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>>13770747
Do spiders kill roaches? I dont mind smaller ones of the former, but I'm fucking terrified of the latter.

>>13770767
I think it takes a nasty spider to kill an adult roach.

>>13770767
The big scary spiders only kill roaches. I sae it once, i have nightmares about it

>In our house, we enlist help from spiders -- specifically Huntsman spiders (Heteropoda venatoria) -- to keep our house as cockroach-free as possible.
No thank you

I have been leaving the spiders alone.

>Arachnophobic
>Have a cute girl over for dinner one night
>See a cockroach in the kitchen
>Oh god the girl I brought home is going to think I'm disgusting
>Spiderbro darts out from under the cabinets and grabs it
>I freak out and go to stomp on him
>He looks up at me
>I hesitate
>He pulls the roach under the counter and kills it for me
>Alright, fine, he can stay
>He killed bugs for me all year. Hell, he killed other spiders for me too
>I would drop bits of meat on the floor for him to eat
>We became fast friends
>Dark and stormy night
>Burglars break into my flat
>Tackle the first one, but the second one pulls a gun and points it at my face
>Prepared to die
>Look up
>Spiderbro is on the ceiling
>Drops onto burglar's face, bites his eye
>Burglar freaks out and starts flailing around
>I grab the gun
>Girlfriend calls the cops
>Police come, arrest burglars
>I spend the next day looking for spiderbro
>No sign of him
>Check his home, see a pile of roaches he killed and wrapped up, never ate them just killed them for me
>Spiderbro gave his life for me
>Never forget

>>13771586
This story is kind of unbelievable but kind of nice.

Also, why are you interacting with girls?

>>13771586
Who are you quoting?

>>13771590
/v/ from like 2010

>>13771597
Nice

Any spider I find in the house I capture and release outside.

That way my roommate won't kill them and they can eat plenty of bugs outside.

I just flushed one down my shower drain.

>>13771761
Flushing them down drains is the best way to kill them.

If they were as cute as Yamame I'd raise a hundred of them.

Sure is a lewd spider.

Spiders are way too lazy.

I leave the spiders alone if they're out of the way, but there's so many of them it doesn't really matter when I kill a few. Only pest problem I have right now is ants.

>>13771696
Capture and release your roommate instead

She better take care of THIS

*prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

>>13771586
Who are you quoting?

I always keep my spiders around. They're the best. They just chill on my desk and watch me play video games, and kill shitty bugs. Never wake up with any bites. They're like indoor bats. I keep bats outside, too.
People who are afraid of or kill either are shit.

>>13773357
Bats are cool as shit. I see them flitting around at dusk. I think most people here don't even remember they exist. When you say you keep bats do you mean you have a bat house?

>>13773357
I can't help it, they're just so scary looking and fast and can jump and stuff. And they disappear as soon as you take your eyes off of them and you spend a couple minutes looking for them and find them on the other side of the room. Scary!

>>13773803
Sometimes the bugs and animals in your home are your only friends

>>13773822
I think I'd rather be friendless.

There was this huge spider in my house last night so I got some tissue paper and grabbed it. I could hear it pop as I squished it.

>>13773357
Are you a vampire?
Or perhaps a witch?

I wanna hatch more cute little Yamames!

>>13773973
Are you saying you want her to lay her eggs inside of you? That's kind of queer of you.

>>13774009
Only if I get to fertilize the eggs inside of her first!

>>13774009
>>13774232

>>13774290
That's what I like to see. A nice, warming, pseudo-normal human-like pregnancy. Yamame is a good youkai, shame about her disease powers scaring humans away.

Spiders are terrifying but tarantulas are adorable and I want to keep a few as pets. I hope Yamame is fine with that!

>>13774438
You realise hundreds of creepy crawlies will come pouring out of her when she's done, right?

>>13774439
I've never seen anyone with that mix of opinion before

>>13774451
If you let your kids literally walk all over you that early then they'll never respect you.

>>13774451
Does she give birth to youkai spiders like her or normal spiders?

>>13774483
It's because spiders are tiny and creepy and have all those spindly legs. Tarantulas however after covered in cute fuzzy fur and are big enough to be easily seen.

>>13774451
Reminder where you are.
You don't think we'd hundreds of newborn little Yamames?

Dear spiders please kill the ants.

>>13774635
So you don't even like these peaceful cuties?

>>13774702
Those are cute, I wouldn't kill those.

I always capture any spider I see, and if its a harmless one, I set it free behind my desk or something. When I clean behind the furniture I often see dried up mosquitos or flies. Based spiderbros.

The other day I accidentally ripped off one of the legs of a spider I captured with small glass. I had to check if spiders could still survive and hunt while missing a leg. They can fare even with 2 missing legs.


>>13771696
I want to capture and "release" inside.

>>13775155
Translate it webs.

>>13775235

"The pleasure of being cummed inside"

>>13773357
>bats

>>13775484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn8o7uim6DU

I don't know where the spider above my door went.

>>13791959
Should have killed it when you had the chance.

>>13792061
I wanted to watch it.

>>13792061
I'm not sure why a spider disappearing bothers people. It shows the spiders dedication to staying out of your way and not causing you any trouble.

>>13792667
If they really were dedicated to staying out of my way then they would never show themselves!

Yama Mama.

>>13783936
It's happening.

>>13775484
holy shit bats are cute
CUTE

>>13792572
For a while, there was a spider that at the same time every night would patrol my room. I liked watching it follow its little search program even though I felt sorry for it wasting all that energy on my bugless walls.

>>13803413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbTWWWtFFUs

She's gonna take over the world.

>>13774962
Why are they putting a tomato on her butt