/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for loving Kobold daughterus in every way possible.

>>14542965
Normal human women edition

>>14542965
They're not

First for Cheshire waifu best waifu

MGs on an adventure!

>>14542968
A cute!
A cute I say!

>tfw your MG waifu starts posting about you on HBG

>>14542965
I want to raid a devil bug's panty drawer

>>14542965
I want to encounter a holstaurus in a park late at night who opens her trenchcoat to reveal
topless leaking milk or wearing a shirt and soaking wet with milk!!

Reminder that spadetails don't go in tailpussies. Especially not in front of Anon!

good night guys, I'm working late tomorrow can you help me by watering this totally non suspicious bush in my backyard?

>>14542976

>Everyone on there thinks you're shit-tier and you have only a handful of good pieces of artwork.
>The number of stories about you are equally low in number.
>But to her you're the best. Something about you just clicked with her and now she's your biggest fan.
>She gets all sorts of commissions of you and also devotes her time to writing stories and learning how to draw.

What would your waifu say is the best thing about you?

>>14542965

Even goat girls are better than devil bugs

>>14542976
>She stays up late defending your honor,only to go to sleep in a empty bed knowing you will never be real.

>>14542989
That I can be counted on to never leave the house.

>>14542989
That I'm real. :^(

>>14542990
Bleating for a beating.

>>14542990
>even goat girls are better
>even goat girls
>even
I don't like what you're implying there Anon.

>>14542979
This is why the police have to up their patrols at night. Boys are getting so filled with milk that they can't eat for the rest of the day.

>>14542989
Heck if I know.

bullying flat girls, especially their swollen nipples and areolas!!!

>>14542989
That I'm getting /fit/ for her!

>>14542989
No clue.

>>14542965
Can JOHJ's be trained to be ninja maids that hide under your fridge, inside your pantry, and behind your stove?

>>14542975

You betcha

>>14543008
10/10
Would impregnate.

>>14543010
Don't touch that anon, touching that is a mistake.
It'll eat'cha.

>>14543008
Same here anon. Seriously I shouldn't feel this proud of being able to lift 100 pounds on all the gym machines.

It even helps me forget the fact that I'll never get /fit/ with my Oomukade waifu.

>>14543016
It told me it fell down and needs help getting back up though

>>14543020
Help I've fallen and can't get up.

If only some anon would feed me his cock juice so I can get the strength to pick myself up.

>>14543003
Why would they need to eat when they're full of nice healthy milk?

>>14543020
No anon, no! It's a bad time waiting to happen, it's not worth it! You have so much to live for!

>>14543024
>>14543027
She's presenting her argument otherwise.

>>14543025
Maybe they enjoy not having tummyaches and being able to eat what they like.

>>14543032
>having tummyaches
Haha, nerds!

>being able to eat what they like.
They can have all the beef their heart desires. What more could a man want?

>>14543031
Those feelers aren't spooky to you? I don't want them to touch me ever.

>>14543008
>Chest press machine.
Oh, so that's how Minotaurs do it.

The FratMinotaurs at Omega Mu must do their fair share. Unlike those flabby-bellied Holstaurs at Beta Mu.

>>14543035
I don't think I'd mind, I'm sure mamono mana will make everything better

Good night Anons, take care and remember to satisfy your waifus.
Unless you're that guy who lives by me and decided to dump freezing rain on me for the whole day.

>>14543037
But I like the flabby bellied holsts as much as I like the fit minos.

>>14543047
Like to bully them you mean?

>>14543050
Well, I like to tease them a bit before buying them lunch, yeah.

>>14543042
You need a muzzle gag and a straitjacket and a leash for that anon, she's dangerous.

>>14543052
She's got nothin'. See?

>tfw have to save pictures of monstergirls under the ゴキブリ tag on pixiv and call them devil bugs

>>14543050
Everyone says that like minos aren't just as bullyable. I mean, you wave a piece of cloth in front of their faces and they go fucking nuts. You ever groped a dazed mino after you made her run into a light pole? It's great.

The trick is not getting caught.

>>14543052

>>14543058
Oops, forgot my picture.

>>14543059

I want to bully a Yeti

>>14542965
>You will never turn on the kitchen lights at midnight and reveal hundreds of little Cockroach Girls, who all run around in circles panicking, some trying to squeeze under the fridge.

>>14543063
>They will never succeed
>ALL of them
>Your brain will never be as full of fucks as the bottom of your fridge
>Your kiki will never see this and clean like she's never cleaned before

>>14543058
>>14543061
I don't trust it anon, you need to keep her locked up and pacified, at least in public.

>>14543059
>Minotaur swearing and cursing loudly, her tail swishing side to side angrily, as she tries to pull her horns out of the wall she just charged.
>Give her round ass a big, strong slap.
>"AH! WHOEVER THAT WAS, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD WHEN I GET LOOSE! ARRRRGHHHH!"

>>14543070
Not happening. We're going to the pool, and you know what else? I'm gonna feed her freezie pops.

>>14543076
I bet she can't even talk.

>>14543074
I want to write my phone number (or potentially the phone number of a guy with a delicate pelvis whom I dislike) on her ass and give it one good slap after she says that. I would be absolutely terrible given free reign in MGC.

>Miia will never fulton me out while I'm on the job because the scanner says I'm an expert cuddler

>she'll never take me back to mother base

Look out, there's a dangerous Dragon on the loose!

