers me more than the rest of this stupid argument.
>>1352007690's rap had meaningful messages in them.
>>1352029010% of the time
>>13520260Let me put it this way. The woman you love is now duplicated. They are exactly the same in every single way except for her breasts.The one on the left has smaller breasts.The one on the right has larger breasts.Once you make your choice, the other vanishes as though she had never been there, you cannot chose both, and there are no lasting consequences to choosing one over the other.I've been arguing under the assumption that you are a breast lover and not a flat chest lover. But regardless of your position, the scenario hasn't changed, there is one closer to the preference, and one further from it.Now, clearly, you chose the one you prefer, yes? For me, it is the one on the right. Now you didn't WANT her to enhance her size. But her size is enhanced none the less. You love her no more or no less, but you are happier, yes? Now your love doesn't change, but you chose the one you prefer over the other, yes? This doesn't make you shallow, because both breasts belong to the woman you love. Here is a scenario in which the value of "hers" means nothing, because they are both hers, and when it comes to making a decision, they cancel each-other out. You can only do what I've been asking you to do this entire time. Look at them objectively as breasts and not subjectively as hers.
>>13520289Have you ever had vanilla ice cream? It's white. White as a rapping Dragon.
>>13520282No, I have a right to be here too.
>>13520076>"You got some good taste. Have a good day."
>>13520289Vanilla plant flowers are white. Otherwise I have no idea what you're getting at.
>>13520288Of course. And since she's a dog she's always licking his face too.She's not really licking his face, that's just what others see
>>13520257I hate to say it, but the first half of Big Bad Wolf was pretty good for this. The werewolf was a big aggressive predator who teased and taunted the MC as he tried to run from herToo bad it went to shit with the silly mass femdom show and the second part.
>>13520295That would be in accord with Sturgeon's law, so you're probably right.
>>13518971Absolutely
>>13520296If you truly didn't care if she had larger breasts you would leave the decision to chance. If every other feature is exactly the same, what difference do some lumps of fat make?
>>13520301>Dunmers>rightsAhahaha.
>>13520296What an overly complicated scenario. Couldn't you just have said that a wizard is gonna change the bust size of your waifu whether you like it or not, but he's giving you the option between making them big or small?
>>13520301Skyrim is for the Nords! Go back to Morrowind!
>>13520307Oh? Then what is she licking? Do tell. Omit no details.
>>13518971It's a Kid now, you wouldn't fuck a kid would you?
>>13520319Skyrim is a part of the Empire, Morrowind is a part of the Empire. No arguing, citizens.
>>13520304Not him but actual vanilla extract, the stuff used in cooking, is dark brown/black.
>>13520311I want to scare a squid girl so hard she inks herself.
>>13520313Because once I take out the fact that they are "her" breasts, I am a man who can actually make a decision and realize that I prefer larger breasts as a secondary trait to the primary trait of the breasts of my loved one. I should have added the caveat that you must make a conscious decision, ya little weasel. >Lumps of fatLumps of dreams and wonder, you filthy plebeian. >>13520318I guess.
>>13520326Vanilla flowers are a milky yellow
>>13520298Have you ever seen the vanilla in ice cream? That's what the little black specks are... At least in good ice cream most cheap stuff just uses artificial flavouring. Still the white comes from the milk the vanilla bean is black.I got ice cream Captcha how appropriate.
>>13520325Imperial scum...
>>13520331That's a subjective opinion though, and I have said this repeatedly. Objectively, breast size is irrelevant.
>>13520316We've been around thousands of years longer than you milk drinkers.>>13520319It fuckin sucks there dude.
>>13519261Can anyone link me the uncensored version of this image?
>>13520321She's kissing him deeply, violating his mouth with her tongue.
>>13520308Hey, the femdom show thing was pretty good. I felt it was an interesting sort of stand in for a wolf pack. Although I just wish it were it's own thing or in a different story because I would have preferred an actual wolf pack in this instance.
>>13520343The Empire built the walls that protect you from giants and dragons. The Empire built the roads your traders use. What do the Stormcloaks offer you?>>13520355Do the others keep wondering why he always gets such a pained, pleading expression when the dog is licking him?
