/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13775559
First for Ghouls a best blowjob

Fashion.

>>13775559
This is a public service reminder to make more daughters for the next generation of monstesr lovers

You must take it!

>>13775559
What is she?

>>13775580
No! Its dumb looking!

>>13775581
A rare breed of half-cockatrice?

>>13775582
But you must!

>>13775580
Are there more of these with the other Dragons?

>>13775581
A cockatrice ninja I'm assuming, since I found that image by searching for コカトリス on pixiv

>>13775586
No!

Remember to hug an oppai loli today.

>>13775591
Too big.

>>13775580
Am I going to use it to kill my sisters and save the world?

>>13775596
Will you take their men?

>>13775599
Sure why not, they're going to turn into birds anyways

I want a ghost ojou-sama to mindbreak me and turn me into her chevalier!

And I want the whole thing to be illustrated by DATE!

>>13775590
But anon, if you won't take it, who will?

Stop right there, criminal scum! You've violated the law! You have no licence for that cannon in your pants, do you?

>>13775611
You can.

>>13775580
DON'T TEMPT ME FRODO!

>>13775612
I'd give this bitch a cannon.

>>13775618
But what am I going to do with it? You take it.

>>13775580
What is this?

>>13775520
I wrote a story about a guy tasked with caring for a loli oni while her mother goes out for dinner.

It ended about as you'd expect.

>>13775581
MGC's reckoning.

>>13775612
It's more like a pistol really. Why are you so interested in it?

>>13775631
Because her master never let her touch his.

>>13775636
So? She can just buy a night with a gigolo and not harass nice men on the street,

nothing sweeter than makng her turn red from every compliment you give her to watch her melt and fret.
Nothing sweeter except sweet crow love

>>13775647
But that's the thing, she likes virgin boys.

>>13775651
>Alucard
>virgin

>>13775648
I want to tenderly impregnate a crow tengu and cry with joy when I see my newborn crow chick!

>>13775655
Why won't you just let a playa play?

>>13775661
Alucards shota ass was played with extensively.

>>13775651
She can find another virgin boy.

My spider-sense is tingling!

>>13775629
No Leeds, just innocent girls
Who may develop a crush they act on later.
A dragon Loli declaring me part of her hoard
A Loli wurm digging up a 'husband stone' to give me as an engagement gift.
A Loli lich declaring me her chief assistant
A Loli lilim great grandma swinging by to see the 'next addition to the family'

>>13775664
It doesn't count if it's a sultan.
>>13775668
Husband stone?
>Hey mom, how'd you and daddy meet?
>I THREW A ROCK AT HIM!

>>13775667
moo

>>13775667
>Seal off
>That man's pelvis isn't dust
Is it weird that I have a bit of a headcanon that an Ushi-Oni without her seal can only speak the truth? She wouldn't be able to lie about her love for you at all and wouldn't go for anyone but the man she loves.

>>13775668
>A Loli wurm digging up a 'husband stone' to give me as an engagement gift.
>It's a huge-ass sapphire she dug up by chance

>A dragon Loli declaring me part of her hoard
>A Loli lich declaring me her chief assistant
These two though, are made of pure adorable.

>>13775669
>Ushi's have mating dances
>Wurms dig up gems to give to husbands to be
>Dragon just declares you hers.

>>13775676
>Spoiler
I have heard worse headcanons.

It makes sense really. What need would an unbound rapetrain have for lies or deceit?

>>13775658
Just look at her smile.
It's a smile worth dying over.

>>13775676
>spoiler
I really dig it

When will lewd Saiyan girls invade our planet?

>>13775693
When Plague of Gripes draws more of them.

>>13775693
>Yamcha
>Getting any
>Ever
>Even out of pitiful curiosity
Ahahahahahahahahahaha...

>>13775701
Yamcha gets more pussy than anyone!

>>13775707
But Puar is a Cait Sith!

>>13775685
I want to make her happy for the rest of her life!

>>13775707
BEING a pussy does not equate to GETTING some pussy. Come on now anon.

>>13775707
But he can barely talk to girls. Haven't you watched Dragon Ball?

>>13775707
Cat loves food, yeah yeah yeah

>>13775712
Then what about the transforming pussy he lives with? Surely Puarr can be anyone he wants.
>>13775715
How's it feel riding muh Dick?

>>13775693
Fat Monkey butts from outer space!

>>13775726
>Delicious brown
>Sweet ass
>That haircut
>Confident on the outside nervous on the inside
>Military history buff
I want to impregnate her.

>>13775753
She would be incredibly insecure after giving birth to a superior halfbreed.

You are minding your own business when you suddenly hear dirtbikes. Before you can react, mice in tiny motorcycles are circling you and catcalling you in their high pitched squeaking voices. How do you get away with pants intact?

