/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>1492200
I hope this isn't an attempt at a really bad joke.

>>1492137
Did you stretch the image on the right side? Why not just post them seperately? The stretching is kinda noticeable when comparing the two parts of the comic. And I thought we kept pixiv numbers in the file names so we could use them as references for the original authors...

5/15
>>1492213
What's the matter, afraid the jokes make sense now?

>>1492234
No, just showing how some of the wordplay/puns make more sense when it's "slowly" instead of "easy" or "yukkuri"

>>1492244
The phrase is 'take it easy'.
Japan agreed. Don't bother them about it

>>1492244
But you're using the Chinese artist as your example.

The Chinese artist who uses the original japanese for yukkuri.

Get a better example, there's plenty out there.

>>1492285
>>1492287
>>1492288
>>1492291
...SEGA?

6/15

It makes less sense because it's supposed to. A lot of the humor in the Japanese puns is them saying "slowly" when they should be saying the oppisite or outright contradicting themselves, like "run away quickly slowly!"

>>1492299
Where's the "Su" coming from?

>>1492304
But "quickly run away easy!" isn't contradictory. To use "easy", it would have to be "easily run away hard!" or "difficultly run away easy!"

>>1492302
"Su" is from "slowly". Same place the "Yu" comes from in the regular comics.

Another pet peeve of mine is that "yukkuri" gets translated differently depending on whether the translator thinks it's an adjective, noun, or verb. You'll note that I use "Slowly" in all instances here.

For example the line in "Yukkuri No More" that goes "Slowly, Marisa stopped being a yukkuri" really should be "Yukkuri Marisa stopped being Yukkuri", or "Easily Marisa stopped being easy" to use the conventional yukkuri -> easy translation.

And yes, I know this was originally Chinese, so it's not the best example - but you know, he left "yukkuri" as is, in Japanese. He didn't use the Chinese word "easy" or "slowly". Why can't we just do that with the English comics?

>>1492345
Except that if you say "I'm running away from X easy!" people will assume you are talking about easy in the sense of "not difficult", not "at rest".

>Do not be a retard and think that 'easy' can only mean the opposite of hard

Do not be a retard and think that "at ease" is the default definition of "easy", when "not difficult" is its most common definition and that is how most people will interpret it.

And do I have to mention the English connotations of "Marisa is really easy!" ?

Now this page, for example. THe original translation had the first word as "Yukkuri". Why "Yukkuri" and not "Easy"?

9/15

10/15

3/10

Oh my, another thread capped? Take it slow, Anon.

>>1492214
that thread lasted about 3 days. That's pretty slow.

>Slowly thread.
>Slowly Danbooru clone
>Slowly Wiki
Stop that already.

11/15

12/15

>yuyuko-new-trans
>new

Just noticed why you have new there. Seriously. Knock it off. 'Take it easy' works better than 'take it slowly'. 'Easy' therefore should be used as the erroneous 'yukkuri' they add to almost all their sentences. And no, the joke is NOT lost when you favor 'easy' over slowly because doing something in an eased manner implies doing it slowly; not 'doing it easy' implies rushing or doing it fast.

Knock it off.

13/15

ITT yukkurifags get trolled

14/15

15/15

Man, I wish this artist would continue this Marisa's story instead of that arrogant Reimu one.

The phrase is Slowly Do It. "Take it easy" is an English translation of that particular phrase which works, but "easy" cannot replace "yukkuri". It must be "slow"

Did you even read the filename? Why do you think the first uploader was called slowlove?

/jp/ - Yukkuri

>>1492200
saged and reported

>yukkuri
.

not this shit again

>>1492258
> 'Take it easy' works better than 'take it slowly'. 'Easy' therefore should be used as the erroneous 'yukkuri' they add to almost all their sentences. And no, the joke is NOT lost when you favor 'easy' over slowly because doing something in an eased manner implies doing it slowly; not 'doing it easy' implies rushing or doing it fast.

fukkin reported

gb2/yukkuri/

>>1492244

What's funny is that they seem to be making less sense than ever.

