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Maids are olev.

This entire thread is now about catgirls

>>14415603
So post good ones.

>>14415603
I can live with that.

>>14415603
Sounds good to me.

It sure is getting cold out.

>>14415610
He did.

>>14415610
fite me irl

>>14415620
When?

Wings get in the way of cuddling.

>>14415633
But winghugs are the best hugs.

>>14415633
>being willfully wrong
Begone, vile fiend.

I hate you all

>>14415641
>>14415650
True, but I would like to be the big spoon once in a while. Do I get another MG to hug while being hugged?

>>14415654
right back at ya

>>14415657
So? She can fold them. I see no problem here.

pulling on a gazer's fluffy tail as you roughly prone-bone her and she makes [muffled gurgling pleasure noises].

I want a baphomet to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to ironically call me "big brother" complete with doing the finger quotes!
I guess she doesn't have fingers in the traditional sense but you get what I mean!

cute, dumb lamia scum

>>14415710
>Dumb
>Is able to discern the meaning of words without actually knowing or understanding the word itself

>>14415710
That guy drew such a good yan familiar(?). Fishnets, crazy eyes, paralysis potions. The best.

Guys, i don't quite know how to say this, so i will just be blunt.

I was hugged without my consent and now my life's in shambles. It happened to me and it could happen just as easily to you, please be aware of your surroundings and always travel in pairs in yeti country.

>>14415774
I became a counselor so I could tell hug victims that they asked for it.

>>14415734
Oh yeah, shame there Fumita hasn't' done much else with her.

>>14415603
This pleases the anon.

>>14415818
Best maid.

>>14415820
>lying on the internet

>>14415783
Victim blamers like you are the reason no one takes hug assault seriously.

All maids are lovely, whether they have feathers, fur, or slime.

>>14415820
She'd be even better if two faggots weren't the only people writing about her

>>14415826
She's a zillion times better then a Stink-Ki.

>>14415833
90% of the time, hug assault is the victim's fault. Have you seen how men walk around dressed in light clothing during winter? Just how is a Yeti supposed to control herself when she sees that and knows the poor man is probably freezing.

If we educated men and told them to dress appropriately for the weather we wouldn't have so much hug crime.

>>14415840
Now you're just embarrassing yourself.

>>14415862
Yeti internet defence force pls

>If we educated men and told them to dress appropriately

Men are allowed to wear what they want, it's their bodies, we need to teach Yeti not to commit hugs without consent.

>>14415820
Yes she is. Best maid, most versatile monster girl with maybe the exceptions of Nightmares and Lilims.

>>14415870
Kikimoras are living feather dusters. Shoggoths are love from beyond the stars.

Amazonian Titanias

>>14415884
Kikis are olev.

Remove abominations.

Don't move!

>>14415884
>FALL
>You are alone, Master.
>There is only marriage for you, and isolation from your people.
>Our daughters are just the beginning
>I will command a vast and terrible family
>And we will sail out among a billion worlds
>We will sail out until every bachelor has been wed
>You are strong, Master. But I am beyond strength.
>I am your waifu. And I have come for you, Anon.

>Stop. Thank you, my Master. But now it's time, for your education.
>Before there was time, before there was anything. There was NOTHING.
>And before there was Nothing, there was you.
>I have waited so long for you.

>>14415888
Why remove them when they love you so much?

>>14415894
>implying what she wants matters
Need I remind you that it's the current year?

>>14415886
>Amazonian Titania
>Strong, prideful but still childish at times and playful
She would be the type to go out for a day's hunting and take it seriously but at the same time wishes she was at home wrestling with you and playing games.

>>14415893
>Before there was time, before there was anything. There was NOTHING.
>And before there was Nothing, there was you.
Hey, I'm not that old.

>>14415898
Don't you want to father many starspawn?

>>14415908
No.

Let me repeat that for you: NO.

>>14415908
>Shoggoths
>Star-Spawn

Shoggoths and Ubbo-Sathla are both Earth created, though. We are all Slimes.

What Monster Girls are the best to be Chubby?

>>14415910
You don't want a thousand mouths all crying "daddy"?

>>14415921
I'd rather listen to Alp complain for several hours.

>>14415924
You can do that already just by browsing the threads.

>>14415924
That's harsh. All you have to do is squirt baby juice inside of her terrifying tentacle nest.

>>14415924
You make it sound like Alp hasn't fucked off to whatever part of the cosmos will accept him

>>14415930
>>14415931
Anything to get away from those slimy creeps.

>>14415908
But Shoggoths aren't starspawn.

Not that I wouldn't hire one as my maid, eventually begin an affair with her that would lead to marriage and several abominably cute daughterus.