>>13775726
I want a Saiyan waifu!

>>13775761
I remove my pants and throw them beyond the circle of mice.

>>13775761
Push the bikes over.

>>13775761
Grab them by their tails, take them home, tie them up and use them as dakis!

>>13775761
I don't, Maus Bikers are dangerous, better do what they say.

>>13775761
Are they from Mars?

>>13775761
>In
Forget my pants! I help those girls out of their steel cages. What dastardly villain puts cute little mice inside motorcycles and forces the machines to roam around riderless, likely scorching the delicate rodent skin with their blistering metal heat!

>>13775760
And I'd be there to comfort her.

>>13775777
Maybe.

>>13775778
They call him The Rat Catcher.

>>13775761
Call in my tough Chesire Friend to scare them away.

Guys, is Nyanon dead? Please don't be dead Nyanon.

Lizard Girls see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFW1Br_GqoQ

What is their reaction?

>>13775789
No, I've just been distracted by a game. I tend to binge on a new game and my writing gets put to the side for a few weeks.

>>13775786
10/10 mouse waifu, would be her bikerslut and feed her pieces of cheese while she lies back and relaxes after a day of kicking ass and causing mayhem.

>>13775797
What game?

>>13775799
Terraria. Not sure if I should be ashamed of myself or not.

>>13775797
Okay, I feel you on that. It's all I can do to keep Terraria from sucking out my soul.

>>13775806
>>13775807
Ayyy

>>13775806
Well I'm not a person to judge. That and I've never played the damn thing

>>13775806
But that's a good game.

>>13775807
>>13775815
I feel slightly better about it then.

Y'know, normally Onryo types like this freak me out. Even when artists draw them ultra-moe-sexy, I still get unnerved.

Yet here? Nothin'.

>>13775857
It's probably the face or the mario game she's playing. Doesn't look menacing to me either.

>>13775857
Iwata would be proud.

>>13775870
Damn it Anonymous
Just. Damn it

>>13775870
Who do you think gave that to her?

>>13775870
>>13775874
>>13775877
Fuck you guys, I just finished coping.

>>13775629
link?

>>13775881
He's dead anon.

Now Nintendo will slowly die with him.

>>13775881
He dead. Deeeeeeaaaaaad.

>>13775889
>>13775891
Iwata is on Charon's ferry, suffering all the PUN-ishments she can inflict on him.

>>13775892
But anon, Charon isn't real.

He's just rotting in the ground.

>>13775885
Well, if you want.
touchfluffytail.org/?page_id=1549

Was written in a rush. Might go back and fix it up/expand on it at a later date. Maybe.

>>13775895

>>13775898
>TFT
What do you think I am, Bromont?

>>13775901
You're the one who asked for a link anon. That's where it is.

Sorry if it not being on pastebin offends you.

>>13775904
I really don't care either way for TFT, but don't you have a pastebin or something? Why would you post your stuff on some one else's site rather than on your own pastebin?
>inb4 pastebin is some one else's site
You get what I mean tho.

>>13775904
See >>13775978
But whatever. If you have to shill for other sites your story was probably too bad for us anyways.

>>13775978
>>13775989
Well, I do have a pastebin. I just haven't posted that little Red Oni piece on it. Nor do I really intend to. I wrote it for TFT's little writing contest a while back, so thus I'll leave it there. If I ever decide to expand on it though, I'll probably post it on pastebin too.

I don't see either place as "Someone else's site". They're just places to post shit on. There's absolutely no difference to me. Except that TFT is nothin' but MG stuff, allows formatting, and isn't clogged up by ads (Though it is rather cluttered by stuff like the pointless shoutbox, and dozens of links to other stories, author pages, images, etc. Y'win some y'lose some).

>>13775995
>ads
Wut?
>I wrote it for TFT' writing contest
Eh. I guess I get why you'd refrain from binning it then.

>>13776002
>Wut?
Y'know, ads? The little Flash objects embedded at the top, bottom, and side of any given Pastebin page, advertising various crap?

The worst are the ones that pop out into a full video when you scroll over them by accident.

>>13776008
I don't really know what you're talking about man. There's this glowing crystal in my browser that has put up some kind of barrier around my browsing experience and it's been there since time immemorial. I think the elders called it Adeb Lock. So perhaps this ads you speak of exist beyond the barrier?

>>13776008
Not him, but my ad-blocker keeps those from appearing. Hate those kinds of ads anyways. You're all mellow and suddenly "TAMPONS FOR YOUR FLOW" blurts out of the speaker.

Gimme a good name for a Slime who has lived her entire life in the sewers.

>>13776019
trash

>>13776021
Y-you too.

