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Remember that centipedes get lonely over Christmas, do your part today and give one a hug.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14393063

>>14393059
What if I think they should be lonely forever?

>> No.14393065

>>14393063
Then you're a jerk, I hope you can live knowing there's an Oomukade crying into her pillow somewhere.

>> No.14393066

>>14393063
Then you must be drained of blood and semen by those Mosquito thingies nobody remembers anymore.

>> No.14393069
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>>14393008
Cat shit is the key to all of this, If we get Cat Chit working. Because she's a furrier character than we've ever had in any of the other entries before.

>> No.14393071

>>14393066
Could you post some?

>> No.14393072

>>14393065
I'm too soft to make monstergirls sad.
Maybe I should work at a cuddle parlor or something.

>> No.14393075
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14393075

I want to marry a childhood friend Abomination and stay together with her until she turns into a GMILF Abomination.

>> No.14393076

>>14393065
It's because she's unlovable. She should apologize for being born.

>>14393072
Don't do it, it's how they get you.

>> No.14393078
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14393078

My mission to get requests of MG art has some results

heres a echidna.

>> No.14393081

>>14393071
I could. But I won't.

>> No.14393084

x is best girl

>> No.14393085

>>14393072
My heart would be too weak to work at a cuddle parlour, I'd cuddle with a cute girl and want to be hers exclusively. Contracts and stuff get in the way of that.

>> No.14393086

>>14393084
Yfag here, we're gonna have a problem.

>> No.14393087

>>14392933
What are some of those "duties"?

>> No.14393088

>>14393063

I think all monster girls should be lonely forever.

Except for human girls

>> No.14393089
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14393089

>>14393078
that guy also drew a solder beetle earlier

>> No.14393091

>>14393078
This is some abstract shit man.

>> No.14393092

>>14393084
>>14393086
Zfag here, I'll fuck both of you up.

>> No.14393093

>>14393087
What do the males of any species do? You'll do doing a lot of that.

>> No.14393095

>>14393085
>not wanting to take part in a depraved ganghug
I want to watch a slender Cyclops get hugged hard again and again until she's barely conscious and it's my turn.

>> No.14393097

>>14393092
As a representative of the å fandom, I must say you guys are getting bent out of shape for no reason and we should all just post lewd Elves.

>> No.14393098

I'm going to cybernetically enhance a kobold and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.

>> No.14393099

>>14393084
>>14393086
>>14393092
>Not liking Z and Y yuri while you pound Z from behind
Plebs.

>> No.14393102

>>14393098
Good, maybe now she'll finally stop having straight E ranks.

>> No.14393104
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14393104

>>14393097
Yes sir. I'm sorry sir.

>> No.14393106

>>14393088
But those are the worst girls.

>> No.14393109

>>14393098
Would you give her an onaholepussy and leave it at that?

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14393112

>>14393093

>> No.14393115

>>14393109
What? NO!
I'm keeping the baby parts in there.

>>14393102
Hey, D-Kobold is great!
She finds enemies!

>> No.14393119

>>14393104
Ootsuki Wataru does the best Parsee, he's been drawing her for ages.

>> No.14393124

>>14393115
>I'm keeping the baby parts in there.
>literally a robot with a Kobold skull + face and womb + pussy like the new robocop
Fine too.

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14393125

Name: Piisu (Peace?)
Species: Pixie
A nature spirit that lives in places such as forests and lakes. A herbivorous species, they enjoy drinking nectar and eating fruit. "I hear she really likes to help people out!"

I'll throw it in the pastebin when I wake up, it's 5am and I'm going to bed.

>> No.14393127

What preventive measures have you taken to ensure you stay rape free in MG world?

>> No.14393129

>>14393112
You'll be making up for the losses pf war and continuing the superior monster bloodlines.

>> No.14393131

>>14393085
All you gotta do is lay back, let it happen, and remember that it puts food on the table.

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14393133

>So what are you in for?

>> No.14393136

>>14393124
Wait, do you think I'm not going to put synthetic skin on her?
Because I'm doing that shit, makes it easier for her to infiltrate others.

>> No.14393138

>>14393125
I'd give her my nectar.

>> No.14393141

>>14393127
Wearing a high-tech chastity belt that can either be unlocked by a code or swiping a credit card.

>> No.14393142

>>14393125
>Piisu
The immature side of me found this funny and thought her name was Piss.

>> No.14393143

>>14393125
>Piisu
>Nature spirit
Come on Japan.

>> No.14393147

>>14393133
Extreme cumflation of several officers of the law without taking them out to dinner.

>> No.14393148

>>14393129
I'm ok with this. Can I at least choose my waifu since I'm a volunteer?

>> No.14393149

>>14393115
>She finds enemies!
No, that's D-Irewolf. The Kobold just hangs out in the base and slips on wet floors.

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14393152

>>14393119
16 pages alone on danbooru. What a guy.

>> No.14393154

>>14393133
Reckless driving, Grand theft auto, defacement of public property, petty theft, resisting arrest.
But I think my biggest mistake was implying that the Minotaur cop that was trying to cuff me had fake tits.

>> No.14393155

>>14393147
I want to cumflate MILF Foxes.

>> No.14393156

>>14393133
Hugging a Yeti from behind while restraining her arms so she couldn't hug back.

>> No.14393159

>>14393143
>>14393142
Her name is ピース which written in english literally is Piisu, but I guess Peace is probably a better translation. These characters all have such stupid names, it's pretty hilarious.

So I guess I'll just post them to the threads as I TL them and update the pastebin as I go for it, rather than just linking the pastebin every day.

>> No.14393167

>>14393152
13 lewd doujins of her too, he's dedicated.

>> No.14393168

>>14393148
Once you've served your mandatory time performing your duties. Keep in mind competition for husbands is fierce and some might resort to underhanded tactics.

>> No.14393172

>>14393133
The police chief won't let me go until I marry her daughter.

>> No.14393173

>>14393155
I'd want to sit one I'm my lap as she's trying to teach her class and Cumflate her in front of the students.

>> No.14393175
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14393175

What MGC scenario should I throw at anons next to solve.

Sorry I mean "solve", you day anons should at least strive to be like the night anons, they had 3 whole people not get raped while not a one of you survived.

>> No.14393177

>>14393175
Some people just refuse to be gud. It's rather sad, really.

>> No.14393178

>>14393173
I want to make one ahegao during sex ed class.

>> No.14393180

>>14393168
>Keep in mind competition for husbands is fierce and some might resort to underhanded tactics.
I bet there's a slave market of husbandos.

>> No.14393181

>>14393180
black market*

>> No.14393183

>>14393178
>Goes full ahego.
>Entire class is frozen as you pump her so full that the front of her dress pops open.
>"A-and that girls is why you need to strip down before hand."
>Doesn't even get a break before the next class starts so you just get to keep adding for the rest of the day.

Would be fun

>> No.14393188

>greentext paste recently passed 500 hits
guess I'll really have to write more now

>> No.14393192

>>14393175
On the other hand one of them got alped and I'll never know if she got raped by the spider before/after or not.

>> No.14393198

>>14393180
There's all sorts of seedy places where a girl can get some extra loving or buy a husband who just want to leave the war behind.

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>>14393192
Before.

>> No.14393217

>>14393188
You understand that more than half of those come from bots don't you?

>> No.14393222
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14393222

I want a Living Doll. Hell, I could fuck an actual doll if she was cute enough and just pretend we're doing sleeping play.

>> No.14393224

>>14393217
I had it unlisted for some time at first though

>> No.14393228

>>14393188
>>14393224
Keep the Alps floweth forth

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>>14393222
Living Dolls are pretty great, I want to spoil one.

>> No.14393230

>>14393224
That doesn't keep them away 100% of the time.

>> No.14393231

>>14393222
Get a dollho then

>> No.14393239

>>14393229
How would you spoil one? Play with her a lot? They don't seem like they'd really want or need anything.

>>14393231
I would if I felt I could afford it.

>> No.14393241

>>14393230
How do bots work?

>> No.14393247

>>14393241
They crawl an new pastes looking for personal information.

>> No.14393249
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14393249

I don't know which is hotter, a summer day at the beach, or the Jabberwock!

>> No.14393251

>>14393241
They scavenge the site for credit card numbers and other important data.

>> No.14393252

>>14393230
It does keep out all bots except those that farm /mgt/.

Which is to say, 99.9999% of them, if not all.

>> No.14393257

>>14393239
>How would you spoil one?
Buy her nice outfits of course. What doll doesn't want to play dress up?

>> No.14393273

>>14393249
Pretty

>> No.14393277

So I'm at school and that weird gazer girl pushes me against the wall and says [sic] "Eye've got my eyes on you, and I'm optomistic about what's to come!" I got kinda scared and told her I'd tell the faculty but she threatened to use her [sic] "Gazer Lazer" on me.

What do I do? I've never been bullied before.

>> No.14393287

>>14393277
She likes you. Try rubbing her stalks next time you meet.

>> No.14393288

>>14393277
Gazers are alright, but stop the RP.

>> No.14393289

>>14393277
Getting real tired of this RP bullshit. Did MGE wiki crowd move here or something?

>> No.14393291

How can I know if I'm a slut for monstergirls?

>> No.14393292

>>14393277
Anyone got that short snippit about the Gazer that attempts to be an idol and "SHOOTS LOVE INTO YOUR HEART" and gets you kicked out of the library?

I liked that.

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14393294

A mute, brown cat is doing some kind of lewd dance in front of you, what do?

>> No.14393299

>>14393288
If that's the kind of thing that triggers you in threads like this, you need to reconsider your priorities.

>> No.14393303

>>14393294
genuflect

>> No.14393315

>>14393299
Yeah. RPing is accepted in these threads, and we've always been at war with Eurasia.

>> No.14393316

>>14393294
I've thought Y'shtola is blind, not mute

>> No.14393321

>>14393315
>Eurasia
Doubleplusungood, Oceania has always been allied with Eurasia, please rectify.

>> No.14393323

>>14393315
is it RPing? It's just a story. Simmer the fuck down. You'd be fine with it if it was green-texted instead?

Seriously, fuck off. Do you have anything to post besides snide little comments that add nothing to the thread?

>> No.14393338

>>14393316
Eh, same thing.

>> No.14393343

>>14393294
Do those pseudobraids with metal aglets have a name? It's an amazing hairstyle.

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14393389

Today, I saw the word "dragonette" used in a book. Let's talk about daughterus, and what they do in wintertime.

>> No.14393398
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14393398

>>14393389
Sippy cups filled with whiskey.

>> No.14393403

>>14393398
That'll get her burps afire, sure enough.

>> No.14393409
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>>14393389
this for spiders and beetles

>> No.14393411
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>>14393133
Everything.

>> No.14393413

>>14393411
That's Hellhound for "public urination".

>> No.14393438
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14393438

>>14393389
They play in the snow, tease shotas and drink a lot of hot chocolate.

>> No.14393440

You know what we need more of? Girls using their tails to guide a guy's dick into them or wrapping it around the base while he fucks them.

>> No.14393444

>>14393438
>You'll never have a monstergirl childhood friend who playfully teases you.
>Even if they were real, it's too late now.
Fuck.

>> No.14393452

>>14393133
I told a yeti she couldn't hug me

>> No.14393453

>>14393444
>Even if they were real, it's too late now.
Demonic energy will find a way. I mean, it can turn you into a shota.

>> No.14393458

>>14393453
I don't want to go through puberty AGAIN anon.
And even then I'd just be an adult with a child's body.

>> No.14393460

>>14393458
>And even then I'd just be an adult with a child's body
Mindflayer

>> No.14393462

>>14393458
Why not? Puberty was pretty uneventful. I don't even remember how I learned to fap.

>> No.14393466

>>14393460
I'm not getting my memories wiped just so I can have a childhood romance anon.
I like my memories.

>>14393462
Puberty was an emotional hell for me. 0/10 would not do again.

>> No.14393471

Why must the fairy line be so small?

>> No.14393472

>>14393466
She could set it so that upon coming of a proper age again, your old memories are restored on top of your new ones?

Now some might worry about severe headaches due to a sudden duality of having lived two lifetimes...but I'm sure a Mindflayer would be experienced enough to keep everything properly sorted so as not to adversely affect you.

>> No.14393478

>>14393472
Answer's still no anon.
I can always hope for a Genki monstergirl to come along and try to bring back my smile.

>> No.14393482

>>14393471
Because they're Fairies?

>> No.14393488

>>14393478
Genki jinko, ready to playfully wrestle away your worries figuratively and literally?

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14393502

Miiafag, you'd better catch up

>> No.14393510
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Semen Demons.

>> No.14393521
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14393521

All monsters are inherently lewd, but how lewd would you want your wife to be?
>Well composed, behaves in an acceptable manner, and dresses appropriately. She teases you a bit, but restrains herself for the bedroom.
>A little lewder, but still acceptable. She dresses to show off her assets as much as possible. She makes raunchy passes at you regularly. You've had quick flings in public areas, and your whole house would light up under a blacklight.
>Total nympho. If she doesn't have to wear clothes, she won't, and what little wardrobe she has is borderline public indecency. She abuses the fact that she can survive on just cum to fuck you constantly. She openly discusses sex around others, frequently sneaks in sex in public, and almost always has some part of her wrapped around your dick at home.

>> No.14393530

>>14393521
An in-between of number two and three.

>> No.14393540
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14393540

>>14393521
>Well composed, behaves in an acceptable manner, and dresses appropriately. She teases you a bit, but restrains herself for the bedroom.
This one, she's a classy girl. But she takes some of my blood wherever she wants

>> No.14393548

>>14393521
>>Well composed, behaves in an acceptable manner, and dresses appropriately. She teases you a bit, but restrains herself for the bedroom.
This. I want her to touch me secret-lewdly in modest clothes.

>> No.14393549

>>14393389
Yuki-onnas make snowmen with their Yeti neighbors, Hellhounds hop through deep snow and melt little holes around them, Glacies go ice skating

>> No.14393550

>>14393521
#2

>> No.14393551

>>14393521
Restrained and dignified in public.

And then at home so lewd she would make a Lilim blush.

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>>14393548
Seated sex in knee-length heavy dress a best.

>> No.14393564

>>14393521
A with an oppai Loli vampire

>> No.14393565

>>14393521
A mix of two and three. I love the raunchy poses, she can do those all the time. Nudist in the house.

>> No.14393569

>>14393398
>Sippy cups filled with whiskey.
bad parenting right there, you give your children whiskey when they're teething

>> No.14393571

All the dragons can turn into their "original form" right?

Isn't that a bit scary? I mean think of them all.

>> No.14393575

>>14393571
Only if they intend to wreck shit, or are enraged somehow.

>> No.14393582
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14393582

>>14393575
Pic related would be fucking terrifying in real life though, practically grotesque. Or if a Wurm got startled and turned into her "original" form. She's wreck havoc.

Imagine walking down a dark alley one night to get to your apartment and being face to face with a massive European Dragon.

>> No.14393585

>>14393569
Bad parenting is just a myth.
Like big foot or the guy who actually gave Nessy 3.50

>> No.14393586
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>>14393571
Wurms don't because it interferes with riding husband, Ryus don't because they're too compassionate. Wyverns it's a matter of being their partner's mount so unless you are an enemy or supremely stupid towards her, you should be cool. If you actually somehow manage to piss off a Dragon enough that she doesn't just murder you normally & chooses to transform, you probably had it coming.

>> No.14393590

>>14393582
Sounds perfect for psychological warfare a la Metal Gear.

>> No.14393595

I want a maus and a fairy to laugh at my tiny dick!
To snigger at my small schlong!
To titter at my teensy todger!
To mock my meagre meatstick!

>> No.14393597

>>14393571
Imagine the fun of being at home 1 night after drinking with your dragon wife when she turns into her 'mega' form to snuggle you up.

Or that idiot that tries to rob you guys and she turns full on dragon...

Oh the fun you could have.

Play 'tame the dragon' or play 'capture the prince/knight"

Not scary at all.

>> No.14393603

>>14393595
I think you should express these feeling of inadequacy to your psychiatrist.

>> No.14393605

>>14393582
Monstergirls in general would be terrifying in real life.
Literal rapists who think men need to find happiness in being kidnapped and forced into a marriage, and think the guys who resist are just stubborn, playing hard to get or ignorant. Sure, many of us would go with one, but humanity in general would immediately break out the more brutal weaponry once the monster's intentions are clear.

>> No.14393609

>>14393595
If then tried that, I'd have two fleshy bowling balls by the end of the week.

>> No.14393612

>>14393605
>once the monster's intentions are clear.
To give human men happiness and love?

Yeah, the Jews probably wouldn't like that. I hope the Lilims win.

>> No.14393617

>>14393605
And that's why we have to work hard so once they get in here they find as less resistance as possible!

>> No.14393618

>>14393605
Which is why I'm hiding in my room when they become real.

Also I'd be afraid I'd get one I don't like.

>> No.14393619

>>14393612
Given the Jews have Lilith, I am sure Lilims will go over very well with them.

"Oi, that monster pussy isn't kosher!"

>> No.14393621

>>14393595
Do you want to catch a Cockatrice, only to frustrate her with a dick that's so tiny that you can't even put it in?

Do you want her to turn you to stone and run off, and for monstergirls to gather and laugh at the statue with a tiny dick until the cockatrice's curse finally wears off?

>> No.14393625

>>14393605
TFW the muslims realize that the virgins they get are in fact MGs.

>> No.14393624

>>14393603
Nothing wrong with some hot sekimen shoujo action, anon.

>>14393609
Because you'd get rock hard at their micropenis bullying and also cum buckets prematurely from their disgusted faces?

>> No.14393626

>>14393612
>To give human men happiness and love?
On their terms, not ours.
I may be a washed up failure, but I still want an element of control over my own life, being a glorified power outlet for a demon woman would just make me feel worse.
I still love monstergirls as fap and fantasy material, but I'd nope the fuck out of here if they ever became real somehow

>> No.14393629

>>14393605
Which is why I would honestly go traitor. The world is bot worth defending anymore.

>> No.14393630

>>14393625
So what you're saying is, we should all convert to Islam, sign up for IS, and go on Jihad?

>> No.14393639

>>14393626
>I may be a washed up failure, but I still want an element of control over my own life, being a glorified power outlet for a demon woman would just make me feel worse.
But that last part is the main reason to give ourselves completely to Monster Girls. They just want what's best for us. Besides, I don't have anything to live for anymore. If someone else could find purpose in me and want me, that'd be perfect and give me some reason to live on.

>> No.14393642

>>14393630
They've finally realized how to get to us. They don't even need to give out any of their brown little girls, they can just promise MG's.

>> No.14393643

>>14393624
Nah, I'm hooking them up to some milk tanks and letting it drain for a while and let stretching do the rest.
If they want to laugh at probably not being able to feel it due to size then they won't feel it or any other one again because I'm not letting them get any dick ever

>> No.14393644

>>14393629
I'd sooner be free, but as long as men are allowed a choice on who they end up with and be allowed to be alone if they prefer, then I'd be okay with monstergirls in our world.

>> No.14393647

>>14393630
Well, thats is you want a crazy Houri who has an explosion fetish.

>> No.14393648

>>14393643
You're a fucking weirdo. Are you the same guy who wanted to for-real rape your tsun childhood friend that's protecting her imouto?

>> No.14393658

>get a new game you've been hyped on since it's announcement
>spend all of your time on that
>quickly lose control of your life
>weeks later your demon onee-san comes to check in on you
>you haven't talked to her in a while
>she see's that you've been entrenched in your new game
>comes back the next day dressed as in >>14393510
>proceeds to then show you how "there are better things then children's games"
>rapes you tenderly
>wake up the next day
>she's dressed as a slutty princess peach outfit
I just want a CC onee-san demon with a thing for cosplay. Is that too hard to ask for?
I also started writing this and instantly forgot where I was going with it.
But I still want a MILF/CC/Onee-san Demon waifu dammit.

>> No.14393664

>>14393639
>They just want what's best for us.
The cynic might point out they just want spirit energy. You know, their food. The only way to get their food is to keep a man about, so they "marry" one to keep him around all the time.
I'd be far too paranoid about this if they existed to actually let one marry me. Even if one forced me into it, what then? She has to sleep sometime, and then I'm out of there.

>> No.14393676

>>14393664
>The cynic might point out they just want spirit energy. You know, their food. The only way to get their food is to keep a man about, so they "marry" one to keep him around all the time.
And this is different from real women wanting money?

At least Monster Girls are honest about it and have sex on a daily basis. Not to mention look cute and will protect you like a fucking treasure instead of dumping you when they think they can get something better.

>> No.14393678
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Would your MG wife prefer an eastern style wedding (japan etc) or a western one (church)?

>> No.14393689

>>14393678

Eastern

>> No.14393691

>>14393676
A fair point.
A very fair point indeed.

>> No.14393700

>>14393648
Nah.
Just not putting up with tiny, jerky MGs

>> No.14393701

>>14393676
There's still the risk of getting one you don't like. And real women won't case after you if you hide in your room.

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>>14393678
My wife would be running a Shrine where weddings are performed.

>> No.14393706

>>14393702
Will you give us discounts?

>> No.14393713

>>14393678
Eastern most likely.

>> No.14393714

>>14393701
>And real women won't case after you if you hide in your room
Also this.
Oh, a Shirohebi you don't like decided you're the one for her? Good luck getting her to lose interest.

>> No.14393716

Please don't mix monstergirls with real life. They deserve better.

>> No.14393717

>>14393678
we would do both to satisfy both families

>> No.14393719
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>>14393571
>>14393582
Terrifying, yet cool.

>>14393678
Western since the whole Wonderland = Britain thing I guess.

>> No.14393723

>>14393706
That is up to her actually, She would probably make most of her money making seals (that fabric is not easy to get) for Ushi-oni, and their coming of age ceremonies

>> No.14393729
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>>14393678
ISLAMIC
Gotta allaahu akbar that brown.

>> No.14393734

>>14393714
Plus you might not even get a girl with a compatible personality. Like what if you like dominant girls but got a Kiki?

>> No.14393738

>>14393729
It's not islam and muslims that you should be praising for delicious browns, islam isn't a race or a country it's an ideology.
You should be praising middle eastern people for their delicious browns if anything.

>> No.14393740

>>14393676
>instead of dumping you when they think they can get something better.
Oh they totally would, are you kidding me?

>> No.14393746
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>>14393740

>> No.14393749

>>14393738
Yes, but weddings more often than not are at least a quasi-religious event. Thus, as Islam is the most prominent religion in middle-eastern regions...

>> No.14393757

>>14393734
Be a big enough loser to make her get mad at you and dom you?

>>14393738
Middle Easterners are like 99% Muslim though, although I guess Zarathustran or Yazidi or something might be cool.

>> No.14393760 [SPOILER] 
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A kikimora
sporting damp wire cutters
With fresh red roses

>> No.14393762

Takin' The Wurm home over Thanksgiving to meet the parents.

>> No.14393764

>>14393734
>Like what if you like dominant girls but got a Kiki?
That would suck ass, but at least the submissive ones could be told to fuck off.

>> No.14393765

>>14393760
Did she give me the old spay and neuter?

>> No.14393770

>>14393521
Outside of the bedroom, or in public, nice and composed. Practical clothing, and not distracted by sex under usual circumstances, but always open to acts of affection, with maybe a few small blushes along the way.

In the bedroom, or completely aroused, full lewd. Claws digging into the back, heart pupils, nose nuzzling and face licking. Kissing, biting, handholding and looking into each others eyes. Slow, polynesian lotus position sex, and utterly feral, bed breaking sex too, as the mood demands.

>> No.14393771

>>14393133
Public displays of obscenity with an elf. You?

>> No.14393772

>>14393760
I didn't know Kikimora doubled as both Maids AND Gardeners!

>> No.14393773

>>14393734
>>14393757
>>14393764
You guys remember Monster Girls can smell fetishes right? Monster Girls would search out men they could easily milk spirit energy from. A kikimora probably would let the Minotaur take the sub bishie, and in turn the Minotaur would let her take the bearmode alpha.

Pity the man who gets the Alp, since everyone will know his fetishes and bully him for it, and he'll only have the comfort of his Alp.

>> No.14393777

>>14393773
Bully Alp Husbandos at Sunday Husbando Bingo!

>> No.14393778

>>14393773
>You guys remember Monster Girls can smell fetishes right?

Is that canon?

>> No.14393781
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>>14393773
>tfw biting fetish
>tfw scratching fetish

>> No.14393782

>>14393521
>Well composed, behaves in an acceptable manner, and dresses appropriately. She teases you a bit, but restrains herself for the bedroom.
This one. The other two seem too slutty for me.

>> No.14393783

>>14393765
Nope, just fresh red roses.

>> No.14393788

>>14393773
>>14393781

>tfw earplay and asmr fetish

>> No.14393789

>>14393773
What if the bearmode guy has a fetish for dominating big strong monster girls like the Minotaur, or what if the bishie has a fetish for submitting to girls like the Kikimora?

>> No.14393793

>>14393789
Then the sub Minotaur and dom Kiki takes them.

>> No.14393799
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>>14393773
>can smell fetishes
>tiny flat plain Cyclops walks up to a giant bald powerlifter
>Y-you smell like you w-w-want me to bully you and make films where you p-pretend to ejaculate pre-pre-prematurely from putting it in m-me, right?
>L-lick my f-feet right n-now!

>> No.14393807

>>14393521
>>Well composed, behaves in an acceptable manner, and dresses appropriately. She teases you a bit, but restrains herself for the bedroom.
This with a mix of the second one, so that when she knows full well we're alone she can lift her dress and show me she's wearing nothing underneath. Her restraint lets her sit in my lap and act like nothing is happening while I'm balls deep in her, the entire act hidden by her clothes. And then a total nymph at home. This suits me because I'm not an exhibitionfag. I'd be ashamed to have a waifu so slutty she'd walk around naked. Her body is glorious, yeah, but it's also mine.

>> No.14393809

>>14393789
Then they should get some taste to be honest.

>> No.14393812

Inquery: Do these "Monster Girl" Wurms have the exceedingly high appetite comparable to that of a "Goku"?

>> No.14393814

>>14393773
>tfw even most monstergirls would avoid you for your fetishes
FeelsBadMan.jpg

>> No.14393817

>>14393812
They can eat as much as ten Shounen anime protagonists.

>> No.14393818

>>14393812
yes

>> No.14393819

>>14393521
Between one and two in public, but beyond three when we're alone at home.

>> No.14393820

>>14393812
Probably. They're both the "Simple" sort, after all.
And we all know that Anime-type "Simple" folk can really put it away.

>> No.14393822
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>>14393773

>> No.14393824

>>14393812
I'd say it's closer to Hei's appetite.

>> No.14393825

>>14393809
Please jump off a cliff.

>> No.14393828

>>14393822
that would be me ma'am
>now let's go to the park!

>> No.14393831

>>14393789
I don't think the kiki would be an good at that
>"S-so I just take the leash in my hand and then what?'
>"Yank me around! Call me a slut! Force me to eat you out then ride me raw!"
>"I-I'm not sure I'm up to this.'

>>14393799
I keep telling you man, you deserve a proper Dom.

>> No.14393833

>>14393799
I want to perform the mating press on a small, flat-chested monoeye.

>> No.14393838

>>14393822
I'd hold hands with my MG all day

>> No.14393839

>>14393729
>Leaving your waifu a widow when they call you for glorious JIHAD, skimp on the training and helplessly mutter "allahu akbar" in an uncomprehending tone when you blow your own face off with backblast from an RPG
Shit husbando/10

>> No.14393840

>>14393831
Doesn't part of a kiki say she'll go more dominant against lazy people and sexually drain them to train them into a good incubus master?

>> No.14393841

>>14393825
What's the problem?

>> No.14393845

>>14393831
>I don't think the kiki would be an good at that
>>"S-so I just take the leash in my hand and then what?'
>>"Yank me around! Call me a slut! Force me to eat you out then ride me raw!"
>>"I-I'm not sure I'm up to this.'
This actually sounds great, I'd love to try and get a Monster Girl to become a more confident dom.

>> No.14393849

>>14393831
Just get her hyped up on some amphetamines. Get him abused and the entire state cleaned in the same night.

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>>14393822
I don't think you know how deep this rabbit hole goes, lady. This is some depraved stuff.

>> No.14393853
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>>14393773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBynYIxwWBs

>Lilims having to resort to projecting their fetishes
>Altering reality to suit their courtship needs
>Oddity amongst her sisters, having learned from the former Hero
>Ends up going into the desert, eating a ball of Dark Matter
>Able to hear the footsteps of armies long past
>Emperors long forgotten
>Her magic seeping into the earth, only opening her eyes to the rumbling footsteps
>Of an endless army
>She sees the leader of the army
>Love nectar tracing down her inner thigh
>YFW you will never be manly enough to make a Lilim with a murder boner the size of Thermopylae orgasm just at the sight of you

>> No.14393862

>>14393760
Frigid dead winds blow,
Carrying undead moaning.
Wight and husband fuck.

