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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>> No.13736619

First for Kikis are olev.

>> No.13736620
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13736620

Bring in the spiders

>> No.13736622

>>13736612
Is that a Lich getting emotional?

>> No.13736625
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13736625

Crow Love is best love

>> No.13736630

http://i.imgur.com/JSomCqF.jpg

Holsts can be pretty lewd.

>> No.13736633

>>13736630
Moo-moo please, it's way too hot right now for that kind of stuff.

>> No.13736639

Guys, guys! What if... the cookie jar was in a locked room, right? And a Wurm burrowed through a Wurmhole to eat the cookies, and then went out through the same Wurmhole, and then shut it, there would be no evidence of forced entry, right?
It's the perfect crime.

>> No.13736643

>>13736622
Grimoires are serious business.

>> No.13736644

>>13736633
>No summer dicking
>No sweaty, salty, slippery sticky sex

What's wrong with you?

>> No.13736645

>>13736639
What's your point?

>> No.13736647

>>13736644
Dehydration.
>>13736645
I'm just saying, those Wise Wigglers have outsmarted us.

>> No.13736654

>>13736612
Do not bully the Lich!

Even if she IS a massive nerd.

>> No.13736661

>>13736625
No matter how many times it's posted, it's still true.

>> No.13736663

>>13736625
Crow love is average love.

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>>13736625
Angel love is best and purest love

>> No.13736670

>>13736667
The best indeed.

>> No.13736671

>>13736647
>Dehydration.
That's what her milk is for.

>> No.13736674
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13736674

Monster girls love to see men fight

>you will never get into a fight with some asshole and fight while monster girls crowd around and cheer hopefully a cock will pop out

>> No.13736678

>>13736674
is that the mayor of earth?

>> No.13736680
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13736680

No tsundere shark girl

>> No.13736683

>>13736674
>Implying that MGs wanna see a man's face get ruined

>> No.13736684

>>13736674
Men are far too precocious and valuable to risk getting hurt in some fight.

>> No.13736685

>>13736680
D'aww.

>> No.13736686

>>13736684
Amazon pls go.

>> No.13736690

>>13736683
The more vicious monster girls might get turned on

>> No.13736697

>>13736667
Yes it is. Except in that specific angel's case, that one's a real semen sommelier.

>> No.13736699
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>>13736663
Damn nigga, that's some hardcore hate.

>> No.13736707

>>13736680
Tee hee.

>> No.13736709

>>13736690
Or lizard girls self inserting as the loser, fantasizing about a strong man defeating her.

>> No.13736714

>>13736699
That's a lot of rape.

>> No.13736716

>>13736714
One of them sentenced you to a 100,000 years.

>> No.13736717

>>13736699
I want to molest those smug angels until they shyly beg for the D!

>> No.13736720

>>13736058

Why is he infinitely angry? Did that monstergirl make his daughter cry?

>> No.13736722

>>13736720
He's angry to hide his inadequacy. Impotent rage they call it.

>> No.13736732

>>13736674
>>13736678
Reminder this Guy stared in Godzilla Final Wars as a Completely normal Human fighting DBZ Kung Fu Aliens and compared himself the same level of threat to the Aliens as Godzilla.

>> No.13736747

>>13736680
Maybe one day. Maybe. Hopefully not actually tsundere though.

>> No.13736748

>>13736680
For some reason this makes remember that one fish girls manga from a while back where the main girl was an Angler Fish. Too bad it hasn't been touched since december last year.

>> No.13736749

>>13736674
Poor motherfucker.

>> No.13736751
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13736751

>TFW all Anon needed to top this plan off was a giant pile of bird seed with a sign on the side of the road saying FREE BIRD SEED

>> No.13736752

>>13736749
That's what happens when you forget the two things about Earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Y7ODRjzCM

>> No.13736754
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13736754

I want a mermaid with titties like this that I can slap around.

>> No.13736756

>>13736751
The idea of a roadrunner harpy makes me unreasonably happy.

>> No.13736776

>>13736754
Christ, were they actually that big, or is that a photoshop edit?

>> No.13736781

>>13736776
Looks like an edit.

>> No.13736783

>>13736756

>Anon straps on his rocket shoes in order to catch the Cockatrice girl who keeps marking him with her pheromones
>THE NEED FOR SPEED
>She's running as fast as she can, and he's gaining speed
>Puts her feathers to her face in a mock 'OH NO!'
>She runs faster and faster
>She's in Anon's grasp now
>Suddenly she banks right into a tunnel
>Anon tries to follow her but slams right into the painted on tunnel on the rock face, protected by patented ACME Rocketeer gear
>As he's laying on his back, the Cockatrice runs back to him, swishing her tail and dripping wet Cockatrice pussy at him
>She goes 'MEEP MEEP' and runs off again

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>>13736717
>Molesting MGQ Angels

They'd rape you anon.

I mean like...they'd instantly rape you. For years straight.

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>>13736783
Then, a busty, muscular Thunderbird zooms in and nabs the guy off the ground, raping him and subsequently husbando-ing him in mid-air.

>> No.13736798

>>13736783

>Cockatrice girl minding her own business, running as Cockatrices do
>Anon launches himself from an ACME Catapault at her
>Finally catches her
>Proceeds to rape the ever living Christ out of her
>County Sheriff pulls up, eyeing Anon
>IT'S OKAY OFFICER SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO RUN FROM ME!
>Anon gets arrested for operating a catapault without a license

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13736799

>you will never be breastfed by an apsara
NEVER

>> No.13736810

Would you help a Stage 1 Alp turn back into a man?
Would you take the Alp in if you failed and watch him become a her?

>> No.13736811

>>13736810
I never want to associate with an Alp.

>> No.13736812

>>13736810

There are no stages to Alpdom.

>> No.13736815

>>13736810
Nah, I'm good. I wish them luck in their dick sucking endeavors though.

>> No.13736817

>>13736810
>Would you help a Stage 1 Alp turn back into a man?
Maybe, that's his choice in the end and not mine.

Or is someone/something else trying to husbando him?

>> No.13736819

>>13736793

Stop reminding me that I don't have the stones to do a Thunderbird story ever.

>> No.13736822

>>13736810
Probably not, that would only hinder them on the way to becoming the cum guzzlers they were meant to be.

>> No.13736823

>>13736817
Most Alps aren't willing anon.
That Succubus sucking a dick? A man wishing he would die because he's trapped in a slut's body

>> No.13736825

>>13736810
Screw that noise, we're both going to go all the way to stage 3 and beyond, brosisters to the bitter end!

>> No.13736828

>>13736810
Why ruin a perfectly good Alp?

>> No.13736829

>>13736825
>Beyond Stage 3
That's entering into the realm of reality altering, where you were never born a man, and you might even cause your parents to Alp-ify.

>> No.13736834

>>13736697
They all were in that game, but she was best girl anyway

>> No.13736837

>>13736834
>not Aht
She may get outclassed severely later on, but she was still best girl of that game.

>> No.13736841

>>13736784
Last time I checked for like 10.000 years.

>> No.13736845

>>13736823
That's just the stage 2 talking, he wouldn't turn into a girl unless he wanted it. The solution there is dickings until he realizes that.

Alright, I guess I will help him stay a boy, but first he needs to know this is a problem and be willing to do something about it.

>> No.13736847

>>13736798
These stories are fantastic! What about the episode where Bugs Bunny replaced the Roadrunner?

>> No.13736852

>>13736834
Man, I'm still mad the best damage dealer I had, and amusing character all around, only got a shitty gangbang scene. Fucking Kamidori.

>> No.13736855

>>13736810
"Sorry Anon but.. There is no way to turn you back"
>"But.. But.."
"You can never go back. The only way if to move forward."
"Now present your pussy and I'll may this as quick as possible."

>> No.13736858

>>13736852
That character had problems. Even when I went into my NG+ with the level scaling cap turned off like a fool she was killing end game bosses in one turn.

>> No.13736860

>>13736852
Yep, that was garbage.
NG+ and after game is hell.

>> No.13736871

>>13736858
Yep. Even in battles where death didn't activate she just wiped everyone out, and couldn't even get hit doing it. Too fucking strong.

>>13736860
It wasn't really all that much more difficult or anything. Just needed to take things a lot slower and be more thoughtful with your moves. That said, there were a couple real pain in the ass missions.

>> No.13736872

>>13736847

They're not stories, they're me blowing off steam from shitty video games.

>> No.13736880

>>13736872
Why would you play shitty video games when you could be Belisarius, bringing old Rome back to its glory days?

>> No.13736886
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13736886

Froppy the Froggy~

>> No.13736890

>>13736872
Either way I enjoyed them. What games were you playing?

>> No.13736900

>>13736855
>I'll make this as quick as possible.
You were doing well until this point, quick-, I mean, hotshot.

>> No.13736914

>>13736852
The worst thing is that all the side girls were better than the main ones. Imagine a Melodiana route. My dick and my heart would be pleased.

>> No.13736915

>>13736880
>>13736890

It's because i've lost control of my life.

>> No.13736923

>>13736914
Huh. That actually is a problem, huh. I never thought much about it, since I largely just started skipping over the main routes text after a while, but I would have definitely stayed invested if some of the side girls had actual routes.

>> No.13736930

I want to see a Werewolf pursuing a Werecat which is pursuing a Mouse girl at the same time!

>> No.13736931

>>13736930
I want to see a Harpy, Werecat and Pit Bull Dog Girl re-enact that one Loony Toon Cartoon where they drank growth formula and the Cat and Bird Outgrew the World.

>> No.13736942

Why is the thread going so slow? at this time the limit bump should have been reached already.

>> No.13736943

>>13736942
It was real slow this weekend too. I came back after sleeping for 10 hours to about 400 replies. I liked it.

>> No.13736944

>>13736915
Have you tried shovel knight? I really dig it.

Which monstergirl would like playing multiplayer games while jamming out to music?

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>>13736942
They're too busy playing the fully translated MGQ Paradox game.

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>>13736942
People are still burned out from burgerclapsandeagles day. That or they got kidnapped by Yetis.

>> No.13736952

>>13736900
I'm sorry. This is my first time. I-I'm still new to this. Next time, I'll try to last longer.

>> No.13736953

>>13736944

I have.

But at the same time I'm dealing with the need and want to procrastinate from writefagging so playing some shitty games that suck ass.

Like Silver Surfer on the NES

>> No.13736964

i want to get shipwrecked into Kikimora planet and survive yandere attempts on my life by sheer luck!

>> No.13736965

>>13736946
WHAT.
Don't you lie to me anon.
Anon pls

>> No.13736975
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13736975

>>13736949

>TFW Yeti in heat

>> No.13736976

>>13736953
I know that feel. I've been trying to edit together a video for the last five days, and instead I'm playing Sunless Sea. Damn! Seriously? That's up there with Top Gun.

>> No.13736982

>>13736976

No, not really. It's a shitty MOBA though so you can imagine the oodles of fun being had instead of poking fun at another IRCfag and writing about his drinking Rosé wine like a questionable male subject.

>> No.13736985

>>13736975
>Not now woman someone has shit taste on the internet

>> No.13736990
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>>13736975
>yeti begging for a titfuck
Shitposting could wait, I wouldn't be out of that bedroom for a week.

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>>13736985

>> No.13736999

Those can be good timesinks. I used to play ranked LoL for that. You're a good writer though! When you get around to writing it'll be something really fun.

>> No.13737003
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13737003

Is there a greater joy than going fishing on a secluded wintry retreat with your waifu?

>> No.13737004

>>13736975
>>13736991
My penis was not ready for this!

>> No.13737006

>>13736975
>>13736991
Sat what you will about him, but maydrawfag can draw some really fapworthy stuff on occasion.

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>> No.13737016

>>13736990
>>13737004

>Hey, you're gonna come to the bedroom, right?
>You're gonna wrap your arms around me and hold me tight, right?
>You're gonna drive that hard, rigid thing into my pussy and drive me crazy right?
>You're going to let me hug you until our world's melt together, right?

>Not now woman, somebody's shitposting in /mgg/

>> No.13737028

>>13737003
http://i.imgur.com/sc5H30a.jpg
Vidyafus that also technically count as monster girls?

>> No.13737033

>>13737028
What an ugly wench.

>> No.13737043
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>>13737014
I've always liked Harpies for their simplicity and cuteness.

>> No.13737044

>>13736991
>Dammit I can't let them get away with their shit taste go away!
Also boner.

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>>13737028
>Vidyafus that also technically count as monster girls?
At least post a cute one.

>> No.13737058

>>13736999

If you even knew who I was you'd know i'm a mediocre writer at best, and i'm not even saying that in a pity-party or self depreciative way. Can't compare to Lanternon's lewd and world building.

Nawt Importan

>> No.13737064

>>13737028
Kill it.

>> No.13737065

>>13737028
>Vidyafus that also technically count as monster girls?
Yes, but don't fill the thread with /v/shit now.

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>>13737028
Going old school on this one.

>> No.13737075

>>13737058
I liked what you wrote already at least! You're clearly talented, and will only get better as you write. You're uniquely qualified to write about a group of MGs playing a MOBA too. Will Lizardgirl and Oni pick up enough kills to carry?!

>> No.13737081

>>13737068
Much to my shame the mushroom gal/guy/thing was the cutest. A shame she/he/it was useless.

>> No.13737084
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I miss Zappy-sama.

>> No.13737086

>>13737058
>Can't compare to Lanternon's lewd and world building.

In all fairness, who can? Just write what you want and chances are I'll enjoy it all the same.
I need to start writing again too. Its been ages since I did anything, and I've got this half finished thing I want to complete.

>> No.13737102

Alright /mgt/, which MGE girl would you most want to do each of the following with:

- Vaginal
- Anal (their ass, not yours)
- Blowjob
- Handjob
- Thighjob
- Footjob
- Paizuri (or naizuri if you have no taste)
- Oral (on them)

*YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE A GIVEN GIRL ONE TIME, so each answer will be a different girl

>> No.13737112

>>13737043
Is it weird if the wings and legs are the main reason I like harpies? I just think they look so incredibly pretty. More attractive than normal arms and legs.

>> No.13737113

>>13737102
>- Vaginal
Manticore
>- Anal (their ass, not yours)
Manticore
>- Blowjob
Manticore
>- Handjob
Manticore
>- Thighjob
Manticore
>- Footjob
Manticore
>- Paizuri
Manticore
>- Oral (on them)
Manticore

>> No.13737116

>>13737102
never understood the reasoning behind thighjobs why don't you just fuck?

>> No.13737117

>>13737055
I prefer Cerebella and Eliza.

>> No.13737120

>>13737116
I never understood the reasoning beyond anything other than blowjobs, paizuri and vaginal.
Why even bother?

>> No.13737123

>>13737120
I never understood the reasoning for anything non-vaginal. It's just useless.

>> No.13737132

>>13737102
>Crow tengu
>Not into anal
>Ghoul
>Kraken
>Wight
>Anbuis
>Oni
>All of them but mostly crow tengu

>> No.13737135

>>13737120
a case can be made for anal

>> No.13737141

>>13737102
>*YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE A GIVEN GIRL ONE TIME, so each answer will be a different girl
Don't care. All of them with my waifu.

>> No.13737144

>>13737112
Nope, imagine how a Haast eagle Harpy would look.

Snu-snu from above motherfuckers.

>> No.13737146

>>13737132
>Anubis
>footjob
I hope you mean Houtengeki's.

>> No.13737148

>>13737102
>- Vaginal
Slow missionary possession with a Yeti
>- Anal (their ass, not yours)
Cheshire, attempt to fuck the smug off her face
>- Blowjob
Jabberwock, her human mouth you sick deviant
>- Thighjob
Arch Imp. Maybe some tail yanking while I'm at it.
>- Footjob
Not really into feet
>- Paizuri (or naizuri if you have no taste)
Hobgoblin. Shortstacks are love.
>- Oral (on them)
Harpy. Aim to make her flap with pleasure
>-All of the above
Ushi-Oni.

>> No.13737149

>>13737144
>haast eagle

http://nzbirdsonline.org.nz/sites/all/files/MA_I043829.jpg

Wow, look at that majestic fucker. Too bad they're extinct

>> No.13737153

>>13737102
>Vaginal
Manticore

>Anal
Kakuen

>Blowjob
Ghoul

>Handjob
Wight

>Thighjob
Cheshire

>Footjob
No.

>Paizuri
Holst

>Oral (on them)
Hellhound.

Though I'd rather do all of it with all of them and then take responsibility.

>> No.13737156

>Vaginal
Werewolf. The dominant kind that would ride me until I passed out
>Anal
Never saw the appeal of this.
>Blowjob
Ghoul. They're fucking made for this.
>Handjob
Succubus. If only to see how the supposed masters of sex can make what is essentially masturbation interesting.
>Thighjob
Oni. If I'm going to fuck thighs then they may as well be strong thighs
>Footjob
Again, don't get the appeal of this. Feet look nasty.
>Paizuri
Holstaurus. They're meek, friendly titty monsters
>Oral (on them)
I've always wanted to lick a slime. I bet they taste better than any of the others.

>> No.13737163

>>13737156

Werewolf cunt would probably continue milking you after you pass out, if you're still inside of her. You don't even have to do anything.

>> No.13737168

>>13737102
Yeti
Anubis
Merrow
Gnome
March Hare
Gandharva
Apsara
Jabberwock

>> No.13737172

>>13737168
b8

>> No.13737180

>>13737163
>You'll never be molested by a pack of /fit/ werewolf girls.
God damn it.

>> No.13737181

>>13737172
What about that is bait?

>> No.13737184

>>13737149
Also on the subject of Harpies, I've always liked the Elven ears KC has given them more than the human/feather ears other artists give them.

>> No.13737186

>>13737181
>all those monster parts
>Apsara over Holstaurus
>anything over Ghoul for blowjobs
Even if he's serious, he should know people with that kind of taste aren't welcome here.

>> No.13737190

>>13737180
>you will never see a meek nerd get stalked by a sporty Werewolf
Opposites attract.

>> No.13737191

>>13737163
Exactly.
>after a while you're exhausted, even though she's doing all the work and only seems to be getting stronger for it
>you feel like you're about to faint when she stops pounding you and sits you up for a loving cuddle
>finally, you can just snuggle up to her huge tits and bask in the afterglow together
>then the rhythmic squeezing starts

Sometimes you wonder just how bad the guys with Hellhounds get it.

>> No.13737197

>>13737190
Are there stories about this? Because if there aren't any I want there to be. I might even try

>> No.13737198

>>13737197
>Are there stories about this?
None to my knowledge.

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>>13737197
Then let's see it.

>> No.13737203

>>13737181
What about that isn't, past the first 3 ones?

>> No.13737210

>>13737186
>>13737203
I don't see any issue, he just happens to have different tastes from yours.

>> No.13737215

>>13737210
His tastes reek of bestialittyfag/furfag in denial.
Why should we allow people like this to shit up the place?

>> No.13737217

>>13737186
>How dare someone like Aspara
>Half the other posters didn't want ghoul either
Maybe you're the one baiting

>> No.13737218

>>13737191
>Sometimes you wonder just how bad the guys with Hellhounds get it.
Think that, but with a higher body temperature, and tighter hugs.

>> No.13737219

>>13737215
Is this bait?

>> No.13737220

>>13737168
>Gnome handjob
>Gandharva footjob
wut

>> No.13737223

>>13737215
>we
Anon, your intentions sound a little fishy to me.
>>13737219
Of course it is.

>> No.13737224

>Tomboy Werewolf stalks nerdy, shy love interest
>eventually gets fed up with stalking and pounces on him one day
>finds his fear adorable
>but just one thing is missing
>pulls out a potion she bought off the local Lich
>forces him to drink every last drop of it
>it turns out she's a shotacon
>now she has a cute little brother to play with

Reverse Sabbath's reign of terror continues and its so much better than regular sabbath

>> No.13737225

>>13737215
I bet you're the guy that said liking Kraken or Tentacle made you gay.

>> No.13737228

>>13737224
Reverse sabbath a best

>> No.13737229

>>13737224
This is my fetish.

>> No.13737230

>>13737225
But tentacles of any kind are phallic! That makes you gay! But he's straight, because he sees the hidden dicks everywhere and avoids them!

>> No.13737232

>>13737225
Nah.
Although I'm a tad weirded out by the people who are sexually aroused by their tentacles.

>> No.13737233

>>13737200
Now I feel pressured. I'll still give it a try later, because the very concept is love.

>> No.13737236

>>13737233
Yes it is. If I wasn't such a lazy, incompetent fuck, I'd have done something like this at some point.

>> No.13737240

>>13737233
I look forward to it.

>> No.13737241

>>13737220
Two of my biggest sexual fantasies, and things I wanna see in art form some day

>> No.13737247
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>>13737241
Seems dangerous

>> No.13737249

>>13737247
Then LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

>> No.13737255

>>13737247
That's part of what makes it erotic for me.
Not just the exotic appeal, and just finding those features attractive, but the thrill of being pleasured by something that could easily kill you, and the comfort of seeing your lover take great care not to harm you.
Am I the only one who feels this way?

>> No.13737258

Which monster girls are also futanaris with big dicks that like to take the dominant role in sex and the relationship.

>> No.13737263

>>13737258
The ones on /d/, look for them there.

>> No.13737268
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>>13737258
You can't trick me Anon.

>> No.13737269

>>13737247
There's nothing sexual about this image though.

She's just pulling free The Sword In The Stone.

>> No.13737274

>>13737263
but the ones on /d/ arent also monsters. The best I could find were the cumwitches from corruption of champions.

>>13737268
I dont follow

>> No.13737275
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13737275

Your sundae is served.

>> No.13737284

>>13737275
But I'd rather have her.

>> No.13737285

>>13737075
>>13737075

Fucking pls. You don't know anything i've "written" out of two Cockatrice greentexts.

>> No.13737287
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13737287

>>13737275
Is that supposed to be a Zombie?

>> No.13737290

>>13737284
As the master commands.
>>13737287
Something wrong?

>> No.13737295

>>13737290
Oh no, I'm just curious.

>> No.13737298

>>13737295
You spoke in a deriding manner, and now her feelings are hurt. Being dead doesn't mean words can't hurt. A heart that doesn't beat can still break. She's locking herself up in the Pouting Chamber.

>> No.13737302
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13737302

>>13737274
>>13737258
Best I can think of off the top of my head.

Though she's far more likely to Alp you then rape you.

>> No.13737304

>>13737255
You're into sounding, aren't you? That's exactly what they say.

>> No.13737312

>>13737304
I enjoyed the urethral insertion parts in the Vanadis titles, but for different reasons.

>> No.13737327
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13737327

It's only half a year until Christmas! Better start being good now, anons!

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13737339

>>13737327
Free money and clothes day?

>> No.13737340

>>13737102
>Vaginal
Anubis.
>Anal
Anubis.
>Blowjob
Anubis.
>Handjob
Anubis.
>Thighjob
Anubis.
>Footjob
Anubis.
>Pai/Naizuri
Anubis.
>Oral
Anubis.

>*YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE A GIVEN GIRL ONE TIME
HAHA FUCK YOU TOO BAD.

>> No.13737341

>>13737327
Please don't remind me. I'm going to college and all I can think about is doing well enough in school to make myself and my parents proud of me. I'm also going to be in another state so I'm feeling a bit weird of not seeing these people for that long.

>> No.13737344

>>13737327
I don't care. I never get anything anyways.

>> No.13737351

>>13737340
>liking autistic slave drivers
>wanting shitty paws on your dick
MGE Anubis is worst Anubis

>> No.13737353
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13737353

>>13737327
>Christmas morning in MGC
>Anon hurries downstairs full of excitement ready the open his presents
>His adoptive Weresheep mother always told him if he was a good boy he would get a reward
>In front of the tree is a large sack
>Curious, anon opens it first
>Inside is his Weresheep mother. Naked as the day she was born with the exception of ribbons tied around her in important places
>She's asleep
>She waited there to surprise her son but couldn't fight her race's natural sleepiness

>> No.13737357

>>13737340
Anubis fucker please. Good taste though.

>> No.13737358

>>13737224
>shotacon
Meh.

>> No.13737360

>>13737340
'A different Anubis.'

>> No.13737363

>>13737353
Oh gee, sex for christmas again. How original.

>> No.13737364

>>13737353
But if she's naked, she wouldn't be sleepy, since she wouldn't be wearing her clothes covered in sleep-inducing wool.

>> No.13737369

>>13737364
I'd assume they still have some wool even without the clothes considering the profile says they have to be sheered to be wool free.

>> No.13737370

>>13737360
>Anubis harem
How depraved. I'd love to have all sorts of good girls at my beck and call.

>> No.13737376

>>13737369
>'d assume they still have some wool even without the clothes
Where though? They seem to be wearing clothes below their wool, so I'd assume all their sheep parts are basically just cosplay.

>> No.13737377

>>13737353
Where's my fucking Tonka truck

>> No.13737379

>>13737370
I was simply stating that would have been a good answer had the man wanted all anubi for his answers. I myself am a fan of Snakes, Dragons, Cows, Anubi wights and ghouls, Krakens... I guess I'm a slut for most monstergirls.

>> No.13737385

>>13737376
Despite loving Weresheep I've always been curious/clueless on that, if I knew moon I'd ask KC on his ask fm.

Official art also backs up that they need to be sheered.
http://i.imgur.com/WII5W3V.jpg

>> No.13737391

>>13737290
>As the master commands.
Good. Good.

>> No.13737401

>>13737376
>>13737385
Honestly I'd probably prefer if they were cosplayers, I find literal "cosplay tier" girls cute

>> No.13737410

Why must things slow down so much before we reach the bump limit? It's irritating.

>> No.13737415

>>13737410
Quiet, you.

>> No.13737416

>>13737376
>>13737385
Maybe it's just their head hair that needs to be sheared? Maybe some other places as well like her forearms and shins? Now I'm imagining a Weresheep with Kejourou-esque hair.

>> No.13737422

>>13737298
>A heart that doesn't beat can still break.
Nothing a little necromancy can't fix. This is the best thing about undead servants. Well, that and sticking them in the fridge and then hugging them on sweltering hot summer days.

>> No.13737426

>>13737006
too bad his choice in character is pretty shit

>> No.13737427

>>13737401
On the plus side even if they're cosplay tier they still have fluffy ears to tease and horns to grab for, well things.
>>13737416
>Hair that can wrap around your body and has sleep educing properties
I want it.

>> No.13737430

>>13737416
But the weresheep in http://i.imgur.com/WII5W3V.jpg
still has all of her hair and most of her arm/leg wool. So it's apparently just the wool on her breasts and around her hips that needs to be sheared.
I kind of prefer more classic sheep girls with tons of wool around their legs and such that gets sheared off while they squirm helplessly, before they're given the D and ahegao from the slightest sensation on their sensitive uncovered skin.

>> No.13737434

>>13737427
Well that's the great thing about cosplay tier girls. They can dress up as monstrous as you want, and they're as human as you need them to be when it's time for action, with just the bare minimum of monstrousness required to keep them somewhat exotic.

>> No.13737436

>>13737379
Hey, I like plenty of other MGs too, but when the question is "Which MGE do you most want to do this stuff with?", of course the answer is going to be the one I'm completely obsessed with. I did consider putting Dragon for Footjob though. Maybe Nightmare for Pai/Naizuri.

>> No.13737439
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>>13737430
That's all kinds of lewd.

>> No.13737440

>>13737436
>Dragon for Footjob
LEWD. Dragons are pure girls who shouldn't be sullied with anything other than cloacal creampies.

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13737443

>>13737436
>I did consider putting Dragon for Footjob though.
I like the way you think.

>> No.13737444

>>13737440
>Dragon
>cloacal
W0t?

>> No.13737452

>>13736612
Lich is cute!
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>> No.13737453

>>13737430
You don't shave a girl bald anon! The heir on her arms and legs seems minimal from what I can tell.

>> No.13737454

>>13737430
>super fluffy girl
>lol nope get rid of all the fluff before she gets fucked
>just a normal girl with some horns now
I hate this shit.
Is there any porn with actual fluffy sheep girls getting fucked?

>> No.13737457

>>13737440
>cloacal
No?

>> No.13737459
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13737459

>>13736810
>mfw there's another stage 1 near me

Thank you, Demon Lord, for allowing the planets to align and for me to have such a rare encounter.

While he may be reluctant or not even aware of what he is, I'll be eager. I'll be sucking down Prisoner Fruits and Holstaur Milk until my transformation finally happens, and if he still isn't stage 2 yet I'll reveal my magnificent new form and turn the little shit myself so we can get started on this wild ride.

I'll take responsibility, of course. I'll be the Batman to her Robin, the Holmes to her Watson, and although I might hesitate at first in my new role as a succubutt I also know there's no going back. Eventually we're going Stage 3 together.

Assuming our reign of terror hasn't ended prematurely due to us obtaining a mutual husband, I imagine our combined talent will make us gain infamy, and we'll have a crew of succubutts, imps, and the occasional beastman riding our coattails in hopes of an easy catch. Before I know it I'll be the ALPha bitch of a monstergirl rape gang.

But my brosis that's always been by my side will continue to be my favorite.

>> No.13737460

>>13737454
Stop complaining and make some.

>> No.13737463

>>13737443
I like that dragon.
Much better than MGE's at least.
Post more dragons that look way better than MGE dragon.

>> No.13737465

>>13737459
You can stay.

>> No.13737470

>>13737463
>Much better than MGE's at least.
Motherfucker, I will fight you.

MGE Dragon is olev.

>> No.13737472

>>13737454
I want something like that too.

Maybe a Weresheep guiding the viewer through their first time together with her hands and a sleepy smile on her face. None of this bald sheep business, just a lovely woolly girl

>> No.13737476

>>13737463
>>13737470
Guys, guys. Both are shit

>> No.13737479

>>13737463
Don't be a bitch nigga.

>> No.13737480
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13737480

>>13737470
Nah.
KC can't draw sexy monster girls.

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13737483

>>13737476
IS it time for moe Dragon girls again?

>> No.13737484

>>13737480
>KC can't draw sexy monster girls
But he can

>> No.13737485

>>13737480
>human hands
>knife ears
Opinion discarded.

>> No.13737488

>>13737459
>Faggots talking about wanting to be the monstergirl, Alps of all things
>Nobody bats an eye
How far these threads have fallen.

>> No.13737490

>>13737480
What are you here for then, his writing?

>> No.13737493

>mfw I reread my writefaggotry
>mfw I can't even enjoy my own work because I see all the flaws, the grammar errors, the leaps of logic and questionable writing decisions


Kill me now.

>> No.13737494

>>13737454
There's that Z-Ton doujin. The sheep girl's hair and pretty much everything below the belt is fluffy as fuck.

>> No.13737495

>>13737488
>you're supposed to sperg when you see autism
No anon, we have evolved beyond your mortal understanding.

>> No.13737496

>>13737488
says you

>> No.13737497

>>13737485
But best Dragoon girl is 100% cosplay tier.

>> No.13737499
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13737499

>>13737485
>liking ugly scaly claws
Naaah.
>>13737490
Last I checked this was a monster girl thread, not a MGE thread.
It's not like anyone here actually closely adheres to MGE canon anyway. Most people ignore shit like the blatant hugbox elements, or the grotesque oversized limbs.

