Taking Yuuka out on a date! She really enjoys your company, and she trusts you enough to let you drive her! It's your third date, so who knows what could happen tonight...! Where are you going to take her?

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Anonymous Thu Jul 14 22:23:00 2016 No.15538878 [Reply] [Original]

Taking Yuuka out on a date! She really enjoys your company, and she trusts you enough to let you drive her! It's your third date, so who knows what could happen tonight...!

Where are you going to take her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 22:24:53 2016 No.15538884 Bedroom.

Anonymous Thu Jul 14 22:30:05 2016 No.15538910
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Obviously to a greenhouse or nursery to buy some flowers and vegetables, then we can spend the evening planting them together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 22:32:57 2016 No.15538923 >>15538878 ラブホテル。

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 22:39:13 2016 No.15538944 >>15538878 To my sex dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 22:41:51 2016 No.15538955 >who knows what could happen tonight...! Substance abuse and crying

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:02:26 2016 No.15539031 File: 1.38 MB, 992x2195, Yuuka on my couch!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really want to invite Yuuka inside my house, so she can kick off her shoes and peel off her sweaty socks, so I can see her naked bare feet!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:13:19 2016 No.15539080 Going on a date with Yuuka! Getting shitfaced with Yuuka! Driving under the influence with Yuuka! Crashing and dying horribly! With Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:14:19 2016 No.15539088 Whose car is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:19:26 2016 No.15539122 >>15538878 Deep into the forest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:20:45 2016 No.15539129 Yuuka is the kind of girl that buys wedding cakes for the third date.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:26:44 2016 No.15539152 File: 1.51 MB, 1200x900, car template.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15538878 >Where are you going to take her? Where indeed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:31:23 2016 No.15539170 File: 939 KB, 1000x1568, 92c221a309e8008a4464f9abec849d51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry Yuuka. I've already got a girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:34:15 2016 No.15539189 >>15539170 i wanna fuck a doctor

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:41:05 2016 No.15539231 >>15538944 MASTER A S T E R

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:42:38 2016 No.15539242 File: 134 KB, 850x581, 1446244477828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15538878 I'm going to take Yuuka to the togue and show her how fast I am!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:42:52 2016 No.15539246 File: 122 KB, 494x393, 1350588029353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15539231

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:44:12 2016 No.15539254 File: 1.65 MB, 1200x900, 1468553204995b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15539152 Someplace where we are all alone!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:46:52 2016 No.15539264 >>15538878 >She really enjoys your company I don't think she would. And I'm kind of unstable so I'd probably drive towards a cliff on whim just to see her reaction or purposefully to betray her expectation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:54:31 2016 No.15539283 File: 128 KB, 600x600, Yuuka is flustered!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15539129 Good! I want Yuuka to become obsessed with me, so I can marry her cutely!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 23:59:09 2016 No.15539304 File: 8 KB, 400x225, 11-57-51-car.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15538878 Off a cliff

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 00:17:23 2016 No.15539379 File: 113 KB, 710x1000, globes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka wants you to notice her fatty milkmelons!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 00:32:09 2016 No.15539434 green hair is hot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 00:33:05 2016 No.15539436 >>15538878 >It's your third date, so who knows what could happen tonight...! What happened in the first and second one? I need context here, chief.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 00:34:58 2016 No.15539438 File: 465 KB, 502x488, Horny Yuuka!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15539436 Yuuka had a GREAT TIME! She's really into you! She's giving you funny looks! She walked you over to the condoms in the pharmacy store! Sex with Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 00:35:45 2016 No.15539440 >>15539379 MEh...I fuck them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 00:53:18 2016 No.15539506 File: 30 KB, 433x245, 1460216011677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15539242 But are you truly fast enough to surpass the swish woman?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 00:54:49 2016 No.15539512 >>15539438 >wanting me to buy condoms b-b-back that ass up...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 03:15:07 2016 No.15539911 File: 1006 KB, 1200x1920, Yuuka (7).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15539129 Then we're of the same mind about where our relationship is heading Great!

