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Simulacrum cuties.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15750815

Cute dragons.

>> No.15750816

>>15750692
>>15750773
KC did mention in the Hellhounds Enty that their claws can glow like hot iron when aroused or angry, so fire isn't out of the question.

>> No.15750822
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I want to make bird's nest soup with a swiftlet harpy's saliva.

>> No.15750825

Tiny chuffing jinkos.

>> No.15750826
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15750826

Quit procrastinating. Work on your crafts

>> No.15750828
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>You'll never get bitten by a vampire

>> No.15750831
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>>15750826
Or else?

>> No.15750832

Cute little Kobolds wagging their tails!

>> No.15750833
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15750833

All of the dakis also have heat blankets in them

>> No.15750834

>>15750822
Gross

>> No.15750835

You and your wife are at the hospital getting an ultrasound done to check the health of your child when the doctor turns around and says, "It's a boy!"

What happens next?

>> No.15750838

>>15750828
>an assertive Vampire will never drink your blood during a stroll through an Undead Kingdom street

>> No.15750840

>>15750835
I get blue shit and sports stuff and plan with the waifu so he doesn't end up an alp too.

>> No.15750843

>>15750835
I have a human kid that can help propagate more humans I guess.

>> No.15750844

x is best girl

>> No.15750847

>>15750833
>cute ear wiggle
aww jeez

>> No.15750849

>>15750835
Time for an accidentally on purpose stomach-punch.

>> No.15750851

>>15750835
I thank god for putting me in a sensible timeline where such a thing is possible and normal.

>> No.15750855
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>>15750825
Hey! Even if my waifu is only 5 feet tall, that doesn't make her tiny!

>> No.15750860

Thanks for drawing those art fairy pictures last night, Latenight.
You've been on a roll with the encouraging stuff, and it's nice to have someone else support the budding artists here.

>> No.15750865

>>15750860
fuck u

>> No.15750869
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>>15750825
The best.

>> No.15750873

>>15750825
>>15750869
Too small and they just end up purring again.

>> No.15750880

>>15750873
Not how biology works, but that's fine too.

>> No.15750884

>>15750816
Thanks.

>> No.15750928

Know what we need more of? Race queen monster girls.

>> No.15750935
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15750935

Can someone into runes?
KC is talking something about restriction on new grills
新刊ネタバレ制限の件なのですが、「上記スレ以外での、当サイト内における新作のネタバレ~」とある通り、クロビネガのサイト内での制限であり、それ以外の場所に関して僕から制限は行っておりません。ただ、9/14までは僕の方では新種族のイラストをRTする等もできませんので、悪しからず。

New book spoilers limit of matter of the But, "in addition to the above attrition, spoilers - of new work in this site," one street, is a limitation in the site of Kurobinega, restriction from me about it other than the place to go not here. However, 9/14 up because you can not be such as to RT the new race of the illustrations is more of me, amissing.

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Race queens are pretty slutty. Do you have a slut fetish or something? Do you want to gangbang them?

>> No.15750949

>>15750935
Might not be related but got in contact with exet a week ago and confirmed that KC was pretty butthurt about leaks.
If this is his suddenly taking new restrictive measures then I wouldn't be surprised.

>> No.15750956

>>15750935
>'If you gaijin fucks start translating something before I give permission I'll make another damn 9/11 for ya'
Then he just confused numbers.

>> No.15750959

>>15750865
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door.

>> No.15750961

>>15750949
By leaks, I guess that means the photos an anon took from the new book?

>> No.15750963

>>15750961
Yeah, and the fact that they ended up on both the wiki and MGR.
Got removed after a few days but that damage was done by that point.

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>>15750963
>anon from this thread is responsible for KC's butthurt

>> No.15750978

>>15750969
Been like that since the MGU trainwreck times.

>> No.15750981

>>15750963
The images were straight from the book which was being sold, so I don't see why he's so surprised about it, or even why they're being called "leaks".
It should be seen as publicly available information the moment it goes on sale.

>>15750969
Funny, but remember image.
Also, that anon got another piece of anubis art from Snib, so he's only been responsible for good things so far, until we figure out what this new restriction from KC is.

>> No.15750990

>>15750981
For every 3 girls he's going to make one specifically designed to ruin the thread for a few weeks

Next up is some sort of futa MG

>> No.15750994

>>15750981
>I don't see why he's so surprised about it
His explanation was that having early access to the new girls was a privilege for people who supported him by purchasing.

Cleared it up with exet:
>In kurobinega, to talk about the new books and game is forbidden except for a thread in the forum, to make sure the people don't face spoiler information
>But some people stretch the rule and attacked the artist who posted the arts of new MGs on Twitter and Pixiv, so KC made clarification about that

>> No.15750999

>>15750990
>For every 3 girls he's going to make one specifically designed to ruin the thread for a few weeks
?
The only 2 girls from 200 that "ruined" this thread with shitposting were 2 furry siths
And maybe trannyshit but I think that happened before these threads even were a thing

>> No.15751001

>>15750990
It'd probably be a knoll.
Then a Wonderland furry.
Then another transhit monster.
Then an Egypt furry.
Then literally just a human maid.
Then another futa.

And we should stop this line of discussion probably, to avoid tempting fate.

>> No.15751004

>>15750994
>But some people stretch the rule and attacked the artist who posted the arts of new MGs on Twitter and Pixiv

Christ, glad KC is at least trying to stop that kind of bullshit

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>>15750990
>For every 3 girls he's going to make one specifically designed to ruin the thread for a few weeks
I WANT THIS
KC PLZ

>> No.15751009

>>15750999
I'm saying as a punishment he would just keep doing that anon
the thread was a mess for weeks after cat shit
he could easily write girls to punish the filthy gaijin

>> No.15751010 [DELETED] 

>>15750935
KC is annoyed at the leaks but he understands he can't stop them. He just won't retweet or discuss any content for the new girls until a month has passed.

>> No.15751012

>>15750949
Sad to hear about this, hopefully this won't become a big problem later on.

>> No.15751014

>>15750994
Fair enough, but I'd think just having the privilege of owning the physical book would be it's own merit. Once strangers get their hands on it, that sort of stuff should be expected.

>spoiler information
That's fair enough. Still, fucking weird to see that line considering how non-spoilery of a thing MGE is. It's not like I'm going to be annoyed if someone tells me a new monstergirl, or tells me which girl took which dick in some fap story.

>But some people stretch the rule and attacked the artist who posted the arts of new MGs on Twitter and Pixiv, so KC made clarification about that
That's pretty fucking nuts though. Nice that KC cleared that up for the artists' peace.

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>>15750990
>Stage 3 alps get a colored illustration and their own profile

I'm not complaining.

>> No.15751018

>>15751015
Probably cause you're a fag.

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>>15751015
Stage three alps are shit. Flat chest is where it's at.

>> No.15751021

>>15751009
I doubt he knows what girls trigger the gaijins though

>> No.15751022

>>15751021
Fuckers like >15751007 would probably tweet it to him.

>> No.15751023
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>>15751018
If liking this is gay I don't wanna be straight.

>>15751019
It's a state of mind and they come in all body types. They can probably change them at will too.

>> No.15751025

>>15751015
Unf.

>> No.15751030 [DELETED] 

>>15751023
No, seriously. You people have had more negative impact on the thread than yuri because you've not been policed and told to fuck off to /lgbt/ enough.

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>>15751023
I'd bully a stage three Alp by making out with a 100% flat Cyclops in front of her.

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15751033

Hey, it's raining out there, you want to borrow my umbrella? I insist, I don't need it, please take it. Please help

>> No.15751040

>>15750994
Sounds pretty reasonable desu

>> No.15751043

>>15751033
>legs bound together
Wanna molest that 'brella when she can't run away.

>> No.15751046

>>15751033
Naw, I'm sure you need it just as much as me. Really, thanks for the offer though. Looks better with you.

I don't want her to hurt me

>> No.15751066

Feeling kind of down.

What kind of non-yeti MG is best to cuddle my sorrows away?

>> No.15751072

>>15751066
Mindflayer.

>> No.15751073
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>>15751066
The one you love

Do you like big tall girls that cuddle you like a prized possession, or smaller ones who cling to your side like you were an oversized pillow?

>> No.15751079

>>15751073

The taller, the better.

>>15751072

Is a good idea, but I don't feel confortable with the idea of someone inside my mind.
I value my intimacy.

>> No.15751084

>>15751079
What's more intimate than linking your minds together?

>> No.15751086

>>15751066
A Grizzly might do you some good, or a dormouse. Or just a couple giant rats floating around in your bed with you.

>> No.15751089

>>15751084
Soul hugs a best.

>> No.15751094

>>15751079
Well what YUGE girls do you like?

>> No.15751100

>tfw can't choose just one girl
Am I a bad person for being a haremfag?

>> No.15751102

>>15751089
>>15751084

Never done before, so I would be shitless scared and ruin the the moment.

>>15751086

I wouldn't complain with a Grizzly, looks warm.

>>15751094

The rule of thumb is that if it's tall, I like it. But I have a soft spot for carnivores.

>> No.15751106

>>15751084
Would you let a Gremlin put a radio receiver in your brain so she could give you remote hugs while she's away at work?

>> No.15751111

>>15751100

It's ok as long as you love all of them unconditionally, but some people may disagree.

Get yourself a shoggoth if you want variety.

>> No.15751127

>>15751106

It sounds artificial. Body contact, best contact.

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Is this the dream?

>> No.15751142

>>15751140
If I was a househusband I'd sell hugs all day while she was at work.

>> No.15751149

>>15751140
Nah. It's just a fantasy

>> No.15751152

>>15751142
You don't deserve a wife.

>> No.15751154

>>15751142
You belong in the public stocks being shamed.

>> No.15751157

>>15751154
And being hugged for free by all sorts of Devil Bugs.

>> No.15751159

>>15751157

Come on... Not all of them are bad.

>> No.15751160

>>15751154
I want to be in the public stocks opposite a cute Paladin-chan and fall in love with her during our week together.

>> No.15751180

Generally, respect for KC's Book-Buyer Privilege policy is why I only posted kinda-shitty cam photos of the profiles and bonus art, and nothing else. That and it's not like I had access to a scanner way out in Japan, or wanted to risk damage to my copy either, so...


>>15750994
>But some people stretch the rule and attacked the artist who posted the arts of new MGs on Twitter and Pixiv, so KC made clarification about that
Geez. And that's why I only posted 'em anonymously here on 4chan.

>>15751023
>They can probably change them at will too.
Pretty sure the point of a Stage 3 is being "Locked In", and being able to change around at that point would be sort of against that...
'Course, nothin' stopping them from using the wide manner of transformative items available in MGE land, so it's a moot point regardless I suppose.

>> No.15751192

>>15751180
No, the point of stage 3 is just that they've turned completely girly-girl, in heart and soul.

Also, they're succubi, MGE Succubi at that. Saying a lust demon with poorly defined but "extremely powerful abilities" would be limited to a single body type is silly.

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>>15751160
>sex show stocks
>the prisoners are suspended on movable racks
>every day at lunchtime a pair that's about to be released is made to penetrate each other
>all the monsters on lunch break in restaurants around the plaza watch and laugh
>the racks rub together clumsily for an hour
>often neither victim comes from of the mechanical grinding and they part ways avoiding each other's eyes after being released
>the shame of bad sex hangs over them for the rest of their lives

>finally anon and Paladin-chan are up
>they blush as the jailer Kikis place his dick at her lips and pull the rope to push them together
>they both desperately struggle to reach each other's faces but the racks are just angled too far apart
>the monsters mistake them wiggling as being disgusted at human-on-human sex and laugh sadistically
>as expected, they can't cum either
>finally the hour is up and the audience waits gleefully for them to run away crying
>instead they run towards each other
>the monsters gasp in shock as they start making out
>anon desperately humps Paladin-chan's thigh gap as they kiss, trying to get it back in
>they barely compose themselves to guide him in and interlock fingers right there on the stand
>the audience quickly shuffles away, unwilling to watch this sort of perversity
>he quickly shoots it up inside her just as the jailers start beating them with their batons
>they're run out of town with the cum and blood still dribbling down Paladin-chan's muscular thigh

>nobody knows what happened to those perverts
>there's a rumor that they still haunt the woods just outside of town
>children often go on tests of courage looking for them
>they say her tassets still shine bright, as if he'd never once pulled out in the hundred years since

>> No.15751201

>>15751142
You deserve death by stoning, with exceedingly small pebbles.

>> No.15751217

>>15751199
How romantic?

>> No.15751237

This quiet is boring.

Someone post more interesting (or hilariously disastrous) monstergirl fusion ideas. Like an ice dryad, or a chochin pasaran.

>> No.15751241

>>15751237
Ushi-Momen

>> No.15751243

>>15751237
It's 4 am, just go to sleep before the hellsith finds you.

>> No.15751244

>>15751237
Red Oni-Gremlin-Wyrm

Those inventions would be...interesting to say the least.

>> No.15751247

Ideally, how would your world be?

I mean the ratios of men/women/MG

>> No.15751248

>>15751201
Get on with the times, gran! A wife doesn't own her husband's body anymore!

>> No.15751249

>>15751243
Sleep is for those who haven't been touched by madness.

>> No.15751251

>>15751247
2:1:1

>> No.15751253

>>15751241
Sounds like she'd be made out of steel wool.

>> No.15751257

>>15751249
The madness of the mindtango?

>> No.15751260

>>15751257
That sounds deliciously sexual and horrific. Tell me how she works.

>> No.15751274

>>15751260

Releases spore-like eggs that you breathe in and they travel through your bloodstream until they reach your brain. There, they hatch into baby illithids that nom on it and rewrite your mind.

Tadpoles on your brain.

>> No.15751278

>>15751253
She'd rub you raw, if you know what I mean.

>> No.15751290

>>15751237
Kikimora x Wight, just because I want a pale skinned maid with dog ears and an instance that she's too good for cleaning.

>> No.15751302

>>15751237
Salamander--shoggoth
Would be the a purple flame lizard slimemaid that likes fighting

>> No.15751322

>>15751251

Does it mean that ideally, half of the men would have to deal with non monster waifus?

You are the real monster.

>> No.15751335

>>15751322
Human waifus are nice, too.

>> No.15751374

>>15750835
I celebrate with my waifu, then thank the heavens that KC's faggot rule was very wrong.

>> No.15751425

>>15750835
then phase one is complete
Now for phase 2

>> No.15751449

>>15751302
>"burn in the flames of madness!"

>> No.15751460

>>15751237
Undead angel.

>> No.15751466

>>15751274
I love it. What I was thinking of with that combination would be mind controlling spores that draw one to the mindtango, and try to get the host to convince other people towards her too.
That's when the mushroomy, tentacly conversion begins.

Because of their spores, which don't turn people into a zombie, but which make them seem perfectly lucid from the outside, and the mindtango's hive-mind psychic abilities, she'd probably be feared as one of the most dangerous MGs about.

>> No.15751478

>>15751290
I like the whole general idea of a wight and canine-girl fusion, just because it could mean the ghostly form of a giant wolf's head hovering behind/atop her, mirroring her movements like a Stand or Guardian Soul from Castlevania.

>>15751302
I'd be interested to see how she combines her space-bending powers with her fire abilities.
Or maybe even using those powers to argument her fighting abilities. She could punch thin air in front of you, and her fist would fly out of thin air to strike you in the back of the head.

>> No.15751481

>>15751466
>the spores let her talk to you telepathically and give you a chance to fall in love with her willingly if you don't, they rewrite your taste to her
>once you're desperate to meet your beloved, they lead you on an adventure to find her
>finally you descend into a cave to find her waiting for you
>when you run into her arms, her tentacles wrap around you and wriggle into your brain
>you become one with her as her spongy flesh begins to envelop you, starting from her arms, legs and tentacles wrapped around you

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>>15750582
>>15750585
Dang, I missed the Grimgerde talk.

>> No.15751508

>>15751481
Holy shit, I want it badly.
Becoming one with her in mind and in mushroom.

This is the second monstergirl fusion I want to commission art of now, after the gazer-wisp.

>> No.15751511

>>15751503
That left girl is very cute and I'd love to be her squire and masturbate with her laundry before washing it.

>> No.15751517

>>15751511
What an oddly specific desire completely unrelated to her source material.

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>>15750828
Vampire its a bigger version of mosquito.

>> No.15751520

>>15751517
I have no idea what the source material is, she just looks like a paladin girl.

>> No.15751526

>>15751520
Check the filename if the general design of the girl on the right isn't a dead giveaway.

>> No.15751530

What are some other neat things vampires could feed on? Besides blood, semen, and memories.

>> No.15751538

>>15751526
Girl version of a gundam? Boring. I figured they'd be something like Shinks with the "build" and "sexy" talk.

>> No.15751545

So Anons, how would you react to helping a time lost little dragon get home only to arrive back at your house and find that she's grown up into a big, muscled dragon who wants to be your husband for helping her?

>> No.15751551

>>15751545
>helping a time lost little dragon

So is she lost in time? Has she been ripped from her time and placed in another era? Or does she just not know what time it is?

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Remember to sexually satisfy your waifu

>> No.15751559

>>15751551
The former.
She touched something in her mothers hoard and got hurled into the far future.

You actually found her trying to intimidate a parked bus because she thought it was a metal beast.

>> No.15751561

Does kc hate us?

>> No.15751563

>>15751561
Of course he does, we're foreigners

>> No.15751565

>>15751558
I want to sexually frustrate my waifu by being a quickshot with a tiny penis! Every time we do it it's five thrusts she barely even feels and a shot.

>> No.15751568

>>15751561
Of course he does, we're /mgt/.

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Now with more sinking

>> No.15751606

>>15750834
Nah, I thought so at first and then I looked it up to find it a real recipe. It'll be a delicacy coming from his trusted mate.

>> No.15751609

>>15750813
Automaidtons?

>> No.15751611

>>15750833
>>15750847
I second that.

>> No.15751612

>>15751609
If I had an automaidton, I'd molest her so much that she'd have no time to work.

>> No.15751615

>>15751584
Misread that as "Now with more stinking", I think I would've liked that better.

>> No.15751616

>>15750937
Busou Shinki Automatons? Neat. SOON - just wait for Kotobukiya's new line and the profile translation to be out. Just you watch!

>> No.15751628

>>15751561
Of course he does, we're coocoo for coacoa puff.

>> No.15751633

>>15751033
Always nice to see a rarely-seen girl

>> No.15751636

>>15751616
I want to have an Automaton waifu who has a swimsuit built into her torso with no naked body underneath, but with an opening for sex. I want to put it in "through" the "swimsuit" and see my dick disappear through the dark blue crotch into her onahole pussy.

>> No.15751649

>>15751511
>>15751538
That is oddly specific. Now, what is a "shink" in this case?

>>15751517
Eh, I mean, they're full-on, fleshy MGs here, not automatons (just wait for IBO season 2, wew) so he probably would have talked about sexy simulacrum anyway.

I need to to stop posting before I'm actually caught up with the threads, but then I end up being surprised at what is discussed before I get back to my post

>> No.15751653

>>15751649
>Now, what is a "shink" in this case?
I imagine he mis-spelled "Shinki", a line of Mini-Mecha Musume action figures/models.

There was an adorably cutesy anime with surprisingly well-done fight scenes a couple years back.

>IBO season 2
Dat new PV showing Mikazuki plugging into the Lupus, and his arm and eye spasming as they regain their functionality. Fuckin' love it.

>> No.15751654

>>15751584
My word, well done! How do you feel about it compared to the completely surfaced version?

>>15751615
I misread it as "Now with more skinning" Traumatic flash-backs to that one laser-skinning gif that could've totally been a superior mecha/exosuit animation

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>>15751612
But what about when master needs protection?

>> No.15751656

>>15751561
We MGU now

>> No.15751659

>>15751655
I wanna pat her head when she goes into destroy mode

>> No.15751662

>>15751655
That's great it starts with an earthquake!

>> No.15751665

>>15751659
Be careful, she's very single minded when she's like that.
http://i.imgur.com/mZSelCI.png

>> No.15751666

>>15751545
Reject her. I don't want her to be my wife just because I helped her, she is doing nothing more than paying me back.
If she wants to be together, then maybe we should go on a date to know each other.

Just kidding. I dick her instantly.

>> No.15751674

>>15751653
Ah, I'm a little sad I didn't catch since I mentioned Shinkis just a few posts prior.

Just took a look myself and it is quite nice indeed. Hopefully more monster girls based on the devilish Gundam frames come.

>> No.15751680

Why is KC making every girl's paws and claws smaller now?

>> No.15751681

>>15751665
But destroying master means she can't protect master.

>> No.15751682

>>15751680
So they look better.

>> No.15751683

>>15751681
Headpats are another form of attack and she has to retaliate in kind.

>> No.15751685

>>15751682
But they don't look better at all.

>> No.15751692

>>15751680
He isn't. He's just adding a bit more diversity by having some girls with huge paws and claws and some with smaller ones.

>> No.15751694

>>15751659
She may or may not glow a serene green. Or >>15751665 will happen first, but fret not! By the power of psycho-waves her true feelings will come through and reach you. With the passion of a lustful Oni, maybe, but at least it won't be dangerous.

>>15751662
Come again?

>> No.15751698

>>15751683
Then I guess I'll just need to move faster.
Three times faster.

>> No.15751707

>>15751698
She's going to grapple you to the ground and pat your head until you're defeated. You can't win. Once she determines the attack to be over she'll blush furiously and begin to fizzle out of her ears.

>> No.15751708

>>15751247
1/75 human to monstergirl for the monstergirl world and thousands for humans for every monstergirl in ours.

>> No.15751709

>>15751680
Human-like claws and paws are way better.
KC should look at .less to see how to draw them properly.

>> No.15751721

>>15751680
>made Hellhound's paws bigger
>Wyvern's feet bigger
>Dragons can come in small or large claw flavors
>balanced it out with a few girls with smaller appendages
I don't see the issue here.

>> No.15751729

>>15751707
Silly Automaton, she can't defeat me!
Her soul is still bound by demonic energy!

>> No.15751736
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15751736

>>15751654
It's better, closer to the original design, i can't really tell why i didn't do that in the first place

>> No.15751737
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15751737

>"Women who change from human to werewolf tend to be much more docile than those who were werewolves from the beginning"

I made sure to look this up first, but I think this leads to a lot of adorable short-term and long-term "challenges" with Werewolves. For example:
-waifu wants to be the dominant one today, yet is too shy too be aggressive until she changes, but sometimes her instincts lead her to be submissive anyway while changed
-daughteru wants to be a big girl and sleep by herself, but unexpectedly changes and can't shake the urge to sleep hugged by her parents, or even when unchanged can't resist the softness of mom's changed state

Granted, there's no real mention of limitations on their changing ability. I like to imagine that at the very least learning to control it is an on-going and diverse process.

>> No.15751744

>>15751736
Amusingly, this brings Takao's line "I say to you, 'Nuts!'" to mind.

Anyway, I figured you just want to quickly portray her design out of excitement, not all too concerned with the more inhuman aspect since the profile hasn't been translated yet.

>> No.15751746

Post that one monster girl nobody but you likes.

>> No.15751747
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15751747

>>15750828
Don't remind me.

>> No.15751749

>>15751561
I seriously can't think of reasons he should particularly like us.

>>15751680
He's gotten better, and enlarging some objects on art is amateur tactics.

>> No.15751752

>>15751746
Impossible. Every girl is liked by more than one person, with the exception of ones that only KC "knows who exist" at this point.

>> No.15751756

>>15751746
Giant Slug.

>> No.15751766
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15751766

>>15751756
I'm sure I'd be happy to meet her cousin. It's good to get to know the family, too, you know?

Also this pixiv artist creates some rather neat girls with varied styles! Found them a few days ago.

>> No.15751787

>>15751749
Explain Jabberwock, Jinko and Chimaera then

>> No.15751797

Big Meaty Claws are the best. They hold you tight and never let go. Just ask your local Jabberwock.

>> No.15751805

>>15751680
Cause big paws a shit.

>> No.15751823

What about big hands that aren't paws or claws?

>> No.15751833

>>15751823
Troll pls

Shame she didn't get popular

>> No.15751834

>>15751823
Troll pls stay and do handjobs

>> No.15751836

>>15751833
She's not as popular as other girls but nobody hates her either.

I'm sure there are some people out there who loves her.

>> No.15751837

>>15751787
They all still carry remnants of his big limbs period being like 2 years old, and even then their physiologic sensibility and detail level are considerably better than those of Sphinx, Salamnder or vanilla Dragon.

>> No.15751845

>>15750825
Moderate Chuffing Jinkos.

>> No.15751856
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15751856

Would you let a yandere Kejorou give you a hairjob?

>> No.15751857

>>15751736
Is this something new you're working on? Or did I miss something last thread?

>> No.15751859

>>15751845
Massive Purring Cougars

>> No.15751879

>>15751837
And yet in recent art they're still as big as ever even though some other designs have had those sorts of things changed. And MGE has had designs with smaller and larger appendages since its beginning.

>> No.15751885
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15751885

>>15751856
Only if she could first defeat my waifu in Yan on Yan combat.

>> No.15751890

>>15751837
>Jabberwock and Chimaera were 2 years ago
Oh my fuck

>> No.15751891
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15751891

>>15751857
nothing new, it's an old thing i did for /v/ a while back
http://barbariank.tumblr.com/image/131451657288

Pic related is what i'm doing right now

>> No.15751894

>>15751856
No.

>> No.15751895

>>15751885
Your waifu looks like a nerdy neet, anon.

>> No.15751898

>>15751856
Maybe

>> No.15751902

>>15751891
Oh wow I must have missed that, thanks can't wait for more stuff from you.

>> No.15751907

>>15751856
I don't know.

>> No.15751911

>>15751890
Exactly.
Bonus art means nothing because KC doesn't like deviating too much from his old existing designs. But do not expect him to ever produce another design with larger than human hands ever again. That's just his new design philisophy.

>> No.15751914

>>15751898
Sure about that? Her hair might go inside your penis and sandwich your dick with itself.

>> No.15751918

>>15751914
Is this supposed to be bad

>> No.15751920

>>15751918
I mean if getting sounded is your idea of a good time, go for it.

>> No.15751922

>>15751914
>Her hair might go inside your penis

WHOA! I'm okay with some stuff this thread doesn't like but that's the one part I agree with. Nothing inside the dick.

>> No.15751923

>>15751918
It sounds very bad.

>> No.15751924

>>15751895
Yup. Only the best kind of person.

>> No.15751927

>>15751891
Could you do a cute Yeti sometime? I think a Yeti would look good in your style

>> No.15751929

>>15751911
I can only hope so.

>> No.15751931

One scissor a day keeps the Kej away.

>> No.15751933

>>15751927
Yeti with human sized paws!

>> No.15751949

>clothes under scales
>no more scales on the body
>no more proper transition to the arms
>tiny hands
Why is KC trying to ruin dragons
In fact why doesn't any girl have proper transitions between human and monster parts anymore, pretty much all of his recent designs' monster bits just look like clothes

>> No.15751950

>>15751922
If you give /d/ an inch, they'll take a mile.

>> No.15751954

>>15751933
Her hugs wouldn't be as good.

>> No.15751956

>>15751927
Dude, every monstergirl looks good in his style.

Bottom heavy is universal

>> No.15751958

>>15751933
She would be ostracized by all the other Yetis for being able to handle delicate tools, type on keyboards, and hold a steady job in MGC with her dexterity

>> No.15751963
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15751963

Did you know that Elf vaganias are filled with horrifying tentacles that constrict your dick and also urethrally penetrate you when you put it in?

http://pastebin.com/YNEwxkpH

>> No.15751965

>>15751949
He's secretly a human supremacist subtly sabotaging the cause.

>> No.15751970

>>15751949
Monster girls are just horns/ears and tail. The rest is fancy clothing made by a spider or armor.

>> No.15751975

>>15751956
Bottom heavy Wendigos with thick thighs who can't get their coats to close below their waist

>> No.15751980

>>15751949
Dragons are the only real offenders here though.

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15751985

>>15751970
>Monster girls are just horns/ears and tail

>> No.15751993

>>15751985
Explicit pandering to MGQ fags complaining that Wonderland was too cosplay. Most don't even acknowledge that she exists, so she should be effectively treated as non canon.

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15751999

>>15751993
>

>> No.15752000

>>15751993
>so she should be effectively treated as non canon
You're an special type of retard.

>> No.15752004

>>15751993
I will fight you and you will lose.

>> No.15752008

Can lolis be pedos?

>> No.15752013

>>15752008
I guess, but whats the punch line here?

>> No.15752015

>>15752008
If they are one of those old hags loli then yes.

>> No.15752024

>>15752013
I just think it would be both hilarious and hot to see gangs of lolis assaulting shotas at the playground.

Good thing the onee-sabbath is there to protect their otoutos

>> No.15752027

>>15751980
Dragons did nothing wrong.

>> No.15752033

>>15752027
Dragons are BORING and lazy

>> No.15752042

Wurm > Ryu > Jabberwock> Vanilla Dragon = Wyvern

>> No.15752043

>>15752033
You're boring and lazy.

>> No.15752044

>>15752033
No. Dragons are super interesting and hard-workers.

>> No.15752048

>>15752042
Vanilla Dragon > Zombie Dragon > Wyvern = Wurm > Ryu > Jabbergarbage.

>> No.15752059

>>15752042
Vanilla=Zombie=Wurm=Jabby=Wyvern

All dragons are great!

>> No.15752061

>>15752048
I bet a Wyvern made this because her older sister has a cute boy and she doesn't.

>> No.15752063

>>15752044
They are super lazy. All they do is lay on their hoard all day until someone walks in to fight.

And their boring because their predictable. I wonder if that red dragon is going to be mean and possessive? I wonder if that copper dragon is going to be sly and mercurial?

>> No.15752070

>>15751949
If you mean dragons from dragonia it's not from KC but some other fags

>> No.15752072

>>15752063
/tg/ is that way.

>> No.15752076

>>15752063
>I wonder if that red dragon is going to be mean and possessive? I wonder if that copper dragon is going to be sly and mercurial?
Dass rayciss!
Tsundere Gold Dragons a best, though.

>> No.15752078

>>15752072
Anon, we're already /tg/.

>> No.15752080

>>15752078
>we

>> No.15752082

>>15752078
If you really think that you don't know shit about /tg/

>> No.15752104

>>15751584
Aw, hot damn. I'm the guy who suggested the variant with the goo portal effect, but you're fantastic for going through and making the change. Love the little strands clinging to her arm and chest, too.

I wonder what it feels like inside the portal, anyway.

>> No.15752107

>>15752063
Where do you think their hoards come from? They have to go on a bunch of adventures to find all those treasures, surely they get tired sometimes and decide to rest on top of all those nice things they've collected.

>> No.15752111
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15752111

This is your maid now.

>> No.15752113

>>15752111
Great, she'll get along with the other maids just fine I'm sure.

>> No.15752118

>>15752111
Tits too big, hips not big enough.

>> No.15752123

>>15752118
>Tits too big
The fuck am I reading.

>> No.15752129

>>15752111
At this point, I'd call MGC maid central and complain about how thick their skulls are, shortly before dragging the girl in for "stress relief".
I'd be insulted at how all these girls think I need a maid for an apartment.

>> No.15752138

>>15752129
>I'd be insulted at how all these girls think I need a maid for an apartment
But you do. If you let the maid in I'm sure she will be glad to explain why you should marr- I mean hire her.

>> No.15752140

>>15752070
The designs of Dragonia were supervised by KC. Hence why Zombie Dragon looks the same as the Dragonia dragons.

>> No.15752142

>>15750813
>roadrunner harpy
>cute, friendly, and curious

>> No.15752148

/mgt/, I want your softest anubi.

>> No.15752149
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15752149

>>15750813
Swimming with a ryu on a hot summer day or night!

>> No.15752157

>>15752059
What if undead dragon isn't a kind to itself? What if there can be one undead dragon of every type? Wurm, ryu, vanilla, jabber and wyvern?

>> No.15752166

>>15752157
I think they would be pretty rare considering most wyverns are used as mounts, Jabbers are sluts, Wurms are rapists and Ryus are lon... popular and known as gods and in case of danger she has the reverse scale.

>> No.15752180

>>15752157
>>15752166
I guess there is a possibility of a wyvern that doesn't accept anyone as her rider and dies. Then she would be reborn as a zombie wyvern, also known as town's bike.

>> No.15752189

>>15752180
>Zombie Wyvern taking children for rides and making bedroom eyes at their older brothers.

Cute.

>> No.15752190

I want to destroy a hinezumi with a german suplex.

>> No.15752191

https://picarto.tv/ButterT

Butter T is making a Basilisk if you guys are interested!

>> No.15752196

>>15752190
I want to pin a hinezumi down and nibble her ears.

>> No.15752197

>>15752191
Live drawning of patreon logo when?

>> No.15752201

>>15752191
Interesting, thanks for linking.

>> No.15752217

>>15752191
Neat! Much obliged.

>> No.15752223

>>15750884
No problem.

>> No.15752228

>>15751655
I know this is based off the Unicorns NT-D, but the artist barely made Rem's horn visible.

>> No.15752236

>>15751609
Their simulacrum bits would be very boingy and molestable on top of having milk production augments.
I'd also imagine that they'd have minimal armor compared to the typical Automaton.

>> No.15752237

>>15751665
>A monstergirl will never sniff you obsessively.

>> No.15752250

>>15751019
>Alpfaggots use Alps as an excuse to post unrelated cancer like trapshit
Fucks sake.

>> No.15752253

>>15752190
I want to destroy a hinezumi by using pocket water.

>> No.15752256

>>15752250
>8 hours ago
Please fuck off, it's obvious you're just trying to start shit that is done and over with.

>> No.15752257

>>15751503
Grimgerede-chans wings are very tiny despite being named after a Valkyrie.

>> No.15752258
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15752258

>Be visiting the Zipangu region on hearsay there's some fangasmic plum sake made by another westerner and a monster of all things
>Spend a good deal of local currency to procure a bottle, the insignia is the mon of a centipede, kind of creepy
>Get back to your hostel and open the door to your room, there's some silver haired woman in a gaudy kimono drinking YOUR sake
>The fuck are you doing in my room?
" 'My room'? I've always been here, sonny. It's not my fault you were going to drink this all by your lonesome."
>Start moving towards her, she's smugly smiling at you
>Try to strike her, pass through her as if her body is made up of the strange black smoke coming from the pipe on the table
"Woah, there! It's kind of rude for a guest to strike the master of the household!"
>Yell at her about how it's YOUR FUCKING ROOM
>She takes a sip of sake and lunges forward, kissing you and essentially filtering it into your mouth with her tongue
>You can feel your knees buckle a little bit and she just lets out an "Ara ara" of victory, she actually left you momentarily speechless
"That at least got you to be quiet a little bit, pervert-kun."
>Get confused, then she clarifies for you
"This is a nice sake, if not a little weak... My, I haven't had something like this since I was... Mm, better to not tell you a lady's age. But you're still a filthy pervert for getting all wobbly from a kiss."
>She kisses you again with plum and rice flavored lips, husking out another "Peerrrrvert"
>Starts undressing you, kissing you on the neck, the clavicle, your chest
>The buzz of the sake is making your mind hazy
"Since I don't have money, I have something else you'll be interested in~"
>She's disrobing as well, showing off a large tattoo of a chrysanthemum across her left breast and along her arm
>Ends up fucking you to the point of you wanting to fuck the smug out of her, and fail
>If anything you end up making her 10x as smug during the sex
>Wake up at the crow's calling, she's gone from the bedroom
>All the BBA hostess will tell you that you're not the first young man to hallucinate a strange woman in their room
>Head back across the sea, your heart having sunk. She kind of stole your first kiss and time... as well as maybe your heart.
>The people in your home village are interested to know about who gave you a hickey on the neck that still hasn't left, almost like a tattoo or mark of some kind.
>You can't explain it.
>See smoke coming from your house one day in huge, black plumes, run inside only to hear a woman's laughter.
"Welcome back, pervert-kun <3~ I've been waiting for you~"

>> No.15752281

>>15752257
Grimgerde-chan*

>> No.15752287

>>15752258
>All the BBA hostess will tell you that you're not the first young man to hallucinate a strange woman in their room
Slut.

>> No.15752309

>>15752258
What a cunt.
If that happened to me I would call the staff and if they didn't come I would bite her lips as soon as she tried to kiss me.

>> No.15752311

>>15752258
Her design was literally made for boysluts. Apophises on suicide watch.

>> No.15752327

>>15750765
You're a fucking scumdouchebag and I need you to stick a rusty needle underneath your toenail and kick a wall as hard as you fucking can.

