/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for paws.

>>14305529
>Not yandere honeypot trap edition

Maids are olev, be they feathered or sludge.

Do Gazers really have a tail?

Reminder to give monster girl daughteru hugs, kisses, bed time stories, reminder them they're your princess and to tuck them in.
then plow your wife until she walks/skitters/slithers funny

>>14301188
>>14301214
http://i.imgur.com/qF0NeMs.jpg
Not specifically what was requested, but seriously what else would I do with a ghoul?

>>14305518
What a lewd little snake.
>>14305527
That Ghoul has some nice cheeks.

>>14305537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFRpFkZFrOU

>>14305542
Teach her the joy of devouring your cum with her tight little undead asshole of course.

What is is about the swimsuit that makes it so perfect?

>>14305497
>>14305510
As if Gazers couldn't get any better

AH, GEEE, I WANT TO BULLY HER TAIL BY SNEAKING UP ON HER AND THEN PULLING ON IT!!!!

AHHHHH I WANT A GAZER TO BE MY HIGH-SCHOOL SWEETHEART!!!

>tfw when no kobold to howl the blues with, playing a battered and down-tuned six string

>>14305518
Fuck, I didn't realize the old thread was so close to dying. Have a repost.

>You haven't yet decided whether or not it's a good thing that you have trouble sleeping when you cuddle with Saki
>You only napped for about an hour, but the little Shirohebi is still snoozing peacefully as you spoon her
>She's just so... distracting.
>It's not your fault you can't keep yourself from groping her tiny breasts as she sleeps, your hands are already there anyway and any large movements might wake her
>No, you'll just stick to small movements; just some light squeezing and gentle massaging of her deliciously soft little lumps and the occasional pinch or flick of one of her stiff pink nipples
>The pure white priestess-in-training squirms and moans softly in her sleep as you continue to molest her developing chest with your arms crossed over it, locking her into your strong embrace
>You're addicted.
>Even though you force yourself to stop every few minutes or so, you can't keep yourself from resuming almost instantly
>Just one more squeeze, one more pinch, one more sweet, unknowing whine
>Just one more.

>No, it's time to stop now.
>Your cock has been erect for so long that it's starting to feel painful, you are sure you'll wake your little captive if you keep moving and readjusting your hot girth on her petite white lower back
>Time to think about something else, think about... what you'll do when she wakes up!
>Yeah, that's what you'll think about, you got that toy out especially for her and you can't wait to use it
>Damn.
>That's not helping at all.

>"Mister? W-why did you stop?"
>The sudden appearance of Saki's high, melodic voice makes you freeze
>You feel the heat drain instantly from your face as our realize she was awake for that
>How much of it was she awake for? How long was she pretending?
>Well, it isn't like she minds, right?
>"...You want me to keep going?"
>"Yes, please." she pauses for a moment, "...I like it when you make me feel like I'm yours."
>Those words send an almighty chill through you
>'Like I'm yours'.
>It's like she knew the exact thing you'd like to hear the most, even when you hadn't fully realized it yourself yet

>Wordlessly, you go back to massaging Saki's flat breasts and wrap your legs and thighs tightly around her tail; now that you have no fear of waking her you can unleash a little more of your desire
>With your hands still cupped tightly over most of her chest, you take her nipples firmly between your thumbs and index fingers and roll them around lightly
>"Hyyaaaahhhnnnn~"
>You pay no heed to the immobilized little Shirohebi's desperate whine, continuing to pull and pinch at her nipples while kneading and groping at her budding boobs with your palms
>Thinking about how vulnerable and helpless she is against you as you inflict all sorts of new, pleasurable sensations upon her sensitive, immature body only elevates your lust and fervor
>It's like you're milking her now; sure she's far too small to even start thinking about that, you can't help but let your instincts guide you as your devilish ministrations slowly turn her pure white breasts a faint shade of pink
>You just ache to slurp up her thin, serpentine tongue as it hangs out of her mouth and slowly advance your lips up it until it's all the way inside your mouth, and the tow of you are joined in a passionate kiss
>That seems like taking things too fast though, you'll just have to wait
>You grope her harder to try and make up for that, her whole naked body slides up and down against yours as you hungrily pull at her poor little boobs
>The way she is panting and sighing and and blushing so heavily as you tease her makes you want to see how far you can go though, you can't help but wonder what other lewd, erotic reactions you might be able to coax out of her

>Soon, you get to a point where Saki's moans and whines seem ore out of pain than out of pleasure
>"You doing okay Saki? Do you want me to stop now?"
>"I-if you w-want, Mister... I-I'll be okay, I think... if you still want to use me."
>Her voice is low and unsteady, hampered by her heavy breathing and arousal
>Despite her invitation, you can definitely tell she is ready to stop
>You finally release her from your clutches and scoot backwards on the bed so she can flop over on her back
>Now that you're looking at her, you fell like you may have gone a little too far
>Her usually pure white chest is pink and almost glowing, and her nipples are all red and inflamed
>"I'm sorry, Saki. I didn't mean to hurt you."
>N-No, Mister, I'm okay! I promise! They hurt a little bit, but they make you happy, right? Saki doesn't mind if you make her breasts hurt a little if they make you happy, Mister."
>Her fervent reply catches you off guard; it seems very odd that she is willing to endure pain for your pleasure at such a young age
>You also almost missed the weird glint in her bright red eyes before it vanished

>>14305556
I love me some special Alp. I'd give her some bliss at midnight if you know what I mean

>>14305557
Yeah, just look at her design. Her hair has a purplish colour to it, you can easily differentiate it from the cute fluffy tail.
My waifu is perfect.

>>14305560
Quickie, I don't care what the alps say about you. You're a pretty cool dude.

>>14305560
>You also almost missed the weird glint in her bright red eyes before it vanished

That foreshadowing.

Dragons made of stone and fur > dragons made of boring old scales.

>>14305576
Dragons made of Tentacle thingies > Other Dragons

>>14305579
Ok, they have hearts on them but they're still horrifying. It's like a regular dragon girl with two xenomorph heads on her hips.
I'd be nervous around them all of the time.

MATURE LADIES

>>14305560
>You also almost missed the weird glint in her bright red eyes before it vanished
oh my.

>>14305586
Please, those heads are cute, you can pet them you know. Boys like girls with big tentacles and tails. Pet them, they're real.

Also, don't you know what the hearts on a Jabberwock represent?

>>14305589
ARE PURE SEX

>>14305560
It's time

>>14305589
>you will never have a CC Anubis turn you into a man
>she will never help you become a CEO in the corporate world
>she will never retire as your assistant to be a stay at home mother for your twin daughterus
why does my chest hurt now?

