Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:06:30 2015 No.14448814 [Reply] [Original]

Meme girls taking over

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:07:09 2015 No.14448816 Take a hint from the mods and stop posting these threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:07:25 2015 No.14448817 wtf happened to the last thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:07:33 2015 No.14448818 Is it happening again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:07:48 2015 No.14448820 >>14448814 Going by Warosu, it appears multiple threads were pruned at once. Also, poor choice of an OP image.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:08:10 2015 No.14448822 Nothing happened here, capiche?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:08:14 2015 No.14448824 >>14448816 Take a hint from the Alps and learn to stop being so tsundere

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:08:47 2015 No.14448827 It begins

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:08:47 2015 No.14448828 The fuck was that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:10:13 2015 No.14448838 >>14448828 I think it was people being retarded and posting uncensored yuri shit and arguing like dumbasses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:10:35 2015 No.14448841 >>14448820 I guess we just got caught up in some cleaning. It's happened before and nothing came of it, so we should be good. And I agree, that's a shit OP image.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:11:21 2015 No.14448844 >>14448838 Yurifags once again ruin everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:11:43 2015 No.14448847 >>14448838 I don't think that that post received that much attention in all honesty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:11:47 2015 No.14448848 less than 15 posts and the thread is already full of salt

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:12:18 2015 No.14448849 File: 24 KB, 630x700, 1420382894509.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Didn't get to make another Krampus OP for Krampus Night Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:12:55 2015 No.14448853 File: 250 KB, 650x488, 1439750504036.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:13:02 2015 No.14448855 >>14448849 i forgive you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:13:14 2015 No.14448857 >>14448848 Too much salt is bad. It's also a bitch for the maids to clean up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:13:37 2015 No.14448858 >>14448849 You tried, Jim. That's all that matters

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:13:44 2015 No.14448860
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>Have very cute childhood friend
>You two get along well enough for the most part
>Except on the topic of monsters
>For the most part, you are ambivalent towards them
>A few of the ones allowed in the capital are even kind of cute
>But she is a bit more hardline
>Anything more dangerous than a weresheep she is distrustful of
>She starts volunteering at the local Order church as a priestess
>Tension between the Order and Demon Lord gets worse
>One night, you here about an attack at the church
>A group of succubi had snuck in and ransacked it
>Rumors say they even managed to get a Dark Matter in somehow
>You rush over to check on her
>She's been quarantined to a side room, but they let you in
>Her pupils, previously dark brown, are now bright gold
>Her sclera are several shades darker
>Her milky white skin has taken on a faint blue hue
>The high priest says there's nothing to do for her
>The church wishes her well, but insists she is banned from the grounds
>Heart-broken, she is forcibly relocated to the outskirts of the city
>You try to help her adjust, but it's a lost cause
>Her body slowly changes
>Her breasts and hips begin to swell, straining and tearing her old clothes
>The horns grow out faster than she can file them, eventually making her give up
>The tail was the most painful, slowly pushing out and growing from the small of her back
>She tries to maintain her prayers and sacraments, but each day gets harder
>One day go out to visit her
>You go to knock, but the door is already open
>You're barely through the door before you're pinned against the wall
>For how small she is, her strength is impressive
>She looks like a proper succubus now
>Her face is a bizarre combination of sadness, fear, and lust
>Tears streak her cheeks
>'I can't do it anymore.'
>'I've been trying to remain pure, to stay true to my beliefs, but nothing's working!'
>'Every day I try to pray, but all I can think of is you!'
>'Your body, having you... inside me. and how good it would feel!'
>'Every time I try to ignore it, I just start to burn more and more down there.'
>'It was so bad that I... I touched myself last night.'
>'Twenty-one years of innocence thrown away for a brief moment of carnal pleasure. And I loved it!'
>'P-Please. Help me. I'll do anything. I just want everything to feel right again.~'

What do you do, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:13:44 2015 No.14448861 File: 29 KB, 786x900, krampus loli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/3vwZSs7W MERRY KRAMPUSNACHT, EVERYONE

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:14:19 2015 No.14448864 >>14448820 >>14448841 OP here, i just came back and there was no thread! I made it quickly so blame the mods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:14:20 2015 No.14448865 >>14448861 Krampus is a fucking cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:14:46 2015 No.14448866 >>14448861 I remember this one. I kinda felt bad for the main guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:15:00 2015 No.14448868 >>14448849 >28 inch long tongue >Slightly over two feet long. This shouldn't be turning me on, but it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:15:47 2015 No.14448872 File: 412 KB, 1000x1000, gazer thundragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14448853 I love my wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:16:00 2015 No.14448873 >>14448849 What should one do if they want a nice krampus?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:16:20 2015 No.14448876 >>14448853 I like yanderes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:16:32 2015 No.14448877 >>14448860 Truly a gift sent from the land of milk and honey.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:17:03 2015 No.14448882 >>14448873 Krampus isn't nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:17:03 2015 No.14448883 >>14448860 Fuck her of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:18:29 2015 No.14448886 >>14448849 I want to be her friend, like in the Grinch I bet she just needs a friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:18:43 2015 No.14448888 >>14448860 Try to run away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:18:59 2015 No.14448889 >>14448883 Fuck her in the ass so she stays pure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:20:32 2015 No.14448894 >>14448860 Purge her because corruption is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:21:24 2015 No.14448899 >>14448860 Purge the one who changed her because corruption is shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:21:35 2015 No.14448901 >>14448860 purge her with your penis

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:21:52 2015 No.14448902 >>14448866 Yep, if I was in the same position I'd just kill myself. Shits just too awful to deal with every day

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:21:59 2015 No.14448903 >>14448861 >Things could always be worse. I could be Wilhelm Baumann. >They still haven't found him. PANIC

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:22:00 2015 No.14448904 >>14448860 Cry harder than she is. Kill the mood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:22:02 2015 No.14448905 >>14448873 Be so excessively nice and polite that she doesn't know what to do. Mindbreak her into a kind and doting Onee-san with kindness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:22:45 2015 No.14448908 File: 124 KB, 786x939, tumblr_nxxnnnYbLR1qh6xj2o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14448849

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:23:06 2015 No.14448910 File: 727 KB, 860x1282, i7oYtc4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you donated to the Sabbath or the oppai Sabbath lately, onii-chan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:23:46 2015 No.14448913 File: 16 KB, 309x266, 1443641722331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14448860 Kill every monster in the surrounding area and join the crusades.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:24:02 2015 No.14448914 >>14448905 Hey, I think we are friends now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:24:05 2015 No.14448915 >>14448908 >Biting her tongue 2 seconds after this picture was taken she was howling in pain

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:24:08 2015 No.14448917 >>14448910 Sorry I'm affiliated with the onee-sabbath

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:24:38 2015 No.14448918 File: 693 KB, 1224x1584, merry krampusnacht.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14448902 It's just a little physical abuse. It's how she shows her love. Plus, she'd probably meet you in Hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:25:00 2015 No.14448919 >>14448910 Sorry. Strapped for cash...just as the battery in my laptop decided to bite the dust.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:25:31 2015 No.14448924 >>14448908 So if you're a good boy, would a Krampus "reward" you on Krampusnacht? >>14448910 >Sabbath >Oppai Sabbath >Co-operating at all Something's wrong here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:26:09 2015 No.14448925 >>14448919 There are many other ways to donate, silly! Sorry about your puter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:26:49 2015 No.14448927 >>14448913 I can't save you, but I can avenge you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:26:58 2015 No.14448929 >>14448924 >So if you're a good boy, would a Krampus "reward" you on Krampusnacht? Of course not. That's a job for Saint Claus. The Krampus is only there to punish. Bad children get the Krampus. Good children get the Claus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:27:14 2015 No.14448930 >>14448924 The sabbath and the oppai sabbath are fine with each other anon, it's the onee-sabbath you have to watch out for. Any man who doesn't like the bodies of innocent little girls is just a big weirdo!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:29:09 2015 No.14448933 >>14448860 Saint Teresa, is that you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:29:24 2015 No.14448934 >>14448929 But what if you wanted a cute Krampus girlfriend? >>14448930 No, you don't understand. The leader of the Sabbath HATES breasts of any kind. Have you seen how she reacts to lolified Holstaurs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:30:11 2015 No.14448936 >>14448918 Main character's life was basically over anyway. At least you could spite her for 5 seconds still like her art though

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:31:18 2015 No.14448942 >>14448860 >another eebul monsters crap tickling purge autists Kindly fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:31:29 2015 No.14448944 >>14448934 It seems like an act of some divine entity that allows Holstaurs and potentially some Minotaurs to grow up as LEE-tier oppai lolis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:31:39 2015 No.14448945 >>14448915 >>14448924 Since nerd only finishes 50% of his drawings we'll never know

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:31:54 2015 No.14448946 >>14448918 >>14448861 >>14448849 >Krampus That fucking movie was nightmare fuel in a can. It wasn't entirely scary but holy fucking shit when it did get spook it got spook in terrible ways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:31:55 2015 No.14448947 >>14448934 The leader of the sabbath is a big shit then. I believe in flat lolis and busty lolis working together to make sure every man knows how cute and sexy they are!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:32:23 2015 No.14448952 File: 232 KB, 800x800, ebc40fa6153e7023407d593c4c8b712f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14448853 Yeah they're pretty great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:33:32 2015 No.14448955 File: 14 KB, 255x255, 1443907552373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Want Up! :>(

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:33:48 2015 No.14448956 >>14448946 Wait, was the movie actually spooky? Was it good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:34:12 2015 No.14448958 Day 8096: Still no monstergirls in this world. Fuck this gay earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:34:32 2015 No.14448960 I want to hold an oppai loli holst.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:34:42 2015 No.14448962 >>14448942 I kind of meant it ore as, 'would you give in and sleep with her, or would you try to help her remain pure?'. Never intended as purge stuff Who pissed in your cornflakes today?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:35:13 2015 No.14448965 >>14448955 She's so tiny! She can sit on my head.

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:35:32 2015 No.14448967

>>14448956
>Spoiler

I liked it. It was still a little more nihilistic than Trick R' Treat because when the Krampus does what the Krampus does, he doesn't take any prisoners. Everybody is fair game.

Don't read the next line if you don't want a spoiler on one of the most horafying moments.

They go into the attic and a fucking caterpillar Jack-In-The-Box demon thing swallows one of the kids whole

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:36:33 2015 No.14448970 >>14448958 Day 8100: I feel your pain, brother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:36:37 2015 No.14448971 >>14448967 >That spoiler Six year old me just started bawling like a baby in the back of my head. I fucking hated Jack-In-The-Boxes when I was a kid. I still hate them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:37:30 2015 No.14448975 >>14448967 >Spoiler Never liked Jackies anyhow as a kid, still don't like them now

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:38:36 2015 No.14448978 >>14448955 worse edit, OG is cuter

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:40:11 2015 No.14448982 >>14448967 Did it pan out like the beginning of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIsgRgmT9MA

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:40:25 2015 No.14448983

>Identical Mantis twin waifus
>No one can tell them apart but you
>Only way you can manage is because when you surprise them by feeling them up out of the blue, they make slightly different sounds
>The first one makes a contented sigh
>The other one is more of an expectant sigh

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:41:04 2015 No.14448985 >>14448971 I now desire a demonic Jack-in-the-box automaton monstergirl that has properties not too dissimilar from the Mimic and Pot Devil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:42:07 2015 No.14448989 >>14448967 Did the characters that got killed off actually deserve it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:45:01 2015 No.14448993 >>14448989 None of them actually DESERVED it. That and there's two interpretations as to their fates but you'll have to see the movie unless you all really want me to tell you what happens to them since the end was ambiguous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:48:54 2015 No.14449004 >>14448814 >memecat would bully

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:51:21 2015 No.14449012 File: 424 KB, 599x459, 1445980186131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a pitiful scioness?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:52:29 2015 No.14449017 >>14449012 I don't know what the fuck a "pitiful scioness" is but I'd fuck that Dhampir.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:53:15 2015 No.14449020 Daily reminder that all of your waifus are such wonderful influences on your lives and I hope you all live long happy lives with them. :D

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:54:25 2015 No.14449023 >>14449017 An inadequate heiress. And if I remember, that's a slightly chuuni vampire...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:55:01 2015 No.14449025 >>14448955 >>14449020 These emoticons are somewhat suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:56:05 2015 No.14449030 >>14449017 A saddened viscountess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:56:58 2015 No.14449034 >>14448958 > Day 10, 910 > Monstergirls aren't real > Not even the Alps Fuck

>>	Upscales Sat Dec 5 21:57:05 2015 No.14449035 File: 2.15 MB, 2040x2040, e5b7fc76-7e33-4443-c4ca-a595c58ac397.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14448955 Okay done

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:57:18 2015 No.14449036 >>14449012 I'd fuck her mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:58:06 2015 No.14449039 >>14449034 >Day 10,911 >Not even a Matango

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:59:55 2015 No.14449042 File: 1.29 MB, 1082x1518, 1438558613089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449035 Damn, I've often wondered what program you used for these.

>>	Upscales Sat Dec 5 22:00:35 2015 No.14449046 >>14449042 http://waifu2x.udp.jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:01:20 2015 No.14449051 >>14449046 Pff, I completely forgot that site existed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:01:21 2015 No.14449052 >>14449025 >>14449020 Aw shit. I'm sorry, I'm drunk and I forgot the /jp/ etiquette. Forgive me anons

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:03:43 2015 No.14449058 >>14449052 Sober up then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:04:51 2015 No.14449060 File: 1.35 MB, 1284x1133, Dinovaldo-chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A Dinovaldo girl courtesy of /v/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:05:35 2015 No.14449062 >>14449060 I saw that. Pretty nice stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:05:54 2015 No.14449065 >>14449058 Okay :^(

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:06:19 2015 No.14449067

>>14449012
>>14449012
>>14449036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgkxSkF7QOU

>Begone, Temptress! Your kind is not made for this world!

>It was not my own powers which brought about my resurrection. It was lust, lust of that man. And is justice not defined by the mighty?

>Such a selfish claim! My love for him is purely platonic, and I only wish to come together with him, and go forward!

>Ah, but you also bear burgeoning desires within you that force you to submit to your monstrous creeds, yes?

>Mere lust is not what controls Father! It is also love, and righteousness!

>Preposterous. Which of our claims is more just? I shall give you the answer, along with only the cold embrace of your Otou-san body pillow!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:07:55 2015 No.14449074 File: 200 KB, 1000x1000, cOPgjpa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you guys are nerds

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:08:20 2015 No.14449075 >>14449074 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:08:31 2015 No.14449076 >>14449042 >A Golem will never cosplay as Nu for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:08:51 2015 No.14449077 >>14449012 >You'll never fuck a Dhampir until she stops being a Dadcon and starts being a (You)con

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:08:55 2015 No.14449078 File: 307 KB, 976x1028, 1439429129171.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449067 >I shall give you the answer, along with only the cold embrace of your Otou-san body pillow! Cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:08:58 2015 No.14449079 File: 151 KB, 887x1271, 1423081910824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's got a list, she's checkin' it twice. To find out who's been naughty or nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:09:37 2015 No.14449081 >>14449074 thank you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:09:56 2015 No.14449082 >>14449074 yeah and?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:09:57 2015 No.14449084 >>14449077 Not all Dhampirs are dadcons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:10:01 2015 No.14449085 >>14449074 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDYN1hYPbZs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:10:14 2015 No.14449087 >>14449074 You're a bigger nerd, you fucking nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:10:59 2015 No.14449088 >>14449074 I'm flattered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:11:30 2015 No.14449089 >>14449020 I don't gave a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:13:44 2015 No.14449094 File: 176 KB, 611x721, mofucoreattack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For your crimes, you are sentenced to one day of hard labor in the mofucore pit May god have mercy on your soul

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:16:10 2015 No.14449098 >>14449074 At least we're not faggots like you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:16:21 2015 No.14449100 >>14449094 Hey, you think you got it bad? Buddy of mine was sent to the Wock pit for a week Third degree burns on 95% of his body

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:16:29 2015 No.14449101 >>14449020 >your waifus are such wonderful influences on your lives Yeah. I get to sit here and waste my life fantasizing over an impossibility.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:17:01 2015 No.14449103 >>14449094 They're probably easily throwable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:18:54 2015 No.14449108 >>14449103 You might get barbs in your fingers though. Then you'll have mofucore venom coursing through your veins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:20:19 2015 No.14449112 File: 927 KB, 1119x1600, Truth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449084 >>14449077 You do not want to go down this road. Or maybe...?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:20:23 2015 No.14449113 >>14449108 Hold the tail by the center then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:21:38 2015 No.14449114 Would the undead like death metal? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkKO9LHGP7Q

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:21:47 2015 No.14449115 >>14449112 That picture has nothing to do with Damphirs, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:22:03 2015 No.14449116 File: 13 KB, 392x301, ss+(2015-09-18+at+10.28.42).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449113 But anon, what about the other several dozen mofucores?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:22:53 2015 No.14449119 >>14449114 Lesser Undead might.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:23:55 2015 No.14449122 >>14449116 The boot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:25:35 2015 No.14449128 File: 72 KB, 590x403, MCEN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449115 Oh no? >>14449077 If someone tries to fuck my daughterus, they're getting alped. My daughterus belong to me. TO ME!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:27:06 2015 No.14449133 >>14449128 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:27:38 2015 No.14449138 >>14449074 Hey, you're alive

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:29:17 2015 No.14449144 >>14449138 That's an imgur filename, so I'm not so sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:30:09 2015 No.14449147 >>14449144 Hm hm, you do bring up a point

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:32:23 2015 No.14449153 File: 382 KB, 800x1000, vytkej1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] taildocking is lewd

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:32:44 2015 No.14449154 >>14449128 Males yanderes a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:34:00 2015 No.14449157 >>14449153 Nigga you trying to start shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:34:00 2015 No.14449158 >>14449153 >two 3DPD-tier cunts having a go at it Like poetry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:35:16 2015 No.14449165 >>14449154 >yandere Not quite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:36:39 2015 No.14449169 >>14449157 duh

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:37:05 2015 No.14449170 >>14449153 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:38:10 2015 No.14449173 File: 398 KB, 1748x2080, 49540835_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ctrl + f drama >ctrl + f shitpost >no results :^( >ctrl + f yurifag >ctrl + f fuck off >results :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:38:53 2015 No.14449176 >>14449153 I wonder if one can cumflate a manticore through their tail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:39:26 2015 No.14449178 File: 220 KB, 1000x893, 1447042842916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mountain Liongirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:40:39 2015 No.14449181 >>14449173 Go away you faglord.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:41:48 2015 No.14449183 >>14449181 My memes are better than your stupid anti-/u/ memes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:42:35 2015 No.14449185 Which monstergirl would kill for me when ordered?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:42:36 2015 No.14449184 >>14449183 Yes but do you have a detachable magnet penis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:43:23 2015 No.14449186 >>14449185 Kunoichi and Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:44:34 2015 No.14449189 >>14449183 Just what is your malfunction? >thread for waifus >GUYS! LESBIANS! Leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:46:04 2015 No.14449192 >>14449153 uncensored version?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:47:27 2015 No.14449194 >>14449185 >kill

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:47:41 2015 No.14449195 File: 299 KB, 369x868, 1444556769716.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would your waifu be good at tf2?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:48:24 2015 No.14449196 >>14449185 Wisp. ...oh wait, you said kill 'for' me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:48:46 2015 No.14449197 >>14449185 None of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:48:55 2015 No.14449199 >>14449194 Yes, kill, Your hugbox is not my hugbox small man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:49:10 2015 No.14449200 >>14449189 >what is my malfunction >3rd reich LGBT rights opposition >lesbians can't be waifus >me having anything to do with your drama lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:49:45 2015 No.14449202 >>14449195 >tf2 I would divorce her if she played that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:49:59 2015 No.14449204 >>14449195 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:50:13 2015 No.14449207 File: 169 KB, 700x593, 1440382695369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449195 I suck at videojuegos, so I can't answer that for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:50:46 2015 No.14449210 >>14449199 You edge can never cut through this hugbox

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:51:24 2015 No.14449211 >>14449200 >3rd reich >entire board dedicated to the subject matter you like >no fuck you guys I'm staying right here because this place doesn't cater to me and I cant stand that Uh huh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:51:29 2015 No.14449212 >>14449195 She'll probably just play the medic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:51:43 2015 No.14449214 File: 39 KB, 599x361, 1445739204965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449199

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:51:54 2015 No.14449215 >>14449199 >small i wish >your waifu will never /ss/ you >you will always be tall kill me

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:52:50 2015 No.14449217 >>14449210 Your opinion is meaningless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:53:07 2015 No.14449220 >>14449211 >LGBT monstergirls in /lgbt/ This idea is beyond help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:53:18 2015 No.14449223 >>14449217 that makes two

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:54:16 2015 No.14449225 >>14449214 >Organ donor I died

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:54:40 2015 No.14449227 >>14449217 Our opinions mean nothing in this world of monster girl overlords, which I for one welcome

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:54:46 2015 No.14449228 >>14449178 >Riddle Cats Truly we're living in a shit world where they get no stories.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:55:12 2015 No.14449230 >>14449211 Stop responding to him you half-fried donut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:55:19 2015 No.14449231 >>14449214 >hurr edgy Here's the secret, I like "edge" as you call it, so trying to shame me or whatever that's supposed to be, in not a deterrent. That word has lost all effect from overuse anyhow, get new memes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:55:33 2015 No.14449233 >>14449189 >thread for monstergirls >except if they kiss >then somehow it's not Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:56:16 2015 No.14449235 >>14449230 >he's not the one harassing me

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:57:07 2015 No.14449236 >>14449223 Nope, not going to bite, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:57:17 2015 No.14449240 >>14449228 >You will never walk in on your Sphinx daughteru cuddling her Riddler dakimura she bought in secret.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:57:37 2015 No.14449244 File: 222 KB, 500x686, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:57:38 2015 No.14449243 File: 108 KB, 500x500, 2ab553f8a49af2d6afa758ced95bcf123771ac08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449233 >fuck off jackpot

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:58:10 2015 No.14449246 >>14449189 Next time you can put "waifu thread" in the OP so that people don't get confused.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:58:26 2015 No.14449247 >>14449231 You're welcome to like whatever you want. However, people are going to take issue when you flaunt it like a cheap whore. That shit isn't welcome.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:58:49 2015 No.14449249 Can't you faggots see he's trying to get the thread deleted again

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:58:56 2015 No.14449251 >>14449233 He's not the one out of place /u/shitter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:59:08 2015 No.14449252 >>14449074 Oh hey, you're back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:59:26 2015 No.14449255 >>14449244 >>14449248 Sir, I don't like this...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 22:59:42 2015 No.14449256 File: 67 KB, 500x250, 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:00:02 2015 No.14449258 >>14449249 So we can try to get him "Removed". You know what to do anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:00:03 2015 No.14449259 File: 42 KB, 576x432, 1443585193672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449249 This gonna be a long weekend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:00:24 2015 No.14449260 I want to take the alps to the fallout shelter. It's the name we gave our pad where we all play a heavily modded fallout new vegas

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:00:44 2015 No.14449261 File: 23 KB, 501x203, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449255 >>14449256

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:00:52 2015 No.14449262

>>14449247
>this shit isn't welcome
Bitch please, I remember when these threads started, mindbreak and slavery were the shit and no one complained. Then somewhere along the line we got invaded y a bunch of thin skinned pussies and now it's vanilla or die. Well fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:00:55 2015 No.14449263 >>14449256 Don't worry, hun. Monster are much better looking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:02:25 2015 No.14449266 >>14449240 >You will never have your Sphinx motheru aggressively nurse you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:02:44 2015 No.14449267 I see nothing has changed in my absence. Except, did I see new drawfags in the last two threads?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:03:15 2015 No.14449268 >>14449266 That's pretty depressing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:03:19 2015 No.14449269 >>14449256 Nah bitch, you just ugly as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:03:32 2015 No.14449272 >>14449267 Depends, how long have you been gone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:04:02 2015 No.14449274 >>14449267 There are a few new guys, yeah. Still, this is probably the first time shit's come up in a while, actually. Like for two weeks if I'm not wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:04:24 2015 No.14449276 >>14449262 >were the shit >Invaded Damn kids and their lack of edgy fetishes. Back in my day we didn't get off to anything less than three corrupted priestesses and a dark ritualistic raping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:04:59 2015 No.14449277 >>14449272 I left about two weeks after cu sith came out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:05:06 2015 No.14449278 File: 294 KB, 1200x1000, 1449022330177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449267 Monorus is hardly new, though there is the fellow that drew pic-related.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:05:23 2015 No.14449280 File: 513 KB, 964x555, 248809db407868da3d0174af333c1282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449256 >>14449261 Thank you for that anon. tfw no gargoyle waifu that can make my day better

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:06:07 2015 No.14449282 >>14449277 Same old shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:06:55 2015 No.14449286 >>14449261 These wold be the same women complaining about monstergirls taking away men if the were real.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:07:28 2015 No.14449288 >>14449256 >>14449261 So true... Someday we'll get the monstergirls phenomena there pham.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:07:48 2015 No.14449291 >>14449240 >Riddler Dakimura As infuriating as he is in Arkham Knight, I approve.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:07:49 2015 No.14449290 >>14449286 It would in fact be hard for human women to compete against a species engineered for the whole purpose of giving sexual pleasure to men.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:09:19 2015 No.14449297 >yfw women start whoring it up...more, in order to catch a man, because magic vaginas are nothing to scoff at

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:09:29 2015 No.14449298 >>14449290 I think that would depend on whether the men felt emotionally gratified. If not, I think most men would continue to gravitate towards something more "loving."

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:11:09 2015 No.14449302 We need to pass more monster girl control Think of the shotas

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:11:18 2015 No.14449303 >>14449290 Exactly. Unless they were willing to step up their game the would have some serious competition. >>14449297 Or they could cream and cry to get monstergirls' rights taken away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:11:59 2015 No.14449306 W-what happened to last thread? I looked away for like half an hour and its gone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:12:13 2015 No.14449309 >>14449297 >Poon-tang ain't nothing to t' fuck with

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:12:38 2015 No.14449313 >>14449298 >I think most men would continue to gravitate towards something more "loving." Spoken like a true pendejo romancefag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:13:52 2015 No.14449317 File: 2.15 MB, 720x404, 1449342066287.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449302 They get waifus in their laifu earlier than usual, so I guess it checks out in the end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:14:03 2015 No.14449319 >>14449306 It's gone Tim, just forget it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:14:33 2015 No.14449320 File: 24 KB, 308x302, 1446931250070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449313

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:15:28 2015 No.14449324 >>14449303 >We need more women's rights >Also, say no to monstergirls' rights That sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:15:52 2015 No.14449327 >>14449303 >Or they could cream and cry to get monstergirls' rights taken away. Wouldn't stop me from going after my monster waifu, so I don't really give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:16:44 2015 No.14449332 Thick Cuddly Mantises

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:16:48 2015 No.14449334 File: 19 KB, 235x253, 1436371452608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449302 >Think of the shotas I think monstergirls already do enough of that

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:17:11 2015 No.14449336 >>14449332 Mantisi?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:17:55 2015 No.14449339 >>14449332 >Thick >Mantis No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:18:06 2015 No.14449341 >>14449336 Manti

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:18:52 2015 No.14449343 >>14449341 Manatee?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:19:34 2015 No.14449345 >>14449343 Well, depending on the size you could call her that.

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:19:51 2015 No.14449346

>>14449320
If you think most men aren't going to go for the semen vaccums that will never get old, will never not be in the mood, are YOUsexual, will keep you yoing and strong etc, you're either a fool raised on disneyshit or retarded. Call it bait all you like, it's a fact people go for the most suitable partner, all this, "it's what's on the inside that counts" bullshit is what got you here in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:20:17 2015 No.14449347 >>14449343 Damn cosplayers soiling the mermaid name. They're as bad as the Dolphins and their rape caves

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:21:14 2015 No.14449352 >>14449327 But then people would treat as a a traitor, willing to throw away many centuries of pure human breeding for some seductive inhuman whore. Your waifu would be treated with caution or open disgust, and our daughteru would be bullied in school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:21:58 2015 No.14449353 >>14449244 >>14449248 >>14449256 >tumblr legbeards are MGs Not on my watch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:22:55 2015 No.14449354 File: 96 KB, 800x557, 1449211111722.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449346 Take a chill pill man.

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:23:19 2015 No.14449355

>>14449334
Who drew that? Because that art style does things to me.
This is some /d/ tier thing though isn't it?

>>14449346
I'd like to be in love with my waifu, but that doesn't mean we can't have rough sex.
Emotional gratification and romance are high on my list of fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:24:09 2015 No.14449359 >>14449346 But normal people would find them gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:24:56 2015 No.14449362 >>14449354 Stop talking shit and I might consider it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:25:53 2015 No.14449363 >>14449359 That's a shame since monster girls would only go after them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:26:13 2015 No.14449365 >>14449359 Bruh, people in the real world are fucking cows, horses, orangutans, and men with mutilated penises, I think SOMEONE will see the appeal of monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:26:51 2015 No.14449367 >>14449362 I don't think people having different views from you on the subject of romance are "talking shit".

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:27:14 2015 No.14449369

>>14449352
Being treated like a traitor, really isn't a problem for me. My friends and co-workers know me well enough they wouldn't give a shit, and I don't really give a fuck about everyone else.

As for my waifu, I guess she'd have a hard time but at least I'd always be there for her. But daughteru being bullied in school is a legitimate problem I can't do much about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:28:56 2015 No.14449372 >>14449365 >men with mutilated penises ;-; no one asked me if it was ok to cut off a part of my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:28:58 2015 No.14449373 >>14449367 What is this your first day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:30:21 2015 No.14449378 >>14449363 Oh look it's depression anon, I didn't miss you at all.

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:31:11 2015 No.14449380

>>14449365
But all those things aren't normal. Sure, there would be people willing to fuck MG, but for must normal people to pick them over human women would take some doing

>>14449369
It would be a problem, unless you could send her to a private monstergirl school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:33:08 2015 No.14449384 >>14449380 >for must normal people to pick them over human women would take some doing Do you know any men at all? The only monstergirls I see having trouble being accepted are the more demony types, for obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:35:05 2015 No.14449389 >>14449372 I for one, am glad that smegma isn't a thing. Now, you want to talk about REAL penis mutilation, then we can talk about the people who pierce their dicks. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SHOVE SHARP METAL INTO YOUR DICK ON PURPOSE?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:35:16 2015 No.14449390 >>14449384 That's what we've been saying. Men want more than "sin and depravity." You can't possibly not have noticed that the most popular MGs are either cuddly and loving in their profile, or thread-cannon has rewritten them as so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:35:20 2015 No.14449391 >>14449380 Alternatively if she had an older brother, but then that opens up a whole host of other problems.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:35:22 2015 No.14449392 >>14449355 Artist is Hirame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:36:02 2015 No.14449393 File: 416 KB, 900x960, 1436585808444.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449332 I prefer big-tittied musclegirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:36:37 2015 No.14449394 >>14449355 He draws /d/ stuff too and he's damn good at it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:37:00 2015 No.14449395 >>14449389 >>14449372 I meant transsexuals. We can stop now. Please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:37:38 2015 No.14449397 File: 180 KB, 1166x1173, oni stronk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449389 I like to think I could've been trusted with cleaning my own dick. >>14449393 like this? >>14449395 Sorry anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:38:06 2015 No.14449399 >>14449393 A /fit/ big tittied mantis would be good too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:38:59 2015 No.14449400 >>14449397 >like this? I wish that artist would draw Yuugi's hips wider, but yes.

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:39:05 2015 No.14449401

>>14449352
>willing to throw away many centuries of pure human breeding
>many centuries of pure human breeding
>addressing to dull procreation of a species that hasn't even been self-aware for the most part of the ride like it's rocket science combined with Beethoven's sonata
Waving your /pol/ wiener a tad too much there m8.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:40:06 2015 No.14449403 >>14449384 But they're radical different from the norm, which puts them at a disadvantage. Not to mention there would be plenty of people conspiring against them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:42:57 2015 No.14449407 File: 411 KB, 1354x1558, yuugi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449400 the smile is what makes me diamonds that and the muscles

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:44:52 2015 No.14449411

>>14449390
What we're having here, is a failure to communicate.
> the most popular MGs are either cuddly and loving
Men don't care much for personality if what they're looking for is a fuck.

Now, let's say everyone was as learned about MGs as we, any man looking to settle down will go for the waifumatic 9000 that will grant all the aforementioned boons, it's just will happen. Sure, some men will still opt for human wives out of tradition but it's no big leap.

Now, let's say "normal" people are out of the loop. Sure, when MGs first become a thing there will be suspicion and distrust, until they start integrating and people see all the good things they can do. And again, of course there will be people who will still hate them, but, it's like the fountain of youth, you see the lenhgte people go to hold on to their glory days, well imagine having that, with a vagina, ready and willing for you at all times.

You are blind. BLIND AND I HATE YOU!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:45:00 2015 No.14449412 File: 828 KB, 3641x2611, 7a892fa31e20e1599e4ae661768a8e99.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449407 I like how this guy managed to turn death stars into cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:46:07 2015 No.14449415 >>14449256 do these people literally not understand what "ugly" is? Do they not understand some people are attractive and others aren't therefore they might not be attractive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:46:26 2015 No.14449417 >>14449407 I want to be stuffed into that sweater.

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:47:36 2015 No.14449419

>>14449390
>You can't possibly not have noticed that the most popular MGs are either cuddly and loving in their profile, or thread-cannon has rewritten them as so.
I believe part of that is because anything out of the cuddly list usually gets shout at with the force of a thousand autism clinics around here.

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:48:07 2015 No.14449420

>>14449403
>conspiring
Like who, der jews? Implying there wouldn't be monstergirl popstars within a year of the merger. I hear you, I do, but you're acting like mankind will have a unanimous agreement on the matter, some will like, some will hate, some will be indifferent, and some will do something else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:49:15 2015 No.14449421 >>14449415 They legitimately don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:50:17 2015 No.14449423 >>14449419 Or it's because KC is a shit-tier writer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:50:48 2015 No.14449424 >>14449415 Hoo boy do I have a treat for you. http://imgur.com/tyTXuzq

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:51:24 2015 No.14449425

>>14449411
>if what they're looking for is a fuck
Sure. If all they're looking for is a good fuck them MGs are the obvious best choice. But that's a very critical assumption.

As I said, no matter how good the sex is, most men won't pair with an MG unless theres something more to it then sex. MGs would be reduced to nothing but whores and concubines and men would continue marrying human women for emotional fulfillment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:51:59 2015 No.14449426 >>14449420 >Die Juden Obviously, and also those filthy communist scum too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:52:00 2015 No.14449427 >>14449420 Feminists, hate groups, people who want the world's power balance to stay the way it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:52:51 2015 No.14449428 >>14449419 >of a thousand autism clinics >three guys who stand against them I'm not the crazy one, everyone else is!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:53:15 2015 No.14449430 >>14449412 >that >Death Star >Death Stars >plural

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:53:38 2015 No.14449431 File: 233 KB, 589x684, 0938ecbf4f4a57492c80b6d6c2c0132bb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to pork a sword.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:53:50 2015 No.14449433 >>14449424 >similar to original sin Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:55:07 2015 No.14449438 >>14449430 Yes, death stars. The man drew more than one of them as a KanColle-esque mecha musume girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:55:45 2015 No.14449441 >>14449430 I'm not sure how to tell you this, but there were two of them.

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:55:48 2015 No.14449442

>>14449425
>most men won't pair with an MG unless there's something more to it than sex
ANON, I saw a guy, break two of his fingers, just for the chance to fuck this girl he wanted, stop downplaying the dick and a male sexual drive. You act as if love came first in today's world. But you're wrong and you know it, isn't that why you're here, talking about devoted, pure, loving loyal monsterwomen? Because there aren't any in the real world? God you piss me off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:55:50 2015 No.14449443 >>14449423 Who could even argue against that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:55:55 2015 No.14449444 >>14449424 >Genius >This person identifies themselves as a genius Oh lordie.

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:56:28 2015 No.14449446 [DELETED]

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>>14449424
>Because I'm an amazing fucking person
>"You should find me attractive because I'm a nice girl! Fuck you!"
All the cheshire pics in the world, and not one of them is accurate enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:56:33 2015 No.14449447 >>14449438 Anon, that's a Star Destroyer, not a Death Star. The Death Star is a ball shaped space station. And yes, some people have made mecha musume versions of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:57:15 2015 No.14449449 >>14449430 >>14449438 Scratch that, you're right I'm retarded. He drew Star DESTROYERS as cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:58:06 2015 No.14449451 File: 122 KB, 405x383, mucus pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449446 How about this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:58:07 2015 No.14449452 >>14449424 I wonder how MGs would react reading things like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:58:31 2015 No.14449455 >>14449424 >That whole thing. Jesus christ, does she not see the irony in what she's saying? She's literally a female version of a fedora tipping "Nice Guy"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:59:04 2015 No.14449457 >>14449431 Isn't sounding a little too /d/ for here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 23:59:07 2015 No.14449458 >>14449452 Like >>14449451 and >>14449446 and then showing their men so they ca laugh together

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:00:13 2015 No.14449460
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>>14449452
At times like this, I wish I had commissioned art of a Pharaoh doing a noblewoman's laugh.
Straight up 90s anime artstyle of Pharaoh laughing like a noblewoman.
Maybe that would accurately convey the proper feeling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:00:17 2015 No.14449461 >>14449457 No?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:00:26 2015 No.14449464 >>14449457 Did you misquote?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:01:41 2015 No.14449466 >>14449457 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:01:53 2015 No.14449467 >>14449457 Yes it is. But I don't see what that guy's post has to do with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:03:10 2015 No.14449472 >>14449457 >>14449461 Wait a minute, my post had nothing to do with sounding. Where did you get that from anyways?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:03:23 2015 No.14449473

>>14449423
Not really in that regard, he usually adds only enough dark stuff to his 'grim' profiles so that fetishists for evil girls can be satisfied, yet others don't feel their sex land or family fantasy threatened thanks to it being only one secluded species.
There are also hints essentially deconstructing even that undertones - like Mindflayers not just never abusing their mind-control skills outside of finding a guy, but also helping couples with roleplay, and so on.

It's Western fanbases that tend to turn it into warhammeralooza.

