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>> No.15069068

>>15069066
Kikis are olev

>> No.15069069

>>15069066
Cumflate the meido for her hard work!

>> No.15069071

>>15069066
You folks could start linking previous threads on OPs you know

>> No.15069073

>>15069052
Just you watch me. I'll be a short cute boy who'll tease all of my Smug Squad sempais who are taller than me!

>> No.15069074

remove kikifags, shogs trve meido

>> No.15069075

>>15069066
Her head seems so big compared to her body.

>> No.15069077

>>15069071
But why?

>> No.15069081

>>15069071
For what reason? It's not like any of us have any long running projects in the last thread.

>> No.15069085

>>15069073
>short guy trying to tease some of the smuggest rapists who all tower over him

Oh boy, now you're just asking for it.

>> No.15069087

>>15069077
>>15069081
So people can be linked to the thread that precedes each new one and find things they might have missed more easily?

>> No.15069091

>>15069069
How inconsiderate.

>> No.15069092

Remember to squish you eldrith abomination as a form to show affection.

>> No.15069097

>>15069091
Please, they love it!

Nothing challenges a Kiki more than having to clean while keeping her masters love in her!


I may have broke mine, her pupils haven't stopped looking like hearts yet.

>> No.15069102

>>15069085
It's only a matter of time before one of them declares him "the cutest thing I've ever seen" and snatches him up for cuddling and gentle rape.

>> No.15069103

>>15069092
Just watch out, you squish the wrong part and her vulva go beyond puffy.

>> No.15069104

>>15069092
>tfw no stories featuring a Cthulhu tier Mindflayer type girl
It's all I want in life, to dick the R'lyeh

>> No.15069105

>Edition

So is that it? Are you just going to force this now?

Well, I suppose these threads had to succumb to the general cancer sooner or later.
Let's place bets on when the pointless tripfagging begins. I give it two months tops.

>> No.15069107

>>15069097
But they are then ones who have to clean up afterwards.

You wouldn't make a Kiki with a sloshing belly full of your seed clean up all that spilled, would you?

>> No.15069114

>>15069105
Do you have a problem with a couple of extra words in the OP, Anon? It's been done e to /mgg/ a long time ago.

>> No.15069115
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15069115

How do make your daughteru eat her veggies when she's making the ":<" face at them?

>> No.15069118

>>15069105
The only one who used the word "edition" so far is you.

>> No.15069121

>>15069105
Anon, there's no edition in the OP.
Are you alright? Do you need to take a nap?

>> No.15069123

Has there been a Cursed Sword story yet? I was thinking about trying something but I don't want to really flood the place, and I'm not sure the idea is unique.

>> No.15069127

>>15069123
I think one person did one very shortly after the profile came out.

>> No.15069131

>>15069123
Harblador wrote a short one-shot.

>> No.15069132

>>15069115
by making this ">:3" face at her

>> No.15069133

>>15069115
Say that if she doesn't the veggies nobody is going to eat her vaggy.

>> No.15069137

>>15069115
Threaten to withhold the little mongrels allowance.

>> No.15069138

>>15069107
Only if she's up for it...otherwise she's getting a 'plug' so that every step and movement causes her to quiver from the sheer amount of seed in her.

>> No.15069141

>>15069131
>>15069127
Where can I read it so I make sure my idea isn't the same before I write it? I don't usually read stuff that gets posted here so I'm unsure.

>> No.15069143

>>15069087
But the archive exists.
You're an adult, you can find what you want.

>> No.15069145

>>15069115
>Offer a piece of candy to uncooperative daughteru in question
>Wait for daughteru to respond by opening her mouth and attempting to eat it
>Quickly apply fork with veggies to daughteru's open mouth
>Put hand over daughteru's mouth until she swallows applied veggies for good measure

>> No.15069146

>>15069121
I actually think I might. I looked at the OP twice and saw the word there.

Oh boy, I'm going senile and losing my sight before I even hit 30.

>> No.15069151

>>15069143
I know, just thought it'd be a useful addition. Wouldn't really kill anyone to link the previous thread. I'm also just lazy.

>> No.15069153

>>15069123
Harblador did one based on the cliché of a vengeful woman going after her attackers after monsterizing.

>> No.15069154

>>15069137
She only buys new scarves with her allowance, telling a yeti she can't have a new scarf might change her mind

>>15069132
But only one girl who I forget right now, the sloth jungle girl or something can pull off that face well!

>> No.15069158

>>15069104
Losing your sanity and melting with unfathomable horrors is my fetish

>> No.15069161

>>15069141
http://pastebin.com/dFh55pZS
Keep in mind that it's a bit edgy, so whatever idea you may have hopefully won't be hindered in that regard.

>> No.15069166

>>15069154
>Sloth
>Not Big Booty Zaboomafoo
>":3"

>> No.15069167

>>15069138
How mean. How is an honest wolfbirdmaid supposed to do her work when she all hot and bothered, has to lean against things to catch her breath and her legs keep giving out?

>> No.15069168

>>15069141
>>15069161
Oh fuck, wrong link. Though, it seems like Harb forgot to make the story public.

>> No.15069169

>>15069085
>>15069102
Ha, let's see them try that after the relentless teasing I give them.

>> No.15069175

>>15069166
I would definitely rape her face so that she can't make that face again.

>> No.15069176

Can someone link me to the Dietrich story?

>> No.15069179

>>15069092
Affectionate squishes for all the eldritch cuties. Though I'm apprehensive about them squishing back.

>> No.15069186

>>15069143
the archive doesn't even fucking work properly

>> No.15069189

>>15069153
>>15069161
>>15069168
>woman going after her attackers after monsterizing

Okay, it's not the same, though I feel like "edgy" might still apply. Kinda hard not to with this chick. I'll try my hand then, I guess.

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15069190

>>15069092
I'd love to squeeze a 'Flayers flayers.

>> No.15069199

>>15069189
Are we getting a yandere Cursed Sword story?

>> No.15069198
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15069198

>>15069158
The only ideas I've ever had for Cthulhu as an MG is basically a Dragon-Mindflayer hybrid (Since Lilim would be giving the actual creature too much credit on the power scale of eldritch horrors). The intro scene I've always had with her in my head is her grabbing the poor bastard's head in her claws and blasting him with a simple sentence in thousands of different languages until she finds the one he understands, blood going down his nostrils.

"I. SEE. YOU."

>> No.15069202

>>15069167
Well, she holds out long enough For me to take the other hole and give her a double dose.

Both holes plugged and filled to the brim.

>> No.15069203

>>15069190
Only if they do the squeaky sound effect when you do.

>> No.15069204

>>15069169
Anon stop, you're going to make them think you're the most adorable thing ever.
They might even make you cuddle all of them, the depraved bitches.

>> No.15069212

>>15069158
Where are writefriends when you need them?

>> No.15069214

>>15069123
The release of Cursed Sword has actually helped me with a story I've been stuck on for some time, because they could work well as a plot device or threat and such.

>> No.15069219

>>15069204
No way, even if I was bullied at my old school because I cry so easily I'm totall sure if I show I'm confident enough to tease these girls they won't do a thing to me.

As long as they don't find out about my ASMR fetish.

>> No.15069221

>>15069199
Something like that, I guess. Keep in mind I'm not exactly the best creative writer ever, I've only ever done one other thing for this thread before and it was really plain and boring and I abandoned it because I have zero dedication or inspiration. So this will be a one-shot thing unless something happens later and the inspiration lightning bolt strikes again.

>> No.15069224

Trying to remove dicks from places they shouldn't be is harder than I expected.

>> No.15069225

>>15069198
>Dragon-Mindflayer
I still remember a brief discussion(s) about Mindflayer hybrids back when she was first released.

>> No.15069227

What's the Dietrich story?
Help please

>> No.15069230

>>15069219
Would you be able to handle all four of them ASMRing you at once with lewd and loving words?
Because they likely know.

>> No.15069231

I want a cursed sword to laugh at my tiny penis!
She'd be laughing insanely as she hacked at me anyway, but I'd like to imagine my dick was the funniest part of it to her.
I suppose I could always ask but it might ruin the moment.

>> No.15069234

>>15069224
Dare I ask why you shared this information with us

>> No.15069236

>>15069203
>giving your pet kobold a mindflayer that does squeeky sounds when she bites her

Imagine how happy she is going to be.

>> No.15069237

>>15069227
A mediocre greentext from years ago this one anon keeps bringing up for no reason.

>> No.15069239

>>15069202
I bet you're the kind of asshole master that would later sneak up behind her and spank her ass just to see her tense up and crumple with a shrill moan, taking pleasure in her ragged breathing and flushed face as she tries to get back to her feet without spilling everything.

What a deplorable way to treat your Kiki.

>> No.15069240

>>15069198
I'm sure KC has plans to make more Lovecraftian girls

I'm almost sure that Cthulhu will be a god and that Chtylla will be equivalent of Lilims

We'll have to see what he will do with all the other Old Ones, I hope he at least mentions them in MGE II

>> No.15069241

>>15069221
>Keep in mind I'm not exactly the best creative writer ever
Me neither. I tend to write in short fetish-fueled bursts though.

>> No.15069245

>>15069224
I think I know what you're up to
But what are you up to?

>> No.15069248

>>15069198
Now write

>> No.15069254

>>15069230
I would turn into a shivering wreck.

With a massive erection.

>> No.15069258

>>15069241
That's about it. Everything I've written was spur of the moment and usually accompanied by a boner.

Also does anyone here care about 1st/2nd/3rd person POV or can I just use whatever as long as it's consistent?

>> No.15069261

>>15069239
Please...
We haven't even gotten to the part where I stroke her hair and fondle her ears yet!

>> No.15069263

>>15069234
>>15069245
I'm trying to edit that sketch of the anubis holding someone's hand.

For some retarded reason I can't even begin to fathom, the artist drew them as some /d/-tier girly-boy abomination, so I'm just trying to rectify their fuckup.
A burn tool here, a warp tool there, a clone stamp tool in a few other places.

I'm pretty sure if I try, I can get a puffy vulva out of it that won't look too bad, but it's pretty finicky work. I wish I knew the artist's original brush settings, it'd make cleaning this up so much easier.

>> No.15069267

>>15069254
Well at that point it would turn into two of them whispering directly into your ears, one of them laying beneath you and holding you in place and the fourth sucking your dick with wild abandon.
They switch places every so often.

>> No.15069268

>>15069254
Are there asmr fetish files of cute girls whispering and stuff? We should have a thread for that (of /h/ or /d/)

>> No.15069273

>>15069263
What sketch?
>/d/-tier girly-boy abomination
Why would you want to try to salvage something like that?

>> No.15069274

>>15069263
Hmm. Sounds like you're in a pickle
How bad is the, uh, buldge? Is it really defined?
Because if you can somehow mold it into a puffy vulva, I guess it can't be too bad

>> No.15069276

>>15069176
>>15069227
>http://pastebin.com/sugvte1w

>> No.15069278

>>15069258
I'd go with whatever perspective feels the most consistent.

>> No.15069280

>>15069258
Whichever you're more confident you can do without fucking up

>> No.15069282

>>15069263
Just give up and delete the picture from your hard drive, the thread would benefit if you did.

>> No.15069288

>>15069115
Calmly tell her she's not leaving the table until they're in her tummy. If she's not done by the time we are, the wife start in on desert right in front of her, seriously hamming up just how delicious it is and lamenting our daughter's sad fate that she couldn't enjoy it with us because she WOULDN'T EAT HER GODDAMNED VEGETABLES.

>> No.15069293

>>15069273
I'm pretty sure I know what he's talking about and literally the only thing wrong with that picture is the bulge.
With it it's either futashit or monsterboyshit
Without it it's just a cute anubis holding hands with a boy.

>> No.15069294

>>15069273
Because it's very much salvageable. I use those words, but it's basically a girl with a flat chest and a bulge. I've added some definition to the chest so she just looks petite, rather than flat as a board, and I'm trying to touch up the rest.

>>15069274
It's quite literally just a rounded bulge. No other shape to it beside that, so with a bit of trickery, it should be possible to make it look alright.

>>15069282
I won't let the gay win and taint a cute picture with it's shit. I only upload high quality anubis monstergirl content.

>> No.15069297

>>15069293
That sketch from two days ago?

>> No.15069301

>>15069261
You can't do that, the poor thing will get confused. First she gets filled to the brim and plugged up, then she's teased relentlessly and suddenly it's gentle headpats and ear fondling.
How is a poor Kiki supposed to process that?

>> No.15069303

>>15069294
I think I know the sketch you're talking about
You're complaining about that? It's a small bulge, that's an easy fix! And even then on it's own the bulge isn't even that noticeable!
Sheesh, I thought it was something that looked like the artist dedicated days into drawing a well defined bulge

>> No.15069305
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15069305

Vampiric Werebats when?

>> No.15069308

I want to be molested by a bear in the woods.

>> No.15069310

>>15069303
I'm not exactly a Photoshop professional, and even a small imperfection in the linework is very noticeable to me.

>> No.15069311
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15069311

>>15069305
>tfw no real good stories with werebat

>> No.15069313

>>15069310
Well then I have nothing to say then
Uh, have fun on your journey to fix the picture?
Seriously dude, you're wasting time

>> No.15069314

>>15069276
>some edgy faggot killing lots of people
Why is that anon so obsessed with this story?

>> No.15069318

How do we like cliche power ups from the power of love?

>> No.15069319

>>15069318
They're shit.

>> No.15069320

>>15069319
In all scenarios?

>> No.15069323

>>15069320
Yes.

>> No.15069329

>>15069318
I don't mind them, but it depends on the how well it fits with the overall tone. But if you pull one, you'd better ham it up.

>> No.15069330

>>15069276
>werewolf and two men attack the MC
>the men are brutally murdered
>the monstergirl leader sees this, gives no fucks and happily joins them

This bothers me quite a bit. She didn't care about her friends? The characters in this are assholes.

>> No.15069331

>>15069305
I'd rather have a cute fruit bat girl who despite her large size, loves nothing more than winged cuddles and sharing fruit with me.

>> No.15069332

>>15069329
What if there's a sword spirit who laments her lack of ability to protect her beloved, and offers the more pure portions of her young soul in favor of strength, and is twisted into a cursed sword as a result. She saves the dude at a cost. Justified or shit?

>> No.15069350

So what do you do when you have Baphomets' coming into your neighborhood, knocking at your door, and preaching about the Sabbath to you?

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15069351

>>15069331
>cute fruit bat girl

>> No.15069355

>>15069308
I want to molest a bear in the woods.

>> No.15069357

>>15069305
Just who would install a trapdoor that ends up in their own room

>> No.15069359

>>15069350
Take out your dick while they're talking and see what happens.

>> No.15069360

>>15069350
Slam the door in their faces after telling them that Loli is shit.
Go back to cuddling your superior waifu.

>> No.15069362

>>15069350
Try to resist the urge to pat one's cute little head. Fail miserably.

>> No.15069364

>>15069357
A watchful onee-san.

>> No.15069368

>>15069360
>>15069359
But wouldn't she then break down your door and proceed to rape you and possibly turn you into a little girl?

>> No.15069370

>>15069350
Invite them in for some tea and cake

>> No.15069375

>>15069368
That makes no sense.

>> No.15069376

>>15069368
Well, instead, turn on the garden hose and mercilessly blast them with water until they leave.

>> No.15069386

>>15069350
Tell them to wait at the door, then come back carrying my loli monstergirl wife, watching their expression as she bounces up and down on my dick in glee.

>> No.15069387

>>15069368
Okay then, spray them with the garden hose until they start crying.

>> No.15069388

>>15069368
I'm already a member of the Onee-Sabbath, so all she'd get is the sight of me plowing a tall curvy Baphomet's fat ass.

>> No.15069389

>>15069351
Yeah a cute fruit bat girl who likes to share fruit with me and cuddle. They are also big and strong, yet very cute girls who are as sweet as the fruit they eat. Plus, they blush like crazy when you kiss them as they cuddle you with their massive wings, it's very cute to see.

>> No.15069402

How does one get forced into prostitution by a Tanuki?

>> No.15069406

>>15069332
>offers the more pure portions of her young soul
To what?

Anyway, you'd probably have to build up to it, since this is not something I assume someone would lightly do even as a desperate, heat of the moment thing.

>> No.15069408

>>15069402
I'd willingly do it.

>> No.15069409

>>15069301
Easy
Master loves her

>> No.15069410

>>15069408
Of course you would but how do you get blackmailed into it?

>> No.15069416

>>15069387
>>15069376
Yeah but then I'd have a cute, loli Baphomet all soaking wet and possibly crying a bit. I'd have no choice but to take her inside, dry her off, and allow her to tell me about the Sabbath. I mean what could possibly go wrong?

>> No.15069417

>>15069410
Get caught stealing from the company.

>> No.15069422
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15069422

I can't get over how beautiful this is

>> No.15069423

>>15069416
No! They're not actually crying, it's a ploy! Don't let them in!

>> No.15069425

>>15069402
Gambling debts, tax loans, not appreciating the pathetically small tips she gives at restaurants, she just doesn't like you, the list goes on.
The worst ones are the pervy rich girls who love seeing men cry and doesn't think there's enough of that for her to get off to.
Those are the ones who treat you poorly, give you crap pay, and record you getting ravaged by powerful monstergirls so she can masturbate to it furiously later. She might even take you for a spin herself.

>> No.15069427

>>15069417
What if she doesn't oblige?

>> No.15069429

>>15069386
And this is how you get an easy discount for the Sabbath store. Also fuzzy thumbs ups.

>> No.15069432

>>15069425
Call me a whore but that last one sounds really appealing to me...

>> No.15069433
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15069433

>>15069386
Its all I ever wanted in life

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15069435

>>15069422
A lot great new images appeared up these past few days.

>> No.15069436

>>15069416
It all going to be fine. Just smile, nod and don't try any "product samples."

>> No.15069437

>>15069350
You invite her in and give her the dick.

>> No.15069441

>>15069425
So?

>> No.15069443

>>15069429
What do they sell at the Sabbath store?

>> No.15069446

>>15069432
Anon, I fantasize about getting raped by monstergirls in the back of a van and I still think you're the bigger slut here.

>> No.15069450

>>15069446
In the back of a van? What, are you shy or something? Why not in the front, where there's windows?

>> No.15069451

>>15069406
>since this is not something I assume someone would lightly do even as a desperate, heat of the moment thing.
Well I mean, its that or watch your husbando die. And as for to what, I dunno yet. Maybe all spiritual items have the potential to become cursed deep down inside? Kinda like the Amasogi from Tsugumomo. Or is that too much of a ripoff?

>> No.15069454

>Pick up a copy of Monster Musume Vol. 8
>Reach the omakes at the back
>See some I haven't before
>One of them is a flyer for a "Farm Experience"
>The Barometz Twins attempt to actually whore Cathyl out
Cathyl a sluuuuuuuuuut.

>> No.15069466

>>15069450
1. I'm not an exhibitionist
2. Back of a van implies they stopped, got out, kidnapped me, threw me in the back of the van, and then sped off to somewhere remote to rape me.

>> No.15069467

>>15069454
Well if she's already set on letting any man feel her tits up and milk her, you might as well make some money out of it.

>> No.15069469

>>15069351
Incidentally.
>Black Monstergirls.
...Am I odd for kinda wanting this?

>> No.15069472

>>15069466
But what if they make you into an exhibitionist?

>> No.15069475

>>15069435
I want to ask my Anubis girlfriend to dress up as a Sphinx and ask me riddles, until she's blushing a shade of crimson because roleplaying as a lesser servant of the Pharaoh turns her on!

>> No.15069479

>>15069423
Kind of a little late for that. Made her some tea, she's actually enjoying it.

>> No.15069484

>>15069443
Potions, toys both magic and mundane, clothes member appropriate sizes, demon realm import goods of a dizzying variety. Everything that a monster loli can use to make a man's heart and boner go doki doki.

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15069485

>>15069066
Do you think we will see a Sheela na gig?
They are figurative carvings of naked women displaying an exaggerated vulva

Alternative spellings of "Sheela" may sometimes be encountered; they include Sheila, Síle and Síla. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, it is derived from Irish, Síle na gcíoch, meaning "Julia of the breasts"

Jørgen Andersen writes that the name is an Irish phrase, originally either Sighle na gCíoch, meaning "the old hag of the breasts"

They are said to ward off death and evil
It is commonly said that their purpose was to keep evil spirits away

Andersen reproduces an 18th-century illustration by Charles Eisen from La Fontaine's Nouveaux Contes (1674) showing a demon being repulsed by the sight of a woman lifting her skirt to display her genitals. See pic

>> No.15069487

>>15069479
I hope you enjoy your freedom while it lasts, then.

>> No.15069489

>>15069469
so a dark orc?

>> No.15069496

>>15069485
So their entire thing was that their vaginas were so disgusting that even hellspawn noped out of there?
How is KC going to sexualize that?

>> No.15069497

>>15069484
Interesting.
Do they have any specials? What's the most outrageous, mind-churningly deviant and absurdly fetishistic thing they have to sell there?

>> No.15069503

>>15069485
>That picture

Basically what happens anytime you post girls on /y/.

>> No.15069506

>>15069497
A hand holding trap

Like those Chinese finger traps but 100% lewder

>> No.15069509

>>15069485
I don't see how KC would adapt them into full-on monstergirls.

>> No.15069510

>>15069487
Oh come on it can't be that bad....can it? She does have a nice ass though

>> No.15069511

>>15069496
He sexualized roaches and mushrooms
He will find a way

>> No.15069516

>>15069485
That picture is actually pretty funny. The woman looks so smug for what she's doing and the demon's face just screams "YOU FUCKING SLUT!"

>> No.15069517

>>15069409
Oh boy, bringing out the big guns, I see. It's like you want to blast away all reason and sense poor Kiki has left. You can't do that to a Kiki, she wouldn't be able to resist pressing into you as much as her bulging stomach lets her, seeking your lips with hers. A maid is not supposed to be so forward with her master.

>> No.15069526

>>15069115
If she doesn't eat her veggies then she's not getting any bedtime cuddles tonight.

>> No.15069531

>KC made even weapons into monstergirls
Might as well not even have a setting if humans can't even trust their own swords in battle

What's next, your clothes can become monstergirls too?

>> No.15069536

>>15069531
The Demon Lord is fucking shit up so badly its quite a possibility. Why is The Order so damn useless?

>> No.15069537

>>15069506
I'll take two, and use them both at the same time on my loli waifu.

>> No.15069538

>>15069510
Supple with enough tone to let fingers sink in a bit, but remain enticingly round otherwise. Perfect cor cupping each cheek in a hand. Wait, why would you even ask that?

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>>15069531
We already had weapon girls long before the Armor and Sword appeared.

>> No.15069541

I do say, I find Wurms to be rather delightful.

>> No.15069543

>>15069517
Please, I'll return that kiss with one of my own and Removed one of the plugs just plug it with something else and "freshen her up"

>> No.15069547

>>15069472
That's not how it works.

>> No.15069549

>>15069536
Because instead of making a somewhat alright monster girl setting KC had to have his shit fetishes be the main focus of MGE. It's why humans are made to be completely incompetent and aren't allowed to fight back at all since monster girls will always be better in every single way.

>> No.15069551

>>15069531
Which parts of specially made magical weapons don't you get? Not to mention that stuff like tsukumogami have been a thing for a good while now.

>> No.15069552

>>15069541
They're undoubtedly the worst Dragon type.

>> No.15069553

>>15069541
indeed, my good anon.
wurms are quite delightful.

>> No.15069562

>>15069549
KC sucks at storytelling we all knew that going in. The world he built is good though, I just think he needs someone else to come in and make things coherent for everyone.

>> No.15069563

>>15069549
You're the faggot that won't stop bitching about cursed sword, aren't you?

>> No.15069564

>>15069562
>The world he built is good though,
It's really not.

>> No.15069565

>>15069538
Welp I'll let you know how things go anon

>> No.15069572

>>15069562
>The world he built is good though
Eehhhhhhhh. Not really.

>> No.15069573

>>15069563
You're one of those twats that defend those garbage parasites, aren't you?

>> No.15069575

>>15069573
There's nothing to defend, because you can't come up with anything solid against them other than just throwing your salt around.

>> No.15069577

>>15069573
They're great.

>> No.15069578

Anyone have all the high-res pics from Enty?

I'm missing Lich, Salamander, Pharaoh, and Living Armor.

https://mega.nz/#!2EsElCQQ!AWo1-ShhsV3EcnML2u35dw9izeCkanVYah4Nq87jbGI

>> No.15069579

>>15069575
Stop responding, you're giving him fuel.

>> No.15069581

>>15069573
So in other words you are. What makes you so angry about them to the point where we can't even discuss them without enraging you? Are you the same guy who goes apeshit at hellhounds too?

>> No.15069590
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I hope this artist draws more super stacked monstergirls in the future, because hot damn.

>> No.15069591

>>15069578
How many of the girls has he done in high-res now? I can't get that link to work.

>> No.15069592

>>15069575
>>15069577
>Parasites like Ropers and Parasite Slimes
>Turn women into complete psychopaths that attack innocent people
>Panders to that garbage corruption fetish.
>Pushes Incubi because KC has absolute garbage taste.
>Beta anons continue to defend shit monster girls because they love the bad form of femdom and reverse rape garbage.

>> No.15069596

>>15069590
Can you give a name? Art looks pretty good.

>> No.15069607

>>15069592
Better then 3D.

>> No.15069608

>>15069579
If it's who I think it is he'll respond to himself if he doesn't get enough replies. I have to hand it to him, the guy's got smart. He now knows if he's sly and does this in short bursts he'll be able to get away with more.

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>>15069596
OniTengu. He only posts his stuff on Twitter though.

>> No.15069610

>>15069590
He's got a good thing going, I'm looking forward to see if/how his art improves.

>> No.15069613

>>15069581
It's proven that he is. Went apeshit about the two of them within the same post no less, some threads ago.

>> No.15069614

>>15069592
>garbage corruption fetish.
> KC has absolute garbage taste
>the bad form of femdom and reverse rape garbage
I'm seeing a lot of opinions here. (You)

>> No.15069615

>>15069590
Why does this guy draw their eyes like they got sleep deprivation or got stoned or something

>> No.15069616

>>15069592
>Beta anons continue to defend shit monster girls because they love the bad form of femdom and reverse rape garbage.
>the bad form of femdom
>implying there's a good form

>> No.15069619

>>15069552
What a boorish individual.

>>15069553
Quite!

>> No.15069624

>>15069615
She's stoned on looove~~ <3

>> No.15069626

>>15069591
Here's what I currently have: http://imgur.com/a/FZwKF

They won't be as nice as the mega link though because of Imgur compression, etc.

>> No.15069629

>>15069616
Light sexual femdom where the woman takes her having the active role during sex is pretty good. But hard sexual femdom and outside the bedroom femdom is absolute garbage and that type of femdom is the one most anons here with that fetish talk about.

>> No.15069630

>>15069248
It's easy to come up with a brain fart like that, it's much harder to write given I hardly see the merit to doing it.

>> No.15069631

>>15069613
Really? but why? We all know his main trigger is femdom because he's from some backwater place where it makes you a pansy or whatever, so he doesn't allow it on his thread. But Cursed Swords go meek when married, and that's his thing.

>> No.15069633

>>15069624
Then I'd prescribe her some consideratiom, I don't like it when people smoke love near me.

>> No.15069636

>>15069609
>He only posts his stuff on Twitter though.
Fuck.

>> No.15069637

>>15069615
>Why does this guy draw their eyes like they got sleep deprivation or got stoned or something
Likely a style thing.

Though, I can interpret that that Cheshire wants that man to fill her with kittens, and it's clear that she has the breasts needed to nurture them.

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>>15069609
I like his art already. I still don't trust faggot cats

>> No.15069646

>>15069637
nurture and feed*

>> No.15069647

>>15069631
Because he's a raging faggot with abhorrently shit taste with a crusade to spread it around the thread. It's probably best to just ignore him when he spergs about cursed swords the same way people do when he spergs over hellhound. He'll get banned/bored sooner or later.

>> No.15069650 [DELETED] 

>>15069607
Anything is better than 3D women, but that doesn't excuse your garbage taste.

>>15069631
> backwater place where it makes you a pansy or whatever,
>implying it doesn't
Beta pls.

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>>15069644
Not even the muscular ones?

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>>15069578

>> No.15069658

>>15069650
Why are you so insecure about this?
I bet you crave femdom and you just don't want to show it.
Slut.

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>>15069654
She'll just start making memes about lifting when she gets back from the gym

>> No.15069663

>>15069590
I bet she can pull some big jokes with those fun bags.

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>>15069626
Thanks but I already have those, I assumed KC did some more recently.
Anyway, you said you didn't have high-res Lich?

>> No.15069666 [DELETED] 

>>15069658
>Projecting your shit fetishes onto other people.
Go be a failure of a human elsewhere, preferably six feet under.

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>>15069655

>> No.15069669
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15069669

So what monsters that KC hasn't done yet would you like to see?

I'd like to see him do a Domovoi next
They work with kikimoras

The domovoi is seen as the home's guardian, and if he is kept happy he maintains peace and order and rewards the household by helping with household chores and field work. To stay in his good graces, his family leaves him gifts such as milk, porridge, tobacco, bread, and salt.

The domovoi is also an oracle, as his behavior foretells or forewarns about the future. If he laughs, sings, jokes, or dances good times can be expected, and if he strums a comb there is a wedding in the future, but if he wails at night, extinguishes a candle or makes himself visible it means a family member, usually the head of the household, will die. The touch of the domovoi is also a harbinger. If his furry hand feels warm, good fortune is indicated; however if his touch is icy cold, misfortune is coming

>> No.15069672

>>15069655
Added, much appreciated mate.

>>15069665
Also added, thanks mate. The only 2 I don't have are Pharaoh and Salamander.

>> No.15069673

>>15069666
Go away satan.

>> No.15069675

>>15069647
He'll never get bored of his insecure ranting though, he's been doing this for months, and until the new staff wise up to it he'll do it every day.

>> No.15069680

>>15069655
That's a pretty cool looking armor.

Can I wear it?

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>>15069665
>Tell your lich waifu you're sick
>She starts doing experiments on you trying to fix your ailment
>All the while getting frustrated because she can't seem to find out what's wrong with you
>mfw I'm just fucking with her because its cute seeing her get all worked up

>> No.15069684

>>15069669
>and if he strums a comb there is a wedding in the future

Who the fuck comes up with this shit?
God, I love folk tales like these. It's amazing to read.

>> No.15069685

>>15069655
Living Armor > Cursed Sword.

>> No.15069686

>>15069610
I wonder how his colored stuff looks/will look, and whether or not he'll use a traditional medium 100% of the time.

>> No.15069687

>>15069666
The irony in this post.

>> No.15069688

>>15069654
Holy damn those thighs.
Those are some powerful thighs.

>>15069655
The look on her face just screams "Shut the fuck up and get inside me husband."
I don't know why it's so appealing.

>> No.15069690

>>15069647
>Liking Hellhounds.
Disgusting.

>> No.15069693

>>15069663
Jokes pertinent to milk and other forms of breast-play I bet.

>> No.15069695

>>15069669
From which culture does the Domovoi come from?, it's literally what the Kikimora is to the slavfags just without the foretelling thing.

>> No.15069696

>>15069669
What if a used condom is left under your pillow? What happens then?

>> No.15069697

>>150695431
At this rate that Kiki's going to turn into a cumfiend who'd kneel after receiving her refill and shamelessly state that there's still a hole you haven't given any attention to while opening her mouth and pulling it's corners wide with her fingers, letting her tongue flop out dripping saliva.
Is this what you'd turn your faithful maid into?

>> No.15069698

>>15069668
And thank you. Now I just need Salamander and we're all good.

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>>15069672
Here.

>> No.15069701

>>15069683
But anon, if she finds out what you're doing she'll start pouting and talk about how you really worried her. Do you want to do that to your wife?

>> No.15069705

>>15069697
woops, meant for >>15069543

>> No.15069708

>>15069655
It's an odd thought, but the way that the chestpiece wraps around her makes her look so snug. You can't see her arms, so it looks like they could be down by her sides, like she's been rolled up in a blanket.

>> No.15069710

>>15069654
I wonder what a buff chesire would do if she came across an even more buff, equally smug guy.

>> No.15069712

>>15069697
No, I'd Make her my wife so she can perform such acts as much as she wants

>> No.15069716
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>>15069695
Traditionally, he is the Kikimora's husband
>In some accounts, the domovoi is described as having a wife (domovikha or kikimora)

They were a husband and wife that would watch over your house while you were out

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>>15069688
Snibako excels at drawing tall and thick girls, so portraying them with a rockin' set of thighs is natural for him.

>> No.15069721

>>15069658
I remember him mentioning he's from South Carolina or something. It would explain a bit about his behavior.

>> No.15069723

>>15069669
>>15069716
What a nice couple.

>> No.15069726

>>15069701
But half the time she's so busy doing "experiments". Seeing her get worried like that makes me realize she truly does love and care about me

Then I know she'll just strap me down and start doing crazy science shit on me

>> No.15069727

Hey what's that Japanese creature which has an eyeball in its anus?

We should make a monstergirl out of that.

>> No.15069728

>>15069716
>You'll never have a Domovoi and kiki maid and reverse-trap butler duo who work so well toether you'd think they were a well oiled romantic couple
>If not for their stubborn joint-pursual of your dick

>> No.15069730

>>15069669
Would they be kind, slavic musclegirls with big claws or something?

>> No.15069731

>>15069699
And a hearty, final thanks to you too. Next up is finding the threads where translator anon posted the "making of" info and snagging those up.

>> No.15069738

>>15069726
Anon, all you have to do is ask if she really loves you and I'm sure she'd give you an honest answer.

>> No.15069739

>>15069727
You mean a Gazer?

>> No.15069744

>>15069721
Well that makes sense.
But seriously, someone just hook him up with a holstaur and tell him to fuck off already.

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Teaching your Ushi-Onii waifu to cook is one of the greatest accomplishments you can make in your life.

Now if only you can get her to produce milk?

>> No.15069752

>>15069744
>Holtaur
Way too good for him. He needs a mind breaking 'mukade venom and manticore poison cocktail and to be thrown into a roper pit

>> No.15069755

What about the monster in Japanese mythology who thinks it's human but at night gets a longer neck than NOPE.avi

I swear most folklore stories come about from shaman and priests having fucked up nightmares.

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>>15069747
Y'know, they're already part-bovine.

>> No.15069761

>>15069730
Pretty much

>> No.15069762

>>15069712
Oh, everything is fine then. Nothing wrong with a married Kiki enjoying being filled to the brim with her husband's warmth and still asking for more.
Besides the mess it makes, I mean. And the little Kikis all that cumflation will eventually result in.

>> No.15069769 [DELETED] 

>>15069721
>I remember him mentioning he's from South Carolina or something
You would be wrong. Although what would you expect from a retarded beta.

>> No.15069774

>>15069747
That's easy all you have to is sit her down and gently massage and suck on her mighty breast. This exercise will not only strengthen your relationship, but is also great if your Uhsi-oni wife is in need of relaxation, just don't be surprised if she uses her new milk producing to keep you in her bosom as much as possible as she cuddles you fiercely.

>> No.15069778

>>15069769
Aren't you supposed to be in a roper pit?

>> No.15069780

>>15069755
Rokurokubi?

>> No.15069782 [DELETED] 

>>15069752
No thanks, sounds like something a beta fuck like you would enjoy though.

>> No.15069787

>>15069774
>just don't be surprised if she uses her new milk producing to keep you in her bosom as much as possible as she cuddles you fiercely.
But anon, that's exactly what I want her to do

>> No.15069793

>>15069782
>He thinks he has a choice

>> No.15069796

>>15069669
>>15069716
That sounds awesome but she looks fucking scary.
How do we make her fuckable?

>> No.15069798

>>15069762
Then it just kicks into my kiki's brood mother fetish that I'll help her live out when she's not trying to get even more seed into her than last time

>> No.15069799

>>15069782
You're going all out tonight aren't you?

>> No.15069800
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Can Basilisks adjust the glow the area around their pussies gives off?

>> No.15069804

>>15069793
Goddammit Walker!

There is ALWAYS a choice!

>> No.15069806

>>15069800
Their left niple is the on and off button, the right controls the intensity of the light.

>> No.15069814 [DELETED] 

>>15069793
Yes, I do. Of course I wouldn't expect a beta like you to know that.

>> No.15069820

>>15069787
I didn't say that was a bad thing to have happen, on the contrary cuddlebug Ushi-oni's are great to have, especially when they can give you fresh milk for you to drink. Also don't be surprised to see her blush if you get really into drinking her milk, of course said blushing is coming from just how happy she is to see you enjoying her milk.

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>>15069780
Yeah, that one. They look ridiculous, but that's their thing.

>> No.15069828

>>15069799
Just report and ignore, he will keep the "b-b-b-beta" all night.

>> No.15069830

>>15069796
They'd be:
>Slavic (of course)
>Muscular
>Have either brown skin or the grey skin that Hellhounds have
>Skin on their legs transitions into hairy Werewolf-like paws
>Can use fire and ice magic because why not

>> No.15069838

>>15069780
Thanks for reminding me to check up on that rokurokubi manga.

>> No.15069840 [DELETED] 

>>15069828
>Beta cuckold thinks he's hot shit
Kek.

>> No.15069842 [DELETED] 

>>15069799
Just report and ignore, he will keep the "b-b-b-beta" shitposting until he gets banned.

>> No.15069843

>>15069814
I'm curious, do you think any of us believe you're some big alpha tough guy? Because coming into a niche thread like this and talking shit every day isn't the mark of a success story.

>> No.15069846

>>15069747
But I don't have a Ushi wife, I hate spiders.

>> No.15069852

>>15069739
Nah, looked it up. It's the Shirime.

>> No.15069855

>>15069843
Anon, he is an attention whore.

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>>15069840

>> No.15069859

>>15069846
But what if the spiders love you?

>> No.15069863 [DELETED] 

>>15069843
I am in no way some big alpha, you don't have to be one to know beta shits like you everyone else who shares your garbage fetish is pathetic.

>> No.15069865

Man, where is all this violence coming from?

Was it the monstergirls? I bet it was the monstergirls.

>> No.15069866

>>15069728
>reverse-trap butler
You're a genius anon! A genius!

>If not for their stubborn joint-pursual of your dick
You must teach them to share.

>> No.15069867

>>15069798
Just remember to be gentle with pregnant Kikis. Giving their butt more attention while gently caressing their gravid bellies and reaffirming them of your appreciation of their bountiful bodies is highly recommended.

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>>15069838

>> No.15069873

>>15069859
Well though luck because I don't love them. They'll have to find someone else.

>> No.15069875

>>15069865
People are replying to an insecure faggot, that's all.

>> No.15069876

>>15069865
I bet it was the Alps!

>> No.15069878

>>15069863
Pathetic like the guy throwing a fit over it ever single day?

>> No.15069888

>>15069728
You're onto something here, Anon.

>> No.15069891

>>15069875
>insecure
Please keep telling lies anon, it's all people can expect from a beta faggot.

>>15069878
It takes zero effort to make fun of you twats for your awful taste.

>> No.15069892

>>15069875
I refuse to accept that this shitposter believes the crap he's spouting. I'm not even being a dick here, if he's genuine he might need to see a shrink considering how hard he attacks these threads.

>> No.15069894

>>15069873
Ah come on. They're nice ladies that happen to be spiders.

>> No.15069897

>people feeding the shitposter
I don't understand how this is still an issue. Anon's really need to get with the times.

>> No.15069898

>>15069891
>It takes zero effort to make fun of you twats for your awful taste.
Obviously. If you put some effort into it you'd have more than just
>b-b-buh muh b-beta!

>> No.15069899

>>15069863
>>15069891
Man, you sound like an /sp/ cuck.

>> No.15069900

At least he's kicking off enough than we might get rid of him for a few days now.

>> No.15069904

>>15069867
That I would!
I can't fill up the normal hole but I certainly can fill the other!

Even cuddles would be a must.

>> No.15069909

>>15069894
I'm sorry anon, their personality might be nice but I can't ignore their creepy spider parts.

>> No.15069912

>>15069897
We could talk about the 3DPD in EMG instead?

>> No.15069914

I want a tiny, tubby manticore to give snacks while she acts like she's in charge when I could really just escape her by walking at a brisk pace.

>> No.15069916

>>15069900
Where is that janitor / mod when you need them?

>> No.15069919

>>15069898
Cunts like you don't deserve the effort.

>>15069899
Just like how you sound like a pathetic fuck that would let a woman dominate every aspect of his life?

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>>15069914
Do Manticores purr, chuff, or do a mixture of the two?

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>>15069919

>> No.15069934

>>15069909
What if they were to hold your arms to your side and move close to you as you tried to squirm away only to kiss you on the cheek and giggle about how cute you looked?

>> No.15069937

>>15069909
Well if you won't go out with the friendly spider girl with a nice personality I will. What's is this friendly spider girl like, I plan to go out on a date with her and a little info before hand doesn't hurt to have?

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>>15069870
Kanoi a cute, then again, all the girls are. Noppi was spooky as hell for a second when she wiped away her face though.

>> No.15069939

>>15069919
Actually, I think you sound like that. A literal internet tough guy, I bet a little girl could kick your ass, like the mangina you are.

>> No.15069944

>>15069931
If Rach didn't have that awful spider parts she would be much better.

>>15069934
Still no anon, I can't handle them.

>> No.15069945

>>15069919
No really, even if this is just an act, you do it so much and are so dedicated to the whole routine. I need to know, really.
Why this thread? I've never sen such dedication to shitting on something and it just fascinates me. If it is genuine how did you develop such a massive beef with the thread? Are you a failed writefag or something with a grudge?

>> No.15069948

>>15069938
I wanna lick facemask's shark teeth.

>> No.15069951

>>15069930
Chuff.
They're based on lions.

I want that loli to 'grow' everywhere but her chest.

I want even holst milk to backfire and head right to her rear

>> No.15069954

>>15069876
Little cheeky shits, I'm going to slap their titties around.

>> No.15069955

>>15069945
Anon, he is sad and alone.

>> No.15069958 [DELETED] 

>>15069939
Anon, you're talking about yourself again. It's to be expected that beta cucks aren't that smart though.

>> No.15069959

>>15069914
>fake an escape and start to run away
>she can't keep up and turns into a crying mess
>confesses her love and begs you to come back
I want to hear a loli Manticore admit the truth and desperately confess her feelings for me.
I want to heroically return, only to sweep her off her feet and have passionate, babymaking sex in the missionary position.

>> No.15069961

>>15069955
>Lying
>Again
Typical femdomfag behavior.

>> No.15069965

>>15069945
I bet that he didn't even visit these threads at first, and then through a long list of coincidences, met a /mgt/ shitposter who saved his life at the cost of their own, and their dying wish was for anon here to carry on shitposting in their stead. but he's not really good at it, and beta is the only insult he knows so far. It's his quest to avenge a friend and become the ultimate shitposter.

>> No.15069971

>>15069944
But that's what they would like about you. They want to see you go from being scared of them to looking them in the eyes passionately as they ride you and shower you with compliments.

>> No.15069974

>>15069958
All that time and that's it? You are really bad at this. Enjoy your ban.

>> No.15069981

>>15069965
I bet the faggot was in love with his friend.

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>> No.15069985

You know that often-tenplated image of two girls laughing in derision?
I kind of wish we had a version with a hellhound and a cursed sword lady (the sword could be laughing too).

I don't think I need to tell you why it'd be amusing to have.

>> No.15069986

>>15069959
A pregnant, loli manticore that's on the soft side?
She's getting spoiled

>> No.15069987

>>15069974
He's always bad at this, but he'll always come back. For all his accusations I think he's the one who has autism, because it's the only explanation for why he keeps coming back to throw the same endless insults at us.

