/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15058508
Undead a best

>>15058508
Is that a corset I see?

I love my dragon so much, I'm going to give her the whole world as a treasure!

>>15058513
I'd have to disagree, I say that long bodied monster girls a best.

>>15058479
Whether or not you think they're good doesn't matter. Stop letting personal opinion paint reality a different colour in your eyes.

Maids are olev, no matter the species

>>15058508
I'm going to blow into Basilisk class-reps ears!

>>15058518
But that would mean administration of the world, are you and her ready to handle that responsibility of shaping a world worthy of respect?

Or are you gonna do something like have a steady income and the rest of the countries do whatever?

>>15058513
My brother.

where did she leave her visor?

REMINDER: your waifu loves you and loves when you post her

>>15058526
Holst maids are extra olev.

>>15058513
Wights In Living Armour.

>>15058521
Houri a shit. When was the last time one was even mentioned? Boring, bland shit. Cupids have more going for them.

>>15058521
Anon I understand your position but please don't bring up old shit that got the previous thread nuked. It already happened the last time before that one.

Whoever was fast enough to get this made, we're comrades now.

>>15058521
Don't drag this shit into the new thread.

>>15058532
In your underwear drawer. She likes the smell on her face.

>>15058538
>got the previous thread nuked

It was archived with no mod intervention. What are you talking about?

>>15058535
Is there any way you could go wrong with a holst?

>>15058554
Anon likes to make things up

>>15058528
Well, if you say it like that, maybe I'll give her one of those snow globes with a planet inside. We can start with that and then we build up.

>>15058537
PROMISES BROKEN LEAVES WORDS UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAAME

>>15058532
I like how the glow around her pussy acts as a natural censor. Though, I have to wonder why her upper arms look so tiny.

>>15058537
Golly, she sure sounds like a nice lady. I better prepare for our date, I hope she likes Disney movies!

>>15058558
A Holstaur that can't lactate.

Oh hey, a new thread.

Well, done with this one.
Have some lewd everyone! Unless you don't like threesomes.
http://i.imgur.com/vkNA3Pl.png
Imma go take a nap.

>>15058537
Is there such thing as an edgy font that's actually readable?

>>15058563
>Though, I have to wonder why her upper arms look so tiny.
it's because I can be mildly incompetent, thanks for pointing out tho!

>>15058534
I haven't gushed about my waifu in ages, come to think of it. I remember back a fair time ago, when I still got the urge to just spontaneously write paragraphs about her.
I haven't had that urge in a while now.

>>15058557
That detail on her outfit is fuckin' nice.

>>15058571

comic sans

>>15058570
brettygud/10

>>15058563
In relation to her lower half it looks scrawny in comparison. That's why alot of KC's drawing of lamia shaped monster girls typically have their bodies in loops and hands with large sleeves/hands to keep everything looking proportioned.

>>15058570
BLACKBERRY FUCKMUFFIN

>>15058570
Mari has no ass. I'm not even joking, it just looks like it's flatter than a baphomet's chest. Is it the perspective and position? It just looks way too small.

I'm still surprised she didn't get much love nor art

>>15058576
Ah, nice to see you around Sub.

>>15058570
Well done anon, nicely made.

>>15058570
I like it.

>>15058595
I hate riddles

>>15058570
Mari's body is probably the plainest of any Lilim.
Nice work on Deruella's though.

>>15058570
When are you going to draw some more monstergirls that aren't lilims? That's the stuff from you I like the most, really.

>>15058568
Oh that poor thing.

>>15058595
The Apophis and Anubis/Pharoh got the lion's share of the attention.

>>15058595
The only kinds of riddlecats I like are the tauric kind but Bob already ruined every opportunity for a story with one by being the token raid boss training dummy in Stormwind for the thread

>>15058607
What's small, scrawny, and likes it rough?

Hint it's not me

>>15058595
I wish she was designed to look more like a proper liongirl with majestic eagle wings instead of a plain brown catgirl.

Nice work either way Barb.

>>15058597
thanks anon. I've been meaning to draw more for the thread but effort

Was /jp/ there for the advent of poor-moe?

Which MG would best fit with the poor-moe archetype?

>>15058635
>poor-moe
Cute poorfags?

>>15058626
That would have been far better indeed

>>15058595
Shame the wings get omitted so often.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=19687142

'It's Winter.'
'It's Summer.'
and 'It's Fall.' When?

>>15058595
I'd have to agree with >>15058626 on the design. There really isn't much to her except being the Riddler turned into a werecat.
I like the Sphinx anyways, though.

>>15058629
No problem, I like your stuff.

>>15058643
ojou-sama who's dad went bankrupt and now eats bread crusts for lunch. She thinks other people will look down on her and as a result isolates herself, so she has no friends.

>>15058570
>>15058593
Yeah the ass needs work. Other than that it's great.

>>15058635
Forgetting about Miyako from Hidamari Sketch?

>>15058622
That's to be expected from him.

