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Fixing your furries with one easy step.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.14260750

>>14260746
Defurred Cu-sith a cute.

>> No.14260751

Second for becoming an Alp and having strapon sex with your waifu!

>> No.14260757

>>14260746
Yes, this is less shitty I suppose.

>> No.14260759
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14260759

>Delivery for the cutest boy in the room!

>> No.14260762

>>14260751
Fifth for compelling reasons for the existence of gas chambers.

>> No.14260763
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14260763

>>14260746
Sixth for faggotfoxes.

>> No.14260764

>>14260751
>not just using that colossal spadetail

>> No.14260765

>>14260759
What's in the box, tiny Wock?

>> No.14260768

>>14260746
>Defurried Cu-Sith
If she was like that with the profile description KC gave her she'd be better than Kobolds.

>> No.14260769

>>14260746
Awesome. An alt-costume for the kobold.

>> No.14260770

>>14260759
he must be the tiniest boy in the room too

>> No.14260772

http://pastebin.com/uLucGQEf

Spooky halloween greentext I just finished

>> No.14260774

>>14260768
Talking of defurried versions, did we ever get one for Cait Sith?

>> No.14260778

>>14260751
>Alp

No. I'll take the temporary fruit, though.

>> No.14260783

>>14260772
You're eight days early, faggot.

>> No.14260784
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14260784

>>14260774
It's not the MGE version exactly but this girl has been posted in these threads a number of times(and gotten her own OP)

>> No.14260785

>>14260778
What would you do once you ate the fruit exactly?

>> No.14260789

>>14260784
Yeah that one came to mind, shame we didn't get one for the MGE Cait Sith though.

>> No.14260808
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14260808

I want to go fishing with a Harpy!

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14260813

Go ahead, open it.

>> No.14260822

>>14260813
You gon get headpats.

>> No.14260826

>>14260813
What's on top of loli-rachnee's head?

>> No.14260827

>>14260746
You did a good thing, would headpat and breed with/10

>> No.14260833
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14260833

>>14260813
>Filename
But I already did that long ago.

>> No.14260834

>>14260826
A condom filled with love.

>> No.14260835

just putting this there for people that didn't see the changes.
http://pastebin.com/8atLkWye

>> No.14260837

>>14260813
Yes, hold still while I get the newspaper...

>> No.14260838
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14260838

What kinda spider girl u want, fam?

>> No.14260839

>>14260785
>Eat the fruit while you're waifu's out
>She comes home to find all the lights off, and all the doors sut
>She calls out to you
>No answer
>She makes her way into the bedroom, thinking you've got some surprise planned for her
>When she opens the door, she sees a naked girl sitting on your bed
>It takes several minutes for her to calm down and actually cast her senses to confirm that it's really you
>You tell her that you're still a little unfamiliar with your temporary new body
>Ask her to help get you used to it

I imagine there's some potential in that, especially if your waifu's a slimegirl or tentacle

>>14260826
A raindrop. Google "jumping spider raindrop"

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14260846

>>14260838

>> No.14260851

>>14260839
>Waifu's a Hellhound
>Would normally have the strength to at least go 50/50 and have power struggle sex with her for a while
>>In the temporary new body you wouldn't have nearly as much strength
>Her face lights up when she realises the potential

>> No.14260852

>>14260835
Jesus Christ anon, what is spell check?

>> No.14260859

>>14260839
>>14260851
Fuck off.

>> No.14260860

>>14260852
something I don't do enough.

>> No.14260863

>>14260851
Wrestle sex with a Hellhound sounds fantastic, it's too bad I'm so scrawny and sickly.

>> No.14260865

>>14260851
>Hellhound grinning devilishly as her paws pin your now slender wrists to the bed
>Her breasts completely smother your own chest
>She starts to slowly lick your cheek

God damn it, stop making me want this. I don't want to want this. Nothing but bad things can come out of wanting this.

>> No.14260867

>>14260851
>literal gender fursuit
You need to leave.

>> No.14260873

>>14260867
I... w-what? What are you on about anon-kun~?

>> No.14260874

>>14260863
>it's too bad I'm so scrawny and sickly.

Shh, don't say that out loud or the Onee-sabbath with come for you.

>> No.14260877

>>14260867
Fursuit?

>> No.14260878

>>14260874
Do they have Kikimoras or Kejourous? I wouldn't mind one of those.

>> No.14260880

>>14260865
That sounds gentle for a Hellhound, a little too gentle.

She'd probably be trying to get you to let your guard down before switching into brutal rapetrain mode and teaching you to be nice and submissive before you transform back. That way she can eliminate any future resistance in your real body.

>> No.14260882

>>14260769
kek

>> No.14260884

>>14260878
Yes so many of them. And if they love to take care of boys who are sickly.

Forever and ever and ever.

>> No.14260885

>>14260880
Hellhounds are the gentlest of doms anon, I don't know what you're on about. Sure they can get really wild, but they're nice, loving girls.

>> No.14260888

Parker find me ideas! Ideas to write something about them!

Hurry you lazy bastard, lest someone takes the chance for himself

>> No.14260889

>>14260884
I need this. Why can't I have this? All I have is this suffering ;_;

>> No.14260891

>yuri with alps

>> No.14260892

>>14260888
Find it yourself chief.
I hope your son dies in a space shuttle explosion.

>> No.14260897

>>14260888
Busty, tall maine coon Werecat onee-san.

>> No.14260899

>>14260884
This sounds great. Where do I sign up and can I get a Demon or Mantis?

>> No.14260901

>>14260888
So...You don't want all these sweet pictures of Spiderman I have?

>> No.14260903

>>14260891
But this thread keeps telling me alps are boys!

>> No.14260904

>>14260888
Monster girl metal group and their manager.

>> No.14260905

>>14260860
Don't wanna come across as a dick but there's a problem when you come across a spelling error every other line.

>> No.14260908

>>14260884
The don't happen to have any Dragons do they?

>> No.14260909

>>14260892
It was a stupid way of asking if you wanted something done, also I'm not gonna let my hypothetical son play space station 13

>> No.14260911

>>14260888
Slime girls. We need more slime girls, now!

>> No.14260912

>>14260891
Don't you fucking dare try to pull that one anon, you always argue and everyone always complains that alps are still men.
Mediocre.

>> No.14260915

>>14260888
I thought you wanted pictures of that public menace 'Spider Girl' fighting with that vulture girl

>> No.14260916

>>14260891
And
>people wanting to be alps

>> No.14260918

>>14260889
>>14260899
>>14260908
Damn you fools don't you realize you'll do nothing but be cuddled, headpatted and called a good boy for doing various lewd acts all day?

>> No.14260919

>>14260901
Does he look like a bitch? Because right now I'm lusting for other kinds of photos, bring them to me tomorrow I'm busy right now, OUT!

>> No.14260920

>>14260918
Yes, that's exactly what I want. Bring it on anon, I can't wait much longer.

>> No.14260921

>>14260912
>you
Alps are girls. And I'm complaining about the yuri.

>> No.14260923

>>14260916
Don't you want to free yourself from doubt and pain, anon?

>> No.14260924

>>14260918
I-if it's with a Dragon then it's okay.

>> No.14260925

>>14260918
Is there a problem with that? Sounds like something to aspire to, to be honest.

>> No.14260927

>>14260885
There's nothing gentle about her sliding her ample breasts across your flat chest, no not at all. Nor is there anything gentle about her sliding her tongue into your mouth as she rubs her warm paw against your newly formed slit.
That kind of stuff is brutal as can be, almost as brutal as when she moves her head between your legs and starts licking like a puppy lapping up milk, that kind of stuff is like something straight out of a horror movie.

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>> No.14260930

>>14260891
>>14260912
Wait, is yuri with alps acceptable in these threads? Awesome.

>> No.14260931

>>14260746
A vast improvement.

>> No.14260932

>>14260909
And my response was a joke about JJJ and how his son died

>> No.14260934

>>14260928
Sounds nice.

>> No.14260937

>>14260746
Dullahan's cute potential far outweighs their lewd potential:

>cuddling with their head when lonely

>putting their head on the coffee table to to watch TV while the body does housework

>setting their head on guard duty while the body bathes to ensure that Anon doesn't peek

>Head on the counter, reading a cookbook while the body prepare dinner

>Flipping their head around so you can't see them blush or cry when you bully them or do something embarassing

>Scaring people at the pool by hiding their head on a sun lounge while their body stays underwater indefinitely and scares people

>Sending their body out to run an errand when their too lazy to go themselves

>> No.14260938

>>14260928
>Gassing Alps
>Not Tanuki
Get it right faggot.

>> No.14260940

>>14260932
Oh...my bad, well played

I'm not even gonna pretend I'm sleepy

>> No.14260942

>>14260905
I know, there's a new mistake every time I look.
My grammar is one of the greater problems, by the time I fix it, no one gives a shit and thanks to that stalking bastard I can't bring up old ones with better grammar.

>> No.14260945

>>14260921
You're a big dummy, go away with your double standards.

>>14260930
Yuri with wonderland fruit is the acceptable bit. Alps are a little more debatable, but they're still ok.

>> No.14260950

>>14260930
Yuri finds a way.

>> No.14260952

>>14260927
I don't want it.
I don't want it.
I don't want it.

I kind of sort of want it.

>> No.14260954

>>14260945
>Yuri with wonderland fruit is the acceptable bit.
no

>> No.14260957

>>14260954
Yes anon, it's only temporary. don't be so salty.

>> No.14260959

>>14260918
>live in MGC and suffer from insomnia
>neighbor tells you about the Sabbath Daki service
>don't want that because you're not a damn lolicon
>days later you see a flyer for the Onee-Sabbath's 'Pillow Service'
>decide to call to set up a time tonight
>there are many different ladies to choose from however
>what MG do you choose?
http://strawpoll.me/5810991

>> No.14260960

Weekend's starting two hours early!

>> No.14260962

>>14260930
Wonderland fruits are a KC approved way of temporary fun time with waifus and technically isn't yuri since the man will transform back in a matter of an hour or two.

At that point the monster girl would probably be craving for the dick so bad she'd force herself on him before he can catch a breather.

>> No.14260964

>>14260945
>This entire post

>> No.14260965

>>14260964
Is good, no?

>> No.14260967

>>14260957
>>14260962
Oh, okay, I'm sure I'm the only guy against it, carry on with your yuri.

>> No.14260971

>>14260967
Thanks anon, way to be a pal. You're alright.

>> No.14260972

>>14260967
Yes, you are the only one against it.

>> No.14260974

>>14260959
I swear if the mystery box just leads to me taking a wock...

>> No.14260979

>>14260959
Why is there no "All" option?

>> No.14260982
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14260982

I don't mind this wonderland fruit thing, but I think we've got to balance it out with something else, too.

Something like phoenixes. The monstergirl you can experience childhood friendship and an adult relationship with, over and over and over again.

>> No.14260984
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14260984

>>14260937
Dollarhams are cute.

>> No.14260986

>>14260945
>>14260962
Hard yurifags pls leave.

>> No.14260989

>>14260982
Wait, do you explode and reincarnate like she does? That could make for a lot of interesting dynamics, I like it.

>> No.14260990

>>14260945
>double standards
Stop doing this m8, you don't know me. And yuri is not welcome here.

>> No.14260993

>>14260986
This isn't hard yuri, this is the softest, most mary-sue way to have yuri.

>> No.14260994

>>14260982
As a girl, right? So we can do some yuri stuff over and over and over again?

>> No.14260996

>>14260982
>Something like phoenixes. The monstergirl you can experience childhood friendship and an adult relationship with, over and over and over again.

This reminds me of an idea I was talking about a few months ago but never got around to expanding on. Since husbands in MGE have their lifespan based off their waifus, they would reincarnate every time she did. It leads to all kinds of possibilities.

>> No.14261002

>>14260965
It's Hillary testifying yesterday tier.

>> No.14261003

What can't you do in Wonderland?

>> No.14261005

>>14260986
That second post you quoted mentioned the monster girl taking a dick, how in any way is that hard yuri?

>> No.14261006

Yurifags and yaoifags are making me hate alps.

>> No.14261012

>>14261003
Bring Ed's mother back to life.

>> No.14261013

>>14261002
What's that? Some sort of meme?

>> No.14261014

>>14261006
They've been told time and time again to fuck off to /u/.

>> No.14261015

>>14261005
Is yuri since you have lesbian sex with a monstergirl? Or are you doing it with a man?

>> No.14261018

>>14260930
>>14260994
Shitposter please go.

>> No.14261020

>>14261006
Wonderland fruit has nothing to do with Alps.

The man transforms into a human woman temporarily, not a monster girl/alp.

>> No.14261021

Stop scaring away Russian men, Yuri is allowed here and there's nothing wrong with his posts

>> No.14261024

>>14261003
Be a wholesome person.

>> No.14261027

>>14261018
It's part of the setting, throw another autism rant if you like, it will make no difference

>> No.14261030

>>14260984
I want to rub her soft abs and silky musular thighs.

;_;

>> No.14261032

>>14261018
Uhh no? People say is acceptable, technically not yuri.

>> No.14261034

>>14260904
Interesting, I don't think anyone has tried this

Time to make the cast

>> No.14261035
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14261035

>>14260989
I'd think so.

I threw a few ideas to the thread, and they came back with some interesting ideas in return. So now I'm thinking of two ways you can do it.

1. She ages 4 times faster than you. By two years old, she looks like an eight year old. By four years old, she looks sixteen. She dies at around 25, and is reborn with her knowledge and memories, even if she has to relearn motor skills as her body and brain actually develop.

2. She and the husband age at the same rate, die together regardless one's individual lifespan, and are both reborn in the phoenix's fire, to go through life growing up together all over again.

I've been thinking about it and wondering if there's a good way to mix those two methods together.

>> No.14261037

>>14261020
>implying the wonderland fruit transforms you into a human woman
Stop lying /d/, we know what it does.

>> No.14261038

Anyone have the Jabberwock pics from last thread?

>> No.14261041

>>14261037
Don't you even start.

>> No.14261042

>>14261038
They're on the wiki

>> No.14261044

>>14261038
I do.

>> No.14261051

>>14261020
Wait, is this true?

>> No.14261052

>>14261034
I was toying with doing the idea myself a while back. The original plan had a Hellhound on guitar and a Thunderbird lead singer but that's as far as I got.

Laziness is the enemy. That and being a shit writer.

>> No.14261053

http://strawpoll.me/5810991
>if you haven't voted yet you have 30 minutes before I start writing about the winner

>> No.14261055

>>14261020
http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR
/answer/113134475093
>Sorry for the question, but speaking of Wonderland, since monstergirls will transform into variations, such as Dragon to Jabberwock or Wererabbit to March Hare, are there any other such cases? Speaking in concrete! If a woman gets attacked by a monstergirl, she'll transform into the same kind, but! In case of a guy it'll be an Alp!! So is it possible to turn into a monstergirl other than an Alp!!??
>Normally not. But in case that a guy wants to turn into a different kind of monstergirl, there's a quicker way since there seem to be traps and fruits that turn one into a monstergirl in Wonderland. Normally you'll turn back after a fixed amount of time, but if you end up thinking [it's nice as a monstergirl] while having sex with a guy in this state, your condition will turn permanent and you become a monstergirl for good

>> No.14261056

>>14261051
Seems I remembered wrongly, apparently you become a monster girl for a short while.

The downside is that if you have sex with a man as one and like it that you stay as that monster girl.

>> No.14261063

>>14261055
So it's typical KC pandering/handwaving then?

>> No.14261064

>>14261056
But that would be gay, and gay is haram!

>> No.14261066

>>14261064
Exactly, have sex with a MG while in that form and everything's okay!

>> No.14261067

>>14261042
Not the lewd which I didn't save

>>14261044
I'm glad you do.

>>14261056
>>14261055
KC said before that you don't permagender bend if you like having a dick or "wanting to be with waifu as a man" more than you like girlsex.

>> No.14261068

>>14261052
My bet is that perseverance can cure both those things

Granted that is one of my weaknesses, gotta get stronger

>> No.14261069

>>14261056
>>14261064
Well, thank god nobody here wants to have sex with men, then.

Some people just seem to want to be the little girl, so they can do kinky things with another girl. The weirdos.

>> No.14261071

>>14261066
Exactly.

>> No.14261072

>>14261055
>>14261056
Why would a monstergirl want to have sex with a girl?

>> No.14261075

>>14261053
Speaking of Demon.
PRW finally pastebinned his Demon story and now he's dead again. I knew this would happen.

>> No.14261079

>>14261072
If her husband done it as a form of kinky sex play and offered her hardcore dicking after.

>> No.14261080

I want to knit sweaters for werekittens

>> No.14261083
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14261083

>>14260928

>> No.14261084
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14261084

>>14261069
>Some people just seem to want to be the little girl
I thought we got rid of this shit when we left /a/.

>> No.14261087

>>14261080
They better be made from the finest Yeti wool

>> No.14261088

>>14261083
Beautiful.

>> No.14261090

>>14261063
Like everything else that isn't a profile.

>> No.14261091

>>14261034
Valkyrie singer
Ancient Nordic queen gone Wight as lead guitar
Elf #1 as rhythm guitar
Elf #2 as Bass
Mountain Troll with very long hair braided with flowers that obscures her features and acts as her clothing as drummer

They're called Blind Guardian and mostly sing about Lord of the Rings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bDVPLDppvE

>> No.14261092

>>14261072
As a very spicy form of foreplay, I suppose. Maybe some roleplay or something.

Hey, if there's no man about, their hedonistic instincts will just get them to have fun with girls, if there's no guy about.
If their husbando wanted to try something, I'm sure they'd be able to accomodate.

>> No.14261093

>>14261079
I see, would she fuck her with a strap-on?

>> No.14261095

>>14261084
You'll never get rid of faggots. There are always more.

>> No.14261100

>>14261092
>Hey, if there's no man about, their hedonistic instincts will just get them to have fun with girls, if there's no guy about.
Oh look, it's this again.

>> No.14261105

>>14261100
Well, that's what I've read. Obviously not every single monster girl would do that, but it seemed to be a generalisation about SOME monster girls, at least.
You're right, though, not all of then would just do that whenever, with whoever.

>> No.14261106

>>14261093
Depends, some have bodies that are already perfect for dominating their temp-female husband.
The ones with tentacles are the obvious ones.

>> No.14261114

>>14261105
Sure, sure.

>> No.14261115

I want to grow old with a phoenix, to the point where death is ready to claim me, just so I can be wrapped up in her wings as we both start to glow and burn, listening to her say "Relax, I've done this plenty of times. You'll wake up and see me again, okay?"

>> No.14261119
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14261119

Drawfag here, I wanna draw a busty centaur from Monmusu, does anyone here have some good poses for them?

>> No.14261123

>>14261119
Looming over a man and giving him scary bedroom eyes.

>> No.14261130

>>14261119
Like one of your french girls.

>> No.14261131

>>14261115
>Both reincarnate
>You're a young boy and she's a girl around the same age
>Since you still retain all your memories you want to do the same stuff you did with her as an adult
>You try and get her in the mood but she seems awfully shy
>After asking her what's wrong she blushes
>"I-I'm completely pure every time I reincarnate so..."
>You get to deflower your waifu for a second time

>> No.14261132

>>14261119
Shopping for cute tops that are too small for her

>> No.14261137

>>14261100
Don't even bother replying to these shitposters.

>> No.14261138

>>14261119
>>14261123
This.

>> No.14261141

>>14261132
This.

>> No.14261144

>>14261119
From behind while they're flexing. Just draw their back muscles. Draw the sides of their boobs since they're big enough to go past the outlines of their backs too.

>> No.14261146

>>14260905
I Just spent time fixing the grammar on it. I hope its better for you.

>> No.14261147

>>14261072
The lesbians, like liliraune, alraune with honeybee, alp, devil bugs, roper, succubus, etc, pretty much all of them.

>> No.14261149

>>14261100
>>14261114
You added nothing but dismissive buzzwords, bye

>> No.14261153

>>14261144
boobs that large are the best

>> No.14261154

>>14261149
>dismissive buzzwords
What?

>> No.14261157

>>14261144
This could be nice.

>> No.14261159
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14261159

>>14261144
That sounds good.

>> No.14261160

>>14261153
That they are.
Even better when they're that big on a baphomet

>> No.14261161

Name a more considerate MG mother than a Dog waifu digging up her prized bone and giving it to her teething pups.

>> No.14261162

>>14261149
He's just being fucking dismissive. That word was completely unnecessary. People like you are why buzzword is now a buzzword.

>> No.14261164

>>14261160
Nah, big boobs need to have a right body on them.

>> No.14261166

>>14261149
Sure, sure. It's that same shit all over again, that's why I don't care what you have to say.

>> No.14261167

>>14261160
you are so right. i like oppai Familiars myself

>> No.14261171

>>14261164
And this is the right one because she'd be holding it with her arms and need you to carry her around.

>> No.14261172

>>14261171
No they need to have more the onee-san body type. Or properly proportioned shortstack.

That's just me though.

>> No.14261177

>>14261172
A proportional shortstack would have hips and an ass that get stuck in stuck in doorways.
I would like her either way.

>> No.14261180

>>14261131
Oh man, that'd be perfect. Just imagine rediscovering yourselves and experiencing pleasure anew like that. Having your first orgasm together, with the knowledge to draw it out and make it feel as good as possible, while it still leaves your mind and body reeling as if it was your first ever time.
And then you could fall asleep together in your old bed, several sizes too big for even the both of you.

>> No.14261184
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14261184

Uh-oh, you've embarrassed your waifu in front of her subordinates. Now she has to save face and punish you. She'll try to be gentle, but she has to make a point.

What is your punishment?

>> No.14261186

>>14261184
Chinese water torture.

I'm just curious is all.

>> No.14261187

>>14261180
I wonder if reincarnation is a thing in MGE? I'm sure Shirohebi's believe in that stuff what with destined lovers and such.

>> No.14261189

>>14261184
Living with an Anubis is punishment enough.

>> No.14261191
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>>14261177
Shortstacks a bestest

>> No.14261193

>>14261184
>She'll try to be gentle, but she has to make a point.
She knows I'm a masochist though, being bullied gives me strength. She doesn't need to be gentle with me.

Nothing too painful though please.

>> No.14261194

>>14261184
Wouldn't she just silence said subordinates?

>> No.14261195
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14261195

>>14261184
GET THE DICK THRONE

Is that punishment?

>> No.14261197

>>14261006
This time you must blame transexuals self inserting into girls, more commonly known as yurifags.

>> No.14261198

>>14261191
I want to ruffle that imps hair and and pat her head, along with spoiling her with sweets.

>> No.14261205

>>14261123
>>14261130
>>14261132
>>14261144
Ah, these are all really good ideas although I was kinda hoping for something that would allow boob smushing as well.
And I'm not sure if I'm quite good enough for some of those
I'll try anyway

>> No.14261206

>>14261184
Dedicated footstall and carrier for the rest of the day, as well as a spanking with the paddle.

Being her footstall and princess carrying her around the desert all day should be punishment enough, but maybe I can convince her that the paddle was going too far, just so I can spank her butt in return.

>> No.14261211
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>>14261177
Properly proportioned shortstacks are the kind Zankuro and Kaimantokage (like that one Makoto pic) can draw.

>> No.14261214
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14261214

Flatcolour of Hyphen's pic from yesterday. I don't think I'll be an artist anytime soon.

Tried to make the daughteru look a little bit different, because fuck motheru-clones.

>> No.14261215

>>14261184
She doesn't have any subordinates but if she did, , it would be by tickling me and tickling me embarrassing names.

>> No.14261216

>>14261205
Just to be clear, I'm drawing a dairy

>> No.14261220 [SPOILER] 
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>>14261195
Depends on how comfortable she allows you to be

>> No.14261224

>>14261211
But don't you want unbalanced one's who can trip and put themselves at your mercy?

>> No.14261226

>>14261211
I want a poplar oni
Or maybe a poplar troll

>> No.14261227

>>14261214
That actually looks kinda nice.

>> No.14261228

>>14261224
No I want a confident and haughty one.

>> No.14261230

>>14261187
I'm willing to think that it is. After all, a lot of stuff in MGE is stated to outright transcend death.

Also, because I adore the idea of two souls finding each other in a future life, even if the actual people don't realise that they've met their literal soul mate at first.

>> No.14261231

>>14261228
Will she do the "ohohohoh" laugh and pout when you pick her up?

>> No.14261232

>>14261205
>>14261216
I look forward to it, whoever you are.

>> No.14261233

Is it possible for a Yeti to be smug? Even if she's saving your life?

>> No.14261234

>>14261214
>spoiler
I can agree with that, but I also get why some like little versions of their waifu.

>> No.14261239

>>14261233
Yetis just can't be smug and haughty. Thus I can't love them.

>> No.14261240

>>14261230
Yeah that would make sense.
>>14261231
Yes, and she has drills.

>> No.14261241

>>14261211
>Big butt shortstack
>Spreading her cheeks for you
Seaport-hime just looks huggable and fuckable no matter how she's drawn
Whoever posted that doujin of her last night, thank you.

>> No.14261243

>Shortstack who trips over herself and falls causing her dress to fly up over her head putting her bare ass up in the air as she falls flat on her face

Givin' her the dick.

>> No.14261248

>>14261123
>>14261205
>>14261216
This but with the Mega Milk pose.

>> No.14261249

>spending the afternoon napping on the couch snuggling with a shortstack lying upon your chest

>> No.14261250

>>14261227
Sadly, the tools deserve way more praise than I do, but thanks.

>>14261234
Sure, I didn't mean to say that they're wrong.

>> No.14261251

>>14261233
"Don't worry, I'm not going to let you die. I'm just too good to let that happen. Yeah, that's right, just go limp and let me hug you. Wandering around in the snow like that, it's like you were asking to be picked up by a strong, warm girl like me. Yeah, that's right, hold me more. You know you love it."

>> No.14261257

>>14261251
That's no Yeti, its an ultra-fluffy Chesire!

>> No.14261262
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14261262

>>14261243
Shortstacks stumbling into lewd situations is too fun

>> No.14261263

>>14261249
I want a shortstack Oomukade to fall asleep on my chest and let me stroke her head as she rests.

>> No.14261265

>>14261257
>A Cheshire going out of her wait to get herself a tan and bleaching her fir to infiltrate the Yeti ranks
>You have no idea how hard it is to bleach your fur when you're from Wonderland. Shit just doesn't work

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>>14261243
>>14261249
You people have the right idea.

>> No.14261278

>>14261251
>Hurry up and slam it in my fluff tunnel or I'll bury you in the snow without your clothes

>> No.14261282

>>14261265
She could easily use a potion to change her fur color to something with grey and white patterns.

>> No.14261286

Remember to tell your kids not to take candy from onee-sabbath.

>> No.14261288

>>14261286
I want them too. Onee-sabbath is great and I hope my daughterus will learn to appreciate it.

>> No.14261289

>>14261273
Too cute. Would semi-lewdly cuddle with her.

>> No.14261291

>>14261286
Damn right I will, that candy is mine.

>> No.14261293

Shortstack Sabbath when

>> No.14261299
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>>14261273
Uh ya. Shortstacks are great fuck toys.

>> No.14261302

>>14261184

She gives me the silent treatment and pretends that I don't exist for a week or two.

In all honesty that would probably break me faster then any real punishment.

>> No.14261304

>>14261293
That's a subfaction of the Onee-Sabbath.

>> No.14261305
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14261305

>All this shortstack talk
>That one shortstack doujin by majoccoid
>All those wolfgirl doujins by him, too

What a time to be alive.

>> No.14261313
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14261313

I want to play Video games with Monster girls

>> No.14261316
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14261316

>>14261291
>It's Halloween night in MGC when you hear a knock at your door
>You sigh, the last girl who knocked as a Wurm wrapped in toilet roll
>As you open the door you notice a Baphomet dressed as a Witch
>Before you can say a word or reach for the candy she pulls down the front of her dress slightly
>"Miss that's highly inappropriate" you tell her
>"But onii-chan you're meant to give people sweet things on Halloween so I thought I'd give you myself"
>Every year your neighbour tries this even though she's 28 already

>> No.14261320
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14261320

>>14261305
>Shortstack wolfgirl doujin
You gonna share or just keep that to yourself?

>> No.14261321

>>14261305
>no results
I have safe search turned off, Anon. Give up the goods.

>> No.14261329

>>14261305
All of his doujins are god tier. Him and noise do the best shortstacks.
>>14261321
Just search majoccoid on your doujin site of choice.

>> No.14261334

>>14261329
>Noise
Fucking give me a high five my man

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>>14261320
>>14261321
And even after I gave you the artist name, too.
How can people who like wolfgirls so much not have honed their searching skills in honour of their wolf-eared waifus?

http://exhentai.org/g/787808/cee31fdab6/

>> No.14261350

>>14261334
Hell yeah motherfucker.

He has too many good doujins.

>> No.14261354

>>14261350
Ain't it the truth. Kid's a fucking natural

>> No.14261363
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>>14261214

Hey, nice job! I just noticed how small the last finger in her left wing is, oops

And agreed, having all monmusus look like clones is boring on the long run

>> No.14261372

Real quick question, do you guys want the girls in the Waifu War to have names and personalities? Because if you don't then I'll just scrap these short bios I've been writing and just carry on as I have.

>> No.14261373

>>14261363
No senpai, don't notice me. I'll be super embarrassed.

>> No.14261374

>>14261232
Thanks, I usually hang out in the Monmusu thread, I've been meaning to visit here but I haven't managed to play Monster Girl Quest yet

>> No.14261375

>>14261372
Give them all video introductions on youtube, with flaming text and a deep-voiced narrator.

>> No.14261377
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>>14260746
>Defurried Cu Sith
>MFW
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE. WITNESS ME, ALP. CU SITH A CUTE.

>> No.14261378

>>14261372
do what you want, just make it interesting

>> No.14261382

>>14261375
Are you the same guy who said I should give them 5000 word backstories?
The answer hasn't changed.

>>14261378
I just want to know if you guys want this.
The bios are just
Name:
Species:
Age:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Reason for Joining:

>> No.14261383
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>>14261363
>And agreed, having all monmusus look like clones is boring on the long run
Thankfully, the girls in the profile art only represent an average member of the species.

Which in turn allows us to fill in that blank space with different bodytypes, personalities, hairstyles/colors, etc.

>> No.14261388

>>14261382
That still feels a little too cookie cutter, y'know?
A small blurb feels a bit more natural. Otherwise you're just reducing a character to likes, dislikes and archetypes. Which defeats the purpose of giving them characters.

>> No.14261394

>>14261388
Okay, I'll cut out the likes and dislikes bit and just leave their reasons for joining.
Thanks anon, that helps a lot.

>> No.14261403

>>14261383
>Thankfully, the girls in the profile art only represent an average member of the species.
Yeah, like look at the named girls in some of KC's stories as example. The black haired kitsune looks damn great.

I've thought of commissioning some stuff before, like my ideal designs for some of the girls but that shit's walking a fine line between acceptable and Fizzshire/special snowflake Lilim territory. I'd still do unspeakable things to Fizzshire though.

>> No.14261405

>>14261394
Maybe make it a quote?

>> No.14261408
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14261408

>People talking about different variety of MGs
>Still no sign of the glorious Blue Dragon for electricityboos or Grey Dragons forPredatorboos

>> No.14261411

>>14261403
>between acceptable and Fizzshire/special snowflake Lilim territory
Nah, as long as it isn't Coldsteel the hedgeheg tier OC monmusus are usually good, or at worst not any worse than the generic example.

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>>14261408
What more does an electricityboo need? There is already a clear winner.

>> No.14261417

>>14261408
>no white dragons in mge
it's a pretty bad feeling, anon.
>>14261415
LIGHTNING BREATH a best.

>> No.14261419

>>14261394
Likes and dislikes wouldn've have had any bearing on the thing, anyway.
Thinking about it, nothing you really can write will have any bearing on the waifu wars. That's not a slight against you, bear in mind. It's just a statement, because the medium you're working with (the Hunger Games simulator) is so rigid, and, well, stale. You can't get anything else out of it.
And in the end, whatever personalities or backstories you write are completely meaningless, because they won't affect the events or outcome of the simulator. It's just a complete random number generator with some names plugged into it.

>> No.14261420

>>14261411
Say what you will, I'd still fuck that cat.

>> No.14261425

>>14261305
>>14261329
His fox girl is his best monster waifu

>> No.14261433

>>14260959
>it's been two and a half hours
>demon still in the lead
At least this thread has SOME taste.

>> No.14261437

>>14261419
It might make people sadder if they die though.

>> No.14261439
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>>14261420
Get in line.

>> No.14261444

>>14261320
Wolf girl one is different from the shortstack one, though she probably qualifies too.

Shortstack - non-mg related
http://exhentai.org/g/836723/9d3bbcdcdd/

see also
http://exhentai.org/g/841872/f2ddbb8fd9/

>>14261425
Foxfu
http://exhentai.org/g/736301/d4cdf75496/

>> No.14261445

>>14261437
Good. Have some actual emotion then, rather than nothing at all.
If there's an element of risk, then there's an element of excitement. Otherwise it's just... routine. A thing which is done simply because.

>> No.14261446

>>14261433
It's sad to see Jinko thrown to the side though.

Remember when she had massive levels of popularity and got new art regularly?

>> No.14261448
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>>14261403
>but that shit's walking a fine line between acceptable and Fizzshire/special snowflake Lilim territory
Monorus drew pic-related way before the Ren-Xiongmao was added, and I think it perfectly represents a "civilian" variant of the Ren-Xiongmao.

That being said, something like a picture of a Wyvern chilling with her rider isn't pushing donutsteel territory.

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>>14261417
>white dragons
That reminds me of something

>>14261373
Hey, you did a good job with the colors and that deserves praise. Also being called senpai embarrasses me more than you'd think

>> No.14261455

>>14261374
Were you the one that was doing that Metal Gear styled Cyborg Draco, or was that someone else?

>> No.14261456

>>14261374
>MGQ
Eh, we barely discuss it anymore. Most of this stuff is based on MGE.

>> No.14261457
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>"Eh? You're late Anon. What a hopeless kohai. Never mind, are you ready for that one-on-one tutoring? What subject was it you needed help with?"

>> No.14261461

>>14261449
>spoiler
But if I embarrass you more than you embarrass me, that means I win...I think.

>> No.14261468

>>14261446
Eh, I always found them kind of boring even after contributing to that pile so I'm not very sad to see her go.

>> No.14261469

>>14261457
>not being in the same grade
What a waste.

>> No.14261478

>>14261411
Lilim OC characters are for self-important faggots who can't handle taking anything less than mid-boss/final boss tier monsters.

>>14261415
>Thinking a shitty Zap-Weasel can compare to a Dragon ojou-sama who can create illusions, shoot electricity breath at you, would probably get weak-kneed at you licking her horn Like a battery, Anon, a battery!
You get my respect for at least not going shit-tier with it and saying Ushi-Oni for your waifu.

>>14261417
The only idea I ever had for a White Dragon was Generic Hunter In Snowcapped Landscape Encounters Dragon And Rape Ensues 102024023

>> No.14261479
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>>14261383
Wait a tic
I recognize that ice slut!

>> No.14261483

>>14261420
Seconded

>> No.14261491
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14261491

>>14261420
Thirded

>> No.14261495

>>14261469
Boooring

>> No.14261500

>>14261457
I never went to no Zipanguese highschool.

>> No.14261503

>>14261495
Well, have fun seeing your senpai only a few hours a week, if that. Nevermind the fact that she'll leave you behind.

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>>14261403
>>14261383
I should refine the design of and get more art for this alt. Wyvern I thought up. And also the [several] Dragons for the same story...

>> No.14261511
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>>14261479
The moment she appeared in the anime I went and read all the novels.

Only good thing to come from that awful adaptation.

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>>14261408

>> No.14261521

>>14261507
That alt is pretty gud.

>> No.14261523

>>14260959
The mystery box better be a Yeti or Wendigo or I'm buying a one way ticket to the Himalayas

>> No.14261529

>>14260115
>>14260138
>>14260170
>>14260364
My greatest of niggas. Glorious ideas and fantastic greentext.

>> No.14261530

More reverse trap girls when. KC pls.

>> No.14261534

>>14261507
That's a nice design.

I've thought of getting some art of an alt design Ushi-Oni with pure white skin, red fur and a different hair style. It's just a matter of deciding on a hair style and picking an artist from what my funds allow.

>> No.14261536

>>14261072
>Why would a monstergirl want to have sex with a girl?
The ones that have the ability to transform human women into monster girls as part of their explicit powerset get a sexual thrill out of doing so, so I'd imagine that succubi, for instance, happily go after women if there are no men around.

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>>14261536
That conversation died 2 hours ago faggot. Do you just want another shitstorm?

>> No.14261552

>>14261536
Of course they do. But regardless of that, bringing it up in this thread always causes a shitstorm, so just please, don't.

>> No.14261554

>>14261549
Yes. It amuses me when your autism is so bad that you get triggered by canon parts of the setting.

>> No.14261556

>>14261516
It's a shame I suck at story premises or writing because Blue/Red/Grey Dragons are fucking GOTY.

Followed by Whites and Blacks.

Purple, Brown, and Green can go fuck themselves.

>> No.14261561

Best eye color for a monstergirl.

>> No.14261567

>>14261561
Deep, soulful brown.

>> No.14261569

>>14261561
Red and blue eyes with black hair
Blue and green eyes with blonde hair

The rest is irrelevant

>> No.14261570

>>14261507
I'd ask when, but you already brought it up.
Hope you're having a good day thinking of your spess anubis

>> No.14261579

>>14261561
The bluest eyes with red hair.

>> No.14261580

>>14261556
>leaving out Metallics like that

>> No.14261585

>>14261554
>autism
>triggered
Now you're resorting to actual bonafide buzzwords?

>> No.14261586

>>14261561
It depends. I like dark skinned monstergirls, and I think green as an eye colour is absolutely wonderful in that situation.

>> No.14261589

>>14261570
I'm trying to pull my life together to have some semblance of actual functionality. Hopefully, that'll include writing, and I'll have something soon.
And thanks.

>>14261561
Deep, entrancing red.

>> No.14261594
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14261594

Jiiii~

>> No.14261597

>>14261594
Get it away!

>> No.14261598

>>14261585
If you don't want people to call you autistic, you should consider not acting like an enormous sperglord. There's no reason to lose your shit just because somebody mentioned horny chicks getting it on with each other. If you aren't interested in that, just ignore it like you ignore all the other parts of the thread you aren't interested in, like I ignore the creepy fuckers roleplaying with each other like this is their private chatroom.

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Hello

>> No.14261602

>>14261594
Monoeyes are stupid dumb.

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>>14261594
>monoeyes get love yet this blue beauty doesn't

>> No.14261613 [DELETED] 

>>14261598
>>>/u/
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.14261616

>>14261613
See? Now he's triggered.

>>14261594
I want to open up a monoeye's head and see how their brain had to develop to make room for that enormous fucking eyeball in the middle of their skull.

>> No.14261620

>>14261600
What kind of things would a Gazer say over video chat?

>> No.14261622

>>14261536
This is good, relevant discussion

>>14261549
This is shitposting and not contributing

>> No.14261623

>>14261616
What? That >>14261613 wasn't me.

I don't even care about yuri, I just hate the obnoxious faggots like you that push it.

>> No.14261624

>>14261598
>>14261622
Try harder.

>> No.14261626

>>14261620
>What are you playing?
>I just finished G-Rank
>You think I'm cuter than the guild girl don't you?

>> No.14261627

>>14261594
A little busty, wouldn't you say?

>> No.14261630

>>14261600
>>14261626
>minimize you skype windows
>"What are you doing? P-Please maximize me again! What are you looking at n-n-now?"

>> No.14261631 [DELETED] 

>>14261626
>Playing Monster Hunter

What a fag.

>> No.14261635
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>>14261580
If I wanted to marry a Paladin girl I'd marry a damned human, Anon. That's a pretty good reason as to why they haven't had any stories about them.

That and the moment I'd do one I know for sure Anons would get in a tiff because Metallics are known shapeshifters, which means they could really fuck with your head and show up as a male Elf if they chose to.