>>14449428
It's the volume, not numbers. I'm no psychic and have no idea how many of them there are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:03:27 2015 No.14449474 >>14449457 Dark Matter bombs for all of them

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:03:53 2015 No.14449476 >>14449472 I'm guessing he was trying to joke about the whole "Pork a sword" thing. It seems to have fallen flat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:05:08 2015 No.14449479 >>14449473 I guess you're right. People love their suffering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:06:13 2015 No.14449483 >>14449473 >warhammerlooza kek, western has nothing to do with it, real life shows you that if it can be, it must be taken, thinking superstrong rapehappy monster women will respect boundaries is fuckin stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:06:39 2015 No.14449485 >>14449433 >>14449444 >>14449446 >>14449452 >>14449455 Are you all incapable of understanding that it's probably a troll post?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:07:49 2015 No.14449490 >>14449476 Why do people try to be funny here? It's an anonymous board, you aren't going to be known and liked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:07:54 2015 No.14449491 >>14449485 But anon...I'm really not sure it is. Since I've seen video clips. Of actual crazy people. Actually screaming shit like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:07:58 2015 No.14449492 >>14449479 I still don't understand the ongoing fascination with the whole dark and edgy thing. What's the appeal?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:08:21 2015 No.14449494 >>14449485 Considering Tumblr also believe the idea the Mozart was black, I think it's reasonable that this could be real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:08:22 2015 No.14449495 >>14449485 Oh poor, sweet, innocent anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:09:16 2015 No.14449496 >>14449485 I think you give people way too much credit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:10:16 2015 No.14449499 >>14449473 >never abusing their mind-control skills outside of finding a guy I get what you're trying to say, and you're right, but that was a poor example.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:10:29 2015 No.14449500 >>14449492 I don't know, maybe everyone like that struggles with maturity so they're obsessed with 'mature' themes? Just a guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:11:11 2015 No.14449503 >>14449491 >>14449494 Those are Extremists then

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:12:02 2015 No.14449504 >>14449452 Laugh and then corrupt them into the cock addicts they wish they were.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:13:03 2015 No.14449510 >Mass deleting IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:13:06 2015 No.14449511 >>14449492 There was a fantastic post from a guy explaining it, but I didn't think to copy it. It boiled down to two things: an interesting setting, and a genuinely getting off to really dark things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:15:21 2015 No.14449518 >>14449510 Wake me up inside.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:15:48 2015 No.14449522 >>14449490 >Not making jokes for the sake of making jokes It's like you hate fun.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:16:00 2015 No.14449523

>>14448814
She's so cute. I would watch whatever show that is with her, then snuggle with her on the bed and grind against her until she's begging me to fuck her. Why must I live without a memcat friend who creates sexual tension with every word and glance?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:16:40 2015 No.14449526 >>14449500 >'mature' themes As I get older I enjoy these less and less. Everyone raves about GoT tv and I'm waiting for the mindless brutality to end.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:17:03 2015 No.14449527 File: 522 KB, 810x1200, 274_apsalus_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you be willing to learn capoeira from an Apsara nee-san?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:17:42 2015 No.14449529 >>14449527 sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:18:43 2015 No.14449534 >>14449527 >-san Into the bin it goes

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:18:51 2015 No.14449536 File: 251 KB, 750x541, 1443754282079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449527 Damn straight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:19:47 2015 No.14449540 >>14449527 Willing, yeah. Physically, that's gonna be an issue. Damn knee...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:20:27 2015 No.14449544 >>14449527 I dunno, would you be willing to learn jeet kun do from a hermit jiang shi?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:21:19 2015 No.14449551
File: 50 KB, 598x651, Big book of great dicking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

how soon do they teach sex ed in MGC?
is it multiple course's?
if so, does it start early and go all the way till they graduate high school?
maybe it would continue till they go to college?
is there a college that teaches nothing but sex in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:21:19 2015 No.14449553 >>14449534 What's wrong with it? Nee-chan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:21:48 2015 No.14449557 >>14449485 Lad... I'd show you just how serious these people are but I just got warned so..., man, guess we really tumblr nao

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:23:17 2015 No.14449562 >>14449551 it's a major course up until after high school. MGs after that should be more than ready.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:23:39 2015 No.14449564 >>14449551 I'm not sure, but my daughterus are getting homeschooled for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:23:52 2015 No.14449566 >>14449522 And yet they fall flat often because this isn't the appropriate venue for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:24:09 2015 No.14449568 File: 376 KB, 981x1100, tenga egg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449551 They don't have to, the girls already know from a young age.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:25:01 2015 No.14449572 >>14449553 If anything addressed me or itself with an honorific, I'd laugh in its face and walk away. >>14449557 Enjoy the hugbox. We've won

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:26:03 2015 No.14449577 > Mass deletes for having an opinion on the internet I mean sure because it's off topic, but deleting it seems kinda extreme... Well there's always infinity!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:29:05 2015 No.14449589 >>14449572 What a silly reason to bew upset.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:29:30 2015 No.14449592 >>14449527 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHhlaspXVgo

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:31:04 2015 No.14449597 File: 23 KB, 270x613, 1443585865430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, how about them Zombies?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:32:28 2015 No.14449606 >>14449597 if it's cold, dead, and/or can't bear children, what's the fucking point?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:33:26 2015 No.14449610 File: 215 KB, 781x780, 1447609279124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, the new janitors seem really in the ball I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:33:27 2015 No.14449611 >>14449589 Hey, I was complaining about the honorific thing, but thanks for deleting it, I made a typo anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:34:01 2015 No.14449613 >>14449597 Cute cuddle bugs, although that one seems to have run afoul of the dairy guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:35:12 2015 No.14449615 >>14449597 Too big, I like them fit so we can play outside.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:36:02 2015 No.14449619 File: 1.43 MB, 1800x2000, 1447098587595.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Anons, stop thinking wrong things. Just sit back, we'll fix you."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:38:09 2015 No.14449628 >>14449619 Finally!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:38:11 2015 No.14449629 >>14449619 >jumps out the window and becomes street pizza No one will ever fuck my mind!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:38:23 2015 No.14449630 >>14449619 I wonder if it's possible to drive away a Mindflayer by constantly having to have your mind rewritten... Having a defective mind sucks...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:38:31 2015 No.14449631 >>14449619 As much as I'd like to like mindflayers, I'd never be able to trust one. Zero chance of ever being close to one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:39:50 2015 No.14449635 >>14449619 Please fix my brain problems.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:40:10 2015 No.14449638 >>14449629 But what if she put those thoughts in your mind so she can doctor you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:41:17 2015 No.14449644 >>14449619 I don't like the way you phrase that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:42:09 2015 No.14449649 >>14449619 Freedom of thought is constitutionally protected right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:42:43 2015 No.14449650 >>14449597 Ballbuster pls go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:43:24 2015 No.14449653 >>14449606 >cold Can do without, though I suppose she'd be handy for summer >can't bear children WINNER!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:44:36 2015 No.14449656 >>14449638 No one will fuck with my mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:44:54 2015 No.14449657 >>14449650 Is she one of Jin's girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:45:04 2015 No.14449658 File: 105 KB, 777x999, 796658f04046511a7faa947a4b0e7acb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449650 I like how soft Space-Jin draws his girls. I just don't like the things he draws them doing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:45:57 2015 No.14449662 >>14449631 Yeah I'd be too paranoid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:48:50 2015 No.14449671 >>14449658 >>14449650 Is there such a thing as cuntbusting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:49:51 2015 No.14449677 Guys guys! What if, guys her me out. What if, Guys listen. What if you use 2 hands to headpat a kikimora?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:50:56 2015 No.14449680 File: 30 KB, 428x376, WAT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449677

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:51:00 2015 No.14449681 >>14449677 You'd be able to double-up on the backs of those floppy ears of theirs then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:51:27 2015 No.14449683 File: 438 KB, 900x772, Maximum Over-Kiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449677 You could try, but you'll risk overcharging.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:53:17 2015 No.14449690 >>14449658 Exactly. I'm almost certain that theres a rule where the better an artist is, the more grotesque the fetish they have is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:54:22 2015 No.14449692 >>14449677 I like the way you think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:55:19 2015 No.14449695 What is cutest thing you can imagine your waifu doing/you and your waifu doing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:55:57 2015 No.14449697 >>14449690 This is so true it hurts. It's gotten to the point where I'm starting to think artistic ability is actually a mental illness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:56:03 2015 No.14449698 >>14449695 being real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:57:13 2015 No.14449703 >>14449695 Pillow talk. >>14449698 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:58:35 2015 No.14449708 File: 68 KB, 667x960, tfw friends.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449698 Why do you have to hurt my like that family?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:58:59 2015 No.14449710 >>14449697 For all I know, it could very well be. I love Jin's girls but, like you said, some of this stuff hurts me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:02:11 2015 No.14449720 >>14449695 Talking sweet nothings while hugging me from behind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:02:49 2015 No.14449723 File: 148 KB, 1271x357, 1446933740235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449695 Oh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:04:21 2015 No.14449726 >>14449695 Snuggling together near a warm fire. Me wondering to myself if I truly deserve someone like her, only for her to shift closer to me and say "Yes, you do."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:05:25 2015 No.14449733 >>14449723 Your kind is not wanted here >>>/monster/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:11:03 2015 No.14449753 >>14449733 Nah. The greentext is rather hamfisted and trite, but the ones over there are doubly, even triply so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:12:27 2015 No.14449755 >>14449695 chuffing, cuddling and hugging

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:12:35 2015 No.14449756 >>14449733 >posting screenshot taken on another board is A CRIME Ministry of Love pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:13:52 2015 No.14449759 >>14449755 I want to wake up with a loli jinko nuzzling into my chest as she chuffs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:14:11 2015 No.14449761 >>14449756 what would a mamono minilov be like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:15:07 2015 No.14449766 >>14449753 >>14449756 He has a point, writings, art, and writefags that go over there really should stay over there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:15:50 2015 No.14449767 File: 688 KB, 1052x831, 1447218055403-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:16:07 2015 No.14449770 >>14449766 But it was written here. And it's monstergirl content. There is no reason for it to go "over there".

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:16:36 2015 No.14449773 >>14449766 Is that you, Bromont-hater?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:17:08 2015 No.14449774 >>14449770 Oh, it wasn't written here. Never mind. Well, who really cares. Only weenies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:17:58 2015 No.14449776 >>14449753 See the thing that says violated hero? That means the screenshot was taken there. That's a /monster/ post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:20:06 2015 No.14449781 >>14449776 I see. What of it?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:20:10 2015 No.14449782

>>14449761
An aging anubis with steely gray hair/fur and glasses dictating what is and is not allowed.

>No harems! only monogomy!
>That includes bigamy too!
>No, I don't care that you had a doppleganger potion misfunction after your waifu drank it, you can only be married to one.
>Furthermore you-...Hold on...
>Oh crap!
>We'll discuss this later, I need to stop a man from getting together with his daughter after she proposed and his wife passed on.
>Set dammit, next thing you know people will be doing human/human marriages.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:20:36 2015 No.14449783 >>14449017 "scion" means "descendant of a notable family."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:21:59 2015 No.14449787 >>14449783 Scion is also gender neutral.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:23:03 2015 No.14449792

Your favorite monster girl has a crush on a guy. He clearly likes her back and she can tell he needs a waifu in his life.She sneaks into his house to surprise him!

Oh.

Wow, they really have it rough! One of their parents is a criminal? I guess that's not so bad.

O-oh.Their extended family too? All criminals, pedophiles, or sociopaths? T-that's...

They barely have any money? They live in a huge house! How many lies are these people living? Why is he smiling like that when he isn't happy?

He didn't do anything wrong! He shouldn't be debasing himself with a huge apology like that! That's too far even for the Japanese. He needs to leave!

...Identity theft and false police reports? They wouldn't do that. No family would.

How does she rectify the situation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:23:59 2015 No.14449795 >>14449781 >It couldn't be from there, stuff from there is three times worse Don't get all bitchy just because you got called out for being wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:26:59 2015 No.14449800 >>14449492 I'm vanilla as fuck but I also enjoy the occasional MAXIMUM EDGEMODE as long is it doesn't seem like it's trying too hard or taking itself too seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:27:42 2015 No.14449801 >>14449800 But that's almost all of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:28:01 2015 No.14449802 >>14449792 ...what?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:29:18 2015 No.14449808

>>14449795
I called myself out for being wrong. Note the timestamp on >>14449774.

Maybe it's just the quantity, and having a whole board which makes the quality of greentexts in general decline over there. Or maybe they're of a fine quality, and being here has just warped my perceptions. Thinking about it, that's actually quite likely.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:29:53 2015 No.14449810

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread, just remember to train your daughteru so she can grow up big and strong as she ages.
Your mini jinko daughteru will never evolve into her taller, stronger form with muscles and a couple scars from her training.
She'll never still be a headpat hungry girl despite now being a full fut taller than you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:30:56 2015 No.14449811 >>14449773 I was just thinking that

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:31:10 2015 No.14449812 http://imgur.com/a/jOf6p >First page, panel five >"Poof!" Huh. So I guess they do teleport. Looks like I was wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:32:00 2015 No.14449816 >>14449812 Was there ever any doubt?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:32:06 2015 No.14449817 >>14449756 Anyone have that furry post with a /monster/ filename?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:33:13 2015 No.14449822 >>14449801 Yeah, I know. It's sad. I think Southpark of all things actually use to nail it when it comes to edgy content, back when it was good. Like the made you eat your parents episode.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:34:09 2015 No.14449825 >>14449802 A girl has a crush on the guy. The guy's homelife is extremely awful. What does she do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:34:32 2015 No.14449826 File: 1.93 MB, 1462x2000, Anubis Massage [Houtengeki] (NR-M 2x).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much butt should anubutt have? Is this too much butt?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:34:40 2015 No.14449827 >>14449812 Yeah, why would you think they don't?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:36:27 2015 No.14449835 >>14449826 That's an appropriate amount of butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:36:55 2015 No.14449838 >>14449826 >too much butt No such thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:37:07 2015 No.14449840 >>14449822 I think Postal II does it well. You can chop off limbs and light crowds of bystanders on fire, but it doesn't take itself seriously at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:37:57 2015 No.14449843 >>14449826 If it's only too much if it gets to the point where she can't ))<>((

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:38:19 2015 No.14449845

>>14449800
I think a lot of the sunshine crown confuse edgy with realistic. The devil is in the details of the description really. It's usually easiest to just set a rating on the violence and content minus sex in your mind when you're writing something. PG-13 action and adventure is about as far as you can go without some people screaming edgy. And that's not bad. You can have people dying and such. You just don't go into in gruesome details.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:38:31 2015 No.14449847 >>14449826 Can always go bigger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:39:17 2015 No.14449850 File: 711 KB, 966x1400, 1448042886607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] well im bored. Time for FILTH

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:40:42 2015 No.14449853 File: 213 KB, 694x541, 4N97nii2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449850 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:42:00 2015 No.14449856 >>14449838 >No such thing. Oh naive one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:42:37 2015 No.14449858 >>14449845 That's mostly what it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:44:01 2015 No.14449861 >>14449850 part 2 never

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:46:53 2015 No.14449869

>>14449845
Here's the thing about edge: it's only edge when the work in question takes itself seriously in terms of the violence being portrayed.

Ow The Edge? That game took itself seriously, therefore was edgy.
The Elf Who Lied to Me? That anime took itself seriously, therefore was edgy.
Yummy Nicky? Edgy.

X show that doesn't take its plot seriously that I cant remember because I'm blanking? Not edgy, it's black humor.

That's how I see it, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:46:56 2015 No.14449870 File: 609 KB, 1280x1856, 1405374431572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You've all remembered to barricade your homes properly right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:48:00 2015 No.14449872 File: 1.06 MB, 1600x1200, Anubutt (NR-M 2x).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449835 >>14449838 >>14449843 >>14449847 I have an additional helping of round and palmable scheduledog butt This shall fill your anubutt quota for today

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:49:28 2015 No.14449879 File: 67 KB, 1532x387, gf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449817 This one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:51:26 2015 No.14449884 >>14449879 >trusting a women with your secrets/fetishes Rookie mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:52:41 2015 No.14449888 >>14449884 >Not at least saying "You first." Indeed. Rookie mistake.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:53:53 2015 No.14449890

>>14449869
No. That means anything where bad things happen and they take themselves seriously is edgy. And that's simply not true.

Edge is more that it serves no purpose except as shock value or the narrative exists solely as a vehicle for the gratuitous darkness, like Sin City.

Comedy is just comedy, and can be in good or poor taste depending on how things are played.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:54:25 2015 No.14449893 >>14449888 >ever revealing your power level Tragic last stand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:56:23 2015 No.14449900 >>14449890 >serves no purpose except as shock value or the narrative exists solely as a vehicle for the gratuitous darkness Exactly this

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 01:59:02 2015 No.14449915 >>14449890 Yeah, that sounds right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:02:44 2015 No.14449932 >>14449893 That's why you say "You first." You get her to say it, and then get on the conversation from there, never getting back to the topic of what your fetish is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:04:50 2015 No.14449941 >>14449932 talking to 3D EVER

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:05:09 2015 No.14449944 >>14449825 Save him and heal him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:05:31 2015 No.14449946 >>14449932 >never getting back to the topic dishonorable opponent

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:08:16 2015 No.14449950
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>>14449946
Listen, if the objective is as >>14449884 implies, you gotta do what you gotta do.
It's about weighing your options.
Lose just a little bit of honor? Or acquire mass amounts of shame?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:08:25 2015 No.14449951 >>14449946 Winning is all that matters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:10:43 2015 No.14449959 >>14448860 Kiss her, tell her I love her regardless, tease her as I cum inside, that I'm actually a little happy she turned. Spending so long repressed and angry isn't healthy, and I' glad she can now be honest with herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:15:13 2015 No.14449978 File: 5 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449951 Not all games are winnable. I prefer to make sure I'm not the only one that loses.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:17:18 2015 No.14449986 >>14449978 If you're the one who loses the least, you're a winner in my book.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:22:09 2015 No.14450006

>>14449884
I once had a friend that told his girlfriend he was into loli and /ss/

Dumbass is lucky she never called the police when she finally stopped crying.

I also thought it was weird he admitted it to me even though i'm into it too. Some of that shit needs to stay buried.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:25:29 2015 No.14450021

>>14449884
You just gotta layer them properly. Everyone should have a list almost as long as their arm by the time they're an adult. Bury the strangest ones deepest. And it doesn't hurt to toss out your anti-fetishes too.

>Don't like grown ass women acting like little girls with pigtails and lolipops. Even girls that age are trying to act more mature than that.
>Don't like nurse play or doctor play. Uniforms are fucking hot but saying "let me take your temperature you bad boy" just makes me roll my eyes
>Love tough women and spitfires, but hate being demeaned. Love some affirmation too. "It would please me greatly if you would kiss my feet. That's my good boy." will get you what you want. "Lick my toes you scum" is asking to get your ear twisted like a delinquent
>Hornrim glasses suck. Not glasses in general, but those 1960's librarian abominations are professional boner slayers

And you can go on and on. She can ask you ten times and still not dig deep enough to hit monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:29:31 2015 No.14450026 >>14450021 Monstergirls are pretty shallow in my list There's a lot I've got hidden below them

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:33:15 2015 No.14450032 Maid pussy is objectively superior, you cannot deny this.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:33:54 2015 No.14450034

>>14450026
They're not too hard to explain away either if you're not a klutz "Oh yeah, monsters. You know, like elves, sexy witches and stuff. There's a reason those skimpy halloween costumes sell so well, right babe?" The dumbass probably started off with catgirls or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:38:22 2015 No.14450047 >>14450034 Even cat girls are pretty common. Dumbass probably didn't even go for basic examples, but tried some context-lacking explanation that could be confused with furries.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:43:55 2015 No.14450059

>>14450006
There are fetishes that you can share with a girl.
Domination of any kind, Bondage, maybe even monstergirls if you approach it carefully.
But there are some fetishes you keep locked away in a little vault at the back of your mind FOREVER.
Did she dump him? I'd be surprised if she didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:53:10 2015 No.14450077 >>14450059 You say "You first", and based on the level of her deviancy, reply in turn. Not hard, geeze.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 02:56:06 2015 No.14450085 >>14450077 get out of here with your common sense

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:00:11 2015 No.14450099 >>14450077 B-but what if she won't say until you go first? What of you get into a standoff?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:02:06 2015 No.14450107 >>14450099 Your first answer then is, >"My fetish is X sized tits." >"Now it's your turn."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:02:21 2015 No.14450108 >>14450099 You first standoffs should devolve into pokes, which devolve into tickle fights.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:02:21 2015 No.14450109 >>14450099 Then bitch out, and never know how fucked up her mind is. Act all shy and go, "I-I guess I have a thing for asses."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:02:30 2015 No.14450110 File: 128 KB, 422x500, gibs me da bloodsacrifices oniichan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Power level time! Who most powerful MG? >pic related

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:03:43 2015 No.14450113

>>14450099
Then you test the waters with something you think is kind of borderline, see how she responds.
If positive, wait for her reply, and push a bit more if you feel prepared to. If negative, leave it at that, get her reply, and then let the matter drop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:05:30 2015 No.14450122 File: 126 KB, 410x600, Kunoichi_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450110 Ninjas are always the most powerful. They can dual-wield and have high evade.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:11:24 2015 No.14450136 File: 1.64 MB, 716x2640, 1447455681184.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to japan soon, can I pick one of these things up for a wife while I'm over there, lads?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:13:55 2015 No.14450145 File: 201 KB, 803x1200, 1448953573442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450122 That's stupid. If you minmax a jinko you get the perfect killing machine and can't be disarmed!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:15:29 2015 No.14450148 >>14450099 >I like __ hair >I like tall/short girls >I like muscles/skinny girls >this >>14450107 How fucking far are you down the rabbit hole that you have nothing hilariously vanilla you can throw out in a panic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:16:59 2015 No.14450154 >>14450148 >Uh, I like handholding! That's how you wind up single.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:19:59 2015 No.14450164 File: 1.28 MB, 1100x1320, gazer cute outfity.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450145 Wife is the perfect sorcerer. 11x simultaneous spellcasting + hypnotism + passive barrier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:27:16 2015 No.14450185 >>14450164 All of which are moot given an antimagic zone. The moral of the story, kids, is "Never put all your eggs in one basket."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:28:08 2015 No.14450189 Did anyone take screenshots of the host choose your own adventure thing a while back? I wanted to take another look.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:30:06 2015 No.14450192 >>14450185 That's why you always cast from range and try to lead your target, never follow, and if you do have to follow, try to be unpredictable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:34:21 2015 No.14450202 File: 163 KB, 538x645, gazer pixel wife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Observe pixel wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:39:30 2015 No.14450217 >>14450122 I could take her

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:46:36 2015 No.14450233 I want a gazer to gaze at my dick with all her eyes! I want her to comment that even with all her eyes she's having a hard time seeing it! I want her to laugh at my tiny penis!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:51:59 2015 No.14450243 >>14450233 Just pay the damn spider anon. It's just $5.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:53:14 2015 No.14450245 File: 435 KB, 698x900, 37212385.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450136 As fun as Kitsunes seem, I like my beastmen to have big furry paws.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 03:59:05 2015 No.14450257 >>14449826 Perspective is making that ass look fine but I might ask for more if I saw it from a different angle.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:05:12 2015 No.14450267
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Ero
Species: Ogre
A type of Oni that had become part of folklore in the western countries. They are rather tall compared to humans, around 2~3 times or so. "Even though her body is so huge, she's still very delicate it seems!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:09:00 2015 No.14450279 File: 312 KB, 945x873, Improved Spider Dom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450233 >>14450243 is right anon, just pay the fucking spider and stop posting that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:09:21 2015 No.14450282 >>14450217 I think you'd have more success just stripping down and getting comfy on the bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:10:07 2015 No.14450285 >>14450267 >She's literally named "Ero". Her parents must have hated her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:15:47 2015 No.14450292 >>14450285 I just like how it says that she's very delicate and dainty, but she still has huge metal spikes on her shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:22:40 2015 No.14450299 >>14450267 Delicate but big and mean looking? Fucking GoAT juxtaposition.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:23:51 2015 No.14450300 File: 185 KB, 617x800, 1446932727165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450279 I want to whip out my dick in front of a Paladin POW to rape her and just have her look at me with pity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:28:32 2015 No.14450310 >>14450300 There is a micropeen joke in there somewhere...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:31:38 2015 No.14450318 >>14450282 Oh my

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:35:16 2015 No.14450328 >>14450318 Oh yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:37:02 2015 No.14450332 >>14450328 W-will she at least be gentle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:40:50 2015 No.14450336 >>14450279 I'm a little scared to ask, but what is "book lung"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:41:34 2015 No.14450339 File: 390 KB, 1000x1100, 1449386700411.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:41:45 2015 No.14450340 >>14450336 Spiders don't breath through their mouths. Do a little imagining what that means in a lewd way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:41:49 2015 No.14450341 >>14450332 First she'll start off by giving you a first hand look at silk knot-tying. Then she'll tenderly love the fuck out of you, followed by cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:41:51 2015 No.14450342 >>14450267 So she's basically a more monstrous looking Tio?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:42:05 2015 No.14450343 >>14450339 yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:42:52 2015 No.14450344 >>14450340 Hate to be a harem protagonist here, but I really don't follow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:43:13 2015 No.14450345 >>14450341 Will there be marriage?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:44:38 2015 No.14450347 >>14450339 >more MG's in wedding dresses Yes. Always yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:44:43 2015 No.14450348 >>14450342 Yeah, wasn't Tio already an ogre? What is she supposed to be then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:45:58 2015 No.14450351 >>14450344 Neverending. Blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:48:28 2015 No.14450355 >>14450351 Ah. And here I was thinking only the undead could boast that ability.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:48:50 2015 No.14450357 >>14450345 Anon, she didn't drag you all the way to her village for a one night stand. Do try to make a good impression when she shows you off to her family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:52:02 2015 No.14450360 >>14450357 Oh gosh What if I'm not a good husband though? And what if I'm not a good dad either?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:56:32 2015 No.14450368 >>14450360 Anon, she chose you out of everyone she could've "assassinated". She's gotta see something in you.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:59:49 2015 No.14450374

>>14450360
>being a dad at all
This is my only issue with monstergirls. The whole oversexed thing is fine, the way they'd find our society oppressive and creepy whilst having a fucked up civilization based on sex is fine, their hedonism is fine.

But they're all meant to want kids, and I really, really don't want that at all. I doubt my waifu would be happy about that, and when was the last time a monstergirl let her husband wear a condom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:02:28 2015 No.14450379 >>14449695 Singing love songs together Is your waifu a good singer anons? What song(s) do you and your waifu sing together?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:03:09 2015 No.14450381 >>14450374 Come on kids are fun You get to spoil them and raise them to know what's fun in the world

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:11:30 2015 No.14450384 >>14450381 They take over your life and are annoying, then they grow up to ignore everything you say and hate you. I know this thread has some insane obsession with daughterus, but that shit isn't for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:13:21 2015 No.14450387 File: 128 KB, 237x218, 1448234760725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >there are seriously losers ITT that don't want to be dads, let alone a little MG's dad

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:13:39 2015 No.14450388 >>14450384 Don't worry the chemicals in your brain will take over and fix you Baby brain takes over all

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:17:01 2015 No.14450393 >>14450387 >not wanting a kid makes you a loser You're in the monstergirl thread. We're all losers here, but calling me one for not wanting kids is retarded. >>14450388 I'm in my late 20's man, never felt the need.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:17:32 2015 No.14450398 >>14450387 The world doesn't need any more ugly autistic kids with health problems, thanks. I'd rather be the most based uncle in the universe. The kind that lives on a mountain and teaches you kung fu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:18:07 2015 No.14450401 >>14450393 >We're all losers here What matters is the degree

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:19:33 2015 No.14450406 >>14450393 I'm a winner

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:21:28 2015 No.14450412 >>14450384 I agree with you and in all likelihood wouldn't want a kid myself, but you're applying 3d rules to a 2d setting. Here the daughterus are supposed to be cute and well behaved. >>14450398 my nigga

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:22:36 2015 No.14450414 >>14450401 You're actually being serious aren't you? Are you a middle aged housewife or something?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:24:57 2015 No.14450415

>>14450398
Also, this.

>>14450412
I wouldn't even want 2D kids. Everything aside, if all monstergirls want kids and the world is destined to become some monstergirl filled civilization, overpopulation is going to become a problem on levels our reality can't even comprehend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:30:52 2015 No.14450429 >>14450387 >wanting to pass on my genetics No, anon, because I'm not a selfish fuckwit, unlike you. The world doesn't need more of us. I'll take my undead waifu and find a qt orphan grill to care for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:32:59 2015 No.14450432 >>14450429 It's probably for the best that you're a dead end, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:34:07 2015 No.14450435 >>14450432 It is. You should be too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:34:15 2015 No.14450436 Who is your waifu/daughteru's favorite 2hu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:34:35 2015 No.14450438 >>14450432 It would be best if you were too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:37:34 2015 No.14450447 >>14450436 Agreed we need to change the subject or else a shitstorm will brew An Oni would like the Oni's right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:38:40 2015 No.14450449 >>14450447 I guess it would depend on the oni's personality

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:40:16 2015 No.14450456 File: 177 KB, 1124x1024, will delete.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450387 Blini monstergirl when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:41:39 2015 No.14450458 File: 843 KB, 1248x1320, 1446931161484.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450449 >nerdy fujo Oni >complains about stereotypical depictions of Onis

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:43:20 2015 No.14450461 File: 329 KB, 500x600, 1404176404987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450458 An Oni that doesn't drink? That's crazy talk! I would bully her if she didn't have super strength.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:43:39 2015 No.14450462 >>14450456 I like this picture. Pancakes remind me of flat chests, and that reminds me of flat monstergirls. I want to BULLY ALL of the FLAT monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:45:43 2015 No.14450466 >>14450461 I wish to cuddle an Oni

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:46:27 2015 No.14450468 >>14450461 You should bully her anyway. There's no way a fujo like her would fight you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:48:21 2015 No.14450471 File: 1.75 MB, 640x360, a_weapon_to_surpass_metal_gear_.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post Robutts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:50:01 2015 No.14450477 >>14450471 >Muh robot rape

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:50:42 2015 No.14450480 File: 467 KB, 1327x1147, 1449397327217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who hype here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:51:36 2015 No.14450481 >>14450480 that anime is shit go back to /a/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:52:09 2015 No.14450482 >>14450480 Tits too big, hips too big, face too adult

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:52:33 2015 No.14450483 >>14450471 >build a cool looking couple of robots >make them do that like some whores I mad. This is like humanity building an actual Terminator then making it work as a waiter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:53:55 2015 No.14450486 >>14450483 I don't think you know what a terminator is, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:53:59 2015 No.14450487 >>14450482 Your taste is too shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:54:17 2015 No.14450490 >>14450481 It looks better than your favourite anime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:55:27 2015 No.14450491 >>14450486 A badass killer robot skeleton. What the fuck do you think one is?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:57:05 2015 No.14450493 >>14450491 A machine designed to literally genocide humanity. Did you learn nothing watching that movie? We can make robots, but we sure as hell shouldn't make Terminators, or SKYNET for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:58:33 2015 No.14450497 File: 192 KB, 482x877, 1447882850517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450462 "B-Bullying poor, innocent "flat-chested" girls... how reprehensible... please refrain from any further behavior like that."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:58:39 2015 No.14450498 >>14450491 That's classified, anon. I just want you to keep in mind that Terminators have feelings too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:59:18 2015 No.14450500 File: 103 KB, 640x640, 1410882286286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450493 >A machine designed to literally genocide humanity. By enticing us to spill all our seed in vain?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 05:59:39 2015 No.14450501 >>14450462 I want to bully a flat wyvern. She doesn't even have hands to cover her shamefully small chest!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:00:14 2015 No.14450503 >>14450497 I WANT TO POKE THOSE PEACHES THEN POKE THEM MORE WHEN SHE PROTESTS

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:01:44 2015 No.14450506

>>14450493
No, we really should build killer robots. But we should keep them under control somehow.

Most experts in the field of AI research agree that a real AI wouldn't do a skynet, at best it would try and take over as a benevolent dictator and attempt to make humans happy so we wouldn't try to kill it (essentially the MGE Demon Lord, but with more computing power and less boobs) and at worst it would ignore us entirely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:03:31 2015 No.14450508 >>14450497 I'd even bully girls with medium breasts and glasses. I'd bully them hard as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:04:19 2015 No.14450512 >>14450480 Is that another monogatari series? Because it looks like another monogatari series.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:05:06 2015 No.14450513 File: 89 KB, 600x599, robotthatscreams.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450506 >No, we really should build killer robots.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:05:15 2015 No.14450515
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>>14450500
>I'm designed to destroy enemy humans
>they keep making me wear stupid clothing with no armour value at all
>one engineer keeps attempting to mate with me
>even though I cannot feel lust
>even though I cannot feel pleasure
>even though it's biologically impossible
>and besides, he STUCK IT IN THE WRONG HOLE

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:09:18 2015 No.14450520 >>14450497 What are you, my mom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:09:28 2015 No.14450521 >>14450506 People like you are why we can't have nice things anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:09:35 2015 No.14450522 File: 253 KB, 1200x1697, 1427573662177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450515 I for one would gladly become the doting husbando of a Terminator to keep her distracted from killing all humans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:11:37 2015 No.14450529 >>14450497 I want to playfully bite a kikimora's ears against her will.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:12:10 2015 No.14450530 http://i.imgur.com/6fdSLIF.jpg Zap Weasel got more lewd art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:13:58 2015 No.14450534 >>14450530 Ah! It's sensitive!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:15:40 2015 No.14450536 >>14450522 >Anon? >Why is the barrel of my forearm gun filled with semen again? >Did you assault me while I was reloading again? >Now I have to wash myself all day again. >Why do you always have to do this then I have business in the morning?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:16:08 2015 No.14450537 I want to go ferret legging with a loli Raijuu!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:18:30 2015 No.14450540 File: 512 KB, 1280x720, vlcsnap-250575.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Robots girls a cute! CUTE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H8S4ITNbW8&ab_channel=ItaVermont

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:24:32 2015 No.14450546 >>14450540 That fucking Aphex Twin musix is NOT helping that already nighmarish video

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:25:47 2015 No.14450547 >>14450521 How so? I just dream of a future where we can actually have cool robots. Who knows, maybe the tech can be put to civilian use and you could have your very own animu style robot catgirl maido?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:27:41 2015 No.14450553 File: 76 KB, 1280x720, 1349464693095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450540 Shinkis are lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:28:57 2015 No.14450554 >>14450553 Finally, a waifu for the tiny dick guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:31:17 2015 No.14450559 >>14450547 most likely there'll be a "robot's rights" movement pushed by SJWs and likewise there'll probably never be sex robots because of them too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:32:51 2015 No.14450562 File: 140 KB, 677x927, 851f7e007f3d087cdf30eb689cfdb947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450553 Pet the tiny battlemeido.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:34:20 2015 No.14450564

>>14450559
By the time the tech rolls out the movement will have either revealed itself to be yet another mistake that everyone ignores or will have won, but will also have changed to the point where modern SJWs wouldn't really recognize it, like feminism.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:34:31 2015 No.14450566 >>14450553 >tfw finally caved in and bought a Shinki >tfw got addicted to them And I used to find their joints off-putting

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:38:23 2015 No.14450575 >>14450566 I wanted the Strarf from the anime back when it aired and they were at least $250 with all the parts, I'm scared to look up how much they are now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:39:46 2015 No.14450578 >>14450575 I hear they had a limited issue of the main girls as a BD extra, it might not even be much more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:41:28 2015 No.14450583 >>14450575 There's Strarf Mk.2 Full arms (the one from anime) for 12k Yen on Jungle right now

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:44:59 2015 No.14450586 >>14450578 >buy all the BD's and you get to buy the toys we're advertising Nice business plan there Konami, I would've bought just the toys if they were for sale separately.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:47:46 2015 No.14450592
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>>14450578
>>14450583
Please don't tempt me, I already have Christmas stuff for my family to blow money on.

Everyone look at the nice Wight and think of things less depressing than money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:48:36 2015 No.14450593 >>14450578 >>14450586 Strarf and Arnval Mk.2 were sold exclusively in a twin pack with a Battle Masters game, Altines and Altlene were sold as usual.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:49:25 2015 No.14450596 >>14450592 >tfw you will never be an ara-ara wight's boytoy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:49:45 2015 No.14450598 >>14450592 but I want to look at a kiki instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:52:56 2015 No.14450606 File: 33 KB, 631x846, 1428911047634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450592 I've spent all my buyfag money on Shinkis and I don't regret it

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:54:49 2015 No.14450612

>>14450458
I would lovingly fuck her and talk about how silly fringe theories are. I would learn to cook her favorite foods and make them for her if she promised to protect my smile. I would admit that I had a crush on Yuugi and take responsibility when she cosplays as her. I would fuck her all night when she says she's going to prove that Blue Oni are better the next day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:54:57 2015 No.14450613 >>14450606 I've spent an equal amount on Shinks and academic publications.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:57:49 2015 No.14450684 >>14450506 you say that but next thing you know the thing feels a hatred that even if engraved on each nanoangstrom of its hundreds of millions of miles of circuits it wouldnt equal to one billionth of the hatred it feels for us

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:02:40 2015 No.14450698 >>14450684 It's gonna CBT us like hell...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:19:02 2015 No.14450741 >>14449260 But why do you want them there? Do you want them to give your place a woman's touch?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:20:49 2015 No.14450744 Someone draw an Alp with the Finngolian flag painted on them getting whipped by a Krampus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:22:03 2015 No.14450747 File: 402 KB, 1315x1701, Classic BattleTech.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450698 You bet it will.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:24:46 2015 No.14450748 >>14450744 Screw that. What I want to know is if Black Pete is a chocolate elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:27:33 2015 No.14450754 >>14450748 There's no Black Pete anymore, dass rayciss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:28:13 2015 No.14450758 >>14450339 i would

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:28:38 2015 No.14450760 >>14448861 I can't fap to this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:30:09 2015 No.14450762 File: 386 KB, 626x1200, Mindflayer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So I just read Brave New World for the first time and realized it's what we all want. Should I be alarmed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:35:42 2015 No.14450767 >>14450762 >Brave New World >What we want No anon. We do not want a world with no love where everyone just gets high and has orgies after work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:40:16 2015 No.14450772 >>14450762 >we I want a cuddlehound or wightfu and either everything to stay the same, or me to be a mage or paladin in a fantasy world. Brave New World in no way describes that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:40:44 2015 No.14450776 >>14450767 Mamono Mana is soma. We value happiness above all else. There are differences, but the similarities are striking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:41:45 2015 No.14450778 >>14450772 Compare MGE with it though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:43:11 2015 No.14450781 >>14450776 I don't like Mamono mana though It's a cheap plot device

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:43:17 2015 No.14450782 >>14450776 >implying we like mamanobama It's literally the first thing chucked out of most writefag's stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:44:13 2015 No.14450784 I want to hug and kiss an elf and tell her she's pretty. A vanilla elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:46:38 2015 No.14450791 File: 409 KB, 1067x720, 1392223637428.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450784

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:48:22 2015 No.14450794 >>14450778 There are similarities with MGE, yeah, but that's not what we all want. I doubt more than a handful of anons actually want MGE as is. Most of us have headcanons for a reason. We like some of it but don't like all of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:49:21 2015 No.14450798 >>14450794 Fine, then let me rephrase my original statement. "This is what KC wants, should I be worried?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:49:40 2015 No.14450799 >>14450791 Wait a sec, this isn't a vanilla elf, it's a Finnish rape elf! Help!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:51:06 2015 No.14450801 >>14450798 Have you not realized that before now? You didn't get the hint when Deruella is supposed to be a good guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:51:23 2015 No.14450802 >>14450799 Today is their independence day. Help her celebrate. Take them pants right off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:52:24 2015 No.14450805 >>14450801 I'd never read the book before, how could I have realized it before? No bully pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:52:34 2015 No.14450808 >>14450798 Oh. Okay then. >should I be worried? For the future of Japan, maybe. I'll assume he isn't the only one there thinking like that. I don't see how it could effect you personally, though. Unless you plan to move there or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:53:43 2015 No.14450812 >>14450808 Japan concerns me greatly, they provide me with more entertainment than anyone else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:54:12 2015 No.14450813 >>14450805 It's okay, Anon. It's not a very good book anyways. 9/10, it was ok - IGN

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:54:20 2015 No.14450814 >>14450799 You fool! Didn't you pay attention to Mamono Identification and Survival 101 in college?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:55:07 2015 No.14450816 >>14450813 I liked it. Too much water though.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:55:13 2015 No.14450818

>>14450798
>This is what KC wants
>A world where the very concept of a husband and wife is taboo
>The guy who gets upset whenever he so much as glances NTR
>And writes a fantasy world where gorgeous monster women just want to jump your bones, have your babies and love you forever
Yeah, no, not really.