>> No.14393864

>>14393831
>a proper Dom
But anon, that wouldn't be as good. I need getting dommed by her to be as humiliating as possible. I want her both physically and socially inferior to me so it feels extra good when she makes me fap to almost completion while giving her head. And when she finally lets me put it in I'll cum immediately and she can tease me about being a tiny-dicked premature ejaculator with her abdomen still visibly distended by my dick.

>> No.14393866
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I believe this is what they call a "cool beauty"

>> No.14393870

>>14393853
Wat

>> No.14393871

>>14393840
>Even in that case, their devotion is unwavering. In order to correct a man’s lifestyle, they’ll briskly take care of his every need. However, in what may be a vestige from the age of the former demon lords when they had a habit of viewing the lazy as prey and devouring them alive, they will show the face of their monstrous nature more strongly than usual.
It's a little vague but the would rather be on the bottom.

>>14393849
I don't think you understand the power you are toying with.

>> No.14393873

>>14393866
Is that Sud? Damn nice man.

>> No.14393876

>>14393817
>>14393818
>>14393820
>>14393824
Statement: Thank you for the information meatbags, it will be well used when I'm mixing the "special" ingredients for the target's Thanksgiving Feast.

>> No.14393880

>>14393866
>Dumpushi
I'd promise to keep her secret that she's actually a cowspider from our classmates any day.

>> No.14393882

>>14393866
Her claws could be more dexterous looking.

>> No.14393883

>>14393862
>Wight
>Fucking
You do not 'fuck' a Wight, Anon. You love a Wight

>> No.14393884
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>> No.14393887

>>14393773

Can't they also smell what kind of MGs you like? I can see a married MG helping out a friend of hers who hasn't found a husband by pointing a man who likes their race or something.

>> No.14393892

>>14393883
I wanted to, but love didn't fit.

>> No.14393895

>>14393884
I thought the filename said "gazer sweater potato" for a second.

>> No.14393898

>>14393892
How about "Tender Wight Loving"?

>> No.14393899
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>>14393883
Especially one with them thighs

>> No.14393902

>>14393845
>implying a Kiki wouldn't automatically know how to please her master to his exact specifications
Weak.

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>>14393884
>that fucking sweater

>> No.14393905

>>14393898
That works

>> No.14393906

>>14393899
those thighs are fat as fuck

>> No.14393912

>>14393899
Abigail? Is that that cute wight's name?
She's so cuuuute!

>> No.14393914

>>14393864
What if she gets over her head and get exhausted by you hitting her deepest parts?

>> No.14393918

>>14393884
What is with that sweater?

>> No.14393922

>>14393918
The artist likes it, so he drew my waifu wearing one.

>> No.14393924

>>14393866
>Brown Ushi again
I should feel triggered and want one with her normal skin tone but this is too nice to care about that.

>> No.14393925

>>14393866
That's the nicest Ushi art we've had in a while.

>> No.14393930

>>14393883
I beg to differ
>Let her give you a tease with her claws
>Rip off her formal dress
>Roll her over, start pounding that thick ghost butt
>Give it a firm smack and watch it jiggle
>She tries to maintain her haughty facade throughout
>Roll over into cowgirl
>Watching your cock thrust as deep into her pussy as possible
>Her tits bouncing wildly as you ravage her
>Fondling her chest and ass as you go
>Her attitude starts to break down
>She starts swearing and begging you to do all manner of lewd things to her
>Some of her commands slip into French as starts to lose it
>Bury yourself balls-deep in her, unload as she cums
>Her face contorts into lewd bliss, a heavy blush in her cheeks and tears of joy in her eyes

>> No.14393936

>>14393930
>Wights
>French

Am I being rused here?

>> No.14393938

>>14393871
Reflecting on myself I have to reconsider. Doping someone like that who already likes getting shit done is scary. Amphetamines should be left to those with no motivation, like the DJT.

3 pots of coffee should work just as well and have her crash 6 hours later to avoid any collateral cleaning.

>> No.14393939

>>14393914
Do you mean ahegao'ing wildly from one thrust? That'd be very embarrassing for her, especially if she was livestreaming it. Just imagine her moaning and her eye fluttering as she twitched wildly impaled on my dick, she'd have to spin the hell out of it to end up looking good.

Or do you mean somehow fucking up the timing and letting me in while I'm still able to fuck her? I'd probably lose control and ream her like a loli onahole.

>> No.14393947

>>14393936
I sure hope so. They should sound British or German, people always go with French though.

>> No.14393961
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>>14393947
IT WAS ME.

>> No.14393966

>>14393947
I want an eastern European Wight.

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>>14393966
I actually want an Italian Lich. That would be amazing.

>> No.14393974

>>14393939
Either one. She could get overconfident and too much of you inside of her, making her sum instantly as she flops around like a fish.

Or if you have your stamina left, you would lift her up and smash her monogina as you grunt about obliterating her womb before filling her up as much as you can.

>> No.14393975
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>>14393970
I want a British Gazer

>> No.14393981

>>14393975
She's too white to be British.

>> No.14393985

>>14393970
I'd rather a Russian Lich with a castle in a cold and remote region.

A Russian accent would fit the whole emotionless thing perfectly and she could still walk around practically naked with that cloth because you don't need to dress warm when you're dead.

>> No.14393987

>>14393974
>too much of you inside of her
She'd better not do cowgirl then. If she went in a little too deep and came, she'd fall even deeper and cum until she passed out. Very embarrassing.

> as you grunt about obliterating her womb
Anon please, I'd gasp and moan in her ear how much I love her. There's no way I'd talk lewd and dirty to her.

>> No.14393993

>>14393961
I'm gonna play hooky by covering myself in mud so Predator-sensei can't find me

>> No.14393995

>>14393975
She'd be eating walkers rather than pringles if she was British. McCoys are better though.

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>>14393993

>> No.14393999
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>>14393222
>her head is all the way around
>no eyes

>> No.14394000

>>14393985
>putting it into -40 degree pussy
This seems like a bad idea, anon.

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>>14393884
>That sweater

Oh god...OH GOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7bmXywWus8

>> No.14394004

>>14393999
>>no eyes
Don't you see those little red pinpoints glowing in the dark?

>> No.14394005

>>14394003
>tfw han solo

>> No.14394011

>>14393975
I want a cute chav mg to stab me

>> No.14394012

>>14393985
>I'd rather a Russian Lich with a castle in a cold and remote region.
That sounds pretty nice.

I love the idea of a grand Mage Tower jutting out the side of a mountain into the sky; populated just by you, a Lich, and varying undead and summoned servants. And just for fun, a despondent Kiki who laments that she'll never find a husbando because she got hired in the middle of goddamn nowhere.

>> No.14394013

>>14393975
CUMMING ON A GAZER'S GRAY THIGHS AS HER RUBBERY LEGS WRAP AROUND YOUR BACK AND YOU SNIFF HANDFULS OF HER FLUFFY, THICK HAIR!!!

>> No.14394015

>>14393987
>She'd better not do cowgirl then.
Well how else is she supposed to prove her ownership of your bod? Hold your leash as you thrust into her?

>There's no way I'd talk lewd and dirty to her.

Not even if you got caught up in your lust and how good she feels?

>> No.14394020

>>14394003
Do you think Lucas himself OKed this?

I bet Lucas made this canon didn't he

>> No.14394021

>>14393985
Does she speak in broken English too? Does she have any sisters? Maybe even an aunt?
These are important questions anon

>> No.14394022

>>14393981
Non-whites in Britain are comparable to the african american population in america, so not quite.
You still made me sad though.
http://a.pomf.cat/juqise.swf

>>14394013
I want to sniff her fluffy tail and bury my face in it for hours.

>> No.14394032
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>>14393899
I want to see her with a hairstyle resembling a flat-top paintbrush.

Abiguile.

>> No.14394033

>>14394015
>Hold your leash as you thrust into her?
Lounge in a recliner wearing thighhighs and opera gloves and have me frantically try to enter her with my hands tied behind my back.

> and how good she feels
If I got the chance to pump my years of frustration into her tiny little body I'd probs end up asking her to marry me while cumming inside her.

>> No.14394037

>>14394020
>he doesn't know that the Kinect is the key to everything

>> No.14394042

>>14394037
If we get the Kinect working

Cause it's a superior peripheral than we've ever had in video games

>> No.14394046
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14394046

I have some questions about gazers, /jp/. Very important stuff I need to get ironed out for various reasons.
Do they have tails? Is that what their big, bushy lower hair is? Where do their eye-stalks originate? Are those tails too? Can they levitate? How do they produce their 'Gazer gel', is it like some weird sort of sweat?

I have some idea of all of these, I just want to see the thread's consensus.

>> No.14394047

Ok, lets have a small greentext event.

Thanksgiving is coming up in the Americas.

How would Thanksgiving dinner go with your family and the MG of your choice?

I could see it being a rather interesting event being as my wife is a minor Japanese fox goddess, and is not used to western style holidays.
I think she would get along great with my family and there shouldn't be too many difficulties ...

I would love it if it turns out she secretly desires the turkey leg but is too formal to ask for it, so she hints at it all the time "mm, that leg looks good", "Oh, I bet that tastes good"
And knowing my father he would set it aside and teasingly wait til last to give it to her.

How about you guys, how would it go?

>> No.14394050
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>>14393993
>>14393998
>>14393993

>> No.14394057

>>14393866
10/10 would teasingly run away from , and friendzone!

>> No.14394058

>>14394050
I want to cover myself in mud and hug her

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>>14394003
>>14394037
>>14394042
>tfw we'll never get anything like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmMItLni318 again because Disney banned any future references/products/drawings/etc to Slave Leia
I miss Lucas.

What Monster Girl would best rock the Slave Outfit?

>> No.14394063

>>14394046
Yes, yes, their lumbar spine, no they're eyestalks, they can levitate and also cast a pretty decent spread of magic, they can make more of it from an existing amount and they can likely condense it onto their skin where none exists.

>> No.14394066

>>14394012
>That scene description
Sounds just lovely.
>>14394021
Of course, emotionless broken English. One younger sister who's a regular zombie and an Aunt who's a Wight. Both were resurrected by her after the family was involved in an accident which may have involved careless driving and plenty of vodka.

>> No.14394068

>>14394062
Can you stop posting that monstergirlsona?

>> No.14394078
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>>14394050
>tfw no predator to snu snu you
Will KC make one monstergirl based on them?

>> No.14394080
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14394080

I want a cute kitsune girl to tease me for having a fluffy tail fetish!

>> No.14394084
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>>14394068
>Implying you wouldn't
Is there any cat girl more fuckable?

>> No.14394086

>>14394066
Where might her aunt stay? I may or may not have just wanted to become her husb-Butler. Become her butler.

>> No.14394088
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>>14394068
You mean you don't want to hatefuck the smug out of Fizzshire until she's exhausted and on the brink of tears while apologizing for being such a worthless existence?

Gay.

>> No.14394090

>>14394084
Fuck off.

>> No.14394092

>>14394066
>Sounds just lovely.
Perhaps one day she'll find love with some adventurer who bothered to trek out to the tower looking to "Slay the Lich" or some other such nonsense.

>> No.14394106
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>>14394068
>>14394084
>>14394088
God I want to fuck this cat

>> No.14394107

>>14394080
>she dangles her tail in front of you like in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItUECpFi9_s
>she's even dressed like him ready to fish

>> No.14394109

>>14394088
The only sort of hatefucking I'm into involves the brain.

>> No.14394111

>>14394062
>>14394084
>>14394088
Everything about this cat and the doofus it stands for just really annoy me . At least he didn't ruin a good girl.

>> No.14394113

>>14394086
In a mansion a mile or two away from the castle but still in the same remote region. The imouto however lives in her own room in the castle.
>>14394092
They'd have to make it past the Grizzlybear girls first.

Talking of Liches I just noticed this
http://ectoplasmic-tears.tumblr.com/image/133708135354
Today's a good day.

>> No.14394122

>>14394078
Probably not, and I doubt there's a person who'd be willing to have silent girl Yautja snu-snu. Since they're basically just intergalactic crab-lizard people.

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>>14394113
>tiny hips
Please no tranny Liches.

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>>14394122
>and I doubt there's a person who'd be willing to have silent girl Yautja snu-snu
Yeah about that

>> No.14394139

>>14394113
>http://ectoplasmic-tears.tumblr.com/image/133708135354
Oh damn that's pretty nice! Good find anon.

>> No.14394140

>>14394113
>http://ectoplasmic-tears.tumblr.com/image/133708135354
Her hips are too small in comparison to her upper half.

>> No.14394143

>>14394113
I really like those torn-up stockings.
That's a splendid touch.

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>>14394125
I'm sort of surprised at the proportions, the artist done such a deliciously soft Manticore.

Also just took a look at their page again and more monster girls on the way.
>Jiangshi, shirohebi, mothman, shoggoth, Anubis, Cupid, kikimora

>> No.14394145

>>14394113
>Pierced nipples
How to ruin an image with a single thing

>> No.14394146

>>14394113
>>14394139
>>14394140
Oh yeah I forgot to post that here when I saw it was done.

>> No.14394148

>>14394144
Yeah, that's much better apart from the phallic tailpussy.

>> No.14394151

>>14394047
I'm not sure my dad would like me bringing a monster over to family dinner, and some of my uncles would have some unsavory thing to say as well. There would be the obvious difficulties about eating with no hands, and people asking if it's okay for a harpy to eat a turkey. We can jut eat with her family.

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>>14394148
Indeed, would have posted the one without the whole dicktail thing going on but wanted to show the lower body.

>> No.14394154

>>14394047
A Kikimora would probably push my mother out of the kitchen and do everything herself, which would piss my mother off to no end.
But hey we'd finally have an edible turkey so everyone else would love it.

>> No.14394162

Y/N?

>> No.14394173

>>14394162
What?

Going to take a guess and go with Y.

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>>14394162
/

>> No.14394176
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>>14394162
Goddamn image

>> No.14394183

>>14394145
Moose pls

>> No.14394189

>>14394176
K.

>> No.14394197

>>14394176
I don't know if I'm enough of a man to take them both at once, but absolutely YYYYY

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>>14394176
No, they look lewd and slutty. I want to demonesses wholesome, so that I can lose myself in the passion while fucking her like an onahole.

>> No.14394201

>>14394176
Kneesocks>Panty>Stocking>Garterbelt>Scanty

>> No.14394205

>>14394197
They can always be the ones taking you

>> No.14394208

>>14394047
>first thanksgiving with my Jinko waifu
>would probably try to help my mom in the kitchen but being as large as she is she just gets in the way
>she would probably hate talking to my sister-in-law (she hates me)
>but she would endure it so that she could get to hold her 3 month old baby
>she would then watch football with us
>and eat too much with us
>then we would go home
>and she would not-so-subtlety try to get me to impregnate her
>to which I would instantly comply and stay up until morning with her
>now my Jinko waifu loves thanksgiving
>but now she thinks having a baby every thanksgiving is expected of her

>> No.14394217

>>14394201
Scanty>Kneesocks>>>>>>Brief>>>>>>Stocking>Panty

>> No.14394226

>>14394088
I will never unsee this picture as a guy dressed like a Cheshire because of the man face.

>> No.14394229

>>14394176
Season 2 never

>> No.14394248

>>14394113
>http://ectoplasmic-tears.tumblr.com/image/133708135354
Eh, still the best lich picture we have so far. I have no idea how people fuck her up so often.

>> No.14394256

>>14394248
>The best
Not sure I'd say that...

>> No.14394261

>>14394107
Adorable yet utterly maddening! I'd to pat her tail!

>> No.14394268

>>14394256
We have better?

>> No.14394269

>>14394217
Would threesome with Kneesocks and Stocking, the others can go fuck themselves.

>> No.14394274

>most Wights happen to be former high-ranking soldiers
>no art of them in their armor while brandishing their swords

>> No.14394280

>>14394268
I think so. I know people complain about how the lighting makes her face look on the Norasuko one, but I still think it looks good besides. There've also been a number of really cute sketches produced here in the thread if you count 'em. That one pic by Magnifire is pretty good too...

>> No.14394281

>>14394274
PalaWight when?
Ice-cold armored sex with a Wight when?

>> No.14394288

>>14394131
Yeah about what?

>> No.14394298

Would monster girls have their own languages and accents?

>> No.14394300

>>14394280
>Norasuko
I guess I'm one of those people. The face looked incredibly off, but that's the artist in general really. It wouldn't be out of place on tumblr.

>> No.14394309

>>14394300
I suppose just different tastes; I think the face in that one looks a little off, but I mostly attribute it to the lighting, and I like the artist's work (Faces included) in general.

>> No.14394310
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14394310

Thought's on chubby girls who may or may not have some excess hair? Keep in mind they have perfect, smooth skin that's excellent for doing lewd things to.

>> No.14394316

>>14394310
I like them and would fug/love.

>> No.14394317

>>14394298
Sure, why not? I think such a thing is a fun part of world building.

I know that both Elder Scrolls 5 and Final Fantasy 14 developed languages for their Dragons.

>> No.14394322

>>14394310
Out onto the curb with the rest of the garbitch.

>> No.14394323

>>14394310
nah

>> No.14394325

>>14394310
>body hair
That's too much for me, along with the muffin top the bitch in your picture has.

>> No.14394333

>>14394310
Dear god, delete that.

>> No.14394336

>>14394310
Fine by me.

>> No.14394338

>>14394310
>pic
MONSTER

>> No.14394339

>>14394310
Truly tumbler is the real monster.

>> No.14394345

>>14394310
>All these weenies freaking out over this
I am a man. My dick is ready, willing, prepared to fight.

>> No.14394348

>>14394339
That picture wasn't drawn by a tumblrite.

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>>14394310
>3D fatties are disgusting
>3D body hair is disgusting

>2D chub gets me going now
>2D body hair is GoaT to me now

The times, they are a changin'

>> No.14394359

>>14394348
It features one, though.

>> No.14394365

>>14394298
>>14394317

I wanna awkwardly try to convey a message to a exotic monster girl who can't speak english!

>> No.14394370

>>14394345
Man was not built for such a girth!

>> No.14394371

>>14394358
It's cool. 3D ruins everything. 2D is fun though. There's a lot of things I'd do only in 2D because is good. Like >>14394310, I don't think I could hold back from fucking her. If she were 3d though, she'd be disgusting. but 2d, absolute dicking material.

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14394374

>>14394358
>>14394310
WALLS OF ICE.

>> No.14394376

>>14394345
>You're not a real man if you don't like fatties
Doubt.jpg

>> No.14394378

>>14394365
I want an Abomination's hellish noises to chill my bones as she goes wild and starts screming that she loves me in her own language.

>> No.14394383

>>14394345
TUBlr detected.

go home lardass.

>> No.14394384

>>14394374
>chubby plain girl with glasses
I fucking need that.

>> No.14394386

>>14394310
That ain't chubby. That's a 12 chin blubberback with a skinny bitch head and arm transplant.

>> No.14394387

>>14394374
More than anything, the variety of hot chicks makes me want to play Overwatch.

Tracer, Blackwidow and this chick especially.

>> No.14394393

>>14394310
That's not chubby

>> No.14394401

>>14394310
Fuckable enough for me, I'll take it.

>> No.14394402

>>14394386
>>14394393
Look at her perfect face, arms, and legs though.

>> No.14394410

So who is the go-to fag for snu-snu smut?

>> No.14394425

>>14394310
>fat
>hairy
>not even a monstergirl
GTFO

>> No.14394426
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Congratulations, new husband, on the successful marriage to your lovely anubis wife!
Ahead of you lies a long, organised and wonderful life to be shared with your eternal soulmate. With an anubis, you are guaranteed many happy centuries together, and her skills will ensure that when you finally do leave this life, it'll be with no regrets or unfulfilled plans. And, as with all divinely descended monstergirls and their families, a home in the highest districts of the Afterlife is guaranteed upon death.

Of course, as her husband, you won't be without your own duties. Anubi are creatures of habit. It is their nature to schedule and plan in advance. While practical, this can often mean that the element of surprise (an important component of romance) will be lacking in a relationship. Therefore, it is the duty of the husband to both initially introduce an element of surprise into a relationship, and also inspire his anubis wife in the art of spontaneity.

In this guide, you will learn of one particular way to introduce an element of surprise into your married life.
Consider our hypothetical example: an anubis positioned outside in the winter, with heavy snowfall about. In this environment, the anubis has taken measures to protect herself from the cold. Specifically, she has on a pair of ear muffs, and her paws placed within her pockets to maintain body heat. In this situation, the normally attentive anubis is now vulnerable and receptive to a surprise.
In this situation, when consulted, our esteemed team of researchers, each with a Masters in the field of Anubis Study, recommended just one course of action:
Firstly, exiting the anubis' field of vision and approaching her from behind. After approach, quickly wrap your arms around her and plunge your hands into her pockets. Cover her paws with the palms of your hands, and wriggle your fingers between her digits until you can touch her center pads with your fingertips. Even with her paws clenched, they should still be soft and malleable enough for you to squeeze through with enough effort.
This action serves two purposes. Firstly, the simple act of holding hands and interlacing fingers will excite the anubis, setting her heart aflutter at the sudden act of deeply intimate affection. Secondly, her arms will be pinned in her pockets, leaving her helpless. To an anubis, who is normally in a prepared and advantageous position at all times within her life, this will both confuse and stimulate her with brand new feelings. Unable to free herself or even form a complex string of thoughts in her head, the anubis will be at your mercy, her canine instincts kicking in as she subconsciously acknowledges you as the victor of this encounter.
In such a state, even the most disciplined and cold anubis will melt like warm butter at the touch of their husband. From here, it is recommended that attention be focused on her neck and ears, with small (but harmless) nibbles and bites placed around her neck and collarbone. Kissing the neck's nape will also usually elicit favourable reactions.
What you do from here is your choice, but it is important that your actions convey your affection towards your anubis wife, and make her feel both loved and pleasured in her vulnerable state. If you feel that a more playful approach might be appropriate, consider using your position to bring both you and your wife to the ground. Like this, you will be able to lead into play wrestling and similar activities which can appeal to her usually subdued canine instincts. Just be aware of her weakness to the cold, and ensure that, if her tail is exposed, it does not become wet. When atop your anubis wife, cradling her rear in your hands to prevent her tail from sinking into the snow can avoid this.

Follow these guides, and take away the lessons included within, and you'll be sure to spice up the relationship with your lovely anubis wife in no time at all!

>> No.14394431

>>14394310
>TFW like hairy girls
>3d and tumblr keep ruining them
Fuck my life.

http://exhentai.org/g/802736/b5f12517f5/

>> No.14394432

>>14394426
Nigga do you really expect me to read all that shit

>> No.14394439 [SPOILER] 
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14394439

Did someone say Monstergirl sona?


Personally i'd like to see her drawn as a classy fox woman

>> No.14394441

>>14394374
I want to hug the Yuki-onna in the heavy winter coat and squeeze her and pet her and love her

>> No.14394453

>>14394426
TL;DR an Anubis is really strict and orderly but you can turn her to putty by grabbing her by the hair and fucking her like an animal.

>> No.14394467

>>14394453
Very original.

>> No.14394469

>>14394453
>Go to wonderland
>Get turned into a literal dog
>Ahegaos for days

>> No.14394472

>>14394410
Go to the collection and find one yourself. They list the monsters the writefag is most well known for, I'm sure plenty of them are snu-snu as long as you choose the right species.

>> No.14394476

>>14394426
>her canine instincts kicking in as she subconsciously acknowledges you as the victor of this encounter
I stopped reading here.

>> No.14394484

>>14394472
>They list the monsters the writer is most well-known for
That's a crock of shit if I ever read one.

>> No.14394485

>>14394426
>Slipping your hands into your Anubis wife's pockets to hold her hands in the warm confines of her pockets while hugging her from behind
Oh, I'd give her lots of kisses to her ears and neck alright. Or perhaps cheeks; she is wearing a scarf after all.

I'd certainly strive to maintain a good element of surprise; always giving at least 125% to a happy wedded life. Truly, nothing could be better than married life with Anubis.

>Field of Anubis Study
Truly that sounds like a very interesting, enjoyable field. Perhaps I could take it as a secondary, to learn how to better please an Anubis GF met studying engineering in college.

>> No.14394488

>>14394113
That Lich is hot/10. I would waifu and participate in lots of experiments with her.

It's empirically proven that the monsters surrounding a Lich obey dance logic. All I need to do is play Danny Baranowsky and bounce into them a few times and they'll be out for the count.

>> No.14394489

>>14394176
God damn Kneesocks is amazing.

>> No.14394491

>>14394426
What does it feel like to hold an Anubis' pawsie-wawsies?

>> No.14394495

>>14394484
Would be a cool function though.

>> No.14394503

>>14394491
Like warmth and love and fluff.

There is only one species to surpass Anubi in this regard; Yetis.

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>> No.14394506

>>14394495
Yeah but you don't have to lie about shit neither LDR or ELH are going to implement.

>> No.14394508

>>14394488
Necrodancer would have been GOTYAY is only two things were changed:
>The story should be changed to be actually silly and reflect the fact its about a disco Lich. None of that grimdark shit about curses
>The MC should have been a paladin with a huge afro. This one is easily correctable because my MC is currently Shantae. The sprites are easy to mod.

>> No.14394511

>>14394506
I wasn't him, I was just saying it would be a good function

>> No.14394512

>>14394505
Cuuuuuute!
She's so very, very cuuuuuute!
I just want to hug her!

>> No.14394516

>>14394505
Fat no, Perfect yes.

>> No.14394518

>>14394505
You're enjoying the new Lich huh?

>> No.14394523

>>14394518
>Lich

>> No.14394524

>>14394505
Not fat enough if you ask me

>> No.14394526

>>14394518
Er Wight, not Lich. It's almost midnight and I have stuff to do in the morning, I should make like a Weresheep already.

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>>14394505
Does she have an ass fat enough to match those thighs?

>> No.14394539

>>14394505
Those thighs are perfect for that position where you lie her on her side, lift one of her legs, and hug it as you fuck her

>> No.14394549

>tfw no tomboy Wight who wears my clothes around the house

>> No.14394551

Any drawfags here? How long did it take you to get good? I've been scanning the drawthreads a while back and I heard those that start drawing with the anime artstyle have problems with anatomy later on, so, any tips on how to start?

>> No.14394557

>>14394505
That Wight is cute! And those thighs and ass are fat! But in the best way!

Lewds when Mono? You can't give us a cute girl with killer thighs and not do anything with them

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>Your village sends you away to seek out and destroy a vampire lord who has plagued the surrounding area for centuries
>Upon arriving at her castle, the doors lock behind you and you are attacked by a variety of monstergirls with less than savory intentions
Do you have what it takes to slay Dracula?

>> No.14394562

>>14394557
I'd rather not. It's not always good to have lewds.

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>>14394562
Well that's a heart breaker. Will we at least keep seeing more of this Wight in the future? She's too cute to be left on the Stump.

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>>14394559
DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

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>>14394559
>Monstergirl Castlevenia
D-Do we get to fight death?

>> No.14394580

>>14394569
I'm not Mono, anon, just giving my opinion.

>> No.14394581

>>14394559
>Do you have what it takes to lay Dracula?
Yes. Yes I do.

>> No.14394583

>>14394559
I'm going to marry her instead.

>> No.14394585

>>14394559
Can I lay Dracula instead?

>> No.14394587

>>14394580
Oh well don't scare me like that Anon

>> No.14394588

>>14394559
>all those different sections within Dracula Castle throughout the series
>all those possible comfy living spaces for monstergirls and their husbands if it was in an MGE-esque setting
Dracula-chans castle sounds rad.

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>>14394559
What the village doesn't know is that I'm going to offer the vampire my hand in marriage and submit to her. I defeated the monstergirls on my way just to impress her.

>> No.14394594

>>14394562
>It's not always good to have lewds.
That's not true at all, Wight is really popular with quite a fair bit of art and we haven't even got an image of one taking a dick.

Handjob sure but it's not the same if she isn't getting her meal directly, this is a crime against man and monster alike.

>> No.14394595

>>14394581
>>14394585
>Lay Dracula and seal her away
>She's out for another hundred-or-so years

>> No.14394597

>>14394579
>you will never hand two dozen donuts on her horns and adorn her head with a pineapple, grapes, kiwis and other assorted fruits

>> No.14394599

>>14394439
Shame League is Toxic Cancer
It has some pretty decent monster waifus.

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14394600

>>14394559
>you will never be a young sorcerer in training
>an older CC Vampire will never disguise herself as a loli in an effort to get your attention, and hand in marriage

>> No.14394605

>>14394595
>>Lay Dracula and seal her away
No. Just lay.

>> No.14394609

>>14394551
I'm not a drawfag, but I'll go ahead and assume that /ic/ isn't a very reliable place.

>> No.14394611

>>14394592
Now she has a heir to teach everything she knows. Good job.

