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throb

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>> No.14334939

I want a khepri to throw me into the anubis pits.

>> No.14334944

>>14334760
>>14334760
>>14334760
There's only so many MG types that could use that anatomy flavor, though.

>> No.14334945

>>14334928
>Wendigo pit
Not sure what to think about that one.
On one hand, it would be pretty cute. On the other hand, it would be a little awkward, with all of the little Wendigos initially just forming a circle around the guy.

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New chapter featuring unnecessary additions.

>> No.14334953
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14334953

First for indulgent and fashionable Alps.

>> No.14334954
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14334954

>You will never be hunted by an Elven Beast Tamer

>> No.14334955

>>14334952
A new chapter? After the creator said he got scared?
What bullshit wizardry is this?

>> No.14334957

>>14334952
>>14334955
http://exhentai.org/g/871576/139c193cc6/

Actually, nevermind, you weren't kidding.

>> No.14334958

>>14334955
The wizardry of growing a pair.

>> No.14334959

>>14334953
I'd spoil an alp rotten.

All the headpats it could ever want.

>> No.14334960

>>14334953
Stop calling whatever you like an alp

>> No.14334961

>>14334936
At what point in a relationship is it okay to ask a Jinko if i can touch her _abs?
What about licking them?

>> No.14334962

>>14334914 (You)
>The snuggle pits
>That's a little too stimulating for a first timer anon.

He must be made to pay for his sins.

>> No.14334964 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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14334964

You could have prevented this

>> No.14334965

Monster girls don't love you unless you're absolutely perfect.

>> No.14334967

>>14334953
>that
>alp

>> No.14334969

>>14334960
You can't stop me, Alps look just like succubi, so I can literally call any demon girl that looks like a succubi an Alp and there's nothing proving me wrong.

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>>14334952
I hope Jin starts a series featuring shenanigans between the DQ hero looking motherfucker and CC witch.

>> No.14334972

Why do Alps attract the transgender autist audience?

>> No.14334973

>>14334964
That isn't a head pat

>> No.14334975

>>14334972
Because that's literally what they cater to.

>> No.14334977
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14334977

>>14334969
>Alps look just like succubi
Go away tranny

>> No.14334982

>Anons actually think monster girls wouldn't unconditionally love them
Some people are fucking dumb as all hell.

>> No.14334986
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>>14334953
That Alp isn't nearly indulgent or fashionable enough anon.

>> No.14334989

>tfw no biker hellhound in black leather to offer me a ride

>> No.14334990

x is best girl

>> No.14334993

>>14334990
>X
>Best anything

>> No.14334995

>monstergirls don't love you
>every demon girl is an alp
Off to a great start.

>> No.14335000

I want to have casual sex with monster girls while never committing to any of them!

>> No.14335002

>>14334990
I'm pretty certain that Ω is best girl.

>> No.14335003

>>14334995
Can we just start over again?

>> No.14335004
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14335004

>>14334995
Fuck it.

Kung Fu Hustle-esque communities in the Mist Continent.

>> No.14335007

>>14334989
Would she be all Ghost Rider?

>> No.14335008

>>14334957
Some elf sits her ass on your floor and refuses to move unless you take her virginity. What do?

>> No.14335009

>>14334995
The doors right there.

>> No.14335012

I want to be snuggled into a Selkie's furbag with a Wendigo's cloak covering me and my head resting on a Weresheep wool pillow

>> No.14335014

>>14335008
I'm grabbin' me mallet.

>> No.14335015

>>14335008
Kick her in the throat and drag her out.

>> No.14335018

>>14335008
Where exactly? Floor is kind of a general area

>> No.14335021

>>14334961
Touching comes pretty early, they like to be admired. You had better be pretty comited before you go farther than that though.

>> No.14335022

>>14335000
I want to be denied sex by my MG waifu while she tells me and shows me how she has sex with other men!

>> No.14335023

>>14335018
I'm gonna assume it's the living room floor somewhere very noticeable and inconvenient.

>> No.14335024

>>14335014
>>14335015
What a waste. Toss her to a tentacle plant and come back when she's worth something.

>> No.14335025

>>14335004
She looks soft. No, not fat soft, fuck off.

>> No.14335026

>>14335004
>That smug-ass grin
O-Oh my...

>> No.14335028

>>14335023
Oh
Oh, well I'd just leave her there. Course, feed her so she doesn't die and move her when I have to clean up
But other from that, if she's not going to move I'm not going to force her

>> No.14335031

>>14334952
Shotacon sorceress is cute.

>> No.14335033

>>14334955
>scared
Of what?

>> No.14335035

>>14334964
why would I want to?

>> No.14335037

>>14335008
Leave and come back with a stage 3 alp that will violate that elf and show her where her place is.

>> No.14335038
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14335038

Hows this?

>> No.14335042
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14335042

>>14334972

>> No.14335044

>>14335038
That hip/waist ratio
I'm sorry, I got distracted for a spell. what was the question?

>> No.14335047

>>14335033
Of being popular. He realised how many people read his stuff, and that it was even being translated for an English-speaking audience.

He didn't want to disappoint people by not living up to their standards, so instead he disappointed people by not doing anything at all.

>> No.14335048

>>14335008
Princess carry her to the bed and then cuddle her and don't let things escalate until she at least lets me take her to dinner and get to know her.
I'd date and fuck a socially awkward NEET elf.

>> No.14335049

>>14335004
Big fluffy ass paws, I want to hold them.

>> No.14335052

>>14335047
>he disappointed people by not doing anything at all

Lantern?

>> No.14335053

>>14335047
That's understandable, coming from a nip.

>> No.14335056

>>14334964
Dude I like demons, but she fucking deserved it.

>> No.14335059

>>14335004
I do love monk classes. Naked meditation with a monstergirl, now that will build discipline and focus.

>> No.14335061

People being shitty over MGs I like make me want to do the same for anytime anyone shows any amount of attraction to monster girls.

>> No.14335067

>>14335038
Is that Makoto as a Succubus?

>> No.14335070

>>14335067
Makoto from what?

>> No.14335075

>>14335061
What monstergirls do you like

>> No.14335080

>>14335075
Mindflayers

>> No.14335082

>>14335067
Looks like her

>> No.14335084

I want to marry a monstergirl

>> No.14335086

>>14335080
Shit taste, Mindflayers are garbage tier and deserve no love, fuck you for liking them.

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14335087

>>14335056
gone through more cocks than a chicken farm

>> No.14335088

>>14335080
Meh I have it worse.

Vampire

>> No.14335090
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14335090

Masochistic MGs a best.

>> No.14335092

>>14335070
From Idolm@ster.

>> No.14335093

>>14335080
Mindflayers can be nice. I think there were several examples in the previous thread.

I would imagine that they are on par with nightmares with the ability to stop bad dreams.

>> No.14335099

>>14334936
That coloration is even better than the basic one.

>>14335080
Mindflayers are wonderful. Just the right mix of alluring and weird for my tastes.

>> No.14335101

>>14335088
Nothing wrong with having good taste.

>> No.14335102

>>14335080
At least you didn't say Alps, or I would have called you a shitposting faggot.

>> No.14335103
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14335103

Get some sleep anon.

>> No.14335104

>>14335090
My nigger. Minstergirls who are okay with going to sleep while in tight bondage while I cuddle them lovingly is muh fetish.

>> No.14335106

>>14335090
Sadistic monstergirls a best.

>> No.14335107

>>14335102
The only shitposting faggot here is you.

>> No.14335109

>>14335103
Sleep is for weenies, and for people who don't have papers to write.

>> No.14335110

>>14335103
No, the alps are gonna eat me.

>> No.14335112
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14335112

>>14335103
Okay. But only if a cute succubus visits me in my dreams.

>> No.14335113

>>14335109
>tfw have 3 papers to write but staye in the thread, now it's too late to start

I seriously need a kikimora.

>> No.14335114

>>14335090
>>14335106
Both are best.
As long as it makes them bite their lip.

>> No.14335118

>>14335080
good taste

>> No.14335119

>>14335114
Nah, masochistic a best, that guy can go fuck himself.

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14335124

Tell me about your headcanon anon. What do you imagine MG culture is like?

>> No.14335125

>>14335114
This this this thisthisthisthis

>> No.14335127

>>14335113
Get your shit together, anon-kun.

>> No.14335128

>>14335119
Anon you don't understand.
You could be spanking a monstergirl's bountiful ass or she could tie you to the bed and ride you while you squirm beneath her, as long as she's doing that aroused lip biting thing it's the best to me.

>> No.14335131

>>14335124
I'd rather we not have this conversation, considering how much shit gets flung around this topic.

>> No.14335135

>>14335114
Sadistic monstergirls are better.

>> No.14335138

>>14335128
Becareful there, you are triggering him.

>> No.14335139

>>14335128
>thinking you can only have one
Anons are real dummies, aren't they?

>> No.14335148

>>14335131
But anon, that's just the thing.

People here are always arguing about their headcanon for MGE and all that stuff, but we never seem to ever go in depth over what we think MGworld actually looks like outside of relative arguments, which is actually worth discussion.

>> No.14335150

>>14335128
No, you don't understand, I like what I like and don't need anyone leaving their dick prints all over it.

>> No.14335152

>>14335124
It might be an illusion of the dress, but that girl appears to have a fairly large ass.

>> No.14335153

>>14335124
It's probably shit.

>> No.14335155

>>14335150
You sound like a faggot everytime you say that.

>> No.14335158

Guys, /monster/ is dying, what are we going to do with all those refugees?

>> No.14335162

>>14335022
I want to have lots of extra-marital sex with monster girls until I eventually leave my human wife for one!

>> No.14335163

>>14335155
Don't you have some feet to be licking?

>> No.14335169

>>14335158
Well that's a scary thought.

What we always do, welcome the like minded, chase the rest out.

>> No.14335171

>>14335158
The same thing Europe needs to do with it's invaders.
Concentration camps.

>> No.14335173

>>14335163
>implying
Keep it up, champ.

>> No.14335176

>>14335171
>The same thing the entire world needs to do with it's invaders.
ftfy

>> No.14335182

>>14335148
No one wants to talk about things like that, we'd all rather shitpost to high heaven because we don't agree with each other about anything.

>> No.14335183

>>14335158
We close the door and lock it
I know it's one of you who keeps coming here and forgets to close the damn door behind them.

>> No.14335185

>>14335158
>/monster/ is dying
You base this on what?

>> No.14335188

>>14335158
Called it.

>> No.14335189

>>14335158
>/monster/ is dying
Isn't the site itself collapsing, or do I have that wrong.

>> No.14335194

>>14335173
What you should be getting form my post, I don't give two shits about your opinion.>>14335104 This guy is like me, great. >>14335106 This one isn't, but at least he has enough balls to say he has the opposite and isn't telling me what I should like, like you >>14335128 because having everything is your thing. Piss off.

>> No.14335196

>>14335158
Why?
What happened?

>> No.14335197

>>14335124
I've thought up a whole Dragoon Subculture in my head.

I just need to write it down...

>> No.14335199

>>14335158
/monster/?

>> No.14335202

>>14335194
I'm not that guy, this was my first post >>14335155, pls stop being dumb.

>> No.14335203

>>14335124
Fun

>> No.14335204

>>14335199
Don't worry about it

>> No.14335208

>>14335204
I think I need to worry about it anon.

>> No.14335209

>>14335202
Piss. Off.

>> No.14335210

>>14335080
So, you one of them freaks who likes to get his brain fondled?

>> No.14335212

>>14335208
No, it's fine. You're better off not knowing
Trust me

>> No.14335215

>>14335139
Thing is, I'm a switch. I'd enjoy both.

>> No.14335216

>>14335158
They can't be as autistic as us

>> No.14335217

>>14335209
Nah, bitch.

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14335219

Curry is on it again, it seems.

>> No.14335221

>>14335208
Everything we despise here, they embrace it, that's all you need to know to see how bad it would be if they migrated here.

>> No.14335222

>>14335124
Personally my ideal MG world would be similar to ours, but with MG that would genuinely love you.

>> No.14335225

>>14335212
I really think I need to worry about it. This seems like something to worry about.

>> No.14335234

>>14335124
Im trying to write a piece thats essentially an in universe dating guide. Sorted into two halves, one for monsters dating humans the other for humans dating monsters. Written by a monster human couple so it has both perspectives.

>> No.14335236

>>14335217
So I was right in thinking you're just some faggot looking to fight. Wonderful. Can't bait me though. Better luck next time.

>> No.14335238

>>14335225
These guys >>14335087

>> No.14335241

>>14335236
>>14335173

>> No.14335242

>>14335217
Go back on vacation Saltfag.

>> No.14335246

>>14335216
Exact same shit. Kept more in check by active moderation.
All it would change is the volume of the threads.

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>>14335124
That everything is cranked up to eleven.

Stronger than humans on average
Feel emotions more strongly than humans
A whole heaping pile of instinct that can be helpful or hurtful
Many think on a fundamentally different level than humans in terms of priorities and behavior

"Ambassador, emissary, negotiator...You think I care about any of that? Come closer handsome and I'll tell you a secret. There's only two titles any monster will risk everything to have, those of wife and mother."

>> No.14335251

>>14335242
Samefag namecalling? You are on a roll tonight.

>> No.14335252

>>14335219
She looks excellent with short hair.

>> No.14335255

>>14335216
You have no idea.
It's more depressing than anything else, seeing what could have been alright stories descend into garbage because the writer intentionally starts writing the main character as some unlikable and/or literally autistic twit.

>> No.14335256 [DELETED] 

>>14335248
Wow, you're pathetic.

>> No.14335258

>>14335216
They're worse

>> No.14335264

>>14335248
Your picture has distracted me and made everything you just said look like jibberish

>> No.14335266

>>14335248
Grandmother is probably also one.

>> No.14335268

>>14335248
>There's only two titles any monster will risk everything to have, those of wife and mother.
hnnng

>> No.14335272

>>14335248
>muh monsters are the superior beings!
Fucking die.

>> No.14335274

>>14335124
I'm "No fun allowed". That's everything you need to know.

>> No.14335276

>>14335256
>>14335272
Jeez man you don't gotta be so upset over a good time

>> No.14335277

>>14335272
>Superior
>Only physically stronger and ruled by their emotions even more than regular women

Learn to read.

>> No.14335280
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>>14335124
I think that monster culture would be all together not dissimilar to the one generally posited by the thread; generally motivated by sex and pleasure. That said however, I also think that there would be less specific emphasis on sex and sexual pleasure and more on general aestheticism and egocentric indulgence.

A world where everyone is basically overcome by chuunibyou, all living out their disparate fantasies in a world that where you can do that and get away with it, but still looking ridiculous to everyone who isn't living in the same fantasy as you, and yourself all the while, living as according to your own ideal of vanity.

>> No.14335281

>>14335248
I like it.

>> No.14335283

>>14335219
>Monoeye in a swallowtail suit
She looks tremendously professional. Would hire as an assistant.

>> No.14335285

>>14335277
Oh great, so they're even worse than normal women. Wonderful.

>> No.14335286

>>14335248
Not bad.

>> No.14335292

>>14335280
There's still a lot of Sex & Drugs though right?

>> No.14335298

>>14335276
Nothing is good about being a bitchboy bootlicker to monster girls.

>> No.14335299

>>14335298
Why so salty

>> No.14335302

>>14335298
Put your tits in a freezer and maybe you'll feel better.

>> No.14335304

>>14335124
They have a larger focus on sex and family then most humans. Most of them try to emulate human culture in order to get closer to them. You've got the more physical ones creating sports teams, monstergirls making their own media and entertainment, and some of them become doctors and ambassadors in order to understand humans more.

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>>14335292
Yeah, but with a fair amount of art, music, fashion, and general 'style' to go along with it.

>> No.14335308

>>14335299
>salty
Please die slowly and painfully.

>> No.14335310

>>14335298
Nothing wrong with knowing your place.

>> No.14335311

>>14335087
Anon, if you keep posting guro/snuff on a SFW board, you're going to get a 3-day vacation.

>> No.14335312

>>14335298
>MONSTERS being strong and wanting to jump your bones = hard femdom

dude, please

>> No.14335313

>>14335308
Guess we hit the nail on the head then, didn't we guys?

>> No.14335317

>>14335310
Don't shitstart anon.

>> No.14335321

>>14335313
It's been that way for hours or even days, or even months.

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14335325

>>14335313
Yes, but just ignore and report, he's been banned before.

>> No.14335326

>>14335004
I want to cuddle chubby pudgy monster girls

>> No.14335328

>>14335312
This. Nobody said anything about them being better either. They're just kind of described as what they are, monstrous creatures that value a man more than anything.

What's interesting is applying those rules to how they actually function. You know how much crime and blood is spilled over stuff like money? Imagine the depths monsters would sink to to gain what they see as the most important thing or to protect it.

>> No.14335331

>>14335325
Why does he hate Monster Hunter anyway.

Did he get owned by a velociraptor reskin.

>> No.14335336

Guys Monster Girl Redux is dying. What are we gonna do with all the refuges?

>> No.14335339

>>14335248
I like it

>> No.14335340

>>14335328
Why would they even kill each other over men? It's not like men are an endangered species, so they only reason they wold even fight each other is if one girl started to harass another girl's man for some reason.

>> No.14335343

>>14335326
I want you to get husked.

>> No.14335344

>>14335280
>>14335307
I kind of want to see a story set in this interpretation of MGE, it seems interesting.

>> No.14335348

>>14335328
>monstergirls killing each other over you
BABY YES

>> No.14335349

>>14335343
husk
həsk/
verb
past tense: husked; past participle: husked

1.
remove the husk or husks from.
2.
say something in a husky voice.
"“Help me,” husked Miles"

I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to tell me.

>> No.14335351

>>14335340
Same reasons as people do stuff. Plenty of folks believe in an honest days work and plenty of people are murdering thieves. Then there's all the ones in-between. Monsters would have that same kind of spectrum of personalities.

>> No.14335352

>>14335349
I want you to get the life drained out of you and die' looking like a dessicated mummy.

>> No.14335353

>>14335349
husked
Ref. by Nabokov's Ada in ADA OR ARDOR as "the most extraordinary word in the English language" because it means two opposite things. Husked, as in botany: wrapped in a protective sheathing; and husked, as in common usage: undressed by another.
She was tightly husked by her underwear, but as she was willing, she was easily husked by the amorous youth.
I'm with you, but i think he wants you naked.

>> No.14335354

>>14335331
>why is this sword so slow
>where's the dash button

>> No.14335357

>>14335353
>but i think he wants you naked.
So all this time saltfag was just a really bitter alp?

>> No.14335358

>>14335331
Monster Hunter is tedious repetition made to entertain nobody aside from autistic people.

>> No.14335359

>>14335124
Not all that different. The obvious emphasis on sex and love (perhaps in that order) and probably a thriving arts culture. With wealth or conflict no longer anyone's primary motivator, I'd imagine far more time being spent on things like music and art.

>> No.14335360

>>14335344
Well, you might see one if I ever get around to writing it.

>> No.14335361

>>14335352
A tsundere alp, yes.

>> No.14335364

>>14335361
Grumpy even?

>> No.14335365

>>14335351
Seems a bit forced to me.

>> No.14335367

>>14335357
>>14335364
Well, of course he would be bitter, he lost his best friend.

>> No.14335369

>>14335365
>being as diverse as we are
>forced
kek

>> No.14335374

>>14335367
Sounds like she needs something to fill that void

>> No.14335375

>>14335374
Food?

>> No.14335376

>>14335374
Ah yes
Chocolates

>> No.14335379

>>14335374
Maybe a pet_?

>> No.14335384

>>14335374
>>14335375
>>14335376
>>14335379
Come on, let's not probe this alp with stuff. Stick with the basics, don't ask her intrusive questions. Don't jam them in her.

>> No.14335387

>>14335365
Not at all. All of the differences in human societies are based on different sets of priorities and self-imposed values. We're the same species planetwide.

Monsters being so radically different in their values and priorities from existing human cultures means their own ones would be almost alien. It would be a damn shame not to explore them. Our own world is a strange and varied place. Theirs would be even more so.

>> No.14335390

>>14335384
So, no chocolates?
But I thought woman loved chocolate. This is what I get for trusting Valentines day commercials

>> No.14335392

>be working at home
>werecat waifu lays down on your desk and blocks your view of the computer to get your attention
Take a break Y/N

>> No.14335393

>>14335369
I can understand killing for money, you always need lots of it and it can be hard to get. The same with oil, or land. But monstergirls are designated to seduce and fuck men, and there's plenty of men to go around. I think them taking the hard way and killing each other like cartoon villains is like a man spending money to by a gun so he an rob a grocery store for amount of groceries equivalent to the money he spent of the gun. I guess you cold pull it off, but it seems like a lazy way to add conflict.

>> No.14335394

I hate all of you.

>> No.14335397

>>14335375
>>14335376
You know, you can't just keep giving alps food. Then they'll expect to be allowed to stay, and just lounge around your house in stained underwear and get tubby. Is that what you want?

>> No.14335398

>>14335394
Love you too grump.

>> No.14335399

>>14335392
Y

>> No.14335403

>>14335392
Is she waving her ass in my face? Because if so I'm going to take a break to carry her to the bed and pound it until her tongue lolls out.

>> No.14335404

>>14335397
Eh, I wouldn't mind the company, I'm gone most evenings anyway so she could chill out and snack so long as she doesn't bring anyone else in.

>> No.14335405

>>14335397
>Stained underwear
No. Go change into clean clothes
Alps I swear

>> No.14335409

>>14335359
Seems fair. The most important thing for an MG is fucking her husband. After that, I can't imagine them putting a lot of value on wealth. While I'm sure some work would need to be done so society could function, the arts would be a good way to spend time near the family.

>> No.14335411

>>14335403
she may just want ear scratches and cuddles, but it's not as if she'd be averse to getting booty blasted

>> No.14335412
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14335412

>>14335392
Chinese motherfucking dresses.

>> No.14335413

>>14335397
No. I'd rather have an Alp lounging around my place in clean underwear.

>> No.14335416

>>14335411
Then she can sit on my lap until I finish what I'm doing.
Then we can cuddle up and watch a movie or something.

>> No.14335417

>>14335393
The point is those would be outliers. Unless they're all mindless robots, there would be good mgs and bad mgs.

>> No.14335418

>>14335393
>and there's plenty of men to go around

It could be far enough down the timeline where that's not true anymore. Even if it was, it could simply be a problem of logistics, just like there's bumper crops in the North American great plains enough to feed over half the world but there's still kids starving in the worst parts of Africa. The very nature of having monster specific countries and monster cultures creates a local shortage of men. Imagine having to deal with distant traders for husbands or going beyond the borders of your whole country before single men became really common.

>> No.14335421

>>14335387
Sex politics in monster society would be so ridiculous, can you imagine the equivalent of what we consider deviant in human culture in MG society?

>> No.14335425

>>14335421
They'd make free love hippies and nudist colonies look like Mennonites.

>> No.14335426

>>14335418
There's always sharing.

>> No.14335434

I want to have a horrible break up with a monster girl, causing her to become my stalker.

>> No.14335435

>>14334971
Gloomy tittymonster cakes tickle my wiener

>> No.14335437

>>14334990
x is for faggots
I bet you like skub too you alp

>> No.14335438

>>14335418
That's why the human realm invasions happen, and why even then, Spherica, effectively Lilim levels of semen demon, has to advertise for a husband.

>> No.14335439

>>14335418
>shortage of men
It still blows my mind that KC chose to include the whole possible extinction thing.

>> No.14335442

>>14335426
Even that has it's limits logistically, and with women in the ruling spots, the traditional harem setup wouldn't work very well. Could you imagine? It could even be a public service job.

>Here's the town doctor
>The sheriff
>The judge
>The notary
>The blacksmith
>And the town HUSBAND
Elected for five terms and running again in November. Vote Richard, a dick you can trust.

>> No.14335444

>>14335437
Anti-skub nigger please leave.

>> No.14335449

>>14335417
I that's the point I'm trying to make. Acting like this is a common occurrence wold be plain stupid.

>>14335418
I would think that mg governments would have deals with human countries to prevent this stuff. Monstergirls just existing would open up plenty of jobs because of how unique they are. Doctors could train to become MG specialists. Chefs could learn to cook foods fit for their appetites. Builders and architects wold have to build homes and streets build for many different species. Human countries wold also be expected to encourage tourism and immigration s part as their deals. That's already one good reason for men to keep coming into monstergirl country. Not to mention the freaks that want to put their dicks into them, or people who just want to move way from their country and/or stat a new life.

>> No.14335451

>>14335439
Yeah, especially considering the fact that it's so slow coming it basically isn't going to ever happen.

Over a thousand years in the making, monsters are still at less than 10% the world population.

>> No.14335452

>>14334990
>X
>Not Σ
You're not part of the new age, anon.

>> No.14335453

>>14335090
I love smug masochists

>> No.14335454

>>14335439
I like it personally. It's a great source of conflict and a good ending needs some creativity instead of just the power of friendship.

>> No.14335455
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14335455

>>14335438
Based on that ad alone, I get the feeling that she'd be a loving, if incredibly lewd, wife.
Imagine her Elementals getting you prepped up for her and then having her ride you.
You'd probably have to cum for all of them too.

>> No.14335457

>>14335437
>>14335444
Fuck off to [board] skub fags.

>> No.14335459

>>14335455
That would be pretty shitty.

>> No.14335460

>>14335453
>smug
I'd say expectant, but yeah, that is fun too.

>> No.14335461
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14335461

For when you need your mofu on the go!

>> No.14335462

>>14335442
>Town husband
I can't help but imagine entire towns being formed from harems, sending their daughters out to find a nice man to form a town with.
The sex would probably be insane. Imagine one monstergirl riding your dick while a horde of them surround you, looking at you with lustful eyes.
Some of the ones closer to you might pour endurance potions or holst milk into your mouth. Or maybe whisper lewd encouragement into your ears.

>> No.14335463

>>14335451
>are still at less than 10% the world population
Exponential growth, my friend.

>>14335454
I like conflict, but dislike that the good-ending (everyone getting waifus) is actually going to cause the bad ending (extinction). Nobody likes a lose-lose situation.

>> No.14335464

>>14335461
Fuck off furry.

>> No.14335467

Monster girls are only good for casual sex.

>> No.14335468

>>14335459
Explain why fucking a lewd CC and her elemental summons would be shitty anon.

>> No.14335469

>>14335461
Too damn cheesy.

>> No.14335471

>>14335463
Low as fuck birthrate and the forming of harems around the fathers of monster girls allowing what human males we have to go farther than they otherwise would.

>> No.14335474
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14335474

Trickster desert catgirls anyone?

>> No.14335475

>>14335215
You know what that makes you, Anon? A filthy fraternal acquaintance patrician sensibilities.

>> No.14335476

>>14335468
Elementals and Dark Matters are shitty people and femdom is a shitty fetish which is what almost every monster girl practices.

>> No.14335478

>>14335449
Nah man. Tourist economies are always nothing but service oriented and the local core industries suffer greatly especially from inflation. Plus you're treating them like they'd exercise some kind of economic leverage based on those things, which didn't even develop until post WWII with the death of imperialism and the US and USSR trying affect their influence that way.

Depending on the culture, they might just have straight up vassal states or colonies to ship in human men. Or establish men as property in the same way you classically had women treated in post-Bronze Age societies until very recently.

What's really ridiculous is that you seem to think they wouldn't be militant or imperialistic, especially when the MGE ones are extremely that way. They just have comically terrible military discipline.

>> No.14335479

>>14335474
Yes

>> No.14335480

>>14335216
They're actually worse, believe it or not.

>> No.14335481

>>14335476
Oh my god fuck off, I'm a dom and even I'm sick of you.

>> No.14335482

>>14335476
Ah, so you're saltbitch. Okay, now I know you're not worth replying to.

>> No.14335485

>>14335482
>says while replying to him
lol

>> No.14335486

>>14335248
That sounds like it'd be a clusterfuck but if I get one of those creatures in your image I'll volunteer to help them organize their administration.

>> No.14335489

>>14335486
This is why you always put married monsters in positions of power. They need to care about doing their job right to make things better for their family instead of chasing dick.

>> No.14335490

>>14335463
Yeah, I know population growth mechanics too, but at that rate of growth it'll still be a few thousand years before it becomes a really big problem that anyone would need to actually worry about, and by then, the demon lord will have probably made the necessary progress for monster girls to have sons. I mean, we know that that's how it's supposed to go, with the demon lord eventually solving the problem, but with so much fucking time to do it, there's actually no need to be concerned at all if it's even possible.

>> No.14335494

>>14335478
I don't know anything about economics, I was just brainstorming ways in which they cold attract men to their territories without being plain antagonistic.

>> No.14335496

>>14335489
>Putting women in power
>Ever
Have fun when they fuck everything up.

>> No.14335499

>>14335476
Faggot.

>> No.14335501

>>14335392
Take your dick out and wave it at her a little

>> No.14335503

>>14334954
I dunno. Every one I've seen is a little too attached to their pets. With how much care and attention she shows in relieving them after fights, it's a wonder she manages to find time for her semendemon quota. Odd, that.

>> No.14335505

>>14335478
I actually don't think that MGs would really have any kind of officially administered government or anything like that at all. It'd basically be an anarchy where anything goes as long as you don't piss off anyone stronger than you, and it mostly works because of the absence of significant need in MG society.

>> No.14335507

>>14335494
Countries by nature are antagonists, friend. That's why diplomacy is so difficult in real life.

>> No.14335509

>>14335501
>waving anything in front of a cat
I see pain in your future.

>> No.14335514

>>14335505
Certainly that way in MGE because of mamano mana. I don't like to use that in my stuff though, for basically the reasons you listed. That and the whole eventual corruption of everything forever.

>> No.14335515

>>14335482
That was obvious like 100 posts ago, Anon. He's trying really hard today. Just report and ignore.

>> No.14335518

>>14335476
You say that, but Minos are pretty cute girls.

>> No.14335519

You did it, anon. You have the waifu/harem of your dreams and many years living a happy life as an incubus.

How do you plan on living your life?

>> No.14335520
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14335520

Cow girls?

>> No.14335522

>>14335489
I guess that could be that world's version of 18th-19th century's land ownership clause, i.e. you need to be married to count as a citizen and vote and shit.

>> No.14335523

>>14335507
I guess. But since monstergirls love men and hate violence, they would try to make peace.

>> No.14335524

>>14335519
Normally? Like how I do now?

>> No.14335525

>>14335519
Play vydia and fuck. Maybe go into the wilderness and hunt. What did you expect?

>> No.14335527

>>14335519
>living a happy life as an incubus.
But that's not a happy life at all.

>> No.14335528

>>14335520
I want to sleep on a cow.

>> No.14335529

>>14335509
Harming the D is antithetical to monstergirl nature though. That's why I want to see what happens; will her cat instincts win, or her semen demon instincts?

>> No.14335530
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14335530

>>14335520
Yes.

>> No.14335532

>>14335519
Second >>14335525

>>14335520
Yes.

>> No.14335534

>>14335514
Well, I see what you mean, but you don't need to implement it exactly like that, as with most things in MGE, you can take liberties implementation and effects as well as the nuances and stuff. Even if you have to go against the canon of MGE to do that, whatever, you're doing that anyway by not including Demonic energy at all, so, just do what you want, basically, is what I'm saying.

>> No.14335535

>>14335527
Fine. Living as a happily married human with greater than normal sexual stamina and a strangely long life-expectancy.

Or you could just continue being a faggot.

>> No.14335536

>>14335519
Live a quiet life of work and study with my waifu.

>> No.14335537
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14335537

>>14335528
I want to fuck the cow's mouth.

>> No.14335538
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14335538

>>14335520
Yes please.

>> No.14335542

>>14335535
Being an Incubi is shit though, it's almost as bad as being a nigger.

>> No.14335544

>>14335535
>replying

>> No.14335555

>>14335544
I'm bored.

>>14335534
I don't follow. Why wouldn't there be any form of government? There obviously has to be a system of organized trade, a militia to protect it's interests, and even a basic legislative body.

>> No.14335557

Which monstergirl would help soothe my wicked razor burn?

>> No.14335560

>>14335557
slime

>> No.14335564

I'm calling it an early one tonight but I just wanted to wish you all a good evening and remind you not to burn down the thread.

I mean, the undine junior firefighter brigade would love the practice but it's not good to keep setting everything ablaze.

>> No.14335565

>>14335560
I was thinking something soft and fluffy.

>> No.14335567

>>14335557
Which monstergirl would help soothe my broken heart and will to live

>> No.14335568

>>14335344
I honestly feel like this is what the setting is intended to be read as; sexual chuuni fuel.

>> No.14335569

>>14335564
Fuck you good night faggot.

>> No.14335570

What monster girl would be good for the very hostile anons?

>> No.14335571

>>14335569
I love you too Anon.
No alp.

>> No.14335574

>>14335570
Yeti for healing hugs. Minflayer for intimate therapy. Amazons to teach them to be happy of their place in life.

>> No.14335575

>>14335570
Kobold or Holsts.

>> No.14335576

>>14335567
Your mom as a yeti

>> No.14335578

>>14335570
None of them, they deserve no love.

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14335581

>>14335570
>an Oni will never let you relieve your stress on her impenetrable abs before pulling you into a hug

>> No.14335583

>>14335494
>I was just brainstorming ways in which they could attract men to their territories

You mean sexy nymphomaniacs aren't enough of an incentive?

>> No.14335584

>>14335557
>>14335570
The answer to every question is always, always, Kikimora.

>> No.14335585

>>14335574
>Amazons to teach them to be happy of their place in life.
That will just make everything worse anon.

You fucking faggot.

>> No.14335587

>>14335570
Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion

>> No.14335589

>>14335583
I don't think many regular people wold even like monstergirls, the popularity of EMG notwithstanding.

>> No.14335595

>>14335555
Why would there be? Human governments developed in response to environmental pressures and stayed because they've dealt really well with a lot of issues overtime. Monster girls as a whole have a dynamic that works in a way that is almost inherently detrimental to society in general as a construct, why would one even continue to exist in a monster girl dominated world?

>> No.14335597

>>14335587
Speaking of which, I always wanted a 3-way with the Eredar twins from Sunwell.

>> No.14335601

>>14335581
I want to hold an Oni down and slap her muscular ass.

>> No.14335602
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14335602

I would like to begin with a quote from Terry Pratchett's Sourcery. Ahem.
>The stranger threw back her hood and shook out her long hair. It was almost pure white. Since her skin was tanned golden the general effect was calculated to hit the male libido like a lead pipe.
Discuss.

>> No.14335604

>>14335585
You don't get it. She'll take home a typical hyper aggressive douchebag and give him cuddles and tender snusnu and teach him how to be kind and gentle until he's become a good father and greets his wife home with smile every day.

>> No.14335606

>>14335589
I think you underestimate the great deal of time, money, and energy that (normal) men put into attracting women.

To know they could just be handed a dedicated and loving partner built like a super model, on a silver platter, along with all the other perks of incubization from MG exposure (longevity, perma-fitness, etc)... well, I think the answer speaks for itself.

>> No.14335607

>>14335602
Terry Pratchett had good taste.

>> No.14335609

>>14335555
>I don't follow. Why wouldn't there be any form of government? There obviously has to be a system of organized trade, a militia to protect it's interests, and even a basic legislative body.

I'm the guy he replied to, and that's because those things exist because of a collective societal need that just doesn't exist for a mamano mana based system.

Trade is largely unnecessary because food is largely unnecessary. You don't need a system to distribute anything more effectively than independent caravans could. Trading guilds would fill the gaps just as they did in the old days.

Basic legislative body is unnecessary because monsters in MGE only respect the Demon Lord as any kind of authority. It's every girl for herself unless La Jefa tells them to do something.

Official militia is unnecessary because monsters are so OP. They'd just drum up a peasant militia force feudal style if there was trouble. But the DL has a standing army anyway because there are monsters who do love to fight and those that see it as the easiest way to find a husband.

So no real society. Society exists because there are things we can do together to make our lives better that we can't do alone. Monsters are so independent of that, they really have no need of it.

>> No.14335611

>>14335604
But what if that's not his kind of thing? Then he's just going to drug the Amazon and run away.

Then that Amazon is going to wake up sad, you don't want that do you?

>> No.14335616

>>14335606
I have a friend who's immediate reaction to EMG was to loudly and continually shout "Genocide".

>> No.14335617

>>14335607
>had
A man is not dead while his name is still spoken.

>> No.14335618

>>14335570
What Monster Girl would be best for Tough Love?

>>14335574
Has pretty solid ideas.

>> No.14335619

>>14335604
>greets his wife home
And you were doing so well.

>> No.14335624

>>14335617
He, like Steve Irwin, is someone I will always believe was taken too soon.

>> No.14335625

Y'know, in this overly serious discussion of Monster Girls as a society, I'd bring up the idea of social interaction...but I know that'd just get ignored as "Something MGs don't need; they just need the D." or some shit.

That, and really, I doubt most here care about social interaction anyway.

>> No.14335626

I want a monstergirl to jump out and me and announce herself in grand fashion, only to get super depressed when I give her cat face.

>> No.14335628

>>14335606
Then there's the religious groups that would treat them as abominations, feminists not wanting to have competition, people in general finding them to be weird or outright disgusting , especially for monsters like Alices or the rapetrains.

Then there's people like in >>14335611
who would be human supremacists.

>> No.14335630

>>14335628
You're damn right I'd be a human supremacist.

>> No.14335631

>>14335628
I meant to quote >>14335616

>> No.14335633

>>14335625
I mean, governments don't really have much to do with whether or not you and your MG waifu talk to the neighbors with any frequency though?

>> No.14335635

>>14335625
You're implying you need a society to do something like that. You can get tons of strangers together to have a party or a festival without any proper officiating.

But it would likely be organized through the church as that has always been a classic vehicle for that and we know there are all sorts of adherents of the Church of the Fallen God and Sabbath and such in MGE that would serve the same purpose for monsters.

>> No.14335636

>>14335595
>inherently detrimental to society
You are obviously one of the anons that take everything in MGE word for word at face value.

Even ignoring this, trade alone necessitates a limited form of government. Else-wise, no food, shelter, or clothes. It could feasibly be limited on a communal scale, but it would exist.

>> No.14335637

>>14335633
>>14335635
I think we might not be on the same page as to the definition of "Society".

>> No.14335639

>>14335625
How do you imagine how women in society interact with each other? It's probably more or less just like that with the occasional
>HEY BETH YOU MARRIED YET

>> No.14335640
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14335640

Remember the retreat plan!

>> No.14335643

Holy shit this got boring. See what happens when you think? I'm joining deruella and turning you all into fuck happy incubi who'll never discuss this dumb shit again.

>> No.14335644

>>14335640
Right, I run into the open arms of the girls while you all run away.

>> No.14335645
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14335645

So brown girls with white hair?

>> No.14335646

>>14335640
For some reason, I thought there was a girl with doll joints in this pic.

>> No.14335647

>>14335640
I'm taking those dog girls.

>> No.14335649

>>14335643
I just want to teach Deruella the joy of cuddlefucking.

>> No.14335650

>>14335645
I see blonde.

>> No.14335652

>>14335640
Batgirl is sleeping on the job!

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>>14335645
I agree wholeheartedly.

>> No.14335654

>>14335640
So are the meidos raiding the place or is it like Nazarick?

>> No.14335655

>>14335645
That's blonde your maroon.

>> No.14335659

>>14335650
>>14335655
Well excuuuuse me, princess!

>> No.14335660

>>14335637
Look man, primitive ones had civilian government, religion, and military all rolled into one. MGE Monsters have anarchy in the form of no local government, no tax system, etc. That's what people are talking about.

If your asking about culture and socializing, then yeah they'd have some of that stuff. They would be missing critical parts of a human society though. But it would still be a society of a sort. Kind of goes back to that comment on them being so alien to our ways of doing things.

>> No.14335662

>>14335654
Based upon the Dullahan chasing the guy trying to run out with a bag of gold, I'mma go with the latter.

>> No.14335664

>>14335659
You're not welcome here.

>> No.14335665

>>14335649
I just want to teach Deruella the joy of Chess.

>> No.14335667

>>14335640
That is a nice spider girl.

>> No.14335668

>>14335643
Deruella plz. Go back to hugging your daki of Sir Neversmite

>> No.14335669

>>14335662
That means that dumb wolfu fell for her own trap!

>> No.14335673

>>14335665
What about the joy of chess pie?

>> No.14335674

>>14335668
>Sir Neversmite
>Not Pally the Paladin

Get better taste in imaginary holy warriors!

>> No.14335675

>>14335669
Serves her right for having black lingerie, all meidos should wear white.

>> No.14335676

>>14335668
Anon, please
Deruella has a Roland daki

>> No.14335679

>>14335660
Yeah, it really feels like you're stretching the definition of "Society" for your purposes.

I suppose you could argue "Basic Society" versus "Advanced Society", but a community of people joined together is still a society, however basic.

>> No.14335681

>>14335609
I can agree with all your points with the exception of the legislative body.

Regardless of who they ultimately defer to, society ceases to function without a body to manage day to day tasks. If the whole "24/7 orgy pit is your thing, by all means, otherwise roads, homes, institutions still need to be built and maintained. Someone has to be in charge of city planning. Unless you don't agree with MGs having any semblance of free will, there will be need for law enforcement beyond simply the victor killing the loser.

You mention guilds. Guilds in the old day were often just as powerful if not more powerful than the legitimate government. Look at the British trade companies in their day. Their very existence means a basic form of government as they manage their interests.

>> No.14335683

>>14335674
>>14335676
>>14335668

>Implying she doesn't have all three
It's a veritable Paladin Pit

>> No.14335685

>>14335669
I just realised how the collars are worn on the wolf girls.

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>>14335640
I wonder what he's thinking

>> No.14335687

>>14335683
The correct term is 'order' Anon.
A group of paladins is an order.

>> No.14335688

>>14335611
She'll heal his heart from tsundere to deredere
>Fuck you, you musclebound cunt, I'll kill you! Get away!
.>Don't ruffle my hair! I hate it!
>Fine, I guess you're alright at sex, but you're only good for your pussy, whore
>Learn how to cook? Why? Can't you do it? Huh. I guess it is part of being an adult. I'll try it, but only for myself.
>You think I'm improving at cooking? Well thanks, nobody has ever said anything like that to me before.
>Stop touching me! C-Cute!? I'm not cute, f-fuck you!
>Man, you're really warm, and your muscles actually feel sorta nice. Eh, we can cuddle in bed for a few more minutes.
>You're pregnant! Oh fuck, I'm not raising a kid! I can't raise a kid! I would just be an awful father...
>That's my daughter? She's...adorable. No, I'm not crying, shut up!
>Hi Dear, the stew is almost done, and the kids are at a friend's house. Do you want to pass the time somehow?

>> No.14335689

>>14335686
>POWAH! UNLIMITED POWAAAAHHH!

>> No.14335691

>>14335686
>'fuck im dying'

>> No.14335692

>>14335688
Die.