>> No.15069990

>>15069982
>Ben Garrison
Sill cracks me up every time.

>> No.15069991

>>15069987
>but he'll always come back
He wouldn't if people didn't feed him.

>> No.15069994 [DELETED] 

>>15069981
>Hard femdom loving autist thinks he's above anything.
You're a parasite, something not even a starving vulture would eat.

>> No.15069995

>>15069981
Spoilers, dick. That's the twist. His friend leaves him a "memento" that guides him in his shitposting journey, and it has its own personality and quirks. Slowly Anon and the personality in the memento begin to fall in love and it's revealed it's the soul of the late friend. He'll undergo an entire arc trying to bring back his gay lover, but when he finally manages it, he'll be in the form of an alped hellhound.

>> No.15069996

>>15069971
Well if she truly likes me for my various quirks and is willing to help me get over my shyness, I'll give her a chance. All I can ask is that she never breaks my trust and i'll fight on to see if her love for me is true and hat we have relationship chemistry. A simple conversation on our first date should help m to crack the ice and grow more comfortable around her.

>> No.15070001

>>15069971
Sorry anon, I'm just not into spider women. They can have >>15069996 though.

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>>15069971
your wife will never ride on top of you with this look on her face

she will never smile warmly and say that she loves you as you thrust up to cum inside her

>> No.15070008

>>15069991
/mgt/ retards are literally incapable of biting the bait, they can only feed shitposters and talk about them whenever they can.

>> No.15070009

>>15069982
Do you have the "different types of -dom" picture?

>> No.15070015

>>15070007
Good, I would want a face like that to look up at me.

>> No.15070017

>>15069990
>See a couple of his comics I like
>Decide to follow his Twitter
>Quickly realize he's a raving conspiracy theorist who spams the same couple comics promoting Trump and calling everything else Illuminati
Well that was a waste of time.

>> No.15070018

>>15069995
Aww he is not just gay, he's a faggot in love with a dead lover, no wonder he is so mad.

>> No.15070023

>>15070007
We need more art of monstergirls making faces like that.

>> No.15070031

>>15069996
Watch out anon, she's going to go all out on stealing your heart. At first you'll be making small talk with her on your first date, then BAM! Your now wife is smiling happily as you hold your cute spiderbaby in your arms.

>> No.15070033

>Anons are still feeding the shitposter.

I fucking hate all of you. This is why they never go away.

>> No.15070036

>>15069311
>that werebat art
Werebats are for brushing the hair out of their eyes so you can stare loving into them!

>> No.15070039

>>15070017
How can you possibly hate Ben "The One Man Klan" Garrison?

>> No.15070041

>>15070001
That's god with me, I get to go out on a date with a friendly spider girl who has a nice personality. As long as she is trust worthy and the chemistry is their, I think our first date will go pretty good, maybe we can hang out afterwards for some more fun. I wonder how she would feel if I were to give her a surprise hug and say that she's seem pretty nice and that I'd like to go on more dates with her?

>> No.15070042

>>15070007
If only.

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>>15070009

>> No.15070044

>>15070036
Werebats are dirty!

>> No.15070045

>>15070033
I dunno, could be a valid tactic. Feed him until he's fat enough for a mod to take notice and ban him

>> No.15070047

>>15070007
>>your wife will never ride on top of you with this look on her face
Gah! At least I can still fap to it.

>> No.15070051

>>15070043
I miss crayon.

>> No.15070056

>>15070044
Rude. No they're not. Unless you mean their minds, in which case you'd be correct.

>> No.15070057

>>15070045
I think they are just making fun of the retard now.

>> No.15070058

>>15070041
I really don't care what you anon, just promise to keep them away from me.

>>15070045
But that doesn't work you fucking idiot, it's been done before and he keeps coming back because you keep god damn feeding him and talking about him whenever you can.

>> No.15070060

>>15070039
I don't hate him.

I just find him a tad annoying. His Twitter spam anyway.

>> No.15070063

>>15070031
Well that's fine with me, a romantic spider doing her best to show me her love is true and that she wants the relationship to work would bring happiness to me. Plus it just makes me curious the kinds of things she likes about me and how she's going to prove her love to me?

>> No.15070065

>>15069806
You forgot to mention rotating the end of the tail can change the color.

>> No.15070067

>>15070044
Well, wash them.

>> No.15070068

>>15070056
Bats are filthy and covered in diseases so that means Werebats are too!

>> No.15070069 [DELETED] 

>>15070033
>There are retards in this thread who will take the bait every single fucking time
If we banned everyone who responds to shitposts this place would be shitpost free in a week since the shitposter wouldn't have any reason to be here

>> No.15070077

>>15070051
He's still around

He made my 7th Miia daki

it's too big for 4chan
https://my.mixtape.moe/nxkyfe.jpg

>> No.15070079

>>15070058
That's easy enough to do, especially since I have a nice spider girl to snuggle with as I look into he ruby eyes, seeing her happy that a guy gave her a chance at love.

>> No.15070081

>>15070069
If we banned everyone who responds to shitposts in these threads, we'd likely be banning everyone in these threads, it's that ridiculous.

>> No.15070083

>>15070057
That's as bad as feeding him you idiot. That just gives him more reason to come back since retards like you give him constant attention whenever he shows up.

>>15070069
You don't even have to do that, these retards just need to stop fucking responding to him and just report the shitposter. Then once he gets no replies and only bans he'll fuck off.

>> No.15070084

>>15070077
Sexy. When will you add that beauty to your snake pit?

>> No.15070085

>>15070058
Who cares, he is autistic faggot anyway.

>> No.15070095

>>15070083
I smell a samefag.

>> No.15070098

>>15068443
It feels like I'm going to perpetually be In a edit war with my old shit as I write new shit.

But that's ok. It just means that I can make the old stuff more readable eventually. At least some people like it now, so I'm doing something right.

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>>15070084
I'm honestly really tempted to

I'll have my second loen daki soon

I kind of want to try and get a daki from all of our drawfags

>> No.15070100

>>15070085
I do since the reason he keeps coming back is because of idiots like you.

>> No.15070102

>>15070068
Bats aren't sapient. They also don't want to get the attention of human boys.

>> No.15070103

>>15070060
While he is a big Trump guy no doubt, he has criticized Trump a few times. Ben is actually against torture believe it or not

>> No.15070105

>>15069934
>Monstrous-looking and scary MG that is actually loving and caring
The best kinds.

>> No.15070113

>>15070095
Me too. He is playing both sides again.

>> No.15070116

>>15069934
Not that anon. But if they did that, then they can easily be my waifu

>> No.15070117

>>15070102
True.

>> No.15070119

>>15070100
Whatever, stay mad faggot.

>> No.15070121

>>15070063
She just wants a shy boy with a good personality. She just wants to enjoy saying mushy things to you and cuddling with you, and gently taking your virginity as she tells you that you would make a great father.

>> No.15070122

Monstergirls can't rape us because we don't exist in their universe

Humanity won

>> No.15070135

>>15070119
You are a cancer to these threads. You are the reason we have such a bad shitposter problem because you enable them.

>> No.15070137

>>15070069
Or we could just ban the shitposters.

>> No.15070140

>>15070122
Victory... a hollow and ridiculous notion.

>> No.15070142

What's the most absolutely lewd thing you would do to your waifu?
>kejourou
I would cum in her hair.

>> No.15070143

>>15070083
But they'll never stop replying as evidenced by >>15070085
>>15070119

>>15070137
They'll just keep coming back since people respond here without fail

>> No.15070145
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Today I will remind them.

>> No.15070148

>>15070135
Irony.

>> No.15070150

>>15070113
>A person tells you to stop responding to the shitposter
>He must be the shitposter

This basic failure of logic is baffling.

>> No.15070155

>>15070098
Just keep at it.
The more recent the work, the less issues I have with your stuff, which is weird seeing as I consider the salamander to be your best one.

If you want my advice beast, take a break from the roulette and write a independent short and work out a few more of those kinks. You need something that isn't a ongoing series with mixed quality and a bunch of greentext.

>> No.15070156

>>15070145
Mizore best Yuki-Onna.

>> No.15070157

>>15070121
Well if she truly means what she says, then I'll continue to date this very romantic spider girl, as I'm a bit of romantic myself. I may b shy, but i'm willing to put my best foot forward since she's showing me her love for me along with her genuine like for my various quirks. I'll gladly cuddle this cute spider girl and even surprise her by saying her eyes are lovely and remind me of ruby's. Our relationship chemistry is good so yeah I'll love the the cuddle sessions I'm having with my romantic spider girl.

>> No.15070160

>>15070143
So clearly the solution is to ban people who aren't breaking any rules, while letting the people who do get away scot-free? Great logic anon.

>> No.15070168

>>15070145
We need more MG sad moments.

>> No.15070170

>>15070142
Make her wear cow-print attire.

>> No.15070172

>>15070143
>>15070150
Shut up already, you are dragging it off you stupid cunt.

>> No.15070174 [DELETED] 

>>15070143
It sucks anon. If only anons stopped replying and shitposters only got banned in response to them shitposting they would just go away.

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>>15070156
Not really.

Unless you meant strictly pure bred yuki-onna since Liss is a Yuki-Onna Cat Girl.

>> No.15070188

>>15070160
He is samefagging, anon. Switching the blame on the people that reply to him is a known tactic of his. Just stop replying.

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>>15070168
They aren't entirely rare.

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>> No.15070195

>>15070191
How do I interpret this image?

>> No.15070198

>>15070191
What's going on here? Is that a baka?

>> No.15070199

>>15070190
It should be a felony to make a yeti sad.

>> No.15070202

>>15070181
>ASSFAGGOTS

>> No.15070203

>>15070155
>I consider the salamander to be your best one.
>Not hellhound

>> No.15070204

>>15070181
I meant pure bred, but if I included Liss she would be the best.

>> No.15070205

What reactions of mgs of various species have if they walked in on me, bottomless, at 3 am, trying to sew my tattered blanket back into one piece?

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>>15070188
No I'm just really fucking tired of seeing people enable this cancer for years.

>> No.15070222

>>15070203
It may have had more work put into it than his others but I Kinda just trashed it as I hate hellhounds.

>> No.15070224

So how would a monster girl react to someone with Aspergers? Basically shit social skills and very awkward

>> No.15070227

>>15070217
It's the breaks anon, people in /mgt/ can be pretty dumb.

>> No.15070228

>>15069951
Gay ass.

>>15069930
Mighty big TP for someone who's flatter than a man

>> No.15070229

>>15070181
I think the technical term is Yuki-Neko.

>> No.15070234

>>15070224
She'd call him a weirdo and move on to find someone who isn't a freak.

Or she'd find it cute and fix the the mental issues that he would have but let him keep his awkwardness.

>> No.15070238

>>15070203
I also really liked that one.
>>15070205
>alp
Stuttering blowjob.
>lizard
She would cover you with her jacket.
>any dragon
Rape.
>>15070217
Nice paint skills.

>> No.15070241

>>15070228
No, huge ass.
There's a difference, lolis need to be pears.

>> No.15070244

>>15070181
I want to bury myself in that ass and those thighs.

>> No.15070245

>>15070224
No idea but I don't really have any sympathy for real life autisum.

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>>15070202
If you limit your variables of porn / waifus based on what show, game, or book they are from then you have failed utterly and completely.

>> No.15070252

>>15070245
Aspergers faggot here. Believe me, I fucking hate it. I just pop pills and see a therapist. Aspies are not special no matter what people say. Its just something you have to deal with

>> No.15070253

>>15070241
Lolis need to grow

>> No.15070258

>>15070155
>You need something that isn't a ongoing series with mixed quality and a bunch of greentext.
What you would you say I write about?

>> No.15070260

>>15070253
Loli's can grow in the ass and thighs department, but that's about it. Small, cuddly, and compact are what they should be. Getting called onii-chan is a plus

>> No.15070262

>>15070253
Yes, in their hips, thighs, and rears.

>> No.15070269

>>15070238
... Why the jacket?

We're not out on the street you know

Shouldn't it be assumed that I merely had my bare, smelly testicles out naked on the bed because I was too lazy to put my underwear back on after jerking off?

>> No.15070270

>>15070260
>Small, cuddly, and compact
>soft asses and thighs
Throw in some hips and this is literally all I'd ever ask for.

>> No.15070271

>>15070250
I like Morgana.

People should post some fallen angels up in here.

>> No.15070273

>>15070260
>>15070262
>tfw Assassin of Black is the only loli with a bodytype like this

>> No.15070274

>>15070252
>Aspies are not special no matter what people say.
This to the max
Has anyone read that book call "The curious incident of the dong in the night-time"? I got a lot of shit at school for hating the main character.

>> No.15070276

>>15070260
>>15070262
No, into proper women.

>> No.15070280

>>15070258
That is a question you should ask yourself.

>> No.15070284

>>15070274
Now don't get me wrong, if I see something where I have an advantage with the Aspergers, such as scholarships for university, believe me I'll take it. College ain't cheap after all.

But overall we're not fucking special. And quite honestly you need to be treated for it as soon as you can. Therapy and medication are your best options, along with a supportive family.

>> No.15070286

>>15070250
I don't, but my smile goes away for a while every time I think about the communities surrounding mobas. They make these threads seem well adjusted.

>> No.15070287

>>15070273
Yeah, loli jack a cute.

>>15070276
Nah, tonight I'm feeling big booty lolis.

>> No.15070292

>>15070274
>"The curious incident of the dong in the night-time"
That book drove me fucking mental

>> No.15070293

Tell her that I'll always love her

>> No.15070298

>>15070245
But what does that have to do with it?

>>15070252
>>15070274
Eh, it's not so bad once you get used to it and realize that just because people are normal doesn't make them smart or right.

>>15070284
I'm fine the way I am, thanks.

>>15070224
The real question is how an mg would react to an asexual person.

>> No.15070299

>>15070273
And most things Mojarin draws.

>> No.15070302

>>15070269
But anon, you are not some slut, you can't just sleep like that!

>> No.15070303

>>15070287
>loli jack a cute.
Loli jack is the cutest.

>> No.15070304

>>15070274
>>15070292
I have never heard of it what's it about?

>> No.15070306

>>15070293
Okay. Anything else?

>> No.15070308

>>15070273
Fucking Elins.

>> No.15070309

>>15070303
I'd make her into a mommy.

>> No.15070313

>>15070298
>Eh, it's not so bad once you get used to it and realize that just because people are normal doesn't make them smart or right.
That is true. It took time for me to actually get my shit together to actually be able to not drop spaghetti in public. I still struggle, but I have gotten much better over the years.

Okay but moving back to monsters, i'm pretty sure a Holstaur would be very much caring to someone who has it

>> No.15070314

>>15070293
Stop raising death flags out of the blue, anon.

>> No.15070316

>>15070142
>Crow Tengu
Go along with any weird role-playing ideas she might have. Or just tease her during the mating season.

>> No.15070318

>>15070309
No fuck you, I'm making her into a mother. I'll even marry her!

>> No.15070319

>>15070302
But anon, don't you hate that sticky feeling your balls get sometimes?

They must be freed from the constraints of my boxers, to dangle freely, with a jiggle every step and the wind blowing through their untrimmed public hair!

>> No.15070320

>>15070308
I'd love to.

>> No.15070323

>>15070142
>Alp

Cum on her tail.

>> No.15070327

>>15070314
Don't worry, anon. Everything's going to be fine. Nobody's going to die as long as we stay calm. We'll get to keep posting about waifus until the day they become real, then we'll all get to marry our perfect waifus after professing to them, have a bunch of kids, and live happily ever after.

>> No.15070330

>>15070318
I'd marry her, put her in a wedding dress, and get her in a mating press for impregnation sex!

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>>15070316
Damn, do we have anything that focuses on the Crow Tengu mating beyond http://pastebin.com/5mWaEnFL?

>> No.15070337

>>15070334
Screwed up the link:
http://pastebin.com/5mWaEnFL

>> No.15070338

>>15070314
Don't worry anon, I won't die even if I'm killed.

>> No.15070341

>>15070330
I'm going to marry her, put her in the best wedding dress I can find, then have her wrap her legs around my waist so I can fuck her while saying my wedding vows standing up!

>> No.15070342

>>15070334
BTW I remember there was a story about historian and crow tengu who work in archives. Was it ever finished?

>> No.15070343

>>15070327
What're you trying to do, push so many deathflags out that they end up clogging up death's door?

>> No.15070346

>>15070342
I believe the writefag didn't know how he wanted to continue it.

>> No.15070348

>>15070304
A kid with autisum goes on a investigation to find out who killed his neighbours dog with a pitchfork.

One thing that stands out in my hatred is the fact that the chapters go up in prime numbers and its only explained somewhere halfway.

As a example (and to keep this MG related) Imagine a young wurm trying to find chapter 2 but unknown to her there is no chapter 2

>> No.15070349

>>15070142
>inari
cum in her tails

>> No.15070350

>>15070346
That's a pity, I could have gone for some nerd burd stuff.

>> No.15070351

>>15070313
People need to embrace their spaghetti, at least to an extent. I'm a /k/ browsing, mg fantasizing, rocky-relationship-with-parents having autist, and good damnit so long as I abide the law and don't intrude upon others rights there is nothing wrong with that.

Holsts are a mixed bag. They're simple, pet like, which could certainly help someone with trust and comfort issues. Your pet isn't going to betray you.

On the other hand, Holsts are boring on the edge of "simple" (dim witted) and seem too preoccupied with sex, which a person with aspie's might find very uncomfortable. I certainly would. An aspie might not have an issue with owning a pet, but owning pet =/= fucking dog on a regular basis.

And if you're anything like me it's nice to have somebody who's got their shit together, and holsts would not make a good organizer.

>> No.15070352

>>15070343
I'm not scared of these death-flags, anon. My skills are all I need to survive. The future is mine to decide! Now someone find me a girl to kiss & profess my love to before I set out on this suicide mission.

>> No.15070354

>>15070142
hold her big meaty paws and do cutesy romance things to get her all flustered

>> No.15070355

>>15070258
Finish that damn one with the merc and the posh lady.

>> No.15070357

>>15070349
Actually never mind, I'd cum in her fried tofu without her knowing about it

>> No.15070358

>>15070346
Do you a link to it?

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>>15070351
So basically you're saying you'd waifu a Anubis.

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>>15070350
I wish they had more of a following beyond a few select anons, so I feel your pain.
>>15070358
I wish I saved the link when it was pastebinned, and I don't remember the title either.

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>>15070365
>No big, meaty paws
The fuck is this heresy?

>> No.15070380

>>15070365
That fusions hair resembles Koknoe's.

>> No.15070383

If I jack off into an MG's gym clothes, would they be able to track me down?

>> No.15070387

>>15070383
Depends if you cum again before she cleans her clothes

>> No.15070389

>>15070365
Anubi are a best.

>> No.15070390

>>15070383
There are simpler ways to ask an MG out, you know.

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>>15070378
Here you go.

>> No.15070393

>>15070383
>You will never jerk off into your MG crush's gym clothes
>She will never notice the scent and, reciprocating the crush, wear them anyway
This is most definitely a fetish of mine.

>> No.15070394

>>15070365
Not him, but an Anubis would be perfect. Someone who is good at giving orders and expecting it done right, but also cute enough to be a great waifu, specially when she gets frustrated

>>15070351
Its just a bitch at times honestly

>> No.15070402

>>15070383
Depends. If it's just a one-and-one thing, they'll probably only get a general vicinity. Noww if you just absolutely slathered them in cum, like until they were just crusted up with it, or blew a load after abstaining for a few weeks, she could probably single you out in a crowd from clear across town.

>> No.15070411

>>15070365
No, actually I hate both femdom and tsundere, and while an Anubis is not exactly either of those, she's too close for me to find her attractive.

Personality wise, at least, she looks fine of course.

>>15070394
>Not him, but an Anubis would be perfect. Someone who is good at giving orders and expecting it done right,
Not sure if i could get behind this myself. I could be very good friends and technically a husband to a person like that so long as I viewed them with great respect, but I would never be able to have anything other than a working relationship- like an arranged marriage with someone you can feel comfortable around but don't *love *, or somehow marrying a friend but only staying friends, not lovers.

>>>15070351 (You)
>Its just a bitch at times honestly
If life wasn't a bitch neither of us would be on mgg.

>> No.15070412
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What do Ghosts feel like?

>> No.15070413

>>15070348
So what you're saying is, one of the reasons you hate it it because you're as dumb as a wurm?

Don't be so harsh on yourself, Anon.

>> No.15070414

>>15070412
Bags of sand.

>> No.15070415

>>15070411
>If life wasn't a bitch neither of us would be on mgg.
Too true man.

>> No.15070417

>>15070412
Solidified regret.

>> No.15070422

>>15070412
nothing at all

>> No.15070424

>>15070413
You know, one of these days I'll write a Wurm that is smart as most geniuses. and tries the break the chain of her race.

>> No.15070425

>>15070412
Pleasantly cool, and much warmer when you're around

>> No.15070429

>>15070425
>There will never be a ghost girl that hums the ghost busters theme while raping.

>> No.15070437
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15070437

Alright, here it is. I don't promise it's good. Let me know what you think, I guess. Also would anyone mind reposting the high-res cursed sword? For some reason it seems I don't have it.

http://pastebin.com/Y4AU8p2j

>> No.15070445

>>15070424
All I could think of is a wurm that does the same things as backyard scientist and mythbusters.

>> No.15070446
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15070446

>>15070437

>> No.15070450

>>15070437
>Waymaker
Nice to see you again you relic you.
>>15070446
Goddammit, you beat me to it.

>> No.15070451

>>15070446
Now all I can think of is cursed sword hairjobs

>> No.15070455

>>15070415
At least you know what mg you like

>> No.15070457

>>15070446
Gracias.

>>15070450
>Nice to see you again you relic you.
I still don't understand how anyone remembers me from the one two-chapter thing I wrote. It wasn't even that good, honest.

>> No.15070459
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15070459

Do you guys ever think that you might have a problem with over-indulging some of your fetishes?

>> No.15070462

>>15070459
I'm still trying to find out what my fetish is and what mg I'm attracted too

>> No.15070464

>>15070459
my fetishes are pretty vanilla, the ones that involve mgs at least

>> No.15070465

>>15070459
Does spending money on waifu count?

If so yes, bt i probably won't stop

>> No.15070481

>>15070459
Yo, forget the tits, someone get me that fucking cereal. I need that in my life.

But to answer your question: No. I went /d/-tier long ago, and have pursued my weird fetishes into every corner of the internet possible without regret, despite the huge shopping list of kinks and deviances I posses.
Yet the tether of true, vanilla love always keeps me anchored somewhat. I'll never, ever get tired of pure romance and tender, genuinely loving intimacy.

>> No.15070482

>>15070459
Nah, so long as nobody in real life ever finds out I like alps.

>> No.15070484

>>15070459
How does one over-indulge with having both a cuddles/headpats & enforced tender loving on me fetish that includes Dragons?

>> No.15070485

>>15070459
Yes.
It's why I'd never be allowed near any form of dairy that didn't come from a regular cow and why I'd never be allowed to learn magic.

It would start out fine but then I'd go overboard at some point.

My waifu would need to keep up a healthy regime of exercise and buy the milk herself to keep her clothes fitting.

>> No.15070488

>>15070482
What would you do to a cute, sporty, outdoorsy alp anon? Surely you wouldn't try nothing lewd.

>> No.15070489

>>15070459
Absolutely.

>> No.15070492

>>15070488
I'd rub up against her tight apple bottom and see if her spadetail will unconsciously snake its way down my pants.

>> No.15070493

>>15070437
Regarding the story, the yandere was very well executed and in line with the profile.

Though, in the future I suggest that you break up your paragraphs and dialogue up to make things cleaner.

>> No.15070499

Remember to always think about your monstergirl waifu, thread.

Whenever you think about her, off in the distant alternate reality where she exists, she'll be filled with tangible feelings of warmth, love and care, and your love will give her hope.

The harder you think about her, the more intense the feeling becomes for her, until your focused concentration on her can leave her in absolute, calescent bliss, content in the certain belief that someone out there loves her.

This is true Waifu Science facts.

>> No.15070501

>>15070459
Mo, but in all seriousness I'm more of a simple vanilla man, Pure romance and genuine loving tender intimacy are things I love and am always glad to see with anything especially monster girls. It's why I like to do romantic monster girls over pure lewd ones as it's done less often and just makes you feel good while exploring what it could be like to date said monster girl .

>> No.15070502

>>15070459
>you will never have Big O themed cereal

>> No.15070504

>>15070457
>I still don't understand how anyone remembers me from the one two-chapter thing I wrote. It wasn't even that good, honest.
I've been around since the /a/ threads, but certainly not as long as others have.

>> No.15070512

>>15070493
>Regarding the story, the yandere was very well executed and in line with the profile.

Awesome.

>Though, in the future I suggest that you break up your paragraphs and dialogue up to make things cleaner.

Can do. I'm not used to creative writing as much, I'm a bio major.

>>15070504
Yeah but it wasn't even worth remembering really. And it updated once in like, 2 years.

>> No.15070513

>>15070499
If nothing else, I always think about my MG 'family' every night as I fall asleep.

After I read about Tulpas I realized a lot of my thoughts were similar to how people made them. Sorta spooks me out now.

>> No.15070515

>>15070437
I liked it. It could stand some proofreading, but it was pretty sweet. Yandere is love.

>> No.15070517

>>15070499
I always think of her, especially since she appears in my dreams and we do cute romantic things together and she gives me the strength to be the best I can be in life. Thinking of her also helps me relax and makes it so I' ready to take on the day, for it's her that helps me to stay focused on my goals.

>> No.15070520

>>15070499
I don't have a waifu yet anon, I haven't found someone I'm satisfied with

>> No.15070521

>>15070412
A gentle caress, gliding along your back.
A faint whisper, reaching your ears.
A cool breeze, passing through your hair.
A promise of patience, that she will wait for you. So live, that when your time comes, you can finally rest in her arms.

>> No.15070524

I want the jinko head of the football team to knock me out at a party and rape me Only to find out she's pregnant the next day and try to take responsibility for what she's done.

>> No.15070528

>>15070513
>spoiler

Nothing much to worry about. Unless you're really trying, you're not going to make a tulpa. They don't just happen accidentally.

>>15070517
You get dreams of her? Lucky.

>>15070520
Then think about all your favourites. Even if there's over a hundred of them.

>> No.15070534

>>15070524
>knock me out
but then you won't get to feel the pleasure of cumming inside

>> No.15070541

>>15070524
>only to find out she's pregnant the next day
It doesn't work like that, anon

>> No.15070542

>>15070528
I don't get dreams of her every day, but I do get them 3-4 times a week. Sometimes it's with her, other times it' with monster girls I also like so when I dream I always know which monster girls I'll likely see, but not which one it will be or what scenarios will play out.

>> No.15070543

>>15070534
Yeah but then I get to be surprised when I wake up tomorrow and find out she's proposing to 'take responsibility'


>>15070541
Fine, week.

>> No.15070546

I once had this idea
>standard opposing armies
>After several battles the general of the MG side requests a duel
>Human side assumes she wants the war hero.
>Both sites turn up to the battle field
>soldiers are shocked when she picks out random joe soldier over war hero.

>> No.15070549

>>15070515
>It could stand some proofreading

Anything stick out as bad in particular? I have the google doc saved that I can fix. I know when I was writing it I kept slipping into 2nd person because I typically just do greentext stuff, but I thought I got most of it back to 1st person.

>> No.15070551

>>15070546
Why would they?
If they want to win, of course the general would pick noname mcexpendable.

He's built to lose!

>> No.15070554

>>15070546
But isn't that clever though? What are the odds of the average grunt winning a duel?

>> No.15070555

>>15070459
All the time, which is why I need mamo mana to cure some of this shit.

>> No.15070560

>>15070528
I just want real friends anon

>> No.15070561
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It's ON now.

>> No.15070568

>>15070546
Maybe Miss general is just desperate for a husband
Or maybe he saw jhonny mcgeneric in battle and took a liking to him over the war hero

>> No.15070569

>>15070561
Imma give them a shiny pebble each!

>> No.15070570

>>15070561
P U F F Y

>> No.15070591

>>15070561
Damn it, why do they have to be playing a game right now? I wanted some shaved ice.

>> No.15070592

>>15070542
3 or 4 times a week? That's really damn frequent. What's your secret?

>> No.15070606

>>15070499
>monster girls in another world receiving warm feelings which seem to vary in intensity as time goes on
>they tell themselves that this is a sign someone out there is thinking of them
>time passes and they eventually set foot into our world
>those feelings they had gotten are now much stronger
>when the relations between MGs and our humans improve they decide to set out to find the sources of these humans who kept thinking of them for so long.

>> No.15070607

>>15070549
Sorry, closed and moved onto something else. I would take another look at it for you, but I'm exhausted and sick of reading and writing. I just wrote forty fucking pages of my thesis today. I'm fucking done.

>> No.15070609

>>15070606
Write it.

>> No.15070611

>>15070592
When it comes to dreams at least for me, I like to have monster girls/ a specific monster girl on the mind before I go to bed, this for me increases the chance of having a monster girl dream. It also helps to be as relaxed as possible for me as it increases the amount of dreams I have in general, this also happen when I'm sick. Daydreaming has also allowed for more monster girl dreams at night to happens to me, the last tip I can give is to just think about her before going to bed to have a better chance of seeing her in her dreams. These have all helped me have many cute and sweet monster girl dreams, I could tel everyone but in general these should help you out.

>> No.15070615

>>15070499
But why isn't my waifu's love reaching me?

>> No.15070619

>>15070615
You don't have anyone. That's how unlikable you are. Says so right here on your file. "Unlikable".

>> No.15070627

>>15070607
It's fine, I understand how it is. Thanks for the initial read, anyways.

>> No.15070628

>>15070615
No one loves you.

>> No.15070630

>>15070627
If you'd like, I can take a look at the next thing you write (whenever the hell that's going to be). I'm a very experienced proofreader, particularly for smut.

>> No.15070633

>>15070630
>(whenever the hell that's going to be)
Ahahahahahahahaha

See you in a year, then, mate.

In all seriousness though, sure, assuming you're here when I write it. Thanks.

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>>15069066

>> No.15070637

Just watched the Doctor Strange trailer and now I'm hyped for sorcery.
I can still have sex with Monster Girls if I'm a sorcerer, right? Only wizards lose their powers from breaking celibacy, right?

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>>15070635
2

>> No.15070639

>>15070635
>>15070638
Looooooooossssssssseeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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>>15070638
I want to give a lonely Ryu a hug and become a follower at her temple. She seems to nice to be alone.

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>>15070499
I cant stop thinkin about her

>> No.15070644

>>15070641
Is she wearing a school uniform there, i can't tell

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>>15070635
>>15070638
>>15070641

>> No.15070651

>>15070646
>WURMS
It's raining Wurms? What the hell?

>> No.15070652

>>15070646
>no meteorologist ryu to look forward to seeing every morning before work
>pay attention to how she looks and dresses due to admiration

>> No.15070656

>>15070609
It would be like a game of hot or cold for them. Except across the entire world

>> No.15070657

>>15070651
Its their mating season.

>> No.15070658

>>15070637
Only if you give your powers a chance to manifest. Otherwise, they go kaput the moment you lose your virginity.

At least that's what Devil Hunter Yohko has taught me...

>> No.15070660

>>15070639
Incredibly rude

>> No.15070663

>>15070606
>>15070656
bad end where they finally meet anons responsible for the warm fuzzy feelings and they do not like what they see

>> No.15070665

>>15070657
>Wurm mating season
These are dark and troubled times.

>> No.15070669

>>15070656
Or they just use the internet.

>> No.15070671

>>15070665
Yeah the construction workers have to work pretty much 24/7 repairing all the damage.

>> No.15070673

>>15070635
>>15070638
Serves you rifght you dumb old snake. Maybe the shrine should replace you with a shirohebi

>> No.15070674

>>15070660
But she's just a loser!

>> No.15070679

>>15070671
I'm a pipefitter by trade, does that mean I'm going to get rich?

>> No.15070680

What would Cursed Sword sword-gauntlet-handjobs feel like?

>> No.15070682
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15070682

Offer Token of Affection?

>> No.15070684

>>15070680
Depends on what texture the gauntlet decides to imitate for sexytimes.

>> No.15070686

>>15070669
>Meet single monster girls in your area!!

>> No.15070695
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That slutty purplecat is trying to seduce Anon again!

>> No.15070698

>>15070680
Great. She reminds me of Witchblade with the way she looks.

>> No.15070703

>>15070682
>intro to Dark Souls 3
>Aldricht, Saint of the Deep
>gross, gooey black slime

Dark Matter or Dark Slime, guys?

>> No.15070704

>>15070695
I want to cuddle a Cheshire nonsexually!

>> No.15070705

>>15070615
She lives in a world of magic, where thought can manifest physically.
You're living in the wrong world too feel her love, but your thoughts reach far enough for her to feel.

>> No.15070709

>>15070695
Buzz off cat.

>> No.15070710

>>15070703
The vilest and most disgusting Parasite Slime ever. Fucker ate Gwyndolin, Nito and possibly the Bed of Chaos.

>> No.15070712

>>15070682
that's the wrong girl anon. her sister's the one you want

>>15070695
Please, anon's just being "tsun-tsun" again. He'll warm up to her, just you wait

>> No.15070719
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Forgot sneks birthday

>> No.15070722

>>15070719
What does one buy a Lamia for her birthday?

>> No.15070723

>>15070722
Give her a surprise, but tell her she has to eat all the eggs first.

>> No.15070728

>>15070684
I'd assume it'd feel like the rest of her armor. Maybe with sharp, claw like fingers.

>> No.15070735

>>15070722
a baby

>> No.15070740

>>15070735
Atheist snek ate babby?

>> No.15070754

>>15070722
Depends what she likes.

>> No.15070761

>>15070754
A trip to a hot spring?

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>>15070499
You people are fucking crazy

>> No.15070770

>>15070766
>he doesn't want to believe there's something good happening somewhere in the multiverse

>> No.15070780

>>15070770
There isn't

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>>15070780

>> No.15070840

>>15070437
I like Cursed Sword, so it's nice to see more stories based off her. I liked how it was softer then the other one we got.

>> No.15070845

>>15070437
Cute!

>> No.15070847

>>15070682
Offer token of affection.

>>15070712
>that's the wrong girl anon. her sister's the one you want

Perhaps you might. I happen to like the fiery fury found in Quelaag.

>> No.15070882

>>15070847
So where do you even put it in? Is her vagina inside the spider part's mouth? Somewhere in the back?

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>>15070786

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>>15070635
>>15070638
>>15070641
>>15070646
>>15070651
>>15070652

>> No.15070904

>>15070897
What happened to the poor Anon who made her mad?

>> No.15070912

>>15070897
Will that cat ever leave anon alone?

>> No.15070914

>>15070897
He'll...telework?

>>15070904
Water Wurm is ultra offensive to Ryu.

So who knows.

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>>15070679
If it's mating season, you'll definitely be fitting some pipe.

>> No.15070924

>>15070912
Nah. But on the plus side, her ass probably makes for a great pillow.

>> No.15070933

>>15070912
I think he's just accepted at this point. Having prehensile tails popping up is useful sometimes. And you never know if he'll get lonely...

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>>15070912
Just learn to live with it.

>> No.15071030
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15071030

Whats worse than being stuck in a mixed-gender bath with your oneesan?

>> No.15071036

>>15071030
I just stubbed my toe on my PS3 and now I'm bleeding.

>> No.15071040

>>15071030
Not being in a mixed-gender bath with your oneesan.

>> No.15071042

>>15071036
>keeping a PS3 where you walk
you were asking for it.

>> No.15071045

>>15071036
At least you'll never stub your toe on any PS3 games

>> No.15071048

>>15071040
She's really "on-hands" and touchy feely. She'll insist on the chance to get to clean every part of you.

>> No.15071053

>>15071045
Where else am I going to keep it though?

>> No.15071056

>>15071048
So?

>> No.15071058

>>15071030
FAT WOCK THIGHS

>> No.15071061

>>15071030
Not having a Cursed Sword to headpat.

>> No.15071064

>>15071056
Being molested by your oneesan is a bad thing Anon. Siblings shouldn't be doing lewd things together.

>> No.15071065

Yo' monsta jokes

>> No.15071066

>>15071064
A man cannot feel lust towards his imouto, but nee-sans are for lewdness.

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>>15071065
Y'all jokajs muss bee kurheizi!

>> No.15071073

>>15071066
That's a lie, your oneesan is grooming you, can't you tell? It isn't healthy! She's a pervert and you shouldn't believe her lies.

>> No.15071074

>>15071066
fag.

>> No.15071075

>>15071066
Good thing I just feel lust for my daughteru then.

>> No.15071080

>>15071075
Koboldfucker!

>> No.15071081

>>15070459
Nope

>> No.15071082

>>15071030
Multiple Sclerosis

Also, having shit taste in waifus, because
1. She's a midget and
2. She has early-onset Alzheimers

>> No.15071086

>>15071080
ssssh!

>> No.15071088

Watching Chaplin's The Kid. Goddammit I want to be an abandoned kid being raised by a lovable tramp-nee-san.
Which MG would make the best tramp? Junko?

>> No.15071090

>>15069721
Hey, I knew a couple people from South Carolina and they were really cool and chill, and they all loved Hellhounds. Besides, there was another similar shitposter from Canada. Hate the poster, not the zip code.

>> No.15071093

>>15071080
That's a better name for him imo. Kobolddaughterufag is a mouthful.

>> No.15071100

>>15071090
Do you just carry around a folder or Hellhound pictures to show to people or something?

>> No.15071101

>>15071093
dude, whatever
who cares what the name is, the important bit is that he's a member of the Kid-Kobold Kopulation Klub

>> No.15071111

>>15071101
You forgot Kinky.

>> No.15071121

>>15071065
Yo Wyvern so fat she need a runway

>> No.15071126

>>15071100
Yeah. You don't?

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>>15071121
Yo Vampire so loli she drinks blood outta a sippy cup

>> No.15071131

>>15071130
Perfect for the dick.

>> No.15071132

>>15071130
Yo 'mukade so stinky she was written by Alp!

>> No.15071135

>>15071130
My Mantis so busty that she actually has serious issues with balance.

>> No.15071136
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15071136

Which yeti is cuter? MGE's or EMG's Miti?

>> No.15071138

>>15071135
Yo Bapho so flat contractors use her chest to surface cement

>> No.15071147

>>15071136
Yo Yeti so dumb when the teacher called her a Wurm she thought it was a compliment

>> No.15071150

>>15071147
please don't bring Wurm-chan into this anon, Wurm-chan is pure and innocent.

She doesn't deserve such bullying.

>> No.15071152

>>15071136
>those yaoi hands
>cute
Pick one

She is fucking ugly. Just like MGE troll

>> No.15071158

>>15071147
Yo cheshire so fat that she's actually starting to run into trouble because she cannot teleport as far anymore and her little nieces make her all too aware of this.

>> No.15071159

>>15071152
There is nothing wrong with Monster Girls that have big hands and feet. It just means more surface area for them to hug you with.

>> No.15071164

>>15071135
>>15071158
Anon, come on. Get with it.

>>15071150
Yo Wurm so pure she make Unicorn look like yo momma

>> No.15071170

>>15071164
Your lich is so muscular that all the onis go DAAAAAAMN....mostly because the amount of muscle she has isn't that natural looking and her species makes them suspect magic, making it only a matter of time until the spell goes awry in some way.

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>>15071158
Are you implying there's something wrong with fat cheshires?

>> No.15071181

>>15071177
No, I'm just saying that her increased bulk is making her teleportation a tad less accurate and far reaching.

She either needs to lose weight or train to prevent further atrophying of her skills.

She also can't jump/fall on you as hard due to the fact that she's so heavy.

On the plus side, her purr is louder.

>> No.15071200

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to properly protect your imotou even if a tan version of her from the future (possibly a different timeline) comes back and tries to kill her to prevent her fate in the first place.

>> No.15071206

>>15071200
That sounds stupid, there's no way my imouto would ever do something like that.
Now excuse me, I need to go fight that bitch in red.

>> No.15071207

I want to be forced to trade nudes with the Manticore rugby team captain.

>> No.15071212

>>15071152
Big hands are cute.

>> No.15071214

I want to wrestle a orc and a ogre in a iron man wrestling match!

>> No.15071215

>>15071159
But what about handjobs/footjobs?

>> No.15071218

>>15071206
But it's true!
She wanted to be a hero but wasn't good enough to do it on her own so she made a deal with the devil to get that power in exchange for performing 'clean up' tasks all the time.

The red bitch is your imotou!
Just grown up and really, really angry at herself.

>> No.15071223

>>15071215
They can still be done,you just have to be more patient and understanding.

>> No.15071227

>>15071223
But would they even feel good?

>> No.15071228

>>15071218
Oh yeah? Well then I'm going to shatter her illusions by telling her I'm disappointed in the woman she became.

>> No.15071230
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>>15071200
I would rather have a tanned lewd dual personality of my imouto

>> No.15071231

>>15071227
Of course, they're from the girl you love.

>> No.15071233

>>15071228
But if she doesn't do this then you'll die!
And she's not crying because you said such a thing, there just dust in her eye.

A lot of dust.

>> No.15071240

>>15071230
But then she'd try to jump your bones in a bid to get pregnant!

Which is really what your original imotou thinks but never acts upon because she thinks you'll find it gross and weird.

>> No.15071241

>>15071231
That's not always enough. What if it's, say, a Gnome?

>> No.15071243

>>15071233
>then you'll die!
THEN FUCKING PAY A NECROMANCER TO BRING ME BACK YOU STUPID LITTLE GIRL!

>> No.15071247
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15071247

>>15071241
>>15071241
No exceptions. Big hands/feet, big meaty claws/paws. These are all the best because it just means you have more of your waifu to love, and she can hug more of you.

>> No.15071248

>>15071243
But she tried!
She wasn't ever able to get the money to get you a phoenix down!
It turns out that traveling the world to fight evil is quite expensive.

>> No.15071253

>>15071247
But they look so unattractive.

>> No.15071257

>>15071248
Then why not just ask for help from that Dragon heiress with a nice ass?

>> No.15071260

You know, If I knew magic I'd invent different ways to teleport just to screw with people.

pretty sure the Cheshire has though of the same thing

>> No.15071261

>>15071247
Even the power of love can't make giant rock hands something good.

>> No.15071263

>>15071257
Because then the dragon would try and take you as her own, forcing you into a life of servitude while your imotou watches!

Now stand aside!
Theres not a single thing you can do to dissuade future imotou!

This is all for you!
She'll save you for real this time!

>> No.15071265

Which monster girl is best for getting eyelashes out of your eye holy shit

>> No.15071266
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15071266

>>15071263
She can't win. I still have my friends!

>> No.15071267

>>15071228
>I have in exchange of a smaller evil destroyed even greater evils, and salted the grounds with good that will desiccate the seeds of corruption
>Anon I have done everything you wished for, why can't you accept the good I have done?

>> No.15071268

>>15071240
Lewd and aggressive lolis are my fetish.

>> No.15071270

>>15071253
>>15071261
You both are fools and you both are wrong.

>> No.15071271

>>15071266
I want the dragon and the robot

>> No.15071273

>>15071266
She has justice!
And swords!

>>15071268
But then they'll start squabbling and fight!
Then you'll walk in to see them rolling on the floor with their clothes in disarray due to their fighting.

>> No.15071275

>>15071273
Justice is subjective, friendship is absolute. She will learn this with her body.

>> No.15071278

>>15071275
Oh?
And how do you plan to do that?
She's gotten really strong you know?
A good fighter too, along with learning magic.