>>15058568
Holsts that can't lactate need the most love. It's like a bald weresheep or an infertile echidna.

>>15058609
I'm not sure about plain, but there's a body type for every person.
>>15058593
There are a lot of things in the way too, this wasn't exactly easy, that and I was rushing to get this done so I can finish a commission before more practice and hours at the studio.
There's a few inconsistencies in here too.
>>15058610
I have 3 more commissions to finish before I'm free.
2 of them should be other monsters if I remember right.
I just wanted to draw druella since I like the character and she's never had a full image before besides a ton of sketches by less.

>>15058648
>It's Winter
>Guy's sitting on the stump while a Yuki-Onna and Glacies try to out-winter moé each other
>Wendigo-chan is up to her neck in snow going "Jiii~" to him
>Jotunn is squatting down, ruffling his hair
>Yetis are hugging his arms and legs

Better post the two others while i'm at it
Fat ghost butt

>>15058669
>Ushi-Oni is behind the tree again, waiting to strike, but wearing a nice scarf.

>>15058657
She could converts those bread crusts into croutons if she can borrow the materials for it.

>>15058651
I think that Fox has had enough to drink.

>>15058668
You were open for commissions?

>>15058680
>It's Summer
>Guy's on the stump
>Ignis dancing in the air
>Kitsch in an aloha shirt getting bugwrapped by the Ushi-Oni
>Jub-Jub Jub-Jubbing

>>15058680
>Summer Ushi is wearing a swimming ring
>Fall ushi has leaves on her head

>>15058671
The most important part about fat ghost ass is:
Can it jiggle?

>>15058671
Ghosts are CUTE.

>>15058668
Ah, if I knew you were open for commissions, I would've got one from you. Did you announce it to the thread?

>>15058715
Do not sexualise the Moses Supposes

>>15058691
Hell no, that's still the shit from way back...
That's what I get for being stupid and taking a crap ton of commissions.
You never know when your life is suddenly going to get insanely busy.
Probably why I'm only ever going to take 1 or 2 commissions at a time now when I do start again.

>>15058671
I like ghost because they are spooky and turn human women into rapists which is an improvement for me.

>>15058682
a friend tells her to do as such.

>>15058647
>TFW no good Sphinx stories

If your favorite monstergirl can't beat you in an off-road race on a top of a ridge then she isn't worthy of becoming a waifu.

>>15058731
>turn human women into rapists
Literally would never happen unless you're a beta Jap or a twig who has a fetish for that kind of thing. You have pretty bad taste.

>>15058750
What if we're both bad drivers?

>>15058747
We'll always have this though.

http://exhentai.org/g/664977/84b3f5c7c7/

tfw no yandere weresheep to comfort me in my time of need

>>15058756
This was a pretty good story.

>>15058754
Magic ghost strength buff or something.

>>15058768
Still wouldn't help for shit, same with any other girl trying to do that shit.

What would Succubi birthed by Dhampirs look like?

Sneks are love. They are life.

>>15058755
Fine, duke it out in Motorstorm Pacific Rift.

>>15058795
What if we both suck at videogames?

>>15058790
I agree anon

>>15058790
I like sneks they are really cute

>>15058802
Then GITGUD

>>15058537
What a good girl.

Cute tired wock.

>>15058811
Monster Girls always have so much fun at the beach.

I'm sure people will love me for this one

>>15058819
>Git Gud
>Not just prescribing them some get gooderall

>>15058822
Does Wock onee-sans "hoard" consist of fine art, literature, and photos of her otouto?

>>15058828
Her legs look tiny and stubby

>>15058828
Daaamn, good work on her tattoos.

>>15058790
There's only one snek that I like.

http://i.imgur.com/cIe4x22.jpg

>>15058827
I want to take Miia and our friends to the beach!

>>15058830
>get gooderall
>Not advising your peers to perform improvements in their performance

>>15058828
More rapebug is always welcome.

>>15058828
Very nice detail here.
You know what you should draw?
Kakuens.

>>15058828
yeah thats great

>>15058844

>>15058557
The Godiva Hair is a nice touch.

>>15058562
I like Red Sun.

>>15058664
Well, I don't care for most of his stuff but that one thing with the Egyptian Gods has left me Triggered McShiggidy-Diggered

>>15058787
Anything that comes from a Dhampir is shit.

>>15058827
>You'll never make a giant girl this happy at the price of exhaustion due to never being able to catch up with her
>You'll never eventually git gud at it and manage to keep up with her whenever she wants to go for a walk
>You'll never unknowingly beat Usain Bolt's speed record everytime you go on a jog with her

>>15058852
How about a Kakuen dressed like Kakyoin?

>>15058855
No thanks, I don't like Lamina.

>>15058862
Even a vampire daughteru?

>>15058867
They're Lamias you knob.

>>15058866
Why Kakyoin?

>>15058846
>That Jab and Wock
kek

>>15058869
No shut up, you don't see anything wrong with my post.

