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Remember that if you see a Wendigo looking at you like this, it is already too late.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15703549

>>15703541
You've failed me again, Executus.

>> No.15703557

I realised as soon as the image uploaded too. The first time I got an ISP error and refreshed which lead to me forgetting like a retard.

If I could delete the thread I would.

>> No.15703564

Monster parts are sexy.

>> No.15703570
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15703570

I love my dragon more than other dragons!

>> No.15703587

>>15703557
Kill yourself.

>> No.15703594

>>15703557
Too late
Kill yourself

>> No.15703601

Kiss the kuchisakes and lick their stitches.

>> No.15703617

>>15703601
Kuchisake giving a cheek blowjob

>> No.15703623

>>15703557
Find a Wisp.

>> No.15703653

>>15703570
Who is your Dragon and what does she do?

>> No.15703669

>>15703570
THIS IS MY DRAGON! THERE ARE MANY LIKE HER BUT THIS ONE IS MINE! THIS DRAGON IS MY BEST FRIEND! SHE IS MY WAIFU!!!
Do you say the waifus creed before you go to sleep anons?

>> No.15703670
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15703670

This is some tough aquatic shit you got yourself dragged into.

>> No.15703674

>>15703669
No, my voice would be muffled by her frontispiece.

>> No.15703681

>>15703670
>you got shipwrecked in the wrong neighborhood fucker

>> No.15703682

>>15703670
Oh my

Not all the girls are there

>> No.15703689

>>15703541
But what happens if a monstergirl finds out you have a small dick?

>> No.15703693

>>15703682
No, they're behind you

>> No.15703695

>>15703670
From left to right:
>wasted/high, has no idea where she is
>scared virgin
>she knows exactly what she's doing
>she's done it a few times before and is looking forward to it
>disappointed the first real dick she sees isn't as big as in the manga she reads
>she's more looking forwards to tucking you in afterwards than doing anything lewd
Yosh! I'll take them on!

>> No.15703697

>>15703693
Spoopy

>> No.15703700

>>15703670
I can't decide which one I prefer. Not that it matters, they would probably gangrape me anyway.

>> No.15703703

>>15703695
>she's done it a few times before and is looking forward to it
>mermaid
No way

>> No.15703707

>>15703653
My dragon is super cool looking and she is pretty cheerful all the time. She likes to wrap her tail around my waist in public and expand her wing across my back.
She likes sports too!

>>15703669
I always sleep thinking about her. It's not like I can think about anything else really.

>> No.15703709

>>15703689
You get rejected and laughed at until you snap and go full elliot rodger on them,

>> No.15703710

>>15703703
Dolphins, anon. Dolphins.

>> No.15703714

>>15703710
Fuck off

>> No.15703723

>>15703710
>no rape happy dolphin girl who is just trying to make you a communal husband for her and her sisters in their cave

>> No.15703730

>>15703670
Oh god I would let that Kraken be my wife and I dislike water monster.

>>15703710
Fuck Dolphins. They drag little boys to the water with their cute tricks and gangrape him for fun.

>> No.15703731

>>15703710
Get out Aftyn

>> No.15703734

>>15703695
>she's more looking forwards to tucking you in afterwards than doing anything lewd
No! She gets all the lewd.

>> No.15703759

>>15703670
Very nice, Kraken, Flow Kelp and Scylla are among my favorite monsters but that Charybdis caught my heart

>>15703695
>scared virgin
She is shy and surrounded by smug big-breasted girls, don't you want to give her self-confidence by calling her cute?

>> No.15703775

>>15703759
Cute? Yes I suppose she is. Little girls who have yet to blossom into womanhood tend to be.

>> No.15703785
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15703785

Bedtime is funtime!

>> No.15703786
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15703786

Batta did a thing

>> No.15703793

>>15703670
Wish that Charybdis was farther away from the Scylla so I could crop her out effectively.

>> No.15703796

>>15703786
I mean, the art is good, but those girls are just too vanilla.

>> No.15703801
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15703801

>>15703785
That depends on your work hours, falling asleep at your desk is no fun.

>> No.15703803

>>15703786
I love the kid's smile but the big one seems disdainful.

>> No.15703804

>>15703801
>Lich and Anubis
WHAT ARE THEY PLOTTING?

>> No.15703816

I'm gonna write about wurm rights!

>> No.15703817

Is ther any reason a highly magical monster can't become a lich of its kind? For instance, gazer lich?

>> No.15703821

>>15703804
Lich is studying Anubis mummies.

>> No.15703825

>>15703796
>too vanilla
>monster girls
Gone full circle huh.

>> No.15703829

>>15703786
big fox looks like she has down syndrome

>> No.15703830

>>15703796
>too vanilla
Fuck off. Ears and tail are all you need.

>> No.15703833
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15703833

>>15703816
Wurm rights? Like the right to eat pies from windowsills?
>>15703821
MHEMHH!

>> No.15703836

>>15703817
No reason whatsoever.

>> No.15703851

>>15703803
>It's that fucking creep trying to get in my daughter's pants again.

>> No.15703855

>>15703541
If you're walking through the snow and see pairs of red lights in the distance it must be a house, you should investigate

>> No.15703866

>>15703804
Pyramid building, the Lich has been hired to help with the traps.

>> No.15703871

>>15703855
If I ever get lost in the snow I'm gonna die just to see a bunch of yetis and wendigos crying because they couldn't help me.

>> No.15703873

Are there Dire Alices?

>> No.15703877

>>15703855
Let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend~

>> No.15703887

>>15703871
The wendigos would argue over who found your unconscious body first and Pally and yeti would have to break it up

>> No.15703899

>>15703873
Dire Alices would probably look HS age and probably use the the innocent girl next door appeal until the mamono mana makes you want to do unspeakable things to her.

>> No.15703904

>>15703887
Not unconscious, dead. Lifeless and cold, just like the snow.

>> No.15703906

>>15703899
They sound highly dangerous.

>> No.15703907

>>15703904
Well at least you'll make the zombie dragon up in the icy mountains happy

>> No.15703912

>>15703871
>I'm gonna die
>just to see
You intend to observe something while dead?

>> No.15703921

>>15703887
I hope there's a token st bernard girl rescuing people too.

>> No.15703933

>>15703907
But how is she going to revive me? I don't have mamono mana like her to do the work.

>>15703912
Yes.

>> No.15703942

>>15703933
Just your bog standard super powered Necromancy. She'll turn you into an undead incubus.

>> No.15703978

>>15703921
>St. Bernard girl
>just a 7 foot tall extra thick and fluffy Kobold with an affinity for whiskey

>> No.15703981

>>15703942
I guess being undead like her means we can stay together forever, but I would still prefer to stay with her while still alive.
Maybe it's better if the wendigos find me.

>> No.15704002

>>15703921
>Saint Bernard Kobold
Good god. All that muscle and fluff.
That and a Newfoundland breed would be my absolute favorites.

>> No.15704007
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15704007

>>15702402
>In fairness the world guides do actually tell us that her non-sexual hobby is crafting demon gems, at which she is ALSO a world champion, so by my logic that is an OK side project for her.

Actually that was a mistranslation. The actual translation is that no demon gems have been found/crafted that are capable of holding her mana as it is simply too powerful.

We do know of other things she enjoys though, like taking walks in the woods with her husband (i.e. what happened when the old versions of the tentacle plants attacked him and she almost had them wiped out in retaliation), entertaining guests (the Wandering Scholar recommends asking her and her husband about the history of their world).

>> No.15704024

>new thread
A bit early for another one. What happened?

>> No.15704035

>>15704024
Already archived, I assume. Can't help but notice that the threads have been reaching page 10 a lot faster than usual for some reason.

>> No.15704043

>>15704035
Comiket boosted traffic.

>> No.15704045

>>15703670
>you will never be the little brother to a big-tittied Scylla, Kraken, and Kelp trio

>> No.15704054

>>15704045
>tomboy Scylla
>perfect onee-san kraken
>Kuudere kelp who's embarrassed by how big her tits are
YES

>> No.15704062

Would you go to a monster bakery shop?

Sharing an aphrodisiac filled cake with your waifu must be the best way to spend an afternoon, but what about a single man with a sweet tooth? Does he have any chance of leaving that bakery with his virginity intact?

>> No.15704064
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15704064

Do Vampires absorb the memories of those they drink from? Would a quick sip reveal to her all the dirty thoughts I've been having?

>> No.15704074

>>15704062
Dragon ensures you lose your virginity to the monster of your choice. Otherwise she has more real baked good than laced ones.

>> No.15704075

>>15704064
That sounds like a horrible idea.

>> No.15704078

>>15704075
Scared of her finding out about how you sniff the rats in your basement?

>> No.15704082

>>15704064
>drinks blood
>my earwig is now her earwig
Even when my blood is drank I still bully

>> No.15704083

>>15704054
Scylla is guaranteed to have the largest ass of the trio though.

>> No.15704087

>>15704083
the trio too*
Whoops.

>> No.15704093

>>15704078
I have fetishes that should never see the light of day.

>> No.15704097

>>15704093
She's a Vampire. They won't. In fact, you could say she's taking them with her to the grave!

>> No.15704111

>>15703670
Where is turtle?

>> No.15704118

>>15704111
She wasn't turtley enough for their turtle club.

>> No.15704125

http://i.imgur.com/TOncOGN.jpg

Her first bit of new content in a long while, and here I thought everyone forgot about her.

>> No.15704141

>>15704125
We still mention her. Sahuagin is the truly forgotten.

>> No.15704144

>>15704125
Noice

>> No.15704145

>>15704125
Lewd and gorgeous. Would live in/10

>> No.15704146

>>15704074
Dragon? Oh right, there is a dragon bakery in that new book

>more real baked good than laced ones

I guess, but with all the aphrodisiac fruits I'm sure the best once will be heavily laced

>> No.15704158

Any ideas for a doodle? Keep it simple or not too complex. I do not want to doodle 80 Lilims wearing IM@S outfits, or a Wurm cuddling an Ushi while they nap together in daycare.

>> No.15704167

>>15704158
How about one Jinko wearing an IM@S outfit?

>> No.15704169
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15704169

>>15704158
Fuffy Griffon.

>> No.15704170

>>15704158
Draw a Big Girl of your choice cannonballing into a kiddy-pool.

>> No.15704175

>>15704158
Komodo

>> No.15704177

>>15704158
nervous ushi nerd

>> No.15704178
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15704178

>>15704141
Well it doesn't help only Neibelfader did a story with one

>> No.15704179

>>15704146
I was talking more MGK's Dragon milf bakery.
I find it pleasant that the Dragon book has baked goods in it. It gives hope that someone likes the idea of Dragons baking bread using their own love powered flames.

>> No.15704182

>>15704158
A Lich smiling

>> No.15704186
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>>15704182
We have that already, see?

>> No.15704190

>>15704158
A slime admiring a sprinkler.

>> No.15704193

>>15704169
Hmmm.

>>15704170
I think I know the ahoge equipped idiot for the job to ruin some young Ryu's day.

>> No.15704194

>>15704178
They have so much potential for lewd stories too.

Like one working in a "massage parlour" and rubbing her flat chest against the self insert's dick while still wearing her swimsuit and covered in lotion.

>> No.15704195

>>15704178
I'm sad that loli piranha Sahuagins never went anywhere.

>> No.15704200

>>15704158
This >>15704169

>> No.15704212

>>15704125
Oh yeah, she's still a thing.

>> No.15704219
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15704219

>>15704212
You know what isn't?
Spaceworm.

>> No.15704220

>>15704182
Reality would tear apart if one smiled more than a nanometer.

>>15704190
Tell me more.

>> No.15704224

Which of the new girls is going to be the forgotten?
There's always one like that.

>> No.15704229

>>15704224
If I could answer, she wouldn't be forgotten.

>> No.15704231

>>15704158
Holstaur boobhat.

>> No.15704233

>>15704224
I've yet to see a single good word uttered for Umi-Osho.

>> No.15704239

>>15704179
I still think that eating something cooked by a dragon's flame is like an indirect kiss. I wonder if the taste would change depending on the dragon.

>> No.15704242

>>15704224
Ice Queen.

>> No.15704248

>>15704224
The turtle.

>> No.15704251

>>15704242
The Glacies' Mom joke will ensure her survival.

>> No.15704252

>>15704224
He's right >>15704233
Umi-Osho will either get ignored or become a meme once her profile hits
Her bonus art suggest that she is made to be bullied, that's her only remarkable feature

>> No.15704255

>>15704224
There was a strawpoll of which ones people preferred a day after they were released. Trumpart, Kamaitachi, Umi Osho and Otohime all received exactly 0 votes out of 35.

If the translated profiles don't make them stand out then there's a good chance they're the candidates to be forgotten.

>> No.15704259

>>15704239
Sounds lovely.
Fire dragons would make bread that is a bit spicy, I bet. Earth would make something fruity.

>> No.15704262

>>15704252
>Her bonus art suggest that she is made to be bullied, that's her only remarkable feature
She's going to be unable to get up once she's on her back isn't she? Made for pushing over and mating pressing.

>> No.15704267

>>15704251
>>15704242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjwV5w0IrcA

>Ice Queen
>Ever forgotten
If you fuckers ever think I'm going to forget such a magnificent example of blueberry "ara ara" you're sorely mistaken. Always step into the boudoir of the Ice Queen

>> No.15704269

>>15704220
It could be like the sprinklers used on fields and she would be by one of the field's wooden fences, just mesmerized by it.

>> No.15704276

>>15704231
I think a man skilled in YUGEness would be best for that. Then again I have not seen Latenight recently.

>> No.15704285

>>15704269
>"Whoa"
>"WHOA"
>"WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAA"
Don't know why she doesn't just go over there and envelope around it or something.

>> No.15704289

>>15704259
Wind dragons would a filling, but really light to go down bread and water dragons would make a soggy one.

>black dragon waifu's fire is too strong so everything she bakes gets burnt
So cute.

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15704291

>>15704276
>Then again I have not seen Latenight recently.
He's been around.

>> No.15704293

>>15703833
>lich experiments with anubis' mummies
>ends up just creating a bandage manipulation spell to tie up the anubis for some cheeky bondage

When will anubis-chan learn not to trust the lich? You'd think being turned into an ittan would be enough to wide her up to the girl's antics.

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15704296

>been watching a whole lotta Batman
>"His Silicon Soul"
Oh goddammit, goddammit a fucking Batman cartoon shouldn't be this sad.
Men! I demand heartwarming things! Artwork, stories, silly ideas, give them to me!

>> No.15704297

>>15704252
>Umi-Osho will either get ignored or become a meme once her profile hits
Umi-Osho's really rock my guac.

>> No.15704300

>>15704024
We get less replies when you-know-who shits up the place.

>> No.15704303

>>15704289
Black bread is a thing IIRC.
I think wind ones would do a more flakey or airy bread as opposed to light.

>> No.15704304

>>15704293
>The Ittan-Momen Anubis hybrid
Or "Jizzrag-senpai" as I like to call her.

>> No.15704308

>>15704300
>you-know-who
WHO THE FUCK LET BOB BACK IN?

>> No.15704309
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15704309

>Nier Automata is coming to steam
Now this is really unexpected
All hail robutts!

>> No.15704323

>>15704291
>first art
>first story
Gremlin truly is the best.

>> No.15704337

>>15704308
Not that one. The one people in this thread actually aren't allowed to talk about.

>> No.15704338

>>15704296
How about story ideas?

>> No.15704343

>>15704285
Because no one wants to deal with property damage.

>> No.15704349

>>15704285
She's afraid it'd make her cum non-stop.

>> No.15704350

>>15704338
I'll take what I can get, provided it's not about a Golem with the memories of someone implanted into her.

>> No.15704364

>>15704309
Oh shit, really? Fuck yes, hopefully Gestault/Replicant gets on there too.

>> No.15704373

>>15704309
I want to hotdog that robutt and then motorboat her through that titty window!

>> No.15704378

>>15704309
Can you fist Automatas now?

>> No.15704385
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15704385

>>15704350
How about a lonely latchkey rich-kid growing up with his busty Automaton playmate/maid and lover?

>> No.15704386

>>15704364
Yeap, I think it even will be simultaneous release
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ElEieNSd28

>> No.15704389

>>15704385
>Sorry, but I'm too old to play with toys!
>Throw her in the attic!

>> No.15704394

>>15704323
>Gremlin already has a story
There's no way it's good

>> No.15704396

>>15704385
Sounds like a reworking of a Twilight Zone episode

>> No.15704400

>>15704304
Rude. She's a cuddly anublanket with velvety-soft ears, because they're literally made out of velvet. Skin of dark silk, plush paws and fur-felt tail.

How could you not love a girl like that, scrunch her up in your hands and kiss her all over?

>> No.15704405

>>15704233
Who?

>> No.15704410

>>15704400
BECAUSE DICKLESS-KUN RUBS WHATEVER'S LEFT OF HIS JUNK ON HER!

>> No.15704413

>Umi-Osho
Who?

>> No.15704415

>>15704323
>first story
Was it the first story?

>> No.15704422

>>15704394
I liked it, appealed to a few fetishes of mine and the ending was a great punchline.

>> No.15704436

>>15704386
Nice. It'll be a stretch, but I hope we get both versions, too. I want to play as dogface dad and bishie brother.

>> No.15704437

>>15704413
Kappa v2

>> No.15704440

>>15704437
Oh. She will have the same fate than the Kappa.

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15704442

>>15704413
Please no bully.

>> No.15704444

>>15704442
The cap and socks are cuteness incarnate.

>> No.15704446

Wings get in the way of cuddling. You can't even spoon your girl.

>> No.15704447

>>15704446
She can spoon me.

>> No.15704448

>>15704410
Well then, we'll just have to make more ittanubis-momens. I'll take a chubby one and turn her into a big, cuddly quilt.

>> No.15704453

>>15704446
Why would you spoon your girl when you can both fall asleep facing each other, cocooned in her wings?

>> No.15704457

>>15704442
I just noticed that her skirt is transparent, super lewd.

>> No.15704459

>>15704385
>Work as a schoolteacher
>Teach English to 8th graders
>Have Automaton waifu
>She comes to bring you lunch one day
>Stops to say hi to the kids
>They ask her if she has wifi
>Fucking racist ass kids

>> No.15704464

>>15704459
Does she have wifi?

>> No.15704468

>>15704464
THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT, ANON. YOU CAN'T JUST ASK THAT.

>> No.15704469

>>15704464
>>15704468
Two hundred quatloos says she doesn't.

>> No.15704470

>>15704468
Where's the on switch? Where's her charging port? Does she get a good reception out in the country?

>> No.15704475

>No nuclear run automaton waifu who comes with her own power armor

>> No.15704480

>>15704475
Does it come in T-51b?

>> No.15704485

>>15704457
It's also turtleshell bondage. Extremely lewd. She seems like the sort of hidden pervert shy girl.

>> No.15704488

>>15704480
I prefer the charming, old world T-45's. Humble, conservative, may not have been the new meme girl before the bombs fell, but she's reliable.

>> No.15704493

>>15704475
An automaton monstergirl who opens up so you can fit inside her and wear her like power armour would be lovely.

>> No.15704495

>>15704488
Tesla or bust.

>> No.15704501

>>15704442
>Lure Umi-Osho to a small geyser field
>She's 'awawa'ing at the spurts of water and steam
>Lure her to stand with one directly in front of her, she's asking you if it'll be okay since she's this far inland with you
>Gets scared when it spouts and falls onto her back, starts frantically waving her arms and legs making air sand angels
>All according to Keikaku
>She starts getting progressively more panicked when she sees you undressing, and even more so when you unsheathe the weapon between your legs
>Tell her you're going to show her just how much you love her, ever since you first met her
>Mating press the turtle-fu
>Some BBA sees you with her lady friend and calls it 'young love' while ara-ara'ing
>She's clearly flustered when you're done pumping her full of what you suspect may become eggs she's going to lay
"O-Of course I'm angry!"
>Try to look away when she holds your face in her sleeves
"When a boy and girl do this sort of thing they're supposed to kiss first... and you're supposed to offer me wakame every day!"

>> No.15704502

>>15704485
Easy to imagine her with a personality like Darkness from Konosuba.

Great, now I want to fuck a turtle.

>> No.15704504

>>15704446
You can. Just hug her legs and rest your head on her ass.

It's weird, but hey.

>> No.15704509

>>15704495
>He wants the geeky science girl
Nerd.

>> No.15704511

>>15704509
Au contraire mon ami, I'd make of use of her nerdiness as a means of asserting my dominance in the bedroom!

>> No.15704512

>>15704502
>Darkness from Konosuba
Excellent.

>> No.15704517

>>15704504
>You will never rest your head on an Automatons plump pillowy simulacrum ass

>> No.15704518

>>15704475
>No CC Automation who runs on solar energy who gets really cuddly at night
Do you even into non-polluting energy?

>> No.15704521

>>15704501
Cute stuff, gentle teasing and romantic stuff like that always get me.

I hope KC done something interesting with her.

>> No.15704527

>>15704518
>Atomaton who ... gets really cuddly at night
Temperature differential power?

>> No.15704536

>>15704518
>who runs on solar energy
MGE Automatons definitely run on their husbandos semen, but I do wonder of there specific foods they can eat and convert into energy.

>> No.15704537

>>15704518
Rather harness the power of the atom

>>15704511
I hear that the Tesla automotons are unpopular and misunderstood, because emotional stimuli makes their coils arc up and their hair becomes all bristly, spiky and intimidating.

>> No.15704544

>>15704536
but I do wonder if there are specific foods*

>> No.15704548

>It was like a dam bursting. A huge volume of semen flooded out of Elt's member into Mimiru's womb. Mimiru's insides, which ought to have been too small to hold it all, were pushed to their limits, but managed to contain the flow, and although some of the overflow tried to escape into her vagina, but her vaginal walls were greedier than her anus and clung desperately to Elt's gigantic member to prevent its escape.

>Her anus was the same. The tentacles' faux semen, manufactured from the seed she had received from Elt earlier, was pouring into Mimiru with an audible gurgling. It was flowing into her intestines, just like the earlier ejaculation, and further swelling her belly. Elt was the same. The tentacles stuck into him were pouring just as much of their aphrodisiac into him as they were into Mimiru, or perhaps even more, with a violent intensity. The moment the goop entered his intestines it was absorbed in the blink of an eye.

>Then white sperm, reminiscent of a blessing shower, arced from the tentacles surrounding the pair, and painted their bodies and faces a milky white. Whatever regrettably failed to strike them changed at once into pink mist, tempting them into a still denser world...

Are the other Fallen Brides stories going to be as weird as this?

>> No.15704555

>>15704548
This doesn't read as particularly arousing.

>> No.15704564

>>15704537
>Rather harness the power of the atom
But what if someone shuts down her atoms?

>> No.15704566

>>15704548
Another reason to avoid anyone tied to the Sabbath.

>> No.15704568

>>15704564
How would they do that?

>> No.15704581

>>15704568
Ask /pol/, they're experts.

>> No.15704583

Would a Golem and Automaton be good friends and shop for upgrades together?

>> No.15704597

>>15704583
>Automaton and Golem go shopping together
>Automaton gets some really nice things, can't wait to show her husband
>She shows them off when he gets home from work
>He says they look really nice
>Her fans kick on

>> No.15704605

>>15704597
That is actually adorable.

>> No.15704606

>>15704548
I didn't pay much attention to the smut
I liked the stories, they succeeded in showing how Druella taking over was an improvement, especially in Sasha's story

>> No.15704614

>>15704548
Makes me awfully glad it's not canon.

>> No.15704618
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>>15704548
Sasha's story actually is pretty damn normal compared to that. We even get a unusually normal stroll through Mamono Realm Lescatie after Elt becomes an incubus.

>> No.15704623

>>15704548
Willamiria is okay
Sasha is best smut I have ever read
Loli femdom is god-tier

>> No.15704625

>>15704618
>Pretty damn normal
That girl on the right looks fucking 4 years old.

>> No.15704647

>>15704625
Normal for Sabbath.

>> No.15704650

>>15704625
Yes, and?

>> No.15704665

>>15704625
She's 7! So it's normal!

>> No.15704673

>>15704625
Normal for Quicksilver.

>> No.15704682

>>15704647
Yeah but the sabbath aren't normal. They have to literally brainwash men into becoming pedophiles to boost their numbers. They are probably just a small-ish fringe group with powerful members.


KC should do a bit revealing the size, scope and power of some of his organisations.

>> No.15704688

>>15704614
It's still KC-approved.

>> No.15704698

>>15704623

>Loli femdom

Something that feels so good shouldn't feel so wrong at the same time.

>> No.15704705

>>15704688
Doesn't mean it's ever even remotely likely to happen in the canon version of the setting.

>> No.15704706
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15704706

>>15704698
Who gave you permission to talk, thrall?

>> No.15704709

>>15704682
If one day I get transported do MGE land I'll be sure to make my daughteru turn into a neet so this doesn't happen to her.

>> No.15704721

>>15704673
>Normal for Quicksilver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc

>> No.15704722

>>15703689
Mamono mana fixes that, if there is none in the setting you are talking about setting they will still not care. Most MGs are ronery as fuck and will take any man they can get.

>> No.15704727

>>15704698
It can only get better if there's premature ejaculation play involved. Handjobbed until the limit and then made to cum from touching her labia without even getting inside. Maybe even getting magic'd or hypnotized to explode instantly.
>Hoora hora, look, I'll take it in if you can hold it, servile!
>Aww, you came so fast! Better luck next time!

>> No.15704737

>>15704682
Isn't his next world guide is on the sabbath? He will most likely address a lot of questions then

>>15704665
>She's 7! So it's normal!
In MGE this is actually true and worst, it feels normal, KC did a great job of blending in weird things in his setting

>> No.15704740

>>15704706

Would she hate me if I were to give her head pays for being so cute?

Would she tell me to get stuff off the shelf for her that she can't reach?

Would she demand me to either carry her around everywhere or give her a piggyback ride when outside?

>> No.15704750

>>15704740
Picking stuff from the top shelves is definitely the type of thing a thrall is for.

>> No.15704759

>>15704727
>Maybe even getting magic'd or hypnotized to explode instantly.
This is the best since then even if you manage to turn the tables (or she lets you thing you have) you'll just cum all over her slit the instant you try to rape her.

>> No.15704761

>>15704759
I can imagine the smug ohohoho at my desperate frustration already.

>> No.15704765

>>15704737
>and worst, it feels normal
No, it really doesn't. It's quite a powerful disconnect. Finding out some greasy 40 yr old fucked my daughteru while society encouraged it would turn me into a murderer.

>> No.15704776

>>15704765
Would you let an Anon fuck your daughteru?

>> No.15704779

>>15704750

>Be thrall to a loli vampire
>Her mother is a powerful vampire and gave you to her as a birthday present
>She wants sweets before supper one day
>Tells you to get some for her, because you're the only one who can reach them
>Inform her that her mother said no
>She gets mad at you and tells you to do it anyway

So you're part fuck toy and part baby sitter.

>> No.15704786

>>15704779
And the worst part is that if I disobey her, she'll punish, but if I obey her, the mother punishes me.
...this is my kinda gig.

>> No.15704790
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15704790

>>15704779
I wanna be a loli vampire's personal butler!

>> No.15704799

>>15704786

I would probably inform her mother, as she could do a lot worse than her daughter can.

>> No.15704802

>>15704799
Only if you get caught. The daughter has you within whipping distance already.

>> No.15704854

>>15704776
>Anon means you're a greasy 40 year old
Hey! I'm only 32!

>> No.15704857

>>15704802

But I want her to grow into a responsible young woman.

>> No.15704863

>>15704857
Then you'll have to do it with welts on your hiny, bwaka!

>> No.15704865

>>15704727
>Maybe even getting magic'd or hypnotized to explode instantly
Oh jeez, yes please. This hypnosis fetish is having more sway on me than it maybe should, but I don't care.
Monstergirls and hypnosis is BASED.

>> No.15704867
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15704867

>>15704790
I wouldn't mind being a shota butler to a Kloah tier vampire myself.

>> No.15704868 [DELETED] 

>>15704255
There's something endearing about monsters like Trumpart, Skeleton, and Goblin.

>> No.15704878

>>15704867
Me too

>> No.15704883

>>15704867
Same.
>you will never be concealed in a tall Vampires wing hug

>> No.15704885

>>15704867
I wish I had a vampire maid that drank my blood as payment.

>> No.15704895

>>15704867

>Biting

I thought vampires scraped and licked

>> No.15704899

>>15704895
Vampires do whatever they want.

>> No.15704909

>>15704863

So would her mother punish me for helping with her schemes, or would she only punish her daughter?

>> No.15704912

>>15704878
>Picked up as an orphan
>Raises to be her butler and man servant
>Butler in name only
>You cook together
>Eat together
>Clean her huge, once-lonely mansion together
>Meanwhile she schools you in history, politics, philosophy, war and martial arts, training your body and mind to be her perfect husbando
>You exceed her expectations by leaps and bounds
Would be a pretty based life.

>>15704885
Where do you find a vampire maid like that? Off the streets? From a small servant family to a larger more powerful family?

>> No.15704915

>>15704909
She's punish you because you're the whipping-boy. There's no way she could ever raise a hand against her pwecious widdle pwincess!

>> No.15704916

>>15704899
I want to nibble a vampire's neck, just so she knows how it feels.

>> No.15704918

>>15704915
>pwecious widdle pwincess!
I just threw up in my mouth. Fuck off.

>> No.15704923

>>15704865
I hope one of the new girls has some sort of magic/hypnosis gimmick 'cause I kinda want to write that too

>> No.15704924

>>15704765
You can easily avoid that, if you feel that strongly about it not even mamono mana shenanigans will change your stance on it

Just educate your daughter properly and tell her that she will be allowed to rape at 18 or whatever age you feel comfortable at

>> No.15704926

>>15704918
Calm down hothead.

>> No.15704930

Any ETA on those translations by the way?

>> No.15704936

>>15704930
One month

>> No.15704941

>>15704924
She can rape her childhood friend at whatever age she likes. They are the same age, grew up together, share the same interests. She just needs to stay the fuck away from that slimy step-uncle Bobby. I swear he's got a handful of devil bugs locked up in his basement.

>>15704936
Jesus, really?

>> No.15704944

>>15704912
Off the streets is the best choice. She even comes with a sad backstory if you want to comfort her.

>> No.15704956

>>15704944
I prefer that choice myself. The only kind of girl humble enough to work for free, only asking for shelter and an hour sitting in her Master's lap with her legs wrapped around his waist, her arms around his shoulder and her teeth in his neck.

>> No.15704958

>>15704923
Gazer already has canon hypnosis powers, vampires in their original lore can do it. Don't forget the harp-harpies and their scent powers.
Really the sky's the limit of you employ magic. Any species could. Ignis using swirling patterns in magical fire, spell-infused voices, valkyries, Angels and divine girls using a Genesis-like power, and so on.

>> No.15704960

>>15704930
NEVER EVER

>> No.15704963

>>15704960
We can probably write better profiles anyway.

>> No.15704964

>>15704963
I doubt it

>> No.15704970

>>15704930
The real is answer is that there is no ETA.
When KC posts the web profiles, MGR will pick them up and start translating.
From there, it'll probably take the usual 1-3 days before we see them in English.

>> No.15704972
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>>15704963
>We can write better profiles anyway
>He thinks that any of the writefaggots that're alive at the moment could even do a good job at making the new monsters not cringeworthy without injecting fuckloads of Mamano Mana
While it'd be hilarious to see a collaboration, all of our resident Abominationfaggots are dead or faggots.

>> No.15704979
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15704979

>>15704972
I invented a Monster once.

>> No.15704985

>>15704963
I'm telling you, KC should be honored that no less than US! notice his thing at all.

>> No.15704989

>>15704972
I already have Ochimusha's in my head.

Lustful, Loyal, Possessive

Warrior who died fleeing from battle, lingers in her corpse out of a mixed sense of duty and regret. Often returns to the battle field she fled from, or lingers near where she died.

Sees husbands as a chance for redemption, seeks them out as the one thing they will protect to the death and never run from. Fiercely protective to the point of a light yandereness.

Trained fighter, on par with a salamander or Dullahan. Yada yada vagina description, yada yada nature of a monster, yada yada The end.

The yandere is a bit of personal spice and is optional. Gotta keep the hugbox alive and shit.

>> No.15704992

>>15704989
>Yada yada vagina description, yada yada nature of a monster, yada yada The end.
I don't care about your garbage world building, I want this part.

>> No.15704997

>>15704958
>Ignis using swirling patterns in magical fire
That's a great idea and I've been sort of in the mood for desert girls.

>> No.15704999

So we all can agree new best girl is Ochimusa, right?

>> No.15705001

>>15704992
What? The garbage world building is the only thing unique to the profiles. All that other shit is copy paste. Protip: they feel good.

>>15704997
Why not some kind of mind controlling/vision enducing girtablilu venom?

>>15704999
Yes.

>> No.15705002

>>15704989
>fleeing from battle
Make it lead to her beloved's death for extra pain. She's looking for him, trying to make it right, but he's already in heaven and long gone.

>> No.15705003

>>15704999
Dark Mage

>> No.15705005

>>15704992
This desu.

>> No.15705006

>>15705002
That's not really in the spirit of things though

>> No.15705008
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>>15704999
No, griffin beats her in my book. Dark mage and kamaitachi too.

>> No.15705009

>>15704989
This is the most low effort shit I've ever read.

>> No.15705011

>>15705001
>Why not some kind of mind controlling/vision enducing girtablilu venom?
I've already written Girtablilu stories and made the poison a paralysis agent. It'd be weird to change it suddenly, doubly so if it was the same girl, although the scenario would fit her. Maybe she could pay an Ignis to do it for her, actually.

>> No.15705013
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15705013

hnnnng

>> No.15705015
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>>15704999
That's a weird way to say Atlach-Nacha

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>>15704958

>spell-infused voices

I really love the thing, but I'm surprised I don't like Sirens more than I do.

>> No.15705020

>>15705008
What would a handjob from a griffon feel like?

>> No.15705022

>>15705006
I guess not. If you need the good end she just thinks he died and she actually manages to find and husbando the now-general childhood friend when a new war rolls in and there's another battle at the pass/bridge/general location.

>> No.15705026

>>15704999
Automaton, Dark Mage, White Horn, and Zombie Dragon are best grills.

>> No.15705032
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15705032

>>15705009
Gee, what gave it away? I was just making a point. We probably could do better profiles. I mean, there werethe anons that did the fallout girl profiles. I thought they were alright. Plus there was this guy.

>> No.15705033

>>15705026
>white horn
Any girl with animal pussy is automatically shit.

>> No.15705034

>>15704999
Griffon, Nurariroru and Dark mage are the best three.

>> No.15705040

>>15705020
Amazing.

>> No.15705041
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>>15704958
You mean something like this?

>> No.15705043
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15705043

I tried the Griffon. Feels bad. May need something other than a mech pencil at some point.

>> No.15705044

>>15705020
Same as from a Dragon.
i.e. perfectly fine, get mana'd on.

>> No.15705045

>>15704963
AHAHA

>> No.15705046

>>15705032
>We probably could do better profiles.
Your attempt was evidence to the contrary.

>> No.15705048

>>15705020
Her palms might be surprisingly soft (or at least smooth).

>> No.15705052

>>15704970
But who translated gremlim profile in last thread?
Or it was a ruse and just fan theory?

>> No.15705056

>>15705043
Get sketch pencils.
I tried using mech pencils for a while and I sucked at drawing. Bought some skecth pencils, used a 5B, felt fantastic.

>> No.15705060

>>15705032
>we can do better profile
>post absolute shit profiles
Is this a joke or something?

>> No.15705061

>>15705046
Really? I thought I hit the basics. Backstory, disposition, how they treat husbandos, the generic shit. What did I miss?

>> No.15705062

>>15705056
Will try that. Might make things easier. Will try Sandy the handy Golem canonballing onto a group of little water MGs in a pool next.

>> No.15705063

>>15705052
Some unnamed person from another forum apparently posted a incomplete translation and it got pasted here. Presumably whoever did it did not translated anything more.

>> No.15705065

>>15705060
I mean, they aren't hugboxy sure. Just be glad it's not the version with the wasps. That was nightmare fuel.

>> No.15705066

>>15705061
4 solid paragraphs about how their pussy feels and how you cannot resist sex with them for reason X.

>> No.15705067

>>15705062
Well, well, well! That sounds cute.

>> No.15705073

>>15705032

>Krampus

I have such a conflicted boner.

>> No.15705074

>>15705066
Did you not read the "yada yada"?

>> No.15705076

>>15705043
Griffons look so cute, I want to nuzzle her ahoge.

>> No.15705078

>>15705015
This man speaks the truth

>> No.15705082

>>15705067
If a 90 ton Golem crashing into a pool full of hatchling Ryu, young Krakens, and Jinko cubs is cute, then I guess it is cute.

>> No.15705089

>>15705043
You really should have done her mouth as a ^

>> No.15705093

>>15705089
Probably.

>> No.15705094

>>15705082
90 tons! What is that golem made of?!

>> No.15705095

>>15705015
>>15705078
Except for the whole "you are the spider" bit, unless that was just a jape on someone's part here.

>> No.15705096

>>15705082
She's a Big Girl alright.
>>15705094
Neutronium?

>> No.15705098

>>15705015
She's the worst one

>> No.15705100

>>15704930
KC placed a month long ban on spoilers for MGE-2 and Dragonia. MGR will comply to lower its chances of becoming the next MGU.

If you want translations they're going to have to come from somewhere else.

>> No.15705101

>>15705094
Not stone, steel, or mithral.
Don't ask what a Golem is made from! That's like asking a non monstergirl what panties she is wearing!

>> No.15705104

>>15705043
Looks pretty good, her feet could use some work and her arm fluff looks too sharp but the rest of the drawing is on point, you did great for such a hard species to draw

Oh and this >>15705089 too

>> No.15705111

>>15705100
Wow, really? Why?

>> No.15705113

>>15705104
The shoulder cape and sarong tripped me up the most. Oddly enough the tits were the easiest part.
I hope to remember your tips for the future.

>> No.15705116

>>15705101
>monstergirl
>wearing panties

>> No.15705117

>>15705052
You can trace it back to some anon on the other chan.

>> No.15705118

>>15705116
Hence the "non" part, you Wurm.

>> No.15705123

>>15705100
They don't even have scans of the actual text so having a ban or not is kind of moot. Also I'm not sure if KC actually has said anything about it, people are just assuming it will be a month before he starts posting the profiles on his site.

>> No.15705124
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Cuddle puddle snuggle!

>> No.15705129

>>15705124
NSFW, Anon.

>> No.15705131

Griffon looks like she knows her way around a bronze sword and a hoplon. Nice to see a winged girl with arms.

>> No.15705134

>>15705129
Spoilsport.

>> No.15705136

>>15705100
He's jewing up.

>> No.15705138

>>15705116
>Wild monsters that live in forests or caves, etc. basically don't wear underwear, and even most monsters that live in towns, etc. don't wear it, but on the other hand, there are more than a few monsters who do wear it. However, they do not perceive underwear as underwear. They perceive it as an article of clothing that is worn to visually excite men and be stripped off by men.

>> No.15705139

>>15705111

Because spoilers, bro

>> No.15705143

>>15705131
Winged girl with arms are my fetish. You can get both the normal hugs and the wing ones at the same time! Even better if she can give tail wraps too.

>> No.15705146

>>15705131
Her clothing makes her look more Indian-the American kind- to me. A bow or leveraction would be fitting.

>> No.15705147

>>15705146
Really It made me think more of crete and maybe babylon.

>> No.15705150

>>15705143
She can hugs you with her arms, wings, legs, and tail. She is queen of the flying fluffs.

>> No.15705163
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15705163

You know what they say about a dragon with big thighs

>> No.15705169

>>15705163
That she's eaten her fair share of cows, she has guvnor?

>> No.15705171

>>15705150
And then Anon died of fluffy overdose

>> No.15705172

>>15705150
>Dragon waifu on suicide watch

Oh god, I might give in to bigamy depending on her personality.

>> No.15705173

>>15705019
Oh man, a hellhound singer with hypnosis and compulsion powers in her voice for some femdom would be perfect.

>>15705041
Yeah, that caption is great. And it's pretty sweet too.

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>>15705163
The same thing they say about lilims with big thighs?

>> No.15705178

>>15705163
Twintails are awful to me and ruin the image for me.
I love big, fat ponytails or braids

>> No.15705181

>>15705163
>>15705176
they have a tough time trying to find cute pants in their size?

>> No.15705183

>>15705172
I believe the personalities were translated, though I don't recall what Griffons had.
Something like proud, stubborn I think?

>> No.15705185

>>15705117
So that guy has the MGE2 itself or he have found scans somewhere?

>> No.15705186

>>15705163
Marry and fuck until both of you can't move for one week?

>> No.15705190

>>15705183
Haughty and maybe lordly. Might be a giant chuuni when combined with her ahoge.

>> No.15705194

>>15705172
>>15705183

Dark mage: Lustful, selfish

Ochimusa: Calm, devoted

White horn: Gentle, passionate

Otohime: Selfish. cheerful, passionate

Nurarihiyon: Lustful, cruel

Ice Queen: Cold

Automaton: Devoted, poor at expressing emotion

Umi Osho: Timid, devoted

Atlach-Nacha: Aggressive, cruel

Griffon: Ferocious, too blurry to read, aggressive

Dragon zombie: Simple, lustful, ferocious

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>>15705163
They also have big drills?