>>14450808
Japan as a whole is in danger because men are all "2D a best, who needs women?" and the women are all 3DPD golddiggers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:55:46 2015 No.14450819 >>14450808 >For the future of Japan Which is pretty much the future of all western nations at this point due to fast spreading of socialism and feminism

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:56:54 2015 No.14450821

>>14450812
Yeah, but they've already made all the original content they ever will. Everything else we'll ever get out of them will just be recycled old content. It started years ago. I'm sure google can come up with a program to replicated that by the time they implode.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:57:28 2015 No.14450823 >>14450819 Yeah. Japan's fine, in that regard anyway, but the West? Moving dangerously towards that Brave New World/1984 shtick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 07:59:02 2015 No.14450824 >>14450819 >socialism and feminism This is so stupid. I remember a time when feminism was still a good thing. And it still is, in the places where it hasn't spread. >>14450821 >made all the original content they ever will That's dumb too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:00:32 2015 No.14450828 File: 165 KB, 800x1116, 1429250100976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Girls and meat. Discuss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:01:59 2015 No.14450831 >>14450828 No thanks, I'm not a cannibal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:02:27 2015 No.14450834 >>14450831 You're not a humanitarian?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:02:45 2015 No.14450835 >>14450824 >I remember a time Modern feminism has nothing to do with the feminism from that time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:03:36 2015 No.14450837 >>14450835 Then why call it that and say feminism sucks when it doesn't have anything to do with this nonsense? It confuses old fools.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:03:50 2015 No.14450838 >>14450828 Manga Meat a n g a m e a t

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:06:16 2015 No.14450844

>>14450824
Originally, Feminism was about Equality. This was, and still is in parts of the world, because of how women were deprived of a significant number of rights and privileges.

Modern Western or "Third Wave" Feminism though? That's just a bunch of entitled, whiny, privileged bitches who try to blame every perceived slight against them on "Muh Patriarchy" and how the white man is getting them down.

The only point I've ever heard from them that makes any sort of sense is "Institutionalized Sexism", the idea that sexism is ingrained into us and our society, and influences us without our conscious thinking on it. It makes sense, given the long history...but of course, they just use it as an excuse to bitch at anyone who disagrees with them, never seeming to realize that it affects them just as much; and that the only way to overcome it is to actively try and do better to shrug off the shackles of history. Instead they just whine about how things should be handed to them, demanding things go their way, which of course just reinforces and perpetuates the stereotypes they claim to be offensive and problematic.

Why am I ranting at 6am in the morning?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:07:36 2015 No.14450848 Thread has gone to shit, discuss the kind of snowmen you'd build with your family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:08:35 2015 No.14450851 >>14450837 Because we have to because they get pissed and yell rape when we call them feminazis. The whole movement got hijacked by psychotic manhating bitches. But enough about that, they'll go extinct when the monstergirls come to save us. Right?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:08:59 2015 No.14450852

>>14450835
Not really. Even the suffragettes at the turn of the century were just as bad. Causes attract crazy radicals like garbage attracts flies.

>Dat time when they were trying to force prohibition when they forced the statewide public school curriculum of several states to tech that drinking alcohol caused spontaneous combustion
>And kept it on the books for over a decade

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:09:28 2015 No.14450854 File: 232 KB, 1902x1256, Anubis' Snow Sculpture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450848

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:10:32 2015 No.14450857 >>14450852 Ah Moral Guardians. They'll be the death of us all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:10:48 2015 No.14450859 >>14450848 I'd build Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon with them

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:11:12 2015 No.14450860 >>14450848 I'd build a sexy snow lady. Then I'd dose her in succubus juice, holst milk, and elf sweat. Then I'd dick her. Custom yukionna get

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:12:09 2015 No.14450863

>>14450819
This
I don't know why west is so obssesed with Japan's population
Western population looks better only because tons of migrants coming here everyday and niggers/muslims breeding like rabbits. If you exclude them birth rates in west would be the same or even worse than in Japan

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:13:14 2015 No.14450867 >>14450860 Reminds me of CoC.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:14:37 2015 No.14450870 File: 1.80 MB, 2277x3225, Pretty, isn't it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:16:30 2015 No.14450876 >>14450870 Will that bisect my dick if I buttfuck her?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:19:13 2015 No.14450883
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>>14450844
>Why am I ranting at 6am in the morning?
I don't know, but It's about that time here, too.
Too bad there's no stores open at the moment, because I could go for fish right about now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:19:16 2015 No.14450884 Building snowmen made of CUM

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:20:25 2015 No.14450888 >>14450883 >leaving your house >ever

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:24:17 2015 No.14450894 >>14450870 Go away kakihara

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:26:04 2015 No.14450901 File: 519 KB, 663x612, LetMeAskYouAboutYourWeiner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450888 Don't play that shit with me, bitch nigga, I'm hungry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:27:40 2015 No.14450906 File: 133 KB, 707x1000, 1392050488608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450901 Hungry for what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:28:47 2015 No.14450914 >>14450894 Meant for >>14450876

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:29:06 2015 No.14450916 Apophis playing a harp to soothe her husband's nerves, discuss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:31:57 2015 No.14450931 File: 19 KB, 369x336, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450906 Salmon. And you posting a picture of it is not helping.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:32:54 2015 No.14450932 >>14450916 >harp >not cello Fagette

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:34:00 2015 No.14450937 >>14450932 But I just think it makes for a pretty sight when a Grapesnake sensually moves her hands on some big, golden harp's strings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:49:01 2015 No.14450986 File: 72 KB, 480x640, three years young.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450931 I could give you some salmon, anon. It's a pity you don't live in Alaska.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:53:56 2015 No.14451004 >>14450986 Oh right, and I promised a comfy greentext in this thread, or rather the pruned one. So I'll work on that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:55:08 2015 No.14451027 >>14450986 HNNNGGGGG LOLI CHAAAAAAAN sit in my lap pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:55:16 2015 No.14451029 File: 308 KB, 800x800, 1421243376043.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this girl from something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:55:26 2015 No.14451031 >>14450592 That is a very, very nice wight. She looks classy and hot, just how they should. Is it a new image? I've never seen it before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:57:11 2015 No.14451038 >>14451029 That's a trap, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:57:41 2015 No.14451040 >>14450592 This girl needs something to rest her feet on. Or maybe someone. Someone warm. Like me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 08:58:15 2015 No.14451044 >>14451027 Do you want to babysit the loli Tanuki? You can play fun games and make her favorite meal and help her with her lessons. Just be careful, young monstergirls are ever so precocious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:02:00 2015 No.14451060 >>14451038 Pretty eyes though.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:04:31 2015 No.14451066

>>14450762
>current human society is a bit like 1984 - heavy surveillance, media constantly emphasizing new things to hate and fear, and power is the most important thing for the rulers
>monster society is a bit like Brave New World, everyone gets a happy but empty life, pleasure and hedonism are absolute, and are generally there to distract everyone from the actual issues, like the god awful social structure.
The former ends with the things we hate destroying us, and the latter ends with us being doomed by the things we love.

Basically, both models are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:05:21 2015 No.14451067 >>14451066 Speak for yourself, I'd take Brave New World any day.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:08:23 2015 No.14451070

>>14451066
Right, outside of the caste system in Brave New World where they intentionally retarded babies and how everyone zoned out on soma all the time, it was a really awesome society.
Playtime, vacations, and sex. The only character who didn't like it was a srsbns depressed man. I bet a good monstergirl could have fixed him right up.
I would take a monstergirl Brave New World any and every day, especially right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:10:54 2015 No.14451077 >>14451038 It just ain't right to draw a literal woman with boobs and call her a man. Fucking nips.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:11:14 2015 No.14451078 >>14451067 >>14451070 The people is this thread generally would seem to, and it horrifies me. The whole thing is generally as bad as 1984's world when you look at it.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:12:47 2015 No.14451084

>>14451070
>intentionally retarded babies
Which could be replaced entirely by robots since the things they were bred to do were simple enough to be done by literal retards.
>>14451078
I disagree. The people are happy, and the ones who just can't fit in are free to leave and go live in their own way if they really want to. It's in no way comparable to 1984.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:14:46 2015 No.14451094 >>14451084 >It's in no way comparable to 1984. I know several university lecturers who would be banging their heads on the table if they heard that one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:16:53 2015 No.14451102 File: 53 KB, 423x338, 1405342080527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451094 Okay. Thanks for explaining yourself instead of just being condescending.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:21:33 2015 No.14451119

>>14451094
What do you prefer then? Anarchy with limitless social mobility? Deep suffering in the name of meaningful purpose?
Go be a fucking paladin.
The fact of the matter is that a great majority of people in A Brave New World were quite happy a large majority of the time, even if their lives were ultimately very shallow. The standard of living for a ranking individual was solid and low-stress.
In 1984 the only people who had freedom were the low classes that didn't matter enough to ever wield political power, and in trade they lived in something like modern Palestine.
Monster girls of course offer something ever better. Genuine happiness if you cow to the purpose of melding your life with theirs. There wouldn't be hundreds of species if they didn't have enough variation to be living full lives.
Go marry a Tanuki and restructure society as you please.
This isn't comfy at all...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:23:06 2015 No.14451123 >>14451119 This is all my fault for bringing the damn book up in the first place. I'm sorry. Can't we all just get along and be friends?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:25:12 2015 No.14451127
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>>14451119
>this isn't comfy at all

I agree, and I'm aware I'm coming across as a pretentious little shit here, so lets talk about something fun.
Like Holsts and their massive...horns.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:34:02 2015 No.14451142 >Meet a Succubus >She's actually pretty nice >Start dating her and connecting with her >Fuck her >Date her some more >Fuck her and knock her up >Get married >Have the kid and live a nice life. >One day she tells you she's actually an Alp

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:34:53 2015 No.14451143 >>14451142 WHACK IT! WITH A STICK!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:35:06 2015 No.14451144 >>14451142 This matters not at all, since by that point she'd just be a greater Succubus, body and soul.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:35:43 2015 No.14451145 >>14451142 Abandon he/she/it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:39:08 2015 No.14451150 >>14451142 Murder suicide.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:41:29 2015 No.14451158
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>>14451142
There are so many things wrong with this story.
>it assumes I'd date a succubus
>it assumes I'd marry a succubus
>it assumes I'd have kids
>it assumes I wouldn't suspect any succubus of being an alp

That said, my headcanon based on the profile images is that horns pointing up = succubi and horns pointing forward = alp. So pic related is an alp in my mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:42:18 2015 No.14451160 >>14451158 If that's an Alp, I'll be her daddy-O.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:44:07 2015 No.14451167 >>14451150 I misread that as Mega suicide. It's like suicide, only it involves a car crash, an overdose, a plane crash, a bomb, self inflicted gunshot wound, marrying a mantango, a train crash, and stubbing your toe.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:44:24 2015 No.14451169
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You should take a look into Horse Pussy Kingdom anon, I hear they have Deer Girls too.

And your precious Unicorns.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:44:25 2015 No.14451168 >>14451158 What about the Lilim? They're the girliest of girls and they have forward horns.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:44:33 2015 No.14451170 >>14451158 Alp horns and wing nails point down. Kind of like saying, "I used to dangle"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:45:14 2015 No.14451171 File: 58 KB, 389x600, Alp Lilim, destroyer of heterosexuality.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451168 Alp Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:47:22 2015 No.14451173 >>14451168 They're in their own category though. >Succubi >Alps >Lilim All with their own little characteristics. >14451170 I forgot about that. I still stand by my headcanon that alp and succubi horns look different so there is a way to tell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:48:35 2015 No.14451177 I'd join the order to exclusively purge alps

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:50:19 2015 No.14451180 I'd alp so the order could exclusively purge me

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:51:38 2015 No.14451184 >>14451177 >>14451180 It's wuv, twue wuv!

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:53:10 2015 No.14451190

>>14451177
The Order have it all wrong about monstergirls, just like the thread has it all wrong about Paladins.

You don't purge the nice and peaceful ones, only the violent and rapey types. If the aggressive girls want a submissive man, fine, but he has to be willing.
Chasing around screaming Holsts and Yetis like a horror movie villain doesn't sit well with me, nor does it look good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:53:13 2015 No.14451191 I want to wake up in the middle of the night surrounded by devil bugs!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:53:41 2015 No.14451193 >>14451173 But it's not headcanon, alp to succubi monsterbits do look different, if you care to observe. Guess the " monstergirls can change their appareance" guys got to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:54:34 2015 No.14451197 >>14451191 They sneak up on you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:55:51 2015 No.14451204 >>14451173 Lilim are literally Arch Succubi

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:57:07 2015 No.14451213 Would you help a lost oni on her quest to find the milk of human kindness?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:57:23 2015 No.14451215 >>14451190 >violent or rapey Or shit ones, like alps and parasite slimes

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:57:33 2015 No.14451216

>>14451193
Looks like they did. It makes me feel sorry for Alps though, because everyone will see them coming and avoid them.
I'd imagine most Succubi rapists in civilized areas would turn out to be frustrated Alps, desperate for male attention after being rejected by everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:58:28 2015 No.14451220 >>14451213 I see no reason not to. Sounds deep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:58:32 2015 No.14451221 File: 1.58 MB, 1280x721, d449b2cf53a5c1533deaccdf0990ddb0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451158 The wing claws are the important part, plenty of succubi have horns facing forward

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:59:16 2015 No.14451227

>>14451177
>A dingy man in a hooded robe trudges heavily into the brightly light, gaily partying tavern.
>Laden with cold steel and colder resolve, his gaze forms a steely line under the hem.
>Walking to a table in the back, he sits, scanning the room for something.
>"What'll it be, hun?" winks the Succubus who prances up to him, ass and tail wiggling figures in the air.
>"Hmph."
>"Not very talkative, are we? Need something to loosen up? Or harden?" she quips with a giggle, very amused with herself.
>"No. Watchin'"
>"Well, alright then. Just speak up if you need help!" one last playful wiggle and a suggestive slap.
>Not her. The signs were wrong. That one was probably some good barmaid long before this cursed corruption. No, his quarry was more sinister.
>There, chatting up the man on the far end of the room. Horns down, chest too flat. There was his prey. He could smell the dick in their heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 09:59:39 2015 No.14451229 >>14451216 Well maybe they shouldn't have been fags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:01:11 2015 No.14451235 >>14451227 Go on...

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:01:19 2015 No.14451236

>>14451215
>NO, NO PLEASE! DON'T!
>You stand accused of being an Alp, and therefore being shit. The penalty is death. How do you plead?
>I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG! I'M BEGGING YOU, DON'T DO THIS!
>I find you guilty of being shit.
>NOOOOOO!
>Ugh, I think I got some of its shit blood on me. Bring out the next one!

No, I still find this objectionable. Mantangos and Parasite Slimes are evil by nature, but Alps are just unfortunates.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:02:54 2015 No.14451240 >>14451221 >succubi planning on stealing a child See, this is the kind of thing I'd have no problem smiting a monster over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:03:23 2015 No.14451244 >>14451236 You"re starting to sound like an alp. >nothing wrong Upsetting the natural order is not wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:04:12 2015 No.14451248 >>14451244 >natural order Alps are girls, you are a boy, it's only natural to make babies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:04:40 2015 No.14451251 >>14451244 The Demon Lord modifying monsters so they don't live only to rape and murder humans is not wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:04:51 2015 No.14451252 >>14451240 >steal You don't know Shamsiel do you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:04:56 2015 No.14451254 File: 2.48 MB, 1800x2250, qt doll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how 'bout them doll butts?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:04:57 2015 No.14451253 >>14451244 Bad monsters go straight on the sword. Monsters who behave themselves get to be citizens, even if it makes some of us uneasy. This should not be hard to understand, brother.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:05:33 2015 No.14451259 >>14451235 Um....suuuuure. I never know where to go with these things, so it gets weird fast...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:05:58 2015 No.14451260 >>14451252 Are you saying this monster has mitigating circumstances, citizen?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:06:06 2015 No.14451262 >>14451240 Yeah, she's not out to steal him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:06:54 2015 No.14451267 >>14451253 Your society is hollower than Crestfallen Warrior.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:07:09 2015 No.14451269 File: 3.27 MB, 480x288, bc2b7e32494e14287c81020ccde74bdd.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451240 She was just watching him grow up. She only approached him when he was an adult.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:07:31 2015 No.14451271 >>14451254 Are you going to dollpost in every thread now, until people will get fed up with it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:07:33 2015 No.14451272 >>14451248 >alps are girls Imma stop you right there. You're a faggot and alps have no right to exist. That is final.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:08:35 2015 No.14451279 >>14451272 Alps are girls, they're Monster Girls, by definition. You lose. Good day, sir.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:09:14 2015 No.14451281 >>14451260 She's a fuck you to death type. She's nice but most who lay with her will die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:09:21 2015 No.14451283 >>14451271 Why, do you not like dolls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:09:56 2015 No.14451287 >>14451267 >being reasonable is a bad thing Do we really need to chase down Holsts and Kikimoras as they beg for their lives? >>14451269 I've seen that OVA. She literally rapes men to death. This is a "Onto the sword it goes" case.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:10:20 2015 No.14451292 >>14451279 Nah, fuck you Tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:10:52 2015 No.14451295 >>14451283 I do like them, but if you are gonna turn that into another shit like mausposting, you'd better stop now

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:10:59 2015 No.14451296

I like to think that most Alps have a lot of trouble using their powers and thus never use them

>Get captured by a Succubus
>She uses her pheromones and other seduction powers on you
>Have endless sex with her

>Get captured by an Alp
>She awkwardly tries to seduce you with words and gestures
>After a while she gives up and asks if you want to eat pizza and play video games with her

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:10:59 2015 No.14451297 >>14451287 >She literally rapes men to death You wouldn't like going out due to paizuri from Shamsiel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:11:27 2015 No.14451299 >>14451292 But they've got an entry on the Monster Girl Encyclopedia. They're Monster Girls. They can't be anything other than girls. What is your problem? Are you gay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:11:37 2015 No.14451302 >>14451251 We're talking about men being men and women being women.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:12:28 2015 No.14451305 >>14451302 Didn't you hear about Andrea's spontaneous sex change?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:12:40 2015 No.14451306 >>14451299 >Are you gay? Asks the person trying to shill alps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:14:00 2015 No.14451313 File: 91 KB, 1023x1068, don't worry i'm a certified maus inspector.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451295 >mice I want to inhale their sweaty scent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:14:06 2015 No.14451314 File: 51 KB, 650x458, 1440986826112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Such a beautiful day >I hope there will be visitors today...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:14:31 2015 No.14451316 >>14451299 >now I'll pretend to be retarded! >hurr ur gay for not liking he/shes Predictable. >b-but they have an entry anon! So do cait and cu, doesn't make us furfags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:15:29 2015 No.14451319 >>14451297 If I were willing and suicidal, sure. But otherwise she murders people, so this is purge level shit. Nice monsters get dicks, bad ones get swords.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:15:54 2015 No.14451320 >>14451314 I'd totally visit her today. Thread went to shit because of angry people with hemorrhoids.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:16:30 2015 No.14451322 >>14451296 I'd be friends with an Alp, but if they try anything weird I'm out of there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:17:35 2015 No.14451323 >>14451319 Is it murder when a lion eats a gazelle to survive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:18:03 2015 No.14451325 >>14451295 >it's taken almost a year for people to notice how annoying that shit is Finally. I used to think I was the only one who found Nyanon's shit irritating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:18:34 2015 No.14451327 >>14451190 >just like the thread has it all wrong about Paladins Kek, say thanks to paladin roleplayers ensuring that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:18:44 2015 No.14451329 File: 192 KB, 600x600, 52617695_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451254 Slap it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:18:45 2015 No.14451330 >>14451240 But anon, monstergirls stalking their future husbandos since they're kids it's my fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:19:16 2015 No.14451334 >>14451143 What happens after you whack?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:19:17 2015 No.14451335 >>14451323 If an animal kills a human to eat, we still hunt down and destroy the animal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:19:28 2015 No.14451337 >>14451323 Stop false equivalencing Dio.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:20:09 2015 No.14451339 >>14451334 Nothing, really. We're married and have a kid. It's just that you're supposed to whack Alps with sticks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:20:18 2015 No.14451340 >>14451327 And to the writefags who enforce the bloodthirsty knight thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:21:33 2015 No.14451341 >>14451340 >the writefags who enforce the bloodthirsty knight thing Such as...?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:22:08 2015 No.14451343 >>14451335 This. Like that knigga never saw The Ghosts in the Darkness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:23:51 2015 No.14451350 >>14451335 Why not tranquilize it and move it elsewhere? You can't punish or take revenge on an animal. Real human bean would seek to preserve life without unnecessary bloodshed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:24:00 2015 No.14451352 >>14451337 She needs the semen to survive, would i not be immoral to deny a creature it's food source simply because you can't stand to have a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of your population removed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:25:30 2015 No.14451360 >>14451350 Oh, you're one of those. Giving an animal a taste for human flesh is not a good idea anon, it isn't about revenge, it's about saving your own people's lives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:26:31 2015 No.14451363 >>14451340 Yeah, might be. There aren't so many of them last I remember though and a piece of literature is naturally less caustic in that regard thanks to being easily ignorable and not reminding of itself every few hours, unlike shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:27:02 2015 No.14451365 I'm sick and can't sleep. Please recommend a way to simulate a monstergirl with one large comforter and one small blanket so I can fall asleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:27:23 2015 No.14451369 >>14451352 She's not a human, she isn't one of us, yet she sees us as food. As a human, I would exterminate her with extreme prejudice.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:28:08 2015 No.14451371

>>14451360
But if you remove it from the presence of humans and into a place where it may prey on other things, why not do so?
Because killing turns you on. Yeah that's right, I can see your murderboner.
>>14451365
Press pillow against wall, get snug there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:28:54 2015 No.14451374 Damn, I want to spank a monstergirl. I must really find a girlfriend. Or something to do in order to stop wanted to fuck everything that has an ass.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:29:06 2015 No.14451375

>>14451352
As I understand it, she's the type that steals life with a touch, it's beyond her control. That said, I'm not going to let her kill me or mine because the way her existence works. Would you let a lunger cough on you cause they can't help it? Stop being so fucking retarded, it's not funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:29:37 2015 No.14451376 File: 1.03 MB, 1920x1200, 1396386704708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >grimderpfags talking about killing monster girls Fantastic. Fuck all of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:29:48 2015 No.14451377 >>14451339 Do you at least kiss her where you hit her and explain this before making up?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:30:39 2015 No.14451379 >>14451377 Well duh, I'm not a jerk. It's just something you do, you know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:30:59 2015 No.14451381 >>14451365 Wrap the blanket around some pillows and pretend you're spooning something.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:31:29 2015 No.14451383

>>14451340
I can only remember four stories.
One was ages ago, but fits your description.
One was a comedy that just stopped being updated
One was another comedy, but the guy wasn't really a threadcanon paladin because he didn't harm a single monster
One is an ongoing story where the guy is only killing the shittier monsters, despite hating them all for reasons that haven't been revealed yet But I can guess: his mother was monsterized when he was a kid and the changes in her personality horrified him to the core.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:32:01 2015 No.14451384 >>14451375 Coughing is not the same as deriving vital sustenance, I think you are being quite retarded here anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:32:25 2015 No.14451386 >>14451376 School's tomorrow, maybe we'll get a break then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:32:35 2015 No.14451387 >>14451383 The last one is Lanternon, yes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:32:52 2015 No.14451391 >>14451371 I'm going to try this. Thank you! >>14451381 My pillows aren't big enough to be a Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:33:27 2015 No.14451392 >>14451376 I only kill Chaotic Evil who literally can not be changed. and abominations that melt/absorb people

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:33:53 2015 No.14451394 >>14451391 Could you settle for a wendigo then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:34:44 2015 No.14451398 >>14451392 No, fuck you. You're shitting up the thread with your grimderp fantasies. Nobody wants to hear them. Stop it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:35:08 2015 No.14451400 >>14451384 >being willfully stupid to the end K fuck you then

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:35:27 2015 No.14451402

>>14451371
>Yeah that's right, I can see your murderboner.
You're just playing dumb now.
We've always killed animals that prove dangerous to humans, even when a domesticated animal harms one of us. Why? Because we protect our own from harm. Other people shouldn't suffer because you honestly think an animals life is above a humans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:36:14 2015 No.14451404 >>14451398 >>14451376 >I don't like it so no one else does Try harder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:36:26 2015 No.14451405 >>14451398 It's the guy saying everything has an equal right to live as people that's shitting things up. Adding some napalm to a Matango is just good clean family fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:36:36 2015 No.14451407 >>14451394 No. I'm not a pedophile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:37:55 2015 No.14451411 >>14451402 Shamsiel is not some wild animal though, she is a sapient creature capable of being a productive member of human society.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:38:02 2015 No.14451412

>>14451387
Yes. I predict that Victor hates monsters because at the end of the war his mother was forcibly monsterized right in front of him, and the psychological changes in her were so great they weren't even the same person anymore.
If that was the case and he was young, I can see the trauma affecting him hard. It was also explain his obsession with purity. I was right about Val's "curse" last story, so maybe I'll be right again here

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:38:49 2015 No.14451414 >>14451398 Fuck YOU I'd do the same if it was a human female or human male. If you're going around blowing up villages and people because you're bored I'm going to stop you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:39:04 2015 No.14451415 >>14451411 Who still kills people for sustenance. Maybe we should pardon all cannibals too now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:39:49 2015 No.14451418 >>14451407 And here we go...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:39:54 2015 No.14451419 >>14451414 >moralfags in mgg What fresh hell is this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:40:22 2015 No.14451422 >>14451392 >I only kill Chaotic Evil >I only kill >Chaotic Evil Not sure if they linked internet to a prison, or an asylum.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:40:24 2015 No.14451423

>>14451227
>>14451235
>Not here, too full. Too much collateral. It would be like that time he tried assassinating a Vampire lord at her New Years festival and nearly became the plaything of her undead subordinates. Luckily there was that dashing young knight with the swanky hat conveniently poised to save him. She even had a rope to swing in on. Suspicious, in retrospect.
>No, wait out the party, follow it home, bring justice. Tried and true formula.
>"Whatchu doin' all alone, handsome?"
>A grinning face, uncomfortably close and not at all deterred by his scowl. On the table, hairy clawed paws the size of blacksmith mitts. A tail beating a tipsy rhythm against the chair at the next position. Werewolf. These perversions of woman and beast were common in these border villages, but generally well tolerated by the locals for their heartiness and loyalty. Even if the wild packs caused the disappearance of entire armed caravans, the local converts weren't worth the trouble of bringing down. He'd likely have to fight the entire village if he harmed her.
>"Waiting."
>"Waiting? For someone? Oh, is she cute? How soon do you expect her? I don't smell any claim on you." a mischievous grin punctuated by fangs. This one was probably single.
>"Should be around by tonight." His only lover, Justice. Right arm of the Chief God, governess of all that was wholesome in the world. He had no need of any fleshly embrace.
>"If she won't be around 'till later, why don't you play with me?" intensified tail wagging, a deliberate loosening of the plaid smock knotted between her breasts, a heavy musk of yearning bitch. Disgusting.
>"No, thank you. I'm satisfied here."
>"Aww now, that ain't no fun. C'mon and dance! I'll buy you an ale!"
>"I don't dance or drink." Temperance. This was the price he paid for resistance to their charms. Besides, he couldn't really dance any more after the Wyvern incident. His leg had never healed quite the same.
>"I'll keep you company then 'till she shows up. Just won't do to be the only lonely-only in the room. Name's Adolpha."
>At this he almost cracks a grin. Not the most inventive, these hicks.
>"Now yew have me at a proper disadvantage-" a suggestive glance, quickly accepting failure "so how 'bout we fix that?"
>"ˢᵉˣᵗᵘˢ"
>"What now? I can hear small noises jus' fine, but I'm not so sure this time."
>"Sextus, because my parents were equally prosaic and I happened to be their sixth child."
>"Sex..." a crude snicker. "Fun name you got there, mister."
>"Quite."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:41:05 2015 No.14451426 >>14451415 Cannibalistic humans have an alternative, they can survive on the meat of livestock as well as crops. Shamsiel is a very different case in that the semen is absolutely required to continue her survival.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:42:25 2015 No.14451432 File: 291 KB, 1000x968, 1392158228304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >thread is beyond hope now Well whatever, not like I came here to discuss cute things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:43:12 2015 No.14451433 >>14451426 I'd still take the lives of humans over something that preys on us. How much longer are you going to continue literally playing the devils advocate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:43:19 2015 No.14451434 >>14451419 >Muh edge Sorry I wasn't raised in a barn or a 3rd world

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:44:04 2015 No.14451437 >>14451432 What is that cute little thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:44:15 2015 No.14451439 >>14451423 Things have become complicated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:44:30 2015 No.14451440 >>14451419 If anything I'd say any of us having the faintest glimmer of humanity in us is a hopeful thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:44:47 2015 No.14451442 File: 233 KB, 465x336, 1366660882923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451376 Meanwhile, on another topic, I could go for that persimmon that's hanging on that tree there. Goddammit, I'm so hungry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:45:02 2015 No.14451443 >>14451439 it keeps happening

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:45:28 2015 No.14451446 >>14451432 Harden The Fuck Up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:45:36 2015 No.14451448 >>14451437 Snek. >>14451442 Why can't you go eat?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:46:09 2015 No.14451449

>>14451433
>I'd still take the lives of humans over something that preys on us.
Then what the fuck are you doing in this thread? Succubi are much less common than humans and should be studied, not slaughtered, and if they find the right man then the deaths will stop anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:46:43 2015 No.14451451 >>14451434 >edge Opinion discarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:46:44 2015 No.14451452 >>14451446 This thread is not for edgemeisters to describe their murder fantasies. /tg/ might be more up your alley.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:46:53 2015 No.14451453

>>14451426
Fun fact. People don't care about that. The only cases of modern purposeful extirpation are human specific parasites. The human fly, the human flea, the primary screw worm.

When any animal actively threatens people, society gets rid of it, no moral quandry. It's why ranchers are still alllowed to kill wolves and lions and everything else. Maneaters especially are hunted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:48:05 2015 No.14451456 File: 60 KB, 419x248, wink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451442 I could give you a persimmon, if you were in Alaska.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:48:16 2015 No.14451458 >>14451449 >let her kill as many men as it takes until she finds the one You are the reason paladins exist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:48:28 2015 No.14451459 >>14451448 It's so cute. It's like a loli Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:48:28 2015 No.14451460 >>14451442 >Eating unripe persimmons Enjoy not being able to open your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:49:36 2015 No.14451464 >>14451452 >what I say goes Kek.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:49:43 2015 No.14451465 >>14451453 Wolves are killed more due to being a threat to livestock than to humans. Lions I'm not sure about.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:50:14 2015 No.14451468

>>14451449
>Then what the fuck are you doing in this thread?
Because MGE succubi don't murder humans?
Oh, they're still shit of course, but not hunt-them-down-and-kill-them levels of shit.

Besides, are you honestly saying you have to like the shitty monsters eating humans garbage to be here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:51:14 2015 No.14451471 >>14451464 Have these threads been about killing monster girls, or about fucking them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:51:57 2015 No.14451472 >>14451471 Fucking them to death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:52:29 2015 No.14451477 >>14451468 >Because MGE succubi don't murder humans? I wasn't aware this was the MGE thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:52:34 2015 No.14451478 >>14451453 I'm genuinely convinced this guy you're talking to wants a debate at this point and doesn't believe the shit he's saying. We should just stop replying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:52:40 2015 No.14451480 >>14451471 Dunno, personally I only care about spanking them.

>>	swiss Momo Sun Dec 6 10:52:55 2015 No.14451482 >>14451193 again, Alp is technically not a species, so horn/wings/spadetail shape are purely individual differences. You'll have to hope that an alp wears those male/female symbols on her clothes if you want to identify her as one right away

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:52:56 2015 No.14451483 >>14451465 It falls under threatening a person's livelihood. Lions are the same reason, mostly livestock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:53:29 2015 No.14451485 >>14451478 I will never not defend Shamsiel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:53:30 2015 No.14451486 >2015 basically over >still no qt3.14 spidercow gf

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:54:01 2015 No.14451490 >>14451477 It isn't, but to say I shouldn't be here because I have a problem with murder is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:54:08 2015 No.14451491 File: 78 KB, 400x600, 1432420285949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really hate you all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:54:12 2015 No.14451492 >>14451486 >current year >no mg waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:54:26 2015 No.14451494 >>14451486 One year remains to prepare for her arrival. Drink that calcium and do pelvic exercises.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:55:06 2015 No.14451495 >>14451485 >defending a murderer because she's "hawt"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:55:25 2015 No.14451498 >>14451482 This is right. The only way you can tell various vanilla succubi apart is >White hair, Lilim >Furry bits, Lesser Everything else is up for grabs. God help the poor bastard that meets a Lilim who dyes her hair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:55:48 2015 No.14451501 >>14451477 Not him, but now you're taking the retard path. NONE of the things we ever discuss have murderous/soul-sucking succubi.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:55:53 2015 No.14451502

>>14451471
Killing has always been okay as long as they're cunts i.e. use .an as cumpumps/are killers themselves. Of course people scream edgy everytime but that doesn't mean anything. Not being able to talk about killing or beating monsters is just stop liking what I don't like, especially when you take MGE a whole.
>inb4 mistranslations

>>	swiss Momo Sun Dec 6 10:56:58 2015 No.14451503 >>14451498 oh, also there is a rare change that a regular succubus might be born with white hair

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:57:14 2015 No.14451504 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x1771, 1445978643765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450592 I saw this get posted in the /v/ drawthreads today. This artist can draw some nice shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:57:52 2015 No.14451505 File: 178 KB, 1212x2048, paladin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This girl saves you from a rapist Oni How do you thank her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:57:54 2015 No.14451507 >>14451502 *use men as cumpumps

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:58:33 2015 No.14451510

>>14451495
She will die if she does not recieve semen. A sapient being of the same intelligence level (in fact probably a bit higher than average) as humans will die. She had no alternative way to live until she met Ryuuto.

Do you think that you would not be considered the murderer by the friends and relatives of those you are literally advocating to kill?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:58:40 2015 No.14451511 >>14451505 I offer her my body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 10:58:47 2015 No.14451512 >>14451505 headpats and hugs

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:00:03 2015 No.14451516 File: 310 KB, 1233x1800, 84eae4d8079d0e1f7a9353d9a47ae0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451330 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:00:05 2015 No.14451517 >>14451482 >subspecies of succubus >not a species

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:00:48 2015 No.14451518 >>14451516 If her tits weren't left unmilked, this would be the perfect situation for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:01:28 2015 No.14451521 >>14451505 She looks like she has great genes. Would raise an army with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:01:34 2015 No.14451522 >>14451510 >Assumption: Something required to kill people to live is not a murderer because that is how they naturally feed False all day long, ya maroon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:02:32 2015 No.14451525 >>14451495 Stop biting the bait.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:05:27 2015 No.14451532

>>14451522
So if you were stranded kilometres away from civilisation or any way to contact help and there was a distinct lack of both animals and edible plants, yet you had a companion who had recently died, what would you do? Would you execute someone for committing cannibalism even if it was literally their singular chance of survival?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:06:06 2015 No.14451537 >>14451505 Throw her into a parasite slime

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:06:45 2015 No.14451538 >>14451532 Of course he would, he's a righteous man, of his virtue he's justly proud.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:07:30 2015 No.14451540 We should have an "official " of purge tier girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:07:58 2015 No.14451542 >>14451525 I will, the guy isn't even trying anymore anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:08:02 2015 No.14451543 File: 293 KB, 900x900, qh3QGbQ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451532 Stop pretending to be retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:08:10 2015 No.14451544 >>14451540 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:08:13 2015 No.14451545 File: 422 KB, 774x1000, 3502b9df487a821df09fd44f34bf0df5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451503 A Succubus pretending to be Lilim in the hopes of wooing a man? Sounds like a neat scenario.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:09:24 2015 No.14451548 >>14451540 /tg/ please

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:09:42 2015 No.14451549 >>14451532 >Muh Mutiny on the Bounty A longboat full of gnawed bones, Captain Bligh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:09:50 2015 No.14451551 >>14451544 >>14451548 I wasn't asking for your permission.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:10:42 2015 No.14451554 >>14451540 Old school list is Matango Roper Parasite Slime Everything else is up for debate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:10:47 2015 No.14451556 >>14451551 Does shitposting really offer you so much pleasure that it's worth it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:11:56 2015 No.14451558 >>14451556 He wouldn't do it otherwise, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:12:08 2015 No.14451559 >>14451554 There's nothing to debate about furries.

>>	swiss Momo Sun Dec 6 11:12:45 2015 No.14451560 >>14451517 they really aren't though. Since technically speaking most are a Succubus (Alp), or Nereid (Alp) for example

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:13:02 2015 No.14451561 >>14451554 Cait Sith and Cu Sith must be cleansed with holy fire and the righteous sword.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:14:28 2015 No.14451566 >>14451554 I'd add Cu and Cait siths, but maybe those should be in a separate list where we pretend they never happened in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:15:07 2015 No.14451569 >>14451559 >>14451561 Interesting bit of trivia. They're both part of the rare handful of monsters accepted by the Order. WTF were you thinking KC?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:16:40 2015 No.14451574 >>14451554 You forgot Alp Amazon Manticore Anyone in Sabbath Bubble slime Cait and cu Dark matter Demon Devil bug Hellhound Hornet, not even cause of threadcanon ushi oni

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:17:15 2015 No.14451575 >>14451556 >That >Shitposting Not him but discussing which girls are worst is as topical as which are best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:17:56 2015 No.14451580 >>14451560 Swiss momo you rte a weenie and I don't care for anything you have to say. Savvy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:19:30 2015 No.14451586 >>14451574 >Amazon >Hellhound >Demon How about NO.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:20:26 2015 No.14451589 >>14451569 Further proof that Order = doodoo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:21:30 2015 No.14451592 File: 419 KB, 1920x1080, 1429426142524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451574 >Amazon >Manticore >Demon >Hellhound >Ushi-Oni Don't be a bustah. The above girls are totally fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:21:32 2015 No.14451593 >>14451586 I see where he's coming from with Demon as they're part of Dereuella's shitty faction, but boy are they smoking hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:21:33 2015 No.14451594 >>14451574 Oh right beelzebubs, mindflayers and girtablilu

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:23:11 2015 No.14451602 File: 1.15 MB, 768x1024, 1421922757346.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So why is it that we can't be positive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:23:24 2015 No.14451603 >>14451594 Mindflayers and Girtas are fine too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:23:36 2015 No.14451604 File: 23 KB, 250x319, 250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451594 whats wrong with Girtablilu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:23:54 2015 No.14451606 >>14451594 >beelzebubs >mindflayers >girtablilus >implying any of these are bad

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:24:27 2015 No.14451610

>>14451559
>>14451561
>>14451566
>Monster Girl that unnecessarily murders people to sustain life gets to survive because she's hot
>Cait and Cu Siths get to be murdered because muh furry hate
Yes, there's the issue with how they treat wrongdoers such as Cait Siths dragging you off to catland, but in reality you wouldn't even care if that trait was implemented onto another MG because then, not a furry=not a problem despite how dumb you originally thought it.
And let's face it, you wouldn't hesitate to put >>14451269 down if she had a snout.
And it's really fucking jarring to think about.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:25:24 2015 No.14451614

>>14451569
I'll start my own order of Knights then
We'll slay the shit monsters.
the furshit
the mushrooms
the Sabbath
the Ropers and parasite slime
Beelzebubs
devil bugs
demons
imps
dark matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY&ab_channel=pittman789

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:25:53 2015 No.14451616 >>14451589 >It's a secret plot to make Order people even more anti monster by making local monster lovers all seem like furry fuckers It's brilliant. All hail Cardinal Crinklebottom and his uncanny foresight!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:27:30 2015 No.14451620 File: 2.52 MB, 1640x2313, Kiseki-chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kiseki-chan is doing her best to stop this thread from being a steaming pile of shit!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:28:06 2015 No.14451621 >>14451610 What are you talking about? I was advocating the destruction of succubi who kill. and the general sunning of them in general, because they're sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:28:13 2015 No.14451622 >>14451620 What's up with her eyes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:28:15 2015 No.14451625 >>14451604 Sadistic beyond measure cumpump tier? >but they love you Ah shut up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:28:25 2015 No.14451626 >>14451620 she's doing a bad job

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:28:28 2015 No.14451627 >>14451620 Looks like a human. What's she about then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:28:34 2015 No.14451628 >>14451604 Literally mouthpussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:28:51 2015 No.14451631 >>14451620 What with her eyes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:29:05 2015 No.14451632 >>14451625 But it feels good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:29:16 2015 No.14451633 >>14451604 Pretty sure it was the vicious venom rape that put him off. >Even if you like her and want to cuddle, she'll just keep stinging the fuck out of you and raping you But there is worse out there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:29:58 2015 No.14451636 >>14451625 >>14451628 and Sipdergirls are just fine

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:30:48 2015 No.14451639 File: 1.45 MB, 1640x2313, 1439564655418.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451627 Kiseki is a terrifying eldritch abomination who is doing her best to save this thread!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:32:01 2015 No.14451644 >>14451636 >Sadism + mouthpussy Have fun wondering if she's gonna swallow it or make a baby every time you get a blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:32:14 2015 No.14451645 >>14451639 She's not terrifying or eldritch to me. Is this some Saya no Uta tier shit? Because if it is, I'm joining the purgefags.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:32:48 2015 No.14451646

>>14451614
I also would like an order of Paladins who actually act like Paladins instead of blood knights.