>> No.15752331

>>15752309
>Wanting to bite an ojousama

>> No.15752337

>>15752311
Nothing stopping apophis from breaking into your house and eating your food. Although they might be less graceful about it.

>> No.15752338

>>15752331
Some people have no class.

>> No.15752341

>>15752337
They do that already though. Chunni lazy weirdos.

They're like Ryus but evil.

>> No.15752351

>>15752341
>Implying there aren't evil ryu's

>> No.15752356

>>15752351
Staying up all night eatting ice cream while watching anime is only evil to her figure

>> No.15752359

>>15752331
>>15752338
She doesn't deserve to be treated nicely if she thinks it's okay to invade other peoples houses and consuming their stuff.

If I saw one in my house saying she lives there I would just play the thief and rapist and go crazy on her. I would even use her pipe without consent.

>> No.15752367

>>15752356
Please,

She makes it rain on kobold pups playing outside and doesn't give out candy on Halloween, only tooth brushes

>> No.15752368

>>15752359
You don't notice them until they're gone, unfortunately. It's kind of their gimmick

>> No.15752375

>>15752367
And then she wonders why she's lonely.

>> No.15752379

>>15752356
Crying and wishing that she had a boyfriend while throwing a tantrum is the worse thing she could do.

>> No.15752390

>>15752368
Gonna leave a shit load of drugged drinks around.
Ooh the things I will do to her sleeping body.

>> No.15752395

>>15752351
> implying all Ryus aren't evil
They're pretty much Ming the Merciless.
"Bring me a 'sacrifice' of virgin boys, villages, or with my mighty power your fields shall lie parched and your crops wither and die! Choose carefully, for the countryside only gets wet if I do. Bahahahahaha!"

>> No.15752407

>>15752367
>little cartoon clouds raining on the kobold pups and only the kobold pups
>evil ryu laughing in the window
Would be the sex slave of.

>> No.15752409

>>15752395
Didn't know we had a Ryu trying to look cool here.

People only go for Ryus because they get paid well for having to deal with her and helping the land.

>> No.15752413

>>15752191
>he promised to draw a holstaurus and glacies
>still hasn't

>> No.15752449
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15752449

So KC makes waifus for everyone and bends the rules to make waifus for everyone.

Does that mean, logically, that if I only liked evil waifus who rob, pillage, rape, and all the other fun evils of the world there would have to exist a MG like that as well?

>> No.15752452

>>15752449
The problem here is Monster Girls aren't evil. At least, not in the murder sense. Look into the Extremist faction.

>> No.15752453

>>15752449
Nope, you would get raped by a really nice and gentle monster girl and mamono mana would brainwash you into loving her.

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15752457

>>15752449
Goblins sound close to what you want. They attack travellers in groups, steal their shit and if it's a man they rape him.

>> No.15752460

>>15752453
>brainwash
That's a mean way to say acquired taste

>> No.15752468

>>15752449
No

>> No.15752473

>>15752449
Nope.

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15752481

>>15752457
I hate Goblins but whatever I guess.

I shall become the Goblin King.

Please god don't let Goblin Slayer find me.

>> No.15752486

>>15752481
Just sick Sheer Heart Attack on him.

>> No.15752489

>>15752449
Marry a Demon/Devil and a Cursed Sword in Druella's army.

>> No.15752516

>>15752452
> The problem here is Monster Girls aren't evil. At least, not in the murder sense.

They rape, kidnap, and body-horror people both for fun and as a necessary means of propagating their species.

Literally the only metric by which they're not evil is the murder one.

>> No.15752517

>>15752375
Yep.
Wanna walk in on her eating all natural holst ice cream while wearing nothing but her underwear.

>> No.15752520

>>15752516
They have good intentions though.

>> No.15752535

>>15752520
So did Sauron. He just wanted order.

>> No.15752549
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15752549

>> No.15752553

>>15752535
The only problem with Sauron was the way he went about trying to establish his order.

>> No.15752563

>>15752553
Are you saying he should have married Frodo?

>> No.15752567
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15752567

>>15752563
Yes.

>> No.15752587

>>15752468
>>15752473
Can I at least have evil monsters with benefits then?

>> No.15752854

>>15752256
He's not wrong though.
Think about all the recent monsterboy and unrelated trap shit people have been trying to sneak in by talking about Alps.

>> No.15752858

>>15752587
Do those benefits include an awesome castle to live in?

>> No.15752863

>>15752854
Actually it's less that and more likely that starbow guy from irc and /qa/ trying to start shit as an excuse to get the threads nuked.

>> No.15752865

>>15752863
I still can't believe someone so autistic exists and I'm an actual autist.

>> No.15752866

>>15752863
Not him or that starbow fag you refer to, but while I am okay with genderbender stuff the Alpposting is ridiculous on top if the fact that anons use it as an excuse to post traps and MBs.

>> No.15752870

>>15752257
Both of theirs are, but polymorphing is within their power.

>> No.15752871

>>15752228
It could've been a bolder shade of pink, I suppose.

>> No.15752873

>>15752287
I think the implication is that there were multiple, or she just didn't bother to husband anyone till this young man.

>> No.15752879

>>15752149
I didn't intend to take this anywhere, but I got to thinking that with their strong bodies and control over the elements, especially water, a Ryuu could probably float with the ease as you thrust into her again and again.

Yes, along a quiet, peaceful lake on a misty morning in Zipangu, the first rays of sunlight breaking through... http://pastebin.com/bWvhi0ee

>> No.15752914
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15752914

>>15752311
>Apophises on suicide watch.
No! Snake Love 4ever

>> No.15752918

>>15752311
>Implying I can't be a boyslut for both

>> No.15752920

>>15752879
Bit too heavy on the purple prose there.

>> No.15752929

>>15752914
They're gross and mean.

>> No.15752936

>>15752920
A fine and fair point It was also part of my attempt not to make it outright lewd I ended up getting a bit ahead of myself after seeing the idea mentioned for the second thread in a row. Perhaps on-the-fly filtering won't be a strength of mine for some time. And thanks for giving me a measure of how heavy it was.

>> No.15752940

>>15752929
>gross
She's a desert monster who bathes herself every day simply for the joy of it.
>mean
It's bullying, not meanness, and it's only done to slutty pharaohs and annoying, name-calling guys such as yourself.

>> No.15752950

Had any weird ideas recently?

>> No.15752953

>>15752936
It works well to not make it lewd, but you can also do that by simply just implying sex. You've got the right idea with the use of metaphors, I'd say just dial it down a little.

>> No.15752955

>TFW you purge all your shitty writing in cleansing fire
Feels euphoric

>> No.15752958

>>15752950
Yes. Many.

>> No.15752959

>>15752950
A Lich replacing her dead reproductive system with that of a human woman's so she could give birth.

>> No.15752960

>>15752950
Yep, but I also had a cute idea.

>> No.15752963

>>15752950
I was toying with the idea of a scientist or alchemist dragon. Then i started thinking about how to implement a fruit blender into a soldier beetle story

>> No.15752970
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15752970

I'm expecting this to go down as well as the last 100% lewd-free piece I did, but I just had to get rid of this idea that wouldn't go away. Rest easy when I say that this isn't going to be an ongoing theme; your regularly-scheduled smut programs will resume within the week.

But until then: http://pastebin.com/wJLnewFF

>> No.15752977

>>15752955
I'm surprised to see that it wasn't Bollocks who purged his stuff (again)

>> No.15752980

>>15752950
All I can think of are assorted /ss/ scenarios and maid shit.

>> No.15752986

>>15752977
He kind of did

>> No.15753002

>>15752929
Their only crime was loving a little too much.

>> No.15753007

>>15752980
Go on.

>> No.15753013

>>15752986
It still shows up for me.

>> No.15753018

>>15752549
But ma'am i need them! if i don't rub myself with them for every 2 hours i will die!

>> No.15753030

>>15753013
Weird.

>> No.15753034

>>15753018
Looks like you'll need to make your own. Good luck impregnating a minticore.

>> No.15753043

>>15753034
Fuck you, i don't want to wait that long for a Mofucore, i want one now!

>> No.15753050

>>15753034
I want to cuddle a Manticore after sex and nuzzle up against her mofu collar!
What would that be called? A Mane?

>> No.15753053

When is too much mofu an issue

>> No.15753058

>>15753053
Never.

>> No.15753066
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15753066

>>15753007
>Lonesome latchkey rich kid and his thicc clingy Automaton engaging in non-consensual sexual activities
>Non-bovine wetnurse MG (maybe a Kiki, who knows) turned personal maid/guardian starts to have feelings for her ward that go beyond maternal affection
I know I had more ideas beyond these, but I can't quite recount them.

>> No.15753070

Why don't monsters teach other monsters that rape is bad

>> No.15753077

>>15752959
But they don't actually need to do that.

>> No.15753081

>>15753070
Why do you ask stupid question multiple times every single thread?

>> No.15753083

>>15752104
>I wonder what it feels like inside the portal, anyway.
A small space that almost feels like it's made of hot wax.

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15753087

>>15753043
Look Anon. I have a bunch of them and I will give them to you if you get inside the van.

>> No.15753090

What does a Shoggoth's kiss feel like? Would the SAN loss be worth it

>> No.15753091

>>15753066
>Lonesome latchkey rich kid and his thicc clingy Automaton engaging in non-consensual sexual activities
Well great, now I'm imagining a busty Automaton pinning a boy down and forcing his dick inside her and thrusting like a piston while looking dead in his eyes with an unchanging kuu face as he empties his balls inside her over and over again.
"I'm the only one worthy of your affections master. I'll ruin you for other girls and fill your heart with me."

>> No.15753092

>>15753066
>thicc clingy Automaton
She must be an older outdated model huh? His parents who are never around must have just picked one out at random and given it to him.

>> No.15753101

>>15752970
Just read through it. I quite liked it; a fascinating take on the whole "undeath" thing, where you're not really bringing the person back.
I'm feeling like a complete retard in the reading comprehension department, though. If he could read about his own world, which one wouldn't he be allowed in?

>> No.15753105

>>15752879
Fucking lovely
You cannot do wrong with Ryus, unless they end up being warlords

>> No.15753106

>>15752970
Oh look, silent hates undead. Have an "ntr" tag.

>> No.15753107

>>15753087
Anon, do I look like an idiot? Do you take me for a fool? I know there's a full grown Manticore in there naked, oiled up and ready to rape me.
You just have to tell me that and I'll go in. Don't lie about it.

>> No.15753109

>>15753092
What would the Automaton do when she is called mom

>> No.15753115

>>15753109
Nursing handjob followed by Paizuri and blowjob.
Potentially followed by rough sex in the cowgirl position.

>> No.15753117

>>15752970
T-thanks for that... I think.

>> No.15753122

>>15753091
>"I'm the only one worthy of your affections master. I'll ruin you for other girls and fill your heart with me."
Hnnnngh.
>>15753109
Milk production goes into overdrive and she gains the ability to momdom, or >>15753115

Automamom

>> No.15753130

>>15753101
The world that can't be touched by magic.

>> No.15753136

>>15753092
>>15753091
Surely parents wouldn't leave their son alone with a monster girl.

>> No.15753140

I like momsters that don't fuck the sonu

>> No.15753143

>>15753136
Hm, kind of leaves you wondering how many boys end up as 'orphans' under the holy order when their parents are corrupted. Time to see if I can write something on that~

>> No.15753146

>>15753140
What about ones that set their sons up with some nice girls.

>> No.15753149

>>15753136
By leaving their son alone with a monstergirl, their boy grows stronger on top of gaining a lover.
>>15753143
Ho?

>> No.15753151

>>15753122
It gets better anon, she genuinely loves her master and gets really pouty if other girls look at him in a way she deems flirty.
She'll hug him close and glare at them while puffing her cheeks.

>> No.15753153

>>15753146
Those are fine though might be embarrassing for then son

>> No.15753157

>>15753146
Great, now I really want to see a monstergirl who took in a human orphan trying to convince her friends to let her set their daughterus up with him.

>> No.15753168

>>15753153
But he needs to find a wife.
>>15753157
Sounds like a cute and heartwarming story. Would she even have a hard time convincing her friends to set him up?

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>>15753107
You're a pretty good manticore slut I'll tell you that much.
I hope you enjoy spending time with your new mofucore dealer.

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15753182

>> No.15753185

>>15753151
And depending on her height and thickness, the boy can use her simulacrum boingy bits as pillows when he sits on her lap.
Imagine the sounds her joints would make in this case.

>> No.15753188

>>15753168
Oh god I'm imagining a stereotypical Jewish mother as the momster

>> No.15753189

>>15753109
Then she would be Evangelion unit 01

>> No.15753194

>>15753188
It's perfect, and she has an entire folder of girls who are just PERFECT for her adopted son.

>> No.15753195

>>15753182
I have arachnophobia but those Ushi are just to cute to be afraid of

>> No.15753197

>>15753168
She'd have a bit of a hard time since the boy grew up so stubborn and strong-willed. She blames herself honestly, it's to be expected if your mother's a Lamia.

>>15753169
>mofucore dealer
You mean "wife".
Because once she's molested me with her tailpussy enough I'm going to push her down, kiss her deep and mating press her until she's pregnant.
And then I'll stay by her side for the rest of my life.

>> No.15753203

>>15753185
She's about two feet taller than her master but she's mentally the same age since she was built the same year he was born.

>> No.15753204

Monstergirls have a lot of variants now.

Dire
Mini
Micromofu
Pygmy

What other universally applicable variants and abominations against evolution are there?

>> No.15753208

>>15753197
He'll break down when he finds the right girl.

>> No.15753209

>>15753204
Scaled and Fluffy.

>> No.15753210

>>15753204
Rainbow n' shit.

>> No.15753213

>>15753204
Thing face

Like you could have a cute Kitsune whose face peels open to reveal her bifurcated mandible, endless arrays of shark-like teeth and a mass of wet tentacles for a mouth.

>> No.15753215

>>15753210
best slime

>> No.15753216

>>15753115
>>15753122
>holstaurus automaton

Actually more MGs converted into automatons

>> No.15753218

>>15753194
>Why haven't you married that nice taanuki girl I set you up with last week

>> No.15753225

>>15753203
You know, that rings up the odd point of a newly built adult automaton having a fresh mind. I'd assume they are programmed to love and protect, but having a 'two year old' waifu still feels wrong. in before someone mentions upgrading to the most recent model and abandoning a perfectly loving waifubot for one that has a 5G connection.

>> No.15753226

>>15753208
Oh man, I just imagined it.
>Her son meets a Lamia just as stubborn and strong-willed as he is.
>They butt heads for weeks before eventually it reaches a fever pitch and they end up fucking like rabbits.
>Lamia Mom is unsure if she should be happy she's getting grandkids or terrified about how stubborn they'll be due to their parents.

>> No.15753234

>>15753194
But anon, what kind of momster would she be? Most monstergirls would love to have a son even if he's adopted, but whatspecies is best for fussing and doting?

>> No.15753236

>>15753209
How would a scaled ghost or elemental work?
I guess we can call the fluffy one that isn't downsized a Macromofu.

>>15753210
I like it. The rainbow colours all fluctuate and change on the monstergirls' surfaces, right?

>>15753213
Terrifying. I love it. Also that seems like a good mimic-esque monstergirl idea in its own right.

>> No.15753241

>>15753182
Ha! They're even more enthusiastic than in your coloured work of Ushi-cuties clinging to their papa. Who's that in the corner though?

>>15753195
I concur. Also I'd really just like to show spiders out of my house with nothing more than my hand some day, or just be at peace with them.

>> No.15753242

>>15753225
Would aging up look something like this http://i.imgur.com/1E2VOop.gifv

>> No.15753244

>>15753236
>that seems like a good mimic-esque monstergirl idea in its own right.
It's basically Harblador's abomination without the sanity effects or galaxy eyes

>> No.15753249

>>15753226
That's perfect.
>>15753234
Holst? Kiki?

>> No.15753250

>>15753182
>that face
so thats how despair looks like

>> No.15753256

>>15753242
Oh wow, that's amazing. Forget the aging, just give me a robutt girl who can do that, with ultra-sexy armour plating.

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15753260

>>15753105
If by that you mean it was somewhat touching despite how thick I laid it on, I'm glad! Well, in any case I am. I look forward to making future work far better a la >>15752953

(forgot to mention before: first pastebin post - pic related)

>unless they end up being warlords
Is it all right if they're supporting few families helping to shelter a significant tag-team from the Order who want out and the Doppelganger they cherish?

>>15751609
>>15751616
>>15753122
My word! All these automamonikers today!
-Automaton
-Automaidton
-Automamon
Calling-back to the Bionicle talk a few threads ago, it'd be great to have an Automa-koro/Automa-metru/Automa Nui somewhere!

>> No.15753261

Momsters are for impregnating and having daughterus with.

>> No.15753263

>>15753225
>abandoning a perfectly loving waifubot
And the worst part is she's an used onahole so nobody will want her anymore. Being a second-hand automaton is suffering.

>> No.15753264

>>15753225
>Abandoning an Automaton for a new model
>Not shutting her off so you can move her AI Core and into the new model
Pleb.

>> No.15753269

>>15753261
Childhood friends are for making into momsters.

>> No.15753271

>>15753225
Automaton are irreplaceable, no matter the model.

>> No.15753275

>>15753271
Automatons*

>> No.15753277

>>15753256
> Robogirl sees you watching anime
> its a magical girl series
> calls up little green tinkerer friend on a project
> they get a rocket powered transformation sequence going for her and everything
> a week later, you find yourself complaining about work to her
> tfw your qt automata blows up your living room with a "magical" armor change, then proceeds to fly off and assault your bossu

>> No.15753282

>>15753263
Don't worry, she's modular. Just remove her RAPE (Reproduction And Pleasure Element) and replace it with a new womb and pussy component.

>> No.15753288

>>15753282
Goodness man, that's almost as bad as the:
Eradication of Repulsive Evil and Corruption Team
Wait, is there an Order unit who carries such a name?

>> No.15753289
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15753289

I'd like the extra extra large hips add-on to my Automaton. The stock modest breasts are fine, though.

>> No.15753292

>>15753282
What if their lore just has them set up as foot soldiers, meant to collect spirit energy en masse with no actual love component installed? I now want a story of a prisoner falling for his mechanical, unfeeling captor stockholm style.

>> No.15753294
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15753294

Automatons are clearly modular and adjustable, that and DE curses through their bodies so why would someone want to replace one?

>> No.15753296

>>15753292
Holy shit what a great idea. I have to warosu up the yandere clockwork terminator now.

>> No.15753304

>>15753294
If you replace an Automaton piece by piece over the wear and tear of years of combat until nothing original remains, is she really the same waifu?

>> No.15753312

>>15753304
The whole body of a biological organism gets replaced multiple times during a lifetime due to cells replacing old ones little by little, so it's a pretty shit argument

>> No.15753315

>>15753294
>augmented lizardgirl
Holy fuck please
Like a progression of being augmented due to battles

>> No.15753317

>>15753292
>>15753296
Found it

>Early Modern science-type Lich builds an automaton to kidnap victims to experiment on
>It doesn't quite work and the automaton kidnaps a boy but then fails to deliver him
>She fails to reverse the movement orders for the way back and goes the same way in the other direction and starts guarding him in a dilapidated farmhouse

>She's gone into guard mode and prevents him from leaving while provisioning him so he doesn't die while the Mistress is occupied
>Too bad Mistress wrote her off as a failure and no help is coming
>The automaton brings the boy food and drink and interacts clumsily with him to prevent him from going insane with boredom in case Mistress needs a non-mindless test subject
>He starts getting Stockholm syndrome for the scary clockwork doll who tells him stories of distant lands with a dead-eyed monotone and gives him mechanical handjobs when he gets horny enough to pop spontaneous boners

>She begins to slow down as her winding runs out and finally one morning fails to get up
>He's now addicted to her and waits patiently for her to play with him
>He gets more and more sad and anxious as she doesn't wake up
>Finally he starts to tearfully molest her
>He accidentally puts his dick in her winding machine at her crotch
>His frantic pumping winds her insides up again and his semen gives the magical kickstart she needs to boot up
>She whirrs to action as he lies on top of her, dick still inside her, crying
>She registers that he's sad and requires hugs and headpats
>His mind breaks when she suddenly begins to cuddle him

>Years later the Mistress remembers to check up on the automaton
>He still lives with it at that farm, convinced that it's his wife
>The Lich takes both of them to her lair so she can do some research on mindbreak

>> No.15753322

>>15753304
One day, you just get assaulted by a gestalt of all of her current and older parts that has multiple personalities and a hard yan streak.

>> No.15753329

>>15753322
Oh wow, we really are just going full Nier with this.

Can't wait for Automata and the inevitable android despair that comes with it.

>> No.15753331

>>15753317
I can accept this as comfy, even. My thanks anon.

>> No.15753337

>>15753289
Unf I love this artists Shinkis.

>> No.15753339

>>15753329
I had never heard of Nier before. I just love science fiction and all of the horror that goes along with it. I would happily waifu a beta fork of a human woman and help her through her identity crisis and attempt to understand her place in life.

>> No.15753341

Which of the new girls (besides Gremlin) should get a chibi next?

>> No.15753342

>>15753329
Seems like Emil's gonna show up in the new game too- maybe following the B ending? Either way. can't wait for more of Yoko Taro's weirdness.

>> No.15753345

>>15753337
They're perfect in every way. Cute and sexy.

>> No.15753349

>>15753341
Ice Queen or Dark Mage

>> No.15753353

>>15753341
Automaton, Dragon Zombie, or Dark Mage.

>> No.15753354

>>15753322
>You'll never wake up one day to find your Automaton waifu has copied her AI into a bunch of bodies built from her old parts.
>She'll never reverse gangbang you all on her own and become your one woman harem.
All because she felt bad for the parts that weren't being used anymore because she's a huge softie beneath that kuu exterior.

>> No.15753355

>>15753349
B-but we already have wendigos and witches!

>> No.15753361

>>15753341
Your favorite.

>> No.15753363

>>15753355
Ice Queen is super cute though

>> No.15753364

>>15753341
White Horn or Ice Queen would be delightful.

>> No.15753367

>>15753341
Boss Nura.

>> No.15753369

>>15753354
>"Husband, husband- this hand was the first one to touch you when we met. These eye was the first ones I saw you fully exposed- even after the left paring was destroyed, I kept it. Did you know, I can still feel those moments when I interface with them? Having me all together like this... aaah...."

>> No.15753370

>>15753353
Why do I get the feeling that Dragon Zombies are the kind of girls who wake you up with a deepthroat in the morning?

>> No.15753372

>>15753370
Because they are.

>> No.15753379

>>15753339
>I had never heard of Nier before.
You should go play it.

>>15753342
Oh neat, is there actual word on that?

>> No.15753380

>>15753341
The dumb turtle.

>> No.15753382

>>15753369
I don't know if I'd be able to handle all her bodies clinging to me and whispering loving things into my ears. It's too flustering!

>> No.15753389

>>15753370
Eh, but with that lewd and mindless look on their face I kind of want them to be bad with foreplay, and being a dragon they need to be a little more forceful... Maybe she just gets right to cowgirl stuff when she wakes up to morning wood..?

>> No.15753391

>>15753341
Nurarihyon, Dragon Zombie, or Griffon.

>> No.15753399

>>15753354
I just hope she de-rusts the old parts first.

>> No.15753402

>>15753389
But what if what she wants in the morning is a big dose of her husband's semen down her throat?
Though I wouldn't put it past her to go straight for the main course.
Just imagine that. Waking up feeling something tight and wet pulsing around your dick, opening your eyes to see something blurry bouncing up and down only for your vision to clear and reveal that it's her tits.

>> No.15753408

>>15753379
http://gematsu.com/2015/06/nier-new-project-have-returning-characters

>> No.15753415

>>15753399
Of course she does anon, what do you take her for? She also modified all the bodies to have different extra stimulating pussies.

>> No.15753426
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15753426

the best part of waking up
is mofu in your cup

>> No.15753439

>>15753426
THE BEST

>> No.15753441

I want my Automaton to have a semen collection inside her forearm with the opening in her palm so she can milk me with her handjobs and gather up the delicious energy with no waste.

I might also rape her palmpussy after finding out about this.

>> No.15753442

>>15753408
What interests me there is the fact that the sequel is still called Nier in the first place. Considering how, well, Nier isn't the main character in it, or likely even appearing.
I wonder what the connection will be, if there is any, in that case.

>> No.15753444

>>15753426
It's almost too much to bear, the young little Mofucore using its tail like a trap instead of a sexual organ and those eyes!
The big, toothy grin practically draws itself behind the cup. It's not even smug, just a wicked sense of self-esteem at having "caught' her prey.

>> No.15753447

>>15753442
Looks like someone needs to get into the light novels.

>> No.15753452

>>15753439
I understood that reference

>> No.15753456

>>15751247
1/0/2.3
That way we don't have to bother with 3DPD and everyone can get their waifu including the harem-lovers

>>15753204
Albino, feral, lesser, greater and maybe alpha

>> No.15753457

>>15753402
With normal dragons you wake up first and prepare breakfast for your little lizard to serve her in bed, or maybe she serves you if you dom her
With zombie she wakes up first and serves herself on your defenseless body.

Quite the personality twist indeed.

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15753465

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15753476

>>15753465
Maybe not regular slowpoke guy, but with all that talk of momsters and orphans maybe some story will come your way.

>> No.15753492

>>15753447
A little while ago, I saw an image showing the complete timeline of the Nier and Drakengard stories.
Once I saw that there were categories for "radio show" and "stage play" I knew that I'd never be able to fully understand the universes.

>> No.15753533

If monstergirls where really would I finally find love?

>> No.15753537

>>15753533
No.

It would find you instead.

>> No.15753549

Android 18 Automaton?

>> No.15753570

>>15753549
Then a bald midget wins

>> No.15753578

>>15753570
How did he even get a chance.

>> No.15753613

>>15753578
Because he got his ass beat so much that he deserved a chance.

>> No.15753620

>>15753578
He is pretty much the strongest human
>inb4 Tien

>> No.15753628

>>15753578
He's the strongest pure human

>> No.15753641

>>15753620
>>15753628
I think you all are forgetting Mark "Hercule" Satan and his bubblegum best friend

>> No.15753657

>>15753641
Hail Satan!

>> No.15753658

>>15753641
Mr. Satan would get his ass beat by Krillin, don't you lie.

>> No.15753680

>>15753641
>bubblegum best friend
If DBZ had monstergirls Videl would have a new mom

>> No.15753681

>>15753658
>Being this delusional
Mr. Satan managed to defeat Cell! Can Krillin say the same?

>> No.15753683
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15753683

Remember when Sea Bishop was popular?

>> No.15753685

>>15753681
Well, Krillin beat a certain timeline's cell.

>> No.15753686

>>15752970
Geez, that's much more depressing then you usually get.

>> No.15753695

>>15753680
I mean, it technically does.

>> No.15753704

>>15753683
I'd marry a fish.

>> No.15753710

>>15753704
You like the water a lot then, huh?

>> No.15753713

>>15753680
Thank god for Online and canon female Majins huh?
Still can't believe the mother of the Majin Race is called "Booby"

>>15753681
>Mr. Satan managed to defeat Cell!
Pal, if you actually believe that then I've got some prime real estate on Old Namek to sell you.

>> No.15753719

>>15753683
Literally less lovable then Ryus and Monoeyes.

>> No.15753734

>>15753695
technically sure I'll agree plenty of Buu girls from the video games
>>15753713
Didn't Buu make the female from Satan's porno mag, so the name fits

>> No.15753737

>>15753683
I want to make my childhood friend Sea Bishop sad by asking her to be the officiant of my wedding.

>> No.15753738

>>15753683

can't say that I do

>> No.15753739

>>15753681
No, but Krillin married 18

>> No.15753743
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15753743

>>15753704
You're a good man.
>>15753719
>>15753737
You two on the other hand are terrible.

>> No.15753752

>>15753734
It was a novel actually, but yeah Buu made a girl because he was lonely as fuck.
So we have Satan to thank for bubblegum waifus now. Thanks for leaving your porn laying around Satan.

>> No.15753755
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15753755

Foxy Ninjas?

>> No.15753762

>>15753743
It's not my fault they're dumb fish.

>> No.15753773

>>15753755
Kumiho ninjas.

>> No.15753784

>>15753743
I'm not a terrible person, it's just that she's not my type.

>> No.15753795

>>15753683
What's her appeal

>> No.15753797
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15753797

>>15753773
This face wouldn't hurt a fly.

http://i.imgur.com/y13m5oL.jpg

>> No.15753812

>>15753797
Ignore that.

None of you saw anything.

>> No.15753814

>>15753755
>>15753797
What does a foxes cleavage smell like?

>> No.15753817

>>15753795
She is cute and kind I guess.

>> No.15753823

>>15753814
Sake and happiness.

>> No.15753826

>>15753814
Granny smell and floral shampoo.

>> No.15753827

Why are slimes and shogs so great?

>> No.15753837
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15753837

>>15753683
I fondly remember the last OP we had featuring one.
She was getting all "ara ara" about a kindly Anon who was returning her stone tablet to her, I think.
Supposedly he was shy about it since she's an important person, but he was willing nonetheless.

>> No.15753840

I want to use duct tape to tape a loli Kiki's hands into fists and then giggle at her when she tries to clean with her hands in those tiny, tight duct-tape mittens.

>> No.15753841

So Anons, how do you stop your arcanist friend from replacing her limbs with Automaton replacements?

>> No.15753842

>>15753795
>gentle and would never attack you unless it was to save your life
>attractive appearance in an innocent yet charming way
>lets you breath under water
Would marry a Sea Bishop.

>> No.15753850

>>15753743
>>15753837
>>15753683
I am not into Sea Bishops but goddamn, when i see those breasts all i can think about is paizuri.

>> No.15753853

>>15753841
I don't, because then I can steal her Automaton limbs while she's asleep and tease her for being a quad-amp.

>> No.15753859

>>15753853
That would be mean!
You don't want her to get mad do you?
She may have to implant some collapsable wings on her back just in case that happens.

>> No.15753867

>>15753859
Yes, that's exactly what I want. I want her to get all mad and flustered but unable to do anything about it with her little stumps. I'd dick her when she's like that too, just to prove my point about how helpless she is and how it's entirely her fault that I'm able to do things like this to her now.

Also, I'm not an idiot anon I'd take her wings off too.

>> No.15753868

>>15753853
Dammit now I need to find that really cute amputee story on sad panda

>> No.15753870

>>15753868
Which one is that?

>> No.15753875

>>15753850
You wouldn't preform paizuri on a Sea Bishop that fell asleep on the rocks right? She would probably make a surprised squeal when she woke up to you blowing your load in her face.

>> No.15753876

>>15753870
The one by ShindoL, ironically it has nothing bad. No rape, mind break, ntr or anything his usual works have

https://exhentai.org/g/722000/469462215d/

>> No.15753877

>>15753868
The only amputee doujin that I can remember liking is the vanilla one by Shindol of all people.

>> No.15753880

>>15753867
Oh?
Well she's just going to need to reinforce the connection then, tying them deeply into her body....And for that matter she may as well reduce the amount of time she needs to sleep by installing a mana generator and replacing a few organs with energy efficient automa-replicas.

>> No.15753883

>>15753876
>>15753877
Shindol hive mind.

>> No.15753885

>>15753883
That one about the wheelchair girl is also great

>> No.15753891

>>15753885
Barrier Free? I can't count the amount of times I've fapped to that one.

It's amazing how he can do stuff like that from time to time while between all the ntr and guro doujins he pumps out.

>> No.15753918
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15753918

Don't worry anon, you'll amount to something one day at least in the after life, ohohoho!

>> No.15753922
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15753922

>Try to attempt writing a monstergirl hypnosis story
>Literally getting drowsy and falling asleeo as I write it, closing my eyes and thinking about how great being in bed would be

I don't appreciate my body's sense of irony.

>> No.15753923

>>15753918
I want to flick her on the head and then go back to building Gunpla with my Shoulderbus and Leanan Sidhe buddies.

>> No.15753926

>>15753922
>You'll never use Hypnosis to get a stubborn Anubis to go to sleep.

>> No.15753932
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15753932

Here, have a Kikimora. You might find her slightly odd but you will get along with her just fine.

>> No.15753934

>>15753926
Shh, don't spoil the plot of it.

>> No.15753939

>>15753932
What's odd about her?

>> No.15753956

>>15753932
She looks like a competent maid

>> No.15753960

>>15753923
>Ganbatte fairy cheering up Wispy so she doesn't give up.

>> No.15753972

>>15753960
What would happen if I built something like a Hy-Gogg or a Deathscythe for the Shoulder Wisp?
What suit would be her favorite I wonder?

>> No.15753979

>>15753932
Why does she have hooves?

>> No.15753982

>>15753932
>Those legs
Whatch out Anon! that's no Kiki, that's a demon goat from hell looking to suck all the semen out of you!

>> No.15753983

>>15753972
She would be more confident in killing you.

>> No.15753986

>>15753926
How would you convince her to let you hypnotize her in the first place?

>> No.15753987

>>15753983
Well she's not going to succeed. I'm too afraid of death to off myself!
And if I was offered Immortality I'd take it!

>> No.15753988
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15753988

>>15753842
A fine taste you have there.

>>15753850
You do realize that she could ensure none of it went to waste without just have to deepthroat it every time?

You'll see her nibble at whatever floating globs there are, all cheeky, then smug, and finally outright lustful by the time she gets it all, deeply rubbing her sex, with a slow, loving restraint because she really wants to get off on you.

She'll just float right on to you and carry you away, or with a powerful thrust of her tail, create a current that pulls you right into her. Few beings can be so gentle and yet such a force of nature all at once.

Have fun, Anon: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1420897

>> No.15753993

>>15753986
Hit her with a Hypnosis charm I bought from a local Dark Mage of course.
All so she can get a good night's sleep for once.

>> No.15754000

>>15753993
That seems pretty sneaky. Wouldn't she try and resist it if it just came out of the blue like that?

>> No.15754016

>>15753987
You would kill yourself to become immortal with her.
There's be no need to worry, you would all the time in the world to get good at drawing. Even though there wouldn't be anyone else to see it but you and your Wisp.

>> No.15754048

>>15753988

>sea monster girls who use the power of currents to prevent you from escaping without physically restraining you themselves

now there's an interesting idea

>> No.15754051 [DELETED] 

die norms

>> No.15754056 [DELETED] 

>>15754051
I'm Dan, not Norman.

>> No.15754061 [DELETED] 

>>15754051
Piss off, mucus toad.

>> No.15754067

>>15753939
She is a little sensitive about her legs. Perhaps you should compliment them.

>>15753956
She's quite competent and smug till you mention her hooves.

>> No.15754069 [DELETED] 

>>15754051
Which monsters would go after /r9k/ Anons?

>> No.15754074 [DELETED] 

>>15754069
Mucus Toads.

>> No.15754081

>>15754067
I like the hooves they look cute

>> No.15754093

>>15753683
I'm usually more a fan of the legged mgs, but nice romance-y mermaids hit a sweet spot. Bishop prime among them...

>> No.15754115

What monstergirl species are natural airheads?

Also is it true airheads are the girls with the strongest maternal instincts?

>> No.15754118

I was just thinking how bizarre a place with a lot of couples passing by would look like in an MG society
>age gaps both ways everywhere
>dudes and monsters with crazy body proportions that have been changed by mana to fit someone's fetishes

>> No.15754119

>>15754115
Wurm.

>> No.15754120

>>15754115
Wurms. Despite the stereotype, they're closer to rape trains with airhead tendencies.

>> No.15754124

>>15754115
Holsts, Jubjubs, maybe Harpys.

And I don't think that's true.

>> No.15754128

>>15754124
>Holsts

>> No.15754138

>>15754128
What?

>> No.15754141
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15754141

Let's talk about those forgotten. Does the Pot Devil even have a single piece of fan art? It must be lonely being a Pot Devil, knowing you might aswell not exist.

>> No.15754140

>>15753261
But which momsters are the most ara ara?

>> No.15754142

>>15754141
I want to buy her a new golden vase for clothing

>> No.15754143

>>15754141
I would cook in that pot, if you know what i mean.

>> No.15754151

>>15754141
Even the sea slime has managed to not be completely forgotten

>> No.15754152

>>15754141
Everytime I hear "Pot devil" I imagine a devil smoking pot.

>> No.15754155

>>15754141
She's basically a weaker mimic, so there's not much to her. Break her pot, and she's powerless.

>> No.15754159

>>15754138
They're not.