>>14305606

>>14305605
I miss her already. ;_;

>>14305606
>you will never have a CC Anubis turn you into a man
>she will never help you become a CEO in the corporate world

You'll never have a CC Anubis do that, but you might have a shot with a Kikamora instead.

>>14305606
>your daughters will never grow up to take over the family anubiz

>>14305602
I'm going to guess it's not supposed to look like rows of eyes on flesh-eating toothy worms?

>>14305542
Nice. But here's what else you can do.
Upright straddling, her nibbling the side of his neck.

>>14305622
No, they hearts represent how much she loves her boyfriend/husband, and more appear on her the more her love grows. Actually it's how many times her lover has cum inside but the other way sounds more romantic.

>>14305622

>Get eye appendages from gazer
>Get mouth appendage from jabberwock
>Get pussy appendage from manticore
>Get limb appendages from scylla
>Create new MG?

>>14305619
I want to say I hate you but I love puns too much
yes that means I like Charon
I'll watch her do an entire stand up routine to an empty comedy club

>>14305616
>A Kikimora takes Anon, an unemployed pile of shit still living with his parents, and turns him into the CEO of a moderately sized company
>A small scandal ensued when his secretary entered his office to give him some paperwork that was delivered and found his Kikimora maidfu bent over his desk with him fucking her like a man possessed while shouting that he doesn't give a shit about this job and can't wait until he can put in his letter of resignation and become the CEO of maid fucking

>>14305639
>attach all to Tentacle
>maybe someone will finally love her

>>14305628
>Have wock waifu
>She runs out of places to put hearts

Can't be helped...

>>14305647
>become the CEO of maid fucking
I laughed audibly.
>>14305663
sounds like a family>>14305663

>>14305615
She also voiced Kuuko
This is sad
This song is pure sex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSIWKWt7-lk

>>14305663
Small hearts. Hearts inside hearts. Jabberwocks are big girls, it'll take a lot to run out of space.

>>14305687
>Starts making fractals in order to accommodate heart needs

Guess it can be helped.

>>14305687
You can't have small hearts when he's doing big cums inside his waifu. You need large hearts for big cums.

Have there been any Raiju stories as of yet?

>>14305576
That face is pretty bad
Is she supposed to be a lifelong alcoholic or something?

>>14305671
She was Suzu's mother in SYD too.
It's kind of depressing, really.
>Voiced the best semen demons
>Died alone and wishing for love

x is best girl

>>14305699
x is shit, kill yourself

>>14305694
Have you never heard of the tumblr nose?
It's memetic.

>>14305701
I've heard the phrase but never cared enough to take a look.
Why the fuck would anyone ruin their own art like that? It would be passable otherwise.

>>14305700
z>x>y
come at me bro

>>14305699
x is okay, but I'd rather have y

>>14305699
[My specific fetish scenario] when?

>>14305560
>"No Saki, I was wrong to do that. I got carried away. Let's move on though, hmmm? I'm sure you're curious about this..."
>Still laying on your side, you reach behind you and retrieve the two items form the closet, hopeful that they'll distract Saki even just a little
>You'd like to distract yourself as well, though it seems like it'll be hard to forget the little Shirohebi's sudden confession

>She looks at the things in your hand and blushes profusely, seemingly fully back to her old self
>Good.
>"I-I don't know, Mister... What are those for?"
>"Well, they're for your training of course. I'd like to be able to get even closer to you, but I want to make sure I don't hurt you."
>She smiles at you and her eyes shine again, though this time you can tell it's more with genuine adoration and happiness
>"Mister cares about me so much..."
>"I do, Saki. I feel like you're the only one here I can talk to."
>Even though her words seemed like they were more for herself, you couldn't help replying to them
>The little white snake jumps a little, but gives no more indication as to why she spoke
>"Okay, how about you lay on your tummy for me? ...There, that's it. Now spread your cheeks a little."
>Saki obediently flips over onto her stomach and gives you a nervous, confused smile
>You stifle a giggle; her innocence is just too adorable
>"Not those cheeks Saki, your other ones. I'm going to put this in your butt."
>You hold up the thin pink butt plug for her to see; the tear-shaped toy is only about as wide as your thumb and a little longer than your middle finger
>"Uwaaa! M-m-my butt!?"
>Her cheeks turn almost as red as her eyes, which start to well up with tears

>You reach out to the young Shirohebi and pat her tenderly on the head, stroking her short, bobbed white hair gently to help her calm down
>"Yes Saki, in your butt. That way, you and I can get as close as we want without getting in any trouble.I promise it won't hurt at all. I'll still stop the second you tell me to, but I bet you'll find that it feels really good, okay?"
>"O-okay..."
>Your words and headpats seem to have calmed her down and the instant you mentioned it might feel good you saw some curiosity creep into her expression
>"That's a good girl. Now, Can you lift your butt up for me? It'll go in easier if you're up a little bit."
>"Like this?"
>Saki pulls her tail up underneath her, coiling it around to support herself as she raises her cute little haunches high into the air
>"That's perfect Saki! Good job."
>You give her another headpat and she nuzzles you back with her cheek before you pull away

>Finally, you get up and move yourself around to behind the little Shirohebi with the butt plug and the small bottle of lube that you chose to accompany it in your hand
>You grin as you catch sight of her round, adorable face; she is blushing profusely and watching your still erect member bounce as you stand behind her on your knees
>The way her stubby little pointed ears droop slightly with anticipation and embarrassment is far too cute
>As she hears you pop the lid of the lube bottle open, she squeezes her serpentine red eyes closed and grips the sheets in her tiny white hands
>"It's okay, Saki... don't be nervous. I'm going to be as gentle as possible."
>You smile warmly down at her and lightly caress her soft white butt with your free hand
>She shivers a little under your touch, but doesn't draw away

>Wanting to get on with things as soon as possible, you waste no time in squeezing a generous dollop of the clear, viscous lube onto the thin pink plug and spreading it around evenly with your index finger
>"Saki? Can you spread your cheeks?"
>She jumps again as she remembers your request; her little hands fly to her butt and you gulp as she parts her round, squishy alabaster orbs for you
>Her tiny white pucker winks at you, the way it stretches and twitches, just seconds form barely opening as Saki grips her butt cheeks and presents herself to you makes your heart flutter
>"That's a good girl. Don't be nervous, I'm going to put it in now."
>Without further hesitation, you line the tip of the shiny, lubed butt plug up with the very center of the little Shirohebi's tight, nervous hole

>"Uwaaaahhh~ C-cold..."
>Saki bites her lip, exposing a tiny, pearly fang as the plug sits atop her opening
>You just let it sit there, letting the naked snake get used to the feel of something against her anus
>After a few seconds, you start to push
>Her fingers tighten on her butt and her finger sink into her perfect white flesh as the plug finally penetrates her
>You hastily wipe the excess lube off of your free hand before reaching up to stroke her head again
>"That's a good girl Saki. Is it feeling okay?"
>You feel her nod shakily under your hand

>>14305703
>z that high
>y last
You disgust me

>>14305699
That's your opinion, and you're completely entitled to it.
I prefer q, personally.

