/jp/ - Otaku Culture

sley the gey

Figures the these faggots go hand in hand with the idolshit.

>>13794040
I have chocolate related kinky stuff, it reminds me of scat. Gross.

Hentai and virginity * have made me turbo gay.

*and prostate stimulation

/jp/ is full of weak willed NEETs who want to suck dick because some faggot made being gay an epic meme. It's pathetic.

>>13794040
Becoming happy is desirable.
Bringing happiness to one's community, in this case /jp/sies, is desirable.

Prostate stimulation feels good.
Penis stimulation feels good.
Feeling good makes people happy.
Making people happy makes people happy.

Male/male(or futa) anal sex stimulates one party's prostate and the other's penis.
Oral sex stimulates one party's penis and need not discomfort the other party.

Therefore, everyone involved in anal or oral sex becomes happy.

Therefore, anal or oral sex with /jp/sies is to be desired.

I want to have sex with a /jp/

>>13794134
I want to penetrate a jaypee boipussy!

I'm having gaysex with two qt gypsies right now

>>13794040
It's a fetish. I'm pretty sure I don't want it in real life or anything, but it's hot as hell to think about and fap to.

>>13794134
But doing anything for the cause of a community, group, or race is retarded and the only cause one should aim for is the one where the individual will benefit the most, regardless of the fate of the herd.

>>13794170
But the process that produces the greatest net benefit for each member of the herd is for all the members to work for the greater good.

>>13794182
But the individual is reduced to a mere working ant in the colony; his existence will be reliant on that of the collective group. He will not have free will since he will be morally obliged to do what the majority imposes.

I made 2 /jp/sies my slutty pets after adding them on skype.

Why are you guys so submissive?

>>13794119

H-how do you have an orgasm with your boipussy ? I also request that picture that explain how to make your own dildo from mundane stuff !

>>13794234
There's no contradiction inherent in choosing to follow.

>>13794132
I'm a pathetic weak willed NEET who wants the cock.

I'm so ashamed.

>>13794240

Shitposting and meme-ing aside, is that true ? I want my own /jp/sy to fuck, cuddle and fuck again too. (I'll even pay the restaurants and the cute/lewd clothes)

>>13794262
Please be my gf.

>>13794266
You missed the lewd RP thread yesterday. Everyone adding each other on Skype and being lewd.

>>13794274

SHIT ! I hate you /jp/ ! You can't make me all lewd and stuff and forget me when it matters !

>>13794270
But why me?

Maybe, I guess.
I don't really know how this works.

Why are there no detailed guides talking about the texture of each Touhou characters anus and vagina as well as their potency to milk a cock dry? Complete with images too.

Touhou fans usually work fast so I'm surprised this hasn't happened yet.
Surely I'm not the only one that wants this, right?

>>13794040
>being a cumdump for touhou dickgirls in heat

..... might not be so bad

>>13794300

We simply ignore ignore each other but when we feel like cuddling or being lewd we simply do.

>>13794300
You sound like you'd make a good sissy pet.

>>13794307
That sounds nice.

>>13794311
Thanks, I like making people feel nice but I've never done anything lewd with others not even online and get nervous easily. I need to be told what to do.

>>13794330
You exist to make cocks feel good. You're just a meat onahole.

>>13794330
Be my sex maid please.

>>13794330

Just relax I'll take care of everything ! (Including your cute throbbing little boner)

>>13794333
See, this is the kind of thing I like. To be treated as a useless, pathetic slut that's good for absolutely nothing except letting somebody fuck me. What I want, feel, and think don't matter, just the fact that somebody can use me for their own pleasure.

>>13794351

Are you trying to make me all hot and b-bothered ?

>>13794337
tfw no cute and feminine /jp/sie to cuddle and /u/ with

>>13794353
Perhaps. But at the same time, that's (a very vague description of) my big fantasy

There definitely should be a NSFW equivalent of /jp/ where we could post all our lewd figs being covered in cum and show each other our dicks. I'd definitely make myself pretty just for your pleasure it would be very positive for every /jp/sy as we'd have motivation to become cute and would surely feel a little better about ourselves !

>>13794161
This. It's all fun and gaymes until you're face to face with a man (or even a trap) and you feel the real dimension of it.

>>13794333
I want to make people happy and maybe each other so that's fine

>>13794350
Okay, what do you want me to do now?
I want us to feel good and let you do things to my little boner.

>>13794374
I want to become the fig of a lewd /jp/...

>>13794377
What I'm gonna do now Is lock that pathetic little dick of yours and making you suck off a group of /jp/sies till they're satisfied. Who said you will get any pleasure, slut?

>>13794302
Hey don't ignore this guy, his idea is pretty nice

>>13794375

WOWOWO wait there young man ! At least 2 to 3 people here on that pic are totally in the "would gently grope for an hour while watching TV" category ! And most of them seems to have at least nice/slender bodies, nothing a good wig and a dim light can't repair.

>>13794302
Why don't we start with yours?

>>13794397
The pic wasn't that related. Some of them are actually women.

>>13794302
There is already a huge copypasta about each Touhou's butt and their level of dirtiness.

Fucking horny gays. Go back to /lgbt/!

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=nHa3s-G802-#.VartR4bYJhE

>>13794385
Okay but don't be too rough please and I've never done any butt stuff before, you're not going to do that are you?

>>13794409

On a side note being face to face with a cute boy isn't that traumatizing when all you can't think about is literally dick dick dick dick.

>>13794416
Depends if you behave like a good slut. Otherwise I'll have to punish your butt.

Can't you queermos fuck off to some foolz board already?

