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>>13878670

Kobold time?

Maids are olev.

What kind of reception can you get on a Yeti?

>>13878670
KUYASHII

You know, I was really hoping this was his Cu, so we didn't have to deal with what we'll have to deal with when it actually comes out, but Kobold is cute anyway.

>>13878679
Not much, unless you're in the mountains. For some reason, they work best up there.

So how do you guys feel about monsterboys?

>>13878670
Wait did I miss a new girl?

>>13878689
So how do I hook her up with the telly? Surely she doesn't have a telly-tubby hidden around her tum-tum?

>>13878679
Only the snuggle lumps channel. She just buries your head in her boobs, so that's all you can see.

x is best girl

>>13878693
Its profile came out today. It's still untranslated.

>>13878691

>>13878677
What's the most olev maid that's not a Kiki or Shoggoth?

>>13878707
Living Doll.

>>13878679
I know there's this pic and a manticore anatomy one. Are there any more of these?

>>13878707
Your waifu wearing a maid outfit?

>>13878713
A Troll, an Alp and an Anubis.

>>13878701
y > x
you're also a faggot with shit taste

>>13878713
There's an alp and troll ones, if I recall.

>>13878713

If there's one thing we can we agree on, it's that Crow Tengus are the best waifus.

>>13878727
Best girl.

>>13878723
You're both faggots, z is olev.

>>13878711
This.

>>13878729
Not even best harpy

>>13878718
Probably not. She'd make for a decent magical girl, though.

>>13878696
I want to snuggle with a Yeti and a Weresheep at the same time for ultimate cuddles!

>>13878729
You post these every thread and its just as wrong as the first time you posted it you fucking pleb.

>>13878729
I'd like a haremful of Crow Tengus.

>>13878738
>>13878744
Get out. You are wrong.

>>13878747
You can stay.

>>13878747
A murder, anon. A group of Crows is called a murder.

>>13878691

Couldn't give a fuck less so long as it has a feasible reason to actually be in the world like male centaurs appearing in both Truckercore, EMG, and an Ahobaka doujin.

>>13878742
You said this last thread.

>>13878747
I want to show a bunch of Crow Tengus online family tree and ancestry sites, and watch them marvel at the wonders of technology!

>>13878721
>>13878725
>>13878727
Yeah, I actually recall seeing an Alp one, but I've never seen a troll and anubis pic

>>13878762
I thought it was two threads ago.
My opinion hasn't changed, though.

>>13878772

>>13878621
>>13878603
It won't show up officialy. You going to argue for futa MGs because he said sabbath potions may enable them? It's the same thing, it's not gonna happen, so stop pushing your shit where it's not wanted.

>>13878795
You. You just brought up futa in this thread. You're the one making trouble. Delete your post.

>>13878795
You fucking retard.

>>13878670
So the new girl is what the thread has been trying to turn Werewolves into?

Sort of an opposite Hellhound from the looks of her.

>>13877961
>2 Wendigo
This sounds adorable, like they both were following me only to get into a fight once they realized the other was there. I'll be fine.

>>13878795
Why are you trying to argue so hard against the official canon? If you dont like it just fucking ignore it stop bringing it up.

I want to sneak up on a crying ghost and hug her gently from behind. As she calmed down, I'd slowly begin to nuzzle and kiss her, and if she liked it I'd flip her around and kiss her right on the lips as I pushed her down for gentle soft sex.

>>13878779
Thanks

>>13878811
Because it's not canon as you claim.

I want my waifu to be a bloody conqueror.
I want to serve as her right hand.
I want her to be feared by everyone.
I want her to be cold and stoic in public, but treat me as her most precious thing in private.
I want to help her conquer the world and rule everyone and everything under her iron fist.

>>13878795
>so stop pushing your shit where it's not wanted
It is wanted. Fuck off with your shitty opinions. Futa, yuri and monsterboys are a part of these threads whether you like it or not.

>>13878815
But how would you kiss a ghost? Wouldn't you just fall through her?

>>13878831
Very carefully.

>>13878829
Nice bait

>>13878820

>>13878795
But yuri is given ok by mods. Few threads ago mods banned all anti-yuri posters

>>13878679
>>13878727
>>13878779
>>13878838
Wish we had more of these.

>>13878829

I want to get a blowjob from my shoggothchair while my shoggoth maid is tending to the gardens outside!

>>13878838
I want to navelfuck an Anubis.

>>13878838
And thanks again, now I've seen the full collection

>>13878811
>official canon
>quote said it wouldn't show up

Dude, seriously.

>setting for men to get their freak on with monster women
>GUYS! LESBIANS!
Author even said it's not to his taste
>W-well fuck KC! I'mma force yuri!

No you won't, you want FF pairings go to /u/ and leave this place be.

>>13878836
You call that bait? Don't flatter him.

>>13878858
You just never stop.

>>13878853
>Shoggoth is cooking, cleaning, gardening and pleasing her mastah at the same time
Ultimate maid.

>>13878876
>abomination
>Ultimate maid
Nah.

>>13878858
This is bait I even remember those screen caped post from a few threads ago you literally screen capped your own post so you could argue the same thing in new threads.

>>13878868
Why should he? The monsterboysfags arent stopping, or the yuri guys, or the pegging enthusiasts. I rather the threads burn forever than have that happen.

