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I WANNA HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Sakuya is dumb.

Yuyuko just acts dumb.

Youmu is just straightforward.

Sakuya is not dumb.

Cirno on the other hand.................

>>1570903
>>Is she hot or just fuckin' hot?

fix'd

Some customers may get their dicks ripped off.

Sakuya isn't dumb, she's 'JUST AS PLANNED'. Probably at the same level as Ran and Yukari

I WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Most touhous are pretty dumb.

Sanae had a 4.0 GPA though, and Kanako knows nuclear physics.

>>1570918
Cirno is baka

The best maid.

>>1570918
That's just a joke. Cirno is no more stupid than the other fairies. If anything, she may be smarter than the rest, excluding Star Sapphire.

This face can only further the argument that Sakuya is a bit of a dim knife.

>>1570942

Sakuya just seems quiet. Suiko seems dumb.

>>1570930
She never passed the university entrance exam though.

>>1570918
Sakuya is pretty dumb actually.
Not only the "Window in space" thing. In CoLA
Remilia broke a cup and asked Sakuya to buy a replacement... Sakuya bought another broken cup...

Sakuya is best.

>>1570925

Sakuya is not just as planned. She is canon kind of stupid and absentminded.

>>1570949
>dim knife

>>1570956
Touche.

But good intentioned, at least.!

ZUN calls he a complete skatterbrain and by the canon stuff she is somewhat dum not 9 level but still hard thinking is not good for her or anyone around her.

>>1570956
>>Remilia broke a cup and asked Sakuya to buy a replacement... Sakuya bought another broken cup...

RAEP THE MAID

I think Sakuya may have autism.

Now all we need is for ZUN to make Meiling be somewhat competent.

The doujin community would go nuts.

Not pad!

>>1570959
hhhhhhhnnnnnng....

>>1570956
Kourin must of loled his ass off after that

>>1570956
>Remilia broke a cup and asked Sakuya to buy a replacement... Sakuya bought another broken cup...
source or LIES!

She just has a little amnesia from stopping time so often.

I've always imagined Sakuya as being very instinctual, not really thinking hard about anything but just reacting to situations.

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

>>1570993
Read the post slowly.

>>1570993
see
>CoLA

It's called the pocket watch of blood because it's powered by youkai hearts.

Secret technique passed down through the B*lmont family lets her convert the bodys of dead monsters into usable things like potions, meals, and magical power.

>>1571014
I laughed heartily.

>>1570985
Source?
I've already seen a few PC-98 styled Windows characters.

>>1571001
Considering her power, she can allow herself a nearly infinite time to consider her actions.

EVERYONE is dumb in SSiB

Looking at her ingame dialogue, she's fairly normal.

>>1570985

What canon suggests that she isn't?

Marisa and Reimu getting by her don't really count, since those two have Star of the Series Plot Strength/Armor. They easily beat everybody.

>>1571014
Sakuya's true power comes from the most mysterious thing to ever exist.


WALL MEAT.

>>1571012
>>1571010
what about it?

>>1571032

wall of dicks?

>>1571026
That would be a waste of bombs.

>>1571031
Her in game dialogue made her sound a bit dim, but nowhere near fanon interpretation.

Hell, not even as bad as manga Sakuya.

>>1571026
This could lead to a long and very pointless nerdrant, but I don't think she can keep time still for very long, if that where the case it would be impossible to defeat her in theory.

I vastly prefer canon Sakuya.

Fanon wise was becoming more and more of a bitch as time went on that i actively started to dislike her.

>>1570985
Non canon material ever suggested that she isn't competent.

In fact, considering how few people knows the real Remilia and only know her by her notorious title, it can be inferred that Meiling canonically does her job very well

>>1571044

Fanon varies. She's everything from cold to moeblob to LOYALTY

>>1571049
5 Seconds

>>1571043
I don't know. Her unintentionally leading the heroines to the gate entrance was not very bright. Of course the fans magnify everything.

>>1571031
What are the stats on that armor?

>>1571049
Shes like Jojo shes not immortal or a vampire so she can just keep it up for 5 seconds the fatan games sort of confirm this.

>>1571049

It's possible that she can freeze time indefinitely to think, but to MOVE within the frozen time requires so much energy that she has to lose the timestop or risk self-injury or death.

>>1571060

So even this guy is more powerful than Sakuya? He can freeze time for long enough to get a blowjob.