>>13794412

That's it ! That's exactly it ! I want to crossplay and suck a cute /jp/ cock ! Thanks to you I have developed a fetish for small cute dicks.

>>13794425
If I'm going to suck a cock, it's got to be one that makes me feel inferior just by looking at it. One that could dominate me so thoroughly that it making it feel good becomes my only goal in life

>>13794422
I'll do whatever you say, I don't want anyone doing things to my nice fragile butt.

>>13794432

Almost all cocks are good ! Beside, sucking a cute cock is super humiliating ! You're such a cocksucking submissive little cum slurper that even a childish dick is making you turn into a bitch. And a small cock fits entirely in the mouth much more easily so you can slurp it all around simply like in JAVs. (And cute boys rarely have really huge dicks...)

>>13794412

>There is a whole fucking channel behind it

Thank you based /jp/sy, thank you.

>>13794439
>You're such a cocksucking submissive little cum slurper that even a childish dick is making you turn into a bitch
You know, when you put it that way you're right. I'm kind of greedy which leads to me preferring the opposite, but you're definitely right.

Are we being raided by /lgbt/ again?

>>13794434
I want to be the one to penetrate your butt for the first time.

Gay and stupid.

I don't know if they are being ironical or not but this is fucking annoying to be honest.

>>13794444

Small dicks can definitely cum a lot you now. And surprisingly a normally cute small dick can become quite big and frightening with enough edging, teasing and foreplay ! Like my cute friend I almost molest from time to times (stop being so fucking cute and smooth you are a boy goddammit) and his cock which is definitely small maybe 12 to 13 cm at best and thin in a childish way but one day he hadn't cum for a week for reasons and I teased him for 2 hours longs while he played a racing game and I didn't wanted him to cum while playing it wouldn't be cool at all. And after 2 hours of edging, caressing, nipple teasing and general groping his dick was easily 16 cm and very large it seemed like it wasn't even his. He came like crazy for a good 20 seconds that day. Edging and teasing is all /jp/ ! All !

>>13794449
But I'm fragile down there and don't know if I could handle your cock.

Man, I want to FUCK a /jp/sie!

I would like to be a /jp/'s slutty maid

>>13794425
I'd love to dress up as my favorite 2hu while getting ravaged and mind broken by another crossplaying 2hu.

also i'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
https://mega.nz/#F!L1pWyKbB!gFAMQvkTfxf5RM44zgnFeg

>>13794465
Don't worry. I'll take responsiblity by marrying you.

>>13794447
>>13794455

Guys, have you ever considered the fact that, maybe, YOU are the minority here ?

What type of cheetos do homosexuals like to eat while being gay on the jay?????

>>13794472

Sometimes I think that /jp/ is lost and condemned to be shitty forever and then someone post the holy grail of /jp/sy fetish.

>>13794473
Would it weird if I told you that

I love you.

>>13794477
Fags only make up 10% of the population. Know your place subhuman.

>>13794504

Because /jp/ is representative of the population right m8 ?

>>13794493
I love you too anon
I'd love to make you mine

>>13794513
Sure. What makes you think you're special?

>>13794523

Soon you'll tell me /jp/ is the official normie board.

>>13794516
>>13794493
Man just meet up and fuck already
and tell me where and when

>>13794538

If its in belgium I'm okay to film it !

>>13794527
I'm seeing "post japanese girls", JAV, babymetal, and about a dozen idol threads all on the front page. Now I'm posting in a thread full of homosexuals that want to meet up and suck dick. It might as well be.

>>13794553

If you don't like neo /jp/ you might as well leave it. (It's not like old /jp/ wasn't full of faggots too btw)

>>13794516
I would love for you to do that.

>>13794538
I doubt we live close by.

>>13794567
I want to carry you in my arms like a princess and protect you for the rest of my life.

I remember a picture on /jp/ about how it was possible to make a dildo with the same technique they once made billiard-balls with and with stuff you could almost find in your kitchen. Somebody still have it ?

>>13794578
Yes, please.

I'm pretty short and I'm light too

Yukari makes her humans swallow.

Every time.

>>13794601
Where do you live, cutie?

>>13794601
>>13794604

Anon be careful, I might stole your new girlfriend.

>>13794604
Ontario, Canada

>>13794622
;_;

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>>13794603
Yukari knows how to treat me

>>13794635
;__;

>>13794664
I'm sorry, anon
I'll still love you though

>>13794477

Those that are homo die off and do not pass their genes. They are inferior and have no place in the tribe.

>>13794669
Love you too Anon

>>13794678

Don't say that you big ruffian, teehee~

(Seriously, there must be a reason as for what the gays still exist since obviously their genes shouldn't pass on)

>>13794701
>there must be a reason as for what the gays still exist since obviously their genes shouldn't pass on
They literally inherited the slut gene from their mothers.

i'm actually gay, and i kind of want to participate in the erp-type threads on this board, but i'm not really attracted to femboys or overly masculine guys like the dichotomy here seems to be, i just like average normal-looking dudes. i have no idea how to find a boyfriend irl, i don't even know anybody else that isn't straight. it's really lonely.

The tribulations of so called straight breeding couples are amusing. Most parents in the US have to work very hard to get money for their children. I would not want a life of running on a treadmill, doing whatever people with money would tell me to do. A large fraction of those US parents eventually get divorced, and subsequently rarely see the children for whom they are spending most of their time scrabbling for money. What a futile life! But even those who are not yet divorced see their children little, since they are so busy at work. I am convinced I made a wise personal decision in avoiding this. But I was not the only one that benefitted from it. Everyone did. Overpopulation is a tremendous danger to civilization and the ecosphere. It makes every human-caused ecological problem bigger.

