/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for kikis

First for phat thighs.

>>13639552
I was just about to make a thread with a mantis

You're least favorite MG is the best

>>13639558
>thighs
Shit. I meant hips.
I need to get some sleep.

>>13639561
I wanted to make another one with Kiki's, since Kiki's are olev. But then I realized that Mantis have not had enough love lately. So it is time to change that.

Who'd be the best MG to play D&D and Magic with?

>>13639558
And stomach
and breasts.

That last one hit archive pretty quick. Didn't even notice we were on page 10.

>>13639577
All the nerd types. Cyclopes , Oomukades, Gazers, etc.

>>13639585
It really came quickly.
You could say it was premature

Spooks

>>13639582
>>13639558

That wurm is mine now. She wiggles and jiggles, therefore I shall call her the gummy wurm

>>13639592
I don't like the look on your face when you say that. It happens to everybody. Really!

>>13639618
Would you eat gummy worms with her?
If you know what I mean.

>be me
>leave the threads two months ago because of shitposting drama bullshit
>come back this morning
>check /jp/
>/mgg/ doesnt show up on my filter
>ctrl-f doesnt find anything
>shit, maybe /jp/ kicked us out and we went to another board
>check the other boards, find nothing
>even the IRCs are empty
>think the threads internally imploded from drama bullshit and just ceased to exist
>mfw a good portion of three years of my life down the drain
>refresh /jp/
>thread is up
Don't do that you guys, you fucking scared me
I may hate the shitposting that goes on here, but I don't know what I would do if these threads were gone
I fucking love you guys, you fucking faggots
/blog

>>13639619
>It happens to everyone
That's what they all say.
Wait, that means it does happen to everyone if they all say that.

>>13639633
That happened to me last week.

Patchy is a monster in bed.

69 with a Mantis
Y/N

I want a MG to look at an Alp with disappointment as he transforms into a she for the first time under her influence, then with envy as the Alp advances to stage 3 and becomes even more successful that capturing and captivating men than her! I want that MG to rape the Alp out of a need for catharsis, only for the Alp to forgive her and offer her friendship and to share her conquests!

>>13639643
>69
>with any monstergirl
>not picking yes

>>13639626
Only if it isn't a euphemism for dicks.
Gummi Wurm is a pure girl.

>>13639642
Bitch has anemia.

>>13639577

Lich DM - she decides to experiment with how people make decisions.

Her laboratory is transformed into a game session room. All the chairs are equipped with restraints and covers, making them partial cubicles.

Players cannot see each other directly, but instead can view each other's faces in magic mirrors.

As the game progresses Lich is able to activate various 'feedback' functionality built into the player chairs and cubicles to simulate things like distractions, damage, exhaustion.

She keeps pushing sexual overtones into the game and the 'feedback' functionalities invariably turn out to be some sort of kinks, ranging from milk electric shock, to tickling, to invasive tentacles to sucking mouth tentacles.

>>13639577
Alps

>>13639642
I can't decide if I like sickly waif patchy or fatchy more

>>13639577
Wurm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTJU2hz9hF0

>>13639577
A Wurm GM to make the game real through the power of imagination

number captcha, oh god I'm so happy

>>13639687
Wurm GM made me kiss her to stay in character once.

>>13639692
Such vile abuse of power

>>13639701
Yes. It was a complete abuse of power to make me kiss her in front of the others!
That one Shirohebi player even spread rumors around town after that!

>>13639681
Fatchy for me.
The softest magician for cuddling.
Though she'd be a loli witch by MG standards.
And Sakuya is a kiki, has to be

>>13639710
>Fatchi
>Not Musclechuli
Step up. And Kiki also fits somewhat since they are dogs in the MGE.

>>13639710
A knife happy Kiki with a stand.
How terrifying.

>>13639719
Get on her good side and wait for her to time stop rape you

>>13639716
Why not both?

>>13639732
>Get on her good side and wait for her to time stop rape you
Like that one Sakuya Doujin?

>>13639732
>Why not both
Because Muscechoui is superior from being fit.

>>13639735
Yes.
Only she freezes time a little longer than normal so she can cuddle you before going back to her normally cool demeanor

>>13639633
> the doomguy kiki has been waiting for all this time

>>13639740
But she isn't as comfortable to cuddle without some padding

>>13639742
Would her master never find out, blaming how he suddenly gets tired and worn out on not getting enough rest?

>>13639743
That head is getting patted.
Adorable

>>13639744
Still so firm and comfy.

>hosting a game with your DM friend
>first time with this group
>zombie girl plays a monk who grapples everything
>kinoichi plays a rogue who assassinates targets with the power of.....ass
>siren girl who plays a bard that is basically the pied piper for men
>lizardgirl who plays a paladin wearing a suit of gleaming white armor
>dark priest who plays the cleric and lewdly role plays her healing
>you as the fighter and shy blue dragon as the DM
>you're in for a wild ride

>>13639743
That looks nice. It's not often you see monstergirl stuff drawn on a traditional medium.

Those faggots in the onahole thread convinced me to buy one. Immediate regret. Oh well, might as well make the best of it.

Thread gets to decide what monster gets my onahole virginity. Be gentle.

>>13639752
Matango

>>13639752
Cait Sith

>>13639752
Use that Kraken doujin
Is good

>>13639752
Roper

>>13639743
I just can't have enough kikis, thanks.