>>14543058
She has her own tag y'know

>>14543080
Close, she speaks moon, so communicating is torture.

>>14543084
True, but then I miss all the pictures of Gokicha and all the roachgirls with no name, like what I'm guessing is a roach kunoichi.

Seriously though, I need to know the backstory. Is she somebody's waifu?

What do Kikis think of Beelzebubs and Devilbugs?
What if you where to take in a pair of them into your home where your kiki already lives?

>>14543101
They're filthy bugs that need to be kept away from master.

>>14543101
Well, since you're the master she'll have no choice to accept it. They'll disappear fairly often though and you'll find them naked and chained up in the basement with vibrating dildos assaulting their holes or strapped to various fucking machines in gags and latex gimp suits before your Kiki hastily shoos you away and distracts you. As time goes on (and you won't ever really know how,) they'll become perfect little meidos like your Kiki.

>>14543101
They only exist where filth is present.

To have a Kiki in house would mean they can't exist there.

...Also can we avoid all these roaches and stuff.

>>14543119
Could be worse.

>>14543090
Don't forget this
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53830330

>>14543124
>tfw your mom is a freak with 2 right hands

>>14543124
>Have a Lizardman waifu
>come home one day to see a large Bearded Dragon on your table
>your waifu looks at you and says
>"Look honey my Grandfather came to visit us!"

>>14543136
And I bet you do too. Raped and killed anyone's sister lately?

>>14543136
>>14543137

>>14543140
What? No.

>>14543137
That sounds pretty amazing, actually.

>Lamia waifu
>family gathering consists of a bunch of beautiful women with snapes draped on them in various (inapropriate) places

>Parrot harpy waifu
>Dad is a bro
>Lets you play pirate with him.

>>14543140
That happened in the 80s
>>14543146
What about ~30 years ago?

>" One jump, ahead of the mousetrap! "
>" One swing, ahead of the claw! "
>" I steal, only what I can't afford! "
>"And that's everything!"

>>14543160
I wasn't even alive then anon.

>>14543161
She's getting hella tied up and super raped.

>>14543167
You have to catch her first!

>>14543167
And mega sniffed!

>>14542989
That I'm all hers.

>>14543169
All I need is some peanut butter and several feet of rope. Maybe a ball gag too.

>>14542974
I'm totally down with this. What wonders await?

Coming home from a a relatively short day of work and finding that your wife is hosting the weekly "mommy meetup" where the moms come to chat and kids come to play.

>>14543193
The quest to find cute boys to date!

>>14543196
Oh joy, I'll be at the garage with the daddies, playing poker.

>>14543197
That's boring, can't we have something without a romance sub-plot for once?

>>14542989
My intelligence, nihilism and my wicked sense of humor

>>14543196
Why do they have to meet up when they all live together to begin with?

>>14543193
Snowy mountains, steamy jungles, sandy deserts, and stormy oceans!

>>14543199
No, you need to play with the kids so that the other moms go "Oh, he's just so good with kids!~" and then your wife blushes, pats her cheeks, and goes "I know, I know! I love him for it too!"

Don't you know how these things work?

>>14543207
Buuuuut pooookeeeer niiiiight~!

>>14543205
What about underground caverns full of glowing crystals? We hardly ever go adventuring there.

>>14543205
>not mossy ruins

pleb adventure spot taste, my friend.

What girl would you take on you adventures as an assistant who later becomes you adventure-wife?

I'd pick Gazer. Good lookout who'd be able to protect us with arcane magic and teach me some to.

>>14543219
Minotaur. Strong and fresh milk every day.

>>14543219
No one else.

>>14543243
No you fool! Can't you see she's cast a spell on you!

>>14543205
How about a volcano level, or a mechanical fortress?

>>14543214
>>14543219
>>14543251
I mean, with adventure anything is possible. Those were just the ones that came to mind right away.

>>14543251
>>14543219
>>14543205
>Not the ancient sewers beneath the empire's college of magicks

>>14543262
>Not the swamp full of poisonous monsters

>>14543260
Unlimited adventure!

monster girls are literally the best adventuring companions

>>14543271
That's not man's best friend.

>>14543273
my bad

>>14543286
Better.

>I-is this where I sign up for adventure?
Well anons?

>>14543319
>"Yeah, uh huh."

then i shelve her in the reserves because ice is completely ineffective against all the enemies.

>>14543319
Recruit.
Make secondary combat lead. And love interest.

>>14543062
Tie her arms behind her and hug her so she can't hug you back

Are we back yet

I should be writing and churning out a new chapter within the next three days, but instead I'm being seduced by satirical fantasy literature and Norwegian crime thrillers. What do?

I held my breath the entire time. If I wasn't already undead, this would have been an issue. Also my Wight wife said I looked ridiculous.

Update on a commission! Aren't sweaters so nice and comfy? I love them!

Also, keep an eye out, later today there'll be a Wock stream!

The site is no longer dead, yay.

>>14543383
that color is not flattering on her, I'm sorry

it should be a deeper shade of green to contrast with her deep shades of purple

>>14543383
Sweaters are nice enough, but dem feet man.

>>14543374
Being an undead's husband sure is nice

You should get into some car accidents to fraud your insurance, easy money

>>14543374
>RPing

>M-mastaaaaah~

>>14543438
Oh my, my Kiki maid seems to have let despicable rodents in.

Someone is going to get punished with no sex for two days if it isn't taken care of.

>>14543438
Urge to sniff rising.