>> No.13737502

>>13737493
Just go back and revise it mate. I spend several times longer on revising my stories and greentexts than actually writing them.

>> No.13737505

>>13737497
>100% cosplay tier
Begone, vile cur.

>> No.13737506

>>13737494
He still shears everything around her crotch, and then the entire rest of her.
I wanna fuck her through the fluff.

>> No.13737507

>>13737480
>Knife ears
>Facial defect on her chin
>Breasts too big (I like big breasts but those look disproportionate)
>Can see her eye through her hair
0/10 would not bang.

>> No.13737510

>>13737497
Your opinion is 100% shit.

>> No.13737512

>>13737495
>Not choosing to fight and repel the faggotry from the threads
It's like you want to welcome it with open arms.

>> No.13737513

>>13737499
>not liking scaly claws
And then there's this faggot.

>> No.13737516

>>13737507
>Breasts too big
No such thing

>> No.13737517

>>13737493
Creators rarely enjoy their own work, this goes for both artists and writers. They tend to be more critical than anyone else.

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>>13737480
Pff.
>>13737499
No matter how much you complain, you will never stop people from discussing the MGE

>> No.13737521

>>13737512
>fight and repel the faggotry from the threads
Good luck with that, champ.

>> No.13737526

>>13737519
I wish newdrawfag would draw her.

>> No.13737527

I want a dragon girl to fiercely milk my dick with her huge meaty claws!

>> No.13737529

>>13737517
As true as this is for most, some of the best orgasms I've had are to my own work.

>> No.13737531

>>13737512
You merely adopted the faggory. I was born in it, molded by it. I I didn't witness the hetero until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but revolting.

>> No.13737532

>>13737527
Finally, someone speaks sense.

>> No.13737533

>>13737512
They will naturally leave for /a/ ghost eventually. The circle of gay.

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13737536

>>13737505
>>13737510
Get punched kniggas

>> No.13737540

>>13737529
I envy you. I wish I could draw my own porn and never share it with anyone.

>> No.13737542
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13737542

Roberta and Fabiola from Black Lagoon as kikimoras when

>> No.13737543

>>13737536
Go get yourself a human girl.

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13737548

>>13737526
>newdrawfag
I believe he goes by the latenight or piddlepoodle.
I was actually going through his dA today too, starting from his earliest stuff to his current stuff.

>> No.13737549

>>13737497
>>13737499
Go back to /mgqg/ with your cosplay fetish

>> No.13737552
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13737552

>>13737443

>Vampire Countess has you on your back, pulling your right arm up towards her, her pale feet leaving the bed and stroking your arm
>She giggles when you shiver at the sensation of her soft underfeet on your arm as she begins to knead and stroke the muscles of your arm
"Ara... Nice reaction <3~"
>She's been holding onto your wrist, and she continues to sigh and knead your arm, watching you squirm against the pleasure of her feet
"I wonder how you can handle... this!?"
>She lets your arm go, only to have her toes and feet play across the open palm of your hand, applying gentle pressure and massaging it, you can feel your heartbeat speeding up and she gives you a knowing smirk
"So you are a naughty little human, aren't you? Tell me, what have you been doing with this hand of yours to get you so flustered at my touch?"
>Trying to hold it back causes her to redouble her efforts, not a finger, not an inch of your hand is left unmassaged
>You could only begin to wonder what having them on your dick would feel like
"M-m-m..."
"Go on, say it, say it <3~"
"M-masturbating"
>She scoots forward on the bed, plucking your shirt buttons open with her dextrous toes, tenderly opening your bare flesh to her eyes
"Masturbating about what, boya?"
"A-about you, Countess."
>A soft giggle as she reaches your pants, sliding the fabric down and releasing your full mast to the wind
"I wonder what I should do with you, having such impure thoughts about a fair maiden like me"
>Part of you wants to tell her to jerk you off with those marvelous feet of hers, but before you can react, she jerks your arm up and grinds one foot into your face
"Ah ah ah... Not tonight. You're far too slovenly to experience /that/ sort of pleasure, boya."
>TFW she makes you kiss her right foot good night before she sends you to your chambers with a fresh pair of her panties and an immaculately written note saying
>"Feel free to use in the meantime <3~"

>> No.13737553

>>13737540
I wish I could draw too, I was talking about my writing. Drawing good art is the ultimate dream, unfortunately, I'm far too much of a visual perfectionist to be happy with anything I'd draw.

>> No.13737558

>>13737552
Joke's on you, I'm only turned on by exotic monster girl feet.

>> No.13737563

>>13737548
>his dA
As much as dA is shit, link?

>> No.13737567

>>13737549
>a thread about MGQ of all things is one of the most vanilla communities on 4chan
I still can't believe this

>> No.13737568

>>13737552
More please.

>> No.13737571

>>13737567
Right? You'd think they'd be so /d/, /d/ would tell them to fuck off to /d/...

>> No.13737572

>>13737563
Just search "piddlepoodle" on google.

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>> No.13737578

>>13737568

Use your imagination about the rest.

K thanks.

>> No.13737582

>>13737574
Couldn't she just angle them above her head?

>> No.13737583

>>13737572
Yeah nvm, I found it.

Looking at it, I now get why his art looked so familiar.

>> No.13737587

>>13737574
I want to reassure a scaredy cat vampire that she's still tough and intimidating every time she freaks out.

>> No.13737597

>>13737574
I love monstergirls doing silly things instead of being cool, confident, and in control all the time.
Makes them more likable.

>> No.13737599

I want Succuskynet to send a S800 model gynoid back in time, to tell me to live with her if I want to come!

>> No.13737604

>>13737597
I like them being cool and confident more.

>> No.13737606

>>13737599
Get out here Matt.

>> No.13737608

I want to look a monoeye right in the eye!

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>>13737608

Lewd.

>> No.13737614

>>13737493
I know that feel
>write several things
>the one you consider to be the best is ignored
>the one you can't even bring yourself to read got the most positive feedback

>> No.13737615

>>13737583
Back then, it seems that he drew some MG stuff in the /a/(?) drawthreads, which was soon posted in the /a/ MG threads.

What makes me most curious is how he came upon this place of all things.

>> No.13737617

>>13737614
>Write 2k words
>Half of it is nonsensical to you
>Delete and formulate something else

>> No.13737621

>>13737615
I dunno, maybe it was meant to be.

But yeah, I definitely have seen some of the older stuff before.

>> No.13737633

>>13737614
>>13737617

>Write several stories
>Get called repetitive and ad nauseum
>Lose your way
>End up playing shitty video games over writing about MGs you care about and stick to meme FotM shit

>> No.13737637
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13737637

>MGK pic for opening
I wonder who it is who made the thread?

>> No.13737643

>>13737633
>Lose your way
Don't lose it, idiot.

>> No.13737647

>>13737493
I know that feeling. Went back to re-read one of my stuff because I'm thinking of making a sequel and forgot all the characters names
Boy howdy the flaws and grammer mistakes were something fierce. Bloody spelling mistakes all over the place

>> No.13737652

>>13737617
I can't do that. If I write something I keep stopping to dick around with earlier paragraphs until they end up looking entirely different.

>> No.13737653

>>13737633
Hello Bollocks.
I liked the yandere kitsune story.

>> No.13737655

>>13737633
>playing vidya instead of writing
I know this all too well.
The steam summer sale completely destroyed my last attempt to write anything.

>> No.13737656

>>13737655
>tfw ASSFAGGOTS has been preventing me from writing consistently for months

>> No.13737659

>>13737653
I really like the shorts he di recently, like the yandere manticore and mindflayer oneesan.

>> No.13737662

>>13737655
Same here. I love XCOM way too much for my own good and the fact that I have to choose between XCOM 2, writefaggotry and not being a shitter in college is killing me. Seriously if XCOM 2 had MG's instead of Ay lmaos and I was leading a renegade paladin group or vise vera, I'd probably flunk and somehow manage to negative write.

>> No.13737666

>>13737574
I hope that Pixiv guy draws more of these, seeing the haughty vampire constantly fucking up and getting flustered is really cute.

I also want to see a kuudere lich being cold and stoic towards her husband, yet smiling warmly when she thinks he isn't looking.

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>> No.13737676

>>13737662
>Not writefagging XCOM with monstergirls

>> No.13737680

>>13737675

You have the page with the marriage certificate?

>> No.13737682

>all this talk about unfinished or lost stories
It makes me wonder just how many stories are out there, incomplete and just floating around on some anon's hard-drive. Your favorite monstergirl story ever written might be in their number and yet you'll never know.

>> No.13737683

>>13737659
what yandere manticore?

>> No.13737687

>>13737682
http://pastebin.com/Rh4wBjcu

I'm starting to think a sacrifice may be needed for him to come back and continue this.

>> No.13737690

>>13737608
I want to confess to a monoeye how much eye love her.

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13737691

>>13737683

>> No.13737695

>>13737608
I want to cum in a monoeye's eye.

>> No.13737696

>>13737687
>http://pastebin.com/Rh4wBjcu

FUCK. Stop reminding me about this, it was one of the first stories I read here and it still pains me that he'll never even make a chapter 2.

>> No.13737736

>>13737695
I want to flood a monoeye's womb before and agree to marry her, only to have sex with my daughteru and start a new family with her, forcing the mother to pay child support.

>> No.13737740
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13737740

You're talking with your best friend and his waifu about how they met when she says pic related. Do you agree with her?

>> No.13737743

>>13737740
Sure.

>> No.13737748

>>13737740
So she raped him?

I agree

>> No.13737752

>>13737676
Oh yeah I could do that.

I might as well make something up while I'm at it

Deruella wins

>My holy brothers and sisters, for far too long we've stayed in the shadows, posing as cooks, cleaners, and drones perpetuating this diseased system of hedonistic lies and deception. For far too long we've seen our own be taken from us and turn into damnable forms, with us unable to resist or fight back. But now with this reclaimed dainsleif class airship we will strike fear into the hearts of our enemies. Our shadow will become our friend as we sow dissent amongst the mislead people. We will lose many, and many more in our holy quest to purge this land from their clutches. But I know this. We will be brave, we will be victorious and we will stand for righteousness, glory to the Holy Goddess!

Paladins wins

>Decades ago, my mother and father believed earnestly in their goals uniting mamano and man. To see a world filled with smiles, free from the tyranny of the Goddess' ruthless cycle. While at the time we were outnumbered our demonic energies and tactics allowed us to spread like a wind, spreading our plans across the plains and forests and mountains. We could've won, we should have won. The other Gods were on our side and their numbers dwindled, but they found an upper hand at our weakest and we suffered for it. I've lost my tears as they rounded my kin like cattle and put them down with extreme prejudice. My heart broke as the towns we reformed and built with our own hands are torn down and ground into lifeless powder. My soul aches as our demon realms were burned and shredded like dry tinder to their 'holy' might. This time, we will take back the dream which they've robbed from us. In our time of hiding we learned of them, studied them, knew how to hide and convert them in ways they've yet to figure out. They go about their business, pretending as if the wars of long past is but a distant memory. They will remember us, and on this day forth, they will bow.

>> No.13737756

Ahh, poppycocks.
I suppose I can't make this thread sageing slower than other threads, right?
Well, sorry for the interruption anyway.

>> No.13737760

>>13737740
>reading anonymoose saga
>this was also Rose's objection to being called a rapist

Its strange. In reality I'd find that a creepy and offensive argument if MGs were real, but in the setting its actually pretty cute and almost innocent. Its like they genuinely believe it and any doubt about their kicking, screaming prey's consent is disgusting and offensive to them.

>> No.13737773

>>13737691

>File deleted

Kek

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>>13737760
>I'd find that a creepy and offensive argument if MGs were real
Y'know, in the many fictional setting we devised with MGs, humans would probably be desensitized to that kind of stuff,

We only complain about it (on occasion thankfully) because that stuff is alien to us.

>> No.13737779

>>13737773
To conserve image space of course.

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13737780

Newguy, or whatever you like to be called since I think Piddlepoodle is kind of a gay name, can you clean this up and color it?

>> No.13737781

>>13737752
The Deruella wins scenario reminds me of paladin reintegration somewhat.
Both scenarios seem really dark and depressing, and I can't see the monster side using too much violence either.

>> No.13737786

>>13737780
>Piddlepoodle is kind of a gay name
Just call him latenight then you ass.

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13737788

So a few weeks ago i asked for some Monstergirl mangas/doujins.Some anon suggested Gate: Jieitai Kanochi
and sweet jesus.That shit was awesome.
The first episode of the anime also just aired

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>>13737680
30 minuets later.

>> No.13737792

>>13737786
I couldn't remember Latenight.
And even then, Latenight sounds like the name of a serial rapist. Like something a Wurm would call herself when noisily sneaking into your bed at night and raping you.

>> No.13737798

>>13737780
>Piddlepoodle is kind of a gay name
I want to become the best writer the threads have ever seen, to the point where anons unanimously agree I'm easily publishing material.
I'd do all of this under the gayest name I could possibly think of. The stories would have terrible and unfitting titles too.

>> No.13737801

>>13737792
>implying a Wurm could rape me

>> No.13737803

>>13737790

Thats the stuff, thanks

>> No.13737804

>>13737788
>Japanese nationalist propaganda, the manga.

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>>13737801
You are already raped, anon.

>> No.13737809

>>13737788
I'm glad you're having fun reading it. It's still shit though.

>> No.13737817

>>13737788
I just watched it and was pleasantly surprised. The first episode was pretty good, the only problem being that some people were just casually wandering around town even during the invasion scene. It broke any sense of threat and was actually amusing seeing people screaming and running down the road when just across the street a bunch of guys are just wandering around shopping.

I'm starting to get the feeling that the complaints about nationalism are either overplayed or just Americans who aren't used to seeing another nation's military as the heroes. But then I could be wrong and the jingoism is coming right up in the next few episodes.

>> No.13737823

>>13737817
It gets worse.
It will bleed YAMATO DAMASHII later. Also the LN is much worse when it comes to YAMATO DAMASHII.

>> No.13737825

>>13737804
>Implying there's anything wrong with that

>> No.13737826

>>13737817
>or just Americans who aren't used to seeing another nation's military as the heroes
Now they know how literally every other country feels when watching American movies.

Also anyone who complains about Gate's nationalism has obviously never read muv-luv.

>> No.13737827

>>13737817
>watched it
Read the manga if you're not doing it.

>I'm starting to get the feeling that the complaints about nationalism are either overplayed or just Americans who aren't used to seeing another nation's military as the heroes
Is not that bad as many people think.

>> No.13737832

>>13737825
Japan nationalism is a joke, it's literally impossible for the nips to support themselves without the rest of the world, they just can't accept that unless they launch another massive war in Asia for resources (Which neither the U.S. or China will let them do) they'll forever be the bitch of the major powers in the world.
Their attempts at flag waving are adorable though, I'll give them that.

>> No.13737834

>>13737826
Gate's nationalism is pretty bad, but Muv-Luv's can at least be comical with how it's handled.

>> No.13737836

>>13737832
You seem very upset about this for some reason.

>> No.13737838

>>13737836
If that's how you want to read it go ahead, it's an incorrect interpretation though.

>> No.13737840

>>13737817
It doesn't make it any less obnoxious. At least some of the nationalistic wank Hollywood spews out presents the enemy as a credible threat before it proceeds to to the roflstomping.

>> No.13737841

>>13737809
>it is shit
well yes.kinda.but still fun to see the two worlds collide/slowly interact with eachother

>>13737804
grow a pair
>>13737817
me too.what bothered me more was the weird pigmen and the fact that it IS going to be heavily censored.what kinda works against the manga.
>>13737826
finally someone said it.its not like america has ever used propaganda..

>> No.13737843

>>13737832
Keep crying please

>> No.13737848

>>13737841
>grow a pair
What for, am I somehow being a pussy by stating the truth?
>>13737843
Crying about what? All I did was state the truth.

>> No.13737851

>>13737805
>Dom Kiki
But that's almost as stupid as a submissive Hellhound.

>> No.13737853

>>13737848
It's a work of fiction, get over it.

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>>13737779

That's what the six hundred gorillion said too, Anon.

>> No.13737857

Why do people insist on dissing GATE because of japan nationalism? Like, fuck it's a manga with guns and monstergirls in them and these assholes are still bitching.

It's just fiction, who the fuck cares about nippon stronk.

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>>13737851
Anon she's an actor and paying her part.

>> No.13737861

>>13737853
>get over it.
Get over what?
You seem a tad upset, did my statement trigger you?

>> No.13737863

>>13737851
But it says in the guide that they'll become aggresive doms if need be to get the lazy fucks back in shape and become a dominant successful person.

>> No.13737865

>>13737857
There's too much nippon stronk in it.
There's more nippon stronk then there were bad scenes in Pear Harbor.

>> No.13737868

>>13737865
There's more MURRICA FUCK YEAH in your average american war movie and I don't see anyone complaining.

>> No.13737873

>A single Anon makes a post about a mediocre manga being nothing more than Nip propaganda
>Suddenly numerous anons come out of the woodwork buttblasted that said person dare comment poorly on the manga
I'm aware that it's the American afternoon, but Jesus.

>> No.13737874

>>13737826
This. Take Independence Day for example:
America single handedly annihilates advanced aliens somehow while the rest of the world sits on its collective arse. Also non-Americans act like complete stereotypes throughout the film.

>> No.13737876

>>13737873
I guess we should have expected that in /jp/.

Damn nip lovers.

>> No.13737879

>>13737865
Well, the whole point of the manga was that the portal appeared only in Japan. What'd you expect? America to invade the country yelling FUCK YEAH and take everything over?

Fuck, there are countless works of fiction where the US wave their freedom in everyone's faces and nobody bitches about that. Stop complaining.

>> No.13737881

>>13737873
We're insulting something japanese on /jp/.
It's to be expected shitposters and angwy /jp/ natives would get fanny flustered.

>> No.13737882

>>13737861
hey, >>13737853 is a different anon.but yes.get over it.its just a manga.you can perfectly blend out the grorious nippon stuff and focus on the monstergirls.

>> No.13737885

>>13737881
>shitposters
Seriously?

>> No.13737887

>>13737882
So what you're saying is my statement did in fact trigger you, ok.

>> No.13737889

>>13737874
Yeah but they have Jeff Goldblum.

Does GATE have Jeff Goldblum?
>>13737879
>nobody bitches about that

People bitch about that all the time though. Just look at people complaining about the Transformers movies being military wank.

>> No.13737890

>>13737885
They hop into any little heated debate if it shows signs that it can go out of hand. They just have to do a little work and watch as things go nuclear after a few hundred posts.

>> No.13737891

>>13737889
>Does GATE have Jeff Goldblum?
Everything Secretly has Jeff Goldblum

>> No.13737892

>>13737879
Flag-waving is bad in CoD, and it's bad and here

>> No.13737895

>>13737857
i like you anon.i read it and the "propaganda"didnt bother me at all.its a nice and actually unique manga.enjoy it or leave it.
>>13737879
actually other countries DO try to take it by force.slowly..

>> No.13737896

>>13737891
Not good enough.

>> No.13737899

>>13737889
Don't forget the Transformer movies being shit in general.
Frankly the MGs are wasted in this manga. And let's not forget how America is somehow the only country to use blacky and how the LN takes it's nationalism up to 35.

>> No.13737901

>try to talk about GATE
>Americans who can't stand other countries having national pride start speaking up
Its a work of fiction guys, can't we just enjoy it for the delicious monstergirls and cute human mage?

>> No.13737902

>>13737891
are you saying we are all just Jeff Goldblum?

>> No.13737903

>>13737889
>Just look at people complaining about the Transformers movies being military wank.
Never seen it because nobody gives enough of a shit to talk about transformers anymore.

>> No.13737906

>>13737901
>Americans who can't stand other countries having national pride start speaking u
Nice generalization. You would have sold it better if you went with Koreans since Japan and Korea literally hate each other.

>> No.13737912

>>13737901
>Americans
I guess I can see why you'd make that assumption. Still, you know what they say about assumptions, right?

>> No.13737914

>>13737906
>generalization
>when its actually happening in the thread
Lesson learned though, don't mention GATE here because it sets certain people off.

>> No.13737917

>>13737901
>Americans are the only people who don't like obnoxious nationalism from other countries.
Ebin.

>> No.13737919

>>13737914
>sets people off
Only people set off are the ones who can't take Gate being mocked or joked about for it's heavy nationalism.

>> No.13737920

>>13737899
Didn't the editor have to ask him to tone it down? I kind of want to hear what crazy shit he wanted to put in.
>>13737901
>Americans

>> No.13737923

>>13737920
Probably would have put in shit like what Japan did to China in WW2.

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>Complaining because a manga was made to appeal to a japanese fanbase

>> No.13737925
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>All these people jealous of the greatest country on earth

>> No.13737927

>>13737923
I don't think it'd be that extreme.
>>13737924
It is my right as...well I'm not American so...a person.

>> No.13737929

>>13737507
>>Breasts too big
I read the rest of your post fine, but why did you change to some strange new language for this part in particular? What does it say?

>> No.13737932

>>13737927
You never know. Some extremist Japanese are still very sore over them losing WW2, despite never being a part of the war.

>> No.13737933

>>13737924
>you can only complain about things if you're the target audience

I don't think so, Tim.

>> No.13737934

>>13737933
Not him, but if you call a kid's show childish, and you're an adult does that mean you're right to do so?

>> No.13737935

>>13737925
Pigs are actually quite intelligent.

So don't be making fun of P'Orcs.
>>13737932
Every country is sore about something. Even Canada.

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>>13737925
>an operator Grizzly will never protect your smile

>> No.13737940

>>13737935
Is Canada still sore about having no Navy, or are they perfectly fine piggybacking off of America's like the hat they are?

>> No.13737942

>>13737940
There probably still are some people. There are always people like that.

>> No.13737943

What monster girls would one encounter on fury road?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqQjrSWB84c

>> No.13737944

>>13737940
Not having to have an active military is one of the best things about being a hat.
Sadly Mexico can't say the same thing, they need their military to fight drug lords.

>> No.13737947

>>13737939
Since when was honey white???

>> No.13737950

>>13737944
>they need their military to fight for the drug lords
Fixed that for you.

>>13737942
Yep.

>> No.13737954

>>13737947
It's quite obviously semen, but apparently "white honey" actually exists.

>> No.13737956

>>13737950
Oh please, they still have to go and shoot into the air when the American TV reporters show up, appearances are everything after all.

>> No.13737958

>>13737934
>right to do so
I think the phrase you're looking for is "appropriate to do so".

And yes, anyone can complain about everything at every time.

>> No.13737960

>>13737943
Blind Gandharvas that love to rock out, suicidal skeleton girls that live to serve their Lich master, human sex slaves on the run from said Lich master, and the occasional band of lawless raiders looking for unprotected human boys.

>> No.13737961

>>13737956
They have to keep the appearance that they're fighting off Drug Lords or else they'll get fired!

>> No.13737966

>>13737960
Vehicles covered in Manticore barbs, driven by Manticores speaking a foreign language?

>> No.13737968

>>13737851

>Submissive Hellhound
>Implying Hellhounds aren't the biggest switches in MGE

>> No.13737969

>>13737775

Someone should clean/color this one to go with the other Ushis

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>> No.13737972

>>13737968
He's more talking about the relationship itself, not the sex

>> No.13737973

>>13737542
I think Roberta would make a better Hellhound, but Fabiola fits Kiki real well. Poor girl, getting dragged into that whole mess.

>> No.13737979

>>13737966
Yes. As well as Wurms with Imps riding on them that run barter town, Onis with hockey masks that try to extort a village of it's men, and a tribe of aged amazons.

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>>13737970
I want to spoil a Baphomet with head pats and horn rubs.

>> No.13737989

>>13737979
Lord Cunnilingus!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfL4xKQeSfo

>> No.13737991

>>13737954
>Honey that is derived from the nectar of flowers of Kiawe trees is termed as white honey. These trees grow in Pacific Islands especially the Hawaiian Islands. Kiawe trees are very tall and produce large blossoms. It is very hard to extract this honey from the tall trees. The tedious extraction process and the scarcity make it a very expensive honey. It is so expensive that a small 8oz jar costs around $20 to $40 depending on the availability. Few people consider white honey as the best form of honey in the world.

In short this shit's expensive and hard as fuck to make.

>> No.13738001

>>13737970
What's all those marks on his body?
Love bites, or has the baph just been careless with her horns?

>> No.13738003

>>13738001
Abuse

>> No.13738007
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I'm not the only one with a fetish for biting and scratching, right? It's not about the pain itself but about how passionate (or animalistic) the sex is.

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>>13738007
you are not the only one anon

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>> No.13738023
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>> No.13738027
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>>13738016
Spider love is the purest form of love.

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>> No.13738033

>>13738029
>>13738007
hot

>>13738023
kind of hot

>>13738016
waaaaaay to fucking deep. owwww

>> No.13738036

All this talk of writefagging, so I wrote something. The phrasing's a bit awkward, but it was fun to write.
http://pastebin.com/jH4gkHSV

>> No.13738037

>Get hooked up with a monstergirl
>As time drags, you start to notice the increasing amount of love scars all over your body
Well, ain't that lewd.

>> No.13738039

>>13738001
Hickies, I'd presume.

>> No.13738041

>>13738036
it doesn't actually have any monster girls, it was meant to be a lead in to something else. Mainly a style test.

>> No.13738042

>>13738037
At that point for her peace of mind you might as well start learning to use mamano mana to heal scar tissure or invest in some good stem cell research to replace and repair the scar tissue with regular tissue.

>> No.13738045

>>13738042
But scars are rad as fuck.

>> No.13738053

>>13738042
But then you don't get to make up stories to tell your kids about how got the scars.

>> No.13738054

>>13738037
If it took that long to notice them they probably didn't hurt much and I don't care for keeping a flawless appearance.

Plus I have a beard already, ageing into a grizzled old man with lots of scares might not be too bad if the monstergirl is fine with it.

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>>13737327
>Reminder that if you're not good before Christmas, Wurm-chan's Apophis helpers will throw you and the rest of your naughty friends in a sack, and take you to Egypt.

>> No.13738059
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Harpies?

>> No.13738064

>>13738054
>scares
Jesus I should sleep. Or trust auto correct less.

>> No.13738065
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>>13738059
I like harpies

>> No.13738066

>>13738058
Bullshit. They can't kidnap all the bad guys in the world. Think you can take me?

>> No.13738068
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>>13738059
Electric harpies?

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>>13738065
Good.

>> No.13738073

>>13738059
>>13738069
>Psichedelic harpies
Duuuude, what if, like, they're just...hallucinaaations, maaang? Cough cough

>> No.13738075

>>13738058
>Wake up on Christmas morning.
>Something doesn't feel right.
>Everything dark, I'm cramped, and it feels like there's other people with me.
>Panic and tear my way out of the sack.
>Fall out onto the dusty ground before the feet of a man wearing a ski mask and holding an AK.
>"میں دیکھنے جا رہا ہوں پؤا اپ!" He yells.
>Say I don't understand him, as my eyes adjust to the bright sunlight.
>"میں دیکھنے جا رہا ہوں پؤا اپ!!!!!" He yells again and points his gun at me.
>He fires several bullets into my face. The last thing I see before I die is the sack I crawled out of being covered in gasoline and set on fire.
>Luckily I bleed out and die before the screams.

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>>13738059
I love my nerd bird!

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>>13738059
That's a mysterious Harpy.

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>>13738073
What if they're real?

>> No.13738083

>>13738058
I am a very bad boy who needs to be punished.

>> No.13738084

Fluffy queen harpy is best harpy

>> No.13738085

>>13738065

The Harpy twins and queen from MGQ were great.

>> No.13738086
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>>13738066
Don't try to resist. That just makes you even MORE naughty than if you came along quietly.
Unless, that is, you WANT to be naughty.

>> No.13738087

>>13738081
Naaah, maaang. I'm pretty sure I left the door locked...I think...

There ain't no harpies in my house maaang.

>> No.13738091

>>13738086
Fuck that, that shit don't fly with me, purple muffin.

>> No.13738093

>>13738086
I want to be naughty.

>> No.13738094

Wolf harpy is best harpy. Too bad I don't have any pics of her saved.

>> No.13738095

>>13738087
But there's one om your bed right now, and another pressing her face into your window outside.

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>>13738086
If there's anyone who's going to kidnap me around Christmas it's going to be Krampus.

>> No.13738097

I want a tribe of amazons to go into space, to collect alien skulls with the intent to impress me enough with their trophies that I will marry them!

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>>13738094
I have a few.

>> No.13738101

>>13738097
so you want a predator but with less alien face and tentacle dreads

>> No.13738105

>>13738095
Whaaaat? What's she even doing in there anyway? My bed's not all that comfy anyway...
If they wanted a place to sleep, they could've like, just asked, mang...cough, cough...
>[Hotline Miami - Deep Cover intensifies]

>> No.13738110

>>13738077
I would raise my daughterus to be the dorkiest dorks in the school!

>> No.13738115

>>13738110
Would you take responsibility when they get bullied?

>> No.13738122

>>13738110
Then you better be the parent that is involved in their education and not the ones who believe that bringing a check home is good enough parenting.

>> No.13738123

>>13738100
>soft fur
>feathers
>fluffy paws
It's like the best of both worlds!

>> No.13738125

>>13738029

>DRACULA DOESN'T SUCK
>DRACULA SCRAPES AND LICKS
>SCRAPE
>AND LICK

>> No.13738126
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>>13738123
Yep.
Also fluffy ears to scratch.

>> No.13738129

>>13738115
I would teach them to deal with bullies in a way that doesn't end with anyone crippled or arrested

>>13738122
What kind of shitty parent doesn't encourage their children to earn and seek out the life they want?

>> No.13738130
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13738130

Seeing this picture made me realize just how much I want to see more of Kunoichis in modern urban clothes with their masks on.

I need more of this in general.

>> No.13738131
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13738131

Oh no! A Wolf Spider!

They're dangerous!

>> No.13738134

>>13738131
>put her in a bath tub
>sides are too smooth for her to crawl out

Safe at last

>> No.13738135

>>13738115
I'll comfort her with pathfinder or Sword World

>> No.13738136

>>13738094
You mean like a Kiki?

>> No.13738139

>>13738126
>Morgan jerking you off with her paws and talons at the same time
I bet the differing sensations would be so exciting

>> No.13738140

>>13738130
Oh christ I need to see this too.

>> No.13738142

>>13738134
>Go to a hotel room
>panicking wolf spider grasping at the side
>"Anon quick! I've been trapped in here for days!"

>> No.13738144

>>13738130
>"Yo yo, word up homedog, what is good in the 'hood'."

Oh boy...

>> No.13738147

>>13738142
[X] Masturbate

>> No.13738149

>>13738129
The ones who aren't often there and end up with a family that doesn't talk much to each other or connect often. The ones where the dinner table is full of silent eating and short lived updates on school/work life. The ones where watching tv silently together is somehow better than watching a movie alone.

