/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

What kind of presents do Monstergirls get?

Have you been good this year?

I want to play the bongos on my Kobold daughteru's ass while she's gagged with a bone-shaped bit gag!

>>14440273
LOTS of dicks. Dicks EVERYWHERE.

>>14440274
Good enough.

Shorties with big titties are love.

>"Ne ne, oniisan. Help me study!"
>"For every answer I get right, I get a kiss, okay?

>>14440287
K.

Ah. Right back with me...

>>14440287
Depends. What'cha studying?

>>14440287
Okay, but for every one she gets wrong she loses a piece of clothing. When the clothes are gone, then we start adding the bondage gear.

>>14440291
thermodynamics

>>14440290
Bigger.

>>14440291
Math.
>>14440293
I hope this involves buttplugs eventually.

The protagonist of the last game you played is dropped into MGE world (or if there's a party, the character of your choice). How do they fare?

Personally, he's either going to do amazing or be miserable.

>>14440274
The wurm daughter has been a little angel this year. She deserves something special, but won't tell me what she wants and I don't know what to get her.

>>14440286
What about tallies with small titties?

>>14440305
Oh, butt plugs, nipple clamps, various cuffs, egg vibrators, latex opera gloves, locking leather ballet boots and then a big red ball gag to round every thing off are what I have in store.

>>14440303
Well shit. I guess we're both learning something.
>>14440305
Thank goodness it's math. I need to apply all that calculus undergrad EE has taught me somewhere.

>>14440311
Tomboys are fabulous

>>14440309
>Generic Hentai RPG maker character from generic tg hentai RPG maker game

Instantly alps and spends the rest of her days having dicks fall into her vagina like there were magnets in there or something.

Also she has enough firepower to level the whole planet but she keeps losing and getting raped anyways. I wonder why?

>>14440309
>FFXIV
>MMO with totally player created character with no real other unique traits outside of what the player prescribes to them
>Bloodborne
>Same deal, created character used to interact with the world with no discernible character of their own
>Warframe
>Ditto
>Dragon Age: Inquisition
Well at least that one talks and has some actual character to them.

>>14440309
>Frieza

...Shit

>>14440320
>monster girl imouto asks you to help her study
>She does well in all her classes except this one
>You reward her for doing well, but sexually punish her for failures
>She continuously does poorly in the class and is punished
>She starts to develop a fetish for getting punished by onii-chan
>Let's her other grades start to slp so she can get punished more
Congrats, anon. You took a girl with a proising future and turned her into another slut for the sake of your own perversions.

>>14440309
I used Ike in Smash if that counts.
He will get mad pussy.

Imaging teaching calculus to your waifu.
I like helping people and math, so it would lend itself very well to me.

>>14440309
>SS hime from kancolle
People would probably think she's some weird mermaid or something.

>>14440309
>PMD
So, technically myself?

>>14440344
But anon, I don't even know calculus myself!

>>14440309
>Zhao Yun
At least he'll find himself a Ryu, right?

I want to start a dark-ambient synth pop duo with a Gazer!

>>14440309
Oh.

>>14440344
>Calculus
We're going straight to Differential Equations.
Hope she can memorize Laplace and Fourier transform tables!

>>14440344
>tfw didn't know Gazer had a tail for maybe a year

>>14440309
Exterminatus.

The Emperor protects.

>>14440309
>Miles Edgeworth
He'll solve any murders he finds, but he'll get husbando'd

>>14440363
Wait, Gazers have a tail?

>>14440261
I'm doomed.

>>14440360
>Calculus
Fuck that shit with a 20 foot barge pole. Why the fuck is calculus a required course for colleges? Unless you need it for your major, it's a waste of time, money, and effort that 99% of the people learning it will either never understand or never use outside of the class.

>>14440273
Risque pictures of the boy they like.

>>14440360
You have to start somewhere reasonable or she'll give up and become complacent with not learning at all. You have to lead her into it naturally.
>>14440363
>>14440368
She has the nicest and fluffiest of tails, perfect for sniffing.

>>14440273
A present in husband's lap with the bottom cut out.

>>14440344
I can't, I hate math.

>>14440368
Yup, where do you think all that extra hair and those eye stalks come from?

>>14440372
>he can't do calculus
5 year olds can learn calculus anon, it's called you go to uni so you can become an educated human being.
At least try to match the learning potential of kindergarteners.
http://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2014/03/5-year-olds-can-learn-calculus/284124/

>>14440375
>crisps
She some kind of britbong?

>>14440375
>>14440355
>>14440344
can they make the eye-stalks go away or are they ever-present?

>>14440309
>Soul Calibur II Voldo
They're fucked. They're all fucked.

>>14440382
I honestly thought all that hair was her, well, hair.
I didn't know it was a tail. Themoreyouknow.jpg

>>14440384
Yes
Technically I am as well.
>>14440387
No, they're always there.
She may try to hide them though.

>>14440391
Like I said, I did too until Gazerfag showed up. Based Gazerfag.

>>14440397
Goddamn, she's cute as a button in that pic.

>>14440404
>Gazerfag is not only dropping love but knowledge
Based indeed. Always good to learn about anatomy

>>14440383
Did you even read that article? There's a difference between being familiar with certain concepts and actually solving equations on paper. All that article says is that kids can be introduced to certain mathematical concepts at a young age and have them comprehend it if done properly, not that kindergarteners can do calculus.

This Gazerposting has been getting out of hand for a while now.
Post centipedes to balance it out.

>>14440417
pedes are stinky tho

>>14440417
I don't save centipedes because they're icky.

>>14440417
>"...f-f-for you~"

>>14440428
Bane?

>>14440428
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>>14440340
Tell her that it's not a punishment if she enjoys it, and then only give her what she wants if she does well. Go back to tutoring her in a business-like manner until her grades improve.

>>14440417
Okay.

>>14440428
>"You're a big girl."

>>14440415
If you can't solve the equations, you don't understand the concepts.
Just because you can't do calculus doesn't mean it shouldn't be a requirement. Calculus and advanced math concepts are part of being educated, if you just want to learn one thing go to vocational school you pleb.

>>14440340
That's all according to plan then. I can give her some private tutoring if she really wants it in the future though.

>>14440439
>Short hair and normal-ish shy face instead of that Watamote-tier shit
And suddenly she looks infinitely better.

>>14440428
Oomukade, I'm CIA

Have you accepted the love of Ninja Pussy Kingdom into your hearts and homes?

>>14440428
squigly mouth gives me a boner

>>14440356
He is sure to give them lots of LOVE of course and will get EXP for each time.

>>14440439
Lock on.

>>14440455
If only Ninja Pussy Kingdom operated in my area, I would. I currently have to satisfy myself with Human Pussy Kingdom.

>>14440455
No, I'll forever belong to Dog Pussy Dynasty.

>>14440417
There is always Wock Posting!

>>14440455
Depends, are they going to send alp kunoichis my way?

>>14440466
Just make the journey anon, you'll be given a home and wife within seconds of entering it's territory.

