/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Monster Girl Super Sentai when?

>>14447226
>putting Bebop on the same level as SnK and I can't speak for Gurren because I haven't watched it and I don't judge shit I haven't given a chance because I'm not a humongous fag

Going at it with your daughteru like drunk monkeys!

>>14447219
Draw monstergirls doing HEAT moves since it's relevant now.

>>14447250
>relevant now
What?

>>14447118
Tried that before and it resulted in cementing the ideas being shit or just being stories retold for the millionth time.

>>14447251
Y5 is coming out in english on tuesday, and Y0 is getting localized.

>>14447251
Yakuza 0 is coming to the west.

>>14447237
Year of the monkey soon my friends.

Slug girls

>>14447254
WHAT

>>14447241
Who would the enemies even be? I mean, we know who will be the robots, but you can't have heroes without villains.

>>14447246
What if she is a drunken monkey? A Kakuen daughteru who raided the wine rack and in her her drunken moment of wisdom decided to fuck you while you sleep?
>>14447255
KC better do some art to bring in the new year.

>>14447257
Why hello there, Mister Fine Taste; fancy meeting you here!

>>14447263
>Who would the enemies even be?
Bad monster girls that try and hurt defenseless human boys.

>>14447257
Sticky and slow and gross.

>>14447269
2 out of 3, bud. Your observation skills could use some work.

>>14447260
It's all over /v/

>>14447264
Pretty sure that Cheshire Doujin will come out in the new year.

>>14447268
More fitting villains would be a group of nerds who think that because they can't find love, no one should be able to. Behind it all they're just good people and being manipulated by a wizard from the order, in the end the sentai group and the nerds end up with each other.

>>14447277
How is she not gross?

>>14447264
http://imgur.com/Efa2M2H
>you will never feed your daughteru straight from the bottle

>>14447257
Slug girls need more love. They deserve the chance to find someone just as much as any other monstergirl, I would personally date one if they asked me nicely. I would cuddle with her while she listens to my heartbeat and smiles having finally found a guy who loves her for who she is, in both looks and personality. I would tell her she never has to be cold and lonely ever again, then with me telling her I'll always protect her smile. I would gladly do this with a slug girl and see just how big of a blush she's got on her face.

>>14447268
>monstergirls hurting men
>defenseless

>>14447257
Would like them more if they were warmer than the average slug

>>14447291
Yes, that's what I said.

>>14447286
How is she gross? The slime? Slime girls are literally made of it, and they don't get made fun of. The consistency of their skin? It's rubbery, so what. Feels good on your dick, guuurl. Their antennae? They tickle! It's great!
>>14447293
They're monster girls. They can be as warm as you want. It'll feel good. Make your dick feel real good, brah.

>>14447295
Your taste is shit and you need to stop being 5 already.

>>14447269
Rude, sticky girls are nice.

I want to stumble on a Lich!
I want her to use her magic to disrobe me!
I want to her to get an unnatural smile on her face and start coughing!
I want that cough to develop into an emotionless and out of character laugh!
I want a lich to laugh robotically at my tiny penis!

There's somebody is this thread who doesn't understand that Precures are the shit. I would literally cut one ball off and bifurcate my dick if it mean getting to impregnate a Kitty-Kirara.

>>14447291
Yes defenceless, haven't you ever watched a Sentai show? Regular humans are powerless against the villains for whatever reason and the heroes are needed to save the day.

>>14447308
how would you impregnate her with one ball and a split dick

>>14447309
Is your dick really small? Is this some sort of therapy for you to handle your insecurities?

>>14447313
Work at it long enough? One ball puts out sperm and once both halves are in some of it is bound to dribble inside her.

>>14447308
>All of those Kirara doujins
I hope c89 has more of them, my dick demands it.

To keep it on topic though, what kind of monster girl would she be best as? Wyvern Kirara would be nice.

>>14447312
So don't be a regular human. Simple.

>>14447313
Well there are surgeries to get your dick turned into two dicks.
Do not ask me how I know this. Not only do I not remember, I don't want to remember.

>>14447308
>>14447325
>actually watching Precure and not just fapping to it
Why bother? Your dick will get the same pleasure out of them anyway.

Accept the love of Moth Kingdom! None more loving or caring!

>>14447287
>Alcohol Poisoning

>>14447305
Saltfag please.

Arrest that yeti!

>>14447350
She's the best everything a man can ask for.

>>14447351
I want to kill a girl with buttchugging and keep fucking her as the alcohol slowly takes her life, like in that Chemical Janky doujin.

>>14447289

that sounds nice.

>>14447332
Ichi the killer.

>>14447350
No, I want to accept the love of Kunoichi Kingdom.

>>14447346
>Cute girls
>Better animation and choreography than the majority of modern shows
>It's a change from everything needing to be either deep, edgy or lewd
Sometimes a man just wants some entertainment that reminds him of more simple times.