>> No.15071281

>>15071278
Imoutos are destined to lose against their nii-sans. This is the natural order of things, for the nii-san must rebuke his foolish imouto.

>> No.15071282

>>15071281
Well, try and rebuke her!
Come on, what do you do to save your younger imotou from her older self?

>> No.15071285

>>15071268
lewd loli is top tier.

Any stories with them?

>> No.15071288

>Post office are useless fucking scum
>No MG to angrily fuck to release all this pent up frustration
shit

>> No.15071289
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15071289

>>15071282

>> No.15071290

>>15071288
The postal service works just fine where I live.

>> No.15071292

>>15071289
You fiend!
Her one weakness!
Truly she under estimated you...
What do you do with your defeated future imotou?

>> No.15071294

>>15071288
I know that feel Anon

I still haven't forgiven them for fucking up my Butter-T book

>> No.15071295

>>15071292
I find her a boyfriend. A boyfriend with a shameful, chuuni past I can use to blackmail him with.

>> No.15071298

>>15071295
Ok....
I can only bid you good luck as she's quite clingy about her Nii-san...whose she is now older than.


You also have to help your little imotou as well.

>> No.15071300

>>15071270
Justify. What is there to like about giant stone hands?

>> No.15071301

>>15071300
They're big and strong.

>> No.15071305

>>15071301
Those are hardly positive qualities on a girl.

>> No.15071319

>>15071305
Those are totally positive qualities in a girl. If a girl can't protect my smile what good is she?

>> No.15071320 [DELETED] 
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Considering knight Cerea and swimsuit Miia from the manga are already in game, it won't be long before we get Mero in a swimsuit and Miia in a magical girl/super villain costume.

>> No.15071322
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>>15071240
She is good girl, why would she do that?

>>15071285
There was a lewd loli holst and shota in kindergarted. Also lewd daughter and living doll threesome
Though I don't remember the titles

>> No.15071347

I want to date a Monster Girl who plays a recurring super villain in a weekly super sentai show in MGC!

>> No.15071358

>>15071319
If looking at a girl makes you frown, what good is she?

>> No.15071362

>>15071358
You need a Mindflayer to fix that shit taste of yours.

>> No.15071374

Hello? Emergency Weresheep delivery service?

Please help me! I'm going through the motions of life without a concrete will to live! I have nobody I can trust or rely on and my bed is empty. Send me the cutest, softest Weresheep! Please!

>> No.15071375
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>>15071266
The Monster Maid Army keeps us safe!

Especially that Tiger Girl dual-wielding axes.

>> No.15071377
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>>15071347
Do you now? How will you woo someone so bad news that they have their own 'wahaha' laugh and their own fortress of evil they made with a little help from her father?

>> No.15071380

>>15071377
I can be a cute submissive boyslut.

>> No.15071386

>>15071377
I want to be a bumbling henchman who manages to 'fail her for the last time' multiple times.

>> No.15071388

>>15071386
You're gonna get tickled relentlessly.

>> No.15071390

>>15071388
>Getting tickled by your evil Monster Girl boss
This is my fetish!

>> No.15071396
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>>15071374
Goatslut shall deliver sheep tats.

>> No.15071403

>>15071377
She's just an actress Anon. I mean, sure she's really good at putting on a haughty confident evil exterior, but outside of the set she's just haughty and confident.

>> No.15071404

>>15071396
Poor innocent Sheep-chan, that lewd Goat is leading her astray.

Now she's no longer pure.

>> No.15071411

>>15071403
She'll still get to see your cute facial expressions once she has you tied to her bed at her mercy.

>> No.15071414

>>15071411
You're going to make me kyaa internally.

>> No.15071418

>>15071414
Worst of all, she's going to make you pancakes for breakfast. With chocolate chips. And REAL maple syrup.

>> No.15071419

>>15071396
Thank you Goatslut! Now I'll feel happy and ready to face the day tomorrow, rather than hoping for death and waking up disappointed.

>> No.15071423
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15071423

How does that paint on Druella's hair even work? This confuses me more than it should.

>> No.15071426

>>15071418
Sounds disgusting, I want out.

>> No.15071427

>>15071388
>>15071411
I want this! I want her to tie me up and tickle me, and to derive pleasure from seeing my laughing, flustered, and squirming under her touch.

>>15071418
That's actually really nice. I want to be the plate for her breakfast, and for her to lick whip cream off my body.

>> No.15071431

>>15071426
Well maybe Mistress Pain in the love palace is more your speed. Hope you like big sexy spiders.

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>>15071431
Mais oui.

>> No.15071442
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RUN

>> No.15071445
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>>15071433
Smug sadistic spider.

>> No.15071448

>>15071442
Thick thighs.

>> No.15071451

>>15071448
Gonna need massaging every day so they don't go stiff.

>> No.15071453

>>15071423
>Not paint and actually part of her hair
>It is paint and you can see it through her hair, sort of like how eyes are sometimes visible through it
One of the two.

>> No.15071483

>>15071322
>kindergarted
got a link?

>> No.15071521
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15071521

>Come down with Wurm Fever
>You're bedridden, really fucking sick
>You live alone, which makes this even worse
>You manage to call the school, but you've already missed a few days
>The next day there comes a knock on your door
>It's the Basilisk class-rep
>She says she took it upon herself to check on you for the school and deliver the assignments you missed
>"I'm only doing this because it's my duty, you know?"
>Instead she stays around and makes you dinner
>You both finish
>There's an awkward silence
>"Hey, I like you."
>"...I like you to." she says to the ornamental cactus across the room

>> No.15071528

>>15071521
>bedridden with Wurm Fever
I am quite certain this does not mean what you think it means.

>> No.15071538

>>15071528
Don't joke about Wurm Fever dude. The exists no vaccine and many people aren't lucky enough to survive it, especially in underdeveloped countries.

>> No.15071541

Please enjoy this free Zap weasel
http://i.imgur.com/MnxqBbC.jpg

>> No.15071545

>>15071541
I should write about a zap weasel sometime. Maybe. If it makes sense for the story.

>> No.15071546

>>15071541
Why is her schlick-hand so tiny?

>> No.15071550

>>15071541
Always liked zap weasels, thanks anon.

>> No.15071553

>>15071541
>free
Is this also stolen from butter-t patreon? Who is the artist?

BTW remember we joked about butter's living armor pic? "Only those who give shekels can be her lover"? It's actually true, he posted a NSFW teaser of that pic with girl visible on patreon
Kek

>> No.15071555

>>15071553
Fucking butter, it's getting pretty ridiculous when jokes like that turn out to be true.

>> No.15071556
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15071556

Look out, it's an overweight Succubus!

>> No.15071559

>>15071556
What's she going to do, chase me until she runs out of breath?

I hope so, then I get to have my way with her when she's to exhausted to do anything.

>> No.15071560

>>15071556
She doesn't even bother having wings because she's such a holstaurus.

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>>15071553

>> No.15071574

>>15071521
>A monster girl will never nurse you back to health

>> No.15071577

>>15071559
You fool, you're playing right into her hands! That's how fatcubui entice their victims.

>> No.15071582

>>15071556
Whelp, time to help myself to all that meat.

>> No.15071584

>>15071569
>That blush
Living armors shouldn't be this cute.

>> No.15071613

>>15071521
Fucking cactus always nabbing all the girls I'm interested in.

>> No.15071620

>>15071521
Silly Basilisk.

Cacti are certainly not for making love to.

>> No.15071623

>>15071620
Speaking from experience huh?

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>>15071623
Ouch.

>> No.15071632

>>15071613
>>15071626
Cactus Girls that act as your wingman when?

>> No.15071636

>>15071626
Honestly, I was thinking more of that image of the cactus up that dude's ass. You know the one.

>> No.15071650
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Thick

>> No.15071655

>>15071650
Is she getting her flabby, stinky ass kicked in Waifu Souls 3?

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>>15071650
Thick

>> No.15071664
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>>15071650
Thick

>> No.15071667

>>15071664
>That face
Unfortunate.

>> No.15071668

>>15071655
>n64 controller
>waifu souls

>> No.15071669

>>15071655
Wow, that's rude

She happens to be doing great at it. Especially considering she's using an N64 controller.

>> No.15071677

>>15071668
>>15071669
I only know what the PS controller looks like, excuse me for not being "in" with the "hip" crowd.

>> No.15071682

>>15071677
So you call her fat and smelly, and then act persecuted when people call you out for not recognizing the controller?

>> No.15071684

>>15071682
SHE IS FAT AND SMELLY!

>> No.15071686

>>15071664
Nice. .Less seems to have gotten over sameface issue, though I can't quite put my finger on my feelings on this one, looks blank yet interesting at the same time.
Are those several tails though?

>> No.15071690

>>15071553
Fuck, I was mostly joking when I said that.

Holy shit, Butter. You've surpassed even the most ridiculous of parody devised about you.

>> No.15071692

>>15071664
Made for paizuri.

>> No.15071696

>>15071684
No she's not!

>> No.15071701

>>15071696
All Dragons stink. You know how I know? Because that stink is what attracts Alps to them.
Dragons. Not even once.

>> No.15071705
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15071705

Why even argue about Wocks when Krakens are so much better?

>> No.15071711

>>15071686
I'll take the sameface over that shitty one.

>> No.15071714

>>15071705
>Tentacle monster who puts things up butts
>Better

>> No.15071717

>>15071650
Work nee-san's supposed to be a terrifying predator who relentlessly hunts boys, not a dork! I want to help her get fit!

>> No.15071720

>>15071717
She only wants to hunt one boy, and you can't chase what won't run.

>> No.15071724

>>15071667
>>15071711
I actually like it a lot, has this strong, lustful look to it.

>> No.15071727
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>>15071714
>projecting your Alp fantasies
I want to play strip Battleship with a Kraken!

>> No.15071728

>>15071714
>not interested in butt play
It's not for everyone but you should at least give it a shot.
If you're into it, they'll be a whole new dimension for you to play with.

>> No.15071729

>>15071686
He's been over the problem for a while, he can do a couple of different styles now.
>>15071711
It's not bad, it's just not a typical kawaii uguu anime face.

>> No.15071733
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>>15071717
>>15071720 is right. Apex predators are tough to care for though. Maybe a soft Wock nee-san would be better.

>> No.15071743

>>15071626
That was exactly the answer I expected.

>> No.15071769

>>15071705
There can only be one-esan.

>> No.15071773

>>15071728
I tried with a finger in my butt while in the shower once or twice in the past, just to see if I'd get a reaction. Even with some trying, I never got anything out of it.

Funnily enough, I've written stuff involving anal stimulation. I had to use other sources and accounts of how it feels to write it.

>> No.15071789

>>15071769
Wock an Kraken fighting with each other about how each of the little brothers is better than the other when?

>> No.15071796

>>15071773
>blogging
>faggotry
Stop this shit right now, cancer.

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>>15071796
Woop woop woop

>> No.15071799

>>15071773
You really need to use lube to get the proper effect. Water is terrible.

>> No.15071801
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15071801

More of her
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cf6jUBGUAAAWzd0.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cf6jUBGUEAEZTkV.jpg

>> No.15071802

>>15071789
>Each otouto is held tightly to their onee-san's breasts
>The bountiful breasts block out the sound of yelling as each girl comes up with new ways their otouto is superior

>> No.15071805

>>15071799
I don't ever use lube though and I get off on it just fine.
Why are we talking about this again?

>> No.15071806

>>15071801
Yetis are shit thoguh, i prefer the Wendigos.

>> No.15071809

>>15071796
>Two lines in relevant response to a post

Nah, I think I'm fine, thanks.

>> No.15071810

>>15071806
Take a good nap Anon. You need one.

>> No.15071815

>>15071810
it has only been a night Anon, don't worry.

>> No.15071820

>>15071801
This guy's on a serious roll lately.

>> No.15071822
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>>15071801
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cf6jUBGUAAAWzd0.jpg:orig

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cf6jUBGUEAEZTkV.jpg:orig

Magic.

>> No.15071828

>>15071801
That guy makes some druggie eyes

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>>15071686
I dont like how he does noses to be honest, thats the downside of learning anime before actual anatomy

>> No.15071835

>>15071798
This post gave me cancer.

>> No.15071838

>>15071822
Good girls go to sleep early.

>> No.15071839

>>15071835
Want a new waifu? Why not Zoidberg?

>> No.15071842

>>15071834
I want to fuck that fox so badly

>> No.15071845

>>15071801
What's this guy's Twitter again? I should probably get some of their non-downsized images.

>> No.15071846

>>15071711
This

>> No.15071848

>>15071845
https://twitter.com/OniTengu0

>> No.15071853

http://pastebin.com/C7AALEU4

texting with manticore
wow, fu-ture, huh?

>> No.15071856

>>15071799
>>15071805
>>15071809
Or you could go stop talking about shoving things up your ass like a cock-munching butt pirate.

>> No.15071866

>>15071799
I guess. I remember I tried it with a non-irritant moisturiser, which worked pretty great for lube, but I still didn't get much of a kick out of it.
Just a compulsive need to wash my hands repeatedly.

>> No.15071867

>>15071856
Make me.

>> No.15071870

>>15071853
How does she text so clearly with those huge paws of hers?

I always did like the idea of monster girls using modern tech, trading nudes with a Manticore is risky considering how sadistic they are though.

>> No.15071871

>>15071853
Lewd

How'd she get his number though? And he actually sent her nudes? What a slut, he's asking for the Tailpussy.

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>>15071839
forgot pic.

>> No.15071877

>>15071870
The phone is quite large.

>>15071871
She bullied some other nerds in the chess club for it.

>> No.15071889

>>15071877
>manticore using a '80s style fridgephone
cute

>> No.15071912

>>15071877
>Manticore with an old brick phone
I bet she also bullied a nerd to modify it so it meets modern specs.

>> No.15071948

>>15071834
To me it's the lips.
I don't like the lips all that much.

>> No.15071950

>>15071912
>>15071889

I meant one of those overly huge iPhones that now accommodate precise claw-taps and pawpad recognition.

>> No.15071957

>>15071664
That's drawn by .less?

I like his sameface much more than that.

>> No.15071962

>>15071957
To be honest, I'd much rather he keep trying with new styles. It's a much better way to improve than sticking with the same boring anime face all the time.

>> No.15071963
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>>15071948
I don't know, at first I didn't like the lips he drew but they grew on me.

>> No.15071965

>>15071957
I definitely prefer this one over the same ace. The new one actually has some flavor to it.

>> No.15071971

http://i.imgur.com/j42jPtk.jpg
Reminder that we STILL don't have Chifuyu Dragon.

>> No.15071974

>>15069198
My heartboner demands this image to be completed and colored.

>> No.15071997

>>15070897
>that Cheshire leisurely changing the channel
A fine touch.

>> No.15072003

>>15071974
You can't rush art.

Take your time, Melon. I'm a patient man.

>> No.15072044

wurm tiddy

>> No.15072051
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>>15072044
I only like big tits when they're attached to smart girls

>> No.15072056

What would your waifu do if your head became detachable like a dullahan's for a day?

>> No.15072064

>>15072056
Put her head on top of mine and pretend that i'm gurren lagann.

>> No.15072065

>>15072056
Take me to work with her to show her boss/put between her legs so I can lick her all day.

>> No.15072070

>>15072044
ryu tiddy

>> No.15072074

>>15072056
>>15072064
Oh, it's my head.
Then she puts my head on top of hers.

>> No.15072077

>>15072056
I'd try not to lose my head.

>> No.15072094

>>15072056
>Hellhound wife
She probably puts my head on the bedside table and uses the chance assert dominance by showing me my body getting raped.

>> No.15072096

>>15072044
Favorite tiddy!

>> No.15072113

>>15072044
Just one?

>> No.15072118

>>15072113
yes just the one.

>> No.15072120

>>15072044
I want to take advantage of a Wurm's naive side and tell her that exposing her breasts is perfectly normal.

>> No.15072126

>>15071801
The cutest little shy cannibal

>> No.15072127

>>15072003
He can take his sweet time. It just needs to be done and not forgotten.

>> No.15072129

>>15072120
But it is. You ever seen a Wurm with a bra?

>> No.15072133
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>>15071801
Tittymonster Wendigo when?

>> No.15072136

>>15072129
she has those spiny scale things that retract, right?

>> No.15072144

>>15072136
You calling that a bra, bruh?

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15072151

>>15072044
wock tiddy

>> No.15072153

>>15072144
If that doesn't work, I'd be happy to provide a hand-bra for them.

>> No.15072156

>>15072129
She has a scale bra.

Of course the next step after convincing her that being topless is normal is to tell her that paizuri is just a massage.

>> No.15072158

>>15072151
spoopy

>> No.15072163

>>15072156
>It backfires and she won't do it because she thinks that means you won't cum, but making you cum is her goal

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15072165

>>15072158
Nothing spooky about big fat wock tats

>> No.15072173
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15072173

I want to see underneath her mask.

>> No.15072178

>>15072173
If I pull it off will she die?

>> No.15072180

>>15072178
for you

>> No.15072189

>>15072178
It would be extremely pretty.

>> No.15072201

>>15072180
>>15072189
She's a big girl.

>> No.15072203
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15072203

>>15072165
Could be bigger.

>> No.15072204

>>15072151
It's a shit MG right? Wock?

>> No.15072207

>>15072151
They look so soft.

>> No.15072217

>>15072203
>small hands
>massive feet

>> No.15072220

>>15072217
Wock stronk.

>> No.15072225

>>15072204
Wow rude, why so hostile to wocks? Did a wock bully you as a kid?

>> No.15072227

>Kitsune sits on your face
>Gets frustrated because instead of eating her out, you're just absent-mindedly playing with her tails with a dopey look in your eyes

>> No.15072235

>>15072227
How does she know what my face looks like when she's sitting on it?

>> No.15072236
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>>15072227
I'd get around to doing both.

Eventually.

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15072238

>>15072227
Her tails count as erogenous zones don't they?

>> No.15072241

>>15072236
You there! Little fox! DON'T YOU DARE PEE IN MY BED.

>> No.15072245

>>15072241
That's pussy juice, faggot.

>> No.15072249

>>15072241
That's just arousal juice, Anon. Hopefully, anyway. You wouldn't be so cruel as to deny your small fox use of the bathroom, would you?

>> No.15072250

>>15072245
You never know anon, pee can be clear sometimes. Either way, she knows the punishment for getting my bed all wet right after I change my sheets.

>> No.15072255

>>15072249
She's not even my fox though, she just sneaks into my house and gets my bed all wet. I'm sick of it, so she's going to wear a diaper if she keeps doing it.

>> No.15072260
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15072260

>>15072255
Not you again.

>> No.15072270

>>15072260
I'm at my wit's end here anon, cut me some slack. I'm too poor to have such high water bills form doing laundry all the got-damned time.

>> No.15072271

>>15072255
She just likes you, Anon. She's marking your home with her scent as a courting process.

>>15072260
Since when was Tim Roth a cat?

>> No.15072273

>>15072271
What does she want me to do? This has been going on for weeks now, months even.

>> No.15072282

I want to refuse a rich and powerful monster girl's offer of marriage and then start kissing my Kikimora maid right in front of her in my small apartment.

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>>15072260
What monstergirl would help me cook bliny?
What monstergirl would help me eat bliny?!

>> No.15072288

>>15072282
Thats disgusting

>> No.15072292
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15072292

While Living Dolls are clearly less durable than Golems, are they at least capable of combat magic?

>> No.15072302

>>15072292
sure.

>> No.15072304

>>15072288
Maybe we can work something out if she agrees to be the mistress.

>> No.15072305

>>15072282
I dunno. That could backfire spectacularly.

She could be turned on by it, seeing as all that powerful families tend to have someone sleeping with the help

>> No.15072313

>>15072305
Don't make her a cuck

>> No.15072320

>>15072282
I want to accept a rich monster girl's invitation to a marriage meeting over a meal at a posh restaurant, only to bring a Beelzebub with me and fuck her right there on the table in front of her!

>> No.15072321

>>15072313
I was going to say 'what if she's sleeping with the help?' but then I remembered yuri-promoters are shot on sight in these threads.

Point withdrawn.

>> No.15072327

>>15072305
>>15072321
>Wight angrily scissoring a Kikimora and chastising her for missing some dust on the mantle
Absolutely forbidden.

>> No.15072328

>>15071853
>actually posting nudes to a monster girl
>and a manticore at that
>and she's in the school sports team
The moron is going to have pictures of his cock pasted all around the fucking school. Who would fall for this?

>> No.15072345

I want to tell a Kejourou that she has the prettiest hair I've ever seen.

>> No.15072352

>>15072327
What was going through your head while you posted this, you gigantic fucking faggot?

>> No.15072381
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15072381

>Lilim with red hued skin the strawberry fuckmuffin to Dreu's blackberry
>Chuuni for collecting cursed weapons
>Even bigger chuuni for knowing a plethora of fighting styles
>Fights Order realms in challenges of strength and combat, the losing ones getting lust bombed
>Prefers turning women into Dullahans, Salamanders, Cursed Swords, and Lizardmen
>Don't stick the dick in crazy

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15072383

So you made this far, Unkindled One?

>> No.15072399

>>15072352
Getting some replies probably

>> No.15072406
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15072406

My daughter can breathe fire, what can yours do?

>> No.15072407

I want a hugely muscled succubus that's secretly a massive sub.

>> No.15072408

>>15072406
My daughter can breath missles

>> No.15072410

>>15072383
Are you stuck on that tree, lady? Do you need help?

>> No.15072411

>>15072406
Get pregnant, darn ogres.

>> No.15072413

>>15072408
So your Living Doll daughteru is an action figure?

>> No.15072418

>>15072413
She's not a doll, she's a Living Action Figure, and it's totally normal for boys to have them.

>> No.15072420

>>15072406
Mine can not set the house on fire.

>> No.15072423

>>15072383
Fuck those game crashes. I don't want to play a Knight.

>>15072407
That just makes me want Bloodthirster smut with a flashlight vagina and massive sub tendencies to a man who can "topple her". Fuck you for making me remember this thirst.

>> No.15072426

>>15072420
Remember when we used to keep all kinds of super-flammable girls in the house and every time that one guy said good night, don't burn down the thread, something silly happened and everything burned down?

>> No.15072431

>>15072423
>I don't want to play a Knight
Pyromancer is love, Pyromancer is life.

>> No.15072432

>>15072423
What?
You don't want a large warrior women with a killer set of abs to make heart pupils at you as you take her?

>> No.15072435

>>15072431
Deprived is true route.
Start with nothing, end with everything.

>> No.15072440

>>15072435
>end with everything
You think you'll have anything left at the end? You think there will be a happy ending?

>> No.15072447

>>15072440
It's dark souls.
Glory is everything.

>> No.15072461

>>15072273
She wants you to kiss her and lick the place her love juice is coming from. That should help.

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>>15072406
Everything.

>> No.15072469

>>15072432
It's because every time I do I remember a really edgy premise of her capturing her future husband from a battlefield and wrestling him until he just fucks her, trying to assert dominance

>> No.15072505

I want to tell a Shirohebi underclassman who's confessing to me, that "I'm more of a Hellhound sorta guy."

>> No.15072511

>>15072505
>Underclassman
I'd laugh, and break her the bad news I'm a boyslut, I only go for senpais,oneesans and senseis. Obaasans too if they have the cash.

>> No.15072512

>>15072505
>Turning down yan-snake
RIP Anon

>> No.15072516

I want to tell a Barometz that objectively, I... just prefer coke.

>> No.15072523
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15072523

>>15072505
It's like you want the Shirohebi to enter irate hyperventilating yandere mode.

>> No.15072528

I'll just train myself up, go into the woods and tame myself a werewolf

>> No.15072529

>>15072516
But then the Colombians will be after you!

>> No.15072532

>>15072505
She'll probably set her self on lustfire and hug you until you comply

>> No.15072535

>>15072528
Speaking of, does anyone have that greentext of the woodsman living out in the forest, and wrestling the forest's most powerful, beautiful werewolf into a naked stalemate?

>> No.15072536

>>15070840
>it was softer than the other one we got
How edgy was that, then? I thought being stabbed, pinned to a tree through the chest cavity, a double impalement, and a crazed psychopath cutting down random people and villages in a thirst for power were pretty edgy. Not that I'm complaining if you liked it though. Anything that needs work?

>>15070845
Thanks. Any criticism?

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>>15072505
I want to trigger the hell out of my Shirohebi childhood friend by acting tsun for her and pretending not to be a virgin, and then get abducted to her mother's rape cellar that we always played video games in.

Imagine her face when she mindbreaks me and I admit that I actually always liked her, there never was another girl, and she got my first kiss and virginity.

>> No.15072545

>>15072528
I would gain a bunch of rough and tumble monstergirls and have them all call be boss

>> No.15072561

>>15072435
>tfw started Deprived because 2 was too easy after 1 and I wanted something more challenging in the beginning
>club and loincloth
>toss the shitty shield and two hand the club
>make face look like a neanderthal
>I AM CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!!!
Still got a full set of castle knight armor and a sweet battle axe by the time I left the Wall.

>> No.15072562

>>15072536
Some woman got raped by bandits that killed her family, so she picked up a cursed sword and tortured the bandits as best as she could for a while before moving onto other villages.

>> No.15072571

>>15070437
I liked a few of your ideas, e.g: impaling both during sex
The writing was solid and I didn't get confused or had to re-read a sentence, it was all a smooth experience

The one thing I disliked was the ending sentence:
>“So,” I propose, “how about after breakfast, we go for round two?”
With all the emotions and the entire redemption theme, I feel that the MC should have said something more meaningful to end the story
Also I've read a couple of stories finishing with "Ready for round two?", I'm starting to think it's lazy writing

If I had to change one thing I'd develop the girl more in the flashback, it would have been interesting to compare her past self to her cursed version

Anyways that was a good read, keep it up champ

>> No.15072572

>>15072562
Seems fair.

>> No.15072575

>>15070437
I liked it. No real complaints, but it did look like autocorrect might've eaten a few words here or there. "Would" instead of "wound", on line 23.

>> No.15072578

>>15072562
>>15072572
>tortured the bandits as best as she could
CBT
B
T

Literally mindbreaking them catatonic by cutting their balls and killing them over and over without them ever actually dying. I guess it's implied that they die later of thirst in the cave but whatevs

>> No.15072582

>>15072578
Seems slightly less fair, but I still won't hold it against her much.

>> No.15072592

>>15072562
>>15072578
Oh. Yeah I can see how this is softer in comparison then.

>>15072571
I can change it later if I think about it. I really wasn't sure what to put there, to be honest and I was getting really tired by that point.

>>15072575
Ah, damn. I can fix that later. Thanks.

>> No.15072594

>>15072592
>I really wasn't sure what to put there, to be honest and I was getting really tired by that point.
Lol, you're about to be hit by an autistic shitposter.

>> No.15072604

>>15072528
I'd rather have a big and strong wolfu to cuddle and protect me, but you go and be the best damn wolfwrestler who ever lived, anon!

>> No.15072614

>>15072562
>before moving onto other villages
And there's a sequel coming.

>> No.15072624

>>15072614
He's writing a sequel?

>> No.15072628

>>15072505
>>15072523
"Sorry, I only like older women."
>The Shirohebi underclassmen's eyes water at your rejection, before she brushes the tears away with a slender finger
"I... I understand."
>School weeks fly by, you start dating your Hellhound senpai, who even lets you get to neck biting and uncovered blowjobs
>Every day at school the Shirohebi either gives you a soft smile or a gift of chocolate for 'good luck'
>You notice strange divots in the wood of your desk near the edge, you're gonna have to get that fixed
>Today's the day you're supposed to lose your virginity, but as soon as you whip it out your Hellhound senpai kicks you in the balls with one giant fluffy paw
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not -that- easy. You human boys, I swear."
>After you recover from the blunt force trauma, stumble your way back to your classroom, the door slightly ajar
>There's the sound of moaning and creaking
>That damned snake is rubbing herself on the edge of your desk, moaning out your name, gouging out scratches into the desk top
>You have to pull your best Solid Snake impression when she leaves, hiding in a nearby trash receptacle
>She pauses, giving a little 'Ufufu' before slithering off
>The next few days pass in a blur, you're still heartbroken over the fact that not only did your balls get punted, but you can still smell Nerdhound senpai's feminine musk, lingering in your nostrils
>God how you wanted to give her your puppies
>Doze off in class on a Friday, waking up to tangerine skies and an empty classroom
>Your phone has several missed calls, and that's when it hits you

>> No.15072633 [DELETED] 

>>15072624
>15066643
YES

>> No.15072636

>>15072624
>>15066643
YES

>> No.15072637

>>15072628
More?

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>> No.15072640

>>15072638
Why do fox clothes never fit?

>> No.15072641

>>15072638
That fox needs some better shoulder-straps.

>> No.15072645

>>15072640
Fabric is expensive, anon. Foxes are an impoverished minority, you shouldn't bully them about it.

>> No.15072648

>>15072645
I beg to differ anon, there's this one fox who owns my apartment building and it's a really nice place. She even gave me a discount! I'm not sure why though.

Either way, I could totally see her nipples.

>> No.15072656

>>15072638
I'm not normally into high heels, but I love the design of those thigh-high heels. It doesn't help that I'm a complete sucker for the shrine miko look with white base and the red ribbons threaded at the top.

The sexiness of it aside, I think that's quite a pretty clothing design.

>> No.15072667

>>15072645
It's their fault for wanting to buy expensive clothes.

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>>15072636
So she is basically this? Can I finally fuck this?

>> No.15072676

>>15072669
Seriously, I don't even remember this thing in the movie. How is it that you have it in mind enough to post it twice, wondering if it can be made into a monstergirl?

I'm kind of amazed.

>> No.15072678

>>15072676
It's that wheel of buzzsaws that eats through buildings, shits and bridges made out of concrete.

It also flies.

>> No.15072679

>>15072628
>It's a heat that begins in your skin, your right hand covered in a blue fire
>You start to panic, swatting at it, but your attempts to douse the flame just cause it to leap into life, covering your entire body
>The flame dances across you, the heat spreading all over in a maddening blaze
>Try to call for help, but your throat is dry and parched, water from the fountain turning to steam before it can reach your lips
"Ufufu... Having trouble, are we?"
>Turn, your eyes widening in horror to see your Shirohebi underclassmen in the nude, her firm perky breasts bouncing gently with each stroke of her tail
"It burns, doesn't it? All that jealousy, envy. Quite a sinful life you've made me live, waiting for you to finally notice me."
>Her touch is cool, like water, you nearly lunge and press your face into her palm again but she pulls back in the nick of time, smiling smugly at you
"A-ah. An unfaithful man needs to be brought to heel, first."
>You can barely hear her words, your eyes locking on the pale pink slit between her hips
>You want to embrace her, to at least settle the flames down, your pants tightening as your third leg springs up into life
"Tell me you love me. I need to hear it."
>Gasping, you can barely make an audible 'I love you'
"Louder! Put effort into it!"
>I LOVE YOU
>She rewards you with a kiss, her saliva intermingling with yours as a long tongue wrestles yours
>Her lips are soft and cool like a mountain river, and she pulls back far too soon for your liking
>The flames roar up again at the absence of her embrace, making your agitation soar even higher yet
"Undress."
>That's all the incentive you need to hear, throwing your pants off and exposing yourself to the world
>Your assailant gives you a predatory smile, all too quickly

>> No.15072683

>>15072636
That sounds fun. Looking forward to it.

>> No.15072687

>>15072676
I don't know, I just find it hot.

>> No.15072691

>>15072678
>shits
I meant to say cars
Jesus christ how did that happen

>> No.15072697

>>15072679
B-but what about hell-wan senpai?

>> No.15072704

>>15072679
The least the yandere snake could've done is make herself a busty tittymonster.

>> No.15072705

>>15072678
That's a fire wurm.

>> No.15072708

>>15072697
She found a nice man

>> No.15072722

>>15072679
But that doesn't solve the initial problem that I like older women!

>> No.15072724

>>15072678
>it eats all the turds
That bastard!

>> No.15072742

>>15072679
>You're rip roarin' ready to start slamming your red hot meat rod into the snake in front of you, but she just puts a finger to her lips
>Wrapping a slender hand around your shaft, she gives it a soft tug, blue energy pulsing out
>Shit, that felt nice, but you can feel your balls boiling with the want for release
>She strokes you up and down, up and down
>Sometimes fast and sometimes slow, you end up slumping into your chair from the pleasure, the fires dying down enough that you can only feel it on your skin
>You tell her you want to cum and she just softens all pressure, edging you
"Not yet, you don't."
>It goes on for what feels like hours, her skilled touch keeping you on the edge of orgasm until you're nearly mad, saliva trickling down the corner of your lips
>With just a blow of air onto you, you involuntarily thrust forward with your hips in the hopes of connecting with snake pussy
>Instead she coils herself around you and the chair, leaving your member pressed against her oh-so warm taut stomach
"You're not going to fuck me, just yet. I need to know you're with me."
>You're too busy dry humping her navel to care about what she's saying, focusing on how soft and yet firm her abdomen is
>When she stops talking, you just weakly nod a "yes" to her before she guides you inside of her warm canal
>All of the motions are internal, with mild sighs of pleasure from her, and you can feel the pressure mounting, shit that was fast
"First one down."
>You sober up, asking her what she meant
"Oh? Didn't you say 'yes'? We're going to fuck until you've given me a clutch of daughters, and in return, I'm going to drown you in pleasure."
>The early rooster crows the next morning, a bright weekend day, the Shirohebi uncoiling herself from you with a flushed face
>There's seed leaking out of her slit and she gives a soft giggle at your prone form
"You were made for loving me, I love you. I'll become your 'older woman', I'm sure you'll find me more fetching as a mother~"

>> No.15072750

>>15072742
>rip roarin'
Ready up that turgid todger, daddio! I'm hankerin' for a wankerin'!

>> No.15072752

>>15072742
>"Oh? Didn't you say 'yes'? We're going to fuck until you've given me a clutch of daughters, and in return, I'm going to drown you in pleasure."
>"You were made for loving me, I love you. I'll become your 'older woman', I'm sure you'll find me more fetching as a mother~"
I hope you bin this.

>> No.15072753

>>15072724
>Moltres.jpg
>" And I'm going to have to eat ALL OF IT."

>> No.15072758

>>15072742
Why doesn't she just eat some Wonderland Cake to become older

>> No.15072765

>>15072678
Why is this a thing that you want to fuck?

>> No.15072768

>>15072758
She likely wants to become a bust mature woman through natural means.

>> No.15072769

>>15072765
It's destiny, don't question it.

>> No.15072773

>>15072765
It's not me who wants to fuck it, I'm just saying what it is.

>> No.15072775

>>15072768
But she's not older. She's gotta be older. Being a mom doesn't change the fact he's older than her.

>> No.15072782

>>15072765
>Why do you want to fuck X?
Because I'm a virile human male? I'd fuck a wet hole in the ground.

>> No.15072790

>>15072742
The Hellhound could use lesson on how to keep a man from her.

>> No.15072792

>>15072782
But anon, this is like fisting an android girl with a see-through pubic mound that you can see the gears grinding behind. I bet that girl's gonna have spikes inside her vagoo that extend rhythmically into your dick and get you off just from that. Is that really what you want?

>> No.15072796

>>15072792
I'm going to level with you here.

Yes.

>> No.15072801

>>15072796
That would hurt.

>> No.15072804

>>15072796
Are you the guy who posts Frederica from Chaika and wants to get bitten in the dick until he comes?

>> No.15072816 [DELETED] 
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>>15072752
>>15072752

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>>15072752
http://pastebin.com/3uuanvUf

>> No.15072827

>>15072816
Is that from anything notable?
>>15072820
Thanks.

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>>15072801
Love hurts. But android girls are cuties anyway.

>>15072804
Nope. I never even watched Chaika.

>> No.15072834

>>15072829
Why would you post a girl who did nothing wrong

>> No.15072842

>>15072829
That means there's at least two actual posters who want to get their dick erotically mangled.

>> No.15072843
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>>15072827
It's from a doujin where A Kitsune-Bi/Kitsune ghost possesses a guy and makes him turn into a buxom Kitsune girl just to blow off three hundred years of pent up estrus. I could do without the TG part but eh.

>> No.15072851

>>15072842
And one who just wants the whole world to laugh at his.

>> No.15072858

>>15072843
>forced TG
Off yourself, bruh

>> No.15072860

>>15072843
>Transformation
nah

>> No.15072861

>>15072834
Robutts that cute can do no wrong.

>>15072842
Well, I wouldn't exactly like my dick to be mangled. But I don't think I'd hesitate to dick an android or automaton either.

>> No.15072862

>>15072843
Source

>> No.15072865

>>15072843
So a fox spirit turns the guy into a fox girl so they can masturbate furiously? Yeah, I don't think I'd mind that.

Who's the artist?

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>>15072843
That's disappointing.
Was it really that hard for the artist to make it a normal female TF story instead of going into TG territory? Yeesh.

>> No.15072872

>>15072862
>>15072865
Kitsune Choukan

>> No.15072877

>>15072865
>masturbate
They're holding babies right there in that picture, Anon. The guy got transformed and dicked.

>> No.15072882

>>15072871
TG/Boy-to-Girl Gender Bender is really popular over in Japan, almost on par if-not-more than Monster Girls are.

Why do you think Alps have so many stories over on KC's site?

>> No.15072884

>>15072871
People like it when they start off as a man I guess.
thankfully, im not people

>> No.15072885

>>15072882
Because nips have shit taste?

>> No.15072894

>>15072843
Yeah, no.

>> No.15072895

>>15072871
It's up to us to make a normal female tf kitsune story.

>> No.15072898

>>15072843
And just like that you fuckin lost me

>> No.15072901

>>15072877
>>15072865
Wait....is anyone else getting serious deja vu?

>> No.15072903

>>15072843
I'm starting to see a pattern in all the garbage that has been brought up out of nowhere in this thread so far.
>gayfaggotry
>yuri
>cbt
>TG shit

Some /d/fag is stealthily trying to push their shit here again, fuck off.

>> No.15072908

>>15072872
Thanks.

>>15072877
Yeah, I just saw. It's a shame, but the artstyle is quite nice, so I don't hate it that much. Although those five or so pages during the sex scene where it devolves into messy scribbles wasn't nice.

>> No.15072909

>>15072872
>The guy's a shota
>Art becomes shit half way through
>More time is spent on the build up than the lewd itself
Disappointing.

>> No.15072916

>>15072903
I actually only told people what it was about because I didn't want to mislead them into a trap. The doujin itself is pretty "okay" to "forgettable" tier, I just found it amusing that the author's whole plot is anchored on a horny fox ghost.

>> No.15072918

>>15072903
Boogly-boogly-boo, it's the boogeyman again!

>> No.15072920

>>15072851
And then those who want a girl to put a finger up theirs.

>> No.15072924

>>15072903
That's some fine paranoia, I posted about yuri earlier once as a joke, the guy you quoted is someone else.

>> No.15072939

>>15072916
Yeah, you "only brought it up" for no fucking reason, when you could've just not posted trannies in the first place.

Much like >>15072327 "only brought up" yuri out of nowhere.
And how >>15071728 and >>15071773 "only brought up" shoving things up their asses.

Come the fuck on.

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>>15072920
Oof, no thanks.

Dicks should only ever have stuff coming out of them, not going into them.

A tiny fairy kissing the tip is fine though.

>> No.15072943

>>15072939
>implicating me in the great /d/ conspiracy
I'm honored anon

>> No.15072947

>>15072939
You seem upset and irrational Anon. Take a few minutes away from your computer and have a walk. You'll start not being crazy later on, maybe.

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>>15072939

>> No.15072950

>>15072939
>>15072943
Honestly it's much more likely the Jews did this, /d/ is far too impotent to try and mess with these threads.

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>>15072939
You sure you're not the one who like sticking stuff up your ass? You sound like you have something stuck up there right now.

>> No.15072963

>>15072918
>>15072924
>>15072943
>>15072947
Yeah, go take a look at /a/'s monstergirl threads, or think back to when Bob happened.

It's hardly some kind of a conspriracy theory, when it's clearly visible to everyone what happens when someone starts posting /d/shit and people let it slide because "lol it was just a prank bro".

>> No.15072969

>>15072960
Fucking faggotcat I want to spank that ass.

>> No.15072971

>>15072963
Well, when we do talk about less vanilla monstergirl stuff a little later on, at least we'll have you to rein us in and get all upset on the internet.

>> No.15072972

>>15072960
Cheshires are bullies! Keep your sons away from them.

>> No.15072984
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Tentacle girl daughterus.

>> No.15072990

>>15072984
breed the daughteru

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>>15072984
They're very affectionate.

>> No.15072992

Which monster girl would be most likely to be a conspiracy nut?

>> No.15072995

>>15072992
Lizardgirl.

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>>15072991
Needs lots of love and attention.

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>>15072997

>> No.15073015

lets lower the /d content and the rage that its friends with.

I want to talk about being wrapped in snake tale with a nice glass of sarsaparilla

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>>15072984
>>15072991
>>15072997
>>15073002
>master1200

For what purpose?

>> No.15073022

>>15073002
>master1200
Get your shit together anon, or else you'll become me.

>> No.15073023

>>15072992
Oomukade.

>> No.15073033

>>15073015
What's the snake tale about?

>> No.15073037

>>15073022
>Have 100+ images with master1200 from before I knew what it was
>Tracking down the full versions again would be a nightmare
I seriously hope he didn't do that like I did.

>> No.15073048

>>15073037
My Cyclops folder suffers from my stupidity the most.

>> No.15073050

>>15073033
The tale of the lamia sticking her tail up her husband's ass for his guilty pleasure. It's a story for all ages, don't let the prudes tell you otherwise.

>> No.15073053

>>15073033
A man on a journey to meet different types of lamia. has a pet snake along for the ride.

>> No.15073055

>>15073037
How can you even accidentally save those? It's obvious you can click them for the full version.

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>>15072381
So you want a Khornette then.

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I want to do yoga with a hellhound. I had to do partner yoga today with some smelly dude.

>> No.15073076

>>15073053
Got a idea
2 brothers on a journey
one goes for the snakes, the other goes for lizards/dragons

>> No.15073077

>>15073064
I want to domesticate a hellhound

>> No.15073092

>>15073077
(You)

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>>15073076
Scalebro adventure

>> No.15073110

>>15073064
>I had to do partner yoga today with some smelly dude.
I bet Alp wishes he was you.

>> No.15073120

>>15073064
I want to cook a hellhound the tastiest meat she will ever eat in her whole life.

>> No.15073125

>>15073107
Is it just me or does it look like she's about to tickle his ears with the tip of the tail?

>> No.15073128

>>15073120
Anon I don't think you should cook your dick, that might hurt.

>> No.15073135

>>15073056
Yeah basically but they're a little too /tg/ for this thread.

>> No.15073139

>>15073128
I'd like to see the look of horror and silent tears welling to a Hellhound's face when she saw her victim with a cooked, ruined dick.

>> No.15073141

>>15073139
Dr. Lich has seen worse, give her a few hours

>> No.15073146

>>15073141
I bet Dr. Lich gets a lot of munchhausen syndrome patients who cut up their own dick to get her to touch it.

>> No.15073149

>>15072908
>>15072827
No problemo mi hermanos

>> No.15073150

>>15073015
>sarsaparilla
haven't had that before. what's it taste like?

>> No.15073161

>>15073146
>munchhausen syndrome
>Casually referred to as Thick Chart Syndrome

Now I want a thick lich nurse.

Actually, I just want a thick lich everything.

>> No.15073171

Remember that soldier beetles don't mind sharing, but they have to fight for sex order.

>> No.15073178

>>15073171
I want to pamper a soldier beetle girl so she won't have to fight for anything.

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>>15073171
Can't they just flip a coin?

If they must fight I prefer they pick naked sumo though, it's a good excuse for docking.