>>13794725

Just looked it up and it is true... TFW you'll never fuck a slutty cockhungry shota /jp/ and his whore of a mother in a hot 3some

>>13794748

>Overpopulation is a tremendous danger to civilization

Has been repeated again and again the last 2 centuries and proved to be false every fucking time. This scientifical meme needs to stop. A population that isn't at least stable isn't viable and will die off. And when said population is obviously western people and civilized asian while the rest of the world is shitting nigglets by the ton it means huge fucking problems.

>>13794040
Well anon, since you asked, let me tell you how it started with me. Here comes a super-long, bloggy post, but I thought I'd share. Mind you, this ain't written to be super sexy or anything, it's just what happened.

Before I discovered actual fapping, I always used to just think about sexy stuff or look at ecchi pics while laying around with my preteen boner, maybe slap it around, but never enough to cum. I didn't really know what to do with at the time, but it felt good thinking about it. Anyway, when I was 12 or 13, I found a porn-stash in my parents room, including some magazines and a couple of DVDs. That was the first time I had actually seen penetration, in full motion no less. I was so shocked and excited at what I was witnessing, I almost felt like throwing up. Well, fast forward a month or two, it had basically become my ritual to sneak into their room and take the dvds back to mine every time they both left the house. I had watched both of the DVDs all the way through at this point, so I was messing around in the menu, trying to get to my favorite part when I discovered a secret scene hidden in the main menu. It started out pretty normally, a man and a woman in a nice looking living room, except this was clearly an amateur bit. Anyway, the dude sits on a leather couch, and the chick sits on his dick in reverse and starts bouncing. Then it happened. She started sucking on her middle finger, getting it all slobbered up, and pushed it into his ass while he was fucking her. I wasn't sure what I was even seeing at first. I thought, "Isn't that gay?" But he was having sex with a girl right there, so I didn't know what to make of it. Anyway, I kept watching and she started talking really dirty "Yeah, pump it! Pump my pussy while I fill your hole up! Mmmm, you like my finger in YOUR pussy, don't you?" At that point I had become completely aroused and I didn't understand it. The scene went on and she did the same thing while sucking him off too. (1/3)

>>13795093
(2/3) After that, the days went on, and all the 'normal' sexual thoughts that littered my pubescent mind had been clouded with that scene. I couldn't stop thinking about that woman doing those things to me and what it would feel like. One night, I finally decided I was gonna try it. I waited until it was an evening that none of my sisters needed to take shower so I could take as long as I wanted without being disturbed. I took my shower like normal, but before I got out, I did just as I saw the woman in the porno do, and got my finger all covered in spit. I was hesitant, poking at my butt, which alone got a reaction up front, but eventually, I finally went through with it. My finger was able to slip right in. It felt crazy, and my dick got completely hard in, like, 7 seconds flat. I kept going and pushed my finger in all the way. My knees almost gave out from the sensation, and my dick was a fucking ivory pillar at that point. I had never been so erect in my entire life. I could've punch a fucking a hole in the drywall with that thing if wasn't careful. Anyway, there I was, finger in ass, biggest boner of my life, and I thought "Uhhh...now what? Oh yeah, I should move it around guess." So I started pushing it in and out while wiggling. It was insane. Then I felt that weird, tickly feeling building up in my crotch. I instinctively grabbed my dick with my other hand and started pumping. I thought about the chick talking down to me in that demeaning, yet sensual tone. The feeling starting building up more and more until I had to get on my knees because I could stand. I kept going faster and faster until it finally happened; I had my first voluntary orgasm/legit fap. I swear I was pouring cum for at least 10 seconds straight. So I cleaned my hands off and tried to stand up, but almost fell over because my legs were trembling so hard.

>>13795097
(3/3) After that, it's no wonder that I was already jerking to futa by the time I was 16. That's not all I fap to though. I'd say now it's a 50/50 split of getting railed by dickgirls or just sex with normal girls ("normal" as in no dick, haha). So anyway, that how I've come to be the (relatively speaking) cock-lusting /jp/sy I am today.

>>13794701
In a large enough herd, there will always be defects.

I want a /jp/sie bf. Someone who would cosplay Marisa for me.

>>13795728
too bad, i rather cosplay as Alice.

>>13795743
Alice is fine, but Marisa would be better.

I literally have a /jp/sie boyfriend whose cock I love.

So, yes.

>>13795777
triples-anon-sempai, please teach me your ways.

>>13795761
How about you dress up as Marisa instead and i'll have my way with you

>>13795816
How about we both dress up as Marisa and do whatever we want.

>>13795816
>>13795761
two fat nerds dress up as touhous and have more passionate, intimate intercourse than any straight couple.

>>13795828
Excuse me, but i'm not fat. I happen to excersise and work out.

>>13795826
Fine
>>13795828
Rude. I'm not fat or a nerd

>>13795813
I'm a trap.

>>13795843
Me on the right.

I want to do lewd things in cosplay together with someone.

Too bad nobody here lives close to me. I live in a small Euro country, Finland.

>>13796129
Moi.

>>13796129
>>13796138
Meet up and do lewd stuff together.

>>13794040
What matters to me is your ココロ, and not what you've got between your legs.
Women tend to be more boring on average though, I think that feeling is mutual however.
Also this thread is LEWD.

>>13796182
I want to kiss cocks with another /jp/

>>13796190
Dude thats homo.

>>13796213
Not homo if there's love.

>>13796138
Moi. Keski-Suomea edustan asuinalueellani.

The penis is the perfect form.

>>13796275
Same
Dominant switch here.

>This thread
G-Gosh /jp/, get a hold of yourselves

>>13796368
I prefer to get a hold of my boyfriend's cock.