>> No.15754176
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15754176

>>15754048
Woah there! I mean, sure, they can do that-

They're considerate (Charybdis' special ability aside) making it a strong, but soothing current. Aye, a refined waveform only a sea-dweller can manifest, washing away aches or simply pleasing your enthusiastic explorer sense.

The real charm, however, is their sweet-sea-talk, among other kindly acts (they don't consider saving your life one - a principled view). Yes, the real wave that washes over you is their affectionate and "a-whole-new-world-esque" expressions. Breathe in the atmosphere, Anon!

Quite literally at that. The sea is much more inviting - and exciting - once you can. Do you know what it is to let the love juice of your waifu flow through you and fill you with her pure aroma...? I do.

The sea works wonders even I can't comprehend.

>> No.15754180

>>15754159
I thought they were meant to be.

>> No.15754185

>>15754115
Most slimes, bull girls, I think that scarf thing from zipangu...

>>15754152
I guess that's why they went with the name change.

>> No.15754194

I want to hug a Monoeye Sea Bishop

>> No.15754197

>>15754180
I don't really see it.

>> No.15754214

>>15754197
>they're not deep thinkers, and they're spaced-out much of the time.

>> No.15754217 [DELETED] 

>>15754069
Alps that also browse /r9k/ and bitch about girls.

>> No.15754219
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15754219

>>15754115
Airheadedness is Hobby's specialty!

>> No.15754220

>>15750826
Okay, to let you know, I am getting better at hands, faces and body proportions. Just not at the level where I can fap to it, let alone be proud of it.

>> No.15754221 [DELETED] 

>>15754217
>Alps pretending to be Anons so they can get some Anon dick

Interesting.

>> No.15754225

Why would more monstrous girls hate the less monstrous ones?

>> No.15754228 [DELETED] 

>>15754221
What do you mean pretending? They got too into their dogma until they finally became the very things they hated.

>> No.15754231

>>15754220
I think it might be rare to find even a professional artist who can easily fap to his own drawings.

Either way, glad to hear you're making progress. Anything you could show in an Imgur or something, or not quite yet?

>> No.15754235 [DELETED] 

>>15754228
My god, the Alp conspiracy goes deep.

>> No.15754241
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15754241

Raiju are cute!

>> No.15754245
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15754245

>>15754155
Would you an Office Mimic? She'll keep the important documents safe and make sure no one interrupts you two during working-hours sex.

>> No.15754247

>>15754214
Being easygoing means the same than being an airhead?

I'm sincerely asking, it's not the same in my language.

>> No.15754252

>>15754247
"Spaced out" is pretty much the same as airheaded.

>> No.15754254
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15754254

>>15754241
Raijus are best when thick.

>> No.15754258

>>15754241
How many Raijus does it take to change a lamp?

>> No.15754269

>>15754225
Lots of reasons, but mostly because people would love Catgirls and Kikimoras and hate Aaraches and Shoggoths.

>> No.15754270

>>15754245
Does she get wifi in her chest?

>> No.15754284

>>15754254
Is that Renka?

>> No.15754288

>>15754252
>Note 1: People who are spaced out are usually considered to be stupid by their peers, although often these people are actually very smart.

>> No.15754296

>>15754288
Huh, I stand corrected.

>> No.15754299

>>15754284
Yep.

>> No.15754300

>>15754269
Would the catgirls bully the monsters

>> No.15754301

>>15754254
Raijus are best when brown.

>>15754284
Looks like it.

>> No.15754304

How do you guys cope with the fact that you will never be fucked dry by a monster girl?

Fapping to them is not enough believe me i tried.

>> No.15754307

>>15754299
>>15754301
Excellent, I love Senran Monster girls.

>> No.15754312

>>15754304
I can't cope with the fact a strong monster girls with big boobs will never hold me and make me feel safe.

>> No.15754313

Why can't monsters express their feelings in ways that don't involve rape?

>> No.15754314

>>15754304
By knowing that I can always practice lucid dreaming. And by knowing that if that despair ever becomes absolute, at least there's tulpas.

>> No.15754315

>>15754307
I'm happy that the guy that was requesting it in the drawthreads was finally able to get it drawn too.

>> No.15754321

>>15754313
>>15753081

>> No.15754324

>>15754307
Who wouldn't?

Senrans are already great on their own, as monster girls they would be even better.

>> No.15754327

>>15754304
For me sex is just a bonus. What hurts me is that I'll never see her smile.

I also got used to the feeling of not have anything and I can indulge pretty hard on my mind, so even if it's just my imagination, I'm a little happy when I see her.

>> No.15754328

>>15754313
You again?

>> No.15754332

>>15754315
Good for him.
>>15754324
Making good things even better.

>> No.15754344

>>15754314
Tulpas are essentially a figment of yourself.
What I'm saying is that, in an "absolute despair" scenario, a tulpa is probably a fantastically bad idea.

>> No.15754345

>>15754332
It's a damn shame Miyabi will never get drawn as a monster girl, best girl deserves way more love.

>> No.15754348

>>15754344
Hm, good point. Making one because of negative emotions would lead to a negative tulpa and vice versa, I suppose.

Guess I'll just try and get really good at lucid dreaming, then.

>> No.15754349

>>15754324
Lamia Hikage when?

>> No.15754353

>>15754270
Absolutely! She wouldn't bother with a laptop otherwise.

>> No.15754354

>>15754349
But snek is already a snek.

>> No.15754358

>>15754353
I bet her chest is comfy to rest in while cuddling her after a hard day's work

>> No.15754361

>>15754345
Which Monster girl should she be? I want to say Cursed Sword.

>> No.15754367

>>15754354
Snek can be even more snek though

>> No.15754373

>>15754344
>a tulpa is probably a fantastically bad idea
What do you say that? even if they are a figment of your imagination and it's not real for everybody else it is real to you and that's what matters.

>> No.15754391

>>15754373
It's true that it's just an "extension" of yourself, but it's still creating a kind of complex illusion of another sapience.
People who know their stuff about this sort of thing advise against making a tulpa for "selfish" or petty reasons. And they say that it's a commiment which should first be considered with just as much care and gravity as you might expect. Negativity during the creation process can skew things as they develop.

>> No.15754393

>>15754373
It's basically self inflicted insanity/schizo. I've heard of people really fucking themselves up by doing it.

>> No.15754399

>>15754373
>>15754393
Forgive me posting something from the forbidden show, but this is relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ8mSBaD3Q

Makes me laugh every time.

>> No.15754401

>>15754361
Either a Harpy or a Lamia.

Now a good question is what that beautiful young woman Rin would be.

>> No.15754403

>>15754391
>>15754393
Yeah i agree that it is not recommended for everyone to do, still, that "Anon's brain will melt if he tries" scenarios are extremely rare cases and the whole thing is not as bad as people think.

>> No.15754409

>>15754401
Some kind of Harpy.

>> No.15754410

How can you make a Slime wear a maid outift?

>> No.15754412
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15754412

Big girls are love. Big girls are life.

>> No.15754417

>>15754410
You get a Shoggoth.

>> No.15754421

>>15754412
What about bigamy with a tiny fairy and a tall oni?

>> No.15754424

>>15754412
I'm envious.

>> No.15754431

>>15754421
I just had the worst idea in the world. Thanks Anon.

>> No.15754435

>>15754417
A titty Shoggoth would look great wearing an imitative version of http://i.imgur.com/6egb1aa.png made from her own mass.

>> No.15754436

>>15754403
This seems fair. By the very nature of it, if you go into it thinking bad things are going to happwn, than that's exactly what will happen.

All the stuff like the screaming tulpa (A.K.A the Jackie Chan tulpa story) are pretty much just obvious horror stories made to scare people. All the hundreds of people who just get along with it don't get infamous stories written about them, obviously. Some people are even born or grow up with these phenomena naturally, and no evidence of mental illness, and they end u p surprised when they find out there's a kind of fame to it on the internet.

That said, it's pretty clearly not for everybody, and a lot of the fanbase seems pretty awful.

>> No.15754440

>>15754431
Is it a fairy condom?

>> No.15754442

>>15754431
What was the idea

>> No.15754446
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15754446

What's inside a Wendigo's coat?

>> No.15754449

>>15754412
I wish I had a Toyone.

>> No.15754450

>>15754446
A pocket dimension leading to a comfy cabin/tent.

>> No.15754452

>>15754446
A Wendigo.

>> No.15754454

>>15754358
Both chests are comfortable to rest on during work as well

>> No.15754455

>>15754440
>>15754442
Yeah, it's fairy condom.

>> No.15754457

Would a Mimic like a chest made by her beloved

>> No.15754467

>>15754412
>tfw a tall girl will never cuddle you and call you cute

Why?

>> No.15754475

>>15754446
Endless fur and darkness. Also whatever stray objects, beings and carcasses a wendigo might just happen to stow away within her cloak.

>> No.15754480

>>15754455
How would that work? Also a monster is a shit condom because then you impregnate the fairy

>> No.15754493

>>15754480
>Impregnate the fairy condom
>she gives birth to more fairies
>you can use all them as condoms too

What's the problem?

>> No.15754494
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15754494

Okay okay, I know my ideas haven't been on point every time but...

What if a Living Armor + Matango

>> No.15754495

>>15754457
> knock mimic up
> big milky boobs
> "Ufufufufu~, I like *this* chest you made even better Anon"

>> No.15754496
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15754496

>>15754412
This is why I like Blue Oni

>> No.15754497

>>15754480
>Shove fairy in dick
>Shove dick in Oni

Like I said, terrible idea. Also, she is a condom for protecting the Oni from getting pregnant, not herself.

>> No.15754507

>>15754412
I want to cuddle a tallflat ogre

>> No.15754512

Would a Succubus raised by an Alp end up being a tomboy?

>> No.15754516

>>15754176
The sea isn't nearly as inviting as I'd like it to be. Sure, it would contain some of the best MGs, but it has too many downsides for me.

First and foremost, many works about the briny deep taught me that the ocean is a scary and dangerous place.
Second of all, most of the stuff I work with tends to corrode and not work properly in water, and salty sea water tends to make it worse.
Finally, adapting to life under the sea is a very significant lifestyle change, and not one I'm prepared to make.

While I'm sure a strong sea-wife would help me with the first point, fixing the other two would require unreasonable accommodations.

>> No.15754519

>>15754512
Stop.

>> No.15754524

>>15754512
Fucking really?

>> No.15754525

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

>> No.15754531

>>15754435
>Shoggoth wears that outfit
>The hell's going on, waifu
>Slides up to you, smug as a bug in a rug
>Kisses you full on the lips

As she kissed me, my mind was lost in a tsunami, dragging up images of ancient long forgotten creatures. As I descended deeper beneath the waves, a great, non-euclidean city rose out of the sands. Exploring through the city, I came across a chasm that seemed to stretch into the very bowels of the earth itself.

Gazing into the chasm, there stood a creature beyond all description. Casting its gaze back at me.

It was then that I awoke, knowing that the stars were right and the horror would once again walk the Earth.

As well as the fact that during a kiss my maid will... vibrate and chirrup in little "li-li-teke-li-li!"s of pleasure.

>> No.15754538

>>15752970
...I dun like it.

>> No.15754548

>>15753294
Y'know, it is only now that I notice the writing above her [decidedly naked, puffy-looking] crotch.

I wonder what it says?

>> No.15754556
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>>15754301
>Raijus are best when brown.
THIS MAN KNOWS.

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>>15754412
I want a dire hellhound so I can be her little spoon

>> No.15754561

>>15754512
Depends on the alp. There's all kinds.

>> No.15754584

>>15754403
>>15754436
My point was that if you are ALREADY in a poor mental state (despair) making a tulpa is a bad idea because it is fundamentally linked to your (presently miserable) mental state.

>> No.15754597

>>15754494
This seems like a really bad idea What If Anon http://imgur.com/a/oADEI

Like a tremendously bad idea.

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>>15754349

>> No.15754602

>>15754556
Yoruichi and Harribel were fucking fantastic, shame they were completely wasted on trash.

>> No.15754610

>>15754525
Did you get attacked by an Ushi?

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>>15754457
>U:
>Genki!

A:
>Dashite!

U&A:
>NE?!

>> No.15754617

>>15754611
Those are some cute spiders

>> No.15754622

>>15754611
Those are some scary spiders.

>> No.15754623

>>15754611
Am I one the wiki?

>> No.15754626

>>15754611
I really like Ushi, but hate other spiders.
That fluff really makes a difference.

>> No.15754627

>>15754457

would a Arachne like a shirt or other piece of clothing you made for them?

>> No.15754629

>>15754627
wouldn't she be the clothes maker?

>> No.15754631

>>15754629

no, like if you got some materials yourself and made it in secret

>> No.15754633

>>15754627
I'm torn between saying they'd like it more because at least you're showing an interest in their craft, and saying they'd like it less because they have higher standards and a more critical eye.

>> No.15754636

>>15754631
Well I do like to sew

>> No.15754647

>>15754611
What a cute rapetrain on the left.

>> No.15754652

>>15754633

Mostly the former with a bit of the latter then?

>> No.15754661

>>15754602
Whatever happened to Sharktits.

>> No.15754667

>>15754516
O ye of little faith. Doth ye love thy profession so?
Verily! Even then true love shall find a way.
The sea welcoming, thy wife guiding.
But it is a fine thing to wait.
Patience is a reward.

>> No.15754670

>>15754661
Who knows? Thanks a lot Shonen Jump.
I really do hope Kubo pulls what the guy who wrote Shaman King did and writes a side manga to answer the hanging plot threads.

>> No.15754675

>>15754627
>That's great sweetie, what is it?

>> No.15754676

>>15754661
Quincy Cumdump.

>> No.15754682

>>15754512
She'll inherit her mom's love of spats and nachos, and say "Kyaa" a lot.

>> No.15754683

any of you folks have the link to this story? goes something like
>guy with big dick leads men into battle
>his comrades are all killed by gnolls, he's only spared because of his huge charlie brown
>gnoll has her way with him, and then his mother in law (i think?) gets in on the action, although she's a cunt

>> No.15754689

Would you rather have a Kiki sized shog for a maid or a shog sized kiki?

>> No.15754696

>>15754683
Whatever the fuck that is, that definitely wasn't written here.

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>>15754683
http://pastebin.com/uqGXVhdk

I'd almost feel like a terrible person if I weren't able to actually link this to you. But you're still a filthy fucking faggot, for the record.

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>>15754617
>>15754622
Their ability to cheer one up is, indeed, formidable.

>>15754623
I should hope you're not one with the wiki, Anon. I've heard the comments are fear inspiring, I just go to check profiles and grab art.

>>15754626
>>15754647
Mofu is might? I can understand that.

Oh dear. This was all actually meant for >>15754467 I've made a mistake

>> No.15754724

>>15754706
Much obliged, anon. I've come to terms with my deviant nature and have accepted that's just who I am as a person.

>> No.15754727

>>15754718
>Their ability to cheer one up is, indeed, formidable.
But they're still spiders.

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>>15754689
yes

>> No.15754733 [DELETED] 

>>15754729
delet this

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>>15754301
yep.

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>>15754689

>> No.15754739

>>15754737
Why is she so strong

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>>15754733
no

>> No.15754751

>>15754739
It's the power of love

>> No.15754752 [DELETED] 

>>15754744
DELET THIS

>> No.15754755

>>15754739
She had to be for her past job.

>> No.15754757 [DELETED] 

>>15754706
>>15754729
>>15754744
Be polite and delete off-topic images please

>> No.15754761

>>15754755
What was her past job, I can't see maid work needing that much strength

>> No.15754768

>>15754761
She was a "cleaner" and had to deal with "unruly clients"

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>>15754727
That just makes it all the more impressive. They inspired me to be more gentle towards (read:not murderously afraid of) real spiders! It's been working well! A little of my time goes a long way for a spider's life.

>> No.15754779

>>15754771
does her arm say Joy

>> No.15754780

>>15754771
It's cute when MGs affects us in real life. I like to think that it makes them super happy and excited.

>> No.15754782

>>15754724
You're still a faggot for getting off to furries.

>> No.15754789

>>15754771
Spiders are bad.

>> No.15754812

>>15754683
What the fuck is going on today.

>> No.15754823

>>15754779
Luth only knows (and some close followers I imagine)! But let's pretend it is, for this is truly a joyous sight.

>>15754780
Yes, indeed. It's also appreciable in-universe as I'm sure there are still spiders there. I could finally achieve my dream of handling spiders like just another animal and she'd be so proud.

>>15754789
You listen here you spider slanderer!Spiders are terrifying at one moment or the other. But for the most part they're not bad.We're the bad ones. At handling them that is. Why isn't that optional education? Also damn those who let them get past QA checks for bananas.

>> No.15754830

>>15754780
>>15754771

>Anon who scared by spiders gets a spider waifu
>Some time later he sees a normal spider scurrying around in his place.
>Normally he'd freak out and kill it quickly
>But now he just impassively catches it and lets it go outside
>spider waifu notices this and teases him a bit over it.

>> No.15754841

>>15754830
Man I have arachnophobia, but spider waifu is different because those little eight legged demons don't have a qt growing out of their body

>> No.15754847

How much fluffy is too fluffy?

>> No.15754848

>>15754830
Yeah, but I mean do you really think spiderfu is gonna suddenly be nicer to monkeys or pigs 'cause of you? I like neither of those things despite our weird genetic similarities. What I'm saying is it's probably ok to still dislike spiders and have a big, thread spinning, eight legged waifu.

>> No.15754853

>>15754830
I just thought, what if having a monstergirl waifu made you friendly to her animal equivalent

>Spider waifu, spiders won't try to bite you anymore, not even the aggressive and poisonous ones, they let you touch them all what you want
>Werewolf waifu, wolves will never attack you as long as you don't hurt them
Etc etc

>> No.15754856

>>15754847
If fluffy obscures potential for sexy times or the feel of cuddles, it may be too fluffy. Yetis and Wendigo don't seem to reach this fluff critical mass, however I'd imagine Kitsune tail clusters may make certain interactions a bit more difficult. Regular tail brushing of your waifu and daughterus may prevent this.

>> No.15754872

>>15754830
>>15754848
>teases you when you're kind by saying she'll once again "leave you intact" tonight
>punishes you when you kill one by making your cock go "splat" over and over

Also, I don't know, she might find monkeys more endearing, if only to tease me. If she really didn't warm up to them though I think that like us, she'd at least be more peaceable. We won't suddenly like spiders, but we'll kill them out of paranoia a lot less as time goes on.

>>15754841
Knowing your wife is a queen ever atop her throne helps, but so does the fact that she's large (and just one), but mainly large (and soft/smooth). Tiny things that my eyes can't track, can get through small spaces more easily than me and can fit a plethora of themselves at once in a space. Psychologically it is just taxing to think about.

>> No.15754897

>>15754853
So what you're really saying is that having an Automaton waifu means your car won't fall apart and your tv remote will always be in the first place you look. Interesting....

And heck, Tanuki are already proof of this, what with money problems always solving themselves after getting married.

>> No.15754901

What is the worst that could happen while a shog and kiki fight?

>> No.15754910

>>15754901
they make a mess causing the house to get dirty

>> No.15754911

>>15754812
I have no idea but the story the guy wanted was something from /tg/ and had furries in it. So, unless there's a fa/tg/uy here or some furfaggot like Bob or Bollocks linked it to him idk fampire.

>> No.15754912

>>15754901
Master ends up hurt, at which point both of them apologize and begrudgingly get along, subverting each other in other ways. Sometimes that means beating the other to a chore for you, sometimes that means being more risque in bed.

This didn't take any thought, anon. I just knew it in my heart.

>> No.15754915

>>15754872

If you had a lamia, arachne, etc MG waifu and got bitten by a particularly dangerous snake, spider, with a potent poison they would show no mercy to it.

>> No.15754920

>>15754915
What about a Platypus girl?

>> No.15754932

>>15754920

A platypus girl would just shitpost a real platypus to death.

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>>15754830
>Some MonMusu type scenario where a host is assigned a Monster Girl
>It's from a species he's absolutely terrified of
>Tries his best to keep his cool
>She's really nice, but he just can't get past his fears
>She starts to notice, starts feeling ashamed, tries to cover herself up
>Host feels awful
>Over time he slowly gets used to her
>No longer gets nervous when shes around
>Doesn't avert his gaze
>Eventually they fall in love
That sounds cute as fuck.

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>>15754920
What, like a Chimera...? This is as close to a pick-a-mix creature as you are getting. Platypus-chimera-chan would probably get bullied too. Why would you want to make that life of suffering?

>> No.15754944

>>15754933
> What is Rachnera's backstory for 1000?
In all seriousness this would be cute. I'd want the guy to be younger, and learn to think of her once scary parts as protective and loving features.

>> No.15754951

>>15754920
I don't think they are venomous

>The platypus is the only Australian mammal known to be venomous. Adult males have a pointed spur (about 15 millimetres long) located just above the heel of each hind leg, which can be used to inject poison produced by a gland in the thigh (the crural gland).

oh well damn

>> No.15754953

>>15754944
Well, the thing is Rach just ended up leaving her host family because they couldn't get over it. It'd be interesting to see from the host's perspective.

>> No.15754956

>>15754823
Go away spider.

Spiders are mean, horrible abominations.

>> No.15754962

>>15754495
I'm rock solid.

>> No.15754979
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>>15750831
CUTE! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!

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>>15754951

>Inject
>Poison

That's not how it works you silly goose

>> No.15754986

>>15754915
>killing out of general dislike
>murdering because it hurt what's precious to you
Allow me to consider this for a brief moment. Come on, Anon, that's different.

>> No.15754987

>>15754980
>That's not how it works
>Implying envenoming doesn't work by penetrating the skin and injecting it into the bloodstream

>> No.15754993

>>15754951
Good thing female platypuses can't do that

>> No.15754994

>>15754987

Venom has to be injected

Poison has to be consumed or absorbed

A platypus is venomous, it is not poisonous.

>> No.15754995

>>15754933
>two tribal rattlesnake finds in one day
Saved. Thanks, Anon.

>>15754935
>Chimera art I don't have
Also saved. Thank you, too, Anon.

>> No.15754998

>>15754911
Gnolls aren't furry. Furries half-ass everything they do, splitting the difference between human and animal features when they see fit. Gnolls are much closer to bestiality, as their anthropomorphic features are almost strictly functional (bipedal movement, vaguely human skeletons), not cosmetic.

>> No.15755021

>>15754986

true. i was just imagining a different scenario.

>> No.15755022

>>15754993
There isn't a lot of regard for sexual dimorphism in representations of animal girls. You'd expect a peacock girl to be colorful, a lion girl might have a mane, large horns on certain animal types.
It's more about striking features than anything else.

>> No.15755027

>>15754951
It's funny because supposedly Platypus is one of the most painful venoms on Earth, yet it hardly kills adult humans who are affected by it.

People describe it as much more painful than a bullet wound, and some even said that they would rather die on the spot than continue suffering from it.

>> No.15755052

>>15755022
>>15755027
Platypus makes a scary monster girl

>> No.15755060

>>15755027
Goddam they would make manticores look tame

>> No.15755063

>>15755060
What about a mantipus? Or a platycore?

>> No.15755065

>>15754872
>punishes you when you kill one by making your cock go "splat" over and over

I do enjoy monsters' mental / rhetorical gymnastics to respond to everything with rape

>> No.15755066

>>15755063
Would the tailpussy be flat?

>> No.15755074

>>15755066
Well, she'd have more poison barbs, for one. She'd also have to lay eggs and have webbed, furry feet. She'd be some kind of zoological nightmare, that's for sure.

>> No.15755082

Remember to keep your orcs looting, Anons!

A horde that doesn't pillage is one that gets soft.

>> No.15755085

It would be cute to see a Lava Golem keep an abandoned egg warm until it hatched

>> No.15755091

>>15754998
It's still faggotry that doesn't belong in this thread.

>> No.15755094
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15755094

Goodnight Anons, one and all. Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, and at a good hour head to sleep. Perchance to dream, of one thing you may do on the morrow to make your waifu most proud! Within reason of course.


Yes, even goodnight to you, Anon of >>15754956
>>15755065 It's not rape it's lew- loving discipline

>> No.15755096

>>15755085
>start dating a Lava Golem
>find out she has a little Harpy daughteru

>> No.15755099

>>15755096
Can I call her daughter fried chicken?

>> No.15755103

>>15755094
If you're going to quote Hamlet senpai, recognize when you're talking about suicidal depression. Or perhaps you are referring to the dangers of monstergirls in bed? Aye, there's the rub, for in what dreams may come?

>> No.15755104

>>15755091
That's fine. I'm just an irredeemable pedant. It doesn't seem to have caused a problem anyway.

>> No.15755108

>>15755099
Considering the mixing of energy from the Lava Golem watching over the egg she might be a phoenix

>> No.15755112

>>15755099
Absolutely not.

>>15755108
If not a full blown phoenix at least just some minor fire/heat capabilities.

>> No.15755118

>>15755094
Who are you?
You are not me.

>> No.15755131

>>15755096
Why are monsters adopting very different monsters so cute.

>> No.15755132

>>15755118
If the last thread's goodnight post was anything to go by, this Anon is one who's fond of fluffy MGs. Pandas and Ushis, and mofu, oh my!

>> No.15755138

>>15755131
Because a Kiki adopting a baby shog would just melt your heart

>> No.15755147

>>15755138
Are you speaking literally, figuratively, or both?

>> No.15755151

>>15755094
Can't stop thinking about the amount of static all that cotton and ushi fuzz would create

>> No.15755155

>>15755147
Considering there is a shog involved the answer is ROLL FOR SAN

>> No.15755156

>>15755132
Well, those are excellent choices.

>> No.15755161

>>15755131
It's a legit reason to give them zany personalities and kinks, which opens up a whole world of possibilities.
I want a lava golem and her adoptive little sister humpty egg to show me their tag team threesome finisher, the "Sunny side up"

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I have to wonder what sort of personal care monstergirls need to deal with that one wouldn't have to usually think of. Do Raiju run through cell phone batteries quickly? Do magnets feel weird to them? Do Baphomets need horn files..?

>> No.15755173

>>15755094
I hate that I think about my waifu so much during the day, yet I've only been able to see her in my dreams once.

Maybe today is my lucky day.

>> No.15755177

>>15755167
Wendigos have to get their coats dry cleaned regularly, and yetis pay massive electric bills in the summer running the AC as cold as possible

>> No.15755197

>>15755094
My waifu's a dumb slime and I'm a particle physicist.
I like her because, unlike with everyone else, I don't have to overachieve to make her proud.
...except she'll never be real

>> No.15755198

>>15755155
Rolled 16, is that enough?

>> No.15755200

>>15755167
Dragons need to carefully sharpen their claws and horns, clean the hoard and take care of her fire glands so she can breath nice and warm.

>> No.15755204

I wonder what would happen to an Amazon raised by Elves

>> No.15755205

>>15755167
A Baphomet with straight pointy horns would wear a brace to curl them. Everyone knows onii-chans like curved horns

>> No.15755214

>>15755205
I would a straight horned Baphomet.

>> No.15755215

>>15755103
Hamlet senpai and his followers must have one big (and mostly well deserved) ego, huh?

Just because he's some famous writer- always thinking similar phrasing is referencing him! Besides, no self-respecting quoter would change the sentence structure so much after all.

Or would they? At least the literal post meaning works out

Anyway, have a gif, friend! http://imgur.com/a/QfQzs
If only I could get it under 4MB somehow

>> No.15755216

>>15755177
> be working at the dry cleaners over the summer
> see a white Christmas tree walk in
> oh wait no it's just one of the regulars
> she takes off the weird coat and sits in a nearby chair
> this happens every week
> she never wears anything underneath
> get the feeling she's just an exhibitionist
> whatever, put her order to the top of the list
> she doesn't even drop it off like a normal person, just wants to wait for it in the nude right here
> try not to look too closely at the inside of the coat when hanging it
> swear it was talking last time
> not worth the sanity loss thinking about
> return to my phone after setting it up to run through the steam
> just another day in MGC

yeah, I could see it.

>> No.15755220

>>15755205
So would more rounded eared elves wear fake tips?

>> No.15755225

>>15755204
Monsters wouldn't mess with Elves anymore.

>> No.15755231

>>15755204
A buff brown 'elf', who despite being 7 feet tall and with thighs that could crush walnuts, always keeps trying to rely on her weak-ass nature magic (which she has even less affinity with than actual elves), failing miserably, and then resigning herself to getting raped by her opponent?

I can dig it.

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>> No.15755239

>>15755151
The only reason I can think of for a Monster Girls to make her husband keep his daki pillows, is so that they can absorb his aroma and she can hug them when he's not in bed with her? But, yes, static too.

Although when a Monster Girl is missing you enough to hug a daki, messy hair will be a given once she takes you in place of the daki(s)!

>>15755156
That they are, Anon. That they are. I also learned last night not to confuse Mist Continent as part of Zipangu thank to that post.

>> No.15755240

>>15755231
>weak-ass nature magic
Maybe one day she will speak to the trees and be the best at nature magic

>> No.15755241

monsters

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15755242

>>15755216
Dry cleaners day!

>> No.15755244

I didn't expect a kind of Spanish inquisition.

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>>15755197
Isn't overachieving and making her real the same thing?Oh no. Did I just say that?! Don't do anything crazy, Anon!

>> No.15755251

>>15755242
She looks so happy. It must be christmas everyday for her.

>> No.15755252

>>15755242
Lil' Wendigos having holiday cleaning in time to be lil' make-belief trees for mama and papa to decorate?! NEAT.

>> No.15755255

>>15755197
She's waiting for you to find her anon. You haven't reached her because you haven't tried hard enough. Don't you love her? Are you going to leave things like this? She just wants to hold you, be close to you. Are you ok with being lazy enough to deny her that one thing?

>> No.15755256

>>15755249
Fuck Slimes, both literally and figuratively.

>> No.15755264

>>15755239
> The only reason I can think of for a Monster Girls to make her husband keep his daki pillows

What? There's a billion reasons
> Smug / exhibitionist / chunni waifu considers the pillows his ex-girlfriends, and likes making them watch as she makes their old lover scream her name instead
> old dakis are basically a signature of her husbando's lewdness, so she loves having them around just like you'd love having a picture your sidhe waifu painted around
> thinks they're legitimate works of art, like people who put ooga booga African penis charms on their mantlepiece to look cultured
> throwing away something that's been so drenched with anon's 'love' would be like throwing away a kid's teddy bear, and you'd have to be a monster to do that. Err... a monster moreso

>> No.15755267

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead watch out for doppelgangers, theres been a few sneaking around.

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>>15755267
Only one Doppelganger in my heart.

>> No.15755280

>>15755276
What if that isn't even her real form and it's just a ruse?

>> No.15755281

>>15755264
So now I'm picturing some anon's waifu purposely switching their regular pillows with old dakis only to have an intense lovemaking session on top of 'his old fling' and exhausting themselves, finally pushing off the sweat-drenched but nonparticipant pillow to the floor and cuddling up for sleepy time with her hubby.

I enjoy this daki NTR, only because of how adorable and insecure it makes said monstergirl. It's a strange new fetish.

>> No.15755284

>>15755281
Nerdy monsters would be great at saying why the daki is a shit waifu

>> No.15755288
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15755288

>>15755236
"Ah, Onee-chan."
>'My little sister isn't the fastest fish in the sea and that's fine'

"A heartwarming tail of love, family and swimming against the current, no matter what kind of pressure whales you down. This is the story of two sister's lives unda tha sea!"



To the mangaka: we suggest greater supervision of editor Charonymous for the next draft. As humble publishers we respect your creative freedom and we got a good chuckle out of it, but too many puns make the premise seem fishy, like the story relies on cheap humour. All the best, your publishers.

>> No.15755289

>>15755276
And she can be any girl you want!

>> No.15755297

>>15755280
pretty much confirmed in cannon. But remember, Darling's pure aura even got to the MON team. As mischievous as she is, she isn't immune to protagonist purity. Dopple-chan might be the crawling chaos, but you didn't need that 12 sanity anyway.

>> No.15755299
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>>15755280
Actually, I'm already well aware thats not her real form.Just her favorite. According to her endcard, her existence is completely formless.

In reality, she's probably a grey blob.

>>15755289
Its hard to beat white hair, chocolate skin, and black sclera as it stands. She's perfect as is.

>> No.15755301
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15755301

>>15755264
>>15755281
>After continuous sex sessions with her husband, the extensive collection of dakis she has been shaming throughout years eventually come to life through mamono mana infusion as tsukumogami.
>They all feel the same love for their owner as any other monster girl, and the same hatred for the woman who stole him away from them.

>> No.15755303

>>15755264
>>15755281
>>15755284
I was trying to keep it innocent and pure. Darn it, Anons. Although I can't deny those are mostly cute and great suggestions, though, as long as it's just a small insecurity or her being cheeky.

>> No.15755310

>>15755299
I'd honestly need a doppelganger because my body type preferences change with the wind.

>> No.15755312

>>15755301
I want this, but I want it as a horror flick in MGC.
> come home from silly scary movie
> waifu has been raving about it for some time
> eat dinner, enjoy a quiet night together
> time for bed, but wifey loks a little jumpy
> have to move all my otaku stuff into the guest room so she can sleep.
> she forgot to take my first daki out from under the bed. Its been there sense we first moved in together...

cuuuuute <3

>> No.15755320

I'm glad I'd never have to worry about harem shenanigans

>> No.15755321

>>15755244
NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

>> No.15755322

>>15755301
>>15755281
What if one of the Dakis is of herself?

>> No.15755324

>>15755312
The night of the living dakis?

>> No.15755327

>>15755320
A small harem of two or three wouldn't be bad if the girls got along but anymore would make things difficult.

>> No.15755331

>>15755310
Well its hard to top the Dop.

Im disappointed that KCs Doppelganger isn't a true shapeshifter. Closest thing we have is Shoggoth.

>> No.15755333

>>15755331
Yeah, they only take on the form of a girl you're interested in...and if you/re interested in a lot of girls than I can only imagine that chaos ensues where she's takes parts of all of them and mashes them together.

>> No.15755334

>>15755320
I have you beat, I wouldn't even have to worry about relationship shenanigans

>> No.15755338
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15755338

>>15755320
>harem shenanigans
This is why you must always have a monster girl like khepri or bicorn, who specializes in harem-management in your adventurer party. I mean, harem.

>> No.15755339

I want am eldritch qt to read our children Lovecraft's "The Dunwich Horror" as a bedtime story.

>> No.15755349

>>15755324
>>15755339

I want a bit of writefaggorty centered just around in-world media. IT could even just be a side bit about people scrolling through netflix or the like. What sort of mushy romance flicks would you two watch together on a night in?

>> No.15755354

>>15755338
I bet worried harem protags hire bicorns to sort the problems out before one turns yandere

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>>15755322
She'd be the leader of the daki rebellion.

>> No.15755368

>>15755349
ill write something i hate morning/afternoon. anon, m way too tired to write anything coherent atm.

>> No.15755372

>>15755333
I just have to believe there's a third, UNLIMITED! POWEEEERRRR! stage for MGE doppels, beyond 'lose the capacity to transform at all', where all the dickings have given her so much spirit that she can adopt any form at will.
It's too stupid and disappointing otherwise.

>> No.15755381

>>15755349
Poor Little Order Boy is popular for all monsters

>> No.15755385

>>15755249
>SCP 999
>Playful and likes hug people. Loves humans
>Body emits pleasant odors which differ
>Being touched by it causes a feeling of euphoria
>Loves to tickle people
>Has a special interest in unhappy people
>Refuses to eat meat and eats candy instead
>Risks its life to save people including a time when 682 escaped

such an adorable little slime.

>> No.15755387

>>15755385
The little slime that could

>> No.15755395
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15755395

>>15755362
Centahira Miller: A visionary robbed of her sword
Punished Smiia: A fallen (head over heals) waifu
Lalalot: a reaper living a dirty chuuni lie

>> No.15755410

>>15755372
Doppel-chan can already imitate the most powerful monsters in the land. But there is still one strength she can't copy: self-confidence.She feels much stronger when you believe in her, anon.

>> No.15755432

>>15755410
I think he meant the Encyclopedia Dops, but agreed that Doppel is probably the best thing in the train wreck that is EMG.

>> No.15755444

I light flat chested gloomy looking monsters, so what would happen when I see a doppelganger?

>> No.15755451

>>15755299
>Human eye
>Reptilian eye
>Cepholopod eye
>Night vision eye
>Vegetarian mouth
>Carnivorous mouth

Terrified, but also a boner.

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>>15754241

>> No.15755461

>>15755457
I love that raiju are getting love recently.

>> No.15755468

>>15755457
Oh fuck that's a cute raiju. They deserve love.

>> No.15755475

>>15755457
She needs a haircut.