>>13776019
Gomi
It means trash

>>13776027
I guess I'll use that then.

>>13776015
>>13776017
For whatever reason, I could never get ad blockers to work for me, and I just stopped trying at some point.

Woe.

>>13776041
Git gud, son.

>>13776041
Ah, the ancient tomes spoke of this conundrum. the elders had to surpass it too. If I recall my scriptures, the divine remedy was to git gud fgt

>>13776041
As someone who also has trouble from time to time with technology, I feel your pain.

>>13776050
I mean if we're being honest for one moment he probably just never picked out a subscription of filters.

Post a better succubutt.
Protip: There aren't any, so post more of her.

>>13776156
>Succusluts are so shit that the best succuslut is a succuslut that isn't there.
I agree with your taste.

>>13776156
Fuck forgot my pic.

>>13776198
The one from Overlord.

>>13776200
Is she a confirmed succubus?

>>13776202
She had feathery wings, so maybe not.

>>13776198
>Fufufu, time for /ss/
>Molestin little hero boy is awwwright
>Awww shit, he got balls outta nowhere!
>Time for wet fish impression
Nah, I'd prefer one that could enforce the RUUUUURRRRUUUS!

>>13776202
Her base race is an Imp with some racial levels in succubus.

>>13776209
>tfw no Kneesocks gf

>>13776209
He was the descendent of a legendary demon slayer, what was she supposed to do?

I've been gone a couple weeks. I miss anything good?

I saw the two animes are running now but I haven't checked out either of them yet. What is the thread's impression so far?

>>13776223
>two animes
>animes
There are four this season with monster girls

What would be the name of the Skeleton and Slime, now fused together and wearing some armor?
I mean something like a superhero/super villain name.

>>13776233
SKELETON SLIME GIRL, Half skeleton, half slime, half girl. Dastardly denizen of the underworld!

>>13776238
Not even I would use something that dumb.
...or would I?

>>13776233
Lubricated boning?

>>13776245
She can be moe and dumb, and she could have given herself that name. If it's To dumb you can call her SKELETON SLIME GIRL IN ARMOUR

>>13776233
Skattles.

>>13776251
She is moe and dumb, and she does give herself the name. That name is all I need before the update is ready.

>>13776254
Call her SLIMOUR THE SKELEGIRL

>>13776233
You know who else was a slime mixed with a bunch of bones?
Chaos.

>>13776233
Skeleton Jelly

>>13776254
Call her "Canned boners in Gravy" Or "Dicktin the Slimy"

Why not Boned in Goo?

>>13776266
Get out.

>>13776278
Why?

>>13776283
Because you're a bad person who doesn't deserve their fingers.

>>13776233
How about Heavy Metal Queen? Heavy Metal because they're wearing armor, Queen because there's two of them and they could use the royal we.

>>13776290
Didn't you get it? "Boned" sounds like "bound". Get it? It's a pun!

>>13776296
Just stop.

>>13776297
It was a better suggestion than anything else.

>>13776292
Then how about Double Dame?

Forget about the name then, here's an update now, starting at line 63.

http://pastebin.com/JbS3USE1

What is your favourite digimonster girl? Pic __related.

>>13776307
How about "The Canned Calciferous Cock Craver"

>>13776307
You suck Alp.

>>13776311
Yeah, like a fox.

>>13776314
No.

Like a vacuum sucking up crap.

>>13776318
Whatever is your problem?

>>13776318
Wouldn't a vacuum be rather shitty at that?

>>13776325
shop-vac would get it done.

>>13776326
Oh yeah, useful things those. Blows leaves, sucks up drainage floods, and can clean the floors all in one.

>>13775580
>golden tooth
.less could have gone all the way and make a pimp jobberwocky

On this day I have found six four-leaf clovers. Am I not entitled to a waifu now?

>>13776348
Yes.

>>13776355
So why didn't one magically appear into my life? Do I have to full-Cerea and just run around near an intersection with toast in my mouth?

>>13776361
Yes.

>>13776363
The things I do for booty.

>>13776361
You're entitled to beginning the journey of obtaining a waifu.

So yes toast. Which may or may not work. Your predestined path could be getting lost off a hiking trail during the winter in some mountains.

>>13776368
There are no mountains in my country though.

PAPA!

>>13776410
Get out of the pot and put the flower back.

>>13776041
Anon, first you google "Firefox" then you install said "Firefox". Then you google "addblock" click the first link and click the big button that installs said "addblock"

And that's all there is. It also happens to improve your life on the internet quite a bit.

>>13776410
Looks like the Alraune seeds got mixed in with the regular ones again.

>>13776469
That's what you get for jerking off into flowerpots.

>>13776472
A cute flower daughteru? Better keep it up then.