>> No.15705199

>>15705194
"Too blurry" was translated though

>> No.15705202

>>15703785
>>15703801
Ah, how lovely.

>> No.15705204

>>15705199
I'm just copying the first post, post yourself what was it.

>> No.15705205

>>15705183
>>15705190
Oh shit. I hate this feeling

>> No.15705206

>>15705195
Booty is fine

>> No.15705208
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>>15705098
Honestly, this is the stupidest one. You fuck her from inside the card

>> No.15705212

>>15705205
Don't worry. Just have them do a test and marry whoever passes

Like have them conquer a nation or something.

>> No.15705217

>>15705208
She looks like a race queen.

>> No.15705220

>>15705208
She's growing on me for some reason.

>> No.15705225

>>15705208
What goes on inside her card?

>> No.15705227

>>15705204
The thread didn't get archived.

>> No.15705229

>>15705225
Card games on motorcycles

>> No.15705230

>>15705212
They'll be fighting for sure.

It's just that I always thought "How great would it feel if my dragons waifu's scales were full of fluff" and now Griffon appears and she is just my type, not just the body, but the personality too.
She even got that cute ahoge going on for her.

>> No.15705233

>>15705225
No idea, but the general schtick is you live inside her card and fuck her ragged while keeping yourself concealed.

>> No.15705236

>>15705227
It's on warosu

I think it was haughty, anyway.

>> No.15705239

>>15705208
>Cosplay tier with a silly gimmick

Not my taste but even girls like her have their place in MGE, give her some magic tricks and she could have a few lovers

>> No.15705240

>>15705066
I wonder if the author goes around putting his dick in random objects and thinking "This will make good material."

>> No.15705241

>>15704597
>>15704605
I concur

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>Once my master plan is complete, anon won't be able to resist me!
What is her plan though?

>> No.15705259

>>15705230
You might have to make thw ultimate choice: do you wamt to be a Griffon rider, or a Dragon layer?

>> No.15705261

>>15705194
>Otohime: Selfish. cheerful, passionate
That's an interesting combination, her profile will definitely make up for her sea horse body

>Atlach-Nacha: Aggressive, cruel
Best girl confirmed

>> No.15705266

>>15705225
Whatever you want. It's her personal pocket dimension.

>> No.15705267

>>15705256
Getting more art.

>> No.15705269

>>15705256
To turn herself into a better girl.

>> No.15705272

>>15705261
>Best girl confirmed
Being this wrong is a sin anon.

>> No.15705274

>>15705261
In before Shoggy or Alp fucking ruins Atlach-Nacha by turning her into a disgusting moe blob or Stinkspider

>> No.15705275

>>15705256
Go swimming at the same time as me and show off her lewd, glistening flat-chest one-piece.

>> No.15705280

>>15705259
I will probably stay with the dragon because I've been at it for a long time, but the thought of griffon pussy will definitely fly across my mind.

>> No.15705287

>>15705272
You say that as if you wouldn't enjoy getting violently raped by an eldritch loli spider goddess

>>15705274
No risk of that happening, her profile will most likely be even scarier than Mindflayer's is

>> No.15705291

>>15705280
If you choose so. Just remember you are passing up the most noble and majestic of bird-like abominations. At leadt it isn't a Garuda. Fuck asdholessholes.

>> No.15705296

>>15705274
Better than monsterboy enabling bullshit.

Let's be honest here, threadcanon was the best thing to happen to wendigos.

>> No.15705298

If spider god is a Dabbath member I will send actual letters to KC about why he done fucked up.

>> No.15705299

>>15705291
I mean he can't really go wrong with either.
Griffin has a really nice aesthetic though. Has Dragon had a redraw yet?

>> No.15705306

>>15705299
Dragon doesn't really need one.

>> No.15705307

>>15705287
>You say that as if you wouldn't enjoy getting violently raped by an eldritch loli spider goddess
Not him, but I wouldn't mind being raped by an eldritch titty monster spider goddess. I wonder how big she can grow her tits to be. She's a shape shifter right? Wouldn't mind seeing her adult form.

>> No.15705315

>>15705287
>as if you wouldn't enjoy getting violently raped by an eldritch loli spider goddess
No, that's for people with bad taste.

>> No.15705319

>>15705307
Narlko's the shapeshifter IIRC.

>> No.15705328

>>15705319
No, I say that based on the bonus art of her where that fuckhuge spider isn't in sight. Not her actual base creature.

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Antlers.

>> No.15705339

>>15705331
Was it barb who drew the nightmare bipedal? Same thing needs to happen with Russian Deer here. he's be pretty pleasant if not for horsepussy. Nice girl snuggle up to inside, under a blanket by a fireplace with a cup of hot chocolate.

>> No.15705351

>>15705339
Snibako drew the bipedal Nightmare.

>> No.15705358

>>15705351
Right. Well, either way. Horsepussy is kind of beyond redemption, what with centaurs being so solidly 'tauric. But this girl can be saved.

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>>15705358
>Horsepussy is kind of beyond redemption
Not true

>> No.15705370

>>15705328
You become the spider.

>> No.15705380

>>15705370
It's not like it's permanent.

>> No.15705385

>>15705370
>become a giant spider and breed a loli
Finally, a girl for Paladin-Baphomet-kun.

>> No.15705393

>>15705370
What, KC is endorsing the oviposition fetish now? That's kinda /d/.

>> No.15705402

>>15705380
Your base form is the spider.

>> No.15705405

>>15705370
Sounds weird yet hot. I could dig it.

>>15705393
The roper was kind of a giveaway for that.

>> No.15705406

>>15705393
From the picture it looks more like tentacles just like the Mindflayer.

>> No.15705410

What if monsters got the Flue but instead of making them sick, they act yandere until the sickness runs its course

>> No.15705412

>>15705402
You can change back and forth at will. This is KC's hugbox.

>> No.15705416

>>15705410
>yandere
Cancer would be a more fitting parallel.

>> No.15705418

>>15705412
Your base form still the spider. You're defending being a monsterboy.

>> No.15705428

>>15705380
>>15705405
>>15705412
>Now is fine to be a monsterboy

>> No.15705429

>>15705416
He didn't say tsundere though.

>> No.15705434

>>15705393
https://exhentai.org/s/a36ff9066d/648178-18
This is you with your Atlach-Nacha wife.

>> No.15705436

>>15705428
>>Now is fine to be a monster
ftfy. And yeah. I guess.

>> No.15705437

>>15705416
but it isn't permanent, just a few days of Yan until it works it though her system

>> No.15705442

>>15705434
You couldn't find an actual spider?

>> No.15705444

>>15705436
Then you can fuck off

>> No.15705446

>>15705428
Monsters and animals aren't monsterboys.

Otherwise that makes monstergirls furries and animals. You're just using it like w buzzword now.

>> No.15705449

>>15705442
I recently fapped to that set and it was fresh on my mind.

>> No.15705455

>>15705444
>Telling me to fuck off
Didn't realise I was KC. You better not shit talk me, faggot or I'll put out a dmca

>> No.15705457

>>15705446
He's correct in that it is more /d/ material than anything and it shouldn't be here at all.

>> No.15705458

>>15705402
It's not really your "base form", she only transforms you to become one with you, logically she has no reason to keep you transformed if you wanted to go out on your own or something

It's your "base form" in the sense that most of your time with her will be spent in this form (basically fucking), but your "default form" will still be your human one

That's all assumption but really I don't see a Mindflayer's squid going for a swim on his own or a Wendigo's husbando coming out of the coat still transformed, same goes for the new girl

>> No.15705463

>>15705455
>It's ok because KC made it
Let's post furries because they're canon and futa because he said there are potions for it, alright?

>> No.15705472

>>15705299
Nah, I could go wrong. Choosing the Griffin means that I'm giving up an not any dragon, I'm giving up on my dragon, the same one who has loved me despite my flaws.
Monsters will need more than all of my fetishes to draw me away from my little lizard.

It's weird how I actually felt determinated to stay with my Dragon now. I think this is bad.

>> No.15705473

Oh look he's back again. Taking bets for when he catches a range ban for evading.

>> No.15705478

>>15705457
It's not like other girl don't give you shadow tentacle powers like the dark matter, or elemental powers like the Gnome, Undine, Sylph, and Ignis. People getting so triggered over being able to shapeshift is retarded. you can stiff fuck her as a human as the extra art shows.

>> No.15705484

>>15705478
>Comparing being able to use magic with being a giant spider
This is the level.

>> No.15705487

>>15705463
Well, faggots like to spout word of god whenever it suits them. You either take it all or throw it all out and keep the pretty pictures.

>> No.15705488

>>15705473
This guy's popped up quite loudly in recent times. What's up with that, anyway?

>> No.15705490

>>15705473
Who is back?

>> No.15705494

>>15705393
>That's kinda /d/.
There's a lot of /d/ material in the setting but most of it can't be discussed in the thread.

>> No.15705500

>>15705494
You say it as if that's a bad thing.

>> No.15705509

>>15705484
if it bothers you so much just think of it like shape shifting magic like a DnD druid.

>> No.15705510

>>15705494
I'd rather free rein on all the /d/ shit than the sabbath shit.

>> No.15705519

>>15705510
Good thing nobody cares about your opinion then.

>> No.15705523

>>15705510
>hates loli
Why are you even here dude

>> No.15705527

>>15705519
Likewise.
>>15705523
Not for the loli, obviously.

>> No.15705530

>>15705490
The faggot claiming everything he doesn't like is /d/ and that everything is monsterboys

>> No.15705533

>>15705510
>>15705527
>loli's not ok
>/d/ fetishes are
I bet you're also ok with the male monsters

>> No.15705537

>>15705510
The Sabbath is one of the best things in the setting. You're just a fag.

>> No.15705538

>>15705533
You'd lose money then.

>> No.15705541

>>15705530
>It's just one person (muh vocal minority)
Every time.

>> No.15705545

>>15705527
Seriously though, if you
>want /d/ stuff the thread doesn't discuss
>dislike loli which is a frequent subject
why are you here and not another MG community?

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>>15705510
>/d/ick getting assblasted over lolis
Gee, who woulda thought?

>> No.15705548

>>15705545
I didn't say that. I just said I'd tolerate the /d/ stuff if it meant throwing the loli in the trash.

>> No.15705551

>>15705541
Well, it really seems that way from here.

>> No.15705552

>>15705548
My bad, I had assumed you were not a retard.

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>>15705547
>Not every one wants to fuck children
Gee, who woulda thought?

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>>15705548
>I just said I'd tolerate the /d/ stuff if it meant throwing the loli in the trash
In summary, you're from /d/

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Well here's more Sandy.
I think this is her first tike without a sundress and sneakers.

>> No.15705565

>>15705559
Nope, but feel free to keep being hypersensitive over your trash fetish. Jesus, all it was was an offhand comment.

>> No.15705570

>>15705548
>>15705553
So you want to shit up the thread with /d/ stuff because loli flusters you? Fuck off faggot.

>> No.15705575

>>15705565
>asking people to not be oversensitive
>in /mgt/

>> No.15705577

>>15705553
Not every girl fits every fetish. Just because you don't like it doesn't like loli doesn't meant you have act like a SJW over it.

>> No.15705580

>>15705561
I love what's going on in here (and the continuing trend of emoticon faces in various places). The only thing my imagination can't confidently fill in is what's going on with the "Ah crap..." Who's that Monster Girl?

>> No.15705581

>>15705565
>hypersensitive
>lolis trigger him
Oh the irony

>> No.15705589

>>15705577
>Call loli worse than the trash in /d/
>Rake in all these (you)s
Hows that persecution complex?

>> No.15705590

>>15705580
Jinko. She's under the surface.

Sandy always has at least one emoticon somewhere on her, and never more than 12.

>> No.15705595

I want to be in a Wurm whelp cuddle pile.

>> No.15705598

It's the middle of the day on Wednesday and it feels like a weekend thread.

>> No.15705600

We should all just talk about /d/ lolis to bring us together and end this argument.

>> No.15705605

>>15705598
Seems to be happening more and more recently, don't you think.

>> No.15705607

>>15705541
The posts are always structured and worded in the same way, and he's always extremely hostile no matter what it is he replies to. There's no way it's a majority.

>> No.15705611

I want to trick a monster into hypnotizing me

>> No.15705614

>>15705611
...Into being a quickshot?

>> No.15705615

Anyway the Atlach-Nacha and other chaos girls are only as /d/ as you make them. As the alternate art show you can fuck them as a human all you want. Just because something is part of an entry doesn't mean you have to act like a buthurt faggot.

>> No.15705616

>>15705611
Even if it's a Kiki who wants to be the master for the week and have you be the servant?

>> No.15705619

>>15705607
>consensus cracking
There's not too many ways to tell someone to Fuck Off.

>> No.15705620

>>15705590
>"at least one emoticon... never more than 12"
It almost as though they're her version of "runes" or a special sub-class of Golem runes seeing as she seems to have the standard ones. Neat!

I'm glad Jinko was courageous enough to get in the water. I shouldn't be surprised, but since she's not living in the "wild"- Anyway, I hope Kraken isn't loosening what is likely a very brass-tacks bathing suit on that Jinko under there. A tease too far.

>> No.15705621

>>15705615
Atlantis-Nacho's spider body reminds me of that one cool monster from GEB with the eyes and lasers.

>> No.15705623 [DELETED] 

>>15705615
Sure, it's still /d/ tho.

>> No.15705624

>>15705616
She knows she can't pull it off! She's incapable of giving orders.

>> No.15705626

>>15705611
I want to trick my waifu into being hypnotised by me and hypnotising me so we're both just really lovey and obedient to each other.

>> No.15705630

>>15705626
That's like the default state though.

>> No.15705631

>>15705616
Sounds kinky, she better not let her friends hear about how much of a deviant she is

>> No.15705634

>>15705615
It's as easy as to not talk about the monster part of the profile, but some of you think /d/ is not enough for that.

>> No.15705635

>>15705620
She finds them cute for the most part, but they can act like runes I guess. Don't know if other Golems even like them, but Automatons might.

What happens in the murky depths of the MGC public pool stays in the depths of the MGC public pool.

>> No.15705640

>>15705635
>What happens in the murky depths of the MGC public pool stays in the depths of the MGC public pool.
Eww.

>> No.15705642

>>15705623
The ability to turn into an animal is more /tg/ fantasy than anything else it's only /d/ if you talk about fucking her like that.

>> No.15705643

>>15705640
Many a sperm soaked swim trunks and used bandaids sit at the bottom.

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>>15705548
Screw you too buddy.

>> No.15705647

>>15705630
Yeah, but we'd be even more lovey and would obey each other without question.
But we'd probably but tell each other just to kiss each other.

>> No.15705649

>>15705642
>it's only /d/ if you talk about fucking her like that
True. Not like these threads are basically about fucking monstergirls or anything, uh.

>> No.15705650 [DELETED] 

>>15705642
Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.15705657

I like cute and innocent monsters women

>> No.15705661

>>15705657
Like those that wear sundresses at the beach because they're embarrassed and shy about their body?

>> No.15705662

I WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY MOFU

>> No.15705663 [DELETED] 

>>15705649
It's not like the entry it's doesn't also have a picture of her fucking a human. Earlier in the thread people where calling the girl herself /d/. All I'm saying it's only the people that start bringing up spider fucking that are going /d/.

>> No.15705666

>>15704125
Wonder what it would be like to lick her all over.

>> No.15705669

>>15705666
I wish to know too, Satan.

>> No.15705670 [DELETED] 

>>15705663
>All I'm saying it's only the people that start bringing up spider fucking that are going /d/.

>People don't look for things they don't like to complain about
You're so green I thought you were an alraune fora moment there.

>> No.15705671 [DELETED] 

>>15705663
>All I'm saying it's only the people that start bringing up spider fucking that are going /d/.
Now tell that to the fags who are ok with it.

>> No.15705675

>>15704548
GOOD GOD! More.

>> No.15705684

>>15705675
Go away faggot.

>> No.15705687

Are Gremlins the Professor from Futurama compared to the Lich's Dr. Krieger?

>> No.15705690 [DELETED] 

>>15705670
Either that, or this is a rather elaborate ruse...

>> No.15705693

>>15705684
Never, I demand more nausea inducing lewdness, that shit is hot.

>> No.15705695

>>15705662
So what's the ultimate mofu crew at this point?
>9-tailed kitsune
>Weresheep
>Griffon maybe?

>> No.15705699

Did Mind Flayer stir up this much shit too?

>> No.15705703

>>15705194
>aggressive, cruel
My flammen is seething in anticipation.

>> No.15705704

>>15705699
Not in the same flavor.

>> No.15705706

>>15705699
They used to.

They they were determined to be medically significant to the mental health of the average anon

>> No.15705707 [DELETED] 

>>15705670
Or maybe people don't have to shit post like the salty little fags they are and can just ignore what they don't like.

>> No.15705708

>>15705256
Become oppai.

>> No.15705710

>>15705695
Griffon.

Those wings.
Those thighs.
Those arms.
That tail.
Those soft titties.
Queen of flying fluff.

>> No.15705711

>>15705699
A lot of people still don't like the mindfuckery.
Actually the mindfuckery gets brought up a hell of a lot more often than You're A Squid™.

>> No.15705714 [DELETED] 

>>15705707
Yes goy, let the cancer spread.

>> No.15705723

the one thing that mamono mana has going for it is the resistance to whatever environment your waifu lives in.
summer heat wouldn't be a problem and i could save a shit load of money on AC and heating

>> No.15705724 [DELETED] 

>>15705707
>and can just ignore what they don't like
This is used every time, for every shit, since we were on /a/. It's not gonna work, fag.

>> No.15705728 [DELETED] 

>>15705707
A statement perfectly applicable to both sides. Good job fence kun

>> No.15705731

>>15705723
It's gradual though.
That's why they need Sea Bishops for underwater MGs.

>> No.15705732

>>15705699
People was able to not talk about it, and focus on the rest of the girl, which didn't cause any shitstorms.

But now some people have started to talk about squids again.

Coincidence, uh?

>> No.15705737

>>15705640
>everywhere you go in MGC/MGE, there's a chance you're going to end up sitting in/touching/smelling someone's sexual fluids
Now imagine if you order out.

>> No.15705740

>>15705699
More than this. Most people aren't fond of her rewriting anyone near her.

>> No.15705741

>>15705732
>focus on the rest of the girl
You mean the brainwash part, which is equally shit?

>> No.15705750

>>15704389
That sounds horrible. Especially when he grows older and realizes what he has done.

He goes to the attic, only to find that she is still there. Sitting in a corner, slowly withering away while staring at her hands. Aged remains of what appears to be oil near her eyes, rust and wear visible on her body from being neglected for so many years.

She would slowly move her head, looking towards him, her eyes unable to move and the rusted mechanics in her body creaking with every inch. Putting all her energy into raising and stretching her arm towards him. She would open her hand towards him in recognition, wondering if she finnaly has a use again.

>> No.15705752

>>15704989
I'm hoping for kuu samurai p'orc with a side of ogre.

>> No.15705754

>>15705635
Ah, I see. Well, I'd love to what you have in store for Sandy and Automatons, if anything. There are many possibilities.

As for that second part, fair enough. Probably girl-talk only matters anyway. Yes, let's go with that rather than the other two who piped up before I could respond.

>> No.15705755

>>15705750
Gonna heal that robot.

>> No.15705756

>>15705750
More suffering pls.

>> No.15705758

>>15705741
>You and your Mindflayer waifu will never kidnap your neighbors and brainwash them into not blaring shitty music at 3am

>> No.15705765

>>15705750
Clingy yandere Automaton get.

>> No.15705768

>>15705750
That would be horrible, especially if you move into a house and find her in the attic or basement. My heart wouldn't be able to take it.
I'd heal the shit out of that robot.

>> No.15705771

I was finally going to speak up, but it looks like it's all calmed down now. Good job, fellow Anons. No, really. I don't come to these threads to "try and be right". We come for Monster Girls, so good job.

>> No.15705773

>>15705758
When in doubt: The answer is always violence.

>> No.15705780

>>15705758
You found the one good use for Mindflayers.

>> No.15705781

>>15705771
Prepare to be singled out.

>> No.15705782

>>15705771
Kerfuffles come and go. They don't need to be stopped, you don't have to do anything. People seem to forget that.

>> No.15705783

>>15705561
Okay that Wurm made me geruinely laugh. Keep it up.

>> No.15705784

>>15705266
what if i don't want to get raped by her, can she make that happen in there?

>> No.15705792

>>15705771
What are you even talking about

>> No.15705793

>>15705784
It's not rape if you're willing.

>> No.15705804

>>15705784
It's Wonderland. You'll be mad for her after exchanging a few words.

>> No.15705806

I want to be a shota and cuddle my loli monstergirl childhood friend!
I want to pretend to be oblivious to her feelings when we turn 16 together so I can surprise her after the party with a kiss!

>> No.15705808

>>15705547
Is it possible to steal and ass?

>> No.15705809

>>15705782
I know, but sometimes it's all very compelling.

>>15705792
Exactly.

>> No.15705813

>>15705806
Your parents are shit.

>> No.15705818

>>15705233
Okay, but imagine being able to fuck her at literally any time.
Imagine you just have access to her lower half at home while she's at work and just pounding away while she's trying to keep a straight face.
On a cuter more domestic side, imagine going through her card to give her her lunch freshly cooked.

>> No.15705841

>>15705813
???

>> No.15705849
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>>15705806
I want to be shota adopted by a vampire family, and given to the loli vampire daughter as a personal butler and childhood friend.

I want her to be very possessive about me, and only confess her feelings when they're too strong to stop them.

>> No.15705852

>>15705841
Letting you play with a monster, see you on the back of a milk carton.

>> No.15705857

>>15705849
That's my fantasy too man.
Just imagine her going from smug and absurdly haughty to genuinely in love and deredere in private.
Also the haughtyness gets turned into her bragging about how great you are and how much she loves you.

>> No.15705859

>>15705852
Get your racist shit out of my fantasy neighborhood.

>> No.15705862

>>15705857
>Not wanting her to keep the haughtiness while being in love
Shit taste, might as well go for a plebeian dhampir while you're at it

>> No.15705865

>>15705852
Hey, Monster children just want to play with all the other kids.

>> No.15705875

>>15705859
How about you get your monster shit out of MY neighborhood you genetically inferior freak?

>> No.15705877

>>15705862
>Not wanting pure deredere loving haughty
>Not wanting to hear a gentle "ufufufufu" every time you hug her
>Not wanting her to stare deep into your eyes with an almost predatory grin before kissing you during sex.
>Not wanting her to loudly boast that her husband is the greatest and everyone should be jealous before laughing like a 90s anime noblewoman.
Haughty Deredere is leagues better than just plain haughty you pleb.

>> No.15705883

>>15705875
Where do you think you are you extra chromosome paladin?

>> No.15705885

>>15705877
In your first post you said you wanting to turn all the haughtiness into other things.

I bet you don't even want her to tender dom you.

>> No.15705887

>>15705877
>hear a gentle ufufufufu every time you hug her
Damn.

>> No.15705889

>>15705885
wanted*

>> No.15705890

>>15705883
Certainly not monster country you inbred maggot egg.

>> No.15705894

>>15705885
>being shown affection after breaking through the haughty shell
Oh no, what a nightmare.

>> No.15705899

>>15705894
>Not wanting her to keel the haughty shell while being able to show affection

>> No.15705905

>>15705899
>wanting things

>> No.15705909

>>15705756
>>15705768
>>15705755
>>15705765
There is no more true suffering from that moment on. Just self-loathing and recalling old memories of her taking care of you and playing with you. The only hate would be directed at yourself, for throwing away the girl who truly cared for you, like she was some mindless toy.
To throw her away, just because you wanted to impress some of the other boys in the neighborhood that you didn’t need someone who cared for you. Hate that washes away from your body in an instant, turning to tears and regret as her hand finds its way to your cheek. Leaning her cold worn body against you and basking in your warmth.

The days after that consist of you slowly restoring her, cleaning her body and each and every gear. Her ability to move slowly returning and becoming less sluggish as you work and tinker on her body. Working day and night you throw away your sleep to give her back the years you have stolen from her. Cleaning a gear here, replacing a gear there and carefully cleaning the dulled fabric that forms here skin, giving it back the shine and soft touch it once had.

She would just stare at you during these days, not uttering a single word and only moving her body as needed for your work. Occasionally without logic she would clumsily throw her arms around you and just push her body against you in an attempt to hug. A hug kept for up to an hour at times and then abruptly broken, returning her to her staring state.

It wouldn’t be till you clean and restore every part on her body, restoring every little gear and cleaning every inch of her beloved skin, that you would hear her voice. Her beautiful soft voice you used to hear all the time, whispering two simple words as she looks you deep in your eyes.

Thank you.

>> No.15705916

>>15705905
You just want a deredere girl, not an ojou sama.

>> No.15705925

Why are liches such bitches?

>> No.15705927

>>15705899
That's exactly what I want you dimwit! I just want the Deredere too!
I want her to fall head over heels for me!

>> No.15705928

>>15705916
You know an ojousama can be dere towards you and a bitch to the others, yes?

Don't tell me what I want you human girl.

>> No.15705934

>>15705928
You know an ojousama doesn't need to be a bitch to anyone and can still be haughty with her husband without turning into a moeblob, yes?

>> No.15705940

>>15705909
Aw.

>> No.15705941
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15705941

Fit Onis!

>> No.15705943

>>15705934
>moeblob

>> No.15705947

How would monsters react to poprocks?

>> No.15705953

>>15705941
>oni horns that protrude to indicate they're in heat
Y/N?

>> No.15705957

>>15705941
Yes.

>> No.15705961

>>15705947
Wurms would flail around in confusion.

>> No.15705963

>>15705947
Would poprocks react in the presence of semen?

>> No.15705966

>>15705953
Too freudian.

>> No.15705973

>>15705966
I thought so.

>> No.15705979

>>15705934
>Implying I want a moeblob and not just a Haughty Girl that lets her real feelings loose when it's just the two of us
D I S G U S T I N G

>> No.15705980
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15705980

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15705989

>>15705941
I think this artist is the only one that makes very fit girls attractive to me.

>> No.15706003
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15706003

>>15705989
Fit girls are cute

>> No.15706015

>>15705909
How heartwarming. She'd be the only girl for me.

>> No.15706047

>>15705989
He's the artist who got me into fit girls in the first place, those onis are real nice.

>> No.15706054 [DELETED] 

This is too quiet. Somebody start a shitstorm.

>> No.15706055 [DELETED] 

>>15706054
If you aren't comfortable with your wife having a male harem, you don't deserve a female harem.

>> No.15706058 [DELETED] 

>>15706054
Front pussy is fine.

>> No.15706059 [DELETED] 

>>15706055
This is true though. It just needs to be worded in a way that stresses how both are complete dogshit.

>> No.15706064 [DELETED] 

>>15706054
Eat shit and die for trying to incite a slapfight.

>> No.15706065 [DELETED] 

>>15706054
Reverse monsters

>> No.15706066 [DELETED] 

>>15706055
harems are shit either way though

>> No.15706070 [DELETED] 

>>15706055
This one is good.

You can eat shit though

>> No.15706072 [DELETED] 

>>15706054
>Good news everyone! I've invented a device which makes human boys sprout tentacles!
>God damn it Gremlin get out of here with your TF fetish

>> No.15706076 [DELETED] 

>>15706054

I like monster girls you don't like and don't like monster girls you like

>> No.15706079 [DELETED] 

>>15706072
I want a Shortstack Gremlin who replaces her husbando's missing arm with a sickass cybernetic, complete with a grappling hook, a Rocket Punch, and vibrating fingers.
The vibrating fingers thing is for her.

>> No.15706080 [DELETED] 

>>15706054
There is literally nothing wrong with fanfics

>> No.15706082 [DELETED] 

>>15706054
Friendly reminder that Cait-Sith probably has more art than your waifu.

>> No.15706084 [DELETED] 

>>15706054
I'd alp for a futa cheshire.

>> No.15706086 [DELETED] 

>>15706054
Both furry girls are better than the chaos girls because at least they don't turn you into some type of monster.

>> No.15706088 [DELETED] 

>>15706082
I know for a fact that that's not true.

>> No.15706090 [DELETED] 

>>15706082
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1470497902355.webm

>> No.15706091

>>15705510
Wait, i thought loli was /d/?

>> No.15706096

>>15706091
Now this is bait

>> No.15706100

>>15705699
as what?

>> No.15706102

>>15706096
I meant as in only allowed in /d/. Like if you posted a loli thread on /h/ it got banned. Guess i just remember wrong though

>> No.15706103

What do you do if your Undead waifu's heart starts beating again?

>> No.15706106

>>15706102
It's only allowed in /b/

>> No.15706107

>>15705947
I want to unload a huge bucket of poprocks onto a slime and see what happens

>> No.15706111

>>15706107
It'd probably be like a massage to her.

>> No.15706114

>>15706103
Take her to the hospital, something ain't right. Barring that, a priest or exorcist.

>> No.15706118
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15706118

you guys ever miss crayonfag

>> No.15706124

>>15706103
See what happens. If she comes back to life, kill her.

>> No.15706125

Outside of sex. How would your waifu try to woo you?

>> No.15706126

>>15706118
No
Every day

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15706127

>>15706118

>> No.15706129

>>15706103

but it isn't her heart it's the baby's

>> No.15706135

>>15706129
Given that the babby should be of the same species this is equal or greater cause for alarm.

>> No.15706137

>>15706118
No

>> No.15706138

>>15706129
>>15706135
once the DL makes it possible for monsters to have human kids this could actually happen

>> No.15706146

>>15706138
Humans won't exist when the DL wins. Her ideal future is one of incubi and monsters.

You'd have an undead incubus.

>> No.15706147

>>15706146
Incubi are human

>> No.15706148

>>15706146
>Humans won't exist when the DL wins. Her ideal future is one of incubi and monsters.
Incubi are humans. This was discussed in one of the world guides somewhere

>> No.15706149

>>15703689
You get a girl with a small vagina. I hear giant mice are taking all comers.

>> No.15706164
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15706164

There should be more smug dragons. If there every was a species deserving of smugness, its a dragon

>> No.15706166

>>15706148
Not him but I think we’ve had this discussion so many times that we both realize that talking about whether or not incubi are humans are pointless.
If you ask me, I think they are more semi-human. But I would still be okay with calling them human.

>> No.15706168

>>15703689
That's what DE is there for.

>> No.15706171

What if someone is allergic to DE

>> No.15706173

>>15706171
DE fixed it

>> No.15706174

>>15706171
im pretty sure thats not how that works

>> No.15706175

>>15706168
Is there any real point responding to a 9 hour old post or do you not just give a shit?

>> No.15706177

>>15706171
"What if someone was allergic to the cure that cures everything, including the allergies to the cure?"
DE is overpower.

>> No.15706178

>>15706171
Enjoy being the perpetually ill boy that CC monsters want to take care of all the time

>> No.15706179

I'm gonna ask. Why do monsterboys trigger people?

Monster girls magically change you. Just being with one effects you over time. Some changes are more severe than others, but this setting is waifu pandering at its primest, and there are no consequences to anything.

Basically, who fucking cares?

>> No.15706180

>>15703689
Most human dicks are probably too small for most monster's tastes. That's what mamono mana is for.

>> No.15706186

>>15706179
Guaranteed replies.

>> No.15706188

>>15706171
There was a story about that, "Long Distance Seduction" or something along those lines.
Needless to say, it caused lots of problems for the protag. The Orderites wanted to experiment on him, and he couldn't be in Demon Realms without swelling up and being unable to breathe.

>> No.15706189

>>15706175
The later.

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15706193

>>15706164
Smugness makes everything better.

>> No.15706196

>>15706179
>>15706180
Bait combo

>> No.15706198

>>15706186
Apparently. But I am genuinely curious. What's the big deal?

>> No.15706200

>>15706189
Should have guessed that. Carry on then anon.

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>> No.15706206

>>15706193
I want to flick that smug jumping spider on the forehead and then go make out with her Large Breed cousin.

>> No.15706207

>>15706179
>>15706198
I'm genuinely curios to know too, are you baiting or too much of a newfag or a faggot to know this has been discussed many times, and people is tired of answering to faggots like you?

Go read the archives.

>> No.15706213

>>15706179
Your post should be deleted, either for being a lazy newfag or for baiting.

But we know how things works over here.

>> No.15706215

>>15706205
What does she do to litterbugs

>> No.15706234

>>15706207
>>15706213
No, the only thing you people say is x is wrong. Pro monster boy people say x is fine.

I'm asking one question, why do you even care that much that it causes a shitstorm every time?

>> No.15706235

>>15706205
Why is that kiki so rude?

>> No.15706237

>>15706234
Again, go read the archives and stop showing how much of a newfag you are.

>> No.15706239
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15706239

How crazy is too crazy?

>> No.15706241

>>15706179
There are a lot of reasons. I know you're baiting but I want to lay this issue to rest quickly once and for all.

>1: They ruin the uniqueness of a Monster Girl setting and make it a more generic fantasy setting
>2: They encourage self insert OC donut steels, fostering the habitat for the autism seen in the furry community
>3: Tumblr and Yaoi fnabase likes it, and none of us want their kind here, let alone trying to change Monster Girls
>4: Because they're fucking gay and this is called a Monster GIRL thread

I hope this answers your question.

>> No.15706243

Medea is best fate Monster girl

>> No.15706246

>>15706241
You forgot "breaks the setting into a million little pieces because monsters no longer have a reason to hunt humans at all."

>> No.15706249

>>15706246
That too, but you could argue that lumps in with 1. Good point though.

>> No.15706250

>>15706243
I agree.

>> No.15706257

What would be a silly name for your daughteru based on her species

>> No.15706258

>>15706250
Mah Ningen. Let's go beat up Aphrodite for toying with her emotions!

>> No.15706260
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15706260

>>15706235
She tries to keep the order in a bad part of town. It's a hard and tiring job.

>>15706215
See image

>> No.15706266

>>15706241
Yes thank you, fuck. Trying to pry an actual discussion out of these autists is like pulling teeth.

All of those reasons are acceptable, though getting worked up this bad over them is pretty laughable.

>> No.15706267

>>15706198
There is no monolithic reason, so let me list some out for ya, anon.

>1. The VAST majority of this thread is probably straight guys discussing a common fetish. As you can imagine, most of us are here to talk about girls.

>2. It keeps the special snowflakes and furries away. Go on, see how many people have fucking eels or antlions as their fursona. Which leads to...
>3. It keeps this thread a fetish/escapism/fantasy topic. There is no "I want to be a half-dragon/half-vampire/half-werewolf and you have to accept me" bullshit because at the end of the day monstergirls are for fun, not a lifestyle.
>4. Going back to the straight male point, having a large focus on monsterboys will inevitably increase the amount of gay works in the thread, which most of us probably aren't interested in.

Look anon, your fetishes are your own. If you want to write stories with monsterboys, go ahead. Just don't expect most of us to actually be interested in it. Because, you know, we're here for the girls.

>> No.15706273

>>15706171
allergies are based on your immune responses to things like chemicals. DE is like, magic radiation. I don't see how that could even really happen.

>> No.15706274

>>15706266
>autists
Every time.

>> No.15706277

>>15706260
Maybe she's just not suited to be a cop?

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15706283

>>15706277
Somoene has to do it, and few have the loyality of a Kiki.

>> No.15706284

>>15706266
>though getting worked up this bad over them is pretty laughable
You say that like you haven't been on 4chan long. Give people who like it an inch and they'll take it a mile.

>> No.15706285

>>15706267
Alright, seems pretty similar to what the other guy said.

>> No.15706288

>>15706283
What about something like a Hellhound?

>> No.15706289

>>15706260
I want a Kiki to teach me how to wield a broom in bloody combat.

>> No.15706292

Does anyone have that expensive looking, business suit Kiki? Mine broke.

>> No.15706297

I want to help a scarred Kiki find happiness again

>> No.15706302

>>15706266
Hah autism haha pathetic haha

Fuck off

>> No.15706304

>>15706297
We all do, brother, we all do.

>> No.15706308

>>15706267
I can understand that.

I do think some people go too far with it with the "it has monsterboys we can't talk about it". As long as the discussion is kept to the girls it should be fine.

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>>15706292
She may act classy at work, but I bet at home she's a slob and reads shitty romance manga!

>> No.15706314

>>15706308
Which is what we do with EMG, what you probably want is to include them here.

>> No.15706315

>>15706308
If you mean something like EMG, that's shit for many reasons, not just monsterboys.

>> No.15706316

>>15706288
>No German accented Hellhound cop girlfriend who wears her uniform to bed sometimes
Roleplaying with the waifu is fun.

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15706317

>>15706288
You'd think that, them being gatekeepers themselves. But you must not forget that Hellhounds tend to be aggresive, rash and wild. A While strenght is an important aspect of a good officer, being able to act rational and being loyal are equally important.

Not to mention, Hellhounds cannot be 'tamed'. They are therefore unpredictable and puts their loyality to question, you can never know if that Hellhound isnt doing something shady behind the scenes.

>>15706289
Broom based combat training is a great hit in the MGC dojo's!

>>15706297
Don't we all?

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>>15706297
Always is the best

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>>15706239
Too crazy is to go to sleep, seeing an overobsessed and overparanoid arachne in love that decides she wants you all to herself, so to make sure you never try running or doing anything, she throws you off a sharp drop cliff to paralyze and cripple you before slowly dragging you back and leaving you waking up in a cold sweat and still unable to move for a while.

And people thought slightly yandere kiki was overkill/crazy.

>> No.15706321

>>15706314
You're stretching it anon.
>>15706315
You mean for continuing the shitty Love Hina antics that got boring in the late 2000s? Yeah I know that.

>> No.15706333

>>15706308
It you want to talk about monsterboys you have /a/, /d/ and the rest. Why the fuck do people keep trying to force all their shit in ONE thread having the entire fucking 4chan for it.

>> No.15706338

>>15706309
Thanks mang. She looks like she's whip me into shape.

>> No.15706340

>>15706319
>sharp drop cliff to paralyze and cripple
any good yandere will make sure to knock you out before crippling so beloved isn't feeling pain

>> No.15706343

>>15703541
For her.

>> No.15706345

>>15706319
>she throws you off a sharp drop cliff to paralyze and cripple you
Isn't it better to, i don't know, trap me in her webs so i can't move?

But seriously, is there anything more dangerous than a Yandere that doesn't really use her brain?

>> No.15706351

>>15706333
You really don't get the point of my post do you? My point was only talk about Monster girls. Even if the series features monster boys you talk about the girls and not even mention the boys.

>> No.15706353
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15706353

Blue onis are best onis.

>> No.15706357

>>15706351
We have had people talking about the girls from EMG, and the setting has monsterboys. People post girls from Granblue Fantasy all the time.

The fuck are you talking about, idiot.

>> No.15706361

>>15706345
Like a Yanwurm?

>> No.15706363

>>15706357
I don't care anymore. Just talk about monsters with big tits.

>> No.15706366

>>15706353
>Yuri
Die.

>> No.15706367

>>15706363
So you're a retarded newfag who didn't even try to lurk to confirm what he thought and instead just asked something that has been discussed plenty of times.

>I don't care anymore
So why did you even start.

>> No.15706371

>>15706353
The faces ruin it

>>15706366
There's not yuri there.

>> No.15706384

>>15706361
>Yanwurm
Illias forbid it, i don't want to imagine what one of those would do if she was blinded with love.

>> No.15706393

>>15706384
Don't worry, she'll only just rip off all your limbs so you can get away from her.

>> No.15706398

I want an oppai loli kakuren with an overly large rear.

>> No.15706404

How lewd would Squirrel girls be?

>> No.15706406

>>15706404
Dat bushy tail

>> No.15706408

>>15706319
>>15706340
>>15706393
Why do people here think Yandere means "crippling the husband?"

>> No.15706409

>>15706309
>be an intern for MGC Maid Central
>you're the personal assistant for the head of P.R.
>Melanie, the only kiki who wears a business suit in the whole place, can be a bit of a hardass
>whatever you like your job, it's pretty comfy
>even if you're just filling the role of 'eye candy' to the higher ups
>one day Melanie goes home early without signing off on some much needed paperwork
>the kiki at the front desk gives you her address to give her the paperwork at home
>no problem right?
>you make your way to an upscale apartment complex near work
>as you get to her door you can see it slightly open
>you think the worst and bust through the door ready to take on whoever tried to rob your boss
>only to see Melanie, in cosplay as that new Kikimora girl in that new MonsterWatch game
>what's even more unsightly is the amount of garbage in her room
>you think with her being a Kikimora she would be cleaner than this
>before you have any time to react however your world goes black
>you wake up tied to Melanie's bed with her seething in a chair next to you
>"How much did you see Anon?"
>all you can really muster out is a "Huh?" before she slaps you
>"Don't play dumb! I know you saw how messy my place is!"
>"First you barge in like some animal, then you make me break my favorite broom! But do you wanna know what I'm most pissed off about?"
>"I missed the midnight launch of MonsterWatch and I worked for three weeks on my costume!"