>> No.15755478

>>15755457
>>15755461
>>15755468
I remember zapweasels being actively disliked when they first came out, decried as "Another generic 'sex all the time' girl".

It's wierd to see them charge up a following slowly over time.
But I think this is mostly because the thread's just ditched the profile version and gone with "genki raver" instead.

>> No.15755480

>>15755444
Excellent taste, and she would probably turn into another flat chested gloomy girl regardless. Doppelgangers have no self confidence at all.

>> No.15755533

>>15755475
She need a boyfriend and I need to be hers

>> No.15755546

>>15752390
>She drinks everything except for the drugged ones
>Wake up in the morning only to find a stack of solied booze
>Have a little tantrum, pull out a bottle of your most trusted poison
>Take a drink. Realize it's one of the ones you had drugged previously.
>Start feeling woozy
>Collapse
>The last thing you see is the smoke billowing in through the cracks in your window

>> No.15755559

>>15755444
Her true form is an insecure busty genki

>> No.15755561

>>15755475
I could see a raiju with a short hair style

>> No.15755564

>>15751680
Because he realized BIG MEATY PAWS were shit

>> No.15755575
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15755575

>"H-Hey Anon! We heard you like milk, so we came to share some with you."
>"This is way stupid. He's obviously going to notice."
>S-Shut up!

>> No.15755603

>>15755575
humans. how disgusting.

>> No.15755612

>>15755575
I'll accept their offer and spike their drinks with Holst milk when they aren't looking so they become Holsts for real.

>> No.15755628

>>15755575
You got any beer?

>> No.15755633
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>>15754412
>tfw I used to have a tall girlfriend
>tfw I used to know the joy those cuddles
>tfw she turned out to be a total cunt
I wish it wasn't so.

>> No.15755639

>>15755633
nice blog. pls delete

>> No.15755646

>>15755575
Are human women this desperate for men that they pretend to be monstergirls? Is human mating that down these days since the DL came to power?

>> No.15755653

>>15755612
Spiking drinks is illegal and can get you 10 eyars in prison, Anon, even if it's only Holst milk.

>> No.15755655

>>15755646
In addition, I kinda feel sorry for them if thats the case

>> No.15755662

>>15755653
Not in monstergirl territory it isn't.

>> No.15755678

>>15755646
> soldiers are coming home from the front on rotation
> monstergirl demonic magic and constant exposure to lewd has had an effect on our boys
> "assault the enemy" fetish is commonplace, though banned by the Order offically
> girls back home have to put up with dressing up as monstergirls to trigger some of the more effected men in bed

100% believable.

>> No.15755686

>>15755678
>ugh, sorry babe, but I just cant keep it up anymore without tentacles and slime all over me. I've seen some shit.

Kinda sad, desu

>> No.15755717

>>15755655
>>15755686
> Feeling bad for human women
If they weren't so awful we wouldn't find literal momsters who can't bear sons the better option.
They did this to themselves.

>> No.15755721

>>15753204
Undead, the only variant that matters.

>> No.15755724

>>15755721
Undead Abomination?

>> No.15755725

>>15755686
>>15755717

To be fair, they have options. Aside from just finding a source of demonic energy and changing themselves, they can play up the pure warrior of CG gimmick. They also have a higher shot at having the ever-popular childhood friend theme, and if all else fails there is the 'I'll go full yandere bitch on anyone who so much as looks at my property' burn it with fire type. There's the whole 'monsters are icky' stigma with the non-soldiers in humanity too. They've got options.

>> No.15755727

>>15755717
This.

If human women wanted a man that bad, then should just monsterize and get themselves a husbando.

>> No.15755738

>>15755727
>You'll never be pinned to your bed by your Paladin Childhood friend who got sick of knowing she'd never have you and allowed herself to be corrupted into a Succubus.
>She'll never buck her hips like wild while ahegaoing, increasing the speed and force with every cumshot.
>She'll never force her tongue into your mouth and wrap it around yours while she finishes.
>She'll never take you away to a new home in a Demon Realm where she'll dote on you lovingly and lewdly as your adorable wife.
Fucking god damn it.

>> No.15755742

>>15755653

some guy I went to school (college) with jerked off into someone's coffee where he worked.

he's.... still in prison!

>> No.15755784

>>15755742
Brutal.

>> No.15755786

>>15755738
http://pastebin.com/U1mUJWzL
Getting raped by corrupt Paladin-chans is the best.

>> No.15755794
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>>15755721
A man of outstanding taste this is.

>> No.15755798

>>15755457
Cute.

>> No.15755806
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15755806

Snek is for ____

>> No.15755813

>>15755806
Snek is for fug

>> No.15755819

>>15755806
Whitesnek is for imprisoning as a sex slave in your basement and whispering in her ear how much you've always loved her while filling her cloaca up.

>> No.15755832

>>15755794
Beyond the exotic skin color and mayadere tendencies, I've never really understood the appeal.

Enlighten my plebby self, senpai.

>> No.15755834

>>15755819
Quicksilver go home

>> No.15755839

>>15755834
>Quicksilver
I didn't say she was 5, anon.

>> No.15755844

>>15755834
He's not me.

>>15755839
She was 7 anon.

>> No.15755855

Uh-oh anon, your Wolfu daughteru has been practicing a little bit of self-bondage in secret, but she forgot to make her keys accessible and now she's stuck like this.

What do?

http://i.imgur.com/h1B7Qvg.jpg

>> No.15755859

>>15755855
I laugh at her for having a shit fetish and leave her there. She either develops a denial and abandonment fetish or develops good taste.

>> No.15755861

>>15755855
I TURN INTO A BIRD!

>> No.15755864

>>15755859
The answere is obviously to spend an hour or two massaging prisoner fruit syrup into her body, followed by slowly emptying an entire bottle of it into her ass.

>> No.15755866

>>15755855
I call her childhood friend and tell him she wants to play.

>> No.15755868

>>15755864
>prisoner fruit
What does that do again?

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>>15755855
After finishing the fenrir play, it should move onto the romulus reenactment. Probably a wolfs favorite tale.

>> No.15755883

>tfw no Gazer eye doctor to fix my glasses
I cannot get them straight, even after 40 minutes at the eye doctor. I'm surprised at just how irrationally angry I am over this.

>> No.15755887

>>15755864
Encouraging and enabling her shit fetish is the exact opposite of what I should do, anon. I want her to sit there on the floor, curled up and bound tight, with bondage constricting blood flow and making her muscles increasingly stiff and uncomfortable. I want the heat to sap from her body as the night sets in, until she begins to shiver as best she can with her muscles tight and her blood not circulating properly. I want her stomach to growl as she begins to smell dinner being cooked and realize that she robbed herself of the agency necessary to get up and sit at the table. And after a few hours have passed, I'll return to find - as I stated - she either develops a denial and abandonment fetish or develops good taste. And in hoping that it is the latter, I'll ask her how much she enjoyed tying herself up like a moron.

>> No.15755901
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>>15755871
Somebody said fenrir play?

>> No.15755904

>>15755832
Well now that someone asked me I realize I don't quite know why I consider Undead to be one of the best groups of MGs in general, right up there with Dragons for me.

Personal tastes can't always be explained, after all.

>> No.15755913

>>15755901
How can anyone be chained up like that and still be so smug?

>> No.15755917

>>15755913
She knows that with great smug comes great responsibility.

>> No.15755922

>>15755913
Because she knows she's getting the D.

>> No.15755934

remember that all travellers must pack a knife while travelling
if all else fails, aim for the eyes.

>> No.15755938

>>15755934
Do you really think a knife will stop monsters?

>> No.15755939

>>15755904
Well shit.

>> No.15755942
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15755942

I did some things.

If you can actually understand what is happening here without me telling you, then you are a fucking dork.

>> No.15755943

>>15755938
Pretty sure pulling a knife and having a mean look would scare the small fry away, then you learn to use the knife for bigger problems.

Or screw weapons and learn a anime grade bullshit martial art

>> No.15755950

>>15755938
Of course not, we all know only LucasArts levels of plot armor are acceptable around here.

>> No.15755951
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15755951

>>15755942
Next up is this thing.

>> No.15755955

>>15755938
It will if I threaten to cut my own dick off.

>> No.15755961 [SPOILER] 
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>>15755934
I want to fight a monster in single combat to the death, knowing that if I lose she won't hurt or kill me.

I want to win

>> No.15755963
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15755963

>>15755951
And lastly; an attempt at something not-so-chibi.

>> No.15755964

>>15755961
But does she know you'll kill her if you win?

>> No.15755965

>>15755855
>Come home
>Scylla daughter got herself stuck in bondage
>Pull on her cheek and tell her to stop being silly
>She easily squeezes out of the bondage
>Give her a small talk about her mother and I
>Allow her to go play with the neighbor's son

You gotta be strict with your daughters, they will pull off any trick to receive special attention

>> No.15755971

>>15755964
I would assume so. If waving a big sword of real steel around doesn't clue her in, I can't be held responsible for her ignorance.

>> No.15755977

>>15755855
>Stockades
Well, at least it's not ropes.

Sunstone made a convincing case for self-bondage using ropes as being one of the worst ideas ever.

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15755978

>>15755971
Maybe she isn't the smartest or wisest, or maybe she's particularly naive.

>> No.15755988

>>15755965
You're a good person.

>> No.15755989

>>15755978
How dumb would she have to be to challenge a member of the Order and not expect him/her to kill her if she lost? I can't tell if this is an attempt at humor or being obtuse.

>> No.15755996

>>15755965
I want to pat my Kraken daughters on the head when they crawl into narrow spaces.

>> No.15756005

>>15755996
Krakens are squids, not octopuses.

>> No.15756010

>>15755575
>play dense
>go grocery shopping with them while they're still wearing their cosplay
>the angry one just goes silent and is beet red and can't look at you the entire time
>maybe she has a fever

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>>15755989
Maybe she doesn't know what the Order even is.
Many monsters live far away from Order controlled lands, and even more live in the wild and have almost no contact with humans. Some probably don't even know how to speak despite their ability to do so being there.

Maybe the humans that do live near there are not particularly aggressive towards monsters, and even coexist with them and she just saw you as one of the locals.

Maybe she just thought that you wanted to play sword-fighting with her. A big, strong man in shining armor like one of those knights in her mom's fairy tale book.

>> No.15756015

>>15755942
Are they playing some kind of team game?

Is that Lich's mom cooking something behind her?

Why is the Anubis drinking a fancy cocktail?

So many mysteries surrounding this picture

>>15755951
I find that rough hair and mofu don't work well together
Good job on her clothing

>>15755963
This is my favorite of your drawings so far, well done

There is something classy about portraits, you should do one of a Wight, Apophis or any other powerful girl

>> No.15756020

>>15756014
>A big, strong man in shining armor like one of those knights in her mom's fairy tale book.
This isn't fun now. I hate you.

>> No.15756023

>>15756015
>Why is the Anubis drinking a fancy cocktail?
I think the better question is why is she drinking a fancy cocktail while having a pacifier in her mouth.

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>> No.15756031

>>15755943
>pulling a knife and having a mean look would scare the small fry away
swap it with a sword and it should do the job
or learn magic, that will probably turn off the lizard types

>> No.15756033

>>15756015
Yes.
It's Elf-Wight cooking spaghetti.
Because she's ruining their fun times by destroying their bases in a Warcraft-like game. And she's only 1.

Couldn't think of anything for the mofu's hair, so I just winged it. The clothing was meh, and I had some air headed character's clothing in mind while drawing it.

Apophis would be pushed out of focus by her head dress or an angry Pharaoh who had Icy-Hot put in her underwear, and Wight would be just Wight.

>> No.15756036

>>15756033
>Because she's ruining their fun times by destroying their bases in a Warcraft-like game. And she's only 1.
>One-year-old Anubis sipping a cocktail through her pacifier whilst wrecking shit in Warcraft
...I don't know why this brings such a smile to my face, but it does.

>> No.15756039

>>15756026
Well then.

>> No.15756040

>>15756036
She pulls it out before taking a drink, and puts it back after.

>> No.15756044

>>15756026
See you after the Namek arc.

>> No.15756046

>>15756026
good stuff

>> No.15756047

>>15756026
NOICE!

>> No.15756087

Would a Holst or Wurm with an ahoge be smart instead of dumb?

>> No.15756095

>>15755855
This
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2463332

>> No.15756132

>>15756040
Oooh myyy

>> No.15756140

>>15756033
>The clothing was meh

I liked it

>and I had some air headed character's clothing in mind while drawing it.

I would have guessed icare-free borderline delinquent

>>15756087
Holsts are not dumb and a Wurm with an ahoge and glasses would look very smart but she'd still only care about boys

I want to teach a Wurm about complex mathematics only for her to forget everything and rape me when I test her about it

>> No.15756173

>>15756140
Eh, if you say so. Now I wonder what to do next?

>> No.15756177

>>15756095
I can't remember, is this wolfu from a phone game?

>> No.15756189

>>15756177
She's actually from two. Shingeki no Bahamut and Granblue Fantasy, they cross over quite a bit.

>> No.15756190

>>15756189
Thanks anon.

>> No.15756197

>>15756173
Another portrait, one of the new girl, more MGC news, anything really just have fun

>> No.15756216

>>15756095
Very hot.

I should take a leaf from that and do an illustration similar to this in the future.

>> No.15756224

>>15756197
If I had fun it would cause a fight.
Not like I can think up anything else with MGCN, anyway. Not like I could do a Holst, or anything.

>> No.15756248

>>15756216
Which girl are you thinking of using for it?

>> No.15756262

>>15756248
I haven't decided yet, though the subject of interest is most likely a beast-type monster girl. For now I've bookmarked that on Pixiv and I'll eventually do one sooner or later.

>> No.15756276

What if your monster waifu is actually your granddaughter from the future, the DL was actually your sister from a twisted timeline, and the CG was actuallt your landlord?

>> No.15756317
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T-this isn't the kind of Monstergirl I asked for!

I didn't say I wouldn't take her.

>> No.15756321

>>15756224
If you say so, it's true that this thread likes to fight over a lot of things

>>15756276
That would be a mess and I would go into a deep depression

As much as being all important and surrounded by god is cool, I'd much rather live a quiet and peaceful life

>> No.15756322

>>15756317
Disgusting.
She doesn't wear shoes.

>> No.15756324
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15756324

I want to on adventures with the kind of monstergirl who is only going on the adventure to get her backpack back.

>> No.15756328

>>15756321
I'm sure they would fight over a recent thing I did in a /vg/ thread because of what it involves. 100% positive.

But eh, if they don't fight over something they'll find something to fight over.

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>>15756324

>> No.15756340

https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=163571

KC retweeted this, what did he mean by this? Also how is it still not scanned in? It's been on sale for a while.

>> No.15756341

>>15756317
I'd lok'tar her ogar alright.
>>15756322
During the summer I don't either.

>> No.15756349

Staticy raiju daughterus.

>> No.15756350

>>15756340
>Also how is it still not scanned in?
Seriously. All the other MGE doujins by the artist got scanned fairly quickly, no idea why it's taking so long for Jabberwock considering they're more popular than Sandworm and threesome plants.

>> No.15756363

>>15756349
Raiju daughterus sticking forks into electrical sockets

>> No.15756366

>>15756363
May the boy next door not mind a shocking hug he never sees coming.

>> No.15756371

>>15756366
He will be WA SHOCK

>> No.15756377
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15756377

>>15756371
AI DE SORA GA OICHITERUGU~

>> No.15756394

>>15756020
and so he was converted, the cycle of life continues

>> No.15756395
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15756395

My Wurm ate a red crystal of some kind and now she's super-hot, what do?

>> No.15756401

>>15756026
Nice

>> No.15756402

>>15756395
Attain fire resistance. Fireproof the house. Forego clothing. Cook some food on her tail. In any order you like really.

>> No.15756405

>>15756363
Recharging raiju daughterus with headpats.

>> No.15756409

>>15756402
Instruction unclear, asbestos stuck in lungs.

>> No.15756418

>>15756409
Seek medical assistance for inevitable lung cancer.

>> No.15756425
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15756425

Should Dragons be meidos?

>> No.15756428

>>15756425
Why isn't she brown? Was she in an accident?

>> No.15756431

>>15756425
Should they be? Probably not.
Can they be? Yes.

>> No.15756432

>>15756409
Don't listen to>>15756418
, just get Mamonobama to turn you into Asbestos Man.
>>15756425
If they want to be.

>> No.15756444

>>15756432
Asbestos man wouldn't be good for much besides heat resistance and microscopic cutting though.

>> No.15756449

>>15756444
What else do you need when you're fucking a Fire Wurm?

>> No.15756460

>>15755478
>charge up a following

>> No.15756482

>>15756449
I dunno. A welding mask?

>> No.15756483

>>15756395
Feed her a fudgepop to return her to normal.

>> No.15756486

>>15756026
Uncen?

>> No.15756491

>>15756483
How does that work?

>> No.15756497

>>15756026
There had better be an uncensored version.

>> No.15756499

>>15756491
A cold thing cancels out the hot.
That or you get an antipode Wurm.

>> No.15756500

>>15756499
Why are Wurms so easily mutated?

>> No.15756514

>>15756500
They're easy to manipulate, even on the genetic level.

>> No.15756521
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15756521

Monstergirl juvenile delinquent gang wars.

Yes/No

>> No.15756557

https://sites.google.com/site/mamomusuchang/test-1

It's here!

!!!

>> No.15756559

>>15756521
I want to cheer on my Hellhound girlfriend in the Mofu Mob as she pummels her rivals!

>> No.15756563

>>15756521

>Leader of the East Street Howlers steals the boyfriend of the leader of the Dead End Kanabos
>The rivalry lasts for years
>Even when both leaders have gotten into their mid-thirties and settled down. The brutal gang violence just became weekly low-stakes mahjong games

>> No.15756577

>>15756563
It doesn't become mahjong until they are 50-60.

>> No.15756615

>>15756557
This link is legit, tweet here https://twitter.com/PonmokyuGames/status/769867844343377920

I failed the download because of a virus, I'm going to blame windows 10

>> No.15756625
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15756625

This is my kiki

There are many like her but this one is mine

>> No.15756641

>>15756521
Y

>> No.15756653

>>15756514
This needs to be exploited more.

>> No.15756657

>>15756026
Handpussy.

>> No.15756659
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15756659

>>15756625
>Ultra rare brown Kiki
I say you have good taste, freend.

>> No.15756664

>>15756095
Danbooru's messing up on my end. Imgur it?

>> No.15756673

>>15756657
Eeeeeeeeeew.

>> No.15756706

>>15755963
Oh damn, more Wisp is always lovely, and she's got a dreamy look in her eye.

>> No.15756708

>>15756331
OK = she punctured them already?

>> No.15756712

>>15756673
Hey, that's what it looks like.

>> No.15756723

>>15756026
I like this, but now I can't un-see hairy ears.

>> No.15756804
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15756804

Alright mister, where'd you hide the cheese?

>> No.15756821

>>15756804
No cheese for you! that's my toastie supply!

seriously, monster girl or not, no one touches my cheese

>> No.15756863

>>15756804
I'll tell you if you let me sniff your hair.

>> No.15756869

>>15756804
In the fridge; where else would it be?
Only the finest of Italian cheeses.

>> No.15756880

>>15756821
how you you punish her if she gets your cheese?

>> No.15756892

>>15756880
Remove her hands.

>> No.15756896

>>15756804
Tubby mouse mistresses!

>> No.15756900

>>15756804
No one threatens me in my own home. I hope you're fond of large insertions because this boot is going up your ass.

>> No.15756901

>>15756880
Itchy rope shibari

>> No.15756905

>>15756880
Put her in a pillory and sniff her.

>> No.15756921

>>15756804
The secret is, the cheese was inside you all along. Because you ate it all you chubby mousey little shit. We're all out.

>> No.15756924

>>15756863
>>15756905
You're a sick, sick little man.

>> No.15756934

>>15756804
It found true love and went on an adventure.

>> No.15756936

>>15756896
>>15756921
Meese have normal weights and figures!

>> No.15756937
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15756937

>> No.15756943

>>15756937
That was fast, I thought he wasn't due to start releasing them until next month.

>> No.15756947

>>15756937
Did KC just give up keeping them secret? I thought he was gonna wait until 9/14.

>> No.15756950

>>15756937
She's turtley enough for my turtle club.

>> No.15756953
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15756953

>>15756924
I wish to sneak up on a sleeping dolly and sniff her nape!

>> No.15756954

>>15756943
He probably gave up because of the leaks

>> No.15756957

>>15756937
neat. now we can get some translations

>> No.15756958

>>15756954
Funny then he should post the one with ties to water first.

>> No.15756959

>>15756936
Please, meese have soft, hip heavy figures because they only laze about and eat cheese.

>> No.15756960

>>15756937
Thank god I know how to read japanese.

>> No.15756963

>>15756953
>tfw no tall doll to confuse with your weird gestures

>> No.15756964

>>15756937
Supplementary information: "Dragon Palace"

In the waters of Zipangu, on the ocean floor, there is a beautiful palace and a city surrounding it, adorned in coral.
It is governed by "Otohime", and the "Umi Osho" regularly invite men inside it with magical underwater "kago". It is a city of entertainment, a paradise borne of the hospitality of monsters, where one can experience dreamlike moments.

(cont)

>> No.15756965

>>15756960
Then enlighten us wordsman, what does this girls gimmik?

>> No.15756970

>>15756958
Kek. Japs love the shit out of puns so maybe he did that on purpose

>> No.15756972

>>15756937
"No reproduction or republication without written permission"

Is that new?

>> No.15756974

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/769896006775283714

KC has been talking about hashtags or something all morning, what does he mean? It looks like this is his final say on it.

>> No.15756975

>>15756937
Best girl from the leaks

>> No.15756978
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15756978

Pomf.

>> No.15756981

>>15756972
No, that thing is there since MGU 3 years ago, I think. Or maybe even before that

>> No.15756986

>>15756964
Through the power of the Otohime, even ordinary humans that have not been blessed by the ritual of the sea god can function underwater in the same fashion as on land. As on land, your clothes and possessions will not get wet, and you can also walk on the ocean floor, though there isn't any reason to limit your movement like that in the water. Monsters of the sea and their husbands can move through the water with freedom akin to someone dancing through the sky from the perspective of a normal human being on the ground.

(cont)

>> No.15756992

>>15756975
Gremlin is the best, as also evidenced by all her content.

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15756993

>>15756978

How sensitive is the spade of a succubus tail? Cause I want to nibble and lick it just to see her reaction.

>> No.15756999

>>15756993
Probably very sensitive like all tails. Though if you start nibbling and licking her tail, she might pounce you to start making sweet vanilla love.

>> No.15757002

>>15756943
>>15756947
I think it's all the fanart that got him to give up, didn't he mention pixiv in a tweet?

Anyways the book buyers still got a good 10 days exclusive for all girls and still counting for the rest of the girls

>> No.15757003

>>15756999
>6999
Three Succubi, one bishie?

>> No.15757006

>>15757003
One succubus, three fat men.

>> No.15757010

>>15757006
>>>/getout/

>> No.15757014

>>15756937
>>15756964
>>15756986
Interesting, so we're getting setting info now?

>> No.15757015

>>15756986
The entire city's purpose is entertainment, and along with the sights of the city, the palace is also open to guests. Day and night fine cuisine and luxury wines are served, and beautiful monsters of the sea dance for the guests. Unmarried monster girls will often work in this city of entertainment, and try to capture a man's heart through their hospitality, aiming to drag him off to a bedroom at the first chance.

Ryugujo, and the city were originally dedicated to the worship of the god of the seas, and as such, there is a strong presence of followers of this deity, and Umi Osho have carried out ceremonies of marriage at shrines for newly arrived couples.

Now for the profile.

>> No.15757016

>>15756937
Shiiiiet. That's definitely faster than a month.
He started with one of the least remarkable ones, though.

>> No.15757017

>>15756978
Choccobus is cute as fuck.

>> No.15757019
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15757019

Is it Demonic invasion time?

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15757022

>>15756999

That's why you tie her down first so all she can do is squirm while you go to town on her tail

>> No.15757024

>>15757019
I certainly hope so.

>> No.15757026

>>15756964
I want to protect the water dragon from the evil foxes.

>> No.15757028
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15757028

>>15757016
You're least remarkable.

>> No.15757031

>>15756964
Sounds like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urashima_Tar%C5%8D

Otohime will have a top tier profile like I guessed

>> No.15757035
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15757035

>>15757019
It's time for Paladin-chans to seduce all the boys in front of a bunch of crying demons.

>> No.15757036
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15757036

>>15756924
I'm gonna sniff mice and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>> No.15757039

>>15756964
>Listening to Frank Sinatra
>Reading about Umi Osho and her very 20's city
>Imagining the romantic stuff we can do
I am glad to choose her.

>> No.15757040

>>15757036
What would drive a man to this kind of madness?

>> No.15757041

>>15756937
She's so fucking cute

>> No.15757045

>>15756986
>finally get to walk in the ocean with my sea bishop
Fuck yeah

>> No.15757053

>>15757036
I want to tie them up and bring them home!

>> No.15757062

Umi Osho

Turtle family, Sea Dweller type

Habitat: Zipangu seas
Disposition: Timid, devoted
Diet: Omnivorous, things like seaweed and crustaceans

A monster carrying a large turtle shell that inhabits the waters of Zipangu.
They're quiet with a timid personality, and rather than attacking humans, when they encounter one they will often be frightened and retreat into their shell and refuse to come out.

They are nuns that serve the god of the seas in the same manner as Sea Bishops, and as such can also perform the ritual to reshape a human's body into one fit to live underwater with monsters of the sea.

Due to this ability, and their endearingly simple disposition, they're a very welcome presence for sea monsters. Though they themselves are very harmless, attempting to cause them harm will undoubtedly bring the wrath of the sea monsters upon you, and the waves and storms sometimes summoned by the sea god will certainly drag you into the sea.

(cont)

>> No.15757064
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15757064

I have one mouse, sort of.

Sniff this, and choke on it.

>> No.15757075

>>15757062
I want to bully a turtle so I can get a dom shark wife

>> No.15757094

A question for the monster people here. Would you consider consience devil/angel figures to fall under monsters?

Or are they just regular religious figures and unrelated to monsters.

>> No.15757097

>>15757094
Devils and Angels are Monster Girls, there's no reason not to have them on your shoulders.

>> No.15757098

>>15757094
I consider the devils monsters, but celestial entities are sort of a grey area.

>> No.15757100

>>15757040
A DESIRE TO SNIFF MICE

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>>15757098
No they're not, this is a black-and-white issue!

>> No.15757117

>>15757094
>Would you consider consience devil/angel figures to fall under monsters?
Yes. They aren't monstrous unless you're going old school testament though. Isn't one angel just a mass of wings and eyes? Lovecraft shit right there.

>> No.15757120

>>15757117
Three burning wheels circling each other with a thousand eyes, because eating mushrooms while dehydrated in the desert is a good idea.

>> No.15757122

>>15757117
Never seen that. Sounds interesting.

>> No.15757130

>>15757120

It bums me out we won't get true Old Testament style Angels.

>> No.15757134

>>15757117
>Isn't one angel just a mass of wings and eyes?

0² comes to mind.

>> No.15757135

>>15757130
It doesn't bum me out at all, those things are not fuckable.

>> No.15757136

>>15757130
Somebody did drawings of abominangels, maybe .less?

>> No.15757138

>>15757062
>They're quiet with a timid personality, and rather than attacking humans, when they encounter one they will often be frightened and retreat into their shell and refuse to come out.
Oh fuck that's cute.

>> No.15757142

>>15757062
I really want to bully a turtle now!

>> No.15757143

>>15757130
If you want abomination angels, there's always monster girl quest.

>> No.15757145

>>15757138
I hope her holes are accessible while she's hidden.

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>>15757136
Yes.

>> No.15757150

>>15756937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

>> No.15757160

>>15757062
>Though they themselves are very harmless, attempting to cause them harm will undoubtedly bring the wrath of the sea monsters upon you, and the waves and storms sometimes summoned by the sea god will certainly drag you into the sea.
Something tells me bullying them is a very bad idea.

>> No.15757164

>>15757160
Don't care gonna flip her over and put her on a fence post

>> No.15757173

>>15757160
She's the nerd that has all the bullies and strong girls as friends.

>> No.15757189

>>15757160
>>15757173
They're gonna have to pull my dick out of her 'cause I'll be bullying her with my dick until they physically restrain me.

>> No.15757192

>>15757164
I'm gonna flip her over and put it in.

>> No.15757198

>>15757192
Have you never heard of a fence turtle?

>> No.15757201

>>15757160
>harm
>bullying
Only if your hosting the amateur hour of bullying.

>> No.15757204

>>15757198
Most of us aren't hillbillys.

>> No.15757207

>>15757204
Oh well when you're driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know she didn't get up there by herself. She doesn't belong there; You wonder who put her there; she can't get anything done while she's up there; and you just want to help the poor, dumb thing down.

>> No.15757215

>>15756937
Cant unthink about alligator snapping turtles

>> No.15757221

>>15757204
fuck I though of hillbilly monstergirls, I now wish i can unthink it

>> No.15757236

>>15757221
You take 'em pants right off, mistuh.

>> No.15757237

>>15757215
The ultimate in scary blowjobs.

>> No.15757242

>>15757215
That would be a muscly somewhat feral looking umi osho right?

>> No.15757269

If i bully the turtle very gently, do i still get the wrath of the seas?

>> No.15757278

What would you do to make a CC monster feel young again

>> No.15757282

>>15757062
>They're quiet with a timid personality, and rather than attacking humans, when they encounter one they will often be frightened and retreat into their shell and refuse to come out.
I want to pick her up and take her home. By the time she pops out of her shell and realizes where she is, it will be too late. Or better yet she notices and then she awawawa's the whole ride home. She'd be too shy to come out and stop me, and if she tries to call out to the other monsters they'll just cheer her on for finally getting a man.

>> No.15757284

>>15757278
Make her ahegao.

>> No.15757285

>>15757278
Treat her like she is, go to the movies, dace at gatherings, do spontaneous crap

>> No.15757287

>>15757278
I'd whine at her about how things used to be better around here. She'll think I'm acting like an old curmudgeon and by proxy will feel young.

>> No.15757288

>>15757198
What is this the grapes of wrath, get out of here Steinbeck

>> No.15757293

>>15757284
I like this answer. I'm gonna need tentacles and 7 types of venom aphrodisiacs.

>> No.15757300

>>15757293
>Needing all that

>> No.15757303

>>15757288
Now I'm thinking of the ending where the chick breastfeeds the old man and got a boner

>> No.15757311
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15757311

>>15757303
>the chick got a boner

>> No.15757318

>>15757293
But that's wrong.

You need to do it raw, using all her weak spots and a gentle touch. You also need to come at least three times while having her still be councious.
After the sex and cuddly sleep, she will wake up knowing that she hasn't lost her libido and can make keep up and make you feel good.

>> No.15757320

>>15757311
fucking punctuation

>> No.15757327

>>15757303
we don't need to mix Monsters with old literature. So no "Of Micegirls and Men"

>> No.15757328

>>15757300
I wanna over do this so bad. The Demon king will be an under statement.

>>15757311
I like where this is going

>>15757318
... I'll stick with the tentacles and 7 venoms.

>> No.15757340

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f7xFMpnhwI#t=00m46s

I feel like this would have interesting if not sexily horrific implications when applied to monstergirls.

>> No.15757342

>>15757328
But if you give her too much drugs and fill all her holes she'll just be mindbroken. You need to make her feel good in sex and outside of it.

>> No.15757345
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15757345

>>15757311

tom joad gets pegged . jpg

>> No.15757346

>>15757340
Uh, the link didn't do the thing. It's around 46 seconds in

>> No.15757352

>>15756706
Dreamy? Huh?

>> No.15757357

>>15757340
I am not going to watch this nonsense, seems like the kind of thing that would make me want to kill people with flammen.

>> No.15757358

>>15757342
The venom is for me. The tentacle is to drain the remaining venom after I'm done with her.

>> No.15757359

>>15757345
Jim Casy best character

>> No.15757363

>>15757357
There's just that one specific part that the time code thingy at the end should have forced a link to, but it didn't.

>> No.15757366

>>15757345
>pegging

Oh my.

>> No.15757368

>>15757363
just say what it is

>> No.15757374

>>15757340
>"Oh wow this is pretty crazy."
>"What's crazy, dear?"
>"These Indonesian people live with dead people."
>Your Wight wife stares at you like you just farted

>> No.15757375

>>15757368
It's a -I think he said indonesian- tradition of exhuming the dead, cleaning them up, and bringing them home to parade them around before redressing them and putting them back in the ground.

>> No.15757377

>>15757358
Ah, okay. I thought you were going to use the venons to make her really sensitive to the point where just the feeling of your dick on her skin made her cum.
But if you're using that way, I hope you have fun.

>> No.15757389

>>15757374
But undead waifu's aren't deadlike at all

>> No.15757393

>>15757015
Living in the sea now sounds very appealing

Aquatic monster girls win again

>>15757062
Nice to have another timid girl, not everyone needs to be a smug rapist

>They are nuns that serve the god of the seas in the same manner as Sea Bishops
This could be the cutest rivalry ever

>>15757160
Based KC with the anti-bullying move

Well, you could still bully her but then you'd have to take responsibility

>> No.15757394

>>15757377
No. Not those venoms. The venoms that makes me a complete mindless stud that fucks anything that has a pussy.[spoilers]worst case: anything that moves[/spoilers]

>> No.15757395

>>15757062
>Over an hour and no update

>> No.15757397

What would happen if a timid monster and smug monsters swapped bodies for a week or so

>> No.15757399

>>15757395
He fell asleep? Nah. Probably the middle od the day over where he's at.

>> No.15757400

>>15757393
Cute nerdy bully bait is the best.

>> No.15757401
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15757401

>>15756557
My Werewolf is the thickest and bustiest.

>> No.15757403

>>15757397
One girl would suddenly improve and the other would suddenly grow very shit.

>> No.15757405

>>15757401
Thats a cuddly wolfu

>> No.15757408

>>15756937
Automaton when?

>> No.15757425

>>15757278
Lolify her.

>> No.15757431

>>15757401
>Brown
>Green eyes
>Black hair/fur
>Green eyes
>Sweater
>Green eyes

My brother.

>> No.15757433

I would love to cuddle a bunch of zombies

>> No.15757440
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15757440

>>15757019
No.

It's time to PUSH THOSE SANDRAKERS OFF OUR WORLD!

>> No.15757448

Ain't no rules says the Kobold can't play basketball

>> No.15757452

>>15757448
SWEATY
KOBOLD
MOLESTATION

>> No.15757453

>>15757448
Let's see her Slam Dunk then.

>> No.15757455

>>15757448
Is the Kobold an airhead

>> No.15757456

>>15757448
Because they always manage to attract that one guy with his junk hanging out

>> No.15757459
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15757459

MGC Bars, not even once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcb4_QwP6fE

>> No.15757461

>>15757448
I wanna be the waterboy to MGC High's basketball team! The Monstars!

Every member of the team could pick me up with no effort!

>> No.15757466

If a succubus wishes hard enough could she become an angel

>> No.15757469

>>15757466

No

>> No.15757475

>>15757459
>Thick Thursday
What would that be like?

>> No.15757476

>>15757466
Why would she wish that

>> No.15757480

>>15757459
Would they let me play the song of my people in a MGC bar?

>> No.15757482

>>15757459
Glasses Oni a cute

>> No.15757489
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15757489

How does it feel like to fuck a ghost?

>> No.15757490
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15757490

>>15756625
I upstage you with a Wight Kikimora.

>> No.15757496

>>15757489
Ghastly.

>> No.15757501

>>15757489
Soft and floaty.

>> No.15757504

>>15757490
she looks spooky, I'd love a cuddle hungry zombie kiki

>> No.15757505
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15757505

>>15757489

No idea, but I have a feeling someone will post the Ghost Blowjob comic

>> No.15757512

What would a non-yan wisp be like

>> No.15757513

>>15756950
Congratulations. You win the award for "Worst reference ever".

>>15756964
>>15756986
>>15757015
>Asian Pleasure City under the sea
Neat.

>>15757062
>Oceanic Imouto Nun
Also neat.

>> No.15757518

>>15757513
>Worst reference ever
There's nothing wrong with the reference, it's the referred to that sucks donkey balls.

>> No.15757526

>>15757513
>>15757518
What is it they're referring to, anyway?

>> No.15757528

>>15757459
>tfw you don't even drink but you still go to the bar three days a week

>> No.15757531

>>15757526
Master of Disguise. Don't watch it, just watch the Nostalgia Critic review and you will know everything.