>>13776479
>Shh, let's not wake up Daddy!
Uh-oh. You stud, you.

>>13776483
They're born with clothes?

>>13776489
Yes, just like touhous

I want to be like Indiana Jones, except instead of a whip I want a mini wurm that is unusually long.

>>13776522
Long Wurm is loooooooooooong?

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2772750

Too bad about the inhuman pussy, she looks nice otherwise.

>>13776542
>Inhuman
Nigger what? That's pretty human looking.

>>13776542
>Rachnee
>inhuman pussy
That's not how it works

>>13776542
>inhuman
You what?

>>13776542
>Too bad
I don't see nothing wrong with it, but hey, if you don't want her, then YOINK!

>>13776542
I want her to leglock me as I cum balls deep in her womb.

>>13776564
>leglock
You mean pedipalplock.

>>13776567
I mean both.

>>13776550
>>13776556
Her pussy is mostly on her spider part. That's not terribly appealing.

>>13776574
It's between her pedipalps, on her pelvis you dolt.

>>13776570
Dragons, huh? I just tripled the length of this paste. New from line 14. It's still below 2k words.

http://pastebin.com/L8bM4EVz

>>13776542
I honestly hate how much they tried to make Rachnera look as human-like as possible with the anime design.
Turning her pedipalps into human legs with amputated feet looks so stupid

Fluffy spiders are the best spiders

>>13776587
But that's exactly how the crab designed her.

>>13776587
I like thicker thigh like pedipalps. Just like I like thicker thigh like legs on harpies and kikis. I love me some thighs man.

>>13776585
I'm yet to read it, but I'll preemptively assert that any black dragons in it are slutty lizards.

>>13776593
Well, then fuck the crab too, because pulling shit like that just makes the human portion look disconnected from the rest. And I get that that's probably what he was going for because people only want to see the human half anyway, but still.

>>13776599
Well she does rub some saliva on a man she meets for the first time.

>>13776594
The thickness isn't the problem. It's her having human skin on her pedipalps so they look more like human legs with chitin stockings of sorts.

>>13776600
I agree with you that it looks disconnected from the red. For starters lamias and arachnes should never have human asses.
But on the other hand Rachnera has leglocking as the default position.

>>13776592
I agree. Is there more fluffy spiders out there?

>>13776610
Sure but she's not very big.

>>13776615
For you

>>13776615
She looks a bit chunky. Spider Girls shouldn't be chunky.

>>13776631
Nothing wrong with cute, chunky palmtop spider girls.

To the guy who did this http://pastebin.com/mxzDLZc7 last night, good job

Do you prefer Land Elves or Sky Elves?

Or maybe even Spess Elves?

>>13776740
All Elves are worth molesting in my eyes.

>>13776740
Thick bushy eyebrows are olev

>>13776805
How do you feel about oppai loli + eyebrows?

>>13776815
behead those who sexualize kaede

>>13776815
>Loli
Don't waste my time.

>>13775680
Dragons are shit romantics.

Trader Anon here, letting everyone know I may not be on time for my story tonight, but it's still happening tonight. 7:30 EDT if on time, probably 8 or 8:30 at latest if not on time

>>13776805
They really are.

>>13776833
That's why we have Jabberwocks. They'll read you a poem or two complimenting you and then declare you hers.

>>13776823
You're here, that means you have time to waste.

>>13776842
It's gonna take more than that.

>>13776851
Alright, three poems and a dinner date after she declares you hers.

>>13776842
I wish Jabberwock didn't have those weird mouth tentacles.

>>13776856
Are you enjoying that vagina you have Alp?

>>13776856
But Anon, the tentacle mouths are cool. They're like if a cat and a tailpussy were crossed together and put on a Dragon!

You can sit in your Jabberwock's lap and stroke them, petting them like a cat, or you can relax and let them blow you off with their powerful and controlled tongues. They have so many uses, and there's two of them instead of just one!

>>13776854
But I don't like being property
I'm not that submissive

>>13776873
But they look creepy and ugly, and I don't want them anywhere near me

>>13776842
What if I don't like poetry?

>>13776854
Do you take me for a slut? At least three dinner dates with poems and a wedding collar.

>>13775680
do any other MGs have mating dances?

>>13776542
Her left arm is short

>>13776882
>wanting to wear a collar
It's all over dude. Embrace your cuckivity.

Finally had a moment where I had enough motivation and inspiration at the same time to finish up Alp Adventures 13. Enjoy!
http://pastebin.com/6iWWi2KM

>>13776888
>cuck

Last year called, they want their shitty old meme back.

