/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Which ship is this?

>>13540560
Girls with tattoos are disgusting.

>>13540577
Well, someone is going to be a virgin for the rest of their life.

>>13540560
Will she help me get rid of my winter fur?

I'm not sure if somebody so SOFT would make for a good teacher!

>>13540602
>Youmu
>virgin
>implying

>>13540602
Haha, yea, poor Youmu. But she deserves it for being dumb enough to get a tattoo, no man will ever want a girl like that.

>>13540624
>youmu
>girl

Sex training with Youmo!

>>13540624
Nice turnaround dude

>>13540712
is something wrong with your arms?

>>13540577
This.

>>13540624
>>13540845
>>13540577
It's alright if you've accepted that no woman would ever touch you or associate with you, let alone let you fuck her, but there's no need to drag down others with you.

Let's face it if a woman like this youmu wanted to have sex with you a permavirg like yourself wouldn't let a tattoo get in the way of crushing that pussy. But since the grapes are out of reach the fox must naturally decree them to be too sour for his tastes.

>>13541971
Are tattoos really this defended upon?

I hate when women have sexy as fuck legs then decide to turn them into coloring books.
Its depressing.

>>13541971
Not everyone has to like your shitty fetish.

>>13541995
99% of people who shit on tats are virgs who think that if you fuck a bitch you immediately gotta settle down and start a loving family. She dresses and acts like a whore so feel free to abuse her like one.

For the record yeah I think ink is hot on a girl. EXCEPT. the bullshit hipster stick n pokes or "rebellious" feminist tattoos. I'm not some undercover faggot /mu/ crossie and feminism is a boner-killer.

>>13542035
No need to be so assblasted.

>>13540696
>Youmo
What would Youmu stroking your dick with her ghost half feel like?

>>13542051
Seriously, why aren't we allowed to not like something about a woman?

They can think of hundreds of reasons to not want to fuck a man, but we have to accept any chick we come across?

Fuck that.
I'm a HUGE leg man and if shit is marked up, thats a huge minus

>>13542051
>>13542090
The projecting is strong in this one.

>>13542105
Like a bag of sand upon thine member.

>>13542131
Hey, if you don't like it, move on buddy. No one's forcing you to post in this thread. This thread just wasn't MADE for you friend-o.

>>13542136
>I got nothing else to say except PROJECTION, YOU'RE PROJECTING LOL

>>13542179
you are so mad rite now, sit down nerd

>>13542179
Who are you quoting?

>>13542164
Im responding to the odd belief that I should be fucking every rat I see and that thinking otherwise makes me a virgin.

Tattoos are terrible and your fetish is shit.

>>13540573
0/10

>>13542214
You are a tasteless virgin, though.

A cabaret gym?

>>13542214
Then why did you post in this thread? Nameless and faceless, you're an anon, not a person: yet you felt that the other no-ones who don't know who you are should know you don't like tattoos?
It's, like, totally your prerogative, but it does seem kind of a waste of bytes and finger-movements.

Youmu knows how to keep it real!

>>13540573
looks like Hamakaze but without tits

>>13542531
I wanna slide it in a skinny titless bitch and dump her the next morning!

>>13542131
Because that anon is an undercover feminist.

I wanna pick up a drunk Youmu while she's out clubbing and take her back to her place. I'd tear off her sweaty skank outfit and pin her down onto the bed so I could use her as my personal onahole. The bruises around her neck and the dried semen in her hair might teach her that whores are subservient to all men, but most women enjoy getting railed while drunk and would only cry "rape" if word got out about her status as the town bike. Youmu would probably be back slutting it up the following night.

>>13542600
Lies, I just enjoy asanagi-style fantasies of slutty bitches getting abused by superior men. That beta nerdtron got triggered by some tattoos and decided to NEET all over the floor.

This thread...

>>13542611
gb2 tumblr normalfag

>>13542611
Tell us again how his entitled privilege towards not liking tattoos triggered you tumblr-anon

>>13542620
I really really like that picture.

>>13542620
>>13542684
Fuck off.

10/10 thread

Ink a shit!