>>13520352http://exhentai.org/s/3b6a7d8c01/769580-24
>>13520333Just for reference, this is what people are usually talking about when they say vanilla, whether they know it or not. Either this or the flavor derived from it. It's definitely not white.
>>13520344>Objectively, breast size is irrelevant.You are wrong though. Objectively speaking, the one which caters to your subjective preference makes you objectively happier. Take the wizard example from >>13520318 because its superior to mine. You can't say breast size is irrelevant because you'll chose the one you want more. And you don't get the passive choice of not choosing either. Make a stand for what you like if you're a man.
>>13520372The flowers are mostly white though
>>13520363Thanks.
>>13520372When people say it, they mean the plant, which is a white and yellow orchid.Just like rose oil is yellow, but nobody says 'yellow as a rose'.
Everyone, please stop arguing over what color stuff is and enjoy the Spideryeti!
>>13520377> And you don't get the passive choice of not choosing either. Why? Because that doesn't fit into your rhetoric?
>>13520382>When people say it, they mean the plantWhen I say it I mean the flavor or the flavoring agent. The flower isn't really relevant, the flavor doesn't come from it. It's just a decoration.Tomato flowers are yellow but you don't say yellow as a tomato.
>>13520392>she ties you up so you can't escape her 8-legged cuddle
>>13519722You have it or just posted screenshot?
>>13520377You do make a good point, I am just having trouble envisioning it due to having no strong preferences either way and would have to leave it to chance. I do find naizuri better than paizuri though. Asses are a different story though, to me the only thing more important than a nice ass is a cute face. Let us now discuss why buttocks truly are justice.
>>13520392That's just a tarantula!
>>13520400Most vanilla extract bottles will have the flower on them. Tomato sauce bottles always have the fruit on them. Also, have you never seen a yellow tomato?
>>13520398Exactly, because it betrays the scenario which forces you to look beyond the fact that they are her breasts and chose based on your preference. You just don't want to admit you're wrong now, that despite being hers you still have a preference and if "hers" were to your preference, you'd be happier with it, despite not necessarily being unhappy otherwise.>>13520405>Let us now discuss why buttocks truly are justice.It's a boring discussion tho. Asses are great and there's very little retort to that.>I find naizuri betterWhy? That's like liking a butt-job from a flat and bony ass. I mean if that's what you like, sure I just don't understand.
>>13520392I prefer fluffy lamias.
>>13520421I just think naizuri is cute. Blame Mafuyu.
>>13520405I wish we had more stories centered around the existing fat-bottomed girls like the Wight, Troll, Kakuen, and Cheshire.
>>13520417If I give you a bag of roasted coffee beans with a picture of green coffee beans growing on a coffee plant on the front of it then ask you what color coffee is, what are you going to say?
>>13520438You missed an important one.
>>13520439The colour shown on the tin??
>>13520442Kraken and Scylla have such excellent rears. Cephalopods are olev cuttlefish and nautilus when?
>>13520442Kitsoviet actually wrote something about her, but I believe it didn't mention her ass.
>>13520443I don't point to the bag or indicate it in any way, I just ask a general question. "What color is coffee?"Exactly how do you answer?
>>13520439Coffee cherries are red though, and delicious.
>>13520421>you just don't want to admit you're wrong nowStop with the assumptions right there, I'm not the guy you've been arguing with. I'm with the other guy on the opinion that tits are a nonfactor for me as opposed to asses though.
If bigamy was the common thing, what two monstergirls would you go for?They both can be from the same species if you want
>>13520464I'd probably marry sisters that already got along pretty well. That's the recipe for the least amount of headaches.
>>13520439Almost every plant is green at some stage you dipshit, what colour is wheat? Apples come in different colours. What colour are apples?
>>13520464A Mantis and a Dragon, just for being my top 2. No idea how they'd get along though.
>>13520438>>13520442And for one girl it's her single redeeming feature
>>13520461Except you had nothing by way of response. >Tits are a nonfactorNonsense. Even if ass comes before tits, tits would still be a tertiary factor. The fact of the matter is, you still have a preference, and regardless of the one you love, it's still better to have them closer aligned to your own preference. IT would happen without a wizard any way, if you take MGE into account, as Mamono mana changed the waifu to suit your subconscious preferences over time
>>13520464[x] harem
>>13520438Speaking of Trolls, Did anyone besides Bollocks ever write a story with them?
