Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:56:43 2015 No.14055694 [Reply] [Original]

'sup nerds?
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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:59:41 2015 No.14055700 You fool. >>14049780 Janny delete this please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 08:00:36 2015 No.14055702 >>14055694 Goddammit OP, someone just noted at the end of the last thread that we already have another one up thanks to some retard.

>>	biteme Sun Sep 6 14:11:13 2015 No.14057042 I thought you should know this, someone seems to be messing with you. >>>/u/1858373

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 20:18:23 2015 No.14058955 File: 1.18 MB, 1127x1600, 1439164412383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pharaoh a best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 07:26:58 2015 No.14061846 File: 655 KB, 300x169, 1441624433219.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who shark daughteru here ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:04:21 2015 No.14065163 For anyone who missed my writefag link before http://touchfluffytail.org/?author=350

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:05:27 2015 No.14065170 >>14065163 >Bob's hugbox Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:56:28 2015 No.14065402 File: 905 KB, 1062x1505, 4ac0f0e7539d88a9bcfd861c58b1618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a chinese vampire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:20:21 2015 No.14065548 It begins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:20:22 2015 No.14065549 We finally deaded. Welcome to our new temporary home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:20:22 2015 No.14065550 File: 203 KB, 661x610, 35456306_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] (Free Yeti to a good home)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:20:41 2015 No.14065552 >>14057042 Why is this thing here too? Goddamn yurifags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:20:46 2015 No.14065553 This is a femdom only rapemachine thread. Maledom posters do not post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:20:51 2015 No.14065556 File: 49 KB, 1000x800, 1441428568158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ain't got no time for bird sex~. >I gotta fly~!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:21:30 2015 No.14065562 File: 101 KB, 638x580, 1423791409523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14055694 Worst waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:22:19 2015 No.14065564 File: 247 KB, 750x650, 1439423600038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to create a city of mouse girls out of my own offspring

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:22:41 2015 No.14065568 >>14065553 >not even fresh bait for the new thread Not that I expected anything from you, mangina-kun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:22:45 2015 No.14065569 I shall destroy all monsters

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:22:58 2015 No.14065570 Why does the rest of /jp/ hate us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:23:00 2015 No.14065571 File: 678 KB, 480x320, 1438803379817.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065553 Stop posting any time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:23:00 2015 No.14065572 >>14065170 >disregarding something based soley on where it came from i bet you visit /pol/ to

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:23:19 2015 No.14065574 >>14055694 Quick, post here before somebody makes a new thread!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:23:57 2015 No.14065576 >>14065550 I know a place just outside of Heaven. >>14065556 Quick, tie her to a pole and tickle her with her own feathers until she gives up the secret of flying on a broom!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:24:31 2015 No.14065581 >>14065570 >why does the last 5-10 native /jp/sies hate one of the biggest things that killed the board? Gee, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:24:31 2015 No.14065582 >>14065570 Who cares?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:24:48 2015 No.14065584 >>14065570 Dunno. As long as we keep to ourselves, and don't bother the other threads, we'll be fine, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:24:55 2015 No.14065585 >>14065170 >I write hugbox Oh, cause in /monster/ they called me an edgelord for it not being hugboxxy enough. Nothing satisfies anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:25:13 2015 No.14065586 >>14065564 I'm going to impregnate all your daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:25:54 2015 No.14065591 >>14065574 That's not going to stop retards from being retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:26:42 2015 No.14065592 >>14065576 Or just make her too heavy to fly by giving her a cream filling and putting a bun in her oven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:27:30 2015 No.14065600 >>14065592 Impregnating a maid? Haruhmph.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:27:47 2015 No.14065601 >>14065586 >implying I haven't monopolized my man juice, due to my powerful maus industry, and impregnated all your daughterus before you could finish that post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:28:20 2015 No.14065603 File: 305 KB, 1200x1720, 06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The greatest love story ever told is finally translated!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:28:53 2015 No.14065608 File: 704 KB, 738x1100, Jorougumo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is no arachne better than this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:28:58 2015 No.14065609 File: 47 KB, 500x881, sheep daki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14055694 More monster girls with dakimakuras, Kikis with a daki of their master to hug when he's away

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:29:26 2015 No.14065612 >>14065603 >love story >NTR I can only assume you're being sarcastic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:29:29 2015 No.14065613 >>14065603 Isn't this a story about cucking nd death?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:29:46 2015 No.14065615 File: 192 KB, 1280x720, 1440653254353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065603 >After overcoming our racial differences Absolutely disgraceful

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:29:47 2015 No.14065616 >>14065592 I want to make a harpy too heavy to fly via impregnation and holst milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:29:53 2015 No.14065618 >>14065612 Of course he is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:30:16 2015 No.14065620 >>14065608 Eh yeah, I guess she pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:30:40 2015 No.14065622 >>14065615 Hitler only hated rats, like jews and gypsy's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:30:50 2015 No.14065625 >>14058955 at being not as good as Apophis

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:30:53 2015 No.14065626 >>14065615 True degeneracy, I concur.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:31:31 2015 No.14065632 >>14058955 Pharaoh is an Alp and you like a boy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:31:50 2015 No.14065634 >>14065625 Hopefully, we'll get one like this of her too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:31:53 2015 No.14065635 File: 878 KB, 700x463, Tragic Love.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065603

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:32:09 2015 No.14065636 >>14065601 But then your second batch of daughterus will feel left out if you don't impregnate them as well, leading to a cycle of impregnation that will cause major overpopulation and possibly deformed offspring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:32:17 2015 No.14065637 >>14065603 >doesn't put eggs in his butthole what the fuck kind of bullshit mermaid is this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:33:01 2015 No.14065639 File: 656 KB, 1179x1200, 1439673317817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065625 I don't see undead grapesnakes anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:33:46 2015 No.14065642 >>14065613 >death No, but there is daughteru dicking >>14065612 >implying the fat guy™ doesn't genially love his waifu and daughteru Fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:34:17 2015 No.14065644 >>14065636 These things won't happen because my sperm is literally perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:35:21 2015 No.14065649 >>14065642 he ntrs his wife with his daughter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:35:23 2015 No.14065650 I want to marry Chubby Alp Senpai!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:36:35 2015 No.14065656 >>14065650 I want to form a marital union with over weight tomboy succubus senior!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:36:39 2015 No.14065657 I want to take my Wurm daughter to an amusement park!

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:37:28 2015 No.14065658

>>14065650
>I want an unhealthy waifu
the fuck is wrong with you people? I mean I can understand fetish shit, but wanting a waifu who is living an unhealthy life style? Shit niggas, do you want her dead? /fit/, or at least on weight for BMI or gtfo unhealthy fags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:38:13 2015 No.14065660 >>14065658 mamono mana means monster girls can be chubby and healthy though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:38:26 2015 No.14065661 >>14065658 /fit/ pls go.

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:38:43 2015 No.14065662
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>"H-Hey baby, you thirsty? 'Cause I got something for you to drink"
>"Wait! I messed that up, let me try another."
>"Um- I've got ten things I need right now, and all of them are you."
>"No! That's dumb, one more time!"
>"Hey cutie, did yo know that once you go crow, you'll forever be aglow?'
>"Ah damn, I'm never going to get a boyfriend."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:39:03 2015 No.14065663 >>14065661 /fit/ pls stay and have some cake! We all know that they're Alps anyway! This is our chance!

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:39:47 2015 No.14065664

>I want to X a chubby alp sempai ( >>14065650 )
>You will never be breastfed by a holst
>RNG -dere MG game
>Jorou-Gumo is best spider ( >>14065608 )
>Requesting artfag draw wolfgirl biting watermelon!

Did I miss any posts that get spammed at the starting hours of every new thread? (Except RNG game, that usually comes at the end of every thread).

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:39:50 2015 No.14065665 I want to lick my waifu's toned midriff!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:40:18 2015 No.14065670 Whoever wrote the Twin Cubs story it was great, but will you continue to write what the Mom does to him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:40:50 2015 No.14065672 >>14065662 You. In my bed. Now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:41:03 2015 No.14065673 File: 55 KB, 1000x1000, 134578453879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ka-Ku-En Riding on a segway! Ka-Ku-En Riding on a segway! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGUIpv-JxI

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:41:38 2015 No.14065677 >>14065664 Well there's the crow tengu one post above yours. Also that was the first pro-CAS post I've seen in like a month.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:42:22 2015 No.14065679 File: 208 KB, 912x688, Meanwhile inna woods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065664 Are you upset?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:42:23 2015 No.14065680 >>14065672 You're not supposed to fall for her you dork!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:43:18 2015 No.14065683 File: 353 KB, 672x951, Murmaider.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065635 MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID MURDER! MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID MURDER! This should be Mero's theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxehyRH8Ec

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:43:23 2015 No.14065684 >>14065665 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:43:34 2015 No.14065685 >>14065673 I'm going to smack that Kakuen butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:43:35 2015 No.14065686 >>14065680 It's too cute. I want to make sweet tender love to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:43:46 2015 No.14065687 >>14065664 RNGs tend to show up when the thread goes dead. It's a good way to get conversations going. >>14065680 But anon, she's cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:43:50 2015 No.14065689 >>14065664 Maids are Olev.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:44:51 2015 No.14065690 >>14065662 I'd a socially awkward tengu. Then we can drop all of our spaghetti together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:45:31 2015 No.14065692 >>14065690 Better clean it up fast, you'll never know when a Creepy Crawly is about. Oh wait, you DO know! Because they stink so bad!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:46:33 2015 No.14065696 File: 111 KB, 500x600, 1428646261084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065664 I miss Oomukadoc and the threadly doses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:46:50 2015 No.14065698 File: 62 KB, 482x308, 1441571537001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't believe you heretics!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:47:34 2015 No.14065702 >>14065686 >>14065687 But she's a nerd that only knows about sex from smutty romance novels and hentai. She'll want to try all sorts of weird things out and she's a nerd!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:47:38 2015 No.14065703 >>14065692 Wow, you called that immediately. I'm impressed. >>14065696

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:48:32 2015 No.14065704 >>14065702 We can awkwardly experiment with our bodies together! And you act like nerdy girls aren't olev.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:48:57 2015 No.14065706 >>14065692 They only thing that smells is fur. And skunkgirls

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:49:26 2015 No.14065709

>>14065696
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a Oomukade crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip her over on her back. The Oomukade lays on her back, her belly baking in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:49:30 2015 No.14065710 >>14065696 >disgusting shit color instead of delicous white.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:49:41 2015 No.14065711 >>14065706 And bugs that spread about a miasma of disease and depravity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:50:28 2015 No.14065712 >>14065662 I want to make tender love to a nerveous mg!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:50:33 2015 No.14065713 >>14065709 You lost me at 'looking down'

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:50:41 2015 No.14065714 >>14065710 >trying to start shit Purple is the sexiest color, submit to it already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:50:43 2015 No.14065715 >>14065710 Dark skin is the colour of lust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:52:31 2015 No.14065720 >>14065715 It's the colour of shitskins and sand niggers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:52:33 2015 No.14065721 >>14065709 What did you do to her arms?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:52:46 2015 No.14065722 There is nothing left here anymore. So very tired.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:52:48 2015 No.14065723 >>14065714 Purple is ok >>14065715 dark skin is the color of poverty and terrorism

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:53:27 2015 No.14065726 I want to to awoo~ at a werewolf! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfYKbc1_a0

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:53:54 2015 No.14065729 >>14065720 >>14065723 Do I sense the jelly of people who can't tan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:54:02 2015 No.14065731 >>14065715 Truly. It's why Egyptian girls are my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:54:38 2015 No.14065734 >>14065726 Micolash I swear to fucking Kos Or for some, Kosm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:54:53 2015 No.14065735 >>14065723 >Year of our Lord MMXV >Not knowing where our number system and algebra comes from /pol/ plz.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:55:21 2015 No.14065736 File: 76 KB, 628x343, 231414123414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] guys guys guys guys what kind of mg would quiet be and why is she so good

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:55:23 2015 No.14065737 Crow Tengu promising that you'll always be together before grabbing a knife and using it to cut the wedding cake when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:55:34 2015 No.14065739 >>14065726 I want to sneak up behind a Werewolf and rape her, making her my bitch for life!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:55:53 2015 No.14065740 >>14065729 Really? All I smell is potatos. Course that's no difference.

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:56:49 2015 No.14065744

>>14065735
Dunno who Al-Gabeera is, but 'murricans invented numbers to make sense of the taxes dem British tried to take from us, and then we's killed 'em, by God!
>>14065740
What's wrong with potatoes? I mean you eat all those POTATO chips and french fries, that's all taters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:57:46 2015 No.14065747 >>14065740 >He doesn't like Potatoes Anon, you're making the plant girls cry

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:58:05 2015 No.14065750 >>14065737 >Murdering an innocent wedding cake I could never love such a fiend!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:58:35 2015 No.14065753 >>14065736 Quiet? Ghosts are probably quiet, as are girtablilu, and an obedient Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:58:36 2015 No.14065754 >>14065736 a shitty MG who's worse than DD and all the canid MGs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:58:55 2015 No.14065756 >>14065740 >Talking shit about potatoes And here we see the Anonymous who lacks the skill to mash 'em, boil 'em, or put them in a stew

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:59:03 2015 No.14065757 >>14065747 I like Red potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:59:06 2015 No.14065758 File: 23 KB, 250x414, The whitest man to ever white.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065744 It's a shot at Ireland

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:59:11 2015 No.14065759 >>14065747 Plant girls are shit! Shit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:59:26 2015 No.14065762 >>14065750 The cake was delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:59:27 2015 No.14065763 File: 87 KB, 528x600, 1424269417111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What monstergirls make the for the best fodder-tier gangsters?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:59:51 2015 No.14065764 >>14065756 Stupid fat anon ruins it! >>14065763 Not that goddess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:01:00 2015 No.14065767 >>14065763 Anything tough or smug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:01:00 2015 No.14065768 >>14065763 Goblins Devils Imps

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:01:16 2015 No.14065769 >>14065736 Is this stupid /v/ creep from MGS, and prior from Splatoon, a relatively unique development, or did we also have stupid posts back in the day asking what monstergirls GLaDOS or Cortana would be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:01:43 2015 No.14065770 >>14065736 1. Butterfly, Duh 2. She's not as good as DD

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:02:03 2015 No.14065773 >>14065736 She's a plantgirl I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:02:08 2015 No.14065774 >>14065763 Orcs goblins or onis

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:02:44 2015 No.14065777 >>14065758 YOU LOOK STUPID

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:02:47 2015 No.14065778 File: 64 KB, 191x231, 1407215196095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065769 MGS has always been relevant to these threads, newfriend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:02:56 2015 No.14065780 File: 129 KB, 600x369, 1440905645615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065698

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:03:55 2015 No.14065784 >>14065763 Orcs, goblins, biker mice, vanilla werewolves, anything that normally comes in a group would probablyfit well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:04:50 2015 No.14065786 >>14065780 Nobody here deserves hugs, no matter how much they say how they want them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:05:38 2015 No.14065790 >>14065786 B-but... I want the yeti...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:05:46 2015 No.14065791 >>14065778 Speaking of MGS, did anyone cap all those monstergirls we fultoned last thread? Or was it the thread before that? How would some of the more powerful monstergirls react to being fultoned?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:06:08 2015 No.14065793 >>14065663 >This is our chance! You fool, we need to get them laid and showered in MAMONO MANA first! Quick, someone dig us a snake pit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:06:24 2015 No.14065794 >>14065778 >One reference, from one chapter, from one manga involving monster girls. That's a very loose definition of relevant. By that logic the furry-type girls in EMG which show up in multiple chapters would make furries very relevant to /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:06:54 2015 No.14065798 >>14065790 Too bad, you don't deserve it. You don't deserve monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:07:54 2015 No.14065804 >>14065798 Why do you say these things?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:08:12 2015 No.14065806 >>14065784 >Biker mice You laugh at them on their tiny machines until the take off and ditch your supersport. And then they come back and rape you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:09:48 2015 No.14065811 >>14065791 There were a fuck-ton of posts to screencap, and I made at least two.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:09:49 2015 No.14065812 File: 346 KB, 1009x1017, 121436785435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065763 For a Dragon/Ryu Yakuza? Lizards in suits.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:10:20 2015 No.14065814
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>>14065791
Everything reacts to getting fultoned the same way.
>>14065794
>One reference, from one chapter
You mustn't tell lies.
>derp, furries!
What is it that you want? That nothing good ever happens to anyone again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:10:30 2015 No.14065815 >>14065790 Everybody wants the Yeti but there's not enough to go around, and that's why people either die in the mountains or get swept up by a lonely Yuki-onna or clumsy Wendigo

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:11:10 2015 No.14065819 >>14065794 You want to talk about furries? Go ahead. Or not. Pls dont.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:12:26 2015 No.14065823

>>14065791
>Fulton a Baphomet
>"Snake, you're mission's been aborted. You're to come back to Mother Base immediately."
>Snake comes back to base and follows Ocelot into the debriefing room
>There's a man in a suit and tie standing next to the Baphomet
>"Mr, Snake is it? Why don't you have a seat over there?"

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:13:06 2015 No.14065825

>>14065780
>You deserve hugs

I've been wondering. Why didn't the guy who made that just get a screencap of a later part of that video where there's a guy holding a sign saying exactly that?

I mean it'd have been better to have yeti with that sign next to the palading with the smiting sign in the same picture.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:13:15 2015 No.14065827

>>14065814
I think we all know the reason MGS is talked about so much in here isn't because of one (or two) references in an MGE manga. Otherwise games featuring monstergirls like MGQ or Splatoon would get tenfold the discussion.

More like it's just a flimsy excuse to shoehorn /v/ interests into the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:13:48 2015 No.14065828 >>14065815 >there's not enough to go around Attention all yeti husbands! Please make more yetis! Thank you, The Rest of the World PS:if your wives could still be so kind as to stop us from dying on our quest that would be swell too.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:14:31 2015 No.14065833
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>>14065823
Please, child soldiers are nothing new at Mother Base. Consider, for example, Gray Fox.
>>14065827
>this always been how the threads have been
>but now that I'm here I'm going to clean up the system and fuck anyone who tries to stop me!
Okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:14:46 2015 No.14065835 File: 447 KB, 1279x721, she's really not cut out for this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to conquer feudal japan in the name of my waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:15:27 2015 No.14065837 >>14065825 Perhaps you should ask him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:15:32 2015 No.14065838 >>14065835 She can do it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:15:58 2015 No.14065841 >>14065823 Oh, the Baphomet came with a new bonus recruit, I totally hope he doesn't happen to speak Kikongo for some contrived reason.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:16:42 2015 No.14065845

>>14065649
No no no.

It's the story of a fat man who impregnates a mermaid, who for some reason lives with a wimpy little boy who wants to be a genderless merman.

Fatman later on is implied to impregnate his daughteru too. It's kinda NTR-y cause the wimpy human->mermaid kid fingers his wife and shit, but that never satisfies her at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:17:44 2015 No.14065848 >>14065815 >Implying married Yetis wouldn't save travelers. Out with your blasphemous lies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:18:06 2015 No.14065850 >>14065791 >tfw onl learned what "fultoning" was today >tfw must buy MGSV now

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:18:43 2015 No.14065851 >>14065850 >hasn't played Peace Walker Son, I am disappoint.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:20:57 2015 No.14065858

>>14065833
>this always been how the threads have been
>but now that I'm here I'm going to clean up the system and fuck anyone who tries to stop me!

Please review the previous comment thread. There was no request that all MGS references stop, so no need to create a strawman caricature of one for your argument.

I was just pointing out it's a pretty flimsy lie to argue that that MGS' popularity is due to a one or two EMG references. Because by that logic, any games featuring monstergirls in large numbers like MGQ would have far more discussion being they are far more relevance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:23:08 2015 No.14065864 >>14065858 People don't like MGQ. Do you know why? Vore and death and abominations don't make for good MG-material.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:23:28 2015 No.14065866 >>14065815 >clumsy Wendigo I'll take her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:24:27 2015 No.14065871 File: 622 KB, 850x1190, abomination-tan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065864 >abominations don't make for good MG-material You take that back!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:24:33 2015 No.14065873 >>14065858 >is this stupid /v/ creep >or did we have stupid posts back in the day Anon, you obviously are upset about this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:25:14 2015 No.14065875 File: 569 KB, 600x600, 1345653443433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065864 Have to admit, like 80% of the girls were shit. Still it gave us things like Granberry

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:25:41 2015 No.14065878 >>14065848 What if it's cuddles time in front of the fireplace and she can't go out? It is always cuddles time

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:27:00 2015 No.14065880 >>14065878 Lives are at stake, anon. It's not like good husbands grow on trees.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:27:46 2015 No.14065884 >>14065873 >Calling something stupid means they're angry. You make me so angry I want to shout poopyhead. What I actually meant to is "glorious people's video game of excellent quality and fun times creep."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:29:02 2015 No.14065890 You know, it just occurred to me: with the (relatively) recent additions of Wendigos and Mindflayers, both of which transform their husbands into monster-like beings-- Did KC manage to sneak monsterboys in the MGE setting without /mgt/ imploding?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:29:49 2015 No.14065892 >>14065890 We've already had this discussion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:29:55 2015 No.14065895 >>14065890 slowpoke & bait

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:29:57 2015 No.14065896 >>14065890 No, you obviously weren't paying attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:30:21 2015 No.14065899 >>14065890 The bait goes on the hook, anon. You don't throw the empty hook in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:30:21 2015 No.14065900 File: 862 KB, 1032x1500, 1441579903352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Rachnee to grab my penis and whisper into my ear that I'm all hers!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:30:45 2015 No.14065902 >>14065890 Welcome to two centuries ago

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:31:26 2015 No.14065904 >>14065890 Silly anon. No baits for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:32:13 2015 No.14065906 File: 108 KB, 280x500, 32131113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065890 >Anon in charge of keeping up with the times

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:32:22 2015 No.14065907 >>14065892 >>14065895 >>14065896 >>14065899 In all fairness, some of us have real life stuff going on or just get bored and leave /mgt/ for a while. So what was the end consensus then? Do they not count as monsterboys or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:34:05 2015 No.14065912 >>14065907 I think we can all agree that you're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:34:09 2015 No.14065914 >>14065907 The consensus was that we don't talk about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:34:51 2015 No.14065920 File: 530 KB, 486x289, 1441686891829.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065900 I'd rather have her tie my arms behind my back and forcefully suck my dick until I'm a twitching overstimulated mess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:35:58 2015 No.14065925 >>14065880 Canada's ERT has a special mountain rescue division with highly trained CQC Yetis on call, the Yeti wife wants 5 more minutes of hugs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:36:00 2015 No.14065926 File: 91 KB, 620x877, 592c7df2e87d7b992f988255098069d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need content, hellhound content. Please post greentexts, writefag shit, and pictures. Whatever you've got, I'd really appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:38:26 2015 No.14065934 >>14065926 Yeah, there's not nearly enough. Got popular about a week ago for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:38:33 2015 No.14065935 File: 894 KB, 1320x3512, yan hellhound daughteru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065926 I have this from eons ago. But I'll delete it soon since I don't want to affect the image limit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:39:33 2015 No.14065938 >>14065935 Incest. Get out. And take that shit with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:40:43 2015 No.14065947 >>14065938 >not dicking your daughteru You gay, son?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:40:45 2015 No.14065948 >>14065938 >implying

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:40:50 2015 No.14065949

>>14065926
>>14065934
There's plenty already, just not a lot recent. Hellhounds became one of those oversaturated MGs that were so frequently posted about that it began turning people off and they fell out of favour. Just check the story archives or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:40:59 2015 No.14065950 >>14065938 I think it's implied that the Hellpup is adopted. Also: >not liking incest

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:41:07 2015 No.14065952 >>14065938 Boy, you sure are trying hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:41:47 2015 No.14065956 >>14065907 >>14065912 This.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:41:56 2015 No.14065958 >>14065947 >Cucking your wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:42:50 2015 No.14065961 >>14065958 It's not cucking if I fuck them both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:43:27 2015 No.14065963 >>14065958 You can't cuck your wife if you're fucking your wife. Because your daughter is your wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:44:02 2015 No.14065968 >>14065958 What if he doesn't have a waifu in the first place?

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:44:04 2015 No.14065969

>>14065907
They get the same treatment as EMG monsterboys or any other monsterboys.

>We do not post them here or there. We do not post them anywhere.
>What if they like it in the butt? Is their wife a cheating slut?
>Do not post them Shit I Am. This thread's for monsters with a clam.
>Could I hug them in a box? Could I post them with a fox?
>...

Etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:44:31 2015 No.14065970 I want to disgust potential monster girl rapists by wearing cardboard wings and fake horns/ears!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:45:32 2015 No.14065974 File: 955 KB, 1200x1600, 30352681_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:45:51 2015 No.14065975 >>14065961 You're right, it's cheating. Do you think your wife would be happy sleeping in the bed alone as she listens to your daughteru's bed squeak from the next room over?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:46:14 2015 No.14065977 >>14065970 Yeah, I guess Alps would be really hated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:46:53 2015 No.14065979 >>14065975 >implying we all don't sleep in one big bed Get a load of this faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:46:53 2015 No.14065980 >>14065864 >People don't like MGQ. Speak for yourself

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:47:20 2015 No.14065982

>>14065970
Satirical bait aside, this anon may be on to something.

Fake boobs, a kilt, and pretending to be an Alp would potentially be great rape defense.

>>14065975
By most definitions polygamy isn't cheating in the sense borrowing money from a bank is not the same as robbing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:47:25 2015 No.14065983 >>14065977 It's not gay to fuck a stage 2/3 Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:48:31 2015 No.14065985 >>14065982 That could work if you don't have a particularly strong man musk like me. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:48:33 2015 No.14065986 File: 146 KB, 824x900, 2139ff6905788aca47af77274210d7e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065974 Side-boob overalls are a blessing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:52:17 2015 No.14066001 File: 392 KB, 708x1000, 1441687432652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are elins such fucking sluts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:53:39 2015 No.14066005 >>14066001 It's not their fault, anon. Their butts just won't quit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:54:12 2015 No.14066009 File: 336 KB, 500x666, 1418093435983.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066001 Same reason why Squirrel girls are such sluts. They just are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:54:36 2015 No.14066010 I want to molest a kobold's tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:55:05 2015 No.14066013 >>14066009 Canon slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:55:42 2015 No.14066017 >>14066013 Child molester too. Thanks Kagura.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:56:26 2015 No.14066020 You order a Kobold not to move when you molest her to orgasm, and she fails to follow your command. How do you "punish" her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:56:26 2015 No.14066021 >>14065969 That's as bad as the "liking lolis is like eating unbaked cookie dough" metaphor You do remember how that book ended, right? I don't support monsterboys or anything, but yeesh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:57:47 2015 No.14066025 >>14066009 I want to hide my nuts in her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:57:47 2015 No.14066026 >>14065975 What's stopping her from joining in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:57:51 2015 No.14066027 >>14066020 Do it again until she can get it right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:59:36 2015 No.14066031 >>14065907 They're just monsters. Monsterboys can still be disregarded by the thread as they don't happen in the MGE outside of Sabbath/Lich experiments, like all the other fetishes the setting doesn't normally support.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:00:15 2015 No.14066033 >>14066021 It's just a joke. Don't read too much into it. If anything it's satire of what pushers of various crap think they can do if they keep it up long enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:00:42 2015 No.14066034 >>14066020 Keep doing it until she gets it right This may or may not lead to eventual dickings I am not responsible for my actions

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:01:04 2015 No.14066035 >>14066026 Because he just wants to spend time with his daughter, and turns his wife down when she asks because he's too tired.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:02:56 2015 No.14066040 a while back people said i should listen to the way people around me talk to get a better grip on my dialogue. the south london way of talking is kinda hard to put into words..

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:03:40 2015 No.14066042 >>14066013 >>14066017 To be fair, given her later reactions to him, I'd say it's likely that her experience with Kagura just ruined men for her. Thus why she sticks to molesting other girls and little boys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:03:50 2015 No.14066044 >>14066035 >Because he just wants to spend time with his daughter, and turns his wife down when she asks because he's too tired. Wow, what a fag. Good thing that doesn't happen to incubi husbands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:03:56 2015 No.14066045 I want to hop on a soldier beetle's back and graze my way through a storm of bullets!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:04:47 2015 No.14066047 >>14066042 I wish I could go back and stop Kagura from existing. Him and Celica.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:05:08 2015 No.14066049 >>14066045 >Wanting to use your waifu as a literal shield to absorb bullets Husbandu of the year award, everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:05:12 2015 No.14066050 >>14066033 But Sam I Am was RIGHT. Is this some form of reverse shilling? Am I being green ham and baited? Are you going to respond to this post pretending to be another poster saying "Sam did nothing wrong" or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:06:22 2015 No.14066051 >>14066049 We're both fine as long as none of them touch my hitbox!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:06:23 2015 No.14066052 >>14066049 There's nothing wrong with using you're waifu as a meat shield provided she's of the right species. This is what wurms, vanilla dragons and slimes were meant for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:06:48 2015 No.14066054 >>14066047 are you like me and think that they practically raped the story?

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:08:37 2015 No.14066058

>>14066050
The last post indicated that somebody who wanted to post monsterboys or whatever THINKS they are Sam I Am. That if they just keep spamming whatever fetish that they'll be right in the end and everyone will admit how great it is.

THAT'S what meant by satire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:10:01 2015 No.14066060 >>14066058 Don't try to false flag me buddy, I see through your lies. You realize I'm messing around too, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:11:13 2015 No.14066062 >>14066054 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:11:19 2015 No.14066063 >>14066021 >That's as bad as the "liking lolis is like eating unbaked cookie dough" metaphor You do remember how that book ended, right? What the hell sort of book are you two arguing about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:12:47 2015 No.14066067 >>14066063 Green Eggs and Ham, of course. It's a Doctor Seuss story. What country are you from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:12:48 2015 No.14066068 >>14066047 Eh, Celica's not so bad imo...Kagura can eat a bag of dicks and fuck off though. Hibiki can stay though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:12:50 2015 No.14066069 >>14066060 I've dealt with too many genuine idiots to tell what's real or a joke anymore. That sort of humor never goes over well here because of that sort of thing really.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:16:34 2015 No.14066081
File: 796 KB, 3300x4200, 1439268031122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

is there something with a story that goes like this:

>Human adventurer MC
>travels with a group of companions
>one of those companions is a QT love interest
>she considers herself a shoe-in for the MC-Bowl
>but then: MC rescues/finds monster girl
>she joins group too
>MC and MG develop feeling for each other and become a couple
>female love interest gets ass-ravaged and starts spouting shit about how she deserves MC and how the other girl is a monster
>MC defends MG and affirms that he loves her
>female love interest goes full yandere/psycho/bitch mode

anything close?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:18:05 2015 No.14066088 File: 109 KB, 1000x1000, Sahuagins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:19:51 2015 No.14066094 >>14066081 >NTR >Human girl is the yandere cute one, not the MG Nope. Don't think I'd have missed something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:20:53 2015 No.14066100 >>14066081 Have you been watching Rokka no Yuusha anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:21:25 2015 No.14066102 >>14066068 for me its the reverse, three story routes and she took centre stage in all of them when there's a hole bunch of crap we could have focused on, like amane's importance to the plot, or more bullet without having to resort to a expansion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:21:31 2015 No.14066104 >>14066081 I don't think so, but you have my interest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:22:34 2015 No.14066110 >>14066088 >Nurse outfit Doc, I think I may be sick There seems to be something strange going on below my waist. Something feels really hard and it's really painful

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:22:37 2015 No.14066111 >>14066094 How is it NTR? The love interest considered getting with MC as an inevitability but he never reciprocated her feelings. Does that still count as NTR?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:23:55 2015 No.14066117 >>14066100 no, why? are they similar?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:24:43 2015 No.14066119 >>14066117 Incredibly so so far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:25:54 2015 No.14066125 >>14066119 but not a monster girl I assume? a loli or weirdo girl instead? I'll pick it up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:26:59 2015 No.14066126 >>14066081 I reminds me of this one comic where the hero marries the demon general and pisses off the healer dammit i want to find it now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:27:08 2015 No.14066127 >>14066125 QT human girl is a cosplay-tier bunny girl (has bunny ears, but otherwise looks and acts perfectly human).

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:27:10 2015 No.14066128 >>14066125 Expect the show to go nowhere for 10 episodes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:27:13 2015 No.14066129 >>14066119 Bunny girl is the seventh. Cat boy dies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:27:28 2015 No.14066132 >>14066125 Two of them, actually. Useless Bunny is pretty damn hot, albeit useless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:28:27 2015 No.14066140 >>14066125 Go watch it anon, find out for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:29:18 2015 No.14066142 >>14065804 Behold, for I have at last escaped the revolting entrapment that is the Yeti pit! The despair crusade continues!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:32:55 2015 No.14066147 >>14066125 >but not a monster girl Fremy is half kyouma she used to have a horn bu now she just has a scar from when she removed it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:33:54 2015 No.14066148 >>14066147 >Spoilers Nice. Way to drop a major plot reveal for someone who hasn't watched yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:36:15 2015 No.14066153 >>14066148 meh, by the time i get round to watching it ill have forgotten

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:39:02 2015 No.14066160 >>14066062 nice to see someone on my side. its like kasumi's DOA4 ending, tits and being cool will not save you, bad story is bad story

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:47:15 2015 No.14066175

>>14066081
Is it that one with the whole "Demon King Clive" bit where it turns out he's hung like a fucking cannon?
And doesn't the yandere girl end up in the hospital?
I can't remember the name either but I think I know what you're talking about.

>>14066094
>NTR
if I remember correctly, she ends up failing horribly

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:49:03 2015 No.14066177

>>14066148
That was revealed like a month ago in the anime.
If you were really interested in it, you would have watched or read it by now, so how long are people not allowed to talk about something in order to not spoil people who obviously aren't even that interested?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:49:45 2015 No.14066179 >>14066177 >Everyone must watch every anime episode the week it airs. This isn't /a/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:49:59 2015 No.14066181 I'm starting to think a lot of you guys post in those Overlord threads on /a/. I recognize a couple at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:52:09 2015 No.14066185 >>14066175 I wasn't talking about a specific story, I just came up with an idea and wondered if there was anything similar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:52:12 2015 No.14066186 >>14066181 I want to give a bunch of anons in this thread a great big bear hug!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:52:21 2015 No.14066187 >>14066181 One of our drawfriends posts there for sure. I go but I just mostly lurk for LN discussion and subs for the specials.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:52:54 2015 No.14066189 >>14066175 It was part of a larger H-Manga tank which also contained the story of a pair of incestuous kitsune. The majority of the manga though, was focused on an adorable little zombie nurse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:52:55 2015 No.14066190 >>14066179 Of course you don't have to, but anyone who is actually interested in something wouldn't wait months to actually check it out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:54:26 2015 No.14066195 File: 55 KB, 1280x720, 1441684958247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066181 Why are girls in full plate so fucking sexy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:56:00 2015 No.14066201 >>14066148 You call that a spoiler? There are eight heroes. Rabbitch is an evil furry. Fremy killed Adlet's sister. L dies. How do you like them surprise boxes?

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:56:05 2015 No.14066202

>>14066190
He literally discovered it an hour ago, anon. In this thread. Scroll up. Also,

"Wah, he wasn't interested enough to research and pre-screen the 30 animes each season! He doesn't deserve to enjoy anime because he doesn't want it badly enough!"

Christ, your autism is really showing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:57:07 2015 No.14066205 >>14066195 Because they look better than those cheap whores in cheaper chrome lingerie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:57:36 2015 No.14066209 >>14066181 You recognize?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:59:30 2015 No.14066214 im stuck in this house all day due to this blasted migraine. it even hurts to laugh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:00:38 2015 No.14066216 File: 389 KB, 600x686, 70d65eeecff668aa69de765f1149f0d1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i want to imouto this dragon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:01:43 2015 No.14066222 File: 382 KB, 640x480, 1441692103453.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066214 I'm not sorry about anything hurt by this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:01:58 2015 No.14066225 >>14066216 I want to pin her in my lap and polish her horns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:04:19 2015 No.14066229 >>14066222 you absolute bastard, im gonna fell that for a hour

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:05:25 2015 No.14066230 >>14066225 >Trying to force someone strong enough to bite through steel to place their sharp, armored horns near your groin. What could possibly go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:05:28 2015 No.14066231 >>14066202 Got anything that's not hyperbole?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:06:05 2015 No.14066233 File: 1.40 MB, 2000x4000, 1441692365145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066222 I love bug battles partly because centipedes usually dominate

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:07:15 2015 No.14066234 >>14066230 I've got lovearmor, everything will be fine. Worst case scenario I become a star and don't show up again until the next episode.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:08:45 2015 No.14066235 >>14066233 CREEPY CRAWLY R E E P Y

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:09:03 2015 No.14066236

>>14066231
It's a legitimate point. It's not exactly reasonable for someone to expect a non-/a/ anon to automatically follow every potential seasonal anime the season its released, or even to know about most or the majority of animes and whether he'd find them interesting.

It's like coming here from /tv/ and dropping movie spoilers because any "real" fan would have gone to see it the opening weekend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:09:09 2015 No.14066237 >>14066233 Centipedes are fucking overpowered in bug battles Everyone's having fun and having a good time pitting a mutated 20" Japanese wasp against the Stag "The Wall" Beetle when some ass showed up with a Centipede

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:09:50 2015 No.14066238 Sex with waifu! Rough? Soft? You choose now!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:10:12 2015 No.14066239 >>14066233 >Fast >Can literally trample their prey >Spiders are their bitch >Snakes get eviscerated >Keeps themselves groomed from the last kill >Asian folklore fear them since they munch on dragons Is there anyone who can take her on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:10:53 2015 No.14066240 >>14066238 Why not both? Rough sometimes, gentle and loving at others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:11:49 2015 No.14066242 >>14066238 Yes! At same time! Waifu good, waifu smart, waifu make happen! >>14066239 An Anon with a newspaper and an angry glare?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:13:31 2015 No.14066244 >>14066239 >Rapes Scorpirons >Rapes snakes and steals their money >Evicts Spiders by force >They are Stag Beetle's Kryptonite >Fucking fast They're really overpowered

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:14:11 2015 No.14066247

>>14066236
Well then what's the cutoff? How long are people not allowed to talk about something before it's finally considered free game? Right now I've got people saying that 2 months is too soon, so what's the cutoff here? Can we talk about Etotama or is it still too soon for that too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:14:44 2015 No.14066249 File: 1.30 MB, 1366x768, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That guy playing with Papi through the window cracked me up. Was he on the manga? I can't remember.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:14:54 2015 No.14066250 >>14066244 But the boys still hate them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:14:55 2015 No.14066251 File: 138 KB, 392x500, 1441692895555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066239 A challenger approaches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr4Oo3T2yYQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:15:37 2015 No.14066252 >>14066249 >He doesn't recognize Bike Cop

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:16:22 2015 No.14066254

>>14066238
How about I cash in my paid leave days at work for an entire week, and spend the entire time revisiting every room of the house with her ass prints against them.
By the time we're done, the Maid Agency will have a field day sending someone to clean love stains on the fucking roof.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:17:58 2015 No.14066258 >>14066238 Having a waifu with amazing hip control will net you terribly insane consequences.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:18:52 2015 No.14066262 File: 170 KB, 346x461, Cop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066252 HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:20:57 2015 No.14066266 >You will never have a wurm for a little sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:21:03 2015 No.14066267 >KC wants to try practicing comics after MGE-2 Downside this may impact his potential of developing a game...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:21:09 2015 No.14066268 >>14066244 >Rapes Scorpirons But it got rekt by scorpion

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:21:56 2015 No.14066269

>>14066247
It's literally still airing anon. It'd be like dropping spoilers for a newly released movies.

When we're talking about 30-mins-a-week of anime content, a few weeks or months isn't exactly a long time. But if you want to talk about stuff so badly without consideration of spoilers, just go to /a/ and the relevant thread. At least there people who don't want spoilers can avoid them, and not have them dropped unexpectedly in totally random threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:22:55 2015 No.14066271 >>14066249 >animehaven.org You trying to bait me here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:23:12 2015 No.14066272 >>14066267 I don't know, if we learned anything by KC's MM it's that him doing a manga/doujin is a really erotic and good idea

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:23:56 2015 No.14066274 >>14066247 >what's the cutoff Two weeks usually

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:24:12 2015 No.14066276 >>14066266 I would spoil her rotten with head pats and pies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:24:29 2015 No.14066278 >>14066040 >South london way of talking My brain decided to give me a scary though of a MG tryrone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=578E7p-3tMI

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:27:17 2015 No.14066284 >>14066238 Why not both? But seriously, while I love vanilla sex as much as the next love freak, I do like the idea of wild rough passionate sex with a hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:28:13 2015 No.14066285 >>14066276 Was she originally a thickwurm, or did you turn her into one from a normal wurm?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:28:50 2015 No.14066286 >>14066262 Bike Cop needs a nice monstergirl partner to calm him the fuck down. I mean that guy has nerves of fucking wet tissue.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:29:08 2015 No.14066287

>>14066269
>without consideration
Buddy, this is 4chan.
Besides, I'm not going to tiptoe around everything just in case someone gets mad about seeing spoilers for something that they were maybe going to watch sometime.

>>14066274
Well good then. The show started airing 2 months ago and the episode that revealed she's a Kyouma aired 5 and a half weeks ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:29:24 2015 No.14066288 >>14066271 Plz no bully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:29:45 2015 No.14066289 >>14066285 Probably the latter. No way I could say no to her pouty face with it's puffed up cheeks and little glare. And the super strength. Can't forget the super strength.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:29:51 2015 No.14066290 >>14066271 Not all of us can download anime to our computers anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:30:36 2015 No.14066292 >>14066276 That's no good, anon. You gotta make her work for that stuff. She needs to burn off those pie calories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:31:38 2015 No.14066294 >>14066268 >implying Centipedes can't defeat the Stag Beetles bitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q88bJFeMcCo

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:32:44 2015 No.14066297 >>14066290 If you can't download it then how do you stream?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:33:16 2015 No.14066301 >>14066292 Come on Anon, can you tell her no when she wraps around your leg, looks up at you with big, puppy dog eyes, and tells you that she wants another piece of pie?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:34:19 2015 No.14066304 >>14066297 Anon I think you've misunderstood. Not all of us have enough memory on our computers to download anime. You don't need to download shit to stream anime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:34:53 2015 No.14066307 >>14066304 >You don't need to download shit to stream anime. So I am being baited, good to know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:35:13 2015 No.14066308 >>14066301 I can tell her she better do some exercise before she gets it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:35:23 2015 No.14066309 File: 1.00 MB, 1366x768, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HEH

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:35:42 2015 No.14066310 >>14066307 That, or he doesn't know how all of this shit works.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:36:53 2015 No.14066315 >>14066308 So, 3 sets cuddling Onii-chan for 5 reps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:37:23 2015 No.14066316 >>14066315 Some REAL exercise.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:37:39 2015 No.14066317

>>14066304
>Not all of us have enough memory on our computers to download anime.

