Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:34:02 2016 No.15828000 [Reply] [Original]

A spear to pick.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:34:45 2016 No.15828005 Dragons a cute

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:35:50 2016 No.15828011
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>>15828000
This one was first. Ahem.

I just finished reading Preacher and I want to get hatefucked by a stronk independent Monster Girl who thinks my old fashioned machismo is demeaning to her when she's obviously way more badass than I could ever hope to be!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:36:10 2016 No.15828012 >>15828000 Dragons really are cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:37:11 2016 No.15828020 File: 272 KB, 544x800, __drawn_by_mishima_yoshikatsu__f9c91d823b227685e4da8c35d07bfe61.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:37:23 2016 No.15828023 >>15828011 I want to be domed by a badass dragon girl

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:37:30 2016 No.15828024

>>15828011
>This one was first. Ahem.
Oh dear, another one was made after this one?
>I just finished reading Preacher and I want to get hatefucked by a stronk independent Monster Girl who thinks my old fashioned machismo is demeaning to her when she's obviously way more badass than I could ever hope to be!
A lovely desire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:37:37 2016 No.15828027 File: 3.33 MB, 2273x2906, #1 Shoggoth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where did the maids go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:37:43 2016 No.15828030 File: 184 KB, 564x872, 2033e479778590ef7a3b6cc350fadab9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828000 Monster girls deserve death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:38:33 2016 No.15828032 >>15828020 Another hoss pussy knight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:38:53 2016 No.15828033 >>15828027 Off to serve their masters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:39:14 2016 No.15828036 >>15828032 Looks like a goat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:40:06 2016 No.15828039 >>15828036 Well I certainly like goats. They're intelligent and friendly, unlike horses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:41:18 2016 No.15828045 >>15828039 If you're doing goat centaurs you either have to scale down the human parts of scale up the goat parts. Which do you prefer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:42:37 2016 No.15828055 File: 1.22 MB, 3264x1836, 0818161002a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how would most monsters react to being raised by different raced parents? Such as Mama Wurm and the Ryu whelp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:45:20 2016 No.15828072 >>15828055 It would be pretty weird at first but they would accept her as a fellow family member. But there are a few weird combinations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:45:30 2016 No.15828073 >>15828055 Nurture>nature, though both matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:45:39 2016 No.15828075 >>15828055 Scale up the goat parts, I don't need no little girls. >>15828055 Or Mama Ryu and the Water Wurmling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:46:06 2016 No.15828077 >>15828055 >Moose saga legos I wonder what over story brand stuff we could do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:48:46 2016 No.15828087 >>15828075 Mama Dragon and the Wurm/Ryu/Wyvern/Wock Chimera. >>15828077 A bunch. Like Spider and Fly, Joe the Chemistry Teacher, Alp with bonus action figure styled after his art with kung-fu grip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:48:52 2016 No.15828089 >>15828077 Wurm-Mart!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:50:43 2016 No.15828099 >>15828089 Or the lesser mentioned Wurm-greens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:51:04 2016 No.15828100 >>15828087 >Alp with bonus action figure styled after his art with kung-fu grip. Excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:55:05 2016 No.15828114 >>15828100 Alp the writer figurine. Styled after his artwork. At this point he is like the cousin we mock openly despite him still being family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:55:40 2016 No.15828117 >>15828114 He's drawn himself? What an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:58:35 2016 No.15828128 >>15828117 No. All we know is he's a 6'4" tall and hairy man. So we'll just use a generic fat pornstar and have it done in Alp's style.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:59:20 2016 No.15828131 File: 241 KB, 1263x1668, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've come to the realisation that Ryu is the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 11:59:52 2016 No.15828133 >>15828128 I thought he was supposed to be a manlet? Or is 6´4" manlet size in Singapore?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:00:27 2016 No.15828134 >>15828128 >6'4" maybe horizontally

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:00:31 2016 No.15828135 >>15828087 All dragons chimera must be pretty hard to handle. One second she is the smartest girl in the world, then she just goes full retard and rapes you while crying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:01:42 2016 No.15828139 >>15828131 >defined buttcheeks >no actual skin to be able to make that ass fuckable Suffering. At least polymorphing is a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:01:51 2016 No.15828141 >>15828131 Are you sure about that? If you change your mind a Ryu might fall into a deep depression.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:04:35 2016 No.15828151 >>15828139 Anon, that ass isn't for ruining. It's for softly groping

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:05:42 2016 No.15828156 >>15828141 I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:07:32 2016 No.15828163 >>15828135 Very unstable, like a Hydra. Crybaby, onee-san, retard, mellow slipnslide lover; and more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:08:04 2016 No.15828168 >>15828163 HEIL HYDRA!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:08:42 2016 No.15828170 >>15828133 I don't remember. All I know is I am still the tallest at 6'6", manlets. >>15828134 In radius?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:09:23 2016 No.15828172 I want to be a rapebait cute scholar who is accompanied by a yandere paladin!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:11:32 2016 No.15828180 >>15828151 A monstergirl butt that you can't fuck is like a burger without cheese or a tittymonster without cowprint.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:11:51 2016 No.15828182

>>15828156
Think about it anon, you are about to get a waifu. You can't just call her that because you are in Ryu season, you'll need to giver her constant love.

She'll be thinking about you wherever she is, and you'll need to answer her feelings by doing the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:12:27 2016 No.15828185 File: 169 KB, 1280x1024, Sahu fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will post this every thread until you like her! Please like her. She's a good girl and she's always wet for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:13:41 2016 No.15828190 >>15828185 anon stop

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:16:51 2016 No.15828196 >you will never masturbate your cheshire daughteru so she doesn't rape anybody

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:19:48 2016 No.15828207 >>15828182 I will devote my love to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:23:06 2016 No.15828217 >>15828185 It's like Sakura fish all over again, minus the funny edits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:27:38 2016 No.15828234 >>15828077 >you will never take your daughter to buy a Ilothe doll. >You will never see a vengeance tv series >You will never see monsters line u for a wrightfag book signing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:28:40 2016 No.15828237 >>15828217 That ones before my time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:29:39 2016 No.15828241 >>15828234 >You will never see monsters line u for a wrightfag book signing As a writefag this sounds weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:31:07 2016 No.15828252 >>15828237 It's Sakura Matou. She's eating a fish. It's posted every day until you like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:31:11 2016 No.15828253 >>15828234 >vengeance tv series Who would you have play the main charater

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:32:13 2016 No.15828256 >>15828252 I see, thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:32:15 2016 No.15828257 File: 228 KB, 700x879, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828131 Ryu are for tender loving and living a quiet life with. See also: Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:33:30 2016 No.15828260 >>15828253 Sean bean

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:34:08 2016 No.15828264 >>15828234 I want a Mari doll with squishy catmatter cushion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:37:09 2016 No.15828278 >>15828234 >vengeance tv series I'd rather see something a bit more sitcomy, like the paladin reintegration program.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:40:39 2016 No.15828291 >>15828257 I'd worship that water god

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:42:10 2016 No.15828294 >>15828027 I like Shogs, but not because they are maids. In fact I would totally date a Shog with her own job. Something that compliments her ability to make tools and shapeshift, like a cat burglar or mechanical engineer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:43:51 2016 No.15828301 >>15828260 You do know he doesn't die in everything he's in right? Granted the last two moves I saw him and he lives in were shit so that's not a good sign either

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:44:05 2016 No.15828302 Which monstergirls butt is the most ravageable?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:44:32 2016 No.15828306 >>15828302 The one that you love the most

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:44:48 2016 No.15828307 File: 527 KB, 1452x950, 1419796338249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828302 Sword.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:45:35 2016 No.15828311 File: 251 KB, 1550x1200, 1447187360916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828302

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:52:06 2016 No.15828328 >>15828302 >>15828131

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:54:31 2016 No.15828339 >>15828302 That of a loli Shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:55:01 2016 No.15828342 >>15828311 The brown one is giving me Rajang flashbacks. Fucking Caravaneer's Challenge

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:56:55 2016 No.15828346 >>15828339 Buttslut loli buttwizard healing snek?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 12:58:51 2016 No.15828351 >>15828346 No ass magic here anon, just putting your big hot thingy in her tight snekhole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:01:30 2016 No.15828362 >>15828351 Shirihebi heal you through anal sex, anon. They are literal buttslut mages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:01:43 2016 No.15828364 File: 238 KB, 600x938, 1461857359274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828339 Only if the Lolihebi is equipped with a plump backside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:02:45 2016 No.15828368 File: 1.04 MB, 1000x1702, 1472528517700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Less cringe and magical realm, more pictures.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:03:16 2016 No.15828371 >>15828362 Oh. Well ok then. >>15828364 I'd say most are, they need the extra volume there to support their snake bits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:04:36 2016 No.15828375 >>15828368 It's too early on in the thread to dump images.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:05:20 2016 No.15828378 >>15828364 Who drew this? It is bloody adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:09:49 2016 No.15828388 >>15828378 No idea, but I do know that image I posted is scanned from a traditional drawing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:09:51 2016 No.15828389 File: 173 KB, 741x1200, 1425836880917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon and the Baby Factory?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:11:24 2016 No.15828393 >>15828389 No, Anon and Staying Home So He Doesn't Get Raped

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:11:30 2016 No.15828394 >>15828362 Fat-bottomed Shirohebi white mages?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:12:14 2016 No.15828399 >>15828389 Can't wait to see the Oompa Loompas in this one

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:13:21 2016 No.15828402 >>15828399 They're just Goblins with suspenders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:13:27 2016 No.15828403 >>15828389 ... continue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:13:31 2016 No.15828405 >>15828399 >it's a gang of pygmy Jubjubs painted orange

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:14:38 2016 No.15828408 File: 268 KB, 662x700, 1394397669280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828403 There's no earthly way of knowing which way this boat is going.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:15:16 2016 No.15828413 >>15828389 Is it really ok to impregnate a Mad Hatter and spread her spores of insanity?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:15:19 2016 No.15828414 >>15828408 I'd be willing to ride it out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:15:49 2016 No.15828415 >>15828408 Charon-chan you're fired

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:19:50 2016 No.15828421 >>15828393 >implying the Mad Hatter won't break into his house and rape him there

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:23:58 2016 No.15828434 What's the interest like for monstergirl time stop fetish stories?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:25:07 2016 No.15828435 >>15828434 I don't like it, it sounds scary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:25:18 2016 No.15828438 File: 687 KB, 1197x800, 1460133328823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828389 By making babies with the Hatter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:28:21 2016 No.15828446 File: 1.04 MB, 1200x1500, 1430985136518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828389 I'm sorry for my butler leading you into this room. He thought you were a candyman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:28:54 2016 No.15828449 >>15828434 There was a sickly time Dragon discussion some months back. Otherwise I'm not into timestop since the reactions between both the monstergirl and her man/boy during sexytimes have value to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:29:16 2016 No.15828451 >>15828434 Im cool with it, though I prefer time travel/looping shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:30:15 2016 No.15828456 I want to pee on Wurm-chan while she's sleeping

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:30:30 2016 No.15828457

>>15828435
What could possibly be scary about that?

Don't you want to be hunted down by a feral blue hellhound, turning the corner down to your street and the safety of your warded house, only to find that you're suddenly running right into her claws?
Or to turn away from her in horror, just to blink and find yourself still facing the exact same direction even after doing a 180?

>>15828449
The thing I like most about timestop is the potential for fucking with physics, and the reactions when you "stack" pleasure and sensations, if you know what I mean.
That time dragon stuff sounds pretty cool though. Link?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:31:02 2016 No.15828458 >>15828456 Tungsten?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:31:34 2016 No.15828460 >>15828446 My trap alarm just went off Maybe a Steve Reeves movie will fix it, if it's not too abysmal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:31:45 2016 No.15828463 >>15828458 W-what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:32:58 2016 No.15828466 >>15828463 It's how Wurms pronounce "why" in Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:33:19 2016 No.15828468 >>15828457 >That time dragon stuff sounds pretty cool though. Link? http://i.imgur.com/Of6Lo63.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:33:30 2016 No.15828469 >>15828463 Obviously he wants to urinate molten tungsten onto a sleeping wurm to keep her warm and cover her in his scent at the same time.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:34:09 2016 No.15828471

>>15828434
They honestly don't work without a lot of thought. And you can always tell when it comes up lately that somebody just saw Gakuen de Jikan yo Tomare and said "What if that with monstergirls?" because of all the dumb idea copycat stuff like "All the touching you did while time was stopped, they feel in a single instant of mindmelting pleasure!"

So I guess in short, try to do something novel with it. If you're just painting by the numbers then don't even bother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:35:12 2016 No.15828472 >>15828469 Tungsten has like the highest melting point, I hope the Wurm won't be scalded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:41:16 2016 No.15828487 >>15828472 Please, do not corrupt the Wurms, they are pure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:43:21 2016 No.15828495 >>15828487 No they're not, they hate baths because they sink like anvils.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:43:31 2016 No.15828497 >>15828472 We talk about throwing wurms into the sun and black holes all the time. She'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:43:50 2016 No.15828498 File: 261 KB, 750x1061, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Well are you going to kiss my feet or what?" What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:44:56 2016 No.15828499 >>15828498 I'll bite your legs off!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:44:59 2016 No.15828500 >>15828498 Play footsies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:45:28 2016 No.15828501 >>15828498 Not really into femdom, but i'd lick between her toes to see what she does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:46:00 2016 No.15828502 >>15828498 Kiss away like a bitch so I don't get the cane again. Hope Apophis-chan saves me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:46:16 2016 No.15828504 >>15828498 Interlace my fingers between her toes, and kiss each individual one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:46:17 2016 No.15828505 >>15828498 Are they clean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:47:23 2016 No.15828506 >>15828498 Not into feet, but I'd gladly suckle those brown milktanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:48:24 2016 No.15828510 >>15828498 Tell her I'm not a footfag, give her leg a good yank so she slides off her throne and lands on my level, then give her a big kiss on the lips.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:50:56 2016 No.15828516 >>15828510 >how to be brutally slashed in half by guards part 1

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:52:37 2016 No.15828520 >>15828180 Cowprint is bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:53:06 2016 No.15828522 >>15828506 If you work hard enough, there's the possibility that you'll get to hold one. But that's only if you be a good boy and lick those feet >>15828505 Scrubbed with fresh water from the river Nile then moisturised with honey and milk

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:54:00 2016 No.15828527 File: 654 KB, 4095x3651, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828502 >Hope Apophis-chan saves me >Your Apophis childhood friend will never save you from a hag Pharoah Why live?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:54:23 2016 No.15828529 >>15828516 >Implying a proper dignitary would make somebody kiss their feet in public in court This isn't some Apophis-run den of hedons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:54:31 2016 No.15828530 File: 188 KB, 1000x1000, 1460347253760.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828520 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:55:19 2016 No.15828531 >>15828089 Poor Wurm-chan, always smashing through walls...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:55:30 2016 No.15828532 >>15828522 The Nile is full of crocodile poop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:56:21 2016 No.15828536 >>15828530 A sweater with proper lines does more for oppai than cowprint could ever dream of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:57:48 2016 No.15828544 >>15828536 Ribbed cowprint sweaters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:59:16 2016 No.15828545 >>15828468 Wow. Fucking creative, and romantic as shit. >>15828471 Never watched that hentai, but you're right, the idea is a little stale if it's kind of the go-to thing for doujins with that mechanic to use most commonly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:59:31 2016 No.15828549 >>15828536 This. Cowprint is dumb. Only good animal prints are tiger print and leopard print anyhow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 13:59:39 2016 No.15828550 >>15828544 You're diluting the sweater puppies effect, not emphasizing it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:00:18 2016 No.15828554 >>15828527 The snake witch is dead. She was defeated by the Pharaohs army.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:01:37 2016 No.15828558 >>15828498 Kiss the foot-paws of her Anubis assistant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:02:37 2016 No.15828565 >>15828554 Then I will become completely apathetic to my situation, thus obtaining the powers of The Grey Lantern Corps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:04:10 2016 No.15828573 >>15828388 Traditional?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:05:25 2016 No.15828575 >>15828558 You'll get to kiss those aswell. But you have to show your respect to the Pharaoh first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:05:56 2016 No.15828577 >>15828554 >She was defeated by the Pharaohs army. Yeah, that's what Pharaoh wants you to think. In reality all it took was one kind man to actually approach the Apophis and propose, but that doesn't look as good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:06:18 2016 No.15828580 >>15828573 Traditional mediums. Basically stuff drawn on paper or a canvas or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:08:36 2016 No.15828586 >>15828554 That's not true! That's impossible!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:08:56 2016 No.15828588 >>15828573 Pen or pencil or whatever on physical paper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:09:26 2016 No.15828590 >>15828586 Search your heart. You know it to be true!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:10:11 2016 No.15828594 >>15828575 But that's unfair. If a man has eyes only for an anubis, his lips should be only for that anubis too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:10:15 2016 No.15828595 >>15828590 NOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:13:10 2016 No.15828606 >>15828594 Anon, you're a brave warrior for the kingdom, she'll give you the Anubis' hand in marriage. But It doesn't matter what position you hold, to gain her trust for her to hand over your Anubis waifu. You need to kiss her feet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:15:33 2016 No.15828613 >>15828606 Fine. But just a peck on the tips of her toes. Using false lips like in that older Batman movie with Poison Ivy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:17:45 2016 No.15828621 Oppai loli arachnes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:18:04 2016 No.15828622 >>15828613 >"That's not good enough anon, give them a real kiss. I can easily have you thrown in a dungeon for disobeying the Pharaoh's word."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:18:58 2016 No.15828626 >>15828606 I don't see why a deep, heart-forward bow wouldn't suffice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:19:02 2016 No.15828628 >>15828621 Huge /fit/ Hobgoblin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:19:52 2016 No.15828629 >>15828622 This is how you get someone to bribe Sandwurm-chan to take a detour through the capital.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:19:55 2016 No.15828630 >>15828621 Normal oppai Arachnes already look great due to posture, so a pailoli Arachne would look amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:20:23 2016 No.15828632 >>15828628 That would be nice. Would she let me princess carry her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:21:21 2016 No.15828634 File: 257 KB, 800x800, 024cccd3-9440-41f0-ad8b-9f0aeb18f7eb..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slime girls are best girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:22:19 2016 No.15828635 >>15828634 Get out

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:22:38 2016 No.15828637 >>15828622 Fine. But I'll be looking at her with pity, if she has to stoop to such petty methods to get at me and receive affection from someone. And I'll run right off afterwards to nuzzle the anubis advisor's private parts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:23:36 2016 No.15828639 >>15828628 Shy, tomboy, mildly /fit/ Mindflayers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:23:39 2016 No.15828640 >>15828634 That elf looks like she's having fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:24:34 2016 No.15828643 >>15828637 >"Good boy. Now tell me, how do they taste?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:24:58 2016 No.15828645 >>15828630 Even better if she's a himedere who puffs up her chest in pride and demands you praise her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:28:22 2016 No.15828649 >>15828643 The pharaoh's feet smell like sand and skin. Anubis paws' smell of the comforting musk of fur, rose flowers from her body wash, the scent being locked in by her fur, and various spices from when she was doing jobs in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:30:29 2016 No.15828652 >>15828649 More like dirt, from constantly dusting wherever she walks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:32:13 2016 No.15828655 >>15828652 Please. The mummies do the menial jobs like cleaning and dusting. Anubis has a kingdom's infrastructure to support, servants and slaves to delegate and order, and a pharaoh's schedule to maintain, after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:34:37 2016 No.15828658 >>15828655 >>15828649 >the Pharaoh finally allows you to have an Anubis hand in marriage >she rejects you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:35:44 2016 No.15828660 >>15828632 >muscle girls being carried This goes against everything I thought but I'm okay with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:36:27 2016 No.15828662 >>15828311 The heart beam being fired by their tails is too strong!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:38:03 2016 No.15828665 >>15828660 The best way to put heartpupils in her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:38:53 2016 No.15828667 >>15828655 >>15828658 That's what you get for responding to a footfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:39:35 2016 No.15828669 >>15828643 Like bossiness, excel spreadsheets and all-day meetings!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:40:49 2016 No.15828671 >>15828658 Time to become a villain. >>15828669 Wait, I thought that was the pharaoh asking how her feet tasted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:42:09 2016 No.15828674 I want to wrangle wurms!!!

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:42:28 2016 No.15828675

>>15828639
>All the other Mindflayer are doing weird stuff in their underground society and corrupting humans left and right
>Meanwhile she lives in a small cabin near a beach and spends all her time swimming and practicing various sports
>Humans run whenever they see her as if they were in the path of a charging Wurm
>She has to feed on seafood instead of delicious human thoughts
>At least it's a protein rich diet
>Sometimes she wonders if she would have been better off being born as a regular Scylla
>She just wants a friend to play with

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:42:56 2016 No.15828677 >>15828669 >tfw you're sexually aroused by well structured spreadsheets Its a good feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:43:12 2016 No.15828678 >>15828671 Nothing says 'Anubis' more than a meeting where you spend all day at the table slumped over while she barks about business stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:45:24 2016 No.15828681 >>15828678 I'd like to slump over an anubis while she barks about business stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:46:07 2016 No.15828682 I left my laptop open and my brother saw the monster girls, what do. Do I need to Abel him to protect my shameful secret?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:47:39 2016 No.15828684 >>15828675 Thats a pretty cute Mindflayer. I would compete with her on the beach, take her on a date, and then take her flaying virginity with really lewd thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:48:01 2016 No.15828687 >>15828681 >Hours of ravaging her rump. >She's not even tired and she's still going on about payrolls, sales and administrative duties. >Won't let you pull out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:48:36 2016 No.15828688 >>15828681 I'd like to have an Anubis sit in my lap, cuddling her while she barks out orders at a meeting! >>15828682 There are worse things than having a fetish that's millennia old.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:49:53 2016 No.15828691 >>15828687 >you'd swear she's gone over this slide before but, nobody is really paying attention

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:50:00 2016 No.15828692 >>15828688 I'd love to do that with a plump loli anubis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:50:37 2016 No.15828694 >>15828682 Hope he forgets about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:51:02 2016 No.15828695 >>15828682 Nothing. In comparison to what could be categorised as "degenerate fetishes", having a Monstergirl fetish is pretty vanilla

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:51:13 2016 No.15828696 >>15828580 >>15828588 So hand drawn?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:51:30 2016 No.15828699 >>15828688 You know what other fetish is millenia old?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:52:07 2016 No.15828700 >>15828696 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:52:42 2016 No.15828701 >>15828682 Samw thing happened to me. Brother just said Kitsune are better than Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:52:55 2016 No.15828702 >>15828699 Most of them? I was more pointing out just how well documented Monster Girls are by comparison.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:53:01 2016 No.15828703 >>15828681 I want to be a house husband for a busy working Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:53:34 2016 No.15828706 >>15828701 >Brother just said Kitsune are better than Dragons. Kill your brother >But he's my brothe- KILL YOUR BROTHER

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:55:09 2016 No.15828710 File: 517 KB, 1000x1077, 154987453343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828687 Since the dawn of time, Anubis' have told people what to do in a bossy manner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:56:01 2016 No.15828711 >>15828701 Tell your brother that no one can be that wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:57:58 2016 No.15828716 >>15828710 Id take orders from her

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:58:04 2016 No.15828717 >>15828701 He's a man of taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:59:43 2016 No.15828723 >>15828701 Tell him they're both equally good

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 14:59:53 2016 No.15828725 >>15828701 What about Kitsune-Dragons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:00:20 2016 No.15828727 >>15828701 Tell him he's a faggot and to wear a tail buttplug if he likes them so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:00:58 2016 No.15828728 File: 218 KB, 1333x2000, 1448933430157-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828701 Good to see someone in that family has non-shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:01:02 2016 No.15828729 >>15828701 Tell him he has inferior tastes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:01:39 2016 No.15828730 >>15828701 I like Dragons, but fluffy tails are hard to beat. He's got a point.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:05:44 2016 No.15828736

>>15828682
Talk to him about it. He's your brother, he'll understand that a man is entitled to his own tastes. If not he's a pussy ass shitlord who needs to not encroach on what people do behind closed doors.
Still not as bad as my cousin finding all my incest hentai and some pics of her I stole from her facebook of her at the beach or pool in a bikini.
It's been almost a year since it happened and she can't even look me in the eye, let alone talk to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:10:57 2016 No.15828746 >>15828701 Hah. Freaking casual.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:16:14 2016 No.15828753

>>15828736
HAHAHAHAHA
oh thanks for that, i needed to remember I wasn't the shittiest human being out there today.

no but seriously guy with the brother, your only option is to figure out his fetish and expose the fuck out of him before he can do the same to you. I advise putting some disturbing illegal shit on his computer and blowing the whistle on it, thereby making your stuff tame in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:16:23 2016 No.15828755 File: 1009 KB, 3120x2388, 1466792207588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828725 What would the fluff-to-scales ratio be? Also, anyone have that Latenight image of those tiny Dragons sleeping on an anons body?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:21:00 2016 No.15828768 >>15828755 You know, it's written Dragon's Layer in MGE A common misconception

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:26:48 2016 No.15828781 >>15828634 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:32:12 2016 No.15828792 File: 2.10 MB, 1771x2509, Fluffly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828755 Maybe a bit of fluff under the scales?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:32:59 2016 No.15828797 Tell me some interesting facts about your personal setting. Yes, you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:33:33 2016 No.15828801 >>15828755 50:40:10 skin to scales to fluff

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:33:40 2016 No.15828802 >>15828792 That can work. Also, how does Ilothe sleep with that yuge head crest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:34:05 2016 No.15828805 >>15828781 Meh, it's no worse than the usual monstergirl stuff. It's not pure love yuri. It's straight up corruption, which is normal fare.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:34:30 2016 No.15828806 >>15828797 You can use fancy magic with spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:34:57 2016 No.15828808 >>15828805 Not him but it's still yuri and yuri is never usual fare here. So you know, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:35:39 2016 No.15828811 >>15828802 I've slept with glasses before, I'm sure it's almost the same.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:37:17 2016 No.15828815

>>15828797
Monstergirls can get pregnant as easily as human women. Yes, this means that unless you use some sort of contraceptive, your monstergirl waifu will be constantly pregnant.

There are a lot of different magical contraceptives, but the most popular is a womb tattoo thats like a runic heart. As long as the girl has the tattoo, she wont get pregnant.

If you continue to fill a monstergirls womb with cum, until her womb is swollen and bulging, you can fracture the magic tattoo, and force her to become pregnant

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:37:35 2016 No.15828818

>>15828808
Did you forget the story we had just recently of a shog turning a girl into another shog? Exactly the same thing.
It's the Dark Slime's entire schtick. And the parasite slime. Literally any MG does it just with their DE.

There's a reason people get up in arms over yuri, but that isn't it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:38:14 2016 No.15828821 >>15828797 The original demon realm capital is like a reverse Bermuda Triangle. Weird stuff falls into it from all sorts of dimensions. It's how they knew places like earth were real long before they ever figured out how to get there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:38:45 2016 No.15828823 >>15828701 He's right though.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:39:04 2016 No.15828826
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>>15828797
If a monstergirls breasts are large enough, they can lactate like Holsts.
Undead Kingdoms can be accessed via crypts, tombs, and abandoned buildings.
Large structures can exist as their own Spirit/Demon Realms, like a Vampires castle for instance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:39:23 2016 No.15828828 >>15828797 Mamono Mana has made the sex toy industry much more versatile. Things that were impossible or semi-possible but could also cause death are now perfectly safe and totally possible!

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:42:18 2016 No.15828839

>>15828818
>Did you forget the story we had just recently of a shog turning a girl into another shog?
Didn't see it or I would have told it to get lost too.

Parasite slimes are hated. Dark slimes are never talked about. Most corruption anybody bothers with here is certainly not by yuri sex. You really have no leg to stand on. Yuri is not suddenly okay just because it's not muh pure love nonsense. That part of MGE falls under the same aversion as Siths and similar undesirables.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:42:19 2016 No.15828840

>>15828815
>There are a lot of different magical contraceptives, but the most popular is a womb tattoo thats like a runic heart. As long as the girl has the tattoo, she wont get pregnant.
Lewd.
>If you continue to fill a monstergirls womb with cum, until her womb is swollen and bulging, you can fracture the magic tattoo, and force her to become pregnant
Ultra lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:44:48 2016 No.15828845 >>15828839 >Dark slimes are never talked about. Except several times in the last week since they're smart slimes and have cores.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:45:16 2016 No.15828847

>>15828797
Dragons are super strong, to the point that their king is 100% unaffected by the DL's little tricks.
Merely claiming the title of DL gives you a big level boost.
Not-Leviathan rules the seas and wrecks the face of anyone who thinks otherwise.
Airships have a tough time due to a very pesky Wyvern with feathery scales destroying any she comes across.
Kitsune have settlements everywhere. Some are on an island and are born with 2 tails from the getgo, while another group lives on a continent full of JRPG super bosses as random encounters.
Snake types are lazy, but still manage to stay fit.
There are countless elemental spirits, the main 4 are just the most well known and most powerful for their element.
You can form pacts with things, like Drakengard, for power or quick healing at the cost of having your soul linked to another's.
Mari's cat multiplies constantly, causing her to get rid of them by mailing them to people.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:45:26 2016 No.15828849

>>15828797
Most monstergirl infants are born as mature as a 1 year old human infant.