>> No.14261638
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>>14261630
JIIIIII~

>> No.14261639

>>14261620
"Eeeyyv boy, are you going to stay in those clothes forever?"

>> No.14261644

>>14261624
Bye

>> No.14261646

>>14261635
what, so you wouldn't marry a tricksterish Copper or a regal Silver? You must be joking. They aren't all lawful stuck-up.

>> No.14261649

>>14261623
See, triggered. Just mentioning a thing is pushing it now.
>Would a monster ever have sex with a woman?
>Setting materials say yes, because etc.
Oh god, I've pushed my horrible fetish onto you! You can't ever escape it now! All pictures posted from here on out will contain girl-on-girl action! All of the shitty greentexts will be about tribidism! Because of a single, completely on-topic exchange, this is now a yuri thread!

Face it, man, you're autistic.

>>14261616
Do they even have a divided visual cortex?

>> No.14261650

>>14261646
>Copper Dragon
I am suddenly reminded of Michigans old Copper mines

>> No.14261653
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>>14261638
Jiiiii~

>> No.14261655

>>14261638
you know i wouldn't mind playing games while i face chat with a gazer or any MG really.
although id imagine id get alot of
"no you did that wrong!" or "go back and steal that container!" and "take your shirt off!"

>> No.14261656

>>14261646
That's what I mean. You could introduce a Copper Dragon pretending to be Lowkey Lyemsith as a Halfling playing trucks before she reveals her true form to the MC and people'd get in a tiff.

Silvers are love, though.
>Loves human dining
>Will alternate form to partake in feasts
>Stays close to Humans and Elves at almost all times in non-draconic form
>Most empathic of all dragons
>Will drink of you
>Goatee turns into mofumofu pseudo-mane

>> No.14261660

>>14261656
>Regal dragon with a natural fur collar
>Loves human dining
>empathetic
She sounds wonderful.
Would she try to woo the object of her affections with flowery poetry? It sounds like she'd be the type.
Would Chromatic and Metallic dragons fight over men?

>> No.14261663
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Spooky weresheep?

>> No.14261665

>>14261626
>Cuter than Guildmarm
You're talking crazy, doodle.

>> No.14261666

>>14261663
Please help me sleep

>> No.14261667

>>14261660
They'd fight over a lot of things, Anon. Men included.

>> No.14261668

>>14261656
I never really played D&D, but I did read Dragonlance. One thing I still remember quite well from those books was the silver dragon who took the form of a human, and started to fall in love with the knight.
Also, that night-time scene where she was bathing in silver water under the moonlight.

>> No.14261669

>>14261663
How is she spooky?

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>>14261660
>Silver Dragon that's been watching your family for eleven generations detects the presence of a Red Dragon encroaching on HER territory
>She sees the Red coming after you, the only human in all those years to ever make her heart skip a beat
>Goes full Dragon form, surprising everybody in the village
>Red does the same thing
>GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU HUSSIE taken to an entirely new level as they trade fire and ice breath at each other

>> No.14261675

>>14261667
I'm just imagining a Metallic dragon holding a human boy's arm while her Chromatic counterpart holds the other one.
How many of you would marry them both to stop them from fighting? You'd have to work extra hard to keep them satisfied.

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>>14261663
Wearing something like this?

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>>14261665

>> No.14261687

>>14261675
I'm not even sure marriage would stop them fighting. Maybe if they're not directly opposed, like blacks and silvers. Otherwise you'd just have turned your house into a war zone and spend most of your time kidnapped by one or the other.

>> No.14261691

>>14261669
Her wool doesn't send you to sleep, in fact it does the complete opposite. Just being in the same house as her makes a man unable to sleep while still feeling extreme drowsiness.
All the while the Weresheep will act concerned and act like she doesn't know what's wrong, don't fall for her act as she knows exactly what's happening.

At the height of a man's tiredness he will be driven to go into a frenzy and rape the sheep while she cries, screams and otherwise act helpless. However she is very much in control and very, very happy. Only after releasing his seed can the man sleep.

And that is why the Weresheep is spooky.

>> No.14261694

>>14261669
Her whole body reeks of horror man. She's wearing that lewd latex outfit with the gloves and bra and spats but somehow her wool still grows and needs to be sheared. I mean, fuck. Look at the wool on her arms and legs, it looks like clothing more than anything. How does that grow? Where do they get something like that, when they're born? DO they come out of their mothers fully dressed in magic regrowing wool clothes? Have you seen her tail too? Look at that fucking thing, it's just perched on the side of her butt blanket, it doesn't look like it's attached to her butt at all.
Weresheep are the spookiest monsters KC has created to date.

>> No.14261697

>>14261672
She's an elder yandere?

>> No.14261701

>>14261687
>Blacks and Silvers directly opposed
If anything they'd be more opposed to Whites given they share an elemental breath. The only other kind of Dragon to mostly interact with them are Reds.

Drawing a complete comparison between Metallics and Chromatics is difficult because they don't really share habitats too often.

>> No.14261704

>>14261694
But she's so soft.

>> No.14261711

>>14261701
I meant two dragons that aren't directly opposed, like blacks and silvers. Silvers are usually considered to be opposite (I.e, completely across the alignment spectrum) red dragons.

>> No.14261713

>>14261687
What if they eventually started enjoying the constant struggle?
Or if they made all their squabbles sexual?
For the record, by that I mean contests to see who can please you better.

>> No.14261714

>>14261704
I don't care if she's soft, she spooks me right the fuck out! Her softness is a lie, a dirty, filthy lie that she wears on her body and doesn't grow like normal monsters! Weresheep-chan is a phony!

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>>14261653
>>14261638
>>14261630
>>14261600
why is she so cute, lads?

>> No.14261721

>>14261717
I dont know, she just is

>> No.14261729

>>14261717
Because she's a stinky weird loser just like us.

>> No.14261732

>>14261717
She wears latex casually, any girl like that wins a lot of points in my book. Plus, she makes it naturally too.

>> No.14261740

>>14261729
I don't know. Her feet look really clean and nice, and her hair looks all fluffy and silky too. I bet she smells good.

>> No.14261741

>>14261717
Because ungroomed nerdy girls are cute.
Maybe she's be into roleplay sex, or just having you spread open her legs and plow her right there on the couch.
Maybe she'd want to use you as her dickthrone while she plays retro games. Imagine being balls deep in her pussy while she grinds around on your lap and focuses on the game.
If you don't come until she finishes the level she'll reward you with something nice.

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>>14261717
Until she can learn to perform oral on herself, she'll never get back her title as queen of the neets.

>> No.14261745

>>14261717
It's the gamer girl appeal instead of the so-called 'gamer gurl'.

The kind who would tell off femnazis and claim they like their dicks on men.

>> No.14261748

>>14261717
Because she is tiny and fluffy and I want to hug her.

Also, the contrast of her shark teeth, the eye stalks, and her terrifying amoung ot magical power makes for a nice contrast to highlight the cuteness. And she's got naturall thigh-length socks, made out of liquid latex lube.

>> No.14261756

>>14261717
>>14261732

>When they're especially fond of a particular man, by using their main eye they can place him under an even stronger hypnotic suggestion. Due to that, the feelings of disgust towards the single-eye are erased. Instead, the man will feel that "The single-eye is a sensual and overwhelmingly sexy organ" and "Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners". Because of this, the man will start to find them attractive to the point of being irresistible with their single-eye. Just looking at the single-eye will arouse such lust that breathing becomes rough, and the lower body becomes so stiff and swollen that it is painful. And then, when they sexually assault a man in such a state, he'll be unable to refuse.

kek

Can you go into more detail on the latex thing? The wiki doesn't mention it.

>> No.14261758

>>14261741
>If you don't come until she finishes the level she'll reward you with something nice.
Just how long is this level? If she's playing something like Mario that's easy stuff but god help me if she's going to be playing an SRPG where she needs to think a lot between turns.

>> No.14261764

>>14261741
>Because ungroomed nerdy girls are cute
Amen. I want all of the above with an Anubis.

>> No.14261766

>>14261756
KC's Q&A, it's not in Momo's pastebin yet since he has to update it but if you check the archives you'll see the post.

>> No.14261772

>>14261758
It'd probably be a bit of a game to her, so she'd ask you what difficulty you want.
Easy is things like Mario
Medium is more modern games that still have defined beginning and end points.
Hard is RPGs where she has to clear a boss.
Dante must Die mode is Ninja Gaiden.
If you come then you'll just have to try again on the next level.
The reward is for you to imagine.

>> No.14261774

>>14261756
Joke's on her, I already like Monoeyes!

The latex bit is from KC's ask thing, it's 'gazer gel'. Basically liquid latex that she can secrete, solidify, take off and re-use.

>> No.14261778

>>14261740
She has the NEET stink.

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>>14261717
>Gazer tomboy that uses her latex to make spats for herself

>> No.14261803

>>14261795
Just imagine her forming them and then slapping her ass and saying "Hey anon, what do you think?"

>> No.14261810

How come Quicksilver hasn't written about Gazers yet? They're a latex wet dream, come on guy.

>> No.14261814

>>14261697
Yeah sure why not. Go ahead and do what you will with it.

>>14261711
Sorry, I misinterpreted what you meant.

>> No.14261815

>>14261795
this is fucking ground-breaking shit here, god damn.

>> No.14261821

>>14261772
>Pick medium setting
>She straps you into the chair with the usual restraints and smiles sadistically
>"Actually I've changed my mind, you're playing hard mode."
>You try to protest but she brings a finger to your lips
>"If you can hold on I'll be your slave for the weekend, how does that sound?"
>You fail miserably much to her delight
>"Oh right I forgot to say..."
>She's grinning from ear to ear at this point
>"Since you lost it looks like you're going to be at my mercy for the next two days. Prepare yourself"

>> No.14261830

>still no art of fat-bottomed and big-tittied Gazers
>still no art of short-haired Gazers
It surprises me that that one Gazerfag that appears in /v/, /a/, and /vg/ hasn't requested anything like that yet.

>> No.14261835

>>14261810
He's busy with snakebutt at the moment. Maybe he'll hear us, like with the hellhound story.

>> No.14261836

>>14261810
Maybe because I have five ideas waiting to be written once I'm done with my current story? I guess it might happen eventually.

>> No.14261837

>>14261795
>Gazer slime dries into natural latex-like material
And this is permanently a part of my headcanon now. Unf.

>> No.14261840
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>>14261742
Comfy and Cozy NEET

>> No.14261841

>>14261830
>short-haired gazers

But they look so much better with long, messy hair.

>> No.14261842

>>14261830
I actually have something Gazer related on my list of things to throw shekels at.

I should really put that list in a .txt at some point before I forget it.

>> No.14261844

>>14261795
>>14261774
>>14261803
>>14261815
>homemade condoms
>she makes you an onna-hole based on herself when she has to go on a trip

>> No.14261850

>>14261821
Not gonna lie, that sounds wonderful.
Just imagine her sharp toothed grin, having her strap you to the chair all weekend and fuck you while playing video games.
On sunday night she'd lay down on your bed, spread her arms and give you your last order of the weekend.
"Love me anon."
The next morning she's a bit sore, but she gives you a thumbs up and a grin and says "Worth it."

>> No.14261856

>>14261844
Just imagine her making a full body catsuit out of her slime and then oiling up and rubbing her whole body against yours.

>> No.14261857

>>14261835
I hear you, and now it's on the list.

>> No.14261862

>>14261844
>Gazer's version of a snow angel
>She lies down and rolls around on the floor a few times
>When she gets back up, a blanket of gazergoo is on the floor
>It's stretchy and bouncy, warm and soft, and delectably slick as well
>Just perfect for wrapping around the two of you as a blanket, regardless of the activities you're doing

>> No.14261866

>>14261821
Jokes on her I wanted to lose

>> No.14261876

>>14261856
no, that's weird and fucking gross, buzz of you fucking gross weirdo.

>> No.14261881

>>14261844
>Homemade condoms
>Since she has complete control of it she makes sure to open a hole in it before you cum
Don't trust monster girls with birth control anon, they're sneaky.
>>14261850
Like I'd need that order. Gazers are love.

>> No.14261894

>>14261742
>and then, a gazer was seen rigging a go pro to one of her eyestalks as she used them to bind herself and take her own vaginal and anal virginity, while fellating two stalks at once

>> No.14261896

>>14261856
What'd be great is if the catsuit isn't fully solid, and starts to melt when exposed to outside sources of heat.

So you could just press your fingers against her nipples, and watch the goo start to liquify and drip down her breasts, an ever-growing circle of skin being exposed where you touch her.

>> No.14261907

>>14261894
Seems like an easy way to get an eye infection, at least with the anal stalk.

>> No.14261910

>>14261881
Aren't condoms and other kinds of birth control heresy for monster girls? They live on semen, and it's already supposed to be hard for them to get pregnant.

Unless she's tying up the condoms to keep as some kind of scorecard or snack for later.

>> No.14261916

>you will never have mindblowing sex with a sexy slimegirl where she lets you fuck her anywhere you see fit
>you will never be with a sweet slime girl who will wrap all of herself around you while you lie in a post-sex haze
>you will never drift off to sleep with a slimegirl blanket while she whispers loving nothings in your ears
Just
kill me now.

>> No.14261922

>>14261910
I'd assume it's some cross between the two.
>"C'mon anon, I won't see you all day while I'm at work! I need some snacks to get me through the day!"
>"And that ghoul bitch from accounting bragged about how she went through a whole strip of condoms with her husband, so we're gonna fill up this whole box of condoms!"

>> No.14261926

>>14261916
>Getting stuck with a shit slime girl waifu
Village pion pls.

>> No.14261931

>>14261922
>Making a Gazer work
I want to work to fund her NEET lifestyle and come home to her in a naked apron or maid outfit she uses to repay me for looking after her.

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>>14261916
>You'll never have a slimegirl wife who can heal and soothe your skin
>Who can wrap around you to calm down your every itch, pain and open wound

Having skin conditions suck.

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>>14261926
You sir, have shit taste

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>>14261926
Get out.

>> No.14261948

>>14261907
two boxes of saran wrap
and a gallon of clear eyes

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>>14261926
Go eat a dick gay boy.

>> No.14261964

>>14261957
I want to squeeze that latex waist so hard all her slime is forced into her hips and breasts.

>> No.14261976
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>>14261964
Ah~ I wanna bathe with a Slime

>> No.14261978

>>14261926
>nureonago
>shit
I'm afraid your chronically poor taste is terminal, anon.
Fuck, even regular slime women aren't too bad.

>>14261933
I feel you, bruh. Psoriasis a shit.

>> No.14261980

>>14261933
Slimes surpass Eevee in terms of evolving for their environment. Just pump one full of aloe and ointments. She'll be the most huggable first aid kit in the world.

>> No.14261982 [DELETED] 

>>14261876
Please leave homosexual.

>> No.14261984
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14261984

Slime time?

>> No.14261986
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>>14261984
Chocolate slime time. Hope you brought some cream.

>> No.14261989

>>14261964
>Slime in latex suit
>Squeeze her waist
>All her slime gets squished out the neck and hands
>She has goofy proportions and a bloated face
>Release and it all gets sucked back in
I'd laugh

>> No.14261993
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>>14261989
Do not bully the slime!

>> No.14261994

>>14261986
Enjoy your vacation anon.

>> No.14261997

>>14261989
And that's not even counting the noises they'd make when you fuck them.
Someone has that picture, I know you do. I don't have it on this computer, it's new.

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>>14261984
Why yes it is.

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>>14261997

>> No.14262002

>>14261986
What if my slime IS the ice cream? (Insert slime image where she's an ice cream sundae)

Also, might want to double-check your image, anon.

>> No.14262006

>>14262001
>Slimes make fart putty noises during sex
My boner would be kill from laughing too much

>> No.14262008

>>14261742
I don't know why, but this close up is deliciously lewd

Mental image of a Jabberwock shoving her tentacle to her womanhood to give herself oral is nice too

>> No.14262009
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14262009

Speaking of Slimes, does anyone remember when we discussed pic-related?

>> No.14262010

>>14261976
I had an idea for a scenario like that once but it'd be ripping off ManyEyedHydra's premise so hard Guy finds something that turns into slime like bath oil or something that it'd cause physical pain.

>> No.14262014 [DELETED] 

>>14262008
Fuck off.

>> No.14262020

>>14262008
Why stop at oral? I'm picturing her using her tentacle as a living dildo at this point.
>Living, pulsing, writhing dildo that can lick her walls as it pumps her of its own accord
Why would she even need a husband at that point?

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>>14262001
Thank you anon. I don't have any slimes to thank you, so have this instead.

>> No.14262025

>>14262014
Now why are you hostile? What's wrong?

>> No.14262026
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>> No.14262029

>>14262022
Your welcome, and thank you

>> No.14262033

>>14262020
Love and compassion. Also to have the real thing.

But she could still keep herself entertained for a while, so for a long time she won't bother leaving the house.

>> No.14262048
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14262048

I really like seeing Monster Girls In clothing they wouldn't normally be in.

>> No.14262052

>>14262048
Everytime I'm gonna call this Anubis a fatty! Fatnubis! Look at that potbelly!

>> No.14262057 [DELETED] 

>>14262052
That's her hands numbnuts.

>> No.14262064

>>14262057
Use whatever excuse you want, I'm gonna bully this pudgnubis and you can't stop me and neither can she!

>> No.14262065
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>>14261994
>>14262002
Goddamnit. I honestly thought I censored that one. I always censor my pics beforehand.

Well, here you go. I've "enhanced" it for safe viewing.

>> No.14262071 [DELETED] 

>>14262064
She can just punch you in the face.

>> No.14262073

>>14262064
>Bullying an anubis
>They're not used to it, so they crumble and start stuttering
>Bullying turns sexual
>She gets into it
>Pretends she isn't, but her tail is wagging

>> No.14262076

>>14262065
>MilkyBar
>Not Milk Duds
You missed an amazing opportunity, son

>> No.14262079 [DELETED] 

>>14262073
>Bullying

You mean teasing, faggot.

>> No.14262080

>>14262071
Then he can smack her with a sword.

>> No.14262084

>>14261933
I hate Slimes! They can't get pregnant with my kid!
How am I supposed to have pregnant sex and pass my genes onto the next generation

>> No.14262088

>>14262079
If you're going to be so anal you should just alp already.

>> No.14262094

>>14262071
With what? Those big goofy paws and huge tubby belly? I ain't scared of her! If she doesn't like it she should just run home and enjoy that carton of Ice Cream she seems to love so much!

>> No.14262095

>>14262076
Sorry, I'm British. The only time I've ever heard of Milk Duds is in Kung Pow.
I'll re-edit it to make it more suitable next time, though.

>>14262084
You obviously haven't seen those pictures of children developing in transparent slimegirl wombs. Anything's possible with slimegirls and enough imagination.

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>>14261978
Nureonago are great.

>> No.14262109 [DELETED] 

>>14262094
Alright anon, have fun getting fucked up by that Anubis.

>> No.14262121

>>14262099
I know. To be honest, I didn't like them very much at first but after writing this story that I'm currently finishing up and editing they worked their way into my heart. Devoted and loving slimewomen a best.

>> No.14262122

>>14262071
>Anubis letting loose and going full feral
>Punching you with those huge paws

That might actually hurt, considering how much mass there is. Even worse if she uses her claws.

And now I want to see a jinko training a yeti and anubis in paw combat techniques.

>> No.14262128

How do people feel about Alraune? Liliraune? Barometz? Dryads?

>> No.14262130

>>14262128
I like them all.

>> No.14262135

>>14262128
Would be better if not rooted to the ground. Especially Barometz, if you could take her out of that fruit... unf.
Dryads pulling you into the tree isn't fun though.

>> No.14262143

>>14262109
What's lardy gonna do to me? Mumble about "muh assertiveness"? That Anubis couldn't do anything to me if she tried!

>> No.14262149 [DELETED] 

>>14262143
She's probably going to pick you up and slam you into the concrete.

Then punch you, a lot.

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>>14262128
>Alraune?
Cute.
>Liliraune?
Optimal for FFM threesomes.
>Barometz?
Underrated. Were "awawa" before the Wendigo was.
>Dryads?
Meh.

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>>14262128
Don't really like barometz but the rest are pretty good. Especially Liliaune.

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>>14262159
Never had much of a thing for plant girls before. That doujin changed things.

>> No.14262173

>>14261035
Having a Phoenix waifu would be like having a contract with a Demon. Your souls pretty much get linked together and you both have the same lifespans.

Each cycle would involve an entire life, from year zero till old age. At young age neither of you will be capable of remember eachother, but you will however always feel "linked" to eachother.
This means you will naturally seek eachother out etc.

You will normally live through your childhood into adulthood. From adulthood starting you will slowly start remembering faint memories from previous lives. These will often be a mix of happy and important moments/lifelessons. These memories will always remain faint till you both reach old age.

Only when you are one or two years from your next cycle, you will start vividly remembering your previous lives, like flashbacks and storybooks being opened for your eyes.
This bassicly allows you to look back on, and reflect, on your current and previous lives.

The reincarnation day will simply be a rewind button to it all. A good hug, a kiss and reminding her of that one emberrasing moment before you both get engulfed in a large ball of light. After which you both get to start all over again in the ashes, meeting eachother, falling in love with eachother for the first time again and growing old together.

If it either you or your Phoenix waifu were to die early however, the other simply would rapidly start aging. Within a few days the other would simply "die" of "old age", causing a new reincarnation proces to happen with the both of you.

It would be a lovely existance, always having somoene by your side, to explore and life together in an always changing world. Though some could see it as a curse.

>> No.14262174

>>14262128

I don't really like the idea of being stuck in one place for a long time so I don't care so much for plant girls. I do prefer Alraune and Liliraune to a Dryad though.

>> No.14262178

>>14262128
The plant girls need more love.

>Alraune
A beautiful bloom.
>Liliraune
Caters to my twin fetish
>Barometz
So bouncy, and an improvement over seeing a sheep growing from a tree
>Dryad
Really needs more love. Do they count as Ents, though?

Also, I need to lay off the Triffid girls.

>> No.14262180 [DELETED] 

>>14262159
>shotacon
>always does shit girls

God I hate this artist.

>> No.14262181

>>14262128
>Alraune?
the MGE variety is nice looking but her profile is plain compared to the other plants.
>Liliraune?
Brilliant, threesomes are great stuff and if you're feeling lazy they can always put on a show with each other while you masturbate and blow your load over them.
>Barometz?
An 11/10 on the cute scale, I want one.
>Dryads?
I forget they exist at times.
>>14262135
They're not really rooted to the ground, the plant can move with the girl in it.

>> No.14262186 [DELETED] 

>>14262128
Plant girls are shit.

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>>14262180
>always does shit girls
Bitch you better not be talking that way about Sandworms.

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>>14262180
>Kraken
>Sandworm
>shit
That's a bit of a stretch, Gumby.

>> No.14262199 [DELETED] 

>>14262190
>>14262194
>Sandworms
>Krakens
>Not complete garbage for faggots.

>> No.14262207

>>14262180
>Shotacon
That's hardly shotacon. More like wimpy skeleton.

>> No.14262210

>>14262048
Imagine an ancient desert kingdom, so old as to be lost to history, sealed away by its pharaoh to save its people from some great disaster. Locked away from the outside world, its people fall into a dreamless sleep to pass the eons until it is safe for them to reemerge.

Millennia pass like raindrops rolling down a window pane. The stars wheel overhead, moving in ways undetectable in a single human lifespan, the constellations changing over time. The climate shifts. The desert grows, then shrinks. For an untold age, the land where once the kingdom lay is entirely submerged by an encroaching coastline. The waters retreat as the air grows colder. A glacier makes its slow procession across the land, dragging fertile soil beneath it even as it scoops the sands away.

Civilizations rise and fall. Languages are born and die off. Ethnic groups emerge and fade away.

Finally, after unknown ages, come the sound of footfalls on the forbidden soil. A group of nomads following their herds cross the kingdom's invisible borders, the pharaoh's ancient spell too timeworn and tattered to turn them away. Amidst the boulders and grasses of the hardscrabble tundra, they spy a stone monument rising from the soil. Their leader, curious and superstitious, calls a halt for the day an dictates that camp be made, so they may pay respect to whatever forgotten god is honored by the menhir.

In an antechamber buried scant feet beneath the surface, the echo of human voices reach ears long accustomed to silence. A sleeper awakens, and commands the massive stone doors of the pharaoh's subterranean complex to open.

The nomads above panic as the ground shakes. A great stone maw widens next to them, dirt falling away to reveal a gaping hole in the ground.

As if in response, the clouded sky opens up too.

A lone anubis emerges into the light of day, shivering and bewildered. She stares upward in blank incomprehension, conceiving for the first time the existence of such a thing as snow.

>What happens next?

>> No.14262212

I want to mod a golem girl to have a mono eye and arachne legs/thorax

>> No.14262213

>>14262180
Who do you like instead.
I know I wish Hirame-sensei would do some MGE stuff.
Preferably something with a yandere shirohebi.

>> No.14262214 [DELETED] 

>>14262207
Same thing, both are complete garbage for little bitches.

>> No.14262223

>>14262173
I want this.

>> No.14262224
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14262224

Hug or Treat!

>> No.14262225

>>14262214
Shouldn't you be posting a little later today?
Like 9:30 PST?

>> No.14262226

>>14262210
Hopefully she gets some warm clothing

>> No.14262228 [DELETED] 

>>14262213
I wish Tanabe did some self insert monster girl doujins, but he seems to prefer doing Blazblue.

>> No.14262234 [DELETED] 

>>14262225
Kill yourself.

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>>14262159
I hope his new one gets translated soon

>> No.14262247
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>>14262234
But the monstergirls, I need them. And they need me.

>>14262228
When do you think we're going to get any Jinko doujins?
She's best cat and best girl.

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>>14262247
Cheshire Jinko when?

>> No.14262252

>>14262247
lovely recolour

>> No.14262254 [DELETED] 

>>14262247
Probably never.

>> No.14262256

>>14262210
Good question. What DOES happen next?
After all, anything could've happened in the time that the pharaoh's kingdom slept. Do monstergirls still exist? Are there entirely new and different kinds of them?
Obviously neither the nomads or the anubis will be able to speak to each other.
Let's just hope that the rest of the pharaoh's kingdom can be awakened, otherwise that anubis is going to be very lonely, in a very alien world.

I would totally read this if it were a story.

>> No.14262257

>>14262009
Does anyone remember that slime that crawled into people's mouths and controlled them?

>> No.14262260

>>14262257
The yandere one Yananon wrote about eons ago? Yep.

>> No.14262263

>>14262212
Why not just have an arachne with eye-patches?

>> No.14262269

>>14262121
Oh man, the hype is real. Can't wait.

>> No.14262279

>>14262212
I want to mod a golem girl to be completely featureless and genderless so I can have it lift heavy things and not have it interrupt me while I'm having sex with my waifu.

>> No.14262280

>>14262236
What is that, some kind of mantibus?

>> No.14262285

>>14262279
Might as well get a robot at that point.

>> No.14262288

>>14262263
I guess it's not the same as having one big eye. Eyepatches are more of a clothing fetish, anyway.

>> No.14262296

I hate you all.

>> No.14262300

Let's say your monsterfu has a big, fuzzy insect abdomen growing out of her lower back.

Is it culturally insensitive to stick your dick in the little hole on the end and fuck it like a giant onahole? What is that little hole even for, anyways?

>> No.14262306

>>14262296
We know. It's mutual.

I know this is hard to talk about, but maybe we should stop seeing each-other?

>> No.14262307

>>14262285
What is a golem but a magical robot anyway?

>> No.14262308

>>14262279
Just get a generic robot?

What makes you so anal about Golemgirls anyways?

>> No.14262313

>>14262308
A wizards tower needs a proper golem, no chintzy robot will do.

>> No.14262316

>>14262300
Gotta fuck that spinnet pussy.
>>14262313
And? Wizards are faggots.

>> No.14262319

>>14262224
Both, the hug is the treat. Silly Yeti.

>> No.14262321

>>14262009
>someone saved that

Yeah, I remember it. The one who wrote it was me, Danna-sama.

>> No.14262324

>>14262280
It's a succubus from MGQ

>> No.14262325

>>14262321
>Danna-sama
It would've been neat to have a doodle to go along with those nifty ideas.

>> No.14262327

>>14262316
no u

>> No.14262333

>>14262307
The way I see it is that golems have their own personalities and are generally made out of something like stone, while robots are soulless, metallic husks that literally need to be told everything they are required to do.

>> No.14262334

>>14262325
Grad schoo, no free time. That, and I'm a super procrastinator.

I actually have a mid-term paper the deadline for which was... two hours ago. I'm just going to take the late penalty and finish it tomorrow.

>> No.14262338

Reminder not to drink the kool aid and let cu sith become popular.

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>>14262316
If you say so, anon.

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>>14262334
Get that shit done now nigga.

I want to see some Hildolfr-esque Slimegirl tanks.

>> No.14262348

>>14262338
But I've liked her since day 1.

>> No.14262349

>>14262333
>have their own personalities
If this is true then whoever made the golem REALLY fucked up somewhere. Why bother making a soulless automoton for the purposes of labor if it keeps asking philosophical questions?
>literally need to be told everything they're required to do
So like a golem, you mean.

>> No.14262351

>>14262225
The faggot has been on constantly lately.

It's almost like he doesn't have a life or something.

>> No.14262356

>>14262159
Source?

>> No.14262359

>>14262319
>MGC Halloween is speed dating day for Yetis
>They dress up in cute outfits and yell Hug or Treat at every door
>until one man finally hugs them back

>> No.14262368

>>14260835
>http://pastebin.com/8atLkWye
I don't even know where to begin with this. It feels like something you'd read on the wiki comments.

>> No.14262373

>>14262343
Nice tank there.
Shame if something rendered it obsolete

>> No.14262375

>>14262356
to clarify, I can't find an english version.

>> No.14262381

>>14261372
At least a small bio would be nice. Otherwise all you're doing is the same shit again with the same five or so scenarios that can happen every match. The bios would at least make things interesting after all this time.

>> No.14262385

>>14262375
https://hitomi.la/galleries/859510.html

>> No.14262386

>>14262349
Wow, we are not talking about the same type of golem. Whoops. I was talking about the golem as defined by the MGE.

Gotta say, people who had golems during the transition from the old to the new demon lord must have had mixed reactions.

>> No.14262387

>>14262359
>Yetis doing hug or treat
>Baphomets taking advantage of their young looks and forcing their way inside homes
>Monster girls polymorphing into human-like forms for their "costumes."
Halloween in MGC would be weird.

>> No.14262388

>>14262356
http://exhentai.org/g/859765/faf197eae7/

>> No.14262389

>>14262373
Hildolfr is cute, and fast.

>> No.14262392

>>14262387
How would certain MGs do a "human girl" costume?

>> No.14262395 [DELETED] 

popo street hypnose c la hess les gars yo http://street-hypnose.fr/forum/ de gros branleurs avec leur hypnose de merde

>> No.14262398

>>14262395
Wrong thread?

>> No.14262424

>>14262288
True, true. That, and arachnes with, like, 7 eye-patches, does seem kind of silly.

>> No.14262426

>>14262392
A sandwich board reading "frigid bitch."

>> No.14262430

>>14262300
But what is there is already an abdomen there?

>> No.14262441

>>14262210
>>14262256
>I would totally read this if it were a story.
I as well. It's a fascinating concept.

>> No.14262444

>>14262426
No they'd go as the scariest human girl they can think of.

The DENTIST!

>> No.14262457

>>14262392
If Wandering Scholar is right, their idea of a scary human girl costume would probably be 'the prude'. Who doesn't like sex at all, honestly.

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>>14262122
Sweater puppy?

>> No.14262464

Do not forget the Baphomet cookies will be delivered soon for people.
We want to remind people that it is highly recommended you do not eat too many of the shotacon cookies for Halloween .

>> No.14262479

>>14262464
I'm barricading my doors. No Onee-sabbath will get me.

>> No.14262490

>Your Angel aunt, Demon cousin and Valkyrie childhood friend will never fuck you

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>>14262479
What about the oppai-sabbath? Can they come?

>> No.14262494

>>14262464
Again? Why haven't they been kicked out of the country yet?

>> No.14262495

>>14262491
No, especially not them.

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>>14262464
You'll have to get through my pet first.

>> No.14262502

>>14262491
I want to titfuck a yandere oppai loli living doll witch.

>> No.14262506

>>14262491
The Sabboppai probably doesn't even put that much effort into converting. They just lay there in the church getting fucked senselessly all day, too lazy to pick themselves up and go door-to-door.

With that said, a monster girl Halloween where monster girls go door-to-door looking for semen would be interesting.

>> No.14262509

>>14262121

>You will never be embraced by Nureonago and be covered up to your neck in her pleasantly cool slime, the rest of your body being massaged gently while you just lie there.
>She'll never finish her chores while still carrying your around and when she's done, lay down on the floor like you were laying on a bed.
>She'll never tell you that it's OK for you to sleep, staring into your tired eyes with a loving smile and then starting to hold you more tenderly, whispering in your ear words of love as drift off.

>> No.14262511

>>14262506
Time to get the bear mace out.

>> No.14262515

>>14262491
hail Oppai-Sabbath!

>> No.14262516

>>14262509
Other than the 'while doing chores' part, sounds about right. Are you spying on me?

>> No.14262518

>>14262506
>lay
*lie

When something is on the ground, it's lying.
When you're putting something on the ground, you're laying it down.
#justwritefagthings

>> No.14262520

>>14262502
>yandere oppai loli living doll witch
Don't we all?

>> No.14262521

>>14262491
The Oppai-Sabbath are lewd. All they do all day long is titfuck their husbands and use potions to keep them going.

>> No.14262527

>>14262521
that loli butt is getting stuffed too.

>> No.14262530

>>14262516

Nope.

>> No.14262538

>>14262389
But she wasn't good.
That's why she wasn't mass produced

>> No.14262550

>>14262538
At least it looked cool.

>> No.14262556

>>14262550
You know what also looked cool?
Big Zam

>> No.14262561
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Corgi Kobold when?

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>>14262556
The Big Zam was actually really close to getting mass-produced until Amuro and company fucked the Zeeks shit up.

>> No.14262575

What would you do if your mom was turn into monster girl zombie? Keep mind she is cold and thirsty.

>> No.14262576

>>14262173
>The Phoenix is killed in an accident when you're both children, not even having met each other yet
>A few hundred miles away, a child's body starts to shut down
>It's you, of course
>You're hospitalised, but no medicine, magical or scientific, can cure you, or even work out what's wrong with you
>After weeks of struggle, you're eventually restricted to what's going to be your deathbed
>Your family is at your side even when it starts to get dark, your mother clutching you to her chest and weeping into your hair
>It's not long before everything starts to feel distant, all the pain fading away
>Your mother, your father, your family disappearing one by one
>Then there's nothing
>No bed, or beeping, and no hospital lights
>Nothing
>Except for the golden light glowing in front of you
>Either it gets closer to you, or you do to it
>There's so many things you can feel from it, not all of them you can understand
>Happiness, sadness
>Love, loneliness
>Guilt
>You reach out and touch the light
>And then, suddenly, everything changes
>You remember everything. Every past life. Every name you've ever had. Every language you've ever spoken. Every full life you've ever lived. Every family you've left behind. All the relatives that aren't anymore. All the deaths.
>Some of them with your family
>Some of them scared and alone, and some of them sudden
>But most of them in Her arms
>You can see Her now inside the golden light, utterly ageless: a soul without a physical body, who looks more perfect in your eyes than its possible to describe
>There's tears in her eyes when she speaks
>"I'm so sorry. It all happened so fast- I didn't see- I didn't know..."
>She collapses into your arms. "I don't need to worry about it. But you, you barely got to know your family. And now, because of me," she trails off
>This has happened before
>Dozens of times
>You can only hold her tight, feeling her soft, fiery wings wrap around your soul
>"It's okay," you tell her. "It's not your fault. And there's always next time."
>"Yeah. Always."
>A light above you catches your attention
>You both look above, into the white tunnel you're falling into headfirst
>Her wings hold you as tightly as you hold her, the Phoenix entering a dive with you
>"See you in the next life," she says, her features already melting away into whiteness
>"I love you."
>"I love you too." They're the last word you hear from her, before everything goes away again.

>Somewhere, on the other side of the world, a mother gives birth to a baby boy.
>And somewhere nearby, a pile of ash, carried across the globe by a magical wind, begins to glow with a golden light.

>> No.14262577

>>14262572
It would've crushed those feddies in now time.

>> No.14262579

>>14262572
Yep.
Then they built the Zeong because legs are unecessary

>> No.14262580

>>14262575
Wait for my Father to get home, then proceed to play very loud music

>> No.14262581

>>14262576
That was cheesy as fuck.
I loved it.

>> No.14262585

>>14262575
That's my dad's problem.

>> No.14262587

>>14262575
My real mother? Make sure to get her partner to her as quick as possible and then don't think about what two 50 years old do when alone.

>> No.14262596

>>14262561
Corgi a shit

>> No.14262600

>>14262577
Yep, the whole war would've changed if more Big Zam had taken the field

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>>14262585
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1445646896173.webm

>> No.14262615

>>14262581
I can do to flavours of writing. So saccharine it'll rot your teeth, or so cheesy you can use it to bait mousegirl traps.
I'm glad you liked it anyway.

One thing which I did wonder about while typing it, though, was how Phoenix families might work like that. Would daughters stay in touch with their mothers and fathers after their death?
Maybe they could locate their newly born mother and father, to aid them as they grow up?
Imagine that. You and your waifu as children, being raised with the help of your Phoenix daughter.

On second thought, maybe it's best not to make things too complicated, or weird.

>> No.14262616

>>14262596
You a shit

>> No.14262618

>to flavours
*two flavours

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>>14262612
>The Walking Dead

>> No.14262622

>>14262612
This fucking hat. Goddammit gets me every time

>> No.14262623

>>14262612
Did I say something wrong?

>> No.14262625

>>14262561
Samoyed Kobold
http://i.imgur.com/HqsiEct.gif

>> No.14262629

>>14262615
I wonder what kind of fuckery will occur when KC inevitably does a Phoenix Harpy.

>> No.14262631

>>14262612
Holy shit that acting was terrible

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14262634

>tfw no Sphinx packmule

>> No.14262638

>>14262634
Kishibe should lay off the Kemono stuff and some monstergirl stuff at some point.

>> No.14262639

>>14262629
Just hope KC never does your favorite monster. It rarely ends well. Sometimes, sure, you get stuff like the Sandworm and Kikimora, but more often you get Wendigo'd.

>> No.14262643

>>14262629
I think it'll manage to exceed even the levels of bullshit I'm capable writing.
KC's just that magical.

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>>14262639
>Wendigo'd.
At least we got Awawendigos and CC Wendigos out of the deal.

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>>14262639
Wendigos are cute

>> No.14262653

>>14262623
The kid had to shoot his zombie mom.
The "crying" guy is his dad.

>> No.14262655

>>14262645
I suppose. But they're not much like Wendigo, or at all really.
>>14262649
And also nothing like Wendigo, mythologically.

>> No.14262656

>Wendigo without the cloak

She's absolutely adorable. I want to stroke everything on her head.

>> No.14262658

>>14262649
She looks pretty bottom heavy.

>> No.14262659

>>14262656
>>14262649

>> No.14262660

>>14262658
She looks like she's about to take a shit

>> No.14262663

Would you become the boy toy of an all-monstergirl cheerleading squad?

>> No.14262664

>>14262663
Yes

Please

>> No.14262666

>>14262663
If it would help me get some sleep

>> No.14262667

>>14262663
What kind of monsters?

>> No.14262668

>>14262660
She's about to sit down on your lap to drink her hot cocoa and tell you about her day

>> No.14262670

>>14262663
Nah. I'd rather be the "underdog" in the wrestling club populated by werewolves, some kobolds, and the occasional hellhound.

>> No.14262672
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>>14262663
Depends on the monsters
>tfw no smug squad cheerleaders to toy with you

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>>14262666
You should really go to bed. If you're not well-rested, you'll be miserable tomorrow. Doesn't your bed look nice and warm? Go ahead, lie down for a bit, get some rest. You've earned it.