>> No.14394612

>>14394600
But doesn't she know I'm not a fa of loli, but rather older CCs?

I mean I appreciate the effort but it kind of works against her in this case.

>> No.14394615

>>14394594
>Wight is really popular with quite a fair bit of art and we haven't even got an image of one taking a dick
Sure, I'm talking about this character in particular. I think that some cute things should just stay as cute, and nothing else. Your imagination can do the rest.

>> No.14394623

>>14394432
Of course not. This is just guide number 14 out of 30 in the Anubis Waifuing Series.

>>14394453
I suppose. Just don't pull too hard. And kiss her frequently.

>>14394476
There's probably a better way to phrase that for people who get overly worked up about that sort of thing. What do you suggest?

>>14394485
Anubis Studies, like every other Monstergirls Studies course, concludes with a half year project in which you will room with a volunteer anubis from the college, and live with her. If, at the end of the project, she feels happy and accomodated for, you pass the course.

>>14394491
Like holding warm, soft clouds that know how to hug back and manage a construction project from start to finish.

>> No.14394624

>>14394615
>I think that some cute things should just stay as cute, and nothing else.
I can dick something and it still be cute. I mean, alps are cute, and you better believe they're filthy little sluts for dick.

>> No.14394644

>>14394505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUwauaE0zEE

>> No.14394647

>>14394611
>heir
But I don't want to be a heir, I want to be a husband!

Or is she married already?

>> No.14394649

>>14394624
>alps
>cute

>> No.14394653

>>14394649
There is literally nothing wrong with finding alps cute.

>> No.14394657

>>14394647
You'll be the one giving her one.

>> No.14394660

>>14394653
>lies
>on the internet

>> No.14394666

>>14394623
>a half year project in which you will room with a volunteer anubis from the college, and live with her.
What if I'm already living with an Anubis I met in another course?

>> No.14394668

>>14394551
Draw a lot, look at what you did and what you did right/wrong, study from art books and learn how to fix the problem so it looks right next time, draw from life, draw things you aren't good at, draw often, draw completed things, draw sketches, draw monstergirls, draw a drawing, draw, draw, draw. Took me like two years to be mediocre because I spent most of my time now trying things out or drawing. The sticky on /ic/ has some good info you could use if you want to get better. Just takes practice to get good at drawing unless you find a way to dick a leanan sidhe and get good that way instead

>> No.14394670

I need to go wurm rustlin'. Gonna get me a bonafide waifu, fellas.

>> No.14394676

>>14394657
Oh alright.

>> No.14394681
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14394681

>>14394538
The healthy size for her thighs.

>> No.14394688

>>14394681
I get the horrible feeling all this shit is related to a terrible writefag over just being something nice and fun

>> No.14394697

>>14394676
Put your heart into it.

>> No.14394698
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14394698

>>14394681
>first ass focused art involving a Wight
Bless you Mono.

>> No.14394699

>>14394688
?

>> No.14394700

>>14394668
If only drawing was as easy as writing.

>> No.14394701

>>14394681
That is a great, cute butt.

>>14394688
Whatever do you mean anon?

>> No.14394707

>>14394681
Fantastic art. She's well drawn and cute.

>> No.14394708

>>14394670
How exactly does one 'rustle' a Wurm? Contrary to popular belief, Wurm-chan isn't a big dummy and won't be 'rustled' laying down.

>> No.14394710

>>14394681
She's absolutely lovely, good job.

>> No.14394722
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14394722

>>14394697
I will!

>> No.14394726

>>14394681
Still waiting on that single tailed fox woman mono!

>> No.14394733
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14394733

>>14394666
Ask her to help you out with the course, and act as the volunteer. All she needs to do is fill in some papers every week to note down your performance.
Officially, the girl in question is asked to remain unbiased in the reviewing process, and eliminate personal relationships as a factor when considering the performance of the roommate taking the course.
But of course, besides the fortnightly group review session, there's no actual way for any of the teachers or examining body to observe what happens within the room of any two people involved in the course. Therefore, they can offer no comment to the allegations that some anubi will outright score perfect marks when the reviewee offers them services such as paw rubs and even nuru massages.

>> No.14394734

>>14394708
There is no Sinterklaas, Zwart Piet is nothing but blackface, you're a shitty land dragon, and I'm banging Krampus on the side.

>> No.14394736

>>14394681
Thank you

Thank you so much

>> No.14394741
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14394741

Bloodsucker booty.

>> No.14394746

>>14394708
Actually, rustlin' her lying down is exactly what I intend to do.

>> No.14394751 [SPOILER] 
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14394751

>>14394741
I want to whip that

>> No.14394755

>>14394681
You should draw her in mummy bandages.
Or Moulin Rouge apparel.

>> No.14394760

>>14394734
I'm not Wurm-chan anon, but if she found you post she'd be crushed. Crushed!

>> No.14394761

>>14394681
Mono you've convinced me you don't draw nearly enough thighs and ass, because clearly we need you to draw more, this is great

>> No.14394763

>>14394751
Simon Belmont looks good with red hair.
It makes him distinguishable from Trevor.

>> No.14394769

Your waifu wants you to fuck her as soon as she gives birth, while she suckles your daughteru

Would you?

>> No.14394774
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14394774

>>14394769
I can't do that

>> No.14394775

>>14394769
No but if she wants it she will rape me anyway

>> No.14394778

>>14394775
Would she rape you while the baby clings to her breast?

>> No.14394779

>>14394769
If it was like a Jinko or a Hellhound , yes. If it was like a Troll or a Kiki, no.

>> No.14394785

>>14394769
She can wait. She'll have every chance in the world for me to fuck her while she suckles our daughteru, for many, many years to come too. As soon as her puss goes back to normal I'm all over that though.

>> No.14394788

>>14394778
She's strong enough to hold me with one arm against a wall and hold the baby with the other one.

>> No.14394789

>>14394779
Are you a bigot?

>> No.14394790

>>14394769
Yes. I would fuck her ass as she lays eggs and I fuck her while baby suckles from her tit and whispering how sexy I think she is with a baby bump.

>> No.14394793

>>14394769
I don't think I could, at least not willingly.

>> No.14394794

>>14394774
>>14394785
What if due to some crazy hormone magic she's tighter and sleeker than ever? I'm talking call out for your mother in fear and ecstacy vagina magic.

>> No.14394798

>>14394681
there's no way i can bait you for dhampir thighs and hips could I?

>> No.14394802
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14394802

>>14394760
>>14394760
Good thing I have immaculate taste in waifus.

Fuck you guys Kraken, Wight, and Shoggoth will always be my top three

>> No.14394812

>>14394802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6cVyoMH4QE

>> No.14394814

>>14394789
No, but it's gross for "normal" pure and mellow girls to want that sorta thing.

>> No.14394818

>>14394794
Then I'm fuckin in there. Sounds like a fantastic first feeding session for our daughteru.

>> No.14394821

>>14394733
>Nuru Massages
Now that's simply glorious.

But anyway, I'm sure that the Anubi volunteers would remain fair and impartial in their assessments; pre-existing relationships or no! After all, they're so structured and thoughtful, it's only logical to assume they could give unbiased reports. Besides, wouldn't paw rubs and other massages be positives regardless?

>> No.14394832
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14394832

>>14394812
Krampus is best Germanic girl.

>> No.14394842

>>14394832
A pile of dirt with a mouth is better than Krampus. Anything is better than that cunt.

>> No.14394849

>>14394812
That movie looks interested. Not normally one for horror flicks, even black comedies like this one is purportedly; but the cinematography if nothing else sticks out to me.

Like that one scene where the woman goes outside, turns around, and sees the Krampus up on the roof. Love that shot.

>> No.14394850

>>14394812
Well, I was just about to post that.
All of those poor victims are going to get taken to Spain.

>> No.14394866

>>14394850
YOU'RE
TOO
SLOW

>> No.14394871

>searching for treasure
>heard of a great collection beyond your wildest dreams
>spend years searching for it
>you finally learn of its location
>but its a the horde of a dragon
>you carefully plain a few valuables, with treasure this valuable only a few trinket will make you a wealth man
>suddenly a scary dragon girl catches you!
>she makes a deal with you, you can take one piece of treasure for every kiss you give her?
What to are you going to do? You wouldn't kiss a scary dragon would you?

>> No.14394881

>>14394871
I Kiss Her and tell her now she is my treasure

>> No.14394885

>>14394871
>associating with a literal whore
nigga no

>> No.14394886

>>14394871
I want to make a better deal with her! Every kiss she gives me is a year she owns me as a treasure! And once those years run out I get all her treasure horde!

>> No.14394890

>>14394821
Of course, but there's rumours of some anubi offering to give perfect scores in exchange for such services. And the course is split into two grading criteria: knowledge and accomodation.
Knowledge marks are given based on the reviewee's knowledge of anubis anatomy, habits and culture.
Accomodation is based on how well a reviewee can adapt to an anubis' quirks, general compatibility, how comfortable they can make one feel, and so on.

Some say that certain anubi will score perfect marks in both categories when pampered in previously mentioned ways.

>> No.14394891

>>14394885
no wait, i would be the whore if I accepted. even worse.

>> No.14394894

>>14394871
No thanks, I'll just go home.

>> No.14394897

>>14394871
Drop everything and plead for forgiveness.

>> No.14394901

>>14394871
>implying a dragon would give up any treasure for kisses.

I wish I could slap you upside the back of the head from here.

>> No.14394921

>>14394890
Well, presumably if they're able to successfully pamper an Anubis, wouldn't that prove their abilities in both knowledge and accomodation?

Hopefully I'd be able to do well for my Anubis roommate.

>> No.14394922

>>14394901
>Implying that she wouldn't get her money back when she claims her newest and most precious treasure you, her new husband.
It's like you don't understand how seduction works. She's reeling the object of her affections in with the kisses. Later come the neck kisses, then the deep kisses, then the frenching, then the fucking.

>> No.14394931

>>14394901
Dragon's are dumb sluts, you bet they'd do something like that.

>> No.14394954
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14394954

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that would do something other than touch fluffy tail.
Can you believe these degenerates?

>> No.14394963

>>14393825
Oh hey, is this jump off a bridge guy?
The one that got banned and some idiot gave a cute nickname to?

>> No.14394973

>>14394954
I mean fluffy tails are cool and all, but I'm just a sucker for the MILF demons, that blueberry skin and black sclera mixed in with proportions that would make a Kardashian even go "DAYUM!"
>it's my one weakness

>> No.14394975

>>14393947
>>14393966
You know, the original monster Wights are very specifically English.

>> No.14394986

>>14394973
>Kardashian
Ew

>> No.14394998

>>14394310
That's 3D tier disgusting

>> No.14395010
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14395010

>>14394921
That's true. People probably just make an issue over it because those already living with an anubis might have an advantage because of that factor, over those who live with a volunteer.

>>14394954
How henous. They should get down on their knees and apologise to the tails.
Just imagine resting your head in a kitsune's lap, while her tails curl around and act as an extra set of soft pillows for you to snuggle into.
How anyone couldn't want that is beyond me.

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14395015

>>14394505

>> No.14395026

>>14394505
>Abigail wearing too tight thigh highs when?

>> No.14395031
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14395031

Who wants a hug?
http://i.imgur.com/1e8Bfio.jpg

>> No.14395034

i just woke up and my day is already ruined.
what are you niggers up to

>> No.14395041

>>14395031
YES I WANT ALL THE HUGS

>> No.14395044

>>14395031
I'd rather fug Deruella while Mari watches.

>> No.14395047

>>14395031
I would be perfectly happy giving them both a great big platonic naked bear-hug in this situation.

>> No.14395050

>>14394963
>replying to a post made four hours ago

>> No.14395053

>>14395031
Those fly honnies are going to cause a health and safety hazard if they keep pouring the potion like that
Someone should put down a sign

>> No.14395060

>>14395034
Nothing worthwhile.

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14395069

>>14395031
>Naked, oily group hug with Hand-holder and Turboslut Prime
What's the worst that could happen?

>> No.14395075

>>14395031
I would rather die than hug either of them.

>> No.14395082

>>14395031
I won't touch the slut on the left, I don't want AIDS

>> No.14395092

>>14395031
>Meanwhile Haohi sits to the side, watching the, jealous of her flat chest lacking the ability to give such great hugs

>> No.14395097

>>14395082
Cunt on the right without a doubt has more.

>> No.14395099

>>14395031
Cool, Mari-tan and the Not Shit Lilim character in NURU Heaven. Thanks bae.

>> No.14395111

>>14395099
>This entire fucking post
End your life immediately.

>> No.14395121

>All these drawfags back
>And still my .less is away
I miss you baby, please give me a sign you're out there. You're the best .less.

>> No.14395122

>>14395031
Dru's tits are bigger canon-wise, but otherwise awesome.

>> No.14395123

>>14395097
Given their background, no.

>> No.14395128

>>14395031
This is probably a bad idea, but okay.
Why am I so weak for Lilims?

>> No.14395130

>>14395121
He was here yesterday.

>> No.14395131

>>14395031
>http://i.imgur.com/1e8Bfio.jpg
Its the Cananuckstan Poutine princess , and duracella, the copper top lilim, she just keeps going nd going and going.

>>14395082
Im sure they paid a lot of money to get that fixed by some shirohebis

>> No.14395133

>>14395130
Please don't respond to the creepy yandere anon.

>> No.14395138

>>14395131
It's spelt Canuckistan, you pleb.

>> No.14395142

>>14395131
Maritan is Canadian? Fuck.

>> No.14395146

>>14395131
>>14395138
>>14395142
Canada exists in MGE?

>> No.14395154

>>14395146
The great northern empire, home of a small group of people who want to break away from everyone else, but get their shit smacked by the rest of the country, they speak a version of a language that isn't quite like the original, and eat poutine daily!

They also have a dangerous thing called a Zamboni!

>> No.14395155

>>14395130
That's what someone said the day before, and the day before that

>> No.14395161

>>14395131
>they
I was only talking about the OC whore.

>> No.14395162

>>14395154
They also have Maple syrup dryads, you prolly don't wanna know where the syrup comes from!

>> No.14395166

>>14395162
Their vagina?

>> No.14395167

>>14395162
But I already know.
They lactate it.

>> No.14395168
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14395168

More waifu

>> No.14395169

>>14395162
Their poop hole?

>> No.14395173

>>14395168
Bad waifu.

>> No.14395174

>>14395031
I don't know if I could survive sex with Druella by herself, let alone both at once.
But I'll try.

>> No.14395176

>>14395154
Thats not funny my parents were killed by a Zamboni!

>> No.14395178

>>14395168
Good waifu.

>> No.14395180

>>14394922
Dragons are greed incarnate.

She's not going to be dumb enough to offer me that deal because I'll give her a peck on the cheek then take the Arkenstone home and live the life of luxury forever.

>> No.14395184

>>14395168
Where do you get these all from, anyway? Are you comissioning them, or requesting them from somewhere?

>> No.14395193

>>14395184
Perhaps he is the "Miaa Anon" of Gazer Girls...

>> No.14395195
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14395195

>>14395161
Nope, no aids here!
>>14395122
I'll adjust them a little later when I decide to do linework and color it
.>>14395154
And epic moose mounts.

>> No.14395198

>>14395174
Get to have sex with Druella, survive several days of wild sex and intimate Handholding and snuggling
You actually survive.

Sex is now boring to you, nothing can compare, its like having the best sportscar in the world , and then driving a Yugo.

>> No.14395205

>>14395184
I ask artists I like.

>> No.14395207
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14395207

>>14395162
>Maple syrup lactating Dryads
Oh yes, I require a greentext of this

>> No.14395208

>>14395195
Whatever happened to that one shy lilim that was going to be bullied?

>> No.14395209

>>14395195
Oh yes the Epic royal mounted moose police?

>> No.14395212

>>14395198
You act like you wouldn't just keep having sex with Deruella.
She doesn't seem like the kind of girl to just let a man go. Especially if we're talking threadcanon Virgin Deruella.
Incidentally, threadcanon Deruella is the best.

>> No.14395216

>>14395155
Because you're an impatient idiot that doesn't know how to navigate Warosu.

>> No.14395218

>>14395212
Threadcanon Deruella a shit.

>> No.14395220

>>14395212
>She doesn't seem like the kind of girl to just let a man go.
She's a turbo slut you dumb motherfucker, the second she sees someone better you're getting tossed.

>> No.14395221

You are walking along and run into (your favorite mg here) and she asks if you are single and you go back to (insert location of privacy here) and get to know each other better..
Several years later you are married , have kids, and a happy family life.

There the ultimate Greentext for you all!

Hope you liked it!

>> No.14395222

>>14395162
>>14395167
>>14395207
Art when?

>> No.14395224
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14395224

>>14395162
Now Maritan is drawing Canadian MGs while eating dryad syrup poutine, as is tradition

>> No.14395230

>>14395168
why the fuck is gazer so popular, what is her appeal other than eye monster

>> No.14395231

>>14395220
She's still a monstergirl and it's hinted that she has a husband in canon. Fuck off.

>> No.14395232

>>14395212
>>14395198
>Be imprisoned in Druella's pleasure palace
>She brings in the "Gimp"
>It's a sentient bondage suit made from the leaves of a Tentacle plant that she created
>Forces you to fuck her while every pleasure center of your brain is being stimulated through your ear and the tentacles ravish every corner of your body
To include your perineum and prostate

>> No.14395233

>>14395218
Isn't Deruella actually married? Her profile has this: "Rare among the monsters, which tend to not get personally involved after obtaining a husband, whenever she sees human women she changes them into monsters without exception."

>> No.14395234

>>14395230
I like latex.

>> No.14395235
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14395235

>>14395218
>>14395220
I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather believe in Deruella being a daki hugging virgin who talks a big game rather than 3DPD.

I mean, come on, you guys are probably the kind of posters who say monstergirls would just go for "Chads" because you have so little self esteem you can't imagine anyone being happy.

>> No.14395236
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14395236

>>14395092
s-shut up..

>> No.14395237

>>14395230
It's mostly just me actively seeking out artists who are interested in drawing her.

>> No.14395240

>>14395232
Remove the spoiler and that sounds wonderful.
Especially if she forces me to fuck her until she ahegaos, but keeps going.

>>14395236
It's true though Haohi, you fucking suck.

>> No.14395243

>>14395231
Don't respond.

>> No.14395244

>>14395237
I'd rather they draw others

>> No.14395247

>>14395236
Poor Haohi, shes still my favorite angel.

Give her some cookies stat!

>> No.14395252
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14395252

>>14395218
>>14395220
>being this bumbamboozled
>applying 3DPD traits to a monstergirl species just because they make you shit yourself in irrational anger

>> No.14395253

>>14395207
I still want a greentext of wheat alarune.

>> No.14395256

Well, we had a guy do lots of Jabberwok art, now we got a guy doing gazer gurls.

Whats stopping you from getting stuff done?

Im getting art of my fav MG done too.

>> No.14395259

>>14395233
Not confirmed but it's probably true. Also people think that she's a slut because she loves corruption when she just uses her DE aura to corrupt everyone.

>>14395235
>Not being a dakihugging virgin = 3DPD
Are you stupid?

>> No.14395260

>>14395256
Don't forget all the ushi-oni stuff too!

>> No.14395261

>>14395244
Then ask them.
Gazer is my waifu, that's why I seek out art of her.

>> No.14395262

>>14395252
Would Druella let me listen to music that doesn't have anything to do with sex?

>> No.14395263
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14395263

What monstergirl would you drink a whole pot of Wonderland Tea for?

>> No.14395264

>>14395240
Remember that one gif of Shantae? Picture that, but with Deruella riding you while the tentacles not only massage your shaft but are stroking at her clit as well and massaging the insides of her pussy while she fucks you to ahegao.

Then she keeps grinding until she milks you till you feel like a mummy.

>> No.14395265

>>14395260
And magma tits, and other lilims...

>> No.14395267

>>14395256
I don't know what my favorite MG still is. All of them seem so good it's hard to choose only one

>> No.14395268
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14395268

We're headin' to the LC and Tim's, mind if we get a ride? Our gas tank's dry as an Anubis' fart eh

>> No.14395273

>>14395256
I'd kill for someone do draw my stuff. But I don't want it to happen unless they want it to do it. And I can't draw so I can't do it myself. Pluss there's good art of most of the species I feature anyway.

>> No.14395275

>>14395252
How the fuck not wanting her to be a moeblob makes me want her to be 3DPD?

>> No.14395277
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14395277

>>14395252
God damn it, why is Deruella so cute?
>>14395264
Oh god. Oh man.

>> No.14395278

>>14395261
I don't see how, like HM there's no real personality or character dude.

>> No.14395281

>>14395268
Fine but I gotta go to Home Depo first, yeah? Chainsaw needs a new chain and my snowblower's fucked.

>> No.14395283

>>14395256
Because I'd probably get too flustered to properly interact with a drawfag.
That's also the reason I've never commissioned before.

>> No.14395285

>>14395236
Don't let them get you down!

Naizuri a great!
.less, draw Haohi giving some Naizuri!

>> No.14395288

>>14395283
Just ask.
It won't hurt.

>> No.14395293

>>14395252
Druella is confirmed to be a turboslut dyke that cheats on her husband behind his back.

>> No.14395297

>>14395283
>tfw I've posted quite a few short yeti and wendigo greentexts that lawyer-chan has drawn
Post cute stories and ideas and hope a drawfag thinks they're cute too

>> No.14395302

>>14395293
Don't reply.

>> No.14395303

>>14395275
I think the 3DPD thing was aimed more at this guy >>14395293 than it was at you.
And there's a big difference between "Frustrated Virgin" and a Moeblob.

>> No.14395304

>>14395293
Anon is retarded for 500, Alex.

>> No.14395309

>>14395281
Swing over to my place I'll fix ya right up with that chain bud, we can have a rip test that sucker oot

I want a bear girl to share a Canadian winter with

>> No.14395312

>>14395263
God those doujins were unbearably lewd.
I loved 'em.

>> No.14395315

>>14395236
Draw us a monstergirl with a thick booty.

>> No.14395316
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14395316

>>14395297
>make a stupid pun about a monster I don't like
>ends up being drawn

>> No.14395319

>>14395268
...LC?

>> No.14395321
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>>14395309
Well y'know, since you DO live in Canada.

>> No.14395323

>>14395319
LCBO, Liquor Control Board of Ontario, stores that sell wine and various liquors

>> No.14395330

>>14395323
Ah. I'm more familiar with just Liquor Depot or Liquor Barn.

>> No.14395331

>>14395319
What >>14395323 said, or slang for NSLC, the Nova Scotia Liquor Company.

>> No.14395333
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14395333

I want to see a tanuki get frustrated by her target man being not only oblivious to her advances, but also lucky enough to avoid all forms of debt though odd coincidences.

>> No.14395337

>>14395309
Right on, still gotta get the spark plug for the blower though, 'less you got a spare one round eh bye?

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14395338

>>14395168
I kind of liked gazer before, but she's made my top ten. How has this happened?

>> No.14395341

>>14395333
Would she masturbate furiously to a picture of him while complaining about how he's so lucky with money?

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>>14395208
Waiting for the person who requested her to finish the start of her story, then I'll draw some scenes for it here and there.
Just sketches for the most part though.
>>14395209
Yeah them!
Don't forget the people from the land of Quebec.

>> No.14395347

>>14395321
>Monster girl Canada would be full of Zipangu girls
>While most are good I would have to deal with shit like Jurougumos, Ushi Onis, Oomukades and Akanames being fucking everywhere.
God damn, tough choice.

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14395349

>>14395338
Gazer is perfection, Gazer is the cutest.

>> No.14395351

>>14395277
Then to make it even worse, Anon!

She holds your hands as she grinds into you, maintaining eye contact, telling you how delightful you'll be as an Incubus

>> No.14395353

>>14395338
>How has this happened?
She's not a cunt, is decent in the MGE, mildly amusing in threadcanon and has a cute figure. It's not that strange, reallly.

>> No.14395355

>>14395344
>Don't forget the people from the land of Quebec.
I wish I could, fuck those faggots.

>> No.14395362

>>14395347
Don't you mean Mist Continent girls?

>> No.14395368

>>14395344
Lilim fashion show when?

>> No.14395370

>>14395362
Same thing.

Thanks for the correction.

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>>14395344
>Don't forget the people from the land of Quebec.
Those smelly, cheese eating surrender monkeys? Freeze them for good

>> No.14395374

>>14395236
At least she'll always have her feet!

>> No.14395375

>>14395333
>the CEO of CoonPoon Unlimited has her eyes set on a young, enterprising mailroom boy from a small subsidiary
>tries to get him under her grasp by buying his bank and credit card provider
>at the last minute he is wooed away with a ridiculously low interest rate card
>when she finds out she realizes who it was who took him away from her
>her arch-rival, the CEO of BushyTushie & Partners!
>the young mailboy continues his life oblivious to the high-stakes game of corporate espionage, hostile takeovers and insider trading ops happening over him
>he is just super on board with these super low interest loans and awesome credit rating he is getting
>bet he could totally that sweet coffee table he saw at IKEA last weekend

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>>14395351
Don't do this to me anon.
Don't fucking do this to me.
How hard would it fluster her if I kissed her after she said that? I know it would take some struggling, but I'd try.

>> No.14395380

>>14395344
Who's the one writing about her?

>> No.14395381

>>14395353
But anon, she's not really the type I look for. I will admit she has a really nice body and thinking about using her own gazer gel to solidify and lock her arms behind her back is bretty gud. I guess I'm Optomistic

>> No.14395383
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14395383

You're a little short on cash this fall, so you put out an ad; You have a spare room and are willing to rent it out for students to the nearby college. Several people send you response e-mails and now it's time to pick one

>Dark Priest (Theology): She can afford the rent and pay for herself, but not much else. But she has rather simple needs for living and won't cost too much extra. However, she can get a little preachy and may try to force her views on you.

>Jinko (Health Science): She's got her own workout equipment and will use it frequently. She's extremely confident in her body and won't object to you watching her. However, she may require a sparring partner once in a while, and she will throw out anything that she deems unhealthy.

>Raiju (Electrical Engineering): She has a wide assortment of tools and can be very handy around the house. She'll keep your applianes running like new. However, she likes to bring her projects home a lot. Your electric bill is probably going to skyrocket.

>Lich (Double major, Chemistry and Biology): She's really smart, but incredibly shy. She'll probably stay in her room alone all day, but doesn't object to you being around too much. You won't have to worry about getting sick, as she can easily cure what ails you. But some of her experiments can get morbid, and you may find yourself becoming an unsuspecting test subject on occasion.

>Vampire (History): Money is no object for her. She'll pay whatever rent you decide on, and is more than willing to pay for any expenses while she lives there. Sh is even wiling to treat you to a few nights out and trips during breaks. But she is very high-handed. You will essentially be her servant while she lives there and be expected to meet her standards.

>Wood Elf (Ecology): A total granola girl who's making her first real excursion away from her village. She lives very simply, but won't be able to pay much beyond rent. Her culture has access to all sorts of special herbs and potions, and she's more than wiling to share. Expect to have a lot more plants and fertilizer in your house, and to get a lecture if you're overly wasteful.

>Shark Mermaid (Marine Biology): She's very outgoing and sociable. Despite the odd pirate tendencies, she's actually pretty smart and helps with whatever she can. While she tries to be self-reliant, you'll have to be around a bit to assist her with certain things. You'll have to make your house wheelchair-accessible, though she's willing to work to pay off the costs. Expect a high water bill and occasional replacement of silverware.

>Anubis (Law):Expect her to be up at all hours studying. She can be a bit blunt, but ultimately she's a decent girl. She'll happily abide any rules or boundaries that you set up, so long as you do the same. She has a tendency to get bossy & treat you like an assistant if you help her with stuff, but she always makes up for it.

>Succubus (Undeclared): A sex demon studying abroad from the country of your choice. Very outgoing and equally perverted. She'll pay for the rent, but that's about it. Unless you stay on her, she'll ignore chores, raid the fridge, and come home in the middle of the night completely hammered. But she keeps an open door policy. She's completely fine with casual sex any time and is open to doing almost anything. She'll also frequently walk around the house wearing very little clothing, if any at all.

>Alp (Gender Studies): You sure you want this? Hey, I'm not here to judge. She maintain several blogs at once. If anything happens in the house, you can be guaranteed it's on the internet by the end of the night. She also has a tendency to spout nonsense and baseless 'facts' about just about anything, though she'll usually back down if you assert yourself. Despite how abrasive she can be, she shows you a lot of affection and tries to be as close as possible to you all the time.

>> No.14395387

>>14395377
Enough for a cataclysmic orgasm that rocks both of you until you're sweating, panting messes and the corruption is spreading through your body as Deruella's wings fall on you both like a shroud!

Only for her to smile in the afterglow and nuzzle your nose with hers! THE FIEND!

>> No.14395389

>>14395373
Quebecois would never surrender, they're so full of themselves they think the enemy will just die for them.