>>13878858
This is montergirl general. We can talk about whatever kind of monstergirl we want and your "canon" is irrelevant.

>>13878849
This one always gets a chuckle from me. And it's pretty fitting with that post.

>>13878853
That sounds pretty nice. Kiki are nice, and I really like them, but that utility you can get from a Shoggoth, man.

>>13878884
>abomination
>Ultimate maid
Yep.

B E S T

>>13878893
There's none of that here except in your posts. YOU brought it to this thread. Stop.

>>13878815
I want a spooky ghosts to do lewd things to me becauce she died a virgin

>>13878838
>the dick tomb
So does that mean it's like Egyptian tombs? Once beautiful, glorious, and filled with treasure, but now empty, barren, and really dusty?
anubis still a cute.

>>13878898
>>13878900
>liking abominations
Go to the Chaos Realm and stay go.

>>13878900
Both are best.

>>13878907
She can't help it if you don't pay her any attention.

>>13878907
No, it means once you go in, you never come out.

>>13878900
Kikimoras are much better.

>>13878886
>bait

Direct quotes from the guide. I did cap them, but they're not mine. My post I mean.

>>13878895
Try harder.

>>13878908
No.

>>13878915
I want to force a Paladin POW to become my maid. I might even flip her skirt.

>>13878914
Carter begs to differ.
somebody has to get this egyptology joke. somebody has to!

>>13878815
>I want to sneak up on a crying ghost and-
ANON HAS STARTLED THE WITCH

...And that's how Anon was kicked from the server.

>>13878922
>Paladin
>Force
Good fucking luck with that.

>>13878901
We'll stop once they stop.

>>13878924
He fuck a mummy?

>>13878928
But you're the only one doing anything. If you didn't start, everything would be fine. Your are the one shitting things up. Stop.

>>13878670
Cu Sith?

>>13878936
Kobold.

>>13878921
Go there and take your shitty monsters with you.

So what's the appeal to Gnolls?

>>13878805
>So the new girl is what the thread has been trying to turn Werewolves into?
Probably. Sadly that won't stop them from doing it.

>>13878936
No, Kobold.

>>13878922
I'm going to be very disappointed if this doesn't involve said paladin wearing a mix between plate bikini and a French maid dress.

>>13878936
Still a furry, but not quite.

>>13878940
Alright, I'll be taking all the Kikis then.

>>13878952
Ah, so admit they are the superior maids?

>>13878935
I'm not saying I'm going to bring it up if there's nothing going on. I'm saying I'm not going to "just ignore it" when it does.

>inv4 but you just did!

Ear ain't over till both sides say it is. That said, I'm done. For now.

>>13878929
THEY ARE THE MUMMIES
Protecting 25 B.C.
THEY ARE THE MUMMIES
'Protection' for the new Rhapses.

>>13878954
No, you said take the shitty monsters with me.

Why don't you like shoggoths Anon?

She's smiling just for you.

>>13878951
How is she a furry?

>>13878960
Yes, the abominations, for they are clearly shit.

Are you by any chance retarded?

>>13878946
You'll be very disappointed, then, because it's gonna be an Emma maid dress with a sensible breastplate for an apron.

>>13878954
He's taking all the shitty monsters with him. I just assume he's going to dispose of them. Burning them alive seems like a good solution.

>>13878893
>The threads must be exactly how I say or else!

For people obsessed with being the quality control guys you do a fucking terrible job. You get mad when someone posts content involving fetishes you have no interest in, but shitposting entire threads is completely fine to you.
It almost feels like you're the guy from the /a/ days who falseflagged up a storm and got us kicked here.

>>13878958
I want to hug the mummies!

>>13878939
How is that a kobold? Kobold are little lizard people.

>>13878970
>Emma maid
Can I be Hakim and get four Aspara at my side?

>>13878956
*ear

War

>>13878963
Her legs are pretty furry looking. Her hands/arms and coat aren't anything we haven't seen before though. I'm not him though, so who knows what he sees.

>>13878961
Remove abominations.

>>13878975
No they're not. Look at Polt. Look at Warcraft.

>>13878961
No, my ancestors are smiling for me, not her

>>13878974
>"K-King Rhapses! Now isn't the time for this!..."

So for those not in the know, we can now add Zebra Centaurs and Bear Girls to Big Boss's list of Monster Girls he hijacks for Mother Base.
ALSO FUCKING WORMHOLES

>>13878975
That was a D&D thing.

>>13878975
Do you honestly expect a nip to get that one right?

>>13878984
Embrace abominations!

>>13878990
Wormholes?!? Hrrhgh...

>>13878961

I want to come home to find that most of my furniture's been sold by a Shoggoth who insists on using her as a chair, couch, etc from now on.

>>13878987
Or just look at the legends and folk tales about them.

>>13878982
Being fluffy doesn't make you furry I think. Her face is human after all.

>>13878989
There is always time to hug each and every mummy.

There might even be enough time to tickle the mummy!

>>13878994
Burn all abominations. And their victims too.

>>13878989
Would undead bully a purple kobold?

>>13878944
Eh, most stories involving Werewolves here still keep to the whole powerful predator thing anyway. The thread can have it's threadcanon dog girl.