>>15058869
I think it was a pun, Anon. Lamina means blade in portuguese.

>>15058835
Of course, but she hides that in her secret treasure room, for security reasons. Just pull the leftmost book on the shelf in her study and you'll be in her otouto room. Just don't go in while she's in there, you might catch her in an embarrassing position.

>>15058877
Yeah sure, let's go with that so I look like less of a moron.

>>15058868
I wasn't actually serious. Dhampirs arent that bad. They're still worse than vampires though

>>15058866
Not him, but they have nothing in common.

>>15058871
The names are similar.

>>15058896
>They're still worse than vampires though
That's wrong, Vampires are way worse.

>>15058896
>>15058901
Both girls are good in their own way.

>>15058811
That's a big snek.

>>15058901
hahahahahahahha

>>15058907
For you.

>>15058904
Vampires are awful women. At least Dhampirs don't treat you like trash.

Which Undead species has the best ass?

>>15058915
You're wrong, Vampires make for the best yandere motherus.

>>15058811
Damn. I want to take Miia to the beach.

>>15058901
Nope

>>15058923
Vampires are shit wives and even worse mothers.

>>15058916
Wight. for luxuriousness. Ghoul for tightness.

>>15058916
I will hunt down the Anon who posts anything implying that Wight ass is anything but top shelf

>>15058916
The one I like the most.

>>15058931
Wight is not top shelf since it's all opinions.

>>15058915
>>15058928
Dhampir pls go

He's doing the Kejouro.

https://picarto.tv/kuroonehalf

>>15058916
More Abigail when

>>15058934
>The one I like the most.
It's clear as day that you like all Undead.

>>15058934
I will find you.

>>15058916
Jiangshi

Seriously though. Where are the pictures of hellhounds with braids and/or ponytails?

>>15058936
Ahh, the cheongsam Kejourou? I have to admit that this guys style works well both cute AND lewd stuff.

>>15058787
>"I GOTTA RESCUE MY BOYFRIEND!"

>>15058949
They don't exist yet.

>>15058952
>Those thighs
THICK

>>15058939
No actually, I don't like Vampires, Jiangshi, Ghouls or Will-O-Wisps.

>>15058941
What would you do if you found me anon? Rant about how I should give a shit about your opinions?

>>15058963
Absolutely that. Respect my opinions you philistine.

WIGHT IS TIGHT

>>15058949
>Wanting more Hellhounds art.
Either do it yourself or smash your skull against a wall.

>>15058916
Wight. The only way it'll even be a contest is if you account for a Lich doing precision body modification work to sculpt herself dat ass.

>>15058967
Nah, your opinions are shit and I don't want to respect them.

>>15058968
That is right.

>>15058969
Oh yeah baby, that's how daddy likes it.

>>15058969
Upset your low-tier bitch ain't got no art? How about YOU do it yourself or else stop complaining about better girls.

>>15058828
Nice job. Oomukades are already high on my list of mgs, and I have to thank you for this rendition of the cuddlebug.

>>15058996
>>15058999
Don't give the sodium chloride cardinal attention.

>>15058975
Fine then. We'll agree to disagree.

You're still a feg.

>>15058999
The only low tier girls are Manticores and Hellhounds aside from the obvious picks. Ushi Onis are so much better it's not even funny.

>>15058669
Awawa

>>15059016
You're the fucking feg.

>>15059019
Hey there little one, do you need help getting up?

I want to paint a sleeping Dragon's scales!

>>15059019
:^)

>>15059020
Yeah well you're the new Ovaries

>>15059040
That's illegal unless it's safe body paint.

Even then she won't be happy.

>>15059043
Then I'll paint a Wurm instead, since they aren't grumpy!

>>15059042
Oh shit.

>>15059019
>[X] Dump more snow on her

>>15059042
Dumb spider is going to freeze. Gonna have to rape her and make sure she learns not to do something so stupid.

>>15059047
Grumpy Dragons are the best!

I want to tease one and lay in her lap! I want to cuddle her!

>>15059040
I want to sneak into the lair of a big, scary Black Dragon and paint her scales in a flamboyant rainbow of colors.

Then the next village she tries to intimidate won't be able to stop laughing at her.

>>15059042
You're a fucking nerd.

>>15059060
Yeah well you masturbate to 3DPD

>>15058969
Sounds like someone's got diaper-rash.

>>15059031

>>15059067
You're a dumb poophead.

>>15059054
Ushi-Oni probably don't give a fuck about cold weather.

>>15059076
[Wendigo Barking Noises]

>>15059082
Their blood does kinda boil so... yeah.

>>15059082
They probably do give a fuck.

>>15059084

>>15057664
Still requesting

>>15059077
Yeah well your mom

>>15059099
Their nipples probably perk up more often than not.

>>15059106
Yeah well your dad and mom.

>>15059109
Yeah well The Dude abides

>>15059106
>>15059109
Knock it off.

>>15059108
The spidercow is still getting raped.