>> No.14395392

>Doing essay
>Come across weird hippy societies from the 1800s

>"The Oneida community believed strongly in a system of free love known as complex marriage, where any member was free to have sex with any other who consented. Possessiveness and exclusive relationships were frowned upon. Unlike 20th century social movements such as the Sexual Revolution of the 1960s, the Oneidans did not seek consequence-free sex for pleasure, but believed that, because the natural outcome of intercourse was pregnancy, raising children should be a communal responsibility. Women over the age of 40 were to act as sexual "mentors" to adolescent boys, as these relationships had minimal chance of conceiving. Furthermore, these women became religious role models for the young men. Likewise, older men often introduced young women to sex. Noyes often used his own judgment in determining the partnerships that would form, and would often encourage relationships between the non-devout and the devout in the community, in the hopes that the attitudes and behaviors of the devout would influence the non-devout."

Would Dark Priest communities be like this? I'd hope they would, I'd sign to join them.

Mainly for the MILF banging and education.

>> No.14395398

>>14395383
Lich please.

>> No.14395399

>>14395383
Gotta go with the Anubis

>> No.14395400

>>14395383
Oh man...tough pick between the Anubis and the Lich...

Really tough, close call, but I think I'd lean a bit more towards the Lich. I adore Anubi, but I'd rather a girl interested in the sciences than law, so...

>> No.14395401

>>14395383
Shark

>> No.14395404

>>14395383
The succubus, if only because I want to hammer some work ethic into her.
Also my penis.
But seriously, imagine being her serious roommate. Imagine the arguments over what is and isn't an appropriate time for no pants.
Imagine the hatesex that eventually becomes loving sex.

>> No.14395407

>>14395383
Best Girl with worst major? Though if anyone has a valid opinion on the subject, it's them.

I'll take Raiju. I need to borrow tools in my profession and I can help with the grunt work, maybe.

>> No.14395409

>>14395392
Overally, ew.

Sounds kinda lewd, but...ew.
Think I'd rather just observe or watch a pornographic documentary than have any kind of participation in such a group.

>> No.14395411

>>14395265
Who the fuck is Magma Tits and why should people care.

>> No.14395414

>>14395387
I'd gladly become corrupted for her.
I'll corrupt her in return by exposing her to video games! She'd probably love Bayonetta.

>> No.14395425

>>14395383
Dark Priest, I'll be able to ignore her until spring when I can kick her out.

>> No.14395427

>>14395392
That does sound like something a dark priest would do. They'd make the older MG still try REALLY hard to conceive though. You know, for the fallen god and all.

>> No.14395428

>>14395383
I'll take the Alp.

And go full /pol/ on her.

Expect her to be redpilled by the end of the week and change her Major to "Mein Kampf"

>> No.14395431

>>14395383
I guess I'll pick up the Vampire, even if she's a handful.

>Alp
>Genderstudies
Real degrees only.

>> No.14395437

>>14395383
I hate roommates.

>> No.14395440

>>14395383
Vampire

>> No.14395443

>>14395383
The anubis sounds lovely but every law student I've met turned out to be terrible.

>>14393658
great taste detected
That reminds me, I wanted to draw PRW's daki demon a while back. soon.jpeg

>> No.14395444

>>14395341
Furiously masturbate to a special crafted dakimakura of anon that she bites into at times in frustration, how was she supposed to know he'd find a box of jewelry to pay off his debt.

>> No.14395446

>>14395414
I'm far too non-lewd to render Deruella properly. Even though Kitsch is tsun about it.

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>>14395411

>> No.14395453

>>14395383
Lich

>> No.14395456

>>14395407
In order of want
Raiju>lich>bopbait>anubus=succubus>rest. Pretty sure I could deal with any of those fairly readily.

>> No.14395457

>>14395443
>spoiler
I shall await with cock in hand

>> No.14395458

>>14395447
Looks like a shitty Akantor senpai

>> No.14395459

>>14395383
Dark Priest I guess all of them sound annoying to be honest

>> No.14395466

I want to hug a panda.

>> No.14395468

>>14395383
I'd listen to what an Alp had to say about gender.

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>Anon is touring MGC, again, this time down by the docks
>It's getting late and you decide to leave via the bus near the dock
>The nice safe bus that takes mainstreets
>As you're grabbing your fannypack some splashing noises start nearby
>Turning to see what's causing the noise, a salty sailor sharkgirl in the water comes into view
>Grinning wildly at you she says "Hey, want a drink while you wait buddy?" while holding up some Rum

What do you do Mr. Anon?

>> No.14395470

>>14395383
>>14395468
All I need to know about Gender is that penis goes in vagina, a simple fact I'll gladly teach the Alp.

>> No.14395472

>>14395469
Fuck yeah, I love rum. Time to get hammered and lick her gills.

>> No.14395476

>>14395469
Tell her I don't drink alcohol and walk away.

>> No.14395482

>>14395469
Tell her rum is for sissies. Walk away to find Wisp for some relocate ganking.

>> No.14395510

>>14395469
Yeah, it might be the combination of underboob that's doing it, but those gills look really lewd. Gunna have to tease and tickle and make out with them.

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>>14395472
A man of excellent taste.

>> No.14395518

>>14395031

Dude, you just made my night with that picture, very nice job. Druella seriously needs more art in general

>> No.14395521

>>14395469
Do we still call them vagina bones if she doesn't have any bones?

>> No.14395523

>>14395383
I'll take the Anubis or the Lich.

>> No.14395537

>>14395517
I want to drive my boat into her.

>> No.14395541

>>14395521
Vagina cartilage.
Actually, Anon brings up a good point.

If you have a Shark waifu is she exceptionally flexible and bouncy since her skeleton is made of cartilage instead of bone?
If she's riding you really hard will her fish pelvis act as a shock absorber?
If you hug her really tight does she squish a little bit?

>> No.14395543

>>14395537
You what? That's a shark, not a manatee. She's not HEALTHY enough to be a manatee.

>> No.14395550

Am I the only one who wants a shark girl who isn't a mermaid?
>Still has a tail with a fin on the end
>Grey skin
>Sharp teeth
>Black void eyes

>> No.14395552

>>14395543
>>14395543
You don't get it. I'm going to drive my boat into her so I can see the doll's eyes she has before blowing my propane tank into her vagoo

>> No.14395555

It's almost Thanksgiving. Please tell me at least one drawfag is working on a HEALTHY turkey harpy image.

>> No.14395557

>>14395541
She probably would.
My god, we've found a monstergirl who can pelviscerate men without actually breaking their pelvises!

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>>14395550
nope

>> No.14395562

>>14395550
As long as she still has gills for tender teasing and ventral fins for pelvis hugs.

>> No.14395564

>>14395555
Go away Fatfag.

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>>14395555
I want to see a Werecat kitten rolling around in a knit outfit like pic-related.

>> No.14395570

>>14395552
kinky

>>14395555
Turkeys are ugly though. And I don't want to sexualize my food. Cows and pigs don't count, don't ask me why.

>> No.14395580

>>14395570
>Turkeys are ugly though
So are monoeyes but that hasn't stopped us from sexualizing them.

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14395584

Hey y'all, update before I turn in.

I kinda rushed the ending after I finished describing the arriving party, but I'll explode the moment some the next time I write, which will probably just be tomorrow.

Anyhoo, enjoy. Please leave your criticism in response to this if you have any. And if anyone knows of a word that is the feminine version of "concierge" let me know.Thanks in advance.

>> No.14395594

>>14395584
You forgot something, famiglia.

>> No.14395603 [DELETED] 

>>14395594
I did?

>> No.14395609

>>14395580
For some reason, I picture turkeys being similar to Jubjubs in appearance. Flightless, pudgy, large breasts and thighs. The only difference being that turkeys have really fancy tails and aren't forever lewd.

>> No.14395610

>>14395603
Look again.
Look hard.
Feel silly.

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>>14395603
Did you?

>> No.14395623

>>14395609
Except for on Thanksgiving where they enjoy being ritually "eaten" and "stuffed" on tables. Also being covered in gravy.

For that one day a year they outlewd the jubjub.

>> No.14395639 [DELETED] 

>>14395610
>know.Thanks

This?

Something in the story?

I have my trip...

I'm so confused.

>> No.14395652

>>14395639
Shibbledibble pls.

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>>14395639
ARE YOU SERIOUS

>> No.14395663

>>14395639
Are you real?

>> No.14395665

>>14395653
>>14395652
http://pastebin.com/ryEY7FVx

Oh god.

>> No.14395671

>>14395665
>He still doesn't know
KEK

>> No.14395692

>>14395383
The vampire.

>> No.14395696

>>14395447
It annoys me that the highlight of that story so far is ripping that salamanders tail off.

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>>14395665
There you go, silly billy. Also, be sure to include the line number of each successive update.

In regards to the update itself, that Dhampir sounds awesome and I look forward to seeing more of her.

>> No.14395699

How would our world's history change if Monster girl appeared, let's say around the Dark Age, ?
Would certain event still happen ?
Reconnaisance ? WWI and WWII ?
Bonus: Zipangu monster during Sengoku Era or late Edo ?

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14395712

>>14395472
>>14395510
All of you get some Shark Girl pootang, nothing forceful, all is well with the world.

>>14395476
>>14395482
All of you get grabbed and pulled underwater. She will roughly rape you and between giving you air she will also force you to drink rum.

The logistics of her getting the rum out of the bottle and into her mouth to then be put in your mouth remain a mystery to this day.

>>14395521
This anon get's Alped and stripped by the Robot Devil and has to ride the bus home naked.

>> No.14395718

>>14395699
The would have honestly been killed or put in camps if the appeared in any period but modern day. But if they weren't killed, we would be seeing less women women.

>> No.14395721

>>14395698

Oh, ok I'll do that from now on. I have never once done it before though. Didn't know everyone else did.

Anyway you will, but I'll say this. Do not expect smut, ever. Lewdness, sure. Suggestive themes, absolutely. But there won't be any explicit sex scenes.

Posting on my phone now so no trip.

>> No.14395722

>>14395712
>force you to drink rum.
Bitch is fucking dead.

>> No.14395723

>>14395712
Can I take the Alp? I want the Alp!

>> No.14395724

>>14395612
Ridhe what're you doing.

>> No.14395728

>>14395721
Neato.
>>14395724
He's sulking like a bitch, in a tub of bitches.

>> No.14395749

>>14395712
>Tales of knights fighting dragons become real. The few who survive hide away, embittered towards humanity
>Oda Nobunaga leads an army of centaur cavalry and monoeye arquebusiers alongside Hattori Hanzo's kunoichi forces
>Hitler leads a campaign of genocide against monsters, shifting from Aryan Pride to Human Pride

>> No.14395759

>>14395749
Meant for >>14395699
Goddamnit...

>> No.14395764

>>14395723
You're welcome to ask >>14395521

Damn fuccbois...

>> No.14395772

>>14395696
>ripping that salamanders tail of
why did she do that?

>> No.14395790

>>14395665
Gunna tease you about this for a while

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14395858

Give her the A

>> No.14395871

>>14395858
The A?

>> No.14395873

>>14395723
>Can I take the Alp? I want the Alp!
Kyaa!

But seriously robot devil, if you're going to alp me at least answer the damn question!

>> No.14395874

>>14395858
I'd give her my ass.

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>>14395858
>you will never encounter a 7 foot tall busty Wendigo on a particularly cold winters night
>she will have a fearsome silhouette, eyes glowing along with her pussy and mouth steaming from arousal

>> No.14395885

>>14395858
>Awa awa, ufufufu

>> No.14395889

>>14395884
She's getting hugged.

>> No.14395894

Would it be possible to get physical copies of the whole MGE series at this point?

>> No.14395895
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>> No.14395899

>>14395894
They're probably both quite rare and expensive at this point.

>> No.14395902

>>14395895
Those look awfully swollen. Lay back and let me relieve some of that pressure.

>> No.14395907

>>14395884
>Big, busty Wendigo out on a cold winter night
Those nipples must be hard as diamonds

>> No.14395913

>>14395907
All the better to warm them up with the help of some hot saliva.

>> No.14395918
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14395918

Pinky is very lewd and I wish to hold hands with Pinky.

>> No.14395926

>>14395913
I read the word "hot" and for some reason I expected to read "cocoa" next. Either I haven't been here long enough or I was born yeti bait.

>> No.14395933

>>14395858
Arawawara

>> No.14395939

>>14395918
Ashido's not a bad pick.
I kinda prefer Midnight though.

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>>14395918
Pinky is good, but graceful adult frorge...

>> No.14395956

>>14395894
The World Guides are easier to acquire than MGE-1, I believe. As are the 4 fanfic compilation LNs. Check Melon-Books for stock.

Not sure, but hopefully there'll be reprints of the previous books for the comiket when he releases MGE-2, which will hopefully be this summer.

>> No.14395957

>Wight cosplaying as Sylvanas
Can someone draw this?

>> No.14395966

>>14394505
>>14394681
Dear Diary,
the curves were perfect.

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14395998

got this drawn

>> No.14396003

>>14395998
cute

>> No.14396007

>>14395998
Other than the long neck, she's pretty cute.

>> No.14396030

Which MGs for assertiveness without full-on dom antics?

>> No.14396031

>>14395998
would the request thread on /a accept MGE?

>> No.14396034

>>14396031
Not really, but /tg/ will.

>> No.14396039

>>14396030
Define "full-on dom antics'

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14396040

>>14396007
>he doesn't like long necks

>> No.14396071

>>14396039
BDSM, humiliation, that sort of thing.

>> No.14396074

>>14395998
Fucking nice. More Salamanders/Lizards are always good. Is she going to be coloured?

>> No.14396079

>>14396030
Minotaur, Holstaur, Werewolf, Werecat, Slime.
The "vanilla" types basically.

>> No.14396088

>>14396071
Only a few monsters are really "hard dom". Girls like Amazons, Ushis, Vampires and Dark Elves. The rest don't have too much of that.

>> No.14396093

>>14396074
probably not.
I was just continuing my crusade for more art in general of my favourite girls.

>> No.14396098

>>14396071
Almost any of them. I can think of any off the top of my head that are indicated to be into that sort of stuff.

>> No.14396102

>>14396088
>Amazons
>hard-dom
kek

>> No.14396105

>>14396102
Well they appeal to people who want to be ssnu-snu'd and kept as a house husband.

>> No.14396110 [SPOILER] 
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14396110

You know what you should do?

COME ON DOWN TO THE RACES!

WE GOT RACING, WE GOT FOOD, WE GOT IT ALL, LOCATED IN SCENIC HORSE PUSSY KINGDOM AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY!

COMPETE FOR PRIZES (Couples only) IN THE RACES, WATCH THE SPIDER PUSSY RACES, LISTEN TO FAMED BAND "Horse Plow" AT HALFTIME, ENJOY THE SURROUNDING WOODLANDS!

YOU WANT TO GAMBLE? YOU CAN DO THAT HERE, WITH MONEY OR OUR FAMED PINK SLIP BETS (Single Men Only)

YOU WIN YOU GET SOME PRIZE MONEY, YOU LOSE AND YOU'LL BE ATTENDING THE DATING AUCTION FOR CHARITY AFTER THE RACES CONCLUDE, WHERE FINE HORSE PUSSY AND SPIDER PUSSY CITIZEN WILL BID TO BUY A DATE WITH YOU!

SO COME ON DOWN TO THE RACES FOR A GOOD TIME!

>> No.14396115

>>14396105
Yeah, but
>>14396071
doesn't really apply

They're always the dom, but they aren't hard-doms.

>> No.14396116
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>>14395031
Ill take it

>> No.14396123

>>14396088
The stuff he's describing isn't even really part of dom/sub. Abuse and humiliation and stuff like that is its own separate fetish.

>>14396102
They do public sex. You could count that as humiliation, it depends.

>> No.14396125

>>14396116
Is this how he got Alped?

>> No.14396127

>>14396110
I don't like the races or gambling, and it's easy to get monstergirls to pay you for dates.

>> No.14396130

>>14396123
>The stuff he's describing isn't even really part of dom/sub. Abuse and humiliation and stuff like that is its own separate fetish.
More people need to understand this

>could count that as humiliation
That's fair.

>> No.14396132

>>14396130
Problem is people tend to equate dom/sub with S/M, and it doesn't work that way. You can be a dom without being a sadist and you can be a sub without being a masochist.

>> No.14396134

>>14396116
>"My OC can beat up your OC!"

>> No.14396142
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>>14396040
rokurokubi girl when?

>> No.14396146

>>14396142
I don't see the sexual appeal.

>> No.14396147

>>14396134
>"Hurr durr lilums are awesome powerz you can't do that waaaahhhh"

>> No.14396149

>>14396110
>Love horse pussy
>Terrified of spider pussy

This is the ultimate gamble. I'm in!

>> No.14396151

>>14396149
I disagree with your taste in pussy

>> No.14396157

>>14396146
I think you have to be a Jap weirdo with a neck fetish to get it.

>> No.14396158

>>14396147
That's not what I was trying to imply.

>> No.14396162

>>14396149
You need to switch that around.

>> No.14396164

>>14396110
Sounds like a good time, though I'm not that big on spider pussy.

>> No.14396165

>>14396146
I've been trying to think of a snarky answer for this but i can't come up with anything. I guess the same reason any monstergirl would be appealing. It's exotic, but not hideously deforming.

>> No.14396166
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14396166

small image dump incoming

wock and paladin sketches coming soon

>> No.14396171
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>> No.14396174

>>14396116
At the time, this was a good idea
The microsecond while she was in the air

>> No.14396175
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>> No.14396177
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>>14396174
dont worry druella approves

>> No.14396178

>>14396171
>that expression
>those sleepless eyes
Daaamn.

>> No.14396179

>>14396177
Nobody likes you, turboslut. Go back to your daki.

>> No.14396183

>>14396177
>Druella approves of your basic understanding of CQC
>Mari would chase you to the ends of the Earth like she's on her period
I think we all know who the superior Lilim is

>> No.14396184

>>14395956
I'm trying to get caught up reading up on all the lore on the wiki and it makes me wanna write something myself.
Not that I've written anything before other than in my head but I'd like to try coming up with a fantasy story. Maybe I'll do a story contained within MGE Eventually, and not just a pure fapfic

>> No.14396193

>>14396175
Damn ho just realized that teachers don't get gangbangs every recess like in all that porn she watches.

>> No.14396195

>>14396149
You could just date horse pussy citizens instead of purposefully losing bets.

>> No.14396197

>>14396195
Who says I'm purposely losing? It just means I'm more likely to play the odds.

>> No.14396200

>>14396195
>getting a date that isn't forced on you
Where do you think we are?

>> No.14396204

>>14396200
In a place full of crazy people with bad ideas, it seems.

>> No.14396207

>>14396166
I desire to lick those muscles.

>> No.14396226
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14396226

Step right up, I've got the softest Elves in town!

>> No.14396227

>>14396146
>not wanting a neckjob from Kanocchi
Full body hugs with the added benefit of legs/thighs

>> No.14396229

>>14396226
>round ears
You're the worst.

>> No.14396230

>>14396226
Those are human QBs you retard.

>> No.14396234

>You will never pester your harpy, angel, or any flight able monster girl with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejTgl3cCyDo

>> No.14396235

>>14395383
Torn between the Jinko and the Succubus.

>> No.14396236

>>14396226
THIS. IS. A. SCAM.

>> No.14396240

>>14396229
>>14396230
>>14396236
This is why people need to be careful at the slave market. Charlatans everywhere.

>> No.14396243

>>14396226
>elves with their shittiest feature removed
I like this idea!

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>>14396226
>Not elves
>Not even that soft
You're a phony!

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>>14396263
>>14396240
What is it, citizen?

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>>14396269
This man >>14396226 is a fraud! He's trying to pass these off as soft elves. They are clearly human, and their softness is questionable at best.

>> No.14396278

I want to learn magic for the sole purpose of giving monster girls cheap, arcane plastic surgery.

A kobold wants plumper lips?
Magic!

Gazer thinks she's packing on the pounds?
A little magic can move it elsewhere!

Elf too boney?
I got a spell for that too!

>> No.14396283

>>14396273
Right. Let's get down to the station and get to the bottom of these "Elves".

>> No.14396295

do you think we could get the monster equivalent of crazy cat ladies?

like lizard girls with loads of pet lizards
or lamias with a bunch of snakes
or crazy catgirl man.

>> No.14396297

>>14395383
Jinko
we'll lift together.

>> No.14396301

>>14396295
Office Alp CC.

>> No.14396309

>>14394047
If I had a Gazer for a girlfriend I'd have the morale needed to be the best human I can be for her.

>> No.14396313
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14396313

Spider-hugs.

>> No.14396314

>>14396295
>spoiler
You mean like that one guy who keeps a bunch of mousegirls tied up and in cages in his bedroom?

>> No.14396317
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14396317

Most things from your childhood probably had at least one monster girl.
Digimon, for example, is fucking filled with waifus.

>> No.14396322
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14396322

>>14396317
It is known.

>> No.14396323

>>14396301
Is she the sort of lady that would collect a bunch of Wocks?

>> No.14396326

>>14396323
Nobody collects those. They're ferocious and territorial.

>> No.14396338

>>14396322
This is kinky and not fit for children. Why didn't I understand it as a kid?

>> No.14396349

>>14396322
>>14396338
Who knows; I just know LadyDevimon was the first female anything I was ever actively attracted to.

>> No.14396360

>>14396349
See, it fucked you up! It made you associate non-human entities and black leather with sexual attraction! This is horrible! Jesus wept!

>> No.14396372

How would react if you were hit in the face by an expulsion of gas from a tailpussy?

>> No.14396374
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>>14396295
>lizard girls with loads of pet lizards
that would be fun

>> No.14396375

>>14396360
>See, it fucked you up!
>Not improved

>> No.14396376

>>14396372
"That's a lot of fish".

>> No.14396381

>>14396146
>>14396227
Plus think of necking. That's six plus feet of pure sensitive, erogenous zone.

That and you could kiss while doing her from behind. Or stick her head in your lap from across the room. So many possibilities, anon. You're clearly not imaginative enough for these threads.

>> No.14396388
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>>14396375
But this is wrong! WRONG!

>> No.14396402

>>14396322
>>14396388
Post more of her.

>> No.14396410
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>>14396313
I wanna hug an Ushi-oni!

>> No.14396413

>>14396410
I want to play with their fluffy ears.

>> No.14396421

>>14396388
If a sexy demoness clad in nothing but a leather catsuit and chains is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Why isn't there more good porn of her?

>> No.14396431

>>14396421
Because it's a old and overshadowed by pokemon in it's age due to unfortunate naming coincidences.

>> No.14396434

>>14396431
That didn't stop that fucking furry.

>> No.14396436

>>14396431
That's sad. Ladydevimon looks like she'd be fun to play with.

>> No.14396437

>>14396434
Forgot about that one.
But that was because of furries.

>> No.14396442

>>14396142
that might be fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXDOJ7z_vlg

>Having her neck wrap around you and your arms, binding you as she rides you and kisses you unrelentingly

>> No.14396445

>>14396434
But that's furries. They're weird. All they really had going was Sonic before that.

And if we're being honest, I've seen some good shit for Renamon...

>> No.14396449

>>14396436
Imagine being a Digidestined and having a Ladydevimon as your partner. She'd probably be a relentless tease.

>> No.14396450

>>14395594
>>14395610
>>14395612
>>14395652
>>14395653
>>14395663
what did I miss?

>> No.14396453

>>14396450
Writefag forgot to add a link to the story in the post and didn't realize it for a humorously long time.

>> No.14396462

>>14396449
A recurring fantasy personally.

>> No.14396464

>>14396449
>>14396462
Tell me more.

>> No.14396484

>>14396464
Imagine her being as flirtatious as she can, and she has no sense of personal space.
You're sleeping, well then she'll climb into your sleeping bag with you and you'll wake up with her hand on your crotch. Nothing lewd, it's just there.
She'll make it a habit of bending over to pick things up and "accidentally" showing off her impressive ass and hips thanks to her skintight outfit.
She'll use innuendo liberally and occasionally make lewd gestures at you while giving you the bedroom eyes.
And eventually, if you don't pick up on her flirting, she's going to cut to the chase and wake you up with a blowjob.
She might even want to rope other female digimon into your group as a harem, if you're into that.
You could have a party of Digimon in the games.

>> No.14396488

>>14396484
I want her to help me wrap Lilymon in thorny vines and make her squirm!

>> No.14396512

>>14396488
She's probably a bit of a Dominatrix, so yeah she'd help you with that.
She'd probably cling you from behind and whisper encouragement while you plow a Lilymon's fat ass.
Occasionally she'll probably spank the Lilymon to make her tense up so she gets tighter.
What's next? Lilamon? Rosemon? Kazemon? Ranamon?

>> No.14396515

>>14396512
I don't recognize any of those.

>> No.14396516

>>14396512
Angewomon.

>> No.14396520
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>>14396515
Allow me to post this handy chart.

>> No.14396525

>>14396515
Lilamon is pretty much Lilymon with more flower, Rosemon is Lilymon's mega form, and a rose based Dominatrix, Kazemon is a tall fairy in a bikini, and Ranamon's a fish idol who, if you go by the dub, has a southern belle accent.

>> No.14396534

>>14395375
Bonus points if some non threatening looking MG gets him instead while the Tanuki's are bikkering. Like a Kiki or a Nekomata

>> No.14396539

>>14396525
>rose based Dominatrix
I'll take her and Ladydevimon double-teaming me, please.
I can take it. No safewords.

>> No.14396540

>>14396516
Oh, you mean her goody two-shoes rival?
She's probably going to rub it in that she got to be a Digidestined's partner and not Angewomon while forcing the her to give you paizuri.

>> No.14396546

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, think up some non-sexual ways to take care of your waifu.
Like tail brushing, scale polishing, and general bathing.

>> No.14396548
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Do you sexualize the claw?

>> No.14396550 [SPOILER] 
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>>14396539
>yfw when Rosemon cums she goes Burst Mode

>> No.14396552

>>14396278
But where would the extra body mass go/come from?

>> No.14396557

>>14396552
>go
Soap.

>> No.14396558

>>14396539
Are you sure? I mean, you're pretty much giving to latex clad women who are at least a foot taller than you free reign to grind up against you and pump your dick for everything it's got and then some.

>>14396548
Yes. It's probably very "dexterous". She could probably make you come from the pressure alone.

>> No.14396559

>>14396552
Excess fat can be shifted around the body to give the breasts/booty a bit more bounce.

The rest would be magic doing what magic does.

I ain't gotta explain shit.

>> No.14396565

>>14396558
>Are you sure?
I have no regrets. This is the dream.

>> No.14396571

>>14396558
> you're pretty much giving to latex clad women who are at least a foot taller than you free reign to grind up against you and pump your dick for everything it's got and then some.
Someone, anyone, even .less, please. Do it. Draw it. Please. I need it.

>> No.14396593

>>14396565
Are you really sure? I mean they're going to do everything to you. Titjobs, thighjobs, blowjobs, handjobs, rough fucking, the list goes on.
They're gonna fuck you until you're sweaty, panting and spent and then keep going for a while longer just for fun.
There's not gonna be event the tiniest drop left in your balls when they're done.

>> No.14396597

>>14396593
That's just to see if I'm fit enough for their kinky BDSM games, totally worth it.

>> No.14396600

>>14395404
> Imagine the arguments over what is and isn't an appropriate time for no pants.
>"Listen Naamah, my parents will be here for Thanksgiving. So can you please put on some pants?"
>"Only if you fill me up before they get here."
>cue passionate sex where she deliberately keeps me from cumming
>until my parents open my front door
>my mom runs out the place before she faints
>and my dad just gives me a thumbs up and closes the door
>they come back an hour later and act like nothing had happened
>until Christmas comes around and everyone in my family doesn't want to come to my place

>> No.14396604

>>14396484
>>14396512
All of that sounds glorious.

>DigiHarem
Always did like Angewomon too. Dianamon's gorgeous. Ranamon's cute. And Zephyrmon is just fuuuuuuck.

Would be 200% fine with just LadyDevimon though.
Though at the very least, that Fusion of Angewomon and LadyDevimon showed off in Cyber Sleuth is...damn.

>> No.14396610

>>14396604
>that Fusion of Angewomon and LadyDevimon
You really think a living embodiment of yuri would want you?

>> No.14396618

>>14396597
Don't be surprised if you wake up to find one of them sucking on your dick while the other one sits on your face.
And if you're in the digital world, it might not be that difficult to alter your "code" to let you cum infinitely. If they can do that, then expect literal weeks of them pumping all day long.
If they're moaning/screaming your name during sex, that means you're doing good.

>> No.14396624

>>14396618
If I could remove my refractory period, I'd never leave the digital world.

>> No.14396625

>>14396610
Maybe maybe not; i's hot either way.

>> No.14396626
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>>14396610
>Fusion
>Yuri
Really anon? If anything she'd be twice as hungry for her partner's dick.