>>13540696
>Youmo

>>13542660
Normally, if I see a thread (like a chubby thread) about a fetish I don't like, I pass over the thread or hide it.

With permavirgs like you, however, you feel the need to, as >>13542302 said, waste your time voicing your hatred of said fetish to people who want to see pics of that fetish.

>>13542915
Ink a best

>>13542916

>>13542620
>>13542684
>feels_rare_man.2hu

>>13540577
Pretty much.
Remove tattoos immediately.

>>13542942
Says the normalfag calling anyone who doesn't like his fetish virgins.

>>13542620
>>13542684
>>13543007
frogposters belong on
>>>/r9k/

>>13543016
I'm letting you know that you aren't welcome here.

>>13542620
>>13542684
>>13543007
>>13543024

>>13542942
If I see a scat thread here you bet your ass I'm going to call it out for the disgusting fetish it is.

Like tattoos.

>>13543040
This may not be a scat thread but it's still shit

>>13542996
I really like this kind of pictures.

g-guys this was supposed to be a thread about Youmu and fit girls..

>>13543088
I thought it was about yomoo wanting to be my personal trainer.

And who would want a dork for a personal trainer anyway?

>>13540560
Okay... I'm sure she'd be a great personal trainer for me. But she'd better take responsibility for that boner-inducing look! I'm serious!

>>13543088
kill yourself tattoofag

Youmu is going to touch my body!! Oh my HECK

>>13542996

>>13543070
Me too. I remember one day in 2009, I was at uni calculus sitting behind a real cute girl with a bob cut and a full back tattoo of an elvish forest, something very tolken-ish. At the centre was a big tree sending out vines and roots that curled around roman pillars.

I had had several cans of bavaria and was too drunk to pay attention to class...all I could do was stare at her back (I was lucky that she was wearing a skimpy tank top, just like in OP pic) and watch her tattoo as the vines and roots was pulsate and curl and flick around.

I can trace my fetish for tattoos back to that day, and although I love most tattoos I still have a special love for chest and back pieces.

>>13543088
I think you got the wrong thread buddy. The gym is two blocks down.

>>13543138
I was actually referring primarily to that "exposed-back in an sitting pose" kind of setup, but strangely enough, that's also the only area where tatoos are attractive to me.

>>13543115
It would be cute if Youmu was forced to be nude around you! I would enjoy her embarrassed body language and red face.

>>13543178
Forcing the girls isn't cute at all.

>>13543196
I think he means the situation calls for it! Like circumstance has forced you to change in the same room!! Youmu taking off her clothes!!! Naked bodies with Youmu!!!!

>>13543196
It's very cute to be fully clothed in front of a Touhou who is buttnaked and very embarrassed! Be sure to rub your clothes against her nude body, to really make her realize just how naked she is!

>>13543026
Go back to tone policing on tumblr friend.
this thread isn't even about tattoos or it being a fetish, but you made it so because someone pointed out they didn't like it.
>>13543196
Does this trigger your feminist instincts anon? You're in the wrong place.

>>13543199
>>13543209
You should switch rooms, then. Youmu is far too young and naive to engage with another person in a romantic fashion.

>>13543150
Well of course. An understanding of a properly erotic back demonstrates why the chest and the back are the best canvases.

Almost like an appropriate picture frame is needed to make a superior picture perfect, a good tattoo is accented by an attractive body. On the back, proper development, low body fat and pronouced shoulder blades create a highly erotic curve that you see in >>13543070. For the chest, you need just enough body fat that allows for a prominent collar bone but doesn't create auschwitz ribs. A modest breast size is also desirable, otherwise the tattoo will just clutter and already well-populated field.

>>13543196
I don't know, bashfulness is very cute.
Ideally, it would be in a situation where she was accidentally put in a situation where you are clothed and she is nude.

Thank you for all of these delicious backs by the way.

>>13543238
>Ideally, it would be in a situation where she was accidentally put in a situation where you are clothed and she is nude.

That kind of situation is one where it's 100% fine, in fact encouraged, to bully the Touhou.

She'll probably be red-faced, and her nipples could be hard, vagina leaking, etc. Tease her about that to really make her squirm! Do anything to drive home the fact that you have all your clothes on, and her entire body is exposed. If her vagina is hairy, bring that up as well!

