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/jp/ Fun Fact #6825: Youmu likes to masturbate with vegetables before cooking them to make Yuyuko's food.

>> No.14915223

>>14915199
That's not fun, that's just gross.

>> No.14915230

>>14915223
Actually that sounds cute as fuck and would join her after Catching her, y'know. Mutual masturbation.

>> No.14915233

I heard of some guy that used a cucumber as an onahole or maybe it was a dildo. Anyway, they didn't clean it properly and it grew mold and got gross. Don't play with your food, dudes.

>> No.14915252

/jp/ fun fact #6346
Posting Miki in derogatory manner is highly discouraged.

>> No.14915268

>>14915230
Why would you want to rub one out with a dork?

>> No.14915283

>>14915268
Because the dork needs loving too

>> No.14915304
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>>14915283
and soon it can turn to this

>> No.14915319

>>14915283
No she doesn't.

>> No.14915325

is that yuyuko has bad gas sometimes?

>> No.14915342

>>14915199
How does youmu masturbate his dick on the veggies??

>> No.14915346

>>14915325
I want to smell yuyuko's bad gas

>> No.14915349

>>14915319
Dork or not, Youmu is a female girl with girl nipples and vagina! She will show them to you and you can show her your willy!

>> No.14915357

>>14915349
I bet she's all gross.

>> No.14915578

>>14915233
There was a guy who used a watermelon

>> No.14915588

>>14915223
If you cook the vegetables then it doesn't matter if you pleasure yourself with them. The high temperatures will denature and destroy any.. proteins you leave on them.

>> No.14915596

>>14915578
Watermelons are naturally acidic so I wouldn't imagine anyone trying them.

>> No.14915643

>>14915596
Vaginas are naturally acidic as well!

>> No.14915722

>>14915643
........For you.

>> No.14916076

>>14915199
Which is the fun fact #6824?

>> No.14916746

Damn, the quality of hammer's art really has gone down the shitter.

>> No.14921557

>>14916076
Sakuya's pads are made from fairies

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>>14921557

>> No.14926963
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14926963

I want youmu to calm me down when I have an aspergers spazz out and bear my name!

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14927308

Youmu loves her veggies.

>> No.14927555

>>14926963
hey rusty
207 -239 -2075

>> No.14927602

Youmu is my wife

>> No.14927626

>>14927602
I'm so sorry

>> No.14930733

>>14927626
You want a tilly, bud?

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ear eat

>> No.14933112

>>14915199
I want to play with someone like this and even to make food after.
p.s. Youmu fine too.

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Youmu coping with the stresses of post-industrial society!

>> No.14935844

>>14915199
used goods

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