Monstergirls hardly eve need to go to the bathroom, most of their waste is expelled as demon energy.

Yes, this is really just because I despise babies and don't like thinking about monstergirls going to the bathroom. Fight me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:45:52 2016 No.15828851 File: 220 KB, 900x900, Slime_carrier.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828839 Im not that guy, but your words ring hollow because nobody hates Slime Carriers, especially after the latest bonus art shows them walking around all civilized.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:46:45 2016 No.15828854 >>15828851 >Nobody hate parasites Good one, anon. Just like nobody hates ropers and matangos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:47:12 2016 No.15828855 >>15828797 Mamono can give birth to male humans. Yes, blood related incest is possible.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:49:06 2016 No.15828862

>>15828797
If you believe something strongly enough, it generates its own form of spirit energy that might have an effect on monster girls. This means that mountaintop hermitages actually deflect monster girls, because they focus on seclusion. This turns abbeys and such where people with a vow of chastity reside into almost insurmountably defended strongholds rather then rape parties all the time.
It also means that if you either love someone or think you love someone, you'll get the same "don't rape me i'm married" aura if it's strong enough. If you only think you love someone, they can still feel a different way which will radiate your broken smile in roughly a mile's radius, making all girls sensitive enough to pick up the changes of spirit energy significantly sadder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:49:07 2016 No.15828864 File: 631 KB, 696x893, Roper_pt4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828854 Nah, ropers and matangos nobody seems to like, but Slime Carriers are fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:49:16 2016 No.15828866 >>15828851 I fucking hate them and ropers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:49:21 2016 No.15828867 >>15828839 This.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:50:09 2016 No.15828869

>>15828839
Well, then you'd be a minority out of a bunch of poeple who liked the story.

Parasite slimes have been getting some favourable discussion recently, dark slimes are occasionally brought up, and you can't use "well, they're not talked about" as an argument to exclude them, because then you'd just be excluding half the MGE.
You've forgotten the very reason why people have such an averse reaction to yuri in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:50:52 2016 No.15828871 >>15828847 >Mari's cat multiplies constantly, causing her to get rid of them by mailing them to people. Oh damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:51:01 2016 No.15828872 >>15828849 >Monstergirls hardly eve need to go to the bathroom, most of their waste is expelled as demon energy. Finally, a way to justify this. >>15828862 This is good stuff too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:52:10 2016 No.15828875 >>15828871 It's like Gremlins. Only they're catmatters instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:52:23 2016 No.15828877 >>15828864 >host is a meat puppet for the slime >steals the host memories and commandeers its brain >liked This is just silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:56:01 2016 No.15828886 >>15828869 I can't believe you pulled the vocal minority card. I'm out. Enjoy the backlash if you keep that stuff up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:56:19 2016 No.15828887 >>15828877 Thats litterally no different than the DL corrupting a human women into a sex factory herself. The only difference is DL uses magic, and parasites use biology.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:56:23 2016 No.15828888

>>15828797
MGCs in demon realms are developed far closer to modern civilization when compared to the human realms. When it comes to picking men, an individual skilled in spirit energy manipulation is naturally considered a more appealing pick, because they will (after coming around to loving their waifu) power up far more quickly and easily than the average individual. This includes mages and clerics for 'soft' SE manipulation outside of the body that helps develop and nourish a demon realm, and 'hard' warrior type SE users that personally strengthen themselves and their waifus. Heroes though strong in their own right are often thought of as 'a chance to cuck the CG' by some circles of very powerful monstergirls, and though this isn't always the case it has been the spark of several happy marriages.

Incubi really are just augmented humans who have had the limits on their SE capacity removed, and a bit of DE corruption so as to promote its growth. Heroes have been augmented with Divine Energy, which is like a concentrated spirit energy. Their capacity hasn't actually changed, just their quality. Succubi are the best and most efficient at converting this energy, meaning their power spikes much more quickly when they obtain a husband. Other monstergirls need time to receive the same gains, though constant exposure to their husband's spirit energy will lessen the gap here.

A 'defeating the party' fetish is pretty common among younger monstergirls, as a residual effect from the DLs of old. Thus, adventurers are more popular targets than cityfolk or farmers. This seems like it would contrast with the more modernized society of the monstergirls, but many of them find human society to be rustic and romantic in its own way, and a human boy's fascination with their 'magic tools' can be very cute in its own way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:58:16 2016 No.15828897 >>15828887 Being brainwashed and being nothing but wetware for another animal are totally different things anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:58:59 2016 No.15828898 >>15828886 >Good story everyone liked, literally no controversy around it >"I'm sure I would've told it to fuck off though" What else is there to say? You're just being purposely obtuse at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 15:59:38 2016 No.15828901 >>15828806 This is cannon to MGE you understand? There are human mages, they just don't get the raw powah of DE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:00:00 2016 No.15828902 >>15828877 >steals memories and commandeers brain Just like normal MGE fare, then.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:02:42 2016 No.15828907

>>15828797
I've already mentioned most of them. DE is much weaker then it is in the MGE. It only affects humans when it's concentrated into something like a spell or venom.

Getting into MGC is extremely competitive as it's the only way most monstergirls will get a husband. Since the humans won the war and control the tests and education needed to get into the city i the first place this allows them to easily control the desperate monstergirls. Many of them are unhappy about this.

It is rare for monstergirls to be found outside of MGC on Earth. Some gained visas to work or travel there, but most snuck out of the city or scattered and hid themselves before the war ended and the situation was controlled.

If a human woman monsterizes she is still roughly the equivalent of her age in monster years. A middle aged woman will be a middle aged kitsune.

>>15828821
What kind of stuff would even end up there?

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:03:26 2016 No.15828910

>>15828898
Posting something once and people letting it slide is not evidence that everyone likes it or there's no controversy. Depends on the time of day it's posted, whether people think it's bait, whether people are tired and don't want a fight, loads of things.

There's always been odd examples of people doing dumb stuff like talking about futa, watersports, feeding, whatever without a thread implosion at a particular time. That happening one time does not make it accepted.

The very fact that you have multiple people taking issue with that sort of thing right now indicates the opposite.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:03:31 2016 No.15828911

>>15828897
Well yeah those are different, but good thing that's not what happens with parasite victims then.

The victim and the parasite merge to become a single standalone creature ie: just like demon corruption. They may look or act like victims, but that's just a baiting tactic to attract males.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:05:29 2016 No.15828920 >>15828910 Not that guy but the Shog story was good and you should read it.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:06:06 2016 No.15828923

>>15828797
>2D monstergirl version of our 1930's.
All countries have a primary species that conforms most of its population.
Wars sometimes are fought to get more males, they're considered a resource (is just that there aren't as many as monstergirls want, so they have to fight for them).
Fascist states are matriarchal societies.
Democracies are well, democracies, but in some countries men can't vote until they're 30.
There are three big blocks or alliances.
DE is a thing, although does not have the same name, and only exists to match lifespans and nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:06:08 2016 No.15828924 >>15828911 The host mind is subsumed by the slime. That's how they become one. It's not half slime and half girlie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:07:17 2016 No.15828927 File: 1.71 MB, 1169x1700, 452462347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828923 Forgot to say that I wanted to ask for help here to fill Europe's map of species, but I didn't know if it was thread related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:07:27 2016 No.15828928 >>15828797 Parasite Slimes have no sentience/intelligence of their own; rather they are a sort of systematic infection of slime base cells. The host must contend with escalating monstrous urges but otherwise retain their own personality and autonomy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:07:29 2016 No.15828931 >>15828923 Why not being unable to vote unless they're married?

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:08:00 2016 No.15828933

>>15828910
Sometimes, sensible people know how to avoid bait without destroying a whole thread with such an implosion.
What multiple people right now? So far, only you've been replying.

And are you really saying that people are "letting the shog story slide"?
Because at that point, you're just making junk up. "Oh, people liked it this time, but I bet they'll hate the same thing next time!"
Really, dude?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:08:09 2016 No.15828935 File: 331 KB, 1000x553, Unicorn Natural Habitat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You better watch out for that Unicorn anon, she's a real killer.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:08:51 2016 No.15828938

>>15828847
Also
Doing anything that may really fuck with the world's balance will cause every single Dragon to go apeshit and kill/destroy the cause. They are basically police.
Man is much weaker in the present than in the past. Green fighters have trouble fighting slimes, where green ones in the past could take on Minotaurs and such with ease.
Magic uses mana normally, but it can have something else used instead.
Elemental magic is utterly devastating when aided by local spirits/great spirit of the same element.
Silver Dragons are often called Magic Dragons. Their scales and bones can be used to make divine misical instruments, which has made what few remain very unstrusting of others.
Griffon's are utterly prideful, but dumb.
The current DL is the 2nd weakest DL in history.
The CG is very unstable, and is a neatfreak. The main reason she doesn't directly do anything is due to not wanting a bunch of pissed off Dragons tearing her apart.
A Loli Echidna will never stop following you, so don't bother telling her to leave and save yourself a headache.
All Girtablilu like being on another person's back, as it reminds them of their youth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:10:26 2016 No.15828949 >>15828927 So what, like... Germany has Dragons, Russia is full of Jinkos, and the English are Holstaurs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:11:28 2016 No.15828953 >>15828949 More like England is full of Houri.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:12:27 2016 No.15828956 >>15828935 Remember: bicorns are just sluts who want you to fuck your real waifu on their backs.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:12:54 2016 No.15828960

>>15828924
>And then the slime’s monstrous desire to seek and love men will meld into and mix with the host’s mind, such that they are interchangeable, and a new monster called a “slime carrier” will be born that has a lewd mind fixated on love and pleasure like a slime while still retaining the superior intellect and advanced thinking capabilities of a human.

Im sorry but you're just wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:13:06 2016 No.15828961 >>15828935 I have my White Horn wife so I'm safe.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:13:30 2016 No.15828964

>>15828938
>A Loli Echidna will never stop following you, so don't bother telling her to leave and save yourself a headache.
She can't tell me what to do!
>All Girtablilu like being on another person's back, as it reminds them of their youth.
Their comfort as backpacks is probably debatable.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:14:27 2016 No.15828967

>>15828953
Maybe? I like a mix of both. During the wars England always liked to have the face of the average individual keeping a stiff upper lip in the face of horrors. A Holst protecting her husbando in the face of a Dragon somehow seems more impressive than a Valkyrie doing so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:15:47 2016 No.15828971 >>15828961 What if...White Horn Unicorn?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:15:50 2016 No.15828972 >>15828949 More or less, except that all the girls you said are wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:15:53 2016 No.15828973 >>15828964 But the smile on that Girty's face when she is on your back is priceless.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:18:27 2016 No.15828982

>>15828933
>What multiple people right now? So far, only you've been replying.
Take a look again. At least three took issue with this.
>>15828634

And I don't particularly care whether anyone thought a particular shog story was good or bad. It's just ludicrous to say that because the thread didn't explode at one story that suddenly now yuri is hunky dory.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:18:29 2016 No.15828983

>>15828797
Most men become monster-pussy addict after a single rape

Monster girls instincts cause them to do things even if they don't know why they are doing it

Monster girls rarely have any serious conflicts but if one does occur it is more often than not solved by just showing off their power/aura

The order isn't a thing but there are human-only countries who dislike monstergirls, and those countries are pretty much shitholes that only remain untouched because they are good at pumping out human boys who leave it to go with monster girls

There are a few dimensions that anyone can go to and live in. More can be created by very powerful monsters at any time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:18:32 2016 No.15828984 >>15828972 Burgerland is full of dark matters and wurms then? All strength and no intelligence, but fuck messing with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:18:32 2016 No.15828985 >>15828971 We don't know much about White Horn (other than she looks great) so I can't really imagine much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:20:04 2016 No.15828987 >>15828984 Burgerland is still blank.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:20:06 2016 No.15828988

>>15828797
Spirit energy is more malleable.
There are normal monsters that are treated as another faction ruled by another god.
You can beat monster girls if you train enough.
Some people are evil.
Diseases and death exists. You can extend your life time by methods like rituals or eating certain things.

Those are only some of them, but it's basically just a normal fantasy setting.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:21:49 2016 No.15828994

>>15828938
>A Loli Echidna will never stop following you, so don't bother telling her to leave and save yourself a headache.
>You'll never have an Echidna childhood friend who starts getting really lewd when the two of you hit your teenage years.
>She'll never pin you to your bed on the night of your 16th birthday while breathing heavily and drooling slightly.
>She'll never tell you how she's been waiting so long for you to be legal even though she's only a couple months older than you.
>She'll never gesture to a contraceptive tattoo on her stomach and tell you there's no need to worry about having kids just yet.
>She'll never tell you that there'll be plenty of time for that after she learns your weak spots and you learn hers before grabbing your hands and forcing you to grope her considerable chest.
>You'll never wake up the next day in the afternoon after hours upon hours of rough birthday sex with her clinging to your side with a big goofy smile on her sleeping face.
Suffering is here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:21:59 2016 No.15828996 >>15828960 That essentially says the slime uses the human as a living processor. They're pretty much just big gooey Goa'uld.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:22:31 2016 No.15828999
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>>15828985
Sure we do.

We know she's the most /fa/ waifu in all of MGE.

Then we combine that with the most pure waifu in all of MGE.

Truly the perfect girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:22:52 2016 No.15829001 What makes your waifu special to you anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:23:55 2016 No.15829004 >>15829001 What doesn't make her special to me? The answer is nothing. I can't think of something I don't love about her. Or did you want me to be more specific?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:24:15 2016 No.15829005 >>15828847 >Mari's cat multiplies constantly, causing her to get rid of them by mailing them to people. That's just great.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:24:33 2016 No.15829007

>>15828996
I always kind of thought that Slime Carriers were a symbiotic relationship that co-operated to get men after the human portion becomes lewd.
Also that the slime can eventually learn how to form a slimy doppelganger of the human girl for tag team sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:25:42 2016 No.15829012 Any stories based on seduction rather than rape?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:25:49 2016 No.15829013 >>15828797 Dragon's general resistance to the Demon Lord's corrupting influence is carried not just in their wills, but their physical bodies. Therefore, materials created using things such as their scales or teeth are corruption-resistant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:26:22 2016 No.15829016 >>15829005 Just imagine opening your door one day to find a few Dark Matter catgirls that tackle you to the ground and rape you senseless before starting to laze around the house. Thanks Mari.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:26:34 2016 No.15829017

>>15828938
Behemoths are basically hyper aggressive Cowgirls with a taste for meat. They vent built up sexual frustration by violently attacking anything nearby if they can't find a man.
Echidna are booted out at 8-10 by their moms so they can find a dungeon and camp there until an adventurer comes along. Finding a full grown one means she has been there a long time.
Sandworms have REALLY good memory, and remember people by the sounds they make.
All young Apophi shout "HELP! HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!" if you hit them.
Holsts are warm and come in all sizes.
Mummies are really attached to the jars holding their organs.
Some Egypt themed Liches do exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:28:23 2016 No.15829024 >>15829005 It's all fun and games until there are 100 of them and you don't know what to do with them. Other than tell them to turn into lego blocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:31:00 2016 No.15829029 >>15828131 Good job anon, you transcended to good taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:31:52 2016 No.15829033 >>15828999 Doesn't change the fact I want her profiel and it to be translated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:32:27 2016 No.15829036 >>15829012 http://pastebin.com/QxMVwPRg http://pastebin.com/gFK4uqeS http://pastebin.com/6PKKpjC4 http://pastebin.com/DPRUBqPp http://pastebin.com/Bba7DWCJ There are definitely more, so if anyone wants to add some feel free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:38:04 2016 No.15829057 >>15828797 Demon Realm Silver can phase through most things including armor, which is why the order got stomped at every opportunity

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:38:55 2016 No.15829062

>>15828907
>What kind of stuff would even end up there?
A book, somebody's fridge, a person, something familiar from an alternate reality, an unfathomable abomination from beyond the stars. Most of it is like saving an icy fragment of a crashed comet though. Unless the world it came from is in extreme close alignment, the living things die and the objects disintegrate after a short time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:40:01 2016 No.15829067 >>15829001 Her determination, her smile, her strength holy shit that bitch is strong and the fact she accepted me even with my flaws. I love her lots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:40:52 2016 No.15829070 >>15829067 Is it a dragon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:41:16 2016 No.15829071 Hey anon, a loli mucus toad has come forwards and wants to know if you have heard of the Deep Ones. Do you come to the meeting on the pamphlet and get yourself a free wife?

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:41:33 2016 No.15829075

>>15828692
>Your plump, plush lolinubis wants to learn to drive
>Even if she's too young to learn right away, you figure you can give her some lessons like any good dad
>Even if you're not actually her dad, the dynamic between you two slips between father/daughter and husband/wife with natural ease
>So you drive out to some empty lot of abandoned land outside the city, where you won't be caught
>Lolinubis crawls over onto your lap and takes the wheel
>She can barely see over her own paws on it
>Maybe this isn't the best idea, but her tail's wagging so hard against your stomach, and her weight has a delightfully warm comfort to it
>Her feet can't reach the pedals, so you compromise, letting her put her paws over your own feet on the pedals
>She's so serious and eager to learn at the same time, as you walk her through the basics
>Clutch, gears, acceleration, braking, and so on
>She nods after your explanation, but when she's ready to go, she pauses and looks up at you, turning to catch your eyes
>"Uh, could you lift me a bit higher? Please?"
>How could you resist?
>With both hands, you reach under her and clutch at her godlike rear, using your palms as a seat for that perfect softness
>Countless hours of princess carrying, leg-dangling standing sex, play-wrestling and workouts for the sake of being huge for her have toned your body
>Combined with the fact that her ass feels heavenly in your fingers, and you could hold her like this for hours
>Now able to see, she stutteringly starts the car and slowly drives around in meandering circles
>As the initial anxiety fades and her ears come back up from the sides of her head, she starts to enjoy it more and more
>Her confidence builds in a matter of minutes, and soon she's changing gears, making use of the straights to build up speed, and generally having a blast
>The abandoned land is pretty bumpy, however, and each small jolt makes her bounce back down on your lap
>You notice the curve of her rump against your crotch more and more
>Her back pressing against your chest
>The scent of her luscious black hair
>Her sweet, melodious voice every time she whoops or asks if she did something well
>And the fact that, over the course of several minutes, you notice she seems to be intentionally driving over bumpy patches of road more and more
>You ask her what she's doing, trying your hardest to suppress your boner
>She just smiles innocently like the anubian angel she is
>Almost an hour and a half later, the sun's starting to set, and you are fighting the urge to fuck her right there in the driver's seat like Guts resisting the Beast of Darkness
>The anubis is shivering so much she can't even hold the wheel straight
>So you tell her to park up and shut the engine off
>Then you open the door and just carry her out, laying her down on the hood of the car
>Making sure your arms are cradling her butt and head from the hard frame of the car, you pepper her collar with kisses as she clumsily pulls down her skirt and panties
>She closes her eyes, relaxing and giggling as you lavish her body with your mouth
>When you finally stick it in her, the force of your bucking and thrusting into her are probably enough to half the life of your car's suspension
>After nightfall, as you drive back home with her sleeping in the passenger seat, you don't doubt for a second that it was worth it, though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:42:06 2016 No.15829078 >>15829070 Aww how did you know? Pretty obvious at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:43:10 2016 No.15829080 File: 278 KB, 850x508, 1465440156293.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never ravage and spank a fat Cheshire butt while she squeals and ahegaos through her pizza box portal

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:44:58 2016 No.15829088 >>15829078 I just didn't understand the "She'd accept me for my flaws" part

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:45:14 2016 No.15829090 >>15829080 >You will never order that pizza everyday so you can enjoy that same cat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:45:14 2016 No.15829091 >>15829078 I think the crippling self esteem issues blatantly implied in the post made it easier to guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:47:20 2016 No.15829098 >>15829080 >>15829090 So what happens if I pull them out through the boxes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:48:36 2016 No.15829104 >>15829091 I know I said "despite my flaws" but it was just to make it more meaningful. The only problems I have is the fear of taking the first step and anger problems, I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:50:08 2016 No.15829110 >>15829098 She becomes kuudere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:52:16 2016 No.15829117 File: 126 KB, 456x448, 1461113982007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15829098 Well, do you want that Cheshires belly to be gravid with kittens 9 months down the line?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:52:45 2016 No.15829119 >>15829001 She's cute and underrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:54:24 2016 No.15829125 File: 981 KB, 2000x1335, Smug + Genki = Love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15829117 Gonna fuck those Cheshire Twins full of kittens. And I'll take responsibility too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:55:20 2016 No.15829127 >>15829075 >not giving her a boost with your erection You had one job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:55:21 2016 No.15829128 >>15829080 I'd rather put that hot sauce to good use seeing as they stole my pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 16:55:21 2016 No.15829129 Witches are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:00:02 2016 No.15829139 >>15829127 Damn. Next time, then. With enhancement spells so that even if she takes in the whole dick, its length and girth will force her to be boosted up by it. Like a dick-puppet.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:00:36 2016 No.15829143

>>15828797
I've got a bunch of headcannon about the invertebrate monstergirls.

Examples:
-Ants and Bees have grub-like larvae and they care for every single one in the colony. The young are not sentient until after growing and metamorphosing into the mature form, intelligent but mostly lacking in memories.

-Devilbugs give live birth, usually as twins or triplets, but have comparatively brief pregnancies. Their young are nymphs (very small but otherwise adult-shaped) rather than larva. They grow normally instead of metamorphosing, and develop mentally more or less like human children do. They are not as unintelligent as the encyclopedia suggests; most species simply lack vocal cords. However, a few large tropical species are quite articulate and sing beautifully.

-Arachne lay hundreds of eggs into a silk sac and care for/guard them until they hatch. Spiderlings are very small and more monstrous than their mature state; they hang around the mother's territory and hunt smaller prey (or steal scraps from mom). The mother mostly ignores them as minor pests until they grow large enough to gain more humanoid aspects and intelligence. Mortality rates are high among hatchlings, which is a bit of a shock for both husbands and other monstergirls unfamiliar with arachne.

-Scorpion pregnancies are infrequent, but they give birth to dozens of nymphs at a time. They care for all of them and the young often share territory for most of their lives. Scorp's family culture is probably the one closest to humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:01:14 2016 No.15829146 File: 281 KB, 900x1758, Weird Fishes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing this. Nereid: http://pastebin.com/wienVbfT

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:03:33 2016 No.15829150 >>15829075 I want to make her pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:06:15 2016 No.15829153 >>15829143 >Arachne lay hundreds of eggs into a silk sac and care for/guard them until they hatch I only ever saw Arachnes as having clutches of 3-5 daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:06:23 2016 No.15829154 >>15829143 In my setting Scorpions are roughly similar, though a few have a good relationship with Sandworms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:07:37 2016 No.15829156 >>15829146 Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:08:35 2016 No.15829158 >>15829150 But she's still young. And she'll be even plumper, and start developing her breasts early. And it'll be your job to be with her almost 24/7 to support her through all aspects of childbirth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:10:09 2016 No.15829165 Who's the cutest monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:10:40 2016 No.15829168 >>15829158 Can she or the kid even live through thay considering how underdeveloped she is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:11:10 2016 No.15829170 >>15829165 Hellhound and Cheshire Cat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:11:41 2016 No.15829171 >>15829165 Ushi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:13:25 2016 No.15829176 File: 131 KB, 1000x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15829165 Is it even a competition?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:13:51 2016 No.15829178 >>15829165 The fluffy ones and maybe familiar.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:14:05 2016 No.15829180

>>15828797
Still trying to work on the details but might as well.

There's a powerful Lilim in the north who rules her kingdom.
The Lilim's best friend is a Lich who she helped on the path to becoming what she is.
The kingdom itself is large with a reasonable population but it's mostly spread out into small towns and villages with some of the more wild girls preferring the mountains and caves.
In one of the jungle regions of the setting, there's an area controlled by a tribe of brown Jinkos who wear tribal outfits and paint markings on their faces.
Molten sandworms exist in volcanic areas, their bodies made up of hard scales that resemble rock and it's not uncommon for them to be seen dripping with lava.
The strongest non-Lilim entity in the setting is a dragon although most believe it's the head Baphomet, the dragon finds it amusing and lets the misunderstanding slide to humour her flat chested rival.
Honestly my setting's pretty shit but at least I enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:17:31 2016 No.15829192 Reminder that your waifu loves you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:18:22 2016 No.15829195 >>15829180 >That last part Baphos are weaker than dragons in mine too, but Baphos are too childish to accept that.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:19:20 2016 No.15829199

>>15829168
Monstergirl physiology ensures her body is able to bear the birthing process without abnormal risk.
That she's part wolf would mean that she wouldn't be as debilitated by pregnancy as a human is.
Just read about all the ways a human fetus will parasitise its mother's body, and imagine that all that is nonexistent as far as monstergirls are concerned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:20:26 2016 No.15829204 File: 209 KB, 626x885, 19e318e1279a22eb958a19134788114e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15829165 Almost any of them when small.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:20:54 2016 No.15829205 >>15829143 Even with the high mortality rate, wouldn't that need to a lot of Arachne? Unless they die as often as sea turtle babies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:22:25 2016 No.15829212 >>15829192 Why does she love me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:25:54 2016 No.15829224 >>15829204 >you will never wake up with a mofu pile made of your kids on top of you

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:26:09 2016 No.15829225

>>15829205
Could be like that one insect species in Old Man's war that eat each other until they gain sentience. It's explained that this loss and fear helps them have empathy in their adult years. At one point, they decided to segregate their young to keep them from eating each other and wound up with one of the largest most dangerous empires in known history, both because of the explosive reproduction rate and the lack of empathy by the adults. A load of other species had to band together and kick their asses so bad they almost went extinct.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:27:28 2016 No.15829229 >>15829165 Crow Tengu.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:27:33 2016 No.15829230

>>15829195
In mine Baphos are stronger than dragons in general but it's just that that specific dragon is so freakishly strong that she could probably make a Lilim break a sweat and take her seriously if she went rogue. Not enough to beat one mind you and she has no reason to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:28:41 2016 No.15829236 >>15829192 Remind her that I feel the same.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:29:42 2016 No.15829239

>>15829224
>Sleeping with your mofu waifu
>Hear the pitter patter of rain on the window
>Hey, wait a minute. Isn't there supposed to be a thunder sto-
>Lightning flashes
>Thunder shakes the house
>Your mofu daughters rush into your room and huddle against you underneath the covers
>Everything from the neck down is just mofu
>Your mofu waifu has apparently claimed your arm in an iron grip
>And she says she's not afraid of thunderstorms anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:38:46 2016 No.15829275 >>15829239 The best way to spend a storm. Storms are really comfy when you get to stay inside and not have to go anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:41:21 2016 No.15829290 >>15829275 Ain't it the truth They suck when you're shitpo- err, doing something productive on the computer and the power goes out Mainly because it freaks me out every time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:42:17 2016 No.15829294 >>15829239 Every time it comes up, I can't help but think that the thing with monstergirls of any kind being afraid of thunderstorms is the dumbest fucking shit in the world. No offense, but it's so, so goddamn retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:44:05 2016 No.15829299 >>15829294 Ever had a dog?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:44:24 2016 No.15829300 >>15829075 Now this sounds like a fantastic way to spend an evening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:46:24 2016 No.15829305 >>15829299 >Literally comparing sapient monstergirls to animals with no way to comprehend what a thunderstorm is Are you being satirical?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:46:43 2016 No.15829306 >>15829195 Same here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:47:40 2016 No.15829312 >>15829294 They're still girls at the end of the day. Known more than one girl who were terrified of lightning even in their 20s.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:49:15 2016 No.15829318 >>15829305 Is it really so farfetched to think that just maybe beast-MGs might retain a few instincts? I mean if you want humans in fancy clothing, go for it, but I like it when MGs act inhuman to a degree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:51:42 2016 No.15829331 >>15829318 Werewolves digging into bedding to get comfortable.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:53:44 2016 No.15829340

>>15828797
Time for ants
Ant colonies exist as sovereign entities united by dynasties

They have a monopoly on railroads, and openly import from both angelic and demonic realms

Antgirls possess six limbs, and usually use two for walking, or four when walking on the side or roof of tunnels. Under extreme stress or panic, they revert to primal instincts and skitter about on all six.

The queen is only directly involved in raising more queens. Workers and soldiers are raised by ants of the same caste, whom they see as mother figures despite being older sisters.

None of them are sterile, but the presence of a queen suppresses their reproductive instinct(although they're still fine with sex), although if their husband really wants a kid, they might be willing to oblige.