>>14440428
Ewww

>>14440470
Alp Kunoichi are for foreign missions only. They're also only supposed to stay in those foreign countries.

>>14440487
I want an Alp Kunoichi! Send one to me!

>>14440455
I can only hope stealth Cheshires are capable of being quiet.

>>14440491
Alp Kunoichi are only used when men severely insult or attack the Kunoichi Kingdom.

>>14440498
The Kunoichi Kingdom is full of deprived sluts who like Handholding!

I prefer my Alp Ninjas Christmas Cake and Thick please.

>>14440495
They probably are, but the trade off would be that their smug fucking face would be even smugger.

>>14440495
``this is not what i ordered``-Anon

>>14440487
Fug. Time to go infiltrate the other kingdoms and find out which one is the insurgent. They're tricky like that.

>>14440447
Not him but my big gripe with calculus is not the base of it but being forced to muddle through the whole line of concepts.

Skip limits except for intro purposes instead of a third of the course and go straight to derivatives and integrals. Then you can actually do useful things, like determine acceleration from a velocity formula in a few seconds. Instant slope of a curve at any point was the main function of Newtonian calculus anyway. Too much of Calc 1 and 2 is based on theoretical nonsense instead of nice applicable stuff anybody from business to science could use to cut through excess algebra slog. But that's mathematicians for you, forever in love with the numbers and proofs instead of the proper applications. That's for scientists and engineers.

My other gripe of math classes in general is the heavy bias in testing on exceptions and special cases.

>>14440455
I have. The waifu and I use Horse Pussy Kingdom ladies as our courier service. Centaurs and their husband partners are reliable and fast getting our stuff where it needs to go on time and on budget.

>>14440502
>The Kunoichi Kingdom is full of deprived sluts who like Handholding!
But that's a cultural staple of their nation, why would that insult them?

>>14440495
I want to see more of this.

A man with an indifferent, slightly concerned expression reacting to the stuff Monster Girls do.

>>14440531
The Kunoichi Kingdom is full of wholesome prudes who hate handholding and loving their husbands!

I want that Alp. Try to find one with an Onee-san personality too.

>>14440495
Do you really want to find out, anon?

>>14440538
Well now you're not getting one.

>>14440541
What? But you said people who insulted the kingdom got the Alp Kunoichi? Which I just did, and now I don't get one?

This is bullshit, I want my Thick Alp Christmas Cake Onee-san Ninja! Send me one or tell me where your superior is? I'm filing a complaint if I don't get one here raping me.

>>14440511
You know, I had physics at the same time, that actually might influence my judgement. I was doing application type problems at around the same time as I was learning the basics of the concepts, so it seemed pretty easy at the time. Maybe it's just me then.
I do agree though that math education needs to be reorganized a bit.

>>14440551
I've got one but...well....
Depending on how liberal you are with the word thick she may be too much.

>>14440574
You shouldn't even give him the Alp at this point.
As punishment, he should get a bog standard Kunoichi instead.

>>14440574
I'm sure it's nothing I can't handle. I just want my Alp Kunoichi Onee-san. Why, how is she? You've already sent her right?

>>14440574
imgur the shit. We'll be the judge of 'too thick'.

>>14440580
That would be punishing the Kunoichi

>>14440574
Faggot, you better not post that one thick brown demon girl from the end of the last thread just to call her an Alp.
Faggot.

>>14440580
I'm not the original guy.

>>14440581
I haven't sent her but...
Let's just say that failed wizard assassination attempts can backfire and it looks like she ate a tire.

>>14440582
See above

>>14440309
>Transformers: Devastation
Chicks dig giant robots.

>>14440592
That's not bad. Send her. I'll make sure to bake some cookies and leave them out for her when she makes it to my house.

>>14440595
The Bee cheeses everything though.

>>14440595
Would he call his dick Rod-imus Prime?

>>14440608
No because hot rod was a fuckup of the highest calibur.

>>14440616
>It fucked everything
That's half the joke

>>14440596
Well, you better back a bunch.
She's had quite the apatite since the curse

>>14440468
Oh no you don't

>>14440630
Oh yes I do

>>14440630
>>14440632
>they will never be your onee-sans

>>14440637
A man can only love so much onee-san.

>>14440630
>>14440632
Krakens and Jabberwocks are both beautiful and loving creatures.
Why must they fight?

>>14440495
Dante edit when

>>14440644
Pretty sure the Chesire's too mild-mannered to handle the CUHRAZY.

>>14440643
>Why must they fight?
Rule of Two. Always two, there are; no more, no less. An Onee-san and an Otouto.

>>14440261
How am I to enjoy Krampusnacht when it's independence day? Don't be silly.

>>14440632
Over my dead body

>>14440657
Please, do you really want to push a Wock? Besides, calimari isn't that good anyways.

>>14440654
My friends and I have been rewatching Star Wars in preparation for the new one.

Episode 3 was better than I remembered it.

>>14440675
>Watching the prequel trilogy
I feel sorry for your precious brain

>>14440675
Last time I watched Star Wars, everything was worse than I remembered. I'm not going to be fooled again.

>>14440680
At least we have battlefront.

>>14440644
I put a lot of love and effort into this image for you
http://i.imgur.com/GyQYcDr.png

Guess what didn't win anything?

>>14440681
KOTOR is the only Star Wars shit that's worth anything.

>>14440675
I just watch the despecialized edition for the first time. Reminded me why I used to love Star Wars so much, and why everyone thought Vader was a fucking badass.

>That scene when they lose the falcon in Empire and the whole bridge of the star destroyer looks like they're going to piss their pants

>>14440681
Yes. Battlefront 1&2. Good games

>>14440683
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>14440654
I want Jar Jar to be a Sith Lord now after reading about it.

>>14440682

>>14440682
It's beautiful, like the pizza itself.

>>14440678
There are good parts to it, just gotta you know, ignore some of the script across all the movies.

>>14440688
Reminder that unknown random AMV mystery..."game" won best narrative and won best performance.

That latter category had Mark Hamil as The Joker in it. Rigged as fuck.

>>14440682
Not that anon, but here's a bit more literal one

>>14440701
>Kind of want to dig in
>But Ammy will kill me if I do

>>14440678
Eh, it's not so bad.

Episode 3's better than I remember.
Episode 2's a little worse.
And Episode 1 is...well, you know.

>>14440685
Unfortunately I'm pretty sure all me and my friends have are the "Special" Editions. The CGI...IT BURNS!

>>14440683
A friend of mine was pissed at Life is Strange winning the "Greatest Impact" category.

>>14440701
Now do Fuck You

>>14440309
>Chosen Undead
They'd better be ready to get gud

>>14440701
His gun-holster-chest-belt thing needs to be higher.

>>14440704
Rifftrax is the only way to get through Episode 3
Phantom Menace is Ewok Movies tier, inoffensive but doesn't really feel much like Star Wars except a few bits
And Episode 2 is downright unwatchable.

>>14440701
Wouldn't Dante smile and take this shit in stride?