Its only a matter of time before the obvious sub new girl has some guy claim he wants a dom version and a reverse version of the Hellhound argument begins again. I hope I'm wrong.

YBA asked for comments/criticism on Graystorm before and I only just finished it so I'm gonna post them here and hope he ever sees it.
1. Stop writing in second person if the protagonist is clearly a person with a personality and not a perfect blank slate in a CYOA.
2. The protagonist is pretty ineffectual and things happen to him, but he doesn't really do things. Somewhat boring.
3. Camel girl a best.

>>13879000
That might be why he said not quite. Some traits, but not all the way. Also, we've had some fluffy legs before, but not all the way fluffy, unless I'm forgetting something. There is usually some skin. Some, anyway.

>>13879002
Impregnate abominations.

>>13878972
>you get mad when

You say that like it doesn't apply to all of us, example, NTR.

>inb4 he wants ntr

I'm saying to stop posturing like you've never had part in a shitstorm, unintentionally or otherwise.

>>13878997
Better yet, not finding out for weeks or months that she replaced all the furniture with replicas. How long would it take to notice her weird reactions when you touch them, I wonder.

>>13879009
>2. The protagonist is pretty ineffectual and things happen to him, but he doesn't really do things
This has been my complaint for many of the stories here.

>>13879007
>spoiler
I don't know man, I'm a sub and I don't see the point of wanting that when we have a canid dom already. If somebody does that it will probably be shitposting.

>>13879016
Falcon punch abort abominations.

>>13879002

>Try to burn Yidhra
>She just gets turned on by it and shows you just how much like Ultimates Lifeform Cars she really is

>>13878929
Howard Carter was a famous archeologist who discovered the tomb of Tutankhamen, and (if you don't believe in curses) made it out alive and unscathed.
As far as we know, he didn't fuck mummies.

>>13879016
No.

>>13879014
>unless I'm forgetting something
Minotaurus, off the top of my head.

>>13879025
I want chaosfags to leave.

>>13879009
Not YBA, but I liked that the MC was an ineffectual coward. He was a nerdy student in another universe surrounded by powerful monster women who could physically outdo him easily. It made sense that an inexperienced guy would freak out at a hostile bunch of undead when the soldiers would just try and fight them off.

I also liked that he essentially took the role of the frightened damsel in distress in our movies and was self aware of it. Fitting because he's currently in a world where the females are the dominant gender.

>>13878988
I would literally doom humanity for a Shoggoth waifu.

>>13879034

Abominations have nothing to do with Warhammer you mong.

>>13879014

>>13878961
But I do love them and their beautiful smiles.

>>13879023
I said that because there's already a few guys who try and turn Hellhound into a sub. I can see a few guys doing the same to the new girl just to get back at them for this. Is it childish? Fuck yeah, but remember where we are.

>>13878991
Which is surprising as KC likes DnD

I wouldn't mind a cave of Kobolds for cuddling

>>13879044
>KCs Chaos realm
>Warhammer
You're the mong here, idiot.

>>13879031
Oh, you're right. I see them so rarely that I had it in my head that it started halfway and turned into hooves. Well, it still looks a little off to me with a fluffy girl like Kobold, but I wouldn't call her a furry-tier girl to begin with.

>>13879046
Alright, now that one is just comical.

>>13879014
Mino, holst, bunny

>>13879046
Maximum overfluff.

>>13879038
>Being this thirsty
Ayy

>>13879055

>He thinks Lovecraftian shit is Chaos
>But muh KC!

If anything they don't care at all about humanity unless they're enslaving them.

>>13879064
>No, I am right, not the guy who wrote it

I thought you faggots only show up in /lit/.

>>13879072
The death of the author is truly the birth of the shitposter.

>>13879038
I would literally free the Chaos Demons for a Shoggoth harem.

>>13879022
It's a common thing in our amateur fiction, but YBA set himself apart by having protagonists that are pirates or is a real monster or is a gangster. It's like Jojo part whateverthefuck and the new Jojo was a generic harem protagonist but with no harem.
>>13879036
I think that's perfectly valid for the latter half of it, but even before shit hits the fan and he's in his element in the tomb, he just does as he is told while being scared and never deviating. Never uses his own judgment or insight.

I'm also pretty curious as to how the monster girls negotiated a truce with Earth when they are clearly an end of life since LMAO no sons and no human nations remain.

>>13878839
>given ok by the mods
You got a single fact to back that up?

>>13878936
>Cu Sith?

>今回の魔物娘は「コボルド」　実は居なかった”普通”の犬娘です

>狼やジャッカルや、犬だけど普通ではないヘルハウンドなんかは居ましたが…･･･

>習性はまさにわんこそのものな彼女達で、おそらく魔物の中で一番人畜無害な存在らしいです。

>毎度のごとく、詳しくは　エロ魔物娘図鑑本文　をご覧くださいませ。

>普通のわんこ娘を出したので、そのうちケモよりの「クー・シー」とかも出します。のんびり待ってね！

According to a shitty machine translation of that final line, the Cu Sith is coming soon.

worry.jpg

>>13879084
Boy, is it.

>>13879090
>Shoggoth harem
Lewd! I'd prefer just the one.

>>13879009
1. is mostly a bad habit at this point and came from a time when most stories here were second person like that. And it's something I've been thinking about too. Nice to hear it from someone else too though.