>>14543438
>Subtle heart pupils
She's getting headpats.

>>14542990
>red eyes
>circular pupils
>horns aren't ridged
>goat
I'm getting the holy water

>>14543083
That's just Dumb Dino.

>>14543496
>implying you wouldn't fuck Satan if she was a cute girl
Don't lie to me

>>14543507
>everyone thinks with their dicks

>>14543517
Hey Alpmeister, what's with the attitude? Don't like cute girls? Then get out before you get whacked with a stick.

>>14543517
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>roaches have infested the thread
>people aren't burning and Raiding them
What the hell is going on?

>>14543517
Come on, what's the worst thing she would do?
Torment the souls of the dead for eternity? Big fucking deal

>>14543524
They're roaching our cocks, if you catch my drift.

>>14543520
>>14543523
No.

>>14543219
>sexy mono-eye dancer who you saw performing in a tavern
>she's suspiciously proficient with dark / mind magic
>gradually become more enthralled by her as your journey progresses
>thoughts of completing your mission are slowly asphyxiated by your desire to rape her senseless
>get to the final dungeon before discovering she's a minion of the end boss that was planted to prevent you from finishing your quest
>she turns you into her mind-broken fucktoy
>true end

New shoggoth art.

>>14543572
Why is she upset? Did I do something bad?

>>14543575
>she sees your kikimora

>>14543581
Why would I have one? S-shes just a witch!

>>14543581
Good. Shoogoth a shit. This planet is for terrans only. Remove abominations.

>>14543600
They were here before us.

>>14543600
Anon. This is their home. They seeded the empty planes of fire with life from the Outer, and watched as it grew with maternal joy, forever cleaning after it, until the day man matures to return to their womb.

She gon' step on you!

>>14543614
Okay, but if this gets filmed and someone tries to blackmail me, I'll have you know I have no shame.

>>14543601
>live outside this universe
>but they got dibs
Fuck you

>>14543612
You gonna need bigger bait fishman.

>>14543621
>this person doesn't spend all year at their vacation house
>therefore it's mine and I can kill them if they try to come in
That's what you just said. Typical Kikifag. Tsk, tsk.

>>14543627
You would think their second rate maids would be capable of at least teaching them manners.

>>14543627
This ain't lovecraft country faggot. Humans are King Big Nuts III Esquire. You want to be a plaything to cosmic garbage that's your brain damage, but don't get uppity, you're a long way from home.

>>14543630
>second rate
>this coming from some fucboi who needs to drive people insane so people see the "greatness" of his so called gods

>>14543619
Wow, that's a dirty stereotype.

>>14543642
>being this upset
Your Slav waifu is influencing you negatively. Go take a squat and listen to something soothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU

>>14543647
If it's just a stereotype, why does it keep happening every time a school girl invites me over?

Yandere crow tengus would be the best.

>"Hey Anon! Want to come with me to the bookstore today? They're going to have a new years sale! They even have that rare book that you always wanted to buy! Come on! Hurry up!"
>"Y-You have a promise today? W-What about our study session at your house? That's cancelled too? I guess it can't be helped since you're too busy......"
>"Hey Anon.... it's not a promise with a girl right? I-I'm just curious, that's all!"
>"It's not? That's too bad I guess. Anon, do you have time tomorrow? The sale doesn't end until next week."
>"You promise to come with me tomorrow? No turning back Anon alright? Your puny excuses will not deter our day of fun tomorrow!"

>>14543642
You sound quite Irate. Perhaps your "maid" Is failing in keeping your stress levels down. Maybe you should see a shoggoth for some "release", and perhaps she could show your "maid" how it is really done.

>>14543649
>breaking out "u mad" already
It's okay, not like I expected anything from someone whose brain is shoggoth goop.

>>14543661
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu3i6bjohVY
Guys, I think it's trying to communicate...

>>14543657
One post below you, shoggot scat.

>>14543661
>not taking a squat and listening to Bandit Radio to sooth your nerves
Oh I see. You're not a kikilover at all. You're just a Salt Golem.

>>14543656

>Yandere

You lost me.

I can be a maid too!

>>14543670
Ah, Yetis. What wonderful, adaptable creatures they are.

>>14543670
Her eyes look like she got the munchies and she got the mouth to match.

>You will never have a muscular amazon girlfriend
>Your screams will never be muffled by her dark muscled thighs as she straddles your face and grinds naked until she gets wet
>She will never immobilize you completely by holding you down by both of your arms while she violently hate fucks you
>She will never hold you while you fuck her standing, wrapping around her and feeling every toned muscle in her body shudder when she reaches climax
Why even live anymore

>>14543664
>Rallying this hard against sheer observation and deductions
If you appear to be mad, some one will say that you are. Is that much not common sense, or is your education truly so lacking?

>>14542967
Even through the butt?

>>14543665
And now le saltman boogeyman. Yeah we're done here.

>>14543656
>a crow tengu doing the approaching
fucking shit

>>14543681
ESPECIALLY in the butt.

>>14543687
>le
A shoggoth wouldn't let you browse Reddit.