>> No.13738150

>>13738142
>[X] Try really fucking hard not to laugh
>[X] Laugh anyway

>> No.13738152
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>>13738144
>"Yo, yo, Yoroshiku."

>> No.13738153

>>13738142
>turn on the water

>> No.13738155

>>13738142
>Save Wolf Spider.
>Get 3 wishes.

>> No.13738156

>>13738142

> Wurm gets trapped by a glass door

>> No.13738159 [DELETED] 

>go look at japanese fanfics again

>Gnome fic
>mud pussy/spoiler]

>Ogre fanfic
>it's gentle, lovey dovey mother-son incest

>Dark Matter fanfic
>she drags a guy into a tentacle-filled "mouth" inside her orb, slowly dragging him inside deeper and deeper as the tentacles make him and her orgasm repeatedly, until he loses his faith in the Chief God and can only think of the pleasure

Well, that was... quite a ride I guess

>> No.13738160
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>>13738156

>> No.13738166

>>13738159
GOD DAMNIT I BOTCHED THE SPOILER

>go look at japanese fanfics again

>Gnome fic
>mud pussy

>Ogre fanfic
>it's gentle, lovey dovey mother-son incest

>Dark Matter fanfic
>she drags a guy into a tentacle-filled "mouth" inside her orb, slowly dragging him inside deeper and deeper as the tentacles make him and her orgasm repeatedly, until he loses his faith in the Chief God and becomes sort of mindbroken, not even knowing what she's doing to him anymore, thinking she might possibly be devouring him but doesn't care, and can only think of the pleasure

Well, that was... quite a ride I guess

>> No.13738169

>>13738166
>it's gentle, lovey dovey mother-son incest
Adoptive son?

>> No.13738170

>>13738166
kek

>> No.13738173

>>13738130
>>13738131

>Monstergirls get all these cool concepts and combinations
>Meanwhile we're just average anonymous dudes who're just there to give them spirit energy or whatever
>Can't even talk about getting some rad as fuck black sclera or paladin holy powers without having "muh monsterboy" shit come up
Damn why are we humans so fucking bland?

>> No.13738174

>>13738160
>The glass didn't break
Bullshit!

>> No.13738177

>>13738174
She hasn't thought about breaking it.
If she did that door and a large chunk of the wall would be obliterated.

>> No.13738178

>>13738173
>rad as fuck black sclera or paladin holy powers
Those classes are for fags anyways.

Dark Knights are where it's at.

>> No.13738179
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13738179

>Be wizard
>A Manticore attacks you on your travels, you left your grimoire at the inn in pursuit of more spirits and any ale available
>Small price to pay for celibacy, that alcohol
>She's staring at you like you're a newborn fawn ready for the massacre
>You wind up messing up your banishment spell, and instead shoot her with a last-second miniaturization spell
>Stuff her into the empty green bottle that had housed your ale
>She's screaming at you to unhand her so she can rape you, snigger at the fact that she's a tiny Manticore in a glass bottle
>Put the bottle on the mantle of your dormitory room in the Magia Academia
>Thanks to your magic, she has fresh air inside of the bottle and you're easily able to teleport food and drink into it rather than risking a bee sting from her miniaturized tailpussy
>Every day she threatens to break free and rape you, and every day you just kind of laugh at her
>You're graduating now, and the Manticore is pouting in her glass prison
>Cork the bottle and super size it in a field, putting her back to normal size, she steps out of the bottle and glowers at you
>Oh man here we go, the tailpussy rape
"I... Can't."
"... You what now?"
"I... can't rape you! It's your fault!"
>Quirk an eyebrow
"But what happened to all those threats of raping me when you get free? Making me squirm like the pathetic magic using worm I am?"
>She blushes and bites her lip, ready to smack you with the barbed bulb of her tailpusy
"It's your fault I have this complex! I'm psychologically unable to raise my hands against you!"
"So... want to get back in the bottle?"
>She steps into the bottle again, eyeing you as she does it
"I'M IN HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE. NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE STUFFING ME IN HERE AGAIN, MAGGOT."
>Shrug your shoulders
>Whatever helps her sleep at night

>> No.13738182

>>13738174
>glass breaks

Is she fixin' to open up a can of whoop-ass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg

>> No.13738183

>>13738177
No the door hitting should have broken it alone.

>> No.13738184

>>13738173
>paladin holy powers
>monsterboy
Eh?

>> No.13738188

>>13738169
I believe so.
She gets knocked up too

>> No.13738190

>>13738183
Anon it's a plexiglass door. It won't break from hitting her alone, especially at her age.

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>>13737780

>> No.13738194

>>13738192
These hips are fucking absurd.

>> No.13738196

>>13738194
Wurm-chan needs to cut down on the pies.

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13738198

>>13738192
Thanks mate.

>> No.13738203

>>13738198
Is that Holstaurus rubbing her face on his hand? Who the fuck does she think she is? Nobody gave her permission to do that.

>> No.13738208

>>13738203
She's been a good girl and is receiving pats.

>> No.13738210
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13738210

It's heeeeeeeere

http://exhentai.org/g/830582/56110a0138/

>> No.13738212

>>13738192
All those pies have gone straight to her ___________

>> No.13738214

>>13738212
Veins. All that fat she ingested is gonna give her a heart attack.

>> No.13738221

>>13737859
Come on Kiki! Try the part where you confess to your Master again!

>> No.13738222

>>13738210
Translation needed yesterday.

>> No.13738225

>>13738210
How the fuck can she be so cute and creepy at the same time

>> No.13738226

>>13738210
>mainly /ss/
>not even preggers
>basically the same thing

Why even make a second one?

>> No.13738227

>>13738210
>Creepy mothgirl is back
>Now with yandere forced breastfeeding

YES YES YES YES YES

>> No.13738230

>>13738210
Told you she wasn't pregnant.

>> No.13738232

Hey Guys Trader Anon here.
Just reminding everyone that the next session of my story on Anonkun is Wednesday 7:30 EDT.
Be there, cause there may be some sex shit and/or low level feels.
Also I may be currently writing some massive HFY bullshit for my Appendix section, but that I realistically believe we won't reach unless you guys want the story to go well beyond the intended end. Please Understand

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My heart and my dick coudn't be more hard

>> No.13738241
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>>13738235
I know.

>> No.13738242

>>13738210
>shotashit
Into the trash it goes.

>> No.13738244

>>13738192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RisWH8iMLdE

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>>13738210
Aww man.
>>13738242
No one forced you to look at it.

>> No.13738250

>>13738241
>She has The Loop for irises
Welp.

>> No.13738252

>>13738241
>She gets creepier every time
How's he going to top THAT STARE next time?
Animate a random page somehow?
Actually have her appear behind you via black magic?

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13738253

>>13738241
>See pic of mothgirl pampering /ss/
>Cute.
>Scroll down to see more replies
>Mouse stops right on the picture beneath it, automatically enlarging it
>About 600x1000 pixels of full-on yanmoth

>> No.13738256

>>13738192
I want to poke her belly and tease her about getting chubby.

>> No.13738258

>>13738241
Boner stop.

>> No.13738264

>>13738253
That's a lot of yanmoth, anon.

>> No.13738267

>>13738252
>Animate a random page somehow?
>Actually have her appear behind you via black magic?

Both of these.

One of the pages will unexpectedly animate by her looking directly at you

And then she'll vanish and you hear a whisper behind you

>"Liking the story..?"

>> No.13738273

>>13738221
I want to help Kiki prepare her lines for a play where she is a lieutenant under the orders of herr fluffenwolfen,

That day i would be in front row, seeing how my shy, softly spoken Kiki is now trying to sound rude and faking a german accent while being the villain of the play.

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>>13738241
I'm going to assume that the MCs mom had a heart attack just by looking at Kaiko.

>> No.13738277

>>13738210
So, what is happening here and how do we connect this to the prequel.

>> No.13738280

>>13738210
>/ss/

Aw man.

>> No.13738282

>>13738267
>reading the third part the moment its released
>wait, why is this page in english?
>its another extreme close up of yanmoth
>"Look behind you, anon."

>> No.13738294

>>13738277
We probably won't know until the translation is out.

On the subject of translations, I hope there's get a better one this time around, the TL for the first one was kinda spotty in areas.

>> No.13738295

>>13738267
>>13738282
This is on par with half the garbage on /x/

>> No.13738332
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13738332

This loli mothgirl comes into your house one day and refuses to leave. what do you do to get her out while preventing her yandere time powers from activating?

>> No.13738339 [SPOILER] 
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13738339

LET ME IN ANON

>> No.13738342

>>13738332
Nothing. Just let her stay. As long as she doesn't take up too much space and helps out around the house
And doesn't eat my damn clothes

>> No.13738343

>>13738332
Tie her up and put vibrators on her antennae until she promises to leave me alone.

>> No.13738347

>>13738339
NO

>> No.13738352 [SPOILER] 
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>>13738339
No go away.

>> No.13738355

>>13738267
This reminds me of that Korean comic with the ghost that had a animated jump scare on one of the pages.

>> No.13738357

>>13738342
>Come home to find her chewing on your used boxers.

lewd.

>> No.13738360

>>13738332
Turn off all the lights in my house except for a small paper lantern that I've hooked up to a toy helicopter.
I then proceed to fly it out the window, whilst I remain out of her immediate field of vision.

If all else fails, my body is ready.

>> No.13738361

>>13738339
Nah.

>> No.13738364
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>>13738342
Are you sure? She constantly slips into your bed and pokes your cheek until you wake up and she gets extremely clingy if you go more than five hours without playing "adult" games with her.

She also chews exclusively on your dirty clothes and often falls asleep in the empty hamper.

One day she'll look like this though.

>> No.13738365

>>13738332
If she's as sweet as she's here >>13738235 she can stay


>>13738339
>Not the gif version

>> No.13738371

>>13738364
Like I said: if she helps out around the house and- jesus- understands she can munch on my old clothed but not my dirty ones, she's fine
Seriously, either she cuts it out or no cuddles

>> No.13738375

I think I'm turning into a mothfag

>> No.13738378

>>13738375
No anon, you were always a mothfag. It's just that the memories are slowly coming back to you from your last loop.

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>>13738378
Oh god

>> No.13738397

>>13738364
I like deep love, I'd let her nibble on my undies.

>> No.13738408

>>13738391
Just imagine it. Maybe everyone here has a repressed memory of being raped by a Monster Girl as a shota.

Perhaps it was the Boogiewoman under your bed?

>> No.13738414

>>13738408
>the Boogiewoman under your bed?

Oh my.

>> No.13738420

>>13738408
>Perhaps it was the Boogiewoman under your bed?
Where is Kloah when you need him

>> No.13738437

>>13738408
Monster girls don't exist though.

Just like aliens.

>> No.13738447
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>>13738437
Or ghosts.

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13738449

all I want is to give a cute MG head pats is that so hard to ask

>> No.13738450

>>13738447
I-I'm not afraid of lewd ghosts!

>> No.13738454
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13738454

>>13738408
>Boogiewoman
Oh boy, is it time to bring her back?

>> No.13738457

>>13738408

Only one way to find out for sure. Someone go get Nurse Flayer-sama

>> No.13738458

>>13738454
yes

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13738459

>>13737775
>>13737969

>> No.13738461

>>13738454
>"Hush... No need to call for your parents..."

>> No.13738462

>>13738459

Thanks latenight

>> No.13738464

>>13738459
I should start making an Ushi-Oni subfolder for my MGE folder, which is also a subfolder for my Arachne & Other Creepy Crawlies folder.

>> No.13738467

>>13738408
I'd rather an Ushi-Oni than that shit moth.

>> No.13738470

>>13738332
Fire. Lots and lots of fire.

>> No.13738471

>>13738467
So you want several tons of spider-cow-demon to come crashing through your door and rape you in an endless time loop?

>> No.13738477

>>13738471
That actually sounds great.

>> No.13738479

>>13738471
I'd rather never deal with a yandere or time magic bullshit.

>> No.13738485

>>13738479
Sounds like that would make a bad anime.

>> No.13738494

>>13738461
>You'll never wake up in the middle of the night to find a feminine shadow creeping out from under your bed and into your covers.
>A Boogiewoman will never pin you down and rape you senseless while holding her hand over your mouth to keep you from screaming.
>She'll never kiss you on the cheek after she's done and wish you good dreams before slinking back under your bed.
>This will never happen to you every night.
Damn it, we need more Boogiewoman stuff.
Can we bring back Sandwoman and Moth-chan too?

>> No.13738509

>>13738276
It's a time loop/induced dream from what I can tell. She's trying to find a way to make him stay with her forever. This time failed again, so it restarted at the end. It's uncertain how many times this has happened before.

>> No.13738510

Would monstergirls feel offended if you gave her a bored, unimpressed look during the entire rape?

>> No.13738520

>>13738510
I believe that's how you bully succusluts.

>> No.13738528

>>13737633
The thread can be full of assholes, especially when you write something they're not in the mood for that day.

>> No.13738529

>>13738510
lilim

>> No.13738536

>>13738510
Be careful, they may think it's a challenge and instead of just raping you and leaving they take you with them to continue somewhere else

>> No.13738537

>>13738510

Monotone "oh no I'm cumming inside you..." would be pretty funny.

>> No.13738539

>>13738510
Manticore

>> No.13738542

>>13737633
This is exactly why I don't want to attempt writing.

>> No.13738543

>>13738537
"d*ng, my hips are moving on their own..."

>> No.13738545

>>13738539
>"Jeez kid, scream for help or something would ya? Maybe try to fight back? Come on, throw a punch."
>"You're just being a buzzkill right now... I'm raping you for fuck's sake. This is a terrifying scenario!"

>> No.13738546

>>13738510
>Be a wizard
>Use modified phylactery to give you perfect poker face
>Attacked by a manticore
>"Ha! You're twitching! Gonna fill my tail pussy?"
>She looks down to see you reading a magazine
>You look up at her
>"Is this going to take much longer? I've got an appointment."
>She goes into maximum overrape
>Eight hours later, she's too exhausted to continue. She's gotten plenty of semen, but can't break your poker face.
>Get up, nonchalantly put on what remains of your clothes
>"Damn, I'm gonna be late."

This kill the manticore.

>> No.13738553
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>>13738546
Wonderful.

>> No.13738555
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13738555

So, are we going to be talking about the anime here
because it's not even out yet and the /a/ threads are already making me want to puke

I'm normally able to ignore the cancer and the newfags but it's getting out of hand

>> No.13738558

>>13738546
>Eight hours later
Somebody is really dedicated to his trolling. I guess that's commendable.

>> No.13738562

>>13738555
This is all things monstergirl. The EMG manga and the anime are fine here.

I'd rather see what people here have to say about it than back at /a/ anyway.

>> No.13738568

>>13738529
>It's only been one thrust, but to you it feels as if you've been sent to heaven and lived a thousand lifetimes already.
>The heat, the texture, the contractions, everything is perfectly aligned to cause you pleasure that would melt your brain and make it juicy enough to have it lovingly sucked out through your nose
>Which only makes it all the more impressive when you don't immediately spit salt, cry, or make any embarrassing noises
>After about thirty seconds (years?) of unending pleasure you feel her hands tighten and her voice calling out
>"Why aren't you enjoying yourself bug? The last man begged me to be his wife just from stroking his cheek with my ungloved hand you know? What makes you so special to resist my charms."
>You would normally answer something cocky, but without a doubt if you opened your mouth you'd start foaming and shaking
>You count each thrusts and the almost spasms of your hips wanting nothing more than to enter her insides and shoot.
>You want to shoot so badly that your memories start to melt. The idea of shooting and the concept behind it seems so heavenly that you wonder if you aren't a confused gun with an identity problem
>The only thing to pull you out of your half-insane musings are her voice coming somewhere from vaguely above you as her hips grind against you more slowly but with more enthusiasm
>"I-I'll make you cum. Don't doubt that you're already my pleasure slave you... You're just pretending not to like it right? Right?!"
>After that you can't remember much other than the intense pain of an erection holding back with all your might and will to resist
>When you come to there's a pool of cold sweat around you and a shivering pile of blue skin with two black and yellow eyes filled with tears beside you.
>"Why why why why why why why why why..." Over and over she repeats to herself while gently rocking back and forth like a baby
>Turns out those 5 payments of 19.99 for the beginner's paladin course really were worth it.

>> No.13738569

>>13738555
So, "Brace yourself, the newfags are coming"?

That'll be a treat, I can already tell.

>> No.13738572

>>13738555
Why would we talk about the anime when it's exactly the same than the manga and it won't even be uncensored?

>> No.13738576

>>13738555
It's always the same with every manga that gets an adaptation

>> No.13738579

>>13738546
>Wizard
>Getting raped

That is literally the most un-wizardly thing that could happen to one.

>> No.13738580

If I had a maid, I would give her lots of compliments and hugs and tell her she looks cute when she blushes. "I've finished cleaning the furniture."
"That looks fantastic! I'm lucky to have you as a maid."
"I'm just doing my job!"
"Do you mind if I hug you for being so cute?"

>> No.13738582

>>13738579
Yeah, doesn't it mean he loses his powers?

>> No.13738586

>>13738582
No? Why would he?

>> No.13738588

>>13737633
>tfw stuck between writing and playing vidya
>Can't decide what to do
FUCK

>> No.13738589

>>13738568
So is this the best way to beat a lilim just hold out until she wears herself out?

>> No.13738590

Hey guys, I brought you more Kikis.
Previously: http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg

>Fuck getting a job.
>Looking for and actually finding a job is probably the hardest thing you've ever done
>The vast majority of the ads you've found online are thinly veiled attempts to lure men into prostitution
>Most of the legitimate offers require a college degree, something you never bothered to get
>You have considered giving up almost every day, but the memories of Hera's warm, humid breath against your hand followed by the searing pain and pressure from her canine fangs keeps you on track
>As much as job hunting sucks, whatever the mature Kikimora will do if you don't get a job seems far, far worse
>Part of you feels like Hera's 'encouragement' was a dream; ever since then she's been perfectly normal
>She still brings you your meals as usual, sometimes she'll even pat your head and stroke your cheek gently with a wide, happy smile on her face as you take a break to eat
>You wonder how you were able to just ignore the delicious food the Kiki had prepared for you during your internet binge
>Now that you've come back to reality for awhile, you've realized just how depressed you've been
>Nothing interested you before; sometimes you still feel like nothing ever has
>You had felt so empty, like you were watching your body slowly destroy itself on autopilot while your consciousness is trapped behind nigh impenetrable walls made of of painful, unexplainable feelings

>You've also been trying to spend a little more time with Maya
>That picture she drew still haunts you every time you go into the kitchen
>You are sure that she can sense your improved mood though
>Instead of just hurrying by your closed door, sometimes you'd hear her little feet and rustling feather pause for awhile before running off again
>You've been leaving the door cracked open now too, sometimes you can catch a a tiny glimpse of the five-year-old Kiki before she runs away, giggling

>> No.13738598

>>13738568
This is where you stick it in her while she's overstimulated and kiss her right?

>> No.13738600
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>>13738586
A wizards godlike powers come at the price of their virginity. They must remain pure and make sure no succubutts drain their precious mana.

>> No.13738605

>>13738598
>Giving her exactly what she wants.
Dont let the tears fool you

>> No.13738607

>>13738598
Exactly. You lift her hips and watch her confused expression turn to gratefulness as you slowly but firmly thrust into her insides and cum.

And that's how you became her pleasure slave willingly you stupid fool.

>> No.13738609

>>13738605
>Not wanting to dominate an overstimulated Lilim and then marry her.
It'd totally be worth the pelvic jackhammer she dishes out later to see her face twist in pleasure anon.

>> No.13738610

>>13738600
Not in MGE though, you can just learn magic.

>> No.13738611

I want to Cumflate an arrogant manticore as she tries to keep a straight face.

>> No.13738612

>>13738600
>wizard can't even create a penis glamour for monsters to rape while his purity remains intact

shit wizard if he can't even do that basic of a thing

>> No.13738613
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13738613

It's more entertaining this way though

>> No.13738624

>>13738611
I want to be an Alchemist so I can brew potions and sell them to people and monstergirls and make some coin. You want a Potion of Truth so that tsundere monstergirl will be honest with her feelings? No Problem. You want a Potion of Stamina so your waifu can rape you all night? All right then. You want a Potion of Iron Pelvis because your waifu's an Ushi-Oni/Wurm/Oni? +1 or +2?
What monstergirls would be attracted to an Alchemist anyway?

>> No.13738626

>>13738624
Dwarves, Cyclops, Golems

>> No.13738628

>>13738624
Witches, liches, and many, many more.
A multitude of potions so sex is never a bore.

>> No.13738629

>>13738626
>not liches
Get your head in the game, anon.

>> No.13738633

>>13738624
All of them.

Even married monstergirls still like experimenting in the bedroom.

>> No.13738634

>>13738629
Eh, I've been playing Kamidori today and then working metals came to my mind. I fucked it up.

>> No.13738639

>>13738634
I guess that's fair enough.

>> No.13738641

>>13738590
Aww, Maya is pretty cute.

>> No.13738644

>>13738628
>Liches
Aw yes, now all I need to do is set up in a town ruled by a Vampire and get good enough at potions to catch the eye of her Lich scientist.
>Witches
And maybe research an Ara Ara or Bust enlargement potion for deterring the Sabbath.

>> No.13738648

>>13738590
yes please

>> No.13738649
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13738649

Done. Color someday, first the EMG ones I have pending. Jewelry missing but too lazy for that, will add once I color it.

>> No.13738652

>>13738590
So when is Hera going to snap this faggot's pelvis?

>> No.13738653

>>13738644
Why not just give a witch a bust enlarging potion, she'd do anything to snuggle with oniichan.

>> No.13738662

>>13738653
Because I'd rather a Lich than a Witch anon. And the Sabbath is shit.

>> No.13738663

>>13738590
>Today, Maya is lingering for longer than usual
>You hear the old, wooden door creak a little as she unconsciously pushes against it
>"Would you like to come in, Maya?" you call
>You didn't want to scare her away, but you are almost positive that she wouldn't act on her own
>Sure enough, the little Kikimora excitedly throws the door open and bounds over to you; feathery tail wagging nonstop
>So she WAS just waiting for an invitation
>"Hi-hi, Master!"
>"Hey."
>"What are you doing, Master? Can I see? Please?"
>You smile as little Maya stands on her tiptoes and cranes her neck to see your computer screen on top of your tall desk
>You've alway preferred a high desk and chair; the Kiki's tiny white fingers clutch tightly at its edge as she jumps and hops up and down, trying to pull herself higher
>"Here..."
>You push your chair back a few inches and wrap your hands around the Kikimora's tiny, petite waist
>She squeaks in surprise and blushes a bit as you set her down on your lap
>You had to do something about her jumping, there was no way you could concentrate on your search with her moving around so much
>"Better?"
>Maya nods, grinning wider than you thought possible
>Her tail slowly stops wagging as she settles in
> Her small, soft feathers drag across your shirt as it swishes back and forth across your chest, stomach and crotch
>You ignore it and return to your work
>Aside from shifting her chubby little thighs around every so often, the Kiki is content to sit quietly in your lap
>The presence of her small, warm body so close to you is very calming, even if she is a little restless

>> No.13738664

>>13738649
It's nice to see art of a Wights sizable rump.

>> No.13738665

>>13738649
Beautiful

>> No.13738667

>>13738649
>EMG ones I have pending
Well, it seems you'll have your hands full in the next few days...

>> No.13738673
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13738673

>>13738649
Very nice. Would treat her out to a fancy night on the town.

>> No.13738678

>>13738667
Kind of, I have the urge to draw Gatchaman's Utsutsu first, just because I love her. Not ecchi, I cant sexualize the gloomy.

>> No.13738681

>>13738649
Most excellent.

>> No.13738684

>>13738663
>chubby little thighs
I like body descriptions, and she already seems more appealing than that MILF.

>> No.13738685

>>13738678
Do it, man.

>> No.13738690

>>13738649
Dat mass

>> No.13738693

>>13738678
Is CROWDs worth picking up? I love its soundtrack.

>> No.13738701

>>13738693
It's going to involve the internet and doxxing. Also if you're not going to like a weirded out pacing and the main chick whose basically the director's waifu, you might not like it.

>> No.13738705

>>13738653
>come home from work and take a shower
>dead tired
>imouto baphomet rushes hurriedly to the couch and pats her small thighs
>you sigh and place your head in her lap
>she asks how you like her lap pillow
you respond "it's small, uneven, fidgety, and hot"
>she's about to pout
"it's perfect"

>> No.13738709

>>13736886
friendly reminder that a doujin of this has already been translated

>> No.13738711

>>13738701
>weirded out pacing
Eh, I could deal with Baccano's entertaining clusterfuck of an adaption, so this shouldn't be too bad.
Then again, I should probably start watching more animu in general since the only show I watched this year was GARO.

>> No.13738725

How sad would it be for a Deity tier monster girl to create a daughteru so she isn't lonely only to find out she isn't powerful enough to make her daughteru ageless so she eventually dies

>> No.13738728

>>13738725
Not really sad.

She probably deserves it, being a monster girl and all.

>> No.13738730

>>13738693
I would say yes, depends what you are looking for. Great ost, really colorful, likeable characters, MC is a like it or hate it case (to some shes the most genki a genki can get, to others shes just plain annoying). The story is power of friendship saves the day, except in this case would be power of online friendship saves the earth. But anyway, give it a try, if you like the MC you might enjoy the whole thing. I like it for the untz and the designs.

>> No.13738731

>>13738663
>You absently scroll through page after page of job listings, waiting for something to catch your eye
>"What about that one, Master?"
>Maya points to an ad looking for a part-time web developer
>"Hmmm? This one?" You click on it, "...I don't know. I've never done anything like that before."
>"But you'd be good at it, Master! You would!"
>"Really? What makes you say that?"
>"I... I don't know? I just feel it!"
>She turns around and cocks her head, smiling innocently up at you
>"You think? I guess I can send them an e-mail or something..."
>Lost in thought, you begin to compose your e-mail
>The little Kiki makes a short, happy humming noise as she turns back around
>Her pale, slender hand adjusts something under her butt before she settles in again
>You pause
>You're sure you heard a soft, rubbery snapping sound as Maya adjusted herself
>"You ok?"
>"Mmm-hmm!"
>She nods; neither her posture nor her expression tell you anything
>She just sits normally on your lap, wagging her tail every so often
>You certainly didn't feel anything when that noise happened
>You try to stifle your curiosity and focus on the computer again
>The little Kikimora's floppy canine ears perk up a little under her frilly white maid's headdress as you gently rest you chin on her small, soft shoulder
>Your new position doesn't help your focus either
>You type and retype the first few words of your e-mail, unable to stop thinking about that damn noise
>You just have to know.
>What the hell was it?
>No. You have to work.
>It was probably just your imagination, Right?
>Right.
>The way Maya is still acting just as normal as ever should tell you as much
>You finally pull your shit together and finish your e-mail
>Eventually, the little Kiki gets restless
>"Master? It's almost time for dinner! Mama is waiting for us..."

>> No.13738740

>>13738728
Paladin pls go

>> No.13738746

Would there still be human hikikomori in a mg world?

>> No.13738751

I want to kill the demons!

>> No.13738759

>>13738746
Yes, but now the Devil Bugs want him to stop playing video games so he can have sex with them.

>> No.13738761

>>13738751
then go do it there are no demons here only Monster Girls happy loving Monster Girls.

>> No.13738764

>>13738731
>being so beta some old maid with a bastard child intimidates you into becoming a wageslave
LMAO
M
A
O

>> No.13738766

Is there a collection of dinosaur monster girls floating around? Mainly related to Jurassic World, I want to see how horrible it gets.

>> No.13738774

>>13738731
I want that loli.

>> No.13738778

>>13738725
>Trying to play god
she deserves it

>> No.13738793

Pygmy Manticore's are olev, soft and portable for the man on the go.

>> No.13738797

>>13738731
He seriously better fuck the loli while her mom masturbates to the sounds in the next room for all the shit they are putting him through.

>> No.13738799
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>>13738793
As much as I like Manticores, I'd rather see a fruit eating pygmy Werebat.

>> No.13738805

>>13738799
>Not having a brain slug
Look at this pleb.

>> No.13738806

>>13738731
>You look at the clock
>"You're right. Let me finish up here, you can go ahead."
>"Yes, Master!"
>You push back from your desk and swivel around in your chair as Maya jumps off of your lap and bounds for the door
>Before she gets too far, she trips over an uneven patch in the carpet
>Your heart jumps into your throat; the lacy white hem of Maya's miniature maid's dress flies up over her head as she slides a few inches after her fall
>You sit on the edge of your seat, bracing yourself for her inevitable wailing and tears
>You have no idea what to do with yourself around a crying child
>However, no tears come.
>The little Kiki picks herself up as quickly as she fell and happily disappears into the hall
>You sigh heavily and sink back into your chair
>At least she can take a fall.
>Her fall barely registers with you now, something else is completely inundating your thoughts
>Something you saw before Maya had picked herself up and fixed her dress
>Latex. Panties.
>Maya is wearing shiny, high-cut, black latex panties.
>You don't even know what to think.
>Sure it's none of your business how Hera chooses to dress her daughter, but there is just something so... erotic about the smooth, sticky black material wedged deep between the little Kikimora's tiny, plump butt cheeks
>Still slightly shocked, you stand up and walk to the kitchen
>You do your best to act normal all through dinner as thoughts of Maya's small, bouncy latex-covered ass dance through your mind
>Despite your distraction, dinner proceeds just as usual
>You have always considered yourself good at maintaining a normal outward appearance
>The meal ends without a hitch, once you're through you go right back into your room for more research

>> No.13738812

>>13738806
>Maid Loli in lewd panties
Yes.

>> No.13738813

I want a monstergirl to break down and cry in the middle of raping me

>> No.13738814
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13738814

>>13738806

>> No.13738819

>>13738806
>Kikimora's tiny, plump butt cheeks
Loli's with big butts are a blessing.

>> No.13738825
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13738825

>>13738611

>> No.13738828

>>13738764
The MC was confirmed beta along time ago anon.

>> No.13738829

>>13738813
This.

Especially if its a monster that's usually seen as a rape machine

>> No.13738833
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13738833

Why aren't you reading "The Tiny Swordsman" anon?

http://pastebin.com/u/StyxxnStones

>> No.13738841

>>13738833

>Draenei Bar Encounter

That better not go down the road I think it does.

>> No.13738847

>>13738833
I dunno, at first started cool, after the Amazon bits it just turned into some weird dark plot with necromancy shit and i just dropped it, not sure if the guy kept updating it.

>> No.13738848

>>13738825
You act like that isn't a secondary objective.

>> No.13738851

>>13738841
It does, /d/ tier story right there.

>> No.13738852

>>13738833
Because in order to make me read fan fiction it either needs to have my fetish or it needs to be fucking amazing and discussed a lot.

>> No.13738853

>>13738833
It's shit, and the Amazons in that story are just cunty human women.