Please post monster girl related tickling.
Thank you.

>>14447359
Oh that meme is still around, my my. I'll stop being "salty" once you fuck off to /m/.

>>14447350
Personally, I would rather date Mothra-chan, but your choice in moth girls is up to you.

>>14447351
Hentai logic, fuck you. Ever read monzetsu?

>>14447289
>hfw she see this post

I-IS THAT SILVER!? WHAT THE FUCK, IS SHE TRYING TO KILL ME!?
>your mother gave your wolfu a silver necklace as a wedding gift, perhaps because she doesn't know about the fatal allergy thing or maybe she's upset her only son is marrying a wolf monster instead of a woman. What do?

>>14447374
Saltfag, please.

>>14447350

>>14447383
Grown man shilling kid shows in the monstergirl thread pls.

>>14447350
Timelord moths are bad and are also probably the story arc for series 10 if Moffat runs out of ideas.

>>14447367
Thanks, also that snail girls is cute as hell. If I can't date a slug girls, i would be just as happy as with a snail girl. Is she lonely, single, and looking for someone who loves her for who she is?

Horse Pussy

>>14447382
Thank her for the gift but tell her of the waifu's circumstances and give it back. What are you a mute?

Don't reply to obvious bait.

>>14447382
I wouldn't be with a girl that's allergic to silver in the first place so I wonder who this strange woman in my home is.

>>14447289
I don't really have a problem with them, but I could never be with one.
I'm too salty.

>>14447398
I want to steal her swords and tease her from the safety of a tall tree, listing the reasons horse pussy is shit.

>>14447382
I bet the idea came from my weird, yan sister who's a Paladin. Now that I think about it, she's never let me go to her house... I wonder why that is.

>>14447393

Snail and slugs have a bit of a hard time getting a husband so they do tend to be lonely.

>>14447406
This is like saying you'll steal some swords from a Paladin and everything will be fine.

Do you enjoy having hands or not?

>>14447415
Someone's gonna get tenderly fed leafy greens

>>14447257
As much as I like them it's highly unlikely I'd ever write a short about them, partly due to thread feedback leaving much to desire

>>14447422
Depends, will the Paladin take responsibility for making me unable to fap?

>>14447422
>being level 1

>>14447415
i would hold hands with her

>>14447440
No.

>>14447381
You sir, read my mind on what her reaction would look like. I'm more than glad to make her the happiest girl in the world, seeing her enjoy life make my heart happy as can be. I love every part of her and she loves every part of me, I'm just glad we get along so well with one another.

>>14447445
But that's immoral. If she chops my hands off, she should at least give me a handjob every week if not blowjobs.

>>14447350
Fluffy!
Mofu~ Mofu~

>>14447450
Are you saying it's not immoral to try and steal someone's swords?

Swords likely passed down from mother to daughter for several generations?

ITT Egyptian Office Ladies
http://exhentai.org/s/b4f1052cfd/869135-20

>>14447415
I'll gladly date a snail or slug girl. They don't deserve to be unloved just because of who they are, they can be nice people too. I want to hold them close to me as we cuddle, so that the never have to feel cold and alone. They can listen to my heart and know that I love them all for who they are, both in looks and in their personalities. I would wipe away their tears as they all wrap me in giant, heartfelt hugs, as we drift off to sleep, as happy as can be.

>a-anon i don't like this game it's to hard

what do?

>>14447469
I'll date and love one too
if they can catch me

>>14447465
>That premise

>>14447465

>>14447463
Not saying it isn't, but chopping someone's hands off without even a quick handy is just wrong. It's like chopping someone's dick off without getting him off first and cutting it just as he cums so that the cum spurts out of the bleeding stump.

>>14447475
kiss on the forehead

What's that?

>>14447475
"That's okay, maybe we can play a board game"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXTBqXNIqgo

>>14447479
>getting my MILF coworker as a callgirl
Stop giving me this boner, you piece of shit!

>>14447475
GIT
GUD

>>14447475
To be fair, you probably shouldn't have picked a Fromsoft game for your first.
Maybe we should switch to something easier?
And you can come back to this when you get good.

>>14447475
GIT GUD

>>14447485
A tail belonging to a bad monster girl.

>>14447485
A weapon of love.

>>14447485
Looks like some kind of malformed sandworm...

>>14447495
That's my fetish.

>>14447497
I dunno, she looks alright to me.

>>14447495
Doll is love, Doll is life.

>>14447510
I wish to impregnate a Doll several times.

Is it weird that sometimes I imagine going to school in MGC and getting bullied by a /fit/ monstergirl and her friends?
Is it also weird that sometimes I imagine getting seriously injured pushing her out of the way of a car and she does a complete 180 and becomes protective of me and nurses me back to health while her friends are confused as to why she's so affectionate to me now?

