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Let's all laugh at monoeyes.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14951194

>>14951187
Well, they do tell some good jokes.

>> No.14951196
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14951196

My 2nd Scylla smut
My 20th paste
And my 1,001st thank you to Loen
http://pastebin.com/aa9XURzN

>> No.14951197

First for tubby cyclopses pretending they're in shape.

>> No.14951198

>>14951187
B-but monoeyes are pure, cute and innocent anon!

>> No.14951201

>>14951187
Monoeyes are olev

>> No.14951202

First for dire hellhounds

>> No.14951208

>>14951196
Dat rear.

>> No.14951212

>>14951187
>It's a monoeye thread
Of course the good shit happens after I fap

>> No.14951213

>>14951196
ass too fat

>> No.14951214

>>14951198
>>14951201
Just look at that thing! It's hideous and brain damaged!

>> No.14951221

>>14951213
I say it isn't fat enough!

>> No.14951222

>>14951213
>too fat
Excuse me, but I have a call on hold here for you
A, uh, Mr Ireland.

>> No.14951225
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14951225

>"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too."
>"And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you."
>"Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy but, give this devil her due,"
>"I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

>> No.14951226

>>14951214
You leave Ben Grimm out of this.

>> No.14951234

>>14951225
Wouldn't a gold fiddle be horribly out of tune and horrendously heavy?

>> No.14951235

>>14951196
More like Analogue Bubblebutt.

>> No.14951236

Tsundere monsters suck

>> No.14951238
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>>14951234
You're more of a fucking killjoy than Robert

>> No.14951241

>>14951225
That Devil needs a bonk on the head and a stern lecture.

>> No.14951243

>>14951225
I'll stick with my Stradivarius, thanks. It's an heirloom, and it's perfectly in tune.

>> No.14951245

Jabberwock guy, do you have the list of DeviantArt artists you've commissioned in the past?
I'm trying to remember a certain artist. I think it was the one who did that autumn sweater picture, but I'm not too sure.

>> No.14951248

>>14951238
It's a Futurama reference.
Jesus Christ, anon.

>> No.14951249

>>14951196
Thank you scyllas are love. I want to fuck that one.

>> No.14951252

>>14951141
http://exhentai.org/s/955f26b2d0/915527-15
This Scylla also has some bootygame.

>> No.14951254

Snakes are love. They are life.

>> No.14951262

>>14951254
Do they have layers?

>> No.14951265

>>14951252
I dunno, her chest size is the more attractive feature in that doujin

>> No.14951270
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>>14951254
Of course they are.

>> No.14951271

>>14951265
Maybe that's due to the fact it keeps changing size every panel.

>> No.14951275
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14951275

>"Excuse me sir, but do you know where one can acquire some 'bird seed'?"

>> No.14951277

>>14951271
So your telling me she's got a bit of slime in her?

>> No.14951282

>>14951275
Why is there a tiny bird in your chest?

>> No.14951283
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14951283

Ghost is back. He's finally actually back. It's amazing to hear his voice after so long.

>> No.14951284

>>14951262
>Walking through the swamp at night
>Start hearing Music
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj57zA7fKEQ

How do you escape the horny green Monster Girl before it's all ogre?

>> No.14951285

>>14951225
>The Devil bowed her head and knew that she had been beat
>And laid that golden fiddle on the ground right at Anon's feet
>Anon said, "Devil if you ever want to just come on back when you've filled up nice again, I don told you once you heart-stealing daughter of a bitch that I'm the best that's ever been!"

>> No.14951287

>>14951275
A pet store, obviously.

>> No.14951291

>>14951196
>Scylla takes it up the ass
Niiice.

>> No.14951295

>>14951284
Escape?

Why would I want to do that?

I went to the swamp for a reason.

>> No.14951305

>>14951284
>Walk along a long and lonesome road
>All of a sudden, a shiny demon shines in the middle
>Of the road
Send help

>> No.14951307

>>14951213
Fat-bottomed Leprechaun monstergirl when?

>> No.14951310

>>14951283
>tfw no racist Texan ghost waifu

>> No.14951314

>>14951307
I'd stick it in her pot o' gold.

>> No.14951317

>>14951283
He's been back for a good few months now, anon.

>> No.14951323

>>14951310
She's not a racist! She's a melting pot of lewdness!

>> No.14951326

>>14951275
At the pet store...? Why do you want bird seeds?

>> No.14951327

>>14951226
I'm talking about that cyclops. Look at that dumb braided hair and those fat disgusting cowtits. Then there's her gloomy demeanor, huge eye and a face that betrays some truly disgusting thoughts going on in her head.

>> No.14951334

>>14951307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw
O'Mommah best Leprechaun

>> No.14951336

>>14951327
Your delivery was okay, but wooden as fuck - it sounds like you're just reading directly from the script.

Seriously, she's paying you top dollar to mock her, the least you could do is do it right.

>> No.14951351

>>14951196
Neat.

You sure like tentacles

>> No.14951352

>>14951305
>You will never play the best song in the world with your brother to save yourselves from getting "eaten" by Demons.

>> No.14951363

>>14951284
>TFW you actually grew up in a big damned swamp.

Try to play her size to my advantage; Make her chase me through the thickest brush, where she can either take time to try and fit her large frame between the trees or burn energy knocking them down, tighten my hood and lead her through where I know the wasps, skeeters and deer flies are gonna be at their worst and, should I get a decent lead and the opportunity arises, agitate the hell out of some beavers and then run like hell so that they're nice and pissed off by the time she shows up.

Beavers are mean sons of bitches, don't let anyone tell ya otherwise.

>> No.14951379

>>14951327
Truly disgusting thoughts?

>I wonder if they still make that shampoo I like...

>> No.14951382

>>14951284
I used to chase cockatrices as a sport ya know? I can run pretty fast.

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>>14951314
>>14951307
>Fat-bottomed Leprechaun
>Who's also 6'1 size shifting magic
"Aren't you a little bit tall to be a Leprechaun?"
>You're 5'11
"Aren't ya a squeeze t' short to be a real man?"
>Tell her to go back to her Keebler Elf McMansion in the woods
>She takes a heavy gulp of her draft before headbutting you
>You wake up to the creaking of bed springs as a freckled fat-bottomed and heavy breasted Leprechaun rides you absolutely ragged on the bed
>Her pubes are shaven into the fucking shape of a four leafed clover 'Fer luck ya jessie'
>Wake up cold and alone in your bed, there's a gold coin resting on the pillow
>Flip it a couple of times, wishing -really- hard
>TFW Leprechaun was just in the shower and tackles you onto the bed when she notices your chubby, thinking about her child-bearing hips and heavy breasts
>You fuck like rabbits for the rest of the day

>> No.14951393

>>14951336
Fine. How about I force her to undress so I can laugh at how small her cheap underwear is on before? Or I force her to masturbate with a dildo before I give her clothe back? Maybe I should just cum in her sandwich and make her eat it? Or mock her taste in entertainment? Or my biggest trick, pretend I sorta like her under all the bullying by occasionally acting nice or sending her risque photos and videos of me only to reject her!

>>14951379
She has thoughts very similar to the average anon. She's that bad.

>> No.14951395

>>14951384
>>You're 5'11
The illusion is broken.

>> No.14951397

>>14951393
As long as the way you say it is like a robot speaking from a tickertape, it'll be bland and dumb.

>> No.14951404

>>14951384
Shortstack Leprachauns or bust.

>> No.14951408

>>14951397
How should I say it? Confident smug bully? Open disgust? Creepy pervert?

>> No.14951410
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>>14951384
I feel that Leprechaun girls would be proportioned like pic-related.
I like this idea already.

>> No.14951422

>>14951408
Snide noblesse oblige, feigned stuttering interest, finished by sneering mockery.

>> No.14951433

>You will never trap and orgasm denial an Amazon.

>> No.14951434

>>14951410
This is what I imagine middle school Holstaurs are like.
I think I'm gonna need a windowless van.

>> No.14951439

>>14951433
that sounds dangerous.

>> No.14951445

>>14951410
>>14951410
Stop fucking tempting me to break a promise I made to never write again

>> No.14951446

>>14951393
Yeah, I'd still give her the D. It's much better than just cumming into a sandwich.

No sandwich should ever have white sauce, no matter the point of origin.

>> No.14951451

>>14951439
That's why it's fun.

>> No.14951453

>>14951445
Give into your demons, and write some shortstack Leprechaun smut you pussy.

>> No.14951463

>>14951384
I didn't need this boner.
>>14951445
Do it, so I can have a boner when I need one.

>> No.14951465

>>14951446
But she might enjoy that.

>> No.14951469

>>14951434
Who knows, adult Holstaurs might also have those proportions.

>> No.14951477

>>14951469
Those proportions when it comes to tits and ass compared to the rest of the body, but they'd be taller most of the time.

>> No.14951486

>>14951196
Good to see more Scylla.

>> No.14951499

>>14951410
Gonna need some sauce there

>> No.14951503

>>14951499
Artists name is in the filename.

>> No.14951504

>>14951499
http://exhentai.org/g/836723/9d3bbcdcdd/
Next time look at the filename.

>> No.14951511

>>14951196
God damn, anal isn't normally my thing but that was good.

>> No.14951520

>>14951196
I swear you've posted this before.

>> No.14951523

>>14951520
He's posted a Scylla story before but not this one as far as I'm aware.

>> No.14951524

>>14951520
His last Scylla story involved a pothead.

>> No.14951530

>>14951524
Oh god damnit. So that's why he wrote her as a stoner.

>> No.14951531

>>14951465
But it's not about what she enjoys. It's about what the bully enjoys doing to her when she's helpless. It's the bully who decides what happens to her, and if I want to make wild passionate love to her while holding hands and gazing into that eye of hers, then come hell or highwater, that's what's going to happen.

>> No.14951548

>>14951530
That one didn't focus on the Scyllas butt much either.

>> No.14951549
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14951549

What is the best way to court a Mantis?

>> No.14951550

>>14951196
Why does she have a prostate?

>> No.14951556
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14951556

Have you danced under the silver light of the full moon with your kitsune goddess wife yet?

>> No.14951562
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>>14951549
Very, very quietly.

>> No.14951564

>>14951531
She might think you like her then.It would be better to just treat her like a living onahole.

>> No.14951567

>>14951550
OH SH-
Alright I'm going to make one exception to my 'never edit pastes' rule. I don't want people getting the wrong idea.

>> No.14951569

>>14951556
I am unworthy of such massive...generosity.

>> No.14951575

>>14951556
Elona is as close as I can come to that and I'm still working on it, dammit.

>> No.14951580

>>14951550
>>14951567
Freudian slip.

>> No.14951586

>>14951549
By expression of body language, and never talking. Tell her you love her right as you cum inside. The first time you cum and the first time she hears your voice will surely turn her into a gooey puddle of love.

>> No.14951594

>>14951580
Slip like Freudian; your first n' last step to playin' yourself like accordion.

>> No.14951605

>>14951453
I don't feel like providing OC for this place anymore and you fucks certainly aren't helping.

>> No.14951610

>>14951605
Bummer, man.

>> No.14951612

>>14951610
>I posted it again!

>> No.14951620

>>14951549
>>14951562
Kuudere bugs are the cutest bugs.

>> No.14951630
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14951630

>>14951586
Perfect. That might just cause a little smile to form on her face.

>> No.14951636

>>14951569
If you can love, then you can be worthy. She's an easygoing goddess.

>>14951575
I've heard of the game, but is it actually that open and versatile?

>> No.14951638

>>14951610
This meme's going to get more stale than manticores at this rate.

>> No.14951643

>>14951605
No one cares Ovaries.

>> No.14951651

>>14951643
Clearly you care if you're responding to him, faggot

>> No.14951662

>>14951636
In short, you can make any party member appear how you want (sprite & portrait), be named what you want, be the class you want, deliver flavor text while fighting as dictated, and just about everything else. It is a grindy game though, be aware of what you're getting into.
>>14951402 has some examples. They even have a Shoggoth-in-progress.

>> No.14951677

>>14951662
Is this an online game where I can meet other players or is it singleplayer?

>> No.14951682

>>14951677
Single player roguelike.

>> No.14951690

>>14951677
Single player, but you can find gates that let you visit other player's houses.

>> No.14951695

>>14951677
Singleplayer.
There was a function where you could upload rooms to a server for others to visit, but that was always JP only as far as I know. There was also a chat function where you could sorta talk to anyone else playing the game (as well as see the death messages of anyone playing), but the server finally died a while back and getting a replacement is still a work in progress.

>> No.14951700

>>14951605
You're doing that Bollocks thing again. Also, http://pastebin.com/cFLx2nHg was fuckin' nice.

>> No.14951707

>>14951187
I Wanna make a Monoeye a Sumo! Big Eye! Big Belly! Big Love!

>> No.14951716

Oh dear, I forgot which Dragon girl was the best. Can you guys help me?

>> No.14951721

>>14951716
Trick Question.
They're all best

>> No.14951723

>>14951716
wurms all day everyday

>> No.14951738
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>>14951716
Wyvern

>> No.14951741

>>14951716
The one with the nice butt.

>> No.14951744

>>14951700
Glad you liked it. Been going through some shit and unfairly lashing out sorry 'bout that

>> No.14951754

Sexually bullying thee basilisk class-rep who turns out to have a bit of masochistic streak and allows you to continue while pretending to hate it.

>> No.14951764

>>14951744
I figured that.

>> No.14951765

>>14951738
i want to lick those armpits

>> No.14951766

>>14951716
Drill haired Ojou-Sama dragons with generous busts and butts.

>> No.14951770

>>14951741
Well that excludes Wurm and Ryu, but which one of the three others left is it?

>> No.14951778
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>>14951754
Is that limited to cumming on that squishy belly of hers while she's blindfolded?

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>>14951741

>> No.14951802
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>> No.14951807

>>14951802
>Monoboob
We Kung Pow Enter The Fist now

>> No.14951809

>>14951786
I like my Wock Butts like I like my blankets.

As big plush and cuddly as possible.

>> No.14951811

>>14951802
>monoboob
What a nightmare.

>> No.14951821
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14951821

>Go do some office work for a couple hours
>Come back and check Twitter
>Over 200 new posts
>"Geezus, what'd I miss?"
>It's mostly just retweets from the official EMG account of people wishing Papi a happy birthday
Wasn't Draco's b-day just a couple days ago?
How curious.

>> No.14951830

>>14951821
Nobody cares about Draco aside from the fags in the MonMusu threads.

>> No.14951839

>>14951821
It was the 19th, and the 21st is Papi's

>> No.14951843

>>14951778
A lot more than that:

>"You fiend! If only I could see who you are...I'd kill you! I'd have you arrested too! Both!"

>> No.14951848

>>14951830
Eh, she got a fair number of B-Day wishes over Twitter the other day.

Not nearly as many as Papi though. Obviously.

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>>14951754
>Still no art of Basilisk wearing coke-bottle glasses

>> No.14951870

>>14951856
>filename
Best girl better be Akiza anon.

>> No.14951874

>>14951856
That girl reminds me of something really weird that happened to me once:

>Wake up really early and turn on TV
>It's Cartoon Network now since I last watched Adult Swim
>Yu-Gi-Oh is on
>See this chick
>"I want to see this QT without the glasses."
>Just so happens to be an episode where she takes off her glasses and it happens within 30 seconds of me thinking it

GoAT taste BTW

>> No.14951875

>>14951716
Clingy mayadere Dragon

>> No.14951876

>>14951764
>>14951764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPfzak-ATcQ
Here you go, in the place of Leprechaun MG for now

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>>14951870
Sorry man, it's Misty.
I suppose that would put Carly at 3rd, then.

>> No.14951886

>>14951856
I love those glasses and I don't know why.

>> No.14951887

>>14951875
Yes.

>> No.14951890

>>14951876
I'll take it.

>> No.14951892
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14951892

>>14951886
Because only the most moé wear them

>> No.14951895

>>14951892
Is this gap moe?

>> No.14951897
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14951897

>>14951892
>Not associating it with that faggot Mousse instead

>> No.14951902

>>14951897
Mousse literally did nothing wrong.
>Gets cucked by Ranma because he beats Shampoo
>Gets cucked by falling into the Spring of Drowned Duck
>Gets cucked by himself because Shampoo never returns his feelings for her
Literally the only time he felt relevant was like Volume 4 back when Ranma was cursed to stay a girl.

>> No.14951915

>>14951881
>Misty.
Just as good anon.

>> No.14951922

>>14951902
Wasted supporting characters in a Rumiko Takahashi work? Say it isn't so! The list would be shorter to pick the ones who are actually relevant.

>> No.14951929

>>14951922
Literally only Ranma, Akane, Tatewaki Kuno, Ryouga Hibiki, Shampoo, Ukyo, Cologne, Happosai, Genma Saotome at any given time. Everybody else either gets forgotten from their spotlight and turns into a running gag or just kind of fades out of existence.

Ranma 1/2 is still one of my favorite manga but holy shit Rumiko needs to get her life

>> No.14951939

>>14951929
The joke was she does that in every work. Ranma is hardly unique in that respect.

>> No.14951945

>>14951939
I've only ever cared about Ranma anon, Maison Ikkoku and InuYasha can go and stay go

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14951951

>>14951187
I for one like monster girl regardless of how many eyes they have

>> No.14951955

>>14951945
I think Inuyasha's greatest sin was that the anime is the worst case of pointless filler ever conceived by the industry.

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>>14951802
No cool man!!

>> No.14951974

>>14951951
Agreed all eyes are beautiful and no matter the amount I love them all. Also cyclops always deserve to be loved, I'd like to take a depressed cyclops and turn her into the happiest girl in the world. This would include making her smile, a smile i'll fiercely protect for I may be the first thing the world to ever make her smile, because my love for her is more true than she could ever believe.

>> No.14952015

I want an oppai loli cyclops to tenderly love, even if she ends up with a few more pounds then I want.

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>>14951974
>Get Polyphema drunk and fuck her
>She asks you your name
>Tell her "Nobody"
>She goes out to the other Cyclops and tells them "Nobody slept with me last night!"
>Tears up when she sees their looks of pity at the idea of a big breasted 227 cm monoeye sleeping in her cave by herself
>The hatefucking she puts you through later that night is enough to get Hades to knock on the ground with a broomstick

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>>14951225
So long as you don't play me like one of your damned fiddles.

>> No.14952027

>>14952022
What is this, an old snake for ants?

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>>14951225
Drawing her with a fiddle sounded fun

Sorry if it looks terrible, It's really rushed. I also just realized I forgot her wings.

>> No.14952034

I want to warm up a Lich emotionally by talking about science and physically by cuddling. I don't care if she's crazy! I'm going to run experiments with her anyway.

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14952035

>>14951716
Weepy high school girl fairy dragon.

>> No.14952037

>>14952021
Why hatefuck me, clearly were dating and I love her truly?Also that a lie my name is not nobody and I never told her that, she's a smart girl and great to cuddle with. Plus why would I ever wrong a cute 227cm cyclops who I clearly have the hots for, true I don't typically drink but she wanted to so I let her.

>> No.14952045

>>14952034
Anon, she wants to make a bullet that alps any man it hits into a werecat in heat. Surely that's too crazy for anybody.

>> No.14952049

I want to be the mascot of the local Monster Girl sports team.

>> No.14952052

>>14952033
Nice.

>> No.14952053

>>14952027
It's a post from an iPhone.

>> No.14952054

>>14952033
Pfft. Pretty good.

>> No.14952061

>>14952053
iPhone won't do that unless he did something god awfully retarded to it in the process of or sometime after saving it. Though he did post it from an iPhone because the filename gives it away. But I've used an iPhone to post for years and I've never seen it mangle the image that way.

>> No.14952067
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14952067

>>14952053
Nigga I post from an Ipod and I get pictures bigger than that. Case in point, this very image. You just saved a thumbnail, you nincompoop.

>> No.14952068
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14952068

>>14952045
That's only a proof of concept! Once we show it to the Lilim who hands out the grant money, it's going in the trash in favor of an aerosol that biologically programs a heat cycle into anyone! If they're willing, of course. But what girl wouldn't want the option to temporarily multiply their senses by ten before gently intertwining fingers with their husbando, while they cuddle together on a cold spring night?

Plus alchemists are the best at mixing and brewing things, and scientists love coffee. Lich coffee is the best coffee. If you don't mind the side effects. Which are really more like bonuses.

>> No.14952073

>>14952035
Those hips and thighs mang.

>> No.14952083

>>14951955
Hey, at least it had a somewhat realistic giant weapon.

>>14952033
Like_a_damn_fiddle.png

>> No.14952087

>>14952068
>Not knowing that humans are already in rut 24/7
>Intentionally reducing the sex drive of anyone

Pretty sure that's a crime against mamanomanity in any monster country.

>> No.14952104

>You'll never give a Lilim a potion that increases her sensitivity a hundred fold.
>You'll never pound her until she's an ahegaoing wreck moaning about how she exists for you to pump your cum into.
>She'll never beg you to keep fucking her after you finish inside.
>She'll never go into great detail about how she wants you to rape her mouth, ravage her tits, and spank her fat ass viciously
>You'll never vow to sit down with her and talk about how she sometimes goes a bit overboard with her fetish.
>Such will never be life with a masochistic Lilim
Fucking damn it.

>> No.14952133

>>14952104
That's cool, personally I'd like to date a Lilim who likes to cuddle and receive head pats. All she wish to do with me is cuddle and nuzzle me, making sure we rub heads and I give her head pats due to the fact she's very affectionate and a romantic.

>> No.14952138
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14952138

>>14952104
>you will never dress a thick Lilim up in werecat cosplay gear and fiercely ravage her fat not-cat ass
>she will never create a pocket dimension that allows you to help her live out her M fantasies

>> No.14952152

>>14951821
>Those breasts
Take the tissues out you fucking flat dyke with a shit haircut

>> No.14952164
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14952164

>>14952033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RUg-NkjY4

When dealing with a Devil, beat them on their own level.

>> No.14952169

>>14952033
It looks fine senpai
9/10, would scam

>> No.14952170

I want to be the unfortunate soul sent to deliver a letter into the underdark where I'll be captured by slavers (who thank me for delivering the letter) before getting traded around until I end up with a drider as my mistress, the spider lady forcing me to wash her carapace and massage her purple skinned, human half.

>> No.14952173
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14952173

Would you or would you not date a rich horse lady if she took interest in you?

Keep in mind being rich is still objectively good in any dimension and even more so in MGE land.

>> No.14952176

>>14952173
Fuck no.

>> No.14952177

>>14952173
I would
I enjoy centaurs so I wouldn't mind.

>> No.14952185

>>14952087
Okay, then less a heat cycle and more an increased sensitivity schedule. Who doesn't want to ahegao on command?

>> No.14952189

>>14952033
That's not how you hold a violin!

>> No.14952193

>>14952035
>Mutter to yourself as you sit at a bench, eating the same old sandwich again.
"Man, I'm getting tired of pumpernickel..."
>There's a sudden flash of colorful light and fair dust.
>A Fairy Dragon appears next to you.
>"But Anon! All bread is delicious, how can you hate it?"
"Well gee Fairy Dragon, I just don't see the point in it. It's all empty carbs."
>"Empty carbs? There's nothing empty about bread! This reminds me of a song."
>Bread starts magically appearing all around you, and you find yourselves wearing a baker's outfit. Except her's is just an apron with nothing else.
"Oh not again..."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDfHap7uwHE&t=27s

>> No.14952195

>>14952173
Yes. You are a faggot otherwise.

>> No.14952197

>>14952033
That's a good way to get a tongue injury.

>> No.14952198

>>14952173
Is she a Unicorn? I'd an ojou-sama Unicorn.

>> No.14952201

>>14952173
Those purebred Centaurs can be very haughty. I don't know, she'd be quite demanding.

>> No.14952202

>>14952173
Maybe.

Anyone taking an interest in me would objectively have bad taste, though, so I'm not sure how else it would fare.

>> No.14952213

>>14952173
I'm not a gold digger, so leaning towards no.
Also, this: >>14952202

>> No.14952216

>>14952193
I fucking died.

>> No.14952219

>>14952173
God no, I do have some standards you know.

>> No.14952220

>>14952164
When will KC make more "Arch-" girls.

>> No.14952226

>>14952133
Why are you assuming that I can't do that with my Masochistic Lilim? Aftercare is a big part of BDSM after all.

>>14952138
It hurts man.

>> No.14952227

>>14952173
What's her personality like, because I don't date jerkiness, meanness, or overly haughty women as that can often come off to me as someone who doesn't care about me or doesn't really like me for things like my personality. If she's a nice and kind spirited lady, then sure I'll date her as I think centaurs are cute and deserve a chance at love, especially Cerea.

>> No.14952229

>>14952061
>>14952067
Then it would have to be the fact that I emailed it to myself

>> No.14952231

>>14952226
True i didn't think about that. Still just saying what I'd want from a Lilim, but your choice is as equally good as mine so you keep doing what you wish with her.

>> No.14952235

>>14952220
>Take any celestial derivative girl
>Add white hair and a fuck ton of power
Congratulations. You just made an Arch ____

>tfw no Arch Cupid with a magic love tank

>> No.14952242

>>14952164
>Square-dancing
Would you sit in your southern belle demon onee-sama's lap with her slowly massaging and stroking your dick and alternately whispering seductively into your ear and licking and nibbling it, while your devil imouto sat in your own lap with you teasing her clit and labia while she writhes in pleasure?
I know I would.

And don't worry about Onee-sama being uncomfortable under all that weight, you're in a Cupid™ brand hot tub.

>> No.14952245

>>14952193
>tfw no childish 7ft purple dinosaur gf with them hips
>she'll never find you after school hours and forcefully take you to her treehouse
>she will never unzip your pants in cheery fashion
>Just the right size...for a dinosaur, that is

What would a Barney mg be like?

>> No.14952251

>>14952245
No, stop this right now.

>> No.14952252

>>14952245
A creepy child molester. There's already an image of it.

>> No.14952255

>>14952245
I think we discussed this in a previous thread, and it took a truly horrifying turn.
I'd rather not bring it up again.

>> No.14952265
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14952265

Is a Flowkelps "hair" prehensile?

>> No.14952266

>>14952245
Here's an imgur link so people like >>14952251 don't get as riled up.

http://imgur.com/U8a8uAd

>> No.14952278
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14952278

>>14951187
But monoeyes are cute too. I like Ai.

>> No.14952280

>>14952265
Of course. It's really no different from an Alraune's vines or a Tentacle's tentacles.

>> No.14952281

>>14952265
I would assume that she can control her Kelp like a Kejourou can control her hair.
Which makes it all the better.

>> No.14952283

>>14952266
Oh man that artist is absolutely awful.

>> No.14952285

>>14952280
Why are plantgirls so perfect?

>> No.14952291

>>14951225
Fire on the mountain run boys run!

>> No.14952293

>>14952283
I'm actually in a quantum state of being turned off and turned on at the same time by that image.

>> No.14952296
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14952296

>>14952198
>Unicorn
>Rich

Listen anon, you don't want this.

Think about it, Unicorn's have all the magic for healing people and they live in enchanted forests, the only way one could get rich is if they charged literal terminally ill people loads of dosh for her healing.

Would you really be okay with having her heal people at costs that would put people into debt forever just so she could be rich?

>tfw I accidentally referenced something that happens in real life and only notice it when proof reading

>> No.14952304

>>14952296
>charged literal terminally ill people loads of dosh for her healing

Someone should draw a genderbended unicorn centaur version of Black Jack, pronto.

>> No.14952306

>>14952285
Because they smell nice and are sweeter than anything you've ever met. They also reciprocate the love you give them, as they sometimes don't get the love they deserve so when you give them love they give it back tenfold. I personally love plant girls and think they need more love, plus I just wish I could cuddle with Biollante-chan all day, that or cuddle with a groups of various plant girls either one would make my life.

>> No.14952309

>>14952304
Complete with a shota Pinoko?

>> No.14952314

>>14952285
Because they're so versatile and environmentally friendly.

Just think of all the neat stuff you can do with them, like that Alraune idea I had a while back.

Disfigured burn victim Alraune with abandonment issues
She's actually a Liliraune but her sister died in the fire

>> No.14952316

>>14952266
Well. There go my dreams of a wingless, cuddly, extremely thick, deredere dragon girl.

>> No.14952321
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14952321

>>14952309
Yes. Pinoko can stay Pinoko since reanimated dolls count as monster girls/boys.

>>14952306
Have some Aluru.

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14952328

>>14952173
Better question.

How many anon's would be okay becoming the husband for Dragon Esdese?

Like you're the Tatsumi of the situation.

>> No.14952332

>>14952283
>>14952293
I like the body and the eyes but the rest of the face kind of throws me off.

>> No.14952338

>>14952328
Again, see
>>14952202

>> No.14952345

Someone give me a non-popular monstergirl

>> No.14952348

>>14952321
Thank you very much, she's quite the cutie and she;s a lovely shade of green. Is she like a water Lily alraune because she seems to be living in the water, because if so that's cool and I'd very much like to join her for a swim?

>> No.14952349
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14952349

>>14952332
Maybe this should look better. Deleting the previous image to save precious space.

>> No.14952352

>>14952345
Hakutaku

>> No.14952353
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14952353

>>14952345

>> No.14952357

>>14952321
>>14952349
>Sideways
Flip those, Anon. It's not hard.

>> No.14952361
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14952361

>>14952348
Seems like it. She really loves water judging from her conversations in-game. She can still chug along slowly on the ground with her roots like dryads though.

>>14952345
Gremlins.

>> No.14952362

>>14952285
It's hard for me to pin down exactly why, but I really like Alraunes.
That sweet, sweet nectar, and their flowers would be great to relax in.

>> No.14952369

>>14952357
The original image in-game is just like that, I made no modifications.

>> No.14952370

>>14952328
Mayadere dragons are love, so yes.

Esdeath is one of the only good things about that shitshow along with that busty catgirl.
Tatsumi is such a fucking idiot. He had the best girl in the whole series practically throwing herself at him and he went with the shitty Tsundere.

>> No.14952371
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14952371

>>14952345
She's not unpopular, she's just complete shit

>> No.14952378

>>14952345
The panda one that I forgot the name.

>> No.14952384
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14952384

>>14952369
I know, but that was a bad choice by the developer/artist. People who do shit sideways to make it more 'artistic' or something are idiots.

Doesn't this look better?

>> No.14952386

>>14952345
Beelzebub

>> No.14952388

>>14952361
That good to know she can move freely, though even if she couldn't I'd love her all the same. We can go for a swim with her floating on the surface and me spinning her around like a top as we laugh and have a fun time with one another. Then if she'dike we could just relax and talk to one another, learn about each other or just do what ever she wants'

>> No.14952389

>>14952164
>that size comparison
The devil could give you a blowjob standing up.

>> No.14952390

>>14952384
Technically yes, this would make a great poster now that I think of it.

>> No.14952395

>>14952345
Giant slug

>> No.14952406
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14952406

>>14952345
I admit "non-popular" might be a bit of an exaggeration here

>> No.14952421

>>14952406
Pharaoh a lying bitch who tries to brainwash otoutos with all sorts of horrible propaganda about their onee-sans.

Plus she's boring and ugly. Just look at her, she might as well be human.

>> No.14952422

>>14952345
Devil

>> No.14952425

>>14952421
Pipe down grapesnake. Haven't you hurt the poor girl enough with your lies?

>> No.14952428

>>14952421
If Apophis don't want bad reputations maybe they should stop trying to corrupt everything they see

>> No.14952429
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14952429

>>14952345
Hakutaku.

>> No.14952434

>>14952429
But Anon, she's really popular, everyone wants to milk this MooMoo.

>> No.14952437

>>14952345
Never seen any Gargoyle or Pot Devil content.

>> No.14952446

>>14952345
Matango, gargoyle or sea slime.

>> No.14952448
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14952448

>>14952434
I dunno, I think I'd like to see something like this with her.
Like her reading some JUN doujins or something.

>> No.14952455

>>14952437
Or um...Jinn of the Jar I guess is their proper name.
The only genies I can think of anyway are Robin Williams, Paimon, and Akinator.

The spidergirls are underloved for how many of them there are. Like all the plants are low content.
Elementals get full stories never.
Even some of the flavor of the week like Cupid have died to nothing.

>> No.14952467

>>14952455
Wasn't Shaq also a Genie at one point, or was that another basketball star?

>> No.14952474

>>14952455
Can Akinator guess monstergirls?

>> No.14952475

>>14952467
He was the Genie of the Boombox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GfdemcL35A

>> No.14952479

>>14952475
I guess my memory wasn't total shit then.

>> No.14952483

>>14952474
It couldn't guess Japanese dog jumping through five hoops
So yeah

>> No.14952487

>>14952474
Sometimes, problem is most monstergirls are character archetypes, not actual characters, and akinator isn't built for that.

>> No.14952493

>>14952455
>Not remembering the Wishmaster

Would make a GOAT monstergirl honestly.

>You make three wishes
>Then she gets to husband you and keep you in her jewel forever

>> No.14952496

GROSS

>> No.14952502

>>14952496
Gross what?

>> No.14952504

>>14952474
No.

>> No.14952505

>>14952487
Yeah, I just tried and he failed multiple times.

>> No.14952506

>>14952496
Context, motherfucker.

>> No.14952514

>>14952487
Fishing for Druella I've gotten the chain of Morrigan(mythology)>Amaterasu>Carrera(Viper GTS)>Morrigan Aensland>Panty>Slaanesh

So it's pretty close.

>> No.14952527

>>14952493
Oh man, I totally forgot about Wishmaster. The monstergirl version sounds like the best sexy horror story.
>1127 AD
>The Emperor asks to be shown wonders.
>A demon realm is created.
>The modern day
>"Three wishes, Alexander. Doesn't that intrigue you, just a liiittle? Anything you want."

>> No.14952568

Is it true that Basilisks have the best armpits?

>> No.14952574

>>14952429
>Hello Anon I see you're currently studying gender dynamics
>If possible I can help you understand how to understand that the matriarchy is for the good of the spouses

>> No.14952576

>>14952568
I never saw the sexual appeal to armpits.

>> No.14952578

>>14952576
Me neither. I get asses, tits and legs, not so much backs, armpits and anyplace where's it's a joint.

>> No.14952579

>>14952527
>sexy horror story
I wish to see more of these types of horror stories.

>> No.14952580
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14952580

>> No.14952588

>>14952429
I want an oppai loli cow teacher!
I want her to sit upon a stack of books and ask me for help with high places!
I want to be her favorite place to sit while she's lecturing

>> No.14952589

>>14952576
Same here.

>> No.14952592
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14952592

>>14952578
Backs are appealing provided there's a bit of muscle and back/sideboob are visible.
>>14952580
If you're here Snibako, I just want to let you know that you draw the best bellies.

>> No.14952593

>>14952580
Why is she winking at me?

>> No.14952596

>>14952579
Sexual horror is niche in a niche genre. It's hard to pin it properly without it ending up looking like someone's fapfic.

Plus considering what you can dig up from people too sincere and far gone, it can get a little discouraging knowing what you can write can never hope to match their sickening nativity.

>> No.14952597

>>14952576
It's just s general attraction to the curves of the female form, I guess. Like the feet, the armpits are a rarely exposed part of the body that have a lot of curves and features to them.

>> No.14952605

>>14952568
I think that title belongs to the Zipanguan armpit priestesses.

>> No.14952606

>>14952580
Oh yes. Very nice.
Ara ara is a weakness of mine.

>> No.14952619

>>14952592
Thanks anon! Y-you too...

>>14952593
Because of reasons.

>> No.14952621

>>14952580
>Tentacle on own arm
This dick of mine glows with an awesome power!

>> No.14952625

>>14952593
She's an adult.

>> No.14952628
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14952628

>>14952592
What about fluffy tails...?

>> No.14952630

>>14952628
Also acceptable.
There are also back tattoos.

>> No.14952635

>>14952619
What reasons?

>>14952621
And what does that mean?

>> No.14952640

>>14952625
what does that mean?

>> No.14952650
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14952650

>>14951556
No, but on a hot summer night I've offered my throat to the wolf with the red roses

>> No.14952655

>>14952593
She has something in her eye. Go over there and help her get it out.

>> No.14952657

>>14951187
nah

>> No.14952659
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14952659

>>14952640
What else.

>> No.14952661

>>14952635
It's loud roar tells me to defeat you! Take this; my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!

>> No.14952663

>>14952650
Is this a .less picture? I haven't seen it before.
More wolfgirls with his kind of hand/paw design is never a bad thing, though.

>> No.14952667

>>14952657
Laugh!

>> No.14952668

>>14952655
Alright, but I'm not sure what to do as eyes are delicate and I don't wish to hurt them. I mean I can use tweezers,but I'll help her with her eye problem, after all she does have a beautiful pair of eyes and she needs help so sure I'll help her out. what happens after that?

>> No.14952673

>>14952657
I agree.

>> No.14952674

>>14952650
>Summer
>Red Roses
...I really need to sort out my thoughts more. Everything's getting all jumbled together...

>> No.14952676

Which girl gives the best anal?

>> No.14952677

>>14952668
She doesn't really have something in her eye, she just wanted you to come close enough to wrap her tentacles around you.

>> No.14952679

Would you guys say this qualifies as NTR?
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Anasheya/413732/Take-your-time-Master

Yes I'm trying to inflame you on purpose.

>> No.14952680

>>14952676
Tentacle or Kraken, either is good.

>> No.14952682

>>14952659
Oh I see, she wishes for me to go swimming with her, she knows all she had to do was ask. Or is she asking me to massage her body and just have a random conversation of some sort?

>> No.14952685

>>14952676
Devil

>> No.14952690

>>14952676
Alp

>> No.14952691

>>14952677
Why didn't she tel me in the first place, I love cuddling and I would have said yes. Is she just a really affectionate girl that want to talk to me or was she just really shy and wanted to get my attention so she could go on a date with me?

>> No.14952693

>>14952676
I want to fuck a Cheshires fat butt through her ripped spats!

>> No.14952694

>>14952679
It's hard to inflame someone who got a warning.

Thanks for the warning tho

>> No.14952696

>>14952680
Somebody get the sticks out.

>> No.14952697

>>14952679
I actually laughed.

>> No.14952700

>>14952694
>>14952697
>replying
Retarded fucks.

>> No.14952703

>>14952691
She's a compulsive cuddler and didn't watch to chance you getting away.

>> No.14952704

>>14952693
I want to do a cheshire with the largest rear of her species.

>> No.14952706

>>14952680
>not mermaids

>> No.14952708

>>14952700
You seem to be upset.

>> No.14952722

>>14952703
But I wouldn't have left if she just asked me for cuddles in the first place. Either way I love cuddling and since she hasn't harmed me, she gets to happily enjoy it as well. Makes me wonder about why such compulsion, is it because she's lonely and could find a way or to ask a guy out, or does she have a hard time expressing her true feeling unless she is cuddling with the guy she has a crush on?

>> No.14952737
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>>14952704
All Cheshires have large rears.

>> No.14952739
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>>14952700
Looks like someone needs to explore their bread options.

>> No.14952749

>>14952737
I don't know how long I'd be able to resist having a bunch of lewd cheshires doing this to me.
I would only be a matter of time before I shoved my face into one of those asses.

>> No.14952750

>>14952737
That's why I'm going for the one with the biggest rear.

>> No.14952759

>>14952750
>The Cheshire with the biggest ass
Good lord man, you're dreaming huge.
You might want to go for a Dire Cheshire in that case. It's just your pelvis might not survive all that fat jiggling ass riding you.

>> No.14952763

>>14952737
"Hello MG Hut? It seems you gave me the wrong order. I didn't order Cheshire ass toppings on my pizza."

>> No.14952767

>>14952676
Shirohebi.

>> No.14952773

>>14952676
Kejourou

>> No.14952788

>>14952676
Hinezumi.

>> No.14952790

>>14952763
>They bring you a new pizza
>It's another fat cat ass

>> No.14952794

>>14952759
Why not the biggest of both species?
One dire, one regular?

>> No.14952796

>>14952722
>But I wouldn't have left if she just asked me for cuddles in the first place
She didn't know that.

>Makes me wonder about why such compulsion
She was neglected as a child and never received affection from her parents. She left home in her early teens and has been alone ever since.

Outwardly she is mature and outgoing, a cheerful and friendly person. In truth, though, she has no close friends. Her childhood left her socially stunted, incapable of developing meaningful relationships or emotional connections with people. Deep down inside she's still the lonely little girl she was when she left home; clumsy with emotions, desperate for love and clueless as to how to get it, and terrified of rejection.

>> No.14952797

>>14952790
Just as planned.

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>> No.14952808

>>14952794
Anon that might just be the mythical "too much ass". The smallest Dire Cheshire ass rivals the largest normal Cheshire ass.

>> No.14952819

>>14952790
Now you have two, whats the next step in your master plan?

>> No.14952820

>>14952796
Dam that's depressing and now that I know that, I wish to brighten up her life. Tell her what, I'd like to ask her out on a date and get to know her better, she doesn't have to be scared no more. I want her to know that I would like to be not only her first emotional connection but I'd also like to be her boyfriend and get to know her better. I want her to know she can always have me be there to cheer her up and put a smile on her cute face, as well as being both her friend and her boyfriend. After all the things iv'e said and even more I wish to tel her later, also she gets to cuddle with me as much as she wish as I find it a great way for us to bond, would she like to be my friend and girlfriend?

>> No.14952828

>>14952807
Why are those girls staring like that?

>> No.14952833

>>14952797
>>14952819
I call up the pizza place and complain.
It'd be one thing if they sent me the whole Cheshire, but what am I supposed to do with just asses?

Wait.
Don't answer that, I figured it out myself.

>> No.14952840

>>14952833
Use them as boxing gloves?
https://youtu.be/lkTpGsiSD-o?t=1m9s

>> No.14952841

>>14952828
Did you notice the bowl? They're obviously hungry and need your secret sauce as a topping.

>> No.14952850

>>14952833
Sir, please grab the tails and pull.
Just make sure you drink the complimentary drink first and then brace your pelvis.

>> No.14952860

>>14952345
Was this a sham?

>> No.14952862

>>14952841
Secret sauce? But I don't have a secret sauce, I make sauces using cooking books!

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>>14952862
Don't start with this shit, anon. Just whip out your dick and cum in the bowl for the lolis.

>> No.14952884

>>14952878
But that sauce isn't a secret, it's been published!

>> No.14952885
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>>14952737
>Order XL pizza.
>It arrives and it's massive. Must be 1m x 1m.
>Struggle to carry the monstrosity to your kitchen.
>Open it and inside is a jiggling purplecat rump the size of a truck tire.
>As it shakes, so does the table you put it on.

Does this place even have pizza?

>> No.14952887

>>14952833
You're dealing with dark magics here anon, once you open the box you cannot look away or two butts will take the place of the one you saw before!

>> No.14952889

>>14952878
But that's not a secret sauce at all! Everyone knows men produce semen!

>> No.14952893

>>14952885
I'd remark how having a big lazy Cheshire onee-san would be better than any pizza in the world.