>>14440707
Rebellion is also missing
>>14440709
Anon that's not pizza

>>14440704
The despecialized are fan projects that restore everything from old original 35mm reels and such at blu ray quality. They're worth the download for sure.

>>14440709
It's pizza man.

You don't get between a man and his pizza.
More to the point, you don't get between a half-devil and his pizza. Though by the time of 4, he seemed to be able to take it in stride when Lady and Trish took the last couple slices from him.

>>14440716
>DMC4
I love how you went through all that trouble as Nero and then go back as Dante and kill all the bosses off properly.

>>14440708
What was wrong with 2?

Miia is feeling the Christmas spirit!

>>14440716
https://youtu.be/tiP8bv9tmlI?t=145
He seemed a little pooped about it though.

>>14440723
Begone with you snake slut!

>>14440728
That pic is a Simpsons reference. I know it.

>>14440728
what the fuck

Hello Anon and Welcome to the Monster Girl City Institute for Arcana and Science (MGCIAS for those who don’t want to choke on words) and you, as your first task, have been tasked with creating a new chimera species.

Because reasons.

It could be anything from a new pleasure species to a fighting machine that shoots fire and has poisoned claws.

It’s all up to you.

Through careful arcane rights and some scientific knowhow, you are going to select the parts the monster gets.

For each section there’s a couple areas you can put parts in, do note that each part does not need to match.

Head Section: You pick what ears, eyes, teeth, horns (if they have any), and attitude they have from the species available to you. This is where you can also add elemental breaths and venoms to monsters if they have them. Note that breaths/venoms don’t cancel each other out.

Arm Section: You pick what arms and hands/claws the chimera has.

Body Section: You pick what chest size, body size (How big/small the girl is), if they have fur/scales (ONLY ONE), if they have back wings from a species (if multiple species have wings, you pick which ones they use), and general tone (Oni tone is muscled, holst tone is softer). It is also where you will apply special statuses like elementals (Ignis, gnome, etc), undead (skeletons, zombies, etc) or slimes.

Lower Body Section: You pick which legs the chimera has (ranging from biped to arachne and lamia) and which tails they use if they have any.


You can only use TWO monsters to take parts from for each section of your creation, so you could take a dragons and kitsune to match for the head but not a lizardman in addition to them. You can



TLDR: Mix and match parts from monsters to create a chimera.



Now, you may be asking, how you get the monster DNA for you chimera, it’s actually quite simple.

You order it.

You have 10 points of funds to buy monster DNA from the following services.

Cheepy’s Reagents: you can randomly roll once for a monster. (1pts)

Sam’s Sorceries: You roll twice and pick one result, discarding doubles (2pts)

Maggie’s Magics: Roll twice and keep both monsters (re-rolling doubles) (3pts)

Albert’s Arcanery: You may pick one species to use (4pts)

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

You need at least two monsters but can roll/buy more to use for their parts for different sections.

Once you pick what you want, your chimera will be created, although she will only be a newborne babe at the time of her creation.

In addition to extra monsters, you can purchase the following extras:

Extra choice (2pt): you can use one additional monster to take parts form for a section.

Age Up (1pt\2pts): Created Monster is physically aged up and given a basic education using magic, although this education will not include social skills. The first point sets them at thirteen and the second sets them at 18.

Attitude Alteration (1pt): You can alter the mind of the new species to have the attitude you want. Making her as haughty/meek as you want.

Shape Change (1pt) You can alter the height, tone, and bust size as much as you want, although you can’t give them parts from girls you don’t have.

Twin (3pt): You can create a clone of the girl, any extra purchases (shape change, age up, etc) you made can be used on her without paying their cost

How goes it?
Is it deadly?
Or did you build a cuddle bug?

>>14440730
Are you hearing the voice too?

>>14440728
I think the mouth bothers me more than anything

>>14440733
>Do you hear the voices too?

>>14440733
Ooohhh yeah.

>>14440732
Anon, no. This is too much effort. I'll be a guinea pig and try her mating instincts.

>>14440720
>Hayden whatshisface and the cringy romance subplot
>Terrible new alien and creature design
>Jango garbage
>Clone garbage
>Million Jedi fighting at once garbage
>Stupid new droid designs compared to the ones in episode one
>Dooku
>Yoda fight
>Flying R2
>PS2 level CGI

And on and on. I think it would be shorter to make a list of things that weren't terrible. Hold up. Uhhhhhhh. Ian was still a really good Obi Wan. Oh, and they had an old school Swoop 2 that was pretty sweet.

That's about it.

>>14440746
Wait, why are you criticizing Dooku? The only good thing to come out of the prequels was Christopher Lee.

>>14440707
>>14440710
Satisfied?

>>14440748
Yep.
Is that face supposed to be Emil?

>>14440748
I now wish there was an image of not-Dante getting raped in the background while Dante was chilling with some gushing, flustered MGs.

>>14440748
Perfect. Good work anon.

>>14440753
Fuck if I know. That's just the face from the base image. Though if an ambitious anon using not Paint wanted to put the face from >>14440682 on there, it'd probably look hilarious.

>ctrl + f shitpost
>ctrl + f drama
>ctrl + f fuck off
>0 results

:^(

>>14440755
Why not something like a bunch of high tier cutie MG's crowded around Dante for autographs while Donte doesn't get any?

Alternatively Donte getting the perfect monster girl has his only fan or some other terrible MG.

>>14440747
Pointless character out of left field with rushed introduction and no impact. If they would have kept him as Qui Gon and not killed him in Episode 1, then it might have had the effect they wanted of the whole "he was a jedi once but no more because of corruption blah blah". Doubly pointless when he's talking about taking out the sith as a carrot and then pledging himself to that same sith just a few scenes apart. Just straight creepy evil.

It was just a waste to use Christopher Lee on such terrible writing and a terrible character. The really sad part is he pretty much just reprised his role as dracula for it. Had the cape and everything.

>>14440763
>If they would have kept him as Qui Gon and not killed him in Episode 1,
I think you got Neeson and Lee mixed up

>>14440761
Are you gonna do that shot every thread?
Reminds me of that /fit/izen that's state that Kikimoras, Sea Bishops, and some other girl were shit while posting a 2hu image.

>>14440763
>The really sad part
But that was what it made it the only good thing in those prequels. Based on what you said, you like the series a lot. I'm wondering why, though. The original three were so-so and the new three were shit. Star Wars just isn't a series that's worth a damn to me. Why do people get so excited for more?

>>14440766
He must've been here for the best part of the threads.

The drama :^).

>>14440428
>What? I'm not a big guy. Not really...
>Y-you are for me...
>I-I guess... if it's...
>4 me?

>>14440768
>Why do people get so excited for more?
Personally I'm not, at least for Disney. They completely trashed EU (Which was the best part about the Clone Wars) and their new EU is full of progressive shit like "lel first gay X-wing pilot!" or "Han Solo has a sassy independent black wife!". And that's not counting the movie. Which will be bad no doubt because Jew Jew Abrams.