>>15059109
>>15059106
Oh shit this is getting real

>>15059115
Your Dudeness has arrived

>>15059125
>>15059125

>>15059131
Don't waste images on shitposting.

Well I might not win the contest but at least I got a cute harpy out of it

Did you think this post was just to shill my new oc? Hell naw requests are open

>>15058508
Head Librarian

Loli Mindflayers are cute.

I need BIG wurm hips
Like that pic with the pie

>>15059138
I would fuck that bird. I guess the harpy in front of it is kind of okay too.

>>15059137
Oh boy it's the No-Fun-Allowed thread police.

>>15059138
A massive tiddied MGE Arachne wearing a Holstaurs top.
I wanna see how big you can draw your tiddies.

>>15059148
That Wurm is a menace.

No pie is safe from her.

>>15059146
Mindflayers are not to be trusted no matter the size. Loli Liches are much cuter.

which horn-style is best?

>>15059152
>Spamming the thread's worst meme since Bob is "fun"

Please, tell me more about how wasting images and endlessly braying "Bummerc man" is worth this thread's attention. I'm dying to hear.

Are there any manga about monster girls who are married and have a family?

>>15059172
all are best

>>15059172
2 and are best.

>>15059160
Wrong!
Mindflayer lolis are squishy and adorable.

>>15059152
Using The Dude for the sake of shitposting doesn't sound like a fun activity in all honesty.

>>15059172
3 and 11 are best, perfect handlebars.

>>15059154
That wurm had the most delicious hips in the world, worth feeding as many pies as she wants to make them
If only I could have seen her giant wurm booty too

>>15059177
Hell Teacher Nube has an arc with one I think

>>15059183
While they are squishy Mindflayers only act adorable to lure you in.

>>15059138
You're taking requests?

In that case, would you draw something with a phoenix (it can definitely be Fiora, if you want) and a thunderbird making a lighting and fire spectacle in the sky?

Or maybe a hellhound and a raiju doing the same thing on ground, summoning up electricity and hellfire. Something cool like that.

>>15059174
It's just the shitposters up to their usual faggotry. They do or post something they know pisses people off and then act like they're being unfairly singled out for it.

>>15059172
2 or 4

>>15059131
I'm all for posting the Dude on occasion but please delete off-topic images afterwards.

>>15059138
A jinko ready to pounce her prey

>>15059153
The one in your pic or the classic MGE one?

>>15059196
The first one is something I have wanted to do with my harpy OCs, so that'll come eventually. I might try the hellhound/raiju one then

>>15059138
A Lich masturbating violently with a deadpan expression

>>15059190
If I was asking about arcs, that would already be covered with the one I posted.

>>15059221
The classic MGE for that fine-ass ponytail.

How many draw/writefags have died since mid 2014?

Gimme a stronk MG to write about and maybe you'll get a short

>>15059138
Miia and daughter cuddling with me/darling

>>15059242
Forgot to mention + a basic premise

>>15059236
>writefags
>dying
They just post less frequently. Updating once a week is a bad idea and they all eventually work this out and write in more manageable timeframes.

>>15059236
I wonder how many people who browsed in these threads have died, total.

>>15059236
There's no writefags of value who died if that's your question

>>15059242
Buff intimidating Kikimora
She discovers her master's penis is tiny and laughs at it.

>>15059262
Oh you.

>>15059242
>>15059251
We never got that /fit/ electra complex jabberwock story, so maybe that? Jabberwock getting /fit/ to seduce dad.

>>15059258
As in, actually have died? That's a depressing thought.
>>15059259
Are you implying all the writefags are shit again?

>>15059172
Dear antlers and fleshy unicorn are best.

>>15059242
Minotaur and an Anon of equal strength wresting and ending in missionary hatesex.

>>15059153
Seconding this.

>>15059272
I didn't say anything about them being shit, I'm saying ever since ParkedBuggy passed away I don't really care to say that I've genuinely given a shit about writefags who've legit died instead of post infrequently.

>>15059258
I died four and a half years ago on the operating table but I'm okay now. Get rekt humanfuckers.

>>15059236
rip crayonanon

>>15059295
He just made something two threads ago.

>>15059287
If there was a vote on what unfinished story should be completed I'd be very surprised if that wasn't top of the list.

>>15059272
Yeah. I wonder what the actual statistics are on amount people in these threads dying over time.
You'd probably have to take the average age of people who use this site, their distribution by country, and look up the individual mortality rates for that age group and those most common countries (likely America, Canada and the UK). Then take an average of it all.

With amount of people who usually post in these threads, maybe around 100, you could probably work out the rate per day. I expect it'd be a pretty small decimal, though.
To be a bit more pessimistic, you could convert that number to show one death per arbitrary unit of time, such as month, six month span, and so on.

It wouldn't be very accurate I imagine, but hey. It's something to think about.

>>15059194
Except they aren't acting.

>>15059299
post it

>>15059312
I don't have it, but I'm sure someone here does.