>>13639752
Wurm.

Is it just me, or are there substantially less people in these threads than before
Did the majority of people leave because of shitposting?

>>13639764
It's 11 AM on a weekday, I came home from a part time job an hour ago

if only I was quicker, I could've been the OP

>>13639763

>>13639752
5 way tie

Need a tie breaker

>>13639780
Alp x 2

>>13639780
Wurm.

>This sucks
>The music's too loud. I can't hear what anyone is saying.
>My feet hurt
>I need my prescription eyedrops
>People are staring at me
>I wish I was at home playing Monster Hunter. Gunlance master race.

>>13639783
I want to put my face inside her crotch and take a big sniff!

Also who are you quoting?!

>>13639780
Kraken

I want a tentacle plant girl to latch onto my back and carry us both with her long, powerful tentacles! I want to harass Wurm-chan as a two person team!

>>13639788
Who wants smelly monoeye crotch?

>>13639781
Cheating doesn't count

>>13639782
Winner.
Thank god. I was certain you fags were going to give me something disgusting.

>>13639764
>Still 130'ish posters every thread
>Still 3000'ish posts per thread

Same old same old. Also, why is it that the people that bitch most about shitposting are some of the biggest shitposters that aren't trolls?

>You're not talking about cute monstergirls doing cute things. You're talking about their civilization or setting. S-stop shitposting!
>You're having an argument. That's shitposting! People aren't allowed to disagree or talk about anything but hugs and cuddles.

Fucking Alp, every time.

>>13639802
I'd fuck an Alp every time!

When's the last time you praised Buffcubus?

Muscle is love. Muscle is life.

>>13639820
>Buffcubus
No, just no.

>>13639820
No thanks.

I want to cuddlefuck a Succubus

>>13639783

HEY YOU! So you like Monster Hunter too? what HR are you?

I want to sternly train my own kiki maid.

How tall are you compared to your waifu?

>>13639852
How tall are blue dragons? Her height minus 5'11

>>13639852

A Kejourou? A little shorter/taller maybe?

>>13639858
>Blue Dragons
Probably around six feet at east when fully matured.

>>13639852
I doubt Japanese nerdbirds would be very tall, so I might be bigger then her.

>>13639826
I prefer my daemons fully repentant and chaste.

>>13639868
Depends, are you a manlet or a hyper-manlet/hobbit?

>>13639633
>Anon was sniped with a black arrow
>Came rushing back as soon as he still saw us
>Is still tsun
You're hopeless aren't you, anon? I hope you find a nice monstergirl who can put up with you and tease you in good measure.

>>13639869
My nigga

>>13639852
About the same height. We're both quite tall.

>>13639823
>>13639824

>>13639880
>quite tall
How tall is that?

>>13639865
I am 100% okay with this. Shy, tall girls are olev.

>>13639852
>173cm
Haha, Jesus. So much for the macho archetype.

>>13639874
>Ushi gets hit with black arrow
>bursts through a wall
>looks at the person she's tsundere for
>immediately goes full tsun
>"I just had a feeling you were in trouble"

>>13639873
I'm only a little shorter then average.

>>13639552
>>13639558
>>13639592

So who drew these? They're good enough that I feel the need to sort them under their creator's name.

>>13639890
That 173 manlet is still more macho than the 8 foot tall Patton and his 14 ton Warhammer pauldrons.

>>13639894
The guy is not interested in namefagging, so I guess we're on our own with that.

>>13639894
He wanted us to name him. Lets call him dickbutt.

>>13639893
>Average
In America that's roughly 5'10" from what I remember.

>>13639899
>>13639900
"thedrawfagwithnoname" it is

>>13639906
B-but that's giving him a name!

>>13639898
I say we call him gemanon, those yellow eyes always makes me think of gems.

>>13639894
>>13639900
>>13639906
I say something that reflects his art would be more fitting.
He drew some hefty Wurm booty, and a bunch of cute things.....So.....

>>13639852
I'd imagine her from somewhat shorter to almost equal, as with normal girls. Though with all dragonshilling in these threads I've found myself content with imagining her being taller, up to a whole foot maybe.

>>13639910
Why not Citrinon?

>>13639894
>>13639910
Fucking bad quotes, man.

>>13639906
sans-nom

>>13639745
>'Sister? Why is Anon so tired tonight? Didn't we tell him to rest today?'
>"Indeed we did. Anon! You haven't been overworking yourself have you?"
>N-no I just wa-
>'Grrrr, Anon you meanie! We were going to to have fun all night!"
>"Now don't worry sister, I'm sure that Anon has it in him for a whole. Don't you Anon?"
>W-well I-
>"Excellent! Now change your clothes and get in the room. You aren't leaving till the two of us have had your fear."

>>13639918
Short isn't so bad.

>>13639922
Citrinon sounds more citric, like if he was orangeanon.

>>13639887
192

>>13639933
Ye but its from citrine, a type of yellow quartz. And lemons are yellow.

>>13639932
They aren't short, just portable.

>>13639934
>6'3"
>Still shorter than me

>>13639937
>Update
What about Citrianon, with the a.

>>13639943
Uh...grats?

>>13639946
>update
what? And yeah, Citrianon sounds good.