>>1570956
You're leaving out the very important part that Sakuya only bought the broken tea cup as according to plan. Since she ended up getting a more expensive tea cup out of it.

>>1571049
>>1571060

She can stop time long enough to do almost all of the mansion's chores by herself and maintain it that way.

Not to mention the mansion itself has been enlarged to the extreme

This is all canon. There is currently no limit on her real time stop if we go by this.

>>1571062
The same as Space Marines have in 40K fluff.

Too bad Sakuya wasn't in SA, I would have like to seen a nuke in slow motion.

>>1571060
>>1571065
>>1571066

Diomind
Worldmind
JoJomind

>>1571044
I agree. She had a dry wit in PCB that I rather enjoyed.

>>1571077

Here.

>>1571072
>Not to mention the mansion itself has been enlarged to the extreme
Not to the extreme. But it is bigger on the inside much like the TARDIS. But that is also due to Sakuya's power.

atai

This is why I facepalm at touhou "discussions" on /jp/

It's like you kids are either retarded and can only remember a very small amount of information, or you just love being in denial and believe whatever fancies you to be canon

>>1571071
It whas not a plan she just went with it

I prefer a Sakuya who's not stupid like Cirno, not a bitch nor an insane killer, and very submissive.

>>1571084
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, but can you touhou it plz?

>>1571087

Yeah, Sakuya's power is a lesser form of Kaguya's Manipulation of Eternity.
Eientei is massive inside.

>>1571090
ZUN said it you buthurt

>>1571087
Did you not see the size of the fucking library. The mansion is quite itself too, filled with retarded fairies.

And yes we know it's due to her power. The point is she cleans after a huge amount of space and attends to the needs of a vampire of all things. This basically rebukes any theory about her time stop limits.

Perhaps she stops time over and over in small amounts to get her job done.

>>1571097

Maybe Remilia just don't want it that big.

Eternity vs time, it's the same shit in the end. ZUN's not that creative when it comes to concepts

>>1571108
>Remilia just don't want it that big

I always figured she was tight.

>>1571108

Time has a limit, Eternity does not.

>>1571100
What did ZUN say? Oh that's right, ZUN contradicts himself but you're too stupid to remember.

Don't get butthurt just because you're incapable of remembering a little more than 2 sentences at a time. World's spinning just fine and it's mostly filled with you imbeciles anyway. Nothing to be ashamed of

You know.. It could be that ZUN blows at writing lines and the lost in translation factor makes the in game speech awkward, resulting in the popularly known 'FF7 device'. Where in; poor plot and bad character development of a game with fun mechanics and decent execution leads to cult-like fandom that rants on about this plothole and that discontinuity for years on end.

>>1571114

Time is an all encompassing concept, eternity is a small subcategory of it

Sakuya controls Kaguya's power

>>1571115
>>1571116
I'd almost claim that these two are the samefag, but one of them didn't sage... hmm.

>>1571122

Clearly, same opinion = same person

>>1571120

Sakuya doesn't control time; she can simply halt it.
Kaguya can halt time indefinitely, speed it up, warp it, and (as she attempted furiously in her Last Spell barrage), could even break other controls over time.
Kaguya trumps Sakuya.

>>1571122
>i'm 1571100 and i'm too stupid to say anything back to 1571115 so i just claim samefag to have closure for myself, another successful self delusion!

>>1571132

Also, Time is hardly "all-encompassing".
Time is a measurement of perception. Using it, Kaguya could kill people by trapping them in an eternal instant.
Frozen in time, ala the Dead Sea in Chrono Cross.

sage for eientei

>>1571094
Remilia dominating sakuya gets me harder than any other thing in all of Touhou.

>>1571174
What about Sakuya dominating Remi?

>>1571070

sauce?

>>1571182
What about ZUN raping them both?

>>1571143
Belldandy > Peorth
Peorth sucks.

>>1571182
great doujin, or greatest doujin?

>>1571227

Well, better start drawing because otherwise it's just another one of your wild imaginations that nobody cares about

>>1571300
Ah that's true.

But I enjoy just keeping my fantasys to myself, so it's fine.
Because in my dreams, i'm a viking!

>>1570956

In CoLA, Sakuya actually doesn't buy the broken cup. She actually tricks Kourin into selling her regular cups for the price of the broken cups.