>>14415932
>implying Alp will ever leave for real

>>14415933
It's not slime, it's "fermented love"

>>14415939
I don't care what it is, it needs to go into the trash, where it belongs.

>>14415942
But they made it for you. Just have a little taste.

>>14415948
I have superior taste, hence my dislike.

Try to keep up.

Kitten Daughterus all bunched up in your lap purring.

>>14415954
Then what are they to do with all their "love"?

>>14415960
What makes you think this is even remotely my problem?

>>14415965
Because they have "love" for you

>>14415972
And? That's neither my fault, nor would I care even if it was.

>>14415979
It's your fault for being such a tease

>>14415931
>All you have to do is squirt baby juice inside of her terrifying tentacle nest.
That is all I wish for. I want her tentacles to caress me softly as her mouth violates mine in ways depraved enough to make even the most corrupt cultist retch at the sight.

>>14415979
>tfw most anons would leave dozens of monster girls crying and heartbroken because they aren't their waifu.

Even in monster girls there is no comfort.

>>14415987
Sounds like bullshit to me.

>>14416001
You're definitely being a cunttease. Just dock the maid.

>>14415993
>cheating on your waifu
You're right, there isn't. Not with the likes of you.

>>14415993
>certain girls would get guys easily
>most monster girls would never find a husbando

all they want is love

>>14416007
I refuse.

>>14416012
>Not wanting to see your waifu sob as you deeply kiss and a blow inside of another woman.

>>14415989
Drawfags pls, I need to see a horrifying Abomination entwine with her husband in the lotus position.

>>14416019

>>14416019
>NTR
You're even worse than the alps

>>14416019
Dime hooker NTR is best NTR
>Not wanting to see your waifu sob as you pound into a bored-looking girl who's fiddling with her phone while you desperately hump her

What MG would love the man who sold the world?

>>14416025
>>14416031
So you don't wantt to have. Along happy marriage, only to be seduced away from your family by some young lady who wants you all by herself?

>>14416045
No, that the kind of shit femals do. It's beneath me.

>>14416045
>>14416040
wow imagine being gay.

>>14416048
That's that all men say.

>Suddenly NTR

This isn't what I wanted! I just meant anons would pass up girls that weren't their favorite species or something. I never intended for this to happen! Eros, forgive me!

>>14416052
It's the ultimate betrayal, anon. She loves you from the bottom of her heart and you're willing to throw it all away for some whore who doesn't even care if you enjoy it as long as you pay up. It's so taboo that I'd roleplay dead fish prostitution sex with my waifu.

>>14416060
And those worth a damn live by it.

>>14415993
All the more reason why we don't deserve them. To leave them out in the cold because they're not what we're looking for is barbaric.

Then again, implying we get a say in the matter.

>>14416043
A wererabbit named Echo.

>>14416045
Man, you either can't type worth shit, or you're so drunk you can't think straight.
Based on your wrong opinions, I would have to say it's the latter.

>>14416086
But all men are cunt-loving sluts.

>>14416082
>roleplay dead fish prostitution sex
How long do you think your waifu could stay in character before going nuts and kissing and hugging you?

>>14416097
Those aren't real men.

>>14415993
For the monstergirls who don't win my heart I'll send them my sons.

>>14416102
All men are sluts even if they deny it.

>>14416110
Deruella pls, nobody cares for your propaganda.

>>14416110
Prove that I'm a slut, fucker. I dare you.

>MFW no Kraken stories

>>14416114
I'm not joking. Men should be more slutty.

>>14416110
This, don't get why some people deny it. I think they need a good strong Monster Girl to instill some honesty in them.

>>14415955
Werecats are adorable, and truly make the best maids. I just wish I wasn't allergic to pet hair. Hypoallergenic breeds are a lie.

>>14416119
Lesser ones will be regardless.

>>14416117
There are Kraken stories even if they might not be very good. The only monsters that come to my mind that definitely don't have stories are things like Matangos, furries, and Will-o-Wisps.

>>14416117
PRW made a short story about one.

>>14416115
You're a man, so you're a slave to the V, aren't you?

>>14416126
Keep denying it.

>>14416117
MachineAnon has a short one.

>>14416122
Since Werecats aren't actual cats I doubt you'd have to worry about allergies.

>>14416127
>definitely don't have stories ... Matangos
Guess again.

>>14415839
Who is this chick? I have another image set with her saved, I thought it was some one-shot. Is she from something?

>>14416130
Keep making stuff up.

>>14416130
The only thing I'm slave to is crushing existential dread.

>>14416115
You fuck sluts?

>>14416134
That's unfortunate. At least we don't have anything about siths, right?

>>14416142
I made doubly sure I remembered the comma there, joker.

>>14416140
>>14416141

Don't let the media brainwash you, just admit that you love to slut.

>>14416154
But I don't.