>> No.14262685 [DELETED] 

>>14262663
God no, being a boy toy is for faggots.

>> No.14262690
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>>14262683
Ahahah I know, I didnt get sleep last night, and i cant sleep right know, someone help me

>> No.14262693

My goal is simple.
Make everything in the world pregnant.

>> No.14262695

>>14262663
Only if they put a ring on it and let me impregnate them.


Actually, wouldn't getting pregnant be the ultimate status symbols for monster girls?

>> No.14262699

>>14262693
no, i do not want to become an alp

>> No.14262701
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>>14262690
See a doctor nigga.

>> No.14262704

>>14262663
Of course, but I will only accept lamias or the smug squad.

>> No.14262707

>>14262690
Routine is important, only way I've been able to fix my insomnia problems was developing a very specific routine for sleeping/waking.

Also stress

>> No.14262712

>>14262701
I got a scheduled appointment coming up.
You want to know the scary part? This past year my sleeping problems have gotten significantly worse. And this past week has been the roughest

>> No.14262714

>>14262683
>Your Nightmare waifu will never give you good dreams all night every night that you spend cuddled up together with her
Aww...

>> No.14262715

>>14262683
I'd love to be double-teamed by a nightmare and succubus in my dreams. Something like a surreal threesome would probably feel amazing.

>> No.14262716

>>14262707
I do not know when i Fall asleep, it just happens

>> No.14262719 [DELETED] 

>>14262712
Time to kill yourself.

>> No.14262723
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>>14262690
The secret to a good night's sleep is to stay up really, really late.
Though I sleep about 5 hours on weekdays and then 12 hours on weekends, so maybe I'm not an exemplar of good practice.

>> No.14262725

>>14262712
Try to limit computer usage, if you can. Prolonged exposure to a screen like that can really throw your sleep schedule out of whack. Something about your melatonin levels being affected, I think.

>> No.14262727

>>14262712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ld5uEuA0Fg

>> No.14262729

>>14262672
I'd be their boy toy if they took responsibility and married me.

When are we gonna get a fifth member for the smug squad anyway? They just need one more and they can have a dumb Ginyu Force pose.

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>>14262683
>>14262707
Guess I'll go try to sleep now, the inside of my head has a weird numb/burning sensation
>>14262719
If it turns out i have fatal familial insomnia, then yes, I'll off myself

TIME FOR BED, GOOD NIGHT

>> No.14262750

>>14262733
Goodnight, nerd. Try not to die.

>> No.14262751

>>14262723
That tailpussy is way too thin for me. I bet she can't even get me off with it.

>> No.14262757 [DELETED] 

>>14262733
>>14262750
Do try to die.

>> No.14262764

>>14262751
More for me, then.

>> No.14262770

>>14262751
> tight-ass tailpussy
> "Pfft, bet she can't get me off with it"
Do you even know how sex works?

>> No.14262787

>>14262733
That's quite a cute (and top-teavy) sheep. Would she be my personal daki for a week if I paid her? It's purely so I can sleep better, I swear.

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>>14262770

>> No.14262796

>>14262787
Are you not going to sleep yet anon? And in all honesty, she's the one who should be paying you. Monstergirls would do anything for the tender touch of a human boy.

>> No.14262797

>>14262791
That tail looks like it'd just snap off if it got caught on something.

>> No.14262801

>>14262770
It's too thin dude, no muscles in it. No strength.
Probably couldn't even stay on you with any kind of consistency.

>> No.14262806 [DELETED] 

>>14262791
What a dumb looking demon.

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>>14262801
This man has very specific tastes.

>> No.14262827 [DELETED] 

Tail Pussy is shit.

>> No.14262831

>>14262806
Not as dumb looking as yJust go to bed already salt-kun, no *dom fights for you tonight.

>> No.14262833
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Breast pussy is best pussy

>> No.14262837

>>14262827
sounds like someone needs a hug.

and balls deep in her tail for an hour or two

>> No.14262840
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Cat butts anyone?

>> No.14262841 [DELETED] 

>>14262831
Wong person fuccboi.

>> No.14262843

>>14262827
Tail pussy is okay.
You're mom is okay.
You on the other hand, are ugly as fuck.

>> No.14262845

>>14262841
Sure thing, salt-kun.

>> No.14262846 [DELETED] 

>>14262837
>>14262843
Tail pussy is awful and you two have questionable taste.

>> No.14262850
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>I-I posted it again!

>> No.14262852

>>14262846
Well, that's your (shitty) opinion.

>> No.14262853 [DELETED] 

>>14262845
Adding "-kun" to passive aggressive insults are on par with posting smug anime girls with passive aggressive posts, they only make you look like a faggot and further the argument.

>> No.14262855

>>14262845
Dude, I really don't think it's that guy. He called the demon dumb, not "fucking awful" or some variation of that.

>> No.14262857
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14262857

No arguing! Take this instead!

>> No.14262859

>You always went your own way
>Hard headed, stubborn, happy to burn if it meant you owed not a thing to anyone
>Now here you are, stumbling, ground, dying, nut unbowed
>A monstergirl happens across you in your final moments
>She lays your head on her lap and gently caresses your cheek, like a mother comforting her child

What does she say to you in your final moments?

>> No.14262860

>>14262857
Just one is not enough.

>> No.14262861

>>14262850
Is it wrong that I want to grab a Manticore's head, shove my dick as deep into her mouth as it will go and fuck her face while the rest of the smug squad eggs me on?

>> No.14262862 [DELETED] 

>>14262857
No, I don't want to take it.

Wocks are a detriment to society.

>> No.14262864

>>14262859
jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>> No.14262865

>>14262860
How many do you need?

>> No.14262867

>>14262859
A Bane meme pls.

>> No.14262868

>>14262859
Don't eat the wobbly green bit.

>> No.14262869

>>14262861
It's perfectly fine if you cuddle afterwards.

>> No.14262871 [DELETED] 

>>14262861
Not really, it's the same reason why I want to do that to a Minotaur.

>> No.14262875

>>14262861
You seem to be implying that she won't be egging you on as well.

>> No.14262881

>>14262861
I want three members of the smug squad to restrain me and let the last one have her way with me, then restrain her and let me have my way with her, and then we all cuddle.

>> No.14262890

>>14262869
That was the plan.

>>14262871
But who would be egging you on? A group of Holsts?

>>14262875
That's part of what makes it so sexy.
>"C'mon anon, do it! I bet you don't have the balls you p-mmf!"

>>14262881
You have good taste anon.
Which one gets the first ride?

>> No.14262900 [DELETED] 

>>14262890
>A group of Holsts?
Yes very lewd Holsts like from that greentext posted a few days ago, or maybe a group of Minotaurs all waiting for me to do the same to them.

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>> No.14262905

>>14262890
I'd take a corruption fruit/humpy egg concoction before doing that.

Watching her go from smug to struggling to choke it down would be pretty nice

>> No.14262909 [DELETED] 

>>14262904
What a dumb dog, I want to make fun of her!

>> No.14262913

>>14262890
Probably the Cheshire. Maybe she'd pulled a prank on the other girls earlier and their idea of revenge was letting me fuck her smug asshole.

>> No.14262917

>>14262909
She's just trying to put her pups through rape school anon, don't be so fuckin rude! She just wants them to be able to pursue all the education they want, she's just too poor to do it so she got another job. You're a real asshole, you know?

>> No.14262919

>>14262905
Just imagine it. She'd start off looking up at you with smug eyes and being nonchalant about it but then she starts noticing you're not slowing down and your cum isn't thinning.
She'd try to pull off but the rest of the smug squad is behind her, shoving her head back down.
>"Oh no you don't!"
>"You can't back down now! Not with such a feast in front of you!"
>"You're the one who goaded him into this, so take it all you slut~!"
After it's all said and done you'd princess carry her exhausted body to the bed and you and the other girls would cuddle up together underneath the covers.
Of course, one of them pipes up with "So when's my turn?"

>> No.14262929

>>14262919
>>14262905
>>14262890
How is it that we have no art of the smug squad together?

>> No.14262930 [DELETED] 

>>14262917
I'm still going to make fun of her, Hellhounds are naturally rude women and they deserve to be taken down a peg!

>> No.14262936

>>14262930
>naturally rude women
Look at you anon, do you really have to make such a fool of yourself? Sure they're smug and wild, but under that they're the most tender, loving girls you could ever hope to have!

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>>14262929
Because it's a dumb meme, and they exist better as separate entities.

>> No.14262941

>>14262919
I'd do the whole squad that way, a heaping helping of protein for the lot of them

>> No.14262947

>>14262917
Well maybe if she didn't rape, leave and get pregnant she would have a Husband helping to pay the bills
Do you know how much I made just last week doing a corporate raiding on a Dragon's Business? A Whole 23 Platinum!

>> No.14262953 [DELETED] 

>>14262936
No they're not, Hellhounds are very rude and not very smart. They're also incredibly arrogant!

>> No.14262958

>>14262941
Would you do them in every position you could think of anon?
Would you coat their bodies and their wombs in your seed?
You'd probably be able to get a few quickies in during the shower afterwards too.

>> No.14262961

>>14262936
tfw you'll never be cuddle-domed by a loving hellhound

>> No.14262963

>>14262919
What if the smug squad tries to roll up on me and the Kakuen sees that I too am wearing a Karate Sluts hat?

>> No.14262964

You can improve most monsters with doll joints.

>> No.14262967

>>14262947
You see anon, it's ignorant shits who make fun of her for working as hard as she can like you who drive her to rape in the first place! It's given her all sorts of emotional distress, she doesn't feel like she's worthy of a real husband anymore! And you still have the gall to teas her so!
Besides, everyone knows that cute single human boys make much more than a single mother of 3.

>> No.14262968

>>14262937
we have a few artists who browse these threads and .less likes manticores and this seems like something he might draw.

>> No.14262969

>>14262963
meant to reply to the other post
>>14262672

>> No.14262972

>>14262963
She'd call dibs and actually flirt with you instead of throwing you in their car.
Anyone with taste as good as yours would probably enjoy getting gangbanged by four beautiful ladies like them.
She'd be especially tender and gentle with you.

>> No.14262974

>>14262958
Until they're big and sloshing from it.

>> No.14262976

>>14262972
>She'd be especially tender and gentle with you.
She'd still schlick when she's not getting railed or licked and cum all over him though, right? I mean, it's only the respectable thing to do.

>> No.14262981 [DELETED] 

>>14262967
>she dindu nuffin
>she a good girl

Anon please, she's mainly at fault for her problems.

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>>14262964
>Living Doll variants that were designed to imitate existing monstergirl species
>are incredibly modular, and can mix-and-match different monster parts as if they were magical sexdoll Medabots

>> No.14262990

>>14262974
Just imagine them in the afterglow though.
>Manticore snuggled up to your left arm.
>Hellhound snuggled up to your right.
>Kakuen and Cheshire are laying on top of you.
>Cheshire is giggling almost drunkenly.
>All of them have cute smiles on their sleeping faces.
>>14262976
Well yeah, obviously.
She'd look at you lovingly while doing it too.

>> No.14262992

>>14262981
Well of course she is anon but she's making a concerted effort to right her wrongs and atone for her sins! People make mistakes. People make a lot of mistakes sometimes, but even then it's okay to forgive them, you know? Especially when they work so hard for the people they love.

>> No.14262993

>>14262990
I don't have enough hands to scratch all these ears.

>> No.14262997

>>14262990
Lovely

>> No.14263000

>>14262990
themed cuddle piles are my fetish
>tfw no smug cuddle pile
>tfw no dragon cuddle pile
>tfw snake cuddle pile

the list goes on

>> No.14263002 [DELETED] 

>>14262992
She should have learned from her mistake the first time.

Now it's all her fault her life is crap and now she deserves to be ridiculed.

>> No.14263005

>>14262909
>see Hellhound in a hot dog costume handing out flyers
>she looks like she's having the worst time imaginable
>like all the happiness in her life has suddenly been sapped from her body
>making her like a shell of the proud woman she once was
>you were about to go over there and make fun of her
>until you saw an alp in a hot dog suit turn to her and say
>"Hey Sylvia. Sylviaaaaa!"
>the hellhound just glares at her co worker
>"ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!"
>goddammit Carl(y)

>> No.14263007

>>14263000
What about a cuddle pile of a succubus using cloning magic to restrain you?

>> No.14263009

>>14263000
>dragon cuddle pile
>wyvern blankie
Why li-
>ryuu
>Basically a lamia
>Would completely coil around you anyway making all of the other girls completely irrelevant
Crying wyvern and pouting dragon.tiff

>> No.14263016

>>14263000
Alp cuddle piles are objectively the best!

>> No.14263017

>>14263002
>She should have learned from her mistake the first time.
This is reality anon, that doesn't always happen.

>Now it's all her fault her life is crap and now she deserves to be ridiculed.
Hasn't she been ridiculed enough? Isn't the immense shame and guilt she'll likely carry to the grave enough for you?

>> No.14263020

Good going anons, now you have me all sad about single Hellhound motherus. I hope you're happy.

>> No.14263021

>>14263005
10/10

>> No.14263022

>>14263009
The dragon, jabberwock, and wyveryn would get on first, and the ryu and wurn would coil around them. It would be more of a cuddle sphere.

>>14263007
That sounds pretty good, but I'd rather multiple different succubutts

>> No.14263023 [DELETED] 

>>14263017
>Isn't the immense shame and guilt she'll likely carry to the grave enough for you?
No. She's going to get treated as horribly as she would treat me! That way she'll know how it felt to be one of her victims.

>> No.14263025

>>14263020
Throw your despair toward humanity and the Old Gods! Praise the Demon Lord's name on high!

>> No.14263027

>>14262993
They could bunch up a bit so all their heads are really close together and you can pet them.

>>14262997
Would it be even more Lovely if you woke up and found one of them beneath the covers dealing with your morning wood?
They drew straws and she won, the others are making breakfast downstairs.

>>14263000
My brother.

>> No.14263032 [DELETED] 

>>14263027
Man, now I want a Smug Squad harem.

Although it's not going to be a femdom harem.

>> No.14263033

>>14263022
A cuddle sphere like that could probably survive reentry, good lord.

>> No.14263038

>>14263023
But she wouldn't treat you badly at all! She's realized the error of her way and is changing for the better! All you'll do is make her sob harder in the bathroom in her tiny one-bedroom apartment while her three daughters wait at the door with their tails tucked and their ears drooping, waiting for mommy to be ok!

>> No.14263040
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>>14263032

>> No.14263044

>>14262988
I want this a bit too much.

>> No.14263045

>>14263032
They're just smug during sex anon. They don't lose their smugness even if you were plowing them as hard as you can.
They're very loving girls and though they might want to dominate once in a while, they just want someone to love them.

>> No.14263047 [DELETED] 

>>14263040
What is that man so confused about?

>> No.14263049

>>14263005
I chuckled.
>no Hellhound waifu to cook hot dogs for you with her cleavage

>> No.14263053

I want to kiss a hellhound tenderly, holding her chin and feeling her soft lips as she freezes in surprise and confusion. I want to look into her demonic, hellfire-spewing eyes and tell her that I love her with all my heart and soul.
I want to flood her with so much love that she simply doesn't know how to respond to it.

>> No.14263055
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14263055

Since that Human of Holidays Christmas is coming soon (according to the stores its really soon!)
What are some really dumb , or bad Xmas gift ideas can you think of?
Example :Buying your catgirl MG a scratching box for her claws.

>> No.14263057

>>14263027
>>14263045

Daily life with the smug harem sounds fantastic

>> No.14263061

>>14263055
Buying a Kikimora a roomba.

>> No.14263068

>>14263055
Buying a little string of battery powered LEDs for your Ryu GFs horns.

>> No.14263069

>>14263055
A tanning bed for a vampire.

>> No.14263070

>>14263068
And some tiny ornaments and a garland string too?

>> No.14263072

>>14263055
She's probably just mad you forgot to sprinkle it in catnip. That aside

>Buying a dragon fake jewelry
>Stuffing a jabberwock's stockings with Snickers bars
>An ugly (red) christmas sweater for a holst or minotaur
>socks for any lamia pattern girl

>> No.14263073 [DELETED] 

>>14263038
>But she wouldn't treat you badly at all!
But she has treated countless men in the past horribly, who says she won't treat another man just as bad?
>She's realized the error of her way and is changing for the better!
She's a Hellhound, the woman would just slip back into her rude, arrogant personality the second she could.
> All you'll do is make her sob harder in the bathroom in her tiny one-bedroom apartment while her three daughters wait at the door with their tails tucked and their ears drooping, waiting for mommy to be ok!
No fear, for soon they'll realize that everything was in fact her fault. Once they grow older those kids will find out that the reason they never had a father is all because of their horrible mother.

>> No.14263081

>>14263073
Stop it anon you're making me too sad.

>> No.14263085

>>14263005
now I want to see an alp in a hot dog costume yelling at people to ask them about her wiener

>> No.14263086

>>14263007
Now, I know I didn't do much research, but I've been wondering about something. Does the cloning get affected by the contents of one bottle or multiple bottles (e.g. 1 bottle=many clones vs. 1 clone per bottle)?

>> No.14263087

>>14263055
Getting a tanuki a timeshare and telling her you'll pay for it once that prince from the email pays you back.

>> No.14263089
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>>14263073
DON'T BULLY!

>> No.14263090

>>14263055
Gloves for a harpy.
A six-pack for any of the lolis
Rubber panties for a Thunderbird

>> No.14263091 [DELETED] 

>>14263081
Too bad. Rapist monster girls who abandoned the father of her children don't deserve sympathy.

>> No.14263092

>>14263057
>Taking vigorous walks with a Hellhound, who picks you up piggyback style if you get too exhausted.
>Getting pranked by a Cheshire who laughs at your reaction and then kisses you on the nose.
>Watching dumb action movies with a Kakuen as she sits in your lap and gets really excited during her favorite parts
>Teaching a Manticore how to cook in case she needs to eat something when you're not around.
>Walking up to your bed and seeing them all laying there, either naked or in lingerie, looking at you with smug seductive grins as one of them beckons you forward.
>Fucking the smug squad well into the night accompanied by the sound of squeaking bed springs and their moans, coos and giggles.
It would be heavenly.

>> No.14263095 [DELETED] 

>>14263089
Yes bully. Hellhounds are horrible women that need to learn how much suffering they cause.

>> No.14263096

>>14263091
Her husband died in service to this country you insensitive asshole! She doesn't have the heart to remarry because she can't bring herself to love anyone like she loved him ever again!

>> No.14263100

>>14263055
Ship in a bottle for a Yeti

>> No.14263102

>>14263089
That hellhound's hair reminds me of Shinobu from No More Heroes.
I think it looks even better with the hellhound, though.

>> No.14263107
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Someone asked me for the original before the pool was added as a background, here you go.

>> No.14263108

>>14263095
Hellhounds a best.

>> No.14263110 [DELETED] 

>>14263096
Then how come the rest of her kids look nothing like the first one? I bet that Hellhound cheated on her husband, what an awful Hellhound.

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>>14263107
what about a red version?

>> No.14263122 [DELETED] 

>>14263118
>>14263107
Slut.

>> No.14263123

>>14263005
>tfw no genki alp coworker to cheer me up at shitty retail job

>> No.14263124

>>14263123
> TFW no gas chamber to throw alps into.

>> No.14263125

>>14263110
>cheated
>monstergirl
Go away.

>> No.14263127

>>14263124
>tfw no alping ray to threaten countries with from orbit

>> No.14263128 [DELETED] 

>>14263125
No.

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>>14263044
I've had the idea milling around in my head for a while now, so I'm flattered.

>> No.14263131 [SPOILER] 
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Don't scare it!

>> No.14263136

>>14263128
Then stay and keep being a fag.

>> No.14263137

>>14262857
Can I use my green and purple shiny wock to have pokemon battles with other wocks?

>> No.14263139

>>14263127
I still want a catgirl ray.

>> No.14263140

>>14263127
That sounds like a bad James Bond knockoff movie

>> No.14263141

>>14263131
Life is an insufferable hell full of emptiness, loneliness and loss and there is nothing you could possibly do to change that.

>> No.14263142

>>14263141
he said scare not depress

>> No.14263143

>>14263139
Catgirlinization gun, Ms seneda was the best.

Hmm a MG conversion raygun!!!!

>> No.14263144

>>14263137
No, you can't get a shiny Wock legitimately so she'll never get past the hack checker. You filthy cheater.

>> No.14263145 [DELETED] 

>>14263131
Spiders are scary.

>> No.14263147

>>14263143
>she was the only good part of that series

>> No.14263148

>>14263140
Or the plot of a recent Gintama episode.

>> No.14263149

>>14263142
Depression is fucking terrifying anon I don't know what you're on about.

>> No.14263150

>>14263143
>Hmm a MG conversion raygun
I want to use the ushi setting in a crowded convention hall (preferably from a distance) and then flee the scene. This is why I'm not allowed to have power.

>> No.14263156

>>14263148
That's still ongoing? Huh.

>> No.14263158

>>14263156
All crap anime gets continued. its japan.

>> No.14263160 [DELETED] 

>>14263150
Good job making bad monster girls.

Thanks faggot.

>> No.14263161

>>14263156
It's on it's third... thing, now.
I only got into it quite recently, so I'm finding it quite amusing.

>> No.14263162

>>14263141
I'm pretty sure I read somewhere mayans said this to their children when they were born.

>> No.14263164

>>14262859
Let me tell you about the rabbits...

>> No.14263166 [DELETED] 

>>14263162
Mayans were crazy savages, doesn't surprise me.

>> No.14263168

>>14263131
Ooga booga booga!

>> No.14263170

>>14263160
What I do I do for chaos. Chaos and shiggles.

I'd totally go to a feminist convention and use the kiki or shoggoth (or both!) setting too though. I think it balances out overall.

>> No.14263179 [DELETED] 

>>14263170
Nah, you're still a fag.

You could have at least made good monster girls. like Minotaurs, but instead you made shit ones.

>> No.14263192

Chubby Monster Girls

>> No.14263194

>>14262670
>wrestling club...kobolds
Anon, please. We both know that would end up being aggressive cuddling instead of wrestling.

>> No.14263195

>>14263192
are olev.

>> No.14263196
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14263196

I want a Clydesdale sized Nightmare.

>> No.14263198 [DELETED] 

>>14263192
>>14263195
Fatfags go to /d/

>> No.14263200

>>14263192
Where are the Chubby Monster Girl arts?

Where are the Chubby Monster Girl lewds?

>> No.14263203

>>14263196
Clysedale Nova Scotia?

>> No.14263208

You are the loving single father of a young boy-girl pair of fraternal twins. Your beloved human wife and the mother of your precious children died due to a birthing complication. It was the final, ignominious defeat of an undeservedly brutal life for her and you're still very torn up about it.

You are also very firm in your conviction that children need a father and a mother to grow up properly, so you're looking to remarry once you can find the right woman. Luckily your parents are helping look after the kids while you work and wife-hunt, so it's not entirely a lost cause.

Unfortunately, you've found that human women don't go for men with kids quite as hard as popular culture had led you to believe.

Fortunately, the area you live in has an unusually large and diverse monster girl population! All they care about is that you be single (check) and fertile (check, check)!

Keeping in mind that you are not only looking for a woman to fill the ragged, bleeding hole in your heart but also to be a mother for your two children, what kind of monster girl do you go for?

>> No.14263210
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14263210

>>14263170
Shut up faggot, ushis are love.

>> No.14263211

>>14263210
Meant for >>14263160, you are okay.

>> No.14263212

>>14263208
Holst to nurture the fuck out of them and eventually monsterize my daughter to fully become her true mother.

>> No.14263213

>>14262840
Why did that get deleted? It was sfw

>> No.14263215

>>14263208
Lilim to help the boy twin explore his true nature and desires so that we can eventually just have two cute girl twins, even if one of them has horns and a tail. The other can get hers from corruption.

>> No.14263216

>>14263170
>>14263210
>>14263211
Why you people keep replying to him, you should recognize his posting style by now.

>> No.14263217 [DELETED] 

>>14263208
I wouldn't go for any monster girl. I don't want to turn into a incubus and I certainly don't want her corrupting my kids.

Fuck it, I'll stay single.

>> No.14263218

>>14263123
I've got like 5 of em at my work. It's not fun.
Especially since no MAMONOBAMA in the real world.

>> No.14263220

>>14263213
I deleted it because I wanted to conserve images.

I also didn't get any replies aside from yours.

>> No.14263221

>>14263216
But how do I know it's him?

>> No.14263222

>>14263131
Gunna poke her big fat spider butt while she's looking the other way

>> No.14263223
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14263223

>>14263192
Would they be lonely? Would they be depressed? Would they be lonely AND depressed?

>> No.14263224 [DELETED] 

>>14263210
Yeah if you like having your bones constantly shattered, Ushis are great.

Unfortunately not everyone on earth is a masochistic, suicidal idiot.

>> No.14263227 [DELETED] 

>>14263216
Kill yourself.

>> No.14263228

>>14263221
Well, his comments are always extremely salty and he hates everything that rapes, or sometimes all monstergirls (except alps), and he is extremely vocal about his hate. Here is an example >>14263224, >>14263227.

>> No.14263229

>>14263192
are for

>> No.14263231 [DELETED] 

>>14263228
>except alps
Bullshit, you're lumping me in with a different faggot.

>> No.14263232

>>14263208
A Kobold.

>> No.14263234

>>14263228
Come now, salt isn't a sound indication of samefaggotry. If it was we'd all be samefags.

>> No.14263236

>>14263208
Fuck this infidelity bullshit, "until death do us part" is just an expression. I go deep into debt to pay a lich to bring my wife back as a wight.

>> No.14263238

>>14263208
Someone kind and gentle, but knows when to be firm. Species doesn't matter (but abominations like Alps, Matangos, and the Siths are right out)

...with my luck, it'll be about six or twelve years before my kids tell me to stop mourning my wife and find someone else.

>> No.14263239

>>14263229
holding tight and saying

>> No.14263240

>>14263228
I think I'm gonna make a compilation of his posts, so people know it's him and proceed to ignore him.

>> No.14263241

If your monstergirl waifu bought flavored condoms for the sake of practicing oral sex, how would you react? Would it be awkward if you went through with it?

>> No.14263244

>>14263241
silly girl condoms just take all the feeling away

>> No.14263246 [DELETED] 

>>14263241
>how would you react?
Divorce.

>> No.14263248

>>14263241
What's she on about, she already gives the best oral sex. If she wants to spice things up or wants a little extra flavor with her usual meal they make potions for that.

>> No.14263249

>>14263241
>Flavored condoms
You what? I think it's time to buy/make flavored lube.

>> No.14263251

>>14263208
Probably someone from a lamia famiy, they seem exceptionally motherly. Ren Xionagmao, Apsara or Gandhrva would likely be fine too.
That to place it seriously. Fun mode? Familiar.

>> No.14263254

>>14263241
>kiki

I thought they didn't outwardly tempt.

>> No.14263257

>>14263232
I can see a kobold being good with the kids when they're very young, but do you think she'll be able to handle them after they turn eight or nine, or especially when they hit their teenage rebellion phase?

>> No.14263258

>>14263236
Mah nigga.

>> No.14263261

>>14263224
Monstergirls don't hurt their males though. Ushis are love. And you are a faggot.

>> No.14263263 [DELETED] 

>>14263261
You're a double faggot. Nerd.

>> No.14263264

>>14263257
>especially when they hit their teenage rebellion phase
She could easily use her special ability "puppy dog eyes" to give her adoptive children a change of heart.

>> No.14263265

>>14263208
So I have a son? Just take him to Wonderland, make him Alp, then feed him Christmas Cake. Bingo, cute loving motherly wife.

>> No.14263266

>>14263241
>Condoms
I'm paying a group of Ogres to kick the shit out of her.

>> No.14263269

>>14263240
Good on you if you do, but I wouldn't subject myself to that.

>> No.14263270

>>14263265
>Alping, aging up, and dicking your own son
Alpfags truly are the scum of the earth.

>> No.14263272

>>14263263
Go to bed, salt-kun.

>> No.14263273

>>14263208
>Implying I will marry again
>Implying I won't just make my wife an undead
>Implying that if I can't revive her I won't raise my daughters by myself and wait for my wife who is in the afterlife
I won't go for another partner just like I wouldn't want her to do the same.

>> No.14263274

>>14263232
>>14263257
That all depends on what kind of Kobold we're talking about here. A tiny, flat Chihuahua Kobold? A tall, strongfat Siberian Husky Kobold? A Labrador Kobold? A Golden Retriever Kobold? A Collie Kobold or even just a plain old mutt Kobold who lacks the distinction of the purebreds but makes up for it in love? You gotta be more specific here man.

>> No.14263276 [DELETED] 

>>14263272
You go to bed you nerd.

>> No.14263280

>>14263270
Well it works doesn't it?

>> No.14263281

>>14263265
That's fucked up, even for us. Shit nigga.

>> No.14263282

>>14263274
A Hellbold
Heckbold?

>> No.14263283

>>14263251
I want to see a Gandharva playing lullabies for her adopted children and singing them to sleep!

>> No.14263284

>>14263257
>your Kobold wife hasn't been herself lately
>she's been more sad since the kids have gotten older
>ask her one night in your bedroom what's bothering her
>"The kids are getting older... they're not letting me lick their hair down anymore... they won't let me growl at the mailman anymore... and they don't want me to walk them to school anymore!"
>you start laughing and in between your wife playfully hitting you you explain that kids get older
>and how you too had a rebellious phase
>to be fair you just thought you were a rebel from Star Wars
>your wife calms down
>and starts thinking about what you said
>"Honey I have an idea" she says
>she looks at you with stars in her eyes
>"LET'S HAVE ANOTHER LITTER!"

>> No.14263285

>>14263261
>>14263210
I keep having trouble grasping this for some reason. Assuming she doesn't hit the jackpot and score a mate who can take what she gives, I keep thinking that an Ushi would eventually snap from the strain of trying not to hurt her lover.

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>>14263274
I know fuck-all about dogs, but I'd say Golden Retriever.

>> No.14263287

>>14263280
No. No it really doesn't.
You're a disgusting freak.

>> No.14263289

>>14263221
>greentext
>(space)
[insert absolute garbage opinion here]

>> No.14263290

>>14263281
I have a happy family, loving wife, and cute daughter. And eventually I'll give her some more daughters to play with. What's wrong? Plans fullproof

>> No.14263293

>>14263281
Forget it, anon.

It's Monster Girl City

>> No.14263294

>>14263280
A son alping automatically makes you a failure of a father, though

>> No.14263295

>>14263282
So... like a Werewolf with minor heat powers? I can dig it.

>> No.14263298

>>14263294
Hard to consider myself a failure when she's riding on my cock screaming my name, and then cuddling up to my side telling me how much she loves me and how she can't wait to bear my children.

>> No.14263299

>>14263284
I'm torn between my desire to give her all the children she wants and my responsibility to put any children I have through college.

>> No.14263303

>>14263293
That doesn't excuse that guy being a creepy motherfucker.
or sonfucker in this case.

>> No.14263304

>>14263295
Nah, just a regular Kobold that happens to look like a Hellhound because of a genetic quirk.

>> No.14263305

>>14263286
She'll probably be fine then. She's a strong, tall girl with beautiful blonde hair, paws and tail who will have no problem corralling your unruly kids. She's mature, a little busty, and gets really embarrassed whenever she lets her canine instincts get the better of her. She also has a bit of a fetish for playing fetch and 'hide-the-bone'.

>> No.14263306

>>14263194
You wrestle with the kobolds when you just want to practice and have a good time.
You wrestle with the werewolves when you want to push yourself, and get competitive.
And when they really want you to learn how to escape from a pin, the coach pairs you up with one of the hellhounds.

>> No.14263307 [DELETED] 

>>14263289
Lots of people do that though.

In fact I bet you do that as well.

>> No.14263309

>>14263304
Like, exactly like a Hellhound or like a Kobold recolored to look like a Hellhound? I think the latter would be much more interesting.

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>>14263307
>implying
Unlike some people, I actually like monstergirls.

>> No.14263312

>>14263299
>my responsibility to put any children I have through college
I always do a double-take when somebody says this. I put myself through college, same as both my siblings. I sure as hell didn't expect my parents to pay my way.

>> No.14263313

>>14263221
Well, he usually starts to post around 7:00 PST and leaves around 2-3, almost everyday except for tuesdays, for some reason. And this >>14263228.

>> No.14263321

>>14263312
That's how I was raised, I guess. They take care of you when you're young, you take care of them when they're old.

>> No.14263325

I feel unusually aroused by the thought of fucking a childhood best friend tomboy Alp.

>> No.14263328 [DELETED] 

>>14263311
Yeah so do I, just not the shit ones.

Shirohebi is not so great. That White Fire part is a complete deal breaker.

>> No.14263332

>>14263325
>Childhood best friend
>Tomboy
>Alp
I don't think those things are necessarily possible in combination with one another.

>> No.14263334

>>14263328
Then just ignore it, like me.

>> No.14263335

>>14263311
>I like all monster girls

This is always a big fat lie, without fail.

>> No.14263336

>>14263313
So that's why tuesday-early wednesday are so comfy.
>>14263325
Do you have a childhood friend now?

>> No.14263337

>>14263328
>So do I
>proceeds to call several monstergirls absolute garbage
>never says which ones he likes
Why you gotta lie to me, though?

>> No.14263338 [DELETED] 

>>14263334
Can't.

>> No.14263339

>>14263332
The tomboy part I could see and understand, but how would the childhood friend part work?

>> No.14263341

>>14263338
Your loss.

>> No.14263342

>>14263325
Does she practice Anything Goes Martial Arts?

>> No.14263343

>>14263325
How would you fuck her? With her spats still on? While she mumbles about how she's definitely still a boy, while you play with her cute clitoris?

>> No.14263349

>>14263335
Well, not ALL girls, obviously.
I don't like Devil Bug or Beelzebub, for example, but I'm not here talking about how, for example, Ren Xiongmaos are absolute garbage.
Because that would be straight up lying.

>> No.14263350

>>14263339
For some reason, Sex-Hair popped into my head.

But guys don't do the sex-hair thing.

>> No.14263351

>>14263325
>tomboy
>alp

>> No.14263355

>>14263309
#2
She doesn't have flaming eyes or anything, Just the same colors and fur patterns.

>> No.14263356

>>14263284
>growling at the mailman
do all canine MGs do this
because I hope so it's so fucking cute

>> No.14263358

>>14263336
The strangest thing is, I don't even really like the childhood friend trope all that much on its own, but in combination with tomboy Alps it make it way better for some reason.

>> No.14263359

>>14263349
I want to be cuddled by a Ren and a Grizzly at the same time.

>> No.14263361 [DELETED] 

>>14263337
>several
Why do you gotta lie to me, anon?

>> No.14263362

>>14263349
Devil bug could be made drastically less shit with a new picture in KC's current style and a two-column treatment like the new profiles get.

>> No.14263364

>>14263355
Good man, I hope you give her lots of cuddles and headpats.

>> No.14263366

>>14263338
That makes you autistic.

>> No.14263367

>>14263350
>Please do the sex-hair thing

Fixed that for you.

I want a sex-hair Hellhound!

>> No.14263370

>>14263367
Me too.

>> No.14263371

>>14263339
Maybe she turned into an Alp when she was only a kid because she was raised to be effeminate, and grew up resisting her upbringing by practicing sports and playing video games.

>> No.14263372 [DELETED] 

>>14263366
>autistic.
Nice buzzword.

>> No.14263373

>>14263240
please do

>> No.14263377

loli monster girls

>> No.14263378

I hate it when the thread starts talking about hellhounds and kobolds.

I love them both so much, I just want to post endlessly about them. Reading and being reminded of them just makes me think about how much I want to snuggle with them both. I need to huff hellhound fluff. I need to give a kobold head massages and tummy rubs. I should be asleep, but instead I'm sitting up in bed, lamenting that I'll never get to be the middle spoon between those two monstergirls. I just want to give warmth and love, and feel warmth and love in return. Preferably while being wrapped up in their paws and giving them both massages back.

>> No.14263379

>>14263372
but it describes you so perfectly

>> No.14263381
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>>14263377
Are olev.

>> No.14263382 [DELETED] 

>>14263379
Just like how the word retarded perfectly describes you?

Go jump off a bridge.

>> No.14263384

>>14263343
Obviously by tenderly cuddlefucking her under the covers while watching a movie or playing vidya.

>> No.14263385

>>14263364
I have to. A Kobold can't really take all the heat she gets from people mistaking her for a Hellhound.

If I had a dime for all the times she makes a little kid cry, or gets knocked on her ass by a friendly shoulder-pat from an Oni or Ushi...well, I'd have a lot of fucking dimes.

>> No.14263390

>>14263377
I need maus butt in my life.

>> No.14263391

>>14263372
In this case I meant it for the literal, medical definition. You have Autism.

>> No.14263392

>>14263371
That actually sounds like a really good setup for an Alp story.

>> No.14263393 [DELETED] 

>>14263378
Hellhounds are pretty awful in general and Kobolds have a dangerously furry design but a pretty good profile.

>> No.14263395

>>14263378
I like Hellhounds but I just can't bring myself to think sexually about kobolds, her face is so.. cute/pure, I can't dick that. She could be a good pet, though.

>> No.14263399 [DELETED] 

>>14263391
So do you anon, however you can fix it if you kill yourself right now.

End your life, save the planet.

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>>14263390
I got you covered fam.

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>>14263382
>in this picture we have the wild autist, greatest source of salt known to man.

>> No.14263403

>>14263395
The cuter they are the harder their mind breaks.

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>>14263390
You won't find it funny when they discover your stash.

>> No.14263405

>>14263393
>dangerously furry design
Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like the kobold in the profile picture is wearing a vest made of her own fur? It looks like she should be able to just take it off and leave her torso bare.

>> No.14263407

>>14263405
That's because it is a vest.

You aren't the only one.

>> No.14263408 [DELETED] 

>>14263402
>putting in the effort to make a screencap of some random post so you can spite an anonymous poster

Autism.

>> No.14263411

>>14263378
>Kobold mama raising litter of orphaned heck-puppies

>> No.14263414

>>14263377
as weapons!

>> No.14263415 [DELETED] 

>>14263411
That sounds pretty cute. Although the Hellhounds will probably lapse into their generic personality and make the poor Kobold's life is living hell.

>> No.14263416

>>14263403
Nah, I don't like that stuff.

>> No.14263418

>>14263393
>dangerously furry
Literally the only difference in overall anatomy between the Hellhound and Kobold is the direction the leg joints bend. So by your reasoning the Hellhound and most other MGs are also furry.

>> No.14263419

>>14263399
That's nice, Anon.

>> No.14263420 [DELETED] 

>>14263415
>is
Wow, meant to just type a

Quite the fuckup there.

>> No.14263422

>>14263399
>>14263408
You seem upset. Do you want to talk about it?

Maybe cuddle an Alp and calm down?

>> No.14263423 [DELETED] 

>>14263419
That's nice, Anon.

>> No.14263424

>>14261034
>I don't think anyone has tried this
Naw, it's been done. Written about too. Albeit, in passing.

>> No.14263429

>>14263422
>cuddle an alp
you mean, cuddle himself?

>> No.14263431 [DELETED] 

>>14263422
Alps are shit. Gimmie a Minotaur or a lewd teasing Holst.

>> No.14263436

>>14263422
>>14263419
Stop replying, he will just keep going, let him have the last word and ignore him. Press the "-" box to the left of the post and be done with it.

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>>14263436
>>14263404
Nah that'd be hilarious.

>> No.14263442

Normal Monster Girls of average body types and ages

>> No.14263446

>>14263431
Are you the guy that really likes minotaurs? I can't believe it's you, salty anon.

>> No.14263447

>>14263442
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

>> No.14263448

>>14263442
I fell asleep halfway through your post.

>> No.14263450

I would take that Wock now.

>> No.14263451 [DELETED] 

>>14263446
It is, I really liked that greentext.