Colonies without queens can exist, but without a queen controlling the population those colonies have problems with class warfare until someone becomes the new queen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:54:51 2016 No.15829346 >>15829331 >walk into your bedroom one evening >there's an enormous lump under the covers and a tail sticking out the side >you approach as quietly as you can >tail starts wagging

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:56:21 2016 No.15829359

>>15829318
Yes, when it's reducing them to the level of a literal fucking animal.
That fear of thunder comes from an animal's inability to understand it. They just comprehend it as something big, unknown and loud, like a predator big enough to roar like a thunderclap.

A monstergirl would easily be able to understand "oh, it's just a storm" and still be able to function without turning into your scared little princess who needs to be protected every time a loud noise so much as occurs near her.
Sure, some instincts might remain, making one jump a bit, maybe make the tail stick out.

But to think that some foxgirl or wolfgirl is going to be mentally regressed until they're a domesticated dog is just, kind of sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:59:28 2016 No.15829379 >>15829359 Dude, you're taking this way too seriously

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 17:59:58 2016 No.15829385 >>15829346 The only correct answer in this situation is to get under the covers with her for maximum comfy cuddles. >>15829359 Some people are afraid of thunder too anon. It might just be her phobia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:01:17 2016 No.15829393 >>15829379 People taking something seriously in the monstergirl thread? Well, I never.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:01:21 2016 No.15829394 >>15829359 >without turning into your scared little princess who needs to be protected Are you seriously trying to argue that this is a maledom issue?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:01:27 2016 No.15829396 >>15829359 Come on down, anon. I don't think stilts are good for that horse of yours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:03:17 2016 No.15829408 >>15829359 >That fear of thunder comes from an animal's inability to understand it. Surely you have a citation that it is SOLELY this and not instinct in any way, shape, or form.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:04:52 2016 No.15829413

>>15829359
I gotta agree with you. But you gotta understand where you are. Cute always wins out, no matter how stupid. And girls being afraid of thunder is still several levels below stupidity like lactating chocolate milk and icecream.

If you want to make a war on stupid stuff anon, there are higher value targets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:05:13 2016 No.15829414 >>15829394 No. Just basic physiology and psychology. >>15829396 If people can argue with such righteousness about the dumb stuff they do here, so can I.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:05:47 2016 No.15829417 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:08:04 2016 No.15829430 >>15829359 >without turning into your scared little princess who needs to be protected Careful there, starting to sound like a group of people you probably don't want to be associated with. You really seem mad though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:08:52 2016 No.15829432 >>15829430 >starting to sound like a group of people you probably don't want to be associated with. Salty shitposters?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:09:44 2016 No.15829436 >>15829408 It's bullshit too, because there's adults who are scared of insects, mice, dogs and all kinds of other silly things that they understand but just don't like. He's just pissed off at an idea and trying to justify his stance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:10:30 2016 No.15829440 >>15829430 I'm mostly pissed off because there's this fucking fly which has been in my room for the last hour or so. I've been taking swings at it, but the motherfucker just won't stay dead even after a direct hit. Fuck flies.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:10:42 2016 No.15829442

>>15829359
>A monstergirl would easily be able to understand "oh, it's just a storm" and still be able to function without turning into your scared little princess who needs to be protected every time a loud noise so much as occurs near her.

What if Druella was scared of thunderstorms

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:11:47 2016 No.15829445 >>15829432 Another group that starts with S and ends in W. I don't really want to open that can of wurms though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:11:48 2016 No.15829446 >>15829436 Do those fears reduce them to the intelligence level of an ape every time they get scared? Yeah, didn't think so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:13:16 2016 No.15829451 >>15829445 Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:13:31 2016 No.15829452 File: 175 KB, 561x799, tmp_30947-1359765720169918220740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want my wife and daughter to wrap around me comfy in bed during a spooky thunder storm. Is that so much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:14:43 2016 No.15829456 >>15829452 Apparently yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:15:10 2016 No.15829460 >>15829451 Silly MGTOW's obviously anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:16:17 2016 No.15829466 >>15829446 >being scared of something = fucking retarded What is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:17:49 2016 No.15829472 >>15829460 But that doesn't start with an S.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:19:02 2016 No.15829477

>>15829466
When did I ever equate a person being scared of something to them being retarded?
When you have a grown person completely unable to act independently or intelligently without finding the nearest man and giving him a full body hug out of fear of the big, scary thunder, then yes, that's when the idea itself could be called retarded, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:19:59 2016 No.15829481 >>15829472 Silly starts with an S

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:21:39 2016 No.15829485

>>15829408
Not him, but I actually spent several years working as an assistant to an animal behaviorist. He's right that it's not so much instinct as it is fear of loud noises. Not only is it just scary, dogs can also hear at much higher and lower sound frequencies. Things such as fireworks and thunder can actually be physically painful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:22:37 2016 No.15829490 >>15829477 Fear of thunder is an extreamly commen phobia anon. My mom has it, so does my grandma. They might not NEED to go to someone else, but it makes it more comforting to have someone you love nearbye to get through it

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:23:27 2016 No.15829497

>>15829446
>missing the point this much
>>15829477
It's called looking for comfort. The same way a real woman would run to her husband if there was a huge scary spider, it happens in real life all the time. It's no stretch to think that a highly affectionate race such as monster girls would use it as an excuse to get some hugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:24:07 2016 No.15829501 >>15829477 >without finding the nearest man and giving him a full body hug Might want to reread that greentext, although it appears you're offended by the idea that an MG might want support.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:30:12 2016 No.15829518 I want my big, powerful dragon waifu to scream and cry because she's terrified of spiders. Arachnophobia is sexy and I like it when my girls are utterly incapable of dealing with everyday things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:32:36 2016 No.15829528 >>15829518 >Giving your waifu arachnophobia >tfw arachnophobic >tfw seeing a spider before going to sleep, grabbing something to kill it, and suddenly not seeing it anymore >Wanting to give this fear to your waifu Sadistic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:32:38 2016 No.15829529 File: 332 KB, 550x440, 1471663349858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15829518 Wow, you really are assblasted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:34:18 2016 No.15829534 >>15829528 >>tfw seeing a spider before going to sleep, grabbing something to kill it, and suddenly not seeing it anymore >Taking your eyes off a spider >EVER You monumental fool. Remember the first rule: NEVER EVER take your eyes off a spider

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:34:29 2016 No.15829536 >>15829529 Smug cat won't be so smug when I hug her.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:35:41 2016 No.15829540

>>15829529
It's actually my first post today, but this whole argument is stupid. If I want a cuddly hellhound or manticore, anon blasts me for making everything "moeblob" but making even the most tough girls terrified of lightning is okay.

I don't get this place sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:35:46 2016 No.15829541 >>15829528 >not barehanding that eight legged freak into the next life Your kung fu is weak, Daniel-san.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:36:07 2016 No.15829542 >>15829536 When you hug her, she is smug. When you try to ignore her, she is smug. When you spank the misbehaving cat, she is smug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:36:19 2016 No.15829543 >>15829536 No anon, then she's going to get even smugger! But only around other girls as she brags about how much she loves you. In that moment she'll just have a big goofy smile on her face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:36:32 2016 No.15829544 >>15829534 >>Taking your eyes off a spider >Not checking to see if what you're about to grab isn't in fact another spider You naive fool

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:37:21 2016 No.15829548 >>15829518 Interestingly enough, this particular combination has been done before. Ah, gap moe, the worst moe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:37:41 2016 No.15829549 >>15829542 >>15829543 I'll give a kiss right on the lips! I'll even stare right into her eyes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:37:57 2016 No.15829550 >>15829540 We weren't talking about hellhounds, dumbass. The greentext that started this only referred to them as a "mofu," which usually brings up foxes first and foremost. And the butthurt post in response said "monstergirls of any kind."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:39:25 2016 No.15829558 >>15829544 >checking to see if what you're about to grab isn't in fact another spider >Not letting nature settle itself You baka fool

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:40:20 2016 No.15829563 Spiders are the only crawlies I allow in my house. They keep everything else away and they leave me alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:40:39 2016 No.15829566 >>15829558 The last time we allowed nature to settle itself we ended up with spiders that learned how to hide

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:42:00 2016 No.15829570 >>15829146 You have no idea how exceptionally well timed you are, I'll mail you a Happy Art Fairy™

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:42:09 2016 No.15829571 >>15829550 And the first example given was a dog.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:42:19 2016 No.15829572

>>15829549
I hope you were planning on having children anon, because you're about to give that Cheshire a whole lot of children.
She's going to get so goddamn smug around her friends while she shows you off and brags about how wonderful you are. Levels of smug thought unattainable.
And she'll have Heart Pupils whenever she looks at you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:43:07 2016 No.15829576 >>15829571 Which sounds like Kobold to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:43:38 2016 No.15829577 >>15829571 Hellhounds aren't the only dog monstergirls anon. Kobolds and Werewolves exist too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:44:38 2016 No.15829580 File: 193 KB, 1190x1680, 1467776295239-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828797 >modern society where the male to female ratio is 15 to 1 >monster girls can subconsciously choose when they get pregnant >daughteru dicking is verbotten

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:44:55 2016 No.15829582 >>15829576 >>15829577 But then anon went on a rant about the fear being based on instinct. If it was instinctual, why wouldn't it apply to all canine based MGs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:46:24 2016 No.15829585 >>15829580 >daughteru dicking is verbotten BROTHER

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:46:45 2016 No.15829588 >>15829572 If there's a theoretical upper limit on smug, I'm pretty sure a Cheshire showing off her man in public hits it. >>15829582 The instinctual fear may be there, but how they deal with it would vary by MG species.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:47:41 2016 No.15829592

>>15828847
>Not-Leviathan rules the seas and wrecks the face of anyone who thinks otherwise.
So much this, I had some idea about this Godzilla sized White Whale girl who lived at the bottom of the ocean.
Her name is Levi-chan and all she really wants is a friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:48:07 2016 No.15829594 >>15829580 >male to female ratio is 15 to 1 >male >15 >female >1 I think you worded that wrong, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:49:40 2016 No.15829601 >>15829588 >If there's a theoretical upper limit on smug, I'm pretty sure a Cheshire showing off her man in public hits it. Not only that, but the sheer ridiculous amount of affection she's showing would even make a Yeti blush.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:50:48 2016 No.15829606

>>15828797
Spirit energy and DE are two sides of the same coin and inherently linked to the soul of the individual. As the person changes through experience, his/her energy would subtly change as well.

A few things that tie in with this
1. MGs can sense this energy more readily than humans and find compatible mates (their soulmate) with it.
2. A male/MG couple can't get have children until their energy is in "alignment". Once they've become bound together completely and both want children, the MG can't get pregnant.

It solves several issues. MGs won't fall for cruel or evil men, and the husband doesn't become a father before he's ready.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:51:32 2016 No.15829611 >>15829588 >I'm pretty sure a Cheshire showing off her man in public hits it Nah, it'd be a Cheshire showing off her kids

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:52:26 2016 No.15829614 >>15829606 * ...the MG can get pregnant

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:52:52 2016 No.15829616 >>15829594 He loves his waifu so much, he's willing to and certain that he'll eliminate all the competition before they get her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:58:03 2016 No.15829631 >>15829611 >"Look at them! Look how wonderful they are! Me and my wonderful husband made these!" >Meanwhile her kids are just blushing and asking their mother to stop embarrassing them in front of her old school friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:58:32 2016 No.15829633 >>15829594 Goddammit you're right. I'm so out of it right now. I've been up for three days straight. Maybe I should get some sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 18:59:46 2016 No.15829638 >>15829633 >I've been up for three days straight. What the fuck are you doing man?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:00:19 2016 No.15829640 File: 3.17 MB, 3200x2000, Sleepy Anubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15829633 That's dangerously unhealthy. Seriously, three days? Take an early night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:00:21 2016 No.15829642 >>15829580 >monster girls can subconsciously choose when they get pregnant Don't go full retard anon. >spoiler Just stop with your bullshit already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:01:35 2016 No.15829647 >>15829631 I love embarrassing monster moms.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:03:54 2016 No.15829657
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>>15828996
Late reply, but that's an incorrect interpretation. The profile clearly states the host retains their sentience and free will, and the only thing the slime does is meld with/alter their body, and ramp up their sex drive.

The slime is whats absorbed by the host, not the other way around. They have one mind, the hosts, which has become a lewd monsters like any other monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:05:13 2016 No.15829662 >>15829631 Oh god I know what my waifu would do to show of our daughteru. A fucking daughteru battle club. Dammit waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:11:16 2016 No.15829681 >>15828498 Not while that snake is watching

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:13:16 2016 No.15829684 >>15829681 But Anon... The snake is always watching.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:14:36 2016 No.15829691 >>15829657 She looks way cuter with those thigh bracelets, instead of the thigh-highs in the normal profile art. You don't see nearly enough of thigh bracelets in anything.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:15:13 2016 No.15829693

>>15829681
>C'mon boy go kiss her foot.
>C'mon I don't wanna spend another night with her all sad sayin' she can't get a nice slave boy and eatin' all that ice-cream
>Shit man she can pack it away, I gotta go to the store every other day and buy her near a crate of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:16:37 2016 No.15829696 >>15829693 B-but where does it all go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:16:55 2016 No.15829699 >>15829693 Poor snake, it must suffer more than an Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:17:37 2016 No.15829703 >>15828802 She doesn't sleep. She simply rows a boat out into the middle of a lake with a lantern and a buttonbox concertina at sundown. Doesn't explain the fucking bars of refined metals at the morning crow, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:17:43 2016 No.15829705 >>15829684 Is the snake hypnotic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:19:19 2016 No.15829712 >>15829696 >Where you think man? This bitch got a booty like you wouldn't believe. >>15829699 He gets by okay. He just wants his Pharaoh to get with a nice human boy so he can get one of the few non-monsterised snakes around.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:22:19 2016 No.15829725

>>15829662
Is it wrong that I imagined two daughterus getting in a ring with Socker Boppers and fighting until one of them's too exhausted to get up while their mothers cheer from the sidelines?
What monstergirl's your waifu anon? Because I bet my Hellhound daughteru can beat your daughteru.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:24:24 2016 No.15829734
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>[Triangle] Seieki Daisuki Rui-chan no Semeseme Ningen Choukyou Nikki
I should have checked this before, too good. If you ignore the funny business with him face fucking an actual frog for one page.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:26:42 2016 No.15829744 >>15829712 You're right. I don't believe it. Bring me to her so that I may see this booty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:27:48 2016 No.15829748 >>15829744 She is a Pharaoh anon, you will see the booty when you prove to be a valuable servant. And chair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:28:09 2016 No.15829751 >>15829744 You can't see it because she's sitting on her throne and she's a bit embarrassed by it. Nothing you couldn't fix with a little ass appreciation though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:30:01 2016 No.15829760 >>15829751 >Pharaoh who never gets out of her chair for the entire day because she is too important to walk anywhere and NOT because her butt is stuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:30:05 2016 No.15829761 >>15829748 Then I'll bring her double ice cream so I can see it. >>15829751 Oh, it would get appreciated alright.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:31:03 2016 No.15829765
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>>15829631
>"Ara ara~ You wouldn't believe the Oedipus complex he had growing up~ I guess that's one of the perks of my condition. No. Sagging~"
>Wight-Mom talking to your Lich waifu while she just stares blankly at the difference between their bosoms and hips
>Looks back at you
>Flushes an ever slight blush
You always were an ass man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:31:50 2016 No.15829770 >>15829760 I want to see her blush when I oil up her fat butt to help her out of her chair so she can sit on my lap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:32:57 2016 No.15829773 >>15829761 >Oh, it would get appreciated alright. So are you going to appreciate it so much she starts to flaunt it and it becomes fashionable in the kingdom to have a big badonkadonk?

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:33:28 2016 No.15829777

>>15829725
Not that anon, but I bet my manticore daughteru would be pretty shitty at fighting. Her wings and tail are easy targets for bullying. She's gonna come crying back and bury her head into manti-momma's mane. My waifu will cradle her protectively within her large, leathery wings. We'll have her laughing and happy again after a few rounds of tail kissing and playing airplane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:35:08 2016 No.15829782 >>15828797 Many monster girls prefer seduction over rape. They'll take a human they like back to their home and tell him he can leave whenever he wants to. Since they're supernaturally attractive and literally built for sex, few manage to do so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:36:38 2016 No.15829787 >>15829773 Yep. So much that she starts wearing clothes that emphasize her extra large rear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:38:25 2016 No.15829794 >>15829770 Be careful. It's quite an ass. >>15829787 You're going to create a paradise for assmen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:46:33 2016 No.15829811 >>15829794 And I am ready for that, although I'll need to ensure that the pharoah has the biggest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:48:20 2016 No.15829816 >>15829794 >Be careful. It's quite an ass. I can't guarantee that I won't praise it so much she starts getting smug. I wouldn't be able to resist taking off my pants if she told me to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:48:56 2016 No.15829818 >>15829782 my brother

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:49:42 2016 No.15829823 >>15829811 How would you do that? >>15829816 Anon, do you like hotdogs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:51:23 2016 No.15829828 >>15829823 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:52:48 2016 No.15829834 >>15829828 Well I'm sure you can guess the rest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:54:24 2016 No.15829837 >>15829823 Well, ice cream seems to be working so far, although I may know of another trick. If groping breasts can make them bigger, then how about groping her rear?

>>	Erwin !/X4aXqFzDI Mon Sep 12 19:54:45 2016 No.15829839 File: 193 KB, 700x986, miriel dark mage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need a thick mage nee-san to study with! So I can get her out of the house after she turns into a lich!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:55:06 2016 No.15829840 File: 265 KB, 490x900, c46110392351eb9bfff2e9c36e92d52a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me, Anon, what does your waifu's voice sound like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:55:48 2016 No.15829846 >>15829837 Well you can always try Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:57:20 2016 No.15829853 >>15829846 Oh, I will. I'll massage her rear every day for an hour or two in the hopes of keeping her with the largest of rears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:57:36 2016 No.15829854 File: 29 KB, 565x478, 1451868379118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15829839 Forget something?

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:57:49 2016 No.15829855

>>15828797
The husbands of monster girls live just as long as their wives, and monster girls have varying lifespans based on their race. A bug or plant type monster girl would have a lifespan similar to that of a human, about 100 years. Beastman types, like minotaurs and werewolves around 500. Dark beast types can easily hit 1000 years. Dragons and demonic types can live up to 5000. Undead monster girls obviously can live on forever. Particularly powerful individuals can easily double their lifespans.

Life in mamono realms is completely care free. There's no need to work, unless you want to. The technology and culture in these realms lag behind that of human lands and/or is a complete ripoff of what humans have developed. However, magic has developed much quicker and is more advanced than what is in human lands. Most of the spells and potions developed are obviously for lewd purposes, so much so that whatever your fetish, you can do it with the help of magic, unless it's NTR.

Due to the scarcity of single men, monster girls usually settle with the first guy they fuck, exceptions being rare and powerful ones, like lilims, dragons, baphomets, vampires, etc. Better hope your first encounter with a monster girl isn't a matango.

Appearances aren't what monster girls target men for, since magic can correct just about anything wrong with you physically. They tend to go after guys with high libido which correlates to having more spirit energy/mana that monster girls love so much.

There are variants for just about every type of monster girl that have adapted to different environments. So instead of just grizzlies, you have polar bear grizzlies and black bear grizzlies. Rockworms and dirtworms are variants of the sandworm that live in mountainous and cooler climates.

>>15828826
I like the idea of undead kingdoms being accessed through tombs and such.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:58:42 2016 No.15829858 >>15829854 Nope! That nerd needs to learn how to live on her own! Good riddens!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:58:43 2016 No.15829859 >>15829853 You're a real hero Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:59:34 2016 No.15829866 >>15829834 But I want to have a child with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 19:59:41 2016 No.15829867 >>15829840 Hiromi Hirata

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:00:22 2016 No.15829870 File: 841 KB, 1129x1241, 1473648276202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15829840 I imagine she sounds like the vocalist from this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhhEYe5Hczo Raiju needs love too!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:00:44 2016 No.15829871 >>15829859 I'm just a man who likes large rears. Even if its size embarrasses the pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:04:28 2016 No.15829887 >>15829765 >"Ara ara~ You wouldn't believe the Oedipus complex he had growing up~ I guess that's one of the perks of my condition. No. Sagging~" I want to make Wightmom my wife too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:05:19 2016 No.15829890 File: 611 KB, 642x900, 05587fd583e964b8190e9faf25605e93.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cheshire maids?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:06:26 2016 No.15829894 >>15829866 Well she's going to need heirs Never mind that she's immortal she just wants an excuse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:08:08 2016 No.15829901 >>15829890 >Black and white cheshire. i want that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:10:12 2016 No.15829909 >>15829901 Silent movie Cheshire?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:11:33 2016 No.15829913 >>15829901 I want a black and a white cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:11:39 2016 No.15829914 >>15829894 I'll princess carry her into her room and then caress her from behind while I pump into her and feel her ass jiggle with every thrust. I'll cuddle her afterwards and stroke her hair while telling her how much she means to me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:12:36 2016 No.15829919 >>15829909 >Quiet, black and white cheshire that lets her pranks and small, but mischevious, smile do the talking. Yeah, that's nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:14:44 2016 No.15829926 File: 156 KB, 956x1200, CoW-4dnVUAAESre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15829901 Cheshires can have fur colors outside the standard violet can't they? If so, white hair/fur with black stripes would look great on a milkmaid Cheshire.

>>	Hound !!mePTzJaQ9gR Mon Sep 12 20:15:49 2016 No.15829930 File: 382 KB, 1366x768, 1473725749536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elves are for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:16:38 2016 No.15829933 >>15829930 Stuffing. Cuddling Impregnating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:17:24 2016 No.15829936 >>15829926 God damn I want to fuck those smug cat tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:17:50 2016 No.15829939 >>15829930 >Hound Go back to /a/.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:17:52 2016 No.15829940

>>15829926
I do imagine they come in a variety of colors, mostly blues, reds, and violets, but Black and white would be very good too.
And they'd all be great as milk maids, especially if she starts teasing you with her large chest and you reciprocate by slipping more holst milk in her food to mess with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:20:00 2016 No.15829947 >>15829926 >tfw a big tiddy Cheshire will never molest you on the subway

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:21:56 2016 No.15829955 >>15829146 That was good, you really work fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:23:15 2016 No.15829960 >>15829930 I don't remember the last time I saw you here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:24:26 2016 No.15829964 >>15829960 He posted a colored version of a /d/ Hellhound .less image for kicks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:26:10 2016 No.15829970 >>15829964 So he turned into another faggot as well? Good to know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:27:18 2016 No.15829976 >>15829930 Rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:30:14 2016 No.15829984 >>15829887 >Wanting to make a Wightmom your wife I wonder who could be behind this post

>>	Hound !!mePTzJaQ9gR Mon Sep 12 20:31:20 2016 No.15829989 >>15829960 Well, I was away from Internet since late April. And it's not like I can contribute much here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:35:56 2016 No.15830009 >no cubby kakuen to lose wheight with

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:39:51 2016 No.15830029 File: 231 KB, 1276x610, SMUG2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW this is what being the only male to a Holstaur baker mom and sister is like

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:41:13 2016 No.15830033 >>15830029 >Smug Holstaur Onee-san and Mom Oh to be adopted into that family.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:49:06 2016 No.15830065
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>>15829936
>>15829940
>>15829947
>Your Cheshire milkmaid will never warp in front of you, and dangle her massive breasts in front of you while asking if you want anything
>You will never run your hands through her luscious white fur and hair while draining her breasts of their bounty by mouth
>You will never trace a finger along her spine and cause her to arch her back in pleasure
>You will never squeeze her thick thighs and occasionally spank her plump rear
>The combined sensations on her breasts, back, thighs, and ass will never cause her to roll her eyes back for a particularly loud orgasm
>You will never remove her clothes off and carry her off to bed while she holds you close with her silky paws
Suffering

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:53:13 2016 No.15830077 >>15829725 Late reply because biology is dumb as fuck, but my waifu is a tomboy black dragon, so I think my daughteru will put up a good fight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:55:09 2016 No.15830087 >>15830077 Do you think that it'll end in a draw that causes our daughterus stand up and shake hands over a good fight forming a strong friendship?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:57:07 2016 No.15830097 >>15830033 But what if they started to give you baked goods they baked using their own breast milk as the cremé for, knowing you'd get addicted to the taste?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 20:57:53 2016 No.15830102 >>15830097 Then I might end up turning into a slut for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:03:26 2016 No.15830120 >>15830087 The flames of battle in their hearts burn even brighter now, Anon. Looks like they will be best friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:06:00 2016 No.15830127 File: 193 KB, 566x800, e63fac81f7f1675b1c798c79ce634bd2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tits, the short term cure for depression.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:07:35 2016 No.15830137 >>15830009 >She breaks the branches she tries to stay on

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:08:57 2016 No.15830143 >>15830065 Wanna make her the biggest and the milkiest.

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:09:12 2016 No.15830144

>>15829725
> slime waifu
Our daughteru wouldn't even know she's in a fight, she'd think it's just play-wrestling
Apologies in advance if my daughteru ends up dissolving your daughteru's clothes and essentially tentacle-raping her as a means of effecting a submission hold. But really, what did you think would happen, throwing her into the ring with a slime?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:09:25 2016 No.15830145 >>15830127 Doesn't the guy end up breeding her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:10:29 2016 No.15830151 >>15830127 They doesn't work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:12:30 2016 No.15830156 >>15830145 With her and a lamia. He ends married with two girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:18:22 2016 No.15830169 >>15830127 But if you have constant access to a short term cure, isn't it permanent?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:20:22 2016 No.15830179 >>15830144 >Daughteru ends up trying to vaporize your slime Dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:27:38 2016 No.15830208 >>15830179 >Slime turns into a cloud for a while till she regains her form

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:30:29 2016 No.15830222 >>15830208 >Cloud slime can do acid rain You have a powerful daughteru, Anon, you just haven't noticed that yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:39:40 2016 No.15830265 >>15829146 You keep improving. Nice to see you can do this style too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:46:48 2016 No.15830306 >>15829930 Oh wow. You've been gone from here for a while. How come?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:49:27 2016 No.15830317 >>15830222 Cloud slime could tentacle rape her opponent using nothing but her own gaseous form. How does one fight such a foe?

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 21:54:05 2016 No.15830339

>>15830317
> Accidentally inhale a cloud slime
> have all your blood explode out of you when she tries to reform and you've absorbed her vapors
> end up just a skeleton standing amidst a bloody mess and a horrified slime waifu
> take a moment to play the xylephone on your ribs before falling apart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:01:09 2016 No.15830362 >>15830029 Could I get a source for that good sir?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:02:56 2016 No.15830366 >>15830339 Because that happens when anyone consumes Slime Jelly, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:02:58 2016 No.15830367 >>15830339 Just like Spider-Man Pretty sure a liquid slimegirl would be able to do something scary like that too, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:07:20 2016 No.15830381 >>15829930 Sexing, tender or rough. also, long time no see

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:25:56 2016 No.15830439 >That extraordinarily awkward feeling when your best friend's identical twin sister drinks the succubus kool-aid at some highschool party with her friends and has been trying to take a ride on your bologna-pony ever since.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:26:02 2016 No.15830440 I want to have a an older salamander try to bully me until she goes too far one day and we fight so hard that she heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:26:45 2016 No.15830443 >>15829725 My daughteru's bark is definitely worse than her bite. Plus, she's too much of a masochist to try to win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:28:59 2016 No.15830451 File: 1.02 MB, 1576x1522, sunnyday.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828131

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:29:03 2016 No.15830452 >>15830440 Id rathed her be a tad younger then me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:30:21 2016 No.15830456 >>15830451 Those are adorable little ryus and a beautiful wife. Would happily get coiled around by all of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:31:22 2016 No.15830459 >>15830452 But fighting up is the best!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:31:29 2016 No.15830460 >>15830317 Ice daughterus can beat that easily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:31:49 2016 No.15830462 >>15830451 >tails wagging happily I feel the sunshine in my heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:33:37 2016 No.15830466 >>15830456 >beautiful wife You do know that's a Ryu, right? A big, fat, emotional mess one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:34:00 2016 No.15830467 >>15830451 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:35:14 2016 No.15830471 >>15830466 So the best kind? Because she looks soft and cuddly. I wanna make more daughterus with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:40:13 2016 No.15830483 >>15830451 That Ryu is old! And fat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:40:35 2016 No.15830484 >>15830483 And a dork.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:43:15 2016 No.15830489 >>15830483 >>15830484 Which makes her the cutest ryu! Gonna fill that shrine with little ryus! They'll outnumber the hebis!

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:44:10 2016 No.15830493
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>>15830471
Man, I don't feel like bullying the Ryus anymore.

Look at the little thing. People used to call her stupid and irresponsible whenever bad weather came and it didn't feel like she was popular even though she is a dragon. I though it could be funny to bully her together with everyone, but maybe deep inside I just wanted her to be known.
Called her big, old, lonely a bunch of times, and this was just proof that deep inside people loved her lots and lots. Hell, she even got a bunch of latenight's drawings and some daughterus.