>> No.14952896

>>14952885
Well, where did you order it from? If it had Looking-Glass in the name then you need to do a little bit more research.

>> No.14952901

>>14952808
I will go as far as I can!
No faggot cat's ass is insurmountable!

>> No.14952902

Something I wanted to ask from last thread: What is /tg/ and how are they associated with monster girls if at all?

>> No.14952903
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Your MG waifu finds your lewd collection. What does she learn.

>> No.14952905

>>14952885
That fat cat is going to have to do some workouts first.

>> No.14952909

>>14952902
Traditional Gaming
Aka DnD/40k The board.

>> No.14952911

>>14952903
I like lactation or whatever.

>> No.14952913

>>14952885
I dunno but going to ask her if she wants real pizza.

>> No.14952914

>>14952903
A lot of fucked up shit.

>> No.14952915

>>14952903
[redacted from thread]

>> No.14952916

>>14952903
She find nothing because I just look at different places online.

>> No.14952917

>>14952909
Why were they mentioned in the conversation about monster girls showing up in the real world? I looked and didn't see anything related to MGs.

>> No.14952920

>>14952903
She learns that, like the doujin you posted, I love buttfucking.

>> No.14952921
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>>14951556
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
It's very nice, especially when she rapes you afterwards.

>> No.14952923

>>14952917
Dnd has monsters.

Sometimes these monsters are cute girls.

>> No.14952928

>>14952903

She learns that I love silly hats, I guess.

>> No.14952932

>>14952923
Oh, I thought they were doing the wiki RP battles or something.

>> No.14952937

>>14952903
I like the woman to take an active role, among other things.

>> No.14952942

>>14951270
That seems like a Souls-tier trial.

>> No.14952943

>>14952903
She'd understand why I have so much milk and cake in the fridge, although she may start panicking over if the minotaur's or hathor's will find her first.

>> No.14952944

>>14952903
She learns what she already knows

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Monoeyes: Best MG or Best MG?

>> No.14952947
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>>14952903
>traps
>femdom
>male:impregnation
>oviposition
>shirikodama
>anal
>ana_fisting
>prostate_milking
>male_on_futa
>husband_and_wife
>kissing
>female:impregnation
>vanilla
>monstergirl
>harem
That she's the biggest prude in the household I guess.

>> No.14952948

>>14952885
>Order a small pizza
>It's still rather large for a pizza, isn't it?
>Loli cat ass inside

>> No.14952952

>>14952903
That I might be a switch after all.

>> No.14952953

>>14952885
Fat
Cat
Tats

>> No.14952955

>>14952948
Kid-sized! Cute!

>> No.14952958

>>14952946
Eh.

>> No.14952959

>>14952281

Now I kinda want to see art of a Kejourou brushing a Flow Kelp's hair.

>> No.14952972

>>14952885
>You help the Cheshire out of the box.
>She's holding another box with the pizza inside.
>Now you have someone to eat the pizza with and who will live with you from now on.
Don't worry about her taking up space anon, she can provide for herself.
Just don't forget to fuck her at least twice daily.

>> No.14952976

>>14952946
Meh. It's just a human with one eye.

I'm more of a Cyclops guy myself. They can craft some pretty legendary shit.

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>>14952947
>traps
>male:impregnation
>prostate_milking
>male_on_futa
See, this is the kind of shit that makes Paladins seems like a good idea.

>> No.14952988

>>14952903

That I'm addicted to ASMR. Assuming she didn't figure that out on her own earlier.

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>>14952976
Cyclopes' CAN'T SHOOT EYE LASERS!

>> No.14952992

>>14952985
The traps are not having sex with women nor futas

>> No.14952993

>>14952946
Best MG as you can cuddle, head pat, and nuzzle with and all of it is amazing. Also they never rape you and actually like you for your personality, something some monster girls could learn from. Plus, as someone who finds a girls eye very attractive and is typically the first things I look at on a girl, Cyclops have the most beautiful eye ever that I'd love to stare into all day while I cuddle them.

>> No.14953000

>>14952985
>I want to kill people because they fap to things I don't fap to
This makes Mindflayers seem like a good idea.

>> No.14953001

>>14952976
Why not both?

>> No.14953003

>>14952903
She teases me over my love of facesitting, fat asses, fat tits, female on male rape, reverse gangbangs, and delinquent girls.
Then she calls in her old highschool gang for a favor.

>>14952942
>No Dark Souls with monstergirls ever.
>Instead of dying repeatedly, you get raped repeatedly.
>Bosses are sexier than rank and file enemies and have more imaginative rape scenes.
Why has no-one done this yet? It could be a 2d sprite game with the same level of difficulty for all I care.

>>14952953
FAT
CAT
ASS
THICK
DOG
THIGHS

>> No.14953009

>>14952989
I can think of one that can, and who's always right.

>> No.14953010

>>14953003
>2d sprite game with the same level of difficulty
Every time you're raped, you lose some humanity and become more corrupted, a la DS2. When you turn into an Incubus, the Monster that last raped you husbandos you, ending the game and giving you an epilogue scene where you're living together with the kids.

>> No.14953011

>>14952972
>Confront your lazy XL Cheshire Cat on the couch, watching TV.
"Alright Cat, you've been here for 3 days now, my fridge is taking it's toll. Time to go."
>Grab her paws and pull.
>Too much inertia, again, the purplecat remains immobile.
>Push your back against the couch and push.
>Nothing.
>Slide your arms under neath and try to lift her.
>It's a no go, you can barely lift her off the couch.
>As you collapse exhausted, she quickly grabs you and holds you in an inescapable cuddle-lock.
>With her gigantic breasts on either side of your head and paws across your chest, you're forced to watch Deal Or No Deal while she purrs.

>> No.14953012

>>14952903
Oh no. Panic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fl1dMVXFnk

>> No.14953021

>>14953011
I can dig it.

>> No.14953022
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>>14952903
>I separate all of my favorite tags by color
>All vanilla doujins are under gray
>Red favs have LOTSA SEX
>Orange is for gyaru and dark skin girls
>Yellow is monstergirls
>Green is for lamias only
>Pink is for semen demons

I will achieve death via rough 48 hour long fucking marathons with an Apophis housewife.

>> No.14953029

>>14953011
>With her gigantic breasts on either side of your head and paws across your chest, you're forced to watch Deal Or No Deal while she purrs.
I'd hope that nipple sensitivity is proportional to breast size, because I'd drain the milk from those things something fierce.

>> No.14953030

>>14953011
And it's at this point that she gives you a check and tells you that she draws fetish art for lonely monstergirls. Stuff like handholding and chaste sleeping. It's degenerate but it puts some serious money in her bank account.

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>>14953029
If hentai has taught me anything, you're good to go there.

>> No.14953036

>>14953022
>Apophis housewife
How did you land one?

>> No.14953039

>>14953029
I wonder if all monstergirl milk has effects like the various Holst variants.
Probably not, but if they did I bet Cheshire milk would give you a serious buzz.

>> No.14953043

>>14953022
What if she dresses up and acts like a pure Gyaru?
Would your dick be able to handle it?

>> No.14953045

>>14953036
You get her to sign the contract.

>> No.14953048

>>14953045
Gaunter please.

>> No.14953052

>>14953030
Perhaps I should help her with a...'live example' for her art.
She can eat her large meals and I'll eat my regular ones.
I'll also scratch her ear as I drift off to sleep

>> No.14953054

>>14953043
_no

>> No.14953056

>>14953039
Most of them would have some type of aphrodisiac effect.

>> No.14953111
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These girls are all masochists, get out your whip!

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"Oh hi anon! It's so late, why don't you stay over tonight? I can take you to work! I have clothes already bought just for you!"

>> No.14953122

>>14953111
No, I arrive for two things only, to give them all massive amounts of cuddles and head pats.

>> No.14953125

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please check out the living doll in the corner.

She's been sitting there for a long time and wants a husband or friend.
She even learned how to play video games.

>> No.14953126

>>14953111
There's a difference between masochistic whipping and snuff anon.

>> No.14953129

>>14953120
But I'm in my house and already heading to bed.
If anyone's staying over it's you.

>> No.14953130

>>14953120
What are you planning?

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>>14953120
Time for some tanuki butt.

>> No.14953134

>>14953125
Use the doll if it pleases you, wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

>> No.14953136

>>14953120
alright, but on one condition and that would be I get to cuddle with you all night long. Also I may scratch your ears and massage your shoulders, but those aren't guaranteed. Plus, you are quite the cutie and think you rock the frilly clothing.

>> No.14953139

>>14953125
I'm gonna make an alp wear her clothes.

>> No.14953140

>>14953125
Did somebody make a Jigsaw palette yet?

>> No.14953141

>>14953134
At least get to know her first!
She may be a doll but she does have feelings.

>> No.14953145

>>14953125
How big is she, because if she's too small, i sadly won't be able to give her the maximum amount of love she needs and I'd feel terrible if our size difference caused me to accidentally hurt her, which is something I don't wish to bring to the lonely little doll.

>> No.14953146

>>14953141
She's here to take care of me, not for me to take care of her. Spread 'em.

>> No.14953147

>>14953139
But the she's going to be naked!
The doll, not the alp.
She's anatomically correct so you'll see everything!

>>14953140
>Anon, I want to play a game with you.
It's called 'please hug me because I'm all alone and want to cry.

>> No.14953148

>>14953120
Hey, thanks - gas prices are killer and my car's acting funny.

>> No.14953152

>>14953148
>car's acting funny
Christine-chan, no!

>> No.14953153

>>14953120

Already have clothes bought just for me? Im sorry but i really need to go now. Have a good night cya later goodbye im leaving

>> No.14953154

>>14953145
She's about two feet tall.
Don't worry about being too big, she's quite flexible, along with being durable...There's also some kits you can buy to get her a bit bigger.

>>14953146
You'll cuddle her afterwards right?

>> No.14953157

>>14953152
Nah, just some engine malfunctions - takes a bit to start up and runs slow is all.

>> No.14953158

>>14953052
What happens if her followers ask her how she makes her drawings so real?
Would you allow her to tell them "My boyfriend models for me"?
Keep in mind, she'll pay you back by letting you do whatever you want to her body every night. She's your girlfriend now after all.
Also she wants cuddles a lot of the time. You probably'd be able to not work and just laze around with her all day while she rakes in those sweet sweet degenerate monstergirl NEETbux.

>> No.14953159

>>14953152
Yeah, she saw some comedy show and won't stop making puns.

>> No.14953161

>>14953140
10 dollar.

>> No.14953162

>>14953154
>cuddle her afterwards
I'd love to, but there's beasts about, spilling their periods all over the place.

>> No.14953164

>>14953154
This doll sounds amazing.

How has noone claimed her yet?

>> No.14953168

>>14953125
I want a shortstack Living Doll with disproportionate tits in a gothic loita dress to wake me up every morning with paizuri.

>>14953132
Speaking of Tanuki Butts, when's more Desert Tanuki stuff? I need my fast talking shortstack junk merchants in a shade of delicious brown.

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post ur rare-hounds.

>> No.14953174

>>14953158
I'd allow her to tell them about me.
No harm right?

And all I'm going to do with her body is cuddle it, massage it, maybe fill her up with snacks every now and then, along with maybe a session to 'take the edge off' her every now and then.

I will need to hit the gym though.
Gotta give her a fit boyfriend to love.

>>14953164
She's missing an eye and keeps it covered with a patch, that and her joins are a little loose.

>>14953168
There's kits for that, allowing you to give her the tits you want her to have even if you want to buy an 'extreme' kit that gives her tits that almost immobilize her

>> No.14953179

>>14953154
That's good to know, I'll just buy a kit for a bigger model that's the same as her old one, so that way she still looks like the same beautiful girl she already was. After that, we can hop into bed and I an cuddle her, happy to know that she's no longer lonely and that I will always make sure she's never abandoned. I hope she doesn't mind the change in size of her new body, I did buy the one that looks exactly like her so she doesn't feel weird, plus I like her present looks. How will she feel after a change in size, but also being cuddled and kissed by someone who truly loves her?

>> No.14953182

>>14953173
I was married to a hellhound once.
Then the dragon moved in.

>> No.14953186

>>14953182
I use to flip-flop between waifus just like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

>> No.14953188

>>14953179
Happily crying doll that nuzzles your neck and wants to be with you in a way that she wasn't able to before.
even if she does miss how you held her to your chest when she was smaller.

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>>14953173
How about a hunter-hound?

>> No.14953193

>>14953182
>>14953186
no

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>>14953173
Delinquent Onee-sans who want to act tough and love and protect their outoto's are the best!

>> No.14953197

>>14953193
Netorare

>> No.14953198

>>14953173
You're gonna wish you didn't give me those 10 seconds, I'm pretty fast!

>> No.14953200

>>14952946
I don't like them but I'll make an exception for those thighs.

>> No.14953201

>>14953198
Do you chase chickens?

>> No.14953207

>>14953188
We can still do that, I can hug her tightly close to my body and let her head rest on my chest as she listens to my heartbeat for the first time ever. While she sits there and hums happily at the beating in my chest, I run my hand through her hair telling her just how nice it feels. she then comments wishing she had a heart for me to listen to, for which I respond by saying that it's fine as far as she already has one and that's why we both feel such love for one another. What does she mean by wants to be with me in a way she couldn't before, I think it's sex but I want to be sure?

>> No.14953212

>>14953201
N-no, but I run lots to ease the pain of my existence.

>> No.14953214

>>14953207
Well, a few new positions have opened up for the bedroom, and she wants to be the one to take the lead.
That and it'll be easier for her to carry your offspring should that magic come to take place.

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>>14953111
QT

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>>14953191
She better be careful who she gets that armor from

>> No.14953223

>>14953191
>>14953219
>human girls
No thanks

>> No.14953225

>>14953195
Shame there aren't any pastebins or stories like that unless there are and I can't find them like a dumbass.

>> No.14953227

>>14953223
They're not human.
They're Selkies.

>> No.14953228

>>14953195
by "protect" you mean stalk, and by "outoto" you mean guy who helped them pass poetry class, right?

>> No.14953230

>>14953227
Don't sass me.

>> No.14953232

>>14953228
>Hellhound delinquent in poetry class
Oh my.

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>>14951187
Let's all push monoeyes down stairs.

>> No.14953236
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>>14953232
HELPING A HELLHOUND UNDERSTAND THE INTRICACIES OF COLERIDGE, SHELLY, AND TENNYSON!!!

>> No.14953237

>>14953214
Even if the magic doesn't happen, I'd be more than happy to let her try some new positions in bed, especially since their fueled by true love and passion. This will help her learn about her body some more and allow me to massage every part of her, allowing for the maximum amount of comfort between us. We can do some tit jobs and ass jobs, and even more. Afterwards after a Passion and love filled adventure, we can return to cuddling and she can rest her head to my heart, for she always has a special spot in there just for her.

>> No.14953238

>>14952903
Physical or Digital Collection?

>> No.14953240

>>14953236
Personally I don't get poetry.

>> No.14953241

>>14953174
>She's missing an eye and keeps it covered with a patch, that and her joins are a little loose.

That's all? Man, people are shallow.
Well, if she's okay with me, I'd love to take her home with me. I'm a fair hand with a model kit, I bet I could fit her out with whatever parts or accessories she might want. A bit of TLC always helps in keeping stuff in working order, my dad always says.

>> No.14953242

>>14953228
And by 'act tough and love' Anon actually means attack repeatedly and cover you with scars. All the marks on you are signs of her love!

>> No.14953249

I once spent a week having sex with a Hellhound in an abandoned shack in the woods near my house before realizing it was just my Kobold neighbor wearing colored contacts and a leather jacket.

>> No.14953253

>>14953237
Good man.
Enjoy your doll waifu because she's going to enjoy being with you.

>>14953241
I'm sure she'd love nothing more than for you to fix her up.
That and you could even give her other thins like longer hair and heterocromatic eyes.
Just be sure to pat her head.

>> No.14953254
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>>14953233
only if they're pregnant

>> No.14953256

>>14953174
But anon, they might ask her to have you show up on one of her occasional livestreams!
What will you do when they flip their shit and ask her how she managed to score someone like you?

>> No.14953257

How much Chuck would a wood-chuck fuck if a would-chuck could fuck Chuck?

>> No.14953259

>>14953240
Sorry, I only tutor carnivorous, cute MGs.

>> No.14953262

>>14953259
I'm practically an Alp already though, and I totally eat meat!

>> No.14953265

>>14953262
No fur? No scales? No Feathers? Not interested.

>> No.14953267

>>14953256
Just mention that it was more that I ended up with her instead of her ending up with me.

And I'll mostly just go on the live streams and try to be obstructive to my big, lovely cheshire as she draws.

I'll at most just give her a scratch of the ears and maybe answer some questions but that's it.

>> No.14953269

>>14953265
But KC said you can Alp into other species too, right?

>> No.14953272

>>14953253
HEADPATS ARE THE RIGHT OF ALL CUTE DOLLS AND ASSORTED WAIFUS

But yeah, I could see her shopping for modkits like other girls buy clothing and accessories, and then having me assemble them.

It would be bliss.
Even if she decided to try some of the more sketchy addons, or the ones limited to /d/

Hell, considering her nature, she might even be able to try out the appearances of other MGs without needing actual transformations, if she wanted. Fancy gloves and height adjustments for the Wight, winglets and skin tints for the Demon-types, natural head detachment for the Dullahan...

>> No.14953275

>>14953257
Are men named Charles destined to end up with giant chubby rodent girls?

>> No.14953279

>>14953267
Do you understand how many of them would get a massive confidence boost from that? You might end up being the cause of them going out and getting boyfriends of their own!
Also prepare for a deluge of monstergirls in the chat saying "Lewd!" and one saying "My hand is going down my pants right now." when you scratch her ears.

>> No.14953280

>>14953275
Chubby? They deal with lumber all day, I'm willing to bet they're more fit than the average Oni.

>> No.14953282

>>14953275
I thought all men named Charles would go bald and become a paraplegic.

>> No.14953286

>>14953272
Too true!
She'd love nothing more than to try out a few different body types and some more exotic modes to see what you like although you may need to try and talk her down from the 'extreme' sized bust and rear enhancements, or at least save them for special occasions.

Just be sure that when she does want a new 'addition' to the household that you follow through.
I'm going to be for real now.

>> No.14953290

>>14953282
That's only after they gain PHENOMENAL PSYCHIC POWERS.

Everything has its price. Genies have tiny lamps, Xaviers have baldness and loss of walking.

>> No.14953292

>>14953282
That's only if they want to build bridges.

>> No.14953293

>>14953279
Well, that'll be good.
They can go out and experience the bliss we have!
Along with requesting art of them and their boyfriends.

Meanwhile, I'll just be busy cuddling my oversized cheshire girlfriend and getting her a few snacks for all her hard work.

Along with maybe something special she'd want to do.


I, meanwhile, have to actually go to sleep.

>> No.14953294

>>14953253
As will I enjoy being with her. For I gave a lonely girl a chance at love and it paid off immensely. We share passions, help one another out when things are difficult, and have true love for each other. I always make sure to hold her close and tight, so that she always remembers my love for her is as real as the warmth of my body heat on her skin.

>> No.14953296

>>14953286
Most definitely, if she truly wants more family, I would assist in the creation and care and cuddles. AND HEADPATS FOR ALL.

Also:
For real? Elaborate.

>> No.14953300

>>14953296
I said I was going to bed earlier but didn't.

>> No.14953301
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14953301

If there's an obstacle, I can remove it.

>> No.14953304

>>14953300
Sleep well, may your dreams become true events, and your nightmares cute and submissive.

>> No.14953305

>>14953269
He said it might be possible with heavy and concentrated effort of a particular kind of MAMONO MANA, for an Alp to be something other than a Succubus. Still a short list of possibilities.

Like for instance, an Alp couldn't be a Dragon (Which is already difficult to transform into for women) or a Pharaoh (The unique powers and position of which are entirely hereditary), to name a couple. So the only "Alps" of most species you'd find are First-Generation MGs.

>> No.14953308

>>14953301
You are the obstacle.
I'll remove you instead.

>> No.14953311

>>14953305
>an Alp couldn't be a Dragon
That's a shame, I remember having a good laugh about Alpie's waifu having once been a man.

>> No.14953312

>>14953293
Night anon. Dream of plowing that fat cheshire ass.

>> No.14953317
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14953317

"Mazter! Vill you get off ze computer? I need to clean your office!"

>> No.14953321

>>14953317
Nein, nein, nein, NEIN!

>> No.14953324

>>14953317
W-Who are you?!

>> No.14953326

>>14953317
No. Shitposting time.

>> No.14953327
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14953327

Magical Monster Girl High School of Thread Memes

>Basilisk Class-Rep
>Hellhound Delinquent with a heart of gold
>Flowkelp Library Aide
>Ren Xiongmao Student Council Prez
>Jinko Volleyball Team Captain
>Sahuagin Swim Team Captain
>Kikimora Home Economics Club Prez
>Gazer Occult Club Prez
>Hakutaku Sensei

Who do you pick?

>> No.14953328

>>14953317
But there are people on the internet that don't agrre with me!

>> No.14953331

>>14953327
>Basilisk Class-Rep
The best by far.

>> No.14953337

>>14953327
Show me the NEETs!

>> No.14953339

>>14953327

>Flowkelp Library Aide


Why do you play these games with my heart
Why do you play these games with my dick

>> No.14953341

>>14953327
I take the tomboy Dark Elf from the track team.
We'll do so much bondage stuff together.

>> No.14953342

>>14953327
Eh. I'll take the Gazer.

>> No.14953345

>>14953327
>Jinko Volleyball team captain
my dick is so hard it can cut through steel beams

>> No.14953353

>>14953345
>"Oh hey, Anon!" she says as she runs to meet you as you walk by her club's practice, snapping her bloomers into place in the process

>> No.14953358

>>14953345
Big strong cat muscles, with meaty paws that are perfect for swatting volleyballs.

>> No.14953365

>>14953327
>>Sahuagin Swim Team Captain
But is she a loli?

>> No.14953369

>>14953353
Time to steal her panties and replace her uniform with lingerie!

>> No.14953373

>>14953327
>Class Rep not an Anubis
Can I at least get a Mechanics Course Garage Anubis?!

>> No.14953376

>>14953373
She smells though. Of sweat oil and a hard days work in the garage. You can do better than her.

>> No.14953378

>>14953376
>Thinking I want anyone better than her.

>> No.14953381

>>14953373
>Mechanics Course Garage
Didn't you hear? They cut all practical skills courses in order to give more funding to sex ed.

>> No.14953384

>>14953378
She's sweaty and gross though.

>> No.14953389

>>14953376
>You can do better than her.
How could I possibly do better than perfection? You're not making any sense anon.

>>14953381
Oh c'mon! I bet they kept Woodshop even though it sucks.

>> No.14953390

>>14953339
>She just sits behind the counter and calmly checks books in and out
>Whenever you come in she keeps sneaking glances at you with a dumb look on her face

>> No.14953399

>>14953389
>even though it sucks
Stop screwing around, you're screwing around too much!

>> No.14953406

>>14953327
Amagami with Monster Girls when?

>> No.14953409

>>14953390
Just hoping she isn't staring because she caught me gawking at her.
Granted, her kelp looks delicious but I don't wanna be the guy to randomly walk up to her and strike up a conversation about it.

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>>14953406
That would be literally my favorite series of all time, if it existed.

>> No.14953415

>>14953389
Woodshop is a bit of a complicated mess, after Mr. Jones got old as shit and retired they replaced him with some dumb succubutt. Despite numerous complaints about her molesting students to show them how to 'work their wood' she kept her job. Then just last year she jacked some poor sap off while he was running a piece through the bandsaw. Right as he busted a nut, the blade snapped and the kid lost 3 fingers. OSHA came in and shut the whole thing down.

>> No.14953431

>>14953406
Not soon enough.

Hibiki is best Amagami

>> No.14953433

>>14953415
Well then if their lame-ass pun-based excuse for keeping a boring, repetitive, simplistic course open was lost, then I don't see why they couldn't redirect some of those funds into metal shop, machine shop and the garage!

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14953439

>>14953431
My fucking nigger.

>> No.14953451

>>14953439
My fellow Hibikibro. Now comes the important question.

How do you feel about about sneks?

>> No.14953452

>>14953327
I want to show that Delinquent some love.

>> No.14953454

>>14953431
>>14953439
I like Ai personally.

>> No.14953460

>>14953431
Sex hair best girl.

>> No.14953462

Kaoru is best you morons.

>> No.14953470

>>14953269
You still need the correct personality or desires and to be heavily exposed to that monster's mana for it to work. High level monsters like baphomets, and oddities like the alice aren't happening for all but the most absurd of cases. Even something normally common, like a harpy or werewolf, is considered rare for an alp.

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14953471

What is this Amagami and why is it so liked?

>> No.14953475

>>14953471
VN that got a really decent anime adaptation. It's in the omnibus format so every main girl gets her route + an ending animated.

>> No.14953479

>>14953475
I see.

>> No.14953481
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14953481

>>14953280
C H U B B Y
H
U
B
B
Y

>> No.14953484

Anyone remember that Oomukadededaochradedron or whatever it was called?
What happened with that?

>> No.14953488

>>14953431
Hibiki and sensei

>> No.14953491

>>14953484
The author is still around but hasn't updated.

>> No.14953493

>>14953491
So it's dead?

>> No.14953497

>>14953471
>>14953479
Memorable mostly for all the girls being good and the MC actually managing to have a personality despite being a standard self-insert

>> No.14953498

>>14953493
Maybe.

>> No.14953502

>>14953497
Picked up I guess.

>> No.14953504

>>14953498
Are you hiding something, anon?

>> No.14953507

>>14953504
I'm not him. He's starting on a new story last
I heard.

>> No.14953512

>>14953502
Look up the episode list so you can skip the arcs of girls you don't particularly like.
Ai is boring, fite me

>> No.14953514

>>14953507
Well that's just great, starting a story, dropping it when things are starting to happen and starting a new one.

>> No.14953516

What do your waifus sound like anons? Do you guys have a voice actor or singer as a frame of reference? Do you instead have a list of descriptors that you use?

>> No.14953518

>>14953512
>Ai is boring

Are you the guy who likes Hibiki? Because if so, based.

>> No.14953519

>>14953512
>skipping girls
Anon, I...

>> No.14953521

>>14953516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y

>>14953519
Rihoko is absolute shit, can you blame him?

>> No.14953523

>>14953518
One of them, yes

>>14953519
I went back and watched them afterwards when I had time, just wanted to watch the ones that looked interesting first. You might as well with the format it's in.

>> No.14953525

>>14953521
>can you blame him?
I wouldn't know as I haven't started it yet.

>> No.14953526

>>14953516
I actually don't.

>> No.14953528

>>14953521
Fuck off Alp.

>> No.14953530

>>14953516
Phi-chan

>> No.14953532

>>14953521
>bjork
Why would you do that to yourself

>> No.14953536

>>14953528
Rude!

>> No.14953538

>>14953536
I know a mongoloid when I see one.

>> No.14953543

>>14953538
But that's not even Alp you called Alp. I would know, I have a dowsing rod.

>> No.14953547

>>14953543
I think I know Alp when I see him.
After all, am I not Alp?

>> No.14953552

>>14953547
No. No you're not. Bet you don't even know how to throw löyly.

>> No.14953567

>>14953552
Perkele 。おまえの事が大嫌いです。Perkele。 バカ外人。死ね!
フィンランドは世界の一番強いです。
fuckyouperkele。

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14953571

>>14953567
Nigga, what?

>> No.14953572

>>14953571
It's Finnish.

>> No.14953573

>>14953572
Should have been swedish.

>> No.14953574

>>14953572
Then truly thou art the fag in question! Say something silly. Like "radicalicious" or "Jolly well partake of the pleasures of my carnality".

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>>14953572
Back to the kitchen with you, scullery slave

>> No.14953577

>>14953572
Golly Gee Wilkers, it is Alpie!

>> No.14953581

>>14953431
>>14953439
Is it really that rare to prefer Tsukasa?

>> No.14953584

>>14953577
Surf's up, muchachos!

>> No.14953588

>>14953574
あかりん〜
はい!ゆるゆり、はじまれよ!

>>14953577
>>14953584
Stop being whimsical!

>> No.14953589

>>14953584
Jinkies! Those waves are radicalicious!

>> No.14953591

>>14953589
I say boy, cowabunga I say!

>> No.14953602
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14953602

Am I too late to play with dolls?

>> No.14953603
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14953603

Master what are yo-

...

Perhaps now is not the best time, just get all of...whatever it is you're doing currently out of your system and I'll return in a few hours.

>> No.14953605

>>14953603
まって!キキちゃん!

>> No.14953606

>>14953603
GETYOURASSBACKHERE!

>> No.14953607

>>14953484
As a matter of fact there's 3k words in chapter 7 and that is how it will remain in perpetuity.
>>14953605
Alp, stop.

>> No.14953609

>>14953603
GONNA CUM IN THE MAID.
GONNA CUM IN THE MAID.

>> No.14953612

>>14953581
Hibiki is my fave overall, but Ayatsuji is my fave main girl.

>> No.14953614

>>14953603
I'm just lying in bed and shitposting at 4 am, jeez Kiki calm down.

>> No.14953615

>>14953516
That's a good question, although I have a vague idea I can't really say

I guess a soothing voice like the Bloodborne doll"s : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu-EbjwSvq4
But more sinister and without the accent

I also like the idea of a non-human voice, as if she has a natural voice changer, I can't find a good exemple but this is somewhat similar similar to what I have in mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S11LJYlZ2IE

>> No.14953621

>>14953614
If you don't go to bed right now KC-sama isn't going to give you a monster girl in 2017!

>> No.14953622

>>14953603
I'm eating breakfast, it's 9am. What the hell Kiki it's not even afternoon yet.

>> No.14953627

>>14953621
Anyone who relies on someone else to deliver something unto them doesn't deserve anything in the first place.

>> No.14953629

>>14953516
Like one of your pretty American girls.
Or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAkdNkmyG08 without the disgusting Rs

>> No.14953632

>>14952371
Blame the author for that one, there b'hay

>> No.14953633

>>14953629
That as a squeaky cockney accent.

>> No.14953634

>>14953627
How's the portal going? That intern get the trans-dimensional slime out of his bladder yet?

>> No.14953635

>>14953633
Fuck I am tired I meant that sounds like a squeaky cocknet accent.

>> No.14953636

>>14953633
It's not cockney, it's kawaii you stinking git.

>> No.14953637

>>14953634
Just remember, if you find the money-verse, bring it to me, Dark Cave!

>> No.14953638

>>14953634
He passed out while trying to blow the bubbles into the ammonia and was hospitalized.

>> No.14953639

What are the Biggest Fattest Wonderland Tats in Wonderland?

>> No.14953641

How do you get rid of a Wurm infestation in your garden?

>> No.14953644

>>14953641
Find some adorable shotas for them to kidnap.

>> No.14953645

>>14953641
Plant radishes, Wurms don't like them. You'll still have to deal with Fraggles though.

>> No.14953646

>>14953641
You move out.

>> No.14953647

>>14953639
BIG
FAT
CAT
TATS

>> No.14953649
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>>14953516
Kana Akutsu's Tharja voice. It's perfect for a powerful yet clingy girl with her look.

>> No.14953653

>>14953641
Stop planting marshmallows and expecting anything to come out of it. Your grandpa lied to you.

>> No.14953654

>>14953641
Throw icecream into your neighbour's garden, the wurms will soon follow.

>> No.14953656

>>14953647
But what aboiut the other wonderland girls? Can their fat tats compare?

>> No.14953657

>>14953656
BIG
FAT
CAT
TATS

>> No.14953658

>>14953641
Challenge them to a battle of wits.
If you lose you deserve them.

>> No.14953664

>>14951384
>that image
JESUS CHRIST WHY

>> No.14953665

>>14953641
>my manmilk brings all the wurms to the yard
>and their like
>it's better than yours
>damn right
>it's better than yours
>I can cuck you
>but I have to charge

>> No.14953687

>>14953656
Jabberwocky's know that true classy gents want chaste bodices, but they certainly won't be beat on anything!
Mad Hatter's are suspiciously squishy, she's probably stuffing mushrooms in her bra again.
As for the Red Queen you'll have better luck in Flatland.

>> No.14953693

Sumire with a Living Doll carrying around a shota puppet.
That ending. Fucking waterworks, man.

>> No.14953700
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Cuddling with the lonely Christmas Cake so that you can warm them up on a cold night.

>> No.14953702
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>>14953700
But it's never cold here.
Also she's already got a husbando. There's no way you can compete with someone who's left them all behiiiiind.

>> No.14953706

>>14953702
>Raiden
Huh.

>> No.14953707

>>14953687
So a choice between the cat, the hat, and the wock-at. But which one?

I better rest my head on all their chests to test them.

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>this fucking T A I L
Holy shit, what a brute of a succubus. You should be hiding this.

>> No.14953711

>>14953700
I wouldn't mind cuddling with an Anubis CC who focused so much on her office job that she never settled down.

>> No.14953717

>>14953707
These girls have standards anon!
They're not going to take someone who throws have their head virginity that easily. Pick one or you'll lose all of them.

>> No.14953719

>>14953717
B-But I don't know which one! How do I choose?!

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14953725

>>14953709
That's a pretty nice tail but does it have a tailpussy?

>> No.14953726

>>14953700
>"Please Anon? It's just one night."
>You reluctantly agree to share a bed for warmth
>Wake up the next morning wrapped up in her coils, her face inches from yours
>The bags under her eyes tell you that she hasn't slept at all
>Probably stayed up to watch you sleep
>"You're mine now, Anon. I'll never let go."

>> No.14953733

>>14953726
But boss, if you don't let go I won't be able to catch my regular bus to work!
You don't want me to be late to my job do you?

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14953736

>>14953687
I want to grope a Hatter's squishy mushroom booty.

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>>14953709
I wish she got as much attention as Druella, her design is hot as hell.

>> No.14953739

>>14953726
But we're not even married!

>> No.14953742

>>14953739
That won't be a problem much longer.

>> No.14953743

>>14953687
>Mad Hatter's are suspiciously squishy, she's probably stuffing mushrooms in her bra again.

I believe they're 100% real.

>> No.14953746

>>14953742
I can't marry someone I know so little about.

>> No.14953751

>>14953746
She loves you, and that's all a little man whore like you needs to know.

>> No.14953756

>>14953733
If she's the boss, she can have you both take sick days.

>> No.14953759

>>14953751
But does she really love me?

>> No.14953760

>>14953687
An important question is, using Hathor Milk, Breast massages, and praying to the Hathor and Oppai goddesses, how big can we make them?

>> No.14953765

>>14953759
Yes. She just wants a nice husband and some kids to boot.

>> No.14953767

>>14953756
But Boss' Boss said I better show up or she'll use me as a chair again. I'm torn here.

>> No.14953768

>>14953760
As big as Hathor and the Oppai Goddesses will it.

>> No.14953771

>>14953725
Judging by the size, it might as well has.
I'm actually temped to clench my finances a bit and buy it. But goddamn, that painting looks nothing like in your usual model building, and I don't even have dyes or experience for this.

>> No.14953772

>>14953765
So she can choose someone better. She's just picking me up because I'm easy.

>> No.14953774

>>14953767
Well then it's time to pit two desperate cakes against each other and hope you're man enough to wrangle a bigamy end out of it.

>> No.14953776

>>14953711
Y'know, I wrote out this whole description regarding a CYOA written with an older Anubis office worker a while back, before I realized the character in the story wasn't a CC, so I figured you wouldn't be interested.

Seems I've wasted both our time! Yay.

>> No.14953780

>>14953768
Remember, for each Sabbath infidel you kill, another cup size your waifu gains in Hathor Paradise.

>> No.14953789

>>14953774
>harem endings
>ever

If I wasn't one autist among many, you'd be looking at a real nasty reaction image right now.

>> No.14953804
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14953804

Master... what are you doing?

>> No.14953807

>>14953804
Watching old Terry Pratchett interviews on youtube. Go away, I need to be alone. The roof is leaking, go fix it.

>> No.14953808

>>14953804
Eating breakfast.

>> No.14953819

>>14953807
>listening to Terry Pratshit

He's almost as fucking awful as Douglas Adams, and his genre cash-ins are even more blatent.

>>14953804
Shitposting like I haven't shitposted in years, Now get back to cranking that lever, my screen's starting to flicker.

>> No.14953821

>>14953819
>fucking awful
Wow. You're an incredible person. I'm in awe at your good taste, daringly nihilistic outlook on life, your intellectual maturity and your absolutely wicked sense of humor.
How do I become like you, senpai?

>> No.14953824
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14953824

>>14951549
They're simple enough. Just make sure you don't lose your head.

>> No.14953827

>>14953824
Upset Mantis is upset! Where were you?!

>> No.14953828

>>14953821
You're being a hell of a lot more sarcastic than me right now.
Read actually funny books sf books like Michael Moorcocks instead of LOLSORANDUMB trash.

>> No.14953835
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14953835

>>14953828
>LOLSORANDUMB
Criticizing books you've never even read makes you so attractive to me, I wish I was a girl so you'd consider fucking me.

>> No.14953847

>>14953835
I've read the first five of Hitchhikers and Guards, Guards. Fuck off you edgy cunt.

>> No.14953853

>>14953847
>edgy cunt
At least you acknowledge me as a woman. There's still hope for me, even if I think it's a little odd you'd read the 8th Discworld book without reading any of the previous ones and then called it random.
Your mocking misspelling of the name makes me gushing wet though.

>> No.14953857

>>14953804
Watching mouse girl porn, what does it look like? The squeaking was from the speakers, not the bed.

>> No.14953866

>>14953857
At least you're not humping the bed anymore master.

>> No.14953869

>>14953866
Give bentanon a break already, geez.

>> No.14953876

>>14953869
It's already broken though.

>> No.14953880

>>14953835
I wanna be friends with a nice Lizardgirl! Then introduce her to my girlfriend!

>> No.14953898
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14953898

Oh noes!
You were tied up by your stalker!
Wat do?

>> No.14953904

>>14953898
My favourite anime's on in ten minutes. If she wants we can have some delicious bound snuggling.

>> No.14953911

>>14953898
She has my favourite hairstyle and a huge pair of tits so it's not too bad, as long as she doesn't do anything with that tazer.

>> No.14953933
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14953933

>>14953898
Deal with it as best I can and hope the aftercare heals off all the bites and scratches.
And pray she doesn't sound me with a flower stem like the one in this doujin does.

>> No.14953934 [DELETED] 
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14953934

Does brown REALLY make everything better?

>> No.14953936

>>14953934
No.

>> No.14953938

>>14953934
First off, grats on posting tits on a blue board.
Second, yes. But more brown than that. Not just tan, but the rich metallic brown of an oiled desert girl.

>> No.14953940

>>14953934
See you in three days!

>> No.14953941

>>14953934
Only brown with white hair.

>> No.14953942

>>14953934
Season 2 never.

>> No.14953947
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14953947

>>14953938
Is this dark enough?

>> No.14953949

>>14953942
Good
That show was fucking shit
Only strip OVAs were okay

>> No.14953953
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14953953

>>14953947
...or shall we go darker?

>> No.14953954 [DELETED] 

>>14953938
>>14953940
It's from an anime people are free to talk about on /a/. If the Nips are from a TV anime they're okay to post, or at least that's how it's supposed to work.

>> No.14953955

>>14953934
Well best Dragon is brown so that should answer your question

>> No.14953956

>>14953933
How do her glasses stay on?

>> No.14953957

>>14953954
/a/ get's special treatment.
See you in three days!

>> No.14953968

>>14953953
You got any in darker than black?

>> No.14953971

>>14953954
You misunderstand friend. We are essentially warning you that once a mod sees your post, which will happen very soon, you will get a 3 day ban from posting.

It's not that we mind you posting tits, it's that this is a blue board where the rules are enforced.

>> No.14953978
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14953978

>>14953968
This is the darkest I'll go, any further is bad luck.

>> No.14953979

>>14953934
Her dumbass facial expressions and hidden eye and tiny mouth are really offputting.

>> No.14953980 [DELETED] 

>>14953971
Except this exact webm gets posted on /a/ all the time with no issue, I don't see the point of sperging out about it.

>> No.14953982

>>14953980
Refer to >>14953957

>> No.14953985

>>14953979
Still better than MG cosplayers

>> No.14953986
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14953986

>>14953934
Most things.

>> No.14953989

>>14953985
>2D is still better than 3D
Yeah no shit

>> No.14953990

>>14953986
Pic unrelated.

>> No.14953994
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14953994

>>14953956
A question for the ages, that most artists don't even try to answer and some create inventive headgear for. Batta in particular.

But the simple answer is
>"Around your ears like everyone else, silly! Hee."

>> No.14953998
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14953998

>>14953990
Pic totally related.

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14954002

>>14953982
>>14953979
>>14953971
Did you all forget nipple-gate? Hiro has spoken.

>> No.14954006

>>14954002
Mods don't really care

>> No.14954012

>>14954002
That only applies to /a/ though.
I'm warning you man, you will get banned if you don't hurry and delete it.

>> No.14954019 [DELETED] 

>>14954012
It's a precedent that applies to all boards. Just like how it's okay to post screens with tits from The Witcher 3 on /v/. I'm going down with the ship.

>> No.14954022

>>14954019
I got banned for tits last week fyi.
I'm speaking from experience. Enjoy your vacation.

>> No.14954024

>>14954019
people have been baned before for simalar content. But if you don't get banned I 'll congratulate you.

>> No.14954031

>>14954019
I've gotten away with posting tits but I chalk that up to being overlooked by the mods, as I've been banned for posting them as well. Best is to not risk it and just link tiddies instead of attaching them as image/webm if you really have to.

>> No.14954047

aaaaand it's gone. Cya anon.

>> No.14954048

>>14954047
>Anon... Anon had a hard life.

>> No.14954052
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14954052

Thread somes to be a bit dead now... Just like best girls.

>> No.14954054

>Your Basilisk onee-san comes to watch your graduation
>Takes her mask off and keeps her eyes laser focused on you
>Have to awkwardly hunch while walking across the stage to get your diploma
>Look out into the audience
>She's smirking at you

>> No.14954056
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14954056

>>14954052
GOOD

>> No.14954057

>>14954054
I wonder if people in a basilisk's peripheral vision get a tiny dose of their eye venom too.

>> No.14954059

>>14954054
Basilisk eyes are a lot more OP than that. At least you'll get to tell the kids about the great graduation orgy.

>> No.14954060
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14954060

>>14954052
This image makes me happy, it's nice to know that someone remembers Doppelgangers are undead.

Lich is the best though.

>> No.14954062

>>14954060
I always associated them with the undead because of that fast attacking fucker in the Geffen dungeon.

>> No.14954063

>>14954052
What a lovely group of ladies, good thing I baked some cookies before they arrived.

>> No.14954065 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.14954066

>>14954060
Sadly they don't remember Pharaohs as undead. Also no Jiangshi.