I'm hetero but homos and bis are cool
I'm kind as fuck

>>13796381

>>13794748

KILL WHITEY!!

>>13796275
Anteeksi, pitkä vastaus. Myös keski-suomesta jyväskylä

>>13796383
You're kind AND cool!

>>13796539
*Anteeksi kun kesti vastata. En osaa kirjoittaa enään

>>13796403
Why so embarrassed? There's nothing lewd about it when I handle his thick meaty rod with my delicate soft hands.

>>13796539
>>13796545
Do lewd stuff.

>>13794472
凄いぞこれ
俺はホモじゃないけど興奮しちゃった

>>13796539
>>13796545

>>13796545
On next year Animecon will be there, most likely I will have some 2hu crosplay on there.

>>13794472
I just added new vids to MEGA, my meng.

>>13796937
Thanks. I'm too lazy to rip them from xtube myself.

>>13795777

Story time ! Story time !

>>13796363
Dom&sub here.

>>13796539
Pahoittelen samoin. Tampereelta siis olen itse.

>>13797478
Whats the biggest thing you had in your butt

Why is /jp/ so lewd?

>>13797662
Because they're a bunch of sissy boys who love making cocks hard.

>>13797668
But you can be a sissy boy while still having your dignity and stuff. /jp/'s behaviour is just shameful.

>>13797417
Do you really want story time, Anon? What do you want to know?

>>13797698
Your first time giving a blowjob

>>13797696
But being stripped of shame and dignity is part of the fetish for me.

>>13797698
Everything.

>>13797744
Are you really okay with that, anon? Seems kind of bad.

>>13797703
I'm not very good at storytime, but ...

The first time I gave a blowjob, I was giddy with a combination of nerves and arousal and embarrassment. I'd only been with my boyfriend a few weeks, and I'd touched his penis and seen him cum, and it was like, that thing is too big, way too big, I'm never going to fit it in my mouth, and what the hell am I going to do with the cum?! But I really wanted to try it. I used to have dreams about sucking a dick, and I knew I wouldn't be satisfied until I gave it a go, and every time I saw my boyfriend's cock it just looked so yummy and tasty and squishy, and the idea of being on my knees to lovingly service him with my mouth made me feel so feminine and happy.

I told him all this and he gently took control, got himself seated in a chair and got me to kneel at his feet. Then he let me just play with his cock, no pressure to make him cum or keep going if I felt weird. I kissed it a lot, licked it, played with it until I was so turned on myself I could barely hold back from touching myself, and eventually tried sticking it in my mouth - the taste was pretty nice, as was the smell, but it probably helps I like his smell anyway.

Once it was in my mouth properly and I was trying to slide up and down, my boyfriend took proper charge and showed me how fast to move my lips, how to suck, and I got really into it, just made love to his cock with my face, though it tired my jaw out really badly and I had to stop a couple of times.

He gently held my head in place when he started cumming, but it went everywhere. I tried to swallow - and I did get a lot of it! - but it also went on my lips, my face, down my blouse, and even onto my skirt. The first time, the taste of cum was not good, it took another dozen blowjobs for me to start liking it. Cum is weird like that, after a few tastes it starts to seem really nice.

>>13797767
It gets me off, so yeah. I'm okay with that.

>>13797749
I'm not going to write my life story here! But if you have questions that's okay.

>>13797809
Did he ever suck your dick?

>>13797781
Gosh, I don't even know how to respond. How often do you suck his cock now?

faggots
I forgot this was a SJW webzone

>>13797826
We can't let them beat us. Hurry anon get on your knees and suck my cock!

>>13797824
No! I really wouldn't want him to. He's masculine and I'm feminine, and while he likes using his hands on me, or giving reacharounds, or using onaholes on me, I wouldn't want him to suck it, that would be weird.

>>13797826
Often! At least a few times a week.

>>13797781
I'm going in a few weeks to blow a nice /jp/sie (and do other things too...), what advices can you give me?

>>13796129
>>13796138
Moi t: Varkaus

>>13797830
I'm sure you would rather someone with actual experience. It seems like there are plenty of professional /jp/sie cock suckers in this thread.

>>13797841
Can you cum from getting fucked?

>>13797868
I like turning shy /jp/sies into cocksucking sluts

>>13797845
Fug :D

>>13797844
Take it slow, take time to get used to it, take it easy - just have fun! Sex is play, and try not to take the actual act itself too seriously, enjoy what you're doing and focus on the sensations. Communicate beforehand about dominance, don't just leave unspoken assumptions about who is more "leading" what you're doing.

Get a cushion for your knees, make sure to change positions regularly or you're going to get joint pain. You might ache a little the following day from using weird muscle groups in new ways. Make sure he's clean before you start! Your jaw is going to ache and you are going to have to stop a few times, so learn how to use your hand as well if you want to actually make him cum. Make sure you're properly hydrated before you start, and keep a glass of water within reaching distance for the finish - swallowing the first few times is really difficult, and depending on his diet the taste might make you gag no matter how much you want to swallow his cum, so keep a wad of tissues nearby in case you need to spit instead.

Oh, and try to keep sucking while he's cumming! That's important if you can manage it.

>>13797873
In the butt? Yes! It's totally different but it's really good.

>>13797897
Do the two of you do anything more fetish-y with your sex? Or is it just the conventional oral and anal whenever you both feel like it?

>>13797909
All sorts of stuff. I dress up like all the time, sometimes a little cosplay/roleplay. Thighfucking, buttjobs, throatfucking (this is really difficult do not try unless you know exactly what you're doing). I'm very very submissive so there's a lot of that but it's hard to boil it down to specific sex acts, more the way we treat each other sexually.