>> No.14263452

>>14263343
I want her to insist that sex is something totally normal and acceptable for platonic friendships, and how it's definitely not romantic at all as she rides my cock, caressing my face and kissing my chest, staring up at me with wanting eyes.

I want her to make excuses, about why she only does it with me and spends so much time cuddling afterwards, and why she puts so much effort into making it seem special every time we do it, or why she spends so much time preparing dates for us, even though she always says that we're only friends.

I like Alps.

>> No.14263453

Which monstergirl would help me end the world and reset it?

>> No.14263455

>>14263395
Not even through innocent sex?

Just imagine you and a kobold, cuddling together on the bed while watching a movie. Then, when it ends, she turns to you and starts to wrestle. You're laughing, cuddling and playing, and even when her shirt's hiked up past her breasts, she plays as normal.
Then she starts getting all nuzzly with you, licking and kissing your face, giggling between assaults. You're getting harder, she's getting hotter, but she's still innocent to her own arousal.
Even when you stick it in her and start gently thrusting, she treats it like a game, or a cuddle session, even if it is much slower than normal. And all the way through, she's licking your face and telling you that she loves you, over and over, squeezing on you tighter and tighter.
And when you cum inside her, she orgasms, and comes down from it laughing and giggling like she always does, just as innocent and happy as before, if a little more satisfied and afterglowy.

>> No.14263456

>>14263451
Have you decided to start liking things you like instead of shitposting?

>> No.14263457 [DELETED] 

>>14263436
Anon you should really stop trying, this place never learns.

>> No.14263458

>>14263453
Shoggy Shiggy

>> No.14263460

>>14263451
Well too bad, a minotaur could easily dominate you.

>> No.14263462 [DELETED] 

>>14263456
I try, but this place keeps being shit and I keep slipping back into my old shitposting self.

I almost got away from it last week too.

>>14263460
Fucking kill yourself.

>> No.14263463

>>14263453
Shiva.

>> No.14263464

>>14263455
No anon, pls don't do this to me.

>> No.14263466

>>14263462
It's true though. You are weak.

>> No.14263467 [DELETED] 

>>14263466
It's also true that you're a cock sucking faggot.

>> No.14263475

>>14261302
>Fuck up big, earn the ire of the waifu
>She does this
>Courts are a little agitated at your preferential treatment, a lesser man would be given some kind of public whipping
>Murmurs dull as they see you day in and day out strive to appease her with her utterly ignoring your efforts, becoming more and more a mess
>When you're around, she even reacts well to flirtations by other men
>You die a little inside
>You're made to sleep in one of the empty rooms in the castle

Honestly, this is too hardcore. I'd breakdown within the first week and just stay in my room.

>> No.14263477

>>14263467
It's true that you will die a lonely death

>> No.14263479 [DELETED] 

>>14263477
You too.

>> No.14263480

>>14263467
Shh, I'm sure that minotaur will enjoy herself dominating you, and you will learn to love it. Because you are a faggot. Enjoy your stay, salt-kun.

>> No.14263483

>>14261293
>Shortstack Sabbath
>In a world where loli sabbath is focused on their vehement hatred of tits, and Onee-sabath is more worried if their otouto is comfortable enough, exists a third faction.

>> No.14263485

>>14263475
>When you're around, she even reacts well to flirtations by other men
I had a girlfriend do that once.
We were doing some shopping at the mall, I drove. I left her there.
That was the end of our relationship.

>> No.14263488 [DELETED] 

>>14263480
Die already. You fucking faggot.

>> No.14263492
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>>14262860
Well OK

But what are you planning on oing with all these wocks?

>> No.14263494

>>14263488
Get used to femdom - bad little children get spanked. do you prefer paddles or riding crops?

>> No.14263497

>>14263485
You shouldn't have dated 3DPD in the first place.

>> No.14263498

>>14263494
I prefer you being dead.

>> No.14263499

>>14263464
It's fine. After all, if it's with someone who cares that much, she can still have sex and maintain an utterly pure mind. Just promise to love and protect her forever, while cradling her head against your chest and pumping her full of semen.
Then imagine how sleepy she'd get affterwars, mumbling about how she knows, how you always keep her safe, and about how much she loves you.
It's the purest love you can have. Sex not just for the pleasure, but because you love each other so much that it simply happens on instinct.

>> No.14263501

>>14263494
Let him rot.

>> No.14263505

>>14263492
I want to remove all of those Wocks.

>> No.14263507

>>14263485
>We were doing some shopping at the mall, I drove. I left her there.
>That was the end of our relationship.
Yeah but this is assuming your waifu is worth giving a damn about, and is only doing it to punish you.

>> No.14263508

>>14263492
Is that a super-rare green Wock? I'll take it!

>> No.14263510

>>14263492
Cuddle them.

>> No.14263511

>>14263501
>Acting like he's not part of the problem

You can fuck off as well.

>> No.14263516

>>14263498

Don't worry, the femdom Minotaur will sort your bad attitude out real soon.

>> No.14263517

>>14263511
I don't give a fuck about salt anon, he can rot in hell for all I care.

>> No.14263520

>>14263498
You know you like it. You probably have wet dreams about being used as a fuck toy by dark elves and ushis, only allowed to use your tongue when licking your mistresses' lower lips.

>> No.14263523

>>14263475

>Make a decision to just leave out of paranoia that she hates you or something now.
>You left without telling anyone and without attracting anyone's attention.
>Waifu decides to forgive you the following day but can't find you anywhere
>She asks around but none of her servants have seen you either.
>By the time she's organized a search you're long gone to who knows where.

Bad end

>> No.14263525

>>14263499
Why full of semen, cumflation is my fetish... Ok, I guess kobolds can be lewd as well..

>> No.14263528

>>14263523

Best end more like it.

>she hunts you down after many years.
>finds out you settled down with a nice Yeti instead.

>> No.14263529

>>14263505
>>14263510
I don't know who's madder, he who wishes to destroy the greatest evil, or he who wishes to cuddle it

>> No.14263530

>>14263520
Oh fuck, that's actually hot. Hey, I want that too

>> No.14263531

>>14263516
>>14263520
I wish I could prevent you people from being born.

>> No.14263535
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14263535

I love all of you!

>> No.14263538

>>14263530
If you met a dominatrix mg who you only wanted a one-night stand with, would you care if she gave saltfag sloppy seconds?

>> No.14263539

>>14263529
But they are cute, the logical response would be to cuddle them! I'm not mad, you're mad!

>> No.14263542

>>14263535
You're a work in progress.
Go eat pie.

>> No.14263543

>>14263523
>Bad end
Bad end, but also True end. I'm like a rabbit. If I ever had a waifu, I'd die without affection. '
>Waifu heads a search party
>Finds you years later, entire countries away, in a farmstead by the river with an affectionate and loving waifu doing some yardwork
>Storms up to you and is about to rave about you betraying her
>When she realizes you have no memories of who you were or who she is after leaving
>Decides she still wants you, but she'll earn your hate if she just takes you from your new wife
>Cue queen doing yard work as she strives to have you and your new wife accept her.

>> No.14263545

>>14263531

but you can't anon.
All you can is rage impotently and post about it 4chan

>> No.14263547

>>14263535
I would give this alp headpats.

>> No.14263555

>>14263538
>one-night stand
I might be a slut, but I'm a pure slut, if she won't marry me we dont have anything to talk about.

>> No.14263556

>>14263535
Thirsty bitch, you don't even know me. Back the fuck up out of my face.

>> No.14263558

>>14263528

>"Daddy who is that lady?"
>"No one, sweetie."

>> No.14263561

>>14263555
oh well. I just thought that saltfag would have a, you know, "salt" fetish. He's probably disappointed that you're not interested.

>> No.14263563

>>14263442
This is my fetish

>> No.14263567

>>14263561
Well, huhh I'm sorry for him too, I guess.

>> No.14263570

>>14263563
Holy shit >>>/d/ that's fucking sick didn't expect we'd have your kind here

>> No.14263571

>>14263543

I almost like the idea that you remember her and she desperately tries to prove that she can be a better person.

>> No.14263573

>>14263538
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.14263574

i want to be an agent and fucktoy for a coven of witches from Oppai-Sabath

>> No.14263578

>>14263571
Speaking personally if I still had any memories of her I'd still act like I had no idea who she was

>> No.14263580

>>14263377
The Sabbath is the only one true religion. Oppai loli are heresy.

>> No.14263581

>>14261457
Is this part of that Calendar? How many of those are done?

>> No.14263583

>>14263507
>waifu is worth giving a damn about
If you're talking about the girl from the greentext, she's flirting with other men in front of him because she's angry at him. That's super duper 3DPD. She's not worth giving a damn about.

>> No.14263586

>>14263507
No one with giving a damn about would do that, anyone who does is a shitty person you should cut out of your life.

>> No.14263587

>>14263520
If I say I hate things too will you send the elves and ushis to my house? I have a pool, and some beer and stuff...

>> No.14263589

>>14263535
for the last time Carl get in the hot dog suit!

>> No.14263590

>>14263523
Somebody continue with this

>> No.14263592

>>14263587
Okay, you can have some too.

>> No.14263598

I hate all of you irritating homosexuals.

>> No.14263601

>>14263598
Your hatred only makes our dicks harder

>> No.14263602

Uh oh! That smooth talking Succubus just delivered a really cool line that'll surely get her in your pants!

>"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

On a scale of 10 to 10 how hard are you for her?

>> No.14263603

>>14263583
>That's super duper 3DPD. She's not worth giving a damn about.
But if she was, that only makes it hurt all the more, right? I mean its punishment, it's supposed to be shit.

>> No.14263610

>>14263601
That's gay.

>> No.14263611

>>14263598
Kyaa, senpai noticed me~

>> No.14263614

>>14263602
She hates sand? So do I! We have so much in common.

>> No.14263615

>>14263325 >>14263342 >>14263350 >>14263371 >>14263452
So, to combine all of this; a tomboy childhood friend Alp that turned, because as a child, she was overly feminine due to the way she was raised. Since she turned, she's been resisting her upbringing by immersing herself in masculine hobbies like martial arts, sports, and video games.

She grows up to genuinely enjoy her various hobbies and have great hair, as well as a friendly relationship with her childhood friend with lots of teasing, which she insists isn't romantic. Despite numerous dates and lots of passionate, if casual at times, sex, with a great deal of effort put in to make each occasion special, and the fact that she only sleeps with her childhood friend, she continues to make excuses to justify her behavior as normal and not in conflict with her overall self image.

Is there anything else here that needs to be added?

>> No.14263616

>>14263592
Hey, my set came with a chubby P'orc by mistake, can I exchange her?

Ah shit, she's crying now, hold on...

>> No.14263617

>>14263598
It's okay to be angry. What's it like being tsundere for femdom?

>> No.14263618

>>14263602
>fucking Star Wars quote

0/10

>> No.14263619

>>14263602
Honestly? 8/10

>> No.14263622

>>14263617
I wish I could strangle you.

Femdom is a shitty over done fetish for lazy assholes

>> No.14263624

>>14263602
5/10, could go either way.

too busy thinking of making some horrid 40k hybrid for a cheap/fast Gundam thing.

>> No.14263625

>>14263543

>Queen can't do yardwork, gets mad at you when you tell her she's destroying the plants.
>She tries to cook, kicks your wife out of the kitchen and burns dinner.
>Is arrogant and rude to her loyal retainers when they attempt to help her.
>You tell her she hasn't changed at all and that this sort of cruelty is why you left her.
>She breaks down crying and runs off.
>Later, your wife find her crying alone by the river.
>"come to laugh at me huh? I can't even cook or clean while you're just the perfect little wife for him?"
>"That wasn't why he left you."
>"Damnit I know! He left because I'm not a good person, because I'm terrible and cruel and..." she breaks off crying.
>"No, you're not a good person."
>"But I think you could be."
>Wife puts out a hand to the Queen.
>"I see you love him. I want to help you be the person you want to be."
>Queen's crying drops to a few sniffs, "why would you help me?"
>Your wife smiles, "I guess I just can't stand seeing anyone leave with a broken heart."

>> No.14263627

>>14263622
>strangle
Wow, kinky. I hadn't realized you had a fetish for asphyxiation. No wonder you like shirohebis so much.

>> No.14263628

>>14263615

>"I just do it because it feels good!"

>> No.14263629

>>14263622

It's k salt-kun, we understand that you would prefer more yuri, alp TG, and futa in these threads.

>> No.14263633

>>14263603
She's not. If she's behaving like that, she can't be. It doesn't matter why she's doing it. A priest fucking choir boys in the ass to punish them for misbehaving is still a fucking pedophile.

>> No.14263634

>>14263615
Just some event to serve as the breaking point to make her admit to all the romance, and I think we're golden.

>> No.14263635

>>14263627
>>14263629
You people are going to make me pop a blood vessel one day, god damn.

I hope a sandnigger decapitates everyone you love.

>> No.14263637

>>14263602
Are we on the beach? If not I'm just confused.

>> No.14263638

>>14263633
Those two don't really seem the same.
>You fuck up big
>She ignores your existence as though she were simply never married

>Choir boy is a choir boy
>Gets raped by a priest

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>> No.14263642

>>14263635

I'm just amazed you keep responding.

>> No.14263645

>>14263635
You are the grandest of grumps.
A king amongst them.

>> No.14263649

>>14263642
It's almost midnight and I got nothing else to do.

>> No.14263650

>>14263645
Stop calling me that.

>> No.14263654

>>14263649

It's trolls all the way down then?

>> No.14263656

>>14263640
That's some thick chest hair.

>> No.14263658

>>14263645
But what land does he hail from? What is the weather like?

>> No.14263662

Would you flirt with your monstergirl waifu in public or with friends?

>> No.14263663

>>14263654
What?

>> No.14263664

I want to teach a Humpty Egg how to speak, read and write

Then I will show her the joys of living other than sex

>> No.14263665

>>14263635
>sandnigger
ah, so you want an anubis then? She could use you as a naked footstool while writing a report to her superiors. every time she stops to think, she would absent-mindedly fondle your junk, keeping you just on the edge. if you try to finish, she lays a curse preventing you from orgasming, then lays on the mummy's curse as a punishment.
then she treats you like a dog. say "wan wan," king grump.

>> No.14263666

>>14263638
>to punish them for misbehaving
What I'm saying is, even if he's genuinely doing it for that reason, he's still an awful person. There are better ways to handle it, you know? Don't focus too much on the metaphor, it's a bad one.

Anyways, you don't 'punish' a lover. Except sexually. That's spiteful and childish. That's not how adult lovers in healthy relationships treat eachother.

>> No.14263667

>>14263649
Go to bed, nobody wants you here.

>> No.14263669

>>14263667
Too bad.

>> No.14263672

>>14263667
the ushis want him. they'll rape the bile out of him.

>> No.14263673

>>14263662
God I hope not, it would be extremely embarrasing.

>> No.14263674

>>14263665
I fucking hate you, god I hope you get run over by a car.

Give me your name so when you die I can find you and laugh at your grave.

>> No.14263676

>>14263666
>There are better ways to handle it, you know?
Yeah, I suppose so.
>Anyways, you don't 'punish' a lover.
You do when they commit lese majeste. Which from what I gather of the situation, could be the only thing that would bring about this whole scenario in the first place.

>> No.14263679

>>14263674
Oh a graveyard, how kinky! I'm sure you'll run into the recently raised undead, who will gangbang you, just as you planned.

>> No.14263682

>>14263628
>"There's nothing weird about two close friends having sex. I mean, it's like a trust game or something like that. It's fun, and since we trust each other, it only makes sense to do what feels good."

>"Us being friends, we have a mutual understanding and trust. I need to eat spirit energy anyway, and since we're friends, it's okay to do that kind of thing without any kind of romantic undertone, right?"

>"I mean, it's basically just mutual masturbation, right?"

>"I only do it with you because you're the only one I trust enough to do something like that with. We've known each other for so long, it's only normal you're the only one."

>"Friend going out on dates isn't really strange at all when you think about it. Why shouldn't I spend time doing things with someone I hang out with a lot anyway?"

>> No.14263683
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14263683

Please listen to him and kill yourselves! My mistress needs more bodies for the fire!

>> No.14263684

>>14263590

>She abandoned everything, realizing that she went too far.
>Initially she had a large group of people helping her but by the end of it, they had given up and went back home, leaving only your waifu to search for you.
>Your parents, when she found them, didn't give her the time of day. She was only met with cold stares and silence.
>Eventually after a long journey she finds you
>To her surprise you smile at her
>"Ah good. You're here."
>You reach into your pocket and hand a ring, now just a mere memento she gave you a long time ago, to this exhausted woman, who discarded everything to find you.
>"You can have this. I don't need it anymore."
>She alternates between staring at you and back at the ring silently
>As she collapses on the ground, utterly defeated, you decide to leave her there alone and head back home.

>> No.14263685

>>14263662
yes I would tell her cheesy pick up lines everyday and do stupid 'gentlemen' like things for her so that she would never want to go outside with me
especially if she was some evil overlord or something

>> No.14263686

>>14263674
>>14263679
>undead
he probably got the idea from
http://pastebin.com/n9Ew6niR

>> No.14263689

>>14263679
Undead's are weak little shits, they couldn't even hold themselves down if a gust of air came.

>> No.14263692

>>14263682
Best Alp.

>> No.14263695

>>14263662
Probably, out of habit.

>> No.14263697

>>14263683
can I get a lich doing the "Bring out your dead" scene from MP and the holy grail?

>> No.14263699

>>14263686
God what a horrible piece of writing.

>> No.14263702

>>14263697
I want a lich to say "Wise from your gwave."

>> No.14263703

>>14263684
Wow that's harsh.

>> No.14263710

>>14263689
That's what they want you to think. Even if it was true, they have the advantage in numbers.

>> No.14263715

>>14263710
Maybe if you're as weak as an infant.

>> No.14263719

>>14263715
But why would they want to rape a baby?

>> No.14263720

>>14263684

Pretty brutal. I guess I'm just a sucker for a happy ending and some redemption with prompts like this.

>> No.14263723

>>14263676
>You do when they commit lese majeste
I guess; it's complicated by them having an apparently huge difference in rank despite being married, which is weird.

I'd be fine with the rest of the scenario, but intentionally flirting with other guys to get back at him, that's not acceptable in any circumstances. It's a breach of fidelity, however slight it may be. That makes her a low quality waifu in my book, not worth the devotion he's showing her.

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>>14263523
>>14263528
>>14263543

Personally there's no way I'd get with someone else. The reason I said it would be so effective is because it plays on my fundamental low self esteem.

If I did leave she wouldn't find me with another monster in a loving relationship, she'd find me living like a crazy hermit terrified of any interaction with another living thing.

>> No.14263726

>>14263683
Y'know, I don't think bodies are a good kindle for fires
I mean, fist off, a burning body is going to smell really bad
Secondly, why not just using wood? Less hassle and burning pine smells nice

>> No.14263727

>>14263715
Like you?

>> No.14263729

>>14263682
What kind of excuses could she possibly give to explain away the kissing and the cuddling? How would she react if you just told her you loved her outright?

>> No.14263731

>>14263702
>it's halloween
>a time honored tradition in your family
>especially since you married that lich librarian from your college
>but this year is different
>your daughter is old enough to partake in the monster movie marathon you do every year
>you do have to tone it down it bit
>no crazy gory movies
>no rated R movies
>so that basically sticks you with all those old horror movies from the 1940's-1970's
>start of first with 'The Robot Vs The Aztec Mummy'
>then change it to 'Killer Klowns From Outer Space'
>it's from the 80's but it's so bad it's harmless to her
>then end it with the classic Adam West movie 'Zombie Nightmare'
>now your daughter is getting excited watching this movie
>see her over the next couple of weeks trying to use voodoo to 'waise her teddies to wife'

>> No.14263732

>>14263719
I dunno.

>>14263727
No you silly goose, like you.

>> No.14263735

>>14263723
>but intentionally flirting with other guys to get back at him
Never implied that. I just said she wouldn't instantly turn them down with the whole 'I have a husband you know' because the whole point of the punishment is pretending you don't exist. Not like she actively goes out of her way to flirt.

>> No.14263738

>yfw Wendigo's "awawa" actually sounds like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0iRbfxPpVY

>> No.14263739

>>14263723
That said though, this >>14263684
is still a little brutal. I can't blame the guy, but I do feel bad for her at least.

>> No.14263740

>>14263719
>>14263715
They wouldn't. They would raise shota!saltfag into an obedient fuckpuppet, then rape him.
>deary, mummy has the "itch" again. lick between her legs while she talks to the nice neighbors.
>but mom, I-
>no buts, or I'll spank you again.

>> No.14263744

>>14263726

No, the reason bodies don't burn well is because of the massive water content, most of the burntime is spent just evaporating the water. Try to burn to many bodies in a furnace at once and you'll just end up putting out the fire.

>> No.14263745

>>14263740
God I hate you.

>> No.14263748

>>14263729
She could just say that even if you love each other romantically, it doesn't mean that it's a romantic relationship.

>> No.14263749

>>14263738
But that's not cute.

>> No.14263750

>>14263744
Yeah, that as well
Y'know, I don't think this lady thought her whole "burning bodies" plan through

>> No.14263757

>>14263745
you'll learn to love it.

>> No.14263759

>>14263757
No I won't, fuck you.

>> No.14263763

>>14263748
That's some fucking mental gymnastics if ever I've seen it.

>> No.14263764

Good night Anons.
Don't burn down the thread and remember to stay physically fit.
It's good for you health and makes you more desirable to MGs.
It also gives you something to do with your wife!

Story at 5K, estimating 14k when it's done.

>> No.14263765

>>14263764
which story?

>> No.14263768

>>14263764
>makes you more desirable to MGs.
Never going to be real.
>It also gives you something to do with your wife!
Who isn't real.

>> No.14263769

>>14263759

Why do you feed the trolls so masterfully salt-kun? Do you secretly enjoy being trolled?

like you enjoy being turned into a boytoy for a group of zombies?

>> No.14263770

>>14263735
>When you're around, she even reacts well to flirtations by other men
If somebody is flirting with you, and you react well to it, you're flirting. She is intentionally flirting with other men in front of him because he fucked up. That's over the line.

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>>14263750
Well, she throws them in nuclear fire so she's got a good headstart.
And lewdest Hellcat may be friendly and loyal, but she isn't necessarily nice or good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc_JlpY7BIg

>> No.14263775

>>14263763
This brings to mind sex gymnastics, which would probably be a thing in MGland.

>> No.14263776

>>14263769
I wish I could hang you from a bridge.

>> No.14263777

>>14263759
You've already admitted to loving it!
>you love minotaurs
>you're angry all the time, to the point where your face will turn red from shear impotent rage
>you know what happens when minos see red!
Maybe if you're lucky, you'll also get a turn with her dark elf friends.

>> No.14263778

>>14263765
A Halloween one.

>> No.14263780

>>14263770
That depends entirely on what kind of value you decide to put on 'reacts well'. I see pretending to entertain the idea whilst not returning the flirt, as reacting well, in comparison to what it could have been, i.e dismissal, or if your waifu is a dragon, conflagration.

>> No.14263781

>>14263777
Fucking cut off your dick and die a slow, painful death.

>> No.14263785

>>14263763
I wonder if she would be a yandere if you took it far enough.

>> No.14263787

>>14263764
You are right, the only reason I'm fit is for my waifus, so good night to you too.

>> No.14263791

>>14263697
seconding this drawfags need to get on this

>> No.14263793

>>14263777
He is also into maledom, probably the same shitposter that always wants us to fight about it.

>> No.14263796

>>14263793
>imply he likes anything

>> No.14263799

>>14263793
Wrong person, that guy is a god damn faggot.

>> No.14263800

Hey, .less is owing us something.

>> No.14263803

>>14263793

Honestly his impotent raging is just so funny.

>> No.14263805

>>14263781
I didn't know you were into guro. maybe you'd like a rusalka?

>> No.14263807

>>14263796
He likes to dom minoturs.
>>14263799
Both of them are fags.

>> No.14263810

>>14263720
>>14263703

Alternatively he just acts like he's never met her before when she tries to get his attention or ignores her outright.

>> No.14263811

>>14263780
>pretending to entertain the idea
That's returning the flirt. If somebody comes onto you and you act like you're entertaining the idea, you are flirting with them. That's what flirting is. It doesn't matter whether it's genuine or not.

>> No.14263814

>>14263805
Oh god fuck that, Rusalka genuinely freaks me the fuck out.

>> No.14263817

>>14263807
*minotaurs
And I'm off to bed.

>> No.14263820

>>14263807
You're a faggot, just like those domfag shitstarters.

>> No.14263823

>>14263776
You really like bridges. The word was only used twice in this whole thread and they're both you.

Ah! It's because you're a troll! Trolls fucking love bridges!

King grump troll

>> No.14263824

>>14263814
>fearboners
good taste.

>> No.14263826

>>14263787
Good night.

Remember, do it for her.

>> No.14263828

>>14263811
>Hey you're looking hot
>You don't look bad yourself
this is flirting

>Hey you're looking hot
>Oh are you interested?
This is neither saying yes nor no. It's vague with all kinds of meanings to be inferred, and not flirting.

>> No.14263829

>>14263824
No boner, only fear.

>> No.14263834

>>14263823
Actually it was used four times if you count your use of bridges.

>> No.14263836

>>14263829
at least you admit to being helpless against a monster girl.

>> No.14263838

>>14263836
Die.

>> No.14263841

>>14263799
You're both faggots, faggot.

>> No.14263846

>>14263826
I read that as 'do it with her'

>> No.14263847

>>14263841
You're a faggot, double faggot.

>> No.14263848

>>14263800
'The Girl' you mean?
He's probably having trouble coming up with something decent that isn't just a copy of boogiemom. I can't think up a good design for her either.

>> No.14263849

>>14263838
So, when are you getting a trip for better attention whoring?
Seriously guys, just stop replying to him.

>> No.14263851

>>14263838
>die
I knew you wanted the zombie gang-bang!

>> No.14263854

>>14263846
Well, when you think about it a different way then it's going to be a new form of cardio.

>> No.14263857

Janitor pls come and ban this faggots already. You guys report too.

>> No.14263864

>>14263849
You'd think instead of further instigating an argument anons would instead choose to stop replying and just ignore the anon.

>> No.14263867

>>14263857
Both sides should be banned, both sides keep instigating the argument.

>> No.14263874

>>14263834
Bridges wasn't used until I used it, so what I said was correct until I posted it.

Heisenberg's uncertainty post.

>> No.14263881
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14263881

Cu Sith is an objectively good monster girl. Kind and loyal.

>> No.14263882

>>14263874
Well now it's six.

>> No.14263888

>>14263881
https://twitter.com/megane_inu/status/657621076332122112

We've gone too far in a few places.

>> No.14263891
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14263891

Let's all just chillax ant talk about tiny wolfu butt.

>> No.14263896

>>14263888
DON'T CLICK THE LINK

>> No.14263898

>>14263891
But I like them big.
>>14263896
Too late.

>> No.14263899

>>14263881

To much fur. I want to be able to feel the feeling of skin on skin.

I like fur and scales, but I don't want to feel nothing but it all of the time.

Also snouts are shit tier for kissing.

>> No.14263900

>>14263896
I clicked the link.

Wasn't that bad, I'm numb to this shit.

>> No.14263904
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>>14263891
I see your wolf butt, and raise you a fox ass.

>> No.14263905

>>14263891
But I want to talk about big muscular wolfu butt.

I want to dominate a muscular Wolfu.

>> No.14263906

>>14261455
Yes.
>>14261456
Monster Girl Encyclopedia? Never heard of it.

Anyway, here's the lot. Contains centaur titties and variations on one image.
http://imgur.com/a/1C3Ow

>> No.14263908

>>14263896
eh, I've jerked it to worse

>> No.14263911

>>14263906
>Monster Girl Encyclopedia? Never heard of it.
R-Really?

>> No.14263913

>>14263896
It's just some decent kemono art.
Should he have put a trigger warning that it would hurt your feelings?

>> No.14263915

>>14263896

Stop being such a bitch. I might not like it but furry it's hardly at the level where it's painful to look at.

>> No.14263918

>>14263913
Oh. From the warning, I actually thought that it was guro.

>> No.14263922

>>14263906
That first pic promises dangerous snu-snu
I approve.

>> No.14263923

>>14263828
>Oh are you interested?
Try this with an Oni. When your pelvis recovers explain to her how you weren't actually flirting, how it was vague and had all kinds of meanings to be inferred.

This is probably just a cultural difference between us. Those would both be called flirting where I live.

We should agree to disagree on this one. I don't think we'll agree on the meaning of 'flirting' or of 'respond well'. If we keep going it will just end up as semantics, which is a headache and off-topic.

>> No.14263924

>>14263911
Well I've heard it mentioned but I'm not sure what it is exactly.
More a case of not having the time to get into Monster Girls because I don't usually do a lot of /jp/ and /a/.

>> No.14263926

>>14263891
I want to encounter a pack of tubby werewolfus and engage in steamy cuddlerape.

>> No.14263927

>>14263922
Oh damn, I forgot to draw an edit with Anon under his horse waifu. I guess I'll try a bit later.

>> No.14263928
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14263928

I am here to talk about Evilfox

>> No.14263930

>>14263882
Aren't quantum mechanics fun!?

What kind of monstergirl would make the best physicist?

>> No.14263931

>>14263924
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
Educate yourself and RUN, run as far as you can!

>> No.14263934

>>14263928
Those tails are not fluffy enough for me.

>> No.14263935

>>14263881
Snouts are bad. I could ignore the fur, the snout is a no-go.

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14263936

>>14263928
I prefer this version.

>> No.14263938

>>14263934
Agreed, they're a measly 2 one the mofu scale.

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14263945

>>14263936
>>14263934

>> No.14263946

>>14263931
If rape, mindbreak and corruption aren't your thing, I'd recommend just pretending you've never heard of it.

>> No.14263947

>>14263924
Check it out now then.
>>14263931
Will give you an idea of the atmosphere behind these threads. Heck, even if it doesn't catch you in the least you still might get a few ideas as a drawfag from it. The author is generally considered quite good at making 'em.

>> No.14263948

>>14263904
>Not firefox
Wasted potential.

>> No.14263949

>>14263928
Someone get this girl some Inari milk.
Those scraggly tails won't impress any man.

>> No.14263953

Aww shit. It happened, didn't it?

Thanks janny.

>> No.14263958

>>14263949
>Inari milk
>It makes tails fluffier
This is weird, yet I want to know how it's milked.

>> No.14263961

>>14263949
>Inari milk.
That's a new one to me.

>> No.14263962

>>14263946
He can just ignore the text. That's what I do. It mostly all says the same thing anyways.

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14263963

>>14263936
Almost looks like a puzzle waifu with that art.

>> No.14263966

>>14263953
Janet the Professional turns dozens of posts to white ghosts.
...I kinda want to see a Kiki as a mob "cleaner" now.

>> No.14263970

>>14263931
>>14263947
Well, I...
>>14263946
I'll be seeing you if I can't get any requests from the Monmusu threads then!

>> No.14263971

>>14263953
Yup. Feels good.
>turns out he was samefagging all those comments saying "you're instigating it! both sides should be banned!"
kek.

>> No.14263973

>>14263923
>We should agree to disagree on this one. I don't think we'll agree on the meaning of 'flirting' or of 'respond well'. If we keep going it will just end up as semantics, which is a headache and off-topic.
Fair enough, but just to clarify, even though I don't call it flirting it's still shit, not saying it isn't.

>> No.14263976

>>14263966
>Come back to thread after two hours playing games.
>51 posts with a big, huge red [Deleted] tag

Someone got Janeted while I was gone?

>> No.14263977
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14263977

>>14263970
C'mon anon, it's not really "rape", it's just a game!

>> No.14263979

>>14263977
I'd like to play the oiled up snake game.

>> No.14263983

>>14263977
But what if I just want a loving relationship with a milky waifu?

>> No.14263984

>>14263976
Saltfag is gone, thank god.

>> No.14263987

>>14263970
>I'll be seeing you
Sorry, accountant not therapist.

Keep in mind, KCs said that a lot of the text is exaggerated. That being said, we have a couple of suffering-fags here that don't care.

>> No.14263988

>>14263963
It's Monster Strike.

http://strikeshot.net/monster/1592[

http://strikeshot.net/monster/1129/spoiler]

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>>14263970
>turned off by those things
>but not by the dharmic wagon wheel of cuckoldry spinning through EMG

>> No.14263993

>>14263977
Pink hair is a natural flag of lewdness. It's a warning signal right up there with heart patterns and softly spoken "-ra" syllables.
Anything that happens from approaching it is your own fault.

>> No.14263994

>>14263976
Some nice Yetis and Foxes in very snazzy suits just came to pick up an anon who was having a bad day. It's fine Anon, don't mind it. They'll get him back on his feet.

Don't meet their eyes! We don't want to be involved in MofuMafia business!

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>>14263983
Well, you can have that too! That's the wondeful thing about this setting!

>> No.14263996

>>14263995
Ryu milk sounds heavenly.

>> No.14264002

>>14263996
I'm not too sure, it'd probably taste all watery.

>> No.14264005

>>14263984
>>14263994

Wow, looking at the post log, he wasn't a saltynon. He was outright pure troll.

>Die
>fuck off faggot
>I hate gay/you're gay
>0/10
>want to kill you
>want sandnigger to kill your loved ones
>get run over by a car
>undead suck
>your waifu never real
>you weak as baby
>hate you
>fuck you
>waifu never rail
>hate mermaids
>hate domfags
>die
>faggot
>stop fighting
>ban them
then last words
>I want do dominate a big muscular wolf girl

Looks like his plan backfired. RIP, wolftoy-anon.

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14264008

>>14263928
>>14263936
I like this one too.

Childhood waifu.

>> No.14264010

>>14263987
I know what those words mean invidually, but when you put them in that order, I can't make sense of them.
>>14263992
I don't think about NTR and I don't read NTR material, because that's the only way to win.
>>14263995
I still have one request for a holstaur picture that I'm going to post here, but I can't see myself getting into the encyclopedia anytime soon.

>> No.14264011

>>14264002
They're dragons, the flavor is probably as deep as the ocean. You're not going to rain on my parade.

>> No.14264013

>>14264005
If only MG's were real, I'm sure some dark elves would teach him the error of his ways. The hilarity as he wakes up and realizes his fate.

>> No.14264014

Got a corruption idea.
A squad of men and women fighting a ushi oni.
One women Intentionally gets covered by the blood. the others don't know what ushi blood does so they don't Mercy-purge her.

Haven't Thought out the rest.

>> No.14264017

>>14264014
>intentionally
but why

>> No.14264018

>>14264010
>I know what those words mean individually, but when you put them in that order, I can't make sense of them.
You've lost me.

>>14264014
Or we could just not to the whole corruption gig for a day. Let me have my hugbox for a night.

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>>14264010
Just check the MGs profiles, there will be something you will like, there is a little bit of everything.

>> No.14264020

>>14264014
So is she just into being bled on or is she the only member of her unit that knew that lore?
Good luck taking that wherever. Could go full horror movie direction with it, something about pariah-hood, maybe the cliche "I love you even though you're like this."?

>> No.14264021
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14264021

>>14263992
>Caring about the story in EMG
>Caring about the story in any harem series
>Not just concerning yourself with the cute girls and the fun bits of the setting
Your doing it wrong, anon

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14264024

>>14264008
I can't believe it's been this long.

I still want to cuddle with best God.

>> No.14264026

>>14263995
Actually the entire setting is an escapist fantasy having happy sex with your waifu of choice with no bad ends. Edgelords love making the work darker than it is.

>> No.14264029

>>14264020
>So is she just into being bled on or is she the only member of her unit that knew that lore?
The second one, I was thinking of her being angry at her fellow humans for some reason.

>> No.14264031
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>>14264014
Go away, tonight we cuddle the ushi.

>> No.14264034

>>14263994
>own a small business in the Bronx
>everything's going fine until THEY show up
>three wolf girls in suits show up
>all are flanking this really short fox girl in a school uniform
>whatever you don't care as long as they buy something
>the foxgirl walks directly up to you and proclaims "I'll have you."
>before you know it one of the wolves locks your door and throws up the 'CLOSED' sign in the window
>and the little foxgirl has pinned you to the floor
>hugging you
>not doing anything too lewd
>just hugging you
>while her bodyguards help in holding you down
>after a few hours of cuddling the foxgirl gets up
>"That was a good payment sir, I look forward to your next payment tomorrow. Unless of course you want something bad to happen to your nice store."
>as they casually walk out of your store you're left to wonder
>what the fuck just happened?

>> No.14264037

>>14264026
no matter what it is, people will find a way to make it darker.
40k exists because of this reasoning.

>> No.14264038

>>14264031
What are some good ushi-oni stories? I just finished "it's not the fall.." from RS and I need more.

>> No.14264039

>>14264038
write some good stories

>> No.14264040

>>14264026
To be fair, ropers and parasite slimes exist. It can get dark where human women are concerned.

>> No.14264046

>>14264019
I suppose I can check out some races, but it's gonna be a hard sell with the whole "war between humans and monsters" thing that's going on in the background.
I haven't slept in 18-ish hours though, anything I'll read now will go in the other ear and out the other.
>>14264021
Ah, I wish I could draw such good Centaur waifu.

>> No.14264047

>>14264039
But I'm already writing, nothing good btw

>> No.14264048

>>14264018
Not him, but we could twist it so its hugboxy.
Have one of the guys be her lover in on her plan so when she turns they elope and have happy aggressive sex.

All we need is a reason as to why she needs to be a ushi for this plot and not just run away with the guy.

>> No.14264055

>>14264047
Don't worry about it. People can improve.

>> No.14264057

>>14264048
If she wanted to turn, why would she be out (presumably) trying to kill the ushi oni?

>> No.14264059

>>14264046
Almost nobody actually uses that setting, we just write about MG waifus/daughters and ignore the rest.

>> No.14264060

>>14264046
It's really not that dark. The monsters just want to end the war and have lots of hubandos, while most of the humans fighting have no idea that monsters just want the dick and usually switch sides when they learn so.

>> No.14264063

>>14264059
>Almost nobody actually uses that setting
I mean, a few do, or stuff based off of it. Paladin-posting is still a thing, isn't it?

>> No.14264065

>>14264057
Ushi are said in the profile to be a bitch to kill, so I think she would fight one with that in mind.

>> No.14264066

>>14263971
Are you admitting to being a Jannet?

>> No.14264069

>>14264046
Go to bed anon, and tomorrow start with the yeti and weresheep, and by the end finish with cait sith and matango.

>> No.14264070

>>14264069
>start with the yeti
This guy gets it

>> No.14264074

>>14264014
A better corruption idea would be for a Crazed Ushi that "fixes" relationships by forcing its blood on human couples.

>> No.14264076

>>14264063
I said almost nobody, you know how those guys are.

>> No.14264079

>>14264040
Everything that comes across as dark in the entries is because wandering scholar is just reporting on shit as he sees it from an outsiders perspective. The Entries are written not only in hyperbole but from the perspective of someone that doesn't know everything.

>> No.14264080
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>>14263977
That snake looks smug and lewd.

What happens when she gets my pants off and removes my Bag of Holding Brand Underwear™ and sees the results of the time I spent as a rapeslave to a Dire Minotaur with a large insertions fetish?

>Lamia finally corners weary traveler in tattered clothes
>She's been stalking him for days
>Now that she looks up close, she can see he's actually in pretty good shape despite appearances
>Very muscular
>Oddly so, in the circumstances
>She's getting hot and bothered just thinking about it
>From the dazed, hesitant look in his eyes he's not going anywhere, so she takes out her special oil
>Starts preparing, can feel her cunt throbbing
>Finished, she moves in
>She binds him with her tail and starts unwrapping her prize
>Just as his unusual-looking magical underwear are about to come off, she hesitates
>He's crying
>Starts thinking maybe she shouldn't...
>When she looks up to his face she's surprised to see a smile
>"Will...will you really accept me?" he chokes out through his tears. "Will you accept this dirty, twisted body?"
>The underwear pop out of her hands and something heavy slaps her in the face
>She flails backwards and steadies herself
>Then she looks up again
>hfw

>> No.14264082

>>14264069
>Matango and Weresheep
What horrible creatures. Yetis seem nice though.
It's already tomorrow where I live

>> No.14264083

>>14264063
It's more of a pick and choose kind of thing. Most people agree on a chief god, a demon lord, and that the profiles are a baseline. The idea of a full moon came from EMG as far as I know, but beyond those it's pretty much whatever you decide is your canon.