When you can get 5tb archive quality drive for $130, you don't have a ton of excuses. I had to get a new media drive as my old 2tb external was crapping out on me after about five years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:38:09 2015 No.14066318 File: 86 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.15_[2015.09.07_14.03.31].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066309 Draco is cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:38:47 2015 No.14066320 >>14066316 What about, lightly, beating on oniichan's chest until he listens?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:41:55 2015 No.14066326 >>14066320 Not real exercise

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:43:51 2015 No.14066332 File: 920 KB, 1280x720, 1441126425355.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What Monster Girl flavor selection can we expect next? I want to have a Gigantes as a homestay, so they can make my house massive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:45:54 2015 No.14066335 Since centipedes are known to kill tarantulas in the wild due to competition for prey, do you think Oomukade attack Ushi-Oni to scare them away from men?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:46:26 2015 No.14066337 >>14066326 Well, I guess she could go play with the kobold pup next door for a while to work it off. Then she could invite her friend over for pie!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:46:55 2015 No.14066338 >>14066332 Lizard or Demon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:47:06 2015 No.14066339 >>14066335 >Oomukade putting Ushi-Oni in the crossface That's pretty sick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:48:08 2015 No.14066341 >>14066294 >That moment when the scorpion is desperately trying to sting it when it was on top/biting it Christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:48:18 2015 No.14066342 >>14066338 I would like Lizard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:50:49 2015 No.14066347 >"He's my man! Get lost skank!" >"OSU!" >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r34FSI2HKPY

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:51:42 2015 No.14066352 >>14066341 >What humans can't hear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAdGv89e0sE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:51:45 2015 No.14066353 >>14066337 Acceptable, I suppose Maybe she'll even get some ice cream with it if she's out there long enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:52:09 2015 No.14066355 >>14066332 gigantess-kun is moe and has nice feet. It feels bad that you wouldn't be able to pleasure her with your tiny humie dick. onis are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:53:38 2015 No.14066359 >>14066332 I wanna teach a Gigantes to unwind and have fun with people

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:54:37 2015 No.14066362 >>14065585 He refers to that place, not your writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:55:13 2015 No.14066367 >>14066355 >It feels bad that you wouldn't be able to pleasure her with your tiny humie dick. Then you better put on some scuba gear and lube up, because you're about to go in DEEP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:56:51 2015 No.14066373 >>14066278 I think a minotaur or somekind of bully lillim could act like that. but your right that is worrying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:58:00 2015 No.14066377 >>14066347 >Stag Beetles >AKA the original inventors of the German suplex

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:59:22 2015 No.14066382

>>14066359
>Decide to show her a good time by taking her to a themepark.
>Too big for all the rides.
>Buy her ice cream, but it's barely larger than her fingernail.
>She missteps and accidentally crushes a hotdog stand.

Life isn't easy for Gigantes-chan.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:04:01 2015 No.14066395

>>14066382
>Gigantes-chan sitting in her cave (It's the only thing big enough to fit her
>She's curled into a ball and crying to herself
>Anon enters the cave to see her crying
>When he takes a step closer, she yells at him to go away
>He asks her why
>"Can't you see, Anon? I'm a monster! A freak of nature!"
>She continues to cry to herself
Gigantes' have more crippling self esteem than Monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:05:32 2015 No.14066396 >>14066267 I just hope he doesn't drop releasing profiles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:05:38 2015 No.14066397 >>14066395 >>14066382 Please don't turn Giantess into another meme-waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:06:29 2015 No.14066399 >>14066396 Of course not. He's said he wants to do at least 500, if he can. But he'll likely slow down from 1 a week once MGE-2 comes out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:07:20 2015 No.14066401 >>14066397 But Gigantes is cute, Anon! CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:07:43 2015 No.14066402 >>14066397 What are you even talking about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:09:55 2015 No.14066405 >>14066382 >Not taking her to a movie >Or a concert >Or the theatre >Or any of the other dozens of things you could do where being that big wouldn't matter Step your game up Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:10:57 2015 No.14066410 >>14066402 >>14066401 I know she's cute, but I don't want you turning every signle Gigantess into a crying, clumsy moeblob or a bully punching-bag..

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:11:52 2015 No.14066413 >>14066405 >Taking your Gigantes waifu to a drive in theatre Sounds divine. Think of it: Sitting on top of her head/shoulders to get the best seats in the house

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:12:27 2015 No.14066414 >>14066332 Plants probably

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:13:14 2015 No.14066418 >>14066413 Sitting so you don't block the projector is the trick though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:14:39 2015 No.14066423 >>14066418 Oh yeah you're right Can't sit in the front or people'll go apeshit. Can't sit in the back or you'll block the projector Behind the projector?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:16:08 2015 No.14066426 >>14066423 To the side might work too if you were far enough away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:17:07 2015 No.14066429 >>14066410 >>14066401 Oh sure, you think she's cute now, but wait until you have a 4 year old daughter that's bigger and stronger than you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:17:11 2015 No.14066430 >>14066426 I guess so What about laying down? Wait, no. People'll be distracted

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:17:21 2015 No.14066431

>>14066410
>You will never pit Gigantes-tan against Gargant-tan in a battle to the death for your hand in marriage
>They will never fight to a bloody draw and decide you will choose after they've both had a chance to demonstrate their womanly charms at the same time
>You will never die from ten tons of consecutive snu-snu
Better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:18:49 2015 No.14066434 >>14066431 Elaborate on the snu-snu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:19:18 2015 No.14066437 >>14066434 It would be short and lethal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:20:18 2015 No.14066441 >>14066437 And extremely painful?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:20:23 2015 No.14066442 >>14066437 Yeah, can't get into those sizes and expect sex to be even possible beyond a technical sense.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:20:49 2015 No.14066443

>>14066413
>At the drive-in theater with Gigantes waifu.
>Some rough-looking Hellhound walks up to you and starts hitting on you, while challenging Gigantes to a fight.
>Without looking away from the screen, Gigantes waifu slowly picks up the Hellhound and throws her into a nearby lake.
>You hear a splash and resume watching the movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:22:07 2015 No.14066448 >>14066434 Gigantes-tan would blush and stutter while Gargant-tan takes the lead by stripping down quickly and effectively. >Suggestive clothing removed >Protocol XXX engaged >Administrative privileges granted to Anon >Initiating snu-snux64.exe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:23:49 2015 No.14066453 >>14066443 She get's along really well with the couple next door, a nice young man married to a wurm >Mainly because she accidentally stepped on the wurm once and instead of splatting the wurm giggled

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:25:03 2015 No.14066454 >>14066448 >The crowd cheers as Gigantes-tan's car-sized breasts break loose. Massive Girl Mondays are the best at the Colosseum!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:26:31 2015 No.14066457 >>14066373 >you will never have a lillim shouting "who's on the throne!?" at a bunch of succubi.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:28:14 2015 No.14066460

>>14066453
>Gigantess worried about her neighbours
>Anon keeps assuring her they'll be fine but she's really freaking out
>Finally, they get to their home
>The neighbours greet them both
>Gigantess asks where his wife is
>He tells her she rushed out to greet you before he did, and that she stepped on her
>She lifts her foot in fright and falls backwards
>Oh god, not the water works
>But instead of the sound of death all she heard was giggles
>Wurm wife greets her with an outstretched hand
>She practically doesn't even have a scratch!
>They hit it off instantly
>Surprisingly, Gigantess-chan is also very good with kids, according to their neighbours
>Of course, you already know this, because she always seems to worm in something about kids everytime you two speak

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:31:56 2015 No.14066470

>>14066460
>Thanks to a reference from the wurm neighbor, Gigantes manages to get a job at an elementary school
>Officially, she's a para who helps out the physical education instructors
>Unofficially, she's practically the kid's playground at recess because they spend every time climbing on her and playing
>She couldn't be happier

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:32:59 2015 No.14066475 >>14066460 >Gigantess stepping on a Wurm. Jesus, how big is she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:35:42 2015 No.14066481 >>14066475 Profile says she's 10 metres tall, so fucking huge, yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:36:21 2015 No.14066484 >>14066475 Read the EMG card. She's 3+ stories tall. She could ride a brontasaurus like a horse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:37:14 2015 No.14066485 >>14066278 What the fuck is `Jakanory time` if that is what i heard.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:39:01 2015 No.14066488

>>14066457
Dammit, you made me think of a thing.
>Demon lord dies somehow
>Lilim need to choose a successor to the throne
>Gather in the throne room to debate
>One of the tries to sit down and proclaim herself demon lord
>Gets raped by all the other lilim
>After this all the others just stare at that chair, thinking
>Any of them that try would just end up raped into an ahegaoing mess
>The stalemate will never end

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:41:59 2015 No.14066493 >>14066488 i was thinking in terms of that video but that works too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:43:04 2015 No.14066494 >>14066488 >Demon lord dies somehow Her husband would take the throne, obviously. He's already stronger than any of his daughters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:44:27 2015 No.14066498 >>14066494 could just be handwaved with him dying too

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:07:46 2015 No.14066526 >>14065722 As some one who attempts to create new content I feel marginally let down by this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:12:20 2015 No.14066530 >>14065736 She's a kind of moss girl who can reform herself from spores over a long distance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:19:08 2015 No.14066543 >>14066494 It's like you faggots don't read any conversation we've had about this. KC said a Lilim takes the position and if she doesn't have a husband probably takes his father as such

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:26:19 2015 No.14066556 >>14066278 Is that man insane?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:30:56 2015 No.14066562 >>14066543 For the record i shall state that i proabably wasn't here for that, nor am i part of what you replied to

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:44:17 2015 No.14066576 >tfw you'll never buttfuck the pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:46:28 2015 No.14066579 >>14066576 A lowly commoner like you invading the imperial chocolate fountain? How vulgar!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:47:37 2015 No.14066581 >>14066579 >imperial chocolate fountain Something about this amuses the immature part of my brain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:48:37 2015 No.14066585 >>14066579 >imperial chocolate fountain That's an image I could have gone without visualizing, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:51:16 2015 No.14066588 >>14066579 >imperial chocolate fountain Well. That's something. It's been a little bit since I heard a term like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:53:26 2015 No.14066589 >>14066585 I'll have you know that it's awe-inspiring , and poets would chew off their tongues just to gaze upon it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:57:10 2015 No.14066596 File: 276 KB, 320x297, 143578543453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066579 >"..." >"...100 years in the Crocodile pit."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:57:45 2015 No.14066598 >>14066556 if you think thats bad, there is a scene where he gets out a ketchup bottle >"Mans gonna lick you everywhere, and i mean everywhere"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:58:34 2015 No.14066599 File: 227 KB, 600x600, 1441702714686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066579

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:03:08 2015 No.14066607 File: 821 KB, 1269x1110, cute girls shit doujin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066596 >>Crocodile pit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:03:42 2015 No.14066609 File: 329 KB, 722x1024, Khepri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066596 Crocodile pit? Is the Khepri pit not a suitable punishment any more? I want a harem of the brown bugs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:06:01 2015 No.14066614 File: 111 KB, 500x600, 1441703161788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066609 No, you get the mukadepit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:06:03 2015 No.14066615 >>14066596 >>14066609 Personally, I would have recommended the boo box.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:06:27 2015 No.14066618 >>14066607 >Filename Yeah, that happens a lot. It's a shame. That croc girl could have been cool, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:08:00 2015 No.14066622 >>14066609 You will have tanned Devil Bugs and you will like it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:08:52 2015 No.14066626 >>14066556 nah, he's just mean to everyone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U24vkdgzlyQ makes you think what kind of girl would even want a guy like him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:11:33 2015 No.14066631 >>14066614 I'm going to irrumate so many centipedes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:13:53 2015 No.14066643 >>14066609 >You will never be mummified alive and trapped inside a sarcophagus for thousands of years along hundreds of hungry Khepri. Thank Osiris. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL_90r0J120&ab_channel=Movieclips

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:17:24 2015 No.14066652

>>14066622
>Tanned Devil Bugs in Khepri cosplay
>"Come on anon, we look quite convincing right?"
>You don't have the heart to tell them that their tan is the wrong shade of brown and that the gold paint they used on their bug parts is starting to wear off already
>They look up at you with such happy expressions on their faces, if this was an anime they'd have stars in their eyes at this point
>You have two choices in front of you
[ ] Praise and head pats
[ ] Walk off in disgust

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:20:50 2015 No.14066656 >>14066652 >>They look up at you with such happy expressions on their faces >if this was an anime they'd have stars in their eyes at this point How could I say no to those faces.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:21:09 2015 No.14066657 >>14066652 >[ ] Praise and head pats Being sapient makes them leagues above canon devil bugs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:22:22 2015 No.14066659 >>14066652 Pat the devilbugs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:23:48 2015 No.14066661 >>14066278 even without that tyrone guy if thats how south londoners talk i can see how dialogue is a issue.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:24:25 2015 No.14066663

>>14066657
>While they are intelligent enough to use language, they're almost completely irrational, and their behaviour is directed by instincts such as hunger and lust.
Seems like they simply don't care about anything else other than satisfying their basic instincts but they are definitely sapient.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:25:40 2015 No.14066665 >>14066652 Devilbugs qt

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:29:09 2015 No.14066669 >>14066661 I myself dont talk that way but i know people who do. I would be weird to have a MG that talks that way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:34:11 2015 No.14066679 >>14066665 Cute enough to travel to Mars for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:37:44 2015 No.14066688 >>14066679 I'd take the trip if possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:41:04 2015 No.14066699 >>14066679 >Terraformas with devil bugs >Everyone who gets sent up gets raped regardless of race/age/gender >Mars is one big non stop orgy Are you a bad enough dude to go there and rescue people?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:50:14 2015 No.14066716 >>14066669 >You will never have a MG that speaks like a south london youth. not sure if want

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:55:20 2015 No.14066724 >>14065576 >I know a place just outside of Heaven. >tfw you'll never be the Big Boss to a PMC of monster girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:58:32 2015 No.14066730 >>14066724 What does a monstergirl PMC even do? Are they warmongers or just high flying action for hire? Mostly rescues in tough conditions? Are they a vanguard of corruption in human lands?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:03:58 2015 No.14066743 Why are we so slow tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:07:21 2015 No.14066755 >>14066743 Everyone turned into a wurm

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:09:04 2015 No.14066757 >>14066730 Well originally they were meant to be a typical PMC. Monster girls are oftentimes faster and stronger than the typical human, you know? They all fell for the Boss though, so now it's just a harem living on an offshore rig.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:12:37 2015 No.14066763
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>>14066743
Said a poster at this time every night forever.
1am-4am is dead. Or I guess...5am-8am for the US east coast.
Take the time to think up a good game or make a greentext.
After all, quality beats quantity any day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:16:06 2015 No.14066771 >>14066763 I doesn't usually grind to a halt for another two or so hours. But we've been slow for a while. I left the computer for like an hour and came back to like seven replies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:18:26 2015 No.14066773 >>14066771 I's around the usual time give or take a few hours depending on what time of the week it is. I'm just sat here thinking of how to start a story I have planned before going to work and inevitably forgetting everything I thought of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:18:45 2015 No.14066774 File: 128 KB, 422x500, Baphomet_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lolies are cute, but I can't sexualize the loli. It makes me uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:20:41 2015 No.14066779 >>14066773 Start with writing the general idea out and any other thoughts that process evokes.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:22:37 2015 No.14066783
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>>14066774
Silly anon, you don't sexualize Baphomets. They sexualize you and milk every drop of energy out of your body until you realise the pleasure of cumming inside them is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:23:32 2015 No.14066786 >>14066774 Well, that's a shame, since that one in particular has the best pussy in the whole MGE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:24:30 2015 No.14066788 >>14066783 >the pleasure of cumming inside a child is the best. Ehhhh, no. >>14066786 Imagine how godlike it would be once you cake her into an adult.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:24:49 2015 No.14066790 >>14066786 Only because she's KC's OP waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:26:01 2015 No.14066797 >>14066788 >Ehhhh, no. I was just stating what their page says, they even make people who hate the idea love it. That's sort of their thing.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:27:38 2015 No.14066805

>>14066788
>Imagine how godlike it would be once you cake her into an adult
That would ruin it, bud. Part of what makes it so good is her natural abilities, yeah, but her body being so small is what really puts it over the top. You could turn her oppai if you really wanted, though.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:28:44 2015 No.14066807
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>>14066774
>>14066783
Speak for yourselves, more for me.
The slim, svelte bodies that form a single gentle wave of clean skin.
The compression of cute features into an adorable package.
The collected calm confidence of a XXX year old petite woman playing cutesy.
And dose adorable goat features. (I personally have a thing for horns. Suika from Touhou and certain goat demons really do it for me when I'm not particularly a fan of demons, lolis, or goats individually.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:29:24 2015 No.14066808 >>14066805 >That would ruin it, bud I disagree. Her having the body of a child sullies the entire concept.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:31:39 2015 No.14066811 >>14066807 >petite woman That's not a loli, that's a petite woman. She even has tits. Clearly not prepubescent in appearance and definitely not in it's personality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:32:43 2015 No.14066814 File: 129 KB, 520x467, NEVER SAY NO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just you know why~

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:33:12 2015 No.14066816

>>14066808
Friend, I'm not talking about the concept. I'm saying that, physically, it wouldn't be as good. Maybe you would like it more if she were more adult like, but physically, it would still pale in comparison. Hell, I like both more mature and loli, and I realize that Baph, as they are, work alright for the whole, best pussy thing.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:34:26 2015 No.14066818
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>>14066807
Hey I wasn't saying I don't like them, just that they'll make you like them even if you don't admit it.

Baphomets are love. I want to head pat one and tickle behind her goat ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:36:09 2015 No.14066825 >>14066816 >I'm saying that, physically, it wouldn't be as good. What are you even talking about? Physically a woman is far superior to a child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:36:42 2015 No.14066826 >>14066807 This picture is so much better than Kenkou's old as hell profile, it practically inhales a second breath in Baphos for me and suddenly makes them an interesting species. Come on KC, your old shit badly needs revision, step it up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:38:31 2015 No.14066833 >>14066825 Not when it comes to something that's already built to take dick. Real children, yeah, but a MG? Something made to take dick from an extremely young age? Nah, man. Their small size just adds to the feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:39:53 2015 No.14066835 >>14066826 I've forgotten their release order, everything just blurs together. Was she in the original 100 or after? If she was after 100 we might be getting new art soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:42:07 2015 No.14066840 >>14066599 Did she suffocate and die horribly? That turns me on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:42:36 2015 No.14066844 >>14066833 >Their small size just adds to the feeling. They'd feel the same regardless of age, and I personally do my best to ignore all the pedophilic undertones KC tries so hard to bleed into his work. In other words, Sabbath, please go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:43:37 2015 No.14066846 I want to call CPS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:44:15 2015 No.14066849 >>14066844 Oh. You. Come on, man, I was trying to have an actual conversation. Why do you have to be like that? What else do we have to do at this hour?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:44:47 2015 No.14066853 >>14066840 Listen here, cumslut...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:44:48 2015 No.14066854 >>14066835 She was in the first hundred, 39th to be precise. But he did mention something about altering Anubis' paws in Vol. II, so might be getting around to remake the older ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:45:22 2015 No.14066857 File: 409 KB, 727x741, 1405455594488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066846 Cheshire private services?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:46:18 2015 No.14066862 >>14066849 >Oh. You. >There's only one Is there anything other than how much you want to fuck a child we can talk about? Like, any thing else? At the least stop trying to assert that they are the best. You're only inviting argument.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:46:42 2015 No.14066863 >>14066857 I want a Cheshire to service my privates.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:47:21 2015 No.14066865 >>14066854 Some extra pages would be nice, he could throw in some of the older girls as bonuses. Echidna needs new art badly too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:48:34 2015 No.14066871 >>14066862 Yeah. Uh-huh, bud. Alright, how about that mucus toads tongue? You want to talk about that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:50:35 2015 No.14066879 >>14066244 >stag beetle's Kryptonite I came here to laugh at you.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:50:56 2015 No.14066882

>>14066871
Promise you won't just railroad it into 'but it's not as good as child pussy' pedo-kun?

I hear they can do a neat thing with their stomach, and we actually talked about stomach onaholes once that frog chick from Boku no Hero Academy came out. It even got art, though not from us I don't think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:52:20 2015 No.14066883 >>14066814 >Mist Continent diplomats >"Fine. We get one." >"...." >"We get two."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:52:33 2015 No.14066884 >>14066332 I hope crabman does one of these for dragonewts - where one "subspecies" is an actual dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 07:00:40 2015 No.14066900 >>14066743 I'm playing a certain CYOA

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 07:01:49 2015 No.14066904 >>14066900 >He plays CoC

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 07:08:21 2015 No.14066923
File: 868 KB, 600x4767, SuperLoliMan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14066807
>>14066811
>>14066783
So I like 'petite women' and girls affected by puberty, but lolis are entire different beings I cannot sexualize. What will I do when they try to sexualize me, their 'Onii-chan'?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 07:13:11 2015 No.14066933 >>14066923 You will take their brand of compressed love and like it! So says MAMONOMANA.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 07:13:42 2015 No.14066936

>>14066923
>What will I do when they try to sexualize me, their 'Onii-chan'?
Any one who isn't a pedophile just laughs and evasively says 'maybe when you're older'. And if they are older, just explain to them that fucking things that look like, or are children, aren't your thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 07:31:10 2015 No.14066972 File: 367 KB, 1280x1280, Suika.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066936 Disregard loli, acquire Oni-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 07:34:18 2015 No.14066982 >>14066972 Unf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 07:58:26 2015 No.14067015 File: 565 KB, 1001x743, 1346787328047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066972 Wew

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:13:14 2015 No.14067043 File: 1.78 MB, 1693x1361, Man's Best Friend and Pet Dog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Arachnotaur will save you if you let her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:19:14 2015 No.14067050 >>14066853 Baited hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:25:24 2015 No.14067059 File: 453 KB, 1280x720, 1408685814454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066730 Warmongers. Honest warmongers, very much in touch with their inner child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:26:57 2015 No.14067063 >>14067043 That would be very welcome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:27:45 2015 No.14067065 File: 1.07 MB, 818x1157, 1432754681330.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067043 Save me from what? Emilia is ever so nice to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:30:21 2015 No.14067075 >>14067043 I'd let her, no problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:30:47 2015 No.14067077 >>14066857 Jizzstream Sam, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:32:40 2015 No.14067083 >>14066853 >2015 >getting this mad

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:35:16 2015 No.14067095 File: 19 KB, 503x383, cumslut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067050 meme'd hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:40:19 2015 No.14067107 >>14067095 >Tumblr again unable to tell the difference between movie CGI and real life How are these people alive?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:41:38 2015 No.14067113 >>14067107 Science.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:44:12 2015 No.14067125 >>14067113 Has science gone too far? Not until we get a Wurm Lich elected Overlord

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:48:31 2015 No.14067136 File: 344 KB, 1037x1100, 284_soldier_beetle_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Lancer Beetles unlucky?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:51:50 2015 No.14067148 File: 116 KB, 707x1000, Walking in a winter wonderland.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Winter is coming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:59:24 2015 No.14067171 >>14067148 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UtKQ4InhUE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:12:41 2015 No.14067218 >>14066783 >you don't sexualize Baphomets Try me. All the depravities I'd commit with a fun sized goat demon. Obligatory headpats and ear fondling once she's reduced to a panting pile of pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:12:43 2015 No.14067219 >>14066857 I'M FUCKIN INVISIBLE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:27:37 2015 No.14067271 >>14067148 I want a Hellhound and Yuki onna to play Heat Miser and Snow Miser

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:32:33 2015 No.14067286 >>14067271 >Not Ignis and Glacies

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:34:48 2015 No.14067297 >>14067286 I'll give you Ignis, but I feel like Yuki would be smug enough for Snow Miser

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:37:52 2015 No.14067307 >>14067297 Fair enough. I was thinking about similarities in body shape, but I forgot about how much of a ham snow miser was.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:39:37 2015 No.14067314 >>14067043 But will she deliver unto us delicious chocolate milk and fancy spider mating dances?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:41:07 2015 No.14067319 File: 267 KB, 1000x2000, 1422814681353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sick of your pathetic little life yet? If you commit suicide, you can go to Hell and play catch with a Heckpuppy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:42:46 2015 No.14067324 >>14067314 Aren't those her shtick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:43:29 2015 No.14067325 >>14067319 Eh, maybe if she offered patty cakes. Being dead would even come in handy then, because those cute little paw pads squishing against my palm would make me flatline with joy otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:44:09 2015 No.14067327 >>14067319 Won't that just mean that they'd get nabbed by Will o' Wisps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:44:18 2015 No.14067329 >>14067325 Just hurry up and off yourself! She's lonely and antsy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:44:46 2015 No.14067330 >>14067324 Yes they are. I was just reminiscing about prophet of Arachnotaur anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:45:27 2015 No.14067332 >>14067330 Remember things on your own time, grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:45:50 2015 No.14067333 >>14067327 Oh shit, it's a Will o Wisps falseflagging!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:47:07 2015 No.14067337 >>14067332 Git off my lawn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:50:02 2015 No.14067343 >>14066904 >not playing Call of Cthulhu You have disappointed the Shoggoths.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:01:29 2015 No.14067379 >>14067343 Man, I wanna see flying polyps by Kunka.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:10:52 2015 No.14067406 >>14067379 The Shadow Out of Time ones? As monster girls or in general?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:18:03 2015 No.14067427 >>14067406 Yeah, and they also debuted in Dark Corners of the Earth as a boss. 'Course talking of monstergirls, its not like KC draws anything else. I like bad girls, it'd be awesome to have those outsider demi-material killing motherfuckers as ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:20:00 2015 No.14067433 So Anons, your wife is cosplaying as the main character of the last game you played, What is she and how does it go?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:21:54 2015 No.14067439 >>14067433 >Ara ara, I'll be your Big Boss tonight

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:22:26 2015 No.14067444 >>14067433 >>14067439 Yeah, this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:23:23 2015 No.14067449 >>14067433 >Caves of Qud It was a terrible time for everyone involved

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:24:07 2015 No.14067450 >>14067427 How could you even make that into a monster girl? Some kind of flying eel-lamia what whistles sweet tunes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:24:24 2015 No.14067452 >>14067433 >Onii-chan don't you want to infiltrate my "Mother Base"? I'm pretty on board with this

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:25:23 2015 No.14067453 >>14067452 >>14067439 >>14067444 There's going to be a lot of MGs playing Big Boss isn't there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:25:30 2015 No.14067454 >>14067452 Straight for the Mother Base? Boss, you sure we shouldn't start at the Forward Operating Base?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:26:30 2015 No.14067457 >>14067453 How could there not be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:28:03 2015 No.14067463 File: 75 KB, 736x828, EO4_Dancer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067433 >Anubis dressed as pic related >how does it go? I cum in my pants upon looking at her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:29:44 2015 No.14067467 >>14067433 >Hellhound dressed as Asuka. I'm OK with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:29:45 2015 No.14067468 >>14067453 New MGS is a pretty big occasion >>14067454 >getting distracted from the main objective This is why you never get to go on missions

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:30:56 2015 No.14067475 >>14067468 >not taking advantage of the possibility of obtaining something extra to bring back from your mission It's like you can't think outside the Cardboard Box. This is why you're in the support team.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:33:15 2015 No.14067480 A new story that I'm working on. Involves a lich. Only began writing the very beginning. I'm sorry if I'm attention whoring. http://pastebin.com/GqCHP6Ci

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:35:09 2015 No.14067489 >>14067480 You're not on the Official Attention Whore List, so it's okay. >two paragraphs Hoo boy, get back to work right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:37:42 2015 No.14067497 >>14067480 Now go fix these: >and you had a essay due at 9 an essay* >She's begging you too impregnate her begging you to*

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:39:01 2015 No.14067499 >>14067453 It'd be a hell of a way to find out your wife's a closet fujo. >From now on, call me Big Boss! Uh. >Kaz Wait, am I Kaz? >Yes I'm not really sure if I'm into this. >Let's practice our CQC!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:40:15 2015 No.14067504 >>14067433 >Lich dressed up as Tidus or Yuna. Well, I guess it could be worse. Unless League counts, which I don't think it should, in which case... Shyvana. It's been a bit since I played. Had to look it up. Yeah, a Lich in her armor could be cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:40:26 2015 No.14067505 >>14067452 So what kind of monster is she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:41:00 2015 No.14067507 >>14067499 It's not like BB and Kaz DIDN'T practice some good old fashioned BROTHERHOOD during Peace Walker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:41:26 2015 No.14067509 >>14067497 thx bb

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:42:20 2015 No.14067513 >>14067509 Don't write like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:43:18 2015 No.14067516 >>14067513 Sure thang, sweetcheeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:43:44 2015 No.14067518 File: 18 KB, 350x236, Greetings fellow heterosexual human male.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067516 That's better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:43:51 2015 No.14067519 >>14067136 Depends on how well they can joust with Centaurs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:44:44 2015 No.14067521 >>14067519 E-rank luck won't help you against Seibahpussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:45:13 2015 No.14067524 >>14067505 >Baphomet I don't know if hooves are very good for stealth, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:45:28 2015 No.14067526 >>14067521 >tfw no dragon seibah to protect me and rape me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:46:24 2015 No.14067531 >>14067524 Soft rubber hoof caps. Also good taste there, Baphos are cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:46:56 2015 No.14067533 >>14067526 >>14067521 No but it'll help him with werewolf lanca

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:46:56 2015 No.14067534 >>14067526 >dragon seibah Dragon Aacha you mean. With hime-drills and golden scales.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:48:07 2015 No.14067537 >>14067526 >Implying Seibah isn't an alp

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:48:53 2015 No.14067540 >>14067537 >Gil wants to fuck an Alp Ohohoho!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:48:53 2015 No.14067541 >>14067531 >never gonna operate with Big Baphomet Feels bad man. They are the cutest, I want to rub her ears

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:50:11 2015 No.14067543 >>14067534 I want to make mongrel half breeds with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:50:32 2015 No.14067547 >>14067534 The king of jobbers should be left alone

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:52:40 2015 No.14067554 >>14067547 Queen of jobbers just needs headpats and wing massages.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:54:42 2015 No.14067557 >>14067537 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:56:28 2015 No.14067563 >>14067557 Because dragon's aren't supposed to stutter or be tomboys! Although I do love me some tomboy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:57:24 2015 No.14067568 File: 333 KB, 850x1200, Dragon Knight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067563 >tomboy dragons not allowed Screw you, hippie!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:01:03 2015 No.14067579 >>14067563 I want an alp that pretends to be a Dragon but still stutters and acts like a tomboy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:01:34 2015 No.14067581 >>14067568 Tomboy dragons are the best when distressed over the baby bump you gave them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:02:20 2015 No.14067583 >>14067581 nice, nice, pregnancy is so moe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:02:37 2015 No.14067585 >>14067579 >tomboy alp Enough shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:05:22 2015 No.14067592 >>14067585 But if she wasn't a tomboy, she'd be lazy and get fat!

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:05:28 2015 No.14067593

>>14067541
>after the operation is done, the Bahpomet sits in your lap
>takes off the headset while uncomfortably flicking her ears
>leans into you with a contented sigh as soon as you start massaging them

I think I have a weakness for pampering fuzzy monster girl ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:05:40 2015 No.14067595 >Not wanting golden dragon Gilgamesh to call you a mongrel

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:06:56 2015 No.14067597 File: 113 KB, 600x800, 3cc6d7a06445c05617ac3ccee19108ee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067579 A tomboy Succubutt makes more sense than a tomboy alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:08:53 2015 No.14067603 >>14067597 I'll take one of both. With an extra helping of pert butts, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:14:55 2015 No.14067611 >>14067593 I have a weakness for pampering monster girls in general.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:17:09 2015 No.14067615 >>14067597 But a succubus is trying to seduce human boys, an alp is just an awkward stuttering mess

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:18:33 2015 No.14067622 File: 121 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.19_[2015.09.07_13.59.10].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067563 What about reverse trap dragons?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:18:42 2015 No.14067623 >>14067611 Also, yes. But there's something wonderful about fuzzy ears. Maybe their emotiveness, or maybe how easy it is to alternate between rubbing them and headpating their owner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:20:02 2015 No.14067624 File: 801 KB, 830x1200, 1440652323926.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067597 Where the CC gym bunny Demons at?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:20:47 2015 No.14067626 >>14067622 Yes, they would be nice. Especially if they get a slight stutter while being aggressive once their secret's revealed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:24:21 2015 No.14067639 >>14067622 >Draco >dragon

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:24:42 2015 No.14067642
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>>14067330
I had pelvis reconstruction surgery while I was in a coma. Or maybe it was the surgery that put me into the coma...doctors are impossible to understand.

It was really my fault, I didn't drink my holy chocolate milk before a full moon night came up.

Luckily Arachnotaur forgives!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:26:55 2015 No.14067647 >>14067624 Whenever someone draws one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:33:37 2015 No.14067669 File: 133 KB, 1000x1000, 1407092708572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It begins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HHOCwuNJaY

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:38:55 2015 No.14067690 >>14067669 Suu is shit. All of the EMG girls aside from one or two side characters are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:40:07 2015 No.14067695 File: 529 KB, 900x1200, 4bd02c979e1412649db386370747cd2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067690 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:50:20 2015 No.14067724 >>14066774 Don't care, I want one. With extra soft big, meaty paws.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:51:36 2015 No.14067726 Next girl when

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:53:20 2015 No.14067732 >>14067726 tomorrow, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:58:38 2015 No.14067750 File: 405 KB, 1440x810, 1441727832157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:59:55 2015 No.14067756 >>14067750 I was just posting it. Every week the same ;_; Doppel is doppel I guess. She's unique.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:00:07 2015 No.14067757 >>14067750 All of them a shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:02:00 2015 No.14067762 >>14067750 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:02:35 2015 No.14067764 >>14067750 I want to marry that wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:03:35 2015 No.14067767 >>14067750 The red one looks like the snu snu type. I want her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:03:50 2015 No.14067770 >>14067750 That doppelgangar design is pretty damn brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:04:49 2015 No.14067772 >>14067750 >dragon, dragon, dragon >doppel

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:13:18 2015 No.14067799 >>14067772 Hey, dragon's are cute! Especially the chromatics. White a best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:15:50 2015 No.14067806 >>14067799 No, I'm just laughing at the fact that doppel is there for some reason >One if these is not like the others

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:16:37 2015 No.14067808 >>14067799 She's right behind you, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:17:32 2015 No.14067810 >>14067750 I'll have the one with the braid, please.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:18:37 2015 No.14067816

>>14067806
Hey, doppel can look like a dragon if she wants.
She can be anything you want.

>>14067808
No, she's asleep in my lap.
There's a jelkrj Nice, Trusting, LOYAL, silver behind him though, wanting for hime to stop settling for the dragon equivalent of a caveman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:18:40 2015 No.14067817 >>14067750 Why do all the dragons look so angry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:19:00 2015 No.14067818 >>14067806 Well, what kind of doppel subtypes there are? You have to put her somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:19:02 2015 No.14067819 Hugging your best friend doesn't make you an alp right? Nor does wanting to keep hugging them right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:19:12 2015 No.14067820 File: 55 KB, 290x361, 1399146610906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to cum inside Charon-chan's brain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:19:20 2015 No.14067821 >>14067817 They're dragons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:19:48 2015 No.14067823 >>14067819 First one? No Second one? Yes if they are a guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:20:05 2015 No.14067824 File: 149 KB, 600x1251, afbc8e57b66ef88c33d5ab20a5391259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067810 Excellent taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:20:49 2015 No.14067830 >>14067817 They aren't angry, they just are look imposing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:20:56 2015 No.14067832 >>14067820 I want to take Charon on a nice date while holding her hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:22:03 2015 No.14067835 >>14067820 What is she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:22:54 2015 No.14067839 >>14067830 Why do all Dragon girls always look angry? Are dragons wyverns and jabberwocks always mad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:23:00 2015 No.14067840 >>14067824 >Cute eyebrows >Rude tits >Lewd navel >Mischievous grin Very attractive, would spend an hour inside her cloaca every day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:23:07 2015 No.14067841 >>14067772 well technically Doppel can become a dragon. she'd be more dragon than that fucking dyke Dracop

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:24:17 2015 No.14067847 >>14067835 She is Charon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:25:37 2015 No.14067849 >>14067839 Because they have an image to maintain! Would you be awestruck by a dragon who was all dopey grins and cuddles? One who rubbed her cheek on yours while making dopey cooing noises?

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:25:44 2015 No.14067850

>>14067839
It's a pride thing. They think themselves superior to humans for the most part, though wyverns are just aggressive in general.

You can see the same look on the face of Pharaohs. That look that just screams 'you think you can just talk to me? God, you're pathetic'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:28:37 2015 No.14067858 >>14067840 Also note that she's royalty. You'd be obliged to spend your nights vigorously impregnating her to produce viable heirs for the throne, while standing by her side as the prince consort as she deals with the thankless task of administration.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:28:57 2015 No.14067859 >>14067847 OC? Which story?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:29:26 2015 No.14067861 >>14067859 Charon. As in The Charon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:30:29 2015 No.14067864 >>14067858 >>14067840 while standing by her side by day* By no means would such an august and dignified lady engage in such indecent acts while dealing with public matters unless you lik3cit that way.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:30:34 2015 No.14067865

>>14067850
If they're superior and don't want to even talk to human boys, does that mean they don't want to be friends, or go out on dates and hold her claw, or anything?

I can understand why they'd want to maintain their pride and image, but to be so offputting seems weird to me. Oh well

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:30:55 2015 No.14067869 >>14067861 Oh, I see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:32:39 2015 No.14067875 >>14067864 I'd love to kneel behind her, hugging her lovely hips that may or may not already contain our child, while I hump her between the shins as she administers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:33:14 2015 No.14067878 >>14066286 I can imagine his partner being either a dog girl or a octopus. Dog because they're helpful to the police and octopus because no one can escape the long arm of the law puns.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:35:35 2015 No.14067883
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>>14067869
Exactly. One or two people have adapted her into stories as a sort of undead ferrywoman, but mostly she's a thread thing. The running theme with her is usually that she's a dry-witted, pale-skinned girl with an absurdly long braid, and an even more absurd love for groan-worthy puns.
There's also a recurring thing involving her and hobo gangbangs. We don't talk about that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:35:45 2015 No.14067884 >>14067875 Disgusting. I bet you would [detailed elaboration of your fantasy], you little horndog. You wouldn't stop even if [further development of the scenario in an arousing manner].

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:38:09 2015 No.14067889 >>14067884 Lazy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:38:47 2015 No.14067892 >>14067883 DILLAW wrote Charon as a race of monstergirls too.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:38:48 2015 No.14067893

>>14067884
No way, I would not allow her subjects, or even worse the Kikis, to lick the cum off her shoes or furiously masturbate it into their virgin cooches. I'd wear a condom and let her lick it clean after work. It's strictly to show them she's dedicated enough to ignore the dick during working hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:39:55 2015 No.14067899 >>14067889 >>14067893 I'm not that other Anon, I'm not lewd enough to continue with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:40:13 2015 No.14067900 >>14067884 [Disingenuous disagreement] [Outline of how I would pamper a {monster} and give her daughters] [Spoilered Milkposting]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:41:33 2015 No.14067901 >>14067900 You're making me feel bad, because I sometimes do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:41:46 2015 No.14067902 >>14067865 Once again, it's a pride thing. They might not mind bonding with human boys, but they'll never admit it. I hate to use the term, but it's the whole tsundere thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:42:03 2015 No.14067903 >>14067900 I'm going to break into an elementary school for Monster Girls and swap out all their regular milk with Supreme Hathor Milk!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:42:09 2015 No.14067904 This is getting too meta.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:42:29 2015 No.14067907 >>14067883 Which of Charon's holes would you most like to fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:43:04 2015 No.14067909 >>14067900 [Condemnation of lewdness] [Accusation of handholding] [Covert extension of scenario into novel scene like deep scale massages via further condemnation]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:43:05 2015 No.14067910 >>14067892 I vaguely remember the main character meeting one. So, it was implied that they were actually a whole bunch of ferrymen, transporting souls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:43:49 2015 No.14067912 >>14067903 >I'm going to break into an elementary school for Monster Girls and swap out all their regular milk with my cum! Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:44:42 2015 No.14067915 >>14067910 Yep, the Charon that MC met even had a southern accent, and mentioned that her sisters were also ferrymen.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:46:03 2015 No.14067920

>>14067903
[Outline of Large Breasted Lolis and how their clothes would encounter difficulties covering massive breasts and an in deph description about their shorts cutting into their hips and how they have soft bellies.] [Explanation of students looking on with watery eyes in an attempt to evoke pity.][Request for you to take responsibility.]

>>14067909
[Dissingenous defense where I assert that it is OK due to an emotional attraction.][Continuation of scale massage and possible ear fin nibbling.]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:47:25 2015 No.14067922 >>14067907 Her lewd tracheapussy.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:48:29 2015 No.14067926

>>14067920
But I wouldn't take responsibility! The entire school system would be full of young girls with soft stomachs, big breasts, and thick asses! And when they grow up, a whole generation will get to experience first hand the beauty and wonder of thick soft lovable girls!

And I will look from the building tops, knowing I made the world a better place!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:51:01 2015 No.14067935 >>14067463 Could someone draw this, please? I realize the Anubis' basic outfit is already pretty close, but still

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:51:17 2015 No.14067936 >>14067920 Anon, please. I promise to never do it again, stop confronting me with my shameful actions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:53:28 2015 No.14067941 >>14067883 I just realized that Charon's puns make her resemble DEATH.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:54:14 2015 No.14067944 >>14067750 I wanna do a Homestay with a Wyvern, and then I want to marry her! >Doppel is actually a giant from Dark Souls 2 Oh gods how horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:54:47 2015 No.14067947 File: 205 KB, 554x452, Pouty Black Dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067839 DRAGONS ARE NOT MAD! EVERYBODY IS JUST DUMB AND POOR AND SMELLS LIKE OOMUKADE JUICES!