2. basically >>13879036 got the intent
The guy is in over his head, way way way over his head.

>>13879090

Needs more turning women into Shoggoths.

Praise Her.

See how cancerous yurifags are when they're given even one ambiguous line from the creator, that even contradicts previous information and the creator's personal tastes?

Now imagine how bad it would be if this thread actually accepted them. Futa, yuri and faggotry are a cancer that never comes off after you've let it take root.

>>13879094
True, YBA is usually less offensive on that front.

>>13879094
>I think that's perfectly valid for the latter half of it, but even before shit hits the fan and he's in his element in the tomb, he just does as he is told while being scared and never deviating. Never uses his own judgment or insight.

The guy is based on a ton of research assistants I've seen and worked with. There's basically two kinds, the overconfident scrubs, and the big doe-eyed ones you have to tell every little thing to. He's more the latter.

>>13878839
Yeah, that was pretty shitty of them. Although, with all the shit that happened that thread I'm surprised they didn't just outright nuke it like that day someone replied to every single post with greentext with that shit "meme". Hell, even I got a warning that day and I haven't had any problems since... 2010?

>>13879105
You're not the real YBA. The real YBA would break my heart by writing something really compelling and then stopping without a trace.

What kind of body type is oppai loli without the retard beach ball tits?

On Alps story.
Goddam that bishi is a little bitch. He nearly instantly went from defiant to bitch. Then again it's not suprising since he was dumb enough to come along with the Elf in the first place and not pick up the hints he saw.

>>13879103
Understandable. besides some other things they'd potentially be a ridiculous handful to deal with, only second to Cheshire harems in that regard.

>>13879117
>research assistants
>the big doe-eyed ones you have to tell every little thing to
That's what mine is like. Basically a secretary that throws his hands up in the air saying ayo dunno how the moment something unexpected comes up.

>>13879128
Fat loli.

Trisha is still the best girl

>>13879128
>Oppai loli without the oppai
So, uh... are you serious here, or what?

>>13879129
It's Alp, what did you expect?

>>13879134
Best when smug

>>13879129
Eh. He's well suited for the role of gullible plaything.

>>13879135
That's not how you spell Jack.

>>13879101
>worry

Eh, we survived cait, we just gotta do the same thing.

>>13879135
She's shit just like everyone in that story except for jack

>>13879122
But I've been writing update stuff for Vengeance and M&M. I just need to connect it all together. And with that, I should get back to working on my Vengeance update.

>>13879135
i still think that shes using some kind of wonderland magic bullshit on dan.

>>13879147
>>13879135
>>13879155
>implying it's not Dananon
I'd make an honest woman out of him

>>13879135
Agreed.

>>13879159
Entirely possible. She's yet to show her true colors.

>>13879160
>Liking Coldsteel the human

>>13879135
Wrong twin.

>>13879168
I take him over all the wimpy shits who get to call themselves MCs in here.

>>13879159
>>13879165

>>13879171
I think Vanessa would have a change of heart sooner or later and be more loyal to Dan than trish. I still have hope for her

>>13879158
Sounds good, but I know better than to get my hopes up. You're definitely one of our best writers in terms of both quality and competency, but reliable you are not.

>>13879171
>Liking brain damaged goods

>>13879172
I prefer having likeable MCs that act like real humans

Hey. I've been hearing about this new maid business going on lately. Since I'm going to be on a very important business trip soon, I thought it would be a good idea to hire a monstergirl maid.

But nothing's happening, all she does is ask for stupid things like "headpats" all the time. What a waste of money.

>>13879155
>She's shit just like that story

>>13879180
>Good characters have to be likeable
But that's not true

>>13879180
I do too, but I choose the lesser evil when I have to.

>>13879172

Eh, I find the whole tough guy MC thing hard to swallow when you're up against monsters who could destroy you without breaking a sweat.

Doomguy types could and would probably happen, but the average human is not going to fare well in a fight with a monstergirl.

>>13879179

>>13879176
I doubt it. Though having the very monster instincts that she hates so much and spent a good portion of her adolescent life running from decide to latch onto the MC would be deliciously ironic.

>>13879158
>Vengeance update

i feel the need to express how much i missed you dan

>>13879183
"Headpats" is code for dick, give her what she wants anon. Don't pay attention to the cries of "please stop this isn't what I meant" and any tears, she's just being tsundere.

It's a long held tradition to rape the maids.

>>13879188
>who could destroy you without breaking a sweat
But that's wrong.

>>13879188
>Danon
>A tough guy

I think you mean he's got horsepussy muscle.

>>13879180
I love to watch him bumbling around and his biggest blunder is still waiting in the wings.

>>13879188
I wish this invincible monster meme would just die.
Not all monsters are super strong, I thought we'd been over this.

>>13879179
>not liking faggotcat with an extra serving of crazy

>>13879186
But if You're going to be following a someone for a whole plot, its a good thing to make it so people don't hate them

who the fuck are you all quoting

>>13879186
Agreed. For example, I'm probably in the minority but I find some of Laven's actions pretty unpleasant or even brutal. Like how he beat up that pacifist priest for healing the mercs he was fighting. Its the sort of thing a villain does, not the hero.