I guess I'm too sleepy and might be writing a bunch of bullshit or whatever, but while it does make me happy when I see that image with the daughterus, it also makes me a little sad that I don't know how to bully her anymore. What am I doing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:44:12 2016 No.15830494 >>15830439 Since they're identical, that means your friend's a woman too. Corrupt her as well for a bigamy end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:45:34 2016 No.15830497 >>15830471 is there a limit to how many daughters a monster girl will want to make with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:46:34 2016 No.15830501 >>15830497 I presume as many as you want and as many times you are able to impregnate her. I don't know if they ever go infertile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:48:35 2016 No.15830509 >>15830451 Hnnnng

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:49:36 2016 No.15830511 >>15830489 She barely knows how to take care of two, do you think she'll be able to take care of a whole shrine? Also, I don't think the hehehebis will be babysitting them considering they'll be going on dates with their boyfriends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 22:51:43 2016 No.15830521 >>15830511 It'll just be part of their duties! During the day at least. At night it will be family time and when the older girls get big enough then they can babysit. And I believe in the waifu! She can raise those daughterus with help!

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:00:44 2016 No.15830542

>>15830521
>with help

From who? Don't tell me you plan on being with them all the time, Anon. She might be a little too happy that you are taking responsibility and might get a little too touchy after the little stars go to sleep. Surely you wouldn't want to engage in such obscene acts with a crybaby like her. She will coil around you and keep going on and on about how much she loves you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:03:02 2016 No.15830549 >>15830542 Of course I'm going to be there to help! I'll play with the daughterus, change them, and read them stories each evening! And I most certainly wouldn't mind doing anything a cry baby like her. Because she's my crybaby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:10:00 2016 No.15830574 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please remember that bullying monster girls is forbidden unless you work in one of THOSE gentlewomen's clubs

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:14:23 2016 No.15830589
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>>15828797
Everybody in monstergirl land is impervious to unintentional harm. Cowgirl position with a giant monstergirl just feels snug as opposed to powdering your pelvis, and a centaur won't break a leg if she trips on a pot hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:21:47 2016 No.15830614 >>15830574 What club?

Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:22:23 2016 No.15830616

>>15830549
You know what will happens if you say things like that to her, right?
She will remember the days she spent alone in her shrine, daydreaming about the day she would manage to seduce a young boy and marry him, only to snap back to reality and cry all alone in the dark corners of her room. Then the memories of when you appeared up and showed her how much brighter and sunny a day can be. How even after showing her weak side, you still comforted her and made her clouded mind clear up with a big, shining smile. She will cry a lot you know? She will keep calling your name over and over again to make sure you are real and still there, and maybe she'll even try to feel you with her whole body, Anon.
I don't think this is a good idea. Are you sure you want to stay together with a woman such as her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:24:55 2016 No.15830632 >>15830574 I only work at the Mofu Club as fluff brushing director

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:30:32 2016 No.15830647 >>15829725 >My daughteru can beat up your daughteru! My god. What have we become?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:32:26 2016 No.15830654 >>15830574 Hey, I work independently. I just can't drum up business without slipping a business card down an alp's shirt or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:33:43 2016 No.15830661 >>15830647 We've become a competition for second place, because nobody can beat my Shoggoth daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:34:21 2016 No.15830668 >>15830647 Blame >>15829662 's waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:35:00 2016 No.15830670 >>15830647 Im stil surprised at how much both activity and quality this part makes the lesser amount of sense the thread lost since september hit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:36:59 2016 No.15830678 >>15830362 https://exhentai.org/s/08bf6f7722/941432-23 To page 62. Feel free to enjoy the rest of it too, if ya like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:37:11 2016 No.15830679 I want to carry a harpy around on my back. Unrelated but I also want to marry that harpy and start a happy family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:37:27 2016 No.15830681 >>15830670 Running out of things to talk about. I just lurk for the drawfags/writefags at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:38:14 2016 No.15830685 File: 172 KB, 252x352, charaF_2016_0912_2236_22_820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why aren't you making you're waifu ATM?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:38:49 2016 No.15830690 >>15830647 Anon, do you not know what a Socker Bopper is? We're not making them fight like animals. Nothing below the belt and nothing above shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:39:59 2016 No.15830698 >>15830670 Things have been slowing down quite a lot recently. I'm not sure if the board is moving faster or what, but we aren't hitting image limit and sometimes we don't even hit 2000 posts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:40:18 2016 No.15830702 >>15830690 I know, of course. But still, there's something inherently childish about it. And I'm not talking about the little girls swatting at each other with cushioned weapons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:42:00 2016 No.15830713 >>15830685 >3D PD

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:42:07 2016 No.15830714 >>15830685 Why would I make her an ATM?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:42:53 2016 No.15830717 >>15830702 It's the waifus cheering for their little girls like they were little girls themselves. It's the bestial natures of monsters coming back, but in a cuter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:43:35 2016 No.15830723 File: 513 KB, 1200x2000, 1438929481018.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:43:55 2016 No.15830725 >>15830685 I've made my waifu several times, in character generators scattered about the web. I have yet to find a really good one though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:45:54 2016 No.15830736 >>15830723 /tg/ plz go

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:46:10 2016 No.15830738 >>15830685 I did make her a few days ago, but they weren't monster parts, so she wasn't complete.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:47:12 2016 No.15830744 >>15830127 Is there anything of them making babies

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:48:13 2016 No.15830747 >>15830451 MORE RYU PLEASE I LOVE RYU Still really want battle maiden ryu & shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:49:20 2016 No.15830751 >>15830685 I pay other people to do it for me, at least the visual parts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:53:05 2016 No.15830767 >>15830681 Ditto man, but even they have slowed down recently. >>15830698 I dont think we've hit even 2000 for the last 2-3 threads. I just hope all this inactivity doesnt involve/include the guys who translates the profiles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:54:23 2016 No.15830771 Of course things slowed down in September, school is back in full force.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:56:52 2016 No.15830779 >>15830771 Do not trust the hakutakus

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:57:40 2016 No.15830781 >>15830767 Even then, I remember the times when a new profile spurred days of brainstorming and fun content. BullyTurtle was posted, and got like fifty posts about her, tops. Otohime was posted and got maybe thirty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:57:46 2016 No.15830782 I love birds. I love them so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:57:58 2016 No.15830784 >>15830779 Give them bananas instead of apples. It'll be more fun to watch her eat it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 23:59:55 2016 No.15830789 File: 133 KB, 1200x675, 1454628247949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15830782 And I'm sure there's at least one out there that loves you back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:08:35 2016 No.15830813 File: 248 KB, 950x453, lamia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:11:53 2016 No.15830824 >>15830781 I miss that shit m8, now whenever something new comes out its barely recognized for the most part and people keep going back to posting the same 3-4 girls with the same personalities that could be described with 2-3 words.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:13:31 2016 No.15830829 File: 354 KB, 686x822, 1416904594447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15830824 Whine! Whine and contribute nothing! That's what you're good for!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:13:36 2016 No.15830830 >>15830781 It's not too surprising the hype got diluted with so many new arrivals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:15:00 2016 No.15830838 >>15830824 Most of the newer ones just don't have the potential of something like a mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:16:32 2016 No.15830843 >>15830824 People are probably waiting for ones like Gremlin, Griffon and those two Zipangu girls whose names I can't remember. Those ones seemed to have the most hype when they got revealed if I'm remembering correctly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:18:12 2016 No.15830851 >>15830829 Hey man i try to contribute. I write and talk n shit, but all i do is peanuts compared to everyone posting all the same stuff over and over again

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:18:13 2016 No.15830852 >>15830843 Watch them be the last ones and everyone be dead by then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:19:35 2016 No.15830857 File: 99 KB, 370x600, 1409799249086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15830851 So which girls is it okay to talk about, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:24:24 2016 No.15830865 >>15830843 I'm waiting for Automaton, myself

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:25:06 2016 No.15830867 File: 409 KB, 1507x1240, 1468559651416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So do mimics get really good at walking on their hands? Or do they just wait for a strong man to come along? How much space is actually in those chests?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:27:21 2016 No.15830877 >>15830867 They grow little legs on those chests, like The Luggage from Discworld.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:27:21 2016 No.15830878 >>15830867 Time Lord technology. It's bigger on the inside

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:29:02 2016 No.15830882 >>15830867 Maybe they hop around all over the place, like kids in a sack race.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:30:06 2016 No.15830884 >>15830857 Sorry for whining and bitching, ill stop now. But its just makes me sad tonsee how everything lights up if you ctrl f Wolfu, wan, and lich in almost every thread of this kind for the last 3-4 months

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:32:06 2016 No.15830889 >>15830878 It gets bigger when you pull on it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:32:36 2016 No.15830890 File: 136 KB, 733x850, 1437729569670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15830884 Answer my question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:35:32 2016 No.15830895 >>15830877 Don't make fun of them or they'll kick you! They can do a lot of kicking with hundreds of tiny legs.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:37:50 2016 No.15830898

>>15830877
Ah, thats probably pretty likely.
>>15830882
But this is just plain adorable. I would love to watch my mimic girlfriend try and bounce her way to the bedroom, tipping over constantly as she goes.

>>15830878
Assumed as much. I wonder if they have a whole private sanctum inside their chests, where they can just kick back and laze about.

Of course, as soon as someone opens the chest, the mimic is thrust outward from the chest forcibly, even if she was in the shower or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:46:53 2016 No.15830914 File: 211 KB, 819x614, 134584354534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >See you tonight, handsome~

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:48:01 2016 No.15830917 >>15830914 I haven't had a dream in a couple of days now. I hope it'll be nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:48:24 2016 No.15830920 >>15830914 >Your dreams will never be invaded by a Night Mare

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:48:35 2016 No.15830921 >>15830914 if you passed out in a bar, would the nightmare take the chance to go inside your dream right then and there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:50:07 2016 No.15830923 >>15830914 Joke's on you, I've had nightmares for the past week. I sure hope you enjoy the Omv Ricket, or whatever the hell the thing with the arms is called, it's a dream so I can't remember it exactly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:50:50 2016 No.15830924 >>15830914 Joke's on her, I don't even have dreams!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:51:10 2016 No.15830925 File: 573 KB, 1200x946, 12345768453453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15830914 I want drunk dreamhorses to stay out of my dreams.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:51:28 2016 No.15830927 >>15830914 Hope you have fun getting stuck in my dream catcher.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:55:39 2016 No.15830933 >>15830927 Would that count as BDSM + abandonment play?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:55:39 2016 No.15830934 >>15830925 What kind of faggot dreams about reading?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:56:26 2016 No.15830937 >>15830914 I mean, she's welcome to join me in dreamland, but lately its been a real fucking trip. I've never had dreams as vivid as I've been having the last two weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:56:54 2016 No.15830938 >>15830921 Possibly. While she rapes you in your dreams, your passed out body will be raped by another Monster Girl. It's like a threesome that you can't prevent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:58:07 2016 No.15830943 >>15830914 I'm going to sleep right now. Hopefully my waifu will protect me against those mean horses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:58:17 2016 No.15830945 >>15830934 Someone from the literature part of a christian image board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:58:59 2016 No.15830948 >>15830914 P-Please, I just want a normal, refreshing sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:59:18 2016 No.15830951 >>15830934 Someone who doesn't realize he's dreaming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:59:48 2016 No.15830952 File: 1.34 MB, 850x1200, 1469064295817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://exhentai.org/g/961091/38cfebc17a/ >You will never breed a monstergirl with this height, thickness, and level of assertiveness

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 00:59:49 2016 No.15830953 >>15830945 Didn't /lit/ stalk some woman from a youtube channel about books?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:01:44 2016 No.15830959 >>15830938 >>15830921 How awkward would it be when the Mindflayer at the bar, and Nightmare by the tables, both show up at the same time in your head to seduce you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:02:01 2016 No.15830961 File: 431 KB, 600x2304, 1467167804906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:03:56 2016 No.15830970 >>15830948 What if she helps you sleep better by making your dream a calm soothing one? >>15830961 Fuck you, I shouldn't be laughing this hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:03:58 2016 No.15830971 >>15830961 >Monsterboys

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:04:51 2016 No.15830972 >>15830971 >boys You mean they aren't just flat?

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:04:57 2016 No.15830973

>>15830938
> While she rapes you in your dreams, your passed out body will be raped by another Monster Girl.

Anon plz. It's my fantasy to captured, raped, and thrown out like an empty juice carton when I'm emptied, only to be picked up from the garbage heap by another monstergirl and put through the cycle again.

I imagine starting the night in a tuxedo being molested by a classy wight in the back room of her spoopy castle-mansion, and by the time dawn creeps over me I'm in tattered rags being gangraped by the devil bugs in the basement, after passing through who knows how many sets of grubby hands during my sexual descent down the social ladder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:05:02 2016 No.15830975 >>15830961 Now that's hilarious

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:05:06 2016 No.15830976 >>15830971 >monsterboys Where? I don't see any.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:06:28 2016 No.15830980 >>15830972 Those certainly don't look like women, anon. Either that or the artist can draw a feminine face to save his life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:06:45 2016 No.15830981 >>15830952 All that fire is behaving rather oddly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:07:12 2016 No.15830984 >>15830961 Poor thing, she doesn't even have a flying goblin to blame it on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:12:33 2016 No.15830995 >>15830973 10/10 fantasy i might steal this to think about on my own time

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:13:16 2016 No.15830999 File: 215 KB, 500x442, MAMONO MANA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would a Monster Girl version of The Kingpin of Crime be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:14:39 2016 No.15831003 >>15830999 Chainsmoking alice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:19:58 2016 No.15831020 >>15830961 Hooray for the Spiderman trauma.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:21:08 2016 No.15831027 >>15830984 I needed>>15831020 to understand that reference.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:22:01 2016 No.15831032 >>15829146 Very tender and inspiring. Nice work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:29:57 2016 No.15831056 >>15830953 Yeah, it was awful. She was such a sweetheart, and they just got so fucking creepy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:31:47 2016 No.15831061 >>15831056 >creepy. The worst part about it is that completely fits, they weren't creepy by feminist standards. Those faggots were going way over the line.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:36:01 2016 No.15831071 File: 133 KB, 410x600, Kunoichi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15830999 Don't know about that, but I do know who Daredevil would be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:38:20 2016 No.15831078 File: 227 KB, 960x1280, 1457471463556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15830999 A particularly pudgy Minotaur (since Kingpin got that lowkey strength)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:38:22 2016 No.15831079 >>15831071 Werebat maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:38:27 2016 No.15831080 >>15831071 Kunoichis are cute, really god damn cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:38:40 2016 No.15831081 >>15830952 >Attack of the Buff Kakuen

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:39:20 2016 No.15831083 >>15831003 I love the idea of a jadded old hag trapped in an Alices body, chain smoking herself to the grave while tending bar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:39:56 2016 No.15831086 >>15831081 Pull on their tails, it's their only non-lewd weakness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:41:33 2016 No.15831088 >>15831086 >Pulling on tails isn't lewd Nigger, do you know where you are?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:41:47 2016 No.15831089 >>15831079 >Bat with ninja skills I like it. We need art of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:43:56 2016 No.15831095 >>15831088 But doesn't it just make them unable to move? How could that be lewd?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:45:10 2016 No.15831100 File: 290 KB, 672x1200, Ren_Xiongmao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Pandas are no longer endangered never to lazy to fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:46:22 2016 No.15831103 >>15829146 That was beautiful, and quite romantic. Great work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:48:14 2016 No.15831112 >>15831100 wait really? source?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:49:21 2016 No.15831117 >>15831112 http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/07/science/giant-panda-endangered-vulnerable.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:50:30 2016 No.15831120 >>15831112 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-37272718

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:51:04 2016 No.15831124 >>15831117 huh. guess they finally developed a sex drive. Red panda edit when? >>15831100

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:53:21 2016 No.15831128 >>15831100 You know what they say, never say no to panda!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:54:42 2016 No.15831131 >>15831117 >>15831120 Not to /pol/ post, but, if it's like anything else I've learned regarding mainland china, don't believe anything involving numbers that hasn't been independently verified....

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 01:59:26 2016 No.15831139 >>15831128 So if I dont pick up the cheese ill get raped?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:00:17 2016 No.15831142 >>15831100 I suppose that's good now that giraffes are?

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:01:18 2016 No.15831148

>>15831128
>Bags full of shopping
>On your doorstep trying to fiddle with keys
>Panda appears next to you with a hapy, lewd grin on her face
>Asks if you want a quick fuck
>Laugh a little and say your hands are a bit busy
>Lift the armful of bags to demonstrate this
>The expression from her face drops
~Just you know why~
~Why you and I~
>And with a single swipe of her paw, she knocks everything out of your arms making it go scatteringall over the shop
>Cans of tomato soup go flying up into the air
>And with another swipe she claws it in twain
>While stomping your carton of milk and spraying it all over your front steps
>And kicking your loaf of bread away
>She turns back to look at you
~Just you know why~
~Why you and I~

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:04:52 2016 No.15831161 >>15831148 That Panda is getting punched.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:05:05 2016 No.15831164 >>15831148 >Nervously tell you son to go get more panda cheese. >She eyes him and licks her lips. >Tell him to get another. >She nods and walks on. These pandas I swear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:08:30 2016 No.15831178 >>15831164 >>She eyes him and licks her lips. >Allowing her to walk off after threatening your son's virginity like that What kind of father are you? A boy's virginity is for his childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:10:00 2016 No.15831182 >No kunoichi to use her blade-tail to give me a shave

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:11:09 2016 No.15831185 >>15831148 Being forced to give out consent to a monster girl after she physically threatens you sounds way hotter than it should be

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:11:34 2016 No.15831187 >>15831178 Get you head out of the generic gutter childhood friend is not always best girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:12:36 2016 No.15831189 >>15831187 So you would just throw your son to the wolves? Is that the kind of father you are, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:13:21 2016 No.15831192 >>15831178 Don't want to mess with that Panda.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:13:27 2016 No.15831194 >>15831189 The wolves are nice girls. Don't you see how much love they get here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:14:40 2016 No.15831199 >>15831187 I remember a short lived manga where one of the girls was the self-proclaimed "childhood friend against his will"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:17:04 2016 No.15831204 >>15831194 I'm not talking about Wolfus, anon. Wolfus are cuddly and very nice women. I'm talking about actual wolves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:17:58 2016 No.15831208 I want to teach a werewolf the peanut butter trick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:19:13 2016 No.15831213 >>15831208 Anon no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:19:42 2016 No.15831216 >>15831208 the what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:20:46 2016 No.15831219 >>15831208 You sick bastard

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:23:15 2016 No.15831230 >>15831213 >>15831219 I'll do it! I'll make sure the peanut butter's crunchy too!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:24:26 2016 No.15831233 Reminder that geese harpies are not your friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:28:19 2016 No.15831243 File: 176 KB, 702x886, theydontloveyou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that monstergirls only want you for your energy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:30:34 2016 No.15831247 >>15831243 No way man. They appreciate the dickings too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:31:55 2016 No.15831249 >>15831243 Reminder that human women only want you for your assets. Only monstergirls can love you unconditionally!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:32:23 2016 No.15831251 >>15831243 Doesn't matter, had sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:33:24 2016 No.15831252 >>15830451 >No cute chubby Ryu family to attack you with hugs and coils

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:34:28 2016 No.15831253 >>15831243 How else she she going to do the dark matter spirit bomb?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:41:45 2016 No.15831265 Would it be possible to gain a lilims love and trust? and then kill her in her sleep?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:46:30 2016 No.15831272 >>15831265 I guess, assuming she doesn't have some sort of magical insurance policy that returns her to a previous state or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:51:11 2016 No.15831283 >>15831265 Go to bed, you have school tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:51:15 2016 No.15831284 >>15828682 Hell if he found you had a folder of bunnygirls that would just make you Hugh Hefner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:51:27 2016 No.15831285 >>15831272 >magical insurance policy "Hyperion recommends checking for any excess limbs before continuing your adventure."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:52:30 2016 No.15831287 >>15831283 These are important questions. How else can I protect my fellow man from the tyranny of monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:56:53 2016 No.15831290 >>15831287 Oh I'm sure you can protect without roleplaying like a wiki faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 02:57:31 2016 No.15831292 >>15831287 You don't. You accept the sweet loving embrace of Monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:00:19 2016 No.15831298 >>15831290 You sound awfully upset. I think someone needs a nice Paladin girl to hug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:00:28 2016 No.15831300 File: 67 KB, 404x600, 1426617827516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hog the sow! Kiss her low!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:00:34 2016 No.15831301 >>15831287 You sick your dick in prime quality waresheep and and avoid ruler types like the plague

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:10:41 2016 No.15831327

>You will never be in a secret underground warehouse where your Gremlin waifu unveils her latest invention.
>It will never explode in both your faces causing her to slowly weep.
>You will never cheer her up by saying that explosion was awesome and she is truly a master of her crafts.
>She will never suddenly laugh and say "just as planned" before picking up the scraps and rebuilding with renewed vigor and a smile on her face.

Feels bad, man.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:27:08 2016 No.15831350
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>>15831327
Huh. So you went the science route, huh? With the hyperactive jumpsuit wearing one? It's your waifu and all, so that's cool I guess.

I mean, I guess having a lich waifu like mine isn't so much different. Except, you know, the whole 'undead' thing. Not having to worry about how many days you spend just cuddling is pretty nice. Oh, but she doesn't have that energy gremlins have, no sir. She's calm and relaxed all the time, wearing a straight face even when sinking me into perverted schemes.

"What are you talking about, anon? The goo pit is perfectly comfortable. Come swimming with me."
"But it's glowing and-"
"perfectly safe. Daijoubu."
"Isn't it moving over there?"
"Get in the sli- innocuous goo, husband."

They both are thinkers and creators in a way, so that's similar. Except mine works with the Sabbath. You know, the leading industry of development in the world? Where does your waifu work again? Her basement, you said? Independent work must be nice. Very... free.

Sorry anon, couldn't resist.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:36:35 2016 No.15831367

>>15831253
> Humanity is in danger of freezing over!
> Will Kakuen ever be able to overcome the evil Emperess Glacies?
> Can the Mon-warriors overcome this mighty foe?
> Who was this mysterious "master" our frozen foe alluded to?
> Find out next time, on Ryu-Ball-Z!

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:39:24 2016 No.15831375

>>15831367
>the next episode is six minutes of the opening and a recap of what happened before, 2 minutes of them staring at each other and characters reacting to it, then 7 minutes of commercials, then a recap of what happened before the commercials, then someone says something, close-ups of peoples reactions to what was said, then the ending narration, then 3 minutes of the ending theme and next episode preview
Ayup.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:41:48 2016 No.15831385

>>15831298
She would get too into the fact I would buckle at the knees when hearing any form of praise. Too into the fact I enjoy her guidance to help me find direction, too into the squire who eagerly does what she wants without question with a smile, so long as he has a goal to strive for.

She'll go full dom and into a Lilim with a gentle femdom fetish before the next moon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:42:17 2016 No.15831386 >>15831375 The pain of basic cable. I remember it well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:47:10 2016 No.15831392 File: 409 KB, 900x700, 1419319223109.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Well you summoned me, so you better feed me!

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:47:25 2016 No.15831393

>>15831375
6+2+7+recap+new+3 = 18 + recap + new
30 = 18 + r + n
12 = r + n

even if the internal episode recap is equal to the series recap at the start, this is scarily true in the timeslot provided. This is no exaggeration, people. abridged is better than the new series. It might be better than the original too- even the cringeworthiest of jokes still don't take up twice the time of the new information.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:50:24 2016 No.15831396

>>15831350
Sorry, I'm an idiot so I can't offer a witty retort or any particularly intellectual banter.

I can see why that whole undead thing is so enticing, yes. Being able to gently cuddle without a care for all eternity and all that. I imagine it must be very... warm...

Besides, seeing someone with so much energy run around is very inspiring, I suppose living every day together with laughter and explosions is good enough for me.

Also, the Sabbath you say? Wow, you got some connections, there. Must admit I'm rather impressed. Oh, and I said 'secret underground warehouse'. I can see how you might mistake them, but believe me; can't fit a ship in a basement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:54:43 2016 No.15831399 >>15831392 Freeloaderbus please, my balls are like raisins after you just have your breakfast.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:55:16 2016 No.15831400

>>15831392
Hm? Yeah, there's some sandwiches and cola or tea in the fridge. Grab the chips from the pantry if you're getting up, would you? I wanna solve this sheet before taking a break. Thanks again for helping me with logarithmic functions, class prez!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 03:57:25 2016 No.15831405 >>15831400 What villainy is this?

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:01:46 2016 No.15831413

>>15831405
You don't want the turkey and swiss, huh? Well we could always order pizza, but every time I do there's this purple cat that keeps sneaking into the box and eating it all before I get any... Well, I guess we have time for fish tacos? There's a family restaurant up the street that does traditional tortillas made there and everything.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:01:47 2016 No.15831414

>>15831393
I love DBZAbridged. TFS just seems to get better with time. The voice acting is definitely higher quality than most legit dubs, and they manage to keep the spirit of the source material, while cutting a ton of the fat, and writing out some great jokes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:02:55 2016 No.15831417 >>15831414 My Popo!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:06:10 2016 No.15831422 >>15831392 At once! I live to serve!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:11:52 2016 No.15831431 >>15831417 ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:13:09 2016 No.15831436 >>15828910 Forced corruption, Not my cup of tea, but well written; which is what I imagine what most people reacted to the story. Welcome to the world of different tastes anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:17:20 2016 No.15831449 >>15831431 AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:17:32 2016 No.15831450

>>15831413
>quod erat demonstrandum: when forced into a situation where dangerous monstergirls are near, the 'boneheaded hero tactic' can be utilized to avoid any unwanted rape. By giving off an aura of either purity or stupidity the enemy is stunned into gentle compliance for a time, however this is an advanced tactic not to be attempted by amateurs. Take note that this does not always work on oneesan type monsters, who may actually be riled up sexually by the same tactic.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:28:41 2016 No.15831473

>>15828797

DE cant make men incubi unless they do a voluntary ritual.

Slimes/Shoggs can have a semi-normal pregnancy.

On earth only about 15 Percent more mg than men. Just enough for competition, not enough for mass MG suffering. Other side of the gate can be the standard harem ratio.

MG can be 3dpd but it is against their instincts.

Just a bunch of hugbox crap honesty

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:29:43 2016 No.15831477 >>15831450 >Take note that this does always work on oneesan type monsters every single time, who are definitely never riled up sexually by the same tactic. Fixed. Mou~ Tell the truth anon.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:50:45 2016 No.15831522

>>15829359
>In a far off magical land there exist curses called PHOBIAS capable of rendering adult monstergirls afraid of small spiders, mice and flying insects.
>You must take the role of SirJustusWarrior, honorary graduate of psych 101 to end this curse cast by the Wizards of the Patriarchy.
>Finish showing the Dragon Queen how insignificant small rodents are to her liberated, independent self.
>Get bit by the small mouse.
>Die of rabies.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:54:14 2016 No.15831526

>>15828797

Monstergirls *can* be civilized by a good husbando, but if left to their own devices their behaviour is very animal-like: they just want to rut and suck all day, be pregnant constantly, and let their kids slither off into the undergrowth rather than raise them. That's why the population doesn't explode: not due to infertility, but because the childhood follows the Rules Of Nature.