>>13639946
>Citrianon
I dunno, that sounds retarded, but I don't really have a better alternative.

>>13639952
>Update
Wow, 4chan must be fucking with me, i don't remember putting that greentext.

Just call him NoName.

Sometimes I really wonder about you anon.

>>13639961
I want to call him Frederick

>>13639910
Why not just call him Yellow? Nothing wrong with naming people after colors.

Hell, i'll just call him Yellow. Good name.

>>13639957
You probably had it marked, so it autofilled as a quote.

...Or lizard people, who knows?

>>13639932
It... has it's own charm, sure. Hugging a short, fragile-built girl feels wonderful.

I just don't like it when they're getting really small. I'm not near strict, everything above ~155cm is fine. I believe a Mantis would be human-sized.

>>13639891

>>13639986
Tsun is great.

A tsun Dragon would be even better.

>>13639986
Stop. You mad man. The world will never be ready for a tsundere rapetrain. Next she'll be riding anon saying 'I-it's not like I want to. I just heard it's unhealhy for boys to hold back, and I know you're too useless to do it yourself. Baaka'

>>13639986
Adorable, would tease and pat her head.

>>13639986
Seeing this kind of stuff makes me regret the fact I didn't continue to develop my drawing skills from Elementary school and beyond.

>>13639986
>through the horn
Shit, that's gotta hurt

>>13639986
awesome

>>13639885
Buffcubuss is creepy!

>>13639986
My little rape machine can't be this cute.

>>13639986
perfect

What do you guys think of monstergirls with pear-shapes?

>Teach Wurm daughteru to make food since we don't bond very much due to that one Saturday cartoon marathon was done every week
>Decide to teach her to make a pizza
>We start with the dough
>She's a natura-
>She puts flattened dough over her head after poking two holes in it and shouts
>"BOO! I'M A GHOST!"

>>13640042
impregnate/10

>>13640042
I prefer hourglass

>>13640042
Good for impregnating

>>13640041
Little retard, wasting food like that.

>>13640042
I prefer when the hips aren't so grossly large that they extend beyond the shoulders.

>>13640042
It makes me think Elin.

>>13640042
I like pears.

Though the example looks a little smug for my tastes.

>>13640042
Perfect if it's like on the pic, and not a code-word for cellulitis maximus.

>>13640041
>feign death

I want to go on a quest to pet every monster girl ever imagined

>>13639852
I want to be taller than an Anubis, but shorter than a Dragon.

>>13640067
I'm game.
Lets do this.

>>13640072
Of course you would, Anubisfucker.
Just imagine that one theme from MGS3 that plays after Ocelot says "Mr. President" playing right here.

>>13640042
>Panties under the garter-belt
Dammit, that's not how you do it! You put the panties over the garter so that you can take them off and leave the stockings on! Its lewder that way.

>>13640003
It's a magic arrow that phases through things. It's fine, it'll go away when she cuddles

>>13640067
That would be nice to feel the texture of their furs, their scales and their lithe skin.

I'm a touchy feely kind of faggot, fabric is even better than sex to me at times, it's like having asmr on both your hands and your ears.

>>13639894
This one's my favorite.
Just because of narcissism though.

Mantis headpats are pretty hard to beat.

>>13639852
I'm just a little taller than Rance, apparently.
Good thing big girls are mi fetish.
Little girls too.
Practically most girls are my fetish.

Which MG's lap do you want to use as a pillow?

>>13640042
Flat chests and wide hips?

A. Fucking. Best.

>>13640082
>Not just pushing the panties to the side and fucking them with the whole outfit on
>Not even just cutting a hole in the panties
>Or ripping them off in a lustful craze
Pleb.

>>13640090
That's adorable, apart from that fact I would be frightened to have my neck squirting blood like a juice pack.

>>13639571
That's cool friend!

>>13640090
>Licking
>"Nuh uh, Draculara don't suck, Draculara scrape and lick.
>Scrape and lick.
>Scrape and lick.

>>13640106
If you push them to the side you don't get the full view though. Cutting a hole in panties that small would be the same as just ripping them. You only cut a hole or rip pantyhose so that you can keep those on while fucking. Bonus points if she's wearing a skirt so that when she sits on our lap you can be discretely fucking her in public.

>>13640082
>Taking anything off
>Not just sliding the panties to the side
Pleb

>>13640121
Wouldn't that make your dick chaff from rubbing against the fabric?

>>13640132
Depends on the fabric. I guess.

>>13640121
>>13640132
That's my problem too. Having them pushed off to the side like that would strangle your dick.

>>13640000
>>13640085

There was supposed to be a lewd joke about her helping you learn how to "draw" in here somewhere ....

>>13640101
Alp so I can have fun with anagrams

I want to lie in the lap of my alp pal!

>>13640132
>>13640146
Well, if her cunt is plump enough, then I think you might be able to hook them out of the way, pushing them into the crease of her thigh and crotch.

>>13640132
Yes. Any wet fabric, even silk will cause chafing.

>>13640151
Those are very large Ushi-udders.

>>13640152
>A. Lap. Pillow.

Son of a bitch...

>>13640151
cute

>>13640151
This hand of my glows with an awesome power.
It's loud roar tells me to ruffle that girl's hair.
Take this!
My love!
My boner!
And all of my D'awww!
RUFFLING FINGER!!!!!
Sex END!