>> No.14335693

>>14335660
>>14335679
The distinction here is communal government. They'd have no need for a large bureaucracy and could happily manage on a local scale.

Total anarchy cripples any form of society. It just doesn't work.

>> No.14335696

>>14335692
Sounds like you need a nice Amazon in your life.

>> No.14335701

I want to go around and take pictures of monster girls posting seductively and make calendars out of them.

>> No.14335703

>>14335686
>"The chest wasn't rigged he said, well be fine he said."
or
>"Dave if I get out of this I'm shoving that helmet of yours up your own ass! I'm a wizard, you know I can make it happen!"

>> No.14335705

>>14335683
All this is making me wonder what would happen if Deruella met a new chosen hero, kind of like what happened with The Demon Lord.
>Deruella's doing her thing corrupting another kingdom.
>Suddenly this boy scout with spirit energy practically radiating from his body shows up and pretty much slaps her minions down.
>They fight for a bit and she manages to knock off his helmet, but he manages to force her into retreat.
>After she gets home, she starts sewing something up.
>An hour later, she's cuddling the daki she made of the hero squealing "The hero's so cute!~"
>On that day she vows to make him hers.
It's kinda like that one H-Manga, I think it was called Brandish? Except without a Shota who turns into a buff guy near demons.

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>>14335686
>Wait!
>Stop, if I have sex I lose my powers!
>Ah! Ahhhh!
>Oh.
>"Ahahaha, what a quickshot, I didn't even get your clothes off!"

>> No.14335708

>>14335688
All of my hate for you and everyone who shares your blood.

>> No.14335709

>>14335701
>you will never have a MG make a calendar just for you
>with her posing seductively every shot

>> No.14335710

>>14335686
>Snake cloaca stinks so bad!

>> No.14335712

>>14335686
>"Holy shit, she's not wearing any."

>> No.14335713
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14335713

Making Monster Girls cry!

>> No.14335714

>>14335681
>otherwise roads, homes, institutions still need to be built and maintained. Someone has to be in charge of city planning. Unless you don't agree with MGs having any semblance of free will, there will be need for law enforcement beyond simply the victor killing the loser.

MG's don't require shelter and don't benefit from living close together so those things are largely unnecessary. It seems they just live in corrupted cities and villages out of habit instead of any actual need. See the monsters living in the ruins of Lescatie, no fucks given. And in MGE, the world guide says monsters naturally defer to whichever one is stronger. No basic bureaucracy to tax and fund the basic government services either.

>You mention guilds. Guilds in the old day were often just as powerful if not more powerful than the legitimate government. Look at the British trade companies in their day. Their very existence means a basic form of government as they manage their interests.

The main point about trading guilds is they don't even have to be monsters. They could be humans operating in monster territories for the sweet sweet money. They're a self-regulated body unaffiliated with the national government. Same thing with a church. We're talking about national and local government here.

>> No.14335715

>>14335713
WHO WOULD MAKE THAT.

>> No.14335717

>>14335681
That's not a government in any kind though. MGs wouldn't have any kind of formal institution of societal management, most societies throughout history didn't until the became large enough that resources became scarce and needed to be organized and cultivated more efficiently.

The idea that a legislative body is the most impotent element of a working large society is kind of ridiculous, as those basically didn't exist for the duration of human history under institutions of real government. If such a thing is absent even in the presence of government, how is it more necessary than any other?

>> No.14335718

>>14335688
I liked it

>> No.14335719

>>14335692
>>14335708
oh look it's you guys
ready to try and kill more MG's?

>> No.14335722

>>14335709
Would that last picture be her posing on your bed?

>> No.14335723

>>14335688
I'm going to punch you.

>> No.14335726

>>14335717
This basically. A chief or some such is much more common.

>> No.14335727

>>14335705
>brandish
I got a friend who shares the same name as the shota.
He hates the series with a passion on that fact alone.

>> No.14335730

>>14335722
of course
with her swollen belly
thanks to that night in Chicago

>> No.14335732

>>14335707
>Man, that is one big spider butt
>Wait...what are those things on the end?
>There's some kind of white residue on them...
>Oh nasty, are you supposed to dick that?
>...I wonder what it would feel like

>> No.14335733

>>14335719
Only in self defense.

>> No.14335734

>>14335719
>anyone who doesn't like what I like wants to kill MGs
Try harder. Your taste is shit is all.

>> No.14335735

>>14335124

I haven't really thought too much about MG culture actually. Except maybe it's a bit more toned down then how KC imagines it and some things some anons have said here. But since Kejourou's profile doesn't much details except for how their hair works I basically made up my own headcanon on their habits.

Like when a Kejourou hugs someone they always feel the need to wrap them up in their hair at least a little bit. If they just hug someone normally without using any of their hair to hug them then it just feels weird to them; like they're being insincere. Or something a bit more simple and obvious like admiring their hair, reaching out and touching it with or without asking them, etc, repeatedly will be seen as a form of flirting.

I have a bunch more things like that but you get the idea.

>> No.14335736

>>14335713
>Lonely MG spots a mother with her daughter
>Begins crying because she can't find a man

This is too sad

>> No.14335739

>>14335732
>a wizard's understanding of sex
How horrifying.

>> No.14335740

>>14335730
>Chicago
She's a filthy slut and that's not your kid.

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>>14335688

>> No.14335746

>>14335727
Wasn't it one of those weird generic hero names?

>> No.14335750

>>14335740
what are you talking about? it was that night you two had that layover in Chicago and had to get a hotel until your flight the next day
what the fucks wrong with Chicago?
deep dish pizza a best

>> No.14335754

>>14335750
>what the fucks wrong with Chicago?
Too many niggers.

>> No.14335755

>>14335735
A bit of MG culture I really like came from Quicksilver's Kiki story. Kiki mothers/grandmothers give their daughter/granddaughterss dusters with their own feathers as family heirlooms. The way he did it was really fucking cute too.

>> No.14335756

>>14335726
The way I see it, most monster girls would live like Canadian colonial settlers did; basically alone, maybe a few neighbors in the space of a few miles, living off the land. This is far easier for monster girls as they are generally more self-sufficient.

>> No.14335757

>>14335750
Aren't there Maus Bikers in Chicago? The hoodlums!

>> No.14335760

>>14335688
Iggnore the faggots, this was sweet. Amazons are among the best Monster Girls.

>> No.14335762

>>14335756
Since they don't need food, they don't even have to live off the land. They could just stay in a cave or burrow all day. Brings a whole new meaning to Ushi Rape caves for sure.

>> No.14335764

>>14335760
Yeah if you're a bitchboy that likes dick.

>> No.14335766

>>14335688
What a loser

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14335768

Wonder what sort of gimmicks business would have.

Humans drink free every wednesday night until close.

>> No.14335769

>>14335746
Nope, his name is theo
>brandish theo is a blue harid shota that gets raped by a succubus in front of his mother and at one point pegged.
>my Friend theo is a 6'' black guy to hates the fact that the only times his name is used is for this and a witch in Negima.

>> No.14335771

Story about Mindflayers hunting inexperienced wizards when?

>> No.14335774

>>14335766
I know. Tsunderes are shit.

>> No.14335775

>>14335768
>getting you shitfaced so they can take you home
Not falling for that.

>> No.14335776

>>14335769
Heh, Theo's actually the name I picked for the protag of a story I'm trying to write.

>> No.14335778

>>14335703
>I'm a wizard, you know I can make it happen!
that's why you don't piss of wizards kids

>> No.14335779

>>14335769
Don't forget that at the end he fucks and marries a succubus even after watching her get raped by her father, and loving every moment of it.

>> No.14335781

I want to bite into my tongue and drown in my own blood while a monster girl I don't like is raping me.

>> No.14335782

>>14335778
It's all just a big bluff, wizards all have glass jaws and can be easily distracted by bewbs.

>> No.14335783

>>14335717
>>14335726
Really? Do you think law just sprung out of the dirt? As far back as tribalism, we've had things you could do and things you couldn't. Law at it's simplest has existed for thousands of years.

>>14335714
Don't require shelter, huh? That's putting a pretty good stretch on things. Even if we believe that they'd have no desire for communal living, I can't imagine that humans would welcome living in caves.

Your points are only valid if we take the most negative view of MGs. That everything descends into an orgy and it all goes to shit. Both thread and KC cannon suggest that society will continue to function in a similar manner as it has. With the exception being Lescatie.

>> No.14335785

>>14335768
Rape free sections!

>> No.14335787

>>14335779
God damn, femdom fags are such kuckolds.

>> No.14335789

>>14335783
>law just sprung out of the dirt
Nah man, God gave Moses all the laws modern society is based on, Texans said so!

>> No.14335790

>>14335781
Seriously, I would love to see the look on her face once it sinks in that you hate her so much you'd throw yourself to death to escape her.

>> No.14335792

>>14335785
I feel like there's some ordinance against that.

>> No.14335793

>>14335787
I'd say you have a point if not for the fact that he was the dominant partner in the majority of their couplings.

So...

>> No.14335795

>>14335787
Hello Fisherman.

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>>14335769
>witch in Negima
You mean this right?

>> No.14335798

I wasn't making a comment on the origin of law and morals, only that we've had people deciding what was allowed and not, for a long time.

>> No.14335800

>>14335771

>>14323147

Probably never, no one wants to write about the goodness that is Mindflayers

>> No.14335804

>>14335798
reply to
>>14335789

>> No.14335805

>>14335800
Mindflayers are absolute trash.

>> No.14335806

What monstergirl would sneak into your house, tie herself completely naked to your bed and wait for you to come home and hopefully ravage her?
After weeks of using her binoculars to watch you sleep while shlicking of course.

"What the fuck are you doing in my house?"
"Oh no~ Anon's tied me to his bed and now he's going to ravage me with his 5.8 inch cock!~"
"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT?"

>> No.14335808

>>14335804
And I was saying that the conversation is dumb and it should top.

>> No.14335809 [DELETED] 

>>14335793
>Gets pegged
>Is a fucking c u c k.
No anon, that sounds exactly like a femdomfag.

>> No.14335810

>>14335800
>goodness
Point and laugh.
>but muh mind healing
One bad apple spoils the barrel.

>> No.14335811
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14335811

I think I need help.
>Developed ear-sucking fetish
>Looking up videos on line
>A lot of videos
>Playing them all the time
>Starting to branch out
>Ear play, massages, ear cleaning, implied sex
>Now I can't fall asleep without a cute Asian girl whispering moon in my ears as she makes all kinds of lewd sounds
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wUDTkOzLQA
It's starting to feel weird.

>> No.14335812

>>14335808
Fair enough

>> No.14335813

>>14335806
This would be hot if I hadn't read Sunstone where the girl almost lost her hands because she fucked up the knots.

>> No.14335814

>>14335769
>witch in Negima
She was a best tho. And black, coincidentally.

>>14335797
See? A best.

>> No.14335815

>>14335809
This is bait. Careful not to fall for it.

>> No.14335816

>>14335813
For the sake of this fantasy, let's assume she's competent at tying herself up.
Or just used fluffy cuffs.

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>>14335811
>yuri

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>>14335816
Oh. Yes. Lets.

>> No.14335820

>>14335811

I have an account on DLsite english and have spent a bunch of money on ASMR stuff.

So let me just say:

Welcome to hell.

>> No.14335821

>>14335806
None of them because all monster girls aren't the submissive ones. Ever.

Not even as a joke or something.

>> No.14335822

>>14335797
That's the one. they use theo for short
his name is legally theo, but some people call him theodore just to piss him off.

back on topic, brandish wasn't really that good any way.

>> No.14335823

>>14335688
I didn't particularly care for this until I saw how hard it triggered the faggot(s). Good job, Anon.

>> No.14335825

>>14335818
Then give me some other ear play images to work with, faggot. Until then, you'll just have to live with getting ass-blasted when that image comes up.

>> No.14335826

>>14335783
>As far back as tribalism, we've had things you could do and things you couldn't. Law at it's simplest has existed for thousands of years.

Yeah, and monkey screams are language too. That doesn't mean monsters are going to have a republic or that law enforcement will be any more advanced than the local strongest monster mediating disputes. Local being the strongest one within earshot of an altercation that cares enough to get involved.


>Don't require shelter, huh? That's putting a pretty good stretch on things. Even if we believe that they'd have no desire for communal living, I can't imagine that humans would welcome living in caves.

It's not a stretch at all. They won't get sick or die of exposure. Not saying somebody won't want a house, but they're not necessary in the slightest.

>> No.14335827

>>14335823
Good to know you only care when it starts a shitstorm.

Faggot.

>> No.14335828

>>14335811
Nice pic and blog faggot.

>> No.14335831

>>14335798
Rules come from the personal experiences of individuals who then embed the lessons the learn from those experiences into their children who follow those inane rules while never themselves learning why they should follow them in the first place. Laws exist because a lot of people have different ideas about that kind of thing and we needed to actually think about what was and was not okay on grounds of logical reasoning instead of ritualism and culturally engendered bullshit.

>> No.14335832

>>14335825
Leave
>>>/u/

>> No.14335833

>>14335816
>>14335813
Yes. Let us imagine that she is competent at it, and always made sure to put in a release tie that she could easily reach at any time.

>> No.14335835

>>14335833
Safety first and all that. How romantic.

>> No.14335836

>>14335776
what's it about?

>>14335782
A wizard that is distracted by the sex is a bad wizard.

>> No.14335837

>>14335819
Imagine that, but without the gag, and with her constantly spouting her fantasies like that one lewd elf.

>"Oh no~ I'm all tied up like a present~ There's nothing stopping anon from ravaging me senseless~"
>"Oh what the fuck, how do you keep getting in here?"
>"He could force his dick into my mouth, or pound my bound tits as much as he wanted and I wouldn't be able to stop him~ He could even take my virginity~"
>"How did you even manage to tie yourself up like this?"

>> No.14335838

>>14335826
>Won't die of exposure
Do you want to back that up? Because unless you're seriously telling me that they can be stabbed to death, but anything without elemental powers of some sort won't freeze, you're pulling that out of your ass.

>> No.14335841

>>14335836
>what's it about?
Dragoons.

>> No.14335842

>>14335836
A wizard that is distracted by sex is not a wizard for long.

>> No.14335844

>>14335822
>brandish wasn't really that good any way
Espesialy when the futa was brought in

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>>14335837
Some girls are just to stupid/horny to take a hint.

>> No.14335846

>>14335837
Okay, I'm imagining her acting like that. I'd totally indulge though.

>> No.14335848

>>14335838
>>14335826

>Mfw I had to put up with this shit during political philosophy class
>Now it's come to /mgt/ to haunt me further

blah blah blah smith blah hobbes blah locke blah natural rights blah leviathan. Fling this shit at your undergrad class professors, not here.

>> No.14335849

>>14335841
Nice

>> No.14335850

I want to pin an amazon down and fuck her in front of her whole tribe and leave once I'm done.

>> No.14335851

>>14335844
Personally I was more bothered by literally every guy in the manga (Pretty sure the futas too) fucking the lead chick. I mean, yeah she's a Succubus, but when they play up this "Happy Ending" after everything, it kinda leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

>> No.14335854

>>14335850
>an
a*

>> No.14335858

>>14335850
You my friend will hunted the fuck down.

Worse case scenario is if they finally find your your house while you having dinner with your family and rape you in front of them.

>> No.14335859

>>14335838
Mamano mana protects and insulates. Go read the section on it again. It's the same reason you don't get your kidneys ripped out when a Jinko hugs you with her claws out or your face doesn't melt off when you get within five feet of a lava golem. It's not elemental powers that does it. It's mamano mana.

>> No.14335861

>>14335850
You can't just do that. Making such a display is tantamount to claiming ownership of that amazon, if not the entire village. At best, that amazon is going to track you down and make you her husband. At worst, you're going to have an entire tribe of body-building succubi proclaiming you as their king and demanding that you sire children with all of them.

>> No.14335862

>>14335858
>implying.
If I can take one I can take on the others, one by one they will be raped and pumped full then sent back to their tribe.

>> No.14335863

>>14335858
Or not.

>> No.14335866

>>14335862
Rance please.

>> No.14335867

>>14335851
True.
"used goods" is a understatement with twiska.
I am not going with a girl that is willingly into daughteru dicking

>> No.14335868

>>14335861
>you're going to have an entire tribe of body-building succubi proclaiming you as their king and demanding that you sire children with all of them.
>that
>Worst anything
Anon I would gladly take that.

>> No.14335869

I need stories, stories of wizards.

>> No.14335870

>>14335861
>demanding

>> No.14335871

>>14335862
Nope. They'll turn you into their husband who loves to give kissus to his wives.

>> No.14335872

>>14335869
No.

>> No.14335875

>>14335866
Rance is a nigger, I'd be considerate with those girls.

>> No.14335879

>>14335870
Yes, demanding. They're the size of pro basketball players with the strength of Olympic weight lifters. They're going to get their snu-snu one way or another.

>> No.14335880

>>14335846
Would you be willing to take responsibility and be her boyfriend anon?
Keep in mind she will want to move in with you so you always have easy access to her.
And she may or may not have a little collage of pictures she took of your sleeping face that she'll put up somewhere.

>> No.14335881

>>14335814
I will admit she was one of the better ones.
but im still kinda pissed at the ending

>> No.14335882

>>14335871
You're not me anon, those girls are being humiliated non-stop until they make me the leader of their tribe.

>> No.14335883

>>14335879
No.

>> No.14335884

>>14335879
First the large women. Then the petite women. Then the large women again.

>> No.14335885

>>14335880
I'm fine with the other stuff, but not the pictures. She's got the real thing to look at, so what the hell? Away with those.

>> No.14335886

>>14335879
The only one that is getting "snu-snu'd" is them and nothing they could say would stop that from happening.

>> No.14335887

>>14335882
Then you'll have to be loving and caring.

>> No.14335888

>>14335859
But I can still stab, beat, any number of horrible things to an MG, and they'll die. But mamono mana protects them from the cold.

Seems legit. Fuck it I'm done. One of us is overthinking it and I don't care enough to argue further.

Tfw you give up on an argument because KCs cannon is hypocritical, arbitrary, and lacks any semblance of consistency.

>> No.14335889

>>14335858
The true worse case scenario is that plus them taking the women in your family to become like them.

>> No.14335890

>>14335881
It was shit, and the new manga still feel like an irrelevant sideshow.

I'm hoping Ken will eventually go back and retcon the whole thing.

>> No.14335894

>>14335887
Once I'm their leader, then maybe. But until then they're going to be humiliated every day until they cry at the mere thought of me.

>> No.14335895

>>14335889
And that's when I start killing amazons.

>> No.14335897

Femdomfags really need to stop shoving their fetish on to everyone that doesn't share it.

>> No.14335898

>>14335890
At least its not love hina, where I learnt to hate half the cast.

>> No.14335899

>>14335894
You're a selfish bully.

>> No.14335902

>>14335888
To be fair, you usually need some kind of holy power to bust through that mamanobama shield. That's what makes the more powerful monsters so impervious to bullets and other such nonsense. The more mamano mana they have, the more entropy breaking inconsistent mary sue bullshit they can get away with.

>> No.14335905

>>14335899
They deserve it, those women would do the same to me.

It's only fair they get a taste of their own medicine.

>> No.14335908

>>14335897
>people are talking about maledomming amazons
>suddenly this
Why I do believe this is more bait.

>> No.14335909
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14335909

It's like it's the weekend!

>> No.14335910

>>14335885
Even if she gives you the puppy eyes and the wobbly lip?

>> No.14335911

>>14335905
If you hate them for doing it, why are you doing it? Are you a hypocrite?

>> No.14335913

>>14335902
Demonic Energy is the shittiest, most poorly written cop-out I have ever seen.

>> No.14335914

>>14335910
It's the paddle for her!

>> No.14335915

>>14335908
>implying there's anything wrong with maledomming amazons
>or any monster for that matter
But yeah, there's two or three faggots fishing.

>> No.14335917

>>14335908
To be fair, everything you don't like is bait.

>> No.14335918

>>14335898
Love hina was shit.
Negimas ending was shit
and now you fuckers have got me thinking of shit endings.
fuck you for reminding me of air gear.

>> No.14335919
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14335919

>>14335869
Have some Pimpminster then. Just look at this slut taking off his pointy hat for a wurm/wyvern double hug while twelve demons watch.

>> No.14335920

>>14335897
What the fuck are you even bitching about this time?

>> No.14335922

>>14335908
There is nothing wrong with wanting to dominate monster girls like Amazons, Onis, Minotaurs, Ogres, Hellhounds, Vampires, and every other monster girl.

>> No.14335923
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14335923

>I'm totally an amazon, so do it to me! Ravage me!

>> No.14335924

>>14335913
Why do you think most writefags toss it straight in the trash?

>> No.14335925

>>14335902
Which is exactly why this is ignored by every decent writer.

It's this kind of crap that makes the writefags work so hard to keep things interesting. Fine, they don't need a society. That either means they're OP enough not need it, or depraved enough not to care. There's no reason for it. It's boring and lacks common sense.

>> No.14335926

>>14335895
It would be one of the few cases where I condone killing.

>> No.14335927

>>14335911
>pretending to be retarded
Why, does it amuse you?

>> No.14335928

>>14335923

it's too early for thanksgiving you idiot

>> No.14335932

>>14335913
It's Deus Ex Machina, of course it's shit.

>> No.14335933

>>14335928
Elven Thanksgiving is every time they get the D, you racist scum!

>> No.14335934

>>14335923
>that delicious caramel skin
She could be a matango and I'd wreck that pussy up.

>> No.14335935

>>14335927
No. I'm serious.

>> No.14335936

>>14335927
Anon, some people here aren't pretending.

>> No.14335937

>>14335933

oh please that's just something they made up on the fly.

>> No.14335939

>>14335922
>Domming races that explicitly exist to dominate their husbands
>Complains about other people forcing fetishes

>> No.14335940

>>14335911
Because they need to know what kind of pain they force onto others.

>> No.14335941

>>14335715
>>14335736
>Cubone sitting on a bench watching a kid play with his mom
>A face that clearly says "I wish I had a mom too."

What the fuck.

>> No.14335942

>>14335914
You're implying she wouldn't enjoy that.

>> No.14335943

>>14335936
So I see.

>> No.14335944

>>14335939
Please cry more, it's amusing.

>> No.14335945

>>14335923
Amazons don't want to be ravaged, they want to ravage. Something is fishy here, let me call my Amazon Oneesan. She'll know what to do.

>> No.14335948

>>14335940
What's the point of punishing evil if you become evil to punish it?

>> No.14335949

>>14335939
>setting explicitly says you can do whatever you like
>"Nuh uh, you can't do that!"

>> No.14335950

>>14335925
Hey man, I agree. Just pointing out MGE issues is all.

Because this
> they're OP enough not need it, or depraved enough not to care
is basically how KC writes monsters, always. And then turns around and goes "but they're also better at art and hobbies because they're perfect"

But you know
>KC
>Consistency

>> No.14335951

>>14335942
It's the principle of the matter.

>> No.14335953

>>14335945
Only weak bishies get dominated by a Amazon.

>> No.14335954

>>14335918
>air gear
when the main vilian climbs a tower rips out his own eyes an starts talking about the 1% in a manga about high tech roller skating, you've dun goofed the plot.

And the less said about obama and the chicken ship, the better.

>> No.14335958

>>14335948
It's the only way monster girls would learn.

>> No.14335960

>>14335949
It's hypocrisy. You can't say that you want to dominate species that exist to dominate their husbands, and then complain about fetish forcing when people play the species straight.

>> No.14335961

>>14335958
You could try rehabilitation.

>> No.14335964

>>14335960
Why is the bait so alluring?

>> No.14335965

>>14335961
Monster girls don't deserve rehabilitation at first.

>> No.14335967

>You will never kill the idiots from both sides so people can enjoy monstegirls how they want
You are very lucky.

>> No.14335969

>>14335960
No anon, they "exist" for us to do with whatever we like. If you have any disagreements with that, talk to Kaptain Crunch about it.

>> No.14335970

>>14335951
Would you let her keep a scrapbook for when you're away?

>> No.14335972

>>14335965
That's awfully presumptions of you.

>> No.14335974

>>14335967
You know fence-kun, you used to be against genocide. Whatever happend to you man?

>> No.14335975

>>14335967
>You will never kill the fence sitting idiots.

>> No.14335976

>>14335954
Tenjho tenge was a better story from the same guy, and it says something when the giant warrior demon baby thing makes more sense.

>> No.14335977

>>14335970
Fine.

>> No.14335980

>>14335972
Years of pent up hatred and bitterness with no release will do that to you.

>> No.14335981

I'll always prefer the balanced setting. Areas of war and conflict, and great cities of learning and progress.

>> No.14335983

>>14335974
>>14335975
Oh I have a side, I just don't care to identify myself at the moment. And now I'm going to bed because you're so fucking frustrating. Rest in piss.

>> No.14335984

Why the fuck is this thread moving so fast in the middle of the night on a weekday? Are we being raided?

>> No.14335986

>>14335980
Which is why you need a yeti or something.

>> No.14335988

>>14335967
>kill
Woah, slow down anon. That's a bit extreme. How about we try the Yeti pits first?

>> No.14335989

>>14335977
She'll reward you for that with hugs, kisses, and a nice long blowjob.

>> No.14335991

>>14335983
One day, you'll have to face your demons.

>> No.14335993

>>14335984
Philosophy and shitposting.

>> No.14335994

>>14335976
>Tenjho tenge
In a attempt to get you back on the topic of monster girls, I had heard that the original idea for the manga was for Aya to be succubus and she has fun adventures with nagi and bob

>> No.14335995

>>14335986
I don't want a yeti. I want to beat the crap out of an Amazon/Ogre while I rape her. They'd do the same to me, so why shouldn't I do the same to them?

>> No.14335996

>>14335988

What will we do if those don't work?

>> No.14335999

>>14335969
I don't have an issue with it. I'll go along with any kind of story short of guro or scat as long as it's done well. What annoys me is that people who can't and always have go 'Xfags get the fuck out'. It isn't a violation of any rules to want a dominant female, and yet people bitch about it all the time as if these thread haven't managed to turn almost every girl that comes along into a moeblob that instantly bows down when a dick comes out.

>> No.14336000

>>14335954
>obama and the chicken ship
fucking what?

>> No.14336002

>>14335988
I don't know. It's never come to that. We could try adding more Yetis?

>>14335995
I think you need a yeti.

>> No.14336006

>>14335995
We've been over this. It's wrong. It'll be better for all parties if they learned to let go of their cruelty and become better people.

>> No.14336007

>>14335999
I remember back on MGU, a guy disliked beast's hellhound story as the girls were not as dommy as he thought they should be.

>> No.14336009

>>14335999
>instantly bows down
Who's asking for that? Most of what I see is just wanting a loving dominant, rather than just being used as a cum-pump.

>> No.14336011

>>14336002
I don't want a Yeti, I'm warm enough so all she would do is annoy me and make me way too cold.

I just want to rape monster girls while venting my anger on them mid-sex.

>> No.14336013

>>14336002
meant for
>>14335996

>> No.14336015

>>14335999
>moeblob
You're a faggot and your opinion is shit.

>> No.14336016

>>14335999
It isn't a vialation to want to dominate a female either you sneaky fuck.

>> No.14336017

>>14336009
which is fine, but some people only see the logical extremes of it all.

>> No.14336018

>>14336011
But anon, they warm you up on the inside.

>> No.14336019

>>14336011
>cold
Fuck, I meant hot. I absolutely hate being a natural heater.

>> No.14336020

>>14335999
At the end of the day, it's very simple: If you want your kiki maid to step on you and call you a faggot, that's fine. And if you want to chain your hellhound to the radiator and call her a slut while you bang her, that's also fine.

I don't get why this is so difficult for /mgt/ to understand.

>> No.14336022 [DELETED] 

>>14336020
>And if you want to chain your hellhound to the radiator and call her a slut while you bang her, that's also fine.
Only if you never ever talk about it here for any reason or else you're a shitposter.

>> No.14336023

>>14336017
Welcome to MGE, you must be new here?

>> No.14336024

>>14335993
>Philosophy
Not seeing any.

>> No.14336025 [DELETED] 

>>14336020
>>14336022
You are both correct.

>> No.14336026

>>14336018
Anon I really don't care, I'm warm enough. I don't want to be fucking sweating every time she hugs me for a long amount of time.

>> No.14336027

>>14336020
Because a handful of /mgt/ purists hate unorthodoxy and deviancy (see: the huge list of shit-stirring topics we can created so far). To the point that their shrieking about perceived offences rivals SJWs, and like them, the fuss they cause far outstrips any actual injustice caused by what they stand against.

>> No.14336030

>>14336000
Obama makes a significant appearance with and gets his mind swapped with a teenage girl.

Also he named a aircraft carrier "the colonel sanders".

>> No.14336031

>>14336022
This reminds me of that episode of fairy godparents where they go into an alternate future where everyone must be happy, OR ELSE!

>> No.14336033

>>14335989
Bueno.

>> No.14336035 [DELETED] 

>>14336025
Go away you faggot, if people want to dominate monster girls there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.14336037 [DELETED] 

>>14336031
Except in this case everyone must be unhappy.

>> No.14336039
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14336039

/mgg/'s smile and optimism: gone.

>> No.14336040 [DELETED] 

>>14336035
You're more than welcome to dominate them. However, we don't particularly enjoy the edge posts about physically abusing them.

>> No.14336041
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14336041

I refused to do the time warp again and join in talk as old as grandma's foot crust.

I'm here for the reptiles, lets talk Ryus

>> No.14336042 [DELETED] 

>>14336035
Nobody said that it is wrong. You're just looking for shit to complain about, aren't you?

>> No.14336043 [DELETED] 

>>14336035
Really, could have fooled me with all the faggots that have been telling that guy that he's going to get Sun snu'd for the last hour and a half. Or all the times the topic of submissive Hellhounds has caused a shitstorm because she's the holy mother of femdomfags. Try harder.

>> No.14336044

>>14336041
Watery tart, please stop throwing swords at people, it gets in their heads and jeopardizes the harmony of the collective.

>> No.14336045 [DELETED] 

>>14336040
They wouldn't even get hurt by it anon.

>> No.14336046 [DELETED] 

>>14336041
I want to violently beat one every night after sex until she gives up trying to change me and hangs herself.

>> No.14336048 [DELETED] 

>>14336040
Is it "edgy" when MGs abuse their victim?

>> No.14336050

>>14336039
I want to slap that Hellhound's butt and call her dumb.

>> No.14336051
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14336051

Remember to count weresheep to help you sleep.

>> No.14336053 [DELETED] 

>>14336040
Tough shit, unless it crosses into guro territory there's no violation.

>> No.14336054 [DELETED] 

>>14336048
No shit?

>> No.14336055

>>14336048
Yes.

>> No.14336056
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14336056

>>14336041
I prefer these reptiles.

>> No.14336057

>>14336048
No of course not.

>> No.14336058

>>14336046
Come on mang, don't be a dick, ryus are loving and gentle.

>> No.14336059

>>14336056
Well hello there!

>> No.14336060

>>14336041
I want a ryu and a Udine so I can at least have some kind of the same powers.
Of course I'll make sure the water spirit feels loved and is not just a power source.

>> No.14336061

>>14336051
That art makes me wonder if I'm going to get my soul sucked out at some point. Can't sleep to that idea, man.

>> No.14336063 [DELETED] 

Maledom is confirmed to be shitposting. Thank you based janitors.

>> No.14336064

What the hell janitor?

>> No.14336065

>>14336063
>baiting still

>> No.14336066

Are we having a purge?

>> No.14336067
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>>14336051
Gonna be counting something with her. Unfortunately it's not sheep, and it's going to end with a lot of yogurt on her face & chest.

>> No.14336068

>>14336063
>shitposting is confirmed to be shitposting
ftfy, now stop trying to start more shit

>> No.14336071

>>14336067
Holy crap those are huge.

>> No.14336075
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14336075

Welp, a mod nuked a dozen or so posts at least.

Looks like someone got sent to the punishment closet where you get molested by a brown loli on a tropical island.

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>>14336071
They're my limit for what's acceptable as big without being inflation, personally. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to see my various body parts vanish into that cleavage.

>> No.14336081

I think we all need to take a step back and think about hugging a Yeti.

>> No.14336082

>>14336075
That gate just reminds me of Truth whenever I see it.

>> No.14336083
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14336083

Behold, a peace-offering.

>> No.14336085
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14336085

>>14336083
No peace, only war!

>> No.14336087

>>14336083
Elf or vampire?

>> No.14336089
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14336089

>>14336083
Too small, too pale, and I can just tell she's suppressing a smug look on her face. Come back later and try again.

>> No.14336090

>>14336081
Can't I hug a wendigo instead? Preferably when she isn't expecting it, so I can pull her onto my lap and keep her there for a long while?

>> No.14336093

>>14336087
Looks like an Elf to me.

>> No.14336094

>>14336087
Yes.

>> No.14336096

>>14336085
>>14336089
Conflict is in our nature.

>> No.14336099

>>14336083
LET THE SACRIFICE BE COATED WITH HONEY SO THE HONEY MAY BE LICKED OFF!

>> No.14336104
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>>14336096
Fine, I'll take it. Imean, there has to be something that a tiny white elf can do that that plump, curvy chocolate goodness can't... Right?
>>14336099
This is a good start, I guess.

>> No.14336110

>>14336104
>good start
LET THE HONEY BE FOLLOWED WITH A CHOICE OF CHOCOLATE SAUCE OR WHIPPED CREAM, OR YAY, EVEN MUSTARD IF ANY TRULY DEPRAVED ARE AMONG US!

>> No.14336115

>>14336110
More toppings are nice, but where's the fruit? The cake bites? The blindfold and chains? If we're going to do this, let's do it properly now.
>Mustard
Gross.

>> No.14336117

>>14336080
This picture is pretty much exactly what I want in a wife.

>> No.14336119

>>14335811
Man, that particular video is great. One of the first I came across which I kept listening too.

I find ear blowing, when it's done well, can really affect me kind of strongly, so I've got a few of them saved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lsRnwVYocA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9Y1e1lAH_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dob8B0AhgJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwOFLyENH_0 (This one isn't lewd, and for that reason is even better at inducing an ASMR reaction. Most of the lewd shit falls flat compared to dedicated ASMR, I find.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYNHf7_j9dQ

There's a few you might enjoy.

>> No.14336121

>>14336115
>Gross
I was kind of making an Alice in Wonderland reference with that, when they were fixing the clock and showing food into it.
>Mustard?
>Let's not be silly!
As for all that other stuff, well. I'm just the Master of Ceremonies, not the guy who plans them.

>> No.14336131

>>14336119
Anon, please no. I just downloaded 5 GB of this stuff the other day.

>> No.14336135

>>14336085
How did the loli get in the plane
This is a mystery that must be solved

>> No.14336136

>>14336131
Welcome to the rabbit hole. Enjoy your perpetual descent.

>> No.14336142

>>14336131
>Only five gigs
Welcome to the world of tingles, young one. Perfect Dark is that-a-way.

>> No.14336144

>>14336119
There was one I found on youtube, but for the life of me I couldn't find it again. It was two girls (a lewd, busty senpai and a tsun junior) teasing you and then each getting an ear to tease before the senpai notices your hard-on and encourages you to jerk off as they keep sucking your ears. Comfy faps are crazy.

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>>14336136
>>14336142
>Not tonight, honey. My throat is sore.

>> No.14336147

>>14336119
>That ear licking one
God it feels fucking weird and I don't now if I like it or not

>> No.14336151

>>14336147
You do, if you didn't you'd stop. But we both know you won't stop.

>> No.14336153

>>14336151
See, when you use lines like that I feel there needs to be an insult tossed in somewhere or it's just not complete. Call him a slut or something too.

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>>14336135

>> No.14336155

>>14336153
But I don't know how to do that, I'm usually the one taking all the abuse.

>> No.14336157

>>14336154
I thought that handle looked oddly phallic on the second look.

>> No.14336158

>>14336119

Have a personal favorite of mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLK_I1fIl04

>> No.14336161

>Feeling lonely
>Get lost in the snowy mountains on purpose
>Call out to get found by a delicious Yeti
>A few minutes a later a Wendigo comes
>She stand about 15 meters away and makes signs to follow her
>Try to tell her that I'm here for Yetis, she doesn't listen
>Maybe she will understand if I say it face to face
>Whenever I walk to get closer she moves away
>Run at full speed so she can't avoid me
>She panics and opens her coat
>Sprinting too fast to stop myself
>Fall inside the eerie portal that is her coat
>It's completely dark and silent inside
>No way out of it
>Whispers start to echo all around me
>They order me to forget everything
>To surrender my body to them
>To abandon my life for something greater
>The echos overlap each others'
>My head throbs with pain
>A light appears
>It's the Wendigo's naked back
>I'm uncontrollably guided by it
>As soon as I reach her, I lose all thoughts
>Instinctively begin to rape her with all my might
>Greatest feeling ever
>An eternity later the Wendigo's voice call out to me
>I regain my consciousness and stop my sexual assault
>An exit shows up
>Step out of the coat
>The Wendigo is inflated with my cum, she has a look of bliss on her face
>She begs for forgiveness while closing her coat and wrapping it around herself, she leaves shortly after
>Check on my phone for how long I was inside her
>17 days


Wendigos are strange creatures

>> No.14336163

>>14336151
I feel weird now. Ear licking is weird.

I kinda want it from a Jabberwock though, just out of curiosity of what she could do, not because I like it or anything

>> No.14336167

Poklonskaya Kiki when?

>> No.14336175

>>14336117
Amen to that anon.

Though in all actuality, I tend to prefer small-breasted, petite women...but hot damn, that image.

>> No.14336176

>>14336163
Getting gangraped by the tongues of your waifu sounds nice

>> No.14336178

>>14336071
Filled with love

>> No.14336180

Is it safe now?
Should I tell the Yetis they can come out from under the bed?

>> No.14336183

>>14336119
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6MGPTQUtHWy9E8sSZf_8Ng/videos

This channel has some good stuff too.

>> No.14336185

>>14336180
Careful, the tsundere alp could still be lurking in the shadows! Watch out!

>> No.14336187

>>14336119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q

>> No.14336204

What is your MG of choice for ear play?

I vote Mucus Toad

>> No.14336207 [SPOILER] 
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>>14336204
Big and noisy is one way to go, but I'd rather start off with something nervous about the adventure, but eager to go further down the path. Something that can't help letting out squeaky noises and has to climb on top of me to get at my ears. Something that will melt when I return the favor.

>> No.14336208

>>14336204
Kitsune or Cheshire.

>> No.14336209

>>14336161
>Be Wendigo
>Find a lost traveler
>Try to help him
>"Fuck off Wendigo I want some Yeti pussy!"
>Feelings decidedly hurt, but he still needs help
>He's acting really sketchy, better keep my distance just to be sure
>He charges at me
>No time to run
>Do the only thing I can think of and fling my coat open
>He dives in and vanishes
>Awawawawa how am I going to get him out of there?
>Wait, what's hap- oh god he's raping me!
>Rapes me almost unconscious
>Finally leaves my coat
>Spill my spaghetti and say sorry while trying to get him to apologize
>He calls me strange and leaves
>;_;

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>>14336204

>> No.14336221

>>14336208
A Cheshire would be a terrifying force when it comes to ear play.
She could appear behind you to lick and nibble on your ears whenever she wants.
She could be hiding on your bed waiting for you to lay down so she can blow into your ears right now.

>> No.14336228

>>14336221
Anon I'm scareoused

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>>14336154
You damn lolicon!

>> No.14336242

>>14336209
Poor Wendigos, always misunderstood

>> No.14336248

>>14336230
I want to bully a Backbeard!

>> No.14336249

>>14336248
She might bully you back.

>> No.14336253

>>14336249
With laser beams that she can totally do, she's serious.

>> No.14336262

>>14336204
Holstaur, I want to tickle her big floppy ears.

>> No.14336266

I want to watch chubby alp senpai take her first big black cock!

>> No.14336271

>>14336266
Hey, it's this guy. Been a while. How've you been? There has been this other pervert around that wants to sniff mice, I think you might have contender for most forced concept. What do you plan to do about it? You're the reigning champion, aren't you? You should defend your title, nobody can beat how forced chubby alp senpai is but you need to drive it into that ground yourself you know.

>> No.14336277

>>14336271
I'm not the real chubby alp poster.
I am, however, the mouse sniffer.

>> No.14336280

>>14336185
>tsundere alp
Why is that scary? Sounds like something to tease to me.

>> No.14336284

>>14336277
Which one?

>> No.14336285

>>14336277
What a twist.

>> No.14336287

>>14336284
The first one.

>> No.14336291

>>14336287
The OG, huh? Let me tell you, I admire your work. I'm like, number 4.

>> No.14336294
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>>14336248
I wish you the best of luck.

>> No.14336295
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>>14336291
Keep up the good work comrade.

>> No.14336296

>>14336291
I thought the OG of mausbutt was Nyan himself? Or was this just about sniffing the mice? Splitting hairs really.

>> No.14336299

>>14336296
Mausniffer is different, I think Nyanon was like the third or something. The second guy wanted to trap the Mice on top of sniffing them.

>> No.14336307

>>14336299
You mean this >>/jp/thread/S14184965#p14191831 ?
Because that was me.

>> No.14336308

>>14336307
Really? But I'm pretty sure we established that there were five of us based off of something.

>> No.14336309

http://strawpoll.me/5970056

>> No.14336312

>>14336299
Hasn't Nyan been mausposting for like a year? Why is he third in the order?

>> No.14336315

>>14336309
What are you plotting?
>>14336312
Well it's just that the sniffing stuff specifically didn't originate with him. I think.

>> No.14336318

>>14336315
I can confirm that the sniffing stuff isn't me. I'm not even into that sort of thing.

>> No.14336319

>>14336308
I don't think I was there for that senpai.
ALRIGHT, MAUS SNIFFER ROUND UP!
OG sniffer of the mice reporting.

>> No.14336321

Any of you british writefags around?

>> No.14336322

>>14336318
See, I knew it.
>>14336319
Alpie present.

>> No.14336324

>>14336321
Yes and no
I workin on someting, so ill be back later

>> No.14336338

>>14336321
Why british?

>> No.14336339

>>14336338
Probably wants to meet for sexy times.

>> No.14336341

>>14336338
Its nearing 11am in london, so they are the most likely to be awake, like >>14336324

>> No.14336342

>>14336321
British but not a writefag, I thought the only writefag from here was beast now that LDR is no longer with us.

>> No.14336344

>>14336339
>Anon wants to learn the nature of sex to write more convincingly
>Alps
I can see it.

>> No.14336347

>>14336344
Well if you truly love your art, then you must be ready to make small sacrifices.

>> No.14336349

>>14336342
I thought there was more then just those 2
ah well.

>> No.14336352

>>14336342
we dont really have that many active writers let alone the british ones
hell, beast has been gone for a while.

