Miss. Sunflower.

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Miss. Sunflower. Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:46:05 2015 No.14213205 [Reply] [Original]

You really did it this time, you accidentally stepped on a flower and she saw you. Quickly, how do you express you are sorry and show your regret convincingly so she won't turn you into garden compost?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:53:49 2015 No.14213224 genuflect

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:33:51 2015 No.14213581 I offer my face as a chair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:44:18 2015 No.14213621 I apologize.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:07:41 2015 No.14213684 I plant my seed.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:09:38 2015 No.14213688
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There'd be little choice in the matter: I'd have to subject myself to doing something really humiliating in order to satisfy my debt of wrongdoing. Either that or be her garden compost. Yep.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:17:29 2015 No.14213704
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>>14213205

Well all i've got going for me is being a coffee nerd, so i could offer her the dankest coffee of Gensokyo.

But idk if a brew made with the taste of dead unborn toasted seeds would be a good idea.

I'll just rip in pepperoni then

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:17:39 2015 No.14213706 >>14213205 Point towards my head. The implication should be clear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:18:26 2015 No.14213708 >>14213205 Suck her dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:30:42 2015 No.14213738 File: 126 KB, 800x800, Yuuka Sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213205 Tell her I'll do anything she asks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:32:02 2015 No.14213741 File: 95 KB, 969x912, 1444692722376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213708 Yuuka is proud to be CIS scum. Die you filthy non CIS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:35:06 2015 No.14213748 >>14213741 ouch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:57:11 2015 No.14213820 According to PMiSS I should be fine with a simple apology, but if Akyuu was lying then I'm dead either way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:14:39 2015 No.14213902 >>14213820 Could work in your favor if she's more lenient towards non-natives. Then again, Gensokyo is rarely a welcoming environment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:34:30 2015 No.14213982 >>14213704 How do I get dank coffee in Americaland, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:39:22 2015 No.14214003 >>14213982 Anywhere. Coffee in every form is composed partially of water, and so is by its very definition dank.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 05:30:13 2015 No.14215387 >>14213741 ow

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:07:05 2015 No.14215449 File: 231 KB, 850x650, Let me in anon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let me in Anon Trust me I'm a Sunflower

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:12:46 2015 No.14215456 File: 88 KB, 800x466, bdsm victim.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213205 i will go step on more of her flowers duh

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:39:24 2015 No.14215497 File: 183 KB, 765x687, Yuuka_Poisoning_005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215449 uuu~ Yuuka's breasts... Yuuka's breasts...

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:51:17 2015 No.14215520
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Jokes on you faggot hahahah, I'm Yuyuko hahahaha, OG shit, real shit, the real shit, the realest fucking gansta in Gensm0keyo, I gonna, I gonna, nuh, I gonna bust bitch knees trhen eat her sunflower seeds hahaha messing with the reelest G how dumb can a bitch get hahaha

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 06:55:19 2015 No.14215529
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bitch ass nigga you will not you shall not you mofucking CANNOT stand before the truest realest G, the gangbanger, the ghost slaya, the true playa, YUYUKO sama bitch my crew wrek you my homies send you back with holes bitch what motherfucking bitch what nigga what what you gonna do nigga what you gonna do huh huh huh bitch nigga ill ffuck you up hahahah

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 07:02:44 2015 No.14215545

Lesse, i'm a outsider, i'm in Gensokyo and i have no idea where the exit is.

In any case i'm dead meat.

Now let's consider the following: by being killed by a youkai i have a good chance of becoming a vengeful spirit.
Vengeful spirits are youkai-kryptonite, if kryptonite could fling itself at Superman on it's own.

Thus wait to be killed and then go on a rampage. Who knows? Maybe after exploding 100 youkais you get a prize or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:34:08 2015 No.14216572 >>14215449 What happens if I don't? She looks like she's going to come in anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:49:01 2015 No.14216620 >>14215456 >filename "bdsm victim" >keeps stepping on her flowers. >Not asking for it. >Tenshi doesn't like to get rekt

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:52:58 2015 No.14216630 >>14216620 lol who are you quoting tho?

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 20:09:23 2015 No.14217622
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>>14213205
There would be no way around her attacking me. She saw me stepping on it. What possible excuse could I have?

The only right choice is to attack first. Put all of my might into a single punch. If I'm lucky she'll be startled for a few seconds and I could make a run for it. If not, well at least I didn't got out being a weakling, a fucking whimp like the rest of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:39:57 2015 No.14218389 >>14213688 >Subject myself to doing something really humiliating Like what, sissification?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:05:05 2015 No.14218493 File: 309 KB, 600x549, edgeman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14217622

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:10:16 2015 No.14218513
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I would gladly die if it means I can make Yuuka happy!
I want to be fertilizer for her flowers, I want to be killed by her, she is perfect in every way.
I love you Yuuka! Please kill me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:11:25 2015 No.14218517 >>14213205 I say sorry and tell her to please not hurt me too much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 23:18:00 2015 No.14218539 I tell her that I caught and drowned 11 squirrels that attempted to aggrieve my sunflower patch this year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:41:21 2015 No.14223023 >>14218513 wow

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 19:57:37 2015 No.14223075 Beat her up

Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:27:29 2015 No.14223153

just say I'm sorry and say I'll plant ten more in its place
considering it's an accident and she explicitly saw it as an accident due to the wording of the OP I'm sure she'd be reasonable about it
I don't think she's that volatile. just that if you do really fuck up big time, you'll never have an opportunity to do it again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 20:34:07 2015 No.14223163 File: 513 KB, 800x1147, 18648054.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I WANT TO IMPREGNATE YUUKA KAZAMI!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:00:58 2015 No.14223706 >>14213205 It's just a fucking flower, jeez lady