>>13797829

/jp/ is ultra nationalistic, misogynistic as hell and would remove kebabs if asked. We just happen to love dicks. Spartans did that too, would you call them SJW faggots ?

>>13797878
I'd only become a cockslut if it's a cute uncut cock

>>13797947
Do you enjoy his smell?

>>13797973
What about a manly smelly big uncut cock?

>>13797979
I'm not sure how I'd manage a big manly cock as my first, and the smell would probably act as an aphrodisiac to me

>>13798000
Holy shit you're such a fucking dumbass, you know that? You are the bottom of the Earth. The people nobody wants to talk to. You spend so much time listening to shitty music yet you think it's good. You spend your time obsessing about people and posting them on the internet to look cool yet in reality if people in real life saw that what would they think? They think you were a loser, you fucking loser. You aren't interested in starting a discussion with me? It's probably because you don't even know how. I'm not retarded, I'm telling the truth. Know what you're doing before you do it. The way you're acting now is so childish I can't even begin to explain. Listen to a mature record that isn't a totally exaggerated mess of emotions and poor musical merit. Which is what you listen to now. How about some avant-garde jazz? Try A Love Supreme, it's pretty entry level. You probably won't get it though because you're a worthless sack of shit. You will never amount to anything in life. Go outside, take a walk, don't think about your edgy so deep music for once. Once you've done that, come back and try to look at what you're doing right now. Maybe after a few times you'll see that you're a complete child and need to improve. Or maybe you have a serious mental issue. Maybe Autism? I'm guessing that's it. Seek a doctor or therapy to help that out. Or maybe you don't. Maybe you're just a close minded retard with no understanding of anything at all.

Don't even try to bring this argument anywhere else. I won't respond, or I'll think of something to get you mad since you're easily made upset. This discussion is over, sorry loser.

>>13798000
Be careful anon I precum a lot.

>>13797974
Yeah! He smells great, both regularly and sexually.

Fun fact though, after a couple of weeks on HRT, boysmell goes from "mmm that's nice I want to cuddle him" to "why am I turned on? oh god I wanna lick him".

>>13798025
Do you want him to be rough with you?

>>13798025
So wait, HRT turns you into a slut?

>>13797844

Not the same anon as the one with the boyfriend but what is really important for the final moment right before ejaculation is licking and slurping the tip, playing with and caressing the balls and stroking the shaft extra fast and not stopping while he is ejaculating. That or the regular deepthroat or the even more regular jacking him off into your mouth. Looking into his eyes the whole time its hot as fuck. The part in which anon said that cum may be too disgusting even if you are in full ahegao cumdump slut mode is a little bit exaggerating, my cute friend has really yellowish, smelly and thick cum in contrast to his cute cock and girlish body and I had no problem swallowing it with heart shaped pupils. Most of the time I'm just jacking him off in a paper tissue because he still feel a little bad about it afterward and I have no problem using it afterward to fap like crazy.

>>13798033
I do and he is! Like I said above, I'm really submissive, and he often takes charge and ... takes me! Which is super fun! He has left me quite sore sometimes, but he wouldn't do it unless he knew I wanted it.

>>13798039
Is it slutty if I'm faithful to one boy?

Seriously though, HRT seemed to rewire my reaction to male body odor, yes.

>>13798069
Can you still cum and get hard?

>>13798069

Do you only like boys or other traps and (maybe) some girls could still turn you on ?

>>13798069
What if he wanted a threesome?

>>13798093
Yes and yes. Everything down there works exactly as it did before, except it takes more focused effort to get physically aroused, to flick the switch, etc, and my balls have gotten incredibly tiny which is really funny!

>>13798094
I like boys and girls pretty equally!

>>13798108
We're very committed to each other (he is super monogamous where I am a little more flexible), but in theory I would be fine with it as long as the third person is trustworthy, clean, and likes and respects me too. I imagine that's no different to straight couples.

>>13798123
Would you prefer if the third person was bottom o top?

>>13798123

>I would be fine with it as long as the third person is trustworthy, clean, and likes and respects me too. I imagine that's no different to straight couples.

And I had respect for you... you are just a cockwhore of a dickgirl you filthy cuck.

EVERYONE GO THE FUCK BACK TO /cgl/ ALREADY

>>13798123
I'd love to fuck you.

>>13798128
>>13798139
Waaaay too theoretical. We've never even spoken about threesomes in theory and I was talking generally, I have no idea how I would actually react if he asked, it's just not something that's going to come up in our particular relationship.

>>13798147
/cgl/ has better things to do than gay RP, if they want to fuck they can do it in real life.

It's /a/ you're thinking of.

>>13798161
Wouldn't you like to be spitroasted?

Please refrain from posting about off-topic subjects on /jp/.

>>13798263
You can't get any more on topic than this.

Getting fucked while cosplaying as 2hu is the true essence of /jp/

>>13798278

Truth status: told.

>>13798161
His cock wont be able to satisfy you forever, sooner or later you'll want more.

>>13798340

You can only cum that much anon. Girls can cum over and over but not you. Boys are so pathetic fufufu~

>>13798361
I keep cumming even if I fap like 5 times in a row cause I drink so much water.

This fucking thread makes me feel jealous.

>>13798388
Why is that?

>>13798372

Hydration has no fucking concordance with arousal you moron. You simply are a filthy little slut in heat.

>>13798392
Because I'll never have a /jp/ bf to play touhou with.

>>13798406
Yeah? Cause when I drink a lot of water my cum is more liquid.

>>13798411
I can be your bf. But I'm not that good playing 2hu. You'll have to teach me.