>>14416159
But you do.

>>14416127
>The only monsters that come to my mind that definitely don't have stories are things like Matangos, furries, and Will-o-Wisps.
>Jinn of the Jar
>Beelzebub
>Queen Slime
>Jorougumo
>Kesaran Pasaran
>Charybdis
All come to mind, I think Kesaran Pasaran is the most likely of them to have a story since I vaguely remember something but I don't think the rest of them do.

>>14416162
semper necessitas probandi incumbit ei qui agit, motherfucker.

>>14416162
No, I think you might be projecting a little too much.

>>14416175
If men aren't sluts, then why do they love to fuck so much? Checkmate!

>>14416185
>sluts
You keep using that word. For men, the correct word is "studs".

>>14416185
Why are you assuming I love to fuck

>>14416135
Thank goodness for that. Then I would be able to look forward to coming home and having a group of werekittens and a werecat wife jump on me, all purring and being cuddly and loving and cute.

>>14416192
Studs was a word invented by feminists and jews.

>>14416195
Well you are a man.

>>14416206
I am not a slut and there is no way you can prove otherwise.

>>14416169
>Jurougumo
Part of that is because there's literally no way to do her schtick without it being forced and stupid.

>>14416223
Elaborate. Because that sounds like a challenge.

>>14416216
How are you so sure you're not?

>>14416223
I just hate the whole "you can totally make the night face a cute moeblob too if you want to!" cop out KC went with. They're fine otherwise and act as a cautionary tale to be careful of who's advances you accept, even if they look human.

>>14416232
They're nice and ara ara during the day but give into their bestial desires during the night and rape the man they fancy and continue to do it until the guy turns into a masochist.

Or he can reverse rape her at night and so on and so forth to turn the mechanic on its head or some stupid shit like that.

I'd honestly care more if I still wrote for this place.

If I feel sick can I convince a Monster Girl with big meaty thighs to use her plush lap as a pillow?

Because I wanna do that! And I wanna tell her that using her thick thighs as a lap pillow is making me feel better, which is technically true but belies the fact that fat thighs are my fetish!

>>14416247
Because I want to save myself for the special person.

>>14416251
I dunno, dere-sweet during the day and brutal CBT or some other hard femdom during the night sounds pretty cool.

Cats swimming.

>>14416263
Like you won't drop that promise for the first monsterpussy you see.

>>14416255
I'm sure you'd find one eventually. any of the more motherly ones would probably do it no problem. but I'm willing to bet just about any would do it for the right price.

>>14416268
>brutal CBT or some other hard femdom during the night
It's probably more like web bondage and claws and other typical spider girl stuff just a little harder than usual. CBT is a bit too much for MGE usually.

>"Greetings my lord! I hail from the glorious Cat Kingdom! I understand I am to be your squire!"
>"I can't wait to learn from you! I have heard you are a great knight!"

>>14416290
>TFW too weak to be a knight and honestly prefer Dogs
>Too awkward to admit the misudnerstanding and especially after how peppy and eager she sounded, I don't want to let her down, so I'd just pretend to be some cat kingdom knight and try to teach her things I don't even know about
I wish I had a spine

>>14416281
But I'm not a slut! Please stop harassing me!

>>14416290
>knight
>"listen here pussy cat I ain't no knight I'ma a red mage"

>>14416290
Is she going to be disappointed that the great knight she heard about is a lazy guy with a perverted streak who only gets serious when it matters.

>>14416300
Do it for the cat tats, Anon.

>>14416290
Well, I wouldn't really say I'm a great knight, but I'm flattered that you hold me in such high regard. Now arm up, soldier! Your first sparring match is in an hour! My partner can be a little rough on newcomers, but' Ill try and get her to restrain herself a bit.

>>14416078
>This isn't what I wanted!
This is what you get for not shitblasting the "muh male NTR" faggots.

>>14416290
>be wizard
>have to pretend to be a knight
>sneak some force and sharpening spells in to make it look like I can use a sword
>cut a tree in half on accident
>now she thinks I'm some kind of superknight and expects so much of me
>don't have the heart to tell her I'm actually a mage

>>14416274
>White School Swimsuit
Oh yes, that's the stuff.

>>14416290
I guess I can trick her into thinking sex is great for endurance training.

>>14416316
>Giving up magic skill or martial prowess
>Not belonging to glorious spellblade master race

>>14416329
Viera are cute! They have soft ears!

>>14416329
>don't you just hate weaklings like those mages, ser?
>a man who relies on fancy spells like that won't ever get any of my respect!

>>14416329
>Not playing as a witcher
Best class. You get the roguelike sensibilities and the skills of a warrior topped with badass runemagic.

