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Reminder that it is sweater season.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14495654

Maids are olev

>> No.14495655 [DELETED] 

>>14495645
Last time I checked i wasn't the shit eating yurifag that likes terrible things. Fuck off.

>> No.14495658

Careful not to fall for it.

>> No.14495659
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14495659

First for plump lavender cat booty, delivered straight to your doorstep.

>> No.14495660 [DELETED] 
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>>14495652
Reminder that if your only argument is to throw around buzzwords, you're literally a walking anus.

>> No.14495661

>>14495655
Nigga leave it be, don't drag it in.

>> No.14495662
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>>14495652
Good choice of OP. I wanna hug her.

>> No.14495663

>>14495655
Anon, it's done. Leave it in the old thread.

>> No.14495664
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>>14495652
Nothing beats lamias wearing sweaters.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.

>> No.14495666

X IS BEST GIRL

>> No.14495670

Yeah, but what if there was a slavic abomination.

>> No.14495671

Which Wonderland Girl would have the biggest fattest ass? Which would you want to have the biggest fattest ass?

>> No.14495673
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14495673

Slimes are love.

>> No.14495674
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14495674

Please remember to take care of your body and mind.
Please go to bed on time and eat properly.

And remember to headpat your Kiki maid.

>> No.14495675 [DELETED] 

>>14495661
>>14495663
Yurifags are a cancer that is to be chased out.

>> No.14495676
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>>14495652
>Abomination OP
Best taste.

>> No.14495678

>>14495671
>Which Wonderland Girl would have the biggest fattest ass?
Cheshire
>Which would you want to have the biggest fattest ass?
Jubjub or Mad Hatter.

>> No.14495681
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14495681

Your Waifu wants to become an idol

Do you support her or Try to stop her from pursuing this endeavor ?

>> No.14495682

I want an anubis to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want the slaves to slack off because she's too busy laughing to give them orders!

>> No.14495684

>>14495675
>he literally cannot handle the fact that his cock isn't the center of the universe

>> No.14495685

>>14495660
Reminder to leave your buttpains at the door.

>> No.14495686
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14495686

abigail is love, abigail is life
she's dead sexy

>> No.14495687
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>>14495664
>"What are we going to do on the bed?~"

>> No.14495689

>>14495671
Jubjubs. Goes with their massive mammories.

Personally, I'd give anything for some decent of artwork of the March Hare.

>>14495674
Kiki deserves extra headpats for having to put up with everything while maintaining that sweet smile. She deserves a nice night out

>> No.14495691

>>14495661
>>14495663
>>14495684
You don't fucking get it, do you?
Don't reply. Ignore it.
Don't post about it. Ignore it.
Literally do not address it with your minds. Don't even post a non-reply acknowledging it. It doesn't exist.

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>>14495652
Sweaters are the best invention ever

>> No.14495696

>>14495671
>Which would you want to have the biggest fattest ass?
A shortstacked Jubjub

>> No.14495697

>>14495681
I don't think she would be the type to be an idol.

>> No.14495698
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>>14495686
Abigail is a miracle of the universe.

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14495700

I-is it safe to come out?

Like always, c&c is more than welcome and appreciated.

>> No.14495705 [DELETED] 

>>14495674
I want my own Kiki advisor to headpat.

>> No.14495706

>>14495700
Niiiice, can't wait to see the other one

Gotta say you've been improving constantly since you first posted here. Keep up the good work dude

>> No.14495707

>>14495681
Idols are usually whores. I'm not sure if American ones or Japanese ones are more whorish, but they are still both whores.

I'd put up with it but I wouldn't like it.

>> No.14495709

>>14495700
>c&c is more than welcome
Now I want a RA2: Yuri's revenge mod with monster girl factions and it reminds me that the guy working on the 2hu mod never finished it.

Why must you do these things to me?

>> No.14495711

>>14495686
>>14495698
I want to cum in her big fat ass.

>> No.14495712

>>14495700
I've noticed your artwork all has the same eyes and smile. And the head is kind of vertically squished, only slightly though.

But other than that, it's pretty good.

>> No.14495713

>>14495700
>C&C
GDI or NOD?
Kane is one charismatic motherfucker, but GDI have a giant laser satellite straight out of a bond villain's armoury.

>> No.14495714

>>14495698
BIG
FAT
THIGHS

>> No.14495718

>>14495707
What about AKB-tier idols?
I hear if those girls get found out dating somebody they get cut.

>> No.14495720

>>14495686
>>14495698
I want her to be my mother, wife, big sister and little sister at the same time.

How do I accomplish this

>> No.14495722

>>14495681
But what if your waifu is a Siren ?
Would you stop her ?

>> No.14495723

>>14495707
Japanese ones usually have a "no whore" clause in their contract until they're too old and busted to sell tickets any more. At that point they become yakuza whores, turn to jav or get lucky and marry a daytime tv "celebrity".

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>>14495681
I'll do more than support. I'll work as her manager!

>> No.14495728
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14495728

>"You mirin' Human? Can't say I blame you, these are some pretty big guns I'm rockin' here."

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>>14495728
>You will never get swole with /fit/itaur.

>> No.14495734

>>14495723
>At that point they
Damn.
That's sad.

>> No.14495736

>>14495728
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like she's only big enough to sit in my hand like a fairy.

>> No.14495742

>>14495720
Your dad fucks your sister, get her pregnant and you're their child.
Your mom/sister is immature and calls you "Onii-chan" all the time.

>> No.14495754

>>14495732
>all those people saying they want a Holst to force breastfeed them
Minotaurs are where it's at. They can be tomboyish bros, be so much stronger than you and still have monster tits. Imagine being tackled by some jock Mino and being forced to drink straight from the tap in an inescapable bearhug.

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14495756

I will ______ my maid today!

>> No.14495758
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>>14495732
I want to confess to her!

>> No.14495759

>>14495742
It's close, especially if I marry her, but I need it to be genuine. I need to fuck the timeline over so badly that she ends up as both the true big sister and true little sister, as well as wife/mother.
Also, can we make this a situation where I'm also the dad fucking the sister, as well as the child? I'd like to make this as much of a standalone system as possible.

>> No.14495762

>>14495681
A pochaco tier Kiki idol?
What is this madness?

>> No.14495766

>>14495754
>Imagine being tackled by some jock Mino and being forced to drink straight from the tap in an inescapable bearhug.
Goddamn.

>> No.14495767
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>>14495756
I will fire my maid today! And replace her with a vastly superior one!

>> No.14495769

>>14495756
Make love to

>> No.14495773

>>14495756
StUfF

>> No.14495774

>>14495762
I want to cuddle a Pochaco-tier Idol Monster Girl! She'd be the softest and cutest!

>> No.14495775

>>14495718
They're the biggest whores there are.
Literally selling their body to a corporation. It's bizzare and csrtoonish just at that, eve worse when you realuthst this means she's willing to put money in front of me.

It's time to cut ties and go back to being a friend less weeaboo.

>>14495723
Oh great. So you're a whore to the corporation first then a crack whore second.

Time to find me another girl.

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14495777

Barb deserves a medal for being the first one to do Barometz art that isn't a quick sketch. What I'd give to be stuck in that fruit and be springing back and forth into that ass.

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>>14495756
>build!

>> No.14495782

>>14495684
Fuck off.

>> No.14495784

>>14495726
Enjoy your corporate slut.

>>14495728
You are short and queer looking and not very impressive. Where can I find a cow that is worthy of my touching?

>>14495756
Imagine.

>> No.14495785

>>14495766
>"CHUG CHUG CHUG!..."
>"HAHA WOAH HE ACTUALLY DRUNK ALL OF IT! WHAT A LEGEND!"
>Then they fistbump each other and keep walking, looking for more trouble to cause.

>> No.14495787

>>14495754
Yeah but Mino produce milk after they get pregnant, unlike the Holsts.If you want them aggresive, just wear red.

>>14495756
Do pure things

>>14495759
I think that you're asking the impossible anon

>> No.14495788

>>14495756
Pay.

>> No.14495791

>>14495777
Jesus, they just keep comin'.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

>> No.14495792

>>14495728
>>14495732
>>14495758
Minotaurs are the cutest monster girl.

>> No.14495794

>>14495779
Superior robot maid is quite literally prepared for everything with all that ammunition.

>> No.14495795

>>14495777
OH
GOD
YES

>> No.14495799

>>14495777
Barb is a fucking soldier and I'm glad he is at least critical of his own work too.

>> No.14495801

>>14495777
Dat ass
Dat legs

>> No.14495804

>>14495787
>Yeah but Mino produce milk after they get pregnant, unlike the Holsts
Were does it say that? They're technically holst types.

>> No.14495809

>>14495706
N-no u. thanks man

>>14495712
Yeah, you're 100% right, I gotta mix it up. Thanks for the feedback anon, much appreciated.

>>14495709
>>14495713
S-sorry. Command and Conquer was never really my jam though, I was more of a Homeworld 2 kinda guy.

>> No.14495812

>>14495777
When I was younger, I had a sort-of recurring dream about having sex in a huge bubble of jelly. Kind of like that one scene from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, except lewd, I suppose.

I'm glad there's a monstergirl out there who can cater to whatever mental aberration it is that blights me so.

If I were to make a criticism of the art, I'd say the line of her stomach looks a little too flat when viewed from this angle. I absolutely adore every detail of that ass and the bubble she's slipping into. It'd be even better if it had a shinier appearance, but I suppose Barb's stule in this drawing doesn't lend itself to that.

>> No.14495821

>>14495777
>mature big bottomed Barometz
Bless Barb.

>> No.14495823

>>14495777
unf

>> No.14495837

>>14495777
>"Ara ara~ care for a bounce, young man?~"

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>>14495756
bully

>> No.14495845

>>14495837
She looks so fucking smug, she knows how great her ass is.

>> No.14495849

>>14495837
>you will never lick a mature Baromtez' fruity sweat as she rubs herself all over you in order to claim you as her hsuband

>> No.14495850

>You will never defeat a Minotaur in combat and make her your wife.
>You will never do this with multiple other monster girls and build up your own battle harem

>> No.14495853

>>14495849
lick up*
husband*
Dammit.

>> No.14495858

>>14495850
Thank god. I'd have to kill myself even if I just had fantasies like that.

>> No.14495860

>>14495774
What monster girl would it be though?
You would want a Titania in a too small skirt and bra would you?

>> No.14495862

>>14495767
>On the internet no one knows you're literally slime

>>14495804
>They're technically holst types.
Actually holsts are technically minotaur types. I think the back story goes that holsts are domesticated minotaurs, so it makes sense that what he said would be the case.

>> No.14495864

>>14495850
>You will never realize this was a big mistake when all the daughterus are born and force you into banditry to feed them all

>> No.14495866

>>14495850
MGE Minotaur carries around a chain, I like the thought of her using it to help capture other monster girls and hold them down while they get the dick.

The best first step would be to get her to help capture a Unicorn, Bicorns have their ways with building harems.

>> No.14495874

>>14495840
A maid shouldn't have to wear something that short in this cold weather.

>> No.14495876

>>14495858
Shit taste.

>> No.14495882

>>14495864
That's why you build up a fortune working as Mercenaries before impregnating them.

>> No.14495883

>>14495850
>Wanting a battle harem instead of a cuddle harem

>> No.14495885

>>14495883
>Not having a battle harem that loves to cuddle

>> No.14495897

>>14495885
Battle in the day, cuddle in the night?

>> No.14495899

>>14495897
Yes.

>> No.14495906

>>14495883
Every harem is a cuddle harem, the question is merely whether or not they're good at anything else collectively.

>> No.14495907

>>14495726
>Jub Jub wub wub

>> No.14495908

>>14495804
Why does no one read Kenkou Cross Q&A ?
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kenkou_Cross_Q%26A

Question 6: Can Minotaur change breast size and lactate too?

"Like human, each species of mamono can have individual difference. So there can be individuals with large breasts or small ones. Unlike Holstaurs, they can't be milked unless they get pregnant. The quantity and quality of their milk is no match to Holstaurs, but it is still delicious because they are mamonos of cow."

>> No.14495914
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Would you fuck with a Witch?

>> No.14495929

>>14495914
No

>> No.14495947

>>14495850
Good, it's shit

>> No.14495950

>>14495914
Well, I tried once, but then she used some 'dragon slave' spell and I nearly died in the fiery explosion.

>> No.14495957

>>14495914
No, but I would a Kejourou.

>> No.14495965
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>>14495700
Would have been better as a Jinko.

You know...because TIGER SHOT TIGER SHOT TIGER SHOT TIGER SHOT TIGER KNEE TIGER UPPERCUT TIGER SHOT TIGER SHOT

>> No.14495972

>>14495965
>tfw no Jinko waifu that squeaks every time she crouches.
It's unfair.

>> No.14495975

>All the shitposting happened while I wasn't here to contribute with some baits
Oh well.

>> No.14495982

>>14495965
But she isn't an option.

>> No.14495983

>>14495700
Did I accidentally inspire a new waifu with that shitty gamestore thing?

>> No.14495987

>>14495914
I'd fuck that witch.

I remember a time where I kept pulling witches from roulettes. It was okay, but I've always had a thing against prepubescents.

>> No.14495988

>>14495982
It's been a while since I've seen this one.

>> No.14496005 [DELETED] 

>>14495914
Bayo is a slut who has all kinds of infections.

>> No.14496022 [DELETED] 

>>14495850
>Having such glorious tastes

>> No.14496024

>>14495975
Could always spoil the new Star Wars movie.
Its shit

>> No.14496026

>>14495883
>>14495885
>>14495897
A Combat Cuddle Harem, huh? I think it has potential.

Of course, off the battlefield, they're all your loving wives, the bonds of love holding the family together equally.
But on the battlefield, they'd all take on different roles.

The team leader yeti, with strength and combat prowess matched only by her kindness and heart.
The powerhouse jinko, who'll fight like a beast to protect those she loves without hesitation even if she is scared by almost everything.
The transporter jubjub, with wings so large and soft, she can carry your whole harem by the legs and still drift like a cloud. She could even wrap up the whole harem with them and sing you all to sleep, too.
The anubis tactitian, who frets over so much as a scratch on either you or or wives, and who's strategies will never fail to tip the scales and snatch victory from even the fiercest jaws of defeat. Often the last to join a cuddle puddle, as she's too busy working out what the optimal placement is in while everyone else jumps in.
The kitsune spellcaster, old beyond ages, and with all nine tails to show for it. Always calm and serene, and a frequent voice of wisdom and comfort for the whole harem. Mere words can't do justice to the heaven that swallows you up when she pulls you, along with the entire harem, into the magical realm of her tails, casting a level 9 spell of Total Rapture as she goes.
The wendigo survivalist. An expert at surviving and thriving in the wild, and even able to change the outside colour of her cloak to match her surroundings. Inside her cloak is a lightless dimension of furs, pillows and quilts that seems to be infinite in capacity, and yet never so spacious as to let two people completely move away from each other. Expect a lot of blind kissing, groping, giggling and whispering when you take your harem in here.
The weresheep medic, who's wool has soothing and healing properties. A full night's sleep snuggled next to her will heal any wound and cure any illness, short of broken bones and deeper injuries, which might require a little more work. She's happy and excitable, even with her wool unsheared, and loves, oddly enough, to hang about the anubis and jinko most frequently.
And, of course, the dormouse... dormouse. She mostly just sleeps, passed around onto the shoulders of your harem. She's arguably not very good in a fight, but you love her nonetheless, and she loves you all more than words mumbled in a dream can express. The kitsune says she can use her psychic powers to peer into the dormouse's dreams, and tells you that all of them are of the little mouse girl being at the center of the harem's adoration.

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14496029

Pssst, hey you.
Want a REAL maid? Come try Roomba-chan. She'll suck those Kikimoras and Shoggoths up, I gaurantee you.

>> No.14496032

Upon going to bed, you have a dream where you are visited an entity bathed In light who is willing to summon an MG of your choice into this world with no absolute consequence or price, as a gift of sorts. When you wake, you will find her on your bed, deep asleep. She has no memory, acts the age, and must be wooed. Initially, they will be friendly to you, but you must be cautious as you may drive them away from your home. Being summoned into this world, the one you summon will be the only one in the world, so the public may become concerned with their external appearance should they go outside and be seen. You must summon one, or lose all memory of MGs and become oblivious to their existence, even with vivid explanations, games and various works.

Who shall it be?

>> No.14496035

>>14496029
Why doesn't she have a knife taped to her head like a REAL roomba-chan would.

>> No.14496048

>>14496032
Mindflayer.

>> No.14496050 [DELETED] 

>>14496026
This right here is exactly how mercenary bands are born as a family business.

>> No.14496066 [DELETED] 

>>14496029
Is she the final boss battle to Kiki-chan's adventures?

>> No.14496070

>>14496032
If I'm allowed to bend the rules, then the Demon Lord or a Echidna to make more Monstergirls. If that's forbidden, then my waifu.

>> No.14496075

>>14496032
The obvious choice is my waifu.

So I'll pick a loli echidna instead. We'll bring a new generation of love into this world, even if it's one that can never be shown to the public.

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>>14496032
>into this world
I'd rather not bring my waifu into this shitty 3D world, can't I go to hers instead?

>> No.14496079

>>14496029
Clearly the superior choice.

>> No.14496090

>>14496026
What about a Tanuki to take care of inventory management, fees, payroll and other things?

>> No.14496101
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14496101

>>14495652
Sweater yetis with no meaty paws

>> No.14496100

>>14496078
What makes you think that a proud vampire will that that mysterious boy that wants to be a servant for her in?

>> No.14496105

>>14496026
>no wurm standard bearer
>no kobold mascot girl or any equally cutie

>> No.14496112
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14496112

>>14496066
Why would she be the final boss when she is absolutely superior in every way?

Shoggoths and Kikimora's have nothing on the power of Roomba-chan and her many sisters.

You wouldn't refuse her request to help charge her, would you?

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14496117

I may need more mamonos in sweaters to get through the season.

>> No.14496127

>>14496101
Sweater yeti pawjobs
http://i.imgur.com/P4VP3yD.png

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>> No.14496141

>>14495659
I like this

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>>14496100
Because I'm a misterious good looking boy that without apparent reason wants to serve her and voluntarily! She would be curious enough to let me in.

Or I could play the waifu card and I say she will recognize me as her husbando because since she's my waifu we're made for each other.

>> No.14496147

>>14496143
and we're made*

>> No.14496148

>>14496112
I would charge Roomba-chan every night.
Would she keep out the scary Kikimoras and Shoggoths, who keep trying to barge in?

>> No.14496162

>>14496148
Of course anon! You will never have to worry about any scary girls ever again. Just embrace your cute Roomba-chan and never worry about anything again.

She'll take care of all your needs.

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>>14496117
>Ushi-Oni with her hands on her hips looking all smug because she managed to make a passable sweater for the first time
>Some parts are slightly uneven but it holds together and fits her at least
>Her expression says that she wants praise and she pushes her chest out proudly
[ ]Praise the spider
[ ] Praise the spider

>> No.14496170

I want to eiffel tower my Kobold daughteru with my waifu! I'll be behind her fucking her pussy while my waifu makes her give oral to her strapon!

>> No.14496172

>>14496163
>[x]Praise the spider

>> No.14496179 [SPOILER] 
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CAUTION: Do not click

>> No.14496180

>>14496162
>Roombas scare Devil bugs
I want one.

>> No.14496185

>>14496179
Jokes on you, I have an extension that shows images when I hover on links!

>> No.14496186
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>>14495673
wife slime is love.

>> No.14496188

>>14496163
Well if she's capable of being civil
[X]jump on the spider's back, wrap one arm around her waist and apply headpats while nuzzling her handiwork

>> No.14496193

>>14496179
I clicked and I am happy.
What are you going to do now anon ?

>> No.14496194

>>14496163
>[x] kiss the spider gently on the nose.

>> No.14496200

>>14496029
>Roomba monster girl starts working at Anon's home
>There's already a Kikimora and a Shoggoth there who are locked in a cold war that Anon is oblivious to
>The Roomba girl gets to work, happy to be of service
>She walks into the dining room, where the Kikimora and Shoggoth had already crossed paths and were locked in a stare down
>She pays them no mind and starts sweeping and dusting
>They notice her and slowly break eye contact as they turn to face her
>After several silent minutes, the Kikimora speaks up
>"And just who the fuck are you supposed to be?"
>Without missing a beat, the Roomba girl gives a cherry reply
>"Oh, hello! I just started today, my name's Rachel. I hope we get along!"
>"I'm fighting the urge to kill her." mutters the Shoggoth
>"Get in line, bitch." the Kikimora mutters in response
>The Roomba girl is already back to her cleaning, humming with a smile on her face
>As the Kikimora and the Shoggoth stare daggers at the new girl, Anon walks in
>"Oh good, you've already met. I'd like the two of you to show the ropes around here and make her feel at home."
>"Yes master!" the Kikimora and Shoggoth happily reply in unison
>"I have to head out for a bit though, so can you give her a tour in my place?"
>"Yes, of course!" they again reply
>With that, Anon leaves
>As soon as the door closes, the Shoggoth grumbles "I'll show her a rope alright..."
>Nobody knows what actually happened that day the Roomba girl showed up at Anon's home, but one thing is for sure
>The Kikimora and Shoggoth's cold war has ended, and the Roomba's reign of cheery terror had begun

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>>14496179
Glad I didn't listen, Oomukades are love.

>> No.14496205

>>14496179
Cheer up, 'pede
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WphgF4egpIo

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>>14496188
Ushis can be civil when it means they get praised in return. Doesn't mean they don't be beasts in the bedroom though.

>> No.14496225

>>14496179
oh my fuck

the cutest

>> No.14496233

>>14496200
Continue please

>> No.14496239

>>14496204
They're dumb.

>> No.14496251

>>14496179
Yeah, but what if she was brown?

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>>14496239
They're not the brightest that's for sure, they're paranoid that a man would leave someone as cute as them and often kiss him causing them get hit by their venom despite knowing it's their only weakness.

That's all part of the lovely package though.

>> No.14496260

Centipedes are terrifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVzpGcdiqZE

>> No.14496267

>>14496259
>cupids
I AM A ROCK
I AM AN ISLAND

>> No.14496283

>>14496260
>Centipedes are terrifying.
A Centipede can fuck up a spider much bigger than it, imagine how terrifying an Oomukade could be seeing they're bigger than humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYm5YiGn-u8

>> No.14496287

You're making me want to post centipede handling videos, guys.

>> No.14496290

>>14496287
Why don't you do it ?

>> No.14496294
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>>14496287
I want a Centipede to handle me!

Being wrapped in her body and treated like the centre of her universe as she showers me in kisses would be a dream come true. I'm such a deviant.

>> No.14496301

Why is horse pussy so slow? What kinda monsters would like to go FAST?

>> No.14496303

>>14496301
A hedgehog girl!

>> No.14496304

I want to pour glitter on my vampire waifu and watch her get flustered and yell at me!

>> No.14496305

>>14496283
She would give us terrifying but charming hugs and kisses.

>> No.14496312

>>14496287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG4Fe6y2G5o

this guy has a whole slew of friendly centipede handling, if anyone's actually interested in that

also fuck you captcha, that WAS all the pies in those pictures

>> No.14496317

>>14496312
You've been having captcha problems too?

>>14496303
Do you think a snek would want to go fast?

>> No.14496318
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>>14496301
>What kinda monsters would like to go FAST?
Raijus or Wendigos.

>> No.14496324

>>14496301
Beelzebub, cockatrice, giant slug a number of girls we never seem to talk about.

Werewolves on dirt bikes.

>> No.14496333

>>14496294
What if she gets too excited and pumps you full of venom?

>> No.14496339

>>14496317
>You've been having captcha problems too?
Same here.

>> No.14496344 [DELETED] 

>>14496200
>Already have a Kikimora and a shoggot
>Still gets a roomba-chan
This is the most evil anon i have ever seen, i think he just like to see his maids catfight between them.

That or he has a really big house.

>> No.14496354

>>14496333
Actually, I'd love to see that.

>you will never hear your monster girl waifu squeal in orgasmic ecstasy

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>>14496333
Getting bitten is part of my plan. Next up would be kissing her and engaging in venom fuelled lewdness and laying there cuddling in the afterglow.

Also you guys weren't kidding about the captcha being a jerk.

>> No.14496360

>>14496344
I have no idea what a roomba-chan looks like so I just imagined a kiki and a shoggoth face to face with a roomba wearing a frill headress bumping at their legs.

>> No.14496363

>>14496360
A couple pics were posted earlier by >>14496029 and >>14496112

>> No.14496403

The world guides are honestly more arousing than the profiles to me. All this talk about how monsters are basically built to fuck and base their whole society around it makes me want to write a story about a human getting trapped in a monster city or a city being transformed into one.

>> No.14496421

>>14496403
>keep your eyes forward
>keep your pace even
>just three more blocks before you hit the city limits
>come on friend
>you got this
>don't get a boner
>they can smell arousal
>they can smell it

>> No.14496437 [DELETED] 

>>14496403
It would be cool to see what would happen if a really dense man gets trapped in a monster city.

Like he goes around always misinterpreting everything and is constantly saved from rape by sheer luck.

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>>14496318
Gotta run fast

>> No.14496445

>>14496437
Ah yes, the "Dense Paladin" gambit. Always a classic.

Remember that greentext where the Demon Lord's dad was a brilliant idiot, too?

>> No.14496446

>>14496421
>You'll never get caught and dragged into an alley by a gang of monstergirls.
>They'll never throw you into the back of a truck with a mattress and take turns raping you senseless for the rest of the night.
>You'll never be the gang's communal husband.
Why do I have this boner? God damn it, why do I want this?

>> No.14496453

>>14496446
Because you're a cheap slut.

>> No.14496455

>>14496444
I want to see her smash through a snow mound without slowing down

>> No.14496460

>You'll never marry a Tanuki and be a Yakuza husband

>> No.14496464

>>14496446
I'm not a slut! I just want to be gangbanged by Werewolves, Hellhounds, Minotaurs, Succubi, Manticores, Cheshire Cats, Kakuens an- actually now that I think about it, I kind of am a slut aren't I?
It's not my fault that my fearboner is so strong that being raped is one of my fetishes.

>> No.14496465

>>14496460
Only if she's tiny and tubby

>> No.14496468

>>14496444
>There's only one wendigo there
>"Have I been hugging an afterimage this whole time?"

>> No.14496469

>>14496464
Whoops, responded to the wrong post.
Meant to respond to >>14496453

>> No.14496470 [DELETED] 

>>14496460
>You will never be a Yakuza and marry the Tanuki you just intimidated into paying protection

Why live?

>> No.14496471

>>14496446
>>14496464
Posts like this make me wonder how many people are actually attracted to monsters, and how many are really just into role reversal at the social and societal level.

I think most straight guys would find this at least somewhat arousing even if it were just normal human women.

>> No.14496473

>>14496403
>All these people telling stories about insta rape around every corner in monster cities
>implying most of the sex doesnt come from seduction
>super humanly gorgeous monsters strutting around wearing clothes designed to accentuate their best features
>constantly flirty and romantic, come home to letters from secret admirers almost every other day
>Holstrus giving you 'home made' milk, starts jiggling her boobs subconsciously when she notices you staring
>Monsters sitting outside a grocery store going out of their way to make their Popsicle eating as erotic as possible

>> No.14496479

>>14496471
The fact that I'm a massive Xenophile probably influences my desire to fuck Monstergirls. I like the exotic aspects of them, Like a Hellhound's skin, a Cheshire Cat's powers, and a Manticore's tailpussy.
But yeah, I'm also a switch who leans a bit towards femdom, so the role reversal is a big part of it too. I wouldn't enjoy getting gangbanged by a bunch of desperate paladin girls as much, but I'd still enjoy it.

>> No.14496482

>>14496471
Not him, I'm attracted to both and yes I'd be attracted to the same with human women as long as they're 2D

>> No.14496484 [DELETED] 

>>14496471
I am into this mostly by the exotic feeling, and the implications of having a waifu who is not of your same race.

I mean, monster girls probably have daily problems that humans don't have depending on their race, like not being able to fit through doors and stuff.

>> No.14496493

>>14496471
I was attracted to monster girls from the whole supernatural sex demon thing.

>> No.14496512

>>14496471
I like both.

>> No.14496525

>>14496473
>walking down the beach, thinking of having some fun in the ocean
>constantly get monster trying to get you to rub sunscreen on lewd parts
>team of amazons playing beach volleyball, perfect muscles glistening in the sun
>playing against a group of elves, bodies jiggling and shaking as they move
>you swear to god you feel something rubbing your junk whenever you get in the water, probably a mermaid or something
>need to get rid of boner before you march home to avoid people offering to take care of it and going into sticky detail on how they could

>> No.14496530

>>14496512
Me too. I'm just noticing a trend of how most of the fantasies that get brought up involve role reversal, being treated like sex objects by powerful women, etc. and how most of the natural augments that MGs possess happen to be conducive to femdom.

Makes you wonder how many of the people in here could get where they need to go just fine with the help of some good dom-sub play.

>> No.14496535

>>14496455
>couple feet of snow on the ground
>everything closed
>hear an F1 engine sound outside
>there can't possibly be any cars going down the roads, especially not F1 cars
>carefully walk outside
>strong gust of wind blows by
>4 foot high Wendigo shaped hole in the snow all the way down the street
>walk up to the Wendigo hole
>muffled awawawas coming from the next block over

>> No.14496536

>>14496179
She actually looks kind of cute when she isn't drawn like a disgusting Watamote-tier NEET

>> No.14496539
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>>14496525
Good times.

>> No.14496545

>>14496530
Only if it's gentle and tender.

>> No.14496558

>>14496539
We need more Monster Girls at the beach

>> No.14496565

>>14496545
Of course. Gentle femdom is easily the most tasteful and romantic of all fetishes. No need to spoil it with unnecessary masochism.

Adding exotic elements like fluffy tails, gentle constriction or aphrodisiac venom to the mix only makes it better.

>> No.14496566

>>14496535
Exactly, such impressive creatures

>> No.14496575

>want to do a serious of writefagings
>would basically be a visitors guide to MGC, explain some of the ups and downs of living with monsters give dating advice from both perspectives and so on
>individual sections would be to small for a pastebin, to big for greentext post

>> No.14496586

>>14496575
You could make a short introduction where maybe a character or two is vaguely established, then have one of those characters narrate or otherwise list off those points within that context.

A guy could air his grievances with living in MGC, while the Raiju that's stalking him could offer counterpoints, for example.

>> No.14496592

>>14496530
Eh. Human women just wouldn't do it for me. There's the lack of monster parts, and the lack the raw power and control many monsters have.

>> No.14496597

>>14496586
It was mostly going to be experts from books, slightly cheesy at times. Probably just end up posting the first and then adding them on and posting again.

>> No.14496603

>In Buddhism, the Tiger and the Dragon are equal beings
>The Ōmukade was a creature that dragons feared and could not kill, even with their divine abilities. Eventually, after the Ōmukade had killed many dragons, a hero was called upon who shot it with arrows

A story about a jinko and an oomukade teaming up to take down an evil dragon tyrant might be interesting, given all the background there.

>> No.14496607

>>14496128
What is this from?

>> No.14496627

>>14496607
Mekakucity Actors, aka Vocaloid Snake Bullshit

>> No.14496633

>>14496627
Isn't that the anime/novel/pop song series about people with magical eye powers?

>> No.14496644

>>14496633
The very same.

>> No.14496654

>>14496627
thanks anon.

>> No.14496672

9k words in and I don't detest my story yet.
I may actually have things to give.

>> No.14496677 [DELETED] 

>>14496672
I don't care.

>> No.14496686 [DELETED] 
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It feels good to be home.

>> No.14496687

>>14496672
You can do it. Just get into that rhythm. It's like working out. Eventually just putting words down feels rewarding.

>> No.14496691

>>14496360
Kek

>> No.14496701
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>>14496686
how would you wife a Dark Priest?
what would life with a Dark Priest be like?

>> No.14496705 [DELETED] 

>>14495756
sleep in the arms of

>> No.14496714 [DELETED] 

I want to smack a moth girls ass
And kylo ren kills his father, han solo a Cheshire cat

>> No.14496715

>>14496471
Actually this is a bizzare fantasy that is near universally hated by nearly everyone not on 4chan.

This ultra-submissiveness is unique to this place and honestly rather queer.

>> No.14496722 [DELETED] 

>>14496701
It would be like the town bycicle.

>> No.14496725

>>14496715
Role reversal or monstergirls?

>> No.14496726

>>14496714
I too wish to warn a Cheshire about a terrible movie.
Maybe we would just stay in and Watch Air Plane or the smoking gun movies

>> No.14496728 [DELETED] 

>>14496701
>How
Flash your dick at the nearest nun, if she doesn't recoil in horror she's a Dark Priest and you may enter phase two
>life with a dark priest
Strict yet loose, first comes a morning prayer to the Fallen God, consecrating your penis in oil and engaging in worship, followed by a thorough inspection and preparation for daily mass, thanking your her lord for the thickness and burliness of it, how it penetrates and rubs every angle just right, how firm and unyielding it is as her tongue lolls about, her walls gripping you with fury as she clasps her hands together and throws her head back, singing litanies to your vigor and the syrupiness of your seed as it blesses her womb with warmth and love. Then after a healthy breakfast and some cuddling it's time to spread the gospel of the fallen god. It's a simple yet fulfilling life.

>> No.14496735 [DELETED] 

>>14496029
Japan...

>> No.14496736

>>14496715
>ultra-submissiveness
Just say submissiveness.

>> No.14496745 [DELETED] 

>>14496163
[x] Cower before running off into the night like a madman

>> No.14496751

>>14496745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Z8NU5ImK0

>> No.14496758

>>14496725
Mostly role reversal, though also monstergirls to a certain extent. Especially the ones with the magical rape powers like the manticore.you guys like to talk about how monstergirls would take over the earth but I have no doubt manticores would be wiped from almost the entire earth out of hatred if they were real.

>>14496736
No. It is ultra-submissiveness. Liking being the bottom partner is one thing. Being a bit of a softie another. Femdom further still. But being gang raped for weeks by hundreds of magical, evil creatures? That's so far down the weird hole, you wouldn't be able to see light from the top.

>> No.14496760 [DELETED] 

>>14495850
You are my nigger from here to the ends of eternity.

>> No.14496769 [DELETED] 

>>14496143
>I'm good looking

>> No.14496771 [DELETED] 

>>14496179
[x]Savage
Sexually

>> No.14496774

>>14496758
Like I've said before, being a manslut is healthy and natural.

>> No.14496778
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business wock

>>14495965
soon.jpeg

>>14495983
Pretty much. I've been thinking about making a jinko, oni, or even an amazon oc donut steel. Maybe a few, idk.

>> No.14496786

>>14496778
I think this is your best looking work yet.

>> No.14496788

>>14496778
I like seeing how you improve from piece to piece. You keep getting better.

>> No.14496789

>>14496778
That's a nicely drawn pair of tits.

>> No.14496791

>>14495659
>not actually getting the pizza you ordered
I'd be pissed.

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>>14496251

>> No.14496795

>>14496758
>magical rape powers
What's so magical? The fleshlight tail, the strength, or the Viagra venom? Their physical attributes are no more impossible then many of the other MGs.

>gang-raped
that single anon that occasionally posts that shit obviously reflects the thread as a whole.

>> No.14496796

>>14496778
This is better. Really good.
It still has the sameish eyes, though, but the head looks better.

>> No.14496797

>>14496774
You do you man.

>> No.14496804

>>14496795
>The fleshlight tail, the strength, or the Viagra venom?
All three.

>>Their physical attributes are no more impossible then many of the other MGs
Staying that the entire canon is absurd does not somehow make it less absurd.

>>Their physical attributes are no more impossible then many of the other MGs
You're new here aren't you?

>> No.14496805

>>14496758
I didn't know that one person wanting to be gangraped made everyone ultra submissive.

>> No.14496807

>>14496793
https://i.imgur.com/NXaFxR4.png

>> No.14496811
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Can thighs ever be TOO thick?

>> No.14496812

>>14496804
>this whole post
If everything is absurd then there is little point in debating which is more absurd.

>You're new here aren't you?
I was going to ask you the same thing. You must have missed the memo:
they all have magical rape powers.

>> No.14496814

>>14496778
That's one nice thick Wock, I want to be her assistant

By which I mean I hope she molests and takes advantage of me at work

Seriously though, amazing work.

>> No.14496817 [DELETED] 

>>14496805
>do you know where you are
If you want to dominate monstergirls you are an alpha wannabee that beats women.
If you want to be submissive you wear frilly dresses and like being called Erica.
If you like succubi you like NTR.
If you like lolis you're a pedo.

And so on and so on.

>> No.14496820

>>14496811
Who is this tallywacker tickler?

>> No.14496821
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>>14496769
Yes I am. For 3DPD standards at least.

>> No.14496822

>>14496814
But if she does that, you'll both have to stay late at work.

>> No.14496824

>>14496820
>put source in the filename
>people still ask for source
Why the fuck do I even bother?

>> No.14496825

>>14496758
>this reeks of bait

>> No.14496826
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You see her sleeping in a corner. What do?

>> No.14496827 [DELETED] 

>>14496821
Best girl, too bad made the cons far outway the pros with her.

Thanks Crabman.

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>>14496821

>> No.14496830

>>14496822
Well that means I'll have to be reprimanded, won't I?

>> No.14496831 [DELETED] 

>>14496826
Keep walking.
Dog girls>cat girls

>> No.14496833 [DELETED] 

>>14496817
That last one's true though. People who insist there's some kind of difference just say that to make themselves feel better because of the stigma attached to the term "Pedophile".

>> No.14496836 [DELETED] 

>>14496833
Oh boy here we go.

>> No.14496837 [DELETED] 

>>14496826
Punch her right in the vagina.

>> No.14496840

>>14496824
I'm not into Yu-Gi-Oh mang, I just find the girls fapable
>>14496826
Bang metal pot loudly.
Hyphen?

>> No.14496841

>>14496833
While I agree, prepare for the shit-posting brigade

>> No.14496842

>>14496830
Well you'll have to do it on your own time, you're wasting enough work time as it is.

>> No.14496844

>>14496827
>Best girl
Eh,not sure if she's best girl but I'd put her in the top 3 along with Tio and Miia

>> No.14496846 [DELETED] 

What would happen if a really successful Tanuki meets the most austere man in earth?

>> No.14496850

>>14496826
Slut! Sleeping with her legs wide open like that! Like one of my dogs that sleeps with its belly up just begging to be pet!

>> No.14496855 [DELETED] 

>>14496844
Meer a shit, although I'll agree with you on Tio.

>> No.14496856

>>14496846
She doesn't buy him, she buys a different husband.

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>>14496855
Fight me faggot

>> No.14496860

>>14496842
But she's the boss, shouldn't it be her job to help me after hours to ensure I'm the best worker I am? Even if it cuts into her Japanese Cartoon time. If it frustrates her, she's more than allowed to take her frustration out on me.

>> No.14496866

>>14496805
New here, hmm?

>>14496812
>If everything is absurd then there is little point in debating which is more absurd.
Your point? This is an absurd product for absurd people

>they all have magical rape powers.
Yeah, no fucking shit son, that's literally my entire point, manticore is just our most well known example.

>>14496825
>I don't agree with it, and my IQ is 13, so I'll call it bait

>> No.14496869 [DELETED] 

>>14496858
I don't have to, I can sit here smugly while I judge your bad taste in monster girls.

>> No.14496873

>>14496866
>I don't agree with it, and my IQ is 13, so I'll call it bait
Trolls submissives
Talks of exterminating manticores
Shit posts

Nope. Definitely not bait.

>> No.14496874 [DELETED] 

>>14496846
>be monk or somesuch
>just want to live a simple life of meditation, good deeds and training
>catch the eye of some tanuki one day
>she offers to buy you
>turn her down
>she doesn't like that, not one bit
>have to beat up her ogre bodyguards
>you'd think she'd back off, but no, all you did was flip her fucking switch
>starts trying to spoil you with lavish gifts, every time you return to your little shack there's gold, silks, robes and all other manner of goods outside
>just give them away
>get famous
>your "wealth" starts attracting bandits and people who would like to defeat you to impress the tanuki, in order to win her favor
>no fucking rest ever

Being a man in MGE is suffering.