>>14447482
It's your punishment.

>>14447485
I want a soft Manticore to give me a paizuri + tail pussy combo, playing her tail at the top opening of her breasts so I thrust between them and right into it.

Why did I never think of such a wonderful thing before?

>>14447508
Manticores are not alright, they're the worst.

>>14447517
let me guess, you grew up watching Disney.

>>14447495
>>14447514
Could always impregnate the woman she was based off of.

>>14446923
>>14446940
>So like the Portrait of Dorian Gray?
>That picture
Mind = Blown.

>>14447532
meh the doll is better

>>14447519
>soft Manticore

Sold.

>>14447532
Now this nigga's thinking!

>>14447519
>soft Manticore
Cuddlecore?

>>14447465
http://i.imgur.com/eTWD1F9.jpg
I'm fucking dying here man.

Can Raijus use their electricity to glide?

>>14447564
No.

>>14447465
I want to marry an Anubis Office Worker, and give her lots of paw-rubs after work to help her relax as she lets out all her frustrations! Then, a nice meal, a bath, and cuddling before bed!

Also, Takatsu did another comic set in the "Don't Write That in History!"-verse? Awesome. I've got a copy of that H-Manga; fucking love it.

>>14447552
She's definitely be down for cuddlesex.
Imagine, after weeks of being gently pumped by her tailpussy every time you have sex with her, she finally lets you have your way with her perfectly molded pussy.
Then she leglocks you in place and just snuggles up to you under the covers and tells you that you can thrust as much as you want.
Imagine her cute moans as you pump her full.
Imagine seeing her contented smiling face as you drift to sleep, still in her loving embrace.
Imagine waking up the next morning and seeing her next to you smiling brilliantly, and having her praise you while stroking your hair and then giving you a kiss on the cheek before getting out of bed and sauntering over to the showers, swaying her hips the whole way.

>>14447465
>Takatsu does more Mummies
My body is ready

>>14447576
I love the idea of Manticores being all mean, sadistic and scary when they first meet their man and only use their tail but when they allow him to use their real pussy they get all deredere and cuddly like that.

>>14447576
If only

>>14447596
Too bad that would never happen, moeblobs are shit.

>>14447596
It's the fact that you can go from
>"Fuhuhuhu~ What's the matter? Afraid? Too bad, I'm going to milk you dry with my tailpussy!"
To
>"C'mon anon, don't tease me like that. After all, you're the one I chose to take my virginity~"
She'd probably purr a lot once she goes Dere for you. Or would Manticores chuff?

>>14447613
>Being dere when having real sex and not using her tail
>Moeblob
Anon please, she can still keep the mean streak but still have a moment where she lets her guard down and has a romantic night.

But everything has to be all rape train all of the time or a kawaii uguu moeblob with nothing between the two right?

>>14447624
Fuck off.

>>14447627
calm down salt-kun

>>14447596
>Manticores
>Going deredere when they give you the pussy-pussy
>Implying it wouldn't be her bucking her hips and laughing at how desperately you're trying to assert your dominance
>Telling you she can't get off unless you make some noise
>Biting and scratching you as her ribbed pussy puts you in a cock vise grip, milking every last drop out of you
>Smothering you in her feminine musk, the warmth of her mane keeping the cold out
>Implying that after she has her fun she won't get on all fours, move her hair out of the way and demand that you bite her on the back of the neck hard enough to draw blood while fucking her for the highest chance of conceiving cubs
>Because you're the only man she's given her pussy-pussy to

>>14447619
>Or would Manticores chuff?
This is actually an important question, I do like the idea of them chuffing.
>>14447627
No fun allowed, black and white characters only. Got it.

I want to falcon punch a manticore in the pussy pussy.

>>14447633

>>14447469

i think snail or slug daughters would be cute. they would cling onto your shoulders perhaps along with your wife as you went out to go on a walk or do errands.

>>14447633
Hey man, to each his own.
I like Deredere Manticores, but that sounds wonderful too.

>>14447633
Rough fucking a Manticore and giving her cubs? I take back wanting the sweet cuddly stuff, I want to make a Manticore into a mother like this.

>>14447475
Make her keep playing
YOU WILL LEARN MY PAIN
FUCK STALL DETECTION

>>14447656
Why not both?

>>14447656
Who's to say you can't have both?
It's just the sweet and cuddly stuff comes after the rough fucking.

>>14447656
Pregnant Manticore nursing tailpussy jobs.

With her giggling that every time her tail slurps up your semen, your cubs kick, her telling you that your daughterus will be excited to meet Papa.

You will never platonically love and spoil your Manticore daughterus rotten.