>> No.14264084

>>14264082
Just go to bed.
>>14264080
You too.

>> No.14264086

>>14264080
>Being ashamed of that
>Not mindbreaking a lamia with your massive cock
>Not using her whole body as your personal cockring

>> No.14264087

>>14264080
Mamono mana is a hell of a thing. If her body doesn't just adjust to take it in and enjoy the hell out of it, her mana will probably just shrink his dick to a more manageable size while she has a blast worshiping it with her mouth, tits, and tail.

>> No.14264088

>>14263977
>>14263993
I still want a sugar mommy lamia to give me headpats and call me a good boy.

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14264090

>>14264063
Every now and again. When the autists aren't on most of us just use it for good-natured fighting during slow times. Plus, both sides often make hilarious pics.

>> No.14264091

>>14264026
It's up to interpretation. KC has outright said the sunny, happy, hugbox version is the correct interpretation of course, but people will do as they will.

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>>/jp/thread/S14260746#p14262071

>it was the anubis guy again

Why is this guy such an unironic meme? What is his problem?

>> No.14264095

>>14264038
I'd recommend "Little Ushi" but it's nothing at all like "it's not the fall.."

>> No.14264098

>>14264095
It's okay, thanks, cute stuff is always welcome.

>> No.14264099

>>14264066
The archive is a thing, Anon. You can see deleted posts on it.

>> No.14264100

>>14264091
Well, the encyclopedia is his world so he does have final say. Unless you are using your own personal setting then it can be whatever you want it to be and the entire point is moot.

>> No.14264102

>>14264093
What do you mean? He hates everything, not only anubis.

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>>14264102
>>/jp/thread/S14260746#p14261613

It's true though...what's his problem?

Did he get molested and mocked by a lesbian? I can relate, does he need psychological counseling?

>> No.14264112

>>14264093
Jesus

>> No.14264113

>>14264109
He may be legitimately autistic.

>> No.14264114

>>14264102
>He hates everything

>Somewhere in the mountains a Yeti looks to the horizon:
>"I sense a disturbance in the force"
>Husbandos him two weeks later
>They're often found smiling to one another and cuddling. People say he's a completely different person these days.

so corny, but angry anons need love too

>> No.14264115

>>14264109
I don't like yuri either, and no, I wasn't raped by a lesbian (that's hot, but also impossible). I'm glad he is gone though.

>> No.14264118

>>14264098
Here you go then http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7

Those two are the only Ushi stories I can think of at the moment

>> No.14264119

>>14264114
I like to imagine he is in a hospital bed, dying. But then he dies, and we keep having shitstorms about other stuff.

>> No.14264121

>>14264115
>Raped by a lesbian
This brings to mind a recent piece of Sailor Moon fanart I saw. Neptune fondling Uranus in a bathroom stall while she has a dick being stuck through a gloryhole snug between her thighs.

>> No.14264124

>>14264118
Thanks.

>> No.14264133

>>14264115
I feel people hate more yurifags than yuri. I know I do, some guy used to spam yuri pics in the kancolle threads back on /a/ until image limit was reached, that's when I started to dislike it. And I liked yuri.

>> No.14264145

>>14264133
>Letting the idiocy of others affect your likes/dislikes
That's just silly.

>> No.14264146
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14264146

Try to keep your kobolds away from larger monster girls.

>> No.14264157

>>14264034
fuck off

>> No.14264162

>>14264145
It happened with manticores here. Though I still like them.

>> No.14264169

>>14263602
If when she said that while on a beach, wearing a swimsuit, and started to take it off...
9.5/10

>> No.14264173

>>14264157
What's wrong with you? Back for more?

>> No.14264177

>>14264157
We aren't allowed to have silly things or hugging now?

>> No.14264187

I like the thought of dominant minotaurs.

>> No.14264190

>>14264187
>dominant minotaurs
Heresy! Next you'll tell me the manticores are dominant too!

>> No.14264192

>>14264190
Yup. I also want to get raped by a monster girl.

>> No.14264194

>>14264192
Unbelievable!

>> No.14264198

>>14264192
Most improper, and you call yourself a gentleman? Why, I dropped my monocle in my chartier!

>> No.14264202

>>14264187
I want a minotaur to bully me with her muscles.

>> No.14264207

How would a Kikimora react to her master very firmly demanding she sleep in his bed?

>> No.14264208

>>14264194
>>14264198
There's nothing you can do about it! I want to be wrapped up by a smooth lamia! I want to be held down by a fluffy hellhound! I want to have my hands held against a wall while an ogre makes out with me! I want a dragon to trace her claws all over my skin while she breathily whispers in my ear and calls me her treasure!
I want to be molested by a dominant monster girl!

>> No.14264210

>>14264034

I liked it anon. Don't listen to the salty one.

>> No.14264211

>>14260764
This. Spadetails are waaaay better than dicks! No way would anyone want a silly little dick after they've gotten a spadetail!

>> No.14264212

>>14264207

She'd comply.

>> No.14264213

>>14264207
With obedience.

>> No.14264215

>>14264208
>I want a dragon to trace her claws all over my skin while she breathily whispers in my ear and calls me her treasure!
I like you.

>> No.14264217

>>14264211
And if you polish a spade tail long enough, it shoots magical alp mayonnaise!

>> No.14264220

>>14264217
It's all hot and sticky and tastes kinda salty!

>> No.14264222

>>14264220
He's infected.

>> No.14264223

>>14264208
You sir are a scoundrel and a fiend! As such you shall be sacrificed to the dragon who has been 'guarding' these lands!
>>14264215
You shall go to her sister in the next county!

>> No.14264224

>>14264208
>>14264215
>I want a dragon to trace her claws all over my skin while she breathily whispers in my ear and calls me her treasure!
With Wing Cocoon!
Wing Cocoon!

>> No.14264225

>>14264222
Yeah, with the spadetail fever!

>> No.14264226

So what's the current status on you Writefags? (If any are here.)

>> No.14264227

>>14264226
I have done nothing in a long time!

>> No.14264228

>>14264223
>>14264224
WING COCOON!
>>14264226
Status? Single and wishing Dragons existed. Update next week.

>> No.14264229

>>14264226
thunderbrother updated falling leaves:
http://pastebin.com/ZGaeE1t8

>> No.14264232

>>14264226
2360 words into my next update, still procrastinating. Update who knows when.

>> No.14264233

I don't get how a Kunoichi can you see her tail as a grappling hook.
Its given me the weird mental image of her using it like the grappling hook in Tenchu.

>> No.14264234

>>14264226
Finishing up my short Halloween story

>> No.14264235

>>14264226
currently procrastinating.
can't deicide either to finish a green text or attempt to fix the grammar in my old shit.

>> No.14264242

>>14264229
I forgot I liked that story.
thanks.

>> No.14264245

>>14264232
>>14264235
Lazy bums.

>> No.14264250

>>14264233
There is no reason she couldn't use it like a grappling hook. Monkeys do.
One day I'm going to write about a Kunoichi fighting a Kakuen.

>> No.14264266

>>14264250
Monkey king kakuen when?

>> No.14264273
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14264273

>>14264245
I'm going to blame the mice, even if it's my own fault.

>> No.14264274 [DELETED] 

>>14264250
I'm just wondering if the Tail could extend it.

>> No.14264277

>>14264273
Don't blame them, they just wanna have a good time.
>>14264274
Sure. Magical ninja skills.

>> No.14264285
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14264285

Would cheshires need lots of toys to keep them entertained?

>> No.14264286

>>14264285
Yes, lewd ones.

>> No.14264288

>>14264245
I blame my idea bucket.
Most of my time in writing is just thinking "maybe I should do this." and then my mind goes on a tangent to different Ideas and in the end nothing gets done.

>> No.14264295

>>14264288
My problem is similar, except that I write all that shit and end up with a ton of stories that go nowhere instead of just ideas.
I've actually figured out how to tie three of them together though

>> No.14264297

>>14264288
I feel you on that one, I started and dropped many stories because of that

In the end I decided to stick to short stuff, that way I will actually finish before moving on to other ideas

>> No.14264349

>>14263450
which wock

>> No.14264354

>>14264349
No, not a witch wock, that wock.

>> No.14264356

>>14264354
THAT wock?

>> No.14264358

>>14264356
I'd rather have a fit wock than a fat wock, but thanks anyway.

>> No.14264365

>>14264358
Look at this pleb

>> No.14264368
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14264368

WockFag is a blessing to reptilefags

>> No.14264376

>>14264368
He's been responsible for at least half our new content in the last few months.

Praise WockFag.

>> No.14264381

>>14264277
I want a kunoichi to explain everything she does as "magical ninja skills".

>> No.14264387

>>14264381
>How did you get into my house everything is still locked
>"Magical ninja skills"
>Wait what are you holding, is that my underwear? How did you take them off without removing my clothes?
>"Magical. Ninja. Skills."

>> No.14264408
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14264408

I'm surprised noone has posted this yet here.

>> No.14264429

>>14264408
Seen it on his tumblr the other day but I was too lazy to post it.

Might just be me but the tail seems a little off somehow.

>> No.14264436

>>14264429
That's because it's not a tail. It's actually a parasitic insect pupa attached to the base of her spine, controlling her body.
That species of insect preys naturally on fluffy-tailed girls, disguising themselves as large, fluffy tails while they consume (or in the case of kitsunes, hide amongst) the actual tails of their victims.

Unfortunately, not enough people are aware of the existence of these insects, putting many fluffy tailed girls at risk from them.

>> No.14264507
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14264507

beep beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...

>> No.14264512

>>14264507
How about instead of trying to get me out of bed, you get in with me for a change?

>> No.14264514
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14264514

>>14264507

>> No.14264531

>>14264514
I want to sleeping irrumate a cold dead girl.

>> No.14264535

>>14264514
I want to steal a Jianghi's talisman and replace it with a dirty sock

>> No.14264543
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14264543

>>14264535
>>14264531
RUDE

>> No.14264546
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14264546

>>14264543
I need that cold, clammy, abomination-lite flesh on my turgid fear boner.

>> No.14264555

>>14264546
>turgid
One day I will use this word in my own writing and know I am beyond hope.

>> No.14264556

>>14262904
>that look
Her soul is dead.

>> No.14264558

>You'll never save the life of a poisoned and weakened dwarf slayer already bogged down in bloodied mud and the corpses of fallen enemies
>She'll never kick the shit out of you for ruining her death, but spare you any serious or permanent harm as you saved her from an honour-less death all the same
>You'll never adventure with her and bear witness to her death once it finally comes

>> No.14264560

>>14264556
You'd be too.

>> No.14264562

>>14264556
That just means she'll be easy to coerce into sex, anon.

>> No.14264568

>>14264562
Sex with hotdogging involved?

>> No.14264570

>>14263055
That doesn't sound dumb at all, unless she has no paws like in the pic.

>> No.14264573

>>14264568
That would completely break her mind and she'd just lie there like a dead fish staring into nothingness.

>> No.14264581

>>14264573
And then there would be tickles. Let's see her smile stay away then.

>> No.14264596
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14264596

You walk into your kitchen and see this, what do?

>> No.14264597

>>14263131
>it
>don't scare IT
Good joke nigga.

>> No.14264598 [SPOILER] 
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14264598

You failed to not open it last time but this time you won't open it for sure!

So don't open it!

>> No.14264599

>>14264598
I want one.

>> No.14264601

>>14264598
I opened it again

>> No.14264603

>>14264598
why is long legs the only spider who doesn't get art?

>> No.14264605

>>14264387
how many sexual feats could she do with that excuse?

>> No.14264606

>>14264603
Because she's one of those wacky Spider-nazis.

>> No.14264608

>>14264603
I blame the jews

>> No.14264609

>>14264599
>>14264601
>>14264603
God damn it anons, I told you!

Luckily you haven't read the filename or anything though.

>> No.14264610

>>14264609
I have and now I wonder where those nags get the kind of money to sponsor anything.

>> No.14264622

>>14264610
They probably have a monopoly on a superglue. Providing the means to super glue peoples shoes to the floor is a lucrative business. Everyone has someone they need to bully.

>> No.14264628
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14264628

Would you rape a spooky vengeful ghost?

>> No.14264629

>>14264622
Whatever do they make this glue of?

>> No.14264630

>>14264598
Can you just fuck off and stop spamming?

>> No.14264634

>>14264629
That's a trade secret.

>> No.14264638

>>14264634
I bet it's potatoes.

>> No.14264648

>>14264638
Potato's are for baking. Why would anyone waste a potato on glue when you can bake it with a thin coating of olive oil and sea salt and fill it with your favorite things to put in potatoes.

>> No.14264649

>>14264628

>Come home after a long day of work
>Your roommate is in the middle of the living room
>Pants dropped
>Humping the air violently
>Ask what he is doing
>"I'm raping a ghost"

>> No.14264651

>>14263403
You.
I like you.

>> No.14264656

>>14264649
>>Humping the air violently
Shit taste in rape.
I'd take the ghost forcibly in my arms and kiss her deeply before taking her to my bed, where I'd roughly hold her down as I inserted myself into her hole while nuzzling her ethereal neck. I'd interlock my fingers with hers for gentle soft sex and finally collapse on top of her after an hour of gentle rape and a shot of warm life energy deep inside her.

>> No.14264674

>>14264034
Protection racked where the payment is hugs?

>> No.14264690

>>14264656
So not rape at all.
Or hyper creepy, soul searing rape where the rapist acts like they love you. If you're going for trauma then yeah, good style.

>> No.14264695
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14264695

Baking with monster girls.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53190033

>> No.14264699

>>14264656
So cheesy is belongs in the aforementioned potatoes.

>> No.14264704
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14264704

>>14264610
They control the spice anon.

Also health care.

>> No.14264718

>>14264695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYrkQL1bX4A#t=22

>> No.14264759

I want to get off Kloah's wild ride.

>> No.14264761

>>14264226
Still planning on doing things, not actually doing anything.

>> No.14264769

>>14264759
What's wild about it?

>> No.14264771

>>14264759
What

>> No.14264777

>>14264769
>>14264771
Talking about this http://exhentai.org/g/866427/69bfec445f/

>> No.14264801

Cowtits are

>> No.14264807
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14264807

>> No.14264810

>>14264807
Is that that one Pixiv artist? I didn't know they did commissions.

>> No.14264814

>>14264777
I hope there's no NTR or some bullshit like that in the next one.

>> No.14264816
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14264816

You wouldn't let a nice monstergirl starve would you?

>> No.14264817

>>14264810
Sud? Yes they do. I was surprised myself. Check the excel sheet.

>> No.14264819

>>14264807
>That zettai ryouiki
10/10 would have tea with and romance.

>> No.14264821
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14264821

>>14264801
GODLY
AND BIG!

>> No.14264823

>>14264816
You let one suck you off, next thing you know the streets are filled with MG beggars

It's best to ignore them

>> No.14264825

>>14264816
She looks a bit young for that.
YOU DAMN LOLICON!

>> No.14264826

>>14264814
It would put him pretty firmly in my shitlist.

>> No.14264828

>>14264821
Does that Paladin know she's turning into a Holst?

>> No.14264831

>>14264826
I don't think Kloah's into that.

>> No.14264834

>>14264817
Just took a look at the list, so many decent artists open right now. Now I have to do some thinking.

>> No.14264835

>>14264807
>>14264810
>>14264817
I didn't know Sud could speak English. Are a lot of Nippon artists able to speak English? All this time they could've talked to us and said Hello, but they didn't. Are we really that bad?

>> No.14264837

>>14264835
Some are capable of writing in English a little but aren't confident enough in it to start conversations in it.

They'll communicate if you say hi or want to throw money at them though.

>> No.14264839

>>14264835
>Are we really that bad?

Possibly, although it might be more a case "Are the Japs really that racist?"
Yes. Yes they are.

>> No.14264840

>>14264835
A surprising number know enough to handle basic conversation and commissions. Any that I think the general populace would be able to interact with go on the spreadsheet

>> No.14264844

>>14264823
>streets filled with girls begging to suck your dick
>bad
And hello new fetish.

>>14264825
>monster faces when they learn of age of consent laws

>> No.14264848

>>14264835
>Are we really that bad?
Probably. I fucking hate this place 60% of the time

>> No.14264865

>>14264828
Her tits become so powerful no sword can piece them. No claw can rend them. Dragon fire is useless against them. She uses them as a battering ram. Those who have faced her and lived bear a very distinctive mark on their faces.

>> No.14264867

>>14264368
>>14264376
I asked this earlier but how many of that calendar thing has he finished?

>> No.14264872

>>14264828
Better question is; does that Holst know that she was once a paladin?

>> No.14264898

>>14264816
I want to bully Beako!

>> No.14264901

>>14264596
Put him out of his misery. The former king of /v/ deserves better.

>> No.14264932

>>14263994
>Some nice Yetis and Foxes in very snazzy suits
How do they get the suits on over all that mofu?

>> No.14264938

>>14264932
Velcro zippers

>> No.14264953

>saltfag's deleted posts go from 4pm to 3am
>11 hours of sitting on one thread just to shitpost
>he gets home from school and gets angry at strangers on the internet for 11 hours
We're witnessing levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible.

>> No.14264957
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14264957

Is Albedo a succubus or a fallen angel?


Also
http://imgur.com/37OQwVj
Would you?

>> No.14264960
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14264960

GETTING YOUR ERECT, THROBBING PENIS LIGHTLY KICKED BY A SOFT, PETITE MG FOOT IN A FIT OF EMBARRASSED ANGER AFTER YOU SQUEEZE HER SLIGHT CHUB DURING YOUR FIRST TIME!

>> No.14264962

>>14264957
A succubus. I'm pretty sure she says it at one point.

>> No.14264963

>>14264957
She's an imp, seriously.

And hell yes I would.

>> No.14264971

>>14264960
I'm gonna scale those mountains

>> No.14264973

>>14264960
Eh, could be bigger.

>> No.14264975

>>14264960
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!

>> No.14264984

>>14264975
LOUD NOISES!

>> No.14264987

>>14264690
>hyper creepy, soul searing rape where the rapist acts like they love you
Why even rape someone you don't love?

>> No.14265011 [SPOILER] 
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14265011

>>14262733
I am now Well rested, here everybody, have something nice

>> No.14265017

>>14265011
I'd ram that

>> No.14265019

>>14265011
I don't want something nice. I want something deep fried and smothered in mustard.

>> No.14265021
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14265021

Okay, okay, roll with me here.

What if Allah promised you 72 virgin monsters girls, would you be down with Islam then? Alternatively 72 virgin Angel Girls since they a best.

Also does anyone else find it comedic it's the only religion that specifically talks about all the free pussy men get in "heaven"?

>> No.14265022

>>14264987
You're missing the point.

>> No.14265023

>>14265011
Sheep oni!
Why didn't I think of it?

>> No.14265025
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14265025

Here you go.

Have a thing.

>> No.14265026

>>14265021
I just want 2.

>> No.14265027

>>14265021
Harems a shit, I'd be down with getting one.

>> No.14265028

>>14265021
Welp, time to change into sandnigger class.

>> No.14265030

>>14265025
Best girl.

>> No.14265029

>>14265011
Finally something that approximates a Muskox Girl!

>> No.14265033

>>14265021
Allah obviously promises you 72 houris idiot

>> No.14265038
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14265038

>>14265025
Rach is about to get raped by Suu.

>> No.14265041
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14265041

>>14265021
its right here mane

>> No.14265055

>>14264839
Do you have any idea how ironic your post is?

>> No.14265063 [SPOILER] 
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14265063

>> No.14265069

>>14265055
Some idea, yes.

>> No.14265070
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14265070

>>14265021
Of course, ISIS recruiter-kun!
What do I have to blow up?

>> No.14265073

Post wocks

>> No.14265074

>>14265063
This went from wut, to cute, to darling was kill.

>> No.14265077

>>14265041
>Answer call of Eros
>Die a glorious martyr alongside my brothers
>Wake up in a land of fluffy pink clouds and lovely angel babes.
>Get handed 72 lolis by one of these divine creatures because "We're running short."
>Man behind me gets an IOU

Afterlife is suffering.

>> No.14265079

>>14265021
Nice try CIA-kun.

>> No.14265085
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14265085

>>14265077
>>14265070
>>14265028
>>14265026
>>14265027

>>14265079
Too late.

>> No.14265086
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14265086

>>14265021
Well according to /int/ and /pol/ I'm already a sandnigger so

>> No.14265087 [DELETED] 
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14265087

>ISIS guys shouting at passersby, both men and women to become martyrs for the cause
>houris of varying ages and body types flank them, some pose seductively, some smile innocently, some actively grab men and tell them of the glories that await them if they just blow themselves up once, same with women, promising eternal bliss, beauty and happiness
>mfw

>> No.14265095

>>14265086
NIGGER

What country? Spain?

>> No.14265096

>>14265086
Bongland?

>> No.14265097

>>14265095
Sweden I bet.

>> No.14265099

>>14265095
Could be a swede or british.

>> No.14265101

>>14265095
>>14265096
Spain

>> No.14265102

How would you like MGs to become real?

Divine intervention
Alternate dimension shenanigans
Science going too far
Extraterrestrial life
Magic of some sort
Something else?

>> No.14265104

>>14265102
Magic or alternate dimensions

>> No.14265105

>>14265102
Magic.
Because magic implies wizards.

>> No.14265106

>>14265102
Suicide.

>> No.14265107

>>14265102
Magic from alternate dimensions

>> No.14265109

>>14265102
>Magic of some sort

Magic is magic, that fucking simple. Anything else would be lame by comparison.

>> No.14265110

>>14265107
Divinely inspired technomagic from another dimension?

>> No.14265114

>>14265102
Being transported to an alternate world and leaving things behind.

Bringing anything into this world would be too cruel.

>> No.14265117
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14265117

>you will never ream you're Troll waifu in her fat ass after a day of yard work

>> No.14265120
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14265120

>>14265101
>tfw I guessed it from the first try
Can men even be wizards in MGE canon?
I don't mean elementalists who has to fuck their waifu but a lone wizard

>> No.14265121

>>14265102
Alternate dimensions so I can hop into a reality that isn't shit.

>> No.14265122

>>14265120

Yeah, nothing says they can't

>> No.14265123

>>14265110
Monsters magicing a hole in spacetime to get here.

>> No.14265124

>>14265114
>Being transported to an alternate world and leaving things behind.

Nice, this is what I fantasize about too. Good to know I'm not alone in likely being autistic or mentally ill.

>> No.14265131

>>14265122
Where they get powers from? Did KC said anything about that?

>> No.14265132
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>>14265120
>Can men even be wizards in MGE canon?
Yes.
There's a bunch of stuff in the settings about using regular spirit energy magic. It's elementalists are the super-rare ones.
The implication is that anyone can be a wizard with training in MGEland, it's not a "Ya gotta be born with the magic mark" deal.

>> No.14265135

>>14265131
Spirit energy. Wizards are especially attractive to MGs because of how much excess energy they produce.

>> No.14265138

>>14265121
>>14265102
Actually, I take that back. Reincarnation with the ability to chose who'll find and raise me.

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>>14265102
Science going too far would involve too much suffering for the monster girls.

Divine intervention would make us all into slaves to whatever deity managed it. (Think about it, if god were real you'd HAVE to praise it or suffer)

Alternate Dimensions is okay. Might even be beneficial if men accidentally opened a MG world that ran out of men or had less than ideal amount.

Extraterrestrial life would be okay but man running into a fucking Xenomorph would just be awful.

Magic is cheap but ideal.

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>>14264031
Lovable little monsters, aren't they.

>> No.14265146

>>14265102
Science going too far, that way we can enhance ourselves a la MGR, Tetrraformars and Gundam Seed, the rest. Plus you could tailor make your waifu.

>tall
>long hair
>busty
>curvy
>dat ass
>doting
>loves to swear
>lactates ice cold chocolate milk

Think of the possibilities.

>> No.14265148

>>14265144
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

>> No.14265149

>>14263906
That's rad. It's nice to see a drawfag with some skill over mechanical cyborg stuff.

>> No.14265151

>>14265102
My preferences are:

Interdimensional > Science > Ayy lmaos > It's magic I ain't gotta explain shit > Jesus rewards mankind for its progress with rapist catgirls

Although for fiction-reading purposes I'm happy with Adventures In Medieval Setting, without having to go into all that "Why are there titty snakes in my modern city" justification

>> No.14265152

>>14265120
Wizards usually are male...so yes.

>> No.14265153

>>14265144
A shame she can't ride me like a fuzzy backpack anymore.

>>14265146
Seed itself is going too far.

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Tell me about Hellhound, why does she wag her tail?

>> No.14265158

>>14265144
That's a big little monster.

>> No.14265163

>>14265153
I haven't thoroughly watched seed actually, just know coordinators are enhanced somehow. How is it going too far? If anything I'd have thought it'd be terraformars that went too far.

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>>14265154
To fan her excess heat, sweet-spicy smell, and feminine pheromones wherever she goes

>> No.14265170

>>14265163
All you need to know is that Seed is terrible.

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>>14264408
So .less is trading out his same-face for even uglier faces?

>> No.14265176

>>14265172
Post your works bro, we need more artfags.

>> No.14265178

>>14265176
Nigga I'm not a drawfag.

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>>14265167
I'm really feeling like the worst part about Hellhound is her eye flames. Not because it's garbage but because no one ever does anything interesting with it.

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>>14265158
That's why Ushis are olev.

>> No.14265194

>>14264777
>that last page
That fucking flat bitch better not.

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>>14265184
I wish to be brashly but lovingly taken by my old childhood friend Ushi.

>> No.14265210

>>14265195
Too flat chested.
Cow spider needs cow tits.

>> No.14265211

>>14265180
It's fire, the fuck are you supposed to do with it?

>> No.14265219

>>14264777
I don't know why she doesn't just smother all of her bullies with her tits. They wouldn't stand a chance.

>> No.14265225

>>14265195
>being friends with an ushi
Are you an orphan or are your parents matango shit?

>> No.14265228

>>14265180
Maybe the eye flames take on different shapes depending on her moods and emotions.

I can see them making a "~" pattern whenever she gets flustered.

>> No.14265236

>>14265180
I was writing story where a Hellhound's emotions were shown through her flames but I gave up on it

For example, during an exciting scene, her flame would burst and during a sad one they would die down

It was a shitty story

>> No.14265243

>>14265236
Even if a story seems shitty you shouldn't stop writing Anonfriend.

>> No.14265245

>>14265180
>no one ever does anything interesting with it.

Here let me shit something out.

>Going to fantasy MG highschool
>Tsundere Hellhound friend
>Acts like she dislikes you
>Needs to study for a test and begrudgingly asks you for help
>Invites you back to the small room she lives in (alone)
>"A girl taking a man to her room. Don't take this to mean anything, you pervert, alright? you're just the best person at this subject I know, understand?!"
>It snows for the first time that year
>It's heavy, blizzard status
>"W-W-Well I couldn't send you out in weather like this, right?" she says as she scratches her cheek with a paw, while blushing (well you can't really tell with her ebony skin).
>she lays out the futon for you and gets ready for bed herself
>she's cute in her sleepwear
>light's out
>you can't sleep in your jean so you take them off
>rustling denim and the sound of unzipping fill the darkened room
>"W-WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, HUH? T-T-TAKING OFF YOUR PANTS IN A LADY'S ROOM?!"
>"Have you ever tried sleeping in jeans?"
>"No."
>"It's not comfortable. Do you really think I'm some sort of sex criminal who'd rape you in the middle of the night? If that really were the case don't you think that'd make you a pervert for inviting me here in the first place?"
>"I uh, uh, uh, I..."
>you leave it at that
>you can't sleep though because you can feel her eyes on the back of your head, watching you
>well, you can see them too. Dim orange flames illuminate her side of the room. You can't tell if she notices or not, but it makes it exceedingly obvious that she's watching you

>> No.14265248

>>14264807
Wow. I lilim that I'd actually want to cuddle with. 10/10.

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>>14265245
Awesome.

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>>14263286
>I know fuck-all about dogs
>He doesn't realize any man worth his stones would go for a molosser Kobold
>She's big and full of love
>Strong-fat or just strongfu
>A category that includes the best breeds of dogs for cuddlefucking
>Such as Rottweilers, Saint Bernards, Newfoundlands, the Mastiffs, Bullmastiffs <-- THE BEST, English and French Bulldogs, Great Dane, Bernese Mountain Dog, American Pit Bull Terriers
>Golden Retriever, still best waterdog breed
>TFW no strong-fat Siberian Husky or Alaskan Malamute, or Tibetan Mastiff girls

It's okay Anon. Some day you'll be as big of a faggot as me and learn to love the big dogs.

>> No.14265255

>>14265245
Pretty good

She rapes him before sunrise right?

>> No.14265257

>>14265254
Speaking of dogs. Yandere Hound of Tindalos when?

>> No.14265260

>>14265245
It sure is tough in MG highschool.

>> No.14265261

>>14265254
Akita master race.

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>>14265254
>>14263286
>No basenji pseudo-loli kobold with dark skin who has trouble speaking (basenjis can't bark)

>> No.14265270

>>14265264
Now that's a kobold type I would enjoy.

>> No.14265283

>>14265257
I don't know why you're asking me.

>>14265261
Akitas are love too. But still man. Sled team of Siberian Husky Kobolds who snuggle with you for body heat in the cold winter snow. Who want to all be your waifu but know that only the alpha can have your kids, so they settle with sloppy whatever-rounds when the season changes.

>>14265264
>SAY IT, WAIFU
>I can't!
>JUST DO IT, GO 'WAN WAN'
>W...w...
>GODDAMNIT, YOU'RE LETTING THAT FURBAIT SHIT KOBOLD OVER THERE OUT-DOGE YOU
>W... wa...
>TFW you have to have makeup sex with her later for hurting her feelings

>> No.14265300

>>14265245
>hellhound
Not my thing but-
>tsundere
IT'S SHIT!

>> No.14265305

How would a dachshund MG work?

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>>14265283

>> No.14265314

>>14265264
>Basenji
Didn't know much about them so done some reading.
>The Basenji is alert, energetic, curious and reserved with strangers. The Basenji tends to become emotionally attached to a single human. Basenjis may not get along with non-canine pets.
So an energetic Kobold who's clingy when it comes to her owner but bad with other people/monster girls? That has potential.

>> No.14265331

>>14265314
>an energetic Kobold who's clingy when it comes to her owner but bad with other people/monster girls
I also like this idea.
They'd be like canid Shirohebi.

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>>14265257
You'd be better off asking Harblador that question over him.

>> No.14265340

>>14265255
>>14265260
>>14265245

>get up to use the bathroom
>instantly, the room is lit by her eye flames again
>"Seriously, go to bed. Are you going to try watching me all night?"
>"...Awawawa..."
>"Just sleep, we have class tomorrow."
>eye flames are squelched, the room is dark again
>instead of going back to the futon you slide into bed with her
>you grab her from behind and wrap your arms around her waist/stomach
>"B-But you said... What do you think you're d-doing?!" eye flames grow and she struggles slightly
>"I don't know, what do you think I'm doing? It was just really cold in the futon so I decided to get in here with you instead, what's the problem? We're good friends right? I'm your guest, right?"
>"uh..ye-yeah, uh huh, I guess that makes sense..."
>you begin sniffing her fluffy, freshly shampooed hair and biting her ears, eye flames lap against your face
>you pull her closer, the only between her tight butt and your erect dick are her silky sleep-pants
>"Anon!~ "
>you flip he rover and turn her face towards your by the chin
>her eye flames light up her cute face which is now looking at you expectantly
>you kiss her deeply, she's intensely warm
>you pull apart, her breath steams strongly against the cold air
>"Anon..that was my first k-kissu" she pouts
>"Well it won't be the last."
>you pull her in again
>you two go all night long, until dawn
>you both skip school and cuddle through the morning
>you go out and walk through the newly whited world, covered in snow
>you take her to breakfast at a nice little cafe you know of
>she tries to her hardest to stomp out all rumors of her relationship at school but then embraces it fully, acting all lovey dovey 24/7

>> No.14265343

>>14265340
NOT TSUN ENOUGH! TOO DERE!

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>> No.14265360

>>14265343
>wanting some megacunt
YOU DISGUST ME BEYOND WORDS.

>> No.14265365

>>14265245
>>14265340
Cute story.

>>14265343
Quit shouting. I'd sooner stick a fork in a toaster before hanging out with an indecisive asshole.

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>>14265314
>>14265331
>>14265283
But wait, there's even more potential:

>The Masai tribesman of Africa bred them for use in hunting lions
>The Basenjis would act all stealthy and jump up in the long grass to get a peek at the lions
>Didn't afraid of anything despite being around 20 pounds

And while they can't bark, listen to the moe noise they make instead when they're excited:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGHoXlO47EI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q_v_guesi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeKLkmAxlTY

I had, they act more like cats than dogs almost. It doesn't come across in the videos, but the "baroo" is incredibly rare. They almost never do it, only when they're the most excited or happy. It always made my family crack up whenever ours decided to do it.

>> No.14265370

>>14265357
hnnngh

>> No.14265372

>>14265343
The tsun is a facade, one always waiting to be broken down.

>> No.14265377

>>14265366
>basenji kobolds hunting down manticores

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You know what the world needs? More monster girls in open coats/jackets/shirts.

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>>14265366
>Basenji loli-kobolds becoming rape-slaves to BBC tribals deep in the heart of the jungle

>> No.14265390

So...I just noticed Captain updated his pastebin

After spasming for a bit, I have to ask why the fuck are writefags coming back from the dead, is it because October or is some lich doing the zombie thing.

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>>14265382
YES! YES!!!

>> No.14265394

>>14265387
It's a perverse kind of feel.jpg

>> No.14265399

>>14265387
>BBC rape in the jungle
Richard Attenborough is doing a special?

>> No.14265400

>>14265387
Basenji Kobolds watching Top Gear on some abandoned TV they found? How horrifying.

>> No.14265403

>>14265392
God damn I want to drink with her.
>post rape beer

>> No.14265404

>>14265390
It happens. We get periods of dead writefags springing up again only to vanish for several months after.

>> No.14265406

>>14265382
Such a shame he turned her sister into an utter fatty. I actually liked her more.

>> No.14265413

>>14265404
Guess so but god damn, you can't wait nor forget them this way

Oh well, I can use some Cap so I'm not gonna complain

>> No.14265415

>>14265387
I'd rather have you, noire and uni.

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>>14265415
okay.

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>>14265404
Like Yananon recently? Then again he was out of commission for almost 2 years.

>> No.14265429

>>14265416
Excellent.

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>>14265357
Elves are the lewdest.

>> No.14265438

>>14265390
They vanish in summer
I'm starting to think some of them are yuki-onnas or yetis

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>>14265382

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>>14265387

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I want an MG to get mad at me!!!

>> No.14265448

>>14265382
That's how I'd want a xipe totec girl to be. Their whole shtick would be wearing oversized shirts they took from their husband, and refusing to wear anything else once acquired.

>> No.14265449

>>14265439
Why is that sword sheath yelling at me?

>> No.14265450

>>14265438
Or the average anon you know, I'm still thinking they might be undead and only rise in october

>> No.14265452

>>14265447
I bet she loves getting mindbroken.

>> No.14265458

>>14265438
I'm neither but it's easier to focus on writing in the Autumn and Winter because there's more liquor available to help deal with the threads.

>> No.14265459

>>14265390

I'd come back from the dead too but it's pretty cozy being here 6 feet under.

>> No.14265462

>>14265438
>Yuki-onnas and Yetis are writing competing stories about each other right now
>Yetis write about saving and warming a man trapped by Yuki-onna cold magic
>Yuki-onnas write about stealing men from those "bumbling, stupid" Yetis who think hugs can fix everything

>> No.14265463

>>14265426
Writefags never die, they just fade away.

>> No.14265475

>>14265438
>Yananon's favorite monstergirl was a yuki-onna

>> No.14265485

>>14265475
>PRW comes back
>says something about not being able to write when its hot
>all that hugging and cuddling in his stories
Yeti confirmed

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Manticores a best

>> No.14265503

>>14265390
But Cap is haram. He is on otherchan now

>> No.14265507

>>14265485
>/mgt/'s writefags are actually the harbingers of the monster girl apocalypse
>they keep disappearing to breed without us ever knowing

>> No.14265509

>>14265486
Best for cuddles and nuzzling in her mane.

>> No.14265512

>>14265507

No, actually what's happening is

>> No.14265516

>>14265503
Shut the fuck up Ovaries with your haram shit.

>> No.14265517

>>14265512
rip

>> No.14265526

>>14265507
>All those stories are propaganda encouraging us to partake in monster pussy
>ELH is an actual lilim preparing the invasion
>Writefags are all demon army officers, drawfags are high ranking ministers

You could have prevented this. This is your fault.

>> No.14265530

>>14265526
I for one welcome our new soft, well-lubricated overlords

>> No.14265533

>>14265526
What about the angsty "monsters are 100% evil" stories? Are they made by paladins?

>> No.14265534

>>14265526
Why would I want to prevent it?

>> No.14265535

>>14265507
I would stop posting such silly things, anon.
You don't know who could be reading these threads, perhaps its a bad idea to draw such attention to yourself.

>> No.14265536

>>14265533
>angsty
I dont think you understand what that means and paladins certinly arnt "Angsty"

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>>14265021
There is only one angel for me.

>> No.14265540

>>14265526
>demon army officer
But if anything I think MGs would be bad for humanity in reality. Good for shut ins and guys like us, but human society in general would be worse off for them.

>> No.14265542

>>14265526
>The hellhound euthanasia story was a falseflag by the demon army to make paladins look bad

DEEPEST
LORE

>> No.14265543

>>14265536
Have you seen some of the stories people write here?

>> No.14265546

>>14265538
She's too much of a bitch to be an angel. Plus she's married to an incubus of all things, I wouldn't be surprised if she was banned from heaven.
At least there's always Outer Heaven

>> No.14265547

>>14265540
Why, as far as the hugbox goes, there's just be a lot more sex and society would go on like it has.

>> No.14265548

>>14265542
Nah, paladins a shit.

>> No.14265549

>>14265542
Don't bring that shit up again, it was the worst story these threads have ever come up with. It was like all the shitposting and impotent rage the threads have generated amassed into several posts of pure bile.

>> No.14265550

>>14265548
Nah, you a shit.

>> No.14265551

>>14265540
If MGs became real, SJWs would become paladins.

>> No.14265552

>>14265548
Paladins are misguided men willing to die to protect those they care about. Can you say the same?

>> No.14265554

>>14265533
No. Human supremacists.

Most of the Paladins are secretly working with the monsters to get their Angel and Valkyrie waifus, and to have armies of fodder-tier demons to play holy warrior with.
I should know, I'm one of them.

>> No.14265557

>>14265549
It's almost as if someone did it on purpose...

>> No.14265558

>>14265551
That would require actual work.

>> No.14265559

>>14265526
Oh fuck guys, we've been found out. Pack it up, it'll never be the same anymore.

>> No.14265560

>>14265550
A SHIT

>> No.14265562

>>14265551
>implying
No they won't, that would be intolerant. And seeing as MGs aren't white males, they can't ever be bad either.

>> No.14265566

>>14265554
>Most of the Paladins are secretly working with the monsters to get their Angel and Valkyrie waifus
Im not

>> No.14265568

>>14265357
>be only boy in school dominated by elves
>every biology class is spent inspecting and fondling your ears.

>> No.14265569

>>14265526
>Implying I'd ever fucking rally under ELH's banner
If I wanted to march barefoot into Hell I'd do it my goddamned self and use the flag of Israel or Slaanesh because Lord only knows Alps would get shot first.

>> No.14265572

>>14265566
So you say

>> No.14265574

>>14265569
is salt fag already back?