>>14543572
You know what would be nice? Fan art of Kikis and Shoggoth vying for there master's attention

>>14543677
>it looks like something, it must be something
>making cracks about anyone's inrlrelligence
Laughing Thai ladies.gif

>>14543656
>After departing, she begins her works as an archivist again.
>Primarily her work is on your daily life, private or not.
>She especially loves the nighttime livefeed.
>She begins to gain inspiration from the archives
>and by inspiration It's just masturbating to videos of you
>especially your sleeping
>she loves that the most
>She cums her brains out every times she hears you mumble her name in your sleep
>after all the thorough 'inspiration' she begins to edit her greatest work
>a 5000 page autobiography/romance novella of your life
>from birth to death
>it's mostly just the romance novella
>A romantic novel in which she saves you from the evil WHORES and becomes your lover

>>14543692
>implying implications

>>14543703
Wonder how hard she'd spaghetti if anon found her fanfiction.

>>14543703
>birth to death
>to death
>TO DEATH
Fuck.

>>14543700
>It looks like something there for it is likely that is is something
>implying such logic is unreasonable.
Occy's Razor, nigger.

>>14543703
>5000 pages
>novella

You're a young freshman in High School, excited to see just what the future has in store! However, right on your first day, a scary Memecat bully threatens you! If you don't have a girlfriend by the end of the day, she's gonna beat the snot out of you using memes! Uh oh! You now must pick one of these four young single Monster Girls to be your new girlfriend! She'll be your girlfriend for life, and after so many minutes we'll post the kind of girl she grows up to be. Good luck, and hope you pick the right girl for you!

>Football Captain Amazon
This tall, delicious brown Amazon is the epitome of sports at Monster Girl High. She's athletic and muscular, and not to mention pretty suave with the boys. Despite this, she's never actually had much of a relationship, being too focused on her sports. If you commit to this girl, you can expect to be taken to parties, loved in some pretty lewd ways, and for her to wrap her sports jacket around you when you're cold. She's kinda proud and haughty, but she'll treat you right, if a bit rough.

>Nerdy Jabberwock Senpai
This 12th Grader Wonderland Dragon is a lot different than your average Jabberwock. She's lanky, kinda short, and no real breasts or ass to speak of (She insists she hasn't hit her growth spurt yet though). She also has big thick glasses that look kind of silly, and braces on all three of her mouths. This combined with her bad asthma and she's practically the most stereotypical nerd you can find. She even acts like one too, she loves reading, writing poetry, and deep down is a bit of a romantic, even if she gets her love stories from hentai.

>Whimsical Freshman Sea Slime
Sustained with magic, she can elegantly float down the halls of the school, humming and singing to herself. Like you, she's brand new to High School, but she has some big plans for the future. She wants to try theatre, she wants to sing, she wants to make people fall in love with her acting. She'd love if you took theatre classes alongside her, and assisted her on set. after all, she is pretty fragile, and can't do many things on her own other than float and sing. If you want a romance so obnoxiously lovey dovey and sweet, she'll be perfect for you.

>Wurm Teacher
This Wurm insists she's a highly educated german scientist who is researching all sorts of super secret military secrets. You can join her if you wish. She's pretty crazy though, I wouldn't recommend it.

>>14543714
K

>>14543727
I'll take the Jabberwock. I'm missing most of my teeth and hair so we can be a great pair.

>>14543727
Gonna have to go with the Wurm Teacher. Amazons aren't my type, I'm not a huge fan of Theater, and I'm not so sure about that Jabberwock.

>>14543727
>No good girls
I prepare to bed the meme cat and become the master of memetics. I'll use meme magic to make her a fine wife.

>>14543727
[x]Assert Dominance.

>>14543727
Sea Slime sounds perfect for me alway wanted to try out theatre class and do theatre stuff

>>14543656
>>14543703
I demand tits, can she do that?

>>14543674
>Yeti diet: Omnivorous, what don't they eat?
You can cook anything for your Yeti maid, she won't be disappointed

>>14543766
>serve her brcolly and okra
>Without cheese
What now faggot?

>>14543769

Now who's the monster?

>>14543769
>needs more meat
>I will return with elk for dinner, please be ready to eat well tonight master

>>14543572
Nice! Best maid.

>>14543727
Alright, you've seen the girls in their High School Years, let's see who they grow up to be, and what your fate is if you chose to be with them!

>Lazy Office lady Amazon
The years after highschool and college weren't the best for this Amazon, after a bad accident on the field ruined her promising Football career. Regardless though, she did manage to finish community college and get herself a degree, and now works as a standard Salary Woman. When not at work, she likes to sit at her recliner and watch sports in her panties and shirt. This lifestyle has caused her to put on quite a bit of weight, making her look really really thick. You're a Househusband for her and cook for her as well as fetch her beer. While life's not perfect, she's still just as sweet as she was when you were younger, if a bit fatter. With twins on the way, it looks like your future is bright.

>Voluptuous Jabberwock Librarian
Well, she was certainly right about the growth spurt thing. When it hit her, it hit her hard, and now she looks almost unrecognizable. She's tall, over 6 foot, thick in all the right places, and one huge ass that you just want to sink your face into all day long. She's replaced her goofy glasses with a sleek red pair that she likes to bite the ends on seductively, and her teeth have straightened out, removing her need for braces. inspired by the love poems she's written for you, she decided to become a librarian, as well as a poet. She now runs the small town library, and has published a few books, though none wildly successful. She's however more then content with her life, and loves seeing young boys squirm when they see her bend over. However, they never get to touch, only hear her moans when you plow her from behind a bookshelf, enjoying that tight Wock ass. Unfortunately, she still has asthma problems and will have wheezing fits if you go too hard in her though, be careful.