Monstergirls know that all humans hate and fear them, and most of them know they don't have the resources to keep a man prisoner, so they mostly pump-n-dump because they assume relationships are Can Not Have. If she wakes up in her nest and you haven't run away in the night, she'll probably be terrified.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:55:39 2016 No.15831530 >>15828797 It's like our world, but the girls are starting to get through to us on a conceptual level, and the more ethereal ones, like the Elementals, are starting to manifest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 04:58:57 2016 No.15831535 >>15831243 Reminder, your 3dpd girl wants your wallet and your pool boy, in that order

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 05:07:00 2016 No.15831542 >>15831535 Paladin-chan only wants three things.Your love. Your devotion, and your sons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 05:09:00 2016 No.15831546 >>15830884 Bit of a late reply, but you ever read the "His Dark Materials" books? There was a reason most common people had a dog or wolf for a soul. Humans love doggos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 05:27:46 2016 No.15831588 File: 417 KB, 648x905, 1427448851589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Join the Platoon Pristine and take over the world!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 05:38:32 2016 No.15831617 >>15831588 Eh, I'd rather the Moorauders and enjoy some cow based barbarias

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 05:39:37 2016 No.15831620 File: 195 KB, 700x1030, 1434620551581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15831617 We live in yurts!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 05:41:47 2016 No.15831631 >>15831620 They also make cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 05:44:28 2016 No.15831636 >>15831620 2furry4me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:04:21 2016 No.15831677 File: 448 KB, 725x1024, 1433314035768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Knights ho!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:08:55 2016 No.15831688 File: 218 KB, 857x511, Prepare yourself!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15831677 I got my knight right here!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:09:24 2016 No.15831689 File: 48 KB, 680x699, 1469233537458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15831243 If you don't give them your energy, they win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:13:42 2016 No.15831694 >>15831688 That looks like there going for a tag move

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:14:55 2016 No.15831698 >>15831688 >Dragoon is totally into it and serious >Wyvern is just glad to be spending time with him

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:17:17 2016 No.15831704 >>15831677 No, I told you before that I am a bartender, not an escort

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:20:37 2016 No.15831711 File: 456 KB, 1703x1703, Knight and dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15831698 I thought that was a dragon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:23:10 2016 No.15831716 >>15831711 I assumed Wyvern because partnership with a knight, it could very well be a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:29:46 2016 No.15831724 File: 2.63 MB, 2700x3150, 25101008_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15831677 For honor!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:38:58 2016 No.15831738 >>15831724 I would do terrible things to that maus if she wound up in my dungeon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:50:01 2016 No.15831757 >>15831738 Like what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:50:05 2016 No.15831758 >>15831738 You too? Would you ruin her, or make her so obedient she fights for you with glee?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:51:30 2016 No.15831762 >>15831757 >>15831758 Ruin her as a fighter. Nothing breaks ones pride like making her near worthless as a fighter

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:54:34 2016 No.15831771 >>15831762 You're going to need to elaborate on the process anon.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 06:58:46 2016 No.15831777

>>15831771
Well, she doesn't look particularly busty so getting her an overly large chest would throw her balance off a bit.
Her muscles would need to be weakened so some extended time tied up could help get rid of them, as would reducing her protein intake, possibly with an increase in sweets and junk food to replace it with useless stuff

Lastly, we'd need to break her will so a little bit of 'servant training' would help make her loyal

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:11:51 2016 No.15831807 File: 1.34 MB, 900x1900, 1428304915439.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15831777 How droll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:19:03 2016 No.15831827 >>15831807 What? Are you telling me that binding up a maus, slapping her with a riding crop, forcing her to have sweets/holst milk, and getting into some advanced orgasm denial for weeks is boring?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:21:15 2016 No.15831831 >>15831827 Not him, but that sounds dull as shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:21:51 2016 No.15831833 >>15829146 Shit you know how to give the feels too, I'm still amazed you just appeared out of nowhere. Guess it's obvious you have been writing quite the time before starting here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:26:07 2016 No.15831843 >>15831831 Well, I'll go be dull with the maus, elf, centaur, and mermaid that tried to bust in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:30:56 2016 No.15831857 >>15831843 >It's so boring I need to include other girls to justify hanging up a perfectly fine piece of maus ass and doing nothing with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:33:38 2016 No.15831865 >>15831857 Anon, you don't don't 'that' to them until you've fully broken them! You can also bind them up real good and hNg them from the ceiling like chandeliers

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:36:12 2016 No.15831873

>>15831865
>Not having savage, animalistic sex with a fierce biker maus who is constantly fighting you for the dominant position, culminating in the two of you being hot, sweaty and quivering, fucking eachother well past your stamina reserves until all that's left is gentle yet passionate grinding and short, deep thrusts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:40:58 2016 No.15831882 File: 693 KB, 900x9195, 1469392257625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:43:24 2016 No.15831887 >>15831827 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBusiGz4NzE Might at well just spend the entire time petting her until she gets addicted to your dungeon master hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:45:31 2016 No.15831893 >>15831882 The idea is cute, but would patching a wing like that even work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:47:14 2016 No.15831898 >>15831893 Just pretend it works, it's for her sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:49:26 2016 No.15831907 >>15831887 Eh, that could be a side thing too. I mean, it's not like every mind breaking needs to involve filling every orifice with dice centaur sized vibrators

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:50:59 2016 No.15831913 File: 407 KB, 700x700, pet mouse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15831887 HIGH IMPACT PETTING

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:53:54 2016 No.15831921 >>15831887 Lewd!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 07:59:44 2016 No.15831926 File: 568 KB, 960x1200, tumblr_nxkoapl2vS1r5kws5o1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15831913

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 08:22:25 2016 No.15831953 >>15831882 I want her to squirt all over that cookie and then I want to eat it while she watches.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 08:23:28 2016 No.15831956 >>15831926 I swear to god, this guy has the best anti-humor on the fucking web.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 09:17:50 2016 No.15831967 File: 106 KB, 850x993, 1440063559445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ice Cream?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 09:18:47 2016 No.15831970 >>15831967 I cream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 09:20:54 2016 No.15831975 >>15831898 This, Fairies work on belief.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 09:36:43 2016 No.15832022 >>15831967 Not for the hot monsters.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 09:54:42 2016 No.15832074

So as a combination to looking back at some early shit and celebrating my first full year here. I've fixed it the first piece i ever did

http://pastebin.com/LFcTTm6z
If i'm right, the only major problem would be tense use.

part of me is thinking of putting some money aside to commission one of my characters, who do you think I should do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 09:57:45 2016 No.15832087 >>15831975 So if i say "I do believe in big breasted tall Titantas" over and over again I'll get one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 09:57:55 2016 No.15832088 File: 72 KB, 500x600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Oh no, look how heavy it's raining. Guess you can't go to work, the roads are all slippy. You'll have to stay in and cuddle me all day"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:02:17 2016 No.15832097 >>15832087 Yes. One will appear in your dreams and maje sure you feel good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:02:46 2016 No.15832098 >>15832087 Sure you will little Billy. Sure you willl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:04:19 2016 No.15832105 >>15832074 Has it really been a year already? It feels like you've been with us for a lot longer, glad you stuck around though. Get the character that your heart tells you to, I think that's always the most important thing with commissions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:04:56 2016 No.15832109 >>15832097 How good? >>15832098 Aw gee wiz thanks mister!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:05:55 2016 No.15832110 >>15832109 >gee wiz Although I fear little Billy will turn into little Billie by the time the Titania shows up, and then they'll go out looking for cocks together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:08:24 2016 No.15832118 >>15832110 He's not like that he's just innocent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:09:46 2016 No.15832126 >>15832118 And the love of cock is the most innocent love of all, you're not fooling me. Whack it with a stick! Whack it I say!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:09:55 2016 No.15832127 >>15832109 How good do you think it is to be happy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:12:19 2016 No.15832132 >>15832126 He just wants his Titania onee-chan anon, leave him alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:23:03 2016 No.15832168 What is your waifu's favorite food anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:24:36 2016 No.15832173 >>15832168 Black.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:27:39 2016 No.15832187 >>15832168 Extra spicy meat curry. She deosn't like fruits vegetables that much though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:31:37 2016 No.15832202 >>15832168 Probably my cum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:31:57 2016 No.15832204 >>15832187 My waifu and yours should be friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:34:02 2016 No.15832212 >>15832168 Blood It's the only one anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:41:36 2016 No.15832244 >>15832168 Smoked BBQ yak meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:42:49 2016 No.15832250 >>15832244 This a Yeti we're talking about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:43:37 2016 No.15832255 >>15832204 What species is your waifu? I bet they would make the spiciest curry ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:44:30 2016 No.15832259 >>15832255 Well she's dark and scaly and has an affinity to fire, but I won't reveal the secret.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:52:16 2016 No.15832290 >>15832259 Would you look at that. Mine is also black and scaly, she also like to breath fire a lot. They would definitely be good friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:53:45 2016 No.15832294 >>15832259 >>15832290 Two little Alps sitting in a tree~ Spilling S-P-A-G-H-E-T-T-I

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 10:57:36 2016 No.15832305 File: 116 KB, 393x600, Salamandra.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832290 >>15832294 M-mine is actually a Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:01:19 2016 No.15832320 >>15832250 Yes, but it could also apply to wendigos

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:02:49 2016 No.15832325 >>15832320 Wendigos are North-American. Yaks are not found in North-America.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:07:00 2016 No.15832336 >>15832294 Hey now, my waifu might be a black dragon, but that doesn't mean I'm alphy. >>15832305 Don't lie about her, she will be sad.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:08:08 2016 No.15832339

I've decided I'm going to become an archaeologist when I grow up, and I'll go excavating the ancient pagan ruins of my country that nobody has given two shits about in the past couple thousand years.
Which girl would be a good partner for that? I'm not asking for someone who has seen that shit in use herself, because that takes away the romance of discovery. I mean someone who doesn't mind camping out inna woods and excavating and being mostly bored.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:09:45 2016 No.15832346 >>15832336 I'm not lying! I've talked about her before! She's 190cm tall and she's a metalhead!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:12:49 2016 No.15832357 >>15832339 >I've decided I'm going to become an archaeologist That's what I'm studying Since my waifu is rich as fuck I imagine she finances my excavations

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:15:06 2016 No.15832365 >>15832325 Wendigos want to move to get away from the colder climates and take their coats off, enjoy some wholesome American television like Hell's Kitchen and Bobby Flay

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:15:43 2016 No.15832367 >No mature, proud dragon that squeals like a little girl when her husband gives her new gems. >She will never keep the first one you got for her round her neck

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:17:19 2016 No.15832372 >>15832367 Where do you find all these gems? They're not just lying around, are they? Are they? Anyway, to keep posting you have to pay, shall we say, a small fee? >Pay 300 gems [] >No thanks! []

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:20:41 2016 No.15832386 >>15832372 the husband would be a treasure hunter, all the gems and jewellery are given to the dragon, help he sells the other relics to fund his trips

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:21:55 2016 No.15832391 >>15832372 This post smells of 'coon,

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:22:15 2016 No.15832393 >>15832391 Bear, actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:23:53 2016 No.15832400 >>15832393 Took me a bit. Dammit, Moneybags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:25:22 2016 No.15832405 >>15832400 It's been a long time since you played the three Spyro games, hasn't it? You should replay them. I did it a while ago. Great stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:25:35 2016 No.15832408 >>15832393 Goddamn its been too long since I've played old spyro, I missef the ref completly fuck that guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:26:29 2016 No.15832412 >>15831689 Fuck off Justin. You've somehow managed to be an even worse PM than your father.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:27:44 2016 No.15832417 >>15832412 Please explain who that guy is

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:29:02 2016 No.15832427 File: 387 KB, 900x900, 1458123826239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Study hard, archaeologist anons. History is being treated as less and less important these days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:30:19 2016 No.15832431 >>15832417 Canadian Prime Minister CURRANT YEAR

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:30:47 2016 No.15832437 >>15832417 The Dear Leader of Canada who says "If you kill your enemies, they win"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:30:56 2016 No.15832439 >>15832427 That's OK. I'm pretty sure history is just whatever you feel it is. I heard that it was written by the victors and we all know what shitlords they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:31:32 2016 No.15832441 >>15832439 That's loser talk, boy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:32:45 2016 No.15832445 >>15832431 >>15832437 Thank you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:33:21 2016 No.15832449 >>15832437 Fook that, eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:35:20 2016 No.15832454 >>15832339 Crow Tengu

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:36:35 2016 No.15832457

>>15828797
There is none, shit's held in place by magic and they ain't gotta explain shit, be it a city of monstergirls or a remote shrine. It's magic bitch, I'm not so autistic as to start making up big worlds for my fap material.

Also this will cause butthurt but since you asked: maledom not existing is the constant in all of it I guess, maledomfags just get an amazon or something to fix them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:39:52 2016 No.15832470 >>15832457 More of a ass clench for me. Id rather there be no dom past the rape

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:51:36 2016 No.15832498 >>15831689 >>15832412 well memed fags

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 11:57:55 2016 No.15832517 File: 597 KB, 774x1083, 1436447365898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to try a full-body tentacle massage and some suction-cup hickies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:03:48 2016 No.15832529 >>15832168 Steak, medium rare, with a side of Arby's curly fries. And pineapple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:04:05 2016 No.15832530 >>15832517 I want to massage a Kraken's tentacles

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:05:18 2016 No.15832535 >You will never roleplay a outbreak with a zombie harem

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:09:52 2016 No.15832550 >>15832535 Can I fucking be fucking Negan, fuck?

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:11:33 2016 No.15832553
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>>15830952
>YUGE girl rubbing her sweaty pussy in her male's face to "mark him" and make him see the appeal of her scent
>MFW huge sweaty dire wolf doing this to you after practice

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:16:25 2016 No.15832560

>>15832535
I'd rather that be how I meet them.
>Monstergirl invasion of our world
>One tactic is to let Ghouls and Zombies swarm a city.
>You'll never run away from a pack of about five Zombies and a Ghoul who noticed you.
>You'll never trip and fall, allowing them to catch up.
>You'll never quiver in fear as they tear off your shirt, hoping you'll at least die quick.
>You'll never be surprised when they just huddle around you and cuddle you while the Ghoul assaults your mouth with her tongue.
>"He's waaarm~"
>"Found one~"
>"So waaaarm~"
>You'll never be carried off by them to your house.
>They'll never cuddlefuck you for days.
>You'll never walk out of that house the day peace is made with six loving Wight waifus.
Suffering.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:18:15 2016 No.15832567

>>15832535
Better yet, roleplaying a zombie outbreak with a harem of normal monster girls
>they're the "zombies"
>you're armed with a nerf gun and foam bat
>if you get caught they can have their way with you freely and do what they want
>if you win, the last "zombie" you took out has to lay down and let you have your way with her how you want, regardless her preferences
>the games are always competitive and winning side always changes, as does who the last "zombie" is

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:29:48 2016 No.15832596 >>15832567 That sounds fun as fuck, granted even at 25, i still want nerf toys

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:31:11 2016 No.15832601 >>15832427 Well I'm not taking responsibility for a bunch of shitskins destroying their own history like retards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:32:31 2016 No.15832606 >>15832596 They're way better now than they were when I was a kid man. Nerf is pretty much a family friendly arms dealer now.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:32:58 2016 No.15832607

>>15832601
It's not just them, history as a subject is being cut down on in grade school in the future. At least where I live it's getting replaced with language classes and gym.
And not just any language, but one spoken by 5% of the population but that everyone has to learn because the law says so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:39:53 2016 No.15832626 >>15832596 They improved massively over the years and competition is always fun regardless of age.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:45:12 2016 No.15832638 File: 311 KB, 2048x1536, CsPQPfKVYAAd6FK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your Yeti neighbour cooked a bit too much food and wants to share the extras, you would accept her offer right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:45:56 2016 No.15832639 >>15832638 I guess so, but this means she's got to come over my place some other night so I can treat her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:51:45 2016 No.15832653 File: 338 KB, 803x786, 1451927173560.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832553 I want this, but with a YUGE Onee-Familiar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 12:59:27 2016 No.15832664 >>15832567 That sounds AMAZING.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:02:04 2016 No.15832670 File: 99 KB, 500x600, 1473786124762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you impregnate and take responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:02:47 2016 No.15832671 >>15832670 BLEERRUGGHH THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:04:58 2016 No.15832682 >>15832670 In a fuckin heartbeat anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:08:41 2016 No.15832696 >>15832670 She looks so sad in that "nobody will ever love me" kind of way. So yeah, i'd give her a child if I never ran into one of my favorite species.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:11:42 2016 No.15832704 >>15832670 Absolutely, centipedes are lovely (and the smelly is one of the worst memes to come out of this place)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:13:18 2016 No.15832708 File: 94 KB, 736x641, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832696 >a child Anon, centipedes lay many, many eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:14:13 2016 No.15832712 >>15832708 >that pose It's like she's saying "MINE, BACK OFF".

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:14:21 2016 No.15832714 >>15832638 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:14:50 2016 No.15832715 >>15832712 That's exactly what she's saying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:15:41 2016 No.15832718 >>15832670 Just a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:16:20 2016 No.15832720 >>15832638 That means I'll have to repay her, either a menial task around her house that requires dexterity and not huge paws or hugs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:17:18 2016 No.15832724 >>15832708 >you go to comfort her and see your children >get bitten by overprotective mother

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:18:04 2016 No.15832728
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>>15832670
Gladly.

Oomukade daughterus would probably be adorable too. Just imagine a pair of little gloomy Oomukades coiling around your legs for a hug while their mother takes a photo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:18:12 2016 No.15832729 >>15832715 I can now imagine an Oomukade behaving like that around her husband. >Honey, I made half of them, I have every right to told them >No!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:20:06 2016 No.15832735 >>15832720 But all she wants is your happiness. She perfectly okay with your happiness involving hugs, lewdness and marriage proposals but she's not pushy and would be content with you just enjoying the meal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:20:19 2016 No.15832736 In your setting, how did you meet you're waifu? Was there rape? Was it traditional dating? some other circumstance? Tell me the story, and post pic of waifus species.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:20:24 2016 No.15832737 >>15832708 She looks like she just came back from either a ball pit or a pool of jelly beans

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:20:53 2016 No.15832740 >>15832638 Who keeps drawing these yetis? The last 2 images are the same style and signed off the same way with the English and Japanese name

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:21:05 2016 No.15832741 >>15832708 Oomukade definitely lay less than that if their uncommonness is anything to go by.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:22:10 2016 No.15832742 >>15832736 Pity sex and licking each others' wounds. I forget which came first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:22:17 2016 No.15832743 >>15832740 This guy https://twitter.com/gashiwataex378

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:22:25 2016 No.15832744 >>15832736 I've never given any thought to such things. I always just concentrate on the bit where I'm cuddling her as I go to sleep.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:24:14 2016 No.15832751
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>>15832670
>Snowball sake and your saliva into her mouth
>Kiss her mouth, her cheek, the hollow of her neck
>Caress her petite breasts, lick her absALWAYSLICKTHEABS
>Drunkenly climb on top of her and FEROCIOUSLY impregnate
>To the point she loses all control of her body and makes sure to use her multitudes of legs to prevent you from pulling out, ensuring insemination
>Continue until Round 32
>All the daughterus

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:26:34 2016 No.15832759 >>15832751 Perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:26:37 2016 No.15832760 >>15832728 >>15832670 I wonder if they are sad because they are a grown monster woman with a flat chest. >>15832708 This centipede is just plain cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:29:06 2016 No.15832765 >>15832751 Anon, you are aware snowball means swapping semen orally right? It's not a catch-all for any fluid.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:30:52 2016 No.15832777
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>>15832736
I've created a bunch of settings. Some where I find her while exploring, some where we end up together by fate, some where I see her by herself and go for it. There are even some where she finds me and starts the love train.

Doesn't really matter though, we always end up loving each other no matter the circumstances.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:32:18 2016 No.15832783 >>15832735 I'll be her personal daki for one night, anything that happens is up to her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:34:41 2016 No.15832788 >>15832777 I like this Young One.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:35:46 2016 No.15832791 >>15832550 But where would you find a vampire willing to le you use her as a weapon to bludgeon people?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:37:28 2016 No.15832797 >>15832791 I could always just wield a Wurm wrapped in roses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:41:22 2016 No.15832805 File: 403 KB, 1280x1493, Breakfast is rape with extra sauce.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832638 I like to think this is the same guy and he keeps getting harassed by local girls trying to win him over by conquering his stomach.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:42:17 2016 No.15832807 >>15832805 Do I have to eat ALL the eggs though?

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:44:37 2016 No.15832813
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>>15832736
Most of the time whenever I make a setting, it involves knights and war and love blooming on the battlefield

One particular one had a Lady knight turn into a demon. cant remember much but her contract as disguised as a simple mercenary one

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:48:14 2016 No.15832820 >>15832807 And there I was resisting the urge to make the file name egg related. Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:49:14 2016 No.15832823 >>15832736 The setting I keep coming back to is the one where she used to be my dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:50:33 2016 No.15832827 >>15832823 I swear theres a manga with that, It involved a lot of foot licking for some reason

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:52:05 2016 No.15832831 >>15832827 I mean, I'm in to subs and all that, but not so much the foot licking. I feel like that would just tickle too much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:53:18 2016 No.15832833 File: 129 KB, 850x1061, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832736 Valued worshipper of the rain goddess

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 13:55:45 2016 No.15832842 >>15832736 Usually it's some sort of shit like rekindling a past romance because I know only one way to tell a story. The other times it's a killing man who's reached his killing prime, weapons of my choice great balls of fire.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:11:21 2016 No.15832885
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>>15832736
>Travel north to escape DL army invasion
>Find ancient ruins
>Its an odd place, my brain trembles
>Climb the tower, and find cult of Chaos girls doing astronomy
>"Ara Ara"
>Crazy orgy
>Young Shoggoth grows attached and starts following me around.

>Spend our years rescuing Chaos girls from DL capture squads

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:11:59 2016 No.15832887 >>15832736 We meet as coworkers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:12:16 2016 No.15832888 File: 254 KB, 800x710, 1448085633649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 6ft. Albino Penguingirls when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:20:15 2016 No.15832905 >>15832168 Nachos.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:20:27 2016 No.15832906
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>>15832888
>Wanting 72" albino noot-noots
>Not wanting Elder Things
>Not wanting Hounds of Tindalos
>Not wanting Yugolonac
>Not wanting Shub-Niggurath
>Not wanting Hastur
>Not wanting Nyarlathotep
>Not wanting the power to move you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:24:13 2016 No.15832917 >>15832813 >Skin colored demon Why does this feel like heresy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:24:20 2016 No.15832919 >>15832842 Now there's a blast from the past.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:30:06 2016 No.15832934 >>15832917 >skin colored you mean sunburn colored?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:34:58 2016 No.15832942 File: 293 KB, 857x1200, whywouldyouwanttoleave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never spend the day in a tentacle girl pit. Life sucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:36:03 2016 No.15832945 >>15832934 meh. I've seen plenty of pink looking white people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:36:32 2016 No.15832947 >>15832942 Good thing Tentacles get no content like the shit tier girls they are!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:38:05 2016 No.15832953 >>15832942 Budget cuts have forced the pit owners to combine the tentacle girl and slime girl pits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:38:42 2016 No.15832955 >>15832942 You like tentacles up your butt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:39:11 2016 No.15832957 >>15832942 That would be nice, but I'd prefer a day in a snake pit or slime pool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:42:30 2016 No.15832964 File: 266 KB, 858x800, nkBnZms.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] doing requests inbetween commissions

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:44:03 2016 No.15832971 >>15832964 Requests? Dragon handstand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:44:17 2016 No.15832972 >>15832964 christmas yeti

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:44:21 2016 No.15832973 >>15832964 Who are you, and what kind of requests?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:46:17 2016 No.15832981 >>15832973 https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon some mg requests i got before normie things got a hold of me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:48:02 2016 No.15832986 >>15832964 Gazer/Wisp hybrid please. Really want to see something come from that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:48:26 2016 No.15832991 >>15832964 Living armor battling against a cursed sword over a man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:49:01 2016 No.15832993 >>15832981 Ah. In that case, a tentacle girl in a one-piece swimsuit? Never mind how she got it on in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:50:11 2016 No.15832998 >>15832964 A cute kej doing cute things

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:52:26 2016 No.15833005 >>15832964 A pregnant stage 3 alp

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:52:48 2016 No.15833011 File: 342 KB, 703x1200, wight_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832964 Short-haired musclegirl Wight with tattered armor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:57:05 2016 No.15833035 >>15832964 Soldier beetle drinking juice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:57:26 2016 No.15833036 File: 77 KB, 600x683, 1469073908339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What bad habits does your waifu have?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:57:49 2016 No.15833039 >>15833036 not existing ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:58:39 2016 No.15833045 >>15832964 Salamander librarian

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:58:47 2016 No.15833047 >>15832964 A potato. Just a potato.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 14:59:20 2016 No.15833051 >>15833036 Mine smokes and drinks both of which are great fetishes. Drunk sex especially.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:00:41 2016 No.15833058 >>15833039 Same here. What a coincidence

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:01:13 2016 No.15833061 File: 476 KB, 188x174, sweatinguu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833011 >/fit/ bobcut Wight

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:02:23 2016 No.15833066 >>15833036 Too many sweets, not enough exercise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:03:45 2016 No.15833069 >>15833036 Cursing, can get really moody at times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:04:14 2016 No.15833072 >>15833061 >/fit/ bobcut My brother

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:06:38 2016 No.15833080 >>15833039 This

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:09:03 2016 No.15833090 >>15832964 Fuck I hope I'm not late, any chance of a Hobgoblin in a school swimsuit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:09:59 2016 No.15833093 >>15832986 Seconding. that was a good hyrbid, and too cute to just let fade into the ether.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:10:09 2016 No.15833094 >>15832981 I had a request from about 5-6 months ago that never got done

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:10:18 2016 No.15833096 >>15833036 She starts breathing some fire when she's bored, which might end up burning the house if she isn't careful. It also comes out when she orgasms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:11:06 2016 No.15833100 >>15833094 well im starting now

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:12:45 2016 No.15833104 File: 568 KB, 700x893, 1473793965645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15828797 It's kinda like XCOM 2 but with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:12:48 2016 No.15833105 >>15833100 It better be the remaining requests of the 13 from half a year ago first, although I'm not holding much hope

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:22:55 2016 No.15833138 Careful not to fall for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:24:27 2016 No.15833142 >>15833138 >those faggots that spammed that scaly shit on the eve of XCOM 2's release >that one faggot that even made a thread OP with one before it thankfully got deleted

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:31:13 2016 No.15833156 File: 87 KB, 600x800, 1458616408606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Toads are pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:33:45 2016 No.15833163 >>15833156 Queen of intercrural.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:40:29 2016 No.15833183 >>15832964 If you're still taking requests/suggestions, an Anubis in a lab coat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:40:34 2016 No.15833184 >>15833138 You know you basically gave him a (you) right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:40:44 2016 No.15833185 File: 133 KB, 1412x1000, 1469583175431-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why would anybody not want a thick Onee-san to dote on them everyday and help them take a bath even when they're 25 and living on their own?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:41:50 2016 No.15833189 >>15833185 Why not a wife? Onee-sans are a meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:42:48 2016 No.15833194 >>15833185 Because sisters are the worst thing to have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:43:23 2016 No.15833196 >>15833105 What 13 requests were those?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:43:39 2016 No.15833198 Futakuchi-onna when, KC?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:45:26 2016 No.15833202 >>15833198 right around the same time as the Rokurokubi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:46:43 2016 No.15833206 >>15833196 http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/journal/Requests-600778414

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:49:17 2016 No.15833212 >>15833206 Not him, but I remember attempting to send something when you were taking requests at that time, but it didn't go through.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:50:44 2016 No.15833220 >>15833206 >First one is literally a request for an edgelord "hates everything especially my dad" robot with a black and red colour scheme, wolverine claws, wearing a fedora and a longcoat, overseeing a burning city Fucking lel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:52:53 2016 No.15833228 >>15833220 Oh fuck you're right. Nigga even has a GN Nucleus or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:56:15 2016 No.15833236 >>15833220 >Said guy also has 'sonic' in the name wew

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:56:27 2016 No.15833237
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>>15828797
The only thing worth of note in my setting is that the Big Bad, if you even want to call them that is still a male. But he's too busy having his four wives fuck with the fabric of reality to care to do anything.

Fucking Lilith.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 15:59:22 2016 No.15833244 >>15833237 How are they fucking with the fabric of reality?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:01:50 2016 No.15833253 >>15833244 Well, for starters, that was originally high quality bait in that pic

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:04:39 2016 No.15833259 >>15833253 The four wives have the power to lower the resolution of reality? That sounds like some bizarre Stand power.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:08:09 2016 No.15833266 >>15833206 Oh hey, neat. The guy who did that one cool Gargoyle pic. Like, literally the only fanart she's ever gotten.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:08:31 2016 No.15833267
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>>15833244
They do it like any other powerful spell casters. Finding the proper conduit. One may use humanity's dreams, the other their fears, the other their lust. Anything to make monsters real, it's sort of a 'various circles/planes of reality that never truly intersect or overlap' save for with some kind of interference.

Just like a certain Antarctican Spider helping them for shits-n-giggles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:10:06 2016 No.15833269 >>15832168 Borscht.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:10:11 2016 No.15833270 >>15833266 You mean the one where she was moving around during daytime?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:11:02 2016 No.15833272 >>15832964 A young Raiju practicing thunder mastery.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:14:39 2016 No.15833274 File: 1006 KB, 2800x1979, yeti.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832972 >>15832964 >>15833105 Extortion is thinking man fetish >>15833220 he didnt even send a note so :y

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:16:21 2016 No.15833277 File: 607 KB, 2800x1979, yeti 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833274 i dont even know anymore, it's 4 am

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:17:05 2016 No.15833278 >>15833274 Nice work! She looks fluffy right down to her eyelashes. "Manager" only has one "n" in it though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:17:07 2016 No.15833280 >>15833274 Somehow I feel like this could cause an FDA violation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:18:11 2016 No.15833283 >>15833278 Maybe the guy's name is Mannager

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:18:28 2016 No.15833284 >>15833267 Neat. Almost get a kind of Godhand sense for it, as malevolent entities who each interact with the world through different concepts and themes. Pretty sure the Atlach's dwelling is in the Arctic though, not the Antarctic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:18:57 2016 No.15833286 File: 1003 KB, 2800x1979, yeti.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833274 >>15833278 >>15833283 brainfart

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:20:14 2016 No.15833293 >>15833274 This is fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:20:56 2016 No.15833294 >>15833286 Pretty such that's illegal. What's that text over her ID? Fired?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:20:56 2016 No.15833295 File: 37 KB, 329x266, d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833286

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:21:41 2016 No.15833298 >>15833293 Everything is fine

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:21:58 2016 No.15833300

>>15833284
Just double checked. It is.