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:55:39 2015 No.14067949

>>14067926
Lewd coupling in alley this morning. Baphomet with Holstaur tits.

The city is aroused by me. I have seen its true face.

The streets are extended bedrooms and the bedrooms are full of lewd and when the drains finally flow over, all the MGs will cum.

The accumulated musk of all their sex and cuddling will foam up about their waists and all the succubi and Sabbath will look up and shout "Fuck us!" ...and I'll look down and whisper _"Yes."__

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:55:47 2015 No.14067951 >>14067935 Is it okay if it's an Alp doodle, or do you want real art?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:55:50 2015 No.14067952 File: 201 KB, 803x1200, Off the ceiling and onto the dance floor, flashing colors are shimmering bright, as she watches him move, to her delight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing nerds?

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:56:17 2015 No.14067955

>>14067926
[Continued request that you take responsibility][Outline of troubles girls may encounter which includes an outline of a chubby anubis who is sad that her favorite shorts don't fit on an enlarged posterior, a baphomet who's mother is angry that her daughter has breasts as big as her head, and a valkryie who can't train with her sister because she keeps getting made fun of for the chubby belly she now has.][Question regarding if you would be willing or unwilling to let the lolis suffer alone]

>>14067936
[Negative response]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:56:25 2015 No.14067956 >>14067947 She's getting a time out!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:56:55 2015 No.14067961 >>14067951 Real art. Thanks for offering though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:58:08 2015 No.14067965 >>14067952 Listening to Black Science Man talk with Atheist Pope. Contemplating what to make of the little Soldier Beetle that could.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:59:18 2015 No.14067969 >>14067944 >he doesn't recognize motherfucking Nyarlathotep How horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:59:34 2015 No.14067971 >>14067951 >Implying Alo doodles aren't real art Though I think I'd prefer something a little less "contemporary". No offense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:00:02 2015 No.14067972 >>14067969 When I think Nyarlathotep I tend to think of something...more, than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:00:36 2015 No.14067974 >>14067955 Anon, please. I promise I'll never post formulaic lewd scenarios ever again, just stop.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:01:16 2015 No.14067975 [DELETED]

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>>14067965
>Contemplating what to make of the little Soldier Beetle that could
Someones actually writing something pertinent to the Soldier Beetle? Awesome, since the only thing they have for writefaggotry so far is pic-related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:01:38 2015 No.14067978 File: 2.19 MB, 1280x1024, Why can't real life librarians be like this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067971 Philistine. >>14067972 More like this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:01:50 2015 No.14067979 >>14067971 >implying contemporary art is real art A Leanan Sidhe won't have enough green paint to express all the >implications.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:01:56 2015 No.14067980 >>14067972 Your limited perception and expectations hold no sway over the Crawling Chaos!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:02:39 2015 No.14067984 >>14067975 >Someones Well not someone you actually WANT writing about her, but yes. Planning to maybe put her up against an Ushi-Oni as the final boss

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:04:25 2015 No.14067987 >>14067974 [Disagreement] [Outline of plausible scenarios and involving romance and dragon pampering ranging from wing massages to claw cleaning]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:06:42 2015 No.14067995 >>14067969 tbh a giant from dark souls would be pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:07:36 2015 No.14067996 >>14067975 That was fun to write.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:08:19 2015 No.14068002 >>14067996 Fun to write? Hrghh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:08:32 2015 No.14068004 >>14067987 Well screw you then. I will continue as long as at least some anons find them amusing or titillating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:11:10 2015 No.14068013 >>14068002 Huh? What do you mean, "to write"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:12:01 2015 No.14068021 >>14068002 Yeah, writing thing's can be fun, especially when it's stuff like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:12:10 2015 No.14068022 File: 872 KB, 1280x720, trans.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067750 And translated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:13:31 2015 No.14068027 >>14068013 You can write by typing on the keyboard! It's just like my erotic fanfiction!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:14:08 2015 No.14068028 >>14068022 I want to trick that Wyvern into doing lewd things.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:14:08 2015 No.14068029

I want to have sex with a dragon newt and make her orgasm so hard that her tail pops off and then causes and extremely embarrassing situation!

Imagine her being all cute, flustered, and panicked as her stump bleeds all over the bed and her dropped tail continues to writhe around detached from her body.

>"I'm s-s-sorry, oh my God, I'm so sorry!!!!"

Then she starts crying but you hold her and tell her you still love her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:15:21 2015 No.14068033 File: 143 KB, 1920x1080, 1441722777822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to always pull-pull the maid

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:16:01 2015 No.14068037 >>14068022 Ryu-jin and wyverns are so much better than dragon newts, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:16:32 2015 No.14068041 >>14068029 You should be the one apologizing, Anon. It's never going to grow back as good as it was the first time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:16:36 2015 No.14068042 So, I just watched the new EMG and polt didn't get her episode, but she did make a cameo by having a cut away of her running in the park. It's not much, but it was nice seeing her animated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:17:07 2015 No.14068046 >>14068022 I want to poke their reverse scales.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:17:21 2015 No.14068048 >>14068027 Erotic fanfiction, huh? Sounds pretty lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:17:34 2015 No.14068050 File: 838 KB, 1278x722, There's a Succubus in my bed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068033 Meido pls help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:17:42 2015 No.14068051 >>14068022 I want the wyvern to snu snu me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:17:44 2015 No.14068052 >>14068037 Ryu-jin is literally perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:18:39 2015 No.14068057 >>14068042 She had two scenes, but at least she was in the anime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:19:27 2015 No.14068058 >>14068048 It is. Hey anon, you remember that time you sneaked into the girl's bathroom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:22:10 2015 No.14068061 >>14068022 >Can't come up with at least 4 dragon types >also Doppel, for some reason Getting really tired of your shit, Crabman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:22:36 2015 No.14068063 >>14068058 Well, yeah, but what's that got to do with the situation at hand?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:22:50 2015 No.14068065 >>14068050 Has she been boned yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:23:11 2015 No.14068068 >>14067978 More like this, actually. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1807343

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:23:23 2015 No.14068069

>>14068052
except when she and your children outlive you by around a millennium. This is Monster Musume so there's no mamono mana to save you.

IDK, It'd work out if she never wed again and forever cherished your memory or if she died with you of a broken heart or something.

Would you really be okay with your waifu being with at least 9 other men after you died, and your daughters being with at least 10 men each?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:24:17 2015 No.14068073 >>14068061 It's funny, because there's no actually traditional western dragon there. I guess because they couldn't think of any interesting Doppelgangar variants, they squeezed her in with the dragon-types.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:25:15 2015 No.14068078 >>14068022 >Also known as "Dragonmaids" Dracosa in a maid outfit when? But regardless, I want to host a homestay for a wyvern, and then marry her!

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:25:35 2015 No.14068079

>>14068063
Well, next time you go, and I'm not saying you SHOULD, but statistically speaking there's more male soldiers in the base so the girl's bathroom would be the safest bet... look, what I'm saying is, the next time you go there, IF there is a next time, could you set up some cameras? For research purposes, of course!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:27:49 2015 No.14068086 File: 910 KB, 987x1502, 1441731862464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068050 Just let it happen, Anon. Stare at the ceiling and think of England.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:27:58 2015 No.14068087 >>14068073 Oh well. If EMG was anything more than haremshit, I would actually get salty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:28:33 2015 No.14068090 >>14068079 I see. So the girl's bathroom will be a better hiding spot, and I can set up cameras to gain intel on the enemy. Got it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:28:34 2015 No.14068091 >>14068086 SHE'S TOUCHING HIS PELVIS DIRECTLY! CODE RED! CODE RED!

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:30:37 2015 No.14068099

>>14068090
Yes, that's right Anon! Call me when you've set up some cameras and I'll start gathering material via a com-link! I'll be using a new frequency for this stuff to keep the enemy on their toes. Call me at 141.52 for up-to date footage from the girl's bathroom!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:30:41 2015 No.14068100 >>14068078 >Dracosa in a maid outfit when? Victorian or French?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:31:00 2015 No.14068101 >>14068086 >"RATTLE=3" >"What are we gonna do on the bed today Albedo?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:31:16 2015 No.14068102 >>14068086 >think of England Did as instructed. Got mad and punched her in the mouth. And yet I can't shake the feeling this wasn't supposed to happen...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:34:13 2015 No.14068112 >>14068099 >141.52 Nastasha Romanenko you filthy rusky, I should've known it was you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:36:11 2015 No.14068119 >>14068112 Nyet, is not Natasha. Is Whistleblower. Would like Blow on Whistle, da? >Get your Whistle Blown to restore Psyche!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:39:07 2015 No.14068125 File: 471 KB, 1920x1080, Polt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if this all the screentime Polt is going to get.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:40:13 2015 No.14068130 >>14068125 Maybe they're trying to avoid any trouble from having furries get into this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:41:11 2015 No.14068132 >>14067952 Listening to rap songs crossed with anime OP songs while I catch up with the thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:42:27 2015 No.14068135 >>14068119 >looking at footage from the ladies' room while a Russian chick blows your whistle Where do I sign up for these kinds of missions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:44:21 2015 No.14068139 >>14068130 That would be good, fuck furries.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:44:25 2015 No.14068140

>>14068125
God I fucking hope its not.
>>14068130
Furfags aren't a problem in Japan like they are in the west. That's why crabman and KC keep making essentially furry characters and thinking nothing of it. We have shitstorms because we know, but the nips just see it as a cute girl with some fur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:44:47 2015 No.14068142 >>14068125 Japan doesn't have that same problem the west does in that regard

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:47:14 2015 No.14068151 >>14068125 Nah. They showed her running away from the Kai-Suu fight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:47:14 2015 No.14068152 >>14068125 Considering the merchandise she's gotten, survey says no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:47:26 2015 No.14068153 >>14068130 Their furry fanbase isn't as cancerous as the western one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:54:51 2015 No.14068168 >>14068153 Can confirm, I have absolutely zero problems with the Japanese fanbase or furries in Japanese media. Often both furry and monster girls will share conventions over there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:55:54 2015 No.14068174 >>14068168 >>14068153 So what's with this talk of Polt then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:57:07 2015 No.14068178 >>14068168 What makes the western furries so much shittier? I'v never heard of any autism-tier shit from Japanese furries.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:01:14 2015 No.14068188 >>14068178 Short answer: They just want to fuck anthropomorphic animals. Westerners want to be them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:04:39 2015 No.14068197 File: 935 KB, 900x1200, 1441342586944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Has the boards speed picked up or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:04:51 2015 No.14068199 >>14068174 She had a non-speaking cameo in today's episode of Mon Musu, and now everyone in the /a/ thread is going crazy with the shitposting. Most of it is fallout from an earlier thread when it was revealed that Polt fans made a skype group.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:06:04 2015 No.14068204 File: 2.12 MB, 1944x2917, 1410452909693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lose the towel. Seriously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:07:00 2015 No.14068209 >>14068204 No, and get out of my house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:07:45 2015 No.14068211 >>14068197 Maybe, don't know what would cause the increase though. As a side note, I want to have a kobold farm where I raise different breeds of kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:07:47 2015 No.14068212 >>14068209 You don't wear a fucking towel to a sauna you wimp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:08:28 2015 No.14068214 >>14068188 >Westerners want to be them. That's the key difference and it's a pretty huge one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:08:59 2015 No.14068216 >>14068199 >Polt fans made a skype group. Why. Just why. Why do they always have to be autistic and make it seem like anybody who likes a certain character is autistic with them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:09:08 2015 No.14068217 >>14068212 Oh yeah? Who's gonna stop me? Oh, nobody? That's what I thought.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:09:19 2015 No.14068220 >>14068204 P-Please do not bully, I don't like exposing myself to strangers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:10:41 2015 No.14068226 >>14068220 You won't be strangers for long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:10:49 2015 No.14068227 >>14068204 I refuse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:11:22 2015 No.14068229 >>14068211 EMG or MGE kobolds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:11:42 2015 No.14068230 >>14068227 >>14068217 >wearing a towel to a sauna Ottomans everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:11:48 2015 No.14068234 >>14068229 The latter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:12:28 2015 No.14068237 >>14068216 And the question is why a skype, that's even worse than making a forum. Couldn't they meet up in an IRC? It's still autistic but a lot lower on the scale.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:14:10 2015 No.14068240 >>14068204 Only if you dock eyebrows with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:15:49 2015 No.14068242 >>14068240 >Not liking thick eyebrows I'm a slut for monster girls with thick eyebrows

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:17:51 2015 No.14068245 File: 148 KB, 500x377, rejection.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:18:23 2015 No.14068246 >>14068245 Hank's pretty good at the rape game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:18:57 2015 No.14068247 >>14068245 That girl ain't right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:18:57 2015 No.14068248 File: 334 KB, 800x600, monument.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:19:24 2015 No.14068249 >>14068204 I want to walk into a sauna without knowing there's an Ushi-Oni inside until it's too late!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:20:21 2015 No.14068251 >>14068249 >Ushi-Oni in a sauna Steamed rape, coming up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:20:43 2015 No.14068252 >>14068248 Remove snakes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:21:30 2015 No.14068253 >>14068252 Remove that stick in your ass, fuckboy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:21:43 2015 No.14068255 >>14068248 Include snakes

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:21:50 2015 No.14068256

>>14068178
Niche interest groups in Japan are smaller due to cultural and linguistic isolation. Small groups of nerds and fetishists aren't that bad - they can actually be pretty fun - but the more people you add the more autistic they get.

Most of Japan's niche groups only manage to cross the first threshold of autism, where a secret interest becomes a somewhat unpleasant secret hobby. Few of them are able to reach the second threshold, The Critical Mass of Autism, in which the balance between obsessive interest and common sense is lost. This causes the community to shed its outer layers in a devastating explosion then collapse in on itself, forming a dense core of toxic gunk which spews cancer causing radiation.

It's one of the miracles of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:22:59 2015 No.14068259 >>14068253 At least I have an ass. Have fun boning your "Vagina & Asshole".

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:23:02 2015 No.14068260 >>14068256 I see you're a scholar of the human psyche. Do tell how men feel toward Wurm coils.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:23:15 2015 No.14068263

>>14068234
How would you turn it into a profitable enterprise though? Breeding Kobolds is thirsty work, well alright, more like sticky and sweaty and above all else time consuming. So you'd either have to limit the scale if you want to do all the breeding yourself with time left for the usual chores around a farm or hire farmhands to help with either or both. Ideally the Kobolds should either be pregnant or recuperating from pregnancy at any given point so they'd be of little help.
And what would you do with the litters of Kobold pups? Selling them would be kinda distasteful

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:23:19 2015 No.14068264 >>14068242 >implying I don't like them Why would I want to dock with them, then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:23:31 2015 No.14068266 >>14068252 Love snakes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:24:03 2015 No.14068268 >>14068263 Do you have any idea how much energy you can produce with Kobolds on a treadmill?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:24:26 2015 No.14068270 >>14068255 >>14068266 Remove bad taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:24:37 2015 No.14068271 File: 5 KB, 198x148, listen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tachikoma-girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:25:03 2015 No.14068273 >>14068270 Pharaoh, please. Everybody knows you're an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:25:13 2015 No.14068275 File: 50 KB, 256x272, mero2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068125 >people think polt is a furry She has a human face except for a doggy tip nose and a cleft cleft lip. she's furry but not "furry."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:25:14 2015 No.14068276 >>14068259 Thanks, I will. Also the mouth, tits, hands, and coiled tails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:27:18 2015 No.14068282 >>14068273 >A-alp! Your memes are weak, shitty snake.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:27:52 2015 No.14068283

>>14068263
They'd work in the fire barns and with police officers, maybe in the Department of Defense.

Not to mention that they could be seeing eyedog girls or work in child care, keeping track of little kids and such.

There's a whole lot that kobolds can do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:29:36 2015 No.14068291 >>14068282 whats wrong with being an alp? just curious

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:29:54 2015 No.14068292 >>14068260 Wurm coils are like being wrapped in a sleeping bag filled with puppies and happiness.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:31:03 2015 No.14068296
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>>14068275
What about High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl?
>>14068282
>Living Embodiment of the Sun
>calling the balding old general from the actually successful empire Daddy-O
So low you've fallen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:31:08 2015 No.14068297 >>14068291 >just curious >Truth [ ] >Doubt [X] >Lie [ ]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:31:13 2015 No.14068299 File: 324 KB, 800x800, fish cloaca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068259 Trufacs: you can effectively intercrural a cloaca during anal for double pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:31:43 2015 No.14068300 >>14068275 Splitting hairs here, Anon. I like her but I'm willing to admit she's pretty much furry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:32:15 2015 No.14068303 >>14068299 Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:32:28 2015 No.14068304 >>14068292 And with that thought, I'll head to bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:32:37 2015 No.14068305 File: 299 KB, 1000x1000, Headpat the Kobold.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068283 >Breeding Kobolds for warfare You monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:32:43 2015 No.14068306 >>14068291 They're disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:33:51 2015 No.14068309 >>14068305 >Not wanting D-Kobold You'll never play the damn fiddle like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:34:09 2015 No.14068312 >>14068305 What? They'd be looking for explosives or helping soldiers recover from PTSD by being fluffy and cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:35:52 2015 No.14068316 >>14068309 WORDPLAY: KOBOLDS RESMEBLE DOGS; A DOG IN A MILITARY CONTEXT WAS NAMED D-DOG. AMUSING ON TWO LEVELS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:37:53 2015 No.14068324 File: 180 KB, 500x350, Garter-snakes500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068270 Bad taste... I'm the KING of BAD taste. Can I get the Tsundere / Yandere snek with a side of Tsundere / Yandere snek?

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:38:45 2015 No.14068329

>>14068268
No, but even if I did, how would you turn a profit from it?

>>14068283
That is decent solution. Assuming their services are marketable, they'd provide a steady revenue stream once the first litters got old enough to receive training and start working. Also allows them to play to the strengths of their breeds through specialization.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:38:46 2015 No.14068330 >>14068296 >What about High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl? Human face, no furry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:39:12 2015 No.14068333 >>14068316 Actually, it's only amusing on one level at best. Get out of here with your faulty humor-subroutine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:40:20 2015 No.14068336 >>14068275 She has full body fur, so thick it's impossible to cut. That's definition of FURry And button nose

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:41:48 2015 No.14068342 >>14068329 Yep, also gives them a chance to find husbands. All daughters are welcome to come back too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:41:57 2015 No.14068343 >>14068312 >you will never read a story of a PTSD puppy Kobold being strangle-raped by a crying Paladin

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:42:44 2015 No.14068347 File: 20 KB, 500x500, 1436297998705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068324 >these /a/-level tastes Leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:43:03 2015 No.14068348 >>14068343 Dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:43:05 2015 No.14068349 >>14068306 no they're not, they're sweet kind loyal and the cutest

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:43:41 2015 No.14068351 >>14068347 He probably has better taste than you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:43:53 2015 No.14068352 >>14068343 >strangle-raped by a crying Paladin >Kiryu.nani

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:46:01 2015 No.14068357 >>14068351 >he

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:46:21 2015 No.14068358 >>14068348 >>14068352 http://exhentai.org/s/e9d61599ee/488854-590 Picture related but Kobold x Paladin

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:49:33 2015 No.14068362 >>14068358 I might be a maledomfag, but strangling? Eh...Only if she explicitly asks for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:52:00 2015 No.14068372 >>14068362 My fellow maledomfriend Glad to know not all of us were chased out by the you know whats

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:54:08 2015 No.14068378 >>14068358 "No"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:55:43 2015 No.14068384 >>14068343 Only if nobody suffers any permanent injury. Then I'd read about a Kobold cumming her brains out like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:56:32 2015 No.14068387 >>14068372 What makes you think any of us left?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:59:05 2015 No.14068394 >>14068372 >not all of us were chased out Of course not. Some of just happen to enjoy aspects of both doms. >inb4 f-fence sitter! how dare you hurt my feelings >inb4 no true scotsman

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 14:59:54 2015 No.14068395

>>14068140
>>14068153
Problem is, MonMusu has been noted as a best-seller many times in the past by NY Times, so it's only natural that alot of westerners know about the series, eventually finding out about the anime.

Furfags fucking hunt for any clues of furfaggotry anywhere in media to expand their "domain" as much as they can, given how cancerous they are. Worse case scenario, some shitposter informs furfags of Polt and point then here, they come and ruin the thread, janitors find out and nuke us into oblivion since posting furryshit here isn't allowed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:00:09 2015 No.14068396 >>14068384 What if the Kobold has a martyr fetish so she gets off on it even though she keeps triggering the Paladin and making him abuse her every time they meet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:01:48 2015 No.14068401 >>14068396 Then she's unsuited to be a therapy Kobold and should be cycled out for another one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:01:54 2015 No.14068403 >>14068394 I never got what the whole deal was with being a fence sitter. I mean, why is liking both a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:03:05 2015 No.14068407 >>14068403 Because: A. trolls B. retarded internet tribalism Pick either or both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:04:00 2015 No.14068411 >>14068403 From what I can make out, it's the fact that you only seem to speak up after a shitstorm with: >not liking both/master race/ect. I can see why some people would be annoyed with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:04:28 2015 No.14068412 File: 555 KB, 841x1187, 64a9d876daf7a9454d23da932159bb68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068403 Because it impedes the shitposters that live off of [X]dom oriented funposting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:05:37 2015 No.14068416 >>14068403 Crab mentality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:06:47 2015 No.14068419 >>14068372 >Glad to know not all of us were chased out Don't play the victim please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:08:46 2015 No.14068423 >>14068419 ...said the majority member. I mean, you're not wrong, but come on. We both know what team you're playing for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:10:13 2015 No.14068427 >>14068419 nice meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:13:25 2015 No.14068435 >>14068419 And now the femdomfags start shit as usual

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:15:01 2015 No.14068438 and here, we, gooooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:15:39 2015 No.14068441 File: 161 KB, 1177x1273, 1441607662544.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sword posteriors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:16:30 2015 No.14068442 >>14068435 I reject your bait. >>14068438 And I reject you as well, fence guy with his megaphone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:17:03 2015 No.14068443 File: 336 KB, 800x686, 1441503687911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068441 Fox posteriors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:17:03 2015 No.14068444 File: 744 KB, 2555x1799, 1440716733170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068438 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE2a8_Y3bkE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:17:09 2015 No.14068446 >>14068435 >as usual Sure, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:17:52 2015 No.14068448 File: 197 KB, 700x700, 1401214189518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068419 >>14068423 >>14068427 >>14068435 >>14068442

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:18:39 2015 No.14068454 >>14067433 >Dormouse >Dressed as a monster hunter She's going to try and mount me, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:20:13 2015 No.14068459 I had a slightly strange dream about her. I got to kiss her, and we also had a bunch of cats. I don't know why but they just kept appearing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:20:22 2015 No.14068461 >>14068448 Your implication is both insulting and unnecessary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:20:33 2015 No.14068462 >>14068454 Don't eat the blu foob she leaves out for you.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:20:35 2015 No.14068463

>>14068438
Monstergirls, they are the best!
Shitposters should just give it a rest!

Discuss MGs or go away!
Leave dumb opinions for another day!

Sexy ladies with a bestial side
Want to take you on a wild ride

Hug them, kiss them, fuck them too,
But your shitposting only makes them blue

Stay on topic you curs, don't make them sad
This shitstorm, like this poem, is fucking bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:21:28 2015 No.14068465 >>14067433 >Cyberbots So she's piloting a 15 meter tall fighting robot without any clothes on. I guess I'll just jump into my Blodia and fight her then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:22:20 2015 No.14068467 >>14068461 >unnecessary Clearly not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:23:08 2015 No.14068469 >>14068463 You are henceforth banished from the monster girl community.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:23:20 2015 No.14068471 >>14067433 >Holstaur in full US military gear I need this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:23:27 2015 No.14068473 What would happen if my monster waifu found out about my chronic shitposting habits? How would I find redemption?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:24:33 2015 No.14068476 >>14068473 >What would happen if my monster waifu found out about- Rape. >How would I find redemp- Rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:24:58 2015 No.14068477 >>14068467 Look, maybe this makes me a faggot, but not everything I don't agree with is bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:25:15 2015 No.14068478 >>14067433 >Kejourou dressed as a boatslut Sounds hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:25:17 2015 No.14068479 File: 553 KB, 514x905, 1408911685381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068471 Her titties would be too big though, unless there's some strap or body armor to hold them in place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:25:51 2015 No.14068480 >>14068473 She'd divorce you, and live her life with Chad Thunderthighs from high school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:26:14 2015 No.14068482 >>14068462 But I'm so hungry, and there isn't anything else in the house to eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:26:16 2015 No.14068483 >>14068469 Porquoi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:26:21 2015 No.14068484 >>14068477 You may very well be alone in thinking that, furthermore, you replied. Clearly his image isn't unnecessary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:26:59 2015 No.14068485 File: 218 KB, 700x598, 1439522391975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why pat heads when you can rub eyebrows?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:27:22 2015 No.14068486 >>14067433 A kobold dressed as isaac clarke in the ds1 suit she's gonna try to stomp on me and then get eaten

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:27:27 2015 No.14068487 >>14068476 >>14068480 Shh, it's okay anons. Just take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:27:57 2015 No.14068490 Paladin won't be happy to see his fellow lawyers out late, drinking and fighting over a man when they have a trial in the morning

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:28:11 2015 No.14068491 >>14068483 You heard me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:28:15 2015 No.14068492 >>14068478 I read that as buttslut, dammit quicksilver.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:28:37 2015 No.14068494 File: 1.60 MB, 1169x1700, Nyotaika_General_Biographies_in_the_World_20_century_113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068471 Eh, close enough. She's supposed to be William Halsey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:28:40 2015 No.14068495 File: 223 KB, 1200x758, 1441148341120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068443 Even more of them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:28:56 2015 No.14068497 >>14068485 Only if the eyebrows are as lovely as those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:29:22 2015 No.14068498 File: 197 KB, 500x801, 1426008227393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067433 >Werebat dressed as Soma Cruz That coat would be a little too big and impractical for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:30:05 2015 No.14068499 >>14068484 Clearly, we disagree. I guess one of us must be bait then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:30:34 2015 No.14068501 >>14068498 My man. Aria or Dawn?

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:30:39 2015 No.14068502
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What kind of monster girl would be the best partner for a guy who unintentionally came across as scary and was always misunderstood? At first I was thinking maybe something soft and understanding like a Yeti but then the silly thoughts took over. Like maybe pairing him with a delinquent Oni who genuinely thinks he's terrifying and idolizes him for it, one misunderstanding after another "confirming" her ideas.

Having an Oni follow him around would lead to him having an even worse rep.
>You hear? Anon from class 3-A has a body guard now
>What an Oni? How the hell did he tame her, he really is scary
>Oh god he's here be quiet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:30:54 2015 No.14068503 >>14068495 This vulpine harlot knows that my favorite color is red.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:31:29 2015 No.14068510 >>14068480 I think you're overestimating here. She'd be at most disappointed, expecting better out of her anon. What the real question is how would anon make it up to her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:31:32 2015 No.14068511 >>14068499 This post is bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:32:22 2015 No.14068513 >>14068502 This, but with a Hellhound. She would be the dom obviously, but everyone would think I tamed her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:32:23 2015 No.14068514 File: 399 KB, 706x1000, 1437165375673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068501 Dawn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:32:37 2015 No.14068515 >>14068511 This is bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:33:49 2015 No.14068516 >>14068515 This bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:34:17 2015 No.14068517 https://picarto.tv/monorus Mono is drawing something that may or may not be a monster girl, but those hips don't lie

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:34:33 2015 No.14068518 File: 1.32 MB, 1706x2500, 024.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068502

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:34:42 2015 No.14068519 >>14068495 >>14068443 I want to motorboat those cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:35:02 2015 No.14068520 >>14065845 That sounds like autistic nip shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:35:35 2015 No.14068521 >>14068490 That's what happens when he doesn't put out. They find the D somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:35:50 2015 No.14068523 >>14068516 Fine, you win. You can be bait this time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:36:03 2015 No.14068524 >>14068502 Something cute and harmless on the outside but actually a horrifying monster on the inside

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:36:44 2015 No.14068527 >>14068513 Eat shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:37:02 2015 No.14068529 >>14068524 Baphomet? Alice? Dormouse?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:37:07 2015 No.14068530 >>14068523 You would have won if you recognized the pattern.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:37:12 2015 No.14068531 >>14068527 Fuck off maledomfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:37:18 2015 No.14068533 File: 501 KB, 1200x1750, 003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068518 This girl is the bustiest shortstack I've seen in any hmanga. Gandharva/Manticore with these proportions when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:37:20 2015 No.14068534 >>14068521 >Paladins giving the D to heretical creatures Get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:37:26 2015 No.14068536 >>14068518 >That doujin You have greattaste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:37:41 2015 No.14068539 >>14068518 >tfw mangaka only makes worthwhile stories if the main focus is on porn Fuck these fags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:37:43 2015 No.14068540 >>14068485 You can do both simultaneously, though.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:38:36 2015 No.14068543

>>14068502
I like the idea of a goblin gang following him around and threatening people that their boss will beat them up while he desperately tries to fix the situation. He'd end up accidentally making it worse and everyone would run on terror except the goblin girls who are looking up at him, eyes shining, and all cheering him on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:38:39 2015 No.14068544 >>14068533 I swear her and Noise are responsible for me liking the idea of Hobgoblins even more recently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:38:43 2015 No.14068545 >>14068524 >reverse Abomination How perverse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:39:07 2015 No.14068546 >>14068530 >implying I didn't No friend, I just don't think posting a single word is worth a post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:39:10 2015 No.14068547 >>14068502 Dormouse Or any sweet deredere girl that follows him around Also make him tsundere

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:39:21 2015 No.14068548 >>14068534 It was heretical working with them in the first place, he no longer has anything to lose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:39:27 2015 No.14068549 >>14068517 Well, she has shark teeth and a long tongue. No clue what she's from though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:39:27 2015 No.14068550 >>14068531 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:40:26 2015 No.14068551 >>14068546 What, and continuing this was? You could have just been a sport and left it with an atmosphere of 'dangit ya got me'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:40:49 2015 No.14068552 >>14068531 >posting "fuck off" For what purpose? This works 0% of the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:41:38 2015 No.14068555 >>14068524 >>14068529 Bapho would probably work best because they're so op. Alice could work but only if her innocent side is all an act and she's actually a twisted psycho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:41:45 2015 No.14068556 >>14068552 It scares alps off when you tell them to fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:42:09 2015 No.14068557 >>14068551 >being a sport Never, you can't make me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:42:26 2015 No.14068558 >>14068514 Quick, favourite monstergirl from that game. And if it isn't Alraune or Valkyrie, tell me why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:43:11 2015 No.14068560 >>14068547 So , basically this>>14068533 but with a Dormouse

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:43:46 2015 No.14068563 File: 568 KB, 658x582, 25179960_p10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068544 Hobgoblins probably have large bums to go along with their big titties for all we know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:44:02 2015 No.14068565 >>14068557 Spoilsport. Know that an anonymous man somewhere in this world will always know you as a spoilsport. You are anonymous but this particular incarnation of you and your anonymity will forever forth be a spoilsport.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:45:28 2015 No.14068568 >>14068565 That's fine, I wear my sins with pride.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:45:33 2015 No.14068569

>>14068543
>Goblin gang
I like the direction this is going in, if we're going for harems it opens a lot of possibilities with him attracting all the scary types.
>Oni was the first girl to take a liking to him and makes him her role model
>Goblin gang want him to take the place of the Hobgoblin leader they've never had
>Due to a very unfortunate misunderstanding due to the Goblins a Manticore thinks he's going to kill her, she often puts herself in humiliating positions like bowing to him, offering her lunch and asking to be stepped on
>A Hellhound sees him as a challenge, wanting to dominate him to prove herself as the top dog but she never makes it past the Oni who's always by his side
>>14068547
>Also make him tsundere
A tsundere who just wants to eat his lunch in peace and study, he's actually a great student despite all the rumours about him. People often put his grades down to him threatening a teacher though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:46:02 2015 No.14068570 >>14068558 Erinys. Because they're essentially stronger, green-skinned Valkyries.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:46:33 2015 No.14068571 I'd hate to be the guy at Penis Inspection day in MGC School who ends up getting outted as an Alp and can no longer sneak into the boy's locker rooms anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:46:42 2015 No.14068572 >>14068556 Seeing as we still have a bunch of alps here, I question your strategem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:46:50 2015 No.14068573 >>14068443 construction workers mustve been eating Indian food before using the outhouse poor girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:47:26 2015 No.14068576 >>14068572 >>14068571 Uncanny

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:47:53 2015 No.14068577 >>14068572 Nonsense, there are no alps here, you're being paranoid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:48:27 2015 No.14068579 >>14068563 >Hobgoblin that refuses to share you with the tribe and drags you to her tent for kissy times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:49:09 2015 No.14068580 I want to stalk various monstergirls until I find one with a personality I like then break into their home while they slumber and put a finger on their ring and force them to marry me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:49:30 2015 No.14068581 >>14068570 The castlevania Erinys has nothing to do the with "real" Erinys

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:49:43 2015 No.14068582 >>14068577 Oh yeah, and the mailman doesn't read my letters, and the jews don't control everything. Wake up!

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:49:53 2015 No.14068583

>>14068570
Oh yeah, I forgot about them. Their soul ability's pretty brilliant, too.

Don't forget the Demon Maid's ability can completely nullify any projectile attack. It makes the fight against Death a breeze, seeing as how you can just vacuum up all the sickles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:49:59 2015 No.14068584 >>14068580 >put a finger on their ring Just like a stalker to have severed fingers on him at all times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:50:12 2015 No.14068585 File: 21 KB, 213x270, 1221807230872.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068580 >put a finger on their ring

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:50:13 2015 No.14068586 >>14068580 That is way more effort than needed anon-kun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:50:26 2015 No.14068587 >>14068580 >finger on their ring Are you sure anal is the right way to do it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:51:53 2015 No.14068591 >>14068587 He's threatening to anally finger her if she refuses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:53:51 2015 No.14068594 >>14068591 Without any lubrication? The monster!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:54:36 2015 No.14068595 >>14068580 Is she a Zombie by chance?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:55:07 2015 No.14068597 I want a drunk monstergirl to pass out on top of me in the middle of her rape attempt

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:56:06 2015 No.14068600 >>14068597 That sounds adorable actually. What if she's a big girl though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:56:21 2015 No.14068601 >>14068597 Find an oni

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:57:04 2015 No.14068603 >>14068600 Then I guess I'm stuck there until she wakes up!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:57:23 2015 No.14068605 >>14068600 Then use those muscles, boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:58:30 2015 No.14068607 >>14068603 >Who are you? >Why is there a nipple imprint on your face? >Are you a pervert?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:59:45 2015 No.14068612 >>14067433 >Kejourou dressed like Rajyaki from Muramasa Cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:03:11 2015 No.14068620 File: 337 KB, 861x1109, 1440215179875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does lifting loli Ushis make for a good workout?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:06:43 2015 No.14068627 >>14068560 >but with a Dormouse Or any species that tends to go deredere, but yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:10:23 2015 No.14068635 File: 224 KB, 800x485, 1440471807884.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068492

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:10:30 2015 No.14068636 File: 2.34 MB, 676x367, UrD6jfx.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bless Overlord and its crazy women

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:11:31 2015 No.14068638 File: 328 KB, 676x368, Hcn4X0Q.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068636

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:11:44 2015 No.14068640 >>14068636 I didn't like her faces. She's creepier in the novel with her perfect manners and genuine joy about eating people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:13:08 2015 No.14068643 >>14068579 >kissy times Hnng

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:13:17 2015 No.14068644
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>>14068597
>A drunk Minotaurus passes out on top of you after a failed rape attempt
>Now you're left with a fear boner for no reason
>Although now you look at her when she's sleeping she's kind of cute
>You prod her face a few times, she doesn't respond
>Wondering what it would take to get her to wake up you grope her breast, still nothing
>It's at this moment an idea enters your head
>You know it's wrong but you slide down her underwear she had stripped down to before passing out, you know this is horribly wrong but since she tried to rape you first it's all fair you tell yourself
>It takes a bit of effort to position yourself under the bulky minotaur but you eventually slide yourself into her, it turns out she was wet when she passed out
>You're just about to start moving your hips when she groans in your ear
>"You started without me?" she says with a sleepy grin
>"Go ahead though, I'm exhausted"
>She wraps her arms around your shoulders and leaves the rest to you, a night with a drunken Minotaur ended up being a lot better than you expected

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:20:26 2015 No.14068667 >>14068638 What is this, freaking breast vore? Neat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:21:35 2015 No.14068669 >>14068636 >>14068638 That's an autistic smile if I've ever seen one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:23:21 2015 No.14068673 We're on page 8 already. What magic is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:26:49 2015 No.14068680 >>14068305 Oh, come now, we're not even scratching the surface yet... After all, just where do you think Pitbolds came from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:27:40 2015 No.14068684 >>14068680 No Not allowed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:28:01 2015 No.14068686 >>14068644 >a Minotaur will never sneak her nipple into your mouth, and let you suckle on it as you sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:29:07 2015 No.14068688 >>14068684 I know next to nothing about dog breeds. What's wrong with pitbulls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:30:24 2015 No.14068689 >>14068669 She's a slime that pretends to be human. Those eyes? Blobs of color on a slime surface, The mouth? slime

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:33:20 2015 No.14068695 >>14068688 Black person dog, aggressive and always looking to bite people

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:35:15 2015 No.14068699 >>14068695 Wrong, wrong and wrong.

ThunderBrother Tue Sep 8 16:36:04 2015 No.14068701
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Yo.

Finished chapter 6 of Falling Leaves. Go read it: http://pastebin.com/pa23AJHJ

Sorry for the delay, but I believe the delay was better than the alternative (a terrible chapter). It also gave me time to hammer out what I want to do with the story, so this could turn out pretty fun.

I hope you nerds enjoy it. It's also great to get feedback on which parts of each chapter suck, so myeah.

Meanwhile, I'll be over here lamenting the lack of non-touhou tanuki artwork.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:36:15 2015 No.14068702 >>14068680 >>14068695 Fuck you, Pit Bulls are great. Only limp dick liberals hate them. Pitbulls are less vicious then most small dog breeds anyways.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:37:21 2015 No.14068704

>>14068695
Never mind the fact that they're also durable as fuck. There was an incident here where one decided it was a good idea to bite a police officer, he kicked it multiple times and jumped over a wall, it didn't let go. His partner shot it twice and the crazy thing was still looking for a fight, took a 3rd bullet to kill it.

They're technically a banned breed here but people still have them, they're more suited to being hellhounds honestly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:37:45 2015 No.14068705 >>14068688 Not him, but pitbulls were originally bred solely for pit-fighting against other dogs (hence the name). Incidentally, they're incredibly strong, tenacious and overwhelmingly, disturbingly tough. ...Also friendly as fuck if raised properly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:42:30 2015 No.14068715 I want a corgi kobold with short stubby legs!

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:42:45 2015 No.14068716
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>There are people in this very thread right now who are terrified of this and think it's a killer
I'd give my newborn son a little Pitbull Kobold to raise alongside him and protect him as his childhood friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:45:21 2015 No.14068724 >>14068100 French for extra embarrassment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:46:13 2015 No.14068729 >>14068716 For real though I wouldn't do that just because that baby is gonna get a mouthful of pitbull slobber and that's gross

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:47:55 2015 No.14068733 >>14068716 I'll admit,I thought poorly of pits until two of my roommates each got a pit. they're the sweetest dogs ever. Dumb as fuck though. Watched one walk in front of a car and he walked it off. Tough bastards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:49:44 2015 No.14068735 >>14068716 I have absolutely no fear of them, but its understandable. Have you seen what they can do to you man?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:49:56 2015 No.14068736 >>14068701 Awww yesss. And that feel, not that there's anything wrong with mamizou

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:51:03 2015 No.14068737

>>14068716
Remember though, it only takes once. What's that phrase dog owners always use when their little shit goes out of control? "I'm so sorry he's never done anything like this before." All dogs are animals at the end of the day and all it takes is one moment acting off of instinct.

The problem is with Pitbulls that they can do a hell of a lot more damage than most breeds, I support harsher controls on them than most types of dogs, including compulsory muzzling in public but banning like a lot of countries do is going too far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:52:51 2015 No.14068740 >>14068716 My family had a female doberman when I was a baby. They told me she was always by my side and having an eye on me.

>>	ThunderBrother Tue Sep 8 16:53:24 2015 No.14068741 >>14068736 I don't have anything against Mamizou, either, aside from her prevalence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:55:19 2015 No.14068745 File: 200 KB, 758x800, 23c099efebd3dd1dd1d3d97ca88b34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068701 >non-touhou tanuki artwork Well, there is pic-related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:55:56 2015 No.14068746 >>14068741 at least you won't be lacking in art so long as there's 2hus

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:58:13 2015 No.14068754 >>14068737 I also support muzzling stupid animals in public, such as you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:58:17 2015 No.14068755 File: 86 KB, 850x601, 1441745897843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elins are for ________

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:59:01 2015 No.14068756 >>14068740 Same, 'cept I had a Newfie dog. According to my mom, before I could walk, I was riding her around the house like a horse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:59:31 2015 No.14068757 >>14068755 Cuddling, spooning, hotdogging and ear play.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:00:04 2015 No.14068758
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>>14068347
Idk you have your tates and I have mine... Mia not even tip tier lamia/naga MG art for me. Best is Midnight's, Followed by Kenkou Cross's stuff (incl Alice) (including the time KC drew Miia in a doujin), then Okayado's Miia

>>	ThunderBrother Tue Sep 8 17:02:03 2015 No.14068764 File: 370 KB, 936x929, dd5d8fbf86f9219893685e237d458a44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068745 Yeah, non-Mamizou tanuki art exists, but it can be hard to find.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:04:45 2015 No.14068766 File: 41 KB, 365x375, 173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068755 PK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:06:14 2015 No.14068772 >>14068716 Pitbulls get a very bad rep. They're actually very smart and sweet dogs. Very energetic, though. They need firm training and regular exercise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:06:26 2015 No.14068773 >>14068764 That looks like Ichirin.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:06:42 2015 No.14068774
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>>14068737
But you can say the same about any breed of animal kept as a pet. And muzzling specific breeds is retarded, good luck trying to enforce that since everyone will say their dog is a different breed, or a mixed, and implying officiers are competent enough to know dog breeds or would enforce it fairly. I've been bitten by far more small dogs, while every Rottweiler, Pitbull, and other breed has been completely tame and docile. Hell, I've met actual junkyard dogs that are trained to attack intruders that are more tame and friendly.