>> No.15757533

>>15757528
I can't drink

>> No.15757534
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15757534

>>15757490
And I'll make everyone question my taste with a gyaru Kikimora.

>> No.15757539

>>15757528
There's darts and billiards and poker and unlimited peanuts.

>> No.15757541
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15757541

>>15757480
Only if you convince the Siren lead singer to let you.

Which basically means you need to do some things in the bathroom for her.

Hopefully nothing too degenerate like having to cater to her glory hole fetish.

>> No.15757545

>>15757534
Gyarumoras are the best, anon. I want to intercrural my slutty maid from behind while she texts on her phone.

>> No.15757552

I want to rub my dick on Umi Osho's shell

>> No.15757554
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15757554

Ah, free at last! Now I shall unveil my masterplan of challenging the world's champions to a children's card game!

>> No.15757555
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15757555

Cadbury Creme Humpty Eggs!
In stores now!

>> No.15757556

>>15757459
>No Satyros satursday

>> No.15757559

>>15757541
So I have to play her a song through a gloryhole?

Sure.

>> No.15757560
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15757560

I wanna sneak into a lich's super dungeon fortress and give her a super noogie sneak attack for maximum damage.

That'll get her to stop raising the dead as new SHITTY STINKY ZOMBIES. They're ruining the business for the actually living.

>> No.15757564

>>15757545
I want to bang my gyaru kiki from behind while she files her nails and tells me to finish quickly because she's going shopping with her friends after.

>> No.15757565

>>15757554
I wonder why only one hand is bandaged. What lewd reasons lie behind the mystery of the mummy?

>> No.15757566

Why are skeleton girls so funny

>> No.15757567

>>15757565
One hand is for schlickin', the other's for dealin'.

>> No.15757570

>>15757565
She claims it's her cursed hand, she's chuuni.

>> No.15757571

>>15757564
Why does everybody want to do the gyaru from behind?

>> No.15757574

>>15757566
Because they always have a fight to pick with someone.

>> No.15757578

>>15757534
>>15757545
>>15757564
Plebs please leave. I'm sure there's other boards on this site which will accomodate your 100% awful combination and individual choices in fetishes.

>> No.15757580

What would you do if your daughteru was starting to be chuuni

>> No.15757584

>>15757565

tragic fisting accident

>> No.15757585

>>15757571
Because it's a "demeaning" position which is perfect for girls who look slutty.

>> No.15757586

>>15757580
I would play along like a good father.

>> No.15757591

>>15757585
It's more demeaning for the guy who's humping her while she does something trivial but more important, though.

>> No.15757593

>>15757580
Depends, how old would she be?

>> No.15757598

>>15757580
Get the Waifu to bust out our old costumes

>> No.15757600

Can boys attend the Kiki maid academy to become a butler

>> No.15757602

>>15757591
Not when you kick into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE and she tries desperately to look like she's still focused on her task and not by how hard you're pounding her.

>> No.15757609

>>15757512
Shit

>> No.15757613

>>15757602
This guy gets it. It's about making the gyaru give in to her urges and drop the pretending she's not interested act.

>> No.15757615

>>15757512
Creepy but in an uncanny valley way instead of stalker way

>> No.15757616

>>15757512
Clingy crybaby.

>> No.15757617

>>15757578
There is nothing wrong with Undead chicks.

>> No.15757619

>>15757613
Extra good if she's on the phone with a friend.

>> No.15757620

>>15757466
>>15757512
>>15757580
>>15757600
Fucking hell. It's time to stop.

>> No.15757622

>>15757616
Don't bully her then she might kill herself

>> No.15757624

>>15757620
Agreed, who is that faggot anyways?

>> No.15757626

>>15757580
I gave my waifu a chunni title, so I might as well give one to her.

>> No.15757627

>>15757619
>her friend is a gyaru Cheshire
>the next time they meet the Cheshire won't stop nudging her and asking her questions with a smug grin

>> No.15757628

>>15757620
>>15757624
What exactly is the problem here?

>> No.15757629

>>15757620
indeed this is low tier bait posts

>> No.15757634

>>15757622
She already did!

>> No.15757636

>>15757565
She tried giving the ultimate handjob and the friction instantly evaporated the lube and destroyed the guy's dick. She wrapped up her hand to hide her shame and vowed to never use her hand for pleasure again. But the prophecy shows that one day there shall be a man who can withstand her handjobs, and so she waits for the day she can meet the man who can accept her love.

>> No.15757637

>>15757624
I don't know, but he's popped up in the last few threads just spamming these nonstop, even when told multiple times to give it a rest.

>> No.15757638

>>15757627
>She was recording the whole thing

>> No.15757640

>>15757620
Good catch, all reads like the same guy.

>> No.15757643

>>15757620
>>>15757466 (You)
>>>15757512 (You)
>>>15757580 (You)
>>>15757600 (You)
yeah fuck that guy

>> No.15757648

>>15757620
Pretty much how the entirety of the thread looks to me.

>> No.15757649

>>15757643
I feel kinda ashamed that I thought those were actually my posts for a second.

>> No.15757650
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15757650

>>15757628
If you noticed, it's a samefag asking 4 consecutive useless questions without actually even contributing, almost as if he wants this thread to artifically inflate in post count as soon as possible.

>> No.15757652

>>15757620
It's pretty easy to identify. Just look for questions without question marks and you'll find him.

>> No.15757656

>>15757648
They're way different, they're short questions without any thought put into them and don't even bother to use punctuation.

It's like someone escaped from wiki.

>> No.15757658

>>15757650
But people started discussing some of those. I don't really see any issue.

>> No.15757662

>>15757656
This has been going for a few threads now. I can't remember when it started, but I think it was around 7 threads ago.

>> No.15757664

>>15757636
That's some Oglaf material right there.
She can't contain her power, and the handjob is so powerful the guy's dick literally disintegrates from the pleasure.
Then she sleeps in her tomb for thousands of years until a legendary birth happens, and rises to hunt down the Man with the Implacable Penis. A phallus so terrifying, even just looking at it is enough to turn weaker-minded girls into constantly orgasming cocksluts. And don't even get me started on what the smell, taste and touch of it can do.

It truly is the only dick capable of handling the Ultimate Handjob.

>> No.15757668

>>15757658
The issue that it's one-sided discussion, almost as if it's a question bot spamming this thread and just blatantly ignores any replies, zero communication, and will continue asking more until asked to stop (and probably ignores people asking for it to stop and ask some more as well).

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15757669

>>15757668
Well if you say so.

>> No.15757670

>>15757650
He's much, much better than that yuri fag who was shitposting a few days ago.

I say don't bother about it too much unless he start posting cancer

>> No.15757671

>>15757620
Thanks for letting me know. I will take your words to heart and discontinue my course of discussion or lack there of.

http://imgur.com/a/miipe

>> No.15757677

>>15757671
Jesus.

>> No.15757679

I have a strange desire.
I want a monstergirl to free me from this reality.
I want to experience a universe of endless sensation and possibility.
I want a monstergirl to know absolute liberation with me.
I want to understand everything, and never worry about anything.
I want to transcend the trappings of my own simple consciousness.
I want to see and feel and smell and taste everything she is.
I want to lose myself in our revelry for all eternity.

Which species would be best?

>> No.15757680

>>15757656
I couldn't put it into words before you said that, but that's exactly the problem.
Besides being so mechanical and inane, it's exactly like the comments on any MGE Wiki page too. Not to mention it's low effort. It's not like it opens a dialogue, it's just a lazy thing which doesn't promote discussion.

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15757684

>>15757679

>> No.15757686

>>15757679
Flayer.

>> No.15757687

>>15757679
Definitely a Shoggy

>> No.15757688

>>15757679
>>15757686

>> No.15757690

>>15757684
Yoshi's Island with monstergirls would be a fun game.

>> No.15757692

>>15757671
I feel like the appropriate word to use here is "bullseye".
4 for 4 ain't bad.

>> No.15757693

>>15757679
Matango.

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>>15757690

>> No.15757696

What would happen if you get hurt in a place full of unmarried monster girls, would they fight to see who gets to nurse you?

>> No.15757703

>>15757694
How will she transport Mario?

>> No.15757706

>>15757694
I did not need this.

>> No.15757708
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15757708

>>15757684
what species is that?

>>15757679
Shog for something tangible
Flayer for perfect coma

>> No.15757713

>>15757694
Haha?

>> No.15757715

>>15757696
You'd either die or end up with a harem of 50+

>> No.15757717

>>15757708
Rude.

>> No.15757718

>>15757671
I like to start discussions too, but you've got to read the thread's mood

If you get no/few replies to your first attempt you're better off just jumping on whatever topic thread is talking about or just wait until a better time

>> No.15757721

>>15757708
Kesaran Pasaran, duh.

>> No.15757724

>>15757694
girls laying eggs is a huge fetish of mine.

Slutty looking ones that enjoy it are even better.

>> No.15757725

>>15757708
Kesaran Pasaran

>> No.15757727

>>15757715
>harem of 50+
That seems impossible to handle, might need to ask a bicorn to organize that harem

>> No.15757731

>>15757694
>yoshi's story style game with a yoshi sister for every colour of the rainbow and lewd cgs
Fund it.

>> No.15757739

>>15757671
Remember to use "?' even then try to limit your questions to one per thread.

>> No.15757745

>>15757727
>That awkward moment when a Bicorn has more organizational skills than an Anubis
Ironically enough, she would be shit if you asked her to organize your schedule, weird huh?

>> No.15757748

>>15757679
The Monstergirl Fusion Lab (ignore that it's just That One Lich's basement) has just the thing for you.
In an attempt to surpass God, they've come up with a fusion between a Shoggoth, a Lilim, and a Will-o-the-Wisp.
Now there's no actual official name for it yet, and truth be told, nothing even knows what it looks like. The last man sent into her containment cell never came back out, and upon further study, every record of his existence, from his written name, to photographs of him, turned into portals leading to another universe. It's assumed that he has been scattered, and currently occupies all of spacetime at once, everywhere.

>> No.15757753

>>15757748
Dammit anon remember the Cheshire/Holst hybrid? That poor young boy will never be the same.

>> No.15757754

>>15757725
>>15757721
>>15757717
>extremely rare drug monster.
forgot about this one. pretty neat, I guess.

>> No.15757757

>>15757748
I'd be fine with a Zombie Wight

>> No.15757763

>>15757679
Any of the eldritch girls

>> No.15757765

>>15756026
No link to uncensored version?

>> No.15757768
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15757768

.less why

>> No.15757770

>>15756557
I don't understand what this is.

>> No.15757772

>>15757757
>Put a Zombie into Input A of the fusion machine
>And a Wight into Input B of the fusion machine
>What emerges from the Output is a single piece of paper with the text "I honestly have no idea how to process this." printed onto it.

>> No.15757773

>>15757768
He's still on about that damn cat?

>> No.15757774

>>15757768
Why does .less still care about this lesbian?

Why did Bob have to rewrite Laska and somehow make it worse?

>> No.15757775

>>15757768
Laska's a fucking trainwreck.

>> No.15757779

>>15757768
OMG HOW COULD HE??!?

>> No.15757780

>>15757770
Anon, do you realise how old you've just made so many of this thread's inhabitants feel?

>> No.15757781

>>15757748
Wow, that actually sounds like exactly what I wanted, as long as we can escape this reality together.

Im just trying to even imagine that monstergirl.
>burning spectral slime, with the loose shape of a demon, intangible, and possessing endless glowing eyes and mouths.

pretty neat, desu

>> No.15757782

>>15757772
Holy fuck! it's sentient, abandon project ABANDON PROJECT!

>> No.15757784

>>15757780
It's not your fault. I more or less live in solitary confinement and miss a ton of even otherwise contemporary shit

>> No.15757786

>>15757768
Isn't this cat just as slutty as Mari?

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15757787

>>15757748
>>15757753
You fools needed to stop at the Yeti / Holst and be done with it.

>> No.15757788

>>15757775
Laska is a BIG FAT MISTAKE

>> No.15757790

>>15757772
I know an easier challenge for the machine a Tsundere Cheshire and a Yandere Wisp

>> No.15757792

>>15757768
Because.

>> No.15757795

>>15757753
Curb your tongue. I will see no slander or libel raised against the Cholshire. She's a beautiful abomination, and it's not her fault that her lactate naturally teleports into the mouth and stomach of the nearest male.

>> No.15757797

>>15757565
>I wonder why only one hand is bandaged.
It's almost her entire left side anon. A tragic magic backfire induced a magic stroke, where the inverse happened and her left side became hyper sensitive. Flesh on flesh, bare skin finger lacing action with her left hand wil have her a quivering, orgasmic mess

>> No.15757800

>>15757787

that would make for some warm milk

>> No.15757801

>>15757772
Wait so what happens to the thoughts and feelings of both monsters before and after the fuse? Do the two just die and stop existing?

>> No.15757802

>>15756026
>>15757765
Oh, I get it now. It's on your patreon, isn't it?

>> No.15757803

>>15757555
I hope she is into vore of the digesty kind. Those things are delicious as shit and growing tits wont save you.

>> No.15757805

>>15757768
wtf I hate .less now

>> No.15757806

>>15757787
What horror hath you wrought?

>> No.15757807

>>15757671
Mind question marks and you'd blend into the environment alright.

>> No.15757808

>>15757803
Anon what the fuck is wrong with you. Cadbury Creme eggs are terrible.

>> No.15757810

>>15757580
I would encourage her, but with an educational bent. She'll come out of her eighth grade syndrome with an ungodly and unnecessary knowledge of mythology, theology and the occult.

>> No.15757811

>>15757787
He draws a holstaurus and yeti combo, and yet he hides the paws so we can't see them. C'mon, Loen.

>> No.15757814

>>15757768
Is it bad that I would?

>> No.15757817

>>15757808
Your opinion has been noted, and judgment has been passed.

You have literally bad taste. Like an actual taste bud deficiency.

>> No.15757824

>>15757814
I don't know how many rewrites there have been so far, but by this point, her dick is probably bigger and more barbed than yours.

>> No.15757825

>>15757808
They're great but Cadbury are tanukis and raised the price of a pack while reducing how many eggs are in those packs.

>> No.15757827

>>15757768
All connotation and character associations aside, this pushes all the right buttons.

>> No.15757830

>>15757808
I remember what I remember, faggot. Nostalgia doesn't lie.

>> No.15757833
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15757833

>>15757768
Say what you want but I like it

>>15757774
.less has his own version of Laska that's all about daddy issues

>> No.15757836

>>15757679
Sounds like Pandemonium.

Consult any "Dark" Monster Girl, and you shall have as you desire.

>> No.15757839

>>15757787
Milky Hugs might be nice, but what would the milk taste like?

>> No.15757846

>>15757790
A cage suddenly teleports around you, filled with blue fire, trapping you inside.
The flames curve and twist in unnatural ways until they take the shape of a leering grin.
Now all you will know is fire, bad (and mostly heat-related) jokes, while she "warms up" to you and becomes even more yan.

>>15757801
Who knows. I mean, a wight and a zombie went in, and a single piece of inanimate paper came out. That doesn't comply with the laws of conservation at all.
You could always go inside the machine and find out where they went.

>> No.15757847

>>15757827
I know what you mean, screw bob and his story. I just want to fuck a scared catgirl that calls me daddy.

>> No.15757853

>>15757768
>tfw I'm the one who got him to do this
It's a happy feeling.

>>15757833
>Avatarfagging
A new low, Aftyn.

>> No.15757855

>>15757833
I like this slutty bunny girl, fuck the haters. You just know she milks a dick proper.

>> No.15757856

>>15757768
Laska is cute!
CUTE!

>> No.15757858

>>15757833
She doesn't look like a NG mage more like a CE mage

>> No.15757859
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15757859

>Eehh? I overslept and now it's too late to invade the human boys!
What a dumb girl. You should totally put up a summoning circle and grab her.

>> No.15757863

>>15757853
Aftyn is already a colossal faggot, so what's new?

>> No.15757864

>>15757847
>I just want to fuck a scared catgirl that calls me daddy.
You have severe psychological issues, and it may be better to have a flayer simply wipe those portions from your mind than try to solve them. Unless you meant scarred.

>> No.15757867

>>15757846
>becomes even more yan.
But how can she be Yan when she doesn't like me or anything; wouldn't the Tsun and Yan conflict the personality?

>> No.15757869

Bob may be a hack writer but there ain't nothing hotter than an abused cumdumpster that begs for you to take care of her, am I right?

>> No.15757873

>>15757859
She needs a real shirt not a half bra before I summon her

>> No.15757875

>>15757859
taking advantage of dumb girls is a kink I can't walk away from.

Get me the chalk and candles.

>> No.15757876

>>15757867
She starts out tsun but yan, and as she becomes more balanced, she gets even more yan.

>> No.15757879

>>15757864
I did mean scarred, my r key is sticking from spilling tea on it like a retard.

>> No.15757882

>>15757867
>It's not like she killed those Whores and Sluts for you B-baka

>> No.15757884

Do we have Ghasts yet in MGE?

>> No.15757889

>>15757884
Nope. No Banshees either.

Whats a ghast do?

>> No.15757891

>>15757884
The fat baby sounding flying white squids from minecraft?

>> No.15757897

>>15757882
>D-don't get the wrong Idea. I-I only accidentally spilled blood in that cake. I wasn't going to give you any, b-but if it was already ruined, I figured it was good for trash like you! I definitely wasn't trying to feed you my blood or anything.

>> No.15757898

>>15757891
Exit the premises faggot.

>> No.15757901

>>15757787
I may be a fool, but only a coward would stop here. The science has just begun! We still have plenty of mixes to do; such as a doppelganger mixed with a lizardman who chooses a husband based on their ability to fight their phantoms, a mad hatter mixed with a holsy who is very eager to get you to try her milk tea, or a living armor mixed with a slime queen to give you a pseudo-clone army.

>> No.15757903

>>15757884
Not yet.

>>15757889
Depending on the iteration between Lovecraft and D&D they can either be a horribly misshapen little kangaroo legged wretch or basically a Ghoul that has a paralytic touch and smells just as bad as Komodo-neesan in the summer heat.

>> No.15757904

>>15757897
Never thought I'd find a TsunYan Wonderland Wisp sound cute while feeding me blood

>> No.15757905

>>15757839
Minty?

>> No.15757906

>>15757787
Loen should redesign this at some point.

>> No.15757909

>>15757889
Accoring to Wikipedia, they're either a stronger D&D Ghoul, or they're carnivorous digitigrade hooved humanoids with knotted skin who live in the dark and prey on whatever is unfortunate enough to stumble into their domain.

>> No.15757911

>>15757898
That is the only place I've seen that word so I didn't know

>> No.15757912

>>15757768
Oh look it's a slut

>> No.15757914

>>15757906
Two is just two much!

>> No.15757915

>>15757768
I actually liked Laska when it was originally written. The ending was a but abrupt and could have been handled better, but otherwise it was alright.

It's a shame that the remake is fucking awful, I thought Bob was going to re-write it using what he's learned as a writer, instead he just makes the setting and characters worse each update. I'd still fuck Laska, though.

>> No.15757917

>>15757904
This thread really can go places you didn't know were places.

>> No.15757918

>>15757897
How is YanTsundere so cute? That is a combination I never thought would work or work so well it is adorable.

>> No.15757921

>>15757918
>Cute
That's how you spell funny? Language these days.

>> No.15757922

>>15757915
>I thought Bob was going to re-write it using what he's learned as a writer
Oh that's a good one.

Although I still want to fuck the gay out of Laska.

>> No.15757923

>>15757768
Eh, it's still better than the Moose saga. The characters may be shit, but at least they act consistently.

>> No.15757926

>>15757903
>>15757909
I am talking of the undead type of Ghasts. The "weaker than a Wight, but stronger than zombies or ghouls" type of undead that ruined many a FF2 player's controller when they showed up.

>> No.15757928

>>15757922
>gay out
What the fuck did he do

>> No.15757929

>>15757921
She is both, I bet the whores she killed, died laughing

>> No.15757933

>>15757915
The problem I have with the Laska and Me re-write is much like George Lucas and the Star Wars franchise if left to his own devices, Bobby's hubris overrides his actual knowledge as a writer.

I mean, shit. Empire Strikes Back is pretty much the best the Star Wars movies will ever get and fucking Lucas didn't even direct it.

I'm still a dirty faggot for the idea of having a nude Laska wearing a dog collar and carrying a leash in her mouth crawl into the foyer on all fours and ask her actual husband/boyfriend if he's her 'master'.

Fuck the daddy issues.

>> No.15757939

>>15757928
Exactly what it sounds like. Bob was a mistake.

>> No.15757941

>>15757922
>Oh that's a good one.

Fine, let me rephrase that.
I thought Bob would have learned things as a writer that he could use to improve on the original story. Instead we get gay Cheshires and monsterboys.

>> No.15757947

>>15757915
>>15757939
Doesn't he use monsterboys as well?

And there are faggots who defend him and his kind.

>> No.15757951

>>15757748
I insert a Liliraune and Queen Slime

How many monstergirls come out, and what consistency are they? Are they Siamese pairs, or just endlessly budding?

>> No.15757955

>>15757926
Maybe they'll be like ghouls, but instead of a tongue obsession they'd be more geared to love bites. They capture men and paralyze them by covering them in hickies and teeth marks, then ride them dry.

>> No.15757957

>>15757951
It's a hydra plant slime that can multiply endlessly.
A Slydrant.

>> No.15757962

>>15757947
Bob is an actual faggot from what I've observed, so that holds true.

>> No.15757963

>>15757957
So many vines, and if one is cut off 2 take their place

>> No.15757966

>>15757955
Or they like cuddles and inflict the paralysis through touch instead? They would be like the Yeti of the undead kingdoms.

>> No.15757968

>>15757957
That is absolutely terrifying.

>> No.15757969

>>15757915
The rewrite is technically better in every way. The original was trash with a pitybait laska and MC with literally no character, meant for nothing more than self-inserting. If someone says they like the original more, it's because they didn't read the rewrite and just wanted to hop on the bobhate train, or they wanted to self-insert and couldn't because the mc is actually a character now.

>> No.15757974

>>15757969
It's also possible they have different opinions from you.

>> No.15757977

>>15757963
More like 10 instead of 2.

>>15757968
It is a mass monster, made from the madness of an Anon, a Lich, and a Wurm who thought that she woyld have infinite Jello if she put them into the machine!
Now we need a team of monsters with attitude to take on this new threat! That or Godzilla.

>> No.15757978

>>15757962
Hi Bollocks

>> No.15757989

>>15757969
>it's because they didn't read the rewrite and just wanted to hop on the bobhate train
Oh you.
>or they wanted to self-insert and couldn't because the mc is actually a character now
He still has now character on top of being a shitty dad.
>>15757978
I'm not him I can assure you that.

>> No.15757992

>>15757978
He's back? Better talk about how lovely Wights are and how much I want to mating press one in public while others stare and gawk.

>> No.15757993

>>15757969
>The rewrite is better
It has Monster Boys, Laska is gay and even brattier, and her original boyfriend is also gay. Anyone who thinks its better simply has terrible taste.

>> No.15757996

>>15757962
>his love for futa
>monster boys
>his gay rp with .less
He's homo without a doubt.

>> No.15757998

>>15757989
You're definitely about as subtle as Tim Burton's directing style when it comes to posting just like that asshat

>> No.15758000

>>15757977
but most importantly, how high is the potential to waifu such an affront against nature? Is it one very curvy onee-san type? or many little flat chested buds? Or simply an actual monster?

>> No.15758004

>>15757993
>Monster Boys, Laska is gay and even brattier, and her original boyfriend is also gay
I don't like any of these things, but I didn't say the plot was better, I said it was technically better. The story flows better, the characters are more well-defined, and the conflicts feel more like human conflicts instead being as fake as they felt in the original.

>> No.15758005

>>15758000
I'd love to treat the buds like daughterus and the adult one lie a wife

>> No.15758006

>>15758000
It's a curvy ojou-sama hell with numerous ojous making up the Slydrant! More than any man can handle!

>> No.15758008

>>15757929
I guess
>Leave the convenience store
>Juggle the bags and your umbrella, trying to work the optimum setup here
>You'd think that after to many breakups, the local ryu would have given up on love entirely
>Unfortunately for you, but fortunately for the plants, that wasn't the case
>After some feats that would make a body contortionist impressed, you manage to rest opened umbrella's stem against your shoulder and get the rest of the shopping in a comfortable grip
>Begin the walk home, ensuring that a gust of wind doesn't rob you of your only shelter
>Head down an alleyway by way of shortcut
>Late at night, it wasn't the wisest, but it was unlikely that there would be any unsavory figures here, braving out the drenching, torrential rain
>You round the corner, and find to little surprise that that kind of reasoning didn't apply to your stalker cum girlfriend.
>She freezes up the other end of the alleyway, clearly unable to run up the other end before you turned the corner.
>You see the gears of justification grind in her mind as you approach her
>She fixed her posture up as you near speaking distance, and affixed a proud smirk
>Slightly hard to do with her hair and clothes drenched and hanging limpidly off her form
>You think you can spot the ghost of a chill setting in, and you see her jaws clench to stem the chattering
>You stop before her, just short of sheltering her with your umbrella, knowing full well that she is too prideful to step under it with you
>"What are you doing out here?"
>"Hah. What, I can't come out and enjoy the rain?"
>You see the mockery of a lightbulb flicker above her head
>She smirks smugly, "Oh, I see... You... You didn't think I came out here for you, did you?"
>She tips her head back and a few droplets of rain splatter on your cheek and covers her mouth with the back of her hand
>"Oh ho ho ho! There's no way! Me? There's no way I was worried that some slut would use the cover of rain to try and steal you away. I just know that you're so useless you might slip and hurt yourself!"
>Your eyebrow rises, and she catches her slip, eyes going wide
>"N-n-not that I would care! Some thing like you slipping and hurting yourself... I- I came here to laugh at you! A-and some of the stuff you went out to get was for me too, s-so I would have some responsibility I guess?"
>Her fret becomes more and more apparent as she tries to justify herself to you, but she ends up entangling herself further like some kind of verbal bondage. You start to shift shopping bags to free up a hand,
>"I- I mean I knew you were going shopping, and you definitely weren't running away. I mean you would never run away, right? N-not that I would care if you did! I-it's just if you're not with me, some kind of whore might lure you in a-and-"
>You place your free hand on her wet head, and step closer to her taking mental note of the way she automatically wraps her arms around you protectively
>"Yes yes. Lets just get home, shall we?"
>She hides her face in your chest and mumbles "I definitely wasn't scared."

Well. Do you still like this abomination?

>> No.15758017

>>15757998
I'm not him because I'm the one that was able to point out each occasion he posts.

>> No.15758018

>>15757966
Paralysis by touch would be incredibly annoying after the first encounter. Yes it's a good way to catch a man, but I imagine that afterwards she'e be pretty sad she can't be cuddled back when her new husband is constantly frozen still when she hugs him.

>> No.15758029

>>15758008
I don't like her, I love her, she really is a cute nerd

>> No.15758043

>>15758004
Monsterboys and Laska's homosexual drama aside, it IS actually better; just in the sense that moldy bread is better than festering flesh to eat. Bob overall has made countless bad choices in his writing.

>> No.15758056

>>15758018
Perhaps the husband gains a resistance after a bit, and instead feels like he's on ecstacy when she touches him?

>> No.15758058

>>15758005
This is such a glorious concept. A whole family plant all to yourself.
>>15758006
And this is just too sexy for the modern man. I'd probably die of fluid loss.

>> No.15758062

>>15757951
The Output is a mass of translucent plant-girls, gel-like bodies flecked with darker specks of plant matter. The whole group of them are surrounded by petals in a myriad of colours, shifting like fluid. They're more distinct than a Queen Slime, more prone to swirling around and embracing each other.
At night the petals close up on all of them, but they're transparent enough that if you shine a light, you can see through the flower to where they're all sleeping in a big group hug.

Due to their semi-liquid nature, a single girl is called a water lily.
The collective noun for them is "A bouquet of water lilies."

>> No.15758069

>>15758062
So, some Lotus girl or something?

>> No.15758070

>>15758008
She is the best abomination.

>> No.15758074

>>15758062
>sleeping in a big group hug.
Sounds really comfy, I be it would be like a nice soft sleeping bad if you were in there

>> No.15758082

>>15758062
I want to lay in a bouquet of water lillies and be hugged by all of their soft bodies.

This is a cool concept. Not nearly as terrifying as a duplicating plant hydra.

>> No.15758088

>>15758074
So many comfy plant slimes embracing you sounds like heaven.

>> No.15758091

>>15758069
Yeah, a little bit. They'd probably thrive as a plant living on the water's surface, too.

>>15758074
>>15758082
Because they're part slime, they'd be incredibly soft and malleable while still remaning within the confines of a humanoid shape. Heck, when they group hug, they just mould around each other, their contours perfectly shifting to accomodate their fellow water lilies' bodies.
So it would be pretty comfortable.

>> No.15758101

>>15757748
Why not put the two Siths together for one unholy abomination

>> No.15758103

>>15758091
It would be like sinking into a water bed. Im suddenly really tired.

>> No.15758107

>>15758082
Why not be both? They could multiply quickly depending on factors, and have numerous plant slime girls to cuddle you in one big cuddle pile.

>> No.15758108

>>15757768
It would've been better if it was just a daughteru dicking story.

>> No.15758111

>>15758103
A waterbed of hugs and love so even better

>> No.15758114
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15758114

>>15757992
>Trying to bait me out with Wights and mating presses
Yeah, they're okay I guess.

>> No.15758121

>>15758101
Best case scenario, the sheer amount of fur from combining them would result in a big, sentient furball.
All it could do is roll around and rub itself against you.

>> No.15758123

>>15758108
>>

>> No.15758128

>>15756937
Actually if he releases one of them per week it'll take munch longer to get them all then if he had just posted them all one month after release. Well shit.

>> No.15758129

>>15758114
Especially when you creampie her and force her to walk home with you as your cum leaks down her inner thighs for all to see.
And then, halfway home, you decide to take a detour to pump some more thick and creamy love her her ass this time.

>> No.15758134

>>15758101

>One fine day with a woof and a purr
>a baby was born and it caused a little stir
>no blue buzzard
>no three-eyed frog
>just a feline canine little CatDog

>> No.15758136

>>15758121
>furball
Much like my Zinogre girl pups or my Kej doodles?

>> No.15758161

>>15758128
I just want Griffon and Dark Mage already.
Automaton and Dragon Zombie too.

>> No.15758167

You have been given two options
Marry the Witch who has been cursing you since childhood
or
Don't and watch your monster girl waifu become an ugly fat blob who can't even stand from her fat.
Choose

>> No.15758168

>>15758129
>Public shit
Your wife is not a trophy, golddigger.

>> No.15758172

>>15758134
Okay I was wrong, now that is an abomination against all things

>> No.15758174
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15758174

So we got any Conan the Barbarian/Red Sonja style adventures?

>> No.15758176
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15758176

>>15757768
Why can't less just do cute things instead?

>> No.15758182

>>15758176
>Melted cheese + grease on fur

I feel like there's a lot of human foods that many MG's just couldn't get into.

>> No.15758184

>>15758176
What happened to her ear?

>> No.15758195

>>15758184
You know how some guys will put their dick in a pencil sharpener?

Well, sorta something like that.

>> No.15758199

>>15758107
>>15758111
A creature like this sounds cute as fuck, but the way they multiply, sounds like a serious accidental infestation on our hands.

What if they multiply so much they claim the whole countryside?

>> No.15758200

>>15758168
All waifus are trophies. Why else do other anons gloat about them?

>> No.15758201

>>15758184
Short answer? Her mom fucked her up.

Longer answer?
Laska is Bob's classic OC Donut Steel, a Cheshire Cat who was heavily abused by her mother, sent into Foster Care, and subsequently adopted at a young age by the story's Anondad protagonist.

>> No.15758203

>>15758101
Output 1: The monstergirl version of catdog. one end is a chesire from the waist up, and the other end is a werewolf.
No one has any idea how their digestive system works, or if they even have one. They may or may not have a pussy, or two pussies constantly rubbing up against each other.
At least they're not Output 2.

Output 2: Because the furry percentage was lowered for Output 1, this one is even more furry. One end is literally just a cat's ass, and the other end is literally just a dog's ass. We don't know where they're obtaining the matter needed to defacate and urinate every two hours on average, but they're getting it from somewhere.
After extensive testing, the breed of the cat half is confirmed to be that of an exotic shorthair, and the dog that of a bull mastif.

Guess which Output you're getting for coming up with such an awful, awful idea.

>> No.15758207

>>15758199
Water Lily kingdom.
All the cuddles you can handle and then some! They would probably stop after a certain point, though.

>> No.15758209

>>15758129
>For all to see
Personally I think it's best just kept a naughty little stealthy secret between a couple.

Of course, in a world full of MGs, odds are they could smell it anyway...

>> No.15758213

>>15758167
Witch

>> No.15758214

>>15758199
If it gets to that point, you have no one to blame but yourself to stop it.

>> No.15758218
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15758218

>>15758184
Abusive mother, which set Laska on course for adoption.

Less seems to alternate between cute and porn with her

>> No.15758221

>>15758203
This is a BAD EXPERIMENT! We are BAD PEOPLE!

>> No.15758222

Can the Moonseed be a monstergirl?

>> No.15758226

>>15758182
You could always feed it to them anon.

>> No.15758227

>>15758203
Alright, I insert a Vampire Mosquito, and a Mimic.

May god have mercy on our souls.

>> No.15758230

>>15758209
I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be a secret or fun in mg land. It's probably a common thing to do.
>"Let's get some ice cream!"
>"Okay!"
>the married couple fuck like they're trying to populate an empty planet as they both lick an ice cream together

>> No.15758233

>>15757748
Vampire and Crow Tengu.

>> No.15758237

>>15757969
I agree with you. I had a chance to compare fragments from the two and the rewrite is visibly a step forward to me. The catch is, it's become almost entirely un-MGE-ish now with all the additions, which people seem reluctant to just admit and be done with it instead of trying to sell monsterboys or, say, 3D-esque behavior pattern as somehow a descent of writing in itself.
Although Bob deserved the hate in case you were ridiculing it, he was a fag. But I'd likely take kindergarten class' piece of literary criticism over /mgt/'s.

>> No.15758245

>>15758222
Dunno what that is, but suddenly I find myself thinking about MG Virages...

>> No.15758246

>>15758221
Only thing more catastrophic would be DL and CG merging

>> No.15758252

>>15758237
Kindergarten class'? What does a bunch of loli MGs have to do with anything outside of the Shog outbreak and cats vanishing?

>> No.15758256

>>15758167
>Choice between bitch witch who's cursing me and my waifu
>Or my waifu

Oh gee, let me think for a second.

>> No.15758258

>>15758246
No.
Druella and a Unicorn.
Or Mari and her Cat Matter.

>> No.15758260

>>15758237
>un-mge-ish
you say that like it's a bad thing

>> No.15758268

>>15758252
If there ain't no Baphos in, nothing. If there are, you probably don't wanna know.

>> No.15758269

>>15758246
So the god of Neutrality?

>> No.15758275

>>15758260
So you're saying monsterboys and dykes are a good thing?

>> No.15758280

>>15758269
I don't feel strongly one way or the other. All I know is that my gut says "maybe".

>>15758268
What?

>> No.15758285

>>15758237
Shut up you passive-agressive bollocks.

>> No.15758287

>>15758275
He didn't say anything of the sort, shit for brains.

>> No.15758289

I want an drunk Oni to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to pretend she doesn't remember anything the morning after!

>> No.15758297
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15758297

>>15758289
I want a Cyclops to do that to me!

>> No.15758304

>>15756937
>shibari
She's a lewd girl.

>> No.15758308

>>15758209
This man has the right of it

>>15758167
Is "burn the witch" a valid answer?

>> No.15758309

>>15758297
I want to throw orange juice into a monoeye's eye and then rape her.

>> No.15758313

>>15758260
Most headcanons here are worse than MGE, so yes.

>> No.15758320

>>15758309
But they only have one eye! What if you damage it?

>> No.15758321

>>15758260
Bad thing what? Following MGE, or stepping aside from it? Neither's inherently wrong.

>> No.15758324

>>15758313
I was going to argue with you, but then I remembered half the threadcanon we have.
If that's indicitive of the average anon's headcanon then you're probably right.

>> No.15758326

Monoeyes are my monolove

>> No.15758327

>>15758309
She's probably into that, what now tough guy?

>> No.15758328

>>15758275
Why wouldn't you wanna BE a monsterboy, given the benefits?