>Former rambunctious tomboy witch is rapidly approaching the cake age when her old childhood friend moves in next door
>She always liked him but was too awkward to initiate anything
>She decides to make him finally fall in love with her
>She feeds him love potion after another baked into various foodstuffs and mixed with beer
>It never has any effect
>After a couple of months she's getting desperate, so she just plain gets him drunk as hell at her place and molests him
>In the middle of an nonconsensual reacharound, after a few "I'm comings" and "It feels so goods" he moans he's dreamt about this for 15 years
>She stops mid-stroke in amazement just as he shudders and blow a load all over her kitchen table
>Well fuck, that would explain why none of the potions worked
>While she's trying to decide what to do, he passes out
>The witch can't sleep all night, wondering if he'll remember saying it in the morning

>>13775796
They schlick furiously and are torn between breaking up the fight and raping them both or continuing to watch and having more stuff to schlick to

A human boy passes by and sees what could possibly get the lizardgirls so worked up, and instantly alps

It was amazing

When's the next season of garo anime?

>>13776892
>using a meme to "insult" a meme
>thinking cuck is from last year
>thinking cuck is a newfag term
YA BEEN HERE LONG?

>>13776875
You're driving a hard bargain here, but that's fine. Some Dragons like men who are hard to get. Not all though, so be careful.

Alright, here's the final offer: Four poems, a dinner date before she claims you, one sunset picnic, and she'll let you roll around in her hoard alone for five minutes. Take it or she'll just take you.

>>13776882
Oh, you're just asking for a big tough Dragon girl to love you, huh? I bet you're the kind of person who gets off on being called a good boy while having their head petted, don't you? You like it when a girl stares you in your eyes and showers you with compliments, making you feel like the most important person in the world?

>>13776894
RAPE IS HOT AMIRITE


Well, admittedly this is mgg.

>>13776898
Clearly, he's been here since ye olde /a/ days.

>>13776898
>thinking cuck is from last year

The whole "lelelel ecuck this, cuck that" started last September in an /sp/ thread.

>>13776740
I hope I didn't make Zelda cry when I went with Peatrice.

>>13776894
>he moans he's dreamt about this for 15 years
> blow a load all over her kitchen table
So he is one of that guys with kitchen tile fetish?

>>13776899
>Take it or she'll just take you.
Mneh fine but I'm not wearing a collar unless she wears a collar AND a leash

>>13776904
>>13776906
Not him, but cuck is just the new faggot, does it really matter? No one here is triggered by being called a faggot, right?

>>13776906
I never thought someone could be such a newfag

>>13776889
What a nice thing to wake up to.

>>13776899
>Oh, you're just asking for a big tough Dragon girl to love you
Only if it's an actual big dragon girl. No scaled shorties and that collar better come with a leash.

>>13776882
Is this some sort of anti-edge?

You faggots would never have the balls to wear a collar irl.

Posted it at the end of last thread but P'Orcs is updated with everything since Hirse's rescue

http://pastebin.com/B0H2XaZk

>>13776921
Damn this nigga goes all the way

>>13776918
Here's your reply.

>>13776924
More lack of balls really.

>>13776932
Hey, don't feel bad! Two weeks is the entire lifespan of mayfly!

>>13776873
>or you can relax and let them blow you off with their powerful and controlled tongues
I really don't see how she could make those mouths feel good
They don't even have lips

>>13776928
Awesome, thanks Average.

>>13776939
Wow OK that's just rude. I'm not a Mayfly but not all of them live only two weeks, some can live longer and experience quite a lot. Remember, they have wings. Do you have wings? No, because you're just a fat lonely neet, while that Mayfly you're belittling is out seeing the world, socializing, fucking, living life. That Mayfly is suceeding where you fail, don't insult them.

>>13776924
They don't have monster girls to collar them either irl.

I wish whoremonger would come back into fashion.

>>13776949
No problem
And now I am off to mow

>>13776950
I mean, most mayflys I see are sprayed with hairspray or foam insulation then lit on fire.


Or eaten by fish.

>>13776953
>implying human females aren't the real monsters

>>13776960
That's so deep I need a team of Wurm spelunkers.

>>13776912
>>13776899
I want a story about a dragon trying to seduce a headstrong, independent boy, starting with her simply saying " you're mine " before getting quickly more difficult

>>13777012
>starting with her simply saying " you're mine "
Not a great start if you ask me.

>>13777019
...and then getting turned down, of course.
It's gonna take more than that.

>>13777031
Actually, "something entirely different" is what it's gonna take.

If she thinks I'm one of the filthy sluts, she dumber than a sack of cocks.

>>13777031
These silly young ones, and their caring about what human boys say.
How delightfully quaint.

I'm new here . What are these threads about?

>>13777044
No mate, I'm not hungry.

Thanks for offering though.

>>13777052
Raising a fuss over inconsequential things. Oh yea and monster girls, sometimes.