>> No.13738857

>>13738806
>A pleasant surprise is waiting for you when you sit back down
>The people who were looking for a web developer have already replied to your e-mail!
>All other thoughts disappear from your mind as you eagerly open it
>Only three other places have ever replied to you
>Excitement almost boils over as you read through the black text on your screen
>They want to set up an interview!
>You type out your response and they reply almost immediately
>You now have a video interview scheduled for tomorrow morning
>It's probably still too soon to celebrate, but this is the furthest you've ever gotten
>The company seems damn eager as well, you can tell that they are very interested
>Looks like Maya was right after all
>Instead of looking for other jobs, you decide to research web development
>It looks extremely easy to you; from your countless hours on the web, you are already familiar with almost everything you read
>This is fucking fantastic!
>You jump a bit as your door creaks behind you
>"Uuhuuhuu~ I'm sorry I scared you, Master!"
>Hera's sweet, melodic voice calls out to you
>You should have been expecting her, really
>She comes in every night after dinner is through to clean your room
>"Don't worry about it. I got an interview!"
>The mature Kikimora's face brightens as she smiles at you
>Genuine happiness fills her eyes, and she drops her cleaning supplies on the table by the door
>Her long, feathery tail wags faster than you've ever seen it as she hurries over to you
>"Here, see?" you bring up the e-mail, "It's for web development. We're going to meet over video chat tomorrow morning!"
>Hera's eyes grow watery as she hears your enthusiasm
>This is everything she's been hoping for
>Master is being Master again!
>"Congratulations, Master! I'm so happy for you!"
>The yellow rubber cleaning gloves the Kiki usually wears squeak a little as she clasps her hands together in excitement

>> No.13738866

>>13738853
>>13738847

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYpVLkAL6PI

>Amazons as just cunty human women
>Not as awkward as fuck Succubi who have a hard time grasping their own femininity and don't know how to express anything like love without wanton sex making in control
>Not able to cleave a boulder in twain but has spaghetti falling out of her loincloth at the idea of praising her Prince's cooking when she brings home a boar and he cooks a delicious Canadian tier bacon dinner

>> No.13738872

>>13738866
In that story, they're literally just super cunty human women, nothing like the MGE Amazons at all.

>> No.13738881

>>13738866
We need more nice Amazons
>No Amazon will ever call you the greatest thing that ever happened to her

>> No.13738884

>>13738872

Hence why I linked that video.

>> No.13738886

>>13738881
>Parkedbuggy is still kill ;_;

>> No.13738892

>>13738825
Sauce?

>> No.13738897
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13738897

What monstergirls would improve with age? What girls would get worse?

>> No.13738898

>>13738886
Don't remind me

>> No.13738903

>>13738897
>What monstergirls would improve with age?
Cheshire cougars
>What girls would get worse?
Skeletons

>> No.13738906

>>13738857
>yellow rubber cleaning gloves squeak
TRIGGERED

>> No.13738909

>>13738857
>"Thanks. I'm glad you're happy with it."
>You look nervously at the mature, deliciously curvy Kiki
>"Oh please, Master. You know I'd never REALLY hurt you, right?"
>A tiny hint of that sharp, intense gleam returns to Hera's green eyes and her smile gets a little bit more smug
>"Right..."
>You aren't fully convinced
>At your reply, your maid's expression turns a little sadder
>You think you may have actually hurt her feelings
>"Sorry, I just-"
>No, Master." She cuts you off. "I'M sorry. I just had to give you a little push, that was all. You understand, right?"
>She looks at you, genuinely hopeful
>You DO understand. You've been thinking about it for awhile, but there was no way you would have broken from your old habits without 'persuasion' as jarring or unavoidable as what she had given you
>As scary as it was, Hera's crazy side was something you feel you really need in your life right now
>She seems to know exactly how to bring out the best in you; you are only realizing that now
>"I do." You finally meet the older Kiki's gaze. "Thanks, Hera."
>She blushes a bit and pats you on the head with her gloved hand
>"That's my good Master!"
>She happily returns to her supplies and begins to clean your room
>You turn back to your own work and lose yourself in it for awhile

>Eventually, you become aware that the rustling of Hera's long maid's dress and salt-and-pepper feathers has stopped
>The sun has fully set by now, the only light still in the room comes from the dim yellow bulb in the ceiling
>Your heart jumps as you hear your Kiki maid's voice, inches from your ear
>"All done, Master."
>"Thanks..."
>Hera usually just says goodnight to you from the door when she's done cleaning
>"Your happy news distracted me, but there is something I need to talk to you about..."
>Her voice is as low and sweet and devilishly commanding as it was when she had cut you and kissed you
>A small chill runs through your body as her warm breath tickles your ear

>> No.13738912
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13738912

I want to marry a Tanuki and retire early while she keeps working.
I want to bring a beer out for the Sahuagin pool cleaner and ignore her flirting.
I want to chat about different plants with our Troll gardener and look away when she leans down with her ass up.
I want to buy Ammy scout cookies in large quantities and not touch fluffy tail.
I want to visit our Dragon, Wight, and Pharoah neighbors and give them fresh fruit and vegetables from our garden.
But mostly, I want to worry my Tanuki wife ragged while remaining faithful.

>> No.13738921

>>13738909
>deep breaths deepen

>> No.13738926

>>13738912
>I want to buy Ammy scout cookies in large quantities and not touch fluffy tail.
Too bad, it is included in the sale
You want loli mofu or ara ara mofu?

>> No.13738928

>>13738897

>What monstergirls would improve with age?
Ara ara~ kitsune
>What girls would get worse?
Holstaur because their tits would eventually get saggy.

>> No.13738930

>>13738926
Too much mofu is bad for a man. You wouldn't coerce the husband of a judge, would you?

>> No.13738932

>>13738928
>get saggy
>monster girl
does not compute

>> No.13738933

>>13738881
>>13738872

>Be prisoner of an Amazon, your arms tied behind you back for days on end
>She keeps you fed and snuggles up to you at night in order to keep you warm in the jungle where it gets hella cold after the sun goes down
>You're not sure if she can speak or understand Common at all, since she doesn't talk to you at first
>She starts walking around the hut in the full nude, letting you see the hidden lips of her sex beneath a crop of violet hair
>Breaks out in a smile the first time she sees you get a hard-on at watching the sway of her hips and breasts
"So you are a man"
>You nearly jump at her fluent Common, she smiles, pulling your trousers down and letting her get full view of the considerable mast you're sporting for her
"Is this because of me? Only in the nude, eh?"
>Her technique is rough, nothing like the practiced strokes and jerks that a normal Succubus would have
>Mouth the word 'harder' to her
>She glares, but it quickly softens as she starts to bob her head up and down on your shaft
>Her tongue coils around you and her cheeks go in as she redoubles her efforts, after a few minutes she manages to finally get you off
>Nearly gags trying to swallow your seed
"It's bitter..."
>She straddles you and looks almost a little confused, finally aims you farther back, hilting you inside of her in one stroke
>She winces in pain, her walls snugly fitting you like a glove
>Begins to bounce on top of you, trying to put on over-confident airs with stuff like 'Does it feel good?', 'You must enjoy being ridden like a horse!'
>She's almost cute in how hard she's trying to act girly/dominant, bide your time
"This is... the best way... to calm your kind down!"
>The Amazon speeds up, grabbing at her breasts, stroking the runes on her body
>She leans forward, pressing her breasts into your chest
>She doesn't even expect the kiss when you catch her, detonating inside of her as the orgasm takes you both
>After a few minutes she pulls up, and giggles
"Thank you"

>> No.13738937

>>13738932
>Holstauri getting saggy with age
Imagine the look on their faces. It'd be delightful.

>> No.13738943

>>13738937
off to the glue factory with it

>> No.13738946

>>13738933
Lovely.

>> No.13738949

>>13738937
Making cows cry is a crime.

>> No.13738950

>>13738943
nonsense it can still do hard labour

>> No.13738956

>>13738949
The only thing making them cry is their own bodies, not me.

>> No.13738957

>>13738937
>Implying she won't be gray haired with crows feet at the edges of their eyes while their breasts are as perky as they day they were born.

>> No.13738960

>>13738933
I'd marry her on the spot.

>> No.13738971

I want an amazon to attack me with a deadly bee weapon!

>> No.13738975
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13738975

>>13738949
Punishable by being bullied by their older Onee-san?

>> No.13738976

>>13738932
>Holstaur tits begin to sag
>Manticore tails lose some moisture; venom potency
>Centaur begin to have leg problems
>Monsters from both cat and wolf heritage become more docile and less playful

Monster old age is real

>> No.13738977

>>13738933

>Time passes and eventually her belly swells with your unborn child
>She prefers to have you stay in the hut under the pretense that you're far too precious to endanger in the hunts for food
>You've argued with her before that you can take care of yourself, reminding her that you did incapacitate one of her sword-sisters when they first captured you
"That's because you cheated."
>Snigger at her accusation, since her definition of 'cheating' is you groping an Amazon without her expecting it
"It's not funny! Men are to be protected and used for making daughters! Everybody knows this!"
>Concede to her, giving her belly an affectionate stroke. She purrs and nuzzles into your neck
>You still remember the night you and her conceived the child, in the middle of the entire tribal gathering in the fire light
>But just like all women, her pregnancy made her libido skyrocket at the most inopportune times
>Her hand ends up stroking your bare testes and shaft, eyes glittering with avarice
>She bends down and begins to suck on you, her technique having improved significantly
>Only brings you to the precipice of release and then laughs when you pout at her not swallowing
"Hey... I want to try it /that/ way."
>Shiver at her implication, knowing you both could get in trouble
>She's on her hands and knees, wet and ready for you
>Her lips part easily for you, the soft walls of her pussy sucking you in deeper with each thrust, heavy breasts swinging in rhythm to the bounces of her copious ass
>Your wife's moans intensify as you pick up speed, the fact you're mating like beasts increasing her arousal
>Ask her if her dagger ears are sensitive
>No sooner than you nibble on them does she let out a moan so bestial and inhuman that you'd swear the village elders would come running
>Her walls clench down on you as you give her your seed, folding your body on top of hers and kissing the back of her neck
>Your wife's face is one of pure bliss

>> No.13738979

>>13738975
>Getting bullied by a girl
>A tittymonster cow woman even
What's she gonna do? Lactate on me?

>> No.13738983

>>13738976
>helhound wife's stomach flips vet says we have to put her down

>> No.13738985

>>13738979
Use her incredible Holst strength to hold you down and milk you for your 'bull milk'.

>> No.13738986

>>13738977
What a slut, I hope the tribe finds out about this.

>> No.13738993
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>>13738979
You'll spend all day massaging her & giving her milkings when needed, then she force-feeds you a liter of her fresh milk before riding you into unconsciousness every night. You'll never escape, and thanks to her milk you'll never be broken.

>> No.13738994

>>13738985
But bulls don't produce milk!

>> No.13738995

>>13738909
>"Maya told me about her little spill earlier."
>Oh no.
>Hera's strong gloved hands grip your shoulders firmly
>"From your smell and face at dinner, I couldn't help but wonder..."
>Had she really noticed?
>The Kikimora's chin rests on top of her right hand, her lips are almost touching your ear
>"Just what did you see, Master?"
>"Umm... uh..."
>You struggle for words but Hera's slow, steady breathing in your ear is far too distracting
>"What's that, Master? Could you really not stop thinking about seeing Maya's panties? Ara~, what a little pervert you are!"
>The dominant Kiki's hands slowly slide down your shirt to your chest; the smooth yellow rubber of her gloves teases against your skin
>"I know what you were thinking, Master. You just ached to see her little latex butt again, right? I'm sure you would love to sink your big hands into her soft, baby cheeks and see her squirm and blush?"
>Hera digs her fingers lightly into your pectorals
>"What kind of a dirty pervert are you? I bet you'd just love to strip my little Maya down to nothing but those tight, lewd latex panties and lick... and grope... and molest her all over, hmm?"
>Her tongue barely teases along the rim of your ear each time she pauses
>You lean your head back and stifle a sigh as her powerful hands dance and massage across your chest
>"It wasn't hard to tell at all, really... You really want her, don't you?"
>No reply comes.
>"Answer me!"
>Hera's dominant, hypnotic voice rises sharply and she twists roughly at your nipples
>"Y-yes!"
>Your scared, stuttering reply echoes throughout your room and you blush deeply
>You couldn't deny it any more.
>"Oh Master, you're such a dirty boy! I don't blame you though... It's not your fault in the slightest that you find my little daughter so beautifully erotic."
>The Kiki's feathery arms and gloved hands retreat from under your shirt
>"It's okay, master. Really. But Maya isn't ready yet. In the meantime though..."

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>>13738993
The fattest of wolf tats.

>> No.13739001

>>13738976
>Holstaur's tits produce powered milk

dayum

>> No.13739002

>>13738993
>>13738985
>Bullying someone with sex and milkings
Pfffhahahahaha

So it's really true that Holsts don't know how to bully people.

>> No.13739007

>>13738983
>you watch as your blue oni wife tries to lift a heavy object only to get back spasms
>she isn't the monster she used to be

>> No.13739010
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13739010

>>13738985
I wish we got more stuff on the Minotaur bully from this scenario.

>> No.13739011

>>13739007
>kitsune wife gets another tail
>that's a lot more fluffy to brush
>Nothing else to complain about though

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>>13739007
I guess all that hard liquor they drunk in their youth catches up with them.

>> No.13739016

>>13739011
>Harpy feathers and talons loose their sheen and turn dull
>Snakes and Lizard types become lazy and lax all the time
>Baphomets start wearing drag and have a midlife crisis

>> No.13739021

>>13738995
mam I mean no disrespect, but please turn over the loli before someone gets hurt

>> No.13739023

>>13738977

>Get kicked out of the hut as your wife gives birth to your first daughter
>You're not even allowed to see them for at least a day, told by the village elders that she needs to rest
>They try to bar you from going on a hunt, your old sword discarded nearby, but concede when they see the look you're giving them
>The kind of 'don't fuck with me' look that only a man ready to take a life would give
>Her sword-sisters constantly rag on you on the boar hunt, making off-handed remarks about how you're compensating for something with your long sword
>Just smile and sally forth
>They start calling you the 'weird house-husband' because you're genuinely putting effort into the hunt
>You finally find the beast
>It's a Demon Boar, three times the size of a normal pig and three times as ornery
>It rampages and breaks the formation of Huntresses, bee-lining for you
>You barely have time to dodge, cursing the months of inactivity for making you rusty
>It charges again, but this time you're ready
>Slicing its legs out from under it works, and the beast topples right before you ram the point of your sword into the back of its neck, killing it
>Her sword-sisters are stunned
"You keep what you kill."
>Spend hours cooking the meat and carving the beast, the elders watching you use various herbs and stewing the bones into broth
>Visit your wife and daughter
>She gives you a weak smile as your baby is finishing her meal, nuzzling into your wife's bosom
>Offer her the stew
"You shouldn't have."
>Tell her you wanted to make sure she had eaten, as it was making you uneasy. Keep insisting to her to eat, she finally gives in.
>Your daughter nuzzles into your chest as your wife devours the food hungrily
"She has your eyes, you know."
>Smile, stroking your child's face, she moans and nuzzles further into you
>After you kiss, your wife assures you that you're the best thing to ever happen to her
>Outside the hut, your audience is nearly blinded by the vanilla love

>> No.13739026
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13739026

>All this discussion about monstergirls getting old
Feels good to be immortal

>> No.13739027

>>13738995
>"I know what you were thinking, Master. You just ached to see her little latex butt again, right? I'm sure you would love to sink your big hands into her soft, baby cheeks and see her squirm and blush?"
>"What kind of a dirty pervert are you? I bet you'd just love to strip my little Maya down to nothing but those tight, lewd latex panties and lick... and grope... and molest her all over, hmm?"
I am boner, the boxers transformed.

>> No.13739029

Monster girls would be horrible fucking wives.

The only thing they're really good for is a one night stand and that's about it.

>> No.13739032

>>13739026
>Outlive all your friends, family and husband and bury them all
>Sun explodes and takes the entire solar system with it billion of years later
>Sentenced to float in space with horrible burns alone forever
lel

>> No.13739037

>>13739029
They would be better wives then humans.

>> No.13739038

>>13739029
Why you gotta be so salty again, snickerdoodle?

>> No.13739039

>>13739029
That's why you go for the ones that retain their personalities from when they were humans. Like alps.

>> No.13739044

>>13739016
>cheshire cats become very susceptible to dementia in old age
>nothing sadder then watching one try and sprout out riddles only to forget how they go
>watch as they claim they are going back to wonderland only to go hide in a closet and forget how they got there.
>there once smug face is now filled with fear and confusion

>> No.13739045

>>13739032
Anon they're immortal not invulnerable

>and husband
The husband should be immortal as well

>> No.13739053

>>13739044
I want to help Cheshire oba-san regain her smug smile

>> No.13739058

>>13739023
Eh, too vanilla for me, but not bad anyway.

>> No.13739059

>>13738995
>Still leaning over your shoulder, Hera points to your pants
>An almost painful bulge has formed inside them; your maid's brutal, dominant teasing has really gotten to you
>"You deserve a little reward for all your hard work, Master. I'll give you that. If you play your cards right..." she nibbles the nape of your neck with her firm, velvety lips "...Maya and I will make you so... incredibly... happy..."
>Her voice slows deliberately as she takes your zipper in her gloved hands and tantalizingly lowers it
>Your cock pops free of its fabric prison and Hera coos devilishly
>"Uuuhuuhuuhuu~ Master... Such a little pervert..."
>She teases the very tip of your member with a single, rubber-clad finger
>"First you get hard to me talking about lewd, little Maya and now look at you."
>She shows you the shiny bead of precum on her finger
>"Stand up, Master. Now."
>You obediently comply with Hera's command
>"Good boy... Shirt off."
>You pull it off and let it fall to the ground, trying not to blush
>This whole situation is making you feel vulnerable and exposed
>Not that you don't enjoy it though
>The Kiki pushes your chair to the side and drapes herself over your bare back again
>Her massive breasts squish up against you as she pulls you in tight
>"You just relax and let me take care of you, Master..."
>Your maid reaches for her supply bucket on your desk and pulls out a small bottle of lube
>Does she alway keep lube with her cleaning supplies?
>She squirts a generous amount of the clear liquid into her tightly gloved hand and sets the bottle back down
>Anticipation builds as you hear lewd squelching and squishing noises as Hera rubs her hands together
>Finally, her slippery, rubber-covered hands wrap around you
>Your mind goes blank as Hera's grip tightens and sends waves of pleasure through you
>You close your eyes and lean back into her shoulder as she begins to pump her hands up and down along your throbbing girth

>> No.13739062

>>13738995
>>"What kind of a dirty pervert are you? I bet you'd just love to strip my little Maya down to nothing but those tight, lewd latex panties and lick... and grope... and molest her all over, hmm?"
Desire to hotdog latex loli butt is high indeed.

>> No.13739066

I want a nerdy Hellhound, thick rimmed glasses and all!

>> No.13739078

You could be a therapy human for an old monsters retirement home.
Have long chats with a toothless shirohebi who constantly insists her grandchildren will be coming by any day now, despite having no visitors in years.

>> No.13739089

>>13739078
I want to get rid of my old smelly manticore to the old monsters retirement home and go out and get a hot young one!

>> No.13739093

>>13739078
Please no. I actually volunteered at retirement home more times than I can remember, and every time I leave I just feel like absolute crap.

>> No.13739097

>>13739078
too real man, too real

>> No.13739103

>>13739078
I want a tailless manticore to tell me about the same war story for the fifteenth time! She says "grasshopper" for no reason sometimes, but she's always been trying hard since the stroke!

>> No.13739109

>>13739078
Fuck that shit long live the hugbox

>> No.13739110

>>13739059
>The slick, shiny yellow rubber of her gloves slides easily along your shaft despite her intense, powerful grip
>You feel as though her hands may become fused with you if she squeezes you any tighter
>It doesn't take long for ecstasy to erupt from within you, the dominant Kikimora coos and lovingly kisses your cheek as rope after rope of your cum splatters the back of your chair
>You feel as though you'll go insane and explode as your maid gives your cock three more heavy, incredibly strong strokes
>Thankfully, she stops after those three.
>Satisfied with her work, Hera stands up straight and strips off her tight, yellow, extremely messy gloves
>She deposits them in a pocket of her frilly white apron and turns you around by your shoulders
>She giggles as she sees your face; your eyes have glazed over and your mouth is still hanging open after your amazing orgasm
>"Such a lewd Master... You really enjoyed my hands that much?"
>You nod weakly
>"Uuhuuhuu~"
>Hera giggles again and bends her head down to kiss you
>Her full, rosy lips intertwine with yours for a brief, passionate moment as she hugs you tightly to her ample chest
>You feel like you could spend eternity wrapped in her warm, tender embrace like this
>As dominant and teasing as she is, you can tell she cares for you very deeply
>Kikis are wonderful, aren't they?

>> No.13739112

>>13739103

senile ara-ara kitsune with incontinence issues and gray tails

>> No.13739113

>>13739078
The shirohebi might start calling you 'janice' or 'darling' or something! Her grandchildren are really coming by to see her!

>> No.13739117

>>13739110
>"Goodnight, Master..." she whispers.
>She releases you and starts to wheel your chair out of the room
>"Where are you going with that?"
>Your strength has returned, and Hera's actions are making you curious again
>She pauses and blushes, unable to meet your gaze
>"T-to clean it, of course. You got it all dirty!"
>"Right..."
>You make no effort to stop her as she hurries to her room with your cum-stained chair
>As you pass her door on the way to the bathroom, you are sure you can hear a muffled moaning along with the frantic rustling of tail and arm feathers
>You try the door, but it is locked and you don't want to disturb Maya if she is asleep by calling out
>Whatever she is doing now, you are sure your chair will be clean and waiting for you in the morning.

That's all for now. I'm glad everyone seems to be enjoying it, I sure as hell am. More soon!

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg

>> No.13739121

>>13739112
Catheters and diapers are hot.

>> No.13739145

>>13739113
>You entertain her everyday, a bit more than the other elderly folk whenever you have the time.
>Everyday it's harder and harder to keep face as she starts to believe that you are one of her grandchildren
>Try to schedule them to visit their grandmother
>They never have the time, so they say
>One night as you tuck her in she says "Thank you, you are my favorite grandson"
>She won't ever see another sunrise again

>> No.13739154

>>13739113
>not getting toothless GGGMILF blowjobs from her

>> No.13739157

>>13738764
Really, this.

>> No.13739159

>>13739145
I'm not here for this. It makes equally sad and angry

>> No.13739163

I want to hide from a monstergirl using a cardboard box!

>> No.13739166

>>13739145
>"Thank you, you are my favorite grandson"
Fuck this. I'm calling the nearest Lich and tell her to transfer my youth and vitality to the Shirohebi and make her younger at the cost of my own life.

>> No.13739170

>>13739154

>volunteer at a old monsters home
>use your dick to make them feel young again

>> No.13739176

>>13739166
Anon, don't you think she wants to see her husband again?

>> No.13739177

>>13738764
>>13739157
Your opinion has been noted in the log.

>> No.13739179

>>13739166
You're fucking stupid.

>> No.13739181

>>13739166
> You call for a litch
> a decrepit, decaying monstrosity lumbers in, the air hissing.
> your nose begins to bleed
> its body and mind have decayed beyond saving, magic or otherwise.
> it's trying and failing to cast spells

>> No.13739185

>>13737102
>Lilim
>Dragon
>Pharaoh
>Baphomet
>Pharaoh
>Lilim and Pharaoh
>Dragon

>> No.13739186

>>13739117
>Lewd maid lewdly licking your spunk off of your chair
Oh my.

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>>13739117
Where is the loli maid

>> No.13739193

>>13739176
>>13739179

>Give my lown life essence to her
>Leave the world of the living first and prevent her husband's soul from being taken by Will o' Wisps by offering myself as a last gift to her
>She'll find her husband's soul unharmed, waiting for her on the other side when her time comes
All part of the plan.

>> No.13739200

>>13739186
Yes.

>>13739191
She'a asleep anon, she'll be awake later.

>> No.13739206

>>13739186
>implying she doesn't feed it to her daughteru

>> No.13739207

>>13739193
Will don't go after men that are taken

>> No.13739213

>>13738649
Unf

>> No.13739215

>>13739206
But that'll taste icky! I like the way you think.

>> No.13739216

How would young monster girls treat the elderly monsters though? I think they would view them as competition, and that's why we have the depressing old monster homes.

>> No.13739221

No talk about dumpire?

>> No.13739222

>>13739221
literally who?

>> No.13739223

>>13739181
>She's falling apart before your eyes, reduced to a phylactery
>Her disembodied voice begs you to take her, she has no power left and doesn't want to die
>You decide to oblige
>Your folks see you and notice your neat little pendant and ask if it was a gift from someone
>You reply that it's someone very close

>> No.13739224

>>13739221
Filled to the brim with shitty fillers and exaggerated "HUUH?! WHAAAAT?!" situations. It's shit.

>> No.13739227

>>13739221
It's really bad.

Read the the first chapter and fucking dropped it, don't see any appeal in it.

>> No.13739229

>>13739221
First ep wasnt as expected, turned out meh. At least they are putting effort in the expressions to match the manga ones

>> No.13739230

>>13739229
Eh, the anime was never going to be as good as the manga, I thought. I'd have to agree with your "meh". At least the VA sounds cute.

>> No.13739238

>>13739221
Underwhelming first episode, just like the first chapter. Hopefully like the series it'll continually improve in a blink of an eye. It's not a trainwreck just yet, one episode isn't enough to judge an entire future series that hasn't yet been made and released.

>> No.13739244
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13739244

Reminder to make sure your hazmat suit's seals are secure before you cuddle Nurglette-chan!

>> No.13739248

>>13739238
>Haremshit
>Improving

>> No.13739255

>>13739244
Those poor souls are going to have their minds, bodies and soul dessicated and decay by her STD Nurgle's Rot.

Daemonettes, not even once.

>> No.13739259

>>13739248
It really does tho. It has a slow start, with crappy art, but it gets better and better.

>> No.13739263

>>13739259
And then it turns into shit immediately after the characters expose their true feelings to each other.

>> No.13739264

How do you feel about Mad Hatters?

>> No.13739267

>>13739263
Actually it maintains the better act and pulls at the feels.

>> No.13739272

>>13739264
They're okay.

>> No.13739273
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>>13739255
That's why you wear a hazmat suit anob! How can you say no to this cutie

>> No.13739275

>>13739267
This.

>> No.13739279

>>13739264
They're stupid and a bunch of jerks.

>> No.13739289

>>13739264
I want to give a Mad Hatter a shoulder ride while she drinks her tea.

>> No.13739292

You will never make a Ogre online platinum mad, then give her directions to the neighbor you hate with a passion, laughing as she grinds his pelvis into dust.

>> No.13739295

>>13739221
i wish to bone the teacher

>> No.13739300

>>13739292
>She arrives at your neighbor's house
>Knocks on the door, he opens
>"Are you Anon?" She asks, cracking her knuckles
>"Nah, he lives next door."
>"O-Oh, I'm sorry. I'll be on my way now."
And then she gets you.

>> No.13739302

>>13739264
I dunno anon how do you feel about March hares?

>> No.13739308

>>13739300
Then you direct her to the other anon upstairs.

Common mistake, same thing happens with the mail woman.

>> No.13739313

>>13739308
>She asks everyone in the building where you live
>All of them tell exactly where you are
Can't fool her forever, Anon. Besides, mailwomen have your fucking address you dolt, how else would you receive your bills?

>> No.13739321

>>13739292
I'd rather beat a lizardgirl online and hear her awkward confession online, to the whooping and laughter and jeering of every other monstergirl in the session.

>> No.13739330

>>13739313
Listen she isn't a very clever mailwoman.

>> No.13739331

>>13739273
Because Daemon STD melts through plastics and rubber like an ice cube under a Cuban summer sun.

>> No.13739332

>>13739330
If she didn't have the competence to deliver things to their respective addresses then she wouldn't be a fucking mailwoman at all.

>> No.13739342

>>13739332
You'd be surprised nigga.

>> No.13739346

>>13739332
Well, guess it's time to kill myself.

I ain't letting this fucking Ogre win.

>> No.13739354

>>13739346
>Starts shit
>Can't take the heat
WEAK.

>> No.13739359

>>13739346
Don't be petty, this is your fault to begin with.

>> No.13739364

>>13739359
He's going to commit sudoku, there's no better way to take responsibility.

>> No.13739366

>>13739346
>she takes you to the local lich doctor
>lich doctor feeds you a lamentation mushroom and brings you back as an undead incubus with a single minded mission to fuck your new ogre waifu

Suicide is not the answer, Anon.

>> No.13739368

>>13739354
>>13739359
Nah fuck that, jumping out the window head first.

My entire plan was ruined, no way is she getting the victory.

>> No.13739377

>>13739368
>She breaks in just as you're about to jump off the window
>Tackles you out the window into a conveniently placed truck full of pillows because fuck you
>Rapewrestles you in the pile of pillows all the way to the pillow company

>> No.13739379

>>13739366
Na, see, self immolation. There'd be nothing left to resurrect.

>> No.13739385
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBWU3dTNi_E

>> No.13739388

>>13739377
Why must you ruin everything anon?

>> No.13739390

>>13739385
This one's my favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCeY7vTY13k

>> No.13739394

>>13739388
What part of "because fuck you" do you not understand?

You will get a happy ending with your ogre waifu AND YOU >WILL< RECEIVE THE BENEFITS!

>> No.13739396

>>13739394
No I wont, I'll act miserable all the time until she lets me leave!

You can't make me have a Ogre end!

>> No.13739401

>>13739396
>a

an*

>> No.13739407

>>13739396
You're a sissy and that ogre is going to do whatever she wants with you until you prove her wrong.

You shouldnt've messed with the bull, Anon.

>> No.13739414

>>13739407
I'll just have to fake my death and run away then.

Ogre's are fucking stupid anyway, I can probably make it work.

>> No.13739423

>>13739414
You're married to her now. She's got your spirit energy bro.

You're going to be hunted by her. To the ends of the earth. Hopefully you haven't incubised by now, otherwise you're also going to fight the cravings that tell you to go back to her willingly.

>> No.13739428

>>13739423
But I never loved her, why should I have to spend the rest of my life with someone I hate?

>> No.13739429
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13739429

Slowpoke-chan is cute! CUTE!

>> No.13739438

>>13739429
Leave.

>> No.13739445

>>13739429
If I bite on her tail, will she become a Slowbro or a Slowsis?

>> No.13739446

>>13739429
I want to cut off her tail and eat it!

>> No.13739459

>>13738649
Really nice art!

>> No.13739462

>>13739423
>incubised

Not in my headcanon!

>> No.13739464

>>13738649
I yearn to have that rump on my face.

>> No.13739471
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13739471

MINE!

>> No.13739476

Would you date a Lilim? What if she actually loved you, but was embarrassed about it?

http://imgur.com/a/zzYvv#3

>> No.13739478

>>13739471
I-is he going to be okay?

>> No.13739480

>>13739476
I see no reason not to. Having my own reality warper sounds handy.
>>13739478
He's got a face full of tits, he's fine.