>> No.14336385

>>14336352
of the top of my head, I think theres about 5 actives ones, maybe a handful more

>> No.14336392

>>14336321
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>> No.14336394

>>14336392
that's actually kinda nice

>> No.14336402

>>14336321
Yes. I'm actually planning on getting off my arse and doing something now I have this week off work, too.

>> No.14336404

With Christmas coming up, what presents will you give to your waifu?

A nice dress, a trip to the sea and a voucher that allows her to do anything she wants to me for an entire week I might regret this

>> No.14336405

>>14336402
awesome, looking forward to it, whatever it is.

>> No.14336406

>>14336404
A daughteru, though it may take nine months for delivery. Can't rush perfection.

>> No.14336410

>>14336404
My waifu doesn't need a voucher like that, she's been doing as she pleased since we met.
What pleases her is pretty tame though.

>> No.14336420

>>14336406
The best of presents

>> No.14336421
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14336421

Ever had one of those kid moments when you swing a tree branch or something and imagine it as a sword?

I wonder if Lizardgirls/salamanders would take it as a challenge?

>> No.14336423

>>14336309
Beelzebubs have like no art compared to the other two.

>> No.14336424
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So is .less pandering to LoL fags now?

>> No.14336426

>>14336421
>kid moments
As a kid, yes.

>> No.14336431

>>14336424
If I had the ability to draw art I'd do furry porn. Not because I like it(I don't) but because those fuckers are loaded.

>> No.14336433

>>14336424
>Now
Did you miss his Ahri and Riven art? He's done LoL art every so often for the longest time now.

I feel dirty for finding that lamb sexy, damn it .less.

>> No.14336437

>>14336421
I'm sure you meant something cute like childhood friends but thanks to your image all I can imagine is a desperate cake lizard who is approached by a little boy playing with his stick-sword at the park, realizes in horror this is the closest she'll ever come to the cliche lizardgirl romance with a worthy opponent, snaps, and abducts him.

>> No.14336438

>>14336424
Fuck if I know, but damn that's pretty hot.

>>14336431
>those fuckers are loaded.
Indeed so. As are Futafags, evidently. Or maybe there's just a large amount of crossover?
The TiTS crowdfunding campaign is my point.

>> No.14336443

>>14336424
This is wrong on many levels and I'm surprised it took this long.
Also, I like it.

>> No.14336444

>>14336437
I could mean both, I like to keep my ideas the good kind of open

>> No.14336445

>>14336431
Well, I respect your pragmatism.

>> No.14336449

>>14336431
>Draw furry porn
>Make Patreon
>Roll in money and animals
>Wear only fursuits
>Change your name in real life to the name of your fursona
>Open relationships with other furfags
>Forever lock underground in a vault, all the normal perfectly respectable art you draw
>Hate yourself, dry your tears in the autism bux you roll in

>> No.14336450

>>14336438
I think it's more of their fetish being very niche so they're willing to blow a lot of cash when they find someone who can give them what they want.

>> No.14336452

>>14336438
>TiTS
Remind me, that's that game thing that freak fenoxo was making right?

>> No.14336455

>>14336449
Eh, there are worse fates.
Maybe you can use your shameful fame to get furryslut pussy. Is that a thing?

>> No.14336456

>>14336452
Yup. I'm just waiting for the day he gets bored and/or runs out of money, so he makes another campaign for a new game of a different setting, and it succeeds just as well. Because idiots.

I'm still just bummed that it had Anubi in Space, but dicks fucking everywhere.

>> No.14336459

>>14336431
It's so bad that decent artists open separate blogs to draw furshit so they can bait people into throwing enough money at them to live off. It leaves them free to draw whatever they want on their personal page.

>> No.14336462

>>14336455
probably is, but I'm sure as hell not looking it up.

>> No.14336468

>>14336456
same reason I stopped looking at lemonfonts art
some okay ideas for corruption buried under futa and trans gender

>> No.14336469

>>14336456
>I'm still just bummed that it had Anubi in Space, but dicks fucking everywhere.
That fucking game, man. He did that shit on purpose. Everyone was either a dude, a furry, a shemale, or some combination of the 3. No real women anywhere.

>> No.14336474

>>14336456
Diddn't he get donations for CoC?
man he sounds like a bastard

>> No.14336475

>>14336455
I wouldn't touch a girl who identified as a wolf. Sounds like a knotty relationship.

>>14336469
There are real women. One of the major characters is a woman.

>> No.14336477

>>14336475
That pun killed a kitten

>> No.14336479

>>14336431
>furfags are rich as fuck
>vanila and other fags are broke niggers
So does it mean furry is an intelligent hobby for rich and successful people?

>> No.14336483

>>14336469
There were several Space-Anubis "Girls" you could fuck. Of them, one was a straight-up futa, the other was a chick who was functionally a shemale because portals, and the other was 100% female, but had slept with your father, among others. Though of course, "Among others" applies to absolutely everyone and everything in those games because porn.

So yeah shit sucks all around.

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>>14336424
If he is, he should start drawing Cassiopeia.
Preferably without her headdress.

>> No.14336488

>>14336479
No, just means the care enough to put that about of money into it.

>> No.14336489

>>14336483
>among others
Never bothered me about these games personally. I mean if you're looking for decent waifus in a furbait game, you're doing it wrong. Every one is just fuckbuddies.

>> No.14336492

>>14336424
>>14336484
I bet he could do a good Leona. Or Diana. Together...
But that's not Monster Girls, so uh...

Kayle? Morgana? Love me some Angels. Morgana especially. Morgana getting her sister captured, bound, and absolutely wrecked and corrupted by a bunch of Noxian soldiers sounds pretty nice...

>> No.14336495

>>14336479
It means autismbux was a mistake.

>> No.14336496

>>14336474
pretty sure he did.
and it went into futa dogs and putting various eggs in your ass

>> No.14336501

>>14336489
Yeah I know. I was mostly just rambling on at that point. It's really just the "Slept with your dad" bit that bothers me.

I mean really, this is the production "Team" that gave us a Salamander who's a slut for minotaur horsecock and lesses out with kitsunes at a bar.

>> No.14336505
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14336505

Remember that story about a guy telling his Dragon daughter about how mommy and daddy met? No? Okay.
Remember the prequel to it? Yeah, probably not. But here's 3k words more to that, anyway, starting at line 120.

http://pastebin.com/KAZxGrEu

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>>14336492
League has some great monster girl material.
Morgana, Kayle, Soraka, Tristana, Lulu, Nami.

And then there's the literal monsters that can be turned into cute girls, there's some pretty nice Cho'gath, Skarner and Vel'koz art out there, Anivia would look great as a harpy too.

>> No.14336514
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14336514

>"Who says we are lost again~"
>"In this lonely world~?"
>"I say we can start again~."
>"We're on the same ship~."

>"It's called Starship Earth~."

>> No.14336516

>>14336501
Is it so much to ask for a fucking decent salamander story?

Rose in the moose story is the closest we got to being "okay"

>> No.14336517

>>14336501
You know, I always ignored that detail. It never comes up again, is never relevant and is completely forgettable after the fact. I mean it's almost like she was joking about it. Could be worse. She could make a point to mention it every sex scene.
>"Fill me like your father used to!"

>> No.14336520

>>14336514
youtube is dead for me right now
damn you for reminding me of that song.

>> No.14336537

>>14336513
The best league girl isn't even a monster girl.

>> No.14336538

>Incorporeal Ghost girl who has to possess other women to fuck you
y/n?

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14336545

>>14336538
>Teiichi gets to fuck Yuuko and Kirie at the same time
That lucky bastard.

>> No.14336556

>>14336469
There were real women. They are mostly enemies
Virgin huntress was ultra hot. There was also lamia, bee and frog girl on 1st planet.
Other planets are mostly futa though

>> No.14336562

>>14336505
>Alp will never write a story about a minotaur who fears going unloved because the men are afraid of her and would rather go with the more gentle holsts.

I need a drink.

>> No.14336568

>>14336514
That is a lovely song, and I just love the whole aesthetic of the Star Ocean games.

And insert something about never getting to cuddle in space with an Anubis wife here.

>> No.14336570

>>14336556
The Red Ant Girls were hot.

>> No.14336571

>>14336456
http://wiki.smutosaur.us/Briha
This girl sounds pretty nice

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14336572

I want to go hiking!
I want to be grabbed halfway up a mountain by a harpy!
I want her to tear off my clothes mid flight!
I want her to drop me because she's laughing so hard at my tiny penis!

>> No.14336578

>>14336571
See >>14336570

More a fan of http://wiki.smutosaur.us/Nehzara

>> No.14336582

>>14336578
Would it be worth playing this game just to go fuck the ants?
And the slime at the start.

>> No.14336584

>>14336582
Kinda sorta maybe? It's like, the second world you go to I think. Or maybe third?

Really you could probably just find their sex scenes transcribed somewhere. Save yourself the bother.

>> No.14336585

>>14336572
I want to choke a basking shark-girl with my magnificent monster of mulatto man meat.

>> No.14336586

>>14336516
Rose was great...
In the first volume, after that the entire thing went downhill.

>> No.14336591

>>14336582
Man, there is a lot of hate for both CoC and TiTs, and on one hand it's deserved, and on the other, basically everything in the game is optional. If you only want to fuck monstergirls, yeah, sure, you only get 1% of the game. But it's a pretty okay 1%. The smut ain't that bad.

>> No.14336595

>>14336562
Is this some contrived, psychological-torture kind of bullying?

>> No.14336596

>>14336591
CoC had way too much futa.
You meet all these sensual and threatening warrior women and everything gets really hot.
But then they turn out to have a bigger dick than the protagonist does. You can really tell the writer has a thing for dicks.

>> No.14336600

>>14336591
Can't say I agree. That much ratio of junk is nothing but garbage. May as well defend a movie by saying at least the trailer seemed nice.

>> No.14336601

>>14336595
Nah man, I'm genuinely sad you'll never write it.

>> No.14336602

>>14336596
I remember having fun with the S&M Gargoyle. She had no dick.

>> No.14336604

>>14336600
Not saying the movie was good. To use your analogy, I'm just saying that the trailer was... okay.

>> No.14336605

>>14336601
Why would you even want me to? You're a weirdo. What's with all these weird ideas anyway?

>> No.14336608

>>14336605
There's nothing weird about wanting to cheer up a depressed, muscular tomboy.

>> No.14336611

>>14336608
Is it okay if this Minotaur has become a porn star?

>> No.14336614

>>14336611
Out of depression because she thinks its all she's good for and that no man would ever love her anyway?
Sure, makes sense.

>> No.14336624

>>14336614
Then she can be the Minotaur I was going to put in Endurance.
Any other unreasonable demands while I'm whoring myself out?

>> No.14336637

>>14336624
>unreasonable demands
Finish one story.

>> No.14336639

>>14336611
>Big, powerful, muscled Minotaurus, on all fours being led around on her knees by the horns from cock to cock, double, triple and quad-penetrated
>Pulled around to seated men to lap the seed from their balls once they're done with her, and slapped in the face with their cocks, told to be thankful for the privilege
>Forced to drink semen from a dog bowl and pinned in place by a massive weighted dildo rammed in her ass, bulging her belly and making it painful to move
>bukkake'd

>> No.14336648

I want to take a wild, feral MG and tun her into a housewife and mom!

>"Pfff, yeah right, Anon! Me a mom? Not in a million years! Marriage? Not in a billion! You're never gonna tie down this free spirit! Ha ha ha!!!"
>3 years later
>"Anonovich Family Christmas Card: A happy family of 6 with 2 more on the way!"
>Photo is of you family seated in front of the fireplace: You're wearing a Christmas sweater knit by her and holding the two youngest in your arms. She's wearing a self-knit Christmas sweater, blushing earnestly with a swarm smile, while one of your daughters sits on her lap and the other two stand by her sides.

>> No.14336649

>>14336639
MG porn is the best

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>>14336637

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>>14335219
>What kind of man would love me anon!
>I can split the atom with relative ease but can't even cook Macaroni and Cheese!
>Oh shit that rhymed
>*Gazer Beatboxing Noises*

>> No.14336659

>>14336639
That's not something Alp would write, don't be silly.

>> No.14336668

Would a monstergirl be able to convince a guy like me who doesn't like kids to become the father of her children?
Because it would take a lot of convincing. I love monstergirls but I hate the way they're meant to be obsessed with having kids

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Sure is dead in here.

>> No.14336675

>>14336639
What is this shit.

>> No.14336676

>>14336673
ねむい.jpg

>> No.14336677

>>14336668
What's wrong with daughterus, lord Satan?
>>14336675
Someone's fetish?

>> No.14336680

>>14336675
Mino porn slut being debased, duh.

>> No.14336683

>>14336680
I think a better question would be "why".

>> No.14336684

>>14336572
There would probably be monstergirls who actually like small dicks, anon. They would say its cute or something.
Hell, I remember watching this documentary about sexual attitudes and this one woman said she loved small cocks because she could just shove the entire thing in her mouth. Apparently it meant she could tease his balls with her tongue at the same time.

>> No.14336686

>>14336683
The better question is "why not?"

>> No.14336693

>>14336677
>What's wrong with daughterus, lord Satan?
I find kids annoying, would be terrified of bringing them up badly, have no idea how to talk to them, they don't seem to like me either even when I'm making an effort and I have a poor attention span for something that requires a lot of time put into it.

Some guys weren't meant to have kids. I am one of them.

>> No.14336701

>>14336693
I forgot to add:
Monstergirls can only give birth to other monstergirls. I wouldn't be able to shake the feeling that I had nothing to do with the kid in the first place if she took all her traits from her mother.
I suppose a nice headcanon to get around this is that they take most physical traits from the mother but the personality is based on dad, like the daughteru is a perfect union of both parents. It would fit in well with the theme of the setting.

>> No.14336712
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>>14336701
>waifu is a proud, strong warrior
>daughteru would have the body of one but would actually be a shut in who plays vidya all day

The waifu knew the risks, so she can't get mad at me.

>> No.14336715

>>14336701
>but the personality is based on dad
What about dom girls like Amazons. They can't have the "weak" personality of their dad.

>> No.14336721

>>14336715
The could be raised and trained to think differently I guess. It was an idea anyway, I was only trying to make it feel like the guy has an actual contribution to the daughter.

>> No.14336733

>>14336668
It depends a lot on what species your waifu is, you have many things to take into account, like instinct, growth speed, the species' disposition, etc...

>>14336693
You apply the problems of human children onto MG ones, don't worry about those
As for your poor attention span that's not a problem either, you can mind your own business and still be here when the child needs it, no need to be attentive 24/7

>>14336701
You can educate her to be like-minded, you could teach her your values/beliefs for example
And if you're thinking about appearance, she can share some of your facial features, eye/hair color and whatnot

>> No.14336737

>>14336701
>she took all her traits from her mother
That concept is so dumb. Might as well reproduce asexually if you're just gonna pop out a clone.

>> No.14336744

>>14336715
>weak
What does that even mean in this context?

>> No.14336776

Since we're on the topic of MG daughters

Would you give your daughter a solid education?

Or would you let her live as a typical MG, guided by her instincts?

Personally once she can read/write properly and has basic knowledge on the world I'd let her do whatever she wants. I would still ask her to keep the rape down to a minimum

>> No.14336780

>>14336776
No daughteru of mine is gonna be a nympho retard.

>> No.14336782

>>14336776
I'd at least have her get schooled up to high school. Whether that's a traditional school or homeschooling, whatever. If she really wants to do more school after that I'll obviously let her, but I'm not going to force her into high school.

>> No.14336783

>>14336776
>Wight waifu
Oooh baby. she is getting such an education. I want her to be prepared to lead entire undead countries like nothing.

>> No.14336790

>>14336776
The only school she needs is how to become mommy and daddy's perfect little pleasure slut.

>> No.14336797

>>14336783
How will you react when she invades an entire country just so she can ask out that one guy she saw in her diplomacy course?

>> No.14336806

>>14336797
>"Do ho ho, my little girl's all grown up now, isn't she? You better do her no wrong, lad."

>> No.14336831

>>14336806
>spreading misery across a whole nation just to make yourself happy
This always works out so well, doesn't it?

>> No.14336841

>>14336776
At first I'd be pissed that I was forced to have a kid in the first place.
Then when everything goes wrong and she wants to become a stripper instead of a knight I can just shrug and tell her mother "Hey, you wanted this."
In all fairness, being a stripper in MG society is probably a highly respected job. It would be like an ambassador to them, showing those poor clueless men just what they can have if they stopped going after picky and stubborn human whores.

>> No.14336842

>>14336831
>Misery
She's learning to lead undead nations, not learning to be a fucking retard. Obviously, she occupies country of said crush, with no bloodshed, overwhelming force, an army that doesn't need to eat, and is perfectly obedient, purges the higher echelons of corruption, improves the infrastructure and becomes a national savior to the people. That way the dude she is crushing on can't refuse her advances without looking like a massive cock head.

>> No.14336843

>>14336538
Y

>> No.14336849

>>14336797
Undead need to keep their hands to themselves for once. Tired of them always desiring conquest.

>> No.14336851

>>14336639
Yes. All of this.

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>>14336639

>> No.14336860

>>14336841
>most succubi become obsessed with erotic dance in their teens
>"My tits are amazing and I want THE WHOLE TOWN TO SEE THEM!"
>the market gets flooded with college student succubi strippers and poledancers, hungry for the ego boost a room full of men leering at them would bring
>it backfires horribly when human strippers become rare and exotic in the process, because everyone by now can see perfect blue skin and massive gravity-defying tits just by living near monstergirls

Supply and demand, gentlemen. Even Michelin star food would get boring if you had it everyday.

>> No.14336875

>>14336842
>That way the dude she is crushing on can't refuse her advances without looking like a massive cock head.

What if he's already in love with someone? What if she isn't his type? You can't just go "Oh, I forced your country to do things my way, now fucking marry me because you owe me!"
Are you an alien?

>> No.14336880

>>14336776
My waifu would teach her how to hunt and fight. I would teach her how to treat and protect a man and take responsibility for ravaging him.

>> No.14336885

>>14336875
>What if he's already in love with someone? What if she isn't his type?
Mamono mana. Fuck, I'll hire a mindflayer squad if he says no.

>> No.14336888

>>14336885
Better question: what if he already married somebody? Obamamana can't undo that.

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>>14335768
Single male discounts on alcohol in bars
The stronger the drink, the higher the discount.
Single males always get a bigger glass.

Discounts and free samples for single males buying exotic products, such as alraune nectar, vemon etc.

Show events for singles to show effects of said products on both them and (single) monstergirls.
Safety gauranteed for males assuming they don't jump an MG themselves.

Try a maid for a day!

Various products/services (taxi, haircut, etc) that can be paid in spirit energy instead.

That one asshole Tanuki selling cheap (empty) spirit energy gems that can be charged at home and used to pay for above mentioned services (the sign said spirit energy! Not a blowjob!).

>> No.14336890

>>14336860
That's why you keep a human woman locked in your basement as a sex slave.

>> No.14336891

>>14336885
>Mindflayer squad
Damn you're a bad person. I mean, I shouldn't be surprised it because fits with the high society thing rather well, but still. Would she really be happy knowing the only way he'd love her is by having his brain utterly fucked?

>> No.14337570

>>14336890
But the mystery of that would entice men even more!
>You mean there ARE women who can give birth to men?
>and they don't have horns, claws or tails?
>their ears are just like ours?
>holy shit that's exotic!
>I wanna fuck one!

>> No.14337582

>>14336891
I wouldn't tell her. He's just have a sudden "revelation" and realize he loved her all along. It would be a true love too, because I'd pay good money, and the brain washing would only be light touches, like dots on a connect-the-dots picture. He'd fill the lines in himself, subconsciously.

>>14336888
See, this is where the line is drawn; he's no longer free game. Daughteru would understand and respect that, too.

>> No.14337619

>>14336890
Its times like these where the threads turn from fun to fucked up.

>> No.14337622

>>14337619
I dunno, that sounds fun to me.

>> No.14337627

>just listened to the dramatic reading of My Immortal
I recommend it to anyone who thinks their works suck, because at least you'll come out of it knowing you aren't THAT bad. It even makes that one guy from TFT come across as a literary genius in comparison.

>> No.14337633

>>14334936
It's amazing how much a little colour change can improve a monster.
This actually fits Mindflayer more than her original purple look.

>> No.14337636

>>14337619
Do you want a monster girl locked in your basement as a sex slave instead?

>> No.14337639

>>14337636
That's equally fucked up.
And possibly dangerous depending on the species. I don't think a Dragon would happily sit in a basement all day, especially if there's no treasure to sleep on.

>> No.14337642

>>14337627
>My Immortal is a Harry Potter-inspired fanfiction that is centered around Ebony “Enoby” Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way, a 17-year-old vampire who...

No thanks I'm not going anywhere near this

But I agree with you, I've been saying to a few people who, according to themselves, "can't write" that they should at least try and that writing something decent isn't that hard

>> No.14337651

>>14336209
I want to hop in a CC wendigo's coat into the awa awa dimension

>> No.14337652

>>14337639
Well then what the fuck kind of sex slave do you want?

>> No.14337659

>>14337642
Oh believe me, whatever you were imagining when you read that sentence is nothing compared what actually goes on in it.
I never finished the dramatic reading because it goes on forever, and half the chapters are long descriptions of whatever retarded goth clothing the characters are wearing.
Sometimes unintentionally hilarious shit happens like Dumbledore becoming a foul mouthed goth, though.

>> No.14337666

>>14337642
But My Immortal and HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH are modern classics of literature.

>> No.14337669

>>14337652
Maybe he wants TWO or more sex slaves? That way they can make idle chat when he's out buying groceries. One in chains and another in a stock.

>> No.14337672

>>14337666
>In the future there may be classes dedicated to analyzing My Immortal

We can only hope. But if that happens then there would probably be history classes dedicated to Christian Weston Chandler (he's honestly the most well documented person who has ever lived anyway) and film classes that focus on The Room.

>> No.14337681

>>14337669
I can just see how that would work
>So, is your ass still sore?
>yeah, he's using some really cheap lube lately. It dries up in a few thrusts and then he just doesn't care anymore
>At least he doesn't force you to suck his cock right after. You know the expression "tastes like shit"? I've got an actual reference for it now.

>> No.14337687

>>14336624
But how would a wimpy bishie who's on the road to becoming a broken little cumpump cheer her up?

>> No.14337689

>>14337639
I'd go full Maus sniffer for a dragon slave.

>> No.14337694

>>14337681
Damn, you know what maybe he was right. That is kind of fucked up. Proper lube doesn't cost that much more and with that kind of improper hygiene who knows how clean the basement is. God forbid mushrooms start growing in one of the corners.

>> No.14337702

>>14337694
>Come home
>Sex slaves are matango

>> No.14337712

>>14337627
If we are sharing bad shit to give our writers a confidence boost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVn1TI2QHiA

>> No.14337718

>>14336437
I actually want to see that.
then again, what would the boys mother think?

>> No.14337734

>>14337712
This is ridiculous on so many levels

>> No.14337740

>>14337712
And while we're at it, anyone worried that they're bad should go through this.
https://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Daily-Life-with-a-Monster-Girl

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14337743

>>14336071
Perfect for nourishing young Elfling daughterus.

>> No.14337750

>>14337740
>Fanfiction.net
NO! I Climbed out of the that cesspool of headcanon and super Mary sues, I refuse to go back!

>> No.14337756

>>14337712
It's nice to see that Alp has moved on to other media

>> No.14337763

>>14337750
But we have stuff like that here too.
In fact, most of our stories seem to have that these days.

>> No.14337765

>>14337750
Oh come on, you're missing out on some classics.
>Daily life with monster girls andboy? by thesonicmew reviews
>Already having to deal with a Lamia, a harpy, a centaur, a mermaid, a slime-thing, an arachne, and a Dullahan. Kimohito Kurusu now faces his greatest Challenge of them all...Having a male Homestay, who just so happens to be a Kamaitachi. Constructive Criticism appreciated. *ON HIATUS*

>> No.14337770

>>14337765
Fucking what?

>> No.14337771
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14337771

>>14336424
Oh my. I wand to do lewd things to that lamb.

>> No.14337782

>>14336424
I thought .less was a DOTA fag.

He even called me a LoL player when I told him MOBAs a shit during a stream.

>> No.14337783

>>14337763
Ill give you that on the head cannon thing, but i don't remember any Mary sues

>> No.14337789

>>14337770
Have something better.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11456459/1/Loved-By-the-Monster-Girls
Because who didn't want a harry potter crossover?

>> No.14337793

>>14337765
I remember seeing one where naruto had become a male lamia, and hinata had conveniently developed a fetish for snakes while he was gone

>> No.14337806

>>14337756
don't you think thats a bit mean?
alp may not be that good, but its better than this.

>> No.14337811

>>14337789
Im playing samurai warriors 2 empires while im here.
right when I read the summary a character goes "this hurts my soul"

>> No.14337821

http://exhentai.org/g/706744/f779c5bedb/
http://exhentai.org/g/707226/3aa09f25e9/
>translation never

>> No.14337850

>>14337687
He was nice to her.

>> No.14337854

>>14337806
Not really. It's like the difference between The Room and Plan 9 From Outer Space.

>> No.14337857

What's the stupidest MG related idea you came up with?

Mine is Hellhound being able to jump in and out of Hell freely, giving them infinite re-spawn in the process

>> No.14337860

>>14337854
I take it Alp is "the room" in this?

>> No.14337863

>>14337860
Hell no, Alp is the Ed Wood because he's so cute in his attempts at being something more than he is.

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14337866

>>14337821
thank god because oppai loli a shit

>> No.14337868

>>14337857
Emo golems
A ryu obbessed with dragon ball
that nature doc thing involving kakuens I mentioned a while back

>> No.14337869

>>14337857
But that's a nice idea.

>> No.14337871

>>14337857
Thunderbirds and Raiju wrapping themselves in wire and driving currents through the wire to magnetically attract Paladins.

>> No.14337873

>>14337871
I like that too.

>> No.14337874

>>14337782
.less is a little bitch, he used to play a ton of LoL.

>> No.14337875

>>14337857
sub hellhounds

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>>14337857
There are Minotaurs, that while retaining their musculature, are capable of lactating while not being pregnant.
If a Wendigo were to de-lolify herself, she'd also have to exchange the cloak transformation gimmick in favor of a comfy pocket dimension within the cloak.
Wendigos milk tastes like marshmallows.
>>14337874
That hypocritical faggot.

>> No.14337879

>>14337871
Reverse Mariah pls stay.

>> No.14337880

>>14337868
>That nature doc thing involving kakuens I mentioned a while back
wasn't you going to make a full story on that?

>> No.14337882

>>14337806
There's actually some things I like in Alp's stories, like the idea of having a childhood friend Kunoichi.
I just feel he didn't do enough with the concept, she could have used her ninja abilities to tease or pleasure him more often. She could have hidden in his house to watch him shower, or give him a lightning fast handjob and make him cum before he even notices.

The more I think about it, the more the idea of a stalker kunoichi interests me.

>> No.14337884

>>14337882
I have no idea what you're talking about, there's no such story.

>> No.14337886

>>14337882
>give him a lightning fast handjob and make him cum before he even notices
She does that every morning the moment while he sleeps and he thinks it's wet dreams about her.

>> No.14337888

>>14337866
You don't gotta be that way.
http://exhentai.org/g/867341/fc3e811c2f/

>> No.14337889

>>14337875
Really stupid indeed.

>> No.14337893

>>14337857
Assassin succubi who kill the more vicious order priests with pleasure, or at least make sure they die cumming over them to ensure they died knowing they betrayed everything they stood for.

>> No.14337896

>>14337882
I was meant to do a story on a stalker kunoichi, one who would occasionally leave kunai with stalker messages attached, and the MC fails to prove her presence until he's married to her.

>> No.14337897

>>14337886
I should carry on reading it then. It looks like Alp finally did something right.

>> No.14337899

>>14337897
No, that was my idea.

>> No.14337900

>>14337897
Why are you people talking about a story that doesn't even exist?

>> No.14337902

>>14337880
I was, but then i got busy and left it open so someone else could to it
Either it was a dumb idea or everyone was busy as no one took it up.

>> No.14337906

>>14337873
>>14337879
I thought of that because we're getting into magnetism in Electromagnetics 1.

Of course, I don't know what Paladin armor is made of, so I dunno if it's actually ferromagnetic.

Would be hilarious to see, though. Either one of the aforementioned monsters covered in Paladins, or the monster covered in Paladin armor, with nearby Paladins in their boxers.

>> No.14337907

>>14337902
If I remember righ about the Kakuen thingt, it should be a bit of both.

>> No.14337911

>>14337882
>Yandere stalker kunoichi
>is constantly watching anon. Constantly.
>if he shows too much interest in another girl she'll just vanish without a trace
>incredibly poetic love letters keep appearing in really weird places, like in his clothing after he comes out of the shower, or mysteriously appearing in his pocket during the day
>anon wakes up to a gentle kiss, opens his eyes and no one else is in the room with him
>he keeps finding pictures of this weird girl in a ninja costume in heart shaped picture frames around his house
>and one of her cuddling up to him naked when he's asleep, with a huge smile on her face and winking at the camera

>> No.14337915

>>14337888
>Nipples the size of dinner plates
>Breasts each bigger than her entire torso

Okay, I know that animu/manga makes people used to ridiculous proportions, but that's just gross.

>> No.14337920
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14337920

Your waifu captured an Elf for you. What will you do with it?

>> No.14337922

>>14337911
There actually was a yandere Kunoichi story, but it was never pastebinned so I binned it for the guy:
http://pastebin.com/60TjbuX8

That being said, I'd totally love to see a story with a premise similar to what you posted.

>> No.14337923

>>14337920
Molest and release.

>> No.14337927

>>14337920
Put it back, don't know where it's been.

>> No.14337928

>>14337920
Force her to watch, immobile and frustrated, as I slowly enter my waifu and later cum inside her. The elf will obviously be just out of reach to lick up the cum slowly dripping out of her.

>> No.14337932

>>14337920
Plant it and grow my very own elf tree. I heard if you water it with coffee they come up brown!

>> No.14337933

>>14337920
Buy the waifu a strap-on, spitroast the elf, keep it for fun threesomes and the beginning of my harem that I always wanted.

>> No.14337934

>>14337911
>guy gets terrified that his house is haunted
>calls the sexorcist out to remove this horny ghost
>just as he picks up the phone a kunai slams into the wall in front of him
>its pinning a note to the wall:
>I'm a Ninja you adorable moron. ps: stop replacing the porn I throw out, it isn't healthy to lust over humans

>> No.14337936

>>14337920
Reminds me of that entire concept of a slaver ant(girl)s. They're basically a purely warrior ant species that kidnaps other species' worker eggs, raise them as their own, so the kidnapped workers can raise the slaver eggs for them.

I imagine the MG version would be like a serial loli kidnapper making a harem of daughterus or something for her anon.

>> No.14337937

>>14337857
A holst and a minotaur getting into a ~moo off

>> No.14337938

>>14337920
Release her.

>> No.14337941
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14337941

>>14337920
Fucking Nanashi. She can't just leave anything alone.
These kids in the image probably aren't even hers.

>> No.14337944

>>14337938
Hippie.

>> No.14337947

>>14337920
This sounds like something a Jinko would do

>Come home
>See an Elf tied up, struggling on the floor
>Call out my Jinko waifu
>Ask her why does she keep bringing Elves home
>"I love the thrill of the hunt, and they make for great presents don't they?"
>Release the Elf and apologize for my wife's behavior
>Jinko waifu is puffing up her cheeks because I keep refusing her gifts
>Have make-up sex with her all night long

>> No.14337949

>>14337920
How thoughtful! Now we can finally teach our slave daughter to do some dom things like her mommy!

>> No.14337956

>>14337941
She's a wolf, wolves adopt.

>> No.14337958

Would anyone mind if I writefagged for this thread? I was thinking something slice-of-life/day-in-the-life in MG City.

>> No.14337959

>>14337947
>The Elf is sticking her face to the window peeking at you, schlicking
Blue ovaries, man.

>> No.14337965

>>14337949
>daughteru brutally fucking a tied-up elf with a strapon as she gets her first taste of being a dom
>parends slowly snugglefucking as they watch their daughteru grow up
This does wonderful things to muh dick.

>> No.14337970

>>14337958
Only the 8th son of an 8th son may become a writefag!

>> No.14337971

>>14337958
That depends on how much of a faggot you are.

>> No.14337975
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14337975

Would you huff manticore mane?

>> No.14337978

>>14335124
Monogamy is a symbol of status since monstergirls have to "fight" for men. Also the stronger species are very possessive about their husbands and don't like the idea of sharing. The more powerful the species is, the more they will be into monogamy.

So species like Lilims and Vampires and such are into monogamy while others like P'orcs and Harpies tend to form harems around men. Same happens with incest between father and daughers; the former species tend to encourage their kids to find their own husband while the later are perfectly fine with sharing their husband/father.

>> No.14337980

>>14337975
Yes, but I'd sniff Gazer stalks if I could.

>> No.14337991

>>14337980
Jesus christ, and I thought maussniffers were bad.

>> No.14337992

>>14337958
You do whatever you want, and more writing is always a good thing Unless it's really messed up

But if you're gonna write something lengthy just put it on pastebin and post the link

>> No.14337995

>>14337975
Would you lick a Monoeye's eye after giving her some LSD eyedrops?

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>>14337991
The nose knows. Biblically. Mmm. Incense.

>> No.14338001

>>14337975
All day everyday, especially after a hard day at work.

I'd come home, pin her against the wall and just bury my face in it and hold her tightly so she couldn't escape.

>> No.14338002

>>14337975
Would I? I'd faceplant straight into a Manticore's bosom, rub my face into her mane and huff the ever loving shit out it.

Bonus points if it's an old, pride-leader Manticore.

>> No.14338003

>>14337911
>Anon finally meets and confronts her
>he's creeped out by her actions which by comparison would look excessive to a Shirohebi
>she just stands there the entire time, grinning at him with her arms folded
>her cockiness is pissing anon off, and he finishes ranting at her, now out of breath
>she just leans in a little and whispers in a sensual, husky voice
>"Feeling better?"
>Anon jolts as a powerful orgasm rips through him
>"How about now?"
>Her smile widens as he sinks to his knees, savouring the confused look on his face as he does
>he wants an explanation. Fine.
>"Ninja handjobs, darling. Just one of many little surprises I'll being springing on you when you least expect it. Have fuuuun~"
>she throws a smoke bomb down and vanishes

>> No.14338005

>>14337980
I'd lick Gazer slime.

>> No.14338008

>>14337978
>Powerful monsters are monogamous
>Except for that one guy with two Vampire wives
>Twins
>Everyone's jealous of him
>He's fatigued and anemic all the time

>> No.14338009

>>14337934
Oh hell no
ninja or not, no one messes with a man's porn

>> No.14338012

>>14337958
The more the merrier, friend. A few words of advice though:
>Keep the ego in check
>The thread hates futa, yuri, scat and general guro stuff
>Don't attentionwhore or keep talking about your own stuff
Avoid these things and you're golden.

>> No.14338013

>>14338005
>it congeals like latex inside you and you die

>> No.14338017

>>14337975
Every day.

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14338019

>>14338013
I'd had a quiet rest~
Until I met Hermione West~
The Great Reanimator~

>> No.14338029

>>14338003
>you will never stroll through your house and loudly proclaim that you want to impregnate the fuck out of her
>she will never teleport right in front of you with fertility boosters in her possession, and shake her plump sweaty ass at you

>> No.14338032

>>14338019
Wouldn't that be Bertina West?

>> No.14338034

>>14338032
That sounds like a Holst name.

>> No.14338035

>>14338029
>she will never tell you that you already have
Fixed.

>> No.14338039

you know, everyone wants to do stalker kunoichis
how about you guys do one where a mother teaches her daughter things like how to use her tail.

>> No.14338041

>>14337975

Nah I'd rather huff Kejourou hair.

>> No.14338043

>>14338034
You dare question the genius Holst-Lich, master of life and death?

>> No.14338044

>>14338035
Well shit, Kunoichi are fast.

>> No.14338045

>>14338043
Yes. Are those human cadavers?

>> No.14338046

>>14338012
You forgot mb

>> No.14338047

>>14338003
Fuck it. I'm turning this into an actual story or something.

>> No.14338051

>>14334945
>hug the circle of Wendigos
>learn the different pitches of them when you hug
>master the Wendigo piano

>> No.14338054

>>14338051
>AaWaWaWaWawaa
>AawawAwA
>WAA-WA-WAA

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14338056

>>14338051
>>14338054
>Awawa Christmas Carols similar to that choir thing from Rhythm Heaven

>> No.14338066

>>14338046
Mount and Blade?

>> No.14338068

>>14338066
monsterboys

>> No.14338069
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14338069

What goes on in your bedroom when it's evening but it's not yet time to turn off the lights and get busy?

>> No.14338073

>>14338069
>Anoooon! Stop arguing on the internet! I really need to fuck!

>> No.14338074

>>14338069
My waifu and I are waking up from sleep.

>> No.14338077
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14338077

>>14338069

hair brushing of course.

>> No.14338080

>>14338056
If Christmas caroler Wendigos showed up at my door, they'd get all of my Reeses trees

>> No.14338081

>>14338077
So heavy foreplay?

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>>14338081

You betcha

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14338087

>Monstergirls finally make a portal to another world
>joyfully start flooding in to our world, knowing men will exist here only without the bias the Order has drilled into their heads against demonic beings
>their faces once they discover Christianity, and all the other religions that state demons are to be hated and feared

>> No.14338088

>>14338068
I like the other one better.

>> No.14338091

>>14338039
I still think the Image of a young kunoichi having her blade tail stuck in a tree is amusing.

>> No.14338093

>>14338087
Joke's on you, I live in a socialist hellhole where Christians are sent to camps and gnomes and elves and trolls live in harmony with men!

>> No.14338097

>>14338093
I'd live in harmony with a Troll.

>> No.14338098

>>14338087
I like to imagine Halloween would come around and they'd be very, very offended.
Think about it, children running around dressed up like stereotypical monsters. It'd be horrifying for them, it would look like we're indoctrinating our kids to see them as something frightening and weird instead of something to love.
I was planning on doing a story based on this, but its more of a Halloween thing and its been and gone, dammit

>> No.14338102

>>14338093
what have i told you about taking hobo drugs?

>> No.14338103

>>14338087
It's a shame no one ever expanded on the soulless concept the thread came up with.

I think it had real potential.

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14338105

Fat-bottomed meece.

>> No.14338106

>>14338102
Share some with Junko?

>> No.14338107

>>14338105
INTERCRURAL

>> No.14338109

>>14338103
You mean the hollow thing?
I've always wanted to do something like that, where humans from Earth not only make no spirit energy but they also can't be affected by magic due to being from a universe where it doesn't exist.
The problem is Earthian characters instantly become overpowered due to this.
Unless it was a One Punch Man style story where the MC can easily beat magical monstergirls but it means nothing to him because he just wanted a waifu...

>> No.14338114

>>14338105
Those are some tiny bottles.

>> No.14338119

>>14338105
NOT JUST BOTTOM!
BIG MEECES!
FILLED WITH CHEESE!
POKE HER TUMMY AND SHE SQUEAKS! THEN BRING HER UP TO YOUR FACE AND RUB HER AGAINST YOUR CHEEK!
THEN PUT HER BACK IN HER LUXURY DOLL HOUSE HOME

>> No.14338120

>>14338105
Holy hell, that outfit is the lewdest. I want to molest her over it while she squirms and moans.

>> No.14338121

>>14338119
>not tying her up really tight so she gets beautiful skindentations around the ropes
gay

>> No.14338123

>>14338103
The dude who did Greystorm expanded on it. So did captain.

>> No.14338125

https://youtu.be/OQ7e33rOo00

Is this what a jabberwock would listen to, locked up in her room all day while playing vidya?

>> No.14338126

>>14338102
what are hobo drugs?

>> No.14338129

>>14338109
I always wanted to do something similar, mostly I'd just make MGs afraid to approach the mc because to them he has no soul.

He'd be more pragmatic too and willing to commit violence.

Little nuances like that.

>> No.14338132

>>14338126
You don't want to know.

>> No.14338133

>>14338103
I always thought that was dumb.

>> No.14338136

>>14338121
No.
Be nice to meece
Give cheese, hugs, cheese, kisses, cheese, semen, and cheese.
That way when you get her a ring she'll say yes! After that comes filling the doll house with baby meeces! Now mommy has to love twice as hard because baby mauses are too small for daddy to hug without hurting them so she needs to be tenderly loved!

>> No.14338139

>>14338085
I'm conflicted about Kejourous. So many parts I want to nuzzle up against and only one face to do so.

>> No.14338141
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>>14338123
I want YBA to expand more on the yandere mental wards he mentioned in that very thread.

>> No.14338145

>>14338103
I'm glad. Sounded like a horrible concept.

>> No.14338146

>>14338141
Go back to your LoL game you little shit.

>> No.14338149

>>14338136
But why not both anon? Why not even tie the daughterus up with their mommy so they can cuddle each other for hours? That sounds pretty loving to me.

>> No.14338150

>>14338133
>>14338145
I dunno, it seems good to me because of delicious suffering.

>> No.14338151

>>14338139

doppelganger potion?

>> No.14338152

>>14338141
Draw chubby tied-up meece or go away.

>> No.14338153

>>14338141
draw>>14338091

>> No.14338155

>>14338150
It seems really forced and stupid.

>> No.14338156

>>14338141
Fag

>> No.14338157

>>14338141
That's not a Gazer.

>> No.14338158

>>14338155
How is it forced?

>> No.14338160

>>14338141
Draw a FemAkai getting bullied into wearing a frilly dress by Haohi.

Alternatively, a guy pouncing on a Manticore to huff her mane.

>> No.14338166

>>14338151
Aw yes. Merciless gangnuzzling followed by simultaneous scalp, feet and back massage and hair brushing.

>> No.14338167

>>14338158
It makes humans not have souls simply because the writer wanted to shovel in angst like a LiveJournal emo.

>> No.14338169

>>14338150
>suffering
>delicious

You are mentally ill.

>> No.14338173

>>14338167
No, they have souls, just no Spirit energy is the way I interpreted it.

But I guess I can see that.

>> No.14338176

>>14338143
This. YBA's universe sounds interesting and yet all that's came out of it was a nice one shot and an edgy revenge story.

>> No.14338177

>>14338150
Sounds more like a cheap setup for unbeatable, speshul MC power tripping.

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>>14338169
>not wanting to run your tongue all the way down a tied-up girl's leg and stopping just short of reaching her lewd bean
I wish to make a lewd girl truly suffer, anon. Only after she has ahegao'd out of desperation will I give it to her.

>> No.14338181

>>14338103
>>14338109

Man that would be a mess.