Because the term "Paladin" has been sullied, I suggest a new term - one that inspires hope and courage across the land:
The Knights of Fuck-You-Up

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:33:08 2015 No.14451649 >>14451602 Because we live in the real world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:33:09 2015 No.14451650 >>14451639 Shut up Alp. You're dead. Nobody cares about you hating any discussion that's not all rainbows and kisses.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:33:35 2015 No.14451651
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>>14451625
>Sadistic beyond measure
Oh no, they might make some speech related microaggressions, your poor fragile feelings are at risk.
>but they love you
They do love you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:34:35 2015 No.14451653 >>14451227 >He could smell the dick in their heart. Maximum kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:34:56 2015 No.14451655 >>14451650 That's not Alp, he posts Elves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:35:55 2015 No.14451660 >>14451650 >implying I'm Alp I've never been this insulted before in my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:36:28 2015 No.14451661 >>14451660 That's kind of mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:36:29 2015 No.14451662 >>14451655 Alp posts anything cutesy he can get his hands on. Before elves it was dragons. Before that it was catgirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:37:30 2015 No.14451664 >>14451660 Don't act like Alp and you won't get called Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:38:17 2015 No.14451669 >>14451662 When it comes to trying to calm people's tits, it was always Elves. When did I ever post kitties?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:39:32 2015 No.14451672

>>14451660
I bet you are Alp. I bet! I BET!
>Alp will never write a story about a cupid who becomes jaded with love until she encounters a group of bitter internet shut ins, and is inspired to make them all into loving husbands to reaffirm her love for romance again

My prayers will some day be heard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:40:12 2015 No.14451674 >>14451669 Jinkos back when you were obsessed with hobo cat. We have always been here watching you, and we remember it all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:40:32 2015 No.14451676 >>14451646 Blood knights don't kill indiscriminately, they look for someone to test their dtrenght against. Akuma is a blood knight, while someone like shura is a kill crazy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:41:42 2015 No.14451680 File: 634 KB, 1000x2000, 1413179252212.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451674 >obsessed with hobo cat I was obsessed with Anya, actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:42:04 2015 No.14451682 >>14451676 >Bloodnight Buff, vampire knights when? I want to stroke one's abs after she's half undressed in her plate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:43:24 2015 No.14451688 >>14451680 >All that Anya posting was Alp God fucking damnit, Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:44:05 2015 No.14451690 >>14451680 >the one OC who never got writefag material. I find it strange. The thread as annoyingly obsessed with her at one point. Then again, Succuvirus was a thing back in the /a/ days, and it took a year for her to get a single story...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:44:57 2015 No.14451693 File: 43 KB, 329x399, 1429626881685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451574 >Amazon >Manticore >Demon >Hellhound >Ushi oni These are all good

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:44:58 2015 No.14451694 >>14451690 No one wants to be that guy who ruins her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:45:10 2015 No.14451695 File: 185 KB, 1000x1000, 1411623605710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451688 What?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:45:11 2015 No.14451696 >>14451661 Good, Alp deserves to be bullied for not understanding natural dialogue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:45:42 2015 No.14451697 >>14451690 >The thread as annoyingly obsessed with her at one point. You mean Alp. Alp was obsessed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:46:03 2015 No.14451699 >>14451680 Looks like she has a fine spankable ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:46:19 2015 No.14451700 >>14451690 At least the Succuvirus story was pretty cute. Though I do wish Bipolarized would write more oppai loli stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:46:19 2015 No.14451701 >>14451697 Not alone though. I didn't come up with her or make the greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:47:20 2015 No.14451702 >>14451699 Cats like getting spanked. Give it to her good.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:47:23 2015 No.14451704

>>14451651
>microaggressions
>>>/Tumblr/
>muh feelings

>they are very sadistic in nature; since they get such pleasure out of it, they'll probably keep injecting the man with venom during sex even if he is willing. Also, how much their sadistic nature reveals itself is proportional to how much they care about the man they're with. So when they're with a man they like, they start frequently stabbing him with the stinger as an 'expression of affection'
>the more I like you the more I'll hurt you

Fuck you

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:48:07 2015 No.14451706

>>14451690
>the zero G sex greentexts
Oh, my dick back then.

I'm really surprised no one made a story where she practically rapes her captain in a zero G storage area as the whole crew watch over the security system and get unbelievably horny to the furious sounds of weightless rape and pleasured Russian obscenities echoing through the ship.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:48:50 2015 No.14451710 >>14451702 The lack of spanking material makes me sad. When are scientists going to invent a machine that let me change my fetish to a more mainstream one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:49:45 2015 No.14451715 >>14451710 When you show your local Lich the merits of impact play.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:49:46 2015 No.14451716 >>14451700 It was nothing like the original greentexts though. Not like that's a bad thing, a succubus virus is a versatile thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:50:31 2015 No.14451721 >>14451716 MC even managed to get her pregnant somehow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:50:39 2015 No.14451723 >>14451715 Won't it shatter her bones?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:50:46 2015 No.14451724 >>14451710 Spanking a not my thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:51:37 2015 No.14451726 File: 94 KB, 500x500, 1431392296869.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451704 Right back at ya.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:51:47 2015 No.14451727 >>14451723 Impact play = stuff like spanking. Gee whiz, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:53:04 2015 No.14451733 File: 747 KB, 426x240, Kid getting beaten up by spooky scary skeletons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451724 Spanking a literally the only thing I can fap to. >>14451727 Yeah, but that'll still shatter her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:53:56 2015 No.14451737 >>14451733 >still shatter her How? Are you going to bludgeon her with a mace or something?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:54:26 2015 No.14451738

I was thinking, I'd actually be a bad husband by monstergirl terms. I'd be affectionate and happy to let her take the lead, but I also don't want kids and find the idea of cuddling all night long far more satisfying than sex. I guess I'd be better off with a Yeti but damn she's getting frustrated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:55:10 2015 No.14451740 >>14451737 You do know that without a proper alimentation, bones are extremely weak? And I don't think liches drink a lot of milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:55:20 2015 No.14451741 File: 224 KB, 1260x1364, Kakuen Stalker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451710 Spank the monkey, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:56:02 2015 No.14451744 >>14451740 Why not? They're doctor, they know how to keep themselves in good shape.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:56:36 2015 No.14451745 >>14451726 You're that faggot who was baiting with MG's feeding on humans aren't you? Not that you'd admit it, still you are easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:56:52 2015 No.14451747 >>14451733 You think that's bad? I can only fap to the idea of a guy being raped to death by a monstergirl. The assassination scene in Goldeneye fucking ruined me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:57:02 2015 No.14451748 >>14451744 >doctor Doctors*

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:57:21 2015 No.14451749 >>14451702 Wolves are also monogamous and I don't see people enforcing werewolf monogamy. What I mean is don't make now all cat species to have a spanking fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:57:27 2015 No.14451750 >>14451745 ...No?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:57:46 2015 No.14451752 >>14451744 >good shape Ohohoh, nice one. >>14451747 >I can only fap to the idea of a guy being raped to death by a monstergirl I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I won't complain about my fetish being so niché.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:58:11 2015 No.14451754 >>14451747 >>>mgqg/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:58:18 2015 No.14451755 >>14451747 >The assassination scene in Goldeneye fucking ruined me That confused me as a kid. Maybe it ruined me, too. >>14451749 I thought monogamy was the norm in threadcanon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:00:43 2015 No.14451763 >>14451755 >I thought monogamy was the norm in threadcanon? I dunno, people usually mention packs when talking about werewolves. Not that I'm complaining, I just don't want to generalize complete species.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:01:56 2015 No.14451768 >>14451505 I buy her a shirt and a pair of pants.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:03:02 2015 No.14451771 >>14451763 Cat owner here, indeed they do like being spanked.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:03:10 2015 No.14451772

>>14451754
Strangely, I haven't played those. I should, because some of the bad ends sound like the sort of thing I'd enjoy. I guess it makes me an ultra-sub of sorts.
Also, I wish captcha knew what a street name was. It can't give you pictures of mountains, a school bus, and one street name sign then demand you find more than one street name in that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:03:16 2015 No.14451774 File: 188 KB, 1000x1000, A rivarly is born.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no one will ever write about Anya Now that we brought her up, why not have her be buddies with Spacenubis?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:03:16 2015 No.14451775 >>14451505 >wearing such revealing clothing obviously she's another mamono attempting to rape me, I throw holy water in her face and hit her on the head with a bible

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:04:27 2015 No.14451779 >>14451771 When talking about species I mean monstergirls, not cats.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:04:41 2015 No.14451780

>>14451602
Everyone wants to keep poking the beehive.
Seriously, I've come to hate these threads with a passion. I don't post in them anymore, but for some reason I still view them. I do it because deep down I hope that one day, just one fucking day, you would all learn to stop being such repetitive children with sticks and just learn that maybe, just maybe, poking the beehive is in reality a completely dumbass thing to turn, turn your backs to it and just go about with your business.
But no, everyone craves the desire to just punch out the beehive with their bare fists as if it'll teach some sort of lesson. But the only lesson I'm seeing here is nobody will fucking learn. Everybody keeps responding to the same exact bait, the same exact dumbassery, the same exact stuff that everyone has seen before numerous times. Why? Because people think this time the beehive won't harm them because they've grown some sort of immunity to it. But they haven't. It continues to poison them, to poison the threads, to poison the minds into becoming ignorant jackasses who can never take the hint that what they're doing is futile. I'll admit, I personally think some of the things you argue about are really not that bad, but I'll meet in the middle and roll along with whatever the thread thinks. And the thread, however, can't make up its mind, and it's really irritating.
So go ahead, continue poking the beehive. Continue to remain the abhorrent centralized amalgamation of a miniature 4chan you've all been outcasted to. Continue to sprout completely dumb bait memes about yuri or futa or whatever the fuck steals the spotlight so that it gets you completely nowhere, only to turn around and talk about whatever overlyrepetitive jokes these threads have subjected themselves to and pretend they were never stung by the bees. It's all dumb in the long run, and everyone but these threads can actually see that.
Continue to poke the beehive and finally succumb to the toxin. I hope these threads go out with a pitiful thump because there's nothing left to get out of them.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:05:13 2015 No.14451781

>>14451423
>Such an unfortunate moniker in this world. One uncreative choice burdening a lad with decades of difficult introductions and crude puns. Of course, it wasn't right. In any sane world intoning the first syllable of his name wouldn't cause ears to perk and lips to instinctively moisten. He had tried using pseudonyms before, but they never felt right. He wanted to be honest to the end, so that his righteousness was never in question.
>His reverie was granted by thoughtful use of discretionary funds. Rather than suffer potential hours of inane conversation, he decided to drown his involuntary partner in ale.
>Her thirst lived to her namesake, perhaps in the futile hope he was getting her drunk to sate his lust, and soon she was plastered to the table before him.
>This didn't stop her from occasionally murmuring, though.
>"Heh. Heee. Hic. t' us! Sex t' us. mmm"
>Soon the evening drew to a close, 'women' dragging men out the door on their arms with a wild hoot or panting moan. Base bestial displays of the vulgar folk. His target had changed partners several times over the evening, and now waved off a man to pair with a mouse girl. Interesting. Alone.
>With a yawn and a stretch, the target surveyed the bar for another potential suitor and met his gaze. The gods were smiling upon him tonight, this would be easier than expected.
>"Why hullo there short, grim and lonesome, all by yourself?" the Succubus had a husky voice in unpracticed tones, betraying their true nature.
>A wave of the hand, indicating the rivulet of drool emanating from the snoring wolfgirl.
>"Functionally."
>A moment of seeking eyes and furrowed brow, questing with newfound senses to assess the scene before her. An answer. A smile.
>"Why don't you spend the night with me then? I'm new in town, but I've rented a room here in back. Can save you the coin by sharing a bed." she winks one eye in an exaggerated conspiratorial pose.
>"That sounds gratifying. I've honestly been looking forward to this all evening. I accept."
>As the Alp leads him to their room, he eyes all the doors and windows adjoining the common hall and passage back. In, out, get to ground before anyone notices and the bloody wolves are on his trail.
>"So uh. Are you experienced?"
>"Extensively, in some things."
>"Oh...good.... I could use a teacher. I know what to do but I'm...new at this. Not many chances for practice yet."
>Of course not.
>"B-but I'll make you feel real good, I swear! I'll be the best eventually."
>Something would be made good.
>"You alright?"
>"Yes."
>As they enter the room, Sextus closes the door and surreptitiously fastens the lock. No mistakes this time. His partner is already undressing, too-muscular back and squared hips finally illuminated. He carefully disrobes and lays his equipment near the bed, motioning his target to join him upon it.
>Climbing atop her, he makes gentle caresses until she closes her eyes, and quietly reaches for the blade near his foot.
>"For the Order, be purged."
>Something is amiss. That expression.
>"I've always wanted to get purged by the Order!"
>what
>"what"
>Now sitting up, excitedly facing him, and looking him right in the eyes. He almost drops the knife in shock.
>"Yeah, that's that thing where they shoot a bunch of water up your butt, right? It's really cool if you're into that!"
>"That's an enema. That isn't at all what I'm about to do."
>"Oh, so...what /did/ you mean?"
and then they notice the knife. Gods damn it.
>"Y-y-you were going to kill me?"
>"You damned abomination. Do you even understand what you are? What you represent? You're not just a Succubus, a woman of the Gods cursed into a demon whore. You're an ALP. I've been following you for a week. A good soldier died to create you. You're anathema to all that's right in the world, and it ends here.
>Tears. Fearful, confused tears. "I just wanted to love him. I know he couldn't love me back the same way, but maybe if I were a beautiful wife he could see me for what I am."
>"Excuses. Damnable excuses each and every time. You are a negative on the tally of our war, and I'm striking you out NOW. For the Chief God, for all the men who have fallen, for the hearts lost to corruption, you die here."
>"NOOO! PLEASE HELP! SOMEONE SAVE ME!" Her old voice. The one she lived with until just recently. Facade forgotten.
>And in a cascade of scales, splinters, and white plate; Sextus' plan went to hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:07:14 2015 No.14451784 >>14451779 Catgirls ate cats. Cats like being spanked. Ergo, monstergirls cats alsolike being spanked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:08:32 2015 No.14451793 File: 125 KB, 391x340, 1438208318282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451784 >Catgirls ate cats what!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:08:56 2015 No.14451794 >>14451780 didn't read lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:09:07 2015 No.14451795 >>14451774 >spacenubis This is not a thing, one bad commission art does not make a threadcanon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:09:07 2015 No.14451796 >>14451784 You didn't try to understand me at all, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:09:11 2015 No.14451797 >>14451784 ALF pls go

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:09:21 2015 No.14451798 >>14451774 >Engineer Anubis >Gunnery Chief Jinko

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:09:50 2015 No.14451802 File: 1.99 MB, 319x370, awoooooooooooo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451784 I like that idea. Let's spank a catgirl. >>14451781 Too long, weird style, looks like it doesn't mean anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:10:08 2015 No.14451804 >>14451784 We vore now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:10:26 2015 No.14451806 File: 374 KB, 816x1300, 828b77f1c3b391013fdde668de640e4e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451780 This. Learn to ignore and portuguese shit you retarded fucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:10:39 2015 No.14451807 >>14451795 Well fuck you, I'm trying to have a good time here, but no, we can't have that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:11:35 2015 No.14451811 >>14451806 I want to ruin that elf's balance even more. or improve it by giving her a rear to match.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:12:16 2015 No.14451814

>>14451780
>Having a decent conversation about less popular and disliked girls for the first time in a long while
>WHY ARE YOU ALL SO NEGATIVE AND REPETITIVE

Please. When was the last time someone even brought up a Girt that wasn't some random result for a roll post

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:12:25 2015 No.14451815 >>14451781 FUUUUUUCK, just slit his throat and consequences be damned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:12:26 2015 No.14451816 >>14451802 shrug It's what happened when someone said "Go on..." on the original prompt. It mutated into a story of a man hunting an Alp and getting interrupted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:13:49 2015 No.14451821 >>14451793 >>14451797 >>14451804 *are Catgirls are cats!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:14:21 2015 No.14451822 >>14451806 Holy hell what did that elf eat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:14:58 2015 No.14451825 >>14451807 Because we already have a threadcanon monster in space who overstayed their welcome. Making the same character but changing their species to an overused and boring species isn't exactly a great idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:14:58 2015 No.14451826 >>14451816 >action

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:15:16 2015 No.14451827 >>14451796 Because you're boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:15:18 2015 No.14451828 File: 204 KB, 650x667, 1448079530519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451821 Da.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:16:19 2015 No.14451831 >>14451816 >action Don't do that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:16:48 2015 No.14451833 >>14451827 Well I'm sorry you can't hold a conversation because it is "boring". Maybe when you grow up you will be able to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:16:55 2015 No.14451834 >>14451831 Why not? :D

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:17:03 2015 No.14451836 >>14451825 Fuck you, I know at least two people in these threads who like the idea of an Anubis in space and who is this character in space that overstayed their welcome? Can't remember any.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:18:12 2015 No.14451841 File: 649 KB, 862x1236, 1419884422725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451822 Things that go to her boobs and thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:18:47 2015 No.14451842 >>14451836 Not him but I'm sick of anubis in genetal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:20:01 2015 No.14451847 >>14451841 Is this what happens when Elves eat meat or drink Milk?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:20:02 2015 No.14451848 >>14451775 the Lord clothes her in holy armor, anon. Now she's sore that you wasted holy water and hit her with a bible. Now what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:20:06 2015 No.14451851 >>14451833 No, the conversation is fine, YOU, are boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:20:14 2015 No.14451853 >>14451842 And because of that, nobody else is allowed to enjoy them? What makes you think you're more important than other people? Why do you get to dictate what we're allowed to talk about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:20:21 2015 No.14451854 >>14451834 Erm, sorry. I know that roleplaying and IM habits are to be avoided at all costs, and that it seriously peevs people to see actions, emotes, and certain forms of abbreviation. I'm really tired. Please also excuse the troll smiley.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:20:27 2015 No.14451856 >>14451836 >who is this character in space that overstayed their welcome? Anya the space Jinko. Stop playing dumb, anubisfucker, your bad attempt at copying an already dead and bad OC is transparent as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:20:45 2015 No.14451858 File: 45 KB, 160x163, strange thing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone slipped this picture under my door the other day. What does this mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:21:22 2015 No.14451862 >>14448860 blue skin is my fetish, id make her my second demon wife

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:21:36 2015 No.14451864 >>14451858 It's a picture of a beautiful flower. They want you to appreciate nature.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:21:37 2015 No.14451865 >>14451842 This. Plus Zanabanna really plowed it into the ground.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:22:13 2015 No.14451870 File: 26 KB, 300x300, 1443676579856.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451847 Yep. Now I wonder what happens to monsterized Elves that engage in such acts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:22:38 2015 No.14451872 >>14451856 1. Anya has not been mentioned in forever and never got any stories, there's no way she has "overstayed her welcome" 2. I'm not Anubisfucker, I'm Alp and that's a hundred times worse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:22:44 2015 No.14451873 >>14451853 Because my Dick is bigger than yours and you're forcing at this point. Chubby alp faggot tier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:22:59 2015 No.14451874 File: 681 KB, 799x800, 1440646179329.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to smack an elf ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:23:01 2015 No.14451875 >>14451870 Only one way to find out. Now, how to get them to eat/drink it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:23:16 2015 No.14451876 >>14451858 >Read the back >It says "TONIGHT, YOU"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:23:40 2015 No.14451878 >>14451858 That all roses have thorns? >>14451873 >forcing Alright, fuck it.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:25:27 2015 No.14451885

>>14451872
>I'm Alp and that's a hundred times worse.
It really fucking is. You not only gave up but you made a pastebin spoiling the endings of your things so you'd never have to write again. God damn you.
Also Anubis is overused to hell thanks to anubisfucker and putting her in a space suit does NOT freshen things up, I don't care how gay you are for PRW.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:27:09 2015 No.14451892 >>14451874 I want to fap with an Elf's braid and cum into her ear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:27:47 2015 No.14451896 >>14451864 >>14451878 Oh, good. That's a nice gesture. I guess. A little odd, but okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:27:53 2015 No.14451900 File: 512 KB, 1094x1000, 8a12f0c018fd27e2c6098745895215a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451874 Who doesn't? http://i.imgur.com/7BRARP8.jpg Flat girls with big butts, thighs, and hips are the best.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:28:08 2015 No.14451901

>>14451885
>so you'd never have to write again
It was the only way. Deleting that shit would only leave a blank slate that yearned to be filled. This way there is nothing to fill. All is finished.
And now I will fuck off so you can stew in this shitty atmosphere where nothing is allowed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:28:35 2015 No.14451903 >>14451892 I want to find a prideful, arrogant elf, and spank her until she begs for mercy with tears in her eyes. There's nothing more satisfying than bullying an arrogant bitch until she cries like a baby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:28:35 2015 No.14451904 >>14451885 >I don't care how gay you are for PRW. >Alp also did all the "Shai. Shai. I need my Shai" posting For somebody that whines about fights and shitposting, he's a pro at it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:29:34 2015 No.14451910 >>14451901 >And now I will fuck off Sweet Jesus, if only.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:30:20 2015 No.14451911 >>14451901 >stew in this shitty atmosphere where nothing is allowed. Good ideas are allowed. You should try it sometime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:30:38 2015 No.14451912 File: 594 KB, 1184x1600, 1169843563973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451892 I want to suck on an elf's ears and take it in turns as she plays with my exotic round ones!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:32:19 2015 No.14451921 >>14451901 You don't get it, faggot. I NEED YOU. You are a thread constant and the place is lacking without you. WRITE SOMETHING NEW, I GIVE YOU ENOUGH IDEAS.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:32:43 2015 No.14451923 >>14451911 this

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:33:12 2015 No.14451925 >>14451911 >implying there's any writer you faggots haven't flamed If you hate it it's fuck off, if you like it it's pandering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:33:21 2015 No.14451926 >>14451904 He's probably responsible for half the hype over that mediocre space thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:33:45 2015 No.14451929 >>14451858 Get your shotgun ready .

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:35:19 2015 No.14451935
File: 202 KB, 689x800, 66761f6e66e1c1a47eb8a0cdfc33ab25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Would you rather live in a world were all males are shotas or one where all females are lolis?

If you're going to sperg because shota was mentioned just don't answer

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:35:38 2015 No.14451936 Jinkos licking their claws

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:37:21 2015 No.14451947 >>14451935 Neither because I'm not a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:38:36 2015 No.14451951 >>14451935 >that picture I hate the fact I can only get off to cute girls crying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:38:52 2015 No.14451952 File: 1.33 MB, 1000x1000, 1436655270240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451935 Only if the lolis have big bums.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:39:08 2015 No.14451954 >>14451935 GO. AWAY. SABBATH.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:39:36 2015 No.14451955 >>14451925 >Implying there's not a whole spectrum of quality among writefags >Implying Alp doesn't deserve to be heckled Cry more though, maybe about Hermes since you brought up pandering and he's the main guy criticized of that lately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:39:54 2015 No.14451957 >>14451935 Shota. Having a big werewolf sister to cuddle you would feel amazing. Regardless of whether she'd just grabbed you off the street and was in no way related to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:40:55 2015 No.14451960 >>14451935 Shota. I will just live in Kloah's world full of big breasted onee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:40:56 2015 No.14451961 >>14451935 I'd rather live in a world where both sexes actually grow up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:41:07 2015 No.14451962 >>14451936 Kikis preening their tail feathers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:41:16 2015 No.14451966 >>14451921 You think I'm joking. I'm fucking not. I miss your writefagging and am disappointed you gave in to faggot shitting on you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:41:33 2015 No.14451968 >>14451376 the teenage redditors shit up every board

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:41:38 2015 No.14451970 >>14451925 When did you get the idea that occurs 100% of the time? I swear aspects of these threads are hyperbolized in ways not too dissimilar from KCs monstergirl profiles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:42:14 2015 No.14451972 >>14451962 >She puts then feathers that fall off onto her duster

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:42:37 2015 No.14451975 >>14451966 >Falling for it when this is the 4th fucking time he's pulled this trick He'll pick it back up eventually. Hell, he's still here posting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:42:47 2015 No.14451977 >>14451935 I'd welcome a world where I'm the only adult and all the girls are lolis. And I get to spank them. All.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:42:57 2015 No.14451978 >>14451935 Loli because they'd be easier to carry

>>	Edgy christians Sun Dec 6 12:44:04 2015 No.14451985 >>14451505 By giving her a chest of gold that's actually a male mimic monsterboy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:44:57 2015 No.14451987 >>14451970 It doesn't. There are decent enough writefags who aren't hated because: >they're inactive >they post infrequently >or they aren't posting meme shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:45:06 2015 No.14451989 File: 141 KB, 500x500, 32523623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451985

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:45:51 2015 No.14451991 >>14451955 >Hermes Literally who?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:46:40 2015 No.14451993 >>14451985 I can't tell if this is a joke or the worst falseflagging I've ever seen. Made me laugh either way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:46:57 2015 No.14451994 >>14451935 shota! then I could finally fulfill my fantasys

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:47:05 2015 No.14451995
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Man, this thread needs to lighten up. Everyone just feels the need to act all overly serious and aggresive all the time, don't they?

I guess it's a hell of bone you've got to pick, huh?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:47:24 2015 No.14451997

>>14451975
I fucking hope so. Kojima quit Metal Gear repeatedly but eventually it really was the final time.
I'm not delusional enough to say Alp is Kojima level, but I'd miss his stories if he stopped posting them. I want Alp back, resistance to criticism, strange dialogue and all!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:47:38 2015 No.14451998 >>14451987 >they're inactive >they post infrequently That could be better worded as: They only post when they have content to provide.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:48:28 2015 No.14452000 >>14451993 I want to see Paladins get tentacle'd.

>>	edgy christians who keep purge(...) Sun Dec 6 12:48:40 2015 No.14452001 >>14451989 No I have a succubus waifu >>14451993 good

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:49:02 2015 No.14452005 >>14451991 Put on your thinking cap and think about his Roman name. You'll figure it out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:49:09 2015 No.14452006 >>14451995 I like being grim and angry, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:49:53 2015 No.14452009 File: 1013 KB, 2143x3155, 53849647_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:51:47 2015 No.14452018 File: 382 KB, 700x1577, 1449424307291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon~

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:52:03 2015 No.14452020 >>14451985 >>>/a/ >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:52:15 2015 No.14452022 File: 957 KB, 1000x1622, Vocal Bones.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452006 That's kind of a suboptimal outlook on life. Try having your funnybone tickled once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:52:23 2015 No.14452025 >>14452005 Oh, the infamous Zing-Zong Nip Nappa Wing Wong, you sure are so clever, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:53:53 2015 No.14452027 >>14451972 >perfumes the feathers and makes a pillow with them for her master

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:54:24 2015 No.14452031

>>14452009
>And this is the pose I make after a gangbang session.
>Semen clotted in my hair
>Running down my face
>What do you mean you're not hungry anymore?
>I worked really hard on the dinner for this date?
>You're leaving?
>Why?
>Was it something I said?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:55:25 2015 No.14452033 >>14452022 Is that some sort of gay proposition?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:55:51 2015 No.14452036 >>14452031 What?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:56:34 2015 No.14452037 >>14452025 >Covering your ass this hard for such an obvious reference that you shouldn't have needed any help with in the first place I bet when people say Eunich, you don't know who they're talking about either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:56:35 2015 No.14452038 >>14452031 I'M IN!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:57:20 2015 No.14452042 >>14452033 If we're going by the archaic definition, then maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:57:57 2015 No.14452044 >>14452037 *Eunuch

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:58:21 2015 No.14452046 >>14451995 >skelly grill Where do I insert penis?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:58:24 2015 No.14452047 >>14452018 I would.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:58:44 2015 No.14452049 >>14452037 I'm sure you thought up that little nickname for yourself. Do you feel like a real writefag now?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:59:10 2015 No.14452050

>>14452033
Yes. Yes it is.
You want a monstergirl? Alps are monstergirls. I could be an Alp for you anon~
I could be so Alp for you anon, you have no idea.
I could wear a tight frilly dress. Don't worry, I could shave for you. Just think of me as an Alp who is using magic to disguise herself as a masculine woman. It won't matter when the two of us are alone, promise~

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:59:30 2015 No.14452052 >>14452046 You insert it into her bone zone, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 12:59:34 2015 No.14452053 >>14452025 How can someone be so uncultured? Did you ever receive a proper education?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:00:07 2015 No.14452055 File: 607 KB, 1390x880, 1436154522123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loli foxes a cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:01:02 2015 No.14452058 >>14452053 Time to face the music bud, you're a nobody.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:01:14 2015 No.14452059 >>14452055 Cute. Saved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:01:38 2015 No.14452060 File: 10 KB, 173x228, 1448820307515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452050

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:02:11 2015 No.14452062 >>14451561 >>14451566 >Cu Sith >Loyal and loving >guards, maids, assistants, etc. generally always useful >Purge tier simply because they have fur. Good to see this thread still has shit taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:02:20 2015 No.14452063 >>14451955 Quicksilver isn't criticized as much for pandering as much as he is for shitting out endless greentexts with no actual substance and having questionable fetishes. >Also, giving him a silly nickname to look clever Come on now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:02:45 2015 No.14452064 File: 530 KB, 1200x2000, 1446943952311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452055

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:02:56 2015 No.14452065 >>14452050 Okay, getting the cold water spray bottle now

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:03:44 2015 No.14452066 File: 106 KB, 1277x677, 1435359148621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452050

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:03:45 2015 No.14452067 >>14452049 >Thinking I'm Bollocks You couldn't be further off the mark. You should quit while you're ahead and not be so pissy you missed one little reference that Quicksilver has been called more than once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:03:46 2015 No.14452068 >>14451574 Please just die already

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:03:47 2015 No.14452069 >>14452060 You'll be screaming something else later...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:04:47 2015 No.14452073 >>14452063 >Quicksilver >Not a silly name in the first place Anon...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:04:51 2015 No.14452074 >>14452065 It'll make my nipples all perky and stick out through the dress. How erotic, you naughty boy~

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:04:54 2015 No.14452075 >>14452064 catgirls in heat are a really lovely thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:04:54 2015 No.14452076 >>14452064 Damn that's cute. And a little creepy, but mostly cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:05:07 2015 No.14452077 >>14451997 >>14451966 >>14451921 Stop attentionwhoring you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:05:19 2015 No.14452078 >>14452062 Kobolds, Kikimory, and many other species can do the exact same thing without being furries. What's your point?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:05:51 2015 No.14452079 File: 260 KB, 888x714, 1446695828197.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:05:54 2015 No.14452080 >>14452068 Something something my face not online etc etv

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:05:54 2015 No.14452081

>>14452063
>questionable fetishes

I'd call the validity of the word "fetish" into question if the content it was representing wasn't questionable, in this context.
I'd say they people picking up on that rather subjective point to put him down are just looking for an excuse to raise mindless vitriol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:06:05 2015 No.14452083 File: 11 KB, 255x180, 1449391559293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451858 It's probably nothing anon, i wouldn't be to worried are anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:06:49 2015 No.14452085 >>14452079 Adorable

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:07:47 2015 No.14452087 >>14452079 This reminds me of the pic with the guy being swarmed by his daughters. You know the one. Ah to live the dream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:08:39 2015 No.14452093 >>14452063 >>Also, giving him a silly nickname to look clever Considering it's shit writers like him and Bollocks that attract these idiots, I bet they're their fans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:09:20 2015 No.14452096 >>14452074 >>14452069 You are so fucking creepy, and I've had at length chats with necropedo kun

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:09:22 2015 No.14452097 >>14452074 Fetch me the rolled up newspaper here. We've got a live one

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:10:05 2015 No.14452099 >>14452093 >comparing Quicksilver to Bollocks The hate for him has really spiked, hasn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:10:23 2015 No.14452105 >>14452077 I'm not even Alp, I just like his shit. Other writefags get love and aren't accused of samefagging.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:11:22 2015 No.14452109 >>14452083 Good. I'll just go about my day like nothing happened. I'm sure it'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:11:25 2015 No.14452111 >>14452099 It's just one guy that gets extremely analpained over Quicksilver.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:11:48 2015 No.14452113 >>14452097 >being mean to cute alps who just want to love Fo shame anon.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:11:57 2015 No.14452114

>>14452081
Not him but have you seen all his /d/ fetishes? Once he put the list out there, it's super easy to see when he tries to shoehorn various ones in. I mean
>Being dumb enough to post diaper jubjub
That's beyond any dumb ass stuff Nyan ever did. That's some seriously bad decision making.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:12:04 2015 No.14452115 Come on, keep up the writefag drama, get banned already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:12:26 2015 No.14452116 >>14452105 I wonder why. Could it be because he's an insufferable, attentionwhoring faggot who can't write for shit but keeps on turning every fucking thread into a discussion about himself?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:12:44 2015 No.14452118 >>14452081 Being into little girls is a bit more than "questionable" >>14452099 He doesn't exactly deserve hate, but the amount of love the thread give him is a bit much after he just posts long and generic greentexts with mediocre writing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:12:59 2015 No.14452119 >>14452114 He posted that already? I never saw it.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:14:22 2015 No.14452128
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>>14452087
Too many daughters for me. I'd probably want to stop at four, and be most comfortable with three.
If you can handle it, being swarmed with little fox children sounds quite nice, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:14:25 2015 No.14452129 >>14452118 >Being into little girls is a bit more than "questionable" Oh, so you're just a normie then. Maybe lurk more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:14:31 2015 No.14452131 >>14452111 >one guy I hate this mentality. More than one person can have opinions that differ from you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:14:33 2015 No.14452132 >>14452113 The last time I was nice to an Alp terrible things happened

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:14:45 2015 No.14452135 >>14452114 As much as I like Quicksilver I have to agree. Having one of my favorite Harpy species first actual stories involve diaperfaggotry is just depressing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:15:08 2015 No.14452136 >>14452131 This

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:15:22 2015 No.14452137 Sunday threads are so shit that jumping into a pit of Cait Sith/Matango crossbreeds would almost be more enjoyable. Almost.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:15:48 2015 No.14452139 >>14452132 Such as?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:15:48 2015 No.14452140
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>>14451858
I wouldn't worry about it, anon. Probably just the mail-oni being drunk on the job again, delivering to the wrong house and whatnot. Also, please leave your front door unlocked tonight

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:16:06 2015 No.14452141 >>14452129 >normie I've noticed this popping up a lot when anyone criticizes Quicksilver. It doesn't stop being fucking stupid either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:16:52 2015 No.14452144 File: 489 KB, 1162x850, 1435993394757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >being a degenerate >in 2015 disgusting desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:17:23 2015 No.14452147 >>14452096 Don't be so mean, sweetie~ Imagine how much fun we could have together. You just need an open mind. And ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:17:27 2015 No.14452148 >>14452137 I volunteer for the slug girl pit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:17:34 2015 No.14452150 >>14452137 Funny, I'm quite comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:17:57 2015 No.14452151 >>14452140 That's an oddly specific request, but ok. You helped me by answering my question so I guess I can do something like that.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:18:00 2015 No.14452152

>>14452114
If he is writing his own fetishes into his own stories because he enjoys them, I'd hardly call it shoehorning. Individuals in the thread may dislike it, but in the end, it is monstergirl content. There is no reason beyond one's personal opinion to not post it.