>> No.15706412
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15706412

I wish I had a scheduledog so she could whip me into shape and get my life back on track And then lewdly punish/reward me

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>>15706404
Very.

But only if you're her special one

>> No.15706414

>>15706409
Better show her the paperwork to get us off the hook

>> No.15706415

>>15706404
They would be nuts

I'm sorry

>> No.15706420

>>15706412
I just realized that that is a very tall anubis.

>> No.15706424
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>>15706408
Because
>If I can't have you no one can
>I'll never ever let you go
So some want danger with their crippling obessesiveness.

>> No.15706429

>>15706408
Because yandere == yanguire, apparently.

>> No.15706430

I'd rather a clingy monstergirl than a yandere one

>> No.15706431

>>15706420
The taller the better, that goes for almost every species.

>> No.15706433

>>15706424
I want to promise myself to a Shirohebi when we're kids and never make good on that promise.

>> No.15706434

>>15706424
>If I can't have you no one can
Nigga that's a yangire.

>> No.15706437

>>15706431
Wanna plant my face into her chest while she's lecturing me.

>> No.15706438

>>15706412
I want a dire Anubis to punish me by sitting on my lap all day even though I didn't do anything wrong!

>> No.15706441
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15706441

>>15706431
I like you.

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15706444

>>15706434
Yangires aren't motivated by love.
And who really cares, that's just splitting hairs.

>> No.15706445

>>15706438
Could it be that the tall, scarred, and muscled anubis wants to sit in your lap like one of the smaller ones would do?

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>>15706317
>They are therefore unpredictable and puts their loyality to question

>Hellhound takes off randomly during the day and sometimes takes extra long lunch breaks
>Sometimes bad guys know the MGCPD are hot on their tails and still manage to get away, staying 7 steps ahead at all times
>Hellhound acting very aloof about this
>thats pretty fishy
>couple officers follow her to an apartment complex across the street when she decides to leave
>right under our noses the whole time?
>cops kick down the door to find her cuddling her husband cause she misses him too much

>turns out the tanuki sitting on top of the criminal empire is paying off the human woman sergeant to allow the organ harvesting and human trafficking continue

>> No.15706448

Would a Kiki have a dirty mind?

>> No.15706450

>>15706445
More likely she's a huge tease.
She knows I've been sneaking peeks at her bountiful brown ass during work hours and likes seeing me blush.

>> No.15706452

>>15706424
They might lock you in their rape basement, sure, but they're not going to seriously injure you.
Why would they willingly tarnish the object of their affection?

>> No.15706458

>>15706450
So she's be rubbing her tight rear into your crotch, black furred tail slowly wagging while she nags you?

>> No.15706462

Hey guys what about a Yandere ALP

>> No.15706464

>>15706462
Swell meme, bruh.

>> No.15706465

>>15706444
We all need more bloody kiki.

>> No.15706468

>>15706462
Well it actually makes sense for alps to go yandere. I mean, they love a guy so much they go alp for him in first place.

>> No.15706469

>>15706462
You could have used any personalty prefix and the response would still be "purge."

>> No.15706477

>>15706458
Yes.
Except her ass is surprisingly soft.
And the nagging would be slightly flirtatious in tone.

>> No.15706481

I like tails with 0 mofu, not 1 inch should be mofu for me to like the tail

>> No.15706482

>>15706462
We need Deruella Trump to build an even bigger wall for that.

>> No.15706490

>>15706414
I want to finish it but I lost all traction halfway writing that first bit and can't think of a good thing to write about it now.

>> No.15706492

>>15706447
What reason would a human woman have to let that continue?

>> No.15706493

I want to take a sword strike for Palaidin-chan

>> No.15706497

>>15706482
Please stop comparing Deruella to Trump.
It's going to kill my boner if I imagine his face every time I imagine my waifu.

>> No.15706506

Does anyone remember the pastebin story with an apophis during a lunar eclipse?

>> No.15706507

>>15706448
No, she proably cleans daily in there too.

>> No.15706508

>>15706477
Would she make you stroke her abs while chiding you?
Would she have you cup her breasts from behind?

>> No.15706513

>>15706492
the tanuki knows where her human daughter is and is more than willing to bombard that location with enough magic stuff to change her daughter and her great great grand daughters into sith mg's

plus she's getting paid off

think wilson fisk, idk how much that tub of lard had to pay all those cops to look the other way or what kinda strings he had to pull but im more than sure a tanuki could do the same

Boxer Kobold Daredevil when

>> No.15706514

>>15706497
None can stop Truella

>> No.15706521

>>15706514
Does Truella wants to build a wall?

>> No.15706527

I like mean monsters

>> No.15706528
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>>15706412
I wanna touch a scheduledog's soft paw pads and make her flustered!

>> No.15706530

>>15706513
>Tub of lard
>Not knowing that Wison Fisk is actually mostly muscle with very little fat.
>Not bringing a smile to the face of a tanuki version of the kingpin.

>> No.15706532

>>15706527
How mean?

>> No.15706535

>>15706513
But why would a Tanuki be interested in organ harvesting?

>> No.15706541

What are the best BIG monster girls?

>> No.15706543

Life in MGC must be vibrant.

>> No.15706545

>>15706535
Money, duh.

>> No.15706548

>>15706541
All of them.

>> No.15706549

>>15706541
All of them

>> No.15706550

>>15706545
But what about all the people she hurts?

>> No.15706556

>>15706549
BROTHER!

>> No.15706557

>>15706548
>>15706549
>Same second

>> No.15706558

>>15706532
mean enough that other monsters would want to fight her because she is that rough on me

>> No.15706560

>>15705472
You should feel bad. You're loyal to a figment of your imagination. What would you do if a cute girl showed some interest in you?

>> No.15706562

>>15706508
It'd keep escalating until I ended up being dragged to her private chambers for rough sex.
After that she'd snap a golden bracelet on my arm that marks me as hers.
Not in a slave sense, but in a "you and I are married now" sense.
She'd probably even have a number of embarrassing nicknames for me, a good deal of which involve mentioning that I'm white.

>> No.15706565

>>15706550
What about them?
It's pretty easy to not care about people you've never and will never meet.

>> No.15706567

>>15706558
>Amazon fights Ogre to save anon

>> No.15706578

>>15706541
Big how?

>> No.15706579

>>15706550
The organs are Slime Cores.
Tanuki Mafia Slime factories are scary! It's slaveboy rape all the way down for the sake of manufactured Slimes of all kinds for the purpose of building up gang strength!

>> No.15706585

>>15706562
Implying she wouldn't call you the pale moon to her golden sun.

>> No.15706586

>>15706550
>>15706579
she also does lucrative things with livers too
kumiho will pay a surprising amount of money for something that tastes like the real deal

>> No.15706592

>>15706586
>kumiho will pay a surprising amount of money for something that tastes like the real deal
That reminds me I wanna marry both a Rusalka and a Kumiho!

>> No.15706596

>>15706567
For some reason I'm imagining having an Amazon Onee-san who beats down the Ogre bully who'd been making your highschool life hell and then forcibly spreading the Ogre's legs, tearing a hole in her spats and telling you to "take your revenge" on the Ogre by fucking her.

>> No.15706598

>>15706596
>Amazon
>Doing that

>> No.15706600

>>15706592
RIP anon

>> No.15706603

>>15706585
Does she want me to cover my face to hide my shameful blush? Because that's what's going to happen.
She'll probably tease me about how cute I look when I blush.
...Huh, come to think of it wouldn't white skinned humans be considered "exotic" in desert MG territory? You might end up the husband of a desert MG because of your skin.

>> No.15706605

>>15706600
No worries! Both have regenerative powers for their husbands.

>> No.15706608

>>15706598
Why wouldn't she?

>> No.15706609

>>15706398
I want a genki Trumpart with a massive rear.

>> No.15706613

>>15706592
that sounds like the fearboner to end all fearboners anon

>> No.15706617

>Get ambushed and have various organs harvested
>And after that they forcebly set you up to you have your semen pumped continuously

>> No.15706619

>>15706603
Maybe, although I'd be red before long.

I actually wouldn't mind that happening to me.
Solid work, a free home, and three meals a day.

I'd treat it like I would all other things. Ambivalence.


>>15706609
Molesting monkey rumps?

>> No.15706628

>>15706543
How many hurdles must be overcome simply walking to or from school.

>> No.15706629

>>15706603
I'm sure the Pharaoh would love showing that exotic slave from a far away country why she is a god there.

>> No.15706637

>>15706629
I want to be an exotic slave for an oppai loli pharoah!

I want to pick her up and treat her like a kid on the first time we meet because I thought she was just sticking melons in her dress.

>> No.15706638

>>15706628

>How many hurdles must be overcome simply walking to or from school.

Or doing anything at all really

How or why is there a single human living there is beyond me.

>> No.15706647

Don't let your little sis cuck your big sis

>> No.15706654

>>15706647
Yes, remember, sharing is caring.

>> No.15706670

>>15706638
its mostly just avoiding the sex. If you have good running legs or an iron will its pretty nice. Or if you have a wife.

>> No.15706687
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Now you've fucked up.

>> No.15706718

>>15706497
>These monsters, they come into MGC ILLEGALLY, you know, and they're raping everyone in broad daylight, it's true, it's true. I have friends, I know many monsters who live in MGC, some of them good, they're sick of it. We are going to build a wall, it will be a great wall, the Zipangu built a wall much bigger, I think we can do it, and MG Mexico is going to pay, for that wall. We will make MGC safe again, and we will win again, we will win so much you'll say "Please Deruella stop, we have to stop winning!" and we will keep winning.

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>> No.15706729

>>15706720
And thats why to always vote no to genetic experiments.

>> No.15706733

>>15706720
>>15706729
Why do they never test this science with safe things, like dormice and raijus?

>> No.15706735
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>>15706720

>> No.15706736

>>15706720
The ultimate rapist

Also enjoy your vacation

>> No.15706741

>>15706720
Just take me now.

>> No.15706745

>>15706720
She looks like a nice girl, maybe she is so full of DOM it integer overflows and she is actually a SUB

>> No.15706746

>>15706720
>Ushi-Core
We need to go deeper. Add some Cheshire DNA in there and let the games begin!

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>>15706745
Just like Ghandi and his nukes.

>> No.15706755

>>15706746
i think there might be some hellhound in there as well
say goodbye to your pelvis, its left your body and went on vacation

>> No.15706758

>>15706687
VIRGIN! PLEASE HELP USSSSSSS!

>> No.15706759

>>15706745
I'd rather not have you ruin her already

>> No.15706760

>>15706754
Well Ghandi when he gets Democracy and then it is Nukes Time

>> No.15706770

>>15706720

I'm surprised this idea didn't pop-up sooner

>> No.15706772

>>15706755
There's some Tentacle in there too. Look in the tailpussy.

>>15706759
>Not getting the Civilization joke
C'mon anon, it's a classic.

>> No.15706778

>>15706755
It's definitely an Ushi-Hellcore.
Talk about superweapons.

>> No.15706782

>>15706720
I want her to pump me dry with her high-stimulation tailpussy and then ride me ragged with her perfectly molded pussy the next night.
I want her to hold my head between her breasts and whisper dirty things to me while she does it!

>> No.15706786

>>15703801
Now this is a duo I can get behind...

Also for a second I thought that Anubis had 3 arms, because one scroll is quite close in color to her fur...

>> No.15706788

>>15706778
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!

>> No.15706805

>>15706788
>yfw you realize Gremlins can make the lewd equivalent of REX

>> No.15706813

>>15706720
>We dreamed of creating the world's strongest rapist... and we succeeded.

>> No.15706814

>>15706805
So SEX?

>> No.15706818
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Great things to come!

>> No.15706822

>>15706814
Which gets stolen by a US special forces team made entirely of monstergirls?

>> No.15706825

I like Wights that kept their Zombie Body proportions

>> No.15706830

>>15706818
Lovey dovey onee-san stuff with the Wock? Niiice.

>> No.15706834

>>15706818
Jabber a overrated nee-san

>> No.15706857

>>15706834
You're an overrated nee-san.

>> No.15706869

>>15706745
How would she even act like a sub

>> No.15706873

>>15706125
BIG. ASS. STEAKS!

>> No.15706876

>>15706869
She wouldn't.

>> No.15706877

>>15706733
>raiju
>safe

>> No.15706880

>>15706164
>derives to be smug
>every piece of literature has them getting spanked
If you mean the smugness of being made a mother then yes I agree with you.

>> No.15706883

>>15706857
I'm not an onee-san!

Wock is overrated.

OVERRATED!

>> No.15706884

>>15706877
Raijinkos

>> No.15706885

>>15706758
>Virgin arrives
>Sayain Girls think he's nothing
>Meme happens
>Weaker Sayain girl is now crippled from the waist down
>Stronger Sayain girl literally can't move her body for a week

>> No.15706887

>>15706822
yes including
telekinetic mantis
harpy with gatling gun
awoo sniper
revolver jinko
and their leader liquid snake

>> No.15706892

>>15706125
Hotwings.

>> No.15706901

I like Shogomoras and Kikigoths

>> No.15706905

>>15706617
>organ harvesting
Nah
>mindbroken cumpump
This I can work with. Also
>being mindbroken
Git

>> No.15706908

So.
Which monster girl would be an ALLY OF JUSTICE and adventure with me?

>> No.15706910

>>15706908

Soldier Beetle

>> No.15706914

>>15706908
Wurm

>> No.15706916

>>15706901
I hope you perish in flames.

>> No.15706920

>>15706901
Goth kikis?

>> No.15706921

>>15706462
Sounds like she's going to be clinging to my arm pretty much all day, and is the most likely to alpdruck and decide I'm not even going to leave the bed today, much less the house.

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>>15706908
Werewolf and Soldier Beetle.

>> No.15706925

>>15706910
I would ride her into battle!
A trusty steed and her rider!

>>15706914
Sentai poses would be a must.

>> No.15706930

>>15706908
An alp that literally went gay for Kamen Rider.

>> No.15706931

>>15706924
Hah hah!
One can smell evil and the other would help us beat it into submission!

>> No.15706933

>>15706462
It will contemplate its existence on the tree of woe.

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how does /mgg/ feel about milk

>> No.15706943

When cuddling your onee-san, it's the perfect time to ask her ___

>> No.15706944

>>15706930
Then she can be an ally of justice with me!

>> No.15706946

>>15706943
Anal?
Why did you hate me so much growing up?

>> No.15706950

>>15706943
for her hand in marriage

>> No.15706954

>>15706934
i love this caption

>> No.15706959

>>15706908
Salamander
Wyvern
Dhampir
Griffon

>> No.15706960

Teaching Monsters is hard

>> No.15706966

>>15706959
Those all sound lovely.

>> No.15706969

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remark on the form of tall-flat monster girls and why they are great.

>> No.15706972

>>15706969
>flat
>great
>ever

>> No.15706976

>>15706960
With proper motivation, they're quite hardworking and industrious.

>> No.15706979

>>15706969
Tall-respectably-chested is better.
Flat belongs on the lolis.

>> No.15706980

>>15706969
>tall-flat
I love that combo

>> No.15706983

>>15706972
Look at this man and his different taste.

>>15706979
But tall, flat girls usually come with decent derrieres.

>>15706980
It is pretty good.

>> No.15706992

So is there a ranking of monstergirls from most to least femdom?

Which ones would be least? Most?

>> No.15706995

>>15706992
Oh boy here we go.

>> No.15706997

>>15706720
>Doesn't have massive fucking titties or black sclera
Wasted potential desu. Then again that's to be expected from .less.

>> No.15706999

>>15706908
A Mantis who stoically does Jojo poses.

>> No.15707003

>>15706992
>Most
Kobold

>> No.15707004

>>15706560
I don't think that's possible, but I would cross that bridge when I come to it.
I like the fucking imaginary friend so much that I can't even feel the need to go after girls.

>> No.15707009

>>15706999
Would her name be Josephine?

>> No.15707021

>>15707009
Sure why not.

>> No.15707022

>>15706983
>But tall, flat girls usually come with decent derrieres.
What about tall flat and small ass?

>> No.15707025

>Finally finish reading Psyren
...can we talk about Doppelgangers and twin-threesomes for a bit?

>> No.15707034

>>15707021
Good.
She's going to be my cute little Jojo then.

>>15707022
Then you find a way to improve her.
She's got to have something going for her.

>> No.15707038

>>15707034
>improve her.
But she is already perfect

>> No.15707046

>>15707038
Than its fine.

>> No.15707088

>>15706873
This anon's got the right idea.
Any monstergirl who can make a Medium Rare steak and make it well will win my heart in an instant.
As long as she doesn't mind ketchup.

>> No.15707096

When do monsters make babies

>> No.15707099

>>15707088
>medium rare
I prefer medium well but o-
>spoiler
No words nor image can express the hatred I feel right now.

>> No.15707110

>>15707096
When papa loves mama very much, papa gives mama a little egg for her to carry under her shirt and after the egg grows, a baby pops up!

>> No.15707112

>>15707099
I like well done

>> No.15707120

>>15705947
>you will never receive a poprock blowjob from your daughteru

>> No.15707122

>>15705065
So is there more? And if so, can you post it?

>> No.15707125
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Space Cats

>> No.15707128

>>15707088
>>15707112
Fuck you get back to the /a/ thread, do you realize now your shittaste?

>> No.15707131

>>15707125
I like right more

>> No.15707135

>>15707099
>>15707128
Why are you so triggered by Ketchup? Did it rape your family or something? Leave me alone.

>> No.15707138

>>15707128
>do you realize now your shittaste?
Yesh and I still like it burned

>> No.15707139

>>15707135
But you're already alone.

>> No.15707143

>>15707120
>Not from your Waifu
>Not from your childhood friend
>Not from your Onee-san
>Not from the lewd Delinquent who's been picking on you
>Not from your boss
>Not from your secretary
>Not from your Maido
I could think of more but I think I've made my point. There are much better options than waifu NTR.

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>>15707131
I like their Bobcat leader

>> No.15707147

>>15707139
Why would you assume that?

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>>15707096
Whenever they can, Anon.

>> No.15707155

>>15707144
Would she breed with me if I asked nicely?

>> No.15707157

>>15707143
Like clockwork.

>> No.15707163

>>15707143
>Not your childhood nee-san delinquent who is your boss and works part-time as a secretary at a maido cafe that you go to.

>> No.15707170

>>15707163
How deep can we go anon?
How many archetypes can we stick on a girl without them conflicting?

>> No.15707173

>>15707155
Well when they round up the males after conquering the planet you might get picked by her.

>> No.15707187

>>15707170
We can surely deeper than that, but we would need a fresh girl.

Now I just had the idea of adding a bunch of archetype runes to a fresh golem/automaton.

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Reminder that there could be a Ghost Girl squeezing your head between her gigantic breasts at night, and you would have no way of knowing.

>> No.15707203

>>15707196

I ain't afraid of no ghost!

>> No.15707206

You guys have been slow these past few threads, what's up?

>> No.15707208

>>15707196
My monster waifu protects me while I take a nap.

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>>15707196
Spooky paizuri is the best paizuri!

>> No.15707217

>>15707187
I wouldn't know because she doesn't have tits to squeeze

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>>15707196
What a terrifying thought!

A Heavy-chested Ghost giggling as she does lewd things to my body while I'm effected by sleep paralysis!

>> No.15707242

>>15707203
And the ghost is not the only thing getting busted.

>> No.15707255

>>15706720
Wait, are the mods asleep, or did JapMoot finally extend the nudity-allowed rules to /jp/?

>> No.15707257

>>15707242
Lemme tell you something...

BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

>> No.15707260

>>15707229
This image has always looked weird from the thumbnail.

>> No.15707262

>>15707257
SLAPSHOT

>> No.15707267

What about the flat ghosts that can't engulf your head in her boobs

>> No.15707270

>>15707255
She is too strong.

>> No.15707271

>>15707257
BUSTIN'
U
S
T
I
N
'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

>> No.15707273

>>15706720

I want one!

>> No.15707277

>>15707267
Constantly masturbating while staring at you. They don't stop.
Sometimes they grope your crotch and you get a random boner.

>> No.15707281

>>15707277
Darn ghosts. Somebody needs to stop them.

>> No.15707291

>>15707281
But who we gonna call?

>> No.15707296

>>15707267
They possess you

>> No.15707299

>>15707291
An exorcist or something.

>> No.15707302

>>15707281
Why would you want to?

>> No.15707305

>>15707302
It's just weird.

>> No.15707306

>>15707291
https://youtu.be/kSpvtwt-4HU

>> No.15707307

I like undead so much I'd offer to teach at an undead school so that I could live in an undead nation

>> No.15707309

>>15707305
Everytime you cum you make a ghost pregnant.

>> No.15707314

>>15707305
But don't you want to see her reaction when you gain the ability to see her?

>> No.15707319

>>15707309
Oh geez. I must have knocked up hundreds of ghosts.

>>15707314
No.

>> No.15707324

>>15707307
Teaching in a class full of monsters and human boys must be fun. Listening to all the little monsters trying to get dating advinces and the boys trying to get hints on how not to be raped.

I want to go home tired after a day of teaching and sleep on my comfy little bed at my comfy house.

>> No.15707339

>>15707319
Well you're boring.
You mean to tell me you don't want to see her face twisted into an ahegao while she rapidly fingers herself and gropes one of her tiny breasts, tongue lolling out as she stares dead at you?
You don't want to see the moment her brain visibly shuts down when you say "What the fuck are you doing?"
You don't want to see her go from "maximum lewd" to "AWAWAWAWAWA" in 0.5 seconds?

>> No.15707340

>>15707339
It's creepy.

>> No.15707357

>>15707004
Pursuing girls strictly for sex is for teenagers and douchers. Seek friends first and then see if any of them tug your heart even a little.

>> No.15707363

>>15707324
>You'll never be approached by one of your students, a tiny little Dragon girl.
>"Mr. Anon? How can I get a boy to like me?"
>You'll never crouch down so you're at eye level with her, look both ways to make sure no one's listening, and then ask her "Which one?"
>She'll never point at the boy she sits behind during class.
>You'll never tell her that that kid's brother is a pro-wrestler and so maybe she should offer to go to a showing with him to cheer his brother on.
>She'll never excitedly go over to talk with him.
>You'll never smile as they chat animatedly and pull out a little notebook.
>That makes 7 kids given love advice to your Cupid wife's 5 at the end of the week.
>Looks like she's going to have to wear her old cheerleading clothes during sex this weekend after all.

>> No.15707368

>>15705296
>Having a Finngolian or self-loathing faggot ruin an MG is better than her profile

>> No.15707377

>>15707363
>old cheerleading clothes
I wonder how those tight clothes will fit on her mature frame

>> No.15707381

>>15707368
Yes, that's what I said. Why are you trying to stir up a monsterboy argument again?

>> No.15707393
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>>15707377
Just like how my dragon waifu looks like in her old school uniform.

>> No.15707396

>>15707377
The skirt barely covers her ass at all, she's wearing a thong, and she had to replace the top with a bikini top because it just won't fit anymore.
Not that it matters when you've got a Kuudere cheerleader mounted on your dick who's Kuu gives way to lewdness and ahegaos with every upward thrust meeting her downward thrust.

>> No.15707399

Guys, Guys, what if we made a pie but used Hathor Milk as an ingredient?

What would be the result?

>> No.15707400

>>15707396
>all that
Goddammit boner not now.

>> No.15707403

>>15707399
what kinda pie we makin anon

>> No.15707407

>>15707399
titty pie

>> No.15707408

>>15707399
>Apple Pie with Hathor milk
Mmmm.

>> No.15707410

>>15707399
We can finally find out which Wurm is the dreaded pie-stealer!
Still no one has done a pic with Woolie and his Wurm waifu stealing pies.

>> No.15707411

>>15707410
Probably because no one wants to imagine Woolie having sex.

>> No.15707417

>>15707363
I wonder if the teachers have betting pools who which student likes who

>> No.15707425

>>15707400
That's not even getting into the ravenous cleanup blowjobs, the titfucking, the doggystyle and the mating press.
And after it's all over, we decide what one of us will have to do for the other on each weekend day if we lose next week.
The cheerleader outfit is only on Saturday. Sunday is Gyaru clothing and roleplay.

>> No.15707430

>>15707410
>>15707411
Stop

>> No.15707456
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>>15707125
>>15707144
>>15707125
>>15706687
How does one train himself to be stronger to be a worthy breeding partner with a space amazon cat/monkey?

>> No.15707458

>>15707425
Are you me? Because you're hitting all of my favorite things right now.

>> No.15707459

>>15707425
>gyaru Cupid who roleplays
Well, my boners ready for round seven.

>> No.15707461

>>15707381
Because you're saying shit is better than not-complete-shit

>> No.15707463

>>15707456
Do whatever the human PCs in dragonball xenoverse did to be able to beat gods.

>> No.15707464

>>15707456
You get good.

>> No.15707476

>>15707461
I think you have it wrong on what's shit and what's less shit here.

Stinkypedes and memeblobs that go awawawawa and eat stretchy anime meat > Turning into a squid dildo or a spider-chair

You can tell because the former doesn't cause nearly as many shitstorms.

>> No.15707489
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>>15707463
But aren't they still weaklings in comparison with other aliens, specially Saiyans?

>> No.15707553
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>>15707489
I'd probably get Yamcha'd

>> No.15707569

>>15707489
Only (usually) in pvp, if your build isn't perfect beam spam.

>> No.15707571

>>15707553
>You'll never come back once you were healed and try and catch the eye of the one on the right
>You'll never get her to follow you omewhere private and challenge her to a rematch, getting your ass handed to you
>You'l never repeat this for week, months even
>You'll never finally land a solid blow and flatten her
>You'll never get your ass handed to you again, but take solace in that one hit
>Years will never pass
>You'll never find yourself at the point you can fight her on even footing

>> No.15707580
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>>15707571
Her name's Imoya.
Thank based Plague of Gripes for her and Chirei.
But also curse him for never drawing lewds.

>> No.15707592

>>15707580
I prefer the captain nerd. God that pic?

>> No.15707598
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15707598

>>15707592
Nah, but I've got Chirei's.

>> No.15707603
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15707603

>>15707592
Ms. General?

>>15707571
>Implying she'd care about fighting weaklings in the first place.

>> No.15707606

>>15707603
>Implying she wouldn't
What proud creature would tolerate an inferior creature directly challenging it without putting it in the ground?

>Ms. General
That's the one. She just needs to fix her shit tier hairdo

>> No.15707616

>>15705561
It has been too long since one of my ideas got drawn. Bene.

>> No.15707626

>>15707606
I don't find it that bad, actually. Reminds me of Lucrezia Noin from Gundam Wing.

But that's just me.

>> No.15707637

>>15707603
>General Shuirika will never ride you ragged with her fat ass and then visit you every day in the hospital while you recover.
Life shouldn't be this bad.

>> No.15707640
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15707640

But wouldn't it be fun to be locked up in a pocket-dimension where her lewdness is law?

>> No.15707641

Skeletons are cuties who need calcium

>> No.15707642

>>15707626
I just really love hair. Love it when it's long, when its thick and when its free. Don't really like it shaved or short

>> No.15707645

>>15707640
What if I can jump good?

>> No.15707646

>>15707640
>You'll never be chased by a Lilim who locked you inside her own little private section of Pandemonium.
>She'll never catch you, pin you down, and do all sorts of lewd things to you for what feels like years before letting you recover and then giving you another head start trying to run.
Fearboners and hunting sex are fucking amazing.

>> No.15707647

>>15707645
FOOLISH SAMURAI, THE PORTAL TO YOUR OWN WORLD IS ONCE AGAIN BEYOND... your... reach?

>> No.15707662
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15707662

>>15707606
>What proud creature would tolerate an inferior creature directly challenging it without putting it in the ground?
Those who are strong and are confident in their strength don't have anything to prove.

Thought i'd be cute if she actually had deep issues of self-confidence which devolved her into turning into a bully GALACTIC CONQUEROR to compensate for her sense of inferiority compared to other saiyans.

>> No.15707667
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>>15707662
Saiyans are just the hired help for true galactic conquerors anyway.

>> No.15707668

>>15707662
>Those who are strong and are confident in their strength don't have anything to prove.
Nonsense. It is always pertinent for a wolf to remind the sheep of where they belong. A wolf doesn't stand peerless. If it doesn't put the sheep back down, the other wolfs will look down on it.

>> No.15707672

>>15707662
You can stop with the she-Saiyan spam now.

>> No.15707678

I want a Kakuen to sit on my face while blowing me!

>> No.15707680

>>15707678
So, a 69.

>> No.15707711

>>15707680
Yes, but with considerably more ass.
Also Kakuens probably give pretty damn intense blowjobs.

>> No.15707715

>>15707667
Looks nothing like a Frost Demon, or whatever they're called

>> No.15707733

>>15707711
>Spoiler
There's nothing to really support that. Undisputed blowjob queen will always be ghoul.

>> No.15707749

Would monsters ban fleshlights

>> No.15707750

>>15707733
I'm just applying her libido to blowjobs. Ghouls are indeed the undisputed queens of blowjobs.
And now I'm imagining getting raped by a group of monstergirl delinquents comprised of a Kakuen riding my face, and a Ghoul draining my balls into her mouth alongside two other ghouls who are molesting my fingers witht heir mouths.

>> No.15707753

>>15707733
The bonus art was kind of nice.

>> No.15707755

>>15707749
No, but they'd certainly make it so they're only purchasable if they're being used to spice things up in the bedroom.

>> No.15707759

>>15707750
>I'm just applying her libido to blowjobs
Oh. Well in that case I can see where you're coming from.

>> No.15707760

>>15707755
You'd need a prescription from a marriage counselor.

>> No.15707771

>>15707760
Sounds like an easy job
>just fuck more, marriage saved

>> No.15707781

>>15701910
http://pastebin.com/hxt7LycZ
knew it was a good idea to save it

>> No.15707786

>>15702175
it was meant for this guy

>> No.15707787

>>15707715
That's because she's a New God(dess).

>> No.15707791

>>15707787
Okay, now I'm ashamed for not catching that sooner.

>> No.15707793

>>15707759
I mean can you imagine a Kakuen's libido applied to just about any sexual act? They're semen demons of a high caliber man.

>> No.15707799

>tfw you introduce your kitsune gf to foie gras
>tfw your bank account steadily depletes itself in a matter of days

>> No.15707801

>>15707799
We warned you about kumihos man.

>> No.15707802

A tanuki can never buy my love, I'd rather stay with my Matango waifu

>> No.15707810
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>>15707791
Cum for Femseid. Give all your seed for Femseid.

>> No.15707812

>>15707793
Their libido never struck me as exceptional though.

>> No.15707820
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>>15707802
Fun fact: matango contains "mata"; in Spanish, mata is "kill", and that's what they do to my boners.

>> No.15707824

>>15707812
>If they mate with a human man even once, their mind becomes obsessed with it. They'll end up spending all day on top of human men continuously shaking their hips like a monkey.
>After learning the taste of their husband with their body in this manner, they become a prisoner of the pleasure, and are completely unable to control their insatiable lust and desire; becoming exactly like a monkey in heat. Just from being around their husband their lust swells up as their body seeks pleasure, and they'll become unable to think of anything but mating with their husband. Even just being touched or catching their scent will cause them to become unable to control their lust, and leap at their husband to mate with him.
They're horny as fuck man.

>> No.15707834

>>15707749
They'd make better fleshlights. Just ignore the warnings about it having portal technology, and not messing with the wiring while in use. Comes in all monster girl types too, and feel exactly like the real thing.

>> No.15707836

Would a Tanuki buy a man out of his abusive relationship?

>> No.15707843

>>15707824
Honestly dude, the only part of that that stands out is
> Even just being touched or catching their scent will cause them to become unable to control their lust, and leap at their husband to mate with him.
The rest is standard monster fanfare. Just other monsters might be able to resit jumping into a five hour long fuck session at the mere scent of their husband. Maybe.

Honestly that sounds pretty shit though. I'd like to do things other than shake my hips as a sweaty cum-stained mess 24 hours a day. 12 is probably my limit. 12 hours of fucking, six of free activities, six of sleep.

>> No.15707848

>>15707820
I'm gonna need a name on this.

Also what is with japan and bird mounts? Seems to be an extremely common trend for them and I can't exactly say it was Final Fantasy that started it.

>> No.15707849
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>>15707672
It's not spam.

It's monkey-postin.

>> No.15707850
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So in the MGE it's stated numerous times that Spirit Energy and Demonic Energy mixing = Power Increasing, literally and pleasure-wise, to the point where a mere farmgirl Holstaurus can become as powerful as a top tier Succubus with the right husband.

And, considering this is all spiritual, I must imagine it works like The Force in Star Wars; it doesn't matter how small you are (Like Yoda!), your Demonic Energy levels determine your real strength.

So, basically, Titania kingdoms become a lot scarier once you realize... those little fairies that are light as feathers? The ones whose husbands refer to as 'talking onaholes'? They can easily siege and raid a human village with the right (or, perhaps, wrong) counsel.

The MGE world is terrifying if you're just a farmer trying to lead a happy life with your crops and your dysentery.

>> No.15707852

>>15707849
It's literally human women with tails.

>> No.15707858

>>15707848
I'm pretty sure it's a Ghibli movie. Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, I think.

>> No.15707862

>>15707849
You've already posted five of those along with a few other Plague images.

>> No.15707863

>>15706720
Damn. Who's the artist? I'm not usually into mashups, but I am allllll over that.

>> No.15707865

>>15707848
Anon over here >>15707858 is correct.

It's real cute. No monster girls though, but there IS a Katawa Shoujo villain if you're into that.

>> No.15707866

>>15707852
>Monster girls are just human women with animal parts.

>> No.15707867

>>15707852
Elves are literally human women with pointy ears.

>> No.15707869

>>15707862
>We've
You really think I was the only one?

>> No.15707870

>>15707865
>a Katawa Shoujo villain
The psychic snipers and the women's conspiracy are real? SHIT!

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>>15707850
>The MGE world is terrifying if you're just a farmer trying to lead a happy life with your crops and your dysentery.

Yep, gonna need some farmhands to help on the farm during Wererabbit season.

Need to get those crops harvested and moved to high ground in time before they pass through. Hungry Wererabbits can go through your entire harvest in seconds.

>> No.15707874
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>>15707870
Something like that.

>> No.15707880

>>15707874
I need an adult.

>> No.15707890

I live really rural so even if monsters were real none would be in my town

>> No.15707897
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>>15707890
That just means you have to work for a monster.

Not like rural locations have a shortage of fauna though; I used to look after vacation bungalows and there was no shortage of wild foxes (to shoo away from the chicken pen...).

>> No.15707907

>>15707897
In my town of 390 I have never seen anything more wild in town than the fuckload of stray cats or a deer skull my fucking neighbor threw in my yard

>> No.15707915

Name something that cant be made better with monster girls.

>> No.15707916
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>>15707897
>You will never live in a mountainous area where every now and then the Onis would come down from the mountains and have one of their famous BBQs, inviting people from the village.
>They offer protection in exchange for the booze your village is famous for.
>If any other monsters try to mess with you, they come down to teach them a lesson.

>> No.15707920

>>15707915
Charley the cat

>> No.15707922

>>15707915
War. NTR. School shootings.

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>>15707907
>a fuckload of stray cats
Anon, that's your calling right there.

Be the savior.

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>>15707907
>stray cats

Uh oh

>> No.15707931

>>15707915
Door hinges.

>> No.15707932
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15707932

Look, it's a nerd anubis!
BULLY HER

>> No.15707933

>>15707922
>War
The MGE does this though, Ares is a monstergirl god and she makes sure no one dies and everyone walks away with a husband instead. Still destroys the existing families, but hey!

>NTR
A matter of perspective, but nothing can change your mind on something you already dislike, really.

>School shootings
Lich nurse bringing people back from the brink of death with some augmentations perhaps? Hey it's BETTER not GOOD.

>> No.15707939

>>15707932
I'd join her club and rename it Inseminator Club, if you know what I mean.

I would impregnate her and refuse to take responsibility.

>> No.15707942

>>15707925
Damn haughty Cait Siths.

>> No.15707943

>>15707924
>>15707925
So even if my area did get monsters, they would be some of the worst. That sucks, maybe 2017 can wait

>> No.15707945

>>15707915
Plumbs
>>15707920
That cat was fucked up

>> No.15707946

>>15707932
She looks like a loser.

>> No.15707953

>>15707943
On the other hand, more than one Cait Sith would cancel the haughty effect out, don't you think?

They'd be bickering about which pussy the master prefers, and then it'd do a 180, come back around to begging for attention and praise.

>> No.15707955

>>15707943
Well if you're far away enough from the city there might be Elves living in your woods.

They'd stay away most of the time, but the young, 100-year old ones might get curious and watch you while peeking from behind a tree.

>> No.15707956

>>15707925
I rub a cait sith's puffy cheeks.

>> No.15707958

>>15707916
>You'll never meet your wife at an Oni barbecue.
>She'll never drag you back to her home for some rough Oni sex.

>> No.15707960

>>15707932
I want to mating press the nerd anubis!
I want to build Gunpla while she plays video games!

>> No.15707963

>>15707945
>That cat was fucked up
The advice was solid though.

>> No.15707964

>>15707953
Maybe the Caits will just bother the old people who leave food out for them or as sad as it is some people around here shoot them so maybe the Caits can bother those fucks
>>15707955
>Woods
I'll say this, I live in the Great Plains so the closest thing to woods is the creek a block out of town with some trees

>> No.15707969

>>15707943
Not all cats will monsterize, only those with a master that they absolutely love although mamono mana would probably improve them by turning them into demonic beasts or something

>> No.15707971

>>15706997
>bigger equals better
KA-TA-CHI motherfucker do you speak it.

>> No.15707973

>>15707969
>only those with a master
Strays don't have masters they just care if you leave food out

>> No.15707976

>>15707963
solid advice or not I cant stand that fucking sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AIB7M3V_j4

>> No.15707978

>>15707890
Don't worry the moment monsters hear about all the poor men, they will send representatives

>> No.15707979
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15707979

.less finished another one during the stream.

>> No.15707981

>>15707979
I'm surprised she isn't saying "Sup faggot"

>> No.15707983

>>15707979
He really likes black spats, doesn't he?

>> No.15707991
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>>15707983
Who doesn't?

>> No.15707999

>>15707983
They're comfy and they're easy to wear!

>> No.15708002
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>>15707991
Black is a bad color for tight pants.

Light-color yoga pants are impressive due to the way light bounces off of the ass crevice and makes it seem as if the ass is fatter than it truly is. A mere trick with shadows and light refraction. This is why fat people wear black shirts: there are less visible shadows, masking their fat fuck rolls and therefore making them look slimmer at a glance. But the human eye can be easily fooled. So, creamy-white yoga pants, and spats(biker shorts) create more shadows, and therefore are more appealing.

Not that it matters with .less art since he can't draw and shade for shit.

>> No.15708009

>>15706506
TheGunstar wrote a story like that. Unfortunately looks like he set his pastes to private.

>> No.15708017

>>15706818
I'll keep coming.

>> No.15708026

>>15707979
That hand seems a bit too small.

The rest looks great.

>> No.15708027

>>15707979
>this is my ball-tickling finger
O-okay.

>> No.15708030

Monster girls can't rape me because I won't get erect after they catch me!

>> No.15708032

>>15708030
But thou must!

>> No.15708036
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>"No buts, mister! You're taking over the family's business and that's final!"
>"Who's going to take over the world when your father and I are gone to The Great Bedroom in Pandemonium?
>"And don't even bring up your sister."
>"That bad-for-nothing slob went and fell for the charms of that goody-two-shoes 'hero' who has been a thorn in our side for several seasons; of our lives."

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>>15708002
>preferring deception
Well, at least you know what's what.

>> No.15708040

>>15708036
Fine, I'll become The Evil Overlord of Terribletania, and I'll wear menacing spiky armor over the sweater grandma made me for Christmas.

>> No.15708043

>>15708036
But I don't want to be an evil overlord! I want to be a cute prince who gets kidnapped by a nice dragon and be her cute househusband!

>> No.15708050

>>15708036
I don't know if I'll be any good at it.

>> No.15708066
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15708066

>>15708043
Target acquired.

>> No.15708071

>>15708043
That's perfectly fine, lad, although I'm sure your parents would rather you take over the world with the help of your wife rather than your wife take over the world with you baking cookies for the subjugated nations.

>> No.15708073

>>15708066
Why does that fluffy-tailed wyvern has a smartphone at the end of her tail?

>> No.15708074
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15708074

Your daughteru has just watched the trailer for the new MGS game and refuses to come out of the box, where she's drinking tea and quietly sobbing to herself.
What do?

>> No.15708075

I bet it would be nice to be a humble blacksmith in the Chosen One's hometown

>> No.15708078

>>15708071
But my niece likes my cookies. And I don't want to subjugate the masses, I want to bake cookies in a naked apron for my wife!

>> No.15708081

>>15708073
It's hands-free.

>> No.15708083

>>15708075
Oh yeah sure, and when the Doomed Hometown trope happens, you'll lose your home and end up peddling wares in the streets of Scrub Town.

>> No.15708086

>>15708066
Poor girl, if they wanted a mantle so badly they could just have asked for it

>>15708073
Her tail was cut, the bastards even blinded her left eye

>> No.15708087

>>15708074
Nothing because it put me into a coma.