>>13520464Alp and Gazer
>>13520482Reminder getting waifu'd by a matango just means you head to wonderland and change her to mad hatter, who is better in every way including the ass.
>>13520490Nope, I believe not.
>>13520464http://i.imgur.com/i0s0JqK.pngTwo Shirohebis
>>13520464Ghoul + holst.I wanna suckle while being suckled
>>13520494They're parasites anon. The profile pictures are just examples of different hosts.
>2 titsGood!>Therefore logic dictates. >4 titsBetter!
>>13520485The tertiary factor would be the hips and things, actually. And how the hell does this whole thing relate to the start of this whole thing?How many tangents did you guys go off on?
>>13520511>How many tangents did you guys go off on?I don't even know anymore. And fine! Tits is the fourth factor!>inb4 it's not
>>13520509At least post 4 tits that are nice looking. I don't know why you keep posting this and the elephant one.
>>13520509That looks awful.
>>13520494>who is better in every way including the assA waifu who dresses like a walking poker tournament and jabbers on and on with literally nonsense gibberish is better than a docile, perma-naked one?You're a man who's entitled to his opinion, which I respectfully disagree with, friend
>>13520473You are incredibly stupid, Anon.I can't believe I wasted so many replies trying to explain this.
>>13520506If you turn her into a mad hatter she is both sapient and can make you nice soothing tea>>13520485In order of importance:face > ass/hips > legs > midriff > breasts > shoulders/upper back/upper arms > feet >>13520509>not liking monotitsDid you even watch Kung Pow?
>>13520518>liking matango more than the one that isn't brain deadStuff her mouth with biscuits or dick and she won't keep crapping on
>>13520521It kinda baffles me how some dudes regard tits so lowly. For me it's moreFace>Ass=tits>Legs>hips>Belly>Back>feet
>>13520514Am I the only Anon who posts those two pics? And you connected them to me somehow? I feel like you understand me on a different level, Anon, can we be friends?
>>13520536You have been posting them one after the other for several threads now. It's not that hard to notice its just you posting them.
Looks like you've finally found a portal to MGE World! Even without that asshole fuck Robot Devil's help!Unfortunately for you, this portal could go anywhere because Wurmholes are unstable!First use 1-10 on https://www.random.org/ ! Congratulations at accomplishing step 1 idiot!1-2 Leads you to the Demon Realm where you'll be captured by one of it's denizens!3-4 Leads you to DA SEA where you are captured by one of it's denizens!5-6 Leads to Zippangu where you can be proactively dated in the woods or flee like a bitch to the human towns and do whatever! Splendid!7-8 Leads to Wonderland where there is no escape and you can be proactively dated or eat some weird looking fruit and turn into a Monster Girl (100% true)9 Leaves you smack dab in the middle of the Sabath's Equivalent to Rome! Amazed at your "magic" you can pick any loli to be proactively dated by!10 Leads you to Lescatie, where you can do anything! Except Monsters.
>>13520464Two Cheshires
>>13520532Great tits are rare and naturally almost always come with a world class ass.Face>tits, and the rest sort of falls into place if you have those two locked down.
>>13520532I don't regard tits lowly, I just regard legs higher. Never cared for feet
>>13520543>Da seaOh boy! Time for OLD ONE>>13520549>>13520551I 'spose
>>13520532Face>Hair>Tits>Everything else
>>13520543man I hate da seait's cold and wet and salty, I bet they don't even have computers
>>13520555>HairReally? I mean, girls usually have alright hair. Or do you mean haircuts?
>>13520543>7Fuck. The options right before and right after were so much better. Oh well, I guess I'll try and find a good March Hare.
>>13520543>Da seaShit, hold on. I need to go find an orange shirt and some green pants first before I go in
>>13520542Alright, I'm not alone, I've posted the elephant girl pic a few times, recently, but I've only posted the 4-tittied Minotaur like twice, and I've been in these threads for several years now. Can we still be friends?
>>13520543>7Fuck. I wanted to go to loli land. N-Not because I have a fetish for ancient R-Rome or anything, C-Caesar!