>> No.13739481

>>13739471
Yeah. That's yours. Good to know lady

>> No.13739482

>>13739476
No.

>> No.13739483

>>13739476
She deserves someone better then me. I would have a platonic relationship with her as her underling, however.

>> No.13739486

>>13739471
Burn it with white phosphorus.

>> No.13739487

>>13739476
Sure.

>> No.13739488

>>13739486
Why? It's just some bondage.

>> No.13739491
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13739491

>>13739471
No, mine.

>> No.13739492

>>13739476
Only if she helps take over Canada so I can steal every last drop of syrup and hike up the price a few hundred percent.

I would expect any self respecting Canadian to do the same with Kentucky and hike up the price of bourbon.

>> No.13739493

>>13739476
What does she see in me? I'm a no good wage slave that's going to alp due to being a giant pervert with all the wrong fetishes.

>> No.13739494

>>13739488
Oh yeah that totally looks like bondage, not a psycho holding a rotting corpse that she probably killed.

>> No.13739495
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>>13739491
MINE!

>> No.13739497
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13739497

>>13739471
Give anon back, you spindly bitch!

>> No.13739498

>>13739493
She has all the wrong fetishes too.
>>13739494
You must BELIEVE.

>> No.13739500

>>13739497
Did that Ushi see a cat or something?

>> No.13739504

>>13739498
I'll never believe, she killed that man and is now clutching the corpse so she can eat it later!

>> No.13739505

>>13739023
I put this in a pastebin for you
http://pastebin.com/PuwMFFn5

>> No.13739507
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>>13739495
Mine!

>> No.13739508

>>13739471

No arguments here, Ma'am.

Now would ya mind taking YOUR thing and leaving this orphanage? You're scaring the shit outta the Wurms and we just got out of our hugging-armour, Goddammit.

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>>13739476

>> No.13739512

>>13739507
Rach wins. Hers.
>>13739508
>orphaned Wurms
>hugging-armour
Tell me more.

>> No.13739514

>>13739476
If she actually loved me for me, sure.
Does she like vidya?

>> No.13739519
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13739519

>>13739507
Pardon me, just taking back what's mine.

>> No.13739521

>>13739519
What use is Eita to her after his brother used her up?

>> No.13739524

>>13737102
>Vaginal
Alice.
>Anal
Oomukade
>Blowjob
Dark Priest
>Handjob
Elf
>Thighjob
Mad Hatter
>Paizuri
Troll
>Oral
Barometz

>> No.13739528

>>13739480
She hugs you with tears in her eyes when you tell her the news. "Will you protect my smile, Anon?" The two of you live in happiness in a demonic realm she creates based on your likes.

>>13739482
She's sad that you don't want her, but she understands. A few days later she sets you up with one of her friends, because all she wants is for you to be happy.

>>13739483
She assures you that isn't the case, Anon! You're a wonderful person she'll love no matter what, but she respects your decision and won't force you into a relationship. She only sends you on tasks she knows you'll like, and you meet your waifu on one of them.

>>13739487
She gives you a tearful hug that becomes a kiss, and the two of you snuggle together under a Weresheep blanket later that night while she tells you all the ways she loves you. You also have passionate sex if you're in the mood, and she shares all of your fetishes. She'll even hold your hand.

>>13739493
She begins a heartfelt confession detailing the aspects of your personality that she loves the most, and kisses you passionately if you try to protest. "The wrong fetishes according to people who aren't in our relationship, but why does that matter?" Whatever they are, she finds potions and demonic realms that let you enjoy them without fear of alping.

>> No.13739529

>>13737224
>forceful shotification

Time for "filicide"

>> No.13739530

>>13739528
>in a demonic realm she creates
No need for that. I'd rather live in the real world, travel it with her and right the wrongs!

>> No.13739531
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>>13739471
MINE!

>> No.13739534

>>13739531
>snake has asscheeks

>> No.13739536

I'd slay the jabberwock with my vorpal blade, if you catch my drift

>> No.13739538

>>13739512
You know that body armor they wear to train attack dogs? It's pretty much that. A juvenile Wurm hug is already equivalent to a crocadile bite in force, and they lack what little self control an adult Wyrm has yo prevent injury. Bones will be broken if you aren't properly suited up for playtime or if they get scared.

>> No.13739539

>>13739534
At least she doesn't have a literal ass or a thigh gap

>> No.13739540

>>13739538
Aww, and here I hoped they'd be miniature Wurm Wrangler suits.

>> No.13739545

>>13739536
I'd climb Rapunzel-Kejorou's hair up into her tower, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13739550

>>13739545
>Rapunzel-Kejorou
>climb
It'd just be a hair elevator. An elevathair.

Snow White wouldn't be white until I got done with her, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13739554

>>13739396
You should not defy the sunshinebox, Anon.

It's all ogre for you.

>> No.13739555

>>13739550
Snow White the Yuki-Onna and her seven minions?

>> No.13739557

>>13738179
I like it.

>> No.13739558

>>13739545

>"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!"
>Long blonde hair comes out of the tower window
>Dude starts to climb it.
>The hair wraps around him and carries him up.

>> No.13739561

>>13739510
The Lilim kisses you passionately and promises she'll never let you go, because you're her beloved husband and she cares for you. She'll create whatever demon realm you like and will give you complete freedom if you protect her smile. Her pupils are heart shaped when she breaks the kiss, but not because she's going to rape you. She loves you that much.

>>13739514
She says something about variations in Monster Girl types and the goal of a Lilim's life being to find their one true husband, then kisses you with all the love in the world. She has a confession to make though. One of her favorite hobbies is playing human entertainment media called "video games." She mentions your favorite game as one she really loves to play, and has human and monster friends with similar taste.

>>13739530
The idea excites her, and you and her travel the world fighting for justice and the protection of smiles. She teaches you magic or physical combat, and the two of you inspire other Monster Girls to similar greatness. Adventurer ending.

>> No.13739564

>>13739561
>Adventurer ending
Or as we call it in the business, "Uh-oh, here we go again!"

>> No.13739572

>All these "Mine" posts
>tfw it's one of my biggest fetishes
>tfw belong to nobody

>> No.13739575

>>13739572
Go to the seashore, find some Seagull Harpies.

>> No.13739582

>>13739476
As long as she lets me have a harem. A small harem of four. And if she's into femdom.

>> No.13739583

>>13739561
>Lilim that loves Wonderful 101 and Mass Effect
>Loves me for me
>Probably a fiend in bed and a cuddlebug.
Sign me the fuck up.

>> No.13739594

>>13739572

>A monster girl will never be so in love with you to the point where imagining a world without you in it pains her.

>> No.13739595

Monster girls that no one remembers
I'll start:
Leanan Sidhe

>> No.13739598

>>13739595
But we call her the Art Fairy.
Jurogumo

>> No.13739600

>>13739595
Pixie

Even KC forgot about her, look at how pathetic her profile is

>> No.13739603

>>13739595

Arch imp

>> No.13739604

>>13739595
>leen shee
What?

>> No.13739607

>>13739595
Is it fishy?

>> No.13739611

>>13739595
Pot Devil

>> No.13739614

>>13739611
POTBELLY WURM?

>> No.13739616

>>13739594
>She'll never hug you close the morning after your first time while crying on your shoulder and saying she's so happy that she didn't dream what happened last night.
It hurts anon. It hurts real bad.

>> No.13739617

>>13739595
99% of the plant based girls

>> No.13739618

>>13739595
Jinn of the Jar, Nureonago, Kesaran Pasaran, Skeleton, Kappa.

>> No.13739627

>>13739617
Not true, I can remember the best, which is Barometz, and the worst, which is matango.

And alarune but I can't be damned to admit to that.

>> No.13739628

>>13739595
Who cares

>> No.13739631

>>13739617
People pretend Liliraune doesn't exist because they can't accept mg /u/

>> No.13739650

>>13739631
>mg /u/
Isn't Liliraune's whole thing threesomes with twins though?

>> No.13739652

>>13739650
Yes it is, but until they get a man ensnared, they'll probably express their sisterly love.

>> No.13739659

>>13739631
>People talk about girls they like and others fall by the wayside
FTFY

>> No.13739664

>>13739595
Mandragora, Giant Slug, Ant Arachne, Gargoyle, Nureonago, Bubble Slime, Charybdis

>> No.13739666
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Do you like your MG with long hair, or short hair?

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Hydromancy is the greatest branch of magic. Prove me wrong.

>> No.13739668

>>13739512

>Work at the Wurm orphanage.
>People on the internet liked to whine and complain about the work you do, that it wasn't right to single out one species and have them all 'locked up' in the singular most fortified structure in the whole damned city. Painted you like some kinda gestapo herding innocent children into a kennel or something like that.
>Ignorant cocksuckers.
>The average Wurmling has enough strength in her tiny body to level a building or shear a man clean in half, and lacks the know-how to control it. This normally isn't an issue, because the average Wurmling has mommy and daddy around to give her affection so she doesn't go starved for love.
>Orphan Wurmlings, however, are lonely Wurmlings. And that makes them lethal to the uninitiated... and the unarmoured.
>A big, fuckdamn suit of power-armour that'd make an Astartes weep in envy, to be precise.
>You did everything in that suit.
>You played hide-and-go-seek in the armour.
>You changed diapers in the armour.
>You gave piggy-back rides in the armour.
>Hell, you even sang them lullabies in the armour and tucked them in with wee eskimo-kisses with your helmet.
>It's a thankless job.
>People actually hated you for it.
>But to be frank, when you saw those cheeky little grins, heard those delighted little giggles and felt the weight of those little Wurmlings using your arms as an ad-hoc swing-set... well...
>You honestly couldn't give less of a shit about what some hipster chucklefucks thought about your line of work.

>> No.13739671

>>13739666
Depends on the girl. My waifu is definitely the type who needs to have long hair though.

>> No.13739673

>>13739666
I like shorter hair more to be honest.

>> No.13739679

>>13739668
This needs to be done now.

>> No.13739680

>>13739668
We talking tactical dreadnought, centurion, or dreadknight?

>> No.13739681

>>13739616
>When she learns that you're a virgin she'll never go all out to make it absolutely amazing for you.
>Then she'll never hold your exhausted body close and ask how it was and also timidly asking if she hurt you at all, you barely managing to give her a response.
>She'll never stare into your eyes with a loving smile and kiss you as you fall asleep in her embrace

>> No.13739683

>>13739582
The Lilim hugs you with tears in her eyes, and she kisses you aggressively between her confessions of love. She says she's not the only one who feels that way about you, and promises you'll meet the rest of her friends soon. They're the Monster Girls who would comprise your ideal harem, and they'll all enjoy your femdom kink with lewd smiles on their faces. They all promise to protect and tease your smile.

>>13739583
She's thrilled to hear you like the same games as her, and reveals she has a kink you'll want to know about. She's into cosplay, and can alter her demon realm to fit what she's wearing. You share many nights snuggled up in bed together 100%ing games, and you're reminded of her love for you every time she looks into your eyes. Especially when you tell her how Wonderful she is or make cheesy puns about Effecting her Mass. Vidya ending.

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>>13739666

Long.

>> No.13739686

>>13739476
>>13739528
I would most definitely love to be her husband. I'd love to spend my days creating different worlds to play around in, playing a different part every day. As if we were actors on a stage that crossed the whole universe.

And if we get tired, we can just rest at a cottage by the sea, just the two of us.

>> No.13739689

>>13739666
Why do you need to know, Satan?

>> No.13739694

>>13739686
Post which reply you were and I'll add to what happens.

>> No.13739700

>>13739683
YES. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. YES. Do I get paizuri too? That's my other fetish.

>> No.13739702

>>13739694
That post you linked was my only reply though.
Still, appreciate it bro.

>> No.13739723

>>13739561
>One of her favorite hobbies is playing human entertainment media called "video games." She mentions your favorite game as one she really loves to play, and has human and monster friends with similar taste.

I would be really surprised to learn that a Lilim would like the Shin Megami Tensei series since a lot of those games have demons kill humans for kicks and as allies you just sort of fuse them to make more powerful ones whenever it seems more convenient.

>> No.13739727

>>13739723
I'm sure even Monster Girls can tell the difference between vidya and reality.

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>>13739683
>Cosplay kink Lilim
>Enjoys vidya, so knows some of the best costumes.
Anon, stop, she's becoming aggressively perfect.

>> No.13739733

>>13739680

Closer to the centurion, I'd reckon, heavily armoured, but still unencumbered enough to work with some modicum of dexterity and to more easily dispense hugs.

>> No.13739741

Good night Anons,
have a good night and don't burn down the thread.
Insert clever remark involving Troll and aversion to fire here.
Something something regen 5

>> No.13739744

>>13739741
1. Get a Troll in a sauna
2. ???
3. Profit

>> No.13739746

>>13739741
>don't burn down the thread.
Not worry, that won't happen until the anime comes out

>> No.13739756

>>13739727

Sabbath members would hate Moh Shuvuu though.

She calls a character in one game a failure of a human for being attracted to young girl like her.

>> No.13739759

]>>13739744
Hot, sweaty sex with a troll.
Worth it.

>>13739746
That will be a day, who knows how it'll go.

>> No.13739762

>>13739759
>Hot, sweaty sex with a troll
You sex it up in the sauna, you'll pay the toll. To Charon.

>> No.13739774

>>13739741
Have a Troll try to be a watch maker or build a ship in a bottle

>> No.13739777

>>13739774
They might actually be able to make decent BIG MEATY PAW size watches. Or maybe they could breed magic plant watches or something.

>> No.13739780

>>13739702
In that case She's overjoyed to hear you accept her love so openly, and hugs you so hard you can literally feel the love radiating off of her. She teaches you magic and the both of you create a demonic realm to rival any thespian or cinematic epic created, where excitement and romance are played out on a scale that would be impossible if not for the strength of your love. The weather is always perfect at that cottage, unless you want it to rain outside while you snuggle under the covers. Multiverse ending.

>>13739700
It makes your entire harem extremely wet, and they compete to see who can do it the best. They come up with new techniques almost daily, sometimes involving your entire harem at once. Two on your dick, one licking your chest, another with her pussy on your face..... They wear low cut dresses and tight shirts when you go on dates together. Which does happen, because they love you. Femdom harem ending.

>> No.13739781

>>13739777
>magic plant watches
Your trips confirm this as a good idea.

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>>13739780
Oh my!

>> No.13739791

>>13739786
Is it the sweater that makes this chick so hot? I think it is.

>> No.13739795

>>13739476
Yes but there are some ground rules about physical contact
>head pats after dating for 3 months
>hugs allowed after 6
>hand holding after 9
>kiss (on the cheek only!) after 1 year

>> No.13739797

>>13739791
It's her attitude. She has that whole mistress attitude about her. I love it.

>> No.13739798

>>13739797
I was just making a dumb joke, you're absolutely right.

>> No.13739799

>>13739723
She might like it the same way humans like Tarantino movies. It's full of your species being evil and dying gruesomely, but you still like the story and thematic parts. She does like Shin Megami Tensei, and is happy to find you like it too. She blushes and reveals she has 100% on most of the games, and has gone through some of the routes multiple times. She hasn't played any of your favorite games though. Those you can play together, or while one of you watches and the other plays.

>> No.13739802

>>13739666
I prefer short, boyish cuts in general, and yet mai waifu is generally depicted with long, flowing hair.

Anybody wanna try drawing an Anubis with a bob cut?

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>>13739780
Alright, not gonna lie, multiverse ending sounds really cool

>> No.13739807

>>13739802
I could, but I only draw shitty silly stuff.

>> No.13739808

>>13739476
I mean I would be super embarrassed by it, but I would actually be pretty excited someone loved me.

If she's embarrassed too then it would look like two middle schoolers in love for the first time.

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>>13739804
I like me some fat deer ass.

>> No.13739815

>>13739812
SPROINK!

>> No.13739817

>>13739795
She's disappointed she can't hug you to celebrate, but actually loves you enough to date you. You both enjoy a slow but meaningful relationship like in a fantastic chinese cartoon, and the way she looks at you lovingly when you compliment her has enough concentrated affection to turn her pupils into hearts. If you're into it, she deals with her sexual frustration by waiting until you're asleep, retrieving a magical dildo, and pounding herself for hours while whispering your name. She's a complete mess sitting in a puddle of sticky fluid at the end.

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>>13739815
Did someone just say "sproink?"

>> No.13739825

>>13739799

"Woah woah woah. You haven't play THAT?" and then I'd take her with me to my place and have a marathon of games going on. Not just SMT games either but other ones she might've not heard of or played.

>> No.13739828

All monster girls with full animal lower bodies are automatically shit.
Agree/disagree?

>> No.13739832

>>13739828
Disagree. You're dumb.

>> No.13739833

>>13739117
Really nice job so far. Still looking forward to more.

>>13739666
Typically shorter hair. I'm not opposed to long hair, but most of my top tier picks have short or shortish.

>> No.13739834

>>13739825
This sounds fun with any waifu, but I also think it would be really adorable to see your MG waifu who isn't into video games start trying really, really hard to get into them because she knows how much you love them.

Like, she starts by watching you play and asking questions, then she starts to play a bit at your insistence. After she starts learning the games, she starts asking you if she can play when you aren't. Next, she actually stays up late some nights after you go to sleep trying to git gud so she can make you proud. Finally, she gets her own game system / pc so she can game beside you, both in the digital world and in the physical one.

>>13739828
I like some of them. Mermaids for instance, Lamias, sometimes centaurs.

>> No.13739837

>>13739808
She tries not to blush or stutter while she confesses to you, but she does. The moment of blatant adorable affection you both share is the start of a romantic as fuck relationship, equal parts love and lust. Other Monstergirls "Aww" audibly when they hear you talk about your Waifu, and nobody would get annoyed with you for a public display of affection. Eros sends a Yandere cupid to congratulate the both of you, but she's so jealous she shoots you with a black arrow instead. The mana created by your relationship is so strong that the arrow dissolves on contact, and you develop a reputation as a badass. Your waifu literally protects your smile. The Demon Lord forces Eros to make more couples like you as an apology for letting an insane archer almost break his daughter's heart.

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>>13739828
Depends completely on where the too cheesy line exists.

>> No.13739841

>>13739838
That crosses the line, please delete.

>> No.13739846

>>13739838
Delete this shit.

>> No.13739847

>>13739837
>Demon Lord
Uh, wow. Thanks dad in law! I guess I'd be kind of nervous around him but I'd probably make some drunken promise that I would always bring his daughter happiness.

>> No.13739862

>>13739834

Yeah that'd be ideal to me too. Her eyes lighting up with awe at seeing your collection of games. Her watching you closely and eventually being like a back-seat driver once she understands what's going on.

It'd also be fun with phones too

>You tell her about phones and how they work
>She seems curious so tell her to call your number and leave the house, going some ways away
>Your phone rings and she nervously asks for you
>Once you respond she gets all excited "Human technology is amazing!"

>> No.13739871

>>13739862
Oh god, the adorable would give me diabeetus.

>At work, kind of slow.
>Go on break.
>You have 5 missed calls from your waifu
>Call her back, kind of concerned.
>"...Is that you Anon?"
>You answer her and ask what's wrong
>"Oh nothing... I just wanted to hear your voice, ehehe."

Maybe after that you could explain to her why calling you at work is not a good idea

>> No.13739878

>>13739871

Or you come home but she hasn't noticed because she's really into a game

>Open the door
>"OH YOU CHEAP BASTARD."
>You chuckle to yourself and reminisce on how you too struggled on the same part she's on.
>You announce your arrival
>She freezes up and pauses the game and timidly looks at you
>"O-oh Hi anon..."

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>>13739828
Excuse me?

>> No.13739891

>>13739847
Your Waifu is touched you would promise her something like that, and tearfully promises to do the same. She's impressed you seemed to get along with her father, too. The love between you both is spread throughout the world, and anons similar to you find the Waifu or Waifus of their dreams. MGC gives you the key to the city as a thank you, and your Waifu gives you passionate kisses, romantic dates in a demon realm she built for you, snuggling inside with hot chocolate and tv during winter, and sex hot enough to make the smug squad blush. The Cheshire is so stunned you steal her hat and leave without her saying anything. Infinite love ending.

>> No.13739895

>>13739828
Not only do I disagree, I'll also assert that you are a faggot.

>> No.13739896

>>13739834
>>13739880
Okay, sorry, I didn't think of lamias and mermaids.
Taur-style monster girls are automatically shit. Especially if they have an animal vagina.

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>>13739896
I still think you're a dumb-dumb.

>> No.13739909

>>13739899
Thanks Doc

>> No.13739910

>>13739899
That's just a lamia with legs.
I'm talking about shit like Centaurs. Or Nanabi. Or that one scylla nobody likes.

>> No.13739916
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>>13739910
DUMB-DUMB! YOU RUN-RUN! FROM CEREA THE YUM-YUM!

>> No.13739919

>>13739899
what smells like hot garbage and tacos?

>> No.13739921

>>13739919
Chupa-chan?

>> No.13739922

>>13739896
Nope, still wrong.

>> No.13739923

>>13739561
What if I hate/don't play videogames?

>> No.13739925

>>13739916
>defending horse pussy
>>13739922
Name one reason to pick a monster girl like that over a more human-like one.

>> No.13739926

>>13739925
Name one besides "muh opinions."

>> No.13739927

>>13739925
Aren't you being a little bitch today. Dude. People like what they like, and you can't make them stop, so just quit it.

>> No.13739929

>>13739921
okay i laughed out loud, clearly time for bed

>> No.13739932

>>13739926
*name one not to

>> No.13739936

>>13739932
Because they're objectively less attractive unless you're turned on by the idea of fucking an animal, or at least fucking animal parts.

>> No.13739940

>>13739896
Nightmares' an adorable. Centaurs in general are fine, but Nightmares a best.

>> No.13739941

>>13739923
Then she feels the same way. Each Anon's Lilim is different. Yours wouldn't be a gamer.

>> No.13739942

>>13739936
>aesthetics
>objectively
Opinion discarded.

>> No.13739943

>>13739476

Yes. Although I would sheepishly admit that I've never been in a serious relationship and that I'm afraid of screwing one up somehow. Also I'd wonder how I managed to catch her interest.

>> No.13739946

>>13739476
Sure. I'd tease her about it too

>> No.13739948

>>13739942
Well, yeah, unless you're turned on by animal features, having a girl be 60% animal is going to make her less attractive.

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>>13739925
Yes, and?

>> No.13739951
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>>13739925
>Not defending horse pussy

>> No.13739953

>>13739941
>you will never have a yandere lilim waifu
Suffering indeed

>> No.13739954

>>13739948
see
>>13739942

>> No.13739955

>>13739948
>Monster Girls are objectively less attractive than human girls
Get out.

>> No.13739957

>>13739955
I'm not saying that. But with -taurs you just pass the point where animal features add something to the girl as a whole, and get into the territory where you have to find the animal parts themselves sexy to get any enjoyment out of the girl.

>> No.13739962

>>13739940
What size though? Funsized with a Shetland pony-like lower body or something that would put a draft horse to shame?

>> No.13739980

>>13739943
She would tell you that it's her first serious relationship too. She's never felt the way she feels about you with any other man, and there haven't been any other men. You're her first boyfriend. Your and her personalities really click, and she was interested in you from the moment she knew what you were like. You'd talked to her before, but she was in a human disguise. It's hard for Lilims to walk around without people falling all over them. You both begin an uncertain relationship that becomes a really good uncertain relationship, and you work through any issues together. It's rare you have to do that. Mostly you go on fun dates, kiss while snuggled together in bed, and blush when you talk about your fetishes. You have all the same, except for a few minor unique ones on each side that sound fun to try.

>>13739946
She mumbles something about bullying and blushes before kissing you passionately. Your teasing would make her blush long after you'd made your relationship official. All of your romantic dates, trying out each other's hobbies, passionately kissing after you haven't seen each other for a while, and fucking as she screams your name wouldn't ever get old. If most relationships are a candle that dims slightly as time goes on (imperceptibly slightly when you're dating a monster girl), yours is a solar farm. It gets hotter over time. She'd tease you too if you liked it, but wouldn't be good at it at first. She'd have to ask you to teach her, and mercilessly bully your dick to thank you. Especially when you aren't expecting it, but are really hoping she'd fuck you anyway.

>> No.13739987

>>13739980
If she bullies my dick I'll up the bullying on her. I'd even make the sex rougher!
Wait, that was the plan all along, wasn't it? Masochists.

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>>13739157
>>13738764
Alternatively you could reread the previous text and realize that the MC was nearly broke and would likely be ending up on the streets soon enough.

And as was already mentioned, most job offers involve prositution. which he would likely end up in if he landed on the streets. The Kiki's are protecting him from that by encouraging him to work a proper job.

>> No.13740008

>>13740005
>And as was already mentioned, most job offers involve prostitution
So? If children can do so, so can a full grown man.

>> No.13740018

>>13739987
The both of you take your bullying to new levels. During the day she teases you mercilessly, and at night you fuck her harder than should be possible. It doesn't take long for both of you to realize neither of you are actually being bullied, but you're having so much fun it doesn't matter. Your relationship continues to be as romantic and affectionate as it was in the beginning, but with elements of teasing that could make a cyclops orgasm from hearing about them. Sometimes you do have slower and more vanilla sex, and that isn't a bad thing either. If anything it makes your eventual fuckfests seem rougher in comparison. Pls bully ending.

>> No.13740019

>>13740018
Best ending. 10/10 sounds like fun

>> No.13740021

>>13739683
>She's into cosplay, and can alter her demon realm to fit what she's wearing. You share many nights snuggled up in bed together 100%ing games, and you're reminded of her love for you every time she looks into your eyes. Especially when you tell her how Wonderful she is or make cheesy puns about Effecting her Mass. Vidya ending.
Gonna fuck her so hard that her pupils become hearts permanently And then I'll invite a Gazer over for some multiplayer worst player gets dommed by the winners, wonder if she's okay with domming/getting dommed by another girl

>> No.13740023

>>13739476
Why would she like a male rei?

>> No.13740027

>>13740008
Muh nigga

>> No.13740030
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13740030

Who would you rather be?
Jimmy, who has a gaggle of mishmashed MGs as friends?
Timmy, who is a masochistic slut that ends up in juvie and comes out of it as a chiseled and tattooed mountain man?
Tommy, the man who LOOOOOVES the Werecats?
Or Ronny, who has a twin sister that was turned into a Cheshire?

>> No.13740032

>>13740030
Timmy, of course. Or maybe his alternate reality counterpart, Tammy the Alp.

>> No.13740038

>>13740032
You want to be a cuddlebug prison bitch, don't you?

>> No.13740040

>>13740038
Is that so wrong?

>> No.13740043

>>13740040
Only for the other cudlebug sluts since you're stealing their customers.

>> No.13740047

>>13740023
The Lilim explains love isn't about how someone acts, or the amount of times per day someone smiles. Sometimes love is about telling someone that you're going to be there for them and think they're fantastic, without pressuring that person to change somehow. She also reminds you that a lot of people think Rei is best girl and there's no reason she can't think the same about a male version. She offers to build you a demon realm with giant robots you can use to play tricks on the Chief God, or just brush away crusades of paladins with evil and xenophobia in their hearts.

>>13740021
She is if you're there helping her, especially if she knows you like it. It's going to be a hard battle to not get dommed, Anon! You can do it though. Distract the Gazer by doing lewd things in view of one of her eyes.

>> No.13740048

Following crab's twitter is so nice

>> No.13740049

>>13740043
It's a dog eat dog world out there.
>>13740048
Is he hyped?

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>>13740030

>Any choice but Ronnie Prime, Son of Santa

It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. I'm cold. I'm cold. I am cold. I am the cold. Am I the cold? If I leave this cold chamber, will the cold follow me, or will it leave me? If I am only cold, will I then be nothing? If I stay, I remain only cold, without knowledge of whether the cold is me. I will leave this place. Perhaps everything can be cold. Yes, that is what I should do. I should bring cold. I should bring dark.

>> No.13740052
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>>13740048
Oh I forgot to post why

>> No.13740059

>>13740030
I choose to be Willy, tamer of Wurms.

>> No.13740063

>>13740059
Do you make the Wurms wet, Willy?

>> No.13740066

>>13740059
Willy lives in a cave eating rats though.

>> No.13740068

>>13740030
Jimmy. Do my friends include a Ryu who makes sure the sun is shining when we go out to play?

>> No.13740072

>>13740068
At least she says she does, but actually it's her mommy.

>> No.13740074

>>13740068
Considering a Ryu is part of the MGK shebang and Jimmy's friend?
Yes.

>> No.13740075

>>13740063
When they play in the pool, yes.

>>13740066
>Willy says he's hungry
>Says he kind of wants a some pickled herring
>Wurms head out to find some
>They go to the city
>By the time they get there they forgot what he wanted
>They didn't know what a pickled herring was anyway
>Back at the cave, Willy is knocked down by an earthquake
>He heads outside to avoid getting buried in a cave-in
>His Wurms brought back the whole city to make sure they brought back the right thing

>> No.13740078

>>13740072
Aww! That's cute. When we grow up she'll admit it wasn't her, and I'll hug her saying I figured it out years ago.

>> No.13740079

>>13740075
And then Willy was the emperor.

>> No.13740080

>>13740075
Willy should be the village chief of a town full of Wurms.

>> No.13740083

I want to get bullied by a mean wurm!

>> No.13740086

>>13740052
That face is kind of fucked up.

>> No.13740087

>>13740079
That happened in San Francisco once. http://www.history.com/news/the-strange-case-of-emperor-norton-i-of-the-united-states .

>> No.13740091
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13740091

Name voice actors/characters that a monster girl would be voiced by.

Hurry!

>> No.13740092

>>13740087
Now here's a guy with a clear vision. If only he'd had Wurms.

>> No.13740093
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13740093

>>13740083
>"Bwaka BWAKA!"
>"You couldn't even get your parents to get you Pokemon Firered? Stupid Jimm-I mean ANON!"
>"I bet you haven't even seen a shiny pokemon before!"
>"Look at my shiny Geodude!"
>"LOOK AT IT!"

>> No.13740094

>>13740091
Kobayashi Yu.

>> No.13740096

>>13740091
Horny Wight MILF, voiced by Nakano Shino.

>> No.13740098
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>>13740091
Asami Imai.

>> No.13740100

>>13740094
She'd probably voice a Kitsune, like she did in that Touhouvania.

That, or an Oni/Ogre.

>> No.13740101

>>13740093
Wurm is not very good at bullying.

>> No.13740103

>>13740091
Dragon by Steve Blum

>> No.13740106

>>13740101
Should she give you a Pruple Wurmple?

>> No.13740107

>>13740106
No, see, giving someone a shiny Pokemon is not bullying.

>> No.13740109

>>13740107
She was showing it off to him and rubbing it in his face.
But she doesn't know she just accidentally traded it to him

>> No.13740110

>>13740047
>Distract the Gazer by doing lewd things in view of one of her eyes.
But that would distract me from the game too! Come to think of it, what if I just lewded my way to victory instead of playing the game? would either of them realize/care? What would the punishment be~?

>> No.13740112

>>13740091
A Mindflayer by Hisaka Youko.