Anonymous Fri Jul 15 03:35:24 2016 No.15539961
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If she's in my car, in front of me, then she's not the real Yuuka.
She's supposed to be on the other side of the world, unreachable by normal humans, and she will never be interested in them let alone someone like me.

What in front of me must some kind of malicious entity posing as her.
I have to be careful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 03:37:16 2016 No.15539965 >>15539961 Of course she would be interested in normal humans. She would have something to eat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 03:39:48 2016 No.15539972 >>15539506 Putting a washboard on front seat like that. What a weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 03:55:20 2016 No.15540009 >>15539438 >>15539512 she would poke holes though condoms

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 03:58:00 2016 No.15540020 >>15539965 Do you think Yuuka actually eat humans? Serious question.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 04:26:36 2016 No.15540086 >>15540020 Personally no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 05:31:55 2016 No.15540362 File: 511 KB, 1000x1414, 1468575115965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka a Love

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 05:44:23 2016 No.15540417 File: 99 KB, 400x400, 201105060107293d0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I take her to the bank to show her all the money in my account! And that's how you get a wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 06:06:02 2016 No.15540498 >>15540020 She can exist without doing that, considering the fear which she instills without doing anything.

Anonymous Fri Jul 15 06:50:07 2016 No.15540628
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>>15539438
>condoms
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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 06:58:53 2016 No.15540646 How many kids would the /jp/ have?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 07:03:47 2016 No.15540652 >>15540646 With Yuuka? Three.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 07:09:27 2016 No.15540662 File: 1.13 MB, 1000x1600, 8f6f39b0cbb8fbb4eef16aa15068cda6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15540646 As many as long as we can still put them out I imagine condoms are in short supply in gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 07:26:34 2016 No.15540697 >>15540646 I'll produce babies until she turn ugly then kill all the children to make a hotpot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 07:33:34 2016 No.15540712 >>15540697 Terrible post. See me after class.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 07:35:56 2016 No.15540718 File: 279 KB, 650x800, 1308459337924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15540646 As many as possible! I don't believe in birth control, especially in regards to me and 2hus

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 07:49:22 2016 No.15540750 >>15540646 Are you implying you smelly shut-ins are actually capable of starting a family? Hah! you need to talk to a girl first, champ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 08:07:33 2016 No.15540776 >>15540750 Yuuka will talk to me first!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 08:09:51 2016 No.15540782 >>15540776 Yuuka is not real, she is a cartoon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 08:31:58 2016 No.15540829 >>15539080 I don't think Yuuka would die in that scenario, she seems pretty tough. You'd definitely die though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 09:03:42 2016 No.15540907 >>15540829 As long as Yuuka's by my side, that's okay too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 10:19:05 2016 No.15541154 File: 1.59 MB, 1200x900, catalog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im taking her to the catalog! Now lets see a thread more appropriate for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 10:29:23 2016 No.15541185 File: 1.55 MB, 1200x900, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15541154 There we go

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 10:31:28 2016 No.15541193 >>15541185 Don't bully the Yuuka!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 10:48:38 2016 No.15541233 File: 1.62 MB, 1200x900, manlets.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15541193 Sorry! I will take her to bully /m/ as an apology!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 10:51:23 2016 No.15541239 File: 297 KB, 1200x900, yuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am not a rich man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 11:00:08 2016 No.15541257 >>15541233 You better post link

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 11:04:04 2016 No.15541268 >>15541257 >>14499001

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 11:05:31 2016 No.15541272 >>15541268 No surprises here, bullies are DUMB!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 11:05:51 2016 No.15541275 I dont know how to crossboard, im dumb

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 11:11:30 2016 No.15541284 >>15538878 Into a car with higher definition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 11:12:14 2016 No.15541286 >>15541275 >>/board letter(s)/number

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 11:17:45 2016 No.15541297 File: 164 KB, 320x240, yuuka walk away.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15541268 Just found it but it's awkward to get into the joke now. The post is almost 20 minutes old.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 15:24:32 2016 No.15542009 File: 329 KB, 1200x900, drivingmsyuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Date's over, driving back to her home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 15:28:19 2016 No.15542020 >>15542009 She's been giving you that look since the start of the date, aren't you going to do something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 15:35:41 2016 No.15542051 >>15542020 She's dead inside