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:28:42 2015 No.14223771 File: 437 KB, 1280x720, 49965094_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] best face

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:32:22 2015 No.14223781 File: 428 KB, 1280x720, 49202102_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223771

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:33:41 2015 No.14223784 File: 633 KB, 1280x720, 51142074_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223781

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:36:32 2015 No.14223788 >>14223771 >>14223781 >>14223784 Your eyes are scary, Yuuka...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:37:53 2015 No.14223791 File: 382 KB, 1280x720, 48629304_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223788 That's what i love about it such nice eyes

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 00:53:35 2015 No.14223825 >>14218513 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:00:32 2015 No.14223845 >>14223163 She IS the third most fecund touhou.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:03:20 2015 No.14223854 File: 278 KB, 542x1583, Yuuka_Poisoning_004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It depends. Am I a cute, young 2d boy, or a 3d pig adult? Hopefully the former. Maybe Yuuka will take advantage of me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:07:43 2015 No.14223858 >>14223854 i need to read this again link?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:17:12 2015 No.14223871 >>14223791 But it's scary!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:20:46 2015 No.14223877 >>14223871 you don't like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:27:18 2015 No.14223890 >>14223877 Kinda, but it's still scary. She'll make no friends with a gaze like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:38:42 2015 No.14223923 >>14223890 but i like her gaze!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:53:29 2015 No.14223963 >>14223923 Most don't. It drives them away.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 01:59:08 2015 No.14223970
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>>14223963
Yeah her gaze is really attractive

something i can't explain

it's really beautiful most people like you may be frighten by it but me i enjoy it because it makes her look cute in a way. If I had a gf with the same gaze i would be very happy to be with her

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:09:46 2015 No.14224013 >>14223970 Yes, it's really good. It's the kind of casual glance that you may make when you're walking to the store during rain and see a snail crawling on the pavement.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:11:34 2015 No.14224024 >>14224013 I don't like being looked at like I'm a bug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:11:47 2015 No.14224027 File: 674 KB, 1440x900, 47001725_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 02:22:45 2015 No.14224066 File: 61 KB, 473x590, yuuka sleepy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14224027 Why'd you wake her up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:42:33 2015 No.14225139 File: 555 KB, 718x985, 1412550575304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223871 I think they're cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 10:57:11 2015 No.14225189 >>14225139 See I'm not the only one

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 11:59:59 2015 No.14225355 File: 1.23 MB, 1500x1500, yuuka 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's not her fault she's inordinately powerful and has a serious-looking face. You'll quickly realize she's really a very nice person once you get to know her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 15:46:17 2015 No.14226044 >>14217622 You sound like a mega cuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:58:54 2015 No.14226883 File: 1.34 MB, 1200x1600, 1438873944032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14223970 Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:02:04 2015 No.14226899 File: 260 KB, 840x1200, 1438908568083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213581 >>14213688 >>14218513 >>14223075 >>14223706 All of you cucks don't seem to understand the meaning of BDSM.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:03:28 2015 No.14226903 File: 125 KB, 500x789, c4ab8e9b6d98c5628ac7f67ce0214ca857ea2f3a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14226899

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 22:04:35 2015 No.14227447 >>14218513 I want to be the "fertilizer" for her "flowers" too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 22:20:20 2015 No.14227511 >>14226883 what do you want to know

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 22:45:15 2015 No.14227605 >>14224024 A snail's not a bug! It's a mollusk!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 00:12:31 2015 No.14228013 Where's that kuso thread guy?

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:36:11 2015 No.14229312
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>>14226044
>somebody who fights and tries to get to safety when his life is in danger sounds like a cuck
>somebody who says "step on me yuuka-onee-sama" doesn't
Fuck off with that shitty meme btw

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 16:42:59 2015 No.14230294 >>14229312 Nobody is impressed by your internet bravado, dude. Grow the fuck up

>>	Kaptain Kuso Fri Oct 16 16:56:29 2015 No.14230337 >>14228013 He got banned

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 17:43:46 2015 No.14230505 >>14229312 You're cuck if you'd punch a woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 18:48:38 2015 No.14230733 >>14230294 Just stating the facts man, you mad that I'd punch your slime hair-colored waifu? >>14230505 No I'm not. Also >calling a man-eating abomination a woman

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 19:04:00 2015 No.14230786 I'll be her slave boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 22:17:57 2015 No.14231470 >>14218389 Like singing bedtime lullabies to her flowers when the sun goes down for the evening.

Anonymous Sat Oct 17 22:29:26 2015 No.14236273

>>14213224

It was total humiliation to be genuflecting before the youkai who had raped your little sister and scooped out your waifu's eyes.

But you didn't want to die. When there is life, there is hope. Your precious life is irreplaceable. So you plastered an obsequious smile on your face and meekly got down on your hands and knees.

"YA FUCKIN' LOSER! NO MAN WOULD BOW DOWN SO EASILY! Die like the dog you are!"

Yuuka then lifted one of her legs, and sent it hurtling toward your prostrated head. Its heel sank into the back of your head with a disgusting crunch. Your head cracked open like a pomegranate and fresh blood splattered everywhere...

And then you died.

[ ] Get a clue
[ ] No time for this shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:42:49 2015 No.14240061 >>14236273 waht

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 00:05:46 2015 No.14241154 File: 19 KB, 279x492, 1379590739067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14215449

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:16:41 2015 No.14246115 >>14236273 [x]Genuflect

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 07:31:08 2015 No.14246789 File: 241 KB, 489x399, 1375534400535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14230337 Just another day in the truNEET life, dudester.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 09:56:52 2015 No.14246990 >>14236273 [X] JUMP IN THE LAKE

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