>> No.15708088

>>15708074
I get some tea for myself and join her.

>> No.15708090

>>15708087
>this is what happened to Zero

>> No.15708093
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15708093

>>15708075
The Chosen One won't even make it past Mantis Forest!

>> No.15708097
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>>15708093
>Mantis Forest
You mean that area in the Zipangu expansion? Tsk, the Chosen One won't even make it past the mean streets of Scrub Town!

>> No.15708108

>>15706447
I don't recall this image being posted. What is the context behind it?

>> No.15708115

>>15708083
Maybe moving to the second more irrelevant town is safer

>> No.15708119

>>15708115
What is the second town like?

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Over waves of blood sails the Ivory Web, filling all hearts with fear and dread. Though time has passed since I've ravaged these seas, no one will have what is Black Jane Lee's

>> No.15708145

>>15708131
I can't stop staring at that Wolf's massive chest!

>> No.15708146

What monster would make a terrible evil leader

>> No.15708147

>>15708145
That's hers and you can't have it.

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>>15708036
>"It's great to hear that, Sweetie; and don't forget to take Vulgar with you when you're oppressing the peasantry!"
>"She has been with your family for generations, and I'd be a shame if she didn't got be wielded by her 'young master', Fufufu~"

>>15708043
>"How can you say those things! After how hard your father and I fought the dragon kingdoms."
>"...Perhaps the next one will have more evil in their bones. They say third time's the charm, after all."

>>15708050
>"Sure you will, Sweetie. Just do as we've taught you and this town's integration onto the empire should go as smooth as Royal Honey down your throat."
>"Bash a head or two in to assert your dominance over the scared townsfolk, give the ceremonial 'round-up-all-the-virgins' speech and finish with the official Empire Integration Ceremony."

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>>15708146
Submit to me, mongrel!

>> No.15708155

>>15708150
But I just want to open a noodle shop

>> No.15708161

>>15708155
>"You can do that as a hobby once the world's leaders are eating out of your hand, or somewhere lower."

>> No.15708163

>>15708150
I'm not good at asserting myself like that.

>> No.15708164

>>15708151
IT'S A DEMON!

AND IT'S IN A POT!

>> No.15708168

I want to wield a Blessed Cursed Sword for justice and all things holy

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>>15708150
Well, at least I don't have it as bad as that kid with strict Paladin parents.

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>>15708151

>> No.15708174

>>15708161
Lower as in eating out of the bowl on the table in my noodle shop, during a feast dedicated to peace and goodwill?

>> No.15708178

>>15708174
You're really testing her patience, you know?

>> No.15708182

>Be single Anon in MGU
>Brother is married to his dragon waifu, has 4 little eggs hatching soon.
>Tragedy happens and your brother, and his wife die in an electric house fire.
>Brother died in the Debris, his wife, gone from the volts of energy going through her.
>Firefighters were only able to rescue the eggs after seeing the horror of the remains.
>You had to run to his house to see what's happening and see if you can save them still, but it was too late.
>Day passes after the funeral, and you are still in grief on what happened.
>Your family's lawyer brings you to him, and says that in your brother's will, he trusts you more than your parents in handling his soon to be nieces.
>You dedicate yourself to live up your brother and his wife's legacy by raising his children right.
>After receiving the eggs, The Tanuki Lawyer gives her condolences once more and hopes you will do the right thing.
>Eggs hatch at your house as you witness their first cries and looks.
>You get imprinted as their father, and you don't treat them like nieces, but as daughters.

What the first Do?

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>>15708182
Nests and Holst milk.

>> No.15708186

>>15708182
Teach them about their real parents

>> No.15708187

>>15708182
Set up their rooms.

>> No.15708188

>>15708182
Question my willing suspension of disbelief at a dragon dying from such an electric shock.

>> No.15708189

>>15708178
well what else is lower than a hand to eat noodles out of

>> No.15708190

>>15708188
Does dragon auto a raiju? Last I checked, Dragons are fire resistant, not 10-20k volts resistant

>> No.15708192

>>15708182
Was your brothers wife a primordial dragon, and all the daughters have their own colors and personalities?

>> No.15708197

>>15708189
Your penis, Anon. Your penis.
You're even more clueless than your father before he was married to your mother.

>> No.15708198

>>15708192
>Primordial Dragon.
Sure, but doubt that an electric shock can kill one

>> No.15708201

>>15708197
Noodles don't go in a penis

>> No.15708202

>>15708190
No house handles 10-20k volt electricity. The average is around 220 volts, and I wouldn't think that's enough to kill something that might be able to swim on lava,

>> No.15708205

>>15708198
heartbreak over her love dying killed her

>> No.15708211

>>15708202
is it constant? writefag, pls specify. Did Drag die by constant flow?

>>15708205
Even Worse.
>Her children growing up without their father.
>She lets her guard down while crying and debris/electricity gets the better of her

>> No.15708212

>>15708186
Freshly Hatched learning about their parents immediately? doubt that'll have an effect.

>> No.15708213

>>15708211
The feisty Red Dragon will be the hardest to take care of, always rebelling because she has no mother to keep her in line.

>> No.15708215

>>15708212
well after the usual checklist they give for what you do when a dragon hatches

>> No.15708218

>>15708182
>What the first Do?
Hit up the single Dragons with adopted daughters in the mega stroller while talking about these adopted bundles of joy needing maternal guidance

>> No.15708219

>>15708186
I don't think they know how to speak or what words are yet.

>> No.15708225

>>15708213
>Red Dragon that always bites at you no matter what.
>Green Dragon who somehow had her "Looting instincts" kick in early.
>Blue dragon calm and collected, appreciates what Anon does for their sake.
>Yellow dragon who's always excited and always wants to play.

>> No.15708230
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The Evil Overlord from the next Horrible Place over wants to have dinner with you. Won't you make your mother happy and at least try to interact with her?

>> No.15708235

>>15708230
But my guild is doing a raid

>> No.15708241

>>15708235
Then invite her along.

>> No.15708242

>>15708230
>Hey, my name is Anon... I g-guess you like candles, hahaha...

>> No.15708246

I don't like evil monsters because what they do is badong

>> No.15708249

>>15708036
ill do it
only so once its done i can sleep all day and not give a metaphorical fuck

>> No.15708251

>>15708230
she looks like the kind of monster that already has a husband

>> No.15708253

>>15708251
If she had a husband, would she try to get a candle-light supper with the NEET next door?

>> No.15708254

>>15708253
Because she wants a laugh

>> No.15708257

>>15708230
Very well, but I'm taking my sword and smashing hammer so we will have no funny business.

>> No.15708271

>>15708225
I like this

>>15708182
>Raise the young ones for a year and a half now
>one night, when bringing them all to bed in their fireproof Cribs, you hear the blue one say "Daddy" after kissing her forehead.
>Yellow one had to be put to bed the longest, giving she constantly tries to climb out with her undeveloped wings.
>Green one won't sleep until her stuffed toy (your old teddy bear) is with her.
>You finally kiss the red one on the forehead goodnight.
>Her eyes open up wide.
>Cries loudly waking up her sisters.
>You gotta hug them again and soothe them back to sleep.
>Red Cries again.
>Rinse and Repeat

>Look like a zombie the next day and don't have the energy to go surrogate waifu hunting.

>> No.15708272

>>15708218
>Dragons
>taking care of babies that aren't her own

>> No.15708292

>>15707667
>>15707810
>Sexualizing Darkseid
Get the fuck outta here.

>> No.15708297

>>15708272
It takes a real woman to care for her husband's daughters as if they were her own.

>> No.15708299

>>15707925
Those're some big meaty paws. I wonder what she's going to do with them.

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>>15708292
>he doesn't know the pleasures of Femseid
She may be many things, Anon, but here she is a slut.

>> No.15708308

Real Talk, what does MGU think about single fathers, especially if they managed to raise their kids right

>> No.15708311

>>15708307
Darkseid =/= MG

>> No.15708312

>>15708308
>MGU
Monster Girl University?

>> No.15708315

>>15708311
By what definition is she not a Monster Girl?

>> No.15708318

>>15708312
MGE*

Though I think MGU can be Monster Girl Universe

>> No.15708321

>>15708318
Ah. Well I'm sure in MGE he'd get a wife, everybody gets a wife, it's like Oprah with waifus!

>> No.15708322

>>15708297
yeah a real cuck woman but really imagine a pygmy dragon waifu raising the adopted large dragons

>> No.15708336

>>15707922
>War.
Monsters are far more powerful - can act as deterrent to the warring forces, and if conflict breaks out, can use overwhelming force to minimize casualties
>NTR
Monsters make it not exist. That's an improvement
>School shootings.
All the rampant pro-active dating makes the social outcasts not so outcasty. Every monster is effectively armed. With physical power, endurance or magic. Try shooting up a school when a ushi oni calmly walks upto you and tanks your puny bullets before shattering your pelvis. Try remaining a twisted cockhead when said ushi oni then makes it her godess given duty to husbando you and make you happy.

>> No.15708343

>>15708336
Wouldn't being raped only make their problems worse?

>> No.15708345

>>15707915
Music.

>> No.15708347

>>15707915
Junkfood.

>> No.15708356

>>15708322
Do Stepmothers/Single Fathers get looked down upon in MGE?

>> No.15708357

>>15708182
This plot setup seems oddly familiar.

>> No.15708358

>>15708322
>but really imagine a pygmy dragon waifu raising the adopted large dragons
Even better if the daughters fear her stern look

>> No.15708363

>>15708357
Based on a movie?

>> No.15708364

>>15708357
Yeah. Didn't someone a while back write a story with a very similar premise, just with a single dormouse, albeit one who was already a few years old?

>> No.15708374

>>15708364
Nyanon. I remember it because the rat had a plushy named after the Dragon daughteru from Alp's story and I thought "wow, these faggots should just fuck already".

>> No.15708380

>>15708374
We don't need the unholy abomination that would produce.

>> No.15708381

>>15708364
Writefag here. I based it on a forgotten greentext about a Dadnon finding a bunch of eggs. Hatching a wurm, jab, reg dragon, etc.

There was something about them following like ducklings and going to school.

>> No.15708383

>>15708380
>Alp gives birth to what Nyanners conceives
I assume its first words would be akin to "Guess who, Daddy-O!"

>> No.15708384

Daily reminder that your stories give the monsters ideas.

>> No.15708388

>>15708384
But I need those ideas to write!

>> No.15708389

>>15708241
>"Hang on. Be right back, girls." You announce in a girly voice.
>Put the headset down and put a finger to your adam's apple, the small rune circle dissipating
>Head over to the pounding door, coughing slightly and making sure the enchantment wore off and your normal speaking voice is back
>Boom. Boom. BOOM. B-
>Twist the knob and wrench the door open at the same instant
>The poor portal's attacker stumbles at the lack of resistance, and fails to rein in her force, rapping her knuckles on your forehead
>The force of it shudders down your body and into the floor
>You feel your forehead split under her knuckles, just enough to have a slim trickle of blood slip down
>"What?"
>She looks at you, blinking, and at the blood in your forehead. You see the gears turn and she decides to deal with it in the most immediate manner.
>By pretending it never happened
>"You are anon, yes? I am the Evil Overlord from the next Horrible Place over. We were supposed to dine together."
>"We were."
>"So why aren't we"
>"Something came up. Why are you here?"
>"To see what could possibly be so important that you would blow off me, the great Evil Overlord from the next Horrible Place over."
>"Guild raid.... Wanna come with?"

I dunno, anon. Seems sketchy. How do you convince her?

>> No.15708390

>>15708383
Please no. The memes Jack. The memes are too much.

>> No.15708391

>>15708381
Well, it was the details made me curious anyways. No original ideas in fiction and such.

>> No.15708392

>>15708356
only in cases of cheating

>> No.15708393

>>15708343
Maybe if you were raped then thrown in a ditch and left. Not so much when you were raped and thrown into a warm bed and cuddled until morning and given free breakfast.

>> No.15708396

>>15708389
Tell her it's what all the cool kids are doing.
>>15708390
You thought it couldn't get any worse. You thought there were limits. You were wrong. There are no limits.

>> No.15708397

>>15708384
I hope, then we would have more lilim corruption sprees

>> No.15708400

I want to raise both Shogs and Kikis

>> No.15708401

>>15708397
Could something like a basilisk or a dark spirit do the corrupting equivalent of a school shooting?

>> No.15708403

>>15708400
Have them work on separate floors, call one floor order and the other chaos.

>> No.15708404

>>15708401
A radical Houri and her Dark Matter buddy bust up the school and all the prudes and virgins finally get what's coming to them!

>> No.15708405

>>15708403
but why not have them work together and form sisterly bonds

>> No.15708408

>>15708405
all you have to do is keep the rivalry friendly, encourage them to take notes each other and have a third floor with teamwork in mind.

>> No.15708410

>>15708400
Me too anon.

I would raise them to work together as one ie: the Kikis wearing the Shogs as tactical meido tool belts. With their powers combined, they would be the most efficient maids of all time.

This would also foster sisterly love.

>> No.15708412

I want a devilbug maid

>> No.15708433

>>15708412
Eating stuff off the floor is not cleaning it you dumb-dumb!

>> No.15708434

give me the fluffy tail

>> No.15708436

>>15708434
You can't handle the fluffy tail!!

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>>15708434
>>15708436
Six months in the mofu spheres, creep!

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>>15708439
I'm not going back there! You can't make me!

>> No.15708442

>>15708439
i never left them in the first place

>> No.15708445

>>15708440
Resisting arrest by the Mofu Gestapo carries a sentence of 25 years in the Mofu Spheres.
See what happens when you vote for the Tanuki?

>> No.15708454

I wonder how undead nations encourage men to move to them

>> No.15708455

>>15708454
Necromancy apprenticeships.
High-paying butler jobs for Vampires and Wights.

Stuff like that.

>> No.15708458

>>15708454
I imagine them being like Mormons and going from door to door, trying to share knowledge about their most wonderful book.
I also imagine them being as annoying and persistent as Mormons as I repeatedly tell them "no, go away".

>> No.15708459

>>15708454
In my mind they don't, they invade human nations and take over everything, especially the single men

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>>15708454
>Tonight on Cryptz, we meet a Ghoul with an impressive collection of phalluses!
>Yeah, I pour stuff like syrup and chocolate sauce on them and lick and suck it off
>...
>'s how I eat, see?

>> No.15708462

>>15708454
I bet living there is cheap and dying even cheaper

>> No.15708470

>>15708454
Money
Immortality

>> No.15708484

CC Ryu in a too small idol costume!

>> No.15708485

>>15708470
Immortality is very overrated

>> No.15708488

>>15708485
Connor please.

>> No.15708490

>>15708484
Kaede is worst idol

>> No.15708492

>>15708484
She is embarrassing herself thinking any young boy will like that fat old snake body in skimpy clothing.

>> No.15708502

>>15708488
It's true though. Nobody wants to be here when the sun eats the planet.

>> No.15708505

>>15708502
How does immortality make you bound to Earth? There's billions of years between now and then, magitek will advance.

>> No.15708507

>>15708490
I don't know who that is.

>>15708492
She's hoping that her sizable bust will distract them from the pudge on her belly.

>> No.15708513

>>15708502
You had 5 billion years to prep for that shit.

>> No.15708517

How can a bunch of crazy goo be a cute maid

>> No.15708522

>>15708492
Of course! She should be wearing an elegant and regal outfit worthy of a shrine Goddess.
It would attract me, at least.

>> No.15708523

>>15708505
Well unless you find a convenient way to travel between habitable planets in different solar systems until the universe implodes, anything immortal is doomed to be sucked into a black hole or star eventually.

>> No.15708529

>>15708523
You sure have a bleak way of looking at things. What's the point of being born if you're just gonna stub your toe and die anyway?

>> No.15708535

>>15708507
If she manages to lure a boy to her shrine then what?
The whole place is a mess and filled with used paper and empty ice cream boxes. There would also be cheesy romace stuff everywhere and the Hehehebis are too occupied dating their husbands to clean all that mess.

>>15708522
Oh god anon. You are throwing yourself in hell if you fall for her trap.

>> No.15708536

>>15708522
Would you really be attracted by an older Ryu whose a bit on the soft side and dancing in a small , dress for younger girls?

Would you ignore the stammers of embarrassment and the blush she's sporting as she asks you to Visit and Donate?

>> No.15708539

Can I start a shrine to the undead

>> No.15708541

>>15708523
Why not just move over into a parallel universe that is trillions upon trillions of years younger?

>> No.15708543

>>15708539
You're going to need a permit.

>> No.15708549

>>15708529
Short life span is what makes this life worth stumbling through. And it may be bleak, but it's the fate of all things eventually.

>>15708541
This, and time travel, is pretty much the only loophole out of fate. Undead have it pretty rough, but that's probably why so many of them turn to magic.

>> No.15708551

>>15708541
>>15708523
Furthermore, why not just hang out with the Outer Gods in the fifth dimension whilst the forth collapses into a singularity, explodes once more, and starts all over again?

Hell, I bet time is a physical direction in the 5th dimension. You could literally walk to the point where the next universe is born, and just hop out onto a habitable planet.

>> No.15708552

>>15708549
>Short life span is what makes life worth stumbling through
How is that?

>> No.15708555

>>15708549
>Undead have it pretty rough
I find having a literal and tangible mastery of my own fate to be pretty appealing honestly. No one decides when I hop off into the nothingness but me. That's if I even want to cease existing. Why do that when I can continue to bang my waifu and play video games?

>> No.15708568

>>15708552
Well in my opinion, we are always keenly aware of our own mortality. If we didn't have a time limit hanging above our heads, there would be no ambition to try and leave a legacy behind, or seek life's pleasant comforts.

Imagine if we lived a thousand years. Even sex and pizza would get stale after awhile. This is also my head canon why elves are such prudes.

>> No.15708574

>>15708568
>there would be no ambition to try and leave a legacy behind, or seek life's pleasant comforts.
I have no interest in a legacy now, but there's no way, and I mean no way, that being immortal would mean I wouldn't enjoy comforts.
>Imagine if we lived a thousand years
I'd get so much reading done.

>> No.15708575

When do monster girls learn rape is wrong

>> No.15708576

>>15708575
Never

>> No.15708578

>>15708555
Careful. That's the mistake most vampires and lunches make. Before you know it, you've got some merry band of young, armed twenty something's and a chosen one knocking at your dungeon door.

>> No.15708581

>>15708578
>lunches
Hue hue love auto correct

Liches

>> No.15708582

>>15708578
There's nothing in that dungeon but sex toys though, what the hell?

>> No.15708586

>>15708568
>If we didn't have a time limit hanging above our heads, there would be no ambition to try and leave a legacy behind, or seek life's pleasant comforts.
But you go the exorbitant lengths to stress how it is all doomed to end once the sun explodes, or the universe collapses, or has its heat death. Now you're saying that there is no time limit? Make up your mind, bruh.

>Even sex and pizza would get stale after awhile.
Do you actually believe that? There are literally foods that I could eat exclusively from now until I die and still not get tired of enjoying the taste.

>>15708578
What do they want? Well, before that, I invite them in. Haven't had guests for a long while. And I spent a straight 500 years mastering the culinary arts, so I'll cook them up something godly, like a good host. Then I brew them some tea and slaughter them with merciless kindness. You really gonna pick a fight with a dude beyond time who feeds you food better than anything you've ever tasted in your life?

>> No.15708589

>>15708578
I want to marry a dungeon boss and cheer her on as she fights all the "chosen one" challenging her

>> No.15708591

I want to partially unseal an ancient evil elf so that I can try to heal her

>> No.15708599

>>15708536
Of course I'd be attracted to her; she's a beautiful dragon Goddess. I mean, her wardrobe might need a change, but that's for later.
It'd be really easy to tease her for that, but again, that's for later. I'd absolutely visit, but I don't have a whole lot of money to donate.

>> No.15708601

>>15708591
Would you use her magic powers to build yourself an army of brainwashed P'Orcs?

>> No.15708604

>>15708586
>foods that I could eat exclusively from now until I die and still not get tired of enjoying the taste.
I contradicted myself. Lemme correct that. There are foods I could eat FOREVER and still not get tired of enjoying the taste.

>> No.15708606

>>15708601
No because that is evil, and when showing an evil elf that the light is better you can't also be evil

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>>15708536

Stop making me want things

>> No.15708611

>>15708578
thats when you open the door in full leather and ask them if they are here to fufill their deep dark fantasies

>> No.15708615

>>15708606
There is nothing evil about interfering with some local P'olitics!

>> No.15708616

>>15708586
I was just speaking of the short term for that one explanation. An immortal will live long after humanity has either evolved into a higher species, or gone extinct, so the whole legacy thing has a much much smaller time limit than the life of the universe. If you want to make an impact on humanity, you do indeed have a time limit.

I get tired of pizza around day four of only pizza.

>> No.15708618

>>15708615
That is the kind of talk that gets you sealed

>> No.15708636

>>15708616
For a while there all I did was make a shit tin of ham and cheese sandwiched, freeze them, and cook up bucketloads of soup, put them in small containers and freeze them. And that was all I ate. I was happy eating it too.

Also, you can leave a legacy and still be alive. You just have to die in the minds of the people whose lives you have changed.

Roll into a shit hole, stay there for ten years, build it up into a badass self sufficient town, book it mysteriously in the night, never to be seen again. Boom. Legacy.

>> No.15708653

>>15708636
That would work, but the biggest problem with being an immortal and stuck with humanity, is that humans fucking suck. You can only fake your birth certificates and social security numbers up until the point that we're using genetic material as identification. Then boom, the thousand year man has gone public. Whatever legacies you've established will be picked apart by pety people over the next hundred years. You will probably spend fifty years as a test subject. Probably twenty years locked in some guys basement and tortured for fun every day. You may be worshiped as a God for a thousand years, only to be turned on out of fear and burried alive in a concrete tomb until nature erodes it away.

The point is, imortality is a very complicated path, and in my opinion a huge pain in the ass.

>> No.15708656

>>15708618
There's a difference between villainy and being a dark, brooding anti-hero!

>> No.15708663

>>15708653
This stupid scenario makes no sense in a Monster Girl setting, where did it come from?

>> No.15708664

>>15708599
That's fine, every little bit helps.
And these aren't her normal clothes, it's just something the heibis suggested

>>15708607
No!
You are going to think about a stammering, older Ryu in slightly small idol clothes and like it!

>> No.15708667

>>15708663
Talking about undead lifespans, but I let myself run away with it.

>> No.15708672

>>15708589
Id rather be down their with her as a kick ass team

>> No.15708696

>>15708653
A) Anything man creates is inherently flawed and exploitable. There would be ways to hide or fake your DNA. Hell, you may have to use magic to shuffle it yourself.

B)You assume I am an oddity, and there aren't other undead and immortal beings

C) Even if they wanted to study an immortal being, collecing power, experiences and knowledge would be a part of the turf. Some upstart mortals would be very hard pressed to get their immortal toy.

>> No.15708714
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15708714

>Let me guess, you tried to grapple into my sister's room and now you've got your pants caught in the Gargoyles' claws?
>Give me a reason not to leave you there until nightfall.

>> No.15708731

>>15708696
You bring up another interesting point, and it's one that actually applies to the Monstergirl setting. Any place with multiple immortal people ie: army of the undead, has a whole other list of complicated socio-economic charlie foxtrots.

In a setting where the undead can both live forever and wield the most powerful magic in existence, there is no reason they shouldn't control everything. Let's hope demons are immortal too, and not just very long lived, otherwise the DLs mysterious undead vizier has a serious play for the lordship.

>> No.15708734

>>15708731
>no reason they shouldn't control everything
I can immediately think of one. Disinterest.

>> No.15708738

>>15708714
I was actually trying to grapple into your room.

>> No.15708740

>>15708738
This causes snakes to hiss.

>> No.15708744

>>15708734
Well I guess there's no helping those lazy NEET liches get motivated for a coup.

>> No.15708760

Profile doesn't mention, is a Will o Wisps fire actually burning hot? Or is it more of a ghost fire light show?

>> No.15708764

>>15708391
The beginning where "Dadnon is a dad to a bunch of lizards" and something that'll come up soon are the only thing based on it.

>>15708271
>Bring them through kindergarten and get mixed reports
>The Wurm Teacher tells me everything about what they do during a PTC meet, and what they say when I'm not around.
>Red has poor cooperation and is always yelling at her classmates.
>Blue always folllows and likes to help take care of both her sisters and her classmates.
>Little Green goes everywhere with her teddy, and never lets go of it.
>Yellow is obedient, but also hyperactive. sometimes causing unrest to everyone, but means well.
>Seeing that the school ended, and it's their last year in their prep school. You decide to celebrate, and leave the scolding for another time.
>"So Girls, where do you want to go?"
>R "Beach"
>B "I'd like to go the water park, dad"
>G "Anywhere's fine" while gripping tto her teddy tightly.
>Y "DISNEYLAND!"
>R "DISNEYLAND!"
>B "DISNEYLAND!"
>G "DISNEYLAND!"
>"Only if you promise to behave. Do you promise?"
>All in unison "We Promise to behave, Daddy"

>> No.15708767

>>15708760
It's a light show to attract the souls of the lost.

>> No.15708768

>>15708760
I think it's just ghastly light. Or possibly white phosphorous.

>> No.15708771

>>15708731
>Let's hope demons are immortal too, and not just very long lived
I think that past a certain point ,for the sake of leadership and control, a log life is tantamount of immortality. Say a demon has 2000 years to its life span. At 500 it is trained from birth. from 500-1000 it takes a lower tier political role. At 1000-500 it rules. From 1500-2000 it trains its next generation.

In terms of conserving values and resisting rapid change, You might as well have a leader that never dies

>> No.15708775

>>15708771
And yet elves just can't keep their shit together.

>> No.15708777
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15708777

>>15705339
>>15705351
>>15705331

if i had to say something on her design i'd draw her like this

>> No.15708779

>>15708764
Disneyland beach park that has slides leading to the sea. It also has a clothing store for toys.

>> No.15708783

>>15708775
What makes you say that?

>>15708777
Perfect. Holy shit. I wanna nuzzle that leg fluff.

>> No.15708787

>>15708777
She looks so comfy, like the kind where you cuddle with in the sofa on a christmas night under a blanket while watching a movie.

>> No.15708788

>>15708767
>>15708768
Thanks.

>tfw no pouty wisp gf who flares up wildly when she's angry or climaxing.
>she will never throw harmless fire balls at you.

>> No.15708805

>>15708787
Imagine snuggling with her under a blanket with cups of hot chocolate while you slowly lead a horse drawn carriage through some kind of russian-eqsue city in the winter, blinding white snows covering everything.

>> No.15708807

>>15708777
wunderbar barb

>> No.15708811

>>15708779
Dadnon has enough on his neck keeping 4 rascals in line, that sounds like the perfect recipe for all to split and him spending the whole day hunting them down and ending the trip early for misbehaving.

>> No.15708813

>>15708788
>get fire resistance from mamono mana
>gather a bunch of fire girls and their husbandos on a volcano
>throw fireballs at each other like it was snowballs

>> No.15708814

>>15708777
Those lucky sevens show that we hit the jackpot here.
Excellent work barb.

>> No.15708828

>>15708811
All dadanon has to do is find something that lures all of them to the same place. They are dragons, so maybe a rare rainbow stone will make their gem senses tingle and come running to dad.

>> No.15708833

>>15708813
Oh man, that would be the height of modern fun. Splash fights in lava pools. The girls burning each other's bikinis off in the middle of the struggle.

>> No.15708843

>>15708805
Imagine her moving even closer and resting her head on your shoulder, and when you look at her she locks eyes with you and say "I love you." while slowly pulling in for a kiss.

>> No.15708844

>>15708777
>that ZR
Hhhnnnngggg

>> No.15708854

>>15708777
Whoa. Is she nopan?

>> No.15708855

>>15708833
I can see couples volcano diving from the edge and splashing lava all over the others. They where just trying to get a tan!

>> No.15708861

>>15708843
Imagine her falling asleep on your shoulder, completely at ease with you at the reins, lolled into a restful nap with the creaking of the carriage and the steady rhythm of the hooves of the white horses.
Imagine coming home, having some one from the estate handle the carriage and horses, and princess carrying her into the home while she happily nuzzles her cheek into your chest.

>> No.15708869

>>15708308
They would probably try and hop on that ASAP. Demonic energy can smooth out physical imperfections but being a good dad would be just as important. It would be really important to get him fast too because they're competing not only with other adults but also his own daughters.

>> No.15708874

>>15708777
i want to lazily drift in a lava pool, inside my wisp gfs repurposed floaty cage.

>> No.15708887

>>15708861
Imagine princess carrying her to bed while she takes a happy nap in your arms until you put her in bed, where she wakes up with sleepy eyes and pats the spot besides her.
Imagine getting into your comfy PJs and laying down besides her, where you hug each other and after getting lost at your eyes for a while she moves closer to your ears and whispers "Anon, you make me the happiest woman in the world.".

>> No.15708889

>>15708656
Careful now, Talion, or that elf ghost possessing you will be jealous.

>> No.15708892

>>15708889
Jealous of what, my interest in the well-being of the common P'Orc?

>> No.15708954

>>15708869
One thing I would like to see is a single momster and yes I know most monsters are sonu(?) fuckers, but even so.
It would be fun to see something like a dragon that hasn't been out of her cave for some years and the first thing she sees is an abandoned. The poor lizard has tons of troubles to raise the boy, so she sets of to look for a husband while the kid is at school.

>> No.15708963

Remember to tie your daughterus up before you leave them alone anons, you don't want them to get in to trouble.

>> No.15708979

>>15708963
But the kiki maid takes care of her.

>> No.15708982

>>15708979
But the Kiki maid's job is to clean, you don't want your daughteru getting in her way do you? Better tie her up just to be sure.

>> No.15708985

>>15708979
This is why you hire Shoggoths. Your daughteru can ride around inside her while Shog does the chores.

>> No.15708990

>>15708985
That sounds like a very bad idea anon. Suffocatey too.

>> No.15708992

Why do little bros have to marry their big sisters? Its such an odd law.

>> No.15708994

>>15708990
>implying you can't breath Shogg
>>15708992
You shutcher mouth, Billy-Bob! Hyuk-hyuk!

>> No.15708999

>>15708990
Nah mate, the daughteru sits inside the Shogs back facing outward, like an adorable little backpack tumor. The shog keeps her entertained with an assortment of eldricht toys.

>> No.15709009

>>15708999
'no'

>> No.15709016

>>15709009
Yes.

>> No.15709019

>>15709009
Hey you're free to raise your kid however you want. I'd have it easy because the Shog is my wife and my daughter is already a part of her.

>> No.15709023

>>15709019
Oh. Well that's ok then.

>> No.15709028

Queen slime styled variant Shoggoth when?

>> No.15709037

>>15708992
Did your sister tell you that? Go to your room. She and I are going to have a discussion.

>> No.15709038

>>15708982
My daughteru likes to sit down and watch shows with heroes, so I doubt she will mess up the house.

>>15708985
My waifu doesn't like them.

>> No.15709042

>>15709038
What kind of waifu dislikes Shogs? They are so helpful.

>> No.15709047
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Do Yeti paws smell like sweat?

>> No.15709051

>>15709037
An oneechan wouldn't lie would she?

>> No.15709054

>>15709038
>shows with heroes
Those shows are just fantasies for girls too young to have sex in their heads yet!

>> No.15709056

>>15708992
Because that's how it should be.

>> No.15709059

>>15709054
Nonsense anon, all monstergirls have sex in their heads no matter how young they are.

>> No.15709065

>you will never switch your daughteru's juice for an aphrodesiac cocktail meant for your waifu on accident

>> No.15709066
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>>15709051
Of course not.

>> No.15709088

>>15709042
I heard from my waifu that our previous maid who was a Shogg added parts of herself to my waifu's hoard. We will never know why.

>>15709054
My little daughteru only has adventures and heroes in her head right now. I hope she grows up and finds a nice guy for herself.

>> No.15709092

Daughterus are for ______________.

>> No.15709093

>>15709065
>you will never "accidentally" give your daughteru a glass full of you cum

>> No.15709097

>>15708740
It does not deter me.

>> No.15709103

>>15708777
Not at all impossible int he settings, she's just been practicing polymorphing.

>> No.15709104

>>15709092
Anal sex.

>> No.15709109

>>15709092
Giving pie

>> No.15709114
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15709114

I want to stare into the eyes of a passionate basilisk.

>> No.15709115

>>15709092
Buying cute latex outfits for and cuddling.

>> No.15709135

>>15709092
Organizing playdates with her childhood friend

>> No.15709150

>>15709092
Protecting with your waifu until she settles down with a dude.

I wonder if anyone here would fuck my little kid. It's a pretty weird thought.

>> No.15709154

>>15709150
>spoiler
That's why you just do it yourself. Not weird at all that way!

>> No.15709159

>>15709109
Cream?

>> No.15709170

>>15709159
Ice?

>> No.15709172

>>15709159
No, cherry.

she can get that kind when she's a big girl

>> No.15709205

You know, I wonder what its like growing up in MGC knowing that 9/10 of the girls you see have been fucked by their father. I imagine it would put a bit of a stranglehold on the dating scene.
>Be the first male transfer student into an all girls monster school
>Expect to be rape bait
>No one touches you, they're a too busy getting fucked by their fathers
I imagine it would be a conflicting feeling.

>> No.15709211

>>15709150
What species is she? How's her personality? Is her ass nice and tight?

>> No.15709215

>>15709211
>Not wanting to pump a plump rump

>> No.15709217

>>15709205
We already have a discussion about this. In MGE is not as common as people think, although they don't have a problem with it, and in MGC you're just using your own headcanon about the matter.

>> No.15709220

>>15709205
Except most won't fuck their fathers. If you want to have your own canon where they're all were made used goods by their fathers is not our problem.

>> No.15709225

>>15709220
>>15709217
I was just going by the thread and how many daughterfuckers there seem to be.

>> No.15709229

>>15709205
From a KC Q and A:

/answer/113137038933
>Are there cases were a monstergirl child falls in love with her father?

There are. It'll be explained in detail in the book. It seems to happen if she only spends time together with her father and if he pampers her too much, so please be sure to let her play outside with other kids to give her a sense of independence. w

>> No.15709230

>>15709205
>>15709220

KC said that polyamory with daughteru-waifu-husbandu couples is widely accepted, as per the world guide book. But it doesn't explicitly say whether it's very common or very rare, and to suggest it's either is just projection of your own headcanon.

>> No.15709234

>>15709092
Taking on fun family adventures.

>> No.15709239

>>15709211
Oh god this does feel weird. I don't want you fucking my daughteru, Anon.

Go find someone else's daughteru.

>> No.15709243

>>15709239
You shouldn't have an anon fuck her in the first place. Set her up with a nice young boy her age.

>> No.15709245

>>15709239
Give her to me anon. You promised me your first-born when I made you a star!

>> No.15709248

>>15709239
>Not letting anyone fuck your daughteru

Isn't this like the MGE equivalent of locking your daughteru in your basement or being an extreme control freak? I'm calling Sabbath Social Services on you!

>> No.15709249

>>15709225
>A thread full of deviants has a bunch of deviants
What a surprise.

>> No.15709253

>>15709230
Less a projection of headcanon and more a reflection of threadcanon I think. This place doesn't come across as overly split on the issue.

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>>15709243
This guy gets it, you should treasure lolis and let them have their childhood.

>> No.15709257

>>15709243
Maybe if she was at a good age and all of that. But someone asking you if your daughteru's ass is tight just feels wrong.

>>15709248
If she falls in love with him it's fine

>>15709245
No daughterus for you either!

>> No.15709259

>>15706506
>>15708009
Found it.
http://pastebin.com/HXcTcUgb

>> No.15709261

>>15709257
>But someone asking you if your daughteru's ass is tight just feels wrong.
It should. I means you have paternal instincts.

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>>15709257
YOUR CHILD SHALL BE MINE

>> No.15709264

Does anyone ever wonder what would happen if the current Demon Lord were dethroned, say by somebody in support of the old order of things? Could you imagine what would happen if all the waifus suddenly changed over into for real monsters?

> tfw you realize there is likely a paladin order out there working to keep the current enemy on her throne, lest humanity gets fucked over in the unfun way

>> No.15709269

>>15709264
Read the books for once

>> No.15709272

>>15709225
There aren't that many I think, is just that they're vocal. Not like I have a problem about them, I just don't want people to think all monstergirls get fucked by their fathers.

>>15709230
Widely accepted does not mean widely represented.

>>15709243
Also this.

>> No.15709273

>>15709264
>if the current Demon Lord were dethroned
I'm pretty sure the answer was "Lilim #1 Inherits and shit goes on as normal" and so on

>> No.15709274

I want to carry my 1000 year old loli Wight waifu around like a baby in public!

>> No.15709277

>>15709264
KC explained it, read the wiki.

Some faggot will spoonfeed you anyway

>> No.15709284

>>15709272
>Not like I have a problem about them
I only have a problem with the ones that act like you have to, or it's right to fuck your daughter. The pushy, down-your-throat ones.

>> No.15709285

I wanna spoil a pudgy baphomet with sweets!

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15709286

It looks to be a beautiful day today.

>> No.15709291

>>15709263
This could lead up to one of my daughter's fantasy.

>Evil anon kidnaps poor little daughteru and locks her in his place
>But little did he know that her childhood friend is a hero
>Hero saves daughteru and they live happily ever after

And this is how I want her to find a husband.

>> No.15709295

>>15709291
Well like Order of the Stick taught me, for the hero to topple a powerful evil empire, there has to be a successfully run evil empire around, and someone has to run it, which might as well be me.

>> No.15709305

>>15709295
Don't worry anon, my waifu's sister likes bad guys. You can't have my kid, but you can have her.

>> No.15709309

>>15709269
>>15709277

As far as the books say, the current Demon Lord broke the election process normally in place and drove the Chief God into a corner when her plan utterly fucked up the regular culling purpose meant for monsters. Most of the monstergirls are influenced by the current Demon Lord in some way by the end of this, their monogamous bend being thanks to her. However, the question still remains legitimate. Either the current leader reaches her endgame, or both humanity and monsters are totally screwed.

>> No.15709314

>>15709305
So what species is she? You're not setting me up with some Dark Priest or Sea Bishop who thinks she can change me, are you?

>> No.15709321

>>15709314
>Dark priest
>Wanting to change a man who wants to go around kidnapping anons kids and raping them
Shes more likely to encourage you, bruh

>> No.15709329

>>15709314
Looks like you got unlucky. It's a mayadere zombie dragon who likes evil guys because of her edgy days.
Will you try to rule the world with her or will you settle down and rule her world? You can also ignore her if you want some sad dragons

>> No.15709330

I want to treat a baphomet like a little kid

>> No.15709334
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15709334

>"Hey anon, do you want to be a magical boy?"

>> No.15709336

>>15709329
>mayadere zombie dragon
>unlucky
This is my fetish, how is that unlucky? I'm taking her to Antarctica and we're subduing the Shogs, because Arthas and Sapphiron did it!

>> No.15709337

>>15709334
No way.

>> No.15709341

>>15709334
You're giving me the opportunity to become a Lich?
Thank you Kyuubei.

>> No.15709344

I want to make my Kiki maid sleep in a cage at night.

>> No.15709350

>>15709334
Am I turning into a monstergirl in the end? I'm not too thrilled about this.

>> No.15709370

>>15709334
I guess magical boys would be a pretty popular genre with monstergirls.

>> No.15709371

>>15709334
Can my wish be to have Kyuubei-chan as a girlfriend?

>> No.15709373
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>bleach ended
>childhood friend pairs won again
Ayyy

>> No.15709375

>>15709373
Never followed it, I was just interested in the two brown girls, with the one in your pic being one of them.

>> No.15709396

>>15709373
>call the series Bleach
>girl is brown
Is it about bleaching brown girls with your juices?

>> No.15709399

>>15709396
His pic is a secondary girl, not the one that won.

>> No.15709400

>>15709396
That joke is bad.
Not in a funny way bad.
Just bad.
Be ashamed of yourself.

>> No.15709408

>>15709399
Then color me uninterested.
>>15709400
I have no shame.

>> No.15709417

>>15709408
>I have no shame.
Then at least despise yourself a little.

>> No.15709418

>>15709065
This is why we have waifus.
Restrain the daughter, pick her up, let th waifu take her into the bedroom, and let the daughter vent her arpusal with the help of a mother's touch.

>> No.15709421

>>15709418
Exactly!

>> No.15709422

>>15709417
No. I wallow in my own filth with the contentedness of a hog.

>> No.15709423

>>15709400
>Having shame
>Here
LaughingRobots.jpg

>> No.15709425

>>15709150
What species? No beating around the bush now.

>> No.15709436

>>15709418
As long as they film it so you can embarrass the daughteru with it when she gets older that sounds pretty neat.