>>14305710
This is nice.

Why does she look so sad, bros? Anyone have a source for this little lady?

>>14305698
In some other universe she found true love. Just focus on that.

>>14305715
>q

>>14305542

I wish I had a ghoul to take care of my morning wood. And nighttime erections. And erections I just get during the day. My erections in general.

>>14305725
she's sad because her dad left to get some scratch tickets at the store and hasn't been back in three years

>>14305715
>q
Good Lord, Anon

>>14305725
Her opto-misim is gone.

>>14305725
She's sad because you don't know how to use the built-in image search function

>>14305711
>even considering y as an option
you're just as bad as >>14305715

>>14305710
I can't tell who's likely to be crazier in this scenario: the guy who is training a loli as his personal sex toy because he's not allowed to marry, or the loli with (probably) such a high yandere level that she can hold herself back and play the long-con of being innocent to entrap the guy.

Could go either way.

>>14305529
>https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/
Its not a wordpress anymore...

>>14305744
nothing relevant came up for me when I searched earlier

>>14305757
No one cares either way.

>>14305737
>good parenting of a cyclops right there

>>14305757
It's just a wordpress with a custom domain name

>>14305735
>Wake-up Blowjob from cock-hungry Ghoul Waifu
You know what's what.

>>14305715
And then there's this faggot

>>14305781
The cockgobbler strikes again!

>>14305781
>You'll never wake up with a Ghoul's lips wrapped so tightly around your dick that you couldn't pull out if you wanted to.
>She'll never stare up at you and make lewd gagging noises every time she bobs her head down.
Damn it.
One of the captcha images was a goddamn dildo cake. Is the monstergirl world leaking or are some people that perverted?

>>14305781
>wake up blowjobs in general
they're pretty fucking amazing

>>14305814
Why isn't wake-up blowjobs a thing like wake-up kisses from childhood friends?

>>14305820
In a world of monster girls they are.

>>14305760
>tfw you're the only one who image search doesn't work for
I've been there.

>>14305828
>You were born too early for space colonization and the discovery of life beyond the stars
>You were born in the wrong reality where MG's exist

>>14305840
Yes.
More.

>>14305840
Paladins. always the Paladins
Succubi could go after any shmuck in the galaxy, but once a Paladin's in play they just B-line after them

>>14305844
>yfw succubi are secretly purityfags

>>14305840
What with that sudden spike of Granblue Fantasy pics?

>>14305710
>By now the plug is almost halfway inside her, and you haven't stopped your slow, steady pushing
>Even though you know you won't encounter any resistance due to the nature of Lamia anuses, you are still being as careful as possible
>Lamia anuses are really a beautiful thing to you; since all waste goes to the cloaca in a Lamia's snake half, the human anus they still have is always clean and free for endless stimulation
>You aren't quite sure of the specific biology though, just what you remember from your single biology class that you took at the start of high school
>It still must be connected to their insides somehow though, you know for sure that a lot of the priestesses keep asking you to put your spirit energy there
>None of them will ever get it though, you have realized now that all your spirit energy belongs to Saki.

>Speaking of Saki, you feel her moan and quiver beneath you as the agonizingly slow butt plug finally slides all the way inside her
>Once she finally accepts the widest part, the rest of the plug slides in quickly and comes to rest perfectly; the flared, flat, oval shaped base of the pink toy nestled in between her beautiful little butt cheeks makes that familiar lump return to your throat
>"H-how does it feel Saki? It's in."
>"It is, M-Mister?"
>"Well, yeah, it is. can you feel it?"
>"Y-yes, it feels g-good. I didn't know it would be so easy..."
>"I'm glad you feel okay.You can let go and sit up of you want."
>Saki takes a deep breath before gingerly uncoiling and stretching her tail out
>You can only imagine the odd new pleasurable feelings that the plug buried deep inside her anus gives her with each little movement
>Eventually, the little Shirohebi stretches all the way out and rolls up onto her side
>She smiles back at you and you crawl up to where your pillow is, trying to ignore her obvious entrancement with your erect penis as you sit down with your back against the wall and your legs stretched out in front of you
>Once you are comfortable, Saki eagerly plops her head down on your left thigh with her adorable little nose mere centimeters from your cock

>"What are you thinking about, Saki?"
>She's just been laying there for the past few moments, breathing deeply and not moving at all as if she's hypnotized by you
>"It smells, Mister."
>"Smells? ...Is it a good smell or a bad one?"
>You blush a little, starting to feel a little uncomfortable
>"A good one, Mister. I think. It's hard to tell..."
>You jump and shiver as you feel the tiniest flick of a flat little forked tongue brush the side of your member
>Even though you know snakes and Lamias smell with their tongues, you can't stop but your thoughts from running away of you
>"A-any better?" you ask
>Saki takes a moment to think, but looks no less perplexed as time passes
>"Here, I have an idea. You know how your other senses heighten when one is taken away?"
>The young snake in your lap nods carefully, still unable to break her gaze
>"...Well, maybe we could do something like that to help you smell better, okay?"
>Saki slowly nods again

>Taking that as a yes, you cautiously open the drawer to your nightstand and take out your black satin sleep mask
>You try to keep all of your movements as slow an controlled as possible as not to disturb the little Shirohebi still taking long, deep whiffs of your scent
>"Okay Saki. Let's put this on you and see if you can smell me better."
>She finally breaks her focus to look up at you, blinking her round red eyes at you innocently
>She makes no effort to resist as you place the shiny black mask over her eyes and pull the elastic strap up and over her head, letting it rest behind her ears
>You hear her breathing slow and deepen even more as you tie the straps off to make them tighter and fit her better
>"There we go. Hopefully that'll help."
>Settling back down, you give the blindfolded Shirohebi a long, gentle headpat and marvel at how your snug sleep mask now completely covering her eyes seems to have only added to her innocence

>Saki carefully rolls up onto your legs, pinning them down with her stomach and propping herself up with her hands on either side of you to get a better angle
>Her tail wraps firmly around your ankles once more as she steadies herself
>Even though she's only seven years old, she is heavier than a human girl of her age; your legs are basically immobilized unless you decided to make a concerted effort to throw her off
>You'd never dream of hurting her though
>She's so delicate and innocent that you can't stifle the intense need to protect and care for her as best you can

>New manga from the makers of Death Note
>15 year old depressed and abused kid jumps off a building
>Is saved by a Cute Angel Girl
>She grants him "Angel's Wings" and "Cupids Arrow", representing Freedom and Love, to fulfill his dying wish to find happiness
>It's actually part of a selection process
>God wants to retire, and has selected 13 Angels to select 13 humans to be candidates to be the next God
If this ends in any way other than the kid ascending to Heaven to relax as God with his qt3.14 angel waifu, I'mma be disappointed.