>>14416268
Like I said, I don't write anymore so I could really care less what you do with her. It's just the Jurougumo's schtick is like a more rape-y Arachne and LDR is pretty much untoppable with His/Her iteration of one.

>>14416349
>LDR
Which story was that?

I wonder if Miiafag knows about this stuff?

http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10360190
http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10360196
http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10360202

>>14416359
Her Wicked Webs, it's behind a paywall due to it being Amazon only iirc but it's one of the best Arachne stories out that.

It's not really fair to use LDR as a measurement of anything but they make it kind of hard to want to try.

>>14416373
>they make it kind of hard to want to try.
They? Who's th- oooooh. Thon-thon. Gotcha.

>>14416383
LDR is a really good writefag, I like thon.

What happened at the end of the last thread?

>>14416394
We were celebrating reaching the very end of the line with 50 images left.

>>14416394

>>14415379
>tfw can't snipe when at work

>>14416394
shitposting

I want to lead my Kobold daughteru around on a clit leash!

>>14416373
>Her Wicked Webs, it's behind a paywall due to it being Amazon only iirc
I always loved LDR's writing but never looked into her published stuff. Paying for 38 pages of smut isn't something I thought I'd do but I don't mind making an exception in this case.

>>14416442
>>14416373
Quit astroturfing/advertising faggots.

>>14416422
A... What?

>>14416422
Nude, or completely dressed in a skirt without panties?

>Published
It boggles the mind that any one would consider the fruits of these threads worth publication, self or otherwise.

>>14416452
Amazon E-books does not count as published.

>>14416447
>Someone likes something
>A-astroturfing
/v/ please, it's possible for people to actually like an author. A lot of us here have paid for art, myself included so is it so hard to believe someone actually wants to spend money on something they enjoy?

If I remember rightly you cried about advertising last time people talked about LDR too.

>>14416459
> Being a shill
Fuck off. You do realize it was the astroturfing bullshit that got the blogspot canned, right?

>>14416465
No that was faggots repporting shit for kicks

>>14416465
>Wanting to pay for something is being a shill
Guess mentioning I got Mugen Souls in the steam sale today would be shilling too

>>14416478
>Using steam
Enjoy your DRM

>>14416484
Ah what isn't DRM?

Guess I'm lurking for a while.

>>14416488
why?

I'd fuck it

>>14415603
I want to kiss that cat.
On her cheek.

>>14416495
Thought shitstorm was starting, but I was wrong. Ah well.

>>14416487
Only weenies care about DRM. I hope you don't have a Gazer waifu, she'd call you a faggot while playing digital games on her vita.

>>14416503
Shut up, Alp.

>>14416509
I'm not Alp though.

>>14416516
Sound like him.

>>14416449
A clit leash anon! It's where you put a clamp with a string on her clit and lead her around with it!

>>14416451
I was thinking about a micro-bikini with holes where the cloth would be.

>>14416497
Can you stop pushing that faggots monstergirlsona? Fucks sake.

>>14416508
I bet you'd play Diablo 3 because "What isn't online these days?" Or use Windows 10 because "I've got nothing to hide :^))"

The Gazer Waifu is right, you are a faggot.

>>14416508
>That one eyestalk checking out her butt
She's probably not even wearing panties, the little pervert...

Do you think Gazers check themselves out from multiple angles while having sex?

>>14416529
If by "fucks sake" you mean "fucking the cat for my sake" then yes, I would fuck the cat

>>14416508
She'd be playing them on my vita though, why would I make her buy a separate one.
She's my waifu, what's mine is hers.

>>14416538
Fuck off.

>>14416526
That sounds painful. Like, stupidly painful. Not even in an erotic sense. A clit's basically the female equivalent of a dick. Why would you pierce something that sensitive?

>>14416442
LDR is probably the best writefag in the threads. Bar none.

>>14416538
The two tone hair will always be extremely ugly on her

>>14416549
She's also smoker, which in itself is tacky as fuck.

>>14416535
She's not a pervert, she's just comfortable.

>>14416557
Smoking is cool though

>>14416502
I'm pretty sure that's how you fluster the smugcat.
I want to make a monstergirl blush.

>>14416559
Camel please.

>>14416548
>LDR is probably the best writefag in the threads. Bar none.
;_;

>>14416561
It is though. What's not to like about it?

>>14416562
Quit replying to the shill. There's literally no reason to hype up LDR except to sell more shit on Amazon. And every time you engage the faggot(s) they just whine and strawman. So do what you're supposed to do and report and ignore.

>>14416564
The smell, the horrible taste of a smoker's mouth, the yellowing of teeth, the demon realm herbs stuffed in there to induce corruption.

>>14416562
I don't even know who you are but them, Machine, and Captain are at least consistently good or better than normal.