>Humans from the MG world discriminate against ours, calling us fake humans
>The order tries to recruit us into their war but being disturbed by us at the same time for living in a world where we never knew the chief god or the order.
>The lack of SE means that the monsters have no interest in us. If any tried to have sex with us anyway they would regret the decision when it was all said and done.
>The demon lord and her subordinates try to stop the discrimination the MGs and Humans have against us since fights have broken out
>Additionally experiments are being funded by the DL herself to try and see if it would be possible to make us generate SE again.

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>>14338141
draw a better version of this

>> No.14338184

>>14338167
The soul is a religious concept anyway, and only came about because we didn't (and still don't) understand what consciousness is. I don't get why some people get so offended at the idea of us just being intelligent animals.

>> No.14338187

>>14338176
It's too "poor widdle humans and the evil scary monsters" for me

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>>14338105
So basically like Elin?

>> No.14338189

>>14338141
What are you doing here, you already own us something.

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>>14338166

I bet she'd be overwhelmed from all that. And she'd love every second too.

>> No.14338192

>>14338188
The checklist apart from the superfluous ears is literally my taste.

>> No.14338194

>>14338012
Would namefagging be ok? OR is that a bad thing too.

>> No.14338195

>>14338188
Elin-maus sounds fantastic.

>> No.14338197

>>14338194
BAD

>> No.14338199

>>14338194
Most of our best don't bother.

>> No.14338202

>>14338194
Only when it's really necessary.

>> No.14338204

>>14338194
Post it as anon but have a name on pastebin. That way people know it's you when you post content but you don't cause tripfag and anti-tripfag circlejerks.

>> No.14338205

>>14338183
you know what you be nice? a casual salamander.
As in wearing jeans and a tank top, possibly have that hair down too.

>> No.14338207

>>14338187
But both sides fought each other to a standstill.
The only part I'm confused about is humanity just giving up and allowing the Gate after a while. People to this day would be plotting to destroy that thing and ensure humanity's Independence and progress.
I know the monstergirls would be sexy, but they also want to control us and will resort to lethal force if we don't comply. Which we didn't.

>> No.14338208

>>14338197
>>14338199

The standard now is to create a pastebin account with your namefag name. That way anyone who reads it knows who wrote it still (it's at the top of the pastebin page), but it doesn't intrude on the thread itself. It also gives anons a name to worth with in conversation, rather than "that one writefag who writes about X".

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14338212

>>14338045
Indeed they are!
She should face a firing squad! Of my dick.

>> No.14338215

>>14338204
This. If you get a reputation let it be on the quality of your writing and not plastering your name everywhere. Most writefags don't announce themselves, they only post a link and a quick description of the story. I recommend posting an image related to the story too because it makes the post stand out a bit more without being egocentric.

>> No.14338216

>>14338207
That's what I'm talking about. The entire conflict is because the monstergirls are cartoon villains that constantly do evil things.

>> No.14338218

>>14338207
Greed. It's a whole new world beyond the portal with resources untapped on an industrial scale and that's not mentioning all the normal and supernatural stuff that doesn't exist on Earth waiting to be studied and utilized.

>> No.14338219

>>14338208
>create a pastebin account with your namefag name
I literally thought up a word that nobody should think to actually associate me with and had to fiddle with it to get it passed. I wonder if the weird nonsense name had a positive or negative effect in the middle of all those tryhard cool names.

>> No.14338222

>>14338205
I want a salamander dressed up as revy from black lagoon.

>> No.14338225

>>14338205
Make her chubby too, with big-ass ass and tits in jeans and a sweater.

>> No.14338226

>>14338169
Maybe, but you need to experience it yourself.

That delicious bottomless void feeling of hopelessness.

>> No.14338228

>>14338212
To life, to life, she brings my willy!

>> No.14338230

>>14338219
Sometimes you'll write a few greentexts and an anon will just randomly give you a name to refer to you.
That's how I got mine, anyway

>> No.14338231

>>14338222
>Black lagoon MG's
Kiki Roberta is already a thing right?

>> No.14338232

>>14338230
Same here.

>> No.14338233

>>14338222
Oh God, this.
Rose in Moose's saga always came across as a tomboy Revy anyway.

>> No.14338235

>>14338233
>a tomboy Revy
Isn't Revy a tomboy to begin with?

>> No.14338236

>>14338230
I got mine when my shit posting got a little too stupid

>> No.14338247

>>14338149
Rope is coarse! If you want to bunch your meeces together you stick them in a soft towel or wool sweater!

>> No.14338248

>>14338180
That's just teasing. Something I very much approve of.

>> No.14338252

>>14338247
>boil rope
>oil rope
Oh wow, it's super smooth!

>> No.14338254

>>14336776
No Anubis Daughteru shall remain uneducated.

>> No.14338256

>>14338230
Mine is two separate plays on words, one on my first name and the other on my last. Hopefully my name is unique enough to where nobody figures it out.

>> No.14338257

>>14338252
Anon why do you know this much about rope?

>> No.14338264

>>14338252
Well... this is something I'll have to remember. For story purposes, of course.

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>>14338257
I'm a silly sailor, sir.
Or maybe I've read NtK.
In any case it's relevant to my interests.

>> No.14338266

Am I the only one here that doesn't have any problem with mamono mana?

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>>14338228
>getting priapism injections right in the dick from a lusty Lich
>getting a premature ejaculation shot too
>and a jizz-production enhancing one
I'm so fucking mad I can't use this idea with the classic Lich.

>> No.14338271

>>14338266
No. I'm completely fine with it.

>> No.14338273

>>14338266
I have a problem with the way KC says it works, but in my headcanon it's just fine.

>> No.14338274

>>14338270
>shots in my penis
Fuck. No.

>> No.14338275

>>14338141
More of your alp character.

>> No.14338276

>>14338266
I actually sort of like it. If used it setting, it can create lot of interesting scenarios and conflicts.

>> No.14338277

>>14338266
I prefer the term demonic energy, because it sounds sexier and less silly.

>> No.14338279

>>14338270
Why not?

>> No.14338280

>>14338270
Why not?

>> No.14338281

>>14338266
I like it, also this >>14338277

>> No.14338282

>>14338266
I scoff at your opinion, for it is beyond wrong.

>> No.14338283

>>14338274
Hey, the last one would more likely go in your balls.

>>14338279
It'd be completely out of character to go from occult magic to injections. I could do it with spells or salves, but it's just not the same without the dick injections.

>> No.14338284

>>14338266
Anon, you should have realized before posting that that's a stupid question. No matter what you think, there's going to be at least one anon that agrees with you.

>> No.14338285

>>14338266
I kinda like it.

>> No.14338286

What would be the ideal hairstyle and color for your MG waifu? I find short red hair extremely arousing.

>> No.14338288

>>14338283
>completely out of character
Alchemy is still magic, so it's okay.

>> No.14338289

>>14338283
>in my balls
No. Fuck you. Needles go and stay go.

>> No.14338291

>>14338286
A little longer than shoulder-length and bright pink, just like the color of her feathers.

>> No.14338292

>>14338283
Liches don't have to be completely magic oriented, they an also be technology or science oriented. inb4 magic is science.

>> No.14338294

>>14338266
Why? It's super dumb.

>> No.14338295

>>14338292
Magic is a science, good man. Do try to keep up.

>> No.14338296

>>14338288
It's not the kind of braziers-and-candles-on-a-stone-slab style. Maybe a viscous, alchemical sludge that she'd ram down your peehole with a ramrod would fit the style and and penis panic angle, but the readership is so dreadfully conventional.

>>14338292
It's a specific character we're dealing with here.

>> No.14338300

>>14338266
I like it.

I hope it can be used to power robots though.

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>>14338286
A shorter variant of pic-related, preferably white or any other color.

>> No.14338304

>>14338283
>shots in the dick and balls

Sounds excruciating. Might still consider it if I got to fill every hole of a Lich to the point of overflowing afterwards.

>> No.14338308

>>14338300
Golems.

>> No.14338309

>>14338292
Techno-mage Lich is my fetish.

>> No.14338310

>>14338286
Braided Twintails, a simple ponytail, or maybe just short hair.

>> No.14338311

>>14338304
You would, yes, enough that her belly distends slightly, and also paint her hands, feet, buttocks, belly, thighs and hair white.

>> No.14338313

>>14338309
>>14338308
These two posts are bound together by fate. Lich Golem-constructor when?

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Don't go to the Steppes lads... there be bandits stalking the roads up there.

>> No.14338316

>>14338313
Does she harvest the cum to make her Aluminium Golems run by herself or does she have a machine for it?

>> No.14338320

>>14338316
Machine that pumps cum fresh out of interns. Someone has to mind the pumps though.

>> No.14338323

>>14338286
Spiked long hair, preferably silver/white, like this http://i.imgur.com/kppB5Uc.jpg

Very long hair tied with a ribbon at the low part, preferably with blonde hair, like this http://i.imgur.com/yzYokPP.jpg

Short hair, tomboyish, preferably red hair, like this http://i.imgur.com/JR1b33T.gif

Braided hair, it doesn't matter the color I love braids of any color, http://i.imgur.com/183T47V.jpg

>> No.14338324

>>14338320
Little onahole fairy robots that pump themselves up and down rhythmically.

>> No.14338326

>>14338311
>that much cum

She'd be the liveliest looking Lich in no time flat.

>> No.14338330

>>14338294
>>14338282
It's just like any other applied philibotinum used to explain the working mechanics to the setting. It's the same as magic in most fantasy, or nano-machines in a lot of science fiction. I mean, it straight up is magic even.

I mean, complaining about mamono mana is like complaining about tachyons in star trek, considering that without either, their respective settings just don't fucking work without outright hand-waving away any of the logistics those things filled in for.

>> No.14338332

>>14337743
>looking at your daughteru with contemp and hissing in the most evil voice you can muster
>Those are MY tits

>> No.14338334

>>14338332
They're infants, anon.

>> No.14338335

>>14338286
long braided ponytail in pink or white

>> No.14338336

>>14337866
You have to be straight to post here.

>> No.14338337

>>14338324
Truly Lich Johnson is a wonderful employer.

>> No.14338342

>>14337821
Not a fan of oppai loli in general, but I liked this one.
That body paint in the second one. Unf.

>> No.14338344

>>14338316
Wouldn't the aluminum golems just be able to harvest the cum themselves?

>> No.14338346

>>14338344
Golems work-work.

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>>14338334
Exactly. You have to fight them while they are weak and establish dominance.

>> No.14338348

>>14338087
Who is this?

>> No.14338349

>>14338330
>without outright hand-waving away any of the logistics those things filled in for.
>implying that isn't what mamono mana basically is

>> No.14338353

>>14338105
I think those are the biggest ears I've seen on a mousegirl.

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>>14338337
>technolich making Shinkis
Fuck this gay earth.

>> No.14338356

>>14338348
The main girl's stepmother in Sankarea.

>> No.14338359

>>14338330
"It just works because of reasons" has got to be laziest writing there is. Even Alp is a better writefag than KC.

>> No.14338361

>>14338348
The mother in Sankarea.
It's actually MG related, because the main girl is killed and revived as a zombie.
The reason she's crying is because even the MC doesn't want to touch her, in all fairness he's a necrophilliac who wants to screw the zombie girl.

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>>14338353
What, you been living under a rock?

>> No.14338363

>>14338359
>Even Alp
Please stop this bullying.

>> No.14338364

>>14338334
Eh. I've known kids being nursed as old as six.

>> No.14338369

>>14338363
Relax, I'm doing it out of love.

>> No.14338371

If you had to throw a MG at a writefag, who would it be and what would you throw?

>> No.14338372
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Fluffy birds

>> No.14338374
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I want to go down to the local fashion show and fuck the MG models!

>> No.14338375

>>14338356
>>14338361
Yes, I know her after all. I remember her hair being longer from when she was a maid and she was looking to dark there. I saw the scene where she assaults him, I got to say, I would have fallen.

>> No.14338376

>>14338369
Tsundere is only cute when flustered and getting banged.
>>14338371
I'd throw a Wurm at everyone. The same Wurm.

>> No.14338377

>>14338314
Ah that's just a legend old man besides, if there were so many bandits, how would we be getting all that fancy arachnee silk from the east.

>> No.14338378

>>14338374
You have to wait for after the show, they have a job to do!

>> No.14338380

>>14338362
Yes actually, my house in made of cement.

>> No.14338382

>>14338376
>Tsundere
Hm, I always thought of myself as more of a kuudere.

>> No.14338383

>>14338371
A alp at alp, cuz' why the fuck not?

>> No.14338385

>>14338382
Kuudere don't bully.
>>14338383
And then the Alps lived happily ever after, the end.

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>>14338190

After that she'd struggle to get bearings, panting heavily, barely able to let out a "Thank you" You'd shortly feel that familiar hair wrap itself around you and guide you into bed with her and then take your clothing and her own off.

Thanks to your session earlier, she can only think about how it's only fair that now she makes you feel really good after all that you did for her. She wraps you up with all of her hair and mounts you without delay, riding you intensely like her life depended on it, staring deep into your eyes with a loving smile. After a few rounds of sex she seems very happy to say the least. Her hair props you up and she sits behind you

From a table nearby she grabs a bottle of massage oil and spreads it on her hands and then massages your shoulders slowly and gently. As you relax and get into it she grabs a scalp massage tool with her hair and starts running it up and down. She giggles as you let out a moan and she whispers inquisitively if it feels good.

You're quickly relax as she does her work. It feels like it goes on for a long time but eventually she stops, tell you that she's all done. She lays down and uses her hair to position you so she can rest her head against yours. She whispers a good night as she pulls the covers up. She pulls her hands underneath your own and rests them on your chest in a hug. Her legs wrap around waist. And then she nods off, sleeping peacefully. It doesn't take long for you to fall asleep too.

>> No.14338389

>>14338371
A Leanan Sidhe at Lanternon so he continues his paladin story.

>> No.14338390

>>14338378
>Implying it isn't the entire point of these kinds of events isn't to attract prospective husbands.
>Implying the entire social system in monster girl society isn't engineered to advertise monster girls to human men.

>> No.14338393

>>14338389
This is necessary.

>> No.14338396

>>14338385
>Kuudere don't bully
Last time I checked my [X]-dere rulebook, I didn't see that one. Maybe I missed it.

>> No.14338398

>>14338371
A Lilim at Alp, because I want to see how a Lilim would react to half the stuff he shits out.

>> No.14338402

>>14338396
Then give us a precedent.

>> No.14338405

>>14338376
>A Wurm
A threadcanon Wurm or the actual interpretation of a Wurm?
I don't want to babysit an actual retard, I'm bad enough with actual kids.

>> No.14338406

>>14338402
I believe I just did. Just ask Alp's tear ducts.

>> No.14338407

>>14338398
Which half?
>>14338405
Wurms aren't retarded and I hope you get a tummy ache from getting hit by her.

>> No.14338409

>>14338406
Does he fap to this stuff, do you think?

>> No.14338410

>>14338371
Every one gets a kobold!

>> No.14338411

>>14338398
>throw Deruella at Alp
>Dohohoho! Ready for a lifetime of pleasure, little man? Don't look so scared now, I'm only going to-
>wait
>what the fuck is this?
>....
>I'm leaving.

>> No.14338415

>>14338407
I eat overly spicy stuff constantly. I always have stomach problems. There's no point in food if there's no pain involved.

>> No.14338417

>>14338415
Anon, anon.

>> No.14338418

>>14338409
That...would certainly reduce my enthusiasm.

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14338419

Best personality combination for monstergirl and husbando?

I say genki monstergirl with tsundere husbando

>> No.14338420

>>14338410
Make that an aggressive tomboy Werewolf and you have a deal.

>> No.14338424

>>14338418
What do you do it for then, you slut?

>> No.14338425

>>14338411
Hah! if alp is bad enough for her I'd love to see her reactions to bob, beast or that yuda guy on TFT

>> No.14338426

>>14338371
I'd throw a Holstaur at myself.

>> No.14338429

>>14338424
Bullying should be done on principle, not just for mere amusement.

>> No.14338430

>>14338419
Edgelords and CC Yetis.

>> No.14338431

>>14338407
>which half
Lets be charitable and say the bad half, as opposed to the shit half. Don't want my Alpie being smited out of pure rage.

>> No.14338432

>>14338429
Principle?

>> No.14338435

>>14338425
half of TFT she will be ok with, the other half would make her cry.

>> No.14338436

>>14338431
Which half is that then?

>> No.14338437

>>14338359
No, my entire point is that it's not lazy writing at all, it's the opposite of lazy writing. The way you'd rather it be done, 'It just works without any reason at all', is actually fucking lazy writing.

>> No.14338441

>>14338425
>she'd probably find Bob kinky
>she'd probably applaud Beast for at least trying to improve, but would rape him anyway because she's practically the queen of reverse rape
>she'd hire a translator for Yuda or whatever, get nowhere and read My immortal instead because it would be slightly less painful.

>> No.14338442

>>14338419
Flirty trickster MG and paranoid husbando.

>> No.14338445

>>14338436
The half where the characters don't talk like fucking Foghorn Leghorn. If it drives mortal men to homicidal rage I'd hate to see how a reality warping goddess would react.

>> No.14338446

>>14338425
>that yuda guy
Thats that guy with the bio that makes him sound like a twat right?

>> No.14338447

>>14338445
I have no idea what that is.

>> No.14338450

>>14338437
Are you trolling me? Or are you actually serious?

>> No.14338453

>>14338419
>I say genki monstergirl with tsundere husbando
I'd like this.
>guy trapped in the monstergirl world, trying to get home
>cheerful succubi constantly trying to make him happy, brushing off his angry attempts to shoot her down mid conversation
>guy occasionally being touched by her attempts to take his mind off the pure panic of being trapped forever in another world
>and being literally touched by her at night, setting off the tsundere in him again

>> No.14338456

>>14338446
No, that's someone else. Yuda is the guy who clearly loves monstergirls but also has clearly never even seen a book before in his life. Instead he just takes what he assumes a story should look like and just runs with it right there.

>> No.14338457

>>14338450
He just said to you that mamono mana is the opposite of lazy writing.

What do you think?

>> No.14338460

>>14338446
>Sees Monster Girls as more of a philosophical venue rather than the glorious sex goddesses they seem to think they are.
...I have several questions.

>> No.14338461

>>14338437
No, it's super lazy writing. I'd rather MGs just not exist if there's any explanation for them that doesn't fit into mundane reality as I understand it, but that's even worse because it would be totally contrived, so it's better to just pretend like no explanation is needed for why monster girls exist as they do.

>>14338450
>>14338457
You people are the above.

>> No.14338465

>>14338371
I throw a Wight into the air and hope she lands on me, and pretend that she was my wife all along, but the fall made her lose her memories.

>> No.14338468

>>14338460
Its admirable that he wants to have a deeper look into a MG world outside of sex and daughterus, but better and less pretentious people have done it before with better results.

>> No.14338472

>>14338461
>spoiler
Um...ok?

>> No.14338474

>>14338453
>pure panic of being trapped forever in another world
This always gets me.
The protagonists are always in such a rush to get back to the real world. It makes them much less identifiable to me.
Maybe it's just a symptom of having a shitty life, but I would be more scared of it being a dream that ended.

>> No.14338475

>>14338372
What drug is this poor bird on?

>> No.14338478

>>14338460
Really, you lose out the moment you think there's some greater meaning to what you're doing. It's smut about monsterpussy. No one cares about your reasons for writing it, and it's presumptuous to assume otherwise.

>> No.14338479

>>14338461
But that's an objectively correct statement. Why are you writing that as if it's a bad thing or wrong?

>> No.14338481

>>14338460
Now I remember him, the 3 brothers guy!

>> No.14338487

>>14338475
Love

>> No.14338490

>>14338474
I'm somewhat with you. I had an amazing dream a while back where monstergirls existed and I was a cop with a huge Minotaur partner.
I remember waking up and being disappointed in remembering that my job is way more boring than being a cop and that I had no sexy muscular tomboy co-worker.

>> No.14338491

>>14338474
I don't know, I would miss my family.

>> No.14338493

>>14338475
Hobo drugs

>> No.14338494

>>14338491
Right, that's the "shitty life" part.
Some of us don't really have social connections holding us back.

>> No.14338495

>>14338490
Its times like these I subscribe to the theory that dreams are glimpses into alternate universes.
You know, out of wishful thinking.

>> No.14338499
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>>14338491
Not for long. You'll get a new mommy.

>> No.14338503

>>14338474
Same

>> No.14338504

>>14338474
my fear about these kind stories is what if none of it is real and that demon king I just punched was a old lady, and the "eternal prison" is really just a insane asylum?

>> No.14338505

>>14338495

Does that mean when you wake up in this world it appears that you're in a coma in the other world?

>> No.14338506

>>14338371
The biggest, meanest, femdommiest Black Dragon at Alp.

>> No.14338507
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14338507

>>14338499
I want a Monster Girl who knows how to cook!

>> No.14338508

>>14338499
No thanks.

>> No.14338509
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14338509

>>14338506
You gay for Alp?

>> No.14338510

>>14338490
I'm reminded of that detective noir style story where the cop gets partnered up with a manticore who turns out to be a crazed stalker you ends up in an asylum endlessly writing obsessive letters to him. She turned up in the sequel only to be even crazier.

>> No.14338511

>>14338504
haha, yeah. the "mouth of madness" approach to it all.
before you ask yourself whether you're interacting with supernatural forces that uproot what you know of reality, you have to ask if you've just gone bonkers.

>> No.14338512

>>14338437
I can understand people not liking the way mamono mana is used to create a hug box where everything is happy and safe forever, but hating it because it fills in as an explanation where none would otherwise exist is fucking retarded.

>> No.14338513
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14338513

>>14338499
I want a vampire mom

>> No.14338516

>>14338513
Damn that's hot. Boobs are too big though.

>> No.14338517

>>14338516
>boobs
>too big
Eh?

>> No.14338519

>>14338509
No, I just want to record what follows, release it. After about a year repackage it, add some cut scenes and sell it at a hefty markup as a special edition.

Also, maybe a Black Dragon would bully him into getting his writefag shit together.

>> No.14338520

>>14338506
So far Alp has had
>Deruella
>a Wurm
>a Kobold
>and alp
>and a pissed off Dragon who thinks men are property
hurled at him. This is getting a bit unfair. You understand some of these monsters will stumble upon his writing, yes? Why would you subject them to that?

>> No.14338521

>>14338495
I'm not gonna try and ruin your happiness but I really hope that isn't the case, based on my dreams.

>> No.14338522

>>14338517
Well they are. I prefer asses.
>>14338519
>>14338520
I'm starting to think people like that wanker more than they let on.

>> No.14338523

>>14338371
Throw pretty much any kind of undead at Peny. Maybe a Wight or Lich.

>> No.14338524
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14338524

Would you?

>> No.14338526

>>14336514
ground control to major tom

>> No.14338529

>>14338521
I hear you. If my dreams are real, I'm a bloody murderer.

>> No.14338531

>>14338516
Welcome to Kloah's drawings. The man who draws very sexy women but at the same time somehow makes their tits just a little too big. If he reduced them by a fraction he'd get away with it, anime style stuff is meant to be exaggerated anyway.

>> No.14338532

>>14338524
Some scantily clad Oni superheroine?

Sure, I'll try and get her to autograph my chest after she defeats the Wolfpack Gang.

>> No.14338534

>>14338524

that better be a fake skull

>> No.14338535

>>14338526
I get the reference.

>> No.14338536

>>14338371
We could throw a bunch of lolis at Quicksilver but I'd probably start feeling sorry for them. Aroused at what might come of it, but sorry for them.

>> No.14338537

>>14338371
A soldier beetle at beast

>> No.14338539

>>14338534
Maybe it's a real skull of the beloved?
Or some skeleton she found on the road that had a body too damaged to use?
It doesn't HAVE to be a skull of some man ritualistically murder-fucked and extracted from his warm corpse.

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14338540

>>14338531
I like the way he does it

>> No.14338542

>>14338521
>>14338529

Well if there are infinite universes then there's at least a chance there's one out there where other me has had too many drinks after a tough case and is currently having his pelvis destroyed in a seedy motel room somewhere by his equally wasted partner.
Probably as I type this, the lucky bastard.

>> No.14338545
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14338545

>>14338371
A cheeky Kakuen.

>tfw it will soon be year of the monkey.

>> No.14338547

>>14338536
I'd throw an entire pile of Sabbath Scouts at Quicksilver to satisfy my morbid curiosity.

>> No.14338548

>>14338537
Why?

>> No.14338549

>>14338547
I honestly wonder who would win.

>> No.14338550

>>14338513
>>14338540
I just wish he wouldn't do only shota.

>> No.14338551

>>14338540
I think that poor boy is stuck.

>> No.14338552

>>14338547
I imagine he'd be a great Onii-chan. Remember, tentacle potions were invented by the Sabbath.

>> No.14338553

>>14338371
Throw a Hellhound at PRW. Or a Spacewurm.
Or an Apophis.

>> No.14338554

>>14338542
Just think, he's probably just laying back, drunkenly staring at his inebriated coworker as she bounces on his dick, wishing he could be some guy posting on an anonymous image board because at least he wouldn't have to deal with the horrors that led him to down that bottle and lick wounds with an equally traumatized monstergirl.

>> No.14338555

>>14338549
Probably the monster lolis, since they'd win even if they lost to him.

>> No.14338558

>>14338548
1. It may not be the a "beast" but its the most metal thing MGE has, so it fits the Iron thing
2. soldier beetles like fruit

>> No.14338559

>>14338551
He's looking for his glasses.

>> No.14338562

>>14336514
ground control to major tom
ground control to major tom
take your protein pills and put your helmet on

>> No.14338563

>>14338552
Yeah, the fact he likes lolis so unashamedly already gives him a lot of power in a situation like that.

>> No.14338566

>>14338522
I don't hate him.

>> No.14338571

>>14338559
Well he won't find them there.

>> No.14338574

>>14338558
It took me a while to get why the second reason was there.

>> No.14338576

>>14338536
>>14338547
Sounds like a fun time.

>>14338552
Wouldn't that make me a monsterboy?

>>14338555
I'd be willing to take that loss.

>>14338563
I can see why that other anon would feel sorry for them.

>> No.14338577

>>14338559
Boobs aren't glasses. Are we going to need the chart again? The "what are and aren't glasses" chart is practically paying for itself lately.

>> No.14338578

>>14338563
What kind of weak-willed alpbait is ashamed of liking lolis?
There's literally nothing wrong with lolis.

>> No.14338580

>>14338539
It looks too shiny to be a skull. It might just be a metal ornament.

>> No.14338581

>>14338576
Come on man, don't attention whore.

>> No.14338584

>>14338563
That guy would be Onii-chan of the year all years if he were with the Sabbath, they fucking love that shit.

>> No.14338585

>>14338578
I don't know man, it's a really common trope.

>> No.14338586

>>14338577
I don't know what chart are you talking about.

>> No.14338587

>>14338581
Sorry anon, I just like shitposting.

>> No.14338590

>>14338552
Tentacle and doppelganger potion cocktail! You know, uh, for being able to maximize the amount of lolis you can headpat.

>> No.14338591

>>14338371
A Lilim at ELH.
Then watch as she turns out to be nothing like his lilim and actually just rapes him regardless of his choice in the matter.

>> No.14338594

>>14338587
I know, I've read your greentexts.
OHHHHH!

>> No.14338598

>>14338371
I want to send quicksilver a Christmas cake demon.

>> No.14338603

>>14338590
>headpatting lolis with a bunch of dripping tentacles
>the juices roll down their faces to their mouths
>devolves into a tentacle-deepthroating orgy as the lolis get addicted to onii-chan's taste
yes.

>> No.14338604

>>14338576
Poor little monsters would all end up with heart pupils and wearing constricting outfits, wouldn't they?

>> No.14338606

>>14338594
aww.

>>14338598
This is nice too, I hope she knows I'll read her fine print though.

>> No.14338608

>>14338604
Obviously. The more skintight the better.

>> No.14338609

>>14338603
I have the most shameless boner right now.

>> No.14338610

>>14338180
The face and the way she's pulling those parts on her sling make it look like she's choking herself.
I'm actually pretty turned on right now. Why do I find that kind of thing so hot?
Its even better if the girl is doing it to the guy. I read a doujin earlier where a girl has a random yandere breakdown when cowgirl fucking a guy. She just yanks the ribbon from her hair and chokes him out with it while screaming in his face about how good it must feel as he claws at her. My dick was diamonds.

>> No.14338612

>>14338610
>spoiler
Link please

>> No.14338614

>You will never be a detective living in MGC
>You will never be suddenly struck by a car one day and wake up in a 1973 version of MGC.

>> No.14338615
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>>14338513
>Kloah will never do a Vampire focused hmanga

>> No.14338618

>>14338609
>no vaginal penetration either, just gentle teasing and tickling around their dripping pussies while they greedily let the tentacles ravage their little mouths
Is good, yes?

>> No.14338619

>>14338612
http://exhentai.org/g/816620/1c81e860ad/
She also licks his eyes when he's panicking. Which is slightly too weird.

>> No.14338620

>>14338615
Feels bad man

>> No.14338621

>>14338615
Good, I hope Kloah gets hit by a truck.

>> No.14338622

oh my GOD
i NEED a wurm

>> No.14338623

>>14338614
The American version of Life On Mars was retarded. The original ending made more sense, even if it was depressing.
The sequel made sense of it all anyway

>> No.14338624

>>14338590
Man, what I'd give to sexually violate and be worn as clothing by multiple shortstack lolis simultaneously.

>> No.14338627

>>14338622
no

>> No.14338628

>>14338610
http://exhentai.org/g/562037/818f21954d/
This to your liking?
It was a little extreme for me, but hey...Hellcat.

>> No.14338629

>>14338624
Elin body type?

>> No.14338631

>>14338618
Sure is. Though it might as well be nearly full body teasing with tentacles while their throats get violated.

>> No.14338636
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>>14338621
For what purpose?

>> No.14338637
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>>14338628
>Sakurai Energy

>> No.14338641
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14338641

>>14338347
She is still one of the most gorgeous foxes I've ever seen. Pity her doujin isn't translated.

>> No.14338644

>>14338641
Hot damn.

>> No.14338645

>>14338624
that would be living the dream

>> No.14338646

>>14338623
I thought the US version up until the ending was pretty great. If it had kept the UK ending it would have been fantastic. Would be pretty interesting to see something like that with Monster Girls.

Annie Cartwright > Annie Norris

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14338647

>>14338629
Oh yeah.

>> No.14338648

>>14338631
It'll eventually get to that point, by all means. By the end they'll be all tied up in tentacles while even more tentacles tickle and tease them mercilessly all over their immature, naked bodies. It just takes awhile to get used to having so many extra appendages.

>> No.14338649

>>14338628
>http://exhentai.org/g/562037/818f21954d/
>two pairs of ears
>too much talk about smells and odors
>the choking was like two frames

Oh well, I read it anyway so thanks.

>> No.14338651

>>14338649
The two pairs of ears at least are normal for the character.
She's a cat pretending to be a girl.

>> No.14338659
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14338659

>"Enough with the chitchat and get naked already if you want to become my wife, you useless foxes."

>> No.14338665

>>14338659
>Wanting literal whores as your wives.
Anon please.

>> No.14338666

>>14338646
Did they do an American version of Ashes To Ashes?
The David Bowie clown thing was like its version of Pyramid Head. If the protag started freaking out he'd show up and it would be terrifying.
>the scene where she steps out into an alley and it just sprints at her screaming

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14338673

>>14338647
It's the best. I love it.

>> No.14338675

>>14338666
>Did they do an American version of Ashes To Ashes?
I think it got cancelled in it's first season. I never really watched Ashes To Ashes because female protagonists have been ruined for me.

>> No.14338676

>>14338665
Nothing wrong with marrying a Kejourou. They're gorgeous girls.

>> No.14338677

>>14338659
>Jackal pretending to be a fox because it's cuter
Boo. Go home Tamomo.

>> No.14338679

>>14338676
Literal whores, anon. Those girls have taken more dick than you can count.

>> No.14338682

>>14338676
>>14338679
Not all Kejorous are prostitutes, read the profile again.

>> No.14338687

>>14338677
But we already have delicious brown jackal girls, and everyone loves them (in the butt).
Coyote girls when?

>> No.14338688

>>14338675
Shame. I liked Ashes better.
>the opening hostage negotiation
>Gene Hunt being explained
>the reference to the last series protagonist
>that creepy clown demon popping up
>and only being visible to dying characters

>> No.14338690

>>14338682
So...hair dressers are like a sort of prostitute already, yeah?
You're paying them to massage your scalp and fret over your hair, which feels really good.
A Kejorou one would probably make the experience unbearably sensual.

>> No.14338692

>>14338687
When someone finally decides to fulfill their inner sociopath and kidnap KC and force him to fill in obvious profiles he hasn't done yet.

I suppose if they want to stay low key they just literally hunt down a resident drawfag and force them to do it.

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>>14338692
He needs to redo the old profiles first. He's already done art of the older girls, like Echidna here, but he's yet to re do the profiles.
Its amazing how much he's improved looking at the original stuff.
Captcha knows that a quiche is not a pie. This thing will become Skynet soon, mark my words.

>> No.14338709

>>14338687
>>14338692
Canines are a little overplayed, aren't they?
>Hellhound
>Werewolf
>Kobold
>Cu Sith
>Anubis
>Tanuki
>Inari
>Youko

and arguably even Raiju, Kitsune-bi, and Kitsune-tsuki

Lots of flavors of dogpussy already.

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14338718

Actually, considering how much I like the idea of being squeezed and choked I'm surprised I don't fap to lamia types more often.
Monstergirls are probably too nice and wouldn't want to do it though. I'd probably get some "get help" speech from them and be forced to see a mindflayer or something.
Fucking theoretical cockteases.

>> No.14338720

>>14338718
Have you tried using the puppy dog eyes?

>> No.14338721

>>14338718
>Monstergirls are probably too nice and wouldn't want to do it though
Dark elves would love you

>> No.14338723

>>14338718
>not just yapping so much during sex that she closes off your windpipe in frustration

>> No.14338727

>>14338721
Oh baby, I forgot about them.
But wouldn't they do unpleasant stuff like stepping on my dick? Once they know I get off to being throttled with their whip the game is up.

>> No.14338732

>You will never trap and rape an Amazoness.
>You will never send her back to her tribe to be humiliated even more.
>You will never do the same thing to every other Amazoness that tries to get revenge for her tribe.

>> No.14338738 [DELETED] 

The more I read these threads the more I realize a Monstergirl Thread Simulator would work.
Half the stuff here makes the Pony Thread Simulator look dull.

>> No.14338739

>>14338732
Anon please we're on a good mood.

>> No.14338740

>>14338732
Sounds like somebody needs to be taught love and kindness by his Amazoness wife.

>> No.14338744

>>14338738
Go back to reddit.

>> No.14338749

>>14338738
You should get on that. You have what, a 200,000 post sample size to work with?

>> No.14338750

>>14338739
Don't be such a little bitch anon.

>>14338740
I don't want that though.

>> No.14338752

>>14338732
Feels bad.

>> No.14338753

>>14338738
We already had one, and that's a bad idea anyway.

>> No.14338756

>>14338750
>I don't want that though
Too bad.

>> No.14338761

>>14338749
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there were over a million post if you started at the point when the threads became daily on /a/.

>> No.14338763

>>14338750
Deep down you want to lean your hands and become a good person. Don't deny it.

>> No.14338765

>>14338756
You can't stop me from wanting to practice my fetishes.

>> No.14338766

>>14338507
Makes me curious: if you could make your waifu magically become adept at any skill or talent what would it be? Note that excludes the generally universally useful skills a significant other should ideally have (talents at sexual pleasure, cooking, childcare, cleaning, supporting the family financially, etc),

>> No.14338767

>>14338738
>>14338749
>>14338761
Leave.

>> No.14338769

>>14338763
I don't want to be a good person, being good gets you shit.

>> No.14338770
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>>14338740
>Love and kindness
Bitch, I'd be fucking an Amazon. I want her hands around my neck and her cunt grinding my hips into the bed springs

>> No.14338771

So. A bit of warning before I begin laying down some green:

(1) I've never read the series - never heard of it outside this thread.
(2) I'm going with my own sort of world building, so calm your autisms
(3) I only write shenanigans

>https://youtu.be/XUhVCoTsBaM
>Your eyes slam open as your alarm goes off
>Really, it's the only way to wake up
>Breaking free of your cloth prison, you roll out of bed - taking your phone with you as you begin your morning rituals
>posing included
>Music is important, yo
>After an appropriate amount of time spent in the water temple you exit the bathroom, cloaked in a .... cloak of steam
>yeah ok that's enough of that
>You tap your phone, and the pillar men fall silent
>Let's see...oh! Today's the first day of class, so you better double up
>Taser, pepper spray, retractable baton, retractable *electric* baton
>Yeaaaaah.... thankfully your suit hides most of this shit
>*ding*
>*shufffp*
>You stare out your bedroom down the hall of your humble home as the mail slides through the slot
"Thank you!"
>"No problem~!" a feminine voice coos at you
>. . .
"You can go now~!"
>"But how will I know you got the mai-"
"It's in my home! It's ok!"
>"O-ok! ...."
>. . .
"GOODBYE-"
>"OK FINE-"
>The sound of horseshoes-on-brick gets more and more distant
>Huh. A centaur girl - wasn't your last mailmonster a harpy...?
>Tightening your belt you walk up to your front door, scooping up your mail from the floor
>Let's see what we've got here....
>Bill, bill, you may already be a winner, spam, spam.... oh, here we go
>The weekly fliers
>"Welcome to spiderpussy kingdom!"
>"Welcome to horsepussy kingdom!"
>"Welcome to pussypussy kingdom!"
>You turn that last one over - it's rare you get a mispri-
>Oh. No. Just sphinx in a bikini
>You sigh as you flip through the stack of fliers, advertising various -pussy kingdoms
>Huh. The Dulhullans are advertising "neckhole pussy"
>But you gotta serve a few years in the garrison... ehh
>Damn you wish you got some interesting mail
>For you see, you are Anon
>And you live in Designated MonsterGirl City #1
>Real name - well, who gives a fuck about that
>Everyone calls it "The Pen"
>And today, you're going to be reminded why

>> No.14338773

>>14338770
Wow you're a sad, pathetic man.

>> No.14338776

>>14338769
Most of the people in the world today are good people and they get by fine.

>>14338770
Why would she hurt someone as cute as you?

>> No.14338780

>>14338181
I would probably support making those experiment happen. Purely because of the massive advantages SE and DE bring with them.

I think general research into SE and DE would provide the answer to many issues happening in life right now, from medicine to transportation.

>> No.14338781

>>14338771
This is shit. Fuck off.

>> No.14338784

>>14338773
Salman please.

>> No.14338786

>>14338784
Saltman*

>> No.14338787

>>14338773
Sticks and stones. Strangling on the other hand...

>>14338776
No fair, she has all that raw power and won't use it? I'm not asking her to kick my ass, but that might come later if the choking thing ends up being a gateway into harsher stuff.

>> No.14338789

>>14338776
Sure they do, Anyway I really don't care. I want to rape monster girls and you can't stop me from thinking these fantasies.

>> No.14338796

>>14338789
You don't understand. The dick is love, not tool of oppression. When you rape a mg, it's because your love and lust for her can't be contained and you attack her.

>> No.14338800

>>14338796
>it's because your love and lust for her can't be contained and you attack her.
But that's wrong you moron.

>> No.14338802

>>14338732
Don't you get tired of trying to bait every thread?

>> No.14338803

>>14338787
>Strangling
Not my cup of tea. Fervent pelvis grinding on the other hand.

>> No.14338804

>>14338787
But her parents taught her to never hurt a man unless she had to.

>> No.14338806

>>14338802
Do you even know what bait is anymore? Or are you just slapping that buzzword on things you don't like?

>> No.14338807

>>14338800
Then what's the point?

>> No.14338808

>>14338803
I could go with some angry pelvis grinding too.

>> No.14338810

>>14338802
He keeps doing it because people keep responding. Maybe there's a lesson to be learned in that?

>> No.14338814

>>14338807
To rape and humiliate the woman anon. That's the point.

>> No.14338817

>>14338814
That's awfully rude of you.

>> No.14338819

>>14338817
Rape isn't supposed to be nice, retard.

>> No.14338821

>>14338814
You're a faggot

>> No.14338823

>>14338819
Says you.

>> No.14338824

>>14338804
This is bullshit. I've got some massive Amazon here who could carry me around like a child's doll, but she won't slap me around a little as an experiment. I appreciate the niceness outside of sex, but I just want to feel the rush of having my life in her hands as I blow my load.
Its that or a likely accident when she's away. Does she want her husband to die like David Carradine?

>> No.14338825

>>14338771
>Your wrist vibrates, watch reminding you that you need to gtfo if you want to make it to work on time
>Quickly, you pack your syllabus, as well as some "necessities" into your leather messenger bag
>Never leave home without it...why did you start carrying this in the first place?
>an involuntary shudder makes its way down your spine
>Well hello repressed memories!
>Sighing, you lock your door
>...and again
>and again
>and for good measure you activate your security system
>Last fucking thing you need are more Mauses trying to "sublease" your home again
>"Awawawa"
>You'll grab breakfast at work - not like they don't have a cafeteria for this very reason
>"Awawawawawawa~"
"Hmm?"
>You look around at the trees in your neighborhood - one of them shifts slightly
>That seems somewhat suspicio-
>"Hello, Anon!"
"Hmm?!"
>You turn to look at your overly-cheerful neighbor, Sarah
>Her large eye sparkles with the same mirth that graces her smile
"Oh! Hey there! Fancy seeing you -"
>"Booooo-" she jeers, narrowing her forhead
>You half-laugh
"Oh, come on. Bad pun, I didn't mean it-"
>"Yeah, I know, biclops. Hank worked late last night, so we got a late start to the morning-"
>You unlock your front gate, stepping out onto the sidewalk proper
"Oh, hopefully it's not the start of a new normal-"
>"No, not at all, ju-"
>"AWAWAWAWAWAWA"
>The two of you turn to look at the tree, now shaking
"...what in the-"
>"Oh, that must be the new Awawa Ficus hybrid! Oh, I hope it blooms into something pretty~" Sarah coos, letting out a little sigh
>Huh. Learn something new about the monster realm every day
"Well... alright then. I've got class starting-"
>"Oh! Oh wow, a fresh load?"
>You quirk your eyebrows at Sarah, and she giggles once the innuendo hits her
"Hey now. Everyone was new once. Speaking of new and class and everyo-"
>She sighs. "Yes, I'll drive you. Not like it's not on my way there anyway."
>You jog over to her sedan, hand on the passenger door
"Score. I call shotgun!"
>"But it's just us."
"Yes, and?"
>The two of you climb into the car, shutting the doors in unison
>"....Earth humans are weird."
"You've been married to Hank for 5 years-"
>"Yes and he's WEIRD too! I just don't understand how he can yell at a football team for 30 minute-" Sarah begins to rant as she backs out of her drive
>Women and men don't understand each other? I guess some things translate across dimensions afterall.

