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Always remember to help the elderly cross busy streets! Always offer to help carry grandma's groceries for her!

>> No.14960703

>>14960685
One foot in the grave already! A decaying empty womb!

>> No.14961925

>>14960685
Don't marry an old hag though! That's GROSS!

>> No.14962004

>>14961925
I'm old too so it's fine.

>> No.14962090

I want to be a happy elderly couple with Kaede.

>> No.14962182

>>14960685

I want to make her feel young again.

>> No.14963570

>>14962182
How would you do that, make her play with toys?

>> No.14965021
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14965021

Shenanigans with the elderly!

>> No.14965034

Stay in drugs
Don't do school
Always, always listen to your grandparents

>> No.14967902

>>14965021
Old women can grow mustaches?

>> No.14968066
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14968066

Kaede-chan is a cute little loli.
A CUTE LITTLE LOLI!

>> No.14969066

>>14968066
It's always sad to see someone incapable of aging gracefully and trying to desperately hold on to their youth.

>> No.14969153

>>14965034

Brush your dogfood.

>> No.14969635

>>14969066
No way dude, Kaede is a beautiful hag.

>> No.14970082
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14970082

It's rude to talk about a woman's age.

>> No.14970274

>>14970082
At first I thought she was using a cane
LMAOOOOOOO

>> No.14970505
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14970505

How much time does this grandma have left?

>> No.14970514

wow /jp/ sure is rude

>> No.14970519

>>14970514
How is carrying grandma's groceries rude?

>> No.14970529

Call her onee-san, /jp/, like so: "Kaede-san is so pretty! Is she your sister?"

>> No.14970765

>>14970505
Not much. Her eggs are drying up fast.

>> No.14970925

>kaede has my same birthday

Cool

>> No.14972030
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>>14970529
No she's my grandma!

>> No.14973478

>>14970505
She's 17 forever!

>> No.14973518
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14973518

Onee-chan!

>> No.14973538

>>14973478
17 is the new 40! 25 is the new 60!

>> No.14973585

>>14973538

T-then what does that make 30?

>> No.14973586

>>14973585
RIP

>> No.14977111

>>14968066
This picture is just way too cute.

>> No.14987097

>>14967902
Yes, she can.

>> No.14987518
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>>14987097
That is pretty gross.

>> No.14987895
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>>14987518
Would you still love her though?

>> No.14987928

>>14987895
What is she doing?

Why is she covering her smelly armpit? Did she notice someone staring at it?

>> No.14987987
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14987987

I love Kaede so much.

Why can't she be real?

>> No.14988008

I want to rub her mature feet while she closes her eyes and smiles in bliss

>> No.14988577

>>14987895
Of course I would.

>> No.14989101

i would make kaede the mother of my children.

>> No.14989612
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14989612

>>14987928
If you must know...

>> No.14989643

>>14989612
DELETE THIS

>> No.14989682
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>>14989643
Nothing wrong with it, all anime girls before the 20th century were like that.

>> No.14989779

>>14989682
I wish they still were.

>> No.14990140

You know, that subtle heterochromia does things to my heart.

>> No.14990291

>>14960685
My grandmother chainsmokes and calls me racial slurs.
Fuck her.

>> No.14990324

>>14989682
On the contrary, there's everything wrong with it.

>> No.14991478
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>> No.14992111

>>14970505
Aliens age much slower, anon. Or in Nana's case, not at all!

>> No.14993092

>>14991478
Grandma is flat!

>> No.14993293

>>14991478
eww she literally has grandma feet. Either that or Ashito can't draw feet for shit.

>> No.14993533

>>14993293
Her feet are fine, they're just a little...detailed? It's the same thing with his hands, sometimes. Something about the shading. Ashito always draws his girls in cute socks though so it doesn't matter.

>> No.14993649

>>14960685
there's not a single good thread in the catalog but this is the worst one

>> No.14995599

>>14990291
Your grandma is just tsun!

>> No.14999554

>>14991478
The tied up hair is really cute.

>> No.14999569
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>> No.15000070

>>14999569
From who?

>> No.15000377

>>15000070
Me!

>> No.15007546

>>15000377
No, its from me!

>> No.15008494

>>14993293
Would she let me massage her cute smelly veiny hagfeet?

>> No.15011354
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15011354

Good everyone's name is still normal here.

>> No.15011526
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15011526

How old is Kaede?

>> No.15011606

>>15011526
74

>> No.15011612

>>15011526
Too old!

>> No.15018974

>>15011526
That kong is ugly.

>> No.15019066

>>15018974
Wrong. All kongs are cute.

>> No.15019264
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>>15011526
The young age of 25. At the prime of her life!

>> No.15019524
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15019524

Im going to reach Kaede's age soon, why cant I find her irl?