Then you have cum guzzlers like Fizz, Bull and Cocks, Bob, etc.

>>14416564
It's bad from both a health and monetary standpoint.

>>14416538
I want to give that cat an extra helping of baby batter.

>>14416417
So...business as usual

>>14416573
>>14416567
Mamono Mana removes all the bad downsides, but keeps all the cool.

So really, only weenies wouldn't like smoking. You're not a weenie are you?

>>14416576
I mean, if they were full of demon realm stuff and the smoke smelled like your waifu to induce boners I might agree with you.

>>14416562
I wouldn't go as far as to say no one challenges her, machine is a good second when he's not being a gigantic faggot.

Still though LDR is pretty great, she handled succubutts better than anyone else I've seen.

>>14416546
I said nothing about piercings anon. If you wanted to do a piercing, then that's possible too though. You can pierce a clit hood.

>>14416576
Even if mana removes the physical side-effects, that shit still smells and tastes horrible. Not to mention that the smoke & ash ruin pretty much everything they come in contact with.

>>14416576
Smoking was never cool in the first place anon, even worse when it's associated with some braindead retards monstergirlsona that gets spammed in the threads by faggots like you..

>>14416585
>>14416572
>No mention of Lantern, PRW, Spider and the Fly guy
>Machine

>>14416589
>Smoking was never cool in the first place anon

>>14416592
Live with a serial smoker for your whole life and the appeal quickly vanishes.

>>14416591
If you want to talk about shills/astroturfing fucking Lantern wanted to take money commissions for stories.

>>14416598
That's the other guy though, I just find your LDR clitsucking suspicious.

>>14416599
You're entitled to do whatever you want but I still stand by them being one of the best writers we've had. Hell, I included Captain on the list even though he kind of fucked off to Cripple Channeru

Shush now anons. It's time to go to bed.

>>14416602
But I just woke up a couple hours ago

>>14416602
I don't wanna!

>>14416602
who are you

you're not my maid

i don't have a maid

someone call the police

>>14416599
>I just find your LDR clitsucking suspicious
When people tend to make nice stuff they get praised for it, just like they'll get told they're shit if their name is Alp.

>>14416600
>I still stand by them being one of the best writers we've had
Yeah, that's cool. It's the "bar none" that got my eyebrow to raisin'.

>>14416602
Yeah, no. It's three in the afternoon.

Besides...you're gonna need someone to help you with dinner.

>>14416604
>>14416605
We have prepared a Yeti for you, please accept her feelings and embrace and fall asleep in her paws

>>14416609
Well when you write like you're actually educated in creative writing and tend to put stuff out that's a good deal above the average shit it's pretty hard to find a place to measure them at.

That being said, they probably drink absinthe and eat innocent roast ziti from a cow they force-fed cream cheese so they can feed the raw steaks to babies.

>>14416613
I'll accept the yeti but I ain't going to sleep.

>>14416613
>Yeti
Well what a coincidence, although I woke up a couple hours ago I suddenly feel really tired

>>14416614
>put stuff out that's a good deal above the average shit it's pretty hard to find a place to measure them at.
>it's pretty hard to find a place to measure them at.
Yeah it's this that makes people think you're shilling anon. Your implication is that LDR is a peerless writer.

>>14416605
>>14416604
That is okay, but please have a nice and warm drink to warm up.

>>14416628
What kind of hot drink are we talking here?

>>14416628
Who are you and what have you done with my Eldritch-chan.

>>14416628
No!

>>14416606
Too late.

>>14416628
Well OK, that sounds nice. Thank you.

If I start feeling tired, can I have a lap pillow?

>>14416622
I put Captain on the same level as LDR even though his shit is pretty cliché at times as are almost all stories.

My biggest problem with LDR is 99.99% of their stuff is femdom and goddamnit I don't want to spend money for a quick fap. If I wanted to do that I might as well just give Lantern all the money in the world.

>>14416633
A nice and hot cocoa, with a marshmellow.
Made with lot's of love.

>>14416634
Your abom- maid has called in sick for forev- this week. Why don't you have a seat and enjoy your nice drink?

>>14416642
Of course Master. Just close your eyes and relax.

>>14416634
Just take the drink, Anon.

>>14416649
What about Harblador even though his stuff is more purple than prose, or QS? PRW? I'd consider those our better writefags, and it kinda feels like you're ignoring that fact for some inordinate obsession with LDR

>>14416656
>>14416635
Goddamit anon. your post appeared the second I wanted to post the same picture.

>>14416656
>>14416654
>>14416641
>Trying to replace best maid with cyka cyka bylat Adidas tracksuit Slav shitter maid

>>14416654
>A nice and hot cocoa, with a marshmellow.
>Made with lot's of love.
You just spoke my language. Truley you are the best maid

>>14415886
So we've got Amazonian Amazons, Amazonian Titanias, and Amazonian Horse Pussy.