You ever been bitten by a Chiweenie? Those bastards are from hell, and bite when even the lightest bit provoked. Those bastards can tear your hand up, and pray to God it don't get infected.

Big dog breeds are man's best friend. As Monster Girls they'd be loyal, protective, and gentle to you, but deadly to anyone wishing you harm.

Small dog breeds are fucking bitches. As Monster Girls they'd be haughty, abusive, spoiled rotten, bitchy, and would probably spam anubicuck bullshit in threads. They're also small flat washboards too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:07:14 2015 No.14068776 >>14068716 It's ugly anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:08:00 2015 No.14068777 >>14068773 Shit, I mean Nazirin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:09:00 2015 No.14068780 >>14068772 From what I've heard again and again, they're also one of the most family-friendly breeds around if raised properly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:09:22 2015 No.14068782 >>14068766 Correct, go get yourself a biscuit.

>>	ThunderBrother Tue Sep 8 17:10:14 2015 No.14068785 >>14068773 Apparently she was drawn by a group called life-is-free. That's the extent of my knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:10:15 2015 No.14068786 >>14068755 Intercrural!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:12:15 2015 No.14068793 >>14068774 >Chiweenie They're so tiny though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:12:37 2015 No.14068796 >>14068774 >hating on small dog breeds Corgis and Jack Russells are olev I tell you! OLEV!

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:12:51 2015 No.14068797

I can't remember if it was pitbulls or something else, but there was something about some dogs flying into a viking berserker rage at the point where most domesticated dogs would break off the attack. Like it's not even an upbringing thing, it's an instinct thing that's gotten bred into them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:13:04 2015 No.14068798 >>14068774 >and would probably spam anubicuck bullshit in threads In /hbg/ they probably argue about Egyptians cucking monster girls by fucking Welsh guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:15:27 2015 No.14068805 >>14068796 Corgis are okay but holy shit my friend's Jack Russell was crazy, the first time I went to his place it started barking at me and wouldn't let go of my shoe. Everyone knows Scottie Dogs are the best small dog. Scottie Dog Kobold when?

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:15:48 2015 No.14068806

>>14068780
For the most part they are, but they need to have attentive owners that'll train them properly. They're pretty smart at figuring out how to get at stuff that they want, even if it requires a little destruction. My cousin's loves squeaky toys & is smart enough to figure out what causes the noise. She then proceeds without fail to chew the toy open (not even rip it apart, just open it right where the squeaker is) to get at the squeaker. They're also playful, but will nip and jump up at you if you let them.

Basically, just train them right and there's zero problems

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:17:06 2015 No.14068812 >>14068796 Smaller breeds are fine. It's the things that look like Koosh balls or large rodents that are the bastards.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:18:09 2015 No.14068817

>>14068758
then take into account, mindnights character design has her using katanas, spells, and she has 'spirit' arms a la Lucy/Nyu/Elfen Lied. Miia starts to look like melted vanilla ice cream. Make an anime with her... hell 'paste story here'... I'd still watch the shit out of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:20:09 2015 No.14068823 File: 343 KB, 700x677, 1441747209715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14058955 I don't agree but they are quite nice. crits always welcome

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:20:17 2015 No.14068824 >>14068805 I had three when I was in high school. It's hard to come home and see them being old and still trying to jump up on the couch when they can't quite get there, or when one tries to catch birds by jumping but doesn't jump as high anymore. ;-;

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:20:18 2015 No.14068825 >>14068805 My Jack Russel is the same. We have to lock her upstairs whenever somebody she doesn't know well comes over, or she'll spend the entire time sneaking around and barking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:22:04 2015 No.14068831 roadrunner girls when I'm just kidding, they're terrifying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IvM3NJ_2fA

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:22:19 2015 No.14068832 >>14068701 Noice Thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:24:31 2015 No.14068838 >>14068823 >tfw know fuck-all about anatomy even though I see something wrong looking

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:25:53 2015 No.14068840 >>14068831 >Bashing it against the rocks I hate to use a shitty over used joke at this point but "stop he's already dead" is highly appropriate here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:26:04 2015 No.14068841 File: 134 KB, 700x767, 1440487222772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068823 That's a really nice snake

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:26:18 2015 No.14068842 >>14068831 ...Wouldn't that just be a particularly pissed off Cockatrice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:26:58 2015 No.14068846 >>14068831 >Grab by the head, cave its skull in, and swallow it whole Meep meep, motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:29:02 2015 No.14068853 >>14068846 The Brock Samson of harpies. Surely.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:30:24 2015 No.14068860

>>14068716
The problem with pits is their owners. Because of their reputation whenever some violent nigger is looking to get a dog he gets a pit, so there are a ton of abused and/or aggressive pitbulls out there.

Rottweilers use to have the same problem. Still do to some extent but pits have replaced them kind of. They are also very sweet dogs if you raise them right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:32:21 2015 No.14068867 >>14068860 That's less of a pitbull problem and more of a nigger problem though. Same thing with guns too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:38:13 2015 No.14068882 >>14068823 I like it. Your style is pretty neat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:42:14 2015 No.14068896 I want to see a German Shepard Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:47:40 2015 No.14068908 >>14068896 I can imagine her being friendly, confident and extremely reliable. Like a strong big sister kobold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:49:17 2015 No.14068912 >>14068908 Yeah that sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:49:34 2015 No.14068913 >>14068644 Aw, rape is so romantic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:50:28 2015 No.14068916 >>14068644 >Sleep sex More please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:51:02 2015 No.14068919 Samoyed Kobold http://i.imgur.com/XTFaPyG.gif

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:51:06 2015 No.14068920 >>14068724 Especially if there's no hole in the back for her tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:55:18 2015 No.14068932 >>14068920 But that'd make it constantly lift the rear, exposing the low-cut panties she wears out of necessity! Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:55:57 2015 No.14068933 >>14068920 maid dresses unf

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:56:59 2015 No.14068938 >>14068932 I know, right?

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:59:03 2015 No.14068946
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>>14068701
There's more non-Touhou tanuki art than there is non-Touhou mousegirl art. (thanks Naz)
Unfortunately, most of it is low enough quality to not be attractive for posting.
I've dredged a few dozen tanuki girl images off Pixiv where I ended up thinking "Ok, maybe if I just touched this up a little and used it on a perfectly relevant post." but mostly I haven't posted them.
A few that I have touched up and posted have been reused, so that's good. One that comes to mind is a busty boss-looking non-Mami tanuki smoking a kiseru. I had to crop the mangled feet off that one and then eventually another poster smoothed out the perky nipple that was triggering people's OCD.
Oh right, monstergirl stories. um...
>Enter into magical university.
>Meet pic related tanuki.
>Hit it off, both of you remain studious because she's actually a hard worker and you'd rather be a wizard than a sex slave.
>One day get backed into a wall by the local succusluts who insist that you've gone single for long enough and should loosen up with a nice test orgy.
>Declare that your heart belongs to another. They can't smell mana on you.
>Blurt out the first half-decent person on your mind, the tanuki.
>"Oh, that's great! But you haven't even told her yet? We'll go get her! And you can prove it right here in front of us."
>Well, that doesn't sound so ba-
>"Physically."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:00:27 2015 No.14068951 File: 1.48 MB, 333x239, 1441749627334.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068065 116

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:02:00 2015 No.14068955 >>14068919 I'd pass out from the sheer amount of love and comfy. Kobolds are such good girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:04:13 2015 No.14068965 File: 84 KB, 512x512, 45451773.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068125 AWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:07:54 2015 No.14068980 >>14068946 M-More?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:18:51 2015 No.14069007 >>14068980 There is no more. The tanuki only likes him as a friend and then the succubutts gang rape him.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:20:07 2015 No.14069011

With less than 24 hours to go till the new girl I'm going to guess we'll be getting another girl to fill out an existing group like Demon and the titty fairy did. Maybe something from Wonderland since he stopped it early last time and he's doing human-ish looking girls anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:21:21 2015 No.14069018 File: 297 KB, 620x771, worker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069007 Tch, don't be like that. You're not even the one who started it. >>14068980 Yeh, I'll think of something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:21:25 2015 No.14069019 >>14069007 Well, that's depressing. Nerdy school friends are my fetish... >>14069011 I want a new Undead still.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:22:07 2015 No.14069022 >>14069011 Canadian Goose girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:22:40 2015 No.14069024 >>14069018 >I'll think of something Oh goodie. Also from the thumbnail I thought that tanuki was on a wooden segway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:23:54 2015 No.14069033 >>14069011 I'd like some more chaos demon aligned girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:26:19 2015 No.14069049 File: 2.20 MB, 2500x3125, opeTNVF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SET-SAMA~

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:27:44 2015 No.14069053 File: 110 KB, 751x1063, Quetzal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quetzal harpy when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:27:51 2015 No.14069054 >>14069049 A slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:28:25 2015 No.14069058 >>14069054 A slut is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:28:47 2015 No.14069062 >>14068022 >>14067969 >>14067944 >TFW Doppel would have cat girls licking her palms

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:28:58 2015 No.14069064 >>14069058 You say that only because you're a slut too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:29:49 2015 No.14069069 File: 104 KB, 500x650, 1441405118002.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haohi is the best, I want her to step on me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:30:15 2015 No.14069071 >>14069064 There's nothing wrong with being a slut for your waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:31:19 2015 No.14069074 >>14069064 There is literally nothing wrong with being a slut for big, meaty paws.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:31:22 2015 No.14069075 >>14069071 The only kind of slut I want to be is a cuddleslut

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:31:39 2015 No.14069078 >>14069011 Nyarlathotep

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:32:09 2015 No.14069080 >>14069071 As long as your waifu isn't Set. Or do you enjoy the taste of hundreds of guys when she rapes your throat with that tongue?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:39:21 2015 No.14069099 >>14069011 Cu Sith

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:40:59 2015 No.14069106
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>Be proud member of the USAF
>The Ducks have picked up something on radar
>Going Mach 3 on water, it's too small to be a torpedo but too fast to be anything living
>You and some of the men go out on deck of the aircraft carrier and hear a sonic boom as a white flash goes by
>That's when the musk hits you like a hurricane
>You gear up and get into your F-15 Eagle
>Put that son of a bitch at max speed
>You can see the Cockatrice below you, running across the water like she's Jesus
>The wind shear alone would kill you if you ejected now
>She notices you and grins
>Kicks it into overdrive
>Holy shit she's fast, but you're not ready to give up
>In a Looney Tunes moment you slow the jet down as your co-pilot takes the wheel
>Strapping yourself into a warhead you let loose, hearing Kenny Logins yelling HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE in your head
>The levels of absurdity of the situation are only matched by your love of Wil E. Coyote and Road Runner
>You hear a muffled "God speed! Fox 1 deploying!"
>And you're off, gaining on the Cockatrice quickly
>You gotta time it just right
>We're talking Nuke the Fridge levels of just right
>The warhead detonates on the water's surface, sending you and her flying with the expansion of the explosion hitting your backs
>How either one of you isn't gelatin is beyond you
>Manage to reposition yourself to violate her in mid-air
>Gravity has no meaning to either one of you any more, or where you're headed
>All that matters is you're Man and Cockatrice conjoined in blissful union
>She exudes even more musk as you're falling
>Shield her with your body, she's flapping and meeping like the chicken-shit bird harpy she is
>Meanwhile you're just thrusting like a madman into her
>Holy shit you've never felt more alive than now
>Suck on that, Bugs Bunny

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:47:27 2015 No.14069128 >>14068125 God lord I want Dat Polt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:48:19 2015 No.14069131 >>14069106 Radical. I like this wave of cockatrice stuff we've been recently getting. It's setting her up as an enjoyably absurd girl. Plus, the high octane, ACME-brand sex is pretty stellar too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:48:40 2015 No.14069132 >>14069106 Average Saturday morning MGC cartoon.

>>	PantyQuest Tue Sep 8 18:53:42 2015 No.14069150 File: 381 KB, 991x1200, 1643544355435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your 42 Houri virgins await you in Eros Heaven. http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1 Houri added, page 71.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:54:04 2015 No.14069152 File: 640 KB, 3095x1381, 1435982412527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069106 Wunderbar. Cockatrices can be used in pretty high-octane stuff provided you know what to do with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:56:05 2015 No.14069159 >>14069106 This is pure garbage. Makes sense that a maledomfag can't right for shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:56:41 2015 No.14069160 >>14067433 >KF2 honestly it works better the other way round since i'm a brit even if it would drive them up the wall with me constantly shouting MONEY MONEY MONEY and throwing monoply money at them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:56:49 2015 No.14069161 >>14069150 Always good to see you ain't dead, love this series mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:56:52 2015 No.14069162 >>14069150 >you will never fondle a Houris palmable breasts

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:57:54 2015 No.14069167 >>14069159 Give it a rest already you big baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:58:41 2015 No.14069170 File: 111 KB, 622x879, 1345684534533.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069106 I would DESTROY that butt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:00:17 2015 No.14069179 File: 761 KB, 810x1080, 3fc66a0495eed34ec53c6354d7e7e6d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069170 I want to see a Cockatrice in a tight jump suit with pantylines.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:00:41 2015 No.14069182

>>14068946
>>14069024

>You stand uncomfortably ringed by three succubi openly leering at you for several minutes, until you can hear the ones who ran off approaching with the loudly protesting tanuki.
>"...I was on my way to inscribing class. Those aren't easy to make up, you know. Unlike you I actually want to graduate, not just coast by and hope for a magical husband. Where are we going, anyway?"
>At this point she rounds the corner to see you flanked by your companions.
>"Oh, Erasma, are we interrupting something?"
>The head succubus turns leisurely around, adopting a sweet smile and tone unbecoming of the metal thong and nipple clasps she dare call dailywear.
>"Not at all, Tomiko! In fact, we were waiting for you. You see, we were curious if there was any girl dear Anon here loved, and the shy boy confessed to it being you!"
>A strange expression twists across the tanuki's face and her tail flips side to side for a moment. She cocks and eyebrow and ear, squinting at you slightly.
>"Is that so? I haven't heard anything about it from him. I figured he wanted to get on with things as much as I did."
>"Yes! Exactly. Get on with things. And that's what we're doing right now."
>As she speaks, Erasma lightly dances to Tomiko's back and gives a shove towards you.
>"So get it on!"
>The tanuki trips and faceplants into your chest, ears brushing your chin. Her full breasts slide against you as she straightens. Was she always so curvy?
>"What the hell, Era?! You almost broke my glass-"
>At this point it seems to dawn on her that she's touching you.
>"Ahem. So, Anon. You supposedly love me. And these girls wanted to draw out your confession as soon as possible, is that correct?"
>"And to see him prove it!" utters the succubus to your left with a lascivious grin.
>"Well?" Her eyes are expectant and you can feel the breeze of her swinging tail.
>After a moment to gather your composure, you pick your words carefully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:01:58 2015 No.14069185 File: 83 KB, 319x289, 1397275842173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065570 Because why is this garbage on /jp/? Fun fact: /jp/ is not /jp/ - Anime & Manga Generals

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:04:27 2015 No.14069197 >>14069185 Neither is /mgg/. All the manga & anime with monstergirls is discussed on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:04:28 2015 No.14069198 >>14069185 Because mods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:04:38 2015 No.14069200 >>14069185 Nigger we barely talk about animu here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:04:51 2015 No.14069202 >>14069179 This, but also one of those stupid aerodynamic helmets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUxbnadlIz4

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:05:46 2015 No.14069204 >>14069182 Coming along nicely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:08:32 2015 No.14069218 File: 4 KB, 162x162, 1373749432464.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069185 Are you a /v/irgin by chance?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:09:47 2015 No.14069226 >>14069170 I'd do a smut short but I find my skills... lacking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:12:05 2015 No.14069245 >>14069185 MGE isn't anime or manga you nerd. That's the entire reason we got booted here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:14:30 2015 No.14069264 I want to go into a Crow Tengu Book club and Tell them they are guilty of murder pun intended and see how far out the door I get before one of them Mamono's up and does something or see if they all beta out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:16:10 2015 No.14069269 >>14069245 You got booted because this is another of the million cancerous generals on this websight, and m***t hates /jp/, so you got dumped here instead of permabanned like it should have been, just to punish the board even more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:17:51 2015 No.14069283 >>14069264 But what if they did commit murder and they try to silence you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:19:02 2015 No.14069292 >>14069269 Japanese content that doesn't belong on /a/ belongs on /jp/. Remember we're a containment board to start with, the only reason /jp/ exists is because people got sick of touhou.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:20:31 2015 No.14069296 >>14069283 Then I run as far as I can, see if i can find an Ushi to rape me or something, that would scare them off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:22:32 2015 No.14069302 >>14069296 She can't rape you forever anon. You need a long term plan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:22:38 2015 No.14069303 >>14069292 New content is fine, generals are not. I'd be super psyched to yank it to some spider monster with huge gazongas, but not in yet another eternal circle jerk that will never ever vanish off the board as long as even 2 autismos still live.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:24:44 2015 No.14069313 >>14069264 Are Raven girls smug bullies to compensate for Crow girls' nerdiness?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:25:51 2015 No.14069318 File: 377 KB, 600x850, 1389241832901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069313 You know it, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:26:13 2015 No.14069321 >>14069303 >Circlejerk Dude, there is just too many people who like monstergirls lying around, do you want them to stay in one thread or scattered all over the place posting monstergirls everywhere? Remember the MLP incident?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:27:38 2015 No.14069324 >>14069318 >Knocking an angel's halo off >Standing on a dead man's body Ravens confirmed for shit girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:29:39 2015 No.14069329 >>14069324 He might not be dead Anon, she probably just beat him up while reciting Edgar Allan Poe before taking his lunch money. >"Nevermore, manslut."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:29:51 2015 No.14069330 >>14069321 >comparing this thread to mlp He's going all out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:31:21 2015 No.14069332 >>14069330 I'm defending the reason why the threads should remain you fucking dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:32:40 2015 No.14069334 >>14069330 I just hope we don't get people who are into this who are also equally as cancerous as the type you see over in /mlp/. I hope we don't get those kinds of people ruining a good thing here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:34:24 2015 No.14069339 >>14069329 More like "Tomorrow, same time, same place. Cumpump."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:34:53 2015 No.14069341 >>14069179 Jack o has to be one of the worst designs Arcsys has shat out and yes, I'm including platinum

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:38:01 2015 No.14069349 File: 227 KB, 858x750, 5df3d9dcb4087c418aab0621d957d86.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069341 I don't really have any issue with it, since it feels like a skimpier variant of That Mans outfit. For obvious reasons of course.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:38:32 2015 No.14069350
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>>14069321
I Super Don't Care 64

Anything is better than generals. At least once people get tired of spamming threads they go away, generals just persist and completely ruin the topic because nobody but full retard general conk sunkers stick around these shitholes for more than a month or 2, which totally kills the topic for the rest of eternity because the homos that are left never let this shit rest.

This isn't a forum, things need to go away so people get time to make new content that isn't total garbage like this nests of cancer, but there's just enough of you shitbirds to keep them limping along at the speed of suck, and mods don't permaban these dumps like they should, so you just hang around while everyone else waits for you to die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:39:29 2015 No.14069353 >>14069339 >Raven Girl Delinquents hang outside the school, perched on top of the wall smoking. >They cat call Anon as he walks past on the way home. Then start cawing and laughing as he blushes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:40:25 2015 No.14069355 >>14067095 Christ, dumblrites are so pathetic.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:41:06 2015 No.14069357

>>14069313
>>14069318
>Crow tengu builds up all her courage and tries to ask a boy he likes out
>As she tries to stutter something out, the raven bully swoops in
>"Hey sweetie, what are you doing with this loser here? Me and the girls are throwing a party later today and we manged to get some beer. If you come I promise it'll be a lot of fun. Let this bitch mingle with the other nerds"
>The raven girl leaves with the guy, but not before slamming her into the locker
>The Tengu is so disappointed, she cant even talk to her friends about the latest human boy anime

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:42:45 2015 No.14069364

>>14069350
All these 2hu threads on /jp/ would still function the same if they were all in one general thread. The only difference is that they're all over the damn board instead of lumped together.

Unless you want a shitload of monstergirl threads with only a few posts each clogging /jp/, you should leave us alone, because we do our part in leaving everyone else alone.

Don't kid yourself. If you didn't care, you wouldn't be complaining here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:43:24 2015 No.14069367 >>14069350 Did you come in here with the purpose of getting angry at us? Couldn't you just hide and filter these threads like any other semi-reasonable NEET?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:44:24 2015 No.14069370 >>14069367 >>14069364 Just ignore him, for fuck's sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:44:51 2015 No.14069373 File: 905 KB, 240x228, 1440963499456.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW it's literally impossible for me to write anything but erotica >Everything devolves from plot into DISHING THE DICK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:46:41 2015 No.14069378 >>14069373 Write erotica until you get bored of it. Then, go on to non-lewd stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:46:48 2015 No.14069379 >>14069373 I'm failing to see the problem

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:47:42 2015 No.14069382 >>14069373 I'm the reverse. I can't seem to get into the lewds without everything dropping in quality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:47:47 2015 No.14069383 >>14069364 90% of you fuckups would vanish back to the shithole you came from if you didn't have a general to cling to, don't kid yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:49:18 2015 No.14069387 File: 14 KB, 229x237, 1440097348231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069269 >m***t

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:50:02 2015 No.14069390 >>14069387 Not to mention there's three asterisks in there. What's the third one supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:50:08 2015 No.14069391 >>14069383 Oh, so you're telling us to stop liking what you don't like. I'll give you a 3/10 for getting me to reply more than once, you need to work on your form, anglerman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:51:49 2015 No.14069396 >>14069383 Take it easy brohamski.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:51:58 2015 No.14069397

>>14069182

>"Tomiko, I love you more than any other girl here." you manage in a tone too stiff for sincerity.
>Affection shifts to suspicion as the words sink in, and Tomiko's eyes shrink back to guarded lines.
>Maintaining her sugary facade, Era chimes in "See? He adores you! Now kiss."
>No getting out of this, and you could do much worse.
>You take the initiative and lock your lips across the tanuki's soft mouth. After a startled moment she responds in kind, tasting you in breathy gasps with an unexpected hunger.
>She presses into you, pushing you to the wall as her hands wrap into your fingers and bushy fluff finds it's way under your shirt, teasing your midriff.
>A moment turns to dozens as she gets worked up, her tongue playing with yours, pressing her body hard against you as if to merge into one.
>Eventually it ends, and she steps back flushed, eyes soft and yearning.
>The reverie ends with a cackle from behind her, as Erasma drops the act.
>"Great! Now fuck!"
>"Era, what?! No! Not now. This isn't the time or the place for it. Anon and I can talk about it later. I have to be going. If I hurry I might still make that class."
>The succubus to your left adopts a look of indignation.
>"No way, Tomi! He still hasn't proved shit and you haven't claimed him. One kiss doesn't cut it." with this, her face turns to pure mischief "Fine then, run off. I'm sure we'll find some other way to have fun."
>Panic runs across Tomiko's face and she begins a retort when Era interrupts.
>"No, Anna. She's right. We put these two lovebirds on the spot with no notice, and they have things they need to do. As she said, now is neither the time nor the place for it. Run along, Tomi. We won't touch your boy."
>Tomiko walks off with a concerned expression and throws a look over her shoulder before rounding the corner.
>"We WILL talk later, Anon. Stay safe."
>Era looks to you. "Oh well, cutie. Guess we should be letting you go for now."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:52:37 2015 No.14069398 >>14069391 I'm telling you that you suck, these threads are terrible, mods aren't doing their jobs by nuking these threads from orbit, anyone that makes or posts in general threads should be banned, and you suck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:53:22 2015 No.14069400 >>14069397 >As you unroot yourself from the wall and walk away, you hear giggling and a snippet of all too sinister muttering. >"Oh yes, THIS is neither the time nor the place."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:53:48 2015 No.14069401 Remember to report and ignore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:55:24 2015 No.14069408 Oh man this guy is hilarious. Look how mad he is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:56:23 2015 No.14069412 >>14069373 If you have a quality, be proud of it. Let it define you, whatever it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:57:05 2015 No.14069414 File: 212 KB, 909x1000, r262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone should calm down and take an oppai loli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:57:47 2015 No.14069416 >>14069398 Just filter us then for fucks sake. You aren't being forced to like or got to these threads by any means, despute you came in here on your own volition.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:58:41 2015 No.14069423

>>14069379
It's a problem because it shows that he can only think with his dick and cannot strive for something more than just writing smut. So if he wants to write anything else, he's fucked.

It's called dumbing yourself down, and it isn't a thing to be proud of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:58:50 2015 No.14069425 >>14069416 go to* despite* Christ, I should at least proofread before engaging displeased individuals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:59:23 2015 No.14069427 >>14069416 Complaining endlessly about things that don't matter is protected /jp/ heritage

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 19:59:30 2015 No.14069428 >>14069414 Do you have any without the unnecessary ballast?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:00:15 2015 No.14069431 >>14069182 >>14069397 I don't trust 'em. Can't trust Succubutts no way no how.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:01:50 2015 No.14069438 >>14069414 I want to put my head between those breasts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:02:08 2015 No.14069440 >>14069269 >doesn't actually know what he's talking about My sides enjoyed your autistic comment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:02:28 2015 No.14069441 >>14069423 Wrong. "Dumbing himself down" assumes he's capable of writing non-smut stuff decently, just not willing, in favor of smut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:04:31 2015 No.14069448 >>14069441 He is somewhat capable, but he can't hold a non-lewd story for long, as he said this himself. Make that subconsciously dumbing himself down then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:05:09 2015 No.14069450 File: 190 KB, 1124x919, 1434641278999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069414 Hey, that's not your job! You're supposed to take this, not that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:05:47 2015 No.14069453 >>14069450 NEVER

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:08:24 2015 No.14069462 >>14069450 Why should I take one? What do they do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:09:36 2015 No.14069465 >>14069414 I want to be bullied by one!

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:10:07 2015 No.14069468

>>14069378
It's kind of hard to not get bored of it, but I lack the dedication to do a continuous story like Falling Leaves or Laska and Me

>>14069379
>>14069423
>>14069441
>>14069448
It's more like I can't write anything but smut and I have other writefags calling me a faggot for it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:10:40 2015 No.14069471 >>14069450 I'll only take the one with tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:11:04 2015 No.14069474 >>14069462 I think if you feed and care for them long enough they turn from NEET Wocks into NEET Jabberwocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:11:21 2015 No.14069476 >>14069468 >have other writefags calling me a faggot for it Where is this even happening?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:12:54 2015 No.14069489 >>14069468 >I have other writefags calling me a faggot for it I assume this is because you hang out on TFT, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:13:14 2015 No.14069492 >>14069465 How pathetic do you have to be to get bullied by a topheavy little girl? You'd make the original bitchboy facepalm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:13:34 2015 No.14069494 >>14069489 Not on there, no. Other boards, other sites. But definitely not there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:14:08 2015 No.14069499 >>14069462 Why, it can do anything! Clean a house, clean the dishes, clean spills, used as a doorstop, clean windows, used as a wrist cushion, pillow, and more! It does all sorts of things, it's a miracle solution! Take one today!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:14:24 2015 No.14069500 >>14069468 So far, I can't write anything that's not greentext. You're already ahead of me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:14:59 2015 No.14069505 >>14069492 Seeing a tiny himedere girl boss around her bara bodyguard is cute though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:16:27 2015 No.14069516 >>14069499 Do you include an extra one free of charge if I take one now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:18:38 2015 No.14069522 Never take a Wock. It will fuck up everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:24:40 2015 No.14069540 >>14069516 Sure! In fact, if you take one now you can have three wocks! That's three times as many as just one!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:24:44 2015 No.14069542 File: 507 KB, 1561x1988, 1441758284358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meanwhile on /A/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:25:48 2015 No.14069543 >>14069542 >that Zombina. Too cute.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:25:54 2015 No.14069544

>>14069397
>>14069400

>The next day you leave your room for the Potions 69 course provided by the local Sabbath branch. Tomiko was too busy to talk with you last night but passed on a message that she'd be by to discuss your new situation tonight. It should prove...enlightening.
>Your path across the campus is framed by raucous catcalls and cheers of encouragement.
>What?
>As you pass a robed Bicorn, she calls out to you.
>"Haha, didn't know you had it in you, Anon! Good luck!"
>What.
>"Hey, what do you mean? Good luck with what?"
>"Well, your performance of course. I had figured you for a total prude but it seems you're going all-out this time. She's really lucky."
>"She's...?"
>"Tomiko! Golly, did you forget or are you just playing dumb? And after announcing it to the entire university too."
>Ok, really what.
>"I announced something to the university?"
>She pouts and puts her hands to her 'hips'
>"C'mon now, what are you trying to do? You put those posters all over the place announcing that you're going to have 'A Grand Fucktacular' with her in the dueling auditorium!"
>Oh. So that's what.
>"Oh, riiiight. Those posters. Right. Haha, of course. Thanks."
>Shit shit shit. You really need to talk to Tomiko NOW. Or...Era. She probably has something to do with this.

Uh...should I keep going with this line of thought? I'm not tremendously good with lewd but I can try.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:25:54 2015 No.14069545 I want to transform a hard and muscled paladin into a soft MG. Preferably using a magic eclair stuffed with chocolate cream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:25:55 2015 No.14069546 >>14069516 >>14069540 I seriously hope you don't fucking fall for this, Anon. Just say no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:27:08 2015 No.14069551 >>14069542 Surprised there isn't more art or material focused on Zombina's "Rotten Girl" tendencies. Granted they're only mentioned in her profile and never shown in the manga...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:28:12 2015 No.14069554 >>14069544 Can't trust Succubi no way no how.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:28:27 2015 No.14069556 File: 763 KB, 1796x2333, 1440129243656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069542 They got a quality drawfag in the threads there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:28:28 2015 No.14069555 >>14069546 Winners don't use Wocks

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:29:01 2015 No.14069558 >>14069542 >/A/ Are you retarded?

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:31:18 2015 No.14069562

>>14069440
This general was literally kicked off /a/ though, after being told a bazillion times to either stop making the general, or to actually keep it about manga and animus, which hardly anyone did.

I'm not sure why it wasn't just banned outright instead of moved here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:31:36 2015 No.14069563 >>14069540 Three Wocks? Oh boy, and I can use them for so many things.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:34:41 2015 No.14069571

>>14069562
I will bet it is because a Mod of /jp probably loves Monstergirls, and 4chan likes to keep people happy. I betcha it was a very simple discussion that probably went like :

A board mod: fuking hate these MG faggots.
JP board mod : I like MGs.
A board mod : move them there then?
JP mod : OK

The rest was history!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:35:07 2015 No.14069573 >>14069544 You won't know if you don't try.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:36:39 2015 No.14069580 >>14069571 Psychofox, you aren't helping anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:36:40 2015 No.14069581 >>14069397 Oh boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:37:40 2015 No.14069587 >>14069544 Go on anon, you can do it! We believe in you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:38:28 2015 No.14069589 >>14069545 I reccommend Ren Xiongmao >Wha- a panda?! >You deceitful bastard, I'll fu- kill you! >After a quick nap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:38:39 2015 No.14069591 >>14069580 Whom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:42:44 2015 No.14069596 >>14069540 No tits, no wocks

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:44:05 2015 No.14069601 >>14068701 Baller, keep it up mang.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:49:49 2015 No.14069611 >>14069544 I am still waiting!

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:50:32 2015 No.14069613
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>MFW there's a Gangbang Fruit in the MGE where it creates multiple copies of a Mamano's husband from his manna and soul
>MFW he can feel the sensations of fucking her mouth, her ass, her pussy, or being stroked off by her
>All simultaneously because they all share the same sensations like a horrifying web of RNA and nerve endings
>MFW we'll never have a story about this

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:50:57 2015 No.14069615 File: 770 KB, 800x1000, Twj0RL9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whole Lotta Love

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:52:00 2015 No.14069616 >monster ingenuity combined with modern technology >spats so stretchy you can literally fuck through them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:53:09 2015 No.14069618 >>14069613 Isn't that a potion?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:53:24 2015 No.14069619 >>14069613 Uh, the Sabbath made that. "Doppelganger Potion". Side-effect is that, due to stretching a single mind across however many bodies, intelligence is reduced the larger the number of clones made.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:53:33 2015 No.14069620 >>14069618 Whatever it is, I want it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:54:06 2015 No.14069622 File: 594 KB, 1000x1150, 1441491659960.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069616 >Inhibiting semen transport I dunno how MG's would feel about that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:54:35 2015 No.14069623 >>14069615 >human skin on her lower left leg What the fuck .less?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:54:40 2015 No.14069625 >>14069613 >>14069618 Whoa, whoa, that's a thing? Holy shit you have no idea how badly I would want that thing. >>14069619 Hell yes. This is exactly what I want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:54:47 2015 No.14069626 >>14069615 Is it weird I want to feel how soft those ears are?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:55:48 2015 No.14069629 >>14069622 >implying they weren't designed to fix that too

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:57:09 2015 No.14069633

>>14069613
One day. We talk about stuff like cloning potions so often, I'd be genuinely surprised if no one actually wrote a bit of smut involving that concept.

>>14069616
Reminds me of that doujin with the fox lady and her adopted son (who may or may not have been a reincarnation of her dead husband, if I recall).
She had magical stockings which were ridiculously skintight, even clinging to her vulva and anus like a second skin. She even got fucked through them, and try acted like a magical condom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:57:49 2015 No.14069634 >>14069629 Then you have my attention. My dick's

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:58:03 2015 No.14069636 File: 108 KB, 451x231, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to tell monoeyes with a thumbs up that they're cute and to never lose hope looking for husbands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:58:10 2015 No.14069637 >>14069633 >She had magical stockings which were ridiculously skintight, even clinging to her vulva and anus like a second skin. She even got fucked through them, and try acted like a magical condom. SOURCE DAMN YOU.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:58:29 2015 No.14069638
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>>14069625
>Drink Doppleganger Potion
>Form five copies of yourself
>You [Alpha] fucks her cowgirl vaginally, [Beta] is fucking her anally, [Gamma] is raping her mouth, [Pi and Theta] are getting handjobs from her
>TFW even with five simultaneous releases filling her to the brim with cum, she just smiles as she either drinks it with her sex organs or absorbs it through her blueberry skin
>She's still grinding on your hips, milking the last weak spurts of your orgasm out of you, the five clones disappear faster than Mister Meseeks on a hot date
"Hora hora, you're still five-hundred years too young to try and out-fuck me, boy."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:59:20 2015 No.14069641 >>14069626 Nah. Considering how they might be used to vent heat too, they might even be amazingly warm and toasty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:59:40 2015 No.14069644 >>14069636 I want to tell a cute, naive monoeye to bite the pillow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:00:50 2015 No.14069647 >>14069638 >No paizuri Meh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:01:43 2015 No.14069651 >>14069622 Has KC made any MGs with multiple arms? No spiders or other insects dont count

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:01:47 2015 No.14069653 >>14069638 It's all fun and games before one of your twins turncoats Always remember the golden rule of clones: One of them is evil

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:01:56 2015 No.14069654 >>14069637 I wish I could, but I don't even remember the name or artist. Give me a second, I'll see if I can find it again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:02:41 2015 No.14069656 >>14069637 http://exhentai.org/g/835085/cad16ea67d/ Here's the main link for it. http://exhentai.org/s/cae0e5d466/835085-24 Still my favorite page because I have a massive impregnation fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:02:44 2015 No.14069657 >>14069613 >>MFW there's a Gangbang Fruit in the MGE where it creates multiple copies of a Mamano's husband from his manna and soul Which book is this from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:02:58 2015 No.14069658 File: 3.70 MB, 853x480, 052395d52d9224983029cdc3240a193e.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069636 The anime managed to make Manako look very cute. >>14069637 http://exhentai.org/g/835085/cad16ea67d/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:04:34 2015 No.14069663 C-can monsters use the doppel potion?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:04:47 2015 No.14069664 >>14069657 It's not a fruit, but the Doppelganger Medicine from the first world guide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:04:50 2015 No.14069665 File: 77 KB, 237x206, 1423810698710.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069656 >Somejima

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:06:37 2015 No.14069668 >>14069638 >"Hora hora, you're still five-hundred years too young to try and out-fuck me, boy." Hahaha, time to mix in some corruption fruit and raging mushrooms with the next dose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:07:45 2015 No.14069672 >>14069665 My nigga of fine taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:08:23 2015 No.14069673 >>14069664 Actually it was mentioned in a section on the Sabbath in the first MGE book proper, rather than the world guide.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:10:07 2015 No.14069676

>>14069668
>Raging Mushroom
>Doppleganger Potion

I know it doesn't canonically happen but now I can only imagine a new legend being born called the 12 Labors of Lilith.

Except instead of the pillars being made of corinthian stone its giant, veiny and throbbing cocks gauging out her cleavage, fucking her throat, knocking on her womb, and going full SEX PISTON mode on her ass. All while she's begging him to stop as he fills her to the brim with semen and it looks like more mayonnaise than a bad porno.

Thanks, Anon.

Fuck you I love you.

No Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:13:56 2015 No.14069687 >>14069656 Ah, that's the one. Thanks for finding it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:14:06 2015 No.14069689 >>14069672 How can you go wrong with thick monster girls with fat pussies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:14:17 2015 No.14069690 File: 568 KB, 834x1320, 1440472500856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:15:23 2015 No.14069696 File: 114 KB, 512x512, 1435880524105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can anyone give me the teyeme?

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:16:08 2015 No.14069699
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>>14069053
That'd be fun if he ever went on an aztec binge.

There's already some concepts for quetzalcoatl but huitzilopochtli as a violent hummingbird could use some love.
Tlaloc could be a rain jaguar.
Any of the mictlan deities could be a styling skeleton girl.
Mixcoatl would be an astral serpent
A tzitzimitl could be a nocturnal spider

Lots of potential.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:16:19 2015 No.14069700 >>14069696 9:16 PM here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:17:01 2015 No.14069702 >>14069696 Just for that, I'm tying her down and forcing her to watch me fuck her mom.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:18:06 2015 No.14069706
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>>14069690
>>14069696
>Monoeyes

I want to reject my own humanity and become a modern-day Polyphemus by bringing about their race in the most vanilla relationship way possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:19:58 2015 No.14069711 >>14069706 Are you saying you want to love one? Gross.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:21:56 2015 No.14069715

>>14069622
>You'll never accidentally get the attention of an Asura after accidentally pointing the avatar of Vishnu down the wrong path away from her because you weren't really paying attention when he asked for directions
>You'll never accidentally get the Asura's affection when praying to Shiva because you keep referring to him as the greatest Diva in all the Heavens and Earth
>You'll never accidentally get her love because you slurred your wording when asking Brahma for a wish at a party and instead of wishing you had "A Sage's Smarts" he thought your asked for "Asura's Heart"
>She'll never start calling you her Baka-sura

I've never wanted to be a fuck up so bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:21:58 2015 No.14069716 >>14069711 I want to love her so hard that even on Charon's boat ride, the scenery shifts to our first dance, her monoeye watching me as we spin and shimmy to Tom Jones' It's Not Unusual

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:22:17 2015 No.14069718 >>14069676 >no holds bared demon gang bang >to the point of even an infernal fuckmuffin is overwhelmed I clearly did not think through what I was proposing. I'll, uh, be in my bunk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:23:35 2015 No.14069721 >>14069689 You can't. And it's wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:26:09 2015 No.14069726 >>14069542 Did we get a zombie sub-species thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:28:30 2015 No.14069731 >>14069726 Yes. Mummies have proven to be the most popular of the lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:32:30 2015 No.14069737 File: 883 KB, 1280x720, LJ8xkoQ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069726

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:33:28 2015 No.14069741

>>14069716
Well you're just set on being a freak, aren't you? I bet you want to spend lazy day with her, just the two of you watching movies, or going out to eat, or just enjoying each others company. Then after year of knowing her, you would get down on one knee and ask her to marry you! Of course, a disgusting worm like you could hardly wait until your wedding day where you kiss her in front of everyone and have a wonderful reception before yo carry her off to your bed and hare your bodies for the first time as husband and wife! I don't have to even ask you if you would be overjoyed at hearing the news that' she's pregnant, someone like you would LOVE to see her belly swell and feel the baby kick. You're the man who would hold the newborn baby in his arms and promise to take care of you and love her! If you wanted to be really sickening, you would even give her a sister, or maybe even more!