>>13543263
>If her vagina is hairy, bring that up as well!
I need to masturbate now.

Bullying Youmu into shaving her vagina!

>>13543225
That makes sense. I guess perceiving tatoos in a daily context, where strange motifs are placed in awkward locations, made me ignorant towards the artistic potential of them.
To be honest though, I can't imagine a chest tatoo being as engaging as one on the back, simply because portraying the bare front of a person seems just so blunt to me. A playful angle due to a slight turn towards the viewer from the back, however...
And you're welcome, have a nice day.

>>13543331
Ah! No! That's not the point!

If a Touhou keeps her vagina hairy, that's fine. You only need to bring it up so that she knows you're looking at her vagina. You want to make her feel like she has no privacy at all; you see her exposed vagina and now you know how she keeps her most private area.

Don't bully her about it! Just casually bring it up, so that she's aware you're taking glances at her naked crotch.

>>13543356
Youmu WANTS you to look at her naked vagina, in the flesh.

>>13543337
Of course it's brazen, anon - the medium is the message. Would Revy's tattoos suit her if they were placed somewhere where they were harder to see?

I believe I understand your own tastes - you enjoy depth, subtlety, definition and nuance. Excellent tastes, and I share them! But I also enjoy to clean my palate with something less complex, if you understand what I mean.

>>13543396
That would be really perverted! I ccan just imagine her subtly running her fingers through her vagina hair, spreading her lips, and fingering herself in front of you.

>>13542743
>>13543007
>>13543024
>>13543037

r9k pls go

>>13540623
>>13542179
>>13542684
>>13542620
>>13543037
>>13543556
I've missed a lot, but this thread is cancer

>>13543396
Youmu an exhibitionist!

>>13543584
She would probably find excuses to bend down often as well, so her butt could stick up high in the air for your viewing pleasure. Maybe she could bounce up and down as well, to bring a bit of jiggly action to her chest.

Youmu is such a pervert!

Judging from the /v/tier erp and shitposting across the board, I think /jp/ got linked to or something.

>>13543611
I can't believe she'd do such a thing. She has no shame!

You are all wimps, kisama-tachi. The true alpha virgin wizard cares not about ink on the female body, because he has transcended 3D bitch.
In the realm of 2D, ink is irrelevant, because when you see 2D you see shapes and contours and spaces and colors... it is all the same, and it is beautiful.

>>13543812
But anon, how can 2D be all the same when drawings evoke different feelings based on the specific viewer's past experiences?
Some anons in this tread attach negative feelings towards ink, while I attach romantic (in the sense of the Romantic movement of the 19th century) feelings to specific depictions of tattoos.
Must we fight over these innate but benign differences? I am on the same path to wizardhood, but I had a different upbringing than most /jp/ wizards, one where a full-back tattoo evokes pleasant memories of music, cheap liquor, freedom from responsibility and a time before the rise of the SJW.

I can no longer enjoy wine or liquor and my old interests are under attack from radical marxists, so please just understand that many of us want to live out our pathetic fantasies.

I don't like this! I want to be trained by A GIRL!

>>13543936
Well, you're in luck, because Youmu is an all-girl female girl!

>>13543582

Youmu has a strong back from carrying around those nice big boobs all day while working hard.

>>13544639
It's good to dream.

>>13544966
Youmu says that licking her sweat will make you stronger.

>>13544966
holy SHIT

>>13544969
I'd start by licking her feet and then her armpits. You know what? Forget that I'll lick her naked body from head to toe she's so amazing.

Remember when Youmu is the softest?

I do.

>>13545081
She'd certainly be soft for cuddling with.

>>13545094
I want to cuddle next to Youmu's feet!

>>13545081
The ideal is to be sandwiched between Youmu's slim boyish figure and Yuyuko's plump womanly figure, in bed.

>>13545136
Which way do you face?

>>13545144
Spoon Youmu and have Yuyuko big spoon you on normal days.

Sleep in Yuyuko's busom if you're having a bad or its cold.

My own personal cumdumpster!