>> No.15709444

>>15709418
>Not just taking her shota childhood friend to home and locking them up in her room

>> No.15709454

>>15708764
>More years pass, they are pre-teens.
>Wanting their own room, but gotta tell them that it takes time and money.
>Meanwhile, they all share one big room with 4 beds in it.
>Kiss them goodnight in a thunderstorm.
>Blue is comforting herself as she isn't fazed by it.
>Green still holds on to her teddy tightly, and wants you to say goodnight to it too.
>Yellow is scared, saying "I wanna sleep with daddy" as you go to her.
>Red toughens up saying she's a big girl 4u and that she isn't scared of some thunder.
>Kiss them all goodnight aside of Red who doesn't want to have it because she doesn't need it.
>Go to bed after a long day of work and spending time with your children after school, and go to sleep.
>Wake up the middle of the night with Yellow and Red crying at your arms in fear while the other 2 take your legs and hug you tight.
>Red and yellow crying that they heard something at the window (but its only a tree)
>Green and Blue don't want to be without their other sisters.
>Too tired to care, you just sleep even with them taking whatever bedspace you had left

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15709475

Look at this ugly goat.

Not only is it fat, it's also smelly and a loser.

>> No.15709476

>>15709047
Yeti paws smell like pine and fresh linen, but you should ask permission before smelling yeti fluff

>> No.15709477

>>15709475
Typical goat.

>> No.15709485

>>15709476
But they're bound to get sweaty, like a dog's paws.

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>>15709475
Please don't bully the goat

>> No.15709491

Fantasy MG setting > Sci-Fi MG setting >>>>>>>> Modern/Modern-Fantasy MG setting

IRL mongirls would be terrible

>> No.15709494

>>15709454
4 dragon daughteru is a lot of dragon daughteru

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>>15709475
#NotAllGoats

>> No.15709499

>>15709491
Fantasy > Modern > Sci-Fi

3D would be terrible? Geez who would have thought

>> No.15709503

>>15709475
DON'T BULLY!

poochy goat belly a best.

>> No.15709512

>>15709485
You should clean and brush their fur when it gets sweaty to make them smell nice again and fluff up their fur, you'll get paid in hugs

>> No.15709517

>>15709512
Such strange currency.

>> No.15709519

>>15709454
GOD
DAMIT

>> No.15709542

>>15709491
I'm not a fan of sci-fi, I find the technology distracting to the MGs

>>15709499
That's the right ranking

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>>15709495
#i'dThatGoat

>> No.15709563

>>15709444
>Not drugging her shota childhood friend too

>> No.15709572

I want to make my haughty, busty Vampire onee-san wear a latex bitchsuit so I can lead her around her mansion on a leash.

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>> No.15709575

>>15705754
I Want to draw an Auto with Heavyarms' dual gatling gun arms, but I should wait until a better profile pic is avaliable.

>> No.15709577

>>15709572
I want to call you a faggot.

Faggot.

>> No.15709580

>>15709577
Why? What's wrong anon?

>> No.15709584

>>15709572
Truly depraved.
>>15709580
You like something he doesn't, that means you're homosexual.

>> No.15709586

>>15707616
Hey, you suggested sonething going into the pool.
That something is a 90 ton Golem and a 2 ton Wurm egg.

>> No.15709587 [DELETED] 

>>15709572
Hungry for replies, aren't you?

>> No.15709589

>>15709586
>2 ton Wurm egg
THIS IS WAY TOO BIG
I CAN'T CARRY THAT
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>> No.15709590

>>15709273
Only if a lilim has become powerful enough to take her mother's place. The lilim profile indicates that at this point none of them have.

And if none can take her place, then monsters will be forced to revert back to the human killers they were before.

>> No.15709595

>>15709555
Literally demanding to be impregnated.

>> No.15709602 [DELETED] 

>>15709587
Not at all, I just think it's a nice idea.

>> No.15709605 [DELETED] 

>>15709602
Sure.

>> No.15709607 [DELETED] 

>>15709602
You'd be wrong.

>> No.15709612 [DELETED] 

>>15709607
Not him but I disagree with you and think you should stop before we get another shitflinging contest like with the buttstuff the other day.

>> No.15709614 [DELETED] 

>>15709602
It isn't.

>> No.15709616 [DELETED] 

>>15709605
>>15709607
Are you guys just mad because you don't think onee-sans should be submissive?

>> No.15709620 [DELETED] 

>>15709616
>Playing dense and being nice to not get called bait
Whatever.

>> No.15709623 [DELETED] 

>>15709602
Don't listen to them, it's a great idea.

>> No.15709628 [DELETED] 

>>15709616
>haughty
>vampire
>onee-san
>bitchsuit and leash
You think we're retarded or what.

>> No.15709629 [DELETED] 

>>15709620
>I don't like it, that means it's bait
Oh you.

>> No.15709631

>>15709475
Is she friend with the lonely, old, fat Ryu?

>> No.15709635 [DELETED] 

>>15709628
Everyone thinks you are, anon.

>> No.15709638 [DELETED] 

>>15709629
>>15709635
You can stop now.

>> No.15709640 [DELETED] 

Wow, femdomfags get really assblasted over the opinions of others, don't they?

>> No.15709644 [DELETED] 

>>15709640
>Totally not the same person from the first post

>> No.15709646

>>15709590

>monsters will be forced to revert back to the human killers they were before.

Is it a sudden transformation, or a gradual thing? Like one day your monster wife becomes colder than normal, slowly becoming more distant from you. Then she attacks you, and after hurting you has a moment of clarity.

She tells you to run as far away as you can, so she can't hurt you anymore.You try to talk to her, but she's scared she'll only hurt you worse.The last thing she says to you before you leave is "I love you."

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>>15709640
>>15709644
Pls stop

>> No.15709649 [DELETED] 

>>15709644
No, I'm not. You're the 'everyone who disagrees with me is a samefag!' guy, aren't you?

>> No.15709659 [DELETED] 

>>15709649
You're the "no one ever baits here, it's just different tastes!" guy, aren't you? Because then you're pretty new.

>> No.15709660

Don't Vampires become subs if you feed them garlic in KCland?

>> No.15709664
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>>15709589
Can't lift a mere 2 tons? Do not fret, Anon, there's always help in the form of Golems, or getting high off PCP made by Dark Mages so that you'll be superhuman for a brief hour.

>> No.15709665

>>15709660
They go rape mode.

>> No.15709671

>>15709664
Unlimited chainsaw works?

>> No.15709673

>>15709572
You could have used a Dhampir, but you knew exactly what you were doing with that post.

>> No.15709674

>>15709660
Sub is a strange way of spelling "Mindle rapists"

>> No.15709675

>>15709664
Wurms are a real handful, huh. Which is stronger, a Wurm or a Golem?

>> No.15709681

>>15709675
Wurms

>> No.15709686

>>15709681
What about a Golem built for wrangling Wurms?

>> No.15709689

>>15709475
Gonna grope the goat!
Gonna give her snacks!

Gonna remind her that detergant apparently ended

>> No.15709690

>>15709572
Watch it. Her pride won't allow her to humor you too far. Push her and you might find yourself in a back alley with her mindflayer friend having your personality corrected.

>> No.15709709

>>15709572
Take out the onee-san part and im game

>> No.15709713

Disgusting

>> No.15709715

I want to teach Wurm-chan how to use the microwave properly so she doesn't burn my house down!

>> No.15709718

>>15709713
Meant for >>15709572

>> No.15709722

>>15709715
Hahaha! Silly Dragon can't even warm her own meals!

>> No.15709739
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>>15709664
Also did an Anubis. The thing on the side says "The Brickening", which is a parody of "The Quickening" and the LoTR part of Clerks2. In case you were wondering.

>>15709671
Only one chainsaw. It would be more Unlimited Forearm Works with her. She has over 90 pairs for various events and situations; from picking up boulders to smashing a hole in an adamamtium wall.

>>15709675
Depends on the Golem. Sandy is strong enough to twirl the moon on her pinky finger like a basketball, or so the Wurms believe, so a Wurm is no issue. This is what happens when you let a Lich make a Golem out of a corpse, Oni muscles, and rainbow shell

>> No.15709743

>>15709739
>Anonymoose Saga LEGOS
Aww, I wish my writefaggotry was good enough to warrant legos.

>> No.15709751

>>15709743
I might someday, whoever you are.

>> No.15709756

>>15709751
It. Not I.

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>>15709751
Haven't done any writing since I posted last update. Maybe I should. Not tonight though. Tonight more Batman.

>> No.15709766

>>15709758
Who are ye though? I am not really up to date with other writefags these days from a lack of reading stories.

I wonder if I should try doing some sort of Lilim photo album next time, or do something AS related instead?

>> No.15709773

>>15709766
Not sure if it's really okay to talk about myself since I'm not posting a story, so I'll just shut up and Historianon wonder what AS means?

>> No.15709786

>>15709773
Just don't wear a trip or name 24/7 and don't try a "guess who" thing and you will be fine.

Alicesoft. Known for finding abused girls MOE. Has a decent number of MGs, but mostly has weird shit like the semen pwered Golem girl or 8 foot tall lesbian with snake penis who will rape your waifu to death.

>> No.15709800

Would a Golem like old fashioned RPG music?
Would an Automaton like JAM Project?

>> No.15709822

>>15709800
I want to play old arcade fighters with an Automaton who doesn't even like video games

Golems are cool and all, but they are outdated

>> No.15709846

>>15709822
They are not outdated. A Golem is less fragile and more reliable than an Automaton is. Automatons just have better affinity with guns and get off when plugged into a wall socket.

>> No.15709856

Would you a nice, timid girl who was once known as the Archdemon?

>> No.15709862

Who should I put at my house as a maid?
A Kiki, a Shogg, a Golem or an Automaton?

Or should I become a butler?

>> No.15709863

>>15709856
I would.

>> No.15709867

>>15709856
Don't you mean Archfiend, Demon Lord, Monster Lord, Lord of the Fuck, or Betty?

>> No.15709871

>>15709800
I don't want to know anyone who doesn't like JAM project

>> No.15709875

>>15709856
I don't see why I wouldn't.

>> No.15709893

>>15709846
On top of that, Golems have the delicious brown look by default. Can't go wrong with that.

>> No.15709894

>>15709862
Kikis are a solid choice.
Shogs would try to make you use things made from them, but are otherwise wonderful.
Golems require time and patience to teach, but it's worth it in the end.
Automatons can be decent but will be unable to do things involving water without shelling out $16k for the upgrade to make her waterproof.

>> No.15709896

>>15709856
I would without a doubt.

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>>15709743
>Aww, I wish my writefaggotry was good enough to warrant legos.

I wish my writefaggotry was mentioned as frequently.

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>>15709856

Would she be perfectly okay with living a quiet life and raising a family?

>> No.15709921

>>15709856
No. I like them confident and assertive.

>> No.15709925

>>15709904
That may not always be a good thing.

>> No.15709927
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I-Is this how the average father to a zombie acts?

>> No.15709929

>>15709904
Not even a genkcubus can cheer me up. I'll be forever grumpy.

>> No.15709934

>>15709925
I wish my writefaggotry was mentioned as frequently in a non-negative way.

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>>15709917

>> No.15709939

>>15709929
My genkcubus tells me to kill myself. I think I need to get a replacement.

>> No.15709947

>>15709938

That's all fine and dandy but where is her nose?

>> No.15709951

>>15709947
Ask in tumblr

>> No.15709957

>>15709939
I think your genkcubus is trying to set you up with a lich

Emphasis on trying, at least

>> No.15709960

>>15709939
are you sure you didn't get a bullyccubus?

>> No.15709970

>>15709934
Try and write more and hope for the best.
Maybe work on a setting or something in the meantime like me. I still need to work more on Lani, and wonder how I would tackle her attempted pocket dimension kingdom/cake realm being overrun by Wurms that turn it into Rome in under an hour.

>> No.15709972

>>15709856
Absolutely.

>> No.15709979

>>15709957
That or a Wisp.

>>15709960
Yes. She came in the genkcubus box complete with limited edition mini Kiki meant to clean your computer desk.

>> No.15709994

>>15709856
>>15709917
>Her armies rained death and destruction down on humanity for decades
>She personally killed more people than you've ever met
>Now she's sitting on your lap, smiling contentedly and reading a book of baby names as you gently stroke her pregnant belly

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>>15709994

Yes, and?

>> No.15710001

>>15709739
How long would it take to get from absolute dogshit kindergarten drawings to something like this? and what are good guides for just silly chibi, cartoon stuff i could use to train

>> No.15710002

>>15709994
Good. Time to detonate the house bomb we're sitting in.

>> No.15710012

>>15709994
Sounds lovely.

>> No.15710018

>>15709894
What if a Shog maid gave me cool purple condoms as a gift but I just ended up masturbating into them?

>> No.15710042

>>15710018
You mean if you used parts of her body as your own personal masturbation sleeves and filled them almost to bursting with your spirit energy-laden seed? You're wondering how she'd react if you tied them off and threw them in the trash for her to find, open, and huff from as she masturbates in the living room while you're away?

>> No.15710052

>>15710042
The real question is: what if you used them to rape a Paladin?

>> No.15710059

>>15710052

Why not skip the middle man and have the Shoggoth rape the Paladin?

>> No.15710066

>>15710059
That wouldn't feel good to me.

>> No.15710067
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15710067

Dullahans don't get nearly enough love

>> No.15710071

>>15710066
What if the paladin rapes you afterwards?

>> No.15710079

>>15710071
Would her innards still be coated with a Shog layer?

>> No.15710086

>>15710079
Yes, everyone would feel great.

>> No.15710090

>>15710071
I want to trick a gung-ho paladin-chan into going into a specially built dungeon meant to transform her!
The theme of the day is dairy!

>> No.15710099

>>15710067
Correct.

>> No.15710100

>>15710067
What if you look in a dollarham's neck hole? What would you see?

>> No.15710101
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>>15710067
Dollarhams are created to be onaholes.

>>15710090
I want to defeat a gung-ho Paladin-chan and decapitate her with a demonic sword when she falls to her knees, turning her into a Dullahan. I'd then make her head my personal onahole.

>> No.15710102

>>15710001
I don't really know how long. Try asking Loen, the king of cute, for some tips if you can catch him.
I mostly rely on my woodshop blueprint experience and the 1 draeing class from highschool. Other than that I guess you should start big before doing smaller images.

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>>15710067
I want to steal a Dullahan's head and give it lots of kisses!

>> No.15710112

>>15710101
That or you sit her head somewhere where it can watch you use its body

>> No.15710113

>>15710100
Depends on the setting.

You'd see what the inside of a neck looks like.

>> No.15710118

>>15710106
I want to fuck her body through the neck hole and make her head watch.

>> No.15710122

>>15710067
That Dullahan is really cute.

>> No.15710124

>>15710112
I'd use her body as a dressup doll and take her head to bed with me every night to be used as a plushie after she's satisfied my sexual desires with her lewd esophagus.

>> No.15710128

>>15710100
In most Dullahan stories, just a black circle/hole. I vaguely remember one or two stories with flesh and bones view inside the neck.

>> No.15710138

Real talk how do I go about capturing White Horns?

>> No.15710142

A cruel witch puts you into a deep slumber for over a thousand years to make sure you had nothing and nobody anymore, which would allow her to be your everything.
What she didn't account for was your Golem servant, who punched her squishy mage face out of the atmosphere and waited by your side untill you woke up.
Those one thousand years were not kind to her; she is falling apart, has numerous plants growing all over her, and her left arm is gone entirely.

What do you do now, after waking up?

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>>15710067
>>15710101
>>15710106
Why is it that I like the idea of dullahan's body and head having different personalities when separated, the body being much more cheerful/lustful contrasting with the head's more stoic/cold personality.

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>>15708777
>That feel when I will never not see a spoopy Owl Cat with a mane right at her crotch

God damn it I've ruined the perfect White Horn image by seeing shit that isn't there.

SOILED IT!

>> No.15710148

>>15710138
Catch them on route 212.

>> No.15710150

>>15710124
That's nice, although she may bite if you aren't careful.

I'd rather strip her body and molest it in front of her, along with making a few modifications

>> No.15710153

>>15710146
Oh wow it really does look like an owl.

>> No.15710154
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>>15710142
Get tinkering and use the 1000 years of technological advances to upgrade her into a weather resistant automaton. With a laser beam.

>> No.15710158

>>15710142
Fix her.
If parts cannot be repaired, obtain new ones. If I don't have the money to purchase new parts, I'm not above stealing them.
At the risk of sounding edgy, I'm also not above shooting anyone who tries to stop me, or who has a much needed part and won't hand it over.

>> No.15710161

>>15710138
Just feel cold and hope that you'll roll a White Horn instead of other snow monsters.
Maybe carrying a bell and ringing it will increase your chances.

>> No.15710165

>>15710158
A Licj or Gremlin should provide all your part needs. I suggest a Lich, ad there is less wackiness and explosions with her.

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>>15709334
Inquery: Would the filthy younger fleabags you humans call "Monster Girls" be more interested in male power rangers / kamen riders or magical boys?

Perhaps the degenerates would prefer both types to differing variables instead?

>> No.15710171

>>15710161
Bells just attract Wendigo. I know, I tried it once and had over 10 of them swarming around my legs.

>> No.15710173

>>15710142
Fix and clean golem

>> No.15710174

>>15710138
>>15710161
Will my chances improve if I made her a nice vegetable stew?

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>>15710142
Retrieve her Memory Core and replacer her outdated body with a newer model with all of the latest advancements in Golemancy integrated.

>> No.15710180

>>15710168
Power Rangers.
With Golems and Automatons that come together to form an even bigger Super Megautomaton

>> No.15710181

>>15710142
Fix her.

>> No.15710184

>>15710171
Weird, I thought meat attracted wendigos.

>>15710174
Yes. It would also help if you had a comfy scarf so you could cuddle and feel warm with her.

>> No.15710186

>>15710177
Is that Crab Nicholsan's Golem? The art looks like his.

>> No.15710191

>>15710168
The girls who prefer cute boys would go for the magical boys.

The girls who like action would prefer Kamen Riders

>> No.15710194

>>15710184
Both attract them.
Alcohol might summon Whitehorns, as might a wheat smell.
Cooked things attract Yuki Onna, oddly. Must be the heat.

>> No.15710195

>>15710144
Other way around seems way more fun. having a cheery head you talk with but its hard to get intimate with the body, and the head is constantly berating it for it.

>> No.15710199

>>15710168
Best character.

>> No.15710206

>>15710186
It is. You can tell by the stupid looking bolted on tits.

>> No.15710210

I wanna feed a wendigo all the cooked meat she can hold!

>> No.15710216

>>15710210
Please don't, they might look cute and small but they are BIG eaters, you'll go bankrupt!

>> No.15710219

>>15710206
You mean how they are enormous compared to the body?

>> No.15710222

But how does one lure an onee-san white horn into your clutches so you can molest them?

>> No.15710223

>>15710210
I want to stuff one like a turkey.
With my summer sausage.

>> No.15710224

>>15710216
I shall!
I'll do what it takes to fill her up!

Hell, I'll make it so she can't eat anything more that day!

>> No.15710225
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>>15710195
But I want to tease the head by having her body go around in revealing outfits and groping her in public while I make her carry her own head, who looks more like a giant tomato from how hard she's blushing.

>> No.15710226

>>15710222
Sing about Santa.

>> No.15710229

>>15710219
Yes, and how they look gravity defying, like the way a 14 year old would draw boobs, ie gluing big orbs to a person's chest.

>> No.15710236

>>15710224
Good luck on your honorable quest, just make sure you don't stare at her too much, people tend to go insane when they do that

>> No.15710247

>>15710229
Even if he's a tit man it is a bit much.
I hope my habits don't become like his. Sandy doesn't need two boulders on her chest, even if she can carry that weight.

>> No.15710248

>>15710222

>wanting to molest the White Horn
>not wanting to cuddle up next to the fire place with hot chocolate and quietly enjoy eachother's company

>> No.15710252

>>15710223
An admirable goal, although manticore venom/corruption fruit may be needed to fill her up.

>>15710236
Oh Anon, I'm already mad.

>> No.15710271

>>15710210
I want a pack of wendigos to watch in amazement as I cook a slab of meat twice their size

>> No.15710277

Do we have Barmaiden Monster Girls?

I think we need Barmaiden Monster Girls.

>> No.15710284

>>15710271
All the clapping and awawawaing would be little more than a prelude to them riding you.

>> No.15710285

>>15710271
Would they AWAWAWA when seeing a bbq?

>> No.15710292

>>15710285
Actually no. They'd all be too busy drooling to be flustered.
After the first time, it'd be more of a high pitched EEEEEE of joy.

>> No.15710293

>>15710277
Satyr.
Holsts.
Ogres.
Salamander that is clumsy and needs money for a new sword.
Lich barkeep.

>> No.15710298

>>15710292
Would a Wendigo look up food porn of bbq and roasted meat?

>> No.15710299

>>15710285
Wendigos have been known to get off to photos of Gordon Ramsay and Masaharu Morimoto

>> No.15710309

>>15710299
They have all of Ramsay's shows on dvd.
Their favorite is Kitchen Nightmares.

>> No.15710312

>>15710298
>yeti sees a shaking white coat in the distance
>runs to help the traveler in need
>it's another damn wendigo with a photo of a rack of BBQ ribs

>> No.15710313

>>15710248
But I want to fluster her! I want her drive her crazy with lust! Watching normally gentle monster girls lose themselves to pleasure is my fetish!

>> No.15710315

>>15709739
Isn't this the second picture we have of an Anubis inside a box? I like it.

>> No.15710320

>>15710312
>Yeti sees smoke in the distance
>thinks it might be a traveler
>grabs supplies for them in case they need it
>goes over to the source
>it's a bunch of Wendigo cooking meat and masturbating at the same time
Yeti has seen some crap.

>> No.15710328

Southern accent alps.

>> No.15710329

>>15710309
Wendigos don't keep lewd DVDs in their hidden stash, it's just copies of Hell's Kitchen, Iron Chef, and recordings of Food Network

>> No.15710332

>>15710315
What was the first again? I think I wasn't the first to do one.

>> No.15710336

I don't think fire and wendigo mix very well. They'd just run around in circles if the hem of their cloak catches on fire.

>> No.15710339

>>15710313

That's why you slip an aphrodisiac in your drinks and then fuck all night like animals

>> No.15710345

>>15710329
Young Wendigo get punished for having porn instead of food magizines.
They also are raised to use food related things sexually.
>butter my bread
>stuff me like a turkey
>put a bun in my oven

>> No.15710354

Yoshi's Island.

With either Wendigo, Yeti, or Lizardgirls.
Yes? Or no?

>> No.15710363

>>15710354
>Wendigo riding on a White Horn

>> No.15710380

>>15710363
Wendigo, Yeti, Yuki Onna, and a Whitehorn helping a lost shota get home.
But a young Ice Queen and a Witch try to stop them.

>> No.15710434

I want to ride a Whitehorn through the frozen tundra while wearing a coat I stole from a Wendigo.

>> No.15710490

>>15710434
I wish you the best, but the coat would probably drive you to madness. Then you would become Grimace and pull the White Horn into the coat with you, effectively turning her into a variant wendigo

>> No.15710516

>>15710490
Would the coat do that? Or would the angry Wendigo stalking you drive you mad as she demands her coat back?
Or would she rematerialize where it is?

>> No.15710537

I want to outpace a chubby wendigo until she's out of breath and panting in the snow.
Then the molestation shall begin.

>> No.15710558

>>15710537
Of course it will when the CC Wendigo bullies you with molestation over what you did to her sister.

Also, my art appearing on a booru is an odd feeling. Only way it could be odder is if AS or KC saw the doodles.

>> No.15710562

>>15710558
Well, she's going to have to find me after I carry her imotou off and get her all natural holst ice cream as repayment for the groping and tiring out.

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>>15710537
There are many bodytypes I wish to see Wendigos have.
>>15710558
>Also, my art appearing on a booru is an odd feeling. Only way it could be odder is if AS or KC saw the doodles.
What images is it?

>> No.15710574

>>15710562
>not holst cheese pizza you cook and makw in front of her
Anon you need to step it up.

>> No.15710580

>>15710568
A chubby, loli wendigo would be amazing to tease and spoil.

>>15710574
Thats coming later when I realize she'd have to walk back home.
In fact, I'll make it a holst cheese and meatlovers pizza just for her.

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>>15710434
It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pain, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop EVER

>> No.15710584

>>15710568
A bunch on the ASbooru I did.
Even the ones with the Wurms. They have invaded with no one noticing.

>> No.15710586

>>15710582
Incorrect, it can be stopped, abliet briefly, by meat.

>> No.15710598

>>15710582
That is what would make it funny.
She'll chase me everywhere, demanding her coat back. And then, as I rest in a cabin, she will appear once more. With her face pressed against the frozen window like something dtawn by Loen, she will demand her coat back one more.
I will look down upon her with a sneer and whisper "No".

And then I'll realize that the cabin is surrounded by angry Wendigo making angry Wendigo noises.

>> No.15710611

>>15710568
Coatless Wendigo is so damn cute

I love the spooky eldritch Wendigo that makes you go insane and puts you in her coat where unspeakable things happen, but KC needs to make a vanilla species similar to Wendigo without all the Lovecraftian stuff

>> No.15710613

>>15710584
Even the one K-K-K-Kamilla picture I didn't post here is there.

>> No.15710642

>>15710611
Just use whatever Wendigo works for you. You don't need to follows KC and his setting perfectly.
Threadcanon makes them adorable.

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>>15710611
I want to see thick Wendigos in hoodies.

>> No.15710675

>>15710663
Would that act like they're too cool for you only to try and muffle their 'awawawas' when you start groping them?

>> No.15710693

>>15710675
So concerning "awawawa"

what noise do you guys hear. it fails to amuse me since all i hear is mario

>> No.15710708 [DELETED] 

>>15709092
Mindfucking until they go yandere.

>> No.15710709

>>15710693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ZpT_v42KQ

>> No.15710712

>>15710693

>it fails to amuse me since all i hear is mario

Dude what

>> No.15710713

>>15710693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvT480vKedw&t=0m19s

Copy and paste, please.

>> No.15710726

>>15710345
>Wendigos use food based innuendo
That's cuter than it should be.
I want a shortstack Wendigo Onee-san who teases me with lewd food puns.

>> No.15710730 [DELETED] 

>>15709927
I thank you for reminding me of this.

>> No.15710745

>>15710709
i opened this 3 times. my heart

>> No.15710758

>>15710663
What a minute... That's not a rabbit!

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>>15710709
>>15710745
It's like I'm surrounded by a pack of little Wendigos.

>> No.15710794

>>15710780
Safer than being surrounded by a pack of little wolf girls.

>> No.15710799

>>15710794
Debatable, have you seen them tear into a piece of stretchy anime meat? They've got some powerful chompers.

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Admit it, you'd have thrashed her too.

>> No.15710814

>>15710799
Well, they're meeker predators even if they have bigger bites.

>> No.15710818

>>15710801
>Monster-doesn't-understand-it's-scary-as-fuck-so-they-kill-anyone-who-runs-away-from-them trope
No thanks.

>> No.15710821

>>15710801
Google ain't coming through. Sauce me tender.

>> No.15710823

>>15710794
what could a pack of little wolf girls even do?
other than get scratches behind the ears

>> No.15710825

>>15710780
the ultimate asmr vr experience

>> No.15710832

>>15710821
Search the name the kid said.

>> No.15710833

>>15710823
Heavy naptime dogpiles on top of you.
Leaving you immobile when the adults get home with a fresh kill for dinner.

>> No.15710837

>>15710833
Don't forget how they'll demand belly rubs.

>> No.15710839

hey guys I want to dom a vampire

>> No.15710841

>>15710839
Okay.

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>>15710833
pfff a cat could do this alone.

>> No.15710849

>>15710839
Good on you anon, there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.15710850

>>15710332
http://imgur.com/a/6Q74m
This one, which Loen drew.

>> No.15710852

>>15710837
But that'll just excite them. Especially the older pups getting close to maturity.

>> No.15710861 [DELETED] 

>>15710818
She gets better.

>>15710821
Dgray Man

>> No.15710862

>>15710839
Better start fighting your way through her castle then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi4Gq9KDHIw

>> No.15710865

>>15710848
Proving that cats are better than dogs?

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>>15710818
Oh and, she didn't always look like that. So in this case the humans were the assholes.

>> No.15710875

>>15710833
what a shame
little did they know i have in fact been waiting for this

>> No.15710877

>>15710839
Oh well, I guess another one won't do any damage

(You)

>> No.15710880

>>15710852
If you do it right, they'll be too tired to do anything about it.

>> No.15710882

>>15710861
Thank you. It was shit.

>> No.15710893

>>15710880
>Tired, panting, blushing almost adult wolf girl at my mercy just from rubbing her belly well
Oh my. Would she even let me stop?

>> No.15710894 [DELETED] 

>>15710839
Good, but that's not really all that difficult.

>> No.15710895

>>15710839
I want to cuddle a Vampire after sex!
I want to wake up to her smug and loving smile!

>> No.15710900 [DELETED] 

>>15710882
Like your waifu.

>> No.15710901

>>15710893
Not until you make her cum from fingering her navel.

>> No.15710907

>>15710894
t. Hero

>> No.15710908

>>15710839
This is why vampires hate humans in the first place. There's always some guy wanting to smack them around to bolster their ego.

>> No.15710910

>>15710893
She may hold your hand to her belly until she has heart pupils and is truely unable to move.

>> No.15710912

I just want to share some of my blood with my vampire friends

>> No.15710914

>>15710912
After domming them, right?

>> No.15710917 [DELETED] 

>>15710907
>needing to be a hero to dom a vampire
Not all of us are level 1. Or dumber than a brick.

>> No.15710922

>>15710901
>>15710910
Well, wouldn't be able to resist that.

>> No.15710924

>>15710917
>He still think MGE is an rpg setting
Lurk more.

>> No.15710925

>>15710914
But they are just my friends, and you don't fuck friends

>> No.15710926

>>15710912
Anon, that's how you get gangbanged by Vampires.
Do it anon, do it. Do you know how much haughty Ojou-sama pussy you'd get doing that? You'd wake up in a small pile of smiling contented Vampires.

>> No.15710934

>>15710925
>and you don't fuck friends
What the fuck do you think a Wife is anon?

>> No.15710938

>>15710922
Don't forget that you'd be doing this to her sisters/packmates too.

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>>15710893
>Get surrounded by a pack of Wolf Girls in a forest.
>"Ha, another Human straying too far from the village, easy pickings girls!" the Alpha declares.
>Approach her.
>"Haahn? So you want to fight first? I guess I could use a warm-up before we get to the real action."
>Start rubbing the Alpha Wolf Girl's belly.
>"W-Wha- Ahhhh~ it feels so good!~ Awooooooooooooooo~..."
>"B-Boss?!" The other Wolves cry out, blushing as their tough leader is lying on her back, tail swishing with a dopey expression on her face.
>"I-I'm next!" The beta Wolf stutters, her eyes unable to tear away.
>They all start going into heat and whining.

Behold, the true power of a Beastmaster.

>> No.15710950

>>15710926
But it's just blood not like I have aphrodisiacs in it?
>>15710934
wife is the best friend

>> No.15710961

>>15710945
Is it wrong that I want this not to escalate beyond the belly rubs and headpats?
The sex can come afterwards, I want the comfy now.

>>15710950
First, blood is pretty much an aphrodisiac to vampires.
Second, Correct answer.

>> No.15710967

>>15710924
>No fun allowed.

>> No.15710970 [DELETED] 

>>15710924
>he doesn't
>only certain people can get ahead
>in wish fulfillment land

>> No.15710971

>>15710961
>First, blood is pretty much an aphrodisiac to vampires.
Yeah but if I'm sharing with a few vampires then they all can't drink that much so they won't have much to affect them

>> No.15710973

>>15710961
That's fine.
You could just reduce all of them to panting, tailwagging wrecks from the muscled alpha to the shortstack runt.

>> No.15710976

>>15710967
If we are talking about your own headcanon at least say it.

>> No.15710980

>>15710970
If that's what you want to think sure, but is not correct.

If you don't like it just made your own headcanon as well, but don't tell people they're wrong when they aren't.

>> No.15710981

I want to trick an evil monster into doing good

>> No.15710983

>>15710976
>MGE is a setting that you can have any way you want
>But this specific part I won't allow
Why are you such a faggot, anon?

>> No.15710988

>>15710973
That'd be hilarious to watch.
I probably wouldn't want to be around when they recover, though.

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>>15710945
>treating monstergirls as animals based on their species
I LOVE this shit.

>> No.15710991 [DELETED] 

>>15710980
Anon, you can have anything you want in MGE, this ain't up for discussion, so fuck off with your bait.

>> No.15710992

>>15710973
After the cuddles and setting up camp, I'll have sex with them.
They'll have to draw straws to see who gets to go first.
And if they thought there wouldn't be belly rubs, they were wrong.

>> No.15710996

"Hello" is not consent and need to learn that

>> No.15710997

>>15710983
>>15710991
KC said the amount of power, or level, or what you want to call it is established since you're born.

Why are you two so mad? You wanted to be the typical overpowered MC? Nobody's stopping you from doing that, I just wanted to make clear that not everyone can reach that level. It's not an rpg, it never was.

>> No.15711001 [DELETED] 

>>15710983
Just ignore him.

>> No.15711002

>>15710990
Some might find that degrading.

>> No.15711005

>>15710990
It's really great as a form of teasing. Same with being purposefully oblivious and treating monster girls like kinky cosplayers.

>>15710997
>Taking KC's word for anything
Now you're just acting retarded.

>> No.15711008

>>15710997
>power levels are static
>the DL is accumulating power to overthrow the CG
Pick one.

>> No.15711012 [DELETED] 

>>15711002
Humans or monstergirls?

>> No.15711016

>>15710990
I want to tease a Hellhound delinquent like this.

>> No.15711018 [DELETED] 

>>15710997
>KC
>consistency

>> No.15711019

>>15710988
Well, they'd want to make you pay for making them feel so good without putting a baby in them.

>>15710992
They'd go in order of alpha to runt.
The runt would be gentle due to how tired you'd be.

>> No.15711022

>>15711012
Monstergirls.

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>>15710871
>Humans-Are-The-Real-Monsters
Is there any monster-centered story that doesn't do this?

>> No.15711029

>>15711022
It's fine.

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>>15711001
I'm just saying how things are. Not my problem the thread thought headcanon was actually canon.

>>15711005
I'm not acting retarded, I even said people can be a wannabe alpha hentai MC if they want, what's the problem?

>>15711008
I'm obviously talking about uncorrupted humans who don't use DE.

>> No.15711032 [DELETED] 

>>15711022
Nah, it gets them male attention.

>> No.15711033

>>15710924
A MGE RPG would be ridiculously hard

>Takes years to learn magic or any fighting skills
>Monster girls are overpowered
>Gods are rigging most fights anyway
>Etc...

Most games would go down like this:

You and your party encountered a wild pack of Werewolves, what will you do?

>Roll dice for fleeing the fight
>18

Despite your high roll, the werewolves are too fast, they caught up to you, kidnapped your whole party and raped you for 2 weeks.
They decided to keep one member of your party as their pack leader, he is now out of the game, the rest of your party has been released

Because of the rape, you all have been afflicted by "addiction to monster pussy", you must have sex with a monster girl at least once every day or you take 15 points of damage for every hour spent without sex.

>> No.15711034

>>15711002
Anyone would find that degrading.
The question is whether they get off on it or not.

And the answer is yes.

>> No.15711038

>>15711024
Yeah.

>> No.15711039

>>15711002
I do. For both sides.

>haha let's treat sentient individuals like animals
>get mad when humans are treated the same in a story
Every time.

>> No.15711042 [DELETED] 

>>15711031
>smugposting
>replying to multiple people
>nu uh you're wrong and I'm right
>totally not bait

>> No.15711043

>>15711033
Nah, the penalty would be an increasing debuff on their rolls until they tap that again.

You wouldn't even need to drop the player, they'd just follow him and he'd need to spend two hours or more satisfying the pack.

This would, of course, make going into monster hostile downs difficult even without factoring in what werewolves can do.

>> No.15711045

>>15711031
>Off-topic reaction image
Here's your last (You).

>> No.15711047

What cheers up a sad monstergirl besides sex

>> No.15711049

>>15711039
Keep crying.

>> No.15711050 [DELETED] 

>>15711005
>cosplayers
You reminded me of the succubus version of this. Wonder if anyone has it.

>> No.15711053

>>15711042
>>15711045
>He posted a reaction image!
>Better use this opportunity, fast!
Alright, I wasn't baiting, I was just trying to make people understand a bit more how MGE works

>inb4 I don't care about MGE even when the thread is practically about it

>> No.15711057

>>15711033
>A MGE RPG would be ridiculously hard
Yeah, if you're bad.

>> No.15711059

>>15711049
You sure told me m8

>> No.15711061 [DELETED] 

>>15711039
Difference is, one side denies freedom and is super grim and the other is just fun teasing. Also >>15711049 bitch nigga.

>> No.15711063

>>15711019
All of them would be amazing though.
>The muscular alpha
>The more nimble beta
>The chubby group cook
>The busty somewhat clumsy rookie
>The smug pear shaped scout
>The genki tracker twins
>The brains of the operation with killer thighs
>The calm and cool huntress
>The gentle and kind shortstack runt
I'd make honest women out of all of them.
Give them all at least a litter of cute daughterus each.

>> No.15711064

>>15711050
I hope someone does, that was pretty amusing.

>> No.15711065

What's with all the aggressivity.

>> No.15711066

>>15711047
Kisses, hugs, doing things that aren't fighting or namecalling

>> No.15711068

>>15711063
Yep.
Werewolf packs are olev.

>> No.15711070

>>15710990
Personally, I think its retarded.

>> No.15711073 [DELETED] 

>>15711065
One faggot telling some other faggots they can't have thing.

>> No.15711077

>>15711047
beef jerky

>> No.15711082 [DELETED] 

>>15711070
Oh. I don't care. Okay. I love you! Bye!

>> No.15711083

>>15711073
But he said they can have it. Twice.

>> No.15711085

>>15711065
The thread has always had certain anons who think the thread and setting should go exactly their way or else. Its just how generals end up, but we still have a long way to go before we reach the same levels of shit some of them have.

>> No.15711088

>>15711061
How would you feel if you tried your hardest to change and adapt to a strange culture only or everyone to be condescending to you? That's how monstergirls would feel if you cooed and treat them like pets.

>> No.15711089

>>15711082
>the guy with the retarded fetish types like a retard
Fitting.

>> No.15711090

>>15711049
>>15711061
>>15711082
Did someone bully you today again?

>> No.15711094

>>15711049
>>15711082
I get the feeling someone is just trolling at this point.

>> No.15711095

>>15711085
And who are those "certain anons"? The ones who said they can have what they want, but doing X instead of Y, or the ones who want to force threadcanon as canon?

>> No.15711098 [DELETED] 

>>15711089
>not getting the reference
Underage or inner child is dead. Either way, nothing you say matters.

>> No.15711099

>>15711094
It's probably the same guy who posted about domming a vampire again. He didn't get a shistorm that way and is trying with something else.

>> No.15711110

>>15711095
Oh, enforcing threadcanon as canon, certainly. There's no such thing as good threadcanon, you can have entertaining memes and such but when you start acting like some stupid greentext subversion of a profile is the actual version then things just get shitty.

>> No.15711114

>>15711099
>domming a vampire
What's so wrong with that?

>> No.15711115

>>15711047
>Demon is sad after failing to get that cute shota to sign her contract
>Her friend cheers her up by bringing her virgin human women to corrupt

>P'Orc squad is sad after having been defeated by a hero
>They suddenly rejoice once they find an unguarded village to raid

>Alice sad that it's her 3422th unbirthday and she still doesn't have an onii-chan to play with
>A minute later she forgets all about it and has the fun of her life chasing a Wererabbit

>> No.15711120

>>15711099
Probably. I'm curious as to why he didn't shit on subs/doms or push Nerdhound instead. Treating girls as pets is stupid, but to generate an actual shitstorm you need tried and tested bait.

>> No.15711122

>>15711114
Not allowed in this thread. Go to MGU or something if you want to talk about that.

>> No.15711124

>>15711120
I guess he didn't want to be recognized so easily.

I can't wait now for "people" saying we're using a boogeyman

>> No.15711130

>>15711120
>Treating girls as pets is stupid
So? The opposite is equally as retarded but that doesn't stop anons from talking about it.

>> No.15711133

>>15711122
Why?

>> No.15711135

>>15711120
>>15711124
I'm more confused as to why this is happening on a weekday. Normally this faggot or faggots only show up and do this during the weekend.

>> No.15711136

>>15711120
>Treating girls as pets is stupid
No, it's a fetish.

>> No.15711140

>>15711130
People talk about monsters treating men as pets? Since when?
And yes, that would also be stupid.

>> No.15711144

>>15711130
>but that doesn't stop anons from talking about it
Care to point me out when this happened?

Not him, but now explain to me why when I said is retarded for both sides I got these replies:

>>15711049
>>15711061
Now you will tell me they're totally normal replies.

>> No.15711147

>>15711099
I agree, but I think he just replies to himself in the first posts. Shitposters are picking up how to poke these threads, here is an example >>15711122.

>> No.15711150

>>15711140
>People talk about monsters treating men as pets? Since when?
Since someone in this thread got that fetish.
>And yes, that would also be stupid.
No, that would also be a fetish.

>> No.15711152

>>15711147
>here is an example >>15711122
That's clearly the same guy who falseflagged at the beginning of this thread or the last one, I don't remember.