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Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:36:45 2015 No.14069750
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>>14069741
I'd be the sick bastard who has no less than six daughters, all married to young men in an age where you can't judge a book by the number of its eyes at my death bed, with granddaughterus saying "goodbye gampa" as my wife clasps one hand over mine and we share a nice boat ride across the Styx

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:38:27 2015 No.14069753 >>14069737 Neat. I want dat Jiang Shi as a homestay immediately.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:39:54 2015 No.14069757 >>14069750 Just what I thought. Get out of here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:40:46 2015 No.14069759 File: 216 KB, 960x854, 1437358524521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069757 I will love Monoeyes and there's not a goddamned thing you can do to stop me outside of intentionally impugning them with poor financial choices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:41:45 2015 No.14069766 >>14069750 I want to see a Werecat do that .gif

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:42:52 2015 No.14069768 >>14069759 I will! I will make it so no Cyclops will ever be loved again!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:49:26 2015 No.14069785 File: 123 KB, 636x896, 1441763366811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's older than you think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:49:57 2015 No.14069788 >tfw KC always updates with the newest girl while I'm asleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:52:08 2015 No.14069795 File: 68 KB, 540x390, 1441161564833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065581 I miss old jaypee

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:52:55 2015 No.14069797 >>14069788 Timezones anon. He's pretty much on the other side of the world, so it makes sence that he'd be up when we are sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:53:41 2015 No.14069800 >>14069663 >One has you on your back, laying on top of her while she holds your arms >the other between your legs >she whispers in your ear all the details of how shes feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:53:42 2015 No.14069801 File: 390 KB, 600x800, 1438234884914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The mother of that nerdy Crow Tengu in your class is scary!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:55:11 2015 No.14069807 >>14068824 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:56:12 2015 No.14069810 >>14069801 I'm sure she's just a nice lady that wants to make sure her daughter isn't getting bullied.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:57:36 2015 No.14069813 File: 227 KB, 1020x653, Prepare to be bullied, nerd...jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be dominated and forcefed breast milk by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:57:40 2015 No.14069814 >>14069800 Fairies buy potions in bulk so they can swarm guys and have a sexy reenactment of that part of Gulliver's Travels.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:01:05 2015 No.14069819 >>14069813 Good, I fucking hate being pushed around.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:08:25 2015 No.14069830

I want to gently wake up my waifu in the morning, slowly lean in close to her as she's about to give me a good morning kiss, and whisper in her ear that MGSV has been cracked, before proceeding to dance like Harry Enfield in front of her as she stares at me, shocked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:08:28 2015 No.14069831 File: 3.18 MB, 2000x2500, 1421097320582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069813 Why is this pose so hot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:08:55 2015 No.14069833 File: 446 KB, 887x1290, 1436238745371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069813

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:09:37 2015 No.14069836 H-how many male:mind break doujins do you think MGC produces? >tfw only 517 on exhentai

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:10:50 2015 No.14069840 >>14069836 >only 517 on exhentai >only You...read over 500 mindbreak doujins?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:11:03 2015 No.14069841 >>14069831 Because being looked down at by a lovely MG is hot. Because sweater puppies Because she has you right where she wants you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:11:42 2015 No.14069844 >>14069836 You've read over 500 mindbreak doujins? In a row?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:12:20 2015 No.14069846 >>14069840 >>14069844 No it just says the numbers at the top. Not even a fraction of those are english anyway ill guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:12:57 2015 No.14069847 File: 112 KB, 500x500, 1401244075642.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:13:15 2015 No.14069849 >>14069846 But that brings up another question How many mindbreak doujins have you read?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:14:32 2015 No.14069850 >>14069849 Very few. The majority of them have the female as the victim and i cant be doing with that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:14:54 2015 No.14069851 >>14069831 Personally I like it because it's pretty close to what a facesitting pov would look like, which happens to be one of my biggest fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:17:51 2015 No.14069861 >>14069850 In a row?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:19:14 2015 No.14069865 >>14069831 Underboob and navels are amazing. Thats why. Also depending on wither thats just a worms eye view or not, tall girls are also amazing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:20:00 2015 No.14069868 File: 1.89 MB, 1300x1800, 1423979683677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch the Anubis. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR SLAVE? I'M WAITING...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:20:40 2015 No.14069871 >>14069851 I just hope your waifu isn't a lamia, where face sitting wouldn't be possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:20:53 2015 No.14069873 >>14069868 >Spats Oh you don't have to tell me twice. You don't even have to tell me at all

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:20:58 2015 No.14069874 >>14069868 >Touch the Anubis All I ever want to do, forever really. And oh the ways to touch...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:21:28 2015 No.14069876 >>14069868 You're not fooling me! I didn't take the oppai loli, I didn't take the wock, and I won't be taking you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:21:41 2015 No.14069879 >>14069868 Touch fluffy ears?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:21:43 2015 No.14069880 >>14069868 >slave I'd touch her with my boot as I introduce her to the street.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:22:36 2015 No.14069883 >>14069871 She's a Ren Xiongmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:23:27 2015 No.14069884 >>14069883 Good taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:23:30 2015 No.14069885 >>14069880 Oh fine, you're an indentured servant. Happy now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:26:11 2015 No.14069890 >>14069868 Am I supposed to be looking at you with 3D glasses on what the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:26:13 2015 No.14069891 File: 432 KB, 520x2224, 1302319120543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069871 Not impossible, just different logistics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:27:57 2015 No.14069896 >>14069836 At least in the five digits

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:28:23 2015 No.14069899 >>14069885 >No. Her majesty is more than welcome to put a help wanted add on Craigslist is she wants someone to order around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:29:37 2015 No.14069902 >>14069896 >Those niche yeti ones where some traveler gets addicted to their hugs Man the internet is full of some weird people

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:30:32 2015 No.14069905 >>14069902 Isn't it such a magical place?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:31:16 2015 No.14069908 >>14069902 Wait, this is a thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:31:52 2015 No.14069910 >>14069902 How would a Yeti react to a human boy willing to indulge their cuddle-based mindbreak fantasies? Not for real of course, just roleplay. Okay maybe a bit for real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:33:12 2015 No.14069916 >>14069896 >Oh! I can't get enough of your coils! >Regular women can never satisfy me now~

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:33:21 2015 No.14069917 >>14069908 >He doesn't know about the monster internet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:33:26 2015 No.14069919 >>14069891 Why is it I can see some one in this thread actually trying this if MGs were real?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:34:24 2015 No.14069922 >>14069917 Shut up and give me a link

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:35:20 2015 No.14069925 >>14069922 It's theoretical anon, it doesn't actually exist. In this reality anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:37:54 2015 No.14069934 File: 122 KB, 850x1189, sample-381a86ef2459749feb262acc7f4f7446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MGs in Chinese dresses: Yes or No?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:38:13 2015 No.14069936 >>14069925 Way to dash my hopes you piece of shit. I hope you're proud of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:39:11 2015 No.14069939 File: 81 KB, 500x500, 231232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069934 yes

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:40:10 2015 No.14069942

>>14069544
Sorry about the delay. Spent some time mulling over how this ends while I went out and made dinner.

>You rack your brain for where Tomiko would be this time of day. You've seen her around and you're pretty sure she told you at least once.
>Right, summoning! The instructor was a Demon who probably wouldn't mind a quick interruption.
>When you reach it, the hall is empty save for the usual drawn symbols and eerie glow. Were you mistaken that they held class today?
>Your train of thought is broken by the muted tone of a throat clearing behind you.
>As you turn, you catch a glimpse of crooked onyx paw against mouth as the speaker finishes her gesture of acknowledgement. You look up into carmine gems set in bronze, forming a patient expression nearing boredom.
>"Hello Halima. Have you seen Tomiko?"
>The Anubis seems to ponder for the briefest moment and then responds in her usual level tone.
>"She's out until sundown. Miss Azazel decided it was time to explore the mechanics of being summoned firsthand, so they're not currently in our Realm. Her defense class is immediately after. Do not worry, Tomiko doesn't know about your plan." she finishes with a chuckle
>huh
>"So just how many do know about my plan?"
>"Everyone present from 10am this morning and most of the faculty. Word travels quickly for something this entertaining."
>"Would you believe I didn't know? I'm reasonably sure some of the succubi-"
>A moment of puzzlement, then understanding.
>"You were set up? Oh, I knew you were too timid for this. This is rich!"
>Normally very subdued for a monster, opting to wear mage robes or a uniform instead of loose desert clothing or the underclothes and jewelry that passed for outfits on the other girls; Halima was suddenly every bit the intimidating creature her race could be.
>Paws on hips, she threw her head back in a loud baying laugh, silky strands cascading along her back.
>"HYAHAHAHA! You didn't know! That's hilarious. This will be the best show."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:40:15 2015 No.14069944 >>14069934 Very much yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:40:52 2015 No.14069946 File: 456 KB, 788x1024, 0d7d48f66e162daa5ca042a9790ae634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069934 Yes yes yes yes yes! Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:40:58 2015 No.14069947 >>14069939 Is your arm still broken? Are you feeling better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:41:37 2015 No.14069950 >>14069934 It's a classic thing. The dress displays both elegance and sensual desire through the folds centering around the crotch, the short length reveals the legs and the rump is given a favorable silhouette.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:42:00 2015 No.14069952 >>14069934 No matter how many times I say yes it will never get the message across

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:42:23 2015 No.14069954 >>14069942 SO IT BEGINS

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:42:58 2015 No.14069956 >>14069934 YES. >>14069939 DRAW MORE OF THEM.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:44:18 2015 No.14069962 >>14069942 >Anubis side-character And as per usual, I am now completely distracted.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:45:33 2015 No.14069967 >>14069939 Fox women in Chinese dresses, stat!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:45:37 2015 No.14069968 >>14069963 >Chinese dress Oh yes >No pantsu YES

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:45:43 2015 No.14069969

Good news and bad news anon. Good news is, we won the war with those "monstergirls" from beyond the portal! Bad news is, now we've got a few million monstergirl refugees who were displaced by said war. You've been drafted into an initiative to house at least one of them while we repair the damages to their homes.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

Use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ depending on preference.

Personality: 1d10
1: Racial Norm
2: Himedere
3: Kuudere
4: Clingy
5: Deredere
6: Overly Lewd
7: Light-Tsundere
8: Genki
9: Thugdere
10: Pick One

Body Type: 1d10
1: Thin
2: Hourglass Shaped
3: Oppai Loli
4: Muscular
5: Chubby
6: Racial Norm
7: /fit/
8: Pear Shaped
9: Loli (If already Loli, then CC)
10: Pick One

Wait for Quirks.

I feel like now's a good time for a nice rolling game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:46:56 2015 No.14069974 >>14069939 You should draw Haohi in one! Barefoot and looking graceful!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:47:11 2015 No.14069976 File: 100 KB, 640x360, poison.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069934 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mEhHs6PACp

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Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:49:45 2015 No.14069983

>>14069969
Quirks: 1d12
1: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
2: Yamato Nadeshiko (Has all the skills of a perfect housewife.)
3: Heiress (Rich, and has a retinue of 1d4 girls following her around. Roll body types and personalities for each of them.)
4: Sadomasochist (Loves dominating or being dominated. Your pick.)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance.)
6: Echidna Daugher (Her mother was an echidna, and she's bringing a few of her sisters. Roll a 1d6 to determine how many sisters she has, then roll body types, and personalities for all of them. All of them will share a quirk. This quirk cannot be rolled twice.)
7: Tall (She's 2 feet taller than the average for her species)
8: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
9: Twins! (Roll another body type and personality for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
10: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. Might change into a Wight over time. If undead already, then reroll.)
11: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
12: Choose Two.

You'll be given payment by the government to support you and your refugee(s) but after five years, reconstruction will be over and they'll have to go home.
Unless you marry them of course. And you do have the choice to go with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:50:12 2015 No.14069986 >>14069968 Deleted it, sorry, didn't notice it was sorta nsfw

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:51:58 2015 No.14069989 >>14069939 hi whorehi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:52:22 2015 No.14069990 >>14069969 >>14069983 >Deredere kraken with the usual body type, except with a huge donk Dear god, I think I'm in love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:54:41 2015 No.14070000 >>14069969 >>14069983 >Overly lewd, racial norm Yamato Nadeshiko hobgoblin Man oh man she's gonna be a mom real quick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:56:06 2015 No.14070005 >>14069969 >>14069983 Mantis twins One racial norm, hourglass shaped, Bakunyuu The other Deredere, hourglass shaped, Yamato Nadeshiko Well shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:56:41 2015 No.14070006 >>14069969 >Clingy loli love freak Crow Tengu The hell is with the random pages always giving me crow tengus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:57:27 2015 No.14070009 >>14069969 >Thugdere >/fit/ ( I picked one from a 10 roll) >tall >youko uh oh.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:57:45 2015 No.14070011

>>14069969
>>14069983
>Thugdere Oppai loli Amazoness Heiress
>With Genki pear shaped amazoness
I'm feeling kind of mixed on this. One one hand, they both seem really nice. On the other, they're amazons. On the other other hand, they'd hire maids to do the chores so I could get busy impregnating a strong oppai loli.
I'll marry the pear shaped one and keep her here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:58:31 2015 No.14070012 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, 1438943984334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069868 Touch

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:00:37 2015 No.14070018 >>14069969 >Genki Lich ...Again? >Muscular body, sadomasochistic. Now this gets interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:01:08 2015 No.14070020 >>14070011 She can't abandon her mistress anon! So she'll probably have to buy a home in your world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:02:03 2015 No.14070023 >>14070012 how soft are the paw pads? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU1009hKQPI

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:02:11 2015 No.14070024 >>14069969 >A thin Amazon with all the skills of a perfect housewife So, an amazon minus all things that make her an amazon excluding the exhibitionist fetish.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:03:09 2015 No.14070026

>>14069969
>Beelzebub
Oh great, now I'm going to have a million babies.
>Pick one
I'll just reroll, you lazy bastard.
>Himedere
Now we're speaking my language.
>Pear Shaped
Boo.
>Twins
Uhh, that is to say
>Light Tsundere
>Oppai Loli
And their quirks this time are
>Undead
>Love Freak

This is a comedy of some sort, but I don't know what kind. In any case, I'm raking in the dough for five years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:03:23 2015 No.14070028 >>14070023 We can only dream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:04:02 2015 No.14070030 >>14070024 She may have the skills, but who says she wants to use them? She might be ashamed of her skills at cooking, and insist you cook!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:05:37 2015 No.14070033 >>14069983 >Clingy, thin, tall Gazer I'm going to maker her the happiest woman in earth dammit. I'll be /fit/ get that executive position AND scrub the bathroom if it means being worthy of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:06:10 2015 No.14070034 >>14069969 >>14069983 >Genki Muscular Love Freak Cyclops and her Clingy, Pear Shapped Twin I win

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:06:24 2015 No.14070035 >>14070023 My private army with no morals can't be this cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:06:38 2015 No.14070039 >>14070020 Well, I'd marry them both if I could, but stupid laws get in the way of that! And the government will deport whoever I don't marry!

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:08:46 2015 No.14070046

>>14069969
>Thugdere /fit/ Giant Ant

Brutal, god damn

>twins
Why does this always happen to me

>Overly Lewd Hourglass (from a pick one) Giant Ant, Bottom Heavy

Christ. So one's a tough nut to crack and is likely to crack my nuts, and the other's the lewdest possible semen demon. I'm fucked.
I'd marry them both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:08:50 2015 No.14070047 >>14070035 in Peace Walker they had a kitten named Nuke and they believed in Santa along with Boss >tfw Nuke is dead because of Cipher time to go Nuclear

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:09:24 2015 No.14070049 >>14070039 Who says you can't marry them both? I never said that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:11:02 2015 No.14070054 >>14070047 >Santa The one guy with better sneaking skills... or is he? Merry Gear Solid was awesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:13:34 2015 No.14070058 >>14069969 >Medusa >Kuudere >Racial Norm I'm down. It's the least I could do after being more than a little responsible for fucking her home up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:14:42 2015 No.14070061 >>14070049 Oh. Well, time to impregnate two jungle ladies.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:15:27 2015 No.14070062

>>14069942
>"Right, don't you have somewhere better to be? You're never late for anything."
>"I still have nearly eight and a half minutes before the lectures on elementalism, and it will only take me three minutes and twenty-six seconds to walk from here."
>"You've timed it out?"
>"I have ascertained the distance between every relevant class and accounted for any probable interruptions such as classmates, temporal distortions, and rogue charm effects. My timetable is the best."
>At this, her paws return to her hips and she thrusts her chest with a smug huff. Looking you in the eye, she rests a paw on your shoulder.
>"You have been worth every second, Anon. Take the time to prepare yourself for this evening. It wouldn't do to have you making a shameful mess of yourself. A shameful, crying, moaning mess curled naked on stage in a pool of fluids while tears stream from unfocused eyes and drool from slack jaws with the entire school jeering at you. And don't think you can run away. We learn summons for a reason. Hyahahaha!"
>She saunters off, tail and hips swinging under cloth to mirror her good mood.
>Well then, shit. Time to find those succubi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:15:54 2015 No.14070064 >>14070054 >spoiler welp, reinstalling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:16:39 2015 No.14070065 >>14070064 Merry Gear Solid 2, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:17:36 2015 No.14070067 >>14070058 >>14069983 Forgot the quirk. >Bakunyuu So now I have kuudere Medusa with much larger breasts than most of her species. Oh fuck yeah buds, looks like she doesn't need to return home anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:18:38 2015 No.14070068 >>14070047 >Peace Walker they had a kitten named Nuke The one who gave you boat rides to fight monster hunter dinos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:20:43 2015 No.14070071 >>14070062 >>She saunters off, tail and hips swinging under cloth to mirror her good mood. How cute. Anubi a cute. Wait, wasn't there something about manipulative Succubi? Oh yeah. That's bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:26:14 2015 No.14070082 >>14069902 I bet it ends with hand holding and sharing cups of hot cocoa, I don't want the police after me for downloading that kind of smut

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:28:23 2015 No.14070086 >>14069831 >Why is this pose so hot? That doesn't look hot, she looks cold!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:31:11 2015 No.14070093 >>14070047 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x6mVUDB6Fw It's just so hilarious to me that they decided that he's a legitimate believer in Santa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:32:34 2015 No.14070097 >>14070093 Snake is moe as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:32:47 2015 No.14070098 >>14070093 >used to bring presents >used to So even Santa has abandoned him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:36:22 2015 No.14070107 >>14069939 Draw a Baphomet in one when you have the time

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:36:28 2015 No.14070108

>>14070098
that's a pretty low blow.
I can just imagine young John being bummed out that he's not getting presents at the Army barracks in the 50's and asking the Boss if Santa had given her anything good this year.
Then she reteaches him the basics of CQC

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:37:42 2015 No.14070115 >>14070108 >learning CQC and stealth techniques so that one day the jolly fat man will be within his reach

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:40:08 2015 No.14070126 >>14070115 He needs to become a CQC master so that he can learn from the master of stealth, who manages to tactically infiltrate every home in the world in one night. Only then will he become the perfect soldier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:41:34 2015 No.14070136 File: 308 KB, 1280x720, Suujira.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Skreonk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:41:55 2015 No.14070138 >>14070126 >be Santa on infiltration mission >kid walks downstairs >CQC him and tuck him back into bed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:42:08 2015 No.14070140 >>14069983 >>14069969 >"Normal" Oppai Loli Fat assed Merrow THANKS OBAMA

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:42:16 2015 No.14070142 >>14070136 QUALITY

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:43:03 2015 No.14070144 >>14070136 IF YOU LOVE THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH YOU CAN MOURN FOR THEM

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:43:47 2015 No.14070146 >>14070138 >be Santa on infiltration mission > kid walks downstairs > enter reflex mode > go upstairs, CQC parents, drag parents back and place them in your place the charade continues.

Maritan Tue Sep 8 23:47:18 2015 No.14070155
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Welp, got told by pixiv I had to mosaic the Eris images.
Didn't put very much effort into that.
Anyway I put the uncensored version in my Galery for those who want it, because fuck censors.
http://imgur.com/a/T1PD5#0

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:47:51 2015 No.14070159 >>14070146 I KNEW IT! >Guard post captured: +30 Heroism

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:55:26 2015 No.14070179 File: 99 KB, 1280x720, suuzilla2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14070136 UP FROM THE DEPTHS THIRTY STORIES HIGH BREATHING WATER HER HEAD IN THE SKY! SUUZILLA! SUUZILLA! SUZILLA!

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:58:01 2015 No.14070183

>>14069868

We've been over this.

I don't care what time-period that Lilim booted you out of, but I ain't your slave and you certainly ain't my master; you're just some girl that eats my food, drinks my beer and sleeps on my couch. Now put some clothes on and QUIETLY get outta my room because I've gotta be at work in two hours, to get the overtime I need to pay off the THOUSAND DOLLARS I apparently owe because SOMEBODY went way the hell over my data limit!

GOD.

I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT.

>You will never snap at an ancient, domineering Anubis who doesn't know a damned thing about the modern world.
>She will never spend the next dew days silently avoiding your gaze while fidgeting and flinching whenever you're near, and quietly sniffling and trying not to cry when she thinks you're not.
>You will never break down and finally apologize, giving her a small headpat and being caught completely unprepared for the instantaneous tackle-hug that knocks you to the ground as she buries her face in your chest, crying and blubbering out words that'd be incoherent even IF you spoke Ancient Egyptian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:02:06 2015 No.14070197 >>14070183 >Spoiler Geez anon, way to make me sad...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:02:38 2015 No.14070198 >>14070179 I'd Suuzilla so fucking hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:05:31 2015 No.14070205 >>14069831 Because her eyes are all googly? idk

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:08:09 2015 No.14070213 File: 694 KB, 1500x1750, 6djYv5g.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14070183 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:09:39 2015 No.14070217 >>14070183 Jesus, calm down Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:10:38 2015 No.14070221 >>14069969 I tell them "fuck off, we're full." I decide to apply for a job walling off the portals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:11:00 2015 No.14070223 I'm looking for a Mucus Toad smut that was posted here a few days ago, can anybody help me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:12:13 2015 No.14070227 >>14070223 >few days ago Doest thou not know the ways of the archive?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:12:51 2015 No.14070229 >>14070183 my nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:16:28 2015 No.14070241 >>14070198 Me too, Kaiju girls are my specialty, regardless of their size compared to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:17:21 2015 No.14070244 >>14070241 Spelunking Man, they call him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:18:28 2015 No.14070245 >>14066441 For you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:19:55 2015 No.14070246 >>14070244 Anon, help me find my sides. I appear to have misplaced them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:21:36 2015 No.14070256 >>14070244 So someone out there remembers my title don't they, good on you man. My favorite monstergirls are kaiju monstergirls, always have been since I learned what monstergirls where.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:23:10 2015 No.14070260 >>14070221 Anon, you're gonna get shot by the government if you go around trying to wall off the portals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:26:58 2015 No.14070271 >>14070260 But the government would want to wall off the portals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:29:14 2015 No.14070278 >>14070271 Nah. The fashion and cosmetic industries would lobby the shit out of the government for a chance at gaining such a market.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:31:49 2015 No.14070289 File: 285 KB, 1734x1291, haohi ref.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14069974 Haohi is already (sorta) wearing one. >>14070107 >>14069956 after elin bunny lich what on earth is an elin anyways? >>14069947 its a bit better now i guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:33:02 2015 No.14070295 >>14070278 Yes, the very powerful cosmetic and fashion industries. I doubt most of the old guard would be happy to have monstergirls around changing everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:34:20 2015 No.14070301 >>14070289 >its a bit better now i guess Well that's good to hear. Not that I care or anything, it's just my nature

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:35:50 2015 No.14070305 >>14070289 What happened to your arm? Did your stalker break it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:36:28 2015 No.14070306 >>14070289 Elin are a race from the MMORPG "TERA". They're short, loli-like girls with flat chests and deliciously thick thighs, wide hips, and asses to match. The request was for a Lich in a bunny suit with such proportions.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:37:15 2015 No.14070308

>>14070278
Honestly, the market wouldn't be as big as you think. Global population during their period was just hovering around 60 million. That's like two Californias.

Now what's unthinkable is moving a full 10% of the planet's population here for contrived reasons.

If anything, people would want the resources of their world as well as the biomedical and pharmaceutical fields wanting access to the natives and wildlife to research for new products.

The place would be a resource to be exploited much more than a market to be catered to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:37:45 2015 No.14070309 >>14070305 Why don't we leave blog posting for somewhere else?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:38:04 2015 No.14070310 >>14070289 Want me to kiss your arm to make it better? N-No alp of course, haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:40:01 2015 No.14070319 >>14070295 Look man, it's a set up for a waifu rolling game. Do you want realism, or do you want to have fun?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:40:02 2015 No.14070320 Monster Girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:40:41 2015 No.14070322 >>14070320 Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:41:34 2015 No.14070329 File: 310 KB, 1200x850, 001_002_003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Old hag witches!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:42:11 2015 No.14070331 >>14070329 >This entire doujin I love long doujins with story

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:42:51 2015 No.14070334 >>14070329 >That whole H-Manga Dear lord muh dick. With the nekocubus had been in it a bit more tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:43:06 2015 No.14070335 >>14070322 Monster Girls! (´・ω・)つ(・(・

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:43:55 2015 No.14070341 >>14070334 *Wish Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:44:37 2015 No.14070345 >>14070334 >>14070341 >He likes the Nekobus You and I share the same wavelength, my friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:45:39 2015 No.14070348 >>14068600 It would be extremely painful

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:47:44 2015 No.14070354 >>14068716 As someone who has a neat scar on his leg I came here to tell you to go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:49:51 2015 No.14070363 >>14070354 And I have a scar on my leg from tripping on solid sharp ice during a snowstorm, but you don't see me still bitching about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:54:44 2015 No.14070379 >>14070363 But you just did?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:57:15 2015 No.14070387 >>14069934 I want to see a Kejourou in a Chinese dress now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:57:50 2015 No.14070388 >>14070354 >>14070363 I have a little scar on my finger after I accidentally cut myself while fooling around with a pocket-knife. Beat that fuckers.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:59:15 2015 No.14070391

>>14070379
No, I only brought it up when you started bitching about it, like being attack by animals or inanimate objects and being scarred by them is something special.

Almost everyone has a scar from something, what matters is if they grow from it. I mean I know a guy who has a scar on his forehead from a black guy who smashed his head against a wall in a fight. But you know what would happen if he started bitching about how much he hated black people? He'd be called racist.

Are you racist anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 00:59:31 2015 No.14070393 >>14070388 I have a scar on the tip of my middle finger from where my grandfather cut it in half. :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:00:21 2015 No.14070397 >>14070354 >>14070363 >>14070388 >>14070393 I have a scar on left arm from where I broke it after tripping over a dachshund.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:01:03 2015 No.14070399

>>14070354
Most dog breeds came about in order for them to serve a purpose. Dogs to help with hunting, dogs to help with tracking, dogs to help with defending the home, etc.
Pitbulls were bred just to fuck shit up. That doesn't make them a bad breed, it just means that to make one into a lovable family pet, you need to take a different approach than you would for say, a corgi. A lot of people don't understand that though, and so they get a dog that they only think they can handle and end up leaving it unattended with a kid, and the whoops the dog bit the kid, must be the dog's fault.

People also tend to mistake the Staffordshire terrier and American bulldog for a run of the mill pitbull and say "Look, they're total sweethearts!"

>tl;dr pitbulls don't really do well as family pets and the problem is made worse by retards who treat them like typical dogs, and you ended up getting the short end of the stick because of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:01:22 2015 No.14070400 >>14070397 Clearly we should ban dachshunds, they're a dangerous breed built to trip people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:01:52 2015 No.14070402 >>14070397 See? These animals are dangerous and should be muzzled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:02:59 2015 No.14070409 >>14070354 >>14070363 >>14070388 >>14070393 >>14070397 Well I.......Don't have any scars. But I do have a very begin tumor on my belly. Does that count?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:03:58 2015 No.14070413 >>14070409 Get outa here cancerfag we're talking about scars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:04:27 2015 No.14070414 >>14070391 I shy away from large dogs in general actually, no matter the breed. The adrenaline starts flowing and the ole flight or fight kicks in. Pit bulls hold a special spot in the ovens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:04:28 2015 No.14070415 >>14070399 >tl;dr pitbulls don't really do well as family pets I've had two growing up and know this is just wrong. Every pit I've ever met is an absolute sweetheart. >>14070409 Anon you should see a doctor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:05:43 2015 No.14070421 >>14070409 >literal cancer N-no anon, you should get that checked out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:05:50 2015 No.14070423 >>14070413 >>14070415 It's not cancer you dorks. It's neurofibromatosis and harmless. I just wanted to be cool like you guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:06:13 2015 No.14070425 >>14070388 I have a scar on my kneecap from when I tripped and shredded it on concrete.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:06:29 2015 No.14070427 >>14070423 >It's neurofibromatosis and harmless Anon's famous last words

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:07:36 2015 No.14070434 >>14070423 Then go play with a knife and come back when you've got some scars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:07:59 2015 No.14070437 >>14070427 You've got me. I already died.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:08:22 2015 No.14070440 File: 1.61 MB, 1335x579, 1441775302705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14070423 >Don't know what the fuck neurofibromatosis is >Google ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU JESUS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:08:26 2015 No.14070441 >>14070415 Pit Bulls as a breed are more aggressive just like how black people are more likely to commit violent crimes. Just because you encounter the tame ones doesn't mean that breed as a whole isn't more vicious than others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:08:58 2015 No.14070443 >>14070437 We are all dead, anon. Welcome to the berenstein universe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:09:41 2015 No.14070447 >>14070354 >>14070363 >>14070388 >>14070393 >>14070397 >>14070409 I have a scar on my heart from when my poodle died a week after my second uni semester started.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:10:12 2015 No.14070450

>>14070415
Look at the sentence above that.
The American and English Staffordshires and the American bulldog all look almost exactly like regular pitbulls, and are part of the same family, but are WAY more even tempered and friendly. The average dog owner can't tell the difference. Hell, in a lot of cases you need absolute proof of the dog being a purebred of one of those breeds or even professionals simply will not believe you.
That's not to say that a regular pitbull can't be like that, it's just that the breed norm is for them to not be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:10:33 2015 No.14070451 >>14070440 That's what you get for image searching man. >>14070447 >Still having a heart Just let it die like your soul and join the rest of us>>14070443

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:11:28 2015 No.14070454 >>14070440 It's only as big as my thumb. I just wanted to sound cool on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:11:40 2015 No.14070456 >>14070354 I have a scar on my knee from a hockey blade but that doesn't stop me from playing hockey and I've got a scar on my arm from where my little sister scratched me, doesn't stop me from seeing her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:13:52 2015 No.14070461 >>14070456 I was half expecting that to end with >doesn't stop me from fucking her I've been here too long.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:14:08 2015 No.14070462

>>14070450
>The American and English Staffordshires and the American bulldog all look almost exactly like regular pitbulls
Because they are regular pitbulls, pitbull has always been a vague general descriptor term for a wide breed of dogs. Like assault weapons.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:14:12 2015 No.14070463

>>14070399
This. And I get so tired of people buying dogs for how they look or whatever dumb shit. A plain old mutt or cowdog will be a good pet if you just want a family dog. Just the usual "Don't buy a guard dog if you're not going to train a guard dog"

If you wind up with one, no reason not to love it and stuff but it's silly to go out of the way to get something like that.

Of course I never really had any choice in dogs. They always just showed up when someone dumped them off in the country. Pure breeds too most of the time. Had a Great Pyrenees, Cocker Spaniel, Blue Tick, Collie, Golden Lab. That fucking lab. I swear half of them are born retarded, and this one made those look smart.

Only breed I've ever hated is the Chow. I've never met a nice chow, mean ass little bear dogs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:14:37 2015 No.14070466 >>14070461 You can never be here too long. You're here forever after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:15:48 2015 No.14070467 >>14070463 Chowchows are OK__, git gud

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:16:13 2015 No.14070468 >>14070451 >not still having a heart Do you want to become a Heartless? Because that's how you become a Heartless.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:18:59 2015 No.14070478

>>14070456
Good for you. I got attacked by the pit bull while I was out running but it doesn't stop me from doing that. In all likelyhood my hatred of the breed stems from the 8 rabies shots I had to get later.

I became prejudiced from my experiences, does this make me a bad person?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:19:15 2015 No.14070479 >>14070468 Maybe I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:20:15 2015 No.14070485 >>14070478 >I became prejudiced from my experiences, does this make me a bad person? It makes you a human being so yeah, you're a monster, and not the good kind.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:21:10 2015 No.14070489

>>14070461
Please no Anon.

As one who has a sibling, sister dicking is not OK.

Half/adopted sister who is a cute monster girl though, that shit is fly with me.

>>14070478
Not really, just means you're cautious.

Although one must wonder if you would a scrappy pitbull kobold who would train you to fight and wants to be called cute despite her thuggish appearance.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:23:38 2015 No.14070497

>>14070462
When people say pitbull, the dog that's typically the subject of that is the American pit bull terrier. It's a lot more aggressive than the other 3 breeds of the family, and while that aggression typically isn't directed towards family or people the dog knows, it can be in cases where the dog's not getting enough exercise or when it doesn't have a proper outlet, ie. when you treat it like a typical family dog.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:24:15 2015 No.14070500

>>14070478
>I became prejudiced from my experiences, does this make me a bad person?
Of course. But please look at this from any dog lover's perspective.

You are likely a fat lonely virgin neckbeard NEET anonymous on an anime imageboard in the middle of the night. You hate someone's pet dog, who they have dropped a ton of money into, and is pure of heart in their eyes, and has never wronged them, and is their closest bro. Not to mention you also hate any deceased ones they have too, which they are certainly bound to be even doubly emotionally attached to.

Hopefully you understand why people would consider you the antichirst. Which you probably are, dogs are man's best friend and people who hate them obviously must be friendless if they don't like something that was bred from the dawn of humanity to be a friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:24:16 2015 No.14070501 >>14070489 >As one who has a sibling, sister dicking is not OK. Trust me I know, I have two sisters, both of them older and I would not even consider fucking either of them. But I would fuck the brains out an older sister Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:24:58 2015 No.14070503 >>14070489 >Half/adopted sister Eh, still not so great. Even when she's of Asian descent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:26:11 2015 No.14070510 >>14070467 It's more like nobody ever expects such a vicious little territorial bastard under all that cute fluff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:26:56 2015 No.14070515 >>14070510 >nobody ever expects such a vicious little territorial bastard under all that cute fluff All small dogs are territorial bastards though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:31:32 2015 No.14070527 >>14070500 Am I supposed to read this as some sort of satire or actual claims you are making against me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:31:51 2015 No.14070529 Cats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:33:04 2015 No.14070535 >>14070529 Niggers

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:33:30 2015 No.14070538

>>14070527
No, it's basic anonymous imageboard psychology.

If you hate something the other person cares about, then they'll visualize you as the worst possible stereotype they can imagine and hate you with an intense burning of hate. As such, you will be considered a bad person by at least one person on 4chan.

I don't understand how this is hard to understand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:33:47 2015 No.14070540 >>14070535 You can't keep those as pets anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:34:20 2015 No.14070541 >>14070529 Big plump cat rump.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:35:21 2015 No.14070543

>>14070515
Chows got it cranked up to twelve. I mean I've seen stuff like terriers be yappy angry little things and some be sweet to strangers. Same for most other small breeds, even panic attacks in a sack like chihuahuas. Never seen a chow do that. They'll just be all chilling out on the porch or something, come walking lazily up to you, tail wagging like they want to be your friend then bam! Bear mode.

Actually maybe that's it. They don't seem very excitable until they get really close. Makes the effect much more powerful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:35:38 2015 No.14070545 File: 415 KB, 1600x1200, 1400024648819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14070541 Incorrect

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:36:15 2015 No.14070548 File: 913 KB, 1023x1083, 1435730195517.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14070541 >>14070545 Why not both?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:36:26 2015 No.14070549

Just to throw in, I have a phobia of canines. I get nervous around them constantly, and always wince or flinch whenever they bark. If they can smell fear, it definitely radiates off of me. I'm alright around ones that're quiet. The little yippy ones freak me out. And of course, guard-dog types, with big mean teeth, threatening growls, and very loud, very territorial barks, scare me totally shitless.

And yet my favorite MG is of a canid-derived species. Go figure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:36:28 2015 No.14070550 >>14070540 I should not have laughed as hard at that as I did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:36:38 2015 No.14070551 >>14069969 >>14069983 >Apophis >Genki >Thin >Undead I'd feed her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:37:35 2015 No.14070556 File: 291 KB, 693x1100, Kobold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14070549 >"Bow wow! Bow wow! Woof! Bark! Grrrrrr!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:38:22 2015 No.14070558 >>14070548 We've got a potion for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:38:43 2015 No.14070561 >>14070549 You're like that arachnophobe that loves arachnes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:39:09 2015 No.14070563 >>14070549 You are right to be afraid of the low growls and stuff. That's universal "Back the fuck off" language.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:39:13 2015 No.14070564 >>14070556 Wow is this dangerously furry to anybody else or am I the only one seeing this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:39:43 2015 No.14070568 So when's that new profile coming again?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:39:47 2015 No.14070570

>>14068395
>Furfags fucking hunt for any clues of furfaggotry anywhere in media to expand their "domain" as much as they can, given how cancerous they are. Worse case scenario, some shitposter informs furfags of Polt and point then here, they come and ruin the thread, janitors find out and nuke us into oblivion since posting furryshit here isn't allowed.
This is /pol/-tier stupidity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:40:18 2015 No.14070574 >>14070564 She wearing a coat made of her own fur. Otherwise she's not much different from something like the werewolf except for the digitigrade legs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:40:42 2015 No.14070577 File: 242 KB, 902x1000, 1430687280621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14070548 Both? Hmmm.... Crazy, but let's try it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:41:21 2015 No.14070582 >>14070564 The thing on her chest is a jacket, not attached to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:41:35 2015 No.14070583 File: 1.06 MB, 1165x1654, 04 (3).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:42:42 2015 No.14070587 >>14070583 Foxes being terrified of dog-girls in a story when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:45:18 2015 No.14070599 >>14070548 >Says she'll throw the fight >MC tells her to eat shit It's refreshing to have an MC who's not a dickless pushover.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:47:27 2015 No.14070606
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>>14070549
I had a run in with a very big dog as a kid that left me scared shitless of dogs for most of my childhood and teenage years.
Then my parents decided to adopt a Newfoundland hybrid, that fear got completely inverted and I became a huge fan of big dogs. It's small dogs I despise now. Go figure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:47:38 2015 No.14070608 >>14070561 Well if they weren't so hot and it hadn't been for that one doujin then I might not like them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:48:02 2015 No.14070611 >>14070599 Not to mention he cleared the air between him and the human waifu immediately, rather than letting shit drag on for fucking ever. Very refreshing.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:55:32 2015 No.14070632

I want to serve as a match maker for monster girls who have trouble finding husbands.

Pairing thick, bottom heavy kunoichi who get stuck in windowsills with Anons that would love them and witch's who aren't good at magic with guys that wouldn't care about such a petty thing.
Imagine it!
Always sober onis!
Muscle liches who aren't very smart!
Salamanders who are cowards!
And even poor ass dragons who don't even have a hoard to their name!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:58:44 2015 No.14070638 >>14070632 Sign me up for sober Onis. I'll take 4 soft ones.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:02:17 2015 No.14070644

>>14070638
Well, we do have four of them available, just be aware that they're a little 'softer' than you intended.
Seems that oni's actually put on weight when they don't drink.
Sisters the lot of them, raised by a nutjob father who never let them drink.
They're all pretty bottom heavy except for the youngest (19) who's belly heavy.
They're pretty kind girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:04:10 2015 No.14070648 >>14070632 >Muscle liches who aren't very smart! >DisgustedLuka.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:05:47 2015 No.14070651 >>14070632 >Salamanders who are cowards! I wonder if their tails go out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:06:18 2015 No.14070653 >>14070632 >>14070644 Well if he has onis, then I'll take another girl. Give me the softest girl you've got. I have no limits, give me the softest. Preferably haughty too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:06:21 2015 No.14070654 >>14070644 She can do sit ups, I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:07:31 2015 No.14070656 >>14070632 I want a wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:08:14 2015 No.14070659 >>14070651 If you sneak up behind them and scare them it their tail might fall off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:08:27 2015 No.14070660 >>14070632 Give me the smartest Hobgoblin, and the oppaiest Baphomet you have.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:14:31 2015 No.14070681

>>14070651
They only smolder and smoke.

>>14070653
The only one I have which fits that is a little kobold who was pampered a bit too much as a pup and now acts like she's queen of the world.
She's weightier than most of them, although this particular specimen is so bottom heavy that she takes up two seats, but a good head pat or ear scratch can get her tail wagging.

>>14070654
Go for it.
They'll be great girls

>>14070656
Only wurm I have is a particle physicist who's overly strict and detests pie.

>>14070660
Here you go, a hobgoblin with a doctorate (medical) who loves to wear suits and a baphomet who has tits that are sized for a dire holst.
The latter of which has to wear overly large dresses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:16:35 2015 No.14070683 >>14070681 That's a hard sell for a wurm, but I'll take it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:17:11 2015 No.14070686 >>14070681 >doctorate (medical) Good, I'm going into medicine and she can teach me while paizuring me. I'm also gonna cuddle fuck that baphomet and tell her I like her better this way while inducing lactation.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:23:15 2015 No.14070707

>>14070683
Good luck Anon, she's a bit of a romantic who's just tired of never having a guy settle down with her.

>>14070686
Good, she specializes in hearts and will be able to let you know how they work, along with fixing yours should something go wrong.

Also, you'll make the baphomet super happy if you do that, although inducing lactation is just going to make her breasts even bigger and, as they are, she already has enough balance issues as it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:28:38 2015 No.14070717 >>14070707 Got any Amazons or Hellhounds? Preferably with child-birthing hips.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:30:40 2015 No.14070722

>>14070707
>specializes in hearts and will be able to let you know how they work
But I already know all of that, don't get me wrong it doesn't change my opinion of her one bit I just already know it.
I'll just carry the Baphomet everywhere on my shoulders like a good onii-chan, I'll especially walk by the local Sabbath temple to show off how happy we are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:31:41 2015 No.14070724 >>14070707 I like Kejourous, do you have any of them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:32:23 2015 No.14070726 >>14070717 >Have a Hellhound waifu >Keep her constantly pregnant for 8 years now >"Anon, can we take a break after this one? I'd like to give my hormones a break for a little bit" >You stare at her like she just killed your dog

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:33:06 2015 No.14070730 >>14070722 Now I'm imagining an anon with a shortstack Baphomet on his shoulders running laps around the local Sabbath outpost with the Bapho flipping off the building. Meanwhile the leader of the Sabbath starts crying and doesn't know why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:33:18 2015 No.14070731 >>14070632 What about a crow tengu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:34:06 2015 No.14070734 >>14070726 Dude what? I want kids with her, but eight years of constant pregnancy? What the fuck kind of death wish do you have?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:34:55 2015 No.14070737 >>14070726 Love the daughterus you already have, what will the older ones think when you're constantly replacing them anon?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:35:21 2015 No.14070739

>>14070717
Have a hellhound that's a got a rocking pair of hips, although she's pretty shy and usually watches guys from the shadows, and an Amazon that went to maid school and, if I got this description right, is an "absolute cuddle bug,"

>>14070722
She knows the entire cardio vascular system like the back of her hand and can hear whats wrong just by listening to your heart.