And tacking 'easy' on to things made little sense in the first place.
'Slowly' only makes sense in the very few categories of speed rates. Like "giving birth slowly". However, "giving birth easy" also works (but doesn't seem to be appropriate, as it doesn't seem that easy at all).

>>1492200
>Slowly Danbooru clone: >http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/
>Slowly Wiki:
>http://yukkuri.wikia.com/wiki/Yukkuri_Wiki
So uh, why don't you faggots stick to posting this shit at those places? We don't want it.

>>1492244

"I'm going outside slowly" doesn't seem that rebellious. "I'm not making any sudden movements don't kill me."
"I'm going outside easy" sounds like a rebellious arrogant punk spitting in his captor's face. "You can't hold me, bitch."

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/1367212
Post 1371481:

taken from the 5th edition 広辞苑:
ゆっくり
１　動作・運動が時間をかけて行われるさま。急がないさま。「ゆっくりと

歩く」
２　時間・空間・気持ちなどに余裕があるさま。「五人はゆっくり座れる」

「どうぞ、ごゆっくり」

First definition is preferring to take one's time with moving and acting. Being unhurried. (your pick)

The second is having plenty of time and space, and to be able to feel comfortable. (my pick)


First defintition I would translate as 'slowly'. Second I would translate as 'Easy'. Do not be a retard and think that 'easy' can only mean the opposite of hard. From my understanding, a lot of the jokes involve the two meanings being used interchangably and also contradictions involved. Thus the only way to preserve this would be to find an English word that has the same double meaning.

Like I said, doing something 'easy' (for clarification, doing something in a relaxed, carefree manner.) implies doing it slowly. If you're rushing, you're not doing it easy. Doing something slowly doesn't necessarily mean doing it 'easy'. It could simply be a long, slow process like taking a final exam.

Take it easy is even a fucking phrase in English. For fucks sake why are you trying to change it?

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>>1492281
Learn to deal with shit you don't like. Are you the same internet tough guy that laughed at everyone in these threads because they won't ever lose their virginity?

>>1492290

Hell, I would translate the FIRST one as "gently and/or easily".

sage this shit

>>1492299
"Quickly run away slowly!" doesn't make sense
Amazingly, neither does "Quickly run away easy!". Is that really so hard to understand?

>>1492299

So... Japanese humor is redundant and meaningless paradoxes.
... Wow.
That's an eye-opener.

forget what I said, ITT yukkurifags troll themselves

>>1492308

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

sage doesn't work you stupid fucks.
Just hide threads.
besides, Yukkuri is /jp/, shit like this is why moot made /jp/.
Just so it won't be in /a/.

Take is slowly may be more accurate, but it will never catch on.

Take it easy has been used in the english fandom for MONTHS now, and is widely accepted. people are not gonna change from something that sounds better for something that's more accurate.

thread reported, saged and hidden

>>1492335
>But "quickly run away easy!" isn't contradictory. To use "easy", it would have to be "easily run away hard!" or "difficultly run away easy!"
yes, it is. You cannot be at ease AND make an effort to move faster

and as I said,
>Do not be a retard and think that 'easy' can only mean the opposite of hard
see >>1492290. Do you at least speak japanese? You seem to be having trouble understanding English.

>>1492335
Too bad everything you say is invalidated by your shitty edits.

Take it easy, fags

One reason I prefer the translation of "take it easy":

So I can tell all you arguers about translations to do it slowly

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>>1492483
I fucking cried

Ugh. That comic edit is lame. You can tell they are shooped together.

>>1492568

From the pixels, right?

Anyone has the original version of it?

Original is on danbooru:
http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/post/list/DOS/4

start from bottom up

>http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/post/list/DOS/4

wait, I just noticed it's missing a bunch of pages.

.

okay, llet's put aside the easy/slow translation thing and get back to SRS BSNS.

Yukkuri biology; what do you think?

If anyone here has kids, I'd love to hear what age level is close to yukkuri's intelligence.

>yukkuri
fucking sage

>>1492617
>Yukkuri is why moot made /jp/
sage this newfriend

the language doesn't' allow for a perfect translation, but easy works in all situations, even though you lose some of the slowly jokes.

anyways, I need some opinions on the 3rd panels joke. It's fuckin hilarious, but I kinda feel I'm presenting it in a clumsy manner

>>1492638
I didn't say Yukkuri.
I said shit like this.
And Touhou.
And VNs.
And Type-moon.
And all kinds Japanese crap.