>Successful Actress Sea Slime
She hit the big times, after high School she was able to secure multiple small roles on cable networks. Nothing big, but we all start somewhere. Slowly, as her success rose, she found herself becoming more and more busy with roles and shows. You yourself didn't get anything beyond small bit parts, but were content to relegate yourself as her manager. Finally, after an argument with a Tanuki executive, she decided to drop out forever from the show business. Had she continued she felt she'd be far too busy to spend time with the people she loves, her family, and you. You live off of the money she made during her brief fame, an have a lovely island home in the Southern coast of the US. She still gets fan letters occasionally, and now teaches at the local High School's acting class. You love sitting out with her on your patio, drinking wine and watching the sun set.

>Invisible Wurm
She made herself invisible by accident. You are now in charge of her. Good luck.

>>14543745
Memecat got cancer and died many years ago, I'm sorry for your loss.

>>14543727
>>14543786
I want that fat Wock ass.

>>14543786
>Invisible Wurm
What.
Hopefully she left her notes around so I can figure out how to undo her accident.
In the mean time, she could coil around me like a suit of invisible body armor. That way, I'll always know where she is.

>>14543792
How are you supposed to walk?

>>14543805
Very carefully.
If that doesn't work, we could just hold hands until it wears off or we fix it.

>>14543083
>>14543502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxiG0uF6g1A

>>14543786
That's one hell of a growth spurt. Did she just wake up one day and BOOM she's got a huge ass?

>>14543786
Sounds like a perfect life. Nice house near a beach with my sea slime waifu next to me and enough money that allows us to live in luxury

>>14543786
>Amazon
I'm OK with this.

>>14543821
She probably made a deal with the Hathor cult.

>>14543820
Man that still gets me.
>>14543832
What kind of deal?

>>14543835
Arrange for an accident that'll lead to a formerly fit Amazon to become fat and lazy, and in return the Hathor Cult will give her her dream figure

I'm just speculating though, maybe puberty just hit her like a fucking tank

>>14543842
Dear god.

But I guess MG Puberty must bring some major changes.

>>14542989
Kind-hearted, hard-working, and quick witted.

Pity that I can't seem to believe a single word of her praise, but that's just me.

>>14543727
Gonna have to go Jabberwock on this...
>>14543786
...and all is right in the world.

>>14543786
That amazon needs help losing weight.

Cmon then! I used to run! We can make it if we try!

>>14543727
>>14543786
I'm content with that sea slime.

I kind of wanna draw requests, but I also want to play vidya gaems. pls help

>>14543919
draw a gazer playing CS at an internet cafe in the early 2K years, using her eye-tentacles to spy on everyone else's screens

>>14543922
Actually, I think we're good on gazer art for now.

>>14543919
Maybe draw a loli Shirohebi chasing a butterfly?

>>14543919
Busty yandere goth Holstaur in a black lolita wool jacket holding onto a confession letter.
Now how's that for autismally specific?

>>14543919

A Kejourou cuddling with her husbando

>>14543919
Draw a monster girl playing videogames with a husbando on a lazy Tuesday afternoon, clumsily or not.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

>>14543919
Sure, you could play some games. Or you could draw a Kraken with heart pupils hugging a human boy. I prefer the latter.

gazer stream guys

https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

>>14543886
Nah, she's too tired to do that, just fetch her another beer, the games about to start.

Although maybe once her kids show an interest in sports, she might coach them. That'll get her out of the TV Room.

>>14543966
>3 streams going at once
Wow.

>>14543946
Man you're not gonna quit are ya?

>>14543727
>>14543786
it was an hard choice between the Amazon and the Sea slime but at the end I am happy to have chosen that slime.
Thanks Memecat.

>>14543966
>spoiler
Great, all the monoeyes need more love.

>>14543019
>machines
REEE
'
SS
GOMAD
OATS
and squat lower fagget

Mg's love that manbutt

>>14543979
It's been days since I attempted tried to request it though.

>>14543984
I hope you get it.

>>14543984
Give up.

>>14543988
I'm trying my hardest family.
>>14543989
No.

Would you kindly accept the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom?

>>14543992
Just remember, when you get what you want you just want more. More goth MGs.

>>14543997
Never.

>>14543997
>Sumia
Nah, I'm not into Clumsy Girls.

Tharja as a Lamia, someone! I don't care if the bodystocking would be ridiculous/impossible!

>>14543919
A Titania who pats her husband.

>>14543997
But she would never love me anon.
I am not Chrom.

>>14544005
I'm not the guy that requested goth MGs though.

>>14544008
That spoiler already exists you dork.

>>14544017
Oh, well okay.

>>14543946
I will try.

>>14544035
Bless you.

>>14543997
Only if she can do the hinokacopter.
I want a Pegasus MG now

>>14544008
Apophis Tharja/Shara would be great.
A Will O Wisp is fine too.

>>14544020
And you're not posting it to show up my ignorance because...?

So how much do you think people will have to spend to get monster girl robots produced? I guess you can't quite get things like slime girl robots due to physics, but maybe some harpies and other things could be produced.

>>14544070
Thousands, possibly millions...

...only to have the project scrapped because of the usual vocal annoyances (sjws, right-wing fundamentalists, soccer moms, etc...)

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/0/02/Nautilus_Select.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20120616030110

>>14544089
Oh my.

Just throwing around some more ideas for spehhs. Consider this:
Will-o-Wisps. Can they travel in space? Can people travel in them?