>>13777044
And yet they are the one's that get husbands.
Checkmate Druella

>>13777056
The rest take them instead. Not seeing the problem.

>>13777052
It's the MGE containment thread with the occasional post about monster girl animes/mangas/doujinshi/stories/cyoas.

>>13777044
Do we have to bring in the dense paladin back?

>>13777052
>not lurking
Either bait or a faggot.

>>13777052
Lurk more faggot

>>13777052
Monster girls. The Monster Girl Encyclopedia's stuff is probably the most discussed, but other things both officially published and doujin works also get varying amount of attention.
Also smut, both drawn and written.

>>13777054
It's a joke, Anon. Not everything is bait.

>>13777044
Fite me worst girl

>>13777043
Then write it anon

>>13777084
>"joke"
>not bait
What are these things that you are saying?
It's like I'm listening to an elder god.

>>13777094
No, you can't make me.

>>13777103
Yes I can

>>13777108
Go on then, give it your best shot.

>>13777096
Don't worry. All you have to do is conduct the ritual and utter the sacred words when the stars align and your feeble mortal mind will be illuminated with the sanity rending knowledge of the ancient ones. Then finally you'll face the maddening realization that not everything around you is bait.
And also that you'll be accidentally crushed underfoot when said ancient ones finally awaken, but that's a different matter.

>>13777111
Write it

>>13777044
You must be furious that you can neither woo nor rape that young man who's ..."tattooed" with anti-pleasure runes.

I want to stumble into the secret lair of the Wonderful Wonder Wurm!

Are you a good, old-fashioned loverboy?

>>13777128
No.

>>13777128
I want to be.

>>13777119
No.

>>13777128
Nope, I'm my own class of wizard called the spaghettimancer.

>>13777128
Sketchkun is great.

Yes.

>>13777122
Paladin, please.

That's the name of a barmaid you got tattooed on your dick while piss drunk.

>>13777118
That's way more effort than I'm willing to put into this.

>>13777138
WRITE IT FAGGOT

>>13777128
Love the image but her left arm is way too small.

>>13777143
It's not really a tattoo, hence the "tattoo".

Think of something that goes a bit deeper and is far more permanent.

>>13777146
I'll swear an oath right now to never write it.

>>13777159
But why? People will love you

>>13777138
Write it. Do it faggot!

>>13777164
Better to be feared, than loved.

>>13777171
You're a random yahoo on the internet no one fears you

>>13777171
But nobody fears you.

Come on, I'd read it. I promise not to laugh, maybe not even call you a faggot and give some constructive input.

All this encouragement to write is indirectly making me want to write.

>>13777171
Alp, if that's you...

>>13777185
just do it

>>13777185
FUCK YEAH WRITE THE STORY ILL EVEN HELP

>>13777178
So you won't mind that I'm standing behind you RIGHT NOW?

>>13777185
You too. Do it!

What did you have in mind, by the way?

>>13777192
I just checked and you're not there
Did you get lost

>>13777186
You'll have to talk to my lawyer about that.

>>13777196
I'm not sure.

It's dark and moist where I am, and I want to go home...

>>13777194
A story featuring a grumpy Akaname janitor.

>>13777197
Just write it. You love big dragon girls, so what's the problem?

>>13777202
That's different. I'd like to see what someone makes of an Akaname.

>>13777201
Write the fucking story u nig and I'll let you go

>>13777204
Cause my "writing" sucks a big fat one?

You do it.

>>13777125
There's no such thing, you dumb-dumb.

>>13777201
MGC Daily headlines: man gets lost inside Sandworm

>>13777204
Probably that it's less big stronk dragons and more big stronk dragons trying to reduce stubborn independent paladins

>>13777214
Stop being a self deprecating pile of misery and hop to it.

>>13777218
*seduce
FUCKIGN AUTOCORRECT

>>13777225
Stop acting like Solidus Alp is the real deal.

>>13777218
I don't see the issue. Even paladins deserve love. Well, some of them.

>>13777225
That's a fact, not self-deprecation.

>>13777230
Fucking Alps and fake Alps, someone just write something. Better yet, everyone who has an idea start writing it this instant.

>>13777230
Whatever you say, Snake.

Also, IT'S NOT OVER YET, BROTHER!!

>>13777239
I already put up two updates today, the hell.

>>13777241
I'm rewatching the E3 demo for TPP. Goddammit he's keeping me waiting, huh.

>>13777242
Back to work, writeslave!

So, were you the one contemplating writing this dragon wooing a stubborn guy story?

>>13777246
No, but my name was mentioned and that summons me.

>>13777246
As long as it doesn't devolve into "Hurr ok, imma go and lose by pride and balls now" hentai logic, I'm game.