>>1492633

I don't see how "take it slowly" is more accurate.
It's just another bad translation.

The problem is, English lacks a word that means both "easy" in a relaxed sense and "slowly" in a motion sense simultaneously.

Which is strange, because Japanese is usually so much more constricting than English is.

>>1492708
Life is full of exceptions.

>>1492708

Leisurely?

>>1492773
Accept it leisurely.

Sounds weird.

>>1492786

Yep, that's the problem. Leisurely is quite an accurate translation of "yukkuri". Yet it is almost unusable in tranclation of yukkuri comics.

What is this "slowly" faggotry?

It sounds fucking stupid, fuckoff.

So has anyone started working on that yukkuri doujin by this artist?

Please don't make me (poorly) translate it.

So, Anon, what makes you like Yukkuris?

>>1492930

I got it! I got it!

I used to like these threads

now its nothing but gore

>>1493291
A bad translation is better than none at all, right?

>>1493295
Not really, some cute things still come up.

>>1493299
They're cute and extremely stupid.
Not to mention delicious.

>>1493539
I'm not a fan of beans, so eating is out of the question. Refreshing, on the other hand...

>>1492387
>Do not be a retard and think that "at ease" is the default definition of "easy", when "not difficult" is its most common definition and that is how most people will interpret it.
So you accept that it's a valid translation. Why not use it? Do you honestly think that the people on /jp/ are as retarded as you and can't realize that if one definition doesn't fit, another one might? You don't think that the frequency of the phrase "take it easy", which clearly uses the 2nd definition, might clue people in as to which definition to use?
If the Japanese are allowed to use a word with two meanings, why can't we?

>And do I have to mention the English connotations of "Marisa is really easy!" ?
We're not 13 anymore. I hope.

Yukkuri

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>>1493933
I thought you kids had classes today. Reported.

Because you are using the wrong meaning. I suggest that Slowly can also have two meanings, and that it is closer to the Japanese connotations of Yukkuri.

Tell you what, go to some other Japanese-speaking forum and ask which ones are the correct translations.

"Yukkuri shineh!" -> "Drop dead easy!" or "Die slowly!"

"Yukkuri dekinai yukkuri wa yukkuri ja nai!" -> "Yukkuri who can't take it easy isn't a Yukkuri!" or "Slowly who isn't Slowly isn't Slowly!"?

"Yukkuri hanashite ne!" -> "Let me go easy!" or "Let me go slowly!"

"Yukkuri shinaide hayaku shite ne!" -> "Don't take it easy and hurry okay!" or "Don't be slow and hurry, okay!"

"Yukkuri tabete ne!" -> "Eat it easy!" or "Eat it slowly!"

"Yukkuri matte ne!" -> "Wait easy okay!" or "Wait slow okay!"

"Yukkuri uta'ta yo!" -> "I sang easy!" or "I sang slowly!"

"Yukkuri kae'ta yo!" -> "I came home easy!" or "I came home slowly!"

"Yukkuri soda'te ne!" -> "Grow up easy okay!" or "Grow up slowly okay!"

"Yukkuri umarete ne!" -> "Get born easy okay!" or "Get born slowly okay!"

"Yukkuri nigeru yo!" -> "We'll run away easy!" or "We'll run away slowly!"

糞スレの皆ユックリと逝ってよし。

>>1493920
>"Yukkuri shinaide hayaku shite ne!" -> "Don't take it easy and hurry okay!" or "Don't be slow and hurry, okay!"
It seems that you're translating "yukkuri" as "take it easy" there, and in several others.

>I suggest that Slowly can also have two meanings
Funny, that's exactly what I was saying about Easy, and I already showed that the English definition of easy works fine.