>> No.14496875

>>14496858
Sure thing, cocksucker. Meet me at 1441 Highland Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90028

>> No.14496879

>>14496701
>what would life with a Dark Priest be like?
Heaven.
Lewd as a succubus but since they are literally devoted to lewdness it takes whatever form you could want, be it super dominate submissive or somewhere in between.

>> No.14496882

>>14496875
You gonna get rekt, son. These guys, they're crazy.

>> No.14496889 [DELETED] 

>>14496882
>los angeles
You mean the other guy right?

>> No.14496901

>>14496860
You're already cutting into productivity every time she drags you into a broom closet. So the best solution would be to work at work and do everything else at her place.

>> No.14496904 [DELETED] 

>>14496874
*if you have any goals other than getting a waifu
Or if you have kids.

>> No.14496908 [DELETED] 

You guys seem kinda dead, is everything okay?

>> No.14496910

>>14496904
>tries to have you beaten into submission
The good life

>> No.14496914

>>14496908
I've come to a horrible realization
my waifu isn't real and never will be

>> No.14496916

>>14496873
>buzzwords
>smokescreen tactics
>complains of shitposting while being the only one shitposting
>ignores he discussion to trigger himself because he's so righteous
Go away.

>> No.14496918

>>14496914
She's real in your heart, anon.

>> No.14496919

>>14496908
Just about to eat dinner.

>> No.14496920 [DELETED] 

>>14496910
Since when did we get your kind of masochism here?

>> No.14496924

>>14496910
Not much different from modern everyday life.

>> No.14496925

>>14496908
More often than not the threads start of slow prior to reaching the bump limit.

>> No.14496926 [DELETED] 

>>14496874
>She starts spoiling you with gifts
>As the austere masterrace that you are you always find some use for the trash she gives you.
>Use that really expensive looking robe to wipe your table before dinner
>Use that gold bar as a hammer, you even built it a makeshift handle
>Use that incredibly big diamond as a door stopper
>Whenever bandits comes around you give them that "i wish i could give you the moon" buddhist crap and do nothing while they rob you because you sincerely don't care about that stuff

You need to step up your game.

>> No.14496927 [DELETED] 

>>14496873
Nothing wrong with exterminating shit girls and cunts.

>> No.14496935

>>14496901
Oh fine then, but she's not fun. If we're just going to do fun stuff at home, I might as well move in with her to make sure we have enough time together.

>> No.14496936

>>14496927
That's like, subjective, anon.

>> No.14496937 [DELETED] 

>>14496926
>Whenever bandits comes around you give them that "i wish i could give you the moon" buddhist crap and do nothing while they rob you because you sincerely don't care about that stuff
Was fine till here, being a pacifist don't mean being a bitch, and I think you missed the faggots trying to beat you up so they can woo the tanuki.

>> No.14496940

Tall
Busty
Familiars

>> No.14496941

>>14496927
That's not what I meant.

I meant that if manticores were real, the general public would universally scorn them. People would go /crusades/ on their asses. The only ones that would survive would be those who kidnapped a bunch of masochists and ran off to live in some African jungle

>> No.14496944
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>>14496940
Go on...

>> No.14496946 [DELETED] 

>>14496936
I have seen too many manticores come by these threads not to hate them at this point anon. It's me or them, I'm taking no prisoners.

>> No.14496950

>>14496916
>resorts to ad hominem attacks
>I'm the one ignoring the discussion and shitposting
Seems legit. You lost. Go kills yourself

>> No.14496953 [DELETED] 

>>14496950
Skwizzgar?

>> No.14496954

>>14496935
But she couldn't handle having a real boy a lewd as you around all day. You already tempt her enough.

>> No.14496955

>>14496924
Let me count all the times I've been beaten and raped:

>> No.14496956 [DELETED] 

>>14496937
Yeah missed that point, guess you can always do the crazy bum act and scare some of them or simply beat the crap out of them.

If i was on that kind of lifestyle though i would be the wandering type, kinda boring to live disconnected from the world always in the same place.

>> No.14496960

>>14496950
>no self awareness
>still shitposting


Keep it up laddie

>> No.14496961

>>14496955
It was more in a metaphorical sense.

>> No.14496963 [DELETED] 

>>14496944
We need to delolify this aberration of nature.

>> No.14496965 [DELETED] 

>>14496956
>wandering
And do what?

>> No.14496966

>>14496941
The general public would hate most monstergirls.

>> No.14496970

>>14496963
You heard him boys! I'll get the holst milk, someone else grab the rack! No, not her rack, you dolt! What are you even touching, the poor thing's flat as a board?

>> No.14496973

>>14496963
Yes, something I can get behind. I would gladly date a familiar, but the one thing that always prevented me was that they were lolis. This man's cause, I can gladly get behind.

>> No.14496976 [DELETED] 

>>14496965
Life off the land, see new places and gather knowledge from your travels, you know, all that spiritual shit since i don't really care for material stuff.

>> No.14496981 [DELETED] 

>>14496966
Just the "ugly" and demony ones I think.

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>>14496963
>yandere onee-chan type black furred cat Familiar with those bedroom eyes Chiquita from Jormungand has
>specializes in dark magic and shit

>> No.14496987

>>14496983
Fuck, didn't mean to post that image.

>> No.14496990

>>14496966
Because most are rapists and all are at least destructive.

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>tfw want to write healing
>been gone so long and out of practice
Plus tired as fuck from spending all day at the dctor

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>>14496994
Would it involve onee-sans?

>> No.14497000

>>14496981
Then there's the lolis, the more monstrous ones, the more aggressive ones, the ones with venoms or poisons, the undead, the ones that convert human women, the more powerful ones, and the ones that advocate debauchery . Oh, and even the ones that weren't any of those might be hated for being weird and inhuman.

>> No.14497001 [DELETED] 

>>14496990
>holsts
>kobolds
>kikis
>nureonago
>mermaids
>Cyclops
>rapists and destructive
You wot? No really, we should take stock of how many of the girls are rapists as per the profiles.

>> No.14497004

>>14496954
Well not with that attitude she won't. It's almost like she's begging me to stay over for a night and wake her up in the morning with a naked apron and breakfast.

>> No.14497007 [DELETED] 

>>14496998
It would, hugs and headpats by a loving caring oneechan who will make all the bad things go away for her otouto.

>> No.14497008

>>14497000
We don't deserve them anyway.

>> No.14497017 [DELETED] 

>>14497000
>lolis
Explain
>monstrous
Like ushi oni and chimera, yeah, I can see that
>venom
Actually, I think they could have the saving grace of their poisons being used to treat chronic pain and such
>the undead
True
>convert human women
That's all of them though
>powerful
Eh
>advocate debauchery
Only in the bible belt and middle east

>> No.14497021

>>14497004
Then he won't be able to concentrate at work at all.

>> No.14497023

>>14497001
All of these use either latent magic or random rape sessions to get it on doofus.

>> No.14497027 [DELETED] 

>>14497023
Holsts only rape if they're unmilked and ignored, kikis have you rape THEM, I doubt men would complain, and who cares what the other side thinks?

>> No.14497035

>>14497000
>advocate debauchery
Kek
Modern society praises and cherish debauchery, how that is a problem?

>> No.14497038 [DELETED] 

>Be 2 in the morning
>Hear the sound of a window breaking from downstairs
>Fearing a burglar or worse: a rapist, you take your bat and carefully descend the stairs
>What you find is a loli kiki cleaning your kitchen
>Says she followed you from the market earlier that day because she thought you could use a hand
>Couldn't open the door so she had to be "creative" with her entrance
>When you turn for the phone to call the police she stops you
>With puppy eyes she begs you not to call them

what do?

>> No.14497040

>>14497038
I have a problem then. I'm all for dom girls but I wouldn't say no to a loli kiki begging me.

>> No.14497041

>>14497038
Ask her to clean up the mess, then proceed to call the police while she's distracted.

>> No.14497046

>>14497038
I dunno man, last time we let a stray Kikimora stay with us she drugged and robbed us.
She can stay, but she's not allowed to make me any drinks or food for a while.

>> No.14497048 [DELETED] 

>>14497038
Spank her for breaking my window, ask about her parents.

>> No.14497049

>>14497017

>Explain
They look just like kids. I don't think explaining that they're much older then they look and have the minds of adults would convince many.

>Actually, I think they could have the saving grace of their poisons being used to treat chronic pain and such
But they would still use it on men. Would the public really want to use rape drugs to cure pain?

>That's all of them though
But some of them are better and do it more often then others, like dark matters.
>Eh
Humans are used to being the big hots on the planet. Having creatures that easily overstep our boundaries would scare people.
>Only in the bible belt and middle east
Because they're the only ones against hardcore orgies that last for days, or anything else the followers of the fallen God and the other extremist monstergirls like?

>>14497035
Not the same types of debauchery.

>> No.14497052

>>14496970
Milk doesn't work on lolis, it only makes them chubby

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>> No.14497058

>>14497038
Well, she has a lot of hard work ahead to make up for breaking the window, plus a spanking every day until she has enough to fix it. Then, once her debt is repaid, we can renegotiate. If she does well and is a good girl I may even offer her a permanent contract.

>> No.14497059

>>14497038
But I live on the bottom floor. Is this a dream sequence?

>> No.14497060

>>14497038
Irrumate.

>> No.14497063

>>14497060
That's your answer to anything small and cute.

>> No.14497064

>>14497027
>they only rape SOMETIMES

>> No.14497066 [DELETED] 

>>14497049
>They look just like kids. I don't think explaining that they're much older then they look and have the minds of adults would convince many.
The way they speak would be a dead giveaway, if that's not enough, fuck 'em
>But they would still use it on men.
And? It's not like they're addictive, only bubble slimes do that
>Would the public really want to use rape drugs to cure pain?
You've never seen someone die from cancer have you?
>But some of them are better and do it more often then others, like dark matters.
Dark matters are rare anyway, but I see your point
>Because they're the only ones against hardcore orgies that last for days, or anything else the followers of the fallen God and the other extremist monstergirls like?
Yes, people hold themselves back because of the "morals" they're taught growing up, you really gonna tell me you don't ever feel the urge to cover yourself in chocolate syrup and have a drunken three way with the cute cashier that always gives you googly eyes at the grocery store and her very well endowed boss? Everyone wants to cut loose at least once in a while anon. You wouldn't be human otherwise.

>> No.14497067

>Mixing monstergirls and the real world
>Again
When will you people learn.

>> No.14497072 [DELETED] 

>>14497064
Yes, and they give health boosting milk, a positive, unlike let's say a manticore, that just drugs the shit out of you till you can't take her tailpussy off your dick.

>> No.14497073

>>14497067
>discussing monstergirls in the monstergirl thread
>stop it! I'm a backseat mod and I won't allow relevant discussion!

>> No.14497074

>>14497054
Nice design

>> No.14497076

>>14497072
It's still rape.
Are you really so stupid you think rape is okay so long as I get a nice drink afterwards?

>> No.14497078 [DELETED] 

>>14497067
Oh sorry, should we post "I want to touch fluffy tail!" for the ten billionth, five hundred millionth, six hundred and thirty six thousandth, one hundred and fourteenth time?

>> No.14497080 [DELETED] 

>>14497040
>>14497041
>>14497046
>>14497048

>Before you can respond she starts to blurt all about this orphanage and how she doesn't want to go back there
>With tears in her eyes she says that she's already a big kiki who can have her very own master
>Says that she will clean her mess if you forgive her

Do you still call the police?

I'm not even sure where the hell i was going with this, i just thought the whole loli invasion was funny, curse you writer's block

>> No.14497082

>>14497038
Get a shog to chase her off.
Magically having a downstairs might mean I have one already.

>> No.14497083 [DELETED] 

>>14497076
Nigga where the fuck do you think you are? Also monstergirls can do more than RAPE, you know.

>> No.14497085 [DELETED] 

>>14497080
Why doesn't she want to go back?

>> No.14497089

>>14497083
I know where I am and I don't like it
Well, I do like it, but not the rape part.

>> No.14497092

>>14497078
Calm down, weenie. It's only one, wafer-thin shitpost.

>> No.14497095

>>14497080
Well, I definitely can't say no to her now. Orphanages do sound like awful places.
She can stay, and I won't call the cops, but she's still not allowed to serve me beverages or food.
Ain't getting drugged and robbed again.

>> No.14497096

>>14497083
Last time I checked the was the monster girl thread. We're not all here for MGE's shit writing.

>> No.14497097

>>14497092
Waffles aren't thin enough.

>> No.14497099 [DELETED] 

>>14497092
>weenie
Motherfucker I will cut you.

>> No.14497103 [DELETED] 

>>14497096
>>14497089
Oh, it's you faggots. Fuck this I'm out.

>> No.14497104

>>14497096
There's truth in this too.

Domesticated manticore when?
Removing her venom glands can't be that hard.

>> No.14497105

>>14497099
Settle down now Oscar Mayer.

>> No.14497106

>>14497078
>should we post "I want to touch fluffy tail!"
Truth be told, I don't believe anyone has posted stuff like that in a while.

>> No.14497107 [DELETED] 

>>14497095
What's with this trauma about lolis? are flat chests that scary?

>> No.14497109

>>14497096
Not this shit again

>> No.14497110 [DELETED] 

>>14497095
>>14497046
Did I miss something?

>> No.14497111

>>14497103
Gbai triggerfag.

>> No.14497115

>>14497099
Maybe you need some cole slaw to cool down, Frank.

>> No.14497119

>>14497115
Not him but Coleslaw is gross

>> No.14497121

>>14497107
>>14497110
It's not trauma with lolis, it's with a similar situation quite a while ago with a full-grown Kikimora where she somehow got into the house.
The cops were called, but were turned away at the last minute. We then drank the Kikimora's tea, we passed out, and turned out that she robbed us.

>> No.14497124

>>14497111
Not him, but I'll assume you're the same anon that got rumpragnaroked at people disliking Monmusu.

>> No.14497126

>>14497119
Now this is a pointless argument I can get behind!

How do you feel about pickled cabbage, son?

>> No.14497127

>>14497119
I will fight you.

>> No.14497128

>>14497104
Yeah, let's talk now about turning dom girls into subs at the same time we treat intelligent beings as pets, with also some guro on it.

What could go wrong?

>> No.14497131

>>14497099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Oe_nosQww

>> No.14497134

So what do you guys think about MGs having behavioral traits or habits from their monster counterparts? I mean like how a kikimora will sneak around your home while making you think you got mice running around. Or how if you accidentally leave your belt on the bed your going to have to try to get her out from behind the stove, as she's crying about being fired.

>> No.14497135 [DELETED] 

>>14497128
I'm for all that except the guro, muh always dom girlfags can get fucked.

>> No.14497136

>>14497126
That's fine.
I hate mayonnaise

>>14497127
I will fight you.
Get your deck Anon its time to D-d-d-d-d-duel!

>> No.14497137

>>14497104
But anon, that's like declawing a cat! She won't be able to survive in the wild if you do that to her!

>>14497049
>>14497066
With regards to the obligatorily loli monsters, I have to wonder which would make people freak out harder: guys voluntarily hooking up with adult females who look like little girls, or adult females who look like little girls charm-magicking men into hooking up with them when their preferences normally wouldn't run that way.

I honestly don't see civil society being down with the whole "turning otherwise normal men into pedophiles" thing, but I've always tried to be charitable in the assumption that loli monsters would only go after men who already swing that way. That being the case, though, marrying e.g. a witch is tantamount to a public confession of pedophilia. Do you think they'd make it illegal even if the monster is technically of age?

>> No.14497138

>>14497134
And to add to this sometimes she sits on your chest and watches you while you sleep.

>> No.14497139

>>14497119
Agreed.
>>14497126
>How do you feel about pickled cabbage, son?
That shit looks unappetizing.
Might as well attempt to derail this *dom argument in the dumbest way possible.

>> No.14497141 [DELETED] 

>>14497134
>run around
Why? If anything I think she'd make a nest someplace.

KC answered this a while back, kikis give live births right?

>> No.14497142

>>14497135
Like clockwork.

>> No.14497144

>>14497134
>>14497138
As far as I'm concerned this is half the point. They aren't human and shouldn't act like it. I can tolerate some of the designs being cosplay-tier as long as the mind inside the body is clearly alien.

>> No.14497146 [DELETED] 

>>14497137
The latter obviously, mind control is bullshit.
>Do you think they'd make it illegal even if the monster is technically of age?
It would probably be a hassle to date one, but I doubt they could make it illegal. What, you gonna make dating little people illegal too?

>> No.14497147

>>14497066
>The way they speak would be a dead giveaway, if that's not enough, fuck 'em
They look like kids, anyone who wants them would be labeled a pedo.
>You've never seen someone die from cancer have you?
I have But really, people can be suspicious about the chemicals that go into their bodies, either by modified foods or drugs. Saying "Sure it might be used by a monster in primarily to exploit men, but it'll make you feel better!" would still drive people off
> Everyone wants to cut loose at least once in a while anon. You wouldn't be human otherwise.
Only the more extreme ones are maximum lewd with no brakes. Even the more toned down ones would be too sexual for many.

>> No.14497151 [DELETED] 

>>14497142
I can talk about it if someone feels like it, just like you can have a dom alice or kiki, we aren't doing anything wrong, this is only an issue because of fags who need to defend their headcanon to the death.

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Set won't put up with this drama

>> No.14497154

>>14497146
I'm thinking here of Australia banning porn starring women with small breasts, because clearly fapping to a girl with less than a D-cup makes you a kiddie diddler. So, yeah, they actually might.

>> No.14497156

>>14497152
Yeah well sadly it's not gonna set tle down any time soon.

>> No.14497159

>>14497152
Nice, Hyphen.

>> No.14497161

>>14497152
Well, I guess you'd have to be a god to be able to lift a child with your tail alright

>> No.14497162 [DELETED] 

>>14497154
Wow, what a shit country, still the dick and pussy shall find a way.

>> No.14497167
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>Have to attend stupid office Christmas party
>There is a Secret Santa to do
>That one monster girl from accounting pulled your name
>The present is rather big, but you don't open it there
>Finally get home, decide you may as well open it
>It's some kind of photo album
>Flip through the pages
>She's done an entire Christmas spread for you
>Each page gets naughtier and her outfits get skimpier
>By the end of it she's half wrapped in ribbons, spreading herself for the camera
>Flip to the last page
>There's a note in her hand-writing
>'Interested?'
Roll for your monster girl co-worker: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

What are some of the standouts of the pictures she took? And do you take her up on her offer?

>> No.14497168

>>14497151
he meant your response to the bait. He doesn't give a shit about headcanon

>> No.14497171

>>14497167
Anon, that watermark.

>> No.14497173

>>14497147
>anyone who wants them would be labeled a pedo.
And? Who cares?
With the current rampant degeneracy pedophilia will be legalized in a decade even without monstergirls

>> No.14497174 [DELETED] 

>>14497147
>labeled a pedo
So what? Monster aren't as limited as humans. The only issue I see with this would be keeping your job, no one would like to hire a "pedo" right? Introduce your boss to the wonders of lolis, by which I mean drug his ass.

>> No.14497177

>>14497168
>Complaining about slavery and guro is now bait
Alright.

>> No.14497179 [DELETED] 

>>14497168
I'm sorry sempai, I've been gone a while.

>> No.14497180

>>14497167
>Dark Valkyrie
She better be wearing armor in some of them. i don't have anything against Dark Valkyries so I would fuck her.

>> No.14497181

>>14497167
>Minotaur
Nice, I anticipate forced breastfeeding.
>>14497171
I made the same mistake with very image.

>> No.14497182 [DELETED] 

>>14497167
>Living doll
How is this even possible?

>> No.14497184

While we're mixing monster girls with real life, there's something I've been wondering about.

In all the stories depicting monster girls in a modern setting, there's an assumption that monster girls always get away with rape. Now, I can see this happening with frightening frequency between 1) guys being too embarrassed to report their rape to the police and 2) monsters having supernaturally good pussy game and being able to actually seduce a guy while they are in the process of violating him against his will, but still, there ought to be some cases that get taken to the police and put through the justice system. So why aren't rapist monsters being sent to jail by the truckload?

Have they somehow gained a sufficient foothold in the government to have the legal definition of rape changed to exclude monster-on-man action? Does their right to a trial before a jury of their peers mean that there's always at least one monster girl on the jury, who hangs the jury or convinces the other jurors to nullify the charges? Does Sabbath's sorcery division do pro-bono work for single monsters using magic to erase all court-admissible evidence of sexual assault? How does this work?

>> No.14497185 [DELETED] 

>>14497177
>having a petgirl is slavery
Boy, Kobold must horrify you.

>> No.14497186 [DELETED] 

>>14497184
Thing is, rape culture IS something good for them.

I guess if they influence enough governments or replace them altogether, we would start to see mg cultural stuff as normal in 10-20 yeas.

>> No.14497187

>>14497174
Suddenly remember hearing about a story where this pediatrician who was chased out of her home because people thought it was related to pedophilia.

>> No.14497188

>>14497184
Attractive women can't rape heterosexual men.

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>>14497171
Better?

>> No.14497192

>>14497184
>In all the stories depicting monster girls in a modern setting, there's an assumption that monster girls always get away with rape
Only in greentexts or stories trying to force the "monstergirls are evil" thing.

>> No.14497193

>>14497188
They can, they just need to use more violence than the other way around.

>> No.14497196

>>14497167
>alp
This depends entirely on the stage.

>> No.14497197

>>14497184
The response is the Jew- I mean the Tanukis, obviously.

>> No.14497198

>>14497173
>>14497174
It would be complete social suicide. You would make your family hate you, have your friends leave you and lose your job, unless everyone was very open-minded

>> No.14497202

>>14497184
From what I've seen, those sorts of settings usually have a "monsters have taken over the world" scenario, a city with a disgustingly corrupt justice system and/or police department, or some combination of the two.

Basically, what >>14497192 said.

>> No.14497205

Hey guys, I have an idea. Hear me out...

Paladin Cops. To the tune of Super Troopers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PKtGnyGuKM

>> No.14497206

>>14497205
I love it.

>> No.14497207

>>14497196
>Not wanting it to go from a shy stage two to a busty, wide hipped stage three with each and every picture.

>> No.14497209

>>14497167

>Sea Slime

Somehow I imagine it took a lot of courage for her to do this.

>> No.14497210 [DELETED] 

>>14497207
Bully the Alp, no matter the stage.

Seriously guys what the hell? you never learn.

>> No.14497211

>>14497167
>Ushi-oni
I'm amazed she can fit in these outfits, let alone find any to match her.
I'll have to let her down gently by tranferring across the country to a different branch.

>> No.14497212
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>>14496163
>>14496194
>>14496213

>> No.14497213
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>>14497196
Stage 1. We're talking complete reverse trap, boy with a pussy tier alp. She wants you to violate her until she's your custom-made Stage 3.

>> No.14497215

>>14497212
What happens if you eat the seal?

>> No.14497217

>>14497211
>tranferring across the country
>think that will save him
You're already hers now, anon.

>> No.14497218

>>14497212
You're too good for us.

>> No.14497219
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>>14497212
Blessed be.

>> No.14497220

>>14497167
>Sea bishop
But she's a fish out of water.

>> No.14497221

>>14497212
Lovely

Its nice to see how much youve improved since you first started posting in these threads

>> No.14497222 [DELETED] 

>>14497184
>embarrassed
>implying anons wouldn't be telling everybody
Seriously though, I imagine they would only take action I you were already married, or were hurt during the rape.

>> No.14497223

>>14497184
Because the people her like being raped.

No seriously, that's it, everything within MGE canon is intentionally crafted to get you raped.

For some reason, the degenerates here are worried that even with even the fucking gods of this world being rapists, somehow they'll never get carried off to a sex dungeon if it takes place in modern times, so people made sure to headcanon MGE into being an earth-covering institution and also pretending guns don't exist

>> No.14497224

>>14497213
>custom-made Stage 3.

Okay, see, that deal might actually be okay. It's like fucking a bicorn; the reward is kinda worth it.

>> No.14497225

>>14497184
Really in a modern fantasy with monster girls, rape is just second nature, almost expected since it's the newest form of courtship.

It's kinda hard to see what would cause a monster girl to be sent to court or jail for something like that, at worst I guess they've been breaking bones and hospitalizing many?

>> No.14497228 [DELETED] 

>>14497198
>lose your job
Like I said, bring them to your circle if that's what it takes. Anyway, for what exactly, image I could understand, but booting someone because you don't like their taste is an easy way to get your ass sued.
>family hate you/friends leave you
What a shit family

>> No.14497229

>>14497217
Cow spiders aren't the brightest, I'm sure I can escape.

>> No.14497232

>>14497167
>Undine
Her clothes got more soaked and transparent as the pictures went on, along with becoming more and more embarrassed, which is nice.
By the time she got to the ribbons, they're incredibly soaked and might as well not be there.
I am hauling ass over to her home and accepting her.

>> No.14497233

>>14497212
>that look of surprise
Adorable

>> No.14497238

>>14497212
I want to ruffle that hair while she's blushing in embarrassment.

>> No.14497239

>>14497167
>Beelzebub
SHIT
>sauguhagsahan or whatever
Meh
>Chimera
>she's_alright.jpg

Honestly, I'd be too nervous to do anything. I barely have any friends, much less a girlfriend, much less a fuckbuddy. I'd be crippled by my inability in person, in a relationship, and especially in bed.

I also question why she's interested in me of all people.

>> No.14497241

>>14497224
Is it really worth the several weeks of boy-pussy it would take to get to, anon?

>> No.14497243

>>14497128
Of don't be such a bitch, she's just a cat, scorpion, lion... Thing

>> No.14497245

>>14497229
>Most feared sex demon in MGE
>Only the Wurm competes in terms of sheer brute strength
>It's entire existance now defined by one goal
Husbandoing you and mothering your children
Good luck.

>> No.14497247

>>14497124
... What?

>> No.14497250
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14497250

So, since Snibakos finished all 4 girls, now with hindsight, which one would you pick?

>> No.14497251

>>14497243
goat dragon.

>> No.14497252

>>14497124
>rumpragnaroked
...que?

>> No.14497253

>>14497245
>I buy a gun
>I shoot her
>she dies

ITS GOOD TO BE AMERICAN

>> No.14497254 [DELETED] 

>>14497245
>marry tanuki and have army of bodygyards
>marry ogre, self explanatory
>git gud
Gee.

>> No.14497255

>>14497241
For a custom made waifu made to fit your dick and your dick's preferences like a glove? I'd say a few weeks is worth it. At the start you can always just do doggy and gag her, treat her like an ugly girl with no curves; once she starts leveling up even that won't be necessary as she'd fill out gradually so it's not like that entire period I'd be dealing with an androgynous alp body. If it takes any longer than "several weeks" I might cry foul though.

>> No.14497256

>>14497252
>>14497247
>assapocalypse
>fannyflustered

>> No.14497257

>>14497253
>>14497254
May your god have mercy upon your poor souls

>> No.14497258

>>14497250
Wock.

>> No.14497259

>>14497167
>Manticore
A lot of focus on the ass in some, on the breasts in others, and one that's just her showing off how strong her tailpussy's suction is.
She knows how shy and nervous I am, and I most likely will.

>>14497212
Oh god that's so cute.
I wonder what it sounds like when an Ushi-Oni Awawawas.

>> No.14497261 [DELETED] 

>>14497253
Gotta do better than that in this scenario, if you kill her you'd probably be arrested.

>> No.14497263 [DELETED] 

Reverse rape is shit.

>> No.14497264

>>14497250
I never expected this to get so much attention. Also I just noticed a typo n that picture. Damnit.

>> No.14497265

>>14497250
Troll always

>> No.14497267

>>14497263
Consensual sex can be fun.

>> No.14497268

>>14497167
Kitsune-bi

Humangirl possessed by lewd fox ghost? Fuck it, I'm in.

>> No.14497269

>>14497261
Nah man, humans would be the protected minority.

>> No.14497270

>>14497259
They probably click when they awa.

>> No.14497272 [DELETED] 

>>14497167
>Jorougumo
Oh god no
>pic of her in a tight ribbed sweater
>next is her kissing a dildo under the mistletoe
>she swallows it in the next one
>sexy poses in lingirie
>then she goes for the kill and has several pictures of herself bound by her own web and gagged, "I'm ready anytime" scrawled across the page in red lipstick
My boner shall crush my fear this day.

>> No.14497274

>>14497250
Troll.

Trolls are always such nice girls.

>> No.14497275 [DELETED] 

>>14497167
>Vampire
No thanks.

>> No.14497276

>>14497250
Troll.

>> No.14497277

>>14497167
>Parasite slime
>It's her re-enacting a slime doujin up to the point where she's mouth fucking herself with her own slime while also nailing her other holes until 'mind break'

I can dig it.

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>>14497251
Where's the goat part?

>>14497257
I don't need god, I have my waifu.

>> No.14497280

>>14497167
>Mnadragora

I'm imagining a sudden focus on her feet. I'm not one for a foot fetish, but who am I to turn down a cute girl?

>> No.14497284

>>14497167
>wight
Tell her to fuck off, because I'm NEET masterrace

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>>14497259
>showing off how strong her tailpussy's suction is
How does one do this? I must know. For scientific reasons, of course.

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14497287

>>14497038
>>14497080

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14497290

Wrapped up Christmas wife!

>> No.14497292 [DELETED] 

>>14497255
>hue, anon doesn't know he's been sticking his dick in a gay man
The horror

>> No.14497294

>>14497286
That seems like a a quick one way ticket to alcohol poisoning.

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>>14497277
O-Oh my...

>> No.14497296

>>14497261
>someone tries to rape me
>I shoot them in self defense
>somehow in in the wrong
Fucking aulstralians

>>14497272
How can the Juro be so good and so shit at the same time

>>14497259
>tailpussy's suction is.
Is there some sort of trainer for a tailpussy? Like one of those finger exercise things, but cylindrical?

>> No.14497297

>>14497286
Kinda what's going on in your picture actually, just with heavy objects.
The heavier the object, the stronger her Tailpussy's suction.
God save you if a Manticore who can lift 35 pounds with her tailpussy sets her sights on you.

>> No.14497298

>>14497287
Come on, man, don't do this to my heart.

>> No.14497299

>>14497167
>Alp
Well, if it's anything like
>>14497213
>>14497224
>>14497241
>>14497255
Than sure, I'll date and love her.

>> No.14497300

>>14497261
He'd be arrested, but the criminal trial at least would end in his acquittal. If he lives in a sane state, shooting an ushi-oni hellbent on sexually assaulting him is definitely legally admissible self-defense.

The interesting question is what sort of civil suit would be brought against him by pro-monster factions to make an example of him and discourage other men from defending themselves when a monster wants to take them.

>> No.14497301 [DELETED] 

>>14497287
Holy shit I lose.

>> No.14497302

>>14497287
She gon git headpats and snacks

>> No.14497304

>>14497278
oh, manticore, thought it was Chimera, my mistake.

>> No.14497305 [DELETED] 

>>14497295
Has demonic energy gone too far?

>> No.14497306

>>14497287
Breaking and entering is a crime, little kiki.

>> No.14497309

>>14497292
>Go to pull on the horns
>They pop off
>The tail is an animatronic butt plug
I'd bully the fucker like the entire football team did back in high school. The kind of bullying he WOULDN'T actually like.

>> No.14497310

>>14497300
>ushi oni lives matter
FUCK THIS NO.
IM MAKING MY OWN FUCKING CITY, WITH NO GODDAMN MG'S.

>> No.14497311

>>14497167
>Familiar

Neato

>> No.14497312 [DELETED] 

>>14497296
How is she shit?

>> No.14497313
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14497313

>>14497253
>>14497254
>It’s been nearly two months since you fled your home city
>Not only did you buy a gun, you managed to contract some security from a Tanuki without selling yourself
>Sixty days of waiting for her to find you and crash though your doors
>Yet it never came
>You never relaxed, it was obviously a ploy to lower your guard
>But after two weeks, still no rampaging Ushi-Oni
>Several days later, you received a post-card in the mail
>On its cover was a giant, teary-eyed spider hugging a large pillow
>Below was the caption “Wish you were here”
>Though you almost couldn’t make it out under the tear smudged ink

>> No.14497314

>>14497296
There probably is, for insecure Manticores who feel like their Tailpussies are just too weak.
There are also probably variants for training Manticores how to tighten up their Tailpussies so that, combined with strong suction, they can milk lots of semen out of their husbands or future husbands.

>> No.14497315

>>14497313
>She has my address
MOVING AGAIN.

>> No.14497316 [DELETED] 

>>14497287
>>14497212
Who are you? I don't recognize you.

>> No.14497317

>>14497312
Do you really have to ask? He is "that guy".

>> No.14497322

>>14497313
Great, now I feel bad.

>> No.14497323

>>14497313
SHE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE
DELETE FACEBOOK
MOVE AGAIN
TELL NOBODY

>> No.14497324

>>14497315
you're a monster

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>>14497286
>xXxTailPussy69xXx sends you a video.
>What could it possibly be?
>It's a video of her tailpussy latching onto the end of a garden hose.
>She delicately places a golf ball at the other end of the hose
>Cuts back to her tailpussy
>It starts pumping and tightening around the hose
>The golf ball squeezes down the hose, going through it at a frightening speed
>With a loud pop it shoots out.
>"U want some of this bby?"

>> No.14497326

>>14497250
I say big pudgy business Wock. Oh the things we'll do.

>> No.14497328

>>14497323
>FACEBOOK
oh wow faggot

>> No.14497330

>>14497313
>There are people who don't want fluffy spider.
Tender loving is coming her way.

>> No.14497331

>>14497310
You let one human stand up to them, then they all might stand up! Those puny little humans outnumber them a hundred to one and if they ever figure that out there goes their way of life! It's not about sex, it's about keeping those humans in line. That's why they're playing the legal system.

>> No.14497332

>>14497322
I'm sure she'd rather snuggle you then the pillow

>> No.14497333 [DELETED] 

>>14497313
NO NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU! You don't get to make me feel bad about being scared of a 800 pound ball of rape.

>> No.14497335 [DELETED] 

>>14497317
I was giving him the benefit of the doubt but I see shitposting never changes.

>> No.14497336

>>14497324
A monster that really doesn't want to be raped. She can find another cum chump, I'm sure.

>> No.14497338

>>14497325
I think it would be better if she showed me how to tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tailpussy.

>> No.14497340

>>14497336
Poor girl knows where you live and held back.

>> No.14497341

>>14497338
Holy shit what


DRAWFAGS

>> No.14497342

>>14497287
What would a scared straight prison program be like for juvie monstergirls?

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>>14497325
Between this and that parasite slime up above, I'd say that was a rather fruitful question.

>> No.14497346

>>14497331
Whatever you say, Hopper.

>> No.14497347

>>14497313
Never expected an Ushi to have a tender side.

...Then again, generalization was always a major peeve of mine.

>> No.14497350

>>14497338
>Puts a piece of wax paper in her tailpussy
>A perfectly folded origami crane comes out

>>14497340
Not far back enough to not send a letter. God knows what happens if she ever decides she's done taking the cautious route.

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14497352

>>14497241

Can we double the time? Extend it to half a year, even? It isn't about the destination, but the journey.

>> No.14497358

>>14497313
You think I'm fucking falling for this shit?
If it was genuine, she'd do more than one obviously staged and faked photos and a line of text.

My door is staying barred and my PTRD is staying loaded. If she wants me, she better earn my fucking trust

>> No.14497360

>>14497331
Of course a little MGlet who gets beaten up by shortstack harpies would say that.

>> No.14497362

>>14497325
Yes. Yes I do want some.
I want her to tie me to a chair and then keep sucking with her tailpussy even after I cum inside it.
I'm weak for orgasm torture.

>> No.14497366

>>14497325
>>14497338
>>14497350
Would she be sad if her husband said he likes her tail more than the regular?

>> No.14497368 [DELETED] 

Monster girls don't give a shit about you, you're a cumpump to them and the minute they find a better one you're getting tossed out like garbage.

Stay with human women, at least they'll be honest with how they don't caer about you.

>> No.14497371

>>14497368
Okay.

>> No.14497372

>>14497342
>Monster prison
>All the guards and staff are female
>No conjugal visits
>They're borderline starved of mana
>Single occupant cells, so they aren't even allowed pity sex with each other
>The sexual frustration makes yard time tense
>Half the girls are brawling, the other half are trying to rub up on anything they can

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>>14497368

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>>14497352
>six months
Pushing my limits here. I guess I'd need to know how often I need to pound the boypussy during that time, but I'm tempted to still say yes, but far more hesitantly.

>>14497366
What kind of husband would say such a thing?

>> No.14497375

>>14497368

I'll just die alone.

>> No.14497377

>>14497375
the correct answer

>> No.14497378

>>14497366
Why would it be though? Her Tailpussy molds her pussy to her husband's dick.
When she gives you her virginity, her pussy is already the most pleasurable and perfect it can be to make you cum as much as possible.

>> No.14497379

>>14497360
Hey. she just wants to live the good life.

>> No.14497380

>>14497374
What about if he doesn't say it, but on their wedding night she notices him staring longingly at her tale while she's riding him.

>> No.14497381

>>14497368
Dead in 3.. 2.. 1..

>> No.14497382

>>14497368
But anon, this isn't true. Monster girls naturally adore human men even when they're single, and once they pair-bond their love eclipses all sense or reason.

If anything, they present the opposite problem: instead of leaving you for no reason at all, ending what you thought would be a permanent relationship, they might *attach themselves* to you for no reason at all, deciding that the two of you are going to be together forever when you barely know she exists.

>> No.14497385

>>14497374
Well, you can always speed up the process by taking semen production boosting potions and such.
but then you'd be leaving a cumflated alp in your bed each night.

>> No.14497386 [DELETED] 

>>14497372
>parachute into the yard and scream WHO WANTS SEX?!!!!
It would be a glorious death.

>> No.14497387

>>14497382
>replying
I knew if we waited long enough someone would bite

>> No.14497393

>>14497378
I'm just putting out hypotheticals.
>>14497372
That sounds horrible, what would you have to do to get sent there?
>>14497386
>Not the guards grabbing you and making the prisoners watch thus inciting a riot.

>> No.14497398 [DELETED] 

>>14497382
Oh anon, you're so naive.

>> No.14497399

>>14497393
>I'm just putting out hypotheticals.
Then she'd just double down on milking him with her tailpussy because obviously she didn't milk him enough to make her pussy perfect.

>> No.14497400

>tfw Senran Kagura is coming to steam PC
Wow, never heard about it
I guess I will finally see what those titty ninjas games about

>> No.14497402

>>14497380
Well, from a practical standpoint it's only a problem when it comes time to make cubs; every other time I don't see tailpussy only sex being an issue.

Past that it kind of becomes a question of how much stock they put into their pussy pussy. Seems to me like it might kind of be a lot, in which case she'd feel shit and endeavor to improve her pussy pussy in the same way. It's not entirely impossible.

>>14497385
>There's a fast track option available
Toss me some pots and give me that stuttering little twink.

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14497403

>>14497316

>> No.14497406

>>14497338
>>14497341
>>14497350
>have a coat that you like that's got some holes in it
>your fingers aren't very good, you can't really stitch it
>suddenly, Linda the elderly manticore comes over
>rumor has it she used to be a vintage porn star, but quit when she accidentally sucked an entire man into her tailpussy
>Ara ara~ need a hand, anon?
>you reply yes, and hand her the coat, some patchwork, some needles and a several spools of textile string
>but Mrs Linda, how are you going to knit with those big MEATY paws of yours?
>ufufufufu... my kind does things a little differently, sugar~
>she then proceeds to suck the entirety of the patchwork equipment and the coat into her tailpussy
>[SQUELCH] [SQUELCH] [SQUELCH] [SQUELCH]
>after a series of lewd noises and some moans, the elderly manticore releases the coat onto your lap
>it's soaking wet, and strings of vaginal fluid drip from the fabric
>it is however, perfectly patched.
>now, any time you need anything else sweetie, you just let me know, alright~?
>she flicks her tail gently across your cheek and walks away, giving you a little butt wiggle as she goes through the door
>later that night when you look on the inside, there's an extra little bit of detailing that you didn't see
>it's a Valentine's heart, with a tailpussy wrapped around it, and a fancy cursive L in the center

>> No.14497407 [DELETED] 

>>14497400
If you like lesbian ninjas in a shitty game, have fun.