>>14440765
Dooku was supposed to be Qui Gon, but they killed Neeson so they had to make up someone new. Enter pointless Christopher Lee. I like the guy, but even he couldn't save the role handed to him.

>>14440765
Not him but I think your reading comprehension failed you. What the guy was saying is that the role played in the story by the character of Dooku would have been better if Quigon's character had been the traitor.

>>14440772
>Which will be bad no doubt because Jew Jew Abrams.
Is it bad how although I love SW and am really worried about TFA, I want it to fail?
Not even so they stop making sequels, but because THE FUCKING ABUNDANT OF MARKETING FOR THIS MOVIE

>>14440465
Bug part too thick compared to girl part, I don't like it.

>>14440762
Dante is pizzaxual, Donte dips his dick in HIV whenever he can. You see were we can go with this?

>>14440768
nostalgia
star was in its own way was ground breaking when it first came out and was part of a sci-fi revolution.
its like dragon ball, that shows more than overstayed its welcome and I still love it

>>14440732
>Three cheeps for 3 pts, Ryu, Raiju, and Orc
>Head: Ryu eyes, mind, and horns with Raiju taking up the ears and fangs.
>Arms: Ryu's arms
>Body: Raiju's Fur instead of scales and her body's natural electrical properties, while orc does the general tone, size, and bust size.
>Lower body: Ryu's lower half.

>Extras: Twin (3 pts), Age up 18 (2pts), Shape Change (1pt), Attitude Change (1pt)

My zappy ryus are going to get loved.
Shape/attitude change is so the second twin has muscle instead of the orc's pudge and will be a tad haughty while her sister remains plump and loving.

Fluffy thundersnakes are lovely.

>>14440719
I actually had a much easier go of it as Nero instead of Dante. The Devil Bringer and sword revving were just a lot easier to integrate into combos than flipping through a dozen weapons and four stances mid-combat.

Granted, DMC4 was the only Devil May Cry game I've played, so take that for what you will.

Please don't hate me.

>>14440782
She's semiconscious about her weight you jerk.

>>14440732
>Cheepy's Reagents: Hellhound, Manticore, Cheshire Cat, Kakuen. Raiju (5pt)
>General: Hellhound Skin, Cheshire Cat Teleportation
>Head Section: Hellhound eyes, Cheshire Cat ears.
>Arm Section: Kakuen/Raiju Hands
>Body Section: DD Breasts, 6' 1", Manticore Mane, Manticore Tail, Manticore Wings, Raiju sexual current. Wide hips, large ass
>Lower Body Section: Cheshire Cat Legs, Kakuen Feet
>Extras:
Age Up: 18 (2pt)
Twins (3pt)
I've finally done it. I've created the smuggest monstergirl possible.
She's got a Manticore's tailpussy, venom, and wings for optimal hunting ability.
She's got a Hellhound's hunting instinct and warm skin and insides.
She's got a Kakuen's strength and agility, and feet designed for climbing and rough terrain.
She's got the mischievous streak and teleporting abilities of a Cheshire Cat.
And she's got the sex drive and sexual current of a Raiju.
AND I MADE TWO OF THEM.
Behold the fearboner given form.

>>14440768
>The original three were so-so

Not really. They were some of the best scifi of the time and had massive influence on everything that came after in the genre. They wouldn't have had the huge fanbases and staying power in popular culture over forty years if that wasn't the case.

People really don't get that excited for more either except for kids since all the disappointments heaped up over the last decade and a half. It's just morbid fascination instead. Like watching Jaws 5 come out.

>>14440782
>Bug part
>too thick
I'm sorry, I don't speak your language. English?

>>14440792
>that shows more than overstayed its welcome and I still love it
I like the original manga too but I wouldn't even dream of reading a single page of Super.

>>14440798
Fate really wanted you to roll that shit.
Damn.

>>14440780
It's a forgone conclusion the thing is going to clean house during the Christmas season.

>>14440731
If you are feeling kek jealousy, don't bother it's just barry white. He can't get enough of your love, baby. You know you would melt for him too.

>>14440796
The Red Queen is rad as fuck.

>>14440803
Are you ready for a Tailpussy that's pleasantly hot and coursing with literal sexual electricity anon?
Because the twins don't care if you aren't.

>>14440796
Dante was basically his dmc3 self except on the fly style switching, nothing to really hate if that was your first one. Some of the things you can do as dante in dmc4 really defines the CUHRAZY though.

>>14440808
I'm going to scratch them behind the ears.

>>14440796
It's fine, it was my first too because I'm a horrible excuse for a human being.
>>14440799
>They were some of the best scifi of the time
First of all, notice your own use of the past tense. Shit's not good anymore. If it stops being good over time, it's not all that good to begin with.
And I refuse to call it scifi when it's just fantasy in space.
>massive influence on everything that came after
Despite ripping off so much of what came before, yes.

>>14440798
I'm moving back to Aperture Science and mating with Mantises, I don't need this shit.

>>14440309

>Rollercoaster Tycoon

Well that won't work. So the other one then would be..

>La Mulana

Oh boy. Maybe a Titania will husbando him or something.

>>14440470
> Sensei detected
How'd that last op work out, you fucking mino-abandoning shit?

>>14440309
>Commander Shepard
You can fight like an Ogre, run like a Centaur, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard.

lets talk about echidnas

>>14440812
>Shit's not good anymore.
But it is. A ton of the practical effects and choices hold up way better over time. And everything rips off everything that came before. Hell, you could tweak the names and almost shove it into the myth of Perseus despite all the asian kung fu master stuff.

This fantasy in space crap is a terrible meme too. It's soft scifi, like Flash Gordon or Barbarella or any of that stuff.

>>14440828
Shepard

>>14440829
It will cost so much to get a proper dungeon built.
>>14440832
Wrex.

>>14440834
Shepard.

>>14440829
why is that one dressed like that?

>>14440813
But anon, don't you want to hear about the breeding project?
Y'see I'm gonna clone a few more. Buff up their numbers to about 20, and then let them go out and get husbands.
With any luck there'll be a thousand times more of them within a few years.
I made them VERY fertile.

>>14440831
>But it is
I sure as hell don't like it. I'll take campy Star Trek over it any day. At least that had some substance.
>terrible meme
Yes, it's just memehate. Nobody could seriously think like that.

>>14440844
I sense a Star Trek vs Star Wars fight in the near future
Let's just stop right here. Those fights get messy

>>14440838
Wrex.
>>14440841
Then I will stay, and offer my services as a stud. Does she prefer to chase me first, to work up an appetite?

>>14440849
Shepard

>>14440847
I wish we never got started, but Star Wars fags need to spread their shit everywhere. All those ads, and now here too.
>>14440850
Wrex.

>>14440849
She's got fierce predatory instincts, of course she does.
I hope you enjoy the twins anon, because I'm sure they're going to take a LONG time enjoying you.

>>14440852
Spongebob!

>>14440853
I'll do it. For science.
>>14440854
Wurm.

>>14440844
Nobody with any breadth of scifi knowledge could think that, yeah. "Space samurai aren't scifi because hero's journey" Please. Don't be retarded.