Your waifu will never furiously blush when your daughterus ask how you and Mama conceived them and you mention the neck biting and forcing your head into her paw to shut you up

>>14447671
>>14447673
Both works, exhausted cuddle sex after the rough stuff is out the way. Clinging to each other's sweaty bodies and sharing kisses until the sun rises.
>>14447674
Manticore cubs would probably find that really romantic and squeal as if it was something cute, harassing their mother for more information.

>You stand before the king of *insert country here*
>"Kneel or die" you say pointing your lance at his throat.
>"How can you betray your fellow man for some tyranical beast? Have you no soul?"
>Annoyed, you plunge your lance into the old fool.
>You claim victory in the name of Empress Elaine.
>The long march back home is well worth it.
>As you trudge into the throne room, you are greeted by her Majesty
>The black Drake rest on her throne, at her back is a horde unlike any other.
>You approach the throne and kneel at her feet.
>"What news do you bring, General? Were you victorious?"
>You raise your head, "Yes, your Majesty, they have fallen before our might, their king has been slaughtered like the pig he is."
>"And what of the spoils?"
>You snap your fingers and the doors open. Your newly captured slaves begin carrying in the various plundered treasures and precious artifacts and add it to her massive hoard. Her Majesty's mouth curves into a wicked grin.
>"I bring you the entirety of their wealth, including the fabled Excalibur.
>"Bring it to me. I wish to see it."
>You snap your fingers and a a lizardman soldier brings you a golden scabbard, resting within is a blade with a golden hilt.
>You take the sword, and offer it to her Majesty. She steps down from her throne and approaches you. She gingerly wraps her talons around the scabbard and takes the blade.
>She draws Excalibur and the room is filled with impossibly bright light. You're nearly blinded by its gleam.
>She sheathes the blade and returns to her throne.
>You have done well, General."
>She gives you an affectionate smile, her crimson eyes, betraying unhindered glee.
>"I'm pleased."

Would you betray mankind to serve her Majesty and protect her smile?

>>14447692
No.

>>14447415
It's because they're slow

>>14447703
Slow sex with slugs...?

>>14447692
Maybe.

Though I've gotta say, I'm with the one bowman from that story someone wrote a while ago. I'd rather have a wife all to myself, than share the affection of an Empress.

>you will never encourage your waifu to get fit with love

http://i.imgur.com/GWYKEM1.png

I was forced at gunpoint to draw big meaty paws

send help

>>14447645
I like the idea of cuddling a snail/ slug girlfriend, I want to hold her close and never let go. I want her to blush profusely, as she enjoys the sensation of being loved. I want to never feel lonely as she nuzzles her head as close to my heart as possible. I want to see the smile on her face as she falls asleep, a sure sign that she's having happy thoughts for the first time in her life.

>>14447237
Which monster girl is best for spanking fetish?

>>14447692
If by betray you mean "defend" and by serve you mean "purge," then yes.

>>14447723
>no muscular girl
>only difference between each girls body type is breast size
Eh.

>>14447729
dark elf?

>>14447692

Nah. I'd just be some peasant who tries to stay out of trouble during such a conflict

>>14447726
Is that you Hyphen? If so, that looks pretty damn nice.

>>14447726
It's terrible.

>>14447726
>Cheshire handjob
Good man.
Since threats seem to work, I'll send some men over to break your legs if you don't draw an Oomukade giving a guy a blowjob.

>>14447684
Is it wrong that imagining her breathlessly saying "I love you" as you both drift off to sleep gets me more excited than the idea of fucking her senseless?

>>14447729
Kakuen or Cheshire Cat.

>>14447739
It is me, thanks

>>14447741
I-I kinda have my hands full right now

>>14447736
They're for people who wants to be spanked.

>>14447729
Cheshire. Bitch puts her disembodied ass everywhere

>>14447746
>I-I kinda have my hands full right now
I'm feeling kind, I'll call off the men. I'd be unfortunate if you were to have an accident though. Seriously though, I'm happy with all the smug cat lately.

>>14447729
>>14447750
They're asking for it.

>>14447749
he didn't specify and I don't judge

>>14447750
>Onahole that's actually an actual disembodied Cheshire vag
Would you?

>>14447729
Elves, of course. See their pride shatters as they're spanked like kids.

>>14447757
I'm just imagining this Cheshire teleporting her ass everywhere just getting more and more frustrated that this guy isn't fucking it.

>>14447761
Depends, can I hear her moaning from my closet or somewhere nearby?

>>14447692
Yes.

>>14447742
>Is it wrong that imagining her breathlessly saying "I love you" as you both drift off to sleep gets me more excited than the idea of fucking her senseless?
That's not wrong at all, romantic moments like that are at least half of my day dreaming and fantasies.

>>14447692
No, I'm an old dog. I'm tired of fighting and just want to settle down with my waifu and have a quiet life raising our children.