>> No.14497408

>>14497386
>parachute into the yard
Fuck that. I'd just start a lucrative businesses selling one-nighters with men to the girls on "good-behavior."

All the sexually starved MGs. We'd be rich. Hell, the system would subsidize the fuck out of us. If those girls bond with a man, chances are they won't be coming back once they're released.

>> No.14497411

>>14497403

PANIC

>> No.14497414

>>14497402
Just don't take too many of them.
I don't know if theres a limit to the stretching but I doubt that you want the alp stuffed so full that she can't move.

>> No.14497415

>>14497374
Without potions, you're probably looking at 2-3 times a day if you want to keep a good pace. or go with >>14497385 and fuck the boy out of it as fast as possible. Though I'd probably be too humiliated to.

>> No.14497416

>>14497406
What did I just read

>> No.14497419

>>14497316
Where have you been for the last few months ? He's latenight or whatever other names we have for him.

>> No.14497420 [DELETED] 

>>14497403
NON!

>> No.14497422

>>14497407
You sound like a yurifag.

>> No.14497423

>>14497415
I could do it.
I'd even bring in a mirror so that she can watch herself bloat up with seed.

>> No.14497424 [DELETED] 

>>14497419
I've been gone since March.

>> No.14497425 [DELETED] 

>>14497422
I'm serious, nearly every girl in that game is a lesbo. Especially the ones that look good.

>> No.14497426 [DELETED] 

>>14497407
>>14497422
>>14497425
Can we not?

>> No.14497428

>>14497424
That explains it. He has a imgur of all the art he's made, someone should have a link.

>> No.14497432

>>14497415
>Without potions, you're probably looking at 2-3 times a day
That'd be bearable normally after the first week or two.

>Though I'd probably be too humiliated to.
You'd be so humiliated to use the potions you'd rather bone something androgynous for longer?

>>14497414
A full on cumflation would probably result in several months worth of sperm being poured inside of her (glopping noise optional)anyway; I'd probably only have to do that once or twice anyway. Six+ not-quite cumflations would work well enough, methinks.

There are basically no downsides past one or two lays with that available. and a transformation that isn't punctuated.

>> No.14497433

>>14497416
Cunt knitting

>> No.14497434

>>14497425
>Especially the ones that look good.
So all of them?

>> No.14497435 [DELETED] 

>>14497426
Hey I'm just telling the anon not to get his hopes up and be disappointed like I was.

>> No.14497436

>>14497425
Yep, you are a yurifag seeing lesbians where there aren't any, you should consider killing yourself.

>> No.14497438 [DELETED] 

>>14497434
Yeah that was the point I was making.

>> No.14497439

>>14497432
Don't forget to plug her up.
Can't have the alp wasting any with dripping now can we?

Don't mind her awkward waddling and sloshing, you'll get used to it.

>> No.14497440

>>14497433
I'm afraid, anon

>> No.14497441 [DELETED] 

Ghost possessing your hand a la Vampire Hunter D and forcing you to jack off in all sorts of inappropriate situations.

>> No.14497443 [DELETED] 

>>14497436
M8 one of the girls is without a doubt a carpet muncher and the amount of lesbian undertones with everyone else is fucking rediculous.

>> No.14497444

>>14497439
I want /d/ to go

>> No.14497446

>>14497443
>lesbian undertones
How does does it feel to hate your penis, yurifag?

>> No.14497447

>>14497440
Just fuck the milfcore

>> No.14497450

>>14497441
Ghost possessing a woman close to you and forcing her to rape you, ruining your relationship forever.

>> No.14497451

>>14497423
>Mirror in the bedroom
>Alp laying around after getting rage shroom fucked by anon
>Her stomach is distended from the amound of semen in her
>She's so full it's leaking out
>Scoops it up on her finger
>Slowly trails it up her body to her mouth
>Can't get enough of the taste
>She can't stop thinking about how pretty she's going to be for anon
>She's so excited she can't help herself
>She starts schlicking in the mirror
>One hand between her thighs, the other alternating between tweaking her perky nipples and rubbing her swollen belly

>> No.14497452

>>14497447
>milf
and into the bin it goes

>> No.14497454

>>14497425
That game is an obvious waifubait. Did you really expect them to have canon bfs that they fuck? Otakus would riot

>> No.14497456 [DELETED] 

>>14497450
Could make for some nice suffering.

>> No.14497458

>>14495652
Hot damn.
>>14495698
Hot damn.
>>14495700
Hot damn.

>> No.14497463

>>14497451
If she keeps that up she may get a fetish for being like that.
I would gladly oblige and help her end up like that every day.

>> No.14497465 [DELETED] 

>>14497454
Sorry anon, most of them are lesbians.

>> No.14497467

>>14497452
It said she was elderly, she should be well past the usual MILF stage; I think she deserves at least one dicking for maintaining that honor and that tailpussy.

>>14497451
This. This is how alping should be. I find myself curious why one would need a raging shroom on a low stage alp though.

>> No.14497469

>>14497454
Why do you reply seriously to bait?

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>>14497424
Oh that makes sense since I've only been here since June. I'm sorry if my image response to your previous post was inappropriate.

>> No.14497471 [DELETED] 

>>14497441
Anon cutting his hand off like Ash from Evil Dead 2.

>> No.14497477

>>14497467
For the idea of just trying to speedrun the stage 1 form and get to stage three. Though my pants were shamefully tight writing that.

>> No.14497480 [DELETED] 

>>14497452
But anon, milf means daughterus. MOTHER AND DAUGHTER(s) ANON!

>> No.14497482

>>14497467
>>14497452
FUCK THE GILFCORE

>> No.14497483
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14497483

And don't even think about using auto-fire. I'll know...

>> No.14497486

>>14497428
>>14497424
I got it: http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH
>>14497470
You're a pretty well-mannered fellow.

>> No.14497487 [DELETED] 

>>14497470
I hear you have an imgur. Show me?

>> No.14497488

>>14497483
Poor wolfu

>> No.14497490

>>14497477
>For the idea of just trying to speedrun the stage 1 form
I get that, but why a raging shroom when there are plenty of other cum enhancement options that don't result in dom bait getting dommed even harder. You could at least be gentle with the sweet little faggot. Unless she's into that, I guess.

>>14497483
I now want to strap a werewolf in heat to a chair and helicopter dick in front of her until she begs me to stuff her full of pups.

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>> No.14497494 [DELETED] 

>>14497486
Ah, thanks.

>> No.14497495

I want my Kobold daughteru to put on her latex paw-toe-stockings so I can lick her toes and give her a foot massage!

>> No.14497499

>>14497490
>stuff her full of pups
>stuffing a girl's cunt full of puppies
What

>> No.14497500

>>14497487
see
>>14497486
http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH

>> No.14497501

>>14497495
don't you ever do lewd things with your kobold wife?

>> No.14497503

>>14497499
It's a delicacy in Taiwan.

>> No.14497506

>>14497503
WHAT

>> No.14497507

>>14497499
They would be liquid form half-puppies going in. Yoi've gotta bake them in her oven for a few months before they're done.

>> No.14497509

>>14497506
It's like a turducken

>> No.14497510

>>14497152
>Dat tiny Anubis pup
MY. HEART.
HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>> No.14497512

>>14497501
You act like his wife can even move from how much he's pumping into her.
She's probably pumping out pups by the dozen.

>> No.14497515

>>14497173
I feel compelled to point out that pedophilia isn't illegal per-se. That would be a thought-crime.

Child molestation and things related to it, that's what's illegal; and rightfully so.

>> No.14497516

>>14497501
Of course anon, she's always there to assist me in teaching our child and to have her turn when it comes, as it always does. She's a very patient girl, but she's done all of this before.

>> No.14497519 [DELETED] 

>>14497516
mio negro

>> No.14497520

>>14497477
>Speedrunning to stage 3
>Not getting the achievement where you impregnate her while she's still stage 2

>> No.14497522

>>14497512
Well, this is partially true. Only one daughteru is what we want, but I can't remember a day that has gone by without her belly bulging even somewhat with my seed.

>> No.14497524
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>>14497515
But thought crime is a thing, haven't you ever heard of hate crime laws? Your motivation for committing a crime affects how severe your punishment is.
That's something we like to call hate crime laws: a savage hypocrisy.

>> No.14497528

>>14497522
Now the better question is if she's mastered balancing when you put a truly tremendous load her her.

>> No.14497535

>>14497524
I'm not sure you realize what "Thought Crime" means anon.

There's a difference between being punished just for thinking something in your head, and for shouting about it in a public setting.

>> No.14497536

>>14497535
You don't need to shout about your motivations, the court gets to decide it for you.

>> No.14497541

>>14497528
She still teeters a bit, but it's not like I make her get up and work or do chores when she's really big, that's just mean. It's almost like being pregnant for her sometimes, but without all the icky side effects and added responsibility. Usually though, we just like to laze around on the bed or the couch with me in between them and my hands gently caressing their swollen bellies.

>> No.14497544

>>14497541

Good man.

>> No.14497547

>>14497507
Oh I get it
>obtain children
>obtain puppies
>cuts noses, limbs, ears ext off children and puppies
>stitch puppy noses, limbs ears ext onto children and vice versa
>liquidize both
>stuff mixture into waifu's genitals
>have her queef it into an oven
>wait 3 months
>after the clock strikes 12 on the 90th day, the slurry will turn into cute mg puppies.

It all makes so much sense

>> No.14497548

>>14497547
please leave

>> No.14497552

>>14497548
No way! I understand the world much better now! I'm gonna try this tomorrow with a drugged up prostitute! Finally I won't be alone anymore!

>> No.14497555
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>>14497547
>>liquidize both
In a blender?

>> No.14497557

We're getting a new monstergirl soon right?

>> No.14497558

Would a Lilim make a good girlfriend?

>> No.14497559

>>14497167
>Dormouse
Quite surprised she stayed awake during the shoot.

>> No.14497560
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>>14496976
why do I want to do this so badly? and why do I want to do it with my Orc waifu?

>> No.14497561

>>14497559
>Implying it wasn't just her tossing and turning in her sleep which undressed her

>> No.14497562

>>14497558
Dear Jesus no

>> No.14497564

>>14497167
>Ignis
That's hot. She set a fire in my loins alright. Like fire, hellfire, this fire in my skin... this burning desire is turning me to sin!

>> No.14497565 [DELETED] 

>>14497558
Yeah if you want a whore for a girlfriend.

>> No.14497566

>>14497561
So I could get charged with rape for this?

>> No.14497567

>>14497558
One of the best.

>> No.14497568

>>14497566
Nope, she rolled onto your member in her sleep and her hips were moving on their own.

Totally not your fault

>> No.14497569

>>14497565
How's she a whore? Pretty sure MGs are faithful.

>> No.14497570 [DELETED] 

>>14497569
Oh man you're stupid.

>> No.14497574

>>14497570
Sorry, I don't project my failings on other people's fantasies.

>> No.14497576

>>14497552
That wouldn't even be a puppy though, it'd be some kind of dog chimera, and probably in the FMA style. You'd be bettor off moving to best Korea and learning bioengineering. Maybe not in that order though.

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Fat elin thighs.

>> No.14497579

>>14497574
>not knowing official canon
>calling people stupid
Just leave.

>> No.14497580

I want to teach a loli Jubjub how to dance!

>> No.14497582

>>14497576
>That wouldn't even be a puppy though, it'd be some kind of dog chimera, and probably in the FMA style
As long as she loves me, I'll love her

>> No.14497584 [DELETED] 

>>14497578
>Flan
Bah, I wanted Pane

>> No.14497586

>>14497578
Elins suck ass

>> No.14497587

>>14497578
Anubis with such would be perfection in my eyes.

Also Liches.
I'm uncertain as to their applicability to Dragons. Gnomes I think should be more full-figured.

>> No.14497588

>>14497586
Elins Big Ass

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>>14497578
Fat loli boobs.

>> No.14497590 [DELETED] 

>>14497578
>that part of them just looking at the guy's dick like they discovered a new form of life

>> No.14497591

>>14497589
Needs to be bigger.

>> No.14497592 [DELETED] 

>>14497586
Defend your position.

>> No.14497593
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>>14497591
k

>> No.14497594

>>14497589
I want to subject an oppai loli to strict shibari and breast whipping! Then cuddles and headpats!

>> No.14497595

>>14497579
I do know MGE canon. Find me a place where it says Lilims are whores.

>> No.14497597

>>14497593
Not big enough.
I want her to groan and pout as she tries to walk with them.

>> No.14497605

>>14497595
>succubus
>literally eats semen for food
Oh, I guess you must be her mindbroken pet?

>> No.14497606

>>14497592
They lack developed bodies

>> No.14497607 [DELETED] 

>>14497589
I want to keep a loaf of bread warm between her boobs.

>> No.14497610

>>14497605
Yup, didn't read the lore.

>> No.14497612 [DELETED] 

>>14497606
Elins have rocking bodies, they're just short.

>> No.14497614

>>14497610
You didn't.

>> No.14497617

>>14497589
>>14497593
I wish Arekishi didn't make his lolis look so bored and unamused when they're giving paizuri.

>> No.14497620

How would you make a chastity bra for an oppai loli?

>> No.14497623

>>14497620
Maybe an oppai loli holst.

>> No.14497624

>>14497620
It's a futile effort. Boobs like that can't be contained!

>> No.14497628

>people are still replying to he who gorges on sodium

>> No.14497632 [DELETED] 

>>14497628
That's not him, that's everyone about something, this is just a troll.

>> No.14497635

>>14497620
One that fits her loli form but puts her boobies in slightly-too-tight pocket dimensions. She'll look just like a regular loli until you take it off.

>> No.14497636

>7k words done
>the cast still hasn't even left to the place where everything is supposed to happen
Does this happen to anyone else?

>> No.14497639

>>14497636
Depends. How long do you want the story to be? For me a good minimum for a chapter is 20-30k words.

>> No.14497640

>>14497635
Could one potentially fill this pocket dimension with egg vibrators?

>>14497636
Literary diarrhea gets me every time, yes. I'm currently working on a chapter I really could've split in two but couldn't due to not hitting the stopping point I wanted to hit.

>> No.14497641

>>14497636
I'm 4.3k words into something new and I feel like not enough is happening yet, but the flow would be too rushed if I pushed it forward early.
So, no I guess?

>> No.14497642

>>14497636
Not to that degree, but yes. I'll spend way too long explaining things before actually getting on with what I set out to write in the first place. It's all useful and necessary stuff, it just catches me off guard every single time. Hell, probably I wouldn't have become a writefag in the first place if my first few greentexts turned out as short as I had planned them to be.

>> No.14497646

>you will never buttfuck a soft kitsune dilf

Micro-bikini, wet t-shirt, spats, HNNNNNGGGGG NEED KITSUNE

>> No.14497649

>>14497636
BTW what happened to the guy who making mg VN?
It was obvious that he won't be able to do it but he still gave up sooner than I expected

>> No.14497650

>>14497639
It's supposed to be a one-shot and I don't really know how long I want it to be. It just doesn't feel like I could leave out any of the stuff I've put in.

>> No.14497651

>>14497640
One could potentially line the whole dimension with magic vibrating gel or pleasure runes or elecrto-pads if one wanted. Egg vibrators seem kind of lumpy and oddly shaped to be squeezed up against her poor oversized teats in such tight spaces.

>> No.14497656

>>14497646
>dilf
Anon...

>> No.14497658

>>14497646
>dilf

>> No.14497660
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>"Mr. Anon! That Wurm is back, and she broke into the kitchen!"
>"We couldn't stop her, at she's eating all of the pies!"
>"So, so many pies..."

What do?

>> No.14497661

>>14497650
>It just doesn't feel like I could leave out any of the stuff I've put in.
Fuck man, exactly this.
Usually, I just go with it and don't worry too much if it gets too long. If that happens, I just split it into chapters.

>> No.14497663

>>14497656
>>14497658
In his defense, "d" and "g" are in the same row on the keyboard.
Lord knows I made a myriad of typos in my time here.

>> No.14497664

>>14497660
Promise the Wurm some delicious cake if she stops.

>> No.14497665

>>14497651
Good enough. Give me ten and an oppai loli to put them on, please.

>> No.14497666

>>14497660
Get her addicted to something else.

>> No.14497667

>>14497660
Bake more pies.

>> No.14497669

>>14497656
>>14497658

"Daughter I'd Like to Fuck"

>> No.14497671 [DELETED] 

>>14497660
Wrestle the wurm and leave her tied in a knot.
>but anon she's so strong and...!
Y'all niggas don't know me when pies/food are involved.

>> No.14497672

>>14497660
"I thought I told you to stop making pies until we were sure the wurm was gone! Dammit, someone slip her the tranquilizer pie!"

>> No.14497677

>>14497660
Feed her my cum

>> No.14497679

>>14497660
Looks like my new noodling method is working.
Time to get the Wurm-proof rope bruthers, we gots ourselves a live one here! Yee-haw!

>> No.14497684

>>14497665
Ten for one oppai loli? Are you from /d/ by any chance?
Well, it's not my place to judge, so I'll get them for you. Please at least treat her with love and kindness.

>> No.14497689 [DELETED] 

>>14497669
That's allright then.

>> No.14497690

>>14497684
I wasn't planning on using them all at once, I just think oppai loli should have a few choices in design for their cute hammerspace underwear.

>> No.14497693

>>14497690
Aah, quite. I'll be sure to include several different designs then.

>> No.14497696

>>14497660
I give her a stern lecture and telling off, even if she cries. She needs to learn what she did was wrong and very rude.

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How do you like your Wyverns?

>> No.14497736

>>14496786
>>14496788
>>14496789
>>14496814
O geez, thanks guys. Glad y'all like!

>>14496796
Good lookin' out anon, and thanks again for the feedback.

>>14497250
That is nuts and pretty freakin' awesome. Thanks for compiling all the text and pics man!

>>14497152
>>14497403
>>14497287
>>14497212
hnnnnnnnngh

>> No.14497738

>>14497735
Two heads shorter, red, and pettanko.

>> No.14497741

>>14497735
Genki moralfags who keep doing the right thing even if it means staying behind and taking inventory at the storerooms when everyone else is at a dance!

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>>14497636
Now it's 8k words and the situation hasn't much improved. I think I need help getting my act together. Let's all sing a mantra together and focus really hard.

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>> No.14497766

>>14497763
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.14497767

>>14497754
Goddamn Y'shtola's one beautiful cat.

Can't wait for Dissidia.

>> No.14497770

>>14497763
She's getting groped. Maybe even tied up and groped, but definitely groped. I'm gonna put my hands all over her flat little chest and her cute, plump butt. And there's nothing she can do to stop me.

>> No.14497772

>>14497763
She's going to get so many headpats

>> No.14497778

>>14497763
Take that hoodie off you silly monoeye, you aren't a real cat.

>> No.14497779

>>14497763
You mean to say you've got nothing under that but vibrators taped to your nipples and vajayjay?

>> No.14497788

>>14497779
Only one way to find out anon. My bet is on a tight red rope harness that cuts deeply between her tiny dripping pussy lips.
God monoeyes are lewd.

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14497792

What Monster Girl would be the most difficult roommate to live with?

>> No.14497796

>>14497792
Jubjub. She wouldn't stop humping you or trying to get you to breed her.

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>>14497796
Yeah, not much in the way of hobbies.

>> No.14497802

>>14497792
>>14497796
>>14497800
Literally any of the Wonderland girls would be bad roommates. Imagine them all.

>> No.14497803

>>14497763
I'm gonna tickle this slut.

>> No.14497804

>>14497792
Hikkomori kejerou. Hair EVERYWHERE, even in your own bed. It'd be clogging the shower, the sink, get into your food, and get stuck to your clothing when you go out. And if you come home late and reeking of drunk co-workers she gets scary and asks what you were doing with those whores when you could have been using her this whole time.

>> No.14497807

>>14497802
Even Mad Hatters? They're very classy and make excellent tea, I fail to see any downside.

>> No.14497808

>>14497660
give her a creampie

>> No.14497810

>>14497802
Dormice wouldn't be so bad. They'd fall asleep all over the house but they'd be easy to move and not much trouble aside from that.

>> No.14497812

>>14497810
>easy to move
>mamono mana makes you rape her every time you try
good luck

>> No.14497816

>>14497812
>Makes me
>rape
That's my "move the sleeping dormouse" fee. She doesn't seem to mind it.

>> No.14497828

>>14497812
>While running from a different MG you take cover and hide in someone's yard
>Actually works
>Turn around
>Dormice napping all over the lawn all around you
>Tempting you
>May Ammy help your soul

>> No.14497833

>>14497810
Or you could just tie her up while she's asleep and keep her on a leash when she's awake so she doesn't move too much.

>> No.14497837

>>14497828
All those poor Dormouse-chans...

>> No.14497839

>>14497833
I feel like that would interfere with her running on her hamster wheel and doing things that would make money so she can pay her portion of the rent. It would also mean I don't get as much mouse poon, and that is not okay.

>> No.14497844

>>14497839
Who says you can't fuck a tied up mouse? Silly anon. She can definitely run on her wheel while on a leash too.
And it's not like she can do much when she's asleep anyway.

>> No.14497855

>>14497792
Cheating a bit and pairing 2 up. Kept platonic and casual to avoid any 'playing nice for master'. Just instinctual hate. A Kiki Shog combo would be amazing to live with to witness the day to day bullshit they pull that occasionally escalates into events such as hazmat and swat getting called because they tried to mustard gas each other and ended up gassing the daughter of a neighboring Hellhound during her 8th birthday party a week after someone mysteriously threw pocket sand at her when she turned a corner on her way home from school.

That or a Raiju like that image. Fucking power going out is a pain in the ass. God forbid every other day because the fusebox has somehow been retrofit with extension cords leading into a pool.

>> No.14497858

>>14497660

>"How many pies?"
>"40, sir."
>"40 pies?"
>"40 pies!"
>"That's as many as FOUR TENS!"
>"Indeed, Sir, this is just terrible!"

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Since this is turning out a lot longer than I thought it would, I'm splitting it into three chapters. The first one is here now, and it's the set-up. Chapter 2 will be the voyage to Zipangu, chapter 3 will be the actual Oomukade stuff. Please bear with it.

http://pastebin.com/4aGm9tya

>> No.14497864

>>14497858
Lexxie Wurmthor is a villain!

>> No.14497877

>>14497861
I hope Cecil gets to be with his Red Dragon, she's trying hard for him.

>> No.14497879

>>14497844
>Who says you can't fuck a tied up mouse?
Well, yeah, but like then she can't "toss and turn" so much. It's like fucking a dead mermaid.
>And it's not like she can do much when she's asleep anyway.
She's a dormouse, guy. She does more asleep than awake, though she is significantly more energetic when she's lucid.

>> No.14497883

>>14497877
That is a matter for December 25th.

>> No.14497885

>>14497812
>mamono mana makes you rape her every time you try
Is it still rape if you're being forced to rape? Because isn't the whole point of rape that its forced physical relations. But if you're being forced to have forced physical relations aren't you the one that's having forced physical relations forced on you?

>> No.14497886

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

>> No.14497890

>>14497885
I'm too sleep-deprived for this anon, pls no

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>>14497886
ALL WILL BECOME FIRE!

>> No.14497894

>>14497891
Why is her dress so shiny? Is it made of latex or something?

>> No.14497898

>>14497886
But I just made a hundred dormousezumi and wish unleash them on the unsuspecting thread.

>> No.14497901

>>14497894
Probably. Could be red leather.

>> No.14497905

>>14497901
lewd.

>> No.14497907

>>14497898
Can they be used as dakis? Because a fire daki sounds much better than a normal daki. Just think of the warmth on these coldish winter days!

>> No.14497909

>>14497907
I don't see why not, but that heat comes from lust fire. You'll wake up with a stiffy every single time.

>> No.14497914

>>14497909
Gonna sleepwalkcuddlefuck a firedaki.
All night. Every night.

>> No.14497916

>>14497905
It's a Dragon wearing an apron getting princess carried. Lewdness doesn't begin to describe it.

>> No.14497921

>>14497891
Please no.
I will head pat that dragon until she can't move if I have to.

>>14497898
Oh god, sleepy kung fu mice.
I don't know if I can stop that.

>> No.14497925

>>14497909
>You'll wake up with a stiffy every single time.
Will said stiffy also be inside of her every time? Because that sounds okay.

>> No.14497926

>>14497921
And they're all in chinese dresses going no-pan.
>>14497925
Of course.

>> No.14497928

>>14497921
>sleepy kung fu mice.
>You will never be raped by a Sleeping Master
>she will never wake up and apologize for how strong her Kung Fu is and how thrashed your pelvis has become.
My Kung Fu is so weak.

>> No.14497931

>>14497926
Oh lordy.
They Chun-Lee one may get me

>>14497928
It is because you have been trained wrong as a joke.

>> No.14497934

>>14497931
>It is because you have been trained wrong as a joke.
I can't think of a dick to X joke without it actually being effective on MGs.

>> No.14497937
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>>14497926
>chinese dresses going no-pan.

Oh boy.

>> No.14497978

>>14497861
This got me thinking, do necromancers have harems or are the undead they raise more like daughterus?

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14497983

>>14497978
Depends on the necromancer and the girls.

>> No.14498002

I want to watch martial arts movies with a hinezumi, so she can get so into it she starts taking fighting stances when she's only wearing a t-shirt.

>> No.14498009

>>14498002
I wanna show a hinezumi the basics of CQC!

>> No.14498044 [DELETED] 

>>14498002
>Having sex with Hinezumi wife
>All off a sudden she starts throwing punches and kicks
>Now have to spar with wife while fucking her.

Hinezumi would be pretty annoying but incredibly amusing

>> No.14498049

>>14498002
I want to watch History channel with a Wight

>> No.14498056

>>14497792
Sandworm

>> No.14498061 [DELETED] 

>>14498049
So you want to watch the History channel with someone who has probably lived though most of the events that are shown? Well that sounds fine but you better get ready for her to go over every single inaccuracy in great detail.

>> No.14498064
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14498064

A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Misaki
Species: Yatagarasu

A Crow extraspecies. They are omnivorous and enjoy being under the sun. "I'll clean the yard so she can sunbathe more easily!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-legged_crow She appears to be more closely based on the original chinese version of the creature, rather than the Japanese version. From the expanded profile she's confirmed to also be a idiot, like other harpies. And this marks 60 previews, even the japanese are starting to complain in the replies to the tweets about when is the game releasing.

>> No.14498070

>>14498064
any idea what the gameplay will be ?

when can we start playing

>> No.14498073

>>14498070
Potentially similar to Kantai Collection and Touken Ranbu, but we still have no idea. They're super tight lipped about information. It's expected to release something before the end of the month. I'd say sometime after chirstmas, but no one knows for sure. Pre-registering went down today and all they said was "please wait a little longer".

>> No.14498077

>>14498073
should i pre register ?

>> No.14498084

>>14498077
Pre-registering is already over, finished about 9 hours ago. It only got you 5 rare gacha stones, so it's not a huge loss. You can just play as normal once the game is out.

>> No.14498087

>>14498077
Stop showing off that time machine you have, it's not cool anymore. All it does is release eldritch rapists from beyond our reality and it's getting old.

>> No.14498097

>>14498084

any way i can prepare for the release? you know get familiar with the Japanese layout and stuff?

so far all i did in the same vein was play mahjong on tenhou and that is pretty easy.

>> No.14498102

>>14498097
Put DMM points on your account if you want to do that. Outside of that, there's nothing to prepare for really since we know so little about the game or its mechanics. There's some tiny ass screenshots on the main site, but that only shows the main menu and some example shots of combat (which looks like KanKore but 5 to a side) http://www.dmm.com/netgame/feature/monmusu.html

>> No.14498105
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14498105

This fucking artist and his assassination attempts on my dick.

>> No.14498114

>>14498105
Ordures is an absolute madman. love it.

>> No.14498164

>>14498061
>go over every single inaccuracy in great detail
Oh, she does. But she's only a little over 100, so most of what she says is bullshit.

She remembers WW2 though. Makes for some awkward situations at anime conventions, since she refuses to stop calling Japanese people "dickless, backstabbing yellow rats"

>> No.14498191

Ghoul twins. Discuss.

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>>14498114
He needs to draw a Pharaoh or Anubis, my love for all things brown demands it.

>> No.14498197

>>14498191
If you don't keep their semen intake perfectly equal, one will Wight before the other, and the one that's still a ghoul will get depressed since you obviously like the other one more.

>> No.14498203

>>14498197
Sneaky Ghoul twins who become enamored with the Kunoichi lifestyle, discuss.

>> No.14498224
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14498224

Sure is quiet.

>> No.14498227

>>14498224
Can't post, alps will eat me.

>> No.14498229

>>14498227
Alps don't actually eat you though, they just say that because they think it's talking dirty.
I think someone should explain to them that the creme fraiche goes in their Alp pussies and not on the boy.

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14498233

>>14497861
A wild writefag appears?

>> No.14498234

>>14498229
Or on their tummies, or on their alpple bottoms, or on their face to hear them go kyaa~

>> No.14498235

>>14498234
Soiling their tummies, huh? Aim carefully, and hit them right in the bellybutton!

>> No.14498249

>>14497861
That was pretty good, liked the world building and Cecil's escapades. Not always a fan of the jaded immortal hero but I like his laissez faire approach to life. Looking forward to more.

>> No.14498296

>>14498102
are people here gonna use the japanese or english version ?

>also i am to dumb to find DMM on nutaku

>> No.14498315

>>14498296
No English version confirmed as yet, Japanese only. Who knows if Nutaku will pick it up but I suppose it's possible.

>> No.14498322

>>14498315
well i mean they ask me for the english or japanese page

both lead to nothing though..

>> No.14498334

>>14498315
holy shit and now i cant even view the official page anymore. just sends me straight to notaku

>> No.14498341

>>14498334
>>14498322
You need to go to the DMM main site. Not Nutaku, they have nothing to do with it. Use something from here http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Tutorial:_Proxy_Connection to get around the region block, then go to the online game section and go to Monster Musume Online. Bearing in mind that the game isn't up yet and you can no longer pre-register.

>> No.14498350

>>14498064
So the game page is up already, but the game is saying that it's in maintenance. The good news is the how to play section at the bottom of the page is up, so I've been reading up on the mechanics of the game. I'll update the pastebin and post it here once I've got time.

>> No.14498355

>>14498350
i really need to know how much weeb i need to learn to play this.

>> No.14498364

>>14498164
>american wight
Eew, at least get a fucking celtic one you swine.

>> No.14498367

>>14498355
To play the game? Little to none. Just learn and remember what happens when you click buttons. You just won't be able to understand any of the affection scenes.

>> No.14498374

Why is it so quiet? Is everyone at the movies?

>> No.14498385

>>14498374
i need to take the whole gazer spawn of my fathers brother to star wars.

THE MAN WAS RAISED IN A SUCCUBI FAMILY DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING GAZERS HE MADE.

it doesnt help they are all under 12 and all know more about star wars then me.

>> No.14498387

>>14498385
And then they see the trailer for the new Independence Day and fall for Jeff, uhh, Goldblum.

>> No.14498388

>>14498374
I hope they stay there. I never liked the sagas of Jarjar "I don't like sand" Bink, and ish people would sht up about the new movie.

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14498394

Moo~

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>> No.14498418

>>14498364
You better not be hating Antebellum southern belle Wights

>> No.14498419

My dream is to run a cattle ranch

>> No.14498428

>Be student at MGC university
>Always get bellow average scores
>Most teachers round it up to average just because I'm a human boy
>Bitchy Anubis history teacher won't
>She threatens to make me fail
>Have to cheat so that won't happen
>Results get put up near the entrance as usual
>Aced it, ranked N°1 with a 100/100
>Even beat that one dragon who always get the best scores on every subject
>She's the council's president and one of the most respected figures in the university
>She strides towards me
>Pray to god that she won't find out I cheated
>She's bright red and her proud stride soon becomes a clumsy walk
>She congratulates me on beating her and flies away while hiding her face
>From then on, notice her stalking me all the time
>Receive many love letters and precious items from her
>She asked me a few times to have sex with her but flew away before I could even answer
>Dragons are weird

>> No.14498429

>>14498418
The only american wight I'm interested in, and I mean only, is a native american wight who accidentallied herself into necromancy via necromantic rituals and lives alone after she failed to stop her tribe from being wiped out. She's be fit as fuck and fight evil spirits and bully wendigo for her job

>> No.14498432

>>14498429
I'd like that. I'd like that very much.

>> No.14498443

>>14498432
Imagine camping with her innnawoods as her elemental friends gossip around you like a pack of mothers, eating the bear you killed because it got corrupted and started disturbing nature. Imagine cuddling in her furs, your body flush with hers, her tight and powerful muscles clutching to you instinctively in her sleep as they react to her fears for loosing you, the last person in her life.

>> No.14498445

>>14498443
We will fuck like the prairie rabbit. Ugh.

>> No.14498449

>>14498445
Like rabbits? But i you fuck that often, there's a very real chance of being seen by her spirit friends, that are overjoyed she now has some one, and show it by teasing the fuck out of the two of you. They'll float around going 'ara ara' and 'ufufu' How terrible.

>> No.14498454

>>14498449
Fucks-Like-Rabbit and Dead-Plump-Thighs care not for the teasing of the jesting spirits.

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>> No.14498464

>>14498454
What about her nature to wander? she can always provide for you no matter where you go, but you won't be able to stay in any one place. You could spend months hunting Wendigo in the south and then treck months north to ease some spirits in alaska. It would be nothing but cute walks together and snoozing, snuggled up under the stars!

>> No.14498465

>>14498464
>hunting Wendigo
Why would we be bullies?

>> No.14498466 [SPOILER] 
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14498466

Did you feed your murk-chan today?

>> No.14498467 [DELETED] 

>>14498461
Join your local cow tipping team today!

>> No.14498468
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14498468

looking quite fine for being 117 years old

>> No.14498469

>>14498465
the bad, ancient kind that take to killing

>> No.14498472

>>14498469
There's no such thing, they're all cute awawawas.

>> No.14498473

>>14498428
>Aced it, ranked N°1 with a 100/100
You stupid nigger
Don't you know you're supposed to intentionally fuck up a handful?

Now you're going to have to study like an idiot to make sure the dragon doesn't fucking eat you for robbing her of what was rightfully hers.

At the very least you should have cheated in the most clever way possible, dragons can at least respect a clever thief.

>> No.14498476

>>14498472
I like to headcanon that some girls are just monsters on the inside too. I mean it's not non-cannon, it just probably gets dealt with mega fucking quick and brutal like, like the lilim did with the tentacle forests. What with the whole slaughtering them so hard they leave fear and subservience as fucking DNA

>> No.14498481

So most everyone has an MG waifu but under what sort of context would you want to meet her?

>> No.14498489

>>14498481
meeting a salamander at a arcade would be nice
or a gnome in a park

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>>14498481
I have no idea.

The situations in which I imagine MGs range from skyrim to neotokyo. You can blame these threads for that.

I only know one thing- I want to retain some of my freedom.

I'm fine with having a more dominant girl, but I'm stubborn. I'm not going to be somebody's pet. Maybe that's your thing, but it ain't me. I always retain my right to deciding when enough is enough.

And I'm far too scatterbrained to just pick one ideal situation. Just about anything is fine so long as she's not a dick.

>> No.14498492

>>14498481
I'd like to catch her eye. Being hunted seems exotic to me, and I'd be flattered as fuck if some one cared enough to put that kinda effort into me. Find who I was, my routine, corner me and just kiss-rape me as she talks about how long she waited, all the thoughts about me she had, the shit she had to go through to find me. I just like a light yan.

>> No.14498495

>>14498481
Context? I dunno. Never thought about meeting her. Mostly fantasize about the "happily ever after" stuff.

>> No.14498496 [DELETED] 

>>14498481
Meeting a Chesire cat at an international karate championship.

She wouldn't know what the hell i am doing there and i wouldn't know what she was doing there so it's reasonably fine with me.

>> No.14498499 [DELETED] 

Rereading Berserk. We need a Caska Salamander.

>> No.14498501

>>14498499
>Wanting cuckska the retard
Na.

>> No.14498513 [DELETED] 

>>14498501
>the retard
Maybe you should go back to those earlier chapters when she was a fit as fuck tomboy.

>> No.14498520

>>14498513
What, the times before she got raped by the man she loved infront of the other man she loved? Yeah, nah, then she was just an annoying bitch.

>> No.14498522 [DELETED] 

>>14498520
Okay, what is it that makes you think people are not allowed to enjoy things you don't like? Why you gotta be like that, man?

>> No.14498523

>>14498520
I knew berserk was edgy

>> No.14498527

>>14498522
I just think she's shit, and on the scale of subjective to objective I think it leans closer to the objective side of things. I mean if you came here and told me you liked putting your cock in fire I'd tell much the same. you want stupid things.

>> No.14498529

>>14498527
>my opinion is objective, waa, waa, waa
I'm going to fuck off now.

>> No.14498535

>>14498529
>I'm going to fuck off now.
Feel free to return when you get some better taste.

>> No.14498558

>>14498527
>I just think she's shit, and on the scale of subjective to objective I think it leans closer to the objective
>I think it leans closer to the objective
Doing a great job of contradicting yourself in a single sentence there.

>> No.14498561

>>14498558
I can think that fire is hot too, you gonna try telling me that ain't objective, just because it's subjective to my opinion?

>> No.14498564

>>14498558
>>14498561
Please stop. This is not a place of hate.

>> No.14498568

>>14498561
False equivalence.

>> No.14498570

>>14498564
No, this land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind.

>> No.14498571

>>14497146
>little people

They prefer midgets, anon.

>> No.14498577

>>14498568
>nuh uh

>> No.14498578

>>14498577
>Fire is hot and will burn you
>I don't like this character

>> No.14498581

>>14498578
>Fire is hot and will burn you
>This character is shit and will burn you

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14498585

>>14498578
>>14498581
Please stop.

>> No.14498587

>>14497215
Kaely Cuoco makes another commercial for the ASPCA.

>> No.14498588

>>14498585
What does an apophis smell like?

>> No.14498594
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14498594

It's morning time, how does your favorite monster girl say goodbye to you before she leaves for work? Or vice versa, how do you say goodbye to your housewife monster girl before leaving for work?

>> No.14498595

We have any stories about rapeball yet?

>> No.14498601

>>14498595
Is the ball ever used?

>> No.14498604

>>14498601
Yours are.

>> No.14498613

>>14498594
I'd great her with pancakes in a naked apron, and ask her if she wants breakfast or me. She'd choose breakfast because she's hungry and has to head to work in a few minutes, but she'll still give me a goodbye kiss before heading out.

>> No.14498615

>>14497250
Troll. I may or may not have an incest fetish.

>> No.14498616

>>14498595
It would be cool if the ball turned into a girl made from pure darkmatter and you had a threeway with her and the other girl.

>> No.14498654

>>14498594
We say nothing to each other because she doesn't exist and never will.

>> No.14498657

>>14498654
Not with that attitude

>> No.14498679

>>14498657
But anon, nobody loves me.

I even tried filing for a mg maids application, and you know what happened? The guy doing them fucking dies.

>> No.14498694

>>14498679
Bum her, man.

>> No.14498705

>>14498694
Bum her? Bum WHO? I've go no one to bum.

And I cannot even imagine my own, because I am scatterbrained and lack the solidity of thought other people here posses.