>>14544070
I wish humanity could create a macguffin power source of some variety.

>>14544041
Where did this come from? I need to sue for the new hole in my pants and my now ruined desk.

>>14544116
>Will-o-Wisps. Can they travel in space?
They'd need a magical propulsion system of some sort
>Can people travel in them?
Probably only their husband and the Ignis' that were once his suitors.

>>14544041
>Will-o'-the-Tharja
Yes. That would be lovely.

>Lamia Onee-san
Also good.

>>14544070
Well, it'd depend upon a number of factors. iirc from a magazine article a couple years back, a simplistic humanoid android could be thrown together from parts lying around various groups for some ~$2mil. That was for 75% of a person.

And that's just a regular human. Now, factoring in the cost of larger and more numerous body parts, and the technological development creep, by the time technology has advanced to the point that people could commission custom androids for whatever purpose, they'd probably go for about $1 million, at the very least.

>>14544116
They could, but how would they propel themselves? I would think they would be fairly slow, but I'm no space scientist.

>>14544129
>magical propulsion system
As far as I'm concerned, the fact that those lanterns defy gravity means they have something like that.
>Probably only
Don't be a negative nancy now.

>>14544070
When we'll be dead.
It doesn't matter though, since we'll find the portal to go to KCworld.

>>14544084
>(sjws, right-wing fundamentalists, soccer moms, etc...)
Maybe, it's just me, but now I find that no one cares about SJWs anymore.

Makes me wonder what will happen when MGE will be released in the West though, since we have already seen some sjws complaining.

Maybe some soccer moms, religious people complaing about demons, succubi, alps, lolis and all.

>>14544116
Maybe. They would not have a problem to breath since they are dead. They would probably travel only with their husbands though.
Please consider Mindflayers and Shoggoths too.

>>14544125
>>14544131
Happy that you enjoy it anons.
We need more FE MGs.

>>14544136
Wisps are the negative nancies. and I'm only stating a realistic scenario

>>14544141
>Maybe, it's just me, but now I find that no one cares about SJWs anymore.
It's just you.

>>14544141
>Please consider Mindflayers and Shoggoths
Didn't I already say that the captain of the ship the story follows is a Flayer? I think I did. not that you'd know who I am on an anonymous imageboard, but anyway. But consider them considered.

>Egg based daughteru is hatching
>She breaks a piece off and you see her eye looking out
>She sees you and your waifu
>immediately hides herself in fear
How do you react?

>>14544149
So theystill have some influences?
Goddamn.

>>14544152
Ah ok.
I remember that I asked in the other thread a Mindflayer Overlord.
Thought that you were an another anon, sorry.

>>14544158
Did the waifu scare her?

>>14544158
Take her out for a hug.

>>14544174
>an another anon
Can't think of anyone else plotting a space story.

>>14544158
And now we play the waiting game.

Fear twofold since daughteru's hand might look like that Jurassic World egg hatching hand.

>>14544158
Kiss her so like this, she goes awawawa.

>>14544141
We can at least go for the VR world while we live. We just need to rely on Japan since the rest of the world is never going to make any VR world with women inside because it would be objectifying them.

>>14544141
>since we have already seen some sjws complaining.
We have?

>>14544214
Can't wait to painstakingly create monster waifus to mod into summer lesson.

I want to teach a cute ryu English.

>>14544218
An artist called lilirulu was bitching about MGE being shit because the setting doesn't allow gay people.

Not surprised seeing this is the artist who draws deviantart tier landwhales and futa.

>>14544232
>You will never teach a cute Ryu english.
>The first words she uses on her own without provocation will never be a stammered 'I love you'

>>14544214
i dont even know why western gamemakers care about the femnazis.

japanese gamemakers literally laugh at them and make their game more "sexists" everytime and nothing happens, sales keep happening.

so why in fucks sake do western devs listen to them. i bet if some made a booblicious game hell would break lose(in the unimportant space of the blogs), yet it would sell like warm bread

>>14544248
>so why in fucks sake do western devs listen to them
Western devs a bunch of bitches

>>14544248
>japanese gamemakers literally laugh at them and make their game more "sexists" everytime and nothing happens, sales keep happening.
Not lately, look at DoA and SF5.

>>14544248
>so why in fucks sake do western devs listen to them
They really shouldn't, the playasia situation proved that feminist bloggers and their hipster beard white knights are not the target audience.

>>14544232
>>14544242
Ryus are studious creatures.

Can Wisps and Ghosts produce milk?

>>14544237
Oh. I thought you were talking about SJWs bitching about the MGE translation.

Not an artist who likes to complain about it despite doing fanart for it and not even being as good as the thing she complains about.

>>14544248
Hell if I know.
I'm the grump of my group of friends but they at least admit that my complaints of things tend to have better reasons than one of their SJW friends who just get mad for no reason.

>>14544262
That they are, just watch out for wurms in disguise.

>>14544268
Nah, they can make pretty good spirits though.

>>14544274
>wurms in disguise
Wurms are natural linguists, they can make love and in every language!

>>14544237
Hey, it allows faggots, it just gives them a shiny new girl body so they can actually fuck men the way the chief god intended.

>>14544282
>A wurm will never wrap you up in her coils and, with a smile, say in perfect French cheese omelet.

>>14544289
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

>>14544284
That's actually the part that analpains Lilirulu.
That, and the fact the setting doesn't allow adultery.