>> No.14396627

>>14396626
No, it would be cocklust squared.

>> No.14396632

>>14396624
Imagine rounding up every sexy digimon you can find and then going off somewhere secluded to have month long orgies.
The Digital world sounds like a fucking paradise.

>> No.14396635

>>14396632
And then some wanker shows up and starts RPing as the emperor and ruins everything.

>> No.14396668

I don't know about you guys but I think the main reason monster girls appeal to me is the fact that they'll never exist. I've broken off two legitimate friendships because they started trying to get close to me. The idea of intimacy and emotional closeness seems nice but what made it all the more attractive is the fact that I wouldn't have to actually get close with anyone.

Most of the times I type shit like this out but then delete it when I'm done but eh, it's 2 in the morning and feeling out of it so why the fuck not.

>> No.14396678

>>14396668
Autism.txt

>> No.14396682
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>>14396668
>because they started trying to get close to me
Show me where they touched you.

>> No.14396683
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Name: Dina
Species: Undine
Ruler of one of the four houses of elemental spirits, Water. Although they have the physical appearance of slimes, their intellect is vastly superior. "I hear she's looking for the one she loves in another life!"

This one is a little weird, not sure if it's refering to her specifically as the ruler of water elementals, or just saying that Undines in general are. Eh.

>> No.14396684

>>14396668
Seek out a therapist.

>> No.14396689

>>14396683
EMG confirmed for having Elementals?
Neato.

Do you know if they call the fire-type Salamander or Ignis?

>> No.14396691

>>14394595
I like this idea
In order to stop a vampire lord you must drive your wood-hard stake into her most sensitive spot with such force and passion that she cums so hard that she falls asleep thus sparing the surrounding country

>> No.14396706

>>14396689
No idea as yet, she's the only one that's been mentioned. Guess we'll have to wait and see.

>> No.14396708
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>>14395031
I am ready.

>> No.14396710

You're walking through Tokyo's red light district, slurping on a can of BlacKOut GOD on your way to the pachinko parlour, where you heard there's a new Silent Hill pachinko machine. As you wait to cross the street, you feel a tap on the shoulder and turn to see a mature, pretty kitsune in a ladies' business suit holding a clipboard. She gives you a pleasant smile and walks next to you when the signals change, and starts some small talk.

She tells you she's a talent scout of sorts, and her business is looking to hire on some young men like you for a well-paid PR position. She sees your eyes light up at the idea of easy money and she takes gentle hold of your hand, leading you a little ways down the street.

You arrive at a hip, modern-looking bar, and through the big window out front you can see a spacious lounge with booths and a big bench area around a fire. Two guys in trendy suits and expensive shoes are smoking out front, both of them looking like they've had their hair professionally styled and Smiling pleasantly at anyone who passes.

The kitsune explains that you've got the makings of a great host, and if you're willing to start work right away you'd get paid a healthy bonus. You look around and notice that a lot of the women who show up a the lounge are some of the more odd species of monster girl, like shoggoths, ushi-oni, oomukade and gazers. This includes some older women.

Your job would be to look good, flirt a little, hold hands, have a drink and cuddle a bit with the girls who come in, maybe touch some fluffy tails once in a while. Your clothes would be tailor-made by tomorrow, and you'd get free access to stylists and the best accessories in town, not to mention free drinks 7 days a week.

The kitsune bites her lip and blushes a little while you think it over, looking you up and down while she rocks back and forth with her hands behind her back.

Would you be interested in working as a host with some of the less popular MGs in town?

>> No.14396711

>>14396710
Do I get a bunny uniform?

>> No.14396714

>>14396710
Become a glorified whore?

Sure, why not.

>> No.14396715

>>14396711
Your recruiter blushes dark red at your question before her eyes narrow and she grins sheepishly.

"That... could be arranged..."

>> No.14396717

>>14396710
I would be an awful host. What's the catch?

>> No.14396718

>>14396715
Then I'll do it!

>> No.14396725

>>14396717
"Oh, come on now. There's no catch." The kitsune says, waving off your concerns. "I would never try to pull anything on a cute thing like you."

She glances over at one of the guys smoking out front, who stands up a little straighter and smiles a little wider.

A passing Oomukade looks you over and licks her lips as she passes.

>> No.14396729

>>14396725
If she just wants me to be a slut then she could just tell me and not get my hopes up.

>> No.14396739

>>14396725
Grab the kitsune by the shoulders, pull her in for a deep kiss while slinking one of my hands to the base of her tails and stroking it.

>> No.14396741

>>14396729
"Oh, no no no." She stammers a little. "You'd be a professional entertainer and treated as such. It's like acting, but for an audience of one." she looks thoughtful for a moment, a hand on her chin. "I could show you around the bar, introduce you to the clientele. Maybe even buy you a drink." She winks mischievously.

The guy smoking nearest to you sweats audibly.

>> No.14396745

>>14396741
I'll take her up on her offer. Not like my life has much going for it now.

>> No.14396763

>>14396745
"hmmm. I'm not sure about the attitude..." she tilts her head. "...but that bashfulness could be a big seller. Even I like a modest man every now and then." She bows slightly and extends a slender hand to you.

"Shall we?"

She takes hold and leads you inside, where you draw the attention of more than a few of the customers being served. You pass a couple more well-dressed men before you take a seat at the bar, on a pleasantly soft red velvet bar stool.

"How about a drink on the house?"

>> No.14396765

>>14396763
Only a few. I know how this sort of thing works.

>> No.14396774

>>14396765
"Oh, you do, do you?" She looks even more interested, and she angles her ears toward you. "Have you worked in entertainment before? Maybe you've been a waiter? A bartender?" she snaps her fingers and the bartender, a tall, dark-skinned man with stylish purple shades slides a dark, almost black drink with ice down the bar.

It's already glistening with condensation when it arrives, and you can see the water from the ice mixing with the... something in the glass. It smells strongly of vanilla, with sort of a spicy undertone.

>> No.14396781

>>14396774
Oh come on. A pretty lady finds a man all by himself, buys him a few drinks, says a few kind works and he's warming her bed that night. Everyone knows how it goes.

>> No.14396793
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I saw Gazer in a grocery store in MGC yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Gazer trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The Kikimora at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.14396794

>>14396781
"Hmm. I guess." She gets a drink just like yours and starts stirring it lazily with a finger, before licking it clean. "You have some experience, then. Good." she takes a small sip of her drink before sighing, a little bit of steam trailing from her mouth.

The cool bartender gives you a respectful nod before he makes his way to the other end of a bar, where a gloomy raiju is trying to wave him down and turning over her empty beer glass with a shrug.

"confidence, just when I least expect it. This could work. I'm glad I picked you up off the street, little stray." she brushes your bangs with two fingers, her nails brushing your forehead ever so slightly before she leans over the bar on her elbows. "You going to drink that? You won't like it as much after the ice melts."

Sure enough, you look down and notice the ice in your glass melting at an alarming rate, little bits of steam floating up from the rim of the glass along with its spicy scent.

>> No.14396807

>>14396794
I'll drink with her, but I'm still wary. What kind of establishment hires men off the streets?

>> No.14396822

>>14396807
The drink is actually a bit warm to the touch, despite the ice, and when you take a drink it's as though you've had a mouthful of spicy gum. It goes from very, very spicy to pleasantly cool, and when you open your mouth a plume of thick white steam comes out. Your recruiter permits herself a chuckle while you figure out what it was you just tasted.

"It's not that unusual." Your kitsune recruiter muses over her glass. "we hire cute boys, and to find cute boys you just have to talk to them." she takes another steamy drink. "We have standards, of course. We'll go through some more processing before signing you on for real, but I don't think you'll be a problem. Hmmm...." she looks thoughtful for a moment, blowing a little bit of steam out of her nose. "How about a trial run?" She grins and tilts her head, her fluffy tail now swishing back and forth behind her back.

You look down at your glass and the ice is gone, leaving the little bit of black something at the bottom bubbling. The bartender sees this and takes your glass, quickly rinsing it out in the sink and rubbing at the glass with a cloth.

>> No.14396824

>>14396668
actually cringed

>> No.14396825

>>14396822
What kind of trail run? Does it involve talking to people? I can't do that well.

>> No.14396831

slow morning?

>> No.14396835

>>14396831
lil bit

>> No.14396837

>>14396822
*grope fluffy tail*

>> No.14396841
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>>14396831
Sorry.

>> No.14396844

>>14396831
more like slow midday where I am.

>> No.14396847

>>14396841
She's cute. Would let give back-alley BJ

>> No.14396852

>>14396825
"Oh, no. Easy mode. If it goes well I'll even pay you for a job well done." her ears start twitching anxiously. "Hold on a sec."

Your recruiter leaves, wading through the club to somewhere out of sight. one of the hosts leaning against a wall nearby gives you the same respectful nod the bartender did, and goes back to playing with his fancy silver watch.

When your recruiter returns, she has a slightly nervous-looking, bespectacled ushi-oni in tow, with frizzy black hair and wearing ill-fitted white blouse on her skinny frame.

"You said you were going to play pachinko, right? This is Rinko. She likes pachinko too." she nods toward rinko, who blushes deeply. "Why don't you go with her, be her lucky charm? I'll lend you a nice suit jacket so people know you're a pro."

You try to take another look at rinko, but when her eyes meet yours she turns away bashfully and turns even more red.

>>14396837
"Ah, ah, ah~" Ahe grabs your hand in mid-air with shocking strength, waggling a finger with her other hand. "Professionals only. You haven't scored enough points for that." You give her a quizzical look, and she catches herself. "Ah, but I've said too much." she looks away, but she's still smiling.

>> No.14396862

>>14396852
Well there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with just playing a few pachinko games and I'm getting paid. I'm fine with it.

>> No.14396871

>>14396831
Guess the alps have a normal circadian rhythm now, so it's only the people who sleep during the day who are in danger.

>> No.14396877

>>14396871
Alpie nappy times!

>> No.14396881

>>14396852
Start sensually rubbing the hand she caught ours in.

>> No.14396887
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[ ] Unwrap
[ ] Don't unwrap

>> No.14396891

>>14396862
The moment you agree, Rinko lets out a tiny yelp and looks almost like she wants to run away. After a moment she seems to steel herself, though, and pushes up her glasses. She shivers a little bit and puts on a nervous grin when when gets another look at you, and has to cover her mouth as you slip into the jacket that the bartender comes around to give to you.

It's a broad-shouldered white suit jacket, very macho. You think it would better suit the super-tall bartender, but you admit it makes you look very sharp even over your casual clothes.

Your recruiter gives Rinko a gentle push, and after a moment's hesitation she takes your arm, staring at the ground with her cheeks bright red. The kitsune recruiter tucks a buiness card into your pocket before waving you off.

"An hour or two, then you bring her back here, okay? Have fun, you two!"

You nod and walk out the front door with Rinko's arm around yours, into the bright lights of nighttime Tokyo and start on your way to the pachinko parlour.

"H-hey. Thanks for having... me..." she stammers, shuffling on her spider-legs as you make your way down the sidewalk. "Oh gosh, I'm on a date."

You start to wonder how you want to handle this. Do you want to full gigolo, act like a real pro, or keep it casual and friendly? You think it over while you walk quietly.

>>14396881
Rinko's imagination runs wild thinking of you hitting on the glamorous kitsune lady, but she catches herself and returns to the situation at hand.

>> No.14396894

>>14396887
Unwrap boobs and pussy for use.
Then use.

>> No.14396895

>>14396887
She looks like she needs help.

>> No.14396897

>>14396887
[x] Take the millenium eye and make billions off of a children's card game that's played by adults

>> No.14396899

>>14396887
Too big

>> No.14396902

>>14396891
Well, I make most of my friends by swearing at them.

But I guess I can be a little nicer for a night.

>> No.14396906

>>14396891
I don't want to scare her. I'll see if being more casual will make her at ease.

>> No.14396916

>>14396887
[X] Fuck through the wrapping
It's kinkier that way.

>> No.14396922

>>14396902
>>14396906
Being charming and suave is good, you think, but this one seems a little skittish. You don't want to scare her off. You decide to try your best to make her feel comfortable. It's a new experience for you too, after all.

You quickly glance at the business card in your pocket and see that your recruiter's name was Hino. You take note of it and return your attention to Rinko, who skitters beside you anxiously as the two of you start to draw attention.

"M-miss Hino is really nice, huh?" Rinko starts, clearly fumbling for something to talk about. "She always looks out for everyone. I'm glad I came out tonight. This is my first time going on a date, so... I don't know..." she keeps staring at the ground.

"It's no big deal." you reply, careful not to pay too much mind to the people staring. "Let's just have fun, yeah? I'm new to...this, too." you offer her a friendly smile, and she buries her face in her free hand, blushing furiously, the hair on the back of her head standing up. You pretend not to notice as she steps on your foot accidentally.

She thinks you're really, really handsome. You consider teasing her a bit.

>> No.14396931

>>14396922
Teasing her too much might be a bad idea. She's still a Ushi and upsetting her would not be fun.

>> No.14396933

Why are Kikimoras so shit?

>> No.14396935

>>14396933
Remove Shoggoth.

>> No.14396936

>>14396933
Go home and fuck your shog
we don't need to hear your soapbox today!

>> No.14396939
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I WANT TO MAKE A DARK ELF REALLY HAPPY BY EATING HER STRANGE ETHNIC DISHES EVEN THOUGH SHE THOUGHT HUMANS WOULDN'T LIKE THEM AND WAS SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT HER COOKING ABILITY!!!

>"H-Here, e-e-eat up, Doe's Blood Stew served with Wild Garlic topped Quinoa on a bed of Dandelion Greens, accompanied by my sauteed Morel Mushrooms!"
>"Oh you like it? You really like it?! It's good? You like my cooking? Truly?!"

>> No.14396942

>>14396939
>blood stew with garlic and mushrooms
Sold! I also would have accepted rat on a stick with ketchup.

>> No.14396944

>>14396668
Sounds to me like you got a touch of the 'ol schizoid personality disorder there anon. I can empathasize.

>> No.14396945

>>14396922
Just talk about random things, the weather, what's on tv, a new game that came out, ask her about stuff she likes.

>> No.14396947

>>14396942
>Rat on a stick
Those Demolition Man flashbacks.

>> No.14396951
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>>14396947
You know what they call a rat burger in France?

>> No.14396953

>>14396887
If she was wrapped, it was probably for a really good reason, right?
Best to let her be.

>> No.14396956

>>14396953
You could try copping a feel through the linen though. She won't refuse.

>> No.14396961

>>14396166
>wock and paladin sketches coming soon
Yes!

>> No.14396962

>>14396951
Le Baquette Souris avec Fremage?

>> No.14396963

>>14396951
A maus with cheese

>> No.14396964

>>14396931
Nah, she's jumpy enough already, you think. No need to get her all wound up.

You arrive at the big downtown pachinko parlor, where a doorman notices your jacket and opens the door for you with a shallow bow. You guide Rinko through first, and nod to the doorman as you saw the other hosts do at the bar. he looks surprised for a moment, but quickly returns the gesture as you go on in.

The place is so bright and loud it's a little overwhelming, but you both manage to find a machine with space next to it easily enough. You take a seat, and Rinko spends a moment staring at you. You pretend not to notice.

You make a bit of small talk while she counts everything out and gets a feel for the machine. She doesn't always reply right away, but she's always eager to nod or give you an awkward smile.

"Okay, so... " Rinko nervously plays with a roll of tokens. "you're gonna be my, ah, l-lucky charm, right? how does that work?" it catches you off guard, but you get ideas pretty quickly.

You could put the tokens in for her. Maybe you could blow on them, or something? If you're feeling bold you might even sit up against her and guide her hands while she works the machine.

"I-i'm gonna order some sake, ok?" you nod and she waves down one of the attendants.

How should you handle this, you wonder?

>> No.14396965

>>14396962
>>14396963
This is a Big Gandhavara Burger.

>> No.14396968
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>>14396933
But they're great, any good master will have two maids. One Shoggoth and a Kiki.

Just imagine the threesome when your Shoggoth gets tired of the Kikimora being so serious all the time and binds her in her own body. Completely covering her arms and most of her legs while leaving the important parts open for you to have your way with.

>> No.14396973

>>14396964
She might want to watch her drinking. This is her first date after all, what if she drinks too much and makes a fool of herself?

>> No.14396979

>>14396933
I'd really like to know why you'd think that when they're objectively one of the best girls.

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14396991

Krampusnacht is approaching, who else is excited for their cumuppance??

>> No.14397004

>>14396973
"Oh, hahah. I, um, dont drink very much but I feel pretty nice tonight. You want some?" You shrug and allow yourself a drink of the warm sake she ordered, noting how abnormally sweet it is. You hope she doesn't end up drinking too much too fast.

For the first couple of games you just put the tokens in the machine for her, and try to keep her talking.

"Oh, well, I graduated from -uhp- high school with good grades, and I work at a cafe..." She takes a slightly hasty drink of sake, and you try to subtly move it a little further from where she can reach it. "I really like playing games when I'm at home with my cat..." she didn't take her eyes off the machine while she spoke, but you could tell she was starting to loosen up a little.

"oh yeah? what kind?" you ask casually, leaning in a little closer next to her.

"uh, like, metal gear and stuff." she looks up at you for a moment. "it's like a military... thing..." she starts to turn red again.

"...were you mad about Silent Hills too?"

"OH MY GOD YES." Rinko almost shouts her answer, drawing the attention of a few disgruntled-looking salarymen. "eep." she whimpers, then twitches a little. You realize she's gotten the hiccups and can't help but grin.

>> No.14397005

>>14396991
She's on the shitlist, so she isn't touching me.

>> No.14397009

>>14397005
More for me.

>> No.14397013

>>14395383
Succubus, because even if I don't wind up shagging her she seems like fun to be around and get drunk with. Plus, she seems like the type of roomie who knows where I can score all the best drugs on campus.

>> No.14397017

>>14397004
We have something to talk about now. We can just talk about video games, play some pachinko and be back before she does anything stupid.

>> No.14397025

>>14397004
She's fun. Let's play Pachinko for while yet and see if she's got anything else in mind for what she wants to do tonight.

>> No.14397036

This thread has gotten me thinking what Ouran High School Host Club would be like with Monster Girls.

>> No.14397050

>>14397017
>>14397025
She starts shaking a little, and so you try to calm her down. You gently place a hand on hers and start up another game. once the machine starts up again, she focuses back in and ends up winning a few credits.

"but, like, -uhp- how bullshit was it that the project got cancelled? Like come on." her tone of voice takes a total 180, and when you reach for the sake you realize she's almost completely drained it without you noticing. "I mean, I don't like scary stuff but..." she seemed to take notice of the change of tone and slowed down a little.

"You know Konami makes pachinko machines too, huh?" you mention offhandedly as you take the last bit of sake. You hope she doesn't get too intoxicated drinking that stuff so fast. you're not sure how she did it without you noticing.

"What, -uhp- really?" she silences a belch into the back of her furry hand and tries to sit up straight. "that's f-...messed up."

"Yeah. There's even a Silent Hill machine now, if you can believe that."

"Get out." she stares at you with genuine disbelief. You point off to the other end of the parlour where a grizzly, weird machine sits alone, untouched with the words 'Silent Hill' overhead. "yooooo...." you raise an eyebrow and follow as she gets up from her seat and makes her way over.

with only enough tokens left for a single game, she looks back at you from her place in front of the machine. her cheeks are flushed and her expression tells you the rest of that sake is just starting to kick in. you shiver at the realization that she might not be able to hold her liquor very well after all.

"hey, hey, like..." she starts. "fuck konami, right?" she gives you her best shit-eating grin and slams the tokens into the machine. "-uhp- C'mere, prettyboy." she gestures for you to come closer.

You do as you're asked and she puts an arm over your shoulder before starting the machine.

>> No.14397063
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Have you taken one today?

>> No.14397066

>>14397063
NO, I'm waiting for the rarest wock of them all.
the black haired red scaled wock!

>> No.14397079

>>14397050
Well then, nothing for it now except to play this game until the end. Or until she sobers up a bit, which ever comes first.

>> No.14397082

>>14397050
We finish up the game then walk her back for easy cash.

>> No.14397084

>>14397079
"You're my lucky charm~" she starts humming a bit along with some Silent Hill 2 tunes, rocking you back and forth just a little bit as the machine does its thing.

"I'm glad you're having fun." you offer, but she's either completely out of it or totally focused on the game. "Oh boy."

the machine rings out and informs the both of you that she got the best possible score. The credit count on the little monitor skyrockets, and she whips out her points card to collect.

"oh, f-fuck yeah..." she mumbles as she gets her credits. "you're potent... gosh darn..." you decide it's the right time to get her out into the fresh air, and you walk with her back out the way you came.

She's a lot more comfortable sticking close to you now, and she doesn't seem to care when people look. She's not totally drunk, but she's clinging to your arm and turned a shade of red you've never seen before.

The outside air helps her focus a bit, and her hiccups eventually turn into her nuzzling your shoulder.

"H-hey..."

"What's up, Rinko?"

"Thanks for the date. That was fun." She looks up at you with a big smile.

"Anytime." you answer without thinking.

"Can I..." she stops you on the street and takes hold of your hands. "Can we do this again next week? please?"

You glance at the bar across the street, and see Hino raise a glass when she spots you from the bar.

Sounds like you might have found a new job. You start to seriously think it over as you guide Rinko across the street back to the lounge.

she sneaks in a kiss on your cheek when you're not looking, just before you push on the door.

>> No.14397102

>>14397084
A bashful sweet heart Ushi-Oni and a steady pay check? You can sign me up for this gig foxy lady.

>> No.14397106

>>14397084
I'm just waiting for something to go wrong.

>> No.14397120

>>14396110
>Horses
>Gambling
If you've got whiskey I'm in.

>> No.14397124

>>14397102
That was an Ushi-Oni!?
Fuck, to be honest, if this wasn't in an MG thread, I would have assumed she was just human, since I only started reading half-way through and nothing was indicating anything to the contrary. Work on that, bro.

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Thoughts on thighs? Specifically brown ones in spats?

Which MG has the best thighs? Jinko? Hinezumi?

>> No.14397144

>>14397084
Hino wears a knowing grin with her ears folded back when you walk in the door, and you can't help but lower your head in defeat. That was way too much fun.

Rinko's heavy claws brush over your hands as she pulls herself away to go speak to the management and pay their fees, her legs skittering in an unusual pattern as the sake continues to work its magic.

Hino all but waltzes over and presents you with an envelope full of cash, making an odd face as you take hold.

"What do you say? Fun job?" You nod reluctantly, still gripping the envelope. "Hmmm?" she keeps her iron grip on it, looking you straight in the eye.

"Okay, yeah. That was a lot of fun. I think Rinko's happy too." you admit with a nod.

"I bet she is, winning big with a bishie on her arm." Hino lets go of the envelope and you realize just how heavy it is.

"Maybe I'll see you again tomorrow night? You can meet the boys?"

"Alright." you sigh, feeling the eyes of some of the late-night customers on your back. you carefully remove the jacket you were lent and hand it over. "Should I get fitted for a suit now, or...?"

"Already taken care of. Daisuke got your measurements." You look over to the bar and see the absurdly tall bartender give you a thumbs-up, light glinting off of his purple shades.

Welcome to your new job.

>>14397124
Yeah, I noticed that too. I didn't originally intend to go all the way with it tonight, so this was all improv. I tries to stay within word limits so next time i'll spend more time on descriptions.

>>14397106
Me too. This was really just a test drive for a quest idea I had. Didn't think I'd go through a whole episode but my fingers were moving on their own.

Fuck, I could have spent that time working on the VN. What the hell am I doing.

>> No.14397152

>>14397144
You sort of set the job being a bit seedy up in the beginning but you ignored that a the tor went on. But it was improv.

>> No.14397161

>>14397152
Yeah, I was originally going to just leave the first post overnight and try to sleep but it that post got really long and replying was fun.

Also I don't do lewds very often.

>> No.14397171

>>14397144
Sleepy, is that you?

>> No.14397180

>>14397171
yeh.

>> No.14397190

>>14397180
Do you still need help coming up with a good "politically correct" name for Monster Girls in your VN?

>> No.14397191
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black sheep are best

>> No.14397202

>>14397190
Nah, I'm thinking I'll stick with Parahuman.

Right now I'm trying to come up with an organic way to introduce each character to the protagonist that makes sense with his lifestyle and personality. I have outlines made for the routes and endings planned, it's just the prologue I'm struggling with. It'll come to me soon, I'm sure.

There's a nice fellow on /tg/ who wants my services too. I shouldn't have done this improv thing tonight really. I hope people enjoyed it.

>> No.14397205

>>14397191
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgfakJJvF1o

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these 2 shooting crap up

>> No.14397214

>>14397208
For what reason?

>> No.14397219

>>14397214
whoops, let me just delete that

>> No.14397235

if there's one thing you cant do with soldier beetles, its marcing songs

>> No.14397239

>>14397235
marching*

>> No.14397242
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I wanna go fisting with a harpy!

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Tell me the pick up line you'd use to get your favorite Monster Girl! Would you go for a pun related to her species, or something safe? Would it work?

>> No.14397245

>>14397243
"I've got a 12 inch cock and I can breathe through my ears"

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>>14397242
But all the harpy wanted to do was go Fishing

>> No.14397253

>>14397243
I'm not good at that sort of stuff. I would just hope she rapes me or something.

>> No.14397258

>>14397243
>I would like to marry you and have many children together.
It works.

>> No.14397259

>>14397243
"Yer fukken pretty."

>> No.14397263

>>14397243
a punch to the face

>> No.14397273

>>14397243
>not having your favorite MG using cheesy pick up lines on you
step it up senpai

>> No.14397275

>>14397263
Ogre? Yeah, that'll probably work
Not my cup of tea, personally

>> No.14397279

>>14397245
I dont get it

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>>14397275
"No"

>> No.14397283

>>14397243
"I'm not good at words so I'll just cut to the chase: you're pretty as hell and I like you"

>> No.14397289

>>14397280
Ah, I see
Yeah, it'll still work

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>>14397273
I like your style, your favorite monster girl flirting with you would be grand.

But what lines would she use on you?

>> No.14397358

>>14397283
Dude, that's fucking genius.

>> No.14397362

>>14397309
>Jabberwock
>"Want me to show you what a 'head wock' is?
>tell her I don't get it
>she then proceeds to sit on my face locking her legs around my head.
>I get it now

>> No.14397365

>>14397243
I likes ya an I wants ta have you. Now we can do this da easy way or da hard way.
>life wouldn't be too hard for a booty warrior in MGC

>> No.14397370

>>14397365
What about the medium way?

>> No.14397372

>>14397370
Ok, I see you're choosin' the hard way

>> No.14397381

>>14397372
No, the medium way. That's supposed to be in between the hard and easy.

>> No.14397392

>>14397381
>there's no middle ground for a booty warrior

>> No.14397401

>>14397243

I actually would say nothing but give her a serious, determined look and pull out a brush and show it to her.

>> No.14397439
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I shall have my army of beetles!

>> No.14397444
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>>14397439
also have this doodle

>> No.14397453

>>14396183
That's because to Deruella CQC stands for Close Quarter Copulation

>> No.14397475

>>14397453
For Yetis CQC is Close Quarters Cuddling, and they get confused playing Metal Gear Solid

>> No.14397481

>>14397439
>army of deadpan bugs

Doesn't sound all that impressive.

>> No.14397487

>>14397481
That's what they said about the Xenomorph girls.

>> No.14397493

>>14397487
>Xenomorph girls
>hissing deadpan surprise blowjob-machines

I remain unimpressed.

>> No.14397561
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14397561

It started snowing where I live, How about you guys?

>> No.14397565
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LOL

>> No.14397572

>>14397565
>Dumb shit using some bullshit late British interpretation of Lamia instead of Lamia, daughter of Typhon and Echidna

That artists is a fucking moron.

>> No.14397576

>>14397493
Xenomorph and Yautja girls are horribly under-represented

>> No.14397578

>>14397576
Because they're not part of this thread. That's aliens.

>> No.14397579
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>>14397565
I eagerly await an era of Monster Girl LOL comics

>> No.14397583

>>14397578
Yet Shoggoths are fine even though they're extraterrestrial in origin as well

>> No.14397588

>>14397561
Cold enough for snow but no snow, heavy snow is usually late December to early-mid March when the Yukis and Yetis drop by

>> No.14397590

>>14397583
MGE Shoggoths aren't. Just like MGE Mindflayers aren't real mindflayers and none of KC's undead are true undead.

>> No.14397594
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14397594

Remember those Orcs from EMG? Okayado drew a female one.

Would you?

>> No.14397606

>>14397594
Ehhh...Probably not.

>> No.14397607

>>14397594
It's no wonder those poor bastards were after other women and porn.

>> No.14397608

>>14397594
Ye-- No. I can deal with flabby girls but double navel action like that due to fat folds is just... Ehhhn.