>correct translations
outside of the yukkuri context, I'm not saying that 'yukkuri' can't mean slowly. But their catchphrase, 'yukkuri shittete ne', has been translated as 'take it easy' for quite some time now. If you didn't know, that is a phrase in English. Why would you favor 'do it slowly' over the English phrase? Or are you saying that 'easy' isn't a valid translation at all? Going back to the definition I posted,
>having plenty of time and space, and to be able to feel comfortable.
That sounds to me a lot like
>3. providing or conducive to ease or comfort; comfortable: an easy stance; an easy relationship.
or
>2. free from pain, discomfort, worry, or care
>12. not forced or hurried; moderate: an easy pace.
Someone else even said that the first definition could be translated as 'easy'. And again, 'easy' assumes 'slowly' so the joke is preserved, but doing something 'slowly' doesn't necessarily mean doing something in a relaxed manner.

No, it doesn't work because most of the Japanese jokes are about them saying "Slowly" in ludecrous ways.

You're missing the fact that when words have more than one definition, people go with the first definition that fits - and when "easy" as in "not difficult" fits the logic of the scene better, they will go with that.

And the problem with that is that often the yukkuri are supposed to be saying something illogical.

"Get born slowly" while the mother is experiencing painful childbirth. "Get born easy" is exactly the logical thing to say here - AND THUS WHY ENGLISH SPEAKERS MISS THE JOKE.

Or - an Alice is raping a yukkuri. The victim shouts "Yukkuri shite ne!". "Take it easy!" - it could be one way of saying "lay off!" so the English readers assume it reads that way. And they miss the joke of the victim telling the attacker to "do it slowly!"

>ludecrous

>people go with the first definition that fits
Right, which is the definition I've been talking about. Since they say 'easy' practically like 'Desu', it shouldn't take long for anyone to realize that it's the exact same definition of 'easy' in 'get born easy' as in 'take it easy', even if someone doesn't immediately realize which definition to use.

>And the problem with that is that often the yukkuri are supposed to be saying something illogical.
Again, 'quickly run away easy' is as contradictory as 'quickly run away slowly'

>AND THUS WHY ENGLISH SPEAKERS MISS THE JOKE.

B^U

I don't think so, anon.

"Quickly" and "Slowly" are a step forward or a step back - "Easy" is some kind of step to the side. It just becomes something random. "Quickly" or "slowly", on the other hand are either logical or illogical to the situation.

>>1494037
I have no idea what you just said

>>1492200
>Slowly
You know, translation is never a matter of simple substitution, even with very basic sentences. Translating poems and jokes is a whole another level of complexity, and translating puns is pretty much impossible- you have to take the mood of the work, accompanying artwork and the whole setup, perhaps even the characteristics of target reader and other things into account, and hope to come with a suitable pun in the target language.

Yet you hope to improve the situation by simply replacing "yukkuri" in original with "slowly" in English. Think again.

"Slowly do it!" you used isn't really English. If you argue they are saying nonsence, so it should be translated as nonsence, then we could as well say "Yukkuri shittete ne!", or "Frog blast the vent core!".

>Frog blast the vent core!

Best translation.

>"Yukkuri shittete ne!"

I would actually prefer that, along with using "yukkuri" in all the dialogue.

Wow, part 2 of the burned mouth comic. I didn't think he'd make it

I may have found the site DOS posts on. Chinese posters can look here if they want to.

http://www.freeyy.org/himitu/pixmicat.php?res=1055&page_num=all

Kind of a weird version of futaba.

translation check please, beginning of the bullyanon series

Box:I got another pair. why is it that they die, this is the third time trying to breed them
M: You get the privilege of being done by Marisa’s prize peni peni!!!
below M: *splooch* sticky sound
below below M: wild/feral marisa
Below R: *squish*

--------------------
M: re-reimuuu!!! feels greeeeeeaaat!!!
sfx above: sound of glomping? or literally thrusting?
sfx below: hump/unf
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nwooooooo!!! refreshhhhhhed!!!
sfx: "niyoki"? sprout maybe? or grow?
--------------------
box: thank you and good bye number three
bullyanon: kinda annoying...
sfx above M: huff huff
sfx below M: tremble tremble

>>1494959
"Braggable" is the most common, isn't it?

So, uh... Why not use both "slowly" and "easy" whenever one fits better? ...Or worse as the case may be.