>>13640151
Cute as fuck.

>>13640151
Did she find a shota to husbando?

>>13640181
That or she;s just a very big girl.

>>13639852
Way shorter. Just the way I like it.

>>13639972
Yeah, but nothing beats a short girl who is actually built like a tank and could likely tear one apart. Like >>13639932

An awful lot of Ushi love here today. Should be some more later today or tomorrow depending on when the artist uploads it.

>>13639749
I want to see a Yeti playing as a paladin.
One that grapples evil and gives them the option to repent and learn their ways
and if they refuse they get a dose of holy energy

>>13640042
Pls link uncensored pls

>>13640200
I want to pet a loli Ushi's head and call her a good girl.

>>13640200
Lovely.
>>13640203
Just use iqdb.

>>13640200
>>13640205
I want a loli Ushi to cling to my back and hiss at monsters that get too close to me.

>>13640205
Agreed. Loli Ushi are actually the main reason I'm open to Ushi at all now. That fuzzy backpack greentext and PRWs story are too good.

>>13640205
Would you wait till she's a little older then overdose on aphrodisiacs and raging mushrooms and pelviscerate her till she's a fluid covered, heart pupil'd mess?

>>13640210
I want to cling to an adult Ushi's back

>>13639852
probably same height, maybe a hair taller.
5'8" last I checked...

>>13640217
No
That implies I wouldn't do it willingly.

>>13640210

>>13640238
You're a roll.

>>13640238
Holy shit. My poor heart.

>>13640238
Too adorable.

>>13640238
The little rapetrain that could!

>>13639552
>>13639558
>always miss drawfags
Fuck

>>13640238
Can you take this sign but draw a holstaurus instead?

>>13640252
New guy is on a roll.
Try thinking up something cute involving Ushi onis! Quick! Like a loli Ushi Oni puffing her cheeks at an anon who is keeping a slice of cake just out of her reach!

>>13640238
Drawfag please slow down, at this rate you're going to kill me.

>>13640256
>Try thinking up something cute involving Ushi onis! Quick!
Loli Ushi not wanting to eat her veggies.

>>13640256
I don't like ushi-oni

>>13640261
Ushi Oni getting embarrassed at her first day of school.

>>13640262
Well that's your personal tastes.
It's all good as long as you're not an ass about it.

>>13640262
Okay

>>13640238
Adorable, I want to go on adventures with loli ushi.

>>13640256
>Like a loli Ushi Oni puffing her cheeks at an anon who is keeping a slice of cake just out of her reach!
I also want to see her climb all over him trying to get it.

I want to see an Ushi-Oni tear down a wall to get to her prospective mate.

>>13640272
>Climbs all over Anon
>He still manages to keep the slice just out of reach
>She badly wants that cake

>>13640272
>Implying she just won't climb up him and try to grab a piece of cake that is still out of reach.

>>13640262
I agree with you.

>>13640238
Now we just need this: >>13640218

>>13640255
I feel like not having the arms and legs in the air would diminish the effect here and it'd look funny if you had the arms and legs in the air on a human frame. Maybe if she was being suplexed?

>>13640264
>>13640266
>>13640282
Most I'd want with an ushi-oni is dressed as those chinese style zombies, with the seal on their foreheads?

>>13640288
Jiang Shi?

>>13640285
>suplexed
Would her face be smothered in her own breasts?
>>13640288
A Jiang-Shi?

>>13640270
reminds me banjo kazooie but with backpack ushi oni

>>13640291
>>13640293
Yes I forgot the name, thank you.
That's pretty much all I'd want of ushi-oni, not a fan enough to think of better things, sorry.
Or maid? That been drawn before?

I want to frustrate monster girls by putting a piece of glass between them and I and then jacking off onto the glass while they try to get at it.

>>13640318
Depending on the species they'd just smash the glass and rape you.

>>13640316
I want to see one in a business suit with a ponytail and glasses to compliment.
She'd also rest her large udders on some generic, but not faceless kids head.

>>13640318
I can only see that working in a very limit number of cases.

>>13640318
Remember to enchant the glass.

>Wizards: They are your friends.

>>13640324
>not wanting the office holst

>>13640318
It feels like as often as not either
a. they'd just break the glass
b. they'd use MAMONO MANA and YOU'D break the glass to get THEM
c. some other tomfoolery would result in the semen going into its proper place anyway

Not smart, unless you're working with an alp or a unicorn or something.

I want to host a ball with my Liliwurm waifu!

>>13640340
She's just going to make the ball a giant ballpit.

>>13640288
is there somewhere where I can download all those cards?

>>13640350
The difference between Wurms and you is that without threadcanon you'd still be a giant retard.

>>13640353
The Senran Kagura Wiki, or /skg/ itself.
I think SIA has them.

>>13640350
I want to push a haughty vampire in and then force her to frolic, delighting in her unrestrained smile and later embarrassment as she tries to deny ever having enjoyed herself!

I want to watch an anubis try and fail to build a pyramid out of the balls!

I want to make a wight do lewd things to me with her ghost hands in the middle of the pit where no one can see!

I want to throw a fat cait sith in and use it as a beach ball!

>>13640362
Take it easy, threadcanon sometimes being unpleasant is nothing new, just take it in stride.