And just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not nearly universally considered good. This is like saying "I didn't like Lawrence of Arabia because it's too long and boring. It doesn't hold up and is bad." It's a harebrained statement to make.

>>14440791
No.

Like, the only fucking MG who would rape Donte would be Tomasu Yeti.

And that would be only if she absolutely had to otherwise her kind would go extinct or something.

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, consider taking time out of your day to work at the undead rehabilitation center.

They're looking for folks to help werewolves, cyclopses, centaurs, and more adapt to their new lives as zombies.

It's recommended that you learn some CQC (Close Quarters Cuddling) before you sign up so be sure to take a class or two.

>>14440856
Husband?

>>14440852
>>14440859
Don't name call now. Just don't right now
Can't we just get along? Nobody wants to fight.
Let's just not do this right now

>>14440860
You take that back. She deserves better.

>>14440859
>because hero's journey
Nice strawman, bet you feel really smart for making it.
>doesn't mean it's not nearly universally considered good
I never said it wasn't. Popular opinion is on your side. Just like with Transformers and Twilight. You must be proud.
I'm going to stop now. Please don't respond.

>>14440763
What do you think of the rumors and myths that Jar Jar was supposed to be the villain in place of Dooku?

>>14440856
Oh yeah, I forgot, their venom is pretty fucking potent. I'm not sure how much more than regular manticore venom, but it might be enough to keep you going for several days solid.
Also, they won't stop until either they're pregnant, or your balls are drained.

>>14440865
100 babies! Hey, do Wurms lay eggs? What're Wurm eggs like? Are Wurms scared of egg thieves?
Nee nee ne nee nee~ Hehehehe~

>>14440869
>And that would be only if she absolutely had to otherwise her kind would go extinct or something.

>>14440872
I think you've been spending too much time on /tv/, big guy.

>>14440872
I thought that was a Robot Chicken joke.

>>14440874
>TheyHadLotsOfSexAfterwards.jpg

>>14440860
The only MGs who would rape Donte are Cait Sith, Cu Sith, Humpty Egg, and Matango. because shit taste deserves shit taste.

>>14440772
I really, really don't get the point of the "wife".

Like, was that seriously a thing? What was the fucking point of that?

Be careful what you say now or you'll upset her.

>>14440877
There would be plenty of boys willing to give her a happy family.

>>14440883
It was a joke. It was part of a smuggler run her and Han had to do where she had to pretend to be his wife for a bit
Long story short, Han owes her money

>>14440874
They're dragons, so I'd assume they lay eggs. And the eggs are probably bigger than watermelons & damn near indestructible. With how strong and clumsy their mothers are, they'd have to be.

>>14440884
>Abigail in short-shorts
She continues to be cute, cute, cuuuuute!

Her thighs look huggable is how they look.

>>14440884
Baby, you could cosplay Mina Ashido from Boku no Hero Academia.

>>14440884
>Those thighs
>Those hot pants
>That ZR
>Those thighs
>That hit/waist rati-
>Forget that for a second,THOSE THIGHS
[Incoherent babbling]

>>14440885
...Fine let me spell it out for you.

It's the end of the world, Donte is the only human who randomly wandered into the Alps after decades, she is the only Yeti alive and the last hope for any type of repopulation.

>>14440892
The eggs from Spyro 3 were bigger than watermelons and the thieves nabbed them anyway.

>>14440890
Oh thank fucking Christ...

>>14440884
They look fat alright, but much like most meat, that's how they ought to be, so I can fucking eat them up. Skin and bones alone ain't good for shit.

>>14440884
Thick
Meaty
Wights

>>14440903
Yeah, but I got some bad news Jim
In the same chapter- actually, you know what? Ask /co/ about it. Or read it

>>14440884
Scrumptious.

>>14440884
What if I told her I loved her in those specifically because they showed off her huge thighs?

>>14440870
It's not a strawman when you have no logic to say fantasy in space. Guess what? Space stories are scifi. The more realistic they are, the harder scifi they are.

And for your strawman, the difference being Shia transformers and Twilight won't be 100 billion dollar pillars of pop culture forty years from now. It's not a flash in the pan if it stands the test of time that long. Things don't become established icons that way if they're truly garbage. Same way star trek is still an icon after all these years because it has some charm and substance.

Oh I'm sorry. Did you already declare the last word? Too bad. Unless you're not stopping. Which would be par for you pulling stuff out of your ass.

>>14440919

>>14440927
Smug wurms are adorable.

>>14440931
Haughty HimeWurm would be great. She'd go ohohoho and wear drills and then she'd use those drills to drill thorough rock because that's what drills are for!

>>14440931
They really are. I want to tickle one.

>>14440936
I want to pat smug wurm's head and see what she does.

>>14440939
Giggling wurms are magic

>>14440911
Oh come on anon, don't be like that.

/co/ is incredibly hard to deal with; I'd rather just ask you guys here.

>>14440943
>pat a smug wurm's head
>"Ohohoho! That's a good boy!"
She got it wrong, huh?

>>14440945
You do know that you're probably asking a /co/mrade.

I do remember seeing an archive of the new EU comics though last time I was there. Found it. https://mega.nz/#F!2R5kDTqQ!WfrDla-jvDIn05U57T9hhQ

>>14440946
Yep.
And if she gets a tad too overbearing then you can stop and withhold them from her.

>>14440945
No, you must go to the Dagobah system. Into the swamps of /co/
There you will meet The worst page
https://data.desustorage.org/4ch/co/image/1447/86/1447866267337.jpg

Does anyone have a link to that imgur gallery with the MGE recolors

>>14440962
>https://data.desustorage.org/4ch/co/image/1447/86/1447866267337.jpg
What the sweet dancing christ am I looking at.

>>14440962
Oh come the fuck on.

>>14440971
Lightsabers. You know, vwuum, vwuum?

>>14440973
>>14440971
I don't understand what's so awful about this.

>>14440980
It's stupid.

>>14440971
>>14440973
I'll give you the 411. The rundown. Short, of course
Some Hutt names beef mcswole has been hunting for Jedi articfacts lost during the whole Order 66
Something something Luke has been looking for Jedi stuff to get better. Something something arena something Imperial Spy who was trying to kill Luke
EMP fried weapons blah blah blah R2 had some of the sabers yada yada EVERYONE GETS SABERS
YOU GET A SABER AND YOU GET A SABER AND YOU GET A SABER

>>14440974
I know that but...why?
WHy does Han have them?
Why does Leia have them?
What reason did they have to give them to chewi?
Neither the wookie nor the smuggler have the force sensitivity to let them block the bolts and Leia doesn't have nearly enough practice to do it.

They would be better off with blasters.

Shit, give chewie a fucking steel beam so he can use his strength, a light saber in the hands of a wookie is no different than if it's in the hands of a human.

>>14440980
How can you ask such a thing when they're murdering all those poor defenseless pilots.

>>14440884

>>14440986
>EVERYONE LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!