>>14447729
Alices.
>loli-type succubus with a memory that resets, which mean every spanking is their first spanking

>>14447769
What if you were actually spanking a Titania in disguise all along?

>>14447770
Depends, do you have a Cheshire childhood friend? She's biting her pillow in her bedroom and crying in joy the first time you use your new onahole.

>>14447770
>Guy goes to fap to some porn
>About to blow and reaches for the tissue
>Cheshire's disembodied ass comes out of the wall and hands him the tissue with her tail
>He still doesn't touch her
>Cheshire is left biting her lips with frustration

>>14447726
I want to spank an Anubutt!

>>14447786
>How far will this homo go!!

>>14447761
I'm trying to understand how that would be at all possible without and nasty physical complications

>>14447779
I would probably notice the lesser fairies flying around and trying to understand what this new game is.

>>14447794
Die.

>>14447791
I want to hotdog one!

>>14447761
>>14447770
>Be NEET
>Order a Wet Dream Triple Cream Alice (tm) Onaho from your favorite adult toy site
>Cheshire delivery girl grins at you the entire time you're signing off on it
"You know if you were feeling quiggly you could just rub one off and have a J Arthur~"
>Close the door, trying to understand what the fuck she just said
>Unbox it, it's strangely warm
>Looks like a Fleshlight, son of a BITCH
>Put a finger into it
>The hell? It's pre-lubed?
>Shrug it off, sheath your sword in it
>Holy balls, it feels so good, almost like the real thing
>Hear a distant HANYAA~N when you pull it up and slide it back down
>Had to be a noise trick, you're mind's messing with you
>The more you fuck the onaho the louder the noises get
>Something thumps in your closet
>Put the onaho down, open the closet to investigate
>It's the Cheshire from earlier, her face flushed
>She's pantless and looks like a goddamned Barbie Doll
"W-what? Keep going my old son!"
>The fuck does she me--
>Turn back to the onaho, the sleeve is empty
>Turn back to the Cheshire, you can see your pre leaking out of her slit
>TFW she rapes you long and hard into the night
>Wake up the next morning with a Cheshire purring softly into your chest
>Used tissues everywhere
>Kiss her on her forehead, half-asleep
>She tastes purple

>>14447804
>>She tastes purple
>SensibleChuckle.jpg

>>14447804
Disgusting.

I want a Monoeye to hypnotize me into cumming without her ever touching me.

>>14447723
Is this a real thing? I'll be honest, I'd use it.

>>14447840
Benevolent hypnotism is great.

>>14447564
You cn do practically anything with enough electricity.

>>14447812

>>14447692
I cringed.

No Crossbreed Priscilla feet to rub ;-;

>>14447840
I want to tame the extra big Monoeyes.

I want to hogtie my Kobold daughteru and watch her whine and struggle around on the rug for awhile!

>>14447895
>Going for the feet
>When that glorious fluffytail exists
Scum of the Hollow, you are

>>14447895

>>14447901

>>14447899
Silly anon, her feet are just the first thing I'd be going for.

>>14447896
I'd put my dick in her nostril.
http://exhentai.org/s/a0547ae1df/799798-30

>>14447895
Eh, I prefer MiB.

>>14447914
the fuck anon

>>14447915
Sometimes I don't know why I bother living.

>>14447915
>>14447901
As previously discussed, Plain Doll is good too.

>>14447912
>B-lining for the feet first
>When that glorious fluffy tail exists
Scum of the Hollow, you are

>>14447929
Everyone likes different things anon.

>>14447692
This is retarded.

>>14447915
>Plain Doll and Maiden in Black have the same voice actress

>>14447925
Because one day she may become real.

>>14447938
No she isn't.
Nothing is going to be real.
We live in a world where FF7R is just slow Kingdom Hearts like 15.
All hope is dead.

>>14447937
>You will never have a threesome with the Maiden in Black and Plain Doll.

>>14447942
>We live in a world where FF7R is just slow Kingdom Hearts like 15.
I think it looks pretty cool in all honesty.

>>14447946
>You will never DP MiB with strapon Plain Doll

>>14447783
Godlike.

>>14447958
Leave.

>>14447942
Honestly at first glance, it looked to me like a blending of KH, Crisis Core, and FF13. It's certainly different from the classic, but it is a Remake. As long as it's fun, I'll be happy.

>>14447915
I prefer Shanallote. I want to smack her ass until she loses her cool.

I want to insult an ogre's hair!

>>14448025
why would you do such a thing?

Which monster girl would you want to be a dakimakura for?

>>14447915
I only wish to hole up inside a gloomy and depressing ghost world with a cute maiden, is that too much to ask?

>>14448032
Jinko

>>14448030
Because it looks stupid and I know she hates it.

>>14448032
manticore or hellhound

>>14448032
Weresheep, mostly because I think it'd help with my insomnia.