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 19:13:42 2016 No.15542701 File: 685 KB, 1200x900, Car crash meeting with the rest of the babes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15539152 Meetup with the other fine looking ladies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 19:41:09 2016 No.15542766 >>15538878 playing chicken

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 00:37:16 2016 No.15547775
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Yuuka doesn't understand why you like her big smelly feet so much, and it makes her flustered, but she'll go with it because she likes you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:54:26 2016 No.15548905 >>15538878 Probably to a hospital, I can't drive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 10:14:52 2016 No.15548949 >>15547775 Then tore me to pieces afterwards. Yuuka is a monster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 10:21:02 2016 No.15548978 File: 126 KB, 800x800, Yuuka Sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15548949

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 10:29:50 2016 No.15549004 >>15539254 The suicide forest!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:06:16 2016 No.15550303 >>15540718 >>15540646 >>15540662 http://exhentai.org/g/521571/e7c088836c/ http://exhentai.org/g/696653/ad4ca1a1b7/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 16:49:45 2016 No.15550486 drive home and have some chicken nuggets

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 13:04:18 2016 No.15554906 File: 178 KB, 449x600, 49361172_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] going over to Yuuka's house and giving her a haircut!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 13:07:32 2016 No.15554921 >>15548978 Don't say that after you just sink your feet in the toilet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 09:32:33 2016 No.15559523 >>15554906 Don't die

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 09:42:26 2016 No.15559535 >>15554906 I don't think she likes it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 00:09:04 2016 No.15562547 >>15554906 Telling Yuuka to shave her hairy vagina!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:03:38 2016 No.15562987 >>15562547 Smelling Yuuka's hairy vagina!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:06:31 2016 No.15566063 >>15541239 Don't forget your coupons

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 21:28:33 2016 No.15566595 >>15562987 I want to smell Yuuka's smelly armpits, feet and crotch, and then fluster her by describing the smells back to her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:56:14 2016 No.15569367 File: 413 KB, 1600x1200, 53876184_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sitting on a tree

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:57:27 2016 No.15569368 >>15569367 She looks nervous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:03:23 2016 No.15569374 >>15542701 You're a real piece of shit anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:17:17 2016 No.15569404 >>15569368 She doesn't know how to get down

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:18:13 2016 No.15569406 >>15569404 She can fly down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:19:27 2016 No.15569410 File: 15 KB, 201x300, 01300000886490128469063186223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15569406 She left her wings at home today

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:39:32 2016 No.15569460 File: 1016 KB, 1000x1363, 48625014_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] walking along the beach side with yuuka

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:42:34 2016 No.15569467 >>15539189 Too bad, I'm not sharing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:45:20 2016 No.15569474 File: 115 KB, 900x1260, 55013214_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15569467 It's okay, Reisen is going to be my girlfriend anyway!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 12:28:56 2016 No.15573430 File: 336 KB, 1000x1200, 57167677_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Changed her hair?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 14:18:26 2016 No.15573768 >>15541239 Or smart. You went into the drive-thru the wrong way!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 01:20:47 2016 No.15575956 File: 281 KB, 519x755, 1456292103089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 01:32:17 2016 No.15576003 File: 258 KB, 1074x1517, 1456143675307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] taking surprise photos with yuuka

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 01:34:16 2016 No.15576009 File: 258 KB, 1074x1517, 1456143675307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Taking surprise photos of Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 01:42:14 2016 No.15576038 File: 202 KB, 700x700, yuuka blank.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15576009 Yuuka doesn't like cameras. The idea of someone looking at her without her knowledge or consent whenever they want weirds her out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 01:47:20 2016 No.15576059 File: 230 KB, 708x1000, 1463811155799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15576009 Dem tittays.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 24 01:20:20 2016 No.15580538 File: 305 KB, 566x800, 49361172_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15576038 Nonsense, she loves the attention.

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