>>15059304
>>15059304
If I could offer the blood of ABBN to bring him back I would

>>15059291
Did you see a cute angel or ghost girl while you were clinically dead?

>>15059310
They completely are.

Who is the most philosophical monster girl?

>>15059242
I'd suggest Jinko, but...

>>15059325
>ABBN

Bob and Nega are two halves of that, I'm guessing. But the other two?

>>15059352
Alp and Bollocks I'm assuming.

>>15059325
>>15059352
>>15059358
>ABBN
You people made an acronym for them now? And you finally added Alp in it? What was his final fuckup?

>>15059352
Alp obviously and Bollocks, who I really don't think belongs there. There are far worse writefags out there, like Sukera Ikeda or however that chuuni name is spelt.

>>15059358
Don't see the problem with Alp. His writing isn't spectacular, but it's in no way offensively bad.

With Bollocks, we need to create a machine that splits him into two: the part of him that posts in these threads, and the part of him that actually writes stories on Pastebin.
Then we shoot the thread posting one, but let the storymaking one go on his way.

I bet chuuni "Loli Puncher" anon couldn't take anyone in this picture!

Not a one!

>>15059365
>finally added
He's been there forever. I don't know why those guys are the unholy four either, there are other faggots just as bad. MachineAnon and his ego rampage, Nyanon with his shitposting and CTOA destruction, Inarikitsune just being InariKitsune, Quicksilver depending on who you're talking to for the diaper story and most recently Historianon for having a big tantrum when anons criticized him.

>>15059326
It convinced me that the many-worlds interpretation is true.
It's how I got here from the Berenstein universe.

>>15059391
Geez
Is there anyone who doesn't end up sharing mutual hate with this place?

>>15059406
Nope. This thread is the Scotland of 4chan.

>>15059335
Hakutaku-sensei always says wise things.

>>15059406
ThunderBrother left before that had a chance of happening. Good on him.

>>15059404
Quantum Immortality.
Essetially, every time someone dies, there's always a possible future where they didn't. In theory everyone might perceive a world where they die of old age. That friend you had who died in that car crash when you were 12? He might actually still exist, perceiving a world in which you guys both go out for drinks every weekend.

It's a fucking weird and creepy theory, and one that can't even be proven so it's seen more of a fringe science than anything.

>>15059418
I want to take shelter in her gradient tail fur.

>>15059418
Amazing chest, lovely eyes, and outright divine ears. I would spend all day just worshipping her body with mine.

>>15059381
>Planaria splitting

>>15059425
Yeah, he made the right decision to quit when he did. Now he'll be remembered fondly for being a good writefag and having no real baggage attached to him. I still don't think he's going to become an actual author, but it's always good to have dreams I guess

>>15058828
Thank you, thank you from the botttom of my heart and soul.

>>15059445
>read that as Plantera splitting
Damn that was a tedious boss. Hard mode Terraria had such bullshit.

>>15059461
Honestly that game after all these years still feels like it's missing content, it's been years and there is still not boss specific regions for sand and snow and enemies don't seem to want to fight each other for supremacy.

>>15059391
>>15059406
There are a lot of writefags who didn't become egotistical moronic faggots too.

>>15059384
I could take all of them!

>>15059265
I'm not familiar with whatever you are talking about. Tell me more.

>>15059467
Man if the number of patches they've released post-release isn't enough I'm really not sure what you're looking for.

>>15059435
I remember Alan Wake had a silly little moment in its not-Twilight Zone Easter egg. The "episode" had a guy who made a machine which could influence probability, making sure to always trigger the event in which he would survive. To prove it, he pulled a gun to his head and shot himself, but it was a blank every time. Then I think the machine was unplugged, and he died horribly.

The thing is with quantum death/immortality, you can't just apply it to moments of death. In the eyes of the universe, wherever or not you live or die is completely arbitrary and meaningless.

So if such a thing is true, you need to expand and apply it to quite literally every moment of time. Not just human death. So every single branching possibility, splitting off into an infinite number of variable events, for every single infinitely small area of space happening in every infinitely small unit of time. Every single sub-sub-sub-sub-component of every subatomic particle undergoes quantum branching every unit of Planck time.

And that is absolutely impossible to comprehend.

>>15059480
Like I said bosses for every region. That's literally the last thing I need from this game other than other enemy types attacking each other to create the illusion of an ecosystem. That and mod support.

>>15059467
>enemies don't seem to want to fight each other for supremacy.
That's most games in general. For instance, I was playing the Bloodmoon expansion for Morrowind the other day and there are roughly five enemies per few square meters for some annoying reason. And yet regardless of whether they're insane berserkers, rieklings, wolves, bears, smugglers, the undead draugr or fryse hags (basically a coven of crazed lesbian mages) they'll all merrily live in harmony and even work together to beat your face in.

>>15059494
>This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind

>>15059496
Wheel skeleton girl when?

>>15059469
Did the guy who made the operator story ever make do the epilogue? What about the Dietrich guy?