>> No.15758329

>>15758324
I doubt it is. Stupidity in the thread just breeds that sort of thing, and I can guarantee that the people who don't contribute to supporting the dumb threadcanon have personal ideas and settings that are much, much better.
You're proof of that, because you realise how dumb the threadcanon is.

>> No.15758332

>>15758326
Monoeyes are for monoimpregnating and monoabandoning

>> No.15758333

I was wondering where the weekend went.

>> No.15758334

>>15758328
http://i.imgur.com/4Fxhx66.png

>> No.15758335

>>15758332
If tsundere is so shit then how come their genes pass on?

>> No.15758337

>>15758327
He could try throwing Coke instead. The bubbles will probably burn like a bitch.

>> No.15758340

>>15758335
fuck meant for >>15758289

>> No.15758341

>>15758328
This is bait

>> No.15758343

>>15758275
I wanna be a monster girl lesbian!

>> No.15758347

>>15758343
I wanna build a small harem out of alps!

>> No.15758348

>>15758335
Only the best tsunderes go on to breed consensually, so eventually the Louises will become a slave race only found underground in rape basements while the Crybaby Dragons go on to populate the surface world. Eventually the shitty tsunderes will escape their imprisonment and battle the cute tsunderes for the destiny of the world.

>> No.15758349

>>15758337
why would you throw a soda slime at a monoeye?

>> No.15758350

>>15758329
>You're proof of that, because you realise how dumb the threadcanon is.
It's okay in small doses, but when it's enforced as the "official" way you're dealing with a very special kind of stupid. I'm fairly certain only a few trolls actually do this, though.

>> No.15758355

>>15758256
But she'll make your waifu literally weigh a ton. She'd be impossible to slim down. Is that what you want?
>>15758308
No, her vengeful spirit will live on

>> No.15758356

>>15758350
Yeah, that's very true. When it becomes a standard, and the first thing to be mentioned and thought of when just a monstergirl species name is brought up, and it completely dominates all discussion to do with that monstergirl, that's when it becomes pretty awful.

>> No.15758358

>>15758167
Can I marry her ad then chat on her?

>> No.15758361

>>15758355
I could deal with my waifu being that big, because that's my waifu.
As for weight and locomotion, just find a way to cast some levitation or antigravity spell on her.

Then ideally deactivate it right above the bitch witch.

>> No.15758362

>>15758337
Ever have orange juice in your eye? You'll be blind for a day or two while it stings like hell.

>> No.15758365

>>15758167
What happens if the Witch is my waifu?

>> No.15758371

>>15758355
>her vengeful spirit will live on
Spirits are kind of my waifu's thing. I'm sure a Wight can prepare something suitably hellish for the witch's audacity.

>> No.15758373

>>15758349
>Throw orange soda at a monoeye
>it turns out she's the monster universes version of Kel Mitchell
>it counted as a marriage proposal to her
>get disappointed when she doesn't realise you were actually making a deus ex reference instead
>also you're now married to one eyed monstergirl Kel Mitchell
>Will you take this man to be your lawfully married husband?
>"Mmmm hmmm! I do I do i do I do-oooo!"

>> No.15758377

>>15758348
Crybaby Dragons are for impregnating and pranking afterwards.

>> No.15758379
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15758379

How do you convince a monster girl that an outfit she doesn't like suits her?

>> No.15758382

>>15758377
>pranking afterwards
Would the pranks be pregnancy-oriented or just happen after impregnation?

>> No.15758392

>>15758373
Could be worse, she could be an alp

>> No.15758396

>>15758347
I want to go to MGC and lead all the Alps out of their district to the touristy areas with my dick like the motherfucking pied piper!

>> No.15758407

>>15758379
By telling her she's extra cute when using that. Maybe even go on a date.

>> No.15758408

>>15756026
Oh shit, I'm such a slut for black sclera goddamn it.

>> No.15758420

>>15758382
Both.

>> No.15758429

>>15758347
I like how Alps are just Succubi who actually know their way around a man's body and are somehow better lovers for it. It would still be a bit off putting to know that the 11/10 with the massive tits and sultry, husky voice used to be a huge muscled gang member.

>> No.15758438

>still no Lanternon chapter
I get he's probably busy with real life stuff, but I hope he hasn't burned out or something. Things were getting interesting.

>> No.15758459

>>15758227
Input 1: Vampire Mosquito
Input 2: Mimic

Output: A large box, 1m by 1m by 40cm in size. It's fashioned after a medical box used to transport organs used for transplants.
Opening it releases a swarm of vampire mosquitos, all roughly 5cm in height. Exactly how many, we don't know, because every attempt to gather them back up after opening the box has failed. All the males in the villages surrounding the Fusion Lab have, for the past five months since opening the box, been reporting an increase in the frequency of wet dreams, on average 5 times a week, and constantly, agonisingly itchy penises.
All the tanuki merchants in the area have started selling mosquito nets for more than triple the market standard they were at five months ago.
Why the fuck did anyone think it was a good idea to open the box.

>>15758233
Input 1: Vampire
Input 2: Crow Tengu
Output: One humanoid monstergirl. 5'11 in height, black hair in a short hime cut, with red eyes. Let's call her a Vamp Tengu for now, as a tentative name.
One interesting quality she has is her partial shapeshifting ability. In her normal state, her arms from the shoulder down are human in shape, but completely black, covered with matte black scales, fingers tipped with dark yellow talons. Additionally, even naked, something like a cape flows from her back, each point starting at the shoulders where the black scales end. The organic cape reaches her ankles when standing at full height, completely absorbs all light, and produces no reflection whatsoever. (Look up images of vantablack to get an idea of this sort of thing.) The Vamp Tengu can shapeshift this cape at will, splitting it as it reforms and adheres to her arms, changing her arms into wings like a harpy, with the exception of her hands and fingers, still intact.
Similarly, her legs are covered in the same completely smooth black scales from the thighs down. Her feet, despite their colouration, are completely human in shape.
The Vamp Tengu is extremely pale, and cannot endure exposure to the sun. Strangely enough, though, her night vision is rather terrible.
So, with no need for sleep, she spends all of her time reading and studying by aritificial light. She has a reserved, introverted personality, with an elegant air about her. When she chooses to speak, it's always with calm and eloquence. Oddly enough, despite being and immortal fusion between a powerfully magical harpy and a vampire, she insists that she's rather quite feeble, and claims that her asthma acts up when she flies. No-one knows if she actually is feeble and has asthma, or if she's just kind of lazy.
Due to her nature and studious lifestyle, she's an extremely adept spellcaster, and like any vampire, also possesses fangs and the ability to drink blood to revitalise herself.

WARNING: Has very pointy ears.

These are pretty fun. I should put them in a Pastebin, maybe standadise their format a little bit too.

>> No.15758467

>>15757748
Elf and Wight.
Lilim and Yeti.
Wendigo and Gnome.

>> No.15758469

>>15758459
How about a Titania and a Tentacle?
Or a Devil and a Wendigo

>> No.15758472

>>15758129
>Doing that to a Wight
You're worse than that passive-aggressive cock gobbling shitheel Bob at that point.

>> No.15758473

>>15758459
A tsundere and a yandere.

>> No.15758474

>>15758246
>Input 1: Demon Lord
>Input 2: Chief God

Output: The complete manuscript for a supernatural comedy graphic novel work, as created by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon. Reading it gives one a rather unusual power.

>> No.15758476

Mimic and Potdevil would be best spy, because they can hide in plain sight

>> No.15758482

>>15758476
Why, because nobody remembers they exist?

>> No.15758483

>>15757748
I want to combine a Jubjub and Minotaur just to see what happens.

>> No.15758484

Remember to care for Monsters, not just fusions. You might make that Yeti cry because she doesn't have wings to hug you with

>> No.15758488

>>15758420
>painting the egg on Easter

>> No.15758490

>>15758459
That Vamp Tengu sounds nice.

>> No.15758499

>>15758459
I kind of want one of those Mosquito Mimic boxes all for myself

>> No.15758500

>>15758476
Ittan momen too.

>> No.15758501

>>15758459
Vamp Tengu is such a cutie.

>> No.15758503

>>15758476
What happens when the dense guy they are spying on puts the pot in the box?

>> No.15758515

>>15758488
>hide it while cooking eggs for breakfast

>> No.15758536

Would an Asura be the most physically powerful monster?

>> No.15758540

>>15758515
That's way too sadistic and abusive.

>> No.15758546
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>>15758536

Not in the MGE.

>> No.15758550

>>15758536
No. If you take into consideration the amount of mass a Dragon has packed into a human form (given they can polymorph if they want to), they'd outclass an Asura.

Baphomets are pretty fucking strong too.

>> No.15758556

>>15758536
Yes, considering they're on the levels of demigods and deitic entities.

>> No.15758558

>>15758546
where does she get the skulls?

>> No.15758566

>>15758558
From her mother. She's got a bone to pick, cue.

>> No.15758570

>>15758566
But there are two

>> No.15758574

>>15758550
Deific, rather

>> No.15758578

>>15758570
Two mothers. Maybe more.
Imagine.

>> No.15758586
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15758586

So you are living in a dark mamono realm with your waifu, and your daughteru wants a pet for her birthday. What do you get her?

1. Mamono Realm Pig (small, medium or large, can be tame and friendly)
2. Mamono Realm Shelled Bug (skittish, usually the size of a average dog, may shower someone in aphrodisiac energy when alarmed)
3. Tentacle brain (small, intelligent and cute tentacle plants often kept as pets).
4. Other mamono realm beast (make one up).
5. Some mundane creature/plant from a human realm or bright green mamono realm (beware, it may mutate in a dark mamono realm).

>> No.15758587

>>15758558
Made from play doh.

>> No.15758594
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15758594

I'm gonna wage war on the Cat Kingdom, and take the fight to those haughty Cats sitting on fancy thrones!

>> No.15758595

>>15758546
I want to arm wrestle one

>> No.15758597

>>15758586
I can let her raise the family pet rock that was passed down through the generations

>> No.15758598

>>15758558
Baphomet ancestors, other ancient demons, mamono realm beasts, depends on just what the skulls are.

Or maybe she just makes fake skulls out of mana or various materials.

>> No.15758599

>>15758586
A shota

>> No.15758607

>>15758586
If it's really a pet then I can give her a bird or something. I bet she would take really good care of it and maybe even fly together.
Or a rare plant since my daughteru collects those for her hoard.

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>>15758595

Let me know how that goes.

>> No.15758626

>>15758467
>>15758469
>>15758483
Oh jeez, okay, I guess I'll start writing these.

>>15758473
That Wonderland Wisp was a Tsunyandere.

>>15758490
>>15758501
Glad you like her. It's an interesting combination to go with.

>>15758499
Please only open in a completely enclosed and sealed off space. And please have bug repellent on hand so you can get them all back into the box after opening.

>> No.15758635

>>15758546
KC plays favorites with Baphos.

>>15758550
Depending on the setting an Asura would most likely be stronger, seeing as how they are demigods/dieties geared towards wrath, fighting, and being so angry.

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15758636

Beware, dangerous creatures lurk in the woods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ZpT_v42KQ

>> No.15758639

>>15758574
Well by KC's word of God, Baphomets are the strongest physically. While I agree with you that deific beings are stronger than mortal ones, people in here can argue for days on the semantics.

>> No.15758647

>>15758639
>Baphomets are the strongest physically
After Lilims and the DL, right?

>> No.15758652

>>15758647
No, they're literally the strongest. Lilims and the DL subvert any physical impediments with the fact they can make anything fuck like it's in a rut just by existing.

>> No.15758653

>>15758636
So that's what it sounds like

>> No.15758654

>>15758652
>Strongest than the DL
I highly doubt it

>> No.15758657

>>15758586
>Mamono Realm Shelled Bug
As long as it's not creepy looking.

>> No.15758663

>>15758647
Nope. KC's little favorite is the strongest, period, and has the best vagina surpassing the DL, period.

>> No.15758667

>>15758663
>>15758654

>> No.15758673

>>15758597
>Pet Rock
so a golem?

>> No.15758674

>>15758639
I ignore KC's word of god about the baphomets outright. Strong enough to be a one-girl war machine? Sure? Strong enough to throw boulders like basketballs? Sure.
Strongest, let alone strong enough to take down a dragon, wurm, an 8' tall trained oni, or any other girl who's main thing is being a physical powehouse? Nah. I don't buy into that Mary Sue shit.

>> No.15758676

>>15758663
I find it really dumb that those little things are so powerful.

>Decide to pick on a Bapho because she is so small
>She flicks your forehead
>You fly to another dimension

>> No.15758682

>>15758586
I build her a robot dog that can transform into different forms to suit her needs.

>> No.15758683

>>15758586
Find a stray/build a new automaton animal pet for her.

>> No.15758686

>>15758676
I believe that's the "joke."

>> No.15758694

>>15758459
>magical vampire fairy danger box

I want one. I want to walk around with an army of danger fairies inside my jacket. I want them to keep me company with sarcasm and tsun.

>> No.15758701

>>15758676
I think I know why he's so obsessed with them. Ragnarok Online.

>> No.15758707

>>15758674
I see them as being the type to boast about being the strongest despite being weaker than their claims.
In my shitty setting, they are just strong physically and magically, but are only on par with middle-tier Dragons in power. IE: they are stronger than younglings, equal to one that's at least in their equivilent to being 25, and weaker than a Dragon that has been around for longer than 1000 years. Dragons in general are just stronk, with their leader being stronger than the DL at present or the CG, and their god being so strong it sealed itself in another dimension before it wrecked reality a new one Wargod Demonbane style.

>> No.15758722

>>15758701
Explain please.

>> No.15758742

>>15758636
Is anime meat healthy?

>> No.15758746

>>15758676
I bet the scholar was fooled into writing them as stronger and better than they actually are.

>> No.15758747

>>15758647
Elder lilims and their mother have superior magical abilities, stronger mana, etc. Baphomets simply have the greatest physical strength (albeit logically it would vary, weaker baphomets would be less strong than elder dragons and such).

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15758750

>>15758676
I want a cute Bapho to bully me with her perfect vagania until my mind breaks.

>> No.15758752

>>15758722
Baphomet was a pretty notorious level 81 monster in Ragnarok Online who did a shit load of damage. We're talking about a massive chance to crit you for tonnes of damage and he shat out miniature versions of himself because WHY NOT.

>> No.15758758

>>15758742
It is.
It is good for a young Wendigo's growth! If they eat enough, they will grow big and strong enough to pursue being an Idol that sings about hambahgah.

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>>15758674
KC baphomets are classic examples of characters that stand there as a giant tries to squish them only to raise one hand and block it with ease before countering/tearing off the attacker's limb, etc. Size means little when you have anime/video game-style strength.

>> No.15758772

>>15758758
I mean it is so stretchy there must be tons of fat

>> No.15758773

>>15758746
I normaly go with that. He probably found them cute when they said something like "I'm the strongest!" and decided to put it in the guide just for fun.

>> No.15758774

>>15758752
Sounds stupid.
Dragons should be strongest physically in MGE. Which endgame enemy wrecks your whole party? Dragons. Which enemy loves hiding in chests to surprise you? Dragons. Which enemy is most often stronger than the boss of its area? Dragons, with Iron Giants getting a noteworthy mention.

>> No.15758775

>>15758771
There are many reasons I don't watch anime.

>> No.15758781

>>15758775
amen

>> No.15758784

>>15758771
And that's why I love Baphomets.

All that strength and all they want is an onii-chan.

>> No.15758786

>>15758773
He must get flak from Dragons and Oni over saying they're stronger than them.

>> No.15758788

>>15758774
Which monster looks really cool and awesome? Dragons.

>> No.15758789

>>15758774
You know what Dragon used to wipe the floor with me? Onyxia.

>> No.15758792

>>15758772
It just needs to be tenderized.

>> No.15758810

>>15758771
I was going to do something like that in my story.
Basically, titanic monstergrill attacks monster swordgrill for reasons. She casually catches the attack like a cliche anime cliche, but is driven into the ground like a stake. She's 100% fine, but now has to crawl out of the hole she's in.

>> No.15758817

>>15758786
Doesn't really matter. Dragons have both extremely high strength and intelligence which makes them fucking adorable.

>> No.15758823

>>15758789
Who?

>>15758788
Which monsters have such noble grace and admiable power? Dragins.
Which monster makes the best ally or knows the best blue magic? Dragons, and the occassional Lich.

>> No.15758830

>>15758817
Wurms have extra extra strength at the cost of int! No smarts needed when you can toss planets like softballs!

>> No.15758833

>>15758789
EVEN SIDE MANY WHELPS NOW HANDLE IT

>> No.15758835

>>15758752
>>15758774
Baphomet is also the devil.

>> No.15758839

>>15758823
Basically an infamous boss from Vanilla World of Warcraft that would wipe your entire raid if a retard got either tail swiped or feared into caves on either side of her arena.

This video will explain everything like >>15758833 quoted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yKqKg6DfTY

>> No.15758840

>>15757531
Well, just watched that. Jesus fuck, how can a movie physically be so terrible?

>> No.15758847

>>15758647
The Demon Lord's family excels in magic.

Baphomets and Dragons are at the very top for physical strength. Chimaeras fall just behind, while Vampires and Dhampirs can approach them if they're willing to tap into their bloodlust.

>> No.15758848

>>15758835
So a fallen angel who rules over hell, whose strength varies wildly depending on source? I thought they were merely the goat idols and such templars were accused of idolizing.

>> No.15758850

>>15758830
Yeah, but Dragons also have agility as well. They can fly and breath fire and be cute. Wurms can only lunge and dig.

>> No.15758864

Waifus are dangerous and can accidentally hurt their husband if they aren't careful so make sure you aren't messing around

>> No.15758867

>>15758864
That's what DE is for.

>> No.15758871

>>15758850
Wurms can jump too.
Elder Wurms also have fruit growing out their heads and can breath petro gas!

>> No.15758876

Guys elf rape is scary >>>/tg/49042185

>> No.15758883

>>15758876
Good thing elves are bottom of the barrel.

>> No.15758887

>>15758864
I'd endure every claw scratch and fang puncture she gave me with a smile, wherever by accident, or during the course of getting frisky.
Hell, I'd encourage it while getting frisky.

>> No.15758889

>>15758864
I want to get badly hurt by my waifu when she tires to show off and forgive her even though I saw death.I'll even cuddle and give kisses.

>> No.15758890

>>15758840
It was a decent enough B movie to watch once and move on.

>> No.15758893

>>15758839
That guy is really angry.

>> No.15758898

>>15758586
I want a demon ferret.

>> No.15758899

>>15758893
Well, keep in mind that vanilla were the days that people got furious over shit like loot ninja shenanigans and raid wiping in places like Blackwing Lair and Onyxia.

As well as C'thun's eye laser in AQ40. But this isn't MG related so I'll just nip it in the bud.

>> No.15758900

>>15758864
How could a Tanuki hurt me?

>> No.15758901

>>15758893
I'll never understand the mentality of people who get angry at videogames to the point where they shout like that.

>> No.15758906

>>15758899
What would C'thun look like as an MG?
Would it just be a super-Gazer?

>> No.15758908

>>15758900
They'll hurt you financially

>> No.15758909

>>15758747
>>15758847
So overrall they're not the strongest, as I said.

>> No.15758911

>>15758908
but I don't care about money

>> No.15758912

>>15758909
The average baphomet can bench press more than the average dragon

>> No.15758919

>>15758912
And both can get fucked by the DL or a Lilim in a fight

>> No.15758922

>>15758906
Dire Gazer with more eldritch elements. Basically a fusion of a Charybdis/Alraune and a Gazer.

>> No.15758939

>>15758626
Sweet! lookin forward to em

>> No.15758952

So would you let a Shog open a church to the old ones in your neighborhood? I personally would try to stop ti because first shogs and then maybe mindflayers and who knows what else they would bring

>> No.15758956

I feel like MGK right now instead of talking about how lovely Dragons are.

You're Jimmy Jim Jimmy James.
Do you play with Chimera on the swings?
Do you help Ophy and Anubis find a way to play nicely together while Pharaoh is sick?
Do you ask Lich why she turned Junko into a kid again?
Do you help Junko achieve her childhood dream of being an Idol?
Do you play pattycake with Ushi Oni?
Do you give Griffon a piggyback ride?
Or do you let Elf-Wight nee-san give you a hug and smother you with her breasts?

>> No.15758963

>>15758956
>Do you help Ophy and Anubis find a way to play nicely together while Pharaoh is sick?
I wouldn't trust that snake near any scheduledog if you gave me a million dollars.

>> No.15758964

>>15758956
Pattycake with huge Ushi paws sounds fun.

>> No.15758965

>>15758956
Where is Open a lemonade stand with a Tanauki to make mad dosh

>> No.15758967

>>15758956
I want to walk around town with Griffon on my back. Maybe even stop to look at the sunset.

>> No.15758968

>>15758956
I'll play with the chimera. She's been looking lonely lately

>> No.15758969

>>15758952
Nothing wrong with a little Chaos worship. Plus, Shogs and Flayers are all major hotties, and useful as all hell to have around.

>> No.15758971

>>15758956
I'll help Junko

>> No.15758973

>>15758965
Tannuki dropped out of school in the first week after winning the lottery and investing her money in a thriving business to make more money.

>> No.15758976

>>15758952
I would rather have the sabbath set up a head quarters in my neighborhood than a church of the old ones.
And I don't really like the sabbath.

>> No.15758982

>>15758952
>Have you heard the good word about Chaos

>> No.15758988

>>15758971
Hope you are ready to become the idolmaster.
Because you'll have stiff competition with the undead idol group and those Alps pretending to be boys.

>> No.15758998

>>15758956
I'll show that Chimera how to swing higher then any of the other brats on the playground.

>> No.15759006

>>15758998
Will you also teach her to jump off at the apex of a swing? That shit was fun to do.

>> No.15759008

>>15758952
Only if I got to ogle at all the cute nuns in their elegant habits.

>> No.15759011

>>15759008
Those are squid hats, anon, not habits.

>> No.15759012

>>15759006
Depends on the size of the swing.
You can break a leg coming off of those big ones.

>> No.15759017

>>15759006
Hell yeah, she'll learn to put those wings to use real fast.

>> No.15759021

Could someone post the picture of the art fairy steadying artist-anon's hand as he draws?
I need it for reasons.

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>>15759021
Here you go anon.

>> No.15759032

>>15759012
She's a strong girl.
She's part Dragon and part Holst after all.

>> No.15759041

>>15759028
Thank you.
My drawing's gone to shit today because my arms have been aching after work. Can't draw a steady ellipse for the life of me.

>> No.15759051

>>15759041
My arms have been aching lately as well.
Doesn't affect me drawing too much though.

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>>15759041
You just need a mini succubus.

>> No.15759057

>>15759028
I wish I had a muse to beat the shit out of my self loathing ass. Or a knife to hunt a certain faggot.

>> No.15759059

>>15758988
I am!

>> No.15759090

>>15759054
If only. A mini succubus would be amazing to have around. I'd love to have quite a few mini monstergirls roaming around me, really.

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>>15758952
>>15758976

> tfw the annual bake sale has all the local charity groups passive-aggressively competing with each-other

Which baked goods would you buy? Did you get them because they're your favorite, or because the sales lady pressured you into it? What would make for a good prize for the stand that makes the best profit?

>> No.15759104

>>15759090
I'm reminded of a short greentext where a tiny anubis and a tiny tanuki were arguing over what anon should get at a fast food establishment, with the former suggesting the healthier meal and the latter suggesting a more economical one.

>> No.15759108

>>15759102
Which sales lady has the biggest boobs?

>> No.15759119

>>15759102
Do I eat the Shogs blackberry pastries?

>> No.15759122

>>15759104
Yeah, I remember that one. And the one of the mini anubis who used stuff like K-nex to build a miniature rollercoaster-esque transport system to quickly move about Anon's house.
Thinking about it, there's been quite a lot of mini Anubis stuff specifically.

>> No.15759130

>>15759102
The Sabbath's, of course. There's a lower likelihood of anything strange being in the goods.
Also, assuming that the Sabbath's charity groups are similar to girl scouts, I couldn't possibly resist girl scout cookies.

>> No.15759133

>>15759102
I'd buy equally from every stand

>> No.15759140

>>15759119
I would absolutely eat the Shog's blackberry pastries, all the while hoping the Shog was indulging in some sort of incredible food kink.

>> No.15759141

>>15759108
Well the mindflayer is definitely at the advantage there, but you're pretty sure she didn't actually make them.
>>15759119
As you guessed, it's the eldritch maido that did the cooking. There is a jam theme too, but it's probably not what you're thinking, The 'special cookies' are under the table as a sample for a special boy, anon. She isn't a slutty maid, just a lewd one.

The Baphos are surprisingly allowing the actual little girls handle the Sabbath stand, what with all the cute daughterus wanting to impress daddy or the neighbor boys. Good on them!

>> No.15759145

>>15759119
What about a shogtart for breakfast

>> No.15759153

>>15759141
As long as there is no KDF at the sabbath stand I think I'll go with that one.

>> No.15759157

>>15759028

I love all of latenights artfairy drawings

>> No.15759176

>>15759145
>shogtarts
Hopefully thats breakfast every day. Sounds delicious.
>>15759141
I would visit my Shog wife at her bake stand, and ask for the special cookies. I would eat them right away, in front of her friends.

>> No.15759196

I want a kiki to bake me the deserts she learned how to make from her grandma

>> No.15759214

>>15759196
>she learned how to make from her grandma

Fucking brutal.

>> No.15759221

>>15759214
Ha.

>> No.15759222

>>15758586
>4. Other mamono realm beast (make one up).
The elusive wild demon realm shota. Orphaned and feral by circumstances beyond his control, he has lived a life of constant pursuit, until he fell by the roadside, starved and knocking at death's door. Daughteru finds him, daughteru keeps him.

>> No.15759224

>>15759214
natural order of life

>> No.15759228

>>15759222
does Daughteru marry him?

>> No.15759232

What monster girl would be the best at taking care of damaged shotas?

>> No.15759234

>>15759232
Wocks obviously

>> No.15759235

>>15759232
A pharaoh.

>> No.15759242

>>15759228
In time. He has to go through a whole bunch of arbitrary hoops first. Wouldn't be a good father if I didn't make some up. Like he has to be able to best a wyvern with nothing other than swordplay to be worthy of my daughter, or he has to be able to best a sphynx with wordplay to be worthy of my daughter.

>> No.15759243

>>15759232
Titania, Demon. Kraken, Apophis, Hellhound

>> No.15759248

>>15759232
Wisp. She'd have to learn that taking care of a shota is more important than her obsession with finding love. They'll learn to grow together

>> No.15759253

>>15759243
Titania's are the best.

>> No.15759254

>>15759242
Or he ends up raped and your daughteru cucked

>> No.15759261

>>15759232
Slime.

>> No.15759263

>>15758956
Eh, what is Ryu doing?

>> No.15759266

>>15757531
>Nostalgia Critic

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>>15759232
Yeti. When complex, fearful, painful emotions arise only the power of hugs can fix things. Replace cold reality with warm fluffy please.

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>Have dream about a sculptor who literally sculpts a sort of Golem/Gnome sort of MG based on visions he has of a woman clad in the sun surrounded by rings with eyes
>Lovingly crafting her organs, body, and even muscles like the latissimus dorsi, trapezium, pectorals and somesuch
>Only to have others calling him insane for following the words of a delusion, until the day of reckoning comes
>Where she inhabits her body and tenderly loves him with mind-breaking angelic sex of the Nth dimension
>MFW will never write this in full

Sorry for the blog post and will delete image as soon as it's available.

>> No.15759276

>>15759269
>Replace cold reality with warm delusions

This is what I do and my waifu isn't even a Yeti.

>> No.15759282

>>15759269
But it's too hot for Yeti hugs.

>> No.15759287

>>15759254
The waifu and I shelled out for some top notch plot armor for the kid though. And if after all that he is still too weak then I guess it wasn't meant to be. You gotta fight for love. Why, back in my day I waded through a field of corpses just to take the hand of my waifu. Literally. Wasn't expecting to marry the necromancer behind all the recent uprisings, but I guess you could say love bloomed on a certain kind of field.

>> No.15759292

>>15759287
A field of potential pathogens?

>> No.15759304

>>15759271
You should, that sounds pretty intriguing. And it has the possibility for light fearboners.

>> No.15759306

>>15759271
Pygmalion was done well in ever17 too. You never know though, all the automaton love might get you a story after she is translated.

>> No.15759308

>>15759292
More like a field of carrion chum

>> No.15759313

>>15759234
I'd drink a shotafication potion and put myself on a wocks doorstep so she'll take care of me

>> No.15759314
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>>15759102
Clearly i'll buy cookies from every stand. I'm sure they will all be lovely. Let's just hope they properly managed to distract that one cookie loving Wurm. Last year was a disaster when she raided the cookie stands. It also taught the Holst charity group that concentrated Holst milk in cookies has the tendency to make Wurms even more hungry than they already are.
It also taught the Minotaur stand that a muscled Wurm is a bad idea and the Sabbath stand that a lolified Wurm can still lift a truck.
Atleast it united the Shoggoth and Kikimora groups, as they couldnt afford new stands and decided to work together. Yet it might have made their cookies even more of a landmine field.

>> No.15759336

>>15759314
> that lovely feeling when you wake up early the next morning after a reasonably successful sale and tiptoe to the kitchen to examine the loot so as not to wake the waifu/daughteru. The mix of different cookies representing a wonderfully diverse hometown, a story echoing behind each little batch. Of course, the real prize that will remain is the memory of daughteru's smile when she got her bake sale merit badge.

oh my heart

>> No.15759342

>>15757768
So who exactly is "Laska"? I keep hearing the name but dunno who it is.

>> No.15759360

>>15759342
A damaged good donut steel from that passive-aggressive futa loving cock guzzler Bob.

>> No.15759373

>>15759232
Automaton

>> No.15759384

>>15759342
Lurk more

>> No.15759387

>>15759342
A Cheshire played straight, honestly.

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>>15759282
It's too hot for her too but that doesn't stop her

>> No.15759394

>tfw you will never be a homeless boy who ends up being taken off the street by a motherly monster girl

>> No.15759403
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>>15759336
Be sure to teach your daughterus to bake from a young age, as it is a great skill to know later. Both for herself, the boy she likes, her children and her grandchildren when she grows up.

>> No.15759404

>>15759387
>Straight
She's munching direwolf she's not straight

>> No.15759410

>>15759404
Straight to what a cheshire is

>> No.15759415

>>15759394
How does she find you? Does she catch you digging through her trash for something to eat?

>> No.15759418

>>15759387
KC's official doujin is a Cheshire played straight, Laska is an abomination and not the sexy Shoggoth kind.

>> No.15759424

>>15759403
Is that an Alp or an Alice?

>> No.15759432

>>15759415
I like to think she finds me while I'm trying to sleep during a heavy rain shower.

>> No.15759438

>>15759410
You're absolutely full of shit.

>> No.15759442

>>15759432
Make sure you sleep under something that won't keep you completely dry. If she finds you shivering with the onsets of a fever, her maternal drive will kick it up to 11.

>> No.15759443

>>15759403
You should tell that to my waifu.

>> No.15759445

>>15759387
>>15759410
She's a Werecat painted purple with her writers faggotry projected onto her.

>> No.15759446
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>>15759424
That is an Alice. One that enjoys pastries and cookies and has decided to learn to bake so she can make her own. You should help teach her, she'd surely enjoy it.

>> No.15759451

>>15759442
I hope she decides I need a bath as soon as I get home.

>> No.15759456

>>15759410
Are you retarded

>> No.15759463
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>>15759393
Don't lewd up yetimom, she just got tickets for the big game you wanted to go to.

>> No.15759473

>>15759463
The yetimom was made to be lewded.

>> No.15759483

>>15759451
Bath, dry set of clothes and a hot soup followed by tight cuddles, obviously

>> No.15759487

>>15759445
You know, there was a time I'd actually defend Bob but ever since seeing his true faggoty nature I'm pretty sure it's safe to say he's one of those writers you just blacklist and forget about. He's even worse than Sukiru Ikeda and Alp on the faggot scale.

>> No.15759488

>>15759463
She has a season pass to the Leafs and always wants to watch but they never win

>> No.15759489

>>15759483
Sounds excellent. Especially if she's a Titania.

>> No.15759497

>>15759446
I would love to help my meido teach her baking, and make wonderful things with her, but my meido is of the blackberry jam variety, and feeding an Alice those recipes may result in something strange.

>> No.15759514

>>15759473
>you will never make yetimom happy by mating pressing her

>> No.15759525
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15759525

>>15759497
Surely nothing will happen anon.
What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.15759535

>>15758830
Actually KC's wurms are stated to be about the same as regular dragons when it comes to strength potential.

>> No.15759536

>>15759514
>you will never mating press your momster.

>> No.15759537

>>15759525
Next thing you know, you'll find said Alice waiting for you in your room, wearing nothing but an apron and with the words 'eat me' scribbled above her nether-regions in blackberry jam.

...and is the jam moving?

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15759539

>>15759525
>What could possibly go wrong?
>What could possibly go wrong?
>What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.15759543

I need pictures of monster girls cuddling and not letting go

>> No.15759545

>>15759539
It's purging time.

>> No.15759548

>>15759525
I want a slowly chaos corrupting Alice, whos skin is turning darker and darker, and blackened eyes are glowing a bright amber.
>>15759537
The jam is coming out of her nether regions.

>> No.15759554

>>15759514
>You will never retire into the wilderness of Newfoundland on the coldest day of Smarch with your Yetimom and rent a cabin after a winning game of the Maple Leafs against the Quebec Nordiques
>You will never be fifteen and full of love and lust and fear when you see her take off that stuffy sweater of hers and sweat rolls down her backside and copious bosom
>She will never notice you fidgeting and give you one of those knowing, motherly smiles, bringing you in for a hug
>You will never spend the night indulging in your carnal fantasies with your Yetimom, with it ending in you giving her a mating press that ends in a cataclysmic orgasm
>She will never hug you close, even when the fire in the kindling is down to smoldering ashes and keep you warm through the cold
Fuck.

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>>15759543
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>> No.15759558

>>15759525
I think the shoggoth might get corrupted by the alice instead.

>> No.15759573

>>15759558
>Mandy as an Alice

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15759576

Why don't you tack a vacation to Monstergirl City Anon? There's so much to do. You have the Silver Casket, the undead run gothic casino and hotel. Other then the traditional slot machines and other betting games, you have shops, stage shows from talent such as the dancer Aki and her lovely foxfire, the Circus of Dolls, and Maria the Siren. There's also the races to bet on, from everything to centaurs, to kobolds, to harpies competing.

Do you like the outdoors more? Then visit the beaches, where the water is crystal clear and aquatic girls play and splash around. If you're lucky you might eve some some fisher monstergirls bringing in their catch, where they'll be delivered to local seafood restaurants and cooked and flavored using secret Atlantean techniques.

If you want to take in the culture as you visit, there's plenty of museums that show what life was like on the other side of the Veil. There's also various cultural festivals, such as the undead Halloween festival and parade, and the Ryu Shrine's coming of spring celebration.

So why aren't you planning to visit?

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>>15759554
I wonder if Yetimom has a rear to match those tits.

>> No.15759579

>>15759573
I don't know anon, I like my girls to have noses.

>> No.15759580

>>15759576
any bunnygirl bars around to put my dick on display?

>> No.15759582 [DELETED] 

>>15759576
I'm too scared.

>> No.15759584

>>15759579
2D gets drawn without them (or a single pixel) like 75% of the time anyway.

>> No.15759587

>>15759556
Ah! A giant spider!

>> No.15759588

>>15759582
The hell are you?

>> No.15759589

>>15759576
>races
Those are all slow races though, and they're boring to watch. Gimme the fastest race you have.

>> No.15759591

>>15759576
Do they have girls to cool your bed when you come back from sight seeing?

>> No.15759592

>>15759576
I hate cities.
Too many people, yet you're never so alone.

>> No.15759593

>>15759584
But the implication is that they still have them, not so with what you're talking about.

>> No.15759597

>>15759576
Because I wouldn't set foot near that place before acquiring and wearing liberal amounts of body armor.
Also, undead make me uncomfortable.

>> No.15759599

Yandere Momsters are bad mothers

>> No.15759600

>>15759554
I always imagined yetis would like to stay in ice hotels during colder months http://i.imgur.com/2vQH2qu.jpg

>> No.15759601

>>15759588
Woops.

You saw nothing.

>> No.15759603

>>15759576
> * warning, travel agency is not responsible or liable for any kidnappings, molestation, or corruption.

>> No.15759610

>>15759599
Can a Yandere momster be yandere for both her husband and her kid?