>>13640340
I want to kick the guy that did that pic in the balls.

More wurms made of mythical/rare metals! I want a diamond wurm, or a platinum wurm - albino?

>>13640386
Orichalcum Wurm when?

>>13639783

>Monster Hunter
>Not Monstergirl Hunter

>Get back from long hours of questing solo.
>Decide to hit the tavern.
>You get the strongest drink the bartender has.
>X amount of hours pass with it all being a big blank for you.
>You wake up the next morning in this girls bed and she's asking how was it.
Your response/What do?

>>13640386
I wouldn't mind an obsidian/volcanic themed Wurm.

>>13640402

>>13640400
EEEEEEEELLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. I smash a window and gut myself on the glass.

>>13640404
How about ice?

Elves are your friends. Elves are your allies.

Breed only with Elves. Usher in the master race.

>>13640400
Be overcome with self-disgust and cry uncontrollably
When she apologizes or attempts to comfort me, demand she take responsibility
Elf waifu get

>>13640412
Ice isn't a metal or mineral.

>>13640397

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypWVGgdy6_I

>>13640400
Tell her it was fantastic and rub her ears gently while asking her if she's up for some snuggling.

>>13640417
I know, I just want to see a chill, mellow wurm

>>13640386
Crystal Wurm

>>13640421
Then imagine a Wurm in a kiddy pool during summer.
Maybe she's also drinking a fruity drink with an edible umbrella in it?

>>13640422
Invisible diamons

>>13640400

Ask who she is and who I am

Oh god my head.

>>13640400
"Don't remember, guess we've got to try again."

>>13640414

The depiction of Elves as tall, skinny, and shapeless are caricatures meant to sow racial disgust. Elves are fertile, soft creatures who were created by God specifically to breed with Man and give forth happy children in great abundance.

>>13639852
Exactly as tall. What could be better than looking you lover in the eye with no discomfort, meeting her lips with yours as naturally as possible, lying her down on the bed and slipping into her while still connected at the lips, and squirming with her as your mouths, genitals, and even feet push and pull at one another in a loving embrace?

>>13640449
this man understands

>>13639852
Almost half my size, though just a foot shorter for the fiery version would be great too.

>>13640400
Tell her it was great and give her a good morning kiss. Even if I don't remember it there's no way a night with such a cute elf would be disappointing.

>>13640446

>>13640072
>Climb up on the dragon's shoulders
>The anubis climbs up the dragon and onto your shoulders

You are now an invincible war machine.

>>13640425

I wanna take down Wurmzilla Shadow of the Colossus style!

>>13640470
Yes, wonderful
That poor pool

>>13640470
She has a lewd expression.

>>13640470
I love you

>>13640470
Nice.

>>13640470
Well done.

>This girl sticks to you like glue.
>She's shy, but will speak her mind when she needs to.
>She enjoys your company and does her best to take care of household chores, and makes sure you are well taken care for.
>She respects and admires you, and loves children.
>She's no master of combat, but is slowly getting there taking Paladin fighting courses.
>Most of all she wants to live happily with you as her husband, but see's you eying that Kikimora that keeps asking for you become her master each day, and she knows what happens when a man becomes a Kikimora's master.
>You really want that Kikimora servant though.

How does this situation end?

>>13640470
Deliveries everywhere, you're on a real roll today.

So, guys, considering how the TPP is pretty much close to passing, I'd recommend downloading all your doujins and chinese cartoons now
So that in the extreme likelyhood sadpanda and nyaatorrents gets shutdown you wont lose all your shit

>you will never be the jailbait bishie husbando of a kuudere Amazon
>she will never play with your cheeks as you sit in her lap
Why live?

>>13640475
Reminder that elves can pick up lewdness from over 500 pesos.

>>13640470
Is there somewhere where you dump this all?
an imgur, tumblr, deviantart or something like that?

>>13640490
>she knows what happens when a man becomes a Kikimora's master.
He becomes a cool-ass-poppa?

>>13640494
>TPP
The wat

>>13640490
I fire the kikimora and tell her that she'll never be seen again.

I fuck my Co-Worker instead.

>>13640494
>Scaremongering
Backing up is always a good idea regardless of the situation though.

>>13640490
Turn her into a kikimora, obviously. Barring that I can tape a feather duster to her ass and still make use of her boymaker.

You get a letter in your desk one day at school. It's written crudely, and you think it's been near a fire. It tells you very strongly to go to a specific place after classes.
Should you go, you'll find a tomboy Ignis there waiting to confess to you.
How do you respond?

>>13640490

I'd be honestly surprised that a girl would give me the time of day. Human especially

>>13640496
>from over 500 pesos
>Pesos
How would Mexican elves differ from normal elves?

>>13640496
>pesos
Paces.
Headcolds aren't very fun, especially during the summer.

>>13640511
Accept her feelings. They aren't terrible.

>>13640517
Nah, pesos is better.

>>13640494
You mean the thing that just got its feet pulled out from under it in congress?

>>13640515
>>13640520
Just imagine a brown Kikimora minus the feathers and in greater numbers.

>>13640490
Elope with the kikimora and tell her that I'm already spoken for, but I'm sure a kikimora as determined as her will surely find a master worthy of her. Then I'll confess to the paladin girl.