>>14305858
So future diary?

>>14305856
I'm rock solid.

>>14305858
>God wants to retire
You can't just retire! this god sounds like fucking Zeus. Only Zeus would do something stupid and "retire"

>>14305868
I'm sorry

>>14305851
>YFW a common succubus fantasy is being raped by a Paladin and made into a loving wife.
Imagine a Succubus trying to awkwardly make her fantasy come true.

>>14305865
Kinda, sorta?

For one, there's the fact of the angels acting like intermediaries, rather than God handling everything himself. Also there's no redefining ultra-yandere. At least, I'm pretty sure the qt Angel isn't one. Probably.

>>14305869
The original Chief God did it. That's why we've got the Chief Goddess who has no idea what she's doing now.
I bet she just needs a nice dicking and she'll lighten up and stop trying to keep up the old Chief God's murdermonster plan.

>>14305875
Hopefully the MC wont be the literal definition of terrible.

>>14305879
He was at first, but he got better by the end of chapter 1.

Hopefully, it'll stick.

>>14305879
But Yuki was awesome
What MC killed the whole orphanage full of kids except him?

>>14305886
I'm sure Ainz-sama has or will at some point.

>TFW you've started masturbating to mono-eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c

>>14305902
>No blue skinned, tall, muscled, monoeye to make all your arms and armor.

>>14305902
...anon, I'm already a demon

>>14305902
>>14305914
If we'd been a thing in the 80's, would Kaz have browsed /mgg/?

>>14305902
>my face every time I listen to this

Join church, receive nun.

>>14305950
I don't want nun.

>>14305950
Pass

I want to be the childhood friend of a monster girl who's the main character of an RPG.

>>14305950
'kay. Can I get her with one leather dress, one latex and one velvet?
>>14305954
Is that a death flag for you?

I want to pound a lilim and her familiar until they can't walk straight for a whole week.

>>14305950
I would have 2 lolis that go with her

>>14305957
Is it weird that Mari's Cat >>> Mari?
I mean, god damn. A cat is indeed fine too

>>14305956
I dunno, either I die and become the catalyst for the adventure, possible coming back as some undead/mindcontrolled (via 'not really dead') later on or I become a party member that may or may not be outclassed by later members.

>>14305961
It's not weird, just look at that butt.

>>14305961
I dunno man those vagina bones are strong.

>>14305964
Or you'll be a plot device who can't get shit done on your own but you're needed to activate the Power of Love and save the world.

>>14305966
Yeah but like >>14305965 said. That butt
That itty bitty kitty, uhh. Fuck, shit, I was on a roll there

>>14305954
Me too!
>>14305956
No! I'm actually the healer for the part and after the MG MC dies tragically we have to go on a quest to revive her! Truly emotional stuff!

After the game she becomes my wife and a mother! Our daughter is a main character in the turn-based strategy game spin-off!

>>14305973
Can I be the edgy ranger dude?

>>14305971
Aww, I hate being a macguffin.

>>14305950
>File name
Id rather the fox.

>>14305957
Check your privilege, you cis-scum!

>>14305972
little loli pussy tushy

>>14305983
Yes. Thank you

>>14305983
>loli
Stop this

>>14305991
Oh fuck off.

>>14305978
yeah sure! you can marry the cute druid MG who joins the party after we liberate the enchanted glen from the control of the blood cult, sound good?

>>14305982
At least delete the file.

>>14306001
Druid MG? What'll she be then?

>>14305999
I will when you stop calling old hags lolis

>>14306001
Actually, you know what would be fun?

Being a low level adventurer who's wife is a super high level one.

She'd be some level 20 wizard out battling gods while I'm some level two fighter chasing goblins out from a town they've taken over.

>>14306002
Never, you cis-scum

>>14305981
Elt should call them all "EvilX"

>>14305856
>Now that she is blindfolded, the little Shirohebi's tongue is a lot more active
>It flicks up and down across your length as she tries to figure out why your smell entices her so much
>You just relax and let things happen as her tongue gets bolder and bolder
>Faint jolts of pleasure course through you whenever the forked tips of Saki's thin tongue brush against your rod and her hot, warm breath feels fantastic on your crotch
>A gasp nearly escapes your lips as she firmly wraps her tongue all the way around your base
>She cranes her head to the side, pulling you closer and closer to her mouth with her wet, slippery digit
>"Mithhter... I need to tathhte you..."
>You smile, stifling a giggle at Saki's lisp
>She doesn't seem to want to release you, even to speak
>"Go ahead."

>You caress the top of the blindfolded snake's head as her long tongue finally loosens
>When her thin, white lips finally close around your tip, every thought except the need for pleasure is driven from your mind
>Her smooth, skinny tongue coils and swirls around your tip like it's a lollipop; even though she only has your tip in her hot, wet mouth you feel like you aren't too far from cumming at all
>Saki makes all sorts of lewd, greedy slurping noises as she suckles devilishly at you, finally realizing that your taste is one that she can never live without
>She starts to moan softly, hungrily as she takes you deeper and deeper, slowly starting to bob her masked head up and down in your lap
>Unable to control yourself any longer, you reach for her butt
>You take each of her round little cheeks in your hands and squeeze them; she whines desperately into your cock as your firm, frantic groping jostles the plug occupying her tight anus

>As unskilled and awkward as her sucking is, you can't deny that it is incredibly effective
>Even though you're sure she's gagged on you a couple times, her dedication is truly admirable
>The way her tongue squeezes you and swirls around your length as it dangles out of her mouth coupled with the feel of her firm, round butt squishing and rippling beneath your hands has you in a frantic trance of intense pleasure
>You know you are about to cum, but you are fully unable to focus on words enough to tell her
>In effort to distract yourself and hold out for just a little longer, you pop the plug out of Saki's anus and start to gently fuck her with it
>However, the sight of the thin pink plug repeatedly getting buried in her but achieves the opposite of what you had wanted
>Your hands go limp as your orgasm hits, but you manage to put her plug all the way back in before falling back as blissful pleasure envelops you

>The little Shirohebi squeals in surprise as your seed erupts in her mouth
>You had expected her to spit you out in disgust and start gagging and retching, but she only seems greedier now
>She eagerly gulps down your hot, creamy load, moaning hungrily with each swallow as she does her best to suck out every last drop
>You are far too tired to stop her, you just sit back and try to relax,but the uncomfortable electric sensation whenever her tongue brushes against your tip is too much
>"Saki stop."
>"Mmmhhmmphm, Mhhister? Are you okay?"
>She finally surfaces, letting your spent, sensitive cock fall from her small white mouth and you breathe out in relief
>"I'm okay, it just gets really sensitive after I... well. After it comes out."
>"Oh..."