I would consider riding off the back of a writefag's story but I am not interested in the women they are. That's just my taste.

It's odd, I both know and don't know what I like?

>> No.14498719

>>14498705
Bumher, man.

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>>14498564
>This is not a place of hate.

>> No.14498722

>>14498719
...Do you mean "Bummer, man"?

>> No.14498723

>>14498719
How do I go about the buming and who do I bum?

>> No.14498725

>>14498722
Yes.

>> No.14498741

>>14498725
Life is pain

>> No.14498742

>>14498249
>world building
I thought I was just throwing in tons of references as jokes to fill in space.

>> No.14498751

>wake up
>MonMusu pre-reg is over
Welp. Can we at least expect all the girls from their page (or at least the main 6) to be available from the start?

>> No.14498766

>>14498751
Sure seems to be the case. The mains girls faces are plastered all over the premium gacha screen at any rate. And anyway, you had like a month to pre-register. I'd mentioned it at least once a week in that time and at least three times this week too.

>> No.14498783

>>14498751
I read that as Monmusu preg and started thinking of monster girls.

>> No.14498788

>2015 will end in furry
kc y

>> No.14498789

>>14498783
*pregnant monster girls

>> No.14498790

>>14498788
If it makes you feel any better, the newest One Piece arc had tons of furries tortured and killed.

>> No.14498793

>>14498790
I don't read it.

>> No.14498797

>>14498793
Well then it doesn't help you.

>> No.14498815

>>14498790
>tortured
Wat
They are just fighting in a flashback. And if anything it shows them to be based since even toddler furry can stand on his own against full-blown adult pirate
Also they are ultra lewd and love to molest and lick humans

>> No.14498819

>>14498815
>Wat
Did you actually not read it? They were fucking crucified and tortured for information for a whole day. Two of them had limbs cut off.

>> No.14498825

>>14498819
New chapter is already out? Much sooner than usual

>> No.14498831

>>14498825
Yeah, and it's brutal. Also beautiful translations
>Come on Squirrel-chan!
>I just want to crucifix and chill!

>> No.14498832

Remember Anon.
Magic must defeat magic.

>> No.14498834

>>14498832
What if I just kick a wizard in the crotch?

>> No.14498837

>>14498834
Were you not listening?
Magic must defeat magic!

>> No.14498852

>>14497861
>Now it was time to listen for whatever angry father or boyfriend would be chasing Cecil away from their woman and then rescue him.
Looks like that little shit deserves to be broken by a Dragon.

>> No.14498855

>>14498852
He can't help it, he's a victim of circumstance.

>> No.14498861

>>14498832
Suppose I use science instead?

>> No.14498862

>>14498852
>Now it was time to listen for whatever angry father or boyfriend would be chasing Cecil away from their woman and then rescue him.
This is the kind of sentence you need to read one word at a time.

>> No.14498864

>>14498861
Scientists don't even believe in magic. what are they going to do?

>> No.14498865

>>14498861
Magic
Must
Defeat
Magic.

What is it that you do not get?

>> No.14498866

>>14498832
Music can defeat anything.

>> No.14498867

>>14498862
>one word at time
As opposed to what?

>> No.14498869

>>14498865
But sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic!

>>14498864
Obviously, they'll science the magic away.

>> No.14498871

>>14498866
Do you think this is a symphony?
Is that what you think this is?
Because magic must defeat magic!

>> No.14498874

>>14498869
How? Tell a ghost that they shouldn't exist?

>> No.14498876

>>14498869
Only a techinicality.
Still not magic!

>> No.14498879

>>14498874
No, instead they will thoroughly and carefully explain how it is impossible for a ghost to exist, such that the ghost realizes the impossibility of its own existence and will disappear in poof of logic.

>>14498876
That doesn't matter as long as no one else knows.

>> No.14498885

>>14498879
But the ghost is already existing. Why would it stop?

>> No.14498895

>>14498879
Oolon Colluphid go back to praising your babelfish-girls.

>> No.14498896

>>14498885
Because it realized that it cannot. Also because the universe realized that it fucked up and got called out on it.

It's no different than calling out someone for cheating in a sports match, they can keep getting away with it as long as no one call them out on it. But the minute they get called on it the referees intervene.

>> No.14498906

>>14498896
That's just dumb. what if the ghost were to provide evidence of her existence?

>> No.14498909 [DELETED] 

>>14498461
Hug the cow.
>>14498394
Caress the cow.
>>14498413
FUCK THE COW.

>> No.14498914

>>14498895
>no bablefish-girl waifu to put in ear
suffering

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>>14498909
Get swole with the cow!

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>>14498788
At least, we got the beautiful and cute Queen of Hearts.

>> No.14498920

>>14498906
Then you thoroughly refute it, and once again prove that she cannot exist.

>> No.14498923

>>14498919
Isn't that still unconfirmed?

>> No.14498925

>>14498919
lilims have white wings and tail.
That's just a fancy alice

>> No.14498931 [DELETED] 

>>14498919
I can smell the CUNT from here.

>> No.14498932

>>14498914
The ultimate ASMR monstergirl. She can stimulate your ears in EVERY language.

>> No.14498933

>>14498931
Miggs go fap.

>> No.14498936

>>14498920
But she's a sentient being able to affect the world. She's real.

>> No.14498937

>>14498915
Only things that are going to be swollen is her belly with my children and her breasts with milk.

>> No.14498941

>>14498936
Or a very convincing illusion.

>> No.14498945
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14498945

>>14498852
>>14498862
You wouldn't happen to have anything else to say, would you?

>> No.14498946

>>14498941
Or maybe ghosts are real and you're just ma for being wrong.

>> No.14498947 [DELETED] 

>>14498933
No, I'm saying she has an air of cuntishness. Her face screams punch me.

I've fapped twice since waking up.

>> No.14498950

>>14498946
I know the truth is hard, but ghosts doesn't real.

>> No.14498957 [DELETED] 

>>14498915
>you will never spank her ham, and call her your heavenly steak before kissing her nose

>> No.14498958

>>14498923
>>14498925
Anon, she's on a damn throne with a wonderland background, she has a crown, a pose similar to the lilim's profile and seems lewd unlike the pure alice .
It's obviously the queen of hearts.

Let's not forget that it is written in the Queen of Hearts's profile that she is both a Lilim and an Alice.
She just has more Alice physical traits than Lilim's.

>> No.14498959

>>14498950
How do you know that? Maybe they are real but want you to think ghosts aren't real. Maybe all the unknown matter in the universe is ghost, and that's where we go when we die.

>> No.14498965
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14498965

>>14498945
Overall, I did enjoy your story so far.
Though I wonder, whatever became of the Phoenix that Ludwig made love to? Him fucking around with other girls over the course of centuries seems to be out of character for him.

>> No.14498976

>>14498965
When a Phoenix dies and is reborn, it's a new Phoenix.
And it's not out of character at all, Ludwig sleeps around.

>> No.14498981 [DELETED] 

>>14498976
>manslut MC
I may just have to read this.

>> No.14498982

>>14498981
If anyone is a manslut, it's the squire. He fucks three Holsts, a Troll, a Kiki and probably did lewds with the Dragon too.
And there's always the chance the Cockatrice mounted him while he was asleep.

>> No.14498984 [DELETED] 

>>14498919
>queen of hearts is an alice
>batshit insane reality warper
>those stockings and heels
My Dick is saying yes but my mind is screaming for me to run

>> No.14498992 [DELETED] 

Anonymoose was the writefag with the 80+ chapter story right? The one with the MC called Laven or Victor. Is he still active?

>> No.14498993

>>14498958
All I know is that Queen of Hearts or not, she's probably the only Alice I want to fuck.

>> No.14498996

>>14498945
I don't know. I skimmed through it and got confused. So I reread it, and was still confused. Then I took it apart one phrase at a time and found the meaning. I'm a fast reader, so long, jaunty sentences tend to throw me off. My best guess is that I mistook "him" to mean the first subject in the sentence (angry boyfriend/father). It's a pretty weak guess, I know, but it's all I have.

>> No.14498999 [DELETED] 

>>14498993
>not fucking all the alices
That's favoritism nigga.

>> No.14499000

>>14498996
That's the only comment you have about the entire story?
Guess it must be pretty awful. I'll go fix that line.

>> No.14499004

>>14498984
The sheer fact that she resides in Wonderland is a huge red flag and would cause my mind (or what's left of it) to enact an executive order to haul ass.
That place is poisonous, I tell you.

>> No.14499006

>>14498996
>>14499000
There, now it says "rescue the boy" instead.

>> No.14499007

>>14498984
To be honest, that's probably one of the only lolis I wouldn't mind to fuck.
She's hot, I am sure she's a good dominatrix too.

>>14498993
Good taste.

>> No.14499010

>>14498993
She actually looks a lot like the profile alice, just with updated artwork and possibly post wonderland quest. She has the same hair, same eye color same ears the horns look the same apart from color and.The only big differences are clothing and her smugness.

>> No.14499011

>>14498999
The moment they start looking as sexy as >>14498919 then I will.

>> No.14499013 [DELETED] 

If you could have a harem of one type of monstergirl, which would it be and how many?

Greedy bastard mode: You can have different species of girls, so long as they're part of the same family i.e. holst and weresheep (Beastman)

>> No.14499015

>>14499010
Smugness goes a long way, anon.

>> No.14499018

>>14499013
Just my waifu.

>> No.14499021 [DELETED] 

>>14499013
I would choose a whole army of Kiki maids to take care of all of my needs.

>> No.14499023 [DELETED] 

>>14499018
>if you could have a harem
>naw I just want my waifu
Are you retarded?

>> No.14499025

>>14499010
But she has a crown and sits on a crown, it implies that she's the QoH and not just a normal Alice.

With that and the cheshire doujin, I forgive KC now for the Cu sith.

>> No.14499027

>>14499023
A harem of just his waifu. He's either going to clone her, use a doppelganger potion, or pull her out of multiple timelines.

>> No.14499028

>>14499025
>and sits on a crown

That must hurt. Those things are pointy.

>> No.14499029 [DELETED] 

>>14499021
For some reason I think you won't so much as walk again.

>> No.14499033 [DELETED] 

>>14499028
Have you seen Queen Elizabeth's?

>> No.14499034 [DELETED] 

>>14499029
It would be funny to learn how to slip past their security detail just to see a horde of kiki maids looking for you through the whole city.

>> No.14499035
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>>14499013
Eight Hellhounds of various shapes and sizes.

>> No.14499036

>>14498919
>>14498958
Not the Queen of Hearts

>> No.14499037 [DELETED] 

>>14498982
Damn.

>> No.14499038

>>14499025
It might be that she is the QoH, but the lilim profile says they all have white hair and red eyes. Of course the QoH is special even amongst lilims so it might be that's her and she is an exception from the usual colors.
I still don't think it's her and that's just an alice who's smug about going through wonderland and now remembering everything she's done.

>> No.14499039

>>14499033
Yeah. Not that pointy, but it's still got that square-shaped protrusion in the middle.
It'd be like sitting on a bike without the saddle.

>> No.14499040

>>14499013
3 Chubby kitsune.
One whose top heavy with gold tails
One whose bottom heavy with black tails
One who is center heavy with red tails

>> No.14499041

>>14499027
Now there's an idea. I could have one for a timeline in the future where's she's a space pilot an a cyborg, one where she became evil and conquered most of the world, but was unable to ave me from an assassin. one where she was fused with another monstergirl, one where she's more buff and amazonian, an one "normall" one.

>> No.14499042

>>14499013
3-5 Kitsune, each with a different colour, personality, or body type.

>> No.14499044

>>14499037
Wait for chapter 2, and the watery tarts found at sea.

>> No.14499046 [DELETED] 

>>14499035
>the mother's face, like, I ain't dealing with that bullshit
Wonder what face she'd make when her husband is balls deep in his daughterus.

>> No.14499048

>>14499013
All I really want is a waifu and 1-2 daughterus. That's all.

>> No.14499050 [DELETED] 

>>14499048
>Wanting to have a happy family
It's almost like you are into vanilla, anon.

You can't deceive us, show us your true lewd desires.

>> No.14499052

>>14499013
5-8 Slimes of varying colors. They would combine to make the comfiest and trippiest-looking baths ever.
Yes, I know the Queen Slime already does something like that, but I'm not too keen on the hivemind thing it has going on.

>> No.14499053

>>14499048
And no daughter dickings, right?

>> No.14499058 [DELETED] 

>>14499034
Not really what I wad going for but sounds fun. Playing hide and seek with a maid army with the city as a hunting ground. Neat. When they catch you they surf you back to the house and wash you, preparing a feast for the marathonic fuck you got coming for making them worry.

I'm jealous.

What do you think happens if you make it back to the house without being caught?

>> No.14499060 [DELETED] 

>>14499044
Will there be merrow lewdness? Or sea bishops? Maybe sea slime will finally get some love.

>> No.14499061

>>14499060
I'm open to ideas, but there's definitely going to be some grabby crabby in it.

>> No.14499064

>>14499061
Sea girls don't much love. Some Zipangu girls are also ignored to a lesser degree.

>> No.14499065

>>14499013
Going full greedy bastard mode for canine-girls.
One anubis, two tall hellhounds (one soft and one fit), a loli kitsune (with tails bigger than she is tall), and a shortstack kobold.

>> No.14499066 [DELETED] 

>>14499053
Always dick the daughterus.

>> No.14499067 [DELETED] 

>>14499058
Since there is an entire army of maids at your service there are probably on or two in the house awaiting orders or something like that, would probably get caught anyways.

If not then i would entrench myself and put a banner outside that read "all your base are belong to us" and have fun seeing how they try to get into the house.

>> No.14499074 [DELETED] 

>>14499065
This guy gets it.

>> No.14499075

>>14499064
I can't give love to all of them. This is a story about a fearsome Oomukade after all.

>> No.14499078

>>14499075
Yeah I know. But it would be nice to see a throw away reference to the girls that don't get anything.

>> No.14499081

>>14499028
You see what I mean anon, don't bully me.

>>14499036
Why?

>>14499038
It's true that she doen't have red eyes like the Lilims and the DL for some reasons, maybe she got mutated like Matango and Harpies for example.
We'll see but I don't really see why she would be on a throne and why she would wear a crown if that's not supposed to be her.

>>14499066
You're a monster.

>> No.14499082

>>14499013
Shirohebi, jinko, lioness, or maybe a wolf type. The latter three are used to being in harems anyway.

>> No.14499084
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14499084

Are you coming to the HPK Steppes or not anon?!

Don't have all day!

>> No.14499085

>>14499078
Like who?

>> No.14499086

>>14499081
It's not really a distinctive throne or crown, just a fancy chair and some silver headwear.

>> No.14499088

>>14499046
She'd probably join in, pushing her daughteru down onto the husband's dick and coaching her though it fast so she can get her turn. Hellhounds are selfish by nature after all.

>> No.14499090

>>14497861
>http://pastebin.com/4aGm9tya
I'm diggin it.

>> No.14499091

>>14499084
No.
Ninja pussy is better.

>> No.14499092

>>14499050
I'm not nearly as vanilla as you think anon, I just want a happy family.

>>14499053
All of the daughteru dickings. Every single one.

>> No.14499093 [DELETED] 

>>14499081
>you're a monster
Yes, and? By monster standards I am the best kind of father, so suck it. Or don't, I have my daughterus for that.
I bet you're one if the faggots who complains about having to Dick Silvye.

>> No.14499094

>>14499085
When was the last time someone brought up a Kappa or a Chochin-Obake? But don't go out of the way to add in things or you might lose focus.

>> No.14499095

>>14498958
Only just noticed the heart motif on her shoes as well. I was staring at them fantasising about her stepping on me.

>> No.14499096 [DELETED] 

>>14499088
My obsidian sibling.

>> No.14499097

>>14499084
Nope, still hiding innamountains.

>> No.14499100

>>14499094
I can do Kappa.

>> No.14499101

>>14498976
>>14498982
I feel that there may be just a bit too much fucking in this story.

>> No.14499103

>>14499101
There is no such thing as too much smut.

>> No.14499104

>>14499084
Nah. Too cold out.

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>>14499101

>> No.14499107

>>14499101
>>14499103
It's mostly off-screen anyway.

>> No.14499109 [DELETED] 

>>14499101
Found the gay guy that failed to even alp.

>> No.14499111

>>14499084
What's the hkp steppe?

>> No.14499113 [DELETED] 

>>14499111
Filename

>> No.14499115 [DELETED] 

>>14499084
>that latex armor stocking thing
Lose the horse half and you got a husband.

>> No.14499117

>>14499084
>>14499113
I see.
But what can the HPK do for me?

>> No.14499118

>>14499013
Holstaurs. All of them.

>> No.14499119 [DELETED] 

>>14499082
You get nothing and have to go back to school.

>> No.14499120 [DELETED] 

What about the Mofu Empire?

>> No.14499121

>>14499088
Oh my.
>Hellhound kid on the left is doing lotus sex, mouth agape and drooling
>Mother is stroking her head, whispering into her ear to comfort and bring her even closer to orgasm
>The mother has her other paw between the other daughter's legs, using hellfire magic as she fingers her to get her even hotter and wetter while Daddy finishes round one

>> No.14499122 [DELETED] 

>>14499095
Naturally you want her to step on your dick?
>heels
This will end badly for you.

>> No.14499123
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>>14499093
>I bet you're one if the faggots who complains about having to Dick Silvye.
Not at all.
I'm just scared that you can be like these dark elfs. They are more incest sluts than other monsters.

>>14499094
>tfw no one cares about Karakasa-Obake

>>14499095
Didn't notice. I want her to dominate me with her sexy feets.

>> No.14499124

>>14499120
I took a trip there once. Molested three little foxes. Now they won't stop following me.

>> No.14499125 [DELETED] 

>>14499118
You can't have all the hosts. That's how you get assassinated, and not by a kunoichi either.

>> No.14499127

>>14499122
I'm sure that she'll be gentle.
She seems to be a nice girl.

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>>14499117
Healing and Protection.

Also a bustling economy.

>> No.14499133

>>14499120
Only 10% of the Mofu Empire actually exists in the world.
The actual kingdom itself is located inside the Mofuverse, away from prying eyes.

>> No.14499135

>>14499125
I shall ascend into milky godhood and impregnate all the Holstaurs!

>> No.14499140 [DELETED] 

>>14499132
>Bustling economy
Where are all the viking waifus for raid and plunder?

>> No.14499142

>>14499135
Not if I stop you!

>> No.14499143 [DELETED] 

>>14499135
Huh, okay bro, I' m just saying, that's how we got Alpollo.

>> No.14499144

>>14499119
Will I find mg buddies in that school?

>> No.14499145

>>14499013
You know what? I'm going greedy bastard mode.
>Hellhound
>Chehsire Cat
>Kakuen
>Raiju
>Holstaur
>Minotaur
>Anubis
>Werebat
>Weresheep
>Werecat
>Werewolf
>Sphinx
>Yeti
>Youko
>Nekomata
>Kikimora

I'll make them all my wives and form a happy family with them, complete with cute daughterus who end up hooking up with their childhood friends.
Imagine how comfy that cuddlepile would be.

>> No.14499148

>>14499093
KC says you aren't

>inb4 nobody cares about KC
Just saying.

>> No.14499149

>>14499142
There's nothing you can do, its already started! The next generation of Holstaurs shall be my spawn!
>>14499143
I do not recognize that gaywad as a deity.

>> No.14499150

>>14499132
Man I just want some friends, I don't need healing or protection.

>> No.14499151 [DELETED] 

>>14499127
No way, you don't care about your dick enough.

>> No.14499154

>>14499149
But I am going to impregnate your daughters!

>> No.14499155
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14499155

Older monstergirl sisters of the yandere variety.

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>>14499140
Not in HPK you'd need to try one of the smaller weaker nations.

>>14499150
They can do that too.

>> No.14499157 [DELETED] 

>>14499148
>w
Yeah, I'm sure he put in the incest fetish to later call the fans of it shit.

This fucking guy...

>> No.14499162 [DELETED] 

>>14499144
All you'll get are Beelzebubs that treat you like a walking snack.

>> No.14499164 [DELETED] 

>>14499156
Vikings don't give a fuck, anon.

>> No.14499165 [DELETED] 

>>14499155
>camilla
>no legs
It's Merse all over again!

>> No.14499166

>>14499155
Now i kinda want to see her as a wyvern.
>tfw no Alice Elise to say "EVEN BETTER".

>> No.14499169

>>14499156
>They can do that too
That sounds nice.
Is there like, a HPK dating program that isn't called a dating program and that nobody knows of but fufils the purpose of a dating program?

Because I am a spaghetti wizzars and I need some help with my romance.
Or just somebody I get along with perfectly who "by chance" meets me during the two hours a week I leave my house

>> No.14499170

>>14499162
Fuck my life.

>> No.14499172

>>14499155
>Big sister is now Big Lamia sister!
>EVEN BETTER

>> No.14499174

>>14499154
That is fine with me so long as you are a worthy man, but all of this current generation of Holstaurs shall be mine!

>> No.14499176

>>14499155
This guy knows where it's at.
Excellent taste.

>> No.14499177 [DELETED] 

>>14499170
You'll be able to get better girls when you finish school, till then, enjoy this hell you brought upon yourself.

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>>14499169
...Yes...I think?

>>14499164
Mounted Heavy Cavalry doesn't give a fuck about Vikings either.

>> No.14499179

>>14499155
But she loves Kamui, not you anon.

>> No.14499182 [DELETED] 

>>14499174
>a worthy man
Really bought his own press this one.
>You'll never turn down a monstergirl because you hate her father
Boy what fun that'd be.

>> No.14499183

>>14499177
CRAWWLING IN MY SKIIN

>>14499178
Describe to me how I find happiness in the HPK.

Or give us some choices.

>> No.14499193

>>14499157
It's on one of the Q&A. He literally catter to everyone but NTRfags,

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>>14499179
>implying I don't ship Corrin and Camilla

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>>14499196
She said so herself, anon.
Fuck, whoever this was called it.

>> No.14499205 [DELETED] 

>>14499193
I know, you idiot. And he was clearly joking (w) but of course you'll say he meant it because you just want to get reactions out of people.

>> No.14499206

>>14499203
At least this means more femKamui/Corrin porn.

>> No.14499207 [DELETED] 

>>14499179
But you are Kamui.

>> No.14499208

>>14499155
>>14499196
>>14499203
>You will never have an onee-san that loves you as much as Camilla.
Why does the world have to be so unfair?

>> No.14499212

>>14499155
I want to betray a faction for that Camilla cloaca.

>> No.14499217 [DELETED] 

>>14499208
>If you have any enemies, Oneesan will kill them for you
HNNNNNNGH

>> No.14499227

>>14499207
No I don't have this guy's personality and I'm not naive.
If I was him, I would also slap Azura/Aqua for her plans and I am going to make Conquest's story much better by creating a true revolution in Nohr.

Are we /feg/ now ?

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14499231

Have a monkey butt

>> No.14499235

>>14499231
hyphen pls continue

>> No.14499237 [DELETED] 

>>14499231
I want to touch that monkey butt.

>> No.14499239

>>14499235
He caught the plague, his funeral is sometime next month. Check back later for more info.

>> No.14499242

>>14499231
can you attempt glacies

>> No.14499243 [DELETED] 

>>14499227
I don't know, the new mods seem pretty trigger happy with off topic stuff

>> No.14499244

>>14499231
That's a fine looking monkey.

>> No.14499254 [DELETED] 

>>14499231
Defeating the smug squad when?

>> No.14499256

>>14499235
>>14499239
Just give me some time to reincarnate and it'll all be good

>>14499242
Never heard of her before, she's cute so maybe

>> No.14499258

>>14499231
I want to touch that monkey.

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>> No.14499268

>>14499264
[x]Poke belly button

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

>> No.14499273

>>14499256
>Just give me some time to reincarnate and it'll all be good
Hope you don't get caught by a Will-o-Wisp before then. Unless you want ghost blowjobs that is.

>> No.14499274

>>14499264
*kisses and licks her feets*
What could possibly go wrong ?

>> No.14499276

>>14499264
>>14499268
Violate belly button with tongue.
Stick finger in butt.

>> No.14499279

>>14499274
>*action*
I hope a Cait Sith takes you away to the cat kingdom.

>> No.14499281

>>14499029
The other way around. Kiki's want you to be succesfull. You are going to have an army of maids who will try and help you become a CEO of some company

which might or might not be called "Maid Fucking"

>> No.14499284

>>14499264
Would standing up and hugging her be a bad idea? Given the scale that would put my head firmly between her tits, and I doubt she'd be happy about that.

>> No.14499285

>>14499254
They've already been defeated.

>> No.14499287

>>14499279
Fuck you.

>> No.14499289

>>14499285
I think he wants the aftermath of that to be drawn.
Speaking of the Smug Squad, I wouldn't mind post sex cuddles with them. Imagine how comfy that would be.

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>>14499231
I'm sure nobody noticed the bent foot, right? *sweats

>> No.14499298

These threads keep me coming back to /jp/

>> No.14499299 [DELETED] 

>>14499296
>*action*
Die a lonely, painful death.

>> No.14499302

>>14499289
>Surrounded by the smug squad's sweaty, naked and exhausted bodies
>Two hold onto your arms
>One uses your leg like a daki
>The other lays on top of you and grins lovingly as she looks into your eyes
>Before it felt as if their grins were mocking you but now they have an aura of happiness and satisfaction about them
>After some time spent appreciating the moment you drift to sleep surrounded by those smiling beauties
It's thoughts like this that help me sleep at night.
>>14499296
Foot? What foot? I'm afraid my focus was elsewhere.

>> No.14499303

>>14499299
;_;

>> No.14499309

>>14499264
Th-That's a big Anubis

>> No.14499313

>>14499296
I'm sure people were more focused on her 'assets' than her feet.
Looks great either way.

>> No.14499318

>>14499309
Are you sure it's not just a manlet?

>> No.14499319 [DELETED] 

>>14499309
Anon calm down. Don't make any sudden discisions.

>> No.14499320

>>14499274
using * un-ironically
Go fucking die man.

>> No.14499321 [DELETED] 

>>14499302
Does anyone has that greentext about the guy going full revenge on the smug squad and ultimately ending up with a smug harem?

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>>14499321
I got you senpai.

>> No.14499329

>>14498481
I'm not so sure really. I mean I want my waifu to be cute, but also dominant. So maybe have her seduce me, drag me to her place and force ably have her way with me

Though I personally prefer Baphomet's, Lamia's, Arachne's, and Salamander's would make great waifus

>> No.14499332

>>14499318
In this case, being a manlet doesn't seem so bad

>> No.14499342

>>14499332
There's nothing wrong with you being shorter than your MG waifu.

There is also nothing wrong with the opposite either.

>> No.14499344

>>14499342
Yeah but the domination aspect is what makes monster girls for me. Being the husband and servant of a larger and vastly more stronger monster girls is what everyone dreams of in here right?

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>>14498481
Perhaps saving me from being lost in the desert, or dungeon crawling.
One of the two.

>> No.14499349

>>14499344
Well what if you were dominated by a short monstergirl who mocks you for being so weak you can't even overpower someone smaller than you?

>> No.14499352

>>14499344
Yes. Some are just in denial.

>> No.14499354

>>14499344
Anon.

>> No.14499357

>>14499349
I'd be okay with that to. Baphomet's are god tier

>>14499352
They'll learn one day. Every day our numbers grow anon, every day

>> No.14499366

>>14499264
Fucking kissass.

>> No.14499372

>>14499349
Don't know about the other guy but she'd be getting head pats immediately

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>> No.14499377

>>14499372
>always calls you pathetic and weak every single day and night
>Still give her smiles and head pats, which she secretly loves

>> No.14499380

>>14499375
Never seen the tree as a present before.

>> No.14499381

>>14499375
That's a cute christmas tree

>> No.14499387

>>14499375
Remeber, Dryads are for life, not just for Christmas.

>> No.14499388

>>14499375
I'd put a present in that Dryads womb.

>> No.14499390

>>14499372
No anon you will make her smug!

>> No.14499392

>>14499390
That's the plan. Encourage her to be more dominant toward you

>> No.14499396

>>14499302
And in the morning, you get to wake up to those wonderful smiles.
Except one of them might be working on your morning wood instead.

>>14499377
Oh man, imagine a shortstack Anubis who bosses you around.
When you headpat her she chastises you for acting that way with her, but her tail goes into a frenzy.

>> No.14499397

>>14499349
If she kept calling me pathetic and weak, even though she's something as OP as a Baphomet, that would just murder my ego.

It's not that I don't want them to be dominant, I just want some sort of respect.

>> No.14499399

>>14499397
You're pathetic and weak, but you're her pathetic weaking and if she has any say then she's going to make you a man worthy of respect.
Now drop and give her 20 anon!
Would you a shortstack Minotaur?

>> No.14499400

>>14499392
You don't know what you are doing!
>>14499397
It's okay, if you look really sad she'll say she's sorry and cuddle you.

>> No.14499404

>>14499231
Year of the monkey butt approaches.

God help us all.

>> No.14499410

>>14499399
Yes. The mini Minotaur is my favourite Terraria companion anyway. Having a short Mino with massive tits following me would be even better.

>> No.14499411

>>14499375
I want to help decorate her!

>> No.14499412

>>14499399
You know what, I probably would.
She would probably help me get into shape.

>>14499400
Being constructive about the whole thing is more important than being sorry.
If I'm so pathetic and weak, then help me fix it, dammit.

>> No.14499417

>>14499396
A shortstack anubis would be great for dickthrone duty. Small, portable, and a soft butt.
You could even turn the tables by standing up and using her like an onahole.

>> No.14499419

>>14499377
She's getting ear scritches too.

>>14499390
Then I keep going
I can head pat forever.
She can't stay smug forever

>> No.14499422

>>14499410
>>14499412
She'd probably even sit on your back while you do push ups. When you're strong enough, that is.
I hope you're ready for her deep tissue massages to help you with your sore muscles.

>> No.14499429

>>14499419
>She can't stay smug forever
>Quote from a man with the smuggest Monster Girl ever

>> No.14499430

>>14499399
>Would you a shortstack Minotaur?
Does she also have anger issues?

>> No.14499432

a few more Q&A translations:

/answers/126490575701
>So if an Ant Arachne that slipped into a Giant Ant nest gets her cover blown, what kind of actions against her will occur?

They actually don't really care. But even if [Oh so is that! Well that's fine!] is also the case, there might be some individuals that [get to work!] would want to do something like turn her into some sort of maid.
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/answers/126107461205
>Did Elves fight against Dark Elves even before they were turned into Monstergirls? Also while Elves look down on humans, what kind of feelings do humans hold in regard to Elves?

They don't fight. They sure a re a bunch of sluts-, is what they might think, but they still regard them as fellow Elven comrades. The feelings humans hold towards Elves depend on the country and location. While there are places were they think [they are sacred inviolable beings], other think [They aren't monsters, but I can't stand those intolerable guys! They're moody and I don't want to have to deal with them] or were they also look down on them in the same way [forest dwelling savages]... So they basically don't actively reject them.
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>>14499410
Monster Girls that can fit into your pocket! What will they think of next?

>> No.14499434

>>14499432
Lol, even KC thinks Elves a shit.

>> No.14499435

>>14499417
>You could even turn the tables by standing up and using her like an onahole.
I'm just imagining what that would be like.
>"Anon? What are you doi- Eep!"
>"No, I'm supposed to be in control!"
>"I-I'm going to lose my mind! It's too deep!"
>"...Why are you stopping? I didn't say to stop."
Shit, she's too cute.

>> No.14499437

>>14499429
Eh, it'll be fine.
I can always just pick her up

>> No.14499438

>>14499432

/answers/125867237973
>Did Elves hate Dark Elves even since before they were turned into Monstergirls?

While I think that there was some hate in the form of [those relatives are way too irresponsible!] [That's why~ the clan is...], but they basically still saw them as fellow Elven comrades. Aslo they don't hate them after monsterisation.
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I'm not sure if that last sentence is in regard for all Elves or just that monsterised Elves lose all resentments against Dark Elves

>> No.14499443

>>14499430
No, but she wants to help you get /fit/ so she can ride your dick without holding back.
Also, she's a little proud of how big her breasts are.

>> No.14499446

>>14499432
>would want to do something like turn her into some sort of maid.
>Ant Arachne maid
Drawfags get on this.

>> No.14499448

>>14499432
>there might be some individuals that [get to work!] would want to do something like turn her into some sort of maid.
Ant Arachne in a maid uniform? He can't just say this and not draw it, KC please.

>> No.14499456

>>14499443
Then no.

>> No.14499459

>>14499435
I want to dress her up in a maid uniform

>> No.14499461

>>14499430
If she ever gets too much to handle, you can lift her up by her horns while she thrashes about in mino-rage. Then you can put her down when she's calm.

>> No.14499462

>>14499443
>spoiler

I like that in a woman.

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>>14499459
It's too cold for Anubis' right now, they have to wear winter clothing.

>> No.14499475

>>14499471
The tips of her ears must be frozen, poor girl.

>> No.14499482

>>14499475
She's better off than the Reptilian MGs, and the ones who have to hibernate.

>> No.14499487

>>14499435
That's how it goes. From seated sex to standing, holding and thrusting into her like an onahole. Then, when you're about to cum, spin her around until she's facing you, hug her into your chest, and penetrate her as deeply as possible, so you can fill up her womb as completely as possible.
After that, drape her down onto a bed and spoon, or lie down with her still on your chest.

>> No.14499490

>>14499482
Are you kidding? Reptile girls are probably the comfiest girls ever when it comes to winter. Seemingly endless days of just cuddling with reptilian MGs who wear sweaters and thick woolen tail-cosys under piles of pillows and blankets.

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How about savage/wild girls? Ones who can only communicate in sounds you can't understand. The only thing you know is that she wants lewd things from you and the rest has to be worked out with body language.

>> No.14499495

>>14499487
I'd rather do standing in front of a mirror so she watch herself get it.

>> No.14499498

>>14499482
You just set them up with a room full of heat lamps, and they can lie around all day.

>> No.14499499

>>14499482
Not to mention the poor plant MGs, stuck outside in the freezing weather.
Imagine having to put an alraune in a humongous pot and haul her inside to save her from the cold.

>> No.14499500

>>14499040
Sounds an awful lot like the kitsunes you encounter in CoC
Especially if you're being tounge-in-cheek about the redhead's center "heaviness"

>> No.14499504

>>14499492
I wouldn't mind the challenge, though I'm already imagining the complications involved.

>with my luck, I get a wookie waifu
>can't understand shit, but rivals the yeti in being a cuddlebug

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>>14499040
Bottom heavy black tails sounds nice.

>> No.14499506

>>14499500
>Sounds an awful lot like the kitsunes you encounter in CoC

That was some good shit.

>> No.14499511

>>14499499

Of course once it's all said and done she'd be more than eager to repay you for helping her

>> No.14499514

>>14499500
No.
Red's getting the designated Buddha belly

>>14499505
Fat fox fanny is fantastic

>> No.14499518

>>14499487
I'm imagining the noises she'd make.
It's glorious.
Imagine after you cum inside her, she grabs your shoulders, looks at you with the most intense lust in her eyes and says "I want more."
Would you fuck her for the next few hours?

>> No.14499519

>>14499504
Wookie girls would basically be super tall and buff Yetis with brown fur, god help you if you wander into a Wookie village. The cuddle pile would never end.

>> No.14499520

>>14499375
Get out of here Maokai.

>> No.14499534

>>14499505
>3 tailed Kitsune
>Small breasts
>Really wide hips and a great big ass with thick thighs to boot
>Self conscious about it because all of her sisters have bigger chests and more tails, and always tease her that her ass stole all the growth the rest of her should have gotten
I'll make her love her butt just as much as I do.

>> No.14499546

>>14499534
Not even holst milk would help her.
It would just head south

>> No.14499550

>>14499344
>>14499352
>>14499357
You femdomfags can do whatever you like but don't push your bizzare interest on me.

>> No.14499557

>>14499546
Not that that would stop her from trying.

>> No.14499564

>>14499557
You'd need to stop her Anon.
Too much and she'll forever be stuck with a skirt, her rear, thighs, and hips to big for any mortal pants

>> No.14499569

>>14499344
>is what everyone dreams of in here
Nope, try again.

>> No.14499575

>>14499495
You could always carry her to a mirror while she's stuffed full of you, then let her watch, legs dangling, as she's fucked beyond sense.

>>14499518
24 hours more minimum. Who cares if we've both got work. I can call in sick while doggystyling her into a pillow, and she can do the same while I slip my fingers around her sensitive little bud and play with it mercilessly.
Even after every climax, I'll keep pleasuring her without relent. Using toys. Eating her out. Fingering her. All until I'm ready to go again.
And I'll keep going, until the final orgasm she can take, when she quite literally faints from pleasure and stimulation. I'd probably follow behind soon after.

>> No.14499583

>>14499575
Yep, and she could only watch when I filled her with seed.

Keep that up and she may get an exhibition fetish

>> No.14499585

>>14499575
If your waifu called in vacation days for both of you for the next few days and then downed a potent endurance potion and handed you one, would you drink it?
Please note that this means you'll be fucking for the next few days in every position you two can think of with short breaks for meals and the bathroom.

>> No.14499587

>>14499585
>Implying I won't be boning her on the desk as she holds a conference with someone

>> No.14499602

>>14499505
FAT BOTTOM GIRLS YOU MAKE THIS ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND

>> No.14499621

>>14499602
>"I-It's not that big..."

>> No.14499627

>>14499621
If it's not that big you should be able to fit into these tight jeans.

>> No.14499628

>>14499621
>implying she doesn't take up a seat and a half on the bus

>> No.14499629

>>14499621
no, its not that big its perfect

>> No.14499631
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Fat
Wolf
Bottoms

>> No.14499638

>>14499631
Could be fatter

>> No.14499641

>>14499631
Slide it inside
Go for a ride

EX PLOOOOO SION

>> No.14499643

>>14499438
one more with some magical theory

/answers/124736160085
>So a monsters [energy] is named from [spirit energy], which is something men posses plenty of, yet the spirit energy recovering of women is inferior to that of men, so in other words does that mean that magicians in the MGE world are predominately men? With Mimiru being an exception (cheater)?

Women excel at the art of manipulating energy that exist in their surroundings instead, so it doesn't change much overall! This characteristic is also related to women being [easy to become affected from demonic energy] w
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yet another question with strange grammar in the first part

>> No.14499647

>>14499638
>Monster Girl, proud of how large her lower body is.
>Heads turn like windmills whenever she walks down a street.
>Smug as fuck.
>Approaches a guy she likes the look of.
>Asks him what he thinks of her fat, jiggling ass.
>"Eh, I've seen bigger."
>He walks away.
>Monster Girl is devasted.

>> No.14499648 [DELETED] 

>>14499328
Thank you, anon-san.

>> No.14499650

>>14499647
Yep.
That would be my response

I'd need to see something special to consider her

>> No.14499658

>>14499583
I can see it being a weird variant of an exhibition fetish, where she loves to see herself having sex.
Imagine both of you drinking a doppelganger potion. Then, instead of a mirror, your clone fucks her clone while you fuck her, and she's holding hands/paws with herself just to keep stable. It's essentially a completely symmetrical sex-bridge.

>>14499585
I'd drink it. I'd mix it in with humpty egg slime, too, just so I have enough semen to last for literal days of nonstop sex.
I wonder how much of a swimming pool you could fill up with that much semen. Either way, I think it'd require changing the bedsheets. And the mattress. And the carpet.

>> No.14499659 [DELETED] 

Reverse trap Dhampir dressing like a boy so she can learn what you like.

>> No.14499662

>>14499638
I'm sure places like deviantart can accommodate.

>> No.14499663

>>14499659
I like her vampire sister.

>> No.14499664

>>14499659
Trap Anon dressing like a girl so he can learn what the Dhampir likes

>> No.14499668 [DELETED] 

>>14499664
That anon is getting hardcore bullied.