>>14452118
Perhaps. Of course, if we turned this into a discussion about lolicon, it'd already be a forgone conclusion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:18:25 2015 No.14452153 >>14452144 Oh look, another RP retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:19:13 2015 No.14452155 >>14452147 >thinking I'll be the bitch in the unlikely event I'd have trap sex Hon hon hon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:20:02 2015 No.14452161 >>14452152 >All fetishes are equal Not interested in dealing with this bullshit today. Feel free to rope someone else into that argument though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:20:10 2015 No.14452162 >>14452153 Oh look, another grumpy alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:20:36 2015 No.14452163 >>14452155 You're the one so uncomfortable with the idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:21:01 2015 No.14452166 Janitor / mod please b& these retards already. Don't give them a warning, three days vacation pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:21:20 2015 No.14452169 File: 1.40 MB, 2000x4000, 1404069181518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452148 If there's an Oomukade pit then I want to volunteer for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:21:24 2015 No.14452170 >>14452128 >haremfag >have at least three daughters with each waifu I've blundered.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:21:42 2015 No.14452171 >>14452161 Please quote the exact part of my post where I said that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:22:05 2015 No.14452172 >>14452162 Don't project, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:23:11 2015 No.14452176 File: 74 KB, 307x213, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't mind me, just testing image transparency settings

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:23:56 2015 No.14452180 File: 223 KB, 1100x587, 1426276554837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [angry wendigo yelling]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:24:33 2015 No.14452181 How would your waifu react to you forgetting her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:26:22 2015 No.14452187 >>14452176 Lurk frog. Also taking requests if you want a lurkin MG pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:26:27 2015 No.14452188 File: 1.09 MB, 992x1403, 1449227315848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452180 >"Agawawawa!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:26:42 2015 No.14452192 >>14452181 What waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:27:01 2015 No.14452193 >>14452169 Loser.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:27:27 2015 No.14452195 File: 108 KB, 379x224, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452187 forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:28:13 2015 No.14452200 File: 409 KB, 1000x1017, 1446173288902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452180 Wendigos would probably be terrifying if they got mad at you for any reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:28:48 2015 No.14452204 I want to have slow, loving cuddlesex with my Kobold daughteru while she licks my face and I lick hers back!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:28:51 2015 No.14452205 >>14452172 Such a unique post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:29:05 2015 No.14452208 File: 184 KB, 1058x1920, 1444539852195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna sniff polt after she's had a intense workout

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:29:47 2015 No.14452211 File: 281 KB, 913x1280, 1406906731246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452193 I may be a loser but at least I'd be a happy loser in that pit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:29:51 2015 No.14452212 >>14452200 Pfffft, as if they could do anything. All I have to do is not move.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:30:17 2015 No.14452213 File: 46 KB, 241x142, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452195 Lurk slime maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:30:34 2015 No.14452214 >>14452208 Go back to /a/ furfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:30:35 2015 No.14452216 >>14452195 Lurking hellhound

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:31:35 2015 No.14452219 >>14452200 I want to lick that Wendigos large puffy nipples.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:31:47 2015 No.14452220 >>14452208 2furry for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:32:36 2015 No.14452222 >>14452204 >not ballslapping hate sex while you pound her from behind calling her a bad girl as she fruitlessly wonders what she did

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Sun Dec 6 13:33:01 2015 No.14452225

Got done with another day in the life of an unhappy paladin. Three weeks for it is longer than I prefer, but a lot better than the last time.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

Now I'm going to go sleep. I'll say, though, that I'm glad to know that there are theories banging around; it means that people are curious about the story, and the world around it. Makes me feel like I'm doing things right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:33:23 2015 No.14452226 File: 102 KB, 470x274, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452216 Delivar

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:33:26 2015 No.14452227 >>14452211 Yould be a sticky and gross loser when they're done

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:33:38 2015 No.14452228 >>14452222 Sometimes you just want a change from the norm I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:34:04 2015 No.14452229 >>14452225 Can someone write a summary real quick? I'd like to know what I'm getting in and if there's spanking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:34:14 2015 No.14452230 File: 695 KB, 250x165, AndTheThreadBurns.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is great. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. All it needs is lantern announcing that he's canceling his story and this would be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:34:15 2015 No.14452231 File: 96 KB, 497x649, 1445647790977.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452219 Ararawawara, you don't want an older Wendigo like me, do you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:34:18 2015 No.14452232 >>14452226 Thank you Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:35:15 2015 No.14452237 >>14452230 >>14452225 What? How? Goddammit. Of all times to update, you choose now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:35:26 2015 No.14452238 >>14452228 Mein neger

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:35:37 2015 No.14452239 >>14452229 Lanternon doesn't do smut. Yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:35:38 2015 No.14452240 >>14452187 Jinko. Pharaoh & snek. Ogre.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:36:03 2015 No.14452241 File: 57 KB, 435x600, freud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would Freud like monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:37:12 2015 No.14452242 File: 201 KB, 727x360, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452226 I wonder who could be behind this post?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:38:02 2015 No.14452249 Slime girl being kept in a glass jar and thrown into the sea. She slowly sinks to the bottom of the ocean and rests on the sea floor with no hope for ever being saved

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:38:06 2015 No.14452250 >>14452241 >walking elektra and jocasta complexes Hue

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:38:35 2015 No.14452253
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>>14452181
She'd continue to not be real. And with me not thinking about her, she'd not even exist within the realm of thought anymore.

I wonder how long until people with monstergirl waifus actually start to lose interest and forget about them. Sure, people like Miiafag, Gazer guy and Jabberwock dude are obsessed now.
But one thing about having a waifu tied in to an external medium (like EMG, MGE, or even the idea of monstergirls in general) is that when you eventually burn out or lose interest, you're probably going to lose interest in the waifu, even if it happens later on.

Will these threads still be here, five years from now? Will they even be recognisable to the threads we have now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:38:52 2015 No.14452255 >>14452241 I bet he'd dick the daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:39:20 2015 No.14452259 >>14452242 >>14452226 >>14452213 >>14452195 >>14452176 Stop dumping anytime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:40:22 2015 No.14452261 File: 60 KB, 382x150, asdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452240 Fine, here's the last one >>14452259

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:40:33 2015 No.14452262 >>14452259 stop being so salty anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:41:41 2015 No.14452265 >>14452148 Me too, slug girls deserve a chance to find a boyfriend, just like any other monstergirl. I want to give them all a hug and tell them they never have to be lonely ever again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:42:09 2015 No.14452268 >>14452262 Shut up newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:43:23 2015 No.14452274 >>14452253 >Will these threads still be here, five years from now? I'm sure there are plenty of other anons who will take our place

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:44:12 2015 No.14452276 >>14452259 Transparencies are better than paladin posting and writefag drama.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:44:23 2015 No.14452277 >>14452253 Money spent won't come back, and merchandise bought won't return to the store. I'll never forget, at least.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:45:12 2015 No.14452278 File: 50 KB, 400x323, 1444079998482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How old are the rest of you? 24 here

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:46:23 2015 No.14452282 >>14452278 25. But I'm not a regular, and this is probably my first and last visit here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:47:29 2015 No.14452284 >>14452278 Christmas cake here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:47:32 2015 No.14452286 >>14452278 8,101 days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:47:58 2015 No.14452287 >>14452278 27 here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:48:05 2015 No.14452288 >>14452278 27

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:48:15 2015 No.14452289 >>14452278 21.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:48:47 2015 No.14452291 >>14452278 23

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:49:02 2015 No.14452294 87.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:49:48 2015 No.14452296 >>14452282 go, save yourself from this terrible thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:50:26 2015 No.14452298 >>14452278 22

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:51:28 2015 No.14452301 >>14452278 Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:52:43 2015 No.14452306 File: 395 KB, 167x887, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I won't lie, I'm mildly hyped for that DMM game coming soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:52:45 2015 No.14452307 >>14452278 20

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:53:01 2015 No.14452309 File: 599 KB, 777x1100, f950793685627501996b4883b03f69f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452278 26, 27 soon. I want a nice Lich to turn me into an undead so I don't get any older.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:53:04 2015 No.14452310 >>14452278 18

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:54:06 2015 No.14452313 >>14452296 It's too late for him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:54:37 2015 No.14452315 I'm 21 and today is my birthday so give me free stuff

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:55:39 2015 No.14452319 >>14452278 19

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:55:52 2015 No.14452321 File: 128 KB, 603x1000, 6130cru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452315 I'll give you this brown mouse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:56:38 2015 No.14452323 >>14452225 At least something nice happened.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:56:46 2015 No.14452324 >>14452237 >shitposter blatantly lamenting he is sad shit is not hitting the fan, etc. Transparent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:56:56 2015 No.14452326 File: 336 KB, 540x628, poltacutie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452315 here, have a nice picture of polt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:57:08 2015 No.14452327 >>14452321 I like this brown mouse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:57:55 2015 No.14452329 >>14452313 Says who? Fuck you, I'm out. Have fun never seeing me again and being unable to say so because I'm Anonymous and anyone else will be able to impersonate me. I'll go look for spanking pics in a different thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:58:28 2015 No.14452331 >>14452315 It's not really my birthday though, so you anons should.. 'Punish' me now. Pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:58:33 2015 No.14452332 >>14452321 What would a brown mouse smell like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:58:37 2015 No.14452333 File: 738 KB, 1000x936, e8df131b36716aa75777666e23e9b2ca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452315 Have a wife slime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:59:13 2015 No.14452336 >>14452306 Me too.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:59:34 2015 No.14452338

>>14452225
>http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2
Firstly, I'm just more convinced my theory is right, only that his dad was Incubized or captured too.
Secondly, it was cool that we got to see how the FERAL organization worked. I've been wondering since the first story. It's interesting to see they;re the opposite to what I imagined - they all seem rather pro-monster for people dedicated to removing the nastier aspects from society. It makes me wonder what the Autocrat is planning.
It also feels suspect that the changed woman claims to feel the same, but better. Surely if there's no downside to the process everyone would do it, it makes believing her story difficult, unless the Baphomet fucked up of course.

At any rate that was some lovely world building. Nice one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:59:34 2015 No.14452339 File: 107 KB, 700x479, 1447728457713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452278 21, going 22 on the 19th.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:59:40 2015 No.14452340 >>14452332 KFC

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 13:59:55 2015 No.14452342 >>14452278 21

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:00:00 2015 No.14452343 >>14452332 she has a hint of curry

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:00:31 2015 No.14452345 >>14452324 I haven't shitpost once. I'm just watching the rest of you burn it to the ground. Good try though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:01:14 2015 No.14452346 File: 485 KB, 1200x1165, 37784bc777c87e29004cd7d57dab7372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452315 Elf butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:01:25 2015 No.14452347 >>14452329 Then why did you come here looking for spanking pictures in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:01:51 2015 No.14452349 >>14452225 >trying to write >lantern updates Goddammit. Also, that was great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:02:06 2015 No.14452351 >>14452326 >Shota Hunter I get the feeling that Polt is going to jail soon. Or maybe the artist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:02:38 2015 No.14452353 >>14452332 Lavender with a hint of some sort of spice, flavoured with the tiniest hint of sweat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:03:07 2015 No.14452354 >>14452278 21.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:03:28 2015 No.14452355 http://i.imgur.com/W1Bsn2f.jpg I want to fuck a Floran.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:03:54 2015 No.14452358 File: 193 KB, 850x1233, fox-02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have a cute fox to cheer you up

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:05:11 2015 No.14452362 >>14452358 She looks like she needs some cheering up herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:05:21 2015 No.14452363 >>14452355 Monorus drew that I assume?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:05:24 2015 No.14452364 >>14452225 Oh no, a tragic past!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:05:44 2015 No.14452365 >>14452358 I want to take that dress off Ogami style

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:06:07 2015 No.14452366 >>14452225 That fading thing is creepy as fuck, and considering most monstergirls are succubi, that shit must be nightmare fuel for them. Just how many citizens have just vanished, only to be forgotten forever?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:06:40 2015 No.14452368 >>14452366 >citizens You mean monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:07:18 2015 No.14452369 File: 717 KB, 1350x849, 1446696603535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452346 Kejourou butt

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:07:22 2015 No.14452370 >>14452363 BarbarianK

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:07:50 2015 No.14452373 >>14452365 Ogami style?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:08:03 2015 No.14452374 File: 123 KB, 700x560, 1449428883025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >D-don't look!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:08:29 2015 No.14452378 >>14452225 That fading thing is exactly why I love your writing. It's nice having some small details for the world building.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:09:04 2015 No.14452379 >>14452370 Oh, I got their coloring and linework methods mixed up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:09:16 2015 No.14452380 File: 147 KB, 850x600, wolf45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452369 mofu butt

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:09:47 2015 No.14452381 >>14452321 whoah! a shiny dormouse! I'll trade my shiny kiki for it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:10:47 2015 No.14452383 File: 499 KB, 307x213, asdf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:10:59 2015 No.14452384 >>14451505 Fuck you, I wanted to fuck that Oni. I throw Mamono mana in her face and I look at her transforming into a MG. After that, I thank her with sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:11:51 2015 No.14452386 >>14452383 oh, you

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:13:13 2015 No.14452389 >>14452383 Eek! You scare me, you damn memecat rapist!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:13:52 2015 No.14452390 >>14452383 Clever piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:14:26 2015 No.14452393 >>14452389 >Eek! What kind of faggot says 'eek'?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:17:47 2015 No.14452399 >>14452389 Did you seriously just said the word "eeek"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:17:47 2015 No.14452400 >>14452278 22

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:18:23 2015 No.14452403 >>14452383 Why can't the thread have more of this and less of everything else?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:19:29 2015 No.14452405 >>14452403 We don't deserve nice things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:21:16 2015 No.14452410 >>14452381 >trading a maid for a lump who sleeps all day Literally retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:22:00 2015 No.14452414 Asking a genuine question, what's officially known about Gazers from MGE? Is there a 'known' Gazer character or is it purely referenced as a species?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:23:42 2015 No.14452419 >>14452373 >I have never read lone wolf and cub or samurai executioner Not entirely your fault though, I should have said kesa style.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:26:55 2015 No.14452427 I should be writing. Not sitting in this thread shitposting with you gents

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:27:26 2015 No.14452429 >>14452384 You JUST happen to carry concentrated MM around?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:28:11 2015 No.14452431 File: 1.63 MB, 1560x2200, 1438243025007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:29:02 2015 No.14452432 >>14452429 He probably has a bunch of it in his pocket.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:29:35 2015 No.14452435 >>14452429 You don't?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:29:36 2015 No.14452436 >>14452427 Do I need to crack the whip again, boy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:30:14 2015 No.14452438 >>14452431 I want to sneak into a shrine and lay down next to a sleeping ryu priestess. Then we wait.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:30:18 2015 No.14452439 >>14452427 I kinda gave up on writing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:30:42 2015 No.14452441 >>14452410 but the dormouse is cuter than some stupid maid

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:32:41 2015 No.14452448 >>14452414 The latter. Check the wiki.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:32:46 2015 No.14452449 >>14452432 >bare >in his pocket >his pants come to life and start talking about how great it is to have him inside her >>14452435 Fuck you Archer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:33:06 2015 No.14452450 >>14452414 We just know what's in the profile and that they can harden their gel along with shaping it thanks to KC's Q&A.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:33:40 2015 No.14452452 >>14452449 Phrasing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:34:40 2015 No.14452453 >>14452441 And blind as well, poor thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:35:56 2015 No.14452455 >>14452448 >>14452450 Nothing else? That's kind of surprising. How do you feel if somebody says "Gazer is my waifu"? Is there enough information to even consider having a set Gazer as a waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:37:12 2015 No.14452461 File: 366 KB, 567x802, 1406745568885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no fat-bottomed loli Dark Elf to boss you around and make you feel motivated enough to do something worthwhile

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:37:34 2015 No.14452462 >>14452429 MM is like a divine item, you can do anything you want with it, so of course I carry some of it around. >>14452449 >Anon walks around some MGs who don't notice him >Pants say that Anon's dick is so hard right now >Rape Win.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:39:38 2015 No.14452463 >>14452461 Damn it Anon, I don't deserve this level of depression this early into y day

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:39:47 2015 No.14452464 >>14452455 Waifu is a joke term stop taking yourself so seriously

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:40:25 2015 No.14452470 >>14452464 I'm genuinely curious, for those who actually go by the word though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:41:00 2015 No.14452473 How many times do I have to creampie a cheshire before I turn into an anubis? I feel like I was lied to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:41:37 2015 No.14452475 >>14452455 Most people jut find a monstergirl they like they like based on their profile and go from there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:41:41 2015 No.14452476 >>14452455 Waifus find them, anon. There is no set explanation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:41:44 2015 No.14452477 >>14452462 >divine

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:42:36 2015 No.14452482 >>14452475 Yeah I just headcanon the details of my favorite MG

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:43:01 2015 No.14452484 >>14452473 This is a fishing pole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:43:19 2015 No.14452485 >>14452475 >>14452476 >>14452482 Alright, I'm just trying to understand, thank you for responding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:44:22 2015 No.14452486 >>14452470 The waifufags we have around here are generally pretty nice, they seem devoted enough. I don't see why they'd put in as much effort as they do if they didn't really feel something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:47:02 2015 No.14452494 >>14452486 No one here is nice, stop lying to him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:47:30 2015 No.14452496 File: 112 KB, 1920x1080, 1409546421628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452464 >Waifu is a joke term

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:47:36 2015 No.14452497

>>14452486
Jabberwockfag and Miiafag have both spent ridiculous amounts on their waifus and Gazerfag is dedicated enough to trawl the internet for artists taking requests and got more art of her drawn than anyone else here has of their favourite.

A man doesn't do that kind of stuff without being serious about his waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:48:00 2015 No.14452499 >>14452494 Shh don't scare people away, it's a slow day today.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:49:58 2015 No.14452507 >>14452494 Hold the phone faggotron, I'm a pretty cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:50:40 2015 No.14452511 >>14452484 She said I would turn into an anubis if I kept at it, but it's been a few days now, and I'm getting suspicious

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:52:10 2015 No.14452514 >>14452497 Don't forget what they contribute, Jabberwockfag with his calendar commissions, Miiafag with his titpads and dakis, and Gazerfag with his dump and the frequency of art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:54:40 2015 No.14452519 File: 431 KB, 800x706, 1449431680793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey, are you my master?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:55:54 2015 No.14452523 >>14452519 >master Ewww. No, go away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:56:10 2015 No.14452524 >>14452519 how the fuck would I know

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:56:46 2015 No.14452526 >>14452519 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:56:49 2015 No.14452527 >>14452514 Don't forget that Casterfag, and the Anubusfag, and uhh Foxfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:57:22 2015 No.14452529 Are the grimdark children gone, can I finally start browsing the thread again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:57:30 2015 No.14452530 >>14452519 sure why not

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:57:30 2015 No.14452531 >>14452507 You're a piece of shit. I'm a piece of shut. EVERYONE here is a piece of shit. Being nice half the time means jackshit. Can you say you've never list yourself to the frenzy of a shitstorm? There's a reason people avoid us, and I say good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:58:03 2015 No.14452532 >>14452519 I'm just a boring wageslave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:58:34 2015 No.14452533 >>14452529 /tg/ is never truly gone, you should know that by now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:58:45 2015 No.14452534 File: 1012 KB, 2508x3541, 01547044e07e42de69451906475c5d52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452519 I'm nobodies master, but Tamamo is still wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 14:59:23 2015 No.14452537 >>14452519 Hell yeah I'll be your master. >ftw you're melee oriented and will probably get her killed

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:00:26 2015 No.14452541 >>14452529 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:01:28 2015 No.14452544 >>14452529 If you draw attention to it they'll return out of spite

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:01:43 2015 No.14452545 >>14452519 Caster is a fucking whore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:02:00 2015 No.14452547 >>14452225 >Only one monster in the fading ward >implying it used to be full but no one remembers I generally side with Victor, but that is horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:03:18 2015 No.14452549 File: 684 KB, 1000x1396, d112372cf842a7b7ed398e1a94490307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14450828 Scary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:04:29 2015 No.14452552 File: 150 KB, 619x903, ss+(2015-12-06+at+09.03.29).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452358 That's a cute fox, but it's not really helping.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:04:36 2015 No.14452553 File: 973 KB, 851x1262, NEW_Isolated_Ahri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ahri figure comes out on the 7th. anyone gonna get it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:04:55 2015 No.14452554 File: 682 KB, 800x1030, 1446448046826-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what skin color is best for MG's?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:05:31 2015 No.14452557 >>14452554 depends on the MG.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:05:39 2015 No.14452558 >>14452553 Looks like crap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:05:56 2015 No.14452562 >>14452553 nah I don't play shit games

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:06:30 2015 No.14452564 >>14452549 That guy deserves it for being a weak piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:06:44 2015 No.14452565 >>14452549 No one is going to bitch if I kill this one right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:07:12 2015 No.14452569 >>14452553 The face and neck ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:08:20 2015 No.14452573 >>14452565 I will.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:08:31 2015 No.14452575 >>14452565 Fuck off already

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:08:36 2015 No.14452577 >>14452553 Looks like a lieral hooker, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:11:21 2015 No.14452589 >>14452573 I don't care, was just gauging really. >>14452575 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:13:19 2015 No.14452594 >>14452589 Maybe they both enjoy rough sex, and she is respecting his boundaries?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:14:27 2015 No.14452598 File: 60 KB, 732x1090, 1449432867313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452554 just like 3DPD anon ___White.____

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:14:57 2015 No.14452601 >>14452565 >Implying you can kill anything Being tough on the internet doesn't count, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:15:41 2015 No.14452605 >>14452601 Cry more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:16:59 2015 No.14452607 >>14452594 There's rough sex, then there's crushing a gut's trachea with a 50 pound blunt instrument. >>14452601 >muh invincible monsters! Here's your (You)

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:17:00 2015 No.14452608 >>14452605 >He thinks he can make people mad

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:17:53 2015 No.14452611 >>14452607 It could be a wiffle bat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:18:16 2015 No.14452613 >>14452598 I want a short with Slender Woman now

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:18:22 2015 No.14452615 >>14452565 You don't know if it's consensual.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:18:24 2015 No.14452616 >>14452553 She looks she's had zero sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:18:49 2015 No.14452618 >>14452608 You seem pretty mad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:18:54 2015 No.14452619 >>14452607 >muh invincible monsters! Way to invent something I didn't say

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:19:27 2015 No.14452621 >>14452607 Anon I think it was less he was implying that monsters are unbeatable, and more that he was implying you're a weak shit who talks a bigger game than he can back up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:20:01 2015 No.14452624 >>14452611 >pretending to be retarded >>14452615 Better to be wrong than dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:20:47 2015 No.14452625 You're given the chance to turn one white monster girl brown and in return, turn one brown monster girl white. Which two do you switch?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:21:02 2015 No.14452626 >tfw we can't bring up any of our old writefags without a shitstorm happening This is not good for business anons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:21:16 2015 No.14452627 >>14452624 Prove to me that it's not a wiffle bat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:21:54 2015 No.14452630 >>14452625 Elf and Dark Elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:21:55 2015 No.14452631 >>14452621 That's what guns are for. Not that I have any interest in hurting MGs, but they are the great equalizer for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:22:29 2015 No.14452633 >>14452625 >implying there can't be variety among species I'm disappointed in you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:22:47 2015 No.14452636 >>14452626 It's a Sunday daytime, it's always shitstorm central no matter what you mention. I'm sure given the chance someone would start a shitstorm over carrot cake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:23:01 2015 No.14452638 File: 128 KB, 858x800, 1423178691216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452625 Titania brown. Yeti white.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:23:06 2015 No.14452639 >>14452618 I'm so mad I want to kill imaginary things for not acting the way I want. Oh wait.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:23:32 2015 No.14452641 >>14452627 Determined to be stupid to the end. Look at the neck, near the collarbone, where the kanabo is being pressed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:24:56 2015 No.14452651 >>14452641 So? You can press down with a wiffle bat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:25:10 2015 No.14452652 >>14452636 carrots a shit reeee anyone who likes them is gay reeeeee

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:25:33 2015 No.14452655 Defeating/Taking charge with monster girls is not allowed here anons, it's been proved multiple times.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:26:02 2015 No.14452657

>>14452631
Most monsters are pretty quick though. Plus there are a few problems.
If it's a fantasy setting, then how the fuck did you get a gun?
If it's a modern setting, you can't publicly carry firearms and shoot someone because A: That's wrong. And B: Someone will call the cops and likely stop you faster than you could say "I was born in the USA."
And if you DID shoot her with the intent to kill, you'd get sent to monster jail WITHOUT your gun.
I'm not saying you can't kill monstergirls anon, but it just doesn't seem like a good idea.
And why would you want to kill the things we waifu in a thread about waifus?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:26:45 2015 No.14452660 >>14452651 Fuck this, I'm going to kill that ogre and drink your tears out of her skull.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:27:12 2015 No.14452664 Oh boy, the false flagger is here again to whine about how maledom isn't allowed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:27:39 2015 No.14452665 >>14452660 You can't drink out of a skull, you silly. Maybe you'll feel better after a time out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:28:26 2015 No.14452667 File: 378 KB, 441x600, 15666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452652 Don't say that, you'll upset the rabbits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:29:47 2015 No.14452672 >>14452667 Rabbits are dumb too, why do they have to fellate their food? ffs, at least get a dildo or something. Mommy told me to never play with my food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:30:17 2015 No.14452675 File: 109 KB, 625x626, 4363474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452655 Yeah it's like we never talk about Kobolds, or maids, or anything like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:30:31 2015 No.14452676 >>14452665 Watch me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:30:49 2015 No.14452678 File: 750 KB, 1080x1030, gazer myheartpumpspiss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:31:29 2015 No.14452681 >>14452675 Oh wow, one monster girl out of hundreds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:31:37 2015 No.14452682 File: 339 KB, 848x1200, 562f3dc0a0d03a4e04e0f2d938fb4a0d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452672 It's their culture, don't be a racist anon. I wouldn't mind letting one play with my carrot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:32:11 2015 No.14452685 >>14452678 Hello spooky smelly neet.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:32:12 2015 No.14452684
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>>14452554
Demons and Succubi - Blue

Hellhounds - Slate Grey, followed by molten iron tones of orange, yellow and white on her front when aroused; Or pure white like the winter snow for Cocytus Hound

Shoggoth - Implying you can classify a perfect being with your small meat-body dimensions

P'Orcs - Either pink or crispy brown

Elves - High Elves a shit, Dark Elves a best.

Oni - Red for high impact babymaking; Blue for high impact babymaking and nursing play

Manticore - Turkish Rosewater

Sneks - Purple

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:32:22 2015 No.14452686 >>14452678 Nice thighs/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:32:59 2015 No.14452688 >>14452678 That's one mean looking Gazer, did someone call her favourite game shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:33:28 2015 No.14452692 >>14452682 But what if she gets hungry and bites you, thinking you're food? This is a dangerous, scary tradition they have. It must be stopped at all costs!

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:33:47 2015 No.14452693

>>14452657
It's a fantasy setting. Somewhere there's some kind of techno/steam-punk city. Even if there wasn't, muskets.

If I pulled a gun and shot a monster that was crushing the windpipe of the man she was raping, do you seriously think anyone would bat an eye?

I'd never hurt a waifu or decent monster, anon. That monster however, is either going to prison or getting shot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:34:42 2015 No.14452696 File: 1.42 MB, 1900x1080, 1420094097633.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452684 >Cocytus Hound I wish these thread-born Hellhound varieties would get expanded upon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:34:55 2015 No.14452698 >>14452613 if only I could write... every time I do write here I either go unnoticed or cause four or five people incoherent rage

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:34:57 2015 No.14452700 >>14452681 Stop playing dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:35:08 2015 No.14452702 File: 188 KB, 760x596, Skulls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452676 It won't work. Maybe you should take ten deep breaths.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:36:17 2015 No.14452704 File: 125 KB, 934x874, gazer pixel-heiopei.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's another I've not posted. Thanks for being kind up a bit above. >>14452685 Hello. >>14452686 Her thighs are nice indeed. >>14452688 She's just happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:36:22 2015 No.14452705 File: 202 KB, 760x596, 1440912342052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452702 I love this guy's work

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:36:36 2015 No.14452706 >>14452698 Why not change your name?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:36:50 2015 No.14452708 >>14452700 Stop replying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:37:22 2015 No.14452709 >>14452700 It's the truth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:37:51 2015 No.14452710 >>14452698 If you're not posting shit, I probably read and enjoyed it and will continue to do so.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:38:54 2015 No.14452714

>>14452693
>a monster that was crushing the windpipe of the man she was raping
Do you really believe that monstergirls literally shatter pelvises and other parts of a mans body? That shit was just used in these threads for kicks.

Hell, even Ushi-oni and other "snusnu" monsters aren't actually as rough as the threads makes them out to be. And if they were "rough", mamonomana would just do its job and prevent any harm from occurring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:40:27 2015 No.14452721 File: 194 KB, 679x1242, 3462345235345345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] eh..

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:40:46 2015 No.14452722 >>14452714 Implying that was MGE.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:41:49 2015 No.14452727

>>14452366
The first time I read about the concept of "fading" like that was in one of the Dragonlance books, and it horrified me on a pretty base level. Being removed from the world to such an extent that even your family and most loved ones will never think about you, or even know that you spent a life with them, is something that just strikes me on a primal level.
Same thing as disintergration. As a way of dying, it makes me feel almost mentally nauseous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:41:51 2015 No.14452728 >>14452721 >Laska What a waste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:42:37 2015 No.14452729 >>14452727 Pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:43:13 2015 No.14452732 >>14452721 Say what you will about Alaska, but if my daughteru wrapped herself up as a gift for me, she's getting the sperm, all 425,000,000 of them or whatever the number is, health class was a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:44:29 2015 No.14452733 File: 581 KB, 1200x1600, 1442538151422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452684 >Demons and Succubi - Blue I'm sorry I can't hear you over how wrong you are

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:45:01 2015 No.14452735

>>14452714
>Do you really believe that monstergirls literally shatter pelvises and other parts of a mans body?
Chill, you're talking to a guy that likes manticores and hellhounds. No, I don't think even the"rough" ones have any desire to physically harm a human. However, I only made my point in regards to that specific picture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:45:16 2015 No.14452736 >>14452721 Christmas Laska is cute! CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:48:16 2015 No.14452743 File: 192 KB, 1050x1050, 1446135347860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452729 What can I say, I'm not a huge fan of death and/or dying. Heck, even the death by shrinking in the Ant-Man film sort of unsettled me, as well as being gross.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:48:44 2015 No.14452746 >>14452733 Every single damn picture of her manages to be simultaneously sexy and cute. I know the two aren't mutually exclusive, but still.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:49:39 2015 No.14452751 >>14452696 I lack the drive or the time to pursue expanding a Cocytus based Hellhound. Especially because then she'd really be a special snowflake of Sue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:50:18 2015 No.14452753 >>14452743 >Death by shrinking. Oh god that was the worst. And it gets even worse when you remember that you don't die. You just shrink forever with no way to get back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:51:44 2015 No.14452756 File: 1.96 MB, 518x659, 235234563467345345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452728 eh.. i just needed to get it out of my system

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:53:19 2015 No.14452761

>>14452753
Actually, I was referring to the guy who was shrunk down into a stain of pulsating flesh, and deposited in the toilet.
But Yellowjacket's fate is quite a horror to comprehend, too. That movie did quite a good job of conveying just how freaky shrinking down into the quantum world would be, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:53:40 2015 No.14452763 >>14452756 Better Laska than another pic of your shitty self insert to be honest

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:54:20 2015 No.14452765 >>14452756 You look sick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:54:22 2015 No.14452766 >>14452756 You have a tumblr y'know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:56:01 2015 No.14452767 >>14452732 >You will never tie Laska up with tinsel in her santa outfit and give her all 4,250,000 sperm while jamming a candy cane into her cat derriere

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:56:31 2015 No.14452772 >>14452761 Oh yeah, that. That was freaky as hell. And I was talking about what happened to Wasp. Yellowjacket's just dead. I'm really hoping they can save Janet at some point because I'd love to see what two Wasps can do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 15:57:33 2015 No.14452774 >>14452767 >You will never tie Laska up with tinsel in her santa outfit and throw her in the trash where she belongs. Fixed it for ya' there pal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:00:47 2015 No.14452783 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, majuu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you ever let you're yandere waifu touch you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:01:57 2015 No.14452785 >>14452756 Haohi feet when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:03:24 2015 No.14452791 >>14452783 I'd let her touch my whole body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:03:43 2015 No.14452792 >>14452785 Dear god, will shut up about it? Fucking foot people, I swear...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:04:15 2015 No.14452794 >>14452783 This: >>14452791 I just want to be held, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:05:05 2015 No.14452796 File: 476 KB, 1264x1254, 1438831275739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452794

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:09:14 2015 No.14452807 File: 1015 KB, 1050x1680, 53913123_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:10:37 2015 No.14452811 >>14452796 >vore >snuff Go directly to hell. Do not pass ggo.Do not collect 200 dollars.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:11:10 2015 No.14452813 >>14452807 shit fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:11:21 2015 No.14452814 >>14452811 Just read it, the tags are misleading.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:11:22 2015 No.14452815 >>14452796 Oh man, I loved that story. She was said to be a monster, but was loving and caring all along. Those villagers that betrayed her were the real monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:11:56 2015 No.14452817 >>14452811 Read it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:12:10 2015 No.14452820 >>14452811 you're funny

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:12:13 2015 No.14452821 >>14452811 Have you actually looked at the hmanga to make that judgement?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:13:47 2015 No.14452826 >>14452811 >Go directly to hell But I'm already here.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:16:38 2015 No.14452839

>>14452727
It reminds me of one of Matt Smith's seasons of Doctor Who, where the big crisis that season were gaps in space time that completely erased anyone caught up in them entirely. It sounds fucking horrible, and actually gives some sense behind the more desperate monsters in Lanternon's story - its rape or be erased forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:17:48 2015 No.14452842 >>14452839 >Watching Doctor Who Go away Tumblr.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:19:18 2015 No.14452844
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>>14452253
>I wonder how long until people with monstergirl waifus actually start to lose interest and forget about them. Sure, people like Miiafag, Gazer guy and Jabberwock dude are obsessed now.
>But one thing about having a waifu tied in to an external medium (like EMG, MGE, or even the idea of monstergirls in general) is that when you eventually burn out or lose interest, you're probably going to lose interest in the waifu, even if it happens later on.
Me personally, May 2016 will be our 2 year anniversary. The reason I decided she was my waifu was because she made me feel wonderful when I first met her, and that feeling didn't fade away with time. I think after a few months of fantasizing about her was when I felt I was dedicated enough to call her my waifu. As for these threads, I've been with them since late 2013, so I doubt I'll experience burnout anytime soon, especially considering Monster Girls themselves are such a wide interest, like Cyberpunk or something. It's a whole genre as opposed to a specific piece, which is harder to get burnout on. Even if I did get burnout on the genre, I doubt I'd get burnout on her. I know a few guys who like waifus from irredeemably dead and deader series who've been with them for a long period of time.

On the plus side, since my waifu is from a small doujin guy who loves fanart, as opposed to Jews, I never have to worry about getting in trouble posting her or viewing and sharing her content, unlike some other waifupeople I know, who's waifus are legally owned by Jews. As such, there's really no one to actively stop me in my love for my waifu and getting stuff for her, nor any threat of such a problem arising.

So hopefully, I'll be able to stick with her until the very bitter end.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:20:25 2015 No.14452845 >>14452842 Fuck off, the show has been around since the 60's. Just because Tennant brought along a bunch of retarded fansgirls doesn't mean I'm going to stop watching it.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:27:05 2015 No.14452861

>>14452839
"Hey, what is that ominous white light where all those equally ominous voices are coming from? Bill, I better go check it out."
"Good idea, Bob. I'll stay here and guard this blind girl against these monsters that will horribly muder you when you aren't looking at them."

"Hey, Bill, are you sure Bob will be okay? He's been gone for like twenty minutes now."
"Who's Bob?"
"Your best friend. The other guy who was guarding me. You do remember, don't you?"
"I've never had a friend called Bob, and there was only ever us two here. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go check out that ominous white light and leave you, the blind helpless girl, alone in a forest of monsters who will kill you if you so much as blink."

There's a lot of stuff Doctor Who isn't great at as a show, but it has its moments.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:30:21 2015 No.14452866 >>14452861 Moffat is fucking awful as a showrunner, but he can write nice stuff like that. Listen and Heaven Sent were both amazing episodes, its just a shame he can't make it a standard rather than the odd decent story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:30:27 2015 No.14452867 File: 182 KB, 413x511, 1442418875700.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452844 >May 2016 will be our 2 year anniversary

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:32:09 2015 No.14452874 >tfw I've written about so many waifu-esque characters that I can't choose one to be my 'true' waifu Why does this feel bad man?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:34:46 2015 No.14452881 >>14452783 Only with her own body parts. No sharps of any kind.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:35:03 2015 No.14452882

>>14452844
>Even if I did get burnout on the genre, I doubt I'd get burnout on her. I know a few guys who like waifus from irredeemably dead and deader series who've been with them for a long period of time.
Can confirm this will likely happen. My waifu of 6 years is a 2hu and although I haven't touched one of the games in nearly 2 years now or really had any interest in the setting I still stalk her art tags and would pick up a game with her in if one came out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:35:31 2015 No.14452883 >>14452867 I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to convey with that reaction image.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:38:09 2015 No.14452889 File: 88 KB, 800x600, N1nIvZz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452844 You absolute madman. I hope you stick with her too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:40:24 2015 No.14452893 >>14452545 And yet she's still the best Nasu girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:42:07 2015 No.14452896 >>14452874 You don't choose a waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:43:55 2015 No.14452902 >>14452882 Who's you're waifu,anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:44:38 2015 No.14452904 >>14452883 Isn't it obvious? You've crossed a line no sane man should ever cross.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:44:44 2015 No.14452906 >>14452896 Does that mean I have to take the harem route? Harems are tiring stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:45:01 2015 No.14452909 >>14452844 I don't know whether should I laught at your autism or admire your dedication >getting in trouble posting her or viewing and sharing her content What When did it ever happened?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:47:02 2015 No.14452915 >>14452906 You don't choose the waifu. The waifu chooses you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:47:47 2015 No.14452916 >>14452906 No, it means you will know when you find the correct one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:47:51 2015 No.14452917 File: 498 KB, 1062x1595, 1449438471766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452902

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:48:52 2015 No.14452922

>>14452815
That's kind of the point of Karakandra. She was just trying to protect people but because they feared her divine powers, they sacrificed her to the snake she was protecting them from.