>> No.15073185

>>15073178
Will you wash her caparace?
Will you rub your dick on it during the bath?

>> No.15073196

>>15073171
Healthy competition is nice. I still want to see that pincer blade in combat.

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>>15071266
That Rengar bottom left is best maid waifu.

>> No.15073204

>>15073185
What would rubbing my dick on her carapace achieve? That would invalidate all the effort put into washing it!

>> No.15073210

>>15073178
And I want to have a harem of sorceress lizard girls with an army of soldier beetles and slave goblins serving them.

>They will never argue over who gets to be your empress
>They will never call for a Trial by Dick

>> No.15073212

>>15073171
I would like to observe a beetle fight.

>> No.15073214

>>15073204
You'd get to wash it again and spend more time with her in the nice, warm, steamy bath!
>Oh dear, Darling! It seems that your caparace somehow got dirty again! Just sit back and let me wash it again...

>> No.15073220

>>15073210
>sorceress lizard girls
gotta have some magic knights too!

>> No.15073251

>>15073214
But washing her carapace to a shine takes forever! My muscles grew to Schwarzenegger-tier from all the scrubbing!

>> No.15073259

>>15072992
Alp

>> No.15073271

>>15073251
>Not washing, then drying then waxing.

It's less like taking a bath and more like detailing your car.

>> No.15073302

>>15073092
I want to domesticate a hellhound

>> No.15073303

>>15069311
There's this cute doujin anon:

http://exhentai.org/g/474179/6f4530055c/

>> No.15073306

>>15073271
Oh, trust me. My soldier beetle girl would be the prettiest, shiniest, waxiest soldier beetle in the world. I just wouldn't be able to do it too often because that would kill me

>> No.15073316

>>15073303
Holy shit, is that bat girl starved or what?

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>> No.15073324

>>15073316
Yeah, everything is perfect, expect the anorexia.

The artist claimed he wanted to match the anatomy of the girl closely to a medium bat. I'm not sure that was the wisest choice.

>> No.15073328

>>15073317
I'm going to bully her! But also secretly wanting to have loving sex with her.

>> No.15073338

>>15073316
Well, she does live in a ruin.

Despite that, she still looks pretty cute, and there's only like two pages later on where her concave ribcage is really outright shown.

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>Be an eager young man about to start his trial to become a full-blown member of the local Adventurer's Guild.
>All you have to do is loot some old dungeon in the woods.
>However before you set off on your quest the old chief adventurer warns you that the last recruit who tried to raid the dungeon never returned.
>None of this worries you, you studied that ruin beforehand. Old druid crypt, should have minimal skeletons, those old coots were pretty good at keeping them out. The last guy must have just fell to some old magic or something.
>Head out to the site, it's an old hole that goes deep into the ground surrounded by standing stones.
>Any good dungeon delver brings plenty of rope with him. You tie off an end to one of the standing stones and tie the free end around your waist.
>Looping up the loose line in your arm, you begin rappelling down the hole.
>The first twenty feet or so is easy with plenty of rough surfaces and footholds, but after that it progressively became smooth and slick from seeping groundwater.
>All told the hole was about 50 feet deep. You untie the rope from your waist. On the ground were odd mushrooms and debris, old planks from an ancient staircase and lengths of rope. A moldy door swung freely on ruined hinges, you light an oil lamp and continue on.
>Despite the deeply convexed ceiling the halls were very claustrophobic. Nitre and mildew battled a grand war over the walls, and the floors were slick and damp.
>Every score of yards you take out a charcoal stick and mark an arrow on the right wall, pointing to your exit. Never hurt to make it clear.
>You've been forging on for a while at this point, but have nothing to show for it. Not a single coin, necklace, or jewel. The Adventurer's Guild assured you these ruins were not cleared before.
>Suddenly you hear a sound ahead of you. Your hand flashes to the short-sword at your waist.
>From the darkness a huge figure loomed, leaning awkwardly in the narrow passage. As the figure lurched into your light more features became clear.
>Huge horns, burly arms, shaggy brown fur, a very full chest, it all added up to make your heart sink into your guts, a minotaur.
>The monster looks at you with hungry eyes and opens her mouth to speak. By this time, however, you have gotten over the shock of the initial encounter and have already spun around and begun high-tailing it out of there. Adventurer's guild or not you're not cut out for this kind of bullshit.
>The beast cries in anger behind you and begins the chase.
>Despite your head start and her bulky figure you can tell that the minotaur is gaining. Black charcoal arrows flash past your vision, the rope was not far ahead. But you could feel hot breath on your neck, you were almost out of time.
>The light growing at the end of the tunnel. You slam into the old door, busting one of the tortured hinges and making the pungent boards swing crazily on their final restraint. You jump onto the rope and begin climbing up hand-over-hand.
>You aren't four feet of the ground when the old door explodes into splinters and hobnails. A strong hand grabbed your coat and lifted you off the rope and pinned you to the wall like a limp cat.
>Before you can reach for your weapon a second hand grasps your wrists and pinned them neatly above your head. So this was how you would go out, huh? Death by snu-snu, your pelvis ground to dust between the damp dungeon floor and 100% prime beef. There were worse ways to go. But you were not done yet, you had a guild to get into. You look the minotaur in the eye and give a final plea for freedom.
Please! Before you do anything rash, I’m in the adventurer’s guild! They'll come looking for me if I disappear!
>The minotaur looked back with dumbfounded eyes
You're in the guild?! So am I, I’ve been stuck here for ages!
>Then it strikes you, the missing recruit! You figured that he, or she, had been gone for ages
Y-you are the recruit who never came back! They never told me you had gone missing so recently! Why did you chase me?
>the minotaur looks you over head to toe before setting you down gently. She helped brush of your jacket with her hands.
Because you ran away. I don’t know how long i've been stuck in this hole. My heart fluttered when I saw you in the hallway…
>You blushed at that. But there was little time to contemplate double meanings.
How did you get trapped down here anyway?
>The minotaur bent over and picked a length of frayed road from the ground.
Rope snapped. My name is Helions, what's yours?
Anon
i'll probably do a proper story off of this latter, was not expecting this greentext to run too long

>> No.15073351

>>15073347
Your penis gave me a boner that I completely skimmed everything you just said

>> No.15073368

>>15073347
Got a good chuckle out of that, not how I expected things to go.

>> No.15073379

>>15073347
I want a Bulky as fuck Minotaur GF that in reality is the most feminine girl i will ever meet.

>> No.15073395

>>15073347
That was quite good. I did not expect that ending.

>> No.15073397

>>15073379
A Minotaur princess?

>> No.15073398

>>15073347
Huh. Colour me interested

>> No.15073403

>>15072871
You have the name for that manga foxfu-bro?

>> No.15073407

>>15073397
A BUFF Minotaur princess.

>> No.15073409

It's time for a pop quiz Anon
Question 1: What do you do with an Awoo
A. Pet B. Cuddle. C. Lovingly Impregnate D. All of the Above
Question 2: What do you do with a Mofu
A. Brush B. Lovingly Impregnate C. Touch Fluffy Tail D. All of the Above
Question 3: What do you do with a Moo Cow
A. Lovingly Impregnate B. Milk C. Feed plenty of food to ensure all four of her stomach are filled D. All of the above
Bonus Question: You are trapped with a stage 2 Alp. It claims it'll become a stage 3 if you fuck it. What do you do in this situation?

>> No.15073411

>>15073403
Okitsune-Sama Wedding

>> No.15073413

>>15073409
1. D
2. D.
3. D.
Bonus: Fuck it.

>> No.15073414

>>15073409
Uhhh

A
A
C
Leave

>> No.15073415

>>15073409
1. B
2. A
3. B
4. Sit in the corner and ponder where my life went wrong to cause me to be in this situation.

>> No.15073418

>>15073409
1. A
2. C
3. C
Bonus Question:
>Implying that stage 2 alp isn't trapped with me

Fill it with semen until it turns into a titty monster, then waifu it.

>> No.15073420

>>15073409
>cowgirls
>multiple stomachs
Nah nigga.

>> No.15073423

>>15073409
I'd ask the Stage 2 alp if she wants to talk about our feelings together.

>> No.15073425

>>15073409
A
C
C
Kill the tranny

>> No.15073426

>>15073409
>Question 1: What do you do with an Awoo
B
>Question 2: What do you do with a Mofu
C
>Question 3: What do you do with a Moo Cow
B
>Bonus Question: You are trapped with a stage 2 Alp. It claims it'll become a stage 3 if you fuck it. What do you do in this situation?
Not fuck it.

>> No.15073428

>>15073409
1. D
2. D
3. E: Feed her milk to the Awoo and the Mofu
Bonus. Strangle it and put it out of its misery

>> No.15073429

>>15073409
B
D
D

Nothing. I'm already skating on thin ice for having an Awoo, Mofu, and Moo Cow waiting for me to come home for some private time.

>> No.15073431

>>15073409
1: A
2: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
3: B

>> No.15073432

>>15073409
1. B
2. A
3. D
>B-B-B-Bonus Round!
Do nothing and see how long it can restrain itself from raping me right then and there
Test of character, if you will

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>>15073411
Thanks bro!

>>15073409
1. D, any other choice is for gays.

2. D, any other choice is for gays.

3. D, any other choice is for gays.

Bonus:
Run, any other choice is for gays.

>> No.15073434

>>15073409
1: D
2: D
3: D
Bonus: Fuck it in a mating press and then when it becomes a stage 3, fuck it again.

>> No.15073435

>>15073409
1. D
2. D
3. D
bonus: I'd do her.

>> No.15073448

>>15073433
Congratulations. You're the only student who got the 120.
You've passed the class and can now have sex in a hot tub with a monster girl of your choosing.

>> No.15073450

>>15073448
I pick the Alp for the hot tub.

>> No.15073455

>>15073259
>Snow Mongol
>A conspiracy nut
Colour me surprised

>> No.15073457

>>15073409
>1-3
Pick D. They're all good.
>bonus
Ignore him, move on and acquire wife.

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>>15073448
I choose hot, freaky, non-Euclidean loving with my eldritch Shoggoth waifu.

>> No.15073477
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Foxes are for __________

>> No.15073480
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So how 'bout them tomboys?

>> No.15073482

>>15073480
DELETE THIS

>> No.15073486

>>15073477
Cuddling and mating!

>> No.15073489

>>15073480
>3DPD

>> No.15073490

>>15073480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn977W9HjWM

>> No.15073497

>>15073480
>3D

ew. Time to go fap to alps again to wash that out of my eyes.

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>>15073480
Get this filth off this Christian board.

This thread is for pure waifus only.

>> No.15073500

>>15073480
>those veiny arms

>> No.15073503

>>15073409
1. A
2. D
3. B
Bonus: Run.

>> No.15073506

>>15073409
COMPLETELY ORIGINAL ANSWER EDITION
1. D
2. D
3. D
4. D Assisted by the above three, hired if necessary, to teach said Alp what being stage 3 is all about

>> No.15073510

>>15073409
1. D
2. D.
3. D.
Bonus: Fuck her butt while calling her a faggot.

>> No.15073512
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>>15073477
breeding
B R E E D I NG

>> No.15073524
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Have an update, friends

>> No.15073525

>>15073477
Bonding with, princess carrying, marrying, more princess carrying, intimate seated sex, and turning into a mother.

>> No.15073528

>>15073512
Someone translate these nip-runes?

>> No.15073536

>>15073524
Lovely

>> No.15073539

>>15073524
Ooh, coming along nicely.
Maybe the left shoulder si ticking along too much.

>> No.15073543

>>15073524
>sketch
That's awfully clean for a sketch!

good shit tho

>> No.15073544

>>15073477
Being tricksters with yandere tendencies.

>> No.15073546

>>15073539
*is sticking out
Sorry, major brain fart.

>> No.15073549

>>15073524
Kejourou are great.

Just combine them with a Holst and you're on your way to making the best monster girl.

>> No.15073550

>>15073480
>Wasting images on 3D non-monstergirls.

>> No.15073552

>>15073524
I want to play with her hair.

>> No.15073563

>>15073407
I want one of those.

>> No.15073565

>>15073552

What a coincidence

Her hair wants to play with you.

>> No.15073585

>>15073524
I really need to commission something from him sometime, she looks beautiful.

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>>15073528
I had a crack at it. I'm professional scanlator material, if I do say so myself.

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>TFW you want to write shit from Jewish Greyhawk TTG but it's too /tg/ for here

>> No.15073593

>>15073590
I don't know what that is, but write about it anyway.

>> No.15073596

>>15073589
>Incomprehensible
What a beautiful duwang.

>> No.15073598

Do you guys still find Lavender Town's theme scary?

>> No.15073603

>>15073598
Nah. Too much creepypasta has made it completely and utterly flaccid.

Why, do you want some creepy background musics?

>> No.15073604

>>15073598
Explain how this is relevent to monster girls. not really

>> No.15073607

>>15073598
Yes.

The Ghost sprite terrified me as a kid and still does.

Ghosts in general scare me, but I'm afraid if I admited that I'd be called Undeadist.

>> No.15073608

>>15073598
I always hummed that song as a kid.

>> No.15073610

>>15073585
Yeah although he doesn't seem like he doesn't seem like he'll stop accepting commissions anytime soon so I'd say the sooner the better. Otherwise you might be waiting on your turn for awhile.

>> No.15073611

>>15073598
Eh, it's omnious, but not something that'll give you nightmares
Combine with the entire lore behind Lavender town, it fits

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>>15073607
Boo.

>> No.15073614

>>15073598

I never found it scary.

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>>15073598
There's nothing scary about ghosts, any time I get nervous about a weird noise I think of ghost blowjobs and everything seems less spooky.

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>>15073613
FFAACE PUUNCH

>> No.15073623

>>15073613
I want to go skinnydipping with her.

>> No.15073632

>>15073593
Warhammer girls

>> No.15073633

>>15073621
This man is now my senpai.

>> No.15073637

>>15069747
What's the picture from?

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>>15073613
>no busty Onryo to face-fuck through the TV screen
>no thick Onryo with a plump ass to ravage while holding onto her love handles

>> No.15073643

>>15073621
>>15073633
Ryonafags go

>> No.15073646

>>15073637

A world guide or something. It's been around for awhile.

>> No.15073647

>>15073643
Don't be such an alp.

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>>15073633
You haven't read it before? That stuff is 3 years old already

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Hey, thread. I'm making a list of artists willing to take commissions and/or requests of monstergirl content.

Obviously, we've already got the GDocs spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JAVvtReFFpcphExwLpdBKKKe3J2dxI6OxYn3bLq430g/

I'd like to know if you know of any artists who aren't actually on that spreadsheet. If you do know of any, feel free to drop their name and a link to their page.

I'm making my own spreadsheet which will have a few personal differences, but if ELH wants, I can collate this with him as well once I have it together.

Gazerfag, I expect you to drop a few names too, because you seem to be some sort of wizard at this.

>> No.15073656

>>15073632
The reason nobody wants it, is not because it's too /tg/. It's because Warhammer is shit.
Also.
>Calling it Jewish Greyhawk instead of British Chinese Knockoff Greyhawk.
Also.
>Using TTG instead of PnP
You disgust me.

>> No.15073658

>>15073652
So? There are people here who haven't read the lord's book.

>> No.15073661

>>15073656
>PnP

What do transistors have to do with a Table Top Game?

>> No.15073663

>>15073654
Why are Gazers so cute? Is it the big central eye?

>> No.15073667

>>15073658
My favorite part is the one where a father get femdomed by his twin daughters and breeds them
Diamonds

>> No.15073669

>>15073632
Specifically?
Otherwise I say go for it, because why the fuck not.

>> No.15073671

>>15073661
Does it look like I'm talking about JFET's? No. No it doesn't. How new are you that you've never heard of Pen and Paper?

Now you reminded me I do have to go over mouser and order some fairchild sand and some caps for my next amp project though.

>> No.15073674

>>15073654
Bless you, anon.

>> No.15073678

>>15073667
I dunno, I liked the part where the guy suplexes that angel, but maybe that's just me.

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>>15073654

Yeah I don't know how Gazer does it. All of the stuff I've gotten has been commissions so far with this exception of this sketch I've gotten from snibako.

I was actually though. Near the beginning he mentioned artists he'd recommend if I didn't want to wait for him before he started sketching back in february. But when I got the finished commission I was curious and asked him what those artists were out of curiosity.

Two he mentioned that aren't on the list are:

MagicOreo11 = http://magicoreo11.tumblr.com/
and JK http://jdotkdot.tumblr.com/

He also mentioned Sub-Res who is on the list and a few others you guys are already well familiar with like Mono and Loen.

However he said that that the two I listed just now don't have a price chart.

Hope that helps.

>> No.15073698

>>15073686
The world needs more thick girls in pajamas.

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Would you a Platinum Angel?

>> No.15073701

>>15073654
First thing I noticed is that the GDoc is missing Hyphen and Barb which is odd considering they do stuff for the thread fairly often. Can help you with a few more too.
>Done MGE content before and takes commissions
http://godsh0t.tumblr.com/
http://ittla.tumblr.com/
http://oxykoma-r18.tumblr.com/
>Does monster girl content at times and accepts commissions
http://deel.tumblr.com/
http://halpheltsgallery.tumblr.com/
>Commissions are closed right now but will be open in future
http://nasoyon.tumblr.com/post/139542696972/are-you-open-for-commissions
http://bardgold.tumblr.com/

Might also be worth asking wockfag if you can get hold of him.

>> No.15073702

>>15073700
I would a Star or maybe a Disco.

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>>15073700
Behold blessed perfection

>> No.15073705

>>15073700
>the ratio of hips:shoulders
Platinum Angel is male.

>> No.15073707

>>15073512
lookit them adorable teeny fox daughterus

do want.

>> No.15073710

>>15073705
Anon, are you not seeing the boobplates there?

>> No.15073711

>>15073700
No soft bits, so probably no.

>> No.15073714 [DELETED] 

>>15073701
Didn't that Phanaxiel guy announce that he's opened commissions in the previous thread?

>> No.15073715

>>15073714
Yeah he's already in the GDoc though so I figured it went without saying.

>> No.15073720

>>15073663
It's their messy hair, and their fluffy tails, and their expressive eyestalks, and their sleepy gazer stares.

>>15073674
Thanks, I think.

>>15073686
That does help, thanks. I might end up messaging those Oreo and JK guys to see what their usual prices are.

>>15073701
Yeah, that is weird. Maybe ELH just hasn't added them yet. I know Barb was only testing commissions a while back, and I'm not sure if he's doing them right now.
Either way, that's a huge help, so thank you very much. I'll set about looking into these guys.

>> No.15073722

>>15073654
When I see Gazer my hand automically go to the dick.

Thanks for posting artists

>> No.15073724

>>15073715
Whoops, I didn't notice his name on there.

>> No.15073729

Reminder that gazers are both monoeyes AND nerds, so bullying them is mandatory for everyone

>> No.15073733

>>15073678
Old testament is heresy
Too many guro and NTR. God is literally villain there

>> No.15073736

>>15073720

Barb was testing commissions out for awhile but it sounds like a lot of people jumped on that chance. That was awhile ago though.

I have been debating a little making a big commision idea list.

>> No.15073739

>>15073589
>>15073528
>http://exhentai.org/s/947bddc89f/771933-24
Now never say I don't do anything for you fuckers.

>> No.15073742

>>15073654
I think the guy who commissioned holst and atago pic from oxykoma said he done it in a week

>> No.15073745

>>15073710
I think the artist was going for an androgynous look.

>> No.15073748

>>15073736
>I have been debating a little making a big commision idea list.
I've been doing the same and have a text file with a bunch of ideas sitting around.

Some silly stuff the thread mentioned, an oc design or two and some lewds but I haven't got around to getting anything from it yet.

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>>15073729
Reminder that you can't bully the Gaze.

>> No.15073759

>>15073745
>Boobplates
>androgynous look

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>>15073654
Here you go buddy, a few more off the top of my head.

http://jay87k.deviantart.com/
http://setzeri.tumblr.com/
http://foggysilver.tumblr.com/
http://boxas.tumblr.com/
http://paintrfiend.tumblr.com/
http://frostedfirefrenzy.tumblr.com/
http://ramenwarwok.tumblr.com/
http://zanamaoria.tumblr.com/

>> No.15073766

Do monster girls dye their fur if they decide to change hair colours? A lot of them would look pretty odd if they didn't.

>> No.15073767

>>15073739
This got progressively weirder.

>> No.15073773

>>15073764
Awesome, thanks a bunch. I've still got the small Pastebin list you made back in February too, so I'll get through it all and make a nice, singular list.

>> No.15073775

>>15073766
Well the teenage ones don't when they fo through a "phase".

>> No.15073776

>>15073764
>http://foggysilver.tumblr.com/
That's a lewd shygirl.

>> No.15073783

>>15073775
>mutt Kobold dyes all her fur black to match her Hellhound senpais at school
Cuuute!

>> No.15073789

>>15073757
>you can't bully the Gaze.
Of course you can, just call their one eye ugly and mock them for playing video games

>> No.15073790

>>15073783
>kobold daughteru comes back from school with tears in her eyes and bets of her fur pulled out

will you stand for this anon!

>> No.15073791

>>15073748

Well I already have one myself but I mean more of a collective list of commission ideas. Organized by general ideas for pretty much any monster girl to more specific ones. Actually the idea for a giant list like that might horrible backfire somehow.

I'm a little tempted to make a list of my own personal headcanon for my MG waifu's race

>> No.15073793

>>15073789
>just call their one eye ugly
Are you looking to get hypnotized? Because that's how you get hypnotized.

>> No.15073794

>>15073783
Don't forget the Goth Monster Girls who hang around behind the bike shed's and smoke.

Well the Titania's is a candy one but it counts.

>> No.15073801

>>15073789
It's like you want to get hit with the hypnotism from the central eye.

>> No.15073800

>>15073790
What? Why the hell would that happen? Are you implying that her senpais would bully her? If so then that can't be further from the truth, her senpais are there to protect her! She's part of their pack!

>> No.15073803

>>15073598
The unown tomb's theme is scarier, lavender town is just meme-tier trash.

>> No.15073804

>>15073793
Yeah, well a dork like her doesn't have the guts to do something like that. She else is she gonna do?

>> No.15073805

>>15073791
Just do it then share.

>> No.15073811

>>15073800
you sure about that anon.
to them shes just mutty wannabe hellhound who is trying to hard.

>> No.15073817

>>15073804
"What are you gonna do, hypnotize me?" - Quote from man hypnotized by Gazer

>> No.15073819

>>15073801
Maybe I do, Anon.

>> No.15073822

>>15073811
Yes I'm sure anon, they're good friends! I've had them over for playdates and everything, and my daughteru has gone over to their house for them too! I can tell they think it's cute that she looks up to them so much.

>> No.15073827

>>15073811
But she's so cute! She's like their mascot.

And she passed their initiation, she tracked down and had her way with one of the dweebs from the chess club.
>>15073817
"She Is Very Beautiful And I Love Her." -The man was later said to have said.

>> No.15073830

I read online that a Monster Wife requires a dose of semen three times a day. Is this true?

>> No.15073833

>>15073791
>I'm a little tempted to make a list of my own personal headcanon for my MG waifu's race

Oh, now I'm curious. What race? What sort of ideas?
A long shot, but do any of those ideas involve a planet?

>> No.15073839

>>15073830
Word of god is that the average monster girl has sex as often as humans have meals, so sorta.

Then you have the extreme cases like the fallen god's cult that take the whole sex all day every day thing quite literally.

>> No.15073840

>>15073669
Well it helps me from sexualizing Azmodan as a race of Seven Deadly Sins manipulating demons who drive men mad with shit.

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>>15073830
>three times a day
Are you trying to starve her?

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>>15073822
>>15073827
>they believe hellhounds lies

I feel sorry for you daughteru...
Its just a matter of time till she kills herself.

>> No.15073850

>>15073833

Kejourou. Their MGE profile only really went onto detail about their hair itself so I made up my own stuff as I went along.

>> No.15073852

>>15073830
Rather than require, they prefer it.

>> No.15073855

>>15073819
Yeah, I'm not buying that. Who in their right mind would want a Gazer to mess with their head and make them think that monoeyes are actually beautiful or that they are desirable mates?

>> No.15073857

>>15073847
Oh wait, you're that anti-Hellhound shitposter, aren't you? Shoo, shoo!

>> No.15073866

>>15073857
I doubt it. His posts were massed deleted yesterday, so it's likely he won't be around for a while, unless he evades.

>> No.15073867

>>15073827
>she tracked down and had her way with one of the dweebs from the chess club.

Oh please, like anyone would believe she didn't just beg him with tear filled puppy eyes to lie about being raped by her.

>> No.15073871

Your waifu is now playing a where she controls you, the main character.

What game is it and how desperately fast does she git gud to prevent you from experiencing the horror of death over and over due to her lack of skill?

>> No.15073873

>>15073867
Nah they saw her do it on the school security cameras.

And the guy totally had scarousal sweat on him. Hellhounds can smell that from a mile away.

>> No.15073874

>>15073871
>playing a where

?

>> No.15073875

>>15073871
playing a game*
Goddammit

>> No.15073878

How about a Demon cosplaying as Punished Snake for that deepest lore?

>> No.15073882

>>15073878
yeah, sure whatever

>> No.15073883

>>15073764
Oh godamn I knew I could count on someone who loves Gazer. Commission time...

>> No.15073885

>>15073878
Sounds good.

>> No.15073889

>>15073871
I'm not good at anything, so maybe a paranormal investigation game because I like that sort of thing.

>> No.15073896

Gazers are very cute and need to be protected and loved by everyone.

>> No.15073900
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>TFW no dapper Charon

>> No.15073901

>>15073896
can I have a kobold instead

>> No.15073904
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Would you teach a bicorn to love again after she was betrayed by her first husband?

>> No.15073905

>>15073896
Fact.

I want to play Gazer in a fighting game to see who is giving oral that night

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>>15073878
I already got a punished alp but okay

>> No.15073908

>>15073896
>>15073901
Yes, I want a Kobold too please.

>> No.15073909

>>15073896
All monstergirls are very cute and need to be protected and loved by everyone.

>> No.15073912

>>15073896
Entirely correct. Gazers are lovely monsters and should be treated well.

>> No.15073914

>>15073904
No because horsepussy is objectively shit.

>> No.15073920

>>15069982
>mfw I was the one that made that thread

It was immediately after amazon-hater kept spamming the previous thread, so to spite him I made the topic girl an Amazon (hence the "noble savage" edition).

>> No.15073924

>>15073904
Sure, with lots of patience and tender kindness.

>> No.15073929

>>15073914
ohboyherewego.tiff

>> No.15073930

>>15073901
>>15073908
Now now, keeping a Kobold is a lot of responsibility. I'm not sure you guys are prepared for that.

>> No.15073931

>>15073920
I remember that thread. Amazon hater got proven wrong hard.

>> No.15073933

I have not been hypnotized by a Gazer, and I still think they're cute and make great wives, and are the best at video games

>> No.15073935

>>15073904
No, you reap what you sow.

>> No.15073936

>>15073930
fuck you I'm an adult
I want a cute kobold to pet and play with all night

>> No.15073940

>>15073933
Other monster girls would contest the last two parts.

>> No.15073941

>>15073905
I hope you like munching Gazer rug.

>> No.15073942

>>15073904
Bicorn a shit

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>>15073933
Okay.

>> No.15073948

>>15073907
That alp is getting a creampie.

>> No.15073953

>>15073941
Front or back?

>> No.15073955

Fuck vampires, they are mean and crazy.

>> No.15073959

>>15073936
Kobolds are not all fun and games. They require active masters who can help them spend their copious amounts of energy every day.
Also attentive and patient ones. You'll have to watch out that your Kobold doesn't wander out bottomless in just a t-shirt, you have to help her wash to make sure her fur is properly maintained and endure the nightly howling whenever a full moon rolls around.

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>>15073955
Yes, I'd fuck a yandere Vampire.

>> No.15073963

>>15073955
Agreed. Fuck vampires after proper courting and marriage.

>> No.15073965

>>15073955
Fuck Kunoichis, they are s

>> No.15073967

>>15073965
Wurms have cooties.

>> No.15073970

>>15073959
you don't understand anon I want that I WANT THAT SO BAD

>> No.15073972

>>15073953
Yes. And if you loose spectacularly badly, enjoy having your face mounted and all of her eyes leering down at you as she gloats about her victory and enjoys the spoils.

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>>15073965
S?

>> No.15073975

>>15073961
>Yandere Vampire
>Many times older than you
>Probably watching for you before you were even born
>Actually its a given

thatsmyfetish.gif

>> No.15073976

>>15073955
That's how I like them

>> No.15073979

>>15073955
Vampires are scary, man. I'd rather keep my vital fluids inside of me.

>> No.15073981

>>15073972
What happens if she realizes I'm throwing?

>>15073973
Get that sow out of here!

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>>15073975

>> No.15073987

>>15073973
Sod off, robutt ninja.

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15073988

How have you lot and the thread faired these days? Certain computer problems force me to write and draw like some damned caveman, so I certainly won't be actually posting anything soon.

Not like you guys would have cared about my crappy stories about Not-Russians in Not-Siberia, a large behemoth of a man with adorable young MGss playing with his oversized coat, or a saucy and sprightly demon travel around places while annoying her travel companion/guide.

>> No.15073993

>>15073955
I had a nightmare where I drew a penis in a vampire's panties and she wore it without knowing. She then got mad and stabbed my elbow with a syringe, pumping my blood in and out, until the syringe broke with the tip still inside of me.

>> No.15073994

>>15073981
>throwing when she's trying to have a serious match

How rude. That would definitely earn a Gazer butt on your face until you learned your lesson. Or at least until she'd be done pouting and figured out how you could make it up to her.

>> No.15074000

>>15073982
I remember capping that eons ago.
>>15073988
>or a saucy and sprightly demon travel around places while annoying her travel companion/guide.
This interests me.

>> No.15074003

>>15073994
I'd totally wreck a Gazer at racing games while on a bet and never demand the spoils

>> No.15074004

>>15073994
>No angry lewd Gazer who hates that I never learn my lesson
>But doesn't mind sitting on my face

It hurts...

>> No.15074012

>>15073988
I have to make back up already, everyone is having problems with their rigs and it's scaring me.

>> No.15074014
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>>15074003
>Gazer gets her hopes up since you picked racing game: Drifting Boogaloo and you always win
>Expects to get her ass pounded into oblivion
>You tell her GGs and keep playing

Need more pouting Gazer

>> No.15074019

>>15074014
She'd better git gud then. I'm not gonna keep throwing games just so she can get the D.

>> No.15074024

>>15073929
Except the primary reasons why I say that is because the main vaginal canal is located in the back of the Centaur's barrel body attached to the woman. Demon Lord mamano mana or not, it's a little uncomfortable to just go back there and fuck horse pussy without height adjustments being made so you don't have to stand on a bucket.

I can see why people enjoy Centorea given out of all the girls in Darling's harem, she seems to be the most platonic/true romantic instead of trying to get into his pants all the time to mark her claim. The only other one is Rachnee in that regard, at least imo.

If you like horsepussy, that's all on you, but just remember that Centorea's human father literally dicked a vagina that may or may not have also had a giant horse cock in it, who knows.

>> No.15074027

>>15074014
I'd pick the slowest vehicle, set the game to maximum number of laps, at fastest speed, give her a 1 lap headstart, and still beat her since I know all the shortcuts, just for that extra smug.

no re

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>>15073994
Sounds totally worth it.

>> No.15074043

>>15074019
>>15074027
>Making her feel like shit for getting so dominated
>And then not dominating her in other ways

Truly wicked

>> No.15074047

>>15073970
I think it's you who still doesn't understand. Sharing your home with a Kobold is an enormous investment. Taking her running, playing with her, bathing her, getting interrupted when she gets hungry for affection and start fussing around and rubbing up to you. Sure, they usually grow to be helpful and reliable, delighting in being useful to their masters and definitely have a positive impact average mood, but you'd be tempted to spoil them because of this.
You have to establish strict boundaries otherwise it'll be Kobold all up in your business from dusk till dawn, not respecting when you want to kick back and relax and she just audaciously cozies up to you or flops down in your lap. And kiss goodbye to being the sole occupant of your bed at night if you let one of them sleep on it even once.

>> No.15074057

>>15074047
ok now your making sad...

>> No.15074060

>>15074043
As my final bet, if I win, she has to put down the vidya and go do something productive for the rest of the day.

Like exercising

>> No.15074065

>>15074028
What if gazer beat you fair and square, but you ended up topping her during sex?

>> No.15074066

>>15074060
Wow, that's too far man

>> No.15074070

>>15074060
You can't do that, that's evil. She'll go into maximum overpout when she gets back drenched in sweat and Gazer slime. Well, provided she could still muster the strength to pout.

>> No.15074077

>>15074070
Well too bad! If she spends anymore time inside she's going to get even paler and will get chubby and thick!

>> No.15074103

>>15074077
If you're going to be a bully about it she'll have to console herself with some ice cream. Probably while lecturing you that Gazers are meant to be pale by nature. And there is nothing unusual about a Gazer having thick thighs and a plush ass, she's perfectly normal, just a bit heavy set for her species..

>> No.15074110

>>15074066
>>15074070
Oh don't worry, her exercising won't involve anything too extreme. She can get in shape by getting her ass off the couch and cleaning her room, which should be enough to make her too tired for vidya for the rest of the day

After she's done, I'll escort her over to the bathroom so she can get rid of all the sweat and gazer slime so she won't drop on the ground along the way due to exhaustion.

Then, I'll princess carry her over to bed and tuck her in, as I'm sure she'd be too tired to object. That dark bag under her eye has to go.

Finally, I'll leave her room and continue developing my master plan to prevent her from falling into a dangerously unhealthy lifestyle

I hope she's ready for tomorrow's bet.

>> No.15074115

>>15074000
Would you still be interested once you know the companion she annoys is a Succubus with a bladed tale? And that the pert one can be best described as a chocolate fiend?

Hell, one idea I had for an event would involve basically:
>MC is looking for idiot man's idiot daughter
>Sets up one of those cheesy box traps with chocolate as bait
>After a bit he catches something
>Opens box and sees a white haired demongirl, casually eating the chocolate with a cheeky grin

>>15074012
At least you didn't lose a bunch of porn and games that had huge sentimental value.

>> No.15074116

>>15074115
>Opens box and sees a white haired demongirl, casually eating the chocolate with a cheeky grin

He caught Druella?

>> No.15074117

Okay, not gazerfag but a gazer-appreciator here. I've gotta say, the gazer has grown on me. Haughty teasing personality that grows toward affection and legit love, tentacles and mofumofu, monoeye PLUS multieye, semi-shapeshifting Rorschach-style inkyskin, PSYCHIC BEEEEEAMS magic, and an overall beautiful bod...
Why do they have to be so great?

>> No.15074120

I want to slowly and sensually like the slime off a gazer while she's trying to focus on a match!

>> No.15074123

>>15074117
You kind of just summed up why. Or at least all of that plays into why I love them.

>> No.15074132

>>15074115
>Opens box and sees a white haired demongirl, casually eating the chocolate with a cheeky grin
At least he'd know what to do for easy blowjobs.

>> No.15074138

>>15074120
>not gently combing your fingers through the Gazer fluff when she's trying to focus

>> No.15074144

>>15074117
I know, right. I wouldn't say they're in my top five, but I do think their design as a monstergirl is one of the best KC's done.

>> No.15074146

>>15074115
>Opens box and sees a white haired demongirl, casually eating the chocolate with a cheeky grin
Is she short and busty?

>> No.15074151

>>15074138
How sensitive would a Gazer's stalkmofu be?

>> No.15074152

I need yandere

>> No.15074156

>>15074138
What if I do that while licking her and stroking her eyestalks? What will she do if she loses because of me?

>> No.15074159

>>15074152
I could go back and find all those yandere stories I linked in the a thread and add a few more.

>> No.15074162

>>15074159
Where?

>> No.15074164

>>15074162
I'll just copy and paste them, gimme a sec.
I'll also add another to that list as well.

>> No.15074167

>>15074152
>tfw no yandere Cursed Sword who keeps us pinned together whenever she's able

>> No.15074168

>>15074152
I actually need mayadere

>> No.15074178

>>15074156
That's a good way to loose your Gazer hole privileges for the rest of the day. Only Gazer-slime lubed intercrural and paizuri to teach you not to mess with her when she's trying to concentrate.

>> No.15074184
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>>15074162
>>15074164
http://pastebin.com/u/Yananon
http://pastebin.com/60TjbuX8
http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy
http://pastebin.com/uP0JcVYW
http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4
http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1
http://pastebin.com/5mWaEnFL
http://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW
http://pastebin.com/H5NBa1AG
These, and the most recent two being >>15070437 , and >>15072820

Have fun.

>> No.15074192

>>15074151
It's not their main feature, but I reckon sensitive enough to be very distracting if you kept playing with it. Like, the gazer tensing up and biting back a yelp when you start and then gradually starting to curl forward shaking and holding the controller in a vice like grip as she'd try to keep her attention on the game if you kept at it level of sensitive.

>> No.15074197

>>15074184
Not the guy who asked, but thanks for the links.

>> No.15074207

>>15074184
Wow that's a lot. If you read all of that, any suggestion which ones I should start with?

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>>15074197
No problem, just spreading the love.
>>15074207
Personally, I recommend you start with Penywise's Orphan even though it hasn't been updated in a little while. Hetzer's Beyond The Cage features a yandere Werewolf, but it hasn't been updated in a looong time.

For one-shots and greentexts, I recommend you gander through those on your own accord.

>> No.15074224

>>15074178
>Only Gazer-slime lubed intercrural and paizuri
This is a punishment?

>> No.15074225

>>15074222
For the one-shots and greentexts*

>> No.15074232

>>15074222
To be fair a few of those aren't even yandere

>> No.15074244

>>15074116
Naw, man. Then again, it is hard to make a Lilim type of character at all without doing at least 7 unoriginal characteristics.
Which is why she's "technically" an upgrade of sorts of something that was born here during 'Wock hour.

Aside from that, I now have a myriad of ideas for characters, both small and important, and what the cast will be doing.
Of course, what I have planned for villains would probably be seen as crappy, outside of the one Alpy boy gushing about violently over a Black Dragon being in the mix.

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15074249

Are you brave evough to try and tame the Dragon Horse?

>> No.15074255

>>15074224
Well, I mean, no proper Gazer fucking for day. That should be punishment enough.

>> No.15074267

>>15074232
I try.

>> No.15074269

>>15074249
I'd eat her butter.

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>>15073598
>tfw I used to fall asleep next to my game boy while in lavender town

Lavender Town is the best music in Pokemon.

Not MG related topic so post spooky waifus!

>> No.15074278

>>15074273
Slendergirl is cute. Slendergirl is always cute. I want to tell Slendergirl how cute she is, how can I achieve that?

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>>15074273

>> No.15074283

>>15074281
I certainly wouldn't mind those spooky cowtits.

>> No.15074285

>>15074273
I wish to kiss slender girl where her lips are, saying that she has a very beautiful face and the cutest blush I've ever seem

>> No.15074287

>>15074269
I'm not really sure how to interpret that, so I'll just go with 'LEWD!'

>> No.15074298

>>15074267
Well, that's all we can ask of you bro.

>> No.15074302

>>15074249
Sure, it's in my routine to go hunting for elder dragons.

>> No.15074311

>>15074244
>Then again, it is hard to make a Lilim type of character at all without doing at least 7 unoriginal characteristics
Ya see, this is why i always say Lilims are ABSOLUTE GARBAGE.

>> No.15074321

>>15074278
Wander around the forest and wait for her spooky cries of "Ara ara~"

>> No.15074326

>>15070142

>cum in her hair

Her scalp is sensitive as a result so maybe if you came on there you'd get a much different result than usual.

Also having her hair tangle with yours.

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>> No.15074340

>>15074244
>Worrying about being original
>With Lilims
These are the things only weenies care about. Mari and Ilassa are unique enough as it is and all they really did was change the horns and clothing.

>> No.15074349

I want to spook a monster girl and then laugh when she's spooked!

>> No.15074351
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>>15074327
Is that Hera from PAD?

>> No.15074355

>>15073549

>Kejourou with cow horns and tail and being able to feed you warm, silky breast milk

that does sound nice.

Would she have hooves though?

>> No.15074361

>>15074355
> Kowjourou breastfeeds you
> end up with a mouth full of tit hair

>> No.15074364

Would it possible for me to make a monstergirl mad enough to kill me?

>> No.15074366

>>15074321
I have a terrible sense of direction, so I can't go too far into the woods. I guess I'll just leave her a note on a tree somewhere.

>> No.15074373

>>15074364
Regardless of what KC says, I'm fairly certain that with a threat to their lives or their family's lives (Especially that of their daughters), a monster will kill someone yes. I don't particularly care for this whole schtick of Ares making it so nobody dies in combat when Ares never governed death at all in Greek Mythologies, that was the Fates and Thanatos.

>> No.15074374

I love her so much, I would give my life for her!

>> No.15074377

>>15074374
No, you don't.

>> No.15074394

>>15074361

>Kowjourou

That got a chuckle out of me

>> No.15074418

>>15074373
What would happen if an Order hero who used to sword monsters and monster symphatizers without mercy would later find forbidden love with a salamander or something, and after they got together, monsters whose parents or children were killed came to seek vengeance? Whose side would the past paladin's waifu take?

>> No.15074427

>>15074418
It would be the old western line.

"You got the right to fight me. And I got the right to defend me and mine."

>> No.15074433

>>15074418
Morals just fuck up the whole situation, violence is really simple, you kill the menacing stranger and protect the likeable familiar, in case of any breaking of this scenario then you should look out only for yourself.

>> No.15074443

I want to tell a Kunoichi that there is no point in hiding.

>> No.15074447

>>15074443
Your bad puns will defeat her easier than your own perception ever will.

>> No.15074470

Dead.

>> No.15074472

>>15074470
Like my boner.

>> No.15074473

>>15074470

Such is the way of things

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Milk

>> No.15074496

>>15074489
What about it and should I trust monster girls who wish to offer it to me, is it their way of asking me out on a date?

>> No.15074501

>>15074489
I'd rather drink it straight from the tap.

>> No.15074502

>>15074496
Milk will turn you into a big boy.

>> No.15074505

>>15074489
Wait whos getting milked? Me or her?Because i like both.

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>> No.15074508

>>15074470
Yeah, but the shitposting's gone down too. This thread might end without a shitstorm for once.

>> No.15074511

>>15074505
Both

At the same time

>> No.15074514

>>15074502
But I'm already a big boy, in fact I'm a adult. I suppose instead she offers me milk as a way to break the ice and show her love towards me when she ask me out shyly on a date?

>> No.15074519
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15074519

Hope you enjoy your new life anon.

>> No.15074522

>>15074489
She looks like she could use a hand.

>>15074496
If they're out to trick you, at least you get something instead of them taking something.

>> No.15074523

>>15074514
Yeah, sure. Let's go with that. Just take the milk.

>> No.15074524

>>15074519

>implying a Pharaoh would want a lowly peasant like me

>> No.15074526

>>15074519
Wow, she must be desperate.
I certainly wouldn't question her decision, though.

>> No.15074535

>>15074522
True, they take something from me I take something from them in return

>>15074523
Hey just making sure I can trust her, I don't want to end up learning the hard way my milk was spiked and my trust taken advantage of as my trust is important and earning it is an important step for any monster girl who wishes to date me.

>> No.15074538

>>15074519
>wanting a 5 ft 7 broke college student with average grades, no connections nor talents other than trying to talk and appear like a fun, good person

>> No.15074539

>>15074524
>>15074526
But what is she doesn't want some snooty blueblood and just wants somebody more humble and grounded?