>Saki pushes the black satin sleep mask off of her eyes and looks at you innocently
>"Did that stuff coming out mean I did good?"
>You grin and give her a slightly sluggish headpat
>"You did do good, Saki. You did really good. I assume you decided you liked the taste?"
>"Yes, Mister. I like it a lot. Can we do it again?"
>"We can definitely do it again, though it's probably time for you to head home."
>You point to the window to where the sun is almost fully done setting
>"Uwaaa! It's so late! aaawawawawa~"
>"Saki, calm down Everything is going to be okay, okay? You still probably have a few minutes to get back for dinner before anyone notices. Here, let me help you get dressed."
>"But Mister... w-what abut the..."
>She gestures to her butt
>"Oh the butt plug? You're going to wear it until our next day off together, and then I'll get you a bigger one. Okay?"
>The little Shirohebi blushes deeply, but makes no complaint

>>14306020
>It doesn't take long to help her get back into her underwear and robes, but you can definitely tell she is still adjusting to the new intruder in her anus
>Her hips sway a little more as she slithers and she is still blushing a bit, but other than that you can hardly tell any difference
>You hastily throw on some sweatpants and a shirt before leading your little partner to the front door
>Before she has a chance to open it and leave, you put a hand gently on her head
>"Hey, Saki? I just wanted to say how glad I am to have you. Talking with you and playing with you makes me happy, which i realized is something I haven't felt in a long time."
>She turns to you; her eyes are welling up and she is smiling warmly
>"Me too, Mister. I was so lonely until I met you, there are no other girls my age... and everyone seems to have a daddy but me. I like being your friend, Mister."
>You blink quickly to hold back your own tears and pull Saki into a tight embrace
>After awhile, you are forced to release her and open the door
>"Until next time, Saki?"
>You wink, and the little snake priestess smiles back
>"Until next time, Mister."


And that's all for today. This is going to be a long fucking story, I think there may still be two sessions left. Hope everyone is liking it!

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by

>>14306026
Once again Sil, you never fail to disappoint

>>14306006
Troll maybe? My memory is hazy.

The pit is complete guys.

It's over.

For now

>>14306051
Shine on, you crazy diamond!

>>14306020
>>14306026
Keep up the good work.

>>14306040
>Troll cures edginess through home-cooking
That's some good stew you know.

>>14306051
>That ring
Absolutely adorable

>>14306020
>>14306026
Y'know, I can't wait to see the reaction of the other Shirohebi when they learn he's succumbed to the ways of the Sabbath...
Or rather, his reaction when he learns they know.

>>14306065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN9KpQCBolw

>>14306074
I miss these Spider-man movies. They were cheesy and fun.

>>14306014
I just want to cuddle my extremely pregnant MG and rub her baby while making exclamations about how great our child will be

>>14306032
>>14306060
>>14306069
Thanks anons. In all honesty, I'm having some trouble connecting to this story. I'm going for characters who actually have some serious mental shit going on, and I'm not sure if I'm doing a good job ad portraying that accurately. I'm having a hard time visualizing scenes too. I'm glad you all are still liking it though, whether or not it's obvious I'm having a hard time.

Are there any foods you want to let your waifu try? I've always wondered if she'd like barbecue and stuff like that.

>>14306096
Pizza

>>14306096
Buffalo Wings.
I want to see an Alice's reaction to it.

>>14306096
I would offer her the food of my people, which is basically blood sausage with mashed potatoes and lingonberry jam.

>>14306096
I WANT TO GO TO THAT TINY THAI RESTAURANT DOWN THE STREET AND GET THE ABSOLUTELY SPICIEST CURRY ON THE MENU WITH MY LOVABLE HELLHOUND GF!!!

>>14306096
Ryu eating a poutine

>>14306104
>"Onii-chan, I didn't know buffalo could fly!"

>>14306121
Not any more, why do you think we have the wings now?

>>14306121
Wurm imouto, please. You have to be careful with my heart.

>>14306096
Something that I've made myself, honestly.

>>14306096
I'd like to take her to one of those japanese restaurants where they cook the food right in front of you.
Also she's a Hellhound.

Wouldn't monstergirls make those places more interesting? Imagine a Hellhound showing off by putting her hand on the grill and not being affected at all.

>>14306096
Uh...my family's spaghetti recipe...the local pasta-cafeteria...tacos...

Everything else seems pretty standard.

>>14306131
>"Ma'am, would you please take your...paw, off the cooking surface?"
>"Oh don't worry, I'm straight outta Hell! I don't feel a thing."
>"Yes, I get that. But you're kind of getting fur on it, and it's going to get in the food..."

>>14306131
>Salamander daughteru's roasting marshmellows over their mothers tail

>>14306096

I don't know how to cook too well. I'd take her out for burgers or something

>>14306096

What does the fox eat? And don't be that guy who says "kitsune udon".

I already know she likes aburaage.

>>14306138
Those people train their proformances, she probably knows what she's doing.
She'll probably scrape the fur off and then start cooking for real.

>>14306147
Chicken is right up her alley.

>>14306138
>The terrors of shedding

I think I figured out how to train a hellhound.
Does anyone know where I can get six tonnes of peanut butter on short notice?

What would Pandemonium look like?

Why are writefags such downers?

>>14306167
How do you mean?

>>14306163
They aren't actual dogs, anon.

>>14306172
They all fuck up and get personal, look at what Quicksilver just said. Can't they just write normally?

>>14306181
>get personal
What does that mean?

>>14306184
Talking about themselves and their problems. Just because you're a writefag doesn't make this your blog.

>>14306188
>dude is writing a story
>talks about problems in relation to writing it
I don't see anything wrong with this. Fuck you, you little bitch.

>>14306164
Probably like a Demon Realm, but even lewder.
It's a bit of a headcanon of mine that one year inside Pandemonium is one minute outside, and you don't age or tire when you're inside.
You could spend a 1440 years fucking your waifu in a day.

>>14306163
>implying you would need intensive to get a hellhoud to gobble your dick

>>14306213
Intensive what?

>>14306167
Some people say I'm too happy.

>>14306228
I think he meant "incentive".

>>14306213
I like how dexterous her hands look.

>>14306213
I'd need incentive if I wanted her to stop.

>>14306228
Intensive cunningulis, maybe? I want to eat her out until she's a grinning, quivering mess on the floor whith heart pupils.