>>14070724
We have one that tends to keep her hair in a pony tail but....elegant she is not.
she's built like an oni and plays football

>>14070731
I have one but she's a social butterfly, extra busty but her knowledge only includes movie trivia and celebrity gossip.
Loves babies though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:36:43 2015 No.14070742 >>14070734 Pregnant women are sexy, Anon. >>14070737 But I have enough love to go around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:36:44 2015 No.14070743 >>14070734 Imagine if she produced a litter of 3-6 with each pregnancy. Given a human gestation rate, over the course of a little over 8 years, that's between 33-66 little Heckpups.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:37:08 2015 No.14070745 >>14070739 >Shy hellhound >Cuddlebug maid amazon They're getting fucked until all three of us are senseless. Then comes the cuddlepile for the rest of the night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:37:29 2015 No.14070746 >>14070739 >I have one but she's a social butterfly, extra busty but her knowledge only includes movie trivia and celebrity gossip. Ehhhhhhh. I'll try to work something out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:37:32 2015 No.14070747 >>14070707 Great, I look forward to impregnating her with an entire baker's dozen of little genius wurms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:38:11 2015 No.14070749 I want to fuck Charon's jokepussy!

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:44:23 2015 No.14070769

>>14070747
>Each one grows up to be the leader of their particular field
>Business, politics, physics, chemisty, medicine, surgery, even the thespian ended up a Hollywood star
>That doesn't stop you from calling them your precious little girls and spoiling them rotten (as well as their own kids) with cookies when they come to visit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:45:47 2015 No.14070771 >>14070747 >You are now imaging a dozen little wurms with little spectacles that are all reading books at the table or solving math homework on their own. One is writing a problem that reads "Daddy + (Hugs x Daughters + Mother*Hug) = Happy)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:48:24 2015 No.14070778 >>14070771 >One is writing a problem that reads "Daddy + (Hugs x Daughters + Mother*Hug) = Happy) >If Hugs >0, and Mother/Daughter > 0, then when Daddy = 0, Happy > 0 I can see that's a problem then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:48:43 2015 No.14070780 >>14070742 >But I have enough love to go around. Liar. Even if you love all equally, which you can't, You can't treat all equally, unless you treat them all in equally small amounts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:49:34 2015 No.14070785 >>14070778 To clarify, that is not Mother divided by Daughter, that is "Mother OR Daughter".

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:54:48 2015 No.14070802

>>14070769
>That one daughteru who gets doctorate in male studies only to get mocked by her sisters every thanks giving.
>"Hello Sister, enjoying telling other girls why they should feel bad about being on top all the time?"
>"Nah, she's too busy writing papers about how the "rape culture" degrades men and should be admonished.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:55:14 2015 No.14070805 >>14070730 This is something I want to do now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:58:43 2015 No.14070817 >>14070802 B-But I'm sure she can get plenty of money and dick by whining on the internet about how videogames are sexist!

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:00:09 2015 No.14070823

>>14069983
>Himedere, muscular Arch Imp who learned to be a perfect housewife. She knows my home is her castle for now, so it might as well look like one on the inside. She's going to want either a gym membership or home workout gear so she can stay swole. That attitude of demanding to be treated like royalty will be grating at first, but it's good knowing she'll eventually warm up to me. Either way, this is gonna be a long five years.

I doubt I'll be going anywhere at the end, but hopefully she'll be fondly remembered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:00:29 2015 No.14070824 Screencap this, I have a really good feeling we'll be getting an Old Testament monster girl soon from KC, either this or next week. Leviathan, Behemoth, Nephilim, Nachash, something along those lines.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:03:26 2015 No.14070829

>>14070817
>"Oh sister, I've seen those little "Informative" videos you do on video games and I must say that you're trying too hard. Seriously, don't you know that the "Prince in distress" and "Turning the Prince" tropes have been staples of literature for years? Not even to mention that the heroines are often wearing just as little clothes as the men."
>"Forget it Marie, she's just mad that she wasted mom and dad's college money for a useless degree and wants to feel relevant."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:05:45 2015 No.14070832 >>14070824 You can't tell me what to do. And it's gong to be phoenix.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:06:08 2015 No.14070833 >>14070829 But it's true, all men are in those games are sex symbols for lonely girls to draw porn of!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:06:09 2015 No.14070834 File: 894 KB, 1120x960, 14379534553434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14070824 >Leviathan Nothing can top Levia-san though!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:07:14 2015 No.14070835 >>14070824 I'm going to keep betting Cu Sith until KC finally does it. I'll be right eventually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:08:25 2015 No.14070836 >>14070824 What makes you say that? He's been kind of all over the place if you ask me. I can't tell what he's gonna do next.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:12:15 2015 No.14070837 Good night Anons. Be sure take care of your daughterus and don't burn down the thread, it'll attract moth girls and we know what happens when a bunch of them get together!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:14:41 2015 No.14070844 >>14070837 More daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:15:21 2015 No.14070845 >>14070844 Yep. Lots more daughterus. LOTS more daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:15:57 2015 No.14070847 >>14070837 >it'll attract moth girls and we know what happens when a bunch of them get together! Their mothman dust particles all catch fire and it ends in disaster? http://i.imgur.com/uSBEkse.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:21:46 2015 No.14070851 File: 66 KB, 700x700, 1403508441173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14070837 They summon Mothra? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfeC-w7SUbM

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:28:38 2015 No.14070856 File: 116 KB, 647x478, Ancient Egyptian fetishes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066596 >Crocodile pit Hey, back in Ancient Egypt that might not have been such a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:30:49 2015 No.14070861 >>14070856 Crocodile girls aren't so tough when you flip them onto their backs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:31:04 2015 No.14070863 >>14070829 Then when she finally gets a man after winning a spaghetti spilling match against a lizard, she pampers and spoils him and makes him dress in fancy clothes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:31:12 2015 No.14070864 >>14070856 You forget that throwing someone to the crocodiles was a favored Egyptian method of execution as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:32:16 2015 No.14070865 >>14070856 >Having sex with a crocodile girl >She locks her legs around you and starts rolling

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:33:59 2015 No.14070869 >>14070856 Egyptian MGs going at it with crocodiles, dogs, goats and apis bulls when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:34:12 2015 No.14070871 >>14070865 I want to ballroom dance with a crocodile girl as she spins gracefully.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:35:43 2015 No.14070872 >>14070869 Careful Anon, you might burn the thread down with that post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:38:55 2015 No.14070877 >>14070872 It's a guilty pleasure fetish. And I know at least one artist who'd...wait, no, he has a policy of only doing mythical creatures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:43:58 2015 No.14070888 File: 18 KB, 200x200, 1395766784833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14070869 >Beastiality I wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:45:22 2015 No.14070892 >>14069969 >Overly Lewd, pear shaped Arch Imp-Cheshire chimera Mother fucker! How would I reign in a fat bottomed faggot nekobus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:48:20 2015 No.14070898 >>14065585 That's not true. Snickers satisfies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:48:22 2015 No.14070899 >>14070869 >Hathor mounted by an apis bull when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:48:55 2015 No.14070900 >>14070892 You don't. Enjoy waking up with her ass in your face. I guess you could feel happy that her lewdness is completely focused on you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:50:41 2015 No.14070904 >>14070899 Hathor mounting an Apis bull to the next village communion when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:50:49 2015 No.14070905 >>14070899 Fucking never.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:56:42 2015 No.14070921 >>14070898 >Snickers satisfies! >have peanut allergy Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:57:52 2015 No.14070923 >>14070898 >Snickers satisfies! That guy from the other day needed one sorely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:05:41 2015 No.14070935 >>14070921 I understand that a little. I love the taste of mangoes, but I'm fucking allergic to them. Do you think monstergirls would understand allergies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:07:08 2015 No.14070938 >>14070935 I'd tell you to eat peaches or nectarines instead. They all taste pretty close since they're all related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:12:09 2015 No.14070946 >>14070938 >peaches or nectarines >Tasting anything like mango Naw mango

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:14:56 2015 No.14070955 >>14070938 >They all taste pretty close As a guy who likes white peaches, I hate mangos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:37:45 2015 No.14070998 >>14070856 >goats were used as a cure for nymphomaniacs Baphomet confirmed for best MG

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:46:06 2015 No.14071007 >>14070856 Hot. See this shit man? Humans have always been /d/ as fuck. I wonder what crock cock looks like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:48:04 2015 No.14071011 File: 174 KB, 376x461, 1398415786184.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071007 >I wonder what crock cock looks like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:50:09 2015 No.14071014 >>14071007 Reptiles have a hemipenis, not a true penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:52:18 2015 No.14071018 >>14071011 Nevermind I realized is was implying male on beast rather than beast on female. Which is lame where as the other is not. Fetishes, how do they work? >>14071014 All? I thought that was just snakes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:59:05 2015 No.14071028 File: 253 KB, 500x706, 2013-08-25-601936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >browsing sad panda >"nice a new monster girl doujin!" >open it up >it's some weird, homo monsterboy yaoi bullshit why? did this trigger anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:01:56 2015 No.14071033 I like the heavy-set tail, but I'm not a fan of all the piercings. http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ArbuzBudesh/371020/Lamia-priestess

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:04:14 2015 No.14071037 >>14071033 You're cutting it a little close there, bud.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:04:35 2015 No.14071039

>>14071033
>All of those piercings
>That face
Also, when I saw the word priestess, I thought we were going to get a lamia in preferably Egyptian priestess clothing.
But then I remembered it was a link to Hentaifoundry, and that I should've known better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:05:46 2015 No.14071041 File: 314 KB, 513x620, Lamia_RW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071033 Quick, have a different lamia to wash it down!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:08:13 2015 No.14071048 New MG imminent.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:09:52 2015 No.14071051

>>14071007
Pretty uninteresting overal. Now alligators, those guys are waddling around with permanently erect rape switchblades.

>>14071007
>hemipenes
That would be lizards and snakes. Crocodiles' intromittent organs are closer to mammalian ones in shape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:11:41 2015 No.14071056 Paging Plague of Gripes to this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:13:48 2015 No.14071063 >>14071028 Here anon, have a cute little fish girl to make up for it. http://exhentai.org/g/851221/301b8c13be/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:23:28 2015 No.14071084 File: 1018 KB, 1000x950, 140_11_19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okay, the dude's powering up. Place your bets. http://strawpoll.me/5440738

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:26:05 2015 No.14071087 >>14071084 Here's hoping for another lamia type like we don't have enough already. But a Phoenix wouldn't be too bad either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:30:07 2015 No.14071091 >>14071084 >Kobold >furry Fucking awful meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:31:34 2015 No.14071098 >>14071084 I want undead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:34:30 2015 No.14071102 >>14071091 Well, she's partial, and the 'fifty shades' should imply it's anything down that line. She's not a 'normal' girl either no matter how you look.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:37:38 2015 No.14071112
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>>14071084
I'm always on the train for demons, beastmen, lolis, and loli demon beastmen.
But to be perfectly honest, it sort of feels like we have enough of those. There is a good spread of Succubus races and a lot of werebeasts. A lot of everything really.
My wish is that he'd illustrate more worldbuilding using existing types to flesh them out rather than subdividing.
Not only are slice-of-life illustrations really cool, but showing alternate versions of monster races is good for community creation. They don't *all* look exactly like the one encyclopedia entry.
He has shown alt appearances for things like Inari, Dormouse, Succubus, and Tanuki so far, and in varied societal roles. I want more of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:38:17 2015 No.14071114 File: 114 KB, 378x500, Holstaur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071102 >She's not a 'normal' girl either no matter how you look. That's the whole point of monster girls you retard. Kobolds are no more furry than Holsts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:45:56 2015 No.14071136 File: 8 KB, 2000x1333, png.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a grue-girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:47:36 2015 No.14071141 >>14071136 >having sex with a grue by taking random actions in the dark for 300 turns

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:50:09 2015 No.14071149 >>14071098 Seconded anon. Seconded. >>14071112 Loli'd be nice. Ooooh, undead loli...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:52:16 2015 No.14071156 >>14071149 >Loli'd be nice. Bad anon. Tall busty Onee-sans a best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:53:21 2015 No.14071160 >>14071156 But we just GOT a tall busty onee-san! So now I say it's time the coin was flipped the other way around! Though granted, the previous Kobold was definitely more on the small side...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:56:54 2015 No.14071166 >>14071084 I almost want it to be Cu Sith just so we'd get over it. It could be an unfortunate waste of time otherwise, but now when he spurts them out every week, I honestly wouldn't care.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:58:23 2015 No.14071168 >>14071156 >busty a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:00:28 2015 No.14071172 >>14071156 Both are fine. Being sandwiched between a Baphomet and a Demon in bed would be wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:00:41 2015 No.14071173 >>14071168 Now anon, I like my petite girls as much as the next man, but don't go insulting big fat breasts. They have their uses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:01:14 2015 No.14071175 >>14071168 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:02:42 2015 No.14071178 >>14071168 My superior taste > Your shitty taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:08:22 2015 No.14071187 >>14071173 Paizuri. Though I'd argue that double-naizuri is just as, if not more effective. There's a better argument to be made for their applications in bath-play though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:13:28 2015 No.14071189 >>14071187 >double-naizuri >Anywhere as good as double paizuri.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:15:16 2015 No.14071190

>>14071187
Paizuri + naizuri combination is what a man should dream of.

Imagine a Yeti and a Wendigo trying to please a guy with their technique. The Yeti's breasts easily wrap around the guy's dick leaving the Wendigo to desperately press her chest against the Yeti's, trying her hardest to please the guy but unable to do so because of her friend's formidable mountains.

All the while the Yeti has an uncharacteristic look of smug self satisfaction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:15:40 2015 No.14071191 >>14071189 There's such a thing as too much of a "Good thing", and I'd argue that fits. At that point, too much boob. You'd barely even feel anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:16:50 2015 No.14071192 >>14071190 You are a man of vision.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:16:52 2015 No.14071193 >>14071191 >There's such a thing as too much of a "Good thing", and I'd argue that fits. At that point, too much boob. You'd barely even feel anything. Bullshit, bullshit bullshit. It would feel like rubbing your dick through dreams and clouds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:40:59 2015 No.14071228 >Cross is saving power... That was 2 hours ago, where's the new girl KC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:43:41 2015 No.14071233 >>14071228 He always takes about as much time.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:55:49 2015 No.14071260

>>14070354
>>14070363
>>14070388
>>14070393
>>14070397
>>14070409
>>14070447
Late as fuck but I have a scar on my torso from being stabbed, two scars on my leg from a broken leg and two operations, a scar on my head from an accident on a forest and a scar on my pelvis from another operation.

Beat that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:57:02 2015 No.14071263 >>14071260 What're you doing to yourself, dude?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:57:16 2015 No.14071264 >>14071260 I get scars on my brain from reading this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:04:08 2015 No.14071284 give me a lion or a phoenix. hell a samurai themed succubus would be nice too that crazy friend of mine still wants a hedgehog girl while another wants a badger. ...i might need new friends

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:04:47 2015 No.14071286 >>14071284 >more succubi nah

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:08:15 2015 No.14071296 >>14071286 After thinking about it you're right maybe later, like 20- 40 girls later

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:12:24 2015 No.14071313 File: 249 KB, 1165x685, oboro_muramasa___happy_new_year_by_fantchi-d70xz72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] there is no need to think for here we have foxes and drink

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:13:36 2015 No.14071317 Nothing would please me more right now than being jumped by all of MON at once. I hope they get an OVA episode or something, they're all waifu tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:14:15 2015 No.14071318 >>14071284 >a samurai themed succubus With armor like this? http://i.imgur.com/a91q3De.jpg >>14071313 >You will never drink alcohol from between a kitsune's breasts

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:17:56 2015 No.14071324 >>14071318 >http://i.imgur.com/a91q3De.jpg i would not be surprised if he did draw one that way. Great, now im thinking about "honourable sex" how did i even get to that point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:21:54 2015 No.14071333 File: 378 KB, 647x1200, 288_jiangshi_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:23:18 2015 No.14071335 File: 566 KB, 934x629, jiangshi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071333 And her book profile. Kinda disappointed, but oh well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:23:24 2015 No.14071336 >>14071333 FUCK YES! I love undead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:23:29 2015 No.14071337 >>14071333 We were just talking about this last week, based KC came through.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:23:55 2015 No.14071339 >>14071333 Look at those hips and that dress. Damn!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:24:34 2015 No.14071342 >>14071333 Wait seriously? holy cow too many people called it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:24:50 2015 No.14071343 >>14071333 Dem hips, doh. And that pale blue skin. Nice. Very nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:24:59 2015 No.14071344 >>14071333 >>14071335 YES! Finally! Another undead. It's been far too long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:25:04 2015 No.14071345 >>14071333 I want her to hop into my bed!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:25:34 2015 No.14071347 >>14071333 >>14071335 >That braid Bless you for KC that's my fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:25:55 2015 No.14071349 >>14071333 Wait, aren't those chinese? I suppose I got the mist continentgirl I wanted then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:26:43 2015 No.14071351 >>14071345 for the first time "we bounced like a pogo stick" will actually have a sexy meaning

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:26:51 2015 No.14071353 >>14071342 >holy cow too many people called it Since he's had a lot of these profiles laying around for a while I wouldn't be surprised if the EMG end card made him decide to move it to the front of the queue. He's quite a big fan.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:27:24 2015 No.14071356

>>14071333
Mist continent undead who inhabit graveyards, with a simple and aggressive personality
They have tough bodies with superhuman strength, that have become stiff due to rigor mortis. They're intelligent enough to use magic and such, but are driven by base impulses, akin to constantly starving zombies. They also have sharp, poisonous nails.
Apparently, as you fuck them, their movements become gradually less stiff and more "human". (lame) Their bodies also gradually become more sensitive during sex.
But they'll go stiff after a while again, so they like it when their husbands constantly slip their hands under their clothes and fondle and massage them. In this state, they're fairly docile, but when rigid, they become rape trains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:30:07 2015 No.14071362 >>14071318 Your right i will never drink alcohol from "A" kitsune's breasts. ill drink from 3

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:30:23 2015 No.14071363 >>14071356 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:30:30 2015 No.14071364 >>14071356 >Rape trains with magic ability and poison nails Run if you value your chastity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:31:28 2015 No.14071365 >>14071362 Slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:32:05 2015 No.14071368 >>14071356 Another reason why I want to be a caretaker for Undead Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:32:48 2015 No.14071373 >>14071364 I'd run towards them.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:34:00 2015 No.14071378

>>14071356
By the way, the tag on her forehead is a "Reincarnation Tag", that tethers her soul to her lifeless body. By absorbing nearby magical energies, the body is turned into a Jiang-Shi. Removing the tag from an already-revived Jiang-Shi doesn't cause any problems though. But changing the writing on her tag also changes the Jiang-Shi. You can enhance her physical strength or magical ability, or make her more lewd and obscene by writing dirty things on it. Or write your own name on it to make her hyper devoted.

She's the first fully customizable undead waifu!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:34:03 2015 No.14071379 >>14071333 Why is mist continent so based?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:38:31 2015 No.14071388 >>14071333 >>14071335 >more cosplay tier Yes!

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:39:01 2015 No.14071389

>>14071378
People called this too. I wonder if you could give her a fetish by altering the tag, like if you gave her a thing for being an exhibitionist and paraded her around naked, hopping around town with a dog collar. Then half way through changing the tag back to normal, causing her to get super embarrassed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:40:09 2015 No.14071390 >>14071389 But that's what wrapping fruit is for.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:40:58 2015 No.14071391

>>14071356
>their movements become gradually less stiff and more "human".
What is it with KC and de-monsterizing monster girls? What's the point of a Jiang-shi that stops hopping around after you fuck her? That's not a Jiang-shi, that's just a regular zombie dressed up as one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:41:48 2015 No.14071393 >>14071391 Arthritis Zombie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:41:58 2015 No.14071395 >>14071333 He's been hitting these profiles out of the fucking park lately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:43:56 2015 No.14071400 >>14071395 It's funny how KC actually produces better results when he doesn't try so damn hard to make something "unique". People just wanna see cute girls that are vaguely monstrous, not obscure horrors nobody's ever heard of.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:46:53 2015 No.14071405

>>14071391
Well it's more like for an hour or two after fucking her she'll move around normally for a bit with no problems but after that go back to being stiff. No man has the energy to dick his waifu 12+ times a day every day of the week so she's still going to be stiff a lot of the time.

At least that's how I'm going to interpret it, any other way would be retarded.
>>14071400
>People just wanna see cute girls that are vaguely monstrous
Mucus Toad was actually his most popular one in ages, Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned. I'll agree that Shoggoth and Mindflayer were maybe a step too far but there's nothing wrong with Soldier Beetle for example.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:47:28 2015 No.14071408 >>14071333 B A S E D

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:47:33 2015 No.14071409 File: 39 KB, 349x445, 492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071333 >tfw I was the one who called Jiang-shi zombie girl yesterday My wizard prophetic powers, they are awakening!

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:48:05 2015 No.14071410

>>14071405
>Well it's more like for an hour or two after fucking her she'll move around normally for a bit with no problems but after that go back to being stiff. No man has the energy to dick his waifu 12+ times a day every day of the week so she's still going to be stiff a lot of the time.
>At least that's how I'm going to interpret it, any other way would be retarded.
That's what all the fondling is for. They only go back to being stiff if neglected. Think Holstaur going feral.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:48:38 2015 No.14071412 >>14071409 So what do you think is next, Nostradamus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:48:56 2015 No.14071413 >>14071405 >I'll agree that Shoggoth and Mindflayer >Implying The only thing bad about those is Mindflayer turning you into a monster

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:49:57 2015 No.14071414 >>14071333 Fuckin KNEWIT. And it's not another fuckin loli. thanks, KC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:52:33 2015 No.14071423 >>14071405 >Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned Welp, there go all my good feelings. Wonderland monsters are some of my favorite ones. The only ones I like more are the mist continent girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:52:36 2015 No.14071424 File: 121 KB, 367x600, Matango.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you squeeze a spongy mushroom butt?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:52:39 2015 No.14071425

>>14071410
The profile even recommends regularly fondling her breasts and butt and playing with her intimate bits to keep them from going rigid again.
Also, while in "rigid" mode, their emotions are similarly "rigid". They only think about rape, and while raping you, they look down at you with indifference. Only after they begin turning soft do they start to display signs of pleasure, then passion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:52:54 2015 No.14071426 >>14071405 >Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned Thanks a fucking lot Japan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:53:39 2015 No.14071428 >>14071405 >Mucus Toad was actually his most popular one in ages, Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned. Why does Japan have such shit taste?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:55:23 2015 No.14071430

>>14071405
>Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned.
And so instead of more cuties like Dormouse and Mad Hatter, we got garbage like Tentacle and Lava Golem because shitty nips can't appreciate cute girls without monster parts plastered all over them.
Fucking why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:55:35 2015 No.14071431 File: 345 KB, 741x1200, 255_mad_hatter_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071424 Yes, yes I would.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:56:43 2015 No.14071433 >>14071430 Lava Golem a best shut up your whore mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:58:06 2015 No.14071437 >>14071430 >Hating Lava Golem Come on, man. That was uncalled for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:58:23 2015 No.14071440 File: 168 KB, 750x1206, 1427136289061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071430 >Hating Lava Golem You may want to get that shit taste checked out by a doctor.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:58:58 2015 No.14071443

>>14071426
>>14071428
>>14071430
Yeah man, fuck them for complaining about a multiple-month stretch of mentally deranged cosplayers in a monster girl encyclopedia!
I think people's main complaint when it comes to wonderland isn't some kind of monster quotient, but rather how their monster parts are specifically designed to look like clothes, rather than actual body parts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:59:00 2015 No.14071444 >>14071430 Tentacle is not so bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:00:04 2015 No.14071448 >>14071443 >monster parts are specifically designed to look like clothes But that's literally all of MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:01:56 2015 No.14071452 >>14071428 Fully agreed, though I can't help thinking of what an average Western artist would do out of MGE and realize we're not really in right to ask for everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:02:29 2015 No.14071453 >>14071448 You're full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:03:29 2015 No.14071458 >>14071426 >>14071428 >>14071430 >liking human girl >in a MONSTER GIRL encyclopedia If you want cute human girls you can watching whatever harem anime is ongoing at the moment Fags

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:04:42 2015 No.14071461 >>14071333 I'll make a transparent version when the next girl comes, I'm to fucking tired right now, no sleep is bad mighthappensooner if i remembers

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:04:46 2015 No.14071462 >>14071458 Not really trying there bud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:04:59 2015 No.14071464 File: 204 KB, 611x841, 1440095720519.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071458 >you can watching whatever harem anime is ongoing at the moment Doesn't sound like a bad idea, actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:05:13 2015 No.14071466 >>14071452 All we can do is hope that he keeps up the trend that Demon and Jiangshi are setting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:06:17 2015 No.14071467 >>14071430 >garbage like Tentacle and Lava Golem Nah, get the fuck outta here you cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:06:35 2015 No.14071468 >>14071333 >>14071335 I was actually thinking of a skeleton "upgrade".

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:06:43 2015 No.14071469

>>14071458
But nobody's talking about human girls here.
We just want more SLIGHTLY monstrous girls. You know, like the last two KC has produced now. Monstrous enough to be exotic, but not enough to be distracting from the human parts (which are still the main appeal).

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:07:04 2015 No.14071472 File: 1.90 MB, 316x213, 1401637334521.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071458 >"I love monstergirls" >"My favorite monstergirl is that one that looks exactly like a human but with with tiny angel wings on her back"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:07:31 2015 No.14071476 File: 530 KB, 884x1000, Lava Golem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071430 >hating best golem

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:08:51 2015 No.14071478 File: 39 KB, 569x576, 1410347625791.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so you,re telling me that I wont see a bandersnatch monster?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:09:10 2015 No.14071481 >>14071472 >ignoring personality >hating on angel girls Get out, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:11:42 2015 No.14071486 >>14071478 In the whole poem, you realize the Jabberwock IS the 'Bandersnatch.'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:13:03 2015 No.14071492 >>14071472 >more monstrous = better I bet you like Tomasu yeti more than KC's too.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:13:08 2015 No.14071493

>>14071425
>Bone jarring, impassive rape as she looks down on you coldly, staring through you like you were nothing to her, less riding you than merely slamming her hips against yours
>Her hips slip and roll, hitting a particular spot deep within her, and it's like the mask shatters.
>"Ah." A single, quiet gasp, but that's all it took
>She repeats the movement, her hips feeling more and more fluid as she grinds the head of your cock into her deepest parts and builds upon her own pleasure
>An arm slowly growing less rigid reaches out and cups your face and her expression softens into one of lust and then love
>The pace changes, the wet slapping turning into a cacophony of pleasured moans as she drops the frantic slamming in favor of a smoother rolling motion as she changes from merely breeding herself upon you to truly making love.
>Her hands reach down and grab at your own, and she pushes them into her breasts and hips
>Finally her gaze falls across your own, heart pupils reflected in her eyes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:13:46 2015 No.14071495 >>14071486 sometimes they are shown as two different things. but forgive me, i had forgotten about the poem

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:14:49 2015 No.14071498 File: 423 KB, 776x1200, Cupid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071472 >not liking this GOAT cutie

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:16:16 2015 No.14071501 >>14071495 Still, you make a good point. It would've been nice to see a Wonderland Beast. And JubJub birds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:18:17 2015 No.14071503 >>14071356 >They also have sharp, poisonous nails. So... she'd totally scratch your back up once she's in full-on passion mode, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:19:01 2015 No.14071505 >>14071478 No jubjub birds, no tweedle twins, no high oomukade, no fairy with toast for wings, no snap-dragonfly, no card soldier girl, and no flying rocking horse centaurs. All our dreams are dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:19:46 2015 No.14071506 File: 83 KB, 578x380, 1396466628110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071503 >tfw you came in her and she clawed the fuck out of your back

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:22:12 2015 No.14071510 >>14071478 Yes. this is the perfect time to ape out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:22:53 2015 No.14071513 >>14071333 It's pretty okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:25:18 2015 No.14071517 Was it confirmed KC just scrapped all further wonderland girls or did he just put them aside and stop releasing them at once? I'd like a source on that If so that''s sad, fuck Japan

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:26:21 2015 No.14071520 File: 874 KB, 3508x2480, lXlFy9C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everybody needs a hobby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:29:09 2015 No.14071523 >>14071517 Looking at Jabberwock, they were probably all going to be garbage anyway, because KC just had to give in to the "muh monster parts" whiners.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:30:09 2015 No.14071525

>>14071469
>slightly monstrous
>one is a human girl in chinese dress
>other is a human girl who rules fairies
Cool story, bro

To be slightly monstrous they should at least have fluffy ears, tails, wings, horns. Or at least two of these features
Demon was slightly monstrous. Those 2 are humans

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:31:38 2015 No.14071527 >>14071520 If a monster girl's hobby isn't DICK then she ain't worth your time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:32:31 2015 No.14071529 >>14071523 The fuck you say about jabberwocks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:32:47 2015 No.14071530 File: 2.74 MB, 500x333, 1409587267697.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071464 >watching EMG

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:33:25 2015 No.14071531 File: 129 KB, 554x638, 1441141990860.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071523 >Looking at Jabberwock, they were probably all going to be garbage anyway Someone actually typed this sentence and thought it was reasonable. Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:33:31 2015 No.14071532 >>14071530 In all fairness, the anime is just a goldmine for more monstergirl pics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:43:22 2015 No.14071549 I don't get it, Wonderland was boring as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:45:50 2015 No.14071550 >>14071549 Jabberwock, Mad Hatter, and March hare were all good so some people wanted to see more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:47:01 2015 No.14071552 >>14071550 >Jabberwock The only one people know care or talk about.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:47:09 2015 No.14071553
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>>14071532
It really is. It helps that they're all either cute or sexy and the show can be lewd as hell
>Darling being forced to breastfeed the growth nutrients from the Dryad to stop her rampage

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:47:48 2015 No.14071554 >>14071552 People talk about memecat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:48:57 2015 No.14071558 >>14071549 Exactly, some fags just want regular human girls for some reason The only interesting things in Wonderland are Jabber and the whole crazy setting >>14071552 Futacat is muuuuch more widespread

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:50:17 2015 No.14071562 >>14071554 >>14071558 Oh. Yeah I forgot her. She kinda became her own thing, didn't she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:51:25 2015 No.14071564 >>14071562 For some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:53:18 2015 No.14071565 >>14071562 Cheshires are still alright in my book. Clare is...well, to put it simply, not canon.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:54:41 2015 No.14071566

Jabberwock and Chesire were both great, and we probably would've had plenty more great Wonderland girls that now we'll never ever get to see.

>Bandersnatch
>Borrowgroves
>Card Soldiers
>Caterpillar
>Dodo
>Jubjub Bird
>Mock Turtle
>Rocking-Fly-Horse
>Tweedledee/Tweedledum

And now, all those girls will be lost forever. Like tears in the rain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:54:53 2015 No.14071567 >>14071525 >implying Fairy wings and undead pale skin. More than enough to remind you that what you're fucking isn't human, but not enough to detract from the beauty of their female bodies. Name one thing that's wrong with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:55:53 2015 No.14071570 >>14071550 March Hare was shit. >fluffy legs are actually pants >rabbit ears are fake

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:57:17 2015 No.14071573 >>14071567 Besides, fairies and jiangshi are pretty established concepts. If you made them any more monstrous they'd stop being what they are. Object to their profiles however you want, but their designs are perfectly fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:58:23 2015 No.14071574 >>14071552 Such is the fate of the vast majority of MGs MGE has something like 180~ girls. 15~ of them are mentioned regularly, 15 mentioned rarely, other1 50 are never ever get any mention except their debut week

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 08:59:09 2015 No.14071575

>>14071570
Now you're reduced to straight up lying now? Nothing implies her fluffy legs or ears are fake, you're pulling shit out of your ass.

>For that reason, those who become their husbands will end up spending most of their days having lewd exchanges, verbally and physically. From the top of their rabbit ears, to the tips of their toes, the hare's body will be crazy for their husband, and once a man gets a taste of it, it very easily makes him become sex-crazed, or rather, wife-crazed.
>From the top of their rabbit ears

>>14071574
173 as of Jiangshi

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:02:49 2015 No.14071581 >>14071575 They may not actually be fake, but they're designed to look that way. Same with her leg fur that kind of folds away to reveal human thighs.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:04:50 2015 No.14071585
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>>14071405
>Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned
I'm glad they got what they wanted. I'm happy for them. Nice Japan got that monsterous Monster Girl they've been wanting. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:07:48 2015 No.14071591 >>14071585 Is she even popular there?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:08:14 2015 No.14071592 >>14071585 That's just begging for a cigar to be shopped in there. It's times like these when I miss Snoop Anon, that Anubis edit in particular was hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:09:34 2015 No.14071595 >>14071585 Cait sith is only monster I 100% hate

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:11:37 2015 No.14071598 >>14070136 >Meanwhile Cerea who trained her whole life ends up looking worse than Yamcha

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:12:11 2015 No.14071599

>>14071591
She currently has 11 writings of her on KC's site, and plenty of fan art and porn out there of her, more than most. So yes, I'd say she is.

And people here have the audacity to say "The Japanese furry fan base isn't as cancerous! They just want to get your Monster Girl artists to draw just furry, is that so bad?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:13:16 2015 No.14071601 >>14071585 Cait is well-received in the japan though. Jap furries are not terminal state autists like western, so they don't have blinding uncontrable rage against Cait

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:24:22 2015 No.14071615 >>14071333 It's just what I was hoping for! And that fucking huge ass braid. Why is the Mist Continent so great?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:26:32 2015 No.14071620 >>14071599 >Japan >That's a cute cat girl, I want to fuck it >America >On every level except physical I am a wolf, here's my $2000 fur suit to prove it, awoo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:28:43 2015 No.14071623 guy think of it it this way. it could be worse, he could have gone full praxis on us

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:28:52 2015 No.14071624 I want to surprise a cockney Cheshire with anal!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:30:20 2015 No.14071627 >>14071620 Pretty much

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:32:49 2015 No.14071632

>>14071620
Why do I give a shit how tame they are, the fact of the matter is their bitching is what caused us to never have Wonderland girls ever again and for KC to cut the other girls he had planned. Their bitching has already negatively impacted something, that built on the fact that Cait Sith's popularity means it's not unreasonable to suspect we'll get more furry girls (Which we know at least Cu Sith is coming.)

I don't give two shits how "At least they're not as bad as Western furries!" As far as I'm concerned their autism has already screwed MGE over, and will probably do it again in the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:33:20 2015 No.14071633 File: 1.95 MB, 460x258, 8b765dab3390edb9382a46e00e25bb38.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post a better underboob Protip: You can't

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:39:12 2015 No.14071645 >>14071632 Hoo-fucking-rah!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:41:59 2015 No.14071651 >>14071190 That's not a combination, That's just a Yeti being a cunt to a Wendigo.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:45:03 2015 No.14071658

>>14071632
>every now and then we get some furry shit like Cait Sith and Kobold
>95% of girls are still cosplay cuties
Why are you getting your knickers in a twist
The average Okayado girl is still more monstrous than almost anything in MGE and Okayado designs for the lowest common denominator

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:47:11 2015 No.14071663 >>14071632 I hate Cait and I think Wonderland was pure shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:47:29 2015 No.14071665 >>14071658 >Why are you getting your knickers in a twist >Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:52:35 2015 No.14071675 >>14071430 Fuck you, buddy, both are perfectly cute. Lava Golem's slime bosom is a fucking miracle.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:52:41 2015 No.14071677

>>14071665
Their autism has an actual impact on what KC makes. No matter how autistic we act, KC will never change MGE because of it, and we never have to worry about him seeing Futacat or Anubicuck shit and adding canon Futa of Cuck girls. The same can't be said for them because their autism actually has an influence on KC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:53:10 2015 No.14071678 >>14071658 >still calling kobold furry Seriously, fuck off with this shitty meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:54:28 2015 No.14071680 >>14071677 >Cuck girls You know Bicorn and Beelzebub exist, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:55:40 2015 No.14071683 >>14071651 >Yuki freezes house over >Yeti comes in with hugs >Wendigo too small and shy for paizuri >Yeti wins with her snuggle lumps Yetis are out of control, they can't be stopped!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:55:43 2015 No.14071684 >>14071680 Cuck=/=Harems I don't even like harems and I know this. And besides even if it wasn't harem, it'd be cuckquen, not cuck. So you're still wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:57:07 2015 No.14071688 >>14071678 But she is furry. A monster girl would only have fur up to her knees or so to leave the thighs exposed. Kobold has digitigrade furry legs and a furry crotch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:57:48 2015 No.14071689 >>14071623 the fuck is praxis? and how is it worse?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:58:44 2015 No.14071690 File: 135 KB, 420x600, Minotaur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071688 Stop trying to invade my hobby with your bullshit furfag, she will knock you the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:59:33 2015 No.14071692 >>14071688 Holstaurs thighs are also furry Is she a furry?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:59:56 2015 No.14071693 >>14071690 I love those abs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:00:30 2015 No.14071697 >>14071658 >furry shit like Kobold Your bait is slate and was shit even when it was fresh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:02:02 2015 No.14071700 File: 175 KB, 800x600, Khorna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071690 >>14071693 The real question is...Do you enjoy Strawberry Milk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:02:38 2015 No.14071702 >>14071690 I want to grate cheese on those abs.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:03:46 2015 No.14071704

>>14071658
I don't give a single shit about whatever furry KC has to push out. I'm pissed because the possible Wonderland girls were cancelled because of their bitching. They can rub their tiny yellow dicks to pictures of cats all they want, but when they stop content I like from being made I'm going to get pissed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:03:47 2015 No.14071705 >>14071689 Just walk away from this one, Anon. Trust me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:04:47 2015 No.14071707 >>14071689 trust me, you don't want to know thread don't tell him, you guys shouldn't have told me but you did and and now im telling you anon. you dont want to know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:07:21 2015 No.14071713 >>14071704 Calm down, we don't know if he will do them eventually, hell, maybe they will be in those possible 500 MGs that he says he wants to reach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:08:06 2015 No.14071717 >>14071704 >KC has to cater to me and me only nice meme

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:08:12 2015 No.14071718

>>14071658
>>14071704
>>14071665
>TFW no more Wonderland, and this will kill any chance of KC even touching Oz
I'm surprised he even bothered adding Shoggoth at least.

Just a shame we'll never get a Bandersnatch though. Apparently she was "monsterous like Jabberwock", and Jabberwock came out amazing. Bandersnatch could've been great too, but now we'll never know. Thanks Japan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:08:14 2015 No.14071719 >>14071665 >Japan hated cosplay tier wonderland girls so much he had to cancel the extra ones he had planned So where are the citations for this anyway?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:10:19 2015 No.14071720 >>14071689 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praxis_porphyretica

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:10:58 2015 No.14071722 >>14071705 but i want to know and going all harry potter on me is only making me curious

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:11:19 2015 No.14071723 >>14071705 >>14071707 No seriously, what is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:12:11 2015 No.14071724 >>14071333 Not as good as the Shoggoth, but better than the last few.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:13:17 2015 No.14071726 >>14071720 Nice one, well played sir.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:16:03 2015 No.14071729

>>14071713
I'm okay now, just need to get that anger out. I hope you're right about though. I just hate when content makers back out on making something because of dumb reasons like some people not liking it. I believe that you shouldn't let people stop you from making something that you like. Well, except if it's illegal, also you shouldn't flaunt it around just to piss people off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:16:06 2015 No.14071730 File: 92 KB, 433x551, 1416604481024.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071704 >when they stop content I like from being made I'm going to get pissed. Is this a joke? Please tell me it's a satire

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:16:25 2015 No.14071732 >>14071722 >>14071723 curiosity murdered the werecat anons, drop it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:17:31 2015 No.14071733 >>14071730 Not even him but that makes sense, don't tell me you've never been pissed because something you like got fucked over See: Mega Man fans. LEGENDS 3 NEVER EVER

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:17:58 2015 No.14071735 >>14071729 that reminded me of that petition some guy put out to change the ending of naruto

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:18:59 2015 No.14071739 >>14071717 He doesn't have to cater to me, I'm just saying he shouldn't back out on something just because someone gets pissy about his work. I lose a lot of respect for content makers that let themselves get pushed around by their fanbase.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:20:52 2015 No.14071743

Knowing our luck, if KC ever decided to start making Lovecraft girls, Japan would complain about them being too monsterous or being based on filthy gaijin material and not good homeland ones like the Karakasa-Obake or Akaname and KC would decide to never make Lovecraft girls ever again

I don't think my heart could take that if KC ever did that

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:21:05 2015 No.14071744 >>14071732 Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:21:48 2015 No.14071745 >>14071729 If KC only drew what he liked it'd just be Succubus Girl Encyclopedia (and Baphomet)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:22:26 2015 No.14071746 >>14071689 A poorly thought out western alternative to MGE. That even KC's world building and writing surpasses it should tell you about its quality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:23:58 2015 No.14071749 >>14071690 >>14071692 Holstaur/Minotaur's fur is just there so they don't run around with their pussies bare. When it's time to have sex the fur around their vagina and inner thighs disappears. Not so with Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:24:31 2015 No.14071750 >>14071743 MGE has far more stuff based on generic western fantasy aesthetics than Asian, or even more specifically Japanese and they don't give a fuck. Take your doomsaying and go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:25:41 2015 No.14071754 >>14071749 >Holstaur/Minotaur's fur is just there so they don't run around with their pussies bare. But other monstergirls have exposed cunts in the art that are only hidden by the pose their making or a prop/tail being in the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:26:09 2015 No.14071755 >>14071746 If you can consider EMG the pepsi to MGE's coke classic, then praxis is the cheap supermarket sugar free brand you give to kids who dont know better

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:26:21 2015 No.14071758 File: 217 KB, 695x695, smug inkling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071749 >implied indications of implications

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:26:44 2015 No.14071760 >>14071749 >When it's time to have sex the fur around their vagina and inner thighs disappears The fuck you are talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:27:12 2015 No.14071761 >>14071755 That bad? Does it have monsterboys too?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:28:41 2015 No.14071764

>>14071750
>MGE has far more stuff based on generic fantasy RPG aesthetics
Fixed that for you.