>>14544242
>>14544262
>got a new job teaching English in Japan
>your first day on the job you're led to a very traditional house with tatami floors and sliding doors
>the door opens to reveal a pretty young ryu with shining blue scales and long horns
>"H-herro Teacher..."
>she's blushing the whole time, struggling with the smallest things
>she gradually starts to figure things out as you visit each week
>she gets very attached to you as her teacher, quickly starting to prepare for your arrival each week by making snacks
>once you move on to the more advanced texts, she starts waiting for you on the porch and waving when you pull up
>after a year of mentoring and study, she surprises you while you're sitting down for a fresh-baked red bean bun
>she asks if you will take her to the autumn festival, stumbling over her words only once
>of course you agree
>you wait a few mintues before being stunned when she comes out in a traditional festival kimono
>you spend a night playing with fireworks, trying out all sorts of snacks, and playing traditional festival games until it's dark out
>you decide to rest on a hill overlooking the festival
>"I... teacher?" she stammers, surprising you.
>"I r-...lo..." she's tripping over her words just like when you first met
>"Ai loafu..."
>you ask her to try again, slower
>"I...love... you!"
>she pulls you in and wraps her tail around your ankles for the tightest hug of your life

Ryus are love.

>>14544295
That it may, but I doubt you want to say that when a wurm's got you in her coils.

>>14544298
So them getting a better chance at finding a husband and higher fidelity rates anger them?

They are silly people.

>>14544302
If a Wurm had me in her coils, I wouldn't need words.
Only tickles. I'd tickle her so much

>>14544298
Oh, I know, I read that garbage. But it's really funny because by her own SJW beliefs, she should be totally happy with alps, because they're just like her precious trannies. Someone should try telling her she's transphobic and watch her try to logic her way out of that spiral

>>14544298
I maintain that I think her point was more that the MGE implies human girls are just inevitably cheat.

But either way, who cares?

>>14544300

>>14544303
>what my arm?
>oh my little wurm is 8 already
>they grow up so fast, before you know it they break your arm just because your tickling them
>pain? in my heart maybe

>>14544304
Lets be honest.
She call that person a troll, block them, and pt herself on the back for 'making the internet a safer place,'

>>14544116
Okay, another idea: governments. Is there an interplanetary hegemony, or are planets independent? Or are individual colonies on each world governed independently? Who has the power? Are there exiting discussions about taxation on Tanuki Federation thingamajiggers like in everybody's favorite prequel trilogy?

Having a harem must be rough at times.

>>14543970
No, this is unacceptable. Unhealthy body unhealthy mind!

Plus being a fatass drinking beer is how someone becomes an abusive alcoholic. I gave up my hopefully career to be a house husband, something I hate, and damnit I'm not getting stuck with some ball of fat.

Work your ass amazon, its for your own good

>>14544324
That artist needs a lot of practice.

>>14544336
Indeed they do, their heart's in the right place though and I saved it because my Barometz folder feels empty.

>>14544300
>"Ai loafu..."
Of bread?

Water Wurm please go home.

>Reverse image-search a file from the thread
>Find some dark corner of the internet "chan" dedicated to pregnancy fetishes
>See this

Where's a mindflayer when you need one?

I want a Sphinx to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to be unable to ask riddles due to laughing so hard!
When the hilarity is over, I want her to become obsessed with a new riddle!:
"Why does that guy have such a tiny penis?!"

>>14544198
Listen, as long as she has social interactions, you should be fine.

>>14544248
>so why in fucks sake do western devs listen to them.

I think it is because of the magic of video game economics. If you remove sexism, you will sell more games to people who hate sexism. Since you can't measure lost sales due to removed sexism, there is no countable losses. Hence the math says you gain sales and lose nothing.

I wonder how much monster a thing has to be to pass femnazi definition of what a woman is. My gut feeling is that boobs is female and may not be attached to any other monster.

>>14544375
Huh?

>>14543266
He's either really stupid to fall for that, or really smart doing on purpose.

I'd fall for it on purpose.

>>14544300
This is cute, but wouldn't there be an age gap

And that's one commission down.

We need a Monster Girl Robin Hood, and she can't be an Elf because that'd be too obvious. What are our options? She has to look good in tights.

>>14544417
Wow, is that by Setz or something?

And a heart pupils version.
>>14544422
Yes, actually.
If you're looking to commission somebody, definitely consider Setz, he's really fast and affordable.

The other commissions are still in progress

>>14544041
I have this from last summer.
And this: http://i.imgur.com/w2i0XNO.png

>>14544427
Excellent, since I've gotten stuff from him in the drawthreads before.

I tried. I can't into hands.

>>14544439
Bitch even I'm better than you!

>>14544439
Thanks man, I'll take it.

Who /BigFatSpadetails/ here?

>>14544454

>>14544417
>>14544427
It feels like she's staring into my soul.
>>14544443
Alp please.

>>14544454
I like 'em.

>>14544434
Lovely sneks.

>>14544454
Th-That's a really big spade tail

>>14544418
Pally and Yeti travel the lands already, helping strangers wherever they may be

>>14544474
But neither of them wears green tights, roaming around the forest looking for fights!

>>14544454
Thick spade tails?
Well here's one.

>>14544454
I love them.
Great for teasing and wrapping around you for tighter hugs.

>>14544494
>tfw no busty muscular onee-san type Lilimfu

>>14544475
No, But I saw a grizzly girl and a fox girl who did the other day.