>>14306051
>wedding band

YOU BETTER HAVE A MATCHING ONE, SON

I want to be the commanding officer of some tough and scary monstergirl commandos!
I want to give them a routine inspection!
As they stand to attention, I want my pants to just fall down by accident to reveal I'm doing the same!
I want them to stand wide eyed and biting their tongues as hard as they can, because they're trying not to laugh at my tiny dick!
I want them to fail and collapse into unprofessional laughter!
I want to give them a punishment run for ruining inspection!
I want them to never take me seriously again!

>>14306113
Fin(?) detected

>>14306274
Yeah, he already told that he has a matching ring week ago
The absolute autist

>>14306318
Well done, Navajo Tracker!

>>14306319
What a fucking champion.

Life goals right here.

>>14306322

His devotion is truly something to look at for inspiration.

>>14305950
>>14305981
>>14306014
Do any of you have love for evil queen?

>>14306348
Forgot the Pic like a fool.

>>14306348
>>14306351
yep

>>14306096
/blog
There's this little hole-in-the-wall burger place just off the road near a freeway overpass in my hometown. Little family-run place, used to be a complete shithole.

It was right between my house and the local college, and I use to go there every day after class. The staff was 100% greasy Mexicans, but holy shit they made the best food in existence. You could order fucking anything, whether it was on the menu or not, and they would make it, and it would be the best you ever had.

I went back to visit recently and they moved into a nice new building across the street and replaced their greasy Mexicans with qt Mexicans. The food is just as good though, if not better. I suspect they keep the greasy fellows in back making that divine food, and have the qts work the floor.

Anyways, that's where I'd take my waifu. I'd get her an order of onion rings, an order of fries, a cheeseburger, and a shake. Then I'd fuck her silly while she's incapacitated.

>You will never make a Monster Girl this wet by pretending to like her cooking.

>>14306356
>you will never be an orc
>you will never go on the weekly raid to show those pesky knife ears who's boss

>>14306356
that manga was so damn cute
even I was falling for the orc

>>14306322
>>14306336
Is there a proper term for being in love with 2D anime characters? Animesexual or something?
There are literally dozens of retarded genders/orientation nowadays

>>14306356

I just noticed the design on her apron

>>14306351
going with this "Evil girl" thing I like all of them apart form Evil loli.

>>14306181
That's what I do. That's why nobody knows anything about me other than my painfully vanilla preferences.

I'm going to keep it that way, I'm shy and don't like attention.

>>14306147
Liver.

>>14306372
Don't like her, or just in general don't like lolis?

>>14306368
It's called waifuism, anon

>>14306379
Or maybe we could be pretentious and call ourselves pygmaleans.

>>14306378
Don't like lolis in general.

>>14306368
I just use waifu as a catch all term.

That's what I tell people if they ask, anyway

>>14306321
Oooh, neat. It's my first successful creeping. My Mantis nee-san will be so proud.

She won't show it, of course, but she'll preen me with her scythes extra long tonight.

>>14306351
My preferred evil queen is Syndra

Good night Anon, take care and be sure to not burn down the thread, mantises and kunoichi are watching you.

In fact they could be in your room right n

>>14306392

Too late. The fires can't be stopped now.

>>14306392
fug

I feel like I'm on death's door at times. Sometimes I wish I was there.

I want to spend my final hours with a Monster Girl who tries to comfort me knowing I'm near the end.

>>14306397
They can always be stopped Anon.
You just need to use enough water.

>>14306385
>pygmaleans
Sounds cool
Now we need to get benefits of being oppressed and shit

>>14306392
If they're in my room, then I'm sorry for all the things they might've seen over the years

>>14306392
Can I get a Kunoichi who has the softness and lewdness of Asagi?

>>14306399
>tfw dying with will-o-wisp
>why won't you die you faggot
>I spent the whole day with you and you are still fucking alive
>if you won't die in next hour I will kill you myself

>>14306392
When did kunoichis become candle jack?

>>14306405
Don't worry Anon.
They love to watch.

>>14306406

>Implying they haven't monitored your tastes to pair you up with one suited towards your tastes.
>Or take the closest one and get her into shape for you.

>>14306399
Catch

>>14306402
It's an oil fire. Where is your god now, Hero?

>>14306410
Don't say candle jack, dude.

>>14306412
God is baking soda!

>>14306409
>>14306412
>Dying man stuck between a Yeti and a Will o Wisp
There is no escape is there

>>14306411
>a soft and plump ninja nympho in latex will one day ambush me
All hail the Kunoichi!
>>14306416
>>14306410
Hah, I knew it was bullshit. No way is saying Candlejack going to cause you to get kidnappe

>>14306412
Did you just throw a fucking Yeti at that man?
You can't go around throwing Yetis at people, Anon.

>>14306426

he used a Yetizooka.

>>14306399
I plan to make a harem of silent bodyguards
A kunoichi, mantis, soldier beetle and a golem programmed to be shy.

>>14306421
>says it the third time
You had it coming. RIP

>>14306412
OW

YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH YOU HIT ME IN THE EYE

>>14306428
Villain detected. All those quiet girls, no longer divided by language.

>>14306432
>Saying Bloody Mary three times in a row while looking in a mirror gets you the ghost of Bloody Mary who yells at you for interrupting her special time with her husband.

>>14306435
>Villain detected
Behold, hero! My elite squad! The four mutes!

>>14306440
>The four mutes
That's a shit name Anon.

>>14306440
I will break that silence! By my Dick they will cry out!

>>14306443
The Quiet Quartet.

>>14306439
I'd prefer a clumsy vampire revenant who comes to rape you.

>>14306434
Take him to the cuddle cave, Yetchi

>>14306399
Yeah, that would be nice.

Will you please get in the fucking bag?

>>14306460
You're supposed to talk in all caps.

>>14306460
NO YOU GET IN THE FUCKING BAG, I'M NOT READY TO GO YET

>>14306460
>>14306462
What's the bag? ...Are there Wurms in there?

Meanwhile in an alternate universe
>Wendigo is trying to coax anon's out of their hiding places
>they start to slowly approach her
>she then accidentally drops her phone
>anons start running around wildly shouting shitposting terms as the wendigo tries to desperately calm them down
>she sighs as it will take another 20 minutes to get them out again

>>14306468
>Wurms in a bag
What is this bag made out of?

>>14306469
Not nearly as adorable. Good god, not nearly as adorable at all.

>>14306468
>>14306468
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

>>14306472
Count your blessings

>>14306471
I don't know anon, I don't even know what's in it! I just guessed that there were Wurms!

I want to take a succubutt on cute dates!

>>14306471
How would you react if a Wurm got lost in her Wurmholes and you ended up grabbing her tit when you reached into your bag of holding for a potion?