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>>15074524
The Pharaoh doesn't really mind peasants as long as you provide her high quality essence.

>> No.15074549

>>15074545
Sweet jaysus look at dat

>> No.15074550

>>15074539
Well, I would certainly be flattered, in the middle of being terrified.

>> No.15074556

>>15074550
It's just some high class aggressive seduction.

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>> No.15074559

>>15074545

>as long as you provide her high quality essence.

But I don't have that.

>>15074539

Then it's time to awkward stammer and leave

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>>15074524
>>15074526
>>15074545
Maybe you shouldn't have opened her tomb up and got caught like a rank amateur then?

Meanwhile I'll be fleeing from a giant ball of Anubis Panties that could crush me and the local natives in order to escape.

>> No.15074562

>>15074545
I want my pharoah to have long drills and to 'OHOHOHO!' when she laughs!

>> No.15074566

>>15074561
>Just finished watching an Indy film
>Suddenly, this
Hmmm

>> No.15074568

>>15074559
>don't have that
Well now, she'll have no choice but to force you as her workhorse slave, with lots of whipping to keep you in check.

>> No.15074571

>>15074561
>implying a pharaoh would husbando a thief
This is what khepri pits are for.

>> No.15074572

>>15074568

Time to escape and help the Apophis!

>> No.15074576

>>15074571
Luckily that isn't what I implied.

>> No.15074580

>>15074572
Ew. She's bad news.

>> No.15074581

>>15074576
Well that's what the original image implied. >>15074519

>> No.15074583

>>15074519
Oh i will. There's cuddles right? Something in between the rapes right?..... right?

>> No.15074585

>>15074556
Well, whatever floats her boat. Much loving and filling her up with energy will be had after the initial scare.

>> No.15074614
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I want the Pharaoh to wake me up every morning with 69 paizuri. And cuddles.

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>>15074614
I want the Pharoah to wake me up with snake blowjobs.

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>>15074614
Just make sure she follows through

>> No.15074644

>>15074636
I would happily take a flat fish!
I'd take them tall, I'd take them small, and I'd take them if they were thick or thin!

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>>15074640
I'll try to. She would be the one that would kinda have control of the situation though. Me being the massive sub I am.

>> No.15074653

>>15074636
Don't worry Sahuagin! Just give me more time to learn to git gud at drawing! I got to the point where my 30 sec sketches look like humans instead of some weird alien creatures.

>> No.15074659

>>15074651
Aren't we all massive subs and cuddlesluts?

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>>15074659
I dunno. There are a lot of doms in this thread. I also want a dragon to have rough sex with me in the amazon position.

>> No.15074664

>>15074651
I normal dislike human feet, as I find talons and paws way more enticing.

This is one of the rare exceptions.

>> No.15074669

>>15074662
Whenever I see dragon with huge tits like this I always want Glacies with big soft ones too.

>> No.15074672

>>15074653
>I got to the point where my 30 sec sketches look like humans instead of some weird alien creatures.

Lucky. I'm not even close to that point.

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Time for lunch.

>> No.15074685 [SPOILER] 
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What do you guys think of my living armor OC?

>> No.15074692

>>15074685
Sluttiness 0/10, A++ would waifu

>> No.15074703

>>15074662
And i want to be claimed as a part of her hoard followed by rape and cuddles. But we cant have everything can we.

>> No.15074707

>>15074703
Yes. Yes we can.

>> No.15074726

>>15074685

No Patreon logo?

>> No.15074736

I want to kuddle a kuu minotaur!

>> No.15074745

I want to fall asleep in the loving embrace of my snek wife. I want to get nice and snug in her coils.

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>already going over-budget for this month
>now need to take the dog to the dentist
I'm sick of the real world. What's the comfiest escapist fic we have?

>> No.15074794

>>15074751
>I'm sick of the real world
I have another three holocaust books to read. At this point, I'd almost be willing to cuddle an Alp if it meant something warm to hold.

>> No.15074798

>>15074794
>cuddle an Alp
Funny you should mention that.

>> No.15074821

>>15074798
>Funny
Is it?

>> No.15074823

>>15074821
Yes, very.

>> No.15074827

>>15073965
Oh I get it. Those dastardly kunoichis ha

>> No.15074833

>>15074751
hap and leonard

>> No.15074842

>>15074833
that's no comfy monstergirl story, anon

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It's dark outside. Hello darkness, my old friend. I guess it's another night of fantasizing about my harem and pot. Fuck my life.

>> No.15074895

>>15074883
Why are you fantasizing about pots?

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>>15074672
You know when I said that, I thought I might actually have some skill to be able to draw from my head?

I was wrong, so very wrong.

>> No.15074910

>>15074895
He's really into Alarunes.

>> No.15074916

>>15074905
You just keep at it, it'll get better before you know it.

>> No.15074918

>>15074910
But only the lolis have pots for them!

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>>15074910
>>15074895
>>15074918
.................

>> No.15074980

>>15074507
I want a cute flowkelp to hold tightly as we lounge on the beach

>> No.15074984

>>15074922
go away, worst girl

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>>15074984
Don't talk bad about Lilims. They are very cultured and intelligent. And horny. Very horny.

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>>15074987
>They are very cultured and intelligent.
Please.

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>>15074997
Don't be insulting my waifu anon. I'll have to politely tell you to stop if you continue.

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15075027

>>15075002
>That fucking hat
Your waifu deserves more than an insult on the internet for wearing that shit.

>> No.15075030
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>>15075027
What are you? Some sort of Bernie supporter?

>> No.15075038
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15075038

What's it like to have a real family?

>> No.15075041

>>15075002
>Made in China tm

>> No.15075049

>>15075038
I don't want to be around them. I feel like I can't be myself around my own folks. Can't laugh or I get seen as this retard, can't stay at home for too long or everyone gets cranky. Can't even do electronics without people saying I don't give enough attention and time. Even tv is hell cause they have the shittiest of tastes.

>> No.15075057

>>15075049
I didn't mean your parents, I know what it's like to have parents.

>> No.15075080

>>15075057
Fine here's the better version. People talk to each other and are honest when they make mistakes. People don't feel like the repercussions are scarier than the actual punishment. Social gatherings are fun and everyone respects each other's times.

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>>15075080
None of this makes me feel better about my shitty life.

>> No.15075100

>>15073409
D
D
D
Tie it up and sell it to one of the perverts in town to support my new family

>> No.15075127
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15075127

The Future is coming. Embrace?
Yes []
No []

>> No.15075131

>>15075127
No [X]

>> No.15075137

>>15075131
Install Cuddle Enhancers?

>> No.15075139

>>15075137
That’s possible?

Alright I would pick ‘yes’ then.

>> No.15075144

>>15075139
Many things are possible in The Future.

>> No.15075146

>>15074659
See >>15069982
I'd make a baseless guess and say 70% of the thread falls into #3 and/or #4. I'm a little of both myself.

>> No.15075151

>>15074736
You can't kuddle anything other than a Kraken or a kuddlefish.

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>>15075146
I personally am a total sub, that's why I want to be owned by a nice, monstrous mistress.

>> No.15075155

>>15074751
>take the dog to the dentist
You mean the vet? Is there actually a dog dentist?

>> No.15075158

>>15075151
I'm going to and nothing you can say will stop me!

>> No.15075162

>>15075155
Dentists are doctors too, why wouldn't a dog dentist be a vet?

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>>15075146
I'm Mostly #4 but is ok with being #3.
And considering who this thread is, I would say that you are right that a big part of this thread is equal or switch.

>> No.15075173

>>15075162
Dentists are doctors specialized in dentistry. 'Are there vets that actually specialize in dentistry?' is what I'm asking. It seems pointless, at least for most common pets, since they don't live very long and barring some kind of injury their teeth would easily outlive them, unlike humans.

>> No.15075183
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15075183

Does anyone have the Druella image set .less did?

>> No.15075184

>>15075183
The one with them on a date? Give me a sec.

>> No.15075188

>>15075183
http://imgur.com/a/FFCMd

>> No.15075189
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>>15075183
>>15075184
And here you go. One set of doki-doki Deruella
http://imgur.com/a/oS90b

>> No.15075192

>>15075188
>>15075184
>>15075189

Thanks man, Im missing that from the druella folder

>> No.15075197

>>15075188
>>15075189
So bloody adorable. I just want to hug her!

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15075199

>>15075188
>>15075189
Do you guys in any chance have the finished version of this?

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>>15075197
Would you princess carry her home for non-sexual cuddles?
God damn, can you imagine how hard she'd ride you after a day of being all lovey-dovey with her like that?

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>>15075199
I didn't even know that was getting colored. All I have is the linework pic

>> No.15075206

>>15075199
Nope, didn't even have this one.

>> No.15075208

>>15075202
JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE TAIL ON THAT ARCH ALP!

>> No.15075212

>>15075202
>Would you princess carry her home for non-sexual cuddles?
Of Course I would!
But I imagine that after a while it would turn into cuddle-fucking. The best kind of cuddling.

>> No.15075216

>>15075208
That's not an arch alp, arch alps wouldn't be so tryhard with fucking eyes everywhere.

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15075218

>>15075205
.less deletes alot of the stuff he does for some reason. Good thing I saved most of his stuff before he deleted his galleries.

>> No.15075220

>>15075216
>fucking eyes everywhere
What?

>> No.15075223

>>15075220
He means her red-eye-like jewelry.

>> No.15075227

>>15075220
Open your eyes and look at Druella's design for once.

>> No.15075229

>>15075218
Ah, what a great family photo
Mari Marr
A faggot
And an angel slut

It'd look good over the fireplace

>> No.15075253

>>15075229
C'mon, nothing wrong with two drawfags doing bullshit together. It's not like Less or Mari are spamming these here or anywhere.

>> No.15075264
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15075264

You wouldn't 'sleepbomb' a sweet girl like her, would you? Wouldn't you want her to be awake to enjoy it?

>> No.15075267

I want to make an extremely misleading post on Craigslist that ends in the police visiting me.
>"Looking for 2 or more children, any species. Do not need to be from the same mother."
>Police pay me a visit, a Werewolf and her Raiju partner
>I explain that I want to father children and apologize for any misunderstandings
One thing will lead to another and it'll end with taking responsibility.

>> No.15075270

>>15075267
Raiju pups? must be a real handful to raise.

>> No.15075271

>>15075267
>But anon, we ARE children from different mothers!

>> No.15075273

>>15075267
Nigga you'd be swarmed by the Sabbath on step one.

>> No.15075278

>>15075270
Do you stop them putting batteries in their mouths or just roll with it?

>> No.15075279

>>15075264
If she ran away after that, would she come back the day after wanting more?

>> No.15075284

>>15075278
Yes, that's a fucking choking hazard. And even if they swallow it, that won't do anything good in their stomach and it's a trip to the hospital.
Besides, I can literally recharge them with head pats.

>> No.15075285

>>15075279
>Out doing some shopping
>Aisle in front of you explodes
>Deviljho girl climbs over the rubble
>She's drooling from both ends
>'Ready for another hunt, Anon?'

>> No.15075294

>>15075253
I didn't mean it in a bad way
I was just commenting on how it looks like a family photo

>> No.15075324

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please educate your imotou on the dangers of potion abuse.

She doesn't want to end up with the puffiest vulva and a constant drip because she took too many aphrodisiacs does she?

>> No.15075330

>>15075324
>constantly dripping vag

That legitimately sounds disgusting like a person who can't stop drooling.

>> No.15075331
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15075331

>You smirk
>"Look, it is NOT funny. My sight is good, mask or not, my magic vision is better than how most people see normally."
>You stiffle a laugh
>"Ornamental cactus? This has to stop, it's not funny. It was ONE time, ONE!"
>YOu keep laughing
>"Stop, I'll show you" She points at you "There's the ornamental cactus" she turns and point's again, this time at the lamp "And you're right there!"

>> No.15075332

>>15075331
Oh man. If I fail to stifle my giggles, will she remove her goggles?

>> No.15075339

>>15070168
I'll take the case.

Give me an MG.

>> No.15075348

>>15075339
Hine-zumi.
AKA fire rat
AKA fire crotch

>> No.15075349

>>15075339
Poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

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>>15075264
>>15075285

>> No.15075384

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5jMr0Spmfk

MG fighting game win?

>> No.15075402

>>15075384
When you make it.

>> No.15075431

I want to be the assistant of a proud, but slightly dumb Apophis mastermind who tries time and again to foil the Pharaoh's everyday life, but always failing comically like a sunday morning cartoon villain, and also be her moral support for when she's feeling sad that her evil plans never work.

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>>15075431
>slightly dumb
Doesn't seem like the right word. I know what you're going for, but the word just seems too strong.

>> No.15075452
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15075452

Look at that booty, show me the booty
Give me the booty, I want the the booty
Back up the booty, I need the booty
I like the booty, oh what a booty

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15075462

United We Stand. Divided We Fall.

>> No.15075469

>>15075462
I bet that these girls hate tile floors.

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>>15075462
If a Monster Girl asked me to fall to my knees, I would.

>> No.15075482

>>15075462
United we cum, divided we worry she's going to have another episode like that time she drove two hours to stab my boss in the thigh.

>> No.15075494

>>15075462
Come on now people let's get on the ball

>> No.15075500

>>15075494
What's the point of it all, when you're building a wall?

>> No.15075501

>>15075462
Not of my favorite songs from TSH

>> No.15075503
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>>15075501
I was making a Civil War reference though.

>> No.15075504

>>15075462
wtf is the ignis doing?

>> No.15075505
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15075505

I wanna change the world with a Hellhound

https://youtu.be/epOf2RLqLdw

>> No.15075506

>>15075504
She's stuck to a Sticky Mushroom.

>> No.15075508

>>15075503
>Civil War with monster girls
Ah, the Battle of Gettysburg.
The single largest orgy on American soil.

>> No.15075511

>>15075508
No Shirou, I meant the superhero movie where Captain Lescatie and Living Armour Man duke it out.

>> No.15075515
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DORAGON!!

>> No.15075519

>>15075515
MINE

>> No.15075520

>>15072636
...Is the inside of her pussy going to be spiny too?

>> No.15075525

>>15075218
It's artistic pride.

Chances are if you asked just about any artist, they will look back on their older stuff with scorn and disdain. Thus, they don't want it spread around if they can help it.

Really makes me regret not saving this one real nice WIP that .less did for me at one point...final product turned out completely different, and I foolishly neglected to save the earlier WIP that I still rather liked...

>> No.15075528

How would monstergirls react if we told them that, from a logical point of view, people who are single are generally happier than couples nowadays?

>> No.15075530

>>15075501
>TSH
>Not canned heat

>> No.15075535

>>15075528
They would get drunk, cry about the wickedness of the hearts of human women, and then set out to fix things.

>> No.15075541

>>15075535
>set out to fix things
I, for one, welcome our new monster girl overlords.

>> No.15075543

>>15075528
Laugh and say of course human women make men unhappy.

>> No.15075544
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>>15075541
Now you jush lishen 'ere, boy! You, you'sh cute! Sho'ss why'sh you gotta be like that foo? Panshh off!

>> No.15075545

>>15075530
>canned heat
Eh?

>> No.15075547

>>15075511
>You'll never be Shirou
>You'll never have 10/10's lining up to suck your dick
>You'll never play your cards right and get a 3p end with Rin and Luvia

>> No.15075548

>>15075547
>Rin and Luvia
Illya and Luvia if anything, fuck Rin.

>> No.15075549

>>15075547
You mean making sweet love to that fine Finnish fanny while Tohsaka is locked in a chastity belt and made to film it?
Rider is better than any of them anyway.

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>>15075544
Drunk Monster Girls are the cutest.

>> No.15075551

Out of sheer curiosity, do you get burned from hinezumi? Or are you kept safe from immolation because of MAMONOMANA?

>> No.15075553

>>15075547
>Not Medea
>Not wanting a mayadere waifu

>> No.15075555

>>15075550
But booze smells really, really bad. I'd rather kiss an Oomukade that just ate an entire garlic baguette.

>> No.15075556

>>15075551
Vaguely remember any of the fire MGs only cause burning in your pants.

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>>15075555
You smell really, really bad.

>> No.15075558

>>15075515
Can't wait for the coloured version.

>> No.15075562

>>15075557
At least I can touch my finger to my nose.

>> No.15075581
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>>15075556
Figured it'd be something like that.

Have some best mouse

>> No.15075587

>>15075581
Your Kung Fu strong, but you rack a disciprine!

>> No.15075588

>>15075544
But I'm not cute! Your judgement is impaired!

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>>15075588
You'sh gonna, jushh, shush! Tongue inna, lick and, you jushh do it!

>> No.15075597

>>15075581
Season 2 never. ;_:

>> No.15075607

>>15075592
I want big fat drunk oni thighs

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>>15075607
Uh-oh! It's the morning after and she can't find any other clothes than these! What the hell did you get up to last night?

>> No.15075617

>>15075615
I put them in the wash with red clothes and accidentally turned all the clothes purple so I hid them out of shame

>> No.15075618

>>15075617
That doesn't explain the collar and ears.

>> No.15075619

>>15075618
They were a gift

>> No.15075620

>>15075615
Break into a cowshed and have rough, drunken sex on the floor while all the Holsts watched.

>> No.15075621

>>15075620
>lusty holsts mooing all night while schlicking furiously to the sight of your wild ride

>> No.15075623
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wow, a cutie!

>> No.15075625
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>>15075623
Tsuyu or Mucus Toad?

>> No.15075626

>>15075625
>Abomination or Cute Girl.

There never was a choice anon.

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>>15075623
Made for slippery paizuri and hotdogging.

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>>15075625
Mina is cuter.
And thicker.

>> No.15075655
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15075655

Wiggly-wormy detected.

>> No.15075661

>>15075655
Does finjobs even exist?

>> No.15075662

>>15075661
Sure. It's about as effective as a Magikarp flailing at your dick.

>> No.15075667

>>15075662
hot

>> No.15075670

>>15075661
yes, I've seen a bunch of them

>> No.15075689

>>15075655
Excuse me, ma'am. You're standing in the way of my boat, would you kindly swim a little tad bit to the side? I have a daily fishing quota to fill.

>> No.15075691

>>15075655
I'm still not sure why I like mermaids so much.

>> No.15075717

>>15075691
They're pretty. And slippery.

>> No.15075718

>>15075515
SEKUSU!

>> No.15075723

>>15075691
They're pretty good, especially the ones that tow the line of creepy like that one

Like that mute girl from the mangaka that did Karin

>> No.15075758
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15075758

>"Anon, have you finished your quarterly report?"

>> No.15075762

>>15075758
No ma'am. I have finished fapping into your stockings though, want them back now?

>> No.15075763

Can someone recommend me some buttslut writefaggotry? I've already seen the Kejourou and Scylla ones.

>> No.15075772

>>15075763
http://pastebin.com/KnNYwMxD

>> No.15075787

>>15075723
>especially the ones that tow the line of creepy like that one
True

>> No.15075811

>>15075772
Thanks.

>> No.15075812

>>15075758
I want to cum in boss Alp's coffee without telling her.

>> No.15075815

>>15075762
>>15075812
You guys are horrible office workers

>> No.15075816

>>15075812
She can tell.

>> No.15075821

>>15075811
No problemo.

>> No.15075823

>>15075815
Office workers? I'm just here to change the light bulbs.

>> No.15075827

>>15075515
If I eat a piece of meat that was cooked using a dragon's fire breath, does it count as a indirect kiss?

>> No.15075831

>>15075815
That's why I'm unemployed, it's her fault for thinking I work there.

>> No.15075835

>>15075827
Good question, this actually confused me.

>> No.15075867

>>15075127
Olympia's a qt.

>> No.15075869

>>15075831
>her
How progressive of you.

>> No.15075870

>>15075869
Better than the SJW-pandering him/her bullshit Alpanon used.

>> No.15075872

>>15075655
I can't see a mermaid without thinking of that fucking egg laying doujin anymore

>> No.15075882

>>15075816
>still drinks her coffee every morning
lewd

>> No.15075883

>>15075869
If it's cute, 2d and transformed by magic then it's a girl to me.

If it's 3d it's just a guy with a mental illness.

>> No.15075884

>>15075867
Reminder that Olympia did nothing wrong.

>> No.15075887

>>15075869
Zer.

>> No.15075890

>>15075887
Thon.

>> No.15075894

>>15075883
Pretty much this

>> No.15075895

>>15075812
She's going to like it and say however you're making that coffee to do it that way from now on

Take responsibility.

>> No.15075898

>>15075890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahA9S-f2Vlg

>> No.15075904

>>15075758
No, steve, not yet. Leave me alone, I'm busy.

>> No.15075905

>>15075904
>Steve
>not Stella
RUDE!

>> No.15075912

>>15075758
I'm going to give her a tailrub after a long day of work.

>> No.15075919

>>15075905
>name plaque still reads Steve
>ID says steve
>Says her name is Steve
I think it's Steve.

>> No.15075922

>>15075919
Wait a minute. Is this THAT Steve? Rewarded as a traitor deserves?

>> No.15075932

>>15075922
No, this is Steve the manager not Steve the traitor.
She's never even seen the sea.

>> No.15075935

>>15075922
>Rewarded as a traitor deserves?
With a loving waifu for his services?

>> No.15075941

>>15075935
He's already got a Lilim canonically.

>> No.15075982

Fucking Alps man! i am so angry that my dick is boiling right now!

>> No.15075985

>>15075982
Don't worry anon, I'll let you use my mouth to cool it off~

>> No.15075988

>>15075982
I think you ought to get that boiling dick checked out. By an alp doctor.

>> No.15075992

>>15075982
I'll get a cool towel

>> No.15075996

>>15075992
*marry a yuki-onna

>> No.15076012

>>15075835
I bet she would be emberassed if I told her the food she cooked with her breath tates 100 times better than when she cooks with normal means.

>> No.15076035 [DELETED] 

I'm going to run up to random monster girls in the street and ask them what their favorite touhou is

>> No.15076052 [DELETED] 

>>15076035
I bet Wurms like Cirno.

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>>15076035
what if that Monstergirl IS a 2hu?

>> No.15076061 [DELETED] 

>>15076057
Touhous aren't monstegirls, they are enemies that happen to be both monsters and girls.

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>>15076061
Nobody cares about your arbitrary rules.

>> No.15076069 [DELETED] 

>>15076066
Anyone that doesn't want to get eaten by them does.

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>>15076061
Look at how cute she is though anon

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>>15076069
The Scarlets can feed from me all they want.

>> No.15076078 [DELETED] 

>>15076069
touhous eat people?

>> No.15076081 [DELETED] 

>>15076077
You might wanna delete that.

>> No.15076083

>2hu posters
How about you go to any of the other 30+ threads?

>> No.15076085 [DELETED] 

>>15076074
It's a trap.

>>15076078
Youkai love the taste of human, and outsiders are fair game.
They also arrange human hunting parties.

>> No.15076087 [DELETED] 

>>15076057
>posting that artist
Why? You do know he's blacklisted here?

>> No.15076088 [DELETED] 

>>15076083
This is the monstergirl thread anon, and they're posting monstergirl 2hus

>> No.15076094 [DELETED] 

>>15076078
Yes, they'd love to "eat" you.

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>>15076085
yea, the kind of trap i like

>> No.15076105 [DELETED] 

>>15076083
Agreed, the board's flooded by 2hu image dumps without making this into one too.

>> No.15076107 [DELETED] 

>>15076088
Yeah, because this boards needs even more of that.

>> No.15076108 [DELETED] 

>>15076104
But she eats you, and you don't even get t touch fluffy tail.

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>>15076105

>> No.15076111 [DELETED] 

>>15076104
This image is incredibly lewd, but I'm not 100% sure why.

>> No.15076112 [DELETED] 

>>15076104
What does a yandere Kitsune do to you when she traps you in her mofu cage?

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>>15076111
>>15076112
She makes you feel good

>> No.15076118 [DELETED] 

>>15076115
see
>>15076087
Please stop.

>> No.15076121 [DELETED] 

>>15076112
Mofus you until you nothing more than her mofuslut

>> No.15076122 [DELETED] 

>>15076118
>>15076087
Why is it blacklisted

>> No.15076124 [DELETED] 

>>15076122
Not him, but the artist draws furry futa stuff.

>> No.15076126 [DELETED] 

>>15076115
I don't know, Reimu doesn't look so happy there. And why are her veins showing?
Are you sure she'd not being absorbed by the mofu?

>> No.15076130 [DELETED] 

>>15076122
Knowing this thread, probably because the artist drew futa or yuri at some point.

>> No.15076132 [DELETED] 

>>15076122
They mostly draw gay anal shit and bestiality

>> No.15076135 [DELETED] 

>>15076124
>>15076132
>>15076130

So?

Less draws futa and monsterboy shit and we don't mind his stuff as long as it's cute monstergirls

>> No.15076138 [DELETED] 

>>15076122
It's not, he's just joking with you.

>> No.15076139 [DELETED] 

>>15076124
>>15076130
>>15076132
So he's like .less huh

>> No.15076140 [DELETED] 

>>15076122
Futa and bestiality
Also never actually drawing proper sex, always just tailjobs and shit going up men's asses

>> No.15076142 [DELETED] 

>>15076135
>>15076139
Fuck off .less

>> No.15076146 [DELETED] 

>>15076135
>we don't mind his stuff as long as it's cute monstergirls
Speak for yourself, .less is literal human garbage.

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>>15076140
There's literally nothing wrong with ass stuff

>> No.15076148 [DELETED] 

>>15076132
>>15076140
Neither of which are in the pictures that have been posted so far you fucking autists.

>> No.15076149 [DELETED] 

>>15076135
>we

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>>15076130
If we blacklisted every artist who drew yuri, half our commissioned pictures wouldn't exist.

I think it's just one Anon being a joker. I pray no one here is genuinely that autistic.

>> No.15076152 [DELETED] 

>>15076147
Fuck you for having just ruined lamias for me.

>> No.15076155 [DELETED] 

>>15076147
This better be bait son.

>> No.15076156 [DELETED] 

>>15076147
Jesus, that's hot. That's like the height of intimacy right there.

>> No.15076158

>>15075982
Somebody get this hothead outta here.

>> No.15076160 [DELETED] 

>>15076147
That's subjective.
However, it's objective that it and similar weird fetish shit isn't allowed here. /d/ is the board you're looking for. These threads are vanilla only.

>> No.15076162 [DELETED] 

>>15076152
You underestimate the amount of autism you can summon from this thread by having anything relate even remotely to futa, yuri, or monsterboys.

>> No.15076165 [DELETED] 

>>15076152
Stop being such a drama queen. One image can't ruin a monstergirl for you.

>> No.15076166 [DELETED] 

>>15076156
Why did you reply to yourself?

>> No.15076167 [DELETED] 

>>15076156
Why do people consider lamia hugs especially intimate?

>> No.15076170 [DELETED] 

>>15076155
>>15076152

The prostate is a sex organ and men can cum from stimulating it alone , and lamia's tail tips are sensitive

It's like double sex

>> No.15076171 [DELETED] 

>>15076162
>autism
Some of you love to use that word when crying because your specific fetish isn't allowed.

>> No.15076174 [DELETED] 

>>15076165
Yes it can.

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This thread is getting destroyed worse than Tokyo

Speaking of which, how would you save MGC from a rampaging Queen Ghidorah?

>> No.15076179 [DELETED] 

>>15076160
>These threads are vanilla only
>monster girls
>vanilla
So what, everything but kemonomimi, succubi and kikimoras is banned?

>> No.15076181

Why does this thread get triggered so hard when someone posts yuri, futa, or monster boy shit?

I get that it's not acceptable according to the "thread culture" but I feel like some people here go over the top, straight into maximum autism mode.

>> No.15076183 [DELETED] 

>>15076162
Someone better not discover the landmine waiting in one of the drawthreads then.

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>>15076167
Because of how "full" of a hug it is, it's like a leg locked hug but 20 times better

>> No.15076185 [DELETED] 

>>15076174
Then you really are about as overly sensitive as some crazy Tumblr ranter, and I'm sorry I have to compare you to that.

>> No.15076187 [DELETED] 

>>15076170
>It's like /d/ouble sex
Whatever you say, buttplug.

>> No.15076188

>>15076175
>giantess garbage
>>>/d/
In fact take your shitty meme dragon with you.

>> No.15076192 [DELETED] 

>>15076171
I mean the kind of autism along the lines of "THIS ARTIST DREW [x] ONCE, BAN THEM FOREVER" which there's too much of in these threads.

>> No.15076193

>>15076181
You can stop now.

>> No.15076194 [DELETED] 

>>15076183
Which drawthread? I'm not gonna go look through all of them.

>> No.15076196

>>15076188
Ok anon, i think you're starting to reach a little too far

>> No.15076197

>>15076193
Stop what?

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>not having autism

Holy shit guys what are you even doing

you really need a waifu or something

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>>15076188
Take it easy Anon, is this Kaiju Girl more to your liking?

>> No.15076205

>>15076196
He's obviously trying to intentially stir up shit with overblown reactions.
I'd guess it's his method to act as the "vanilla only" police, then people reply against him, then other anons reply against them because this thread's hate for anything deviant has become so overblown in an echo chamber, that the mere mention of a word can cause it to burst into flames.

>> No.15076207 [DELETED] 

>>15076184
Not really though? Compared to most other girls you're touching fewer human parts. A leg lock would be way more intimate.

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>>15076181
>you don't like monster boys? Geez, you guys and your autism

>> No.15076213

>>15076188
>giantess
Anon, the entire story behind that image is that she's cosplaying next to a model city. We've been though this in multiple threads.

>> No.15076216 [DELETED] 

>>15076207
And? You're still touching more of her in general. Why disclude the monster parts in a monstergirl?

>> No.15076219

>>15076209
That's not what I said at all anon, try again.

>> No.15076220

>local 2hu btfo's /mgt/
Bravo jaypee.

>> No.15076221

>>15076181
>Why does this thread get triggered so hard when someone posts gay shit, gay shit, or gay shit?

Take a guess.

>> No.15076223

>>15076203
That's just a girl in vaguely kaiju themed clothes
Do people not grasp the difference between gijinka and monster girls?

>> No.15076230

>>15076175
By asking her out on a date of course, she probably started attacking the city because she was lonely and looking for someone who could make her anger and sadness melt away. Kaiju girls are love and I'm willing to give it to them so they can turn their dark lives into ones filled with happiness.

>> No.15076235

>>15076221
>>15076181
But no one even posted that

All that was posted was a non futa monstergirl

The artist has just done other pictures of those, none of which where posted in the thread

>> No.15076241

>>15076181
Go take a look at /a/'s monstergirl threads. Or /a/ in general. They didn't object to all those shit fetishes, go see what happened to them.

>> No.15076247 [DELETED] 

>>15076216
Because touching monster parts isn't intimate. The monster parts are more like an accessory, they don't count as intimate places. It's less like a full body hug and more like cuddling in a sleeping bag, in that the focus is more on the two of you being trapped close together inside a tight space.

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>>15075982
Ahnhhn! A-anon! Not so hard! Y-y-you're making me, hnnhghghgnh!

>> No.15076249

>>15076181
>triggered
>autism
Heh

>> No.15076253

>>15076235
You right, no one did post any of that. And that’s good.

But I guess >>15076181 was referring to that people don’t like gay shit and /d/ content on this thread. And for some reason we are triggered and autistic for not liking it.

>> No.15076254

http://pastebin.com/wYd7yZaj

Ushi Oni rapes reader who cries a lot because g-genetics, okay???? Also hip pain.

>> No.15076255 [DELETED] 

>>15076247
why appreciate a monster girl when you can't even appreciate her monstrous features

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Dark Elves are for

>> No.15076260

>>15076254
You've been pretty active lately.

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The line art for the second side on my 7 meter daki is done

Loen says that the lineart is the hard part, so coloring should be faster

I'll post the final version when i get it

Or Loen will i guess if i'm asleep

>> No.15076263 [DELETED] 

>>15076247
The fuck am I reading?

>> No.15076266

>>15076259
Breeding.

>> No.15076268

>>15076259
Enslaving.

>> No.15076269

>>15076253
No, I wasn't referring to that at all. I get that people don't like /d/ shit or gay stuff, I don't either and would prefer the threads remained free of it.

What I don't understand is why so many people in this thread go full foaming mouth retarded at the sight of it. When you reply to shitpsoter's, you're only fueling them.

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>>15076247
>Because touching monster parts isn't intimate. The monster parts are more like an accessory, they don't count as intimate places.

What? What the fuck are you talking about?
Let's look at this picture. The anubis monster parts are her hands, feet, tail and ears.
Are you telling me that rubbing these feet would somehow be more intimate if the anubis had human feet? That if you touched her ears, she'd somehow feel it more if they were human ears?

Anon, if you want accessories, go to a maid cafe. They'll wear all the cat-ear headbands you like.

>> No.15076277

>>15076223
Both are awesome

>> No.15076279 [DELETED] 

>>15076275
Those paws look so soft

>> No.15076280 [DELETED] 

>>15076255
Who says I can't appreciate them? They're just not attractive, and they're infinitely less important than the human parts.

>> No.15076283

>>15076260
I've been having ideas.

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>>15076254
>So skinny, though
Immersion ruined.

Nice to see another Ushi story that sticks closer to the profile though.
>>15076261
A lot of artists hate the line art phase so I can believe that, especially with something as huge as a daki.

>> No.15076286

>>15076283
Well you keep on keeping on.
>>15076284
So pretty. Is this the charm of claws?

>> No.15076287 [DELETED] 

>>15076275
It may be just as intimate for her, but it's definitely less intimate for you. A monster girl may consider herself to be just one whole, but any human is going to make a clear separation between the human and monster parts, and is almost always going to value the former far more.
And why you'd want to rub some paws other than to do her a favor is beyond me.

>> No.15076291

>>15076284
Oh, I'm sorry,

"Holy fuck, how are you still alive? Did I pick up a skeleton by accident?"**

>> No.15076293

>>15076269
>What I don't understand is why so many people in this thread go full foaming mouth retarded at the sight of it.

That makes a bit more sense. And I can’t give a definitive answer why. But if I had to guess it’s because they don’t want that content to be here, in any form whatsoever, so they just go full spanish inquisition on them.

>> No.15076295 [DELETED] 

>>15076280
What are you even doing in the monster girl thread then

>> No.15076299

>>15076181
We need to have strong borders against illegal fetishes or we don't have a thread anymore. We're going to build a wall around the thread and who's going to pay for the wall?

>> No.15076300 [DELETED] 

>>15076287
I want to do it because i love her and want to touch all of her parts and make her feel good

>> No.15076302 [DELETED] 

>>15076295
Maybe he came here expecting human women, the true monsters.

>> No.15076303

>>15076299
WE'LL MAKE /d/ PAY FOR THE WALL

>> No.15076306 [DELETED] 

>>15076295
I thought people who get boners from animal parts were disliked here?

>> No.15076307

>>15076299
>Make MGG great again

>> No.15076309 [DELETED] 

>>15076287
>but any human is going to make a clear separation between the human and monster parts
Says you, my waifu is my waifu, I don't make a separation between some parts and others.

>> No.15076311 [DELETED] 

>>15076171
People tend to use that word because posters like you complain about minor shit that doesn't effect you in the slightest

>> No.15076312

>>15076299
>>15076303
What about the Anchor Anons?

>> No.15076313

>>15076286
>So pretty. Is this the charm of claws?
Claws are one of the best features a monster girl can have. Great for tearing through clothes, help provide fear boners and it's even more touching when she holds you gently with hands that could very easily rip you to shreds but she chooses not to.

>> No.15076316 [DELETED] 

>>15076287
No, it might be less intimate for you. Don't project and presume that your opinion is shared by me, or the rest of the thread.
If you want cosplay tier, then that's fine. It's not your fault if you can't help but have some mental divide preventing you from thinking of a monstergirl as a single being. Meanwhile, I'm perfectly fine seeing a monstergirl as a monstergirl.

>And why you'd want to rub some paws other than to do her a favor is beyond me.
Shows of affection and love are beyond you, now?

>> No.15076317 [DELETED] 

>>15076306
No, if you don't like the girl in the whole you might as well leave and just go masturbate to humans

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>>15076313
Sugoi!

>> No.15076320

>>15076313
I really think that muscles are one of the best features a monster girl could have, but then again i'm a massive slut for Onis and I may be biased.
You've got a pretty strong argument for claws though, as claws are pretty great too.

>> No.15076321 [DELETED] 

>>15076317
>masturbate to humans
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.15076322

>>15076312
A product of gone age when we needed posters anon.

already legal anons are free to stay of course as long as they follow the law

But we won't let any more in!

>> No.15076325

>>15076313
>fear boners
No matter how hard I try, I'll never understand the appeal myself. Can you explain what a 'fear boner' is and what makes it so attractive?

>> No.15076327

>>15076318
>gimme your lunch money NERD!

>> No.15076329

>>15076325
Fear and arousal are linked in your brain. This is not something that's up for discussion or taste, it's a fact.

>> No.15076330

>>15076327
but your a nerd too.

>> No.15076332

>>15076320
Claws and muscles are a match made in heaven too as seen here >>15076318 and now I want to see a /fit/ Ushi-Oni.

>> No.15076333

>>15076286
Thanks.

>> No.15076334 [DELETED] 

>>15076279
That's because she's a lazy anubis. Normally lots of walking and hard work in the sand would lead to tough, weathered paws.
But this anubis gets you to princess carry her everywhere, and lives a life of relative luxury, so she's gotten soft and plush, even in her paws.

>> No.15076336

>>15076330
Just give her money or her sisters will go without food for a day. This is the only way her family can make money.

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>>15076147
>ass stuff

>> No.15076339 [DELETED] 

>>15076295
What the hell, are you not allowed to appreciate something without wanting to cum on it?
I like the wings and tail on a succubus for instance, because they give her an overall imposing and demonic appearance. But I only really care about them for that aspect, I don't find them attractive and don't particularly care about touching them.
But I still like that she has them. Is that such a difficult concept to comprehend?

>> No.15076340

>>15076336
Since when did Junko have siblings? I thought she just got tossed on the streets as a cub, all on her own?

>> No.15076342

I want to spend a lazy afternoon watching TV with my onee-san while it rains outside.

>> No.15076346

>>15076259
Wait a minute, that ear looks off.
You sure this is an elf?

>> No.15076351

>>15076340
That's what she calls the other monsters she lives with.

>> No.15076352

>>15076346
No human girl could have proportions that inherently sexual. It has to be an elf.

>> No.15076354 [DELETED] 

>>15076339
Yes, they're a part of her, you shouldn't neglect them or she'll get self conscious

>> No.15076355

>>15076351
I'm going to go build a house for them!

>> No.15076356 [DELETED] 

>>15076316
>Shows of affection and love are beyond you, now?
As I said, I can see doing it for her sake but I really can't imagine someone looking at a monster girl's paws or tail or whatever and thinking "I want to rub my dick on that".

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>>15076342
Lazy days with the onee-san are the best.

Also, on a related note of lazy onee-sans, sketch update, lineart done.

>> No.15076358

>>15076325
It just works, somebody better versed could try and explain.

Anyway I'm sure there are a lot of kinds, I like battle-boners.

>> No.15076362

>>15076254
I've never gotten the whole pleasure overriding pain thing. Is it just something that's different for everyone? For me pain has always blocked out pleasure.

>> No.15076363

>>15076352
You forget this is the world of 2d, human girls can get those proportions and sexuality.

>> No.15076366

>>15076357
Jabber a shit! Kraken a objectively superior onee-san!

>> No.15076369

>>15076366
[Agree] / Disagree

>> No.15076376

>>15076355
She'd really appreciate that anon. She really loves those other monsters and she's secretly very motherly with them.

She also likes a man who looks like father material to her.

>> No.15076378

>intimacy of monster parts
Clearly undead a best then, the whole body is a seamless human/monster part hybrid.

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>>15076366
Maybe if you want your wife to smell like squid all the time

Loser!

>> No.15076383

>>15076380
Whats in the box?

>> No.15076385

>>15076376
Well I don't know about that, I'm just going to imitate that story where the guy and his Dark Elf built a house for Junko.
>>15076383
Can't you read?

>> No.15076386

>>15076383
Rape

>> No.15076387

>>15076366
Titania is best onee san.

>> No.15076389

>>15076387
Tiania? More like Tit-Annie!

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>>15076356
Then you're not living your life correctly.

>> No.15076391

>>15076383
Human dildos, the x-tra rape type.

>> No.15076393

>>15076385
>>15076386
But what kind of rape? There's a lot of kinds of rape you know.

>> No.15076396

>>15076389
The breast onee-san

>> No.15076397

>>15076387
Any stories with Titania? One of the more underappreciated girls if you ask me.

>> No.15076401

>>15076390
>mud
What does that have to do with monster girls?

>> No.15076404

>>15076401
Gnome is a thing that exists.Plus whatever other assorted types of mud girls you're into.

>> No.15076406

>>15076404
Why would there be mud involved in sex with a Gnome though?

>> No.15076410

>>15076406
Mud dolls fuck Luka

>> No.15076415

>>15076410
Oh, you meant the shitty MGQ one.
I was talking about MGE's Gnome.

>> No.15076416

>>15076406
>Why would there be mud involved in sex with a monstergirl who is the personifcation of earth itself, who has literal attack skills such as Mud Caress and Gnome’s Mud Vagina

HHMMMMMM

>> No.15076418

If you're onee-san is not one of the following girls she's objectively shit.

Kraken, Titania, Demon, Kejourou, Apophis, Yuki-Onna, Troll, Jabberwock

You're all welcome.

>> No.15076419

>>15076415
Well that cap looks like it's from /mgqg/

>> No.15076420

>>15076415
The screencap literally describes the MGQ girls.

>> No.15076421

>>15076416
I get it, I'm sorry, I was thinking of the wrong Gnome.
MGE's Gnome probably wouldn't do any of those, thankfully.

>> No.15076423

Who's interested in another sketch raffle stream?

>> No.15076428

>>15076423
Another raffle stream? We've been really spoiled for content lately but sure.

>> No.15076429

>>15076421
>thankfully

Get this casual outta here.

>> No.15076432

>>15075462
holst is so cute

>> No.15076434

>>15076429
How could she even involve mud in lewds? And why would she?

>> No.15076436

>>15076284
>that sticks closer to the profile
That's the western interpretation of the profile. The japanese version would be more /gfd/.

>> No.15076437

>>15076436
/gfd/?

>> No.15076439

>>15076418
But Anon, you listed pretty much all the Onee-sans!

>> No.15076442

>>15076437
Gentle FemDom I guess.
Which is boring as shit

>> No.15076443

>>15076437
Gentle femdom.

>> No.15076444

Can your waifu go fast?

By "fast" I mean speed-of-sound fast.

>> No.15076445

>>15076439
Any monstergirl can be an onee-san, but only those can do it correctly.

>> No.15076448

>>15076442
Don't say that, that's mean.

>> No.15076449

>>15076437
Gentle femdom, also known as best fetish to do with waifu.

>> No.15076451

>>15076442
>gentle femdom from an ushi-oni
Hello boner.

>> No.15076458

>>15076418
So my waifu is in the clear. Nice

>> No.15076460

>>15076444
sanic-chan please go.

>> No.15076472

>>15076444
Yes.

>> No.15076486

Anon, you're in grief counselling.
How do you help a lilim cope with the fact her husband killed jimself?

>> No.15076497
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>>15076313

>> No.15076498

>>15076444
Wurm competing in a nascar race, she'll go fast!

>> No.15076502

>>15076486
>jimself

Did they not give him the free real estate? The one with the pool in the back?

>> No.15076505

>>15076497
I don't believe her, but I don't care.

>> No.15076509

>>15076502
See, the lilim has an odd quirk.She refers to her husband as the Jim, even using it instead of pronouns.
You suspect she might be autistic.
It doesn't seem he killed himself out of annoyance with that though.