>> No.14954071

>>14954054
Does wearing glasses make you immune to the Basilisk's Fuck Eyes? How about contact lenses?

>> No.14954072

>>14954066
Come to think of it Will-o--Wisp isn't there either.

>> No.14954079

>>14954063
>One man
>Inviting all those ladies

The absolute madman

>> No.14954080
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14954080

>>14954071
Well, a certain lady with a similar issue found that simple enchanted glasses will do the trick.

>> No.14954081

>>14954072
>>14954066
Pharaohs don't really fit the aesthetic, but Jiangshi's and Wisps are a fair point.

>> No.14954087

>>14954080
Ok.. I don't know the context of this.

>>14954081
Now that you think about it. Doppels do have a ghosty aura.

>stay a night in a haunted mansion filled with >>14954052

Not sure if a should be happy or scared.

>> No.14954102
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14954102

kobold meidous

>> No.14954113

>>14954102
Full of energy, love, and puppies!

>> No.14954117

>>14954102

Oni maids that clean way better than kikis.

>spoiler

Soon to be.

>> No.14954123

>>14954117

spoiler is directed to >>14954113. Also she's currently full of my love

>> No.14954124

>>14954052
>Dullahan
>Undead
Nigga theys faeries. Cool, leather wearing, bike riding, scythe wielding onee-san faeries that hang out with the spooky undead crowd, but faeries all the same.

>> No.14954126

>>14954102
>Kobold Maids
Two of the best things in life merged together.

>> No.14954127

>>14954124
Artist based it on KC's dullahans.

>> No.14954130

>>14954124
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dullahan

>> No.14954132
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14954132

>>14954087
The context is Rider AKA Medusa from the classic visual novel Fate/Stay Night. She wears a blinder to keep from paralyzing or killing people with her Mystic Eyes of Petrification, but in one of the epilogues she gets some contact lenses that suppress the ability.
Not sure if someone /else/ wearing glasses would protect them, but Perseus sure found a way to deal with it.

>> No.14954145

>>14954132
The fact that she is a lamia in the pic made it way harder for me. Also, Fate/stay night: Heavely Feels anime when?!?!

>> No.14954177

>>14954145
Are you joking? It's coming out this year.

>> No.14954254
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14954254

Slowly but surely she's getting a fair bit of art.

>> No.14954264

>>14954254
Cool.

>> No.14954266
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14954266

Hi I am Kiki. Hi am from  Meidou.

Your site is cute. Many many cute photo. I am in your site for many many time, but I no understando all.

What you talk? What is the favorite discussion you say please?

Sorry for my question. Bye bye America.

Yuno.

>> No.14954270

>>14954266
no

>> No.14954273

>>14954254
You might say she's getting art at a glacial pace!

kill me

>> No.14954293

>>14954264
>>14954273
Someone please send help, Charon is multiplying.

>> No.14954294

>>14954266
Kinda cute.

>> No.14954303

>>14954087
>stay a night in a haunted mansion
The old "car breaks down during a storm and the only place nearby is the spooky mansion"?

The mistress isn't deathly pale, she just doesn't spend a lot of time in sunlight, that's all. And the servant too. And the maid. And the gardener shuffling around doing gardening work late in the evening and not even noticing the raging storm. Everything is fine and these are all normal people, surely the phone line will be working in the morning.

>> No.14954310

>>14954293
In addition to not only being rude towards Charon. You are attempting to subtract character from your fellow anons.

SHAME.

>> No.14954324

>>14954057
>>14954059
>>14954071
What about a Basilisk onee-san with a blind otouto?

>> No.14954327

>>14954145
>>14954177
Is that the rider route? Type-moon stuff gives me a rash but I'd ignore it for rider.

>> No.14954331

>>14954327
Fish route.

>> No.14954336

>>14954327
I wish, it's the wormslut route.

>> No.14954340

>>14954331
Oh. Meh.

>> No.14954349

>>14954177
I know. I just forgot when. Last quarter right?

>> No.14954352
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14954352

>> No.14954355

>>14954340
Rider still has a prominent role in it. Who knows how much though since it's a route compressed into a movie.

>> No.14954367

>>14954303
So.. No huge spooky gang bang?

>>14954324
That just made me think. It depends on who the eyes work. Most likely blind imouto is immune to basilisk-san

>> No.14954385
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14954385

Caution around greedy small maids.

>> No.14954386

>>14952345
Nereid.

>> No.14954392

What kind of monstergirl do you need a masterball for?

>> No.14954393

>>14954385
Nothing a bop on the nose wont fix. Just bite them back if they get aggressive.

>> No.14954395

>>14952345
Sirens

>> No.14954397

>>14954367
>So.. No huge spooky gang bang?
Of course nothing unusual will happen during the night, while you're alone in a dark mansion with a number of usually pale and a bit overly friendly women, what gave you that idea?

>> No.14954411

>>14954392
All you needs to master them is a good pair of balls.

>> No.14954454
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14954454

>>14954393
I moved

The Pit and shrine took up all of its own suitcase

>> No.14954458

>>14954393
>>14954454
Sorry didn't mean to quote anon
Fuck this phone browsing shit

>> No.14954472

>>14954454
That really puts it into perspective how much merch you have, crazy stuff.

>> No.14954520

>>14953530
I like you, Anon.

>> No.14954526

>>14954397
So I can sleep naked tonight It's really hot in my room. Especially with clothes on. I mean no one will come in to my room and have my way with me.

>> No.14954554

>>14954254
I like how much this artist has improved in the time these threads used to be on /a/.

>> No.14954559
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14954559

anyone got a link to the rest of this?

>> No.14954568

I wanna tongue bathe a Nekomata

>> No.14954573

>Your monster girl daughter becomes obsessed with a shota idol
>She begs you to buy all his CDs and DVDs
>After watching his latest concert on live TV, her eyes become filled with determination
>She walks up to you with heavy steps
>In the most serious tone you've ever heard, she tells you:
>"I'm going to rape him."

How do you react?

>> No.14954577

>>14954573
Disdain for daughteru.

>> No.14954579

>>14954573
Stick it in her pooper.

>> No.14954581

>>14954573
She got that shit taste from her mother.

...oh

>> No.14954585

>>14954573
let her know hes probably a totally narcissistic cunt when not on stage

>> No.14954590

>>14954052
>no Jiangshi

>> No.14954592

>>14954573
Tell her the truth. We all know that shota idols are molested on a daily basis by their manager.

>> No.14954595

>>14954585
>Not having your daughteru teach him humility

>> No.14954597

>>14954573
He's probably drowning in pussy anyway. The bouncers are used to getting rid of wanna-be rapists.

>>14954592
Well yes. How else do you think he got this far?

>> No.14954600

>>14954568
EVERY part?

>> No.14954643

>>14954568
>>14954600
While tongue bathing your cat waifu, you should let her clean her fur while you do the rest, take special care on her groin and armpits, those places tend to get dirty

>>14954597
>How else do you think he got this far?
Maybe a kind-hearted Tanuki believed in his talent and invested in him without strings attached?

>> No.14954647

>>14954643
Also make sure to take good care of the navel

>> No.14954650

>>14954643
>kind hearted
>Tanuki

Does not compute.

>> No.14954652

>>14954266
Dat broken english, inmigrant maid a best.

>> No.14954674
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14954674

>>14954266
If Kiki speaks broken english how will i do to properly communicate with her?

>> No.14954680

>>14954643
It's the way the industry is. If you want to succeed as a male singer or actor, you need to spread those legs.

>> No.14954681
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14954681

>>14954674
Get a Russian Jinko interpreter that's also a maid.

>> No.14954684

>>14954674
Pond fish.

>> No.14954687

>>14954681
But the Russian Jinko also speaks broken english.

>> No.14954691

>>14954687
Two half english add up to one whole english.

>> No.14954699

>>14954691
Exactly!
It's just math at this point!

>> No.14954700

>>14954674
Sex is a universal language

>> No.14954701

>>14954691
Does that mean i can combine them like if they are mecha maids?

>> No.14954706

>>14954266
This site is no place for a pure Kiki.

>> No.14954708

>>14954701
Do you have the proper government issued license for combining things?

If so go hammy.

>> No.14954710

>Sitting on your patio at evening, drinking a glass of whiskey, as your wife cuts your hair and your daughter reads to you both from a picture-book, demonstrating her budding first grader skills

>> No.14954717

>>14954708
I don't know what P'Orcs have to do with this but I'll grab them.

>> No.14954719

>>14954708
But Anon, maid central already has the government infiltrated, where do you think they get the funds to support such an army of maids in training?

Getting a license to make the ultimate maid is easier than making Alps blush.

>> No.14954724

>>14954719
PROTOCOLS WILL BE FOLLOWED

>> No.14954735
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14954735

I would love to see that pincer sword thing in battle

>> No.14954741
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14954741

Making of Shirohebi!

Key words:
【Pure White Lamia】【Miko Outfit】【Image of Fire and Water】【Yūgen】 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_aesthetics#Y.C5.ABgen))

>> No.14954752

>>14954741
I love concept art.

>> No.14954767

>>14954741
Any new interesting details?

>> No.14954779
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14954779

>>14954741
The lamia species particular to Zipangu, it's Shirohebi-san.
Basing her around the color white was of course decided from the very beginning, but the first step of her design was finding the appropriate design for her kimono. Past that, I began considering things like hair ornaments.

In the original story, the White Snake was a divine messenger, a symbol of good fortune, representitive of a water deity, there were all these different sorts of elements. In the setting she is a Miko, serving the water god of the encyclopedia world, "Ryu".

Additionally, the Monster Girl Encyclopedia's Shirohebi was also given traits of Kiyohime.
As the story goes, a priest betrayed Kiyohime's feelings and fled from her, and she pursued him, turning into a large serpent. The priest fled underneath a bell, and Kiyohime coiled around the bell, and melted it and the priest with a great belch of flame.
Their ability to manipulate flames that will cause someone to burn with lust was inspired by this tale.

>> No.14954780

>>14954266
You have to go back!
Make America Great Again!

>> No.14954784

>>14954741
I don't understand how can drawfags see finished stuff out of a bunch of outlines, i can barely see a face ther let alone a finished shirohebi.

Drawfaggotry surely isn't for all of us.

>> No.14954804
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14954804

>>14954779
As someone whose nature is of both water and fire, their disposition gives a quiet and modest impression, like a still lake, but possessed underneath by a raging firestorm of intense passion. Causing fires only to put them out with their own water, they're the "match-pump" monster girl. (a japanese idiom meaning someone who purposefully starts problems, only to solve them for their own profit).

>> No.14954824
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>>14954779
>Additionally, the Monster Girl Encyclopedia's Shirohebi was also given traits of Kiyohime
Best Grand Order. No wonder Shirohebis are so great.

>> No.14954848

>>14954824
I don't know why i have such a Deathwish, but i feel that teasing Yanderes could be extremely fun.

Telling them things that can be misinterpreted, telling them how comfortable they make me be only for me to distance the day after, things like that.

Also the thrill of outsmarting the hunter while being the prey has a nice sound to it.

Am i insane?

>> No.14954851

>>14954824
What bloody thing could cause her to cry, did she have to murder a loved one?

>> No.14954864

>>14954824
Kiyohime please, you gotta stop killing Aresh, he'll do that to himself anyways.

>> No.14954868

>>14954848
>Am i insane?
Not at all. encouraging Yanderes is a beautiful thing. Imagine that poor girl, shivering below your window sill, comforting herself with only thewarmth of your proximity. Imagine the deathly fear of hate and persecution she has as you open your window and look down upon her. Imagine the flame of passion in her heart as you melt all that away, and extend your hand, helping her in through the window, and offering a warm cup of hot chocolate.

>> No.14954879

>>14954848
The thought of making a yandere snap and trying to deal with them afterwards makes me excited for some reason.

We are worse than the yandere herself

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>>14954784
It's actually rather neat watching an artist spit out some sketchy lines and refine the shit out of them. I'm pretty sure they're just some rudimentary guidelines and they already have a rather strong preset mental image at hand by the point they're down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFTnUSnRM6E

>> No.14954890

>>14954868
>>14954879
Mein Brüder

>> No.14954892
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>>14954804
Set on having her dressed as a Miko, the resulting design was comparatively very simple and finished quickly. I wanted to show her shoulders! I opened up her hakama some to show off the boundary between her scales and her upper body. I also wanted her to have an exposed belly button. A kind of skimpy reimagining of Miko clothing, if you will.

Though the central color of her design is white, in the image the whites subtly gradate into beautiful blue shimmers, emanated by her flames. She needed to truly exemplify the essence of "yūgen", and thus her design needed an air of subtle profundity. I believe that the design of water and blue flames resulted in a good match!

The color of her underbelly doesn't quite match the concept of "Pure White", and purple stands out pretty sharply against it. To emphasize the "white-ness", I painted her skin in strong pink tones. Going back to hair ornaments... I simply felt that at this stage, it would ruin the purity of her design, and I abandoned the idea.

By the way, her waist band is tightened firmly, emphasizing her breasts, and making her clothes wrinkle around the bottom of her boobs. Just a nice little point!



And that's all on her. As usual, I apologize for any mistakes I might have made.

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>>14954848
It's probably best not to tease this one, she's batshit insane (EX level madness enchantment) and thinks the player is the reincarnation of the man she was in love with regardless of the gender you pick.

On the plus side she's pretty harmless if you don't lie to her.

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>>14954868
>a Shirohebi will never get her wide hips and fat butt stuck in your window after attempting to sneak in

>> No.14954909

>>14954896
She's a cute.
Shame I didn't use her since I got Herc....who then got replaced by FrankenMoe

>> No.14954912

>>14953869
>bentanon
I though it was Dickless-kun?

>> No.14954913

>>14954909
>>14954896
What game?

>> No.14954918

>>14954897
I prefer my girls a little deader and my yanderes a little more desperate for blood.

>You'll never go to sleep as per usual only to be the bait for that yan vamp who sneaks in to steal your blood
>You'll never spring your trap as her soft lips touch your throat, and immobilize her with various religious paraphernalia
>You'll never molest an immobile vamp

>> No.14954923

>>14954913
Fate/GO

A game run by Jews that has a time.
It's kinda fun.

>> No.14954927
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14954927

Dear Anubis-senpai,
When I sent you a letter confessing my feelings, you responded by saying "You have been measured and found wanting". I completely agree, I want you. You deserve more than Dickless-kun. You deserve someone who makes lists of things on his free time. You deserve me.

>> No.14954935

>>14954923
*Timer

>> No.14954938

>>14954927
Just give the bitch a back rub.

>> No.14954945

>>14954935
We talking mission timers or countdown timer from start to finish/bad end of the game.

>> No.14954951

>>14954945
Stamina bar.
Each mission costs X stamina and you get back one point of Stamina every five minutes.

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>>14954923
Not him, but I'm pretty fond of the porn that some of the games characters get.
>>14954945
It's probably something like the shitty timer that JJBA:ASB had for its release.

>> No.14954961

>>14954953
Yeah, the amount of porn that comes from the game is lovely.
Arturia lancer gets me going.

>> No.14954964

I want to make a yandere cry.

I want to give a yandere a wedding ring and a baby.

Life hurts.

>> No.14954978
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14954978

Earlier today I was sitting at the university and thinking, man, today I'm going to writefag for the first time in a while! I doodled a draft for finishing the chapter and even a rough outline for the next one, and thus I went on my merry way, came back home, thought hey, I'll go for a jog first! So I did. And now I don't feel the buzz of the writebug anymore.
Please chastise me.

>> No.14954979

>>14954964
You belong in the looney bin with the psychobitch.

>> No.14954984

>>14954978
Paste that outline word-for-word onto a google doc or something.

>> No.14954990

>>14954984
N-no. I'll just stay up all night and force it out.

>> No.14954991

>>14954978
You have access to a uni campus. That means you have an access to kids selling their adderal prescriptions.

The answer is always amphetamines.

>> No.14955003

>>14954964
I want to make a yandere snap.

I want to overpower her and show her that i'm the one in charge.

Life hurts.

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14955036

Which MG would feed you chocolates she made herself into cute heart-shapes and filled with goodness?

>> No.14955037

>>14955036
Did she make them with blood? There better be blood in them.

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>>14951245
Oh man, sorry for the late reply. Anyways, if you're referring to this picture, this was done by

http://osiimi-chan.deviantart.com/

However, she's not taking commissions right now. I do have a list of artists I've commissioned, though ELH's list is bigger and has most of them. You can check it out here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JAVvtReFFpcphExwLpdBKKKe3J2dxI6OxYn3bLq430g/edit#gid=0

Hope this helps Anon!

>> No.14955046

>>14955036
But I can't eat chocolate right now. Are they going to force it on me?

>> No.14955048

>>14954990
Be sure to eat plenty of fiber.

>> No.14955053

>>14955036
Ayatsuji-san is a wonderful person with nothing to hide.

>> No.14955054

>>14955048
>fiber
I'm not trying to make a Mr- Hankey here.

>> No.14955058

>>14955054
Don't strain yourself, stay relaxed and ease it out.

>> No.14955059

>>14955058
I'm now weirded out.

>> No.14955064

>>14955036

I think it'd be a cute if a Cupid did that, still having a stoic expression and all.

>> No.14955066

>>14955059
And you can't do the business while weirded out now can you?

>> No.14955071

>>14955066
Again. Amphetamines would fix that.
Stimulants don't take no for an answer when it comes to bowel movements.

>> No.14955072

>>14955066
Nope, can't do any of that. Shame. I was going to write sexy times with Girtablilu getting orgasms from deepthroating and stuff.

>> No.14955079

>>14955071
Bowel movements? I thought we were talking about writing here?

>>14955072
Writing? I thought we were talking about bowel movements here?

>> No.14955090

>>14955079
Wurm get off the sauce.

>> No.14955094

>>14955079
Sometimes they're one in the same.

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14955100

Hello neets, it's been awhile.
How is your waifu doing?
How is your day thus far?
Are you ready to admit that Cheshire is the only truly perfect wife and mother?

>> No.14955104

>>14955100
>Are you ready to admit that Cheshire is the only truly perfect wife and mother?
Objectively wrong.

>> No.14955113

>>14955094
Wisdom beyond your years anon.

You see kids, sometimes writing is a lot like pooping. You can force it out, but is that what is really good for you or the poop?

>> No.14955115

>>14954741
The idea of yugen is fascinating, I'll remember it

>>14954779
It's nice to have some backstory on her abilities, that allows for a better understanding

>>14954804
Oh so that explains why they tend to be yanderes, they not only naturally possess very intense emotions, they keep it to themselves and build their passion up until they can unleash it all on their husband

>>14954892
As usual, KC doesn't fail to make mythologies lewd and his attention to detail goes unnoticed
I'm glad he left her hair this way, it's my favorite hair out of all his designs, second only to Hakutaku's

Thanks for translating all of that, it's always interesting and it brings more depth to the concerned species

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>>14955104
What's wrong, anon?

Why can't you just accept it, Cheshire's are perfect in every way.

>Go to lunch room at work.
>Open lunch box.
>Air horn starts going off.
>Manage to make it stop.
>Find note on airhorn saying how much she loves you and hopes you are having a good day.

Cheshire's are love.

>> No.14955127

>>14955100
Hi
Yes
Pretty neet.
だめ

>>14955113
Does that make the reader gut microbes that releases chemicals that sway the host to eat what they want to be fed?

>> No.14955132

>>14955125
They're obnoxious, matched only by their fans.

>> No.14955136

>>14955100
I want to be teased by a curvy Cheshire all day.

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>>14955100
IT'S 2016

>> No.14955145

I want to make sandwiches for Wurms. Their tribe would come to respect me as an equal to the Shamawurm.

>> No.14955147

>>14955127
I think readers are more like the septic system of writing. We treat and diffuse the poop throughout an area.

>> No.14955151

>>14955100
Cheshires are for rough sex.

I want to pound one like there's no tomorrow while a Hellhound sits on her face and kisses me.

>> No.14955153

>>14955138
Stupid smug purplecat.

>> No.14955158

>>14955151
Hellhound is second best wife.
Good taste, Anon.

>> No.14955160

>>14955138
>Right side of history intensifies

>> No.14955166

>>14955138
I want to run into a thick cheshire with problem glasses and make her into a very nice girl with lots of kittens.

>> No.14955171

>>14955166
She'll stay thick though

>> No.14955173

>>14955145
I want art of Shamawurm.

>> No.14955176

>>14954927
>tfw you know you'd never get an MG waifu because there is literally nothing about you even remotely desirable
...should work on that.
Meanwhile, hello darkness my old friend...

>> No.14955178

>>14955171
That's fine.
Just means I can pinch that rump when she isn't looking.

Plus, it'll make her look much more motherly for all the little memekitten's we'll have.

>>14955173
The twist is that Shamawurm is a sandworm.

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>>14955151
>Hellhound sitting on her face
>Not sitting on your face, burying you in smug pussy

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>>14955132
Obnoxious is just another word for playful and loving.

Have a heart, Anon Cheshire's are objectively perfect and you're just jealous.

>> No.14955185

>>14955178
>a sandworm
Does she still do raindances?

>> No.14955189

>>14955185
She does, she wiggles and writhes on the floor while also thinking about how she can make a terrible movie.

>> No.14955193

>>14955100
But Wonderland has better girls.

>> No.14955197

>>14955193
>lying
>on the internet
Have you no shame?

>> No.14955201

>>14955181
They're honestly one of the worst monsters, just of the kind of people and content they attract.

>> No.14955205

>>14955193
Yes, all wonderland girls are better.

Except of course that weird egg slime...

But Cheshires are the absolute best of them all.

>> No.14955206

>>14955197
How are Cheshires better than the other Wonderland girls? They can't compete with the likes of Alices, Mad Hatters, Jubjubs, and of course Jabberwocks.

>> No.14955213

>>14955158
Ideally I want a smug squad harem. Manticore and Kakuen deserve love too.
>>14955179
But if she sits on my face I can't see the Cheshire trying to struggle free.

>> No.14955216

>>14955206
>loli(which is shit)
>mushroom thing
>retard bird
>weird tentacle dragon
Eh...

>> No.14955220

>>14955189
>a terrible movie
Why would she want to make a terrible movie? This is going way over my head now.
Or are you implying Dune was bad?

>> No.14955222

>>14955216
mushroom thing and weird tentacle dragon >>> meme lasagna eating cat

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>>14955201
Regardless of the context, all things have some degree of cancer, it's a fact of life, you just have to accept it.

Unless you're into crabgirls, cus they are pure cancer.

>> No.14955234

>>14955222
Enough of your nonsense, prince of shit taste.

>> No.14955236

>>14955213
Purge monkey girls.
Manticore can stay.

>> No.14955237

Question for gazerfag, where do you usually search for artists to request stuff?

>> No.14955239

>>14955228
The entire point is that redditcat is one of the most cancerous monstergirls outside of the furries.

>> No.14955240

>>14955220
Just look at the name and something that starts with Shama

>> No.14955246

>>14955240
Shama only reminds me of M. Night Shamalamadingdong, does he have a movie called Raindance?

>> No.14955248

>>14955239
Waiter, this post has way too much salt, send it back.

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>>14955236
>Purging Monkeys during their own year.

That's just rude.

>> No.14955256

>>14955248
I'm serious. They're a few steps above alps.

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>>14955236
But they're smug masturbation addicts with 10/10 asses, they're pretty much perfect.

>> No.14955259

>>14955252
And thus it shall be known as the year of cleansing.

>> No.14955266

>>14955252
The perfect year to bully them into oblivion!

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>>14955252
Monkey was blown out at the start of the year. Just accept it.

>> No.14955276

>>14955258
But I don't like monkeys. >:^( When you're done pounding them they reach into their cunts and fling semen at you.

>> No.14955277

>>14955256
They're also better than manticores, wurms and hellhounds.

>> No.14955278

>>14955252
Great Ape monster girl when?

>> No.14955279

>>14955277
Not really.

>> No.14955282

>>14955275
Stupid smug flute goat.

>> No.14955283

>>14955256
If by a few you mean A billion, then you would be right.

>> No.14955284

>>14955278
>not knowing what a Yeti is
Anon...

>> No.14955285

>>14955275
How does she avoid the beer belly?

>> No.14955286

>>14955279
They absolutely are.

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>>14955282
Monkey has been supplanted. This is the year of the goat.

>> No.14955297

>>14955285
By doing curls!
Buff Saryros when?

>> No.14955300

>>14955285
I want a Satyros with a Beer Belly!

>> No.14955302

>>14955297
A buff Satryos?
It would be like having a musical oni with you.

>> No.14955303

>>14955284
Not very primate like.
I want a tall, fluffy, super strong but slightly chubby, with powerful arms/legs and large hands/feet, stoic-ish but caring, almost motherly kinda girl.

>> No.14955308

>>14955300
Would you poke it after she was hitting on you?
Halting her sweet words with a very obvious sign of her excess?

>> No.14955310

>>14955286
I agree with manticores and threadcanon wurms, but we've gotten plenty of good stories with helhounds. not so much with Cheshires.

>>14955283
I've guess we've gotten a few good things from Cheshires.

>> No.14955317

>>14955303
>cosplay-tier humanoid with fluffy paws
>not primate-like
Anon. Anon, stop. You only described a buff yeti anyway.

>> No.14955323

>>14955310
>we've gotten plenty of good stories with helhounds. not so much with Cheshires.
Aside from the fact that there are good ones, blame the writefags, not the girl.

>> No.14955326

>>14951283
>>14951317
If this is true, I'm going to need a link for this.

>> No.14955330

>>14953431
>>14953439
>Not Ayatsuji
SHAME
H
A
M
E

>> No.14955332

>>14955323
Where are they?

>> No.14955334

Between all the MGE catgirls I'd rather a Werecat or Nekomata than a Cheshire

>> No.14955336

>>14955310
Wasn't there that one guy doing a story with a maimed Cheshire in it.

What was his name again?

>>14955302
Buff bard bodyguard?

>> No.14955338

>>14955317
Well, I'd want something closer to regular hands, just quite a bit larger than human. And stronger looking than Troll's, rather than very soft and rounded. Fluffy paws don't really fit here.
Yetis also tend to be ridiculously cheerful, rather than stoically kind. Their fluff also stops at the thighs and upper arms, while I'm imagining hers to have some along the sides and back as well.

>> No.14955339

>>14955326
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/03/20/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--emergency-broadcast

He's just as you remember him Anon. I teared up a little bit, I missed him.

>> No.14955341

>>14955275
I want to see a tv series about how Satyros seduce the hardest targets, men like:
- An hardcore straight-edge
- A misogynistic wizard
- An iron-willed monk
- A murderous paladin
The last episode would be all the Satyros and men going to the bar and getting smashed together

>> No.14955345

I WANT TO CUM DEEP INSIDE AN ANGRY YANDERE AS THEY BITE ME LIKE A RABID ANIMAL!

>> No.14955351

>>14955345
>Biting
My boner has reached defcon 2.

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>>14955308
Of course! Tubby bellies on girls can be cute. And perfect for teasing.

I bet this Satyros is a beach bum who spends days on the beach drinking in a Hawaiian shirt. I'd love to get invited on a date with her and see if she can woo me over.

>> No.14955360

>>14955341
>misogynistic wizard
I want to be his apprentice.

>> No.14955362

>>14955332
On the internet..?

>> No.14955364

>>14955345
Biting how hard?
Enough to leave marks?
Ripping out chunks?

>> No.14955370

>>14955336
That would be nice.
A buff goat is a good goat.

But would you be ready for her to get drunk and tell start drunkenly singing you a love song she's been working on?

>> No.14955372

>>14955345
But why would she be mad? Isn't that what they usually want?

>> No.14955374

>>14955364
In between: just enough to draw blood.

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>>14955334
Really? You wouldn't take one look at this poor thing on the side of the street and adopt her on the spot?

>> No.14955378
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14955378

We having a bacchanal?

>> No.14955383

>>14955376
In some cultures people eat cats.

>> No.14955385

>>14955355
Well, she would have her own little abode on the beach and she'd be tan from all the time she spends outside but she is quite heavy due to all the drinking.

>> No.14955387

>>14955362
You know what I mean.

>> No.14955389

>>14955383
I would eat some pussy.

>> No.14955392

>>14955383
And in some cultures people don't even speak 'murrica.
>>14955389
Hear, hear!

>> No.14955401

>>14955392
Clap your burgers all you want but with the right seasonings and spices, memecat could taste just like chicken!

>> No.14955404

Im gonna hot glue a living doll

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>>14955378
I'm game.

>> No.14955410

>>14955401
What about grub?

>> No.14955411

>>14955385
I bet she thinks she's still hot stuff who can score the young boys

>> No.14955412

>>14955376

She sure looks smug for being a poor thing.

>> No.14955414

>>14955378
She's wasting wine.

>> No.14955419

>>14955414
That's not wine, it's just some fermented grape juice.

>> No.14955421

>>14955404
>tfw she struggles to fight back her urge to drink it all
>tfw you just stand there and look at her to make sure that she has to keep her act together

>> No.14955423

>>14955378
I'd still drink that wine.

>> No.14955432

>>14955372
Dunno, psycho-bitch shit. She's just mad and bitey.

>> No.14955435

>>14955412
It's genetic.

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>>14955423
Pretty sure that was her plan

>> No.14955439

>>14955378
eros is superior god

>> No.14955447

>>14955436
So you spilled your wine, whats the next step in your master plan?

>> No.14955448

>>14955439
Anonh fuckbar.

>> No.14955452

>>14955447
Having you drink it... TO THE LAST DROP!

>> No.14955455

>>14955436
Damn it, she knows my only weakness! What will she do once she has me?

>> No.14955456

>>14955452
Everything? Even the drops that went... you know where?

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14955459

Ribs for supper, bacon for breakfast.

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>>14955447
The next few steps will require chocolate sauce, various fruits, and your tongue. After that she'll need some scented oils, one hundred candles, and a massive four-post bed with a mirrored canopy.

>> No.14955463

>>14955456
Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.

>> No.14955464

>>14955462
I like this plan.

>> No.14955466

>>14955462

Lot's of preperation i see

>> No.14955471

>>14955300
>>14955308
>>14955355
>>14955385
>>14955411
Art of pudgy CC Beach Bum Satyros when?

>> No.14955472

>>14955462
>>14955463
Fear, but also an erection.
Will I need to take a new pair of pants with me?

>> No.14955474

>>14955472
You don't need pants where you're going, buck.

>> No.14955475

>>14955452
Well good thing she spilled most of it, I'm not really a wine guy.

>>14955462
I don't see where you're going with this.

>> No.14955477

>>14955411
Of course she does.
That's why she still wears a bikini that just barely keeps her decent, although it leaves her gut for all to see.

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>>14955466
Do you know how much planning goes into proper debauchery? She probably has a whole team to organize her orgies.
>>14955472
You mean you didn't check them at the door?

>> No.14955495

>>14955482
>>14955474
Why do I get the feeling that I won't be walking home tonight... You better take responsibility.

>> No.14955501

>>14955482
>She probably has a whole team to organize her orgies.
Nah, that's her Baphomet little sister's thing
Satyros are all about one on one action

>> No.14955503

>>14955495
>Impying you planned on going home
Everyone turns in their keys at check-in and there's more than enough beds to accommodate whatever might happen at the party. Just don't take a blacklight to any of the rooms.

>> No.14955515

>>14955503
Ok, but just a question, how much of the night will I actually remember? And will there be someone that won’t let me go once I wake up?

>> No.14955516

>>14955477
Goodness, what an out of touch lady! She must be in denial about her pudge. I bet you could sneak up to her house in the afternoon seeing her asleep in her beach chair, wearing an unbuttoned shirt and no bra.

I wanna wake her up by blowing raspberries on her tan brown belly

>> No.14955524

>>14955516
It is!
She'd be sleeping with an empty bottle of wine next to her and a sunhat laying across her brow while she dozes.

As for what you're doing....You'll hear a surprisingly girlish scream as she flails awake.

>> No.14955535

>>14955515
No need to worry, anon. Satyr wine is magically brewed so that you can drink as much as you want and remember every. Single. Detail. What good is having fun if you can't remember any of it?

As for the other part... Technically, anything you say at their parties is non-binding (alcohol and all that), though there's no guarantee that the arms you wake up in will let you go. It's your choice if you want to stay for a second, third, or fourth round, but I recommend waking up early if you're worried.

>> No.14955557

>>14955524
>You'll hear a surprisingly girlish scream as she flails awake.
She acts proud and mature when she dons a bikini despite her pudge, yet a raspberry makes her panic and lose any cool she has, how's she gonna get any boys being so squeamish! Though I wouldn't mind inviting her into the shade to molest her further and smugly tease her. I mean, how can an auntie like her pick up any young boys if she lets herself be bullied by one?

>> No.14955560

>>14952903
>implying she doesn't ask me about all my fetishes already

>> No.14955569
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14955569

UH OH

Looks like you're stuck at the onsen with a club consisting of a jinko, a hellhound, and a Tanuki, all about to turn into Christmas Cakes!

>> No.14955575

>>14955569
Worth it.

>> No.14955579

>>14955569
I secretly masturbate into the jinkos food well preparing it

>> No.14955586

>>14955378
>bacchanal
Sluuuuut

>> No.14955589

>>14955557
She's normally got that mature vibe going so thats fine but if you keep molesting your 'Auntie' like that then she's going to have to punish you.

>> No.14955591

>>14955569
sauce

>> No.14955592

>>14955569
I stay and hope they respect me as a young man.

>> No.14955597

>>14955535
>It's your choice if you want to stay for a second, third, or fourth round
You mean rounds of alchohol, right anon? RIght!?

>> No.14955622

>>14955589
I'd like to see her try, and what she'd have in store.

>> No.14955627
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14955627

>>14955597
It's cute that you want to believe that. Just remember, anon, you signed the liability waiver when you came in.

>> No.14955635

>>14955627
source?

>> No.14955639

>>14955622
Well, Aunties just going to have to sit on your chest and wait until you say your sorry for bullying her just so she can bully you in return.

>> No.14955640

>>14955635
Monorus never completed it, so that's all there will ever be of that image.

>> No.14955641

>>14955579
monsters can taste that stuff right?

>> No.14955642

>>14955635
A satyros paizuri pic that mono never finished because he realised it'd be too similar to the Apophis one he'd recently done.

>> No.14955647

>>14955642
>>14955640
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE etc.

>> No.14955648

>>14955635
Here's the rest of it, but like they said, Mono pretty much killed it at the WIP step:
http://imgur.com/p8x1brp

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14955652

>>14955648
Maybe one day he'll finish it.
Like he did this one.

>> No.14955659

>>14955569
Tactical retreat.

>> No.14955665
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14955665

>>14953317
>no milky Arachne to go maximum spider on your pelvis

>> No.14955674

>>14955648
Those poor goat tits will never be finished, it's a shame but I can see why he decided not to go through with it.

Would be nice to have Satyros lewds of some kind though, maybe offering wine from between her breasts.

>> No.14955689

>>14955665
Oppai loli milky spider.

>> No.14955693

>>14955665
Spiders and cows don't mix!

>> No.14955701

>>14955693
That shit works so well though, like in Orphan or that one Spiderwight one-shot.

>> No.14955703

>>14955665
Please yes. Penywise ruined my dick with that story.

>> No.14955705

>>14955648
They look so soooooooft...

>> No.14955707
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14955707

>>14955693
Beg pardon?

>> No.14955708

>>14955689
Only if her chest is at least smaller than what Arekishi draws his pailolis with. As in large, but still functional.

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>>14951187
TIME FOR SNU SNU

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14955714

>>14955709

>> No.14955717

>>14955707
Oh no, look what you've done! Science has gone too far.

>> No.14955719
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14955719

>>14955707
What would Ushi-Oni milk be like? Because I wouldn't mind being pinned down by an Ushi and forced to drink from her breasts

>> No.14955720

>>14955707
Ushi is the third worst girl behind Manticore and Hellhound.

>> No.14955725

>>14955708
Sure...yeah...
No way we'd go bigger...
I'd love an ultra oppai loli spider who has trouble with her chest.

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14955748

>>14955720
Why must you be a bully? Manticores just want a little love. And some terrified screams when they pretend they're going to eat you, mostly love though.

>> No.14955749

>>14955719
Sweet like a Holstaurs, but the taste lingers like an Arachnes.

>> No.14955752

>>14955725
/d/ please, keep that to yourself.

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14955758

>>14955725
Pic-relateds size is fine enough for an oppai loli spider.

>> No.14955761

>>14955748
>No delinquent Manticore to kidnap you on the full moon pretending she's going to beat you to a pulp.
>She'll never stick you with one of her spikes and milk you with her tailpussy instead.
>She'll never tenderly steal your virginity while giving you her virginity after a few rounds in her tailpussy.
>She'll never cuddle you afterwards.
Shit sucks man.

>> No.14955762

>>14953664
http://i.imgur.com/AIubute.jpg
Yeah well have some more nightmare fuel while you're at it.

>> No.14955763

>>14955748
Manticores have shit personalities and only whores have a tailpussy.

>> No.14955765

>>14955758
True, that is a nice size.
But I have a thing for girls that put the pai in oppai.

>> No.14955772

>>14955762
>http://i.imgur.com/AIubute.jpg
Why would you post that anon? What possible purpose does it have? I mean, it contains both nightmare fuel and NTR.

>> No.14955791
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14955791

>>14955761
Shit does indeed suck. Delinquents are my weakness too.

I still love the idea of that delinquent Hellhound and her Kobold gang from a few threads back, pure delinquents are the best.

>> No.14955812

>>14955791
Funny. I think I caused that one too.
Now I just need a pure delinquent Kakuen and a pure delinquent Cheshire and I'll have gotten a whole set.

>> No.14955814

>>14955791
>Hellhound delinquent and her kobold gang
Oh man those were good, you're right anon, we need more of that pure hearted goodness.

>> No.14955822

>>14955763
>Manticores have shit personalities and only whores have a tailpussy.
Here's your reply you baiting little whiny faggot:

Manticores are done that way by KC because their original mythologies had the fuckers in some iterations sing-songing to people in a flute-y voice before devouring them without a trace with shark-like teeth. The word "Manticore" even translates to "Man-Eater", so why wouldn't they tease you about 'eating' you?

Here's a protip for you: Take a fucking midol and back away from the computer, or stick a tampon in it

>> No.14955825

>>14955043
Yeah, that's the artist. Thank you very much.

>> No.14955843

>>14955822
Your waifu is still trash.

>> No.14955844
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14955844

>>14955812
>>14955814
That reminds me, didn't some guy say he was going to commission art of a delinquent Hellhound?

It better not have been a ruse.

>> No.14955864

Tiny spider with robotic limbs!
Robo legs!
Robohands!
Robo web silk!

>> No.14955884

>>14955814
What would a Manticore delinquent have that would be equivalent to kobolds?
Hellhound Delinquent and Manticore Delinquent need to have a "Gang Rivalry" that only amounts to them doing something silly like playing video games or rock-paper-scissors while their gangs treat it like the most serious rivalry ever.

>> No.14955894

>>14955844
What about that art of the shimapan hellhound holding the baseball bat? Does that count?

>> No.14955901
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14955901

>>14955822
Chill out and have a bowl of mofu.
>>14955884
I love this idea, probably a gang of silly Nekomatas or Werecats.

>> No.14955910

>>14955901
But anon, then what will the Cheshire's gang be?

>> No.14955921

>>14955910
I didn't think this though properly did I? Unless one has the Werecats and the other has Nekomata.

Another problem is to complete the smug squad delinquents there needs to be a Kakuen and there's nothing that fits for her at all.

>> No.14955937

>>14955921
I want to play with the werekitten gang while they try to act tough.

>> No.14955950

>>14955901
Do people really ask for bowls of mofu?

>> No.14955951

>>14955901
Is that bowl safe?

>> No.14955958

>>14955921
Which species is the more perverted one? That's the one that goes with the Cheshire.
And what about having the Kakuen have a gang of Hinezumis who think their anego is the toughest girl ever?
Go for the martial arts angle over the monkey angle.

I wonder what it would be like if all four of them had a crush on an anon and their gangs started arguing over who's Anego Anon should go to?

>> No.14955959

>>14955950
Of course!
You order one, stick your hand in it, and enjoy the feeling of mofu rubbing against you or you take one out so that you can pet one.

>> No.14955960

>>14955843
Let's agree to disagree.

>> No.14955961

>>14955748
I'll admit, I'm more fond of the cuddlecores. They are love.

>> No.14955980

Big monkey butts.

>> No.14955982

>>14955980
How big we talking?

>> No.14955993

>>14955961
>one of the actually monstrous monsters is reduced to a hugbug
Pretty disappointed about this eventuality desu.

>> No.14955995

>>14955982
Big enough to cause the buttpocalypse.

>> No.14955996
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14955996

>>14955982
This big.

>> No.14956003

>>14955996
… you got my attention.

>> No.14956006

>>14955995
That's pretty big.
How does she walk?

>>14955996
That's a modest rear.

>> No.14956012

>>14955958
Not sure about the cats but the Hinezumis fit Kakuen fairly nicely.

I want to be that anon, trying to stop them arguing would be tough though.
>>14955993
Manticores are pretty misunderstood. They're sadistic and play off fear but they're actually pure maidens, only giving their real pussy once they're certain it's true love. Makes you wonder if they get nervous on their first time after always being so smug and confident with their tails.

>> No.14956016

>>14955993
Fair enough, but I don't think it goes quite that far. I prefer hellhound levels of aggression. You're going to get fucked, but without the screaming and crying while thinking you're about to die. Then cuddles.

>> No.14956018

>>14956003
Spank the monkey anon, fuck the monkey anon.

Love the monkey anon.

>> No.14956031

>>14956012
But if you succeed, then not only do you get four incredibly loving girls to share you, but their followers will think you're a total badass and start calling you "Aniki".

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14956035

>>14955996

>> No.14956054
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14956054

I want a cute naive kikimora that takes instructions literally!

>> No.14956058

>>14956031
Akini has a nice ring to it.

Now the most important question is, would they try and dress more feminine on dates? delinquent types are cute when outside of their comfort zone.

>> No.14956059

if i asked a monster really nice would she sit on my face

>> No.14956065

>>14956059
>Facesitting
Disgusting, but she probably would.

>> No.14956067

>>14956054
I want a cute loli Kikimora to dress up in overly lewd, erotic outfits and then molest!

>> No.14956074
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14956074

>>14956059
Sure, why not.

>> No.14956084

>>14956054
I want a Kiki to clean my house so fast that it feels like actual magic!

>> No.14956094
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14956094

>"Alright buddy, this is your stop, that'll be two Greek silver coins."

It's too bad you didn't ask to be buried with your coin collection, but there's got to be something else you can offer.

What do?

>> No.14956098

>>14956094
Get off the wild ride.

>> No.14956100

>>14956094
Let her know that this is the wrong religion and ask where the abrahamic ones are located.

>> No.14956104

>>14956094
Poke her nipples to determine if they are coin sized!
Easy answer, what did I win?

>> No.14956110

>>14956094
Pay her with puns.

>> No.14956111

>>14956094
Do you accept American Express?