>>13777246
I could write it but I'm currently on mobile and usually stick to greentext. I'm fine with proofreading though

Guys help I'm in an abusive relationship with my gf.

She's a Minotaur and thought I was cheating, so she roughed me up and I think she broke a few bones

And before I left I noticed her getting friendly with some random stranger who stumbled into my home

But she won't leave and I'm legally bound to take care of her what should I do

>>13777295
What the fuck are you doing? Cut that shit out.

>>13777295
Get a lawyer.

>>13777295
Call Dr. Mindmelter to take all the bad memories away from the two of you and replace them with overflowing love.

>>13777295
Are you sure she's a minotaur and not an american girl or something

Consider the following: Kunoichi can use crazy ninjutsu skills that border on magic, but they need to recharge their "mana" the old fashioned way.

>>13777321
Just thinking if regular sex can make you a better assassin.

>>13777295
You could start with stopping the rp bullshit.

>>13777315
benis in vagina?

>>13777315
> but they need to recharge their "mana" the old fashioned way.

You lost me.

>'Sup, nerd?
>Nice shirt. Did your mom buy it for ya?
>Hey, dweeb, I'm a few bucks short for lunch. You got me covered, right?
>Psst. Hey. You. Me. Behind the bleachers after school. Be there or be square.
>Are you backtalkin' me? Do you WANT me to take these glasses off? Do you know what'll happen? Yeah? Then shut up and do what I say.
>Hey, do your parents ever, like...yell and hit each other? Y-yeah...mine neither. Forget I said anything.

>>13777295
Yeah, that's your fault for getting friendly with the livestock. Especially that one satyr girl with the fuzzy bush.

Also, is that one birdbrain still hanging around your chicks?

>>13777346
Astonishing Holmes!

>>13777343
I'll call her bluff. She ain't got the stones to petrify me.

I'd still sit and talk with her if she's lonely

>>13777346
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAUGHT THE REFERENCE
Or at least admitted it

>>13777343
Counter bully, by mentioning that children are to blame for 90% of divorces.

>>13777358
That's harsh.

>>13777315
I want to splice a Kunoichi with a Lava Golem

>>13777358
I like this plan

>>13777356
I'm pretty sure EVERYONE got the reference. Giving the expected response is boring.

>>13777361
For what purpose?

>>13777361
You want to splice everything with Lava Golems.

>>13777295
>>13777369
Cheating slut

>>13777343
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

>>13777343
what the fuck is this art? it looks like some scholastic, magic treehouse-ass, kids book art from the 90s. it should be on fucking 1996 Nickelodeon not /jp/.

>This party sucks
>The music is too loud
>My feet hurt
>My eye is drying out. I need my prescription eyedrops.
>I wanna go home and post on /hbg/
>Maybe play some Balloon Fight

>>13777386
It's not Darling's fault that he just makes every girl he looks at instantly wet. It's a horrible curse to live with.

>>13777369
This is why you have a bit of fun with it. Kinda like the Riddler threads on /co/.

>>13777215
That's what you think!
I'll discover the Wonderful Wonder Wurm's identity even if it takes all week!

>>13777404
Please tell me it's the 60's Riddler.

>>13777399
Someone's not getting laid.

>>13777407
And soon you'll be telling me you'll travel through the Black Hole.

>>13777413
The Riddler varies, but it seems reminiscent of the insane troll logic found in the '60s Batman series. It never gets old.

>>13777400
I don't remember the yuki-onna (who is also top tier waifu) being a slut

>>13777431
Hey!
She is a very nice lady for a dark matter!

Anyways, I bet the Wonderful Wonder Wurm is someone important like Hillary Dent or something.

>>13777440
I bet it doesn't. How Robin figured that shit out so easily, I'll never know.
>>13777446
>Hillary Dent
You mean that two-faced Tanuki who became the new district attorney?

>>13777400
However it is her fault that she broke her former boyfriend's everything because he was doing his job.

>>13777445
Or Polt or any of the other secondary girls for that matter

Simon says: Walk Like an Egyptian!

>>13777450
Yeah!
...but then she wouldn't be a wurm unless she was secretly a doppelganger!

You know, I bet it could be Bella Karlo, that doppelganger actor!

>>13777474
Firion has good taste.

>>13777473
Bella just mucks up all her roles, even if she did win the academy awards by a landslide. More like a mudslide.

>>13777470
non

>>13777504
That's not how you play this game, Jimmy!

>>13777486
She just wants to stand out is all, I hear she's sick of getting overlooked when trying of a husband.
I've also heard she's a stick in the mud though so that could be why.