>> No.15076514

>>15076497
She seems like a sweet girl.

>> No.15076517

>>15076497
Scans when?

>> No.15076519

>>15076486
Oh man I don't know how to comfort people.

He, uh... probably did it by accident...?

>> No.15076527

Could you see your favorite monster girl/s in a Wild West setting? Gunslinging, Doing what drifters do, Fighting off outlaws? Maybe being an outlaw? Maybe just running an inn or a bar instead?

>> No.15076528

>>15076509
Inquire on whether free real estate was involved

>> No.15076529

>>15076527
Scyllas are 10/10 barmaids for obvious reasons.

>> No.15076532

>>15076527
I actually brought this up the other day and got told wild west stuff is too over-saturated or some such.
>>15076529
>stranger rides into town
>walks into the saloon
>piano stops
>everyone stares as he goes up to the counter
>Scylla barmaid turns to him
What does he order?

>> No.15076533

>>15076527
Yeah, I can see her either running an inn or chasing after her husbando in that setting (shirobi are as tenacious and relentless as they are yandere).

>>15076528
It was not.

>> No.15076536

>>15076532
Milk.

>> No.15076540

>>15076527
>Lich inn kepper / grave keppper
I never knew I wanted this.

>> No.15076542

>>15076532
>>15076536
Holstaur milk.

>> No.15076544

>>15076486
Like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfmVBmDKLZI

But seriously, I don't have a whole lot of material to work with. I'd try to get her to remember the good times they had together.
At the end of the day, though, we need to get her to reach the acceptance stage and let go. Wallowing in sorrow or sugar coating everything isn't going to help anyone, and certainly won't help her husband rest in peace.
I'd like to know what major events lead up to the suicide.

>> No.15076545

>>15076527
I suppose crow tengus would be census keepers or reporters.

>> No.15076546

>>15076542
Regular milk.

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>>15076383

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>>15076517
Haven't done that in some time, thanks for reminding me.

>> No.15076551

>>15076536
>>15076542
>>15076546
And all the Oni start laughing.

>> No.15076552

>>15076497
Yeah baby.

>> No.15076560

>>15076551
I've always wanted to start a bar brawl.

>> No.15076564

>>15076560
Do you handle it Terence Hill style?

>> No.15076567

>>15076560
Just like in my dungeons and dragons!

>> No.15076581

>>15076550
That's a lovely looking Basilisk.

>> No.15076586

>>15076544
His mother suffered from depression, abused drugs, and tried to kill herself multiple times so there might be a genetic link.
He had been "in a slump" for years after the deaths of his parents (liver failure and heart attack for mother and father respectively) according to the lilim that only lifted while they had sex.
Their daughter is currently in jail for attempted Netorare in the first degree and has served one year out of a 20 year sentence.
He worked as a manager in Home Depot for 10 years before hanging himself with barbed wire.
There was no suicide note, no call for attention. He just did it while his wife went out to buy some milk (a span of 1 hour given she got a little side tracked).

>> No.15076593

>>15076497
Someone redesign the Ushi-Oni to have human-toned skin and human hands.

>> No.15076596

>>15076593
No, that's a bad idea.

>> No.15076599

>>15076593
i want heretics to leave my monster girl thread

>> No.15076601

>>15076593
Let's remove all monster parts from the girls and just fap to humans.

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>>15076593
This is a dork-free zone, anon.

>> No.15076605

>>15076593
You're crazy.

>> No.15076607

>>15076601
Let's just remove all fapping parts and dedicate this thread to the discussion of the monstrous, animal nature inherent to all Humans, Anon.

>> No.15076609

>>15076601
You already removed the monster personality, what's wrong with removing the appearance?

>> No.15076611

>>15076607
Anon stole 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

>> No.15076613

>>15076586
That's... sad, to say the least.

>Their daughter is currently in jail for attempted Netorare in the first degree

What could drive a MG to that level of insanity?

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>>15076602

>> No.15076615

Uh oh! Your Shark Girlfriend is joining the Sumo team to spite the Weight Lifter team who kicked her out for having a bad attitude

>> No.15076616

>>15076609
When did I remove any personality from anyone?

>> No.15076619

>>15076613
In her mind, a man married to a human is a public begging for the monster pussy.

>> No.15076621

>>15076609
>First impressions and stereotypes set by the wandering scholar = canon personality
That's like saying all black people are AYOO just because you saw one dindu doing nuffin.

>> No.15076624

>>15076527
I can see an alp as a barmaid.

Or as a cowboy who thinks she got turned into a girl via injun voodoo.

>> No.15076626

>>15076621
I have yet to see a nigger that's not a wannabe gangster/thug or a fucking weeb.
Or both.

>> No.15076627

>>15076619
>cucking a woman insted of monsterizing her
This is why we can't have nice things.

>> No.15076629

>>15076624
I prefer the latter. It'd be great if she went on a spiritual journey and tried to get a Wendigo shaman to reverse the curse.

>> No.15076631

>>15076540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYsw0KVRjCM
>Lich as Sam Elliott

>> No.15076632

>>15076626
You've really never seen a black person who isn't any of those things?

>> No.15076633

>>15076627
>cucking
She had no intention of letting them be a couple anymore.
It was pure netorare.
Sad thing is he now visits her in prison

>> No.15076637

>>15076632
Well, there was this guy in a business suit but he told me he was no nigger.
He was pacific islander or some shit like that.

>> No.15076641

>>15076633
Someone that commits the crime of “pure netorare” should not ever be allowed to love anyone.
Give them Eros curse!

>> No.15076645

>>15076641
They tried but the man pleaded them not to.

>> No.15076649

>>15076621
I like their canon personality as they're described, though.

>> No.15076651

>>15076645
That man is clearly not in his right mind. Take him to a psychiatric ward and give him the help he needs.

How many crimes of netorare must be committed before they realise that it’s not just a crime, it’s a disease eating away on our society.

>> No.15076654

>>15076649
That's alright Anon, nobody's taking that away from you.

>> No.15076667

>TFW the more and more I learn about Druella the more and more I want to just make that blackberry fuckmuffin my wife
>To include molesting tail

>> No.15076678

>>15076667
I want to purify her. With my comforting rod and staff.

>> No.15076679

>>15076667
Now are you talking about thread Deruella or cannon Deruella?

>> No.15076685

>>15076679
Canon

>> No.15076686

>>15076667
Druella's one hell of a sexy, evil woman. The thread really doesn't do her justice.

>> No.15076694

>>15076667
I just want to be cuddleraped by her. Although a demon would do. Both are also fine.

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Reminder to remind your daughterus to drink their daily milk so they can grow up big and strong like mommy.

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>>15076678
Why doesn't this genre exist. Even this pic is just a flipped an re-texted corruption doujin.

>> No.15076701

>>15076695
My milk?

>> No.15076702

>>15076695
Daily doses when that's the effect of a single one?

>> No.15076704

>>15076695
How much "milk" dose she need?

>> No.15076708

>>15076700
Because sluts are shit. The only good reverse corruption is from an evil girl into a good girl.

>> No.15076711

>>15076708
>from an evil girl into a good girl
Also shit

>> No.15076712

>>15076701
No, actual milk.
>>15076702
Yes.
>>15076704
At least a glass a day.

>> No.15076713

>>15076695
What daughterus, Anon? There's no daughterus here. None of us have daughterus. There's nothing here.

>> No.15076717

>>15076712
Two glasses!
That'll make it go faster, right?

>> No.15076721

>>15076686
It's hard to want to write about Drue when that'd be literal fanfiction

>> No.15076723

>>15076717
Well yes I would assume so.

>> No.15076726

>>15076723
Then we will do four glasses a day for a year!
Gotta get the imotou strong!

>> No.15076746

Would I be safe from rape if I lived in a neighborhood inhabited only by sub monstergirls? Seems like a pretty fearsible option.

>> No.15076762

>>15076726
Her bones will be too strong, they might rebel against her and decide to claim you for their own.

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GOTCHAAAAAGGHGH!

>> No.15076765

>>15076762
Please!
They are all my imotou!
If she gets me, they get me!

>> No.15076766

Basilisk Idol group when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0XFdFhkTuo

>> No.15076768

>>15076764
No no no, she's got it backwards.

I have her!

>> No.15076774

>>15076766
Thank you japan

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Why not date a nice girl from the sea?

Ya cousin's dating a nice giurl from the sea and he's never been happier!

>> No.15076790

>>15076786
I want a life out of the sea though! I want to be part of their world on land!

>> No.15076791

>>15076766
>Can't stump the Trump-sama
Trump is going to overtake baneposting and become the next biggest meme. Even the japs abide.

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I want her to give me a scalp massage

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>>15076786
Find me a nice sea bishop or tomboy shark and maybe I'll consider it. No tentacles for me.

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>>15076786
Sure; I love shark girls. They can come and husbando'd me anytime.

>> No.15076802

>>15076792
Her face looks very inorganic.

>> No.15076806

>Goat girl is about to be sacrificed by a cult of Stage 1 Alp Worshipers who wish to make all Succubi and Stage 2-3 Alps stage 1 forever.
What do?

>> No.15076811

>>15076806
"Sacrificed" will mean something lewd and non lethal in MGE so I let it happen?

>> No.15076817

>>15076806
>Stage 1 Alp Worshipers
Aim between their legs to remind them of what they lost.

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>>15076806
Give all the dumb alps head flicks and a stern talking-to. They all run home stuttering in embarrassment, and I carry of the goat for a night of rescue sex.

>> No.15076828

>>15076811
No. These are very, VERY angry Alp lovers.

>> No.15076829

>>15076806
I pop a raging mushroom and bully them all into exhausted stage 3s before freeing the goat and staggering off into the sunset.

>> No.15076830

>>15076799
this is furry level. Please turn down the shark levels.

>> No.15076835

>>15076786
Oh, look it's a Sea Angel.

Don'tpanicdon'tpanicdon'tpanicjesuschristdon'tpanic

>> No.15076838

>>15076830
First time I see anyone calling them furries

I don't care, they're hot as fuck

>> No.15076839

>>15076828
Oh, they're just weirder than normal Alp lovers? I guess I just grab the local mamono villagers and enjoy some popcorn as they form an outraged mob and beat the shit out of the cult.

>> No.15076840

>>15076806
Why would they do that?

Any way, I would just fuck them all. They can't sacrificed someone if they're getting fucked.

>> No.15076843

>>15076786
What's she like and where would she like to go for our first date so we can get to know each other better?

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>>15076806
I slay them.

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>>15076817
I know the perfect way to do it, too.

>> No.15076865

>>15076828
>let it happen anyways
>Their god Alpollo comes down from yon high to stop the sacrifice
>Reprimands them all for forgetting the meaning of alping
>Curses them all to be stage 2 alps with the bodies of stage 3's
>Use a doppelganger potion that allows me to spawn multiple copies of myself at the cost of losing my face
>Rape them all, forever

I could get behind this.

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>>15076786
>Zanburg

>> No.15076877

>>15076865
> you will never be a herd of faceless men, raping your way across the countryside

>> No.15076879

>>15076786
>Zanburg
G-G-GOD-- I mean, good heavens! J-just look at the time!

I-I'm terribly sorry ma'am, but I'm late for surviv-- I mean, work! I-I'll be on my way now, the moving compa-- I mean, m-my boss is probably waiting for me by now!

>> No.15076880

>>15076877
Until you try to rape a married girl and get killed, that's it.

>> No.15076895

>Royal Monster girls have now been decreed to wear tiny crowns that stick at a 45 degree angle on the side of their heads.
How does this affect you life in MGW?

>> No.15076896

Since KCs current theme is Material-based girls, what will his next entry be?

>> No.15076899

>>15076896
Lamias?

>> No.15076916

>>15076896
Omega Weapon.

Golem meets Dragon meets Tauric Lion Cunt

>> No.15076924

>>15076896
>Armor
>Sword
Next logical step is a bow or staff. Maybe even a cursed tome if he wants to be creative.

>> No.15076929

>>15076924
It makes me sad there's no writers here who've used a cursed book for any story.

Ink slime/demon inside of a book fucking with you before pulling you into her ideal world when

>> No.15076930

>>15076924
>Spiritomb MG
I can dig it

>> No.15076931

>>15074340
Doesn't Mari also have the cat and hat, and sometimes a cat in the hat, while the other one is a not-so-closet M? My memory is a bkit fuzzy from copious alcohol and not sleeping much in fear of squashing kittens.

The one I've been tinkering on's most defining physical characteristic is that she's "aerodynamic", if you get what I'm saying.
I guess her main thing would be how she acts, the fact that she's a conscientious objector(read:Coward) towards conflict, eats enough chocolate that if you cut her chocolate syrup would ooze out instead of blood, and would coat the hands of her sleeping sisters with that really annoying oil from peppers , that never leaves your hands and stings like hell when it touches your eyes/genitals, knowing what will eventually haappen later.

>> No.15076937

>>15076896
>Capes
>Cloaks

We are steadily approaching the long awaited Blanket Girl

>> No.15076943

>>15076929
>Pulls you inside the book
That's exactly the kind of thing I was thinking of. A world of her creation with "people" who could give the illusion of a world full of life but all have their boundaries and never come between the two of you.

Could be a nice non-violent yandere.

>> No.15076945

>>15076931
I was referring to character physical attributes, but yes.

>> No.15076954

>>15076943
I imagined a horrifying, inky, crawling monstrosity that pulls you into a world of sunshine and gentle bliss. That would be pretty predictable of me, though.

>> No.15076955

>>15076895
I tease my vampire waifu about her silly crown, and then I'd get pinned to a wall and have my blood drained publicly for being an impudent fool!

>> No.15076956

>>15076929
Mora-chan pls go.

>> No.15076961

>>15076956
>Mora-chan
What?

>> No.15076967

>>15076961
Eh, a shitty joke about Hermaeus Mora in the last skyrim dlc you know, books with tentacles that pull you into his realm and all.

>> No.15076971

>>15076967
Oh, that explains it.

I admittedly didn't play much of Skyrim

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>>15076967
>Knowing Hermaeus Mora from "last Skyrim DLC"
>Not from Daggerfall

>> No.15076982

>>15076971
That's alright, it's not like we're having must-have games lately.

>> No.15076993

>>15076981
Yeah I knew this would happen, I mentioned the last dlc because that's the game where you are clearly being touched innapropiately by tentacles and all, not because Mory is a brand new concept.

Though I admit I didn't play Daggerfall

>> No.15076995

>>15076981
>gazer's face when her husband only plays normie games and refuses to play her patrician taste games with her

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>>15076981

>> No.15076997

>>15076981
Oldfag-chan pls. This is why you're still a virgin at 32.

>> No.15076999

>>15076967
Two patterns that interest me the most about The Elder Scrolls
>The way the expansions are always so much better than the main game
>The way the second expansion always revolves around a Daedric Prince
Really, Morrowind - Bloodmoon (Hircine, prince of the hunt) Oblivion - Shivering Isles (Sheogorath, prince of madness) Skyrim - Dragonborn (Hermaeus Mora, prince of knowledge)
I wonder who they'll use for the next game's add ons.

>> No.15077000

I want to sneak up to a monoeye and startle her by calling her cute.

>> No.15077002

>>15076993
>Human Boy only plays mainstream video games
Way to perpetuate the stereotype, and you wonder why all the Monster Girls tell you to get back in the kitchen

>>15076999
Here's a fun fact. Most people who've played Skyrim don't even know about Oblivion. Because Oblivion is as old now as Daggerfall was when Oblivion first released.

>> No.15077006

>>15076945
I see.
Now that I think about it, maybe a bit of extra work on the physical characteristics beyond being flat couldn't hurt.

Of course, that will be hard since all I can think about is a monstergirl version of The Cat In The Hat

>> No.15077015

>>15077002
I never liked Oblivion much anyway. The leveling system for everything was fucked and the world was too generic. Morrowind on the other hand is still the shit to this day and I can still happily play it with only a few minimal mods like the code patch and still love it.

>> No.15077018

>>15076997
Not him, but I'm fairly sure a good few of us here are virgins. It's the monstergirl thread.

>> No.15077022

>>15077018
I'm saving myself for a nice Hellhound when the portal opens.

>> No.15077026

>>15077022
I am for an Amazon. I heard they prefer us that way.

>> No.15077032

>>15077015
>The leveling system for everything
Yeah, I don't like that shit either
I couldn't finish FF2 because of that

>> No.15077033

>>15077026
Wish I could too, Amazon-sama won't love me.

>> No.15077035

>>15077018
There are people who aren't virgins here, and that disgusts me. Loose sluts.

I plan to remain pure for my waifu.

>> No.15077038

>>15077002
>Most people who've played Skyrim don't even know about Oblivion.

I know people who refer to the Elder Scrolls series as the "Skyrim games". I die a little inside whenever they do this. I mean, Skyrim is barely an Elder Scrolls to begin with.

>> No.15077041

>>15077032
I just hated how you were punished for leveling non combat skills. It's one of the things that Skyrim actually went and fixed.

>> No.15077073
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Krakens are ___

>> No.15077076

>>15077073
Otouto hoarding sluts

>> No.15077078
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Orcs.

>> No.15077081
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>>15077073
...cute and for sweet deep sea loving.

>> No.15077082

>>15077073
Kissing.

>> No.15077084

>>15075264
>sleepbomb
what?

>> No.15077087

>>15077081
But that's a Scylla.

>> No.15077097

>>15077078
That's a green elf.

>> No.15077099

>>15077087
They both have tentacles, so close enough.

>>15077081
I messed up the artist. It's Tanukine if anyone is interested.

>> No.15077101

>>15077078
I want to make her into a happy blushing mess. How can I achieve this?

>> No.15077165

>>15076708
What about an evil girl that's still obviously evil but only kept in check because of her love for an individual?

>> No.15077168

tfw waifu tier daughteru

GUESS WHO

>> No.15077170

>>15077168
Wot

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gonna put the requests on the back burner, gotta design characters for story. I need the manga contest prize to not die ._.

>> No.15077176

>>15077168
Kobold daughteru-fucker! I should've known it was you!

>> No.15077180

>>15077101
lick her scars.

>> No.15077183

>>15076614
This gave me a good laugh, anon. Have a glacies booty as thanks, if you haven't already seen it.

http://i.imgur.com/Ro8rzqg.png

>> No.15077195

>>15077183
Not him, but I remember screencapping Glaciesbutt that eons ago.

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>>15077078
>green
That's shit m8.
So are these because they're too tall, dark enough, and their legs aren't bowed

>> No.15077205
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>>15077197
Why are green Orcs viewed as the end-all be-all of Orcs in any setting?

>> No.15077209

>>15077175
Try not to starve, requests can't happen if you're dead.

>> No.15077211

>>15076838
Because they're not furries. It's just Anon, being a silly.

>> No.15077219

>>15077205
Warcraft's popularity I guess.
Pig orcs are shit too
I'm also surprised no one has done the original orc again, since it was a sea monster at first

>> No.15077222

>>15077084
Tranq bomb. It's the item you use to capture a monster when it's trapped in Monster Hunter.

>> No.15077225

>>15077205
Because nobody but the Japanese held onto the shitty 1969 Pig Orcs.

>> No.15077226

>>15077219
>not liking buxom pink pig girls
That's a low blow famicom.

>> No.15077230

>>15077219
>Warcraft's popularity I guess.
You can't be serious.

>> No.15077231

>>15077225
>the shitty 1969 Pig Orcs
At least the nips didn't invent them.

>> No.15077233

>>15077226
If I wanted pig girls I'd get pig girls, no need to waste the orc label when boarmen exist.

>>15077230
It was popular at one point, even if it did just nick the idea from GW (who's boyz are distinctive enough to earn their label of ork).

>> No.15077235

>>15077175
You aren't gonna solve your problem by moping here, dork.

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>>15077205
P'orcs are better for light hearted settings.

>> No.15077250

>>15077233
>It was popular at one point, even if it did just nick the idea from GW (who's boyz are distinctive enough to earn their label of ork).

I was referring to how insane your original statement was since green orcs have been the main orc since like 1972. Over forty years. And never make the mistake of crediting GW with anything original, especially fantasy. Their original figures were just brandless standins for DnD since Ral Partha had the official license back in 1984 when they got started. The only novel thing they ever came up with was 40K.

>> No.15077253

>>15077249
how so?

>> No.15077258

>>15077249
>things based off things known to eat pretty much anything are perfect to not be used as nightmare ful
You are a special kind of stupid.
Or Japanese.

>> No.15077262

>>15077249
Would you pork a P'Orc?

>> No.15077267

>>15077258
>tfw you realize the Japanese only kept pig orcs around because of the pun of sow and slut

>> No.15077271

>>15077262
does she love me?

>> No.15077274

>>15077253
Their pig-like apprentice lends itself to more jokes than a green person with sharp teeth.

>> No.15077283

>>15075331
I imagine that they use heat pits to see when they have the mask on.

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>> No.15077304

>>15077295
Tittymonster Amazons when?

>> No.15077306

>>15077295
I'd take all of those alps home and scrub their dirty bodies clean.

>> No.15077320

>>15077306
But anon-kun, they need to lead the charge against entrenched positions.

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>>15077249
>P'orcs are better for light hearted settings.
>Losenis writes grim story that has an orc in it
>It's a p'orc
>Even talks in broken ork

P'orcs make everything better, not just a few settings.

>> No.15077367

>>15077295
That fucking faggot cat.

>> No.15077383

>>15077295
Sometimes the lust for power is so strong, that you turn into an alp.

>> No.15077390

>>15077320
Whoever's leading this army clearly doesn't know what they're doing. Leading the charge is what those beastmen savages are for. Alps are for putting in cheerleader outfits and making them shake their butts!

>> No.15077395

>>15077390
Alps used to be men so they're more dependable in those situations.

>> No.15077399

>>15077390
>Putting Alps into embarassing cheerleading outfits and having them cheer for the local sports team
Yes
YES

>> No.15077402

>>15077335
BABY PIGS A CUTE!

>> No.15077417

>Your nerdy monster girl girlfriend has started claiming that from her point of view the paladins are good and that from her point of view pizza with pepperonis are bad
How do you react?

>> No.15077422

>>15077417
By ordering a pizza with pineapple, duh

>> No.15077425

>>15077417
Spanking, lots of spanking.

>> No.15077426

>>15077417
Wrong on both counts.

>> No.15077427

>>15077335
>in broken orc

You mean like an English football hooligan?

>> No.15077432

>>15077417
I tell her that she is lost

>> No.15077443

>>15076937

>Blanket Girl

>A monster girl born in a fashion similar to the Chochin-Obake and Karakasa-Obake
>When they pretend that they're still a normal blanket
>When the person enters the bed ready to go to sleep, they react by stretching out their blanket body beyond how far it could when they were a normal blanket and envelop him and don't let him escape
>Her body has magic that relaxes who it touches more than a typical blanket so it can be difficult to escape.
>In addition to having sex with the man captured in this way they can also feed off of his exhaustion so as he gets closer and closer to falling asleep the more energy she can get and thus be satisfied in that way
>They want to to cuddle with them for a long time so it can be difficult to get out of your bed when you eventually wake up again.

And yes I did have that one image in mind

>> No.15077444

>>15077417
By telling her that from my point of view, paw massages are unnecessary. I'll then forcefully feed her my "pepperoni".

>> No.15077449

>>15077417
How can one girl be so right and so wrong at the same time?

>> No.15077459

>>15077390
Well, you've got me convinced.

>> No.15077460

>>15077443
>as he gets closer and closer to falling asleep the more energy she can get and thus be satisfied in that way
And then she finds out she captured a man with severe insomnia.

>> No.15077467

>>15077460

That's something every blanket girl fears

>> No.15077470

>>15077417
She could just come out and say it straight if she wants to break up.

>> No.15077471

>>15077417
>paladins are good
Well, I suppose we can't generalize, yeah. Not all of them are mindless loyalists I gue--

>Pepperoni pizza is bad
WHAT

>> No.15077473
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It never really occurred to me until now, but finding artists you can commission to do loli stuff must be an awkward and potentially difficult task.

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>>15077249
>>15077335
My friends, it has often been said I like P'Orcs. Friends, I like P'Orcs. No, Friends, I love P'Orcs! I love breeding, I love surprise sex, I love sproink lines, I love fucking all the sows, I love rampaging on them, I love cleaning up, I love trying to pull out. P'Orcs in the bed, in the shower, in the bath, in the park, in the pig pen, on the bus, on the boat, in the air, I love every act of porking the Orc that can occur on this Earth. I love listening to the thunder crack of my hand on a sow's ass. My heart leaps for joy when a P'Orc presents herself to be studded, and there's nothing like an older sow helping me to breed a younger one.

Gentlemen, all I ask for is P'Orcs. An army of P'Orcs so grand even that blackberry fuckmuffin in Lescatie will blush with envy when she hears all the carnal things I'm going to do to them. Is this what you want as well, Anons? Do you wish to Pork the Orcs as I do?

>> No.15077481

>>15077473

It seems like a lot of artists won't do it from what I've seen

>> No.15077483

>>15077473
I'm sure Monorus is willing to do loli, and has drawn it in the past.

>> No.15077488

>>15077473
Meh, most will just flat out tell you no if they won't take the commission for one reason or another without further ado.

Check up on their stuff to see if they did any previously.

>> No.15077497

>>15077481
Yeah, if you could message Japanese artists via Pixiv, it'd give you a few options, but the langauge barrier is a problem.

>>15077483
He has, though thinking about it, where would he actually upload it himself? Both Hentai Foundry and Tumblr forbid it, and those are the only places I know he uses.

>> No.15077498

>>15077497
Monorus has a Pixiv account.

>> No.15077501

>>15077470
>She spends the whole night trying her hardest to help him fall asleep with her powers, but he never does
>She ends up falling asleep herself from using so much energy
>Wakes up the next morning
>Sees the man getting dressed for work
>Asks him if he managed to get some sleep
>He turns to face her with an almost zombie-like expression on his face, and to her horror, the bags under his eyes are darker than the day before
>Implores him to stay home and rest as he steps out the front door to go to work
>He always tells her he's sorry everyday before leaving

>> No.15077507

>>15077498

He's not doing commissions right now I don't think.

Wouldn't hurt to ask though

>> No.15077509

>>15077498
Oh yeah. Forgot about that.

>> No.15077516

>>15077471
But she's not wrong. Pepperoni pizza is absolutely haram.

>> No.15077526

Sunny the holstaur says:
"If you don't eat meat, you're a faggot and will alp soon".

>> No.15077527

Which Monster girl would make having a barbecue the most fun?

>> No.15077529

>>15077526
who the fuck is sunny?

>> No.15077531

>>15077529
mai waifu.

>> No.15077532

>>15077527
kobold

>> No.15077533

>>15077526
Actually, it's been scientifically proven that human beings are natural herbivores, and that eating meat increases your chances of getting heart attacks and overall fucking dying

Meat is still fuckin' good.

>> No.15077537

>>15077527

I'd go with a Hellhound, Ignis; any MG that's fire themed really.

>> No.15077541

>>15077527
Oni.
Booze is an AMAZING fucking marinade, and they have plenty left over for drinking

>> No.15077543

>>15077533
>"scientifically proven"

I'm not sure you're using that term correctly.

That said, humans have the predatory eye arrangement (two eyes facing the front, to focus on a single target) as opposed to the prey arrangement (eyes on opposite sides of the head, like with deer, rabbits, etc).

>> No.15077552

>>15077543
We don't have claws or pointy canines for tearing flesh, nor do we have a short digestive system to quickly dispose of the meat we eat (which takes longer to digest than plants and fruits), both herbivore traits. Your point?

>> No.15077559

>>15077533
>can't survive without certain nutrients we can more easily get from meat than the plants they can be found in
>we are scientifically proven to be herbivores
Eat a steak.

>>15077552
We have evolved the means to secure food without those things.
Why grapple with a buffalo when you can fill it full of holes?

>> No.15077560

>>15077543
>>15077552
wow it's almost as if humans are adapted to both or something, who'da thunk

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>>15077527
Nyotaimori + Hellhound/Ignis.

>> No.15077570

>>15077543
>>15077552
Meat has been an essential part of the human diet throughout our development. Just plants do not provide the energy density to to power large brains in a non-agricultural context. That said, we are descended from herbivores, and it hasn't been long enough to have evolved completely to 'proper' meat processing.

>> No.15077571

>>15077527
>>15077532
>>15077537
>>15077541
I wanna see a Monster Girl cookoff!

>> No.15077574

>>15077559
>can't survive without certain nutrients we can more easily get from meat than the plants they can be found in
I'm fairly sure those nutrients you supposedly can only get in meat are not explicitly required by your body in great quantities.

We don't really NEED meat to live healthy, we just eat it because we can, basically.

>> No.15077577

>>15077574
>We don't really NEED meat to live healthy

o i am laffin

>> No.15077581

>>15077577
Well, we technically don't, but meat is so nutritious that is really hard to find a replacement for all the stuff your body is missing for not eating it.

>> No.15077582

>>15077570
>>15077577
>Just plants do not provide the energy density to to power large brains in a non-agricultural context.
What about all those Veganfags who're still breathing and walking the planet, then?

Our diet isn't just salad and meat, you know. There are other kinds of food as well.

>> No.15077586

>>15077574
>>15077577
Vitamin B12 A, D, and minerals like zinc and calcium, and possibly omega-fatty acids. All of those are hard to obtain without animals (either directly in meat, or indirectly in their byproducts).

You can supplement most of these without animal, but these generally require access to exotic/rare sources that a pre-civilization human wouldn't have access to.

So yes, humans "could" naturally survive without meat, but would suffer malnutrition from doing so.

>> No.15077587

>>15077577
Looking at his argument, he's technically correct. The certain nutrients he's talking about are available from non-meat sources, so living off of non-meat while still being healthy is viable and possible.

It's just that meat is much more convienient in the cases of certain nutrients.

And yes, meat is fucking awesome as shit. Steak is a miracle of the universe.

>> No.15077589

>>15077574
Yes, they are.
Otherwise you stand to suffer from the following: fatigue, breathlessness, numbness, poor balance, and memory trouble.

>>15077582
You mean the ones that take in artificial nutritional supplements?

>> No.15077592

I want to make a plant MG eat a big burger

>> No.15077594

how did i end up on /fit/

>> No.15077597

>>15077594
Seems like /fit/ Jinko and /fit/ Minotaur happened to get into the thread at the same time.

>> No.15077599

>>15077594
Rape! It's the best way to get fit!

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>>15077592
Reminds me of Starbound. They have a plant species that is constantly making remarks about how delicious various humans and other mammals look, casually talking about eating people like it's nothing (the same way we do about plants, I guess).

>> No.15077606

>>15077543
Humans have a primate eye arrangement, which is necessary for judging distance when living in trees. Just so happens that it's a nice short cut to stepping up the foodchain to eating delicious animal protein since it's the same as predator binocular vision.

>>15077570
Actually, we've been going backward. We had organs that helped us with raw meat and plant cellulose that have largely become vestigal. Becoming toolmakers and masters of fire has ruined us in that respect.

>> No.15077607

>>15077600
When you die you become an Alraune's food.

>> No.15077608

>>15077589
>Yes, they are
I guess nuts, whole grains and diary products don't exist then?

>> No.15077610

>>15077582
>in a non-agricultural context.
Pay attention, will ya? We now have huge farms and food processing that greatly increases both the availability and nutrition density over raw plant matter growing naturally.

>> No.15077611

>>15077592
That could be okay. I think a plantgirl would have to have a stomach, considering her size and physiology. Unless they remained dormant for very long periods of time, and/or had access to a very large surface area, photosynthesis wouldn't be able to completely provide them with energy. Their soil would have to be VERY nutritious, probably.

>> No.15077616

>>15077592
They probably wouldn't give a shit.
Remember they were flesh eating demons before being turned into semen demons.
Now I want to see a cow girl eating steak.

>>15077608
Make sure you bring a shitload then.

>> No.15077617

>>15077600
The way they always talked about "sssstatbing" stuff always managed to amuse me too.

They're a vicious race and would still be pretty terrifying if you used MGE logic on them. I mean they've took over multiple galaxies and stolen the tech of countless races, they'd be pretty advanced rapists.

>> No.15077618

>>15077611
KC has said on a few occasions that MG are compatible with the human lifestyle. So all MGs can live off human food alone, holsts can eat meat, wolfgirls won't get chocolate poisoning, etc.

>> No.15077620

>>15077611
Plant girls are already carnivorous for dick anyways, so it's not like it matters.

>> No.15077627

>>15077592
>Southern belle venus flytrap alraune
>Well-mannered and smells like honey
>Loves BBQ and some good ol southern comfort food

Not gonna lie. I don't even like plant girls and I'd marry that.

>> No.15077628

>>15077616
Alright. Getting a shitload of those isn't necessarily hard anyway. In fact, they're the kinds of food we produce/eat most.

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Oh no! You've somehow managed to really anger the normally kind Kikimora!

What did you do and how do you calm her down?

>> No.15077630

>>15077620
Sarlacc girls are the best plant girls. Try to prove me wrong, you can't.

>> No.15077634

>>15077629
>What did you do

Her.

/thread

>> No.15077636

>>15077607

>Alraune's husband dies of old age
>She consumes the body, not wanting to have him buried in a cemetery or be cremated.

Seems like you'd want to become undead if you went with a plant girl or something.

>> No.15077638

>>15077629
Threaten to bring home a human girl.

>> No.15077640

>>15077610
Actually, we only began to eat meat due to scarcity of edible plants back then, not because we were natural carnivores. We don't need to eat meat anymore due to all the farms we have, but we grew so used to eating it we got used to it.

>> No.15077643

>>15077629
Charge my hand into overdrive and give her an atomic headpat.

>> No.15077646

>>15077629
Headpat her into submission

>> No.15077647

>>15077627

That sounds nice.

>> No.15077654

>>15077629
I don't really know what I did, I'm not the kind of person that makes others mad. I'm the one who usually gets mad at things, actually.

>> No.15077656

>>15077640
>scarcity of edible plants
No we ate meat because humans have complex brains that require large amounts of proteins and amino acids not found in many plants. It's not that they were scare so much that it was impossible without agriculture.

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>>15077643
>>15077646

It's only super-effective against lolis and girls in needing of tender healing.

You may have to supplament your strategy with sparkly eyes and a throaty whisper of, "My beloved maidu"

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>>15077629
Drank all the vodka.

Engage in the Snow Mongol mating dance of choreographed squatting and yelling out "CYKA CYKA BYLAT" before wrestle-sex.

>> No.15077660

>>15077640
No. We ate meat because it's a calorie packed treat. Even fucking squirrels will chow down on steak if given the chance. Chimps will kill when they can get away with it. Those old stories about apes stealing babies in the Congo aren't just wives tales.

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>>15077657
Is there anything besides vegetables that isn't super effective against lolis?

>> No.15077664

>>15077629
Told her I wasn't making cabbage soup for dinner when it's her favorite meal all week. It will be stuffed cabbages instead.

>> No.15077665

>>15077656
>>15077660
>we ate meat because humans have complex brains that require large amounts of proteins
We didn't require large amounts of proteins back then, and we don't do now, Anon.

>amino acids not found in many plants.
>it was impossible without agriculture.
Yeah, scarcity of required plants to eat. That's exactly what I said. Shit just wasn't there for us to grab and eat, so we had to make do, so we gave meat a try.

And then we just found out meat is tasty as fuck and had a shitload of calories/fat to keep us alive.

>> No.15077667

>>15077483
>I'm sure Monorus is willing to do loli, and has drawn it in the past.
When did he draw loli?

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>>15077667
This is the only thing that comes to mind

>> No.15077671

>>15077657
For some reason when i look at this image the pillar men theme comes to mind, why the fuck?

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>>15077657
>It's only super-effective against lolis and girls in needing of tender healing.
Kikis naturally crave the affection of their master and draw this from headpats

>> No.15077682

>>15077629
I did a robutt.
I'll do her now. Then the robutt again.

>> No.15077683

>>15077667
That one Kon image comes to mind.

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>Diet argument
>People still unironically reply to veganfags

>> No.15077685

>>15077675
I want to headpat a Kiki!

>> No.15077686

>>15077665
No you dope. Primates have been omnivores since before they were primates, back when the first lemurlike animals were swinging around when there were Megalodons still in sea. The difference is humans got good at it.

Most non-ungulate mammals realize on an instinctual level that meat is a fantastic concentrated source of calories.

>> No.15077689 [DELETED] 

>>15075027
cucc

>> No.15077690

This talk of meat and BBQ makes me imagine a Kejourou eating a rack of ribs, hair on each end of it, tearing it apart and eating it as she goes.

Her hair will be messy at the end but I'm sure it'll be worth it.

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>>15077684
Yeah it's funny what one little shitpost does.

>> No.15077697 [DELETED] 

>>15077689
#FeelTheBern

>> No.15077703 [DELETED] 

>>15077697
I want the gommies to leave

>> No.15077707

>>15077686
Fine, Anon. Believe whatever you want.

>> No.15077711

>>15077690
That's kind of hot.

>> No.15077718

>>15077685
I want a Kiki to head pat me.

>> No.15077721 [DELETED] 

>>15077697
You're already here believing fantasy waifus, why not fantasy economics too?

>> No.15077722

>>15077667
I remember him mentioning that when Hentai Foundry made the change, he had to delete a bunch of his stuff.
Also, that Misty drawing he did way back counts as underage, I guess.

>> No.15077723

>>15077707
>Scientific fact
>Believe

Go take some proper classes in biology, like Cenozoic paleo or modern Field Mammalogy. Then maybe some of your secondhand hearsay will sound as stupid to you as it does to everyone else.

>> No.15077729

>>15077686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPa-NetXeUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q91dUtDYkU

>> No.15077730

>>15077665
We didn't require large amounts of proteins back then, and we don't do now, Anon
Not to sound like an ass, but that's wrong.

As to the second point, I was unclear. There were an abundant amount of wild plants in many areas of primitive society. Yet few could have sustained their needs for protein. I was trying to make the distinction between those facts.

>> No.15077733 [DELETED] 

>>15077721
>>15077703
Socialism is America's solution.

>> No.15077736

>>15077723
>Tries to namedrop complex terms from the field to sound smart
>Tries to continue a bait-initiated conversation when the other party tries to disengage and return to the actual convo topic.

Stop trying so hard to defend your fragile ego. Let it go. Someone on the internet thinks you're wrong. Big whoop.

>> No.15077738

>>15077729
>tfw this reminds me of the commanders that used to feed corpses to their horses
>and how the horses loved it

>> No.15077740

>>15077707
What you're forgetting is that the entire reason mammals nurse is to pump fat and protein into offspring for their development. Since humans especially continue with brain development for far longer we require more protein and acids that most other animals.

Humans can absolutely be vegetarians, but primitives were incapable of farming the kinds of plants that would have allowed them to switch from meat.

>> No.15077743 [DELETED] 

>>15077733
The only socialism worth having is National Socialism

>> No.15077745

>>15077738
Maeras monstergirl when? The carnivorous mares of Herculean myth were cool.

>> No.15077747 [DELETED] 

>>15077733
good for a laugh, mate

>> No.15077751

>>15077552
>We don't have pointy canines
Go look into a mirror and open your mouth.

>> No.15077758

>>15077751
He means big pointy canines you find in actual carnivores, Anon. Ours are stubby compared to them.

>> No.15077759

>>15077736
Stop being retarded. I just mentioned two sophmore-junior level undergrad classes. Easily the lowest hanging fruit if you want to know anything about mammals in detail instead of your armchair veganing based on the discovery channel.

If you think those base level things are special, I've got a whole library of mammalogy books in my office. I can crank up the field specific autism to totally incomprehensible.

>> No.15077762

This is only response vegetarians deserve:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgym6v9_05I&ab_channel=%D0%92%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%B8%D0%BC%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%98%D0%B4%D0%B5%D1%8F

>> No.15077765

>>15077729
>Hunger and lack of food an animal usually eats forces them to eat whatever then can digest to survive
Wow, cows and deers are carnivore now, everyone!

>> No.15077766

What MG has the most delicious meat? How hellhound's meat taste like?

>> No.15077767

>>15077759
>But someone on the internet still thinks I'm wrong!

>I'm going to ignore your point and continue on about how smart I am, for no other possible reason than to nurse my bruised ego.

>> No.15077770

>>15077766
The most delicious meat is Alp tail meat

>> No.15077773

>>15077766
I want a hellhound to taste my "meat!"

>> No.15077774

i just wanted to talk about monster girls

>> No.15077775

>>15077759
For supposedly being as smart as you are, you don't seem to realize he's either too dumb to argue with or trolling you. Let it go.

>> No.15077778

What the fuck did I just walk into?

>> No.15077780

>>15077759
You're the only one getting autistic over this whole ordeal anon. The discussion was over before you stepped in.

>> No.15077784

>>15077766
I do;t think they would like that if we ate them.

>> No.15077787

>>15077766
Zombies know there's no tastier flesh than a demon freshly smote.

>> No.15077789

>>15077766
Dr. Benway would say it's the meat of the Aquatic Centipede that tastes best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QJWOLMerE8

>> No.15077790

>>15077775
This, he's even given up trying to argue is so-called "facts" and is now resorting to petty greentexting. Don't give him any more attention. There's a known attention whoring shitposter about lately and I wouldn't be surprised if this is just another one of his things.

>> No.15077791
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>>15077778
Meat town.

>> No.15077801

>>15077791
>looks so good
I hate you right now.

>> No.15077805

>>15077791
When I saw him putting all the meat on that pink sheet, I thought he was going to roll it all up and make a bacon explosion roll.

>> No.15077807

>>15077629
-Told her I was too depressed to work.

-Man up. Headpat the Kiki, and get my ass back to work. Proving once again that it doesn't matter how you feel if shit needs to be done.

>> No.15077810

I want to introduce Zipangese MGs to BBQ!

>> No.15077815

>>15077790
No, I wasn't the anon who posted the bit about the "believe" stuff. He was someone different.

I just found it amusingly ironic how he kept going on about how biology smart he was while continuing to feed into a troll comment chain like a blind idiot.

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>>15077791

>> No.15077817

>>15077791
I just went to Cooper's BBQ in Llano Texas the other weekend, you can pick out a bunch of stuff that looks good before realizing you'll be paying 40 bucks. fucking worth it.

>> No.15077822

>>15077810
Just make sure you don't introduce it to the mist continent.

Meat addled monkeys is the last thing we need.

>> No.15077826
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15077826

I want a cute dog girl to love me despite my oddities

>> No.15077827

>>15077791
>brisket
>ribs
>pulled pork
>hot links
>turkey breast
>all smoked

It's like a full platter of everything Texas BBQ. The only thing missing is the guy isn't wearing a mail glove so he has to cut slower.

>> No.15077830

>>15077791
You fucker, now i'm hungry.

>> No.15077831

>>15077818
I want the HD version of her so badly. Wight, too.

>> No.15077835

>>15077817
A good place is both huge portions and cheap. You shouldn't pay over $15 for one person unless you're 300 pounds or bought a pitcher of beer.

>> No.15077836

>>15077810
I want to eat Zipangese MGs as BBQ

I mean if you ate Ryu you'd probably be denounced by every god in the pantheon, but I bet the meat is saturated with magic and you'd get marvelous supernatural powers and it'd be worth it.

>> No.15077842

>>15077826
>mfw Dog girls become a thing
>Most loyal pets you will ever get
>Also the most airheads
>you can teach her to do lewd thing to oyu
>Teach her to suck you off
>She will do it with the most innocent, non-lewd face she has
>just happy that she can help you somehow
Not sure if i would want it or would feel bad about it.

>> No.15077843

>>15077835
Kelly's Circle Tap in Davenport Iowa has a full rack of pork ribs, with fries, for 15 bucks. I need to go back sometime.