>> No.14397621
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14397621

I'd rather KC's qt orc.

>> No.14397631

>>14397621
>Pig head hammer
Huh, don't know I never noticed that before.

>> No.14397663

>>14396550
>those massive hips and thighs
Is that official art? Holy shit.

>> No.14397674
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14397674

Mermaids.

>> No.14397683

>>14397594
Too much heft.

>> No.14397684

>>14397674
is that the latest berserk?

>> No.14397693

>>14397684
yup

>> No.14397695

>>14397683
Can you really have too much of heft?

>> No.14397698

>>14397674
And here I thought he'd die of old age on that boat.

>> No.14397699

>>14397444
If we were cavemen, you'd be the guy in charge of cave painting.

>> No.14397703

>>14397674
There are those who scoffed us, saying this day would never come. Where are they now?

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>>14397695
Indeed, that's what can drain away the appeal of an otherwise soft body.

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>>14397120
Of course there's alcohol, we just don't put that front and center in the advertising because it's uncouth.

>> No.14397735

>>14397594
Eh, probably.

>> No.14397742

>>14397594
see
>>14394310

yes

>> No.14397743

>>14397594
Yes. Looks soft and she'd probably like a little roughness.

>> No.14397777

>>14397674
HOLY SHIT
HOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

HE'S OFF THE BOAT

also mermaids I guess

>> No.14397799

>>14397703
>>14397777
>Oh wait. This is the wrong island.
>Back on the boat everybody!

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>>14397777
Mermaids yes.

>> No.14397801

>>14397799
Miura is soft and weak, he won't do that.

>> No.14397817

I always wanted to be a writer, but didn't have the guts. Now that Guts is off the boat, I've decided to chase my dreams!
What to write tho?

>> No.14397821

>>14397817
Paizuri. Lots of paizuri. On a boat.

>> No.14397822

>>14397821
Fishtits?

>> No.14397823

>>14397817
Monstergirls being raped by Berserk trolls

Wyald getting mindflayed into a decent person

>> No.14397835

>>14397594
REMOVE ORC remove ORC
You are the worst of pigsmell...

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If a monstergirl has large breasts, does that also mean they're capable of producing milk?

>> No.14397851

>>14397845
Pretty sure even monster with small breasts are capable of producing milk.

>> No.14397864

>>14397851
Well shit, it turns out that loli lactation lewds actually exist.

>> No.14397869

>>14397864
Sabbath gotta feed dem baby lolis somehow after all.

>> No.14397870

>>14397572
>You and your luscious bewbage are ruining the good name of a child-killing monster
Pretty sure that is what he's talking about.

>>14397565
I'm surprised we don't get more things like this. Lamia, Arachne, Medusa, the list goes on.

Seems to mostly be a thing with Greek Originating Species...though then you've got say, Inari in the MGE, which seems all the more egregious given KC's Japanese...

>> No.14397873

>>14397845
I want to milk that snake in both meanings of the word.

>> No.14397874

>>14397594
So ultimate proof that those Orc "Terrorists" were just a bunch of 2Dfags.

Truly, they were as our brothers.

>> No.14397875

>>14397874
>Orc x Elf
>Orc x Princess
>Orc x Teacher
>Orc x Sister
They wanted what we want, but for themselves.

>> No.14397876

>>14397874
>>14397875
>You will never read doujins with your orc bro.

>> No.14397880

>>14397876
Good.

>> No.14397884

>>14397876
>trying to make these threads more like the /a/ EMG threads
Fuck off.

>> No.14397885

>>14397869
I want to milk a werekitten!

>> No.14397887

>>14397884
>Catholic priest talks about the Orthodox Church

>> No.14397891

>>14397870
>Pretty sure that is what he's talking about.
He was bitching about how she's not even a Lamia and that she's a Naga when Lamia has often been depicted with the lower body of a snake and Nagas in the modern have normally been depicted as armless Lamias. Then he goes on to bitch about her being sexy when Lamia have also been classically associated with seduction in later eras.

It's like complaining that a moe vampire monstergirl doesn't turn legions into flesh-eating ghoul thralls. Monstergirls aren't straight fairytale/mythic/grayhawk monsters. They're monstergirls.

>> No.14397892

>>14397891
I'm pretty sure he was just complaining about how Lamia is the name of an individual in Greek Mythology (As indicated by the last line), while Naga is more traditionally a name for a species...

>> No.14397898

>>14397892
That doesn't hold up in the slightest. Lamia has been used for a whole group of monsters for over a thousand years.

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>>14397885
I think they'd fare better as oppai lolis in that regard,

>> No.14397908

>>14397898
Where the hell'd you get that idea? Earliest references I can find to Lamia referring to anyone but the original date back just 200 years; and even then they're so-called out of deliberate reference to the original (ie. Child eating matrons).

It's definitely a more recent idea, and many still more strongly associate the name with the original myth than derivative entities.

>> No.14397911

>>14397905
I want to give her bigger kitty titties.

>> No.14397913

>>14397905
Okay, who is the most milkable DFC loli then?

>> No.14397917
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>>14397911
How much bigger?

>> No.14397918

>>14397917
About head sized.

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>>14397913
Holstaur.

Oh wait.

>> No.14397923

>>14397908
>a more recent idea
It's older than Tolkein elves by at least an order of magnitude. That's not recent. Which is another good parallel. You don't see people bitching about elves being tall either.

I can't believe you're seriously defending that chump.

>> No.14397927

>>14397913
Baphomet?

>> No.14397929

>>14397923
>I can't believe you're seriously defending that chump.
I'm not? I'm not really bothered by people calling snake-girls Lamia personally. I'm just saying, I'm pretty sure that's what the guy's complaining about.

>> No.14397930

>>14397876
>>14397874
>Orcs
Where's the flamethrower when you need it.

>> No.14397931

>>14397674
>Guts is off the boat
This is demands an "has science gone too far?" edit.

>> No.14397934

>>14397931
This year we got Guts off the boat and Full Metal Panic S3 was announced.
Half-Life 3 confirmed 2016.

>> No.14397936

>>14395230
Kind of got into her cause muh leg fetish

>> No.14397938
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14397938

I want to take my dumb, naive kobold wife to a Michelin Star restaurant and sigh as she exclaims "RUBBY A DUB DUBBY, THANKS FOR THE GRUBBY, HUBBY!" when she gets her food, piercing the quiet ambiance of the restaurant and causing the staff and other patrons to glare at our table!!!

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I want to be taken care of by a nice demon!

>> No.14397941

>>14397934
>Full Metal Panic S3
Oh shit when? Does this mean more delicious Ebikawa mecha designs?

>> No.14397942

>>14397929
And I'm saying it's an argument founded on nothing. If he came from the /tg/ end of the pool, he would already know this. If he came from the myth end of the pool, he would already know this. It screams of some guy who spent five minutes on wikipedia and then decided to go on a rant. It's ridiculous.

>> No.14397943

>>14397939
She's a big girl.

>> No.14397944

>>14397938
Sorry to play that card anon, but your waifu absolutely a shit.

>> No.14397947

>>14397939
That's a huge bitch.

>> No.14397952

>>14397947
do you know how I got the money for this yo-yo?

>> No.14397956

>>14397947
>>14397943
Or a short guy.

>> No.14397959

>>14397941
>Oh shit when?
It was announced in October I think?

>> No.14397960

>>14397942
I wouldn't say it's entirely unfounded. Other people have complained about it in the past because, as I said, many do still more strongly associate the name with the Greek Myth. What stands out is that he uses Miia as an example, when she is hardly the first, as has been already pointed out. The only logical reason for this would be her prevalence in popular culture currently. Thus what it reeks of is a hipster who doesn't bother complaining about something until it's wide-spread in the public eye.

>> No.14397963

>>14396040
Those things are really stupid though.
>You never know if you are one, when you sleep your neck goes super long and your head spazzes around the place.

Japanese folklore invented Bethesda glitches, basically.
That or its the laziest version of NOPE.AVI

>> No.14397965

>>14397960
naga, please

>> No.14397966

>>14397959
Damn.

>> No.14397967

Dear diary,
Today I saw a really pretty goth girl. I wish we had more Monster Girls who dressed up as goths.

>> No.14397968

>>14397960
Those other people you mention are probably the same hipster ones who complain about using Medusa instead of Gorgon when all three of the Gorgon sisters were named and had different attributes. They really don't count.

>> No.14397971

How would you improve Dark Matters?

>> No.14397972

>>14397967
>I wish we had more Monster Girls who dressed up as goths.

Me too anon, me too.

>> No.14397974

>>14397968
Perhaps; but that doesn't change the fact that this guy falls into the same hipster category of only complaining about something because it's popular.

>> No.14397976

>>14397967
Goth as in goth or as in goth loli?
>>14397971
Make them White Matters

>> No.14397977

>>14397971
Give them more DE for a wider area of effect. What? They're a shit girl that's only legitimate use is as a weapon. May as well make them a better weapon.

>> No.14397978

>>14397974
Exactly. They're all retarded.

>> No.14397979

>>14397976
>Goth as in goth
Yes, goth. Black clothes, black hair, pale skin, really nice contrast. Black cloak that looked like it was plenty warm while still being stylish, with some black frilly stuff hanging out from under it, and the kind of boots you just want to lick. Made my day. Need MGs like that.

>> No.14397981

>>14397979
Gothtober was a good idea...

>> No.14397982
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14397982

>That outfit
>Those thighs
I'd go to hell for that hound.

>> No.14397986

>>14397979
It's funny how the names for it have all changed over the years- punk, goth, emo, etc.- but they all look pretty much the same.

>> No.14397988

>>14397982
Too much neon.

>> No.14397991

>>14397986
No they don't and it offends me you would equate the beauty of a proper goth chick with punk rockers.

>> No.14397992

>>14397979
>huge tittied goth Holstaur with a skull shaped cowbell collar

>> No.14397996

>>14397977
Think of how scary a dark matter bomb would be. Minutes after it hitting a city, all the affected women would monsterize and go out raping men or corrupting more women. Not only that, once DE sets its roots down it can't be stopped. I'd like to see some Bond villain have this a his plan.

>> No.14397997

I feel like a goth Gazer would be fantastic. I have far too many Gazer ideas to put into one story, send help.

>> No.14397998

>>14397997
This man has a waifu, stop the presses!

>> No.14398004

>>14397992
What would her personality be?

>> No.14398009

>>14398004
Poetic.

>> No.14398010

>>14397998
B-but I'm not even Gazerfag...

>> No.14398016

>>14397991
>80's black punk doesn't look like 90's goth
I think you're making some kind of judgement based on some modern splitter garbage. There have always been ones with shitty haircuts, taste in clothes, and more piercings and tatoos than a Nantucket whaler in every faction no matter the name. There have also been good looking ones who aren't that nuts. And there probably always will be. Fashion is a wheel.

>> No.14398017

>>14397992
>Goth Holstaur
Huh. That takes me back...

>> No.14398018
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>>14398004
Pseudo-mojyo with a gentle, docile personality underneath.

>> No.14398020

>>14398009
I like it.
>>14398018
That's good too.

I want to hear her poetry about milk.

>> No.14398022
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14398022

You're alone in the school hallway, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear an earth shattering clatter behind you.

"Hey nerd, I hope you're ready to get bullied!" The dragon says with utmost confidence in her bullying prowess.

You try to run, but she's like a hawk with those wings. She snatches you up by the collar of your shirt and tosses you inside a locker. The dragon then locks the doors and dusts her hands off as she's successfully bullied a nerd.

Expecting to be trapped there for the rest of school, you reside your fate to the heavens above.

...You then hear a knocking outside the locker you're locked in, it's the dragon. She tells you that she'll leave you alone provided you give her your phone number and agree to 'hang out' afterschool.

What do you do?

>> No.14398025

>>14398018
I'm not normally one for tits that big...but I'd totally take that invitation to bury my face in 'em.

>> No.14398030

>>14398022
No I'm hanging out with the Goth MGs out back after school!

>> No.14398032

>>14398022
As long as she's sorry.

>> No.14398034

>>14398022
Well...could be worse?

Not the greatest first impression, but it's worth a try to prevent future incidents? So, sure.
Besides, I'm a slut for Dragons...

>> No.14398035

>>14398022
Threaten to make copies of the baby pictures you got from her mom.

>> No.14398036

>>14398022
Time for a nap.

>> No.14398037
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>>14398022
>reside your fate

>> No.14398038

>>14398022
Stay in the locker

>> No.14398041

>>14397939
>>14397943
>>14397947
I want to love my Dire Oneesan Demon and sign her contract!

>> No.14398044

>>14398022
Stay quiet until she leaves. Maybe cry a bit.

>> No.14398045

>>14398022
She can have my phone number, but as soon as I'm out and we're alone I'm engaging her in a mature conversation about how bullying is wrong and how she shouldn't be such a goddamn bitch all the time. Then we can see about... other things.

>> No.14398047

>>14398022
Stay in the locker, fuck giving that bitch what she wants.

>> No.14398050

>>14398022
Agree, then get my badass paladin cousin to kick her ass after school by promising my cousin that I'll take her out to dinner and a movie if she wins.

>> No.14398051

>>14398020
>poetry about milk
Nourishment for the boys, white and pure
One of life's little joys, good for bones for sure
That is what comes from my teats, milk
Pure as the driven snow, smooth as silk

>> No.14398053

>>14398051
My god I want to marry her right now.

>> No.14398057

>>14398022
I guess so. Abusive relationships are nothing new. I just hope there's healing and self improvement for the both of us as we both become better people and can help the other

>> No.14398058

>>14398050
You don't date cousins.

>> No.14398062

>>14398058
Yeah, you go straight to marriage and buttfucking.

>> No.14398065
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>>14398041
Demons are perfection, sometimes the simplest designs/profiles are the best.

>> No.14398068

>>14398058
They're still the number one choice for arranged marriages today.

>> No.14398070

>>14398058
>

>> No.14398071

>>14398020
I suckle the teat.
Rich cream satiates and soothes.
It's good for my bones.

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>> No.14398079
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>"You know, the Sith had the ability to save human boys from broken pelvises."

Would your waifu join the Sith to save you?

>> No.14398081

>>14398022
Do her one better and give her my address.

1060 W. Addison, Chicago

>> No.14398083

>>14398079
No, but she might consider letting them join her if they beg for it hard enough.

>> No.14398087

>>14397594
>>14397606
>>14397607
>>14397608
>>14397683
>>14397835
>>14397874
This is pretty funny, the /a/ threads actually like her and can't understand why the orcs would want human females.

>> No.14398091

>>14398079
She wouldn't need to fall to the dark side just to protect me.

>> No.14398097
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14398097

>>14398079
I want /tv/ to leave.

>> No.14398098

>>14398087
That seems pretty hypocritical of them if you ask me. Why can't they like human girls?

>> No.14398100

>>14398087
I like them. I think the orcs have bad tastes for not wanting a cute orc girl.

I'd cuddle and spoil her and rub cheeks with her. Being a skeleton with a cute thick girl is nice.

>> No.14398101

>>14398087
We're 2D fags who want monster girls because we're human.
They're 2D fags who want human girls because they're monsters.

It's not that hard to figure out...

>> No.14398108

>>14397971
Remove the girl part, as they're only good for being nukes and evo mats for monstergirls to evolve into stronger monstergirls.

>> No.14398112
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14398112

>>14397919
But it's true.

>> No.14398113

>>14398022
Is the Robot Devil watching, waiting for somebody to answer the question with another question?

>> No.14398114

>>14398112
A shit.

>> No.14398116

>>14398112
At least her hips are wide.

>> No.14398117

>>14398112
Flatty!

>> No.14398120

>>14398112
She is a failure to her race.

>> No.14398122

>>14397594
Eh, as long as they don't give birth to males when they fuck a human, I would.

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>>14398079
Uhh, that's what Arachnotaur is for! Bringer of fancy spider dances, unbreakable elderwood floors, and Holy Chocolate Milk that makes pelvises nigh unbreakable!

>> No.14398124
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14398124

>>14398114
>>14398116
>>14398117
>>14398120
Mean people in here...

>> No.14398127

>>14398114
>>14398117
>>14398120
Don't bully her she has a complex.

>> No.14398128

>>14398123
Believe in Arachnotaur! Forget not the miracle of the Cocoa Beans!

>> No.14398129

>>14398128
>He thinks Cocoa beans have anything to do with Holy Chocolate Milk

FROM
THE
TAP

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>>14398124
Horny!
>>14398127
If she wasn't tsunshit I wouldn't bully her.

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>>14396110
>mfw I want to fuck that horsepussy

>> No.14398136

>>14398129
Did not Arachnotaur allow the plants of the Earth to bring forth that which man needs to provide himself with the holy nectar even when away from her?
Do you cast doubt on her benevolence?

>> No.14398138

>>14398132
Damn fox women .I ....can't...resist......

>> No.14398139

>>14396226
>Branwen
ONE MILLION GOLD!!!

>> No.14398140

I want to lovingly grope my Holst daughteru's full, squishy teats after she crawls into my lap and asks me for milkies!

>> No.14398141

>>14398132
I'm interested.

>> No.14398142

>>14398139
I see we can do business! Do you want your purchase packaged?

>> No.14398143

>>14398132
Who is this salami sorcerers?

>> No.14398144

>>14396313
Panic

>> No.14398151

>>14398132
You have my attention.

>> No.14398154
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14398154

>>14398136
That's chocolate milk, not Holy Chocolate Milk!

You can tell by the capitalization.

>>14398124
.

>> No.14398159

>>14398144
Why? It's just a hug.
>>14398154
Any port in a storm, any cocoa when you can't have the Real Deal.

>> No.14398160

>>14398142
I'll take her as is. No you know what, I'll buy the nun's outfit too, just the outfit.

>> No.14398164

>>14398159
From a spider.

>> No.14398166

>>14398160
That'll be an extra 3.50.

>> No.14398167

>>14398164
Don't be racist.

>> No.14398168

>>14398140
You're a good dad.

>> No.14398172

>>14398164
Yes. Did you know a spider is covered in hairs that are super sensitive? Rubbing her legs would make her squirm with pleasure.

>> No.14398173
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14398173

What is the scariest scary monster?

>> No.14398177

>>14398173
Diego.

>> No.14398178

>>14398173
Human girls

>> No.14398179

>>14398166
Sold. Do you carry clothing? I'll take 4 dresses from the continent, a maid outfit, a body stocking, 6 chainmail bikinis, and spats. All the spats.

>> No.14398180

>>14398173
Wooden corners

>> No.14398181

>>14398179
>4 dresses from the continent
Can you be more specific, sir?

>> No.14398184

>>14396226
Are there any queen's blade doujins by asanagi?

>> No.14398186
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14398186

>>14398181
Something like this? Blue, red, yellow and black with red please. I'll thrown in 50 gold above the asking price for each dress if they have boob windows.

>> No.14398192

>>14398167
There is nothing wrong with being racist, just don't be an asshole about it.

>> No.14398195

>>14398168
Thanks anon, I try.

>> No.14398199

>>14398186
Right you are sir. That'll bring your total to 1001203,50.
We take plastic.

>> No.14398200

>>14398192
There is something wrong about denying the love of nice spiderpussy because you're a bigot.

>> No.14398201
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14398201

It's been a while but here goes.
https://picarto.tv/monorus

>> No.14398202

>>14398177
Funny, his stand is what my MG folder is named for.

>> No.14398204

>>14398173
Me IRL

>> No.14398205

>>14398201
Monorus you're my fave

>> No.14398206

>>14398201
I can't wait to see some more definition on that Jabberwocks thighs.

>> No.14398207

>>14398201
Dude, dude, dude! Do this!
>>14396571
>>14396558
>>14396539
The world needs it.

>> No.14398209

>>14398201
>Beachside Jabberwock
Based Mono.
Based Jabberfag.

>> No.14398210

>>14398199
Hope you have an ogre with a strong back.

http://imgur.com/D2p1OP7

>> No.14398212

>>14398200
What is your least favorite race/type of person? Would you fuck them? Of course you wouldn't, same shit.

>> No.14398216

>>14398207
I believe it's in better form to request from a drawfag if they're actually requesting something.

It's common courtesy.

>> No.14398217
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14398217

>>14398210
Challenge accepted.

>> No.14398222

>>14398216
requesting requests.*

>> No.14398224

>>14398216
A drawfag has presented itself, and is thus fair game for my greedy, selfish wishes.

>> No.14398229

>>14398195
Is there dicking?

>> No.14398234

>>14398224
You could always just talk with him and get a commission of your own?

I for one would love to see Mono tackle some DigiMGs.

>> No.14398236

>>14398229
Oh, absolutely. I have to give some milk to get some milk, right? Pretty sure how these things work. As soon as she's empty she's getting filled right back up again.

>> No.14398241

>>14398236
You are an awesome dad.

>> No.14398242

>>14398234
>get a commission
I'm not going to pay money for this nonsense.

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14398247

>>14398201
It's not loading for me. What do I do? Anyone help?

>> No.14398251

>>14395268
>Living in a province without privatized liquor sales.

>> No.14398258

>>14398236
>>14398241
>tfw Quicksilver will never continue Mega-Holst with something like this
;_;

>> No.14398270
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14398270

Are inverted Slime nipples SFW?

>> No.14398275

>>14398258
I must admit it's crossed my mind.

>> No.14398278
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14398278

>Poppy went from being an ugly bull dyke looking midget to this
Mobashit or not she's adorable.

>> No.14398281

>>14398143
Guhin from Nariyuki Makase no Tengu Michi.

>> No.14398285

>>14398201
>TFW already got a boner on an unfinished picture
Mono the best

>> No.14398289
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14398289

I wanna scale your scales

>> No.14398292

>>14398275
I'll be eagerly awaiting it if you ever decide to.

>> No.14398305

How does your waifu react to seeing snow for the first time?

>> No.14398308

>>14398010
>>14397998
Yeah, I'm Gazerfag.

>> No.14398312

>>14398305
She will breathe fire at it and the puff her chest proudly when it melts easily.

>> No.14398313

>>14398305
Takes off her top and tries to get it to land on her nipples.

>> No.14398315

>>14398308
Well good for you. Did you rub her iStalks like eye told you to?

>> No.14398317

>>14398308
>>14397998
How many actual waifufags do we have here anyways?

>> No.14398320

>>14398305
There's snow on her castle half of the year, it's not something new for her.

I've never seen snow though

>> No.14398322

>>14398317
Well I like me some Dragon booty, does that count?

>> No.14398326

>>14398317
Depends on how you define waifufag.

>> No.14398327

>>14398317
Me

>> No.14398330

>>14398322
Probably not.

>>14398326
Would turn down a real hot woman who was begging him to fuck her because he doesn't want to cheat on his waifu.

>> No.14398337

>>14398330
>Probably not
Why not? I like a very specific breed of Dragon, you know!

>> No.14398340

>>14398330
>not having a waifu that will wingwoman for you
>not having a waifu that will hold down a screaming girl while you rape her

>> No.14398344

>>14398340
Why don't you just fuck the waifu instead?

>> No.14398351
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14398351

>>14398340
my waifu knows what I want, and what I want is more demons

>> No.14398353

>>14398344
Why not both?

>> No.14398354

>>14398340
>Cheating on your waifu

>> No.14398360
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14398360

This thread is headed somewhere unpleasant with an argument, let's just go grab some Elf and chill.

>> No.14398367

>>14398360
elfs are bad anon you shouldn't hang out with them.

>> No.14398372

>>14398340
>>14398353
>>14398354
>Cheating on your wife
Now I know there are no true waifufags here

>>14398351
Delicious Brown demons are nice though.

>> No.14398373

>>14398367
Dwarf please, you're just jelly.

>> No.14398381

>>14398360
Around knife ears, steer clear!

>> No.14398382

>>14398372
There's still me here

>> No.14398387

>>14398320
Go to your nearest ski resort and hit the bunny slopes for a day, ski with the little Wendigos learning how to ski too

>> No.14398388

>>14398382
Who are you?

>> No.14398389

>>14397938
That's not nice, you shouldn't take advantage of a Kobold's naivety. Or at least not like that.

>> No.14398390
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14398390

>>14398360
Deedo is cute, but also pretty dumb for someone that's apparently 200+ years old.

Makes me wonder if monstergirls with super long lifespans age slower mentally than your average human.

>> No.14398391

>>14398387
Hit the black run and jump over the Yetis!

>> No.14398398

>>14398330
Real women are unpleasant.
I'm happier with my waifu and I'd like to keep things this way.

>> No.14398399

>>14398388

>>14398327

>> No.14398400

>>14398390
Your average human is stupid from crib to grave.

>> No.14398403

>>14398399
Alright, who is your waifu?

>> No.14398404

>>14398372
Why you quote me

>> No.14398406

>>14398351
I want to make a harem of demons with my waifu

>> No.14398408
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>>14398403
A girl who is only half-related to this thread

>> No.14398409

>>14398381
"Steer clear from a knife ear" would work better

>> No.14398411
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14398411

>>14398373
please Dwarfs are better then elfs in every way

>> No.14398413
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>>14398360
>10 minutes into traditional elven archery practice n' chill

>> No.14398414

>>14398398
This. All I need to do is get a daki with my waifu on like that Mia guy, and I'll be happy.

>> No.14398417

>>14398411
Dwarf, Drawf please.

Don't you have to be somewhere else digging too greedy and too deep or something?

>> No.14398420

>>14398414
I still need to save up for my Gazer daki.

>> No.14398427

>>14398354
>she's HELPING me get more tail
>cheating

>> No.14398432

>>14398406
that is a corruption story I would like to read

>> No.14398433

>>14398427
So she's a kek

>> No.14398434

>>14398433
Your meme is duly noted.

>> No.14398437

>>14398391
You don't have to jump them, you just have to go faster or they tackle you into a high speed rolling hug

>> No.14398439

>>14398434
He's right. She's a kekquean

>> No.14398440

>>14398439
Upvoted.

>> No.14398441

>>14398434
But that's what it means, retard.

>> No.14398446

>>14398439
What if she already has a husband?

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14398449

>>14398413
>You will never take a cuddle-nap with your elven waifu after an afternoon of archery shooting out in the forest, with a picnic on a cold autumn day

>> No.14398451

>>14398427
>>14398433
>>14398434
>>14398439
>>14398440
>>14398446
He's right though. If your waifu gets off on seeing you fuck other women, that's being a kekquen.

Which is really pathetic of her.

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14398452

>>14398441

>> No.14398453

>>14398446
If she's married to him then she's still one.

>> No.14398455
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14398455

>>13633681
Maid type: Minotaur
Name: Irelen
Personality: Cheerful, energetic, proud and enthusiastic
Statement: -Footage consists of Irelen hugging the camera-
Notes: Hugs rather tightly.

MGC is an interesting place with its large variety of different species, cultures and lifestyles. One can find various temples, libraries, mansions, housing with white picket fencing and just about anything you can imagine here. It comes as no surprise that many are swayed from the culture they are born in to explore the wonders that can be found in MGC.

Let’s take Irelen as an example. She was born at the typical ranch, given a fighters name and expected to grow up into fine rancher, well capable of protecting the large family of Holstaurs who earn the majority of hard needed cash the ranch needs to sustain itself.
Irelen however was instead caught watching television about the great big city, and the wealth and adventure it promised, in the living room. It wasn’t long after when Irelen started mentioning her wish to go to the big city. Or rather, excitedly yelling it out when she made up her mind one day and hugging a nearby Wheresheep rather tightly. The overly excited Minotaur packed her clothes within the same week and got herself a ride to town.

This is where Irelen learned that life in the big city we call MGC turned out to be harder than expected. Irelen did pack her savings with her, which allowed her several months’ rent and plenty of food to go with. However after four months of searching for a job, Irelen finally accepted that without any proper education, or natural ability, she wasn’t going to get any job at all. Even the local ‘Holstaur and Grill’ didn’t care to hire her, telling her she was going to scare of the costumers.
Thankfully Irelen met a little Wurm in a maid uniform, who rather cheerfully, brought her to the nearest maid center. MGC Maid Central would like to mention that it was a rather amusing sight to see a young Wurm drag a fully grown Minotaur along with her.

Irelen was quickly offered a place to stay at MGC Maid Central and had her maid training started shortly after. Irelen turned out to be a decent maid and finished her maid training within the usual 4 years. It might be worth noting however that she was noted to be a rather ‘enthusiastic’ maid and while her cheerfulness was appreciated by many, it was considered tiring by others. Nevertheless, she has now properly finished her training and is ready to be hired by a lucky Master.

“Next!” Janice shouts, ready to ‘welcome’ the next maid to the matching process. Janice gives a grin as a large and fairly muscular, yet brightly smiling girl enters her office. “So they ran out of space at the local farm I see, or is-” are all the words Janice can bring out before getting lifted from her chair and pulled into a bear-hug by Irelen. “A cute Master! I’m going to get a cute Master and it’s all thanks to this soft Kiki matching maid!” Irelen cries out from happiness as she starts ruffling the hair of the trapped and now panicking Kikimora. “You write things down about people right Miss?! Tell me, is he cute? Is he smart? Does he do sports?” Irelen rambles on as she finally loosens her grip on Janice, releasing her from a hug to remember.