>> No.15759612

>>15759576
>So why aren't you planning to visit?
Because I already live there with my waifu and my daughteru.

>> No.15759616

>>15759576
I'll only go if I can have a cute lich with a bubble butt sit in my lap whenever I want.

>> No.15759619

>>15759599
But they are the best adoptive mothers

>> No.15759622

>>15759610
Depends on the type of yan. Presumably because of the natural inclination set on them by the DL, most would see a mondaughteru as 'the physical proof of my husband's love' and protect them just as fiercely. Course... its hard to say with adopted kids, male or female.

>> No.15759627

Would you or your waifu enter your daughteru in a monstergirl children's beauty pageant?

>> No.15759632

>>15759610
Sure. Children are half of her husband, and proof of their love. It's an extension of their husband, and guarded rather closely.

>> No.15759636

>>15759627
God no.

>> No.15759639

>>15759304
If I had the capacity to write I'd be doing it over posting about dreams in the thread to shit it up.

>> No.15759641

>>15759627
> letting somebody else rub their shit taste in my perfect daughteru's face, in front of my loving waifu

remove yourself from my proximity.

>> No.15759642

>>15759627
Even monstergirls can't fix the cancer that is child beauty pageants.

>> No.15759658

Good food > Sex

Prove me wrong, monster dorks.

You can't.

>> No.15759660

>>15759627
Nope.

>> No.15759662

>>15759658
>not enjoying both at the same time

>> No.15759663

>>15759658
I can't confirm or deny as I've only experienced one of these and the circumstances surrounding both are left up to way too much interpretation.

>> No.15759664

>>15759580
There's plenty of bars of that kind as they draw in the male tourists. Although you can't fuck in the bars. Health codes and all.

>>15759589
There's the Cockatrice races that end quickly.

>>15759591
Yes.

>>15759597
Hey now, the undead mostly stay to their areas of the city, and the tourist areas of the city are very safe.

>>15759616
But don't tease her. She's just doing it to pay for college.

>> No.15759668

>>15759658
I can't.

>> No.15759673

>>15759664
>There's the Cockatrice races that end quickly.
What's those?

>> No.15759678

>>15759664
>But don't tease her.
Sorry, can't do that. I just have to tease the cutie.

>> No.15759679

>>15759658
A meal no matter how good will stop trying to pleasure you when you turn away from it. helpi'vebeentrappeddownherefordays

>> No.15759684

>>15759658
Sex as an incubus/monster girl is both good food and sex though.

>> No.15759688

>>15759576
Because I need to die.

>> No.15759695

>>15759662
Well that brings in interesting element to the cooking-on-the-hellhound-wife shtick, doesn't it?

>D-dammit anon, slow down, you're gonna burn them!

>> No.15759703

Make pancakes on her ass

>> No.15759707

>>15759673
Because they run really fast.

>>15759678
It's bad enough she has to do this degrading job, but perverts like you have to harass her. You're going to get hexed.

>>15759688
Nothing a Lich can't fix.

>> No.15759711

>>15759679
A meal will
>Pleasure you until the end
>Nourish your body with all the nutrients and energy you need
>Smell good
>Prevent you from dying of hunger
>Will also nourish your family and everyone you care for

Meanwhile sex will
>Get your dick wet for a few hours
>Leave you vunerable and exhausted
>Waste your energy
>Can be interrupted by any third party walking in on you, making the situation awkward

>> No.15759720

>>15759664
>Mostly
That doesn't sound like a guarantee to me. I'm sure there other vacation spots without some sort of undead presence.
>Tourist areas
I feel like that kinda defeats the purpose of traveling there. Besides, just like any other city, I'm going to inevitably travel through some of the seedier parts of it, unless MGC is somehow neatly split in half by the "tourist area".

>> No.15759721

are there any writefags here who would actually have sound advice on how to do this shit?

>> No.15759724

>>15759707
>You're going to get hexed.
Oh that's even cuter!

>> No.15759728

>>15759721
No.

>> No.15759729

>>15759711
> not gaining superior eternal life via demonic energy and black demon realm style waifus
> not getting the superior endurance, strength, and immunity of an incubus body
> not looking at your intruder in the eye and continuing the task at hand for the sake of your loving waifu
> not donating your genetic material for future generations, thereby making yourself a more significant impact on society in the long run

gb2 your cornmeal, pleb.

>> No.15759732

>>15759711
Feel the need to point out that all those points for a "Meal" would technically be a "Well-Cooked Delicious Meal".

Furthermore, sex in MGE-Land would provide at least point 4 as well. 3 as well, possibly, dependent upon biological compatibility with your waifu, and really, no reason to believe MG biology couldn't alter such magically because husbandos.

>> No.15759733

>>15759721
Stop thinking there's some magical secret to it and just write.

>> No.15759736

>>15759729
>Needing monster magic to get buffs
Git gud u fokken wanklord

>> No.15759742

>>15759733
Except it's stupidly hard to make an opening scene work

>> No.15759743

>>15759721
Have a goal, and come up with obstacles to that goal. Usually, I pick touching scenes I want to see and then develop around that. Add detail to what is interesting or necessary and drop the extra bulk so it doesn't bore the reader.

>> No.15759745

>>15759729
>monsterboy transformation
notto disu shitto agen

>> No.15759750

>>15759745
>incubi = monsterboy
Likewise, bait-kun.

>> No.15759753

>>15759750
not human, retard-kun

>> No.15759754

>>15759721
They would if there were any left.

>> No.15759755

>>15759720
It's simple. All the places that tourists would like to visit are close by, ad there's nothing wrong with undead.

>>15759724
Let's see if you like having your legs turn to jelly or your hands turning to glue.

>> No.15759760

Speaking of food, what strange meal would come from her home land? I bet dark elves have a glowing shroom sandwich

>> No.15759761

>>15759753
You're not human either, potato.

>> No.15759765

>>15759755
>Let's see if you like having your legs turn to jelly or your hands turning to glue.
If she wants to have sex that badly she doesn't have to hide it behind threats.

>> No.15759769

>>15759753
Literally a human with buffs.
This is the last response you get.

>> No.15759771

>>15759760
I guess every food from the Dragon book and maybe her special sun curry.

>> No.15759775

>>15759769
You have absolutely no idea what a human with buffs is, fujoshit-kun

>> No.15759779

>>15759760
I choose to believe that most monstergirls have at least one cooking talent. Yeti hot cocoa, Lamia fried eggs, Centaur salad, whatever.

>> No.15759780

>>15759769
(you)

>> No.15759782

What monster would be best at taking care of damaged lolis?

>> No.15759785

>>15759779
What do mindflayers get?

>> No.15759786

>>15759760
An interesting thought is that races which normally wouldn't eat, like Automatons, might have some culinary experience for visitors or attracting mates.
Sure, she might get some weird looks when buying a cook book, but it would be all worth it to see a man's face light up from consuming the perfect steak.

>> No.15759787

>>15759760
Elvish meat pie is the best

>> No.15759791 [DELETED] 

>>15759782
Go ask /u/

>> No.15759793

>>15759785
Scrambled brains...I mean, eggs

>> No.15759796

>>15759791
Oh look, the daily baiter is back.

>> No.15759798

>>15759753
Incubi are human.

>> No.15759800

>>15759793
Is your waifu a green mindflayer slime that sings?

>> No.15759801

>>15759785
Ignoring the obvious squid jokes? Maybe something to do with-
>>15759793
Beat me to it senpai.

>>15759782
Baphos, because they give them oniichans that couldn't best her in combat?

>> No.15759803

>>15759785
Green eggs and ham

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Uh-oh! looks like your parole officer will be spending some quality time with you.

Your crime was wanton waste of male spirit energy, via masturbation

>> No.15759813

>>15759803
Is it because of this story?
http://imgur.com/gallery/I5Vpq

>> No.15759814

>>15759404
Or is the big bad wolf eating Cheshire?

>> No.15759815

>>15759803
>>15759800
She keeps asking for weird requests.
>would you do me in a boat?
>would you do me and a goat?
>would you do me me on a pier?
>would you do me in the rear?

>> No.15759820

>>15759809
What's so bad about that?

>> No.15759829

>>15759815
I think it's fine, she's just a little kinky.

>> No.15759830

>>15759820
Its a crime to waste spirit energy when so many desperate monstergirls need some. Theres a shortage.

>> No.15759831

>>15759813
Why is Call of Cthulhu in Dr.Seuss style?

>> No.15759834

>>15759830
So? If I want to jerk off I'll fucking jerk off.

>> No.15759837

>>15759809
This has some dire implications. Do boys hitting puberty always have to ask someone for relief in this society? Are unmarried men basically public property? Does that mean orphans and wards of the realm are basically screwed (over) the moment they hit puberty?

>> No.15759840

>>15759830
That's why you should always go to a sperm bank in MGC.

>> No.15759841

>>15759831
Because to adapt 'The Whisperer in Darkness' would be far too mind boggling

>> No.15759843

>>15759837
Maybe they have jizz jar that gets shipped to the front lines and anon didn't use his jar

>> No.15759847

>>15757853

Wasn't me that posted this, but I appreciate other people like the character

>>15757863
How so?

>> No.15759850

>>15759831
How else would loli shogs and mindflayers convert their shota friends?

>> No.15759855

>>15759664
>Cockatrice
Still too slow.

>> No.15759857

>>15759837
this >>15759840

You just have to keep and donate your sperm. Once a week, donate your jizz cooler.

>> No.15759859

>>15759857
>Not donating your sperm to your maid
>Not keeping her pregnant at all times

>> No.15759866

>>15759857
Are there quotas due to the shortage?

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>>15757768

Witch Laska is best laska

>> No.15759869

>>15759859
If you're unmarried, you don't need to donate.

Keeping your meido pregnant at all times is a legitimate strategy

>> No.15759872

>>15759867
The nonexistent one

>> No.15759875

>>15759869
>If you're unmarried, you don't need to donate.
Uh
That seems ass-backwards.

>> No.15759877

What if monsters could be pregnant with multiple children at different levels of development, in order to be constantly pregnant and give birth every month?

>> No.15759881

>>15759875
woops. meant married.

>> No.15759882

>>15759877
> what are egg laying monstergirls?

>> No.15759887

>>15759877
Take your stupid fetish back to /d/.

>> No.15759888

>>15759877
>>15759882
Given that monster fertility is the opposite of high:

"No."

>> No.15759889

>>15759867
Laska is shit. Go away.

>> No.15759893

>>15759877
>multiple children at different levels of developmentt
The fuck?

>> No.15759895

>>15759877
It sounds pretty rough even for a monster girl. I wouldn't want mywaifu to be an immobile child generator.

>> No.15759902

>>15759815
>me and a goat?
Is she part of the Sabbath?

>> No.15759908

>>15759902
Someone has to show them how to do it.

>> No.15759918

>>15759895
> I wouldn't want mywaifu to be an immobile child generator.
I want to be an immobile child generator for a yan waifu who keeps me pilloried in the rape cave. So I assume some monstergirls have the same fetish.

>> No.15759984
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15759984

Everyone likes Tanukis.

>> No.15759988

>>15759984
Yeah they're pretty okay.

>> No.15760000

>>15759984
I don't.

>> No.15760002

>>15759984
Tanukis are fun, be they chubby, tiny, or muscled

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>>15760000
You just don't know yet, boyim.

>> No.15760014

>>15759984
I'd pay her to let me brush her tail

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>>15759984
I absolutely love them!

>> No.15760019

>>15759984
They're greedy, fat, and hairy.

>> No.15760020

>>15760019
What's not to love?

>> No.15760022

>>15757775
N E R V O U S

W R E C K

>> No.15760024

>>15759984
Why is she naked at the waist below

>> No.15760026

>>15760020
All of that.

>> No.15760028

>>15760008
Christmas Cake office lady Tanuki that's desperate for a man!

>> No.15760030

>>15760008
do you know when you see someone and you suddenly hate them for no reason? That's how I feel about Tanukis.
That and I don't like their tail.

>> No.15760033

>>15760019
>>15760020
Boysluts, why are they so attracted to gross old girls? Is power really that attractive to them?

>> No.15760038

>>15760024
She sleeps like that

>> No.15760044

>>15760033
It must be hard to be a tanuki when only the sluts want you.

>> No.15760049
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15760049

>>15759984
Of course.

>> No.15760055

>>15760028
But she can't get any!

>> No.15760060

>>15760049
Desert Tanukis are the cutest Tanukis.

>> No.15760061

>>15760033
>tips bonnet

>> No.15760062

>>15760033
There's nothing wrong with being a boyslut/toyboy for a Tanuki!

>> No.15760077

How wrong is it to be a boyslut for a younger girl? Like a Dormice or something.

>> No.15760081

>>15760060
I'd rather have winterland tanukis.
They have cute little jackets and are a bit softer to combat the cold.

They wrap their tail around themselves and their mates to keep warm.

>> No.15760084

>>15760044
They're the envy of the boyslut club, composed by Apophis, Tanukis and Krakens, between others.

>>15760077
>How wrong is it to be a boyslut for a younger girl?
Not that wrong, it's more about the spec-

>Like a Dormice
Very wrong.

>> No.15760095

I like lizards but I don't like fighting. What would happen to me?

>> No.15760104

>>15760095
Win through trickery

>> No.15760108

>>15760033
I like older women because younger ones tend to be loose.

>> No.15760110

>>15760095
You have to find another way of winning her heart. Maybe a rap battle, food wars or Tic-tac-toe. You get the idea.

Or maybe your will is strong enough to make her fall in love with you.

>> No.15760115

>>15760104
But I don't want to cheat, because sheating is wrong

>> No.15760119

>>15760095
She grabs your fist and makes you hit her then after that dramatically falls

>> No.15760126
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15760126

>>15759984
Speaking of Tanukis, I finally finished that dare posted a week or two ago

>> No.15760131

>>15760126
That really brings out her Desertnuki milktanks, good shit friendo.

>> No.15760143

>>15760126
Fucking saved faster than my pants coming off

>> No.15760159
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15760159

What's one thing your waifu could say to you that would give you an insta-boner?

>> No.15760164

>>15760159
She bought the milk.

>> No.15760167

Flatchest monsters should be put on a Holst milk regiment

>> No.15760169

>>15760159
"I'm pregnant"

>> No.15760174

>>15760159
Ara ara ufufufu~

>> No.15760183

>>15760159
Tekeli-li li liiiiiiiiiiiii! [incomprehensible shrilling]

>> No.15760186

>>15760126
Thanks anon, furiously masturbating right now.

>> No.15760195

>>15760159
"I'm going to take very good care of my precious treasure tonight" That or blowing a heart shaped fire at me while bitting her lips.

100% chance of impregnating if she does both while pinning me to the bed.

>> No.15760199

I want to start a dating service in MGC, and help humans and monstergirls to find their true love.

Human girls too

>> No.15760202

>>15760199
What if nobody wants them?

>> No.15760205

>>15760199
What if you screw up and accidentally set up Human Woman and Monster Girls

>> No.15760208

>>15760159
>I'm givin' ya a 30 second head start...
>29...
>28...

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15760215

>>15760208
fergot the image oops

>> No.15760218

>>15760202
That's impossible, there's always a man for a monstergirl, and a monstergirl for a man.

>>15760205
Then I apologize for making a mistake and try to match them with someone else again

You faggot

>> No.15760225

>>15760218
I meant the human women.

>> No.15760231

>>15760225
Some men still prefer human women, they're not as bad as people say.

We're talking about the 2D ones, of course.

>> No.15760248

>>15760208
>>15760215
My brother.

>> No.15760257

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead give an oppai loli kobold some ear skritches.

>> No.15760262
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15760262

>>15760159
That it's mating season again.

>> No.15760264
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15760264

>>15760159

bite the pillow i'm going in dry

>> No.15760276

>>15760126
>Scented Oils shining on her massive chest.
>Dripping in-between the cleavage she's giving you a generous view of.
>Eyes somewhere between seduction and eyeing up her 'financial prey'.

I'll take 10 of those silk wraps!

Also thanks for accepting the dare.

>> No.15760279

>>15760215
Dumb dog.

>> No.15760281

>>15760159
Being a slimegirl she doesn't talk much, but that 'puyu-puyu-puyu' noise she makes when she pumps her boobs up 3 cup sizes and mimes a breastpussy in her cleavage is classically conditioned to get me erect.

>> No.15760284

>>15760264
Take a hike /d/ick.

>> No.15760286

>>15760159
This song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdEo_t-iVbM

I have mayadere fever

>> No.15760293

>>15760159
>"Can I wear the bitchsuit today Papa?"

>> No.15760305

>>15760159
"I love you" whispered over and over again into my ear.

>> No.15760307

Are Wonderland girls legitimately insane, as Alice in Wonderland/the Jabberwocky would suggest?

>> No.15760312

>>15760307
Yes, they're all baby-crazy.

>> No.15760313

>>15760286
Dominator is great, and that show was criminally underrated.

>> No.15760320 [SPOILER] 
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15760320

>>15760313
>>15760286
Why?

Because she's the bad guy.

>> No.15760324

>>15760313
Hater would be a million times better as a monstergirl waifu.

>> No.15760325
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15760325

>>15760208
>>15760215
>Honeymoon with Hellwan
>Your buddy drops you off to a secluded part of the woods
>You walk for a few hours, as far away from society as you can get
>You set up camp
>You really wanted to cook something over a camp fire
>"Don't make this easy for me." She said.
>You packed yourself a bunch of foods that have little to no scent
>You eat, set up your tent, get yourself settled in
>Start reading a book
>You sleep for a few hours
>You're stirred from your sleep
>There's a rustling in the bushes nearby
>You check your watch, 3 AM, sun will be rising in an hour or so
>The rustling stops
>You hold your breath
>Heavy footsteps start getting closer
>Animal-like sniffing
>You can see a large shadowy figure through the material of your tent
>She's not sure if it's you or somebody else
>She walks around the tent and starts sniffing closer, pressing her nose into the tent
>Suddenly, a pair of sharp claws dig into the material and shred it open like scissors to paper
>"Found you!"
>She yanks you out of your sleeping bag, violently rips your clothes off, leaving you naked
>She presses you against the cold earth, small rocks and sticks poking into your back
>Her large paws pin you down as she mounts you
>She leans down and whispers into your ear "I love you, but don't think I'll go easy on you~"
>She starts riding you ragged, planting kisses and love bites all over you as she does so
>As you both finish, she lets out a fierce awoo
>After you've both cooled down she apologizes for your clothes, and tent, and sleeping bag, and basically everything you brought
>She princess carries you back to civilization

>> No.15760332

>>15760325
>Sun rising at 4AM
What northern latitude hellhole is this?

>> No.15760337

>>15760332
Well, I live in western Canada, sun starts rising sometime between 4 and 5.

>> No.15760340

>>15760332
Mamono mana?

>> No.15760341

>>15760332
in july, Nome Alaska, the sun sets at 2:30am, and rises at 4am.

Doesnt get dark though.

>> No.15760343

>>15760337
>4
Not really, it rises more around 5:30 or 6.

t. someone who can't sleep during the summers.

>> No.15760346

>>15760325
What would happen if you do it way too hard on her and you get actually lost, will her senses sharpen in a desperate attempt to track you down? will she cry? will she rape you with double the intensity for making her worry once she manages to find you?

>> No.15760353

>>15760325
Yes.
GOD YES.

>> No.15760355

>>15760346
The first and third ones. Her senses will slowly increase in strength with no upper limit until she's found you, then she'll rape you catatonic while whispering "I love you" over and over.

>> No.15760357

>>15760325
>The tail where it should be on a human body instead of halfway up the back
What sorcery is this?

>> No.15760363

>>15760357
The kind I can also appreciate.

>> No.15760370

>>15760357
>did the tail attachment point good
>did the tail anatomy and pose bad
That picture will never not look like a hellhound taking a squat in thumbnail.

>> No.15760402
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15760402

>>15760346
>Hellwan wife-to-be desperately searching for you
>getting worried that you've gotten lost and might've hurt yourself or worse
>Hellwan begins to panic and whine while frantically sniffing the air for you
>Real tears streaming down her face when all hope seems lost
>She finally finds you and forgets about keeping her macho, delinquent image intact and pounces you while bawling her eyes out while holding onto you for dear life
>when she calms down she'll end up taking you right there on the spot

>> No.15760412

>>15760307
Yes. One's best bet is to find a Mad Hatter. Her insanity has her seem like the most reasonable monster you'll ever find.

Just don't drink the tea.

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15760414

>>15760402

Tough girls who get all sappy are the best.

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>>15760402
>Hellwan holding you in her warm embrace mumbling "I love you, I love you, I love you..." over and over into your ears while licking your neck and nuzzling you

>> No.15760427

>>15760412
So if Wonderland girls are all insane, do they drive their husbands to madness?

And if so, is Wonderland madness or Chaos madness more preferable?

>> No.15760429

>>15760159
"I'll get the military outfit".

>> No.15760434

>>15760293
KDF plz

>> No.15760438

>>15760427
with Chaos you can see further beyond

>> No.15760453

>>15760325
I like this.
What are other anons' waifus' species-appropriate honeymoon rituals?

>> No.15760455

>>15760427
Is it possible to out-mad a Mad Hatter?

We must do this. We must make the maddest man go to Wonderland to find out.

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15760458

>>15760438
sounds wonderful

>> No.15760460

>>15760427
I can see their husbands being the counterpoint to their madness. Kinda like them staying sane while being able to undestand and calm their crazy thoughts.

>> No.15760469

>>15760427
I personally prefer Wonderland madness.

If only I can find a job where I can have more free time, and if I don't live in an ultra-right country where I can get myself beheaded for publishing porn in physical media, I actually want to do a doujin with a plot where a human couple got stranded in Wonderland, went to a tea party, stupidly drank Dormouse tea, then have the girl slowly transform into one and the men slowly losing sanity and ended up violently raping his girlfriend since then.

>> No.15760482
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15760482

>>15760458
Barb should draw more Shoggoths with varying levels of thickness.

>> No.15760486

>>15760402
>Now you just earned a really clingy Hellhound waifu
>She will always assure you it's because you can't protect yourself and she can't leave you alone
>But in reality she's just scared that you will get lost again
>Whenever you go out to do something that implies being away from her she just rapes you on the spot as an excuse to keep you with her
I didn't know i wanted this so much, i wonder what are the perks of a life with a paranoid Hellhound always behind you.

>> No.15760488

>>15760427
>Chaos madness

Does KC actually know of the Cthulhu mythos or is he just following the popular idea of cthulhu mythos?

I'd be surprised if Lovecraft's stuff ended up with a japanese translation, if KC doesn't know english.

>> No.15760490

>>15760486
>paranoid Hellhound
That girl might have some Hound of Tindalos in her.

>> No.15760491

>>15760486
Enjoy not being able to take a piss without her in the room watching.

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15760500

>>15760486
That means you gotta take her out for lots of walkies then
thats a YUGE win

>> No.15760503

>>15760491
Implying i don't want her to watch.

>> No.15760504
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15760504

>>15760415
Hellwans can be over-protective.

>> No.15760505

>>15760488
> I'd be surprised if Lovecraft's stuff ended up with a japanese translation
Really?
I'd be extremly surprised if it didn't.
Japan's not an exotic country any more anon, since 1945 it's just America with more seafood. They've got the western sci-fi canon.

>> No.15760507

>>15760469
What bass-ackwards country do you live in that they forbid you from producing porn?
Because that is a godlike idea. Please risk beheading or death by firing squad to make it reality.

>> No.15760510

>>15760504

>No monster's smile to protect
>No monster to protect your smile

Hello darkness my old friend

>> No.15760511

>>15760500
That wan has some crazy mofu going on there

>> No.15760515

>>15760507
An Islamic country.

>> No.15760516

>>15760504
Ma'am, I'm just here to deliver the mail, please calm down.

>> No.15760517

Pssst, /mgt/ post greentexts/short stories involving /fit/ cuties, or ara ara cuties.
Or both.

pls

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>>15760455
I wonder how you could even measure the maddest man. Maybe the DL sends all the madmen to an Asylum run by the Red Queens minions.
>>15760460
Alternatively, this could be likely. A balancing act. Just dont drink the tea.
>>15760469
I'd read it. Its a novel idea
>>15760482
He keeps drawing curvy Shoggoths and keeps getting away with it!

>> No.15760522

What about overprotective Hellwan daughterus?

>> No.15760526

>>15760517
Talking about Greentexts, does anyone have that one with the Succubus that goes from villain to mother? i have a purification hunger right now.

>> No.15760527

>>15760515
Commiserations.
But, hey, houris.

>> No.15760532

>>15760522
You mean, being single and having your Hellwan daughteru chasing away all your dates?

>> No.15760539

>>15760532
They're a bunch of delinquents who scare off anyone trying to date their dad?

>> No.15760544

>>15760516
Unless you're incredibly girly looking I don't think monster girls are going to care if the mail man shows up.

>> No.15760547

>>15760539
yes, because no one would take care of him as they do.

Imagine the bossbattles that would ocurr if her dad tried to date a Manticore, a Chesire or an Alp.

>> No.15760548

>>15760539
>None of them are good enough to replace mom

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15760565

>>15760522
quicksilver is that you?

>>15760548
fuck

>> No.15760570

>>15760565
>spoiler
Maybe.

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15760574

>>15760511

>> No.15760576

>>15760515
My condolences.

>> No.15760586

>>15760539
>Ex-student at Paladin-U
>Had it all despite being such a skinny loser who only got in because of your douchebag brother's "pity".
>Had a girlfriend, and hope for the future.
>It was all just a sick joke. Your "Girlfriend" was actually dating your brother.
>They laughed as you were expelled.
>Find a group of young Hellhound delinquent orphans.
>Take them in and let them live in the shitty apartment you've been crashing in.
>They start to consider you their father.
>Learn about your brother and the fake bitch who led you on for years, leeching your money like a parasite.
>They become violently protective of you, not letting anyone get that close to break your heart again.
Who would they accept anon? Who would they let mend your heart?

>> No.15760594

>>15760574
>Those paws
>Those thighs
>That mofu

Glorious. But it annoys me that the paw groping Casandra's boob only has four digits, when all the rest have five.

>> No.15760595

>>15760574
>3 pairs of arms
>2 people

I get the feeling there are two many arms in there.

>> No.15760596

>>15760586
Maybe that kind Kobold across the hall who used to baby sit them

>> No.15760602

>>15760595
The one in front is a multiarm, if I recall.

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15760606

>>15760574


less needs a body parts checklist, there's a couple of errors

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15760609

>>15760595
>>15760602
yup. definitely 4 arms there.

>> No.15760612

>>15760548
>replace mom
She ran out on them right, she didn't die right?

>> No.15760634

>>15760586
>Have such a shitty life that your hert ends broken and your hope in humanity dies
>Manage to keep shit from hitting the fan by using a genki persona facade to go through your life
>Fool everyone into thinking you are the happiest person on earth, everyone but your Hellhound daughteru who you adopted at some point
>She sees right through your ruse everytime
>Whenever something bad happens and you assure her with a smile that everything is okay she just silently hugs you
>And tells you it's okay to let it out sometimes

I never thought Hellhounds could have this healing power, they can definitely protect your smile.

>> No.15760645

http://pastebin.com/frLNUwtU

So I know you guys probably don't care but I wrote a story about 7 months ago on here and people liked it so I wrote another one. Since then I've been diagnosed with bipolar disorder and taking meds that have made me much less creative as one thing I would do while in a manic state is just write for hours. I really do hope to do more and I hope you enjoy this one. (sorry)

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>>15760609

>> No.15760656

>>15760645
whats it about?

>> No.15760659

>>15760645
>Blogging all that instead of telling us who you are or what the story is about so we can decide if we want to read it
No! Bad anon.

>> No.15760664

>>15760634
I wished I had a monster girl that could sense my sadness even with my fake happy act. And when she tries to talk about it, I would pour it all over and hug her, asking her to stay with me.

>> No.15760667

>>15760645
Damn nigga, welcome back.
>I've been diagnosed with bipolar disorder
That's rough.

>> No.15760673

>>15760659
k. I'm a dude who wrote some story about an Anubis getting a massage and now I wrote a completely unrelated story about a Mindflayer.

>> No.15760679

>>15760645
So that's where you went. Are you going to do more massage stories?

>> No.15760684

>>15760645
> MonsterMasseur

Nice to see you again. Hope you find the right mix of meds/therapies quickly; having to try out a ton of stuff that doesn't do it for you sucks

>> No.15760687

>>15760634
I can't imagine how horrible living that life would be.
Just sitting there with the noose every night, asking yourself "Is this going to be the day I do it?"
And then you think about how your daughteru would react and tell yourself "Not today."
Just imagine her going to your workplace and talking to your Tanuki boss to get her to stage an intervention for you.
Imagine your co-workers reactions to learning how broken you are.

>> No.15760698

>>15760673
>It's about a mindflayer
AND what? Jesus, I'm not playing 20 questions over this crap.

>> No.15760701

>>15760679
Definitely I've got one half-finished from forever ago that I'll try my best to wrap up soon.
>>15760684
Thanks. I recently switched to something that is working better and I'm starting to have some motivation to work on creative things again, so I hope I'll be able to write more (and better, haha)

>> No.15760708

>>15760701
Whats the story about? Like a two sentence teaser, please.

>> No.15760711

What is the best thing about a loli anubis?

Is it giving her ASMR and watching her foot thump like a rabbit's?
Is it going to bed early with her and spending hours cuddling her tiny form with your strong arms?
Is it that feeling of joy you get when you kiss her on the lips and hear her giggle softly?
Is it being her big knight and princess carrying her everywhere?
Is it embracing her feather-light body and lifting her off the ground for gentl, passionate sex as equals?

Or is it something else?

>> No.15760715

>>15760634
>And tells you it's okay to let it out sometimes
Anondad always misses the "...inside me..." part, and thinks she's being emotionally supportive but really she has an Electra complex and wants to make pappa a real pappa

>> No.15760716

>>15760711
Her single CC mother.

>> No.15760718

>>15760715
No dicking the daughteru anon.
And no v'ing the emotionally compromised fatheru either.

>> No.15760719

>>15760708
>>15760698
Sorry. It's about a guy who's cursed with the ability to read minds and then he meets a mindflayer.

>> No.15760721

>>15760716
If she's a mother, how can she be a Christmas Cake you dumbkopf?

>> No.15760724

>>15760718
But then how will the healing happen?

>> No.15760726

>>15760721
Adoption.

>> No.15760727

>>15760721
Immaculate conception.

>> No.15760732

>>15760721
It's obviously the result of some kind of bizzare mammalian mitosis process, perhaps provoked by a nearby bored lich

>> No.15760734

>>15760721
Sister then.

>> No.15760735

>>15760724
Step 1: Daughteru sets up her Fatheru with a nice woman who won't break his heart.
Step 2: Help that woman convince the Fatheru that she's not doing this as a joke
Step 3: Family Cuddles.

No sex required, only familial love.

>> No.15760737

has there been any word from lantern?

>> No.15760742

>>15760721
Christmas Cakes don't absolutely HAVE to be virgins. The criteria is over 25, single, and zero *or very little* sexual experience.

>> No.15760745

>>15760687
Waifu/Daughteru going past my defenses to help me heal gives me a heartboner, like when you are fighting a losing battle and someone gives you a hand just a moment before you can no longer keep on going.

Fuck ,why are the healing stories so unexplored?

>> No.15760749

Gonna watch the grumpy CC Dragon next door sunbathe topless.

>> No.15760750

>>15760745
Because heartboners often get overlooked for actual boners.
Just imagine your adopted daughteru telling you "You don't have to cry anymore." while your new Waifu tells you "You'll never be alone like that ever again. You have us now."

>> No.15760754

>>15760727
We already established that immaculate conception only produces male children for monster girls.

>> No.15760757

>>15760750
I don't want to wake up from this dream.

>> No.15760774

>>15760745
>Fuck ,why are the healing stories so unexplored?
Because writing them is near impossible without it feeling contrived or cheesy. And when writing about monstergirls very few want to read about some guy and his issues.

>> No.15760792

>>15760749
Public indecency! You must take pictures of her so you can have evidence of her misdeeds!

>> No.15760793

>>15760745
> Fuck ,why are the healing stories so unexplored?

Probably because the last time someone wrote a good healing story he proceeded to go off the fucking rails and become public enemy #1, thereby ruining the genre for everyone forever.

>> No.15760794

>>15760737
No. Not in brightest day or blackest night.

>> No.15760797

>>15760792
Oh you bet, you gotta see the size of those things. Great big Dragon melons.

>> No.15760801

>>15760792
Well she's doing it in the privacy of her own home anon. It's not her fault her neighbor is a total perv who can't help but stare at her through her sun room's windows.
It's not like she knows he does and flaunts her huge chest in the hopes that he does something. That'd be silly.
It's not like she wants him to blackmail her into getting down on her knees and sucking his dick so he doesn't leak the pictures. That'd be absurd.

>> No.15760802
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Dragonfly larvae are so badass they eat fish and frogs to fatten up and become actual Dragonflies eventually.
How badass does that make fully grown Dragonflies? Pretty badass, right? Well that's no reason not to walk up to one and ask her out. He who dares, wins.

>> No.15760811

>>15760774
Then we must write healing stories about girls.

>> No.15760813

>>15760711
>What is the best thing about a loli anubis?
Legitimately everything.

>> No.15760836

>>15760802
Damn, she looks like a fun one.
>fit body
>black carapace
>chocolate skin
>juicy thighs
>flexible
>blue eyes
>huge tracks of land

I'd ask her out, and beg her to take me flying. Id also eat that pussy for an hour straight.

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>>15760836
>huge tracks of land
Those aren't huge. These are huge.

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>>15760811
There's only one of those I can think of out there and it's about pic-related

>> No.15760861

>>15760848
Well, I meant huge for me. She's still got solid D cups.

Yours has tumors

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>>15760861
>Yours has tumors
Are you a motherfucker?

>> No.15760870

Can anyone be hero strong, or only "the chosen one?" The baphomet profile says they are the strongest MONSTER, but that doesn't preclude something that isn't a monster from being stronger.

>> No.15760873

>>15760801
>CC Dragon with a blackmail fetish and an exhibitionist streak
Yes...just...just yes.

Someone needs to write something with this idea.
Not me because time has already shown I'm not good at that.

>> No.15760877

>>15760870
>Can anyone be hero strong, or only "the chosen one?"
iirc reading through the MGE setting stuff, yes, most anyone can be "Hero Strong" with enough training.

"The Chosen One" is a tier unto itself, designated specifically to fight the Demon Lord.

>> No.15760878

>>15760873
I would gladly cater to the whims of random people in the thread, but I can only into femdom.

>> No.15760880

>>15760870
The Chosen One is not necessarily a hero. A hero can be anyone. Even you or me.

>> No.15760881

>>15760792
>>15760873
I want to suck her fat titties exhibitionist style.

>> No.15760885

Don't monsters still ultimately diminish the human population while increasing their own? And if they're not even that good at it, why is the chief god so pissed? Wasn't she worried that they would wipe out humanity?

>> No.15760889

>>15760869
actually, I prefer "moth" on the left. I like shorter girls. Id make her a mother though.

>> No.15760892

>>15760873
Just imagine how far she'd go with it though.
>"F-fine, I'll suck your pathetic dick if it means you don't post those photos anywhere. They'd ruin me."
>"Alright, I'll let you have your wicked way with my chest for as long as you like. Just don't show anyone those photos."
>"Fine you brute, I'll let you fuck my ass. Just make sure to delete those photos."
>"You monster. Pervert. Lecher. Fine, I'll let you take my virginity. Just delete those photos!"
>"Haaaah~ I guess I have no choice but to become your personal cumdump for the rest of my life you horrible fiend. Just promise you'll delete those photos~"
You have been deleting the photos. She just keeps sneaking into your house and taking new ones.
Just imagine her face if you were to get down on one knee and give her an engagement bangle though.

>> No.15760896

>>15760885
If the Chief God would stop being such a cunt and just let it happen then Monstergirls would be able to birth humans sons.
It's just she's an anal retentive understudy to the old Chief God who refuses to go off the rails with the plan for creation and do something new.

>> No.15760897

>>15760877
>>15760880
Then I'm gonna train myself to the brink of death until I'm strong enough to put a baphomet in her place, and let her finally feel the joy of being an imouto with a big strong older brother!

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>>15760897
You need to find a good teacher. Try Augusta. She loves to drink, fight, make love to hot guys and to fight hot guys.

>> No.15760903

>>15760897
There's still the issue of having your mind completely shattered by baphpussy if you try to have sex with her. It is said that even fingering baphpussy causes intense orgasms.

>> No.15760910

>>15760645
Nice story. A nice look into Mindflayers. Wish it was longer, with more bantz between flayer and captive.