>> No.15019682

I want to marry Kaede!

>> No.15021642

>>15019524
Check the old folk's home!

>> No.15021725

>>15021642
rude

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>> No.15029270

>>15028304
This meto guy really likes kaede.

>> No.15030117

>>15029270
We all really like Kaede.

>> No.15036164
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>> No.15036477

Does kaede likes anal?

>> No.15036509

>>15036477
No.

>> No.15040500
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15040500

>>15030117
I really REALLY like Kaede!

>> No.15040603

>>14967902
>>14987097
>>14987518
Is the /jappie/ who draws mustaches on anime characters still around? I have not been here in a while. :)

>> No.15040636
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15040636

Wife
[wahyf]
noun, plural wives
[wahyvz]
1. a married woman, especially when considered in relation to her partner in marriage.

>> No.15041548

>>15040500
I really really REALLY like Kaede!

>> No.15044761
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15044761

I'd do anything for her sake.

>> No.15044814

>>14989612
Oh yes

>> No.15045312

>>15044761
Did you mean sake or sake?

>> No.15046456

>>15045312
Sake, as in sake.

>> No.15047930
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15047930

Gentlemen, I need your help.

I have to give a presentation on elevators next week, and I need a good elevator pun to open with.

>> No.15047954

>>15047930
I'm having ups and downs trying to come up with a good pun.

>> No.15048326

>>15047954


Yeah, I'm just not feeling anything to counterweight the blank I'm drawing.

>> No.15051153

>>15048326
A good one will really take your presentation to the next level.

>> No.15052406

>>15051153
>>15048326
>>15047954
Looks like you're really getting shafted in the pun department.

>> No.15053987

>>15040636
Marrying and growing older with Kaede!

>> No.15056680

>>15036509
How do you know?

>> No.15056733

>Always remember to help the elderly cross busy streets!

Why? And why are old people so fucking slow that they can't cross the street by themselves? God fucking damn!

>> No.15057411

>>15056733
one time i saw an old lady with 3 grocery bags in front of our building
she was slowly opening the door, dragging a bag inside, then slowly pulling the door again to go outside to repeat the process
it was a real struggle
i went and held the door for her, which made her almost fall because she was leaning hard on the door
at least she didn't misunderstood my intention and smiled at me

moral of the story: exercise regularly so your body won't deteriorate too much when you're old

>> No.15058263

>>15011526
17

>> No.15058646

>25
>old

That's the age of the average 4chan user though

>> No.15059695

>>15058646
The age of the average 4chan user is probably around 16. But in /jp/ it might be spot on, if not older.

>> No.15066674

>>15059695
27 here so you're possibly right.

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>>15068678
*Return to Sender*

>> No.15072643

>>15058646
Yes, and in fact everyone here is a lonely loser with suicidial thoughts because he's too old to do anything social.

>> No.15073188
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>>15072596
Feel free to drop her off at my place.

>> No.15075658

>>15073188
Grandma is sexy!

>> No.15080536

>>15057411
My body is already deteriorating from post on /jp/ all day.

>> No.15080901

What's wrong with her eyes? Is she okay?

>> No.15084289
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15084289

Cake eating cake!

>> No.15084291

Hi new friend here. How do you consider a 25 years old fine lady a grandma? I don't understand you virgins.

>> No.15084611
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15084611

She's pretty though, I admit. And her voice is kinda cute.

Guess I'm gonna watch nother idol anime.

>> No.15084646

>>15084611
Sadly she isn't very prominent in the series, she gets like 1 episode out of 24 that really revolves around her.

>> No.15084673

>>15084646
Well fuck. She still appears at half of them, right?

>> No.15084739

>>15084673
I don't remember, it wasn't many though.

>> No.15086142

>>15046456
Like sake sake or sake sake?

>> No.15086147

>>15086142
Like will you poor me some more sake for heavens sake.

>> No.15090614
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15090614

>>15084673
Not really.

She has maybe a handful of cameos throughout the show and then the one episode where she's the main focus.

>> No.15096468

Kaede needs an entire series about here drinking and doing radio shows.

>> No.15101206

>>15080901
She is perfect.

>> No.15109581

>>15058646
Why is 4chan so full of grandpas?

>> No.15115025

>>15096468
booring. We need a series about her getting shitfaced and having casual sex with strangers.

>> No.15116980

>>14993092
Better a flat grandma than a kneepad grandma

>> No.15117661

>>15019264
Not according to Japan.

>> No.15124502

I want to drink with Kaede.

>> No.15132859
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15132859

>>15117661
Japan has shit values and tastes.

>> No.15138760

>>15132859
Defiantly, there is nothing wrong with being over 25.

>> No.15145145

The cutest.

>> No.15152193

>>15145145
Defiantly.

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