>>13879204
>liking retard bullies

>>13879188
He's resourceful. taking one step at a time. making more allies and what not. the real threat is the succumom. i still dont trust her but theres this part of me that wants to know more about her and what are her real intentions

>>13879203
Threadcanon sucks, I thought we all knew this. Sometimes it's cute, but mostly it takes nice or interesting concepts and monsters then ruins them.

>>13879204
>>not liking faggotcat with an extra serving of crazy

toss in some obidience and loyalty and we got best girl right here aside from trish

>>13879180
Being stupidly aggressive and hateful isn't not acting like a human. The biggest Dan character flaw is that he keeps leaving shit unresolved. Jane went undealt with for days while she schemed and isn't even totally out yet. Not to mention, he knows Trisha is trying to entrap him with a baby but is taking no steps to prevent that or fight back. He's secretly hoping she succeeds, and he can live happy with her.

>>13879214
Who cares? She needed to be destroyed yesterday.

>>13879210
>I don't know

You know that one monster girl? The one you've been hanging out with for months now, and have a huge crush on? Well, you've finally gotten up the courage to ask to go out with her the only way you know how: through a mixtape to woo her!
What kind of music do you use?
Hardmode: Make a playlist for her on your youtube or spotify or whatever! It has to be at least 8 songs long!
Godmode: Shuffle one of your playlists! The first eight songs you get are your mixtape to ask her out! Here's hoping she doesn't kill you!

>>13879188
>being average

>>13879224
Why the fuck would I use a mixtape for any reason?

>>13879229
Because apparently it's the 1980's again.

>>13879226
Yes, we're all impressed with how awesome you are.

>>13879219
>Threadcanon sucks
You won't get any disagreement from me.

>>13879224
The 80's ended a loooong time ago.

>>13879221
>spoiler
More like he's not planning on lasting long enough for that to become a concern.

>>13879128
That's kind of what makes them oppai loli.
>>13879110
>that even contradicts previous information
KC contradicts himself even in profiles and the world guides. Nothing he writes should be taken seriously, regardless of if it's for or against yuri.

>>13879221
>>13879214
Oh yeah and fucking succumom is all up in his head, and he's just sort of ok with it. Fucker should be sleeping in a holy water bath with horse sentries every night.

>>13879194
I hired a maid to do what she's been paid to do: Be a maid. She's barely doing her job and I'm not liking it, can't she work any better than this?

>>13879229
Either >>13879230 or because you're a hopeless music geek in this hypothetical situation. Take your pick.

>>13879224
No, because that sounds idiotic.

>>13879247
I'd rather die.

>>13879128
A travesty.

>>13879233
If you trained as much as you salt, you too could have any monster you want, on your terms, instead of being at their mercy.

Acquire skill.

>>13879164
Good work, it's nice to see that colored.

>>13879244
He had no reasons to doubt up until recently that the defenses he had against her were inadequate. Which brings us back to his bad habit of overlooking things.

>>13879254
It has been for ages, where have you been?

>>13879128
Shit.

>>13879238
Threadcanon wouldn't be a problem if it was only used jokingly or lightly, but now every wurm must be a retard, werewolves are all subs and act like pet dogs, succubi are all sluts who sleep with any man who asks.

>>13879128
Is this feasible?
>>13879258
The gutter.

>>13879244
She's been fucking with him for at least two years and upping the ante the whole time. We can see the stuff getting a lot worse, but for him a lot of it is more of the same bullshit.

What's really strange is she's actually been helping him lately. Plus we know she doesn't destroy him in the love route. There's something else going on for sure.

>>13879252
If I wanted to be the dom in a relationship I'd get off the computer and talk to a human girl.

>>13879271
>The gutter.
Still better than MGC Detroit.

>>13879269
>succubi are all sluts who sleep with any man who asks
the only thing wrong with this is that it's true for all KC MGs and the thread only applies it to succubi.

>>13879276
>implying you could dom a human girl
kek

>>13879279
MGC is Detroit.

I want my MG step sister to be a perfect honor student at school and a NEET at home

>>13879252
You know that entire thing about grinding was probably KC fucking with retarded maledomfags like you right?

>>13879291
It's double-Detroit.

>>13879290
>kek

Nice response. Here's yours.

>>13879269
>succubi aren't sluts who sleep with any man that asks

You owe me a new pair of sides.

Yes, once they get married that's done, but come the fuck on anon.

>>13879296
>Hello, I am bait
Nice to meet you bait.

>its that time where the guy who thinks he's fucking Duke Nukem and the guy who thinks all monsters are invincible warrior goddesses have their pissing contest

Can we go one thread without this? Please?

>>13879304
Yeah, that's what I thought.

>>13879325
We've already had a shoggoth vs kiki argument and someone digging up the yuri argument from the previous thread. Now it's domfaggotry's turn.

Once somebody starts arguing about alps again we've fulfilled our quota and then we can start discussing things in peace. Maybe.

>>13879325
I could go for some more challenge pissing myself.

See if you can pee straight up and not get wet.

But that's a different matter entirely.

>>13879301
Mg Detroit is better than actual Detroit.
And even if it's worse I'll still see my lions play

>>13879251

That makes a Manticore look doubly stupid as that body type

>>13879325
I keep bringing it up, but just ban the side that starts this shit all the time.