>> No.14398459

>>14398451
Here's your (You), savor it, it's your last one.

>> No.14398461
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>>14398455
Checking if her uniform isn’t crumbled, Janice slowly stumbles back to her chair. Sitting down properly and taking a deep breath, Janice looks at the jubilant Minotaur standing in front of her. “Tall, fairly muscular, blue eyes and dark brown hair.” Janice states. “That is you, not him.” Janice adds. “I just write down details about you which he might want to know, I haven’t actually seen your Master-to-be.” Janice continues, causing Irelen’s face to lose some of its previous happiness. “But I do know that you like the color orange. I also know that you enjoy wearing hoodies and that your greatest wish is to one day travel and explore the world.” Janice reads aloud from the documents in front of her, with a small smile on her face. “Aha!” Irelen exclaims. “But he does get to read everything you write down about me!” Irelen continues, her words coming out of her mouth at a rapidly increasing pace. “Be sure to mention how I’m great at baking and cooking! I made this delicious cake earlier, with real Holstaur milk! But I could use my own if he wanted and…” Irelen continues rambling on. Janice however simply keeps silently filling in various papers, giving an occasional glance at the Minotaur happily rambling on before finally deciding it’s time to interrupt her.

“Okay I’m done with your documents, you can leave now.” Janice simply states, causing the large cowgirl to suddenly fall silent. “No no, don’t give me that face and definitely don’t give me another hug. I’ll have someone send you the news once I get it.” the Kikimora continues, as she starts pushing Irelen towards the door. “Now off you go and have a kiki-tastic day” Janice finishes as she waves the now slightly confused Minotaur off, before closing the door to her office and crashing back on her chair. Grabbing a flask from her desk drawer, Janice takes a sip from her personal supply of energy-drink, before letting out a sigh and looking outside. “Eh, she’ll be fine.” Janice grumbles “Now where to find a Kiki who can match the one who matches to a Master?” Janice monologues as she grins and taking one more sip before preparing for the next maid-to-be-matched”

As a maid Irelen has an average performance, performing her chores and duties at an average pace and precision. While Irelen is rather bulky, her energetic personality more than makes up for her large size, allowing her to do her chores, even if it takes longer than expected. Aside from regular chores, such as dusting and cleaning, Irelen also enjoys making meals for her Master, no matter if it is breakfast or dinner. Her future Master can even expect breakfast on bed, which has eggs, toast and very fresh milk included. No matter what meal Irelen makes, she will always strongly prefer using ingredients from the local ranches and farms around the area over any sort of canned of preserved ingredients.

When not performing any chores, Irelen prefers to do a variety of things. As is common for the Minotaur-type, Irelen has a work-out plan to help keep her in peak condition. Please do take note that this plan is rather modest and has resulted in Irelen losing a bit of muscle, while having caught a little bit of extra meat, or softness as she prefers to say. Aside from working out, Irelen also has a strong love for exploring new things and places. No matter if it’s paintball, massaging her Master or exploring an old farm, Irelen wants to give everything a try. While Irelen is overly active during the day and enjoys spending every minute awake doing something new, her energy is not limitless and will eventually run out. It is usually the start of the evening hours when this happens and Irelen wishes to rest from her active day and take it easy. Preferably comfortable on the couch in the living room, with a nice cup of Holstaur milk and hopefully a cute Master to cuddle with.

MGC Maid Central recommends Irelen to a Master who enjoys a large and energetic maid, and doesn’t mind to occasionally get dragged along to go on a new ‘adventure’ somewhere in or around MGC.

>> No.14398467

>>14398455
>this soft Kiki matching maid
So Janice is starting to gain weight now? I remember how she used to make snide comments about chubby Monster Girls.

I guess the CC Kiki is enjoying her "just desserts", literally and metaphorically. I hope none of that weight goes to her breasts, she needs to learn a lesson.

>> No.14398471

>>14398459
What part of that is bait though? I'm serious. If the person posted
>Not helping your waifu score cute boys
The thread would riot. Anyway you look at it it's cheating/polygamy, which is shit.

>> No.14398477

>>14398455
>>14398461
>Genki minotaur maid that likes cooking.
I think I'm in love.

>> No.14398489

>>14398467
It can go to her butt instead.

>> No.14398503

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWigCggVv2Y

Zappy mermaids y/n

>> No.14398538
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14398538

Are you ready for your meeting with the Tanuki Anon?

or do you plan to disappoint your boss?

>> No.14398547

>>14398538
I'm not god with people.

>> No.14398550

>>14398538
That's one funky-looking Tanuki.

>> No.14398551

>>14398547
...Clearly.

>> No.14398556

>>14398550
That's your boss.

Dare ye disappoint her?

>> No.14398557
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14398557

>>14398538
This is my boss.

>> No.14398558

>>14398538
I want to do my best at the meeting so I can earn headpats from my wockin boss!

>> No.14398559

>>14398557
She looks like a pretty mediocre boss.

>> No.14398562
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14398562

>>14393502
yeah boyy

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>>14397777

>> No.14398567
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14398567

>You confess to a Jabberwock and she becomes a stuttering mess
>She nervously asks for a kiss
>At the last second she chickens out and gives you a peck on the cheek with her mouth tentacle while looking away
How do you respond?

>> No.14398568

>>14398538
I don't recall scheduling any meeting. What is this regarding?

>> No.14398570

>>14398564
>That was fast
>Took 7 years
Nah, go fuck yourself, bruh.
I'm just happy it's getting somewhere now.

>> No.14398572

>>14398567
Downward fucking dog.

>> No.14398573

>>14398564
>That was fast.
>THAT WAS FAST.

Miura, you motherfucker.

>> No.14398576

>>14398538
>>14398567
Lotta Jabberwock love. Not that I'm complaining. I will take a wock.

>> No.14398579

>>14398567
I demand that she ravish me!

>> No.14398583

>>14398538
But I only applied for the scale polisher position.

>> No.14398585

>>14398567
>You confess to a Jabberwock and she becomes a stuttering mess
>She nervously asks for a kiss
>At the last second she chickens out and gives you a peck on the cheek with her mouth tentacle while looking away
But she's supposed to be the dominant cool girl!

But she is cute now! Cute!

>> No.14398586

>>14398567
I have a heart attack on the spot.

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14398598

>>14398455
>>14398461
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

MGC Maid Central wishes you all a Kiki-tastic day.

I'm wondering if people even remember their requests. It's been a while by now.

>>14398467
Janice has stated that she has not started to "gain weight" and that she certainly is not enjoying any desserts right now such as coin-cookies from the local Dragon's bakery.

>> No.14398603

>>14398598
>Janice has stated that she has not started to "gain weight"
So she's always been gaining weight? All those nights eating ice cream alone in her apartment realizing she's already a Cake and she still doesn't have a husband have been doing a number on her it seems.

>> No.14398607

>>14398455
>>14398461
Mistresses when
Human interviewer being shipped with Janice when

>> No.14398609

>>14398607
>Human interviewer being shipped with Janice when
I wanted her to get her own profile though.

I wanted her.

>> No.14398637

>>14398598
I still have fond feelings towards my Kate. She truly is a joy.

>> No.14398639
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14398639

What Monster Girls have the fattest thighs?

>> No.14398645

>>14398639
Wights
Jinkos and Onis have big thighs, but they're not fat, it's all muscle. except when they're bulkan. Which is still ok with me

>> No.14398646

>>14398639
The best ones.

>> No.14398650

>>14398598
>spoiler
I've still got a pastebin I made of the last 6 or so requests made in that thread, mainly because mine is one of them, I know you've said you have your own word document or something of them so if anybody needs them they could ask either of us.

>> No.14398651

>>14398598
I still enjoy Marika.

>> No.14398654

>>14398650
>>14398598
Just checked and its actually the last 9 requests.

>> No.14398660
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>>14398639
The ones that also have fat pussies

>> No.14398669
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14398669

>>14398603
Unfortunately, Janice is not capable of replying to your question as she just stormed out of her office.
However the little Wurm in training who enjoys hanging around Janice tends to call her the fluffiest or the softest aunt when she hugs her.

>>14398607
>>14398609
Mistresses some day, no promises unfortunately.

I had a full story in mind for Janice (mostly slice of life), she'll also receive a profile. But all that after i've handled all the requests.

>>14398654
>>14398650
Yes, that would be best. People can always ask if they forgot their postnumber/request. It would be unfortunate though if somoene misses out on his profile.

>> No.14398678

>>14398081
underrated post

>> No.14398687

>>14398598
I do remember mine, I love Holly and we are getting to know each other really well. She's such cutie, thanks MGC Maid central for bringing us together and I wish you folks much luck on helping other maids find their master.

>> No.14398688
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14398688

>>14398639
Yetis

>> No.14398700

>>14398461
>>14398455
I KEEP GETTING THE WRONG MAID! I'M TELLING YOU I WANT THAT CC KIKIMORA JANICE!

>> No.14398721

>>14398598
>Aaleyah and I are having too much fun anon thanks for the match MGC Maid Central!
>however she still tries to fight the Apophis down the street is this normal?

>> No.14398740

>>14398669
Janice is so cute, even if she is plump and old

>> No.14398741
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14398741

>>14398598
>That Mindflayer Profile

Very unprofessional, she's clearly flayed some minds to insure a literal "perfect" resume.

Flaws are needed to insure a proper covert integration.

>> No.14398742

>>14398740
And haggard and cantankerous and worn and useless.

>> No.14398745

>>14398741
I want investigate a Gazer's flat chest, slender thighs, firm buttocks, and puffy vulva!!!

>> No.14398747

>>14398742
And even with her flaws, how she's jagged, and has some bad habits, I still wanna cuddle her! I wanna rub noses with her! I wanna hug her and tell her she's soft and cute! I want to tell her I respect her mature beauty!

>> No.14398755

>>14398745
lewd

>> No.14398765

I'm not sure what a bitter chubby old kiki is for

Taking on a candle-lit date and having a fun mellow romantic night out with her, making her feel special and loved

Or rough lewd fucking, switching positions with her and trying all sorts of kinky shit, embracing and enjoying every part of her lewd body

>> No.14398769

>>14398765
yes.

>> No.14398770

>>14398765
Why not both?

>> No.14398784

>>14398765
Yes, in that order.

>> No.14398790

>>14397876
No thanks..

>> No.14398809

>>14398022
Reply, Are you? Throw sage's water on her, fucking up all her gold adornments, then have my ogre waifu rearrange her face.

>> No.14398816
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14398816

>>14398721
MGC Maid Central believes this to be perfectly natural aslong as it involves trickery and pranks and no actual violence.

>>14398700
MGC Maid Central apologizes for the inconvenience and has immediately dispatched CC Kikimore, the current wrestling champion and belt holding Hellhound to your adress to correct your mistake.

Have a Kiki-tastic day!

>>14398740
>>14398742
Janice would like to state that she is in fact still in the prime of her life, certainly cute and definitiely not haggard, cantankerous, worn and useless.
She does admit that she might have a little extra softness.

>>14398747
MGC Maid Central would like to mention that Janice has currently fainted and is unable to reply to your message after having read it.

Please have a Kiki-tastic day.

>> No.14398817

>>14398087
I mean don't get me wrong Anon. I'm a man of strange fetishes Xenomorphs being one of them, but speaking as a fat guy about 3DPD fat body women like that, it's no fun bumping uglies with them. If anything it's like watching two walrus clap together haphazardly with alot of grunting.

If anything I'd rather a Yeti imouto who treats me like the big guy in Totoro platonically over her.

>> No.14398818

>>14398058
This DEMANDS! a slowpoke edit.

>> No.14398823

>>14398816
With a made every day is a Kiki-tastic day.

>> No.14398870

>>14398816
We here a lot from MGC Maid Central, but what about MGC Maid West? Or even MGC Maid North?

>> No.14398887
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14398887

How does one get people to stop calling one a pervert?

>> No.14398888
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14398888

What does a Chupacabra girl smell like?

>> No.14398890

>>14398888
Mexicans.

>> No.14398892

>>14398888
Sweat. Delicious sweat.

>> No.14398897
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14398897

>>14398870
MGC Maid Central would like to clarify that "Central" in fact signifies the controlling function of MGC Maid Central, which is a large organisation that holds control over the various Maid Centers found in all existing MGC's

>>14398741
MGC Maid Central is unsure to what profile you might be referring, as it does not see any Mindflayer profiles in it's archives.

>> No.14398899

>>14398888
Like dirt, the sun, and female pheromones that tell you to fuck her and give her an anchor baby, or a dozen

>> No.14398903

>>14398887
Impossible

>> No.14398915

>>14398897
Nice try, but I'm on to you.

>> No.14398925

>>14398887
I want to be kidnapped by the Goblin Queen.

>> No.14398929

>>14398816
IT'S STILL WRONG!!! I WANT JANICE!!! THAT PLUMP MATURE (somewhat angry) KIKIMORA IN MATCHING!!! I WANT TO HUG HER! I WANT TO MARRY HER! I WANT TO HAVE TEN-NO-TWENTY DAUGHTERS WITH HER!!!

>> No.14398947

>>14398929
No, I want her! You can have a cheap doppleganger knockoff Janice! I want the original!

>> No.14398948

>>14398897
The MGC Maid Central has been corrupted by Mindflayers.

Someone call the police!

>> No.14398953

>>14398948
This is why we need Paladins.

>> No.14398962

>>14398953
>I need Paladins because I should've have to worry about my mental integrity everytime I go out

>> No.14398969

>>14398962
>I need Paladins because wearing less then 10 belts doesn't mean I was 'asking to be raped'

>> No.14398973
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14398973

>>14398948
Relax. Everything is gonna be fine.

>> No.14398983

>all this gazer and jabberwock OC

Wondrous

>> No.14398987

>>14398983
>One is a girl with eye tentacles
>The other is a girl with mouth tentacles
Of all girls, why do our 2 serious waifufags fall in love with the incredibly weird ones?

>> No.14398989

>>14398987
it's like poetry, it rhymes

>> No.14398993

>>14398989
It's so dense

>> No.14399001

>>14398987
Hey, she's cute not weird.
Cute, I say.

>> No.14399007

>>14399001
CUTE!

>> No.14399025

>>14398993
Cait sith is the key to all of this.

>> No.14399028

>>14399025
If we get Cait Sith working

Cause she's a furrier character than we've ever had in /mgt/

>> No.14399033

>>14398947
fuck you I will destroy you just to get her to sit on my face!

>> No.14399036

>>14399033
Not if she sits on my face first!

>> No.14399038

So are we finally getting a new girl tomorrow or another update on the Cheshire?

>> No.14399044

>>14398987
>our 2 serious waifufags
Hey, I'm serious too but also a poorfag.

>> No.14399047

>>14399044
Are you the one who likes that ghost girl?

>> No.14399049

>>14399036
JOKES ON YOU
I've been her chair this whole time!
IT WAS ME JANICE! IT WAS MR ALL ALONG!

>> No.14399050
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14399050

>>14399038
I wouldn't mind seeing KC draw some more Cheshire butt.

>> No.14399054

>>14399047
No

>> No.14399055

>>14399044
You don't need money.
I don't spend any at least.

>> No.14399062

>>14399049
Oh, but the true joke is on you!
I've been her panties this whole time! I was even closer to her all this time!

>> No.14399084
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14399084

>>14399025
>>14393069
Why does she look exactly like Sachiko from IM@S?

>> No.14399090

>>14399062
you're obviously the biggest joke here because Janice doesn't wear any panties!

>> No.14399092
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14399092

Wonderland Centaur tomorrow comrades!

Soon you will accept the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom without question!

>> No.14399098

>>14399092
I'm good with my onee-san demon in Pandemonium
you're entitled to your opinions anon
but horse pussy is shit

>> No.14399103

>>14399092
wait, what? why? explain please.

>> No.14399110

>>14399084
They're both shit.

>> No.14399111

>>14398969
>I need paladins because a man shouldn't have to wear gauntlets to stave off handholding

>> No.14399117
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14399117

Let's talk about vintage varieties.

>> No.14399119

anyone got mono's wight with the thick thighs from the past threads? I need them.

>> No.14399125

>>14399117
She's old and saggy and wrinkly!

>> No.14399133

>>14399119
Here.
>>14394032
>>14394681
>>14393899

>> No.14399137

Not gonna lie I really fucking hate people who ask for stories when they know half the writefags are dead

>> No.14399139

>>14399125
but anon you know the saying
>Monstergirls age like a fine wine
>unless she's a monoeye
>they're more like box wine
>cheap and you don't talk about what you did last night

>> No.14399141
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14399141

>>14399092
But I already love horse pussy!

>> No.14399167

>>14399117
For what occasion does the anubis lady wear such a lewd outfit?

>> No.14399170

>>14399137
Not gonna lie I really fucking hate that one guy who bitches about this every single thread

>> No.14399181

>>14399170
Not gonna lie I really fucking hate that squidward is called an octopus in the show but he only has 6 limbs, not 8

>> No.14399193
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14399193

>>14399181

>> No.14399194

>>14399181
Not gonna lie I really want to do a CC Kitsune in her HUGE ass.

>> No.14399201
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14399201

>>14399194
I share your sentiment.

>> No.14399210

>>14399201
Who doesn't?

>> No.14399217

holy shit they got off the boat

need pictures of kraken girls to celebrate

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14399226

>>14399217
It's the closest I got.

>> No.14399227
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14399227

>>14399217
Close enough.

>> No.14399232
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14399232

>>14399217
I got you.

>> No.14399237
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14399237

>>14399217

>> No.14399242

>>14399217
Wait what? Is Guts off the boat?

>> No.14399244
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14399244

>>14399232
Not the image I wanted to post.

>> No.14399246
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14399246

>>14399242
Guts is a mobile suit pilot now.

>> No.14399250

>>14399217
but did they make it to the Fireworks factory yet?

>> No.14399252

>>14397594
I'll make her squeal like a piggy.

>> No.14399286

Goodnight, thread. I hope you all dream about astonaut anubi teaching you about the effects of zero gravity on bloodflow, leading to blushing, enhanced bust sizes, as well as harder and more persistent erections, by giving a practical demonstration of it all.

>> No.14399288
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14399288

Wight Krakens

Maximum Over Ara Ara

>> No.14399300

>>14399141
Then your love will triple! A 300% increase in love!

You might even reach...olev.

>> No.14399308

>>14399288
A Demon or Titania Wight would be far more ara ara.

>> No.14399311

>>14399308
Real men enter into a Wight Demon's Pleasure Palace.

>> No.14399313

>>14399141
I wanna tell Cerea she's beautiful and stroke her with a horse brush to get little hairs out of her horse body, then give her a nice scrub down to wash any extra away then massage her to a comfy sleep!

>> No.14399314

>>14399311
I believe they'd actually sign ones marriage contract.

>> No.14399328

>>14399311
I don't think entering the realm of Slaanesh is smart anon.

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14399337

>>14397663
From a mobage, and quite a lewd one at that

>> No.14399355
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14399355

>>14399328
If she could make me write better I'd throw myself headlong into her realm

>> No.14399361

>>14399355
>her

>> No.14399367

>>14399355
It's not that hard. You just have to read a lot and have a decent imagination.

>> No.14399368

>>14399355
Uhh...that's kind of what Slaanesh does actually.

Like some kind of OCD perfectionism shit that you also derive pleasure from doing.

Let's just send 1 artfag in, when he comes back out he won't exactly be sane but he'll make the Mona Lisa look like a crayon drawing.

>> No.14399372

>>14399367
My imagination in my writings is piss poor as its shown. So either I need a portal to Slaanesh or a ball of hashish to eat in the desert and feel Iskander's armies and hear the long-dead voices of the Pharaohs.

>> No.14399402
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14399402

>>14399372
Fantasize about monster girls while you lay in bed in a vain attempt at chasing the bad thoughts away so you can lull yourself to sleep. That's how I built up my imagination.

>> No.14399408

>>14399402
Stock photo gramps always knows best.

>> No.14399419

>>14399408
That's Harold you uncultured pleb.

>> No.14399425

I wrote a bit more of this thing. It's really prose and amusing to write.
http://pastebin.com/qYyLcCDC

>> No.14399428

>>14399419
Names are for lesser beings.

>> No.14399436

>>14399402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maW5Bd1SgUs
Make sure to have some good imagination music going on.

>> No.14399441

>>14399425
Is there a name for this style of literary dickery? Dr Seuss wrote like this.

>> No.14399446

>>14399436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUiPDkEwU0

>> No.14399524
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14399524

Was this ever scanned?

>> No.14399532

>>14399524
nope

>> No.14399538

>>14399532
This is terrible news.

>> No.14399545

>>14399538
Life is filled with terrible news

>> No.14399574

>>14399524
I WANT IT!

>> No.14399587

>>14399574
Nicholas Cage please.

>> No.14399606

>>14399532
>>14399524

That is a crime.

>> No.14399607

>>14399524
Its shit

>> No.14399611

We're getting something tomorrow I can feel it

>> No.14399612

>>14399607
Would you be so kind as to provide proof of your claim?

>> No.14399617

>>14399611
>I can feel it
You're probably just saying that because you're off school for Thanksgiving Break like me.

>> No.14399626

>>14399611
Considering what happened today, it might actually happen.

>> No.14399659

>>14399626
What happened? Suspicious tweet?

>> No.14399675

>>14399659
Since the miracle of Guts' boat happened today, the miracle might last for tomorrow as well.

>> No.14399688

>>14399611
>>14399617
>>14399626
>>14399659
>>14399675
Wonderland Centaur cumming at yeah!

>> No.14399694

>>14399688
>horse pussy
That's only partially better than what he left us with.

>> No.14399697

>>14399688
>Loony Land horse pussy
This idea intrigues and terrifies me.

>> No.14399703
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14399703

>>14399611
Sasquatch/Bigfoot girl

>> No.14399705

>>14399697
The Rocking Horse Fly is a Wonderland candidate for this.

If it's made into some kind of fairy, it will be shit and I won't care.

If made full size it will be a smaller sized Centaur with wings that can (probably) fly with them and should have a smaller bust for both the flight aspect and to counter the gigantic horse tits most of the other centaurs have.

Possibly an obsessions with rocking back and forth on your cock but I'm not to sure on the logistics of that.

>> No.14399712

>>14399705
>Trying to apply logic to Wonderland creatures
You realize this defeats their entire purpose, yes?

>> No.14399732
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14399732

>a Ren-Xiongmao will never make full use of her awesome Erhu skills in order to get you to notice her

>> No.14399733

>>14399705
>Not making the white and red knight into centaurs instead
Confirmed for only ever reading the first and worst Alice book.

>> No.14399756 [DELETED] 

test

>> No.14399762

I am going to conduct experiments and I need test subjects. Strong, tough, MG test subjects.

>> No.14399769

>>14399762
I don't know man, it's pretty dead right now.

>> No.14399784
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14399784

Bees are beeautiful!

>> No.14399789

>>14399784
Never trust a bee.

>> No.14399792

>>14399784
What happened to the guy that was writing a story about a dude that waifu'd a rich yandere hornet that lets her husbando relieve stress on their Kiki maid?

>> No.14399802

>>14399792
>yandere hornet
>lets her husbando relieve stress on their Kiki maid

Something seems very wrong in this equation.

>> No.14399810

>>14399802
Yeah.
Last time I checked on the story, it seems he removed the hornet from the equation entirely.

>> No.14399812

>>14399784
Especially when they come with their own drones that you can name after comedians.

>> No.14399825

>>14399812
>drones
You do know what a drone is, right?

>> No.14399841

>>14399825
Well, there went that little reference...

Pardon me while I go back into my little corner.

>> No.14399880
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14399880

I saw we need more art of the generic lilim.
And also more corruption stories involving her

>> No.14399882

>>14399880
say*

>> No.14399883

>>14399880
Corruption and Lilims are shit.

>> No.14399888

>>14399883
While I agree, prepare for the corruption brigade to yell at you.

>> No.14399891

>>14399883
Says you, but to each their own right?
what do you want to see more of?

>> No.14399897
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14399897

I want to squeeze a mushroom's squishy butt!

>> No.14399905

>>14399897
>that ass
1/10 it's something.

>> No.14399929

>>14399905
>literal human host booty
I'd rather have the 2D human girl before she became a mushroom farm

>> No.14399943

>>14399897
How do we fix Matangos?

>> No.14399955
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14399955

>Trying to get a custom Miia hat made
>Take the time, get nice decently sized hairclips all done up to start using on those custom clothing and stuff sites
>spend hours tweaking it, getting it perfect
>going to cost me 33 dollars but i don't care, I want a Miia hat
>they throw in a 20 dollar charge out of nowhere, not even for shipping
>$53 for a hat not including shipping

I closed the window, I'd rather just learn how to embroider shit myself

>> No.14399960

>>14399943
You don't. There are some monsters that need to exist to remind you how bad things can be so you appreciate the good ones more.

>> No.14399963

>>14395010
I'll start carrying clippers if any fluff tries to push me around

>> No.14399964

>>14399955
>Not just making the D-clips in CAD files and cutting them out of brass to make real clips that you can put on anything.

>> No.14399966

>>14399943
Simple, the only thing that needs fixing is to get rid of their stupid spore bullshit. Without it, I and many other people wouldn't mind dating them, knowing that we won't become mindless husk by having sex. Personally I wish I could love/date a matango, they look cute and I love their film as well.

>> No.14399971

>>14399960
But that's why we have cait siths.

>> No.14399978

>>14395383
Raiju, loud music and bonding over work.

>> No.14399980

>>14399966
They are the spore, man. It's just fungus in a human husk. They're not human-shaped mushrooms. They're mushrooms growing out of humans like that one ant brain fungus they were based on. They don't talk or walk in KC.

>> No.14399983

>>14399971
The siths and the parasites.

>> No.14399989
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14399989

>>14399964
I am not a very smart man
and i feel like brass would be too heavy for a hat
i would rather have something like plastic so it's light and i could have a sticker on it or something to keep the little glare effect on them

Though i would also like a patch, or it embroidered on, that seems more comfy on a beanie, while a pin would be good on a bag or something

>> No.14399990

>>14399733
Well the reason why I never read it is because it's the worst.

I guess the alternative would be for the Queen of Hearts to say something silly like "Only 2 legs, so you ride a horse with 4, yet 6 is much too many, 4 will do, 4 will do, so please allow me to help you~"

>> No.14399993

>>14396887
Unwrap mouth
Question further

>> No.14399998

>>14399989
Metal is not heavy in the thicknesses needed for that. Hell, you could buy some brass plate at a hobby shop, trace a pattern and use tin snips to cut it out in a matter of minutes.

>> No.14400007

>>14399980
Really, I never knew that sir, thanks. Still I wish we could have a cute mushroom girl that didn't come with any bullshit, I would gladly date a cute mushroom girl. However I agree, in that these matango by KC, I wouldn't date them , as I don't want date the fungi husk of a dead girl.

>> No.14400018

>>14398278
Every model looks cross eyed

>> No.14400022

>>14400007
Seems you want something like a mandragora, which are criminally ignored almost on pot devil levels.

>> No.14400023

>>14400018
Because they're all assholes.

>> No.14400029

I want to train every day until I'm able to defeat monster girls in one thrust.

>> No.14400030
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14400030

I like it when characters I like get turned into cute girls. What about you?

>> No.14400031

>>14399880
Isn't there a paste of a lilim getting pissed at a nerd or something?

>> No.14400034

>>14400030
I'm one of the biggest alpfuckers around so I approve.

>> No.14400041

>>14400022
Actually I would love to date a Mandragora girl. As long as she has had enough time to grow to full maturity and isn't a loli, as loli aren't really my thing. Now I really want to date a mature, busty, Mandragora and cuddle with her all day long.

>> No.14400046
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14400046

>>14400030
Yep.
Ironically, I also hate Alps and Alpfags.

>> No.14400051

>>14400030
>>14400030
Yus.

>>14400046
Would impregnate and headpat even as she cusses me out.

>> No.14400062

>>14400046
Alpha is complete garbage. Ragna doesn't deserve that crap.

>> No.14400064

>>14400030
Get that girl some spaghetti, she's nothing but skin and bones!

>> No.14400076
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>>14400062
That's why it's best to acknowledge her as a Murakumo unit created in his image.
Saya/Izanami is apparently yandere for him after all.

>> No.14400085

>>14400076
>Dat HEALTH
>No top
>Melting popsicle
Why, hello boner.

>> No.14400087

>>14400076
Either way, I'm sticking it in and seeing if I can impregnate her.

>> No.14400096

>>14400076
Why is a blue melted Popsicle turning white on her breasts?
did a seagull crap on her?

gross

>> No.14400104

>>14400096
>did a seagull crap on her?
Here we go again

>> No.14400123

>>14400076
Well if that's the case then Ragna is gonna have another Murakumo after his dick. But that probably won't be the case thanks to Naoto.