>> No.14338828

>>14338826
I'm a shitposter because I want to talk about my fetishes?

>> No.14338834
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14338834

You guys need to just stop replying. You're way too fucking easy.

>> No.14338835

>>14338808
Angry or simply wanton, as long as it's the holding on for dear life king of ride.

>> No.14338836

>>14338823
Yeah, says me anon. Rape is not a nice thing, It's a tool used to psychologically ruin a person.

>> No.14338838

>>14338834
Everything is bait to you, isn't it?

>> No.14338840

>>14338824
Why should she? She's been taught that men are delicate and valuable, and she just wants a nice husband to dote on, not a punching bag.

>> No.14338847

>>14338806
If it's not a female raping a male, it's shitposting. Don't tell me you didn't know.

>> No.14338852

>>14338840
I want a strong monstergirl to find me injured and bleeding and carry me back to her home to nurse me back to health.

>> No.14338856

>>14338840
Why are we even married? She knew I was into this shit when she married me. I'm not asking her to leave bruises, the other women will never know. If its marks around my neck she's worried about then I can start wearing a scarf. Its autumn, who questions someone wearing a scarf this time of year?

>> No.14338860

>>14338847
Oh my mistake, I should have known everything that isn't femdom or related to femdom isn't allowed here.

>> No.14338861
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14338861

>>14338709
Now we just need an Inugami and Wolf Tengu.

>> No.14338862

>>14338840
Probably because it's his fetish. As long as there's no permanent damage I don't see why an Amazon wouldn't indulge her hubby.

>> No.14338870

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLlZh9yelk

>> No.14338871

>>14338860
Well, I'm glad I could help you see the errors of your ways.

>> No.14338875

>>14335124
As the thread has told me multiple times it's basically Con Air.

>> No.14338877

PLEASE IGNORE THE SHITSTARTER.
HE'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD, BUT HE DOESN'T DESERVE EVEN YOUR CONTEMPT.

>> No.14338878

>>14338856
She could try, but seeing you moan as you enter her, your face contorting in pleasure, and running her hands all over your body, she just can't do it.

>> No.14338880

>>14338828
You're a shitposter because you keep forcing this shit over and over when it's clear from the responses you're getting that nobody else is interested. You're as bad as chubby alp sempai. You're as bad as futacat spammers. You are a shitposter.

>> No.14338882

>>14338875
What?

>> No.14338883
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14338883

>>14338847
>>14338860

>> No.14338886

>>14338856
You're just asking to be dragged into the witchdoctors hut by a horrified Amazon and forced to drink a load of nonsense "medicine" because she thinks you're possessed by a man hating demon.
Although if you're lucky you'll get the healing dance, which is essentially a striptease, only its performed by an eight foot tall wall of sex and power. You'd probably like that. Or not, because there's no angry throttling involved.

>> No.14338887

>>14338880
>Hard maledom is as bad as futa
Stop shitposting anon.

>> No.14338888

>>14338877
Is it also ok if I ignore the weird hobo atop the fence, screaming about another conspiracy?

>> No.14338890
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14338890

>>14338847
>>14338860

>> No.14338891
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14338891

>>14338861
Do you think he'd go the Big Meaty Paws route with a wolf tengu?
At least we know we're guaranteed glorious hips.

>> No.14338892

>>14338880
>forcing
You almost had me there for a second.

>> No.14338898

>>14338878
She's so lovely, but I'd still want to try this just once.

>>14338886
I'd certainly take the dance regardless, but it won't stop me from wanting to experience a good hard squeeze.

>> No.14338900

>>14338709
>Raiju
>A dog
She's a fucking zap weasel you philistine.

>> No.14338902

>>14338513
>Kloah will never draw MGE's girls
Suffering.

>> No.14338906

>>14338891
>Momiji, but with paws
My autism says so, but my heart says yes.

>> No.14338908

>>14338898
but don't expect her heart to be into it and her asking you if you're okay when she strikes you.

>> No.14338910

>>14338781
How about you fuck off and don't scare the blooming writefags.

>> No.14338912

>>14338900
>"Its body is composed of lightning and may be in the shape of a cat, fox, weasel, or wolf. The form of a white and blue wolf (or even a wolf wrapped in lightning) is also common."
So yeah, nah. It's only a weasel some of the time.

>> No.14338914

>>14338906
>*no

>> No.14338920
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14338920

>>14338891
Seeing how his Crow Tengu had the Harpy wing-arms, paws are an inevitability.

>> No.14338941

>>14338902
He has a few monstergirls. A mermaid, a vampire, 2-3 abbysals and a couple of lamias.

>> No.14338946

>>14338941
Also that pale tall ghost girl or whatever she is.

>> No.14338955

>>14338946
Po po po po!
Is that seriously how a Japanese ghost is meant to sound?

>> No.14338957
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14338957

>>14338941
There's also whatever the fuck >>14338615 is supposed to be.
>>14338955
Hasshaku-sama.

>> No.14338963

>>14338920
Damn, that's a cool Momiji. Can't go wrong with that art style either.

>> No.14338971
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14338971

>>14338963
Agreed.

>> No.14338983
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>> No.14338985

>>14338983
Oh thank goodness! The paladins are here to save us!

>> No.14338988

>>14338983
Paladins are the dumbest.
Knights of the Cross are way better.

>> No.14338992
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14338992

>>14338983
Your kind aren't wanted here.
This kind is though.

>> No.14338998
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14338998

>tfw you'll never spend a sunny day down at the beach with your waifu

>> No.14339006

>>14338998
i want to tell her that i dont think thats how you put on sunscreen but I'm too worried about what the aftermath would be

>> No.14339008
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14339008

>>14338998
Oil the fox butt.

>> No.14339009

>>14338998
>>14339008
Damn these lewd foxes. I just want to build sandcastles.

>> No.14339013
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>>14339009

>> No.14339014
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>>14338998
Field trip to the beach!

>> No.14339017

>>14339013
Get away from my sandcastle woman!

>> No.14339018
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14339018

>>14339017
Your pathetic sand castle stands no chance!

>> No.14339021

>>14338992
Succubus Demon knight?

>> No.14339022

>>14339008
Uncensored version?

>> No.14339023

>>14339014
Make sure the yeti schoolchildren don't start to get too friendly with the sea slimes. If they're hugged too hard, they start to secrete sea slime jelly.

>> No.14339026

>>14339018
Pocket sand

>> No.14339027

>>14339022
Use IQDB, and when it fails, click through to the Saucenao search.

>> No.14339033

>>14339027
I'm only asking because the gallery was deleted from the guy's pixiv, which I found by that method.

>> No.14339037

>>14339018
I want to fuck this smug fox senseless.

>> No.14339056

>>14339037
That's the idea anon. She obviously doesn't have a husband yet.

>> No.14339066

>>14339018
Neither does your womb.

>> No.14339071

>>14338732
>not taking over the village and becoming King Big Nuts Muff Slayer Gynoruinous Wall Slapper Cacophonous The Semen Tank

>> No.14339075

>>14339056
I want to princess carry a smug fox home and then when we get to the bed lay her on top of me, stick my dick inside her, and refuse to thrust.
I want to see her hips betray her feelings.

>> No.14339079
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14339079

>>14339018
I want to shave her tail and eyebrows.

>> No.14339083

>>14339079
>Wanting to remove some of the best parts
Why?

>> No.14339094
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14339094

>>14339075
But anon, what if it doesn't work? What if she is the smuggest of smug foxes? What will you do when she gives you the smuggest of smug grin instead?

Are you truly ready to face her anon?

>> No.14339096

>>14339071
If I was to conquer anything, I'd make sure to commission the construction of the bestest, most badass playground in the universe.
So much so, every monstergirl and her childhood friend/future husband will have a 100% chance of meeting there.

>> No.14339101
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14339101

Enjoy some delicious cover artwork for the Calendar!

>> No.14339102

>>14339094
Then I pull her into a deep kiss until she can't help but thrust her hips like a woman possessed.
Gotta make sure to cuddle her in the afterglow too.

>> No.14339104

>>14339023
They're just learning about life, they don't know their own strength sometimes

They still call the ocean the "melty snow pool"

>> No.14339105

>>14339101
Into the Looking Glass indeed...

>> No.14339112

>>14339096
Shut up Cupid.

>> No.14339115

>>14339101
Is that poor Jabberwock trapped in a mirror? Somoene save that poor girl! Quick, we must improve her morale by giving her headpats!

>> No.14339119
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14339119

>>14339101
Beautiful.
>>14339112
I'd also totally allow Eros and Hathor worshippers to have their own temples.

>> No.14339126

>>14339119
that is beautiful

>> No.14339138

>>14339126
Cupids always are.

>> No.14339140

>>14339119
The temple of Hathor would have two golden domes naturally. I'd make the yearly pilgrimage.

>> No.14339142
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14339142

I wanna sniff the dog.

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>>14339142
Molest the puppy.

>> No.14339151

I can't into lewd anymore, guys.

>> No.14339155

>>14339142
You sure about that?
A wet dog doesn't have the most pleasant of smells

>> No.14339156

>>14339142
I wanna pet and cuddle with the dog. Damn these allergies to pets.

>> No.14339157

>>14339151
Into lewd in what way?

>> No.14339160

>>14339151
Sure you can. Look at this

(_)x(_)

What do you see?

>> No.14339163

>>14339151
Desensitized or imagination assassinated by cynical thoughts?

>>14339160
The bottom of a deformed tomato.

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>>14339150
Love the puppy.

>> No.14339167
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>> No.14339171

>>14339167
is that a Bugle corn chip on her horn?
>great now I want some Bugles thanks anon

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>>14339155
She's only wet because she's aroused anon

>> No.14339174
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14339174

>>14339164
Forcefully love the puppy!

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14339179

>"How are you feeling today Mr. Anon?"

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14339181

>>14339018

Man, I want to FUCK a fox!

>> No.14339183

>>14339179
Krakens make the best nurses.

>> No.14339184

>>14339179
I'm sick today this doesn't help

>> No.14339186

>>14339179
Feel good enough to go kidnap a puppy or forcefully hug a shoggoth.

>> No.14339187

>>14339183
That's a 'Flayer.

>> No.14339188
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>>14339172
Kagerou is lewd and should be kept on a leash in order to preserve the innocence of wolfgirls.

>>14339174
Tender earplay on the puppy!

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>>14339179
Sad

>> No.14339190

>>14339167
She's ugly. I hate her.

>> No.14339191
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14339191

just petting the puppy and treating it well!

>> No.14339196
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14339196

>>14339183
Yes they do.

>> No.14339197

>>14339179
Feeling fabulous~

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>>14339188
Forcefully a kagerou is fine too.

>>14339183
Just cause she's got tentacles she's a kraken? That's racist man.

>> No.14339199
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14339199

I want to rub my DICK on a Kitsune's eyebrows

>> No.14339200

>>14339197
>"Good to hear Ms. Alp!"

>> No.14339201
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14339201

>>14339191
go away puppy poster

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14339203

He finished.

>> No.14339207

>>14339167
>If a Camera steals your soul, does a Monoeye camera steal your heart

Wouldn't know, eye loved monoeyes already.

>> No.14339212

>>14339179
I'm feeling so sick, I need healing, a lot of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

>> No.14339214

>>14339179
What a cute Krake-

Wait a damn minute!

>> No.14339216

>>14339203
Eye want to hold her down and cuddle her while on the job!

>> No.14339217

>>14339207
You need to calm down and think about what you're saying

>> No.14339220
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14339220

>>14339191
I love tiny Momiji.

>>14339203
Damn, that looks nice. Missed opportunity to get some eyeglasses on the tentacles though, and I know you've been wanting something like that recently.

>> No.14339228

>>14335124
They discover valentines and get obsessed with it. Celebrate it the way we do Christmas. They make up a bunch of their own holidays that are essentially similar, celebrating the birth of each lilm and the day the demon lord came to power for instance.
The days have different focus's based on the major sexual act or feature of the person in question being celebrated. Valentines is a human holiday so its a day about spoiling the humans.

>> No.14339236

>>14339181
>two flirtatious fox bitches constantly all over him
>acts exasperated

Man, that blow to the head really did a number on Reiji.

>> No.14339238

>>14339228
I can't fathom what madness happens during Deruella's birthday

>> No.14339241

>>14339203
Not bad, missing the butt fluff though.

>> No.14339243

>>14339238
You have to let your waifu use you as a Daki all day on Deruella's birthday.

>> No.14339244

>>14339236
What is this?

>> No.14339246

>>14338087
Isnt that basically the same as the world they came from?

>> No.14339247

>>14339228
>Valentines is a human holiday so its a day about spoiling the humans
Being spoiled by the girl you love is nice

>> No.14339249

>>14339243
I bet Duracella is the kind of nerd who only has a birthday every 4 years.
Thanks February.

>> No.14339251

>>14339244
Namco X Capcom. Those three also appear in Project X Zone and two of the SRW games.

>> No.14339254

>>14339241
Swallowtail suit obscures her fluffy tail.
Eyes are too big though.

>> No.14339259
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14339259

>>14339217
I'm perfectly calm and monoeyes are perfectly cute and lovable.

>> No.14339260

>>14339259
This made by the same guy who made Teaching Feeling? Very similar art style.

>> No.14339261

>>14339203
bretty gud

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>>14338676

damn straight.

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>>14339259
>monoeyes
>cute and lovable

sure they are champ.

>> No.14339265

>>14339260
Yes.

>> No.14339266

>>14339203
For some reason this makes me imagine a pre-industrial science fantasy setting where a group of monster girls frantically try to develop the technology to evade an unstoppably impending doomsday, like a comet or a failing sun.

I wish I were good at writing, or even fleshing out ideas.

>> No.14339268 [DELETED] 

>>14339264
I1m glad we agree.

>> No.14339269

>>14339259
Look at it! She should be put in the amps like with ropers and parasite slimes!

>> No.14339271

>>14339238
Being the one who kinda pioneered the largest monster city her day usually involves the sort of things brought from that. Old fashioned monster clothing, the type built to be arousing, lewd inventions made by the Sabbath or fallen church, all that sort of stuff goes on deep sale.
Other celebrations have other focuses.

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14339273

>>14339228
Valentines is a human holiday so its a day about spoiling the humans.
>no Kunoichi to stealthily give you Valentines day confession cards due to being too nervous to confess up-front

>> No.14339276

>>14339263
Man she's beautiful.

She's getting the B for sure

>> No.14339277
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14339277

>>14339264

>> No.14339279

>>14339273
I want to be friends with a Kunoichi who's normally dominant, cool, and haughty, but lacks the courage to confess to me. As such, she resorts to hiding around, sending me stealth poems about her love for me, and during the day listening to me ramble on about my secret admirer, unable to bring herself to confess that she is the secret admirer.

>> No.14339287

>>14339277
Damn Gazers with their stupid hypnotism, if it wasn't for them everyone would see Monoeyes as the bullying material they are

>> No.14339288
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14339288

>>14339276

Have fun.

>> No.14339289

>>14339287
Just accept it anon.

>> No.14339296

>>14339151
I sort of understand what you mean.
I like the more 'cozy' or otherwise 'cool' ideas involving monstergirls at this point. Of course they're still sexy, but the idea is like reading any kind of manga. It's ecchi, of course sex is guaranteed, but the best kind also has good non-lewd stuff attached as well.

>> No.14339304
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14339304

>>14334936
I wish I found this one earlier.

>> No.14339306

>>14339288
We both will.

>> No.14339308

>>14339304
These dark Mindflayers are so spooky, yet they're so alluring

>> No.14339314

>>14339304
Sad squid never fails to make me laugh.

>> No.14339315

>>14339304
This one looks more faded. I prefer my darkflayers nice and glossy.

>> No.14339319

>>14339181
>Saya and Xiaomu
What I wouldn't give to give those fat fox butts a firm spanking

>> No.14339325

>>14339163
Assassinated by cynical thoughts.

>> No.14339327 [SPOILER] 
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14339327

You will never be hugged against your will.

>> No.14339330

>>14339179
As cute and helpful as she is, my reason and sanity would probably still leave the building the second I see her walk in.
Mindflayers just freak me out more than anything, especially with all the anti-mindflayer propaganda floating around.

>> No.14339332

Monster Girls with Litters in their womb
Y/N

>> No.14339336

>>14339327
Yeti's are love.

>> No.14339338
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14339338

JiiiiiI~

>> No.14339342

>>14339338
Get it away!

>> No.14339344

>>14339338
NO

>> No.14339345
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14339345

>>14339342
>>14339344
Jiiiiiiiiii~

>> No.14339347

>>14339345
She should kill herself!

>> No.14339349

>>14339347
That's not very nice, anon. You should give her a hug as an apology.

>> No.14339350

>>14339338
>>14339345
They're both getting a thumb to the eye if they don't cut that crap out.

>> No.14339351
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14339351

>>14339345
>>14339338
gaze

>> No.14339352

>>14339345
>>14339338

And a Jiiiii~ right back at you!

>> No.14339354

>>14339345
I SAID NO

>> No.14339355

>>14339345
I'd bully her lewd mouth.

>> No.14339356

>>14339349
No! I hate her! I HATE HER!

>> No.14339359

>>14339355
That's what she wants.

>> No.14339360

>>14339319
>Xiaomu
>wanting to fondle ancient fox butt
Careful with the cobwebs.

>> No.14339361
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14339361

>>14339351
I want a Gazer to squeeze me dry while she plays her MMO of choice and pays no attention to me other than as her gaming chair!

>> No.14339363

>>14339332
Very yes.

>> No.14339364

>>14339361
l-lewd

>> No.14339367

>>14339359
What if I want what she wants?

>> No.14339368
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14339368

>>14339327
Hugging outside of marriage should be outlawed

>> No.14339372

>>14339338
>>14339345
>>14339351

Cute. Monoeyes are cute!

>> No.14339374

>>14339304
She looks so much better this way. The purple look did nothing for me, but this is hot.
Too bad about the mind control and obsession with turning men into sealife.

>> No.14339379
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14339379

>>14339364
>Giving her raid instructions
>All of the sudden she stops
>Several eyestalks look back at you with heart pupils
>She starts grinding hard against you and moans apathetically with a shudder
>Goes back to giving raid instructions
>This goes on until they finally clear that stupid fucking dungeon god why are her raid members so shit I can't even fucking cum anymore

>> No.14339382

>>14339367
Then she would enjoy it. We can't have that.

>> No.14339385

>>14339296
it's less that and more that every time I try to think of new ideas the same ones resurface when I already made a mental note of them being shit.

>> No.14339388

>>14339379
>they keep wiping on the same boss for three hours
>can't feel your lower body anymore

>> No.14339389
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14339389

>>14339379

>> No.14339391

>>14339385
Oh, this. Add this to constantly having old ideas forcing themselves into my head and you have no work being done.

>> No.14339392

>>14339379
>>14339389
>happy Gazers
One of my shameful fetishes.

>> No.14339393
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14339393

>>14339360
They both work out. Saya's even older, and she doesn't look a day over 200.

Besides, Xiaomu likes it. And if X Zone is anything to go by, Saya isn't against a little rough play.

>> No.14339399

>>14339392
I love seeing my waifu happy.

>> No.14339403
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14339403

>no busty Cyclops waifu to run a successful armor and weapons shop with.

>> No.14339405 [SPOILER] 
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14339405

>>14339392
>He thinks that's a shameful fetish

I have a better one. Or a worse one.

Whatever.

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14339406

>>14339405

>> No.14339410

>>14339403
>Running an arms shop in this day and age
Unless you intend it as an educational venture or branch out into prop/fantasy work, you're probably not going to do too well.

>> No.14339415

>>14339403
>no busty Cyclops to lick the sweaty abs of after a hard day's work

>> No.14339420
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14339420

>>14339415
Normally I don't begrudge wanting to bury your face into a nice set of sweaty abs, but do you know how much soot and metal dust you'd be dealing with in a blacksmith shop? It's probably taste like licking an ashtray.

>> No.14339423

>>14339403
>no cyclops waifu that travels with you across the land in hopes of crafting the ultimate weapon

>> No.14339424
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14339424

>>14339368
I'm gonna hold her paw on a snowy field hike and pull her into a big hug when she doesn't expect it

>> No.14339429

>>14339420
Shirt and apron. Thugh I'd be willing to compromise on reserving the sweaty abs licking to more opportune occasions.

>> No.14339435 [SPOILER] 
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14339435

What would make a Yeti the happiest?

and where is this image from?

>> No.14339437

>>14339423
>no Troll waifu that travels with you across the land in hopes of crafting the ultimate pie

>> No.14339440
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14339440

>>14339391
>>14339391
Well that and it's as the old Bob adage goes "You only have three ideas"

>> No.14339441
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14339441

>you will never be sold a coffee and bagel by a cute yeti in uniform at your local Tim Horton's
>you will never date an ogre that works nights and brings back entire trash bags of day-old items to stave off your timbit addiction
>you will never cuddle close with an anubis in an oversized hockey jersey while watching the NHL playoffs
>You will never make sweet sticky love to your maple dryad gf while she's dripping with maple syrup

>> No.14339442

>>14339174
Can I get that without the censor? I can't get iqdb to find it.

>> No.14339443

>>14339435
Well, if you're talking about the source of the pictures, the film Waterworld.

As for the text, it's part of a series of pictures depicting /mgg/'s history from /a/ to /jp/. Quite old now but someone's bound to have the set.

>> No.14339446

>>14339440
>You will never pollute the body of a proud space monkey.

>> No.14339447

>>14339429
Save it for the nighttime shower together. Get clean together, molest her warm, soaking wet abs, transition into steamy shower sex, then clean off again before cuddling up in bed together.

>> No.14339449

>>14339435
PURE OC
THREE POINT TWO KILOS

>> No.14339452

>>14339449
Wasn't the line '96 kilobytes?'

>> No.14339457

>>14339452
Probably. The original line from Waterworld is 3.2 kilos, and for some reason I can remember it off the top of my head. I haven't even watched it that many times.

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14339459

>>14339441
Feels bad eh

>> No.14339469
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14339469

What'cha doing nerds.

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14339473

>>14339469
Waiting to die. Getting impatient.

>> No.14339475

>>14339469
Watching Shaolin.

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14339479

>>14339459
This is now my new favorite image. Thanks.

You can have my old one.

If you've got any more moose girls my heart will explode I swear to god

>> No.14339482
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14339482

>>14339435
Where did you find that? I've never seen that particular crop before.

>> No.14339483
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14339483

>>14339469
Posting pics of the local Ryu.

>> No.14339484

>>14339443
Don't forget the follow-up from Postman or w/e

>> No.14339486

>>14339469
Starting to fall asleep at the keyboard, so going to bed. Another glorious day where I did fuck all.
Hopefully I'll dream about monstergirls or something.

>> No.14339487
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14339487

a-anon.. d-do you want to go on a date with me?

>> No.14339489
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14339489

Not sure what to make of the fact she learned a spell to get legs....

>> No.14339491

>>14339487
Most breedable girl of the show.

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14339492

>>14339483
>His Ryu hasn't ascended yet
Poor Anon.

>> No.14339493

>>14339469
Practicing

>> No.14339495

>>14339484
>Suffering makes me moist
Still cracks me up.

>> No.14339497

>>14339469
Watching Lupin the III's new anime with italian dubs.

I kinda want to see Zenigata try to arrest Lupin while both of them are evading horny monstergirls.

>> No.14339500

>>14339487
Alright, but if anyone asks, you're an alp.

>> No.14339501

>>14339482
I don't remember, I had it saved. I want a non-captioned version though.

>> No.14339502

>>14339446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8UYGQeavRw

>Get challenged by Space Monkey
>You're hype, since you trained under the Ara Ara Ryuu of the Lonely Mountain
>She remarks that your Spirit Level isn't nearly high enough to pollute her at all
>You're both in the stark nude in the middle of a wasteland
>There's an audience of all the Mist Continent girls, all your fighting masters
>You're both blurs of motion, exchanging blows that cause miniature craters and air explosions
>You can hear Kickstart My Heart in your head
>Both of you are sweating messes, and she's telling you to give up
>Focus all of your SPIRIT and roar out, your Lust Aura looking like a massive were-ape
>She balks at you, flushing
>Continue yelling, your muscles bulging, your hair glowing bright blue
>Hinezumi is remarking about how the CGI is shit, bored
>You tell Space Monkey to brace herself
>Go BEYOND and begin dicking her from all different angles, her iron vagina not letting you penetrate
>She tells you it's worthless, and powers herself up, you can practically see her pussy salivating
>You're both flying in aerial combat, trading blows
>Both of you are in the stratosphere when you grapple her from behind, grabbing her tail and thumbing the rosebud of her ass
>She UKIIs at maximum volume, the Kakuen on the ground's eyes widening while the others ask her what's up
>The vise like lips of her pussy open to your dick as you're furiously fucking her, plummeting back to the Earth below
>Yell out this your final attack as you both crash and form a massive crater
>Hilt yourself inside as deep as you'll go, spraying off like a fire hose into her, ransacking her womb and eggs
>Hold her head up as she ahegaos in your arms, remarking how it's no use, she's already pregnant
>Smirk, taking a whiff of Space Monkey hair
>You say "The Tenkai'ichi Budokai is concluded."
>Hinezumi, Ryuu both whap their foreheads at how much of a weeaboo you are

>> No.14339504

>>14339501
The captions are the best part. Otherwise, just watch Waterworld.

>> No.14339506

>>14339504
No, I think I could use it for my own purposes.

>> No.14339511
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14339511

>>14339469
Going to bed and hoping I can dream of cuddling a loli anubis.
Also dreading work tomorrow.
But mostly, thinking about kissing lolinubis forehead and hugging her atop my chest.

>> No.14339515

>>14339142
anon that is not a dog
its just a bitch

>> No.14339517

>>14339497
Zenigata would make the densest paladin look like he was cruising for chicks .

>> No.14339521
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14339521

>>14339506
Dude, it's just a funny set YBA put together a long time ago. There's not a memegenerator type thing for it.

>> No.14339527

>>14339511
I wrote a story the other night about having an anubis wife and daughter while I was sick and high as balls. It was so horrible and stupid I deleted it.

Anubis are great though.

>> No.14339530

>>14339527
You shouldn't have. Would have been worth a laugh at least.

>> No.14339532

>>14339142
>Sniff the dog
>Bury face into her navel/groin and take huge gaping whiffs
>She takes it as a sign of mating and gets on all fours, wiggling her ass and wagging her tail while you plow her and fill her full of your puppies
>TFW her yakuza dad makes you take responsibility

>> No.14339534
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14339534

>>14339489
Can she switch between legs and a snake tail? If so, all that means is she can get into places her body was too big for before and that you get a handful of new positions to try
>Introducing a ryu to anal and the joys of doggystyle
>Pinning her against the wall, holding her in the air as you pound her
>Getting her to treat you to proper cowgirl riding

>> No.14339535

>>14339530
Fuck, you might be in luck then.

It turns out I just changed the file name, moved it and forgot.

I could post it, but be warned that it has possibly the most retarded plot twist in the history of mankind.

>> No.14339538

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/nov/09/world-fantasy-award-drops-hp-lovecraft-as-prize-image

SHOGGOTHS ON SUICIDE WATCH KIKIMORAS RISE

>> No.14339540

>>14336083
Don't trust him, it's a trap. That's no mere elf, it's a Finnish rape elf!

>> No.14339541

>>14339527
>>14339535
I might not read it all the way through, but I won't hold it against you if it's bad.
After all, I've written so much cheese about anubi you could use it to feed a mousegirl hostage for a year. Maybe even two, if you're not so fond of her losing that slim figure.

>> No.14339542

>>14339535
Can't wait.

>> No.14339543

>>14339541
>>14339542
you were warned.

Don't write high, kids.
http://pastebin.com/FRatYrxG

>> No.14339545

>>14339532
>implying he would have to make me take responsibility

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14339546

>>14339532
>TFW her yakuza dad makes you take responsibility

Sounds good to me, we'll make a whole litter of cute puppies.

>> No.14339547

>>14339538
>The Guardian
What sort of SJW bullshit are they whinging about now?

>> No.14339551

>>14339338
Cute as a button.

>> No.14339552

>>14339546
>A whole litter of puppies with polt
>All the energy of a child filtered through the genes of a /fit/ nut
You'll either be the most in shape father on the planet, or dead a month after they learn to walk.

>> No.14339556

>>14339546
>Polt on a full Moon
>Wake up with Kobold ass in the air above you
>HUSBAND WAKE UP, THE MOON IS TELLING ME IT'S TIME TO MAKE CHILDREN
>IT'S GREAT CARDIO
>JUST DO IT
>TFW you end up looking like an emaciated corpse by the end of it and she's basking in the afterglow
>Telling you to take care of her from now on
>TFW Smith nearly killing you for knocking Polt up with an entire litter

>> No.14339558

>>14339547
They removed Lovecraft from an award because he's a filthy racist. Instead they replaced him with a strong independent black womyn.

>"If fantasy as a genre truly wants to embrace all of its fans, and I believe it does, we can’t keep lionising a man who used literature as a weapon against entire races. Writers of colour have always had to struggle with the question of how to love a genre that seems so intent on proving it doesn’t love us back. We raised our voices collectively, en masse, and the World Fantasy folks heard us. Today, fantasy is a better, more inclusive, and stronger genre because of it."

The time to remove Shoggoths is upon us.

>> No.14339563
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14339563

>>14339538
>because while the creator of the Cthulhu mythos “did leave a lasting mark on speculative fiction, he was also an avowed racist and a terrible wordsmith”
>terrible wordsmith

What the fuck am I reading?

>> No.14339565

>>14339558
>They removed Lovecraft from an award because he's a filthy racist. Instead they replaced him with a strong independent black womyn.
This makes me exceedingly angry.
God damn I hate leftists.

>> No.14339567

>>14339563
His prose was garbage, but his ideas were great.

>> No.14339569

>>14339558
I don't see the issue

>> No.14339570

>>14339565
Speaking as a nigger, I agree.
This is the dumbest shit I've read today.

>> No.14339573

>>14339558
That's so lame. Disliking Lovecraft because he was a mediocre writer who just happened to have some really novel ideas is one thing. Having some stupid SJW reason about inclusiveness is way worse.

It's like
>We can't have Roosevelt on the dime anymore because he was a filthy adulterer.
>Been Franklin was a sexist womanizer.
>Stephen Austin allied with cannibals.
Wait, that last one may slide because of muh Injun culture.

>> No.14339577
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>>14339558
>Racism
>Bad

I don't want my monsterus racemixed into nonexistence.

Monsterus of all races need a strong, charismatic, willing to gas tanukis leader each to keep their traits pure and uncorrupted.

>> No.14339580

>>14339558
Why am I filled with a wave of anger and hate?

>> No.14339581

>>14339577
But you're already racemixing with them.

>> No.14339582

>>14339558
As a black man I find this dumb
we take down everyone who is racist to improve things and entertainment as we know will be torn a asshole the size of Russia.

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14339583

>>14339558
>>14339538
>"Master Anon, I saw some Chocolate Alps on the street. Do you wish to whack them with the broom or shall I?"

>> No.14339584
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14339584

>>14339577
>Nazis
>MGs

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>>14339584

>> No.14339592

>>14339580
Because a bunch of strangers who probably don't even read fantasy made it their business to go pick that fight and then declare a moral victory.

>> No.14339593
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14339593

>>14339581
shh

>>14339584
Away with you, bolshevik tanuki.

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>>14339558
Does Lovecraft being racist change the fact that he is one of our most influential horror writers?
>No, but he was racist, and that makes it horrible.
Has the person who he's being replaced with contributed more to writing in some way
>No, but it's a black person. That makes it better.

>This is not about reading an author but about using that person’s image to represent an international award honoring the work of the imagination.
Then why does him being racist matter if you still acknowledge he is more influential? Why does a person's personality have any bearing on their accomplishments? Pretty much every notable person in history has flaws and dirty laundry, and yet they're still held up and praised because of what they achieved. This iss what infuriates me about 'progrssivism'. It cares more about making yourself feel good and getting some false sense of accomplishment by tearing down people who actually id something with their lives than about actual progress. Some days I just wish I could piss off from this planet and go to another one, but wait, space travel is probably racist somehow, too! Better get rid of it until we can put a gender studies board in charge of NASA.

>> No.14339596
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14339596

>>14339584
You do know what happens to boys that don't support the Monster Empire, right?

>> No.14339599

>>14339563
A common criticism of Lovecraft is that he can't hold a scene very well in writing. Lots of mucking about on a single point, with pacing that could be better.
However, his imagination, especially when you consider the time, was fantastic. To call him a terrible wordsmith is going too far.
Octavia's not a bad writer, but it's blatantly obvious that they're pulling a PR/PC move with setting her up as the image, especially when you could name so many more appropriate writers to take that place.

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>>14339584
There was a man that tried that once, but it was bogged down by that stupid transformation-into-monster-werewolf shit which was a genuinely shit idea.
It should've just focused on fascist wolfgirls becoming mates for life with young Herrenvolk.

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>>14339558
>>14339582
Next thing you know, they're going to say that Shakespeare plays should stop being taught in schools and performed in theaters because he was a sexist who thought women couldn't perform on stage.

As a theater major, I am now frothing at the mouth with how absurd this shit is getting.

>> No.14339607

>>14339596
yeah we fuck you up with Operation Overlord

>> No.14339609

>>14339538
Who gives a flying fuck if the dude was racist, that has little to do with his literary merit.

Better go and ban Tolkien for portraying midgets as hairy, drug-addicted thieves.

>> No.14339611

>>14339594
>Some days I just wish I could piss off from this planet and go to another one, but wait, space travel is probably racist somehow, too! Better get rid of it until we can put a gender studies board in charge of NASA.
Funny you should mention that.

http://www.theguardian.com/science/the-lay-scientist/2015/may/06/how-can-our-future-mars-colonies-be-free-of-sexism-and-racism

All you need to know about this article is one line from it.

>The first woman to be raped in space has probably already been born.

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>>14339469
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOON MEN!

>> No.14339615

>>14339607
They just want to make the world a better place.

>> No.14339617

>>14339511
That sounds absolutely wonderful.

>>14339527
>>14339543
Sounds kinda cute? Though, just at first, passing glance...why all the Jap-names?

>> No.14339618

>>14339558
Isn't it strange? Tens of thousands of years of history, of massive achievements and awe inspiring struggles,and it all lead to our shitty modern day; Civilization was a mistake.

>> No.14339620

>>14339603
That was more of a product of the times and not just Shakespeare in particular. Female roles were by and large played by young boys. If anything, SJWs would defend Shakespeare's right to make love to a pre-teen boy if he chose because pedophilia is his choice.

>> No.14339621

>>14339617
I take it you didn't make it to the twist.

>> No.14339622

>>14339582
>>14339570
Well no shit it's dumb because Lovecraft, much like Agatha Christie and Walt Disney, were products of their generation. They lived in a period when blacks were second-class citizens and Lovecraft himself was a cat loving, woman hating bigot who had shitty characters and decent world building.

>>14339600
Glad you hated it, it really drove it into my heart how shit the idea to write it in the first place was

>> No.14339623

>>14339543
>“Are you ready for the D, Hotaru?!”
Well then.

>I bet you thought you were getting a cute story about an anubis wife and daughter, but hah, joke's on you. You get Initial D.
I'VE BEEN JAPED.

>> No.14339624

>>14339621
Got down to it a moment after I posted.

You really musta been high anon.

>> No.14339627
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14339627

I need you guys to watch my maid for a while, be nice to her.

>> No.14339628

>>14339627
She looks like she needs a towel.

>> No.14339630

>>14339627
I'm going to spill her glass of Egg Nog.

>> No.14339631

>>14339611
Holy fucking shit, I am seething after reading that.

>>14339627
Thank goodness you showed up. I need something to cuddle after reading that garbage.

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>>14339603
>>14339611
It's only a matter of time before they try to dick about with other stuff like 40k. Considering its popularity specifically for being grimdark and pretty much the polar opposite of what they're trying to do, I can't even begin to imagine the magnitude of the backfire once every single tard unites to make their lives a living hell. Servers crassing left and right over the sheer magnitude of autism and shitposting. On the other hand, it's probably the reason why nobody poked 40k with a pike even now.

>>14339618
Your face was a mistake.

>> No.14339636

>>14339612
>Huge bags under her eyes
>Too tired to notice her hot pants becoming literal hot pants
The poor thing. I'll take the kids for the night. She should just go take a nice long bath, curl up in bed, and get plenty of sleep. I'll be along once the kids are in bed for gentle, non-lewd spooning cuddles.

>> No.14339637

>>14339627
Wha- why do we have to watch your maid?

>> No.14339643

>>14339627
Can i sniff her?

>> No.14339645 [DELETED] 

>>14339599
This reminds me of faculty discussions on new hires.

>Well, we're all a bunch of old white christian men and one old white christian woman. They're saying we're not diverse enough.
>Steve's a jew
>Whatever.
>So we have two spots opening up
>Here's the thirty resumes we've gotten
>Remember, Chinese and Indians don't count as diversity in science anymore
>Anybody got the extra diverse pile together yet?
>Anybody from OU? Would be great to get somebody with native blood and they've got a great program
>Check this lady out from Michigan. She does glacial stuff though, and there's none of that around here.
>Black woman is a double checkbox. It's like hiring a woman and a black man on those stat charts the administration wanks over
>Nice
>If we hire her then we can just hire the second one based purely on merit
>So what specialization do we really need?
>A climate modeller would be great.

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>>14339611
>the Russian captain forcibly kissed the only female crew member, a 32-year-old Canadian health specialist called Judith Lapierre. “We should try kissing, I haven’t been smoking for six months,” he reportedly told her. “Then we can kiss after the mission and compare it. Let’s do the experiment now.” Two of her Russian crew mates then had a fight so violent that it left blood splattered on the walls, prompting another member of the team, a Japanese man, to quit. Lapierre stayed only after the astronauts were allowed to put locks on their bedroom doors.”

I can't be mad at this article because this shit is golden.

>> No.14339648

>>14339643
your weird.....

>> No.14339649

>>14339624
I had been arguing feverishly with someone about racing games and grooving to an initial D mix, and I had been awake for nearly 3 days straight when I got the idea.

>>14339623
For some reason my half-functioning brain thought this was a bloody riot. Like I was red in the face biting my lip the whole time.

>> No.14339654

>>14339622
To be fair, the women's groups at the time were as fucking nuts as modern SJW's and had about as much influence. They got it put in the curriculum of thousands of schools that drinking alcohol led to spontaneous combustion purely as a scare tactic.

And you thought those modern intelligent design in schools people were crazy.

>> No.14339660

>>14339583

I shall let you have the honors. Do regale me with the details when you return

>> No.14339661

>>14339647
>You will never be forcefully kissed by a Russian Jinko during a space mission.

>> No.14339663

>>14339611
This is why my plan for leaving this planet isn't to rely on society's plan. I will learn how to do it myself. I will hand-pick a crew based on co-operative ability and similar ideals. And we will strike out on our own, utterly free of the shackles of the Earth.

>> No.14339667

>>14339649
It was a fun little romp, and while not all that gracefully written, you didn't step in any literary turds, even if your feet got a bit wet.
I'm glad you enjoyed writing it so much, though. I can totally relate to that feeling of writing something utterly hilarious, only to have the end product be just a little bit retarded. It's a good thing in the end, I think.

>> No.14339671

>>14339663
please tell me you wont come back to slam a colony into earth

>> No.14339672
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Would racism exist in a MG world?

>> No.14339675

>>14339600
You do realize that fascism and MGs don't really translate well together right?

>> No.14339678

>>14339672
oh yeah a whole lot of it paladins would be the worst

>> No.14339679

>>14339672
The problem is that I can't tell if it's a parody or not.

>> No.14339680

>>14339672

Yup.

>> No.14339682

>>14339672
There'd probably be a lot more of it, really. You'd still have the usual human races, but then you get all those monsters, monster types, BRAND NEW CULTURES TO HATE, and more. It'd be terrible if it wasn't for all the hot women and waifus running around.

>> No.14339683

>>14339679
it's a real show

>> No.14339685

>>14339672
Not really.
Think about it. MG's (at least in MGE) are said to not be that chosey, and other then that there is elves elves, but the dislike humans in general.

>> No.14339686

>>14339672
Yes. Human on Monster racism, Monster on human racism, Monster on Monster raism.

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>>14339663
Godspeed, anon. I can only hope that you re successful. Just do us a favor; When you start a new world, if you ever see a ship with humans on it, shoot it down. Immediately. Don't run the risk of the poison returning.
>>14339671
Depending on the size and location, I'd call that a blessing.

>> No.14339688

>>14339671
That would require two things.
First off, that at whatever first major point my group settles, we cultivate and craft an orbital space colony of some size.
Second, that I conspire to transport said colony back to Earth across whatever distance we've already covered.

The first is unlikely. The second's just a waste of time.

>> No.14339689

>>14339682
But wouldn't hate against monsters be speciesism?

>> No.14339690

>>14339689
Species is a social construct

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>>14339683
Fucking hell.

I'm just going to abandon this train of thought and post a fairy.

>> No.14339692

>>14339667
I'm not even going to bother editing that trash. As soon as it was finished I could tell it was a mess.

I thought I was so clever dropping little hints and slowly building up to it too. This is why I don't write comedy.

>> No.14339693

>>14339690
Don't start that shit here.

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>>14339672
Yeah, It'd be most noticeable with elves and their different sub-types.

About half of it would be coming from humans though. As they treat their favorite elves like sports teams and who they beat all the others.

Actually nevermind.

Humans would collectively just make a big deal out of every sub-type of every MG. Because they could. Just like we do now. Exactly like we do now.

>> No.14339696

>>14339689
Technically, but most people seem to use the word to mean "discriminatory" so from an actual usage standpoint it's the same thing. Actual racism would continue to be a thing though, there just might be something more important to hate is all.

>> No.14339699

>>14339671
That only happened in gundam because they already had shit to drop.

>> No.14339700

>>14339611
This is just another one of those days where a man's soul feels especially tied down by Earth's gravity.

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>>14339611
>To paraphrase Douglas Adams: “Space is white. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly white it is.”

THAT'S NOT WHAT CUNTING PARAPHRASING IS.

>In fact we’ve already seen this in a Mars mission simulation that took place in 1999 and ended in chaos, as summarised by Helen Lewis in New Statesman

AND YOUR SHITTING HYPERLINK IS BROKEN.

>The last thing we need is to wake up in 50 years and find that a bunch of #gamergate nobheads are running Mars.

YES. LET'S RELATE AN ISSUE OF GAMING JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY TO, OF ALL THE THINGS, MOTHERFUCKING SPACE COLONISATION AND EXPLORATION. HOLY SHIT, MY BONES ARE RATTLED.

Somebody please post something lovely about monstergirls in space. I need it.