>>13640495
I'd rather be the DILF bara husband of a young amazon and bring down her hot-headedness with cool advise and comforting headpats.

>>13640515
Bunda café excellante

>>13640527
>That smug
Would headpat.

>>13640504
Basically, its NAFTA combined with SOPA on steroids
What it means for weebs is that it will make your ISP or other corporation able to arrest you without due process and fine you for illegally downloading your anime
And its international, so them having servers outside of your country doesnt help

>>13640538
>And its international
Only between participating countries so if a website is hosted outside of one of those countries and a vpn is used on the user's end, good luck to them enforcing it.

>>13640522
Wrong, the TPP passed, the TAA did not, but they were a package deal in order to go to the Obongo, so the TPP has to go back to the Senate for a revote
And even still the House Repubs are considering doing a revote on the TAA, so it might still go to Oboingo

How would you sleep with an Ushi Oni?
Would she just lie down on top of you or something?

>>13640538
Oh, you mean that trade deal. The house just killed it for the moment, Anon. They denied Obama authority to sign it.

>>13640549
You use her as a giant pillow/mattress.

>>13640549
I would be screaming from the fact her lower body is that of a spider/insect, she would insert my penis into wherever my penis would go on that body, and I would be terrified the entire time.

>>13640490
>You will never have a yandere human waifu who constantly clings to you for attention and to keep monstergirl rapists away.
>She will never be incredibly caring and loving when the two of you are alone and she doesn't feel threatened

I just want to fuck a cute yandere.

>>13640549
If's she's lying down like that, just shuffle under her so she's like a big blanket. Or you could roll her onto her back and use her big spider booty for a mattress, while her breasts act as a pillow.

>>13640549
Lay stomach down on her back and hug her human body.

>>13640567
>shuffle under her so she's like a big blanket
I like that

>>13640562
That sounds nice. Chances are that she would turn into a Shirohebi or an Oomukade or some other overprotective and clingy mg.

>A Gelcubus draws near
>She has all of the lust of a Succubus combined with the simple-minded nature of a Slime
>She's already got them heart pupils goin' on

What are your actions, hero?

>>13640562
>Human girl goes yandere for Anon
>Needs to eliminate Anon's Kikimora maid in order for there to be nothing standing between them
>She breaks in late at night, piano wire at the ready
>The next morning
>"Master, I discovered an intruder sulking about last night. I didn't want to wake you so I called the police myself and the intruder was dealt with"
>2 weeks later, police discover the body of a human woman stuck in a sewer pipe

>>13640580
Rape her so hard she flees in terror when she finally escapes my grasp

[x]Serenade her

>>13640580

>hero?

Eh? I'm just some guy on his way to work. I wave to her and carry on my usual routine.

>>13640590

>Rape her

How do you rape a slime? She's...made of slime.

>>13640580
I still think that despite being sticky, having sex with slime girls must feel incredibly good.

>>13640596
Where there's a will there's a way

>>13640538
The House didn't pass that trade deal Anon, so for nor Obummer is SOL.

>>13640596
With electric enchanted enhancements.

>>13640580
>hero
magic missile or a firepot, probably. I need my semen demons mildly intelligent, even if every part of her body is an orifice.

>>13640594

You're a hero to someone, anon.

>>13640596
Get a back of thickener and pour it on her. She'll harden to the point of immobilisation, and her whole body will feel like fleshy rubber.

>>13640580
>Heart pupils
Drop pants, welcome her with open arms. Hell I'd even accept a Devilbug with heart pupils. Maybe a cait sith too depending on the situation, that's how great heart pupils are.

>>13640589
>No long drawn out Kikimora vs. Yandere fight about who loves Anon more.
What a disappointment.

>>13640549
>An Ushi will never cradle and gentle scratch your head with her giant furry claws as she hugs you tight while you drift off to sleep

>>13640614
>You had to make her wear three seals to get her this calm, so she can't see shit. Her every movement is a cautious, tickling brush against you, trying desperately not to break the skin
>Or, as you prefer to call it, heaven

>>13640613
Kikimoras are deceptively docile, Anon. Every single one of them is a trained assassin.
You didn't think taking care of their master just meant sweeping his floors, did you?

>>13640620
>Perform bondage with an ushi oni
>Every rope is actually an ushi seal
>By the time you've tied her up completely, so she's suspended a few feet off the ground in a net of ropes, she's speaking in such a calm, quite tone that you have to put your ear a half-inch from her lips to hear her

>>13640607

Really? I'm just an average, run of the mill guy trying to make ends meet. Completely replacable. Nondescript

>>13640621
Awww yiss, katana in the broom, knives tucked into her garters and a keen eye to spot anyone trying to mess with master. Top maid.

>>13640629
What happens if you put ushi seals on other monsters? Like, if you put one on a girtie would they cool it with the stabbing?

>>13640633

You. Are a hero. To someone. Even if you don't know it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfcjyXmSqOs

>>13640580
Fuck her hard and make her my familiar
Make her tone down the stomach

>>13640638

Well OK. Fair enough but not so much the monster slaying kind of Hero.

>>13640638
That's the biggest load of shit I've heard in years.

>>13640634
>katana in the broom
I think a hiltless rapier would be more reasonable.

>>13640634
KC-Canon? No idea. I don't believe we've seen seals like that on any other monster besides Ushi.