>> No.15077845

>>15077836
Every human in Zipangu gets their shirikodama removed at age 18 if they're not in the clergy.
Shirikodama is the anal soul ball that is the source of a human's magic power.
It is mostly a vestigial organ and kappas adore it.

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>>15077818
Not him, but Ghouls do can probably form natural Kitchen Claws with that red material over their hands.

>> No.15077848

>>15077836
hardvore fags pls go

>> No.15077850

>All this BBQ talk
I bet half of you fags haven't watched a BBQ Pit Boys video

>> No.15077851

>Monstergirls want to have sex with humans
>Humans want to eat monstergirls
Mutual destruction ahoy.

>> No.15077852

>>15077845

Doesn't getting that removed kill a human though?

>> No.15077853

>>15077846
>that red material over their hands.
You know that's blood right?

>> No.15077854

>>15077845
>Every human in Zipangu gets their shirikodama removed at age 18

For a second I misread that as "Every MG in Zipangu" and imagined some sort of Japanese coming-of-age festival/ceremony where MGs get anally deflowered. I want this to be a thing now.

>> No.15077855

I just finished drinking a bottle of wine i had in my fridge and i'm a bit tipsy, which monster girl would help me with my hangover?

>> No.15077856

>>15077836
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.15077859

>>15077791
>>15077846
God fucking damn, I'm hungry.

>> No.15077860

>>15077852
Not in happy go lucky land.
>implying the Japanese aren't already dead inside

>> No.15077861

>>15077791
>>15077818
Art of Ghoul hyperventilating and drooling while watching barbecue prep videos.
When?

>> No.15077863

>>15077846
Imagine a Cat girl doing this.

>> No.15077864

>>15077855
Satyros seems the most obvious choice

>> No.15077867

>>15077855
Satyros. She's gotta know some seriously great hangover cures if she worships Bacchus.

>> No.15077868

>>15077855
Satyros, she wouldn't fix your current hangover but she'd make sure the next lot of wine you drink is her special kind that doesn't cause hangovers in the first place.

>> No.15077869

>>15077845
[Citation Needed]

>> No.15077872

>>15077864
>>15077867

>Do you know the cure for a hangover Anon?
>MORE WINE

>> No.15077877

>>15077872
>Uh, isn't this unhealthy?
>Look the pledge is to drink a keg of wine I think you're getting off easy
>Pledge? What?
>What, you aren't here to join the frat?

>> No.15077879

>>15077867
Bacchus sects have alcohol that doesn't lead to hangovers IIRC.

>> No.15077880
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15077880

>Janitor instantly deleted posts as soon as national socialism popped up
>Veganfag argument is still up

>> No.15077882

>>15077869
My citation is my collection of people getting their shirikodamas removed.

>> No.15077885

>>15077863
I'm imagining taking a jinko to a bbq joint in Texas and her tearing into a beef chuck like that

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>>15077880
Mods are shekel mongering Tanukis, anon, nothing to be done.

>> No.15077891

>>15077879
No, you're just confusing alcohol with Japanese "JUICE". Which, due to public safety censorship prohibiting the showing of alcohol consumption, causes all anime/manga characters to get drunk off non-alcoholic juice instead.

>> No.15077896

>>15077711

All that sauce in her hair, bits of meat she might have missed. But she has a happy grin on her face.

>> No.15077897

>Wake up to 100+ posts deleted
It's just like the good old days.

>> No.15077900

>>15077896
Are her lips greasy too?

>> No.15077902

>>15077897
THE GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER what's a 9/11 equivalent in MGE?

>> No.15077904

>>15077902
whatever it is, let's not talk about it

>> No.15077905

>>15077879
Satyros are my spirit monster waifu.

>> No.15077906

>>15077902
Cait Sith?

>> No.15077908

>>15077900

Yeah. She might need your help getting cleaned up

>> No.15077909

>>15077902
B/a/nishment?

>> No.15077910

I want to take the haughtiest, most himedere, twintail drill wearing, unused to the trials of the common man, Elf to an uncouth BBQ restaurant.

>> No.15077913

>>15077896
The idea of dignified girls being messy eaters is turning me on more than it should.

>> No.15077919

>>15077908
Tome for a bath and brush.

>> No.15077922

>>15077902
Sentencing under penalty of chastity belting.

>> No.15077927

>>15077902
Lescatie

>> No.15077929

>>15077919
I know this is a typo, but this sounds like the perfect gift for a Lich looking for a new avenue of pleasure research.

>> No.15077931

>>15077927
Do not remind me of such horrors anon.

>> No.15077936

>>15077927
Lescatie was an inside job.

>> No.15077940
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>>15073480
>tfw no short haired /fit/ tomboy hellhound gf to engage in rough cuddle fucking with

>> No.15077942

>>15077940
>/fit/ tomboy

Why not just go for a dude at that point? Hard ass, flat chest, talks and acts like a guy...

>> No.15077948
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>>15077942
Because I'm not into dudes, I just like a girl who can kick my ass.

>> No.15077950

>>15077910
How would you react if she loved it?

>>15077940
My brother.

>> No.15077955

>>15077948
Good on you for taking the high road and not responding negatively to a loaded question. You're a good one anon.

I still think tomboys are just another form of Alp though

>> No.15077957

>>15077913

>MGs acting dignified in public but as a guilty pleasure greatly enjoy eating with reckless abandon in private.

>> No.15077962

>>15077955
They're just alps in denial.

Also they're flat. Absolutely worse than lilims

>> No.15077969

>>15077936
What? so we are cumflating Lescatie now?

>> No.15077972

>>15077927
>TFW Blackberry fuckmuffin will never give you a public trial by fuck
>Just for trying to pour salt on her chocolates in Lescatie

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>>15077962
>flat being a bad thing

That's how you get your head bashed in by baphomets and dragons.

Also, flat is okay if they've got nice hips and a soft ass.

>> No.15077991

>>15077957
>You'll never be a highschooler in MGC
>You'll never accidentally catch the class' Ojou-sama tearing into a juicy burger.
>She'll never ask you not to tell anyone.
>You'll never end up becoming her jogging partner and eventually friend.
>She'll never use you as a daki after a long day.
>She'll never confess her feelings to you and look at you with hopeful eyes waiting for your response.
>You'll never see the joy in her eyes when you say you feel the same.
Fucking damn it, it always goes to romance with my brain.

>> No.15077992

>>15077950
How much did she love it?

>> No.15077998

>>15077979
>dragons
>flat

What the hell are you talking about.

>> No.15077999

>>15077962
Where was it ever said that all tomboys are flat? Because Misato didn't stop being a thing.

>>15077992
Wiggling ears, blushing, Shokugeki no Soma levels of enjoyment.

>> No.15078002

>>15077998
>One of those anons who thinks literally every MG is a physical/mental clone of the profile

Sigh. How many times does KC need to say it?

>> No.15078003

>>15077979
Flat is good if they're girly, but if she's both flat and mannish then that's definitely not good.

>> No.15078005

>>15077999
Then I get a boner.

>> No.15078007

>>15077999
>Because Misato didn't stop being a thing.

If you mean Eva's Misato, she was a slob, not a tomboy. She wore heels, tight sweaters, pencil skirts, etc.

>> No.15078009

How does your waifu react to premature ejaculation?

>> No.15078012

>>15078002
You were the one to say they were all flat.

>> No.15078014

>>15077999
Kagura had boobs. And a tanline

>> No.15078015

>>15078009
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz cheese muffins zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>> No.15078016

>>15078012
Uhh, anon, he didn't. He said "calling a powerful MG flat is how you get beat up," among which he cited baphomets and dragons. Both of which are known for great feats of physical strength.

>> No.15078018

>>15078007
Anon, a tomboy is just a girl who enjoys things that guys enjoy. And that was her work attire, at home she wore a tank top, shorts and pretty much nothing else.

>> No.15078019

>>15078009
I don't think she will care about premature ejaculation when she's going to fuck me dry anyways.

>> No.15078020

>>15078009
>Ara ara~
Which immediately gets me hard again.

>> No.15078022

>>15078018
>He thinks being a slob is only for guys, and that girls like to be all pretty and vain even in their free time at home

Oh bless your little heart, anon, but I think you've watched too many "cute girls doing everything cute and girly" animes.

>> No.15078025

>>15077657
I want to head pat a loli ghoul as she voraciously sucks me off.

>> No.15078027

>>15078025
You'll make that little maneater's heart flutter.
Which is weird, since it's not beating.

>> No.15078028

>>15078016
Oh, then i misunderstood him.

Lolis still shit tho

>> No.15078031

>>15078018
>Hellhound in loose tanktop and ass-hugging shorts

I'm writing this one down.

>> No.15078034

I have grim news.
Anon, you're waifu has become a shipper.

>> No.15078035

>>15077417
Okay, I can understand the first. Hell, I even agree with the first. But the second is just objectively wrong.

>> No.15078038

>>15078025
That's how you break thermodynamics anon, at least for Kikis.

>Give an MG spirit energy, and already (probably) entropy-violating perpetually renewable source of energy, as it can be used to produce demonic energy to recharge you to produce more spirit energy.

>On top of that, overcharge her further with headpats AT THE SAME TIME

I'm not sure what would happen, but it probably involves getting sucked into an inter-dimensional rift used by maids to keep all their tools without the use of bags or backpacks.

>> No.15078039

>>15078022
He's right about tomboys though. They like to do boy things and aren't afraid to get their hands dirty, but it has nothing to do with voluptuousness or hair.

>> No.15078045

>>15078034
like, a merchant sailor? Good money out at sea, I might join her to work security.

>> No.15078048

>>15078045
I mean online shipper, she writes fanfiction and draws fanart.
All of which are shit.

>> No.15078049

>>15078039
>elf who likes working on engines and motorcycles when?
I want one to ride an old hardtail Shovelhead chopper and try to keep it on the road, never riding it without a small set of tools on hand.

>> No.15078050

>>15078038
>kiki reaches for feather duster
>pulls out some anon getting sucked off by a loli ghoul

>> No.15078052

>>15078048
nothing wrong with a hobby, maybe I can help her write better.

>> No.15078053

>>15078045
>Do you know where I can find some Sailors?

>> No.15078073

YBA, I've been waiting patiently for my June fix. ETA on when those chapters may go up?

>> No.15078094
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15078094

*HONL HONK*

New Dark Souls waifu coming in.

Pure, cute half-dragon, reincarnation Priscilla, and leader of the new Darkmoon Blades. Not the elf ears and the big, meaty tail (not pictured).

Yorshka is cute, CUTE!!!

>> No.15078098

>>15078094
Thanks for spoiling that you fucking faggot.

>> No.15078100

>>15078094
Nice albino stickman you have there, Anon.

Doll and Maiden In Black are still superior.

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>>15078094
She looks retarded and anorexic.

>> No.15078105
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The best part about the faggot cat doujin was seeing the other human/monster couples.

>> No.15078109

>>15078094
Gonna kill that half-dragon.

>> No.15078114

>>15078094
>Cosplay tier girl, choppy grammer, and cutoff--

ERMAGAHD HONL HONK

>> No.15078115

>>15078105
KC said he'd do a Wilmarina doujin at some point didn't he?

>> No.15078120

>>15078094
>waifu

>> No.15078124

>>15078105
>that one guy is fucking a humpty egg

>> No.15078126

>>15078094
>new waifu
Anon, this is not how it works.

>> No.15078129

>>15078094
Looks like fucking mouthbreather

>> No.15078135

>>15078102
I wonder what's going on with Priscilla, is she having tea parties with bonewheels and ravens?

>> No.15078137

>>15078124
>Cheshire threesome
>white river loli fucking
>sexed tea

>> No.15078147

>>15078031
Don't forget the lack of a bra to hold her tits back.

>> No.15078149

>>15078094
BE ADVISED: COPY THAT

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>>15078105
>not the faggot cat faces

>> No.15078165

>>15078105
what faggot cat doujin

>> No.15078169

>>15078165
>go to the panda
>search Kenkou cross english
Ta dah!

>> No.15078185
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15078185

Uh-oh!

It looks like the Hoof Pussy Kingdom defeated the Anonymous Legion in battle and now the leaders of both sides are discussing the surrender conditions!

You, being of sound mind and judgement, are given the option to personally choose 100 of your anonymous brothers to hand over to the hooved demons or 50 men via a random process that neither prince or pauper is safe from.

Which do you choose?

>> No.15078189

>>15078105
Sex parts were too short and hectic to fap
Though the atmosphere was great, it felt like legitimate insanity
Pretty spoopy

>> No.15078191

>>15078169
I never really bothered learning how to bypass the panda after all these years, does it have a specific title?

>> No.15078197

>>15078185
Random with me offering myself to the cute armored unicorn.


Granted, I'm a peasant of no renown but that's what happens when you put someone with no militry experience in charge

>> No.15078198

>>15078185
Well, if we are all truly anonymous, we must choose the random option. For we are all equally faggots.

>> No.15078199

>>15078185
None of them.

>> No.15078200

>>15078191
Mamono Musume Zukan Higai Houkoku ~Cheshire Neko no Oidemase Fushigi no Kuni~ | Monstergirl Encyclopedia Damage Report ~Cheshire's Welcome to Wonderland~

>> No.15078208

>>15078185
Can't you faggots just fucking coexist and fuck off already? What was all the goddamn fighting for in the first place?

>> No.15078209
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>>15078185
I choose my own path!

I summon the forces of the horsegirlpussy kingdom to counter the evil hordfes of the horsepussy kingdom!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cafL0l-Mo

>> No.15078211

>>15078185
I choose to end the Horse Pussy Kingdom meme once and for all. But what is one man's choice in a world that doesn't care?

>> No.15078213

>>15078185
Horse pussy a shit
I choose 100 trusty mighty men and destroy the horse pussy kingdom from within

>> No.15078215

>>15078209
>posting that cosplay yuribait here
Why anon? Why must you do these things?

>> No.15078219

>>15078200
Thanks dudemanny-o

>> No.15078220

>>15078213
>mighty men
>anons

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>>15078199
>>15078209
>>15078211
>>15078213
The Hoof Pussy Kingdom anticipated the Anonymous Legion's betrayal and took steps to crush it if need be.

Now the entire Anonymous Legion belongs to the Hoof Pussy Kingdom, well done, you've failed literally everyone.

I like how Horse Pussy Kingdom hasn't been a thing for months now yet half the people here are incapable of reading "Hoof" Pussy Kingdom.

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>>15078215

>> No.15078227

>>15077855
>One bottle of wine making you tipsy
>Getting a hang-over from only one bottle of wine
Fucking lightweights.

>> No.15078228

Text wall inbound

>Start thinking about Wonderland MGE a bit too long one day
>Spot Wizard of Oz on ye olde DVD shelf
>Start imagining the setting with Monstergirls
Cowardly Jinko
>who uses dandere personality to draw men close enough to trust them
>Still a jinko and still very strong, grows braver on husbando's love
>"RAWR~ I can do it if hubby believes in me!"
Aloof goofball Scarecrow
>IQ and attention span of a harpy in a golem
>Infectiously happy personality and genuine smile 24/7
> LOATHES FLYING THINGS
>Reliant on husband when they get one for smart decisions but until then their bestest buddy in the whole world
>whether she likes it or not... introducing~
Tin woodswoman
>Kuudere and lacking a heart going by the book version
>same deal as glacies, energy given to them by their husband "builds up" their heart with his love
>personality develops based on husband's
She can get pretty fucking scary with that axe though, remember the wolves from the book?
porcelain doll girls and munchkins
>ball joints and shortstacks my god
FLYING KAKUEN
>Slappable ass at eye level all day erry day
>jiggling giggling flocks of horny madwomen, the air reeks of pussy
>Wear cute little fez hats they gift to their husbands
>Harass/guide by chasing visiting men through the land of oz in the similar to smug faggot cat
>except they do it as a mob
>Save when they're working for....
Witches of the West
>Ara ara~ tier smug green-skin witches in all black
>Milf looking types who went the other way to gain magical powers
>Extraordinarily jealous of "those young hussies getting all the men" and are often at odds with Sabbath witches
>Trick human girls who end up in oz into wearing cursed items such as silver/ruby slippers or some other jewelry
>Curse turns them into easily attached and "come with me I need your help please sir" clingy types
>They figure that men don't like overbearing girls and bringing out that side of them will open up the market on men so they have a chance
They fail to understand why this never ends up working
As they years go on they don't age past MILF but do become increasingly desperate for a husband
Like seriously, someone give her the D, she's been taking it out on those poor flying Kakuen girls
Dorothy(s)
>The other "WELCOME TO OZ SIR!" guide
>Jokingly called street walkers by the other residents for their tendency to stick to the yellow brick road
>and thier shiny new high heels
>Similar in function to Alice, no idea they're monsters and innocent look
>Lure in victims/husbands by saying they'll look for a way out of Oz together by following the road
>Goes about as well as you think it does from there
Glenda the Good witch
>A lilim actually, white magic wants to buld a paradise for men and monster waifus to fuck in prosperity
The Wicked Witch
>leader of the other witches of Oz and all around TOP-RAPE femdom queen
>Essentially an evil Ilias
>Foiled by all these damn Alices & Co. running around and that SELF RIGHTEOUS WHORE, GOD DAMMIT GLENDA!!!
THE WIZARD OF OZ!
Actually a very very scared shota hiding behind illusion magic
Once upon a time Glenda and the Wicked Witch spotted him at the same time during his wizard apprenticeship and proclaimed dibs
Spells were cast and the shota attempted to defend himself from the Milf-Off
All this magic of different schools in one spot caused some shit and Oz was made
He got away but was trapped here, so used his magic to create some rudimentary jade golems to build a fortress for him to hide in
Cloistered himself away in the throne room to research a way out but over time the jade golems turned into MGs when he wasn't looking
Now he can't leave and the latent magic from the creation of Oz stops him from aging so he can't die
Hasn't seen the light of the sun in ages; Glenda and Queen Rape keep knocking on the gates
please send help

Probably been a topic at some point but what setting do you want to see with monster girls?

>> No.15078229

>>15078185
I choose the glue factory

>> No.15078234

>>15078225
I noticed, and I'm sure most other anons did as well. I just assumed it as another stupid synonym (like Ushi-Oni = Cowspider).

>> No.15078239

>>15078225
We know you're the same faggot who did Horse Pussy Kingdom. Changing it to Hoof this time doesn't magically make it something different.

>> No.15078241

>>15078225
That's bullshit. Can't we be sold off to another kingdom?

>> No.15078242

>>15078220
It would be a stealth sabotage operation anyways. Poisoning their water supplies, burning houses at night etc

>> No.15078243

>>15078228
>Wondderland MGE
I'm still waiting on that faggot to deliver Caterpillar smut

>> No.15078247

>>15078234
Fun fact. Spidercow was originally a derogatory for Arachnotaur when it was getting spammed back in the day, since that's what it means. Then it got picked up as a generic for all Ushi's later.

>> No.15078248

>>15078185
random, hopefully it won't be me, and I can leave for Mist kingdom to find a jinko to settle down with and she can help me with my PTSD

>> No.15078249

>>15078242
>Implying half the anons are physically fit enough to even go on a raid, even without any actual gear.

>> No.15078253

>>15078243
I need a chill AF stoner Oomukade in my life

>> No.15078254

>>15078228
This is fantastic anon, the Wizard of Oz series were my shit as a kid.

>> No.15078255

>>15078225
Are you surprised? Most people here barely know how to read.

>> No.15078259

>>15078253
>chill AF stoner
Dormice are sleepy all the time. That's practically the same.

>> No.15078262

>>15078254
You're welcome. The MGE setting is lacking milf witches, completely disregarding how based they are.

>> No.15078264

>>15078147
A given of course.

>> No.15078269

>>15078259
BUT SHE CAN'T COIL AROUND ME ANON!

>> No.15078270
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15078270

>cybernetic rape spiders
has science gone too far?

>> No.15078272

>>15078270
Spoopy

>> No.15078273

>>15078262
>The MGE setting is lacking milf witches, completely disregarding how based they are.
True.

I wonder how a Witch of the West would react if you took her swimming or wanted to have shower sex.

>> No.15078274

>>15078270
Needs to go further.

>> No.15078275

>>15078270
She looks like a damned tavern wench.

>> No.15078277

>>15078269
If you want to get stoned while an MG coils around you, why not Medusa?

>> No.15078295

>>15078274
>Needs to go further.
It's like you WANT a rape crazed robutt to be unleashed upon the world

>> No.15078303

>>15078295
Wrong. I want many rape crazed robots unleashed upon the world.

>> No.15078307

>>15078273
The "Younger ones"? Probably with a coy response like "an older woman like me, anon are you sure? Well, I suppose I can show you a thing or two.." or fake acting shy and embarrassed before rocking their Double-D's and child bearing hips in a wicked two piece

The more desperate ones?
Varying. Anywhere from a stuttering thankful mess to classic cackling before she whips out the Wicked Witch guide to rope ties and bondage

>> No.15078316

>>15077842
I would feel pretty bad about it desu.
I want her to understand there implications of what's happening.

Any less would be bearing legitimate paedophilia

>> No.15078317
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15078317

>>15078303
>Wrong. I want many rape crazed robots unleashed upon the world.
Will they be piloted by Succuviruses?

>> No.15078318

>>15078225
We will fight to the last man, disgusting beasts.

>> No.15078322
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15078322

Who is the artist? I can't find this pic on gelbooru or pixiv

>> No.15078325

>>15078317
They would also be succuviruses shutting down the communications, security and infrastructure systems so they can't fight back as well.

>> No.15078330

>>15078322
that's Butter-T's, I think you can't find it because it's supposed to be behind a Patreon paywall.

>> No.15078331

>>15078253
I do too but I don't think that faggot's ever going to deliver and I sure as all fuck lack the proficiency at writing without it sounding like a generic h-manga.

>> No.15078335

>>15078322
Butter-T has some skill, but there's something about his style that makes it look rather generic.

>> No.15078339

>>15078335
As one anon pointed out, Butter-T hides his bad anatomy skills behind good colouring skills.

>> No.15078340
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15078340

>>15078325
Does that mean the succuvirus that installed herself on my drive is actually an infiltrator for the robot overlords?

>> No.15078342

>>15078340
Yes,

>> No.15078343

>>15078340
What the hell kind of name is Giffany?

>> No.15078345

I want a liquid metal golem from the future to come back in time so she can court me

>> No.15078363

>finally got some motivation to write today
>actually wrote
Feels good man.

>> No.15078375

>Lava golem hired by chocolate factory to keep vats a flowin'
>Successive generations later/accident occurs
>Molten chocolate golem

What would you do for a chocolate MG waifu anons?

>> No.15078378

>>15078340
I kinda feel sorry for any Succuvirus that would install herself on my computer. She'd be blind.

>> No.15078379

>>15078375
Chocolate makes my belly hurt, I could never have her.

>> No.15078383

>>15078375
Does she taste good?

>> No.15078385

>>15078363
>Had motivation to write
>Played Dark Souls III instead

Fuck me. I'm going to grab some dinner and then actually write.

>> No.15078393

>>15078363
>Have ideas to write
>Consider writing or Dark Souls III
>Play Dark Souls III
>Look at thread, decide if it's worth it
>Get kung-fu flying kicked by a Mimic
>Die
Thanks, thread.

>> No.15078404

>>15078383
She exudes rich molten actual chocolate anon. If that's not enough for you you can always.
Get her into foodplay and scoop icecream onto the split of her legs for you to eat her out wakame sake style

>> No.15078406

>>15078363
>Finally got motivation to write today after years
>Remember this place
Oh.

>> No.15078407

>>15078317
>beadvised.jpg

>> No.15078408

>>15078375
If she's like those chocolate lava cake things then I'd do unspeakable things to acquire one.

>> No.15078411

>>15078406
Shut up Bollocks

>> No.15078444

Chocolate is worst flavor

>> No.15078455

>>15078404
Sounds fun, but not waifu worthy. Maybe for a fun weekend as a bachelor, but that's about it.

>> No.15078467

I'm not 100% sure what this girl is but I do think she's cute.
http://imgur.com/a/qzit4

>> No.15078472

>>15078467
Preliminary observation suggests that this particular specimen might be a girl who also happens to be a monster.

>> No.15078481

>>15078467
You have good taste Anon, i'm neither sure what she is though.

>> No.15078483

>>15078467
some kind of freshwater..shark...dragon thing
with big thighs.

>> No.15078497

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56359251

I do like some knives.

>> No.15078500

>>15078497
I hate pixiv.

>> No.15078505

>>15078497
>This artist
Hoo yeah

>> No.15078511
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15078511

>>15078375
I'm allergic to chocolate.

>> No.15078517

>>15078467
Whatever she is, I want to put my dick in her.

>> No.15078520

>>15078467
source? I'm not getting anywhere with tumblr

>> No.15078527

>>15078520
http://hushabyevalley.tumblr.com/

>> No.15078534

>>15078527
thanks anon

>> No.15078548

>>15078497
Why can't we have more mayadere/yandere stories that are actually good

>> No.15078556

>>15078467
Looks like a underwater predator, I just know that I want to grab on to her tail and go for a swim.

>> No.15078557

>>15078548
It's not easy to do.

>> No.15078594

>>15078548
i wish there were Yandere stories where the girl is warm to the MC but hostile to everyone else, feels like in every yandere story the MC ends up tied somewhere or fears for his dick.

>> No.15078632

>>15078557
Yeah but I mean, come on man. A few of the ones linked yesterday had some kind of stupid mamanobana gimmick involved.

>> No.15078652

>>15078375
As long as she doesn't look like the new Godzilla design, replacing red with brown, I'd do many things.

>> No.15078663

>>15078652
>new Godzilla design
Explain.

>> No.15078670

>>15078663
>He doesn't know about Anno's future masterpiece

>> No.15078696

>>15077902
Someone have the Dark matter flying into the twin towers?

>> No.15078706
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15078706

>>15078696

>> No.15078721

>>15078652
>>15078663
>>15078670
http://i.imgur.com/YjU7wlG.jpg
Anyone who isn't hyped is a communist.

>> No.15078724

>>15078663
Let the video explain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WkxVHyzivg

>> No.15078728

>>15078721
You say that now. Just wait until the final 30 minutes of the movie is just Godzilla contemplating in a room.

>> No.15078733

>>15078721
Look at those eyes.

>> No.15078738

>>15078721
Does this version of Godzilla have a nickname like Bearmodezilla did?

>> No.15078759
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15078759

>TFW Souls games sap all motivation to do anything but die over and over
>To include writing

>> No.15078782

Do wocks brush all their teeth.

>> No.15078790

>>15077902
>>15078706
Thanks to anon, this is MG 9/11.

>> No.15078811

>>15078724
Why are his arms so puny?

>> No.15078826

>>15078782
Well that one has a Gold tooth so I assume she has some dental care for them

>> No.15078828

I want to brush my monster girl imouto's teeth.

>> No.15078829

This road looks pretty quiet to cross. I hope I reach my house safe so I can spend another day with my waifu.

>> No.15078837

>>15078829
Anon was hit by a truck and died shortly afterwards.

>> No.15078848

>>15078837
Fortunately, his waifu was a wisp. The end.

>> No.15078869

That's a fast bad end, anon was a shitty driver.

>> No.15078889

>>15078094
What is this? A waifu for skeletons?

>> No.15078891

>>15078829
Then a swarm of Rat Girls poured up from the sewers and tackled him to the ground.

>> No.15078896
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15078896

LET'S GET SHITFACED!

>> No.15078903

>>15078759
>Have to go outside and do student shit
>All I want to do is stay at home and grind my jaw like a masochistic slut in denial
Its hard desu

>> No.15078930

>>15078869
The morale of the story is that no one is safe from Japanese trucks.

>> No.15078942

>>15078930
I need to see a bigamous love triangle SoL between a japanese salary man, japanese cold-chan and truck-sama

>> No.15078949

>>15078896
Eh, chems don't do much for me. Apparently I've got some bullshit resistance or something. Alcohol makes me tired, and caffeine makes me...tired. I wish I was making this up. Apparently the anesthesiologist for my wisdom teeth removal was worried when he had to use more knockout juice than normal.

>> No.15078951
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15078951

>> No.15078959

>>15078951
Come again?

>> No.15078963

>>15076792
She looks very familiar for some reason.

>> No.15078964

>>15078959
I found it while milling around KCs front-page. That, and I don't understand the context beyond Leon talking to a smug Lich.

>> No.15078966

>>15078951
What is that slutty Lich saying?

>> No.15078969
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15078969

Holy shit Loen you beautiful bastard

>> No.15078970

>>15078966
>I once sucked a cock THIS big
>It was yours
>Can I get seconds?

>> No.15078972 [DELETED] 

>>15078829
Anon was reincarnated in KC world, and was turned into an alp for being suck a faggot.

>> No.15078977

Your waifu is salty for some reason, how do you get her to stop?
Alternatively, how does she stop you from being salty?


Roll if you want.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

As for me.
>Elf: Ear rubbing/massage for calming her down
>Vigorous discussion about the topic for getting me less salty.

>> No.15078980

>>15078896
But I want to remember our nights of drunken revelry!

>> No.15078984

>>15078837
Anon was reincarnated in to KC world, and was turned into an alp for being such a faggot.

>> No.15078986

>>15078951
So I'm guessing she's that creepy Head Cultist.

Who plays the midget? A Tanuki with a Napoleon complex?

>> No.15078987

>>15078969
Jesus, I am supreme jelly.

>> No.15078988

>>15078896
I'm sorry, I'm an abstainer. Unless you meant that literally, in which case I'm just grossed out.
Do you have a moment to talk about Mr. Mayor and what his plan is for YOU?

>> No.15078990

>>15078964
>>15078986
>>15078966
Clearly she's commenting on how Leon is smalltime.

>> No.15078994

>>15078977
>Blue Oni
Since she's so salty, she won't notice me constantly refilling her drink.
I'd say she's got about 30 minutes until hammered status is achieved.
Then comes the drunk baby making and post-coitus cuddles in the bath.

>> No.15078997

>>15078977
>how do you get her to stop?

Feed her eggs. Sneks love eggs.

>> No.15079000

>>15078977
The same answer for both questions.
Headpats.
Yes, I know she's a dormouse, but if you have one patting your head you literally can't be salty.

>> No.15079001

>>15078997
I will understand why anyone would eat the eggs, let alone all these eggs.

>> No.15079002

>>15078994
Sounds comfy.
Would she be sitting on your lap or would you be in hers?

>>15078997
What snek?

I need to know so I can properly imagine a snek eating eggs while saying 'Let me tell you why it's shit'

>> No.15079003

>>15078977
Tail brushing.

>> No.15079004

>>15078977
>Arch Imp.

Worship her like a queen seems to be the only available option.

>> No.15079010

>>15079002
>What snek?
Miia

>> No.15079014

>>15079004
>worshiping an Arch Imp
Sounds like fun.

>> No.15079015

>>15079000
Would she do it while napping?
Sleepily patting it before getting comfy again?

>>15079003
Just be sure you get it right, I imagine she'd just get angrier if it was done wrong.

>>15079004
Would she be commanding you to take her side?

>>15079010
So miia with an egg in her mouth then.
Cute.

>> No.15079017

>>15078972
>That freudian slip

No anon, you are the alp.

>> No.15079018

>>15078977
>Hellhound
Steak and cuddlesex.

>> No.15079019

>>15078977
Wing preening for her and just some alone time with snacks and beer for me.

>> No.15079021

>>15079015
>>15079010
I don't even like eggs but i learned how to make them for Miia
https://my.mixtape.moe/hrkwvq.png

>> No.15079023

>>15078977

Ruffle her hair

>> No.15079024

>>15079002
>Would she be sitting on your lap or would you be in hers?
In hers definitely. She gets touchy-feely when plastered and me sitting in her lap makes for easy access.

>> No.15079027

>>15078977
>Alp

Dickthrone, spadetail rubbing, ear nibbling, headpats

>Alternatively, how does she stop you from being salty?

Blowjobs, giving me a cheeky smile, letting me get a win in vidya

>> No.15079028

>>15078977
Headpat the Kiki, and take care of some of the work load. She's been working too hard as of late.

>rolling for the hell of it
>Girtabililu

Guess headpats won't save me here. That's gonna be a painful sting coming my way...

>> No.15079030

>>15079018
Those both sound pretty good right now.

>>15079019
What bird?
It sounds like it would be nice helping her clean them.

>>15079023
What would be getting their hair ruffled?

>>15079024
You gon git groped.

>>15079027
Sounds pretty good.
Alps are quite weak to head pats.

>> No.15079031

>>15079027
>Dickthrone
>for an Alp
We need art of this. Someone turn on the Alpie signal.

>> No.15079033

>>15079028
Sounds good, although the roll may result in furious procreation.

>> No.15079035

>>15079021
Opposite for me. I've always liked eggs, so breakfast would be real easy to make.

https://a.pomf.cat/lzofjm.png

>> No.15079036

>>15079030
Nerd bird.

>> No.15079038

>>15079030
>What would be getting their hair ruffled?

A Kejourou of course.

>> No.15079040

>>15079036
Gotta keep the nerd bird neat.

>> No.15079042

>>15079015
Seeing as how dormice do everything while napping, yes.

>> No.15079044

>>15079038
That sounds nice, although the hair may not let go.

>> No.15079046

>>15079044

Well I had no intention of stopping.

>> No.15079047

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE

???

>> No.15079049

>>15079035
I'm good with other stuff, just have never liked eggs

I have fantasies sometimes about wiggling out of bed to make Miia steak and eggs for breakfast in bed

I would keep lube in the bedside cabinet not for sex, but for wiggling out of her scales when needed

>> No.15079051

>>15079047
And you're only 3 weeks late.

>> No.15079055

>>15079051
In hindsight I really should've known better than to assume this general wouldn't have immediately ravaged any new tangentially-related discussion topic.

>> No.15079056

>>15079046
Always a wise decision.

>> No.15079057

>>15079055
>ravaged
I don't think anyone really cared.

>> No.15079058

>>15079055
Now you're learning. Isn't it fun?

>> No.15079061

>>15078977
>rolled Amazoness

I don't have the faintest idea.

>> No.15079065

>>15079061
I know what to do with an upset Amazon.
Tell her you want to play "Diana & Steve". She loves when you do that.

>> No.15079066

>>15079061
Naked apron.

>> No.15079067

>>15079061
Shes going to Cuddlerape you anon. And you are going to enjoy it... probably.

>> No.15079075

>>15079061
>rolled Amazoness
I also did. Is yours also upset that you said you wouldn't do the public sex thing anymore? She thinks she can force me, but she'll come home to burned dinners for a month if she tries.

>> No.15079102

Do we have more people in here? There are more than 180 unique ips

>> No.15079105

>>15079102
Are you stalking us, Succuvirus? You have sisters maybe?

>> No.15079108

>>15079102
I'm two or 3 of them, I post from my phone if i want to be comfy in bed

>> No.15079109

>>15079102
Some people post from more then one IP. I often post from my phone.

>> No.15079112

>>15079102
We've been slowly gaining people ever since the exodus, even accounting for dynamic IP's. It's not a new thing.

>> No.15079114

>>15079102
>>15079108
Same, I post from my desktop, my bedroom laptop and my work computer at least once a thread.

>> No.15079120

>>15078896
So long as we get fucked up in my house

>> No.15079142

>so many more threads to go
Anyone know any ghost stories?

>> No.15079145

>>15079102
I'm two of them. Use a phone at work.

>>15079105
>succuvirus with sisters stalking the thread

This will not end well for the anons involved.

>> No.15079151

>>15079145
It's okay, my computer is infected with a Quantum Wurm so they're going to stay out of it.

>> No.15079158

>>15079151
>Quantum Wurm
aww jeez

>> No.15079160

>>15079142
This one time I was fapping and a skeleton popped out

>> No.15079162

>>15079158
It'd be fine but she seems to think my porn folder is like, super interesting.
And it's almost all BDSM stuff. How can you do that with a Wurm?

>> No.15079167

>>15079160
Did the skeleton help you?

>> No.15079170

>>15077791
God dammit, it's too late at night for me to be grilling

>> No.15079171

>>15079162
You just tell her that you've gotten magical restraints, Wurms fall for placebos every time.

>> No.15079173

>>15079171
But, I'm a sub and stuff.

>> No.15079175

>>15079173
Then you just need to get gear that is easy for Wurms to work with!

>> No.15079177

What would a yandere pharaoh be like?

>> No.15079180

I want to use a deodorant that has the scent of a crisp dollar bill and walk down the street, followed by a growing group of Tanukis!

>> No.15079181

>>15079175
This is going to be expensive and scary.
>>15079177
Like the original Mummy, but with the genders reversed.

>> No.15079189

>>15079142
One time I was in a car with a friend, we had come from the movie theater after a bunch of us went to see.
Took a right down a street with poor lighting, and as we turned the corner there was a tall figure, about 7 feet tall comparing its height to the height of his truck. This thing was pure white, but facing away from us so we didn't see any facial features. It stepped over the guardrail and went down the ditch next to the road, and it was gone when we pulled up and looked down the slope.
It also had what almost looked like rabbit ears sticking straight up out of its head, and so my friend ended up jokingly referring to it as the Easter Bunny when he tells the story.

We asked around and a handful of people in the area had said they also occasionally see it, and one old guy said that people saw it as far back as the 40's, and that it once got hit by a train and when the train stopped because the conductor thought he just hit a person, the thing sprang back onto its feet and started attacking the train itself.

>> No.15079190

>>15079180
I want to be the butler of an older, tubbier tanuki!

>> No.15079194

>>15079177
The kind who would tie you down with her bandages and insist that you worship her as the Imperial Pudding

>> No.15079198

>>15079189
Let's go grab some cameras and go inna woods to find it!

>> No.15079201

>>15079120
>Trying to take advantage of a nice girl

Shake
My
Head
Senpai

>> No.15079203

>>15079167
Yes but it was 2 spooky so I couldn't get off

>> No.15079205

>>15079190
I want to be the paid-by-the-day rent-a-boyfriend/humanboy daki that the lonely old Tanuki who spent all her time working hires!
I want her to try and buy out my contract, only to find that that trick has been tried by older and richer Tanukis before her, and that I come at an exorbant price!
I want to have to see her face when she realizes that she's been outbid on me by her mother!

>> No.15079220

>>15079205
Mother/Daughter/Boy threesome where both tanukis are older than you?

>> No.15079236

>>15079220
You don't make a profit by sharing your capital.
It'd probably end up in a trade war, vastly increasing both of their incomes.

>> No.15079249

>>15079236
They're keeping it in the family is all.
And you get to see the slightly perkier daughter next to her more mature, and softer, mother.

>> No.15079277

>>15079249
I want to see them go from bidding over me to bidding against each other.
> " Ten thousand! "
> "Thirty! "
> " Fifty! "
> " One million! "
> " Now you're getting into pocket change. Two million, and my underwear. "
> " Three million, and HIS underwear! "
" Hey, boy. i'll give you twenty bucks for your boxers. "

>> No.15079282

>>15079277
One of them is going to pull out the Bat Credit Card soon, and whichever one does it, that's the one I'm going home with.
Oh wait, they live in the same house.

>> No.15079303

>>15079282
They're bidding to see who gets to get impregnated first.

>> No.15079365

FAT
CAT
ASS

>> No.15079378

>>15079303
How foolish. Looking at the feast before him, how could anyone not dig in to both at once?

>> No.15079387

>>15079378
Indeed.
Plump tanuki tail for the taking.
Both at once would be the best.

>>15079365
how fat is too fat?
Some cats can get pretty big

>> No.15079391

>>15079378
The only fool here is you. A bidding war like the one described is the most refined form of tanuki foreplay!

>> No.15079423

Huh what? Did you say something?

>> No.15079430

>>15079423
I said study real life models and read if you want to get better at making content.

>> No.15079433

>>15079430
DAMN YOU SPIRIT, HAUNT ME NO LONGER!

>> No.15079437

>>15079430
Last night I had a dream I was writing a series of shorts for the thread. They were all comedic porn movies being filmed with Monster Girls.
Then I woke up and remembered how I tried to write a real story with the same idea and it made me sad.

>> No.15079460

Didn't KC say he'd consider making an automaton profile? I need my robutt fix.

>> No.15079463

>>15079460
Don't Golems suffice?

>> No.15079466

>>15079463
I said robutt, not rock butt.

>> No.15079484

>>15079466
More like clay butt.

>> No.15079485

>>15079437
And now I remember someone actually asked me to keep writing that one story after all this time.
Life is cruel.

>> No.15079515

>>15079485
It's never too late anon, at least one person cares rather than just be ignored no matter how often you write.

>> No.15079518

>>15079515
But anon, you don't understand. There is no redemption to be had here.

>> No.15079521

>>15079437

Last night I dreamed an army of thralls under an ancient wight invaded my castle. I had to fight them room to room with nothing but a shortsword. It wasn't even like videogame level. It was pure horror, stab a guy in the eye and he just keeps pushing forward while you curse that you can't get your dull blade to punch through the bone in the socket. All the while they're breaking through barricades and my men get fewer and fewer until I'm all that's left, running for my life through empty stone halls lit only by fading moonlight.

Then she appears floating in front of me, terrible and gray, wispy hair and a frayed gown like a ghost and a corpse all in one.

"You've given me quite the chase. But now I've caught you. I'm going to fuck you. I'm going to fuck you 'till you're dead. Then you will be mine, eternal."

It wasn't like a sexy wight either. Sure she was physically pretty, but it was a full on corpse that smelled like a crypt. I think it was the smell most of all that creeped me out. That and the empty skeletal sockets instead of eyes, and the papery rustle her clothes made as they brushed over her dry skin. And the cold, like the wet stone of a forgotten plutonian cave. We talk about how cute "warm" is, but with all five senses assaulted by something like that creature, the only instinct was to run screaming.

So, you know. Your dreams could be worse.

>> No.15079527

>>15079484
I wonder how marble butt is.

>> No.15079529

>>15079527
If the asses of classical statues are anything to go by, they're mighty fine.

>> No.15079537

If my town is going to be taken by the demon lord's forces I'm going to make sure I wreck some shit before I get raped

I could be as minor as glueing amazon's swords to their hands or as major as pissing off a lilim. I'm going to do something!

>> No.15079538

>>15079518
How about self satisfaction you finished something to the end?

>> No.15079540

>>15079538
Nah. Maybe I'll do those shorts though.

>> No.15079543

>>15079537
What if you get Steve'd before you could pull something off?

>> No.15079544

>>15079537
>not going full Home Alone

>> No.15079545

>>15079537
If my town was going to be taken, I'd go out and surrender myself before the battle begins in the hopes they would be more gentle to a willing slave.

>> No.15079547

>>15079543
I think the names Steven and Stephen are both punishable by death at this point in Order country. Stephanie on the other hand, is a very popular monster name.

>> No.15079550

>>15079543
Then Steve will get his limbs broken, one way or another.
Even if we all get loving monster wives I'll make sure he wont be enjoying his for a long time

>> No.15079554

>>15079547
I should be a story of a Steve that tries to clear the curse of his name by defeating the demon lord.

>> No.15079556

>>15079554
>There should be*
hooray for my shit grammar!

>> No.15079557

>>15079554
And then he became known as Steve Tangos, Captain Lescatie.

>> No.15079558

>>15079554
>The Legend of Sir Stevenson the Just

>> No.15079562

>>15079554
Twist ending
The demon lord's husband was the original Steve

>> No.15079568

>>15079562
It's a work based on the struggles of having an identity in a world that considers you and all you know to be an overly bland blank state to be written on.

>> No.15079570

>>15079554
>>15079558
I want this as a movie.