>> No.14400130
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>>14400104
>>14400096
I can't find the threadcap. You know the one.

You can have some important MG stimulation information though.

>> No.14400141

>>14400085
Would you like some more from that artist?

>> No.14400144

>>14398688
Those are some sizable thighs.

>> No.14400147

I want a dragon onee-san to dom me. And a baphomet. And a lilim. And a Pharaoh. God dammit, I hate life.

>> No.14400149

>>14400141
I wouldn't object.

>> No.14400151

>>14398888
What's with the smells? 2D girls don't smell, y'all.

>> No.14400153

>>14398278
What
When did this happen, patch yesterday?
I hope they update her creepy ass skin art too

>> No.14400156

>>14400123
>Girl Ragna wanting the Naoto D
Pls no.

>>14400147
>Dragon
>Baphomet
>Lilim
>Pharaoh
Well, well, well...

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>>14400149
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=tanabe_%28studio_tiamat%29

>> No.14400161

>>14400157
>>14400076
Is there any Blazeblue girl that isn't impregnation material besides Lichi?

>> No.14400162

>>14400156
Well what? I occasionally come back when the depression stops.

>> No.14400169

>>14400156
Oh I'm not saying that, but I am saying Sugita/Patrick Ragna is most likely going to be replaced by Naoto.

>> No.14400173

>>14400046
Alps are cute.
Alpfags are anything but.

>> No.14400178

>>14400162
Just still waiting on that whatever with this foursome of yours.

>> No.14400185

>>14398564
Does is really say that? Holy shit I'm dying. Mangaka is such a glorious evil bastard.

>> No.14400186
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>>14400161
Mai.
She's blander than Naoto as a result of being a generic ecchi spinoff MC. But at least the porn she gets is alright.
>>14400169
>Sugita/Patrick Ragna is most likely going to be replaced by Naoto.
;_;

>> No.14400188
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14400188

Is anyone else of the opinion that the vampire mosquito needs a complete overhaul?

I mean, I can deal with blood drinking since we already have vampires, but do we HAVE to have that annoying ass buzzing sound and an ITCHY DICK THAT NEVER GOES AWAY?

Besides, their design is shit. Should be more like pic related. Only good mosquito girl.

KC mosquito is shit. Remove mosquito.

REMOVE MOSQUITO.

>> No.14400189

>>14400161
Tsubaki.

>> No.14400199
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>>14400147
Well I want to be a missionary sent to civilize the Amazons, only to become enamored with their lifestyle and fall in love with an Amazon with a spankin' booty.
Or I want to be a pilgrim seeking to do penance for my sins, arriving at a cloister full of Dark Priestesses who use their uncanny BDSM skills and equipment to help me repent.
Or I want to be a servant in a Vampire's household and become a pawn in a game of "My slave can do anything better than yours" when her Wight friend brings her little entourage for a get-together.
Or I want to be seduced by a young Dark Elf, only to find out her widowed mother had planned on capturing a young stud like me for her own pleasures and then I'll have to serve both with my body.
Or I want to be the loyal minion of a cruel Grapesnake who plots world domination, while dominating me in the bedroom with her venom and grip strength and her long nails that dig into my back.
Or I want to find myself caught in the web of an Arachnid with a fetish for tickles and edging and sensory deprivation and then she'd make use of the opportunity to explore these with me.

There's more but that should be enough for now.

>> No.14400200

>>14400186
That tripfag on /a/ that adores Mai terrifies me.

If Ragna dies and becomes Alpha causing Naoto to replace him I'll riot.

>> No.14400201

>>14400178
Someday anon. Someday. I just have to get some strength in myself.

>> No.14400206

>>14400199
That snake is cute.

>> No.14400210

>>14400206
She is Great and Terrible, tremble and despair before her!

>> No.14400216

>>14399688
>Wonderland Centaur
All the King's horses to go with our humpty egg?

>> No.14400223
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14400223

How yandere can a oneesan get?

>> No.14400224

>>14400210
Gladly.

>> No.14400229

>>14400224
Good, good. Grovelling is good. Now lie down flat so she may slither over you!

>> No.14400232

>>14400223
Man, fuck the Fates localization team holy shit.

>> No.14400238

>>14400232
Why? What'd they do?

>> No.14400239

>>14400210
Nobody could be terrified of someone that adorable.

>> No.14400240

>>14400046
I wouldn't say that's ironic. Rule 34 isn't genderbender, so you can like one and hate the other. I do as well.

>> No.14400244

>>14400229
If that is what she wants.

>> No.14400247

>>14400240
>Rule 34 isn't genderbender
No, but rule 63 is.

>> No.14400252

>>14400238
Rumor is they removed S-Rank supports with both Nhor sisters and I think the other factions sisters, the rubbing thing you saw is completely replaced with a trivia game and the hot springs parts are completely removed.

>> No.14400254

>>14400252
If this is true, they've lost my money.

>> No.14400258

>>14400254
Same

>> No.14400260

>>14400252
Wow, that's...pretty damn shitty.

If that's true then yeah, I'm not getting it. I thought I found a complaint about them covering up one chick's cleavage. Kinda BS, but I can live with it. But removing that much content because it's "Objectionable"? Yeah, fuck that.

>> No.14400261
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She already has the SSR, now all she needs is U!

>> No.14400268

>>14400252
>and the hot springs parts are completely removed.
110% upset

>> No.14400270

>>14400247
Right, wrong rule.
What I mean is...I don't know how to explain it, actually. I hate genderbender stuff in h-manga and I hate alps, but rule 63 doesn't bother me at all.

>> No.14400274

>>14400270
There's no point in bullying Alps.

>> No.14400277

>>14400206
>>14400210
>>14400239
>I AM evil! Stop laughing!

>> No.14400279

>>14400252
Weird how the people really hated the new features saying it was turning into a full on waifu emblem but now people are complaining that the very thing that makes it a waifu simulator is now being censored.

>> No.14400284

>>14400279
Censorship is fucking stupid, though.

>> No.14400285

>>14400261
>Not even her real tail.
That being said Koneko is adorable.

>> No.14400289

>>14400279
It's one thing if the creators themselves cut something out before shipping it out so that nobody gets it. Censorship in a localization is another.

>> No.14400291

>>14400274
There's always a point to bullying Alps.

>> No.14400292

>>14400291
What? The point of your dick?

>> No.14400293

>>14400284
It is but I can't hate NoA for it when our morals are so ass backwards.

>> No.14400295

>>14400279
They kept the waifu simulator bits and cut out the payoff for it though.

>> No.14400300

>>14400289
>DOAX3 will not be released in the west
Censorship is the worst.

>> No.14400303

>>14400292
It keeps Alps from becoming uppity. You wouldn't want uppity Alps.

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>>14400303
What's wrong, Daddy-O?

>> No.14400317

>>14400314
That's what I was talking about. Now we'll get swamped in Alps with stupid sexy tight tummies.

>> No.14400322

>>14400314
>What's wrong

You never played Halo with me, you lied to me and hurt my poor human boy feelings.

>> No.14400329

>>14400314
GOTH. ALPS. How about it?

>> No.14400330

>>14400314
>Daddy-O
That alp is cruising for a bruising.

>> No.14400334

>>14400232
>>14400252
>>14400254
>>14400258
>>14400260
>>14400268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

>> No.14400344
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14400344

So how about them Living Dolls...

>> No.14400347

>>14400314
Cute. I want an alp like that.

>> No.14400361

>>14400344
Wanna tease one in stockings, going to put one in stockings.

>> No.14400366
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>>14400252
Fuck
Is this real?
Source?
Thank God, I have hacked 3DS so I can just use fan translation
T-they didn't drop translation, right? I remember someone was planning to translate it to avoid cencorshit

>> No.14400370

>>14400366
>Source?
I think /v/ has a thread that will help you much more than I can.

>> No.14400377

>>14400199
I just want to dote on her and give her sweets and baked goods while she still tries to maintain that she is "evil incarnate"

>> No.14400379

>>14400377
She's not evil incarnate, she's just doing what needs to be done, no matter the cost. You're her comfort in a world that hates her for having the courage to stand up for what is right even if it's inconvenient or unpleasant.

>> No.14400391

>>14400279
Do you really think it's the same people?

>> No.14400403

>>14400344
Living Dolls are olev

>> No.14400408

>>14400344
Meh, never really cared about them.
Though watching a guy play the Bloodborne DLC, and now Gherman's relationship with the doll is even creepier.

>> No.14400423
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What is it about Alices that makes them so adorable and pure?

>> No.14400424

>>14400423
Magic.

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'sup.

>> No.14400451
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14400451

Is everyone still asleep?

>> No.14400461

>>14400451
I'm up, playing some Rise of the Samurai so I'm not really posting.

>> No.14400463
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>>14400461
Attila is getting some new DLC, how do you feel about that?

>> No.14400473

>>14400463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY I'm going to shed the blood of Saxon men, anon.

Otherwise pretty neutral, although I am excited for proto nights.

>> No.14400479

>>14400473
I see.
I still haven't gotten a TW after Shogun 2 though. Not getting one any time soon, either.

>> No.14400482

>>14400451
Nope. Don't have enough energy to write though.

>> No.14400485

>>14400479
That's your choice anon, I'm not going to shitpost for 5 hours about it like /twg/.

I just want to get a fucking co op campaign going, been trying for 5 years, I think I might have one this time though.

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>>14400485
>I'm not going to shitpost
Why would you bring that up even? Calm down. Have an Azog.

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>>14400491
I'm tired and cranky because I just woke up.

I also want to be defiled by her.

>> No.14400511

>>14400451
Should be.
>>14400461
But guns, steamships, and railroads.

>> No.14400526

I trying to get more soldier beetle and salamander art at the drawthreads
so far: mildly succsesful

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>>14400344
>if this were on facebook I would like this

On another topic, didn't KC at some point say he'd be interested in doing something like an automata?

>> No.14400543

>>14400511
Soon anon, soon, I just need to eat Saga so I can unify Statsumaland. Then I move onto the mainland.

Until then I need to practice in RotS for my co op campaign.

>> No.14400544

>>14400379
but anon she has to maintain her image! and how can she do that when I'm being nice to her enemies?

>> No.14400552

>>14400543
Man you're making me want to play fall again just mentioning this stuff, left off right at the start of all out civil war.

>> No.14400556

>>14400552
It's really fun after so long, I just had a huge battle yesterday and the only reason I won was because 2 units of katana kachi managed to reach their gunline after being shredded.

>> No.14400576

>>14400556
I can't tell you how many times a unit of katana kachi or yari kachi has been the deciding factor for me in a battle before.

>> No.14400590

>>14400576
It's great they were both down to 40 men each and they still cut through about 5 units. I gave my general the warrior traits so he had 75 men instead of 60 so he was pivotal too.

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>>14400590
>>14400576
Honestly it's great in RotS too, when you have 2 units of Samurai and the garrison of a castle fight off a whole army. I'm always amazed 90 men can kill so many.

>> No.14400618

>>14400463
I'm still playing Rome 2.
Divide et Impera mod makes it actually good. I bought Attila but I'm waiting for the modders to fix it before I give it a shot, just like every other total war game.

>> No.14400622

>>14400618
FoTE soon for Attila I think. It's the DEI of Atilla.

>> No.14400644

>>14400622
Which itself is the Europa Barbarorum of Rome 2.
Though I actually played my own custom mod for Rome 1.

>> No.14400649

>>14400644
Neat, what about Warhammer Total war? You interested in it?

>> No.14400660

>>14400649
Wait and see at the moment. Could work.
More anticipation for Legion but I'm not getting my hopes up. They've already pulled the "we'll fix it, we'll fix it" card twice and both times they made it way, way worse.

>> No.14400664

>>14400660
Legion?

>> No.14400698

>>14400664
New WoW expansion.

>> No.14400701

>>14400698
Ahhh. Ok.

>> No.14400705

>>14400664
New WoW expansion.
Current on is an unmitigated disaster. They lost 50% of their subscribers in 9 months, and now with the new one they're constantly saying that they've learned and will make this the best expansion ever.
But they're already doing literally the exact same things they did with this current flop of an expansion.

>> No.14400708

>>14400705
Ah, sounds like a shitfest. Last I played Mists of Pandaria had just come out.

But I only played for a couple months so what do I know.

>> No.14400710

I want to comfort my baphomet wife after she plays online and everyone calls her a kid even though she's more than a hundred years old.

>> No.14400713

>>14400705
They really just need to fire the people in charge.

But enough about that, lets talk about Kobold daughterus doing cute things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf3j3Q_CKNY

>> No.14400716

>>14400705
>>14400708
Last I played they were hyping up Wrath of the Lich King and I decided it wasn't worth the price.

>> No.14400719

>>14400708
First expansion was great. Every one after it was progressively worse. 3rd and on is all garbage.

>> No.14400721

>>14400710
>"I'm not a kid, I'm a Greater Demon of hell that's been around for Millennia!"
>"Sure thing squeeker"
>"I fucking swear I'm going to murder you"
>"Whatever you say kiddo."
>"When I found you I'm going to grind your pelvis into dust!"
>"Sure thing kid, get muted."

God damn kids these days, pretending they're "Demons" back in my day...

>> No.14400725

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead reflect on where WoW went wrong and why you should keep your waifu away from MMO's.

>>14400721
Yep.
>"A-and then the just laughed at me!"
>Proceed to pat baphomet's head until she's satisfied.

>> No.14400730

>>14400725
Oh, ooh! I know where it went wrong! When it was made instead of Warcraft 4!

>> No.14400733

We haven't talked about Manitcore family in a while, what do you think is better, Manticore Nee san or Mother? Both? Aunt?

>> No.14400735

>>14400730
Actually, it sounds like if they make Warcraft 4 then they'll actually render all of WoW noncanon.

>> No.14400736

>>14400733
Deep down all Manticores are nee-sans who get drunk and then gropey.

>> No.14400737

>>14400725
>Spoiler
Probably Blizzard's main design philosophy is at fault.
>Some people aren't having fun. They're complaining that we let other people have fun but not them.
>I see. Well then, lets take the fun away from the others. That way everyone is equal and they'll be happy.

>> No.14400740

>>14400733
Mother, because then I can tell everyone I was in her pussy before she ever touched me with her tailpussy.

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>>14400725
>keep your waifu away from MMO's
Fuck you bitch I'm gonna play PSO and you can't stop me.

>> No.14400745

>>14400733
What about manticore imoutos?

>> No.14400746

>>14400733
>>14400736

What this guy said.

>> No.14400747

>>14400745
All Manticores are welcome.

>> No.14400751

>>14400747
Wonderful! I want to play with and become best friends with my manticore imouto, protect her from bullies that call her tail weird looking, and become the object of her newly budding lust when the tailpussy blooms once she hits puberty.

>> No.14400755

>>14400733
Manticore Aunties. Would let her seduce me and trick me into marriage.

>> No.14400761

>>14400751
Just imagine when she comes home from school after telling them when she grows up she's going to marry you.

>>14400755
Manticore aunties sound amazing.

>> No.14400763

>Watching new Gundam
>Mobster in a white suit who captains a space ship crewed by his own harem
Yeah. This with monster girls would be pretty nice.

>> No.14400770

>>14400763
Who would be in your bridge bunny harem?

>> No.14400774

>>14400770
>Have Bunny Girls as the Bridge Bunnies
Because why not?

>> No.14400776

>>14400761
So, I have a group of pouty bullies behind her on the doorstep complaining about how they want to be my wife instead of my sister? How did I get myself into this cliche harem situation?

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>>14400763
Who's your slutfu, /mgt/?

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>>14400778
I love her murder boner for Ma Chao.

>> No.14400785

>>14400778
Technically the only slut there would be Naze...

>> No.14400796

>>14400735
They made promises to that effect years ago, so maybe.

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>All that stuff about Play-Asia
God that was fun. Anyone got some Smug Monster Girls? I could use them now.

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>>14400804
>Play-Asia
What? Also not really.

>> No.14400818

>>14400804
>Play-Asia
What happened?

>> No.14400819
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>>14400807
This happened
https://twitter.com/playasia/status/669343456423100416
https://twitter.com/playasia/status/669343532683886592
https://twitter.com/playasia/status/669358416461062144
https://twitter.com/playasia/status/669429451910995969
I think they gained like 2000 followers from it.

And is that Ursula from Disney? Fucking Japanese making everything sexy

>> No.14400826

>>14400819
Oh Jesus Tapdancing Christ, pixel boobs bouncing while girls play volleyball is now an abomination?

>> No.14400828

>>14400778
A L P H A
L
P
H
A

>> No.14400837

>>14400819
Oh lordie that's brilliant.

Also if you think that's something, you should see what they do with Maleficent and Count Frollo.

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14400840

>you will never find your perfect ghost waifu
Why live?

>> No.14400841

>>14400819
wait
so if I'm reading this right the western release of extreme 3 is cancelled?
well I'm not going round to my friends house this week.

>> No.14400843

>>14400819
>Fucking Japanese making everything sexy
Should I look for those fem spongebob gijinkas?

>> No.14400844

>>14400819
Too bad it won't work with 3DS because of the anal region lock

>> No.14400847

>>14400837
>Count Frollo
>Count
Eh?

>> No.14400848

>>14400841
It's not region locked and it will have english built in so you can import it.

>> No.14400853

>>14400819
I love playasia, it's nice to see a company that knows who their audience is and doesn't give a shit about people who won't buy their stuff anyway.

>> No.14400854

>>14400819
Pretty based.

>> No.14400855

>>14400841
PS4 and X1 are not legion locked. And so is PSV

>> No.14400856

>>14400819
I figure they're going to count this as yet another "Moral Victory," aren't they?

>> No.14400862

>>14400848
yeah, but my friend will still bitch about it.
even if the problem is easily fixed, he wont let it go.

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>>14400856
Post immoral things to make them mad! Post objectified Monster Girls in skimpy outfits!

>> No.14400870

>>14400847
They take an aging religious zealot and make him into a trap.

Such is the way of the Japanese.

>>14400841
Personally I stopped caring about Extreme 3 the moment I heard Christie wasn't in it.

>> No.14400873 [SPOILER] 
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>>14400864
But that's against the RRRRRUUUUUURRRRRRRRUSS!

>> No.14400874

>>14400870
You missed the point. JUDGE Frollo, not count.

>> No.14400880

>>14400874
Ah. You are correct.

Where the bleeding hell did I get Count from? Even in the original book he's a Cardinal or some such, right? Where the hell'd my brain pull "Count" from...guess I'm just tired.

>> No.14400883

>>14400880
Probably his first name being Claude confused you.

>> No.14400886

>>14400883
Sounds about right.

>> No.14400887
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>>14400864
I want to be objectified by a monster girl.

>> No.14400893

>>14400864
Did that swimsuit wock Mono was working on last night get finished? That'd be perfect for this.

>> No.14400894
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>>14400887
Do you?

>> No.14400897

>>14400847
>>14400870
>>14400874
>>14400880
>>14400883
>>14400886
Why are you nerds jawing about some stupid celibate archdeacon when there are plump foxes to pump full of kits?
Stop standin' around and get back to work!
We've got a new customer in, and she looks to be a right lewd one. Don't let her choke you out with her tongue this time.

>> No.14400899

>>14400874
wasn't Frollo a archdeacon in the original book?

>> No.14400900

>>14400897
Frollo did nothing wrong, and he probably had an Ignis in his fireplace.

>> No.14400902

>>14400899
Yes. Also an alchemist.

>> No.14400903

>>14400897
>celibate archdeacon
In the disney movie he prays to have sex with a woman and upon failure of that, set her on fire.

>> No.14400905

>>14400903
Meaning he stayed chaste the entire time.

>> No.14400907

>>14400903
Well, involuntary celibacy is a form of celibacy.
Would also be a monster-only condition in a monmusu world.
>"Men can't be forever alone. You sluts can't comprehend it."

>> No.14400912
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>>14400905
At least he tried.
If only he had some dark priests around, then his "god" would have listened

>> No.14400919

>>14400912
Dark Priestess' confession box coitus chronicles when?

>> No.14400922

>The TSA is forced to hire monster girls as affirmative action hires to avoid discrimination lawsuits
>Their already bad record gets even worse when it's discovered that the monster girls have been pulling single men out of line for "random" searches
>It's also revealed that they have a fundamental misunderstanding of what a cavity search is and who should be the one getting searched

>> No.14400924

>>14400907
I want to be harassed at a monster girl academy and told I deserve rape.
A haughty mousegirl with a sign would stand in the public square and badmouth anyone who tried to white knight for me.
>A Unicorn stands eye to eye with a Large Mouse standing on a stool that is itself elevated.
>"Look, I'm just saying they should be treated as people. If you're stop and think rationally for one moment-"
>"WHAT ARE YOU? SOME SORT OF LEZZY ANDROPALLY?"

>> No.14400930

>>14398564
>>14398570
>>14398573
>>14400185
No he doesn't. He actually says "we somehow made it"

>> No.14400935

>>14400930
Farming arc incoming.

>> No.14400940
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And so she strikes!
LIKE THUNDERBALL!

>> No.14400942

>>14400919
>go to confession with Dark Priestess
>it's just a gloryhole

>> No.14400945
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>>14400894
Yes, so long as those objects are along the lines of dickthrone, living dildo, and manly daki.
Would settle for panties, footstool, or massage table in a pinch.

>> No.14400947

>>14400922
>Get taken to the back for a private cavity search by a Kraken
If I don't make it out, please feed my cat guys

If I do I guess you guys can come to the wedding

>> No.14400949

>>14400945
>Would settle for panties
Oolong please.

>> No.14400952

>>14400949
The Sabbath has been working to accommodate Transpanty men for decades now.
I would gladly lifestyle as a foxgirl's squirming undergarments.

>> No.14400955

>>14400945
>that pic
I need an adult

>> No.14400958

>>14400952
I'll just stay human and get used as an ottoman, thank you.

>> No.14400959

>>14400945
I wouldn't mind being an aunty monster girl's panties.

>> No.14400961

>>14400949
I wonder how a Ryu would react to my wish of wanting the panties she is wearing right now

>> No.14400965

>>14400961
The Eternal Ryu cannot grant you what doesn't exist.

>> No.14400966

>>14400965
Nopan? Lewd girl.

>> No.14400967

Is there any pastes or green texts about that work with the whole "reverse scale" thing Ryu's have?

>> No.14400969

>>14400965
I'll just wish to be panties and for her to wear me

Then she will have panties

>> No.14400970
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>>14400924

>> No.14400977 [SPOILER] 
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14400977

Which is scarier, spiders or mind control?

>> No.14400983

>>14400965
okay alternate wish time
>I wish that she was my wife and we have many daughterus together

>> No.14400985

>>14400983
This makes the belle just dandy.

>> No.14400987

>>14400977
Remove Yamame. Worst 2hu.
And it's sort of spectral. A form of mind control that leaves you in a delusion but still mostly you vs say...flesh eating spiders that lay eggs in your guts? Spiders are worse.
On equal scales of implementation mind control is objectively worse because it supplants your personality. Spiders just give you lots of cuddles.

>> No.14400988

>>14400922
You say that like they don't already have an army of bomb sniffing Kobolds.

And that one contraband sniffing Hellhound. You know the one.

>> No.14400989

>>14400967
Remind me what that is?

>> No.14400991

>>14400989
It's a scale on Ryus. It's on backwards. Touching it makes them go full rape mode.

>> No.14400995

>>14400987
>Remove Yamame. Worst 2hu.
But she's so sexy.
http://i.imgur.com/6ZpngG4.jpg

>> No.14400997
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Monster Girls in Bikini Armor when?

>> No.14400999
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>>14400995
>tying up the spider
This is so wrong, and yet so right.

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>>14400997

>> No.14401003

>>14400991
Shit like this is why we need a monster scientist.
A guy who finds answers to things with a better result then "because shut up" or "mamono mana"

>Why does touching a reverse scale case such a effect?
>How cold must can a salamander's tail get before it effects her.
>How do plant girls react to miraclegro?
all this and more must be researched!

>> No.14401004

>>14401003
For science, eh?

>> No.14401006

>>14400995
Still can't like her.
>spoiled banana color scheme
>silly abdomen dress that's concealing horrifying spider limbs in all the fanworks
>on the list of Actually Deadly Youkai
>uses her disease powers on humans to give them a better flavor
MGE Yamame would be pretty great though. Tsuchigumo Arachne that goes around as a heart-pupiled Typhoid Mary giving people all the exotic love diseases and getting off to every minute of it.

>> No.14401007

>>14401003
>you will never see Steve Irwin do an entire series on MG's

>> No.14401012
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14401012

>>14401007

>> No.14401013

>>14401001
Oh yeah

I like Bikini Armor

I miss it

>> No.14401015

>>14400997
>>14401001
>Sitting around a campfire in the darkness, muttering to your soldier pals.
>"Wow, those were some tough fights, but I figured they'd be sexier. When do we face off with bikini armor?"
>And then a murmur from outside the circle of light.
>"Bikini armor soon, soldier."
>"When?"
>"Now"

>> No.14401019
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14401019

>>14400999
Would you rather she was the one tying up you?
>>14401006
You have to remember though that Zun makes his in universe authors even more bias than MGE's scholar, although in most cases it's unintentional due to bad sources and rumours.

Not to say she isn't dangerous though, she is a youkai after all.

>> No.14401020

>>14401012
>but anon, Steve's dead
>even if 2017 is real an educational series on MG's featuring him will never happen

>> No.14401022

>TFW you will never guzzle ghostpepper hotsauce with your waifu
why even live

>> No.14401023

>>14401019
>Would you rather she was the one tying you up?
If she didn't mind doing it, absolutely.

>> No.14401024

Titania weather lady who gets way too excited about snow and rain.

>> No.14401028
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>>14401013
That reminds me that I needed to sort my folder of armoured girls into folders for full armor and bikini armor, that's going to be a long evening some day.

>> No.14401030

>>14401024
Titanias are underrated, their childish naivity yet mature beauty make such wonderful contrasts

They'd be like Spongebob, or Papyrus, pure, childish, yet an adult and not a bumbling retard.

Titanias are cute!

>> No.14401034

>>14401004
For science indeed!

>> No.14401037

>>14401024
>Our forecast today is about two and a half feet of snow
>so if anyone wants to come out to the park I'm making snow forts and hot chocolate!

>> No.14401040

>>14401003
>Why does touching a reverse scale case such a effect
that one sounds like a "hands on" experiment.

>> No.14401042
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>>14401030
I want to be sandwiched in a hug between a Titania and a Demon.

Two Onee-san types, one innocent and childlike with the other being a huge tease who loves spoiling her man. The only word that can describe that is heaven.

>> No.14401043

>>14401040
I recommend restraining the Ryu in Wurm-proof restraints and then lodging a vibrator under the scale.
For science.

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this thread is dead
>is everyone taking a shower right now?

>> No.14401052

>>14401049
>two minutes since the last post
>dead
Calm down ho.

>> No.14401055
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>>14401049
People might even be outside for once.

>> No.14401059

>>14401037
Shit man, I'd be so down for that.

>> No.14401060

>>14401052
>I just wanted a reason to post that pic of an orc showering
can you blame me?

>> No.14401066

>>14401060
No.

>> No.14401068

>>14401049
>>14401060
Anon, I've been meaning to say this for a while; you aren't using greentext correctly. It looks kind of silly.

>> No.14401069

>>14401059
>you will never cuddle in a snow fort made by you and your favorite MG
I made myself sad now

>> No.14401071

>>14401068
I was going to say something about that too.

>> No.14401074

>>14401068
sorry I don't match up to your high posting standards

>> No.14401076

>>14401074
We don't take kindly your types in here.

>> No.14401077

>>14401043
I see!
With the different vibe levels on her scale we could see just how she reacts out it.
this needs to be recorded... for science!

>> No.14401078

>>14401049
Those hips might be too wide.
I thought she was trapped in a ball or something from the thumbnail.

>> No.14401091

>>14401074
lurk more

>> No.14401095
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Name: Erieru (Probably Ariel)
Species: Sylph
Ruler of one of the four houses of elemental spirits, Wind. A being made of wind itself, her body has a misty and transparent appearance. "I heard she can freely manipulate the wind!"

So I guess to that Anon who asked yesterday, seems likely we'll get an ignis/salamander soon. We've got 2/4 elemental spirits. Once more I'm not sure if the wording means she herself is the ruler of wind, or that all Sylphs are. But I guess it's more likely just refering to her.

>> No.14401099

>>14401095
A-ha! So they do have all the elements!

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>>14401077
yes... for science...

>> No.14401163
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We're last in line, let's have fun!

>> No.14401183
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>>14401163
Is moetron a monstergirl or just outright monster?

>> No.14401186

>>14401183
Looks girly to me.

>> No.14401201

>>14398278
I want to cumflate new Poppy!

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14401203

Harpies cooking pasta when.

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