>> No.14499670
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>>14499631
Momiji is so perfect. I'd do things to her that'd make sex look like church.

Actually, I'd do that to most any wolfgirl. They're pretty much all perfect.

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>>14499659
>That shocking twist when the Human Fencer in your party reveals herself to be a Dhampir.

>> No.14499674
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>>14499631
>>14499638
I think it is perfectly fat as is.

>> No.14499676

>>14499658
Don't forget having herself pressed chest to chest with a cling as they get drilled


>>14499662
Probably

>> No.14499677

>>14499671
>having a fencer in your party
I think not.

>> No.14499683
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>>14499670
Momiji is a /k/ommando which I quite like

>> No.14499684 [DELETED] 

>>14499671
I'm fine with a Dhampir party member.

>> No.14499688

>>14499674
Man, I wish giantesses would stop coming down from the mountains to masturbate over our town, it takes forever to clean up the mess...

>> No.14499689
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>>14499670
>>14499683

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>>14499688
Let her do it once a month or so, she's trying to get intimate with her boyfriend

>> No.14499697

>>14499689
Lovely trigger discipline.

>>14499693
Being able to walk outside and have a giant fluffy tail to lose yourself in must be heavenly.

>> No.14499700

>>14499344
No.

>> No.14499709 [DELETED] 

>>14499674
>>14499693
>>>/d/

>> No.14499710

>>14499643
anyway, updated the paste since I got 25 'new' answers together:
http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

new from lines 239, 664 and 814

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>>14499697
Indeed.

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>>14499709
Fuck off triggerfag.

>> No.14499716

>>14499674
I think I kind of want to shower under that.

>> No.14499718 [DELETED] 

>>14499715
Fuck off to where you belong Giantessfag.

>> No.14499719

>>14499715
He's right though.

>> No.14499723

>>14499375
Goddamit. Now even the trees are turning into girls.

>> No.14499731

>>14499723
Shower anything with enough love, attention and a pinch of mamono mana and it'll become a Monster Girl somehow.

>> No.14499732

>>14499412
Would make for a great story. Anon is a plaything/servant to a Baphomet and wants to be more in control and show he's dominant.

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>>14499711
These strange creatures are most fluffy, O'Neil.

>> No.14499737 [DELETED] 

>>14499723
It's why you have to life in a spartan home with nothing aside from the bare essentials if monster girls were real.

>> No.14499739

>>14499040
Don't' forget ones a futa, because Fenoxo can't help but shove his futa fetish down everyone's throat

>>14499550
Anon please don't be a faggot. You're not an Alp lover are you?

>> No.14499742 [DELETED] 

>>14499739
That and furries, god I hate that fedora tipping faggot.

>> No.14499743

>>14499737
>Casually talk about how you couldn't live without coffee in the morning.
>Your coffee machine is now a sentient Monster Girl.
>She lactates coffee.

Can't be helped. Just need to get used to it.

>> No.14499746

This poor, dumb wurm heard that you like wolf girls, so she used a fox-tail buttplug on herself, to try and convince you that she's a kitsune! She's trying really hard to win you over.

>> No.14499750 [DELETED] 

>>14499743
I fucking hate coffee so goddamn much.

>> No.14499752

>>14499742
Fen did work with 4chan originally on CoC. We helped it get off the ground. Its the furries who hijacked it in the end.

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>>14499716
No you don't.

>>14499719
No he's not.

>>14499718
Unlike you, I am not a retarded triggerfag who exploits poor moderation to protect his safe space, so you're just going to be ignored from here on out. Goodbye.

>> No.14499753

>>14499739
Not here though.
She's going to be a plump kitsune with a belly

>>14499742
Yep, he's a shit

>> No.14499755

>>14499746
Well jeez, I don't know if it's safe to reject her. A yandere Wurm sounds fucking dangerous.

>> No.14499763 [DELETED] 

>>14499752
Furries need to be gassed.

>> No.14499767

>>14499752
>>14499742
>>14499739
>playing a game that's literally called CORRUPTION of champions
>literally made by people on /d/
>literally meant to embody the absurdity of that place
>getting triggered because it does exactly when it claimed to do
You people are beyond annoying.

>> No.14499768

>>14499739
>complains about forced fetishes
>"You don't like my fetish? Faggot"
I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're just joking.

>> No.14499769

>>14499752
They ruin everything they touch. Just look at Kaiju Combat.

>> No.14499770

>>14499753
All Kitsune's should have some plump on them.

>>14499763
"Cu Sith's were a mistake"- KC

>> No.14499773

>>14499754
>being both an entitlement fag and a newfag
The worst part is, you're so recognizable from your way of posting. You do this every time you rub up against any of the old thread limits. Take it down a notch and stop being such a faggot already.

>> No.14499774

None of you motherfuckers can debate that Diane is a top tier waifu.

>> No.14499775

>>14499768
This is 4chan, of course he's not joking.

>>14499755
>>14499746
How bout she gets somebody to raise her IQ above 15?
Then I might consider.

>> No.14499776

>>14499754
>using triggerfag this much
So it IS you. And here I thought you were still banned...

>> No.14499779

So is Fenoxo is FINALLY ending CoC. Meaning he's working on the final boss and the endings.

>> No.14499782

>>14499773
>a retarded triggerfag
>starved of brain cells, her resorts to buzzwords; mimicking statements by Intelligent people, but too stupid to realize they're out of context.
Do continue and get yourself banned for spam, faggot.

>> No.14499783

>>14499770
That they should.

>>14499779
That implies he does stuff

>> No.14499786

>>14499776
Son, I was never banned in the first place, what are you talking about?

>> No.14499789

>>14499779
>>14499783
I thought he handed it over to someone else?

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>> No.14499791

>>14499782
>resorts to buzzwords
You mean like a certain other person who keeps chucking out "triggerfag"?

The irony is stunning.

>> No.14499793

>>14499782
>muh triggers
Keep it up. You're already as recognizable as the TFT crowd who used to say toxic in every post.

>> No.14499794

>>14499790
Alp detected, fire the bully missiles.

>> No.14499798 [DELETED] 

>>14499767
Fuck off furfag.

>> No.14499800 [SPOILER] 
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>>14499790
>>14499794

>> No.14499804

>>14499786
Oh sure, and I'm really just a kiki pretending to be a human.

>> No.14499808 [DELETED] 

>>14499800
Fuck off semen demons.

>> No.14499809 [DELETED] 

>>14499800
Whores.

>> No.14499814

>>14499802
Living here in Jersey

>> No.14499818

>>14499814
fighting MGs from afar

>> No.14499820 [DELETED] 

>>14499804
>Not knowing that monster girls already have infiltrated the thread.
If you carefully look for them you can spot Chesires shitposting around and Alps trying to self-validate themselves.

>> No.14499821

>>14499818
You gotta find first gear

>> No.14499823
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>>14499821
>Stop singing, commander and capture the prototype OR I'LL HAVE ALL OF YOUR JHORBLOCHS!

>> No.14499824

>>14499821
in your giant robot car!

>> No.14499828

>>14499824
YOU dig giant robots!

>> No.14499829

>>14499804
Yeah, great.

>>14499798
Thanks for confirming my accusations.

>>14499793
>TFT crowd
What are you talking about?
I'm calling you triggerfags because that's what you do. You see something you don't like and the world must stop moving until your pocket mod descends from above to suit your whims and suck your dick.

If you wouldn't spazz out about how everything must be according to your stupid whims, and if anyone disagrees they are a samefag, you just make yourself look worse than your competition.

If this "/d/eviancy" was so horrible, the posters would be promptly banned, would they not?

>> No.14499830

>>14499820
I'll have you know that I am most certainly a normal human being, and not an underappreciated maid.

>> No.14499831

>>14499824
You dig monster girls

>> No.14499832

>>14499828
I dig giant robots!

>> No.14499837

>>14499823
Mam, all the drones have been destroyed and our ship is losing power.
At this point there's nothing to do but sing

>> No.14499839

>>14499829
Yeah, just like pegging, watersports, futa and vore gets you banned. Oh wait, it doesn't. Nice Negalogic there.

>> No.14499842 [DELETED] 

>>14499830
Sure you are as human as that guy over there.

Image of deruella with moustache when? i would post it but i don't have it.

>> No.14499843

>>14499832
We dig giant robots!

>> No.14499845

>>14499843
MGs dig giant robots!

>> No.14499846
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>>14499837
>Bunch of adorable sadsquids running the Kjerajor
Yes. even the faces look the same.

>> No.14499848 [DELETED] 

God I hate all of you.

>> No.14499851

>>14499845
Nice

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>>14499848

>> No.14499855

>>14499848
That's nice, dear.

>> No.14499856

>>14499848
You sound grumpy

>> No.14499860

>>14499839
Ah, I see, you don't know your own rules. It seems we have nothing further to discuss.

>> No.14499864

>>14499854
Go and be a bitch somewhere else Adachi.

>> No.14499867 [DELETED] 

>>14499854
What MGE girl has a personality most like Adachi's?

>> No.14499870
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QUICK, AWOOPOSTING WILL SAVE THE THREAD.

>> No.14499875

>>14499867
Lizardman after being rejected.

Also P4 girls as MGs go.

>> No.14499876 [DELETED] 

>>14499870
Never! i prefer the flames of hell to kill you all before bowing my head to the almighty awoo!

>> No.14499877
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>>14499870
Would you help loli Holo go applepicking?

>> No.14499881

>>14499867
Any girl that has spent a lot of time solitude.

>> No.14499882

>>14499860
>Literally not being able to tell the difference between what gets you banned and what burns down the thread because of entitlefagging fetishes
>Implying you namecalling and just doing whatever you want and damn everyone else is even a discussion in the first place

Does your handler know you're using the computer? You obviously have no reading comprehension. I bet you're even the same faggot that likes to say "contradicting yourself" when there's no contradiction because you heard it in a debate once.

>> No.14499883 [DELETED] 

>>14499875
Naoto as a Crow Tengu.

Chie as a Salamander.

Yukiko as a Ryu.

Rise as a Siren.

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>>14499877
I've never actually seen spice and wolf.
The only things I know are
1. It's 1% waifubait, 99% medieval economics
2. The lead man is a brick head
3. The wolfgirl is annoying
4. It's super popular with /k/ for some reason
5. PUFFY VULVA

>> No.14499891 [DELETED] 

>>14499888
Ran is a slut.

>> No.14499893 [DELETED] 

I have seen it and i can surely say both the protagonist and holo are a pair of assholes, most of the stuff that happens is because one of them or both just wanted to do their shitty greedy shenanigans and we are supossed to feel bad for them when it doesn't end like they wanted it to.

>> No.14499895

>>14499888
More like video game economics and medieval small town politics. Still a pretty good show, the kind you'd follow during a season when it came out but never rewatch. Like Heavy Object this season. It just happened to come out during a western anime boom before the death of the 3 episode DVD model so it stuck with a lot of people.

Points for waifuism and truly adult protags though.

>> No.14499897 [DELETED] 

>>14499888
>>14499893
Goddamn post didn't show up.

>> No.14499900

>>14499893
I get what you mean. Their personalities are straight out of one of those 80's get rich quick scheme movie plots.

>> No.14499903

>>14499882
>not being able to tell the difference between what gets you banned and what burns down the thread because of entitlefagging fetishes
>they're not against the rules, but they're against MY rules
You arrogant, ignorant dipshit, how can you call people entitled then say something like that?

Oh enough of this, why do I bother, you don't even notice your own shitposting and spamming.

I'm done, do not interpret my lack of repplies as agreement to any other stupid shit you say.

>> No.14499913

>>14499877
I want to exercise with her!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Y3F81P5Nk

>> No.14499915
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Is there a problem in this thread?
Because I certainly hope no one here is in need of a "cleaning".

>> No.14499918 [DELETED] 

>>14499915
Certainly not, officer, we are all cool in here, right boys?

>> No.14499920

>>14499903
>Suffering from this much Negawalker complex.
There's always one of you.

>> No.14499922

>Missed the Megas posting by thirty minutes
Sleeping in wasn't a good idea after all. I love you faggots. No alp.

>> No.14499932

>>14499915
No problems here, officer. Aside from car troubles...

Just relaxing and thinking about the misses at home.

>> No.14499934

>>14499922
What?

>> No.14499935

>>14499915
Am I being detained, officer?

>> No.14499940

>>14499915
I want you to clean my ass with your tongue

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>>14499932
>>14499918
Very good. Carry on and remember to pet your maids frequently.

>>14499935
No, but you will be if you keep loitering around here. Move on.

>>14499940
That will be a 150 credit fine or two days in a cell together with that Dormouse with insomnia who broke down the local drug and cheese store.

Your choise. Scum

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>>14499823
>Mindflayer
>Capture the Prototype
>Prototype

I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPr7cYLq3dk

>> No.14499971

>>14499915
Can I clean you officer?

>> No.14499972

>>14499915
No man.
Nothing going on here.

I certainly don't have a werecat trapped in my basement that I've been feeding cake to for the past nine months

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>>14499965
Ohoo, the tight ass prissy panties thinks she can intimidate ME?

well I got news for you, feather pubes.

This is AMERICA. we go through cops and Mexican maids like you go through tampons.

Now bend over.

Maybe you can enjoy this too.

>> No.14499977

>>14499972
She's going to have fat kittens

>> No.14499978

>>14499965
I'm afraid there isn't a "NO LOITERING" sign in sight, officer. Can I have your last name and badge number, please?

>> No.14499980 [DELETED] 

>>14499967
Is that supposed to be a female Mercer or is that just some faggot OC? Either way it's awful.

>> No.14499983

>>14499973
>This is AMERICA
No this isn't.

>> No.14499986

I want to fuck a Kikimora cop in the butt while she tries to remain calm and collected while radioing her supervisor.

>> No.14499989 [DELETED] 

>>14499965
I want a disciplined Kiki to shape me up as a respectable member of society!

>> No.14499991

>>14499973
If this were AMERICA, your ass would've been shot before you could even protest.

>> No.14499993

>>14499986
drawfags pls

>> No.14499994

>>14499993
I'm imagining an aheago face on this for some reason...

>> No.14499997

>>14499977
That she would if she existed and I were doing doing those things.
Which she doesn't and I'm not

>> No.14500000

>>14499965
Hey that's not fair, why does he get the mouse?

>> No.14500010

>>14498958
"Obviously"; except for the part where I'm pretty sure even KC's tweets called her just an Alice.

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>>14499915
There's an insane yeti on the loose, send help

>> No.14500013 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.14500014

Which monster girl would be able to fix your car whenever it breaks down ~ and look hot doing it?

>> No.14500017
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>>14499973
>>14499978
And that is how these two anon's got put in a chokehold by a Kikimora officer, laughed at by a class of young Cheshire's passing by and spend two days as a daki for a Dormouse who finnaly got some sleep.

Next time, behave.

>>14500000
This anon was lucky ? enough to meet a recovering Dormouse near a police station who clamped herself around his leg the moment she saw him.

Enjoy your new wife, remember to pet her frequently.

>>14499989
You could try visiting her after duty.

>> No.14500018

>>14499025
That's less a crown and more a tiara.

Maybe the QoH liked this one Alice so much, she made her a [smug as fuck] Princess?

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>>14499991
>>14499983
GET OUT COMMIE

>> No.14500024 [DELETED] 

>>14500014
Every single one of them if you aren't a horny teenager and can keep your dick in your pants for one fucking moment.

>> No.14500025

>>14500021
>Posting Futa
Bad anon, bad! You know the rules!
Out! Out! Or at least go in the corner of shame.

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>>14500017
>Next time, behave.
YOUR FANTASIES MEAN NOTHINF TO ME MAGGOT
HERE'S HOW IT REALLY WENT

>SOME FAGGGOT COMMIE WAS HAVING A GAY MARRIAGE
>THEN I KILLED HIM DEAD AND RAPE
>HAMBURGERS FOR EVERYONE

>> No.14500031

>>14500013
Who dat?
>>14500014
Wurm.
>>14500021
Pls leave alp.

>> No.14500032 [DELETED] 

>>14500021
>>14500028
Get banned.

>> No.14500033

>>14499965
Good luck with your duties, officer. You deserve headpats yourself.

>> No.14500035

>>14500025
It's not futa if the dick is on her chest
And is several inches wide
And there's two of them
And they're filled with milk

>> No.14500041

>>14500017
And yet another catalyst for race riots in MGC.

Pigs! When will they learn?

>> No.14500042

>>14500035
>Dick Nipples
Ew.

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>>14500031
>>14500032
>all these asshurt yuropoors
Glorious.

>> No.14500052
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Uh oh Anon! Both the Sabbath and the Onee-Sabbath have laid claim to you! The only way you'll be able to escape is to claim an Imouto and an Onee-san! Choose

>One Monster Girl you think makes the ideal Imouto
>One Monster Girl you think makes the ideal Onee-san

How will they compete for the opportunity to incest you? Which will you incest?

>> No.14500058 [DELETED] 

>>14500017
>Visit Stern Kiki after duty
>Realize she lives her life like if she was a military
>No fun, but you couldn't have a most healthy lifestyle
>That is until you realize her secret
>She has a weakness for headpats, melting in your hands whenever you headpat her and forgetting everything else.

>> No.14500061 [DELETED] 

>>14500049
I'm not talking about the post itself, I'm talking about the images used. Now fuck off faggot.

>> No.14500062

>>14500052
Fuck that, I want the dragon.

>> No.14500063

>>14500049
>Posting one of your jew masters
Of course

>> No.14500065

>>14500052
Jinko and jinko. One to cuddle me tight and one to cuddle tight. Big chuffs and little chuffs.
Choosing would be impossible.

>> No.14500067

>>14500049
Goodbye newfag, you won't be missed.

>> No.14500069 [DELETED] 

>>14500052
>incest
They're not my sisters you fucking nimrod.

>> No.14500071
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>>14500061
He MaD

>> No.14500072

>>14500049
Fucking McNiggerator, that beautiful bastard
>the Hero Clive Bundy deserved

>> No.14500075
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>> No.14500078

>>14500052
A Jaberwock Nee-san and a Cyclops imouto. I'll be dicking the jabberwock only.

>> No.14500079

>>14500071
I really like this bird. Mind if I save it?

>> No.14500080
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>>14500063
>>14500067
How's it feel to live in a shit country?

>> No.14500083

>>14500078
B-But you'll make your monoeye imouto cry

>> No.14500085

>>14500083
Exactly.

>> No.14500086

>>14500080
>sample
He wasn't kidding. You're so new you still got the doc's red handprint on your ass.

>> No.14500089

>>14500052
I take both and forge a new sabbath, one dedicated to riding my dick

>> No.14500090

>>14500079
I mean shit, its not like I own it.

>>14500072
He is a interesting man.

>> No.14500093

>>14500052
Gimme that dragon for an onee-san. Wurm for Imouto.

>> No.14500096

>>14500086
Nice trigger, friend.
Sorry I couldn't be bothered to check an image that was literally years old for a Mongolian such as yourself

>> No.14500099

>>14500096
>Trigger
>The exact same doofus as before
Of course.

>> No.14500102

>>14500052
Vampire imouto and Kraken onee-san. The loli vampire is jealous of all the aggressive cuddling the Kraken gives me. Eventually, I dick both.

>> No.14500105

>>14499888
Nice doubledubs and trips. That's like a Full House with dubs, or something.

Anyway, that's mostly right. The episode-to-episode theme is microeconomics, I guess, but it is still a romance. Though if you just watch the anime, you won't see much come of that until the last three or so episodes.

>The lead man is a brick head
The lead man is implied to have trouble talking to women. As far as his trade goes, he's intelligent, and quick to see an opportunity when it arises, but he's not infallible. Sometimes, people work against him, or he fails to take into account a factor that can be exploited by an opposing party, and it'll leave him in a pretty bad situation.
As far as talking with Holo goes, though, it's not bad. Miles better than any other anime protagonist. Sure, there'll be some blushing and stammering here and there, but some of the verbal fencing he gets up to with her is actually delightful to read. They play off of each other well when they're trying to get the best of each other, in a friendly rivalry sort of way.

>The wolfgirl is annoying
I wouldn't say "annoying" is the right word. It might be telling when her catchphrase of sorts is essentially a more archaic way of saying "baka", but I wouldn't call her annoying.
She's definitely a high-maintainence character, though. She's confident and prideful, for one thing. She's extremely wise, and she knows it, too. On top of all that, she's manipulate, but in a teasing way, rather than a malicious way.
Her character has facets though, which is a good thing. If you ever watch or read it, you'll see that. Holo's not above kindness or insecurity, even if they're not the most prominent aspects of her character.

>It's super popular with /k/ for some reason
Yeah, /k/ adores Holo. They have good taste, though I sincerely hope their love for her isn't driven by their collective bent for animal molestation.

>PUFFY VULVA
The puffiest.

>> No.14500108 [DELETED] 

Turning the tables on an Amazon and making her the Hunted.

>> No.14500111

>>14500017
Not that I'm complaining but is there a reason why jail seems to be a dormouse dating service?

>> No.14500114

>>14500096
>trigger
Change at least the word so you're not this easy to spot.

>> No.14500116

>>14500105
Nah, /k/'s love for S&W comes primarily from that fact that S&W also stands for Smith & Wesson. And the fact they have good taste.

>> No.14500117

>>14500096
>Nice trigger, friend.
You are one salty faggot.

>> No.14500122

>>14500105
Did the LN ended already?

>> No.14500128

>>14500116
>>14500105
>/k/
>good taste
They certainly have good taste in SEMEN

>> No.14500130

I want to tie bells onto my Kobold daughteru's nipples and make her do a sexy naked dance for me with her mother (who also has bells on her nipples!)

>> No.14500134

>>14500099
>>14500114

>being a 4chan conspiracy theorist
Noice.

>>14500117
>calls people salty
Throws a hissy fit when he doesn't get what he likes.

>> No.14500136 [DELETED] 

>>14500130
Fuck off Nigger.

>> No.14500137

>>14500128
I will never forget that one /k/ommando that got his dick stuck in a gun or the one that fucked a mosin without doing that.

>> No.14500140

>>14500136
That's mean anon, you shouldn't say things like that.

>> No.14500141 [DELETED] 

>>14500137
I'll never forget that time one anon and his friend raped a doe.

>> No.14500149

>>14500137
>>14500141
/k/ is truly a magical realm.

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>>14500141

>> No.14500152

>>14500141
Don't be silly anon, they just tied her up and put vibrators in her. It's not like they dicked her or anything.

>> No.14500153

>>14500141
But he didn't, he just watched and did nothing about it.
Don't forget the one guy that lured a coyote into his vehicle with beef jerky.

>> No.14500154

>>14500137
What? That isn't normal? I stick my cock in the cleaning kit tube in my Springfield all the time.

>> No.14500155

>>14500122
They marry and invite the people they met on their path to the wedding, open a bath house and call it Spice and Wolf, they have also a daughteru together. They never reach the home of Holo. There's something else but I don't remember it.

>> No.14500157 [DELETED] 

>>14500141
>>14500152
Holy shit, did /k/ really do that?

>> No.14500158 [DELETED] 

>>14500150
I'd fuck that doe butt.

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>>14500122
Yes, but the Yen Press translation comes out in 2016. Fan translations of the original already exist though, if you're not willing to wait in order to read it all.

>>14500141
I thought it was the coyote that a /k/ommando had sex with.

>> No.14500161

I want /k/ to leave.

>> No.14500164

>>14500150
Why isn't she wearing pants?

>> No.14500165 [DELETED] 

>>14500157
Oh you bet.

>>14500159
No that was a different story.

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remember, dont get dolls of people and montsers you see regularly

>> No.14500168

>>14500157
Indeed they did. I don't have the cap though.

>> No.14500170

I want /k/ to stay.

>> No.14500172

>>14500157
I don't know about the doe, but there was video evidence of the coyote rape.

>> No.14500173

I don't care about /k/ one way or the other.

>> No.14500174

>>14500130
I want to give my werekitten daughters cake until she's pudgy

>> No.14500176

>>14500166
Yeah, that's just neckbeard creepy.

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>>14500159
Oh man, that JPEG artefacting is awful. Have a better version.

>> No.14500181 [DELETED] 

>>14500155
What a shitty end.

>> No.14500182

>>14500174
Good luck to you sir, just make sure all that cake doesn't make her sick.

>> No.14500184

>>14500152
Then how do you explain that commission of a dude fucking a deer in the woods? I'd post it but I don't have it on me.

>> No.14500185

>>14500170
/k/ is one of those things that's always around. Very few people on /k/ are only /k/. Nerds and guns are closer than most people seems to realize

>> No.14500186

>>14500184
What?

>> No.14500187

>>14500166
Am I allowed to turn alps into dolls though?

>> No.14500190

>>14500186
It's on e621. Go there if you wish.

>> No.14500192

>>14500190
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.14500195

>>14500181
Better than an open ending

>> No.14500196

>>14500155
I should get around read it sometime, I loved the shit out of the anime.

>> No.14500197

>>14500190
>e621

That should be self-explanatory, then. I see nothing odd about a concept like that being commisioned and posted on e621.

>> No.14500200 [DELETED] 

>You will never go innawoods, tie up a monster girl, stuff her with a vibrator and just watch as she thrashes around in pleasure.

>> No.14500203

>>14500200
Why go through all the effort to do that innawoods if I can do it in the comfort of my own bedroom?

>> No.14500207

>>14500200
But what monster lives innawoods, has antlers and makes adorable noises when flustered?

>> No.14500209

>>14500182
Of course not.
She'll get milk for strong bones, veggies to get vitamins, and a big ol steak for protein

>> No.14500212

>>14500203
It's just not the same.

>> No.14500213 [DELETED] 

>>14500207
Oh man I don't know, if only I could remember.

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>>14500207

>> No.14500215

>>14500209
Good man.

>> No.14500216

>>14500207
Enchantress.

>> No.14500219
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Want to hangout in the Enchanted Forest on the outskirts of the Steppes anon?

>> No.14500221

>>14499710
Thank you.

>> No.14500222

>>14500216
>Enchantress.

I'm not familiar with that species.

>> No.14500224

>>14500192
/k/ fucks deer
People find it funny
People commission, find and shoop deerfucking.
Some of it gets posted on e621.
I do not like e622, find it yourself

>>14500197
A MAGICAL PLACE.

>> No.14500226

>>14500200
>Hog-tying a monstergirl, sticking vibraters in her while she struggles
>The struggling soon changes to rocking and bucking against her binds
>The fear melts away into pleasure as her eyes roll up into her head, moaning through her gag

Boner what are you doing please stop

>> No.14500228

>>14500219
...Deer pussy?

>> No.14500229 [DELETED] 

>>14500219
No thanks, I'm not into animals wearing women for hats.

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Scare

>> No.14500234

>>14500230
The human penis is not prepared for this.

>> No.14500236 [DELETED] 

>>14500230
Gross.

>> No.14500237

>>14500226
Embrace it anon, hogtying and gagging Monstergirls just to watch them struggle is a patrician tier fetish.

>> No.14500239

>>14500230
M9bait.

>> No.14500242

>>14500230
>can literally service 10 dicks at once
gross.

>> No.14500245

>>14500230
PLS NO

>> No.14500250

>>14500230
>multiple tails
Fear boner in progress.

>> No.14500254

>>14500215
Thank you.
Just because she's my pudgy lap cat doesn't mean she can't get all her servings

>> No.14500255 [DELETED] 

>>14500237
Then when she's broken you give her the dick right?

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>>14500230
>One tail in my face
>One in my dick
>One more rubbing itself against my body
Oh my

>> No.14500260

>>14500242
14+ by my count.
>gross
Well I'd disagree, but that's just my opinion.

>> No.14500263

>>14500257
What a lewd face.

>> No.14500267

>>14500154
Don't listen to them anon, I also regularly dick my guns.

>> No.14500268

>>14500230
galaxyspark is olev

>> No.14500271

>>14500255
Absolutely. She's going to stay tied up till morning though, but I'll at least put her in a different position so she's more comfortable. Cuddling with tied up Monstergirls is another patrician fetish.

>> No.14500273

>>14500200
>>14500226
>after collecting her essence to bait bucks for your hunting, you exit the woods.
>she is unable to move, only moan and weakly grind her hips against the grass
>a week later you return, in need of more bait.
>halfway through setting up traps, you hear a rustling in the woods
>it's the same deer you ravaged before!
>blushing furiously, she states that since you robbed her of her purity, you need to take responsibility for your actions
>fearful of losing your independence, you begin to turn and run when she calls
>w...wait! Dont go! I'll be a good wife! And... If you do that again, and promise to only do it with me, I'll let you m...milk me for bait as much as you want!
>and that kids, is how I met your mother.

>> No.14500274

>>14500185
Yeah, turns out there's a pretty big overlap between guns and every other hobby/interest.

>> No.14500275
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>>14500228
Part of glorious HPK just like most hooved MGs.

>>14500229
Rude.

>> No.14500277

>>14500230
>Tailpussy on your dick
>Tailpussy on your face
>Tailpussy trapping your hand so you can finger/fist her
>One paw cupping your balls
>One paw stroking your hair
>One paw holding your free hand
>Two paws on either side of your chest
>One paw to finger herself the entire time

THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM

>> No.14500281

>>14500187
>Dolljoints alp
Don't do this to me anon, don't make me want this.

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>>14500267
>>14500274
Plus, a raifu will never leave you.

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>>14500277
>Ultimate Lifeform

Hahahahaha good joke anon.

>> No.14500286 [DELETED] 

>>14500275
>Has deer pussy
>Also wings
What the fuck is that thing.

>> No.14500288

>>14500282
>Sako daki
Lucky bastard, custom order I take it?

>> No.14500290

>>14500242
Perfection. The ultimate raping machine.

>> No.14500296

>>14500203
What, you and your waifu don't go camping? What a boring couple.

>> No.14500299

>>14500296
No, I hate the outdoors.

>> No.14500303

>>14500281
Dolljoints! Frilly outfits! Making her learn how to do a proper curtsy!

>> No.14500305 [DELETED] 

>>14500275
I want to react the whole bambi's mother death with my deer waifu and daughteru.

Instead of violence though it would be all very lewd.

>> No.14500308

>>14500303
Removing her limbs and fucking her senseless as a reward for excellent progress!

>> No.14500312

>>14500288
Bought it off some shlup on eBay, no idea where it came from.
I honestly wish I could help.
I don't even like sako, I just bought it because nobody fucking makes raifu dakis.

>> No.14500316

>love the outdoors
>spend at least one weekend innawoods every month
>vacation in the mountains every summer
>have qt monstergrill waifu
>waifu doesn't share your passion
>only goes innawoods with you so you can fuck outdoors
>gets bored when you stop at the top of a mountain to watch the beautiful sunset, distracts you from the view by trying to jack you off to get you in the mood
This doesn't quite qualify as suffering, but my instincts tell me that life was meant to be better.

>> No.14500317

>>14500303
Alping into a doll would be fucking terrifying. Just imagine your limbs segmenting apart, the blood drying in your veins as you become hollow and fragile, your skin petrifying and becoming hard.
Even your eyes, becoming solid and glassy in your skull.

>>14500305
How would that even translate into something lewd?

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>>14500317
>Just imagine your limbs segmenting apart, the blood drying in your veins as you become hollow and fragile, your skin petrifying and becoming hard.
Even your eyes, becoming solid and glassy in your skull.

Eh, this girl could handle it.

>> No.14500327

>>14500316
At least you found love

>> No.14500328

>>14500317
Imagine Bambi watching her Milf mom being dragged away by a tacticool /k/ommando kitted out with the latest and most expensive marital aids.

>> No.14500329

>>14500164
There are none that fit dat ass.

>> No.14500332

>>14500317
I want to take off a doll-alps limbs and play with her body, streaming it live so folks can watch her Kyaa

>> No.14500336

>>14500219
>>14500275
How convenient my dad just shot a deer this morning, had some of it for dinner just a bit ago.

>> No.14500342

If a living doll turns a girl into a succubus and that succubus grows up, does she throw the doll out?

>> No.14500343

>>14500323
You know, given all the rape that went on in the fate/stay universe because "Mana transfers through sex!" I'm surprised that brutal, non-consensual rape wouldn't be more common in MGT-based stories, since getting laid pretty much equals power for MGs.

>> No.14500346

>>14500329
Couldn't she just get some custom made?

>> No.14500350

>>14500328
Imagine her brutally "slicing" her "open" with a 12 inch long "knife", holding her moist, quivering body with experienced hands and preparing to "clean" her orfaces with his "meat preparing fluid"

>> No.14500351

>>14500343
I'm guessing it's because people in this thread don't like the idea of being brutally snu-snu'd and then either becoming that monster's mana battery or being thrown out like garbage when their bodies can't produce any more semen.

>> No.14500358

>>14500350
You could have just said something about mounting her in the wall as a meat toilet. No need for borderline gore here.

>> No.14500364

>>14500351
Speak for yourself.

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Would you model for that weird monoeye's "art-book" if she gave you a cut of the profits?

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>>14500328
>>14500350
...Yeah.

>> No.14500371

>>14500351
Just use it as an excuse to write a healing story. After getting brutally used thrown-out as a semen-battery by one monstergirl, anon meets another monstergirl who's set on healing him.

It'll be great, you can write about the new monstergirl has to overcome anon's massive psychological trauma to gain his trust, as well as deal with the fact that his body is ruined when it comes to sex.

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>>14499983

>> No.14500376

>>14500366
How much is she expecting to make off it? What are her usual profits from her "art-books"?

>> No.14500378

>>14500366
>thinking she could make profits off of MY nude body
She's too kind, really.

>> No.14500381

Can a holst be haughty drill haired royalty?

>> No.14500382

>>14500366
Depends on exactly how I need to be modeling

>> No.14500383 [DELETED] 

>>14500025
She is? I mean, I'm not seeing anything here >>14500028.

>> No.14500385

>>14500230
Want.

>> No.14500386

>>14500366
She's interested in drawing a weak flabby body like mine? Doushio~

>> No.14500389

>>14500381
Me and my boner are gonna respond with a "Yes".

>> No.14500390 [DELETED] 

>>14500367
I want to rape that deer lady.

>> No.14500392

>>14500358
You don't understand euphemisms do you?

>>14500367
FUCK DEER PUSSI

>> No.14500393

Why is horse pussy the slowest kind?

>> No.14500394

>>14500346
But she has no pants anon! What's she supposed to do, just walk outside with no pants on and try to find a tailor skilled enough to make pants that big?
>>14500366
If by model you mean fuck her in various ways while filming it so she can draw her porn yeah.

>> No.14500397 [DELETED] 

>>14500108
Laying claim to an amazon village by defeating their chief and going on to subjugate their sister tribes.
Expand Dong.gif

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>>14500381
I'd rather a goth one with short-ish hair.

>> No.14500400

>>14500383
She's from a doujin with a couple of characters but I have no idea if she herself is.

>> No.14500401

>>14500342
No, the girl becomes a loli succubus and double teams the guy they like with the doll.

>> No.14500404 [DELETED] 

>>14500141
And the coyote.

>> No.14500405

>>14500389
My boner says yes too anon.
>>14500399
And my boner says yes to this too.

We need to diversify holsts more. Farmgirls are nice and all but we need more.

>> No.14500406

>>14500381
Yes, and knowing them, their chest will jiggle when they laugh.

>> No.14500411

>>14500381
Yes, although I don't know she'll handle the need to be milked

>> No.14500412

>>14500406
Well of course they do.

>> No.14500415

>>14500411
She has her servant boy do that. And he doesn't get excited by it at all, really, she barely feels everything.

>> No.14500421 [DELETED] 

>>14500014
>not being able to fix your own damn car
I bet you can't even drive stick you fucking faggot.

>> No.14500425

>>14500376
It's a small scale business but she has her fans, it's not enough to for her to live off of, but she does make quite a bit off of it.

>>14500382
Lewdly.

>>14500378
>>14500386
There's all sort of girls with different types of tastes. Someone will enjoy it.

>>14500394
Hey now, she needs to keep her composure while sketching. But if you want to sell that as well, then you might be able to convince her.

>> No.14500434

>>14500415
Sure she doesn't.
I bet she sits there with a stoic expression, her face free of a blush and legs not moving in little circles as she tries to burn off some tension

>> No.14500435

>>14500425
I need numbers dammit!

>> No.14500442

>>14500425
I wasn't suggesting fucking her while she's trying to draw, though I'd probably do that to. Just fucking her and filming it so she can get an idea of how to draw things from different angles, and possibly selling the films on the side.

>> No.14500443

>>14500404
They raped a coyote?

>> No.14500445

>>14500434
One of these days, she's probably going to snap and rape that servant boy.
Probably while doing something as lewd as admitting she loves him.

>> No.14500452

>>14500434
Of course. And if she ever blushed it would be because the room is too hot.

>> No.14500454

>>14500366
Only if she models for mine.

>> No.14500458

>>14500445
Then she'd be the one doing the milking

>> No.14500463

>>14500452
Well, I guess she wouldn't mind going without a milking then would she?
It's not like her shirts would grow tight and her swelling breasts would ache from being overly full.
That's just crazy talk

>> No.14500468

>>14500435
Well it all depends on content and release date, as well as sale over time. Maybe your cut would be around a few hundred?

>>14500442
But when it comes time to study the recording for her drawings, she'll just get distracted and never end much doing much.

>>14500454
Depends on what you're doing.

>> No.14500471

>>14500463
Yes it is. And of course it's not like her dress is going to creak and groan from the pressure and rub up against her rock hard nipples.

>> No.14500476

>>14500376
>>14500378
>>14500386
>>14500382
>>14500394
>>14500454

Better hope she doesn't have a Taunki friend.

>Tell all the cute humies that she'll give them a cut of the profits if she can take nude pictures of them.
>"Oh noes! Nothing sold!"
>Get huge private porn collection of people you know
>Masturbate 4EVA

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>>14500405
>Farmgirls are nice and all but we need more.
Agreed.
>pale goth yan Holstaur that likes to write milk related poetry, and dresses up in various lolita coats that struggle to contain her massive ass and bust
>oujo Holstaur that speaks with a husky southern belle accent
>genki Holstaur that while athletic, is still far squishier than your average minotaur

>> No.14500480

>>14500468
>Few hundred
Yeah that's worth it. Besides can't be any worse amateur porn films I starred in.

>> No.14500483

>>14500468
Then I'll just force her to sit and draw, maybe put her in my lap and slip my cock inside her but don't move and force myself not to cum until she's finished.

>> No.14500484

>>14500477
>and dresses up in various lolita coats that struggle to contain her massive ass and bust

Yes

>a husky southern belle accent

Yes.

>athletic, is still far squishier than your average minotaur

Yes.

Yes to all, especially the goth one.

>> No.14500485 [DELETED] 

>>14500443
A guy found a female coyote in heat, he coaxed it into his car and fucked it, I'm sure someone has the cap.

>> No.14500486

>>14500471
Indeed,
I bet she'd never have to suffer the indignity of having a button fly from her top as she pouts, showing off pale cleavage and the absence of her bra

>> No.14500489

>>14500476
Great, now I'm imagining a Tanuki schlicking to a picture of a fat faceless man, his body relaxed in a shallow pool surrounded by rose petals.

>> No.14500490

>>14500477
Don't forget the shy one with the sweater and small reading glasses.

>> No.14500493

>>14500486
Of course. And she would never get so frustrated she'd shove a nipple into her servant boy's mouth and force him to drink.

>> No.14500497

>>14500493
Obliviously,
It would never end with her then riding him cowgirl until she was both full and empty.

>> No.14500505

>>14500476
She's not that devious, she just wants to find cheap models.

>>14500480
So you're the kind of boy used to selling his body for money?

>>14500483
You'll have to tell her to slow down, she'll have a good reason to finish up as soon as she can.

>> No.14500509

>>14500497
Yes, such a ridiculous scenario. And they would never live happily ever after.

>> No.14500532 [DELETED] 

Breaking the MG's heart by telling her it doesn't feel good as she rapes you.

>> No.14500546

>>14500485
FUCK YOU SHOW ME

>> No.14500560

>>14500546
It scares me how eager you are to know about it.