>>13543584
>>13543630

Well, if that's true then I won't be able to resist giving her exactly what she wants. I would ogler her naked body until every detail of her vagina, nipples etc is permanently burned into my brain.

>>13545223
Fuck you, don't talk about my waifu like that, fuccboi.

Youmu IS a girl, which means that it's natural for her to want to look good for boys and get fucked by thick dicks!

>>13544966

Youmu is ready to train you in the art of human reproduction.

Youmu is a ghost and probably reproduces by implanting you with a tiny halfghost myonthing embryo that will feast on your innards and explode from your chest.

I wonder what Youki would do if he came back and found out that his wife and daughter are both having a simultaneous sexual relationship with you...

>>13549867
She's my cumdumpster now, cum boy.

>>13550719
Sex with Youmu!

>>13543040
I honestly find tattoos more disgusting than scat.
Tattoos are just trashy and childish as fuck.

>>13540602
normie fag pls go, let us have our unrealistic expectations of women in peace.

>>13550788
Yuyuko is not his wife, nerd. But he would probably be concerned that his grandkid is having wild sex with his employer and some dude.

>>13553757
Tattoos are highly erotic
That is my opinion

>>13554957
Your opinion is objectively wrong and shit.

>>13554998
But that's just your opinion, man.

So many are butthurt over tatts. Holy fuck, this thread veered off the tracks just a wee bit.

Would it make those feel any better if I said Youmu was wearing temperary tatts? Could you grasp such a thought any better?

>>13555105
>Would it make those feel any better if I said Youmu was wearing temporary tatts?
So she would only be temporarily a whore? No, that doesn't make it much better.

4chan will always be against tattoos and drugs, because they are degenerate.

Youmu has the softest vagina.

all this arguing over a poorly drawn image

>>13555394
How the fuck do you think that 4chan isn't one of the most degenerate places on the internet? Did you come from /pol/?

>>13555521
I'm a regular from 2007.

It's simple like that, there are borders we didn't cross, such as furry, tattoos and drugs.

>>13555535
>2007
Anyone who came after 2006 is a newfag, sorry.

>>13555552
I was a newfag then, but nowadays I'm a semi-oldfag.

>>13555535
There were a couple people waging a war against drug-related degeneracy in /jp/ for a while, but eventually they got tired and gave up. I haven't seen most people care lately.

>>13555571
Nope, you didn't make the cut. You're forever a newfag.

>>13555577
The drug people themselves give up posting that shit.

>>13555394
More like cause they're normalfag shit.

>>13555520
It's not poorly drawn if it makes me cum every day

>>13550788

I want to have a monogamous relationship with Youmu, save for the occasional (birthday wishes and such) group sex involving Yuyuko and maybe even Yukari so long as we are both okay with it.

>>13555619
>>13555535
>>13555394
The old /jp/ is dead, fags. We've taken over and we're not going to leave.

>>13555394
4chan is degenerate, its just a different sort of degeneracy that scorns this sort of degeneracy.

>>13556066
There's not much you can do about it, boy-o.

>>13554957
Depends on the tattoo

>>13556056
>>13556073
The only thing I know is that skanks like this wither and stew in misery by the ripe age of 30.

So it is not how she looks in this picture what disturbs me, but what I fear that she will live the rest of her life in misery.

>>13556152
But Patchouli doesn't age, so she can be a massive slut for as long as she wants to.

>>13556152
>wither and stew in misery
That's been me for ten years.
>the ripe age of 30
That'll be me in 2½ weeks.

>>13556167
Don't magicians need to dedicate their lives to the arcane in order to maintain their existence?

>>13556162
>>13544966

>>13556297
Sex magic is a thing.

>>13556354

>>13556152
My grandmother was a slut who used to chase American soldiers at the naval base she worked at during WWII.

She lived an otherwise unremarkable and normal life after the war ended. I never saw her stewing in misery, she just treated her days on the base getting fucked by literal dozens of men as fond memories of her youth.

>>13556162
I want to lick that body so damn much...