>> No.14956114

>>14956094
I'll row her boat for her so she can get some rest for a few weeks.

>> No.14956124

>>14956094
But I want to stay with Charon.

>> No.14956125

>>14956058
Yeah, they would. Their gangs would help them out.
>"Aniki! Aniki! They're ready! Come take a look!"
And then when you get there you see the four of them in various cute clothing fidgeting around.
The Hellhound's wearing a sundress, the Cheshire is wearing some minor Goth Loli clothing, the Manticore is wearing a cocktail dress, and the Kakuen is wearing a Qipao.
One of their gang members is going for a fashion major and went a bit overboard with their clothes.

>> No.14956131

>>14956125
>and the Kakuen is wearing a Qipao.
I want to fuck that Kakuen.

>> No.14956132

>>14956124
She's a busy girl Anon, now pay up or she'll call for Cerberus Security.

Maybe you can date her in her off-duty hours.

>> No.14956138

>>14956094
As Diobol-ic as that price may be, I'm short on cash. Can I pay in barter, or services rendered?

I already know my pun-ishment is probably fairly high, and asking for any leeway would be somewhat costly, but that price is too high for these bones of mine.

Seriously, I'm not trying to drachma heels here, i'm just trying to stater my position.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Greek_coinage

>> No.14956141

>>14956132
But I don't have any money.

>> No.14956148

>>14956094
What are you gonna do, kill me twice?

>> No.14956154

>>14956131
You're gonna be fucking all four of them sooner or later.

>>14956141
Maybe you can pay her a different way then? It gets lonely on that boat.

>> No.14956164

>>14956154
I guess I can help her row the boat and make jokes.

>> No.14956168

>>14956141
Nothing? Man, those big scary Cerberus Girls are going to have some fun with you.

>> No.14956169

>>14956125
This is too cute, way to cute. That gang member would get my personal thanks later.

>> No.14956179

>>14956168
I guess I could pay her in favors.

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14956185

>>14956138

>> No.14956186

>>14956185
Charon is cute!

>> No.14956192

>>14956154
Do I have to fuck the Hellhound? I'm sure there are plenty of other people who are better suited to her tastes.

>> No.14956200

>>14956138
>>14956185
Charon's been around for a looooooong time. She's probably heard every pun there is.

>> No.14956207

Damn that's some intense moonlight tonight, you can see clearly outside even though there's no other lights.

Which monster girl would look the best lit by nothing but the moon? While wearing nothing?

>> No.14956210

>>14956185
Is something wrong? I don't really know how to interpret that face.

>>14956186
TRUTH

>>14956200
And she'd been telling me what feels like all of them through the boat ride, I'm just paying her back.

>> No.14956217

>>14956207
Kunoichi.

>> No.14956231

>>14956207
A Living Doll.

~Welcome home, good hunter~

>> No.14956232

>>14956207
Samefagging because I forgot to add Vampires to >>14956217

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14956236

>>14956207

>> No.14956237

>>14956231
Pleasure dolls!

>> No.14956239

>>14956207
Lich. Maybe she could even create some fire with her magic to set the mood as she treats you to a rare nude dance under the full moon.

Just imagine those undead hips swaying as she carcasses herself with her hands for you. Her face may not say much but her body sure would.

>> No.14956247

>>14956094
It's called a Drachma you fucking boat rowing Count

>> No.14956252

>>14956207
A certain wolf and I think a yuki-onna would look pretty good too.

>> No.14956255

>>14956207
Lich of course!

>> No.14956263

>>14956192
Anon, go further up the reply chain and see what spawned the dress post.

>> No.14956266

>>14956207
Wolf Girls unable to resist the urge to howl at the moon.

>> No.14956274

>>14956239
>undead
>dancing
I see we think alike. Shortly after I made that first post, I thought of dancing waltz with a naked Wight, outdoors under the moonlight.

>> No.14956278

>>14956207
Wererabbit

Something about bunnies and the moon seem to go hand in hand

>> No.14956280

>>14956263
Yeah, I know. But I still stand by what I said.

>> No.14956287

>>14956280
Nothing stopping you from just imagining that you have a Kakuen girlfriend in a Qipao.

>> No.14956289
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14956289

>>14956207
>not joining the fae dancing and becoming lost to history

>> No.14956290

>>14956274
Wight would be great for it too, her skin is white as can be and would catch the moonlight well.

And then there's vanilla zombie who could do a naked re-enactment of thriller, undead are naturally suited to dancing at night.

>> No.14956291

>>14956287
Then I'll take that. She'll be the lewdest Kakuen that ever lived.

>> No.14956294

>>14956289
I want a muscled titania oneesan to sit in my lap so that I can pat her head.

>> No.14956297

>>14956291
Would her ass be so big that it's barely covered at all by what she wears?

>> No.14956298

>>14956289
>Tfw no busty Titania Chirstmas Cake nextdoor, with her entourage of slutty fairies.

>> No.14956301

>>14956297
I would prefer if it was around the size in >>14955996

I would also like for her to have a huge spanking fetish.

>> No.14956302

>>14956289
I want to cuddle with Titania onee-chan!

>> No.14956303
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14956303

>Tfw this was just a one shot

>> No.14956316

>>14956035
I wonder if I have enough money to pre-order Overwatch?

I'mma have to check.

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14956323

>>14956016
>>14955993
That's one of the unfortunate things about this place, people'll start interposing threadcanon over real canon because of reasons.

I still want a Feral Manticore to chuff and rub her mane all over my face

>> No.14956344

>>14956323
>one of the unfortunate things
Along with actual canon being considered the word of god. If the canon is so bad that the majority ignore it in favor of threadcanon, there's a problem and it's not the threadcanon.

>> No.14956354

>>14956344
But MAMONOMANA is the best part of MGE. Right?

>> No.14956355

>>14956290
Undead really are the best girls.

>> No.14956363

>>14956344
Actually a majority of the canon is from a guy taking whatever the monsters tell him at face value and going from there but you're welcome to your opinion buddy

>> No.14956364

Someone post Charon! If you don't, you get the paddle!

>> No.14956367

>Butter T MGE Book comes in
>Great print quality, pretty big too
>Even autographed
>Mailman jammed it into the box and bent the spine, warping the whole book
It's not fair. It's just not fucking fair.

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14956371

>>14956323
True.

>>14956344
>If the canon is so bad
For you. I'll take it over what this thread likes.

Canon Druella > Threadcanon Druella

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14956373

>>14956364
Not the paddle!

>> No.14956379

>>14956344
Dumbing down vicious/aggressive monsters with traits into pure waifus who just want to cuddle isn't a positive thing. My problem is this is happening to several characters at the same time, there aren't any distinguishing lines anymore; real monsters are becoming cute blobs of sunshine and rainbows.

>> No.14956381

>>14956371
>Canon Druella > Threadcanon Druella
I like both.

>> No.14956382

>>14956364
Fuck you.

Get the dancing Charon picture.

>> No.14956392

>>14956379
This is why I like kumiho.

>> No.14956401

>>14956363
"Word of god" is an expression.

>>14956371
I'm not saying that one way is better than another. Your fetish is your fetish. I'm saying
>>14956379
is a silly argument.

Great, you like mean girls. Whatever. But don't be an ass (>>14956379 not referring to this) about it. It genuinely seems like most anons don't care for truly cruel girls.

>>14956379
>isn't a positive thing
To respond to you directly: Why not? Nobody is forcing the cuddlebox on you.

>> No.14956407

>>14956392
Same, but in my case it's the Apophis, Ushi-Oni and Oomukades.

>> No.14956409

>>14956379
This is why I support a middle ground of sorts.

I love Ushis, Ushis are one of my favourites but I acknowledge they're savage no holds barded rapists that live in caves and eat raw animal flesh. Nothing to say that they don't like cuddling in the afterglow while they sleep though.

>> No.14956411

What if monster girls were browsing this thread right now, lurking, trolling, writefaging, and all this time they've just been watching us. All of them, even those lucky enough to have dedicated waifufags are watching with bittersweet amusement. They want us, and could even reach out to us at any time. But they are afraid, because they know they could never live up to our fantasies and expectations.

I should probably go to bed.

>> No.14956412

>>14956367
Can you call in and complain about that? I'm pretty sure that's something you could complain about.

>> No.14956413

>>14956409
>no holds barded
Barred, I don't know what the hell I'm typing anymore. I need a Weresheep.

>> No.14956419

>>14956409
But that's not middle ground; that's pretty much the MGE canon.

>> No.14956420

>>14955237
Sorry I'm so late, I had to go to the hospital really quick.
I usually search around tumblr and deviantart for artists that take requests, but occasionally artists on pixiv might be interested as well.

Some people that take commissions also take requests, so if you know of an artist you like and they don't mention anywhere, ask them.

If you want I can give you a list of artists to get you started

>> No.14956423
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14956423

Masochistic Tanuki

>> No.14956426

>>14956423
No thank you

>> No.14956427

>>14956423
>Masochistic Tanuki
I'm lisening.

>> No.14956428

>>14956423
>Masochistic
>Tanuki
That's a double no for me

>> No.14956430

>>14956423
>Domineering businesswoman in the office
>At home, begs her husband to spank her big fat ass because she's been naughty.

Penis please no, not now.

>> No.14956439

>>14956379
Just ignore the threadcanon fuckery then.
Look at the writefagging we have, for all the sunshine and headpats on the thread the writers generally seem to think differently and stick to the more traditional monstergirl stuff.

>> No.14956441

>>14956344
Canon is just 'you find a really hot monster and you get married and have alot of sex'
Really not that bad

>> No.14956444

>>14956423
Gonna put some coins in her piggy bank all right.

>> No.14956455
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14956455

>>14956427
>>14956430
>wears plugs and vibrators in her nether regions
>occasionally finds private places to masturbate to her husbands scent with clothes she stole from his drawer
>all with the hope that this amplifies her "punishments"

>> No.14956456

>>14956401
Because aggressive and possessive nature is part of the reason 'monster'-girls are appealing to me. Humanizing them past a certain point makes them rather bland, just humans with cosmetics.
And I never suggested cruel, I suggested less cuddly in nature. If greentexts are any indication of anything monstergirls are degrading into big or small hugpillows. It would be a shame to watch this phenomenon leak into lengthy pastebin form.

>> No.14956459

>>14956412
>>14956367
And what will that solve? If he does the mailman in question at most will get some pat on his shoulder to be more carefull in the future.

I really feel him though. Nothing worse than having such things damaged. Perhaps consider picking such items up from the post office in the future.

>> No.14956462

>>14956455
>Not handing you her checkbook and getting off on watching you waste a million dollars on bullshit

>> No.14956463

>>14956455
I want to molest that bushy tails

>> No.14956464

>>14956427
Busy boss CEO at work, most profitable enterprise in the nation, comes home to a loving husband who binds her in rope, spills candle wax on her in key locations, and makes her watch as he invests poorly and sells stock at the wrong time.

>> No.14956466

>>14956439
>stick to the more traditional monstergirl stuff
Right, which is why we have post after post of stories and greentexts with happy endings. The only case where your point is consistently true are the writefags that do the epics. Most of the shit here is feel-good SoL.

>> No.14956467

>>14956439
Except the panderers like Bob and his faggot crew

>> No.14956468

>>14956455
>Every weekend she blindfolds herself, shoves a vibrator turned to maximum in both of her holes and then ties herself to your bed and waits for you to come home and punish her.
>By the end of the night she's a panting ahegaoing wreck dripping with your semen.
>After you clean her up, she cuddles up to you and falls asleep whispering about how her husband is the best in the world.
Fucking hell, why can't this happen?

>> No.14956469

>>14956456
>If greentexts are any indication of anything monstergirls are degrading into big or small hugpillows

This has been gradually happening ever since the move here a year and a half ago. I don't like it either but at least some anons are still around to remember the aggressive sexual predator aspects.

>> No.14956472

>>14956094
I pay her in sexual favours.

>> No.14956476

>>14956094
Be an absolute madman and play her game

>"I'm sorry, I'm dead broke."

>> No.14956477

>>14956462
I have a better idea. Tie her up and watch those horrible informercials on television together with her.
Then go one step further and call the number and order a product

>> No.14956478

>>14956423
Cunning tanuki; she preys upon my humble soul; I have no defence.

>> No.14956480

>>14956462
>Every time you use any amount to buy games or merchandise of any kind she moans in pleasure.
>Her face is almost an ahegao when you spend a full fourth of it on booking a romantic week-long vacation with her.
>When you invest the cash you haven't spent, she pounces you and rides you all night long because she's so turned on that she just can't take it anymore.

>> No.14956482

>>14956469
I blame the daughterufags.

>> No.14956486

>>14956456
>appealing to me
Then keep liking it, I'm not trying to change your opinion. I'm pointing out there is a sizable portion of anons here that just don't share your preference and it's dumb to shitpost about it. I don't see why everyone can't have what they want.

If you feel like there's too much content not geared to your tastes then write some.

>> No.14956488

>>14956303
That was a good doujin. Makes me want to destroy a Dragon's pride.

>> No.14956498

>>14956469
>>14956456
I think it's more so a case where people got bored with greentexts that basically came down to:
>Be anon
>Meet a monstergirl
>Get raped
>fug :DDDD

So give it some time and we may see a change in how monstergirls are viewed again.

>> No.14956507

>>14956486
That's hardly shitposting. He's got a valid point too. In most stories people go out of their way to make humans more monstrous than any monster girl, and there's a big difference between making shy girls and complete "doushiou" moeblobs.

>> No.14956510

Hey guys. Its me again. So, I have a question for you all. What would be the best MG to have teach a human how to fight other MGs in a gladiatorial match? Yes, its the writefag that you think it is that isn't Alp.

>> No.14956511

>>14956469
I don't do more aggressive girls because the last one was a shitty lizardman of unusual size

>> No.14956512

>>14956498
The current formula goes something like:
>Be anon
>meet monstergirl
>have tender love session
>cuddles and handholding afterwards

I liked the first one better.

>> No.14956515

>>14956482
>I blame the daughterufags.
Daughteru faggotry is the worst thing to happen to these threads in general. I can't tell if its a majority of anons here now or just a very vocal minority of posters, but either way it's jarring to see it so much in a thread based around a pornographic setting.

>> No.14956521

>>14956510
A battle scarred 30-40 year old Salamander who's seen her fair share of wins and losses over the years.

>> No.14956524

>>14956477
>"Hi I'd like to order your entire stock of OxyClean please. Yeah. Yeah, everything you have in the warehouse."
>"Address? Uh, hey sweetie? What's your sister's address again? This is going to be a great prank."
>She's trashing around, face flushed, and you can't tell if she's screaming or moaning thanks to the gag in her mouth

>> No.14956528

>>14956512
That doesn't happen though. It's pretty much always meeting a monster girl and instantly getting raped or sexually assaulted.

>> No.14956533

>>14956512
What do you have against cuddles and handholding?

>> No.14956534

>>14956515
Sex leads to daughterus, you can't have sex, sex and more sex without consequences so it's a natural progression. Not to mention it's a key part of the setting, go and read any random profile and there's a real good chance it will have more than one line that talks about how much they want to be a mother.

>> No.14956535

>>14956507
I didn't mean for that to come across as accusing him specifically as shitposting. I was referring to earlier posts.

>make humans more monstrous than any monster girl
I think this is a separate issue, and I agree with it to some extent. But were talking about anons complaining about the quantity of SoL and the idea of Manticores vs Cuddlecores. I'm not talking about the "humans are shit, MGs are our saviors" stories, I'm talking about one-off cuddlesex posts.

>> No.14956538

>>14956510
Depends. If you mean fight as in legitimately fight then probably either an amazonian for the physical aspect or a tengu for the tactical aspect. If you mean fight as in incapacitate through lewdness then probably a smart cow

>> No.14956539

>>14956510
Wise, old, pipe-smoking tanuki.

>> No.14956540

>>14956510
Maybe a Soldier beetle, but a salamander or a lizard might work better since they have human legs.

>> No.14956543

>>14956515
You do know that daughter faggotry was around back when we were on /a/. It was even around before MG General threads on /a/.

>> No.14956544

>>14956533
No anon, bad anon. It's time to hate what everyone else likes, you're supposed to be grumpy and contrarian.

>> No.14956545

>>14956486
>sizable portion of anons here that just don't share your preference
I'm not so sure, several posts replying to both you and me have indicated they like monsters to retain a monstrous aspect to them.

>it's dumb to shitpost about it
From my point of view my posts have noticed a trend occurring in this thread and with monstergirl content in general; making them constructive and valid thoughts.

>> No.14956546

>>14956515
>very vocal minority of posters
Sounds like the anons that want everything to be hard-core rape without any sort of soft stuff.

>> No.14956549

>>14956534
All true, but the problem is people make cute daughterus doing cute thing the number one focus of stories, not just the natural progression from good ol' monster sex/rape.

>> No.14956550

>>14956535
>I want a Manticore and a Cuddlecore to argue with each other over whose methods are better!
>I want to stumble upon their argument, then get roped into a practical test of tactics!
>I want the two to come to the conclusion that each has their merits, and collaborate on a new style!
>I want to be aggressively, nearly violently cuddled nightly under a delightful haze of venom!

>> No.14956555

>>14956545
Monsters being aggressive rapists and monsters being soft cuddlebait are not mutually exclusive. You can have both, in the same setting even.

>> No.14956556

>>14956550
>aggressive cuddling intensifies

>> No.14956557

>>14956538
Its kind of a fight with demon silver. If you get hit with that shit, you're gonna get raped in front of an audience.

>> No.14956558

>>14956510
>please do my thinking for me
Why are we okay with this?

>> No.14956563

>>14956533
It's bland and not really monstrous in the slightest; I'm fine with it for the more human-natured monstergirls but those with a more monstrous nature should be marking their mate and claiming him.

>> No.14956565

>>14956550
This is the problem. You're not supposed to like Manticore rape, you're supposed to enjoy it despite your better judgement.

>>14956555
This guy's got it.

>> No.14956566

>>14956545
>retain a monstrous aspect to them
Yes, many do. And many don't, at least not in a "cruel" sense. Sizable portion doesn't necessarily mean majority. And I would argue that the sheer quantity of feel-good stories backs my point.

>constructive and valid thoughts
>>14956482

It's gotten better, but let's not pretend it doesn't exist. Those are the posts I'm referring to, not the guys actually willing to have a discussion.

>> No.14956567

>>14956549
All true, but the problem is people make cute daughterus doing cute thing the number one focus of stories
Exactly. These kinds of stories aren't bad, I'm just confused why they're becoming the norm.

>> No.14956569

>>14956558
Shittin me right? I have what I want to do, but its funner when you get input from others. Please pull your head out of your ass.

>> No.14956570

>>14956534
>you can't have sex, sex and more sex without consequences
You can in a porn setting.

>> No.14956573

>>14956555
Acting out of character should be encouraged every once in a while, but completely altering a monster without appropriate story progression is poor writing.

>> No.14956574

>>14956569
Anon, don't take the bait. No matter how tempting it may be.

>> No.14956576

>>14956570
Not a porn setting that runs off of monsters that desperately want to be pregnant and will do anything it takes.

You want it to stick closer to the canon and be less happy/more angry rape? Go ahead but then you give up the right to reject the bits you don't like.

>> No.14956580

>>14956534
As the other anon said, it's a porn setting.
Trying to change the whole thing to be happy families could work in moderation, but it seems most of the thread wants this now.

>> No.14956584

>>14956576
What? No you don't. KC's setting is just one of many, and a potential infinite amount if you're just going to think up your own.

>> No.14956586

>>14956580
See >>14956576

If you complain about people not using the canon then you don't get to pick and choose which bits of the canon you accept.

>> No.14956590

>>14956576
>Not a porn setting that runs off of monsters that desperately want to be pregnant and will do anything it takes.
I really think you're overplaying the having kids aspect. There's plenty of us who would like a monstergirl waifu but don't want kids.

>> No.14956592

>>14956584
>KC's setting is just one of many,
We're talking about KC's setting and the stories in this thread though. No one gives a shit about any other setting when it comes to stories and green texts.

See anyone makingMGQ or EMG greentexts here?

>> No.14956596

>>14956590
Dicking the daughterus is the worse meme to ever come out of this thread.

>> No.14956597

>>14956590
>Not breeding out humanity

This guy here is a true patriot of the human race.

>> No.14956598

>>14956566
I hope you weren't implying that
>>14956482 was me, I haven't even bothered to check the reply chain to find his reasoning.

And yeah there are a lot of light-hearted stories with monsters that don't seem like monsters in the slightest. These are fine and all but I'd like to preserve some some of the more aggressive monsters from being pigeon-holed into stories where their nature is in direct conflict with their character and actions.

>> No.14956600

>>14956586
So the whole setting should just degenerate into the adventures of daughterus?
It feels like you're saying this.

>> No.14956601

I want to have sex with a lonely Minotaur that's been cooped up in her maze for years!

>> No.14956602

>>14956580
>but it seems most of the thread wants this now
And here we are at the important question. Why is this a problem?

Let's pretend (PRETEND) you've become the minority for the moment. You can either complain about the majority getting catered to, or you can do something about it.

This thread isn't cuddlefags vs the grimdarks. We're not mutually exclusive. If you want more content catered to one side, write something.

When the grimdark side becomes the norm, I'll write cuddlestuff for those still here.

>> No.14956605

>>14956592
It's happened before. Though I remember the one guy who made a EMG story got shouted at for making "literally fanfiction", so hey.
It's the Monstergirl thread, not the MGE thread, and I feel disappointed that I have to point this out a second time in as many weeks.

>> No.14956607

>>14956597
And what about those of us who want to make daughterus with our monsterwaifu, but don't want to screw over or betray the human race in the process?

>> No.14956608

>>14956592
I'm actually suprised no EMG stuff has been made. I remember I knew a guy who said he had this whole story planned that took place 6 years after EMGs took place in America. It was a pretty interesting idea about how xenophobic America would be when it came to accepting them.

>> No.14956615

>>14956607
Bigamy.
Cuddly MG, warrior human waifu. Or other way around.

>> No.14956616

>>14956602
I just find it to be a very odd shift considering the subject matter, that's all.

>> No.14956621

>>14956605
That one guy also happened to be Nega, the faggotus maximus.

>> No.14956623

>>14956600
I don't know where you're getting that, I'm just giving you the reason it happens.
>>14956605
Because it was literal fanfiction, there's a difference between using a setting designed to let people tell stories and using existing characters.

>> No.14956624
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>>14956521

>> No.14956625

>>14956598
>>14956607
>>14956615

Out breeding the human race is pretty hot desu. I mean, imagine being the only human in a city of monsters. Like the elf pasta, but with more variety and big girls.

>> No.14956626

>>14956615
I have a feeling that would create more problems than it would solve.

>> No.14956633

>>14956608
Because EMG is shit, there was a reason no one wanted to share a thread with the fans when we thought they got exiled from /a/.

>> No.14956634

>>14956626
You just have to be the alpha and keep the others in line. Like Danon and the two horse pussies.

>> No.14956639

>>14956598
>implying
No it was just an example.

>preserve
Why? Like three different anons have said, there's nothing stopping them from being written both ways. It's not a contest, there aren't any laws.

>>14956592
KC makes a good guideline. Let's not pretend some of our best writefags aren't changing it their story.

>> No.14956644

>>14956605
>>14956621
I remember that Negas Rachnee smut was posted in the /a/ MonMusu threads when I lurked there briefly. I wouldn't doubt that it was Nega who posted his own shit there.

>> No.14956645

>>14956621
You know, back in the day I thought Nega was the biggest shithead the threads could ever suffer, but over a year later and he's actually pretty tame or even forgivable compared to some of the personalities we've had here.
The worst he did was blogpost about his stories and take ideas from the thread.

>> No.14956649

>>14956633
I feel like you can take a shitty setting and write a bretty gud story in it though. But thats like my own opinion man, and you're allowed to have yours.

>> No.14956652

Sometimes I fantasize about getting kidnapped by monstergirls and forced into prostitution.
Just tied to a bed and made to wait until some monstergirl or another buys me for the night and then rapes me over and over again as I struggle to get away.

Is something wrong with me?

>> No.14956654

>>14956621
Oh yeah. What a shame.

>>14956623
Yeah. There's not really a problem if it's well written, but I guess people will still bitch about it anyway, because of the stigma attached to fanfiction in general.

That other anon talking about the guy with an idea for a story set 6 years before EMG
brings up an interesting point, too. That could be pretty amusing to read, considering the monstergirls in question.

>> No.14956655

>>14956634
>implying that's not going to explode in his face

Though now that you said that, that setting is where this >>14956625 is true. Unfortunately, all it does that make all the poor girls more desperate and warlike.

>> No.14956659

>>14956645
You need to go get your long term memory examined then, especially for forgetting his five hundred post shitstorms about pegging that used to happen almost daily.

>> No.14956661

>>14956645
The phrase "take ideas from the thread" is pretty funny when you put it that way.
I mean, what's so bad about that, really. Nega wasn't great because he never finished stories and whatever, but I can't help but laugh when people say he "stole ideas".
People around here act like once a story with an idea's been done, no one else can do anything like it again.

>> No.14956662

>>14956655
Its not gonna explode in his face. Wanna know why?
He won't finish the fucking story.
YBA if you're lurking, please give me SOMETHING. Say that you're writing or something. I hate this fucking waiting.

>> No.14956663

>>14956652
That's pretty normal as far people in these threads go.

>> No.14956665

>>14956602
Because in your scenario the monstergirl thread turns into the "I desperately want to be a dad" thread.

>> No.14956671

I have created the most dangerous, cuddly creature to roam the mountains, the Lamieti, Yetia, Lameti, haven't quite worked out the name
http://i.imgur.com/6iSBGxM.png

>> No.14956672

>>14956661
You can say stuff like that when he constantly did it, wrote a single chapter and got bored.
He also acted like it was his idea all along, which is a shitty and egotistical thing to do, not to mention outright lying.

>> No.14956673

I'm such a fucking slut for Echidnas

What do I do?

>> No.14956674

>>14956665
Then write something that isn't about that, even if it's just a shitty green text.

Assuming you can and you're not only limited to complaining about people having fun that is.

>> No.14956677

Since we're discussing writefaggotry, what are your favorite one-shots?
http://pastebin.com/KnNYwMxD
http://pastebin.com/VkUVdQ4U
>Petunia facesitting and Arachne-Wight lactation art never

>> No.14956678

>>14956634
>thinking you will ever be alpha with a monster girl
>thinking that bigamy is ever good unless you're a mormon

This idea is pretty stupid

>> No.14956680

>Monster Lord election
>Alpha Succubus wants to make monster girls great again
>Beta Lizardman lets humans talk at her rally and tips her bonnet at uglier beta monster girl otaku
>Vampire just wants to be monster lord and doesn't care about making monster girls great again or beta bonnet tippers

Who do you vote for?

>> No.14956682

>>14956665
then write something

>> No.14956683

>>14956671
Seems more a fluffy wurm than a regular lamia

>> No.14956686

>>14956661
Taking the flavor of the thread and calling dibs then pretending like it was his idea all along is pretty scummy.

>> No.14956688

>>14956677
The manticore reverse gloryhole was godtier. It really converted me from loving hellhounds.

>> No.14956690

>>14956673
Get good at raiding dungeons.

>> No.14956692

>>14956625
I was having a nice chat with an intelligent anon, don't contaminate the reply chain.

>>14956639
Because poor characters make poor stories, when a monster acts in conflict with who she is the story becomes less palatable. Writers can make all the unusual monster/archtype combos they want, as content creators they have that ability. I would just like to note that something like a shy manticore should be portrayed as unusual in the context. Writers should give backstory and explanation to help convey the reason they create oddities like cuddledere Ushi-Onis in order to make their content more fluent.

>> No.14956695
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>>14956671
She's actually named Shenti(?), and she's one of Subs OCs IIRC.

>> No.14956697

>>14956677
http://pastebin.com/uRHsegQy
Oomukade cuddlerape, something we need a lot more of.
http://pastebin.com/aRdzJgPL
Sexy Anubis, what more do you need?

>>14956692
Are you an autist?

>> No.14956699

>>14956674
>>14956682
I already do.

>> No.14956700

>>14956677
I'm not a fan of kikis but 'The Darkmatter at the Edge of Town' is still one of my favorites.

>> No.14956702

>>14956680
Obv. the Succubus.

>> No.14956703

>>14956680
#FeelTheBeta

>> No.14956704

>>14956680
The Echidna who wants bigger families and a return to those good ol' fashioned family values.

>> No.14956705

>>14956690
I'm pretty sneaky, will you be my meatshield?

I'll give you 60% of the loot and any other mg we find.

>> No.14956708

>>14956683
>fluffy wurm that wants cuddles and hugs
>can plow through mountains to find her target
A yuki-onna and glacies want me to go skiing with them this weekend, I'm having reservations

>> No.14956713

>>14956697

>Machineanon
He was the first writefag I read the shit out of. Feels bad knowing that he is apparently a huge tool.

>> No.14956716

>>14956705
Can I be the healslut?
I promise I won't become a broken ahegoing mess before the second stroke.

>> No.14956717

>>14956697
I do feel compelled to dignify shitposting with a response, maybe there is something wrong with me.

>> No.14956722

I want to engage in bondage with a Wurm.

>> No.14956725

>>14956692
>a monster acts in conflict with who she is
Sure, if a MG makes a full 180 as written in the story.

If I start a story about a cuddlecore and end with a cuddlecore, the character has been consistent.

>> No.14956726

>>14956713
Nearly all the writefags are huge tools.

Learn to separate the work from the author.

>> No.14956727

>>14956677
Not sure why, but that greentext where the werewolf kidnaps that boy and ends up giving him a depressed lecture about how small people are on a hillside when she regrets it.

If I can't use greentexts then I don't know, I like a lot of them.

>> No.14956729

>>14956700
My favorite as well, you have quite a taste, Anon.

>> No.14956732

>>14956680
The human boy who didn't have those emails on his server.

>> No.14956745

>>14956722
>a stronk girl will never let you mercilessly abuse her and love every second of it
>she will never be able to stop you anytime she wants
>she will never rape the fuck out of you when you tell her you don't love her while pulling her hair and punching her abs

Why live m809

>> No.14956746

>>14956713
The writing guide was actually more egotistical and angry a while back. I think once he caught wind of the backlash he actually came to his senses and deleted the furious ranting paragraphs about the "lesser writefags" and how shit the thread is.

So yeah, a huge fucking tool.

>> No.14956747

>>14956633
>Because EMG is shit
>Is actually an okay at best setting

>> No.14956750

>>14956677
It's in a greentext format, but it's still one of my favourite one-shot stories.
http://pastebin.com/sugvte1w

>> No.14956755

>>14956700
I liked that story when it was about a frightened guy trying to avoid monstergirls and going full survivalist.
Then he just fucks his monsterized sister anyway in a big 180 in the end.

>> No.14956760

>>14956420
I see, so you just ask in the usual sites. Yes please, a list would really help. And I hope your hospital visit wasn't anything serious.

>> No.14956763

>>14956716
Why yes, I can't into mystical and healers are credit to team, we still need the meatshield though, maybe some big, scary but actually nice anon. Then go on adventures for mad loot and waifus.

I should really get a stronger hold of english, then write something like that, would be cool.

>> No.14956764

>>14956750
Is this writefag dead? i really liked his microshots.

>> No.14956772

>>14956764
Most of the good writefags are dead with the mediocre to shit ones feasting on their buttocks

>> No.14956787

>>14956772
>good writefags are dead
That's subjective as hell and you know it. For example, the story mentioned here >>14956750
does nothing for me. At worst I'd say it's edgy shit, but obviously someone here thinks it's good enough to make it their favorite.

>> No.14956803

>>14956772
I know a lot of the good writefags are still here, they just aren't writing. They're just sitting there at their computers, watching it all burn, playing vidya.

>> No.14956819

>>14956677
http://pastebin.com/C8QCiVnX
I just really like salamanders

>> No.14956821

>>14956772
The good writefags have gone to other sites, we only have stragglers here.

/mgt/ is sorta struggling at the moment.

>> No.14956833

>>14956821
Not enough newblood honestly. People need to pick up the pen and start writing so we can discuss stuff.

>> No.14956839
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14956839

>>14956677
Im excited to see how lanternons second thing turns out

>> No.14956842

>>14956760
Yep. Search around, the more people you ask the more chance you have for something to get done.
http://pastebin.com/nKSGgpFu
Possibly varying degrees of wait time, and they might have multiple requests backed up, but good luck!
Don't worry, it was just an ear infection and some blood tests, nothing super dangerous.

>> No.14956881

>>14956821
What other sites do you speak of?

>> No.14956885

>>14956833
I would like to start writing some day but it really is hard to get into the habit of actually writing, it feels almost as hard as quitting porn.

>> No.14956886

>>14956842
I will put this to good use, thanks.

>> No.14956889

>>14956886
Any time.

>> No.14956904
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14956904

ACCEPT!

A
C
C
E
P
T
!

>> No.14956907

>>14956881
I thought it was clear enough people should just ignore Ovaries' rants.

>> No.14956908

>>14956904
Accept what?

>> No.14956910

>>14956755
The suspense was pretty good though.

>> No.14956912

>>14956904
What am I accepting?

>> No.14956913

>>14956819
Fuck off stalker.

>> No.14956914

>>14956908
Love at sword-point.

>> No.14956915

>>14956885
Its like going to the gym after a break. Once you start, its just downhill from there. Personally, it is easier if you write out the skeleton of your story. Your three acts, trigger point, etc then just sit down and write. Just rawdogging a story by just hitting a computer is how you burn yourself out. Brainstorm, gather ideas etc. Once you get the ball rolling, you'll snowball.

>> No.14956916

>>14956908
The love of Female Knights of course!

>> No.14956917

>>14956904
It's amazing how much you forcing your shitty "horsepussy kingdom" meme has actually made me go from being indifferent to centaurs, to outright hating them.

>> No.14956919

>>14956913
Get out of here, stalker.

>> No.14956920

>>14956914
I'll just witness instead. Is that okay? Will i ride to Valhalla shiny and chrome?

>> No.14956923

>>14956914
If they want to ask me out on a date, all they need to do is ask.
>>14956916
But i like female knights, so long as their friendly and treat me well of course. Why do both of them have a crush on me?

>> No.14956924
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14956924

>>14956904
Cerea's tits look too small in that picture desu.

>> No.14956925

>>14956919
How am I the stalker?

>> No.14956927
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>>14956924
horsepussy a shit.

>> No.14956932

>>14956925
Because WOOOOSH

>> No.14956936

>>14956925
>not getting the reference
I feel like i am alone in the world with my tastes.

>> No.14956942

>>14956833
I'd write again but I have better things to do like play shitty MOBAs and read books.

>> No.14956943

>>14956932
I honestly don't get it
>>14956936
I am a media outcast so even if its popular i propably am ignorant of it

>> No.14956959

>>14956927
I'd take that swirl.

>> No.14956971

>>14956943
Now it's really the time to get out of here stalker.

Hint: Slav gaem

>> No.14956974

>playing violated hero 2
>beat all the generals
>low health, no recovery. and no specials left
>losing to demon queen means no ability to re-start
>normal enemies can't damage me
And I thought the bum rape was the worst part.

>> No.14956976

>>14956677
>favorite author been dead for 4 months almost
Anyone know any of that good ol' necromancy?

>> No.14956984

>>14956976
Sure, just bring me the heads and/or penises of Alp, Bollocks, Bob, Nyanon, Quicksilver and such so I can grind them into a fine powder and blow them like peyote across the desert in order to perform the Ghost Writer Dance

>> No.14956988

>Be in army
>Portal to MG land opens up on Earth
>Not soon after does the Demon Lord's army pour through
>Get deployed to fight against the invasion in the initial defence force
>Not particularly happy about having to fight and kill potential monsterwaifus, but I still have to follow orders and do my job
>As it turns out modern weaponry and warfare is very effective against a force still stuck in the Middle Ages militarily, even if they do have magic
>After the initial surprise of the invasion wears off, the conflict quickly becomes a one-sided slaughter in the favour of the human defensive forces
>However, it isn't long until monster infiltrators succeed in convincing the politicians of a ceasefire
>Eventually formal negotiations succeed in establishing co-existence and monstergirl integration into modern society
>Expect to finally obtain monsterwaifu now that the war's over
>Nope, instead it seems that veterans of the 'Monster-Human First Contact War' received the 'Curse of Eros' for their part in what many now view as the unjustified murder of countless monstergirls
>Don't even receive veteran benefits from the government because I'm a Monster-Human War vet
>Expect to die impoverished, bitter and alone

>> No.14956989

>>14956984
Way ahead of ya!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVqAdIMQZlk

>> No.14956994

>>14956984
>in before someone defends Nyanon and Quicksilver despite them being huge fuck ups

>> No.14956999

>>14956688

Link?

>> No.14957000

>>14956984
I know Fastargent is kind of a meme but you don't have to be that mean.

>> No.14957003

>>14956904
Spieß voran! Drauf und dran!

>> No.14957005

>>14956999
http://pastebin.com/uEv9sU0C

>> No.14957007

>>14956988
This is why we need Paladins.

>> No.14957013

How does Mona sound as a name for a dark slime alchemist?

Also, choose a name for an utterly ordinary human woman who lives in a small house on the forest border of a small village. It can be a fantasy name, or a more mundane one.

>> No.14957021

>>14956988
>unjustified murder of countless invading aliens
>not immigrants, but an actual military force
I always said liberals would ruin this country.

>> No.14957022

>>14957013
Dakota.

>> No.14957025

>>14956984
Quite the tall order,how do you know all of them still have their heads and or dicks? Has anyone else been resurrected before?

>>14956989
The one with the 'time time time' sample in it is godly. Now I gotta go find it.

>> No.14957029

>>14957000
What the fuck is a Fastargent

>> No.14957033

>>14956988
Just find a monstergirl and rape her.

>> No.14957034

>>14956988
Eros wouldn't actually do that, though.
You're defending your home from an invading force, not marrying them all then immediately fucking their friends so you can see the bitter tears in their eyes.

>> No.14957037

>>14957013
>How does Mona sound as a name for a dark slime alchemist?

Is she Not!Italian? Then yes. Otherwise, no. Call the human girl Hanna.

>>14957029
He obviously means Hermes.

>> No.14957038

>>14957005

Ah yes I remember that one now, it was pretty good. Much appreciated.

>> No.14957039

>>14957029
A shitty joke, I mean Quicksilver

>> No.14957040

>>14957025
>>14956989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ9dtZ8lYww

>> No.14957042

>>14957021
I bet the Tanuki are responsible.

>> No.14957048

>>14956988
this is why you always finish the job

>> No.14957049

>>14957042
Please.
Tanukis don't do everything.
especially the lazy one on my couch.

>> No.14957053
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>>14957042
Tanukis deserve the Reconditioning Camps they have available in the NWO. Those MGs who are irresponsible with their duties to mankind and greater monsterdom must be re-calibrated to become working members of society or die, cold and alone

>> No.14957057

>>14957034
You'd think. But even Eros never imagined just how destructive modern warfare is.

>> No.14957059
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>> No.14957062

>>14957059
Calling dibs

>> No.14957067

>>14956994
How are they fuckups? Not asking to start shit but I wasn't around during their time.

>> No.14957070

>>14956984
Wait hold your centaurs, Quickie did something?

>> No.14957073

>>14957048
But if they did that, then no one would have monsterwaifus!

>> No.14957078

>>14956988
Time to form a terrorist organization with the rest of the veterans and finish the fight.

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>>14957062
That's fine I already called dibs on her mom.

>> No.14957081

>>14957067
Nyanon made not one but two disastrous CYOAs that are the reason we don't have them anymore, got an ego and tried to make the thread play a guessing game about his identity, and started a shitty and annoying meme about "maus". Quicksilver is just into /d/ level shit like diapers and little girls in latex and wrote about said diapers even when he was warned not to.
Curiously, Quicksilver has a defender who will claim that YOU are the /d/ fag if you ever call him out.

>> No.14957085

>>14957062
But anon she called dibs on you already

>> No.14957088

>>14957081
Nothing wrong with little girls in latex.

>> No.14957094

>>14957057
In Greek mythologies, Eros was a child of Ares and Aphrodite.

>TFW the servants of Eros are all PRO-ACTIVE love makers
>Capable of fighting as an army
>You will never be snu-snu'd in the name of Eros by a Hoplite Cupid

>> No.14957096

>>14957073
I'm starting to think you might be a traitor. But that's just silly. What kind of sick person would support such abominations?

>> No.14957100

>>14957081
That guessing game thing was dumb, but nothing more. He was on a roll with stories, his name was popular, and he thought he'd have a bit of fun. Then, most likely, severely regretted that idea minutes later.

Quicksilver warned people about the diaper thing, and, like the rest of the thread, blew it way out of proportion. The diaper thing was mentioned in that story once, and then was promptly discarded for the sex scene.

They both did dumb stuff, but I'm not really going to throw a fit and chase them out if they post new stories here. Quite the opposite, really. They both have written fun stuff.

>> No.14957103

>>14956988
Sounds about right.

>> No.14957104

>>14957081
>Little girls in latex is a problem
I mean, yeah
But a Bapho in latex
I mean, think about it

>> No.14957105

>>14957100
Anon, you're not allowed to be reasonable.

>> No.14957111

>>14956988
Good.

>> No.14957112

>>14957096
Just because I can't be happy, doesn't mean no one should be happy.

>> No.14957116

>>14957100
Quicksilver got hammered because

"Hey guys should I write this diaper thing? IRC said I should."

"Who cares if you write it, but you're gonna get lynched if you post it here."

"Lol, I posted it anyway and only labeled it as might have something objectionable, not even exactly what it was."

So you know, totally deserved. Plus the F3 count for diaper was well over half a dozen, so it sure was mentioned a lot more than once.

>> No.14957118

>>14957085
I was just joking, why would she want old broken and used goods?

>>14957079
Cool, but you know what they say about mom sneks, you better be ready.

>> No.14957124

>>14957100
So have Bollocks and Alp, but I'm sure few here want them around all the same.

>> No.14957130

>Waifu Pharaoh
>She wants your happiness with all your heart, but is way too busy managing her empire to dote on you all the time
>Orders her subjects to keep you entertained and happy
>Understandably, they all treat you like royalty
>Mummy cuddlepile whenever you want to watch netflix or something
>Playing puzzle vidya with Sphinx
>Anubutt letting you fuck her ass whenever you want, even if it conflicts with the schedule
>Regularly fucking Girtablilu until they pass out
>Pharaoh sees you occasionally, is always overjoyed
>She tries to stay regal in front of her subjects, but her snake gives away how happy she is
>Always makes some kind of cute hissing sound and wraps itself around you in a hug

>> No.14957132

I want to take a Wurm to the theaters to watch the new Batman vs Superman. I'm sure she will love it.

>> No.14957133

>>14957130
So she's a cuck?

>> No.14957134

>>14957104
Squeaky goat pussy in latex

>> No.14957139

>>14957130
>Cheating on your hardworking wife
I bet the Apophi did this.