>>14440986
>Spoiler
We had one of those back in the day.
Her name was Mara Jade.

And where did the lightsabers come from?
Are they ones that they stole?

Does Luke have a store of them we don't know about?
Did the plot demand the spontanious generation of lightsabers?

Someone find me an elf who's spent too much time on the internet to explain this shit.

>>14440990
Han shot first to begin with, I see nothing wrong with it.

>>14440999
I blame the unlimited amount of them in the prequels. There's so many left over, you can trip over them walking down the street. I heard rednecks hang them up as bug zappers.

>>14440999
>And where did the lightsabers come from?
Hutt had an entire basement of Jedi artifacts all the way back to KOTOR to the Clone era
>Are they ones that they stole?
No. Yes. Maybe. They didn't steal them
>Does Luke have a store of them we don't know about?
They got confiscated or something. Been a while
>Did the plot demand the spontaneous generation of lightsabers?
Sort of? Luke's been running around the galaxy looking for Jedi holocrons and the like to get better. Ended up on Nar Shadda (Yes, the Smuggler's moon) and the rest is history

>>14440884
If only more Wights looked like this

Why is Star Wars infesting this thread? At least talk about lewd alien girls.

>>14441012
Yeah. Sorry about that. Kind of derailed the thread a bit
So how about those Wights?

>>14440884
You need to wear longer pants young lady.

Perhaps a nice skirt?

>>14441016
Probably full of nanomachines to let them use those spooky psychic claws.

>>14441018
>Pants
>Says the sexual tyranosaurus

>>14441012
Hey, if we have to put up with NANOMACHINES SON, fultoning and STANDING HERE for weeks on end then a little Star Wars when there's a new movie coming out in a few weeks isn't going to kill you.

>>14441004
Ah yes, the good old days of the "Jedi Surplus Stores" where one could go down the street and walk home with a handful of lightsabers and enough robes to clothe your kids for a year.
All for the low low price of seven credits.

So come on down to Goldburg's Jedi Emporium! The best prices on Jedi relics this side of the galaxy!
Our bushy tailed mistress i ready to cut you a deal that would make a Toydarian blush.

>>14441007
Ok so Surplus.

But they'd didn't steal them?
Who confiscated them?

Are they taking them from the person who had confiscated them because they're still stealing them.

Wasn't the origional Jedi Temple he did in the EU on Yavin IV?

>>14441022
MGS is fun. Star Wars is not. We made MGS include Monster Girls. Star Wars fags don't.

>>14441020
She's basically a Dragon anon.

>>14441028
>Wookies become a race of tree dwelling grizzlies
>Ewoks become their shortstack cousins.
>Sandpeople are aggressive, xenophobic mummies.
>Trandoshians are lizardmen and salamanders.
>Droids are golems.

Yeah, I can dig it, although I now have a Nerid dressed like Admiral Ackbar shouting "It's a trap!" while pointing at an alp.

>>14441016
I want to go a KKK meeting with my Kraken-Wight auntie.

Only it turns out to be a meeting of the Ku Klux Klan instead of the Kraken Kuddle Klub. She signed up for it when she was looking for a fun activity for us to do together and that old guy at the gas station told her about what she thought was a special branch of the Kuddle Klub that caters to 'Wights only'.

>>14441026
Here. Just read it. We've derailed the thread as is and I feel bad. Let's try and get it back on track, yeah?
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/77546286/#q77546977

>>14441028
Nah, you just MGS memed for years. Star Wars almost never gets brought up. I wouldn't want it to, the way you do that.

>What monstergirls would be Diamond Dogs durrr
If you did the same the other way it would be
>Which ones would be Jedi durrrr

That's all terrible. At least the Jojo anime killed the Jojo posting though. Damn, where's the old ELH chart when you need it?

>>14441018
>>14441029
Speaking of, didn't KC say something about dinosaurs never existing in the MG verse? How much of a field day you think they'd have when they see the fossils we found?

>>14440962
>https://data.desustorage.org/4ch/co/image/1447/86/1447866267337.jpg
My head. It is full of fuck.

>>14441056
Man, think of the amount of questions. Doragons insisting on them being ancient Doragons, Daemons thinking that they're ancient Daemons
It'd be like early Dino bones discovery all over again

>>14441029
Jesus, christ.

The thumbnail looked like an abomination.

Drew a shitty picture of it.

>>14441070
That looks like something straight out of Beetlejuice

>>14441070
>Not immediately thinking of shrieker chan.

>>14441046
I want to join a Wight Supremacist group with my Wight onee-san!

>>14441076
Who?

>>14441045
See, now this is more like it.

>>14441052
>Which ones would be Jedi
I have no opposition to this though. Because it would be MG discussion instead of unrelated Star Wars wanking.
I wouldn't mind going over to the Dark Side with my Apophis Mistress.

>>14441096
Twieleks would be elves, the sheer amount of them that get enslaved and used as dancers is staggering.
Desert elves.
Caramel elves

>>14441101
Tell me more about these delicious caramel Elves

>>14441103
Well, they'd live on an inhospitable, sun scortched planet where slavery is the main form of income due to its low tech level.

You'd see them everywhere due to their beauty dancing in cantinas or on holos and, should you so choose, you'd even be able to go to the planet and pick one up yourself, although if she was in chains or willingly coming with you is up to you.

>>14440309
>Bloodborne

Well. This means my hunter can have pic related, right?

>>14441131
>Implying
Ypu must become the hoonter of hoonters first

>>14440309
>Prinny: Can I Really be the Hero
>hero prinny in MGE world

Pfft.

He explodes the very second something tries to rape him (though maybe the scarf will let him survive a few seconds)

>>14440732
>Werewolf, Hobgoblin, Cyclops, Arachne from Cheepy's (4)
>Werewolf eyes, ears, Arachne teeth and cyclops attitude
>Werewolf arms + claws
>Shortstack, hobgoblin tone (for super strength)
>Arachne legs w/ werewolf fur
>Twins, Age up x2 (5)
>1 point left over

I made wolf spiders!

>>14441151
>Wolf spiders
100% scared

>>14441151
Nice.

Would pet hair of.

So d-do people here not like mermaids or sumthin? I don't think I've ever seen them mentioned, aside from sea bishops on necessity, but even that was quite a while ago.

"They have one of the most gentle dispositions of all of the monsters. They almost never aggressively attack humans."

> Pure lovey dovey tenderness
> One of the sweetest monsters
> Teef fall out from all the sweetness

>>14441165
Fishy smell.

>>14441165
They'd be nice wives. If I lived anywhere tropical. Water is cold up here, and I hate the cold.
Could use someone to teach me how to swim better too.

>>14441176

There are a few that live on the land these days from what I hear

>>14441165
I like them. They're ideal for carrying around bridal-style thanks to being unable to walk, but I guess they're kind of vanilla as far as monsters go.

I want a kraken to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to tell her its because the water is cold!
I want her to know I'm lying!

>>14441193
You're a weirdo

>>14441193
Last time it was an Alp, and before that it was something else. Why not just cough up the dough?