Well, who else could the Wonderful Wonder Wurm be?
Maybe she's secretly a goon for Osvalda Cobblepot, I've heard that Penguin harpy is secretly a mob boss.
A shame because she runs some pretty nice clubs.

>>13777513
Isn't it obvious who Wonderful Wonder Wurm actually is?
Think about it. W.W.W. Who has those initials in MGC?
Wanda Wilmareena Wurmayne, the billionaire playgirl.

>>13777526
Right, the smart and composed Wanda is Wonder Wurm.

That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day.

>>13777526
Wanda?
Please, she's a good girl!
Could you imagine her running around in a suit and mask like that?
She's too busy building werepup orphanages and undead rehabilitation centers to do that.

Although that does bring up an interesting notion.
I heard she used to have a friend called Tammy Elliot, another wurm who's parents almost died in a car accident.
After the car exploded.
And fell off a cliff.
Into the ocean.

>>13777530
I'm telling the truth, dammit! And Lexxie Slutwhore is secretly a super-villain, too! She stole 40 pies, sold them as her own and used the money to buy a bunch of pretty green rocks!

>>13777536
Tammy Elliot is a respected surgeon! This is slander, sir!

>>13777541
Yeah right, and I'm the Demon king.

>>13777556
Well what's that crown for then? Were you crowned Lord of Dance?

>>13777541
You're cooky Anon, everyone know that she's a respectable business woman.
Why would lich like her steal thing like that when she could just buy them?
Next you'll tell me that Clara Kent is Super Momano.

>>13777549
Hey, just a thought.
Still, I'm worried about the rising crime rates in the city.
I've heard some Yukkionna broke into a jewelry shop and froze some guards because her husband is sick or something.

>>13777561
Clara Kent, the intrepid and mild mannered reporter? I heard she'd got a thing for a intern.
>>13777561
Mrs. Freeze doesn't seem to realize that what Norbert needs is some hot fish soup.

>>13777558
Sure, next thing you tell me that my friends are really just my minions.

Enough of your lies.

>>13777573
You don't get to bring friends.

>>13777570
Poor interns.
Poor poor interns.
It can't be easy having a lilim with a crush on you.

And from what I hear, Mrs. Freeze is a pretty bad cook.

Still, I'd rather run into her than that Mad Hatter who's running around putting hats on folks.
I've heard they mind control you but that's just gotta be rumors. She probably is just turning a few girls who are out too late into others like her.
Should send her back to wonderland till she can behave.

>>13777583
I think everything was better when all these weirdos lived in either Arkham or Innsmouth.

>>13777399
I should not get turned on by an apathetic, flat, monoeye nerd. And yet, hello there, boner.

>>13777597
Anything with a flat chest is okay so long as they have a big butt and thick thighs.

>>13777609
>eye eye
PUNCH HIM.

>>13777588
Yeah, I hear you.
Was a hazardous place to work though.
One of my cousins used to work there in the kitchen, was delivering meals one day when this huge Dire Croc girl broke her door open and pulled him in.
Got husbandoed in a single night.

She's actually a really good cook when it comes to gumbos, although it's still a little weird at family gatherings.
Kids are nice though.

>Capcha wants mountains

Bring back the burgers.

>>13777612
You can't handle the cheese.

>>13777609
>Lens of truth
Is she a shiekah?

>>13777609
My sentiments exactly.

>>13777613
Ratto buhgag?
This is what Nyanon is AFRAID of

>>13777618
No I can't, but I should learn to master it.

>>13777619
No, she just has good taste.

>>13777626
>Nyanon
>not digging in so he can get to the rat bits on the other side of the burger

Please.

>>13777636
Truly Shiek is best girl.
Ruto and others can go home.

>>13777386
>>13777400
>>13777445
>>13777459
>>13777466
Only the crab could make a shit cow-girl.

>>13777626
Man that is way too much burger.
How can anyone eat that thing?

>>13777655
>Tall
>Strong
>Cute
>Massive tits
>Mild tsun
>Somehow shit
Her only problem is being bad with names. There are other girls guilty of far, far worse

>>13777676
Communist pls.

>>13777676
>not being american

>>13777682
>boyfriend does his job
>she beats him up sending him to the hospital
>then proceeds to let some random guy she just met milk her to orgasm
>somehow not shit

>>13777682
I touch that cow.
I touch that cow so hard she'd get daughters.

what MG's would star in this music video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WROPTK6XQE

>>13777693
Wasn't her boyfriend flirting with other girls on the farm?

Would you drink milk if you knew it came from a phase 3 Alp?

>>13777709
>Barnyard harem.

Why?
Why do I want this so badly?

>>13777709
She thought he was.
Turns out he was talking about literal livestock and she completely misunderstood.

>>13777711
I wouldn't drink milk from any sapient creature, so no.