>> No.14500564 [DELETED] 

>>14500546
Aw come on, I have like 50k pics in my hard drive I don't want to look for that shit.

>> No.14500566

>>14500560
GONBA GET ME SOME RABID DOG PUSS

>> No.14500571

Quick! You've just been informed that in three years' time, a portal will open to MGE Land! All you guys who think you're going to dom your monster girl waifu, tell us what sort of training regimen you undertake to prepare yourself!

All you guys who admit you're going to get dommed like little bitches, tell us what sort of training regimen you undertake to prepare your anus.

>> No.14500576 [DELETED] 

>>14500571
I'm going to do 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats and run 10km every day for three years.

>> No.14500579

>>14500571
Anon you sound a bit biased

>> No.14500580

>>14500571
>little bitches
You're not even trying

>> No.14500584 [DELETED] 

>>14500571
Just cardio and strength training, muh genes are built for that shit.
>inb4 cardio kills gains

>> No.14500586

>>14500571
Do what I do now. Should let me beat low tier girls.
Although I will be CC tier by then

>> No.14500589

>>14500571
There was a man in this show who did all sorts of muscle training to stay fit. I'd follow his training regimen every day for the next three years.
Really, I wouldn't care much for domming her, I'd just need to get fit to survive long enough to find her.

>> No.14500590

>>14500571
Do some generic fitness training to give myself more stamina, and take Mountain Hiking and Survival courses so that I can head up to her home and woo her.

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>>14500571
>little bitches
>prepare your anus

>> No.14500595

>>14500571
I study magic and buy a gun. I'm becoming a warlock and joining the monster side.

>> No.14500599

>>14500571
In my scenario I end up on a Holst farm with pure and crossbreed/chimera holsts. So no training for me.

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14500606

You come home one night, walk into the bedroom, and find your wolfgirl waifu greeting you like this.

Question 1: What do?
Question 2: How passionately?

>> No.14500612

>>14500606
Ugh. She's making a mess.

>> No.14500622

>>14500571
Ignore the portal because I'm matango/mindflayer tier.

>> No.14500625 [DELETED] 

>>14500606
>your wolfgirl
Aw I know her? Crap.

>> No.14500627

>>14500606
Disgusting. She can go clean herself up.

>> No.14500628 [DELETED] 

>>14500606
But I don't have a waifu.

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>>14500571
I dont do any, that shit can wait till after the portal opens

>> No.14500631

>>14500571
Better question.

The Smut Gods have just gifted you with the indubitable divine revelation that in three years' time a portal will open to MGE Land. You are absolutely certain that this is true (i.e. that you are not insane and hallucinating), but have no way to share the revelation with others as it was a divine message sent specifically to you. As far as anyone else is concerned, all available evidence indicates that MGE is just some weird fetish thing some Japanese dude came up with one day.

What do you do to make sure that your friends and family are prepared?

>> No.14500632

>>14500571
And what about those of us who want an equal relationship?

>> No.14500641

>>14500631
I don't. This shit is going to blow everyone's minds. I just have to stop people from fucking it up.

>> No.14500643

>>14500612
>>14500627
She's already put down the sex tarp. Don't worry about it.

>>14500625
>>14500628
Don't say such things to your loving wife. She even went out of her way to cook a candlelit dinner and prepare a relaxing theraputic bath for you.

>> No.14500646 [DELETED] 

>>14500631
I don't, they're all gonna be memed on.

>> No.14500650 [DELETED] 

>>14500643
But I really don't have a wife, I don't know this woman.

>> No.14500651

>>14500631
try to keep them all alive until they can be saved

>> No.14500654

>>14500646
Congratulations, everyone you know and love are now matangos or matango husbands. I hope you're satisfied.

>> No.14500657 [DELETED] 

>>14500643
But it would be so much hotter to come home to a woman you don't even know fingering herself furiously, moaning your name while wrapped in your shirt. Then she sees you, she stands slowly, her eyes tearing up with lust and shame, her hand still in her sex, love juice dripping down her thighs, then she says Anon, I... and extends her arms, trembling, waiting for you to reciprocate.

>> No.14500662

>>14500571
>>14500632
You get fit anyway. Who cares about getting strong to dom her, or even subbing and domming in the first place?
True love is training your body until you can sweep her off her feet, princess carry her up an entire mountain, build an entire log cabin before her eyes, and princess carry her inside, onto the bed. Then, cuddling her until she loses herself in your manly scent, and melts blissfully into your muscles.

>> No.14500663 [DELETED] 

>>14500654
Eh, we all got to die sometime.
Seeing as how the cancer is killing my mother already and she's beginning to lose her mind, becoming a matango might not be so bad.

>> No.14500665

>>14500662
But what if I want to be carried?

>> No.14500670

>>14500657
Goddammit, I'm a total slut and a contrarian, WHY do all these women feel the need to break into my FUCKING house to lay traps/tempt me when asking for the dick would suffice? That just makes me want to not fuck them!

>> No.14500671 [DELETED] 

>>14500632
>>14500665
Fuck you, no one likes you.

>> No.14500672

>>14500662
Why can't I be the one princess carried? What if my waifu isn't into bearmode boys?

>> No.14500673

>>14500657
That's not hot at all. That's sad and disgusting. Real women come up and feel you up while whispering all about all the things they want to do with you. Only pathetic failures hide in your room and masturbate.

>> No.14500675 [DELETED] 

>>14500670
Women are complicated.

>> No.14500681

>>14500665
Then you also get fit anyway. What's a few dozen extra pounds of muscle to a big, strong monstergirl who can carry you anyway?
Instead, you let the passion of your love for each other burn like the heat radiating off both of your trained, toned bodies. And you'll be the strongest, most envied couple in all the land.

>> No.14500682

>>14500576
But that's just going to make you overpowered. And bald.

>> No.14500686 [DELETED] 

>>14500673
>not hot
FOR YOU

I doubt I'd settle down with a MG that raped me, I need to get to know her, love her, I'd probably end up with a Dhampir.

>> No.14500692

>>14500650
Now she's tearing up, wondering if you were assaulted by a mindflayer while you were out.

>>14500657
That also works. Though I'd feel more comfortable knowing that she was stalking me for some time, rather than just some person who broke into my home at random to rape me. It just makes things nicer if more is known about a person, y'know?

>> No.14500693 [DELETED] 

>>14500682
>not being overpowered
Tryhards...

>> No.14500700 [DELETED] 

>>14500692
This woman is obviously insane and thinks I'm someoen I am not.

>> No.14500703

>>14500686
>raped me
Who said anything about rape? Seduction is where it's at

>> No.14500709

>>14500692
Is she insulting my Mindflayer wife? How rude, I've been married to her for years. I don't know how this woman got in our house, but she has to go.

>> No.14500710 [DELETED] 

>>14500682
That's fine as long as I get a Golem that wants me to be her teacher and a Kunoichi that constantly stalks me and tries to defeat me in combat.

>> No.14500711

I want to love a monst

>> No.14500713

>>14500681
But I'm the type of person who can't get fit.

>> No.14500718 [DELETED] 

>>14500692
Of course, you don't just ingratiate yourself into someone's life at random, not even yanderes do that.

>> No.14500720

>>14500711
IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.14500721

>>14500711
Oh god they got h

>> No.14500724

>>14500713
Oh, I see. What sort of condition/injury do you have?

>> No.14500728

>>14500663
I'm terribly sorry to hear about that, anon. You have my deepest sympathies.

>> No.14500729

>>14500724
I'm just scrawny and get tired very easily, and if I worked out in a gym people would laugh at me and I would quit.

>> No.14500731

>>14500729
If people are laughing at you in a gym chances are it's a shitty gym filled with shitty people.

>> No.14500733

>>14500711
Ky

>> No.14500735

>>14500731
Or maybe they hate me.

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>tfw 95% chance no white christmas
>tfw for 3 days it's going to be the average low 30s like it's supposed to be
>Then back up in the high 40s low 50s for the rest of the month

The fuck?

>> No.14500740

>>14500720
>>14500721
A good thing he managed to fill out the captcha hit post on time then.

>> No.14500741

>>14500729
I'm a horrible fat fuck with chronic asthma. I look like a circus act when I go to the gym. I've yet to be laughed at even once. People aren't there to pay attention to you, they're too busy concentrating on not herniating as they try to break their lifting record.

I know how social anxiety works, man, but you've just got to remember that legitimately nobody gives a shit about you huffing and puffing away on the treadmill.

>> No.14500744

>>14500740
She did it for him as a courtesy, immortalizing his final words as a virgin.

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>>14500735
You're just making pathetic excuses you insecure shitbag.

>> No.14500746

>>14500729
Meanwhile I just get bored whenever I try to work out. It just simply doesn't interest me so I don't feel any motivation to work out, even though I know I should.

>> No.14500748

>>14500745
>you insecure shitbag
for some reason I burst out laughing when I read this.

>>14500735
Seriously though, either work out or don't. Stop make pathetic excuses for yourself on a Lebanese woodcarving board.

>> No.14500754

>>14500745
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WzKDdj0CxY

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>>14500729
So you can get fit, and you just don't want to.

Also, people don't laugh at people in gyms. People don't even pay attention to other people in gyms. They're too busy paying attention to themselves, and hoping that people won't laugh at them.
Hell, don't even go to a gym when you start off. Just do a few push-ups, crunches/leg-raises, stretches, bench dips and whatnot to get into the rythm and build up a baseline strength.

>> No.14500757

Would you let a kumiho prick your finger on her teeth to suck and lick at it lewdly?

>> No.14500762

>>14500737
Oh quit whining. Down here in Dixie it's never been a White Christmas. I've only seen Snow a few times my whole laugh. Fucking northerners and their Christmas Spirit.

>> No.14500765

>>14500737
>tfw it's summer here in december
>don't even know what a white christmas is

>> No.14500771

>>14500737
Shit. It's getting even warmer here.
Liking cold weather but living in Dixie is a curse. Still wondering how the fuck we had a white thanksgiving one year. A shame the last ice storm was back in something like 2008.

>>14500757
It would be criminal not to.

>> No.14500779

>>14500762
>no snow, just ice storms and sleet
I know that feeling. It's great. Never have to buy snow tires and nobody sells them anyway.

>> No.14500781

>>14500757
I'm not a fan of that sort of thing, but sure why not?

>> No.14500786

>>14500756
That image is nsfw anon.

>> No.14500796

>>14500786
I pixelated the nipples. It's fine. Her left doesn't look pixelated, but it's just the odd way the mosaic effect happened to work.

>> No.14500807

>>14500786
You couldn't be like everyone else and wait until 15 minutes have passed so he couldn't delete the image, could you? Now who are we going to watch run around in a panic while awaiting the inevitability of a 3-day ban?

Someone get the loli kiki, let's bully her instead!

>> No.14500818 [DELETED] 

>>14500807
Don't bully the loli kiki, loli kikis are for headpating only.

>> No.14500822

>>14500737
>tfw live in texas and haven't seen snow for years
>tfw can go outside in a t shirt and shorts and not feel bothered at all

>> No.14500830

>>14500822
>tfw go to college in Austin
>tfw see snow every year
Try living in the parts of the state that aren't shit.

>> No.14500831 [DELETED] 

You're a beta, anon.
A beta BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.
You're spending Christmas with your parents.
And no girlfriend.
AGAIN.
Sure, you got out of the basement, sure you have money and purpose, but what about love? Still waiting on that one girl who will show up one day, and she'll smile, and you won't puss out and talk to her, she'll laugh at your corny jokes, and you'll click, and date and marry and have kids? You fucking bitch you disgust me. Don't even have the balls to try internet dating, cause that's for losers and you're alpha as fuck right?
But lo and behold, it's Christmas morn, and there's a knock at your bedroom door. It's your father, who wants you to get your ass out of bed and come look at the present he and your mother got you. Standing there, almost bare but for bright red ribbons, is a monstergirl.

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Your parents look to her, then you, and smile, they tell you they were tired of you being a shy little pantywaist and went ahead and got you a girlfriend. She sways in place, saying nothing, only looking at you expectantly. They tell you they're clearing out, to let you get to know each other. Smiling, they both whisper, they expect grandchildren within two years so your swimmers better get their shit together OR SO HELP THEM GOD THEY WILL RIP OFF YOUR NUTSACK AND CLONE THEMSELVES A SON WORTH THE SWEAT, MONEY AND TEARS THEY PUT INTO YOU and your Dad wants details of when you "opened your gift."

What do?

>> No.14500833

>>14500822
Yeah, but on the other hand:
>tfw you live in hillbilly central

Snow > Wurm-level intelligence neighbours.

>> No.14500834

>>14500756
I'm not the person who can commit to something like that.

>> No.14500846 [DELETED] 

>>14500756
>claymore
OH BABY

>> No.14500847

>>14500831
>Jinko

She will spend the rest of her life filled with cubs

>> No.14500854

>>14500831
>Cyclops
How boring. What, they think the only girl I can get is the most bullyable MG there is? Eye can't believe they'd think I'd be alright with this.

Can I reroll?

>> No.14500856 [DELETED] 

>>14500831
>Chimaera
They want to fucking kill me?

>> No.14500860

>>14500831
Hey fuck you! Christmas is a time for family and friends, don't you make fun of me for following this tradition.

Also:
>Raiju
Yeah, they can go ahead an expect children with a few years.

>> No.14500863

>>14500831
>Amazoness
I think I'm her gift, not the other way around.

>> No.14500865

>>14500831
>Ren Xiongmao
GOD DAMMIT MOM, THEY'RE NOT CHINESE THEY'RE JAPANESE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But seriously though, my dad wouldn't be there and I'd be happy enough, especially if she's still a loli. I just wonder where my mom would get a loli panda girl.

>> No.14500871

>>14500830
Not even him but
>Austin
>Not the most hippy infested terrible part of the state

I'll give you the scenery, way better than some godforsaken chihuahuan desert like Midland. But the people ruin it.
>Dat creepy nudist colony at Bee Cave and Mopar

>> No.14500874 [DELETED] 

>>14500571
Maledomfags are whiny bitches.

>> No.14500875

>>14500833
>hillbilly
That's a northern creature. And your backwoods are crawling with them.

>> No.14500876

>>14500831
A mandragora?

First I pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming, then I ask how the fuck this situation came about, because of how surreal it is.
Then I guess I do things to the Mandragora that'll make the Christmas tree blush.

>> No.14500883

>>14500875
Don't even live in America. You guys just have a terrible rep to the rest of the world.
Read a lot of news stories about Texas (and Florida) with stuff like, "Man starts Church claiming Jesus wrote the constitution in his blood and Washington's Cherry Tree was used for the Holy Cross!"

>> No.14500884

>>14500831
>Manticore
I'm pretty sure I end up tied in those red ribbons and balls deep in her tail.

>> No.14500885

Is daki demon gonna continue? i thought the writer stopped because he wanted to focus on NaNoWriMo

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>>14500860
NO, FUCK YOU! YOU PASTY ASS BALL OF GUTLESS WHITE MEAT!

>> No.14500889 [DELETED] 

>>14500874
I think you misspelled femdomfags.

>> No.14500891

>>14500889
I think you misspelled shitposters

>> No.14500893 [DELETED] 

>>14500854
>What, they think the only girl I can get is the most bullyable MG there is?
Yes.
>spoiler
I'll allow it, two free rolls.

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>>14500754
Would Carl be capable of surviving an MG-infested world?

>> No.14500899

>>14500885
You're thinking of ThunderBrother. PRW is I dunno. Who even cares about writefags.

>> No.14500904 [DELETED] 

>>14500889
Nope, I said maledomfags. They bitch all the time because nobody likes their shit fetish. Learn how to read, bitch.

>> No.14500905 [DELETED] 

>>14500856
They were quite serious about the nutsack thing anon. So what'll it be?

>> No.14500908

>>14500865
So you want to pay a loli Ren's head while she's eating some bamboo and have her stop so she can smile up at you?
Good man

>> No.14500913 [DELETED] 

>>14500904
>nobody
> femdom is not the niche fetish
10/10 You got me motherfucker.

>> No.14500914

>>14500908
I'd be down with that, yes.

>> No.14500916

>>14500893
Thank you, lets give it a shot.
>Harpie
I'll stick with this, maybe not my first choice but the thought of fluffy harpy chicks hopping around the house hits my paternal instincts hard.

Second was hobgoblin, if anyone was curious.

>> No.14500919 [DELETED] 

>>14500897
With his luck he'd end up in Plansect.

>> No.14500920

>>14500831

>Kikimora

Well let's get to it then

>> No.14500921 [DELETED] 

>>14500916
You're a strong man.

>> No.14500925 [DELETED] 

>>14500920
You lucky motherfucker.

>> No.14500930

>>14500913
>niche fetish
>monstergirl thread
kek

>> No.14500933

>>14500831
>my father
>approving of monstergirls
>thinks he's getting details
40keks
Well, Giant Ant it is. Time to start a colony.

>> No.14500935 [DELETED] 

>>14500905
So it's either dick or die?

Sadly i'm not into fearboners.

>> No.14500938 [DELETED] 

>>14500831
>Zombie
I'm just going to go kill myself.

>> No.14500939

>>14500831
>Golem

We're going to manufacture an army of dirt gynoid babies and take over the world. I hope they're happy now.

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>>14500831
>Scylla
IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

>> No.14500946

>>14500938
Anon, wait.
You can wight her if you dick her enough.

>> No.14500949

>>14500897
>Carl
>Not laying waste to the whole world for a quick buck until there's nothing left
>Not already having a qt goblin waifu
>Not takin' their friggin' sun

Did even you see that episode?

>> No.14500950

>>14500945

That ass does not lie

>> No.14500951 [DELETED] 

>>14500874
>>14500904
>>14500913
>>14500930
Fuck off.

>> No.14500952

>>14500883
Florida Man is the hero we neither want nor deserve.

>> No.14500953

>>14500831
>Scylla
It's a dream come true now to find an acceptable house near a coastline in a peaceful town and I'll be able to live a quiet life with her.

>> No.14500956 [DELETED] 

>>14500933
>thinks he'll get away with not telling
He was willing to eunucate you anon, pretty sure he's not beyond beating you for those details.

>> No.14500958

>>14500831
>Hobgoblin
It's not what I wanted but I'm happy anyway, snuggling with her in a cold night sounds really nice. They can expect children within a few days because I'm going to ask her to bring the rest of the gang.

>> No.14500962

>>14500831
>Hellhound.
In my infinite denseness, I ask them why they have my childhood friend tied up and naked.
Then she scowls, stands up and grabs my arm dragging me upstairs while telling my parents to go to a movie or something and give us some privacy.
Then hours later, when they get back and I'm stumbling down the stairs to get something to drink and rehydrate, I look dead at my dad and say "You have a wife, you're not getting details."

>> No.14500963 [DELETED] 

>>14500946
No thanks, It's not worth it. I'll just leave them enough samples to make a new kid and move to some small town.

>> No.14500964

>>14500946
I really wish we could quantify just how many dickings are necessary to Wight a Zombie.

>> No.14500966

>>14500956
I don't think you comprehend how little I respect my father. Or how little anyone respects him, for that matter.

>> No.14500970

>>14500571
>>14500874
>>14500904
>>14500913
Samefag.

>> No.14500971

>>14500956
Joke's on him I rolled an Ogre, he's not beating shit.

>> No.14500974 [DELETED] 

>>14500935
Well then I guess your father is getting an alp for cumbucket.

>> No.14500978

>>14500962
I'm having trouble deciding which is better between your taste and your luck.

>> No.14500982

>>14500970
Yeah, that one maledom fag is almost as bad as the one lolicon fag, that one kikimora fag, or that one holst lover.

>> No.14500990

>>14500831
Joke's on you, goatfucker, my parents don't have a basement. I live in the attic.

>Index
I'm not fucking a book, dad.

>Holstaur
>not a "deep thinker"
>spends time eating, fucking, or sleeping
Y'know, I'm legitimately saying no to this. I absolutely refuse to go through the pain and anxiety of letting down my guard and actually getting intimate with a girl if she's too fucking spacey to appreciate the things I'm confiding in her. Send her back to the farm.

>> No.14500991 [DELETED] 

>>14500963
Jesus fine, ONE free roll. ONE. Pray to whatever deity you subscribe to.

>> No.14500995

>>14500990
>Index
Isn't that the loli-nun from that one series?

You get a Sabbath dark priestess, not a holst.

>> No.14500996 [DELETED] 

>>14500990
Another alp for the pile.
>goatfucker
Where did that come from?

>> No.14500998

>>14500831
>Hinezumi
>My present wants to kick my ass

My Dad got me a gag gift. That has to be it.

>> No.14501004

>>14500982
No no no shhh

>> No.14501005

>>14500883
You hear all the crazy shit about Florida because they actually have super-progessive freedom of information laws. People in the rest of the states are just as weird, the records just aren't public.

>> No.14501007 [DELETED] 

>>14500971
He was able to subdue an ogre to get you a wife anon, you want to test your luck?

>> No.14501009

>>14500744
Just like Jack of the Candle submits the post before running of with the anon.

>> No.14501011

>>14501005
This. That behavior is old school American as fuck anyway. Just look at the Mormons and every other strange splinter since the original nofun Quakers.

>> No.14501013

>>14500970
Nope. I'm only responsible for the first post. I don't know what the other dude's deal is.

>> No.14501016

>>14500951
>>14500970
Please do not respond at all to anyone trying to start a Xdom slappyfight.
It's never good for the thread.

>> No.14501017

>>14500996
I think he assumes you're a lolicon.

>> No.14501018 [DELETED] 

>>14500998
How do you feel about hitting girls? Cause either she or you is getting the fist.

>> No.14501020

>>14501007
My father's 5'3" and gets winded going up a flight of stairs.
He only think he caught her, she just went along with it because she thought it'd be fun.

>> No.14501021

>>14501005
It's okay Texas-kun. The rest of the world doesn't think of you guys as crazy like Florida. Just backwards-ass hicks that try to get school curriculums re-written to claim the world is flat and Jesus wrote the constitution in his blood.

>> No.14501022 [DELETED] 

>>14501020
>he doesn't know about old man strength
Oh ye of little anus.

>> No.14501023 [DELETED] 

>>14500991
>Dark Slime
No thanks.

>> No.14501024

>>14501013
You are still a faggot and I don't believe you. Yay!

>> No.14501030

>>14500996
If actually wanting my waifu to be a good wife makes me an alp, I will gladly bring off every stinky NEET in this thread. Life is too short to be shackled to a literal dumb fucking cow.

>> No.14501032

I want to stop MISIS.

>> No.14501033

>>14501018
I'm going to dump a bucket of cold water on her faster than if she was the Witch of the West, then drag her submissive butt into the shower.

>> No.14501034

>>14501007

>Subdue

Somehow I don't think he'd need to do that.

>> No.14501042 [DELETED] 

>>14501033
Brutal.

>> No.14501047 [DELETED] 

>>14501032
Does the Jinko shit in the woods?

>> No.14501053

>>14501047
No, but Junko shits in a cardboard box.

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>>14501032
>Not MICIS
One job anon

>> No.14501071 [DELETED] 

>>14501056
I want to give coffee to that mouse.

>> No.14501077

>>14501032
>>14501056

Whatever they're called, you can't stop them. They'll keep trying to steal all the cheese to win the right to enter the Great Cuddle/Snooze Pile and become one of Nyanon's 72 wives.

>> No.14501080 [DELETED] 

>>14501071
>not cocaine

>> No.14501082

>>14501080
That's for dust bathing with a chinchilla.

>> No.14501087

>>14501080
>Thinking you can get any when the clown girls took it all

>> No.14501091 [SPOILER] 
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She's coming.

>> No.14501092 [DELETED] 

>>14501080
If you want to be really evil about it then you have to slip chilli powder into her mouth while she sleeps.

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Santa wife.
Thanks .less!

>> No.14501098

BEHOLD!
The truth about MGs!
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2972809

>> No.14501105

>>14498919
>heart shaped heal souls
Fucking incredible

>> No.14501108

>>14500831
>Tanuki
Somehow I don't think their insistence and threats are of their own will on this.

>> No.14501110

>>14498919
I don't think she's intended to be the Queen of Hearts. Why would KC draw the Queen of Hearts for one of the fanfic collections?

I'm sure if someone got the book, and translated the titles of the stories it contains, who she is would become readily apparent. I'd bet on a Princess or something.

>> No.14501112

>>14501091
3rd chapter soon?

>> No.14501113 [DELETED] 

>>14501098
>That moment when the whole monster musume is just a particularly crazy guy who gets getting pets and dicking them thinking they are beautiful women.
I am not sure why it is so fucking sad that i can see this happening IRL somewhere.

>> No.14501115

>>14499013
Lich because having sex with people who pay little attention to it but still enjoy the act is my fetish.

>> No.14501116 [DELETED] 

>>14501091
Not for me.

>> No.14501119

>>14501113
>That one fucking New Years story with the rabbit
Hilarious.

>> No.14501120

>>14500831
>Implying I haven't already fucked all the Holstaurs in a 5 mile radius
But fine I'll humor you
>Sahuagin
I feel offended my parents think I'm a lolicon.

>> No.14501122

>>14501097
Where do you get all these Gazers? How many Gazers do you have now?

>> No.14501126

>>14501077
So why should I care? Wait, unless you mean ALL the cheese, in which case I guess we better do something.

>> No.14501131 [DELETED] 

>>14501097
I can't believe they make these little santa hats just for this purpose.

>> No.14501133 [DELETED] 

>>14501098
Huh, not what I expected at all.

>> No.14501134

>>14501122
That one was drawn by .less just now.
Originating from me? About 60 give or take.
In general I have all of her art that I could find on the internet, and some that I couldn't.

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>>14501091
fuck off

>> No.14501153

>>14501091
Same here.

>> No.14501163

>>14501131
Why wouldn't they

>> No.14501210

>>14498919
Not the Queen of Hearts. KC's explicitly stated that all lilim have the trademark white hair and red eyes regardless of what other variations in physical appearance they undergo. There may be lilim with scaly, chitinous, or furred limbs, lilim without horns, etc., but the hair and eyes are a hard constant.

>> No.14501224

>>14501134
>and some that I couldn't.
What does this mean?

Also, will you ever post your whole folder for download?

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>>14501097
Begone Villain, lest you bring about the mighty Krampus upon our abode with your greed and evil!

>> No.14501241

>>14500831
>they expect grandchildren within two years so your swimmers better get their shit together OR SO HELP THEM GOD THEY WILL RIP OFF YOUR NUTSACK AND CLONE THEMSELVES A SON WORTH THE SWEAT, MONEY AND TEARS THEY PUT INTO YOU
Do it you shits, you already tried to have me arrested three times because you thought I was going to shoot up my school. It was a fucking banana already, that isn't a weapon.

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>>14501224
Just the one that somebody from here asked me to find, so I had to contact the artist to get it because it was never fully uploaded.
I've posted all of them here over time I'm pretty sure, but I'll likely put them all together somewhere eventually.
>>14501229
Wife.

>> No.14501245

>>14501241
>Do it you shits, you already tried to have me arrested three times because you thought I was going to shoot up my school. It was a fucking banana already, that isn't a weapon.
haha holy shit, storytime?

>> No.14501251

>>14500831
>giant slug
I knew I was a joke to you fuckers

God damnit

Fuck you both, I'm getting a gun and a bowlcut and taking it out on some school kids.

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14501262

Gazers pls go, it's time for best girl.

Also time for "Fuck off" anon to show up and ruin everything. Again.

He's like clockwork that boy, must eat his oats every morning on time or something.

>> No.14501263

>>14501245
How do you mistake a banana for a weapon three times?

>> No.14501274

>>14501262
Druella pls stay with me.

>> No.14501281

>>14501262
I want to willingly give myself to Deruella to save my paladin Onee-San from being corrupted.
Then be surprised when she just cuddles me all night like a daki.
Onee-San's gonna be a bit mad when I show up home again with a Lilim clinging my arm.

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I think I have a fascination for slugs

>> No.14501298 [DELETED] 

>>14501262
Lilims a shit, you a shit too.

>> No.14501306

>>14501286
You seem to have a fascination with that picture Slugs are still great.

>> No.14501310

>>14501113
What the heck would Lala be in this scenario? A decapitated Irishwoman?

Actually, that would explain the skin discolouration.

>> No.14501312

>>14501030
I can't judge you for that, but I don't think Holst's are that stupid. I think you got the wrong girl.

Regardless, I got stuck with a fucking chimera, whom I hate. For one femdom of a shit fetish, for two she's fucking skitzophrenic, bipolar and has multiple personality disorder. Wanna trade?

>> No.14501314

>>14501286
Me too, slug/snail girls can be just as cute as any other monstergirl out there. If one asked me out on a date and had a good personality, I would gladly date them. I want to cuddle them and tell them they'll never have to be lonely and cold, concluded by promising them to always protect their smiles.

>> No.14501324

I want to tie mistletoe to the antlers of a herd of reindeer girls in MGC, slap their asses to send them stampeding and then watch the glorious city-wide mouth rape that ensues!

>> No.14501325

>>14501312
So much shit taste in one post.

>> No.14501326

>>14500831
>Sea Bishop
Yeah, that's what they'd pick for me. I could actually see this happening.

Whelp, time to get to work.

>> No.14501329

>>14501312
Chimerae sound really high-maintenance, but given that all four personalities are supposed to fall in love with you equally I don't anticipate it unbearably problematic as long as she's (they're?) clear about which personality is driving at any given moment. Sure, I'd take that swap.

>> No.14501331

>>14501306
My nigga, slug/snail girls can be incredibly olev. Imagine as you hold one close, having her nuzzle you, and all the while seeing her smile at meeting someone who likes her for who she is. Giving them head pats and protecting their smiles, because for some of them it's the first time they've smiled in their whole lives.

>> No.14501335

I want to watch my Kobold daughteru and Koblod waifu squabble over who gets to put my bone in their mouth first because I locked them in chastity a few days ago and they're really frustrated!

>> No.14501337

>>14501245
I'm not sure if want to.

Here's the most recent time though-
We were having a secret Santa thing, and I got a present for some dumb girl, but I felt really fucking embarrassed carrying this thing through throngs of people, so I went to the garage to get a cardboard box to put it in. I don't know what my mother thought I was doing, but she ran downstairs and started screaming at me how its not normal to be in the garage after 7 pm, and demanded to know what I was doing. I just pushed her away and shut the door. When I went back upstairs she was yelling at my dad about how she didn't trust me and didn't know what I was taking with me, like I was putting a bomb in my backpack. Thanks to know you trust me mum



I got a raiju, then Chimera, by the way. Not what I wanted.

>> No.14501339

It's Christmas Time, do we have any Christmas Monster Girls?

>> No.14501340
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>>14501286
Do ya now?

>> No.14501341

>>14500982
>one holst lover
Que?

>> No.14501342

>>14501331
>because for some of them it's the first time they've smiled in their whole lives.
aww

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>>14501339
Of course we do anon.

Mine as well start with the best to satiate your Christmas desires.

>> No.14501347

>>14501325
Blah blah blah

>>14501329
I suppose you could get it to work. I'd much rather have a wizard split them into four people or magically synchronize all four personalities.

Why do you think Holst's are so stupid?

>> No.14501350

>>14501263
See here>>14501337
I don't really wanna talk about it much. It gets to be "hey everyone, look how shit I am" very fast.

>> No.14501351

>>14501341
I think it was sarcasm.

It's a common fallacy for groupthink anons to believe/claim that "everyone on my side of the argument are all real people" and "everyone on the enemy side is just one guy samefagging." The belief gives them validation and comfort, so it's semi-common on 4chan as a whole due to the whole anonymous posting thing.

>> No.14501352

>>14501345
Give me a Lilim anyday over that.

>> No.14501355 [DELETED] 

>>14501335
You're doing it wrong.
Goodnight.

>> No.14501357

>>14501339
We need a Christmas Holstaur, I especially need one for a reason.

>> No.14501359

>>14501342
It's true, some slug/snail girls never find cute boyfriends to date, because of who they are. They become gloomy, sad, and feel as though their unlovable. So I met a slug girl who was depressed, I would try to cheer her up and hang out with her. Because making someone smile who has never had one is one of the greatest feelings you can ever have.

>> No.14501360

>>14501355
Says you.

>> No.14501362

>>14501347
Directly from their profile: "However, just like minotaurs, they're not deep thinkers, and they're spaced-out much of the time. Other than when they eat or have sex, they mostly sleep."

From the minotaur profile, for reference: "In this way, they are extremely dangerous monsters, but actually they are often encountered sleeping. They spend most their day sleeping. After eating they pretty much just go back to sleep right then and there. Something minor won’t wake them up. Also, after having sex with a human man, if they like the man, they’ll fall asleep while embracing him. Such a man won’t be released. He’ll start being treated as their husband. They tend to be very lazy. Only rarely do they take an active interest in anything other than eating, sleeping, and sex. On the contrary, they have a powerful interest in these three things. Food, sleep, and sex are the only things that are always on their mind, and especially after getting a husband, they become almost entirely occupied with having sex with him. Their daily life with their husband will largely be spent having sex with him, aside from when they’re eating or sleeping."

In other words, exactly what you'd expect from a cow uplifted to human intelligence.

>> No.14501364

>>14500831
>Dark elf
What kind of parents do I have? First they want me to fuck a dark elf, then they want me to fuck their grandaughter?

>> No.14501371

>>14501364
Sounds awesome.

>> No.14501373

>>14501335
How come nobody hates you yet?

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Would you give her a green Christmas, /jp/?

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>>14501352
Same difference really.

Though I suppose she likes to have a lot more fun than a Lilim.

Probably a positive.

>> No.14501381

>>14501373
I have feelings too anon, that's hurtful.

>> No.14501383

>>14501357
>No holstaur will ever leave cookies and special milk out for Santa
Sadness.

>>14501375
I wouldn't, but California surely would. At least it's raining again.

>> No.14501388

>>14501375
That's all we have around here except for that one year where it really did snow.

>> No.14501391

>>14501375
I would, but I don't know how? would she like me hug her and give her head pats, or would she like to dance in the greenhouse with her listening to Christmas music.

>> No.14501394

>>14501375
Not like its ever white so I guess.
>>14501383
But then the christmas lilim wouldn't be able to fit back up the chimney!

>> No.14501399

>>14501394
>But then the christmas lilim wouldn't be able to fit back up the chimney!
She should know better than to drink the Hathor Milk at the Milk Man's house.

>> No.14501400

>>14501380
>more fun than a Lilim
Even if that's the case, I'll teach the Lilim how to have more fun.

Time to go fast.

>> No.14501401

I want to start a Holiday companion service for lonely MGs who don't have anyone to cuddle

>> No.14501404

>>14501394
What? No you fool, Papa is Santa! Mama would help him flock the tree if you know what I mean.

>> No.14501405

>>14501362
>Directly from their profile: "However, just like minotaurs, they're not deep thinkers, and they're spaced-out much of the time. Other than when they eat or have sex, they mostly sleep
Well I didn't remember that.
Do they perk up at all after getting a hubby?
I must confess that is generally unimpressive.
I do wish KC would make girls other than ones who cater only to the femdomfags. Monsters that will take, brainwash, drug, buy or enslave you are more common than fucking mold in this damn universe, but if I just want a friend that doubles as a love interest to play video games and paintball with? Tough luck to me.

>> No.14501412

>>14501405
>but if I just want a friend that doubles as a love interest to play video games and paintball with?
Alp. Also dhampir.

>> No.14501419

>>14501405
That's why head cannon exist, anon. Stop waiting for KC to cater to anyone's fetishes than his own.

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>>14501310
Indeed. No oxygen flow.

Sure gets my blood flowing though.

>> No.14501424

>>14501412
>Alp.
Buy that's gayyyyyyyyyyy
> Also dhampir.
Mmm, true, the oft-forgotten tomboyish fencer lady. She's pretty good, of a bit androgynous.

I've got nothing against femdomfags, it just ain't my thing

>> No.14501429

>>14501419
I always feel like a complete hack though when I pretend that jinkos aren't just rape cats or Amazons are there for anything other than sex and a punching bag and that manticores are jsut misunderstood, rough and tumble tomboys instead of drug traders and serial rapists.

It feels dumb and contrived, and most people agree with me.

If I wrote a greentext about a hellhound or ushi oni who DIDN'T just "take ownership" (rape and abuse) me, it'd feel dumb, and most people in this thread would hate it

>> No.14501431

>>14501405
>Do they perk up after getting a hubby?
Sex becomes the foremost of their three preoccupations, so sleeping and eating become things that she does whens he isn't fucking you, but beyond that I don't think so.

It's not even necessarily that they're stupid so much as that they don't give a shit. If you wanted to have a deep, meaningful heart-to-heart with one she'd sit there and listen and coo at the appropriate moments because you're her husband and she loves you (in her own, simple way), but at the end of if she'd just give you a big, warm hug and then ask if you wanted to have sex, exactly the way she does every day. It wouldn't change anything about the way she thinks of you or acts around you. And if, after you were done, you asked her if there was anything she wanted to share with you, she'd give you a huge, heartfelt smile and say "Nope!" (and then hug you and ask for sex).

I can see how some guys would find this refreshingly low-maintenance and might even draw comfort from the childish simplicity of her love (it's nigh impossible for you to fuck up or disappoint her because she doesn't really expect anything of you to begin with), but to me it's just empty. She wouldn't be a wife, just some woman I live with who rapes me every now and again if I don't keep her well-fucked enough.

>> No.14501437

>>14501424
>Buy that's gayyyyyyyyyyy
It's not gay if it's platonic and she's only joking when she blows you!

>She's pretty good, of a bit androgynous.
You what? I don't think I've ever even seen androgynous MG dhampir art; KC's profile image can't even be described as petite.

>> No.14501441

>>14501423
I want to have a Chuuni off with Lala

>> No.14501443

>>14501437
I want to jokingly marry an Alp and tell her she's the love of my life, and jokingly have children with her! Just pranking her bro!

>> No.14501451

I just did something bad. I'm a bad anon, which monster girl would punish a bad anon like me.

>> No.14501454

>>14501451
What did you do anon? On a scale of deserving to get slapped by a pouty loli Mousegirl for eating her cheese to spending the rest of eternity getting brutally orgasm denied by a salty Lilim, how bad are you today?

>> No.14501458

>>14501451
I've been a bad Anon too, I need to be given to a mean haughty plump Apophis and put on a leash, I need to be her pet and trained to be an obedient Anon

>> No.14501462

>>14501451
Dark Elf tickle torture.

>> No.14501464

>>14501431
>but to me it's just empty. She wouldn't be a wife, just some woman I live with who rapes me every now and again if I don't keep her well-fucked enough
Well, I can agree with you there. I guess this is a perfect good reason to dislike them. To be honest it lowered my opinion of the Holst a bit too...
What mg do you like anon?
Which one would you like that isn't canon?

>>14501437
>You what? I don't think I've ever even seen androgynous MG dhampir art;
I haven't seen much dhampir art at all.
The androgynous part was a reference to a few greentext stories she was in.

>>14501443
Alps are weird.
What like, happens to their dick? Aren't they just varyingly convincing levels of traps with asswings until at least 2/3rds of the way to stage 3?

>> No.14501467

>>14501464
I dunno about alps, but I'm going to make passionate love to one, hold her close, and make her feel like the most special girl in the world. As a prank bro, she's on camera! Haha

>> No.14501468

>>14501429
>Amazons there for anything other than sex and a punching bag
"Since their society consists mainly of women, their views of gender roles are the opposite of those of humans, so women take up arms and fight as warriors, while men are regarded as frail, and responsible for watching over the house and young children. Their duty is also to heal women who return exhausted from hunting or battle by having sex with them and providing spirit energy."
They don't abuse their men. Quite the opposite, since they think of them as being frail and vulnerable. They are kept safe and pampered, doing what we would call "women's work" or homemaking.
They publically have sex in order to flaunt their high status as married hunters, thereby marking themselves as the true "adults" of the tribe, not as a way to humiliate their husbands. Sort of like how the hellhound's thoroughly-dominated husband is still her "one and only precious male" and a dragon's husband is "her most valuable treasure," an amazon's husband is "her most prized possession" and she would never hurt him for the sake of hurting him. The threadcanon about abusive amazons is completely a product of /jp/'s collective shit taste.

