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You're at the beach and this strange lady asks you to lotion her back. What do you do?

>> No.13850003

>>13849997
anal

>> No.13850024

>>13849997
>"y-you too"

>> No.13850033
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>>13850024
Oh dear, are you asking her to take your shirt off and lotion you up?

>> No.13850040

>>13849997
Fuck off granny.

>> No.13850052

>>13849997
Ask her what the fuck happened to her face.

>> No.13850062

>>13849997
lotion her back and wish her a nice day

>> No.13850064

>>13850003

anal with this dude

>> No.13850108
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>>13849997
Rub her back with lotion, of course
Especially her lower back...
And her side-boob...

>> No.13850283

>>13850108
>Especially her lower back...
>And her side-boob...
Anon, you have a serious death wish.

>> No.13850297

>>13850283
I'm just doing it to help her from getting sun burnt!
These pale, tender areas are especially vulnerable when exposed like that...

>> No.13850322

>>13850297
hmm... Well, okay. Best to explain that to her so she knows your intentions are not at all lewd. Ask first!

>> No.13850397

Fuck her right in the pussy.

>> No.13850404

>>13850397
epic

>> No.13850481

>>13850404
Thanks.

>> No.13850516

>>13849997
Unzip dick

>> No.13851570

>>13850516
ouch

>> No.13851618

>>13849997
shove face in ass and inhale

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>>13849997
I don't do this because I'm a pussy.

>> No.13853120
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>>13849997
I rub lotion on her back and request 10USD for rubbing lotion on her back.

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>>13853120
kikes only like Yukari

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>>13849997
I would make love to that woman. Youkai. Whatever.

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Seems like that strange lady also want a foot massage.

>> No.13853324

the ass was phat

>> No.13853345

>>13850052
Foreshortening. It happens sometimes.

>> No.13853356

>>13849997
but only back, butt is so big it will take too long

>> No.13853435

>>13849997
Another one of these "what do you do?" crossboarder threads.

Why don't you all fuck off?

>> No.13853686

>>13853139
I rub lotion on your back for 10USD too.

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