>> No.14265575

>>14265547
>Not allowed to be a human anymore, now you're an Incubus.
Some of you might want that but I'd rather not.
>You're essentially a monster's food source once married.
How can you tell she actually loves you and isn't just keeping you in a gilded cage for the sake of not starving?
>Humanity no longer controls its own future.
This alone is depressing.
>Some of us don't think sex is the be-all-end-all.
A society that thinks it is (more than we do) would be even tackier than what we have now, and that would take effort.
>Rape would probably be allowed.
Sure, a monster you like jumping you is fun but imagine the one species you hate the most just dragging you off. That would suck.

>> No.14265580

>>14265554
>spoiler
I don't think you count as "most".

>> No.14265581

>>14265574
Yes. Look up through the thread, he was back within hours, he was just limiting himself to a couple posts until now. Didn't want to get caught ban evading.

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>>14265558
>>14265562
>Implying they wouldn't hate how much they love human males

>> No.14265586

>>14265574
I'm not actually salt-fag, but I'll be damned if you try to force me to rally under somebody's banner.

>> No.14265588

>>14265583
Please delete this.

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>>14265575
>this entire post

>> No.14265593

>>14265583
>this is the future
I wish MGs were real.

>> No.14265594

>>14265583
That person has a point though, even if most of that post is retarded: Asexuals would find monstergirls horrifying for the simple fact that they'd be expected to fuck the monsters.

>> No.14265598

>>14265583
What am I looking at? Why would you autist be triggered by this again?

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>>14265546
well my canon for their story goes much more than that but alas, i suck at writing. its a story that will never get writen.

>> No.14265605
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>>14265583
> tfw this is the average monstergirl fan

We are in bed with wolves and maniacs.
And not the good kind of in bed, with a psycho dire wolf monstergirl

>> No.14265606

>>14265589
Why the fuck is that paladin dressed as a doctor?
Anyway, I doubt a society entirely compromised by the monsters could be reclaimed. Too many idiots in important posts thinking with just their dicks.

>> No.14265607

>>14265583
>sexist and misogynistic
These words arouse me now. Anyone else?

>> No.14265613

>>14265589
>gits gud
>"N-no, that's edgy!"
Still, you're not wrong.

>> No.14265615

>>14265605
Iv seen cringier things posted in these threads.

>> No.14265616

>>14265575
I said hugbox, not mgc.

>Not allowed to be a human anymore
According to KC there are ways of controlling enviromental demonic energy. You don't want to be an incubus, then you don't have to.

>You're essentially a monster's food source once married.
As an incubus, she becomes a food source as well.

>Humanity no longer controls its own future.
Since when has it? The best any of us can do is exercise the free will be have in this tiny bubble of control in a universe of chaos. Nobody's taking that away.

>Some of us don't think sex is the be-all-end-all
Who said it is? I just said there'd be a lot more of it. Not to sound tacky, but love is far more important to me than good sex.

>Rape would probably be allowed
Again, hugbox.

>> No.14265617

>>14265594
On the one hand, you're right, but on the other hand, worrying about 0.00001% freaks of the population is not really a constructive use of your worry.

>> No.14265618

>>14265605
Please, those are not our kind.
>implying this fetish isn't full of faggots as evidenced by these threads

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>>14265605
>psycho dire wolf monstergirl
But that's a bad analogy, because that sounds fun, if not potential soreness in the morning.

>> No.14265620

>>14265606
>Oscar of Astora
>A Paladin
Anon. He's a Hollow.

>> No.14265625

>>14265583
>Showing MGE to a friend
Christ. Granted I did discover it back in the early days of unrefined art and three line profiles thanks to a friend but seriously that's not a good idea.

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did anyone save that greentext with the Oomukade SJW becoming a good wife?

>> No.14265627

>>14265583
>>14265593
Seriously, where are we going, why won't nobody stop this, the future of this country is so dark.

>> No.14265629

>>14265616
>According to KC there are ways of controlling enviromental demonic energy. You don't want to be an incubus, then you don't have to
>demon lord's endgame depends on monsters and humanity being one race
>you don't have to be an incubus
Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.14265630

You guys think you've seen autism? I'll show you true autism.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterGirlRP

>> No.14265631

>>14265617
>worrying about 0.00001% freaks of the population is not really a constructive use of your worry
If only the other 99.99999% would realize this.

>> No.14265633

>>14265617
The worry is partially constructive Because I hate being touched and genuinely would freak out if someone tried to throw themself at me.
In a monstergirl apocalypse I can see myself being a little too popular with Yetis. I'd probably move somewhere hot to avoid such a thing.

>> No.14265634

>>14265600
.less you own us something

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>>14265621
> that rose tattoo
Oh yeah baby, talk dirty to me about center-left British democratic socialism

>> No.14265637

>>14265629
Stay salty

>> No.14265638

>>14265629
What were you expecting from someone defending KC's retard box?

>> No.14265639

>>14265542
Does this mean /mgt/ was /hbg/ all along? Well, more /hbg/ spectating and toying with /mgt/, but still.
We were never truly in control.

>> No.14265642

>>14265625
That reminds me of the time a certain writefag showed his grimdark monstergirl story to a normalfag so they could proofread it. From what I hear it didn't go down well.

>> No.14265643

>>14265629
>not liking what I like
REEEEEEE

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>>14265642
>Writing grimdark for the sake of grimdark
Euthanasia-fag and Shakespeede-fag are truly the worst.

>> No.14265647

>>14265635
What kind of monster girl would suit Corbyn?
>>14265642
I think I was lurking in the IRC for that if it was around the time the move from /a/ happened.

>> No.14265648

>>14265646
>Shakespeede-fag
Who?

>> No.14265649

In which way is bad becoming an incubus? You have a bigger dick and your life span is extended, what are the downsides?

>> No.14265650

>>14265646
>Shakespeede-fag

who?

>> No.14265651

>>14265646
>writing wank material for the sake of wanking
You wanna think about this more than not at all, or are you good?

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>>14265600
I want to see you attempt to write stuff, seeing as you never had an issue giving your OC a profile on that /arena/ thing.

No cheating by having Bob or Aftyn write for you either.

>> No.14265653

>>14265649
None really, unless you're one of the suffering fags who gets off to the idea you become a soulless beast.

However, I think it's implied that incubi need their wife's demonic energy to survive. So you'll need to fuck your wife on a regular basis.

I just want to make the choice myself.

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http://puu doot sh/kRIDy/2c973c0219.png

>> No.14265655

>>14265646
MGU was a thing.

>> No.14265656

>>14265649
>wanting to become a Not!Monsterboy

>> No.14265659

>>14265649
It's mostly the mental changes for me.

>"Their thoughts and values change, all becoming centered around having sex with monsters".

>> No.14265660

>>14265653
>you become a soulless beast.
Do people actually believe this?

>> No.14265661

>>14265649
There is no downside because going incubus isn't a bad thing. You get a cool color change to your eyes, won't need to eat anymore due to fucking keeping you alive and an infinite libido. Incubuses are the future that everyone needs to change into for the better

>> No.14265662

>>14265540
>human society in general would be worse off for them.
Human society is fucking cancer right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVmau1cM5TU
And it will only get worse and worse in the future
Purge is a good option to end it all

>> No.14265663

>>14265649
Honestly, I just don't want to. For all the shittiness I like being human. I'd find it hard that believe there's no downside, especially not any nasty surprises later.
Why couldn't we just have a choice in the matter though? That way we all win.

>> No.14265664

>>14265654
The drawfags you color shit for are able to color their shit better than better than you.

Because christ, that looks atrocious.

>> No.14265665

>>14265660
There was a guy who said something along the lines of the whole setting being some sort of Freudian nightmare. You fuck an MG and while you get good sex, you'll never know love and burn in eternal fire.

>> No.14265666

>>14265648
>>14265650
It was a stupid greentext from the /a/ days where some faggot Anon MC decides he wants to be Cash Ambury's Knock-off Tunnel Snake in a monstergirl police-state dystopia. Had the dialogue line of wannabe Groucho Marx cringe by telling some maxilla mouthed (The bug version of brace-face? I don't fucking know) Oomukade to crawl back into her pen and die after she told him she wanted him for her boyfriend.

He gets apprehended by an Arachne police officer who gives him a dose of her venom after getting rid of his very irregal knuckle dusters. Then she has the Oomukade get her revenge by injecting so much of the venom into the Edgelord's dick/scrote that he gets shake withdrawals if he isn't given a dose on a regular basis and is forced to become her boyfriend.

I'm sure one of the faggots lurking the thread has the screencap saved but that's how I know that asshat. Then you have some stupid Ushi-Oni TF but that's another laughable story for another day.

>>14265651
>Getting off to grimdark
>Which may include snuff
Anon.

>> No.14265668

>>14265661
Yes boyim, believe this totally impartial observer...

>> No.14265671

>>14265649
Not many, you become purge on sight to the order , but you do get elephant dong, magic manipulation, endless stamina, and a few other goodies. What gets some people is how you become an incubus, and how your morals and sense of time changes.

>> No.14265673

>>14265654
It's been a while, that's some good shit.

>> No.14265675

>>14265654
Why do you use a frigging trip???

It's like I'm really in /a/...

>> No.14265676

>>14265666
>Getting off to grimdark
>Missing the point by a lightyear
Classic Satan.

>> No.14265677

>>14265652
Speaking of fights seems like Mari hopped in and did a thing herself.

http://drawchan.net/dc/arena/res/38402.html

>> No.14265679

>>14265662
>Purge is a good option to end it all
You make a good point I suppose, if humanity continues on this path we'll all lose, but in the event of a monster society we'd also lose, albeit in a different way.
Fuck it, we should find a better way!

>> No.14265680

>>14265654
It only took you a while, great job.

>> No.14265681

>>14265665
That sounds like something a 40kid would came up with.

>> No.14265682

>>14265663
Because if the Demon Lord doesn't gather enough power to modify the framework of the world so that Mamono can have Incubus children, then it really will result in a grimdark end. If she succeeds, even extinct races like the dwarves can reproduce again, as their monsterized females will be able to birth sons.

>> No.14265686

>>14265675
I take it you weren't here back in the /a/ days, Hound's been with us for a long time.

Besides unlike most tripfags he uses it how it's meant to be used, when providing content.

>> No.14265687

>>14265676
It's like I really posted that from within Sinfest.

>> No.14265688

>>14265671
>morals and sense of time changes
Can we drop the whole morals bullshit? Seriously, I half expect it to become thread cannon that you become and incubus and begin having the urge to eat babies or something. In anything other than a suffering setting, you won't be any better or worse a person that you had been as a human.

>> No.14265693

>>14265666
I read it, what was the issue?

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>>14265677
This is fucking rich.

>> No.14265698

>>14265693
It was grimdark for the sake of being grimdark. Like ordering a burger from any fast food chain in America. Instant gratification with none of the fillings or seasonings.

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>>14265661
> There is no downside because going incubus isn't a bad thing.

Look, if you want to believe that going incubus is a NET benefit then fine, that's a coherent argument. But you can't say there's "no downsides" when the settings info has:
> "Their thoughts and values change, all becoming centered around having sex with monsters"
> "Other than that, one's sense of time, and values concerning work and recreation will also change so that it becomes more convenient to live with monsters."

Now, if your happy having your thoughts, aesthetics, and perception of time altered by eldritch black energy such that they come to dwell on busting your nut in monster sluts all the time then fine.
Personally I suspect that I think about that too much already. I certainly don't think it's a guarantee that being magically compelled further down that path towards obsession is a 100% good thing.

>> No.14265701

http://imgur.com/a/YgJnE

I swear this bitch is typical MG that you guys like.

It's an old man trapped in a doll-like body.

>> No.14265702

>>14265666
Oh that story. That's the problem with a lot of the "grimdark" settings. most writers seem to think the darker it is the better so we get thinks like sneering evil cardboard cutouts for monstergirls, and add in nonsense like ryona and mindbreak because why not?

>> No.14265704

>>14265688
This, pretty much.

>> No.14265707

>>14265654
Somehow that Wyvern's stare is terrifying now she's in color. It looks like how I picture the average monstergirl's rapeface. Just an intense glare and slight smile at her victim.

>> No.14265708

>>14265701
I swear that english isn't your first language.

>> No.14265710

>>14265688
Technically you can already eat babies ever since the humpty egg came out.

>> No.14265712

>>14265698
>grimdark for the sake of being grimdark

It was the story of an edgelord getting his just desserts for being a bully.

>Like ordering a burger from any fast food chain in America. Instant gratification with none of the fillings or seasonings.

...I, what?

>> No.14265714

>>14265688
> I half expect it to become thread cannon that you become and incubus and begin having the urge to eat babies or something
Don't be stupid, and no we can't just drop it, some people like directing their own lives you know.

>> No.14265715

>>14265699
>"Their thoughts and values change, all becoming centered around having sex with monsters"

I thought he was clear that this is exaggeration?

>"Other than that, one's sense of time, and values concerning work and recreation will also change so that it becomes more convenient to live with monsters."

Sounds an awful like marriage between humans. Let's see, more desire to do things together and less fucks given about working and not doing fun stuff. Sounds about right.

>> No.14265716

>>14265677
The fuck is this shit?

>> No.14265718

>>14265701
>It's an old man trapped in a doll-like body.
So a doll alp, she looks smug too. I want to tease her.

>> No.14265722

>>14265699
There is nobody as enslaved as the fanatic. The person in whom one impulse, one value, has assumed ascendancy over all others.

>> No.14265724

>>14265712
>if you want to not be someone's fucktoy and prepare to defend yourself you are edgy

Ah, bitchboys...

>> No.14265725

>>14265712
>>Like ordering a burger from any fast food chain in America. Instant gratification with none of the fillings or seasonings.

I think he was trying to say that fast food is gratifying but is generally terrible for you and is made of poor quality ingredients.and in many cases leaves you feeling bloated and a bit sick

>> No.14265726

>>14265714
So then, what moral(s) exactly are you referring to? Unless it's immoral to have sex, then I fail to see the change?

I'm all for freedom of choice, but I seriously don't get it. Replace human wife with monster wife. What's the difference?

>> No.14265728

>>14265702
That's my problem with grimdark in general. If you're going to go have something like an Ushi-Oni use a severed arm as a way to keep a man pinned to a tree because lolclaws, I can't fap to that.

I can only fap to Succubi draining men because usually authors who do that make said man a despicable human being to begin with that you'd just love to see get killed by some "cheap whore".

Page 29 of American Gods

>>14265712
There was no reason to make it so intentionally edgy so as to be mistaken for bismuth.

>> No.14265731

>>14265677
Oh wow.

>>14265716
Drawfag RP.

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>> No.14265733

>>14265677
That's...really generic.

>> No.14265735

>>14265732
it's saturday morning and we're bored.

>> No.14265736

>>14265724
Welcome to /mgt/.

>> No.14265738

>>14265714
>some people like directing their own lives you know.
My entire issue with becoming an Incubus. My life would be the monstergirls, and hers would be mine. That isn't romantic at all to me, it's just horrifying.
Yes, some might argue marriage is the same thing, but at least you can divorce out of those

>> No.14265741

>>14265677
>>14265716
>The fuck is this shit?
faggotry. drawfags draw their OC's fighting eachother. Guess who wins? The character made by the current artist. It's full cringe.

>> No.14265742

>>14265677
>akai
>forever cucked
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.14265745

>>14265724
It was because he was edgy that it happened. If he just mellowed the fuck out and took her on a date, it wouldn't have happened.

>> No.14265747

>>14265731
>my donut steel wins in the end
I think I need to lay down after such a shocking twist.

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Guys, what about them Monster girls

>> No.14265750

>>14265742
Should just stay a girl.
At least then he'd be cute.

>> No.14265752

>>14265738
Assuming you get off to the true love thing, why would this ever be a problem?

I think that's one of the big disconnects. The waifu fags (me included) don't see a problem with willingly becoming an incubus and spending life with the waifu.

In a setting where love isn't a certainty and you could just be grabbed off the street, i can see where becoming an incubus would be losing free will.

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Let's discuss the virtues of shortstack imps! Where do you get your's? What jobs do you have them perform?

>> No.14265754

>>14265677
So let me get this straight
/arena/ is when you allow your chuuni side to just, uh, take over for a bit?
Just go full chuuni?

>> No.14265756

>>14265745
>If he just mellowed the fuck out and took her on a date
>implying people are entitled to someone's time
I don't think so Tim.

>> No.14265762

>>14265753
Summoned, cleaning, and playing vidya with me, along with snuggling duties.

She will be the most stacked shorstack!

>> No.14265764

>>14265745
>jeez, if the blacks had just mellowed out and let themselves be Jim Crowe'd for the rest of their lives, none of this messy stuff would've happened!

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>>14265749

I like them. This one's my favorite.

>> No.14265766

>>14265677
She should have at least taken the hit. But no, always gotta be the steel donut arc type.

>> No.14265767

>>14265728
>this entire post
are you me?
I even know the scene you're talking about.

>> No.14265770

>>14265749
Waiting for that wock

>> No.14265772

>>14265749
I fear them.

>> No.14265773

>>14265726
Fucking a monster, or a particular monster, for one. Imagine being a pious churchgoing man all your life only to be fucked by a succubus until you "love" her. You normally wouldn't fuck someone who shares your blood, a sibling, your offspring. Well, mamono mana will take care of that little hang up for you. Like I said earlier, some people like directing their own life, that includes how they manage their time, say you want to get good at playing guitar or some thing, you practiced endlessly when human, now you're lucky if you can get three hours a week because you spent like five days fucking nonstop and now that you're done you have chores to take care of.

Like that.

>> No.14265774

>>14265753
>Cooking in a naked apron. She has to use a stool to reach the counter
>Cleaning the house in a maid outfit with a hole in it for her breasts
>Being my personal lap warmer/daki while I watch tv
Having a contracted imp sure would be convenient.

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>>14265749
Monster burgers

>> No.14265779

>>14265773
>this whole post
If you like the grimdark thing, you're right. But from where I'm coming from as a hugbox, none of this would be an issue.

>Now you're lucky if you can get three hours a week because you spent like five days fucking nonstop and now that you're done you have chores to take care of

I will say this though, he has specifically stated that you only fuck as much as you want to. I can dig up the quote if need be.

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>>14265749
Purge material. All of them.

>> No.14265783
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What kind of sick monster could purge this?

Succubutts get a bad rep

>> No.14265784

>>14265783
>traitor
>whiny faggot
>succuslut
Why indeed?

>> No.14265785

>>14265783
>Monster girls become real
>People love them
>Except the succubutt
>People shun them, screaming "Slut!" and "NTR!"

They just wanted someone to love.

>> No.14265786

>>14265783
Top tier impregnation material. Her and the fox are the 2 best named characters KC has ever made.

>> No.14265787

>>14265767
>>14265767
>Are you me?
No, I'm just a writefaggot who'd prefer to stay under the radar since I already feel like I'm the thread's equivalent to Lord Voldemort at times.

>That spoiler
Even with that scene, it's still a fantastic book. I know Gaiman did his own interpretation of a Deep One and Snow White with some implied smut in it for Smoke and Mirrors.

>> No.14265788

>>14265783
Would cuddlefuck

>> No.14265789

>>14265779
It's not about grimdark, it's about perception.
>you only fuck as much as you want to
>KC in charge of consistency
Hmm...

>> No.14265791

>>14265783
>tfw nothing will ever look at you with this much love and lust

>> No.14265792

>>14265783
>succuslut
I like MGs but I would purge her

>> No.14265793

>>14265783
Succubi scare me to be honest, MGE ones I can tolerate but I still wouldn't immediately jump one.

>> No.14265796

>>14265783
Of course they have a bad reputation. They were traditionally known to suck out the souls of men and sleep around.

As hard as some may try to reverse those images, it only takes one bad apple in the news.

>> No.14265797

>>14265789
>It's not about grimdark, it's about perception
I can't argue with that. You're free to draw your own conclusions.

>KC in charge of consistency
Well, he's more consistant than us at least.

>>14265783
I just want this. There's nothing immoral about this.

>> No.14265799

>>14265789
This. It's Kenkoku "Completely rewriting a woman's brain isn't really brainwashing" Cross for crying out loud.

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>think I'm going to get a qt Mediterranean scylla love story
>get massively disappointed

>> No.14265802
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Succubutts need love too you jerks.

>> No.14265804

>>14265063
Oh neat, he's doing these ecology-type comics with the EMG girls now? Neato.

>> No.14265805

>>14265797
>Well, he's more consistant than us at least.

Not really. Plenty of writefags here understand that consistency is the lynchpin of a good setting.

>> No.14265806

>>14265802
Then they have to pay. Love isn't cheap.

>> No.14265807

>>14265785
People all over the world would shun all monster girls simply because of being sluts.

Add to that the fact that they are not human, can perform satanic magic, some of them are literal spawns of hell, have a thing for both rape and pedophilia, and worst of all every single one of them is an illegal immigrant, and you would have a holy crusade against the monster blight faster than you can say 'Heresy'.

>> No.14265808

>>14265787
>it's still a fantastic book
good taste, my friend.

Did you know Gaimon also "wrote" the movie mirrormask? I think it shows.

>> No.14265809

>>14265802
Not THAT one though.

>> No.14265810

>>14265802
Nice ded game kid.

>> No.14265811

Wizard of Oz with Monster Girls.

>> No.14265813

>>14265800
What happened, then?

>> No.14265814

>>14265805
I meant the thread whims.

>> No.14265816

>>14265789
>>14265797
>>14265799
Well, considering that this entire concept is pure fiction, it follows whatever rules you want it to. That said, don't expect anyone to necessarily accept your "correct" interpretation.

>> No.14265817

>>14265652
If Aftyn wrote it, it'd just be NTR Slut Haohi slutting it up.

>> No.14265818

>>14265810
ToS beta at the end of the month, here's hoping it has some cute monster girls like RO did.

Still looks like it'll be a grindfest though.

>> No.14265820

>>14265816
nobody asked for your voice of reason.

but you're right

>> No.14265823

>>14265814
Comparing the consistency of one person to that of a collective of people seems rather sad, actually.

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What about Succuboobs?!

>> No.14265825

>>14265816
Don't start that fantasy has no rules crap. The entire concept of consistency is that there are consistent rules no matter how arbitrary and radical they may be. What KC's problem is, is that what he shows vs. what he tells are radically different.

>> No.14265826

>>14265823
That's the point. He's inconsistent but the only basis for argument we have.

>> No.14265827

>>14265677
>http://drawchan.net/dc/arena/res/38402.html
So...Mari gonna draw some angel tentacle rape?

>>14265754
Pretty much. Seems like decent practice too.

>> No.14265828
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>> No.14265829

>>14265818
Hahahah...

Ur a joker...I already have the game uninstalled since it's just a generic themeparkfest.

>> No.14265830

>>14265800
Do I want to know?

>> No.14265831
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14265831

>>14265824

>> No.14265832

>>14265824
I want to roughly squeeze the succuchub and cause her to yip and squeal at my touch.

>> No.14265833

>>14265828
I want to give her head pats.

>> No.14265834
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14265834

>>14265824
Always welcome.

>> No.14265837

>>14265831
kek

>> No.14265838

>>14265808
Haven't seen it. Too busy cooking s'ghetti to look.

>> No.14265841

>>14265826
I dunno, when the people who use his setting manage to be more consist then he, I don't think he should be the basis for anything.

>> No.14265848
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14265848

>>14265841
>he shouldn't be the basis for anything
>is the basis of the entire thread even if not held canon
You guys like to throw logic out of the window.

>> No.14265849

>>14265841
That's a fair point, but we have many writers with different perspectives. Who gets to decide what the basis should be?

>> No.14265855
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14265855

We really need more Multi-arm Girls

>> No.14265858

>>14265848
>is the basis of the entire thread
You wanna try that again?

>> No.14265859

>>14265855
Is this going to be the next anubis or holst?

>> No.14265860

>>14265855
I WANT TO FUCK THAT CANDLE

>> No.14265862

Its Suddenly raining like hell outside
Who made the Ryu cry?

>> No.14265863

>>14265848
No, the basis for the thread is MGs. KC just so happens to have the only developed setting.

>> No.14265864
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14265864

>>14265834
What a degenerate.
I'd marry her.

>> No.14265865

>>14265849
>Who gets to decide what the basis should be?
You'd expect the creator to be that, but alas...

>> No.14265866

There is literally no love more pure than that between a male human adventurer and an MG he has saved.

>> No.14265867

>>14265864
But how does she feel about after sex cuddles and words of love?

>> No.14265868
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14265868

>>14265855
I agree anon. I just don't know how to make them appear.

>> No.14265871

>>14265863
It's still his setting.

In that sense, you just made your own gay homebrew edition for everyone to see in /a/ or /jp/.

>> No.14265873

>>14265862
It was me. What are you gonna do about it?

>> No.14265875

>>14265873
Nothing, but know there are Thunder Birds Fighting too

>> No.14265878

>>14265867
Suggesting that to her would make her face light up in joy.
And now I'm sad that I'll never marry a cuddlebug Lilim with an intimacy fetish.

>> No.14265880

>>14265878
>fetish
Why does love and intimacy have to be the exception and not the norm?

>> No.14265882

>>14265875
>Nothing
Oh...alright then.

>> No.14265897
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14265897

And March is done!

NSFW: https://sta.sh/0vdw3kmaj53

>> No.14265896

>>14265866
Exploratory sex between childhood friends.

>> No.14265900

>>14265897
>Angry tentacle acting on its own.
Nice.

>> No.14265902

>>14265880
That's just what her sisters call it.
She's a bit of a love freak.

>> No.14265903

>>14265783
I want to touch a succubutt
>Ara~, there's no need for the ropes, I won't do anything bad to you , but if this is what it takes for you to be comfortable...
>Do you like my horns? You're spending so much time on them. You like how smooth they are? It feels nice to have you touch them
>Ah! careful, my ears are really sensitive, in more ways than one, I can hear your heartbeat, you're so nervous, it's cute
>You want to see more? It's okay, you can take my clothes off, this leather is a bit stuffy, I wouldn't mind getting out of it. That's better
>What is it, why are you staring so much, you wanted to do more than look didn't you? Don't hold back. My wings now? Oh? You expected them to feel rough and leathery but they're like satin? 'giggle' Thank you for the compliment. . They're beautiful aren't they? Strong too. Why, I could carry you in flight and show you such sights, things few men have seen, would you like to fly with me? Just let me loose...
>Ah, there's your heartbeat picking up again, are you really that scared of me?
>Say, why won't you look at me, is my body so interesting? I feel a little lonely. My eyes? You're afraid I'll charm you, but aren't you enraptured by me? No? (I'll be changing that soon enough)
>Don't go! I swear, I won't hurt you, I just want to feel good with you, I just want you to give me a chance
>Are you calm now? You can keep going. EEEK! M-my tail... is strong too... but it's really delicate, the way you're touching it... DON'T!
>Hah, Hah, your hands felt good, a little too good...warm, and so gentle
>Say, can I kiss you? Just a small kiss, you don't need to be so shy. You like me don't you? Just a little bit? It's only natural, no man is meant to disregard a succubus, that is, if you ARE a man
>Oooh! What are you... a hug? Well, not what I had in mind, but this is nice. You're touching me all over, don't tell me this is your first time touching a girl? Hmm? Soft? Yes, we are soft, and we like that roughness of you males
>Do you like it? I feel good in your arms don't I? It's the most natural thing in the world to feel good with someone you like
>Don't mind my hands on your neck, I've let you do what you wanted, I should get a little too, it seems these ropes were an unexpected aid
>No, don't run, don't struggle, isn't it clear to you by now? I like you, and I can tell you like me, so, why not express it? I can tell your body wants to be joined with mine. No, no... no fear. You proved that you are a man, so just, let nature take it's course, come here...
>Shhh

>> No.14265904

>>14265880
It would be the exception to a succubus/lilim, since they're based on pure sex/nymphomania first.

>> No.14265905

>>14265828
Lilims are shit.

>> No.14265906 [SPOILER] 
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14265906

>>14265878

how do you react when she does this?

>> No.14265907

>>14265897
That link gave me a 404

>> No.14265908

>>14265897
That girl needs to go home, she's obviously had too much.

Also the NSFW version seems to be broken.

>> No.14265909

>>14265809
What's with her? Spill.

>> No.14265910

>>14265677
I feel like I'm 13 again.

>> No.14265911

>>14265783
>>14265828

Succubi are awful and dull, 0/10 would ignore and never notice.

>> No.14265912

>>14265897
>>14265907
>>14265908
Sorry about that, try this

NSFW: https://sta.sh/0m8q9579e1r

>> No.14265913

>>14265910
kek

>> No.14265915

>>14265906
Pull her in for a kiss and cuddlefucking.

>> No.14265916

>>14265912
For god's sake can you make a version where she has bush?

I wants it.

>> No.14265917

>>14265903
This is some good shit.

>> No.14265919

>>14265912
That's got it, thanks.

>> No.14265920

>>14265911
Gay.

>> No.14265921

>>14265912
Glorious

>> No.14265922

>>14265897
>>14265912
>jabberwocky
>that fat
Eh...

>> No.14265923

>>14265912
>you will never pound a chubby Jabberwocks asshole

>> No.14265926

>>14265912
You know, I'm not huge on pubic hair, but for some reason, it feels like it would fit with her.

>> No.14265928
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14265928

>>14265922
>2015
>Not liking Fat Bottomed Monster Girls

>> No.14265929

>>14265912
Soft!

>> No.14265930

>>14265916
>>14265926

I dont think he's the artist bruhs

>> No.14265932
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14265932

Maybe I should really fuck a horse, to see what is it like.

>> No.14265933

>>14265916
>>14265926
Maybe someone here can add it? It doesn't look like it'd be too hard to add for someone with basic skills in SAI. Just add bush.

>> No.14265936

>>14265928
I want graceful or toned thighs, not christmas hams

>> No.14265937

>>14265928
>2015
>posting one of the worst MGs to make your point
Anon...

>> No.14265938

>>14265932
Enjoy your cancer, horsefucker: http://www.livescience.com/16903-sex-animals-bestiality-penile-cancer.html

>> No.14265940
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14265940

>>14265677
Man look at this body, I want to fuck hert boobs so much and cum in her face, she can do anything with me after that.

>> No.14265941

>>14265937
>One of the worst MG
Found the guy with shit taste

>> No.14265944

>>14265932
This is why people hate Centaurs.
And its a shame because they always have massive tits and loyal, noble personalities. Shame about being mostly horse though.

>> No.14265945

>>14265928
That Hellhound was made for giving 100 babies.

>> No.14265946

>>14265937
Holy shit stop being a faggot anon, you almost sound like saltfag.

>> No.14265947

>>14265944
People need to stop thinking of them as "A woman with a horse's lower body" or "A horse with a woman's chest for a head", and instead just think of them as centaurs.

Nothin' wrong with wanting to have sex with a centaur.

>> No.14265951

>>14265937
Hello again, was about time the rabid Hellhound hater popped up.

>> No.14265953

>>14265912
BIG FAT WOCK TATS.

>> No.14265958

>>14265855
>Bookish muti-arm
I had no idea I wanted this until now.
That said, I'd a bookish monstergirl in general. I fantasize about being husbando'd by a tough tomboy but what the hell would we talk about? Shy nerdy girls are boring fap material but at least I could see myself having a relationship with one.

I can't be alone in this, right?

>> No.14265960

>>14265946
Maybe it is him, some people said he is ban evading.

>> No.14265962

>>14265945
>>14265928
>You will never come home from work on a cold winters day, only to be greeted by your 4-12 heckpup daughterus who then completely cover you when you want take a nap and
>covered in a quivering mass of black fluff, wagging tails, and pleasent heat

>> No.14265963

>>14265947
I see Centaurs like Arachnes, only less horrifying to look at. The humanoid section is almost always amazing, but the lower part is either too animal or in an Arachne's case, terror induced heart attack material.

>> No.14265964
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14265964

>>14265903
> Gentle succubus puts monsterphobes at ease by letting them tie her up during sexytimes

>> No.14265965

>>14265941
>anyone who doesn't like what I like has shit taste
Godda love the classics.

>> No.14265966

>>14265958
You are not alone, mariliths a best.

>> No.14265967

>>14265960
I swear half the negative replies about succubi sound like him.

>> No.14265969

>>14265946
>>14265960
Is that our newest boogeyman?

>> No.14265972

>>14265965
Why you dont reply to everyone?

>> No.14265973

>>14265969
>boogeyman
Can't you see all the deleted post?

>> No.14265974

>>14265962
>Waifu smiles and acts like she just wants to watch
>Her tail is wagging so fast she could take off like a helicopter

>> No.14265976

>>14265903
Wow, You wouldn't mind adding to this, would you?

>> No.14265978

>>14265972
For what purpose? I'm not interested in the witch-hunt the other two want to start.

>> No.14265979

>>14265962
I could use a hellhound right now, it's freezing here.

>> No.14265982

>>14265973
I can't, actually. Maybe I'll drop by the archive to see what the fuzz was about.

>> No.14265983

>>14265978
Next time keep your shitty opinion to yourself, fag.

>> No.14265985

>>14265944
Saber is worst girl, anyway. Choose yeti instead.

>> No.14265986

>>14265897
>>14265912
How does one make love to a wock like this?

>> No.14265987

>>14265824
I want to rub my hot, slimy dong all over her body until she starts laughing because it tickles then pop it into her mouth when she isn't expecting it.

>> No.14265989

>>14265903
For a throwaway greentext it's actually better than some of the stories we've had lately.
Whoever you are, continue this immediately.

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14265991

>>14265947
>People need to stop thinking of them as "A woman with a horse's lower body
So ignore reality?

>> No.14265992
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14265992

>>14265986

>> No.14265993

>>14265979
It's nights like this I want a Hellhound, Yeti and Salamander harem.

>> No.14265994

>>14265973
Don't play along - he always tries to samefag replies discouraging people from pointing out that he is salt-kun.

>> No.14265995

>>14265985
But that's not Rin___

>> No.14265996

>>14265848
His art is the basis for the thread.
The setting itself has influence but people disregard it whenever they feel like.

>> No.14265997

>>14265991
>So ignore reality?
Exactly, where do you think we are?

>> No.14265998

>>14265983
Right, and I'm the salty one, apparently. Either way, not gonna happen pal.

>> No.14266000

>>14265982
Do it, he is truly an autist.

>> No.14266001
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14266001

>>14265916
>>14265926
>Chubwock with a downy bush of light purple carpet
>Not thick enough to make you a carpet muncher, but soft enough that you could easily rest your face on it and feel at ease
>So silky soft
>To go with her raspberry-able belly and grippable love handles as you plow that deliciously thick ass from behind and listen to her guttural moans of ecstasy
>Running your hand through her downy bush to stimulate her clit

>> No.14266003

>>14265995
>Named my cat Rin after the familiar
>Fatefag I work with thought I named her after Tohsaka

Oh what a time to be alive.

>> No.14266005

>>14265986
Gently in a poorly lit hotel room while hugging and exchanging kisses.

>> No.14266009

>>14265938
Should have kept your mouth shut, let him reap what he would have sown.

>> No.14266010

>>14265994
And how do we know you're not salt-kun?

>> No.14266014

>>14265937
Stop ban evading, faggot

>> No.14266015

>>14265997
Not StupidTown?

>> No.14266018

>>14265903
Is it happening? A well written succubutt greentext?

This is everything I want. No fear, no drugs or mindbreak. Just desire and gentle seduction, followed by being lovingly ravished.

>> No.14266019

>>14265897
>https://sta.sh/0m8q9579e1r
>>14265912
>still no oktoberfest/bar maid holst

>> No.14266020

>>14266001
That sounds divine, the kind of carpet I want to dye white.

>> No.14266021
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14266021

>>14266001
SOMEBODY PLEASE

>> No.14266022

>>14265969
Not a boogeyman
Just look through the archive for this thread

>> No.14266024

>>14265989
>>14265976
What, you want lewd?

>> No.14266027

>>14266020
>>14266021
>>14266001
I'm glad I'm not alone in liking bush.

>> No.14266029

>>14266024
Well written succubutt lewd? Of course. I can only think of one other story I enjoyed with a succubutt and it wasn't very lewd at all.

>> No.14266030

>>14266027
Mofu just ain't great unless she's bushy too!

>> No.14266034

>>14265912
>>14265897
who is artist mang, also what do you mean by march?

>> No.14266035

>>14265938
>Köhler agreed, saying, "From a penile cancer prevention point of view, SWA should be discouraged based on the results of this study."
>He recommended standard safety precautions with any type of high-risk sexual intercourse: Wear a condom.

Well, that settles it.

>> No.14266036

>>14266034
He's getting a calender done.

>> No.14266038

>>14266034
The artist is Phanaxial, he's done a few commissions for people from here before.

>> No.14266042

>>14266029
No I mean, what did you have in mind? More coaxing from her or sexytimes?I wasn't going to keep it going, just a thought I had when I saw that pic. I'm actually the guy scared shitless of succubi.

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>>14266020
>Catch Chubwock after the pub closes
>Grinding herself against a table, giving you full view of her plump ass
>Her carpet is glistening with her sweat and arousal as she keeps going, letting you see the droplets through the silken sheet as it clings to her plump labia
>Sneak up behind her and begin to grind yourself against her sex, feeling the smoothness of her bush, and her heat
>Drenches you in her feminine nectar as you thrust back and forth, lost in the moment until
>She just DOES IT
>Using one talon to guide your cock into her, letting out a small, guttural moan as you kiss her deepest parts
>Her pussy's soft and malleable, you're gripping her ass and watching it jiggle as you see the view of your cock flying in and out of her lovely pink vise
>It doesn't take long for you to reach the brick wall between aroused and shooting, and before you can pull out, her mouth tentacles wrap around your arms and force you to grip her swaying breasts as she thrusts back into you
>Her pussy melting around you and giving a hard suck as she gulps down all of your seed
>You will never snuggle with Chubwock afterwards

>> No.14266044
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14266044

>>14266042
>I'm actually the guy scared shitless of succubi.
That's only natural. Fear boners are one of the best parts about them.

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14266046

>>14265964
>>14265903

>> No.14266047

>>14266035
You cannot mean this.

>> No.14266052

>>14266043
>her mouth tentacles wrap around your arms and force you to grip her swaying breasts as she thrusts back into you
Diamonds.

Shit like this and leg locking get me every time.

>> No.14266055

>>14266042
Both. Gently coaxed until they join together. Then get lewd if you enjoy writing that.

Soft touch, whispers, telling him how good he feels or smells. Let his fear melt away and be replaced by desire. No rape, just loving seduction.

Something steamy and loving. Then cuddles at the end. Handholding and sweet nothings. A happy ending.

If you would enjoy writing it

>> No.14266058

>>14266043
Damn. There's such a thing as too lewd.

>> No.14266060
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14266060

>>14266034
http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/

Great guy, kept in contact often sending updates frequently, and streamed it often. He also draws chubby Monster Girls pretty well. Would recommend.

And I'm making a Calendar of Jabberwock. Once all of them are finished I'll put up a download for all the images in full resolution and artists credits and stuff, followed by printing them out and making it into a Calendar. Hoping to get all the pictures done before December if all goes well, (which it should since I've paid/about to pay an artist for every picture except the cover which I still need to find an artist for, but I think I know who) and once this is done I can start on my next Jabberwock project, which will be bigger than this. Literally.

>> No.14266061

>>14266055
To add to this, I'm scared of succubi too. They have a pretty nasty lore. Which is why I want something gentle with a good end.

>> No.14266065

>>14266060
What do you have planned? A daki? A full body painting? Genetic mutation?

>> No.14266067

>>14266055
Don't really feel like writing so I don't know how it'll turn out, but what the hell, I'll give it a shot.

>> No.14266070

>>14266061
Yeah, the whole post monstergirl soul-sucking thing's a bit of a turn off isn't it?

>> No.14266071
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14266071

>>14266047
It's ok, I'll just get a new one if I get cancer.

http://www.theguardian.com/education/2014/oct/04/penis-transplants-anthony-atala-interview

>> No.14266074

>>14266070
er, pre-monstergirl.

>> No.14266081

>>14266060
Hold up a sec, you're putting up the images for download? At full res? You can't possibly be that nice.