>jinko's aren't just rape cats
Dude, what?
"They are self-disciplined and always seek to improve themselves, so they are not seen as wild and sexually uninhibited like other monsters. Normally they don't attack human men."
"Once their body belongs to one beloved male, having semen poured inside and being impregnated brings them the greatest happiness as a female. That is what they end up thirsting and longing for. Even when such a strong desire takes root, they maintain self control through sheer willpower and at a glance appear to be just as pure as ever, except during mating season. But they change so that in their hearts they very eagerly anticipate the arrival of the next mating season when they can just be simply female."
The description of their behavior when they're in heat is ambiguous, but it's nowhere stated that they run around profligately raping men. What is explicitly stated about their behavior indicates quite the opposite.

>> No.14501469

>>14501454
I want both the mouse girl and lilim thing. Just some mild vandalism.

>> No.14501475

>>14501464
>What like, happens to their dick?
"Alps are Incubi that deep within their heart strongly desired to become a woman, or be with a man, and used the Demonic energy taken in upon becoming an Incubus, which is normally used to boost their spirit energy generation facility, to instead destroy it. As a result, they're unable to produce spirit energy and they lose all of their spirit energy. Since they are left with only Demonic energy stored in their body, they change into a monster. Even after becoming Alps, their hearts, values, memories, and personalities, everything other than their bodies, is still the same from when they were men. Their body has completely changed into that of a woman, yet they self identify as men. They may not even be consciously aware of the desire to become a woman which changed them into an Alp, or they may have been in denial, with the truth hidden away deep within their heart."
>THEIR BODY HAS COMPLETELY CHANGED INTO THAT OF A WOMAN
The dick vanishes during the initial alping. Even a "stage 1" alp is completely anatomically female.

>> No.14501477

>You'll never get the flu and have your waifu present you with a daki of herself for you to cuddle while she goes to work

>> No.14501478

>>14501469
Was it justified vandalism? Or are you just a shitmongering scumbag?

>> No.14501486

>>14501467
You do you man

>>14501468
You ignore the parts of the canon where the Amazon's think of their men as weaker beings and property. Jinkos are better, but they are still aloof and stuck upin ways.

I actually kind of like jinkos, and the self control is one of the reasons for this. The translation may have changed, but the cat I remember was always a little too prideful to admit she wants a dick up her ass. Which I never understood really, I mean, you can have both. Just like, strap him to your back or something, then go about doing your thing.
Still, the self control and self improvement aspects are why if my Christmas present was a jinko, I really wouldn't mind all that much. But I am still put off by their seemingly withdrawn nature.

>> No.14501488

>>14501478
It has something to do with a gender-neutral bathroom. I guess I'm a scumbag.

>> No.14501489

>>14501477
>Leaving me alone when I have the flu

Just for that, I'm turning her into a sapient dakimakura and cuddling her until I get better.

>> No.14501490

>>14501478
It he totally wrecked that ass, it was justified vandalism.

>> No.14501491

>>14501475
Well I guess that clears things up.
Thank you Mr mg scholar.

>>14501478
He was filling the streets with his sick graffiti art because he's 12 years old and just played jet set radio

>> No.14501493 [DELETED] 

>>14501429
>the whole post
>most people in this thread
You mean the two autists, right?

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Reminder this exists.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52607539

>> No.14501495

>>14501373
While I don't share his taste, he doesn't seem to be shoving it into everything even when it doesn't fit like the alp lovers, or telling everybody else they're faggots with shit taste for not having them same taste as him like that one guy, or telling everybody that doesn't want to dick the daughteru that they aren't allowed their opinion or that they really want it deep down or that it will happen whether they want it or not like that annoying baiter who likes arguing with that one guy, so I don't see any reason to get angry at him.

>> No.14501496

>>14501489
He said flu, not Japanese Cold(TM) and/or pneumonia.

>> No.14501499

>>14501423
Lewd

>> No.14501504

>>14501488
Eh, you're a shitter, but I really hate SJWs too.

>> No.14501506

>>14501496
I'd stay home for her if she caught the flu.
Either way, she can enjoy being an animated 2D image on a sensitive, huggable pillow until I'm better.

Wizards have no sense of right or wrong, after all.

>> No.14501507 [DELETED] 

TOMBOY MONSTER GIRLS

>> No.14501511

>>14501429
>most people agree with me
>most people in this thread would hate it
From my own personal experience with writing such things, you're wrong. If you write them as actual characters and don't just go against the profile for the (non-existent) novelty value of it, people won't be bothered by it.

>> No.14501512

>>14501494
The redefinition of deepthroating?

That's just hot.

>> No.14501513

>>14501507
ARE KINDA GAY

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>>14501507
Indeed.

>> No.14501516

>>14501513
Quit projecting your own desires you queer.

>> No.14501519 [DELETED] 

>>14501507
OLEV

>>14501493
.. What? I've never seen a submissive hellhound greentext not trigger half the bloody thread- if its seriously only two dudes then they are the loudest fucking people I've ever met. Comparatively speaking, the futa hellhound story was more well-recieved than any subhound story I've seen, and that's saying something.

>> No.14501522

>>14501429
Little Ushi is one of the more loved stories in the thread. Adorabe as fuck. It can be done.

>>14501516
>Lusts in particular for girls that act/look more like boys
>Totally straight
k

>> No.14501524 [DELETED] 

>>14501511
I've never written a story like that, but I gaurentee you, if I write a story making the manticore less rapey or the ushi more civil or the hellhound not a slightly insane kidnap prone pooch, people will hate it.

Seriously, gimme your email so I can send you a link to the shitstorm.

>> No.14501528 [DELETED] 

>>14501519
What the fuck is this faggot even talking about.

>> No.14501529

>>14501491
>Well I guess that clears things up.
Remember kids, KC alps don't have stages, that's all threadcanon!

>>14501514
Guys! Guys! I think I can almost see her cloaca!

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What happens if you take the Barometz out of her jelly ball?

>> No.14501533 [DELETED] 

>>14501464
>What mg do you like, anon?
Alps that don't go full succubus actually sound incredibly chill. Man's mind in a woman's body, right? Knows how to banter, knows how to chill out, knows when you need to be left alone in a quiet place for a while and knows when you need to have someone sit quietly next to you, plays your vidya and reads your nerdy books. Like a best friend who you live with and fuck every now and then.

I like a lot of the others, too. Really, I've got two requirements:
1) She's smart enough and emotionally broad enough that our marriage is an actual relationship and not just a sex contract.
2) She's aggressive in the pursuit of her romantic interest in me. Half the appeal of the monster girl fantasy for me is being the object of her desire, which she works hard to pursue and please.

I'd probably be just as happy with a unicorn as with a hellhound.

>Which one would you like that isn't canon?
Gimme that sweet huldra action, bro.

>>14501486
>You ignore the parts of the canon
I don't. The amazon "owns" her man in the same way that an aristocrat in premodern Europe "owns" his wife: it's her responsibility to care for and protect him and shelter him from a world that he's too delicate to handle on his own, and in return he owes her obedience and submission. Nowhere in this arrangement is abusive behavior implied.

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>>14501507
Are good party members!

>> No.14501537

>>14501530
Her legs will get cold, and she won't be able to walk anywhere because they're so soft and underdeveloped on account of being suspended in jelly all the time.

>> No.14501539

>>14501507
Are for cuddling and wearing spats.

>> No.14501540

>>14501530
That would be bullying!

>> No.14501544

>>14501537
>they're so soft and underdeveloped on account of being suspended in jelly all the time
I don't know man, wouldn't you also think that jelly ball doubles as a medicine ball?

>> No.14501555

>>14501530
KC has stated multiple times that half-human MGs can take up more portable forms. Alarunes and Mermaids can get up and walk, Sandworms can shrink down to Lamia sizes, etc. Probably the same.

>> No.14501557 [DELETED] 

>>14501519
>I've never seen a submissive hellhound greentext not trigger half the bloody thread
I've never seen a submissive hellhound greentext at all, other than a few lines written purely as bait. Are you talking about something specific?

>> No.14501558

>>14501544
I can't think of many ways to exercise using it if your legs are floating freely inside it.
Maybe she gets on her back and does leg raises with it?

>> No.14501569

>>14501522
>Little Ushi is one of the more loved stories in the thread. Adorabe as fuck. It can be done.
This, while true, is more of a joke/cutsey story if you ask me, rather than any straight-faced reading of the canon. Maybe you can argue otherwise, but that's how I see it.
>>Lusts in particular for girls that act/look more like boys
>>Totally straight
>k
Don't even joke shitpost about this bullshit, this is the first civil discussion we've had in months.

>>14501533
>hellhound
I dunno if this fits what you're asking for man.

>huldra
Wut


>nowhere in this arrangement is abusive behavior implied

>They periodically perform man hunts where they attack human settlements and capture men who strike their fancy, taking them back to the village as husbands.
>it's not kidnap officer! He was totally asking for it! Alone, on a nature hike like that!
>did I ask...? Well no of course not, but everyone secretly wants to be kidnapped and raped right?

> By showing off how they ravish their husband, they boast their strength to other amazoness and assert ownership of that man
Maybe you want to be owned, but I don't.


>Also, if a human happens to wander into their village, if it's a man, then the fledgling amazoness will mark him as the target of a "man hunt" on the spot. If it's a woman, then she'll be captured, and in the same manner as a succubus, they will infuse her with demonic energy through sex, and she will be changed into an amazoness
>having your body corrupted into a deformed monstrosity against your will/captured and sold into bondage as a breathing fuckstick for no other reason than "he couldn't outrun me"

Even if this isn't abusive in the greasy shirt, drunken hubby way, its still not exactly consensual, and that ain't me.

>> No.14501572

>>14501555
I remember Alraunes being able to move but I can't imagine a mermaid walking or something as huge as a sandworm shrinking to human size. Where did he says that again?

>> No.14501577 [DELETED] 

>>14501524
Were you not here for little ushi? The thread liked it, no shitstorm. The same writefag also did a cuddledom hellhound and people liked that too.

>> No.14501578

>>14501489
Actually, I like that better.
>Tanuki waifu is the president and CEO of a multi trillion dollar corporation
>You wake up with the flu one day
>She cancels all of her meetings and stays home
>Around 10 in the morning, one of her assistants calls her in a panic, claiming that she needs to come in right now
>"I told you, no calls."
>She hangs up on the assistant
>20 minutes later, the doorbell rings, jerking you back to wakefulness just as you were drifting off
>You're awake long enough to hear your waifu fling the door open and tear into the assistant
>"You just woke my husband up, so you better give me a damn good reason as to why you're here!"
>"I-I'm sorry ma'am, Senator Lovegood is in your office. She wouldn't take no for an answer."
>"Did you tell her WHY I'm not there?"
>"N-no."
>"Then go back and do it. Then make sure to hang yourself afterwords so that you can save me the trouble of WRINGING YOUR SCRAWNY NECK!"
>The door slams
>"I'm sorry Anon, get some rest. It won't happen again."

>> No.14501580 [DELETED] 

>>14501557
No. Just a vague memory of shitstorms past.

I do remember one specific recent incident with a fellow complaining about wanting a manticore (or any other girl) that wouldn't rape him, and then about six different people started shitposting about how he emwas a SJW.

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>>14501558
>a thick-thighed Barometz presenting herself while her fruity juices trickle to her puffy vulva

>> No.14501586

>>14501578
I feel sorry for that poor assistant.

>> No.14501588

>>14501572

Mermaids (Session 4, Question 3)
>Can mermaids move on land?
>"Possible. There are various ways like using the spells of human-transformation, crawling by their tail like Lamia, hovering in the air with their mana(still they cant fly so freely)."

Sandworms (Session 5, Question 7)
>With Sandworm, is female body able to detach from worm's body, or are they fused?
>"They are fused, and can't be detached. However, still depends on their mana and intelligence(both can be developed by continuing marriage), she can change the part that are attached to worm's body to arms or back, and create pseudo-legs like human female. Additionally, they can temporarily shrink worm's body and become the form like Lamia, so they can go to the town with their husbands."

>> No.14501589

>>14501555
Did he say that plant-type monster girls can get up and walk, or that their plants could become mobile? I've somehow come by the mental image of the whole plant uprooting itself and lumbering around on its roots like giant ungainly legs, with the girl sort of balancing on top.

>>14501569
>Wut
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulder

>sold into bondage as a breathing fuckstick
This is exactly what I'm talking about. You're escalating their behavior well above the level that a reasonable interpretation of the profile provides.

>> No.14501591

>>14501588
Mermaids using magic to "swim" through the air? Interesting.

>> No.14501593

>>14501572
It's been in various tweets. Sandworms can walk around outside the body with an external attachment trailing like a tail, and I think they can also shrink themselves with magic. Mermaids either try to move on land or just go "fuckit" and magic up some legs.

>> No.14501598

>>14501588
Ah I see. Still kinda weird to imagine a mermaid moving like a lamia.

>> No.14501600 [DELETED] 

The only girls that can be submissive are the ones designated as such and if a writefag wants to make one dominant that's alright.

However the opposite is not allowed to happen aside from obvioius joke stories and has been proven multiple times.

>> No.14501602 [DELETED] 

>>14501524
He's right. But many people are sick of certain things. So many newer people do X just to be a special snowflake or contrarian or because gap moe gets their dicks hard. So they go I WANT X, and then plan a flimsy premise to justify it. That gets panned. Having something X for a solid story reason is usually not.

>Cutie the adorable moe manticore
"Another one of this shit? Why don't we have proper maneaters?"
or with a certain crowd
"MOE FOR THE MOE GOD! SMUT FOR THE SMUT THRONE!"


>Misunderstood manticore who gets called their version of a church nigger by her peers and has to deal with both her scummy neighbors and the prejudice of other people thinking that she's like them. And maybe meets a nice boy who sees her for who she is.
"Not bad"

Similar premise. It's all in the purpose and execution. "Cute manticores doing cute things" vs. "How would a nice girl manticore work in a world where straight profile manticores are the vast majority?"

>> No.14501604 [DELETED] 

>>14501569
>straight-faced reading of the canon
Anon, none of the writefags care jack-shit about that. I've never seen a single one stick to it 100%, and most ignore huge portions of it. Why do you think people will care if you do the same?

>> No.14501608 [DELETED] 

>>14501580
I agree with this anon, it happens the same exact thing with yuri and yuri related subjects. Something needs to change now.

>> No.14501612 [DELETED] 

What the fuck are you guys doing?
>>14501608
Oh, great.

>> No.14501615

>>14501600
K

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>>14501608

>> No.14501622 [DELETED] 

>>14501580
I remember lots of shitposting revolving around some autist saying he was going to dom and hellhound and we couldn't stop him, and some other autist arguing with him about how the canon doesn't support that. Nothing ever came of it though, it wasn't based on an actual story.

As for the manticore thing, I didn't see that and I don't see how it relates.

>> No.14501623 [DELETED] 

>>14501572
>>14501593
All monsters, being metaphysically half-human, can use the spell Polymorph to temporarily assume a more human form for convenience or intrigue, though how complete/convincing the transformation is depends upon their intelligence (ability to comprehend the human form) and magical aptitude (ability to cast the spell properly). So a mermaid could probably manage legs with fish scales, and a sandworm might not quite manage human size but she could get herself down to being able to fit into the streets without crushing buildings.

>>14501608
>Something needs to change now.
We could fix 95% of our problems by just not responding to people who are obviously looking to start shit. For example, the other guy who just replied to you, or anyone who talks about the thread like it's all one person furiously posting everything.

>> No.14501624

>>14501588
Why has the Sabbath not invented wheelchairs already?

>> No.14501625 [DELETED] 

>>14501622
>As for the manticore thing, I didn't see that and I don't see how it relates.
Non-rapey cuddlecores have been a thing for as long as I can remember. They've generally been well-received. I don't know what anons going on about.

>> No.14501626

>>14501583
Oh god, just imagine how she'd smell. How she'd taste.

I'd eat her out until she couldn't even orgasm anymore.

>> No.14501627 [DELETED] 

>>14501608
Stop. Go away. We aren't even talking about that, don't try to make us.

>> No.14501628 [DELETED] 

>>14501589
>You're escalating their behavior well above the level that a reasonable interpretation of the profile provides

>kidnapped randomly by an amazon tribe while walking in the woods with my wife
>I'm chained to some post and watch as she's turned into one of them
>she begs for them to stop as they force some sort of potion down her throat
>they're stronger than her and easily pry appart her jaws and pour it through as she coughs and sputters
>she eails as her body begins to grind, the skin dankenting and stretching from the extreme growth the potion causes
>when she rises, she dumbly looks at me with a absentminded, but somehow still aloof face
>with all her beauty and intelegence and softness gone, she now only thinks of me as a subordinate and of sex
>raped constantly in front of the entire town
>continually ask to be set free
>denied of course
>die broken and lonely with a savage for a wife and myself little more than an obligation

Not a single part of this is exaggerated. All of it is stages in accordance to what you have deemed normal for Amazons and by KCs official canon. They do all these things, and if you for some reason think otherwise you should reread their page. Is it extended for sale of story? Yes, and some people would say that's drama, and they're kinda right, but that's what's happening here. I've literally just copied off the page.

If at any point you can show that their kidnappings were actually totally consensual, and this is a totally 100% normal abit tall and brown and slightly obsessively matriarchic place, prove it.

These aren't nice people here dude.

>> No.14501630

>>14501624
How will a chair on wheels help them get dicked by oniichan?

>> No.14501633

>>14501624
>Sabbath
>Inventing diddily shit that has nothing to do with sex.
We need a fucking inventor faction based on artillery, utility, and fucking mechas.
I want my magitek walkers suits damn it!

>> No.14501635 [DELETED] 

>>14501612
>>14501618
>>14501627
He's right though, there's no reason to not allow yuri in these threads.

>> No.14501637 [DELETED] 

>>14501625
Yeah, mofucore is the only 'core related thing .less did that I really liked.

>> No.14501638 [DELETED] 

Good to know people that want submissive hellhounds are just shitposting yurifags in disguise.

>> No.14501640

>>14501633
KC has mentioned Magitek in passing; and iirc, did mention that there are at least parts of the Sabbath who work in such things...

Maybe/Hopefully it'll get elaborated on in the Sabbath World Guide...which won't be made for at least another year.

>> No.14501641 [DELETED] 

>>14501628
So whiny.

>> No.14501642

>>14501638
Why intentionally try to cause more strife? What do you get out of it?

>> No.14501643

>>14501633
Everyone knows you can't pilot japamechs above the age of 16 or below the age of 12. You're SOL.

>> No.14501645 [DELETED] 

>>14501635
Do we really need this at this hour, anon? I certainly don't think so.

>> No.14501646

>>14501633
Think they'll do it? Along with the cyclopes?

>> No.14501648 [DELETED] 

>>14501628
>Not a single part of this is exaggerated.
Bruh.
BRUH.

>>14501635
You're right, but here's the thing: whoever it is that gets triggered by yuri stuff is such an unbelievable autist that we have no hope of getting rid of him if he's not actually banned, so everyone seems to have decided that it's just not worth wasting the energy on arguing about it because he *is* going to pitch a fit and it *will* shit up the thread.

>>14501638
This is an example of someone obviously trying to start shit, for anyone who's wondering. The threads would improve immensely if we'd stop responding to them.

>> No.14501650

>>14501638
k

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>>14501646
Oops, forgot my picture.

>> No.14501653 [DELETED] 

>>14501638
Just because you don't like yuri or maledom doesn't make it shitposting, triggerfag.

>> No.14501654

>>14501643
>Japamechs
I was talking more along the lines of that Loader that Ripley used in Aliens.
Except heavily armored, and equipped with big punchy hands and a shoulder mounted tasers.

>> No.14501656 [DELETED] 

>>14501602
So far I've only seen this accepted once, in the "cuddlecore" story by Bob I believe where she's basically a neko with a tailpussy. Which I feel defeats the purpose of a manticore, I mean, even the "nice" ones would be aggressive and constantly go for but shots when playing hockey right?

>>14501608
I don't really want to get involved in the yuri fight right now. Live and let live. I don't understand why the backseat mods don't get banned though.

>>14501625
>They've generally been well-received
Ehhhhh.......
That fight proved to me that writing a slightly less rapey Dom story is like trying to felate a cactus without getting spined. Entirely possible, just ill advised.

>> No.14501657 [DELETED] 

>Responding to all of this shit
I hope you all die alone and unloved

>> No.14501658 [DELETED] 

>>14501645
Just ignore it and maybe it'll go away.
Alternatively, we could take the tanuki route and setup a stand selling bait to fisherman. We'll make a fortune.

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>>14501643
>Read that as Jagermechs
It's a fine officer's ride!

>> No.14501661

>>14501654
MGE is the domain of Venus; if you want Mars, try WH40K.

>> No.14501662

>>14501651
I always forget just how tiny the KC Dwarfs actually are.
She's super cute.

>> No.14501664 [DELETED] 

>>14501657
Does responding to your shit also count, grumpy-kun?

>> No.14501665 [DELETED] 

>>14501641
I am entitled to my taste.

>>14501648
>Bruh.
>BRUH.
Why me what I did not copy from the page. Go ahead.

I literally just took what was written and expanded on it.

>> No.14501666 [DELETED] 

Hey, if we allow yuri we HAVE to allow futa again. We just have to.

>> No.14501667 [DELETED] 

>>14501665
>Why
*show

>> No.14501669

>>14501633
>fucking mechas
That's a wonderful idea. I want to build a giant FuckMech to fuck my sandworm in her huge worm anus. I'll be damned if I never get to fuck my wife's ass just because it isn't physically feasible.

>> No.14501670 [DELETED] 

>>14501648
>One guy
>Triggered

Oh look, it's Negawalker's clone again. Can't you put on a trip so we can all filter your inane shit already?

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>>14501633

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>>14501286

Slug/snail girls are pretty cute.

>> No.14501673

>>14501666
I'd much rather have futa than your shitposting. Futa I can filter if I find it annoying. You I cannot.

>> No.14501674 [DELETED] 

>>14501664
>grumpy-kun
Fitting enough. It's the same shit in here day after day. Why can't we all just love MGs?

>> No.14501676

>>14501669
Anyone got that picture from Knights of Sidonia where the guy is used his giant mech to play in the ocean with the giant organic mecha-girl he's crushing on?]

>> No.14501677 [DELETED] 

>>14501670
Will you stop fucking shitposting already you dick?

You've called like 3 different people nega so far. Go away.

>> No.14501678 [DELETED] 

>>14501666
No, we are just talking about maledom and yuri, get that shit out of here.

>> No.14501681

>>14501672
I wonder what it'd be like to squeeze inside her shell with her.

>> No.14501682

>>14501661
I just want to go around in a 12 foot tall mech protecting villages from bandits and the like.
Just imagine some Salamander and her gang waltzing into a town expecting some easy cash and boys, only to for her to get punched in the face and knocked out by a steel fist, and her gang members barely have time to register a bunch of wires with barbs at the end sticking them before they get an electric assisted nap.
And when the Salamander wakes up, she dedicates her life to finding the "Metal Man" and making him her husband.

>> No.14501684 [DELETED] 

>>14501645
He's not wrong, we just don't need more fighting right now.

We already have the
>if someone disagrees with me, he's negawalker
Guy

>> No.14501689

>>14500631
Try to distract my brother from finding a long-term commitment or sabotage it somehow, as he'll get his perfect /fit/ girl type in form of a Lizard/Salamander.
Hope the parents stay alive and look after their health so they make it into Undead.

>> No.14501690

Would your waifu be a Jedi or Sith?

>> No.14501691

>>14501678
Last few times we did a poll, the numbers divided up, on average, loosely about 60% femdom, 30% maledom, 10% switch/equal. So that's not an argument against maledom, it's an argument for yuri.

>> No.14501693 [DELETED] 

>>14501691
>30%
That's way too generous.

>> No.14501695

>>14501690
>Jedi
>Chastee monks
>No love allowed

Sith for everyones waifu. End of discussion.

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>>14501690
Gray Knight

>> No.14501698

>>14501690
Jedi's can't take lovers or something.

>> No.14501699 [DELETED] 

>>14501684
>If someone says every fetish that you don't get banned for is acceptable, you're negawalker

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

>> No.14501702

>>14501690
Sith.

She's good at domina...I mean, 'convincing' other.

>> No.14501706

>>14501690
Gray Jedi.
Jolee Bindo knew what he was doing.

>> No.14501707 [DELETED] 

>>14501677
>Calling out shitposters is shitposting
Take a look in the mirror pal. You're the shitposter. Hell, anybody who even starts going on about autists and triggers is a complete shitposter. Why don't you start spamming salt and toxic for your buzzwords next.

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>>14501690
Sith. Don't open it.

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>>14501690
Is that really a question?

>> No.14501713 [DELETED] 

>>14501665
>>14501656
>>14501648
>>14501628
>>14501625
>>14501622
>>14501602
>>14501580
>>14501569
>>14501533
>>14501524
>>14501519
>>14501486
>>14501475
>a productive, civil discussion about relevant topics with opinions and information being exchanged
>people being willing to modify their former opinions because of other information and opinions presented
>no shitposting, no name calling, no "this is bait because I don't agree with it" shit

This is the best Christmas present I could have asked for

>> No.14501715

>>14501690
My waifu is chaotic neutral.

>> No.14501717

>>14501709
>forgetting to spoiler
Can't tell if dumbass or jackass.

>> No.14501718

>>14501709
I'm like super retarded.

>> No.14501719

>>14501690
She'd probably be a Sith, so she could Force Choke my dick.

>> No.14501722

>>14501681

pretty cramped I imagine with your body pressed tightly against her soft, squishy body, covered entirely in her slime. Well unless she got a bigger shell that could accommodate the two of you more easily.

>> No.14501724 [DELETED] 

>>14501699
This better be sarcasm.

>> No.14501725

>>14501691
I remember switch/equal being a lot higher than that, but it's been a while.

>> No.14501726

>>14501719
Wight handjob?

>> No.14501728

>>14501709
First Gelbooru, now here?!
WTF?!

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>>14501709
Not that this hasn't already been spoiled pretty much everywhere on the internet already, but fuck you.

>> No.14501730 [DELETED] 

>>14501713
They are all passive aggressive alps.

>> No.14501731 [DELETED] 

>>14501724
You don't even know who he was, do you?

>> No.14501733

>>14501682
Idea: Magitek lemon-shooting arm cannons.
The only problem is that they'll only fit shotas.

>> No.14501734

>>14501717
>>14501718
>>14501728
>>14501729
Not even him, but calm down. It's a bad movie anyways.

>> No.14501735 [DELETED] 

>>14501731
Keep your strawmanning out of here.

This is the best thread we've had in a very long time, DO NOT shit it up

>> No.14501736

>>14501709
Is he supposed to be a discount version of Jacen or something?

>> No.14501737

>>14501729
You know the reason why people keep doing this is because of just how hilariously ass annihilated people get, right?
I had a guy tell me he was going to find out where I live, kill my whole family and then make me watch while he fucked my mother's corpse. With responses that good, how can you not keep throwing the bait out there?

>> No.14501739

>>14501709
Who is that?

>> No.14501740

>>14501734
Go figure they'd fuck it up

>> No.14501741

>>14501693
>>14501725
In the polls the femdoms were steady at about 2/3rds. The switch/equal and maledom varied, I suspect in part because the wording changed with polls (some said switch only, others said equal, some said both).

But in the polls, maledom typically fluctuated between 1.5 times as large as the switch to up to four times as large as the switch.

>> No.14501748

>>14501728
Cunts will be cunts.

>>14501737
Are you twelve? Because only a child would derive enjoyment from that.

>> No.14501749

>>14501733
Why would I want that when I could have cool mechas?

>> No.14501750 [DELETED] 

>>14501730
>Being able to end arguments by blowing in ears and gently stroking spadetails

I fucking wish.

>> No.14501751 [DELETED] 

>>14501735
So that would be a no. It's not a strawman either, no more than talking about big throbbing dicks on Cheshire cats would get you called Bob. Boy, you are one pathetic over-opinionated newfag.

>> No.14501752 [DELETED] 

>>14501665
You literally just took what was written and whipped it into a grimdark headcanon completely at odds with the tone of the setting. I have many, many complaints about KC's worldbuilding, but I will never accuse him of writing a world of suffering.

>Show me what I did not copy from the page.
All of this:
>she begs for them to stop as they force some sort of potion down her throat
>they're stronger than her and easily pry appart her jaws and pour it through as she coughs and sputters
>she eails as her body begins to grind, the skin dankenting and stretching from the extreme growth the potion causes
>when she rises, she dumbly looks at me with a absentminded, but somehow still aloof face
>with all her beauty and intelegence and softness gone, she now only thinks of me as a subordinate and of sex
>raped constantly in front of the entire town
>continually ask to be set free
>denied of course
>die broken and lonely with a savage for a wife and myself little more than an obligation

Literally all of that, fresh out of your contrarian ass.

Monsterification is supposed to be intensely sexually pleasurable and not painful in any way. Talking about her body grinding and her skin stretching like she's in physical agony is pulling shit out of your ass. It also doesn't overwrite the woman's personality. KC's stated multiple times that a woman has to have an affinity for the sort of monster that she transforms into; that is, whatever their final disposition is they were already like that as humans. Since all human women can become succubi, the logical assumption is that succubus personalities vary just as much as human personalities do.

Amazons are a form of succubus. They are *taught* to be the way they are. Here, look at this, actually quoted from the profile: "Afterwards, she will be educated in the ways of the amazoness warriors, learning the arts of war, the roles of men and women that differ from the outside world, and how to ravish and please men, etc."

>learning the roles of men and women that differ from the outside world
Your darling wife isn't just going to have a magic switch flipped in her head and suddenly start looking at you like shit on the bottom of her shoe. The other village women are going to start telling her, in between lessons on spearfighting and trapping, that it's her job to look after you, that you're weaker than her so she has to protect you, that as the strong one it's her job to go out and do dangerous things like hunting while you stay safe at home, etc. And this will all sound right to her, and she'll enjoy behaving that way, but at no point in this process does she suddenly decide that you're just a breathing dildo and conclude that if you're crying and clearly miserable it's not her problem or whatever weird suffering fantasy you just cooked up that was.

That last line of yours, especially, is so completely divorced not just from the profile but from all of KC's setting info that I'm starting to suspect that you're trolling me.

>> No.14501753

>>14501737
>I am starting shit, I know I am starting shit, and I don't care because I find it funny
Leave.

>> No.14501754

>>14501749
So you can defend yourself when the mecha gets busted.

>> No.14501756

>>14501749
Because see >>14501661

>> No.14501758 [DELETED] 

>>14501735
Friend, you're currently making the mistake of actively engaging with a shitposter. Every time you reply, you just feed him. Stop. Ignore. Do not respond.

>> No.14501761

>>14501737
>>14501753
Remember that trolling is against the 4chan global rules. Take whatever action you will in response to that reminder.

>> No.14501762

The thread is burning, that one anon would be sad.

>> No.14501765 [DELETED] 

>>14501758
>Disagreeing that yuri belongs here is shitposting
I don't even know where to begin with this. Disgust I suppose.

>> No.14501771

>>14501741
We need a new fucking poll

>> No.14501773 [DELETED] 

>>14501752
I like you, but the anons that writes this shit about Amazons aren't going to listen to reason

>> No.14501776 [DELETED] 

>>14501765
This is your reply.

>> No.14501780

>>14501756
I don't give a shit about what Venus wants, I want to be the steel protector of innocents.

>> No.14501781

>>14501771
Surely that will end all arguing once and for all, just like every poll before it!

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EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS ACTIVATED

Posting Yeti

Look at the Yeti anons. Think about warm soft things like Yeti hugs, evenings snuggled together by a fire, and hot chocolate.

>> No.14501788 [DELETED] 

>>14501776
Because that's why this thread has been virtually yuri-free for over four years. Just one triggered autist has kept it that way. Because everybody agrees with you. Yep. You couldn't possibly be the shitposter trying to force what you want. Nope. I mean, that would be crazy right?

>> No.14501789

>>14501786
I'm grumpy. I don't want hugs.

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>>14501786
Your hugs are as cold as the climate you live in!

>> No.14501792 [DELETED] 

>>14501788
This is your reply.

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I just wanna get molested by a goth Holstaur guys.

>> No.14501796

Which monstergirls would love chicken tendies and agree to a system that uses Good Girl Points?

>> No.14501797

>>14501790
I wanna get hugged by an onee-san demon.

>> No.14501800 [DELETED] 

>>14501786
I want to shave her bald and make fun of her awkward, oversized fingers and toes.

>>14501773
I won't begrudge a man his headcanon. I recognize the narrative role that's filled by the evil, man-abusing amazons. I can see how that would have a place in a story, and would help develop the story by being included. Like in the anonymoose saga: The evil amazon village played an important role in showing that Rose prioritized Laven's safety and genuinely wanted to see him unharmed and out of danger.

But as long as we're talking about KC's setting and materials, it's blatantly clear that that's all nonsense.

>> No.14501801

>>14501796
Grizzlies? Maybe minotaurs?

>> No.14501803 [DELETED] 

>>14501800
>I want to shave her bald and make fun of her awkward, oversized fingers and toes.
I- I don't think I like you anymore...

>> No.14501804 [DELETED] 

>>14501752
I literally took the canon and wrote it to show the actions that it entailed, which you seem to be in denial of.

Apparently you seem to think being captured and raped is totally okay, and that a woman can be convinced to betray her husband because someone sat her down at a desk and told her how great endless dickings were for 20 minutes.

and even if this was all somehow the woman's plan, you fondly ignore the implications of the man, and what happened to him.

So I'm walking in the Forest, and I get jumped by Amazons. Do you honestly think I will enjoy what happens next? Think about my poor ass, I'm just walking along, minding my own business, and oop! Kidnapped by Amazons. They make no mention of giving their husbands free will of any time. You ignored the part where they literally go on hunts to abduct people.

> I'm starting to suspect that you're trolling me.

Oh I see, you're one of those people. Fuck you, you're just as bad as the negaspam guy, or the guy who flips his shit because "yuri" where there is none, or any of the other people who think backseat modding is okay.


You gonna actually be reasonable with this? Or are you gonna be the little boy who cries wolf because someone had the audacity to have an opinion that is not your own. Don't even let yourself get near that level. I thought you were cool.

Listen, I'll give you the time of day to write what you think, ur Jesus don't just cover your ears and go "lalalala I'm not listening" because I don't want to be dragged off into the woods by some meathead. At the very least you should accept that I am inclined to my own taste. Maybe, I don't want to be kidnapped by a pack of 7 foot tall sassy black women.

>> No.14501808 [DELETED] 

>>14501800
>I want to shave her bald and make fun of her awkward, oversized fingers and toes.
O-Oh

>> No.14501809

>>14501781
Trying won't hurt.

>> No.14501812

I want to assault a fortified position with a Siege-breaker Wurm and cum in her armored pussy afterwards as payment.

>> No.14501813 [DELETED] 

>>14501800
>But as long as we're talking about KC's setting and materials, it's blatantly clear that that's all nonsense
>raidig villages to capture men and brainwash the women
>not abusive
Mk.

>> No.14501816

>>14501809
As long as it's an actually secure polling service like polldaddy and none of this strawpoll facebook poll shit

>> No.14501819 [DELETED] 

>>14501713
Merry Christmas, faglord.

Phew, it was feeling too reasonable in here for a bit.

>> No.14501822 [DELETED] 

>>14501804
Not even him, but your fucking nuts if you think the self-regulation of this place isn't why it's not full of monsterboys and all the rest.

>> No.14501823
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>>14501816
I still fail to see why so many people are pissed off at this guy. Are they weighed down by Earth's gravity or something?

>> No.14501827

What is the best setting in MGE and why is it Wonderland?

>> No.14501831

>>14501827
That's not the Mist Continent

>> No.14501832

>>14501633
Dwarves. Just expect half of their designs to incorporate sex in some way.

>> No.14501834

>>14501795
Would she lactate chocolate milk because of her dark soul? Would she paint her hooves black(er)? Woul she still moo when I stroke her ears anyway?

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>>14501827
>Wonderland
Wonderland has good girls, but everything else is shit.

Undead Kingdoms are where it's at.

>> No.14501837

>>14501827
MGE is the setting. You mean plane? Location? Civilization?

Not!Japan is the best. It has a good ratio of cuties and flat out terrifying rape machines.

>> No.14501838

>>14501827
As far as the girls it can be fun, but as a setting Wonderland is barely better than Pandemonium. Zippangu/Mist Continent is best setting.

>> No.14501839 [DELETED] 

>>14501822
Self regulation is anarchy under a more pretentious name

>> No.14501840

>>14501834
I want to dip a goth Holst's nipples in chocolate syrup and suckle them.

>> No.14501841

>>14501795
>Filename
Explain?

>> No.14501842

>>14501835
Why yes Miss, I am available as a footwarmer.

>> No.14501843

>>14501832
You've been reading too much Oglaf friend
>inb4there'snosuchthing

>> No.14501844

>>14501834
>Would she lactate chocolate milk because of her dark soul?
Niet.
>Would she paint her hooves black(er)?
Niet.
>Would she still moo when I stroke her ears anyway?
Damn straight.

>> No.14501845 [DELETED] 

>>14501819
I knew it had to go to shit sometime but I had hoped it would just be the backseat mods waking up, not the guy who I thought had some sense.

>> No.14501848

>>14501842
>footwarmer
She needs a full body warmer, anon. Get in bed and make with the body heat. Now.

>> No.14501849
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>>14501841
The MC of Fire Emblem Fates is half-dragon.

>> No.14501850

>>14501848
Yes'm.

>> No.14501851 [DELETED] 

>>14501839
>Not sure if joking
You are aware that every grassroot unofficial organization falls under that right? Neighborhood associations, cooperatives, neighborhood watch, and all the rest. It's the opposite of anarchy.

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>>14501827
There's floating islands in the MGE, so those.

>> No.14501856

>>14501849
>European Empire vs Not!Japan
>Better make MC a shape-shifting half-dragon with a chainsword
I want to know what people were smoking when that idea came up.

>> No.14501858 [DELETED] 

>>14501851
Well, the self governance we have here is anarchy alright

>> No.14501864

>>14501852
It's my ultimate dream to live on my own little floating island or self-sustaining Laputa-esque air fortress with my waifu and daughterus. Everything wee need would be there, and we'd never need to come down.

>> No.14501866 [DELETED] 

>>14501858
>People hated by enough other people get shouted down until the minority eventually shut up or leave
More of a true democracy really.

>> No.14501868

>>14501848
Is this in a lewd sense, or strictly a job she pays me for? Because the latter is rather funny to imagine.
>Wight hires you as her personal body warmer
>You sleep with her every night
>She demands that you spoon with her while nearly naked
>The rest of the help thinks you're fucking the boss
>She's really just using you as a living thermal blanket
>Nothing ever happens in bed
>She even got upset with you the first few nights you got hard

>> No.14501869 [DELETED] 

>>14501804
>>14501800
>>14501752
Not sure if you're gonna be on here, but at the very least you need to admit that Amazons are rapists and abductors.



>They periodically perform man hunts where they attack human settlements and capture men who strike their fancy, taking them back to the village as husbands.


This quote should establish that plenty.

I cannot understand why you portray these guys as
>Amazons were good girls they dinndu nuffin wrong

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>>14501856
Because it's all an asshole Eldritch Dragons fault.

>> No.14501872
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>Hello
Be skinny-dipping in a pond on a hot summer day, see this. What do?

>> No.14501873 [DELETED] 

>>14501866
>tyranny of the majority
>if I yell loud enough, I must be right
Fucking fantastic.

>> No.14501878

>>14501868
>She even got upset with you the first few nights you got hard
Why? That's just extra high-heat surface area to absorb warmth from. That's not a problem, it's a goddamn feature. Tell her she's welcome next tome you pop a boner due to close proximity to that ass.