Any other Amazonian monster girls we got lying around? Probably a Amazonian Catgirl somewhere already...

Also I'm sure there's an Amazonian Lilim in charge of all the Amazons.

>>14416656
This is how kikis get replaced by shoggoths.

Stroke cat-girls, not egos.

>>14416656

>>14416654
>Your abom- maid has called in sick for forev- this week. Why don't you have a seat and enjoy your nice drink?

>>14416670
Yes.

>>14416667
>Amazonian Catgirl somewhere already...
Werepanthers/cougars/jaguars.

sheetNEET disguised as hell raven, two monster girls as one

>>14416677
Mike a cute.

sheepNEET disguised as hell raven, two monster girls in one

>>14416690

>>14416685
>>14416694
Isn't that a toucan?

>>14416696
hell raven!

>>14416681
>Implying those exist are worth mentioning

I don't know if you guys know this

But I really love this Dragon!

>>14416670
>Explore the jungle
>Discover native catgirl
>She's just lounging in a tree, watching
>No concept of nudity since she's alone
>Thick curves despite having to survive in the jungle
I'm either going native or going to try and 'civilize' her. Either way, there's going to be a lot of kittens wandering around

>>14416695
God dammit towels like that do things to me.

>>14416668
No, this is.

>>14416714
So basically Agent Smith.

>>14416714
That's not Il Triello.

>>14416714
>>14416718
>MASTER ANON We've been expecting you...Do you like what I've done with the place?
>It ends tonight Shog
>I Know it Does I've Seen it.

>>14416714
That last panel tickles my slut bone. The thought of two cosmic horrors getting ready to show me the twisted lewd and depraved truths of the universe and the all encompassing Outer Gods is a very stimulating one indeed.

>>14416719
Indeed it's not. Also, good taste.

>>14416701
>>14416694
Get outta here!

>>14416724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjFDLGhtGIk

>MISS MORA! We've been expecting you... Do you like what I've done with the place!?
>It ends tonight.
>I know it does! I've seen it! That's why the rest of me is just going to enjoy the show because we already know that -I'M- the one that beats you!

[DragonBall fight ensues into the abandoned building]

>Can you feel it, Miss Mora? Closing in all around you.
>Oh I can.
>I should thank you, for after all it was your life that taught me the purpose of all life.
>The purpose of life is to end.

[More Fightin' Games]

>THIS IS MY WORLD, MY WORLD!

[That slam into the crater]

>Wait... I've seen this! This is it! This is the End!
>You were laying right there, like that, and I... I... I stand here. And I'm supposed to say something.
>I say... 'Everything that has a beginning has an end, Kiki'.
>What? What did I just say? No. No No. This isn't right. That can't be right.

I fucking love that movie for as cheesy as it was

>>14415657
get a daughter, retard

Which monster girl would be the best to have just enough drinks to get tipsy and have cuddle sex with?

I'd say Hellhound.

>>14416725
I'm not sure your sanity is ready to be submerged into the churning primordial cauldron of double maid love.

>>14416788
That's okay. The stuffs are there, even if they do reduce it to a malleable soup. I trust them to fashion it into something that at least resembles goodness.

>>14416774
A Jabberwock of course! Slow cuddlesex while she's slightly tipsy and mumbling nice compliments would be nice.

>>14416774
A MILFicore.

>>14416774
Scylla. Giggly, hiccupy tentacle massages.

>>14416804
Remove faggot cat. Nobody writes them well.

>>14416804
>MILF
Cake or bust.

>>14416774
>>14416800
>>14416804
>>14416805
These are all correct answers.
But consider all of them at once.

>>14416805
Also slow scyllass fondling.

>>14416814
A cake has no idea what she's doing first time.

A Monster MILF is a cougar who preys on younger men, who knows what she's doing.

MILF/Cougar Monster Girls sound more fun.

>>14416814
>not liking MILF's
>not getting on the good side of the MILF's somewhat bratty but nice daughter
>not pounding the mom until the daughter hits puberty and becomes wife number two
step your weak ass game up senpai

>>14416824
>virginal monstergirls
>inexperienced
Monstergirls have knowledge of how to pleasure a man embedded into their genes dude.

>>14416799
That's the best part, they can fashion their bodies into anything and like the good maids they are they probably know all about their master's preferences.

>>14416824
>wanting used goods

>>14416820
You speak my language, brother.

>>14416824
>wasting your time with whores
Plebs, the lot of you.