>Marisa’s prize peni peni!
I've seen sentences like "Marisa's renowned peni peni" "Marisa's braggable peni peni", it could also work with "famous", "awesome" and "amazing". But "prize"? Maybe "prize-worthy"?

>>1494913
SLOW RIDE, TAKE IT EASY!

This is worse than the yukkuri canonfag.

"prize" sounds best to me.

>>1495375
This, or the cheating comic?

>>1495423

>>1495428

>>1494495
requesting another check, last panel, clockwise:

M: WHY IS MY HAT WIERD? (slurred)
Title text @ right: Yukkuri hardship #3
Above KoR and KoA: As much as possible, we'll take it easy
KoM: Pissing, pissing
KoR: Shitting Shitting

>>1495277
>KoM: Pissing, pissing
>KoR: Shitting Shitting

I'm not entirely, but fairly, certain that the komarisa's line is what has been translated in other pictures as "I'm doing weewee!" If it is the same line, I'd use that for the sake of uniformity, and "I'm doing poopoo!" for the koreimu.

By the way, does anyone have that picture of the Sanaekkuri and Kanako and Suwako koyukkuris?

>>1495384
The cheating one.

>>1493443
IS THAT DAN KIM'S HANDIWORK?
FUCK YOU DAN, GIVE ME A PROPER UPDATE YOU BLOC QUEBECOIS-VOTING CITIZEN.
I HOPE YOU CEDE FROM CANADA, MOTHERFUCKER.

>>1495675
He can't vote for the Bloc, he's in Ontario

>>1495744
Since when? Last I heard he lived somewhere near Montreal or something.

>>1496057
>Waterloo's in BELGIUM

Don't remind me.

>>1495780
He attends University of Waterloo, don't he?
Waterloo's in Ontario

Let's start up a new story
Title is "Marisa's Happiness"

and I'm stopping here for now because I need that translation checked

>>1496193
cause I was confusing the hell out of myself trying to figure that part out, seems so obvious now that you pointed it out. thanks

DUN DUN DUN...

more tomorrow

>>1495839
Waterloo's in BELGIUM.
Hmm, now that I think of it, I'm not sure why I though he lived in Quebec. Maybe because it's marginally better than Ontario.

>>1495675

looks more like formerlyanon to me

>>1496057
there is also a waterloo in ontario

>>1495839
He graduated.
He moved to Quebec last year, but I'm not sure whether he's still there or not.

>>1496066
There's one in Australia too, that won't make this thread any more /jp/ related.
Yukkuris?

>>1496065
He'd never draw Yukkuris, seriously.

>>1496065
>>1496084
Have you been to his site recently?
He won't fucking shut up with the "Take it easy"s.
Also:
http://manga.clone-army.org/sidepics/REFRESHED.png

So uh. Are they pissing and shitting for any special reason? They don't even seem to be malicious.

>>1496118
I was talking about formerly-anon, actually.

>>1496149
>Be easy
I suck at reading hiragana, but doesn't that just say 'Take it easy'?

>>1496158
>>We'll sing songs to pass the time while we wait for the rain to end!
Why isn't that part translated?

>>1496172
well, it's
yukkuri shiyou ne
instead of
yukkuri shiteitte ne

the yukkuri way/method
instead of
do/take it yukkuri

so I'm using "be easy" to differentiate

>>1496492
It's completely dependent on the author.

Any waterduct readers here? Are there any stories describing the origins of alice rape troupes (not in general, I mean if you have a given troupe, how did it form?), or what happens to the alices resulting from rape after they grow up? I've probably already given the answer, but is it ever specifically said?

>>1496495
Again, they don't seem to be urinating/defecating ON her, they just seem to be unaware that she's there and being urinated on.

Also, that's 3, this is 5. Where are the others?

REQUESTING MORE IMAGES OF THEM BEING DEAD

>>1496216
http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/post/list/violence/1
eat your heart out, and fuck off

Uh oh, yukkuri AIDS.

>>1496252
god I love Yukkuri family drama comics

>>1496455
I've come to the belief individual Alices don't have there rapist instincts awakened, but as more Alices are added into a group, they become greater and greater rapists.