You're trying to start a rock band, but all of the human musicians are busy producing shitty vaporwave concept albums. The rock musicians in town are all monster girls. Who plays each instrument? What song do you learn to cover first?

>vocals
>guitar
>bass
>keyboard
>drums
>song

Not all instruments need to be used, and you can sub in your own.

>>14441206
Siren for vocals.
Ghanvara or however it's spelled on guitar
Black harpy on bass
Crow tengu on keyboard
Thunderbird on drums
Birds of prey.

>>14441211
Having a siren on vocals sounds like cheating.

>she hypnotizes the entire audience to swarm the merch booth

>>14441215
Well, I suppose it is. But I'm not a clever man.

>>14441206
Pharaoh and Wight on Vocals.
Ghoul on Guitar.
Mummy on Bass.
Jiangshi on Keyboard.
Lich on Drums.
Pharaoh doubling as Lead Writer and Composer.

>>14441218
>not covering Walk Like an Egyptian

>>14440309
>Team Fortress 2
>was playing soldier

He's a complete lunatic according to the webcomic so as long as the Order convince him they're Americans the monsters are getting blown the fuck up. Until he meets an Oni as dumb and violent as him in which case they'll marry immediately.

>>14441220
Oh, right, forgot that part.

Yeah, that'd probably be their first cover.

Hear me out, anons.

In the future, a fleet of ships from a monstergirl system come to Earth with the voyager golden record in hopes to find the people who sent it into space. Lo and behold, here we are, and several months after first contact (and tests to see if we're compatible) they tell us that they'll transfer 900 colonists to our system in exchange for the same number in volunteers to return with them back home to boost the male birthrate.

Now, corruption and >monsterboys aren't factors in this setting; if anything there's a 4:1 chance that offspring between the monstergirls and humans will result in a monstergirl, which is how they got into this predicament to begin with.

The question in all this, will 900 able-bodied men make a dent in a system of 370million (~80% monstergirl), or will more be needed?

>>14441234
Much much more will be needed. At least a million or two.

>>14441234
>monsterboys aren't factors in this setting
I appreciate what you're trying to do, but really, in such a setting design, it's nonsensical not to have them. Where would the MGs have come from without compatible males prior to meeting human males on the intergalactic stage?

Unless you just neglected to mention that the low male birthright has left their own native males next-to-extinct, leaving them to seek out humans whom they discover have a better chance of equalizing birthrates because sci-fi genetics? Or something like that.

>>14441240
Their males died out from snuu snuu

>>14441234
>A
>Those are aliens, not monstergirls.
>B
>Giving birth to human men
>C
>Two and half millionths of a percent is like five magnitudes less than a statistical census error. That's how far off your math is.

Throw that in the trash compactor and try again.

>>14441245
Not him, but...
A) As MGs are fictional, next to any scenario involving blending our world and theirs must make them aliens; whether extra-dimensional, or extra-terrestrial. To wit, if it looks like a cute Jackal Girl, sounds like a cute Jackal Girl, and acts like a cute Jackal Girl...

B) Sci-fi genetics, he doesn't have to explain shit.

C) Yeah that's pretty silly. Maybe such a remote, tiny fraction was all they could fit on their ship to take back with them?

Anybody want to order a book of Butter-T's art?
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/13blCwxP3kJ7NfzNrMDzwoZkXMyDHCoNeGFeRzCm_qqg/viewform?c=0&w=1

Cause apparently, he decided to print some out and bind them together in an A4 glossy doujinshi format, and sell 'em.

>>14441238
Suppose they could have come in colonial ships, something as huge as you'd expect in 40k. Thanks

>>14441240
I left that part out since they DID have monsterboys, but by the time they had the technology for hyperspace drives, they were down to a few generations of males at best, since cloning had little fruitful results.

>>14441245
A) I like to think of them as space MGs, but hey, what floats your boat.

B) There's alternatives I'd rather not explore. But thanks.

C) That's why I'm asking. Going with larger ships (hence why it took decades for them to travel even with FTL) like above suggested is likely the route I'm going with.

>>14441250
More or less my same thoughts, though I like having some kind of reasoning when it comes to sci-fi.

>>14441255
Well it is Yuletide and all...

Talking about spehhs? Here's a spehhsgirl for you! Her species is zerg rushing us! They want to cuddle! What do, X-CUM commander?

>>14441206
Ghoul on vocals
Zombie on drums
Lich on keyboard
Jiangshi on bass
Pharaoh rhythm guitar
Wight lead guitar
Song: Pain - Zombie Slam

>>14441263
>Zergling Monster Girls
I'm reminded of NerfNow. Before it stopped being entertaining.

>>14441250
A: Space aliens aren't monstergirls, as much as we might joke about space elves or something, they're fundamentally different.

B: You do have to explain shit, even if it's a handwaved bullshit explanation. Ants only have one breeding female in a colony at a time and only cyclically get new males. That's doesn't hurt their procreation at all. Why are we assuming 4:1 female/male is unnatural or unhealthy in the first place?

C: Has no purpose unless they have an ulterior motive such as studying the culture, getting certain genes or a similar scientific study. Certainly not for handing out as husbands.


But seriously, all he has to do is scratch out spaceships and replace it with portal, scratch out humans and pencil in incubi, and scratch out or add some zeroes. It's not rocket science. What it looks like he did was the opposite though, and then patted himself on the back and went "I'm so creative guys."

>>14441256
and a little bit of a correction on my part, when I say monsterboys aren't a factor, is because they'd be extinct by the time the colonials arrive back several thousand years later thanks to time dilation

>>14441263
fek spess snek

>>14441206
Moth-chan does vocals.
Raiju does guitar.
Apophis does bass.
Keyboard is handled by a classy Vampire.
Drums is Wurm. She's an animal. ANIMAL!

The song is Stargazer, because Moth-chan loves Dio.

>>14441270
>But seriously, all he has to do is scratch out spaceships and replace it with portal
They'd still be aliens, anon. This "Line" you're attempting to draw is entirely arbitrary and nonsensical. You really should get a new hobby.

>>14441270
I like the "portal to MGland" idea, don't get me wrong. But not even gonna bullshit you, I'm looking for any reason I can to put MGs in space, in tight spacesuits, and give them a reason to mate like bunnies throughout the entire voyage back to their system.

>>14441279
>entirely arbitrary and nonsensical
Not really. By your logic, gods angels and demons are aliens. And they've not historically been categorized like that. And don't start the cosmic Lovecraft stuff with that quote because you know exactly what I mean. And don't start the relativistic arguing either because yeah, all definitions are arbitrary. You have to go with the historical and common use.

>>14441289
>mate like bunnies throughout the entire voyage
More like Bridge Bunnies.

Heh? Heeeeh?

>>14441294
I'm saying that if you took two girls, who fit the physical and psychological profile for what we term a "Monster Girl", and that the only difference between them was one was from an extra-dimensional planet, and the other from an extra-terrestrial planet, how is one any more or less a "Monster Girl" than the other? Saying that "This isn't a Monster Girl because it comes from here; even though she's exactly like this other thing that is a Monster Girl!" is retarded.