>> No.15711156

>>15711140
>Since when?
Whenever Amazons, Hellhounds and every other monster girl like them are brought up there's a good chance that discussion happens.

>>15711144
>Care to point out when this happened
Are you both complete newfags? Whatever, if you two want an example you can look to whenever collars were brought up.

>> No.15711158

>>15711136
>>15711150
>fetishes can't be stupid
Well, you heard it here first, folks!

>> No.15711161

We should talk about something else then. Like alraunes. We never talk about alraunes.

>> No.15711163 [DELETED] 

>>15711064
Do you remember anything about it?

>> No.15711165 [DELETED] 

>>15711133
Because this thread just simply doesn't cater to that fetish.

Maledom stories either get completely ignored or completely slammed. Especially if the girl being dominated isn't one of the designated submissive girls.

>> No.15711166

>>15711156
Is newfag a buzzword at this point?

>collar=pet
Oh, so you're the newfag here.

>> No.15711170 [DELETED] 

>>15711156
>collar shitstorms
Good times. I could cry I miss them so.

>> No.15711172

>>15711165
Oh god, it is that guy after all.

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>>15711161
How about Undead Kingdom Alraunes.

>> No.15711175

>>15711165
Oh you.

>Maledom stories either get completely ignored or completely slammed.
Pfffff

>> No.15711176 [DELETED] 

>>15711172
Which guy?

>> No.15711177

>>15711163
Not a lot, it's been so long since I've seen that story. All I remember was it possibly being in a cafe and that's about it.

>> No.15711178

>>15711165
>Maledom stories either get completely ignored
Except when they aren't, like when people do read them and like them?
>or completely slammed.
Why should that be an issue? Everything is always hated by someone. That doesn't mean no one should do anything, ever.

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Could a large tailed kitsune still manage to be sneaky or would their tails keep getting in the way?

>> No.15711180

>>15711176
Shitstarter-kun.
Just ignore him. He'll go away eventually.

>> No.15711183

>>15711165
Is that why you started this? You sound like the guy who was banned multiple times because people didn't liked maledom.

>> No.15711184

>>15711158
Fetishes can't be stupid.

People can be stupid.

Fetishes aren't people.

>> No.15711189

>>15711114
I would tell you, but all my replies would be

>git gud
>beta
>hah you can't tell me what to do she'll be my bitch u mad

With half of them being the same person, so I'll pass.

>> No.15711191

>>15711179
I imagine they could.
They'd just need to bind their tails.

>> No.15711192

>>15711183
He might be that guy.

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What MG would make the best anti-hero?

If you could choose, would you rather be the hero with a anti-hero MG or be a anti-hero to a MG hero ?

>> No.15711194 [DELETED] 

>>15711172
What? I'm just telling that anon the truth.

>>15711175
Do you have any proof when that doesn't happen? The only time a maledom story didn't get slammed was when the girl was a complete pushover. Even then it only got one or two posts at best.

>>15711178
>Except when they aren't, like when people do read them and like them?
Again, only by a very small minority compared to the rest of the threads.
>Why should that be an issue? Everything is always hated by someone.
But not by such a large majority like here.

>> No.15711196

It's the old shitposter from the screencaps, just report and ignore, janitor is getting good at deleting this stuff anyway.

>> No.15711198

>>15711176
The guy who acts like maledoms are treated terribly here, so he's justified in "fighting back" and trying to force the most well known dom girls into being weak and feeble through threadcanon. He used to be very active a few months ago, but he just vanished one day.
He was last seen doing a massive crusade against Hellhounds, and I'd put money on him being the Nerdhound guy.

>> No.15711199

>>15711179
Cybermofu looks rad as fuck.
Hathorite Lich when?

>> No.15711200

>>15711189
>Presenting your opinions as fact
Faggot.

>> No.15711202

>>15711161
Alraunes are nice. Even though they can't move, I always found them quite beautiful.
I had this idea in my head about a story revolving around a program for sheltering lone Alraunes who don't have enough energy for protecting themselves from the winter cold.

>> No.15711203

>>15711193
Lizards and Salamanders would be good at playing the chaotic good anti-hero.

>> No.15711205

>>15711200
See what I said?

>> No.15711206

>>15711193
I'd rather be a hero with with a straight-up villian MG, or both of us being card-carrying-villians.

>> No.15711208

>>15711199
I want a Hathorite Lich to bully my dick with her tits!

>> No.15711209

>>15711202
>Even though they can't move
They can in MGE I think, I don't know about other settings/headcanons.

>> No.15711212

>>15711199
>Large, milky breasts
>Wide hips that sport thick thighs and a soft, sizable rear
>A stomach that has a bit of pudge on it and small pout on her face.
>Her manner of speaking is, despite being emotionless, lovey dovey sounding.

Would wife in an instant.

>> No.15711214

>>15711193
Red dragon for anti-hero.

>> No.15711216 [DELETED] 

>>15711194
>Some people don't like your fetish so you should leave.
No. It's as simple as that.

Maledoms are not leaving because this is as much their thread as it it subs'.

>> No.15711218

>>15711199
Once I'm not worried I'll fuck it up.

So, eventually™

>> No.15711219

>>15711205
That tends to happen when you act like a cunt.

>> No.15711221

>>15711194
While I'm fairly sure you already are a certain writefag, why don't you try writing something that suits your tastes?

>> No.15711222

>>15711193
Honestly? I'd want to be the anti-hero to an idealistic girlscout Dullahan hero.
I'd want my relationship with her to slowly become more and more charged until eventually I wake up in bed with her.

>> No.15711223

>>15711174
Wouldn't those be like those giant jungle flowers that smell like rotten meat? She'd probably be even less successful than a bubble slime.

>> No.15711227 [DELETED] 

>>15711198
>The guy who acts like maledoms are treated terribly here
Are you for real or have I been gone that long? Are you telling me people post maledom now and no shitstorms start?

>> No.15711230

>>15711219
>acting like the victim now
You follow the same pattern. Why did you come back?

>> No.15711232

>>15711219
Oh yeah, I acted so much like a cunt.

>> No.15711235

>>15711218
I have faith that you'll be able to draw big lactating titties one day.

>> No.15711236

>>15711193
That face is so unfortunate.

>> No.15711237

>>15711227
Generally people who post maledom these days aren't posting abuse and calling it maledom.

>> No.15711239 [DELETED] 

>>15711216
Except MGE is made for men that like to be dominated.

>>15711221
Why put that much effort in for the small handful of people?

>>15711227
Are you telling me people post maledom now and no shitstorms start?
No, now it doesn't get posted at all aside from a shitposter or two.

>> No.15711240
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15711240

Big Cuddle Neesan

https://my.mixtape.moe/kxneyq.png

>> No.15711243

I bet new moons are fun for monsters

>> No.15711244

>>15711232
>Passive aggressive as fuck
>Presenting opinion as fact
Yes, you were.

>> No.15711246

>>15711227
>have I been gone that long?
So it is you. I was hoping you wouldn't be coming back with all your samefagging and shitstarting.

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>>15711177
HA! Found it.

>> No.15711252

>>15711240
Cute!

>> No.15711253

>>15711239
>Except MGE is made for men that like to be dominated.
Except not really.

>> No.15711256

>>15711240
CUDDLE WOCK

>> No.15711257

>>15711240
Mmm baby.

>> No.15711259

>>15711253
Don't engage anon, this is how you get roped into the slappyfight.

>> No.15711260 [DELETED] 

>>15711237
>abuse
I see nothing's changed at all.

>> No.15711262

Did you know the monster babysitters will rape your child

>> No.15711263

>>15711253
Are you retarded or you are just replying to your own posts?

>> No.15711265

>>15711237
>aren't posting abuse and calling it maledom.
What's wrong with that? The same thing still happens with femdom and nobody gives a fuck. Why are you complaining about a non-issue?

>> No.15711266

>>15711239
>Why put that much effort in for the small handful of people?
If you actually cared as much as you claim to, it wouldn't matter to you. Hell, you happily go through and respond to each and every post whenever you sperg out like this. Writing something would be taking all this wasted effort of yours and doing something constructive with it.

Assuming you aren't doing this solely because you enjoy the stupid arguments.

>> No.15711268

>>15711240
Fucking nice.

>> No.15711270

How do monsters help abused men?

>> No.15711271

>>15711253
How is it not? The ratio of dominant to submissive is like 10:2

>> No.15711272 [DELETED] 

>>15711246
Who do you think I am?

>> No.15711275

>>15711240
Dang, that's cute as hell.

>> No.15711277 [DELETED] 

>>15711266
When have I claimed to care about anything? I'm just telling uneducated anons how this thread works.

>> No.15711279

>>15711266
I remember him saying he would write something with a lich, thank god he actually doesn't have any talent.

>> No.15711282

>>15711270
They don't.

>> No.15711283

>>15710938
I am prepared for this.

>> No.15711287

>>15711270
Cuddles, getting them out of the abusive household, and gentle sex.

>> No.15711288

>>15711262
It will help them grow strong.

>> No.15711289 [DELETED] 

>>15711270
Now I'm reminded of that doujin where some fuckboy gets bullied by his classmates and his cousin has sex with him to comfort him. Then he starts getting bullied on purpose.
>my pussy will heal your every wound
FUCK

>> No.15711299

>>15711240
>This will never be your life
The universe
Why does it work against me?

>> No.15711302

>>15711283
Intense
Pack
Cuddling.

>> No.15711304

Lich teasing her friend until he rapes her when?

>> No.15711305

>>15711240
Dumb Wock. What if he has to get up?

>> No.15711314

>>15711304
but if she wants me to rape her then I won't to tease her more

>> No.15711317

Would monster girls view the glass of cum half empty or half full?

>> No.15711327

>>15711317
Even the most pessimistic MG would view it as half full, thankful for the cum

>> No.15711330

>>15711314
Speak english.

>> No.15711332 [DELETED] 

>>15711253
>>15711259
So which monstergirl would you troll like >>15711247?

>> No.15711333

>>15711302
I want this with >>15711063

>>15711304
>Lich purposefully "forgetting" to wear panties so anon has full access to her when she bends over to pick up a book she "dropped".
>Lich "accidentally" spilling her yogurt all over her face during lunch.
>Lich "tripping" during P.E, causing Anon to trip over her and land on top of her.
How many scenarios must this poor Lich create before she just has to grab anon by the collar and tell him bluntly that she wants him to ravage her pussy and fill it to the brim with his cum like a living onahole?

>> No.15711345

>>15711333
That would be nice.
I'd like the cook especially.

>> No.15711346

I like elves because they are nice monsters

>> No.15711348

>>15711332
Lilim Idol.
I'd basically just be the guy who's never heard of her before because I'm not into Idol pop, so when she realizes that I neither know nor care who she is she gets obsessed with me!
I want to see her face when I end up sleeping with her only to learn that it's for who she is and not that she's an idol.
I want to romance the FUCK out of a Lilim Idol so I can see her cute blushing face.

>> No.15711350

>>15711305

Then she princess carries him out of bed.

>> No.15711353

>>15711346
thats what the want you to think anon
and then when your guard is down, they getcha when you least expect it

>> No.15711355

>>15711348
What she learns you have her Rival's cd

>> No.15711367 [DELETED] 

>>15711348
You fail.

>> No.15711369

>>15711353
But everyone talks about how rapeable elves are, so wouldn't that mean she is too weak to rape me?

>> No.15711370

>>15711333
Not many, she'll have him dragging her behind the school and ravaging her within the week.

>> No.15711375

>>15711369
Of course she's too weak, that's why those damn elves lure you in with their lewdness and force you to assault them.

>> No.15711380

>>15711375
But I'd never rape and elf and with her weakness she can't force me to

>> No.15711386

>>15711375
I want to be the slave of a chubby dark elf aristocrat!

Wanna serve her drinks and cakes when she complains about how no one seems interested in her.

wanna lay in her bed after she fell asleep on top of me after groping me to 'keep up her molestation skills'

>> No.15711388

>>15711380
Sorry anon, those trickster elves will find a way.

>> No.15711389 [DELETED] 

>>15711353
>Anon sees an elf getting raped
>Rushes over to help and actually manages to drive the guy off, ain't nobody a badass after getting their pubic bone broken
>Extends his hand to help up the young lass
>Gets a fist to the face and swallows at least three teeth as a result
>"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND WAITING TO BE CLAIMED!? YOU THINK GUYS WHO CAN RAPE A GIRL THROUGH THE TEARS JUST FALL OUT OF THE SKY?"
"But he was going to rape you!"
>"Yes you idiot, he was! How else am I going to confirm my mate is strong if he won't take me by force? I was so wet already too..."
>Anon gets a kick to the chest and is mounted by the elf, who begins tearing off his clothes, tying a string tight around the base of his dick as she finishes
>"A girl's feelings are complicated, you can't just give up because she says no! She may not be able to put them into words because it's embarrassing!"
"So because you're shy, you'd let someone rape you?"
>She slaps him hard enough to seriously cut into the inside of his cheek with his own remaining teeth
>"I don't need to take that from a coward who sits on his hands when there are women who want it in front of him"
"Wha are you-"
>She begins grinding back and forth on his penis, without letting it in, the string biting hard into his member
>"I can smell it on you, it's faint but it's there, the scent of another woman, clinging to you, a classmate, a friend, a bully? It doesn't matter, to me, her interest is clear. But you... you probably don't notice how she feels and take her words at face value, do you know any women at all?"
>They're both breathing hard
"I..."
>She slams her hips down on his, making him scream in pain
>"YOU are a meddling piece of garbage who cost me my mate, and are so pathetic you can't even take what's in front of you, when it's being offered so clearly. Still, you are going to help me to relieve this frustration, hope you know a good Lich, because I'm not stopping even if your dick explodes
>The elf shows no mercy, pleasing herself using anon as her plaything, riding him hard and gripping his balls in her hand, giving him no chance to cum
"Please stop, I just wanted to be friends"
>"I don't give a fuck about being your friend. Demon Lord I hate you, I am literally raping you and you won't even hit back, you make me sick
>She spits on his face
>"If we wee elves were a frail as you think, we'd have been wiped out ages ago"
>Hours pass like this, seeing anon whimpering, bruised and shivering
>"Well, that didn't quite do it, but it can't be helped...oh are you cold?
>She stands up, her legs at either side of him, pulling up on her mound slightly
>"Here, don't say I never did anything for you"
>She showers anon in her golden water
>Ah, that felt great! See you around dweeb, good luck getting home"
>Anon limps home, and by some small sliver of mercy from the universe, he reaches unmolested
>He showers as carefully as he can, his penis spitting painful welts and scratches in various places
>He takes a few days off of school
>His childhood friend visits him in his house and listens to his story, her ears drooping through the entire tale, she hugs him him and cries on his shoulder, though this comforts him
>Remembering the elf's words, anon kisses her, only for her to jump back
>She sees his confused look and begins sobbing even deeper
>He puts his hand on her shoulder and tells her he's sorry for how blind he was, and tries to kiss her again
>She tells him they can't, holding him back
>She has a boyfriend now
>It happened while he was away
>Anon just stares until she says she has to leave
>Nothing was quite the same after that, more and more of his friends were finding lovers, while he remained alone, refusing to rape and doing his utmost to avoid being raped, never content with the attentions he received, finally settling down with a human girl

>> No.15711391

>>15711386
Careful when she requests alcohol!

>> No.15711395

>>15711391
Why?
It makes her calm down a bit, even if it isn't doing anything good to her waistline.

>> No.15711397

>>15711395
She'll get touchy feely!

>> No.15711399

>>15711389
This is a pasta.

>> No.15711400

>>15711389
I can't even imagine the raw autism needed to make a pasta like this. or the raw autism needed to think it's worth spreading.

>> No.15711401

What species are the biggest sluts and why is it yetis?

>> No.15711404
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What's your favorite monster girl-related game? Mine's Granblue Flantasy.

>> No.15711406

Would Spiders like Espresso?

>> No.15711408

>>15711397
Its fine, its just how she blows off steam.

Besides, I secretly use this time to see if any adjustments need to be made to her clothes, seems she's going to be fairly top heavy so her V-necks will need to be deepened.

>> No.15711410

>>15711401
Beelzebubs, indisputably.

>> No.15711419

>>15711406

One time at Scout Camp we caught a scorpion in a bottle of Dr. Pepper and the thing started to drink it.

It died shortly thereafter.

>> No.15711425

>>15711355
Oh that thing? Just got it for my niece. I don't even know who sang it.

>>15711367
Why?

>> No.15711426

>>15711406
I would hope so, because I fucking love Espresso.
I'll admit, it would be pretty funny seeing an Arachne get drunk while hanging out at a coffee shop.

>> No.15711427

>>15711389
Nice.

>> No.15711431 [DELETED] 

>>15711399
And?

>>15711400
Better than 24/7 cuteposting, god you guys are so boring now.

>> No.15711433

>>15711419
Well, what do you expect when you feed it toxic waste?

>> No.15711438 [DELETED] 

>>15711404
>bound
I like.

>> No.15711441
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Today I will remind them.

>> No.15711444

>>15711270
"Here's a tenner, go buy yourself a yeti"

>> No.15711450

>>15711441
Giant insects!

>> No.15711451

>>15711441
Soldiers, GIANT INSECTS are attacking the city. Defeat the GIANT INSECTS before the GIANT INSECTS rape all of us. We have deployed attack aircraft Whale to aid you in destroying the GIANT INSECTS.

>> No.15711454 [DELETED] 

>>15711441
What is EDF? Yes I am seriously asking.

>> No.15711460

>first MG dream in months is of a yandere Trumpart sealing me in her card
I'm not sure how to feel about that.

>> No.15711461

How Kuu is too Kuu for a mantis

>> No.15711467

>>15711454
Earth Defense Force. Go play it. Now.

>> No.15711469

>>15711441
>>15711450
>>15711451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvbVNuBoBhg

>>15711454
Earth Defense Force.

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>>15711441

What a qt

Bugs are qts

>> No.15711478

>>15711461
Nothing is too Kuu.

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>> No.15711483

>>15711454
Incredibly budget Japanese 3rd person shooter that for the most part files under the so-bad-its-good category. The story is nonexistant, the graphics are awful, the voice acting alternates between being overly-dramatic and completely flat. The gameplay is simple but fun, all you do is gun down hordes of GIANT INSECTS with increasing absurd weapons ranging from actual military equipment to start to fucking killsats and giant mechs later on.

>> No.15711484

>>15711473
>>15711481
Scary.

>> No.15711485

I want to hug a Dullahan's head

>> No.15711488

>>15711401
It's human men.

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>>15711484

Just let the fear boner happen Anon

>> No.15711495

>>15711494
I don't want to, I don't like bug girls.

The only one I could stand to be around is the MGE Mantis.

>> No.15711499

>>15711473

>You will never ride on seltas queen-chans back and be launched at high speeds at her enemies

why live?

>> No.15711500

>>15711473
Shes gross! Nasty! Horrible waifu!

>> No.15711507

>>15711495
Not even the Mothman?

>> No.15711508

>you will never get a nursing handjob from a moth
Why live?

>> No.15711511

>>15711507
Especially not the moth

>> No.15711513 [DELETED] 

>>15711494
I hate spiders but that is a beautiful drawing.

>> No.15711519

Why are men so mean to bug girls?

>> No.15711521

>>15711519

Because they're gross!

>> No.15711523

>>15711519
because in this imperfect world of ours every bug girl I have to look at is what would have been something beautiful like a fox girl or dragon.

>> No.15711525

Zombies are the best because they can watch over you while you sleep

>> No.15711527

>>15711523
Bugs are just as pretty as foxes or dragons.

>> No.15711528
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15711528

I want to find weird monsters

>> No.15711533

How would a genki spider help me get over Arachnophobia

>> No.15711535

>>15711494
This would be so nice if it wasn't for the overly distinct nipples. I know how nipples and clothing interacts, and it's not like that.

>> No.15711539 [DELETED] 

>>15711528
I chuckled.

>> No.15711547
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>>15711527
You and I know thats not true

>> No.15711550

Reminder to not let your Zombie wife turn into a Wight or she'll leave you because she's too embarassed to be seen with a commoner like you.

>> No.15711561

>>15711535

I never noticed the nipples until you pointed them out.

>> No.15711562

How long can a Wight trick her husband that she is still a Zombie and needs tons of warmth cuddles

>> No.15711564

>>15711550
>Implying wights care
>Implying there aren't wights that act like lovey dovey, normal wives despite their new status

>> No.15711567
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>>15711460
Several days ago I dreamed I was a member for a morally ambiguous party of adventurers (some guy, a human girl, and I) who for some reason had to sneak into a city a shipment of a thousand swords, so we went for help to the setting's guild/union of evil adventurers so get the shipment hidden inside some wine-filled pots which for some reason had to be magically created around the swords.

So we consulted with the guild/union's attendant which happened to be a cute and very feminine minotaur with amazing legs who anyone else would had confused for a holstaurus model were I have not been in a dream and 100% sure of what was happening.

>> No.15711569

>>15711564
They don't.

>> No.15711573
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>>15711567
The thing with this cute minotaur is that she didn't have any clothes from the waist down, not even a short, sexy secretary miniskirt to go with her formal top. You might consider this perfectly normal considering that mino girls are often depicted pantless, with those strong, furred/furless legs of theirs, but within my dreams common sense dictated that she should have been wearing clothing like everyone else, which mean that she was actually a perverted exhibitionist who was definitely getting off on being seen practically naked, no only in public, but in her own work hours.

We (the party) could do nothing but nothing but unblinkingly stare at her naked crotch as we slowly leaned ever closer to her as we judged her and her amazing legs, while the minotaur was simply staring away with her face as red a as a tomato and her poker face about to explode from embarrassment. She was also for some reason lying sideways in front of us, as if she was posing to be painted like one of our french girls.

All good things must come to and end, of course so once my male partner and I started parting her legs apart with our hands our female partner started staring at us instead while sterninly telling us "NO".

And then I woke up.

>> No.15711579

>>15711562
Such things are beneath Wights.

>> No.15711583

>>15711569
Exactly! Wights don't care.

>>15711562
Until she lets her glowing claws show or when curses out an annoying neighbor that interrupts cuddling time.

>> No.15711585

>>15711564
Don't bite his bait anon. He's got a titanic hate on for Wights.

>> No.15711593

What if I want my wight waifu to keep her zombie proportions and just have white skin

>> No.15711594
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>>15711573
There was also this whole thing about the origin story of our party members which I had dreamed previously to this, but for obviously reasons the perverted cow-person caught my attention the most, so I cannot remember much before what I have already told you.

>> No.15711595

>>15711573

Anon, do you want to touch the cow?

>> No.15711596 [DELETED] 

>>15711583
>Wights don't care.
But they do, they don't want to be married to some filthy commoner. It makes them look bad.

Wights are shit and will dump you in a second to get with a man with a better economic and social status, Zombies will love you with all their heart.

>> No.15711598

>>15711561
Be more observant to the minute imperfections in life so you can forever be miserable properly.

>> No.15711603

What would a wight do if you told her you weren't good enough for her?

>> No.15711604

>>15711585
You know whats also titanic?
wight titties.

>> No.15711606

>>15711596
Who says Wights can't drink beer and watch Tales from the Crypt with their cute commoner husband?

>> No.15711608

>>15711603
Nonchalantly agree.

>> No.15711612

>>15711603
Wrap you up in a hug, stare you dead in the eyes, and tell you NEVER to say that again. You're her precious husband and you're worth her love.

>>15711604
Gonna motorboat 'em while she giggles!

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>>15711595
Yes, Anon. I really do.

>> No.15711619 [DELETED] 

>>15711603
Why tell her something she already knows?

>>15711606
Wights.

>> No.15711620

>>15711612
>Giggles.
I want a genki wight.

>> No.15711621

>>15711603
I can't even picture this scenario.

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>>15711617

I do too.

Why are moo cows so great?

>> No.15711633

>>15711619
Hey, how do you know that there aren't wights like that?

>> No.15711634

>>15711620
The best kind of Genki Wight is the kind that's Genki because of love.
Imagine her surprise hugging you and then assaulting you with kisses.

>> No.15711636

>>15711629
Because they are naturally soft.

>> No.15711642

>>15711629
That's some fine rump steak cooking in that sun.

>> No.15711643

>>15711634
Exactly.

Genki girls are the best, especially when they turn serious upon something happening to their husband.

>> No.15711647

Is it ok to dom your onee-san?

>> No.15711650

>>15711633
Because Wights are all the same.

>> No.15711651

I love all undead, but a harem would unfair to them

>> No.15711656

>>15711629
Because of free milk.

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>>15711636

The right amount of softness in all the right places.

Also lactation.

>>15711642

>you will never brand your name on your moofu's rump

>> No.15711660

>>15711647
Its fine.

>>15711657
Exactly, although I can tolerate a lot for a cute face.

>> No.15711666

>>15711650
Were they constantly memed on since they came out? Is all Wight talk just people saying the few same jokes over and over again? Are their fans obnoxious? Then how can you say all wights are the same?

>> No.15711667

>>15711567
>>15711573
>>15711594
>>15711617
I like cowgirls, but I don't like Crabs cowgirls.

>> No.15711668

Is it okay to tell you onee-san that incest is wrong

>> No.15711672

>>15711647
It's super wrong.

>>15711668
You'll just end up like >>15711240 after your discussion.

>> No.15711674

>>15711668
You can try!

>> No.15711687

>>15711647
More than ok. How is she to know he's growing to be dependable unless he uses her like an onahole?

>> No.15711691

>>15711672
>https://my.mixtape.moe/kxneyq.png
Nonsexual cuddles are fine

>> No.15711695

>>15711668
If you're trying to make her laugh.

>> No.15711696

>>15711666
Rich noble women are all the same.

They're not to be trusted.

>> No.15711697

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that onee-sans deserve pampering too.

>> No.15711701

>>15711691
>rance gets to cuddle with wock
Fuck me

>> No.15711707
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>>15711697
Even tiny ones?

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>>15711636
>>15711636
But I don't want soft cows!

I want, strong, healthy cows that give strong, healthy milk.

>> No.15711716

>>15711707

Yes, Especially if they're also clever.

>> No.15711718

>>15711707
Even the tiny ones.


>>15711709
I could go for either.
I could even go for the cow in your pick.
Wanna make a minotaur into a milkcow.

>> No.15711720

What about undead mice. are they nice

>> No.15711726
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>>15711720
Undead Hinezumi would be pretty neat.

>> No.15711735

>>15711726

Would a Hinezumi teach me how to fight so I can fend off those bullying me?

>> No.15711742
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15711742

>>15711401
There is nothing wrong with sexual hugs

>> No.15711745
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15711745

>>15711629
They just are, I'd rather use the energy I'd waste trying to figure out whey they're so great on loving one tenderly.

>> No.15711748

>>15711726
I wanna fight a titcow hinezumi who keeps getting her balance thrown off by her chest size.
Undead hinezumi having black flames would be cool

>> No.15711752

>>15711742
Would that Yeti believe me if I said I didn't want a hug

>> No.15711755

>>15711748
Wouldn't it make more sense for them to have ghostly white flames though?

>> No.15711760

>>15711755
Depends on how you want to play it.
White flames give a more ethereal feel while black flames are more of a 'negative energy' feeling.

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15711767

>>15711718
>Wanna make a minotaur into a milkcow.
And a milkcow into a minotaur. And both of those into breeding sows. and all of these at the same time.

>> No.15711784

>>15711767
Exactly!
Having a holst get strong and fit while her mino cousin gets soft and milky would be lovely.
Breeding would be mandatory and frequent.

>> No.15711801

>>15711784

But Holstaurus are for tender loving while Minotaurus are for sweaty wrestling sex

>> No.15711808

>>15711801
And they still will be.
The holst is just sporting a sixpack now and the minotaur looks like she's been bulking for a couple months.

>> No.15711813

>>15711767
I really like this image

>> No.15711826

>>15711813
Me too! Save it, it's all yours, my friend :)

>> No.15711840

>>15711826
You type like a faggot.

>> No.15711849

>>15711840
I'm pretty sure he's doing it on purpose, to mock you

>> No.15711866

>>15710328
Now I've got this urge to make one wear a cowbell and caress and squeeze her breasts until she begins lactating for real due to all the attention.

>> No.15711873

>>15711752
You never had a choice, violent, warm hugs are the only ending

>> No.15711882

Which MG has the best smell?

>> No.15711892

>>15711882
Gandharva

>> No.15711893

>>15711882
Oomukades

>> No.15711896

>>15711882
Floral Oomukade

>> No.15711901

>>15711882
Unwashed Oomukade

>> No.15711902

>>15711882
Eau de wendigo

>> No.15711903

>>15711882
Mice.

>> No.15711905

alp fuck off ree

>> No.15711909

>>15711882
An alp that was tied up and swabbed with a towel soaked in oomukade sweat

>> No.15711914

>>15711629
HAIRY EXPOSED VAGINA

>> No.15711918
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15711918

>"Awawawaawawawawawawa."

>"Awawawa, awawa, wa."

Anybody speak awawa? These two won't shut up about something.

>> No.15711927

>>15711918
I think they got stuck together.

>> No.15711928
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15711928

Would you be a human representative for your country if you had the chance?

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>>15711918
You can't learn awawa.

I'll be nice and translate for you this time.
>"Awawawaawawawawawawa."
"Come inside and don't pull out"
>"Awawawa, awawa, wa."
"Do me next"

>> No.15711937

>>15711918
I want to cuddle a Flow Kelp while lazily floating with her in a pool!

>> No.15711940

>>15711928
No, england sucks

>> No.15711949

>>15711914

That's just camel toe

>> No.15711964

>>15711949
It's quite clear that she isn't wearing a bottom.

>> No.15711965

FlowKelp sure are cute, shame I don't live near an ocean

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15711982

>>15711893
>>15711896
>>15711901
>>15711909
Am I missing something here? What about Oomukades make them smell good? I thought there whole thing was their venom was triggered by saliva.

>>15711882
To answer the question, I'd say Alraunes would smell the best.

>> No.15711986

>>15711918
They need subtitles to even understand one another.

>> No.15711997

>>15711982
Memes makes them smell nice.

>> No.15712006

>>15711982
Memeno mana made them develop special scent glands that drive certain men wild.

>> No.15712008

>>15711918
>have flowkelp imouto
>she comes into your room one day, visibly dried out
>"Onii-chan, can you fill up the bathtub so I can soak?"
>Sure, anything for your cute little sister
>after drawing the bath, she gets in and floats there with a dopey smile as you go back to your room
>a couple hours later she comes back to your room
>"O-Onii-chan, I think I stayed in too long."
>she's gone from slim and cute to plump and mature, like one of the women in those magazines under your bed
What do?

>> No.15712010

>>15711982
Seems like millipedes and centipedes get confused a lot.

>> No.15712011

>>15712008
More Water

>> No.15712016

>>15712008
Ask your mom.

>> No.15712022

>>15711965
You could always visit a beach and hope you find one washed up on shore, offer her a hand for her to latch onto and then carry her back with you.

>> No.15712026

Writefags how do you feel about more "modern" MGs. Something like a MG that's a lot more interested in relationships initially rather then after. I really loved how thunderbrother made it work in aviators.

>> No.15712056

>>15712008
Turn the heat up to dry her out?

>> No.15712059
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Wrestle the Cow

>> No.15712060
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>>15711882
I bet Hellhounds have a nice spicy smell. Like Cinnamon.

>> No.15712067

>>15712022
>visit a beach
unless there are Lake Flow Kelp, I won't see any

>> No.15712073

>>15712067
Well, there is lakeweed, but it doesn't grow as large as kelp does. Interpret that as you want.

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15712078

>>15712067
You never vacation on any coasts?

>> No.15712082

>>15712060
That hound looks like a boy

>> No.15712093

>>15712073
>loli Flow Kelp that can never grow beyond pettanko even when fully hydrated

>> No.15712103

>>15712093
Does it all go to her ass and hips instead?

>> No.15712106

>>15712078
The closest ocean is over 500 miles greatplains states sure are landlocekd

>> No.15712107

>>15712082
Don't be mean to tomboys.

>> No.15712111

>>15712011
>"Are you sure about this, Onii-chan?"
>assure her that you know what you're doing, handing her a pitcher full of water
>she hesistantly starts drinking it before suddenly chugging it all down
>her body plumps up a little more, but she starts to wobble next to you until she falls on top of you
>her kelp is wrapped around you and it's so sticky, it's almost impossible to pull off
>her face is really close to yours when she say "Ne, Onii-chan. I feel a little...funny."
>you try to pull away, but her kelp and thicc body is keeping you in place
>there's a wet spot forming on your crotch, and you're pretty sure it's from her
I don't think that's working

>> No.15712112
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15712112

I really wanna put my penis inside this horse.

>> No.15712119

>>15712111
Rub her back and tell her she's fine. Then try to get her more water.

>> No.15712127

>>15712119
Anon, at the point you've reached I think the only course of action that can occur is you dicking the thicc Flow Kelp.

>> No.15712129

>>15712073
Tomboy lakeweed sounds cool

>> No.15712133

>>15712127
But we still have those gallons of water to empty before the water guy comes to replace them tomorrow. Can't she do it for Onii-chan?

>> No.15712134

>>15712111
maybe now is the time to turn the heat up and make her normal

>> No.15712136

>>15712082
>>15712107
It's funny how I used to think tomboys were meh and now my waifu is one. Tomboys really are great, both as friend and lover.

>> No.15712140

>>15712133
Anon, you are physically stuck to her. Dick her until she dries out a bit and then give her the water in a more controlled environment.

>> No.15712145

>>15709970
>turn it into Rome in under an hour
I am now imagining Wurm senators sneaking out of the senate-meetings to attend orgies and bacchanals.

>> No.15712151

Why are Tomboy Monsters usual Tsundere?

>> No.15712157

>>15712151
>tsundere tomboys
Not in my head they're not. Tomboys should be all genki and shit.

>> No.15712159

>Flow kelp hugging you, putting your head between her breasts, gluing it there.

>> No.15712161

Is it wrong that I want a small gang of about 10 monstergirl delinquents to throw a sack over my head, throw me in the back of a car, drive me to their hideout and surprise me with a birthday party because I'm dating them?

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>>15712136
Tomboys are objectively the best, after all.

>> No.15712166

>>15712157
I prefer the "rowdy tease" sort of tomboy.
Especially if they're the type that can dish out the flirting, but can't take it.

>> No.15712169

>>15712151
I'm fine with Tsundere

>> No.15712170

>>15712161
Dating a whole gang? I guess you're just a slut, huh?

>> No.15712173
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15712173

The recent mention of lilims got me thinking. Apart from Druella, the one on the lilim entry, Mari, and Ilassa, are there other designs of lilims? Suddenly I'm intrigued on how different they can be from one another.

>> No.15712174

>>15712112
Is there even a place where Anon doesn't want to put his penis in?

>> No.15712176

>>15712140
But if I dick her she dries out, isn't that against my goals here?

>> No.15712180

>>15710002
You better make sure she doesn't survive then. Imagine if she comes to, bleeding, the life in her belly snuffed, her home blown to smithereens and her beloved dead.

She'd destroy the world. And you'd have to look on from the afterlife, knowing you alone could have prevented this.

>> No.15712184

>>15712173
I can make up some Lilim OCs on the fly if you want. I can guarantee they will be at least 3 or 4 out of 10.

>> No.15712185

>>15712157
I like my tomboys confident and with a big smile in her face at all times.

>> No.15712188

>>15712173
I'm sure it isn't hard to google monster girl encyclopedia fanfiction and find all of the lilim donut steel monstersonas you could ever want.

>> No.15712191

>>15712184
>>15712188
When I said designs I obviously meant somewhat decent drawfaggotry

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>>15712174
NO

>> No.15712197
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>>15712166
Tomboys tend to be all too often portrayed as shy when it comes to their feelings. I want a tomboy who is totally blunt, and forward about how they feel, the kind who will tell you to go out with them instead of asking, and openly flirt with you, making you feel flustered instead.

>> No.15712198

>>15712194
Does Saitama even have a sex-drive?

>> No.15712200

>>15712173
I recall reading somewhere that the Queen of Hearts is a Lilim and she looks like a loli.

>> No.15712203

>>15712170
A bit.
Love them all the same though.
Smug delinquent girls can be surprisingly cute.

>>15712194
Genos would do that if he was a chick, wouldn't he?

>> No.15712206

>>15712198
One pump man.

>> No.15712208

>>15712197
Exactly. The kind of tomboy who'd make sure you have a good look at her cleavage when she talks to you, and who makes sure she's eating her food erotically when she knows you're looking.

>> No.15712209

>>15712198
https://exhentai.org/g/966141/d39e7bf9a5/

>> No.15712210

>>15712191
I mean, Lilims just look like basic demon girls anyway. Plenty of that to go around for sure.

>> No.15712217

>>15712191
>>15712173
AFAIK there hasn't been any other OC lilims drawn aside from that one shy one Maritan did as a one-off

>> No.15712218

>>15712203
>wouldn't he?
Absolutely.

>> No.15712222

>>15712203
>Genos would do that if he was a chick, wouldn't he?

Genos's body is like 90% robot anyways, he would do that now if it meant figuring out Saitama's secret or getting stronger to get revenge on whatshisface.

>> No.15712237

What monster can't be Tsundere

>> No.15712240

>>15712208

What about average tomboys who don't think they're as pretty as the other girls?

>> No.15712243

>>15712134
>not wanting to sully your flow kelp sister's innocence yet, you begin flailing wildly in search of anything you can use to pry her off of you
>your hand finally lands on the remote for the air conditioner
>that's not gonna-
>wait! you laughed when the hellhound saleswoman emphasized that special feature for when you wanted things "hot and heavy," but now it's your saving grace
>you set the heater to the lava golem setting and press the button
>in seconds, the room feels like an oven. although, with all the perspiring she's doing, it's starting to be more like a sauna
>before long, your imouto's kelp unsticks and her body shrinks back to it's original form
>she collapses from exhaustion and you princess carry her to your bed to let her rest
>you should probably keep an eye on her while she bathes from now on

>> No.15712245

>>15712237
Matango, probably all the Slimes.

>> No.15712252

>>15712243
with all that sweat she might be salty because you denied her

>> No.15712257

>>15712237
All of the monsters with the "simple" disposition.

>> No.15712267

>>15712240
Tomboys that aren't sure if they can get the guy or not are really great.

>> No.15712269

>>15712173
>are there other designs of lilims
Nothing official or popular.
>Suddenly I'm intrigued on how different they can be from one another.
KC did mention the possibility for Lilim with features of monsters such as werewolves or various insect girls.
Then you have the Queen of Hearts, a perma-loli Lilim due her Alice traits.

>> No.15712278

Daily reminder that Kobolds are man's best friends.

>> No.15712299

>>15712208
I'm reminded of a page from a manga I saw, dunno what manga, but a tall girl with short hair smiling happily while walking down a hall at school with a flustered boy much shorter than her.

I want to see that but with a Hellhound.

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>>15712267
a tomboy that is really flirtatious and forward with you but doubts herself when it comes to actually asking/telling you out on a date are really nice

the way her face would light up when she works up the courage to ask you out and you say yes would be beautiful

>> No.15712319

>>15712302
You know what must be extra fun? When you and her are almost together, but when she finally starts to confess, you cut her off and do it instead.

>> No.15712321
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15712321

>>15712237
Kikis, maybe?

>"I insist that the relationship between you and I stays entirely professional, Master."

>> No.15712325

>>15712319
>you cut her off and do it instead.
She'd probably get mad pissed.

>> No.15712331

>>15712302
A tomboy who thinks you only like girly girls so she starts dressing and acting more girly only for you to tell her you loved her just the way she was

>> No.15712334

>>15712325
Just apologize and say that you love her so much, you couldn't wait for her to finish stuttering.
Then when she snaps and attacks you, just hug that cute tomboy who is so happy she doesn't even know how to react.

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15712338

>>15712321
Now that im looking at it, her uniform is awfully close to the Shog profile uniform.

>> No.15712341

>>15712325

Would she be competitive and have to be the first at everything? Cause on a girl that's kinda cute.

My brother did that when we were younger. Everything was a race and he always had to be first. Now I feel like I'm never good enough for anything and always feel like a failure. Not sure if there's a causation there.

>> No.15712344

Kikis belong in jail.

>> No.15712348

>>15712321
But isn't Provision of Spirit Energy a standard term of MGC Maid Agency's employment contracts? So not only are your sexual acts with the Kiki entirely professional, you are contractually obliged to do so!

>you will never pound your Kiki maid from behind while she has an emotionless expression

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>>15712331
>she will never preform herculean feats of strength to showcase her muscles in the most erotic strongman competition ever she was the only one qualified to enter to compete for your heart

>> No.15712351

>>15712344
Why?

>> No.15712353

>>15712348
She could ask for that part to be removed from the contract, even if her superior will give her a dirty look for doing it

>> No.15712359
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15712359

>>15712344

But they're the sheriff

>> No.15712360

How would monsters change the greek myths?

>> No.15712363

>>15712360
Not much, there's already a whole lotta fucking there.

>> No.15712364
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>>15712217
You mean this cute little thing? Or the older one with glasses.
I made more than one lilim here and there.

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15712365

>>15712344
Careful. They might hear you.

>> No.15712366

>>15712359
>I fucked the sheriff

>But I didn't fuck no deputy

>> No.15712369

>>15712360
All those monsters like Medusa and the Manticore that got killed? they win and claim their husband instead.