>> No.13740113

>>13740083
A wurm trying to bully you would end up like the kid in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0w24DLClOg

>> No.13740115

>Take a Wurm home
>Rather, get taken home by a Wurm
>She's giddy and happy the whole time
>Shouts "YAY! DICK!" with a big grin on her face when you finally put it in
>Wake up the next morning and she's sitting there with reading glasses, immersed in a physics textbook
>Tells you she's doing her coursework for her masters
>Explains that when she gets horny, her head gets all foggy
>"All I can think is dick this, dick that, dick, dick, dick."
>"Dick... DICK. GIMMIE DICK! GIMMIE DICK NOW!"
>The big idiot grin returns
>Your body was never the same

>> No.13740117

>>13740107
>>13740109
My bullying must be more severe like Wurm crushing my sandcastle!

>> No.13740118

>>13740091
>Hinezumi
>Houri
>Goblin
>Sahagin
>Rie Kugimiya

>> No.13740122
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>>13740117
Wurm would never do something so depraved.
Pharaoh on the other hand....

>> No.13740123

>>13739476
Maybe. They aren't really even mid tier for me, but if she really loved me then I'd probably give it a try. They aren't nearly as bad as some others.

>> No.13740124

>>13740115
>Your body was never the same
Indeed.
Now, my body is always ready.

>> No.13740130

>>13740122
A mean dumb bully wurm would! She'd slither right over it and demolish it completely! Pharaoh-Chan would leave it alone as long as you submitted to her

>> No.13740133

>>13740130
Even mean bully Wurms know not to destroy a sand castle. And if you submitted to Pharaoh you may as well resign to your fate as her personal lapdog alongside Anubis.

>> No.13740135

>>13740130
>mean
>bully
>Wurm
Does not compute

>> No.13740136

>>13740133
Anubis isn't a lapdog, she's a lackeydog.

>> No.13740137

>>13740135
From the chaotic swirling darkness outside of time and space, it came.

>> No.13740138
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>>13740122
>You will never be a kid in a sandbox, trying to make a sandcastle
>When right the fuck out of nowhere, a cobra comes out of the sand, scaring you and chasing you as you run away from the sandbox
>You will never almost get aught by the cobra when a little Pharaoh girl comes and scares off the cobra
>She will never yell and shout and throw her fists at it to get it to leave you alone
>She will never introduce herself and become your bestest childhood friend thereafter

>> No.13740139

>>13740136
Not this one. Pharaoh had to settle for a Gatcha Anubis instead of a regular one since none were in the same grade of her.

>> No.13740143

>>13740138
I'd prefer an Apophis named Ophy or a Sandworm that's really small like in that one H doujin.

>> No.13740147

Pharaoh keeps her pet snake out of the bedroom at least, right?
That thing is creepy.

>> No.13740153

>>13740147
I mean, what if they've been inseparable since childhood? You wouldn't really mind if she slept with it in the room on nights where you're just sleeping, right?

He's docile, what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.13740154

>>13740147
She keeps it on her person Ninja Scroll style.
Okay, she doesn't, but all Wurms think so.

>> No.13740158

>>13740110
Both of them would realize, but neither of them would care. Your waifu might help you if she notices it getting to the Gazer. It would be like winning a fight through teasing in Corruption of Champions. They would beg you to stir up their pussies and rip off any clothes they were still wearing. The punishment would come the next day, when you wake up staring at phat Gazer ass standing over you. Either you give her steam money, or she gives you a rough footjob while rubbing herself directly over your face. She gets really wet~.

>> No.13740175

>>13740153
As long as it stays in another room while we fuck

>> No.13740182
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>>13739321
I'd do that, and then openly invite her over and then give her the loving of a lifetime on cam.

For once, a nerdy Lizardman will get a good end.

>> No.13740185

>>13739366
Lamentation mushrooms only work on the still living anon. And they require an undead to fuck with your half-dead corpse after which said undead becomes your wife.

No, no. Said anon is going to show up on the streets a few weeks later together with his new Will-O-Wisp waifu. Alternatively he get's snu snu'd for eternity in hell by a Hellhound.

>> No.13740203

>>13740158
Obviously the best course of action here is to ignore the game completely and focus on molesting both of them

>> No.13740206
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FEED ME!

>> No.13740210

>Having rough sex with your monster waifu
>Your daughteru walks in on the two of you
>She's young, 4
>She asks what you're doing
>You're stammering and trying to come up with something, when suddenly
>"Oh, sweetie, we're making you a sister, now be a good girl and leave us to finish okay?"
>Sex is nearly ruined by the sound of your daughter running all over the house and shouting "I'm gonna have a sister! Yay a sister!"

>> No.13740213

>>13740206
...Is it weird that I want her to lick my dick with that mouth?

>> No.13740215

>>13740213
Not really, the tongue looks pretty impressive.

>> No.13740219

>>13740210
>kids being happy about imminent siblings
>kids being happy about having to share

>> No.13740223

>>13740219
Most little kids don't hate their younger siblings until they are born and start to take up all the attention of the parents.

>> No.13740230

>>13740223
>implying kids aren't smart enough to figure that out prior to the event

Even at two, most kids grasp that concept. That's why siblings are best stairstepped within a year or two of each other.

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>>13740203
Correct!

>> No.13740235

>>13740232
What the hell is this?
>You must resist! Fight the ass!
>But this ass is unlike any I have encountered master!

>> No.13740252

>>13740206
Question is, whetever she uses that mouth to eat men or wild animals. I fear it's the former.

>> No.13740255

>>13740210
>not letting her join in so you can get new daughteru and granddaughteru at the same time
Pleb

>> No.13740262

Which MGs would be a part of the Smile Protector Squad?

>> No.13740263

>>13740262
As in, they protect slimes?

>> No.13740266
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>>13740262

>> No.13740271

Windpussy, mudpussy, firepussy or waterpussy?

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>>13740263
> implying slimes need protection

>> No.13740273

>>13740271
>not being tetra master

>> No.13740274

>>13740271
Waterpussy > Windpussy = Firepussy > Mudpussy > Regularpussy

>> No.13740279

>>13740272
Pride and Falls.

>> No.13740280

>>13740271
Ignis for a fling
Gnome for a waifu

>> No.13740284

>>13740271
>>13740274

Don't MGE elementals all have regularpussy anyway?

>> No.13740285

>>13739795
I hate people like you.

>> No.13740288

>>13740280
>wanting to get hugged by rocks
>wanting to stick your dick in dirt

>> No.13740294

>>13740284
It's never mentioned anywhere. I asked KC on Ask.fm about it yesterday but I probably won't get an answer for another 6 months

>> No.13740301

>>13739521
Only the white harpy is used goods.

>> No.13740302

>>13740294
Doesn't KC only respond to questions posted when he opens up a Q&A?

>> No.13740305

>There will never be a SoL sequel to EMG following Miia Daughter and Cerea daughter being the first monster girl children to go to a human school, dealing with having to be half sisters despite being a horse and snake

>> No.13740311

>>13740288
>not wanting soft mud hugs
>not wanting to stick your dick in mud that contours to your dick perfectly and never gets loose
>not wanting to play with the bean on her head

>> No.13740317

>>13740311
>implying those arms are soft mud
They're clay at best, rock at worst

>> No.13740321

>>13740311
No thanks, I hate getting dirty

>> No.13740325

>>13740321
Did you even have a childhood?

>> No.13740327

>>13740325
Why do you ask?

>> No.13740334

>>13740317
What exactly is even the problem with that?

>> No.13740337

>>13740327
>I hate getting dirty

>> No.13740341

>>13740337
So? I hated it as a kid too.

>> No.13740352

>>13740341
Sound like a recipe for fun times with friends.

>> No.13740361

>>13740334
There isn't one, that guy is just a pansy

Would you a Gnome handjob?

>> No.13740388

>>13740361
Oh god yes
I'd let her gently stroke and squeeze my dick with those giant rock hands all night long

>> No.13740393

>>13740388
My nigga.

>> No.13740402

>>13740352
Would sex with a Gnome inside a warm mud bath be fun?

>> No.13740407

>>13740402
It'd be like sex inside a slimegirl. Only warmer, slightly more solid, and with more lumps.

Probably best to keep your eyes and mouth shut, though.

>> No.13740411
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13740411

Today is the day nigs, you ready?

>> No.13740416

>>13740411
>2015
>watching anime
Kill yourself /a/

>> No.13740419

>>13740407
How would you avoid getting mud all over your dick though? Sounds like it'd kind of ruin the sex.

>> No.13740423

>>13740419
I assume the gnome could just absorb it all back into her mass after the act.

>> No.13740426

>>13740411
I already read the manga, I have no need to watch the anime.

>> No.13740428

>>13740423
I meant during the act.

>> No.13740429

>>13740411
I'll probably wait till the end of the season and marathon it in one go.

>> No.13740430

>>13740411
Nah, I stopped reading the manga, and have no desire to see any of it animated. Hopefully it isn't complete shit for those that do though.

>> No.13740431

>>13740428
You don't avoid it. You use it as lube instead.

>> No.13740436

>>13740431
>abrasive particles ground between your dick and her walls, which may or may not themselves be mud or clay
That sounds like a perfect way to fuck up your dick

>> No.13740437

>>13740411
Nah, I think I'm over harem, honestly.

>> No.13740439

>>13740411
>Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou Ep 1 - 2h 35m
I'm ready to be disappointed.

>> No.13740454

>>13740436
Well, I'm not a geologist. Just imagine that it's magic mud, with an impossibly low abrasion level.

>> No.13740458

>>13740454
Or you could just follow MGE canon and give her a normal human vagina. And not fuck in a god damn mud bath.

>> No.13740477

>>13740458
You're so boring.
I bet you support MGE girls transforming their monster features into human ones for sex too.

>> No.13740486

>>13740477
Sure.
Being limited to oral, vaginal and anal only would suck. Some MGE girls wouldn't even be able to do paizuri without that ability.

>> No.13740489

>>13740454
I am a geologist and fun fact, clay is actually composed of sheet-shaped crystals that split instead of abrade. No worries about chaffing there. Also, mud is a technical descriptor that means composed of clay and silt. The silt would fuck up your day abrasively though.

>> No.13740494

>>13740489
So what would Gnome clay handjobs feel like?

>> No.13740501

>>13740489
Would it be that bad?
I've seen people jack off with mud as lube and they seemed to enjoy it

>> No.13740512

>>13740494
Depends on the type of clay (1:1, 2:1) and the composition and amount and type of fluid associated with it.

>>13740501
Probably clay. People misuse mud as slang as often as something like theory.

>> No.13740514

Yo where all da writefags at?

>> No.13740518

>>13740512
Ah. Makes sense. Since it looked smooth and sticky and gooey and just a little clumpy.

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>>13740512
Honestly I have no idea what her arms are supposed to be made out of.

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>>13740514
At the beach, enjoying bitches. Writefags get all the pussy. Nothing is as attractive as the broody angst of an ailing writer.

>> No.13740542

>>13740526
Could Gnome do stuff like Clayface?

>> No.13740554

>>13740526
Probably just whatever needs to be transfused at the time. Especially if you're talking about something along the lines of an earth elemental which is supposed to have domain over dirt and shit.

Limited not so endless possibilities!

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>>13740514
Wallowing. If I feel like it, I'll have a one-shot completed in a few hours.

>> No.13740570

>>13740554
What would be the most pleasant for cuddling or jerking you off?

>> No.13740574

>>13740566
>in a few hours
I haven't successfully completed a one-shot since last August.

>> No.13740576

>>13740530
God Asterio is great, I wanna go live with the minotaurs.

>> No.13740583

>>13740576
The Minotaurs in 12beast are very Wurm-like, going through walls instead of figuring out how to navigate the maze.

>> No.13740584

>>13740574
Then you're almost exactly like me, because I've put off this particular shot for just under a year.

Good thing I've written other stuff since then.

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>>13740584
Me too. But no completed one-shots. Or completed anything else.

>> No.13740596

>>13740588
I want to do unspeakable things to a Yordle.

>> No.13740598

I want to save an elf from a dark elf that can transform into an orc!

>> No.13740601
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>>13740576
I like how easy going they are

>> No.13740606

>>13740583
>going through walls instead of figuring out how to navigate the maze.
So U.S. Marines are Wurms disguised as soldiers too?

>> No.13740607

>>13740601
>these two are members of the city's defense force
They were so adorable when the attack happened and they still goofed around.

>> No.13740613

>>13740606
No, they're too dumb and mean to be Wurms.

>> No.13740623

>>13740583
Well, I do also love Wurms, so that's okay with me.

>> No.13740625

>>13740091
Bryce Papenbrook voices everybody.

>> No.13740628

>>13740514
Staring at something I started a month ago, failing to work out where I want it to go, booting up video games instead.

>> No.13740629

>>13740628
>failing to work out where I want it to go, booting up video games instead.
Same here.

>> No.13740631

>loli wurm learns about ghosts
>"they're dead so they can go through walls!"
>wurm bursts into tears
>but she goes through walls all the time!
>have to spend the entire afternoon convincing her she isn't dead

>> No.13740637

>>13740631
>implying she isn't dead

>> No.13740638

>>13740637
BUT WAIT
SHE ISN'T DEAD
SHIA SURPRISE

>> No.13740639

>>13738649
Oh god thats good.

The undead monsters need more art, so this is always a good thing.

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>>13740530
>She will never snu snu you

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>>13740643
Good, her design is awful.

>> No.13740648

What if you fuse a wight and a wurm together? You've got physical indestructibility, absurd strength, and spiritual power on top of that.
One of the top-tier monstergirls in terms of power, compared to stuff like lilims and whatnot.

>> No.13740652

>>13740648
The Wurm would start off as a zombie first.

>> No.13740656

>>13740648
>Mary sue waifu powerlevelshit
meh

>> No.13740661

>>13740652
>have to kill a wurm to carry out the experiment
>or dig up her grave
>and answer all her questions when she's revived, like where her husband is and why she's all rotty and smelly.

I don't think I could go through with it.

>> No.13740667

>>13740647
I keep forgetting how cute KC's minotaur is. I wish he drew higher resolution art of them.

>> No.13740671

>>13740542
You mean like be the only interesting plot twist in a trilogy of games?

>> No.13740672

>>13740648
>powerlevels

Didn't you get the memo Anon? Monstergirls are ranked by their sexual prowess now, and if you have a problem with that, you can take it up with the Demon Lord.

Your unholy abomination of a waifu still isn't strong enough to beat her.

>> No.13740677

>>13740672
Arch-baphomet, the best at being the best at vaginas. Fuck you.

>> No.13740683

>>13740677
>the best at being the best at vaginas

>> No.13740685

>>13740683
She's just that good.

>> No.13740696

>>13740631
This is an old idea.
>Ghosts can walk through walls and don't have any legs

>> No.13740699

>>13740671
Yes, I'm just as pissed about them recycling the Red Hood twist as you are.

>> No.13740702
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13740702

Manswine! More P'Orcs when?

>> No.13740704

>>13740699
Oh god it really is who I thought it was, isn't it.

>> No.13740705

>>13740704
Yup, it was JASON ALL ALONG! The twist was that when they said it was a new character, it wasn't.

>> No.13740722 [SPOILER] 
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>>13740638
>Shia

>> No.13740729

>>13740702
So... never?

>> No.13740731

>>13740729
Nobody likes P'Orcs.

>> No.13740733

>>13740731
I do. They live in a wonderful land where everyone has a place and a meaning to their existence.

>> No.13740735

>>13740731
P'Orcs belong in the pits.

>> No.13740738

>>13740735
I want to be thrown int the P'Orc pit.

>> No.13740742

>>13740731
You could assume that, but you'd be objectively wrong.

>> No.13740746
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>>13740731
I like P'Orcs.

>> No.13740755
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13740755

Would Yeti's specialize in the basics of CQC?

>> No.13740756
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13740756

I'm not sure why but every time I hear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgixOjGhVU I think of those two Anons who'd kill themselves or fight to the death over just about anything involving freedom or heresy with monster girls.

Oh god, I secretly want them both to get killed by MG's who love them or something don't I?

>>13740699
>>13740704
>>13740705
>Playing Batman right now
>I BET AK IS JASON FUCKING TODD
>Anon confirmed it was Jason God Damn Todd

I'm not even mad, I knew who it was on his first fucking appearance.

If anything I'm disappointed. Clayface was pretty fucking great by comparison.

>> No.13740758

>>13740756
>not even mad
I am. THEY FUCKING SAID IT WAS A NEW CHARACTER AND THEN IT WASN'T. THEY LIED.

>> No.13740760

>>13740755
Close Quarters Cuddling?

>> No.13740763
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>>13740760
Combat AND cuddling.

>> No.13740764

>>13740756
>Clayface was pretty fucking great by comparison
Because no one expected it, it WAS a twist.

>> No.13740765

>>13740763
Will Konami milks MGS to the point we'll get to play through MG1 and MG2, remade for the new generation of consoles, and burn Big Boss with that improvised flammenwerfer?

>> No.13740768

>>13740765
Aren't they going mobile?

>> No.13740770

>>13740768
I dunno.

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My laptop may be broken but my spirit is not! I love oomukades!

>> No.13740780

>>13740778
Remember to take a shower after you love them, or people will start to avoid you.

>> No.13740783

>>13740778
Smelly Pede-chan is a cutie.

>> No.13740784

>>13740778
Who the fuck wars belts in his wrists?

>> No.13740785

>>13740778
I want a story of a ferocious, busty Oomukade. Not this smellypede schlock.

>> No.13740787

>>13740784
Most JRPG protagonists.

>> No.13740788

>>13740784
You gotta keep those on hand in case you need to tie up or spank an MG who gets too rowdy, you should know that anon.

>> No.13740789

>>13740785
You're in for a long wait.

>> No.13740790

>>13740785
>busty Oomukade
haram

>> No.13740793

>>13740785
you may get your wish

>> No.13740794

>>13740785
>No titan oomukade with wrap you up and pin you down, a busty, muscular woman with a stoic expression.

>> No.13740795

>>13740793
What villainy is this?

>> No.13740797

>>13740785
Don't hold your breath.

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>>13740793
Niiice.

>> No.13740801

>>13740799
>that look on her face
Please don't eat me or use me as a dildo.

>> No.13740803

>>13740514

Writing only a few new lines a day but not enough to call it a full update.

>> No.13740806

>>13740799
She looks pretty.

>> No.13740807

So what's happened since Thursday? I've been away from the threads due to technical difficulties.

>> No.13740808

>>13740514
I've been here for awhile anon!

>> No.13740809

Which monster girl would give the best footjobs?

>> No.13740812

>>13740807
Yuktobania declared war.

>> No.13740816

>>13740807
Trader Anon came back and started a story on Anonkun to gauge interest
We had American Monster Girls
a Thread died before 1000 posts
and the EMG anime JUST ended the first episode 3 minutes ago

>> No.13740817

>>13740809
Mandragora, anubis, wyvern, and mimic.

>> No.13740821

>>13740816
>and the EMG anime JUST ended the first episode 3 minutes ago
Do we have webms yet?

>> No.13740822

>>13740809
Oomukade!

>> No.13740823

>>13740821
Not yet, but expect Darling's punch within the hour, because my god did they increased the force.
It's like they straight up had Darling channel Touma

>> No.13740826

/a/ seems to like EMG. So that's... something?

>> No.13740827

>>13740809

Sandworm

using the end of her outer shell.

>> No.13740828

>>13740826
I liked the ED

>> No.13740829

>>13740826
/a/ has always liked EMG.

>> No.13740830

>>13740530
Source?

>> No.13740831

The number of spiders in my ceiling is slowly increasing. This is totally not good.

>> No.13740833

>>13740826
Guess what
Most of us are here because we liked EMG as near constant and consistent update to Monster Girl related Material

>> No.13740834

>>13740816
>missed it
Fucking nice, and I had the stream tab open all the way.

>> No.13740837

>>13740830
12beast, you ignorant boob.

>> No.13740839

>>13740831
Cum on the web for daughter making.

>> No.13740841

>>13740828
>>13740829
>>13740834
I mean this anime episode in particular. After reading all the "what if it sucks" posts, it's nice to see that sort of reaction to it.

>> No.13740842

>>13740834
If you had Yucie open you would have missed it anyway, they didn't air it.

>> No.13740845

>>13738833
different story

>>13738847
It got lighter after the Amazon bit actually

>>13738853
Wrong on both counts. The Amazons' initial anger is temporary and its thoroughly explained and justified

>> No.13740846

>>13740831
Are they dangerous? No? Then let them be fruitful and multiply.

>> No.13740848

>>13740841
it didn't deviate from the manga in any way
my only complaint is miaa's voice really

>> No.13740849

>>13740841
Don't worry, it can always get worse.

>> No.13740852

>>13740846
>>13740839
But they'rein my room! They just stand there in the ceiling...staring at me! God knows what they do when I go to sleep!

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>>13740852
>Anon-senpai was checking me out today!
>In your dreams! It was ME he was looking at!
>Nuh-huh, all you bitches got nothing on me!

>> No.13740858

>>13740852
They'll cuddle you.
Inside your ears and mouth.
BURN THEM.

>> No.13740860

>>13740849
its a harem manga, there isnt much you can do to fuck up an anime adaptation.

>> No.13740862

>>13740860
DxD managed it.

>> No.13740864

>>13740862
I don't really see how, then again I haven't read the manga past midway through the Excalibur ark.

>> No.13740865

>>13740842
Oh? Where did all the thread on /a/ watch it then?. Checking it now and they certainly had a bight.

Anyways, where can we expect a subbed torrent now?

>> No.13740868

>>13740864
Season three compressed and dropped a whole lot of shit. To the extent that anime orginal stuff had to be developed just to keep the plot coherent.

>> No.13740876

>>13740862
I'll be honest not only do i not know the source material i dont know japanese nor watched it subbed, its just wank material for me.

>> No.13740877

>>13740868
That was mostly due to the author himself wanting to rewrite stuff though right?

Also the EMG thread on /a/ is hilariously bad, too many people begging for places to watch it.

>> No.13740878

>>13740817
>>13740822
Silly Anons, I said best, not worst.

>> No.13740881

>>13740876
Is it any good at that?

>> No.13740884

>>13740827
Is it weird that I actually kind of want to see this?

>> No.13740885

>>13740877
Yes how dare people want to watch an anime, want to know where they can watch it.
Next we should say it's awful for people at a restaurant to ask where the forks and knives are

>> No.13740887

>>13740884
This is the Monster Girl thread, anon. It's not weird.

>> No.13740888

>>13740881
my dick says yes

>> No.13740889

>>13740878
Why would any of those girls give bad footjobs?

>> No.13740890

>>13740887
>This is the Monster Girl thread, anon.
yeah that shit should be dry and rough

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>>13740860
>its a harem manga, there isnt much you can do to fuck up an anime adaptation.
AHAHAHAAH
Is this a joke?
I honestly can't remember a single good adapted harem show. They all shit.
But pic related is still super shit
Mizore is a cutie though

>> No.13740893

>>13740889
None of them even have human feet

>> No.13740897

>>13740887
Since apparently sandworms can shrink their tails to turn into something like a lamia, I think one giving a tailjob like a lamia would actually be kinda hot. It'd definitely feel different than your usual lamia tailjob.

>> No.13740898

>>13740892
You shit.

>> No.13740899

>>13740892
That girl on the far left
>Pale skin
>Somewhat determined kuudere expression
>Eating a lollipop
Pretty cute.

>> No.13740900

>>13740892
there nothing outside the harem aspect in monster musume though

>> No.13740902

>>13740898
He's not wrong though.

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>>13740897
That sounds cool.

>> No.13740908

>>13740903
How heavenly would being sandwiched between a Sandworm's main body and the fleshy walls of her worm "shell" feel, with those tongues licking you all over?
Am I a vorefag if I want this?

>> No.13740909

>>13740897
>sandworms can shrink their tails to turn into something like a lamia
Oi, that does sound pretty cool.

>> No.13740910

I'M FEELING IT NOW MISTER CRABMAN

>> No.13740911

>>13740908
>Am I a vorefag if I want this?
No.

>> No.13740912

>>13740893
I fail to see how this is a valid reason.

>> No.13740913

KC checked the episode too. Says Miia olev.

>> No.13740914

>>13740910
Feeling what?

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>>13740914
Can you feel the love tonight?

>> No.13740920

>>13740916
Were the proportions of Darlings legs fixed at all?

>> No.13740921

I just hate Okayado's tendency to present a relationship with a monster girl as impossible without constant grievous injury for the man.

>> No.13740922

>>13740920
You pay attention to the darnest things.
>>13740921
That's only the case for Kimihito though.

>> No.13740923

>>13740921
That's what I like about his stuff. He actually looks at the risks and problems of living with a monster girl, instead of just going full waifu hugbox.
Although I do agree that lamias being literally impossible to fuck without suffering a number of broken bones is going a bit far.

>> No.13740927

>>13740903
>Getting a tailjob from a sandworm
>Her inner body stares down at you with a smile
>Just as you orgasm she pulls her tail away
>And then her body picks you and puts you back inside where she licks it all up.

>> No.13740930

>>13740922
Have you not read the comics about those 8(?) brothers that eventually inspired EMG?

>> No.13740931

Apparently the Crunchyroll thing has their subs out for the new episode.

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>>13740899
Yeah, Mizore is the only good girl in the show
>you will never have cute kuudere Yuki-onna stalker

>>13740898
I guess you never watched the show, right?
The first season was mostly okay. But the second was an absolute shit. Literally "lul so random xD" incoherent episodes without any plot or even good fanservice. While the same original manga was quite decent and had some actual plot and character development.
Definitely, one of the worst harems.

>> No.13740934

>>13740927
>Getting a tailjob from a sandworm
>her rough shell turns your dick into mincemeat
>Sandworm has to learn how to live with an Alp husband

>> No.13740939

>>13740930
No, but I've seen guys in EMG without even a hint of injuries.

>> No.13740942

>>13740927
So, is she giving you a tailjob at full size? Else I don't see how she'd pull you inside her.

>> No.13740943

>>13740930
the 8 what now

>> No.13740945

what if a monstergirl with a husband that can turn from guy to girl and vice versa like ranma 1/2 would that kind of yuri be ok?

>> No.13740946

>>13740945
A Monster Girl molesting an Alp is fine.

>> No.13740947

>>13740945
Degenerancy is never ok.

>> No.13740948

>>13740945
Why do we hate yuri again?

>> No.13740951

>>13740948
Because.

>> No.13740953

>>13740948
Why do we hate monsterboys again?
Why do we hate furries again?
Why do we hate Bob again?
Why do we hate Jews again?

>> No.13740954

>>13740948
It's boring and does nothing for muh dik.

>> No.13740956

>>13740953
>comparing yuri to Bob
You've gone too far, friend. That's a line you should not have crossed.

>> No.13740958

>>13740948
Because if we didn't, we'd like yuri. And that would mean that we don't hate yuri.

See where I'm going with this?

>> No.13740964

>>13740958
No.

>> No.13740965

>>13740702
>Are we there yet?
>"No."
>Are we there yet?
>"No, you just asked that."
>Are we the-
>"NO! We are not there and won't BE there if you don't shut up!" Hirse screamed, her shrill shriek echoing off the walls of the crag she'd been dragging you through, leading you ever closer to this mysterious hideout of hers.
>This, unfortunately, meant that you needed to travel through the winding crags and canyons where not a single P'Orc lived. Even the few Ghuls you saw peeking from the darkened caves wouldn't approach you, the stern glare of your redheaded companion frightening them off.
>The meant that you were bored.
>Very bored.
>This had resulted in you taking your boredom out on Hirse getting whatever entertainment you could at the expense of her fraying nerves.
>She was not taking it well.
>"If anyone asks me "Are were there yet?" one more time, I'm going to stab them with this dagger," she threatened, one fist clenched tight "are we CLEAR?"
>You let out a sigh, rolling your eyes before agreeing with your irritable friend.
>Although she may disagree with that "friend" bit.
>"Good," Hirse replied with a smile, visibly relaxing at your answer "maybe now we can get some peace and qui-"
>"Excuse me Hirse," the melodic voice of Celes rang, the elven spirit appearing next to you "but are we there yet?"
>The look the woman gave the ghost elf could have chilled the blood of any man, although Celes seemed to not care one bit, a wry smile on her face as the redhead fumed.
>Huh, guess being dead has it's benefits.
>Another half hour of squeezing between narrow pathways and over fallen rubble before you descended into, surprise surprise, a cave!
>"Now, I'm only going to say this once and ONLY once, watch your step." you were instructed as Hirse lit a torch, bathing the inky black cave in a warm orange light. "The men are twitchy and one wrong move will make them deem you a threat and 'remove' you."

>> No.13740966

>>13740948
Because yuri is fucking boring and it's pretty much everywhere. There's even an entire board for it.

>> No.13740967

>>13740942

She shrank her tail and then grew it back to normal before putting you back inside I guess? I don't think these things out, anon. I just type things and live with the consequences.

>> No.13740968

>>13740965
There are heroes left in /mgg/.

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>>13740966
>>13740958
>>13740956
>>13740954
>>13740953
>>13740951
Ah, I see, it's because of memes.

>> No.13740972

>>13740953
Good goyim

>> No.13740973

>>13740966
>Because yuri is fucking boring
between human girls
but I think once monster parts are thrown into the mix things become interesting.

>> No.13740974

>>13740969
Shitposting? At this time of the day? I never!

>> No.13740978

>>13740973
Nah. Still boring, just like all the smut that pops up in these threads.

>> No.13740979

>>13740966
ponos in vagoo is also super fucking boring and everywhere though and no one complains about it

>> No.13740980

>>13740978
Then why are you here?

>> No.13740981

>>13740964
If we liked yuri, then we'd literally turn into /u/. Just like the rest of /jp/.
We need to hate yuri to keep the balance. Like that little black dot inside the yin.

>>13740973
I think I wouldn't mind a tentacle girl and a human girl doing things together.

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>>13740969
Sup shitstick.

>> No.13740986

>>13740980
I'm here for stories and pictures of monstergirls doing cute/silly/funny things. They aren't fap material only, you know.

>> No.13740987

>>13740981
>Like that little black dot inside the yin.
Why does this make sense?

>> No.13740989

>>13740981
>I think I wouldn't mind a tentacle girl and a human girl doing things together.
like
cuddling?

>> No.13740991

>>13740989
I was going to say baking cakes together, with the human girl licking cake mix off a tentacle while tentacle girl blushes and giggles, but your thing works too.

>> No.13741000

>>13740981
I just want to watch two Shirohebis coil tightly around each other and kiss each other for hours, is that too much to ask?

>> No.13741004

>>13741000
For trips like that, it might not be.
I'd rather a shiro and an apophis, though. I want to see the shiro be all wrapped up as the apophis takes the lead.

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13741008

The EMG girls anime designs would look a little better without that dumb blush.

>> No.13741009

>>13741004
>>13741000
>Newfagging this hard
>Don't even know about drawfags

>> No.13741012

>>13741009
Oh, I know it was already drawn by .less. I just don't have it saved currently.