>>14448032
An Alp. I want daki-me to be her shameful secret.

>>14448041
Sleep with the sheep, don't make a peep

>>14448032
Wife.

>>14448032
Tentacle.

>>14448032
A Hellhound. After a long day of being selfish with forcing herself on me and dragging me along for walks she would take me in her arms and embrace me with her warm body.
Just imagining the heat she emits, her warm breath tickling my neck and her chest rising and falling as it presses against my back, it all sounds like heaven.

>>14448032
None of them. Hate cuddling.

I want to hit a monoeye in the face!

>>14448041
My negro, I'm planning on getting one myself in maybe a week or two. The only problem is that the maker said that the design should not be too lewd.

I want to hit a monoeye in the face with my dick!

>>14448059
You need help. Hold on anon. Yetis inbound.

>>14448054
the correct answer

>>14448072
I don't want Yetis

http://i.imgur.com/PYjdvD5.jpg

Does /mgg/ like dolls?

>>14448081
Yes

>>14448079
We keep having this discussion. The Yetis want you. Stop fighting it.

>>14448081
Yes.

>>14448081
Can they be spanked?

>>14448081
I like them but I'm still bet confused on how you'd live with one.

>>14448079
Perhaps human boys are more to your liking?

>>14448080
Die painfully.

>>14448081
Yes, I would like to be haunted by one.
And then form an intimate relationship with her>

>>14448080
Whom?

>>14448080
Terrible.

>>14448080
>tits look like Deviant-tier BE silicone implants
>both girls have missing jaws

>>14448081
I should say.

>>14448081
Only if they're tall and busty.

>>14448080
the hell is this shit. go back to /d/

>>14448080
I'm only saving this because I have a shitty-art fetish.

>>14448085
I will never stop fighting it, I don't want Yetis and that is that.

>>14448091
Now you're just being rude.

>>14448108

>>14448116
That isn't tall or busty.

>>14448096
I wish I could after seeing that, I wanted to share the pain.
>>14448098
Some guy on tumblr who's really not worth linking to. On the plus side I came across a nice lizard girl to wash away the awful image.
http://i.imgur.com/pyWDDhc.jpg

>>14448120
That's walking a fine line.

>>14448119
She's an action figure! Made for action!

>>14448120
Whom?

>>14448106
She's just so beautiful...

>>14448116

>>14448079

>>14448120
>no butthole

i can't fap to this

>>14448121
It's right on the line for me, her face is human enough even if the skin is a different colour.
http://i.imgur.com/6WxDV6n.jpg

>>14448132
AHHHHH!!

>>14448135
i can now fap to this

>>14448116
>>14448127
>>14448088

>>14448141
That looks kinda bad.

>>14447968
>He doesn't like FFM DP
Not even that guy, but perhaps you should get out of here with your shit taste.

>>14448120
It's far too cold for lizardgirls to go out without the proper clothing.

>>14448152
>>>/u/

>>14448161
>Threesomes are yuri
Pff. Daytime threads.

>>14448155
She doesn't look cold at all.

>>14448168
That's because she's properly dressed!

>>14448141

>>14448152
What about MF DP using BLACK MAGICKS to give you a second wedding tackle?

>>14448155
But she looks cute in skimpy clothing.

>>14448132
>All mofu and no hugs makes Jack a dull boy
>All mofu and no hugs makes Jack a dull boy
>All mofu a d no hugs makemJack a dull boy
>All mofu and no HUGs makes Jack a d ll boy
>All mofu and no,hugs makess jack a dull boy

>>14448178
I'd prefer a TP with a tiny one in her urethra.

>>14448178
Equally as good, but I honestly think that twice the mosnter hole would be a bit overwhelming in sensation.

>>14448176
She would enjoy it too much, it wouldn't be a punishment.
That is, if dolls could be spanked to begin with.

>>14448186
I could see a Lich making her husband do it, too.

>>14447728

Laying on the couch, with a snail/slug waifu on top of you, asleep with a peaceful smile. Her head resting on your chest. You eventually fall asleep and when you awake you find that she's in the kitchen, cooking you breakfast. When the full moon hits, her breathing becomes heavy and she climbs on top of you. She apologizes to you even as she removes your clothing and mounts you. She kisses you passionately and tells you that she's always wanted you but she was afraid of scaring you away. When you cum inside her she moans out your name and hugs you tighter, sighing happily and wanting to stay like this. You fall asleep with her on top of you, your penis still deep inside her.

>>14448032

A Kejourou

>>14448194
Big fat doll butts are just begging to be spanked and hotdogged.

>>14448208
A shame they can't feel the spankings.

>>14448218
Truly.
I'm going to pull my plushie's pants down and spank her right now. Then I'm gonna kiss her soft butt better.