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>>14339691

>You will never leave this world behind and live in a world of MGs with your waifu

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good night guys, I can't read all this bull shit, not now, so I'm gonna go play Majoras Mask to help calm down my simmering rage
>have two kobolds talking about their day and chasing that dastardly mailman

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Rhinoceros Soldier Beetle when? I want to see them suplexing or even skewering motherfuckers like a certain pink puffball.

>> No.14339712

>>14339695
Is it bad I want to date a racist Dark Elf that hated Pale Skins?

>> No.14339713

>>14339701
Little Gazer daughterus wearing spacesuits and each eye has a tiny helmet.

>> No.14339714

>>14339703
damn I was just aboot to post that pic too

>> No.14339719

>>14339703
Wasn't that already posted?

>> No.14339720

>>14339459
Need more Canadian MGs. I especially want a Canadian Wendigo.

>> No.14339724

>>14339713
Yes this is what I am in need of.
Does a gazer's ability to float give her free movement in zero gravity? Would she have sun-shields for all the tiny eye helmets?

>> No.14339726

>>14339701
But don't you know, anon? Gamregate isn't about journalistic ethics. That's just a smokescreen that the trolls throw up on the internet. It's really all about misogyny and the patriarchy nazis wanting to keep women out of their boy's club of woman beating violence simulators, I mean, 'video games', as they mercilessly attack our lord and savior Anita Sarkeesian and her chosen prophet Zoe Quinn without provocation.

>> No.14339727

>>14339720
Awawawwaawawawawa...eh

>> No.14339731

>>14339720
seconded.
These threads have a really strong Canadian presence, eh?

>>14339726
Stop.

>> No.14339733

>>14339719

I think it was in the last thread but i'm not sure it was here.

>> No.14339734

>>14339709
It's probably not what you're imagining it as. Replace the scissors with a giant lance and that's probably all you get for a rhinoceros beetle.

>> No.14339735

>>14339731
I think we're #2 in numbers. Texas is #1.

>> No.14339738

>>14339672
Yep, you know would vampires pick on mosquito girls.

>> No.14339739

>>14339731
Too much?

>> No.14339743

>>14339735
>Texas is #1.
Can I trade a Californian chupacabra for a Texan holst? She doesn't even need to be a longhorn.

>> No.14339744

>>14339724
She has a decent spread of magic, so I'd assume so.
That's why sci-fi themed Gazer is so great.
I want to see my waifu doing cyberpunk things.

>> No.14339746

>>14339726
I want a Gamer gazer daughteru who I find out has been harassing poor male game devs online only to find out she kidnapped a male game dev because "Bitches will die" "No social justice in gaming".

Then I want to find out that she leveled up on him!

>> No.14339747

>>14339647
Sounds like a Russian problem, and not a sexism problem.

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>>14339701
Calm Anon, calm.

Just remember. No matter how much they whine about their non-existent entitlements and violated rights, at the end of the day, they don't in fact affect the grand scheme of things to such an extent.

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>>14339739
I was a little triggered, and this discussion has gone on too long.

I like monster girls. You?

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>>14339726
Oh man, I know you're having a laugh, and I'm not going to rag on you for it, but I really do feel as if the less discussion we have about that, the better. Even if that discussion is just jokes.
You know there's the chance someone might come along and spark something.

>> No.14339754

>>14339731
We like to feel relevant, so every time someone brings up Canada we sort of come out of the woodwork.

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>>14339750

Yeah I like 'em

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>>14339746
GO HOME GAMER BOYS

>> No.14339760

>>14339338
Thats lewd.

>> No.14339761

>>14339726
>tfw Zoe Quinn is getting a memoir and a Hollywood film depicting her "Struggle" and how "Cruel" life has been to her.

I'd say someone should just kill the bitch for all the headaches she'd caused, but that might just make her some kind of martyr. Or prove once and for all that no one really gives a shit. I dunno.

>> No.14339762

>>14339726
>All these people triggered by this post
Take it easy, it's just a post. Speaking of gaming journalists though

http://www.ign.com/videos/2015/09/12/why-were-not-into-monster-musume-ign-anime-club

>> No.14339763

>>14339749
>3 lightyears at .4c
>7 and a half straight years of orgasm denial

>> No.14339768
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>>14339750
Yes, I do.

Except for that one. Mero a shit.Though slightly less shit than when she started.

>> No.14339769

>>14339705
>two kobolds talking about their day and chasing that dastardly mailman
oh man being a mailman in MGC would probably net you hazard pay

>> No.14339774

>>14339768
Mero's personality is probably only attractive to me, and I'm okay with that.

I see her as someone who I get lots of excuses to bridal carry and would appreciate some good music. I can easily accommodate her fetishes too.

>> No.14339777

>>14339758
I feel like krakens would be amazing lovers if you can handle (or enjoy) a little slime.

>> No.14339778

>>14339774
Mero's personality...attractive

Her parents both ran off with other men/women, and she has an obsession with her lover dying, not to mention she's obsessed with cheating on Miia (or being cheated on with Miia?)

>> No.14339782

>>14339583
Just put out some strawberry milkshakes for them, there's no harm in letting them explore the garden. I enjoy watching them find old toys and whatnot anyway, it's a good way to pass an evening.

>> No.14339784

>>14339777
>I feel like krakens would be amazing lovers if you can handle (or enjoy) a little slime.

That sounds like a setup for a loli slimegirl or slime enema joke.

>> No.14339785

>>14339762
What a bunch of pretentious cocksuckers.
In all honesty though, EMG is definitely not a great first exposure to monstergirls.

>> No.14339789

>>14339778
Yep. Perfect for me.

I have reasons, but I don't want to blog.

>> No.14339791

>>14339769
>Mailman's FW a hellhound moves into the neighborhood
Fuck's sake.

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>>14339763
You'd better believe she's going to take responsibility for it when we land. To hell with securing the ship, who cares about establishing a shelter. I am ripping off our suits and taking out nearly eight years of blue-balling frustration on her. The ground will be stained with seed as we fuck four hours on end under our new sun. We'll have to come up with new positions because we've gone through everything we can think of. My semen is going to be thick as concrete when I finally cum. She's going to revel in the idea of fucking out in the open and being the first people to defile a virgin planet. Her womb is going to be so full that her stomach's going to be distended for a month. She's going to be the proud mother of the first alien anubis.

>> No.14339802

>>14339796
Glorious. This is just...glorious.

>> No.14339810
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14339810

Lets talk MG corruption.

>> No.14339814

>>14339796
Do you think Saltfag would be a good contraceptive choice, in the rare case I don't want her to give birth to an amorphous alien child?

God this would be such a good story for Lovecraft to narrate for us, RIP.

>> No.14339815

>>14339810
Now, when you say that, are you talking MG corrupting humans or humans corrupting MG? I'm down for either, but still.

>> No.14339817

>>14339538
> Signed by more than 2,500 people
That is less than the population of where I live by a factor of fucking 10 and I live in Brisbane.
This is such bullshit, H.P. Lovecraft wasn't the best writer but he created an entire genre of horror fiction. SJW's can't compete.

>> No.14339819

>>14339785
Didn't watch the video, but what were they expecting? It's an ecchi harem comedy from a guy who started off doing H-manga. Not exactly going to re-write the genre here.

Though I do think Crab does some decent work in actually addressing real-world issues with the girls (anatomy problems, society adapting, etc.) as opposed to most monster girls just being 'Oh, that's a bit different. Moving on.'

>> No.14339820

>>14339791
>mailmen get chased by all the dog girls
>ALL OF THEM

>> No.14339827

>>14339815
MG's corrupting humans.
so many things can be done with it, but you don't really see it that much

>> No.14339831

>>14339784
A loli slimegirl is fine too so long as you can pump her full of fluids and make her an adult slimegirl at will.

>>14339820
I want to see this drawn.
>WANWANWANWANWANWANWANWANWANAWOOOOOOOO!

>> No.14339833

>>14339763
She's really, really good at it.

>Some long distance, intergalactic trips require that you put yourself in stasis for many years
>In your tiny, cobbled spaceship, you only have the space and money for one stasis tank
>But that's alright
>Because it's just snug enough to fit you and the anubis in it
>The hatch seals shut above you, enclosing you two in something a little like a white, padded sarcophagus
>As the stasis cycle begins, you and her, both utterly nude, begin to make love in the soft confines of the tank
>When you're frozen, a whole two decades will slip by unnoticed, both of you living out an undisturbed, dream-filled sleep
>There's always the risk that something horrible might happen
>That pirates or raiders or something beyond the ship's AI might blast you into dust while you slumber
>And you'd never even see or feel it coming, a death essentially consigning you both to oblivion in your sleep
>It's an occupational hazard
>And one you're both content with
>Especially as you look deep into the anubis' eyes amidst your close, sweaty sex
>No words need to be exchanged as the stasis pod counts down from five
>You already understand each others' thoughts perfectly
>As the pod glows brighter and brighter, the timer ticking, you approach climax faster and faster
>You both orgasm and melt into each other's arms, kissing deeply as the light flashes a blinding white, and freezes you both, the entire inside of the tank suspended in time
>You'll spend over twenty years living out a lifetime of dreams, carried on the unending pleasure of your most blissful moment with your anubis waifu
>Somewhere deep in your subconscious, happy beyond words that she's in your arms, experiencing exactly the same thing
>Ready to greet you when you wake up on the other side.

>> No.14339835

>>14339820
W-what happens if they catch him?

>> No.14339837

>>14339820
>dress up as a postal worker for april fools
>equipped with an fake axe and hockey mask
>jump from behind a door as your kobold walks past
>she sends you to the emergency room torn to pieces with major blood loss.
>still totally worth it for the look on her face

>> No.14339839
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>>14339720
Canadian yetis

>> No.14339840

I want a Lilim to dom me.

>> No.14339842

>>14339839
what have you done

>> No.14339843

>>14339839
I'd still cuddle it.

>> No.14339847

>>14339827
Like how? Succubi helping fem-paladins deal with their sexual frustration by convincing them to assault their squire? A rich MG making a man into her slutty plaything?

>> No.14339848

>>14339839
man I would like to slow cosby her

>>14339835
they demand and force him to tell them the post offices secret plans to take over the world!

>> No.14339849

>>14339839
You will never be hugged by a yeti with a newfie accent

>> No.14339850

>>14339827
This
I find it to be the most interesting parts of lilims, demons and dark valkyires but there is so little about it

I know that corruption isn't a hight point for most people but I would love to see a story about a valkire Turing dark. or a demon turing other women into demons and not just succubi

hell, kakuens and raiju's would make a good story too, or how about a woman turning into a mindflayer?

Dammit I wish i could write.

>> No.14339854

>>14339796
She's going to get a lot more than just that
Do you have any idea how unbearable 7.5 years of orgasm denial would be?

My dick is going to be inside of her every second of every alien day for the next decade.

I'm going to take her as she lands the ship, I'm going to take her while we walk down to make contact with the surface, I'm going to take her as we set up our shelter and take geological samples, I'm going to take her when we realize we weren't prepared for this planet, I'm going to take her when she falls ill, I'm going to take her when we isolate the pathogen, I'm going to take her when the cure fails, I'm going to take her when I test positive too, I'm going to take her when we realize neither of us are going to leave this planet.

I'm going to bury her next to the two children who didn't make it through childhood.

I'm going to sit on a rock and think of only one thing.

I'm going to remember when we were happy.

>> No.14339855

>>14339833
>Sex in a stasis pod
>Risking stasis mid-orgasm or right before cliaxing
I can only pray that you finish before the freeze comes. That's a fate I wouldn't wish on any man.

>> No.14339858
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>>14339854
Oh.

>> No.14339860

>>14339820
>>14339848
Dog girls live their whole lives thinking the post office is some great evil destined to destroy the world. I can see it now,
>a Kobold mother regaling stories to her kids about when she fought the evil post man
>what's even more weird is that the post man looks just like her husband.
>meanwhile her husband is three blocks away changing out of his mailman uniform

>> No.14339863

>>14339850
It's never too late to start.

If you can understand what makes a story effective as you're reading it, you can write too. Just read a lot, and you'll already know how.

>>14339854
My erection got sad and gave up. Thanks.

>> No.14339865

>>14339847
>Succubi helping fem-paladins deal with their sexual frustration by convincing them to assault their squire
this needs needs to be a story

>> No.14339867

>>14339848
>Doggirls the world over KNOW the world's postal services are plotting to take over the world
>They are the one thing stopping them
>The unsung heroes
>The mailman just wants to deliver the damn mail and go home
I kind of like this idea.

>> No.14339872

>>14339850
I actually wrote most of this, but it was with a succubus converting a girl into a lesser succubus so she'd stop being a little bitch and go rape her crush. I realized it was kinda /u/ and dropped it though.

>> No.14339878
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>>14339854
>Setting out on a colonization mission without being properly prepared
Forget being mad at dying. She's upset with you for not having followed the preparation procedures she laid out properly.

>> No.14339879

>>14339849
I want to be hugged by a Yeti in an oversized Leafs jersey because she always sticks by the Leafs

>> No.14339880

>>14339854
I hate you anon. You made my heart break.

>> No.14339882

>>14339860
>>14339867
can we have a story like this? because this is fucking gold

>> No.14339887

>>14339850
>story about a valkire Turing dark
I really want that one, I want to see when her starts seeing her hero as her master.

>demon turning other women into demons and not just succubi
we had a small greentet of somthing like that, it was a guest paste sadly.

hell, kakuens and raiju's would make a good story too,
with corruption in mind, those two come of to me as anti feminist weapons

>> No.14339889

>>14339880
It's not schadenfreude if mine is broken too, right?

>> No.14339892

>>14339815
How about monster girls being further corrupted by demonic energy?
>Kikimora maid gets corrupted
>Breasts grow, hips widen
>Her feathers turn jet black
>Her skin turns a pale red color
>Sclera turn black
>Starts wearing much more revealing clothing, corsets and miniskirts patterned like a maid uniform
>More concerned about cleaning your dick with her mouth than cleaning your home, though it's still somehow spotless

>> No.14339893

>>14339860
>>14339867

>your kobold waifu thinks the mailman wants to come and take you away
>she chases him away everyday so you won't be kidnapped
>she doesn't understand why you tell her to stop harassing him

>> No.14339895

>>14339879
>Leafs
eh at least she ain't no Canucks fan
>fuck Vancouver
Go Avalanche

>> No.14339896
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14339896

>>14339820
Don't worry about the chainmailmen. You know their oath. "We shall never fail to complete our appointed rounds."

And at least the Amazons love them.

>> No.14339899 [SPOILER] 
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>>14339895
fuck you too buddy

>> No.14339900

>>14339878
That's what you get with 7 years of
mindbreaking orgasm denial. Ending up so obsessed you forget to take the proper precautions and your tail ends up a tragedy.
bad pun intended

>> No.14339901

I'm confused.

The thread was burning down around my head when I gave up and went to work. I come back 6 hours later and it looks like everything got super comfy as soon as I left. I wasn't even posting, so I know it wasn't me causing it. Does my mere presence incite people to anger? Am I a reverse Yeti?

>> No.14339902

>>14339893
>she starts thinking getting kidnapped is your fetish
>you wake up in the middle of the night
>strapped to your bed with her nervously standing over you
>holding a riding crop and wearing latex opera gloves and a corset
>even though she's shaking and knows nothing of being a dom
>she does it for you

>> No.14339903

>>14339855
It's fine. If it's in a stasis dream, you can probably count on either having some odd, stasis-variation of a nocternal emission.
Either way, to your waking mind, it's going to feel as if no time has passed anyway.

>> No.14339904

>>14339850
I prefer purification

>> No.14339906

>>14339901
Sounds like you're a hinezumi, Hnon. You walk into a room and suddenly everyone wants to fight.

>> No.14339907

>>14339901
What do you usually post about, anon?

>> No.14339908

>>14339879
>yeti
>oversized leafs jersey and nothing else
>newfie accent
>reeks of maple syrup and honey baked ham
>she's a little sticky when you hug her
>gets you free shit from her job at Tim Horton's

If Canada were an MG, this would be her. We've created something beautiful today.

Now what the hell would America be?

>inb4 alp

>> No.14339909

>>14339901
>reverse Yeti
Don't even joke

>> No.14339912

>>14339901
fuck off alp

>> No.14339916
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14339916

>>14339879
>leafs

I don't want to picture a yeti having such shit taste in sport teams.

>> No.14339919

>>14339908
HEALTHY troll. Maybe a minotaur.

>> No.14339921

>>14339907
I usually lurk, maybe occasion random greentext, unless lewd cows are being discussed.

>>14339912
I have never been so insulted in my life.
Just kiddin, Alpie
Not really, though

>> No.14339926

>>14339904
Just as good as corruption.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/527421/e673bd3846/

>> No.14339929

>>14339919
wearing a cowboy hat and carrying a powerful handgun, I assume.

>> No.14339931
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14339931

>>14339892
>Corrupted/Dark Glacies
>Body gains the signature signature black tattoos present on other Dark Elementals along with a bust and ass upgrade
>Uses spiky ice pillars surrounded by a shadowy mist like fin funnels to impale threats
Meh.

>> No.14339934

>>14339908
>Bald Eagle Harpy
>plenty of chub
>only two things she loves:
>Freedom
>and guns

>> No.14339938

>>14339902
>you try to ask her what's going on
>she shoves a gag in your mouth
>she tries to sound menacing about what she'll do to you but comes off as awkward
>she's ends up being a terrible rapist because she doesn't want to hurt you

>> No.14339939

>>14339929
1911 at her hip and a bag of ARs for her friends.

I'd hang out with her.

>> No.14339942
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14339942

Tried my hand at this transparent thing. Ignoring Red Slime because she's pretty shit.

>> No.14339944

>>14339854
Can you hear me, Major Tom?

>> No.14339948

>>14339938
>in the end she just unties you so you can wrap her in your arms and cuddlefuck her like usual
>while giving her headpats
>decide to leave the gag in so she feels she helped with something

>> No.14339949

>>14339887
>I want to see when her starts seeing her hero as her master.
where does it say that?

>> No.14339951
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14339951

>>14339942
You might want to touch it up a little bit.

>> No.14339955

>>14339833
This is why I think a Nightmare would also be beneficial on such a voyage; dream sharing.

Although, that kind of takes away from the intimacy of the sheer isolation of just you and your waifu...so pros and cons.

>>14339854
Wow. That's depressing.

>> No.14339957

>>14339944
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/66344791/Moonbase%20Oddity/Moonbase%20Oddity.mp3

>> No.14339960

>>14339951
Someone should add that to the transparency album, please and thank you.

>> No.14339961

>>14339931
>Corrupted Glacies
>Pleasure runes
>Navy skin
>Deep indigo irises & black sclera
>Jagged black ice
>Freezes her victims from the thighs down
>Drops the temperature to near absoulte zero
>The only way to survive is to flood yourself with the the and energy from her corrupted pussy

>> No.14339962

>>14339916
Could be worse.

Could be the stinkin' Oilers.

>> No.14339966

>>14339955
>Although, that kind of takes away from the intimacy of the sheer isolation of just you and your waifu
It's not like it has to; she can just make a dream--lots of dreams--where it's still only the two of you. Nightmares provide no shortage of options.

>> No.14339968
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14339968

>>14339926
>He fucked her into becoming a angel
gotta admit that is new to me.

>> No.14339969

>>14339957
Here am I floating round my tin can

>> No.14339971

>>14339962
>Tfw you're Candian
>Tfw you've never watched a Hockey game to save your life
I know the Leaf's suck and the Canucks are the best of the best, so I hear, but what's so bad about the stinking Oilers?

>> No.14339975

>>14339971
just go to espn and read the power rankings

>> No.14339978

>>14339971
The Leafs, statistically speaking, aren't really that bad a team. People just like to rag on them.
The Oilers? They actually are bad. They haven't had a good season since '06.

>> No.14339982

>>14339978
>>14339975
G'damn. Step up Eddy, what are you guys doing?

>> No.14339986

>>14339971
Wearing the wrong jersey in the wrong city can get you into some trouble. I thought all Canadians were aware of this

>> No.14339989

>>14339961
>your parents will never have you enter a pact with a lonely Dark Glacies in exchange for land ownership
>she will never act as your playmate and eventually lover as you reach puberty
>you will never remain blissfully unaware of your newfound resistances to the EXTREME cold
>you will never move to uninhabited land just to have a private place to fuck, and transform it into what is essentially the surface of Hoth

>> No.14339990

>>14339949
>Their former loyalty to the gods has been completely lost. Currently, their one and only master is their beloved husband. They swear absolute fealty only to their husband and his desire.

>> No.14339992

>>14339978
>>14339982
at least my team isn't dead last like someone
Go Avalanche

>> No.14339996

>>14339982
Fun fact. Logistics show that a good number of professional players grew up and started playing in Edmonton.

They just don't stay there. Can hardly blame 'em. The weather sucks, and traffic is horrendous.

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>>14339971
>I know the Leaf's suck
Fact
>the Canucks are the best of the best
Fact
>but what's so bad about the stinking Oilers?
They're professional draft lottery winners who can't put together a winning team to save mcdavids life

>> No.14339999

>>14339986
Well it depends on the sport really
If it's hockey and you're wearing aing a Canuck shirt in Torontony, you're going to have a bad time

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>>14339990
shit like this is why I want a dark valk story so badly.

>> No.14340006

>>14339887
Valkyries going Dark would be cool as fuck.
Their wings would probably do some radical molting.

>> No.14340007

>>14339996
Better than living in Montreal. Sure, the city's not that bad but you're a filthy Qubeqois

>> No.14340008

>>14339999
Do not wear an Oilers Jersey in Calgary, nor a Flames Jersey in Edmonton.

>> No.14340015

>>14339992
Wings here.
Please go

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>> No.14340018

>>14340008
>Wearing a Jays jersey anywhere in Canadia
Fucking everyone wants to suck your dick because the Jays are the only competant baseball team in Canadia

>> No.14340020

>>14340017
Someone post that picture
You know the one

>> No.14340022

>>14340018
Aren't they the only baseball team we have?

>> No.14340027

>>14340022
besides minor leagues, yes.

>> No.14340029

I want to make a chimera that's half kangaroo and half yeti. I'd smile every time she wished someone g'deh.

>> No.14340030

>>14340022
Besides the minors, AKA the "literally who?", yes

>> No.14340032

>>14340029
Yetis are from the Himalayas though

>> No.14340039

>>14340000
That sword and chain fighting style looks like it could be brutal.

>> No.14340054

>>14340017
Finally, a halfway decent picture of the March Hare.

>> No.14340058

>>14340039
>wrist-chain gauntlet allows her to pull enemies in Scorpion style, or pull herself in and cleave motherfuckers like German from Garo

>> No.14340079

I want to take a piece of string and play with my werekitten daughterus as they rest in a cardboard box filled with blankets.

>> No.14340083

>>14340020
Oh god fuck you for making me think of that.

>> No.14340087

>>14340079
I want to do the same, but with egg vibrators! Whoever catches one gets it put in her pussy! Eventually I'll have a box of orgasming werekittens, what could be better than that?

>> No.14340091

>>14340020
What picture?

>> No.14340092

>>14340000
>A man raised from birth to be a hero sets his sights upon a demon realm that has popped up a few miles from his home village
>His Valkyrie companion, ever by his side, suggests that waiting for more bodies would be wise
>He insists that they'll be fine, and that if things look too big for them to handle on their own then they'll retreat and wait for help
>She relents, and the pair sets off
>They meet little initial resistance, and it bolsters their confidence that they can handle things
>The demon realm is bigger than anticipated though, and after 3 days they're both beginning to consider falling back
>The hero asks his companion to fly up and see if there's an easy path back out
>"Yes Master" she replies
>The two of them pause for half a second to wonder why she said that, but quickly shake the thought off
>Hasn't she always said that?
>Seeing no new paths, she returns and tells him that their best option is to just go back the way they came
>They start to head back, and another 3 days later they're still nowhere near the edge of the demon realm
>They did go the right way, right?
>He again asks his Valkyrie companion to fly up and check on their bearings, and just like every other time she informs him that yes, they're going the right direction
>"You're absolutely positive? We're still nowhere near the border."
>"The border? Master, you said we were heading to the center."
>"Did I?" he asks while racking his brain to try and remember
>"Yes, you were very clear that we need to keep going."
>"Oh, alright then. I don't know why I keep getting all turned around, feels like my head's in a fog."
>"That's okay Master, please let me take care of you. It's my duty after all."
>Another day's march sees them finally arrive at their destination, the castle at the center of the demon realm
>Wait, was this their destination?
>It has to be, why else would they be here?
>The guards at the gate, a trio of Succubi, let them through without a fuss
>Ascending through the castle itself, they see little in the way of signs of life outside of what seems to be a small number of servant staff
>Reaching the throne room, they find it empty, and the hero's Valkyries companion leads the hero towards the throne
>She sits him down and gazes at him with a loving smile, her pale blue skin and red eyes framed in inky blackness looking especially beautiful
>She reaches down and loosens his belt, undoes his pants and finally pulls his dick out
>She drops to her knees and begins stroking, licking and then sucking it for several minutes before standing back up and disrobing her own lower half
>She climbs on his lap and as she guides him into her, shes whispers into his ear
>"Master, let's crown you king."

>> No.14340095

>>14340087
Having a chaste relationship with your daughterus and napping on the couch with them purring as they snuggle up with you.

>> No.14340096

>>14340095
Whatever you like man, you do you. I'm going to do the exact same thing, but the kittens will have vibrators in them.

>> No.14340099
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14340099

Behold! The power of crystal pussy!

>> No.14340100

>>14340099
That's nice, now if you'll excuse me, I need to get this Zaku I conversion kit on my golem.

>> No.14340107

>>14340100
No Zaku, boya!

>> No.14340108
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14340108

>>14340099
no

>> No.14340109

>>14340107
But I don't want to re-buy the Gouf again....
But if it was the Gouf custom...

>> No.14340114

>>14340099
Why does this look like something out of a Mega Man game?

>> No.14340115

>>14339705
>two kobolds talking about their day and chasing that dastardly mailman
Cute. Thanks, I needed that.

>> No.14340116
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>>14340099
I prefer my bugs with a bit more adaptability.
And fuck you for being the most retarded shit to ever have to fight in jungle! You get to have all this reatrded power, Nidalee and Diana can 100-0 as junglers, Rengar is still a thing, and yet best bug just keeps taking hits from the nerf bat. Would a buff be so ludicous at this point? At least let evolved spikes proc the passive again, for christ sake. Haven't seen a jungler this gimped since Evelyn. Both times.

>> No.14340117

>>14340092
Im saving this

>> No.14340127

>>14340099
>Lolifying the Pokemon
No

>>14340116
It's weird how they keep nerfing "Muh Evolution" while Rengar is fucking horrifying

>> No.14340134

Uh oh, you're waifu gained 10 kilograms just in her tummy and butt, what do?

>> No.14340136
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14340136

>YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE BROWNIES!
>THERE AREN'T ANY BROWNIES!
Well congratulations anon, you managed to piss her off. What's the next part of your master plan?

>> No.14340139

>>14340136
a nap

>> No.14340140
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14340140

>>14340136
Getting raped. Hard at first, and then gently.

>> No.14340143

>>14340127
>We don't like you having all this potential damage. We're taking most of it out and only making it applicable in hear-impossible scenarios
>But Rengar can still ninja leap onto the back line, triple Q your carry, and roar to survive. No problems there.
>And no, Graves. You still can't have your cigar back.

>> No.14340144

>>14340136
Teach her how to make brownies

>> No.14340146

>>14340136
Wow, if she looks like that after looking for some brownies, I fucked up bad.

Beg for mercy first. If that doesn't work, go find the nearest Ushi-Oni, I guess. She'll probably be more gentle.

>> No.14340147

>>14340136
Just make some brownies.

>> No.14340150

>>14340143
Don't forget AP Rengar which is basically "Roar2win"
>Spoiler
I don't even play League anymore and that still makes me mad

>> No.14340151

>>14340136
Lament the fact that shield hero updates at a snails pace.

>> No.14340152
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14340152

>>14340143
I understand your complaint, but luckily I don't play Rek'Sai.

I just simply spit poison at people and then beam spam them to death.

>> No.14340156

>You forgot something in class so you have to head back to school to grab it
>When you open the door to the classroom you walk in on a monstergirl changing
>It's the president of the Kraken Kuddle Klub
>But thanks to your prime view of the goods, you can see she isn't really a Kraken at all, she's a Cuttlefish
>Rather than be embarrassed, she looks absolutely horrified at having her shameful secret exposed
What do you do?

>> No.14340157

>>14340152
>Rek'Sai
>He can't tell Kha'zix from a pray mantis

>> No.14340159

>>14340156
Kuddlefish, you say? I take pictures and tell her that I'll only keep her secret if she becomes my gopher! Ohohoho!

>> No.14340162

>>14340156
>Kraken Kuddle Klub
>she's a Cuttlefish

So a cuddlefish?

>> No.14340163

>>14340157
Oh.
That thing.
Right.

>> No.14340165

>>14340156
Act like her superior cuddlefish camophagin is on and pretend that I don't see her

>> No.14340166

>>14340092
This pleases me.

>> No.14340169

Gentlemen, how do you improve the Anubis?

>> No.14340171

>>14340162
>Cuttlefish Kraken
>Giving something that big and rapey ninja powers
I would never go near open water again.

>> No.14340172

>>14340169
Great
Stonking
Tits

>> No.14340174

>>14340169
Motor oil.

>> No.14340175

>A monster girl will never tell you that she loves you.

>> No.14340179
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14340179

>>14340169
>Brown
>Big fluffy paws
>Those ! !
>Nice ass
>Perky tits without going infringing on Holst territory
>Haughty tsun that gets flustered by affection
I don't understand the question

>> No.14340180

>>14340136
Show her the door.

>> No.14340184

>>14340179
Coveralls and motor oil, dude.

>> No.14340185

Good night Anons,
take care and remember to not burn down the thread.
Instead you should go to the gym and teach your daughteru the importance of physical fitness.
She can't catch a boy if she can't run for more than five feet.

>> No.14340186

>>14340159
>You take pictures and tell her you'll only keep her secret if she becomes your gopher.
>You finish with an evil ojou-sama laugh that sounds kind of silly coming from a boy.
>Her active camouflage spasms wildly before settling into a dark, random geometric pattern that represents humiliation and fear.
>She chokes out acceptance with tears in her eyes.
>She is too scared to move and vainly tries to preserve what's left of her modesty with her tentacles, but fails because they're much smaller than a Kraken's.

>>14340162
Yes.

>> No.14340187
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14340187

>>14340169
See >>14340179
How do you improve on perfection?

>>14340174
>>14340184
A good outfit though.

>> No.14340188

>>14340186
>too scared to move
Well that's no good, I need her to turn invisible and go snatch some pantsu for me!

>> No.14340189

>>14340187
grease monkey anubis. I like it

>> No.14340191

>>14340187
Could we be blessed with a maid Ryu

>> No.14340193

>>14340092
That was nice
Needs more corruption

>> No.14340201

>>14338441
>>she'd probably applaud Beast for at least trying to improve, but would rape him anyway because she's practically the queen of reverse rape
Or she would look into finding a wizard to make his roulette a reality, getting her one step closer to corrupting us all.

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>>14340191
>Maid Ryu
>Loving and motherly
>Very hands-on with your care
>Wakes you up, dresses you, nurses you when your sick
>Despite her large body, she is surprisingly graceful and gentle
>Keeps the house in perfect order
>A gentle rainfall every now and then keeps the yard & garden looking immaculate
>Lets you use her big coiled body to rest in
>Massaging full-body baths in your custom supersized tub
I want this But only if her uniform is just barely too tight in the chest. I don't want those things being hidden by a poofy maid outfit.

>> No.14340206

>>14340169
Remove the '!!', make her white, take sand out of vagina. Bigger tits and hips.

>> No.14340207

>>14339538
>Worl Fantasy award
>trophy is a little known science fiction author
Wat.

>> No.14340210

>>14340165
>She freezes in fear as you enter the room, but you play it cool and pretend you don't see her.
>A bit late, her camo kicks in and actually makes her hard too see.
>You grab your stuff and head home.
>You notice her watching you the next day at school. She even comes to talk to you a few times, with lame excuses. She's obviously probing.
>You keep up the act and eventually she seems satisfied that you know nothing.

>However, after that, you start noticing blurs following you around.
>You can often make out a faint Cuddlefish outline.
>One day she follows you home from school.
>You try to ignore it.
>You sit down to watch TV but she sits right in front of you, the image from the TV displaying on her skin.
>Then she spreads her tentacles and starts masturbating.
>She's getting off on you watching her!
>Your actions have unintentionally awakened an exhibitionist streak in this fish!
>You try to keep ignoring it but even if you can't see her clearly you can still see the general shape of it.
>And hear it.
>And smell it.
>A raging dragon has risen in your pants.
>As the Cuttlefish build to orgasm you reach your own breaking point.
>You can't take it anymore.
>You stand up and rip off your pants and underwear, exposing the beast.
>Then you grab the shocked girl, bend her over the TV, and fuck her with all of your might.
>Unfortunately, a MASH marathon is on right now, and you end up cumming right in Klinger's mouth.

>> No.14340211

>>14340169
maker her a shortstack.

>> No.14340212

>>14340206
Oh, and give her claws closer to the werewolf, not those giant useless mittens.

>> No.14340217

>>14340210
>>Unfortunately, a MASH marathon is on right now, and you end up cumming right in Klinger's mouth.
How do you manage to ruin everything with one line?

>> No.14340218

>>14340207
>Lovecraft
>Little-known
What the fuck are you smoking, anon?

>> No.14340221

>>14340212
So, you want to essentially fix an anubis by making her into a dire werewolf? Those already exist.

>> No.14340225

>>14340206
>Little known

>> No.14340226

>>14340217
Imagine fucking her while she displays a Victoria's Secret commercial though

>> No.14340228

>>14340218
I'm talking about Butler, who's face will be on the new trophy.

>> No.14340229

>>14340169
You REMOVE them.

>> No.14340234

>>14340221
Hey, still fixing it.

>> No.14340237

>>14340221
I want a dire anubis and dire alice

>> No.14340238

>>14340228
But don't you see anon? Things like popularity and renown aren't important for something like that. There's far more important things like the color of your skin to consider.

>> No.14340239

>>14340228
There's no confirmation about who it will be. Just a note of who the petition wanted. I pray that they'll choose someone with a bit more of an impact on fantasy literature.

>> No.14340242

>>14340238
>>14340239
So is the Cthulhu mythos being removed from existence because Lovecraft thought blackies were a species of ape separate from humans?

>> No.14340244
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>>14340234
Take your slut wolf elsewhere.

>> No.14340253

>>14340242
Not a chance. It's just another one of those "popular facts you didn't know" things to make the rounds like Honey Badgers and other meme nonsense. People still think Thriller is good after Michael Jackson transformed into a youth-obsessed vampire and people will still like Cthulhu.

>> No.14340254

>Waaa, this literary godfather had contemporary ideas now outdated by the times
>Waaaa, racism
>Lets just pick a dude at random based on his skin, he doesn't have to be a good writer.

>> No.14340258
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14340258

Pick one:
1. Maus Meido
2. Ren Xiongmao sensei teaches Kunoichi and Kakuen sexy martial arts
3. Stuff that happens in the Pharaoh's bedchamber

>> No.14340260

>>14340136
Crashing this dimension with no survivors.

>> No.14340261

>>14340258
>2. Ren Xiongmao sensei teaches Kunoichi and Kakuen sexy martial arts

This, Kakuen and Ren Xiongmao need some love.

>> No.14340263
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14340263

>>14340258
Maus meido.

>> No.14340265
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14340265

>>14340254
We've already gone through all this. Scroll back up to see the thread's general consensus about it and by extension progressivism.

>> No.14340266

>>14340253
But if you like it that makes you rayciss! And sexist too, because none of his protagonists were ever black women who don't need no man!

>> No.14340268

>>14340263
Bowties on tails are wonderful.

>> No.14340272

>>14340258
>Pharaoh's bedchamber
>Posts Anubis
Eh?

>> No.14340274

>>14340272
No appropriate pictures of Pharaohs, sorry.

>> No.14340275

>>14340266
Does liking Captain Ahab mean I hate whales too? Cause I do, but only landwhales.

>> No.14340276
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14340276

What monster girl would make the best kohai?

>> No.14340277

>>14340275
No, that doesn't count because Moby Dick was white and hating whites is okay. Also it being a sperm whale is commentary on how men are inherently destructive.

>> No.14340279

>>14340276
I kind of want a Wyvern or Salamander who look up to me despite my ineptitude.

>> No.14340280

>>14340276
A genki Lizard Girl who takes everything too seriously?

>> No.14340281

>>14340263
I'm going to wait until she bends over to dust something and thensniff her!

>> No.14340282
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>>14340274
Darn. I was hoping that you were implying the idea of a naughty Anubis getting laid on her maser's bed. And maybe the Pharaoh finds out and joins in?

>> No.14340283

>>14340281
IT BEGINS.
>>14340282
No, that would be improper!

>> No.14340284

>>14340276
Lich____

>>14340281
>"M-mastah!"

>> No.14340287

>>14340258
Panda.

>> No.14340290

>>14340276
A titty monster CC ara ara witch, studying under me in magic.

>> No.14340294
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14340294

>>14340281
>"You really like huffing mice, don't you master?"

>> No.14340296

>>14340276
Fire rat.

>> No.14340302
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>>14340258
Panda it is, then.

>> No.14340306
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14340306

>>14340281
>"H-Hauuuuu!~"

>> No.14340309

>>14340302
Oh. I'm going to need a lewd name for the temple though.

>> No.14340313

>>14340309
Southern Snake temple.

>> No.14340320

>>14340313
The place that teaches The Art of the Flowing Python?

>> No.14340324

>>14340313
>>14340320
That's silly, Flowing Python will never hit the spot. I'm calling the Temple of Five Nightly Sighs.

>> No.14340327

>>14340282
Another interpretation I could think of would be a new-age male Pharaoh with an Anubis for a queen.

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14340333

>>14340276
>Haughty superiority complex vampire
>She's a year under you
>Has to refer to you as senpai and follow your lead

Some bitches just wanna get noticed the hard way.

>> No.14340337

>>14340282
>"Anubis, on my bed? How could you?"
>"W-Wait my Pharaoh it's not what it lo-"
>"How could you do this without me?"
>"...What?"
>"I mean, I know you've had your eyes on that servant ever since we hired him, but I have needs too! Don't leave me out!"
And then she slams the door behind her, throws off her clothes and jumps into the bed.
Anon was walking with a slight limp the next day, but the Pharaoh and the Anubis were positively glowing.
And hey, he got to wake up to both of them cuddling his arms.

>> No.14340339

>>14340140
ahhhh, ahhhh, my google-fu gives me nothing, source please

>> No.14340340

>>14340337
This servant knows too much. He may never leave the palace again.

>> No.14340342

>>14340333
>She acts superior to Humans, believing herself to be as great as some of the elder Vampires who have been around for centuries.
>She's only been a vampire since last summer break.
>She can't even turn into a bat properly.

>> No.14340343

>>14340342
Fresh converts are always the most zealous.

>> No.14340346
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14340346

Okay, now give me a name fit for a Kakuen.

>> No.14340348

>>14340169
))<>((

>> No.14340350

>>14340346
Goku

>> No.14340351

>>14340346
Sonson?
Tang Mo?

I can't think of any original oriental monkey girl names.

>> No.14340352

>>14340346
Stacy

>> No.14340355

>>14340346
Ass-slap Bongo-badongo.

>> No.14340357

>>14340346
Barack Husein Obama

>> No.14340359

>>14340346
Chi Qi

'Cheeky'

Geddit?!

>> No.14340360

>>14340346
Xiaoyu. Fits with the panda.
>>14340359
This is even better.

>> No.14340363

>>14340359
>Chi Qi
Sounds kind of redundant.
>"Cheeky"
Oh I get it. Done.

>> No.14340365
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14340365

>>14340359
>Chi Qi

>> No.14340371

>>14340365
>Yamcha might have tapped dat
Oh the missed opportunities.

>> No.14340373

>>14340365
Chi Chi as a Minotaur?

Y'know cause she's the daughter of the Ox King?
And also incredibly strong with a violent streak?

>> No.14340376

>>14340371
She was like, half his size. And probably age.

On the other hand, Bulma.
>"Yeah, but unlike Vegeta, you can't prove it!"

>> No.14340378

>>14340340
You act like he wouldn't be named the royal concubine the next day.
That's just a title though, the Pharaoh and the Anubis make sure you know they consider you to be their husband every night.

>> No.14340383

>>14340376
Think about it. Yamcha the Beta gets together with Chi-Chi and gets properly pussy-whipped, but also gets a decent life. Goku gets Bulma and the two have earth-shatteringly good sex and vastly superior babies.

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14340384

>>14340371
Yamcha is popular with the ladies, whether he likes it or not.

>> No.14340388

Is this page running really slowly for anybody else?

>> No.14340390

>>14340283
Ahh, but it's because it's improper that it's so enticing
>The queen is away on business
>Countless days of working to run the palace without relief has left the Anubis frustrated in more ways than one
>As she walks past her Majesty's chambers, she spots a servant tending the room
>Known only to her, this slave is also her secret lover
>Her mind wanders to their last secret encounter, and a heavy blush creeps into her cheeks
>Unable to control herself, she sends the mummy on duty away before quietly slipping into the room, closing the door behind her
>The man barely has time to react before she is upon him, forcing him down onto the enormous bed
>Her mouth finds his and begins to ravish him as her paws move swiftly to undo their clothing
>Pesky garments out of the way, she breaks away and goes down on him
>His body is still warming up but she can't wait, taking his cock in her mouth and licking him to rigidity
>She sucks on his cock like a starved beast, taking him to the back of her throat
>The poor man can barely last and he empties himself, filling her mouth with semen
>She refuses to,let him go until she's swallowed every last drop
>But she's not finished and continues to lick at his member until it is hard once more
>She forces him back on the bed, stradling his waist & teasing the head with her soaked snatch
>She guides his head inside and promptly impales herself on his cock, taking him to the hilt in one swift motion
>She grinds her hips into him a bit, enjoying the full sensation before she begins to ride him mercilessly
>Her tits are bouncing wildly as she fucks her lover, her tongue hanging out & letting the lewdest noises escape as she lost herself to her desire
>The servant comes once more, pumping jet after jet of cum into her hungry womb
>She continues bouncing on his cock as he cums, milking him for all he's worth
>Once he's spent she rolls off him, presenting her firm ass to him now
>Her tail swishes back and forth over it eagerly, cum slowly dripping from her pussy
>She pleads for him to fill her other hole, eagerly fingering it to prepare for him
>He takes his position behind her,her thick hips squeezed tightly in his strong hands
>She buries her face in the sheets as he pushes in, the exquisite fabric muffling howls of lust
>Her lover begins to pound her tight asshole, sending over her cheeks and thighs with each loud clap
>He spanks her as he thrusts, punctuating her moaning with small yips and cries
>He cumas for a third time, filling her guts with steaming hot seed
>They continue to ravish one another for what seems like hours
>It's a scandal. A member of the royal court fucking a lowly servant, and in the queen's own bed no less
>If anyone found out, it would ruin her, but for some reason the idea of being caught right mow only fuels her lust
>Zo great is her desire, she never even notices the spy
>Her Majesty had returned early, and had been watching for some time
>She had considered ending the little tryst, but she also cound the sight quite enjoyable
>Finally, the anubis' lust is sated
>After lyingwith her lover for a while, she attempts to make herself up and slip out
>She runs into her Majesty, and realizing that she must have seen, thinks she's finished
>The queen simply smiles at her
>'My, my. I didn't know you were so worked up. If you needed to relieve yourself, all you had to do was say so.'
>She sends her assistant on her way, a look of surprise on her face
>'Oh, and if you ever have need of my chambers again, do let me know. I'd be more than happy to... accommodate you two.~'
>She flashes a dirty smile at the anubis before shooing out her lover to retire for the night
>Their display had gotten her rather excited, and now she had her own duties to attend to
>As she let her hand drift down between her thighs, her mind wandered to thoughts of her assistant's tryst, and the potential of future encounters.