>> No.15712370

>>15712360
Tiresias alps and doesn't change back.

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15712376

>>15708777
>Deerfu
>Probably smells like pine and apples
>Barb giving her amazing ZR
>MFW the Snowman is Deadfag inside of me is awakening
>And he's hungry

>> No.15712380

>>15712364
The glasses one. That one doesn't quite scream lilim to me for some reason

>> No.15712385

>>15712359

And that we're frozen out here and that we're in there. And I just remembered we're out here.

>> No.15712387

>>15712360
>Nobody raped me

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>>15712209
U-Unf. Oh god.

>> No.15712393

>>15712364
Gonna headpat that Lilim
Gonna spoil that Lilim

>> No.15712398

>>15712393
Stop, it's a trap!

>> No.15712402

>>15712364
Wanna hug that Lilim so bad!
I'll be fine, I'd be dating one of her sisters.

>> No.15712406

>>15712398
Silly Anonymous. I have highened my senses to be able to sense a trap from a mile away. And my senses indicate that set Lilim is harmless!
Now sit back and watch as I headpat this Lilim and spoil her with milk and cookies, and bask at how incorrect you will be

>> No.15712421

>>15712350
I wish Hellhound were real. Wans are too perfect.

>> No.15712432

>>15712421
Fun fact: grown Hellhounds are incapable of "wan", they can only growl or howl.

>> No.15712433

What would the DL do if her son alp'd?

>> No.15712435

>>15712433
That implies the Demon Lord can conceive 1) humans and 2) males.

She's the fucking Demon Lord.

>> No.15712438

>>15712433
Love her anyways with all her heart

Just kidding it'll never be possible for her to make a son

>> No.15712443

Which monstergirl has the sexiest eyes?

>> No.15712449
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15712449

>>15712421
same, anon. same

>> No.15712451

>>15712443
Gazer.

They are shaped like tentacles, which are inherently sexual due to their phallic resemblance to donger.

>> No.15712453

>>15712443
A vampire oomukade using her space ripper stinky eyes

>> No.15712455

>>15712453
>stinky
Alp, I'm going to rip off your toenails.

>> No.15712459

>>15712453
Too bad Dio never used it again once he took over JonTron's body.

>> No.15712462

>>15712451
You're making it sound hella gay, anon.

>> No.15712464

>>15712443
Monoeyes have the sexiest Eye

>> No.15712465

>>15712432
I want to go camping with a Hellhound and hear her bowl at the moon!

>> No.15712467

>>15712462
Why would it be gay if they're on a woman? Unless you're a girl too.

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15712468

>>15712443
I wonder.

Honorable mention to Shoggoth, if those glowing orbs are indeed eyes.

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15712474

>>15712462

Nothing wrong with wanting your boy holes used by some lady tentacles.

>> No.15712480

>>15712474
While I love this type of thing, I'm going to ask you not to bring it up in this thread.

>> No.15712481
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>>15712474
No Order soldier should be fucking around any water surface in fucking CHAIN MAIL. What do they expect to happen!?

>> No.15712489

>>15712480
Uh ohhhh it's the thread police, talking about what fetish you can't and can't bring up.

>> No.15712490

>>15705015
That just looks like a girl in her spooder bio armor.

>> No.15712495

>>15712489
>thread police
You KNOW it's going to start a shitstorm.

>> No.15712496

>>15712480

It's okay Anon

She paid the Troll Toll

>> No.15712497

>>15712489
You have to at least try to be subtle.

>> No.15712501

>>15712496
You're missing a sticker. Five dollars.

>> No.15712510

>>15712495
There is literally nothing wrong with assplay, why would people get butthurt over it.

I mean obviously the homophobes who think dudes kissing dudes is 'gross' and 'an aberration to God's word' but who cares about the American South.

>> No.15712516

>>15712174
human girls

>> No.15712519

Just don't respond.

>> No.15712521
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Anyone got that mini-comic with the teacher guy in a school full of (fluffy) monstergirls?

>> No.15712522

How do monsters actual powers act Chuuni?

>> No.15712525

>>15712522
There's plenty of things that still aren't real, like The Organization.

>> No.15712527
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15712527

>"Anon, I have perfected the fish bait so I can cause feeding frenzies among my aquatic peasants! Would you like to join me in riling these marine girls up with meager scraps?"

>> No.15712531

>>15712527
That sounds mean. But you look crunchy.

>> No.15712533

>>15712522
Chuuni Succubi are still a thing

>> No.15712534
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>>15712522
They act as if their monstrous transformations were a gift from god, polymorph frilly outfits on demand, give weird names to their attacks when it isn't necessary, do silly poses, and just ham it up to the point that even children cringe.

>> No.15712536

>>15712527
k.

>> No.15712538

>>15712348
This sounds like something out of Invasion of the Body Snatchers

>> No.15712539

>>15712527
What have I told you about your tyrant tendencies? If you wont distribute the food properly, I'll have to tug on your twintails again.

>> No.15712543
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>>15712521
This?
https://exhentai.org/g/719007/d3bc7c2d82/

>> No.15712547

>>15712527
Thanks, but I already accepted the same proposal from another girl that doesn't have a weird looking seahorse body.

>> No.15712554

>>15712533
I want a Chuuni Succubus girlfriend who mellows out with age.
Then I can tease her with how embarrassing she acted during high school.

>> No.15712558

>>15712527
Her design is starting to grow on me, sea horse parts included and I'm sure her profile will be great

>>15712539
Hey! She's a sea goddess, you can't just disrespect her like that!

>> No.15712562

>>15712527

Seriously, how do you have sex with this thing? It just looks like it would be painful.

>> No.15712565

>>15712562
Well she's a Big Girl.

>> No.15712570

>>15712562
Same way you fuck a dragon, soldier beetle, or any other pointy girl.
With DE.

>> No.15712572

>>15712558
She needs a firm hand to reign in her swollen pride. She has a tendency to get carried away with the whole "off with their head" shtick.

>> No.15712574

>>15705256
Giving me a head massage, I feel like Zeus when Athena was trying to escape his sex addled brains.

>> No.15712578

>>15705370
I guess you can call yourself Spider-Man.

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So what Dragon girls were in this book? I don't recall any ever being posted. I hope the Japanese are better at making OCs then we are.

http://i.imgur.com/O9n2wrM.png

>> No.15712589

>>15712578
But I don't want to have upside-down kisses with black MJ!

>> No.15712604
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>>15712583
There's this beauty.

>> No.15712606
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15712606

Hey, dig the wax outta your ears and come sit with me over here! These 2 liters of scotch ain't drinking themselves. What, you don't think the sheriff should be drinking at Bar Brawl Babe Central when there's justice to swerve...? Let me tell ya a story that happened in this very same bar, sit down now.
Good boy.

Couple of months back, this dashin' little troublemaker walked in here, acting like he owned the place. Swooces next to me, on that stool... where there WAS a stool back then... starts flattering me, trying to put on the moves. I tell him 'sonny, you're five years too early and I'm three whiskeys too sober for this head-scratchy chin-rubby mambo of yours'. I wasn't playing ball, what do you think I am? Some kinda easy-come easy-go bim-bo? I guess the pink hair ain't a very good canvas, huh.

Anyway, the fella says he's not staying long, he's with a convoy for a few days and asks me to the nearest barn to crash into... fancies himself a suave bandito too, offers me a roll in the hay. Well, I smack him on the back of the head and knock his hat right off. Says he was just jesting, but all of you outsiders walk into a monster bar and think 'I can get laid with any of these kittens and bitches no-probs'. Don't you~?

After a few minutes more of shooting the shit, he makes an offhand remark and turns to leave the saloon... sadly for him, the remark was about the dog-eat-dog world. A rookie mistake when that cunt Alicia McGreggor is around. Her wolf ears perk up across the bar, she hides her face behind her poker hand... a full house, by the way, don't ask me how I remember that but don't remember how many points my badge has.

So the eyepatched wolf rolls a bottle through the floor into the bandito's path. He tumbles for a moment. The back of his head hits the floor so hard, and the entire bar goes silent, except for Alicia's chair that creaks back from her exertion. Wait... oooh, you don't know? I guess fresh meat like yourself wouldn't. The bar's always had aaaa... how do I put it...? I guess... 'Three second rule.'

>> No.15712611

>>15712606
I'm confused. How'd I end up in Texas?

>> No.15712612

What would your favorite species do if they heard a little boy scream

>> No.15712616

>>15712604
Step aside old washed up vanilla Dragon profile, here is the new representative of the Dragon species

>> No.15712618

>>15712606
Kitten, you know I saw that. I'm the bartender, and you've had a few too many, again. Also pay your damn tab, its been months now.

>> No.15712620

>>15712612
The "Kyaa I'm being sexually bullied" kind or the blood-curdling "I'm in mortal danger" kind?

>> No.15712622

>>15712604
>>15712616
See, this is what I'm talking about.

I wish the wiki was a bit more organized in this aspect, there are a lot of official variations in individuals of a species. It'd be nice to keep track of them all.

I still wanna know the rest of the Dragons in the book though.

>> No.15712624

>>15712620
either/or

>> No.15712634

>>15712624
Well the first is met with a low "ufufu" that has raw sexuality oozing off it. And the second is met with a legion of the dead scouring the land for the boy and whatever threatens him. Nothing will escape, the birds will be turned into her eyes, the billions of dead insects her ears on the ground, no stone left un-turned, no path left un-tread until she locates them.

>> No.15712643

>>15712622
The wiki is sadly following MGR's beta example and not posting any of the new book material until it's been released on KC's website. AKA wait a month+

>> No.15712648

>>15712643
Did you stop to think that may be related to being respectful? I mean people bought KC's stuff, if he wants to wait before posting it on his website then other people can follow that example.

>> No.15712657

>>15712643

They do that out of respecting the artist's wishes and building a positive relationship. Both MGR and MGEWiki have people who are in regular contact with KC and exet, which probably wouldn't happen if KC told the western fans to fuck off.

>> No.15712665

>>15712643
>>15712648
I wasn't referring to that though, I was talking about stuff like listing individuals of species on a species page. Instead of just making individual characters a page identical to species Monster Girls (that ruins random rolls occasionally).

The Wikia pages need a major overhaul in general.

>> No.15712673

>>15712665
Doing that would require actual effort instead of horribly RP'ing though.

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>Aww, who's an adowable widdle babby in a basket? I'm your mommy now!
It seems that your Sargon of Akkad/Moses story has led you into the loving embrace of an Apophis down the river. Will you be able to grow up to be a warrior and remove Pharaoh?

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15712710

http://i.imgur.com/Q9sPbRm.png

Insert all the fire puns
All of them.

>> No.15712712

>>15712710
Smokin'!

>> No.15712713

>>15712707
I'd rather lead my people out of captivity

>> No.15712715

>>15712710
>http://i.imgur.com/Q9sPbRm.png

The hottest hot dog

>> No.15712716

>>15712713
That would imply getting your foreskin cut off with a rock.

>> No.15712723
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15712723

All these new girls look like they would be the boss of a dungeon.

>> No.15712724

>>15712710
She's pretty cool.

Wait. Shit.

>> No.15712726

>>15712707
>Will you be able to grow up to be a warrior and remove Pharaoh?
...But it was Apophis the one who found men not Pharaoh's mother.

If anything I should be freeing my people from Apophis' daughter's rule.

>> No.15712727

>>15712710
Hopefully, she's not a firecrotch

>> No.15712729

Could you Purify a darkslime making her nice and giving her a halo?

>> No.15712730

>>15712723
That skeletal arm is pretty spoopy. Please tell me the husband isn't in there or the skull.

>> No.15712731

>>15712710
pointy

>> No.15712740

>>15712723
>LF1M Cursed Dojo

>> No.15712833
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15712833

>So what are we gunna make today, boss?

>> No.15712837

>>15712833
I wonder what kind of cash they keep in a monster bank

>> No.15712840

>>15712833
A Weather Dominator!

Whoever controls the weather controls the world!

>> No.15712842

>>15712726
Your mom left you in a basket and sent you down the river. Apophis found you. Why would you remove Apophis?

>> No.15712844

>>15712833
A machine that goes PING

>> No.15712846

You can have a monster childhood friend while also never fucking her

>> No.15712850

>>15712723
Even Umi Osho, Trumpart, and White Horn?

>> No.15712851

>>15712833
I want to see a Gremlin with her goggles on!

>> No.15712861

So if you have poor eyes could your shog best friend make contacts to improve your vision?

>> No.15712863

>>15712850
Na probably not.

They'd be sensei, disposable minion and friendly respectively.

>> No.15712865

>>15712861
She could also put little nano-shoggs in your optical nerve so you wouldn't need contacts.

>> No.15712867

>>15712846
Yes, by becoming an Alp.

>> No.15712871

>>15712865
But that seems like a lot of extra work for her

>> No.15712873

>>15712861
Sure your eyes would be "better" if you forget the eldritch abominations you can now see, or the fact that she will see everything you see. Every time you stare at another monster she can poke your eye making sure you only look at her

>> No.15712874

>>15712871
Not at all! It helps seeing what you see and knowing if you're watching porn or not. It soothes her mind to be certain.

>> No.15712879

>>15712867
Or having an older sis

>> No.15712884

>>15712874
>>15712873
Why would a friend care about the porn I watch

>> No.15712890

>>15712884
Sharing is caring. What girl doesn't dream of being able to masturbate in synchronization with the boy next door?

>> No.15712891

>>15712884
If she controls what you can see she could probably make all porn you watch transmit into your brain as you and her fucking instead

>> No.15712898

>>15712890
>masturbate in synchronization
That's very lewd, I might just stick with glasses

>> No.15712903

>>15712898
It's fine, she'll just do your laundry then.

>> No.15712913

Is it safe to sleep inside a shog?

>> No.15712915

>>15712913
What danger could there possibly be?

>> No.15712918

>>15712913
Yes, but do not hog the shog.

>> No.15712921

>>15712833
Sauce?

>> No.15712922

>>15712918
You definitely should hog the shog, what the fuck are you saying?

>> No.15712923

>>15712922
If you hog the shog, you'll reap what you sow.

>> No.15712925

Which two monsters would make the best buddy cop movie

>> No.15712926

>>15712923
Better than sharing the shog.

>> No.15712930

>>15712925
Kiki and Shog, the plot is them busting a devilbug gang

>> No.15712935

>>15712925
Hellhound & Holst. One is a hot-headed troublemaking loose cannon, the other the by-the-books diplomatic mother-figure!
AND TOGETHER THEY FIGHT CRIME!

>> No.15712945

>>15712935
And the holst is the loose cannon, right?

>> No.15712952

>>15712945
Only when she sees red. And her partner is always red.
IT'S MAD COW TIME, CREEPS!

>> No.15712955

What happens to the fathers that get raped by their daughteru

>> No.15712957

>>15712952
>Holst is driving
>red lights
>I'LL MOO 'EM DOWN!

>> No.15712966

>>15712957
I didn't even consider that. Imaign al the bovine road rage
>Red stop sign
>"FUCK YOU ILL STOP WHEN I WANT TO"

>> No.15712968

>>15712930
I think they'd have some tension, mostly about the chief.
>Kikimora goes to the chief's home when he's at work
>Runs into her Shoggoth partner
>"Elizabeth."
>"Y'zylka."
>"What's that you have there?"
>"Nothing. A pillow."
>"A pillow filled with your feathers, I presume?"
>"Shut up. What about you? What's that?"
>"A blanket, what about it?"
>"Is it made out of you?"
>"No. Maybe. Who wants to know?"

>> No.15712970

>>15712966
>STOP? YOU CAN'T STOP THE STAMPEDE!

>> No.15712982

>>15712968
That lucky Chief will have Bigamy end. Unless they learn he has a devilbug fetish

>> No.15712984

>>15712970
>Red warning sign noting you that you should drive carefully as the area was prone to landslides
>"WARNING? DID THEY WARN YOU ABOUT ME, MOTHERFUCKER?"
>Slams the pedal to the metal
>You don't let your wife drive anymore.

>> No.15712989

>>15712966
>"You gotta testify for me Billy! McGarnagle!"
>"Yes Ma'am..."
>"Well McGarnagle, Billy has been RAPED! Pounded his pelvis to a fine dust!"
>"Hey! I'm tryin' to eat lunch here!"

>> No.15712990

I want a shoggoth maid and a kiki maid, but i want to make my own things and clean the house myself.

>> No.15712991

>>15712833
>2 pieces of art already
I'm so glad that Gremlin is getting the love she deserves.

>> No.15712992

>>15712968
I like their names anon, Elizabeth really is a good name for a shog

>> No.15713001

>>15712945
How would the hellhound try and reign in the MAD COW?

>> No.15713015

>>15713001
Just cover her eyes

>> No.15713029

>>15713015
>Holst officer constantly wears a Judge Dredd -style helmet to filter off colors

>> No.15713041

I agree that it might be racist but necessary to have a ban on cows driving vehicles.

>> No.15713050

>>15713041
Unless MGC has different traffic lights.

>> No.15713055

>>15713029
>Feared by all the criminal organisations because when she is taken to violent scenes or firefights, she doesn't bring her helmet.
>Far too many have fallen as a result of shedding blood before her.

>> No.15713058

>>15713041
Please explain to Hot-Head Holst how taking her license away is going to improve public safety.

>> No.15713068

What genre of music would your waifu like?

>> No.15713072

>>15713068
The music of the great outdoors. Also Rainbow.

>> No.15713081

>>15713058
well you see mam, its illegal for you to drive.

yes that means you will either go to jail or you can choose the super expensive cow re-education course for Hayward drivers (tanuki incorporated). for which you will need to buy these new special color filtered goggles. that need to be made by brushy tails, as stated by the new legislation pushed through by judge gold brows.

but i dont think you can afford that "smirks"

>> No.15713082

>>15713058
She wouldn't break the law would she?

>> No.15713090

>>15713081
>>15713082
Alright buster, you can cry till the cow comes home but that ain't gonna stop her from fighting her dairy fight against crime, and she'll ride a damn segway if you don't give enough of a hoof to let her grab crime by the horns in her car!

>> No.15713094

>>15713090
>she'll ride a damn segway
Demoted to mallcop how sad

>> No.15713100

What happens to a tanuki in her edgy teenage phase that tells her mom that communism is right

>> No.15713102

>>15713090
She can have a really shitty, crumply bike. That way she only gets herself killed when she rushes through a set of lights.

>> No.15713105

>>15713100
She'll end up friends with the king of Sweden.
>>15713102
>wanting one of the few good cops to die
Such is life in MGC.

>> No.15713106

>>15713100
She gets the G

>> No.15713114

Would you trust a Mindflayer if she looked like a Kiki?

>> No.15713118

>>15713100
Kickouted and disinherited, she would be one of the few poor tanukies struggling on the streets

>> No.15713126

>>15713114
Would she clean my dirty mind?

>> No.15713141

>>15713100
give away all her stuff to people she hates, then tell her to try and get it back. whatever means necessary.

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Monster twister is the best party game

>> No.15713156

>>15713147
Seems slimy.

>> No.15713163

>>15713118
The only good kind of tanuki. She loves money because she needs it, not because she wants it. Frugally saves up every penny, and beams with the might of a thousand suns when you hand her her paycheck.

>You'll never own a small two story shop, your home above, your bakery below
>You'll never take a homeless tanuki into your home and offer her a job and home
>You'll never see dat smile when you give her her week's pay
>You'll never cum balls deep in her and whisper that you'll give her a raise from employee and girlfriend to co-owner and mother
>You'll never feel her pussy writhe as orgasm shakes her

>> No.15713164

>>15712833
So. Is Gremlin a Wan or a Nyan?

>> No.15713169
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>>15713164
A nyan. I wonder why Japan makes gremlins look cat-like, regardless of franchise.

Has MGE mentioned how large the gremlin is? Seems like she's a cocksock.

>> No.15713171

>>15713164
Whahaha

>> No.15713175

>>15713169
Yeah I was expecting her to be a green little imp-like thing, not a cat girl in a mech.

>> No.15713182

>>15713169
Looks Baphomet size to me.

>> No.15713184

>>15713171
No goblim cackling

>> No.15713185

>>15713147
I want to play this with a group of lewd monkeys

>> No.15713188

>>15713164
Neither

>>15713169
They look on the shorter side, but not loli-level of short and you can probably find some tall busty ones

Man, I'd kill for a stacked Gremlin with tits so big she can't zip up her suit

>> No.15713190

>>15713185
You need a new spinner for their tails

>> No.15713212
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Your senpai at the dojo is cheeky because she's so much better than you. Should you become a villain or just drug her food and bang her?

>> No.15713217 [DELETED] 

>>15712723
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
*grabs you by the balls and rapes you*
Pshh nothin personel kid

>> No.15713226

>>15713212
Where is the fight honorably option?

>> No.15713227

>>15712844
Jesus Anon, you're playing god here

>> No.15713230

>>15713212
I'll do it the honorable way by going through a training montage to become able to catch her tail

And once I have a solid grasp on her tail, here comes the sexual domination

>> No.15713231

>>15713226
It's what you've been doing, and it's what has led to this sorry state.
>>15713227
You say that now, but once it's done it'll be like having your own mother in a box with you!

>> No.15713233

>>15713230
That's not a space monkey, that's just a monkey.

>> No.15713237

>>15713233
Oh right, that doesn't work on regular monkeys... It should

I can still hope that she will act it out

>> No.15713254

>>15713237
kek

would be pretty funny if it worked on normal monkeys.

like cats that get a clamp on their necks and just fucking freeze.

>> No.15713270

>>15712833
a baby

>> No.15713277

>>15713270
RoboBaby?

>> No.15713281

>>15713277
>hose the Gremlin

>> No.15713313

>>15713277
a gremlin baby

>> No.15713316

>>15713270
I'm sure KC will put in a cheesy line in her profile about a child being the Gremlin's ultimate creation

>> No.15713412
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15713412

I had this idea once about a gnome that enjoys both creation and destruction as is all "the path of nature."

I wonder how far you could take stories with somewhat insane spirits?

>> No.15713427

>>15713412
>Gnomes goes to a village riddled with famine and diseases
>Makes it a natural paradise filled with food
>She then goes to a big city
>Causes an earthquake that destroys half the buildings
>Such is the path of nature

>> No.15713439

>>15713412
>>15713427
"the path of nature" sounds like a religious cult in a game.

>> No.15713445

>>15713313
you remind me of the babe

>> No.15713470

>>15713412
If you cum on top of a Gnome, will stuff grow out of her?

>> No.15713531

>>15713470
Hair will grow.

>> No.15713536

>>15712833
Goddamn I want to grief her lab and rape her while she panics. I hate her so much.

>> No.15713539

>>15713316
>KC will put in a cheesy line in her profile about a child being the Gremlin's ultimate creation
CUTE/10

>> No.15713545

>>15713147
Remember that if you play twister with your top five girl you will have to marry all of them.

>> No.15713555

>>15713427
I wonder how the other spirits would work?
>Sylph that blows wind turbines and destroys things with tornados
>undine that drains wells and creates rivers
cant thing of one of ignis

>> No.15713562

>>15713555
Fire itself is already both a destroyer and creator. Some trees need fire to seed.

>> No.15713563

>>15713531
technically speaking, would that hair be your daughteru?

>> No.15713571

>>15713555
Some forests have controlled burns, and fires are required for some trees to seed, especially the Giant Sequoia tree.
And then you have the current issue in California.

>> No.15713572

>>15713563
There is a chance it might be. Gnomes are strange things.

>> No.15713588

>>15713412
Does she shout "Rules of nature!" before smashing things?

>> No.15713593

Accidentally stepped on kitsune gf's tail. She still won't talk to me, what do?

>> No.15713601

>>15713593
In the long run, pay more attention. In the short run, grovel.

>> No.15713603

>>15713593
Offer her fried tofu udon, or alternatively liver.

>> No.15713605

>>15713593
Give her the B.

>> No.15713611
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>>15713555
>undine that drains wells and creates rivers
" ~ That's a nice dam you've got there ~ artificially blocking the river ~ "
" ~ It would be a shame if something were to ~ ~ ~ happen to it ~ "

>> No.15713626

>>15713611
>Spirits going terrorist in human lands for the sake of nature
That would be actually terrifying, having lo live a forced naturist/nomad/tribal life because if you try to improve it a spirit will come and destroy it.

>> No.15713635

>>15711404
Whoever might this be? Please do tell.

>> No.15713644

>>15713626
Look, all you gotta do is give the one that is water, summa dat cheddar the dam be makin'. She's clearly playin' the protection racket, and ain't nothin stopping an elemental short of a military arcane platoon.

>> No.15713655

>>15713626
Alternatively, one could start a settlement in a wasteland, where there's little to no chance of an elemental being there.
Then, by using some ingenuity, you could improve the wasteland to your liking and make it less wasteland-ish.

>> No.15713656

>>15713626
Appease the spirits, gain blessings. Food grows well, no famine, no need to pollute world with pesticides.

Don't fuck up a river, your village gains a well that will always have the most pure of waters that will never run out.

Don't fuck with forests and have a buncha nature spirits haul a shit tin of lumber out of the woods every month for your use.

I wonder what a world like that would be like.

>> No.15713660

>>15713655
What do you do when you run across a sickly, barren earth elemental?

>> No.15713668

>>15713656
Or you go the easy route, get one of the villager to become an elementalist
Have the spirits get corrupted
Let the elementalist and his waifus go at all day long

And there you go, perfect landscape, sure mamono mana will corrupt everyone but who cares

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>>15713626
> elemental startin' shit and forcing mankind to live in a pastoral stare
> go on a quest to not!Egypt, finger a few Khepris, get a big bucket of concentrated black demonic energy
> come back home, dump it in the lake
> elemental stops being a weird diffuse form of nature and gets trapped in a humanoid body
> she's confused, disorientated, and filled with lusty emotions she doesn't even have names for
> bully her with your dick until she agrees to be good
And that is how you deal with an uppity elemental

>> No.15713680

>>15713668
The landscape wouldn't change tho

>> No.15713692

>>15713656
Rotting logs makes for shitty building material. It's the mud-hut life for prancing hippies. Enjoy the Gnome pseudo-vore.

>> No.15713701

>>15713660
Wow, what WOULD I do?
On one hand, my conscience would try to prevent me from leaving her alone, so I would end up nursing her back to health somehow. She'd probably end up being grateful for that.
On the other hand, she might end up on the slippery slope and become uppity and controlling like the others.
I dunno, man.

>> No.15713710

>>15713656
It wouldn't process very much. You have to fuck up the environment if you want any advanced technology or infrastructure.

>> No.15713721

>>15713692
>Rotting logs makes for shitty building material.
>implying
Spirits aren't stupid anon. As with all things, there must be a balance. They skimp on the trade and give you shitty resources, they get their forests burnt. Every one learned this the hard way.

>>15713701
I think the best course of action is to woo her. Her health is the land's health, and if you make her a goddess she might become uppity and controlling. But if you make her a wife? She may just relax into a married lifestyle, maintain the land and let equilibrium rein.

>>15713710
How does advanced tech rely on fucking with nature? And as for infrastructure, I'm pretty ignorant on that front, but what you need is a water supply, power grid, and roads right?

>> No.15713739

>>15713068
>no hellhound waifu to go to punk shows with

>> No.15713740

>>15713721
I'm talking large scale tech, Post industrial. You need raw materials, like wood or metals which you get from logging for mining. You need power for the factories, power plants cause pollution. One you're done making whatever it is, there could be pollution caused by production or waste which goes to a landfill. Then you have to ship it to the stores

>> No.15713753

>>15713721
Wooing her would probably be the best action. It'd also be relatively easy, since we might start getting attracted to each other during the healing process.
Also, I'd end up with a beautiful earth elemental wife, which is always a good thing.

In terms of infrastructure, you're gonna have to make room for a power grid and sewer system somehow, along with paving over the grass and dirt for the roads.

>> No.15713761

>>15713740
>wood
I'm sure a healthy dryad can produce a buncha wood for you to harvest.
>metals
Just ask a gnome to push the shiny rocks up to the surface, work with a lava golem to process it
>power plants
What about wind turbines and water turbines? With active co-operation from nature itself, I'm sure power isn't an issue.
>waste which goes to a landfill
Have a gnome bury it deep under the earth. There's enough room and it will all return to her, give or take a few thousand years.
>Shipping
Perhaps vehicles could run on alternate sources of energy like mana crystals.

>>15713753
How do leylines work? Can you shape and move them? Do they cover the earth and could they substitute a power grid? I have no answers for sewage though. And I don't think you'll bother the earth elemental too much if you use stone paving for roads. I mean, stones are natural and shit.

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>>15713761
>I'm sure a healthy dryad can produce a buncha wood for you to harvest.
A healthy dryad could certainly produce large quantities of wood

>> No.15713770

>>15713768
Why is wood the lewdest of the elements? The only thing that comes close is the earth.

>> No.15713774

>>15713721
>Her health is the lands health


Someone find me a gnome and some Hathor milk, I wanna try something

>> No.15713804

>>15713774
I imagine her orgasms can make the grass in a small radius about her two to three shades greener

>> No.15713809

>>15713804
Probably, but I wonder if an increase in her body's bounty would increase the lands bounty

>> No.15713812

>>15703541
>OP fucked up again
Fucking nice job being yourself, kid.

>> No.15713818

>>15713812
really dude?

>> No.15713828

I want to tie my onee-san up and grope her without letting her cum as revenge for raping me.

>> No.15713829

>>15713809
Of course everything would be better. The more the merrier right?

>> No.15713830

>>15713809
Undoubtedly. Make her drink a buncha hathor milk, and your fruits with be twice as juicy. Imagine biting into an apple and coming away with a mouthful of juice like you just bit into an orange

>> No.15713834

>>15713818
Sorry for having real life here.

>> No.15713835

>>15713812
you're a bit late anon.

>> No.15713841

>>15713834
>why wouldn't I bring up a simple mistake from two days ago! I have a real life!
really dude?

>> No.15713845

>>15713828
I want to tell my onee-san to go find a husband and stop hitting on me

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Was this pic finished?

>> No.15713851

>>15713829
I see...

>>15713830
That would be good.
Time too see how much it takes to get fruits/veggies that could feed villages

>> No.15713854

>>15713845
This
Onee-sans need to learn how to become independent from their otoutos and the other way around

>> No.15713859

>>15713841
Really.

>> No.15713864

>>15713851
You and her would probably still have to cultivate an orchid and plant crops. It's just that her presence makes it so simple they basically grow themselves and the soil never seems to run out of nutrients.

>> No.15713877

>>15713854
Nee-sans need to accept that some otoutos might bring a girl his age home.
There should be a place where nee-sans can learn on how to become independent

>> No.15713882

>>15713845
>>15713854
>>15713877
Bad otoutos

>> No.15713885

>>15713845
>>15713854
>>15713877
I'll take all the nee-sans you faggots don't want.

>> No.15713892

>>15713864
So you're saying I need to get a healthy undine in on this for water?


And don't worry about planting, getting a thick gnome sweaty is something I would love to do

>> No.15713901

>>15713882
>>15713885
Do you guys realize that if you marry your onee-san you will never learn how to be social around other girls? The same goes for her too! You'd be a couple of socially awkward lovers who are fully dependent on each other, no one in their sane mind would want that

>> No.15713909

>>15713892
You don't have to fuck her. Just cook up a barbecue with one and her husband, and have her run a thick subterranean river under to your place. Or hook up some aqueducts roman style. Alternatively, you could rent our your attic to that loner neet sylph and have her push some rainclouds your way.

>> No.15713913

>>15713901
Why would I need to learn to be social around other girls? Passing conversation and pleasantries are as far as I need to go with other women when I have my nee-san

>> No.15713919

>>15713901
Why would I need other girls when I have her? That's what she told me and honestly makes sense.

>> No.15713921

>>15713909
Nah, far more efficient to wife her, although you did bring up the need for a slyph

>> No.15713925

>>15713901
>You'd be a couple of socially awkward lovers who are fully dependent on each other
Literally the Komodo scenario. Don't you want to be the only light of your bullied onee-san's life?

>> No.15713927

>>15713921
What, you gonna collect a harem of elements? I mean, you do you. I'm a monogamous man personally.

>> No.15713933

>>15713927
I mean, an ignis could come in handy.

Besides, it would allow me to see first hand the effects of HEALTH on the elements and land

>> No.15713942

>>15713933
You don't really need an ignis do you?If you're just going to make a settlement out of a wasteland, an ignis wouldn't help much.

>> No.15713964

>>15713882
I'm not a bad otouto, I'm just making sure that she can live on her own. How will she find a husband if she only stays inside and waits to be pampered?

>>15713885
I guess there are some lazy nee-san hunters out there, but there is still a chance that no one will find her.

>> No.15713989

Nee-sans are for people with mommy issues.

>> No.15713992

>>15713964
How would one even go about hunting lazy nee-sans? It's not like they leave the house or anything.

>> No.15713996

>>15713989
Gee, thanks for that new discovery
In other news - fire is hot

>> No.15714001

I want to play the bongos on my onee sans tits

>> No.15714026

What happens if you put a chastity belt on your onee-san and hide the key while she's sleeping?

>> No.15714034

>>15713989
Get out Freud

>> No.15714055

What is your waifu's job anon?

>> No.15714058

>>15714055
Dignitas nurse.

>> No.15714063

>>15714055
She's a Lich's lab assistant.

>> No.15714065

>>15713992
Look for them on the internet and some otoutos might give flyers about their lonely nee-sans

>> No.15714068

>>15714055
24/7 succ duty

>> No.15714070

>>15714055
Security at a Tanuki's building.

>> No.15714082

>>15714055
Curator.

>> No.15714098

>>15714070
Hellhound?

>> No.15714112

>>15714098
Dragon.

>> No.15714117

>>15714055
She doesn't work, she's way too rich to need it.

>> No.15714118

>>15714112
Why is a Dragon working under someone?

>> No.15714129

>>15714118
Tanuki is her childhood friend and they used to steal together. Dragon promised to protect her as long as she never stole from her.

It's one of these silly promises you make when you are a kid but you keep them even after you've grown up.

>> No.15714134

>>15714055
Her family holds the biggest company in the world related to technology, armament and defense.

>> No.15714137

>>15712026
>Something like a MG that's a lot more interested in relationships initially rather then after

You mean where they act not like a husband-dick-crazy semen demon, but as a person geniunely interested in finding someone for the sake of emotional and intellectual fulfillment based on compatability?

It leads to more interesting, fleshed-out characters and actual interesting variety, so I can only see it being a good thing.

>> No.15714143

>>15714134
neat

>> No.15714148

>>15714137
Meh, I thought thunder's stories were boring as fuck. I dropped them on ch 2-3
If I wanted to read some drama I would read drama by actual writers, not some generic shit by anons

>> No.15714154

>>15712833
Gremlins need to have an Assassin of Black type body for me to fully appreciate one.

>> No.15714158

reminder that if your onee-san rapes you then she belongs in jail with the Kikis.

>> No.15714160

>>15714158
But how will I live now that I'm addicted to her V.?

>> No.15714165

>>15714160
You get therapy to help with the withdrawal.

>> No.15714168

>>15714158
What kikis are doing in jail?

>> No.15714169

>>15714158
Why are the kikis in jail?

>> No.15714179

>>15712443
http://i.imgur.com/8hVIxeC.png
The best.

>> No.15714188

>>15714137
I don't like this, monster girls are "monster girls" and not "girls with monster parts"

I'm not saying, all stories should features monster girls that are mindless rapists, I'm saying if you want to have a well developed monster girl character don't do it by applying human characteristics, monster girls are fantasy be creative, make something original instead of copy pasting classic tropes and putting a coat of "monster girl" paint on top

If you want a "modern" monster girl who is looking for a healthy relationship then go ahead and have fun with it, make up what an ideal man is to her/her species, give her an unusual vision of what is a healthy relationship, add some random details to her character that could only befit her/her species, etc...
That will not only be much more interesting and enjoying to read it will also be memorable

>> No.15714190

>>15714165
I don't think that will work

>> No.15714199

>>15712026
>>15714137
Wasn't a fan of thunderbrother's stuff and if you have to water down monster girls to make them interesting to you then you probably weren't a fan of them in the first place.
>>15714188
Basically this.

>> No.15714201

>>15714158
My onee-san os locked in her room and my maid is locked in the basement. It's the same thing right?

>> No.15714210

>>15714137
There's a certain species that fill that role, but you people only want to talk about raping them.

>> No.15714214

>>15714168
>>15714169
They were bad and had to be put in jail.

>> No.15714223

>>15714168
>>15714169
They removed shogs with glorious avtomat kalashnikova

>> No.15714227

>>15714201
How will your maid clean if she's locked in the basement though?

>> No.15714231

>>15714214
What did they do? Cleaned so hard that devil bugs and beelzebubs died?

>> No.15714238

>>15714231
They committed yuri with their daughterus.

>> No.15714245

>>15714238
When it's a mother and daughter, it's not yuri. It's teaching.

>> No.15714250

>>15714238
They were only eating them out to teach them what sexual pleasure is like.

>> No.15714254

>>15714188
I was probably exaggerating emphasis on making them human somewhat, so you've got a point there.
My main thinking was about giving them actual individual personalities and quirks, the kind of thing which actually produces compatibility between people. Without that, you just have a kind of situation where a certain monstergirl is just a cliche or archetype for her entire species, so you could line them all up, and even if they look different, they're not really going to act any differently.
Of course I'm not saying to remove the monstergirl aspect entirely, because anyone with even a sliver of imagination will know it's easily possible to create a monstergirl character who still acts in that nonhuman way, being all wild or untamed or driven by baser desires, while still being as much of an individual as any human.

And the original questioner started the question with "Writefags", so I assumed he was asking more in relation to stories, not counting just simple one-shot smut pieces where personality doesn't matter all that much anyway.

It's funny, this is the first time in a while I've actually seen people vocalise in favour of more monstery monstergirls. Usually it's just the thread treating them like cutesy little harmless animals.

>>15714210
What is that species, who is "you people", and why are you making completely baseless accusations with incredibly vague passive-aggresive statements?

>> No.15714259

>>15714227
I clean the house in her stead. After all, the only thing she needs to clean is my dick after I raped my nee-san.

>> No.15714261

>>15714245
>>15714250
They still belong in jail.

>> No.15714262

>>15714055
She is all the furniture in my house. The only things I actually own are my electronics and vehicle. She is also a professional sarcasm dispenser.

>> No.15714268

>>15714262
That sounds awful, getting backtalk from all the furniture in your house? Truly unfortunate.

>> No.15714269

>>15714055
Farmer/milk producer.

>> No.15714272

>>15712842
Because that's how the Story of Moses goes, dummy.

>> No.15714275

>>15714254
>My main thinking was about giving them actual individual personalities and quirks
Give them those, they're supposed to have them anyway. Don't however take away what makes them their race, so many writers do this, even the ones people sing the praises of and it tends to piss me off.
>It's funny, this is the first time in a while I've actually seen people vocalise in favour of more monstery monstergirls
People do it with Manticores, Oomukades and others all the time. There was also the backlash against nerdhound.

>> No.15714277

>>15714261
If by "jail" you mean "sex dungeon filled with handcuffs and bondage equipment for them to try out", then sure.

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>>15714268
The bantz are fine and help keep me sharp, though I could do without my gaming chair critiquing my technique.

>> No.15714281

>>15714277
quicksilver please go

>> No.15714284

>>15712665
>The Wikia pages need a major overhaul in general.
They do indeed but most of us have stopped working on the Wikia site for now because we're busy elsewhere.
Once we get things up and running, we'll do a big reformatting and updating of pages.

>> No.15714287

>>15714245
>>15714250
Yurifags out

>> No.15714289

>>15714281
I would also accept "KDF" as an incorrect attempt at guessing my identity.

>> No.15714297

>>15714287
Teaching, Anon, teaching. There's even a blackboard and school uniforms and everything.
Ignore the fact that the school uniforms are made out of rubber.

>> No.15714299

>>15714254
>you just have a kind of situation where a certain monstergirl is just a cliche or archetype for her entire species
That's always a risk when you don't take a risk, that's why I said "have fun with it", it's better to risk writing some silly, stupid character than a bland one I hope that made sense

>And the original questioner started the question with "Writefags", so I assumed he was asking more in relation to stories, not counting just simple one-shot smut pieces where personality doesn't matter all that much anyway.
I wasn't aiming my post at any story/greentext/person, it was just a general statement

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>>15714287
Make me you feeble minded fool. Seriously, what do you have against the best RA2 faction and who do I have to bribe to get monster girl mods for it?

>> No.15714315

>>15714223
But it's a good thing
They should be given promotions for removing abominations

>> No.15714319

>>15714280
It must be fun to drive a shogg car, really weird too.

>> No.15714322

>>15714261
Would you rather have your daughter be taught by the Sabbath school?

Sex is the most important subject to monsters and somebody has to teach our daughters, I'd rather my wife do it than anybody else, myself included

>>15714284
That's great news, good luck with whatever you are doing right now

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>>15712643
>The wiki is sadly following MGR's beta example and not posting any of the new book material until it's been released on KC's website. AKA wait a month+

Wait, what the fucking fuck!?
I was the one who did all the shitting wikia edits when the Comiket anon posted the photos here. And then those cucks turn around and just delete everything I uploaded?!