>> No.14501879

>>14501872
Say hello, question exactly what the hell she is, where I am, why I'm being a faggot and skinny dipping, what is love, ext

>> No.14501881

>>14501872
Apologize and find my own corner of the grotto. If she seems receptive or offers I hang in the area with her.

>> No.14501882

>>14501872
MY KEYS

>> No.14501883

>>14501879
What's gay about swimming naked? And she's obviously a kind of water lizard.

>> No.14501889 [DELETED] 

>>14501873
That's exactly how a proper forum (a real one, not a message board) or club operates. When like minded people get together in a social setting, then the rules are built around what makes the greatest number happy. That's how it should be for the most people to enjoy themselves too. Funny thing is, that's how nations generally operate as well.

>> No.14501890

>>14501883
I've got a kind of water lizard

>> No.14501891 [DELETED] 

>>14501866
Because in a true democracy, one person can pretend to be 100 different people and pull it off at the voting booth.

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>>14501878
She's mad because it's unprofessional. Being so shameless about your arousal in front of the lady of the house, and pushing it against her body no less! Just how do you expect her to react to such a crass display?

>> No.14501896 [DELETED] 

>>14501889
>anything that isn't popular is wrong
>if I yell like a fucking baboon, I am right no matter what I say
>Sustainability and logic and logistics and everything that actually makes a country run be dammed, I just want to be a prissy bitch
>also fuck the constitution
Helloooo trump

>> No.14501898 [DELETED] 

>>14501891
There's usually not a ton samefagging here. That's why cases like Writefag-kun stand out so much. It's actually safer to assume different people most of the time. People bot stuff the hell out of strawpoll though.

>> No.14501900 [DELETED] 

>>14501804
>At the very least you should accept that I am inclined to my own taste. Maybe, I don't want to be kidnapped by a pack of 7 foot tall sassy black women.
That's perfectly valid and a cogent objection to the amazon. I've got no problem with that.

What I've got a problem with is you going on to say that the man is reduced to less than an animal, an object that the woman ruts on when she's horny and hangs from the ceiling by his ankles to beat when she's not. That's a load of junk, man.

>you seem to think being captured and raped is totally okay
I think it's par for the course for the MGE setting, and that equivocating what monsters do when they rape a guy with the iconic dirty, violent street rapist of reality-land is openly dishonest.
>a woman can be convinced to betray her husband because someone sat her down at a desk and told her how great endless dickings were for 20 minutes
You're sneaking things into the discussion using weasel-words, brosef. Like here, when you talk about the wife "betraying" her husband. What, exactly, is she doing?

Holding him against his will, check.

Having sex with him when he doesn't want to have sex? Iffy: I don't put much store by my ability to resist a fucking succubus trying to seduce me, especially if she was also a woman who I loved, who I knew loved me, and who already knew how to turn me on. There's an element of objectification here in that his will is being ignored, but he's not being physically harmed and arguing about emotional harm or trauma would be going around in circles because supernatural sex appeal interacts with consent in weird ways. Maybe there's a sense that your trust in her has been violated, but this is still in a completely separate psychological category from Uncle Handsy getting friendly with you at your seventh birthday party.

Beating him, mutilating him, leaving him tied to the roof by his ankles, etc. No. No check. Where the fuck is this coming from, 'cause it's not the fucking profile.

So let's look at this from the woman's perspective. You're in the middle of fucking nowhere, in a way that you can't really be in today's world. There's no planes, no helicopters, no engine-powered boats or ATVs, just miles and miles and miles of untouched jungle. You are balls deep in the undeveloped wilderness, civilization a distant memory well beyond the horizon. Surprisingly, you've come across habitation. Doubly surprisingly, the inhabitants have taken you and your husband captive. They then put you through the single most mind-blowing night of your life, and even days after the event it feels like you're still basking in the afterglow. Your body has changed; everything feels good, now. Your awareness of sensuous experience is heightened beyond anything that you'd ever experienced before. What's more, you're turned on. All the time, turned on. It seems like everything reminds you of sex, somehow. Especially your husband; you can't look at him, can't even think of him, without being hit by the urge to rip his clothes off, pin him to the floor, and ride him until he screams your name. The feel of him underneath you sets a fire in your gut. The look of pleasure on his face when you take him, and the knowledge that it's pleasure that you gave him, that he looks like that, feels like that, because of you, makes you want to laugh and sing and leap into the air and catch the sun in your hands. You weren't really alive before this, you realize, weren't really his wife before this. Your new awareness of him, of his weaknesses and pleasures, you feel like you're coming to know him for the first time. And you owe this, this wonderful thing, to these women. And they're still helping you get closer to him, teaching you new ways to make him happy and make him squirm, and you can't thank them enough for that because, as you've discovered, nothing in the world makes you happier than making him happy. And they're telling you things about how you need to treat him, about how he needs to be kept safe, how you need to protect him, how he belongs in the village where he can always be watched over and defended from anything that could hurt him, and of course they're right because you love him more than anything in the world and the very idea of something hurting him makes you feel like your heart's been ripped from your chest and you haven't missed that you're now capable of picking him up off the ground one-handed and how did you never notice before how weak he was? Of course he has to be kept safe at home.

Now explain to her how she's betrayed you.

>So I'm walking in the Forest, and I get jumped by Amazons. Do you honestly think I will enjoy what happens next?
Yes, actually. Sex with monsters is explicitly stated to be mind-blowing. It's on a completely different level than what you get with human women. You'll be into it even if you don't want to be.

>>14501869
>Amazons were good girls they dinndu nuffin wrong
Yeah, bro, you move those goalposts!

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>>14501894
>Ara ara~
Oh no! Her friends came over!

>> No.14501905 [DELETED] 

>>14501901
sorry not into gaps
>>14501900
quit shitting up the thread with your walls of text faglord.
at least writefags make interesting walls of text

>> No.14501908 [DELETED] 

>>14501905
This is your reply.

>> No.14501909

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember to properly train you dragon daughterus so she can grow up nice and strong with a wicked set of abs.


Also, just finished writing at 10k now need to edit over the next couple days.

>> No.14501911

>>14501909
Who are you, you beautiful madman?

>> No.14501912 [DELETED] 

>>14501900
Well put. I'm not one for nonconsent, but I don't like how they're portrayed as husband-beaters either.

>> No.14501913 [DELETED] 

>>14501900
Oh enough of this.
One point at a time.


Getting mindbroken to the point that all you can think of is sex is terrible, and if you think otherwise, that's a matter of taste, is it not?

So here parts the path between myself and the mansluts. Perhaps there is nothing wrong with being a manslut, but I do not wish to be one and there is nothing wrong with that.

As we have established, I have every right to not want to be a manslut. So Amazons raping and pillaging my village and forcing me to become one against my will is not good, correct?

>> No.14501915 [DELETED] 

>>14501908
I'm sorry you were born with terminal fagness anon.
>>14501909
>writefagging
What monstergirl?

>> No.14501916 [DELETED] 

>>14501912
How the fuck is being kidnapped consensual

>> No.14501917

>>14501911
Someone who hasn't produced anything in a while

Average.

>> No.14501918 [DELETED] 

>>14501913
>mindbroken
I thought we all agreed this is shit and shouldn't be a thing?

>> No.14501920 [DELETED] 

>>14501915
Keeping secret for plot reasons.

>> No.14501921 [DELETED] 

>>14501916
It's not? Try actually reading my post before you start foaming at the mouth.

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>>14501901
>Have another embarrassing display in front of the missus
>The next day she has lunch with some friends
>She's whispering, but you can't help but feel she's talking about you
>They keep glancing over at you
>The vampire is staring you up and down, licking her lips a bit
>Later she pulls you aside
>'Such a naughty boy. But you sound like just my type.~'
>'If you ever want some more... stimulating work, you should call me.'
>The missus shoos her away before she can poach more of her help.

>> No.14501925 [DELETED] 

>>14501920
Will the secret be like a Christmas present?

>> No.14501926

>>14501849
Oh so that's someone's customized Corrin? Kay then.

>> No.14501929

>>14501925
Probably not.
This is part one of a series and I do imagine that folks will pick out who the final girl is pretty easily although she really won't come into play for a while.

>> No.14501931 [DELETED] 

>>14501918
Well, KC says too fucking bad.

>>14501921
>pillaging a town doesn't count as assault
Dood

>> No.14501933 [DELETED] 

>>14501913
Oh shit, now we're gonna argue about ethics.

>Getting mindbroken to the point that all you can think of is sex is terrible, and if you think otherwise, that's a matter of taste, is it not?
It doesn't sound terribly Epicurean to me, which is generally a good heuristic for whether or not something is good.
It also doesn't sound terribly like what happens to a woman who is transformed into an amazon or to a man who becomes an amazon's husband, so I'm not entirely sure how it pertains to this discussion.

>As we have established, I have every right to not want to be a manslut. So Amazons raping and pillaging my village and forcing me to become one against my will is not good, correct?
If by "manslut" you mean "mindbroken sexthing reduced to the state of Mill's satisfied pig," then your question itself is wrong, Socrates. That's not what happens.

>> No.14501934

>>14501917
You. I like you.

>> No.14501937

Anyone else ever imagined being a child prince living in an oppressive household who one day gets kidnapped by a bunch of Monstergirl Bandits and held for ransom?
And then they learn how horrible and abusive your father and mother are and refuse to hand you over to them, instead raising you as their own and being a better family then the King and Queen ever were.
And then in your teenage years, you end up beating a roving Salamander in combat and causing her to fall for you.
Then your Bandit Onee-sans get super defensive of you while they make sure that the Salamander isn't just using you for cheap pleasure.
I admit to having thought about this a little too much.

>> No.14501938

>>14501934

Thank you, I hope I don't disappoint.

>> No.14501939

>>14499832
Thread ruined, abandon hope all ye who enter.
Someone just post succubutts, I need more.

>> No.14501941

>>14501937
I mean, I hadn't thought of that before, but I'm going to now.

>>14501939
But anon, succubi dig giant robots too.

>> No.14501943

>>14501939
Well shit, that wasn't meant to be a reply.

>> No.14501946 [DELETED] 

>>14501933
>It also doesn't sound terribly like what happens to a woman who is transformed into an amazon or to a man who becomes an amazon's husband, so I'm not entirely sure how it pertains to this discussion
All your golden words are spent, faggot.
I wasn't even talking about the woman.

>>14501933
>If by "manslut" you mean "mindbroken sexthing reduced to the state of Mill's satisfied pig," then your question itself is wrong, Socrates. That's not what happens.
Yes it is, certainly to the women, which I was not even talking about it you brought into this anyway.

Listen dude, realtalk for a second here, you gonna keep spouting pretentious fucking words and acting like you're all that on an anonymous imageboard to ty to impress people? Have some fucking humility.

Try to act normal, yeah?

>> No.14501948 [DELETED] 

>>14501933
>>Getting mindbroken to the point that all you can think of is sex is terrible, and if you think otherwise, that's a matter of taste, is it not?
>It doesn't sound terribly Epicurean to me, which is generally a good heuristic for whether or not something is good.
>It also doesn't sound terribly like what happens to a woman who is transformed into an amazon or to a man who becomes an amazon's husband, so I'm not entirely sure how it pertains to this discussion.
I like how you use all these big words and not even respond to his argument.

>> No.14501949

>>14501894
>Arousal
Look lady, let's talk physics. More contact equals more heat transfer, and my erection adds like an extra ten square feet. On top of that this state of "arousal" increases my body temperature as a whole so all the rest of me works better too. And as if that wasn't enough the extra length ALSO means I can reach certain places I wouldn't be able to normall for a deeper, more rapid heating. And you see that pre-ejaculatory fluid dripping out right now? That's a thermal reservoir that you're letting go to waste because you're worried about being all prim and proper even though you aren't married. Ya see? That's why the best, most efficient position involves my turgid tallywacker in your anus, even ignoring any potential friction I could induce. Thinking like that is why I'm the most professional motherfucker in this entire goddamn mansion--and, I'd like to add, the only one capable of keeping that efficient state up all night. Now, do you wanna get warm or do you wanna get WARM?

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I'm writing about a hero doing some practice in case he runs into sexy ninja ladies, how does someone prepare for that?

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Is there a set time for Dragon Posting?

Like I need a schedule for when it is.

>> No.14501959 [DELETED] 

>>14501948
He's basically osric.
At leat osric had some royals to impress, all this guy is doing is showing us how wide he can stretch his rectum

>> No.14501961

>>14501950
1. Actually prepare for Ninjas, that's clearly a Samurai.
2. Watch this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZkB8g0JuOM
3. YEEART.

>> No.14501962

>>14501950
Remember the basics of CQC.
Have a soliton radar system.
Learn how to fight blind.
Really, anti-ninja measures are all over in martial arts animu/movies. Something something develop the other senses. Also this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmkxsQnNujI

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>>14501958
It's whenever!

>> No.14501964 [DELETED] 

>>14501959
I've agreed with his last two posts for the most part but now he's pulling it out of his ass. This whole argument needs to stop because you're both just arguing semantics and confusing the issue.

Sit down and agree to have your own tastes/headcannon.

>> No.14501966 [DELETED] 

>>14501946
>Have some fucking humility.
Read a fucking book.
>I wasn't even talking about the woman.
And I mentioned the man as well. Do keep up.

>>14501948
>all these big words
You should also read a fucking book.
>and not even respond to his argument
Are you illiterate? He asserted that being made into a mindbroken sextoy was bad, or if not bad at least debatably bad. I agreed. Then he framed a question in a way that included the assumption that that's what happens to you when an amazon kidnaps you, which is wrong, and I told him that he was wrong. I responded to him directly.

>> No.14501968

>>14501941
Also imagine if Your royal parents sent out your childhood friend, who is now a Knight, to find you.
She doesn't know about how horrible your parents are and thinks you've been brainwashed when she finds you.
Also, she gets really jealous when she sees the Salamander clinging to your arm.

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>>14501963
Improper and unacceptable.

Give me a time.

>> No.14501974

>>14501969
Well, at what time can dragon time boot all of the other times off the clock by sheer force? That's pretty much any time save maybe lilim time. So, whenevers.

>> No.14501975 [DELETED] 

>>14501964
I'm fine with that.

All I want to say is this: while the MGE Amazons may not be "husband beaters", they are however certainly rapists and violent people through their attacks, as well as abductors, who also transform and induct people against their will into their own culture, which makes them bad.

There. No fluff, no drama, no opinion.

>> No.14501977 [DELETED] 

>>14501966
>Read a fucking book.

Not even him, but knowing the audience you're speaking to and knowing how to best reach them is part of intelligence as well, not merely the largest and biggest synonym you can think of for that moment. Just like being the best soldier doesn't mean using the most destructive weapon at every single opportunity.

>> No.14501979

>>14501962
I just watched this the day before yesterday, man.

>> No.14501980 [DELETED] 

>>14501966
>which is wrong,
You keep ignoring the "brainwash women, abduct the men" thing bro.

And you're still just trying to impress some non existent croud, and insulting me instead of pursuing an argument in a civil way

>> No.14501981

>>14501937
Write it out.

>> No.14501983 [DELETED] 

>>14501977
I think a better comparason is expecting to win every time just because your equipment cost more

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>>14501963
But most of them would be really sleepy right now.

>> No.14501986 [DELETED] 

>>14501975
And I'll say that if you ignore the spirit of the setting with no bad ends, then the whole thing is shit. It literally doesn't work, which is why it is supposed to always be a good end, somehow/someway. Arguing otherwise is pointless and you waste all of our time.

>> No.14501991

We need something light-hearted. Post cuteness.

>> No.14501992 [DELETED] 

>discussion is gone despite it being thread related
Oh come on

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>>14501949
>Such vulgar language!
>I refuse to stand for such obscene displays from my employees.
>I'm afraid I have no choice.
>I will no longer be needing you as a hired hand.
>You may pack you things in the morning.
>Where are you going?
>I never told you to leave.
>True I said I no longer needed you as my aide.
>Now I want you as my lover.
>Nearly a century living in this house, and you're the first man to actually be honest with me.
>Every other man either restrained themselves or resigned out of shame.
>But now I finally found someone willing to be open with me.
>Tomorrow, you'll move your belongings to my bedroom.
>But for tonight, you have to help me stay WARM.~

>> No.14501997

>>14501872
Greetings. I find you very attractive. As we are both currently naked, would you like to engage in coitus?

>> No.14502002

>>14501997
NEEEERD!

>> No.14502007

>>14501993
Well that went far better than I could've hoped. Finally a good end from being frank?

>> No.14502011

>>14501981
I would if I were any good at writefagging.
All I can really do is greentext and ideas.

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>>14502011
Gotta start somewhere.

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>>14501991

>> No.14502016 [DELETED] 

Is the amazon fight going to the archive ghost posting?

>> No.14502017 [DELETED] 

>>14502016
We can still ghost post? I thought the moe archive was dead.

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>>14502007
A century of lonely, stuffy formality gets old, and she's not dead yet (so to speak). If something comes along that's willing to go for a roll in the sheets, he's hardly going to say no.

>> No.14502036

>>14502017
I'd post a ghost.
If you know what I mean.

>> No.14502040
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>>14501991
Cuteness you say?

>> No.14502044

>>14502040
I want to cuddle a pygmy jinko and rub cheeks with her.

>> No.14502046

>>14502035
Those are some fat thighs

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>>14502036

>> No.14502048 [DELETED] 

>>14502017
So dead you couldn't raise it. That said it was never the only archive.

>> No.14502049 [DELETED] 

>>14502016
That was hardly a fight. No idea why that got deleted.

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>>14502044
Your wish is granted. Go crazy.

>> No.14502056

>>14502053
I would snuggle the crap out of her and rub cheeks as I slept.
She's going to be chuffing all night long.

Also, that pauldron looks like Hobbes

>> No.14502059 [DELETED] 

>>14502049
If you look up in the thread, you'll see that a bunch of posts from the earlier argument about shitposting were also deleted. I think they might've just gone down through the thread and deleted everything by those posters.

>>14502048
I don't know how to post on warosu. This makes me sad.

>> No.14502062 [DELETED] 

>>14502059
I guess that makes sense.

>> No.14502065
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>>14501991
So what are /mtg/'s reasons for not liking whiskers?

>> No.14502066 [DELETED] 

>>14502059
Not sure if you can. Was looking at it just now myself. 4ch.be seems to have a posting option but stores information and they basically tell you you're better off not doing so.

>> No.14502068

>>14502056
>looks like Hobbes
What did you think Hobbes really was?

>> No.14502069

>>14502068
I know what he was but the pad just really looks like him.

>> No.14502072

>>14502069
>just looks like him
It more than looks friendo.

>> No.14502075

>>14502068
>Remake of Calvin and Hobbes
>Hobbes is now a snarky Jinko onee-chan
>Still remains the same for the most part
>Just sprinkle in a bit more 'affection' for Calvin
Would you read it?

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Remember to wash your hands after a public petting.

>> No.14502079

>>14502075
Depends. Is the salmon fresh?
>brought to you by the Creepy-crawly under the bed

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>>14502065
>0 reasons
So everyone loves them?

>> No.14502086

>>14502082
They're erogenous zones on MGs, so who wouldn't?

>> No.14502091

>>14502082
It's dead hours, and I was watching things.
This is just my opinion, but they just seem like they'd get in the way of other things and be a nuisance. And they don't work for me aesthetically. Nothing wrong with them, I just don't like them myself.

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>>14502086
I'm the one asking that question.

Maybe there is someone out there.

>> No.14502094

>>14502078
>Taking your werecat gf home to meet the family.jpg

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>>14502091
You can just cut them down you know.

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Has magitek gone too far?

>> No.14502108

>>14502103
That is the only good thing I could think of doing with a yolk MG.

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>>14502103
Yes

>> No.14502110

>>14502101
I guess that wouldn't really hurt them in any way, they're just hairs. But I still don't prefer them.

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>All these [Deleted] posts
Well, let's try and have a good time, shall we?
Especially seeing as I'm done with finals, and all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j-1ZD6EZic

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How do you handle mornings with the missus? If you wake up before she does, do you try to sneak out of the bed?

>> No.14502134

>>14502128
There is no way I'm waking up before a dormouse. But eventually I'd get out of bed, and by the time I'm out of the bathroom a sleepy dormouse would be whining my name and walk right into me to give me a hug. Then breakfast.

>> No.14502136

>>14502134
after* a dormouse. Shut up, it's late.

>> No.14502147

>>14501909
oh goody. I'm looking forward to it.

>> No.14502151

>>14502134
> a sleepy dormouse would be whining my name and walk right into me to give me a hug.
Cute.

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ASSUMING CONTROL

>> No.14502182

Uh oh! You're in a Catina minding your own business while your mentor is trying to find a ship out, when a Monster Girl pulls your shoulder!

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono (Roll two)

A Monster Girl tells you her friend doesn't like you, and she doesn't like you either. You'd better be careful, they're wanted girls.

What will you do?

>> No.14502186

>>14502182
>March Hare and Arch Imp
I ask them if they come here often and offer to buy them a drink or two.

>> No.14502192

>>14502186
Anon, you don't have time to flirt, you have to get off the planet soon! What will you do if you accidentally swoon those two girls? They'll be heartbroken if you leave the planet without them!

>> No.14502194

>>14502182
>her friend doesn't like you (dryad)
>she doesn't like you either (succubus)
It's okay to be nervous when hitting on a guy, but calm down. This kind of opener doesn't really work on men.

Then again, pretty girls are kind of cute when they're nervous.

>> No.14502197

>>14502192
Since when were you under the impression I was going anywhere? The old fucker can go clean up his own mess.

>> No.14502199

>>14502197
B-But you're destiny. The Empire is searching for you and your droids anyways.

>> No.14502201

>>14502199
No, the Empire is searching for the droids, my super-successful dad is searching for me to offer me a position in the government. Why would I undermine my own future career?

>> No.14502204

>>14502182
How the fuck did I roll Beelzebub twice?
Well, in any case I'll just have to keep them from putting anything in my drink and hope that I don't have to fart or something. That'd be trouble.

>> No.14502206

>>14502182
>Merrow and Nightmare

Y-yeah well you two are gross and I hate you.

>> No.14502212

>>14502182
>Arch Imp
>Amazon
Smile and tell the Amazon that a cute girl shouldn't be saying things like that while ruffling the Arch Imp's hair. This probably isn't a good idea.

>> No.14502214

>>14502182
>Kobold
Oh okay let's see what the o-
>Matango
FUCK THIS GAY PLANET

>> No.14502217

>>14502212
Oh, you better hope that old mentor Monster Girl is there to save you when that Amazon wants you dead

>> No.14502223

>>14502182
>Manticore and Cheshire
Lel, what are they gonna do, meme me to death?

>> No.14502224
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14502224

Join the Onee-Sabbath.

>> No.14502228

>>14502224
I want to see the leader of the Sabbath's reaction to this.
I bet she'll get so mad. That'd be hilarious to watch.

>> No.14502232

>>14502224
What Monster Girls make up the Onee-Sabbath?

>> No.14502233

>>14502232
Voluptuous, curvy, tall Baphomets, Kuddly Krakens and the like.

>> No.14502235

>>14502182
>Grizzly
>Elf
Oh no the wanted Eco-terrorists!
I do my best impersonation of Smokey the Bear and hope they rape me. I mean don't rape me.

>> No.14502237

>>14502233
Just Baphomets and Krakens? Come on, there's gotta be more in the line up. Sabbath has Baphomets, Familiars, Witches, Alices, lots of cute loli girls! If the Onee-Sabbath just has Baphomets and Krakens, that's sad.

>> No.14502241

>>14502237
I said "and the like", didn't I?

>> No.14502242

>>14502224
Make me.

>> No.14502245

>>14502232
Witches with legs for days that are going to get wicked in Smash

>> No.14502247

>>14502242
You like it rough, huh?

>> No.14502250

>>14502182
>Will-o-the-Wisp
>Sea Bishop

Nice, there are some of my favorites.

I would tell them by laughing that it's a shame because I and my dick find them hot.
Then I arouse them by talking about lonely women who just want a charming and nice man.

>> No.14502252

>>14502237
Did you miss the "and the like." anon?
That part means that there are plenty more monstergirls in the Onee-Sabbath. Honestly, any monstergirl who understands the sensuality of Big Sisters, can join. They've got Sabbath girls, like Witches and Familiars who converted and gave themselves new tall and curvy bodies, Dragons, Wights, Vampires, even a few Elves here and there.

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>>14502242
If you come, you can have yourself this big sister!

>> No.14502256

>>14502247
There's a reason lotion exist.

>>14502253
I bet she doesn't even like fried chicken livers.

>> No.14502257

>>14502224
Do they have alps?

>> No.14502258

>>14502241
>>14502252
Well you gotta sell me on it. You can't just leave it vague, that's what car salesmen do. When I look for an Older Sister, I need to get a top quality one, I can trust. If I go to an Onee-Sabbath thinking they might have the girl I want, and they end up not having her, you know what I'll have to do? Get the one that begs me not to go and guilts me with that Onee-san look. And I don't want to be pressured into getting the wrong species of Onee-san.

>> No.14502261

>>14502257
>Alp nee-san
That's gross.

>> No.14502264

>>14502237
We can also add some Demons, Mad Hatters, onee Witches, Familars, Dormice and Alices.

>> No.14502267

>>14502258
Well what do you like? I assure you that there's a 95% chance the Onee Sabbath has the kind of big sister you're looking for.
The other 5% is unsavory monstergirls, like Matangos, Humpty Eggs, and any member of the "Sith" Family.

>> No.14502269

>>14502261
Don't you insult Alp Nee-san.

>> No.14502271

>>14502267
Well, what kind of Onee-sans does the Onee-sabbath have in terms of Reptilian Onee-sans, Dragon Family included? Any good Onee-sans from there in stock? What are their personalities and body builds like?

>> No.14502275

>>14502253
Well, you may not have convinced me but I'm mighty tempted.
But seriously, does she like fried liver?

>> No.14502279

>>14502275
With onions.

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What's the rate at which most writefags get shit done? I'm pretty much convinced I won't be able to finish by Christmas like I was supposed to.

>> No.14502286

>>14502283
Amphetamines would fix that unless the trace thought of cleaning the house crossed your mind then you would understand what it means to be a maid.

>> No.14502292

>>14500230
Anyone got a link to this image?

>> No.14502294
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14502294

You have confused this Anubis. What did you do?

>> No.14502300

>>14502294
The wrong kind of ASMR
http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-animated-adventures-2015

>> No.14502304

>>14502271
Depends. Do you want a gentle Onee-san? A dominant Onee-San? One that teases you, or one that just wants to cuddle? I can assure you that out of all the Lizardmen, Salamanders, Wyverns, Ryus, Wurms, Lamias, Apophises and even Dragons, you'll find one that suits your tastes. We've got dragons of all sorts of hues, both chromatic and metallic, and as for body build, well. We've got girls witch bodies ranging from pettanko to a perfect hourglass and everything inbetween. We've even got some Oppai-Lolis that were excommunicated from the Sabbath for "Deviant behavior". Really, it was just their leader being salty over the fact that these girls wanted to have tits.

>> No.14502305

>>14502253
A flat Onee-san, who'da thunk they'd exist?

>> No.14502306

>>14502294
Hidden her planning diary and claimed that the last time I seen it was in her hands.

>> No.14502309

>>14502304
Got any gentle AND dominate dragon species onee-sans? I want one who'll love me and know what's best for me.

>> No.14502310
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>>14502309
Hello.

>> No.14502319

>>14502310
Well, she looks nice, and she's a dragon, but she doesn't seem dominant.

>> No.14502322

>>14502309
Well, there's this one dragon with gold scales who really wants a little brother she can love and tenderly dominate.
She can be a bit strict, but won't it be worth it when she strokes your hair after riding you senseless?
Her breasts aren't the biggest but they're still up there, and she's got an ass to die for.

>> No.14502324

>>14502319
Her belt is black. Yours is not. She's your senpai.

>> No.14502328

>>14502322
What are there in the way of Holsts.

>> No.14502334

>>14502322
Oh wow, now that sounds great. Moderate sized breasts are fine, and one big fat ass sounds glorious. I just hope she'll make sure to be the best protective and dominant onee-san she can be, and I'll gladly give myself to her to do as she pleases, and be her otouto.

>> No.14502338

>>14502294
I gave her clothing that covered her torso but left her arms naked.

>> No.14502378

>>14502014
That's a cute cat. I want to defeat her in mortal combat to advance to my final stage of evolution.

>> No.14502381

>>14502082
I'm neutral on them

>> No.14502390
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Ushi-Oni vs Oomukade, who is the bigger beast?

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>>14502390
Bigger size-wise?

>> No.14502396

>>14502390
Me IRL

>> No.14502403

>>14502396
Are you a big guy?

>> No.14502409

>>14502403
Maybe

>> No.14502415

>>14502109
She looks delicious. It's making me uncomfortable.

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Would you let your bishie side-kick go swimming in shark-infested waters?

>> No.14502420

>>14502224
Yes ma'am.
Onee-goat>Loli-goat

>> No.14502422

>>14502283
The blazing speed of a frozen river slowly grinding it's way through mountain valleys.

>> No.14502423

>>14502409
Then you want a BIG meal! Come on down to the Corral and attempt any one of our big eater challenges! Steak, wings, spicy nachos, sausages, or burgers! Eat it all and the meal is FREE!
And that's not all! If you even attempt the big eater challenge you get a ticket, and if we draw that ticket at the end of the month you win an all you can eat for free voucher for one meal!
So don't have big hunger. Be big, eat big, live big, and shit big.

>> No.14502426

>>14502422
I see.
>seven days until Christmas
>2k words done for chapter 2/3
Pressure.

>> No.14502427

>>14502417
>your bishie side-kick
But I have a robot side-kick. Will she get infected by shark mana and return to me as mecha-jaws? Because if so, then yes.

>> No.14502439

>>14502417
I want to fuck a shark right in her fishhole. I want to fuck her so hard her nictitating membrane slides up and turns her eyes black.

I want to poke it as we cuddle in the afterglow, marveling at it's protective qualities.

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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Kukuru
Species: Quetzalcoatl
A Dragon extraspecies. They mainly eat vegetables. "It seems she's hoping for a house with an altar!"

Well boys, we finally have a date. Monday the 21st. Rev up those DMM points, it's time to hate money. I still never ended up updating the guide for the gameplay mechanics since they game page is no longer up, but I'll try and do it day 1 or 2 or something.

>> No.14502514

>>14502504
>Well boys, we finally have a date. Monday the 21st.
I'm just hoping the worst doesn't happen. Imagine if the /a/ threads get exiled here because it has a /jp/ related game now.

>> No.14502520

>>14502514
The /a/ thread talks about it and no one really worries. We'll have to see what the situation is if posts get too much once release happens and if people get anal. I'd rather /vg/ for it than here anyway.

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CAUTION: DO! NOT! CLICK!

>> No.14502535

>>14502514
There are thriving Kancolle threads on /a/.

>> No.14502536

>>14502533
Someone actually gave Devil Bug some art? Praise the gods, a few more like that and maybe people won't hate them so much.

>> No.14502564

>>14502075
I've read worse fanfics.

>> No.14502569 [DELETED] 

I doubt much will happen if they keep the threads under the guise of what they are now. Just look how long any other general has kept going after a show and ran so far into the ground they have spread roots like a 300 year old oak.

As someone who doesn't really care about it I'm more curious about what kind of funposting is going to occur here when some take that too far, decide they hate it outright, and start getting aggressive.

14502533
Mouseover tho.

>> No.14502577

>>14502514
I doubt much will happen if they keep the threads under the guise of what they are now. Just look how long any other general has kept going after a show and ran so far into the ground they have spread roots like a 300 year old oak.

As someone who doesn't really care about it I'm more curious about what kind of funposting is going to occur here when some take that too far, decide they hate it outright, and start getting aggressive.

>>14502533
Mouseover tho.

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>> No.14502581

>>14502579
Has she maid me a sandwich yet?

>> No.14502596

>>14502579
Well, alright. One more. Go ahead and bend over.

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>> No.14502632

>>14502504
what are DMM points ?

and how do i prepare for this shit

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>>14502632
It's what you use to buy in game shit on DMM. 1 yen = 1 DMM point, you can register a credit/debit card on DMM itself and just buy them like that. Here's a basic primer for the game mechanics that I got a preview of yesterday when the game page was up for a bit.

>> No.14502637

>>14502632
DMM points are basically cash shop currency.
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Shop/Purchasing
It'll be the same method of buying just with the boat stuff replaced with monster girls.
If you've never played a DMM game before and live outside Japan you will need to use a VPN or edit your cookies, the cookie method is the better option out of the two.
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Tutorial:_Proxy_Connection

>> No.14502645

>>14502504
can we play together somehow ?

>> No.14502649

>>14502636
>>14502637

do i need to pay? cant i grind ?

>> No.14502658

>>14502649
You can grind, of course. You can get the rubies from daily quests and shit. You don't have to pay any money, but it just speeds things up of course.

>>14502645
These games are basically single player. Not sure if there's any interaction with other players in this game.

>> No.14502665

>>14502535
>Kancolle
>small c

>> No.14502668

>>14502665
>things only weenies care about

>> No.14502669

>>14502665
Cancolle.
Happy?

>> No.14502674

>>14502182
>mermaid
K
>demon lord
Fuck my life

>> No.14502678

>>14502658
is kancolle not a 1v1 player cardgame ?

>> No.14502681

>>14502678
My friend, you have some serious misconceptions about what Kantai Collection is.

>> No.14502682

>>14502665
>Druella
>Not Deruella

>> No.14502688

>>14502681
very rapidly losing interest.

i thought it was a cool collect boats game and fight other players.
maybe with a simple mechanic but still.

why this popular. tenhou at least has fun gameplay

>> No.14502689

>>14502533
I'm getting my mallet

>> No.14502696

>>14502688
The only player interaction in Kantai Collection (or any of these games really) is the PvP battles where you fight a copy of a random players team. Gives you a bit of experience and you can't lose ships in it. And the game is popular as shit because of cute girls, cute monsters (the abyssals) and the fact that skill means absolutely nothing and everything is governed by RNG more or less so it's almost impossible to be bad at these games. But mostly the cute part.

>> No.14502699

>>14502688
I've always assumed it was something to do with the typical Japanese fetishism of the Pacific theater, people being a sucker for cute girls doing _____ things, YAMATO DAMASHII, and cute girls doing _____ things.

>> No.14502707

>>14502699
It's not just the Pacific that Japan have a boner for, it's ww2 in general. They love Germany.
https://youtu.be/_jV9psvaeYI?t=2m37s

>> No.14502727

>>14502665
>literally giving me free (You)s just for typing Kancolle
Thank you my tomodachi.

>> No.14502730

>>14502707
>They love Germany
who wouldnt, their fashion sense was justice

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>>14502730
FAB-U-LOS

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>>14502730
>>14502753
Nazi Manticore when?

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>>14502758
Hopefully neverzl, they're bad enough as is..

>> No.14502770

I think it's time to remind the boatsluts that they have their own thread.

>> No.14502773

>>14502770
You seem assmad

>> No.14502779

>>14502773
Not him but you seem to be in the wrong thread

>> No.14502780

>>14502773
>u mad?
Ah, a true classic.

>> No.14502783

>>14502766
>>14502753
Why do the Nazi boats have better designs than 95% of the other boats?

>> No.14502788

>>14502766
>manticore
>nazis
>bad

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>>14502292
This one?

>> No.14502813

>>14502779
>>14502779
He mad

>>14502783
Because you have bad taste.
But really it's probably more of a thing involving consistency, clean design, and that you just like blonde hair that much.

>>14502788
Hanz pls

>> No.14502814
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>>14502773
I wish I knew what it was about this place that got people so far up their own asses when it comes to stifling any discussion they don't like. I've never seen anything else like it on any other general thread, or even on any other board.

What is it about these threads?

>> No.14502818

>>14502814
You know what's a great place to have your discussion?

The KanColle thread.

>> No.14502822

>>14502818
I wasn't even discussing it. But your disgust for free conversation and tangential discussion is truly inspiring.

>> No.14502825

>>14502822
Don't mention it, glad I could help.

>> No.14502826

>>14502814
Porn discussion is serious business. People could just ignore the No Fun Nancy's but they always respond and it usually escalates into a shitstorm. Most of the conversations would die out on their own after a while anyway.

>> No.14502830

>>14502814
>only this thread frowns upon unrelated things
This has to be bait.

>> No.14502831

>>14502830
I've never seen any other general do it so consistently, and with such determined malice.

>> No.14502834

>>14502804
Yeah, thanks.

>> No.14502835

>>14502814
People take their waifus seriously.

This place is so fucking bad that even the waifufags on /a/ couldn't stand them. That's right. The waifufags kicked other waifufags out because they were to outlandish.

It strongly remind me of the furry culture on b.

But it doesn't matter so much because at the end of the day kancolle doesn't really belomg here. The people who have spaz attacks because they see it are dumb, yes, but we shouldn't get too far off topic

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>> No.14502838

>>14502835
>That's right. The waifufags kicked other waifufags out because they were to outlandish.
Correction, one anonymous poster who was also a mod kicked us out. The other mods were cool with us.

>> No.14502841

>>14502835
You don't know jack shit.

>> No.14502842

>>14502831
Your victim complex aside, what is the point of talking about boatsluts in here, when you have an entire thread for that?

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>>14502835
What

>> No.14502857

>>14502843
Yep. And to think these people still somehow make it to the internet, despite their advanced disability.

>> No.14502863

>>14502835
You seem to have very high posting standards

>> No.14502866

>>14502838
I would disagree, but at the end of the day I feel it to be better this way.

>>14502841
You don't

>>14502857
Keep memeing friend

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Enough of this! Let's talk about how great alps are.

>> No.14502875

>>14502869
I wanna rub my dick over that face

>> No.14502879

>>14502869

I don't understand the appeal of them personally.

>> No.14502885

>>14502879
I think they're one of those "build your own waifu" sort of deals, like Wights.

>> No.14502888

>>14502869
I want to dress an alp in frilly dresses, no pantsu, and take her out side!

They're also fun to use as test subjects for various experiments.

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Fresh from the /v/ drawthreads.

>> No.14502892

>>14502879
Fags in denial who want to fuck transgenders
Their only trait is that they are men. That's all

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>>14502879
Would this one change your mind?

>> No.14502898

This one of them there natives what don't like us being here?

>> No.14502899

>>14502895
Not him but she can fuck off

I refuse to bully anyone

>> No.14502901

>>14502888
>frilly dresses, no pantsu
You have my attention.

>> No.14502904

>>14502889
>Those ears
Cute as hell.

>> No.14502907

>>14502889
>that outfit
Now hold a second there, maid...

>> No.14502908

>>14502895
No, I'm not a bully.

>> No.14502909

>>14502895
Can I have someone who is not transgender?
And what the fuck is wrong with that tail? There is a whale behind him or what?

>> No.14502910

>>14502899
>>14502908
But anons, she wants you to.

Come on, give it a go.

>> No.14502911

>>14502901
Isn't it obvious?
You put her in a short, frilly skirt and take her out with you so she has to try and keep her womanhood covered.

>>14502895
Perfect for seeing what happens when I give her some super condensed Minomilk

>> No.14502914
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Wife.

>> No.14502916

>>14502910
No, never!

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>>14502907
She IS a Kikimora version of pic-related.

>> No.14502920

>>14502910
I just can't bully her.
I'd want to play with that enormous tail, though.

>> No.14502922

>>14502916
DO IT!

>> No.14502923

>>14502914
Liking the art style for this one, it's nice in a simple sort of way.

>> No.14502924

>>14502910
No

>> No.14502925

>>14502914
Now that artstyle works pretty well for her.

>> No.14502926

>>14502919
I see. Still, no maid of mine would be caught dead with that outfit. So improper.

>> No.14502928

>>14502922
I refuse. What's she gonna do if I don't?

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