>>13798413

We don't care about the puny, translucent, weak and impotent cum spewing from your little pathetic weewee anon, we are speaking about arousal here.

>>13798418
>But I'm not that good playing 2hu.

>>13798500
I'm good at other things though.

The only touhou I completed with one credit was imperishable night on easy modo and I found that really hard... Do you still love me /jp/ ?

>>13798521
You wanna know what's hard?

My dick

>>13798521
I'll give you a blowjob if you manage to 1cc it on normal. But maybe I'd play with you while you're trying to accomplish it.

>>13798521
Yes, of course.
However, you're really bad. Please work hard to improve yourself.
Also, not dinner for you tonight. Brush your teeth, and then go to bed.

>>13798544

B-But I'll never be able to focus if you keep teasing my b-body !

>>13794425
>tfw cosplayed a girl at a con once and noticed my friends looking at my butt

>>13798590
What happened then. Did they gangbanged you?

>>13798581
You can have as many attempts you want! I wouldn't get bored of playing with you.

>>13798595
sadly, no
I think one of them likes me though, but I pretend to not notice because I feel like I'd fuck up a relationship while friendships work okay

>>13798605
Do you love him too, anon?

>>13798609
yes

>>13798662
"Accidentally" grab his dick or sit on his lap and see what happens.

How often does /jp/ masturbate?

>>13798697
3 times a day.

Not even using hands

>>13798669
How do I "accidentally grab his dick"

>>13798713
Using your ass is cheating
Using you nipples is another story

>>13798719
Like sit next to him and touch his dick, or slip and touch it. Be creative.

>>13798719
get drunk

>>13798728
>sit next to friend
>touch his crotch
>"hahahaha hey man XDDD I accidentally grabbed your dick lol sorry man it was an accident. Did you like it? Should I do it again haha? Just for fun? haha

>>13798813
Just for laughs haha

My friend keeps groping me and touching me everywhere when we play games.

What should I do?

>>13798827
Let him, obviously. Subtly hint you'd be ok with it escalating

>>13798697
From the videos /jp/enises posted on MEGA today?
4 times +1 before browsing this thread

>>13799067
Which one was your favorite?

>>13799071
杏子でフェラ - Kyouko - gaia3510
The part where they rub against eachother is lewd as fuck (also the Asuka x Mari video).

"sigure and akatsuki - kghm" is my second favorite one, I like passive bottoms.

>>13798844
>>13798827

I-Is one of you Martin ?

I hate all of you.

>>13799085
fuck are you serious right now?

>>13799083
I really enjoyed gaia's kyouko x madoka one too
I wish they'd finish on cam though

>>13799085
Oh crap.

>>13794472
I just watched the Koishi one. We should be doing this thing all the time guys.

>>13799085
No, but I guess the other guy you quoted might be

>>13799089
>>13799093

Joke on you, Martin can't speak english ! (or so I think)

>>13799101
Playing batsu games with /jp/!

It is not gay to fap to Touhou crossdressers, even if the balls are touching.

>>13799067
Link to this mega, please.

I hope hatarabu makes a video wearing his lewd Flandre costume

daeh dahe dehhh

You guys are so gay. Holy shit.

>>13799210
Do you want to be gay with us :3

>>13799210
I almost feel sympathy towards them. It's like walking in on your best friend wearing a fursuit or something. I'm really disappointed.

>>13799146
https://mega.nz/#F!L1pWyKbB!gFAMQvkTfxf5RM44zgnFeg

>>13799162
Neato!

>>13799240
This is the gayest post in this thread.
Back to /a/ with your weeb shit.

>>13799253
I'm working backwards through these now and they are fugging wonderful. Is there a way to follow these guys so I don't have to see them secondhand through jaypee? Are any of them even still doing vids?

I wish I could just be someone's toy. I've got the small frame and other features of it, like lack of body hair, but unfortunately a lifetime of poor eating habits and sedentary lifestyle means I'm pretty chubby and homely.

The thought of getting fucked up the ass and having people dump their loads inside me gets me harder than nothing else.

>>13799320
Why don't do a diet? It's not very hard, I think you can do it!

>>13799320
I'm pretty similar. Except I'm tall and lanky instead of short and chubby.

>>13799320
Even if you're not a 10 if you put yourself out there in the right way somebody will be absolutely fucking thrilled to give you a good rogering.
It would still be a good idea to take care of yourself and get some exercise tho.

>>13799320
I'm short and slim but I have to shave often which sucks. I have to wear makeup to hide facial shadow.

This thread takes me back, good to be reminded that things haven't changed too much.

Good thing the gloryhole threads aren't around so much, they were making me feel all sorts of weird things.

>>13799330
I've tried a few times. I plateau hard at a certain mark and eventually I give in to hunger.

>>13799354
I've tried, actually. Got zero interest. I figure it has to do something with the fact I'm a legit wizard; I probably scare people away.

>>13799162

Does he have a something or a something exists where I can see more ? (MUCH more ?)

>>13799464
Something like this?
http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=hatarabu0810

>>13799361

>Good thing the gloryhole threads aren't around so much

L-Link ? I'd kill to suck so many /jp/sy cock my burps would smell of cum for a week

>>13799476

Not so much pictures and some are even private...

>>13799476

How do you even download pictures in good resolution on Xtube ?

>>13797950
>/jp/ is ultra nationalistic, misogynistic as hell and would remove kebabs if asked
Speak for yourself, /pol/. We're not a hivemind like you.

>>13798161
How did you two meet?

>>13799481
They weren't for meetups or anything and it's been a while since they were commonplace.