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>>15760892
Time to give her lactation potions and hook her up to a milking machine. She'd surely hate that.

>> No.15760915

>>15760892
Damn that does sound pretty great.

>> No.15760917

>>15760645
I'm going to second>>15760910
this was kinda short, gib more pls.

>> No.15760919

>>15760913
She'd hate it even more if you sucked her lactating tits while fucking her.
Ignore her moans, those are totally involuntary and not at all an indication that she's enjoying herself.

>> No.15760923

>>15760903
The mind is the first tool you hone, and it's your strongest one! Naturally, I will have an iron-willed mind which can withstand even the strongest baphpussy! After all, no imouto could trust in an older brother that loses it!

>> No.15760924

>>15760923
Is it wrong that I want to use Holst Milk and Wonderland cake to make a Baphomet my age's body match her age and then fuck her senseless?
After extensive mental and physical training of course.

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>>15760901
>The last thing you see before blacking out after losing to an Oni in a drinking contest.

>> No.15760932

>>15760928
I'd think that'd be the first thing you see minus the panties.
Sucks that I'll never wake up to the feeling of Oni pussy squeezing my dick and the sight of big jiggly Oni titties bouncing up and down.
Her dirty talk would probably just make it better.

>> No.15760933

>>15760928
Oh god, there's four of them!

>> No.15760934

>>15760932
*first thing you see when you wake up
god I'm tired.

>> No.15760950

>>15760928
Great, at least my bruised and battered pelvis will distract me from my massive hangover.

>> No.15760954

>>15760924
Not at all, also you could just use a Raging Mushroom instead of spending all that time training.

>> No.15760956

>>15760885
Monsters were created by the Chief God to cull humanity every once in awhile as kind of tool to keep mankind in the way she likes them best, between the bronze and the iron age and worshipping her ass like crazy.

Current DL comes along and throws the whole system into tilt by turning every last regular monster into monstergirls (yes a couple minor exceptions but not worth mentioning) and having them fuck human men.

Chief God doesn't like this, sends a hero to smite her ass just like she always does when a monster lord gets too powerful. This is where she fucked up. The hero instead becomes traitor prime and marries the DL, and their union makes both more powerful than the weak current Chief God. They come up with the plan to do to mankind what the DL already did to regular monsters and turn everyone into a new third race that has no reason to fight these crazy battles of the gods.

Together, they kick Chief God's ass and she hides herself in her own little dimension. Even so, she holds onto the title of top god tightly, and continues to send heroes to kill the DL.

But that's not working, and it is only a matter of time before the DL drags her out of her hidey hole and completely takes over as the new Chief God, letting her rearrange everything as she wants.

Regular humans will all be gone just like regular monsters are already all gone. There will be nothing left but Monstergirls and Incubi, and a new world will begin.

So basically, it's the classic monster made by a madman plot, except the monster wins in the end and it will affect everything.

>> No.15760963

>>15760956
>Regular humans will all be gone just like regular monsters are already all gone.
Fuuuuuck that

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>>15760924
>>15760954
I'm gonna sell drugs to Wonderland Girls.

Gonna be their sugar daddy.

>> No.15760967

>>15760954
But I want to be rational enough to see her face as she tries to comprehend the massive jiggling tits that she now has and the fact that she's now a voluptuous woman.
Plus, it's not like her pussy is any less tight now. Gotta train to overcome that pleasure.

>> No.15760977

>>15760966
The only thing they want from you is your cum.
Hope you like a harem of wonderland cumsluts on your dick 24/7.
Wake up in the morning? You've got a Cheshire sucking your dick like it's the best thing in the world.
At breakfast it's a March Hare.
Go to take a shower? There's a Jabberwock in there buck naked and ready for you to pound her fat brown ass in the shower.
Time for lunch? I think you mean it's time for a sloppy Mad Hatter blowjob.
Dinnertime? Please enjoy your meal of steak with a side of Jubjub pussy.
Going to bed? Enjoy fucking all of them until they pass out and then passing out on top of them.
You're their drug and they're never letting you go.

>> No.15760987

>>15760977
When does the Red Queen demand an audience? No doubt she would desire to meet a wonderland drug pusher that popular.

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>>15760977
>Go to take a shower? There's a Jabberwock in there buck naked and ready for you to pound her fat brown ass in the shower.
Hot damn dude.

>> No.15760992

>>15760987
Better remember to wear a fedora while meeting her, and keep some fun little chemistry tricks around.

>> No.15760996

>>15760987
She goes there with a retinue of Trumparts to see you for herself only to get held down by your harem and fucked by you while her guards watch.
They'll get their turn soon.

>>15760988
That's not even getting into what she'll do with you in bed. Doggystyle, Mating Press, Reverse Cowgirl. Whatever you want she'll do for your cum.

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I wish there were more books like Dragonia, as it's kinda like the Mobile Suit Variations of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

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>>15761008
Shiro Mobiru Suito?!

>> No.15761032
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>>15761008
>Welcome to Dragonia
>Dragon Girls love you
I wish.

>> No.15761033

How many daughterus, /mgt/?

What kind of daughterus?

>> No.15761036

>>15760873
10/10 NTR bait there.

>> No.15761037

>>15761033
Wurm daughterus! ALL the Wurm daughterus!

>> No.15761043

>>15761033
One(1) single Kobold daughteru!

>> No.15761046

>>15761008
>Dragon Knight
>Black Salamander with Blue Flames
>Bapho-Dragon
These're neat.

>>15761036
I don't follow. She can fetishize the blackmail because she's ultimately still the one in control, and would only let herself be "blackmailed" by one of her choosing. And as MGs are geared 100% against NTR by design...

>> No.15761052
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15761052

Ayy /mgt/, wip time.

I might redo this one tomorrow, not sure desu but I figured some folks might wanna see a wip.

I hope y'all had a nice weekend and goodnight /mgt/ o/

>> No.15761054

>>15761033
Tiny, skittering Shog daughterus!

They all wear little maid smocks. They can't hold a form too well so sometimes they just puddle around. Some of them have only one amber eye, because they haven't grown more motes yet.

>> No.15761056

>>15761052
B U T T

>> No.15761059

>>15760774
I mean, I liked "Pretty Human" well enough...

>> No.15761060

>>15761052
>I might redo this one tomorrow, not sure desu but I figured some folks might wanna see a wip.
Will there still be Wock booty?
Will the Wock booty be evern bigger?

>> No.15761064

>>15761060
even bigger*

>> No.15761076

>>15761059
I liked it too, but I agree that it's a difficult type of story to do well.

>> No.15761092

>>15761046
>I don't follow.
Then you're about as pure as un-fallen snow. Don't pick up an ntr doujin any time soon.

>> No.15761136

>>15758864
Yeah like an Oomukade would leave scars from her leg talons and pincers on my body, just to show exactly who I belong to.

>> No.15761141

>>15759028
Yep I need this fairy to help me with my depression. At the very least she can help me from feeling like I have no energy for anything.

>> No.15761148

>>15759539
When I think sexual horror, she's the first thing that comes to mind.

>> No.15761154

>>15759721
Read classics, read trashy pulp, read anything. I'm serious on this, it'll improve your mental library on common cliches and techniques on how stories can be written and can give you inspirations for different ways to write something. Write random shit you see, keep up practice, get some thick skin when you get into the Thunderdome of lit crit, and most importantly of all keep at it.

Then again none of this matters if you simply are doing it for the (you)'s and have no desire to write outside of that.

>> No.15761156

>>15759742
You know what can help you with that? Reading some books, those have a ton of classic and modern examples of how to open their stories to engage their readers.

>> No.15761177

>>15761148
> that ending where she buries Luka's cock under a mound of disembodied breasts to give 720-degree paizuri
Not horrifying enough to stop me from fapping
Not nearly horrifying enough

>> No.15761186

>>15760159
Surprise hug from behind followed by love crazed screeds whispered into my ear.

>> No.15761200

>>15759742
>Except it's stupidly hard to make an opening scene work
No opening scene is an opening scene in and of itself. Some times a lack of a hook can be more intriguing than a hook itself. Ultimately, it doesn't really matter. Nothing does.

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Monster Swordswomen!

>> No.15761210

>>15761202
Dead Swordswomen!

>> No.15761214

>>15760159
"Is game-fight-fuck night."

>> No.15761218

>>15761214
I'm gonna guess "game" is responsible for "fight."

>> No.15761223

>>15761218
depends on the game.

>> No.15761262
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15761262

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

>> No.15761295

What are you doing this fine monster day?

>> No.15761306
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>>15761295
I came from a jog, where I did 7 pull-ups. I think it's fairly impressive after I moved on to doing reps with a 100kg on the bench press yesterday.
When the Happening happens, I'll be ready for them.

>> No.15761314

>>15761295
Thinking about kuudere raijus.

>> No.15761315

>>15761262
Gonna bully the bats by replacing every light in my house with clappers

>> No.15761325

>>15761315
Why would you bully bats? Bats are cute and friendly.

>> No.15761337

>>15760159
SOME
BODY ONCE TOLD ME

>> No.15761340

>>15761295
Writing what I think will be a sink or swim thing.

Its been years since in put this much effort into some thing other then games

(grand kingdom and gundam breaker 3 have both tried to distract me)

>> No.15761342

>>15761295
Woke up at 10am and I'm now eating a cold chicken sandwich while thinking about talking Autumn walks with a wolf girl.

>> No.15761344

>>15761337
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

>> No.15761345

>>15761295
Procrastinating

>> No.15761346
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>>15761340
Soo? Whacha doin'?

>> No.15761393

>>15761346
This could very well be the comfiest Elf I've ever seen.

>> No.15761395

>>15761295
Visiting restaurants alone.
So when my family comes to visit I can pretend I have a favourite one, in turn to pretend that I go outside sometimes.

>> No.15761401
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>>15761395
Must suck not having an introverted family. Nobody in my immediate family really goes out. Still wish I had a nice, comfy Lair to hang out in though.

>> No.15761416

What's better?
>Overtly protective onee-san who makes a big deal about righting any perceived wrong you've suffered and cuddles you every night
>A more quiet onee-san who pretends like nothing is amiss only to quietly leave the house after you go to bed and return a short time later, only to immediately place her clothes in the wash and climb into bed with you

>> No.15761418

>>15761416
I hate them both, violence is abhorrent.

>> No.15761425

>>15761401
> tfw satyros aren't real
> tfw no satyros to take you out fine dining and judge the wine list with a connesoir's eye for you and then revel in taking advantage of your tipsy state on the way home

>> No.15761427

>>15761416
The second. A dependable nee-san is better than a loud blustery one. I mean, both are nice, and the second one can lead you to doubt certain things, but once you realize that on one hand, she seemed pretty passive and cold while you told her about the kids who bullied you, and on the other, you had never seen them again, you'd quickly come to understand what is actually going on.

>> No.15761435

>>15761052
>That Wock butt
Oh dear lord

>> No.15761443

>>15761416
The first one, being spoiled is nice.

>> No.15761451

>>15761416
neither, I hate the sisther thing

>> No.15761455

>>15761416
The first, I love boisterous nee-chans.

>> No.15761465

>>15761416
>>A more quiet onee-san who pretends like nothing is amiss only to quietly leave the house after you go to bed and return a short time later, only to immediately place her clothes in the wash and climb into bed with you
What if rather than doing yandere stuff, you were in a witch craft works kind of situation, and a whole bunch of baddies wanted your white stuff. And she went out every night to get into fights and protect you.

Would you
A) Look after her during the day, cook meals for her, massage her stiff muscles, patch her up
or
B) Trample on her desires to protect and keep you safe, by training to become strong yourself, so that she no longer has to get hurt fighting for your sake, or fight alone.

I mean, the shounen anime protag inside me wants to go with the latter, but the former would respect nee-chan's wishes best.

>> No.15761466

>>15761465
A! Definitely A! That's my dream come true!

>> No.15761469

>>15761465
altered b, watch her back so she can watch yours

>> No.15761494
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15761494

Good news everyone!

I'll be sending you boys to the Cockatrice planet to get me some eggs for breakfast!

>> No.15761497

>>15761465
C)Marry the baddest of the bad girls and go full Jinai, King of the Bugrom

>> No.15761498

>>15761466
It's a big duty, anon. You can't slack off, a warriors effectiveness can double if she is happy, well rested, well fed and her muscle have a time to relax and de-stress. You could be the mysterious force that ensures she shows up to all her battles in prime, glowing condition. People will think she is blessed by the gods of war, but little would they know it was a direct result of the effort you put into her TLC.

>>15761469
So a support role? What kind of support? Ranged? Healer?

>> No.15761499

>>15761494
Isn't that the planet where men run off to rape the chicken woman due to hypnotic motions? We should pack blindfolds!

>> No.15761501

>>15761494
Ehh, I'll just get in the Onanicer Booth.

>> No.15761502

>>15761494
Awwwww, but we just got back from getting you bacon from the P'Orc planet!

>> No.15761503

>>15761416
>onee-san
It's already shit

>>15761451
This

>> No.15761505

>>15761497
>Willingly playing the casca to your onee-chan's griffith
I'm speechless.

>> No.15761508

>>15761494
Well, at least we're not trying to get space honey.

And if it wasn't for Professor Gremlin's amazing thighs I would have quit this job years ago.

>> No.15761522

>>15761494
I foresee great longevity for this meme.

>> No.15761535

>>15761522
I'm already sick of it. Something that wasn't funny original or interesting in the first place was destined to get old quick.

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>>15761535
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up like yesteryear's memes?

>> No.15761546

>>15761543
You're a big imouto.

>> No.15761550

>>15761535
Well, at least it's a valid option.

>> No.15761553

>>15761543
No joke, but I hate that "COCK GOES HERE" pose

>> No.15761556

>>15761543
MILK

>> No.15761562

>>15761550
Unlike tigers, eh? EH?

>> No.15761597

>>15761535
My biggest complaint is I haven't seen "I taught the toaster to feel love". With an automaton.

>> No.15761611

>>15761597
I desire an oppai loli automaton

>> No.15761630

>>15761597
Not familiar with that meme. Sounds like its so old isn't not dank but musty

>> No.15761632

>>15761630
It's from Futurama.

>> No.15761640

>>15761632
Meh

>> No.15761652

>>15761640
No, Meh is from the Simpsons, same creator

>> No.15761669
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15761669

For England, James?

>> No.15761697

>>15761669
No...for me
>and then anon dopped the gazer

>> No.15761712

>>15761697
> Dropping a girl who can levitate

>> No.15761718

>>15761712
Well it's not like there's any need for actual danger during roleplay now is there?

>> No.15761750

>>15761669
the joke doesnt work with that pallet

>> No.15761754

>>15761750
But she's as close to a Golden Gazer as I've got.

>> No.15761770

>>15761754
fair enought

>> No.15761779
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15761779

Ghoost Bloowbjooob~
Woo-wo-wo-woo~

>> No.15761784

>>15761779
I want a ghost wombjob though

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F

>> No.15761807
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15761807

What's your dark and troubled origin story?

>> No.15761811

>>15761801
I don't even know what this is.

>> No.15761822

>>15761807
A big mean wolf girl stole my first kiss!

>> No.15761827

>>15761822
And thus you became the nefarious villain The Smoocher, who steals the first kisses of Unicorns and Alps and other assorted losers and prudes the world over?

>> No.15761832

>>15761811
Game was getting translated and it was stopped. I mean the picture is pretty self explanatory.

>> No.15761834

>>15761832
I don't know the game. I have no emotional connection to this.

>> No.15761838

>>15761834
Then why did you comment?

>> No.15761840

>>15761827
That would be fun.

The greatest day would come when I steal the first kiss of a Dragon heiress on live TV.

Not even Wurmchan can stop me now!

>> No.15761842
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15761842

>>15761838
Because it is my right to do so.

>> No.15761845

>>15761840
You ought to be careful,, Super Wurm has all the powers of the Wurmforce!
Whatever those are.

>> No.15761846

>>15761807
I was a normal guy who lived a normal life with a wife and a daughteru, that is until an evil organization kidnapped my oppai loli daughteru and a radioactive baphomet bit my wife, nowadays i look for revenge against all that is pettanko.

All of that while looking for the best paizuri this world has to offer.

>> No.15761850

>>15761842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR5Z4n1TdSI

>> No.15761851

>>15761845
Then I'll just have to Steal her first kiss too!

>> No.15761859

>>15761807
Sally from accounting ate the cookie in my lunch bag

>> No.15761875

>>15761801
>could have had a proven translator that has worked on mge before
>now we're stuck with an unproven one who could be shit
Oh well, I was going to pirate it anyway.

>> No.15761877

>>15761807
My mother foolishly signed me up for a MG daycare, which was actually a scam by the Sabath to lure in shotas for monsters that wanted to have a childhhod friend romance. By the time I noticed I was the only human or boy of 30 children, it was too late.

>> No.15761879

>>15761877
It's too late Jim.

>> No.15761888

>>15761807
When I was a kid I got lost and ended up in a dragon's hoard. The big mama dragon noticed and decided that I was going to marry her.

>> No.15761890

>>15761875
So do you know who is the translator exet is using? Is it someone who's even familiar with MGE? inb4 the official translation has typos, outdated terminology, and MGU-esque mindbreak

>> No.15761893

>>15761877
>>15761879
>Jimmy from MGK has an origin story
Well then.

>> No.15761900

>>15761807
Mother got taken by the amazons, dad remarried a demon.for a vengeance contract

>> No.15761903

>>15761890
>inb4 gamergate memes

>> No.15761911

>>15761903
I want a mindflayer to make everyone forget about gamergate.

>> No.15761916

>>15761903
The only people who would even think to mention that are either 8gaggers or hair-dye tippers. Whichever you are, go back to your respective shithole.

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>>15761916
Pretty sure that Anon is referencing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEXurYaIHao

But surely a random translator online would never insert memes or modern references in their Chinese porn translation right? Everyday we get closer to the official MGE US release.

>> No.15761927

>>15761916
You sound so confident, I hate to dissappoint you, but no. It just called to mind a shit tier sub - I forget which for - where the reference was hamfisted in.

>>15761925
This. I didn't watch the anime so I forgot what it was. Thanks anon.

>> No.15761929

>>15761925
Does anyone think that it's a good idea to release it in English?

Is the wiki even excited for it?

>> No.15761956

>>15761929
I'm cautiously optimistic, mainly because its hardback and has new art. I'm just waiting to see if it'll be accurate, or if the Sabbath will be changed to a girlscout troop.

>> No.15761966

>>15761956
I remember them saying it'll be uncensored.

But it probably will be. and if it is we'll just have a good laugh about it.

>> No.15761969

>>15761929
It's not a good idea, mark my words, if it doesn't get radically changed at relase it will eventually with western exposure.

It will be unrecognizable when we least expect it.

>> No.15761970

What does your daughteru's edgy teen phase look like anon?

>> No.15761974

>>15761970
She'd have like, stripes in her hair, and three belts, none of which actually hold up her pants.

>> No.15761975

>>15761969
>western exposure.

I don't think it'll blowup all that much. It'll be there fore a few weeks and then just fade out.

>> No.15761980

>>15761969
Remember when Tumblr argued with itself about whether Kill La Kill was feminist or sexist? Maybe it'll be something like that. Wouldn't be the first. Remember old Moldy?

>> No.15761991

>>15761970
She'd cover her chest properly and claim that she doesn't need to be milked

>> No.15761994

>>15761974
>Using pants
Wow, that sure is edgy for a monster girl.

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>>15761970

>> No.15761996

>>15761991
What happens if one of the boys in her class mentions he's thirsty?

>> No.15762002

>>15761996
She huffs and refuses to let him drink.
No one drinks straight from her tap!

>> No.15762013

>>15762002
What would it take for her to break down though?

>> No.15762015

>>15761969
They have no idea what the fuck they're doing
>hey this fanservice manga was really successful
>lets bring over the literal porn with normalfag-incompatible fetishes

>> No.15762016

>>15761925
>localize one of the most perverted mindless fap anime in history
>make SJW gamergate references
For what purpose?

>> No.15762020

>>15761970
She says "I am the midnight" while she hides in the dark corners of her room. Her dark scales and black hair makes her hard to notice, so you only see her yellow glowing eyes.

>> No.15762023
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Wind waifu will keep you fresh during summer

>> No.15762029

>>15761956
>has new art
There would be new art? Did KC said that?


>>15761969
7 seas are absolute madmen. They even wanted to localize kodomo no jikan for a while

>> No.15762032

>>15761925
>dub
Disgusting

>> No.15762034

>>15762029
>There would be new art? Did KC said that?
Girls with really outdated art are getting redrawn. Remember the Golem? She was one of them. I think its 10.

>> No.15762044

>>15762023
Would creampie and have her go on a walk, spreading the smell of my cum through the wind.

>> No.15762067

>>15762023
Nice. Out of curiosity barb what are your favorite types and parts of girl? I noticed you draw thicc thighs and feet a lot.

>> No.15762077

>>15761970
Like this thread.

>> No.15762095

>>15762067
Ass, legs, hips and thighs, feet is a coïncidence most of the time
I must admit i didn't really chose to like thicc thighs in the first place, it came naturally

>> No.15762099

>>15762013
Accidentally catching me milk her mother one evening while she's gone unmilked for a month

>> No.15762112

>>15761995
Such a cute Dhampir

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>>15762095
>I must admit i didn't really chose to like thicc thighs in the first place, it came naturally
No one chooses the thicc thigh life. The thicc thigh life chooses you.

Thighs are patrician taste.

>> No.15762171

>>15762153
Pink wocks look nice

>> No.15762186

What is your waifu's nickname for you anons?

>> No.15762190

>>15762186
I'm afraid I can't tell you, as it would reveal my name, kind of.

>> No.15762191

>>15762186
>worthless faggot

>> No.15762196

>>15762186
"Hubby" probably.

>> No.15762201

>>15762191
>having a tsundere as your waifu

>> No.15762202

>>15761969
I doubt SJW would care
They are plenty of various porn and doujins with high-schoolers, rape etc that are getting licensed but it's too small and niche for SJW to care
If MGE will suddenly sell million copies and become a huge hit they would care. But we all know it won't happen

>> No.15762207

>>15762186
Honey. Or Papa, depending on if our daughteru is around or not.

>> No.15762228

>>15762186
She just shortened my name and goes with it most of the time.

>> No.15762229

>>15762186
I dunno, what would an ara ara use.

>> No.15762232

How do you make sure your daughteru doesn't end up with an incest fetish?

>> No.15762233
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15762233

https://picarto.tv/ButterT

More Basilisk being drawn if you're interested!

>> No.15762238
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Hey anon, catch!

>> No.15762250

>>15762238
That looks like a painful death ball of burnination

>> No.15762256

>>15762232
Have her play with the other kids.

>> No.15762258

>>15762250
It's just a tiny, magically maintained fusion reaction. Don't be a pussy.

>> No.15762262

>>15761969
I like slimes because their physiology symbolizes gender-fluid people and hardships they endure everyday.

>> No.15762294

>>15762262
Thats deep.

>> No.15762302

>>15762258
>fusion reaction.
I don't want my DNA to explode

>> No.15762312

>>15762238
What's that spell? What does it do?
... I got a bad feeling about this...

>> No.15762339

Do we have any lolicons here? Everyone only seems to like oneesans.

>> No.15762355

>>15762339
Sure, why do you ask?

>> No.15762356

>>15762339
I think they are both equally good.

>> No.15762357

>>15762339
Of course we do.

>> No.15762358

>>15762339
Oh anon, you have no idea.

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>>15762339

>> No.15762366

>>15762186
палочки, or "Sticks". It's a bit of an in joke, but I'm also lanky I guess.

>> No.15762370

Monster twins are best

>> No.15762374

What Monster Girl had the thickest thighs? Would it be a loli or a neesan? And most importantly, would they be good for leglocking you?

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>>15762339
what would you call this bodytype? thats what I'm into.

>> No.15762385

>>15762023
Someone remember Sylph exists, nice.

>> No.15762386
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>>15762339
Yeah, but oyakodon or loli+older threesome is ultimate fap

>> No.15762392

>>15762339
I like both

>> No.15762394

>>15762339
I like both sides. Ideally I would like to have a monster girl imouto to spoil and an onee-san to look out for me when times get tough.

Complete with nightly cuddle piles.

>> No.15762399

>>15762370
I want my waifu's twin to flirt with me thinking I won't recognize her.

>> No.15762404

>>15762339
Call loli a shit and watch them scramble out of the woodworks. You're pretty new, or you're baiting if you don't think there are lolicons in the thread.

>> No.15762409

>>15762339
I was born ad onee-san man and I'll die an onee-san man.

You guys who like younger women have it easy. I'll never be cute and innocent again.

>> No.15762412

>>15762023
That Sylph is equipped with some mighty hams.

>> No.15762420

>>15762409
Mah nigga. The hardest part of the oneesan life is finding the right oneesan for you.

>> No.15762423

You're waifu receives a letter through the mail one day while you're not home. There's no sender or stamp in it, and when she opens it, she finds a photo of you, beat up and bleeding with bruises all over your face.

What does she do?

>> No.15762436
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>>15762339
I like bottom heavy lolis.

>> No.15762448

>>15762423
Get in contact with her old cohorts and find whose responsible. Murder and serious torture would be involved. She doesn't fuck around.

The soft side of her shows when she finds me though and softly coos a lullaby as she nurses me to health makes it even better.

>> No.15762450

>>15762339
Gremlin is the most popular of the new girls.

>> No.15762451

>>15762386
>oyakodon
I'm so glad that panda finally added that tag. Best fetish.

>> No.15762452

>>15762339
>Everyone only seems to like oneesans.
It sure is hard to resist a good onee-san. They're pretty much great no matter how you spin it.

>> No.15762472

>>15762339
What if I like loli onee-sans?

>> No.15762474

Your waifu, (unless she was already capable of it) has now become capable enough to create her own pocket dimension

What kind of place is it?

>> No.15762481

>>15762472
Isn't that kind of like liking an ara ara cake imouto?

>> No.15762482

>>15762474
Why are you asking so many things about our waifus? Do you want me to give you a full profile of her?

>> No.15762501

>>15762399
But that might anger her twin

>> No.15762505

>>15762482
Sure anon, why not?

>> No.15762511

>>15762482
What this anon said

>> No.15762514

>>15762481
Wock little sis and Bapho big sis. It is the new natural order

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>>15762436
Do you like tanuki butt?

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>>15762515
>button nose
Not that kinda Tanuki.

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>>15762521
>implying tanukis can't simply just transform away

>> No.15762530

>>15762514
Wock little sis is getting all the platonic love. Bapho-nee gets something else.

>> No.15762546

>>15762501
That's the point. Making her angry because she thought I was going to fall for her tricks.

>> No.15762552

>>15762505
But I don't know where to start and how to start. There are so many things about her.

>> No.15762562

>>15762546
Why would the twin try to cuck her sis?

>> No.15762569

>>15762562
Because of love.

>> No.15762577

>>15762552
Anywhere anon, just do the thing.

>> No.15762582

I want all Tanukis out of business, this town is mine you hear me! MINE!

>> No.15762584

>>15762582
I want a dragon to out-tanuki a tanuki to drive her off the town!

>> No.15762591

>>15762584
What do I do if a dragon is a tanuki's friend. This is important.

>> No.15762594

>>15762591
Tell her to keep an eye on her hoard at all times

>> No.15762597

>>15762594
That is tanukist

>> No.15762602

>>15762577
She is cute and I am her husband.

How's that?

>> No.15762607

>>15762594
I want to organize a heist to steal her heart.

>> No.15762608

>>15762594
They made promises to never steal from one another, but I don't trust the Tanuki.

>> No.15762617

>>15762591
Get an air elemental friend and shove that tanuki into a room with her.

>> No.15762647

>>15762584
http://pastebin.com/EggnVkBB

>> No.15762663
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At what rate will KC release all of the new MGE2 girls? Because if it's weekly, presenting them over the span of 14 weeks is a bit much.

>> No.15762665

The Sabbath belongs in loli jail.

>> No.15762673

>>15762665
They'd just use their pedo brainwashing to make the guards rape and free them. Unless you put them in a gaol with emotionless magic golem guards.

>> No.15762687

>>15762663
I want to hide my turtle in her shell, if you know what i mean.

>> No.15762691

>>15762514
>>15762530
Wock Imouto and Baphomet Oneesan. Thats crazy. Thats insane. Your both mad. Loons.

>> No.15762720

>>15762023
Nice, don't think I've seen art of her before.

Do you have any intention of tackling the other elementals soon? They all seem like a solid fit for your style.

>> No.15762721

>>15762423
She'll look for who did it. She WILL find who did it. And then she'll kill who did it.

>> No.15762726

>>15762663
I want to ride that turtle across the sea like Master Roshi!

>> No.15762771

>>15762663
One per thousand of years

>> No.15762790

>>15762423
Go dragonshit crazy.

>> No.15762797

>>15762423
Hop on the next nearest dick, I guess.

>> No.15762803

>>15762797
Wowee you're a faggot.

>> No.15762815

>>15762797
Just cut off your nuts fampai, do the world a favor.

>> No.15762824

>>15762797
>>15762815
Well, at least we'll get an Alp out of this.

>> No.15762826

>>15762663
I don't see him releasing them any faster than weekly but yeah 14 weeks is a lot

He might even release them bi-weekly and work on something else in the meantime

>> No.15762828

>>15762803
Mind you, I do have waifu, not husbando.

>> No.15762830

>>15762824
Oh sweet, a new sister!

>> No.15762844

>>15762828
But you want her to fuck another dude.

>> No.15762845

>>15762797
If she was a bitch or slut, sure I guess.
>>15762803
>>15762815
Samefag, right?

>> No.15762848

>>15762844
Err no.

>> No.15762850

>>15762845
Incorrect.

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>>15762845

>> No.15762856

>>15762797
And what if the same happened with your waifu? Would you go for that neighbor pussy?

>> No.15762879

>>15762850
>>15762854
>strangely aggressive posts containing similar material
>posted around a minute apart
>your responses were also around a minutes apart to my post
>it isn't hard to photoshop this stuff
I'm still not convinced.

>> No.15762887

>>15762797
>>15762845
The fuck are you doing

>> No.15762891

>>15762879
You sound like you're attempting to damage control.

>> No.15762896

>>15762879
You're just being stupid at this point anon.

>> No.15762899

>>15762848
You're fine with her fucking another dude when you're gone, as evidenced by >>15762797

>> No.15762928

I want to send my Kobold daughteru to school with nipple clamps on and a huge vibrating butt plug in her butt!

>> No.15762941

>>15762928
I'm not sure you're even the original anymore.

>> No.15762942

I want to be violently raped by a witch.

>> No.15762952

>>15762928
I want to buy my daughteru some really fancy clothes so she can go on a date and impress the boy that she likes.

>> No.15762956

>>15762941
I still think KDF is as annoying as the small dick guy. Maybe he IS the small dick guy, they both started around the same time.

>> No.15762969

>>15762956
Don't go down that rabbit hole, soon you'll think everyone who ever disagrees with you on anything or annoys you on any level is just one dedicated person trying to ruin your life and then you'll need medication for paranoid schizophrenia.

>> No.15762973

>>15762941
I am the original. Why, are other anons posting about Kobold daughterus?

>>15762956
I am not the small dick guy.

>> No.15762975

>>15762186
Probably just "dear".

>>15762423
Cry and tell the cops for help finding me.

>> No.15762982

>>15762928
>Wanting to molest your Kobold from a distance in a place where you can't enjoy watching her squirm
What is wrong with you?

>> No.15762984

>>15762952
I want to buy my daughteru some really fancy clothes so that we can go on a date and distress the boy that likes her.

>> No.15762992

>>15762984
What sort of fancy clothes, for what MG type?

>> No.15763001

>>15762982
Nothing anon, if I do it this way I get to imagine it all morning and then see the full effect o the day when she gets home! Besides, making her tell me about it in excruciating detail before I relieve her is the best part.

>> No.15763005

>>15762992
you pay more for less fabric

>> No.15763006

>>15762992
My waifu's a Cupid, so for my Cupid daughteru a fine beret, possibly a raspberry one. Maybe, if it's hot enough, I won't bother buying much more.

>> No.15763007

>>15762969
True, I don't want to turn into Commercial Anon with his "salt-kun" phantom hater.
>>15762973
Fine, you probably aren't the same guy as small dick guy. You're still a weird and slightly annoying shit.

>> No.15763012

>>15763007
>You're still a weird and slightly annoying shit.
I am aware.

>> No.15763014

>>15762992
A scarlet dress with some jewelry and a little flower on her hair.

>> No.15763030

>>15763012
Hey, at least you bring in actual content rather than just being a shitposter.

>> No.15763041
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Let's talk about loli Onee-sans and how they want to get bigger to protect your smile yet don't want to grow because she loves sitting in your lap and getting headpats.

>> No.15763048

>>15763041
Losers.

>> No.15763059

>>15762663
I hope he does them faster then once a week, I was hoping he might start doing new girls again after two months, but now he might not even be done posting the ones he made a few weeks ago.

>> No.15763066

>>15763041
Proper onee-sans should be tall enough to rest their breasts on their cute otouto's head while drinking a beer.
Loli onee-sans can't even get beer, their IDs keep getting turned down.

>> No.15763067

>>15763030
>actual content
He wrote one average story and posts his creepy fetish every thread. It's hardly a big improvement.

>> No.15763072

>>15763066
Drunk Onee-sans are happy Onee-sans.

>> No.15763074

>Living in Monster Girl City. While married.
>A complete paradise. Everyone is nice to you and genuinely cares how you're doing. They ask about your wife too.
>Discounts at your favorite storesa and a fair boss who doesn't try to screw you. Literally.
>See some new guy move in without a waifu, he panics about getting raped.
>You tell him it's really not that bad if he finds the right girl who loves him.

>> No.15763075

>>15763066
You'd think they might get real good at telling fake IDs from real ones though, considering all of the sabbath members that may or may not consume ass loads of alcohol.

>> No.15763076

>>15763067
>creepy fetish
Hi tumblr. What next, going to call him "gross"?

>> No.15763077

How do you make a sickly monster feel dominant?

>> No.15763080

>>15763067
He also commissioned a pretty lovely picture from Snib.
I like having him around. He needs to write more though.

>> No.15763082

>>15759263
Eating icecream cake with Wyvern.

>> No.15763086

>>15763077
By calling her "ojou-sama" when I bring her the chicken soup.

>> No.15763089

>>15763076
Not him, but pedophilia does tick the boxes for creepy. But if you don't like that, you can always go back to writing for Salon.

>> No.15763097

Durellia is a huge Civilization nerd. She plays every game in the series and gives her husbando sloppy blowjobs if he plays it with her.

>> No.15763099

Any ideas for a doodle or so? I was thinking of a Holst for more MGCN, but I am not sure if she should be small or not small.

>> No.15763101

>>15763089
>being triggered by loli
>on /jp/

>> No.15763103

>>15763099
A guy talking ahow je only tdates shortstacks surrounded by a crowd of them.

>> No.15763104

>>15763099
Can you do a little superhero girl, of a species of your choice?

>> No.15763107

>>15763101
>triggered
You use the word far too liberally.

>> No.15763111

>>15763097
I want my waifu to offer sloppy blowjobs in exchange for my participation in her hobbies, only to become almost or equal to her interest in them, until sloppy blowjobs are pretty much the norm.

>> No.15763112

>>15763099
A griffon being extremely cute.

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>>15763101
There actually is a /d/ick that gets triggered by loli to the extent that he'd have this place saturated with /d/ shit.

>> No.15763117

>>15763099

A cute Kej doing cute things

>> No.15763126

>>15763067
He gets commissions done too mate.

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>>15763066
>>15763072
Goofy drunk oneesans are for ___

>> No.15763134

>>15763113
Do you have a single piece of evidence to back that up?

>> No.15763139

>>15763128
Dicking and making her addicted.

>> No.15763145

>>15763128
tittyslapping and spanking.

>> No.15763147

>>15763107
I've used it once here over the whole summer, sue me. Besides, it fits perfectly when someone thinks the word creepy actually means anything on this board of all places.
>>15763113
That always amuses me. Seemingly girls having two dicks, 4 pairs of breasts and balls the size of holst tits? Perfectly fine but a drawing having a flat chest is over the line apparently.

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>>15763134
>>/jp/thread/S15703541#p15705510

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>>15763134
Not that but archives. It was like 10~ threads ago
He said something like "I would rather have all /d/ stuff that lolishit or something."
And if you been using this thread for at least a while you should know that. That /d/ anon is constantly telling how great /d/ is for not letting that "creepy" loli in. He is not even trying to be discreet about it or something

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