The main problem with the whole setting is I suck at writing things in a subtle manner so the only real scene I have in my head is Lilith going to Atlach-Nacha's lair only to be disappointed it looks more like a posh boudoir with lavish throw pillows and a massive loom over Discount Shelob's Lair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:22:00 2016 No.15833301 >>15833294 expired

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:22:09 2016 No.15833302 >>15833294 I bet it's "retired".

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:22:35 2016 No.15833305 >>15833286 Inspector yeti I'd like to report a violation, there's white fur in my beer

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:23:30 2016 No.15833307 >>15833274 >Extortion is thinking man fetish >reply to Christmas yeti idea I'm so confused

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:24:31 2016 No.15833309 >>15833286 Better give her the drink equivalent of a Nasty Patty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:25:13 2016 No.15833311 >>15833307 That was one of the old requests I should know because it was my request.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:25:15 2016 No.15833312 >>15833307 im assuming that's the same guy who sent the request to my dA in hindsight, yeti cult might be bigger than one person

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:25:17 2016 No.15833313 >>15833307 She's a Christmas Cake? >>15833309 Y'know, in hindsight, that episode was dark as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:26:53 2016 No.15833321 >>15833312 >yeti cult might be bigger than one person There's literally handfuls of us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:27:59 2016 No.15833323 >>15833311 >>15833312 Uh, the christmas yeti post today was mine and i haven't made other requests. I guess yetis are just really popular.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:30:19 2016 No.15833324 >>15833295 Wait....I remember the lower half of that face! It's the cuddler!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:30:38 2016 No.15833326 >>15833286 >>15833277 Will you still be doing the requests from long ago? I sent a note for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:30:53 2016 No.15833328 >>15833312 I sent the suit agent yeti request, another guy requested the Christmas yeti a few minutes ago. I love it by the way, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:31:35 2016 No.15833330 >>15829592 >White whale Anon, white whales are dicks. Levi is a water Dragon that is just really powerful, but has been called a water Wurm before. The people who call her that most of the time end up swept away by a titanic tsunami.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:31:59 2016 No.15833331 >>15833326 Since he just did mine I'm assuming he is doing those8 requests

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:32:08 2016 No.15833332 >>15833326 currently in dilemma between sleep and continuing strems

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:32:59 2016 No.15833333 >>15833328 It all makes sense now. It's really cool that he's taking the time to do requests. I wish I had the desire to draw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:33:32 2016 No.15833335 >>15833324 She's disguising herself as an inspector in a stolen suit, she'll do anything for a hug!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:33:38 2016 No.15833336 >>15828797 It involves alot of canibalism

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:35:59 2016 No.15833339 >>15833333 > I wish I had the desire to draw. >I wish I could want to draw And the award for dumbest post I've read tonight goes to you. If you want to draw, do so. Make the desire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:36:18 2016 No.15833340 >>15833335 I knew it! They called me crazy for memorizing every criminal in Monster Girl City but I knew it would come in handy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:37:02 2016 No.15833341 >>15833336 Jesus fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:38:59 2016 No.15833350 >>15832736 She played at my field once, and I tried to single her out during a game. She ton exception to this, said if I won the round I could take her on a date. If she won she got to play for free forever. She won, but still wanted a date.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:41:10 2016 No.15833358 >>15832964 A tiny Mantis eating an apple

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:43:48 2016 No.15833365

>>15833339
Let me dumb it down for you since you seem to have completely missed the context. I find it really cool that this artist is taking time to do requests and make others happy. I would love to spend my time making others happy, but I don't enjoy drawing enough to do so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:44:06 2016 No.15833366 >>15832964 A Kobold begging for bellyrubs!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:45:18 2016 No.15833371 >>15833336 I thought about having the mc constantly joke about using team members as food rations in dire situations, as well as there being a noodle incident with a bard, but I don't really feel like doing it.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:47:03 2016 No.15833376

>>15833300
>Discount Shelob

Can you not? I don't expect you to understand Ungoliant's role in LOTR is closer to that of Nyarlathotep as a force of malevolance, with the difference being that it is her hunger and gluttony that threatens reality and the treasures of gods. I don't even expect you to get that Shelob is left both horribly underpowered as compared to her mother and tragically understated on both the books and movies as a sign of decay of the old world. At the very least though, you should know Atlach-Nacha is more of a creator, designing the bridge between our world and another that would likely be it's end.

So as an artisan, of course her home is filled with nice things she finds comfortable. Don't mistake her for some sort of Ushi-Oni conjurer of cheap rapes.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:48:12 2016 No.15833378

>>15833365
Well, enjoyment comes from within.
If you can't get enjoyment from making others happy with your drawings, then you don't really want to make others happy like you claim.

Just saying, it's like an Anon moaning about how they can't be a writefag for whatever stupid reason. All it serves is to make yourself look like a martyr and attention seeker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:48:27 2016 No.15833379 >>15833365 Quality reply. Reading one anon curbstomp another is always so satisfying. Have you considered writing instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:50:53 2016 No.15833388 >>15833379 >burbstomp How quaint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:51:12 2016 No.15833389 File: 1.21 MB, 3264x1836, 0829161127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833365 Then do something else for the people. Writing, drawing, carving mgs out of wood, just do whatever works for you and such.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:52:26 2016 No.15833394
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>>15833376
I was more or less referring to the fact that giant spiders usually have webbing everywhere, Anon.

I don't even really care for Tolkein and his Finngolian boner love, though I did enjoy LOTR as a novel series.

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Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:54:45 2016 No.15833406

>>15833378
You still completely miss the point. I like making people happy, but the I absolutely do not like drawing. It's tedious, incredibly detail-minded work, that is uncomfortable with back and wrist pain.

>>15833389
>>15833388
Might be worth trying, though I don't see a lot of writing requests outside of the /d/ thread. I was kind of under the impression writing requests were frowned upon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:55:49 2016 No.15833409 >>15833398 >>15833404 Little Hellwan deserves a more supportive mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:57:33 2016 No.15833416 >>15833398 Cute but I've never been a fan of the edgy symbols and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:58:35 2016 No.15833422 File: 836 KB, 1280x1920, GRAZED GRAZED GRAZED DODGED.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833104

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 16:59:07 2016 No.15833425 >>15833406 Knigga just write and ask for suggestions.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:03:06 2016 No.15833441

>>15833406
Never gotten any kind of wrist or back pain, but I do have a concern for the latter, as drawing does involve bending over quite a lot. I wonder if professionals have a proper setup or habit to prevent back pain like that.

As for the requests, they're not frowned upon here.
But the way I see it, a request for something to be written here isn't as overt as just "Any writers, please write [thing]!"
The way I see it, any conversation, greentext, or "What if [thing did a thing]?" post could be seen as a request in it's own right. We're being presented with ideas and potentials, a general calling to the thread to see if someone else might attach themselves to those ideas and realise them in an even more fleshed-out way.
Like that recent gazer-wisp thing. It was just started out as a silly idea talking about fusions, but it's gained some traction now, to the point where people really want art for it. Just keep an eye open for interesting ideas, wherever people ask you to or not, I say.
Also, steal ideas all the time.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:03:24 2016 No.15833443

>>15833406
>I was kind of under the impression writing requests were frowned upon
It's not so much that they're frowned upon, it's that some anons are quick to call you a shill if you only do requests for popular girls.

Plus, you're very limited to the kind of writing that is both quick and fits your personal taste. This usually limits write requests to SoL, which has been getting a lot of hate recently.

This is why writers here ask only for names and such rather than asking for a setting/plot whole deal kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:05:08 2016 No.15833453 >>15833443 >asking for names People this creatively bankrupt should not be writers.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:06:11 2016 No.15833458

>>15833441
>I wonder if professionals have a proper setup or habit to prevent back pain like that
I've seen a couple of amatuer set-ups and even they usually invest in a good chair as well as a stand-up adjustable desk. I'm told that standing at a properly adjusted desk solves so many problems especially if you already have a desk job you come home from.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:06:13 2016 No.15833459 >>15833398 >>15833404 This is heart attack-inducingly adorable. Heckwan a cute. I will have a cute image of Anupups forming a human/anubian ladder to reach the cookie jar on top of the fridge someday. Mark my words!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:06:47 2016 No.15833463 >>15833443 I ask for names because I am shit at naming things. I mean, what kind of name for a demon is Libidinel?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:07:46 2016 No.15833468 File: 1.34 MB, 1024x768, 1393936618514.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that this cute jew exists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:08:13 2016 No.15833470 >>15833459 Anubis ladder you say? I might be of service, even if I am shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:08:19 2016 No.15833471 >>15833453 That's very close-minded. It's a way of including people without going for a full-blown request. There's a difference between "what should I name this OC" and "Would you like your OC to be part of my story?".

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:09:13 2016 No.15833473 >>15833459 Do you have the original text of that ladder thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:10:13 2016 No.15833477 >>15833441 >being presented with ideas and potentials This post was a really good way of putting it and I never thought of it like that. I'll keep my eyes open for opportunity.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:10:21 2016 No.15833479

>>15833453
Hey, I can't help it if thinking up names is a weak-point.

Granted that's probably because I overthink them and insist that the name have some sort of quasi-meaning to it. Like giving a dragon something nice that's reflective of the color of her scales without just naming her "Azura" or something simple like that, for instance. Or something not just meaningful, but culturally distinct for girls like an Anubis or Apsaras.

It's not a good habit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:11:51 2016 No.15833482 >>15833473 Did someone ever do a greentext off of it? I've just been mentioning it off-handedly for months or years whenever cute daughteru antics come up. Not sure if anyone's ever written anything more substantial related to the idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:13:06 2016 No.15833485 >>15833471 >other people's ocs in another person's story Ha. I doubt anyone cares enough about my donut steelim or Golem with fuckhuge arms and the Int stat of a Wurm to write them in!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:16:21 2016 No.15833495 >>15833485 Well, I meant it more like "Give me an MG you want to see as a lawyer." But who knows, maybe your donut golem will one day see the light of Microsoft Word. You gotta believe.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:16:40 2016 No.15833497

>>15833482
>Parents drive off somewhere
>Litter of Anubis pups and their adoptive Wurm sister start making a b-line for the fridge
>Atop the mighty metal box of frost is a jar of cookies, and they aim to get them
>The Anupups form a ladder using their own bodies while another climbs them
>They trip on a lego block and tumble over
>They Wurm casually slithers up the fridge like a snake and claims her prize

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:17:54 2016 No.15833501 File: 543 KB, 2000x2000, 1440098180497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833394 You can't even frogpost here correctly, huh? I'd recommend suicide, but wisps don't deserve that cruelty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:18:51 2016 No.15833503 I would like to be part of a monster digging crew

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:19:14 2016 No.15833507 File: 98 KB, 535x339, smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833501 It was the most smug face I could find in my image folders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:19:37 2016 No.15833510 >>15833495 As if. Sandy is uninteresting compared to loli Anubi or Cheshire kittens high off catnip, and Lani is too donut steelix for anyone to write, so I guess it will be up to me. Of course, I do plan on mentioning other OCs in my crap.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:20:27 2016 No.15833511

>>15833497
I find myself ponder two things.

1) What sequence of circumstances would lead to an Anubis and her husbando adopting a Wurm?

2) How would she manage to slither up the fridge, given that one side would be against a wall preventing her from coiling around it, and it's unlikely she'd be able to get a good enough grip on the vertical surface to essentially "Walk" right up it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:21:22 2016 No.15833513 >>15833503 They would make you dig them with your shovel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:22:43 2016 No.15833520 >>15833511 The parents thought she was adorable when pretending to be a dog. It isn't a 100% smooth fridge, so there's just enough for her to climb up like a snike climbs up a tree.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:25:25 2016 No.15833529 >>15833501 Who is better between those two? Frog or fish?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:27:03 2016 No.15833533 >>15833529 Fish has a 100% better hairstyle, but loses in every other field.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:28:46 2016 No.15833545 >>15833529 Fish is kuudere. So that's pretty neat.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:30:54 2016 No.15833549

>>15833511
1) A wurm sacrificed herself saving the anubis mother during a mech-related incident, and the anubis vowed to raise the wurm's daughter

2) Wurm scales are naturally magnetic. In fact, they have a sensory ability that allows them to use magnetic fields to detect the composition of earth around them when digging, with a sensory organ that receives feedback to determine their surroundings even through the earth. By focusing that ability, they can locate underground structures, and imperfections such as ore deposits or buried objects with ease.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:33:08 2016 No.15833554 >>15833549 >2) That actually sounds really neat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:33:34 2016 No.15833557 >>15833549 >1 The Wurm we need, but not the one we deserve.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:39:59 2016 No.15833577 >>15833549 Why am I picturing a Wurm sacrificing herself while doing some DBZ salute from within a mech?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:43:11 2016 No.15833590 >>15831071 MG Daredevil would be a Boxer Kobold

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:43:45 2016 No.15833595 File: 692 KB, 1001x938, bff472bb2a313102e7f54ad1f038a268c02ae585dec25921b42ad01392129590.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder to headpat your waifu at least five times a day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:44:15 2016 No.15833598 >>15832670 Not even with a rented dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:45:15 2016 No.15833600 >>15833595 That raiju is fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:46:00 2016 No.15833601 File: 1.04 MB, 1500x1200, 39633122_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833595 I prefer buttpats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:46:34 2016 No.15833605 >>15833595 > daily recommended values What are you trying to do, starve your waifu of love? You didn't even mention the daughterus. Five pats are hardly acceptable- maybe an hour of patting, each, at the very least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:47:46 2016 No.15833610 >>15833595 but everyone knows that it's gentle cuddling that they need

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:48:46 2016 No.15833613 What if I want to be headpatted by my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:50:00 2016 No.15833621 File: 204 KB, 317x399, gonna ruffle that hair.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833595 well of course

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:50:11 2016 No.15833623

>>15833554
A background in engineering and a love for Monster Hunter means that sometimes, just rarely, I can think of interesting things for monstergirls.

>>15833557
>>15833577
I was more imagining a wurm taking the brunt of an attack intended for the anubis' outclassed mech, and rescuing the wolfgirl from it before going down with the enemy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:50:28 2016 No.15833625 >>15833595 She'd probably bite me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:50:42 2016 No.15833626 >>15833613 Then you'll forever be the little spoon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:51:09 2016 No.15833630 What would be preferable? Eating sugar cookies with Anubis and a crybaby Wyvern, or eating fresh Popeyes with a 2nd grader Hellpup and Salamander?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:52:36 2016 No.15833633 >>15833630 >Fried chicken trumps anything I'm not even black. I just love fried chicken. I blame it on living in the south all my life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:52:56 2016 No.15833634 >>15833623 >MH Are you the guy getting the Akantor girl drawn by almost everyone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:54:45 2016 No.15833643 >>15833630 Sugar cookies with Anubis and Wyvern for sure!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:54:56 2016 No.15833644 >>15833633 Southern Gator girls cooking up some southern cuisine will never be a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:56:11 2016 No.15833651 Pandas are pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:57:37 2016 No.15833655 >>15833626 But I like being her little spoon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:58:31 2016 No.15833658 >>15833633 Anon, only dummies don't know that all "black food" is just generic southern food. >fried chicken with >greens >baked sweet potato >biscuits >and buttermilk pie for dessert

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 17:59:17 2016 No.15833662 >>15833634 No, that's someone else. He doesn't take inspiration from MH, so much as he used some artist's humanisation of an Akantor as a base for their donut steel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:05:06 2016 No.15833676 >>15833662 Basing Donut steels on other's art is shameless. Even if I will need to do the same for my donut steelix Lilim...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:06:41 2016 No.15833683 File: 129 KB, 1024x1024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where is my shortstack chubby Kitsune? And why can't I have her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:08:00 2016 No.15833684 >>15833683 She can't fit through the door.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:08:08 2016 No.15833686 >>15833676 Don't worry, I'm very shameless in that regard too. >>15833683 She's waiting for you on the other side of the noose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:08:18 2016 No.15833687 >>15833683 Anon you're not going to like this news. But monster girls aren't real.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:11:47 2016 No.15833695

>>15833686
Are you so shameless that you'll write about your donut steel interecting with other donut steels? Like Lani complaining to Mari about there being too many catmatters around, or Illassa trying to do her thing to a mentally challenged Golem who thinks she is trying to scam her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:12:22 2016 No.15833697 File: 954 KB, 2800x1979, agent yeti.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833286 It says -hide- on the tips of her paws, I got rid of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:13:25 2016 No.15833699 >>15833695 Okay, not that shameless. All mine stay inside their own stories, with no interaction either way with other people's OCs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:14:17 2016 No.15833703 >>15833683 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3rEI1ZEmbs I want an energetic one who will hop around like an attacking coyote to show me her hottest moves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:16:21 2016 No.15833709 >>15833703 These MMD videos are so goddamn elaborate. It's great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:16:40 2016 No.15833710 >>15833684 >Monster girls sneaks in through the window to rape Anon >Her wide hips and big butt get stuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:20:07 2016 No.15833721 >>15833710 That sounds so cute it could kill a man

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:23:27 2016 No.15833729 >MFW Fel Magic would be utterly dangerous to MGE's world >MFW Succubi would use it to steal all the boobage from Holstaurs and give it to themselves

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:24:59 2016 No.15833733 >>15833710 >Men begin making thinner doors and windows in an attempt to prevent monsters from getting in

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:25:42 2016 No.15833739 >>15833729 Give me the brief rundown on this fel magic, as someone who's never played WoW.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:28:04 2016 No.15833748 >>15833739 Demon Magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:29:20 2016 No.15833753 >>15833739 It's green, comes in the form of rocks and swirling energy, and exposure burns people or turns them demonic. I'm not entirely sure it isn't just Sargeras (the BBEG who is a titan made of burning green rock) radiation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:29:31 2016 No.15833754 >>15833748 Not that brief. What sort of stuff does it actually do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:31:25 2016 No.15833760 >>15833754 The MMO recently included a vignette that, while not explaining anything about the mechanics of fel energy per se, does an excellent job of showing off the aesthetic it embodies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4RXrI6ZGPk

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:33:01 2016 No.15833767 >>15833733 >More Monsters begin taking Sabbath-supplied Lolification Potions in order to fit through the narrowing doors and windows >Loli Population Skyrockets Brilliant!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:38:07 2016 No.15833783 >>15833739 Basically demonic, entropic energy caused by light and dark being destroyed at the same time. It's typically embodied as a "quid pro quo" form of magic, where you have to sacrifice something to get something in return.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:39:49 2016 No.15833793 >>15833767 We have to counteract this by giving the lolis huge hips. Spiking the lolification potions with elin supplements should work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:40:50 2016 No.15833800 >>15833753 >>15833760 >>15833783 Ah, I see. Thanks a bunch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:43:48 2016 No.15833812 >>15833793 Pear-shape is best shape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:50:36 2016 No.15833843 >>15833783 >Basically demonic Not necessarily. More than a few fantasies portray it as a very neutral "wild" magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:52:28 2016 No.15833856 >>15832638 Depends on what she made

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:54:27 2016 No.15833868 >>15833793 How pearshaped we talking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:54:48 2016 No.15833872 >>15833843 It's demonic in the context of Warcraft, it's easily referred to as "Death magic"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:57:02 2016 No.15833880 >>15833812 True. Best shape for hip supporting and butt grabbing. >>15833868 As pearshaped as we need for them to not fit through the windows. Maybe more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:58:13 2016 No.15833884 >>15833872 Oh, I missed the Warcraft part. Never mind then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 18:59:17 2016 No.15833888 >>15833880 Large enough that you could rest small glasses on their rears?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:00:53 2016 No.15833894 >>15833843 It literally means "Bad magic". That ain't neutral.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:01:11 2016 No.15833895 >>15833884 The worst part of it all is I kind of want a Pit Lord MG now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:02:55 2016 No.15833903 >>15833880 >As pearshaped as we need for them to not fit through the windows. One morning you find one caught in your window. Her vulnerable rump is facing inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:03:13 2016 No.15833904 >>15833895 >Large, muscled demon girl with a tauroid lower body similar to that of a great lizard. >Laughs cruelly when she faces you in combat. The 'loot' for beating her is her body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:04:54 2016 No.15833911 >>15833904 >Not sucking on her massive calcium cannons for YUGE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:07:27 2016 No.15833920 >>15833911 Hey, you're the one who won her body. Use it as you wish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:07:28 2016 No.15833921 >>15833895 >Pit Lord MG I didn't know I wanted this until now as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:07:36 2016 No.15833922 >>15833894 In every fantasy ever, any sort of magic that isn't human magic is "bad." That being said, it seems to be fairly common that it's incorrectly used in the place of fey magic or natural magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:09:29 2016 No.15833930 >>15833922 You're reading it wrong. It's fel, not fae. Fel means bad. Shadowfel in DnD means "The Dark Bad."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:11:08 2016 No.15833937 >>15833930 Would she have shark teeth, flaming green eyes and Huge tits?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:13:15 2016 No.15833942 What MG needs some OG art?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:13:34 2016 No.15833943 >>15833930 Ah, I got myself mixed up somehow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:15:11 2016 No.15833949 >>15833942 Gazer/Wisp, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:16:38 2016 No.15833958 >>15833949 Gazerisp is a dum-dum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:18:20 2016 No.15833967 >>15833942 My favorites

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:19:08 2016 No.15833972 >>15833958 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:19:09 2016 No.15833973 >>15833942 March Hare Preferably something without a tumblr nose

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:19:30 2016 No.15833974 >>15833942 Humpty eggs!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:20:35 2016 No.15833980 >>15833942 Chimera, Salamander, Cupid

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:20:55 2016 No.15833982 >>15833972 Gazer is a mono eyes with a bunch of eyes and wisp is yandere.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:23:22 2016 No.15833986

>Your girlfriend of six months has just broken it off with you, saying your sexual proclivities were too much to handle
>In an effort to cheer yourself up, you've invited your friend along to a bar to get shitfaced

>When you arrive with your buddy in tow, you order a set of beers
>The place is quiet, which is normal for a Tuesday night
>The only other patrons are an oni, and a kobold (asleep, presumably) slumped over the bar
>After thirty minutes of steady drinking (you're tipsy by this point) and small talk, Alan finally pipes up
>"So why'd she break it off?"
>"I'm too crazy in bed", you respond
>"You're shitting me, aren't kitsunes supposed to like that kind of stuff?"
>You down the rest of your beer
>"Not this one, apparently. It's like she's from another era, she completely freaked; it was just anal."
>Across the bar, you catch the "sleeping" kobold's ears perk up; apparently she's listening in to your conversation
>You decide to pay her no mind
>Alan laughs, "Anal's pretty tame these days. I was expecting to hear 'watersports' or something from you, honestly"
>You rub your chin, looking thoughtful
>"I was working up to that when she broke it off with me", you deadpan
>Alan snorts and sprays beer all over the bar, you both laugh raucously
>You're both pretty drunk by this point, and neither of you care
>Alan speaks up. "If she's from another era, it'd probably be sometime after the fall of the Roman empire and before the 1970's- that's when, *hic*, porn became mainstream in America"
>"Yeah, the Romans and Greeks were both pretty cool, right? I mean, like, anally-speaking..."
>You excuse yourself, "I'll be right back, gotta piss"
>You make a tipsy beeline towards the restroom, tripping over the oni's table in the process and sending her bottle of bourbon crashing to the floor
>The mouse barmaid scurries to clean up the spilled liquor and broken glass, shooting you a glare
>You extricate yourself from the table and chairs and glance towards the oni
>She's much taller than you, and is obviously much stronger; she could probably duplex you out of existance
>She speaks up, obviously angry. "That was a bottle of Pappy's, how do you intend to pay for it?"
>You glance towards the barmaid. "Uh, got any more of that stuff? It's on me."
>The mouse sadly shakes her head
>You look back towards the oni, who's now crossed her arms
>You wrack your drunken brain for some brilliant plan to make amends; it arrives
>"I'll, uh, be your shot glass for the rest of the night."
>Her eyes narrow at you. "What?"

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:24:18 2016 No.15833988

>>15833937
>>15833921
>Be on the field of battle against the Demon Lord
>There's a silence that comes down over the din of battle, you hear the sounds of stomping
>The commander is marching into the fray, massive compared to you and her subordinates
>Standing at least 8'5 at her shoulders, she has a powerfully built upper body, her hair pulled back into a long, flaming green ponytail
>Her eyes flicker with eldritch fire as she sneers at you with shark teeth
>Rather than having humanoid legs, her lower body seems more akin to a dragon in their original form, leathery skin and hide replacing scales
>She spots you, iridescent green milk leaking out of her nipples from her heaving chest, pointing a single clawed hand and uttering something that chills you to the bones
"YOU. TONIGHT."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:26:06 2016 No.15833992 >>15833942 I want a Dragon with a golden teeth abd some huge, golden $ necklace and maybe a cigar in her mouth. Maybe some bandanas around her horns too, and sunglasses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:26:54 2016 No.15833995 >>15833986 >"I'll, uh, be your shot glass for the rest of the night." Oh poor, sweet, innocent anon...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:28:38 2016 No.15834003 It seems to me like the lactation fetish has been pushed heavily the last couple of weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:30:18 2016 No.15834009 >>15833982 Neither of those things are bad though. They are both super cute girls, and make a great fusion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:30:48 2016 No.15834011 >>15834003 My waifu lactates and feeds our daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:32:10 2016 No.15834018 >>15833942 Gargoyle needs some lovin

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:35:42 2016 No.15834036 >>15834011 How old is your daughteru anon? Just so you know, if you wean your daughterus too late they'll become orally fixated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:36:27 2016 No.15834040 >>15833942 More Familiars.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:37:10 2016 No.15834041 >>15834003 Maybe a lot of anons have synched up their kink cycles? It was all about 'curvy' woman before that. Or fat chicks as I call them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:39:33 2016 No.15834046 File: 589 KB, 807x616, 1473809973625.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vampires are okay really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:41:11 2016 No.15834048 >>15834046 Only when their name is "Girlycard"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:42:15 2016 No.15834053 >>15834046 Just be careful around Malkavians. I'd say "don't stick your dick in crazy" but they're a very alluring kind of crazy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:47:24 2016 No.15834073 >>15834048 That sounds like a vampire that would shatter your pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:47:28 2016 No.15834075 >>15834046 Whats she from?

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:47:32 2016 No.15834076
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Nerdwan childhood friend who moves away, only for you to reunite with her years later and she's gone from an introverted nerd with messy hair and skinny body to a /fit/, outgoing, boisterous tomboy, complete with spats!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:50:58 2016 No.15834085 File: 179 KB, 800x600, 1468124220282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15834076 I might hate Hellhounds quite a bit but god damn fuck off with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:51:04 2016 No.15834086 >>15834076 >Nerdwan childhood friend Fuck that noise. >gone from an introverted nerd with messy hair and skinny body to a /fit/, outgoing, boisterous tomboy, complete with spats! That's okay though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:51:17 2016 No.15834088 >>15834076 >That spoiler She went from a D- to an A+. Does she still have the messy hair though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:51:26 2016 No.15834090 >>15834076 Sorry but I prefer gentle femdom hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:52:17 2016 No.15834096 >>15834090 You act like boisterous /fit/ tomboys in spats aren't some of the best for gentle femdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:53:19 2016 No.15834101 File: 47 KB, 1001x985, Nice joke Anon.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15834075

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:55:05 2016 No.15834111 >>15834101 I dont play computer games.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:55:05 2016 No.15834112
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>>15834085
Nah.

>>15834086
>>15834088
I know that nerdwan is a huge trigger for these threads, so I thought it would be fun to do a different take on it. Tomboys are the superior type of girl anyways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:56:30 2016 No.15834116 >>15834076 So she becomes like every other carbon copy Hellwan? Boring.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:56:53 2016 No.15834119 >>15834096 I'm completely unconvinced. Change my mind, and don't be afraid to go into detail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:58:18 2016 No.15834123 >>15834096 I don't know about tomboy though. A hellhound who uses her feminine charm to seduce me is an attractive fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:59:04 2016 No.15834125 >>15834096 Tomboys are for dominating.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 19:59:36 2016 No.15834127

>>15834112
You didn't answer my question anon, does she still have the messy hair?
This is important for reasons.

>>15834119
There's something thrilling knowing a girl is powerful enough to bruise your pelvis worse than an Ushi-Oni, but loves you enough to be gentle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:00:08 2016 No.15834130 >>15834112 >Tomboys are the superior type of girl anyways. Then why sully it with that Nerdwan shit in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:01:03 2016 No.15834132 >>15834127 Do you go to cheer her at sports games?

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:02:36 2016 No.15834139
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>>15834127
Yes, she still has messy hair. Hair sort of reminiscent of Kaoru from Amagami.