Mimicking the shitposting of the time it went something like

'*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for you to break into a gloryhole and finally suck a cock /jp/'

along with an accompanying picture of Sanae usually.

>>13799526
I thought it was Saten almost all of the time

>>13799611
Ah it was! My mistake, memory must be going with my age.

Remember that Shimakaze cosplayer that got caught having public sex at Comiket? I heard they were a crossdresser. Is there proof of that?

>>13799649
This one? It's a girl

>>13799698

Yeah that's the one. He must have been pretty desperate to do her out of all the cosplayers there.

>>13799700
He didn't

>>13799700
Makes me wish there were cosplayers that desperate in the states. I'd actually go to a con.

>>13799704
I like how they're still pixelated for whatever reason.

>>13799704
Must have been a big fan of Shimakaze for that to be worth it.

>>13799704
I've seen the first set but not the one you just posted before. I'd always assumed he'd gotten some penetration before glazing her ass. I feel bad that he didn't put it in.

>>13799704

Makes me glad I'm a big dicked master race. Damn I'd be ashamed if my cock was the same size as my thumb.

>>13799704

He didn't even fuck her ! What a gigantic faggot. Well with a cock that small penetration would have been impossible anyway.

>>13799717
Nah, you can still get penetration, but to the girl it's not going to be much. There's honestly a good chance she's going to feel almost nothing.

I know from experience. Losing the genetic lottery sure sucks.

>>13799728
>a good chance she's going to feel almost nothing
Unless you're talking about a girl who is loose as hell and as used up as a moldy jizz sock, she's still going to feel quite a bit. This is a hole with a large amount of nerve ending that usually doesn't have anything inside to widen it, she might not feel you as deep but she will feel you inside.

I want to feel someone inside of me

Great otaku culture thread you guys got here.

>>13799766

>pictures of waifus
>edginess
>a good amount of homo

This thread is microcosm of jp.

>>13799751
Just as guys can have dicks of varying sizes, so too do vaginas vary. Some are compact and tight - so much so that even an 'average' dick can be uncomfortable, to big enough that even something quite large is still comfortable.

>>13799832
That's bullshit, porn clearly shows that all dicks are massive unless on shotas and that all vaginas can accept all dicks without pain, unless it's the start of a rape.

>>13798223
Well, yes, but only in theory.

>>13798340
Nope! His cock is more than big enough to satisfy me.

>>13799524
Just through mutual friends on the internet. We met up a couple of times as part of a larger group, non-sexually. I wasn't confident enough to dress cute like I do these days, we got talking about it, and he offered to take me shopping for some nicer clothes. I took him up on the offer thinking that he totally wanted to just watch me try things on, but he was very gentlemanly about it - he did watch me dress up cute for him, but only a couple of weeks later.

>>13799822
Don't forget the greentexting crossies.

>>13799253
>>13794472
I am kind of glowing right now and I'm feeling very appreciative and I just wanted to thank you so much for posting these. This is going to be my main shit for literally weeks. I love you so much

Where would one buy 2hu cosplay from?

>>13799925

Aliexpress. It is shit like every cosplay but at least it has the price it deserves most of the time. (That and the shipping is free thanks to chinese cheating at economy with heavy subventions)

>>13794040

i want to be the touhou, sucking dick coming naturally thereafter

>>13799976
I want to be a Touhou getting fucked by a futa Touhou.

>>13797478
Jyväskylä nyymi tässä, Harmi ettei ole autoa pitäisi tulla bussilla jos aikoisin tulla käymään.

>>13799976
Same

I want to have a cute /jp/sie boyfriend who'll bully me and use me whenever he wants and then provide me with after sex cuddles[/spoiler

>>13800395
I want to be that /jp/

>>13794397
Are you stupid? I see 1 at best. If I dressed up you would probably cum instantly and I am not even good

>>13800405
Oh gosh.

>>13800408
Proofs?

>>13800412
When I'm done with you you'll have more cum than water in your body.

Damnit /jp/, the one goddamn time I visit and I get this gay shit all over.
stop reminding me how much of a lonely loser I am

>>13800572
I just want some cute /jp/sie bf, someone with the same interests as me. And we could cook, play videogames watch anime and shop together. Then have hot homoerotic sex while dressed up as 2hus.

>>13800536
Anon, please!

>>13800597
Sluts like you need to be tied up and fucked rough till your mind breaks.

>>13800645
You're pressing all my buttons, I can't handle it. I'd die to have that done to me.

>>13800658
Maybe a good spanking will teach you. You're a filthy pig.

>>13800665
The filthiest. Call me more names anon!.

>>13800688
I'm going to rub my dick all over your body to mark you with my cock smell. Everyone will know you're my property. You're not human, you're an animal who only exists to please my cock till I get bored and dump you like the piece of trash you are.

>>13800698
I call seconds

itt

>>13800714

>>13800714
But I'm a twinky skellington, anon.

>>13800698
I'd happily be your loyal cumdump for as long as you deem fit, anon. I'll be a good boy and take anything you throw at me happily.

>>13800723
If you're a good pet maybe I'll even cuddle with you sometimes.

>>13800729
I promise I'll be on my best behavior at all times.

>>13800741
A-anon if you keep being like that I'll have no other choice but to marry you. That way you can be mine forever.

>>13800757
That's a bit sudden, anon!
...Maybe

>>13800765
I would love to have you as my wife and as my cumdump pet.

>>13800775
I think I'd make an okay wife, I can clean and cook..
And take your cock rather nicely whenever you have desires for as long as you'd like.

>>13800385
If you can wait:
>Animecon 2016 on Nekocon Ryn järjestämänä Jyväskylän Paviljongissa 9.-10.7.2016. Lämpimästi tervetuloa!