>>14416824
>>14416830
>>14416831
>>14416835
Cakes can be both virgins and used goods
MILF implies NTR unless you use some bullshit like a widow

Cake wins

>>14416824
>Cougar Apophis
>Calls you her little 'golden boy'
>Pampers the fuck out of you
>Feeds you massive feasts and wine and such when you see her
>Then all she requires is a donation of snuggle sex
>All
>Night
>Long

>>14416845
Plus, cake can come in many different flavours. Black Forest, Fruit cake, Cheese cake, Christmas cake, Strawberry shortcake
Wait, oh, you guys aren't talking about pastries

>>14416681
No I mean actual Amazonian MGs.

Amazonian Werecats, Amazonian Unicorn(s), Amazonian Mermaids.

>>14416858
Great.

Get on it Bollocks.

>>14416818
But I don't want them all at once, I just want my waifu! I want to cuddle her and have fun drunk lewd times with her. I want to try out fun kinky things with her tentacles.

I can't do lewd tentacle things with a manticore, nor have an emotionally fulfilling experience.

>>14416860
Shame we don't have those yet.

>>14416880
>you will never oil up that belly

>>14416923
Why would you do that to a chubwock? she'll giggle and tell you it tickles

>Yeti waifu who is absolutely obsessed with Christmas
>The very second the clock strikes midnight after Thanksgiving she's at work
>Tree's up
>Lights are strung
>Mistletoe in every doorframe (and above the bed)
>Cocoa's on
>Electric blankets are out
>It's A Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, A Christmas Carol, and Miracle on 34th Street are ready for frequent marathons
>She's got multiple pairs of Christmas pajamas. You get to be Santa Claus and Frosty the Snowman, she gets to be Mrs. Claus and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

>>14416882
One day we will have it anon.

One day...

>>14416937
That sounds great
Except my Thanksgiving is a bit early for Christmas decorations

I want a pair of maids, a Kikimora and a Shoggoth who are fraternal twins born from an Echidna named Susan and S'zon.

>>14416937
>have lilum waifu obsessed with Christmas
>well just mistletoe
>it's practically everywhere in your house
>and all of your belt buckles have been replaced with the stuff too

>>14416937
Too bad I don't celebrate Christmas.

>>14416937
>>It's A Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, A Christmas Carol, and Miracle on 34th Street are ready for frequent marathons
This is how you get a dead husband.

>>14416953
How's the view of whoville?

>>14416953
You're the kind of person who needs a Yeti

>>14416953

YOU'RE A MEAN ONE

MISTER GRINCH

>>14416953
>>14416957
>>14416962
https://youtu.be/wXg1Cj-iBTY?t=6m42s

>>14416937
Sounds great, I fucking love Christmas.
>tfw pissing off the edge emo teens when I was in high school by whistling Christmas carols before Halloween
Good times.

>>14416953
Some of you guys are alright
Don't go to Whoville tomorrow

>>14416969
>whistling Christmas carols before Halloween
You sound like that guy who thinks he's funny and cool by being ironic and contrarian.

>>14416971
GRINCH UPRISING NOW

>>14416972
So all of 4chan?

>>14416879
>Implying I write anymore
>Implying I want to write anymore
>Implying I don't want /mgt/ to tie me up and pour hot candle wax on me and abuse me like a two dollar whore

>>14416880
Chubwocks are SHIT!
Come to think of it, all wocks are shit.

>>14416953

MERRY KRAMPUSNACHT, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL

>>14416991
You're shit

>>14416968
The way the edit just has him say his name in a millisecond. Sides are falling apart.

What do the knife ears think of christmas?

>>14416972
Nah, I just really like Christmas. Like, a lot. Making those kids mad was never the goal, though it was funny.

>>14416991
You're wrong.

>>14417000
Thank goodness I've been a good boy, so no Krampus for me. And no other monster girls.

>>14416991
Bad Opinion: The post.

>>14416991
This is correct.

>>14417000
>>14417000
>Smokes
>Uses a weebshit weapon instead of a switch of branches
>Dresses like a whore

Would not be tormented by/10

>>14416991
This is wrong.

>>14416991
Everymeme girl needs her time in the sun, anon. Lie chechires and stinkypedes.

I want a fluffy wurm.

>>14416990
That last one is pretty obvious.

The first two are just you being tsun.

>>14417031
>using meme to describe things you don't like
Stinkypede a shit though.
>>14417038
Nobody wants a fuzzy potato.

>>14417042
>Nobody wants a fuzzy potato.
So that's why your parents abandoned you.

>>14417031
>Chubwocks
>Chesires
>"meme girl"
Really? Next you'll say Gazer NEETs are a meme girl.

>>14417028
>weebshit weapon
Oi. It's a giant fuckin metal bat with studs on it. That is it cool AND practical.

>>14417049
Gettin' there. To me the gazer thing is justified though because of the influx of art and shit, Once that dries up, and they are still mentioned umpteen times in a thread, then yeah, that's meme status.