>>13879272
>we know she doesn't destroy him in the love route
Honestly, this may be more a symptom of poor planning/undecided character motivation and the shorter time table he put himself of for Love Nina end. He said it would be a night of writing, but it took a couple of weeks so he might have rushed a bit.

>>13879348
Oppai loli manticores are for snuggling

>>13879346
I dunno, not that I have any desire to find out.

>>13879349
>implying you're not the baiting faggot
Nice try.

Besides, if we did that, we'd have to ban a lot people on both sides.

>>13879251
Every time I see this picture, I wonder how she keeps from falling over.

>>13879348
>>13879355
>oppai loli manticore
What did I miss and does it have art?

>>13879359
Just ban one side completely and you're good.

I think it's petty obvious who always starts this and needs to be banned too.

>>13879355
All oppai lolis are built for cuddles.

>>13879372
>I think it's petty obvious
Is it? Because I can bring you enough samples from both sides plus the one false-flagging faggot you pretend not to be.

>>13879369
>What did I miss
A greentext with some side discussion
>and does it have art?
Nope

>>13879350
There actually is a reason for it. It has to do with demonic contracts as was mentioned when she visited him that one night. Marriage is a contract. She cannot harm her family on a whim. She can only act if someone wants to harm her. Technically she shouldn't be able to cheat either, but that's a spoiler for a later time.

>>13879372
I see what you're doing

>>13879372
>start baiting
>call for the "offending side" to be banned
>but never make it clear which side you're referring to, to further bait both

You really need to get a new strategy.

>>13879276
>excusing your weakness by calling yourself a sub

Disgraceful.

oppai lolis are literally worse than ebola

>>13879329
>Still playing the internet tough guy

I really don't understand what you're getting from this, but I'm done with this shit anyway.

>>13879388
Explain in the story or don't bother at all. Going out of the way to meta say something is important or will be covered later makes me hate talking to writefags.

>>13879405
>Ebola
>Bad

As long as it keeps killing niggers I'm fine with Ebola.

>>13879400
>Not wanting a strong powerful girl to make happy.

>>13879413
Fellow /pol/ack pls.

Any happenings I should be aware of?

>>13879372
No, it is not obvious. Unless you mean ban the one guy who keeps fanning the flames for both sides, in which case I agree.

>>13878670
Fluffy! I like fluffy. Fluffy is cute.

At least she's not nearly as dangerously cheesy as Cait Sith.

>>13879405
They're mobile paizuri stands with cute features.

>>13879422
I ain't /pol/ I just hate niggers and sandniggers.

I'm fine with a few Asians and some spics but niggers are a big no.

>>13879436
Eh, you'll fit right in.

>>13879408
It's not something the MC knows, so it's not in the story yet. He just knows vaguely that contracts are binding to her, which was demonstrated. Fair enough though. Show don't tell is always the better option. But it means I won't be able to answer questions people have that future plot relevant either.

All the hints are there already to what she wants though, building up for awhile.

>>13879420
Giving up already? Well, that's to be expected.

>>13879463
I'm just content in finding a cozy place in life.

>>13879373
That they are

>>13879463
It's know that people here have different preferences in girls and the things they want to have done/do to them, so why make an issue about it on a Tibetan picture visualization chatroom?

>>13879384

>Angry Orchards

Well that was a fun idea while it lasted.

>>13879463
Not everything needs to be a fight or argument, anon. Embrace contentedness.

>>13879405

Thanks for posting, goat.

>>13878670
Eeh, I prefer my monsterparts to have a natural ZR. Some one's getting a shave. I was hoping this was Cu Sith, because that would have been hilarious.

>>13879481
Sweet jesus, look at those wet fox tits.

>>13879433
I want to carry an Oppai loli dwarf as she drunkly stammers how she'd sock me if there weren't three of me.

>>13879495
Now, that looks comfy. 10/10, would participate in Ushi cuddles, whether consensual or not.

>>13879495
Big girls are olev

>>13879495
I want to cuddle a monstergirl for warmth on a cold winter night.
I want to be able to look at her face and see her blush.

>>13879495
Damn, that gigantic cleavage looks comfy.

>>13879525
for you

>>13879530
I want a Holst of that size, with a chest big enough to snuggle into!

>>13879495
That really does look comfortable. So comfortable. Even if she reached down and started groping.

>>13879548
What if she started giving a slow handjob? While patting your head with her other hand?

>>13879554
I would be ok with it, obviously, but it would be nice to just sit there with her too. Still, that kind of handjob is pretty high tier.

>>13878858
I was in that thread. I'm not arguing either way, but there were plenty of quotes that contradicted those. Nice cherry picking, faggot, why didn't you save those too?

Mantis best girl.

I am upset that there hasn't been an edit of the Darling Punch scene from the Anime using Touma's punch SFX from Index
No I can't do it myself, I am as retarded as a fetus when it comes to tech shit

>>13879481
>>13879473
>>13879495
>resignation

Go away buddha, if you had any sense you'd have bitch slapped mara and fucked his daughterus until they couldn't walk. and not take responsibility.

>>13879601

It's okay Anon I can't write for shit so we're even stephens

>>13879602
Shhh, it's okay anon. Just let go.

>>13879602
But what if I don't want to step onto other people to fulfill selfish desires? I just want to have a nice loving wife.