>>14448081
yes

>>14448108
Midget dolls have their uses. For one they make better huggable ona holes. They're compact and travel sized.

>>14448221
Anon, you are a grown fucking man.

There isn't a single monster that can't be improved by combining it with a kitsune.

>>14448226
And I have the weirdest boner.

Kunoichi best girl.

>>14448231
If you're gonna fuck a doll, at least fuck one with an onahole. Plushies? Really?

>>14448032
Kiki or any of the dragon races.

Just want to feel like I'm worth something...

>>14448232
You'll make her blush if you praise her too much.

>>14448081
But of course. Doll joints are ero-ero.

>>14448238
>or any of the dragon races.
All five dragon girls fighting over you!

>>14448221
>plushie
At least spank a real doll.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY?!

>>14448241
Good, that's what I want. Kunoichi is perfect and every man should have a Kunoichi wife.

>>14448081
Only if I'm the one pulling their strings.

>>14448248
But they assassinate men, anon. They should be feared and reviled.

>>14448237
Nothing wrong with Akkariin, you mongrel.

>>14448245
My Shink is kinda small to spank.

>>14448255
They're cute and should be loved.

>>14448246
looks like a serial huggist to me

>>14448255
Nothing a few spanks can't fix.

Why are semen demons best monster girls?

>>14448225
Brb downloading

>>14448268
They aren't.

>>14448268
They aren't.

>>14448268
How low is your perception bonus? That one's just a normal human girl with clip-ons

>>14448285
>That one's just a normal human girl with clip-ons
In a world with MG's, human girls would start cosplaying better girls to have a chance at marriage.

>>14448279
Being this wrong.

>>14448297
That's cheating.

>>14448241
I want to rock a Kunoichi's world by making her wear fishnets

>>14448285
>a normal human girl
Don't be fooled. Minami is a black hole of sexual depravity.

I want to spank a doll. Or a monstergirl.

Damn. I'm going to bed. Hopefully I'll dream of me spanking Suiguintou.

>>14448308
I want to spank you. If I dress like a girl would that be acceptable to you? Just ignore the beard, so don't if it helps to turn you on.

Multiarms.

>>14448308
I want to spank Abigail, I bet her ass is as fat as her thighs and ripples when it's struck.

>>14448341
just means more hands to hold

>>14448345
That assumption is very much correct.

>>14448352
Dear diary

That ass was phat.

Ninja Pussy will always keep you safe.

>>14448352
Did she die of the dreaded PA disease?

>>14448345
Why do I get the feeling those shorts were jeans when she bought them.

>>14448352
She's asking for it, I want to strike that ass as she shrieks, struggles and kicks!

>>14448362
NINJACUMSTAR!

>>14448362
You know, I've always wondered if that marking on her leg is a simple tattoo or a pleasure rune.

>>14448380
Little bit of column A
Little bit of column B
Little bit of column C

>>14447485
Put more effort into it anon.

>>14448391
Necromorph Girl when?

When i grow up I want to be a bald, faceless, fat old man with a huge warty dick and slobbery, vile tongue who rapes innocent, young, and nubile elf girls.

>>14448412

>>14448032
Jubjub

>>14448405
OH GOD FUCKING NO

>>14448419
IT'S ABOMINATION TIME
FLASHLIGHT ORIFICES ALL AROUND

>>14448412
When I grow up...

>>14448419
>"Make us whole anon~"
>"As in get us some pizza and ice cream, pregnancy cravings can be a real bitch y'know?"

>>14448423
>Flashlight orifices
Those are demons you rube.

>>14448412
When I grow up, I want to sleep in a racing car bed

>>14448423
Oh god no.

>>14448429
I don't want it, I want anything but that.

>>14448433
http://www.fmvmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Dead-Space-2-Nicole.jpg

>>14448412
WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A STEAM SHOVEL!

>>14448405
>>14448419
>>14448423
>>14448429
>>14448433

>>14448429
>Pizza and ice cream
See, this is why the Ishimera got fucked and why Issac left you. Divine intervention due to bad taste

>>14448439
>I want anything but that
Xenomorph girl?

>>14448405
>>14448419
Let's become one, anon~

>>14448456
please, no

>>14448456
Yes, let's.

>>14448455
Yeah fuck it, I'll take it.

>>14448456
the stuff of nightmares

>>14448462
I've got a semi from that thigh gap tho'

>>14448456
>Tfw no matter what you can't find Necromorphs erotic in any way after DS1
Regenerators. Regenerators
You don't know fear until you meet a Regenerator

>>14448461
Even if she keeps you tied up on a wall somewhere and only uses you for breeding purposes?

Remember to teach your monster girls proper eating habits even if they are stink neets. Just look at the mess this Gazer is making eating a simple pizza.

>>14448456
Yeah, no.