If they did work on other monstergirls though, I can imagine them being potent enough on less powerful ones to act as a full body muscle-relaxant, which completely soothes a monster's burning lust and calms her down until she's content enough to just lie back and stare at the sky.

>>13640646
rapier>katana anyways

>>13640646
Reasonable? Yes. Fun? No. Maids need either guns or glorious Nipponese katanahs if they aren't just straight up whacking things with a broom.

Which MG is most similar to Professor Layton? I want to be an assistant to that one.

>>13640645

Don't talk shit about Ndugu.

>>13640651
How about a hidden tonfa?

>>13640643
But Anon, it's nice and squishy to give you the perfect headrest

>"This reminds me of a puzzle!"
>"An EROTIC puzzle."

>>13640661
That's what her breasts are for.

So guys
Im going to dump an MG comic, okay?

>>13640667
no
not okay

>>13640667
No, we've already seen that before, retard.

>>13640661

>resting your head on a slimes lap
>Your arms sink into her slime

oh yes

>>13640659
Asian enough to allow, I guess, but far harder to hide.

>>13640661
Every part of her is squishy though, on a slime especially you don't need a dedicated head rest.

>>13640667
Please don't. Image limit is a thing.

>>13640667
>>13640669
Why not

>>13640667
That has been dumped here before

>>13640667
We've all seen that one three times.

>>13640667
yes, looks nice

>>13640674
Fuck off.

>>13640674
see >>13640670

>>13640674
Already been posted. Many, many times before. Everyone knows where to find it on exhentai, too.

>>13640667
>>13640674
This has already been dumped before, and image dumping just wastes image spaces.

>>13640670
>>13640675
>>13640677
Ah damn
Shouldve expected that

>>13640679
Found the newfag.

>>13640679
oh boy, are you in for some disappointment

>>13640663
Too insane to be Layton.

>>13640693
Next best bet is probably a sphinx then. Enjoy your lionpussy.

>>13640589
That's not how a Kikimora, or most other Monstergirls for that matter would operate.

The girl would instead go missing, and a few days later a new unsure Monstergirl would show up in town, occasionaly having some problems controlling her body.
Alternatively the flower shop finds an extra Alraune added to their collection. Can't have a somoene unworthy go and cause problems for Master.

Remember that Monstergirls want to share the please of being an MG with human females, so they wouldn't want to kill human females.

I want to fuck a Christmas cake Tyrannosaurus Girl.

>>13640707
I want to run a support center for newly transformed MGs and help them rejoin society and cope with their new lives.

>>13640710
>Tyrannosaurus
But she's terrible!
I'm sorry, don't hurt me

>>13640710
Even if she has scars?

>>13640716
Theres a support center?

>>13640723
Especially if she has scars.

>>13640674
>>13640667
Please don't dump comics here. If possible remove those images. The image limit is a real thing and we hit it often.

However, feel free to give a link to the comic or to upload the comic elsewhere and share the download link. I've personally never read the entire thing, so i'd love to do so.

>>13640725
No, and that's why I want to open one.

>>13640716
>"S-so this thing I h-have."
>The common term is 'tail pussy' but yes, what about it?
>"W-what does it do?"
>You use it to rape, stick it on this dummy's genitals and let it do the rest.
>'H-hey! I didn't sign up for this!'
>Shut up dummy

>>13640730
Not him, but
http://exhentai.org/g/807868/fe47fe0348/

>>13640693
A smartly dressed golem.
An unusually cool-headed blue oni who drinks tea instead of alcohol.
An inari.
A Leanan Sidhe who expresses creativity through puzzles.

>>13640737
The receptionist is a wurm?

>>13640733
Alps, succubi, werewolves, various undead. You'd have your hands full for sure. It sounds fun though.

>>13640741
Well, SOMEONE on staff has to be able to take down MGs that are too... boisterous.

>>13640747
Why not a Muscle Wizard?

>>13640740
Not seeing the Golem and while I like the blue Oni, they don't function properly without alcohol. I'm gonna say the inari because a Leanan Sidhe is too small.

>>13640751
Too expensive, too hard to find one that can actually do what they claim to do.

>>13640579
>She insists that monstergirls are disgusting, even as she rubs the white scales on her cheek against your face.
>A few days later she calls you saying that she's feeling ill and can't come over to cuddle and cook your lunch
>When you get to her house you find her violently shivering in bed, despite the warm weather she insists that it's cold and she needs to cuddle
>When you lift the blanket you find her half fused legs along with the rash of white scales breaking through her skin
>She laughs nervously when she sees your reaction and comments that she's had a skin rash for a while now and that it's nothing
>Nothing you say or do convinces her that she's turning, but she still happily accepts with a smile and heart pupils when you promise to stay the night and take care of her
>Her skin is incredibly sensitive. You catch her wincing in pain when you wash away the blood, but she bears through it anyway
>By nightfall her legs are almost entirely fused except at the ends. She still insanely promises to be up on her feet by morning to protect you from those creepy monstergirls.
>You stroke her hair as she falls into an uneasy rest. Her normally black hair has white strands quickly pushing through the roots.
>When morning arrives her head is entirely covered in silky white hair that reach down to her waist. She wakes up Lazily, revealing two scarlet red eyes.
>"Are you feeling alright?" She doesn’t answer but instead looks up with a confused expression before a giant white tail reaches over from beneath the blankets and pulls you down to her side
>”Alright? I can’t even wake up if I don’t cuddle with you for warmth, you know that.” She presses down on your body while bringing you closer.
>You try to convince her that she's changed, but she vehemently denies it and remembers that you've always loved her long white hair, piercing red eyes and elegant long tail.
>"See? I told you I'd be up on my tail by morning to protect you from those creepy human girls."