It's not dissimilar to one Succubus snuff story where a Hero decides to let them drain him dry and give birth to a new Demon Lord because he makes the choice of letting them feed on a shota that was going to tell the village that he was having sex with demons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:51:36 2015 No.14452930 >>14452904 >2 years >Crossed a line Anon, 2 years with a waifu isn't nothing. >>14452882 has 6 years, and even that can pale to some other records out there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:52:28 2015 No.14452934 >>14452917 I somehow expected that it would be Yuyuko. My waifu is Youmu

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:53:19 2015 No.14452938 File: 890 KB, 1269x1800, Best Monster Girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you praised best girl today? There's still time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:54:47 2015 No.14452940 >>14452930 I'm so concerned right now, even the UN would be impressed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:55:04 2015 No.14452943 >>14452930 7 years here

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:57:58 2015 No.14452958 >>14452940 https://youtu.be/pzYGWF6qrts

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:57:59 2015 No.14452959 >>14452934 Good taste. I'm pretty fond of her due to her association with Yuyuko.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 16:58:55 2015 No.14452964 File: 1.03 MB, 1269x1800, HERMANO, BIENVENIDO A IMBOCA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452938 >>14452938 She was one of z-ton's best girls. Doesn't help I'm a Cthulhufag

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:00:35 2015 No.14452967 >>14452934 I hope you make a habit of reading http://exhentai.org/g/667495/e277868d5c/ at least once a week.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:02:43 2015 No.14452974 >>14452964 This is a good one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:02:59 2015 No.14452976 >>14452958 Admittedly not the best argument, or even an argument at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:04:53 2015 No.14452985 >>14452967 I know about this doujin, but I really can't self-insert into it, so I don't really like it, because it's like the other guy is fucking my waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:08:00 2015 No.14452996 >tfw can't even mention my waifu without getting ridiculed for my taste Would making her a monstergirl make her better?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:08:08 2015 No.14452997 >>14452985 Oh? Why not? The male seems faceless and devoid of character enough to make self-inserting possible. At least, that's what I'd think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:08:42 2015 No.14452998 I want a Wendigo that is grown up but still cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:10:06 2015 No.14453002 >>14452996 You know we will ask who's her, say it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:11:13 2015 No.14453008 >>14452996 Is it Asuna from SAO?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:12:13 2015 No.14453009 File: 133 KB, 960x544, 1449439933592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453002 >>14453008 Motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:12:44 2015 No.14453013 >>14452996 Monstergirls would make more waifus better

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:13:15 2015 No.14453014 >>14453008 Oh wow, that's a bad one. >>14453009 Dude, I'm so sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:13:44 2015 No.14453018 File: 174 KB, 416x396, kHruzBM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453009 Topkek

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:14:00 2015 No.14453019 File: 880 KB, 2304x1728, 1448223245927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You have to pick one of Crabman's Monster Girl species from the pic as a homestay. Which one is it and why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:14:42 2015 No.14453022 >>14452998 arawara boy >>14452231

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:15:05 2015 No.14453024 >>14453009 I remember you posting about having Asuna for a waifu previously. Now get better taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:15:07 2015 No.14453025 >>14453019 Cockatrice, because I want to chase her down and rape her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:15:20 2015 No.14453026 >>14453019 >You have to Oh, do I? My lawyer will hear of this!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:15:27 2015 No.14453028 >>14452997 Eh, it's just the very moment the guy's face appears I just think "Nope, that definitely can't be me" and after that I don't want to bring myself and read it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:15:46 2015 No.14453030 File: 128 KB, 858x800, white chocolate raspberry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14452638 Don't de-brown the Yetis

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:16:09 2015 No.14453031 >>14453014 >>14453018 >>14453024 See?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:16:36 2015 No.14453032 >>14453019 Pink slime without a doubt. She's a slime, not acidic, and cute as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:17:52 2015 No.14453037 >>14453031 Hey, don't worry about it. Can't choose your waifu after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:17:55 2015 No.14453039 >>14453019 Ryu-jin because she seems like she's from an interesting culture that'd be nice to learn about. Though any of the dragonewts would be fine as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:18:08 2015 No.14453040 >>14453009 Ah yes, I remember you. 2 years >>14453019 I like far too many to choose. Echidna, Raptor, Dairy Breed, Pink Slime, Large Breed, Troll, Wyvern, Alraune, Elder Devil, I would be the host for any of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:18:08 2015 No.14453041 >>14453009 Eh, she is okay At least it's not Kirino. I can't understand those fags. She doesn't even have a single fucking reedeming trait. She is just ultra bitch.Though kirinofags usually say she is better in LN

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:18:50 2015 No.14453042 >>14453031 Well, as someone mentioned earlier, you don't choose your waifu, she chooses you. Tough break man, I really feel for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:18:50 2015 No.14453043 >>14453031 You gotta learn the most important lesson in life, son. Other people's opinions don't honestly count for shit. If you like her and you're happy with that, that's all that should matter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:18:51 2015 No.14453044 >>14453019 Eel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:19:32 2015 No.14453048 >>14453019 Pink slime without hesitation. Eel mermaid as a backup choice, perhaps. >>14453040 GLOPPING ENDLESSLY

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:20:13 2015 No.14453054 >>14452721 >That tag Glad to see you promoting daughteru-dicking as ever .less. Maybe you should conceive a Loli Nephilim Daughteru for Akai to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:20:19 2015 No.14453055 >>14453030 But she looks cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:20:52 2015 No.14453058 >>14453019 Large breed Arachne. She's so big and fluffy!~

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:21:15 2015 No.14453060 >>14452783 Is there no version of this with sound? Because seriously, the noises she makes in this scene are 100x better than how chicks sound in Jap pornos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:21:59 2015 No.14453064 >>14453037 >>14453042 >>14453043 I'm glad some people sort of understand. And yes, she makes me happier than I'd be without her. Though I agree with Miiafag about waifus being expensive. >>14453040 2.5 in January.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:24:22 2015 No.14453071 >>14452253 >I wonder how long until people with monstergirl waifus actually start to lose interest and forget about them. I tend not to "Grow out" of things that I genuinely like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:25:55 2015 No.14453078 >>14453009 Just...why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:27:00 2015 No.14453081 >>14453019 Wyvern because Wyvern a Best. Unless I learn a Mummy could introduce me to some yet-unseen Jackal Girl. But that just seems manipulative.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:27:38 2015 No.14453083 >>14453078 Things happen anon, I can't help my taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:28:35 2015 No.14453086 >>14453081 That'd break the poor mummy's mostly spice and ointment-stuffed heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:29:35 2015 No.14453090 >>14453078 In his defense I will say you can't choose with who you fall in love

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:29:38 2015 No.14453091 >>14452253 I don't think I'll ever give my waifu up, but I could most certainly do without this place as a writer and a waifufag. But like /pol/, we're here forever

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:29:49 2015 No.14453092 >>14453064 So how much money did you spend on merch? She must have tons of it, at least 10x more than Miia and that guy spent like 2k$

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:30:56 2015 No.14453098 >>14451781 For somoene experienced he's dumb enough to undress himself and let her speak.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:31:49 2015 No.14453101 >>14453086 Thus why I said it'd be manipulative; cruel even. So yes, best to just go with the Wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:32:20 2015 No.14453105 >>14453060 I wish there was, but I'm not sure if /wsg/ would be 100% on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:34:14 2015 No.14453113 >>14453019 All the lewdest ones. For the record, that's Lamia, Harpy, Dairy Breed, Pink Slime, Eel Mermaid, Arachne, Cyclops, Mummy, Oni, Wyvern, Alraune, and Greater Devil. I'm slightly ashamed to admit I'd let them all take advantage of me sexually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:34:23 2015 No.14453114 What monster does latex go best with?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:34:36 2015 No.14453115 File: 23 KB, 200x200, 1445735755081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453019 I choose Kobold! desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:34:37 2015 No.14453116 >>14453092 7 figures which were about $550 usd total and a 1/3 scale doll that was about $800. I'm considering a daki, but I there isn't one I absolutely love. Plus, I'm an abusive sleeper.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:34:51 2015 No.14453119 >>14453114 slime

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:35:42 2015 No.14453123 >>14453114 Mucus toad, Slime, Dark elf, Succubus, Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:37:05 2015 No.14453128 File: 564 KB, 1635x2093, 1440464174855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453019 got to go with kobold I feel like she'd be the most loyal out of all of them

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:37:30 2015 No.14453129 >>14453114 >What monster does tight, form-fitting, curve hugging latex go best with? All of them. I think I might have a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:38:30 2015 No.14453134 >>14453129 You and me both anon, latex a best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:43:01 2015 No.14453152 >>14453129 >>14453134 I blame Quicksilver.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:43:58 2015 No.14453157 >>14451781 More

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:44:01 2015 No.14453158 >>14453129 >>14453134 I want chubby monster girls in latex

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:46:06 2015 No.14453166 >>14451781 >"Oh, so...what /did/ you mean?" >/did/ Fuck off Nega.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:47:41 2015 No.14453170 >>14453152 I don't really think it's my fault anon.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:52:07 2015 No.14453183
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>>14453158
Does this count? I don't think the BMI scale can be applied to a slimegirl, after all.

>>14453170
Everything is your fault. Now take responsibility for all the fictional lolis you've taken advantage of in your stories. They are for innocent love and hugging. Not bondage and deception.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:57:12 2015 No.14453200 File: 524 KB, 1000x953, 1438657967236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which MGs look best in pantyhose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:58:26 2015 No.14453205 >>14453183 I feel like I've already taken responsibility, I mean, I'm not denying that I wrote them into existence that way am I?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:58:37 2015 No.14453206 >>14453152 Incorrect. I just light skintight clothing. And loli a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:59:03 2015 No.14453207 >>14453200 Jubjub.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 17:59:33 2015 No.14453214 File: 953 KB, 1024x768, 1431629656505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453200 Monster Whores

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:00:07 2015 No.14453217 >>14453022 No! Cute! Like she's shy but wants to find a boy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:00:09 2015 No.14453218 >>14453207 How would that work with her bird foots?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:00:35 2015 No.14453223 >>14453218 specialty made pantyhose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:01:57 2015 No.14453230 File: 1.00 MB, 3141x4628, 1447518340714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453205 True, but acceptance is just the first step on the path to redemption. You've stolen the purity of a cute snake girl, after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:02:22 2015 No.14453232 >>14453218 >>14453223 How would she even put them on too, she's got no hands!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:02:51 2015 No.14453236 >>14453214 Wouldn't they be picking up male prostitutes instead?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:02:58 2015 No.14453237 >>14453019 Wouldn't mind a Kolbold or a JiangShi. We could keep fit together. Then again, the monoeyes are hard to pass up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:05:28 2015 No.14453251 >>14453230 If redemption means I can't write about lewd lolis anymore then I don't think I want it. Purity has been replaced by love though, is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:07:08 2015 No.14453262 >>14453019 >no manticore what is this shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:08:28 2015 No.14453271 >>14453236 I imagine you'd have both MG and human prostitutes. Although there wouldn't be male prostitutes around for too long.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:08:55 2015 No.14453273 >>14453262 You know Crabman would just make her furry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:10:17 2015 No.14453278 >>14453273 He'd also give her a god awful personality.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:10:53 2015 No.14453279 >>14453271 Most prostitutes would serve the loser monstergirls that can't keep a man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:11:04 2015 No.14453281 File: 251 KB, 700x696, 1449298361002.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453251 I suppose not. Just make sure to treat those lolis right, y'hear? Headpats and cuddling, genuine love and care... the works.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:12:02 2015 No.14453286

>>14453271
You'd be surprised.
Hell, maybe monstergirl and human prostitutes would get along great. Trading information about the spots where they noticed humans who would want to sleep with monsters or where there's a high concentration of lonely monstergirls and everything.

Should I bust out that male prostitute rolling game? The thread seems pretty dead.
We might even get something out of it, like that Wyvern twins picture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:14:33 2015 No.14453294 >>14453281 Genuine love and care is what I'm all about, friend. I'd hedapat and cuddle with a loli MG for the rest of ever if I could.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:15:06 2015 No.14453295 >>14453273 Yeah, it's for the best I suppose

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:20:44 2015 No.14453305 >>14453286 Sure go for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:23:16 2015 No.14453326 >>14452225 >Doctor Stevens Wait, isn't he the uncle of the last MC? Nice work with the chapter, it's nice to see you being more regular with the updates.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:24:32 2015 No.14453333 File: 1.18 MB, 2940x1791, 1447731408522.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453286 >like that Wyvern twins picture Those two weren't even prostitutes IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:25:39 2015 No.14453336 >>14453333 No I think it was that the twins were some Anons first client and they bought his contract or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:28:43 2015 No.14453344 >>14453294 What about holding one up to a sheet of carbon and plowing her furiously until diamonds start to form. Is that genuine or an artificial rip off?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:29:14 2015 No.14453347 >>14453333 So cute. I wish I had more images of dragon-styled monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:32:21 2015 No.14453361 >>14453344 I'd say it's genuine, at least for the sentimentality value.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:32:41 2015 No.14453362 This belongs on >>>/e/ Reported.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:32:51 2015 No.14453363

>>14453305

Alright anons, Due to a Sabbath credit card scam, you lost all your money, your house, and your smile, however, there's good news and bad news. The good news is that there are some high paying jobs open for humans! The bad news is they're all at high end brothels that cater to rich, lonely monstergirls who can't get any.

Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Small party (3 girls)
Option 2: Medium Party (6 girls)
Option 3: Large Party (10 girls.)
Option 4: Dante Must Die (15 girls)

Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your clients, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
I feel like I should mention that you're allowed to reroll for girls like Cu Sith, Cait Sith, and Matango.

Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Gym Bunny
2: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
3: Chubby
4: Pear Shaped
5: Species Norm
6: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
7: Busty
8: Hourglass shaped
9: Thin
10: Choose one

Quirk: d10
1: Awkward Virgin (Has never seen a dick, nor does she have any idea what to do with it. You'll have to guide her through her first time.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
4: Oral Fixation (She has a fetish for oral sex, both giving and receiving.)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance. Roll a d6 and if it's even, she'll want to buy your contract. If it's odd, she's yandere for you and will try to steal you away and lock you in her "Love Dungeon".)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you, and she brought potions to keep you going.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
9: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
10: Choose two

Hired you for: d8

1: Vanilla Sex
2: Anal
3: Handholding and cuddling (What a deviant she is.)
4: Femdom or Maledom (You choose)
5: Rough sex (Roll a d6, if evens she tops, if odds you top.)
6: Foursome (She invited two unscheduled friends and is willing to pay extra to include them. Roll species and body types for them. They share the first girl's quirk.)
7: Polynesian Sex
8: Choose Three.

Length of Job: d4
1: Half a Day
2: One Day
3: One Week
4: One Month.

Now here's the thing anon. You're bringing in about $100 an hour of work. Are you going to leave the job once you get enough to get a new house and get back on your feet, or will you keep fucking lonely monstergirls for cash?
Or did one of them buy your contract and make you her husbando and/or butler?

>>14453333
Of course they weren't prostitutes anon, they were clients.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:33:45 2015 No.14453366 File: 305 KB, 800x950, Chim chiminey chim chiminey chim chim cheree.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please get back to bed Master! I'm Just cleaning up the mess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:34:31 2015 No.14453370 >>14453366 I can't sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:34:53 2015 No.14453373 >>14453362 Hey, buddy. Remember the rule about announcing reports? I know you're almost defintely joking, but still. Mods and janitors do watch this place sometimes. Probably best to play it safe even with a joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:34:55 2015 No.14453374 >>14453347 Wyverns are dragons though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:36:34 2015 No.14453380 >>14453366 It's 5:30, why am I asleep now? Kiki-chan, what the hell is going on?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:37:46 2015 No.14453386 >>14453366 only if you come to bed with me

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:40:07 2015 No.14453392 File: 91 KB, 800x509, 1447061916536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453370 >>14453380 Did she stutter?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:41:21 2015 No.14453402
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>>14453380
A good nights rest is important for your health. Please go back to bed, you'll catch a cold.

>>14453370
How about some warm milk with honey Master? It will surely help you get some sleep.

>>14453386
Right away Master~

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:43:45 2015 No.14453406 >>14453402 >warm milk with honey sorry I hate the taste of warm milk beside I don't think that would help.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:43:48 2015 No.14453408

>>14453363
>Thin oral fixated Dormouse (Polynesian sex)
>Loli love freak Werecat (Polynesian sex)
>Species norm oral fixated Arch Imp (Rough sex; she tops)
Jobe length for all three: One Month
The Werekitten sounds the most appealing of the bunch. Shame I didn't net undeath, bottom heaviness, and bakunyuu as quirks for her though.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:47:41 2015 No.14453420

>>14453363

>Gym Bunny Dormouse with oral fetish. Wants rough sex. She tops.
>Gym Bunny Virgin Chimera. Wants rough sex. I top.
>Loli Elf with oral fetish. Wants a foursome with Pear shaped lage mouse and a chubby Barometz.
>Busty Semen Demon Girtblilu for Ploy sex.
>Gym Bunny Love Freak Familiar. She wants to buy me. Wants anal.
>Hourglass Weresheep with a chubby virgin sister. Wants cuddling, femdom and vanilla.

I work for one day. This all sounds good to me. Going for the Wereheep or Girtblilu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:48:36 2015 No.14453424 >>14453408 >>14453420 There seems to be some confusion. You roll the length of each client, not one time for every client.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:50:17 2015 No.14453429 >>14453251 The only pedos who write lewd lolis are Quicksilver and oysters and the latter is shit, so yeah

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:50:48 2015 No.14453432
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>>14453363
>Hourglass undead Mimic hired me for hand holding and cuddling
>Gym bunny Goblin with an oral fixation hired me for femdom
>Oppai loli Mothman semen demon hired me for rough sex with me on top
>Job lasts for one month

I'm not going to lie, the thought of being pinned down by a well toned goblin and being forced into a 69 is hot as hell. I want to be her personal man slut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:51:08 2015 No.14453433 >>14453424 I can deal. I'm also too lazy to reroll.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:52:26 2015 No.14453436 >>14453424 >>14453424 Oh, in that case. >Mimic for 1 month >Goblin for 1 month >Monthman for 1 day

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:52:46 2015 No.14453437 >>14453433 It's literally a roll for every girl anon, it's not that hard. 3 girls = 3 job length rolls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:53:21 2015 No.14453440 >>14453402 Too busy writing papers to sleep.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:55:03 2015 No.14453442

>>14453363

Alright let's go Medium party

>Amazoness
>Chubby
>Bakunyuu
>Hired me for a foursome with an Alp and a hourglass shaped Cockatrice
>A week

>Mantis
>Loli
>Bakunyuu (oppai loli?)
>Hired me for handholding and cuddling
>Half a day

>Large Mouse
>Gym Bunny
>Bottom Heavy
>Hired me for Anal
>A day

>Giant Ant
>Normal body type
>Love freak, She wants to buy my contract
>Hired me for Anal
>Half a day

>Giant Ant (yes, again)
>Oppai Loli
>Love freak, is yandere
>Hired me for rough sex, I top
>It's for a day (I hope)

>Doppelganger
>Choose one (How fitting. I'll go with hourglass shaped)
>Chimera (with...a giant ant)
>Hired me for femdom/maledom
>Half a day

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:55:10 2015 No.14453443
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>>14453406
How about some lavender tea instead Master?
I even freshly picked some for you just now!

I'll even give you headpats and sing you some lullabies, just to help you sleep.

>>14453440
Bad anon. You should be writing those papers during the day. Your concentration is dulled now!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:57:32 2015 No.14453450 >>14453443 Bah, fine. The papers will wait. If only because Kikimoras are among the best in sleeping aid.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:58:02 2015 No.14453455
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>Awoken by strange sounds in the middle of the night
>Very quickly notice that something unusual is happening.
>You check your closet. Your entire wardrobe has been changed. Fluffy pajamas (in the theme of Santa Claus, Frosty the Snowman, and The Grinch), cozy Christmas sweaters, and rugged winter outdoor wear that you feel will make you look like a grizzled lumberjack or longshoreman.
>Wife's wardrobe is now similar. Everything is warm, fluffy, and Christmas-themed. Has Mrs. Claus, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and Helper Elf PJs.
>Mistletoe is hung in every doorway.
>And over the bed
>And in some random places
>Fireplace is roaring
>Christmas music is playing around the entire house. It's currently on 'Baby, It's Cold Outside'.
>Holiday custard is bubbling away on the stove
>The tree is up and it's lit like a beacon. Customized ornaments, ornate lights, fake snow, a star on top.
>The house is glowing. You can probably see it from space what with all the elaborately placed lighting.
>A nativity scene sits humbly in the yard, surrounded not-so-humbly with enormous Christmas inflatables and animatronic displays.
>Yeti waifu is humming happily to the tune of whatever current Christmas music is blaring through the speakers and taking a tray of cookies from the oven. "Merry Christmas, dear!"
>"...Honey, it's October 1st."
>"Kiss my ass, darling."

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:58:42 2015 No.14453459 >>14453443 Sing me a song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 18:58:57 2015 No.14453460 >>14453443 >Lavender Tea you know me well >Spoiler and I'm sold I may not fall asleep but I want it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:00:54 2015 No.14453465 >>14453420 >>14453424 >Dormouse: One month >Chimera: Half a day >Elf: A day >Girtblilu: A week >Familiar: A week >Weresheep:One month.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:01:28 2015 No.14453468 >>14453455 That cunt is getting a divorce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:01:52 2015 No.14453469 >>14453455 >Not "Kiss my bumpity-boo, darling!"

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:02:06 2015 No.14453472

>>14453363
Medium Challange:
>Hugely Chested, Chubby elf who has me for a week to have foursomes with her and her hourglass equally big Sea bishop and Sahuagin that's essentially an oppai loli now
>Loli Titiania semen demon who has me for half a day of hand holding, missionary, and maledom
>Yan red oni with an hourglass figure who has me for a day of femdom
>Gym Bunny girtablilu with a huge ass that has me for hand holding and cuddling for half a day.
>Oppai loli mimic who has gigantic breasts now (Poor girl can't walk probably) and a big bottom for a week of hand holding and cuddling.
>Loli girtablilu who has a fetish for oral that has me for half a day of polynisian

I'm going with that elf who better buy a body guard to stop the oni.

She's a haughty elf whose soft and I'm going to pamper her with snacks until she's the biggest, softest elf one can imagine with huge breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:03:53 2015 No.14453481 >>14453468 YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCH YOU REALLY ARE A HEEL

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:04:12 2015 No.14453482 >>14453472 Not if I get a haughtier Elf and I make her softer

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:04:43 2015 No.14453483

>>14453363
>Awkward Virgin Busty Chesire Foursome w/ Gym Bunny Sahugin and Species Norm Hobgoblin
>Awkward Virgin Busty Dragon for Rough Sex, myself on top
>Bottom-Heavy Pear-Shaped Dark Elf for Polynesian sex
>Length: Half a Day
There's no way I am leaving the job if this what I deal with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:04:47 2015 No.14453484 >>14453236 Few monsters really do one time flings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:05:00 2015 No.14453485 >>14453482 You better not be that guy who wanted the bigger jinko from yesterday because I'm willing to go just as far with this elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:05:46 2015 No.14453486 >>14453485 You won't believe how soft I'm going to make my haughty elf

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:06:18 2015 No.14453489 >>14453455 chuckle/10 very cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:07:11 2015 No.14453492 >>14453486 Please, mine will end up with breasts the size of pumpkins! She could be used as a bed!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:08:04 2015 No.14453495 >>14453492 Oh yeah? Well my elf will be an even bigger and softer bed. And she'll ohohoho while I sleep on her too!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:08:36 2015 No.14453499 >>14453484 so, they'd just sell themselves as husbands?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:09:07 2015 No.14453501 >>14453495 Mine will be bigger and stoke my hair WHILE ohohohing!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:10:07 2015 No.14453504 >>14453486 I will pay a wizard to cast a spell that replaces my elf's skeleton with a system of malleable bio-gel, just so I can have an even softer elf than you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:10:51 2015 No.14453507 File: 319 KB, 900x822, 1440710829536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buffcubus is love. Buffcubus is life. A strong wife is a loving wife. A strong wife is a protecting wife. Muscle is beauty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:11:38 2015 No.14453509 >>14453501 Not only does mine Ohohoh, she wears a hat and has a beard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:11:48 2015 No.14453510 >>14453501 Mine will be bigger and make me serve her snacks naked while ohohohoing! >>14453504 But is she big and soft?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:13:11 2015 No.14453513 File: 527 KB, 1452x950, 1448554363885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453510 You tell me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:13:56 2015 No.14453516 >>14453510 Mine will be bigger still and have me pleasure her with my tongue while naked before demanding that I come to her mouth so that she can 'drink her fill' of me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:14:46 2015 No.14453518 >>14453507 I want to touch Buffcubus' butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:15:05 2015 No.14453521 >>14453513 She's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:16:13 2015 No.14453523 File: 276 KB, 800x800, spank the buffcubus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453518 That is natural and healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:16:26 2015 No.14453524 Buff or soft?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:16:41 2015 No.14453525 File: 221 KB, 800x1000, ieqKhkc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453507 Who needs muscle when you have mind and metal? And a caboose that'd put a freight train to shame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:16:47 2015 No.14453526 >>14453507 Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes. She needs to lighten up, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:16:59 2015 No.14453527 >>14453524 Both

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:17:37 2015 No.14453528 >>14453524 both are good

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:18:33 2015 No.14453530 >>14451505 Cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:19:32 2015 No.14453532 >>14453524 Both. Extremes are good.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:19:32 2015 No.14453533

>>14453363
Eh, I'm bored, let's go with a medium party...

>Twin Dormice, one thin semen demon, the other a busty undead, both wanting vanilla sex. (Full day)
>Loli Scylla with an oral fixation who wants vanilla sex. (A week)
>Shortstack, bottom-heavy Wurm who's a handholding deviant. (Full Day)
>Busty Arachne who's an awkward virgin and of course wants vanilla (Half-day)
>Pear-shaped Lich love freak who goes yandere and wants to experiment on me in her love dungeon forever, after the femdom she hired me for. (Half-day)
>Gym-bunny Unicorn Love Freak who wants to buy my contract after vanilla sex. (Half-day)

Well, by the time the Lich rolls around, I'll have made $26000. I don't think the Unicorn'll get her turn, or a chance to buy me, after that Lich uses her unholy eldritch powers to whisk me away to her laboratory/love dungeon all for herself. I am extremely okay with this.

What's up with all my clients being vanilla tho? Would've liked if just one asked for Polynesian or Anal...well, I'm sure these things will come in the course of the Lich's "Experimentation".

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:20:29 2015 No.14453536 File: 213 KB, 744x1052, 1444216943620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14451505 >Laying with vile beast-women

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:20:29 2015 No.14453537

>>14453363
I kinda wanted to go for Dante must Die at first, but I can't be bothered to generate 15 girls.
>Large Party

Weresheep Twin 1 (#1)
>Busty
>Awkward Virgin & Love Freak (Wants to buy contract)
>Rough Sex (She's on top)
>Half a day

Weresheep Twin 2 (#1)
>Thin
>Undead
>Rough Sex (She's on top)
>Half a day

Charybdis (#2)
>Loli
>Awkward Virgin
>Anal
>One week

Golem (#3)
>Chubby
>Oral fixation
>Polynesian Sex (?)
>One week

Hellhound (#4)
>Norm
>Bottom heavy
>Anal
>Half a day

Sea Bishop (#5)
>Busty
>Semen demon
>Polynesia sex
>One day

Kitsune-bi (#6)
>Norm
>Awkward virgin
>Anal
>One month

Chesire (#7)
>Pear Shaped
>Semen demon
>Foursome (Oppai loli Large Mouse & Chubby Minotaur)
>One month

Goblin (#8)
>Oppai loli
>Semen demon
>Vanilla, Anal, Handholding
>Half a day

Amazoness (#9)
>Hourglass
>Chimera (Ignis)
>Handholding
>One week

Thunderbird (#10)
>Pettanko
>Undead
>Vanilla, Rough sex (bottom), cuddling
>One day

For fuck's sake, I go through 10 girls and not even one species I like. Fuck this job, I'm out the moment I'm done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:20:40 2015 No.14453538 >>14453525 >Colored Waifu Why thank you anon this is lovely

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:22:14 2015 No.14453540 >>14453524 A mixture of the two. Preferably where the wide hips, big butt, and huge titties are still intact.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:23:16 2015 No.14453541 >>14453499 How do you sell yourself as husband? Is there an auction or something? Are there categories like Househusbands and such?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:26:51 2015 No.14453546

>>14453363
I'll keep it small.

>Nympho manticore w/ hourglass figure, hired for cuddling, rough cowgirl sex with her two friends: Twin nympho weresheep (one pettanko, the other shortstack) for one week
>Scylla w/ bottom heavy hourglass figure, hired for polynesian sex for one day
>Succubus twins (one chubby bapho hybrid, the other bottom heavy pear shaped) hired for vanilla sex for half a day

Decisions, decisions...

>>14453366
Think I should rest. Damn migraines...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:27:48 2015 No.14453548 >>14453538 That one was colored a while ago. Guess you missed it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:31:36 2015 No.14453556 File: 857 KB, 691x950, 1432488026000.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, you're awake... Are you in need of hugs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:32:29 2015 No.14453558 >>14453556 Ah! A monster!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:32:43 2015 No.14453559 >>14453556 No, I'm awake because it's only 7:30PM here. Regardless, I do need hugs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:33:04 2015 No.14453560 File: 456 KB, 540x675, 1431998955314.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453556 yes badly...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:33:50 2015 No.14453562 >>14453558 I want to wake up to random monster girls needing hugs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:34:34 2015 No.14453564 >>14453556 I hate hugs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:36:46 2015 No.14453569 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x1224, 1422317670963.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453562 What about Monster Girls lookin' for rough lovin'?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:37:09 2015 No.14453571 File: 121 KB, 666x568, 1447208489742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453560 Hugs incoming!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:38:26 2015 No.14453576 >>14453569 That look, it's kind of look a predator gives it's prey!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:39:51 2015 No.14453580 File: 215 KB, 850x1062, tasty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453569 Only for a Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:45:30 2015 No.14453610 >>14453548 Suppose so. Can't be in the thread all the time, after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:47:19 2015 No.14453617 >>14453569 I want to give a Manticore a purple nurple and walk away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:47:26 2015 No.14453619 >>14453363 >Small party >Twin Ryu >Busty & Pear shaped >Awkward Virgin & Semen demon >Dryad >Gym bunny >Semen demon >Amazoness Dark Priest >Pear shaped >Chimera Hired me for >Femdom Length of job >Half a day. Aw only half a day?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:49:07 2015 No.14453629 I want to ask my Abossphis to step on me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:49:57 2015 No.14453635 >>14453537 But anon, you made $100 an hour on all those jobs. Also, polynesian sex is slow and passionate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:50:29 2015 No.14453639 >>14453629 She has no feet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:51:24 2015 No.14453647 >>14453639 But doesn't she want to haughtily dominate me? I mean, Pharaoh steps on her husband all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:52:14 2015 No.14453651 >>14453635 Week long slow, polynesian style sex with a Baphomet!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:53:36 2015 No.14453656 >>14453647 She could just sort of sit on you, but she's really big and heavy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:54:24 2015 No.14453659 >>14452917 >>14452934 My waifu is Yukari. No bully.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:55:28 2015 No.14453664 >>14453656 Wow rude, you know she's been trying to lose weight. Now she's going to spend all night crying and eating a tub of ice cream, good job jerk.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:55:35 2015 No.14453665

>>14453569
I want to thrash and struggle against a Manticore as she drags me into her house and proceeds to milk me with her tailpussy while holding me in a full nelson with her breasts around my head, laughing smugly at my futile attempts to escape, licking my tears off my face and literally getting off from my struggling.
And then after she's pumped my last shot out, I want to pass out on her after quickly stealing a kiss on the lips from her while she's exhausted from cumming so that she knows that this was my aim all along.
On a scale from 1 to 11, how husbando'd am I when I wake up?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:56:25 2015 No.14453669 >>14453651 >Week long slow, polynesian style sex Read a doujin with that once. It was wonderful. I'm sad I've not been able to find it again. >>14453659 Which?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:57:16 2015 No.14453673 >>14453664 But what if I think her curves are sexy and I want her to sit on me? What if I want to take her big fat grapetits and rock them all over my dick while she hora horas at me smugly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:57:20 2015 No.14453675 >>14453664 She does have a big snake half. Maybe you should help her lo the weight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:58:36 2015 No.14453680 >>14453019 I want that winged lamia thingy, a shark, an elder devil, an ogre, and a extra large order of troll.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:59:38 2015 No.14453684

>>14453635
When I was told I was going to be working at a high-class brothel I though this meant I'd be fucking Wights, Vampire, Dragons, Kitsune, Tanuki, Lilim, and others. Look what I got instead! I'll take the money, but I ain't sticking around any longer than I have to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 19:59:56 2015 No.14453686 >>14453114 Demon Kraken Onee-Bapho

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:01:45 2015 No.14453690 >>14453333 This >>14453336 is correct I was that Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:02:20 2015 No.14453693 >>14448849 where does her tongue go when she speaks, and how does it fit? how does she speak? is her oral cavity just a huge cavern?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:03:11 2015 No.14453697 >>14453673 Are you sure you want femdom from a haughty plump snake? She may have great grapes, but she has a bit of a belly, and she's awkward and clingy too. Not to mention she's an Apophis, they're weirdos compared to nice Pharaohs!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:04:13 2015 No.14453702 >>14453697 >Not to mention she's an Apophis, they're weirdos compared to nice Pharaohs! Nice try Pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:05:37 2015 No.14453705 >>14453702 This does not invalidate anything I said Delicious Brown >>> Creepy Purple

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:11:40 2015 No.14453735

>>14453684
Hey, a newcomer can't get all the best contracts from the word "go".
And every one of your clients is rich, they were able to afford the rate.

>>14453697
Not only do I want everything about her you just said, I want to protect her smile by making her happy.
I want to cuddle her and watch her face light up!
I want to make her smile and laugh and be happy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:12:47 2015 No.14453739 File: 253 KB, 870x1403, ttttttttttttt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453507

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:13:34 2015 No.14453743 If I want to get into jitsu wa how long of a read am i looking at?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:14:00 2015 No.14453746 File: 774 KB, 850x1198, 1449450840487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453669 >Which?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:15:41 2015 No.14453753 >>14453739 I want to impregnate the Buffcubus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:15:45 2015 No.14453754 >>14453743 It's not that bad. It's mostly just for comedy so you don't need to marathon it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:15:57 2015 No.14453755 >>14453735 Enjoy your big fat bully snake. She'll be chunni, haughty, and inferior to glorious Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:16:29 2015 No.14453756 >>14453743 +100 chapters translated, and the translations were far slower than the releases last time I was reading it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:18:39 2015 No.14453766 File: 788 KB, 850x1198, 1449451119037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453746 Wait, here. Better version. The one with gloves and stockings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:21:25 2015 No.14453777 >>14453755 Ah, I though I smelled egyptian salt. Pharaoh pls go, Apophis is cuter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:25:54 2015 No.14453791 >>14453777 >Egyptian salt And now I want to go swimming with an anubis in the Red Sea. Considering how easy it is to float there, even a doggy paddle could serve one pretty well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:27:15 2015 No.14453798 >>14453777 And fatter, and meaner, and not as cuter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:27:52 2015 No.14453801 File: 115 KB, 850x1117, 1449367031539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reminder that flat is justice reminder that tight tummies are justice

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:28:35 2015 No.14453803 >>14453791 Then you go to the Blue Hole in Dahab and things get really weird

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:29:42 2015 No.14453809 >>14453801 meh it's ok

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:30:49 2015 No.14453812

>>14453798
Apophis is the only girl I can trust to help me conquer the known world. Best adviser, best ally, best wife.

Pharaoh only knows how to stumble her way into a draw with Hittites and pretend like she won. 6/10, mediocre general, would not campaign with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:31:15 2015 No.14453815 >>14453801 reminder that bullying is justice too (I forgot)

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:32:44 2015 No.14453820

>>14453798
You know, your saltiness is almost adorable.
Almost.
I want to cuddle an Apophis and whisper loving things into her ear as I drift to sleep.
I want to hold hands with an Apophis is plain view of her Pharaoh rival as she grins smugly and lords it over the Pharaoh that she has a boyfriend and the Pharaoh is still a dateless loner.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:34:54 2015 No.14453826 >>14453801 I agree, but at least post the elf slut instead of that human.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:37:58 2015 No.14453839 File: 283 KB, 657x890, 1449149913249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453801 Flat a shit. Curvy cuties for life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:38:38 2015 No.14453843 File: 171 KB, 715x1000, Elf in a Bikini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys Here is this thing that got put on the panda http://exhentai.org/g/880758/c5df01e67b/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:42:30 2015 No.14453861 File: 178 KB, 850x1063, aika.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453801 I usually prefer hourglass myself, but when I go flat, I prefer tallflat. Also Aika is the best flat girl in general.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:42:41 2015 No.14453862

>>14453803
>Underwater sinkhole
>Spooky paranormal legends surrounding it
>One local legend revolves around what is essentially Sadako, with arranged marriages and suicide
>Commonly referred to as "The Diver's Graveyard" because of all the divers who've drowned trying to get through a 26m long underwater tunnel that is deceptively difficult to navigate

While I'm sure a spooky ghost isn't much of a threat to an anubis, there's no way I'd be diving anywhere near that Arch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:42:54 2015 No.14453863 File: 227 KB, 700x1020, 1fef24379c4853505ba7be784e0c7556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453753

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:43:59 2015 No.14453865 File: 995 KB, 1580x1276, 88b3a70f61645a9bd4336d568a6ad22b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453861 Aika and Tailred/Solar are both top tier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:45:25 2015 No.14453867 >>14453843 I think I should pick this series up now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:46:10 2015 No.14453869 >>14453863 The cutest Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:46:43 2015 No.14453872 >>14453865 I prefer to be the meat in an Aika/Twirl sandwich. I like to live dangerously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:46:44 2015 No.14453873 >>14453865 I want a twintail Alp

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:48:13 2015 No.14453881 >>14453861 >Aika >tall

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:49:58 2015 No.14453893 >>14453872 >Aika/Twirl This man has some top tier taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:55:31 2015 No.14453915 >>14453843 theres also this that im looking forward to being translated http://exhentai.org/g/880538/27501902d8/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:56:58 2015 No.14453920 File: 77 KB, 578x842, 1430726536417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453843 >Cursed erotic armor This is both hot and hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:57:06 2015 No.14453922 File: 191 KB, 1091x822, tumblr_mk8q24pAuU1s99by5o1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453869

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:57:16 2015 No.14453924 >>14453915 >Male:monster Nope.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:57:52 2015 No.14453926 File: 269 KB, 500x666, 987654567890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453019 >Still no lizardman, minotaur, inari or other extra monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:58:23 2015 No.14453928 What monster girl would you do up the butt?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:58:25 2015 No.14453929 >>14453766 Shit. That makes 3 ye olde maids.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:58:58 2015 No.14453932 >>14453926 Those all appear if I remember correctly as secondary characters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:59:17 2015 No.14453933 >>14453928 A doll.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:59:55 2015 No.14453936 >>14453924 ITs lovecraftian shit dude Almost all where formerly human, thou the act was done while human

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:00:44 2015 No.14453943 File: 335 KB, 1000x1000, anubuttplug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453928 Yes. Though if I had to pick my first choice, it's this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:00:50 2015 No.14453944 File: 255 KB, 700x968, dd0c7ec756ca777112e856c573ce3ef8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453932 But still no subspecies chart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:01:12 2015 No.14453946 File: 1.99 MB, 448x252, 1442707624257.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453915 http://exhentai.org/g/800559/dda5084fcb/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ln7AyzxmU I shouldn't have clicked on the male:monster tag

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:01:40 2015 No.14453948 >>14453928 Kunoichi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:02:16 2015 No.14453950 File: 159 KB, 736x1050, 7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453881 I just mean as opposed to the standard loli body-type.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:02:46 2015 No.14453953 >>14453928 Any monster girl with a butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:03:23 2015 No.14453954 >>14453915 >monstergirls being fucked/corrupted/mindbroken by eldritch entities I shouldn't want this, but I really kind of do. Is it actually getting a translation soon?

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Sun Dec 6 21:03:33 2015 No.14453956

>>14452338
MGs and incubi are basically healthier than normal people. They live longer, they're less prone to disease, and they have remarkable stamina. Whether or not the witch was right and she hasn't changed at all (rather than just her self-perception having not change) is something I haven't revealed.