>>15059491
Eh weird asks (aside from mod support, everyone's been screaming for that forever) but I wouldn't be mad if they release even more. Nor will I be surprised if they do. Definitely see at least some small content addition prior to Terraria 2 release.

>>15059500
>operator story
Peterdnzl? He said he was making an epilogue, but I think he's busy with real life. I hope he comes back, because his other story idea seemed cool too.
>Dietrich guy
I have no idea what this is.

>>15059477
Someone long ago was gonna make a Laska and Me story, only the anon gets a jabberwock daughteru instead of a cheshire. And instead of the daughteru losing her dad to another monster girl and eventually to cancer, she'd get fit to win over and fuck/marry her dad.

Naturally like all good ideas in this thread it was never made.

>>15059469
Name one.

>>15059494
Just made stuff like the random fights between groups when you were wandering around in the later Fallouts all the better.

>Dicking around
>Enclave Vertibird camp
>Three troopers and their pet deathclaw against raiders and a mutant grizzly bear

>>15059515
Me.

>>15059511
I've never read Laska and Me and it sounds like something that would take a long time to write properly, not something suitable for a short.

>>15059510
I think the Dietrich story was an edgy greentext that anons had no problems with because the guy wasn't killing monstergirls.
It was basically a reverse version of Lanternon's current story only not as good.

I might be wrong, but I definitely remember a story about that.

>>15059526
Just write an Anon walking in on his daughteru weight lifting and then getting raped. There you go, short story.

>>15059511
>adopted daughteru dicking
I can dig that
Usagi_drop.jpg

>>15059526
It's not. What he's forgetting is that Laska and Me rode on the coattails of that Manticore with a dad that had cancer story. So the Jabberwock thing is extra pointless. I can't even think why it's been brought up out of nowhere the a few times the last couple months unless the guy doing it is the one who had the idea.

>This is such a great idea guys
>Somebody should totally write this guys
>Why isn't this brilliance recognized guys?

>>15059498
How would she even rape when there's a wheel between her legs

>>15059084
If Wendigos bark, then what sound does a Yeti make?

>>15059540
Vagina wheel.

>>15059515
Ok, here are a few.
Captain, Peterdnzl, Penywise, Abbigawah (not sure on the spelling of his fucking weird name) PRW, Punaldin, Averageanon, Grub

Just from the top of my head and I don't think any of them have caused any faggotry. There's a load more in the list but I'd have to look.

>>15059550
"Hug?"

>>15059550
Crazed giggling as they slowly corner their next victim.

>>15059538
>I can't even think why it's been brought up out of nowhere the a few times the last couple months unless the guy doing it is the one who had the idea.
I think you're being a bit paranoid there. This thread has tons of old ideas floating around that get resurfaced every now and then. There used to be some guy keeping track of all the never ever ideas in a pastebin, don't know what happened to him.

>>15059558
She >>15059557 doesn't look very crazed at all, I'm gonna give her a hug!

>>15059554
I'd say quite literally every writefag on the Pastebin writefag lost who hasn't been mentioned in this thread already, too.
It's a fact that our memories are biased to only really recall bad events. It's just how people work.

>>15059554
Not a single person you just listed is not a egotistical moronic faggot.

>>15059534
Daughteru Dicking is OK if she's adopted and hits on you, right?

>I was warned for telling the "Bummer man" shitposter to stop wasting images

What.
Has the janitor finally lost their marbles completely?

>>15059588
Daughteru dicking is acceptable but undesirable in that case

>>15059561
There's zero merit to bemoaning an undone copy of a copy of a copy. Just scrap it and do something new. Nobody ever used any of those never ever ideas either because quite frankly, they weren't good enough to be picked up in the first place. That old pastebin was a shrine to failed pitches. Not even because they were bad, but because they were so generic or uninteresting they just weren't worth the time and the effort to flesh out.

>>15059561
Recap Anon? He's the one who kept that Pastebin.

>>15059588
Daughteru dicking is always okay

>>15059588
'If'? In that case you have literally zero excuses not to be giving her your D.

>>15059588
I can absolutely dig it in that case.
I would be absolutely taken aback, though. Wouldn't she want someone her own age?

>>15059591
Remember we're getting a new crop of Jannies in. There's always strange shit that happens until they settle in.

>>15059593
>Nobody ever used any of those never ever ideas either because quite frankly, they weren't good enough to be picked up in the first place
That's not true, there are plenty of great monster girl things we'll never get. For example, Komodo onee-chan art.

>>15059558
HUG

>>15059581
What

>>15059588
Sure, why not. Just don't end a manga that way.

>>15059608
I'm going to instill all the power of a dark matter into a yeti so she can be like the hugbot from this comic

http://pbfcomics.com/115/

>>15059612
Best ignore him at this point, mate.
It's clear that he's just trying to be hateful of writefags regardless of who they are.