>>13800786
You made me hard

>>13800829
Oh dear~

Where the fuck is the jani when you need him

>>13800846
>sample
my boner is down

>>13800846
Guess I'll have to stroke my cock and shoot a lot of sticky stuff thanks to you.

>>13800850
I'm sorry anon please forgive me.
>>13800856
If only I was there to help with that and clean up the mess, anon. Think of me~

>>13800859
I will

>>13800867
<3

>>13800871
I love you anon

>>13800887
Love you too, anon.

>>13800815
>Mutta siihen on yli vuosi aikaa, muistanko minä sinua silloin vielä ?

>>13800924
Will you finns have a finnish /jp/ orgy?

I will remember you if you come say hi and ask something /jp/ related, there ain't too many 2hu crossplayers.

If you want see me earlier, there would be Desucon Frostbite on winter.

>>13800935
Just meet up.

>>13800935
Meinasin kyllä tulla frostbiteen ensi vuonna ehkä. Pitää yrittää sitten löytää sinut sieltä. Jos en pääse silloin niin kesällä sitten.

http://exhentai.org/g/735802/074e318744/

>>13801036
me and /jp/

>/jp/

>>13801071
I'd fuck both.

>>13801073
How do you know they wouldn't both fuck you at the same time instead?

I liked dick before it became a meme. I was prepared for you guys this whole time.

>>13801078
I'll take the risk.

>>13801096
The other one might even insert it in from behind while you're having fun with the first.

>>13801078
>>13801096
>>13801101
I know how this usually goes. One of them baits you into sticking it in, then you're defenseless when the other one goes to stick it in you. Then it's a competition, if you can last longer than the one going at you, you're home free. But if you cum first (and you're at a clear disadvantage, getting stimulated from both sides), the first one will now be free to take your mouth while you're still busy getting fucked by the second one. If this happens, you might as well give up, you won't get a chance at recovery and you'll just keep getting used until they're done.

>>13801101
I'd love that.

>>13801108
This sounds like absolute heaven, anon. Especially if they keep me around for the next (several dozen/hundred/etc) time they decide they need to get off.

I want to make a circle of assfucking with /jp/!

>>13801303
Fucking gross, dude.

>>13801315
That's not gross. It's just pure love.

>>13801325
Only monogamy is pure love.

>>13801332
You want me to love only you? Because I will.

>>13801356
I'd want you to fuck only me.

>>13801400
Not only sex but I would also take care of you for the rest of our lives.

>>13801409
I'd be the most loving and caring wife you could ask for. Or would you rather make me your pet. Either one is fine.

>>13801430
I'd rather if you were more lovey than lewd.

All of you are too cookie-cutter, it's like you learned how to chat like a homo on this site

BOOOOOOOOOOOORING

>All this anal talk

Frottage, intercrural and dry humping is the best.

>>13799880
I-is your bf handsome? Is that why you're with him?

I'm pudgy, short and brown...how am I supposed to get a qt? ;_;

>>13801434
I'd be set on lovingly adorable by default but I'd be the lewdest when it was time for it.
>>13801436
T-this is my first thread like this

>>13801449
Explains a lot

>>13801449
Where are you from

>>13801454
England

>>13801465
Well at least we're both in europe.
Could be worse.

Yuue0424 makes good videos. You should check them out.

>>13801443
Of course I think he's handsome, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder! That's not why I'm with him though, I'm with him because of how he treats me and the person he is, as corny as that sounds.

Taking care of yourself is important, but sheer good looks are very subjective.

>>13801465
I have a /jp/ friend from England that I met recently, he's so cool, but I'm so shy to talk a lot with him.

>>13801613
Have you ever sucked his dick while he was asleep?

>>13801634
You want to make him yours?

>>13801656
Not really, I want to know him better first and we are both subs.

>>13801691
Are you looking for a top to dominate both of you?

all these threads ever make me think is that it'd be cool to take one of these slutty submissive /jp/ traps and suck or ride them until they're begging me to stop.

>>13801716
Would you keep sucking after they cum.

>>13801638
Yeah I've woken him up with a blowjob a few times before. It's not as sexy as it sounds though, since he usually has to stop to go pee once he's actually awake.

>>13801731
Yeah why else would they be begging.

>>13801735
Drink his pee slut.

>>13801735
Do you like doing it raw?

>>13801742
Ew no.

>>13801758
Yes! But you have to be really careful, as raw anal sex is an infection risk for the person giving, so you need to be super 100% clean inside before you start anything. It's worth it though, there is no feeling as good as being cummed inside like that.

>>13801735
I feel so happy for you two. It encourages me to keep trying to find that someone.

>>13801799
Whats the lewdest thing you did?

>>13801800
That's why I'm happy to answer questions, I hope it encourages people.

>>13801803
I'm not sure! I've done some really lewd stuff, but nothing super extreme.

>>13801930
Please tell us about some of the really lewd stuff you did.

>>13801930
Have you ever dressed up as a 2hu for him?

If not which one would you like to?

>>13801950
I really don't know where to start! I once left him a message that I would have a present ready for him when he got home, and what he got home to was me gagged and blindfolded on his bed, lubed up and with "fuck me" written on my back in marker pen (which was really difficult to do looking backwards in a mirror, I was proud of that touch).

>>13801951
Yes. Satori, Nue, and Tenshi, all girls I have the right body shape to pull off.

>>13802035
You live together? How did that happen.

>>13802035
I wanna dress up as Nue, since I have the body and hair for it. Plus her clothes are really simple if you skip out on the wings.

>>13802358
Hot.