Anyone know any monster girl tier buy-fag shit coming out or i can buy, i dont care what others think now so i just wanna buy them now.

>>13879614
I think we've gotten off track and should stop.

>>13879621
They're making chibi figurines of Miia, Papi, and Cerea that should come out later this year.

>MFW i'm literally worse than Alp when writing dialogue

>>13879634
Kill yourself.

>>13879593
Yes

>>13879634
Is that possible?

>>13879602
Well, Aizen was an overpowered shithead.

But he's not wrong.

>>13879634
Gimme an iteration of Alp's dialogue and yours.

>>13879538
>large size holst
Yes please! Think of all the milk!

>>13879643
>overpowered

This is bad?

>>13879650
I casually refer you to this particular story.
>http://pastebin.com/7w8A2d7H

>>13879634
What part of the universe did you break?

>>13879650
Are you insane?! It'll cause a massive explosion!

>>13879655
I want to punish a baphomet by giving her megaholst milk
That'll teach her to steal my sammich

>>13879661
If she steals your sandwich, why not just make a new one for her to steal? With megaholst sharp cheddar?

>>13879602
A man who struggles all his life will die discontent.
I'd rather live a good and peaceful life, remembered by my loved ones.

>>13879663
>Megaholst cheese

Intriguing.

>>13879663
That's what I'll do afterwards
An easy way to see if she didn't learn her lesson and if I need to up the dosage

I want to splice a mega-holst with kesaran DNA, and spike the world's water supply with her milk.

>>13879670
Ara ara cake made with mega holst milk.

>>13879670
Yeah.
I still prefer Hathor cheese to bait my maus traps though

>>13879654
From a story point-of-view, absolutely.

I mean, I'd love to be OP, but you probably couldn't make a compelling story out of it.

>>13879678
Worked for One Punch Man, if only because they went in a completely different direction with it.

>>13879676
Dear god...what madness is this?
>>13879677
Must be fun to come home to those traps. or to see it happen live.

>>13879634
It's okay, I'm literally worse than Alp at everything when it comes to writing. It's why I stick to doing one post green texts here and don't attempt to make people vomit with disgust at an actual story.

>>13879664
>die discontent

Liar, that's only if he fails.

>>13879680
It is.
The mice can't escape if they can't get back in the hole

>>13879679
>One Punch Man
It can sure, there are good Superman stories out there. Or so I've heard.

Gettin' hype for The One Punch Man anime.

>>13879634
Bullshit. Which writefag are you, I don't think anyone could write worse dialogue than Alp, its like his superpower.

captionfag here, this one was a lot harder than i thought, but i got it done!
(nsfw) http://imgur.com/hJq09pD
Your question for the afternoon (at least, it's afternoon here in clapistan) is:
If you were the proud owner of a large holstaurus farm, what measures would you take to prevent them from forcefully mating with you? Cows are pretty strong, so I'm sure a normal fence won't do, and, since they're also bipedal, they could also crawl under barbed wire.

>>13879689
Do they try>

>>13879696
>http://imgur.com/hJq09pD
Eh, not my thing really, but your work is appreciated.

>>13879696
Do that one thing where they surgically open up a hole in a cow to all of them. They'll be too embarrassed about seeing all their insides to form a proper attempt at rape.

>>13879696
I would marry their minotaur onee-san, she'll protect me!

>>13879696
Shock collars powered by car batteries

>>13879696
Cows are strong, sure, but every ranch in existence relies on the fact that they are too lazy/content to knock down fences.

>>13879696

>what measures would you take to prevent them from forcefully mating with you?

Anon is confounded by your stupidity!

>>13879696
>http://imgur.com/hJq09pD
Would become a cum dispenser for.

>>13879690
I've read a few superman stories, and some of the best are more about him as a character then him punching things. Like how All-Star Superman was him coming to terms that he was dying. Or how Birthright was mostly him growing into the role of superman, or how in Red Son they what would have happened if he was raised in the Soviet Union.

>>13879716
>Not wanting to be raped means you're stupid
Dude, fucking your cattle decreases their marketing value. Gotta bring money home somehow.

>>13879696
Why would I want to stop them? I would imagine a properly loved Holsts milk tastes even better. It's all about the love, man. Or I could do an interview thing with each potential farmhand and see how they do with the single holsts. They wont want me if they have someone else.

>>13879697
Yep, sometimes it's while its effects take place and they get stuck with a newly plumped rear sticking out of the hole or its too late and they are struggling to squeeze a newly developed chest passed it.
Had one unfortunate one that grabbed all the cheese and ate it at once.
Was quite the interesting sight when I got home

>>13879719
>All-Star Superman
That's the one that people say is good.
Guess I have to go check it out after all.

>>13879720
>Selling your harem
Would find a way to make money somehow. Like selling black market Oomukade venom to lonely chirstmas cakes.

>>13879720

>>Not wanting to be raped means you're stupid

I'm glad we can agree on this point. We had a good conversation.

>>13879740
>Making a harem out of farm animals
What kind of farmer are you?

>>13879752
P-Plaugeofgripes-sama?

I want to breed husky girls and race them in competitions!

>>13879770
In the Iditawan?

I want to treat monster girls that are based off animalistic monsters like normal every day animals!