>>13640751
He's too busy, besides, who else can they use to test the rooms for girls who now have super strength?

>Heart pupil cyclops eyeing you

What do?

>>13640763
Lick eyeball

>>13640751
Muscle Wizard orderly?
>manticore girl acting up and getting violent
>Nurse or doctor page the orderly staff
>old man in hospital gown and funny hat walks in
>suplexes the manticore and gets her into a full nelson until she calms down
>walks out and steals all the mints in the nursing area

>>13640763
panic

>>13640763
Gross! Get that thing away from me.

>>13640763
Unzip dick.

>>13640768
>full nelson
>Leaving his back exposed to tailpussy
I'm sure he's got a plan for that, but would panic regardless.

>>13640760
lovely

>>13640738
Poor Kitsune. But for the guy it's for the best, since she was already busy trying to kill his girlfriend.

Being a Monstergirl and getting sealed, never to have a lover must be the cruelest fate an MG can get.

>>13640763
>What do?
Her.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47762825

>>13640716
What exactly would the support center do to help them?

>>13640763
g-get away from me you monoeye

>>13640770

But she likes you, anon.

>>13640774

Yes. Bully her more.

>>13640788
Counciling for coming to terms with their 24/7 craving for dick, learning to deal with it well enough to rejoin society, learning to control their new monstrous forms, classes on things like painting, martial arts, wood carving, etc to let them learn to do something to calm themselves down if they want. Also dickings.

>>13640778
>I'm sure he's got a plan for that, but would panic regardless.
>implying he wouldn't fall asleep the moment he completed the hold
>implication that it wouldn't take lilim tier magic to wake him
>or mints from the nurse's desk

>>13640787
See, I want nothing to do with that first heart eyed monoeye, but this one is actually real cute. Real fucking cute.

>>13640795
no thank you

>>13640788
>Physical therapy to help exercise their new limbs
>Mental therapy to help with the new urges to rape and anything else their species might do
>Hands on training in monstergirl culture and what's expected of them in the outside world

>>13640763

Wake up.

>>13640737
>'Well, yeah, you'll have to avoid drains & large bodies of water, but look at the bright side!'
>'I was an Olympic swimmer, and now I can't touch water. What bright side is there?!?'
>'Uuuummm... You're pretty much indestructible now. And you can clean up your floors just by gliding across them!'
>'Oh. Joy.'
>'And the shapeshifting. You can finally have the perfect body.'
>'What do you mean? I was perfectly healthy.'
>'I wouldn't call those curves 'healthy'.'
>'And what's this- this thing- in my chest?'
>'Don't poke at it, dummy! Do you want to die?'
>'DIE?!?'
>'Well, you'll either die, or you'll uncontrollably rape the nearest man. I can never remember which.'
>'What kind of therapist are you?'

>>13640798
>>13640808
Sounds nice.

>>13640810
>A the rapist

>>13640810
I want to hookshot a slime core

>>13640795
>>13640770
>>13640763

>Not just doing it

http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/4b/b0/4bb056b8fc1b629e45b57d9877097d83.gif?2562347

Then you can play Monster Hunter after. Cyclops is the ultimate moe-NEET girl.

I want to wear a slime

>>13640810
>"So what do I need to know about my daughter ever since she...changed."
>Well, she's stronger than anyone you know, can breath fire, fly, and will begin building a hoard.
>"A-a hoard?"
>Yeah, gold, gems, priceless antiquities, shiny Pokemon, you know, a hoard.
>"O-oh....well, how do I punish her if she acts bad?"
>Take ten ranks in paladin or put her in time out.

>>13640827

I want to tenderly caress a slime core

I want to give a wolf mouse girl a steak after she howls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xa-GSm1P0I

>>13640835
I want to help her design clothes out of her own slime that she "wears" whenever she goes out.

>>13640810
>"So what is it that you wanted to talk about centipede-chan?"
>"T-T-That's not m-my name and I-I-I... Anyways, I-I ca-can't stop st-t-t-tut-t-ering
>"Oh the stutter? Yeah that's perfectly normal for oomukades and you'll come to grips with it eventually, besides, shy girls are moe."
>"M-Mo-Moe? I-I can't even or-order foo-food."
>"There there you cute little insect girl. Take it up with the speech therapist if you want help. Is there anything else I can offer?"
>"Y-Yes actually... La-lately I've ha-ha-had these ur-urges t-to inject my ve-venom into things... E-especially the ma-male at-ttend-da-dant w-who looks after m-me."
>"Then why don't you? There's nothing wrong with a little proactive dating, and getting a boyfriend is an important step on the road to recovery."
>"R-Really?"
>"Of course, just make sure he's addicted before letting him go or he might not come back."
>"I-I-I guess that's tr-true... Tha-thanks Mrs. Li-li-lim."
>"No need to be so formal, just call me Lili. Remember, I'm always here to help."