>> No.14957140

>>14957133
I was counting the seconds until someone said it.

>> No.14957141

>>14957105
Oh. Okay. How do I be unreasonable? Can I start by hating wolfgirls?

>>14957116
The word probably came up a few times. Just remember to half the displayed count when you F3 a word on Pastebin for obvious reasons. I read it, and the diaper thing really wasn't much of a factor. The odd dress the jubjub wore had much more written about it.

>>14957124
Bollock is great on Pastebin. As for when he posts in the thread, well, even he admitted just yesterday that he lashes out unnecessarily a lot.
I can't remember the last thing Alpanon wrote and put on Pastebin.

>> No.14957142
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>>14956382

>> No.14957145
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>>14957133
More like cuck-queen.
I'll stop now.

>> No.14957151

>>14957130
I wonder how happy she is when you spend time with the daughters the other women bear for you.

>>14957145
It's funny becaus that's a thing that actually exists.

>> No.14957156

>>14957132
>>14957142
That's not how you dance!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auqtrk_z--U
THIS, THIS IS DANCING!

>> No.14957157

>tfw no dire hellhound waifu with thighs thicker than your chest, hips wider than your shoulders, and an ass that could literally smother you

>> No.14957158

>>14957132
She would
I'd rather just watch one of the gundam's with her.

>> No.14957161

>>14957142
She's dead sexy! I'm getting stiff just watching this! Her body is to die for!

>> No.14957163

>>14957104
Latex a shit, elaborate lingerie is better.

>> No.14957164

>>14957139
It's not cheating if she directly orders it.

>> No.14957165

>>14957156
>blocked in my country

GUESS WE'RE NOT DANCING

>> No.14957166

>>14957141
>The word probably came up a few times. Just remember to half the displayed count when you F3 a word on Pastebin for obvious reasons. I read it, and the diaper thing really wasn't much of a factor. The odd dress the jubjub wore had much more written about it.

The point is he was well warned what would happen and then not only hid the content as clickbait for views but acted like he didn't have a clue about what the reception would be. That's what pissed people off even more than the content. Bob used to do the exact same thing which makes the attitude of the thread about it even worse.

>> No.14957167

>>14957157
That's a fucking huge hellhound. I could literally sit on her hand and have her carry me.

>> No.14957173

>>14957164
It's the very definition of infidelity whether she is okay with it or not.

>> No.14957175

>>14957166
This, it's funny because Bob is hated for it while Quicksilver is defended. I can't remember if there was a time this was true for Bob but the double standards here are really obvious.

>> No.14957177

>>14957157
>waifu with ass that could literally smother you
>you both have a facesitting fetish
>eat her out until she ahegaos

Fuck.

>> No.14957178

>>14957167
Well she is dire. All the more hellhound to cuddle with after all.

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>>14957145
HA

>> No.14957182

>>14957173
>infidelity
>Infidelity (also referred to as cheating, adultery, or having an affair) is a violation of a couple's assumed or stated contract regarding emotional and/or sexual exclusivity.

If she directly orders it, there's no violation of any assumed or stated contract.

>> No.14957184

>>14957177
Her thighs would be the coziest earmuffs ever.

>> No.14957187

>>14957182
She's just a cuckquean then.

>> No.14957191

>>14957175
Bob used to have a defense force that would try to to spin stories to make it seem like he was a dindu nuffin victim. Same revisionist stuff you see today but even stronger. That all pretty much disappeared once he packed his bags though.

>> No.14957198

>>14957187
I bet you she gives headpats to her husband's many daughters.

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>>14957175
If you ignore his proclivity for futanari Bob isn't actually that bad of a writer. He's not great, but he's not terrible.

>> No.14957209

>>14957182
Nah. That's some modern nonsense written to try to include stuff like open relationships. Which "faithfullness" there is plain laughable.

Webster itself still says
>the act or fact of having a romantic or sexual relationship with someone other than one's husband, wife, or partner

>> No.14957213
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>>14957130
>>14957133
>>14957139
>cuck
>cheating
Well, Anons...
It's all according to her keikaku.
She's got to keep the Anubutts humble.

>> No.14957214

>>14957184
Somebody please write something about this. I don't even have a giantess fetish. I just want to live in the warm thighs of a horny manomo.

>> No.14957216

>>14957200
He has a pretty big fixation on animal genitals on top of adding monsterboys to his setting though.
His girls are total cunts most of the time as well.

>> No.14957218

>>14957213
She could just hire somebody else to fuck the Anubis instead.

>> No.14957219

>>14957200
>futa trash
>literal cuckolding
>monsterboys
>good writer
wew
e
w

>> No.14957220

>>14957200
Much like all the hated writers, people hate them for thread drama that they caused just as much as any awful stories they write. Bob loved stirring the pot.

>> No.14957222

>>14957163
>Elaborate Lingerie
You mah nigga.

I came up with a design for Lich Lingerie once.

One day, I'll have someone draw it out.

>> No.14957224

>>14957209
Indeed. If it wasn't unfaithful to what marriage should be, there'd be a lot less people doing it... Of course we'd still have people who didn't do it because "bad=exciting" and simply because both partners were permitting, but that's another story.

>> No.14957228

>>14957218
That's exactly what she's doing with her husbando, except she doesn't have to pay him

>> No.14957231

>>14957200
i checked tft and apparently lasaka and me is still fucking going i thought that it was over

>> No.14957233

>>14957200
I think he would be better off just writing about furry now.

>> No.14957234

>>14957218
"Bow down to the king"
No. One/. Else.
Besides, she can trust him to them and them to him in a way she can't with anyone else.

>> No.14957235

>>14957214
I just want a big hellhound to sit me in her lap and cuddle me close.

>> No.14957236

>>14957104
wouldnt her hooves pierce the latex?

>> No.14957237

>>14957228
You think a Anubis getting railed by the king of the realm will be humble? Just hire a common whore.

>> No.14957243

>>14957231
I genuinely feel bad for him. He's still writing that thing but who reads it? It's like a less extreme version of Moose, where the only person still reading it is the writer.

>> No.14957245

>>14957231
He was rewriting it. Actually, he was rewriting it back when he still posted here, I'm fairly sure.

>> No.14957247

>>14957243
Anon I told you to stop smoking, what the fuck are you on about.

>> No.14957250

>>14957237
She'll be humble because, to the king, she is a common whore. She's a living onahole, to be used whenever someone else desires. Much less honorable than being a respected manager of thousands of mummies.

And then he makes her wear a maid uniform on duty.

>> No.14957252

>>14957222
>a design for Lich Lingerie
You're going to need to elaborate on this.

And as for the bapho, I think they'd use stuff like babydolls with really thin fabric and those frilly straps that go on thighs/legs.

>> No.14957254

>>14957247
Obviously I'm talking about his rewrite of Laska. Due to the nature of TFT I don't think many people read stories there outside of the other writefags.

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>>14955950
>Visit cheshire friend
>She offers you a drink
>"What will it be? I have water, milk, juice, mofu, Dr. Pepper-"
>"Mofu?"
>"Mofu it is, then."
>"No, that wasn't-"
>But she was already pouring him a brimming bowl of mofu.

>> No.14957262

>>14957250
She's still fucking the king and probably gets his dick more then his wife. Which is why you get a nobody to destroy her ass.

>> No.14957268

>>14957254
Anon stop you're scaring me, why do you have a bite mark? Oh shit he's infected!

But really don't do that, alternatively bob pls go.

>> No.14957272

>>14957250
>Strict slavemaster who holds herself above her underlings
>Shameless slut who begs for cock in front of the king
The duality gets me hard.

>> No.14957281

>>14957252
Well, the design I had in mind was basically a sheer purple negligee. Split down the front so that it covers her breasts, but leaves her stomach exposed. Rather than have the fabric linked at a bra though, it'd be looser, with the fabric wrapping around her back, and being joined at a skull decorated choker. This would leave her shoulders entirely uncovered by any sort of strapping. The outfit would then be completed by bridal gauntlets, and the PSG-Trifecta. All in the Lich-standard purple shades, with the exception of the panties which I envisioned as black for contrast. And dug way up for a nice cameltoe...

>> No.14957291
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>>14957237
But that's it, you see! The husband is a commoner who's proved himself, so Pharaoh is having the Anubi learn to appreciate the perceived "simple" pleasures in life.

That said... I honestly don't think I could abide by that.

I think it'd be precious if the husband went on dates with the various members, kind of like how moms will have dads go on playdates with their daughters. Let them enjoy and see the kingdom they work so hard for!

And... maybe even do other work here and there for other for a change. Like some kind of sweet community service, heh. Husband will dress up as a butler, like he used to be before marrying Pharaoh!

>> No.14957294

>>14957260
What happens if you eat too much mofu?

>> No.14957299

>>14957294
>eating Mofu

You monster!

>> No.14957303

>>14957291
So he's not only fucking other women, he's also spending quality time with them as well? This open marriage is not working out for her.

>> No.14957306

>>14957294
Furballs.

>> No.14957307

>>14957294
>Eating
I-i thought we were talking about a drink?

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>>14957294
You visit the mofu doctor

>> No.14957314
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>>14957308
That Jubjub is small, but her tits are huge,

>> No.14957317

>>14957303
When I said "I honestly don't think I could abide by that" I meant the freedom to have sex with them. Wouldn't sit right with me. Only one person mounts me like a throne!

So the pretend dates and tours around the kingdom were the more beneficial, more wholesome alternative, while still conveying the lesson Pharaoh has tasked husbando with teaching! feelsgood.jpg

>> No.14957323
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14957323

>your writefaggotry will never be enough to get talked about this much positively instead of negatively
>you'll never ctrl-f your name and get results that aren't yours shilling yourself

>> No.14957325

>>14957291
Why did this pharaoh even bother getting married if she wasn't going to spend any time around him and plans on having everyone but her fuck him?

>> No.14957326

>>14957303
It's not like she has time, and he has a crippling addiction to intimacy and romance.

>> No.14957327

>>14957323
Give me your name, bucko.

>> No.14957329 [DELETED] 

>>14957325
See
>>14957317

>> No.14957335
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>>14957327
No. That'd beat the point.

>> No.14957337

>>14957323
>Not making your debut as that one Anon who always pastebins his stuff as a Guest
>Not making your legacy on writing skill alone, letting the Anons who liked your stories to save them for future generations and denying shitposters an identity to shitpost on
>Not being the heroic Anon this thread doesn't deserve
Are you even trying?

>> No.14957344
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14957344

>>14957325
>>14957326
See
>>14957317

Also, the simple answer to the lack of time spent together is that with him once having been a butler and her a single Pharaoh, they didn't get to spend that much time together in the first place, but their love still deepened. It happens.

Additionally, she's got to slowly shift more responsibility to her servants to make sure they're not overwhelmed. Then she can take a lot more time off to be with him WITHOUT the kingdom falling apart. Sasuga Pharaoh!

>> No.14957348

>>14957317
Or she could just have her servants find love on their without pimping out her husband. This is just getting dumb.

>> No.14957351

>>14957325
Because that way she can still have her man when she can.

>> No.14957352

>>14957337
>and denying shitposters an identity to shitpost on
>he can't handle the banter

>> No.14957359

>>14956727
http://pastebin.com/uYhQXF1c this?

>> No.14957360

>>14956942
Are you me?

>> No.14957363

>>14957344
See, this is what happens when girls are raised by bicorns. They are a bad influence.

>> No.14957371

>>14956677
those would be foie gras and one story in greentext format about a world champion boxer who fights in the ring against a black dragon, anyone happens to have a link for either?

>> No.14957375

>>14956994
I won't defend them but I will say I don't think they deserve to be put in the same category as those other fellows.

>> No.14957382

I wanna make a Wurm my queen

>> No.14957385

>>14957348
>>14957363
I shifted us away from dicking the servants. I did my part!

>> No.14957386

>>14957363
>raised by bicorns
No, on some level she just realizes that she was once a man and she won't be as good as the genuine thing.

>> No.14957391

>>14957386
Stop trying to push this.
Stop trying to ruin Pharaohs.

>> No.14957392

>>14957385
She still let other women get their hands all over her man.

>> No.14957393

>>14957130
The double standards in this thread never cease to amaze me. You know that pic about the article writer telling the world how he can taste paulo's cock on his wife's lips when she returns to her home and kids after a long night of riding the cock carousel? Remember how he said he found her stories hot because she was an empowered, free woman and he was a euphoric feminist? That is your waifu.

>> No.14957394
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14957394

>>14957386
>a cuck in life
>a cuck in death
There is no respite.

>> No.14957397
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14957397

Here is some recent tweeter MG pictures: http://imgur.com/a/RsnNw

I cannot comprehend what's going on in that Basilisk art, and the pee fetish kinda ruins those catgirl lewds for me

>> No.14957401

I want to tie my Kobold daughteru to a chair and feed her dinner while I tease her with a hitatchi vibrator!

>> No.14957404

>>14957393
>The double standards
>people are upset at cuckraoh
Anon, are you okay?

>> No.14957410

>>14957124
Bollocks is a decent enough writer, I just wish he'd stop being an insufferable faggot in thread.

Alp is a mascot, he's supposed to be annoying.

>> No.14957414
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14957414

>>14957397
Is she kill?

>> No.14957417
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14957417

>>14957397
huh

>> No.14957423

>>14957386
You should led with that, I could have just called you a faggot instead of putting any effort into this.

>> No.14957428

>>14957417
I can't tell what the fuck is going on there either.
Doesn't help that I can't tell if that's an ass or a bald head.

>> No.14957429
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14957429

>>14957392
If tasking your husband with:
-getting to know your servants
-bolstering their appreciation for their kingdom through touring and service
-so they can take on more responsibility so the two can spend more time together ultimately
...is "hands all over her man". Ok. It's not like she had him visit an Apophis.

>> No.14957433

>>14957391
It's literally canon though

>> No.14957434
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14957434

>>14957397
Is that supposed to be another one of those kaiju profiles? Anyone recognize it?

>> No.14957435

>>14957404
Well the fact that some anons are into reverse NTR at all is a double standard. I mean they aren't so pathetic as to also enjoy their waifu fucking other men, now are they?

>> No.14957436

>>14957429
It's not like the servants can't do any of that on their own.

>> No.14957440
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14957440

>>14957401
THAT IS IT!
WE DRAW THE LINE HERE!
DO YOU WAN YOUR DAUGHTER TO CHOKE?!
In way before "I know I'd like to have her choke on my cock"

>> No.14957441

>>14957391
>>14957433
Yes but odds are that the only "Alp" Pharaohs would be the ones that you find and awaken deep inside a buried tomb.

It's much more likely that one running an already-thriving kingdom is the entirely female descendant of such.

>> No.14957442

>>14957371
I couldn't really get through foie gras since there was no sexual appeal in a Kumiho eating a dudes immortal liver.
>a world champion boxer who fights in the ring against a black dragon
I could swear I had the link to that, and foie gras on me.

>> No.14957446

>>14957417
Head is hidden to the left in the coils, the ass is right up against the snake herself, legs are being held up by the arms. Took me a minute to figure it out too.

>> No.14957447

>>14957404
>The evil Cuck-Ra is up to her old tricks once again with her army of beast-siths
SOMEBODY CALL THE THUNDER CATGIRLS!

>> No.14957449

>>14957433
Well yeah, but that's the case for most "original" MGs, with a some of exceptions like kitsune and sirens.

>> No.14957451

>>14957449
>with a some of exceptions
I need caffeine.
I don't even know how I managed to do that.

>> No.14957454

>>14957200
I think he was a bit below average looking back on some of his stuff. Not terrible, like you said, but 'a bit bad' at least. I can't put my finger on why but I get a cuck-friendly free-love feminist vibe from a lot of his stuff and I find it very off-putting. Kind of like how I felt about some parts of Buffy but stronger and with less entrainment value to justify it.

>> No.14957457

>>14957440
>spoiler
No anon, that's vulgar and crass! And I'd do it very carefully; let up with the vibrator when she's chewing and then coming back full force while I take my time getting her the next bite!

>> No.14957460

>>14957436
>on their own
It's like you don't understand compassionate leadership.
We wouldn't want her dumping work on them suddenly like Ms. Smith - bless her though!

>> No.14957461

>>14957454
>I can't put my finger on why but I get a cuck-friendly free-love feminist vibe from a lot of his stuff and I find it very off-putting.
I know right. What the fuck is it, that just seems to seep out of the works of certain writers?

>> No.14957463

>>14957435
If you really want to start arguing about that, you do realize that a woman cheating has much more severe consequences than a man doing it and is objectively a worse transgression? Neither is good, but atleast a man can't bring someone else's baby back home in his ballsack.

>> No.14957465

>>14957454
>I can't put my finger on why

Because it is featured so heavily and treated as both normal and acceptable. It ain't rocket science.

>> No.14957467

>>14957451
Best MG for drinking coffee with?
Best MG for brewing coffee with?
Best MG for spending hours between her thighs making her cum over and over before she does the same to you?
Best MG for praising the beautiful perfect ass and worshipping the pussy?

>> No.14957468

>>14957449
It's entirely likely that any monstergirls who used to be male have died off by now.
Except the Baphomets because those practically live forever.
Yet another reason Baphomets are shit.

>> No.14957470

>>14957442
i would be eternally grateful if you posted them, they are like the first stories i read back when somehow i found this threads

>> No.14957472

>>14957434
as someone who knows his kaiju(and by extension kaiju monster girls) I'd say that it's not a kaiju profile, but it's defiantly by the same artist. Also I would totally spend all day cuddling Queen Ghidorah and giving her many head pats.

>> No.14957475
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14957475

How big of a difference is there to your waifu before you married her to afterwards?

>> No.14957476

>>14957323
I only get mentioned maybe 1 out 10 threads but the mentions are usually positive so I can live with that. I'd rather not be talked about a lot to be honest.

>> No.14957477

>>14957463
Cheating in general is disgusting. If you have someone who loves you why the fuck would you even risk throwing that away?

>>14957467
Your favorite.

>> No.14957480

>>14957454
>I can't put my finger on why but I get a cuck-friendly free-love feminist vibe from a lot of his stuff
I'd love to interrogate .less about this since the latter knows him the most.

>> No.14957482

>>14957475
She's happier now than she was before.

>> No.14957484

>>14957468
>Died Off
Unlikely given most of them possess greatly expanded lifespans, if not out-right immortality, by the graces of the Demon Lord.

Greater odds, however, are that they are all married and retired, off doing...who knows what with their hubbies.
Seems unlikely you'd find some millennia-old CC kitsune or something who was once a man.

>> No.14957485

>>14957470
Problem is, I can't find them at all.

>> No.14957487

>>14957463
>Implying impregnating a monstergirl doesn't have her barge into your home as waifu no.2
The only severe consequences of cheating are child birth and STDs. One doesn't exist, and you better believe no MG is going to not hunt down the man who gave her a daughteru. What are you gonna do? Refuse her? Boom, Cupid arrows when you least expect it, and now not only does your waifu know what a piece of shit you are, She's forced to accept it

>> No.14957488

>>14957472
Okay, I was pretty much able to piece togther that it was a kaiju on my own. I mean more like did anyone know which kaiju that is?

>> No.14957491

>>14957487
>Cupid arrows
Implying Eros would tolerate that shit

>> No.14957492

>>14957475
She has a husband.

>> No.14957494

>>14957475
Isn't this just the difference between no energy and high energy? Sleepy kitsune is qt and energetic kitsune is going to milk your dick of spirit energy until you're barely conscious.

>> No.14957499

>>14957475
I fucking love this comic.
>tfw no cute smug fox waifu

>> No.14957500

>>14957491
She'd make the best of a bad situation and send her snipers to turn the three of you into a brainwashed three-way couple, but deep down your waifu will always know.

>> No.14957503

>>14957475
She doesn't have to cry into her pillow while feeling alone anymore.
She has a smile to protect.

>> No.14957508

>Married to the Pharaoh
>Take the Anubis slavemaster as your mistress
>You and your wife train her
>As hard as she is on the slaves with her whip, you're just as hard on her with your dick
>To the point where it's almost an instinctive response for her to spread her legs submissively when she sees you
>Come to inspect the slaves one day
>As soon as you walk into the room, she's on her back with her legs open
>Everyone stares
>She blushes and jumps back to her feet
>She's extra hard on the slaves until they all agree they didn't see anything

>> No.14957509

>>14957500
No, she'd just curse you.

>> No.14957514

>>14957434
https://twitter.com/akinaie/status/711314010377822208
Looking at the google translated replies, it doesn't seem to be a Kaiju

>> No.14957515

>>14957485
aw, well thanks for trying, at least there are others who know it exists, ill try asking for it some other time

>> No.14957520

>>14957508
I'm just imagining a smug pharaoh massaging her trusted Anubis advisor's arms and telling her that she needs to relax and unwind while their shared husband pounds away.
No boner no.

I still want to facefuck an entire harem of smug Khepris.

>> No.14957521

>>14957488
I'm not a hundred percent sure as I can't seem to find any info on where this image originated, but it look's a lot like the 2004 Rodan if I have to guess.

>> No.14957522

>>14957509
But that means two monstergirls miss out on their piece of shit husbando and you know how insanely bonded mgs get to their men. No reason to punsh two innocents for the crime of one. Unless Eros has a way of erasing you completely from their minds and hearts, which, would be the best option.

>> No.14957525

>>14957509
Nah. He's right. KC always says if another monster falls in love with you, your first waifu is SoL and has to accept a new wife into your harem.

>> No.14957529

>>14957514
OH!
>It's hijiri
>Drew Darkness with dark skin... delicious

>> No.14957530

>>14957477
Science and Sociology have given us more than a few answers.

The most generally excepted one? Evolutionary Practicality. Our existence is driven by progeneration. Thus our chemistry is predisposed towards, as one might put it, sowing wild oats.

There are some schools of thought which consider "Love", as a chemical reaction, is nothing more than a force designed to unite two human beings so that they might breed. And thus, after a given amount of time, wears off.

Thus you have the increasing large group of people who claim that free and open "Love" is only suitable, as it is seemingly against human nature to remain monogamous.

However, while there are some (Bullshit) studies to support this, general trends seem to indicate a roughly 50/50 split between humans who lean towards monogamy, and are willing to put in the extra effort towards making love more than just some initial spark, and those who prefer polyamory, flitting about as their emotions waver.

This is, perhaps, a sign itself of evolution, an ongoing process. The observable human behaviors which seem to cause "Cheating" come from a time where-in our species was not nearly as wide-spread, and thus we were much more driven to survive as a group. As such, large-scale breeding and progeneration was a chief concern.

However, we are now far and above the dominant species of the Earth, and our biology is evolving more and more to reflect that. One could make the argument that fiercely monogamous individuals are, in a way, "More Evolved" than polyamorous types. But that's mostly just a personal opinion...

Regardless, the conflict and stigma against "Cheating" arises due to the aforementioned 50/50 split. While this is observable via numbers and study, people are not quite so willing to admit it. While there is an increasing movement touting the joys of polygamy and open love, our societies in general still hold monogamy as the norm. Thus you'll have people claiming to be monogamous, even when they're more predisposed towards polygamy. Thus, they'll perhaps inevitably "Cheat" on their partner[s].

At least, that's what I've gleamed from reading this and that. And dear god how much bullshit did I just type out?

>> No.14957533

>>14957525
>KC always says
a lot of things that are retarded.

He also talked about getting cursed.

>>14957522
The whole imprinting thing is the silly

>> No.14957537

>>14957522
Eros would probably curse you to be their slave or something.
Possibly turn them into Yanderes who spend all their time raping you together. Not gently either, the kind where they've crippled you and ride you until it hurts to cum.
The curse of Eros is a frightening one.

>> No.14957541

>>14957537
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.14957543

>>14957537
shit fetish

>> No.14957544

>>14957494
No.

>> No.14957547

>>14957530
Can I get the TL;DR version of that? Because holy shit dude.
I wouldn't mind marrying multiple monstergirls if they were all interested in me. Mainly because I'm soft as fuck and can't bear the thought of breaking any of their hearts.

>> No.14957551

>>14957541
>>14957543
That's kind of the point. It's not supposed to be enjoyable, that's why it's a CURSE.
If you were supposed to enjoy it it'd be a blessing.

>> No.14957552

>>14957537
Yeah this might be the best outcome. Maybe eros grants them both a curse of infertility so they can hatefuck you until all their emotion for you bleeds out, and they just up and leave one day, the curse breaking afterwards so they on't have to give birth to your shitty genes.

>>14957543
Yeah, NTR is shit no matter what form it comes in.

>> No.14957553

>>14957537
>Rape
>Gentle
Stop using words incorrectly.

>> No.14957555

I just wanna nuzzle anubis tummy until I die. Is that so much to ask for?

>> No.14957556

>>14957551
I don't know what was worse though, the Yandere part of the reverse rape part.

>> No.14957558

>>14957551
There's a reasonable punishment like cursing you to be alone for breaking their hearts, and there's mindless cruelty.

>> No.14957559

>>14957555
! !

>> No.14957561

>>14957533
To be clear, KC said that basically to cater to sorts like >>14957547

Anyway, uuuuuh, tl;dr...
Humans fucked around a lot in their early days to spread the species. Monogamy's a comparatively recent thing. Basically there's a 50/50 split among modern humans, between those who have "Evolved" to prefer monogamy, and those who're still disposed towards fucking around. "Cheating" happens because society at large sports monogamy as a norm, so not all the sluts will openly acknowledge themselves as such.

>> No.14957563

>>14957533
>He also talked about getting cursed.

For being a murderous asshole, not for fucking other women.

>> No.14957564

>>14957556
>yandere
>bad
All monsters are yandere to a degree, some like sneks are more than the norm.
Then white snek takes it too far\

>> No.14957568

>>14957547
Yeah, I know what you man as I'm also a big softy myself. If I had multiple girls who lied me and each of them had a likable personality, I would try my hardest to always make sure each of them received equal amounts of love and no one gets favoritism over another. They all get the same amount of loving head pat, intimate cuddles, and equal amounts of tie for just hang out with me to tell me more about themselves or any problems they might be feeling.

>> No.14957570

>>14957559
I hate those fucking marks so god damn much.

>> No.14957574

>>14957563
>While one might be blessed with eternal love by a cupid or even be rewarded with an angelic houri partner for good deeds in Eros' name, she can be wrathful if crossed: adulterous followers are likely to be cursed so they can never be loved again

Trying being right.

>> No.14957577

>>14957570
? ?

>> No.14957578

>>14957559
You missed the .
It should be !.!

>>14957570
Why?.?

>> No.14957582

>>14957564
All Yanderes are shit, mentally stable girls are the only way to go.

>> No.14957586

>>14957577
>>14957578
Delete this, those dumb marks drive me up the god damn wall.

>> No.14957591

>>14957563
>"But, it is said she is also strict with those who betray love, and she sometimes punishes those who were unfaithful to their lovers in certain ways such as by cursing them so that “they will no longer be loved by anyone.”"
But in the case of a monstergirl already having had your child, I can't help but wonder what she would do. I mean, it's not right to force a Mg into being a single mother just because the father was a piece of shit, but then again he probably wouldn't have been much of a father in the first place. I wonder if Eros has an orphanage for cases like this, where kids born out of a shitty situation can go to grow and be nurtured

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14957593

>>14957578
>?.?
I don't know why, but now I want to see an Anubis' tummy marks change with her emotions.

>> No.14957595
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14957595

>>14957582
>yan is shit
That just means you're waifu has to try harder to placate your whiny ass.

>> No.14957597

>>14957586
What would you do if an Anubis started flirting with you?

>> No.14957598

>>14957568
>You'll never have a harem of monstergirls who all love you.
>You'll never be so insecure that you can't believe that they actually love you.
>They'll never put aside their differences and do everything in their power to make you feel loved.
>You'll never wake up every morning with all of them cuddling you.
Fuck.

>> No.14957599

>>14957586
... ...

>> No.14957601

>>14957597
Rape her. Those god damn marks put me in more of a frenzy than any Raging Mushroom ever could.

>>14957599
Stop.

>> No.14957602

>>14957599
Shouldn't it be
. .
:.:

>> No.14957604

>>14957586
I don'.'t see the problem anon. .
Aren'.'t you just being a little irrational over this?.?

>> No.14957605

>>14957595
If my wife had a garbage personality like that I'd divorce her ass and get a restraining order.

>> No.14957608

>>14957604
Stop that, it looks fucking stupid.

>> No.14957611

>>14957591
I would be surprised if Eros had an orphanage for kids in hit situations. Also would that works in reverse, like if that if the mom is being shitty, does she get punished because if not that would be stupid?

>> No.14957613

>>14957611
No doubt, but it's the vast majority of MGs would never even consider being shitty toward their husbands.
Ogres notwithstanding.

>> No.14957614

>>14957598
>guy gets monster harem for some reason
>they just want a happy life of hedonism
>he doesn't believe they love him
>he won't
>it's too good to be true, especially because he's fat
>leaves them all and successfully escapes to another country where he marries a human woman
>she divorces him and takes his sons
>they hate him
>alone and past middle age, he smiles with booze in his hand
>he can believe this

>> No.14957618

>>14957611
>Monstergirl being shitty
The most shitty a MG can be is being excessively tsundere and yeah, cupids have love blessing arrows that can fix that situation. But mgs aren't 3DPD so its hard to envisage them being shitty.

>> No.14957620

>>14957568
With my luck, I'd try that and they'd all leave me behind.

Then again, maybe I'd have better luck with the monster girls.

>> No.14957622

>>14957605
>divorcing a monstergirl
Look, if you wanted to reenact "Misery: the porno" all you had to do was ask.

>> No.14957624

>>14957593
>In their default state, an anubis just has '.' marks on her belly
>When she's surprised or in an excited state, they change to !.!
>When angry, they become \./
>When sad, tired or generally low on energy, they become more dull in colour and change to -.-
>When close to her partner, the marks turn pinker, and when in a lewd or romantic mood, they outright change to .

Cute. I love the idea of nonstandard anubis abdomen runes. Wherever anubi are naturally born with different symbols, or wherever they change depending on the situation.

>> No.14957625

>>14957434
>>14957514
The artist seems to be quite fond of a certain game... could it be Oryx, the Taken King? The 'halo' above the head is throwing me off though.

>> No.14957626

>>14957508
Hey that's pretty fucking shit

>> No.14957628

>>14957598
That sounds nice and likely how it would go for me, as I tend to lean on the shy side of the scale. Still in return for them showing they truly love me, I'd make sure to show them that I truly love them back, by cheering them up when their down just like they'd do for me. I'd hug them tightly to me and kiss each of them passionately, all the while making sure they each get loving head pats. I may be a bit shy and insecure, but i always find a way to show my girls how much I love them, for They have told me many heartfelt times just how much they love me for who I am, from cute looks to my friendly, nice, caring nature that is my personality

>> No.14957632

>>14957533
If another mgs comes to your waifu and proves she really loves you - you get a second waifu
If you cheat on your waifu for fun or the thrill or cheating - you get cursed

What's there not to understand?

>> No.14957634

>>14957556
>>14957582
>>14957605
Why so salty

>> No.14957636

>>14957614
This would probably be my life if the world was filled with monster girls.

>> No.14957637

>>14957614
Fuck off sufferingfag, I want my healing harem.

>> No.14957639

>>14957632
>What's there not to understand?
Apparently quite a bit since we were talking about cheating.

Why do you keep being wrong?

>> No.14957640

>>14957605
Hey, fuck you faggot. The girl in that manga was 10/10 yan

>> No.14957641

>>14957634
Yanderes are terrible women anon.

>> No.14957644

>>14957637
This sounds like the makings of another random pull game.

>> No.14957646

Oppai loli sneks!

>> No.14957648

>>14957618
Monster girls aren't infallible you know, they can be equally as shitty towards people as anyone else? Especially the ones with lots of power, as it can be very easy for them to use that power to ruin people's lives and abuse it to no end. Monster girls are great, but always remember that just like the rest of us, they have flaws and that they may not always be the best of people, just a thought.

>> No.14957649
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>>14957634
A case of shit taste I'm afraid.
He's likely also a tsunderefag.

>> No.14957650

>>14957593
I've mentioned that idea before at some point.
I want a picture of somebody presenting a plate of broccoli to an Anubis who has a poker face but her belly has
0_o
on it.

Like that awoo pic, you know the one.

>> No.14957654

>>14957614
Welcome to the lives of most anons.

It's all fun and cute until they actually show up. Then we all collectively realize that something that seems to good to be true usually is. Then we live and die bitter, afraid, and lonely.

>> No.14957655

>>14957648
Yeah sure, but none wold be shitty towards their husband. Well, ogre notwithstanding.

>> No.14957658

>>14957644
You know what? Give me a minute.
Thread's pretty dead anyway.

>> No.14957659

>>14957655
Right, because god forbid they're actually like people have have some free-will and individuality.

>> No.14957663

>>14957637
The only healing you'll get is crying into the bosom of a succubus that has already fucked over 100 men and has a pussy looser than that shota's anus after he gives birth to that mermaid's babies then marrying her maybe.

>> No.14957664

>>14957654
Eh, not like they'd miss us that much.

>> No.14957665

>>14957659
>I want my mgs to act like 3dpd cunts even to the most important person in their lives
>Because its free-will and individuality to fuck other men, lie and cheat
Yeah god forbid. Take your 3dpd shit elsewhere faggot.

>> No.14957666

>>14957659
If by free will you mean treating their husbands like shit, you're right, god did literally forbid that. Based Eros.

>> No.14957670
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14957670

Mass-produced Clone Familiars

>> No.14957672

>>14957655
>people still think ogres are husband beaters and not just into rough sex

>> No.14957673

Anon!
A pygmy version of your favorite monster girl wants to be your bodygaurd!
Do you accept her proposition or is she better off taking herself elsewhere.

As always, roll till you get one you want if you don't have one.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

>> No.14957674

>>14957476
>>14957323
Names, give em.

>> No.14957675

>>14957659
But they do have that. It's just they have no reason to be shits towards their husbands and have no desire to do so.
Sorry it isn't suitably dark for you.

>> No.14957676

>>14957641
Yanderes are great for teasing, don't be so harsh on them.

>> No.14957679

>>14957670
I will call them Puru and make them my precious imotous.

Headpats and cuddling for all of them!

>> No.14957681

>>14957670
That's a can of worms, Anon. Sooner or later you'll have some edgy fag buying them up just to kill them and grind levels as efficiently as possible.

>> No.14957682

>>14957675
>>14957666
>>14957665
There's a difference between can't and won't. I don't get off to the idea of something being forced to love me. Sorry if that's not suitably hugbox enough for you.

>> No.14957683

>>14957676
I will be harsh, Yanderes are psychopaths that need to be locked up.

>> No.14957684

>>14957655
I would hope not or otherwise that relationship is going to just lead to many problems. Example, a monster girl who kidnaps a dude to be her hubby against his own will, clearly stating that the two of them share no romantic chemistry together, despite his insisting she does it anyway. The somehow have a child, born into a train wreck of a family who never wanted to have her and leading to the child having mental scarring or lack of social skills that may go on until adulthood. this kid may also be hurt by the infighting between the parents, all of this cold have been prevented if the monster girl would have look for a different partner or not kidnap him in the first place. Just a what if scenario i put up

>> No.14957685

>>14957673
>Soldier Beetle
Insects make the best backpacks.

>> No.14957687

>>14957673
>Pygmy Holstaur
I guess she could head butt people with her horns, also crotch height handle bars.

>> No.14957689

>>14957674
>I'd rather not be talked about a lot to be honest
So nay

>> No.14957690

>>14957684
>inb4 mindbreaking him to love her

>> No.14957691
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14957691

>>14957673
>Minichuffs bodyguard
Hired.

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14957692

>>14957670
Hordes of orcs bred in the same manner as men.
Just pretend they are mg orcs and other races

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14957693

>>14957682
If they didn't love you they wouldn't be your husband in the first place.

>> No.14957694

>>14957681
Easily avoidable if they're like the Clones from The Clone Wars.

>> No.14957696

>>14957673
>Pygmy Jinko

She won't be my guard, she'll be my pet.

>> No.14957697

>>14957693
Wife, fug.
That's three massive typos/grammatical fuckups in three posts. I'm making some tea.

>> No.14957698

>>14957682
They aren't forced to love you, they're forced to not be irredeemable shits to the people they love. I'm fine with that.

>> No.14957699
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14957699

>>14957650
That'd be pretty funny. The anubis could have a complete poker face, but her marks could be conveying that expression, while her ears could be flopping down too.

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14957700

>>14957670
Love-produced daughter Familiars!
Also mass-produced.
kimochi

>> No.14957701

>>14957682
>Back pedaling and splitting straws
I originally said "but none wold be shitty towards their husband" I mean it was a typo, but it still obviously reads would, and not could.

>> No.14957703

>>14957685
Yep.
She'd also have claws to frighten off anyone else trying to take you while she rides.

>>14957687
She's also got some surprising muscle to back her up!
Just don't use her too hard

>>14957691
Ah, an excellent minichuff bodyguard!
Will you massage her mini abs after a hard day of protecting you?

>>14957696
That's no good!
She wants to keep you safe!

>> No.14957704

>>14957690
>inb4 he kills himself because it's the only way he'll ever get away from her, unless wisp.

>> No.14957705

>>14957673
>Pygmy Undine
So uh, how does this work? Does she cover me in a shield of her water which reacts to threats, while she holds onto me like a backpack?
Hey, at least I can't drown now.

>> No.14957708

>>14957704
>inb4 she pays a lich to resurrect him and mix in a love spell so he won't try that shit again

>> No.14957709

>>14957700
>Familiar Marida

My dick has ascended to levels unheard of.


>>14957705
Yes.
She also whips anyone trying to harm you.

>> No.14957710

>>14957658
Alright anon, somehow you've managed to attract a few monstergirls despite being such a sad sack. All of them love you and have agreed to share you so that they can bring back your smile.

Difficulties: (Choose)
Normal: 3 girls
Hard: 6 girls
Dante Must Cum: 10 girls.

Once you've got that, it's time to roll for the girls., use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
As always you're allowed to reroll for girls like Cu Sith, Cait Sith, and Matango.

Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Busty
2: Thin
3: Hourglass shaped
4: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
5: Chubby
6: Gym Bunny
7: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
8: Pear Shaped
9: Species Norm
10: Choose one

Quirk: d10
1: Genki (Super energetic and playful. Prone to surprise hugs and eskimo kisses.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
4: Ojou-Sama (Rich and haughty, yet very loving. She'll move you and the rest of the girls into her manor to live with her and you'll never have to worry about money again.)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance, and will constantly make romantic gestures like making you breakfast in bed or serenading you. The most likely girl to wear a naked apron.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you. Very much enjoys post sex cuddling and wants you to understand that she only has eyes for you.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them. Be ready for twice the cuddling.)
9: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
10: Choose two.

Well anon, how well do they do at bringing back your smile and making you feel loved?

>> No.14957711

>>14957703
>Just don't use her too hard
I bet that's what she's into.

>> No.14957712

>>14957683
Yeah, make her snap and show her who is in charge. Dominating a crazy yandere is my fetish

>> No.14957713

>>14957703
>Will you massage her mini abs after a hard day of protecting you?
Of course I would! It's part of the contract that I wrote.

>> No.14957716

>>14957673
>Pygmy Raiju
My life is boring and shitty, she'd have a much better time with someone else.

>> No.14957717

>>14957673
>pygmy Merrow
I'll take her just because that sounds cute

>> No.14957719

>>14957673
>Mothman

This will be interesting. I'd accept, in spite of the temptation to protect the bodyguard

>> No.14957720

>>14957693
I wonder if she would roll well like that

>> No.14957721

>>14957709
>Marida
Do enlighten me on which one you're referring to. Please.

>> No.14957723

>>14957673
>Crow tengu
eh, I don't think she's cut out for this.

>> No.14957724

>>14957712
Not that kind of locked up anon, she would be put in a mental asylum.

>> No.14957725

>>14957693
Well then, I'm a happy camper. I just don't enjoy the idea of them being forced to imprint on me.

>>14957701
>implying
Or maybe my reply is more specifically geared to the other two posts?

>> No.14957731

>>14957711
Please don't make her into a tiny masochist!
She'll want you to bully her breasts!

>>14957713
Then enjoy the minichuffs.

>>14957716
But you need protecting!
She can't possibly let you be alone!


>>14957717
That she is!
She even has her own tricked out wheelchair for her to move around in on lan!

>>14957719
The best bit is she can clasp onto your back and act as a fluffy jetpack if she tries hard enough.
Flight only lasts for three seconds.

>>14957721
Unicorn.

>>14957723
Please, she's studied all the books on bodyguarding!
She can handle this!

>> No.14957733

>>14957710
Don't post this so soon after another "roll for the MG post".
One per thread is enough.

>> No.14957734
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14957734

Snek belly

>> No.14957736
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14957736

>>14957710
Did someone say Quirk?

>> No.14957737

>>14957614
Kinda like that idea from the matrix that humans cannot believe in another reality without suffering.

>> No.14957740

>>14957710
Eh, lets go with three girls.
>Shortstack Ojou-sama Dhampir
>Species norm Wyvern/Dark Valkyrie chimaera love freak
>Busty + Bottom heavy Youko/Inari chimaera
Dhampir is cute, Wyvernkyrie is amazing, and double Kitsune is confusing.

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14957741

>>14957719
Do not underestimate them.
Do they have the face of mercy? Yes.
Because whoever threatens you... will NEED it.

>> No.14957742

>>14957731
>She'll want you to bully her breasts!
But that was already part of the deal.

>> No.14957746

>>14957733
I was typing this up before he did his.

>> No.14957751

>>14957734
I want to kiss that belly.

>> No.14957752

>>14957737
I wonder if MGs would cry if they finally managed to break into this universe and see how unhappy we are as a species.

They'd probably call it the War on Unloved.

>> No.14957753

>>14957725
Only one post would imply that they physically couldn't and even then he only said god forbade it. The law forbids murder but you can still do that too.

>> No.14957755

>>14957746
You could've saved it for the next thread, silly.

>> No.14957758

>>14957710
>Normal
>Huge Breasted Hourglass Elf
>Huge Breasted AND Huge Bottomed Gym Bunny Roper
>Busty Troll Lovefreak

My smile has returned and I'll impregnate all of them.

>> No.14957759

>>14957710
Amanomiya Koyoi
>oppai loli
>ojou-sama

Giant slug
>hourglass
>ojou

Dormouse
>normal
>bottom heavy

Wyvern
>normal
>ojou

Parasite slime
>busty
>genki

Mantis
>chubby
>ojou
>has a twin that is a thin love freak

So apparently I'm a rich girl magnet.
Hopefully this makes my suicide attempt successful.

>> No.14957761

>>14957724
But if she gets out she'll go after you again! You gotta beat them up and lock her in your basement, feeding sometimes, showing her that you are the one in charge.
She can't dominate you, she's too weak for that. All that she can do is see you having the time of your life with a mentally stable woman.

>> No.14957765

>>14957731
But can she actually put all those skills she learned to use?