>> No.15079579

>>15079568
A story following the DL's husband would be nice

>> No.15079583

>Live in Lascate as everything hits the fan
>Friends, neighbors, and family members are all fucking in the streets in a massive orgy as they change.
>You have the 'luck' to remain human, forcing you to spend your days pretending to be an incubus so that 'fresh meat' doesn't get put on the menu.

>> No.15079587

>>15079583
>pretending to be an incubus
Wouldn't work, they can tell.

>> No.15079589

>>15079579
It would be good if he saw the good in the DL's plan and had a reasonable argument over time that led him to love her.

as opposed to Elt who kinda just instantly rolls with everything he gets

>> No.15079595

>>15079583
>Go to the butcher to buy dinner
>Minotaur lady grinding meat in the back with her hubby
>Go to the blacksmith to get the new door hinge for your house
>Getting a handjob from a dwarf
>Go to the carpenters to get them to fix your door
>Guy asks why you need a door as he's ridden by a succubus
>Go to the bakers to just get some bread
>A werecat is getting plowed on the counter
>Baker makes a quip about putting a bun in the oven
>You have to deal with all this shit every day from now on

>> No.15079600

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please give some of the simpler girls some love.

Alraune are ready for some tender loving and those mermaids on the beaches are fine.

Only dwarves allowed are shortstack.
KC done goofed with these ones.
They aren't even lolis.


>>15079595
>"Why do you need a door"
>Shout "Because I don't like others watching!" as loud as you can.
>No one knows your still 100% human although folks do whisper about where your wife is all the time.

>> No.15079601

>>15079595
>Figure the last place monsters would be is the old church
>Surely you can get some peace and quiet there
>It's been demolished and the ruins turned into Deruella's funtime sextravaganza and love hotel

>> No.15079603

>>15079601
That or it's now run by one of Elt's wives and filled with rapey lolis collecting their stuff so they can go live with oniichan.

>> No.15079606

>>15079601
>Deruella's funtime sextravaganza
>I feel like this would be the name for the fall of Lescatie if she tried to market it as a porn DVD

>> No.15079607

>>15079603
The ruins of the MGE NotVatican are mentioned in World Guide 1 as the premier sexual tourist destination for monsters from all over the world

>> No.15079608

Which grill needs more art? First reply wins so don't bother replying if someone has won to not bother the thread

>> No.15079610

>>15079608
Valkyrie

>> No.15079613

>>15079608
SOLIDER BEETLE

>> No.15079614

>>15079608
Roper

>> No.15079621

>>15079607
>Walk up to church, hoping its deserted.
>Instead find half the paladin order fucking the other half on the floor.
> Perform a 180 and pray that the crotchety old drill instructor you ran messages for doesn't notice you.
>It looks like she's dropped several decades and wants to put that whip to use.

>> No.15079622

>>15079570
Im going to ad this to my collection of movies to Show in a MGE cinema
so far this makes 2!

>> No.15079624

>>15079613
>solider
IT'S "SOLDIER" YOU ILLITERATE FUCK HOW YOU PEOPLE CONSISTENTLY SPELL THAT INCORRECTLY GOD-

Actually I would like more SOLDIER beetle art, c'mon

>kamen rider
>soldier beetle

The art practically draws itself.

>> No.15079628

>>15079624
Grammar is not my friend today, forgive me.

>> No.15079629

>>15079624
>trying to a infest a good monstergirl with toku
You should be ashamed.

>> No.15079632

>>15079622
What's the other one?

>> No.15079645

>>15079622
>MGE cinema
The floors had better be liquid repellant.

>> No.15079646

>>15079629
Okay then how about Zoids? Does the idea of beetle girls harnessing the awe inspiring power of their mechs to show their bachelor of interest that they are the superior pilot and engineer entice you?

>> No.15079648

>>15079632
We talked about it a while back.
It was a vanilla succubus driven crazy as she can't get a boyfriend due to being "too plain".

>> No.15079655

>>15079646
Zoids is a great line of kits, and a terrible animated franchise. Does your awful taste know no bounds?

Wait. I think I'm talking to Alp. That question should answer itself.

>> No.15079657

>>15079655
Excuse me, but I'm Alp and I have no idea what the hell a zoid is, so fuck you for besmirching my pristine reputation with your bigoted slurs!

>> No.15079663

>>15079657
No bigoted is this, you are the quintessential example of a non exceptional writer who will always and forever more be the punching bag of this thread.

>> No.15079666

>>15079663
And yet you people begged me to return in this very thread like the masochist sluts you are.

>> No.15079668

>>15079666
I begged no one!
I don't even know half you writers

>> No.15079671

>>15079663
I said that because Alp had the habit of randomly bringing up whatever show he was watching at the time in the thread, especially mech shows.

>Dat time where he marathoned all of Universal Century in like a month

The madman.

>> No.15079672

>>15079668
Just look at this groveling.
>>15079538
>>15079515

>> No.15079674

>>15079671
>Alp had the habit of randomly bringing up whatever show he was watching at the time in the thread, especially mech shows
That wasn't me, that was Average who was watching Gundam.
>Dat time where he marathoned all of Universal Century in like a month
That definitely wasn't me.

>> No.15079692

>>15079671
>especially mech shows
Anybody else watching PA Works save mecha?

>> No.15079707

>>15079692
Already started watching too many shows by the time subs were out for the first episode.

You know what the world needs though? A mech anime were all the pilots are monster girls and shout out cheesy special attack names.

>> No.15079712

>>15079707
Yeah, if only we had a handsome, talented and intelligent writer/artist to create a comic book for it to be based on.

>> No.15079714

>>15079672
We need someone to bully, we get lonely otherwise

>> No.15079717

>>15079707
>Twin Death Descent
>Sonic Thrust
>Lashes of Lividness
>Dante's Inferno
>Firefly Barrage
>Cop

>> No.15079719

>>15079717
Oh yeah? Well you just wait until next week

>> No.15079726

>>15079707
It's 20 minutes a week, man.
Time travelling samurai with a bad attitude, hot milf, aliens and giant robots murdering the shit out of each other.

>> No.15079731

>>15079726
I misread hot milf, aliens and giant robots as hot milf aliens with giant robots.

>> No.15079737

>>15079731
If something had hot milf aliens with giant robots I'd pick it the hell up.

>> No.15079756

>>15079731
We haven't seen the aliens yet, they might be hot milfs.

>> No.15079807

>six more threads before us
So this is what it was like to be on the boat, huh?

>> No.15079829

Considering monster girls like Succubi get sustenance from the men they sleep with, would a Succubus in a dry spell for whatever reason need to eat more to make up the difference?

>> No.15079832

>>15079829
Yes. With enough sex, the need for food, drink, sleep and air is negated.
Incubus and Succubus fucking is essentially a perpetual motion machine.

>> No.15079855

>>15079832
>Succubus' husband has to go away on a business trip
>Third day in and she's sluggish and tired
>Goes to an all you can eat buffet
>Gets asked to leave and banned for life after eating nonstop for 4 hours

>> No.15079859

>>15077473
I can name Norasuko and Fautsketcher off the top of my head.

>> No.15079862

>>15079807
Don't worry, it won't take long for us to get off the boat.
Like Guts.

>> No.15079873

>>15078115
Wilmarina and Shirohebi were the ones he mentioned he was plotting.

I do hope that, in keeping with what was shown in the Cheshire Cat manga, it'll feature other girls of the locale, while keeping focus on the cover girl. So Ryu at least, possibly other shrine girls like Inari, Kitsune-Bi and Tsuki, and perhaps branching out further through Zipangu with Youko, Oomukade and the like...

The Wilmarina one seems more likely to focus on just her though, given he decided to do it to be as lovey-dovey as possible, so as to "Counter" NTRfags. A whole harem would just confuse things.

>> No.15079881

>>15078467
>http://imgur.com/a/qzit4
Y'know, something about this girl seems eerily familiar...

>> No.15079907

>>15079855
>Leaving a Succubus behind to do other stuff
I don't think they would accept it easily, they would follow you and give you boners when you least expect it.

>> No.15079971

>>15079907
>"Excuse me, miss? My wife is on the wing of the plane."

>> No.15079994

How fearsible is the idea of being able to stealth through the Wonderland to the exit without being raped? How can I pull it off?

Please help I wanna go home. I can hear rustling in the tree leaves nearby

>> No.15080011

>>15079994
Are you able to lose your sanity without actually losing it? you will be mostly safe if you mess with them when they try to mess with you.

>> No.15080013

>>15079994
Your chances are incomprehensible to one. Good luck.

>> No.15080034

>>15079994
It would work for awhile, after that they would find you. They always do.

>> No.15080035

>>15079994
I think you should accept your fate and try to get a fate you'd prefer.

Try crying. Either an oneesan Wock will come by and cuddle you, or a Cheshire will come to bully you.

>> No.15080043

>>15079994
Just stay calm and try to remember some of the basics of CQC.

>> No.15080073

>>15079994
If you can achieve the single-minded focus of a wurm playing pretend you could probably fool them all with 'I can't see you, you can't see me'

>> No.15080084

>>15078896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycq5Kp4D-xc
>You will never run through the forests with a Satyros in drunken revelry to this song
>You will never both laugh, feeling the wind in your face

>> No.15080110

>>15079994
Oh come on, what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.15080112

>>15080084
>Drunk Satyros singing Irish drinking songs
>this song comes on, then she gets sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

>> No.15080117

>>15080112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgVNrUjd99A
>Irish

>> No.15080120

http://i.imgur.com/Euiu1CM.png

Drunk chubby Christmas Cake Monster Girls are the best.

I want one to fall asleep in my lap drunk while I pet her head!

>> No.15080127

>>15080117
I know it's not Irish, but it's a depressing song about alcoholism

>> No.15080128

>>15079994
Go to the nearest mad hatter. She seems to be the most level headed of all the wonderland girls.

>> No.15080129

>>15080128
>She seems to be the most level headed of all the wonderland girls.

>> No.15080137

>>15080129
One is narcoleptic. One is insane. One is a fierce rapist. She just drinks tea all day.

>> No.15080141

>>15080137
She has Mad in her name.

>> No.15080143

>>15080137
The moment she starts talking, you'll be thinking otherwise.

>> No.15080144

>>15080141
She's mad for tea and cakes. What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.15080168

>>15080120
>Drunk chubby CC Satyros who often teases you and gives you kisses on the cheek
>You always figure she's just trying to mess with you, especially after one time she used your head as a boobrest
She's not

>> No.15080187

>>15080144
Had a weird thought.
Do you think that Mad Hatters have a favorite dormouse for brewing their tea? One they become best friends with and talk to all the time? Or do they just grab whichever is closest as they grumble out of bed and toss it in their giant teapot?

>> No.15080188

>>15080168
>Cheek kisses
My heart can't take innocent cuteness of this caliber, please have mercy

>> No.15080206

>>15080120
They are truly the best, especially when they playfully tease you.

>>15080168
That would be amazing and cute.

>> No.15080214

>>15080187
The doormice get passed around a lot when they're napping by their respective hatters.
Imagine a smug Hatter carrying a door mouse under her arm with a '#1TEA' ribbon taped to her face

>> No.15080231

MGE's dormouse is fucking cute.

I really want to do an illustration of her in a teapot but I'm still too occupied with that dmm EMG game's current event to even start working on it.

>> No.15080249

>>15080231
http://i.imgur.com/G6KPnT5.jpg
Cutest rape landmines, I still want the figure but paying ridiculous prices for it isn't something I'm willing to do.

>> No.15080259

>>15080249
Dayum, that's cute. What's the price for that?

My plan for the illustration is to have a sleepy dormouse violently raped in a teapot. Deciding between 69 rape and consensual rape in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

>> No.15080281

>>15080259
No idea about the exact price since it was only sold at specific events to my knowledge, the resale prices are probably pretty steep.
>consensual rape in the missionary position
Sounds good, something like this would fit nicely too. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1434005

>> No.15080327

>>15080231
>I really want to do an illustration of her in a teapot
That sounds wonderful.
>>15080259
You'd be lucky to find a garage kit version of that figure.

>> No.15080426

>>15080327
>You'd be lucky to find a garage kit version of that figure.

Assuming it's 3D printed, all he'd need is the blueprint data file used to make it and renting a printer. That and maybe some paint.

>> No.15080427

Between a necklace and earrings, which one would a dragon prefer after a date?

>> No.15080433

>>15080427
Pearl necklace.

>> No.15080435

>>15080427
>earings

Do they even have ears? I thought they had those fin-things instead. Probably unpiercable armor stuff. So unless they're clip-ons or something (if those even work for fin-ears), necklace.

>> No.15080457

For some reason this thread keeps scrolling me to the bottom every time I tab away, anybody else getting this?

>> No.15080463

>>15080457
Me too
I thought there was something wrong with my 4chanx but other threads seem fine
Pretty spoopy
2017 soon

>> No.15080499

>>15080426
>paint
That'd hinge on the stability of the material he uses in the 3D printer.
>>15080457
It's been doing that to me for a few days now.

>> No.15080550

>>15080457
It's only this thread for me and it kinda freaks me out. I thought I had accidentally hit a hotkey or something that autoscrolls to the bottom for every new post or something like that.

>> No.15080556

>>15080457
Oh shit, that's not just me then. Super weird, you sure it's not 4chanX being wonky?

>> No.15080626

http://i.imgur.com/g5qnKCO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9gR5FDw.jpg

First Cheshire and now Hellhound, he better do the rest of the smug squad.

>> No.15080629

>>15080626
He did cheshire? When?

>> No.15080634

Earlier this week.
http://i.imgur.com/cTYhGzi.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VFspLhS.jpg

>> No.15080638

>>15080626
She must have drank a lot of milk when she was young

>> No.15080650

>>15080626
>those hellish canid calcium cannons
When will this guy do lactation stuff? His style is perfect for it.

>> No.15080655

>>15080626
>>15080634
I love big fat tats!

>> No.15080661

>>15080634
The guys way of drawing breasts is within the goldilocks zone of "big, but not too big" for me. I love it.

>> No.15080752

>>15080661
Agreed, they're the perfect size for large breasts without being too much.

>> No.15080767

>>15080752
Now I want to see how well that guy can draw asses.

>> No.15080843

H-hello?

>> No.15080846

>>15080843
No, this is Patrick.

>> No.15080847

>>15080843
Sup.

>> No.15080857

>>15080843
DELETE THIS

>> No.15080859

>>15080843
Going to be a quiet afternoon unless something huge comes up, we're still 6th in line.

>> No.15080866

Lets discuss beltbras on small girls with big tits.

>> No.15080870

>>15080866
Why not big girls with small tits?

>> No.15080878

>>15080866
>Belt bra on a Hobgoblin
I need this.

>> No.15080890

>>15080866
They're best on a Salamander wearing spats.

>> No.15080894

>>15080890
The world needs more oppai Lizards

>> No.15080941

>>15080894
Oppai loli salamanders and lizards?
Those sound nice.
Especially if the former has an overly large grin and the latter has a little, upside down 'V' face.

>> No.15080963

>>15080941
>Especially if the former has an overly large grin and the latter has a little, upside down 'V' face.
That should be a standard on oppai lolis and shortstacks.

>> No.15080978

>>15080941
>Double paizuri from oppai loli Lizard and Salamander
>The lizard keeps complaining about how such things should be saved for after marriage but goes through with it due to the Salamander's taunting
>Your first load is blown all over the lizard's breasts, much to the Salamander's disappointment as she licks up what's left on your shaft
>Thinking it's over with the lizard goes to get dressed but is quickly pinned down by her friend
>"Come on nee-san, you're not going to let her get away that easily are you?"

>> No.15080984

Consider the following: Daughterus in comfy pajamas.

>> No.15080985

>>15080984
Would cuddle.

>> No.15080986

Clown girl when?

Jack in the Box girl when?

I hope KC does spooky Carnival girls someday

>> No.15080987

>>15080978
I love it.

>> No.15080988

>>15080986
>Jack in the box girl

Isn't that a mimic with face paint?

>> No.15080994

>>15080988
But everytime she pops out she has to play the song first

Sometimes she'll do it really slowly just to fuck with her boyfriend

>> No.15080995

>>15080843
Hey man
Ayy daddy-o
WHA
SUP

>> No.15080997

>>15080963
It should be.
The need either cheerful smiles or cute pouts.

>>15080978
Salamander gon git pregnant before I do the same on the lizardman.

>> No.15081004

>>15080984
Would tell a bedtime story.

Makes me remember the cyclops love story my dad used to tell me

>> No.15081022

>>15080984
What about waifus in comfy pajamas?

>> No.15081026

YOU GOT THE TOUCH

>> No.15081034

>>15081026
YOU GOT THE POWER

>> No.15081045

>>15081022
Comfy pajamas are not for clothed sex.

>> No.15081047

>>15081026
>>15081034
YOU'RE CRUISIN' WOOORLD

>> No.15081052

>>15081045
http://i.imgur.com/RpqliP9.jpg

>> No.15081056

>>15080984
>snek daughters in long pajamas
My heart.

>> No.15081065

>>15081052
Jesus christ did she absorb an entire person's life essence through her chest?

>> No.15081086

>>15081052
>Staining a perfectly good set of comfy pajamas with sex
This fucking fag right here

>> No.15081107

>>15081004
Do tell anon.

>> No.15081125

>>15080984
Even better: daughters covered in your cum.

>> No.15081162

>>15081125
For family bonding reasons?

>> No.15081172

>>15081125
Anon, don't start.

>> No.15081174

Chapter 12 of A Serpent in Zion is published.

https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/

>> No.15081200

So, new Monster Girl tomorrow?

>> No.15081209

>>15081200
Not for another 2 weeks at least.

>> No.15081216

>>15081209
But last time the wait was only 2 weeks

He could do one tomorrow for all we know

>> No.15081219

>>15081125
Daughters having their childhood friend for a sleepover and giving him shy and clumsy reacharound handjobs under tehe sheets.

>> No.15081245

>>15079521
I dreamed a rusalka, there was a lot of blood, it was kinda hot but then there were a lot of dead dudes.

I still don't know why I keep dreaming of girls with gore caused by them. It's been a few weeks already, I'm worried.

And fuck you Penywise, you don't help at all.

>> No.15081256

>>15081107
Well I can't remeber very clearly, but it was something like this:

>A long time ago, in a house lived three sister and their mother.
>The first sister only had one eye, the second had 2 and the third one had 3.
>The two sisters and the mother bullied the first sister because she only had one eye, so she was always sad.
>One day, a prince from a distant kingdom came and he was hungry.
>There was an apple tree in front of the sister's house, however there was only one apple.
>The prince said that he was going to marry the one that fed him the apple, so the sisters decided to climb the tree.
>The one that climbed first was Three Eye, when she got to the apple she saw three of them, reached for the wrong one and fell.
>Two Eye saw two apples, reached for the wrong one and fell.(What the fuck dad?)
>Mono Eye only saw one apple, she got it and gave it to the prince.
>They married and had a bunch of one eyed kids, and so they lived happily ever after.

I have no idea where my dad got this story from, but I still remember it to this day.

>> No.15081264

>>15081245
Would Rusalkas at least be considerate enough to keep the lunch and sex separate?

>> No.15081291

>>15081256
That's cute. Sounds like something Monoeyes tell their children.

...anon have you checked how many eyes your mother has lately?

>> No.15081307

>>15081256
>>15081291
I was about to say the same thing, sounds like your dad's getting that mamomana pussy.

>> No.15081308

>>15081264
You know, I'd rather go dungeon crawling far away from the sea instead of confirming that.

Though I do live near the sea...but monster girls don't exist, right?

>> No.15081321

If I make myself cry next time dragon bullies me will it make her feel bad and start to leave me alone?

>> No.15081338

>>15081321
I want to start crying to trigger a Dragon's inner protective instinct!

>> No.15081339

>>15081321

No

>> No.15081340

>>15081264
That does depend. If you're her husband she will listen to you. If you're just food, probably not.

>> No.15081344

>>15081321
No, she’ll probably try and make you happy again. With cuddles! After the sex of course.

>> No.15081347

>>15081321
Probably. Don't try this with manticores though

>> No.15081358

My life goal is to out smug a cheshire

>> No.15081367

>>15081358
Don't do it, human bodies aren't meant to endure that level of smug.

>> No.15081371

>>15080984
Daughterus in pyjama onesies.

>> No.15081373

>>15073598
I want more haunted mg items

>> No.15081379

>>15081321
You should bully her back.

>> No.15081384

>>15081347
What happens if I cry when my Manticore Oneesan bullies me?

>> No.15081385

>>15081307
>>15081291
My sister said he also told us a mermaid story, but I can't remember exactly how it went.

>> No.15081388

>>15081379
but she is very scary!

>> No.15081402

>>15081385
Sounds like a pretty cool dad, a rarity in these lands.

>> No.15081410

>>15081388
So listen to this, what you have to do is you grab a bunch of fake money, so when she steals it to buy lunch for herself she will be incriminated and everyone will dislike her. If they ask her how she got the money, she probably won't say she got it from bullying you, so you are safe. You can use this chance to spread bad rumors about her.

After everyone hates her, you offer a helping hand, become her only friend that she can depend on. After all of this you then you decide if you want to trick and backstab her or if you want to be more than just friends.

>> No.15081461

>>15081385
I think I know where your Monster girl love comes from.

I used to fantasize about Lamias and Sharkgirls when I was younger.

>> No.15081465

>>15081384
She gets wet.

>> No.15081472

>>15081465
You mean wet with her tears as she realizes what she's done and vows to change her bully ways?

>> No.15081480

>>15081472
I want to see a Monoeye accidentally bully a shota and break down crying when she realizes what she's become. Then they both sit at the park bench crying their eyes out until they reflexively hug each other.

>> No.15081575

>>15081480
A monoeye with big tits?

>> No.15081580

>>15081575
Very big tits.

>> No.15081584

>>15081575
Yes, and big hips. She's very onee-chan-like, which helped the boy reach out to her chest for comfort.

>> No.15081594

>>15081472
Hah no

>> No.15081598

>>15081480
>>15081584
That's when Manticore Oneechan bullies both of them right?

>> No.15081607

>>15081580
>>15081584
Make it the KC brand blueberry Cyclops, and we have a deal.
>tfw no onee-Cyclops with OniTengu-tier tiddies
>you will never molest her plump sweaty tits and ass
>>15081598
Hopefully that Manticore has sensitive breasts.

>> No.15081610

>>15081598
And then Titania oneechan steps in to protect them

And Kakuen oneechan slaps her butt at the boy

And then Kraken oneechan steals the boy away

And then Paladin oneechan tries to rescue him only to be struck down by Jinko oneechan

And then Cheshire Oneechan teleports the boy away.

Such is life in Oneechanland.

>> No.15081614

>>15081607
>Hopefully that Manticore has sensitive breasts.
They're small and flat, hence why she bullies Monoeye Oneechan.

>>15081610
What about Demon, Hellhound and Jabberwock Oneechans? They're some of the quintessential Oneechans.

>> No.15081617

>>15081598
>Manticore Oneechan
>implying it's not a Manticore imouto that's even shorter than the guy
Highschool Monoeye and middle school Humanboy are going to cower together before the vile assault of the primary school Manticore so hard her plump breasts really press into his chest. He's going to get the suspension bridge effect for her and also a boner.

>> No.15081622

>>15081614
They're chasing after the boy's friends.

His parents told them not to climb the fence but they did it and are in one hell of a mess.

>> No.15081629

>>15079994
Try and remember the basics of cqc. Also try and friend a crocodile mask

>> No.15081631

https://a.pomf.cat/hnnprv.jpg

So this popped up on pixiv, it doesn't seem the Pharaoh's used to her new job yet.

>> No.15081646

>>15081631
It's not loading for me.

>> No.15081649

>>15081631
>THIGHS
I want to buy her off the new queen and use her an an intercrural onahole.

>> No.15081655

>>15081631
>>15081646
>>15081649
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PHARAOH FROM THE OLD HAG SNAKE?

>> No.15081657

>>15081631
That actually makes me feel sad.

>>15081646
It didn’t load for me at first either, I just messed around with a proxy for a moment and then it worked.

>> No.15081660

>>15081646
Have a mirror http://i.imgur.com/Afq7SSh.jpg
>>15081655
But I already swore loyalty to grape snake.

>> No.15081662

>>15081631
That's Barbs stuff isn't it?
Also, follow-up where the Pharaoh comically bashes the Apophis' head with the plate when?

>> No.15081666

>>15081657
You can rescue her anon.

I'll distract the grapesnake by having really hot sex with her and you rescue the Pharaoh.

>> No.15081670

>>15081655
>>15081666
I want to rescue her for the evil clutches of the Apophis!

I also want to demand sex as the payment for her rescue.

>> No.15081672

>>15081655
I'm a bad enough dude to break in and molest her while she sleeps.

>> No.15081681

>>15081655
>Old Hag Snake
Apophi literally did nothing wrong

>> No.15081686

>>15081681
They're mean fat old hag snakes.

>> No.15081695

>>15081681
Those big, cold, clammy tits are gonna suck up all the warmth from your dick and jizz.

>> No.15081700

>>15080984
Yeti daughteus with special big fluffy paw sized pajamas

>> No.15081707

>>15081631
Has there ever been a fic or art of the rivalry played out the way it is in the entries, like the snake biting the pharoh so she goes full lewd and fucks her husband while snake takes over?

>> No.15081718

>>15081662
>That's Barbs stuff isn't it?
Yeah that's his.
>>15081707
I had a semi-edgy three part story planned out with something along those lines and scrapped it half way through part one due to hating my own writing.

>> No.15081721

>>15081707
Gunstar and PRW are the only people that've played on the Pharaoh and Apophis' rivalry.
Not FFM threesome smut though.

>> No.15081730

>>15081631
Dem Pharaoh thighs! I'd fight every single grapesnake for a chance at touching them.

>> No.15081732

>>15081695
I'd say that means she needs more lovin' that anyone.

I'll gladly sacrifice my poor self for the greater good, yes.

>> No.15081733

What does a Pharaoh's Husband do is his wife is bitten? Can he ask the Apophis to stop?

>> No.15081738

>>15081733
Literally rape.

>> No.15081743

>>15081733
Imagine having your gentle waifu turned into a terrifying rape monster by some slut's poison. I bet he couldn't forget about it even after it wore out and grew distant to her.

>> No.15081746

>>15081721
>You will never pound Pharoah from behind like a wild beast while Apophis has her on a leash
That's the kind of smut I could appreciate.

>> No.15081759

What Monster Girls would like boys with thick long hair

>> No.15081764

>>15081700
You read my mind Anon

>> No.15081768

>>15081707
>you will never be caught in the cross fire of a ages spanning riviry
>you will never end spending the rest of your life in luxury with your lewd pharoh goddess waifu

>> No.15081771

>>15081746
I'd take both of them.
I love me some thick snake and a soft pharaoh would be good as well.
a muscle pair would be just as welcome.

>> No.15081792

>>15081733
Nothing really. She's mostly the same as before just sex on the brain. In all likely aphosis keeps the two of them well taken care of to make sure neither has thoughts of rebellion, so they just lead easy lives with lots of sex. Of course she probably also just injects the male to so he can't go more than a hour or so without pumping a load in his wife's amazing body

>> No.15081802

>>15081746
That's the kind of smut I couldn't.

>> No.15081805

>>15080626
It's the big bad hound!

She's going to bully my penis!

>> No.15081807

>>15081759
Dragons, it would remind them of the princesses their ancestors would kidnap.

Which monster girls would like men with full beards?

>> No.15081813

>>15081807
>That awkward moment when your Dragon accidentally calls you a princess

>> No.15081819

>>15081807
Dwarf.

>> No.15081821

>>15081813
That's it, I'm calling her Sugarscale in front of her scary Dragon friends.

Red Dragon friend is going to laugh at that.

>> No.15081824

>>15079583
>>15079537
If my town gets turned into a demon realm I'm only going to survive long enough to find a girl who I know I would like before confessing my love to her to ensure a happy end

>> No.15081826

I want a Sabbath priest to knock on my door to talk about the Sabbath only to stare heartbroken once she sees my extremely well-developed dragon waifu

>> No.15081827

>>15081819
Hopefully not KC's dwarf, unless I could get some wonderland cake and turn her into a shortstack.

>> No.15081839

>>15081813
"I swear to god if you call me princess one more time i'm gonna alp on you."

>> No.15081841

>>15081821
>Red Dragons
Literally don't exist and the only ones that do are in tryhard grimnerd power fantasy greentexts

>> No.15081847

>>15081813
Give her headpats and remind her that I'm her prince.

>> No.15081850

>>15081841
What crawled up your ass and died?

>> No.15081853

>>15081839
Nothing frightens a Monster Girl like threatening to Alp.

>> No.15081854

>>15081841
Alright, Im curious.

What makes you say they dont exist?

>> No.15081855

>>15081821
Red Dragon-san sounds fun to hang out with.

We can go to school and laugh at nerds together.

>> No.15081858

>>15081807
>>15081813
I want to grow my hair out long and use fancy shampoos and conditioners on it to make it look great, and wait by my open second story window everyday in hopes of attracting a Dragon to swoop in and kidnap me and yell at that Hellhound Bully next door that no I'm not trying to Alp I'm trying to attract a strong dominant Dragon she's obviously not cultured enough to understand what I'm doing

And no, my shampoos aren't girly. They're nice and fancy and smell good. Dumb dog.

>> No.15081861

>>15081854
Not him, but there's one Anon who's really anal about Dragons, they need to follow the D&D Dragon types.

Just ignore him.

>> No.15081866

>>15081759
I bet with long-flowing hair you could make any Monster Girl's head turn.

Kejourou in particular.

>Looking at the Kejourou's wiki page there was an ad for a hair dresser.

Can't be coincidence.

>> No.15081868

>>15081853
>implying they won't just fuck you till you're foaming at the mouth to show you how good pussy is

>> No.15081875

>>15081866
Kejourous would be great hairdressers, for some reason I've always imagined Krakens would be too with all those tentacles to grab spray bottles and brushes with.

>> No.15081876

>>15081861
That moment when I'm not sure if I'm at fault for this. I mentioned different kinds one time just for the sake of variety in a thread several months back, and I've been dead silent on that topic for a while.

>> No.15081877

>>15081868
>Monster Girl Hospital.
>The door to the ER bursts open with a man on a stretcher.
>"THIS MAN IS GOING TO ALP ANY SECOND! WHERE'S A DOCTOR?!"
>A busty Kraken appears, tearing off her clothes to expose her generously sized breasts.
>"Quick! Get him to the table! We don't have much time!"
>They roll him onto the operating table, where the Kraken immediately mounts him and starts slamming her thighs against his.
>"DON'T YOU ALP ON ME GOD DAMMIT!"

Never a dull moment.

>> No.15081885

>>15081877
>Kraken
>thighs

>> No.15081887

>>15081885
Oh yeah, they don't really have those.

>> No.15081889

So on the topic of alps, what monstergirl would you most like to be?

I think I'd want to be one which could fly. Not a harpy though, I'd want to keep my hands.
Being a slime might be quite interesting too, as well.

>> No.15081890

>>15081885
Tentacle thighs

>> No.15081895

>>15081889
Get out

>> No.15081896

>>15081889
I woul like to be a lich. I mean, fucking magic and shit! who needs to fly when you can teleport?

>> No.15081897

>>15081889
Gay.

>> No.15081901

>>15081890
No such thing, I refuse to call those thighs!
Unless she wears garters on at least a few, then I'd be willing to make a concession.

>> No.15081903

>>15081877
Succubi nurses are probably the best for that job

>> No.15081904

>>15081889
Take a hike faggot.

>> No.15081907

>>15081895
>>15081904
What?

>>15081896
Didn't think about that. Yeah, being a lich would be pretty great too. They're even flying in their profile picture, plus you've got the ability to amass knowledge for hundreds of years.

>>15081897
No gayer than alps.

>> No.15081912

>>15081901
>Tentacle stockings.

Lewd.

>> No.15081915

>>15081875
I always imagined that Kejourou would be kind of elitist when it comes to hair care products

You'd see her browsing bottles of shampoo and other stuff like that while muttering to herself

>No...No...Too Expensive...Could be good..

And when she looks at the brushes she carefully considers it, examining it carefully.

>> No.15081921

>>15081912
I would like to see clothing pieces made for certain species.
Just thinking about it makes me extra hard since clothing is one of my fetishes

>> No.15081925

>>15081921
Pants with holes for big fat tails!

>> No.15081929

>>15081861
More like it's because of that exact person they don't exist, you're going to enflame their autism.

>> No.15081930

>>15081889
>Wanting to be the monstergirl
You're in the wrong place for that faggotry.

>> No.15081933

>>15081861
Red Dragons are DnD ya dummy.

>> No.15081934

>>15081921
I wonder if it's hard using a bra when you have wings.

Oh, if my hand could cross dimesions so I could help removing it from my dragon lady.

>> No.15081937

>>15081866
>>15081875
>>15081915
I want to casually ask a Kejourou if she'd comb my long hair

>> No.15081938

>>15081934
No. They'd just use a crossback design instead of a halter design.

Now pants and skirts for anything with a big tail, that would be tough. Or sleeves for anything with big meaty paws/claws. Or shoes. Don't even get started on shoes.

>> No.15081945

>>15081930
I don't see the problem. It's just the same sort of thing as alps after all.

>> No.15081948

>>15081938
Do they even need shoes?

Also, Jabberwocks have that Wonderland magic that lets them put on those stockings. And Cheshires can stick their big meaty paws into small high heels. Wonderland girls have it easy.

>> No.15081949

>>15081937
>Kejourou hair brushing asmr
Yes please.

>> No.15081950

>>15081948
They don't need them, but they might want them for fashion reasons.

>> No.15081954

>>15081889
Fuck off

>> No.15081959

>>15081945
Alps aren't looked on very kindly by some here.
People who actually want to become alps or monstergirls are in the wrong fucking place.
/d/ and /y/ exist for a reason.

>> No.15081960

>>15081954
What monstergirl would you be?
With that temper, you'd probably be an oni.

>> No.15081961

>>15081948
>monsters walking around barefoot
Muh dick

>> No.15081962

>>15081938
Looking up what a crossback bra is, it could work. They would just have to squirm it over their head. As for shoes, some species wouldn't even need shoes, like harpies or dragons. They have tough feet. But for something like an Anubis or a Troll? They'd have to wear weird looking big girl shoes.

>> No.15081964

>>15081959
>Alps aren't looked on very kindly by some here.

Seriously? They're posted all the time without any contention.

>> No.15081967

>>15081948
But if they didn't wore any shoes or something a lot of dirt would be gathered on their fur and scales.

>> No.15081969

>>15081967
Oh no, I have to spend everynight cleaning and massaging my Dragon Girl's feet. The horror.

>> No.15081971

>>15081945
Can't you take a hint you cancerous fuck?

>> No.15081974

>>15081961
What would happen if I was caught taking pictures of a mgs feet?

>> No.15081976

>>15081945
Except nobody wants to be an alp, even Alp. So that argument falls apart.

>> No.15081980

>>15081974
You would be hanged as a footfag.

>> No.15081984

>>15081974
Punishment footjobs.

>> No.15081994

>>15081971
I don't see how it's an issue. It was just a question.

>>15081976
The whole point of KC's alp is so that a boy can turn into a monstergirl, though.

>> No.15081995

>>15081964
What bizarro thread are you going to? I haven't seen an alp posted outside of the context of getting bullied by a better monstergirl in weeks.

>> No.15082002

>>15081949

>MGs discovering ASMR

now there's a scary thought

>> No.15082005

>>15081995
There was all that alp cheerleader stuff which comes to mind. Plenty of stuff this very thread.

>> No.15082010

>>15081994
>The whole point of KC's alp is so that a boy can turn into a monstergirl, though.

No. The whole point is to eliminate faggots from his grorious 3rd race.

>> No.15082022

>>15081976
I think Alp hates being itself more because its a snow mongol that can't write itself out of a fucking paper bag

>> No.15082025

>>15082002
I want to make ASMR videos for monster girls, although that's probably a good way to get tracked down by an obsessive fan who asked her Cyclops friend to get my info for her.

>> No.15082033

>>15081980
There is literally nothing wrong with feet
>>15081984
Ohh noooooo

>> No.15082036

>>15082033
>There is literally nothing wrong with feet
No, but there is with being a footfag.

>> No.15082040

>>15082036
Fuck you it's a top tier fetish get some taste

Also guys stop biting the bait

>> No.15082041

>>15082033
>Ohh noooooo
Yeah, that's about all you'd be able to groan by the end of it.

>> No.15082055

>>15081974
>there will never be a fic similar to panty stealer about taking pictures of/groping various mgs in public

>> No.15082062

>>15081969
You better be careful, she might get addicted to your hands on her feet and demand a massage and cleaning eve if she doesn't need them.

>> No.15082064

So what Monster Girl has the best human feet?

The best paw feet?

The best claw feet?

The best overall?

>> No.15082067

>>15082040
Seriously dude. I'm busting your balls but don't be one of those foot guys that has to bring up their shit all the time. Like this guy. >>15082064

Unless that's you. In which case, kill yourself.

>> No.15082072

>>15082064
Human:
Valkyrie

Paws:
Anubis

Claws:
Wyvern

Overall:
Mandragora

>> No.15082081

>>15082072
Seems like a sensible list, I'd discuss about claws but overall bretty gud

>> No.15082083

>>15082081
What other girls have good claws?

>> No.15082100

>>15082064
Human it's probably one of the ultra hot cheaters like a lilm or pharoh
Claws id vote dragon
Paws definitely yeti

>> No.15082101

>>15082064
>best human feet?
Lilim
>The best paw feet?
Sphinx
>The best claw feet?
Jabberwock
>The best overall?
Shoggoth

>> No.15082113

>>15082055
>no guide how to discretely ogel muscles at the mgc gym

>> No.15082119

>>15082064
>Human feet
Troll

>Paw feet
Wererabbit

>Claw Feet
Wyvern

>Best overall
Big Fluffy Rabbit Thumpers

>> No.15082125

>>15082081
What would you put for claws? I put wyvern because they spend a lot of time flying. So comparitively speaking, they'd probably be a little softer and more sensitive.

>> No.15082135

>>15081903
>Succubi

That's no good.

The potential for an Alp to hide among the Succubi and ruin Alp preventative measures is too high.

>> No.15082139

>>15082101
>Human feet
>Lilim
http://i.imgur.com/E0t5yIL.jpg

>> No.15082145

>>15082064
Not sure about the other ones but Overall definitely has to be Troll

>> No.15082166

>>15082139
Even without their irresistible aura I'd be powerless if a Lilim subjected me to that.

>> No.15082177

>A Lilim will never hug you from behind and cling to you like a living backpack.
>You'll never try and fail to get her to act like a dignified lady like someone of her stature should.
>You'll never be a Lilim's butler and beloved childhood friend.
Damn it.

>> No.15082187

>>15082083
>>15082125
Can't speak, Mindflayers will find me.

I just noticed I can't find a proper unbiased contestant.

>> No.15082190

>>15082177
>childhood friend and butler to one of the Demon Lord's daughters

Well that would be an interesting life.

>> No.15082192

>>15082166
It's not an aura, though.

>> No.15082198

>>15082190
I'll say. For one thing, she'd be perfectly comfortable and open around you since she's known you since the two of you were kids.
She's also probably going to insist on sleeping in the same bed as you.

>> No.15082216

>>15082002
I'd imagine them somehow keeping track of who is listening to what.
Then one night, when you fall asleep listening to an ASMR track, you'll wake up to the real thing.
I'd imagine that flow kelps would be pretty good at it, given how touchy-feely they are.

>> No.15082254

>>15082216
>wake up
>wait you don't remember your blanket feeling quite this good
>And your also certain that it can't move on it's own
>Or giggle

http://i.imgur.com/WYd3nZv.png

>Oh.

>> No.15082257

>>15082177
>Childhood friend and her butler

That's lame, I want to be a Butler for the Demon Lord while also dealing with her child.

Before I set up a scenario to make that child become Batwoman.

>> No.15082259

A Monster does not require anything but a name; Rape is certain, the time is not.

>> No.15082283

>>15082257
But if you're the Demon Lord's butler, you don't get childhood friend cuddles.
You don't get raised together in the same crib
You don't get found by the Demon Lord as a baby abandoned on the road.
You don't get adopted and put in that crib with one of her newborn daughters.
You never get a Lilim with a supermodel body who cuddles you for comfort and loves you unconditionally.

>> No.15082286

>>15082283
Well now this sounds all fine and dandy i regret to inform you that LILIMS ARE GARBAGE.

>> No.15082290

>>15082259
Wait. I've been out of it for awhile. When is season six? Next week?

>> No.15082292

>>15082286
ohboyitsthattimeagain.ogg

>> No.15082293

>>15082286
I honestly do not care.
If Lilims are garbage then shower me in fucking garbage because I want to cuddle a Lilim.

>> No.15082300

>>15082293
This is how you make a lilim swoon.

I'm now imagining an Anon shouting those lines like a kind of toku hero.

>> No.15082302

>>15082286
But anon, Lilims have the best succubus design.

>> No.15082305

>>15082283
>conveniently lying about the Demon Lord stealing the boy away from his family
>and omitting how he incubizes as an infant

There is no innocence in Demon Realm Prime.

>> No.15082314

>>15082300
I want to princess carry a Lilim even though my arms are trembling from trying to lift her up!

>>15082305
My fantasy says that I'm an orphan and incubi aren't a thing.

>> No.15082328

>>15082314
>even though my arms are trembling from trying to lift her up!

Overcome the limits of your body through your love for your lilim waifu. Get strong for her.

>> No.15082342

Salamanders are the best

>> No.15082343

>>15082328
I'm sure my legs can compensate for my arms right? I just need enough arm strength to hold her up.

>> No.15082361

>>15082343
Just don't drop her. I'm sure she'd just levitate a few feet off of the ground, but it's not exactly a smooth move.

>> No.15082381

>>15082342
>no wings, automatically gives up air superiority
>no fire breath, can char-grill someone at 50 feet
>stupid charmander tail-flame
>needs weapons, probably can't use her own claws to disembowel an opponent
>wears armor, scales probably couldn't stop a single sword attack
>no true form, can't fly with your warbound husband riding you
Not even the best lizard, let alone the best waifu

>> No.15082383

I hope this thread won't be last in line for a few hours like last time.

>> No.15082390

>>15082383
Last time we got some cute lich discussion. You'd be surprised.

>> No.15082394

>>15082361
Gonna carry her to the bed for cuddlesex.
I want to stare into her beautiful eyes as I hold her hands in mine.
God damn I've got it bad.

>> No.15082396

>>15082390
I remember churning out lactation stuff during that.
Was nice.

>> No.15082398

What's this strange craving for musclegirls I've been getting lately

>> No.15082403

>>15082398
An example of fine taste.

>> No.15082407

>>15082398
Not doing enough 'mirin.

>> No.15082414

>>15082398
Welcome to the fold my brother of refined tastes.

>> No.15082424

>>15082414
What if I like both /fit/ and soft girls?

>> No.15082439

>>15082398
>You will never lick a dragon girl's well toned stomach

>> No.15082442

>>15082439
I wonder if her abs are just naturally hot enough to turn any sweat or saliva on them to steam.

>> No.15082443

>>15082439
Dragon Girls are for protecting isolated villages and being worshiped.

>> No.15082445

>>15082414
>>15082407
>>15082403
There's something about them that is quite... enticing. Just don't tell them I said any of this, I'm still sorting it out

>> No.15082447

I keep getting the urge to want to turn Demon Realm Boars into P'Orc variants. Somebody stop me.

>> No.15082448

>>15082424
You get automatic membership into multiple folds, all of which consist of gentlemen with refined tastes. Welcome brother.

>> No.15082452

>>15082283
And?

Nigga I get to be a fucking cool ass Butler for Batwoman.

What have you got? Some shitty love? HOW DOES THAT COMPARE TO THE ABOVE!?

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