>>13520549Tits are a fact, they don't change once they develop and can not be altered naturally. An ass can be improved simply be keeping healthy and doing squats, and is much more telling about the womans lifestyle. IRL the best asses I've seen were all on girls with small chests.
>>13520559>Or do you mean haircuts?I mean both
>>13520566That's just because a good pair of sizable tits that aren't born of just a shitty lifestyle is rare. Man 3D sucks. >>13520576Long, thick, silky, luscious hair a best.
Imagine for a moment if you will, Where the Waifu Thing's Are.
>>13520562Yeah, whatever. Just post tasteful art next time.
>>13520543http://i.imgur.com/mJTpHyl.gifI want to go to Wonderland and just go on a drug spreeI'll eat and drink EVERYTHINGhttp://i.imgur.com/mJTpHyl.gif
>>13520566>Women's cup sizes don't go up and down all the time>Asses are not gifted genetically in the same wayWrong on both accounts. The difference is, a girl can improve her ass through exercise which is what many less endowed girls work on.And bony skinny girls with toned asses suck. You ever had one sit on your lap? You can feel her pelvis digging into you. They look okay, but they are not that fun to cuddle or hold. You're also forgetting that most exercise crazy girls lose their tits if they're full fitness machines. That's why the only female bodybuilders with tits are the ones with fake ones.
>>13520586Enjoy the consequences
>>13520543>wonderlandFine with any outcome other than becoming an mg. Preferably a Jabberwock or Cheshire finds me.
>>13520505Are you a contortionist or do you have a two feet long tentacle dick?
>>13520593???????????
>>13520586But Anon, you might turn into a Monster Girl! Forever!
>>13520593You should read his selection of girls again man.
>>13520593He means he wants the Ghoul to give him the heavenly Ghouljob while he drinks a Holst's delicious nectar of the gods
>>13520593You must have a very limited imagination.
>>13520543> 1, Demon RealmIt's OK, I happen to like vanilla succubiThe original and best, lustier and sexier than any monster except their big sister lilims.Sure, their threadcanon NTR proclivities aren't ideal, but you can avoid this heartache by just not waifuing them.
>>13520606>threadcanonPff
>>13520593>You will never have a two feet long tentacle dick, or be a contortionist.
>>13520585Damn it, I'm trying to find "tasteful" art, but I'm still just finding weird shit. I'm trying though, I won't let you down.
>>13520606>The original and best,Please. Succubus is to Wight as human girl is to Succubus.
>>13520606>threadcanonCome on, anon.
>>13520621More like succubus is to human girl as wight is to an inanimate corpse.
>>13520543>9When in Rome, do the Romans. A cute little Baphomet it is.
>>13520613>>13520623I can't actually tell whether you're implying that succubus NTR isn't just something autists say in the threads, it's a law of nature; or whether you're implying that succubus NTR doesn't happen and I'm a fool for even mentioning it.All I can say is that USUALLY when I express any sliver of regard for succubi I get shat on, so I was trying to inb4 it.Succubi are loev, you can't crush my spirit
>>13520620Frosted Rapes is one of the better examples of multiple breasts done in a way that doesn't make them look awful. At least to me.
>>13520585>>13520620http://exhentai.org/g/810063/c3aa9d4380/How about some cute, vanilla, voluptuous Oni porn?
>>13520642Nah man, I was implying that threadcanon is a maggot filled shitpile.
>>13520620It's ok. Even if you fail, we still have a 4-breasted girl almost everyone likes.data.archive.moe/board/jp/image/1411/63/1411635073719.png
>>13520644Hot. Kinda boring.
I like to imagine before my Monster Waifu goes to work she gives me a kiss and slips a little envelope in my pocket. At lunchtime after I've done housework I open it and it's a small little letter she wrote me, and it's showered with stickers of disney characters saying things like "You are special!" and "You're Number 1", that kind of stuff. The letter is just a nice way to imagine being near her even if she's at work. Then, at night when she gets home I run to the door to greet her and wrap her in a hug, nuzzling my head into my big loving waifu!
>>13520655She's always been too cheesy for me.