>>14441299
>I'm saying that if you took two girls, who fit the physical and psychological profile for what we term a "Monster Girl", and that the only difference between them was one was from an extra-dimensional planet, and the other from an extra-terrestrial planet, how is one any more or less a "Monster Girl" than the other? Saying that "This isn't a Monster Girl because it comes from here; even though she's exactly like this other thing that is a Monster Girl!" is retarded.


That's how it is though. Where they come from and how they got in contact with people matters. Your nonsensical line of thought would be a real hoot to the Department of Integration for sure.

>>14441304
*Immigration
Fucking auto correct

>>14441304
Name one way in this particular hypothetical situation, that is Monster Girls appearing and interacting with humanity as we know it, the difference between extra-dimensional and extra-terrestrial matters in the slightest.

>>14441289
It's super obvious, and why it's so bad. Here's the thing. If you have an idea like this, just do a greentext or whatever on it. If you want validation from a universe or big story standpoint then this sort of thing will just be torn apart for obvious reasons. So just don't ask.

>>14441312
Fair enough, I guess.

It won't stop me, but any kind of feedback is better than shitting out the first thing that comes out of my head onto pastebin as a finished product.

Why do people still bother with that one anon?

>>14441206
Arachne drummer, Undead thunderbird lead guitarist, Wight bassist, Ghoul Rhythm, I'll do the vox.

>>14441318
To be fair, he was a lot harder to recognize because he isn't throwing in name-calling and telling people to GTFO every post he makes this time.

>>14441310
Tech gap is huge for one, magic, history, wider implications of life and physics in the universe, all sorts of things. The very notion of all-female races needing human men to breed is downright bizarre without previous interaction with humankind somehow, disregarding generic parasites. All the convenient mechanisms of magic and gods get tossed out the window as well.

Aliens can take pretty much any form, but where something originates and how is as key to their story as humankind's own history. Monsters are fantastical creatures at their core. Take them totally out of a fantastical setting and there's not much left but dress up.

>>14441320
Oh, an we learn Powerwolf's Resurrection by erection.

>>14441318
>That one anon
>Implying aliens weren't chased out of these threads back in /a/
What a newfag

>>14441318
I'm just looking for feedback, even if it's negative. I haven't written shit in months and really don't want to jump back into New Jericho yet since I doubt anyone wants to read edginess over the holidays.

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>>14441329
You know, KC has done ayylamaous, so I don't see what's wrong with them.

>>14441325
All the problems you state would be present regardless of extra-dimensional or extra-terrestrial. This is what suspension of disbelief is for. You also seem to underestimate just how fantastic our universal plane really is. In the end, it seems as though you're just more easily able to suspend your disbelief with the excuse of "Magical Other Dimension". And that's fine; but it's not going to stop me or others from looking at extra-terrestrial humanoid creatures with attractive feminine traits and saying "Monster Girl", or thinking of fantastic realms on other planets within this dimension for them to occupy, not just others.

>>14441337
It's like monsterboys. There's nothing wrong with them, but they don't belong here. People have had this argument over generic robots too. Inb4 passive aggressive anon starts posting robutts just to be spiteful

>>14441342
>they don't belong here
Golem and Shoggoth disagree entirely.

>>14441340
>would be present regardless of extra-dimensional or extra-terrestrial

Not in the least. Interstellar travel requires a certain hard tech base. Magic still allows for a pseudo-medieval setting and multiplanar setting's DnD style.

>>14441337
>so I don't see what's wrong with them
They're not from the same place than humans, so they have their own males/don't need human males to reproduce, so people don't want them.

>>14441344
>Neither are aliens in KC's setting
Golem isn't an alien in the original source either. It's a Jewish automaton.

>>14441347
>Imypling they haven't just lived a wretched existence based on manufactured semen harvested from humans who pop up in portals once in a generation

>>14441348
Golem is a robut, Lovecraftians are alien in the original source.

>>14441347
The only way they could work in the settings that people like is if they were an Amazonian-like race of aliens who raided planets to find mates.

It's still a stretch though and most the alien girls that people post aren't really a fit for the thread.

>>14441346
>Interstellar travel requires a certain hard tech base.
To which I'd point out the inverse interpretation of Clarke's Third Law.

Is it so impossible to imagine a society which discovered "Magic", which they then eventually turned to creating vessels capable of traversing the stars? All without realizing or expanding upon the deeper underlying concepts upon which then worked, and maintaining a pseudo-medieval aesthetic.

Now I'm thinking of Disney's Sci-Fi Treasure Planet. Yeah it had robots and shit, but otherwise...God that film had style.

>>14441351
>Constructs given life are mechanical robots
So zombies would be robots too. That can't be right.

>>14441351
>Imypling they haven't just lived a wretched existence based on manufactured semen harvested from humans who pop up in portals once in a generation
Pyramids confirmed to be made by monstergirls

>>14441356
Golems are deliberately designed and constructed.

Zombies are raised using corpses.

Flesh Golems fall somewhere in-between.

>>14441356
Golems are inorganic
Zombies are organic
If anything it's more of an android though

I uh... guess that's enough spitballing ideas in here for now.

Have grep snek. and good night.

>>14441358
I'd a flesh golem

>>14441356
I guess if you made a zombie frankenstein style, and either programmed its intelligence or gave it an AI, it could be a sort of organic robot.

>>14441355
>That film had style

They should have went straight Treasure Island or straight spaceships. The medium they chose ruined it for me. Jim Curry was a better Silver anyway.

Also, you're talking about a Traveler type of universe. Which is straight full of aliens, furry aliens

>>14441364
>Which is straight full of aliens, furry aliens
It's all fantasy to us either way. I'll decide what kind of aliens populate a self-contained magical sailboat floating through space in my own fantasies, thank you very much.

>>14441363
Original zombies were slaves directed like robots anyway. Many interpretations of Golems can think and act on their own too.

The only real difference is to put life in a dead body or make a body and bring it to life. That's the only distinction. Since robots aren't alive, they don't really fit either of those.

>>14441368
>Since robots aren't alive, they don't really fit either of those.
Is a golem really alive tho? Or

>>14441299
>Heh? Heeeeh?
Eeeh?

>>14441370
Golems have souls though.

>>14441370
Yes, it's alive in both the original tale and in most modern RPG's. People got the robot idea I think because you had to feed the original one instructions to do stuff. For RPG's there's one type I remember that has to be brought to life by a god and sometimes goes rogue and develops its own little cult following with its divine powers.

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>>14441372
I feel like we're edging towards the black hole of discussion of "At what point would you deem a robot to be 'alive'?"

>>14441361
She's beckoning to me. She's telling me to write. To write of her glory.

>>14441363
I'd a golem with my flesh

>>14441379
Isn't that more a question of "When is AI alive?" though? Regardless, magic golems are as far removed from robots as we are. We may have similar systems that do similar things, but the machinery is vastly different.