>> No.14340391

>>14340384
At least he gets some pussy.
Cat loves food, yeah-yeah-yeah

>> No.14340395

>>14340388
Slowly? Not really.

>> No.14340406

>>14340346
Shaniqua

>> No.14340407

>>14340391
I wonder how bummed out he must be, that no matter how much he demands or begs, Puar won't turn into a sexy 11/10 woman for him.

>> No.14340409

>>14340276
A fit alp?

>> No.14340410

>>14340407
Why not? Oolong pleases old men for kamehamehas.

>> No.14340413

>>14340409
>chubby Alp senpai
>fit Alp kouhai
Oh no. What has science done?

>> No.14340416

>>14340413
Created a bizarro counterpart.

>> No.14340419

>>14340413
The ultimate harem of love!

>> No.14340423

>>14340409
You mean Naoki Miki?

>> No.14340431
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>>14340384
Space Monkeys are lewd.

>> No.14340432

>>14340383
That's...just...stupid.

>> No.14340433

>>14340413
I don't know which one I'm supposed to dick!

>> No.14340434

>>14340390
Terribly, terribly, lewd.

>> No.14340436

>>14340432
How is it any more stupid than anything else in Dragon Ball?

>> No.14340440
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>>14340431
Space jinkos > space kakuens

>> No.14340441
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>>14340440
Cats of any kind are better than monkeys of any kind.

>> No.14340443

>>14340441
I'm not sure I want to play rape ball

>> No.14340444

>>14340443
Atta boy!

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>>14340434
That was the goal, happy to see it worked.

Someone else can run with the threesome idea, though. I'm not typing a grrentext wall on my phone a second time.

>> No.14340451
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>>14340440
Space Cats are also lewd.

There's really no escape from this, if you go out into space, be prepared for some bestial loving.

Humans will be new to the rest of the Galaxy, being on the fringe of it, every girl will want to know how well they perform in sex.

>> No.14340466

>>14340451
Post the rest.

>> No.14340467

Duck Girl with a Leek when?

>> No.14340469

>>14340444
I need an adult

>> No.14340470

>>14340467
That idea sounds kind of far-fetched if you ask me.

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14340471

>>14340469
They are adults.

>> No.14340472

>>14340466
Not a lot of images left, so I'll use imgur.

http://imgur.com/1plRtui
http://imgur.com/K83BdUW

>> No.14340477

>Be single man living in MGC
>The most racist lad in town
>Go to the grocery store to buy more of my favorite lemon flavored biscuits
>Insult a few Monoeyes and a Centaur on the way there
>As soon as I enter the store I file a complain about how many MGs there are inside and how they are ruining my customer experience
>Walking towards the sweets alley when I trip onto a Lamia's tail and fall flat on my face
>My nose is bleeding but even worst, that saucy Kakuen from two blocks down grabs all the lemon biscuits and gives me a smug smile before leaving
>Stand up and start unleashing on the Lamia, call her a cheeky cunt and push her around
>Tell her how Lamias are the absolute worst with their fat tails that take all the place
>Threaten to call the cops unless she compensates me for the fall and the biscuits
>She begins hissing but she can't touch me because of human privilege, bully her even harder
>The hissing multiplies as I notice that her hair is made out of snakes
>Shout how disgusting she is with snakes coming out of her head
>She stares at me and opens her eyes wide, a flash comes out from them
>The hissing stops and she slithers away
>Reach for my phone to call the cops when I lose control over my body
>From the extremities inwards, all my body turns into stone
>All of it except for my eyes and my groin
>Unable to move or even ask for help, I stand there looking around
>That damn Kakuen comes back, she puts a $0.99 tag on my torso and laughs her ass off
>Minutes later a Ushi-Oni grabs and buys me
>She puts me over her shoulder and walks out of the store
>I spot the Kakuen eating my biscuits in the distance
>She waves goodbye at me
>Do the only thing I can do
>Begin crying

>> No.14340478
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14340478

Line 271, lewd training begins!

http://pastebin.com/JbS3USE1

>> No.14340479

I want to snuggle and kiss an Elf

>> No.14340480

>>14340477
You've got strange fetishes, Anon.

>> No.14340484

>>14340478
Chi Qi is unbearably lewd.

And I love it.

>> No.14340487

>>14340484
She's a Rape Ape.

>> No.14340489

>>14340477
>Can't harm humans
>Can turn them into stone
wut

>> No.14340492

>>14340489
They're not hurting him.

>> No.14340498

>>14340492
So it;s not illegal to walk up to random people on the street and knock them out with a rag of chloroform, and gently lower them to the ground? Because I'm not hurting them? Or dump some liquid nitrogen on them, once they're numbed, freezing their bodies, but not hurting them?

>> No.14340501

>>14340498
It's not illegal to get someone to stop fucking with you within reason. The emo will be fine.

>> No.14340502

>>14340480
Come on, are you going to tell me that you don't want be a Ushi-Oni's living dildo?

Heh, right

>> No.14340505

>>14340501
>Permanently turning them into a vegetable
>Within reason
'kay, edgemeister.

>> No.14340508

>>14340505
It would have been aggravated assault at the least in any case, the same way you can't just punch someone in the face for being a dick to you and calling you names.

>> No.14340510

>>14340508
I know it's a lot to ask, but I wish anon would address the logical inconsistencies in his bullshit.

>> No.14340511

>>14340505
You do know the medusa's curse can wear off or be cured, right?

>> No.14340512

>>14340510
Maybe he would if the whole thing wasn't constructed more to provoke a reaction from the audience than be a good idea. He's already succeeded in what he set out to do. So just don't worry about it, same as brass knuckles and centipede.

>> No.14340514

>>14340511
Black eyes heal, too.

>> No.14340518

>>14340511
The psychological scars will never go away

>> No.14340519
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14340519

Stop fighting maybe?

>> No.14340521

>>14340511
Had to double check the profile, but you're still vegetablising some one for days at least. She can't reverse the spell because the Ushi took him. Also, he's still a human. Isn't buying him for $0.99 human trafficking and slavery? Dude is going to make a mint out of the entire shop franchise, end up loaded as fuck, and just a racist if not more so. Plus the mental damages.

>> No.14340525

>>14340478
>alp will never write about a succubi trying to cure a terrified man of his fear of monstergirls.

Why did I even wake up this morning?

>> No.14340527

>>14340525
>alp will never write
I wish

>> No.14340530

>>14340527
>alp
Why

>> No.14340534

>>14340440
>tfw I waifud Aisha when I was still to young to know what a waifu was.

I regret nothing!

>> No.14340537
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14340537

>>14340534
BIG FAT CAT TATS!
>>14340527
You don't need to read it so what does it matter?

>> No.14340540

>>14340534
mine was Sasami from Tenchi Muyo!
>do goddesses count as MGs?

>> No.14340544

I want to be the heir to old and respected noble family that lost most of its power and wealth when its domain was conquered by a powerful ElfWight queen.

I want to be married off to said queen to give her rule legitimacy in exchange for saving my family from penniless obscurity.

I want her to do her best to make me comfortable, if not happy, despite our loveless political marriage, because she has a soft spot for young men like me.

I want to maintain a cordial but distant relationship with her while secretly seducing her most important allies and subverting her authority with her military through the use of planted rumors and carefully planned interactions with her monstergirl soldiers and commanders, with the purpose of winning me their affection and making them pity my sad plight.

I want my supporters to stage an insurrection that topples her rule and puts me on the throne as a beloved figurehead, with most of the power in the hands of the leaders of the revolt.

I want to show up at the Queen's trail, and shock everyone by begging for her life to be spared.

I want my impassioned words to eventually secure her release.

I want to smuggle her out of the capitol, to the camp of her loyalist commanders.

I want provide them with all the inside information they need to retake the city and crush the rebels in a bloody purge.

And when, at the end of it all, my Waightfu asks me, "Why?" I want to say, "I needed something to do. Do you have any idea how fucking boring my life is?"

I want to have disturbingly vigorous and sweaty sex with her when this response soaks her panties. I want to rule side by side with her after this, in sickeningly sweet mutual deredere mode.

>> No.14340547

>Check Monster Girl Wordpress
>ELH brags about how hyped he is for Fallout 4
I'm disgusted.

>> No.14340549

>>14340547
Why? People like Fallout. I mean I'm not getting it, but most people like it, right?

>> No.14340551

>>14340544
>killing people who trusted and respected you because you wanted to fuck the woman who ruined your life

You are no man. At least you'll fit in with the rest of high society though.

>> No.14340552

>>14340549
And most people like Big Bang Theory, whats your point?

>> No.14340553

>>14340540
blue loli? I never liked her. Don't really know why.

>> No.14340554

>>14340549
I think he's complaining more about it devolving from a repository and record of Monster Girl Content, into some autist's personal blog.

>> No.14340555

>>14340552
I just don't get why you take issue with people liking things you don't like.
>>14340554
Now this I could understand.

>> No.14340556

>>14340525
>cure a terrified man of his fear of monstergirls

That's an interesting concept but it's so easy to ruin it, especially if the MG chosen for it is a Succubus or any aggressive MG for that matter

He would have to get used to their presence and try to understand them to get over his phobia, having a sex crazed MG willing to rape him 24/7 is probably not the best way to do that

However, the man getting over his fears and the Succubus trying to control her desire while helping him might turn out be a great dynamic

A lot of potential but a story like this requires a very good character development

>> No.14340557

>>14340551
I killed people who trusted and respected me because I was bored. The fucking was an unintended consequence.

>> No.14340558

>>14340547
>A person talks about his personal life, on his personal website.
So? It's always been a personal blog.

>> No.14340561

>>14340555
>I just don't get why you take issue with people liking things you don't like.
>This coming from /mgt/

>> No.14340563

>>14340553
shut up I was 12 and she was cute, I didn't choose her as a waifu it just sort of happened

>> No.14340564

>>14340558
This. LDR used to do the same thing. Not that I approve exactly, but as long as it's mostly content it doesn't bother me.

>> No.14340565

>>14340561
The fact is that I don't understand it.

>> No.14340566

>>14340557
I thought psychopaths weren't loved by monstergirls. In any case you'd be outed as a shit ruler for doing that.

>> No.14340568

>>14340565
Fallout is pretty good if you like Mad Max and old pulp fiction though.

>> No.14340569
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>>14340547
Speaking of which, watching the fallout (pun intended) and the Bethesdrones has been fun. I bet this picture would get a few neet wocks and gazers wet.

>> No.14340572

>>14340556
>all succubi have to be mindless rape machines
What about a nice shy one who is heartbroken that the nice guy she loves more than anything in the world fears her?

>> No.14340573
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>>14340564
Not like it was unrelated to the concept of a MGT repository. It wasn't "I have fallout 4 woo fuckin' hoo" It was "I have fallout 4, this will affect my ability to make note of all the updates I might miss" Which, you know, is cool. Now we know why certain updates might go unnoticed.

>> No.14340574

>>14340569
Wait. It came out today? I wonder when the pirate version comes out.

>> No.14340577

>>14340557
>treating the population like playthings
You might want to look up the French Revolution. I don't want to completely spoil the ending, but the rich assholes who tried fucking with the commoners didn't do so well.

>> No.14340579

>>14340568
What's that got to do with what I said?

>> No.14340580

>>14340577
But those rich asholes just weren't rich or asshole enough.

>> No.14340582

>>14340569
Is it that bad? I want to know how much of the shit I've heard is trolling and how much is genuinely Bethesda fucking up.

>> No.14340583

>>14340577
It' s a good thing he's not french then.

>> No.14340584

>>14340577
>>14340580
Also they were replaced by new rich assholes. It's the circle of life!

>> No.14340586

>>14340582
I'm willing to say, without ever playing it, that it's more of the same, just like Bethesda's other games. If you liked the previous games, you'll like this, and vice versa.

>> No.14340588

>>14340582
First of all, it's Bethesda, so it's a buggy and unfinished mess.
Secondly, the story is fucking retarded and the graphics are Xbox 360 tier.

>> No.14340589

>>14340574
I'm waiting for all three DLC and the bucket load of skimpy and lewd mods. Hopefully the progress made with skyrim in lewd mechanics flows over into f4.

>> No.14340592

>>14340582
Yes it's bad, it was bad from the moment they showed the shit dialogue system, VAs, and removal of skills. Also shit PC port. And it just gets worse, not to mention the lore rape.

There's a part where you go into someone's memories. And there's teleportation. And the Golden gate Bridge is still up. It's really bad.

>> No.14340595

>>14340592
>And there's teleportation. And the Golden gate Bridge is still up
What's wrong with that, lorewise?

>> No.14340596

>>14340580
>thinking money will help you against assassination once you become an insane murdering tyrant
>forgetting that your guards and staff will all have families out there
>families your douchebaggery will be affecting
I mean, you already seem to have a massive ego, which means you're just going to be easier to topple.

>> No.14340599

>>14340592
>go into someone's memories
>teleportation
>Golden gate Bridge is still up
I don't see why any of these is in any way a bad thing compared to what has been in Fallout before. Sure you're not just hating on things for the sake of hating?

>> No.14340604
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14340604

If you're going to talk about Fallout, at least try to make it about MGs.

>> No.14340605

>>14340596
>Pay the assassins twice as much to assassinate the people who want to assassinate you.
>Pay for your guards and staff to have families sheltered in safety
>Pay crazy good priests to indoctrinate their families religiously
Money nigger. There is literally nothing it cannot solve, if you have enough of it.

>> No.14340608

>>14340605
And then came a man of conviction and killed the tyrant, losing his own life in the process.

>> No.14340610

>>14340608
Damn. Looks like I need to buy a new body double.

>> No.14340614

>>14340610
Joke's on you, you're just the double who has been hypnotized to believe he's the big boss!

>> No.14340616

who would you rather have help you in the wastelands?
>a really hyper kobold that helps you track objectives and can find you ammo
>a super Ogre girl who can obliterate your enemies with one swipe of her minigun
>your (human)childhood friend who likes the brotherhood of steel

>> No.14340617

>>14340610
I'm wondering why you're so set on being a prick towards your own people. Its like a golden rule in the setting that actual monsters don't get loved.

>> No.14340618

>>14340616
I want my Alp scientist with a dark past, thank you.

>> No.14340621

>>14340617
I'm not the original guy, I just quipped in with the whole french revolution thing, and how they just weren't rich or assholy enough

>> No.14340626

>>14340616
I'll take the Deathclaw underdog with a grudge against the Alpha who she lost against and who forced her to submit or leave.

>> No.14340629

>>14340616
I'd kill myself. A post nuclear world wouldn't be worth living in.
>people use to want to live in shelters to survive a nuclear war
Wonderful, stuck in a box for the majority of your life and emerge into a lawless hellhole. I'd rather just make for the nearest city center once the sirens start.

>> No.14340630
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14340630

I had no idea how to end this, but I dint want to leave it unfinished.

http://pastebin.com/8atLkWye

>> No.14340631

>>14340630
*Didn't

>> No.14340632
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14340632

Pegasus-chan is a wonderful mount! Take her for a ride and see!

>> No.14340633
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>>14340595
>Whats wrong with teleportation
Science isn't magic and how can anyone not think it's retarded

>Golden gate Bridge
Cracked up in Fallout 2 and fallen. Looks just fine now.

>>14340599
Yeah man, I only hate the terrible writing, lore rape, the implausibility of stupid shit they threw in there (Like the Church of Atom being in Boston despite their whole small religion centered around one bomb in a town all the way in DC and can also somehow live in a high radiation area and not ghoul-ify because "muh religion"), the dumbing down and removal of countless things like karma, skills, and a decent dialogue system, repetitive quests and drastic rise in unkillable NPCs because I'm just a hater and Fallout 4 is perfection. I know this isn't the place for it, but still.

To get back on Monster Girls, Levia-san is the best teacher, and I want to be her pupil!

>> No.14340635

>>14340632
isn't she a cursed mount though?
>I don't want a pegasus waifu

>> No.14340638

>>14340630
>Alp will never write a story abo-
Woah there, wait. You aren't Alp!

>> No.14340639

>>14340629
That's not the spirit of an American! Did you forget that we'll have a ratio of 10 women to each man so we can breed quickly and prevent the Reds from leaving a mineshaft gap?

>> No.14340641

>>14340629
then there's this guy

>> No.14340644

>>14340635
>ぽんこつにされがちなバフォメットだけど、メラを撃ったらメラゾーマの威力が出るくらいには強いんやで!
>It 's been prone Baphomet is to crock, much to the strong do Ya get out the power of Merazoma When you shot the camera!
Okay either KC's been doing drugs or google translate it being hilarious. What the hell is he on about?

>> No.14340645

>>14340633
>dumbing down
Karma was always shit anyway.
>>14340638
This is the future you chose.

>> No.14340646

>>14340633
>Science isn't magic and how can anyone not think it's retarded

Its fallout. All the science is based on retarded 1950's sci fi ideas.

>> No.14340649

>>14340630
Seems like a happy ending to me.
>>14340646
M-muh realism!

>> No.14340651

>>14340629
>stuck in a box for the majority of your life
Sounds like being a NEET or office worker to me, a post nuclear world doesn't seem so bad.

>> No.14340652

>>14340641
Don't act like there isn't truth to my words. Power fantasies aside, you wouldn't want to live in a post apocalyptic world.

>> No.14340655

>>14340525
Anon, please. Don't encourage him to start more stuff before he finishes the already ongoing ones.

>> No.14340659

>>14340649
>M-muh realism!
I think we have a few wires crossed here. I wasn't complaining about, I was only pointing out that Fallout has NEVER been hot on the science issue, so complaining about teleports is pointless.

>> No.14340661

>>14340652
Japan is a post-apocalyptic world and they ended up making all the things we love.
>>14340655
>Alp
>finishing anything
Bwahahaha!
Oh wait, you're serious! Let me laugh even harder!
BWAAHAHAHAH!

>> No.14340662

>>14340632
Can you assure my safety is I get the sudden urge to fondle her tits while we are soaring through the sky?

>> No.14340663

>>14340659
And I was making of the guy you were arguing with, don't worry.

>> No.14340665

>>14340662
No but by the time that happens, I'll be gone with your money, and that's cutting my own throat.

>> No.14340669

>>14340663
Making fun*

>> No.14340671

>>14340652
yeah I would, it would be a hard life but it would be an honest one

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>>14340630
That's a thought
Echidna's can disquise themselves as human right?
so then merse can look human again any time she wants, solving the problem about people liking human merse more.

>> No.14340677

>>14340638
Is this a thing I missed?

chips are pasta! so says captcha!

>> No.14340690

>>14340645
I really want to see someone argue how Fallout 4 isn't dumbing down despite all the stuff they cut and how the game is less of a RPG and more of a FPS. I really do want to see that.

>>14340646
>>14340649
>>14340663
>If it's mildly fantasy, anything goes! Who needs boundaries?
Regardless of all the points I made against FO4 it's odd that's the one you guys want to argue but whatever. It's your money you're blowing, you do whatever.

>> No.14340692

>>14340690
>I really want to see
No, I have no intention of arguing with you. I will repeat that karma was shit though.
>It's your money you're blowing
But I'm not buying it, anon. I said that already.

>> No.14340695

>>14340690
I've always disliked Fallout, even back when it was good. It just wasn't my sort of thing.

>> No.14340699

>>14340630
The way you describe clashing in the fight reminds me of the struggle moments in sengoku basara

>> No.14340700
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/v/ pls go. I offer up this Oni for molestation.

>> No.14340703
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>>14335688
>The triggering this caused among insecure faggots having their tough guy fantasy ruined

Should probably save this one, seems to hit all the spots when it comes to bringing out the butthurt in people insecure about themselves.

>> No.14340710

>>14340630
I was wondering where you was.
what took you so long?

>> No.14340711

>>14340703
I'm with you on this, but why did you feel the need to bring it up again after all this time?

>> No.14340712

>>14340710
Blogshit and procrastination
why, what did I miss?

>> No.14340716

>>14340674
Plenty of MGs can disguise themselves as human

But I wonder how comfortable they are when doing so and how hard it is to maintain

>> No.14340719

>>14340703
Why are you bringing this up up again?
It's not even that funny.

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>>14340700
I prefer my Onis to be more colourful.

>> No.14340721

>>14340716
Doppels probably have no trouble with it whatsoever.

>> No.14340725

>>14335688
This was nice, I love it.

>> No.14340726

>>14340630
>I want to get rid of the bracelet!
>nevermind, I just married her anyway!
>dude in my team just married a random assassin too!
The issue lies in the timeskip. You have a massive change of heart and its hand waved away by saying its been two years. What changed in that time? How did he fall in love with her? Why did Dave just go "welp, a Lizardman likes me, guess I have to marry her now"? You're almost got another story in this alone.

You're improving, Beast, but there's still a way to go.

>> No.14340728

>>14340720
Gimme Blue. She looks like the shy, affectionate type.

>> No.14340730

>>14340703
People get ass blasted over the dumbest things, dominant monsters like Hellhounds and Ushis are popular and people even get mad when they're not written as such.

But Amazons? Always find a way to bring out the whiny faggots.

>> No.14340732

>>14340726
understood
I guess I just got annoyed at the "WIP" and wanted to end it.

still
>You're almost got another story in this alone.
That's got me thinking.

>> No.14340736

>>14340730
>But Amazons? Always find a way to bring out the whiny faggots.
Are you really suprised? They are basically tumblrs' wet dream.

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>>14340720
colorful?

>> No.14340739

>>14340736
Not him, but I don't go on tumblr so explain.

>> No.14340740

>>14340736
They've been objects of sexual desire since as long as they were a thing, tumblr would hate that.

>> No.14340742

>>14340736
But amazons like men.

>> No.14340743

>>14340721
Yeah, it definitely depends on the species, Doppelgangers being the absolute master of it

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>>14340737
I want the green one in the top left corner.

>> No.14340747

>>14340732
Not gonna lie beast, some of your endings feel rushed or at least more can be done with them.

>> No.14340748

>>14340742
Yeah, they wike the widdle cutiepies so much!

>> No.14340750

>>14340740
Pretty sure they'd love the matriarchy aspect.

>> No.14340751

>>14340739
Tumblur=Muh women/SJW topic of the week empowerment: the site.

>> No.14340752

>>14340750
They'd probably like most monster girls for being strong and in control, we don't let that stop us from enjoying them do we?

Although we find lots of other creative ways to not have fun as it is.

>> No.14340754

>>14340748
I know, aren't they great?

>> No.14340755

>>14340747
Like what? apart from this one, obviously.

>> No.14340758

>>14340752
>we don't let that stop us from enjoying them do we?
It might. I'd rather have nothing than share it with those tumblr fucks.

>> No.14340759

>>14340747
This. You have some nice ideas, but you need to learn how to flesh them out, and how to make a satisfying ending.
All the elements were there, you just need to put them all together.

>> No.14340761

>>14340759
I see
you think I should revamp the ending again when I have the time?

>> No.14340765

>>14340751
Really, that's only a tiny fraction of the site. Most of it is art and porn blogs.

Sadly, what you said is what its reputation is. Even if SJW-types are the utter minority in the long run, they sure can kick up an annoying racket.

>> No.14340768

>>14340761
Just take it easy if you do.
you've got one of the few echidna green texts around, a few more paragraphs to show Anon and Dave get close to the girls and it should be solid.

don't rush it, that's your main problem.

>> No.14340788

>>14340765
>Most of it is art and porn blogs.
Sadly the vocal types make every site stand out.

Autistic sonic fans on deviantart, SJWs on tumblr and when people hear 4chan they automatically assume /b/ or /v/ in most cases. None of them really represent the site as a whole, it's sad in tumblr's case too because if you can put up with wading though a little shit there's some really nice art hidden in there.

>> No.14340796

>>14340633
>Science isn't magic
It is if your science is primitive towards what is being shown.

>Machine to bend space and punch a hole through it, arriving on the other side in a different spot.

>>14340788
>in tumblr's case too because if you can put up with wading though a little shit there's some really nice art hidden in there.
Why not just wade through pivix?

>> No.14340799

>>14340768
okay, I'll work to fill in the blanks.
It should be done for real later this week.

>> No.14340803

Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your ears! I just saw the cartoon version of Soul Music, and Death was riding a magical motorcycle and played a mean guitar to defeat some musical abomination from beyond reality, and now I want YOU to gather the most METAL Monster Girls together to form a strong alliance, and the world's most awesome band!

>> No.14340806

>>14340796
>Why not just wade through pivix?
Going through both every so often is a good idea.

Pixiv is actually the opposite though, it gets a good reputation due to a lot of people being too lazy to make an account and instead rely on others posting the good stuff to imageboards or boorus. It actually has a ton of awful stuff that never gets talked about.

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>>14340806
Talking of pixiv, even more Gazer.
http://i.imgur.com/jb8YTdF.jpg
There's also an imageset of an Alice getting dicked.

>> No.14340815

>>14340811
Gazer a lewd.

>> No.14340817
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14340817

I want to come home for Thanksgiving Break on a cold november day and then just put on some comfy clothes and cuddle with pajama Gazer while we watch some weird stuff on Netflix.

>> No.14340823

>>14340811
>There's also an imageset of an Alice getting dicked.
Link?

>> No.14340827

>>14340823
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53498953
>Her eyes in that second image

>> No.14340828

>>14340799
you don't need to add that much
just flesh out the change of heart, that will appease most people.

>> No.14340833

>>14340817
>the room is dim and gray, as is the light outside
>the strong wind beating against the window provides a soothing if not spooky ambiance
>you're laying out on your big Persian carpet, in front of the TV, you've set up lots of blankets and pillows too
>you hand Gazer the PS3 controller as she browses through Netflix
>She stops on one and turn to you, smiling
>"Nah, we've seen that one."
>She keeps clicking around looking for something
>She suddenly starts up a documentary on ancient aliens
>"Works for me."
>You wrap you arms around her and pull her close, holding the top of her head under your chin
>she nuzzles into you and gets small, pushing her little rubbery feet into your stomach

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>>14340833
This is exactly what I need in my life right now, why are Gazers so perfect?

>> No.14340842

>>14340838
They see you for who you are.

>> No.14340860

>>14340811
Did I inspire him to draw more Gazer when I asked him for that picture?

>> No.14340862

>>14340842
Really though, Gazers seem like the perfect girls for cuddling. They're insecure to the point they have to hypnotize a guy into liking them because of their appearance and completely turn to mush if the guy liked how they looked in the first place.
Girls like that would be melt in your arms if you hugged them.

>> No.14340863

>>14340862
I want to hold a warm little Gazer close and rustle her messy, silk black hair!

>> No.14340864

>>14340862
Yes. Hugging her when she least expects it and she curls up in your arms.

>> No.14340867

>>14340862
If a girl isn't big, tall, and soft, then she isn't perfect for cuddling. the best to cuddle is a tall, powerful girl who'll hold you tight and make you feel safe in her arms, and has just the right amount of chub to be soft to your touch and wonderful to cuddle.

A Gazer is small, short, and frail. But I suppose in the end the girl you want to cuddle matters not, what really makes for quality cuddles is whether you love her and she loves you. Even stinky girls can be nice to cuddle.

>> No.14340868

>>14340860
Good job if you did, him and Monorus do the best Gazers.

>> No.14340871

>>14340867
So, what you're saying is lazy jinkos.

>> No.14340873

>>14340867
there's a difference between good for cuddling you and good for being cuddled.

>> No.14340874
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>>14340867
You fool, a girl with a short and frail frame is perfect for cuddling.

Imagine a Gazer seated in your lap and leaning into your chest as you wrap your arms around her, occasionally kissing her on the head and listening to her contented sighs.

>> No.14340875

>>14340433
You must dick them both, Anon. It's the only way to be sure you made the right choice.

>> No.14340876

>>14340874
On top of that, Gazers are also apparently powerful magic users, so I suppose they could make you feel safe in that sense.

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>>14340871
House Cat Jinkos, Chubwocks, Healthhounds, those kinds of girls.

>>14340874
But imagine laying in bed, up against your loving tall waifu, nestled close to each other. She holds you close to her body with one hand, while stroking your head with her other, giving you that feeling of security and love, that nothing can hurt you in that moment, not as long as you're with her. And slowly falling asleep, clinging to her warm body.

>> No.14340889

Hey /mgt/
how are you on this fine Wednesday noon?

>> No.14340892

>>14340889
I've been up all night writing a eulogy for a funeral today.

>> No.14340893

>>14340889
>noon
It's 6 am nigga. I'm just waiting for it to be work time, although I'm not sure if I even have it because it's Vateran's day here.

>> No.14340894

>>14340862
I'm no monofag, but the thought of taking a big unwanted gazer, sitting her in my lap and having her eye talks wrap around me, and holding her as she buries her face in my chest sounds positively heartwarming.

>> No.14340896

>>14340893
Well its midday in london, we just had our remembrance day silence.

>> No.14340898

>>14340811
I want to share pocky with a Gazer, biting on the other end of the stick and slowly nibbling my way towards her while fixated on her beautiful eye.

Best MGE.

>> No.14340902

>>14340878
Big girls and small girls are equally loveable.
>>14340889
Waiting on torrents to finish so I can play a shitty grindfest without interuptions. ToS has enough lag right now as it is without the downloads going.

>> No.14340903

>>14340736
Not even close. Amazons would fucking hate them.

>> No.14340904

>>14340889
Reading my weekly capeshit at 6 AM in the morning on a day off. Feels good man.

>> No.14340905

>>14340896
do you wear the poppy?

>> No.14340906

All this Gazer love is giving me a heart attack.
I think I'm going to get diabetes.

>> No.14340908

>>14340906
Have fun I guess.

>> No.14340909

>>14340906
Gazers are popular, and that's a good thing!

>> No.14340913

>>14340889
I'm playing Mass Effect 2 for the first time!

>> No.14340914

>>14340905
No, never have money when they are selling them

>> No.14340915

I want to pinch a Gazer's nips and see what comes out!

>> No.14340917

>>14340915
Is Pepsi okay?

>> No.14340918

>>14340903
>SJWs meet Amazons
>They start spewing shit about how it's nice to see strong women who are in control
>The Amazons ask the SJWs what kind of techniques they use to make their men satisfied
>The SJWs are horrified and the Amazons are left confused
>"How can you call yourself strong women if you don't use that strength to make babies?"
>That night, tumblr is full of posts about how Amazons are victims of the patriarchy
>The Amazonz don't care, they're happy in their tents getting their fill of semen

>> No.14340919

>>14340917
W-what? How would that work? I just wonder if she would lactate Gazer gel.

>> No.14340922

>>14340913
Baby reaper

>> No.14340927

>>14340919
That wouldn't be good for feeding infants though.
Unless it is extremely nutritious.
Quick, lets steal some gel off a gazer and try tasting it.

>> No.14340928

>>14340927
Let's just lick a gazer's feet to find out.

>> No.14340929

>>14340922
I have no idea what that is! All I know is that my delicious brown earthborn Shepard has a nice tushy and she doesn't afraid of anything!

>> No.14340930

>>14340927
Quick lads! Tie her up and suckle her eye-stalks!

>> No.14340931

>>14340889
Wondering why the hell I'm awake at 6:45am.

>> No.14340933

>>14340913
Would you be scared of a golem that says "I am assuming assuming direct control"?

>> No.14340934

>>14340929
It's the final boss :^)
>not playing as male shep to get that sweet Quarian pussy

>> No.14340937
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>> No.14340938

>>14340930
Yes sir!
>>14340934
>sweet Quarian pussy
I have no idea what that is!

>> No.14340939

>>14340938
Have you never played the first game?

>> No.14340941

>>14340934
Tali a best.

>> No.14340945
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>>14340941
I know its mean but this comic is stuck in my head when it comes to tali.

>> No.14340949

>>14340918
Some one edit that pic of the dude on the street messing with the other dude who then goes home and shitposts about how well they owned the dude on the street.

>> No.14340951

>>14340937
>not saving Ash
>VGCats
I don't know which one pisses me off more.

>> No.14340952

>>14340945
I don't get the joke. Isn't she pretty as fuck under that helmet? Or was this done before they knew what her face looked like?

>> No.14340953

>>14340951
I always hated the hate she got.
>She's a Christian, they're all crazy and racist haha that's why you should pick her to be the one who dies!

>> No.14340956

>>14340952
>her face

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>>14340952
pretty sure it was done before the reveal.

>> No.14340959

>>14340951
I saved Ash, I thought kaidan was a little creepy, cant remember why.

>> No.14340961

>>14340957
Right that makes more sense.

>> No.14340962

>>14340952
She is pretty. Officially. Because they just lazily googled some model, applied a filter to a random pic of her, and said "There, that's what she looks like."

One of the more minor slights of Mass Effect 3. One of a long, laundry list.

>>14340957
See, I wouldn't have minded how lazy the effects were, if they hadn't been so lazy even in choosing a pic to apply those effects to. I mean, couldn't they have at least gone with her actress or something? She's actually pretty cute.

>>14340953
Comparatively, one of the things ME3 did right was make Ashley fun to hang out with. Meanwhile Kaidan was just there for homoeroticism.

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Hey, were we talking about gazer, cuddling them and suckling on whatever they lactate?

>> No.14340964

>>14340957
>Photoshopped stock photo pulled from Google
Still angry.

>> No.14340965

>>14340953
Given the choice, I always save the woman.

Must be because of muh soggy knee.

>>14340959
It's probably the face.

>> No.14340968

>>14340963
I want my Alice Imouto to cook for me!

>> No.14340970

>>14340939
No, I only picked this up because it cost 4.50 in a bargain bin.

>> No.14340971

>>14340963
Yes.
I want to be a butler for a rich, shut-in himedere Gazer who still lives with her mother!
I want to soften her up and help her become a proper lady!

>> No.14340974

>>14340970
>playing ME 2 without importing your save
What is wrong with you?

>> No.14340975
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14340975

Have you prepared for best day of the month?

>> No.14340985

>>14340971
>>14340963
>be a live in butler for a rich Gazer
>you cook her meals almost daily
>she has a crush on you
>one day she insists to cook for you instead, as a showing of love

>> No.14340986

>>14340975
It was Remembrance Day today, but surely you must mean something else.

>> No.14340989

>>14340985
What do Gazers even eat?

>> No.14340990

>>14340974
I see absolutely no reason to care this much, especially when I know everything in the games boils down to choosing what color of explosion you get in the end.

>> No.14340991

>>14340989
Souls

>> No.14340994
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>>14340975

>> No.14340997

>>14340990
>missing out on all of the characterisation in the first game
>not knowing any of the meetings in the second game won't have the same impact if you don't know the characters

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>>14340136

>> No.14341004

Collector girl?

>> No.14341011

>>14341000
>file name
I'm surprised I haven't seen a mech girl version of 9ball

>> No.14341012
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>>14340989
Shark teeth, biting into burg, salty and savory juice dribbling down her ashy chin

passing you some fires, then wiping her hands and taking a sip of Coke ZERO™

>> No.14341013

>>14340990
That's in Mass Effect 3 though. Everything amounts to nothing in Mass Effect 3.

Mass Effect 2 is actually good at what they claimed to be aiming for. The only real complaint people have with it is your typical middle-entry cliffhanger ending. Which, personally, I never minded much.

>> No.14341014

>>14340989
Dick.

>> No.14341015

>>14340997
I see no reason to care this much, especially etc.

>> No.14341016

>>14341012
Disgusting.

>> No.14341020

>>14341015
>missing out on a whole game worth of broing it up with Garrus
>not getting to romance Liara
You're not living your life correctly!

>> No.14341022
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>>14341011
Well now you have.
and as mech-girls are not monsters, lets just say she's a highly advanced golem

>> No.14341023

>>14341016
you're gay

>> No.14341025

>>14341023
NO U

>> No.14341026

>>14341020
I see no reason to etc. Is any of this getting through to you? I have yet to become invested in any of this to the point where that would matter. Especially when I know how it ends.

>> No.14341032

>>14341026
You know how ME 3 ends. ME 3 was a mistake.
The first ME was a good game and introduces most of the most important characters in the series.

>> No.14341038

>>14341022
what is Nine ball and why is it important?

>> No.14341039

>Is it was the day of Pocky today is ...! (Ignorance) and the healthy look and Gaither body line is erotic cute, handsome is Apparently act in poses Yara composition even look, anyway Yara Urumi pupil erotic!

Translation murdering the message aside, it seems KC really enjoyed the Gazer. He's been tweeting a lot today, it wouldn't hurt to be hopeful about a new girl right?

>> No.14341040

>>14341032
You're not a good salesman, anon. I'd post something silly but we're almost out of images and only on page 9.

>> No.14341044
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14341044

>>14341039
>Gaither

>> No.14341046

>>14341038
Nine ball is a boss in the armoured core series know to be powerful as fuck.
Its like the Lu bu of AC, when it appears, shits about to go down.

>> No.14341049

>>14341040
The first game sets up the conflict for both subsequent games and introduces most relevant characters. Also I think you get that asshole Wreav instead of Wrex, who was also a great bro.

>> No.14341050

>Be a Wizard seeking for more power
>Studied for years to attain a high level
>Travelling around the world to find an extremely powerful MG to marry
>Won't settle for any less than Lilim, Pharaoh or Ryu
>Visit many demon realms, pyramids and temples
>Always get rejected for various reasons
>Lilims either want heroes or are already married
>Pharaohs marry whoever awakened them or are too busy rebuilding their nation
>Ryus prefer to marry within their communities when they're not already engaged
>Still not losing hope and keep searching
>Walking through a forest on my way to the next demon realm
>Find a lonely, crying Goblin sitting on a tree trunk
>Go up to her and ask what's wrong
>She sobs that she is lost and that her group left her behind
>Pat her head and tell her that everything is going to be fine
>Hate wasting mana but she needs help
>Cast a spell of clairvoyance to detect any lifeforms within a large radius
>Easily find the group, they are pretty far away
>Pull her by the hand and order her to follow me
>She resists, she's so physically strong I can't even budge her a single inch
>Get on my knee and calmly tell her eye to eye that I know where her companions are because I am a super wizard
>Her face lights up, she hugs me with joy, nearly crushing my ribs in the process
>We have a nice and long talk while jogging to where her friends are
>Her name is Niva, she's actually an adult despise her childish attitude and appearance
>She asks me many questions about magic
>Happily answer every single one of them
>Finally reach the other Goblins
>They all rejoice and embrace Niva
>I smile at the scene and take my leave
>Something strong pulls on my cape, it's a Hobgoblin
>She says that they all want to thank me with a feast and some merchandise
>Tell her that I don't need anything from them
>She refuses and won't let me go, she is even stronger than Niva
>Sit there watching them prepare chairs, tables and the food
>The Hobgoblin keeps tripping while doing simple tasks
>The atmosphere is so nice despite how humble everything is
>The dinner finally starts
>We all eat delicious roasted demonic boars accompanied with light liquor and fruits
>They shower me with questions
>One of them asks why am I travelling
>Answer that I'm searching for a very special wife
>They all begin running left and right while shouting
>It's like I told them they were under attack
>Niva nervously approaches me
>"Is it true you are gonna marry our leader because she is very special?"
>Clear up the misunderstanding and enjoy the rest of the food
>Once the dinner is over I try to take my leave
>Again, they won't let me go
>They say that it's so sad to sleep alone and that I should stay with them for the night
>After drowning me with gifts they set up a tent for me within their camp
>Fall asleep nice and full, thinking about how I made everyone so happy with a simple clairvoyance spell
>Maybe I don't need that much power after all

This was supposed to be about an evil, power crazed wizard getting gang raped by Goblins, I don't know how it turned out this way

>> No.14341053

>>14341050
>super wizard

I am disappointed that nobody's head got transported into the dimension of the headless headhunter.

>> No.14341076

I'm starting to think that the one anon who said that greentexts killed threads is right...

Anyway don't you guys love Goblins? Aren't Hobgoblins cute?

>> No.14341092
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>>14341076
I want to give a Hobgoblin a ride on my shoulders while her gang tug at my legs and ask when it's their turn.

>> No.14341096

>>14341092
But what will you do when her tits bounce on your head as you walk?

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>>14341096
Let them bounce on his head and keep walking...duh.

>> No.14341102

>>14339150
>Flatland as far as the hands can grope
How tragic.

>> No.14341104

>>14341101
That man has a Spider Attacking him! Lemme swat it for him!

>> No.14341105
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14341105

So you go to a monster girl club and this starts to serve you drinks and start conversation. What would you say?

>> No.14341106

>>14341076
>killed
Greentexts have inspired countless discussions, threadcanons and art.

>> No.14341107
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>>14341096
That's exactly what I want.

>> No.14341109

>>14341105
>bunny outfit
OH HELL YE-
>Hellhound
Why would anything nice ever happen.jpg

>> No.14341111

>>14341105
Ask the lady if she wants a drink, it's the polite thing to do.

>> No.14341113

>>14341105
>tell her she has pretty eyelashes
>ask to see them more closelier
>when she closes her eyes move in for a kiss

>> No.14341116

>>14341109
>Hellhound
It's not, don't let that stop your Hellhound hate boner though.

>> No.14341118

>>14341050
>spoiler
It's this fucking place and it's 99.5 rate of fair weather.

>> No.14341122

>>14341116
You have to admit, it looks a lot like one.

>> No.14341125

>>14341116
>ashen skin
>red eyes
>those paws
Are you trying to trick me like that amazon elf?

>> No.14341132

>>14339189
This picture always tugs at my heartstrings, she just looks so genuinely upset and dejected. Anyone remember what it was that made her cry?

>> No.14341135

>>14341125
>No fluffy mane
>No red fur on her arms
>No flames near here eyes
Know your Hellhounds anon.