>>1496455
They're defecating and urinating on her because hatless Yukkuri deserve no respect. REMEMBER, every plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan.

>>1496492

that's frighteningly like humans

>>1496455
Any insights on the origin behind the city-sect thing for Alice yukkuri? To me, this seems to be something that just comes out of nowhere.

>>1496232
>therefore

...why did you add that? Why would a yukkuri say that? If you're going to reword what's translated, at least do it while still keeping them talking like yukkuris.

>>1496242
>I'm unable to go back That is, I can't take it easy if...

If you're going to take liberties, at least have the sentences make sense.

>>1496799
Play the goddamn games

>>1496830
Fair enough.

>>1496245
Please fix your edit. You've got most of it wrong, except a few things.

M: "Yu!! Thank you! Alice!"

M: "Marisa wants to get refreshed!"
A: "Eh!?"

A: "It's my first time..."
M: "Yu! I got it!"

"N'hooooooooOO!!"
"I'm gonna cum-!!"

"Refreshed-!!"

Remember, Alice is the one who gets pregnant.

>>1497130
>most of it wrong
I mean most of it right, argh.

>>1496799
Perfect Cherry Blossom dialogue:

Alice: Then surely you are a magician of the untamed fields.

Marisa: As opposed to a magician from a greenhouse?

Alice: As opposed to a magician from a city sect.

I still think that combining the two images was a bad idea. The first image had to be stretched to fit when the original editor attached the first and second comic together. Just keep them separate, dude. It makes no sense to combine them. Pic related, I edited in stuff myself until the original editor redoes the comic.

Did somebody ask for cute?

>>1497620

IS THAT A JUNKKURI

>>1496830

Get used to these questions, yukkuri is probably going to be bigger than touhou soon enough.

>>1497620

The got Gin's eye color wrong.
It's hot pink.
How they got blue I will never know.

>>1497661
As much as I got into the violence, I would probably still love to have one as a pet.

Or a few.

>>1497566
do you have it saved somewhere? does anyone? cause I never saw a translation for it.

>>1497661

You're weird.

Just get a dog if you want company.

Don't talk to the talking jelly donuts.

You're supposed to want a Rozen Maiden if you're a hikkikomori.

Damn do I want Barasuishou.
In every sense of the word want.

>>1497414
And then I'll tell them to play the fucking yukkuri games.

>>1497677
Thanks for re-editing. You clone quite nicely.

>>1496143

Uh... pretty sure I translated this story a couple of weeks ago.

And
>>1496245
Is wrong, IIRC it was Marisa who came onto Alice, who said it was her first time.

>>1496455

I'm of the opinion that should be "doing chii chii" instead of "doing wee wee" since "chii chii" is a word they made up for yukkuris, and not something an ordinary Jpanese would understand.

The "poo poo" can stay, it's close to regular Japanese.

DAWN OF THE RETURN OF THE REVENGE OF THE YUKKURI DOOM MOD PART 2: TAKE IT EASIER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dEtgP3zq08

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WORSE, THIS SLOWLY FAGGOTRY OR GIVING THE YUKURIS GENITALIA?

YOU DECIDE

>http://manga.clone-army.org/sidepics/REFRESHED.png

Goddamn yukkuris, it's because of them I can't help but smirk every time I see or hear "Refreshing!" in real life

>>1497288

Do Yukkuris dream of manju sheep?

Okay, I gotta ask.... how many of you here are NEET/hikkis? Because I am, and I would love to have a yukkuri around for company. And I wouldn't do torture, I'd treat it well and tease it occasionally, Makako-style.

>>1497829
Damn, I want this.

>>1497829
PROTIP: To kill the yukkuridemon, shoot it until it dies.

>>1497829
Great, I'm actually curious about what moontube would have to say about this.

>>1497870
Me too. Is it possible for us Westerners to upload videos there?

>>1497829

I lol'd at 0:26 and the end

Guys, why can't we just use BOTH "easy" and "slowly" depending on context?

>>1497829
I want whatever hack lets you say "Objection!" whenever you punch someone. The yukkuri hack would be good too.

Why Doom , and not, say, Quake? Quake lets you do more with the AI and such...