>>13520644The best kind. Hopefully we get it in english eventually.
>>13520642>Succubi are loevI'm so sorry, anon
>>13520660This is 2cute4me, anon.Think of my heart
>>13520543>Wonderland I'm ok with this.
>>13520642This >>13520655The roll above is also based on the MGE which is full of ntr-preventative stipulations. Hell the monster head honcho is a monogamous succubus.Anyway, are your favorite physical / personality traits for succubuts?
>>13520606Soul-eating Succubus > NTR Succuslut > Waifu Succubutt
>>13520716You're a shit.
>>13520716my tastes > your tastes = shit
>>13520716>wanting to ream your frail, sickly waifu to death under demonic influenceDisgusting.
>>13520643I share your opinion.
>>13520669Don't imagine it coming from a Wurm or a Sandworm then.
>>13520758There is a joke in there about Wurms and literacy, but I'd hate myself for making it.
>>13520758>Getting secret cute stuff from your high-powered Dragon waifuBetter hope her rivals don't get their hands on photos of those cards! Also ahaha desu wa~ Sotomura-san when?
>>13520543>5The fuck is even in there?
>>13520767Please. Dr. Wurm is behind one the greatest scientific papers on quantum mechanics. And Dr. Shai-Hulud is the lead of a team working on a new propulsion drive.
>>13520543>8PERFECT
>>13520767>tfw it's just drawings instead of words, and they're Crayonfag-style but utterly unironic
>>13520785Wait...those are just the husbands taking their wive's names isn't it?
>>13520543>2>Landing SMACK dabinthemiddleofenemeterritoryOf all the places I had to land in vanilla succubus territory.
>>13520777Zipangu is Not-Japan.http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zipangu
>>13520543>Zippangu where you can be proactively dated in the woods or flee like a bitch to the human towns and do whatever! Splendid!I think you forgot about the ushis launching trees to the towns just to bust a laugh about the scared humans.
>>13520796Nope. They take their wives'
>Pharaoh will never have her priestess make you seem like a fool in front of her whole court.www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxyOTFQFWQ0
>>13520796>taking your wive's namePlebs.
>>13520676>Anyway, are your favorite physical / personality traits for succubuts?I tried to post a pic of what is pretty much my favourite succubutt with the original comment, but IMAGE LIMIT.It's pretty much the standard, anyway: big tits, long legs, irrumato-handlebar horns, sexy latex outfit.Personality-wise: she's a hungry sex temptress, and she's not pretending otherwise. > "Aaaaanon, it's like three hours since we fucked already, I'm horny!"> "Hey, look... don't my breasts squeeze together so nicely in this outfit? They're almost ~bursting~ out of the top..."> "My mouth's feeling kinda dry, anon. Don't you have anything I could drink? Oh, I think you ~do~"
>>13520808They get a government paycheck every month for using them since it gives Wurms and Sandworms good publicity.
>>13520800>Ushi>Jurougumo>Shit eatersGod damn I hate everything, hope I get a Kunoichi or something.
>>13520824>I hate everythingEven Inari?
>>13520824The only shit eater there would be you.
>>13520827Well I don't hate everything, I just hate my luck.Although I don't know if I can have a fluffy waifu for health reasons.
>>13520808My family name isn't worth shit. Id be honored to take hers.
>>13520824Akaname aren't shit eaters in MGE, their real crime is being a dull design compared to a lot of other monsters.
>>13520824Are you talking smack about Ushi's and Jurougumos?Fuck, why do you even care about Jurougumos anyways? They get fuck-all in terms of content.
>>13520543>ZippanguYes. Just as planed.
>>13520846I don't he'll listen, because like any other autist he'll stick to threadcanon cancer.
>>13520850>Just as planed>planedBane?
>>13520543But Anon, Lescatie is already a Demon Realm!
>>13520858I thought it was the Roper rape kingdom of the Self-insert Harem king courtesy of Druella
>>13520846I'd be really into the plain freckled girl look if the tongue was small enough to go into my urethra.