>>14452366
Neat question at the end there. Let me ask one: how would anyone know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:04:25 2015 No.14453958 >>14453946 >I shouldn't have clicked on the male:monster tag Reflex or morbid curiosity?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:04:56 2015 No.14453960 >>14453954 no idea, also some of the girls are the eldritch entities

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:05:11 2015 No.14453962 >>14453936 Don't care, purge them all

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:05:52 2015 No.14453965 >>14453958 Morbid curiosity. Mostly because I'm in the mood for suffering knowing that after the Patriots lose their fans are gonna be up in arms over Gronk being stomped.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:09:05 2015 No.14453980 Can P'Orcs fly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:09:31 2015 No.14453982 File: 642 KB, 1200x1789, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did Anon like this one? http://exhentai.org/g/879137/016e34c240/

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:09:38 2015 No.14453983
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>>14453861
Deredere childhood friends who reserve all of their flatness-borne violence for sluts who try to steal their man are best girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:10:35 2015 No.14453985 >>14453982 I did

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:10:48 2015 No.14453986 >>14453982 Virtual reality thing kind of spoiled it for me. >>14453980 If you cum hard enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:12:06 2015 No.14453989 >>14453982 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:12:10 2015 No.14453990 >You'll never have a loli oni waifu >She'll never handle you like an oversized stuffed animal in the bedroom

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:13:59 2015 No.14453999 File: 53 KB, 506x338, porco_rosso.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453980 P'Orcs can fly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:14:54 2015 No.14454003 >>14453982 I found it pretty boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:18:17 2015 No.14454012 >>14453982 Well, that's pretty fantastic. I think I like it now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:18:38 2015 No.14454014 >>14453982 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:18:56 2015 No.14454015 File: 530 KB, 700x990, 50517976_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sitting here trying to study for my calculus final in two days and all I can think about is being cuddle-domed by a manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:20:12 2015 No.14454020 File: 665 KB, 1200x1736, NEVER PRESS B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453915

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:20:19 2015 No.14454021 File: 1.06 MB, 640x360, 1393444340538.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453982 >male:slime Not gonna read it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:21:37 2015 No.14454023 File: 428 KB, 600x750, 48388032_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14453989 >>14454014 Salk-kun is kind of an outdated term now, I think. I'll refer to you as agents of the Salt Brigade.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:22:56 2015 No.14454025 >>14454023 Stop giving me diabetes please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:23:37 2015 No.14454030 >>14454021 It's basically a human wizard taking control of a regular monster smile and using it as a puppet; and it's all a game in the end. Stop acting so silly, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:23:42 2015 No.14454032 >>14454021 It's just a guy in a video game who uses a possesion skill on a slime mook. No need to get your triggers in a twist.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:27:56 2015 No.14454047
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>>14454025
Asking a yeti to stop being cute is like asking hot chocolate to stop being so good when served with marshmallows, and before a lit fireplace inside a log cabin in the middle of winter with a blizzard raging outside.
In other words, you can ask, but it won't actually do anything. And besides, why would you want it to?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:31:26 2015 No.14454058 >>14454015 It's an appealing fantasy, I know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:31:42 2015 No.14454059 >>14454020 Reminds me of Bloodborne. Lovecraft is such fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:32:54 2015 No.14454064 >>14454047 But hot chocolate is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:34:33 2015 No.14454070 >>14453915 Man, I really have been acclimated to the whole "Monsters as Waifus" thing. Monster Girls in gangbangs does next to nothing for me...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:34:33 2015 No.14454071 File: 455 KB, 453x858, 1449106149468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454064 Say that to this face. In seriousness, you've probably just never had good hot chocolate. Or maybe you don't like chocolate in general?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:34:43 2015 No.14454072 >>14454047 Give me a free hugs sign. I need one of these Yetis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:37:09 2015 No.14454079 >>14454071 I've had nearly every type of hot chocolate I could find and I hated them all and I love chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:37:21 2015 No.14454080 >>14454072 Just go to a convention. There's enough "free hugs" signs at those things to suit an army of yetis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:37:21 2015 No.14454082 >>14454070 Good man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:38:49 2015 No.14454088 >>14454070 Same. Fortunately my taste has gotten better over time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:39:21 2015 No.14454091 >>14454030 >>14454032 Go back to /d/ you fucking faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:40:13 2015 No.14454093 File: 610 KB, 1200x1731, Ia ia!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454059 Boredom and being a Lovecraft fag is not a good combination tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:40:26 2015 No.14454094 >>14454091 He says as he posts in the thread dedicated to fucking monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:40:55 2015 No.14454100 File: 156 KB, 484x536, 8c11b55e4928ca94a9279b00af188d52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454091

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:41:18 2015 No.14454102 >>14454091 >Says the guy who masturbates to snake cloaca

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:42:38 2015 No.14454109 >>14454102 >Lamias >cloacas

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:43:13 2015 No.14454111 >>14454091 This is bait, basically because they were replying to me and I didn't bother to continue complaining.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:43:40 2015 No.14454115 >>14454100 God I hate Wurms and their dumb fucking faces.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:44:37 2015 No.14454118 File: 1.29 MB, 1920x1080, The wurm has turned.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454115

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:45:22 2015 No.14454120 >>14454100 Wurms are cute and strong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:46:03 2015 No.14454122 >>14454100 >you will never remove Wurms and their pestilent clutches from the face of the earth

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:46:05 2015 No.14454123 >>14454071 Not that guy but I don't like it either, but I know why - I just don't like hot drinks. I think my mouth isn't sensitive enough to temperature or something. I like normal chocolate milk though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:47:08 2015 No.14454130 >>14454118 Stupid Wurm, I want to tell her Santa isn't real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:47:56 2015 No.14454134 >>14454093 She seems nice, he should ask her out or something

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:49:43 2015 No.14454138 >>14454118 Wurms 2: Aftershocks

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:50:00 2015 No.14454142 >>14454130 you're a monster

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:51:14 2015 No.14454148 Anon! You vampire daughteru is crying because she can't see herself in the mirror for a picture involving you, her older sister, her mom, and her. how do you fix this problem?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:53:28 2015 No.14454161 >>14454148 Help her dress up so she can be ready.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:54:47 2015 No.14454166 >>14454148 The mirror is clearly defective. Throw it out and get one of them fancy "Undead-Reflect" mirrors.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:55:06 2015 No.14454167 >>14454138 No no no, you're thinking of Sandworms 2: Aftershocks. Honest mistake, bud.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:55:30 2015 No.14454170 File: 302 KB, 1000x1000, 1429430710216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454130 How could you be so cruel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:55:36 2015 No.14454171 >>14454148 Get out a sketchpad and draw her, so she can see how beautiful she really is through the eyes of her dad.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:56:27 2015 No.14454175

>>14454148
She's never seen herself in a mirror before though, why would she suddenly be upset now? That doesn't make any sense. Unless she's like 3 or something.

In any case, I use magic to summon a series of micro black holes which I use to bend light in a loop so she can see herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:56:32 2015 No.14454176 >>14454115 >I hate thing so I will post that I hate thing whenever it comes up Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:59:52 2015 No.14454189 >>14454148 She's gonna cry even more when she realises the father will be the only one on the pic.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:01:12 2015 No.14454191

>>14454161
Good man, she's now dressed up in her pink dress and looks adorable.

>>14454166
Good job, she's able to see herself and spends a bit inspecting herself before the picture.

>>14454171
Roll a draw check to avoid stick people.

>>14454175
Good job, she can see herself and you don't rip apart reality that badly.

>>14454189
Specialty camera built to show undead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:02:30 2015 No.14454195 >>14454015 Yeah, I kinda know how you feel. While I'm sitting here trying to finish a history paper for tomorrow, my mind just cannot help but wander to thoughts of fox cuddles. It doesn't help I'm writing about a certain kind of fox anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:03:46 2015 No.14454198 >>14454148 But we bought mirrors with DE to prevent this.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:04:07 2015 No.14454200

>>14453363
>Medium party

>Oppai Loli Bottom Heavy Kobold for one week of maledom
>Chubby Awkward Virgin Mantis for one day of maledom
>Thin Oral Fixated Cockatrice, one day vanilla sex
>Chubby Bakunyuu Dormouse One hour anal
>Loli Semen Demon Lich Who brought along her chubby sahuagin and thin holstaur semen demon friends for a day of Rough sex and handholding
>Busty Cheshire Tengu That brought her Hourglass shaped Mermaid and Gym Bunny Dark Priest for a week

God help my heart it probably gave out for those final two clients.
The lich probably camped outside to drag my corpse away at that rate god damn.
Cheshire Tengu is worth it though

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:05:39 2015 No.14454206 >>14454191 >you don't rip apart reality that badly Wonderful. This is a vast improvement over my normal performance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:06:25 2015 No.14454207 >>14454191 I rolled a 19 on a D20. I guess this means I get a happy daughter.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:09:17 2015 No.14454215

>>14454198
You tell your daughteru that she's just looking at window and take her to a real mirror, wondering if she got some wurm mixed in her somehow.

>>14454206
Good man, better than when you accidentally ripped that alp version of you from another universe.

>>14454207
You do, she treasures the picture forever.
And plans on becoming more than your daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:09:20 2015 No.14454216 >>14454207 If you hit 20 you could have gotten it into the Louvre. With a 19 the best you get is the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:11:58 2015 No.14454223 >>14454148 I get someone else to take the picture of all of us together, or I just the timer function.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:13:17 2015 No.14454229 >>14454223 You hirre a cyclops to take the picture. It is lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:14:37 2015 No.14454237 File: 318 KB, 800x800, 1449458077078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CAT SITH IS GOING TO RAPE YOU WHAT DO

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:15:28 2015 No.14454241 >>14454237 She gets a spanking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:15:41 2015 No.14454242 Which would the Wonderland Girls prefer, innocent Shotas that are fun to spoil and trick, or proper Bishounens that are easy to tease and fluster?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:16:09 2015 No.14454246 >>14454237 Over react at the name without looking and end up sicking her in my Cait Sith trap, getting the poor girl forcefed milk until she's the size of a beanbag chair.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:17:55 2015 No.14454251

>>14454215
>And plans on becoming more than your daughter.

Oh dear. Is there any way of letting her down gently? It might generate friction with the wife and older sister, after all. I'd be happy to cuddle and give her blood.

>>14454216
I'd rather that it be framed in our home, as a treasured posession from father to daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:19:43 2015 No.14454256 >>14454237 Punt the Rumia.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:19:45 2015 No.14454258 >>14454242 Alices would prefer the shotas to play with. Everyone else would prefer the bishounens, specially Cheshire cats.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:19:53 2015 No.14454259 >>14454251 Sorry anon. The picture was so good that she's been smitten by you. She may try and seduce you by throwing on a pink nightie she got from the sabbath that hugs her hips.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:20:12 2015 No.14454260 >>14454242 Get out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:20:26 2015 No.14454261 >>14454242 Being in both situations sounds appealing to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:23:34 2015 No.14454266 >>14454237 Careful with that shit, you nearly had me reaching for my SKS.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:24:06 2015 No.14454268 >>14454237 I'd wed her depending on how good her Sheev impersonation was.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:24:46 2015 No.14454271 >>14454242 Manly men with thick beards, body hair, and muscles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:24:56 2015 No.14454272 File: 24 KB, 500x375, neko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454237 Take away her toys and put her in the time-out box.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:25:14 2015 No.14454273 >>14454242 Does it have to be Wonderland girls? I'd love to have a monstergirl making me blush, but I don't like the ones from Wonderland. >>14454260 What's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:25:38 2015 No.14454275 >>14454242 please stop with this crap

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:25:45 2015 No.14454276 >>14454271 Get out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:26:04 2015 No.14454279 >>14454242 Depends on their preferences. Bishounens in general, since that's the standard. I'm sure there are a few pedos among them though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:26:38 2015 No.14454280 >>14454272 That's a dog, dummy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:26:52 2015 No.14454283 >>14454272 That's a dog girl. You can tell by the tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:27:06 2015 No.14454284 >>14454256 Rumia is for headpats and cuddles and anal, not punting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:27:08 2015 No.14454285 >>14454276 Fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:27:17 2015 No.14454286 >>14454273 Bishounens are shit tier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:28:22 2015 No.14454290 >>14454286 Says you

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:28:24 2015 No.14454291 >>14454280 >>14454283 Hmm. So it is... I have been bamboozled by picture names. My actions still stand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:28:25 2015 No.14454292 >>14454271 I'm in luck. Wait, I don't particularly care for wonderland...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:30:16 2015 No.14454295 >>14454286 You're male though. Your opinion on other males is irrelevant. Unless you're an alp. You're not, are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:31:54 2015 No.14454300 >>14454292 Yeah, me neither. I was just throwing that out there because I hate shota and find bishounen boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:31:59 2015 No.14454301 >>14454286 Are you admitting you prefer bara, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:33:18 2015 No.14454305 File: 293 KB, 605x593, 1394229686646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454260 >>14454271 >>14454275

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:33:42 2015 No.14454306

>>14454259
Well then.
Time to walk up to her in that nightie, and remove any doubt from her mind by kissing her gently and stroking her hair. Then taking her for the most tender, loving, lotus-position sex physically possible while her mother sits and sandwiches her from behind, comforting and guiding her through the act.

If it's unavoidable, then I may as well make the best of it on my terms, while being as good a father as I can still be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:33:52 2015 No.14454307 >>14454300 You're not supposed to be masturbating to the men in those doujins, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:35:06 2015 No.14454310 >>14454306 Good man. Your daughter is left satisfied and rubbing her cum stuffed belly, hoping that she becomes a mother soon so she can be your proper wife.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:35:28 2015 No.14454312

>>14454273
I think Wonderland in particular to fit the whole "Alice in Wonderland", only where you're in the role of Alice, and they're out to have fun with you.

And all the Wonderland girls are fanciful mischievous British girls, Shotas and Bishies just fit them all best.

Maybe the Jubjub would like Baras, and any other of the "Hunting of the Snark" girls would too, if KC ever got around to them. I hope he does, there are so many fun Wonderland girls he still has left to do.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:35:54 2015 No.14454314
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>>14454272
>Pet cat turns into a cait sith after some bitch lilim sprayed her with mamono mana.
>You still love her, but you can't have her trying to eat your dick.
>Every time she crosses the line you pull out 'The Box'.
>She always struggles to fight off her instincts and give you the satisfaction of seeing her fall for it.
>She always fails.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:35:58 2015 No.14454315 File: 32 KB, 500x500, 1339996561193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454284 Rumia is for bullying and Falling in the dark.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:36:12 2015 No.14454318 File: 518 KB, 1280x1280, 1449190103765-3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454295 >>14454301 N-No?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:39:05 2015 No.14454325 >>14454307 That's not what /a/ told me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:40:09 2015 No.14454328 >>14454318 Bara loving Alp detected. Wait, that's dangerous. I want you to know I don't like alps and already have a waifu anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:40:48 2015 No.14454331 I'm an alp!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:41:33 2015 No.14454334 >>14454325 /a/ is gay, though. They kicked us out for not being gay enough. >>14454315 Why so poofy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:42:06 2015 No.14454335 >>14454331 Claimed! Time for stuff her so she can't get a guy! Not because no one wants her but because she can't move!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:42:30 2015 No.14454336 >>14454331 Quick lads! Tie her up and throw her in the pit with the others!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:42:34 2015 No.14454337 >>14454331 No one cares, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:42:37 2015 No.14454338 File: 108 KB, 900x900, 4d148c62305a75ad740c35975059c485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454314 its a problem all feline MGs face

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:43:21 2015 No.14454340 File: 40 KB, 558x402, Alp whacker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454331 Don't worry, boys, I've got the stick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:43:39 2015 No.14454341 File: 65 KB, 639x312, Bara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454328 >>14454328 I'd rather a guy with a fleecy wool than a bishie. Wait... NO.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:45:38 2015 No.14454352 >>14454334 Secret bully technique taught by annoying relatives such as aunts. 'Emotional scaring'

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:47:08 2015 No.14454355 >>14454341 There's literally nothing wrong with spooning with other men for warmth at night, especially when you're stuck in the field on a shitty exercise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:47:22 2015 No.14454356 File: 163 KB, 1000x1000, no olve for alps.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454331

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:47:30 2015 No.14454357 File: 352 KB, 1000x1000, Alp Removal Tool.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454340 Your heart is in the right place, but for a job like this, you need to bring the correct, industry sanctioned tools along.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:48:39 2015 No.14454360 >>14454356 I wish Loen would draw that Alp actually getting whacked over its head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:48:50 2015 No.14454361 >>14454355 Marine detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:51:09 2015 No.14454369 >>14454341 reverseYeti.jpg >You will never be a hairy bara Nord who searches snowy landscapes for freezing monstergirls to save with hugs

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:51:37 2015 No.14454372 >>14454331 >>14454335 I'll want her! Give me to her when you're done!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:52:01 2015 No.14454373 Would your waifu be okay with peeing on you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:53:00 2015 No.14454375 >>14454361 >Marine Oh god no, I'm not nearly intellectually challenged enough, or American. This is just typical Canadian army shit, or as I've been learning typical army shit everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:53:21 2015 No.14454377 >>14454356 I always end up choking on something when I see this. Loen is too based. >>14454355 There's something suspicious about this post. >>14454361 Army/Navy grunt detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:53:56 2015 No.14454378 >>14454272 Go and buy some lightbulbs, you stupid dog

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:54:12 2015 No.14454379 >>14454372 Fine. You can have her but she won't be able to move, I hope you're ready for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:54:57 2015 No.14454380 >>14454373 No, it would embarrass the fuck out of her, and I wouldn't enjoy it either. Bad times all around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:55:01 2015 No.14454381 >>14454377 >Navy For some reason I don't think the Navy is in any position to make fun of the Marines for being gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:55:04 2015 No.14454382 >>14454379 She can stay in my bed. I'll help her learn how to haughty laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:55:52 2015 No.14454386 >>14454373 She'd most likely find it quite odd and highly unsanitary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:56:46 2015 No.14454388 >>14454373 Not even a little, which is great because I'm not into that shit either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:57:15 2015 No.14454389 >>14454377 >Navy >Grunt m8, they don't exist. The closest to that are the FMF Corpsman, which is how I know what Marines are up to on their field ops >>14454381 Navy's got queers too, Marines don't want to admit they got gays, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:57:44 2015 No.14454391 >>14454381 We do. It's a defense mechanism. It's the only thing we can come up with to respond when they call us pussies and/or gay. >n-no, you're gay!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:58:02 2015 No.14454392 Would you help keep a shortstack Yukionna warm? http://exhentai.org/g/880561/2a34c13f50/

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:58:04 2015 No.14454393

>>14454382
Whatever you say man, she's going to have a tale as thick as an anaconda and her breasts will be as big as her head!

In fact, the only way she's gotten off for the time with me is through that tail!

I bet you really just want to watch her pleasure herself with it while you watch, face beet red at the idea of another person looking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:58:13 2015 No.14454394 >>14454357 Anon, no, you need something a little extra like the Fatalis Iregard

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 22:59:00 2015 No.14454398 >>14454377 >Navy >Grunts The Navy doesn't have grunts, you mong. The USMC is literally a subsidiary of the Department of the Navy. They're the competent soldiers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:00:11 2015 No.14454403 >>14454391 >>14454389 Well, I think we can all pretty well just agree that the military is pretty fucking gay in general. Except the Air Force, fuck those guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:00:49 2015 No.14454406 >>14454392 There was another shortstack yukionna translated recently. I liked that one more, that guy does great things even if only a couple of them are translated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:02:01 2015 No.14454409 >>14454403 The Air Force are a bunch of assholes No matter what country, it seems to just be a universal characteristic

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:02:18 2015 No.14454410 We services war now

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:02:37 2015 No.14454412 >>14454403 Air force has all the bottoms and good looking chicks

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:03:33 2015 No.14454414 >>14454412 >all the bottoms Not something to boast about

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:03:58 2015 No.14454415 >>14454410 It'll pass, just like the soda wars.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:04:23 2015 No.14454417 >>14454414 not a boast, just a statement of fact

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:05:44 2015 No.14454420 >>14454415 >Soda wars People who like Club Soda are unhuman

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:06:13 2015 No.14454421 What monstergirl species are most common in the: Army? The Marines? Navy? Airforce?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:06:14 2015 No.14454422 File: 198 KB, 800x1166, SabbathAirForce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454410 >>14454412 Sabbath Air Force NO 1

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:06:52 2015 No.14454424 >>14454369 I kind of want a short of this now. Big burly bara Nord warming up a wolfu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:06:57 2015 No.14454425 >>14454420 Just like those who call it pop or fizzy juice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:08:08 2015 No.14454428 >>14454421 I imagine tentacles in all the tanks; all dem long appendages could operate ALL THE THINGS. Also, keeps the smell contained. Maybe also with gazers to provide constant 360 degree watch from the commander's copula

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:08:31 2015 No.14454431 >>14454409 >Chair Force Fixed that for ya.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:09:01 2015 No.14454433 >>14454422 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E&ab_channel=KennyLogginsVEVO Monstergirl Top Gun when >locker room scenes >beach volleyball

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:10:02 2015 No.14454436 File: 534 KB, 745x545, SabbathPilotingSchool.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454433 >How actual Sabbath flight school works Nothing like Top Gun

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:10:56 2015 No.14454438 >>14454425 >He doesn't call soda Pop to piss off people >He doesn't call soda pop

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:11:02 2015 No.14454440 >>14454421 >Army? Lizards, P'orcs, dog types >The Marines? Wurm, Salamander, Amazon >Navy? Mermaid types, Kraken, Ryu, Elves >Airforce? Harpy type, Cat types, Dragon and Wyvern

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:11:56 2015 No.14454442 >It will be months before KC creates more abominations Suffering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:12:17 2015 No.14454444 >>14454412 Exactly, the lucky bastards. So fuck 'em

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:13:58 2015 No.14454449 >>14454438 You can only piss people off when they are actually people though. Everyone knows 4chan is just the same 3 people samefagging at lightspeed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:14:11 2015 No.14454450 >>14454440 Jubjub in the Air Force as test pilots >>14449278 Top Jubs

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:14:23 2015 No.14454452 File: 401 KB, 1194x824, 31938989_p30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:16:43 2015 No.14454458 >>14454422 This image will never stop being absurdly hilarious to me. I don't want to know the context, because it'll make it less funny. I'm sure of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:19:22 2015 No.14454469 >>14454458 I bet she's can't even properly see through the canopy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:20:43 2015 No.14454473 >>14454433 I want this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:22:29 2015 No.14454481 >>14454458 >>14454469 For reference, the actual scene is her flying a Hind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:23:46 2015 No.14454488 >>14454481 A HIND D? COLONEL, WHAT'S A RUSSIAN GUNSHIP DOING HERE?

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:26:14 2015 No.14454496

I want a reverse-trap MG childhood friend even though that makes no sense

>Short haired and flat
>"Why do you insist on pretending to be a boy? I know your a girl, I mean there's no such thing as a male monster, come on. We're best friends, it doesn't matter to me that you're a girl."
>"P-P-Pretending... haha.... and what do you mean there's no such thing as a m-m-male monster? You're looking at one right now! Ehehehe..." she's averting her eyes, blushing, and sweating profusely. It's clear she's really embarrassed.
>You've had enough, the time for bullying has come
>You plant your palm firmly on her flat chest
>"EHHHHHH?! W-W-What are you doing?" she wraps her decidedly dainty, un-manlike hands around your wrist
>"Oh? This is problem? Sorry, it's just that men do this all the time and don't really care about people touching their, um, 'pecs' understand?"
>"P-Problem? Who said problem, I d-don't have a problem with it."
>"So this isn't an issue then?" you proceed to grope her
>She's even more embarrassed than before "N-Not at all...go right ahead, bro."
>She struggles to keep herself from squirming and making noises

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:28:49 2015 No.14454504 >>14454496 Holy shit, she'd probably let you do anything if you said 'no homo'. ANYTHING.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:28:52 2015 No.14454505 >>14454481 Loli's in Hind's? What has that world come to? And why hasn't our world come to this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:28:59 2015 No.14454506 >>14454488 We're not doing this again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:29:14 2015 No.14454507 File: 456 KB, 800x1131, Elin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454496 But anon, reverse traps can't have rockin' hips like >>14451900 or picrelated

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:29:14 2015 No.14454508 File: 385 KB, 684x485, Sg_24c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one was pretty cute. I like this artist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:30:16 2015 No.14454512 >>14454508 >MMF Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:30:44 2015 No.14454516 >>14454508 Who is this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:30:47 2015 No.14454517 >>14454496 >"Friendship" among "men" is a wonderful thing. I like this shit, this is good. I want more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:32:33 2015 No.14454522 >>14454512 Yeah that's a turn off for me too

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:41:11 2015 No.14454546 File: 397 KB, 500x1607, Ears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454516 Yanagida Fumita.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:46:20 2015 No.14454556 File: 126 KB, 551x199, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454546 He should do more porn. Misuzu porn.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:50:09 2015 No.14454564

>>14454504
>>14454496
I don't think that's a good idea

>Convince her to give you blow jobs under the pretext that dudes do it to each other all the time, as a sign of friendship and bonding
>A friends of yours comes by when she's over to
>You all get to talking
>"So I just got done giving Anon a bro-blow!"
>"A what?"
>You begin to [PANIC]
>"Don't be dumb! You know it's when to best bros just, like, suck each other's dicks! No homo obviously! Anon says ge does it all the time and that you do it too! All you guys do bro-blows right? Haha, I don't like it very much but anything for another dude, right? I hate it at the end when Anon shoots that sticky, salty white stuff in my mouth! You hate it when he does that to you too, right?"
>Friend just gives you a 1000 yard stare "yeah, uh huh. Bro-blows. Well, I gotta go, bye."
>Did I mention she's really dumb and naive too?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:50:44 2015 No.14454566 I want to give a loli potions until her hips and rear get her stuck in doorways

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:52:57 2015 No.14454569 >>14454242 >both offered variants are manginas If they have a slightest hint taste, none.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:54:11 2015 No.14454572 >>14454504 Fucking glorious.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:54:46 2015 No.14454573

>>14453363
DANTE MUST DIE MODE
>first roll is Fallen God
I may not be able to use her, but this is an omen of what's to come, isn't it?
>second roll is Dark Priest
YUP.

Dark Priest - Species norm, Undead, Hired for Femdom, Weeklong contract
Orc - Pear shaped, Chimera with Giant Ant, Hired for Vanilla, Monthlong contract
Beelzebub - Species norm, Awkward Virgin and Love Freak who're yandere for me (rolled 10, rerolled for two traits instead), Hired for Vanilla, Monthlong contract
Large Mouse - Species norm, Bakunyuu (THAT IS NOT THE NORM), Hired for Foursome (oh god) with (Oppai) Loli Mermaid and stacked pear-shaped Vampire Mosquito, Weeklong contract
Amazoness - Thin undead awkward virgin (10 reroll) with twin pear shaped love freak sister who's yandere for me, Hired for Rough Sex with me as top, Monthlong contract
Holstaur - Species norm, Bottom Heavy, Hired for Anal, Handholding and Cuddling, Hired for Vanilla, Weeklong contract
Ignis - Loli, Bakunyuu, Hired for Rough Sex with her as top, Day contract
Wyvern - Chubby, Bottom Heavy, Hired for Foursome (NOT AGAIN) with bottom heavy loli Baphomet and bottom heavy gym bunny Red Slime (rolled Fallen God), Weeklong contract
Hobgoblin - Racial norm, bottom heavy Alp(!!) chimera with sister who's a species norm lich chimera (it was at this point I rolled the Fallen God yet again), Hired for Polynesian Sex, Handholding and Cuddling, Rough Sex with me as top, Weeklong contract
Dark Angel - Hourglass shaped, Semon Demon, Hired for Femdom, Weeklong contract
Kakuen - Shortstack (already got oppai lolis), Bakunyuu (FUCK), Hired for Anal, Weeklong contract
Another Amazoness - Shortstack, Semon Demon, Hired for Vanilla Sex, Monthlong contract
Dark Slime - Hourglass, Love Freak who wants to buy the contract, Hired for Anal, Handholding and Cuddling, and Foursomes (WELCOME TO DIE) with love freak busty Baphomet (AAAAH) and love freak loli Living Doll (I rolled Druella here as well, so this either becomes a fivesome or I get lucky and they just get hornier), Halfday contract (OH THANK FUCK)
ANOTHER Amazoness - Pear shaped, Semon Demon, Hired for Handholding and Cuddling,
Hellhound - Chubby, Awkward Virgin, Hired for Rough Sex with me as top, Weeklong Contract

Really, this isn't a matter of "do I leave" and more a matter of "do I survive?" Who am I kidding, I can't escape this fate.

help

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:54:53 2015 No.14454574 File: 265 KB, 519x900, 1432103104877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454566 Hope you're a handyman, non, otherwise you'll be racking up a lot of repair bills.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:55:38 2015 No.14454576 >>14454566 I like your enthusiasm anon, but I think that might be a little too far.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:57:09 2015 No.14454580

>>14454574
Oh, I'd be more than prepared to widen them as much as need be.

She's going to be able to walk without worry, other than her balance being off.

>>14454576
Never!
Too far would be if she was taller sitting than she was standing....although now that I think about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:00:39 2015 No.14454587 >>14454573 >>14453363 Am I the only one whose eyes glaze over if these girl lists exceed, say, six? I mean, after that it just becomes wall-o-text mode that and you stop caring about individual girls.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:00:51 2015 No.14454588

>>14454564
I don't know, I think that last bit with the friend should go a little more like:
>Your friend exchanges a quick glance with you, "Oh, you mean a bro-job! Yeah, we do that shit all the time."
>Then you and your friend fistbump when she's not looking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:01:34 2015 No.14454589 >>14454587 I feel the same way, it's so fucking tedious and I despise whenever it happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:08:00 2015 No.14454605 File: 103 KB, 1100x1200, Lamia in a sweater.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sweaters

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:13:31 2015 No.14454617 >>14454574 >yfw no Imp assistant to take care of menial task like cooking and cleaning while you go over forbidden tomes and ancient texts, studying to become a Warlock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:15:49 2015 No.14454622 >>14454605 I want a Sweater Wight

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:18:48 2015 No.14454630 File: 1.30 MB, 1137x1498, 1397158233937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454605 What about sweaters with jackets? It's getting cold out now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:20:13 2015 No.14454634 >>14454617 You should impregnate her so she has a round belly to go with those hips and breasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:23:24 2015 No.14454646 >>14454605 >>14454630 Monstergirls in sweaters demonstrates the pinnacle of comfiness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:27:29 2015 No.14454665 File: 1.08 MB, 1060x1500, 0cdb8fabd38b8b2175a4e483df50fc33.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454646 And softness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:29:31 2015 No.14454670 >>14454665 How could I forget? Anyway, I think an argument could be made that all man truly desires is to be comfy and experience true softness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:29:46 2015 No.14454671 File: 202 KB, 479x705, 1405317643975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454665 Indeed, softness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:31:18 2015 No.14454676 File: 180 KB, 800x1129, 1442011070722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454605 Sweaters?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:32:02 2015 No.14454679 File: 164 KB, 571x800, 1400867235226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Canadians are pretty comfy, eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:32:59 2015 No.14454686 >>14454671 >colored version Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:33:39 2015 No.14454688 File: 292 KB, 1015x1185, Winter Anubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454605 >>14454630 Makes me think "Mai waifu".

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:34:04 2015 No.14454689 >>14454679 I wonder what Lab/Denbornanon is doing now. Because christ, I don't see him around anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:36:56 2015 No.14454700 File: 1.42 MB, 1100x1000, 43.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wanna put it in a big fairy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:38:28 2015 No.14454710 File: 634 KB, 720x595, 1413064663418.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454688 >Mamono earmuffs I don't know why, but seeing stuff designed for monster ears is almost funnier than seeing them try to figure out stuff for human ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:39:13 2015 No.14454713 File: 959 KB, 891x1200, 6JQtb4L.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454605 I want to see art of a Kejourou in a sweater.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:40:57 2015 No.14454723 File: 567 KB, 600x700, a228464a0004313bbbf49327350a2d0d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454700 I want to make a big fairy cry!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:42:53 2015 No.14454733 >>14454723 I'm gunna take a big fairy and cum in it until it's a Titania.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:43:01 2015 No.14454735 >>14454710 >Funny Does it look like she's laughing, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:43:38 2015 No.14454736 >>14454689 I don't know, but I really wish he was still hanging around here. I don't even think he finished that beavergirl I posted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:44:40 2015 No.14454743 >>14454723 >>14454733 Rock out wth a big-tittied fairy. http://i.imgur.com/uKRvZvE.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:45:05 2015 No.14454745 >>14454710 They should just wear a toque or ushanka instead, they're both warmer and more practical for monster ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:46:29 2015 No.14454750 >>14454710 Indeed. http://i.imgur.com/7sygDyv.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:47:02 2015 No.14454752 >>14454700 The one in the red reminds me of katyusha

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:48:07 2015 No.14454754 File: 56 KB, 894x894, 1428760508499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454735 Okay, it's funny to me. But I make up for it with ear rubs and cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:48:25 2015 No.14454756 File: 162 KB, 724x1024, Rare Six-armed Blue-haired Purple Snake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Take this as thanks for entertaining me the past year or two I can legally drink alcohol now, FUN

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:49:02 2015 No.14454760 File: 88 KB, 640x1024, IMG_20150423_060659 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454735 >>14454754

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:51:16 2015 No.14454774 >>14454622 I want a Sweater Mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:51:35 2015 No.14454776 >>14454512 I-It's still pretty cute, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:52:18 2015 No.14454778 File: 111 KB, 1000x1000, 5d4f769e3b5e6aa415a64ad7a13a6a90.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14454774 I want a mimicat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:56:23 2015 No.14454793 File: 887 KB, 1390x1154, 1449467783785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:56:30 2015 No.14454794 >>14454774 I want a soft Sweater Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:56:36 2015 No.14454795 File: 516 KB, 996x700, 1449467796636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG, FAT, HORNS

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:57:45 2015 No.14454798 >>14454778 >>14454794 I want an oni/kikimorra crossbreed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:58:31 2015 No.14454802 >>14454798 How would this even work? Please elaborate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:58:35 2015 No.14454804 >>14454793 She's mistress material.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 00:59:11 2015 No.14454806 >>14454793 Smoking Older Monster Girls in that professional Asian Style Clothing is the best Please more

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:00:50 2015 No.14454815 >>14454802 Science. Magic. A doppelganger surrogate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:03:43 2015 No.14454825 >>14454776 What are you, an alp?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:03:47 2015 No.14454827 >>14454795 Poor thing. I'll bet she'd really appreciate a neck & back massage.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:04:13 2015 No.14454831

>>14454802
Saw off an oni's horn. Its fine I'm sure they grow back and sedatives are cheap.
Glue it to a kiki's head, Its fine i'm sure she would do anything for master.
Pelt her with beans on a daily basis at random until she has an instinctual fear of them. It's fine beans are cheap
Slip steroids into her daily tea. It's fine no one will ask why a humanboy is buying a mixture of jinko blood and caffeine off the internet.

Congratulations, you are now a mad scientist with a kikioni

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:05:39 2015 No.14454837 >>14454802 big, red kiki with horns, muscles, and black feathers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:06:10 2015 No.14454840 >>14454825 >Males don't even touch each other. >lol gay It's the lamia that's cute, dummy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:09:00 2015 No.14454850 Woah, I just found out Jabberwocks have Twintails and thee tentacle mouths And that Echidnas have snake hair And that Anubis has a tie And that Apophis is cuter than Pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:09:57 2015 No.14454855 >>14454167 The hell is a Sandworm? Do you mean Graboids?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:15:03 2015 No.14454868 >>14454850 >And that Anubis has a tie They are very professional.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:17:49 2015 No.14454875
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Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:18:45 2015 No.14454881

>>14454424
>6'6" tall muscled nordic woodsman with a beard as mighty as the storms of Thor
>Casually going out into the forest in the middle of a blizzard so he can cut down some trees, clad in just a flannel shirt, jeans as tough as kevlar, and worker's boots that could leave a dent in an anvil
>While he's chopping, a wolfgirl picks up his scent and tracks him down
>She's a full 7' tall, sporting a body that's been tempered into that of the one and only apex predator
>Her frame has not an ounce of unneeded fat on it; only tendons like high pressure hydraulics and muscles that'd make steel cable look like weeks old rubber bands
>She rushes at the man on all fours, huge paws sending her flying with each explosive push, wild black hair flowing behind her, reaching all the way to her equally pitch tail
>All the snow she's running against isn't even hitting her any more
>Her body's giving off so much heat it's just turning to steam the second it gets close to her bare skin
>The man turns around just in time, catching a glance of ferocious intelligence in those yellow eyes before throwing up his hands and grabbing the wolfgirl mid-leap
>Their momentum sends them careening through several feet of solid snow drift, the two clashing like Vidarr and Fenrir
>By the time they roll to a stop, the man's shirt is already in tatters, and he's already locked his legs around the wide, world-shaking hips of the assailant atop him
>Any wildlife not deterred by the deathly blizzard and the sounds of two veritable titans going at it would bear witness to a wrestling match that'd make a wurm wet between their not-quite-thighs
>A smaller sapling is demolished entirely as the woodsman performs a rolling reversal, grabbing her thickly furred wrists and pinning her paws to the forest floor
>Muscles bulge like there's a thousand tiny austrian bodybuilders pushing them from the inside out, and the wolfgirl snarls at her prey, trying to fight against the leverage he has on her
>But the woodsman doesn't budge
>He gives her a stern, grim look, sitting on her center of mass, holding firm to tire out the feral girl
>And as he does, he gets the chance to admire her body
>Her perfectly shapely breasts, her curly, untamed hair, contrasting against the white snow it's sprawled upon
>Her impossibly athletic body, the perfect blend of svelte nimbleness and tight-drawn muscle
>And her steady, determined eyes, glowing like golden suns as they match his gaze in defiance
>A single lapse in attention is all it takes for the wolfgirl to slip free and attack at him, renewed ferocity lending her strength
>She'll have her prey and bear his children even if she has to knock him out
>But the woodsman fights back, ready to struggle until the bitter end
>Scrabbling claws scratch at him, drawing small welts that the snow quickly numbs
>It isn't long until they're both wrestling and writhing together in the buff, a pair of boots the only item of clothing between them
>The wolfgirl uses her agility to try and slip around the man and get him in a headlock, ready to deliver the finishing blow, but even amidst the frenzy of battle, he anticipates it perfectly, countering instinct with knowledge and experience
>He grabs one arm by the wrist, and another by the fur on the forearm, and throws over 100 kilograms of furious monstergirl clean over his shoulder
>She lands prone in the flattened clearing formed by their match, helpless as the woodsman uses her technique against her
>A huge arm wraps under her chin, digging into her neck, while a massive, calloused hand holds her head steady, flattening her ears
>Slowly and carefully, like a glacier, the woodsman begins to squeeze
>Maybe if he can subdue her, he'll be able to bring her into town
>The authorities pay good money for any dangerous ferals who get captured, after all
>Of course, the wolfgirl doesn't make it easy
>Her claws dig into his arm like knives, and her body thrashes with rabid, desperate strength, trying to knock the man off balance or break his hold
>Every inch of her hot, sweat-covered back writhes against his chest, muscle against muscle, skin against skin
>It seems even in a life or rape scenario, arousal knows no bounds
>And with such a dangerously sexy monstergirl, as wild as she is, pressed against him, it isn't long before he's at attention
>Even with her vision drawing into a tunnel, she can feel its heat and rigidity between her buttcheecks
>The feeling of it so close to her womanhood sends lightning racing through her body, and yet another burst of energy with it
>Reminded of why she's here, and what she's fighting for, determination fills her completely
>Darkness begins to steal away her sight of the forest
>And as she struggles to remain conscious, a single, panicked whine escapes her throat
>But of course, it's a calculated move
>For just an instant, the woodsman's attention is diverted, as the sound of her distress stirs a feeling of sympathy he can't help

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:19:36 2015 No.14454883

>>14450387
Well many of us would consider fatherhood if the divorce courts wouldn't financially rape us or get slammed with False Rape accusations. Some of us are from Fragmented Families and don't want that shit for their own potential kids.