>>1498043
Doom is a LOT easier to work with than Quake, mainly because I have no experience in 3D modeling. This thing isn't meant to be a "professional" mod - it's just something I work on in my spare time for fun.

>>1498070
Hey

Moontube

Go

Don't add any text or anything, run some one-liner through google translate and copy+paste touhou+yukkuri description tags into it.

>>1498115
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5021722
?

>>1498136
AND NOW WE WAIT

>>1498149
Using the Japs to do our work for us, BRILLIANT!

>>1497308
>>1497288
so if you're so goddam annoyed, why don't you actually suggest something instead? or can you actually read the japanese? As far as I can make out, "Dakara" means therefore. Maybe could be changed to "so...". And marisa doesn't say anything meaningful. She's kinda flustered and alice cuts her off. If you want to go and read the moonspeak and come up with a better translation, go ahead. I'd rather just edit.

Okay, can someone explain the pics where Reimu or some other yukkuri is shown on a colorful background, and the words "heavenly feeling!" are shown? Is that a reference to some anime?

In one of the darker parts of one of the darker and more mysterious woods of Gensokyo (where the food is digested) sat, on a log, two Yukkuris, of the common Alice and Marisa types. They sat. They sat so easy it made sleeping look like bicycling up Mount Everest on a penny farthing with a flat tire. They sat yet more, looking vaguely ahead, looking at nothing, thinking whatever great and strange thoughts a Yukkuri is privy to. One of them, the Marisa, drew an acoustic guitar from under its hat and began to strum, the gentle notes clear and strong in the cool night.

"A-a-are you going to Scar-borough Fair..." sang the Reimu, and the two did sing. Hidden by the gentle crooning of the Yukkuri, Alice of the Margatroid line sneaked nearby, her secret project tucked under one arm.

It would only take a few more stitches to complete. Here in the wild was the best place to test. Of all the Yukkuri she'd ever seen, not a one was in the shape of her own head. She'd seen a number of Cirno, a handful of eerie, unsettling Tewi, and even that one girl, the one who exploded into organ confetti when she tripped over a snail and fell on a bed of feathers. But no Alice. No Yukkuri for Alice. And every Marisa she'd try to keep kept escaping. Usually after eating all her food. No, the time had come to make an Alice Yukkuri to play with all the other Yukkuri. Alice could finally have some vicarious friends.

She drew the pillow-sized Alice Yukkuri, added a little extra stuffing, and sewed her back up. With a few magic words, the artificial Yukkuri shuddered to life. "Say after me," Alice said. "'Take it easy!'"

"Chake it eajy!" the Alice burbled.

"There you go." She squished the Alkkuri. "Aren't you the cutest! They'll just gobble you up! Now go--go and make mommy proud!" She set the Alice on the ground and it sped off to the stump Yukkuri. The Yukkuri sang away:

"I'm a cop killer, better you than me
"Cop killer, eff police bru-ta-li-ty..."

>>1498665
he Marisa ceased her strumming. "Hey. Bucephalus." It nudged the Reimu. "What's with that thing?" It pointed (in such a way a Yukkuri may point) at the impending Alkkuri.

"It is a mystery," the Reimu, apparently named Bucephalus, said. The Alkkuri pulled to a stop in front of the natural-born heads. It swiveled, sized each of them up, and leaped onto the Marisa's face.

"LEZ' GED REFRESHED!" the Alkkuri burbled with the volume and force of a cannon.

"Agggh! Getitoffmegetitooooff!" screamed the Marisa, who dropped her guitar and more pertinently began to run like a Yukkuri with a horny Alkkuri violently humping its headback.

"Clever Hans!" said Bucephalus. "You've been accosted!"

"DON'TTAKEITEASYANDGEDDITOFFFF!" screamed Clever Hans the Marisa. The Alkkuri was making terrible squeaking noises.

"I must act without ease!" Bucephalus said. "But in order to plan, I must burn, as Father Nodens before me." She packed a little Fine Greenery into a hand-rolled and toked as was demanded by fate.

>>1498669
Bucephalus sat on the stump and enjoyed Kind; Clever Hans ran sreaming around, the Alkkuri humping away. Alice was privy to this and this alone.