>>14306428
quite the team you got there Anon
how do they work as a team if they don't talk.

>>14306480
I'd give it a squeeze, then use her squeal to echo-locate the potion.

>>14306481
Hmm, hmm. Hm, hm, hm, hmm, hm, hm.

>>14306460
Wh Why do you want me in the bag?

You anons are dumb, everybody knows that Wurms belong in a can.

>>14306455
No, I'm not going in the cuddle cave, you hit me in the fucking eye with that, you asshole! Are you trying to blind me, watch where you throw shit next time

Jesus my eye

>>14306496
But can a Wurm dance can-can?

>>14306496
>that one wurm who gets confused every time she hears this phrase

>>14306481
the most complicated code of hand gestures you have ever seen.
And most of their conversations are about you.

>>14306498
Shut up Lenny.

>>14306502
They could just use ASL or something. I know a bit of it myself, it's actually not that hard.

>>14306502
Are the lewd words lewd gestures too?

>>14306499
Not without legs; such is life for poor, legless Wurm-chan.

Let's break a sweat today!

>>14306513
That's so sad! Did she get in an accident?

>>14306521
No anon, she was born that way.

>>14306469
>Meanwhile, on /hbg/
>>Stumble across an anon
>>He is walking absentmindedly like they always do, eyes slightly glazed over, staring into the distance
>>Try not to startle him, say hi
>>Jumps out of his skin, nearly literally and starts running in circles, flailing his arms around screaming "Kek! 4u! Smh! Just kek my shit right up, senpai! Tbh! Niggers! Yuri!"
>>Have to tackle him to the ground and pin his arms to his sides, burying his face in my breasts and cradle him until he calms down again, mumbling "keks" all the while
>>mfw.webm.gif.png

>>14306521
Yes, and she died. Wurm-chan is a ghost now. She's got no legs, she can move through walls, her clothes are transparent and wherever she goes boys cover her in icky ectoplasm!

>>14306519
But it's nighttime.
Dumb coon.

>>14306525
Yucky.

>>14306506
sometimes being needlessly complicated is what makes it fun.

>>14306527
for me is 8:30 AM
and i will strive to do my writing today!

>>14306534

after months of doing nothing i've started to do some writing again. I feel happy about that.

>>14306534
I'm with this guy, today ought to be a productive day.

>>14306499
S: Do you remember that Wurm who tried to do the can-can?
W: Yeah, she really brought the house down!
S&W: DOHOHOHOHO
sorry for my dumb humor it's 3:30 and I am baked out of my mind right now

>>14306534
>>14306535
So, it's you two that have stolen my energy. I shall steal it back, mark my words!
Well, actually I'm just waiting for a day off to do this greentext idea I had.

>>14306505
No fuck you never throw a yeti again

my eye

>>14306537
Dumb humor? Anon this is some high brow stuff right here.

>>14306481
There is a green text in there but I keep messing it up.

>>14306538
I shall keep this energy. Just make some more and we will steal that too...

>>14306392
>>14306411
>Been watching me for years
>Try to match one up to my fetishes
Ha! Good luck with that, the chart of stuff I don't like is still longer but that's only because Japan exists and comes up with new fetishes weekly.

>>14306552
I just imagined some board meeting where they're fervently debating what the new fetish will be that week.
Imagine it with monster girls.
Do it.
Now.

>>14306541
okay cool I thought that since I've just smoked myself retarded my sense of humor lowered
W: No, but if you keep making dumb Wurm jokes then it will!
S&W: DOHOHOHOHO!

>>14305529
Monster girl /jp/,i've been a bit bored recently and was wondering
would anyone be up for a monster girl ERP skype chat?

>>14306562
Fuck off Stan.

>>14306562
Fuck no, sorry anon

>>14306566
who?
>>14306567
you don't have to be sorry, i was just probing for interest

>>14306562
o ya bby *unzips dik* I get to be the manticore.

>>14306555
>Meanwhile at your waifus HQ
>aka your dining room
>"As you can see, by Anon's recent internet searches, we can safely say that this weeks fetish will be gentle femdom and slight rope play."
>your daughter stands up visibly flustered
>"MOM! How many times do I have to tell you I'm not interested in what you and dad do in the bedroom! AND WHY IS AUNT STACY HERE!"
>Stacy is in the corner taking notes
>"She's the stenographer today, your sister took the initiative and put together a presentation on how 'Missionary is Too Boring.'
>your middle daughter is dressed up like a CEO
>while the youngest 'helps' Aunt Stacy take notes
>she's just coloring
>all the while your oldest daughter is banging her head on the table
>your waifu tells her to stop as "That's your daddy's fourth favorite spot to fuck me on. So please don't break this."
>all the while you're in the living room trying to watch the game

>>14306562
Sure, but I doubt you're being sincere and not just baiting

>>14306569
fuk yea

>>14306570
Time to get out of the house and go hang out with some bros.
Even the one that Alped.

>>14306573
>YFW your Alp friend is at the meeting too

>>14306570
I love it.

>>14306571
I'm being sincere but i'm not sure how to prove that to you anon

i can give you my skype if you like

>>14306574
>S-s-so how big did you say his dick is? Exact dimensions, please!

>>14306562
https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterGirlRP
There you go.

>>14306562
It depends, is it about alps?

>stuck in nam, charlie's in the trees
>call in snake and nape to clear them out
>expecting bombs and napalm
>get a bunch of blushing shirohebi with their hair in high ponytails
>they seem really confused to find out you don't have a fetish for the nape of a woman's neck
>still can't get any air support

>>14306502
>Be a rich guy with team of silent MG bodyguards.
>Notice the Mantis and Kunoichi doing weird hand gestures to each other.
>they noticee you looking and them.
>you ask what that was about.
>they just look away and blush

Somebody else can do better, but its not that hard >>14306542

>>14306577
>>14306574
>who do you think helped your daughter with her presentation?

>>14306573
man I want to play that really oblivious guy to my friends recent alping
is that how I get a waifu?

I want to take an Alp home to my waifu and ask if I can keep her! I promise to take care of her, feed her, clean up after her, and everything!

>>14306601
If your waifu is a dominant type like a Dark Elf or a Dragon, I'm sure they'll be happy to have an Alp around to bully.

I don't like alps.

>>14306096
I want to be a stay at home dad for my amazon/hellhound/oni waifu and cook all day every day.

[nice verb] the [positive adjective] [cute adverb] [Monster Girl of your choosing]

>>14306096
she would love anything you made her, no matter how much it totally sucks

>>14305732
>>14305698
>when i get better i wanna get married

>>14306615
stop anon I've cried enough today

>>14306611
I'll do that.