>>13542131
The reason hipsters get to defensive about tattoos is that they're really just as much a matter of identity as old-school ethnic tattoos. As ethnic, class- and education-based identities have weakened in the post-modern world, many people with no sense of self have taken up getting tattoos of inane subjects, like popular culture or even brands, to make themselves feel like a part of something. It's just that instead of signalling being a Maori with their tattoos, they signal that they like Coke, since there's really nothing else to hold on to. When you say pop culture tattoos are dumb, you're effectively calling those who have them worthless.

It's the same phenomenon as "gamers," who define themselves through playing games. They get mad as all hell if anything threatens their source of identity, much like many traditional societies will behead you for threatening the prestige of their ethnic group or religion.

>>13540577
Second.

sup /to/

Let me see your mad skillz

>>13560436
ААА НУУУ, ЧИКИ БРИКИ И В ДАМКИ

>>13560493

>>13560493
Get out of here, Stalker.

>>13553786

>Yuyuko is not his wife, nerd.

I beg to differ.

>>13558234
This guy is on to something but does not fully understand how tattoos can be used. Those in the know can use them to predict what kind of defects a bitch has.

You first need to know that tattoos are, depending on the studio you go to, fairly expensive or fairly cheap. Not excluding additional fees and government taxes, a competent tattoo artist will charge you $50-60/hr. GOOD artists charge in the range of ~$80/hr and I've heard of appointment-only legends charging hourly fees in the low three figures.

Proper tattoos, of course, can't be rushed and take lots of time and care. Larger or complex tattoos are done in stages, the same way that some vaccines require timed follow-up visits after the initial dosage. Mistakes happen, of course, but not taking the time to find a reputable artist puts you at a greater risk for dodgy art, painful infections, or both. And of course, colour tattoos are more expensive than black and white tattoos.

What does this mean?

Tattoos that are small (no bigger than a dollar bill or thereabouts), have obvious defects or signs of scarring from infection, or are in black and white/made chiefly from simple geometric designs suggest that the owner has poor impulse control or wanted ink for shallow reasons. Such tattoos would have likely been applied on the spot at some strip mall/skid row studio when the bitch smoked a bowl and though it'd be fuckin' awesome to get pac-man eating power pellets and a ghost on her arm. Several of these tattoos, thematically unrelated, are the mark of the bitchii.

Larger, colorful, cleaner, and more complex tattoos indicate that the owner had planned it out for weeks. These could easily cost in the thousands, take months to complete and indicate a commitment to something - a lifestyle, gang, religion (unless the religion prohibits tattoos), or whatever the tattoo depicts. This is a green light, not an amber one, so proceed with caution.

>>13560493
tovarisch pls

>>13560632
Tattoo placement is also important to consider. Rule of thumb: the harder a tattoo is to conceal with clothes, the less a bitch is concerned about her future employability. Same goes for gauged ears.

Certain tattoos/locations are popular amongst specific subcultures:
- Lower back, i.e. "ass antlers": White trash.
- Knuckles: Hipsters.
- Stick 'n pokes: Ibid, but stupider.
- Chest: Punks.
- Shoulders: Bikers, punks, certain gangs. These girls often have fun stories to share for a few drinks.
- Pelvic area: Ravers.

>>13560632
can someone explain this image? what is anzu thinking?

Silver-haired slut.

>>13560907
Isn't it obvious that it is a gravity and fall formula? Didn't you go to middle school?

>>13560907
At what speed my ejaculate will hit her buns.

>>13560689
I fucking love this dudes art

>>13560689
>Shoulders: Bikers, punks, certain gangs. These girls often have fun stories to share for a few drinks.
Yeah, that seems to fit Youmu.

>>13561305
Sauce?

>>13560632
Fucking Anzu. If you're a NEET, you should be able to take the time to learn about air resistance and significant figures.

>>13561336
Hopping freights across the Midwest with Youmu!
Having to share a single sleeping bag to avoid hypothermia with Youmu!
Sharing an incredibly tender night of slow, loving boxcar sex with Youmu!

Still being able to smell the coal dust in her hair, decades after you first made love to Youmu...

>>13561342
look for Alice no Takarabako on panda, dude

>>13561904
Thanks!

>>13540577
Tattoos are fine, but those tattoos are really really bad.

>>13540573

seamen schooner