>> No.14957767
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14957767

>>14957734
Is that a WIP? Nice dorito panties in that regard.
>>14957736
Fat toad tits.

>> No.14957768

>>14957710
>thin genki bottom heavy Holstaur
>thin semon demon of an Inari
>busty ojou-sama Beelzebub
Oh lord it wouldn't take me long to go from unhappy to happy with girls like these. Their love would even give me the drive to try my absolute damn hardest everyday to become a better lover for the three even if it kills me

>> No.14957772

>>14957753
The tone of their posts more than implies they feel like it should be an impossibility.

>> No.14957775

>>14957731
I don't deserve protecting, I'm some ugly fat fuck with no friends and not a lot of money. She would have a much better job with someone else.

>> No.14957776

>>14957673
>Pygmy anubis

But how will she be able to carry out the duties of a bodyguard when I'm licking her navel, cuddling her during seated sex, and kissing her head while we go at it in a frenzied mating press?

>> No.14957777

>>14957673
>pygmy ushi-oni

Best backpack.
RUN CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY EVERYTHING
Even if she is a little battle-happy.

>> No.14957778

>>14957752
All the happiness in the world can't fix some humans, never satisfied by pleasures of the flesh. Driven by his lust to conquer his fellow man!
I'd look down on those eagerly accepting love from beings above human suffering
Something given has no value.

>> No.14957783

>>14957761
Fine, I guess I'll go with your plan.

>> No.14957789

>>14957772
No, the tone simply implies that it never happens. Whether or not its because it would never happen, or could never happen, is purely up to your interpretation. Take your bitches and whores elsewhere.

>> No.14957794

>>14957710
>Semen Demon fit Alp
>Busty Dragon sylph
>Oppai loli ojou-sama Hellhound

Just the wind dragon is enough to make my heart go crazy, the hellhound could be our daughter or something. Alp is training bro

>> No.14957795

>>14957742
But then milk will get everywhere and she'll get heart pupils and ask you to do lewd things to her!

>>14957765
Please!
She can break boards with her wings and has mastered harpy claw fighting techniques

>>14957776
She's quite dedicated to her job, although pregnancy may but a stop to that

>>14957777
That and she can nuzzles your cheeks while riding you

>> No.14957797

>>14957710
>hard
>Dark Valkyrie, busty, bottom heavy
>honey bee, hour glass, undead
>sea bishop, pear shaped, Bakunyuu
>elf, gym bunny, Love Freak
>Girtablilu, thin, genki
>ignis, chubby, chimera with thunderbird

I'm pretty happy with this, though that Dark Valkyrie must b great to cuddle and massage, though all the girls are great and make me want to know more about them?

>> No.14957799

>>14957710
>Gym bunny Fairy/Lamia hybrid
>Wight twins (genki hourglass figure/pettanko ojou sama)
>Scylla with severe badonkadonk (pear-shaped and bottom heavy)
>Busty, love freak Lilim
>Dormouse/kitsune-bi (hourglass figure)
>Merrow (bottom-heavy and busty)
>Werebat (chubby, bottom-heavy)
>Dark Valkyrie twins (busty semen demon/undead shortstack)
>Sea Bishop (undead and chubby)
>Dryad (genki oppai loli)

Lots of ass in this group, but we have lots of winners here too. I'm sure they'll do their best, so it's up to me to make sure they're loved just as much. Every. Single. One.

>> No.14957803

>>14957789
So you're arguing that my interpretation is wrong and your interpretation is right?

OK.

>> No.14957809

>>14957799
>Busty, love freak Lilim
So does that mean all the other girls are affected by her power and have heart pupils?

>> No.14957810

>>14957803
I noticed that as well

>> No.14957812

>>14957767
>WIP?
No, Loen thing he did a while ago. Full is in his imgur.

>> No.14957816

>>14957731
Three seconds is more than enough. She's a sweet girl for trying.

>>14957741
>you will never have this face watch over you while you sleep
>you will never have her thinking the best way to protect you is to cling to you like armor
>you will never hear her make 'angry moth noises' when you wake up to her spooning your arm.

I don't know why this popped in my head...

>> No.14957817

>>14957795
>She's quite dedicated to her job, although pregnancy may but a stop to that
If any girl can multitask and balance her duties with my constant urge to pick her up and make love to her standing, her legs dangling off the ground, then she can.
Though I'm curious as to what she's guarding me from.

>> No.14957819

>>14957777
Spider backpacks confirmed Chief Goddess endorsed.

>> No.14957825

>>14957795
Anon that's the thing, you have to establish a chain of dominance! She's the bodyguard who can beat people up but she's subservient to me, I don't even need to lift a finger and the enemy will automatically think I'm stronger than her! Its psychological warfare through sexy times!
I'll make sure she produces enough milk to make sure I can still have my fill even if some gets wasted though, if not she'll just have to be punished even more.

>> No.14957826

>>14957803
As the guy who wrote one of the posts you guys are talking about I can confirm that is indeed the case. His interpretation is right, yours is wrong.

>> No.14957827

>>14957809
If the Lilim can't cheer me up on her own, she's more than willing to resort to more extreme methods to recruit help. At the very least, they're at least unified in their desire to love...even if it overrides what they actually feel.

>> No.14957829

>>14957816
Yeah, just watch out for the dust that gets everywhere.

>>14957817
There's a secret force in the darkness coming to get you! A creature of great and terrible power that wants to ruin you.
There's a pygmy apophis that will offer you the same deal the next day.

>>14957825
You're going to stick her into leather or something aren't you?

>> No.14957831

>>14957827
Not like that anon, I meant that just being around the Lilim is causing them to have permanent heart pupils. No mind altering, it's just cosmetic.

>> No.14957832

>>14957700
I like this one a lot more.

>> No.14957833

>>14957803
No, because I'm not interpreting anything. Two of the posts you replied to stated neither would nor could, simply that it didn't happen. I didn't try to claim they went one way or another. My own post specifically said would, and not could. Again, not interpretation, I outright stated it.

>> No.14957835

>>14957831
Ahh, my mistake.

The heart pupils are a nice touch, though

>> No.14957840

>>14957829
Nah I'm not that guy who wrote the Mega Holstaur story, either she's going to produce enough milk on her own or I'm going to forcibly get her body to produce more milk through pregnancy!

>> No.14957842

>>14957840
You're going to impregnate your pygmy holst!
But then shes going to have her balance thrown off!

>> No.14957844

>>14957842
Then I guess I'll just have to princess carry her everywhere.

>> No.14957845

>>14957844
But she's going to be heavy!
That doesn't even add on the weight she's put on thanks to her pregnancy.

>> No.14957846

>>14957829
>There's a pygmy apophis that will offer you the same deal the next day.

Then I'll decline the apophis, and go back to rewarding my anubis bodyguard with the cuddliest, tenderest sex she's ever had.
If the apophis persists, I'll get a pet mongoose and have it chase her away.

>> No.14957847

>>14957845
Then she'll be even more surprised to learn that I've been working out and training for this for a long time!

>> No.14957848

>You will never be able to walk into the toughest monster girl bar in existence and have nothing happen to you because no monster girl would even joke about having sex with you.

>> No.14957852

The hugbox is strong today.

>> No.14957859

>>14957852
>today.

>> No.14957864

>>14957710
Difficulty:
>Dante Must Cum (10 girls)

>Girl 1: Hobgoblin
>>Pettanko, Twin (Love Freak)
>>Chubby, Genki

>Girl 2: Dark Valkyrie
>>Hourglass Figure, Semen Demon

>Girl 3: Ignis
>>Shortstack, Chimera (Medusa)

>Girl 4: Holst
>>Shortstack, Genki

>Girl 5: Dormouse
>>Hourglass Figure, Love Freak

>Girl 6: Doppelganger
>>Choice (Busty, why not?), Bottom Heavy

>Girl 7: Hinezumi
>>Hourglass Figure, Love Freak

>Girl 8: Another Dormouse
>>Pettanko, Bottom Heavy

>Girl 9: Bubble Slime (keep her in clean places)
>>Pear-shaped, Love Freak

>Girl 10: Doppelganger (CUH-RAZY DICE EDITION) no seriously my dice rolls were insane here
>>Basically, I kept getting 2x and Twin
>>So a Doppelganger for each category combination
>>I just gave up when the dupes started up
>>I wish I was making this up

>> No.14957865

>>14957859
more vocal about it than usual

>> No.14957872

Loen still hasn't given me a sketch yet

He says he's caught up in heavy school stuff right now

How long does mid term or whatever is going on shit last? i never went to college.

>> No.14957873

>>14957852
A little peace is nice every now and then. It's a welcome break from the usual shitflinging.

>> No.14957878

>>14957873
I could do without the anons frothing at the mouth over the one guy who dared suggest that MGs weren't perfect.

>> No.14957881

>>14957846
But the apophis just wants to keep you safe, just like the anubis.
Will you say no to her when she's keeping watch in the rain outside your home?
Loyal even if she's been rejected?

>>14957847
That's good.
I just hope you're ready for the daughteru to grow up to be taller than both of you.

>> No.14957891

>>14957881
I can't split attention from my anubis wifeguard, especially if she's pregnant. It'd be unfair for her, and the apophis. I can give her references for whoever wants a purple snek bodyguard, but that's it.

>> No.14957892

>>14957852
Too tired to argue, not motivated enough to brain-storm.

>> No.14957899

>>14957891
She'll be sad but she'll gladly accept whatever you offer.
I just hope it make you happy when you see her curled around a guys leg, smiling as she stands guard for him.

>> No.14957910

>>14957899
Sure, why not. Can't be mad at the tiny grapesnake.
Princess carrying a pregnant pygmy anubis wife will make me pretty happy too.

>> No.14957912

>>14957910
Just hope you want to see your anubis waifu blushing in your arms while her tail wags.

>> No.14957928

>>14957454
He's definitely above average narration-wise, he simply disregards thread's set of rules entirely and enables something unlikable to the most here. The whole
>I can't put my finger on why but I get a cuck-friendly free-love feminist vibe from a lot of his stuff and I find it very off-putting.
comes down to that. I don't care how much of a shit personality he had or even for his stories whatsoever, but you're pulling stuff out of your ass denying Bob knows a thing or two about writing prose.

Overall, the discussions regarding writing here... aren't too good. Most pretty much shill and rationalize for their favorites, shit on something that hits the wrong button for them and so on. Great disputability either gets you on top or down to the bottom depending on a few variables. Everything non-tryhard is halfway on being perceived meh, and even more on simply ignored. This goes to writers who don't receive much: the problem might -not- be in you, surprisingly.

>> No.14957930

>>14957912
Who wouldn't want to see that? I'll make her blush like a tomato, rubbing her tummy and kissing her forehead until she's happily covering her embarrassed face between her paws. I want to set a new world record for the most intense anubis tail wagging.

>> No.14957934

Which side would your monster girl waifu side with? Stormcloaks or Imperials?

>> No.14957943
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14957943

>>14957934
Stormcloaks.

>> No.14957944

>>14957934
The Morag Tong, of course.

>> No.14957953

>>14957881
I'm still gonna head pat her and treat her like a little girl no matter how tall she gets.

>> No.14957954

>>14957930
Good man.

Just hope you enjoy her throwing on her old babydoll one night to try and be sexy even if she's got a prego belly

>>14957934
Imperials

>> No.14957959

>>14957953
Just get ready for a pouting cow daughter while her mother ufufufu's off to the side.

>> No.14957964

>>14957959
This is all I want in life.

>> No.14957977

>>14957934
That sounds like Skyrim and after playing Oblivion all the way to completion I could barely stomache a few hours of Skyrim since it's more of the same. That said I guess she sides with the Imperials because of le stop right there criminal scum meme.

>> No.14957985
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14957985

>tfw all I want is Stacy's mom.

>> No.14957986

>>14957954
She'd arguably look even more sexy like that. The way the white, lacy silk hugs the caramel curve of her belly, the flimsy nightie straining to hold in her full, milky breasts? I don't think I'd be able to control myself for a second after witnessing a sight like that.

>> No.14957991

>>14957985
Too bad nigger.

>> No.14957992

>>14957977
>marrying a faggot cat

>> No.14957996

>>14957944

That was a cool faction in Morrowind

I could totally see a Lich being a Telvanni member.

>> No.14957997

>>14957985
But what about Stacy?

>> No.14957999

>>14957985
She does have it going on.

I'll take stacy.
Even if she's flat.

>>14957986
Please hold back, you don't want to get her double pregnant do you?

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14958001

>>14957934
>Anything but Imperial
>Being a filthy heretic

>> No.14958008

>>14958001
Wrong empire you pious abhuman.

>> No.14958015

>>14957846
>rewarding my anubis bodyguard with the cuddliest, tenderest sex she's ever had.
You.

I like you.

>>14957954
>>14957986
>Delicious Brown Pregnant Anubis in a sheer, lacy white silken babydoll
And I REALLY like this.

>> No.14958024

>>14957846
>tfw no mongoose girl waifu who never eats her entire meal

>> No.14958033

>>14957999
Who knows? Maybe I'll fall to her curvy charms entirely, and end up gently, yet relentlessly doing her under the covers for hours on end. Maybe I'll end up filling her to overflow until we're guaranteed a whole quartet of small, precious pygmy anubis children.
Maybe I'll pamper her for the entire time she's cradling our children in her belly, by lavishing her with ice cream, massages, and hot baths.

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14958049

"Bourbon was here,
/jp/mgg are still losers"
Smell ya later :^)

>> No.14958050
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14958050

>>14958008
>lies

>> No.14958055

>>14958033
Well, she's certainly going to put on pregnancy weight if you do things like that.

You'll have to carry her unless you want to see her stumble around while cradling her belly.

>> No.14958056

>>14958049
I want to beat my loving waifu
I want her to regret ever meeting me
I want her to be unable to leave because she's imprinted to me for life
I want her to live each and every day wondering where she went so wrong

>> No.14958061

>>14958050
>stormcloaks
>anything to do with 40k

>> No.14958066

>>14958049
Literally who?

>> No.14958068

>>14958061
There is only one true empire

>> No.14958075

>>14958068
Then why would you support the fake Roman empire?

>> No.14958079
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14958079

>>14958049
Zubats are annoying.

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>>14958066
Awesome I've been forgotten
I hope the new wave of newfags aren't as autistic as the older ones

>> No.14958085

>>14958068
I dunno, those banshees are quite nice.

>> No.14958086

>>14958055
That's true. Between carrying her, feeding her, and the natural effects of pregnancy, she's going to put on a bit of weight. And it's all the more noticeable on such a small girl.

I can always take her swimming, I suppose. It's a nice way to burn far, and in her condition, it's not hard at all if you take it easy. Once she's given birth, I'll have her back in shape until she looks like an Olympic swimmer in less than a year.

>> No.14958089

>>14958066
Fuck off you moron.

>> No.14958090

>>14958079
>Zubats
The plural of a pokemon is that pokemon.
So one zubat many zubat.

>> No.14958095

>>14958086
That and you can take the kids with you as well!
A good swim or two will help them build strong bonds with you all

>> No.14958096

>>14958079
I want to rape that Zubat.

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14958101

>>14958090
What do you call a group of Zubat?

>> No.14958104
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14958104

>>14958082
>>14958089
Oh, sounds like someone that's always been irrelevant attempting to be relevant in some manner.

Now, moving onto things that actually matter: Elf ass or Elf tits?

>> No.14958108

>>14958104
Both.
Hopefully with each rivaling that specimen's sizes.

>> No.14958110

>>14958082
Kill yourself.

>> No.14958109

>>14958104
>Elf ass or Elf tits
Yes. I'll choose tits over ass if I must, but there'd better be some hips regardless. Also, maybe not either to quite that extent.

>> No.14958112

>>14958104
Ass. Always ass.

>> No.14958115

>>14958101
A succ.

>> No.14958118

>>14958104
I'm fine with either so long as it's not an elf from Kolah.

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>>14958104
If only I had been irrelevant
It's why I was gone for so long
That and the autism

Ass > Tits
Tits are only complimentary to whatever the body type is. Flat is best more often than not

>>14958110
y-you too

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14958121

>>14958104
Tits

>> No.14958122
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>>14958108
It's either one or the other famvolio.

>> No.14958124

>>14958104
>knife
Around an elf watch yourselves.

>> No.14958133

>>14958122
Then I guess I will go with breasts.
The bigger the better the ass can come later.

>> No.14958135

>>14958095
Also true. Get them involved in it at a young age, and it's the perfect healthy bonding activity.
Also, I adore the thought of a bunch of tiny anubi children clinging to their smiling mother like she's a life preserver while taking a swim.

>> No.14958137

>>14958104
>6 foot High Elves with perfect bodies, pale skin and haughty attitudes.
>5 foot Wood Elves with petit bodies and a somewhat feral nature.
>6 foot Dark Elves also with perfect bodies dark skin, but sadistic natures.
>3-4 foot Christmas Elves with shortstack bodies.


Anything else? Or changes?

>> No.14958138

>>14958101
I WANT TO FUCK THAT BAT

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>>14958001
May we all be blessed by his Holy Light brother. Also are there any MG/40k stories in the Pastebin?

>> No.14958142

>>14958137
All sound fine.

>> No.14958151

>>14958138
THEN POUND THAT BAT!

http://imgur.com/kBsnyhT

>> No.14958154

>>14958140
I don't think so.
Which sucks because I dig the idea of MGs in the imperial guard even if most will die without having sex
I imagine elves would have a keen hatred of the eldar.

>> No.14958157

>>14958151
Wanna pound that bat.

Gonna pound that bat.

Bat is gonna get pregnant.

>> No.14958160

>>14958157
>Anon used pound
>it was super effective
>Zubat is now pregnant.

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14958166

>>14958154
Do you think Anubii/Pharaoh's would get along with the Necron?

>> No.14958167

>>14958160
>Zubat uses Supersonic Kyaa~

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14958169

>>14958160
>normal move
>super effective

>> No.14958173

>>14958166
>40k
>getting along
>pious abhumans making nice with filthy xenos
No.

>> No.14958174

>>14958167
>>14958160
Bat is gonna get married.

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14958176

>>14958173

>> No.14958177

>>14958151
>>14958157
>>14958160
>>14958167
And this is why there are so many Zubat in caves.

>> No.14958185

>>14958177
>Brock The Breeder captures a Zubat as his first catch during the journey with Ash
I see, I see.

>> No.14958188

>>14958176
If they were imperial citizens then they'd hate it that one of their men betrayed them for an alien whore.

>> No.14958190

>>14958188
Reminder that cat girls are already approved.

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14958197

>>14958173
Didn't the Ultramarines and the Necrons work together one time?

>> No.14958210

>>14958197
1-800-FLUFF huh?

Mofu delivered straight to your door?

>> No.14958219

>>14958197
Blood Angels and both of them were planning sudden yet inevitable betrayals.

>> No.14958231

>>14958190
I know, that's why I'm going about this with monstergirls being approved abhuman species who'd receive the same level of dogmatic preaching as other imperial citizens.
Wurms remind me of ogryns.

>>14958197
It was the blood angels and it wasn't really an alliance. They were killing each other when the nids came then stopped killing each other until those were dealt with.
A bigger alliance was the forces on Lorn V and they hated and distrusted each other for the little time they did fight together.

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14958234

>>14958219
Still worked together though.

>> No.14958236

>>14958234
I want to make fun of that Hellhound.

>> No.14958237

>>14958234
That's nothing new in 40k, the imperium hires ork mercenaries from time to time.

>> No.14958240

>>14958234
Yep.
I think that everyone's been working together at some point though so it's a bit of a moot point.
MG Dark Eldar land would be a hell of a place

>> No.14958241

>>14958236
Hey, at least she's got a job. She doesn't have to drink hobo-jizz to sustain herself, like Junko.

>> No.14958250

>>14958240
It'd be the same only each DE is married to her one slave.

>> No.14958254

>>14958241
She's still getting taunted.

>> No.14958264

>The Cabin in the Woods with monster girls
>go down the basement
>pick up the Puzzle sphere
Which monster girl do I summon?

>> No.14958265

>>14958254
Yeah? Well. Ten years from now she'll be working at the register and you'll still be dumb, so there!

>> No.14958267

I want to wrestle with a Werewolf pack leader and win!

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14958271

A sphinx that forces you into a punishment game when you cannot solve her riddles. Hue.

>> No.14958272

>>14958264
Lilim.

>> No.14958273

>>14958267
'no'

>> No.14958274

>>14958264
all of them

>> No.14958277

>>14958271
Too bad I'm no good at riddles.

>> No.14958278

>>14958265
But I work a much more satisfying job and twice as she makes in a year in two months!

>> No.14958279

>>14958264
Dark Elf. BDSM ensues.

>> No.14958280

>>14958271
oh hey, that game is still a thing.

>> No.14958281

>>14958250
>They raid realspace to take back male slaves for husbands while the human females are taken back to be 'experimented' upon so that the fleshcrafters can better perfect heir art.
>It's a terrible experience and no human woman can come out completely sane but it does come with the perk of allowing them on raids where they can claim their own husband.
>Capture males have a 50/50 chance of ending up a servant to a mistress (and eventually becoming her husband) or getting thrown into the Wych pits where victories may earn them a skilled wych wife or become the husband to one of the 'beasts' that were once human women.
>Although they may be vicious, they do have treaties with monster girl planets that spare them from their wrath, although they do ensure that some give them tribute in return.

>> No.14958283

>>14958264
A dumb Sphinx with easy riddles.

>> No.14958284

>>14958280
Yeah, we do have a small playerbase of that game on that /a/ board.

>> No.14958285

>>14958264
A dark elf queen. Shoud have picked up the comic book tho.
http://thecabininthewoods.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Items

>> No.14958286

>>14958273
Yes.

>> No.14958287

>>14958264
Lich or lilim

>> No.14958291

>>14958271
>killing bites gets a vita release
>snek is stuck on browser
I ask god "why?"

>> No.14958294

>>14958278
That's a neat way to lose your pelvis.

>> No.14958295

>>14958285
I pick the Tarot Cards!

>> No.14958302

>>14958294
How would I lose my pelvis from that? The Hellhound can't touch me and the job is just a standard Landscaping job.

>> No.14958304

>>14958281
Now do MG regular eldar.

>> No.14958306

>>14958302
>can't touch me
Pfft.

>> No.14958313

>>14958306
He's MCHammer.

>> No.14958314
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14958314

I want to set random crap on fire with a salamander.
or a ignis, whatever I find first

>> No.14958318

>>14958306
She can't anon, I have a wife!

>> No.14958324

>>14958318
Anon, how do you feel about netorare?

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14958325

>>14958210
Yes.
They've been experimenting with diversifying their line as well.

>> No.14958327

>>14958314
Is it weird that the line "set random crap on fire" still appeals to me as a adult?

>> No.14958329

>>14958324
I think it's a shit fetish for shit people.

>> No.14958331

>>14958314
I want a cute Ignis who was raised by the clergy so she's insecure about setting fire on things and has her sexuality repressed only for me to awaken it, like Farnese from Berserk.

>> No.14958334

>>14958329
Good thing you're a shit person for making fun of the less fortunate.
Now get ready.

>> No.14958337

>>14958334
But I was less fortunate too, I just made something out of my life. That Hellhound probably skipped all of her classes and completely deserves her life.

>> No.14958340

>>14957934
>Siding with any one other than the snow bros in Solstheim or the Volkihr vamps

>> No.14958341

>>14958327
Yeah. It just means that when the habbenings happen, you get picked for Flammenwerfer duty.

>> No.14958346

>>14958340
It is the duty of all men to side with the Empire and help what remains of it stand united against the goddamned Elves.

>> No.14958347

>>14958086
>Anubis with a Swimmer's Build
Fantastic taste.

>> No.14958348

>>14958331
That's a dream I can support

>> No.14958353

>>14958347
But art when?

>> No.14958354

>>14958337
And you think that gives you power over her.
Now she's gonna have power over you.
When you kiss your wife tonight, your mouth will reek of dogcunt.

>> No.14958358

>>14958346
>implying the skyrim empire isn't just the Thalmor's fucboi

>> No.14958362

>>14958346
>Caring about the empires of men when you could be hiding in snow with a qt Skaal elf waiting to ambush a passing deer
>Caring about the empires of men when you could be cuddling your volkihar vampfu as you stare across the frozen oceans and discuss magic, culture and the daedra

>> No.14958363

>>14958354
Sorry anon, but that's not happening. Hellhounds are one of my top three least liked girls.

>> No.14958364

>>14958314
Story about battle-nut salamander when?

>> No.14958365

>>14958358
>>14958362
Traitors, traitors everywhere.

>> No.14958367

>>14958166
>Dat Ahri
I feel as though this artist's talents could be put towards better things.

>> No.14958370

>>14958363
You're such a good rape game player.

>> No.14958373

>>14958363
Not him, but I want to know why you dislike them.
there kinda meh to me.

>> No.14958381

>>14958362
>implying ignoring the elves will make them not come for you and make you're waifu cry
>implying the vampires aren't just gonna kill you
Western monstergirls a shit anon.
Remember that.

>> No.14958383

>>14958304
>Haughty and arrogant, the eldar extremely long lived creatures who view their inability to procreate without 'Mon-keigh' as a curse, said necessity caused thanks to an unfortunate even where their species created a goddess of lust due to their debauchery and their natural aptitude for the psychic arts.
>Due to said event, the eldar now focus on controlling their emotions by creating 'path's' that allow them to unleash certain emotions without fear.
>It goes without saying but many of these path's are used in warfare where the eldar, in addition to preserving their races existence and acquiring husbands.
>Each path is tied to an emotion and, while walking down that path, each eldar lets the emotion tied to it rage free.
>The burning path of the fire dragon allows them to be passionate and aggressive while the path of the howling banshee is one of grace, their dance like movements and haunting love songs distracting their victims till they can close.
>The path of the striking scorpion allows them to sneak up upon their men and drag them into the bushes for 'quality time' while the brooding dark reapers pose as sulking, depressing figures with large guns and an aura that demands a lonely man cuddle them.
>The paths are many but, ultimately, all of them lead to the eldar bringing a husband back to the craftworld, a presence they will only begrudgingly accept as a necessity.
>Although difficult to verify, it seems that the eldar only keep their trademark, aloof face up when they are out in public, letting their true emotions free quite a bit more at home when they are with husbands and family.
>The paths that the eldar walk down doesn't end outside at home, however, and a man whose wife is at one of the shrines will soon find that the attitude or emotion associated with that path will become dominant.
>Some husbands like this so much that their wife stays in the path so he can better enjoy this face of her, eventually ending with her becoming a permanent fixture in the path known as a Exarch.
>Exarch's are unable to leave this path and, as such, are paragons of those emotions and masters of their trade, although they don't seem to mind the former if the happy husbands and kids are anything to go by.

It's both too long and too short to cover all of eldar but there you go.

>> No.14958392

>>14958381
Oi. Vamps a loyal, m8

>> No.14958393

>>14958370
I'm playing no such game anon, that Hellhound is going home alone and unfucked.

>>14958373
They just don't appeal to me, everything they're known for just rubs me the wrong way.

>> No.14958394

>>14958264
>>14958285
Egyptian Amulet!

>> No.14958402

>>14958393
fair enough.

>> No.14958409

>>14958381
>make you're waifu cry
Please, what do a buncha stuck up high elves want with a ravaged, ashblasted island up the frozen north?
>implying the vampires aren't just gonna kill you
Implying I didn't bring so many male thralls with me they aren't all too busy fucking drinking and being pregnant to try

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14958415

Anyone else ever get the feeling you'd get more writefagging done if you spent less time here?

>> No.14958416

Goodnight Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to study up on your etiquette for dealing with the elven nobility.
Don't want to make a mistake now do you?

>> No.14958420

>>14958416
Mistake? Like touching their ears?

>> No.14958422

>>14958416
Why would I need to know that?

>> No.14958423

>>14958420
Ear touching, meat eating, general groping of the chest and rear area.

>> No.14958425

>>14958415
Think? That's scientifically proveable fact. My attention span has gone to zero too, I need to do something about that.

>> No.14958427

>>14958423
Now listen here missy, when in 'murrica you damn well eat like a 'murrican!

>> No.14958430

>>14958423
You're either getting dragged along with a wife or getting brought there by a friend to see if you could get some of the flirty maids.

>>14958427
But then she'd get fat.
No one wants a fat elf.

>> No.14958434

>>14958423
>meat eating
>mistake
God damn bunch of hippies, I'm going to eat a nice steak while I grope their breasts and butts and they can't stop me.

>> No.14958439

>>14958430
>no one wants a fat elf

Please don't make unnecessary death flags.

>> No.14958441

Human men are so scary!

>> No.14958443

>>14958430
>>14958422
See the first answer.

>>14958434
Please no, they may get flustered and huffy

>> No.14958447

Ever wonder what a dark priest would be like as one of those evangelist power speakers?

>> No.14958452

>>14958434
Well I hope you like getting raped then.

>> No.14958453

>>14958439
Oh come on.

You act like someones going to get pounced by an overweight elf.
That's just crazy.

I mean, look at me! I'm an untouched virgin!
They'd go for someone with experience if anything.

>> No.14958454

>>14958443
I don't care if they get flustered, this is what they deserve for insulting my way of life!

>> No.14958457

>>14958452
Anon please, Elves can only rape the scrubbiest of the scrubs.

>> No.14958458

>>14958441
I know, right? But they're not so bad once you keep them in line.

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14958459

>>14958441
>Not Wood Elves.

>> No.14958464

>>14958454
Such an uncouth young man!

>> No.14958466

>>14958443
Fine, I'd guess I would do some light reading up so I could fuck one of those flirty maids.

>> No.14958472

>>14958466
A wise decision.
Some of them are quite nice looking and the skirts are scandalous!

>> No.14958473

>>14958464
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.14958475

>>14958447
Complain about how caste the media is today.

>> No.14958478

>>14958457
Well they can trick you into rape.
They are supprisingly good at that.
But yeah, they can't overpower-rape you.

>> No.14958480

>>14958409
>Implying I didn't bring so many male thralls with me they aren't all too busy fucking drinking and being pregnant to try
Oh, so you're a cuck.

>> No.14958481

>>14958478
>they can trick you into rape
How does that work when it's not rape if you want it? Are you talking about crazy elven traps involving vines and woodland creatures? Because if you are the [fluid]druids do it better.

>> No.14958484

>>14958478
Those Elves wouldn't be able to trick me, I would be able to see past their tricks!

>> No.14958485

>>14958480
Nigger I don't need a harem. I'm a monogamous man. What, should I NOT distract the other hungry sluts with thralls?

>> No.14958486

>>14958472
How scandalous? Knowing Elves it could be pretty tame to humans.

>> No.14958489

I'm going to rig my house so it will more traps than the home alone movies combined.

Lets see them get me now!

>> No.14958490

>>14958485
Those thralls aren't gonna last long.
Also this doesn't stop you're vampfu from eating you.
Remember, these are skyrim vampires.
You will either die or worse become one of those things that must not be named.

>> No.14958494

>>14958489
What if she's already there?

>> No.14958495

>>14958486
They show their SHINS!

>> No.14958501

>>14958495
Eh, that's not so lewd. Hell that isn't lewd at all.

>> No.14958502
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14958502

Someone's been asking for woman--->monster stuff recently, so here goes a couple of related stories back from the forum I liked enough to save.

Human woman paladin/knight to Succubus:
http://pastebin.com/JXG8zXky

Cute pure Undine to lewd Dark Undine:
http://pastebin.com/QQa8n0bQ

Both courtesy of Newgate.
Enjoy.

>> No.14958505

The MGE could use some evil girls.
Mindflayers and Druella came close, only for KC to paint them as misunderstood liberators.

>> No.14958506

>>14958489
Numerous ways this can fuck up, so lets count them!
1. see>>14958494
2. Hope you got some anit teleport shit up in that house
3. a nightmare could manipulate you to disable the traps
4.Wurm, nuff said
5. Your actions could attract a echidna who likes your makeshift dungeon.

>> No.14958507

>>14953898
Ask if we can watch movies together under a blanket

>> No.14958509
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14958509

>>14958502
>monstergirlunlimited

>> No.14958512

>>14958502
Judge Claude Frollo longed to purge the world of vice and sin~
(Kyrie Eleison~)
And he saw corruption everywhere, except within~
(Kyrie Eleison~)

>> No.14958513

>>14958502
There is at least 2 guys asking for it and I am one of them
Thank you for these comrade.

>> No.14958520

>>14958513
are you sure its not just you?

>> No.14958521
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14958521

There's a thread on /a/ about writing a Light Novel plot and it gave me a wonderful idea.
MILF Wyvern Squad.

>> No.14958522

>>14958520
No
The other guy is Ryback anon

>> No.14958526

>>14958521
Who's the dad?

>> No.14958527

>>14958526
Their respective husbands.

>> No.14958530

>>14958509
It's not some >shit tag just like that, their good stuff is (was) pretty much on par with our good. Vocal minority etc.

>> No.14958532

>>14958506
>Your actions could attract a echidna who likes your makeshift dungeon.
>Echidna doing thinks backwards
Its not how it works, but I want to see it.

>> No.14958535

>>14958490
>Remember, these are skyrim vampires.
So? All I have to do is become her healslut and regenerate my lost vitality after she feeds. I bet all the holy energy would make my blood extra tasty. And volkihar vamps don't kill thralls, or at least, they try not to. It's a pain finding more, you know?

>> No.14958542

>>14958505
Out of context, maybe. In context, they're already in the center of constant shitfests and freedom whining as they are.

>> No.14958547

>>14958502
Oh hey, I remember reading that guy's stuff.

Pretty good. Had some grammar and spelling issues, but otherwise, wrote some pretty nice stories.

That Undine one especially is a lovely read.

>> No.14958559
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14958559

SUBMIT

>> No.14958561

>>14958559
Moths are dumb.

>> No.14958567

>>14958484
But anon, they are really smart and could proboly make you think you want to do it. What will you do then?

>> No.14958569

>>14958559
No! You can't make me.

>> No.14958570
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14958570

>> No.14958571

>>14958567
I'll bop them on the head and go home.

>> No.14958573

>>14958559
Moths are criminally underdrawn.

>> No.14958574

>>14958570
Thanks doc, but no thanks. I'm clean now.

>> No.14958576

>>14958571
But then they'll never leave you alone. They will just follow you home. You will be forced to take responsebility for boping them on the head.

>> No.14958577

>>14958576
I'll bop them again and send them home in skimpy clothing.

>> No.14958583

>>14958577
Atta boy, those elves gotta work harder then that to get what they came lookin' for.

>> No.14958586

>>14958577
They will just come back during the night and try and rape you. And every time you turne them back they'll just return tomorow even more needy. Is this what you want?

>> No.14958593

>>14958583
They will get nothing from me, those elves will not trick me into fucking their needy elf cunts until each and every one of those royal elves are pregnant.

>>14958586
If it gets that bad I'll just hire a Mindflayer to make them forget about me.

>> No.14958602

>>14958593
Careful, you might be the one that ends up getting 'flayed if you don't watch your back. Wouldn't want to end up being a poor sod' who needs to look after all of those elves AND a mindflayer.

>> No.14958603
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14958603

I wonder how heavy lamia tails would be

>> No.14958608
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>>14958603
Miia weighs like 230kg?

>> No.14958612

>>14958593
But anon, a Mindflayer would proboly just mess with your head so you think you want the elfs. And whats not to say the elfs overpayd the Mindflayer to just trick you?

>> No.14958613

>>14958602
Oh come on, she's a trusted source for helping get monster girls off my back. Why would she mess with me?

>> No.14958616

>>14958612
See >>14958613

>> No.14958620

>>14958613

Maybe she's just biding her time until her chance to take you for herself shows up! Never trust a mindflayer, you'll never know your under their spell until they tell you themselves.

>> No.14958622

>>14958620
But anon, she has a husband.

>> No.14958626

>>14958616
What if they just hierd another Mindflayer to do it? I mean, they'll proboly have protektion like gauds and magic. What do you have?

>> No.14958630

>>14958622
Ok, maybe you are safe. Just be careful, i hear the married ones like to play cupid.

>> No.14958631

>>14958626
Then I'll bop the Mindflayer and tell her to go away.

>> No.14958639

>>14958630
She wouldn't do something like that anon.

>> No.14958649

>>14958631
You can't just bop your problems away anon. They'll just come back for more. Bops and head pats are adictive you know...

>> No.14958655

>>14958649
Then I'll just have to start spanking, that'll teach them.

>> No.14958661

>>14958655
You're not wise to the ways of the world my friend.
Gon' get raped boy

>> No.14958663

>>14958626
>hierd
>proboly
>protektion
>gauds

>> No.14958665
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14958665

So how's this?

>> No.14958667

>>14958665
How's what?

>> No.14958671

>>14958667
The clothes, man. The clothes! She's a woman, it's always about the clothes.

>> No.14958674

>>14958665
Idk what it is but it looks nice dude.

if you drew that then props to you man, good job. if not then idk what to really say man. its a dragon lady thing?

>> No.14958676

>>14957219
I never said he was a good writer. He's just not terrible. People like Sukiru Ikeda are terrible writers, whereas Bob can at least form coherent sentences.

I still shy away from his stuff though because it's not my cup of tea

>> No.14958679

>>14958671
She's just wearing her underwear. So what?

>> No.14958680

>>14958676
If you're willing to say good things about Bob, I bet you like Alp too.

>> No.14958682

>>14958661
The only thing getting rape are those god damn elves!

>> No.14958683
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14958683

Why is she so perfect?

>> No.14958684

>>14958682
At least someone's willing to take them off the guys' hand.

>> No.14958687

>>14958684
But I am that guy.

>> No.14958688

>>14958679
You're terrible at this. You're supposed to at least say "no it doesn't make you look fat, dear".

>> No.14958698

>>14957219
Y'know, it's not like every single thing he's ever written includes all or even any of those things.

>> No.14958699

>>14958687
oh whoops. Lost track of the posts. Sorry!

>> No.14958701

Being a mediocre Writefag is like being in the mid-low card in WWE.

I can write something and people will say "oh yeah, you exist"

>> No.14958702

>>14958663
Spelling and having dyslexsia do not go well together.

>> No.14958705

>>14958701
Well it's not like there's anything above mediocrity here.
Which sounds kind of weird.

>> No.14958707

>>14958699
No problem.

>> No.14958709

>>14958688
They make her look ridiculous.

>> No.14958711

>>14958701
I like the "oh yeah, did that thing didn't you? It was allright."
It allways gets me.

>> No.14958719

>>14958702
Not him, but I have the motor skill equivalent
If I don't write slowly it rapes my grammar

>> No.14958734

>>14957710
Bit late but Hard Mode go.
Scylla - Pear shaped - Semen Demon
Blue Oni - Chubby - Semen Demon
Flow Kelp - Pettanko - Bottom heavy
Chochin-Obake - Pettanko - Genki
Echidna - Pettanko - Twin - Love Freak
Echidna Twin - Busty - Bakunyuu
Dormouse - Hour glass shaped - Semen Demon
Well the dice hate me it seems.

>> No.14958735

>>14958711
That's been the reply to half my stuff since I came here.

>> No.14958737

>>14958734
Hey man at least you got a pretty nice Kelp and dormouse combo.

>> No.14958739

I want to throw a motivational succubus at our wrightfags. then we would be great again.

>> No.14958741
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14958741

>>14958683
Because she has an attractive enough beastial loli design with long hair that Jingai Modoki has done fanart, and her canon personality is nothing short of doppleganger badass with few fucks to give.

>> No.14958744

>>14958735
Same here. But I'm a bit happy that people don't hate it.

>> No.14958745
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14958745

>>14958739
There's something wrong with mine.

>> No.14958748

>>14958737
True but having three semen demons will be troublesome.

>> No.14958749

>>14958683
answer is drill hair
ringlets are objectively great

>> No.14958750

>>14958739
>local anon was arrested due to throwing women at people.

>> No.14958753

>>14958683
>>14958741
I want Freddie on my dick!

>> No.14958754

>>14958744
agreed

>> No.14958756

>>14958739
>wrightfags
>dedicated to the construction of only the greatest pyramids and temples

>> No.14958772
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>>14958753
Who wouldn't?

>> No.14958793
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14958793

I'm going fox hunting

>> No.14958794

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/demi-chan-wa-kataritai-r17258/

This is like the MGC sensei if MGE lewdness were replaced entirely with MGE cuteness. Though it seems like the succubi, vamp, yukionna and dullahan are the only ones in this manga. Hope not, I'd like to see hem deal with werewolves or something.

>> No.14958795

>>14958793
But it's Wabbit season.

>> No.14958799

>>14958794
How quaint.

>> No.14958806

>>14958794
>Succubus cake teacher
DOUJINS WHEN?

>> No.14958807

>>14958795
Duck season!

>> No.14958809

>>14958807
Wabbit season!

>> No.14958811

What's the point in posting here if people are only going to shrug their shoulders. It's a lot funnier to just write than actually expose it to people whose default reaction is always going to be "meh."

>> No.14958813

>>14958811
B-but if I don't post my writing here, it's not real, don't you see? It only becomes real after someone else reads it!

>> No.14958815

>>14958809
Mouse season!

>> No.14958818

>>14958815
Andale andale!

>> No.14958823

>>14958813
Just show your mum bud.
I'm sure she'll be proud as punch.

>> No.14958824

>>14958811
Because, anon. Every pastebin story or greentext I write is completely worth it if even one person finds it appealing. I brightened someone's day while spewing mental vomit. I squeal in joy every time sketchanon brings one of my ideas to charming life.
If you're the apathetic one, then you do you. Be happy however you will.

>> No.14958827

>>14958824
I was going to try to mock you for making such a feelsy post man but desu your making butterflies in my stomach and im headin to bed a bit happier after reading that little spiel.

>> No.14958829

>>14958827
holy shit i don't know what autocorrect was thinking turning desu into desu but now im going to bed feeling a little more autistic now.

>> No.14958830
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>>14958824
I envy you.

>> No.14958847

>>14954559
If you're still reading the thread, one quick search on TinEye brought up this

http://exhentai.org/g/548467/f36d81aeec/

Enjoy

>> No.14958852

>>14958793
Oh fuck anon, that's a kumiho!

>> No.14958856

>>14958847
So do I read this one before or after Nise?

>> No.14958861

>>14956988
Good, you deserve it.

>> No.14958864

>>14958852
Doujins have taught me that you just need to turn them into a buttslut before they attack you.
Soon their addiction to a stretched, cum-filled rear will override their desire for your precious liver.

>> No.14958866

>>14958861
At least he'll find a pretty human girl one day.

>> No.14958871

>>14958866
>human girls
>pretty
Pretty disgusting!

>> No.14958876

>>14958856
I want to slap you through the monitor

But I'm not a trans-dimensional succubus

So all I have is ineffectual threats

>> No.14958877
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14958877

Anyone write about those Swamp Kelps yet?

>> No.14958885

>>14958871
You never know, she might Alp into a beautiful butterfly with all that mana in the air.

>>14958877
But they stink worse than oomukades!

>> No.14958887

>>14958885
>stink worse than oomukades!
Hence the flowers.