>>15059530
Dietritch was about a guy who was the friend of the MC. You know, that one token dude who never gets recognition he deserves. It was more of a comedy I think

Wife is looking pretty sporty.
Sex is basically cardio, right?

>>15059604
>Komodo onee-chan art

You already got that from Alp. WHAT IS YOUR SECOND WISH?

>>15059530
I don't get why people call Dietrich edgy, is it because he's actually a competent protagonist for once?

Name something more adorable than your puppy daughteru, who still has her eyes shut giving you a lick on the nose as you try to eskimo kiss her chubby baby tummy.

>>15059592
>undesirable
Calling your daughteru undesirable will just make her awkward and despise her mom for keeping your dick away from her

>>15059648
Well she can fuck off and find her own husband, I'm taken

>>15059620
>little yeti daughteru laying face down on the ground with arms out saying she's "hugging the whole world"

>>15059635
Sex is the best cardio

Usually

Miia and i wouldn't be moving all too much i think, a lot of slow hugging sex

>>15059635
Actually yeah sex is cardio, unless you're in certain positions you're not doing any form of resistance training.

>>15059648
She's going to her room for making such a bad OC.

>>15059637
For all dead drawfags and writefags to come back, with the writing abilities of half decent published writers and artists.

>Hair growth tonic made from extra strong mamano pours onto Sheep
>She is now a giant puffball of fluff and wool
>But the tonic made it so soft, it's like a giant pillow
Can you resist nap temptations?

>>15059668
They are already all here with the abilities you describe, just not doing any work because they lack motivation. WHAT IS YOUR FINAL WISH?

>>15059655
>>15059657
I actually have pretty shitty lungs so I don't think I'd be able to go for that long without dealing with a lot of chest pain.
We'd probably just do it slowly.

>>15059668
Trader Anon now makes everyone a chubby chaser because of his improved writing ability

>>15059679
For Alp to get kidnapped and brought to some middle eastern country as a boytoy wife to suffer and we never have to see him in these threads again.

>>15059674
>Big, fluffy pillow that hugs back
She wouldn't even have to try to get me.

>>15059684
So long as he's not saying that the morbidly obese is a healthy life style and equating health fitness to anorexia/eternal hunger I can live with THICK.

>>15059692
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED! Alp's elfland will soon be a middle eastern country. And that's how anon caused the migrant crisis with his monkey paw.

Uh oh, you made the owner and proprietor of the Monster Girl Geisha Service mad! How will you make it up to her?

>>15059668
I haven't been here in over a year. Coming back now would be far too awkward.

>>15059719
Sex? Sex solve everything right?

>>15058537
Now that I take a better look at her, she's pretty thick
In a good way, I mean

>>15059635
Sex can be pretty strenuous when you're not lying down, usually depending on the specific position.
Have you ever tried standing sex while holding someone up against a wall? You will not be able to hold out long in either your legs or your arms unless you've put considerable time into endurance training.

Also, has that gazer made those spats out of her own gazer-goo?

>>15059719
Working off the debt as one of her whores.

>>15059725
>>15059733
Come on Anons, surely you have more self respect then this right? Do you really want to whore yourself out and make yourself a slave to rich old monster girls?

>>15059723
Don't worry, no one's gonna judge you or care. Just enjoy the act of writing and maybe develop a work ethic.

>>15059719
Be the man-slave of all her girls and tend to their non- sexual needs for a while.

>>15059719
Apologize.

>>15059737
Yes.

>>15058828
I like her face

>>15059737
It'd be an interesting experience plus having sex with top class monster girls would be nice. Until they realize you suck at sex, unless that's their thing.

>>15059723
agreed, it's super awkward

>>15058969
Don't you mean 'jump off a bridge/cliff'?

Anybody still got that screenshot?

>>15059768
Jump into a pit of Spikes, I think it was.

>>15059730
No, it would get everywhere. She makes sure to clean up first.
By having me lick all of her goo off of her whole body beforehand.

are you guys missing me?
I've been involved with another project for a bit.

had some spare time so I did a cursed sword transprent / semitransparent mod.

Your current fag who does the pngs is ok, but there are some that have white around the edges and in the corners. Gotta take the time and love 'em like KC did (why I never did the loli shit)

Wish I could have added this in full 3600 pix glory, but 4mb file size limit, so back to 1200 pix it goes...

>>15059737
I would

>>15059737
so what does she want?

>>15059749
>>15059783
Some of them might be fat.

Some of them might be mean.

Some of them might be fat AND mean.

Please Anon, you're young, you have a full life ahead of you. You don't want to life of a prostitute slave, waiting in a room while rich old high class monster girls pay your owner for a night with you. Constantly having to please rich old monster girls (and sometimes their daughters, friends, or even whole groups of them at once), letting them have their way with you.

There's still hope you can have a normal life, get a normal job, and have a nice human housewife instead.

>>15059753
I'm sure some are less interested in what you'll do for them, but rather what they can do to you.