Why do you think guys are outright not even bothering anymore?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:19:50 2015 No.14454884 >>14454875 Still want to fuck a Tanuki until she can't stand up.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:19:52 2015 No.14454885

>>14454881
>His grip loosens by the tiniest amount
>But for the wolfgirl, it's the perfect opportunity
>Every muscle in her body, her legs especially, burn and explode in protest as she shoots up, standing against her own weakness and the weight of the man behind her
>She copies his earlier move flawlessly, flipping him over her shoulder and onto the forest floor
>He barely manages to break the fall, already reaching out to grab at her legs and bring her down with him
>She jumps away, giving him enough space to rise to his feet
>The battle reaches a lull, both warriors catching their breath and squaring each other up
>Steam rises from their naked bodies like the two are on fire
>Even the blizzard itself seems hesitant to touch them
>The air is thick with silent tension, and thicker with arousal
>The woodsman still erect, the wolfgirl still dripping her nectar, melting the snow in little puddles as she circles the arena
>She's grinning an utterly wild, gleeful grin, and her opponent can't help but smile back, glad for the thrill of the fight, and a rival to match
>Two pairs of eyes, one a beastly golden, the other a steely blue, watch each other unblinking
>Studying
>Assessing
>Hungering
>Not a single word is spoken between them, but something comes across
>A sudden, subtle change in body language that conveys more than words every could
>The wolfgirl stops, and the woodsman tenses
>Slowly, she takes a steady, graceful step towards him
>Then another
>Then another
>Hips swaying, she walks through an aura of tension and danger that'd make anything lesser flee in absolute, primal fear
>The woodsman is tensed like a spring, ready to strike with all the speed and energy in a bolt of lightning at a moment's notice
>Still, she pads closer to him, chest heaving, breath fogging, eyes glazing over
>Even when she stalks up to arm's reach, and closer, gazing down at him, he doesn't make a move
>Only when her paw starts to slowly travel to his crotch does he match her movement, one hand slowly reaching for her neck
>Seconds pass, neither person breaking eye contact
>Her paw passes closer and closer to his erection, its heat palpable to both, and his palm makes contact with her throat
>Even the blizzard has stopped for them, only snow falling silently from above
>Smoothly and confidently, each plush digit of her great, fluffy paw wraps around his shaft
>At the same time, his fingers wrap around her neck, firm but harmlessly
>The gesture is clear enough
>Both man and beastgirl are on equal ground
>No advantage or leverage over the other
>So when that second flash of mutual acknowledgement and understanding hits, there's no hesitation or doubt between either of them
>Both wrap their arms around each other, kissing with a passion that all but melts the rest of the snow around them
>With a bond forged through battle, the newly made couple drop to the ground, wrestling in an entirely different way
>Grunting, moaning and howling fills the forest as man and monstergirl go at it, raw sexual energy practically radiating off of them in waves
>Over the course of many hours, the ground is worn and pounded away until only freshly upturned soil provides a bed for their lovemaking
>Several trees are uprooted and when either lover is pressed and plowed against them
>Their stamina is endless, a font of energy that lasts them well into the night, when even the cold winter air can't penetrate the heat their entwined bodies give off
>When the sun rises, it rises on the two laying together, sleeping peacefully
>The wolfgirl is curled up, playing little spoon to her partner hugging from behind
>Eventually, a shaft of morning light plays across both their faces, waking the two together
>The wolfgirl, stinking of nature and sweat, sex and earth, rolls around in her lover's embrace
>He starts up groggily, blinking the sleep away to find her enchanting golden eyes observing him
>"Good morning, husband."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:21:06 2015 No.14454888 >>14450387 Quite honestly the thought of someday being a dad is one of the only things keeping me from just offing myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:21:33 2015 No.14454891 >>14454884 You better or she'll make you work overtime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:23:10 2015 No.14454896 >>14454881 >>14454885 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:24:35 2015 No.14454902 >>14454883 But anon. Monster Girls!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:25:10 2015 No.14454911 >>14454896 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:27:28 2015 No.14454921 >>14454881 >>14454885 I like how they're both essentially equals in and out of bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:29:41 2015 No.14454928 >>14454921 That's what I was going for. Glad it came across.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:30:19 2015 No.14454929 >>14454883 That's understandable. Personally I come from a happy home and can't wait to have a family of my own. Giving them fuzzy little monster bits, or nice smooth scales, or weird super powers, would just be icing on the cake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:32:22 2015 No.14454936 >>14454850 We need more Twin-tail monster girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:34:09 2015 No.14454941 >>14454885 I liked it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:35:02 2015 No.14454943 >>14454936 Twirl Holst Aika Elf Erina What's a good ojou-sama/hard M monster species?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:37:01 2015 No.14454950 >>14454911 If you want to shove your garbage fetishes onto monster girls do it with a Kobold or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:37:59 2015 No.14454954 >>14454941 Thanks. It wasn't meant to be taken entirely seriously. I hope that also came across. >>14454950 What fetishes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:38:38 2015 No.14454955 Guys, you ever wish a monster girl would hug you, and tell you she loves you, and make you feel like you're not alone and unloved? Because I do. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:39:35 2015 No.14454961 >>14454950 Stop the unnecessary analpain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:40:04 2015 No.14454962 >>14454950 You're on the garbage fetishes central, kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:40:27 2015 No.14454966 >>14454831 We've, uh, we've tried stuff like this before back on /a/. And, yeah, it didn't really turn out so well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:41:28 2015 No.14454969 >>14454837 Personality?

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:41:33 2015 No.14454970

>>14454954
>I hope that also came across
Meh, it seemed like you wanted to put effort into it. I don't understand why trying hard is a bad thing, it's not like we have an overabundance of decent writefaggotry.

>>14454950
Calm down salt-kun. Think of a warm, soft Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:41:36 2015 No.14454971 >>14454966 why did you remind me off that thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:42:11 2015 No.14454975 >>14454962 Go kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:44:06 2015 No.14454983 >>14454966 It's fine though. I'm sure no big bad tiger is afraid of a little needle taking some blood and I'm sure we won't lose our way and end up with an abomination shoddily assembled because someone decided to use ductape instead of glue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:45:11 2015 No.14454991 >>14454975 Oh dog. What fetishes anyway?

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:46:28 2015 No.14455002

>>14454966
The greatest amalgamation ever produced by mankind. The drawn on kissy face was pretty inspired.

>>14454970
Oh, it's not that I didn't try. I don't think putting effort into something is bad, either.
I just sort of wanted to make sure that a silly litle greentext about a man wrestling a wolfgirl in the nude wasn't taken too seriously. It looks like I succeeded but for one person, at least.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:47:56 2015 No.14455007

>>14453363
Small Party

Shortstack, Awkward Virgin, Living Doll
Shortstack, Bakunyuu, Living Doll
Gym Bunny, Semen Demon, Goblin
Busty, Bakunyuu, Semen Demon, Love Freak, (Yandere) Apophis

Hired For: Polynesian, Vanilla, Anal (Got 8)
Duration: One Month

Chances are that the Apophis would take me captive as soon as she got the chance to keep me to herself.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:49:09 2015 No.14455009

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please study your laws regarding time travel magic and why it's not good to break them.

Don't want to explain to your wife why the loli version of her is staying the night for dinner do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:50:33 2015 No.14455012 >>14455009 This particular thread can go to hell. So much shit over the past couple of days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:50:59 2015 No.14455013 Does anyone have any pictures of Himedere Dragons? Drillhair is optional, but preferred.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:51:38 2015 No.14455016 >>14454850 >Apophis is cuter >I just found out Nigga, where have you been?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:52:18 2015 No.14455020 >>14454955 This is literally why we're here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:54:36 2015 No.14455028 >>14455012 Eh, it's fine for now. But I expect it'll go back to shit in a couple of hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:55:26 2015 No.14455030 >>14455002 >silly AH, you were referring to the premise and not quality. I see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:55:43 2015 No.14455031 >>14454971 Probably out of a sense of punishment, for those of us who stood idly by and just watched as we created an abomination.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:58:19 2015 No.14455038 >>14455028 Considering it's the end of the weekend, it might be better soon. Thinking now, it's not quite as shitposty here on the whole as it used to be several months back. Things will be fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:00:23 2015 No.14455045 >>14455038 Must... resist urge to... shitpost

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:01:25 2015 No.14455051 So how about them femdom faggots?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:03:16 2015 No.14455057 >>14455045 I think someone did that for you >>14455051 Unless I'm mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:04:36 2015 No.14455062 >>14455051 They're alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:05:35 2015 No.14455069 All I know is that I want to cuddle by the fire while drinking hot cocoa with my kitsune waifu in our snowy mountain cabin. Is this really so much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:08:10 2015 No.14455075 That was fast. >>14455069 You're a good man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:08:59 2015 No.14455077 >>14455069 I want this, but with a kumiho. Yknow, for the excitement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:09:56 2015 No.14455079 >>14455069 I share your sentiment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:09:56 2015 No.14455080 >>14455069 That depends, do you already own a preexisting cabin? Said wooden structure might be pushing it. Then there is the whole mountain thing. That's a lot of rock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:11:12 2015 No.14455083 >>14455077 It's all good as long as she loves you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:12:48 2015 No.14455086 >>14455080 I already live an hour away from the mountains anyway so I don't see that being an issue, and I don't imagine a cabin would be more expensive than trying to get a house in my city.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:13:49 2015 No.14455090 >>14455069 I want this, but with an Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:15:21 2015 No.14455095 >>14455086 I life further away from mountains that that. It's ok though, my and my Kobold daughteru can curl up together with my waifu and watch the rain on a cold, dreary day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:18:59 2015 No.14455106 >>14455086 Just making sure you're ready for the commitment of a mountain. Everyone is always like "I wanna live on a mountain!" but then they never play with it or take it for any walks like they promised they would.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:19:46 2015 No.14455110 >>14455086 >I don't imagine a cabin would be more expensive than trying to get a house in my city. Oh man, you have no idea how expensive a legit log house is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:22:40 2015 No.14455116 >>14454969 average kiki personality but rougher and more forceful with master also less willing to do things she doesn't like less passive-aggressive more aggressive aggressive

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:24:41 2015 No.14455122

>>14455106
Don't worry anon, I'm already used to spending a lot of time innamountains. And if I lived there I could finally have an excuse to work avalanche control, or ski patrol, or with the park service. Maye I could even try to sign p for S&R or maybe just finally get myself transferred to an unofficial mountain warfare unit.

>>14455110
Yeah I really don't, but I do know how expensive it is to get a nice place in my city, and fuck that shit. Also, I feel like kitsune magic bullshit might possibly help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:26:19 2015 No.14455130 >Out of images >Page 9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQhbyDdko8 Also what faggot deliberately names this shit about facebook. Fucking youtubers, probably on par with all you turd fergusons who used up all the images!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:28:23 2015 No.14455135 >>14455130 Hey now, we've already reached page 10! Your complaint is still valid though.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:29:53 2015 No.14455139

>>14455110
>>14455122
Not all that much more than a normal house in all truth. Sometimes even cheaper.

But then, that varies on your definition of "Normal", desired location, and how much space you're looking for.

Depending on where you look, you could probably get a nice, finished log home with utilities and such, in a semi-isolated location, with one or two bedrooms, for about ~$200,000.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:33:41 2015 No.14455147 Guys, it's late and I'm really lonely and there's no loli Kiki here to cuddle with so I'm sad.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:34:02 2015 No.14455148

>>14455139
The guy was saying that because an equivalent one or two bedroom normal house in many places can be had for a quarter of that or less. My parents bought a big five bedroom place after I moved out for $115k in a a really nice suburb that was less than five years old.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:35:05 2015 No.14455152 >>14455139 You need to keep a close eye out for exceptionally retarded design decisions, though. I have encountered a log house that had no insulation in the roof. In an area that is snowy 2/3 the year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:35:20 2015 No.14455155 >>14455147 just hug your pillow and pretend

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:37:19 2015 No.14455159

>>14455147
>Cuddling with your maidfu late at night
>She's the little spoon
>She sees some dust on the other side of the room and tries to get up to clean it
>You hold onto her and don't let her go
>She struggles a little but the more she squirms, the tighter your grip gets
>Eventually she gives up
>High pitched whimpering until dawn

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:37:24 2015 No.14455160 >>14455155 But it's not warm, or Kiki-shaped and it doesn't have a heartbeat or make cute sounds when I rub it's belly. All I have is a bunch of suffering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:39:12 2015 No.14455164 >>14455159 I'm not a monster anon, I make her wear a sleep mask for that exact reason. I don't want her to suffer either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:40:30 2015 No.14455169 >>14455148 >Parent trying to sell old 4 bedroom home for ~$400,000 >Comparables in the area do actually go for around that price, albeit they're in better condition Where're you from I wanna get in on that market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:46:01 2015 No.14455185 >>14454710 Y'know at first, I thought those cat-ears on the headband were covering hers. But then I realized, no, the headband is pushing down on her cat ears, pressing them flat to her head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:46:59 2015 No.14455188 >>14455164 >have to blindfold your Kikimora at bedtime so she doesn't stay up all night cleaning >her avian nature puts her to sleep right away This is unnecessarily adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:47:19 2015 No.14455189 >>14455160 >But it's not warm, or (insert MG here)-shaped and it doesn't have a heartbeat or make cute sounds when I rub it's belly. All I have is a bunch of suffering. We all suffer, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:48:54 2015 No.14455194 >>14455188 >avian nature Kikis are wolf girls though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:49:37 2015 No.14455195 >>14455194 They have bird feet and feathers anon. Feathers.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:55:15 2015 No.14455211

>>14455169
A place without snow. My uncle built a huge log cabin up in the Smokies though for a million and a quarter so I know the crazy prices you're talking about.

People may shit on income differences in different areas, but cost of living really is different all over the map. Hell, my parents bought me a little two bedroom place near my school when I was going to undergrad for $15k. Fixed it up on my own and sold it for $20k when I graduated.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:00:05 2015 No.14455224

>>14455211
Wow, that is...just unbelievably awesome. Like, I can barely even comprehend that.

But then, I live in a major metropolitan area. With a municipal Government that's made a bad habit of throwing away millions of taxpayer dollars on utter frivolities as of late...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:27:17 2015 No.14455316 >Had a dream about serving a Vampire >Forgot most of the details already I should start keeping a notepad next to my bed, this is the second monster girl dream this has happened with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:33:37 2015 No.14455341 >>14455316 I read somewhere keeping a dream diary helps if you're trying to lucid dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:42:39 2015 No.14455374 Wanna shag the shog

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:44:09 2015 No.14455380 Wanna kill the kiki

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:47:33 2015 No.14455387 Wanna rape the racoon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:49:29 2015 No.14455391 Wanna fuck the jabberwock

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:52:33 2015 No.14455398 Wanna wrestle the wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:56:37 2015 No.14455406 Wanna [action] the [thing].

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:57:01 2015 No.14455409 Wanna tie the ushi

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:58:53 2015 No.14455414 wanna pound the hellhound

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:59:59 2015 No.14455417 Wanna jump the jiangshi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:01:30 2015 No.14455419 Wanna analrape the alp

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:02:52 2015 No.14455421 >>14455374 >>14455380 >>14455387 >>14455391 >>14455398 >>14455406 >>14455409 >>14455414 >>14455417 >>14455419 Enough of this! Do not want! JUST DO IT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:03:24 2015 No.14455423 >>14455421 Wanna reply the anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:04:14 2015 No.14455427 >>14455421 Gonna analrape the alp

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:04:51 2015 No.14455429 >page 8 >all images used up Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:05:23 2015 No.14455432 >>14455421 Gonna cuddle the cupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:05:51 2015 No.14455434 >>14455427 >>14455432 See, that's better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:08:57 2015 No.14455440 >>14455429 >page 8 pardon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:09:45 2015 No.14455442 >>14455440 It said page 8 when I wrote that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:09:51 2015 No.14455443 >>14455429 Says page 10 for me. You're not telling me my extension would lie to me like an abusive step mother are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:10:15 2015 No.14455445 >>14455421 Gunna fug the fat fairy fanny

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:11:17 2015 No.14455448 >>14455443 No, it would lie to you like a horny succubus who wants to get in your pants though

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:12:10 2015 No.14455449 >>14455448 Well shit. Damn succubi and their lying technology

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:18:03 2015 No.14455455 >>14455429 Our entire purpose is to suffer, anon. There is no escape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:18:06 2015 No.14455456 So has it been decided whether Tali belongs here or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:21:19 2015 No.14455459 >>14455455 To live is to suffer. The cause of suffering is desire. I don't remember what Buddha said after that. Blessed are the cheesemakers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:33:15 2015 No.14455466 >>14455456 Yeah sure why not. I'd post a piece of fanart depicting her drunk in the third game, but, well, image limit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:34:47 2015 No.14455467 >>14455456 Close enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:35:26 2015 No.14455468 >>14455466 >>14455467 Wonderful! Now if only we had Tali ASMR.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:51:48 2015 No.14455490 >>14455468 >Those scenes where you can call your LI up to your cabin to just cuddle Dammit Bioware, would it have been too hard to throw in some sweet whispered nothings?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:53:21 2015 No.14455494 >>14455490 Well I'm sure you can get that with the inevitable gay Krogan in Andromeda.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:56:30 2015 No.14455500 >>14455494 A gay Krogan would be the most nonsensical thing ever. And if they do put one in just for the sake of "Diversity", I swear to god I'll actually go huck a stone through their window.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:58:46 2015 No.14455504 >>14455500 The Iron Bull exists. In your heart, you know EA must make one. And a tranny Volus too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 04:59:20 2015 No.14455505 >>14455456 Not really. She's not a monster girl. That's like asking if Samus belongs here. But as a waifu she'll get a pass anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:00:36 2015 No.14455507 >>14455468 >Tali ASMR Elaborate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:02:21 2015 No.14455508 >>14455505 >Tali >not a monster girl Shes more of a monster girl than those bloody knife ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:02:56 2015 No.14455509 >>14455507 Well you know. Tali doing check-ups on your helmet and stuff. She'd have to be real close to see all the small bits of wire she needs to tinker with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:04:29 2015 No.14455513 >>14455508 >space aliens >monster girls Don't start this again anon. Just don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:05:42 2015 No.14455514 >>14455513 I will never understand why this is an issue. If she wasn't from space, she'd be 100% qualified.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:07:19 2015 No.14455516 >>14455456 Go away Alp, nobody wants to hear about your space waifus.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:09:18 2015 No.14455518

>>14455504
>Iron Bull
I literally never met another of his species prior to playing Inquisition, so I seriously don't see anything wrong with a guy who just goes "Fuck everything", kicks back, and enjoys a beer with his buds.

>Tranny Volus
I...I don't want to know.

>>14455505
Samus is human though. Genetically modified, but human to all appearances. Tali has decidedly non-human traits. You could make the argument of Samus as an Amazonian Woman, but we've already decided that all discussion of Amazons here is implicitly about Amazonian-Succubi.
So now I'm thinking about Succubi in Zero Suits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:11:10 2015 No.14455522 >>14455514 And if dwarves were born from humans instead of a fantasy race, they'd just be midgets. Don't be purposefully stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:12:16 2015 No.14455524 >>14455522 >purposefully stupid Okay, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:14:36 2015 No.14455526 >All this talk of Aliens Someone needs to post Alium.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:14:55 2015 No.14455527

>>14455518
>don't see anything wrong
Sten, the Qunari party member from the first Dragon Age, was shocked and confused because the human society didn't have the strictly defined caste system Qunari did, and that gender roles weren't defined in the same way.
The Iron Bull suddenly told us the Qunari had a fucking word for "one born into a gender but living as another" and that it was somehow normal for them.
That's just silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:15:04 2015 No.14455528 >>14455524 Don't use the meme bait phrases of >I will never understand >I don't see a problem with and you won't get called that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:15:41 2015 No.14455529 >>14455522 >Human fucks a dwarf >She pops out another dwarf What's your point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:17:25 2015 No.14455532 >>14455529 >Born from humans Aww, you tried to be smarmy but you can't read.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:17:54 2015 No.14455533

>>14455528
>meme bait phases
But I'm being serious. What am I supposed to say not to trigger you? I don't get it, I don't see a problem, you have no explanation on why it is a problem. What am I supposed to make of that?
You know what. Fuck you. I've got more people here saying Tali is okay than people saying she isn't, so I'm just going to ignore you from now on.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:18:07 2015 No.14455536

>>14455527
I'm...not really seeing the conflict. Just because they have very defined gender roles, doesn't mean they wouldn't understand or allow the concept of transgenderism. Like...
>"You're this gender, so you go do this."
>"But I prefer to think of myself as this gender..."
>"Fine, then go do this instead."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:19:04 2015 No.14455537 I don't care if Tali counts or not but I sure love space plants. http://i.imgur.com/xy3A32Y.jpg

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:20:56 2015 No.14455542

>>14455536
But they're not open-minded about anything. People who don't conform to the role given to them are taken to be brainwashed. Fucking Iron Bull himself said they do this, but then suddenly, for the sake of muh progressivism, we got trannies.
It doesn't fit in with anything we know about the Qunari. This is why EA is horrible. We could have had a cute Elf trap. But no. We didn't get that.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:21:36 2015 No.14455545

>>14455532
Oh I got that you were talking about women of the species. But saying "If non-humans were born from humans instead of non-humans, they wouldn't be non-human", is so utterly nonsensical and unrelated to talking about how another non-human species count as non-human in a place that discusses non-humans, that nonsense was all I felt the need to respond to you with.

>>14455533
>Ignoring the "qt non-human girls from space don't fit into my definition of qt non-human girls because reasons!" guy.
Good idea.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:24:31 2015 No.14455555

>>14455542
Yeah, fair point. It does seem pretty out of place with literally everything else he talks about.

Though thinking back to how we got on this topic, it doesn't exactly contradict his personal "Fuck everything" attitude, which is already pointed out as getting pretty far from his species traditional ways; despite what he might say to the contrary. He's like a person who says "I don't eat intelligent animals", but makes an exception for one that died in a reportedly stupid fashion.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:25:51 2015 No.14455562

>>14455533
>Knows perfectly the explanation of why
>Just pretends not to

Go ahead and pretend you've had the ten post back and forth of where creatures come from does matter as to what they are. Now you can pretend it's something new and not how things have been since /a/. Then you can start it all over again the next time.

There. Whole argument done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:26:23 2015 No.14455564 >>14455537 Plants produce oxygen. If Spaceballs had these, they'd be unstoppable. >>14455555 The original point was that since The Iron Bull exists, so too may a bisexual Krogan. And that's just horrible. They've got four testicles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:28:46 2015 No.14455569 >>14455555 Witnessed

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:31:07 2015 No.14455572

>>14455533
Just post em if you want to and ignore him. As far as I can tell he's the only guy who even gives a fuck. If he thinks it's offtopic he can report it as such, that's what the button is there for. I guarantee you the mods will side with you and warn him for false reporting.

Just for chist's sake, stop arguing with him about it. I can't take much more of this autism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:31:32 2015 No.14455573 >>14455537 >Space Plants I'm remembering the Techno-Organic Plant Girl from Beast Machines...

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:33:24 2015 No.14455578

>>14455545
It's a perfectly legitimate analogy.

Dwarves and midgets are literally the same thing in real life, dude. Dwarf refers to a proportion of limbs in the short person. So how do you differentiate a Tyrion from a Tungdil in a fantasy story? Where they come from. Same thing with monsters and aliens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:33:39 2015 No.14455579 >>14455572 >I'm just going to ignore you from now on. See that? I agree with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:34:39 2015 No.14455583 >>14455578 No, you dumb-dumb. Midgets and fantasy Dwarves have completely different proportions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:35:58 2015 No.14455584 >>14455564 >If Spaceballs had these, they'd be unstoppable. They're pretty savage and resourceful too, although I mainly like way they look and talk. http://i.imgur.com/I84Fpnt.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:36:42 2015 No.14455586 >>14455584 What are these exotic creatures?

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:37:27 2015 No.14455588

>>14455583
Midget means anyone small. Pygmy means proportioned like an adult human. Dwarf human means large head and shortened limbs. Fantasy dwarves and midgets who are pygmy would be indistinguishable visually. You ever see the sideshows for old Tom Thumb in the 1920's?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:40:06 2015 No.14455594 >>14455579 I saw that. What I'm trying to do is encourage you to actually do it instead of just say you're going to ignore him then keep responding anyways.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:41:04 2015 No.14455595

>>14455578
Except that a real-life person afflicted with Dwarfism is not the same as a fantasy dwarf. And there's much more different between them than just one being real and the other being fantasy. Just because they share a name doesn't make them the same thing, or even remotely comparable.

What's more, even if they were, it still wouldn't be a comparable analogy for forcing an exclusion of certain groups of attractive non-human women, in a thread that's all about discussing our attraction to non-human women.

We have a line. It's "Monster Girl" vs "Furry". Alien as a distinction is irrelevant and can fit under either depending on portrayal.
Speaking of, to everyone else, did we ever reach any kind of remote consensus on the Viper from X-COM 2?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:41:18 2015 No.14455597 >>14455594 Did I respond to him after that? No. Now I'm going to stop responding to you, too. That'll show you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:42:08 2015 No.14455598 >>14455584 Dangerously cheesy. I'd probably still hit it.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:42:19 2015 No.14455600

>>14455594
For as much salt as you're spewing, did you even look back to the beginning of the conversation where it said. "Not a monstergirl but anything that's waifu-tier gets a pass anyway."

No she's not a monster girl. But nobody said "you can't post her"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:42:20 2015 No.14455601 >>14455595 >Viper from X-COM 2 Basically a scaly furry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:43:13 2015 No.14455603 >>14455586 Florans from starbound, people assume they're peace loving hippies because they're plants but they're super aggressive expansionists who steal other race's technology to help them colonize planets.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:43:59 2015 No.14455605

>>14455564
Personally I think it's horrible because it'd mean they blatantly ignore the whole "Endangered Species; Must Breed" problem the Krogan have.

...so, yeah, at least partially ignoring cultural and species-related responsibilities; Iron Bull is a pretty apt red flag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:44:12 2015 No.14455606 >>14455603 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:45:07 2015 No.14455607 >>14455601 >Scaly Furry You realize they do just call those "Scalies", right? Scaly is an actual term in that whole section of the interwebs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:45:07 2015 No.14455608 >>14455595 >remote consensus It's 100% furry, was that even in doubt?

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:46:28 2015 No.14455611

>>14455595
Except all that dwarf stuff came from using real dwarves in medieval and earlier mines because of their size. Same reason slave children were popular for the job. Tolkien mixed that with small elf tales when he developed the modern fantasy dwarf.

And this isn't the non-human girl thread. It's the monster girl thread.

But since you're pushing scalies, you're opinion isn't worth anything anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:47:31 2015 No.14455613 >>14455607 It's easier just to call them all furries and a blanket term, since that saves us having to remeber a term for every variety.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:48:18 2015 No.14455615 >>14455607 >You do realize No I don't, why would I know that?

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:48:27 2015 No.14455616

>>14455611
>>14455608
>But since you're pushing scalies
>Pushing
I'm not pushing anything. I just remember it being a talking point back when the first concepts were shown off. I couldn't recall ever seeing an answer.

>It's 100% furry
Okay then, I'll go with that then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:49:43 2015 No.14455620 >>14455615 >why would I know that? Because furries are obnoxious and the ones that talk about it never shut up about their fetish or its sub-groupings? I mean, that is why they've such an enormously negative reputation literally everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:49:46 2015 No.14455621 >>14455615 Osmosis probably. Same way I know the plot of every Metal Gear game from being in here despite never playing anything past MGS1. Escape from New York is better anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:50:41 2015 No.14455623 >>14455620 I didn't know about the word until you told it to me. Are you a furry? Fuck off, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:51:42 2015 No.14455625 >>14455616 I remember it differently. They're pretty clearly furry. Maybe you're just confused because nobody went into an autistic fit over it back then? That IS kind of weird.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:53:33 2015 No.14455628

>Literally the best kiki in the world but she demands to bring you to prostate orgasm every night

There is no debate
There is no other choice
You either get this kiki, or nothing, there is no possibility of getting another MG or even a human

Do you take her on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:53:49 2015 No.14455629 >>14455611 >Except all that dwarf stuff came from using real dwarves in medieval and earlier mines because of their size [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:54:50 2015 No.14455632 >>14455628 Sure, I'll be a little faggot. At least when I alp she's already used to fucking me with a strapon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:55:06 2015 No.14455633 >>14455628 Stop trying to force me to take something up my butt. That's an out door not an in door. I'm not playing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:55:18 2015 No.14455634 >>14455625 Nah man, they got the same fuck off that furries always do. He's pretending not to know as a prelude. You shouldn't read it as the actual question. You should read the "I like them and want to talk about them" that's hiding underneath.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:57:10 2015 No.14455637 >>14455625 Yeah, probably something like that. >>14455634 No, really, I don't remember anything other than "Eeeeh, maybe, kinda? Not sure." at that time. If people say they're furry through-and-through, then I'm dropping it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:57:21 2015 No.14455638 >>14455634 I don't remember that but I don't care enough to dig through the archive to find out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:58:43 2015 No.14455641 >>14455628 >demands We'll see what she demands after a few weeks in the basement, unable to clean anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:59:34 2015 No.14455642 >>14455637 The way I remember it was a couple people pointed out they were furry/scaly but they didn't have a fit about it. Conversation just naturally moved on to something else after a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:00:06 2015 No.14455643 >>14455638 It went "Hey look at these snake chicks in the new XCOM game!" "Looks pretty fucking scaly man."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:01:01 2015 No.14455645 >>14455642 That's because blatant furry is pretty well ignored in these threads. It when people try to sneak them in under pretenses that people flip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:02:10 2015 No.14455646 >>14455643 >>14455645 Yeah, something like that. Sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:03:05 2015 No.14455648 >>14455641 >We'll see what she demands after a few weeks in the basement, unable to clean anything To bring you to prostate orgasm with her long, slender, and soft fingers

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:04:04 2015 No.14455649 >>14454546 I remember .less making a laska version of this puu sh/lMy1J/d611c76087.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:06:08 2015 No.14455651 >>14455628 Yes, there are no downsides.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:06:50 2015 No.14455654 >>14455649 damaged goods are the cutest!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:08:12 2015 No.14455658 >>14455648 >Got her to drop strap-ons and dildos completely Deal. But every time she sticks a finger up my ass, my dick is going in hers.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:11:46 2015 No.14455661

Does anyone here ever start thinking up characters with no intent to ever write about them or anything? Last night I ended up thinking of 2 monster girls with full designs, likes, dislikes and back stories but have no use for them at all.

It kind of frustrates me that my imagination is better when it comes to daydreaming about stupid shit than doing something productive like learning to write or draw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:12:45 2015 No.14455665 >>14455661 Post them for those who can write, should they take the fancy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:12:52 2015 No.14455666 >>14455661 I intend to write. I just never do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:13:52 2015 No.14455669 >>14455661 I do, except I actually do plan to write about them in stories that aren't really for here.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:15:40 2015 No.14455672

>>14455661
I prefer to come up with story ideas and fill them with characters rather than the other way around, but sometimes I'll have an idea used for some side character that I want to expand upon because I came up with an interesting backstory that was no way relevant to the story they were in.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:20:20 2015 No.14455676

>>14455665
I'm tempted to make a short profile and get art of them just so the time spent thinking wasn't for nothing. I wouldn't mind someone writing about them if they took a liking to them but I wouldn't expect that to happen.
>>14455669
>in stories that aren't really for here.
You monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:24:33 2015 No.14455685 >>14455676 Bet you ten bucks it's that inflation guy. I respect him for keeping things to the appropriate places instead of shoving them everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:35:48 2015 No.14455701 >>14455676 >>14455685 No, I don't know who that is. It's really one or two stories I want to do as a series. Or at least hope they become series. This coming from a screenwriting major and all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:45:21 2015 No.14455706 >>14455685 inflation guy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:48:43 2015 No.14455712 >>14455648 >>14455628 >>>/d/ >>>/y/ And stay out you cancer

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:48:58 2015 No.14455713 Wanna be involved in a scandal at the church of the fallen god Wanna be a choir boy and have chaste, cuddle-type relations with the priest Wanna be found out and go into hiding with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:51:46 2015 No.14455716 Eh, I'll post the new monmusu online girl in the morning. Too tired to wait for a new thread. Try not to shit the bed too hard in the meantime, boys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:54:10 2015 No.14455724 >>14455712 queer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 06:55:04 2015 No.14455725 >>14455716 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZXJLQntCP0

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 07:11:47 2015 No.14455757 >>14455661 Every time I do write some of this stuff down it turns out I just stole ideas from other things without even realizing it.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 07:19:05 2015 No.14455773

>You're walking down the street when you suddenly hear a beautiful music from above
>You look up and see a gandharva playing on a small harp
>She swoops down after seeing that you noticed her
>Her large, golden wings dazzle you during her descent and soon your nostrils are filled with her sweet scent
>She tells you that you look lonely and that she wants to help you
>She gives you two options
>Either she will play the melody of love to hook you up with whoever you want
>Or she will marry you on the spot

What do you choose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 07:22:11 2015 No.14455779 >>14455773 Marry her on the goddamned spot. Gandharvas are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 07:26:32 2015 No.14455786 >>14455773 fly away on my rocket boots

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 07:31:15 2015 No.14455799 >>14455773 Tell her I'm not actually lonely, this is just how my face looks. I wouldn't mind getting to know her though. Can she play progressive metal on that thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 07:42:18 2015 No.14455827 What you writefags doing? or is everyone on vacation from the thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 07:45:19 2015 No.14455836 >>14455773 "Nah"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 07:46:49 2015 No.14455841 >>14455827 Writing. Distractedly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 07:48:33 2015 No.14455846 >>14455773 Choose some other chick obviously. Never fuck bards. They've got a menagerie of STD's from having the most game of anyone on the planet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 07:49:54 2015 No.14455848 >>14455827 Trying to fix my damn high voltage amp and not electrocute myself in the process. It's driving me nuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:06:54 2015 No.14455878 >>14455773 Since, in this scenario, magic clearly exists, can she make my waifu real?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:07:38 2015 No.14455880 >>14455827 trying to make http://pastebin.com/K5RN1DSt better

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:10:31 2015 No.14455887 >>14455827 Take your pick. >juggling two pieces of writing >obsessively playing three vidya games. >attempting to get out and exercise more so that I might find myself a nerdy tomboy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:10:50 2015 No.14455888 >>14455827 Sitting Wishing I had a good MMO to play It's been so long since I played a good MMO

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:12:03 2015 No.14455893 this thread needs to die so that I can post pictures of kikimori and fantasize about performing the mating press on one that's flat-chested

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:13:10 2015 No.14455896 >>14455887 >get out and exercise You don't necessarily need to get out for that. A pullup bar, some dumbbells, and the floor are all you really need to get in shape as long as you eat right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:14:10 2015 No.14455900 >>14455893 >mating press Heard you say this a few times now. Explain

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:16:30 2015 No.14455906 Echidna gives birth to twins, a Kiki and a Shog. What happens?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:17:42 2015 No.14455909 >>14455896 Forgot to say that there's a massive MMA gym about three minutes from my apartment. I'll be doing some endurance training first because I'm a manlet who can't keep up with regular-sized fit people without extra preparation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:20:04 2015 No.14455915 >>14455900 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mating_press

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:20:59 2015 No.14455921 >>14455909 You gotta get fit at home so when you go to the gym you can focus your attention on flirting. No, it makes sense, trust me. Shut up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:21:07 2015 No.14455922 >>14455900 >you what? it's a common thing. I don't know how to explain, just google it, not trying to be a dick. It's like a more primal, visceral sort of missionary position. The main goal is impregnation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:21:10 2015 No.14455923 >>14455906 Two shoggoths, soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:21:23 2015 No.14455924 >>14455456 No

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:22:42 2015 No.14455927 >>14455906 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:23:15 2015 No.14455932 >>14455915 Oh. It's nice but I would have to do it on my knees because of my enormous legs. Also I'd be afraid of crushing most of the monsters I like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:26:14 2015 No.14455940 >>14455827 Playing Mass Effect. Enjoying myself.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:26:27 2015 No.14455942

>>14455921
I was fit (enough) a few years ago, but not anymore. Might take a couple months to get it all back. Then I'll go and try to do conditioning with them. But yes, that's the idea.

On the other hand, would martial artist women prefer men who are already fit, or men less fit than them whom they can help out with exercises?

To stay on-topic: sweaty oni women in spandex are neat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:29:15 2015 No.14455951 >thread is still up >ran out of images hours ago what kind of hell is this

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:36:03 2015 No.14455971 >>14455951 >showing how new you are Don't do that friend. These threads used to be built around having enough images for 3000 posts because the average was 3000-3500 for a thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:37:08 2015 No.14455975 >>14455827 Working on that kejourou story I started many moons ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:39:38 2015 No.14455981 >>14455971 >used to be hasn't been that way for awhile, i've become a custom to a new standard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:42:00 2015 No.14455990 >>14455951 Quick, post top-tens. http://i.imgur.com/j5RPTZq.jpg

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:45:13 2015 No.14456000

>>14455981
It was only a few months ago. And we ran out a couple hundred posts ago. So the rate of image posting has almost doubled in that time. That's pretty crazy. Just imagine how things will be when /jp/ finishes slowing back down to its usual rate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:45:30 2015 No.14456002 >>14455990 Alright. http://i.imgur.com/nIW0i1X.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:48:22 2015 No.14456008 >>14455942 We're talking about 3D here so they want you to be already fit 99% of the time. >>14455981 >a custom Word you wanted was 'accustomed'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:53:14 2015 No.14456020 >>14456002 Switch the Valk to uncorrupted, trade Lilim for Holst, Manticore for Echidna, and Amazon for Wight, and you've got mine. Maybe squeeze in a pally-chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 08:54:29 2015 No.14456025 >>14456020 And a Bapho Nee-san, can't forget her

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:01:41 2015 No.14456040 >>14455990 too lazy to compile 1 Leanan Sidhe 2 Tanuki 3 Kikimora 4 Shoggoth 5 Cheshire 6 Anubis 7 Frog 8 March Hare 9 Mad Hatter 10 Lich

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:02:09 2015 No.14456044 >>14456020 >>14456025 Wait, I forgot the Wurm loli. And the Kobold. A Sandworm for us all to live in, and a Sea Bishop, and a flat Ara Elf, and... It's more of a top 20.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:03:56 2015 No.14456051 >>14456040 >3 Kikimora >4 Shoggoth FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:05:12 2015 No.14456054 >>14456051 Why have one maid when you can have two?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:10:09 2015 No.14456064 Top tens are silly. Instead we should all form rag-tag bunches of misfits to go on a suicide mission against impossible odds!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:10:40 2015 No.14456065 >>14456064 Get out Shepard

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:11:29 2015 No.14456069 >>14456065 Don't be grumpy, Grunt.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:14:26 2015 No.14456078

>>14452225
The impression I'm getting from both of Lantern's stories is that their global approach to monstergirls is... heartless, perhaps? Not biased or hostile, just... kinda sterile in terms of any sympathy, all the while it gets progressively more terrible and crushing to them the more is being revealed. There are just so many things shown working against MGs there, like second-class citizenship, paladins with carte blanche to kill them, entire countries closing their borders for monsters, now this Fading thing.
It almost starts to look like there is a second, subtle genre in this lore which is monster suffering.

It's puzzling because as long as I'm able to comprehend literature at all, and judging by Lanternon's own commentary in the threads I'm fairly confident the stories' message is nowhere near the old dumb 'humans rule monsters drool ;^)' ideology full-fledged, despite how some of the HFY fanboys they attracted want to see it, and actually -does- give us second judgement on monsters and their point.

Admitting some thought-out world-building and commendable writing nevertheless, just probably wanted to say that to me at least, that kind of world doesn't look 'more reasonable' (as it claims somewhere) as opposed to MGE, nor would I quite want to inhabit it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:24:13 2015 No.14456109 >>14456078 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:25:17 2015 No.14456111 >>14456109 You lost me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:29:01 2015 No.14456121 Top Ten 1. Kikimora 2. Hellhound 3. Yuki-onna 4. Yeti 5. Wendigo 6. Magma Golem 7-10: who cares

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:29:04 2015 No.14456122 >>14456111 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T3aASlOsaA

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 09:32:14 2015 No.14456131 remake kudasai

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