>>14305840
literally a breastplate

>>14306625
no, fill in the blanks

>>14306612
I love how sweet she is, and it warms my heart, but I geniunely want to improve my cooking skills so my waifu can enjoy feasts fit for queens!

>>14306639
>"So how is your dinner dear?"
>It's amazing! I've never had food this good!"
>"Okay... Thank you for the kind words dear, but I purposefully added too much salt and sugar to the recipe."
>"But it tastes fantastic!"
>"You're hamburger literally is just a puck I cooked it too long. On purpose."
>"But it's just how I like it honey!"

>>14306611
That order seems messed up
>Kiss the pretty gently Scylla

[cute adverb] [nice verb] the [positive adjective] [Monster Girl of your choosing]
>Gently kiss the pretty Scylla

>>14306637
Fine. Hope you don't mind me shifting the order around.

Pet the kitsune's fluffy tails.

>>14306649
Any waifu who can't be honest with me is no waifu of mine.

How spooky is your monsterfu?

>>14306570
Can totally see an Anubis doing this.

>>14306675
About as scary as those scratching noises in the walls.

>>14306675
>Shapeshifts
>Can turn invisible
>Can probably invade dreams
>Can cause sleep paralysis
>Probably has magic potential since she's a succubus

Not to be underestimated, no matter what this thread says.

>>14305950
>not nuns
Gonna have to sweeten the pot

>>14306461
DL must've made her all soft.

>>14306371
Motherfucking elves...

>>14306705
>Need to get up for work
>Alp won't let you
>Faggot just keeps cuddling against you and pretending it's asleep
>You literally can't move
>Fucking Alps man

>>14306675
>Used to live in the deep abyss
>Able to read my memories
>Able to rewrite my brain
>Can mind control/break me whenever she wants
>Might turn me into a mindless cum-pumping squid

She's the spookiest

>>14306587
It would be humpty eggs. Humpty eggs hitting gooks in the face while you listen to their anguished cries over the hill.

>>14306734
No job, no Xbox. No Xbox, no Halo.

>>14306734
>Through sheer strength and force of will you manage to overpower the alpdruck and get up
>Eat, have your coffee, get ready
>Take the daily commute
>Ready for another day
>One problem though
>The Alp's still latched on to you

>>14306734
I'm sure Lilim Corp has high job security and 132 days vacation due to things like alp attacks and other monstergirls that wants to take the day off for dickings.

>>14306705
>implying MGE's alp is as dangerous as the folklore version
Nah, enjoy your magic faggot.

>>14306765
>implying KC gets to dictate our headcanon
For me, Alps are a cross between Succubi and Nightmares on top of the tranny stuff.

>>14306765
You are now imagining an alp saying "Moe Moe Kyun~"

>>14306738
>we've got Maindufreya waifufag
F-for what purpose?

>>14306771
Because she desired a husbando and got one. How, I hear you ask?
TENTACLES!

>Fly lands on my screen
>Shake my mouse cursor under it and it gets spooked
Would Beelzebubs have an adorable idiot side to them too?

>>14306785
Lots of creatures do. My cats attack the mouse cursor too. And people on TV.

>>14306785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_CwzaTGgq4

>you will never play a video like this on your big screen tv and watch your werecat daughteru go nuts and never do it again after she almost breaks it

>>14306789
>Jinko chasing a laser pen
>When she realises what you're doing she looks at you with a serious expression and a slight blush
>It still doesn't stop her chasing the laser

>>14305532
>>14305611
Speaking of Wanbui, does anyone have that one image of the student council from Seitokai Yakuindomo as an Anubi? It was just a shitty photoshop, but I have the other relevant image here-

>>14306794
I once had a cat who realized the flashlight was the enemy and attacked the device itself rather than chasing the light.

>>14306745
Eh, Halo's dead anyway.

Can't even play it with friends anymore.
Well, the new one anyway. People who actually do just play Halo 2 or 3 on the 360.

>>14306814
I remember a time my mates and me would gather round to play some Halo 1 or 2 and we'd goof around something fierce.
Like warthog rodeo. Damn. Those were the days. No Alpy thoughts in relation to Halo back then, no sir.

I want to play a tabletop game with monster girls. Either as characters in-game or as the people playing them.

>>14306841
Dungeons and Dicks 1st edition?

>>14306771
http://i.imgur.com/zaRmAWn.jpg
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

>>14306167
Because one of the main reasons I've been writing romance here for the past couple years is because I'm so lonely, and living vicariously through my characters lets me hold on to the last shreds of hope I have that that I'll find someone who loves me, too.

>>14306909
Talk about a Debbie Downer.

>>14306910
H.G. Wells partly wrote The War of the Worlds so he could describe Woking, a town where he spent some of the worst years of his life, getting absolutely thrashed by extraterrestrial invaders.

Stephen King wrote The Shining in a way that really spoke about his personal fears regarding his alcoholism.

Writers injecting their problems and grievances into their work is nothing new and, really, nothing to be ashamed of. As long as you push out a satisfying and well-constructed product, you're doing no harm.

>>14306921
>satisfying and well-constructed product
Ah, a hurdle that cannot be overcome I'm afraid.

>>14306925
We all got to start somewhere. You can't expect to be writing bone-chilling descriptions of bag-boys being dragged into the impenetrable mist before writing a few Rabbit-tricks, B-movie plagiarisms, and juvenile newspapers.

>>14306957
Don't tell me what to expect!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svuQZ3uLrkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac-aqqe8Eho

Why are vampires always the best girls?

You know what you should do?

Accept the love of Frontpussy!

>>14306966
But I already did.

Does anybody have the picture of this thread reacting to the guy who asked if he was allowed to watch the Demon Lord giving birth?

>>14306966
How about, no?

>>14306975

>>14306966
Centaur are qt

>>14306978
Thanks Anon.

>>14306966
How about you get some taste instead.

>>14306966
I'm to busy accepting monoeye, go away horse tits

Why are Cheshires so perfect?

>>14305566
>TFW if I were to ever write a real story with a monoeye it'd be a Gazer because they're naturally chuuni as fuck

>>14307023
What if...Monoeye Centaur?

>>14307038
No such thing exists to my knowledge

>>14307025
They're werecats, which are naturally adorable, with a sense of humor.

Of course, the Cheshires that take their jokes too far make me sad.

>>14307038
Would that be a Nuckelavee?

>>14307025
They have dicks

>>14307045
But would you accept the love of Monoeye Horse Pussy / Front Pussy?

>>14307066
no, go away horse tits

>>14307066

>>14307066
You're getting as bad as commercial anon. Horse pussy kingdom was a bit cute but front pussy is just universally shit. This schtick is way overplayed in any case.

What is it with this thread and dumbasses taking a joke that was funny once or twice and telling it over and over until it's run totally into the ground.