>> No.13741014

>>13741004
Could the Shirohebi be a loli? I want the Shirohebi to be a loli! Fuck, I really want to write about this now.

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>the shit on my pastebin put in a single Word document is 351 pages, 209368 words
If I'd been writing a single story all this time, I'd be looking at a shortish novel. Why haven't I been putting all this effort into a single story, guys?

>> No.13741020

>>13740986

yeah beyond the sex, I'd have a lot of fun sharing my hobbies with a MG

>> No.13741021

>>13741014
>Could the Shirohebi be a loli?

Jeez, Anon, I don't know. That's getting a bit risque, y'know? Seems like the sort of thing which would raise a few eyebrows. Lot of people might get a bit hot under the collar reading the sort of thing you're proposing there.
I'd read it though, if you wrote it.

>>13741016
Because writing a single story with dedication and conitnuity is harder than writing loads of other small things.

>> No.13741023

>>13741016
Because sadly hindsight is 20/20

>> No.13741025

>>13741016
That's a lot of words mate, holy hell. I kinda know how you feel, I can easily write a greentext that turns out to be 10 pages in word in a single session. I can't do single stories for shit though, one-shots are much more enjoyable.

>> No.13741026

>>13741021
>dedication and conitinuity
Well I guess that's it then.
>>13741025
You know, ten pages of greentext isn't necessarily all that long since there's only so much written on every line, but... yeah. And this was just the stuff on the pastebin, so it doesn't count all the stuff that got Alped into oblivion.

>> No.13741027

>>13741021
>getting a bit risque
I don't know, people aren't freaking out about the loli Kiki higher up in the thread, and she's lewd as fuck. I've added the idea to my list.

>> No.13741030

>>13740967
What would a Sandworm tailjob even feel like?

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>>13740991
>with the human girl licking cake mix off a tentacle while tentacle girl blushes and giggles

>> No.13741033

>>13741027
What kind of list might that be?

>> No.13741034

>>13741030
Salty milk and coins.

>> No.13741035

>>13741030
Like bags of sand.

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>>13740968
Yeah, I know.

>> No.13741038

>>13741036
Go away Jason, nobody likes you and you probably have Joker jizz inside your rectum.

>> No.13741045

>>13741032
>Why?

Because girls doing cute things (with a slightly lewd undertone) gets you erect?

>> No.13741046

>>13741026
>ten pages of greentext
I meant once I revise it and make it into a story it's 10 pages. I'm pretty damn consistent with it too. My five completed one-shots alone are 115 pages, and that doesn't count my WIPs and finished/unfinished chapters of a long story that I put on hiatus.

>> No.13741049

>>13740965
>Whatever, you had Hirse there to back you up, surely she'd stand up for for you!
>An uncomfortable silence followed as she lead you deeper into the caves until the lot of you stood before a simple, wooden door hidden in an alcove.
>Raising one fist, Hirse knocked the door twice, waited two seconds, knocked thrice, and waited four more seconds before knocking a final time.
>Evidently there was a password system in place as the door opened to reveal a burly, muscled man with a patchy black beard and clad in a suit of ragged animal leathers.
>"Hirse," the man rumbled, unsurprised at the woman's return "I figured you would be back soon....who's the new meat?"
>You gave a nod of acknowledgement, letting the man know that you were Anon the ranger, savior of the ever lovely Hirse, although you didn't say anything beyond that. You had a feeling that letting them know your preferences regarding P'Orcs, Ghuls, and Caragors wouldn't go over well.
>The man grunted and asked the amazonian woman if this was true, the question putting her on edge.
>"Yes," she said through gritted teeth, her fist tightening "although I hate to admit it, he did rescue me. He can come in IF he behaves himself."
>You laid her worries to rest, you'd be on your best behavior, a perfect gentle men.
>That didn't put her at ease but she had no choice, waving you in as the large man stood to the side.
>For a bunch of freedom fighter's in the middle of Mordor, you had to admit that the slaves were doing well for themselves. The walls were lined with weaponry and armor that was only slightly rusted while the larders were half filled with food that could quite possibly be considered edible.
>"I'm glad you think so," Hirse, who seemed to be the leader, said, a smile on her face for the first time "it's taken a lot of work to get the metal and hides from the P'Orcs but we've managed, we even get recruits from freed slaves every now and then."

>> No.13741050

>>13741046
Makes me wonder if we mugs couldn't one day make it as writers. I mean it only took me a little over a year. Yeah. Not long at all.

>> No.13741051

>>13740756
>Alright, let's make this badass masked character who takes a hard line, brutal approach to justice as a foil for Batman!
>What should his true identity be?
>Hmm...how about the comic character who's already a badass masked character who takes a hard line, brutal approach to justice!

That is so horrifically disappointing I don't even know what to say really.

>> No.13741054

>>13741049
These people are going to get fucked over hard, huh?

>> No.13741055

>>13741016
Pleb
I remember there was a guy who wrote a self-insert Oh my Goddess fanfiction with 2.200.000 words.
Actually I think he still hasn't finished it

Oh wait, there is Smash Bros fanfiction with 4 million words in it.

Both Bibles combined are hardly even 800k btw

>> No.13741056

>>13741033
Well, it's kind of short. So far:

>Chubby tsun Ignis gets /fit/ with Anon babysitter
>Anon alps into an Alice
>Loli Shirohebi x Mature Apophis
>also want to do something with Living Dolls

This is all after I'm through with what I'm currently working on.

>> No.13741057

>>13741050
Yeah, I've only been writing for about 4 months.

>> No.13741058

>>13741055
I am not worthy. I am not worthy!

>> No.13741061

>>13741016
I'm at a smidge over 100k. 20k of that is from my longest running story. Seems like a lot, but then again it's been running since almost the beginning.

>> No.13741062

>>13741057
>4 months
>has written over a third as much as me in less than a fourth of the time
I really, REALLY am not worthy.

>> No.13741064

>>13741056

Not the guy you were talking to I'm currently working on The hairy ghost. Probably won't be too long

After that I plan on writing about a a sort of cranky Akaname janitor

>> No.13741067

>>13741062
To be honest, I'm just waiting for a burnout at this point. I've really surprised myself at how long I've stuck with writing.

>> No.13741072

>>13740991
someone draw this

>> No.13741073

>>13741067
One does not simply stop writing.

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>>13741012
Not sure if this is the highest resolution for it, but there ya go.

>> No.13741079

>>13741073
I sure as fuck hope so. Since I've gotten to writing, my life's been pretty fantastic.

>> No.13741084

>>13741012
>drawn by .less

>> No.13741086
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>>13741079
Keep up the good work anon!

>> No.13741088

>>13741073
>>13741079
>tfw got bored of writing but still trying

>> No.13741089

>Spirit bomb in the OP
LOOKING GOOD SO FAR.

>> No.13741091

>>13741088
>bored of writing
No anon! BAD! You need to write with your HEART!

>> No.13741094

>>13741086
Thanks anon!

>> No.13741096

>>13741091
My strength fails. I know I must finish my stuff, but part of me doesn't want it anymore.

>> No.13741097

>>13741096
Then your heart isn't in the story!

>> No.13741098

>>13741038
But anon, MGC is growing ever closer to being comparable to Gotham City, worst city in America.

Do you really want Super Wurm parading about putting herself in danger without any real justice being dispensed?

She could get hurt! And I can't let that happen...

>> No.13741100

>>13741098
>She could get hurt!
She's a Wurm. What's the worst that could happen? She runs into Villain Wurm?

>> No.13741102

>>13741097
Then I guess it's time to stop and go back to doing nothing with my life.

>> No.13741103

>>13741049
>You also noted that, other than Hirse, you'd yet to spot a single woman, a grand failing in your eyes but you kept that to yourself.
>No need to take away that rare smile just yet.
>"Give us a couple month's and we could probably take a fort," she said, voice full of pride "that would show those SWINE we mean business, a real blow against the dark forces."
>"Until the fist of Sauron crashes down upon you," Cele's whispered as the three of you entered a room filled with maps, their command center "the only reason you exist is because they have not deemed you anything more than an annoyance, an insect bite at best."
>That smile disappeared in an instant, the lovely features returning towards that foul scowl of hers.
>"You say that now but once we get our blasting powder back the filth won't stand a chance." the red head returned at the ghost, her pride smarting "Not even the black gate could hold us if we got it all back."
>Back?
>You cocked an eyebrow and asked what she meant by 'back', didn't they have it stored somewhere?
>"We did," she growled, stabbing a finger at the map, a small fort circled in red "but one of our liberated brother's decided the chains fit him better, said something about going home and being a family man before he betrayed us."
>You knew where this was going, the man had let the P'Orc's know where the powder was stored and they'd raided it.
>A nod confirmed it, and a further questioning regarding the fort confirmed that it had to be where the powder was stored.
>"So what will you be doing about it?" the ethereal elf asked, walking (floating) around the table "The fort's occupants outnumber you and your rebellion three to one at least."
>"They do," the woman conceded with a nod of her head, "but if you can't go big."
>You go small.
>You knew that saying well, it was the old man at the ranger fortress's favorite sayings and it usually meant one thing.
>Sabotage.

>> No.13741105

>>13741103
>"but one of our liberated brother's decided the chains fit him better, said something about going home and being a family man before he betrayed us."
Now there's a man after my own heart.

>> No.13741107

>>13741100
I can't take that risk anon.

I refuse to standby and do nothing while villains ruin the city, eventually punished by Super Wurm, and then handed over to the authorities to receive little more than a slap on the wrist!

The city will never change for the better that way.

T̘̙̼̦̼h̷̞͔͖͇͔o̯͈͍u̴g̭̭̹h͕̩̭̟̯͢ i̱̭̝̰͎̬f̣̞͖̻͕̩̱ ̤s͕̗̗̠̞̱͍h̘̞͠e̞̱̱͉͖͖͈ ͖̱̼̝g̹͓̘̱͕e̼͈̘͍t̡̟̪̙̜̖ͅs͈̹̞͖̣ ͜a ̶̭͖n̥̖̞̫e͢w̮̻̻ ̺̥ͅb̯̜̮o͙̗y̝̘̫̟̬͝f̥ri͚e̛̫̭͕͙͚̞n͈̞͖͇̣̺̖d̴̪͕͔ ̝́I͇͙̼ ̨͎̦̝̞͔̱͖w̷͔̼̰̝͓̯i̡͓̣͈͚l͕̗̻̱̕l͖̦͙̘̭̗ ͈̱͚̗̹̭b̲ṟ̠͙u̢̩̭͓̥ṱa͔̜̲̟l̡͉̜͓l̙̳͕̠̦̯̻͠ý͓̻͔͈̱̝ ̡̞m̭̞̭̗͚u͉̠͎͡ͅr͕̟d̕e҉̱̺r͓̥̱̱̦ ̧̲̳̦̻̱̦̯h̞̫͖̺̕i̫̪̤̕m͖̻͜!̱̫̘̘̱ͅ

B̢̻̮͎̜͓R̪̳͈̻̖̟̮͟UT͏A̢̦̩̱̦L̵͎L̝͉̼̬͎̬̕Y̬͎͞!̡̫͍̼̺͚

>> No.13741115

>>13741107
So you were a villain all along? Super Wurm will coil around you and hug you until the cops can take you to Yetiham Asylum for intensive hug therapy.

>> No.13741116
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13741116

A deer is fine too?

>> No.13741118

>>13741116
SOPPING WET DOE CUNT!

>> No.13741122

>>13741116
Only if she lets me hang Christmas decorations from her antlers during the holidays.

>> No.13741123

>>13741116
She's darn adorable, and innocent looking. Is that a collar she's wearing?

>> No.13741127
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>>13741115
A villain doesn't clean up crime properly anon.

After MGC's crime is all but wiped out, Super Wurm and I can retire with my ...borrowed... fortune and live out the rest of our lives in peace.


Ĝ̯̹̣Ö̻͓͔̘ͧ͌̽̄̓͆ͅD̙̳͍̲̥̟̽ ͇̩̖̋ͧ͢H̴̰͙̩Ẹ̴ͭL͉̹̿ͧͥ̽ͭͤ̇͟P̧̯̟͐ͦͤ ̰̘̺ͩͧ̀̒̐A͎͉ͫN͓̪͓̜͙͔̎͆Y̵͖̤̻̜̟̽̈̑ ̨͈͇͕̫͐͊M̛͕͎͔ͣͩ̇̉̀ͯ͐Ã̼̠̖͕͔̀̎̊͒̚N̳̜ͧ̎́͆̎ ̘̝̱͖̮̻ͪ̓ͦͤ̚͞W̟͐ͨ͊̒̄̉͂H͌͒̑ͮ͌O͈̞̐ͫ́̋ ̗̙̘̖͍T̵̗͔͎̝R͉͚͕̠͙̝̅͐̒͋͜I̠̺E̳̘̪͐̃͌͛Ś̘͙̳͉͇̅͗̅̕ ͚̗͕̟̩͍̂͗̇͗̍T͔̗͋͂O̳̥̹͖̗̞̾̓͠ ̲̟̹̲̱̫̚̕C̉̽̃ͅO̧̤̼͈͍U̱͓̍͋͐͗̂R̯͚͍̄̃̓ͤT͉̹̤̄ͨ͌͐̇̔ ̙̝͈͓͈̖̑ͩ͟H̳͖̗̲̔Ê͖̳͚͎̲R̥̰̺̣̤̫͙͐ ̧̲̩̂ͣO̫T̩͌̏ͣH̱̩̜͂͛͋ͦ̚͠E̺̠̟͖̮͗ͅR̬̬̙̗̗̙͈̍ͫ ̳̊̍T̮̈́͆HͬͩḀ̠̪͓̆̓ͨ͑N̢̞ ̡̺͇̞̜͓̠́̍̿ͤͯ̔ͅI!

>>13741116
What a mediocre deer.

>> No.13741130

>>13741127
>clean up crime properly
>by committing murder
>borrowed fortune
>being a thief too
You are not living your life correctly!

>> No.13741135

>>13741103
>"Exactly," Hirse said with a nod, giving Celes a smug look "You and me are going to sneak in and poison the orcs' grog, a small addition of Hithlis will -"
>Kill them.
>You refused then and there, taking Hirse aback as if you'd slapped her across the face.
>"W-what do you mean you want no part in this?" she said in that weird whisper yell that accomplished neither quiet or volume, "We can't fight them so we poison them."
>You still refused, Hirse tensing and one hand stealthily moving towards one of her sheathed daggers.
>"Don't tell me you side more THEM than your own kind," she hissed in accusation, leaning over the table "I knew you were filthy, perverted trash but I never figured you for a traitor on top of that."
>That...that made you mad actually, your brain kicking in and losing the lovestruck fog that had been filling it.
>Calmly you explained that you were no traitor, you'd take out that fort but you weren't going to poison P'Orcs, you'd never harm a girl if you could help it.
>"Then what do you plan on doing?" the furious red head asked, hand still on the hilt of a dagger "We will need to free my men if we want to figure out if the orcs know the secrets of our blasting powder yet and none of them will be in any condition to sneak out. So what do you prepo-"
>"Scarlet Bloom," Celes interrupted with a look of realization, earning a nod from you "you intend to drug them."
>"Scarlet Bloom?" the rebel slave leader asked, anger melting into confusion "Isn't that just an aphrodisiac?"
>Not just any aphrodisiac, THE aphrodisiac, a fast acting plant that could turn even the most chaste paladin into a beast in heat, not that you'd ever needed it yet.
>If you could spike the grog the P'Orcs drank with it then the fortress would devolve into a gasping, panting mess. They'd be too busy trying to deal with a more immediate problem than a few missing slaves and some blasting powder.

>> No.13741138

>>13741135
Scarlet Bloom FTW. Dis gun be good.

>> No.13741140

>>13741084
>>13741075
I can't help being retarded. Or having a terrible memory. Or both.

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>>13741130
If you had the opportunity to treat your waifu properly, would you not take it?

If you had the opportunity to protect her from all the world's harrows and horrors, would you not take it?

What kind of loving man would deny their partner such things? Perhaps one with little love to give...

A few necessary evils to bring about a greater good, not just for me and her, but the many citizens of the city as well.

>> No.13741151

>>13741146
And when you're covered in the blood of those who could have been rehabilitated, when the starving kid who stole some stale bread lies dead at your feet because you thought he had a bomb under his jacket, what will Super Wurm think of you then?
Face it. She'll never love a murderer. That's what you are.

>> No.13741153
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13741153

Well shit.

>> No.13741157

>>13741153
I prefer harpies with human feet

>> No.13741161
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13741161

>>13741157
Don't be a fag.

>> No.13741169

>>13741151
Come now anon, she may have accidentally discovered I was Cat Man pilfering from the rich to treat her better but she'll never know it was me cleaning up the city after I promised her I'd stop my thievery.

To her, Red Hood is just a "villain" who's taken crime fighting too far, not her future fiance in disguise.

Truly a perfect plan, nothing could go wrong!

>> No.13741171

>>13741135
>"Of course you'd think of something like that..." the woman sighed, one hand coming to her forehead as she shook it "I really shouldn't be surprised."
>You crossed your arms over your chest and leaned back against the hard rock of the cave wall, a smirk on your face.
>That was your offer, she either took it and got your help or you were on your way.
>Hirse thought and thought, weighing the need for the Ranger's skill versus the lack of damage they'd deal to the orcs.You just stood there, a smile on your face as you waited for the answer, one eye on the doorway in case one of the rebels decided to try and make a move on you.
>It was a sigh of resignation that announced Hirse's decision, a grumbled "fine" signifying that your plan was good to go.
>"Just don't do anything until we're done," she continued, grabbing a few spare weapons for the trip, namely a heavy axe and a bow "and remember. Don't. Touch. Anyone."
>You nodded and told her that you'd keep your promise, you wouldn't touch anyone.
>Maybe it was the grin you wore but she didn't seem to believe you.

Gotta go to work, I'll try more from my phone there when I can.

>> No.13741172

>>13741161
But what if I have a foot fetish

>> No.13741176

>>13741153
So...how did she get the pants and belt buckle on.

>> No.13741177
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13741177

>Anon you're going to love living with me
>A house....I don't live in one of those
>I sleep on my treasure
>What do you mean you can't do that
>I guess I could use some of it to buy a house
>Can we still sleep on the treasure

Dragon girls willing to sacrifice their hoards are truly experiencing the purest for of love

>> No.13741179

So i left these threads i think around the time MGQ paradox came out (full game, not demo). Is there anything significant enough that happened that i should know it or has it mostly been just the same shitposting as ever. Did lantern ever start his new thing?

>> No.13741180

>>13741169
Yes it could. You did things she didn't like, and then didn't tell her. You're hiding it from her. That's as bad as lying right to her face.
>>13741177
It's a man's lot to build a house. The treasure stays.

>> No.13741181
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>>13741172
Then you learn to adapt. Like the anubisfags have to.

>> No.13741183

>>13741161
I still wish Thunderbird's electricity would actually hurt, instead of just being pleasure magic.

>> No.13741185

>>13741171
But how will this plan affect Funbags' career?

>> No.13741186

>>13741172
Man, you have it easy
I have a fetish for monster girl feet and there's NO material for that out there

>> No.13741188

>>13741183
You don't have to follow KC's every word, anon.

>> No.13741189

>>13741180
I admitted to Cat Man's crimes, I trusted her with that. It is known.

Though I'm not Red Hood if she doesn't know who's behind the mask. Besides, all's fair in love and war Mr. Anon.

>> No.13741190

>>13741180
>Anon build faster, I want to move my treasure, I don't like leaving it alone
>Why should I help, you're the big strong man
>Just because i'm bigger and stronger than you doesn't mean i'm meant for heavy labor
>Just finish a room so I can hide my treasure until you make the basement

>> No.13741192

>>13741183
I just imagine it as being a mix of pleasure and pain
Thunderbird going all MGS on your ass every time you fuck would be shit too
Or at least I doubt anyone here would want that

>> No.13741194

>>13741185
Funbag's quest will be the one after this, then maybe Celes, then Dark Monument, then Hammer shows up.

>> No.13741195

>>13741189
>all's fair in love and war
I'm sure Super Wurm would support a Geneva convention for love.
>>13741190
Stop making me feel bad about not writing about a Dragon and her husband.

>> No.13741197
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13741197

So MM airs/Aired today.
What do we do?

>> No.13741198

>>13741194
Looking forward to it.
I'd also like to see a crossover where Tryhard Necromancer tries to invade Mordor

>> No.13741199

>>13741183
>not liking e-stim
And you can always play VH if that's what you're looking for.

>> No.13741203

>/a/ defending the god awful Cerea date chapter
every time I go there I'm reminded why I left

>> No.13741205

>>13741179
Shitposting is still here
I believe we got a few(?) new girls
>Did lantern ever start his new thing?
Are you referring to the Paladin story? If so, he did, but on a new account.

>> No.13741206

>>13741198

I'll keep that in mind.
No promises but I'll keep it in mind.

>> No.13741207

>>13741197
Wait for subs.

>> No.13741208

>>13741203
There's also a fair amount of authoritative namefags shitting up the place.

>> No.13741209

>>13741207
Horriblesubs already subbed it.

>> No.13741210

>>13741207
They're already out.

>> No.13741212

>>13741197
After seeing someone post a webm of a guy fucking what looked like a python and how the thread has degraded itself in general I think we just keep it low key and carry on as we normally do.

>> No.13741216

>>13741209
>>13741210
Already? Might as well watch it, not like I have anything better to do.

>> No.13741217

>>13741208
I'm more upset over the Cerea Date chapter defenders than Namefagging.
Literally how can people defend that chapter, It made Cerea look WORSE than BETTER

>> No.13741219

>>13741206
Of course it's something that should happen only at the very end, like when our friendly neighbourhood Manswine is the emperor of P'Orcs or something

>> No.13741220

>>13741216
It's simulcast on Crunchyroll, and the AT-X raws are out too.

>> No.13741224

>>13741195
>Anon I brought you lunch
>It was nothing, you're making me a treasure room after all
>Yes you are, you said so yesterday
>You said a room for all your treasures and since we're together my treasure is yours...kind of
>Why do you need a room for old arcade machines and your chair
>How are those even treasures
>Make another room for that junk
>You're not getting your lunch until you agree to make a new room for that stuff

>> No.13741226

>>13741181
>Implying I don't want them fluffy paws all over my dick

That said Queen Anubis there is all kinds of lewd.

>> No.13741227

>>13741224
No anon. I am not, I AM NOT, writing today. You won't seduce me.

>> No.13741228

>>13741216
You know what's funny? It's coming to the west.
You know what's even more funny? It's coming to Australia despite Papi.

>> No.13741233

>>13741172
What's stopping you from enjoying talons?

>> No.13741235

>>13741228
>spoiler
I didn't even consider that. Wouldn't Papi be pedobait by their laws?

>> No.13741238

>>13741116
she needs to be yandere
yandeere

>> No.13741242

>>13741226
But do you prefer normal feet or paws?

>> No.13741243

>>13741235
Most definitely, and any Suu induced orgasms would be against their laws as well.

>> No.13741244

>>13741238
Charon, get back to work.

>> No.13741246

>>13741197
Anime is degeneracy

>> No.13741247
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>> No.13741249

>>13740945
No.

>> No.13741250

>>13741243
What? Why?

>> No.13741251

>>13741247

holy fuck thats a cute cow

>> No.13741252

>>13741228
>it's coming to the west
>Dub voices
it wouldn't hurt to have just one little listen now would it?

>> No.13741255

>>13741250
Remember that female orgasms are also illegal in Australian porn.

>>13741252
The VA MIGHT be tolerable, or things might be a big disaster.

>> No.13741256

>>13741227
I would write it but i'm awful at writing anything more than a few lines and I suck at writing lewd scenes

>Come on Anon take your shirt off
>You have to be sweaty
>Please Anon, i'll help if you do
>I'll use my tail tonight
>You're so easy sometimes
>So you just want me to move the wood, that won't be hard
>I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW MY CLAWS WOULD CUT THE WOOD
>I thought if I carried it all at once I could get it done faster so I could help you with the hard stuff
>Can't you just go cut down some more trees
>No, we're not using my treasure to replace all of it

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>>13741247
Out of everything, I'm still impressed by the texture and softness on her belly. Monorus did a fantastic job in that regard.
Now if only he can change up his faces a little more.

>> No.13741260

>>13741247
I wanna get suplexed by a holstaur

>> No.13741267

>>13741252
Depends on who licenses it.
I pray to god it isn't Sentai Filmworks.

>> No.13741269

>>13741255
>female orgasms are also illegal in Australian porn
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>> No.13741270

Jesus, I forgot how cringey anime actually is.

>> No.13741271

>>13741256
Well I'm doing it whenever I get around to it, and that is not now, so stop poking me!
>>13741270
If it makes you cringe, you're the one with issues.

>> No.13741272

>>13741242
An interesting question, as I have no experience with either.

Theoretically, I'd say the paws, but I'm only able to ever possibly test how I'd feel about feet. I'm not some extreme furfag, so I'm not about to go out and try to get an actual jackal to pad over my dick or something, so I doubt I'll ever actually know if I really prefer them.

>> No.13741274

>>13741176
A very good friend.

>> No.13741275

>>13741271
>you're the one with issues.
What's with these assumptions, huh?

>> No.13741276

>>13741247

>Walking by a farm on your usual commute
>All the Holstaur call out to you in a sultry tone and pose like in that picture, their tails swaying around.

>> No.13741277

>>13741179
Is bob still a faggot?

>> No.13741279

>>13741177
>dragon willing to sacrifice it's hoard

Sir, I take off my hat to you. You have exceeded KC in absolute retardedness. Holy shit.

>> No.13741280

>>13741271
>If you don't like low quality shit, you have issues
Noice

>> No.13741282

I'm new to this thread, I didn't realize there was a monster girl thread on here before.
Do the threads usually go 1000 posts over the bump limit?
It's kind of impressive.

>> No.13741286

>>13741247
On one hand, god damn those legs are unattractive
On the other hand they kind of manage to highlight her hips and midriff
Is this just how monster parts work?

>> No.13741287

>>13741277
Indeed

>> No.13741293

>>13741282
Are you a board native, or did you come in from somewhere else?

>> No.13741294

>>13741282
>1000
Try 2-3k+

>> No.13741295

>>13741205
Did moose start anything new or is he still kill

>> No.13741296

>>13741282
>Do the threads usually go 1000 posts over the bump limit?
This isn't even our final form.

>> No.13741297

>>13741282
We go to 3000 usually.

>> No.13741300

>>13741282
3000 is a rough average. Somewhere around 4000 to 5000 has been the high score.

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>>13741282
Welcome, things like that are normal due to the pace of the board combined with our uncontrollable autism.

>> No.13741302

>>13741271
>forced emotion
>shouting at no one
>Eh? Eh?
>Repeating whatever was said last

>> No.13741303
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>>13741282
Try on average 2-3k over bump limit, sometimes even 4.
And it's far from impressive when you actually experience things firsthand.

>> No.13741304

>>13741260
>goes to suplex, in the position
>she stops slowly and just ends up hugging you from behind

>> No.13741307
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13741307

Welcome, welcome!

You back for story, yes? Part three today!

The writer experience a little sadness for a while, so no writing for so long! But where you see sadness you see inspiration, yes? Here you go, silly thing. For free today. Limited time only.

http://pastebin.com/jyDC0sJj

>> No.13741308

>>13741293
I've browsed /jp/ occasionally, though strange I've never noticed this before.
I had the ctrl-f to find it after I saw it mentioned in another monster girl discussion.
I like it here. Lot's of posts with minimal shitposting.
Will lurk.

>> No.13741310

>>13741303
>Holst bringing anon a steak with a nervous expression on her face

I want it.

>> No.13741313

>>13741308
>minimal shitposting
Anon, I...

>> No.13741314

>>13741308
>I like it here. Lot's of posts with minimal shitposting.
You're too pure, leave while you still can.

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>>13741307
Neato

>> No.13741317

>>13741308
>Lot's of posts with minimal shitposting
Wait until later. You'll be eating those words when then.

>> No.13741318

>>13741308
>minimal shitposting

HOLY FUCK YOU REALLY ARE NEW!

>> No.13741319
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>>13741308
>minimal shitposting

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>>13741308
>Lot's of posts with minimal shitposting.

>> No.13741321

>>13741276
>Horny Holstaur Construction workers
>Each one takes their turn trying to convince Anon to have sex with them when they go on break
>Everyday when he walks past them on his way to work

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>>13741308
>I like it here. Lot's of posts with minimal shitposting.
You poor bastard, are you really so sure about that?
Then again, I've been on here so long I've become desensitized to the shitstorms.

>> No.13741323

>>13741313
>>13741314
>>13741317
>>13741318
I mean I... didn't really notice that much when I was browsing down. Just one guy bitching about girl with complete animal lower bodies.

>> No.13741324

>>13741308
RUN ANON

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

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>>13741282
We can go Infinity and beyond! But no further than page 10.

>> No.13741327

>>13741323
Anon, don't have faith in things. You'll be hurt that much worse when it happens for hundreds of posts non-stop.

>> No.13741328
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>>13741323
Just you wait.

>> No.13741330

>>13741325
The remote for the vibe in her vagina looks like it's in a good mood, the remote to t he vibe in her ass looks like it's trying to figure out what went wrong with its life.

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>>13741308
>minimal shitposting

>> No.13741332

>>13739476
Yes

If she can play the part of tickle mistress, even more yes.

>> No.13741334
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>>13741323
Things haven't gotten as bad as they could have yet.
The shitposters work in shifts, and things will get much worse in a few more hours.

>> No.13741340

>>13741323
I can't wait to see you jaded, broken, bruised and full of bitterness and hate.

>> No.13741342

>>13741323
Comparatively it's much more tame here at any given moment on average, especially after today. Even if we do have our outburst. It tends to ramp up the closer you get to the weekend though, same general pattern with the time of day too.

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13741343

I for one enjoyed myself. Maybe good things can happen sometimes.

>> No.13741346

>>13741327
>Don't update the thread for a couple hours while you work on a greentext here and there during downtime
>Finally post it
>Right in the middle of a shitstorm
>No one reads it
>No one replies

>> No.13741347

>>13740530
The only thing you're right about is 'ailing'. Why couldn't I get some kinda mge sex cold instead? Then again I'm not sure how wise mixing the two is.
>Cumming phlegm

>> No.13741348
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>>13741307
Gas the jews
Race war now

Thanks. I'm enjoying it so far

>> No.13741349
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>>13741323
Value that purity and naive nature anon.

Make sure not to follow any spider cows that offer you candy.

>> No.13741350

>>13741346

>You don't want to post it again later because then it'll feel like you're attention whoring.

>> No.13741352

>>13740638
THERE'S A WALLET TO YOUR HEAD
AND COOKIE FLAVORED ICECREAM IN HER EYES

>> No.13741356

>>13741347
>Cumming phlegm
What? No, you got it backwards.
>hacking up cum
Your waifu would be right there to comfort you after every coughing fit. Isn't that sweet?

>>13741350
That's why you read the last hundred posts or so to get a feel for the thread's current state.

>> No.13741358

>>13741350
Post it later if you have to.