>>15059054
>>15059082
They're extremely well insulated. Just look at their fur, they're like arachnid Yaks.

>>15059772
?

>>15059786
Some of those things are actually my fetish so I'd be more than willing to satisfy some of those old ladies.

>>15059172
2, 4, 8, 8, 11

>>15059789
>all named Spike
oh fuggg

>>15059775
I'm pretty sure a gazer would be able to make her goo viscous and stable to the point where it seems vulcanised.
But licking it off of her, inch by inch, in tongue-width columns around her thighs, ass and crotch sounds goddamn wonderful.

>>15059787
They're still dumb as rocks.

>"...Mofu? ...Yeah...I got your "mofu" right here, kiddo."

What do?

>>15059789
>that little anubis making the kissy face in the middle

Aww.

>>15059801
It's anon falling into a pit of Spikes

>>15059806
Pound that fat Hellhound butt from behind while rubbing her tail against my face.

Which MG would you want to mother you? Like raise you from childhood all the way to adulthood. Would you let her groom you to be her perfect husbando?

>>15059806
Reminder that she's pooping out her own tail.

>>15059809
I got it

>>15059819
Holst, Inari and Jurogomo seem the most motherly, but no, I'm a musclefag, and I wants a jinko or oni

>>15059806
say she's not fluffy enough and then laugh at her with the inari class rep

>>15059786
But I want those things. I want to sell my own body to make a living. I want all those lady to do filthy degrading things to me. I want to feel wanted, even if it's just for a night.

>>15059406
Check the spreadsheet on the masterlist, there's like 50+ guys on it. Having ~5 get shit on regularly is perfectly reasonable, since studies show that roughly 10% of the population are faggots.

>>15059820
Her tail comes from the base of her spine, she's just so THICC that her butt covers it.

>>15059821
Are you sure? It's sort of a play on words, if you will. Because the collars with dogtags labelled spike allude to all of them sharing the same name, you see. And spike can be a colloquial term for a large sharp protrusion, which is a trope in certain kinds of films. You following me?

>>15059819
Jinko, a family of chuffs sounds great.
But no.

>>15059819
Too many to think of that I'd let raise me, but to answer the second question: Yes.

>>15059825
>Jurogomo seem the most motherly
>the girl who turns into a vicious rapist every night is motherly

>>15059554
Don't reply to a post like that, Anon. The guy is clearly trying to start shit.

>>15059843
I'm surprised people even remember that spider.

>>15059717
Are there delicious brown alps wearing genie pants in elfland?

>>15059834
actually, no, you lost me. Explain further.
>>15059843
what's your point?

>>15059588
Yes
Even blood related is okay as long as she's an adult and makes the first move, and the waifu is either okay with it or out of the picture

>>15059849
I got one with genie pants.

>>15059819
A kitsune or werewolf mother would be lovely, I think.

>>15059612
It's shitposting, friend. He's been baiting and shitposting all week.

>>15059668
>>15059692
You're going to kill the genie, Anon. They aren't all-powerful.

>>15059855
I'll take it. I hope she's a good bellydancer.

>>15059719
I will do absolutely whatever it takes to get my face into this area

>>15059843
I can see that being interesting
>Jorugumo adopts you
>Plans on making you her husband
>Every night as she tucks you in, all she can think about is one day riding you through the floorboards
>She has to resist her natural urges around you every night
>Gets particularly bad around the full moon
>Hit puberty, start masturbating
>Develop a fetish for spiders
>She can smell the cum on your dirty laundry
>She has to lock herself away at night to avoid fucking you senseless
I'd hopefully catch on just so that I could tease her. I want to drive her so crazy that when she finally jumps me I won't be able to walk for a month.

>>15059860
That's the point. This way either the genie dies and I DON'T end up with a horrid fate set upon me or she becomes completely exhausted in doing my wish and I can get down and dirty for compensation.

>>15059772
>>15059789
I meant that one guy who used to tell everybody who disagreed with him to jump off a cliff. We got a screenshot of one of his many episodes of shitposting tirade -> ban -> mass deletion.

Now that I think about it, I wonder if he was the same guy who inspired loen to make that.

>>15059793
>>15059830
You guys are sluts, you deserve to get such a cruel fate.

>>15059865
Especially you.

>>15059874
Who cares? This is a monster girl thread.

>>15059863
Look at that toned tummy, she knows how to do it. But she just does it for exercise, not because she wants your attention. You can still watch though.

>>15059806
Ask her to turn around to I can grab and stroke the mofu. She's clearly hiding it between her legs there, all hunched over like that.

>>15059719
Who?

>>15059806
Panic in the face of that dire butt.

>>15059879
Next thing you'll say is that we're the equivalent of PD or something for not cherishing our soon to be lost cherry boy status.

>>15059819
Any of my many favorites, and yes, of course I would.

Echidna probably best.

>>15059879
Does the old fox need a chest massage?
I'd be more than willing to give her one.

>>15059897
There will be a massage and it will involve her chest, yes.