>>13520858Presumably he meant pre-Druella Lescatie.It'd be kinda terrible to be in post-Druella Lescatie and not being allowed to dick mgs.That'd take an awful lot of cockblocking
>>13520810Fairly standard, not that there is anything wrong with that. I also love me some hungry succubi, though the occasional barrage of thinly veiled innuendos is a welcome diversion.And some exotic skin colors. Cerulean and light purple look great on demonic vixens.
>>13520864It is. It's also a Demon Realm. You don't have to be a Lilim to rule a Demon Realm, Pharaohs do it all the time, and some are even ruled by Incubi (See Khepri).
>>13520841>hate my luckThe human settlements are probably full of yamato nadeshiko monster waifus. You could do much worse.
>>13520842Then make it worth something.
>>13520886Some dungeons also become mini-Demon Realms due to a lot of strong monsters gathering in a relatively small area.
>>13520892I don't really care enough, dude. I take more pride in my first name. My last isn't even real, my dad changed it to make it easier for tards to say. And I'm not about to go carve my own empire either, economic or otherwise.
>>13520808I hate my last name, I want to take my waifu's last name!
>>13520915>not carving your own empireYou'll never get your ancestors smiling at you like that.>>13520925That's fair I suppose.
>>13520932Where do you think you are, son?
>>13520936Not in the company of proud men, that's for sure.
>>13518359Michael Hurley's entire discography and some way to play it. I'd want to share the magic of Snock's music with those uncultured monsters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv8Lns8EcmY
>>13520932Empires are a big chore. I'd like something low-key and secure. Though, personally I'd like to keep my last name unless I end up with a Dragon or something. Because Dragon last name's might just sound cool.
>>13520941I guess we just don't value the same things.
>>13520944Do they even have last names? They seem more like the kind to call themselves "[X], the Terrible", or "[X], Lady of Cinder".
>>13520949I guess we don't...Say, what are your opinions on Coke and Hawaiian pizza?
>>13520953>Mr. and Mrs. Lady of Cinder>Having to explain to your mother why your last name is "Lady of Cinder"
>>13520953Not him, but personally I think a name like "Milestone" sounds cool.
>>13520960You could always just get a brand new name for the both of you.>inb4 Max Power
>>13518971only if she stuck those tentacles up my ass
>>13520438That cat butt "censor" you put there really isn't helping much, if you know what I mean.
>>13520960Nah, that's an epithet not a last name. Dragons would probably have proper last names, but no one uses them because they're longwinded and hard to pronounce. In which case I'd definitely use one, because I'm a dick like that.
>>13518971>spats>them thighs>that stomachGod damn it Nintendo.
>>13520960>Smug Tanuki boss learns about your marriage>Changes your deskplate to "Anon, Lady of Cinder">Makes sure to write out on your paychecks "Anon, Lady of Cinder">Also makes sure to always refer to your full name, always>Chesire bitches smuggly laughs with her
>>13520959Coke is like acid that I enjoy drinking. It goes well with pizza because it breaks it down along with the stomach acids. Hawaiian is good. The pineapple's sweetness stands out well, depending on how good the pizza actually is, though I prefer supreme.
>>13520968Max Power, he's a man, whose name you'd like to touch~BUT YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH!His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, YOU MUSTN'T FEAR!'cuz his name, can be said, by anyone~
>>13520978Jokes on them. I have a muscle waifu with a glowing vagina.
>>13520983I guess we can be friends after all.
>>13520978>Working>For a tanuki>When you have a Dragon wife
>>13520990I guess.
>>13520894>DungeonTower shield and flail fighter reporting in.We got goblins
>>13520991>sponging off your waifus moneyAnon pls.
>>13521000Don't bully the Goblins.
>>13520989>glowing vaginaShe should get that checked out. By a professional, I mean.
>>13521003Why not?
>>13520991Maybe his dragon wife is the equivalent of a loli in dragon years. Little to no hoard.
>>13521008No, git gud.
>>13521005Don't worry, I have proper guild certs for goblin removal and my adventurer's handbook is up to date
>>13521007Next you'll tell me heart shaped pupils aren't normal.
>>13521014I think I'll stick to my Dragonslut lifestyle.
>>13521003>>13521009At the very least I wouldn't work for a Tanuki. I'd probably start a business with my Dragon wife.
>>13521024Dragonslut life is best life. Naked Aprons are comfy to wear anyways.