>> No.14341156

>>14339487
>spend the entire day sitting on a park bench grinding your boner against her cheeks and rubbing her ears

>> No.14341165

>>14341132
Not able to find a real lover because they all treat her like the semen demon she is.

>> No.14341168

>>14341135
>same colored tail
>same ears
>red eyes
>ashen skin
Mate, you got to admit they look very similar, are you the commissioner of that pic?

http://imgur.com/eFxhLdg

>> No.14341182

>>14341168
I'm definitely for variations of MG's designs

It's nice to see artists taking liberties like with that Hellhound

>> No.14341183

>>14339174
Where did you get a colored version of that picture? Is there a version without censors?

>> No.14341184

>>14341105
>DAMN GIRL YOU GOT KIDS? CAUSE THEM TITS ARE MADE FOR MILKIN

>> No.14341185
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Elves are for ______.

>> No.14341186

>>14341185
Cuddling.

>> No.14341189

>>14341185
Tender loving and violent rape

>> No.14341190

>>14341185
Procreating with and hoping our daughteru becomes an archer or mage.

>> No.14341211
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>>14341185
Mutual ear-play!

>> No.14341212
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14341212

And the last image goes to the creepiest of crawlies

>> No.14341226

>>14341211
I'd let an Elf play with my ears. As long as she doesn't breath or blow into them. I couldn't handle that.

>> No.14341230

>>14341226
I wouldn't.
I'm too lonely and desperate for the love of another person that I'd expect her to take responsibility.

>> No.14341235

>>14341212
Look at this nerd

Back in the days Oomukades used to fight and win against dragons

Now all they do is read books and fantasize about having a nice husband

>> No.14341245

>>14341190
>archer
>mage

HA! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

>> No.14341249

>>14341185
Ass nuzzling

>> No.14341251

>>14341185
stuffing

>> No.14341273

>>14341235
You say hat but I know one hat's all meek and shy by day but by night she participates in an underground fighting ring.

I've seen her take a bite out of a red dragon.

>> No.14341292

>Its been three weeks since that last update

>> No.14341302

>>14341292
I'm going to guess he's put new profiles on hold for most the part until he brings out that Cheshire doujin.

We might get one next week if we're lucky though.

>> No.14341347

>>14341302
>We might get one next week if we're lucky though.
For all we know, it could be at some point this week.

>> No.14341352

>>14341245
>Warrior calls a Mage gay
>Warriors is now a baby who needs my daughteru's magic tit milk or will die.

>> No.14341369

>>14341352
>Mage cast sissy magic at warrior wearing runed armor
>Is cleft by his mighty, phallic sword

>> No.14341393

>>14341352
>daughteru's magic tit milk
I'm sickened, but curious.

>> No.14341394

>>14341369
>Mage Undoes Runes and turns the phallic sword into a vagina with a hilt.

>> No.14341400

>>14341393
All female mages have magic tit milk anon.
What else would they use Water Elemental Magic for?

>> No.14341404

>>14341400
Are they associated with the Onee-Sabbath?

>> No.14341434

>>14341394
>mage JUST undoing runes
She's not an archmage and even then
>implying even magic can beat the dick
>sword remains phallic

>> No.14341446

>tfw writing something and you want to to be good but need to finish it all at once, but hate writing long stuff
>tfw you have shit to do and if you stop you'll probably never pick it up again

>> No.14341448

I dreamed I was a mermaid

I don't even like the ocean, nor ocean captchas

>> No.14341452

>>14341448
>dreamed I was a mermaid

sea alp please leave.

>> No.14341465

>>14341448
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT!

>> No.14341470

>>14341452
>Sea Alp
I thought I was safe at sea, you're telling me they can swim now? Great now I'm going to have to worry about them being caught in my nets.

>> No.14341471

>>14341452
The other kind which must not be named for fear of retribution anon

I didn't have time to check, thinking about underwater fire to purge the abominations that lurk down there snapped me back to reality.

>>14341465
YES I KNOW I'M UNCLEAN

>> No.14341472

>>14341434
>>implying even magic can beat the dick
>implying it can't

>> No.14341481

Sleepy-kun, are you here?

>> No.14341482

>>14341448
Did you have a rape cave?

>> No.14341491

>>14341482
Afraid I didn't have enough dream to happen, a shame really I only dream like once every 2 months, and they usually aren't nice

>> No.14341514

>>14341472
>implying it can
[VIOLENT LAUGHTER]

>> No.14341548

>>14341514
>implying it can't
You're also forgetting the important fact
being my daughteru is half human that makes her a spiral being.
Therefore even if she can't right away she can just evolve to the point she can.

>> No.14341554

>>14341446
Welcome to the club. We're all so very lazy and indecisive.

>> No.14341561

>>14341548
>half spiral beating full spiral
Go away simon you're a hobo and your anime is stupid

>> No.14341562

>>14341554
Speak for yourselves.

>> No.14341563

Necromorph girls.

>> No.14341566

>>14341561
Warriors who use phallic swords aren't using their spiral energy.

>> No.14341568

>>14341400
>All female mages have magic tit milk.
I'm making this part of my head canon to make the setting even pervier.
This also includes female mages, even human ones, using sex magic and the energy released from orgasm to cast powerful spells.

>> No.14341569

>>14341563
Plasma cutters

>> No.14341571

>>14341566
>implying
>he's never heard of spirit hardening
Embarrassing.

>> No.14341572

>>14341562
Doing anything interesting? I could do with something to look forward to.

>> No.14341574

>>14341569
Hidoi.

>> No.14341576

>>14341563
>Your body looks so neat and well cared for Oniichan, do you think I could borrow it?

NON! NON NON NON NON!

>> No.14341578

>>14341563
I'm not so sure... there were plenty of naked women who had been Necro'd in Dead Space 2. Having their tits out didn't make them any less horrible to deal with.

>> No.14341579

>>14341568
Girls can't be wizards, that's preposterous and highly unorthodox, prblrblbrbl!

>> No.14341581

>>14341574
Tashikani

>> No.14341583

>>14341581
Sushi!

>> No.14341585

>>14341583
Wittyu commentu!

>> No.14341587

>>14341572
Sandworm.

>> No.14341589

>>14341585
Wurmy Hungary!

>> No.14341592

>>14341589
Poor Hungarians being invaded by Wurms.

>> No.14341594

>>14341568
>Some mages try and make the ultimate magic out of sexual energy
>unfortunately, the means lots of demonic energy is also involved
>these mages turn Lich or Wight, in the event their soul stays in their body.

>> No.14341596

>>14341587
Interesting... they do have untapped potential.
Who are you?

>> No.14341598

>>14341589
Wolfy Germany!

>> No.14341604

>>14341596

>> No.14341606

>>14341448
I had a dream where I was stuck in some pretty seaside town, and there were mermaids in the sea trying to goad me and other men to live with them.

I'm not pointing fingers here, but what exactly were you doing in this dream?

>> No.14341608

>>14341594
And when the Wight Sorceress and the Lich Incubus had a child, was it the Chosen One?
>>14341598
Hinezumi Tuscany! We've come full circle!

>> No.14341612

>>14341604
>you

Directed by M. Night Shamalayn

>> No.14341614

>>14341606
Beware! Alps have the power to invade dreams!

>> No.14341615

>>14341592
I wish.

>> No.14341618

>>14341606
Right we are clearly dealing with some Alp colony of Mermaids in dreamland. We need to go Inception and build a big ass wall around that town.

>> No.14341620

>>14341606
Well I -do- remember seeing a group of normal dudes merrily walking under the ocean, and one in particular looked like a faggot

If you saw a flat chested mermaid with black scales because I'm edgy like that it was probably me, so stop stealing my subconscious! I wanted to dream about fucking any variant of snek girls not being a fucking mermaid

>> No.14341622

>>14341615
Damn son, your ancestors once struck fear into the hearts of Europeans, stop wishing and go grab some Wurm booty!

>> No.14341624

>>14341608
Well played, it was fun

>> No.14341626

>>14341622

This guy has the right idea. Go fulfill your destiny.

>> No.14341634

>>14341620
How I look is my own business, and you were invading mine, you alp of the imaginary ocean.

>> No.14341637

>>14341620
>>14341634
Just fuck already and get it out of your systems.

>> No.14341643

>>14341634
I'm not the one that brings other's subconscious to his dream just to turn them into a mermaid, you're the one with a severe sea alp fetish so leave me to my sneks you nightmare

>> No.14341654

>>14341643
I was having a nice time exploring the town until who I presume was you showed up and started acting like a slut.

You're just mad because I told you I couldn't swim and went deeper into the town so you couldn't follow me. You didn't miss much, I met a drug addict I used to know who mistook me for a super hero and claimed he was my side kick, then I woke up.

His costume was shit.

>> No.14341669

>>14341643
>>14341654
Cut out the RP you fags.
>inb4 nofunallowed

>> No.14341672

>>14341654
I honestly kek'd

That said I'm pretty sure you were the one who tried to look tough and sexy to have a chance with my mermaid bits, which I still didn't check, and I told you to kindly fuck off

I'm pretty sure that after that some sort of dream karma happened because there was this giant kraken thing with a LOT of tentacles and then I woke up.

>> No.14341674

>>14341669
Please don't stand before their love.

>> No.14341676

>>14341669
Not entirely RPing, I actually had a dream involving mermaids and a drug addict in a shit superhero costume.

>> No.14341678

>>14341669
I was just caught in the moment chill, thread is about to die so that also counts for sperging for a bit
I'll stop anyways so there's that, relax

>> No.14341684

>>14341676
In all honesty my dreams are kind of vague so i don't really recall much, yours sounds fun as fuck though
>>14341674
That's NOT er true

>> No.14341687

>>14339709
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xti8g4_darwin-s-beetle_tech

Darwin Beetle Girl when?

>suplexes every monster girl trying to get you
>even the docile and good-natured MGs are getting a suplex
>corners you and has her way with you
>afterwards she suplexes you because that's all she knows

>> No.14341692

>>14341687
Do you have a suplex fetish?

>> No.14341693

>>14341687
Beetles and suplexes? If this was being written by Kentaro Miura, there would be loli pee used as a healing potion.

>> No.14341696

So how about that Unicorn Pussy being complete bullshit in "that" video game aye?

>> No.14341697

>>14341684
I was watching One Punch Man before going to bed, and the town was clearly based off a resort town I went to as a kid. You probably do have batshit dreams but rarely remember them.

>> No.14341701

>>14341696
"That" video game? You mean Battletoads?

>> No.14341707

>>14341697
Well that explains a lot of your dream actually.

Knowing me I should have batshit non-sensical dreams but I also forget almost anything irl save for "essential" things (vidya, mg's) so well, guess it's time to somehow file dreams as essential.

>> No.14341725

>>14341692
I do now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbDSvRMc9rQ

>> No.14341735

Talking of dreams, I once had one where a succubus was trying to be all seductive by laying herself across the table when I was trying to eat.

Even in dreams succubutts never change.

>> No.14341738

>>14341725
Friendly reminder that Mika's been censored.

>> No.14341746

>>14341738
Censored?

>> No.14341755

>>14341725
>that finisher
I too wish to experience this.

>> No.14341756

>>14341746
No more camera on the ass spank.

>> No.14341760

>>14341756
Thanks a lot Jesus.

>> No.14341762

>>14341735
I once had one where I tried to give a succubi boiled peas and she was a bitch about it. When a girl says she's hungry I'm going to be nice and try to feed her, its not my fault that's all my dream kitchen had.

>> No.14341767

>>14341760
It's always the Mexicans! When is this damn wall going up!?

>> No.14341770

>>14341760
Just sign the petition and maybe eventually it will get to a number big enough for someone to notice https://www.change.org/p/capcom-do-not-censor-street-fighter-v?source_location=petitions_share_skip

>> No.14341771

>>14341693
Well lets thank god its not then.
>>14341762
>you have to eat all the peas.

>> No.14341773

>>14341762
Peas are shit, so her complaints are justified.

>> No.14341774

>>14341762
Shame they weren't eggs.

>> No.14341776

>>14341725
>Amazon playfighting.wmv

>> No.14341777

>>14341762
>Another food dream
We might be onto something here, what if different types of dream invaders prefer different types of dreams to invade.

What about Nightmares?

>> No.14341780

>>14341770
Signed. Damn ridiculous bull.

>> No.14341785

>>14341735
I had a dream where I lived happily and then I woke up

>> No.14341788

>>14341776
>Wandering amazon encounters an adventurer
>"I should show him how strong I am and make a good impression!"
>throws him around and knocks him out with her ass
>"Fuck yes! I'm getting dick tonight!"
I'd be happier if it was a high velocity titslap to the face, but whatever. That or choking.

>> No.14341797

so I haven't been to these threads in 10 months, did I miss anything?

>> No.14341802

>>14341797
We got several new girls in that time.
Latenight also appeared during those 10 months too.

>> No.14341803

>>14341797
If you haven't been keeping up with monster girl material, a lot. KC managed to shit out a new girl weekly for a while

Otherwise just the usual writefags and some art.

>> No.14341804

>>14341797
Boogeymans.

Femdom vs Maledom.

Two or three cute MGs.

People hating on artists/writers because they start shitstorms intentionally/unintentionally and/or they advocate/get paid to do stuff shitposters want them to do.

>> No.14341806

>>14341788
>You get beaten black and blue by a roving Amazon
>Your life flashes past your eyes as she puts you in a brutal chokehold
>Before you lose consciousness, you can barely hear her mutter in your ear as her modest bust rams into your shoulderblades:
>>Sheesh, why aren't you getting a boner yet? Am I that bad at this?

>> No.14341812

>>14341776
>>14341788
>>14341806
>Playful Genki Amazon who acts like R. Mika
I never knew I needed this until now.

>> No.14341813

>>14341806
>her modest bust
There's your problem.

>> No.14341814

>>14341812
Drawfags, get to it!

>> No.14341818

>>14341802
>latanight
You might need to spoonfeed me on this but is this a new writefag or drawfag?
>>14341803
i'll check them out
>>14341804
>Femdom vs Maledom
I didn't miss much then

>> No.14341820

>>14341812
I'd rather a gentle but firm onee-san Amazon.

>> No.14341822

>>14341820
That's her outside the ring. But in the ring, she dons the Masque and becomes a totally different person!

>> No.14341824

>>14341820
Likewise. While I respect their opinions, getting beaten nearly to death as part of a "courting ritual" is not something I'd like.

>> No.14341827

>>14341818
Yup. You didn't miss that much.

Wendigo is personally my favorite out of the recent ones.

>> No.14341832

>>14341824
>beaten nearly to death as part of a "courting ritual"
People really need to stop baiting with this shit when it comes to amazons. It's Ogres who do that.

>> No.14341833

>>14341818
Latenight drew stuff like >>14335474, >>14335581, and >>14337878 along with many other things.

>> No.14341836

>>14341824
Would you like to get caught in a net, orgasm denied with a lap pillow handjob and then be allowed to put it in but if you do you've married her?

>> No.14341838

>>14341836
Not him but yes.

>> No.14341839

>>14341832
Agreed. In fact, it makes zero sense in the context of Amazons. Why would they harm their frail, soon-to-be husbands?

>> No.14341842

>>14341827
>Wendigo is personally my favorite out of the recent ones.
That's thanks to the "awawawa" aspect the thread gave them, which makes them infinitely more adorable.

>> No.14341843

>>14341836
I'd rather just get a nursing handjob every night from my Holstaur wife.

>> No.14341846

>>14341842
They're one of the only girls that threadcanon makes better along with jabberwocks.

>> No.14341848

>>14341842
Soldier Beetle also has a canon nice body.

Then there's the unmentionable.

>> No.14341852

>>14341827
>look at the most recent
>cu sith

must have been a shit storm after that

>> No.14341856

>>14341838
That's good because that's exactly what you're getting on the weekend.

>> No.14341860

>>14341852
It was more like a shit hurricane that spawned more unrelated shit storms.

>> No.14341861

>>14341856
Thank you sir!

>> No.14341865

>>14341852
Actually we didn't have a shitstorm about them, there was about 10 posts which knew it would happen eventually and then we descended into a 500 post shit flinging contest over yuri.

>> No.14341867

>>14341852
It somehow got derailed into a yuri shitstorm, which I guess is only slightly better than a furry shitstorm but still shit either way.

Thankfully it wasn't at defconn 6 levels like the Cait Siths reveal.

>> No.14341869

>>14341865
There was a huge shitstorm over Twitter and other media though.

Some idiots raided KC with guro.

>> No.14341874

>>14341869
Well yeah there was that, it was less drama and more KC being confused and posting along the lines of "crazy gaijins www"

He understands how differently furry is perceived in the west.

>> No.14341881

>>14341874
Really?

If anything I'd think it would be weirder for Japan to be into furry since that's more of a westerner thing, except for a bunch of media like Tail Concerto.

>> No.14341885

>>14341881
Japan just doesn't have autism to the degree the west does, so there isn't entire conventions of people dressed in fur suits, nor are there people who get angry about the people who do on imageboards.

>> No.14341888

>>14341885
That's just the kind of thing I'd expect to read on /jp/.

>> No.14341894

>>14341885
What bothered me the most about Cu Sith isn't the fact that Cu Sith is what Cu Sith is, is that she came right after the superior Kobold, which is literally about the same in KC canon, minus one being originally 120% furry and probably even stronger.

I don't get what they were thinking, to be honest.

>> No.14341895

>>14341885
They actually have "non human" conventions where it's monster girls, furry, aliens and robots all mixed into one big thing. It's less fur suits and more like comiket where it's focused on doujins, goods and meet ups.

>> No.14341962

Alps a shit.

>> No.14341972

>>14341962
Rude.

>> No.14341984

>Thread decided to talk about tali while I was asleep
You people suck sometimes, you know that?

>> No.14341986

>>14341984
Just sometimes? We always suck, it's just a matter of how much.

>> No.14341997

>>14341986
It can be an entertaining kind of suck though, like a tar pit.

>> No.14342000

>>14341984
You can always go back to /v/ and do it there.

>> No.14342001

>>14341984
I'm still mad she didn't have a Thing face like one fanart that I saw. Stock photos a shit.

>> No.14342008

>>14342000
/v/ is simply terrible right now with al the spam.

>> No.14342013

>>14342001
It was dumb to reveal in the first place, like taking off Boba Fett's helmet or Master Chief.

When will people realize the mystery is ALWAYS more interesting than the answer. Hell, even in the same game the Reapers are far more interesting as a distant legendary threat than a random fleet of spaceships just warping in. It's just smarter to keep the suspense and the unknowing. Lovecraft figured that out a hundred years ago.

>> No.14342021

>>14342013
I expected spiders

>> No.14342031

>>14342013
>Tfw to this day you still don't know what Talia looks like under the mask
Haha, ignorance is bliss!

>> No.14342034

>>14342021
Space spiders that feed on sentients. Does everything float up there?

>> No.14342049

The /a/ thread is talking about what it'd be like for a monster boy to fuck them in the ass.

>> No.14342052

>>14342013
I prefer to just pretend that some of the fanart images of her face are the real deal. They look infinitely better than the copout picture from the game. Good thing she had a good personality and those 11/10 child-bearing hips. And apparently she's a bit of a screamer.

>> No.14342053

>>14342049
Jesus christ, how horrifying.

>> No.14342054

>>14342049
I am glad we are no longer there

>> No.14342055

>>14342049
I'm not even surprised.

>> No.14342060

>>14342049
It's two or three fujos encouraged by TF probably.

>> No.14342089

>>14342052
>I prefer to just pretend that some of the fanart images of her face are the real deal. They look infinitely better than the copout picture from the game.
Agreed.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1502542
>Good thing she had a good personality and those 11/10 child-bearing hips.
Also good.

>> No.14342091

>>14342049
That's weird. I mean, sure, they're not "All MGs all the time [With exceptions]" like this thread, but it's not like there's many MBs in the stuff they are supposed to talk about. Pretty sure I could count 'em on one hand.

>> No.14342092

>>14342091
Rule 63 versions of the EMG girls.

>> No.14342093

>>14342049
I'm even more glad that mod went on a personal crusade against us and exiled the threads to /jp/ than I've ever been.

He wanted to kill us and ended up being our saviour.

>> No.14342096

>>14342049
And they have the nerve to claim that the /a/ threads are higher quality than these?

>> No.14342097

>>14342092
...yeah, that's just stupid.
I wonder if any of the faggots discussing such a thing realize that Cerea would be a hideous beast of a man were she genderswapped?

>> No.14342107

>>14342093
Can you imagine the threads being 95% EMG related?

>> No.14342112

>>14340617
>>14340621
I'm the original guy, and you took what I posted way too seriously. It was just some random non-sense I crapped out because I was bored and the thread was ded. Lighten up, Anon. Not everything has to be all serious all the time.

>> No.14342116

>>14342107
I'd rather post on MGU/MGR.

Don't get me wrong, I like EMG but the fanbase somehow manages to be worse than the MGE one.

>> No.14342119

Anon!
Your waifu upset a baphomet and is now a loli (or a holst wizard and is now a busty CC if already a loli)

What do you do?

>> No.14342127

>>14342119
Bully and tease
Endlessly

>> No.14342129

>>14342119
I don't really like loli, so I change her back.

>> No.14342135

>>14342129
>>14342127
What is she and is there pouting?

>> No.14342140

>>14342135
Does it matter?
And yes, of course there's pouting

>> No.14342147

>>14342119
>or a holst wizard and is now a busty CC if already a loli

Can it be a baphomet after all. I'd like to see a Bapho slapfight.

>> No.14342151

>>14342140
It does if you are bullying a pouty with loli.

>> No.14342155

>>14342151
*Wurm loli
I hate autocorrect

>> No.14342158

>>14342119
I don't think I will have much of a say in this whole ordeal

She'll just turn me into a loli-lover until she finds a way to regain her original form

I don't want to live the loli-squid life, send help

>> No.14342167

>>14342147
>Two Baphomets start fighting
>It starts with a few punches as neither wants to use their weapons
>Eventually tears start to well up in their eyes as the pain sets in
>One of them grabs the other's hair and starts shouting
>The other retaliates by dragging her down to the floor to try and get on top of her
>They end up rolling around while trying to get the upper hand
>"I love Onii-chan more"
>"Liar I love him more I met him first"
>The guy they're fighting over walks in and sighs
>"Both of you stop it or no pudding tonight"
>They freeze in an instant and start awkwardly apologising.

>> No.14342184

>>14342119
i hope my Jubjub keeps her titties, for oppai loli goodness

>> No.14342193

>>14342184
>for oppai loli goodness
My nigga

>> No.14342202

>>14342184
>Jubjub keeps her titties
>They stay the same size while the rest of her shrinks
>Flight is impossible and walking is difficult

Hope you're ready to carry her around

>> No.14342206

>loli wurm who is actually a full grown wurm shrunk to loli size and insists you treat her like an adult even though she was very childish to begin with
Oh my

>> No.14342210

>>14342202
This sounds ridiculously cute

>> No.14342213

>>14342202
I can carry that weight. She's light boned, that helps too.

>> No.14342215

>>14342206
Do not underestimate loli Wurm

>>14342210
Up until she's riding your shoulders and giving you a boob hat

>> No.14342220

>>14342215
>Up until she's riding your shoulders and giving you a boob hat
Yeah, then it becomes extremely cute.

>> No.14342228

>>14342220
But she'll be hugging your head with her wings.

>> No.14342232

>>14342228
You're only digging the cuteness pit deeper.

>> No.14342235

>>14342228
Brobdingnagianly cute.

>> No.14342236

>MFW I want to learn how to write smug girls but they're all the same in my mind
>Especially Demons

>> No.14342243

Would an oppai loli Jubjub be in the 4-foot range like many other lolis?

>> No.14342246

>>14340204
I love this, there isn't a thing I hate about this. However,
>cries a bit sometimes because she went from a worshipped goddess to an in-house maid
>It's all for the money, all for the money for the shrine.

>> No.14342247

>>14342232
Please!
She'll be humming a happy little some the whole time!
Can you imagine how horrible that would be?

>> No.14342257

>>14342236
Watch or read Seraph of the End. Shinoa is a nice kind of smug.

>> No.14342259

>>14342236
Okay, here's what I need you to do. Go on google images and search "smug anime girl", without quotes of course. After you've built up a folder of around 100 of the little bitches, You're going to have to find an application that can convert images into spectrograms. Once you do, you must convert every single one of those images into spectrograms, therefore turning them into sound files. After that, go into Audacity and chain those 100 sound files into one long .wav file. Before you go to bed, put on some headphones and listen to that file on loop. Keep those headphones on as you sleep.

Congratulations. Come morning you will be able to write smug girls.

>> No.14342262

>>14342247
I want a jubjub to fuck me. I want it so bad.

>> No.14342263

>>14342167
Lording my iron grip on the supplies on pudding and headpats over Baphomets sounds amusing.

>> No.14342264

>>14342259
>10 hour loop of fufufufu~

>> No.14342265

>>14342247
Can you say "portable diabetes"?

>> No.14342280

>>14342264
fufufu is so good.

>> No.14342289

>>14342265
Only if you can say "cheek rubbing"

>> No.14342323

>>14342119
>loli were-cat
I'm going to make her hip joints sore and belly bloated is what I'm going to do.

>> No.14342325

>>14342119
Enjoy the opportunity to fawn over her and treat her like a daughteru, laugh at her attempts of seduction, and prepare my pelvis for all the cockblocking I did, once she reverts to her natural state.

>> No.14342371

>>14342325
>laugh at her attempts of seduction
Depending on her race that's a good way to get pushed down and have her ride you until you admit that she still has it.

>> No.14342397

>>14342371
>Getting pushed down
>By a child
Hahahahaha

>> No.14342403

>>14342397
Monsters are still monsters, how do you think Hellhound are unstoppable rapetrains despite looking like a normal woman?

>> No.14342404

>>14342397
>loli ushi locking herself to your groin and making you stumble around while she pumps you dry
Hahaha oh dear I think I've got a stiffy

>> No.14342410

>>14342404
What if it was a group of 4-5 loli Ushis assaulting you with their mother watching proudly as her spawn take their first steps on the world to being full fledged spider cows?

>> No.14342417

>>14342397
But she's not a child.

>> No.14342426

>>14342403
>Normal women can't be rape trains
The thing earlier about amazons meeting SJW's comes to mind. Why is 3D so persistent on being shit? Also, they don't look like normal women. They look like rape wolves. And, honestly I still wouldn't take a hellpup seriously.

>> No.14342428

>>14342417
Get in the golem Shinji

>> No.14342437

>>14342426
>And, honestly I still wouldn't take a hellpup seriously.
Not even with their perpetual pout?

>> No.14342438

>>14342426
Normal women are pretty shitty at rape. They need to step up their game.

>> No.14342468

>>14342119
Standing paizuri my new oppai loli.

>> No.14342477

Kikimora's are for _____.

http://imgur.com/kR6cdeG

>> No.14342478

>>14342477
Stuffing

>> No.14342479

>>14342477
headpats?

>> No.14342480

>>14342477
Replacing with shoggoths.

>> No.14342484

>>14342477
Tender loving and hugs. And headpats.

>> No.14342485

>>14342410
http://i.imgur.com/qULxBpC.png

>Throw rock into cave, yelling out "SPIDERCOWS A SHIT" at the top of your lungs
>You've spend ten gorillion hours at the training dummy waiting for this day
>Your first World Boss
>Ushi-Oni trods out, a bored expression on her face
>Snaps two claws like fingers
>One daughter clamps onto your front
>The other clomps onto your back
>The other three clomp onto your legs and arms
>TFW Ushi-Mom just watches amused as her daughterus take turns raping you until they're cumflated and telling you to take responsibilty
>TFW your 'marriage' fuels the creation of a new Demon Lord

>> No.14342488

>>14342477
Being passed over for shoggoths.

>> No.14342489

>>14342478
>"Master, I have ordered the Sumo outfit like you requested. Why do you require one? Master what is with that 10 layered cake?"

>> No.14342493

>>14342489
Go away

>> No.14342495

>>14342489
no, just no.

>> No.14342500

>>14342489
http://i.imgur.com/ZsXFuTL.png

>> No.14342507

>>14342489
>"Sharpen the harpoons as well lass. We're going on landwhale safari. I aim to down a buck this time, one of those so-called feeders. That's what we need the cake for. It's not just bait for the hoghippos."

>> No.14342518

>>14342485
>Throw rock into cave, yelling out "SPIDERCOWS A SHIT" at the top of your lungs
What is this, the safari zone?

>> No.14342520

>>14342477
Throwing out along with the garbage.

>> No.14342523

>>14342477
tender loving in the missionary position with the sole intent of procreation with the lights off

>> No.14342526

>>14342489
Disgusting.

>> No.14342527

>>14342523
>LIGHTS OFF
OKAY PAL YOU'VE OFFICIALLY CROSSED THE LINE. I'M TAKING YOU IN AND PUTTING YOU ON A SEX OFFENDERS LIST

>> No.14342530

>>14342489
Big maid is best maid

>> No.14342533

>>14342518
Nah, it's just me blowing off steam to continue to procrastinate and hoping a better writefag like Harblador takes an idea.

>> No.14342538

>>14342523
>lights off

you don't really love Kikimora's do you?

>> No.14342540

>>14342527
why? I'm trying to make daughterus with my waifu I'm not doing anything illegal!

>> No.14342541

>>14342527
>yfw MGC has a Sex Offender's List

God can you even imagine what would be on that list

>> No.14342542

>>14342538
no it's so that our Cheshire Cat neighbor won't see us and try to give us pointers again

>> No.14342548

>>14342541
It wouldn't be a list, it would be a novel

>> No.14342550

>>14342541
>Stacy the Ushi Oni who's broken a record of 12,307 floors
>that serial hugging Yeti who speaks Canadian
>and Billy the sex offender
>what? you forgot about Billy the sex offender?
>well I never will

>> No.14342552

>>14342484
>>14342523
>>14342479
http://i.imgur.com/fXadJdr.jpg

>>14342520
>>14342478
http://i.imgur.com/JS4rj1s.jpg

>>14342480
>>14342488
http://i.imgur.com/hK3lILb.gif

>> No.14342554

>>14342542
You just need to set her up with a husband so she won't be sexually frustrated enough to do that anymore.

>> No.14342557

>>14342541
>MGC Sex Offenders list
>it's just a wedding registry

>> No.14342558

>>14342550
What the fuck did Billy even do?

>> No.14342559

>>14342540
That's what they all say.
We're going to be taking you downtown.

>> No.14342560

>>14342558
we don't talk about billy.

>> No.14342561

>>14342541
>Taken a vow of chastity
>Handholding without a licence
>Having sex with the lights off
>Being in possession of contraceptives with the intent to sell
All enough to land you on the list.

>> No.14342562

>>14342552
>http://i.imgur.com/fXadJdr.jpg
ah yes that's the stuff but I cannot read what it says above her head

>> No.14342565

>>14342561
Let's not forget the worst one.
Ignoring the advances of a Monster Girl in heat.

>> No.14342566

>>14342541
>Brother Alexander
>Wanted for 37 incidents of rape prevention.

>> No.14342582

>>14342558

Something to do with him and all the werecats in his school.

>> No.14342584

>>14342554
But how? I can't call the order to send a patsy over here they blocked my phone after I got drunk and prank called them multiple times

>> No.14342585

>>14342552
>http://i.imgur.com/fXadJdr.jpg
That would be a lovely sight to wake up to, but I'd like to know what it says above as well.

>> No.14342592

>>14342584
Simple. Go out drinking, find someone who likes Cheshires, and tell him that you live next door to a very lonely, sexually frustrated Cheshire.
The problem will solve itself.

>> No.14342642

>>14341183
I colored it myself.
>>14339442
I just woke up so pardon the late as fuck reply. And it's not much. Was literally just a "Better safe than sorry" censor
https://i.imgur.com/kQrM8hE.png

>> No.14342644

>TFW all this Kikimora love
>But no Shoggoth stories

>> No.14342649

>>14342642
Oh shit, thanks.

>> No.14342661

>>14342644
Do not lose hope, Anon. Only time will tell.

>> No.14342667

>>14342661
Hope is pointless. I want to just cut off my arm and offer it to a Shoggoth so she can interface with me like that one detachable arm-pede from the shitty The Thing reboot

>> No.14342669

>>14342667
>Not cosplaying as bionic commando
Come on!

>> No.14342671

>>14342667
Time vill tell. Sooner or later... Time vill tell.

>> No.14342677

>>14342667
I dunno man, are Shoggoths powerful enough to replicate functional human limbs? If so, that would be pretty amazing, and could lead to delicious healing.

>> No.14342691

QUICK GUYS
MONSTER GIRL COPS ARE AFTER ME!
THEY SAID I DIDN'T RAPE MY NECISARRY AMOUNTS OF MONSTER GIRLS ON THE TRAIN TO WORK! BUT I RAPED 13 THIS MONTH! 13! THAT'S MORE THAN 4 A WEEK!
I swear I even got one pregnant!

>> No.14342696

>>14342691
>raping monster girls
You have that backwards, friend.

>> No.14342697

>>14342677
I don't think they're capable of replicating human matter.
That shit would be within a Gods domain.

>> No.14342698

http://i.imgur.com/jpWjvlA.jpg

>> No.14342700

>>14342696
You mean I was supposed to be raped!?
But that makes no sense! I want to have sex!

>> No.14342704

>>14342700
Then get raped.

>> No.14342708

>>14342698
It's about time the Gnome got some art.

>> No.14342710

>>14342644
Shoggots a shit

>> No.14342713

>>14342698
Those are some massively sexy hands.

>> No.14342717

>>14342698
>muddy hand job

nah

>> No.14342718

>>14342697
Meh, good point. I figured that if they can make pretty much any sort of tool or furniture from their own body, that they might be able to construct something like a prosthetic limb.

>> No.14342728

>>14342717
but it exfoliates the skin!

>> No.14342730

>>14342717
>But they're posting muddy hands!

>> No.14342769

>>14342677
>>14342718
The problem with this is that I keep imagining either a Shoggoth or a Demon doing it and one premise involves the old cliché of eating a ball of hashish and summoning a Demon because fuck it

>> No.14342798

>tfw I just spent 3 hours re writing the intro to a story
>tfw still not happy with it

I think I'm in to deep.

>> No.14342806

>>14342698
>Dark Gnome
Best Elemental.
>Nursing handjob
Fantastic use of best elemental.

>> No.14342826

>Master has kiki and shoggoth maids
>Spends most of his time breaking up their fights

>> No.14342845

>>14342826
What would happen if you fucked a Kiki on a Shoggoth Bed?
Or if you fucked them both at the same time?
What's it called when one girl is laid on top of the other one and you thrust your dick between their pussies? That.

>> No.14342847

>>14342798
It doesn't matter if you're unhappy with it. All that matters is that you have your grammar, prose, and proofreading to a readable level. Then you can push it out and politely ask for feedback on things you're unsure about. I'm sure there will be at least one kind soul who will give you the constructive criticism you need.

You're not going to improve on your own; it's a team effort.

>> No.14342852

Cerberus Hellhound.
One head is Tsun, one is deredere, one is Chuuni/kind of dumb

>> No.14342900

>>14342852
>>14342852
http://i.imgur.com/7wYcyHX.jpg <-- Warning, she is a furry. But has a human form because the author is a cunt

Would you a Dire Hellhound Cerberus oneesan?

>> No.14342906

>>14342900
With a tire iron.

>> No.14342910

>Roombas at a board meeting, figuring out how to compete with Kikimoras and Shoggoths
>Unveils the Roomba 2.0, the world's first robot house keeper.
>Multi-armed, large, and undefeated by stairs, it attracted the ire of maids everywhere
>Ultimately a soulless robot, though

>Man decides to buy one for some reason
>A Kikimora and Shoggoth decide to scout out the common enemy
>Shenanigans ensue

Would make for an interesting story, I think.

>> No.14342917

>>14342852
I can dig it.
>>14342900
Why would you show that image at all?

>> No.14342927

>>14342826
>Kikimora wants a happy master and works hard towards it
>Shoggoth only cares about being used
>Kikimora encouraging master to do his best in life and achieve his dreams
>Shoggoth encouraging him to become a slob since she will take care of him
>Kikimora taking a long time to properly do her tasks
>Shoggoth abusing her body to do things as well but much faster
>Kikimora shyly looking at master from a distance and hoping he will take the first step
>Shoggoth aggressively replacing master's utensils and clothes with herself, basically having sex with him most of the day
>Kikimora always trying to improve her maid skills
>Shoggoth too busy coming up with new ways to get used

Sure, they might fight over their different values but who is right here?

I vote Shoggoth, Shoggoth is best maid

>> No.14342937

What happens if two dark slimes get in a fight over a man?

>> No.14342944

I want to condense pure, raw magic into a slime substance and put a slime core in it, then see what happens!

>> No.14342947

>>14342937
they fuse to become MEGA DARK SLIME OF DARKNESS

>> No.14342953

>>14342927
Shoggoth, Mindflayer, and Cthugha are the triumvirate of best taste waifus.

>> No.14342960

>>14342927
Shoggoth represent.

>> No.14342962

>>14342944
I want to take slime cores and eat them!

>> No.14342963

>>14342962
I want to merge slime cores with other slime cores!

>> No.14342966

>>14342963
Well I want to do that and then do >>14342944
and create a slime god!

>> No.14342967

>>14342963
I WANT TO CROSS THE STREAMS

>> No.14342968

>>14342963
I want to stick slime cores inside human girls and see what happens!

>> No.14342970

>>14342968
They get all melty. In every sense of the word.

>> No.14342974

>>14342962
I want to caress a slime core with my hook shot !

>> No.14342977

>>14342967
YOUR CRAZY!!!
you don't know what will happen.

>> No.14342983

>>14342910
>Data from the Roomba 2.0 is used in the creation of specialty Meido Golems
>Can use its Grievous style arms to clean at a far faster rate than your typical Shoggoth
>Can clean the ground as it hovers, making it far more mobile and useful than the average Kikimora and her broom

>The Shoggoth and Kikimora have to infiltrate the plant they're soon to be manufactured and defeat its Super Prototype, and eliminate all other traces of its existence

>> No.14342990

How the fuck have we been on page ten for so long?

>> No.14343001

>>14342990
It's simple when you think about it. The less posts behind us to be bumped up, the slower we trickle down.
It's the same reason we only last so shortly on the first few pages.

>> No.14343002

Paladins are for????

>> No.14343004

>>14342977
Total Protonic Reverse.
All Life as I know it stopping instantaneously and ever Molecule in my body exploding at the speed of light!

>> No.14343006

>>14342990
Because this is normal speed. The board was unusually fast the last month or so. Except now people burn through images twice as fast as normal so it feels longer due to being out of them longer.

>> No.14343007

>>14342962
Do slime cores melt in your mouth but not in your hand?

>> No.14343008

>>14343002
racism

>> No.14343013

>>14343002
Truth, justice and the armor-plated way

>> No.14343014

>>14343004
so you'll lose your physical form, and you'll become a slime?

>> No.14343015

>>14342963
You want to create the gobstopper of slime cores?

>> No.14343019

>>14343014
More like you'll instantly cease to exist.

>> No.14343025

>>14343002
Turning into silver dragons.

>> No.14343052

>>14343002
Corrupting.

>> No.14343060

>>14343008
>Paladins are for racism
>When Europe is already turning into a shithole
>Sweden is going to be third world in fifteen years

>> No.14343064

>>14343002
Stuffing.

>> No.14343067

>>14343060
>being some much of a /pol/tard you get upset over monster girl jokes.

Chill out you dip. I'm think immigration should be severely cut down on too but you don't have to shit up every thread

>> No.14343068

>>14343002
Falling

>> No.14343075

>>14343025
/tg/ go and stay go

>> No.14343094

>>14342990
>>14343006
Eh its the natural progression, we came here fast as all fuck, got up past 4000 posts once, burned through images before page 3, then eventually slowed down. Then /jp/ gets faster sometimes and we don't use half our images before the thread is gone so people start posting faster and with more images, then /jp/ slows back down. Ying Yang, penis vagina, tits ass.

>> No.14343172

Tie up the Gazers!

Deepthroat their eyestalks!

>> No.14343175

>>14343172
Their eyestalks don't have orifices.

>> No.14343177

>>14343172
That sounds incredibly unpleasant for the both of you. Please bully the alps instead.

>> No.14343179

>>14343175
I think he's saying he'll stick the eyestalk down his throat.Wait, are we sure that's a "he"?

>> No.14343182

>>14343172
I-It's too big! They'll never fit in my mouth!

>> No.14343183

>>14343179
Definitely not an Alp. Nope, not me. No Alps here.

>> No.14343191

Damn alps, leave them alone too long and they start turning prison gay. Or is it prison straight?

>> No.14343196

Can monstergirls and humans that live in the Mist Continent pull off crazy martial arts film shit?

>> No.14343199

Guys, we need to be nice to the Alps! Don't bully them please!

>> No.14343201

>>14343196
yes, and YES!

>> No.14343204

>>14343196
Every single day. And ladders and babies are in high demand.

>> No.14343208

>>14343199
i'll think about....

>> No.14343209

>>14343201
Fuckin' ace.

I would totally train myself to do shit you only see in Stephen Chow films.

>> No.14343210

So I'm sitting here cooking some turnip greens and pork jowel and I had to ask the age old question. What local dishes would you make/buy for your favorite monstergirl?

I'll be disappointed if none of you canucks say maple taffy

>> No.14343215

>>14343210
Pancakes!

>> No.14343217

>>14343210
my grandmother taught how to make a great chicken noodle soup.

>> No.14343221

>>14343210
Chocolate gravy. I'd say grits and salt pork, but no living creature deserves to have grits and salt pork inflicted on them.

>> No.14343222

>>14343210
We don't have any that I know of.

>> No.14343224

>>14343210
Can't cook. Waifu'd probably just use me as a cumpump n' dump anyways.

>> No.14343225

>>14343210
The only things I can cook are pasta, pizza, and rice. So pasta, pizza, or rice.

>> No.14343230

>>14343221
Grits are tasty though. Salt pork is only okay if you soak it first to get most of the salt out or use little pieces to flavor something.

>> No.14343239

>>14343210
Would a Kiki even let me cook for her?

>> No.14343240

>>14343210
>England
>Wolf-type waifu

Well, it's not your sterotypical British dish, but I've never gone wrong with stuffed lamb hearts before.
Meaty, delicious, and romantic.

>> No.14343244

>>14343239
You do know the original legend says if you piss a Kiki off, the only way to get back on her good side is to make her a big bowl of cabbage soup?
I'm really not making that up.

>> No.14343245

>>14343196
>Whenever I hear Mist Continent I think of FF9
Meece dressed as Freya and Kakuken dressed as Zidane when?

>> No.14343247

>>14343244
...well ok then.

>> No.14343248

>>14343210
>Cheesehead
>Cooking for a Holst
That seems redundant, considering she's half of what we've got here. Though I could see the potential of turning cooking into an erotic experience with her.

If nothing else, I can do some hispanic food.

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