>>15834130
I dunno, I just think major personality changes like that are kinda amusing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:03:28 2016 No.15834141 >>15834132 She's the best Goalie the school's soccer team ever had. After games she takes me to her house to hang out, play video games, and maybe cuddlefuck. Cuddling's a given though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:04:19 2016 No.15834144 >>15834141 Okay you've convinced me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:04:47 2016 No.15834146 >>15834076 I wanna see her come back with a bunch of muscle! Wanna be invited to her appartment, arrive early, and catch her reading a book in a chair, a pair of glasses on her along with a sweater

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:09:00 2016 No.15834154
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How would the blood war work in the MGE universe? I think somebody once mentioned that it would involve two infinite armies of imoutos and onee-sans, battling eternally in the lower planes, I really liked that idea.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:20:33 2016 No.15834182

>>15834154
>Onee-sans
>Battling
Maybe if their otoutos were in danger, but onee-sans and imoutos are like breeds of dog. The larger and fluffier, the more placid and chill they are. Their bark is far quieter than their bite. The more runtier and over-compensating, the louder and more uppity they are.

And big dogs stand to have a lot of tolerance for the yippy shits until they cross a line.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:27:20 2016 No.15834207 File: 276 KB, 586x634, not quite my tempo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15834154 That salamander wouldn't even have to beat me into submission. I'd let her do anything she wanted to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:29:38 2016 No.15834217 >>15834207 >beat me into submission >Implying

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:34:54 2016 No.15834236 >>15834217 But what if I don't to fight her but still want to get ridden into the ground by her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:36:54 2016 No.15834245 >>15834146 With no pants, and just panties, showing off her strong leg muscles!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:38:18 2016 No.15834248 >>15834245 Yep. Maybe have a toothbrush in her mouth because she thought I was coming an hour later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:42:53 2016 No.15834270 So threadcannon seems to be that black dragons are particularly cunning, vicious, and dangerous. What about black Ryus, Wyverns, Wurms and Wocks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:45:22 2016 No.15834281 >>15834270 Ryus are total sweethearts and vary from passive and pacifistic to devout warlords who wage Crusades for the smallest of holy relics and land.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:45:42 2016 No.15834282

>>15834270
>So threadcannon seems to be that black dragons are particularly cunning, vicious, and dangerous.

Pffft. Alp's special pet isn't a threadcanon general species, anon.

And read the profiles. Wocks are already black dragons. They were made from legitimate MGE Black Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:45:51 2016 No.15834283 File: 698 KB, 1280x1484, tumblr_od4ousBuRC1r6u72yo3_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna touch that tanuki's fluffy tail and there's nothing she can do to stop me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:48:34 2016 No.15834293 >>15834283 No, but she can sue you into servitude for it.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:50:30 2016 No.15834306

>>15834283
What if she paid you to touch her fluffy tail?
You could get really good at it and be hired as a tail-touching consultant to make sure that their tails are good and touched, very shiny and well-brushed.
Be careful about contracts though, as many tanukis would pay a hefty price to have a tail-toucher like you on retinue.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:52:49 2016 No.15834319

>>15834270
>>15834282
Dunno about threadcanon, but MGE canon is that Black Dragons are members of Druella's Ultra-Hedonist Cult, same as Demons and Devils.

Which of course means they'd have the inherent red-eyes and black schlera, but I now find myself pondering if their black scales would be comboed with blue skin? Would that look good?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 20:53:07 2016 No.15834323 >>15834283 I want a dire tanuki to have me massage her back while she's naked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 21:02:00 2016 No.15834358 >>15834319 We already know they will have tan skin like a dark elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 21:06:22 2016 No.15834387 >>15834358 We do? Mind refreshing my memory? Can't recall that being said in the other stuff KC mentioned when asked.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 21:12:24 2016 No.15834415

>>15834387
Jabberwocks, anon. Going blue is a one way street reserved for certain kinds of demons and fallen angels. Regular black dragon probably looks like a wock with white hair instead of pink hair, no tentacles, and has the acid breath instead of the pink mist breath. If KC's normal design trends are followed anyway. Think Lilim/Arch Imp/Dark Matter/Dark Elf more than Demon/Devil.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 21:17:04 2016 No.15834437

>>15834415
But...two things wrong with that.

First, pretty sure that it was never said that Jabberwocks come exclusively from Black Dragons. Any ol' dragon could walk into Wonderland and wind up lewd-as-fuck.

Second, even if they did, Jabberwocks aren't exclusively brown. Sad as it is.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 21:27:00 2016 No.15834482
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>>15834125

>not wanting a tomboy to sit on your face after a long work out
>not wanting to lick the sweat off her abs
>not wanting to wrestle with her only to be pinned down and fucked till your pelvis is bruised

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 21:30:21 2016 No.15834494 >>15834482 I'd rather pin her and keep going until her belly bulges with seed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 21:31:44 2016 No.15834502 >>15834482 Yes, that's what I don't want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 21:33:10 2016 No.15834507 >>15833986 Why did you stop?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 21:34:12 2016 No.15834510 >>15834482 That sounds nice. >>15834494 As does that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:11:49 2016 No.15834604 File: 161 KB, 1000x800, canadian yeti.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slower than a hoser in a zamboni in here bud, let's go get some Timmies and watch Hockey Night

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:18:28 2016 No.15834630 >>15834604 I find myself vaguely bothered thinking that it should be "ON" a Zamboni, not in.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:19:10 2016 No.15834636
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> Damn pharaoh and anubis pups messing up my plans again
> I just want some ice cream and a movie with the husband
> Literally no other lamia has to put up with this predestined rivalry bullshit
> And it's not drugs! Why can't any guys get that?!

I want to spend an afternoon on the couch comforting emotional apophis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:22:09 2016 No.15834646 >>15834630 He's in the zamboni seat, bout as sharp as a Quebecan eh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:23:11 2016 No.15834649 >>15834646 You sit on a seat not in it. And don't compare me to some Fake-French asshat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:26:25 2016 No.15834656 File: 770 KB, 800x1000, 1bcb95f493c2e2028bbfd80a8eeb4aef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15834482 I want this very much. Wolfus are for rough loving.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:27:36 2016 No.15834661 >>15834604 What kind of problems do Canadian men have with monster girls?

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:29:17 2016 No.15834668

>>15828797
Called the Order 'the Church' instead and never went back to fix it.

Artifacts and writings from the previous Demon Lord's reign are being researched to see how the change in the function of demonic energy changed them.

The current Demon Lord is a mother but perhaps not an ideal one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:30:35 2016 No.15834674 >>15834656 Is there some sort of name for a reverse mating press? I'd say cowgirl but that's not forceful enough. Because I want a Dire Hellhound to shove my face between her copious breasts and do that to me while talking dirty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:31:47 2016 No.15834678 >>15834661 None. Canadian Monstergirls are absurdly polite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:35:40 2016 No.15834687 >>15834678 Canadian monster girls, much like other Canadians only act polite when in foreign countries.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:37:47 2016 No.15834693 >>15834687 Can confirm, my Canadian friend is ridiculously polite to strangers but never misses an opportunity to make jokes at my expense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:38:52 2016 No.15834696 >>15834693 It's how we act.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:42:16 2016 No.15834704 >>15834687 Untrue. Canadians in general are very polite...to strangers. >>15834693 That's not a matter of politeness, that's a matter of friendship.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:44:06 2016 No.15834708

>>15834696
Hey, at least your football is a superior version. It's got sticks, you're going real fast on ice, and instead of people trying to penalize eachother by faking injuries you get to beat the shit out of the other guy. Matter of fact, I'd bet there are players that are around just to pick fights with the other team's best guys.

Plus, it seems you're generally cool to strangers and don't let cars in some cities. I'd move there, sounds pretty chill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:45:50 2016 No.15834711 >>15834674 Some kind of extreme amazon position where she's literally folding you in half.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:47:07 2016 No.15834712

>>15834708
>I'd bet there are players that are around just to pick fights with the other team's best guys.
That would be true, a common strategy is to beat the shit out of the other team's best players.

If you ever plan on moving up make sure to never come near the cities, shit's overpriced to all hell thanks to the fucking chinks and the fact most of us let businesses walk over over them.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:47:15 2016 No.15834713

>>15834708
>I'd bet there are players that are around just to pick fights with the other team's best guys.
Of course there are. Hell, such a player was my favorite on my home team, and for the longest time, was the most entertaining part of going to games.

Then they sold him. And I lost all desire to go to home games because they stink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:48:40 2016 No.15834716 File: 177 KB, 694x500, 1407210147509.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15834604 I want to go out for a rip with a moose girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:49:15 2016 No.15834717 File: 651 KB, 1262x869, 1468982858425.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15834674 I think reverse mating press works. I want that with a wolfu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:54:13 2016 No.15834727 >>15834717 I wanna find and cuddle a winter 'nuki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:56:40 2016 No.15834732 >>15834716 molest the beaver!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:58:06 2016 No.15834738 >>15834604 I want to apologize to a canadian yeti!

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:58:06 2016 No.15834739
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>>15834708

>Matter of fact, I'd bet there are players that are around just to pick fights with the other team's best guys.

That makes me think of a local hockey team. Their current head coach is a former player who lead the division in both fights and time in the penalty box.

I miss Tennessee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:58:22 2016 No.15834740 >>15834003 Perhaps, but lactation has always been pretty popular around here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 22:59:05 2016 No.15834742 >>15834732 I do not recommend that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:00:05 2016 No.15834747 >>15834076 How do her glasses stay on if her ears are on top of her head?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:01:34 2016 No.15834751 >>15834747 Mamono mana. You shouldn't dig deeper than this if you love your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:01:56 2016 No.15834753 >>15834742 Would she apologize while being molested? Would she apologize while molesting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:02:01 2016 No.15834754 >>15834742 Screw your recommendation, I'm gonna do it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:02:51 2016 No.15834756 >>15834751 I'm not interested in Hellwan anyway, so I'll be fine. Seriously, how do those glasses work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:03:41 2016 No.15834757 >>15834753 >>15834754 She'll bite you and it will not be enjoyable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:04:35 2016 No.15834760 >>15834754 While normally polite and docile, Canadians are known to become quite aggressive and dangerous when provoked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:04:40 2016 No.15834762 >>15834756 >Seriously, how do those glasses work? Mamono Mana, son Or duct tape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:05:51 2016 No.15834767 >>15834762 That's silly. If I ever caught some nerdy monstergirl doing that, I'd bully the fuck out of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:06:03 2016 No.15834769 >>15834756 She makes it stuck using her hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:07:37 2016 No.15834773 >>15834767 So what about goggles, or staples?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:09:52 2016 No.15834780 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead be sure to give a flat fish a headpat, they are quite good, even if they are forgotten.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:09:55 2016 No.15834782 >>15834773 Maybe some sort of glasses strap could work, but that's still be inconvenient and very bully-worthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:13:41 2016 No.15834791 >>15834780 No, I'm going to have them pat me instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:14:40 2016 No.15834792 I want a monster girl to try to rape me only for her to discover that most of my penis was blown off by an IED during active duty in Iraq.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:18:16 2016 No.15834798 >>15834792 >Fighting for the jews Are you prepared for her to laugh at you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:18:59 2016 No.15834801 >>15834792 I don't think you actually want that, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:20:23 2016 No.15834806 File: 362 KB, 450x600, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15834792 >Gee, Anon, that must have been one hell of a blow job

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:23:29 2016 No.15834816 >>15834760 there's a pastebin about a canadian flying into a geese rage in a bar in virginia when hes harrassed by canadian geese harpies, anyone got it somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:23:32 2016 No.15834817 >>15834792 http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473703707974.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:26:21 2016 No.15834824 >>15834806 Back to work, Charon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:26:43 2016 No.15834829 >>15834806 Clever one anon. >>15834817 Care to offer the context here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:31:14 2016 No.15834847 >>15834829 Anon wanted to get his penis blown off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:36:20 2016 No.15834861 File: 2.60 MB, 1930x1165, chief god.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vanquish that heathen Demon Lord, my chosen Hero! p-please?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:39:29 2016 No.15834871 >>15834861 If I had hero powers I would use them to plant and harvest huge vegetables and play musics in bars.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:41:33 2016 No.15834877 >>15834861 The Chief Goddess needs a bun in her barren, unused oven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:42:06 2016 No.15834879 >>15834861 The Demon Lord is already married, but I mean I guess I could "vanquish" one of her daughters. Maybe Druella.

Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:43:54 2016 No.15834884
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>>15834861
That depends, can I breed her for days on end and create entire pantheons of demigoddesses with her? Her angelic maidservants can join too.

I might as well join the demon lord if I can't

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:46:16 2016 No.15834891 >>15834861 Are you Chief God number one or two? Because the former might just be the Fallen God trying to get me corrupted, and the second is rather bad at what she does and is definitely going to get me corrupted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 13 23:47:49 2016 No.15834896 >>15834861 Oh sorry CG, wrong shrine. Say you don't know where Eros is setup, do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:07:10 2016 No.15834969 >>15834884 >"If t-that is what you desire, I suppose I can reward you properly once the quest is fulfilled." be careful having sex with a goddess, anon. you might see heaven

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:09:28 2016 No.15834977 >>15834969 But heaven is a thick angel goddess who's stern and imposing to her followers but meek and anxious in the bedroom!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:15:33 2016 No.15834996 File: 1.88 MB, 1504x2500, 1897917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15834969 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L0bdrrJegA

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:20:43 2016 No.15835016 File: 1.90 MB, 500x400, chief god.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15834977 fug, you're right. now I want that. extra thicc

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:22:03 2016 No.15835023 We need more monster girl pirates.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:23:19 2016 No.15835031 >>15834996 >You will never get to eat pizza with Ammy. Life sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:31:36 2016 No.15835060 >>15835023 I agree. We also need more frilly undershirts and stylish overcoats on these ladies. Also a Harpy called Polly, with colorful feathers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:38:34 2016 No.15835085 >>15835023 Wurm and sea bishop pirates, with their silent friend a sahuagin and mantis

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:40:26 2016 No.15835090 >>15835023 Would you a Flying Dutchwoman?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:41:42 2016 No.15835095 >>15835090 Henrika Vant Der Dicken, captain of the Flying Dutchwoman? How horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:47:59 2016 No.15835114 >>15835023 We need a kraken pirate who sinks her own ship.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:54:28 2016 No.15835131 File: 76 KB, 715x1000, 1446797686606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wanna join the Feast of Fertility?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 00:57:39 2016 No.15835141 >>15835131 Oh no! Our pirate crew has landed on an island with a tribe of weirdos!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:12:43 2016 No.15835177 >>15835131 The what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:13:28 2016 No.15835178 File: 108 KB, 850x762, 1447394340729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15835131 Pray tell, what will be served?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:16:19 2016 No.15835181 File: 600 KB, 655x1200, 1434621202076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15835178 Well there's a salad bar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:28:45 2016 No.15835205 File: 90 KB, 550x654, Ja3EN-550x654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15835181 Really going for that low-hanging fruit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:31:51 2016 No.15835208 File: 375 KB, 700x1300, 1470296399561.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15834716 The Moose next-door!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:33:38 2016 No.15835213 >>15835208 >redhead with freckles and great stonking tits If only she had braids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:35:11 2016 No.15835219 >>15835213 >Leaving out those meaty thighs I'm sure she'd let you do her hair up in one after some cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:36:10 2016 No.15835224 >>15835219 >in one BraidS, as in two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:37:50 2016 No.15835228 >>15835208 Gonna put that tomboy Moose Girl in a dress and take her to a fancy restaurant. Gonna treat her nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:38:51 2016 No.15835233 File: 88 KB, 700x1004, Co6ZRDBWAAAQFpC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15835224 Ehh, more a fan of the large single braid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:39:38 2016 No.15835236 >>15835233 Go fuck Charon and let me have my Elk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:40:21 2016 No.15835240 >>15835228 Would she be really clumsy, stammer with an accent, and have to remind herself to act proper?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:40:29 2016 No.15835241 >>15835208 OH CANADA

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:41:26 2016 No.15835245 >>15835240 Here in Canadah, we're ooll friendly and olways act proper, eh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:45:50 2016 No.15835255 >>15835208 A room with a moose

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:46:23 2016 No.15835262
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>>15835236
Maybe I will. Charon a cute, but the poor girl always looks over-worked and lonely. I'm sure she's enjoy a night of cuddling, doing her hair, and gentle hand-holding sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:47:21 2016 No.15835265 >>15835208 Would Moose girls be natural Yanderes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:51:47 2016 No.15835272 >>15835265 Moose are just cunts. Dolphins however are the yanderes of the sea. And rapists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:54:54 2016 No.15835277 >>15835272 And they help people for whatever reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:56:16 2016 No.15835280 >>15835277 For every diver they help there's another that gets dragged out to sea and left to die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:57:06 2016 No.15835283 >>15835280 Don't expect too much from silly mammals who live with fish.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 01:58:02 2016 No.15835286

>Graduate from a religious human-only middle school
>Grades not good enough to go to a religious high-school
>Have to go to a mixed high-school
>Somehow attract the attention of every monster girl in class
>Talk to another boy to see if I'm missing something
>Learn that I'm the only single boy in class
>The rest of the first day goes smoothly
>About to leave school when I get asked out by a delinquent Manticore
>Politely refuse
>Get stung by her tail, dragged in the toilets and raped for hours
>She even takes a picture
>Come back home very late
>Parents ask what happened
>Tell them I was playing basketball with my new human friends
>Cry myself to sleep
>Go to school the next day
>Get blackmailed into having sex with the Manticore's best friend, a Werecat
>Next day
>Get gangbanged by all the feline girls from class
>Next day
>Manticore decides to become my pimp and sell my body
>Can't refuse because of the picture
>Become the public cum pump for the whole year
>Fail all the tests
>Have to fuck the teachers to get a passing grade
>Finally get to enjoy the summer vacation
>Receive a call from the Manticore
>She ordered me to come to some shady place
>Fear for the worst
>It's a small, quiet flower field
>She softly asks me to sit next to her
>She hands me a huge amount of money
>It's the money she got from pimping me
>She then pulls out her phone and delete the picture
>I sit there confused trying to understand what's happening
>She stands up and leaves without a word
>Run up to her and ask what the hell is going on
>She mutters something about being sorry and runs away
>Spend the rest of the day texting her
>She doesn't reply
>The summer vacations go by slowly
>Sell myself to a brothel so that time goes by faster
>The next school year finally starts
>The Manticore and I are in the same class again
>She won't even look at me
>Confront her at the end of the first day
>She just avoids my gaze and stays silent
>Drag her to the toilet and push her against a wall
>She still won't look at me or say anything
>Start molesting her large breasts to get a reaction
>She simply blushes
>Escalate to more and more obscene things
>End up fingering her vagina
>She puts her paw over her mouth
>Pull out my penis and rub it against her clit
>She finally looks at me
>Can't take it anymore
>Start raping her against the wall
>She was a virgin
>She moans out of her mind
>In the middle of it all she suddenly says everything
>That ever since she saw me she wanted me
>That she thought I'd be forced to settle down with her if she sold me to her friends
>That she is just a prideful idiot who couldn't admit her love
>That she couldn't be any happier than right now
>And that she wants to marry me
>Cum inside her
>Tell her that I forgive her for everything
>We kiss for the first time and go for a round 2 and 3, 4, 5 and 6
>Come home in the middle of the night
>My parents are visibly upset
>Tell them that I was having sex with a monster girl delinquent
>They throw me out, telling me to never come back and that they'll forget my very existence
>Move to the Manticore's house
>She was living alone up to now
>We go to sleep cuddling together on her surprisingly girlish bed
>We're not married yet but it definitely feels like it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:00:25 2016 No.15835298 >>15835286 Slut

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:01:34 2016 No.15835304 >>15835286 hidoi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:07:19 2016 No.15835320 >>15835236 K. What's the worst that'll happen? She makes so many puns that I'm too busy laughing to get an erection? Or worse, be compelled by her everything to do everything for her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:11:48 2016 No.15835331 I'll challenge a salamander to videogames I may not be able to fight her but no one can best me in the field of bomberman!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:16:52 2016 No.15835342 >>15835331 I know this sounds funny, but I got the thought of a lilim making "shadow games" like early yugioh

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:18:00 2016 No.15835346 >>15835298 Being a slut is the best next to being an honorable family man

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:18:01 2016 No.15835347 Do some of the DMC girls count as monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:21:03 2016 No.15835354 >>15835286 Now this is the shit i signed up for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:21:40 2016 No.15835358 File: 44 KB, 362x500, nevarn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15835347 Only one comes to mind

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:21:52 2016 No.15835359 What are you and your waifu doing tonight anons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:22:02 2016 No.15835360 >>15835347 depends which ones I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:23:51 2016 No.15835366 >>15835358 There's also Trish and the girl from 2.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:24:21 2016 No.15835368 >>15835359 Time going to tie her up and and do things to her you don't let good children see

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:26:52 2016 No.15835378 >>15835359 The same thing we do every night, Anon. Try to take over the world!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:27:53 2016 No.15835383 >>15835368 >>15835378 How did you get your waifus to be real

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:29:02 2016 No.15835389

>>15835359
Laying in bed with our daughteru between us, just relaxing and enjoying each others' warmth and closeness and company. Maybe there's an occasional kiss or caress that gets shared, and maybe there's some soft classical music playing in our dimly lit bedroom, but that's not too important. We're all happiest wen we share moments like this together, whatever moments they may be.

Oh, what I wouldn't give for this to be real...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:30:37 2016 No.15835395 File: 209 KB, 724x1024, Time to conquer Earth!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15835378

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:31:01 2016 No.15835396 >>15835359 I like to think dreams are a window to a alt dimension. you know, multiverse and all that shit. so alt me may very well be doing naughty things to a dragon and soldier beetle. and I get to see it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:32:10 2016 No.15835400 >>15835208 Having antlers like that would be Fucking awkward. Just imagine the cuddling, or the fact that she can't lay on her side.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:32:16 2016 No.15835402

>>15835359
Practicing her budding. So far she can make and control five individual roomba Shogs, and still have enough mass to look like a shortstack.

Another year of practice, with daily spirit energy intake, we may have a bonafide Queen on our hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:35:58 2016 No.15835410 >>15835400 There is another issue. Ask yourself, how did she get that t-shirt on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:37:33 2016 No.15835412 >>15835410 Oh god I didn't even think about that. Maybe it's Velcro in the back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:38:13 2016 No.15835413 >>15835410 WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:38:39 2016 No.15835417 >>15835410 Velcro, zippers, buttons, magic. Take your pick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:39:40 2016 No.15835419 >>15835410 Maybe the neck-hole is just really stretchy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:40:55 2016 No.15835421 >>15835413 Ive seen this several times, who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:44:59 2016 No.15835434 File: 1004 KB, 2988x5312, Sbb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No beetle body guard unit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:47:45 2016 No.15835442 >>15835434 >Get put in witness protection program after witnessing a crime where powerful Monster Girl Gangs were involved. >Get assigned a group of Soldier Beetles in suits and sunglasses to protect you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:52:55 2016 No.15835454 >>15835434 Still kinda annoyed i forgot t save that greentext about a beetle seeing a mans mother as a threat

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:56:02 2016 No.15835461 >>15835434 >Wanted a long haired, big titted beetle >KC delivers She is lovely

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:56:42 2016 No.15835465 >>15835442 >MG protection program They're just gonna fuck me all day, aren't they? 'Nothing's safer than staying inside all day. And I'll use my body to shield you!'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 02:58:56 2016 No.15835471 >>15835442 >When the danger has passed but the guards stay behind

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:10:25 2016 No.15835498 >>15834323 The hell is a dire Tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:12:24 2016 No.15835505 >>15835498 A more primal Tanuki that's much bigger than average.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:14:58 2016 No.15835511 >>15835505 So, you're saying they're old money?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:16:52 2016 No.15835520 >>15835511 They're everything Tanukis are in a bigger package with the added benefit of being a bit more /fit/. What's your stance on snu snu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:18:34 2016 No.15835529 >>15835520 Neutral.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:20:41 2016 No.15835534 >>15835529 Then what's your opinion on hotdogging and under the desk cunnilingus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:22:21 2016 No.15835539 >>15835534 Very positive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:25:46 2016 No.15835545 >>15835400 > Having antlers like that would be Fucking awkward. Just imagine the cuddling, or the fact that she can't lay on her side. But nigga that's kawaii. Working out the ergonomics of how to cuddle / love her effectively is half the fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:27:01 2016 No.15835548 >>15835434 >ソルジャービートルの内の「ランサービートル」と呼ばれる種類。一本角と大きな槍の様な武器が特徴である。 >"A type of Soldier Beetle called the "Lancer Beetle". They possess only one horn and a weapon similar to a lance." Randomly translated even though it's nothing new. lol

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:30:49 2016 No.15835562

>>15835539
What about leglocking? She's got a nice pair of soft yet muscular thighs she'd like to wrap around your head.

>>15835548
>You'll never manage a monstergirl army division.
>Your Lancer Beetle second in command will never pat you on the head to help you cope with the frustration of leading an army of what amounts to horny college girls who don't understand "tactics".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:33:21 2016 No.15835569 >>15835562 Extremely positive.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:37:35 2016 No.15835575

>>15835569
Well then, she might just have to pick you up and take you home with her.
She's been looking for a cute husbando for a while now anyway. You'll never have to worry about money again with her around.
Her mother will probably whine that she didn't marry some celebrity or another but she honestly doesn't care what Mother thinks. She's always done what she wants.
And what she wants is you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:37:36 2016 No.15835576 >>15835545 >She can't test her head on your chest while you cuddle in bed because of her antlers >have to go the gentle femdom route and rest your head on her chest I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:40:25 2016 No.15835578 >>15835545 I replied to this comment but it somehow got deleted. Let's try again. >She can't rest her head on your chest because of her antlers >Have to go the gentle femdom route and rest your head on hers I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:41:28 2016 No.15835580 >>15835576 >>15835578 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:42:07 2016 No.15835582 >>15835575 Why can't this be real?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:51:47 2016 No.15835603 >>15835582 Because then real life would be like Penywise's new story. Imagine how shit that would be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 03:59:13 2016 No.15835622 File: 588 KB, 1500x2166, 1444409814247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Charon is the perfect party member! She can revive you, raise the dead, she's cute and she can administer spankings with her paddle!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 04:03:56 2016 No.15835634 >>15835359 Wishing for each other in the dark. Fuck these hot and humid nights. I can't get to sleep for shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 04:11:20 2016 No.15835649 >>15835410 I have a funny mental image of a moose girl struggling to get her t-shirt on, with both her antlers through the sleeves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 04:21:30 2016 No.15835667 >>15835622 Charon is SHIT and I want to cut off her braid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 04:25:48 2016 No.15835672 >>15835603 Unfortunately, it's incredibly unlikely it would end well for humanity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 04:26:17 2016 No.15835674 >>15835580 Welcome to your first day on 4chan anon. See that check box in the top corner of your post? Hit that then go to the bottom of the page and hit the 'delete' post button. That's all clear the spare. Everyone gets one, oniichan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 04:26:36 2016 No.15835675 >>15835667 I want to jack off with her braid while she sleeps and then watch her react with confusion and disgust the next morning

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 04:28:19 2016 No.15835676 >>15835675 I want to sniff the braid while I use it to jack off and then watch her react with confusion and disgust the next morning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 04:41:08 2016 No.15835701 >>15835674 I know how my cambodian cave painting message boards worked, I saw my post get deleted, and then reappear, that's what confused me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 04:45:39 2016 No.15835707 >>15835359 Comic book stuff. First we'll read some racist Tintin to our daughteru, then we'll go to our bedroom to put on some costumes, if you know what I mean. >>15835383 Get five chickens and a black cat, then we'll talk some more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 04:46:41 2016 No.15835710 >>15835622 Charon is the Morte to my Nameless One, I guess.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 04:47:41 2016 No.15835714

>>15828797
Alps are the only race that can give birth to boys so that they risk becoming alps too

There's over a dozen Lilims and they all hate each other and compete fiercely for mommy's affection. Perfect utopias like the ones created by Ilassa don't stay perfect for long as one of her sisters inevitably shows up and shits in the figurative punch bowl. Plans to attack humanity clash with other plans and counter-plans just because one lilim was in the mood to fuck with the other that day, and humanity and monster alike wind up becoming pawns in a big family feud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 04:49:33 2016 No.15835721 >>15835714 >Perfect utopias like the ones created by Ilassa don't stay perfect for long as one of her sisters inevitably shows up and shits in the figurative punch bowl but what's different though?

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 04:59:45 2016 No.15835736

>>15835721
I imagine something like a human/monster peace conference occurring to show humanity that monsters aren't all that bad.

And then a lilim decides that's not interesting enough and just teleports a dark matter into the middle of a large collection of people unawares.

Or there's plans for an orgy and suddenly all of the lust wine is gone.