>>13879752
The kind that easily gives in to pleading holsts that become attached to their strong reliable farmer.

Woah a new Monster Girl already

KC's on a roll

>>13879790
How would you treat a Kakuen?

Dress her up and put her on a childrens show?

>>13879808
I'd let her ride on my shoulders like what happened when I went on a trip to Central America.

>>13879775
Yes, they'll get stack as a reward for a hard race!

>>13879808
Give her an organ grinder and have her beg for money.

>>13879790
That's wrong anon

>>13879808

Give her malt liquor and some bullion.

>>13879808
Recreate the movie "Every Which Way But Loose" with her.

>>13879694

All you need to know is I'm shit and technically an enemy of the thread by proxy of stupid shit

>>13879820
No it's not, It's fun.

I want to throw a Mermaid back into the sea and call her a fish!

>>13879790
>Horse Pussy comes p to you
>"Excuse me sir, could you give me directions to..."
Aw, you like me, don't you girl?
>"What!?"
You're so cute, I love centaurs
>"I'm cute..."
>She blushes like mad
Here, you want a carrot don't you?
>"So suddenly! Very well, I accept your feelings, do with me as you will"
>Anon holds up an actual carrot to her face
>"What?"
This is what you want isn't it, a nice carrot for the mare, don't be shy, just take it
>"I am not a horse!" Her cheeks puff as she rages
Whoa girl, whoa, maybe I'll save my carrot for someone who will appreciates it
>"You jackass!"
Whinny whinny, I can't understand you girl. You're adorable, you think you're people
>Anon pats her head
>"I AM SPEAKING PERFECT ENGLISH YOU ASS!"
Yeah, whinny to you to horse, bye bye

>>13879807
And, neither chaos shit or furry, may the good times never end.

>>13879821
Bullion?

>>13879826
I want to scratch a Hellhound behind the ears and ask where her owner is!

>>13879826
Das racist, mang.

>>13879826
>could've had horse pussy
>trolls her instead

I approve of this.

I want a Centaur girl to creepily try to stalk me and then use her knight skills to kidnap me!

>>13879854
>kidnapping
Not very knightly, is it?

>>13879854
Oh my, that does sound appealing.
Even better if she has giant Centaur titties.

>>13879854
I want a Centaur to use her hidden Stand Power to combat me while I pose!

>>13879840

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIt2CdbBo_w

>>13879826
Dude horses can buck pretty hard I'd watch out.

>>13879861
No anon, Stands are for humans only.

>>13879861

>Now! know the might of 「Horse With No Name」!

>>13879869
But Dio had one, and he's a vampire.

>>13879873
Point taken.

For males only.

>>13879869
Animals can get them, so why not monstergirls?

>>13879876
But Part 6.

>>13879877
MGs are already OP. Do they really need Stands too?

At the very least, let everyone have them then.

>>13879876
>Jolyne Kujo

>>13879880
You're forgetting Part 3 and beyond.

>>13879859
>Going to bed when horse pussy with BEEG CENTAUR TEETEES crashes through the ceiling
>Can't even say anything as she throws you on her back and races from the house
>"Do not worry my lord! The foul sorceress known as "Shiela" won't catch you with me as your guard!"
>Shiela?...isn't that the mail harpy?

>>13879857
She's a fallen knight, driven by her love that she views as pure and justified! She hates that I spurned her, and realized that I just don't know what's good for me. I'm a dainty human boy, I can't protect myself, only she can. She'd kidnap me for my own good, and have her perfect romance as well! She is protecting me right, she deserves to have me, it's her right!

>>13879880
>>13879884
Alright fine, everybody gets a stand, even Grandma.

Yuki-onna, yes or no?

>>13879888
>being dainty human boy
This offends me.

>>13879886
I like it.

>>13879890
Maybe.

How far would you go to protect your daughteru?

>>13879890
Yeti > Yuki-Onna > Wendigo

>>13879839
You lost girl?
>"Excuse me?"
Such a fine animal, no way you're a stray
>"Heh, you trying to be cheeky boya? Maybe a nip of the old sulfur wi-OOOOOOH
Your ears are so pointy, yet floopy!
>"Don't...scratch...don't touch my ears!
>Her leg thumps wildly
I love dogs, where is your owner girl? Where's your owner?
>Anon baby talks her as she becomes a puddle of pleasure, he sets her on her back and scratches her belly
Who's a good guurl? You are! You are!
>He scratches her until she's half asleep on the ground
Well, I hope your owner turns up, I'd take you home if I could, but I already have pets so, later
>She comes out of it long enough to half whimper a chocked "call me?"

>>13879892
Boys should be cute for their wives.

>>13879892
Better that than a 300 lb neckbeard.

>>13879898
Why bother when I have like 15 others minimum? In the time it would take to pick up one that I left at the mall I could just make another.

>>13879889
>Now deary, have some more pie.
>No thanks gran, I'm already full.
>That's fine, my Stand [Back in my day] can force you to eat more pie.
>NANI?!

>>13879902
Go away shota, no one likes you.

>>13879904
Go away assumption chan, everyone thinks you're an insufferable know it all bitch.

>>13879898
I would reject my humanity

>>13879902
No.

>>13879900
I never knew how much I needed something like this until now.

>>13879898
I'd fist God.