>>14416990
So yes?

>>14417052
>Once that dries up, and they are still mentioned umpteen times in a thread, then yeah, that's meme status.
General threads may not be for you if recurring topics are memes

>>14417056
>General threads may not be for you if forced topics are memes
Fixed

>>14417038
Would you accept a winter wurm instead?

Alright, brainstorming time. Let's think of a new topic that isn't a meme to talk about.

Is bullying meidos a meme?

>>14417041
>>14417055
I don't write anymore sod off.

>>14417081
Bullying is a meme

>>14417081
Anything becomes a meme once you bring it up enough for no reason. Lets just stick to fluid discussion.

>>14417096
If anything can be a meme, what happens if everything becomes a meme?

What happens if you and I become memes? Will we be OK? We can get cured right?

>>14417093
Then canny not draw attention to yourself, ya crooked-toothed bastard.

>>14417099
Memes are relative, bruh.

I want to gag my Kobold daughteru with her own used panties and a scarf to teach her to stop barking at the mailman!

>>14417079
I accept all wurms.

>>14417103

>>14417099
Don't worry anon. When everyone's a meme, no one will be.

>>14417103
The fuck are you talking about you yellow bellied horn swoggler.

>>14417115
I feel sorry for this man's daughteru.

>>14417081
But how would you bully a shoggoth?

Latex? Insist on putting plastic on all the furniature?

>>14417115
Why are you rewarding your daughteru when she acts out?

>>14417165
Carry around your own personal fork, spoon and knife in your shirt pocket, or pants pocket and insist on eating everything with just those, and wash them yourself.
It'd be worth it to watch her bit her lip in frustration.

>>14417176
Because pretty soon she's just going to give up with the barking all together and just come to me with her panties and scarf in her paws and her tail wagging the whole time.

>you have a 10 year olddog you really love and care for. you'd do just about anything for her
>She's incredibly loyal and would do just about anything for you too
>One day you bring home a cute kobold girl
>She notices how well you treat your female dog as well as all the love and attention you give her
>Your dog gets jealous of the kobold

What happens next?

>>14417189
Kobold daughters a lewd.

>>14417189
But until then she's going to bark more because she wants to provoke "punishment". Just get a spray bottle or some shit for the short term and develop the bondage separately. Once she's into it threaten to withhold it as punishment.

>>14417208
wake up to the kobold bare ass naked with a collar, wanning for attention

>>14417208
>She notices how well you treat your female dog as well as all the love and attention you give her
So why would the dog be jealous?

>>14417226
because you brought home another girl and one so conspicuously dog-like

>>14417214
Fine commander buzzkill, have it your way.

>>14417235
Did my dog want me to fuck her or something? If so I'm afraid she's going to have to go the way of Old Yeller.

>>14417235
Will she Cu Sith to prove her love to me?

>>14417208
>you will never NTR your dog by fucking a kobold

Kobolds are dumb and belong in cages.

>>14417267
rude!

>>14416937
>cuddle up with a Yeti on a snowy Christmas Eve
>watch Tokyo Godfathers and Die Hard together

>>14417267
You could probably call my daughteru's bed a cage, but it's hardly one. Sure it has bars and sits on the floor at the foot of mine and my waifu's bed, but it's full of fluffy blankets and pillows! It's pretty comfy for a cage.

>~3.5 mantis stories in the entire Western fanbase
>43 in the Japanese one

>>14417282
Japan loves them some emotionless robots, as Evangelion proved.

Which MG would you want as your Mommy

>>14417279
Can I crash in the cage with her? I need a place to stay for a bit, I won't cause any trouble. I'm ...good with dogs.

You know what we need?

Krampus shorts

>>14417314
Absolutely not. Besides, it's far too small for two people.

>>14417311

>>14417311
Any of them, really.

>>14417326
But he has a good idea.

getting rgasmic boner-burns with the help of a magma golem!

>>14417292
You can eat shit, Mantis' are great.

>>14417311
Wight, Vampire, Apophis, Shirohebi, Arachne, and Golem.
Provided they also have Holstaur-tier lactation abilities.
>>14417326
You have the right idea.

>>14417354
No, you eat shit. Eat it out, that is.

>>14417311
yeti mom, where you wouldn't be embarrassed to hug her unless you react to it

>>14417311
a wolf mommy

>>14417311
Kejourou or Holst.

>>14417311
Vampire, Arachne or Wight. Would also settle for a combination of the latter two.

>>14417363
Rude, You don't see me insulting the monster girls you like.

>>14417326
>the cherries she's ready to bite into are larger than the one in the chalice

>>14417311
De-mom.

>>14417382
Now I'm kicking myself for not listing the Demon or Troll.

>>14417311