>> No.13741360

Latenight/Newguy, can you draw a Holst, Wurm, Ushi, and Kiki dressed up as cheerleaders and cheering on an Anon to continue writing?

>> No.13741365

>>13741360
>an Anon
Why not many anons?

>> No.13741367

>>13741360
I think its better to request from a specific artist if they're actually taking requests.

>> No.13741368

>>13741365
That anon is meant to represent the writefags in general.

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>>13741308
>minimal shitposting.
Anon, you're so adorably new and innocent that I want to give you a chaste hug.

>> No.13741372
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13741372

I need to know. People just answered my question with a question last time. We all know MGs love the manbatter, so would you, or would you not, let your waifu EAT. YOUR. Cumrag?

>> No.13741374

>>13741372
I don't use rags or tissue.

>> No.13741377

>>13741372
No, that's disgusting.

>> No.13741378

>>13741352
BUT YOU CAN DO CUDDLE-JITSU
HEADPAT TINY LITTLE SHIA LEWURM

>> No.13741380

>>13741372

But if I had a MG waifu I wouldn't be using a rag at all would I?

>> No.13741381

>>13741349
Do not listen to this poster. Spidercows have the best candy.

>> No.13741383

>>13741372
If she starts chewing on my blankets I'll just tell her to get it from the source.

>> No.13741386

>>13741369
I'm scared now.

>> No.13741387

>>13741372
What sort of a monster would do that? Why aren't they feeding her straight from the source? Why are they letting their precious seed be stained and dilluted by dry, tasteless tissue?

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>>13741372
>Busy day at work
>Come home
>Your cockroach waifu is eating your tissues

>> No.13741393
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>>13741348
Thanks for reading, anon. Hope you enjoy it.

>> No.13741395

>>13741386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--hMJPUBwMc

>> No.13741400

>>13741380
Anon, you're among friends. Sorta.

>>13741377
But, it's your taste. She wants that tart, marinated piece of cloth with your essence. You feed it to her from the tap anyway. So what's the problem?

>> No.13741404

>>13741391
>that panel with her in S&M gear

I would hate myself after, but she needs a good raping.

>> No.13741409

>>13741404
Show me.

>> No.13741410

>>13741391
So how is that manga?
Is it fun?

>> No.13741413
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>>13741386
Just ignore funposting when it comes and focus on stuff you like.
Or pretend that all the funposting is done by cute Trolls, it might help.

>> No.13741418

>>13741413
Is there a tiny bird's nest in her hair?

>> No.13741419

>>13741404
She's almost been raped twice already, give the poor dyke a break.
>>13741410
It's fun. Generic shounen focused on people with powers of bugs and the main girl is autistic moe.

No actual monster girls though.

>> No.13741420

>>13741387
Monster with refined palates. Mothgirls definitely.

>> No.13741424

>>13741418
No, just flowers and mushrooms.

>> No.13741426

>>13741419
>give her a break

Oh I'm gonna give her the break allright.

>> No.13741428

>>13740514
Not doing any writing because of a video game I tried.

>> No.13741430

>>13741391
more like stuck in the roach motel

>> No.13741431

>>13741424
Hmm, guess those egg like thing next to the red mushroom are just some funky fungus/plants.

>> No.13741432

>>13741418
Nah, just an aphrodisiac smorgasbord.

>> No.13741433

>>13740784
I think it's just a backwards watch strap, anon.

>>13741378
LEGENDARY FIGHT WITH SHIA LEWURM
NORMAL TUESDAY NIGHT FOR SHIA LEWURM
YOU TRY TO THROW A KISS AT SHIA LEWURM
BUT CUTENESS IS GROWING FAST IN YOUR SWEET HEART

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>>13740514
Right here, enjoying waking much earlier than I wanted because of the heat and sweating a waterpark.

>> No.13741438

>>13740514
I could try, i've only written one good story though

>> No.13741443

>>13741413
I wish I could enjoy Trolls but those ears and feet are just too damn ugly

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13741446

>>13740514
Trying to convince myself to write maid profiles in this heat.

It's not working.

Anyone got a name fit for a classy acting vampire who is a nerd deep in her heart?

>> No.13741447

>>13741267
Well fuck, Sentai Filmworks did license it.

Dub is confirmed to be awful in that regard.

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>>13741438
Try what?

>> No.13741450

>>13741446
Marion.

>> No.13741451

I swear, why is it trying to tell people the Cerea date chapter was shit harder than trying to tell a wall to move

>> No.13741452

>>13741446

Dorothy was the first name to pop into my head. So that.

>> No.13741453

>>13741446
Alison, after the domme from Sunstone.

>> No.13741454

>>13741446
Bel like Belmont

>> No.13741457

>>13741451
The whole manga is shit, who cares
What happened in that chapter that you hate it so much?

>> No.13741459

>>13741447
Today, I will remind them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a1sY-l68Aw

>> No.13741460

>>13741451
Because you're a dumb dumb who needs to shut up.

>> No.13741463

>>13741443
I see grammatically correct words in your post, but they make no sense.

To each his own. I think the ears are lovely and made for nibbling and the hands and feet are simply scaled up a bit so they can have a moe complex about them.
Along with a booty handle with a cute tuft at the end and the bountiful form Trolls are pretty high on my list.

>> No.13741464

>>13741459
Jessica Calvello could do way better than that.

>> No.13741467
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>>13741459
Why.
WHY.

>> No.13741469

>>13741457
Cerea looked like a complete Moron and did nothing badass despite being hyped as a warrior since her inception

>> No.13741470

>>13741459
>>13741467
Guys, please. I grew up with the Finnish dub of Digimon, this was nothing compared to that.

>> No.13741472

>>13741433
SHE'S DODGING EVERY PAT
SHE TILTS TO THE LEFT
YOU COUNTER TO THE RIGHT
AND HUG HER 'ROUND THE NECK
YOU'RE GIVING HER SOME UPSIES
YOU JUST BROUGHT A SMILE TO SHIA LEWURM

>> No.13741473

>>13741463
I like the hands, but the feet just look wrong. I even tend to like big feet, but hers just look like they shouldn't be as big as they are. It's like someone just upscaled a normal human woman's foot and then cut off a toe.
But if we're talking big feet I'd rather just go all the way. Like, say, a salamander or a dragon. Or Thomas Yeti with a human face

>> No.13741476

>tfw you will never make bank working in a restaurant in MGC
http://exhentai.org/g/802965/c6f7b1f886/

>> No.13741477

>>13741454
Or Bella from Twilight.

And now we can't use it.

>> No.13741480

>>13741473
>Thomas Yeti with a human face
You hatin' on cute tusks, son?

>> No.13741483

>>13741480
>tusks
Notto thisu shitto agen.

>> No.13741484

>>13741476
RIGHT IN THE FETISH HOLY SHIT

>> No.13741490

>>13741472
She topples to the floor, bringing you with her,
You wrap your arms around her her, and bury your face in her neck,
You've finally cuddled Shia LeWurm

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13741491

I really like White haired MGs.

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>>13741308
>Lot's of posts with minimal shitposting

Do you like any monstergirl in particular

>> No.13741493

>>13741343

Miia is exceptionally cute.

>> No.13741495

>>13741343
Could've been better, but it wasn't bad. I was relieved that they kept Kimihito's white out eyes though.
I don't know what I expected from the ED, but it wasn't MON preforming a Hard Rock number.

>> No.13741496

>>13741495
I'm glad MON is with us right from the start. Here's hoping we get filler with them.

>> No.13741498

>>13741470
How bad was it? It couldn't be grabbing random people off the streets to voice the characters bad, right?

>> No.13741500

>>13741491
You have good taste anon.

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>>13741500
There's just something so likable about it.

>> No.13741505

>>13741498
It was worse than that, it was "are these real humans or is it just a machine reading it" bad. Sometimes you couldn't tell if the characters were laughing or crying for example.

>> No.13741508

>>13741498
Let's be honest, nothing in this world can ever be Chaos Wars Dub bad, now could it?

>> No.13741511

>>13741496
Jes wanna clothed hotdog / intercrural / paizuri that Manako all night.

>> No.13741512

>>13741505
That's pretty awful indeed.
>>13741508
Do I even want to know what that is?

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>>13741512
You don't.

>> No.13741517

>>13741512
So apparently, they couldn't get real voice actors for the dub, so they got an entire family to play most of the parts instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtC1SzWSXg

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13741519

>>13741409

>> No.13741525

>>13741516
>Lala left out
I guess that makes sense. We're not supposed to know about her at this point in the story.

>> No.13741527

>>13741517
I made it eleven seconds. My god.

>> No.13741529

>>13741512

AHHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pD83hmKjr0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCDFDtJooOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlMfzl_idYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4owHwZzuAD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16elsWbsJsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgjhpFLKmr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7mmon05PwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA1M7-cDrJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNvAf17gwsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc1iA_wgmf4

WELCOME TO HELL

>> No.13741530

>>13741525
You'd think they would make a Majin Suu joke.

>> No.13741531

>>13741527
I didn't even make it nine.

>> No.13741536

>>13741519
If only it weren't just there for show.

>> No.13741541

>>13741519
Where is muh latex kikimora loli dicking

>> No.13741545

>>13741480
My issue lies more with the nose.

>> No.13741547
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13741547

Would you join a dastardly, lewd monmusu terrorist in her battle against Paladins?

>> No.13741550

>>13741541
That comes later, don't you worry.

>> No.13741551

Would you team up with a group consisting of humans and mamono to stop the faceless male menace?

>> No.13741552

>>13741529
How did people play a full game of this?

>> No.13741556

>>13741547
I'd use my penis to convince her to quit fighting and just fuck me all day

>> No.13741558

>>13741547
>>13741551
Are these two related to each other somehow?

>> No.13741561

>>13741552
On mute.

>> No.13741563

>>13741552

I think there is a option for a japanese dub in that game.

>> No.13741566

>>13741551
You're not going to convince me to fight the faceless men any sooner than you're going to convince me to fight Shuma Gorath, the Anti-monitor or Cain in V:tM. They're probably going to do something horrible like alp me against my will and then mindbreak me.

>> No.13741568

>>13741558

Faceless male paladins.

>> No.13741569

>>13741547
I'd report her to the authorities.

>> No.13741571

>>13741556
You need to use your heart for that, anon. A lewd monstrosity like her probs has both holes filled with rotors at all times, ostensibly to use as weapons against the Paladins.

>> No.13741576

>>13741568
Paladin's aren't bad, under those cold emotionless helmets are normal men who want to love

>> No.13741579

>>13741551
>>13741547
I'd join neither. I just wanna lie on a hammock in my porch and nap all day. Like, why do you people gotta fight, man?

>> No.13741580

>>13741576
Want, but will refuse it for love leads to mercy, and mercy is weakness.

>> No.13741584

couldn't you be a paladin of a god that encourages coexistence?

>> No.13741590

>>13741579
>Napping on your hammock
>Werekitten from next door wanders in while you're napping
>Curls up on your stomach for her own nap

>> No.13741592

>>13741584
If we're going by D&D rules, yes. Paladins don't all have to worship the same god.

>> No.13741595

>>13741584
Yes. Not all Paladins are part of the kill happy and antagonistic Order.
If you wish for true peace and coexistence, then join Hathor's or Eros' groups.

>> No.13741597
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>>13741517
>Karen
>Uru
>Nicole
>that lisp in YURI's voice

>> No.13741601

>>13741592
But how many gods would want paladins in the first place? Also Cartman said Jews can't be paladins.

>> No.13741604

>>13741584
Well sure, but if you're good and understanding, you wouldn't be a paladin anymore.

>> No.13741606

>>13741595
>Eros paladin
He has two swords. One in his sheath, one in his wife. Both are for teaching love.

>> No.13741607

>>13741604
arn't they suppose to be heros of justice or something

>> No.13741609

>>13741584
It's going to be tiresome explaining to the monstergirls why you're not simply joining their side since your goals are similar.

>> No.13741611

>>13741595
I wish for a cute Succubutt Paladin

>> No.13741613

>>13741607
No, a paladin smacks moors over the head and fights to reclaim land for Christian Spain.

>> No.13741614

>>13741590
I approve this, though I'd find it kinda odd if a werekitten suddenly showed up and napped with me as if I were a long-time friend.

>> No.13741616

>>13741601
Like >>13741595 said, Hathor, or Eros.
Maybe Amaterasu and Ra as well.
If you wanted to be a Blackguard you could go with Apep (That is her name, right?), Set, or the Fallen God.

>> No.13741617

>>13741614
>from next door
I'd assume you know each other, unless you're a hermit.

>> No.13741618

>>13741607
They can be, but they might not always be.
A true hero of justice would not sit idly by in some temple as injustice goes on in the world. He would travel around the world, dispensing justice and saving innocents.

>> No.13741620

>>13741618
>, but they might not always be.
why not?

>> No.13741624

>>13741597
What's that gif from, it looks familiar.

>> No.13741626

>>13741617
I guess I am some kind of hermit because I've never really bothered to talk to my neighbors...

>> No.13741629

>>13741620
Because they're still people. Man is born with both the capacity for good and evil, and will have to choose for himself witch path he takes.
And at the end the true judge of his actions will be himself.

>> No.13741630

>>13741624
Chuunibyou, second season. Best girl who suffered far too much.

>> No.13741634

>>13741629
>And at the end the true judge of his actions will be himself.
like that one episode of red dwarf?

>> No.13741635

>>13741620
Because they'll take the whole "righteous" thing too far and start forcing their brand of justice on people who are happy enough just innocently acquiring husbands.

Fucking paladins.

>> No.13741637

>>13741584
Swedish paladins?

>> No.13741640

I want to be a traveling knight who is almost never seen without his armor on and tries to help make a world of co-existence by helping humans and mamono but leave and silently decline any reward they might try and give me to go elsewhere.

>> No.13741646
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>>13741617
>unless you're a hermit
>Busy being in a monastery
>That late loli angel nun in the cell next door keeps bothering you
>Always wants to play with the rosaries
>Wants to sleep on top of you as penance
>Ends up sleeping on your stone floor at least once a week
>You start getting sinful urges
>One night you lift her habit and nuzzle her soft, silky braid
>She doesn't even notice as you rub her perfect golden blonde hair all over your face and neck
>Suddenly you realize you're rock hard
Would you violate your oath, and maybe some tight nunpussy?

>> No.13741647

>>13741547
Sauce?
Is it from hentai?

>> No.13741654

>>13741646
I'd never take a shitty oath in the first place.

>> No.13741656

>>13741634
Possibly.

>> No.13741658

>>13741551
But I'm the faceless man

>> No.13741659

>>13741640
I want to be an unknown lone traveling knight who helps those in need regardless of race and beliefs, but keep minding my own business, promptly leaving as soon as I do a good deed so I won't be noticed by the population and become some kind of celebrity.

>> No.13741664

>>13740514
Attempting to figure out if I should take my story in a more serious direction or leave it as is.

>> No.13741666

>>13741647
It's Shimoneta fanart

>> No.13741670

All this talk of paladins and not monstergirls makes me think of knights.

Do you think knights of Amaterasu carry paintbrushes as part of their armament?

>> No.13741671
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>>13741635
Fuck you.

>> No.13741672
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>>13741640

I never go anywhere without my protagonist armor.

>> No.13741676

>>13741646
>Getting urges over a girl who's sees you as a father figure
>Not picking her off the stone floor and lying her on a comfy place, tucking her in, before going back to your duties

>> No.13741679

>>13741671
I was ok with everything in that pic until matangos were mentioned

>> No.13741680

>>13741676
>comfy place
I don't think you understand how asceticism works.

>> No.13741689

>>13741680
You didn't give me any hints on that.

>> No.13741690

>>13740514
Here. Writing, slowly, biding my time. SOON.

>> No.13741691
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>>13741666
>Shimoneta
Ah, I saw few pics from that LN
NOT!Mirai is the best girl

>> No.13741693

>>13741689
That's the whole point of a monastery though.

>> No.13741697

>>13741676
>>Getting urges over a girl who's sees you as a father figure
Shouldn't have dat dere kinpatsu if she didn't want to get molested.

>> No.13741698

>>13741659
>>13741640
Literally beta white knights wet dreams
What is going on in this thread

>> No.13741702

>>13741691
Can't be better than the lewd braid'n'glasses knee-length-skirt-wearing goddess of an MC.

>> No.13741705

>>13741659

>be a sunbro
>get summoned by those in need
>engage in jolly cooperation, even with those who are considered sinners. It's not your place to judge.
>as soon as you have finished aiding the person who summoned you, you simply vanish without a trace
>are rewarded with a sunlight medal for your efforts
>toss it, you already have a 99+ pile of the damn things

It's a good life.

>> No.13741708

>>13741698
>Being a good person makes you a beta
Sometimes I wonder what is going on in your head, edge-kun.

>> No.13741710

>>13741698
>implying this isn't /beta general/
kek

>> No.13741713

>>13741705
>You get one Houri wife for each medal you get

Happy End?

>> No.13741715

>>13741702
Just wait until the super pure president tries to rape him.

>> No.13741716

>>13741693
>Asceticism doesn't let you have a comfy place to rest on
>But you start giving in to urges
Some hermit you are, fucking wow.

>> No.13741720

>>13741716
Since when was I in the monastery?

>> No.13741722

>MM game also announced
>Inspired by KanColle
WHELP

>> No.13741723

>>13741720
>"Busy being in a monastery"

>> No.13741725

>>13741713
I think I found my Sun.

>> No.13741726

>>13741716
>implying sleeping with a wooden pillow wouldn't just make your lolilust grow

>> No.13741727
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>>13741705
More sunlight medals means more favor with Amaterasu and her priestesses anon.

>> No.13741730

>>13741723
I just told the one guy he didn't get how asceticism works because he thought he'd have a comfy place to put the girl in.

>> No.13741732

>>13741722
Source?

>> No.13741734

>>13741722
Kancolle has a game? I thought it was like Touhou, where it's just talking about themed girls all day.

>> No.13741736

>>13741732
ANN so far.
It's far fetched, but you never know with Japan...

>> No.13741737

>>13741730
The comfy place is your lap, anon. She can flagellate by impaling herself on your cock if she likes, too.

>> No.13741742

>>13741734
But Touhou does have games you mongrel.

>> No.13741745

>>13741722
I wonder if we'll get multiple girls of each race much like kancolle has multiple girls in each class of ship.

Glad to see Crabman being so successful though.

>> No.13741748

>>13741734
Kancolle has a waifu collection simulator in the guise of a mediocre browser game.
My main question is whether or not the gae is going to be in English as well as Nip, or if it's going to be like Kancolle where they have a NO FILTHY GAIJIN ALLOWED policy.

>> No.13741750

>>13741742
Liar. It's all about the themed girls. They just make games based off of them.

>> No.13741751

>>13741745
It's also an Online game. It will be a real war of waifus.

>> No.13741754

>>13741750
But it DOES have games.

>> No.13741755

>>13741754
Pfft. Yeah right.
Next you'll tell me Dumpire got an anime.

>> No.13741756

>>13741751
>war of waifus
If only we had Orson Welles to read it on the radio.

>> No.13741759

>>13741742
-----The Joke---->

Your head

>> No.13741760

>>13741755
Bwaka anon.

>> No.13741761

>>13741756
Yep.

Basically the game, which is being done by the KanColle guys, is a "Raise your waifu as her Homestay" thing. I really wonder how this would work online.
Also it features a lot of original monsters, or so it says. Oya hit the jackpot it seems. I bet KC is crying and hugging his Bapho Fumo.

>> No.13741762

>>13741759
Fuck your shitty jokes goddamn I'm so fucking mad go fuck yourself

>> No.13741764

>>13741755
>Dumpire got an anime
The Tsukihime anime joke got old years ago btw. End of the Transmigration best song.

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>>13741722
It looks pretty nice.

>> No.13741767

>>13741756
>It is now know that at the beginning of the 21st century we were being watched by intelligences lewder than man's, yet as mortal as his own.

>> No.13741769

>>13741766
Is this a build your own harem adventure or something?

>> No.13741771

>>13741766
Oh my.

>> No.13741775

>>13741766
Might play it from the looks of it.

>> No.13741776

>>13741766
I hope this is real. I would play it.

>> No.13741778

>>13741766
Monster girls and shitty grindan games, my greatest weaknesses.

>> No.13741779

>>13741776
It comes out this year too.

>> No.13741784

>>13741766
I just hope it doesn't have a perma death mechanic like most other kancolle clones on dmm. I mean I've never lost a kanmusu in all my time playing but still, losing a Lamia waifu would be heartbreaking.

>> No.13741787

>>13741722
>>13741766
are kancolle games fun? looks like a vn to me

>> No.13741788

>>13741779
That's even better.

>> No.13741790

>>13741787
They're addictive. The fanbase isn't exactly bright though.

>> No.13741794

>>13741766
This is not the first time I've seen a winged lamia. What's up with those? Are they based on a mythological creature?

>> No.13741797

>>13741794
Flying snakes? People have probably imagined those for ages.

>> No.13741801

>>13741794
Might just be some sort of Demonic Lamia or Chimera.

>> No.13741802

>>13741794
Quetzacoatl.

>> No.13741811

>>13741794
We have even our own OC, anon.

>> No.13741812

>>13741794
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melusine
End card for the first episode confirms it.

>> No.13741813

>>13741794
Based on the anime's little descriptions of monstergirls at the end, it might be a Mulusine.

>> No.13741835
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13741835

I miss him.

>> No.13741838

>>13741835
The truly primising ones always disappear misteriously before they reach the maximum potential and change the world.

Fucking CIA, man.

>> No.13741847

>>13741835
I never even got one.

Feels bad man.

>> No.13741848

>>13741838
At least there's the guy doing maids and mistresses. I hope he let us applying to be a butler husbando soon.

>> No.13741850

>>13741797
Sure, but are they a thing people just come up with repeatedly or are they based on a cultural myth?

>>13741802
Too few feathers.

>>13741812
>>13741813
Aha! Will look into that.

>> No.13741860

>>13741766
Well fuck me.

>> No.13741870

>>13741848
I hope panty quest anon isn't dead...

>> No.13741875

>>13741870
Panty quest?

>> No.13741880

>>13741875
The anon who writes about how to steal every species' panties at university.
http://pastebin.com/u/PantyQuest

>> No.13741900

>>13741766
do you have more info of this? never got into kancolle but I can do some sacrifices for monstergirls

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>>13741812

>> No.13741922

>>13741910
>Their wings aren't strong enough to lift them
>Making them useless
Well...

>> No.13741927

You wouldn't kiss a pregnant Alp's tummy would you?

>> No.13741929

Holy shit I knew that /a/ threads would be bad once the anime aired, but not this bad.

>inb4 watching EMGshit
I don't care it has monstergirls

They're still use /jp/ threads as boogeyman, but I'm starting to think it's always the same 1/2 guys

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>>13741922
I guess they serve the benefit of tail coils + wing burrito cuddles.

>> No.13741934

>>13741910
>those scaly arms
eww, gross
echidna a shit

>> No.13741935

>>13741930
>All coiled up plus wing blanket
I wasn't aware of how much I wanted this before now.

>> No.13741936

>>13741929
Unsurprising.

Although they ARE pretty similar to us based on observation.

>> No.13741939

>>13741929
>The same 1/2 guys
>Ever vigilant, warning /a/ of the dangers of /jp/ doing...things.
>Like that one dude who protects our threads from Bromont and his...villainy and shit
These are the heroes 4chan needs but doesn't deserve.

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>>13741929
There are even animeonlyfags complaining about Darling using the blank eyes, for fucks sake

>> No.13741948

>>13741939
They're just in it to shitpost I guess?

>> No.13741953

>>13741944
>animeonlyfags
Only a single episode has aired though.

>> No.13741959

>>13741953
its a mindless meme at this point

>> No.13741966

>>13741929
Whatever, as long as they keep most of the newfags contained.

>> No.13741969

>>13741953
accusations of being animeonlyfag were thrown before the anime even aired.

>> No.13741970

Your monster girl waifu has your most hated fetish and wants you to appeal to it! What do you do!?

>> No.13741977

>>13741929
>Holy shit I knew that /a/ threads would be bad once the anime aired, but not this bad.
you're exaggerating

>> No.13741979

>>13741970
I get a waifu who doesn't have shit taste.

>> No.13741982

>>13741929
>They're still use /jp/ threads
no they don't

>> No.13741983

>>13741969
Well when the anime was announced there were people saying they would watch the anime but not read the manga. Maybe it was just false flagging, I don't know.

>> No.13741987

>>13741982
Open the most recent thread and see it by yourself.

>> No.13741992

>>13741970

"Still better than a human girl."

>> No.13741995

>>13741970
B-but my most hated fetish is snuff

>> No.13741998

>>13741970
So, she wants me to fuck other girls or she wants me to see how she fucks other guys? Either way she wouldn't be my waifu to begin with because I'd tell her to fuck off pretty quickly.

>> No.13742001

>>13741922
>making a melusine blush while telling her useless wings are cute

>> No.13742002

>>13741766
I AM THE BONE OF MEIN COCK

>> No.13742013

>>13741835
I got a Land Shark girl in one of these, and I've made a point of adding it to any writing I do.

>> No.13742018

>>13741970
I wouldn't be with someone who had such a shit fetish to begin with. If I were in a relationship with someone as sexual as a MG I would make sure we laid all our fetishes out on the table, and I would leave her without a second thought if she developed that one and wanted me to engage in it.

>> No.13742029

>>13742013
>Land Shark
What

>> No.13742030

>>13741987
Not him, but yeah, it's pretty shitty alright.
Why Loen hangs out there, I will never understand.

>> No.13742034

>>13742030
He likes EMG and he, as many of us, came from /a/. I don't see the problem with it.

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13742035

>>13742029
DnD bullettes
Or like Aggron from pokemon, if you're into that.

>> No.13742040

>>13741880
This is incredible.

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13742046

>>13742029
He probably means this.

>> No.13742048

>>13741880
This legitimately made me want to start a panty collection.

>> No.13742052

>>13742034
Agreed.

>> No.13742058

>>13741835
>>13742046
These were good, even when I didn't ask for one I liked to read them.

>> No.13742059

>>13742034
>wanting to go back to /a/, ever
Literally faggot tier.

>> No.13742064

>>13742046
I did, thanks.

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>>13742058
I still remember when I got pic-related way back when.

>> No.13742075

>>13742034
It's not really a problem. It's just, I'd rather waifu a mindflayer, than go to the EMG threads.

>> No.13742079

>>13742068
I feel like reading the profiles again; is there a key word or something I can use to look for them in the archive?

>> No.13742080

>>13742075
That's because mindflayers are olev.

>> No.13742081

>>13742075
That's not saying much, since Mindflayers look like the attractive Ara type.

>> No.13742085

>>13742080
>mindflayers are olev
Brainwashed shill detected.

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>>13742079
Type in the post number, and go on from there.
>>13742081
Damn straight.

>> No.13742093

>>13742085
C'mon anon. My waifu's got a really nice sister, all you have to do is trust her...

>> No.13742094

>>13742080
>>13742081
>That's not saying much
Since I consider them beneath matangos, I think it does.

>> No.13742099

>>13742094
I'm so sorry for your terrible taste anon, but don't worry, the nurses at mindflayer hospital will cure that for you. Aren't they nice?

>> No.13742108

>>13742093
>trusting a monster
>ever
This explains your current predicament.

>> No.13742111

>>13742108
What predicament anon? I'm perfectly happy with my waifu, and you can be too, if you only let her in...

>> No.13742112

Would mindflayers be good for soldiers with PTSD?

>> No.13742113

>>13742088
>That face
I hate to say it, but her expression makes me think of a pig in this image.
That's not a good thing.

>> No.13742115

>>13742094
I don't think you should be talking about taste anon.

>> No.13742118

>>13742113
I think her face looks fine.

>> No.13742119

>>13742111
>I'm perfectly happy
At least, that's what you think...

>> No.13742121

>>13742112
Post-war trauma is more than just memory, Anon. They'll come back the moment he asks somebody where all his friends went.

>> No.13742123

>>13742119
Does that not make it the truth?
What is reality, if not perception?

>> No.13742125

>>13742115
Meant for >>13742099

>> No.13742131

>>13742112
Yes.
Though on a moral sense it might be wrong to just wipe their memories clean of, say, a good friend dying horrificly on the battlefield, what they can do is maybe change memories around.

Like instead create a memory of said friend getting fatally shot in battle, but saved from dying on the battlefield. Instead they die in the medic's care, while there were still words of encouragement to survive to be had.

>> No.13742140

>>13742123
>things are only real if I perceive them
I have bad news for you anon, and so does your doctor.

>> No.13742144

>>13742118
I think it's the mouth that's making me say that.
If the artist changed the mouth, then maybe...

>> No.13742148

>>13742140
What I meant was, if I think I am happy, then how am I not happy?

>> No.13742156

>>13742148
Oh, you are certainly happy if you think you are.

But when it comes to brainwashing, you yourself might not be the best judge.

>> No.13742159

>>13739505

T-thanks?

I'm not sure why you thought that was something worth saving in pastebin, though.

>> No.13742161

>>13742156
But what does it matter if you were "brainwashed" or not, as long as you are happy with the situation?

>> No.13742164

>All these people forcing the NTR enthusiast brainwasher idea on Mindflayers
>All these people who are like "She's fine, anon, it's not like she's currently in my ear right now," and might as well be falseflagging the idea
I just want to like monster girls. Is that really so wrong?

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>>13742164
No, just ignore the roleplaying fags.

>> No.13742177

>>13742161
God, I hope you're just pretending.

>> No.13742179

>>13742172
>roleplaying

>> No.13742180

>>13742177
Maybe
The question remains, though.

>> No.13742183

>>13742161
Anon I'm what some people calls a traitor and not even I can be that dense

>> No.13742184

>>13742164
>forcing
It's canon, deal with it.

>> No.13742187

>>13742172
I wonder where monorus is now.
I must commission him.

>> No.13742190

>>13742180
>spoiler
I don't see how you can defend that on any moral scale.

>> No.13742195

>>13742184
Threadcanon, maybe.

>> No.13742196

>>13742164
So long as it isn't Cait you are free to like any of them. Disregard the faggots pushing shitty ideas of theirs, as always.

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>>13742184
>caring about canon/threadcanon

>> No.13742202

>>13742159
I like to collect every story or greentext above a certain size into a favorites folder of mine for the sake of posterity.

>> No.13742204

>>13742200
Back into the box with you.

>> No.13742206

>>13742183
What? Can't a guy shove his existentialist horror through other peoples throats anymore?>>13742190
>moral level
The level of happiness of course. Honestly, the more I think of it, the more a life of flayed bliss sounds better than one of natural despair.

>> No.13742208

>>13742206
Well, enjoy the kool-aid you didn't order, I guess.

>> No.13742210

>>13742113
Some Orcs are less fortunate and end up turned into Mindflayers

>> No.13742222

>>13742210
What can a P'Orcflayer do to find a husband?

>> No.13742230

>>13742222

Play her ass like bongos with her hair tentacles and sproink her own tail?

>> No.13742240

>>13742230
I want to drum out a funky beat on a P'Orc's ass.

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