>> No.14958893

>>14958871
You do know that almost all monster girl profiles are about how girls can be changed into monster girls right? That this mainly involves some inter species lesbian foreplay until the girl starts forming tails, wings and the like?

>> No.14958897

>>14958866
Imagine how anti monster human women would be.
Bitches are fucking vicious.

>> No.14958905

>>14958897
Only the first generation. Once you raise them with monsters they'll just accept it. I mean, it's not them that's being raped all the time.

>> No.14958906

>>14958897
Monster girls will be Trans issues 2: Electric Sex Boogaloo.

Oh you thought changing bodies is bad, wait til people start hearing about changing your species too!

>> No.14958907

>>14958906
But anon, human women will hate Monsters because Monster Girls embrace sex with men.

>> No.14958908
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14958908

>>14958876
Can you send me a trans-dimensional succubus?
I would like a succubus.

>> No.14958909

>>14958905
But they are serious competition.

>>14958906
But this would be a good thing. We would get more monstergirls out of this.

>> No.14958920

>>14958893
Yeah and the greentext cited an invasion event so I was kinda guessing there was less conversion going on and more cultural infiltration style takeover.
And why did you need to tell me about the lesbian foreplay anon? You could have just said conversion; are you trying to upset some of the more autistic posters in this thread?

>> No.14958921

>>14958907
>have sex be slut
>not have sex be angry virgin slut

I hate my american purefaggotry culture

Europeans and the japanese make better porn anyways.
>>14958909
Next thing you'll hear is purefags everywhere denouncing them as unnatural disgusting hedonists taking our women and men and turning them into literal monsters with nothing but sex on the brain.

>> No.14958922

>>14958909
Only if you want to compete for someone, and if it comes to that women will hate the player, not the game.
And don't forget the new market for dudes who refuse the monster pussy.

>> No.14958925

>>14958921
>Europeans and the japanese make better porn anyways
Now that I think about it, that's the only porn I've ever seen.

>> No.14958926

>>14958920
Half the time we actually discuss corruption some purefag gets personally insulted at the idea that the conversion process isn't

>bippity boppity semen demon

>> No.14958927

>>14958905
Human women place an extreme amount of emphasis on social capital.
With monster girls in the picture, they're not just losing some social capital, they're all but removed from the social ladder. Their competition completely blows them out of the water in every aspect.
>Won't cheat
>Far more domesticated
>Better, more frequent sex
>"Exotic" features

>> No.14958928

>>14958927
>inb4 crusader fags shit up the conversation

>> No.14958932

>>14958922
Some of them would just be jealous of how may men the monstergirls are taking way, not to mention all the jobs monstergirls would be better then human women at.

>> No.14958940

>>14958932
>not believing a shit ton of men would be muscled out cause monster girls who know better
>not believing a massive chunk left would be eyecandy

>> No.14958943

>>14958927
>>14958932

I'm sure there are a hell of a lot of men who wouldn't give a fuck about being faithful or better sex or even that they're just prettier, because they're not human. Unless it's a fantasy setting where you can get raped and kidnapped, a lot of people would never have sex with a monster girl, because in their mind and the mind of people around them it's just not right, and not just for religious reasons.

>> No.14958945

>>14958926
Can you detail to me how that happens because my memory seems to tell me it goes 'Allahu ackbarrrr-semen demon'
And partial transformation doesn't seem attractive in the slightest, I'd much rather have manmonomana just work its wonders in one go.

>> No.14958948

>>14958940
>>not believing a shit ton of men would be muscled out cause monster girls who know better
Delete this.

>> No.14958950

>>14958926
You just know the Sabbath has an elder Witch somewhere who converts girls into "magical princesses" with that musical number.
Before they know it, they're attending the ball in their finest birthday suit and matching gold accessories.

>> No.14958953

>>14958943
Seriously I feel like too many anons here do not understand that our fetish is a niche in a niche.

>> No.14958956

>>14958940
I've read your post more than three times and still don't understand what the fuck you're trying to say.

>> No.14958962

>>14958953
>be in the Queen's Navy
>been months at sea
>haven't seen a single woman except the wooden one at the front of the ship
>get splinters in dick
>shit
>don't want to have sex with other guys, that's punishable by death anyway
>OH LOOK, MERMAIDS!
Niche or not, our traditions are long and fine.

>> No.14958964

>>14958945
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Large_Mouse

or Raiju for example

>> No.14958968

>>14958953
Only talking about sex on the internet does that to you. Vanilla in this thread is irredeemably creepy in real life.

>>14958962
>don't want to have sex with other guys, that's punishable by death anyway
That's what cabin boys are for.
Also bestiality is the lowest you can go.

>> No.14958969

>>14958956
Same old /mgt/ ramblings about how monster girls are vastly superior in every single way compared to humans.

>> No.14958970

>>14958956
Monster girls. Who are better at women at their jobs, who are magically superior, intellectually superior and physically superior to men as well, might get the idea that men should stay home while they, as the superior species, should take care of the house. As most monstergirls are dominant by design. Do you get me Shirou?

>> No.14958975

>>14958953
Sure, we may be the only ones stroking our dicks to Ushi-Onis and Basilisks, but the more vanilla ones like catgirls would have people lining up around the block for a taste.

>> No.14958977

>>14958968
>Only talking about sex on the internet does that to you. Vanilla in this thread is irredeemably creepy in real life.
Good.

>>14958969
Just mostly. But they love you even if you are weak an flawed.

>> No.14958978

>>14958977
No thanks, I'd rather not associate myself with some bitch who looks down on me.

>> No.14958984

>>14958978
She's not looking down on you, she's accepting you for your flaws.

>> No.14958986

>>14958978
Then I guess you're not gonna like a whole lot of monster girls in the first place. Alot of them would, even if it's the more

>It's okay Anon, your physiology is to blame for your weakness

Expect to hear that alot

>> No.14958991

>>14958975
>cat ears
>cat tail
>keeps saying nice to meowt you

You're seriously dislocated from reality. Sure they'll be 4channers and redditers lining up, but Chads, workin' men and wannabe normalfags would never tap that. It's still too different.

>> No.14958994

>>14958984
She can go to hell.

>>14958986
Then I guess I would have to stick to human women then.

>> No.14958995

>>14958975
>No ears on the side of their heads
>Prehensile tails
>fangs
>may/may not paws

Most people think that people who have these things on them are autistic, imagine if those are real

>> No.14958996

>>14958970
Sounds beautiful. Like swords and seigi. But it won't stop the majority of people who don't want to fuck the monster cunny from showing up to work.

>> No.14958998

>>14958994
Jokes on you, with the discovery of monster girls and integration into society about half of all women are already semen demons in disguise.

But seriously though fuck patronizing assholes. It's not sexy or endearing you're just coming off like some prick treating other people like toddlers.

>> No.14958999

>>14958994
Don't be like that anon. She just wants to help you.

>> No.14959000

>>14958996
>Sounds beautiful.
Only to you and other that share your bad taste.

>> No.14959004

>>14958996
Anon you do understand it's the magical vag of male mind break right?

>> No.14959007
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>>14958995
But anon, ears on the sides of your head are superior. Especially long fluffy ones.

>> No.14959008

>>14958991
Well that's why they're normalfags. because they have shit taste. But there might be a few men willing to have a fling with the more vanilla girls if only to brag.

>> No.14959009

>>14958999
She can help me by going away and never coming near me again.

>> No.14959011

>>14959007
To each their own, I'm okay with either.

>> No.14959012

>>14959004
Not to me faggot, male mindbreak is for beta subhumans. Same with househusband faggotry.

>> No.14959013

>>14959009
Swiggity swoogity she's coming for your booty

Stop playing hard to get Anon, deep down you truly want to be with her

>> No.14959014

>>14959009
She's going to help you by headpatting that grumpiness away.

>> No.14959016

>>14959012
>Implying you can beat the V

meninists pls go and stay go

>> No.14959017

>>14959013
No, I really don't. Patronizing cunts aren't my kind of women.

>>14959014
She's not going to put her hand anywhere near me.

>> No.14959024

>>14959016
The v is nothing special. Only scrub scums lose to that.

>> No.14959028

>>14959017
I don't know. It sounds like you need headpats to me.

>> No.14959034

>>14959028
I'm not some kind of child, I don't need any headpats.

>> No.14959035

>>14959024
Spoken like someone straight out of my doujins.

>> No.14959037

>>14959034
Yes you do, Mister grumpy bear.

>> No.14959039
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14959039

Nevermore.

>> No.14959042

>>14959035
Life isn't like your trash doujins.

>>14959037
No, I don't.

>> No.14959044

>>14959039
>Oggaty Boggaty, where dem cousins at?
t. Edgar Allen Poe

>> No.14959045

>>14959039
>Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!”
Quoth the Raven “She's a whore"

>> No.14959048

>>14959013
I'll only accept a patronizing wife if she's a haughty ojou-sama of genuine intellectual superiority. So that no matter how accomplished and clever I am, I'm still her adorable little bimbo husband who gets to spectate her cruel dominance of the world around her while tucked in her comfy embrace.
Actually, can I just get Tanuki Luvia? That'd be swell. The sort of swell where you have to take off your pants. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1QY76d-40

>> No.14959050

>>14959042
Yes you do, and hugs and kisses as well.

>> No.14959051

>>14959045
WHY YOU LITTLE!

>> No.14959054

>>14959044
Maledom is cancer.

>> No.14959058

>>14959050
Not from a bitch like her.

>>14959054
You're cancer.

>> No.14959063

>>14959058
Nope, you're getting all the cuddles.

>> No.14959065
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14959065

So what are you doing to better yourself today?

>> No.14959066

>>14959048
I love this channel. But
>genuine intellectual superiority
We are talking about women here.

>> No.14959070

>>14959065
The same thing I do every day!
Nothing.

>> No.14959071

>>14959066
Nay son, Monster Girl Women

>> No.14959074

>>14959070
Come on boy, at least do some squats!

>> No.14959075

>>14959063
I'll take cuddles from a woman that doesn't deserve a curbstomp.

>> No.14959077

>>14959071
Women are women anon, nothing changes.

>> No.14959080

>Monster girls become real
>Society is not very friendly to them, but also not openly antagonistic
>Fall in love with an Echidna who's suspicious of your motivations
>Eventually break through her shell
>Normalfag plebs will never know the comfort and joy of waking up wrapped in her coils while your two daughters, one an Echidna like her mother and the other a Kitsune, pester you both to get up so they can open their Christmas presents

>> No.14959082

>>14959065
I had a long, hard look at myself and realised what I need to do is make an impressionable young girl so attached to me that when the genetic technology becomes available in 50 years time she'll monster herself for me.
In the meanwhile I'm buying army surplus for 2017

>> No.14959086

>>14959082
Ah, the longshot Genji plan.
A classic.

>> No.14959094

>>14959077
>nothing changes in women
>in monster girl thread

wat is wrong wif u

>> No.14959096

>>14959094
Monster girls are sluts made to be pumped and dumped.

>> No.14959097

>>14959080
And best of all they're paying for your child support welfare! When will they learn?

>> No.14959105

>>14958811
It's not like the anons going "meh" somehow devalue your writing.

>> No.14959110

>>14959097
That's approaching nigger territory anon.

>> No.14959111
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14959111

>>14959105
Of course it does, mate. "Meh" is what motivates Gru to ever greater acts of villainy.

>> No.14959112

>>14959111
I really, really like this image.

>> No.14959116

>>14959112
It's a proper Oomukade. We don't get a lot of those in these threads.

>> No.14959118

>>14959112
It's all yours my friend :)

>> No.14959127
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14959127

>>14959116
>Giantess shit
>Proper Oomukade
Come on now, I like my Oomukades to be fearsome predators too but that's stretching it a little.

>> No.14959130

>>14959111
>>14959127
I want to smell her!

>> No.14959131

>>14959130
I hate you Alp.

>> No.14959137

>>14959127
I like to think she's just long. The actual body would only be Amazon sized. Haven't you heard of giant centipedes?

>> No.14959142

>>14959127
But Anon, that is THE Oomukade. The one and only. A terror so great that dragons feared it. A creature so threatening that only a saliva tipped arrow to the brain was able to bring it down.

http://www.japanpowered.com/folklore-and-urban-legends/tawara-toda-lord-bag-rice

>> No.14959143

How'd monstergirls deal with serial killers?

>> No.14959146

>>14959143
Send the specialist Yandere Unit after them. Then revive the victims because lolmagic.

>> No.14959150

>>14959143
Kill them.

>> No.14959159

>>14959143
Kumihos. There is a reason they are allowed to live. They're the perfect manhunters.

>> No.14959163
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14959163

My name is Anon and I am addicted to Oomukade venom.

>> No.14959165

>>14959163
>big tits on a 'mukade
Well now.

>> No.14959166

>>14959143
>be serial killer
>gotta answer the call of my dark masters
>going around, looking for women to cut up
>lurkin' in an alley, waiting for bitches to walk past
>feel a hand on my shoulder
>better get me crazy face on for the trial
>it's a lich
>she tells me that my killings are a thing of beauty, a transcendence of the moral in a quest for the truth that lurks behind the gaping void of death, etc etc
>blah blah blah, lets go kill someone

Can't beat the chuunis anon.

>> No.14959167

>>14959127
You know what I'd like, drawfags to make more oomukade fanart. We already have a Gazerfag with his pile of cash where's the thrifty oomukade fags and their demands of commissions?

>> No.14959169

>>14959165
Oh sure they look big and milky, but I wouldn't trust it.
I hear those smelly losers lactate soymilk.

>> No.14959171
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14959171

>>14959137
I'd be okay with that, although now my mind has started picturing an Amazonian Oomukade. Dark skin, tribal tattoos the same colour as her venom lines and cover a good portion of her upper body. Mainly to hide where her venom lines are and make it harder to locate her weakness.

Give her clothes made out of furs/pelts and a necklace made out of bone and she's ready for the part.
>>14959163
I'm not addicted I swear, I could quit any time I wanted.

>> No.14959172

>>14959166
>this is how a Lich makes babies

>> No.14959175

>>14959163
The fuck's with her tail? It looks so thin and malnourished.

>> No.14959176

>>14959163
This is the first step to a cure Anon.
Now remember, your Oomukade will always be there for you, like a big warm security blanket.

>> No.14959177

>>14959143
Swiftly and without mercy.

>> No.14959182

>>14959167
Oomukade was actually next on my list of commissions, I'm slowly working through my top 10 and sharing the love between them.

I'm slow with these things though.

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14959185

>>14959171
I can fulfill one of those criteria.

>> No.14959190

>>14959182
Oh okay no need to rush things. Take your time to make the best quality art you can make.

Mind if I ask which drawfag you are?

>> No.14959193

>>14959185
D-Doc? You don't look so good.

>> No.14959197
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14959197

SO how about them lolis?

>> No.14959199

>>14959185
Wait a sec, you're not the usual doc.
>>14959190
Oh, a mistake with my wording there. I pay for commissions, not draw them. I wish I was good enough to make money like that.

>> No.14959200

>>14959131
I can't help it! Give me a delicious brown Oomukade to spend all day sniffing!

>> No.14959202

>>14959193
That's the Sultanpede, not the Doc.

>> No.14959205

>>14959197
Sabbath is best faction.
Flat is justice.
Lolicon is the true path.

But it's ok, not everyone can be right. Leave them to their saggy sacks of fat.

>> No.14959207

>>14959197
Well I can't complain. They are cute.

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14959211

>>14959197
They're cute. Especially if they're monsters who aren't usually that size.

>> No.14959214

>>14959048
Now I have a bohohohohohoner.

>> No.14959252

>>14959200
Can't you just write about Andrea masturbating like you said you would?

>> No.14959253

>>14958665
Agnaktor cosplay? Neat, I guess.
Come back when you find an agnaktor monstergirl.

>> No.14959270
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14959270

Uh oh, it looks like you managed to make an Oni mad.

What the hell did you do and how do you calm her down?

>> No.14959271

going by RPG standards, I shall grind my abilities to be +5 to wherever the fuck I'm adventuring thus making me rape free

>> No.14959272

>>14959200
Gee willikers you're a faggot.

>> No.14959274

>>14959270
I told her I'm not a MetalMorphosis fan. I compliment her shirt anyway.
>>14959272
Golly! Isn't that a wee bit harsh, amigo?

>> No.14959279

>>14959270
But I didn't do anything, I haven't even met that woman! But I guess I'll calm her down by taking her to a bar of her choice.

>> No.14959280

>>14959270
I told her I could beat her in one move.

I calm her down by hitting her with THE DROPKICK OF SHAME!

>> No.14959285

>>14959270
I told her I don't drink alcohol.
She took offense to that.
I defended my choice.
Things got out of hand.
I asked if she could only pick up drunk guys.
Then she gave me ten seconds to run.
At this point, I think my best bet is to stick to my guns and drive out of town for a week.

>> No.14959298

>>14959280
That's the way, anon! The only method for winning in a world of monstergirls is chuuni antics.
How can you say you love a girl if you can't even run up the side of a building to catch her?

>> No.14959299

>>14959270
>cruelty to stop signs
This will not stand!

>> No.14959300
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14959300

Yay for Echidas!

>> No.14959304

>>14959300
I wish there was more art of her with her hair down

>> No.14959312

>>14959300
So what is the gestation period for an Echidna like?
Nine months? Two months? Does it vary based on the type of monster she's birthing?
Like for another Echidna or similarly powerful monster maybe she's preggers for a year or two and then for her Large Mouse daughter it's just a month?
Does having sex during that time affect the gestation? The species of daughter? The quality of said daughter's power?
Is every birth an egg? Live? Is it based on type of daughter?
Can Echidnas have litters or is it a single birth each time?

I have to know for reasons.

>> No.14959320
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14959320

Breeding sex with the wolfgirls in heat!

>> No.14959327

>>14959300
Echidnas are the best mothers, I wish my mom was an Echidna, I'd have so many sisters to play with

>>14959312
>Does having sex during that time affect the gestation? The quality of said daughter's power?
This has been answered in the books

As for all the other questions, you have to headcannon their answer

>> No.14959328

>>14959320
T-that's sure some interesting body hair, miss shadow wolf.
Wolfgirls are scary.

>> No.14959343

>>14959327
>This has been answered in the books
Not him, but I can't seam to find where it's wrighten. can you give me a tl;dr of it or a link?

>> No.14959351

>>14959270
I told her she was too big for the bouncy castle at my nephew's birthday.

It did not go over well.

>> No.14959355

>>>/vg/135591498

Did you know this was a thing? 'cause I didn't.
I know /tg/ and /d/ run monstergirl threads pretty constantly, but now we have a vidya mirror of /mgg/?

>> No.14959356
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14959356

BREEDING A LAMIA

FATHERING A LAMIA

HAPPY LAMIA FAMILY LIFE

>> No.14959359

>>14959327
>You'll never be the otouto of a half dozen older sisters who fawn and fuss over you endlessly

>> No.14959375

>>14959356
Post the rest of this

>> No.14959390

>>14959356
good end.

>> No.14959396

>>14959343
"Pregnant Monsters" section in World Guide I: Fallen Maidens

>>14959359
>Your Echidna eldest sister will never protect you from bullying

>> No.14959410

>>14959396
Echidna households are surely the most interesting, you can practically have any kind of sister you desire.

>> No.14959416

>>14959410
But Anon, you can't choose your family.

>> No.14959417

>>14959396
>"Pregnant Monsters" section in World Guide I: Fallen Maidens
thank you anon.

>> No.14959434

>>14959356
>tfw you will never make a lamia pregnant
Why live?

>> No.14959437

>>14959416
But what if the family chooses you?

>> No.14959440

>>14959434
Dopamine is pretty nice.

>> No.14959448
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14959448

>No "shart hair" tag
>No "Fit" or "toned" tag

Why does Sadpanda continue to fail me?

>> No.14959451

>>14959448
Shart hair sounds kind of horrifying.

>> No.14959452

>>14959448
>shart hair
scat fetishists please leave

>> No.14959454

>>14959448
>No "Fit" or "toned" tag
Don't they use "muscles" or something like that as that tag?

>> No.14959458
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14959458

I want to play vidya with snakes

>> No.14959462

>>14959448
I just noticed the bikini-bottoms on her tail

>> No.14959474

>>14959454
A combo of 'female:muscle' and 'tomboy' is probably the closest he's going to get to specific tags.

I would imagine muscle might take it too far in some cases though.

>> No.14959481

>>14959474
It does

>> No.14959482

>>14959437
>Anon is a homeless kid living in the streets who eats out of trashcans
>A genki Kobold,almost his age, sees him and forcefully drags him to her house
>7 monster girls of different species gather around him
>Cleaning him up, giving him food, asking him questions...
>The Jorou-Gumou quickly threads him brand new clothes
>The Holstaur big sister mutters something about giving him milk
>The young Tanuki hands him a small bag of candy and a badly written contract
>Quickly after, the Echidna mother enters the house and immediately decides to officially adopt him
>And thus Anon became part of that family without uttering a single word

>> No.14959484

>>14959474
Yeah, but that would happen regardless I think.
Why typing 'fit' doesn't redirect you to 'muscle' is byond me.

>> No.14959489

>>14959482
... I want this.

>> No.14959495

>>14959484
Fit and muscle are different. "Fit" is just a girl who plays sports or something, "muscle" is like /d/-tier shit.

>> No.14959498

>>14959495
While true, seeing that they don't have the 'fit' tag, the most logical thing is that it would redirect you to the tag that it goes under. In this case 'muscle'.
I dono you can create new tags on sadpanda but you need to have a high moderator power to do that.

>> No.14959524

>>14959448
>shart hair
Maybe it's just a girl with an Irish accent
>Begorrah, the wee lass in shart hair is goin after anon again

>> No.14959527

Huh. Turns out hair length is just under bad tags on the tagging guidelines.

Go figure.

>> No.14959542

>>14959527
That's stupid though, considering hair is a large part of a woman's appeal.

>> No.14959556

>>14959542
It seems to be an odd one out of the listed examples. I would say yeah that's an oversight on their part and they probably only listed it because every gallery would need a hair tag for the girl(s) that is the focus and retards would keep tagging every girl regardless of if she has any action or not.

Presence rule is hard to follow for some.

>> No.14959558

>>14958953
>/mgt/ genuinely thinks it isn't normalfag again

>> No.14959562

>>14959542
It annoys me that I bring this up as the main reason I dont like laura in the new street fighter and my friends laugh at me

>> No.14959564

>>14959558
>Implying it's not another '/d/ makes a we're not so different' speech again

>> No.14959576

>>14959564
the reason we are different is that the only thing we talk about is just how cute/ sexy monsters are, as opposed to all the /d crap MGE endorses.

monstergirls on /d are TF and corruption while we are wives and daughters

>> No.14959581

>>14959576
It still annoys me that even if it's used as a joke, TG is the most accepted /d fetish here

>> No.14959584

>>14959576
So /d/ is the place for the porn and /mgt/ is the hugbox?

>> No.14959597

>>14959576
I was referring more to a /d/ fag tries to drag monstergirls in general down to the level of the really hated fetishes by trying to say monstergirls are some tiny niche and therefore shouldn't balk at vore and watersports and all the rest.

It's as regular and predictable and predicatable as the sunrise for their opening argument.

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14959604

>>14959524
I want a nice gaelic MG lass

>> No.14959606

>>14959581
Corruptionfags really aren't that common here, and most of the time they just shitpost about corrupting paladins. But nobody argues that it's not allowed or anything if that's what you mean.

>> No.14959615

>>14959606
Nah I'm not saying its not allowed here, its just that your more likely to get what you want on /d in terms of corruption, maledom and girl-montergirl TF.

>> No.14959622

>daughteru asks for help with homework
>4x+2y=36
>"Simple" you say. "x = 4,5 and y = 9" you tell her, proud of yourself
>"But dad, prove it!"
What do?

>> No.14959624

Well, the main reason why monstergirls aren't /d/ is basically because you can definitely make images, animations, or games of monster girls that is work safe and still suited for all ages.

Now try making work-safe fetish of anything on /d/. Make a reverse rule 34, can any anon do it? Work-safe scat? Work-safe inflation?

>> No.14959628

>>14957397
I think those odd-one-outs are intended to be depictions of a/the demon lord.

>> No.14959632

>>14959606
I'm a corruption fag and I'm more into A lilim messing with just about everyone then just palladins

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14959637

>>14959622
>helping with math homework
Aww hell naw.

>> No.14959640

>>14959622
>Having two variables
Isn't that some advanced mumbo jumbo math? i have not seen much of math myself but all i have seen is only about one variable, more than that and it turns complex as fuck.

>> No.14959641

>>14959624
transformation and corruption can be made pretty worksafe,

look a that one Aladdin ep where jasmine became a lamia

>> No.14959642

>>14959604
Gaelic elves sound perfect.

>> No.14959647

>>14959622
I'd give her teacher a stern talking to for making a child solve an equation with two unknowns, without providing her with another equation within the same system of linear equations.

>> No.14959648

>>14959622
Okay let's see here. Divide by 4
x+0,5y=9
subtract 0,5y for
x=9-0,5y
and, uhh, you do the rest, kid!

>> No.14959653

>>14959640
For that one equation, x and y could almost be anything... There's no limit to the possible range of values for both x and y. Another equation required to have a definite answer. It's called simultaneous equations for a reason.

4x + 2y = 36
4x = 36 - 2y
x = (36 - 2y)/4

At this point you can define anything as x and you'll get a corresponding y to satisfy the equation.

>> No.14959656

>>14959653
In other words, this is a linear graph.

y = -2x + 18

>> No.14959657

>>14959642
Aren't the gaelics the ones that went full body painting into battle and stuff? not sure if i want a savage waifu.

>> No.14959658
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14959658

>suddenly math
Okay, I can do this too! If you have one Wurm and one pie, how many more pies do you need?

>> No.14959662

>>14959658
none.
she's got her pie, I can go home

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14959663

>>14959656
>>14959653
>>14959648
>>14959640
I think someone may have tricked you lot into helping them with homework or some shit

>> No.14959667

>>14959662
Okay, you're pretty smart. Let's try something harder.
If you have one Wurm and one smart anon, how many times can they have sex over the weekend?

>> No.14959668

>>14959663
Impossible. None of those kniggas knew to apply the quadratic equation for a proper solution.

>> No.14959672

>>14959657
Gaelics get a bad rap for being barbarians thanks to the Romans. Really they were a rather cultured group.

>> No.14959673

>>14959663
I want to use that french bread on her in a lewd manner.

>> No.14959688

>>14959672
I would like a qt Roman Elf waifu tho

>> No.14959691

>>14959688
The empire has a strict "no Elves allowed" policy. You can have as many Alps as you want though.

>> No.14959697

>>14959688
Rome is shit, honestly.

>> No.14959698

>>14959697
Not as shit as [insert anon's country here]

>> No.14959699

>>14959691
>>14959697
Don't worry, the emperor is going to make Rome great again.

>> No.14959702

>>14959699
We're building a new circus it's gonna be HUEG!

>> No.14959707

>>14959667
Well if they have an average of 6 times a day over 2 days that is 12. Oh! and one broken pelvis as well.

>> No.14959708

>>14959707
>broken pelvis
Aha! You didn't factor in the fact that Wurm is firm but gentle.

>> No.14959711

>>14959328
She just look scary. Kagerou is actually just a huge scaredy-cat who gets all that fur during the full moon. She'll be putty in your hands if you start stroking and running your fingers through her fur.

>> No.14959715

>>14959708
Damn it! I guess I need to study more.

>> No.14959725
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14959725

I want a pure, utterly innocent MG that just so happens to be yandere. Maybe a Titania or a Unicorn.

>> No.14959727

>>14959622
I want to learn Common Core math with my daughteru!

>> No.14959729

>>14959270
I'll just give her some 160 proof white lightning, I get it from some local moonshiners. This will surely placate her.

>> No.14959740

>>14959270
I turned her wine into water because I was trying to show a magic trick.

Guess I'll just try to impress her with the strength in my legs by running. Jesus help me

>> No.14959741

>>14959740
>asking for help from a hippie with a foot fetish
>the ogre has bare feet
Anon, this is not the route you want to take.

>> No.14959742

>>14959725
Why is she so yandere for me, and is this yandere succubus a sweetheart?

>> No.14959752

>>14959741
That's what you think! I'll call Jesus-san and proceed to hook them up.

I'm sure she'll forgive me if I find her a husband, right?

>> No.14959764

>>14959752
>Come hither woman, and let me wash your feet!
>You what?
>Consider the lilies of the field. They please the eye, but are they as lovely as you?
>You hitting on me?
>Do unto others as you would have done unto yourself
>You telling me what to do?
>It is you yourself who said it
>I'll beat you up
>If someone strikes your cheek, turn to them also the other one
>Strike this cheek!
And then Jesus spanks a wet Ogre. He's better at this than I expected.

>> No.14959773

>>14959725
What about a yandere Apsara who has been never been in a relationship but has performed in hundreds of weddings and is obsessed with the idea of marrying you?

>> No.14959784

>>14959725
>Be a Paladin
>All your life you have been groomed to be a fighter and a defender of what's good
>You do not know another life to life and you are pretty content living on the battlefield as you are
>Doing missions to the church you met this innocent but clingy MG that becomes infatuated with you
>You know what the church says, but she seems harmless enough, you let her live
>She starts following you everywhere and saying that she wants to start a family with you
>Things you don't see the sense of, like having a house on a hill and having two dogs while living a humble farmer life
>Since you go to battle very often she gets in danger for it and you have to save her every time
>it doesn't help to the situation though, if anything it fuels her even more
>One day a scout informs you that a village is going to be attacked by bandits and it has no chance of survival if you don't go and help them
>you hurry to save them but on the way you met your clingy MG
>She's blocking your way and she looks different today
>She rants frenetically about all the things she wants to live with you and how happy you two should be with it, while looking as harmless as ever
>Yet you somehow feel threatened
>Not knowing what to do or how to calm her down, you put your hand on the hilt of your sword, the only thing you have been taught to do
Would you fight with her?

Not sure why but that image made me think of a situation like this, a guy who don't even think about having a family and is content with being expendable for the greated good and stuff like that and a girl who loves him but in the other hand don't want him to fight and instead want to live a peaceful life with him, going yandere over time because he doesn't understand her love, how can one resolve such dispaired love?

>> No.14959787

>>14959211
Loli versions of other monsters are better than the actual designated loli monsters.

>> No.14959792

>>14958570
Thanks Doc.

>> No.14959793

>>14959764
I like this visual, it's fun.

>> No.14959795

>>14959793
Jesus is a total deadbeat though. As soon as he's done with her he'll leave and promise he'll come back real soon.

>> No.14959797
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14959797

>>14959784
I'll give in to her demands.

>> No.14959802

>>14959784
I'd fight her then give her a hit to the head that would knock her unconscious then continue being a heroic paladin

>> No.14959803
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14959803

>>14959784
>be a paladin

>> No.14959808

>>14959797
Is that slutty angel a loli? i think she's more embarrased to admit that a loli stole her man rather than hiding him out of the goodness of her heart.

>> No.14959818

>>14959795
She was a drunkard and a belligerent to begin with.

>> No.14959838
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14959838

What kind of toys?

>> No.14959847

>>14959773
>"Another person awakened to a peculiar love for the armpits and body of a child just from a very young apsara innocently waving her hand at him."

This dude sounds patrician as FUCK.

>> No.14959866

>>14959808
I don't think we've seen mature Angels yet.
In that regard, Archangels when?

>> No.14959868

>>14959866
Fuck that, Wheels Revolving Around Themselves With a Thousand Eyes when?

>> No.14959869

>>14959866
Valkyrie

>> No.14959875
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14959875

>>14959868

>>14959869
Valkyries and Archangels are two different things.

>> No.14959877

Yes comrade. At the very center, there's a golden orb. It will grant any wish. If you can reach it, be careful what you wish for.

>> No.14959878

I want to walk happily with smiling Titania Onee-san through the botanical gardens, while holding hands!!!

>> No.14959883

What Monster Girl has the best thighs?

>> No.14959887

>>14959883
Abigail.

>> No.14959890

>>14959877
HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND LET NO ONE BE LEFT BEHIND!

>> No.14959892

>>14959890
Soma for everyone?

>> No.14959896

>>14959883
Fairy Dragon

>> No.14959897
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14959897

>>14959883
I like the thick thighs Gazers are drawn with so often.

>> No.14959903

>>14959887
This

>> No.14959907

>>14959878
>while holding hands!!!
That's because you don't want to get lost right? You only hold her hand so that neither of you can stray away right?

>> No.14959910

>>14959897
Source?

>> No.14959915

>>14959907
>You only hold her hand so that neither of you can stray away right?

Yeah, uh huh, that's what I tell her.

In reality, I'm only a year younger, I really just want to marry and start a family with her!

>> No.14959917

>>14959910
http://i.imgur.com/WkeL5Xe.jpg

>> No.14959919
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14959919

Lamias (of any species) are best.

Fact.

>> No.14959920

>>14959784
Give her the ol' headpat with a swordhilt until she falls over. Make sure she'll live, and then do my job.

Unless she is a titania, not hitting one of those

>> No.14959922

>>14959883
>What Monster Girl has the best thighs?
Wights and lolis

>> No.14959923
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14959923

>>14959883
Jinko

>> No.14959930

>>14959919
Generally true.

Bidpedal humanoids (Succubus, Hellhound, lizardman, etc)>Lamia>Harpy>Mermaid>>>[POWER GAP]>>>Centaur>Slime

>> No.14959932

>>14959919
Did she pick does flowers just for me?

>> No.14959933

>>14959930
>Anything over lamias
No

>> No.14959934

>>14959883
Mandragora

>> No.14959935

>>14959930
>Bidpedal humanoids
literally cosplay-tier

>> No.14959938
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14959938

>>14959935
Who gives a damn?

>> No.14959941
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14959941

>>14959919
That is true. But who is the best lamia?
My vote goes to Echidna.

>> No.14959944

>>14959941
Basilisk and Shirohebi are the 'best' because they are decent, the rest are ass.

>> No.14959945

>>14959941
Child bearing hips?

>> No.14959946
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14959946

>>14959941
Apophis obviously

>> No.14959947

What species makes for the big sister?

>> No.14959951

>>14959941
I want to fuck that snek.

>> No.14959952

>>14959932
Well of course, for who else if not? Her onee-san told her to just rape you, but she wants to seduce you.

>> No.14959953

>>14959947
Surely Wolves make best nee-sans.

>> No.14959954

>>14959946
Ohhoho.
Apophis pleases old men for money!

>> No.14959958

>>14959947
Lamias again.

>>14959954
Luvia please you would make a great Apophis

>> No.14959960

>>14959945
Of course! I mean, who wouldn't want to impregnate a Echidna?

>> No.14959962

>>14959941
>>14959946
I hope KC draws the Echidna with bigger tits than the grapesnek when he finally gets around to redrawing her.

>> No.14959963

>>14959958
Nah, Luvia would need to be a himedere oni.

Rin would be a medusa if anything.

>> No.14959965

>>14959941
>>14959945
>>14959960
Come to think of it. I never read a Echidna story.
Anyone got any good once they can link?

>> No.14959968

>>14959962
Me as well.

She's gotta feed those kids somehow.

>> No.14959969

>>14959952
Well good on her , as she made the right choice in romancing me instead of rape. Also she should come on over to my house, so we can learn more about each other and find the best place to put these flowers, plus I have a pool so she can come swimming with me if she wants.

>> No.14959970

>>14959941
Basilisk and Shirohebi are the best.

>> No.14959972
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14959972

>>14959965
>This story is more than a year old now
http://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0
Also pic-related.

>> No.14959976

I WANT MY EASILY-EMBARRASSED KUDERE ARCHERY CLUB CAPTAIN CUPID SENPAI TO SHOOT ME IN THE HEART WITH AN ARROW OF LOVE!!!

>> No.14959978

Imagine Y: The Last Man, with Monster Girls. Can you handle this new world with your loyal Kakuen companion?

>> No.14959981

>>14959976
With my luck, I'd get shot in the knee

>> No.14959982

>>14959941
Apophis, Shirohebi and Echidna > The rest

>> No.14959984

>>14959976
Looks like Senpi has noticed you.

>> No.14959985
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14959985

>>14958570
Never really like centipedes. But Manti, I can get behind manti!

>> No.14959988
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14959988

>>14959883
Jinko and Hellhound

>> No.14959990

>>14959985
Do you return their posing?

>> No.14959993

>>14959990
But if I get served and then serve her back, it's on!

>> No.14959998

>>14959993
So you'll just let them serve you without returning fire?
What are you, a square?

>> No.14960001
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14960001

>>14959990
I pose like Jojo instead

>> No.14960002

>>14959988
Correct.

>> No.14960003
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14960003

>>14959998
Bitch I'd devastate that poor bug!

>> No.14960004

>>14959985
AWAKEN, MY MISTRESSES

>> No.14960009

>>14960001
Then it begins.

>>14960003
Then do it!
Show them your moves!

>> No.14960017
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14960017

>>14960009
>Show them your moves!
Okay, here goes!

>> No.14960018

>>14959985
Bravo.

>> No.14960021

>>14960017
>MG dance teams

I kinda want to see this.

>> No.14960023

>>14960017
VR can't come soon enough

>> No.14960024

>>14960017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbdVR64Zv54

>> No.14960025
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14960025

>>14960017
I want yuugi to have more muscles

>> No.14960027

>>14960025
And I want to pat her head.

>> No.14960028
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14960028

>>14960009
Does "it" end when I pat their heads?

>> No.14960029
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14960029

>>14960025
How much more?
>captcha tells me to select street signs
>there aren't any
>select the label on a trash can
>it works
Ahahaha. Silly computer.

>> No.14960030

>>14960025
I want Yuugi to take my virginity.

>> No.14960032

>>14960017
Those are some really bouncy tails.

>> No.14960034

>>14960028
Perhaps.
Your offering is enough to calm them down, preventing 'it' for another day.

I also love that picture, it makes me just want to pat her head even more.

>> No.14960035
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14960035

>>14960029
this is an acceptable amount

>> No.14960038

>>14960035
I could handle a yuugi with some more muscle than that.

>> No.14960042

>>14960034
Of course, why would you not head pat Lala she's too cute no to. Plus she can cuddle with you from behind as you do it, all the while she's blushing like mad and her body is all he while holding you in the tightest of hugs.

>> No.14960048
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14960048

>>14960038
like this?

>> No.14960055

>>14960042
Yeah, a chuuni little reaper would be perfect for me.

>>14960048
Yeah, that would be good.

>> No.14960057
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14960057

>>14960034
Can't I just bring them in and give em something to drink? Why fight when we can enjoy the simple pleasures of life?

>> No.14960066

>be on the run from Them
>dashing through the deep dark woods
>you can hear Them following you, but they're still far off
>keep running even if you stumble
>lose the path, harder to run now, stumble more
>They seem to be further back now, though
>keep running, breath wheezing, it stings in your side now, but got to keep moving
>it's so dark now, the moon is covered by clouds
>oh great, rain
>at least They can't use dogs to sniff you out now
>got to keep moving
>the moss is all wet now
>there's less trees now, and you can't heart Them anymore
>whoa!
>fall in up to your knees
>a swamp?
>it's been a swamp for a while now
>can't hear Them for the rain and wind, but you can see their flashlights in the distance
>no choice
>climb onto dryish ground and head deeper into the swamp
>fall in again
>wade
>They reach the edge of the swamp and turn back
>lost your tracks, did They?
>hahaha
>now all you need to do is skirt around and...
>"Hello"

>> No.14960067
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14960067

>>14960055

>> No.14960070

>>14960057
Hmmm, juice or sugary drinks may hold them off for now, allowing you to make a more permanent accord.

>> No.14960071

>>14960057
Anon, careful!

That image is really cute!

>> No.14960075

>>14960067
I'd still hit it but she needs to eat a sandwich if that waist is anything to go by.

>> No.14960076

>>14960066
And then anon married the Swamp Kelp.

>> No.14960077
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14960077

>>14960070
What about something to eat? Do they have somewhere to sleep?

>> No.14960078

>>14960055
Indeed it would and just for surprise factor, you could give her a scalp massage during the head pats. This of course would cause her blush to grow even bigger as run your hand through her hair. Eventually her her body falls forward, due to feeling so relaxed and finish the session off by giving her a kiss on the cheek.

>> No.14960082
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14960082

>>14960071
Have another cutie

>> No.14960085

>>14960077
Sandwiches are always a good place to start.
And they do have a small appartment they live in, although it's quite cramped.


>>14960078
Cute!
She's cute!

>> No.14960088

>>14959954
I'm glad that you reminded me of this. Don't skip the ending!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1QY76d-40

>> No.14960089
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>>14960085
I've got a couple of guest rooms if they're interested.

>> No.14960090
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14960090

>>14960075
She's on a cut, this is her bulking

>> No.14960092

>>14960082
What exactly is the one with the claws?

>> No.14960093

>>14960089
why is dragon sad

>> No.14960094

>>14960089
I'm sure they wouldn't mind the rooms.
It allows them to travel a shorter distance to speak to you.

>>14960090
Still good.
She should do it more often.

>> No.14960098

>>14960082
>The Jabberwock's awkward pose

>"G-Guys, you can pass it to me anytime"
>"Come on,I won't pop the ball again."
>"P-Promise..."
Why are Miia and the Gazer such bullies?

>> No.14960099

>>14960093
Thingken of anon

>> No.14960100
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14960100

>>14959883
Oni

>> No.14960104

>>14960098
Losing 3 beach balls and 2 volleyballs can harden your heart

>> No.14960105
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14960105

>>14960093
Someone took her favorite piece of treasure, a golden dragon plushy.

>> No.14960113

>>14960085
Indeed Lala is quite the cutie and perfect for giving head pats to. I just want to grab Lala and snuggle with her all day long as I whisper sweet nothings into her ear. I also will nuzzle faces with her, and see just how flustered she from my affection. I can also scratch her ears and chin, causing even more blushing. Of course I would make sure this is all done with copious amounts of head pats and some tickle fighting to put a flustered smile on her face.

>> No.14960114

>>14960092
You really don't recognize her?

>> No.14960115
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14960115

>>14960094
Ok well, I'll be back later, I have errands to run. Feel free to make yourself at home, just don't break or steal anything haha.

>> No.14960116

>>14960105
>golden dragon plushy
>not a gold-haired prince plushy
Do you even into Dragons?

>> No.14960119
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14960119

>>14960114
Nope, why?

>> No.14960120

>>14960105
Why does she need a plushie when she has what looks like a dragon dildo in the top drawer?

>> No.14960121

>>14960115
You'll return home to see them all sitting on the couch and watching TV, antenna twitching in curiosity.

>> No.14960123
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>>14960116
>>14960120
It's special because her father got it for her before going off in the war.

>> No.14960127
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14960127

>>14960121
So, what's good on the tele?

>> No.14960129

>>14960127
Well hello, hello, hello!

>> No.14960131

>>14960123
Why does that cute lizard girl look sad, she's in a wedding dress which implies she's about to have the happiest day of her life, is their a way for me to lift her spirits up?