>>14448466
Want to know something nice?

They appear in every game.

>>14448459
>>14448462
>>14448471
>Not wanting a yandere necromorph gf

>>14448456
She's pretty cute, I've seen much worse.

>>14448469
Wife eating pizza all messy is cute though. Her stink is good stink.

>>14448469
Why is her frog tongue licking a pizza?

>>14448479
It's a stinky stink.

>>14448474
I know. I played DS2. And FUCK THAT

>yfw she wants you to meet her family

>>14448484
I love her stink.
>>14448482
That's cheese, anon. Are you daft?

>>14448476
>wanting your dick chopped off

>>14448484
Yeah, the bad kind of stink! Not alp stink, the good kind that comes from an alp rubbing your boy clothes all over herself because she's embarrassed about how sweet she smells!

>>14448490
Why do you love her stink?

>>14448485
Oh no... I meant every game.

Every. Single. Game.

>>14448491
Anon please, how are you two going to make lots of hybrid daughterus without your penis?

>>14448485
Only one part that really disturbed me about DS2.
One of the three saves on Insanity used here, guaranteed.

>>14448469
that's no pizza...

>>14448492
I love alp stink though!

Stinky smelly monster girl neets are great!

>>14448494
Because it's a stink of must and love.

>>14448456
>LEWD SPACE
>you dock your tugboat as usual at the home base
>everything is pretty quiet
>suddenly spooked by the cute engineer
>she's kinda weird, though
>she's just standing there
>why's she staring at you?
>is she licking her lips?
>why does she jerk and shudder as she steps closer?
>you freeze in terror as she steps even closer and you see over the high collar of her raincoat
>her mandible is missing and her eyes are a creamy white
>she clumsily unzips her raincoat
>it falls to the floor and reveals a mangled pile of flesh where her abdomen used to be
>tentacles extend from her tumorous spine, wriggling and snapping in the air
>her tongue hangs loose below her exposed palate, it tries to flap as a grotesquely wet voice echoes from inside her guts
>I really like you... Do you like me too...?

>>14448495
Yeah, that's what I said. I played DS2
What, were they in the Wii game too? Never played that. Or was that a mobile? I forget

>>14448503
I had to make someone else play that part. I don't do needles. Especially needs near eyes

>>14448508

Gazer stink smells like black licorice, musk, burnt wood, and petrol.

>>14448511
...Also DS3.

>>14448507
It's plain old poor hygiene.

>>14448515
Also what? You seemed to just type also, Anon. Also what? Did you have a stroke halfway through typing? Are you OK?
Anon? ANON? SNAAAAKE?

>>14448516
There's nothing better than the smell of a stinky neet monster girl!

>>14448518
What? It's a decent action game.

>>14448468
Well that's just rude.

>>14448513
Not a nice combination. icky.

>>14448524
What's a decent action game? What are you talking about?

>>14448521
There are plenty of better things. They'll just call you a creep for liking it,.

>>14448528
>They'll just call you a creep for liking it,.
If they're a stinky chubby neet monster girl why would they call the guy who likes them a creep and not take him right then and there? I mean who else can they get?

Neet monster girls want love too, even if they are stinky. Would you turn down a neet oomukade, gazer, jabberwock, or lich?

>>14448492
Does this have the added bonus of her softness rubbing off onto my clothes and making them softer too?

>>14448531
>NEET Lich
how shameful.

>There are people who can't simply repel abominations simply by being there and releasing your warrior's will.

>>14448539
ikr, buncha plebs desu senpai

>>14448531
They're self conscious about it. IT would just be weird for some guy to shove his face into them and moan as he take big whiffs?

>>14448512
>every shambling step brings her closer to you
>you find you've backed yourself into a corner
>you scream as her single lip touches yours and awkwardly pokes and probes at them
>you look down through the remains of her ragged, bloodstained top to see her tentacles braid into a tube that ends with some kind of bladder
>paralyzed, you watch her hands fumble your clothes down as her teeth slightly sink into your shoulder and her freely hanging tongue flaps against it like a piece of cold, wet meat
>suddenly you realize that a small ball on a string is hanging from that bladder
>a mixture of horror and curiosity washes over you as you realize she's made a tentacle onahole that terminates in her womb
>your vision swims and you feel an erection approaching as her modest chest presses onto you
>you let out an anguished cry as her cold tentacles gloop onto your knob, and her new tentaclepussy positions itself at your head
>the light in your eyes begins to fade as the mangled corpse of your workplace crush violates you with an unnatural orifice
>your mind irrevocably breaks when that wet echo calls out to you:
>I know you like me too... Let's be together forever~

Chubby
Neet
Jinko

>>14448545
If a hot woman started sniffing me I wouldn't complain. I mean it might be a little weird, but you don't look a gift centaur in the mouth.