>> No.14266087

>>14266058
I don't into lewd Anon.

That's for real writers. Better find a windae cuz you're leavin'

>> No.14266093

>>14266060
how long does the guy take? I can't see it in the Gdocs

>> No.14266094

>>14266055
Fucking deviant

keep posting

>> No.14266095
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14266095

Line 108
http://pastebin.com/Z2nBmc5M
>Elopement (Lewd out of Space)

That's it for now for this abominable cousin.

>> No.14266097

>>14266095
Harblador Hound of Tindalos when

>> No.14266099

>>14266093
http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Page-Updated-564953841
The pastebin doesn't have the usual time he takes but his rates are pretty good.

>> No.14266100

I need to be studying for my statistics midterm, but I want to play cancer strike and think about MG cuddles.

All this decent content today. fml

>> No.14266104

>>14266097
Never August Derleth a shit

>> No.14266107

>>14266104
>August Derleth
It's Frank Belknap Long you RUBE.

>> No.14266108

>>14266081
Once all of them are finished I will. They usually have to be compressed/resized to post on 4chan, and imgur automatically compresses anything, and I know people out there love full resolution lossless art. Also maybe someone else wants to make a Jabberwock Calendar, or just wants one for their desktop wallpaper. I don't mind, I love sharing the Jabberwock love with everyone!

I'll also include any NSFW edits with them, and sketches if people want them, though those would increase the file size by a lot. Already just the finished images are 49 MBs.

>>14266093
Paid him on the 8th, got a sketch on the 11th, and both finished versions on the 24th (today). He's in Malaysia, so Time Zones apply.

>> No.14266110

>>14266108
you're a good person

>> No.14266118

>>14266107
Whatever maaaaan! Seriously, I can't write a girl based on something I don't really feel anything about. The Colour was my favourite Lovecraft novella way back, so it was pretty easy to mange it into a monmusu, even if the plan completely changed along the way.

>> No.14266125

>>14266108
Cost? I want something that I think he could do well.

>> No.14266132

>>14266095
Is she supposed to be a Zombie, or something beyond that?

>> No.14266134

>>14266125
see >>14266099

>> No.14266141

>>14266132
Something a little bit more sinister.

>> No.14266142
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14266142

couldnt make up my mind oif going to do lewd or serious.

>> No.14266146

>>14266134
Pft, chump change. I love being overpaid.

>> No.14266147

>>14266118
Harblador pls just do it so I can keep procrastinating like a bitch.

>> No.14266148
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14266148

We all know what kinds of grills we like, but the real question is: Which grills would find you something worth investing in?

>> No.14266150

>>14266147
Yan girls materializing out of the corners would be kinda cool, but time travel is shit and doesn't really jive with my relatively down-to-earth plotlines.

>> No.14266152

>>14266148
Low tier MGs and maybe the furry ones since I'd be one of relatively few to like them.

>> No.14266153

>>14266148
I don't think any would, but I guess since we're talking about monstergirls the most unlikely type would be the best bet. Things never go how you plan them to.

>> No.14266157

>>14266150
Harblador pls. Just do it.

>> No.14266158

>>14266142
Nicely done.

>> No.14266161

>>14266148
Not many.

>> No.14266162

>>14266157
You're really desperate for it, aren't you?

>> No.14266168
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14266168

>> No.14266169

>>14266148
Thread canon Oomukade comes to mind and there's always the obvious ones that'll go for anyone like Beelzebub.

Actually I wouldn't mind having a Beelzebub wife, they go out of their way to find girls willing to fuck their husbands.

>> No.14266172

>>14266148
I'd just be a pick-up-and-drop semen meal. Not a single remarkable thing about me.

>> No.14266173

>>14266168
Cute

>> No.14266174

>>14266168
>carrot pyjamas
Horsepussy a CUTE, even if shit.

>> No.14266179

any (non lewd) green texts/pastebins of MG daughterus and their papas?

>> No.14266183

Which kind of monster girl would be the best at paintball?

>> No.14266189

>>14266183
Kraken.

>> No.14266193

>>14266142
I didn't know I wanted this until now.

>> No.14266194

>>14266148
Any less interested in how average I am and more interested in someone who genuinely cares.

>> No.14266196

>>14266179
http://pastebin.com/0ALPZHLs

>> No.14266200

>>14266148

Not too many

>> No.14266208

>>14266148
Devil Bug and maybe Alps.

>> No.14266212

>>14266148
The ones interested in hard working farm hands with very slow internet speeds.

>> No.14266213

>>14266208
Unlikely, alps usually only go alp because they really like someone.

>> No.14266215

>>14266148
The answer is always a Matango

>> No.14266218

>>14266213
Yeah but people who make someone go Alp won't want an Alp, so the Alp with have to conform with someone else.

>> No.14266220

>>14266218
>make someone go Alp
Are we starting with this cancer again?

>> No.14266224

Would you start working out if you knew the MGpocalypse was coming? If you don't already, that is.

>> No.14266226

>>14266213
Not him but thinking about it I would attract Alps.

The amount of times I've had someone tell me a guy was checking me out or I've caught someone out myself. I swear I'm some kind of homo magnet.

>> No.14266230

>>14266224
No, I'd use my chubby and hairy appeal to try grab a yeti.
I used to work out when I was younger but fuck doing that shit now.

>> No.14266233

>>14266224
Fuck no, then I wouldn't get a nice Ara Ara Kiki to heal me.

>> No.14266234
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14266234

>>14266148
> actually prefer low-tier, low-maintenance feral monsters like devil bug and slime over high-falutin' intellectual dragons or lilims

I'm in that lucky(?) position that I'm in the same tier as the mgs I like.
Not sure whether to be pleased or disappointed about it, tbqh

>> No.14266236

>>14266224
Why would I? Someone as pale and skinny me would have no problem getting raped.

>> No.14266238

>>14266148
Tanuki. They seem well versed in the stock market.

>> No.14266242

>>14266224
I'm of like mind with >>14266236.
Impending mamonocalypse removes the need to get swole.

>> No.14266248

>>14266224

yeah, if only so i won't be crushed to death as easily by a lamia or something.

>> No.14266250

>>14266224
Of course. If only for sexy time while sweaty after a workout.

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14266259

>>14265664
Eh, not so bad.

The main issue is he used too much softness/blur on the colour contrast, so everything looks exceptionally dull (as in the opposite of reflective). Hence why stuff that normally has a sharp colour contrast and should look shiny(er) like the Anubis' jewellery and the hair looks so off.

In pic related, you can see a much stronger contrast between colours; bright white for where the light bounces, near black for the other side, which gives the perception it's smooth and shiny, even if you can't physically feel it.

>> No.14266263

>>14266162
Yes.

>> No.14266275

>>14266263
No promises, but I'll leaf through the source material and see if I have any nice ideas.

>> No.14266278
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14266278

>> No.14266279

>>14265654
That's pretty bad. It's too soft while at the same time being too harsh. The gold jewelry would be okay if you used some better delineation, but everything else is rather poor, not to mention your light source isn't consistent.

I know you like coloring stuff, but you really need to learn how to draw/anatomy/etc before you can color and shade well - they're intrinsically linked.

>> No.14266281

>>14266278
Monoeyebutt is best butt.

>> No.14266288

>>14266281
Grossest butt.

>> No.14266289
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14266289

>> No.14266290

>>14266275
I love you man. I don't want to write it and the thread hate it by proxy because of writer's reputation.

>> No.14266293

>>14266288
I'd hot dog it and cum in an instant all over her stockinged butt.

>> No.14266299
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14266299

>>14266278
That's an unremarkable ass.

>> No.14266301

>>14266293
You're just making it grosser and dirtier.

>> No.14266302

>>14266289
is a good butt

>> No.14266305

>>14266299
There's nothing wrong with plain girls, anon.

>> No.14266306

>>14266278
Everything from the feet up is absolutely delicious on this girl.

>> No.14266308

>>14266290
Is that you, Alp?

>> No.14266314
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14266314

>>14266278
>>14266289
>>14266299

>> No.14266320

>>14266278
Would intercural those legs

>> No.14266323

>>14266289
>>14266299
>>14266278
Soft, squishy, fluffy, latex-covered Gazer ass is the best monoeye butt

>> No.14266325

>>14266323
agreed

>> No.14266331
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14266331

Has anybody wrote anything about them yet?
I might have missed it if someone has

>> No.14266335
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14266335

Just finished translating this: http://exhentai.org/g/866767/28dca07e00/

If you like slimes and/or ara ara, you'll probably like this.

>> No.14266336

>>14266331
>Go to home
>there is zap dog
>woah she shock dick
>woah
>vagin of eel elektrika

edn

>> No.14266337

>>14266336
Weasel, not dog

>> No.14266338

>>14266335
>http://exhentai.org/g/866767/28dca07e00/
damn the sadpanda

>> No.14266341

>>14265903
>I've got you now, and I'm not letting go 'giggle', let's get you comfortable.
>...
>You know, it's be much easier to get you out if these clothes if you undid these. No? Hmm hmm. okay, we'll play your way, I like a challenge. It's okay, trust me, lay down
>There, much better. Such a manly frame, your bare skin, you don't mind if I have a taste?
>Hohh, such a strong flavor! And we've only just begun, I'm getting excited. Maybe, just another taste...oh? What was that? Such a girly sound, you enjoy having your nipples licked this much? But such a thing is unbecoming, maybe some discipline is in order
>'whap' 'whap' 'whap' there, my tail is more than enough to correct that dirty mouth of yours. More? You like the feel of it against your chest? You little pervert, that face you're making tells me you like this. No, don't be modest, I like that dirty side of you, and you took it so well, shall I give you reward? Carrot and stick they say
>Yes, just like that, suckle on my breast to your heart's content, I can even do this for you. Tasty isn't it? Better than mother's milk too. You're just like baby, go ahead, drink, I'll spoil you plenty. How is it, are you relaxed now? Then...
>I'm no heavy am I? My weight feels good on you? Such a charmer. But, yes, this, this is what I wanted. You bare skin against mine, your breathing is so peaceful now, and your heart, I could listen to it forever. Hey,could you hold me? Like you did earlier, hold me...like I'm your lover
>What, what is it? Is my face that fascinating? My hands, what are you going to do?
>...
>You. Took off the ropes. Why are you looking at me like that? 'MMMN!' MMM... <3 More...
>'HAH!' 'HAH!' I could hardly breathe, but I didn't hate it. Say,how come you took them off? You don't know yourself? Well that's okay
>Hee hee, you didn't flinch when I tried to touch you this time. No, don't apologize, I didn't know how you felt, about me, my kind, but I'm glad that I here with you now OHH! You're so forceful, do you really like hugging me that much? Hey, your heart rate kicked up again

>> No.14266342

>>14266331
I will be, but I have a story going on now and one more planned before I get there.

>> No.14266344

>>14266341
Sorry I took so long, I'm tending to someone.

>> No.14266346

>>14266335
Do faggots use exhentai just to be obnoxious fucks?

>> No.14266347

>>14266331
Just a poor man's Zappy-sama.

>> No.14266349
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14266349

>>14266335
neat

>> No.14266353

>>14266338
just change the ex to g.e-

This gallery doesn't have anything in it that's prohibited on g.e so it'll show up there just fine.

>> No.14266357

>>14266341
Cute

>>14266344
Take your time.

>> No.14266359

>>14266346
You have to be retarded to not pass through the panda. Cry more.

>> No.14266360

>>14266335
I gotta save this for later.

>> No.14266363

>>14266338
>>14266346
>They can't get past the panda

>> No.14266369

>>14266338
>>14266346
1. If it doesn't have loli, shota, or guro, it's going to be on g.e-hentai, which doesn't require anything special to visit.
2. nhentai will grab and post it soon enough.
3. Literally all you have to do to get past the panda is make an account on a different site and log in.

It's honestly more effort for you to sit here and comment about it than it is to get around the panda.

>> No.14266370

>>14266331
No.

>>14266308
Doubley no.

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14266371

>>14266363
Those plebs not in muh sekrit club will never cease to make me laugh

>> No.14266372

>>14266363
>CC Ren Xiongao sitting in front of a book store with Ex-hentai on its sign.
>"Oooooh? Don't know the secret password boya? You want that one over there."
>Cue Anon standing in front of a loli Ren in a folding chair, the sign behind her reading G.e-hentai.
>She tells him to "Come on in!" with a smile as the sounds of a party come from where he just was.
>"Damn panda..."

>> No.14266373

>>14266372
>loli
>g.e
Shouldn't it be the other way around

>> No.14266374

>>14266372
Is she saying I belong at Weenie Hut Hentai?

>> No.14266376

>>14266373
It's a joke on it being the place for kids.

>> No.14266377

>>14266369
I'll keep this in mind.

>> No.14266381

>>14266372
I've got to side with >>14266373
Given the content the hide behind the SadPanda, wouldn't it make more sense for the loli to be the one guarding Exhentai?

Loli Panda can kick your ass.

>> No.14266382

>>14266374
Yes.

>> No.14266384

>>14266172
>tfw you get to sleep with hundreds of different monster girls, but only because they just use you to scratch the itch and none of them ever husbando you
CONFLICTED FEELINGS

>> No.14266390

>>14266384
Probably you will end with one with a healing fetish.

Looks like a win-win to me.

>> No.14266398

>>14266390
Don't think blue slimes will be very interested in healing.

>> No.14266400

Hurricane please go away, I just want to go home and write.

>> No.14266401

>>14266390
>healing fetish
Does this even exist?

>> No.14266402

>>14266224
I'd start doing strength training instead of all cardio all the time. I'd also find a wilderness survival course to enroll in and apply for a gun license. When M-Day hits, I intend to be as deep innawoods as I can fucking get, preferably with my family in towe and my friends in the national forestry service along. It'll be much easier to protect our female relatives from occasional feral were-girls out in the hinterlands than from the ENDLESS SUCCUBI HORDES that the cities will turn into.

>> No.14266403

>>14266381
>>14266373

Fine.

>Loli Ren Xiongao sitting in front of a book store with Ex-hentai on its sign.
>"Oh! You don't know the password?" she says, a small, sad smile forming as she raises a hand "Sorry oniichan but you want the one over there!"
>Cue Anon standing in front of a CC Ren in a folding chair, the sign behind her reading G.e-hentai.
>"Hello Boya! Couldn't get the password?"
>Behind him the sounds of a party are raging at E.x-hentai, the loli giving a yelp as she's pulled back into the building, a man flying through the window a moment later before she grumpily exits and takes her seat
>CC Ren just sits there, reading a book and completely ignoring you.
>Damn panda....

>> No.14266407

>>14266400
HURRICANE HERNANDEZ GIVING THE MISOGYNERDS WHAT FOR

>> No.14266408

>>14266341
keep this shit up

>> No.14266412

>>14266407
SHE HAS NO STYLE

>> No.14266414

>>14266407
I... what?

>> No.14266418

>>14266412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08YjzmvSx_o

>> No.14266431

What will you do when MG-Day hits?

>> No.14266434

>>14266431
Get myself a cute waifu.

>> No.14266436

>>14266431
Lock the door.

>> No.14266442

>>14266431
Keep the sand out of your weapons! Keep those actions clear! I'll see you on the road!

>> No.14266443

>>14266431
Buy myself a chastity cage.

>> No.14266444

>>14266431
Wait, outside in the backyard

>> No.14266445

>>14266431
Shitpost on /mgt/

>> No.14266446

>>14266431
do my usual routine like everything was the same.

>> No.14266450

>>14266431
wake up

>> No.14266451

>>14266431
Wrangle a Wurm

>> No.14266453

If monstergirls actually came to us would these threads even exist anymore?

>> No.14266454

>>14266431
Put a poster on the window that says "Vampires and Amazons welcome"

>> No.14266456

I want to give a Monster Girl belly rubs in front of another Monster Girl!

>> No.14266461

>>14266453
The internet wouldn't exist anymore eventually.

>> No.14266462

>>14266453
These threads would be populated by people who shut themselves in to avoid monstergirls, and monstergirls pretending to be humans to lure those anons out.

>> No.14266464

>>14265575
According to KC there is no such thing as a male monster. Incubuses are still human. Just more powerful, harder to kill, and longer lived humans. Why wouldn't you want to become one? There is no downside to it in KC's hugbox.

>> No.14266466

>>14266431
I will sit in the center of the city with a "Free Hugs" sign.

>> No.14266477

>>14266462
>monstergirls pretending to be humans to lure those anons out.
I'd like to see them try!

>> No.14266478
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14266478

>>14266335
>subtle heart pupils
love it

>> No.14266479

>>14266464
I asked the same thing. Apparently he doesn't believe in the hugbox.

>> No.14266486

>>14265699
Implying the wandering scholar knows what the fuck he's even talking about. The whole thing is written in hyperbole.

>> No.14266491

>>14266308
>He can't recognize Angry Orchard's whinging

>> No.14266495

>>14266431
Wait for the waifu to find me

Fucking hell. Why do I have to solve four captchas

>> No.14266496

>>14266335
that's some good shit, and I normally don't even like slimes all that much

>> No.14266499

>>14266431
Go out and kidnap an Alp.

>> No.14266504

>>14266431
Try to protect my family. Fail.
Watch in horror as my father is subdued and raped because my mother is only human and human women can't mark a man to make it clear that he belongs to them like monster girls can.
Watch in horror as my sister's future is stolen from her as she is converted into a pornographic caricature of her real self and abandons her dream of becoming a botanist because it would take up too much time she could otherwise spend fucking her boyfriend.
Watch with incredibly mixed feelings as my mother is similarly converted, finally freeing her from decades of neuropathic pain and saving her from otherwise inevitable opiate addiction at the cost of the irrevocable rewriting of her personality.
Wait for everyone to get too caught up in the mindless fucking to notice that I'm missing, then find a quiet corner somewhere way out of the way to kill myself in.

>> No.14266508

>>14266431
Waiting for the worms. MG-Day will be the day after I die.

>> No.14266511

>>14266504
Or, you know, you could just think of the invasion in terms of your headcanon like any other reasonable anon.

>> No.14266513

>>14266504
edgy as fuck

>> No.14266517
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14266517

What MG w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ should end up in this situation if we had a popularity poll?

Filename relevant.

>> No.14266522

What MGs would the females in your family monsterize into?

>> No.14266523

>>14266504
So, MGpocalypse is basically The Last of Us, but with monstergirls?

>> No.14266524

>>14266517
Jinn of the Jar.

>> No.14266525
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14266525

>>14266511
Not everyone chooses to headcanon everything into a rainbows-and-sweeties happyland where nothing bad happens and everything turns out super for everyone, anon.

>> No.14266527

>>14266522

My mom would turn into a Kikimora

>> No.14266531

>>14266522
What family?

;_;

>> No.14266533

>>14266511
It's a very strange situation. There's an initial adjustment period probably lasting several months during which half of the population is extremely unhappy, after which the human race as a whole probably becomes far, far happier than it ever was before.

Value is clearly lost, but value is equally clearly gained. On the net, are things made better? I honestly can't tell.

>>14266513
Look at this man and realize that he cares nothing for the suffering of others so long as he, personally, is satisfied.

>>14266523
It works like pretty much any global pandemic works, anon.

>>14266522
Statistically? Succubi. I sincerely hope that mom enjoys not having to hurt anymore.

>> No.14266535

>>14266525
Well not everybody is a fag like you Mr. Edgelord. I only headcanon out the really bad shit that could happen to me or the people I care about though, everyone else can get fucked.

>> No.14266540

>>14266533
>I sincerely hope that mom enjoys not having to hurt anymore.
I fucking feel that anon, my mom has a whole lot of health issues, mist of which aren't fixable even with drugs.

>> No.14266541

>>14266525
Because he seems so thrilled with the exaggerated cannon. I mean, you can tell he gets off to it because he said he'd kill himself.

I don't understand the suffering fags. They cling to their "muh canon" and then complain that everything's shit. If you don't like it, join the hugbox.

>> No.14266545

>>14266522
Kikimora would be best. Free household servants.

Also, what happens to all the males in the family in this scenario? Do they alp and then turn into MGs, or do they all get kidnapped?

>> No.14266546

>>14266522
My mom, maybe an Owl Harpy or a Crow Tengu
Sister, probably a Kakuen or a Cheshire

>> No.14266549

>>14266545
Forcibly waifu'd, just like you or me.

>> No.14266550

>>14266522
My mom would probably turn into a Kejourou since she's a hair dresser.

>> No.14266551

>>14266533
Nobody suffers, faggot. You post this shit every time something like this pops up to start shit.

>> No.14266554

>>14266549
>Forcibly waifu'd

Sorry, you're alone on this one Alp. You want to be made a waifu, well, to each their own.

>> No.14266557

>>14266533
>>14266540
And then one day you'll wake up to discover she suffocated in the night.

>> No.14266561

>>14266554
No dummy, everyone gets a waifu forced on them, they don't become the waifu themselves.

>> No.14266564

>>14266561
the term is husbandod

>> No.14266567

>>14266540
It's one of the handful of unequivocally positive things that would come out of MG-Day. My mom's pain finally goes away. My cousin doesn't hear voices anymore. My friend's spinal defect is fixed. Demon magic can do a lot of good for certain people.

>>14266551
All the poor fuckers who get kidnapped and raped repeatedly probably qualify as suffering up until the demon magic mindfucks them into liking it, anon.

>>14266557
I'm sorry you feel the need to lash out like that, anon.

>> No.14266573

>>14266535
>calls other people edgelords
>"everyone else can get fucked"

Are you fucking serious?

>> No.14266576

>>14266567
I wasn't lashing out. I was relating a personal anecdote.

>> No.14266580
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14266580

>>14266541
>They cling to their "muh canon" and then complain that everything's shit. If you don't like it, join the hugbox.

As a sufferingfaggot, perhaps I can shed some light on this. Complaining about monsters' evilness and the ruin they would bring is half the point for some of us. The fetish is (or at least was, back in the early days) about hatefuck rape. The delicious, bittersweet cocktail of shame, loathing, and ecstacy at being sexually used by a creature you truly despise is not something you can experience unless you truly despise it, and think it to be genuinely ruinous to mankind.

So THAT'S why we complain that everything's shit. You're supposed to loathe it with your brain while your traitorous dick loves it. That contradiction is the principal draw of the monstergirl fetish to some.

>> No.14266583

>>14266576
God, anon, my heart. I'm terribly sorry.

>> No.14266595

Wanna cuddle chubby monster girls!

Gonna cuddle chubby monster girls!

>> No.14266597

>>14266580
Isn't that the entire point of the subgenre of paladin-getting-raped stories? The whole "No, boner, you have betrayed me!" thing?

>> No.14266598

>>14266580
That's actually somewhat enlightening. Thank you.

I'll unashamedly wish for the hugbox all day. There's a lot of things wrong with this world, why would I want more of the same? It would be nice if some good could happen in our lives.

>> No.14266601
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14266601

>>14266580
That's dumb. I just want a fuck a hot dragon lady who loves me unconditionally.

>> No.14266602

>>14266595
No, you are not. Monstergirls don't exist, and even if they did, they would not be interested in someone like you.

>> No.14266603

>>14266561
Tenses, anon.

"Anon is shooting" versus "Anon was shot"
"Anon is hugging" versus "Anon was hugged."
"Anon is fucking" versus "Anon was fucked"
"I'm going to waifu X" versys "I was waifu'd"
Giving it out versus receiving it

Ergo, if it ends in a verb that sounds past tense (waifu'd) the default for many is to assume you were waifu'd by an anon, and not doing the waifuing yourself to someone else. Particularly since the verb is obviously female, so sounds like the person getting waifu'd is the girl in the relationship.

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>> No.14266606

>>14266601
He was being really civil about that. Why would you post this?

I'm with you on the unconditional love part, but really?

>> No.14266607

>>14266602
Don't lie, anon. He'd be in the middle of a devil bug cuddle huddle.

>> No.14266610

>>14266603
Ok, thanks nerd.

>> No.14266614

>>14266605
Big deal, she's faster. She'll be burned out after a few miles tops.

>> No.14266615

>>14266597
Essentially, yes.
(I wish there were enough of them that I could call it a sub-genre without sighing sadly)

>> No.14266616

>>14266602
No! Wanna cuddle chubby monster girls! GONNA cuddle chubby monster girls!

>> No.14266621

>>14266615
I don't like them because it's kind of a boring genre, at least in my opinion.

>> No.14266623

>>14266580
I'm just a sufferingfag because it helps to get out some of the bad feelings.
Sometimes I'm sad, sometimes I like being sad together.
Not too much sexual gratification in that.

>> No.14266624

>>14266601
>Stop liking what I don't like
I agree with your tastes and love wing cocooning to boot, but c'mon anon.

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>>14266616
Let's talk chub.

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14266639

>tfw no land animal Jubjub equivalents

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>>14266632
Whats there to talk about

>> No.14266642

>>14266567
>Demon magic can do a lot of good for certain people.
Nice try, Lilim. I'm still not gonna worship La Reina de los Demonios.

>> No.14266645

>>14266640
>>14266632
Fatness is disgusting.

>> No.14266648

>>14266639
They already have poor flight capabilities. They're basically fluffy pink chickens with huge tits.

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>>14266640
About why it is the greatest

>> No.14266650

>>14266642
I want Lilims and faggots who pose as Lilims to go

>> No.14266653

>>14266517
roper

>> No.14266654
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>>14266645
There is a difference between fat and chub, you do not know the difference

>> No.14266655

I hope there aren't any rules against polls, but I'm curious about how many people enjoy the different possible settings.

http://strawpoll.me/5824453

>> No.14266657

>>14266654
Right back at you, cholesterol-enabler.

>> No.14266659

>>14266648
What'd happen if you gave them stronk running legs, and replaced their wings with Familiar-esque arms, all while retaining the huge Jub jugs?

>> No.14266660

>>14266639
i love Jubjub and SnowJub

>> No.14266661
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>>14266657
>He doesn't appreciate healthy girls

What a moron. Get out of here before the feds catch up to you pedo.

>> No.14266669

>>14266655
I tried to keep things neutral. Be honest.

>> No.14266670

>>14266659
i'd rather just have the Jubjub and the Familiar together in my bed

>> No.14266671

>>14266661
Go back to America, Mexico, Samoa, wherever your waddling lard-sack ass came from.

>> No.14266673

>>14266580
>>14266623
I don't like the term "sufferingfag" because it implies something that isn't true. It's not like I want all stories to be art films describing a heroin addict selling their skin for a chance for their son to go to college but it turns out THEIR SON WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME (narrated by Werner Herzog). I don't masturbate to pictures of starving African children.

I just insist on the general principle that stories need conflict to be interesting, which necessitates that someone not like what's happening.

Watch as I write the perfect "hugbox" (also hate that word) greentext.

>one day monster girls everywhere
>everybody gets the waifu(s) they want
>they all love each other very much
>and also have ludicrous amounts of ludicrously good sex
>this goes on forever
>the end

BEHOLD MY WORLD OF SUNSHINE AND HAPPINESS. Everyone's happy and I'd fucking love to live there because it's unequivocally better than the world I'm living in right now! If I had a button that would instantly transform this world into that one I'd press it without a second thought because HOLY SHIT do you even comprehend what a massive improvement that would be over the way things actually are?

It's just an unfortunate quirk of human psychology that while living in such a scenario would be mind-blowingly amazing, reading a story about someone living in such a scenario is mind-meltingly dull. Someone has to be unhappy about the way things are and what is happening to them so that I can vicariously experience their triumph and satisfaction at overcoming the source of their unhappiness.

>> No.14266680

>>14266673
So then, you're a normal reader? Suffering fag implies you actually DO get off to.. suffering.

As a reader, I want conflict, and plot, and development. I agree with you. It's not a story without. But as a person, I'd happily take the hugbox.

>> No.14266684

>>14266341
>You're really warm now, I can feel it, you're excited, you're giving off such nice pheromones, it's making me dizzy
>This is it, if you don't turn away now, I won't be able to stop myself
>Keep my promise? To not let go? Cheeky, but if you're sure, here I come. Just stay still, okay?
>It's so hot! We kept it waiting too long you think? I didn't think it would be throbbing this much, it's almost like second heartbeat. 'fwooo',such a nice reaction, and it's already leaking so much the head it glistening, don't worry, I'll warm it right up. OOMMGH. MMM.
>Can you hear me? Don't be so surprised, something like this is nothing to a succubus. Yes, I am speaking directly to your mind while sucking on you, how did you think we became such great lovers,? I can give you what you want before even you know you want it, now that lovely voice, let me hear more of it
>You're so big, and your scent, it's invading me, my mouth is overflowing with drool, I'll lick it all around and suck on it strongly
>How is it, my technique? Does it feel good when I lick you HERE? Or when I tease you THERE? Fufufu, such nice thoughts, you love my mouth, you want to violate it without conscience or restraint, to let your taste swim in it until that's all there is, to ram it all the way down my throat over, and over, and over and watch me struggle to breathe
>Look at you, listening to your own dirty thoughts spoken by another has really fired you up. I can feel it getting bigger and hotter, don't hold back, knock me as you like, those horns of mine you like so much, what could you use them for I wonder? YES. GOOD! DON'T HOLD BACK, DO ME ROUGH! TRY TO MESS ME UP!
>!!!
>(He's coming. He's coming. There's so much. It's so syrupy. More. Give me more. All of it. Until no more can go in)
>AHHH. I's so tasty. You saved a lot, I actually thought I would overflow, but the night's still young, you've still have fight left in you. I know you do
>Can you see inside? My cervix is opening and closing. It's almost like it's breathing? It wants your milk. AHH! YOUR FINGERS! No, don't tease mee! Don't lick me the-HIII! I'm...you? Tasty. Sweet. You want to drink me tooOOO!? My legs are giving out! Don't make me wait anymore, please, I need you now. There, just like that, do it slowly, take your time, savor it with me, this pleasure, take your thing, and split me open slowly
>I can feel your heat, moving in and out, it's wonderful, making me tingle all over. My breast, there, stay right there. Your hair, is so soft, unff, let me smell it. My wings, I'll wrap us up, this smell, mine and your together, I can't get enough, I won't let it go! Hold my hands in yours. Yes, just like this. You're all the way inside, you're knocking against my deepest parts. I can feel you in my belly, beating and scraping. I want it more. I 'll take it all! What? No, no don't show me that, it too much! Your want, your love... don't! If you show me anymore, I'm going to die from too much happiness! MMMNF! (A kiss. A kiss. I'm being kissed by my lover) Ah? You can tell? I'm crying. I was...so lonely. I just, wanted someone to love me. MMN. I'm so happy that I found you
>Tee hee, what are you doing? Who kisses someone's eyes? You want to drink my tears? You really are an incorrigible pervert <3

>> No.14266688

>>14266655
>http://strawpoll.me/5824453
>RPG winning
Good, a realistic setting where both good and bad things can happen is far more interesting than a hugbox or suffering fest.

>> No.14266691

>>14266688
Add one extra vote to RPG. It won't let me vote for some reason.

>> No.14266693
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I need stories. Stories about Manticores.

>> No.14266694

So, it seems like the majority of anons want the universe to emulate real life. Life isn't a hugbox, but not necessarily shit.

For those of you who voted that way, why?
1. Why did you not choose suffering or hugbox?
2. Is this representative of how you prefer the setting of a story or the setting you'd choose if you could somehow step over to such a world?

For all you waifu fags:
I don't blame you, but why did you vote the way you did?

>> No.14266695

>>14266522
Mom-Kikimora or crow tengu
Aunt-Nurse, so, maybe a lich?
Second and third aunt, Angels, real bible thumpers those
Fourth aunt, Nureonago.

>> No.14266697

>>14266624
>>14266606
I probably should have used weird instead of dumb. I just didn't think there were people in this thread that were such massive masochists. I can get behind a little bit of masochism but wanting to be used as a cumpump for someone you hate is fucking bizarre. I enjoy a good suffering story now and again, but I'd never want to self insert into one. Sorry for coming off as rude.

>> No.14266700

>>14266684
>YES. GOOD! DON'T HOLD BACK, DO ME ROUGH! TRY TO MESS ME UP!
What a lovely semen demon.

>> No.14266701

>>14266694
1) The festival of suffering and the hugbox are both only good for masturbation, and I've already wanked today.
2) Setting of a story, no question. If I were making a world I was going to actually live in I'd build the hugbox.

>> No.14266705

>>14266697
Fair enough.

>> No.14266707

>>14266688
I really need to get back to my suffering paladin writefagging.

>> No.14266708

>>14266694
>1. Why did you not choose suffering or hugbox?
Both would feel unnatural. You can't have eternal good or bad, there must be balance. Not always 50:50, but balance nonetheless.

>2. Is this representative of how you prefer the setting of a story or the setting you'd choose if you could somehow step over to such a world?
Yes. I'm not here to be consoled, I'm here to be entertained. Whether it's gritty post-apocalyptic rapefest, or super happy waifu honeymoon, there has to be some spice to it to make it any good.

>> No.14266709

>Extraterrestrial monstergirls
I can see it now, the world is reacting to the news that we're not alone, and SETI is trying to exchange scientific info with them through a transmission directed at their star.
Many years later we get a reply. Its just a shitload of porn and a message that translates to "Ayy bayy you want some fuk?"

>> No.14266712

I want 12 foot kobold to snuggle with me.

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>>14266694
I voted for suffering, because... well, what >>14266580 said.
Reverse rape, mindbreak, and hatefucks are what I'm here for.

>> No.14266719

>>14266694
Because it lets you tell any kind of story you want in one consistent universe, from child soldiers in shithappenstan to the adventure of the cute daughters that got lost in the mall.

It's what makes the real world interesting, and exploring the strengths and weaknesses of those creatures in different scenarios is a fun exercise.

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>>14266719
>It's what makes the real world interesting
If the real world was interesting, we wouldn't be here.

>> No.14266726

>>14266694
Hugbox is too forced and unnatural and so is suffering. both end up wanking to themselves to justify their own existence. Yes to the second question as well.

>> No.14266727

>>14266707
Paladin-kun?
That's the only SUFFERING Paladin story I know of. Not that we have many Paladin stories to begin with anyway.

>> No.14266730

>>14266580
I guess that's interesting. I still think your taste is absolute garbage, but interesting.

>> No.14266731

>>14266684
Lucky guy.

>> No.14266733

>>14266725
>Only having one interest

>> No.14266737

>>14266693
What is it with you and Fake Mofu.

Next I bet you want to post the Mofucore...

>> No.14266738

>>14266694
>1.
Because those are retarded, and deserve no further consideration.
>2.
As far as I'm concerned, that's the only setting worth having.

>> No.14266742

>>14266737
No I just want recommended Manticore reading.

>> No.14266744

Very interesting poll. Thanks guys.

However, I feel like I should have split that up into two questions. One for story setting and another for the setting you'd prefer to be a part of.

As >>14266673 said. There may have been others who would have had two different answers.

>> No.14266746

>>14266727
I started one a long time ago about a Paladin who leaves the Order after killing his rookie companion for murdering a Jinko family because he's fed up with their shit. It involved a succubutt that can't speak

>> No.14266751

>>14266043
I love me some thick, chubby monstergirls, so this is quite nice to see. I personally want to date a chubby monstergirl, wonder where I can find some to ask on a date?

>> No.14266753

>>14266746
Oh that one. That somehow managed to be edgier than Paladin-kun's for the intro alone.

>> No.14266754

>>14266694
>I don't blame you, but why did you vote the way you did?
I want a/some hot, powerful, sexually aggressive woman/women in my life who loves/love me. I really don't care about much else past that. Even if monster girls became real and were detrimental to human society I probably wouldn't care because I'm a selfish prick.

>> No.14266755

>>14266746
I remember that story. You ever going to do anything with it?

>> No.14266756

>>14266491
>angry orchard
disgusting, pick a better brewery

>> No.14266761

>>14266746
The current story I'm on was going to be with an MC that can't speak, but after about 5 pages I realised it was a pointless cumbersome device and I changed him back to a normie.
Good luck on not fucking up like me, I guess?

>> No.14266764

>>14266753
Wasn't really going for edgy. Although it doesn't surprise me that Anon has trouble differentiating edge from dark.

>>14266755
I really should, I also need to get back to writing about Horny Nerd Anubis and Healthy Tease Hellhound

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I want a succubus to STOP BLOCKING THE TELEVISION I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY SHOW JESUS CHRIST I SEE THAT ASS ENOUGH AS IT IS

>> No.14266766

>>14266761
A protagonist that can't speak in writing form sounds interesting, How it turns out really depends on how you go about the narrative.

>> No.14266767

>>14266148
I think any reptilian or undead mostergirl wold be attracted to e. I'm friendly, get along well with reptiles in real life, and in winter I generate lots of heat, meaning any cold monstergirls wold love to warm up against me.

>> No.14266769

>>14266764
Not him, but I wasn't a big fan of the murder. I mean, now he'll never learn that the cause he was fighting for was a lie.

>> No.14266772

>>14266765
>dat Kamen Rider broach

>> No.14266774

>>14266764
>Although it doesn't surprise me that Anon has trouble differentiating edge from dark.
He straight up murders a fellow paladin and decides to side with the monsters in the intro.

>> No.14266776

>>14266756
At least it isn't Redd's, mate. Redd's would make even an Oni turn a blind eye.

>> No.14266777

>>14265947
My theory on centaurs is that it's a too real for comfort thing. Bitches are literally just horses with a woman for a head. We can see that anywhere with some creative stitching. But arachnes for example, if you went with the 1:1 scale like you could a centaur, you'd have half a woman on half a tiny spider. It doesn't quite work as giant spiders don't exist. The fact that the spider bit is massive lends itself better to fantasy and it is far easier to imagine that an arachne isn't a sum of two parts, but a whole unto herself. The centaur on the other hand, is so easy to equate as the sum of two parts so it's easy to pick on them for one of their parts. That and you can't really fuck a spider. Spiders don't fuck. They drop semen balls an run away, horses fuck like us mammals, so that's why you get horsefuckers and not spiderfuckers.

>> No.14266780

>>14266776
Actually, I've heard really good things about angry orchards cinnamon seasonal. I also really enjoy the iceman.

>> No.14266782

What's worse?
The MGE system where only monstergirls are born,
The SMT system where a human is born but with magical powers,
or the rune factory system where the child can change between forms?

>> No.14266783

>>14266769
Not entirely certain what you mean mostly because I don't know the context of what you mean by 'the cause.' I was trying to do a story about the aftermath of the entire incident. I will say I certainly have trouble with writing stories that are quickly consumable unless it's smut

>>14266774
Indeed. I'd like to hear more from Anon about what defines 'edge.' I certainly want to avoid being edgy while still telling a grim story.

Bare in mind I was trying a writing style I hadn't before so I love the feedback.

>> No.14266785

>>14266769
See, I don't get the anons who see the paladins as "evil". If they don't defend against the monsters then humanity will get overrun and go extinct. The monsters don't give any fucks about your choice to stay with a human wife, she's going to be a succubus and you will like it. I wouldn't be cool with that personally, if I end up with a monstergirl it'll be my own decision to do so.

>> No.14266788

>>14266756
When I want your whiney-assed elitist opinion on whatever I drink I'll give it to you. I'm all out of Wychwood so all I have left is Cinnful Apple and I don't feel like going to the local Wegman's

>TFW no Ara Ara Dryad to make it worth the time to drink this shit

>> No.14266792

>>14266783
Oh, I was referring to the whole "the monstergirls aren't evil monsters anymore" thing.

>> No.14266794

>>14266782
they all sound fine to me

>> No.14266795

>>14266783
>Indeed. I'd like to hear more from Anon about what defines 'edge.'
It feels like you're being sarcastic here.

>> No.14266796

>>14266684
>Oh? I felt it tingle again. Pervert, pervert, pervert. But I'm a pervert too, so we're perfect for each other. Mmn. I can feel it getting big again, you want to cum inside me, don't you? It's okay, you've gotten this far, now do this last thing for me. Let yourself go, give me you, and in return, I'll give you all of me. Now cum, cum for me, CUUUUUM!
>Hah, Hah, I love you
>You're sinking now, no, don't worry I'll be here right next to you, we'll never be alone again, I promise. Sleep now my darling, I'll be here to keep you safe, forever and always

And that's that, my first time doing lovey dovey stuff so I hope I didn't give anyone diabetes, unless that's what they wanted. Hope you approve.