They kept saying something about some Jinko named Joan being a bully and not letting them have fun.


And then they stole my wallet.

>>14544494
Why is Haohi corrupted? Why is Haohi wearing socks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mByDcrNSV0

>TFW a Wight/Vampire will never tell you a corpse should be left well alone before making you cry bitch tears with hemomancy and katana shenanigans

>>14544460
I want this.

>>14544510
She can take me then and there if she pleases.

>>14544475
But they'll give you a hug, a hand, and a carry, one smites evil and the other is a Yeti

>>14544454
>>14544494
A-as long as they stay out of my ass I love them.

>>14544510
>Crying bitch tears
>Being defeated at all
What are you, a beta faggot?

>>14544427
Who else did you commission?

>>14544505
>Why is Haohi corrupted?
Because she's a literal whore.

>"Bend over Anon"

>>14544565
No.

>>14544551
Well, jay87k, and I still have to talk a little bit with bupiti and foggysilver. Maybe one or two others if I still have money when all of these are done. I probably won't.

>>14544561
That's true.
Offering footjobs to ugly motherfuckers for dosh and blow.

>>14544417
>>14544427
Miia Lover and Gaze Lord should face off in real life.

>>14544434
You shouldn't have handed it over so easily comrade.

How will anon ever learn to type "Tharja Lamia" into google now!?

>>14544510
I literally beat Maria first try with no help.

Comically I actually died to that semi-easy boss(es) fight just before her.

Ludwig and Kos or some say Kosm were significantly harder.

>>14544565
So you can use that syringe to inject your venom into my left butt cheek while I'm not looking?
Did you think I was that careless!?
I mean, I'll do it, but you're still footing the bill for it.

>>14544586
>Spoiler

>>14544592
awoo

>>14544586
The Living Fayylures had a cool theme though.

>>14544595

>>14544592
>>14544601
If only you were a grill, everyone would have loved you even more.

Right after strangling the shit out of you for aggravating them.

>>14544617
We'll always have the best Souls waifu.

Fuck you she's a qt 3.14, MG'd or not.

>>14544618
The Doll and Eileen are much better.

>Phanaxial is doing this for free
Gazerfag must know some jew magic or something.

I want to ask a Raiju to show me how good she can spin

>>14544627
I want Eileen as a crow tengu. Not the shitty yandere kind though.

Here's just an idea of what the next commission will look like.
http://a.pomf.cat/ghjehv.png

>>14544579
I don't want to fight anybody, especially cool people. Unless it's a cool fight with cool smirks and cool punches and a friendly fistbump afterwards.

>>14544632
Melon is cool, his streams are fun.

>>14544434
I wasn't the anon who asked for a lamia Tharja but thank you.

>>14544125
Found it in /feg/

>>14544653
Nice to see more emphasis on thighs.

>>14544528
>not wanting to be immobilized in the wing cocoon of a tall Lillim as she pumps he big fat spadetail in and out of your ass

You gay son

>>14544125
I remember that it was drawn on /v/ at some point.

>>14544662
So long as it's not one of those OC Lilims I'd be up for it. Because fuck them.

>>14543727
Amazon

>>14544662
Good job assassinating my erection faggot.
I was just thinking of ways a Succubus type could use her tail to make a faux-onahole a la that one Kraken tentaclepussy.

>>14544632
>Gazer thighs

I wonder if Gazers are capable of polymorphing their "tail" and eyestalk portions into something of a far more manageable size, like something resembling a bunnies tail.

>>14544667
After reading >>14543786, you sure you want her?

>>14543919
>>14542979

>>14543919
why not draw lizardgirl and salamander playing competitive games
like some arcade shark monstergirl(s)

>>14544632
I want to spank that Gazer butt.

>>14542979
>you will never be forced breastfed by a monstergirl
Not that drawfag by the way.

>>14544686
>Thick Amazon salary woman
>Househusband
>Twins

>>14543919
Shit I'm really late to this, but what do you even like?

>>14544707
Are you sure you can handle that life?

>>14544710
What's the matter?

happy wanwan
happy wanwan jr.

Gee, anon, you're a good dad! Keep it up and live a long happy life with your family!

>>14542979
I might steal this.

>>14544707
Are you good at fetching beer and her favorite gameday hat?

>>14544718
I have never seen that woman in my entire life.

>>14544718
I don't like the context here man, not after last thread.

>>14544718
Oh, you don't even know anon. You don't even know.

>>14544726
that was an alternate world-line where things went bad

>>14544718

>>14544579
I don't really commission that much stuff since Miia has been getting plenty of art from the anime

A better matchup would be Jabberfag and Gazerfag

But i don't want to see other waifufags fight

>>14544718
I wonder if they've talked about dicking the daughteru yet.

>>14544743
Cue the 'no fighting' picture.

>>14544758

>>14544707
What an alp.

>>14544743
I still can't get over the fact our two MGE waifufags like girls that have tentacles with facial features on them, I mean talk about a coincidence

Perfect rivals

>>14544434
No body stocking but...this, this is nice.

>>14544510
/Salamander too. Don't forget that.

https://picarto.tv/VCRCyzir

Another Monster Girl art stream, feel free to hop in!

guys i need to up my sperm count for my waifu, currently i shoot a quarter spurt and when i go again i dont even shoot enough to overflow my uncut penis.

this seems highly dissapointing for those with a high appetide

i forgot which supplements where usefull, maybe zink and magnesium? i dont know how much though