>Take your doomsaying and go.
If they can get the Wonderland girls cut, anything can be next to be cut. I hope Japan loves the Chromatic Dragons and Lovecraft.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:28:52 2015 No.14071767

>>14071760
>he doesn't know
MAMONO MANA makes monster stuff that would "get in the way" during sex disappear.
So if they have fur on their tits or crotch, that goes away.
If fanfics are any indication it applies to limbs as well, with them transforming into human ones if they're going to be used for sex in some fashion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:30:00 2015 No.14071769 >>14071760 Probably that part in one of the books (or maybe the Q&A?) where it's mentioned how fur/scales shown in the profile art covering naughty bits recedes when it's time for sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:30:30 2015 No.14071770 "Wonderland was a mistake" - KC

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:31:18 2015 No.14071774 >>14071767 Wait so Japan wants more monstrous monsters, but when you fuck them they pretty much become a human girl. What's the fucking point of that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:33:07 2015 No.14071778 >>14071774 >so Japan wants more monstrous monsters A vocal minority does. >but when you fuck them they pretty much become a human girl That's like the entire point of MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:33:17 2015 No.14071780 >>14071767 >>14071769 So why exactly it's "not so with Kobold"? Though it's pretty fucking stupid in the first place

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:34:16 2015 No.14071781
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>>14071774
The same reason Japanese femdom doujins have the self insert take control and become dominant in the middle of the doujin

Because Japanese people have really fucking bad tastes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:34:29 2015 No.14071783 >>14071780 Because her entire lower body is covered in thick fur, just the spot around her crotch suddenly going bare would look really dumb.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:35:53 2015 No.14071785

>>14071764
You haven't fixed shit, just omitted a part to make it seem like your dumb statement somehow has a leg to stand on.

Even if >>14071405 is not talking complete horse shit and more Wonderland girls were actually planned, the list got cut short because of the design, not the cultural/geographical origin of the material that provided the inspiration for them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:36:17 2015 No.14071787 File: 319 KB, 676x502, she sees your bait.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071783 D- now cut the Kobold witchhunt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:37:02 2015 No.14071790 >>14071778 >muh vocal minority!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:37:31 2015 No.14071791 >>14071783 >her crotch suddenly going bare would look really dumb. Just as dumb as Holstaur's fur disappearing If KC said it's disappears with mamono mana, it will disappear for all girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:41:48 2015 No.14071801 >>14071774 Because you're supposed to like the girl, not the monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:43:32 2015 No.14071807 >>14071780 Nothing, her fur could disappear right down to above the knees like multiple girls with big meaty paws have by default and there would be no difference in the thighs and crotch area compared to the plantigrade girls.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:44:44 2015 No.14071815

>>14071785
>You haven't fixed shit, just omitted a part to make it seem like your dumb statement somehow has a leg to stand on.
No, it's that monsters like Succubi, Slime, and shit are more associated with Japanese RPG tropes to them then Western Fantasy.

>Even if >>14071405 is not talking complete horse shit and more Wonderland girls were actually planned, the list got cut short because of the design
No, because of nips complaining.

>not the cultural/geographical origin of the material that provided the inspiration for them.
That part was really just a joke, please learn to pick up on those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:46:23 2015 No.14071818 Why do you even have such a problem with the whole "disappearing monster bits" thing? Monster parts are basically akin to clothing for MGE girls anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:46:29 2015 No.14071819 File: 120 KB, 290x250, Ureonggaksi_zps7916ddf6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071761 no monster boy's but the creator makes things like this and will bombard people with his setting and how it and his girls are "better" then the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:47:45 2015 No.14071823 >>14071764 Lovecraft girls were a shit though I would gladly get them cut

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:49:23 2015 No.14071828 >>14071823 What's your favorite theme of Monster Girls, whatever it is I hope KC cuts them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:50:14 2015 No.14071829 >>14071819 FUCKINGMOSS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:50:48 2015 No.14071831 >>14071828 Angels

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:52:00 2015 No.14071834 >>14071831 I hope KC cuts the angels and never tries to do any of the really cool angels from The Bible then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:53:54 2015 No.14071842 File: 437 KB, 728x684, 1426523134890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071823 Lolis So knowing KC's fetishes, I'm safe

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:54:55 2015 No.14071844 >>14071842 Meant for >>14071828

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:55:04 2015 No.14071845
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>>14071819
His art is abysmal compared to MGE's too.
I know MGE started out looking no better than this but wow has KC put some effort in to improve over the years. I wish he updated all the old profile pics though - old Echidna especially looked terrible back then but if his random artwork of her is anything to go by she'd look incredible today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:56:17 2015 No.14071850 >japs dislike something again >Kenkou commits sudoku

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:57:10 2015 No.14071854 >TFW now we have to worry about KC cutting Monster Girls and entire themes >People are going to keep wishing Monster Girls the other person likes will never get made >KC eventually decides to just fucking cancel MGE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:58:00 2015 No.14071856 >>14071845 It also hurts as the Echidna is one of my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:59:38 2015 No.14071860 >>14071854 Just as planned

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:00:23 2015 No.14071864 >>14071854 >KC eventually decides to just fucking cancel MGE That would probably be one of the better things that could happen to MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:00:42 2015 No.14071865 >>14071860 >not >Just according to keikaku

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:01:03 2015 No.14071867 >>14071845 I know. some of the profiles for MGE can get a little dumb and the art somewhat dull, but its gold with bit of diamond stuck in compared to this guys forum eating monstrosity

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:01:32 2015 No.14071870

>>14071850
The funny is when the English fanbase caused an uproar, KC immediately bitch slapped them and put them in their place

But when the Japanese get triggered, KC was willing to cut entire Monster Girls just to appease them.

Why are Japanese people like this?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:02:03 2015 No.14071874

>>14071842
>KC's love of lolis
In the setting the only monster on the level of the Demon Lord are the Lilims.
But for some reason the best fuck of all is meant to be the Baphomet. Why? Lilims would surely be the ultimate sexual experience due to being succubi gods. If KC wanted his loli fetish sated and to keep some form of consistency then he could at least say the Queen of Hearts was the most sexually capable Lilim or something.

On the subject of Lilims I want him to draw more of them. Yeah, Mari is great but I want to see more official ones. We've only seen the generic unnamed profile one, Deruella and a brief sketch of the QoH so far. Also, Deruella is the fourth child of the DL, there are three older and presumably more powerful than her...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:03:22 2015 No.14071876 >>14071870 the english uproar was a exchange of fuck you's while the japan one is a group simply saying "we dont like it"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:04:03 2015 No.14071877 >>14071870 >English fanbase caused an uproar It wasn't uproar, it was guro pics and death threats spam

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:04:23 2015 No.14071878 >>14071874 KC needs to draw more succubi in general.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:06:17 2015 No.14071879

>>14071856
They are nice, it's too bad they're rarely featured in writefagging. I think my favourite so far was the one in Lantern's first story. He had the motherly and caring thing completely down, but still had her trying to push strange and somewhat worrying monster morality on the MC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:07:45 2015 No.14071884 >>14071879 i need a good read, got a link for that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:08:21 2015 No.14071888 >>14071874 >sketch of the QoH so far Nani? Or was it that loli pic along with the alp lilim one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:08:30 2015 No.14071889 I gope KC decides to cut all Monster Girls and just make Alps and Amazons. That's all scumbags like you guys deserve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:08:48 2015 No.14071891 >>14071829 i dont get it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:09:53 2015 No.14071892 >>14071870 Maybe because the Japs expressed their dissatisfaction in a way that didn't involve harassing the artist and others connected to him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:10:24 2015 No.14071895 >>14071889 Fuck off Post something new

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:10:47 2015 No.14071897 File: 107 KB, 600x436, life-has-many-doors.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://i.imgur.com/hrXbh5f.png Well, this is MG related. Feel free to sperg at me if I shouldn't post it here. Now that I finished this the Lich's next

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:11:17 2015 No.14071900 >>14071876 >>14071877 >>14071892 So if we all collectively wrote a nice letter saying we don't like furry, do you think he'll cut Cu Sith and we won't have to worry about any future furry girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:11:20 2015 No.14071901 >>14071891 one of the monsters from praxis was some sort of moss thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:12:42 2015 No.14071903 >>14071897 's pretty nice Succubi are boring though but still, very nice job

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:12:43 2015 No.14071904 >>14071897 It's fine. The girl is shit, but the art itself is alright. Also, more paizuri is usually a good thing. Usually. There was that one time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:13:02 2015 No.14071905 >>14071897 Why would anyone sperg over this? Can't care for Quest girls, but nice work.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:13:07 2015 No.14071906

>>14069969
>Kuudere, Pear Shaped, Soldier Beetle, Heiress

>Normal Personality, Muscular, Thunderbird
>Genki, Oppai Loli, Barometz
>Lewd, Hourglass Shaped, Girtablilu
>Clingy, Normal Body Type, Arch Imp

Why do I get Kuuderes? Not that I mind, but my rolls for the main MGs (If the quirk calls for multiple) mostly wind up getting them as the personality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:13:27 2015 No.14071907 >>14071900 Japs shit on gaijin's opinion. Japanese fanbase likes Cait and it's the only thing that matters

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:13:28 2015 No.14071908

>>14071870
MGU was the bastard child of Tumblr and the worst of /tg/ during that incident. The constant death threats and harassment didn't help.
Japan's MGE community gets upset on a regular basis, but they're rarely that autistic about it. That, and KC has a much easier time communicating with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:14:05 2015 No.14071913 >>14071889 I want to marry a perflat Amazon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:14:15 2015 No.14071914 >>14071900 Unlikely. He probably doesn't even know of this place and even of he does it's just one of the communities that sprung up around the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:14:24 2015 No.14071915 >>14071755 >MGE is coke >EMG is pepsi >Praxis cheap no-brand stuff then what is MGQ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:15:09 2015 No.14071918 File: 722 KB, 2560x2560, 2a4accebdecd0020438935b21ab1f225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071633 there, easy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:15:15 2015 No.14071919 >>14071903 >>14071904 Thanks also yes alma elma is a horrible cunt >>14071905 I don't know, but I like to play safe

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:15:50 2015 No.14071920 >>14071903 >Succubi are boring though kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:16:20 2015 No.14071922 >>14071897 I can dig it. Poor guy's gonna get his soul sucked out through his urethra though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:16:41 2015 No.14071924 >>14071915 It's a game so it's completely different Beer, I guess?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:17:05 2015 No.14071926 File: 692 KB, 576x324, muromi flashes signs.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider Monmusu singers. Which Ojou would you Attitude? Would you cum in your hand and try to shake hands with a pure Paladin idol?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:17:46 2015 No.14071928 File: 161 KB, 499x499, 252085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071915

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:18:18 2015 No.14071932 >>14071922 Based on how she behaves in the game, she'll most likely fuck him to death. At least it's a hot death

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:18:19 2015 No.14071933 >>14071901 i don't have the strength to care about looking that up, so ill take your word for it sir

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:19:08 2015 No.14071936 I want to infiltrate the Japanese fanbase and get them to complain about the lack of "diversity", as well as lack of Monster Boys and Dickgirls!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:19:42 2015 No.14071940 File: 106 KB, 850x562, 1422172008786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >lewd manticore twins forcefully Vagining their father That shit was fucking great Who wrote it and why it's not on wordpress? More when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:20:29 2015 No.14071941 >>14071907 He doesn't shit on westerner's opinions though, he can't directly communicate with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:20:55 2015 No.14071944 >>14071936 YOU FOOL! YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:22:18 2015 No.14071947 >>14071874 Baphomet is his waifu, so she's to be the best at everything. >brief sketch of the QoH so far You're thinking of those corrupted Shinrabanshou characters. Queen of Hearts only has a brief description going for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:22:57 2015 No.14071949 File: 1.09 MB, 850x1062, 1394390893518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wurm's IQ is the infinite space from here to the Moon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:23:03 2015 No.14071950 >>14071915 One of those weird cocktails at a bar that taste nice but removes your kidneys

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:25:05 2015 No.14071955 >>14071936 If we all pretended to be Japanese fans we could probably talk KC into never making another Loli again Let's do it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:25:51 2015 No.14071956 >>14071955 Can't we just convince him to make chromatic Dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:26:19 2015 No.14071958 >>14071956 We can't use our powers to create, only to cut

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:26:56 2015 No.14071960 >>14071941 >gaijins who don't give him a single shekel say X is shit and he shouldn't do it anymore >japs who give him all already scarce amount of shekels tell him X is good and he should do more What do you think he will do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:27:47 2015 No.14071961 >>14071958 Then we could cut the rough diamond that is vanilla Dragon and get the most worth out of it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:27:52 2015 No.14071963 >>14071936 >>14071955 And this is the difference between the Japanese and western fans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:28:54 2015 No.14071966 >>14071963 Hey they started it cutting Wonderland

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:29:03 2015 No.14071967 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x800, smugs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071955 >KC >cutting loli Never ever normie faggot, he would rather drop MGE than cut lolis

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:30:08 2015 No.14071972 >>14071967 >he would rather drop MGE than cut lolis That's an acceptable outcome too

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:30:35 2015 No.14071974 >>14071755 ill have you know that store brand stuff can tase nice at times. so this praxis cant be all bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:30:49 2015 No.14071975 >>14071955 >talk a Japanese artist into never making another loli again You funny guy, I'll have the Matangos rape you last.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:31:32 2015 No.14071977 >>14071967 I want to see my waifu become more and more smug as I keep pounding myself into her after several orgasms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:32:30 2015 No.14071982 >>14071977 Does this include cumflation? Because seeing a monster girl trying to remain smug through that would be impressive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:33:42 2015 No.14071983 >>14071982 My waifu isn't small enought to be inflated, but a smug cum balloon Fairy or Doll would be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:34:59 2015 No.14071985 >>14071983 Manticore venom. Let's you cumflate everything from a fairy, to a wurm, to a minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:35:30 2015 No.14071987 File: 593 KB, 964x714, 1392241214358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071982 >pump a monster girl so full of cum, fertilization is all but assured >not smug as fuck as she pats her bloated belly and asks what you should name the child

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:35:43 2015 No.14071988 File: 40 KB, 256x256, Harpy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just got done playing Tobihime and want more nice monster girl sprite stuff. Any recommendations?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:35:52 2015 No.14071990 >>14071955 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:38:16 2015 No.14071991 >>14071987 Guess I'd just need to throw some mothman dust into the mix and tell her to enjoy trying to get around with octuplets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:38:26 2015 No.14071992 >>14071985 Taking another girl's venom seems kinda like NTR.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:40:59 2015 No.14071996 >>14071967 >he would rather drop MGE than cut lolis No more pedoshit from him either way, so I don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:41:28 2015 No.14071998 File: 467 KB, 1200x800, 1427184837571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071987 >Oh, dahling~ >Could you even live without me anymore?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:44:45 2015 No.14072007

>>14071991
>you can barely limp the next day
>she takes a liking to the balls to the wall fervent baby making sex, starts using mothman dust regularly
>all though the pregnancy she coyly teases about you ruining her figure
>kids are born
>mommy tells them lewd bedtime stories about daddy pounding her like a beast and making her so bloated she couldn't move

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:45:18 2015 No.14072011 >>14071992 They probably sell that stuff for money so it's just another gift or good you could sell. Although some madmen may mix it with a raging mushroom for a more intense cumflation experience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:46:18 2015 No.14072017 >>14071992 Slimes even sell parts of themselves, so unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:46:55 2015 No.14072020 >>14072007 >Implying I wouldn't just keep doing it so they have to ask me why mommy looks so bloated all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:47:26 2015 No.14072021 >>14071998 Would look better with a human lower body imo. Never understood what people like about lamias.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:48:54 2015 No.14072025 >>14072021 Massive, enveloping hugs. Also I want to see a Lamia ahegao with her entire body from her cloaca to womb cumflated and lying in a puddle of cum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:50:37 2015 No.14072029 >>14072020 >monster girls' greatest joy is bearing their husband's children >have her constantly carry the crystallization of your love Not seeing what she shouldn't be smug as fuck about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:51:32 2015 No.14072034 >>14072025 >Massive, enveloping hugs. It's not really a hug if it's from a fucking snake. You just have a scaly flesh tube wrapped around you. There's nothing intimate-feeling about that. It doesn't feel like the touch of a loved one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:52:42 2015 No.14072037 >>14072034 >her upper body and abdomen on yours >her tail wrapped around both of you, pressing you into her What's not intimate about this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:53:08 2015 No.14072038 File: 77 KB, 256x256, haohispritetest.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071988 Recommendations for?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:53:35 2015 No.14072041
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Welp, seems the writefags are becoming less and less active
So anyone knows good MG stories in unusual places? (not our thread, wordpress, MGU, MGR, TFT)

I found this Kikimora thing and it's pretty much the best Kikimora story. At least until page 4, then it turns into BATTLE WIZARD MAID KIKIMORA and FSN-tier last fight against Gilgamesh-y villain. Not awful and still amusing but nothing spectacular either
https://www.literotica.com/s/the-kikimora
It's not tagged as MGE but it's a Kikimora spirit who is devoted maid, has floppy wolf ears, feathery fluffy tail and gets power by dicking, so it's pretty obvious what it is.
Smut scenes are also pretty good

And also this harpy story
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2760794?view_adult=true
It's probably doesn't have anything to do with MGE but it's good

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:54:06 2015 No.14072043

>>14072029
Lack of movement, clothes not fitting, the fact that her hormones are permanently in flux now, leaving her horny and agitated while I'm not home.

Although this does make me wonder if this would lead to neighborhood wars as wives try to one up each other by having more kids than each other.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:54:53 2015 No.14072044 >>14072037 This. There may not really be anything appealing about the tail itself, but lamia cuddles are basically like snuggling with a girl inside a sleeping bag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:56:00 2015 No.14072045 >>14072044 But I prefer tight intimate cuddles that also involve legs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:56:33 2015 No.14072050 >>14072044 And even better, the sleeping bag _is her_

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:56:47 2015 No.14072052 File: 95 KB, 216x211, 1427950052029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14071996 >not liking glorious lolis Kek Fucking normies when will they learn

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:57:00 2015 No.14072054 Crawling Chaos profile when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:57:34 2015 No.14072057 >>14071920 Here, lemme say it one more time, just for you SUCCUBU ARE SHIIIIIT

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:57:38 2015 No.14072058 >>14072054 Needs gray hair and an ahoge

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:58:28 2015 No.14072059 >>14072052 REEEEEE :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:59:10 2015 No.14072062 >>14072058 Needs you-know-who to writefag about her on day one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:59:11 2015 No.14072063 >>14072041 im only less active beacuse my laptop is my own archenemy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:59:37 2015 No.14072065 >>14072041 >seems the writefags are becoming less and less active ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:00:02 2015 No.14072067 I want to impregnate a kobold with so many puppies that she can barely move! Ten puppy minimum!

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:00:13 2015 No.14072068

>>14072050
>the sleeping bag _is her_
Eh, as I said I don't really care about the tail itself. It's more about our upper bodies just being tightly forced together.
Though I think I'd prefer a monster girl who could do such a thing but that also has legs. Something like Sandworm but not all slimy and fleshy and gross.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:00:59 2015 No.14072069 >>14072068 A bat girl or a demon or angel with big wings would be great, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:01:27 2015 No.14072071 >>14072041 >>14072065 Studying is hard work, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:01:59 2015 No.14072074 >>14072041 I was working on a story, but then the college semester started and demanded that I write lab reports instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:02:12 2015 No.14072076 >>14072069 Oh, that works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:02:16 2015 No.14072077 >>14072068 It's romantic that every inch of your skin touch each other.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:02:28 2015 No.14072078 >>14072062 >you-know-who Hmm. Who is it that writes about abominable creatures from beyond this world?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:02:51 2015 No.14072082

>>14072043
Where would she want to go when she already found the perfect place in your love nest? Why would she obscure the proof of how much you love her? How will you handle tongue in cheek complaints about what a sloppy mess she turned her into every time you return?

>Although this does make me wonder if this would lead to neighborhood wars as wives try to one up each other by having more kids than each other.
Probably, since they are so keen on having kids. And then an Echidna comes along and shifts the goalposts to how many kinds of kids each of them has.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:03:15 2015 No.14072083 >>14072077 It's not her skin though, it's just scales. I want to touch her soft, human skin. Couldn't care less about some scaly tail really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:03:21 2015 No.14072084 >>14072041 >>14072065 Sorry anons, trying to avoid a burnout here. Weekly updates seem to be doing me ok though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:03:29 2015 No.14072085 >>14072068 >slimy and fleshy and gross This kills the spiceflow

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:03:36 2015 No.14072086 >>14072078 ...Alp...?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:04:30 2015 No.14072088 >>14072086 What? Since when? Have I been writing in my sleep?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:05:16 2015 No.14072090 >>14072045 >you will never have a Yeti leglock you for cuddles

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:06:05 2015 No.14072092 >>14072067 I want to impregnate a Kobold with a modest amount of puppies and then sit her in my lap and stoke her gravid belly her hair at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:06:41 2015 No.14072095 >>14072090 The paws are cute and all, but can yetis turn their hands into human ones temporarily for things like handholding, handjobs, etc?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:07:15 2015 No.14072096 >>14072095 Is someone underestimating squishy paw pads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:08:01 2015 No.14072099 >>14072088 Wasn't there a space worm or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:08:35 2015 No.14072100 >>14072099 That was PRW. I'm just his biggest fan.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:09:38 2015 No.14072103

>>14072082
>Handle it
Dropping the pants and doing the deed, same with the comments about how messy she's getting, although the latter's also going to make me have her talk a bath.

>WHy would she go anywhere?
Well, she does have friends doesn't she?
It's not like she has to always do everything with me.

>Echidna moves in.
>I've got the most daughters!
>No! I Do!
>Your a mouse! Your daughters don't count as much!
>Yeah? Well I have the most daughteru types!
>That isn't fair! It's not like the rest of us can do that!
>Just wait till I magic up a womb that can hold twenty kids! Then you'll see! YOU'LL ALL SEE!
>they're all part of a single guys harem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:10:08 2015 No.14072105 >>14072078 Let's pray that he transcends the ban and returns to us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:12:08 2015 No.14072112 Which MGE girl would give the WORST handjobs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:12:20 2015 No.14072113 >>14072103 >she does have friends doesn't she? >having a waifu with friends I want to serve my waifu's friends tea and biscuits ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:12:34 2015 No.14072114 >>14072084 >Weekly updates seem to be doing me ok though. Really? I thought they were gettting smaller Anyway, I just wanted to share good kikimora story

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:13:10 2015 No.14072115 >>14072112 A haughty Elf who thinks penis is gross.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:14:28 2015 No.14072120 >>14072112 I would assume harpies and wyverns, since they don't have hands to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:14:41 2015 No.14072121 >>14072114 Eh, I guess that's true (assuming you know who I am.)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:14:51 2015 No.14072123 >>14072112 Ah easy Dwarves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:15:03 2015 No.14072125 >>14072112 Beelzebub obviously

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:15:38 2015 No.14072128 File: 91 KB, 419x500, Gnome_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072112

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:15:41 2015 No.14072129 >>14072112 Wurm or Ryu. >>14072115 >Elf who literally hates food get that poor girl some help

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:16:34 2015 No.14072134 >>14072129 Elves eat veggies and drink wine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:16:39 2015 No.14072135 >>14072112 Mantis. >>14072125 At least she's nice enough to give you a reacharound.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:16:50 2015 No.14072136 >>14070851 That Mothgirl's actually based on a real moth species.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:17:25 2015 No.14072140 >>14072129 >Elf who literally hates food Those are succubi

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:17:54 2015 No.14072141 >>14072134 No, Elves eat cum just like the rest of the monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:18:30 2015 No.14072142 >>14071136 I didn't know there were grue girls in Doom 3.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:20:16 2015 No.14072146 >>14072141 Take your silly MGE canon out of my town.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:20:22 2015 No.14072147 >>14072125 KC has drawn multiple Beelzebub handjobs so I doubt it >>14072129 >Ryu Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:21:22 2015 No.14072152 >>14072128 Couldn't she just take off the giant rock "gloves"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:22:11 2015 No.14072155 >>14072113 Are they all plump and haughty? Giving little titters when you walk in and making lewd comments about what they'd do with you? All while being secretly jealous that your wife has a husband while they don't?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:22:19 2015 No.14072156 File: 90 KB, 391x600, Beelzebub_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072147 I'm pretty sure KC don't imply any girl to do something worst but look at her "hands"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:22:59 2015 No.14072161 >>14071378 I wonder wha happens if I write "DORK" in it while she's sleeping for shits and giggles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:23:07 2015 No.14072162 >>14072147 Sorry, I'd rather not have a Ryu accidentally castrate me with those razor sharp talons. That's just me though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:23:51 2015 No.14072163 >>14072162 Watery tart doesn't castrate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:24:49 2015 No.14072166 >>14072163 Nah, she just lobs scimitars at people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:25:37 2015 No.14072167 File: 64 KB, 158x200, mamizou sprite.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072038 Games or animations with monster girls, I guess. Sprites and pixel art is a plus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:26:06 2015 No.14072169 >>14072166 Huh. Would be pretty silly if someone decided to make that a way of deciding who's in charge of the government.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:26:37 2015 No.14072171 >>14072155 Why is plump and haughty the perfect combination?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:26:38 2015 No.14072172 >>14072166 Well if that bint is as moistened as I hear she is, I wouldn't mind performing farcical aquatic ceremonies with her, if you catch my meaning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:26:55 2015 No.14072173 >>14072155 No, they range from slim to average and they're all nice girls. None of them are awkward enough to come onto or catcall me at our house, even if they might like to have a piece of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:27:25 2015 No.14072174 >>14072169 Right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:28:26 2015 No.14072176 >>14072172 anon no thats lewd

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:28:56 2015 No.14072177 >>14072174 I know! Next they'll be pulling swords from rocks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:29:41 2015 No.14072178 >>14072152 What? They're gloves?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:31:31 2015 No.14072180 >>14072178 It's a common assumption, but I don't think KC has ever talked about the Gnome's hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:31:42 2015 No.14072181 >>14072177 Forget about pulling swords from rocks. Make yourselves useful and find the guy who put the sword IN the stone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:31:48 2015 No.14072182 >>14072177 Fucking barbaric. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... farcical aquatic ceremony!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:32:18 2015 No.14072184 >>14072171 Because it ads a bit of extra softness to them which contrasts with their harsh nature. It also gives you something to tease them about when they're acting all high and mighty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:33:02 2015 No.14072187 File: 139 KB, 760x999, 1401044368777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072182 WILL YOU SHUT UP!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:33:19 2015 No.14072188 >>14072041 So no one knows? That's a pity

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:33:52 2015 No.14072189 >>14072187 You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real god!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:34:09 2015 No.14072192 >>14072187 Help help, I'm being oppressed!

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:34:32 2015 No.14072193

>>14072180
The Japanese think they're 100% "real". The Western fans tend to consider all monster parts easily removable, and that includes Gnome's hands.

I'd personally go with the former. I mean, why would she even have giant fake hands made of dirt? That's silly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:35:08 2015 No.14072196 >>14072176 That's the intention, yes. >>14072182 Hush now, no politics, only handholding.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:35:25 2015 No.14072197

>>14072189
>not my real god
Nobody ever worships the god of death while they're still alive. And then when they're being escorted to Charon's ferry it's all
>Please, oh please, let me live longer!
>NO
>At least let me finish my cake!
>THERE IS NO MORE CAKE. YOU ARE BEYOND CAKE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:35:28 2015 No.14072198 >>14072193 >why would she even have giant fake hands made of dirt? She's a big chunni anon, cut her a break.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:36:31 2015 No.14072202 >>14072187 I want to see an office lady Anubis in a dress shirt and knee-length pencil skirt!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:37:16 2015 No.14072205 >>14072197 Hah! She's not even a part of my pantheon! I'm out of your jurisdiction lady! Go speak with Hel if you want to discuss where your power ends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:38:07 2015 No.14072212 >>14071333 >>14071335 I think she's really cute and a bit erotic

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:38:16 2015 No.14072213 >>14072205 Will you take me to Heeelheeeiimu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:39:14 2015 No.14072216 >>14072197 >not worshipping the god of death every day >not knowing his gift is peaceful rest from this harsh life >not spreading his gift, knowing one day it will be given to you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:39:17 2015 No.14072217 >>14071333 >Chinese Vampire KC hasn't lost it after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:39:18 2015 No.14072218 >>14072213 No thanks, I'm not sure how I feel about reverse lolis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:40:18 2015 No.14072220 >>14072216 >not being friends with DEATH You're doing it wrong. He did punes, or plays on words, before Charon-chan was a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:41:22 2015 No.14072223 File: 981 KB, 1270x686, Will you take me to Heel-heimu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072218 Jiii~

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:43:10 2015 No.14072224 >>14072223 No, I prefer my lolis to be in loli bodies! She's still a cute succu though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:43:35 2015 No.14072226 >>14072213 Sorry, I'm not heading there just yet, Also, there's a party in Valhallah I want to go to with all the Valkyries and a few female einherjar that look pretty cute, even if they look like amazons and that one has an eye patch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:44:22 2015 No.14072230 >>14072226 >and that one has an eye patch Does she have Raven Harpies hanging about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:44:24 2015 No.14072231 >>14072223 She can eat me any day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:44:40 2015 No.14072233 >>14072224 I prefer legal lolis!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:45:42 2015 No.14072234 >>14072233 Is she legal though? I mean, her body is definitely mature enough to be legal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:46:28 2015 No.14072238 >>14072234 You can tell the cops she's only five and they'll swirl their batons and tell you to move along sir.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:46:56 2015 No.14072241 >>14072230 Nah, that's taken sadly. And has kids. I think the kids are single though, although one looks like a peach colored oni and tends to boast while the other is a trickster that would put a cheshire to shame. I heard the last one was adopted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:48:33 2015 No.14072245 >>14072241 Ehh, I'm going to go chill in Jötunheim instead. There's big girls there with a lot of love to give.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:49:47 2015 No.14072249 >>14072245 For you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:50:16 2015 No.14072252 >>14072238 But what happens when she gets angry and agrees me with me that she's only 5?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:50:19 2015 No.14072254 >>14072249 Of courshe.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:51:40 2015 No.14072260

>>14072245
>You'll never hunt game with Skadi and fuck her before a fireplace atop the fur of a bear she had slain personally
>You'll never fuck femloki and his best frient, Angrboda in the most infernal threesome you'll ever have
>You'll never play games and drink beer with lazy, sleepy neet Surt who never leaves home and only lounges around in underwear and socks

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:52:17 2015 No.14072263 >>14072252 But she IS only 5. Doesn't make her body any less breedable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:53:29 2015 No.14072266 >>14072234 A legal loli is a loli-looking adult.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:55:30 2015 No.14072274 >>14072263 Noel Vermillion rules?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:57:34 2015 No.14072278 File: 271 KB, 850x1203, 1426657274946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tea party with a gothic lolita, Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:58:09 2015 No.14072280 >>14072187 EXCUSE ME BITCH DIDN'T HEAR NO MAGIC WORD

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:58:30 2015 No.14072281 File: 6 KB, 176x176, 1437967015707.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072167 RJ129036 has a few monster girls in it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:58:31 2015 No.14072282 >>14072278 So long as there are no lolis wearing the gothic lolita? Hell yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:01:02 2015 No.14072287 File: 1.12 MB, 2466x3467, 43323317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072278 Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:02:06 2015 No.14072292 >>14072278 Sure. >Alice in goth loli >Cheshire loli in goth loli >Me >Full grown minotaur in goth loli, looking pretty uncomfortable to be dressed up so frillily.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:06:49 2015 No.14072300 File: 513 KB, 1424x2040, 52452755_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:09:47 2015 No.14072307

>>14071884
http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon

It's one of the best in the pastebin IMO, even if the ending is rushed and the villain who pops up out of nowhere is more sympathetic than the MC after one diary entry. I feel his latest (Paladin) MC is easier to root for, as he actually understands that some monsters are just being assholes and need removing for the safety of the population. Especially considering humanity was almost wiped out in the last war and yet the law protects monsters? Fishy as hell, and possibly a major plot point in a later story/chapter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:11:51 2015 No.14072314 >>14072300 Why doesn't she have a nose?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:13:11 2015 No.14072316 >go to pastebin to read some stories >it's actually bitching about my adblock now Is this a new thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:15:11 2015 No.14072320 >>14072316 No, been a thing for a long time, just ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:15:52 2015 No.14072322 >>14072041 >Welp, seems the writefags are becoming less and less active I was writing a thing, but then the Steam sale happened, then I got addicted to Terraria, then MGSV came out... I'm too easily distracted, dammit!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:16:27 2015 No.14072323 >>14071333 >>14071335 Smut when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:17:27 2015 No.14072324 >>14072322 It's okay anon. Snake doesn't let me write either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:17:37 2015 No.14072325 >>14072307 thanks dude, may be when im done with my next entry ill get to a echidna story

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:18:19 2015 No.14072326 >>14072041 I'm almost sure I completely lost interest in writing monstergirls, or anything at all, really. It's a bad feeling because I still had some things to finish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:22:27 2015 No.14072333 >>14072326 I feel like this too, but the last time I did this I felt the urge to write for an entire day and came out with a new story, so never say never.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:22:41 2015 No.14072334 In light of the drama we've been having the last few weeks, I'd like to change the tone a bit by reminding everyone: [my fetish] a best [other fetish] a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:23:31 2015 No.14072335 >>14072334 Don't make me give an Alice mino milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:24:11 2015 No.14072337 >>14072324 Big Boss is a harsh master. I want to continue a few things, but I'm currently giving the Soviet Union PTSD with attack helicopters and 80's pop music.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:24:27 2015 No.14072338 >>14072334 [my favorite writefag] a banned

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:24:34 2015 No.14072339 >>14072326 When I update a story it's only a few paragraphs and then I lose the will power to continue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:25:00 2015 No.14072341 >>14072333 >I felt the urge to write for an entire day Been waiting for this "urge" for 5+ months now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:25:17 2015 No.14072342 >>14072337 Big Boss is like a magnificent father I have too many feelings for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:30:20 2015 No.14072352 >>14072338 Who got banned and why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:32:40 2015 No.14072357 >>14072341 Me too Anon, Me too. I hope it wasn't a one off... >>14072352 Harblador. Range ban. Very, very annoying. Not him, I liked Harb, but he wasn't my personal favourite

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:34:09 2015 No.14072359 File: 425 KB, 1134x1101, 1427829170886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072357 >Range ban There is no justice. Have a Slime masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:35:21 2015 No.14072362 >>14072357 Range bans can be circumvented with a 4chan pass, which is what, $15 a year? Either he doesn't know that, or has just jumped ship to MGR/MGU//monster/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:37:05 2015 No.14072365 >>14072362 >Range bans can be circumvented with a 4chan pass, which is what, $15 a year? >Paying for 4chan If I were him I'd just leave. Sucks but what can you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:41:27 2015 No.14072377 >>14072359 I'd imagine every monstergirl could masturbate like that. I was considering a scene in a story where the MC walks on a monstergirl sitting on an active washing machine with a huge smile on her face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:45:28 2015 No.14072387 >>14072362 >>14072365 He's delisted the ban post, so he might have paid moot off already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:45:47 2015 No.14072390 >>14072362 If I were range banned, I'd go to /monster/. It's not my first choice of community, but if I couldn't interact with you guys I'd be left with no other option.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:46:26 2015 No.14072393 >>14072377 Oh? http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2050247

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:46:45 2015 No.14072395 >>14072390 >If there's no option The option is paying $15.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:47:21 2015 No.14072397 >>14072390 >If I were range banned, I'd go to /monster/ Same, unfortunately. >>14072395 Once more, >Paying >For 4chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:47:46 2015 No.14072398 >>14072390 Or you could just submit an appeal for the ban or use a vpn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:48:27 2015 No.14072402 >>14072390 >Going to pedochan >Ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:48:57 2015 No.14072403 >>14072398 You can't appeal range bans and vpn's are also banned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:49:37 2015 No.14072404 >>14072402 >There's a difference between there and here All this lolicon posting begs to differ.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:51:52 2015 No.14072408

>>14072403
Saying VPNs are banned is like saying crime is illegal.

Obviously, most of the free and easy-to-find VPNs have already been used up and consequently blacklisted by spammers on all the boards. But it's still possible to use free VPNs if you will spend lots of time finding good ones, or you can just get a paid VPN.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:51:57 2015 No.14072409 File: 72 KB, 600x837, 1429257132626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on anon! We'll be late for our dance lesson!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:52:20 2015 No.14072412 >>14072395 >giving money to the jews that unjustly banned you for something someone else did

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:53:08 2015 No.14072415 >>14072409 Dancing is for nerds. NERRRRDS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:53:15 2015 No.14072417 >>14072409 Didn't hear no magic word.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:53:26 2015 No.14072418 >>14072412 Shh, don't tell the goyim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:54:03 2015 No.14072420 >>14072415 Ogre please. >>14072417 There's no magic here. Only romance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:54:54 2015 No.14072422 >>14072412 >Oi vey, we're all good goyim Georgie. You'll be a good goyim too!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:55:14 2015 No.14072423 >>14072420 >romance You pushin' me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:56:47 2015 No.14072429 >>14072409 I hate dancing!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:57:31 2015 No.14072433 >>14072429 >not going dancing with the Black Dragon next door You guys used to be cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:59:49 2015 No.14072438 >>14072433 We grew up, Anon. We have jobs and stuff now. The fun is over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:00:42 2015 No.14072442 >>14072438 You gave up on your dreams! That's all you did! You fucking coward!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:00:56 2015 No.14072443 >>14072438 I don't know about you but I'm having a lot more fun now that I have a job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:03:52 2015 No.14072448 File: 34 KB, 500x400, 1385766923444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072395 Holy shit I can't believe some unironically typed that

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:05:09 2015 No.14072452 >>14072448 >Paying $15 for a service you literally spend douzens, if not hundreds of hours a year on. Better deal than 40 hour storylines for $60 with games, or even $20 for 1 hour with film.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:05:40 2015 No.14072455 >>14072443 >>14072442 Because someone has to do the unfun job so you can have fun with yours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:06:29 2015 No.14072457 >>14072452 >get screwed over by someone for no reason >hey, you can just pay them to fix this! Pretty nice shop you have here. Would be a shame if anything happened to it, see?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:07:20 2015 No.14072460 >>14072457 Literally racketeering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:07:30 2015 No.14072464 OK anon, you are a brave(ish) adventurer and have, as is required, been assigned a side kick to assist you. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono How helpful is your sidekick?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:08:26 2015 No.14072465 >>14072464 >Ignis. God dammit I didn't select easy mode.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:09:20 2015 No.14072469 >>14072464 >Cyclops Believe it or not, but I'm keeping her. >can fix our equipment >blacksmithing can make us an extra buck when we're down on our luck >will take it up the ass so I don't need to worry about impregnating her Great sidekick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:09:23 2015 No.14072470 >>14072464 >Adventuring is only allowed if you meet the requirements Haha, no.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:10:32 2015 No.14072475

>>14072452
Or you can just go to /monster/, or any other online imageboard, or even make your own.

Who the fuck pays to socialize on a website? Let alone pay to use a free one because they were banned for something they didn't do and being a good goyim was the only way to drop the ban.

And they aren't $15, they're $20. A year. Who the fuck is dumb enough to pay $20 a year to post in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:10:51 2015 No.14072476 >>14072470 No, you need to. Otherwise you're just a wandering psycho path. A heavily armed hobo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:11:03 2015 No.14072478 >>14072470 Don't try to mess with the Adventurer's Guild.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:12:03 2015 No.14072483 >>14072476 Yes, I'm interested in this "Path of the wandering murder hobo" how do I sign up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:12:04 2015 No.14072484 >>14072476 Murderhobos are the salt of the earth.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:13:23 2015 No.14072490

>>14072476
>>14072478

You don't put rules in an adventurer's adventure, or else it isn't a fucking adventure anymore. Might as well call it a goddamn chore. You can't expect every single person to afford having to look after, or even have enough supplies for another person, not if they plan on travelling alone. Also

>Chosing to wander alone makes you a psycho hobo
That's not how it fucking works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:13:45 2015 No.14072492 >>14072464 >kiki Hell yeah, battle meido companion

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:13:46 2015 No.14072493 >>14072476 But it's a proven fact that 98% of adventurers ARE murderhobos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:14:51 2015 No.14072497 >>14072464 >Devil Adventure ended before it even began.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:14:57 2015 No.14072498 >>14072493 What are the other 2%? Murderheroes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:15:52 2015 No.14072503 >>14072483 Well, you walk outside gather your belongings and then walk in any which direction, solving quests out of order and stealing everything that isn't nailed down. >>14072490 That's why they have a guild. To keep out the riffraf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:16:11 2015 No.14072505 >>14072498 Worse DMPC's

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:16:18 2015 No.14072506 >>14072464 >Honey Bee Do I get the whole hive? Because this could be really awesome or really bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:16:18 2015 No.14072507 >>14072498 The other 2% are Chosen Ones. Nasty pieces of work, those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:16:44 2015 No.14072510 File: 681 KB, 2399x2399, waitarrntisupposetotakethelead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072409

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:17:19 2015 No.14072511 >>14072506 The Pain goes on an adventure? >>14072510 I love you, full Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:17:33 2015 No.14072513 >>14072505 Whats?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:17:55 2015 No.14072514 >>14072505 >Druella joins an online roleplay group. >Then joins a DnD group >Runs it and DMPCs the hell out of herself. >Becomes known as 'that lilim' >>14072506 >>14072506 Only one

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:17:57 2015 No.14072515 >>14072503 >You need to be in some adventurers guild bullshit to adventure Wow, do I need a certified adventurer card too? Might as well go full faggot. I don't need anyone's permission to walk my own path across the land.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:18:03 2015 No.14072516 >>14072464 >Familiar Stop it KC, I'm not joining Sabbath!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:18:15 2015 No.14072517 >>14072409 B-but I don't dance...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:18:27 2015 No.14072518 >>14072513 Dungeon Master Player Character.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:19:01 2015 No.14072520 >>14072518 Sounds autistic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:19:23 2015 No.14072521 >>14072513 When the god of your game self-inserts as a donut steele.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:19:29 2015 No.14072522 >>14072510 I want a dominant Monster Girl who'll take the lead in a dance and make me feel special and loved!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:19:39 2015 No.14072523 >>14072510 You are the greatest. >>14072515 Of course you do, need to keep people from just joining up and claiming they're an adventurer

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:19:42 2015 No.14072524 >>14072503 It's a good thing people don't nail down their daughterus. At least most people that is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:19:42 2015 No.14072525 >>14072510 It's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:20:33 2015 No.14072531 >>14072510 you're good to us

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:20:55 2015 No.14072534 >>14072464 >Mandragora Do all the adventuring myself and have her scream if I get in over my head to make an escape.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:21:12 2015 No.14072536

>>14072520
It is.
Do you no Kai "Cereal Killer" Leng from Me3?
How he always fights you, taunts you, but presents no challenge yet you can't kill him?