>> No.14960135
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14960135

>>14960129
Que?

>> No.14960140

>>14960135
I'm saying that girl is fine, yo.

>> No.14960141

>>14960127
Well, they've seen the news, a show about raising kobold pups, a weird documentary on shirohebi sumo wrestlers, and they're currently watching a golem fighting tournament

>> No.14960142
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14960142

>>14960131
She's not sad, just embarrassed. She thinks she looks silly, even though people keep telling her she looks amazing.

>> No.14960147

>>14960067
i heard yuugi has an 8-pack and is shredded

>> No.14960152
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14960152

>>14960141
What're their takes on current events?

>> No.14960153

>>14960142
Well she shouldn't be, she looks amazing and it goes great with her eyes. She should be focusing on the fact she's going to have one of the best day's of her life occur and she gets to be with the one she loves. who might this lovely green haired lady be?

>> No.14960154

>>14960152
we need to build a wall

>> No.14960157
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14960157

>>14960153
I have no clue, sorry Anon

>> No.14960158

>>14960152
They said its sad.
You have to take their word for it as they didn't once show any emotion.

>> No.14960163
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14960163

>>14960154
But Anon, Houris are a Monster Girl of peace!

>> No.14960164
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14960164

>>14960158
Well to get a happier mood I ask about the Kobold pups.

>> No.14960167

>>14960157
That's ok I'll just go and introduce myself to her as she seems like nice enough girl. First thing I'l ask is what's your name and how's your day?

>> No.14960169

>>14960164
The pups were fluffy and were experiencing their first day at the beach.
Many a sandcastle was made and a few were frolicking in the surf.

>> No.14960170
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14960170

>>14960164
Kobold pups/kids are a miracle of the universe.

>> No.14960171

>>14959163
Well damn, I'm not usually one for bugs, but this oomakade I actually like.

It's gotta be the tits.

>> No.14960178
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14960178

>>14960169
Sounds like a good show. Was their anything else they wished to discuss?

>> No.14960180

>>14960164
>>14960170
Poltfaggots please leave.

>> No.14960181

Real Talk: What do dullahans give birth to? A dullahan gets pregnant, what comes out?

>> No.14960185

>>14960181
A head, followed by a body. Same as humans.

>> No.14960188
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14960188

>>14960180
Hey man, no need to be rude, I just needed a pic of a Kobold and she was the first I found.

>> No.14960189
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14960189

>>14960180
Nothing wrong with an occasional Polt.

>> No.14960191

>>14960181
Another dullahan. the head and body is just seperated.

>> No.14960193
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14960193

>>14960181
I always figured they just sorta, materialized rather than getting born.

>> No.14960194

>>14960178
Sleeping arrangements.

You need a bigger bed.

>> No.14960195
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>>14960147
You heard correct

>> No.14960200

What's with this sudden rush to post as many images as possible as quickly as possible?

>> No.14960203
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>>14960194
I do? Well why do they say that?

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>>14960200
I'm just adding pics with my responses, maybe help fill some Anons folders

>> No.14960209

>>14960203
Bed's too small to hold all four of you.

>> No.14960213

>>14960200
Newfags

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>>14960209
Hol up, I got 2 other beds and a nice couch, surely we can work this out. And besides, beds are expensive.

>> No.14960227

>>14960208
>>14960218
Could at least post something that's not from a shit manga.

>> No.14960228

>>14960218
Then they can just move the two beds next to the one in your room to make one big one.
That or they setup a schedule for who shares the bed with you when.

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>>14960227
Again, there is no need to be rude friend, we are all friends here.

>> No.14960233

>>14960208
But that's horrible, you'll make this thread dead and stagnant for several hours now.

>> No.14960234

Lala could be much better if she weren't chuunishit.

>> No.14960236

>>14960227
Stop moaning. Miia's posted here all the time anyway.

>> No.14960237

>>14960188
>>14960193
>>14960208
>>14960218
Are you the guy that posted Lala pictures in /v/ Resident Evil threads by chance?

>> No.14960238

>>14960232
Go back to /a/ and stop ruining things for us.

>> No.14960239

>>14960208
How new are you.

>> No.14960245

>>14960236
>Miia's posted here all the time anyway.
Difference is, she isn't being spammed since Miiafag actually has common sense.

>> No.14960248

>>14960185
>>14960191
>>14960193
Wrong, it'd just be a normal elf. It doesn't make sense otherwise.

>> No.14960253

>>14960245
Those are two seperate points. You're not complaining about the spamming (if you are >>14960227), you're complaining about the manga she's from. Which is dumb.

>> No.14960257

>>14960248
... What? When has KC ever said anything like that?

>> No.14960260

>>14960253
I'm not the guy complaining about how she's from a shit mango.

>> No.14960262

>>14960237
I have never been to /v/ so no.

>> No.14960265

>>14960232
They could certainly stand to convey their desires better (read: more politely). Tell you what, though, none of your Lala images are past the 30-minute limit, so delete all but your favourite... Possibly the Metal Gear Rachnee & Miia picture too if that was you.

>> No.14960271

>>14960260
Fair enough. The spamming is a valid point. The shit manga thing is not.

>> No.14960275

>>14960228
It would take a while to move those beds and that's not adding the fact that I don't have any help.If we set up a schedule then someone's gonna feel like the'y're getting the short end of the stick. I know! I'll just use this promo code that I got from the Super Best Friends and get a Casper mattress!

>> No.14960280

>>14960232
Fuck that, we argue all the time and for most the part hate the EMG fandom. Do I need to point out again that when people thought the /a/ crowd were coming to /jp/ that no one wanted them here?
>>14960236
He's tolerated because he's not a tremendous faggot who spams images to "fill people's folders".

>> No.14960282

>>14960265
Only the Lala images yes? Ok, done!

>> No.14960283

>>14960232
Don't you guys have your own thread now? I suggest you use it.

>> No.14960287

>>14960280
>we

Phew lad. Speak for yourself for once. Stop being so uptight maybe, eh?

>> No.14960292

Muscle girls suck what kind of man would want to be held by a big muscular girl!

>> No.14960296

>>14960257
KC said "mutants" give birth to the original race but with higher chance of mutants
Like hobgolin will birth goblins but with high chance of hobgoblin. Humpty Eggs give birth to jubjub eggs but with higher chance of becoming humpty.

I don't think dullahans are related to elves though

>> No.14960299

>>14960257
They have elf ears, I always just assumed they were former elves. It doesn't make sense that they'd give birth to a pre-decapitated baby. Since Dullahans in MGE are undead and not magic, I think it's more likely that they're incapable of giving birth in the first place.

>> No.14960303

>>14960287
Go check the archives, the only responses were negative and worried ones. Those are the people I'm referring to when I say "we."

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>>14960292
Yeah. Those, uh...those homos, right?

>> No.14960312

>>14960303
And, fortunately, completely unfounded ones. There's a thread for EMG on /a/, and a thread for any monstergirl universe, manga or game here on /jp/.

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>>14960282
I think in this instance I'm allowed to speak on behalf of the thread when I say "We thank you," but even if not... I thank you, Anon.

Enjoy the image, I'll be deleting it in due course, heh

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>>14960292
Me.

>> No.14960323

>>14960292
Nice reverse psychology

>> No.14960327 [DELETED] 

EMG faggots fuck off. Make your own thread.

I fucking love Polt tho

>> No.14960328

>>14960312
Right, and there's also a thread for ship girls here which is why people were so angry about abyssals. If it has it's own thread then it probably isn't welcome here.

>> No.14960330

>>14960275
So then, it'll take a couple of days for that mattress to get here, in the meantime how are you all gonna sleep?

>> No.14960334

>>14960330
>that mattress
>THAT mattress
Please don't take Dickless-kun's wife from him.

>> No.14960338

>>14960334
I am out of the loop on this one, what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.14960339

>>14960328
Yeah, people really get irritated over that for some reason. Well, whatever. People will go on posting abyssals and EMG girls, and that's fine.

>> No.14960345 [DELETED] 

>>14960308
I want her to pick me up in a lewd prince carry.

>>14960327
>Make your own thread
Anon no, that's how you get the thread banned from the board.
I'm 99% sure they only tolerate us because we isolate ourselves.

>> No.14960346

>>14960299
>Since Dullahans in MGE are undead and not magic, I think it's more likely that they're incapable of giving birth in the first place.
Ah, now I understand where you are coming from... You are wrong, but I understand.
See, in KC cannon undead can get pregnant and give birth. How? MAMONOMANA!
Yup, that's it. And according to KC they just give birth to more undead.

I mean, by KC words undead aren't really "dead", they are just monsters made from dead bodies, and are actually sort of alive, if not completely.
It's really stupid I know but so is most of KC cannon.

>> No.14960348

>>14960338
There was a guy who destroyed his dick by humping his mattress. We call him Dickless-kun. He's on his way to becoming an Alp now.

>> No.14960353

>>14960348
Oh my, I don't think used mattresses are sold, so he should be in the clear.

>> No.14960358

>>14960348
>There was a guy who destroyed his dick by humping his mattress
Holy shit I must have missed that.

>> No.14960363 [DELETED] 

>>14960345
>lewd prince carry.
What makes it lewd exactly?
Does she just pick you up by the dick or something?

>> No.14960364

>>14960338
A few threads back an Anon was talking how he went to a doctor and got told that his masturbation habits were damaging his dick in some way.
The habit in question refers to the act of grinding against the mattress in the missionary position, which can cause phimosis if you're uncircumsized, I think. but is also detrimental in a few other ways you'd need to research yourself.

He's now called Dickless-kun, is apparently on his way to losing his dick (according to the thread), and is going to alp.
Also, there's greentext stuff about an anubis-senpai who teaches him how to masturbate properly with example paw/handjobs.

He really should just buy an onahole already.

>> No.14960367

>>14960358
We even had a greentext where Anubis-senpai tried to teach him how to fap in the OP a while back.

>> No.14960369

>>14960358
You missed a great greentext too then.
>>14960367
Got you covered.
http://i.imgur.com/74IQOhx.png

>> No.14960375

>>14960364
Thank you for the explanation, Jesus that sounds odd.

>> No.14960377

>>14960364
Honestly I doubt an onahole (freeze it, call it a cirno hole) would help at that point with how prone masturbation damages the nerves like it does.

>> No.14960380

>>14960375
>odd
I've humped the bed when I had a fever and my dick is perfectly fine.
Perfectly.

>> No.14960383

>>14960380
Once or twice isn't going to break it like a habit would.

>> No.14960385

>>14960380
I didn't mean the humping part, I mean the losing/damaging his dick and continuing to do it part.

>> No.14960387 [DELETED] 

>>14960327
>still raging after I asked the guy to politely delete all but his favourite Lala image
W.H.Y.
?

The irony of me bringing up the topic when we've moved on to talk about muscle girls and damaged-dick Anons, is not lost on me though

>> No.14960389

>>14960385
He posted a link to some study, apparently it's legit.

>> No.14960393 [DELETED] 

>>14960377
It'd probably help more than just getting off by hand, but who knows. If the damage really is that extensive, then Dickless might need to look into becoming a eunuch or finding a way to get off through non-contact methods.

>>14960387
Just ignore him. Guy's either a joker or an autist. Not to be taken seriously either way.

>> No.14960397 [DELETED] 

>>14960363
She takes off your pants and your dick is between her tits.

>> No.14960403

>>14960238
>us

>> No.14960405

>>14960403
You prefer not being able to post images for several hours? Really?

>> No.14960410 [DELETED] 

>>14960387
>still raging
I was the guy shittng on EMG but that's someone else. Like I said, there's a large amount of people who don't want it here.

>> No.14960411 [DELETED] 

>>14960393
>Dickless might need to look into becoming a eunuch or finding a way to get off through non-contact methods
So it's butt-stuff for him? Wow. Poor guy's becoming our first real Alp.

>> No.14960412

>>14960403
The United States is composed of 50 states, a federal district, five major territories, and various possessions.

>> No.14960413

>>14960292
Feast your eyes upon this scrumptious tale by Penywise, Anon! - http://pastebin.com/X8JTQSR2
Accompanying image (can't give you the censored one since image limit is reached) - http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2039456

>>14960308
>>14960319
C- can we not use our last precious images on reply sketches...? I mean, if you really want to... muscles ARE nice.

>> No.14960418 [DELETED] 

>>14960410
>Like I said, there's a large amount of people who don't want it here.
Tough.

>> No.14960419 [DELETED] 

>>14960410
>Raging on EMG
I was just a little taken aback by people still going on about his spam after my post asking him to delete... it's like it was invisible. feelsbadman.jpg

>> No.14960422 [DELETED] 

>>14960411
Well, there's also hands-free orgasm, and all that audio hypnosis stuff which can be effective after a bit of practice with it.

>> No.14960425 [DELETED] 

>>14960422
I don't need this.

>> No.14960429
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On this day... the honor of last image goes to the Harpies! Let's finish it off in style!

>> No.14960431 [DELETED] 

>>14960418
>being a shitposting faggot

>> No.14960438

>>14960346
>See, in KC cannon undead can get pregnant and give birth. How? MAMONOMANA!

No shit, but being unable to give birth to headless babies still makes less sense than being unable to give birth. At least make them give birth to generic undeads. I just can't handle dullahan babies being conceived with a separated head.

I need a KC response.

>> No.14960443 [DELETED] 

>>14960418
Then just know that EMG will get shit on when it gets posted. Manga belong on /a/, especially dead end harem manga that hasn't been good in years.

>> No.14960449 [DELETED] 

>>14960443
>hasn't been good in years
>implying it was ever good

>> No.14960451

>>14960429
Harpies are ok. Good for taking pictures and throwing bread at.

>> No.14960455

>>14960438
Just take the umbilical cord and use it like a piano wire to sever the duaghterus head in some sort of ceremonial ritual that leaves the father traumatized.

>> No.14960458 [DELETED] 

>>14960449
The two first chapters were good. You know, when it was only about a guy and the lamia in love with him.

>> No.14960460 [DELETED] 

>>14960431
It's not shitposting.

To elaborate, I'm not talking about the spam. That's shit, and shouldn't be here.
But if people want to be whiny shits about EMG being posted here in any form, they can go right ahead and throw their tantrums. And subsequently be ignored.

>>14960443
This is the monstergirl thread, and all monstergirl content is fine here. If you want to make a statement like that, then you might as well tell Miiafag to fuck off every time you see him in the thread.
It's autistic to act the way you're acting, and wherever or not it's good is purely subjective.
I could theoretically say MGE is shit and hasn't been good in years, it'll be equally as pointless as your opinion. People will still post it here. So stop getting so upset about it and take it easy. It's only a thread on 4chan.

>> No.14960465

Another guy here, why do people think it's okay to talk about EMG here? It might be called "Monster Girl Thread" but just about everything we talk about is based on The MGE. I like EMG but this isn't the place for that.

MGE and MGE are seperate things and should be treated as such, even if they're both about monster girls. I really despise the EMG fags that know nothing about MGE coming into the threads and shitting things up.

It's like people who only play hearthstone going into the World of Warcraft general on /vg/. It doesn't matter if they're both warcraft games, they're different games with different fans and communities.

Also I find it rich that the EMG fags are getting booty-blasted about being told to leave the thread considering how they sperged the fuck out when people posted "Centaur's Worries" in their threads.

>> No.14960467

>>14960438
You know, you could always just ignore KC cannon and go with your own head HA! cannon. It's what most of us do, if not all of us.

> At least make them give birth to generic undeads.
that part was never clarified. He just said that they can give birth. He never said that liches give birth to liches. So you could just go with that they give birth to normal undeads.
But that begs the question, how are there so many Dullahans? they are supposed to be the bulk of the DL army. I dono, Like I said make your own head canon.

>> No.14960468

>>14960451
Naturally, opinions will be mixed. I like keeping things varied though. Hopefully that won't change if an MG ever clicks with me on the lofty level known as... "waifu"

>> No.14960476 [DELETED] 

>>14960458
Does that really count even though everybody involved knew what was coming?

>> No.14960480 [DELETED] 

>>14960449
The first chapter was good, all down hill since.
>>14960460
> And subsequently be ignored.
Good job you're doing of that, you can't stand people calling your beloved manga what it is, shit.
>So stop getting so upset about it and take it easy. It's only a thread on 4chan
And you're obviously new. Being mad about things is 4chan's natural stat.

>> No.14960481 [DELETED] 

>>14960476
Jokes on you when I read it I didn't know what was coming.

;_;

>> No.14960483

>>14960465
>why do people think it's okay to talk about EMG here

Because it is. MGE might be the biggest thing this thread has latched onto, but it's not the only thing, and nor should it be.
This isn't a videogame general for a single game, so that /vg/ example is a moot point. It's a monstergirl thread, for people who like monstergirls. That's all it is.

Frankly, I don't care much either way, but it's very dissapointing to see people sperg out about it they way some people have been in the last hour or so.

>> No.14960487 [DELETED] 

>>14960480
>stat
State, auto correct is a bitch.

>> No.14960492

>>14960467
I don't think it said "bulk" I think it said "core" this also begs to question the size of the demon army.

I'd assume they started as the beheaded (executed) corpses of mortal heroes who were then raised by the demon lord.

>> No.14960493

>>14960465
>It might be called "Monster Girl Thread" but just about everything we talk about is based on The MGE.
Thats de facto not de jure

>> No.14960496 [DELETED] 

>>14960481
Damn, that sucks.

>> No.14960498

>>14960465
>MGE and MGE
kek

But seriously, it's simple. Here we talk about Monster Girls. In the EMG thread they talk about the character and story in addition to that.

Does that mean we never dive into the related fiction of an MG posted here, even if it is EMG or isn't MGE? Nope, we absolutely do, just to a far less extent and that's fine.

It's really simple. Talk about Monster Girls - delve into the fiction of a particular one a LITTLE if need be - and create original Monster Girl "content". Don't enforce rules from other universes, but feel free to bring them up in a creative discussion (seeing as we're willing to throw KC's canon out sometimes).

All. Very. Simple.

>> No.14960501

>>14960483
>>14960493
That guy's sounding eerily like one of the old shitposters from the end of the /a/ threads who tired to make us into the EMG thread instead of the Monstergirl thread.

>> No.14960503 [DELETED] 

>>14960480
I haven't read the manga in months, and I don't care for it much now, it's true. But hey, I'll post Cerea, Polt, Miia, Suu, Papi or whoever, and talk about the world if the conversation ever arises.

>hurr newfag
No, not at all. I just have the sense to not get butthurt when people post material I don't personally like. I know the whole /b/-tier meme of "be angry at everything all the time," and I don't care about it.

>> No.14960507 [DELETED] 

>>14960483
It's because EMG spawns fans that only care about it, the advent of EMG fans swarming the thread means a total change of its culture and make up.

This is an MGE thread, it's like saying America or Britain aren't white, christian nations.

>> No.14960511 [DELETED] 

>>14960507
>the advent of EMG fans swarming the thread means a total change of its culture and make up
Anon, how long have you been going to these threads? We've been MGE/EMG/Monstergirls in General since the /a/ days.

It's just people were bitter for a while after we got kicked off /a/ by a bunch of "MUH POSTING STANDARDS" shitposters.

>> No.14960513

>>14960503
>whole /b/-tier meme
And /a/, /jp/ and /v/. Practically every board is like that except the chad friendly porn boards.

>> No.14960516

>>14960498
Monster Musume fags can only talk about MGs within the framework of Monster Musume considering that's the only basis most of them have.

You see that with the retards that bust into the threads occasionally and only talk about Cerea, Miia, Polt, Lala, etc.

Obviously a lot of us have read/watched it, but it's not our main "thing."

>> No.14960517 [DELETED] 

>>14960507
Then you obviously haven't studied Geography recently, or been to Britain. Either way, that point works against you in every way possible.

America and Britain are white, christian nations. We'll say that.
So explain the huge majority of black, muslim, and other race groups living in both countries.
If you state that the threads are like America and Britain in that respect, you have to admit that there are people who like EMG posting here, and that's just the way that its.

>> No.14960521

>>14960511
>Anon, how long have you been going to these threads? We've been MGE/EMG/Monstergirls in General since the /a/ days

Obviously, it's just that if we got swarmed with people who exclusively care about EMG, things would change.

>> No.14960522

>>14960516
>Monster Musume fags can only talk about MGs within the framework of Monster Musume considering that's the only basis most of them have

Uh, kind of wrong there, mate. I go on the /a/ threads, and I know a load of people post MGE stuff there. You're kind of pulling falsehoods out of your ass now.

>> No.14960526

>>14960517
>So explain the huge majority of black, muslim, and other race groups living in both countries.
They're populations that subvert them? It's like you didn't get his point at all.

>> No.14960529

>>14960522
I know that's the case, but when they post here all you see is shit like "DUDE LALA LMAO" like we just saw, or that fag who did the exact same thing with Cerea a few threads back.

>> No.14960531

>>14960492
>I'd assume they started as the beheaded (executed) corpses of mortal heroes who were then raised by the demon lord.
Considering that modern monster girls won't kill unless absolutely necessary, they have to be from the former DL. So there shouldn't be that many of them left considering that this conflict has been going on for 1000 years.

But since you don't like the "they can give birth to more" a good option is that a normal undead can become other undead. Like we know that
normal zombies become wraiths if they get enough semen, What if a zombie trains enough and get's some mamono mana they can become a Dullahans or a lich. It's just an idea and it can make sense.

>Dullahans get's normal zombie daughter
>Train her until she is becomes a Dullahans herself.
>Same with liches.

It's an idea I guess.

>> No.14960538

>>14960498
I'd rather just tell the EMG to fuck off and save a headache from putting up with their bullshit.
>>14960522
>I go on the /a/ threads
Then stick to talking about that stuff there.

>> No.14960539

>>14960516
Well, I guess I'm not part of the "most". I also clearly expressed my understanding that it's not our main thing... Come to think of it I don't know why I haven't visited the EMG board yet.

>> No.14960542

>>14960487
Now this is something on this thread that i can agree with. Plagued me last night when i was making a couple posts and whenever i look back i can feel my blood become syrup and the autism flow through my mind.

>> No.14960551

>>14960539
Honestly man you're not missing much. I check it occasionally and basically, just take the guys who only talk about liches, hellhounds, cheshires, and then just imagine them constantly saying 'lichfu is bestfu', except with the main emg girls.

>> No.14960556 [DELETED] 

I've finally convinced my acquaintance to let me "interview" her about monster girls

I'll give her a brief explanation about the concept
Show her various MGE profiles
Ask her questions
Maybe have her read a thing or two
Once I'm done with all of that, I'll ask her full opinion on monster girls as a whole

I'll type out as many of her answers and comments as I can

I'm doing this out of curiosity, but I thought I might as well share it with you all

If you have any question to ask, or any specific monster girl you want me to show her, please do tell

I'll post the results next tuesday

>> No.14960560 [DELETED] 

>>14960556
This sounds like it can only improve her opinion of you man. Hope the sacrifice is worth it.

>> No.14960561 [DELETED] 

>>14960556
Show her a Manticore and a Shoggoth/Mindflayer.

>> No.14960565 [DELETED] 

>>14960556
Tell her about the waifufags, and how devoted they are to their waifu Monster Girls.

Speaking of which, go onto the dan/gelbooru and show her all the fan art of Monster Girl Encylopedia. Show how the concept is largely managed by fans.

>> No.14960566

>>14960531
If they don't fight and are undead, why do you think there wouldn't be many of them left?

The more recent ones are probably decapitated heroes raised through different means, or women who ate those undead mushrooms or donned cursed armor like the entry states.

Just because they exist, doesn't mean they have to be prolific. There could just be barely any of them at all.

>> No.14960568 [DELETED] 

>>14960556
You what now.
Get her opinion on daughteru dicking
Go big or go home.

>> No.14960575

>>14960539
>I don't know why I haven't visited the EMG board yet.

WOW

>>>/Reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/Whence you came/

>> No.14960577 [DELETED] 

>>14960556
I think this broke me. Why? Is she normally into other niche stuff or something?

Show her the popular ones if you must though. Hellhound, Manticore, Lich, Kikimora, Cheshire and everything but throw in some Ushi-Oni/Shoggoth types to get a good variety of body types.

Also make sure to tell her about our lord and saviour Bob.

>> No.14960579 [DELETED] 

>>14960556
Oh also, show her an Alice and and a Cait Sith.

>> No.14960580 [DELETED] 

>>14960556
Worst case scenario, she never talks to you again.
Best case scenario, you'll know a girl who's into monstergirls.
Be careful anon.

>>14960565
>>14960568
There's a reason that some people in these threads are doomed to be permavirgins.
You get one guess.

>> No.14960582 [DELETED] 

>>14960580
Why wouldn't you be a virgin? Being a virgin is fucking great.

>> No.14960587 [DELETED] 

>>14960580
Pure as a The Maid of Orleans.

>> No.14960589

>>14960539
>Not instinctively going to the EMG discussion to talk about EMG
>"..."

>> No.14960594 [DELETED] 

>>14960580
>There's a reason that some people in these threads are doomed to be permavirgins
Spoken like a true normalfag.

>> No.14960599 [DELETED] 

>>14960582
I don't want to be alone forever anon. Being alone sucks.

>> No.14960603 [DELETED] 

>>14960599
You won't. You always have a friend in God and Jesus.

>> No.14960605 [DELETED] 

>>14960556
Is cosplay worth arguing about

>> No.14960608 [DELETED] 

>>14960594
Look anon, I have fantasies about being raped by multiple monstergirls while tied to the bed.
I enjoy the concept of a girl turning into a monstergirl to woo me.
I consider Deruella to be a top-tier waifu.
But even I know there's just some things you don't share with girls.

>> No.14960609 [DELETED] 

>>14960605
Ask /cgl/

>> No.14960610 [DELETED] 

>>14960603
Now this is a reply i wasn't expecting to find in this thread.

Unless, of course, you mean the fallen god and all of her qt angels

>> No.14960613 [DELETED] 

>>14960608
>But even I know there's just some things you don't share with girls.
Like your penis

>> No.14960614 [DELETED] 

>>14960603
God and Jesus are metaphysical beings who can't interact with the material plane.
Also they're not girls.

>> No.14960616 [DELETED] 

>>14960614
Yet.

>> No.14960618 [DELETED] 

>>14960613
Well yeah. That's something you give, not share.

>> No.14960619 [DELETED] 

>>14960608
>Caring about anyone else's opinion

>> No.14960620 [DELETED] 

>>14960614
But one day you'll be metaphysical and leave this plane

And there are a lot of nice girls in heaven

In hell it's all gays

>> No.14960622

>>14960296
>Humpty Eggs give birth to jubjub eggs but with higher chance of becoming humpty
>yeah darling, my family was aborted fetus elementals for a couple of generations three hundred years ago, but we got better

>> No.14960624 [DELETED] 

>>14960614
>Also they're not girls

Says you.

>> No.14960630 [DELETED] 

>>14960608
Hey man, at least it'll hopefully be fun for us to read when and if he actually goes through with it.

>> No.14960631 [DELETED] 

>>14960614
>Also they're not girls
Jesus monstergirl when

>> No.14960632 [DELETED] 

>>14960616
Please do not sexualize the religious figures you creepy motherfucker.

>>14960619
>Not caring if people like you or not
My mother raised me better than that.

>> No.14960635 [DELETED] 

>>14960631
I'd nail her.

>> No.14960642 [DELETED] 

>>14960561
>>14960565
>>14960568
>>14960577
>>14960579
>>14960605
Noted, I'll do all of that

I won't go into detail about bob and cait sith

>> No.14960647 [DELETED] 

>>14960635
I fell off my chair and hit my head on my fucking computer on the way down i laughed so hard. Wasn't even that funny either.

Was originally gonna start this reply with 'jesus christ man' but i guess that wouldn't have been appropriate

>> No.14960648 [DELETED] 

>>14960556
Arachne, Lich, Lilim , Oomukade, Crow Tengu and Parasite Slime. This is still a bad idea.

>> No.14960652 [DELETED] 

>>14960632
I DO WHAT I WANT.

I'm gonna nail MamanoJesus so hard it takes her 3 days to raise back out of bed.

>>14960642
>all that
Wow. What a hero.

>> No.14960654 [DELETED] 

>>14960556
>I've finally convinced my acquaintance to let me "interview" her about monster girls

I have to apologise, but this sentence alone just puts the most hilarious mental images in my head. I can't help but imagine some stereotypical neckbeard going up to a random female coworker in the workplace and going "H-hey, do you know about monstergirls?"

So, got to ask, what's your relationship to this "acquaintance" and how did you broach the subject to her? And on a scale of 1 to 10, how much spaghetti exploded out of your anal cavity?

>> No.14960656 [DELETED] 

>>14960642
You'd talk to her about daughteru dicking but not cait siths?

Not that there is anything wrong with daughteru dicking, but still.

daughteru dicking is the best, especially if she is the one initiating

>> No.14960658 [DELETED] 

>>14960642
Go anon go!

>> No.14960660 [DELETED] 

>>14960642
I love how Cait Sith and Bob are on the same level. Cait Sith isn't nearly as bad as Bob.

>> No.14960663 [DELETED] 

>>14960654
You just made me so much more excited to see how this turns out man. God bless your imagination, and your wording.

>> No.14960664 [DELETED] 

>>14960656
>especially if she is the one initiating
You're a man of fine taste.

>> No.14960675 [DELETED] 

>>14960664
Its nice to see someone else who respects a daughter taking charge.

>> No.14960694 [DELETED] 

>>14960556
>>14960642
http://i.imgur.com/sDk6cXn.gif

I expect her opinions to be shit

>> No.14960699 [DELETED] 

>>14960675
Yes, especially if she's still a loli.

>> No.14960700

>>14958680
Okay, since I'm finally back and able to respond to you, let me preface the following with this: Yes, I can appreciate Alp's works to a degree.

There's really no writers I hate on a level of what they're written so much as how they carry themselves (at least to me). People like Alp for as much of a meme he's become at least -tries- when he's a fucking Finngolian who probably mutters "perkele" every time he tries to think of a synonym for the word 'fuck', not unlike a French-Canadian going TABARNAC.

I mean shit, from a technical level I can respect ELH and YBA but what they write isn't exactly my cup of tea, same thing with Bob and Quicksilver's writings. But hey, an opinion's an opinion and all that jazz so long as we get more content so magnanimously provided to us by people who actually give a shit about the community.

>> No.14960705 [DELETED] 

>>14960675
>A Hellhound daughteru's aggressive and selfish instincts kicking in
>A Lich daughteru who inherited her mother's curiosity
>A Khepri daughteru or daughterus who are eager to join their family as part of the king's harem

>> No.14960708 [DELETED] 

>>14960699
I'm not too big of a fan of lolis my pal, however i do find them slightly more appealing in the MGE settings instead of regular porno/hentai settings.

After all, Alices and mandragoras are my guilty pleasure

>> No.14960715 [DELETED] 

>>14960705
Ok LOADS more appealing in MGE settings then other settings. Pants are starting to get a bit uncomfortable thinking about the last one.

>> No.14960725 [DELETED] 

>>14960654
I've been asking her here and there about me interviewing her about a strange/pervert subject over the course of 3 months, every time in was face to face and very brief, she never flat out said no, but she wasn't really enthusiastic about it either

She doesn't know that it's monster girls yet, but the way I presented it to her, she probably expects the worst of the worst

As for my relationship to her, we used to be in the same high school classes, we did a huge computer science project together and from time to time we spend recess together with other friends

I'm not risking anything really, aside for helping her with her English homework we barely talk/meet these days anyway

>>14960648
Noted

>> No.14960734 [DELETED] 

>>14960663
I can't bring myself to be anything but amused at the idea, especially with how ambiguous it all is.

I mean, let's be honest: You can plan and structure all you like, but bringing someone into your hobby will never turn out as well as you think it will in your head.

It's like anime. Let's say you've spent years watching anime, and you've got a level head. So you decide to introduce a friend, who has no idea that anime, manga or 4chan exists at all. They could just be some guy or girl who studies during the week and goes rowing on the weekends, who knows.
So you sit them down in front of a screen, give them a bit of background, a few introductory sentences, and get them to watch your favourite anime. Your handpicked, cream of the crop. Because hey, you've been watching anime for years, and you've got good taste. Fine taste. Man, your taste in anime is great.

If you're lucky, your friend might see something there. They might think that they can get into this, and ask you what you think they should start watching first. Which is great. That's a success.

But, most likely, because that's just the world we live in, your friend will see these big-eyed cartoon girls with short skirts playing tennis with meteors or kissing under a full moon, and they will not know what the fuck is going on.
"Why is my friend showing me this? Does he watch this? How the fuck do you pronounce that character's name? What is that girl, like eight years old? Why am I seeing her panties so often? Why is this guy a highschool student but he's built like Brock Lesnar, and why the fuck does he a have a magic genie that punches stuff?"

The truth is, nobody on the planet shares the same experiences or opinions as you do. That goes for everybody who reads this, and it's why so many people argue about stupid shit.
Now, I browse these threads more or less daily, if I have the time at the end of the day. And I have one or two friends who I would gladly trust with my life, who I can talk shit with for days on end. They're great. But I would never show them MGE and expect them to "get it" right off the bat. At least, I'd never introduce it to them as something which I'm very heavily into, if you can understand that.

I can't wait to see how this Anon's interview thing turns out, but with this huge wall of text in mind, I don't have the best hopes for the guy.
But in the end, that's just my opinion, based on my own experiences and stuff. Funny how that works, eh?

>> No.14960742

>>14960575
Huh?

>>14960589
I haven't talked about EMG in-depth even once since coming here. I feel like I waste time discussing canon events for something as plainly stated as that story. No real mystery to discuss, you know?

>> No.14960746 [DELETED] 

>>14960725
But why are you talking about fetish stuff with her in the first place?

>> No.14960756 [DELETED] 

>>14960734
As much as i'd like to word wall a reply back to you. Im not as wordy or as much of a writer as i was back a couple years ago when i was an active text-based RPER but i can say this to you my compadre

There are certainly things that people should know to and not to show their friends, be it certain aspects of anime or god forbid actually trying to show an IRL pal something like MGE. A certain amount of both self-respect and common sense should often help people decide if they think it would be worth showing somethig so niche(? I almost want to say disgusting here, or also controversial and just kinda iffy) to someone else.

Honestly, i can say with 100% certainly there is no way I'd ever risk showing this MGE stuff to anyone i'd ever meet irl, even if they tried to actually show me the stuff, i'd probably act ignorant about it. This isn't the kinda stuff you want others to know you enjoy, feel me?

Anyhow ,sorry this is kinda jumbled. I've got some troubles writing my thoughts coherently sometimes.

>> No.14960758 [DELETED] 

>>14960725
So basically you're being That Guy. Way to miss obvious social cues that you're being creepy.

>> No.14960759 [DELETED] 

>>14960725
>from time to time we spend recess together
Spent*

She's in her third year of college and I'm done with education

>>14960746
I'm just curious, and I know that she won't tell anyone, she's already ashamed enough as is

>> No.14960769 [DELETED] 

>>14960746
It all depends on how he presents it. Some people are only attracted to certain works for limited reasons. I think everyone who visits here appreciates the lewd, but some people are first and foremost about the designs and non-sexual traits despite not minding/liking those too.

It's like someone who loves models and figures, or the multiplayer of a story-rich game, but doesn't care about the story or where the characters come from at least not yet.

What can I say...? KC makes some lovely designs, all lewd aside.

>> No.14960771 [DELETED] 

>>14960715
>You're going about your duties and reading important papers while on the throne
>One of your servants starts servicing your dick with her mouth as usual
>Not paying too much attention you carry on reading, you're used to this by now
>Until you realise that something is off about her technique
>Looking down you realise that it's your daughteru
>Asking the other Khepris near by for help does no good, they act like it's the cutest thing ever
>Even her mother is supportive and gives her a thumbs up from the sidelines
>You're about to stop her yourself when you uncontrollably blow your load in her mouth from her awkward yet satisfying blowjob
>"Hey daddy, did I do good. Can I join Mom and her friends from now on?"

>> No.14960775 [DELETED] 

>>14960771
Bless your soul mate, you get a gold star from me!

Actually gonna screencap this and add it to my little collection.

>> No.14960783 [DELETED] 

>>14960759
>she's already ashamed enough as is

I'm laughing like a hyena on the inside, but it's the kind of "oh no" laughter that can happen when you're watching something awful happen to someone else.
Dude, I really don't think this idea is as good in reality as you think it is from your perspective.

>> No.14960788 [DELETED] 

>>14960771
This can go one of three ways:

-"Yes, sweetie"

-"No, but I'll help you meet someone in a reasonable and responsible manner" (no stalker dad, but no leaving her unprotected either)

-Show her what her mom really likes in bed and see if she wants that or finds it way too extreme, heh. It'll be a priceless reaction either way.

>> No.14960823 [DELETED] 

>>14960775
I swear I fantasize about those silly desert bugs way too often.
>>14960788
Personally I'd go with option 1, take her to the bedroom and let her be on top. Her mother can come too of course to help coach her.

The rest of the Khepri harem would be peaking through a crack in the door and silently watching with dumb smiles on their faces.

>> No.14960829

>You will never impregnate the cute, hard-headed, cocky and haughty elf from the adventure guild who you have a crush on and rivalry with while she acts angry and shouts things like "Kisama!!!" and "Yamero!!!" before eventually mumbling "P-Please take r-responsibility" while grasping the covers after you've finished

>> No.14960830 [DELETED] 

>>14960771
Your double peace-sign face is lacking, go practice with a mirror or something.

>> No.14960833 [DELETED] 

>>14960823
The desert bugs are the only good thing to come out of the Egyptian based MGs.

Also maybe you should've waited for option 4 dlc where she becomes a yandere and locks you away and tries to hog you all to herself, and maybe share with one of her sisters.

>> No.14960841 [DELETED] 

>>14960833
>The desert bugs are the only good thing to come out of the Egyptian based MGs.

Im-freaking-plying.

>> No.14960845

>>14960829
This takes me back to the greentext about an adventurer and his teammate who seemingly became stuck in a cave and after ranting at each other, they had angry sex that turned rather passionate, but eventually confessing their feelings and making it out of the cave. Needless to say everyone wondered what made them snap and get along afterwards.

>> No.14960846 [DELETED] 

>>14960841
Ok, sphinx and apophis are good. I mind blanked for a second there.

>> No.14960848

>>14960829
>intentionally making more elves
You fool, don't you understand what you've done?

>> No.14960849 [DELETED] 

>>14960833
Hey now I love Khepris but the other desert girls are all top tier.

Imagine having a prude Anubis advisor who questions your need for such a large harem and chews you out when you have sex in the throne room but is really just too shy to admit she wants to join in.

>> No.14960850

>>14960829
Damn.

>> No.14960851

>>14960845
It wasn't a cave, they were in an old abandoned fort stuck in a blizzard.
I know my smut.

>> No.14960854 [DELETED] 

>>14960830
I will never forget that doujin moment were senpai took her kouhai in a mascot suit and she "had to" do a double-peace sign as a move for the kids, to keep up the act. It was brilliant.

>> No.14960857

>>14960829
No I don't want to make it look like I'm raping her

>> No.14960859

>>14960829
>you pull out, revealing a filled condom on your dick
>right, like I'd want to breed a filthy elf
>toss rubber in the trash and walk out

>> No.14960862 [DELETED] 

>>14960846
Nah, you're forgetting the Mummy and Pharaoh too. They're both great, even if they're not so monstrous. And the sandworm. She's a squishy pink cutie.
Don't forget the girtablilu too. She a cool assassin scorpion.

Okay, I think that's all of the desert girls accounted for. Not a single one forgotten. Nope.

>> No.14960864

>>14960851
I knew I should've just wrote "somewhere", because cave wasn't sitting 100% right with me, especially since I remembered they didn't get out through some "oh, looks like we weren't stuck" or "miraculous rescue" situation. Thanks for refreshing my memory - all is right again.

>> No.14960868 [DELETED] 

>>14960849
Really had to bring up one of perhaps the most overrated MGs? Anubis is slightly worse dog at best.

>> No.14960870

>>14960857
She just pretends to hate it when in reality she wants to be your wife.

>> No.14960871 [DELETED] 

>>14960862
Out of the three you mentioned the only one worth anything is Girtablilu.

>> No.14960876 [DELETED] 

>>14960871
That's your opinion and you're welcome to it.

>> No.14960878

>>14960857
If it was rape she wouldn't be so wet, be bucking her hips into yours, or be moaning your name so loud.

>> No.14960881 [DELETED] 

>>14960871
>Three

Anon confirmed for not being able to count above two. Like those dumb sewer dwarves in the Dragonlance books.

>> No.14960883 [DELETED] 

>>14960876
>>14960868
Godamnit now you had to go and make me feel like an assbag. W/e, enjoy whatever fantasies ya'll enjoy and i'll shut up about dumb desert MGs.

>> No.14960887 [DELETED] 

>>14960868
>overrated
For you.

It could also be an Apophis advisor who's always grumpy that you're not removing the neighbouring kingdom's Pharaoh. One day the Khepri harem decides she needs to loosen up and stop being so grumpy, spiking her drink with more than a generous helping of aphrodisiacs.

>> No.14960888 [DELETED] 

>>14960881
Shit, sorry. My autism levels are astronomically high compared to how they usually are.

>> No.14960895

>>14960870
>>14960878
No thanks

>> No.14960896 [DELETED] 

>>14960868
Okay, now I'm compelled to jump in. Why can't anons just talk about the designs they like? What do you contribute other than minute negativity by posting something like this? It's not as though we're comparing abilities or traits here. Even this >>14960871 is marginally better since he's actually talking about one MG in a positive light.

>> No.14960897 [DELETED] 

>>14960888
Don't worry man, I know a monstergirl for you who'll go perfectly with high autism levels.

http://i.imgur.com/gkzX9Kt.png

>> No.14960906

>>14960895
Then it'll be reverse rape.

>> No.14960909

>>14960878
>"BASTARD!" she slams her sopping wet vagina against your cock "...How dare you" she bite her lip and stifles a moan "ANON! ANON! ANON! OH! ANON! OH! OH!" she glares at you "I will never forget your tresspass, fiend."
>You just shake your head and laugh

>> No.14960915 [DELETED] 

>>14960868
Anubis is a good girl. Atleast if you need a loli buttslut that can be promoted from "king's sex slave" to "queen" once she gets old enough

>> No.14960920 [DELETED] 

>>14960915
>loli anubis buttslut

Anon no that's too lewd.

>> No.14960935 [DELETED] 

>>14960915
>>14960920
Agreed, that's over the line.

>> No.14960943 [DELETED] 

>>14960915
>>14960920
Just lewd enough.

>> No.14960944

>>14960909
>Just laying there taking it while she rides you cowgirl and hurls half insults at you
>She cums once and loses all her strength letting you flip her over and fuck her missionary after she stops being tsun

>> No.14960968

>>14960906
Why would she want to rape me?

>> No.14960976

>>14960968
This situation is ending in rape one way or another.

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