>> No.14266797

>>14266780
Really? I'll have to pick up a bottle sometime.

/mgt/, the blood moon happened in October. Do you think the Demon Lord and her army of Echidnas (Echidnae?) will be coming this Halloween?

>> No.14266798

>>14266783
If your story contains a murder, it's edgy.
Not rocket science here people.

>> No.14266804

>>14266796
Honestly? The first part was amazing but after that it started getting a bit... I don't know, generic green text?

>> No.14266805

>>14266785
Dude, seriously. We've been up and down this. Use your headcannon if you don't like KCs cannon.

I'm pretty sure even KC didn't mean to imply that. In fact, i thought he said outright that (cuckings the word, right?) isn't a thing. They respect your wife. Whether or not they monsterize her is up to your cannon.

>> No.14266808

>>14266765
>MG GF is blocking the TV, laying in front of it on her stomach, legs up and in the air
>You tell her to move but she ignores you or writes you off smugly
>You get up from where you are and lie on top of her, wrapping your arms around her waist and trapping her arms at her sides, as you keep her head down with you chin
>her attempts to buck you off are futile as are her gentle kicks
>she resigns herself to this fate and you two just watch TV like this until you fall asleep in a sort of awkward nap

>> No.14266809

A while back I started writing a story about a dude that gets flattened by a tree while hammocking and ends up in MONSTERGIRL LAND for reasons unknown. I've been busy as hell with split session courses this semester, so hopefully I can get more written during Thanksgiving break. Fuck those classes, enrolling in them was a huge mistake.

>> No.14266811

>>14266796
I liked it. I agree with >>14266804 that the tone shifted a bit, but I still enjoyed it. Succubutts don't get enough decent writing. As to the lovey dovey, yeah, I needed that. Thank you.

>> No.14266812

>>14266146
you must realize that his prices change according to your details

>> No.14266814

>>14266694
Too much dark becomes alienating and is a bit of a repellent. Conflict drives a plot, but only if it's meaningful. If you have suffering, it has to be for a legitimate reason instead of showing just how the world sucks balls. On the other hand, a world without conflict quickly becomes dull and mundane. It's like that Twilight Zone episode 'A Nice Place to Visit'; to have everything handed to you on a silver platter would drive you to boredom without something unplanned to shake things up.

The problem is trying to find that section of middle ground that appeals to as many as possible. The ranges are too varied, and it's a fool's errand to try and please everyone.

>> No.14266815

>>14266805
"cannon"

Yep, about time for bed.

>> No.14266816

>>14266798
It wasn't the murder in itself, it was the reasoning.
>Paladin sees another paladin routinely kill monsters because its their duty to rid the world of them
>but today for some reason he thinks humans should just bow before the demon lord or something so he just gets his sword and murders his friend for it.
>and is painted as the good guy for doing so - THIS ESPECIALLY IS THE EDGY PART.

>> No.14266824

>>14266095
That was nice dewd. I like the open ending. Though I personally would have preferred it if he got over his disgust for her. Lotta potential for cuteness there.

>> No.14266840

>>14266804
Yeah, I agree with that statement. What can I say, halfway through it I got kind of lost. Oh well, trial and error I guess.

>>14266811
Allright then.

>> No.14266843

>>14266694
Because balance is best.

>> No.14266848

>>14266751
Fuck you you're not allowed to like it.

>> No.14266851

Breasts or Ass?

>> No.14266852

>>14266851
Legs, especially with a nice thigh-gap

>> No.14266854

>>14266851
The booty

>> No.14266855

>>14266852
How do you like your legs?

>> No.14266856

>>14266851
Legs, and nice hair.

>> No.14266858

>>14266851
Kloah is my prophet.

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>>14266816
I feel like your retelling of my story is extremely shallow.

I'll link it here for reference...
http://pastebin.com/t7FBsGV8

I'd like to point out that the paladin with him was no friend, in actuality they are referred to as being new in the field based on what I wrote. There was also nothing alluding to 'good' or 'bad.' I find something significant in storytelling is that things simply are. Taking sides while telling a story when unneeded can really screw up your reader's perception of things.

Allow me to digress..

Monster Girls.

>> No.14266860

>>14266851
Yes.

>> No.14266862

>>14266851
midriff

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>>14266852
Thigh gap a great.

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>>14266798
>If your story contains a murder, it's edgy.
>I've been writing a story that has a murder and a backstory murder

The thread's going to blow up, I guess.

>> No.14266867

>>14266866
It depends on how it's handled, really.

>> No.14266869

>>14266859
the deed was already done, and he butchered her. I think what the other anon is getting at is that it was overly sudden and unexplained.

>> No.14266871

>>14266866
Don't listen to that faggot. Edgy, along with gary stu and a few others, are words that have lost all meaning here.

>> No.14266872

>>14266866
What got murdered?

>> No.14266874

>>14266848
Whoa man, easy, I said chubby/thick girls, not obese girls. I just think that a monstergirl with like an extra 5-10 pounds on her can look real cute, that's just my opinion.

>> No.14266877

What monstergirl would be a huge weeaboo and abuse the mona font feature?

>> No.14266879

>>14266866
Alright this bugged me for the longest time so I'm fixing it now

>> No.14266880

>>14266804
Guess I scared and went with the usual. Any pointers?

>> No.14266884
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>>14266866
>>14266879
It's fixed this is proper this is what it should've looked like fucking wurm retard

>> No.14266888

>>14266869
I can't change your interpretation and will only say I disagree. Not gonna continue explaining my reasoning behind my story direction.

>> No.14266893
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14266893

Monster girl's monster parts (horns, wings, tail, etc.) being sexually sensitive.

Yes or No?

>> No.14266896

>>14266874
I meant that as in fuck off for not hating the Chubwock thing.

>> No.14266898

>>14266888
That's fine, I'm not going to get autistic about it.

>>14266893
Isn't that half the point?

>> No.14266899

>>14266893
That's pretty standard grandpa.

>> No.14266902

>>14266896
Why would we hate the chubwock? Why would we hate any wock? You should love and take every wock.

>> No.14266904

>>14266798
>If your story contains a murder, it's edgy.
>Not rocket science here people.
I hope this is sarcasm

>> No.14266905

>>14266896
>Chubwock already has a hater

Pls go.

>> No.14266906

>>14266893
If they are vestigial, yes.

>> No.14266907

>>14266855
Long, nicely shaped, delicious thighs (especially if they're complemented by hips built for caressing)

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>> No.14266909

>>14266871
It sounds like people using fancy words to bash shit that isn't to their tastes.
That, or they're trying to get a rise.
Let's ignore 'em.

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>>14266866
>>14266884
>those piddly little Wurmlet claws
Hnnngh. Shame Wurms are total retards, but at least Ryus exist.

>> No.14266915

>>14266893
I'm in a bit of a mixed stance when it comes to horns, but in general, Yeah.

>> No.14266918

>>14266893
>>14266898
Misread that. Sexually sensitive, huh? I've always kind of assumed so.

I'd love to lick and nibble and love bite a succubus' tail spade and watch her squirm as I fuck her.

>> No.14266922

>>14266904
>>14266909
I feel though that I shouldn't make stories that aren't smut/cute if there's so much ire around it. Feels like I'm making something for the wrong audience.

>> No.14266923

>>14266893
I want to massage a Trolls palms and pull her tail.

>> No.14266926

>>14266922
Do as you wish. Not like anyone can stop you.

>> No.14266929

>>14266915
Attach a rotor to her horn.
Watch her shift back and forth.

>I don't know how horns work. Are they attached to the base of the skull?

>> No.14266938

>>14266384
>Hundreds on monster girls use you for a pump and dump
>Depressed as shit. just want to be loved
>Third Succubus this month blows you off when you ask her if she wants to get dinner
>Whatever, you'll just hit up the Redbox at the grocery store for a shitty movie and order pizza
>You got there at the exact same time as her
>A Manticore
>Fuck
>"Well hey there handsome, looking for something to watch?"
>You tell her that yeah, you are, and you fully expect some ridiculous pickup line to come from it and yet another one night stand
>She stares off to the side like she's thinking for a moment before speaking again
>"Want to watch something together?"
>That was definitely the lamest pickup line you've ever heard, and you politely decline
>"Aw come on!" she says as she wraps an arm around your shoulder
>"It'll be fun!"
>She squeezed a bit when she said fun, and you're pretty sure you're not getting away from her at this point, so you reluctantly accept
>She asks what kind of movies you like, and the two of your scroll through and eventually settle on a really shitty looking Syfy one
>She decides she'll follow you back to your place in her car, and you briefly entertain the idea of trying to lose her but realize that you'll probably fail and the raping you'll get as punishment for trying won't be fun
>You make it back to your place and she parks in the apartment complex's guest parking area, and you again consider making a break for it
>She'll sniff you out though, you know it
>Once more unto the breach, you suppose, at least she seems nice enough to not be so damn impersonal about it
>"Got any snacks?" she asks
>Typical, a free fuck AND free food
>You tell her you were planning to order a pizza
>"Oh, I know a great place! Let me call them."
>As she's placing the order, you go to take a piss
>As soon as the stream starts, she knocks on the door
>And you got piss everywhere because it startled you, shit
>"Hey, you like bacon?"
>You say yeah, and you can hear here walk away while telling the guy on the phone "yeah, bacon on both"
>The pizza comes quick, so there's thankfully not much time for awkward small talk, though she does ask you about yourself
>What you do for a living, etc
>Surprisingly, when the delivery boy tells you it's $24, she shoves $30 into the kid's hand and tells him to keep the change
>Okay, this is new
>The movie starts, and it's predictably bad, but the company makes it funny and the pizza's good too
>As the movie ends you reach for the remote to switch it off, only for her to slide against you and ask if you're up for a little "fun"
>If you say no, she's just going to take what she wants anyways, so you oblige to make things easier for yourself
>It wasn't easy
>She fucked you like she was trying to kill you, and god damn what a bitch she was for taunting you with her pussy only to ram that fucking tailpussy back onto your dick
>You woke up the next morning alone in bed
>Of course, just like always
>You've never been this sore before though
>Your bruises have bruises
>It takes you several minutes just to pull yourself out of bed an onto your feet, but by that time you've noticed the smell
>Food being cooked
>You shuffle yourself out of your bedroom and down the hall and there she is, standing in your kitchen, wearing one of your shirts, cooking breakfast
>You don't know what to make of it, and there goes your spaghetti as you blurt out "Why are you still here?"
>She looks offended
>"Am I not supposed to be?"
>"No, that's not it, it's just, uh..."
>Your thought kind of putters out there
>"You just thought I'd take off once I got what like every other woman you've been with?"
>"Y-yeah..."
>"Well too bad, you're not getting rid of me that easy. I like you. Name's Sarah, by the way."
>"A-Anon."
>"Well Anon, anything you have planned for today?"
>"No, I don't work Saturdays and I've got nothing going on."
>"Great, then let's go on a date!"
>You're not sure if you'll be able to survive sex with her, but you'll be damned if you don't feel happy for a the first time in a long while

>> No.14266939

>>14266922
Some darker stories are good, like Spider and the Fly. Some are just awful, like that one story in which the hellhound daughteru gets put down. Avoiding guro and mindbreak is your best best.

>> No.14266940

>>14266922
Just tell yourself "I don't give a fuck". Put Jon Lajoie on loop and proclaim to the world that you do what you want.

>> No.14266941

>want purpose to a dragon girl
>all you can afford is a average ring
>she has hordes of gold
What should you do show your commitment to her?

>> No.14266943

>>14266941
Semen, a durable schlong and strong abs

>> No.14266944

>>14266902
>>14266905
No fuck off. You're supposed to HATE IT.

>> No.14266948

>>14266940
Like bob did?

>> No.14266949

>>14266941
I brush her teeth to a polish with a soft bristle tooth brush.

>> No.14266951
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>>14266944
Naw

>> No.14266952

>>14266938
I kinda want more.

>>14266941
Give her the average ring anon. You gave it to her, so she'll treat it like her most precious treasure.

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>>14266941
Build a homemade plane that totally wont blow up in my face and challenge her to a duel while ace combat plays in the background

>> No.14266958

>>14266938
There is a warm feeling in my heart now.

>> No.14266959

>>14266944
Why would I hate her? Chubwock is nice, and cute. Why are you angry?

>> No.14266960

>>14266922
I liked it

>>14266941
Cuddle her and tell her how much she means to me?

>> No.14266963

>>14266948
I guess a point also needs to be made about listening to constructive criticism, and not letting your ego get the best of you.

>> No.14266970

>>14266948
Hopefully self moderation and a drive to improve is part of doing what they want then.

>> No.14266976

>>14266963
>>14266970
That was the point I was trying to make. This thread can be really touchy, so writing a story to fit your taste if fine. But writing it because you're a badass rebel whose voice will not be silenced never leads to anything good.

>> No.14266977

>>14266922
If you're writing dark things to get a reaction, then don't do it.

Think of it from your readers perspective. We obviously want to vicariously be a part of it. Is including murder likely to draw us in or push us away? Does it have a purpose within the plot?

Personally, I don't like murder. It's the bad end, only slightly above mindbreak.

>> No.14266982

>>14266976
>But writing it because you're a badass rebel whose voice will not be silenced never leads to anything good.

Except that's always how it comes across whenever you say "Don't give a fuck about what anyone else thinks."

>> No.14266987

>>14266938
More!

>> No.14266989 [SPOILER] 
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>>14266959
Because I want to be HATED.

>> No.14266996
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I like murder and mindbreak. Fuck you.

>> No.14266998

>>14266977
Oh I write for myself and to try out things I haven't before strictly. If you don't like murder as part of a plot then you're already biased. From the perspective of reality I certainly agree but as a basis for storytelling I'd find it terribly restricting to exclude such things based on my own moral purview. I agree that it is an extreme matter even still when writing and should be approached with respect.

One thing I'd like to say though is that sometimes a story is merely that and there are no good ends or bad ends. Just characters and their circumstances.

>> No.14266999

>>14266996
I bet all the kids on the playground think you're the coolest.

>> No.14267001

>Hating murder
The anti-edge fags are worse than the edgefags ever were

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>>14266996

>> No.14267004

>>14266517
Monoeye

>> No.14267007

>>14267003
Help me, I'm dying

>> No.14267014

>>14266982
Less "anyone else", and more "the overwhelming majority"
If a lot of people like your shit, and only a small amount don't, good on you, keep doing what you do.
But when the whole thread makes a fuss about it, consider taking it someplace else.

But, in the end, nobody can stop you from doing what you want, no matter how irrational or disgusting it may be.

I think the only way to stop another Bob spectacle would be to not give them any more attention after the first shitstorm. Because retards will always be retards.

>> No.14267017

>>14267001
Murder is always a bad thing. Its murder.

>> No.14267019
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>Cold, foggy, and rainy day outside
>It's a Sunday with nothing to do
>Get comfy on the living room floor with MG waifu, under some blankets and pillows
>Brew some fancy coffee in you french press
>She disinterestedly reads some magazines that she's spread out beside her
>you put on some music
>you just lazily cuddle and nap away the whole day before going out for a casual dinner later

https://youtu.be/DQg5WUhMP90
>not own the OST on Vinyl

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>>14267017
If there was no murder there would be far less undead.

>> No.14267031

>>14267003
>organ doner
fuck me

>> No.14267033

>>14267019
MG version of Twin Peaks, when?

>"He's raped, wrapped in plastic!"
>Cooper has to solve the mystery of which MG raped Larry Palmer in a sleepy little northwestern town while trying not to get raped by MGs himself

>> No.14267034

>>14266998
I'm biased, sure. But what I was getting at is that murder is kind of the antithesis of the setting.

Let me put it this way: If we assume that neither the paladins or the monsters are evil and are acting as they see best, then one killing the other is obviously wrong. So, it must then somehow be written as being justifiable. Perhaps one of the monsters really is monstrous, or a paladin has lost control and become a being of hatred.

You can't just write in murder for the lulz.

>> No.14267038

>>14267026
What is it about this zombie that makes her so cute?

>> No.14267045

>>14266896
Well then, that fine, you have your opinion, I have mine. I just like it because it's fun and I personally want to date a chubwock, as I've come to like jabberwocks a lot, and chubby girls can be really cute.

>> No.14267065

>>14266976
I was being a bit heavy on the exaggeration with the whole "I DONT GIVE A FUCK" bit. I'm more or less in agreement with your statement. With a bit more on how people shouldn't have this preconceived pressure to limit themselves too strictly.

Yes there are limits and a list of things that can go awry if handled poorly but such things can be circumvented if the writer is competent.

>> No.14267075

>>14267045
I want to fondle her fluffy fanny.

>> No.14267090

>>14267065
Christ man. It's real simple.

>Do you think this will make a good story?
>Does it have anything on the shit list, not the marginal minor slap fights but the real honest and proven short shit list?

The whole "don't give a fuck" is totally unnecessary unless the answer to the second one is yes, and if that's the case then it's a terrible idea.

>> No.14267092

>>14267075
I agree with you sir, I to want to fondle her too, one way or another. I want to cuddle with her and play games while massaging her lovely body.

>> No.14267098

>>14267017
Bad things exist. They are what makes a story believable and real. I swear this place is like bizzaro MGU, just ten time worse. "Only nice things ever! Edgefags leave"

>> No.14267123

>>14267092
Massaging her and feeding her sweets would be lovely.

I would love spoiling a monster girl.

>> No.14267129

How long could you give your monstergirl headpats before it gets awkward?

>> No.14267130

behead those that insult wurms

>> No.14267133

>>14267123
You good sir, just read my mind! I too like spoiling a monstergirl from time to time, just as long as they treat me well and give me plenty of massages back.

>> No.14267134

>>14267129
Until she's no longer enjoying it

>> No.14267135

>>14267129
Depends on the scenario. Is she resting her head in your lap, or just sitting with you in general? Forever, and it still won't get awkward.

>> No.14267137

>>14267129
4 or 5

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>>14267098
>I swear this place is like bizzaro MGU, just ten time worse. "Only nice things ever! Edgefags leave"

That's pretty much what MGU was like, tbh.

Un(?)fortunately, KC was one of those people yelling "Only nice things ever! Edgefags leave", and since they didn't, he C&D'd them.

That they are remembered for the handful of truculent grimdark dissidents that caused their demise, instead of their overwhelming majority of saccharine waifufags that sustained them for years, is one of the great ironies of mg historiography.

>> No.14267141

>>14267129
Not even a fraction of a second.

Touching in general has always felt awkward to me.

>> No.14267147

>>14267140
>That they are remembered for the handful of truculent grimdark dissidents that caused their demise, instead of their overwhelming majority of saccharine waifufags that sustained them for years, is one of the great ironies of mg historiography.
Never went there so I only have secondhand knowledge, but yeah that's pretty damn ironic.

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>>14267141
Someone needs to be taught the joy of cuddles

>> No.14267152

>>14267129
I suppose after she orgasms from it and I keep headpatting her anyways.

>> No.14267155

>>14267147
>the minority complaining about the majority
Sounds about right.

>> No.14267170

>All this discussion about wherever or not people want any stories with death in them
>Right when I was planning a story in which the main character dies in the first chapter

Well, darn.

>> No.14267174

>>14267170
If it's the main character, clearly they're not dead forever.
Dying and becoming undead is way different than dying and being dead forever.

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>>14267170
Hey, I once drafted a story about a fall from Heaven, with an angel as main girl where the protagonist died 10,000 years before the first chapter.

spooky

>> No.14267184

>>14267170
Getting some strong YuYu Hakusho vibes off of this

>> No.14267185

>>14267170
It is what it is. Unless you go full ANIMAL CONTROL, no one really gives a shit about what people call 'edge'. Worst case is you write it an no one reads it. No one really goes out of their way to shitpost about darkness as they do the doms and yuri and other things.

>> No.14267190

>>14267174
He might be pulling the ancient prologue trick of making you think a character is a main character and then snuffing them out when the real story begins. Or any of the variants like that one scifi book where the first chapter is a starship navigator dreaming about making it big in the first chapter and then his ship is attacked by pirates and he spends the rest of the story as a brain in a box pilot tied into a kamikaze frigate

>> No.14267194

>>14267190
Whenever I think of characters dying out of the gate I think of Ga-Rei zero. That fucking show...

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ded thread?

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>>14267019
comfy greentexts are da bess

>> No.14267206

>>14267200
>>14267199
I'd get comfy with an alp.

>> No.14267208

>>14267200
Well, at least some alps have taste.

>> No.14267209

>>14267200
You would like "comfy" would you?

>> No.14267211

>>14267200
I hate your alp face and want you poofters to die out.

>> No.14267214

>>14267200
ayy babe, u an archeologist? cause I wanna dig your backyard?

>> No.14267233

>>14267174
Well, she'd be coming back as a ghost, sort of.
I don't really have an ending planned, besides a couple of possibilities, but her coming back to life definitely isn't on the table.

>>14267179
Sounds neat. Stories like that, when you think of them, are great. A novel idea, with a world you've put care into building up within your mind, and paragraphs of little ideas you jot down to incorporate later.
The actual work of writing a story like that is the hardest part. To flesh it out and be competent enough to work the plot through, start to finish, and then to actually write it in as presentable a manner as you want it to be... That's the challenge. I feel like stories like that are perfect in your head, but something's always lost in translation when they make their way to words on paper.

>>14267184
You wouldn't be too far off, at least with the general vibe.

>>14267185
Going ANIMAL CONTROL is stupid. That was written for nobody's sake or entertainment, and didn't have a point to make. The story was stupid even if you ignore the inconsistencies in its internal logic, and shattering of the suspension of disbelief.
Of course this is just me, but I can't really harbour the thought of writing anything to present to this thread without the purpose of arousing, entertaining, or stirring feeling.
I've got no problems witha story that might contain something contentious. Be it something as minor as girls holding hands, or something as major as a bloody war, it's context that matters. And for me, wherever or not it's there to aid investment into the story.

>> No.14267245

>>14267019
i'm waiting for that repress, all of the old pressings are expensive

>> No.14267257

We need to take a moment to discuss all of the details about our MG daughters that we overlook

How fast do MG grow up?

How do undead MG babies work?

Are MG born with as much natural instincts as animals?

What do MG species that survive strictly on men's energy eat when they are still underage?

There are many more questions, but that should be a good start

>> No.14267268

>>14267257
>How fast do MG grow up?
I like to think its a parallel to human growth
>How do undead MG babies work?
We already know this. The 'undead' child is born with a powerful magic that lets her age to maturity before ceasing the process and she turns into a true undead
>Are MG born with as much natural instincts as animals?
I like to think so
>What do MG species that survive strictly on men's energy eat when they are still underage?
No such species exists, except for constructs and in that case there are other ways to deliver SE other than semen. Ideally, mere presence to a man should let Mgs passively absorb it.

>> No.14267273

>>14267257
>How fast do MG grow up?
Depends on the species. Some like slimes and parasites are essentially born fully formed.

>How do undead MG babies work?
There's no true undead in KC's setting. They're "fully living creatures created from dead bodies". Yes that's retarded, but that's the way it is.

>Are MG born with as much natural instincts as animals?
People are animals, apes are animals, jellyfish are animals. So, yes. If you want a more specific answer, then you need a more specific question.

>What do MG species that survive strictly on men's energy eat when they are still underage?
Encyclopedia says that all monsters can convert regular food to spirit energy. Semen is just a super concentrated source of it. That's why they love it so much. Cumming in their mouth is more power than a nine course meal.

>> No.14267279

>>14267268
A few, like mice, mature quickly.

Better for sending them to fill the basement of the maus sniffer.

>> No.14267282

>>14267206
>>14267208
>>14267209
>>14267211
>>14267214
What do you fuckers even mean?

I like comfy posts and used a Thom Yorke pic, what don't I get?

>> No.14267286

>>14267282
I didn't see the post above me. Now I'm not just an alp, but a stupid one too, I guess. ;_;

>> No.14267287

>>14267282
Might want to take a look at the post above yours.

>> No.14267292

>>14267279
I don't want my son to play in the sand pit with a qt mice girl and have her sprout DD tits wide hips and a fat ass and start coming onto him while they're both seven. That should wait until he's old enough to understand and appreciate it.

>> No.14267298

>>14267149
Only if she doesn't flinch if I try hugging her

>> No.14267300

>>14267286
That's okay, just wiggle your butt a little and and dress in something frilly. You don't need to be smart when you're cute.

>> No.14267309

>>14267257
>How fast do MGs grow up?
Roughly as fast as human children; but they reach a state of sexual maturity at a much younger age than the average human child. I can only imagine what havoc this might wreck on school systems...

>How do undead MG babies work?
Magic.

Are MGs born with as much natural instincts as animals?
I imagine that they, like any animal, humans included, would be born with the basic instincts to allow them to learn, grow, and develop in their environment.

What do MG species that survive strictly on men's energy eat when they are still underage?
There are no such species. Even Succubi are able to subsist on regular food if need-be. Even then there are non-sexual ways to transmit energy.

You are now imagining an MG Daughteru who quite literally lives off of daddy's hugs. And continues to want to do so even when she's at the age where she should be feeding off a well-sexed boyfriend.

>> No.14267314

What would you do if your daughteru tells you that tumblr taught her about the evils of the patriarchy?

>> No.14267315
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Mirror Mirror on the Wall

Who has the best feet of them all?

>> No.14267316

>>14267314
I'd tell her she's wrong. She isn't destined to defeat the dicks or lose to dicks, she can only love the dicks.

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>>14267315
Famed is thy footsies, Majesty. But hold, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than thee.

>> No.14267325

>>14267309
>they reach a state of sexual maturity at a much younger age than the average human child
Does any one actually take this into consideration with their worldbuilding? I don't. I just ignore it as KC's pedo pushing. I generally pin the age of sexual curiosity as the same across the board, roughly around 12, actual sexual maturity not until 15 or so

>> No.14267332

>>14267325
Puberty for KC kids is 10, as opposed to -- what -- 13 for real people? (When do kids like staring at tits nowadays? I don't even know). Either way, not really that big of a gap. Although in all fairness, liking tits and being ready to go all the way are two entirely different things. Eh, whatever.

>> No.14267345

>>14267332
>Either way, not really that big of a gap.
Chronologically, no, but the difference between a 10 and 12 year old is usually great.

>> No.14267347

>>14267292
>Mousegirl children undergoing ultra-rapid growth spurts when they hit a certain age

>Going down to the beach with your wife, your 11 year old son, and his mousegirl friend while her parents are out of town
>He's in his shorts, she's in her one-piece
>They both head down to play in the water together while you and the wife relax on a towel
>Sometime later, you hear your son shouting at you to help
>Thinking that one of them is drowning, you both rush over and dash into the sea
>The water barely reaches up to the top of your waist when you find the two
>Your son is fine, but his friend...
>Is now a full foot taller, with hips and an ass that could function as flotation devices on their own
>She's beet-faced and crying, clutching a torn swimsuit to her full, naked body
>Your wife has to take the mousegirl off to comfort her, lending her own change of clothes for the suddenly blooming preteen
>You have to spend an interesting hour or so explaining to your son about mousegirl puberty, and end up giving him The Talk

>> No.14267350

>>14267332
11-13 is normal. Usually women are on the slightly younger end of the scale. Dating and such usually doesn't get more serious until high school'ish in the first world.

Otherwise, in places where arranged marriages are still really common, then it can be right before puberty to early 20's depending on local tradition.

>> No.14267354

>>14267347
Now you just went full retard for no reason.

>> No.14267360

>>14267315
>>14267322
Mari VS Haohi when?

>> No.14267364

>>14266694
1. Boring
2. Both

>> No.14267368

>>14267354
The scenario being described is no more ridiculous than that in the post it's replying to.
It's merely being presented as a joke greentext, instead of a dismissal.

>> No.14267380

>>14267368
I didn't mean an instantaneous sprouting. Over the space of a month or so maybe.

>> No.14267387

>>14267380
My bad. It's just that the comment about her growing while in the sand pit seemed to imply exactly that. You see what I mean?

>> No.14267393

>>14267387
It's a little hyperbolic, but the implication is that he visits the sandpit every day for her, and across the years of him doing that, a sudden growth spurt within a month would seem instantaneous.

>> No.14267395

>>14267387
Not him but it was pretty obvious he was making light of how girls seem to sprout tits and hips over a summer or so.

>> No.14267396

>>14267395
This

>> No.14267400

>>14267393
>>14267395
That makes sense. Well, in this case, I am the retarded one.
I'm sorry for being a stickler over it. I will wear the dunce hat and sit in the corner with the wurm on this one.

>> No.14267406

>>14267400
Eh, I can't fault you for taking things literally when there are potions that do exactly that, literally.

>> No.14267451

>>14267147
I spent a bit of time there back before the monster girl threads became a regular thing here. Parts of the saga I was there for, parts I missed: this is how I remember things.

They were super big into what they called WAFF: Warm And Fuzzy Feelings. Basically, their ideal content was cute and heartwarming and life-affirming. Occasionally a user would post a piece that broke the mold, and the ensuing thread would be 60% people going "but why would you do this?"

There were maybe four users who regularly deviated from this and mainly posted other sorts of stuff. I don't even want to say dark, just not unrelentingly cute and fluffy.

(This is all in regards to people starting threads to showcase their own content, I should clarify. The comments in the encyclopedia profile threads were a different matter, because this was back before we got the memo about the in-universe author being unreliable, so the response to each new profile release was usually a mix of "Jesus Christ, how horrifying," and "let me tell you all the ways I'd put my dick in that.")

I think the problem started when a user under the handle HowAboutNo Photoshopped an image of some of the loli monsters' heads on spikes, probably to fuck with the people in the MGU chatroom. Somebody decided that it would be ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT if KC were to see this. KC did not agree with this assessment. (Also, I'm told, he got super butthurt about HAN doing some edits of the profile pics so the girls didn't all have the obtrusive red blush on their faces? I don't know what that was about. Apparently it's really important to KC that the girls are blushing, or something.)

So KC demands that HAN be banned, and MGU bans him. Eventually they unban him because when he wasn't shitposting he was actually one of the more entertaining posters on the forum and several other high-profile users missed his contributions and lobbied for his return. HAN does what any dedicated funposter does in such a situation and proceeds to repeat the event that kicked up the first shitstorm, because why not? And the rest is history.

THE POINT BEING that the problem was maybe four or five users out of an active userbase of several dozen, which is yet another demonstration of why we will never, ever have nice things.

>> No.14267456

>>14267451
Fun fact. The author who is most well known for spreading the "WAFF" thing is still active on MGR, writing cute stories.

It's one of the few vestiges of activity on that site.

>> No.14267460

>>14267451
Slight correction regarding HowAboutNo's photoshops. He only ever did 2. The first, a Witch, was sent to KC. He didn't like it, but he didn't freak out. Rather, MGU's staff had a freak-out because they thought KC was having a freak-out. So they banned HAN. Later on, they learned KC had been more, "Silly gaijin, the fuck u doin'?" so they unbanned him...at which point Familiar came out, and the whole thing repeated. But this time, KC DID get seriously pissed, since MGU had made such a big deal about it before, and he was all like, "wtf, you banned this guy cause you thought I was pissed over it, then you let him do it all over again? Fuck guys, make up your minds about the shitty guro crap."

At which point MGU's staff decided they didn't give a fuck anymore, wrote a big "Fuck You" letter to KC, and then got the C&D.

>> No.14267463

>>14261220
Is there an uncensored pic?

>> No.14267464

>>14267460
>MGU's staff had a freak-out because they thought KC was having a freak-out
Right, that one fucking faggot who told us he could speak Japanese and then proceeded to machine translate KC's moonspeak and post his linguistic butchery in a thread titled "Kenkou Cross Hates You All." That was fun.

>> No.14267469

I kinda miss Xantcha. Dude knew how to write some hot smut.

>> No.14267472

>>14267464
To be fair, based upon the couple times he translated a profile, the guy could in fact read nip.

So either that thread was him getting caught up in the general panic...or just his own form of funposting.

I'd bet on the latter.

>>14267469
What d'you mean miss him? He's in this thread all the time.

>> No.14267476

>>14267463
There is, but I don't have an alternate site to post it to, and I don't want a risk of vacation. Sorry.

>> No.14267477

>>14267472
Huh. I've somehow not noticed that.

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14267478

>>14267463
H-here I go!

>> No.14267480

>>14267476
http://uguu.se/

>> No.14267482

>>14267478
You're a braver man than me, anon. Hope you get to stay around.

>> No.14267483

>>14267469
He's here, I cant remember his name though.
In fact quite a few of the MGU guys come here as well.

>> No.14267485

>>14267483
Xantcha goes by Niebelfader.

>> No.14267488

>>14267469
>>14267483
He goes by Niebelfader now.

>> No.14267489

>>14267483
I doubt that after all the shit we give that site.

>> No.14267490

>>14267485
>>14267488
Thanks. Ah, yeah I recognize those stories.

>> No.14267495
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14267495

>>14267478
Thanks.

>> No.14267497

>>14267490
How long ago was all this? I've only been around just under a year.

>> No.14267500

>>14267489
>implying people from that site aren't part of giving it shit

>> No.14267503

>>14267489
This may be a surprise to you, but some of us have thick skin and just ignore the autists.

>> No.14267505

>>14267483
So is there any more people other then Niebelfader?

>> No.14267508

>>14267406
That's true. And with that notorious mouse molester on the loose, spiking innocent mousegirls with strange substances, who knows what could happen.

>> No.14267510

>>14267495
Now you can do me a flava and stop posting bullshit images or delete them afterwards.

>> No.14267511
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14267511

I want to Hug a Were Sheep
I cant sleep again, shit

>> No.14267513

>>14267505
No clue been a while since I've been to the site so I cant make any matches.

>> No.14267514

>>14267511
To be fair, I'm up as well.
And I just ran goblin versions of the Sailor Moon crew at my DnD party.

>> No.14267520

>>14267511
I just woke up.
Now to get back to my favourite pastime!
Getting back to sleep

>> No.14267521

>>14267510
Fine. I was more or less me showing my appreciation.

>> No.14267525

>>14265677
Where exactly is this fight having place, in which universe?
Is akay (that's his name, right?) some kind of super incubus wizard?
Who is the girl he is fighting?
Why I'm laughing so much?

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14267528

>>14265766
Late reply is late because I hardly have the time to look at these.
I actually wasn't even supposed to be part of that fight...
Me and the artist behind Indra had planned stuff for later, but less decided to issue a challenge as always.
I didn't so much care for the victory and more just helping the artist with a corruption once the two had their fun.

On some good news though, I'm supposed to be done with practices soon which means I'll have a ton of time to draw again... I hope.
I've got a lot of catching up to do and requests I bet.

>> No.14267530

>>14267514
explainfurther.jpg

>>14267497
I want to say three years. Which means that the average MGU user is now old enough to post on 4chan.

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14267532

>>14267521
Your appreciation is appreciated. /jp/ moves slow and I like us having bandwidth for relevant images until the end.

Much love

>> No.14267535

Katawa Monmosu Gakuen

>Paraplegic Kobold teacher who is always mistaken for a student because she looks 15 and acts timid
>Deaf/mute Anubis class president who communicates with a combination of sign language and emotes/punctuation displayed on her belly
< ! ! >
>Blind Lizardgirl who's greatest desire is to be an Oneesan type character with her future love but worries she can't because blind
>Disfigured burn victim Alraune with abandonment issues
She's actually a liliraune but her sister died in the fire
>Slime bubble-girl who can't regulate consistency and has to attend class in a big cylindrical fish tank
>Tailless Manticore delinquent who battles chronic depression
>Bipolar elf, obligatory worst girl who acts like an extreme example of modern tsundere
She's actually going insane because she was possessed by a fox spirit. If you help them reconcile they split into two distinct personalities, both of them sweet and loving.
The Elf is pure and 'ara ara, ufufufu' gentle ojousama
The fox is lewd genki tomboy

>Morbidly obese fairy joke character/comic relief
If you befriend her and help her with her issues she evolves into a slim, sexy Titania
She's still willing to polymorph back to chibi if you have some weird fetishes though

>> No.14267538

>>14267528
Hey Mari, who would win >>14267360
, Mari or Haohi?

>> No.14267539

>>14267530
I stated up five goblin's as the sailor scouts and had them fight my party to rescue the party paladin who'd gotten married (and was being replaced with a new character) from a giant iron goblin golem that has rocket fists and can fly on black metal wings.


Before that I threw 47 Goblin Samurai at them because I wanted to throw 47 goblins at something.

>> No.14267540

>>14267528
>Uncensored nips
R.I.P.

>> No.14267541

>>14267528
>I'll have a ton of time to draw again
That is good news, I like your suff

>>14267530
Wow, three years. I wonder how long people stick around in MG stuff.

>> No.14267550

>>14267528
How come your stuff is so vanilla? Is that just what you're into or something?

>> No.14267553

>>14267541
Not him, but I've been here for just over two now. Can't see myself leaving any time soon either

>> No.14267558

>>14267535
That Anubis is basically the Katawa version of Quiet from MGS5.

> can't talk
> needs to leave a certain part of her body exposed to be able to function effectively

>> No.14267564

>>14267535
mitebcool

>>14267541
Been here since the first translated profile was posted on /tg/. Those were good threads.

>> No.14267566

>>14267558
Quiet would make a nice alraune.

>> No.14267567

>>14267564
Oh mang, it's been so long since these threads were on /tg/

>> No.14267569

>>14267558
Figured it would be a good use of her belly exclamation points. I can see it in my head, having a conversation with her and watching them change.

! !
??
...
!?
>.<

>> No.14267573

>>14267569
Silly but adorable. Continue..

>> No.14267574

>>14267569
>Becomes more socially adept
>Belly turns into emoticons and/or L337 5P34K a la borderlands Zero's face.

>> No.14267575

>>14267538
Feet war? Not sure at all.
Haohi doesn't strike me as that hardcore a dom. Just this angel with a cutesy side who is used to handling things with her fists.
But I can totally see Haohi doing it a lot to train that weird ass husband of hers. And that makes me laugh.
>>14267541
Well there'll be more of it soon.
I miss having time to just draw for myself.

>>14267550
Well, depends on what you view as hardcore stuff and if I like it.

>> No.14267582

>>14267575
>Well, depends on what you view as hardcore stuff and if I like it.
It's just that p0n0s in vag000 seems to be about all you doo, going through your imgur gallery at the least. That and tentacles, which is really just the deviant man's vanilla. Where's the large insertion, double dicks, cumflation? Nipple penetration? It's not necessarily 'hardcore' but it's not vanilla either.

I'm not asking you to do anything, either, just wondering is drawing vanilla stuff is enough to satisfy your creative urges.

>> No.14267585

>>14267511
Imagine
>its in the dead of night
>freezing winter
>get in bed and snuggle with those two in fluffy pajamas

>> No.14267586

>>14267582
>not really hardcore
You are solidly in /d/ tier and denial, bud.

>> No.14267588

I slept all of Saturday away and I'm back here to confirm that Weresheep indeed seem like horrible monsters along with those fucking shrooms that take over people.
>>14265149
Were you referring to the Draco picture I did? Anyway that's nice to know
Do you guys always have 2000+ post threads here?

>> No.14267593

>>14267588
Our record is 4300'ish. The board has actually been faster the last few months. Our standard used to always be 3000-3500, and that was with fewer people.

>> No.14267594

>>14267582
I dont want to know what would be hardcore for you.

>> No.14267596

>>14267588
Yeah, we usually get to 2k.

>>14267582
Two of those are mine.

>> No.14267598

>>14267588
How are wereship of all things awful?

>> No.14267602

>>14267598
It's a joke about how he wasted a ton of his free time sleeping. Come on man.

>> No.14267603

>>14267602
Oh.

>> No.14267605

>>14267594
Ten bucks says toblerone.

>> No.14267610

>>14267598
Well at least by how they were written in the Monster Girl wiki they came across as rapists who get violent if you shear them.
>>14267602
And I'm actually right back where I started, being awake at 8am after not sleeping at all the preceding night

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