It's like that except he's over powered as fuck and can kill you.
Also is looked up too by cannon characters and will get a harem of sexy babes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:21:46 2015 No.14072539 >>14072520 >Gaius Autisticus, level 18 Wizard of Railroading

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:22:22 2015 No.14072540 >>14072464 >Dark Priest Not helpful, to say the least. She wont even bother trying to heal me normally. Dumb bitch.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:23:22 2015 No.14072541

>>14071988
What I gathered of the story could make for an interesting take of the origin of monster girls in a particular area.

>Disgraced princess is raped by slime in the dungeon
>Shortly gives birth not to a slime, but a slime girl, who is completely loyal to her
>Using her slime girl daughters to help her escape the dungeon, she proceeds to take over the country by fucking all sorts of monsters and producing her own monster girl army
>as well as experimenting with crossbreeding her monster girls (and human friends) with other monsters to produce various hybrids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:23:41 2015 No.14072542 >>14072523 But I never wanted to join in the first place. What are they gonna do? Stop me from starting my own adventure like some faggy street gang? Adventuring is about freedom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:24:10 2015 No.14072543 >>14072540 >I need healing! >"Weeeeeeell.....If you put it in me I can see if I-" >JUST HEAL ME!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:24:26 2015 No.14072544 >>14072541 Good game. Needed more focus on the sex. More control of the scenes too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:25:11 2015 No.14072546 >>14072542 Nah, folks will just look at you like you're an insane homeless man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:27:30 2015 No.14072555 File: 500 KB, 3049x1374, oneesanwilltakecareofeverything.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072517 >>14072522

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:29:38 2015 No.14072560 >>14072555 This needs to end with anon getting spun, her letting go, and him smashing through a wall where a goblin in a tank top and boxers is reading the newspaper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:31:29 2015 No.14072563 >>14072555 >tfw you will never get thrown in the air by a dragon ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:31:47 2015 No.14072565 >>14072464 >Red Slime Maybe a little? I think she'd be more interested in other things though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:31:51 2015 No.14072566 >>14072555 Again, cute as hell. I wouldn't mind entrusting myself to a dragon who could throw 170 pounds of person in the air like a beach ball.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:31:54 2015 No.14072567 >>14072555 Oh my, what a charmer. I bet she's the kind of girl that steals a kiss from you at the end of the night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:32:12 2015 No.14072569 >>14072546 I do have a house, good income and a family waiting for me when I return, though. >Guid of faggots villanize anyone who doesn't ask for their permission to be an adventurer Confirmed for band of human shaped garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:33:14 2015 No.14072572 >>14072560 That'd probably kill him, which would be a good funny ending.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:35:47 2015 No.14072577 >>14072567 I want this to be a thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:36:24 2015 No.14072579 >>14071333 >>14071335 >Jiang-shi >New undead! >Delicious blue skin >Nice hips >Lovely dress >Dat tittyfuck window Everything I could've wanted and more!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:38:01 2015 No.14072583 >>14072579 >>Lovely dress >>Dat tittyfuck window I wish she wasn't so lewd. I want to hug a pure Jiangshi and breathe heavily into her ice-cold ear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:39:06 2015 No.14072586 >>14072583 So then write "pure and chaste" on her tag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:42:22 2015 No.14072591 >>14072586 I need to re-dress her, though. Maybe "likes to play dress-up" would be a good addition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:42:28 2015 No.14072593 >>14071743 >Knowing our luck, if KC ever decided to start making Lovecraft girls You mean other than the three he already made...?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:45:29 2015 No.14072597 >>14072464 >Ushi-Oni Spider-rider is a go!

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:46:56 2015 No.14072602

>>14072577
>Finish night of dancing with a black dragon and start to head out the door
>She steps in front of you and blocks your path with a large scaly arm
>"Aren't you forgetting something?"
>She bends over and gives you a peek on the lips, smiling at your look of surprise.
>"Why don't you come over again? I can't wait to see where the nights will take us."

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:49:04 2015 No.14072608

>>14072541
Not sure if she does it deliberately per-se, but that is how the game itself works.

It's pretty fun for being a trajectory-based game like Angry Birds.

>>14072544
Would've been nice. As-is all you can do is zoom in on the sex scenes while they occur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:49:32 2015 No.14072611 >>14071743 So what did the nips flip out about?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:51:11 2015 No.14072616

>Delicious new Undead comes out
>Few comments on her, then the thread just devolves into doom-saying about how furries have ruined the MGE
Geez /mgt/, I know it was early in the day and it's calmed down now, but still, calm your autism. Y'know. Just keep that in mind next time it flares up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:55:11 2015 No.14072627 >>14072464 >Matango Why does this ALWAYS happen to me?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:57:23 2015 No.14072632

>>14072616
I'm just waiting for the full translation, I was already stoked when I saw it. Undead are my favorite. All of them. If I were a psychologist I'd probably say it's got something to do with my latent fear of mortality, but I'm not so I'll just say living dead gals rock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 14:57:34 2015 No.14072634 >>14072616 Nobody ever gives a shit until the translation comes out unless there's something particularly strange or different about the picture itself. Don't act like you don't know this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:04:37 2015 No.14072642 >>14072593 I thought the only one was Shoggoth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:04:39 2015 No.14072643 >>14072579 >>14071333 >Jiangshi who practices exotic dance with an Apsara when you're absent to help keep her muscles from tensing up >The next time sex is on the table, her hips feel, move, like oil >She's willing to show you how much she's practiced

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:07:33 2015 No.14072648

>>14072642
Well, Mindflayer is generally more of a generic fantasy creature, but she shares certain characteristics with Shoggoth that leads me to group them. And furthermore, as revealed in a statement by KC and some digging some anons did, his Wendigo is based more off a Lovecraftian creature than the Native Myth.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:09:17 2015 No.14072653

>>14072643
That's nice.

Also, I note a few similarities between KC and Okayado's Jiang-shi. At the very least, that they fluctuate between being stiff and flexile. KC's loosen up via lewdness, while Okayado's are stated to do Tai-Chi to limber up.

My point being, regardless of which sort, would you do tai-chi with your Jiang-shi waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:09:52 2015 No.14072656 >>14072648 Not him but Mindflayer is as trademarked DnD as you can get.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:15:23 2015 No.14072673

>>14072648
The Mindflayer is DnD, it's based off of Lovecraft, but isn't actually part of the mythos. As for the Wendigo, that's stretching it to call it something from Lovecraft. I mean, technically it is, but it seems far more based on the actual Native American version, I'm not seeing anything that points out to it being total Lovecraft.

>>14072656
I thought Mind Flayer was the one that was copyrighted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:17:51 2015 No.14072679 >>14072653 Yes. Maybe I can learn to master a new fighting style that's not Sissyfighting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:18:36 2015 No.14072682 >>14072464 >Chimaera I think she'll be carrying me, as the ultimate red mage can do nearly everything.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:27:08 2015 No.14072697

>>14072673
Well, it is and it isn't. Rather, KC's creature seems more based on Lovecraft's "Ithaqua", and he groups it with his Lovecraft Girls. The Ithaqua, in Lovecraft's Mythos, is said to have "Inspired" the Wendigo legends. Of course, said legends came first. So, rather it, and KC's subsequently, is derived from the Wendigo, rather than more directly based off it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:29:03 2015 No.14072703 >>14072697 The Wendigo is way too cute and moe to get grouped up with the abominations, tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:41:10 2015 No.14072721 File: 331 KB, 600x783, 1c4e1c65b89d1e80e41c9ef8278476df.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why the fuck am so attracted to them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:44:51 2015 No.14072730 >>14072721 Because fiery passion appeals to you. Or because you like fat, fuckhuge tails.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:45:57 2015 No.14072736 >>14072721 Dragons or chub or both? They're pretty good, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:51:50 2015 No.14072748 File: 1.61 MB, 1280x960, 1441828310505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a monstergirl who would follow me into the jungle?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:54:05 2015 No.14072751 >>14072721 That tail bugs me. Either her spine expands when it gets to her tail making her a frek of nature, or she has a dangerously unhealthy amount of muscle/fat on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:57:10 2015 No.14072754 File: 243 KB, 535x1000, moe blind lizardgirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072748

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:58:00 2015 No.14072756 >>14072751 Admit it, you just like big fat tails.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:58:06 2015 No.14072757 >>14072748 Junko.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 15:58:54 2015 No.14072759 >>14072041 >the harpy one I quite liked that one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:02:22 2015 No.14072765 File: 90 KB, 750x1000, 1417282216096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"MINE! MINE! MINE!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:04:04 2015 No.14072767 >>14072748 Only until the dice rolls 5 or 8

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:04:39 2015 No.14072771 >>14072765 What's she claiming ownership over so much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:05:07 2015 No.14072772 >>14072754 Every time I see this I think it's fucked up and cruel but also want one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:05:54 2015 No.14072775 >>14072771 It's a seagull thing I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:06:01 2015 No.14072776 >>14072771 Probably more burgers. Look at those fat legs, she's going to break her bird knees.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:06:02 2015 No.14072777 >>14072765 Anon, what have we said about feeding the seagull harpies, cake?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:06:30 2015 No.14072780 File: 59 KB, 616x800, katawa monmusu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072772

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:09:29 2015 No.14072787 >>14072780 Makes me want to take care of an aged Monster Girl warrior who rambles on about the people killed and the battles she fought in, while I say "That's nice." And continue pushing her along in her wheelchair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:09:44 2015 No.14072788 >>14070062 http://pastebin.com/VsqvkA8V I pastebinned this for you in case you need it for later. I hope you finish it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:10:12 2015 No.14072790 >>14072780 NO.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:11:02 2015 No.14072793 >>14072790 Put the sunshine goggles away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:11:32 2015 No.14072795 >>14072754 >>14072772 >>14072780 It just tugs at the protective instinct, I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:14:16 2015 No.14072803 >>14072793 Sheath those edges.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:14:36 2015 No.14072804 >>14072780 >Blind Gazer >Wingless Cockatrace >Dumb Siren >Armless salamander >lich who forgets yesterday

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:16:12 2015 No.14072809 >>14072804 >Wingless Cockatrace Wouldn't make a ton of difference as they don't have hands and are flightless anyway. I guess they couldn't give hugs anymore though. That would be hard of them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:16:55 2015 No.14072811 >>14072803 Abandon your innocence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:17:47 2015 No.14072815 >>14072809 They could always give Rin-hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:18:57 2015 No.14072819 >>14072809 Her massive, egg-bearing, jiggling thighs will be untouched though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:19:23 2015 No.14072822 >>14072804 Dragon with vertigo? Haphephobic Succubus? Slime with the same refractive index as air?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:21:06 2015 No.14072823

>Yeti horribly burned in a fire loses all her fluff to scarring
>Nobody wants to hug her because of her partially messed up face and weird, melty-looking arms and legs
>She comforts herself with the thought that they probably wouldn't enjoy it anyways since she isn't soft and fluffy anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:21:19 2015 No.14072824 >>14072819 Dude, you know you got a problem with describing stuff like hamplanets right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:22:15 2015 No.14072825 >>14072811 I did. Then I realised, having opened my eyes and left the parental hugbox, that being a mopey teen was not the way to live the only life I'll ever get,

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:25:07 2015 No.14072830 >>14072823 >But at least she's still alive, unlike the man who managed to save her from the fire in the nick of time, but didn't make it out himself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:29:56 2015 No.14072840 >>14072822 And the worst of all armless Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:32:02 2015 No.14072845 Harpies with Acrophobia Kejourou with Chaetophobia Werebats with Chirotophobia

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:33:15 2015 No.14072848 >>14072840 Damnit, I was trying to make disabilities that could be turned into light-hearted greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:34:00 2015 No.14072851 >>14072840 >"I don't have arms to hug you with, Anon."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:35:20 2015 No.14072853 >>14072809 Meant to say legless >>14072822 >Sterile echidna >Apsara paralyzed from the waist down >Perpetually ill holst. >OCD Kikimora >Kobold who suffers from depression

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:35:58 2015 No.14072855 >>14072840 >Sad yeti sitting on your lap, crying into your shoulder as you hug her tightly, because she wants to hug you so bad it hurts This made me stop and think about it for a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:36:05 2015 No.14072857 >>14072851 Again, Rin-hugs. They can be just as good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:36:08 2015 No.14072858 >>14072840 That just means warm, fluffy leg hugs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:37:12 2015 No.14072860 >>14072853 >OCD Kikimora As opposed to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:38:05 2015 No.14072863 >>14072853 >OCD Kikimora Finally, someone who understands me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:38:29 2015 No.14072865 >>14072860 A kikimora who doesn't have to stop what she's doing to count all of the rice grains you accidentally spilled all over the floor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:38:59 2015 No.14072867 >Houri or Cupid with Philophobia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:39:51 2015 No.14072869 >>14072860 That just it anon. She can't sleep because there's a speck of dust up in the attic somewhere, can't eat because she's only triple washed the dishes once today and has to redo the entire laundry basket because one shirt was folded improperly

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:40:18 2015 No.14072871 Why are Mari's feet so fuckhuge It's gross

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:41:05 2015 No.14072873 >>14072871 Fuck you they're the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:41:22 2015 No.14072876 >>14072869 That's more like a germaphobe than OCD really. Even Monk who was an extreme caricature wasn't that bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:42:22 2015 No.14072879 >>14072871 Hers are normal-sized, KC just draws hands/feet (not paws and claws) so inhumanly tiny that Mari's look big by comparison.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:43:27 2015 No.14072881 >>14072871 >>14072879 What are you guys talking about show the pictures at least

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:44:27 2015 No.14072882 >>14072855 Anon please, I don't come here to be depressed. I come here for boner fuel, cute stuff and autistic arguments. I'd rather have yuri drama or femdom vs maledom than sad yetis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:45:17 2015 No.14072884 File: 1.35 MB, 1240x1754, rVstrDH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072871 I've located the homosexual. Permission to engage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:45:52 2015 No.14072887 >>14072876 I miss that show. He'd do well with a kiki

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:46:05 2015 No.14072888 >>14072857 But what if she didn't even have legs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:46:39 2015 No.14072889 >>14072884 She actually does have man feet though

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:46:48 2015 No.14072890 >>14072882 We could try to argue about how footfags are the scum of the universe, but it's not really an argument, more like an indisputable fact.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:48:16 2015 No.14072893 File: 772 KB, 1200x1500, Foot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072871 Haohi's feet are the cutest! Cutest!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:48:35 2015 No.14072894 >>14072884 I see it now. The feet are usually just as long as the face goes, but hers are huge...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:48:37 2015 No.14072895 >>14072889 No she doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:49:49 2015 No.14072896 >>14072890 There are worse things, but yeah, they're pretty much shit-tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:49:58 2015 No.14072897 >>14072894 and that's not a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:50:04 2015 No.14072898 >>14072889 >>14072894 You guys have a fixation on her feet, you want her to step on you and tell you to get back in the kitchen where a good boy should be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:51:16 2015 No.14072902 >>14072898 But I already have Haohi for that! I love Haohi's feet!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:51:25 2015 No.14072903 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, Troll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072889 >>14072890 >>14072894 If Mari has "Man's feet", then Trolls must have feet beyond the point of redemption.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:53:03 2015 No.14072906 >>14072903 Well yeah, their limbs are meant to look disgusting and unattractive. But Lilims are supposed to be some living embodiment of sensuality. Mari in general just looks... average.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:53:39 2015 No.14072910
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>>14072853
>Sterile echidna
Hades' Reaches- the self-recrimination, despair and grief that scenario implies. For a creature whose heart's desire is to be a fruitful and doting mother, to incapable of breeding? The moment she finds find out that the one most important thing she should be capable of doing is beyond her body's ability...

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:54:40 2015 No.14072911

>>14072884
I think the way her feet slope up to meet her legs is a bit too steep. The profile on her right foot is especially pronounced, which is what's causing it. Even if her feet were of a suitable length, that excessive rise makes it a bit more stand-out.
Plus, the shape on her left foot looks odd. The lines leading from the edges of the foot up to the leg proper are really sharp. I think there should be a bit more of a curvy feeling to them.

>>14072888
Then we can rebuild her. We have the technology.

>>14072903
Yes. Though with Mari in that picture, it's just a bit of a nitpick.
The Troll falls entirely within the Uncanny Valley for how offputting hers are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:54:44 2015 No.14072912 >>14072906 >their limbs are meant to look disgusting and unattractive. If Monster Girls were real all this thread would do is make them all self concious

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:55:39 2015 No.14072914

>>14072882
>Have to always be near the Yeti and keep her morale up with cuddles, or else she has an emotional breakdown
>Can only have a good night's sleep if tucked as close together as she can manage, resting her head on you shoulder as you hold her close
>Even then, you still wake up with a damp mark on your shirt in the mornings where she was resting her head from time to time

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:57:58 2015 No.14072922 >>14072884 >>14072893 I want Mari and Haohi to step on me and treat me like he lowly human boy I am!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:58:35 2015 No.14072924 >>14072910 She rebels, curses the demon lord's name, and runs off to become a nun for the chief god. Then she adopts some human children and settles down. I swear there's a writefag story like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:00:27 2015 No.14072927 >>14072922 Not knocking on your fetishes here bud, but there's WAY better girls to do that with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:01:06 2015 No.14072931 >>14072924 That sounds horrible! I want to be the young human boy who restores her faith in Monster Girl superiority and with her adopt a bunch of orphaned Monster Girls!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:01:44 2015 No.14072932 >>14072884 the shading on the sundress still makes it look like she's got a dick to me >>14072924 Paladin Mike?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:02:45 2015 No.14072936 >>14072927 Like?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:03:01 2015 No.14072937
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>>14072914
In a situation like this, you have to snuggle them hard enough for two people. All the times the yeti would instigate a hug, you have to make up for it by picking them up and holding them as tight as you can. Maybe even using one hand as a seat for her butt, while the other strokes and caresses her thick, curly hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:03:17 2015 No.14072938 >>14072932 That's it Guess not exactly like that

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:04:19 2015 No.14072941

Uh oh Anon!
You darling daughteru offended Vagranticus, champion of the hobo God after she brushed off his claims that the world is controlled by lizardmen and, as payback, has been cursed forever more to be full hamplanet mode unless you can beat him before the next full moon rises!
Are you prepared to storm his fortress of the homeless?
Or will your daughteru forever be subject to the taunt of "Fatty Fatty 2X4"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:10:54 2015 No.14072956 >>14072941 I'm gonna fuck those hobos up, tearing down a cardboard fortress isn't too hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:13:01 2015 No.14072961 >>14072890 Hey fuck you, just because those guys are fags doesn't mean all of us with this fetish are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:13:25 2015 No.14072962 >>14072941 I'll say that the first person to beat the shit out of hobo lord and drag him to me gets $20.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:15:04 2015 No.14072969

>>14072323
When people stop being ultra-reserved faggots about everything.

In some legends Jiang-Shi are a sort of hemomancer that can bend your blood to their will, so if you were to take that in KC's setting She can make all the blood flow to your dick and give you the most DIRE PENIS to ever exist.

But people in this threads hate stupid fun and want serious business 24/7

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:16:35 2015 No.14072975 >>14072956 You fool! This is cardboard blessed by the hobo God himself! It'll last five days of constant rain! >>14072962 Please, hobos fight only for booze!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:18:51 2015 No.14072979 >>14072975 They can use money to buy booze, or I can buy booze to bribe them instead. It's not that hard to figure out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:20:13 2015 No.14072983 >>14072979 >They can use money to buy booze Explain how!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:21:52 2015 No.14072988 >>14072983 Money can be exchanged for goods and services

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:22:15 2015 No.14072990 >>14072983 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgct3Jn8pFA

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:23:16 2015 No.14072993 >>14072975 It's my daughteru we're talking about here, that's at least 6 and a half days of constant rain worth of fury I'm gonna bring to them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:32:18 2015 No.14073019 >>14072583 >>14072586 >"pure and chaste" tag >tease her while she's not warmed up yet and can only awkwardly squirm around with her stiff limbs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:33:33 2015 No.14073021 >>14072993 Good man! Remember what failure will bring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:36:02 2015 No.14073030 >>14072941 I'll give the hobo god a sandwich and a bottle of jack if he undoes the curse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:37:07 2015 No.14073032 File: 366 KB, 1637x1157, 1367385235589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would your Monster Waifu drink cheap Japanese beer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:37:39 2015 No.14073035 >>14073030 Better idea. >Hook him up with Sandwurm or Mimic waifu >He now lives inside his waifu >Is no longer homeless >Thus automatically nullifies any contracts with the homeless gods

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:37:42 2015 No.14073036 >Moose updates on my birthday Call me a pleb, but it's all I ever hoped for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:39:10 2015 No.14073042 >>14073036 Moose has, what, 90-some chapters now? So assuming equal distribution of birthdays and chapter posting dates, about one-quarter of all anons ever had a moose update on their birthdays.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:39:10 2015 No.14073043 >>14073032 Ew, no You might as well drink fermented piss

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:41:24 2015 No.14073051 >>14071333 YES I was wondering when KC would make a Chinese Vampire. And she has a good body

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:41:29 2015 No.14073052 >>14073042 A quarter of all anons most likely don't read moose or have better things to look forward to in life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:48:13 2015 No.14073065 >>14073052 Like becoming Shogun: Miritary rurer of arr Japan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:51:39 2015 No.14073070 >>14073052 I use to read his saga, but I dropped it after I figured out it was becoming a harem. They rarely end well and it just feels like he's NTRing Rose. I thought about picking it up again, but I'm very reluctant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:54:08 2015 No.14073075 >>14072884 I want to bop Mari's nose at 3 times the speed of light while twisting my arm at 2 times the speed of light! That'll teach her to not walk barefoot around my house and get her feet germs all over the place!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:55:38 2015 No.14073081 >>14073075 I'll hug Mari and thank her for walking barefoot in my house because she is cute! Cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:59:42 2015 No.14073095 >>14073075 So you want her to walk around the house in dirty street shoes?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:59:54 2015 No.14073096

>>14072914
>have to live in a warm climate with her so she doesn't see trembling strangers in the winter and have her natural instincts kick in, only to forget she can't hug them
>keep the AC on all year round so it's cold inside and you need her warmth, more time to give her hugs
>read stories about Wendigos and Yuki-onnas together in bed before she wraps her legs around you and nuzzles your chest and snores softly

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:03:46 2015 No.14073117

>>14073070
It's true that it's a harem, but as far as harems go Laven is an interesting MC.
Balancing five girls seems like a hefty task to accomplish as well as one he's not doing terribly well right now where's the Ba'el love? but the writing has always been enjoyable, and that's all that really matters, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:06:44 2015 No.14073126 >>14073075 I want a Harpy, a Paladin with a magic ring, an Amazon, a Werebat, and two aliens to help me pull this dumb Anon out of the speed force!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:12:46 2015 No.14073147 Yeti, Wendigo and Yuki-onna fourway when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:13:47 2015 No.14073151 Am I a neurotic writer for wanting characters to have a pre-defined relationship for one off smut?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:13:49 2015 No.14073152 >>14073147 Never.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:15:32 2015 No.14073156 I want a Wendigo to trap me in a mine and force me to eat human flesh to survive!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:15:46 2015 No.14073157 >>14073151 Like, the characters are already dating and that's why they're fucking, not just because 'oh no all these misunderstandings, now I'm getting my dick sucked'? Not really no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:17:30 2015 No.14073166 >>14073151 Nonsense as long as you give some details on the their relationship instead of just putting it somewhere in a single sentence that they're together.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:18:44 2015 No.14073170

>>14073151
I have this issue, too.

On the one hand, it's good for the readers who just want something nice to jerk off to. You don't need to build up a story or set up a series of events in which the characters meet and fall for each other. That, and you can kick off your story with the characters already being deeply in love and intimate with each other. It can lead to some sweetness in your smut, if you do it right.

But on the other hand, I've been told that it can be a bit jarring when a reader inserts into a pre-established role, with a person you're almost expected to already know. Of course, everyone's going to have their own opinion on it.
I think it's just one of the risks of writing a second person story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:19:23 2015 No.14073172 >>14073156 Mr. Grimm pls go

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:20:26 2015 No.14073178 >>14072941 Yeah, I'll just shoot the homeless man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:20:58 2015 No.14073179 Get 6500 words into story. scrap it because it scrap and start anew

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:23:53 2015 No.14073186 I want to tell the Kejourou barber to just fuck my shit up!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:24:00 2015 No.14073187 >>14073065 How did you know I was just playing Shogun 2?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:24:49 2015 No.14073191 File: 1022 KB, 878x891, d80dd21fefa3000cf1138934b3f18e4b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] which monster girl other than kikis are the best maid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:25:13 2015 No.14073195 File: 101 KB, 1280x720, Josh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073156 GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:26:33 2015 No.14073197 http://i.imgur.com/WUMVh4h.png Fuck me I can't even remember to include the tattoos

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:29:30 2015 No.14073200 >>14073197 You're lucky my shame-bell is out of reach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:29:34 2015 No.14073201 File: 334 KB, 773x704, Best maid staring into the soul of Slav Squatter pleb tier maid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073191 Gee I wonder. >>14073166 >>14073157 >>14073170 Yeah but I just don't know how to do it, mang.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:31:30 2015 No.14073207 >>14073191 I really home my waifu isn't into butlers, I don't think I'd like being one all that much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:32:16 2015 No.14073208 File: 994 KB, 160x240, 1438540656776.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073201 Remove abominations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:33:04 2015 No.14073210 >>14073032 No, because I wouldn't let her. Beer is all kinds of shit, she's drinking hard liquor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:33:07 2015 No.14073211 >>14073207 You can always just roleplay one in bed

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:34:26 2015 No.14073218

>>14073201
Above all else, it's got to be natural. Imply previous relationship building, but don't try to force it into dialogue in such a way that it stands out.

Maybe even storyboard the characters meeting and falling in love mentally. Create a whole story in your head, and then write down a "day in the life of" scenario where they have sex. Just remember your readers aren't psychic, and if there's something vital in your mental story you might need to address, you'll need to allude to it some way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:34:40 2015 No.14073220 >>14073211 I wonder how that would work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:38:55 2015 No.14073231 >>14073220 You just put on a cute butler outfit and pretend to clean up the house as your waifu molests you and you try to act like you don't want it. Of course, you'd always end up in your bed no matter how hard yo tick to your role.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:41:39 2015 No.14073235

>>14073147
Yuki-onna too smug, she thinks she's above the other two and will lock them out with ice until she's done with him, then leave his cold body for Wendigo coat bundles and Yeti hugs

If a man is under a Yuki-onna's spell where she can freeze his heart and only Yuki-onna sex can warm him up, can a Yeti hug still warm him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:44:04 2015 No.14073243 >>14073231 dong status:expanding

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:44:17 2015 No.14073244 >>14072387 He did, got banned right after getting a 4chan good goy card for supposedly using a proxy and his appeal got denied without justification.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:47:07 2015 No.14073249 >>14073244 >http://pastebin.com/zspKKjGu Well, damn. Guy can't catch a break.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:50:47 2015 No.14073256 >>14073235 I think it'd warm him but not get rid of the frozen heart the Yuki-onna caused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:51:02 2015 No.14073258 >>14073243 Just imagine trying to clean the counters before she sneaks up on you from behind and whispers that she knows of a better way you can help her a she plays with the hem of your boxers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:55:20 2015 No.14073271 File: 714 KB, 800x1119, 1433294345794-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't engage in "heavy petting", would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:55:31 2015 No.14073272 >>14073231 >pretend to clean up the house What kind of foreplayer does she think I am? If I'm wearing the uniform, I'm walking the walk and cleaning that damn house. I'll play the serious butler that gets shit done like a deus ex machina.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:55:57 2015 No.14073275 >>14073271 No. I engage in EXTREME PETTING

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:58:18 2015 No.14073281 >>14073275 >Extreme petting What could that possibly involve?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:58:30 2015 No.14073282 >>14073272 But the point is that she want to stop you from doing your duties and seduce you into her bedroom. You're supposed to play the role of an innocent and corruptible butler, not actually clean up the house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:00:49 2015 No.14073286 >>14073271 Like my waifu, I prefer soft pets

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:01:04 2015 No.14073287 >>14073281 Petting at inhuman speeds. Petting at least 50% of her entire body at once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:01:22 2015 No.14073291 >>14073282 But...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:01:58 2015 No.14073292 >>14073256 Then I'll have her follow me to the Yuki-onna's house when the spell pulls me back and politely ask her to remove the spell over some hot cocoa and cake

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:04:18 2015 No.14073297 >>14073291 You're not a butler, you're pretending to be slutty butler. Know the difference. It'll really hurt her feelings if you actually ignore her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:05:27 2015 No.14073302 >>14073271 No, she deserves a full body petting. Basically really intimate cuddling while I move all my limbs to caress her and bury my head into her neck to give her kisses/love bites.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:08:23 2015 No.14073314

>>14073156
>Little blind Wendigo girl who can only see based on movement
>If you stay absolutely still for too long, she gets worried, thinking that you're gone
>In the worst case, she may have a panic attack being alone by herself, with no one to protect her
>It's easily remedied by holding her and telling her that you're still here

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:09:29 2015 No.14073318 >>14073297 Alright, boss. I wonder if she'd get jealous if I actually changed my minf about the prospect of being a butler and applied to be one for some random rich family.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:11:48 2015 No.14073326 >>14073314 >Have injured human girl with you >Decide to run instead of staying still like the Order warned you to >She catches up to the human girl >And shares some food with her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:12:25 2015 No.14073329 >>14073318 What, is she not good enough for you? Are you just going to let another woman see you in your butler attire?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:20:47 2015 No.14073341 >>14071549 You're boring as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:21:07 2015 No.14073343 >>14073208 >tfw no Shoggoth-Kiki

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:29:04 2015 No.14073362
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>>14072787
>Work at a MG retirement home in MGC as a part-time job.
>A lot more safer than most jobs, MGs here are too old to be too dangerous.
>Currently pushing a scary-looking Red Oni in a wheelchair, most of her muscles have withered away, and she rambles on about her 'colorful' youth.
>"You ever kill someone with your bare hands before boy? I have 36 times. The trick is to shove your fingers into their neck, behind their windpipe and tear it out."
"That's nice, ma'am."
>"Tch, arrogant brat, no one teach you to respect your elders? If I was younger I'd whack you upside the head for being smart with me like that."
"That's nice, ma'am."
>She lets out a growl and digs her fingers into the arms of her wheelchair as you turn into her room.
>Help her into her bed, which takes a good amount of effort, she's still pretty big.
>Spy something shining under her pillow.
>Reach under it and pull out a flask.
"You know you're not allowed to drink, you've remembered to take your pills right?"
>"I've taken my damn pills, and I'm as dry as a fucking bone, what's an Oni without a drink, huh?! Damn punk..."
>She drifts quickly off to sleep.
>Look at the picture she has on her bedside table.
>It's an old black and white photo, some kind of adventuring party, you quickly recognize her towering over everyone at the back, she certainly was pretty strong back then, hefting an iron kanabo the size of man.
>There's a chuuni-looking Apophis with a sword and short hair, a genki mouse girl thief, some old wizard with an impressive beard and some faceless, handsome young man with generic-looking leather armor and a sword and shield.
>Things must have been much different back then, simpler even.

Such is life in Monster Girl City.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:33:06 2015 No.14073377 File: 201 KB, 800x972, Spoop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073208 >Removing abominations

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:48:07 2015 No.14073413 >>14073377 MANTICORE IS CUTE! CUUUUTE!

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:58:21 2015 No.14073431

>Pick up a sociology and psychology rag with articles on love and relationships
>Expect the usual "Open relationships work" shite
>Actually one article on how Love is a mathematical equation
>And another about how relationships work best when partners participate in sexual activity when their SO wants to, even if they themselves "Don't feel like it"
...I feel like this should be common sense. This seems like a matter of common sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:01:47 2015 No.14073440 File: 11 KB, 243x207, 1439751506943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073431 Too bad for every good story like reverse gloryhole we get weird shit like incestuous loli rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:03:14 2015 No.14073443 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp5SGPjGBbU Which NEET would have the edgy Chunni fantasies and would love playing games like this, Postal, and so on with me, Gazer of Jabberwock?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:04:18 2015 No.14073448

>>14073440
I have no idea what that has to do with what I said. But then, what I said doesn't really have anything to do with anything; so I suppose it's par the course.

Anyway. Just to clarify, are you talking about a big brother raping his little sister, or a little sister raping her big brother?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:06:04 2015 No.14073453 >>14073448 I mean yeah, Manticores are cute. But their writefaggotry doesn't have cuteness in it. It has rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:11:02 2015 No.14073466 >>14073453 Is this about that Manticore Daughterus raping their rapist father thing somebody was going to write?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:14:08 2015 No.14073472 >>14073443 Gazer probably. She just seems more like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:17:31 2015 No.14073477 >>14073466 Somebody did it like 2 days ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:34:09 2015 No.14073511 >>14073195 I want a monster to strap me into some sex machine fueled by MAMOMO MANA

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:35:47 2015 No.14073515 >>14073258 with her foot right

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:43:34 2015 No.14073526 Writing smut is pretty fun when one of the characters is an overpowered, physics-breaking monstergirl who uses and abuses her powers for mind-bendingly kinky, impossible sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:44:49 2015 No.14073533 Would you a planet-sized MG that uses your ship as a vibrator?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:46:34 2015 No.14073539 >>14073533 No, that sounds weird. Not fun for me at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:49:05 2015 No.14073544 >>14073526 Reading it however is less so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:50:47 2015 No.14073551 >>14073544 Speak for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:54:39 2015 No.14073560 >>14073329 I didn't know she was gonna take it that personally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:56:46 2015 No.14073567 >>14073533 At that point its not really sex. You're just watching someone masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:58:17 2015 No.14073570 >>14073567 I don't know, that's pretty hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:59:12 2015 No.14073574 >>14073560 Of she is. Who knows what your employers might do to you when she's not there? Why can't you just be her butler?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:00:19 2015 No.14073576 >>14073551 I can confirm he speaks for two people at the least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:00:53 2015 No.14073580 >>14073570 Yeah it would be hot no doubt, but im just saying there really isn't any 'would you' to be had.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:01:29 2015 No.14073581 >>14073551 Then as myself let me say this: Your taste is bad and so is your post. Vote for me in 2016.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:02:13 2015 No.14073583 >>14073574 I can just be her butler but, that means I'll have to go back to looking for a job that doesn't drain the life out of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:02:41 2015 No.14073585 >>14073576 Make that three.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:05:02 2015 No.14073591 >>14073583 She's just worried about you. After all, she can barely contain herself when she sees you in your butler clothing, so what if your new employer decides that she wants you as well?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:06:56 2015 No.14073594 >>14073591 ENN TEE ARU? In my /mgg/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:09:00 2015 No.14073597 >>14073544 Well, let's wait and see when I've finished writing this crazy sexfest, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:11:14 2015 No.14073602 >>14073362 man, mgc retirement home always makes me feel like shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:11:50 2015 No.14073605 >>14073594 Of course, if you don't want to be harassed, you can always quit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:12:07 2015 No.14073606 >>14073597 No, I've seen the tags in my mind. I will not be part of this. Good day, Sir.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:14:32 2015 No.14073615 I want to visit Wonderland and accidentally find myself trapped between the affections of a Chesire and Jabberwock!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:14:54 2015 No.14073616 >>14073606 Nice try, but I'm wearing my tinfoil hat. Telepathically extracting the story from my mind won't work this time. What do you think the tags are, then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:15:44 2015 No.14073618 >>14073602 Didn't someone do greentexts and art about Mindflayer retirement home caretakers? It was around the time Mindflayer was released, there may have been Yetis involved too

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:16:44 2015 No.14073621 >>14073618 Not sure about greentexts, but I think lawyer-chan did a few pictures with a mindflayer nurse and old guy

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:19:29 2015 No.14073630

>In the far future, monstergirls finally manage to open a magic portal to another world
>Eager, but skeptical, the first "pioneers" prepare to go through it
>Filled with hope, they step into the portal, wondering what they'll find on the other side
>their faces when all they see is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyMNIFZTQkg
>Its our world

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:21:10 2015 No.14073635 >>14073618 >>14073621 Someone totally did that, I don't think the profile was even translated yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:23:53 2015 No.14073642 >>14072510 >>14072517 >>14072522 >>14072555 >>14072567 >>14072602 If your Monster Waifu took you out for a night of dancing, how would it end up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:23:59 2015 No.14073643 File: 486 KB, 578x700, 1437359542629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do Jiangshi have to hibernate in the winter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:25:47 2015 No.14073650 File: 327 KB, 1235x1075, CONTACT! Engaging Target!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072884 >>14072871

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:25:51 2015 No.14073651 >>14073642 If she really really wanted to dance I'd nut up and do it for her. Then she'd probably give me a nice night a home the next night as a reward, if you catch my drift.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:26:16 2015 No.14073655 >>14072464 >Thunderbird Great, long range magic AND aerial bombardment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:27:22 2015 No.14073659 >>14072464 >Dark Elf Haram. Absolutely haram.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:27:59 2015 No.14073663 >>14073650 RAPE HIM RAPE HIM RAPE HIM

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:28:15 2015 No.14073664 >>14073642 Badly. Neither of us would be good dancers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:29:20 2015 No.14073668 >>14073650 Why is it this is getting me hard? Is it because I like the idea of being chased by a monstergirl on all fours? Do I just enjoy the idea of being hunted down?

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:29:52 2015 No.14073669

>>14073642
We both stumble about like nerds for a while, maybe with me tripping over her paws every once in a while.
Perhaps by the end of it, we settle into a slow, simple step, still managing to make it somewhat intimate.

And as bad as I am at dancing, at least I get to see her in a fancy gown.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:30:10 2015 No.14073671 File: 169 KB, 951x751, 1427735708191.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14072464 >Druella send help please

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:30:52 2015 No.14073672 File: 309 KB, 1320x1116, Jinkos truly are olev.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073668 Most likely because you're a slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:33:49 2015 No.14073682 File: 215 KB, 1275x471, 1438332431990.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073642

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:34:16 2015 No.14073683

>>14073671
But anon, she's just lonely and wants a husbando to adventure around with.
I mean yeah, she's probably got some fucked up fetishes like Hand-holding, and cuddling, or even sex in the missionary position under the covers with the lights off for the purpose of procreation. but there's no guarantee she'll want to do that with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:34:55 2015 No.14073685 >>14073642 I don't dance so probably pretty poorly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:35:43 2015 No.14073687 File: 33 KB, 198x200, 564748489.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073642 >Vampire waifu teaching me to dance to the beat of classical music, ends with soft femdom sex and biting session

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:36:02 2015 No.14073688 >>14073682 >Doing reload animations for guns to dance Dude, this may actually work now that I think about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:37:05 2015 No.14073690 >>14072464 >Elf She'd better not be tsundere or I am dropping her sorry rear end off of a cliff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:39:55 2015 No.14073696 >>14073682 >last line God dammit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:40:56 2015 No.14073702 >>14073605 I guess I'll have to go back to being a clerk and carry boxes around all day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:44:51 2015 No.14073712 >>14073642 Well I can't dance so

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:45:06 2015 No.14073716 >>14073702 Or you could just wear magic tamperproof underwear.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:45:37 2015 No.14073718

>>14073683
But she's tough and scary

I mean I fully support her cause of Monster Superiority and corrupting all human women and making the world a Demon realm paradise, but she seems really intimidating to work with. What if she's critical of my work and thinks I'm lackluster? I don't think I could live with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:46:01 2015 No.14073719 >>14073688 Until someone recognizes one of the moves

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:48:45 2015 No.14073724

>>14073690
Nah. She's an elf adventurer who ran away from her isolated village in the forest to pursue her dreams.
Compared to humans, she's a prodigy when it comes to tracking and natural magic, but she finds herself fascinated with all aspects of the larger, round-eared beings.
In fact, she's naive and happy-go-lucky to a fault. She'd cast no doubts if a cloaked stranger tempted her into a dark back alley with the promise of unique and fantastical wares to sell.

Really, you'll be her guide as well as her companion. It'll be your job to guard her from the dangers of orc rape, faceless man rape, tentacle rape, monster rape, and all while she entrusts her life to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:49:25 2015 No.14073725 >>14073719 >I recognize that animation

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:49:32 2015 No.14073726 File: 129 KB, 643x480, ss (2015-09-10 at 03.34.06).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time for another stream. https://picarto.tv/monorus

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:50:51 2015 No.14073728 MON Squad > Darling's crew.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:51:39 2015 No.14073729 >>14073728 Anon, you are so incredible correct

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:53:01 2015 No.14073732 >>14073726 Mono you are on a fucking roll

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:53:43 2015 No.14073735 >>14073682 >>14073688 Well, take the gun away, and most of those animations just look like elaborate clapping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:53:51 2015 No.14073736 >>14073729 The only good things about that anime is Zombina's and Rachnera's voice and the MON opening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:54:26 2015 No.14073739 >>14073728 Watermelon with a hole cut in it > anything EMG can throw at you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:55:12 2015 No.14073740 >>14073719 Yes, and? You just found someone with common interests.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:55:35 2015 No.14073741 >>14073728 >Tio and Zombina > Darling's crew Ftfy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:55:59 2015 No.14073743 >>14073739 Yeah pretty much, EMG is such trash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:56:26 2015 No.14073746 >>14073739 Rach is wonderful and the best thing about EMG.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:56:43 2015 No.14073747 >>14073736 I don't know, you have to admit other from those its really spot on with the manga, even though they moved around some parts

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:56:52 2015 No.14073749 >>14073650 THE TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 21:58:58 2015 No.14073756 >>14073672 So? There's nothing wrong with wanting ho be hunted down by a monster girl, or better yet, a whole group of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 22:02:52 2015 No.14073771 File: 269 KB, 429x571, 52448220_p17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 22:04:01 2015 No.14073775 File: 261 KB, 971x1266, 2f99570d6276df88326d4736b1b33329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14073668 >Why is it this is getting me hard? Because you have great taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 22:04:15 2015 No.14073777 >>14073771 >Full Body Vibration Stimulation

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 22:07:35 2015 No.14073786 >>14073771 L-lewd!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 22:08:09 2015 No.14073788 >>14073775 I want to use elaborate traps and make that Oni my plaything!

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