>> No.15714331

>>15714319
I am trying to get her to become a Shog motorcycle, where she rides in the sidecar.

>> No.15714333

>>15714309
The thread just really hates a small percentage of Russians with a certain name.

>> No.15714345

>>15714324
Which edits specifically? Adding the photos, or translations?

>> No.15714353

>>15714324
Yeap, welcome to wikia
Many pics that I post there are deleted because of "no porn" bullshit even though I censored them

>> No.15714358

>>15714345
>Which edits specifically? Adding the photos, or translations?
The former
(I didn't know any translations existed...?)

>> No.15714368

>>15714309
>>15714333

It must really suck for ruskies visiting MGE. Or even just Japan.

>Have fairly manly name back home like, "Smith" or "John"
>Go to foreign land
>Suddenly your name is effectively the same as "Suzy" or "Amanda"
>On top of that, can't get a waifu because every time you ask "You like Yuri?", they all the MGs get angry and storm off

>> No.15714391

>>15714368
>monster girls think slav squatting means the man is lowering himself so he can eat them out

>> No.15714400
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2210nth for Tomboy-Looking Girly Onis/Ogres/Werewolves/Hellhounds/Manticores/Etc

https://exhentai.org/g/949774/31db63d337/

>> No.15714408

>>15714391
>Be slav
>Shit happens in the USA or whatever
>Monster girls are everywhere now
>Go out to do my daily routine of getting drunk and fighting
>Squat and start downing a bottle of vodka
>A bunch of monster girls surround me
>They start removing their pants and undies
>Damn you USA

>> No.15714409

>>15714324
>http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
just make a new wiki and be its moderater

>> No.15714413

>>15714408
But slavs always squat in numbers

>> No.15714433

>>15714409
We need a new pastebin back up which has up to date links.

It's missing a ton of drawfags for a start, it hasn't got barb's page or latenight's imgur.

>> No.15714436

>>15714413
It's even worse then

>> No.15714437

>>15714358
The translations for the personality archetypes.

>> No.15714453

>>15714400
That was cute.

>> No.15714465

>>15714437
Did Gremlin get one? I wonder if the mean portrayal in the mindbreak story was in character. She looks the part with that grin, anyway.

>> No.15714472

>>15714465
Disposition: Meek, shy
Diet: Nutrients from the soil

>> No.15714480

>>15714472
Did new translations pop-up?
Last I checked this >>15705194 was all we had, along with some unconfirmed info on Gremlin's profile

>> No.15714484

>>15714480
If the completely bizarre disposition and diet thing didn't tip you off, no, there's nothing new. That list is all we currently have.

>> No.15714495

>>15714484
That's why I asked, how could such a smug girl be shy?

>Nutrients from the soil
I was somehow ok with this

>> No.15714507

>>15714495
Smug on the outside, shy on the outside. Also absorbs nutrients from the soil and by filter-feeding from the air.

New 11/10 gremlin lore.

>> No.15714537

Is it wrong to replace the maid's outfit with a magical girl costume?

>> No.15714538

What Monster Girl has the strength to defeat an Indian Elephant?

>> No.15714540

>>15714538
Half of them can

>> No.15714552

>>15714538
Ogres wrestle with them for fun. Baphomets lift them for light workouts.

>> No.15714556

>>15714537
Yes. Magical girls can't get married or even have boyfriends! Just imagine Magical Maid Kiki-chan's tears when she hits 30 without having a single date!

>> No.15714560

>>15714538
>a lich could magically enhance her fists and make her body faster
>most beast types are probably strong enough to suplex one
>A baphomet could rip it's trunk off and beat it to death with it
Take your pick.

>> No.15714566

>>15714556
I want to marry a washed up magical girl that can't keep up with the supposedly cuter younger ones

>> No.15714583

>>15714560
>Lich uses a spell to convert her INT into STR and AGI
>Proceeds to Fist of the North Star the elephant
>All the while keeping her emotionless face and staying quiet

>> No.15714590

>>15714583
>Monster girl muscle wizards

>> No.15714591

>>15714583
What a shock

>> No.15714597

>>15714583
>Lich uses a speel to convert her INT into emotions
>Genki Lich

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>>15714583
>Muscle Lich punching enemies by summoning large ephemeral skellington hands

>> No.15714605

>>15714538
Dormouse

>> No.15714606

>>15713989
Aren't you just protecting your own mommy issues onto nee-sans?

>> No.15714610

Neesans are only for people pure of heart. My Neesan told me so.

>> No.15714615

>>15714602
I thought that said "large Elephant skellington hands"

>> No.15714619

>>15714610
>Nee-sans
What a weird way to spell "garbage".

>> No.15714621

>>15714597
>>Lich uses a speel to convert her INT into emotions
>Emotion oversaturation has her stand still petrified with wide eyes trying to process everything happening at once for hours on end

>> No.15714622

>>15714556
>She's a common sight at the local bar, easy to spot in her bright pink outfit
>Bags under her eyes
>Brinks enough whisky to down an oni
>Swears like a sailor
>Yet the friendly Satyros who owns the place always humours her and listens to her troubles
>Common complaints include her catgirl mascot overworking her so much she has no time to date and men she does meet being put off by a 30 year old virgin dressed like a 12 year old anime character
>By the end of the night she's usually fast asleep at the bar having exhausted herself crying
>The Satyros is understanding and throws a blanket over her so she doesn't catch a cold
Fuck, now I made myself sad. Would marry a magical girl Kiki.

>> No.15714626
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>Yo buddy, still alive?

>> No.15714627

>>15714619
Sabbath please.

>> No.15714636

>>15714626
Yes. that means its time to fuck.

>> No.15714640

>>15714622
She needs to get the cat girl to find a new magical girl

>> No.15714645

>>15714538
Amazon
Any Lamia
Baphomet
Chimaera (?)
Cursed Sword (?)
Dark Matter
Vampire
Dhampir
Doppelganger
Dragon
Dullahan
Wurm
Gazer
Oni
Ryu
Jabberwock
Kraken
Jinko
Lich
Lilim
Living Armor
Ushi-Oni

I'm probably forgetting some.

>> No.15714649

>>15714626
You know, most birds are flat as a board with no ass and slim hips because its more aerodynamic and shit. But you have wings of steel. What's your excuse?

>> No.15714652

>>15714626
>still alive?
Everyday a little less.

>> No.15714653

>>15714621
Emotion has the same effects as drugs to things like Liches and Manti.

>> No.15714657

>>15714645
you forgot every slime.

>Doppelganger
nani?

>> No.15714659

>>15714657
>nani?
She can turn herself into anything, can't she?

>> No.15714665
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15714665

>>15714652
>still alive?
>Everyday a little less.

Literally true, kinda deep, AND punny.
Underrated post.

>> No.15714671
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15714671

>>15714649
Having big fat tits would interfere with her flying too! And cockpits are really cramped already! And elves are just naturally slim, it's not her fault

>> No.15714682
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15714682

>>15714659
Technically she can only turn herself into your delicate waifu.

>> No.15714683
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15714683

>>15714659
no, just copy people, and only one at a time. We dont have an actual haxor shapeshifter type yet.

Shogs pretty close I guess.

>> No.15714686

>>15714275

That's the problem I see, how do you have that balance between the monster half and the girl half? How do you keep in line with their race's profile while still making them individuals?

>> No.15714689

>>15714682
>>15714683
Why are doppels so useless? They don't deserve to be loved.

>> No.15714690

>>15714671
She has no excuse. That elf is gonna drink a liter of hathor milk per day.

>> No.15714695

>>15714671

I like aerodynamic elves

>> No.15714699
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15714699

>>15714649
>You know, most birds are flat as a board

And yet I eat plump juicy chicken breast every Sunday when I go visit me mum, m8.

I actually think mg birds would be titty monsters, since irl they have a hueg amount of chest in order to accommodate their wing muscles. It seems kind of a contravention of form that this wouldn't become sweatermeat on monsterisation.

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15714704

Boom boom kitty.

>> No.15714705

>>15714689
Doppelgangers are cuties

>> No.15714708

>>15714699
I obviously meant the ones that actually fly. And thigh is better than breast. Breast is too dry, something about thighs just soak up all the tenderness and juices.

>> No.15714711

>>15714699
I don't think the bird you eat have flown a day in their lives

>> No.15714714

>>15714689
>Why are doppels so useless? They don't deserve to be loved.
There's that one doppelwaifu story from long ago that kinda made me sympathetic to them precisely because she's self-aware of how shit she is.

>> No.15714715

>>15714714
I think I know which one are you talking about.

>> No.15714719
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15714719

>>15714683
>boobs
>chest muscles
Anon, I have some bad news for you...

>> No.15714724

What type of spider would have a flag chest yet not be a loli?

>> No.15714725

>>15714719
did you mean to reply to me? Im not sure what you are implying.

>> No.15714730

>>15714725
Oh no that was at >>15714699

I'm not paying attention when shitposting

>> No.15714731

>>15714724
A disappointment spider

>> No.15714735
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15714735

>>15714724
Pic is still a loli but they're supposed to be flat

>> No.15714738

>>15714724
A nationalist spider will paint the spider nation banner on her chest while rooting for her nation

>> No.15714739
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15714739

>>15714724
The brown recluse spiders (with the big fuck-you poison), I bet. They'd have a complex about their venom being incredibly strong and knocking men on their ass... but also being incredibly shy and only using it on men they like.

I mean look at this bitch, she's twiggy.

>> No.15714743

>>15714739
Man, spoil that, spiders spook me

>> No.15714746
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15714746

>>15714724
Small breed

>> No.15714752

I might be scared but a big spider trying to cure my arachnophobia would be cute

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15714763

>>15714752
How big we talking?

>> No.15714767

>>15714055
Barefoot and pregnant housewife.

>> No.15714772

>>15714763
BIG

>> No.15714777

>>15714763
Considering a wolfspider is pretty much what gave my arachnophobia, pretty big in size

>> No.15714783

>>15714763
Love this pic. Just want to grasp her nipples in my fingers, and massage them til she rapes me.

>> No.15714785

>>15714731
kek

>>15714724
I find flat chests to only be acceptable on tall, statuesque women with long thin legs semi-large hips and a pert ass. Nice in its own right, but I prefer my women to be tall with thick thighs, wide hips a slim waist and huge tits. So keeping in line with this thought, a spider with very long and very slim legs would be alright with a flat chest. And preferably a slim abdomen.

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15714797

>>15714055
Hydrologist

>> No.15714800

>>15714777
Wolf spiders have powerful jaws. I got bit by one ten years ago, and I still have the scar. Its not even a bug pock mark, its actual fang marks side by side like a vampire.

That being said, they are nice girls and you should feel no fear.

>> No.15714816

>>15714800
I was a young boy in sandals when a large one crawled onto my foot and I had to wait for it to walk off my foot.

>That being said, they are nice girls and you should feel no fear.

Maybe one of those girl could heal me

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15714841

Th-this wont be a forever wip this time, I swear.

I hope y'all are having a nice start to the weekend /mgt/ o/

>> No.15714850
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15714850

Did more doodles.

Have a crude set of photos.

>> No.15714853

>>15714746
>when they interacted with humans, they were arrested for assaulting them and causing other problems.
How the FUCK do you even arrest something like that?

>> No.15714854

>>15714841
Her face is gorgeous.
>>15714850
Cute!

>> No.15714856

>>15714850
>lani

wait who

>> No.15714857

>>15714853
With something bigger and more willing to co-operate

>> No.15714863

>>15714857
So a dick?

>> No.15714865

>>15714853
Using someone with a lot of strength, like Tio.

>> No.15714869

>>15714863
>>>/d/

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15714870

>>15714856
Donut steel Lilim.

>> No.15714877

>>15714870
Thats one cute fucking Shog.

>> No.15714881

>>15714645
Mouse girls.

>> No.15714883

>>15714877
Despite having bags under her eyes and a grenade?

>> No.15714888

>>15714850
How long have you been drawing for now? And what learning tools are you using, if any?

>> No.15714893

>>15714883
Especially so. She's my kind of woman!

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15714896

>>15708777
I kinda want a bipedal white horn daughteru like this one.

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15714907

>>15714896
I kinda want a bipedal white horn daughteru like this one.

>> No.15714911

>>15714907
Shes not very little or very cute. You kinda miss out on the fawning stage and skip straight to the "I'm proud of what a fine and beautiful woman you have grown into" stage. And both are pretty priceless.

>> No.15714913
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15714913

>>15714850
D'awww how time flies.

>> No.15714918

>>15714907
I want to to date your daughteru if she looks like that.

>> No.15714921

>>15714888
Couple months now, I think.
Learning tools?

>> No.15714923

>>15714907
Looks more like a brown horn to me.

>> No.15714928
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15714928

>Seven Seas will present the much-anticipated Monster Girl Encyclopedia for the first time in print in North America. The book will be released in hardcover, and will be totally uncensored and shrink-wrapped for mature audiences. Monster Girl Encyclopedia will be released on September 20, 2016 for $24.99 USA / $28.99 CAN
It's only a month until official english release of MGE.
What do you think?
Would you buy it? Do you think it will attract a lot of newfags and destroy these threads? Would it trigger a lot of SJW and would they start mass campaign against it? Is this HAPPENING for better or worse?

>> No.15714941

>>15714907
thats a hot chocolate horn.

>> No.15714943

>>15714928
I don't think any of us care about SJWs. I mean really what affect can they have. We're already so vanilla, the only things I could see them attacking are the pedofags and maaybe the maledomfags. Ah, but who am I kidding. Any form of sexuality is sexist.

>> No.15714947

>>15714928
Im going to buy it, and I dont think anyone will care. However I do predict it wont sell many copies.

>> No.15714954

>>15714928
I heard they delayed it a month.

>> No.15714960

>>15714913
Indeed.
I kind of wanted to have at least one of them with a bowl of pasta on their heads, but that would have made the image much more messy. Like, 20 times more.
The DL has photos of all her little kids, including the one with Druella dressed as a pretty magical princess for halloween.

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15714968

>>15714928
I fully intend to buy it.
I kinda feel obligated to given the number of faps I've had from it's content over the past 5 years already.

>> No.15714972

>>15714928
>Would you buy it?
God no.

>> No.15714975

>>15714928
Maybe.

>> No.15714980

>>15714928

I'm buying it. I just gotta see how they handle the loli content.

>> No.15714982

>>15714928
MGs aren't popular enough to register on SJW radars, I think they made a low energy attempt to co-opt the term "monster girls" to mean disfigured or disabled human pig women at one point but it never took off

>> No.15714985

>>15714763
Big enough 4u

>> No.15714989

>>15714928
I'm curious about it. Maybe it'll go in the 'maybe' pile.

>> No.15714992

>>15714982
>MGs aren't popular enough to register on SJW radars,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t-v4bJCbKA

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15714993

>>15714982
>MGs aren't popular enough to register on SJW radars
Heh

>> No.15714996

>>15714928

I would if I wasn't stuck with family.

>> No.15714999

What would be your favorite photo of your daughteru?
When she lost her first tooth and showed it to you? When she made a fusion reactor out of a slice of pizza and a copy of Dragon Age 2?
When she fired her first gun? When she beat your Super Metroid speedrun by 40 minutes?

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15715006

>>15714992

>464 Likes
>3k dislikes

I don't much care for it as I hate Harem anime, but it still has cute monster girls doing cute things.

>> No.15715009

>>15714992
>>15714993
Enough to register, but not enough to make mainstream headlines.

When we see it get dehumanized on Law and Order, then we'll know it's popular enough.

>> No.15715011

>>15715006
>but it still has cute monster girls doing cute things.
Not really, it's more about shitty dykes doing shitty dyke things.

God EMG is awful.

>> No.15715012

>>15714993
That was the low energy attempt I was thinking of, makes Jeb look like Palpatine

>> No.15715015

>>15714999
There would be a lot of good moments.
The one where she got the first treasure for her hoard.
Her first little fire breath.
Her first flight.
Dragon transformation.
The one where she is posing with that one famous TV show hero.

I like my daughteru a lot.

>> No.15715019

>>15715012
Go away /pol/

>> No.15715027

>>15714999
It would be that time I got lucky and snapped a photo of her hefting her mom's boobies, marveling at their size and hoping when she grows up her chest will be that big too.

Alps get bullied, even by their own daughterus

>> No.15715028

>>15714999
Fluffy paws cannot fire a gun nor handle a SNES controller

>> No.15715033

>>15715015
Would you show pictures of her constantly to her boyfriend and other people?
You are not a dad enough dad if you don't show pictures of her covered in pasta to everyone, even if she's alreafy 18.

>> No.15715035

>>15714954
Oh yeah, you are right
It says 2016-10-25 on seven seas site
I wonder what's the reason for the delay

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15715038

>>15711508
Just to suffer.

>> No.15715042

>>15715028
They might handle the latter if you don't go for maximum sized paws like the ones Anubis has.

>> No.15715043

>>15714999
I wouldn't subject my daughteru to that kind of treatment. Everyone knows cameras steal a part of your soul. Just look at celebrities and politicians.

>> No.15715045

>>15715019
There wasn't any /pol/ discussion in his post though.

>> No.15715046

>>15715033
I would show the secret picture I took when she tried to cook for him with her fire, but ended up burning everything.

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15715052

>>15715011
It has plenty of redeeming qualities.

>> No.15715061

>>15715045
>Playing dumb

>> No.15715062

>>15715046
Taking a photo as the house burns down? Pretty guttsy.

>> No.15715063

>>15715011
>dykes
>they're all over the MC's dick
You wot

>> No.15715072

>>15715052
That megamilk face is killing me.

>> No.15715074

>>15715052
Nah, it's complete shit
Or at least it was shit when I dropped it. Anything interesting happened after sea witch chapter?

>> No.15715079

>>15715052
Zombina's personality and Lala can do only so much for that garbage.

>>15715063
Those mooching whores spend more time getting fucked by Suu then caring about the Protagonist. Not to mention that shit with the dryad.

>> No.15715093

>>15714999
There would be a handful. The moment she held her first sword. The moment she raised her first pet. A picture of her holding up the first spell tome on necromancy she had ever written.
A picture of her asleep on the lounge in the library with "Ruling Undead Kingdoms for dummies" open on her chest.

>> No.15715096

>>15715063
>all over Suu's tentacles
FTFY

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15715097

>>15715061
>Just saying someone's name is /pol/ now
Well OK then. I hope your turtle onee-chan is able to have such mindblowing sex with you you forget everyone's name and can finally be happy.

>> No.15715102

>>15715079
>Not to mention that shit with the dryad.
Didn't a roper or octapus or something pop miia's cherry?

>> No.15715107

>>15715074
Nothing really.

Just MON dates, topless ogre, and more dangerous monsters.

>> No.15715110

>>15715097
Low energy turtle girl.

>> No.15715114

>>15715079
>>15715096
It's called fanservice. A shitty, cheap fanservice but nothing else.

>> No.15715115

>>15715042
Yeti paws are huge too, that means she has huge fluff

Hug and cuddle

>> No.15715118

>>15715093
A Lich daughter sounds like a handful. She won't grow up normally either, so she'll be a kid mentally forever.

>> No.15715120

>>15714850
I want to hug Deruella!

>> No.15715121

>>15715062
You wouldn't? Her face was so cute!

>> No.15715122

>>15715118
>Lich
Wight.

>> No.15715123

>>15715102
People shitposted a lot about it but no, she didn't.

>> No.15715127

>>15715102
I think you're talking about Suu.

>>15715114
EMG apologist pls go.

>> No.15715135

>>15715123
Pretty sure it went in, she came, and there was a shit tin of symbology after like a flower having its petals plucked.

>> No.15715138

>>15715115
DOOM with a shouting Yeti who cuddles and hugs people on her way to rescue her friend when?

>> No.15715139

>>15715102
It was the exact same gag that happens with Suu.

>> No.15715141

>>15715114
It was happening literally 2-3 times every chapter

>> No.15715142

>>15715135
Didn't that happen with almost all the main girls and Suu at some point?

>> No.15715146

>>15715120
Get past the walls of her cereal box fort then.

>>15715122
Wight? Ruling undead kingdoms is something more lichy than wighty.

>> No.15715147

>>15715142
I don't think that happened with Suu, but she did that to every other girl that stays with the protagonist along with a few side characters iirc

>> No.15715148

>>15715135
That was Suu, which very few people batted an eyelash over.

Anon is referring to the sea witch chapter, where Miia gets violated by eel-like tentacles. One wrong translation led to something along the lines of 'my first time', and all hell broke loose

>> No.15715151

>>15715142
Crabman reuses all of the exact same ero manga cliche gags over and over.

>> No.15715155

>>15715142
I think it did
Suu is the real alpha
Darling is literally a beta cuck who houses, pays, cleans, protects and cooks for everyone with no chance of getting pussy

>> No.15715161

>>15715155
If EMG ends with him getting with Smith I will never stop laughing.

>> No.15715164

>>15715121
But it seems like you should have been more worried about the burning house. I am sure your waifu gave you an earful after that.

>> No.15715165

>>15715139
>>15715142
Oh. Well I guess I was just willfully ignorant when suu did it. Wonder why.

>>15715146
>Ruling undead kingdoms is something more lichy than wighty.
What? No. Liches don't rule. Liches lock themselves away and study magic and science and create great undead abominations. Wights govern, dwell in the highest echelons of society and maintain their kingdoms.

>> No.15715173

Liches are better than snooty Wights.

>> No.15715175

>>15715146
There's a fatal flaw in her box fort that she's failed to realize though!
There's no back. She just stacked a bunch of cereal boxes.

>> No.15715177

>>15715173
Genki liches a best.
Nothing better than a deadpan, monotone lich telling you that you can do it.

>> No.15715180

>>15715165
A Lich would be more fitting. They can even do both, snd complain about ruling their kingdom when they just want to read or see if Yuku Onna and Holst Chimera lactatw milkshakes.

>> No.15715181

>>15715161
>suddenly monster girls a shit, I would rather marry human
Yes please

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>>15715164
Nah, I got used to it when I was still in the earlier years with my waifu. She even said "Just like mama" quietly and I could see proud tears forming.

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>>15715177
Genki kuuderes are the best.

>> No.15715188

>>15715161
Implying it will ever really end end and won't just have something stupid like "This is everyday life with monster girls." on the last page.

>> No.15715189

>>15714626
>Wuuu?
>s-speak up girly
>kids theeees-s-se days "cough"

>sad elf face

>> No.15715190

>>15715155
Nice buzzwords

>> No.15715191

>>15715175
There is a back, because an Anubis helped her with it. She isn't an idiot.

>> No.15715192

>>15715180
I think you have missed the point of both Liches and Wights entirely.

>> No.15715193

>>15715184
Truer words have never been spoken.

>> No.15715196

The problem with EMG is Okayado no having imagination and the setting itself. Most of the girls are ok.

>inb4 X girl is shit
I said most

>> No.15715199

>>15715161
Wouldn't be the first time people raged over a sinking ship

>> No.15715206

>>15714921
YEEES. I WANT TO DRAW LIKE THIS

>> No.15715207

>>15715181
Oh god, that would be too funny. Especially if it ends with the protagonist being even happier than he was with the monster girls.

>> No.15715210
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15715210

>>15715173
both pale in comparison to the shining glory that is Wisp.

>> No.15715212

>>15715196
Most are shit. Only Lala is relatively okay

>> No.15715213

>>15715192
Or maybe I liked the Millenial King story a bit too much and like the idea of a Lich ruling over a kingdom.

>> No.15715215

>>15715196
Manako is cute.

>> No.15715216

>>15715199
That Bleach ending was masterful.

>> No.15715217

>>15715196
The only girls that are even somewhat tolerable are the MON girls excluding Dopple and Lala.

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15715223

>>15715210
Nothing can top Lich-chan.

>>15715216
What happened?

>> No.15715224

>>15715190
What buzzwords?
Suu is fucking literally dozens of pussies (including the side ones like dryad, dragon dyke, kobold, demon girl etc) on daily basis - fact
Darling is pretty much everyone's maid and bodyguard but he gets no pussy - fact

>> No.15715225

>15715217
>excluding Doppel

not even worth the (you)

>> No.15715226

>>15715191
It's still made of boxes.
Gonna cuddle that blackberry.

>> No.15715227

>>15715212
Lala is shit.

>> No.15715230

>>15715213
A quick google search telly me that his behavior is extremely atypical for a lich who is much more driven by a pursuit of science and magic, and would rather leave governance to some one more suitable like a Wight while they get to hang out in their cool labs with their husbando finding new ways to lewd him up without having to worry about going outside ever.

>>15715216
I need more arrancar tits.

>> No.15715231

>>15715217
Kubo never fails to disappoint.

>> No.15715234

>>15715224
please fuck off back to /fit/

>> No.15715237

>>15715223
Time skip shows Ichigo hooking up with Orihime, and Rukia hooks up with Renji

>> No.15715239

>>15715227
Name how. Name one objectively shit thing she has done

>> No.15715240

>>15715237
>Worst girl won
FUCK

I don't even like Bleach.

>> No.15715241

>>15715224
>Suu is fucking literally dozens of pussies
Suu doesn't do any penetration, all the girls are oversensitive because it's ecchi and it happens in all that type of series.

>Darling is pretty much everyone's maid and bodyguard but he gets no pussy
He can't fuck any of the girls or he goes to jail. I remember at least a couple of times he has to resist the urge to ravage Miia.

Seriously I think you're just blind by hate, and I say this as someone who doesn't even like EMG that much.

>> No.15715242

>>15715223
Final boss was one-shoted
Fate of most characters is unknown, soul king fate is unknown
Ichigo fucked Orihime, Renji fucked Rukia. Their kids met each other like ichigo and rukia in ch1
The end

>> No.15715245

>>15715239
Being chuuni.

>> No.15715247

>>15715206
Speak normally you fuck.
I don't think I really use a learning tool, honestly. Then again I don't really know what one is. Like a reference, or something?

Either way, I can only suggest starting small in detail, but big in size, and go from there. Smugki Onna and Hershey's Dark Slime were the first real things I doodled after about 5 years of not drawing anything.

Also ask the good drawfags like Mari, Loen, Latenight, etc for better tips and suggestions.

>> No.15715253

>>15715196
>Most of the girls are ok.
Haha
No
The only okay girls are oni and cyclop. Others are shit

>> No.15715256

>>15715245
That doesn't hurt any one. It's just a little hammy, but its all backed up by her actual powers anyway. She hasn't killed him yet. Which can't be said of any of the others. She's the only reason he's alive actually.

>> No.15715260

>>15715256
I gave you one reason why she's shit.

>> No.15715262

>>15715230
So a ruling Lich who leaves everything to her Wight friend to govern her kingdom for her while she sciences reality a new one then?

>> No.15715266

>>15715226
Her sign says "no boys allowed".
That means you can't enter!

>> No.15715273
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15715273

>>15715230
>I need more arrancar tits.
It's a real shame they were wasted on such garbage.

>> No.15715276
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15715276

>>15715262
more like the ruling Wight who has a Lich in her royal court as magical adviser.

>>15715223
Wisp is still the superior undead however

>> No.15715278

>>15715241
>Suu doesn't do any penetration, all the girls are oversensitive because it's ecchi and it happens in all that type of series
Dunno, it looked like dragon, demon and other were legitimately raped

>He can't fuck any of the girls or he goes to jail.
And? It doesn't change the fact that he is not getting any pussy

>> No.15715279

>>15715266
But what if I scribble out the "no"?
Checkmate. She's getting lovingly cuddled.

>> No.15715280

>>15715260
Chuuni isn't a reason. Not an objective one at any rate. Murder is.

>> No.15715283
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15715283

Can't wait for the Dark Mage

>> No.15715284

>>15715276
Wisps are crazy and a complete hassle.

Liches are not, so by default Lich wins.

>> No.15715285

>>15715276
I can dig it either way, really. I just like Liches more.
Wisps are adorable though.

>> No.15715288

>>15715273
ETERNAL CUM DUMPSTER
T
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R
N
A
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>> No.15715292

>>15715288
Harribel is pure.

>> No.15715294

>>15715262
Not really ruling then is it. And even if she was just a figurehead, a figurehead that isn't publicly figuring isn't a good figurehead. Liches don't rule. Wights do. Liches raise powerful nobles as wights so the wight can rule and supply the lich with a lab and cool equipment and peace and quiet to do her thing.

>> No.15715295

>>15715279
What if she puts on a new sign in response?

>> No.15715296

>>15715283
>can't wait for the most boring and unoriginal ""monster"" that can be literally found in "anime witch" search
k

>> No.15715299

>>15715288
>>15715292
I wish he at least had Tittibel freed from the stupid quincy sex dungeon. Its like he forgot her.

>> No.15715300

>>15715295
She won't have time before I crawl in and give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

>> No.15715304

>>15715284
Liches are boring and a complete drag.

Wisps are not, so by default Wisp wins.

>> No.15715305

>>15715294
But it still sounds like the Lich is ruling the Wight, and by proxy the whole kingdom.

>> No.15715308

>>15715278
>And? It doesn't change the fact that he is not getting any pussy
Literally not his fault and you call him a beta, when in the first chapter he punches two persons to defend Miia. Blame Okayado, not him.

>> No.15715309

>>15715299
You're asking way too much from that hack.

>> No.15715316

>>15712840
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgTiFsCMCo4&t=1m11s

>>15712833
Power Armor and Power Weaponry.

If we must fuse the Living Armor and Cursed Weapons to achieve this goal then so be it.

>> No.15715319

>>15715300
I like to think she is protesting over you coming in, despite how she placed a new sign before you could.

>> No.15715324

>>15715299
Dude, 95% of the cast got absolutely zero closure.

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15715328

>>15715296
Whatever dude.

>> No.15715329

>>15715299
He even "forgot" about literally the most key characters like urahara or soul king. Who cares about that cum dump

>> No.15715331

>>15715324
i he got like 10 chapters to give each character 1 page of closure i bet those would be one of the best selling manga ever.

"THE CLOSURE ARC"

>> No.15715332

>>15712833
Powered Exoskeleton.
God as my witness this world will have Giant Robot fights!
I want to build a 20 foot tall Mecha with a shortstack Gremlin for the purpose of setting up Giant Robot fights for the public!

>> No.15715338

>>15715304
Liches are cute nerds while Wisps are not.

Lich wins.

>> No.15715340

>>15715305
She has authority over the wight and by proxy the kingdom yes, but if you don't care to exorcise it, then you aren't the one ruling. And shes less a ruler to the wight as she is a mother. Like, a Ruler is a ruler because she rules. If you aren't actively ruling, you aren't a ruler. So if you are in your lab all day like a good lich would be, you aren't ruling. You're scienceing.

>>15715324
95% of the cat aren't Hallow titty monsters so I don't really care.

>> No.15715343

>>15715331
>live-action movie
FTFY
See you in 2018

>> No.15715344

>>15715329
>Who cares about that cum dump
I do.

>> No.15715352 [SPOILER] 
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15715352

>Tfw best new girl also happens to be in the Hoof Pussy Kingdom

>> No.15715354

I am going to create a hellcat to rival the hellhound!

>> No.15715355

>>15715352
>gremlin
>horse pussy
Que?

>> No.15715357

>>15715329
>Who cares about that cum dump
Me. More than thos two fags. Was soul King ever relevant?

>> No.15715358
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15715358

>>15715338
how is this >>15715210, or this, not a totally cute nerd?

Liches are cute, but flesh just can't compare to a spectral beauty

>> No.15715359

>>15715352
>Ochimusha
>Horse pussy
nani?

She's better bipedal and without horse pussy too, faggot.

>> No.15715361

>>15715355
>Gremlin
>Not Ice Queen or Robutt.

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15715362

>>15715354
Here you go

>> No.15715366

>>15715355
I like The Brain but she's not that great.

Too...smug.

>> No.15715367

>>15715340
I guess I see your point.

>> No.15715368

>>15714853
Carefully.

>> No.15715369

>>15715362
Mission accomplished, now to create hellkittens to help propagate the species.

>> No.15715370

>>15715366
>He can't handle the smug
LaughingSmugSqwad.png

>> No.15715372

>>15715358
Hey! Don't go dragging my art into this!

>> No.15715373

>>15715357
Kinda, he was the main target of both main villains. The second one killed him and thus destroyed the world but the world was okay in the epilogue somehow

>> No.15715378

>>15715358
You're right, flesh is so above spectral bodies you can't even compare them!

>> No.15715380

>>15715372
draw a Wisp and Lich getting along then, please.

>> No.15715382

>>15715359
Nah, bipedal pic looks like shit desu senpai

>> No.15715383

>>15715382
Not as shit as your taste, horse fucker.

>> No.15715388

>>15715359
That would literally be a non-alcoholic Satyros though.

Those already live in Hoof Pussy Kingdom, you could have your fill of sex and wine as much as you wish.

>> No.15715389

>>15715380
But I have to leave for work in a few hours! My vacation is over.

>> No.15715393

>>15715389
Do it you fuck!

>> No.15715395

>>15715383
I'm not a horse pussyfag and even I can say her bipedal form looks like shit
If you refer to that barb pic

>> No.15715398

>>15715389
>few hours

quick like a bunny! The undead kingdom needs to settle the big issues before all hell breaks loose.

>> No.15715403

>>15715393
Make me you queen.

>> No.15715404

>>15715388
Sure, in the same way a werewolf is literally a kobold, or a hellhound.

>>15715395
>Offered objectively superior pussy
>"No sir, I'd rather fuck the horse thank you"

>> No.15715408

>>15715395
I pretty much never comment on taste, because its just poor discourse. I never thought I would actually see a real case of bad taste this prevalent though.

>> No.15715412

>>15715403
Could you please draw a Lich and Wisp getting along.

Thank you very much.

>> No.15715413

>>15715398
It is too hot to draw either way.
I'm sweating a damned lagoon here, which would ruin the paper.

>> No.15715419

>>15715413
ah, bummer dude. I suppose we will never find out if undead shortstacks can live in harmony.

>> No.15715420

Chubby, tiny minotaurs to game with.

>> No.15715421

>>15715412
See >>15715413

Also still disturbed over last time I drew Wisp.
>Hey anon, that's really cute and I am so erect right now.

>> No.15715424

>>15715419
Just give them a copy of Metroid to play or something.

>> No.15715426

>>15715362
Go home memehound, this is the new hotness.

>> No.15715428

>>15715421
>Being this much of a pussy
Wow.

>> No.15715429

>>15715421
If its any consolation, I think im the loudest resident wispfag, and it wasnt me.

>> No.15715430

>>15715420
I was about to ask what Street fighter she'd play as, but I already know the answer. She'd play Zangief. all the fit girls would play Zangief. Motherfucker shattered a Psycho-power boosted katana with his fucking pecs.

>> No.15715432

>>15715362
I want to fuck a Hellhound and a Hellcat at the same time.
I don't even care how exhausted I'd be afterwards, it'd be worth it.

>> No.15715433

>>15715429
I don't believe you.

>> No.15715437

>>15715430
Exactly.
Despite being smaller than normal and far softer, the mini-minotaurs would be playing muscular characters.

Street Fighter?
Zangief

Soul Calibur?
Astaroth

Roll playing games?
Fighters/barbarians.


Almost makes me wonder if they are trying to cover something up.

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15715438

>>15715433
Cant do nothin' 'bout that.

>> No.15715443

>>15715437
Maybe they secretly pine for a strong man to sweep them off their feet.

>> No.15715447

>>15715352
>best new girl
>Griffon, Zombie Dragon, Automaton, Gremlin, Ice Queen, Trumpart, Atlach-Nacha, Ochimusha, Otohime, and Nurarihyon exist

>> No.15715448

>>15715443
Maybe, all I know is that I'd love to princess carry one of those soft, tiny minotaurs to be.

>> No.15715453

>>15715352
That's funny, because the last time I checked, the Automaton wasn't a horse pussy.

>> No.15715456

A single Automaton is the only thing left on a dead planet. She is falling apart, and only her left arm works.
She constantly plays her life's memories on infinite loop in her head, as they are the only things that comfort her on this barren world.
Everyday she tries to not shut down for good, because if she does then the memories of her master would be lost, and if they are then he truly would be dead.

>> No.15715458

>>15715447
>Oto hime
>sound princess

what does it mean?

>> No.15715460

>>15714921
Yeah, like books or guides in general. Not so much references, because those are more a picture-by-picture basis sort of thing, but stuff like general lessons or tutorials.

I suppose learning resources makes more sense than learning tools.

>> No.15715463

>>15715458
Lad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyotama-hime

>> No.15715466

>>15715448
I want to princess carry a normal sized Minotaur.

>> No.15715470

>>15715460
I don't use books or guides.
I won't be of much help.

>> No.15715473

>>15715460
just pick up a pencil and try to draw a woman. Do it once everyday.

>> No.15715476

>>15715466
That would also be nice.
The best part of little, chubby minotaurs is you can fit more of them in bed.

>> No.15715485

>>15715473
Using a picture for reference while doing this will be most helpful as well.

>> No.15715496

Wisp and Wight settle their differences once and for all through a game of MP2 multiplayer.

>> No.15715497
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15715497

>>15715466
I want to be princess carried by a dire hellhound!

>> No.15715505

>>15715497
I want to princess carry a dire salamander

>> No.15715506

>>15715496
Metroid Prime 2 multiplayer? I'm down for it.

>> No.15715511

>>15715497
I think a normal Hellhound is enough for that.

>> No.15715516

>>15715496
>MP2 multiplayer

and fun was had throughout the undead kingdom, warming cold hearts and fostering eternal friendship for all wisps, lich, and wights.

>> No.15715517

>>15715497
I want a set of Hellhound triplets to assault me with kisses!

>> No.15715522

>>15715506
You're player 4.

>> No.15715526
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>>15715074
There's a refreshing chapter about how the various girls contribute to the household, motivating Miia to get a part time job.

>> No.15715540

>>15715516
Until they heard a Gazer mention Other M, and then war broke out over the undead, monoeyes, and Wurms because it looked like fun.

>> No.15715542

>>15715497
I want to princess carry a Hellhound.

>> No.15715549

>>15715142
None of the girls claim their virginity is gone (at least for those who claimed to be virgins), and they treat Suu's occasional assaults as little more than fondling and an annoyance.

In contrast if someone truly tries to rape them it is treated much more seriously.

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15715551

>>15715526
Miko Miia is cute

>> No.15715553

>>15715526
How does that work with her needing D around when she's out? Or is it one done over the phone?

>> No.15715562

>>15715155
You don't know the protagonist very well. The only reason he hasn't had sex yet has been due to the girls not wanting other members of the household to get ahead of them.

And while he hasn't had sex with them he has done pretty much everything else as far as touching goes.

>> No.15715576

>>15715470
Ah, that's fair enough. You said you drew 5 years ago too.

>>15715473
>>15715485
I'll take that advice, definitely. I'm drawing daily. Well, practicing, anyway. I just can't see myself making progress from being an absolute beginner even after weeks.

>> No.15715584

>>15715542
This is the ideal dream right here.

>> No.15715586

>>15715584
For you

>> No.15715587

>>15715576
My drawings then were just blueprints or sketches of houses.
I didn't draw chibis then.

>> No.15715590

>>15715241
>He can't fuck any of the girls or he goes to jail. I remember at least a couple of times he has to resist the urge to ravage Miia.

Actually the law about not having sex hasn't been mentioned as far as I know ever since Smith presented Kimihito with the option of marrying one of the girls. Nowadays what is preventing sex is that whenever one girl attempts it the others will stop her as they want him for themselves.

And yes, some supplementary comics especially show that despite how well he controls himself Kimihito does want to have sex with the girls.

>> No.15715602

>>15715590
Things would be so much simpler for him if he'd man up and choose already.
Or stopped fretting about it and accepted the Harem Route.

>> No.15715610

>>15715602
He can't accept because then the harem manga ends, that's not his fault.

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15715613

>>15715497

I want to be owned by a Dire Hellhound

>> No.15715617
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15715617

>>15715404
>>"No sir, I'd rather fuck the horse thank you"

Nitpick, in this case it would be a deer.

>> No.15715620

>>15715613
I want to be owned by a thick dark elf.

>> No.15715623

>>15715586
For anyone who loves hellhounds.

After all, who wouldn't want to marry a lovely hellhound, and watch her blush and overheat when you kiss her after vows are spoken? She'd get so hot her specially made wedding dress would ignite, bursing into glorious white flame just as it was designed to, while you pick her up and carry her down the isle, glowing so bright everyone else has to shield their eyes.

>> No.15715627

>>15706720
omedetou

>> No.15715629
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15715629

>>15715620
How thick?

>> No.15715631

>>15715497
>Dire HellHound
Goddamn. She'd be absolutely enormous.
It'd also be the greatest fearboner, running as fast as my legs can carry me from a ferocious beast from the depths of hell itself, before inevitably being tackled and pinned by her.
She'd probably be incredibly turned on from the hunt as well.

>> No.15715633

>>15715613
I want to be owned by an Echidna and her smug sisters!
I want them to cuddle me after the sex and wake up to their smiling faces.

>> No.15715641

>>15715617
She's so goddamn pretty, and I'm willing to bet that the White Horn species is comprised of a bunch of other girls that are that pretty.

>> No.15715642

>>15715623
No, for you. I'd rather not have a moeblob.

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