Casting aside the remnants of the handrolled, Bucephalus fetched the guitar, wound up, and smashed it into the Alkkuri as Marisa raced around. The Alkkuri burst into yarn and stuffing. Clever Hans fetched its hat and returned to the stump. "Damn was that uneasy," it said.

"I have yet to come to terms with my hatred of Alice of Margatroid," said Bucephalus.

"If she weren't already sterile, I'd push her down the stairs every time she got pregnant," said Clever Hans.

"Indeed. Were it up to me, I would suggest we forget the late unpleasantness through the taking of ease and the strumming of the guitar," said Bucephalus.

"Sounds like a party!" said Clever Hans. Bucephalus took the reins, and Clever Hans did sing: "Pan-American nightmare, ten-thousand feet fun fair..."

Alice took cover behind her tree and pulled Shanghai from her purse full of wickedness. She nudged her dolly awake; she rubbed the sleep from her eyes.

>>1498655
Does he also have nanomachine hax?

This is getting ridiculous.
Not that it wasn't before.

>>1498295
Sounds like standard meaningless Engrish to me.

1493 legend of kowakourin (scary kourin)

there was once a special kind of yukkuri kourin

unlike other yukkuri, it was one that could never take it easy

if spoken to by another yukkuri, it would usually say "as long as you're alive, I can't ever take it easy"

truly, this kourin disliked other yukkuri
but what he hates the most is in fact his own self

because kourin has no eyes...

while he wore glasses it was just to hide his defects

God I hate these things

421

There was a mute Meirin that was often bullied by her pack. She was tough, but no matter how much abuse she would receive she would not fight back and accept it all

There was also kowakourin (from above) in the forest. Many yukkuri tried to trip it by setting rocks in its path, but kourin would always avoid it easily. Alice and Patchu tried to bring down its self esteem by criticizing it, but neither could win in a verbal argument against Kourin. Eventually everyone avoided Kourin.

Everyday Meirin would be abused, particularly by leader Marisa who despises her lack of reaction.

Everyday after the abuse, unbeknown to the other yukkuri, Kourin would mend Meirin's wounds and bring her back to "their place of promise"

One day, lackey Reimu reported this to leader Marisa who decided to abuse Meirin in front of Kourin. She thinks that they'll get a reaction from Meirin this time.

Meirin was tackled, Meirin was stoned... Meirin was impaled by a twig.. and she finally died

>>1498653
Everyone laughed because the mute freak died.

"oh my... you assholes are really stupid, aren't you?"
Kourin spoke in a different tone for the first time.

The other yukkuri started their verbal abuse on Kourin, but he replied back by calling the other yukkuri thrash

Enraged, leader Marisa told her lackeys to kill Kourin

but you just don't mess with a blind master

with highly precise movements, Kourin dodged lackey Reimu's body press and revealed a kunai he has hidden in his mouth. (kourin is hollow and can store weapons inside him like Turn A gundam)

SLASH SLASH.. Reimu loses her eyes

>>1498655
Leader Marisa runs for her life. She thinks she can outrun a blind yukkuri. She runs and runs... and she trips on something. Excruciating pain runs through her body. Marisa has tripped on Meirin's twig impaled corpse and said twig has now impaled her too.

Nooooooooooooo!

Kourin prepares to harvest Marisa's eyes, but Marisa begs to Kourin to spare her eyes. She claims that she is a changed person.

"Oh really? if so I will forgive you. But keep in mind that I hate liars"

"Ssssure.. sure! Barisa will do anything!"

Deep inside however, Marisa is already plotting revenge against Kourin

"Very well then, close your eyes. I will free you from that twig"

>>1498642

No, I mean, is it a reference to something? Because I've seen multiple images featuring the same thing.

Like this third panel:
http://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/post/view/1159

>>1496513
This appears to be 6.

Short series I'm pulling from Futaba. This seems to be the first page. The rest are unambiguously marked.
There's also a new 33 page Alice&yukkurisa story. Seems to be a redoing of Yukkuri no More, but unless it continues there's no Alice mindrape at the end. Will post it in the next thread.

Autosage already? Seems to be

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