Acts of superdickery that range from petty to catastrophic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 05:16:31 2016 No.15835763 File: 429 KB, 960x1200, 1451815284661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How're yeh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 05:23:36 2016 No.15835773 >>15835707 I didnt know tintin was racist

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 05:25:39 2016 No.15835776 >>15835773 Have you ever read any? Big lipped niggers are hilarious to see. You don't get that type of thing in comics anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 05:26:42 2016 No.15835779 >>15835773 Tintin was hilariously racist, but everyone was then. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tintin_in_the_Congo#Racism

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 05:27:51 2016 No.15835781 File: 71 KB, 311x450, the best lamia ever created.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that KC made best girl literal years ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 05:31:07 2016 No.15835790 File: 82 KB, 429x596, Apophis_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15835781 True

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 05:34:48 2016 No.15835798

>>15828797
>Dragon blood increases the strength and physical prowess of the of the drinker, drinking a dragons blood is considered a intimate thing between dragon and her husband. Its also so the husband can protect her during times of weakness (pregnacy, injury ect)
>Wurms are not "lenny" Tier simple
>No alps or siths.
>there are human family that work towards having a male heir to carry on their name before the woman of the house embraces monsterdom.
>"Neutral zones" that the DL as stopped monsters from entering in order to keep humans existing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 05:36:36 2016 No.15835802 File: 441 KB, 768x1024, DeisBFII.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15835781 Best snake will be my old school waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 05:42:54 2016 No.15835816 >>15835802 What glamorous hair!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 05:43:57 2016 No.15835819 >>15835802 I never did finish that game would nina count as a monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 05:58:03 2016 No.15835847 >>15835819 While she does come from race of bird people, she just has wings on her back as her inhumanity, if I was to pick a monstergirl itd be katt

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 06:14:01 2016 No.15835876

She was asleep on top of me by the time I woke. The smell of the sheets and the dry stickiness between our legs made me want to heave, but I overpowered it with a desire not to wake her. The sweat, the heat of her naked form against mine, her steady breathing against my ear and neck, the smell of drink, her hair with faded strawberry shampoo, the overall messiness of her room, it all gave me a headache and put a fist in my stomach. I wanted to go. I wanted not to be here. I knew she was a general, though. I was drafted in, and the only way out was either desertion or death. It shouldn’t have been like this. Lord General Victoria Renley wasn’t supposed to be like this, especially as a sworn member of the paladin order.

It would have been so easy if she were just corrupted by demonic energy. I could have pointed it out and gotten her kicked out almost immediately. No regular woman was supposed to be this shameless and lustful. It just didn’t make any sense. She had drugged me last night. I was sure of it, but it didn’t matter. I was a subordinate under orders to assist her in any manner required, and if that meant taking some sort of outrageous reproductive-enhancing materials then it was simply up to me to grin and bear it. I know I passed out around five, but that didn’t mean she didn’t just keep going afterwards.

Almost in response to the vitriol going through my head, the monstrous human above me started to stir. Lazy, icy blue eyes met me under bright blonde hair and went immediately for a kiss. There was nothing cute or chaste about her ministrations at all. Her tounge slowly roamed where it pleased, meeting mine with a light suck before she finally rolled off to sit on the edge of her bed.

“Breakfast.” It wasn’t an offer or a request. I slid on my pants and tunic before making my way out of her quarters as quickly as I could. I tried not to let my eyes pass over the muscular, overly endowed figure of hers that I was stuck tending to.

>Tfw paladin-chan is scarier than most of the monsters she fights

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 06:26:15 2016 No.15835896 >>15835790 That file name gave me a thought of "apophis 0" being some dire, cyborg supermonster

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 06:28:59 2016 No.15835902 >>15835798 >You will never defend the the household while your wife is pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 06:33:56 2016 No.15835916 File: 102 KB, 456x500, Giant_Slug_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] first time back in a while and id had to be druing the dead hours

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 06:34:31 2016 No.15835918 >>15835359 >that auestion >all those replies This is becoming uncomfortably creepy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 06:43:07 2016 No.15835935 >>15835918 How new are you Where the fuck do you think you are Etc

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 06:53:00 2016 No.15835963 File: 316 KB, 1000x1000, heating up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why aren't you dating a blanket tsukumogami, Anon? Comfy as it gets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 06:58:29 2016 No.15835981 >>15833398 >>15833404 >hellhound getting a limp-wristed nu-female daughter Sad!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:00:07 2016 No.15835986 >>15835963 Because it would get too hot during the summer. And they don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:02:46 2016 No.15835992 File: 390 KB, 650x650, ogeha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey, can you watch my butterfly for a second?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:12:16 2016 No.15836016 >>15835992 i don't know but she's too creepy for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:13:06 2016 No.15836020 >>15835992 Don't fucking post that. It makes me mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:22:29 2016 No.15836039 >>15836020 Is she dead, mindbroken, or NTRed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:22:41 2016 No.15836041 >You'll never take a group of mercenary witches under your wing >Scarred and derided for the circumstances that led to them selling their souls for a modicum of meaningless power >You'll never earn their trust and loyalty

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:24:09 2016 No.15836046 File: 581 KB, 1412x2000, img000008.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836020 Is that because you find her disgusting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:26:07 2016 No.15836050 >>15836039 I can't stand the MC, he treats her like shit. >>15836046 DON'T POST THAT FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:28:08 2016 No.15836054 >>15836050 Ah, that would do it. Carry on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:30:11 2016 No.15836063 >>15835286 Eew

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:31:07 2016 No.15836065 File: 375 KB, 1413x2000, 1473852667304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836050 She get's treated exactly how something as gross as her should be treated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:35:30 2016 No.15836075 >>15836065 Go fuck yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:40:51 2016 No.15836083 >>15836063 Oh come on, don't act as if you wouldn't enjoy becoming a Manticore's bitchboy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:41:45 2016 No.15836087 >>15836083 I have too much pride.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:43:53 2016 No.15836091 >>15835798 >Dragon blood Sounds better then that oil thing we made a while right

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:45:24 2016 No.15836096 >>15836083 Also I don't think I'd be worth a waifu if I allowed myself to be whored out. There's not being a pure virgin, and then there's taking twenty cunts in a row

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:47:07 2016 No.15836103 >>15836091 Oil thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:47:09 2016 No.15836104 >>15836065 Insect or not I already hate that man from that action.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:49:36 2016 No.15836116 >>15836096 It's ok if you whore yourself out if you have a valid reason for it, and money is a valid reason

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:50:43 2016 No.15836121 File: 637 KB, 2128x2356, dragon boss2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836103 A thing where dragons use the oil that fuels their fire breath.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:51:48 2016 No.15836124 >>15836103 Fire gland oil thing, the one in the dragon office text.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:53:19 2016 No.15836126 >>15836116 Never a valid reason to turn yourself into used goods. Disrespectful to the waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:55:05 2016 No.15836130 >>15836124 >>15836121 Why is that a thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 07:59:32 2016 No.15836141 >>15836126 I'm sure the vast majority of monster girls don't care about a man's virginity Well, they do care but they view it more as a bonus than a requirement

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:02:00 2016 No.15836154 >>15836130 Someone wanted to drink special dragon saliva, so they went ahead and did it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:04:11 2016 No.15836163 >>15836154 I admit its the weirdest thing I've written. I didn't think people would remember it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:04:49 2016 No.15836164 >>15836141 Just throwing it away demonstrates your caliber of man tho. why do you think high class succubi only go for the wizerds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:07:49 2016 No.15836174 The best job around is anything but delivery boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:10:00 2016 No.15836181 >>15836174 >Become an pizza jockey, they said. >It pays well, they said. >It'll be safe, they said. >You won't get raped, they said.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:12:08 2016 No.15836189 >>15836181 All you need to do is spray yourself with 'Taken' musk, it'll really make monster girls believe you have a girlfriend already! Now in Jinko, Oni, Ushi-Oni, and Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:13:34 2016 No.15836195 >>15835916 Why does she have two sets of eyes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:14:55 2016 No.15836200 >>15836195 Magic

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:15:41 2016 No.15836202

>>15836164
Could you really go to sleep in peace, knowing there are thousands different kinds of pussy out there but you will only ever taste one?

>>15836174
The worst is when customers tell you to go inside to get your tip, you either refuse and get screwed out of your hard-earned money, or you accept and risk getting kidnapped and husbando'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:18:43 2016 No.15836204 >>15836202 >Could you really go to sleep in peace, knowing there are thousands different kinds of pussy out there but you will only ever taste the best and only one that matters? fixed, and yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:29:21 2016 No.15836220 >>15836204 Can't really argue with that, wife pussy is best pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:30:37 2016 No.15836223 File: 163 KB, 683x1000, 1429730796173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want candy~

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:47:15 2016 No.15836255 >>15836223 I dunno, any more candy and she may be sporting a big ol' succubutt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:48:56 2016 No.15836260 >>15836255 How about just some hard candy with creamy goo inside?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:50:47 2016 No.15836267 >>15834604 >Timmies They sell masochistic sluts in packs up in Canada?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:52:23 2016 No.15836270 >>15836260 But that's still candy. Silly succubus, do you want to be the weird chubby girl who acts like she isn't big?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:54:20 2016 No.15836278 >>15836270 Why do Succubi always land the Dense ones?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:58:25 2016 No.15836284 File: 1.24 MB, 3264x1836, 0824161217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15835622 I wish I could draw Charon that decently...... Better just to drink myself to death.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 08:59:34 2016 No.15836289 >>15836278 Because they know that the dense ones are the most depraved in bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:00:38 2016 No.15836294 >>15836284 I don't know whether this drawing makes me love you or hate you.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:02:44 2016 No.15836302

>>15835798
My setting allso has Dragon's blood as something special.
Basically it halts your aging entirely, unlike a Mermaid's, which makes you younger. Large amounts also have side effects ranging from glowing eyes, to sharpened teeth, to your liver getting strong as an Oni's+increased stats, or having your stomach acid become as strong as the blood of the aliens from Alien.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:04:21 2016 No.15836307 >>15836302 >your liver getting strong as an Oni's Sounds delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:05:27 2016 No.15836309 >>15836294 Because of the pun or the Sahag being dead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:07:01 2016 No.15836314 >>15836309 Everybody dies, it's the pun I take issue with. Maybe I should draw Charon too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:07:11 2016 No.15836315 >>15836307 You'd still have trouble in a drinking contest against an Oni or Dwarf, but at least you won't drop dead from the ordeal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:07:38 2016 No.15836317 >>15836315 Who said anything about drinking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:09:45 2016 No.15836322 >>15836314 Well, she IS flat and needs developement! Look at how developed other monsters' "characters" are. Draw her then. I've been thinking of drawing her once more. She's my favorite undead, ranking above MGK Lich and Elf-Wight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:11:44 2016 No.15836329 >>15836322 Fine, I will. Tomorrow. Or some other day. Some day...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:20:09 2016 No.15836353 >>15836302 Dragons are important in everyone's setting! Dragons a cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:22:58 2016 No.15836360 File: 1.56 MB, 3264x1836, 0909160952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836329 Can you even draw? If not, just try. Remember: if you don't start at all, you won't get anywhere. Also whining is only allowed if you actually DO it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:26:48 2016 No.15836369 File: 1.89 MB, 2392x1688, Delinquent Sahu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836360 >Can you even draw? What kind of question is that? Of course I can!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:30:03 2016 No.15836376 >>15836369 She looks pretty hot.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:31:47 2016 No.15836381

>>15836353
My setting has too much going for Dragons. I favor them too much, which is funny because my favorite type of mg is Werewolf/doggirl.

Aside from Drag-ons, I try to work with others as well.
First genetation Demons, like the first DL, are comparable in power to most gods on the light side. Sadly, 9/10 are dead and the few who remain either have a few screws loose or are 100% doing their own thing and giving the current DL the bird.
Each god has their own set of angels, and such. The CG has the most as well as the strongest, followed by Eros and so on. Almost all of tge CG's angels are 1900% loyal and as unstable as she is. A few are noteworthy for showing signs of having their own agendas.
Dryads were the first non-human things man got it on with long before the current DL did her thing. They couldn't have children under normal circumstances, but with help from Eros...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:34:02 2016 No.15836389 >>15836376 The hell is wrong with your eyes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:42:10 2016 No.15836397 File: 1.34 MB, 3264x1836, 0824161217b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836369 Alp you still have a long way to go. Practice. And start simple, like faces or heads or trashbag/hershey slimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:44:12 2016 No.15836402 >>15836397 As long as I keep at it, every line I draw will feed the Art Fairies and make them stronger. Or give them indigestion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:46:02 2016 No.15836407 >>15836402 You'd give them heartburn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:51:05 2016 No.15836413 File: 786 KB, 855x1200, natural clothing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the best feature and why is it abundant mofu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:52:12 2016 No.15836415 Tfw you won't witness a low intelligent human boy dramatically lose his leg braces and and outrun the local monstergirl bullies at retard speed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:54:44 2016 No.15836421 >>15836415 And go on to be successful and have more friends than me? I'm OK with him not existing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 09:59:00 2016 No.15836429 >>15836415 Will he befriend a legless paladin who isn't all there but is still a bro?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:02:12 2016 No.15836440 >>15836413 No it's big tiddies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:03:38 2016 No.15836444 >>15836429 "Paladin Dan, I got you some ice cream."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:03:57 2016 No.15836446 >>15836440 BEEEEEG ZIPPANGUAN TEEEDEEEES

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:05:07 2016 No.15836451 File: 165 KB, 285x296, 1427738879361.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836444 >Forrest Wurm, do you know what it's like not being able to use your legs? >Yes sir, I do

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:07:07 2016 No.15836454 File: 1.27 MB, 1000x1412, 1393279134386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836444 >>15836451 Bubba 'Coon invested all the money in some fruit company.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:15:49 2016 No.15836469 >>15836446 BIG FAT KEJ TATS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:17:33 2016 No.15836472 >>15836469 Big fat Kej hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:18:56 2016 No.15836476 File: 562 KB, 2849x2826, FULL CENSOR Kej Illust.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836469 >>15836472 both are very good

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:23:06 2016 No.15836484 >>15836476 Are Kej good for gentle femdomming?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:23:15 2016 No.15836485 >>15836413 Too much mofu is dangerous, it can kill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:25:23 2016 No.15836487 File: 1.65 MB, 4860x4931, 1393884289708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836485 WOOOHOOOOAAAA TAILS THAT KILL~

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:27:54 2016 No.15836492 File: 572 KB, 1000x1300, Na1VMxJ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836484 absolutely

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:28:35 2016 No.15836495 File: 74 KB, 690x900, 1473054596943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836413 >>15836440 Mofu? How about Moofu if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:31:30 2016 No.15836500 >>15836492 That is one lucky man. Also I've always pictured Kej as being very tall. Sometimes as tall as seven feet. >>15836495 Foxs with big tits are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:31:33 2016 No.15836501 File: 506 KB, 1200x1074, 1461069652269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836492 >tfw no nursing hairjob pic with a very chesty Kej

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:32:05 2016 No.15836504 Dark Knight Holsts would be adorable when not fucking your shit up at thr cost if their HP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:33:13 2016 No.15836508 >>15836501 So many sweater pics. This man has taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:39:03 2016 No.15836525 >>15836495 Foxes with titties as big as their tails!

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:41:03 2016 No.15836531
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>>15836500
>>15836525
https://twitter.com/OniTengu0/status/775976285528924160
Speaking of milktank equipped foxes, look what OniTengu just drew.
>you will never get molested by a 7ft. tall Wight/Vampire with the middle foxes bodytype

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:42:51 2016 No.15836538
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>>15836500

>Also I've always pictured Kej as being very tall. Sometimes as tall as seven feet.

That's one idea I'm definitely not against. Though I do imagine them being only a little taller than humans so they can more easily blend into human settlements and the like.

>>15836501

Well now, there's an idea for something to commission

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:44:47 2016 No.15836546 >>15836538 I love it when artists emphasize the lips on Kej for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:45:30 2016 No.15836548 >>15836531 Oh my. I wanna nuzzle all that mofu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:51:33 2016 No.15836567 File: 1.06 MB, 2091x1994, 1406742659504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The world needs heroes. Monmusu League of America when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:57:31 2016 No.15836581 >>15836567 Out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:57:53 2016 No.15836583 >>15836581 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 10:58:42 2016 No.15836587 >>15836546 It just works really well.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:01:17 2016 No.15836594

Cold, so bloody fucking cold. And soon it will be hot as hell around 2.

Since I can't sleep, how about MGK and its barebones "choose cutefu" crap?
You're Jimmy, master of handstands and making pancakes.
Do you hang out with Ophy while her whole family is visiting and get eye raped by a whole lot of grape snakes?
Do you eat lego shaped brownies with Anubis?
Do you watch 6th grade Wock and Lilim practice cheer routines for middleschool?
Dare with get into cuddlebug Khepri's sleepingbag with her?
Do you pat Junko's back and console her after being turned back into an adult and being unable to become an idol?
Do you go with Lich and Elf-Wight to the undead bake sale?
Do you try and stop your Vampire aunt from dressing you and her Dhampir daughter up like a knight and princess and locking you in the attic with a camera?
Or do you hang out with Mantis, Ushi, and Chimera because they remembered your birthday was Sep 11th?

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:03:42 2016 No.15836600
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>>15836567
Oh, that pic reminds me, anyone post about the new Dragon Waifu dating sim yet?'

>Tough tomboy dragon
>Loli ojou dragon
>Motherly/oneechan dragon
>Bookworm dragon
>Airheaded dragon

Might B Cool. But the kickstarter looks like it might not make its goal.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2032174474/dragon-date-adult-visual-novel

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:03:47 2016 No.15836601 >>15836594 Mantis, ushi, and chimera. It's nice that they remembered my birthday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:06:00 2016 No.15836607 >>15836587 Probably because it emphasized their lewdness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:12:05 2016 No.15836632 >>15836600 Well if only I wasn't a poorfag. Not as poor as this guy though. >>15836594 I take my birthday party out to Junko, because she's the idol of my heart!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:13:00 2016 No.15836634 >>15836600 >kickstarter rip

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:13:44 2016 No.15836635 >>15836600 Is that one on the right puking rainbows? Anyway, I'm nabbing the tomboy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:14:37 2016 No.15836639 >>15836600 Those necks look off. Looks like a possible scam too. Shame, that, since the middle onee-san has an ahoge.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:21:13 2016 No.15836654

>>15836639

Nah. If it were a scam, they wouldn't be aiming at a smaller niche like that, and would probably be asking for a lot more than 8k. Plus, they already have a lot of art done for it, which is the most expensive part. And if it was a cash grab, all you really need is the one splash screen/poster for the advertising, while any other art would just be cutting into your profit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:22:14 2016 No.15836657 >>15836601 Better take them to the woods with those fireworks you got at that injun reservation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:22:19 2016 No.15836658 >>15836654 Everything is a conspiracy anon. They're out to get me, and the 10,000 shekels I have buried in the garden.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:23:48 2016 No.15836661 >>15836654 Could be a very good ruse with a good amount of dedication put into it. But that is just me being paranoid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:25:22 2016 No.15836668 >>15836600 It has potential, there's no way in hell it will actually get funded but if it does I'll be pleasantly surprised. I just want a drunken sex scene with Pitch, she's a cute one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:29:11 2016 No.15836682 >>15836600 My dragons need me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:29:36 2016 No.15836684 I need ideas for doodles. I want to do something other than "monster X with ahoge", "Charon using her braid as a scarf while a Sahag tries to turn it into a noose", or "Kej with not so out of control hair".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:30:54 2016 No.15836687 >>15836684 Draw MG superheroes facing their evil adversaries and it'd be totally epic and cool except not really since they're all kids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:32:25 2016 No.15836692 >>15836594 Take the lich and wight to the drgon bakery. Eat the best cake with cute girls with a chance to hit on the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:33:12 2016 No.15836693 >>15836687 So little Wurms going "HAAAAAAAAAAAAA", Mantises doing Cell's defeat noise, and Hellpups doing some DBZ victory poses?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:34:15 2016 No.15836698 >>15836693 With a little bit of JUSTICE to go along with that, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:34:28 2016 No.15836700 >>15836684 Then, a Dragon with short hair and a ponytail wearing armor looking towards the sunset.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:34:41 2016 No.15836701 >>15836692 But they are going to the undead bake sale, not Dragon's. Dragon is helping out, as well as keeping her zombie Dragon cousin in line.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:36:13 2016 No.15836707 >>15836700 What am I, Barb? I wish. He needs to do some ass shots with his armored girls in thongs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:39:37 2016 No.15836715 >>15836701 Well, if dragon is helping at the undead's then there is no need to go to the dragon bakery. Flirty zombie dragon and jealous vanila when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:40:51 2016 No.15836720 >>15836707 Do it, Anon. Ganbatte~

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:41:03 2016 No.15836722 Do random OCs by drawfags fit in these threads or is it only MGE and such?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:41:24 2016 No.15836724 http://i.imgur.com/RTdT4mm.jpg So this is a thing, no idea when the uncensored version will pop up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:41:46 2016 No.15836725 >>15836684 Try a shy girl of your choice asking anon out or any scene where she has to show a lot of emotion If you don't know which girl to pick you can default to a Lich

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:42:19 2016 No.15836727 File: 634 KB, 1000x2000, 1413179252212.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836722 You new?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:42:40 2016 No.15836729 >>15836722 As long as it's a monster girl then sure. A good amount of pictures that are posted are actually from pixiv artists who made a character for one or two images.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:43:02 2016 No.15836731 >>15836724 >transparent huge censor with smaller censor behind >double censorship For what purpose

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:43:13 2016 No.15836732 >>15836715 She's flirty even when covered in dough and flour. Dragon practically has to watch over her like she's her mother. Of course, you're here for the Lich and Wight, who are making muffins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:44:51 2016 No.15836738 >>15836731 It was posted on twitter, he was probably paranoid about their random bans for porn artists. He has a pixiv account though so it's a safe bet that it should be uploaded there soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:45:58 2016 No.15836742 >>15836732 B-but the dragons I'm sure lich and wight wouldn't mind being the third and fourth wheel

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:46:12 2016 No.15836743 File: 283 KB, 338x800, 1449213439424.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836722 >Do random OCs by drawfags fit in these threads or is it only MGE and such? Depends on how the OC looks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:47:24 2016 No.15836746 >>15836722 We have waifufags who commission their OCs and post them here, I don't see how this is any different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:48:19 2016 No.15836749 File: 1.18 MB, 3264x1836, 0817161307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836722 Someone must be new or lives under a rock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:49:33 2016 No.15836753 >>15836749 Some Golems just wants to see the world drown.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:53:23 2016 No.15836761 File: 514 KB, 1062x1500, __admiral_and_fubuki_kantai_collection_drawn_by_gaoo_frpjx283__a33cbf79a1e53d9237e0f521f337bf41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836743 I want to bury my face in her thighs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:54:45 2016 No.15836765 >>15836761 I want her fat Wight butt on my face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:56:01 2016 No.15836770 >>15836761 Kancolle girls have had literally hundreds, sometimes even thousands of men inside them. Filled every nook and cranny with seamen from all over the country.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:56:22 2016 No.15836772 >>15836765 I want to bite her plump belly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:57:22 2016 No.15836775 The year is 2156. Monmusu run rampant in Glitch City, where the male-female ratio is 1:19 and where power goes to the highest bidder. You work as a bartender in a relatively obscure place in downtown.Who are your customers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:57:38 2016 No.15836778 >>15836684 Kunoichi in a business suit or a demon trying to force a contract on someone

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:58:06 2016 No.15836779 >>15836753 Sandy just wants to have fun, even if she causes mayhem and destruction in the process.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:59:13 2016 No.15836783 >>15836778 I dislike kunoichi. I like the bladed tail, but that's it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 11:59:37 2016 No.15836785 >>15836725 Wendigo gets flustered holding hands with her crush

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:01:50 2016 No.15836790 >We will never get the next YBA chapter or the second part to Whimsical Why must these writefags abandon us?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:02:06 2016 No.15836792 >>15836600 >Pledged amount goes from 1700 to 2200 in the hour since it was linked here I didn't think /mgt/ produced anything good except writefag and drawfag stuff. You're doing good work, anons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:02:40 2016 No.15836795 >>15836783 Ah well doesn't hurt to try.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:03:38 2016 No.15836798 >>15836779 The owner that pool should have a Gremlin build a white suit of power armor to fight her with. >>15836775 A Selkie mother of three, Liliarune, chubby Oni, and whoever those other two are that always are there but never say anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:04:40 2016 No.15836804 >>15836792 Probably just a coincidence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:05:52 2016 No.15836806 >>15836770 Not my favorite. She's a siscon who hates her admiral. And I think she's very cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:06:53 2016 No.15836811 >>15836790 Because we're horrible, horrible people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:07:10 2016 No.15836812 >>15836795 Meh. >>15836798 Gremlins have tried to stop her, all have been knocked out of the atmosphere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:07:56 2016 No.15836817 >>15836812 >all have been knocked out of the atmosphere Were they using white suits with mobility and damn guns?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:10:23 2016 No.15836828 >>15836790 Why dont you just focus on some of the writers that are still here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:13:17 2016 No.15836838 >>15836817 Some had heavy ass armor meant to tank things. Now they are cruising through space like a comet. Don't mess with a Golem that has max STR stats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:14:20 2016 No.15836841 >>15836828 >tfw still here

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:15:47 2016 No.15836848 >>15836828 Some are still here and never mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:15:49 2016 No.15836849 >>15836828 Because they are either irrelevant or shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:15:57 2016 No.15836851 >>15836790 I'm working on Whimsical, it's just been crazay with college. JubJub facesitting soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:17:07 2016 No.15836853 File: 461 KB, 226x281, 1427740317865.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836838 Guardians of the Galaxy taught me the solution to this. Dance-off!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:20:17 2016 No.15836862 >>15836848 Like who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:23:55 2016 No.15836875 >>15836862 Me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:25:33 2016 No.15836881 >>15836862 For starters the wordpress at least is around on weekends, alp and i think that iron guy are here almost daily. The others tend to not want to be named this way

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:26:22 2016 No.15836886 >>15836881 I don't think Alp warrants a mention, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:27:06 2016 No.15836891 >>15836886 I thought he was a writer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:27:22 2016 No.15836892 >>15836881 Is this Loensis?

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:27:41 2016 No.15836894

>>15836775
I'd rather be a bar owner in a 1:19 ratio modern city.
>a salary woman satyros who comes in every evening after work to drown her sorrows with port wine and complain about her boss
>a christmas cake yeti who drops by every monday, thursday and saturday afternoon without fail for a single glass of brandy and a chat
>a medusa who comes in with her lamia friends, while they all prefer getting smashed and drinking lager she sits there quietly drinking juice with a look on her face that says she wants to go home
>3 goblin sisters, all of them prefer dark ales and usually make a lot of noise
>a nightmare and a bicorn duo who show up every weekend, surprisingly the bicorn is the lightweight of the two and sticks to shandy while the nightmare downs vodka like an oni and often starts singing at the jukebox once she's drunk enough to forget how shy she usually is

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:28:24 2016 No.15836897 >>15836892 No, I'm not anyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:28:42 2016 No.15836898 >>15836891 Just don't say anything about him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:29:36 2016 No.15836902 >>15836881 >alp and i think that iron guy are here almost daily How can you tell?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:31:04 2016 No.15836909 >>15836902 Not him, but he has a very specific way of typing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:32:17 2016 No.15836912 >>15836909 Which one, Iron Beast or Alpenheimer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:33:16 2016 No.15836916 >>15836909 >>15836902 Alp has a system of words and Beast is the only guy that brings up Soldier beetles and that salamander with the flag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:34:37 2016 No.15836918 File: 123 KB, 614x638, 1443159637462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836916 >Alp has a system of words Can you be more specific?

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:34:59 2016 No.15836920

>>15836881
I am here daily. I just can't write much.
I don't dare attempt large paragraphs on my phone since it doesn't have a physical keyboard.

So mostly I just go on about muh settin', doodle, and physically write shit until I can get a computer again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:36:08 2016 No.15836922 >>15836918 Not him but come on anon, Alp's like babby's first stalking experience, it's real easy to recognize, even leaving out the black dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:36:16 2016 No.15836923 >>15836902 Alp= dead hour shit post. Beast= borderline horrendous grammar+ Salamanders

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:37:04 2016 No.15836927 >>15836922 I don't believe you. Point out some of his posts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:37:05 2016 No.15836926 >>15836912 Alp's full name reminds me of the TM fanfic guy Alf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:37:47 2016 No.15836929 >>15836923 This, really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:38:10 2016 No.15836931 >>15836927 Well, there is his Sahag attempt from earlier...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:39:00 2016 No.15836934 >>15836927 This one for example, alp pls I shitpost at the same hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:40:26 2016 No.15836935 >>15836495 >tanned skin >blonde hair >green eyes Why does this combo never fail to get me hard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:40:38 2016 No.15836937 >>15836929 I thought beast said he got a program to fix her grammar?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:40:45 2016 No.15836938 >>15836931 Well that doesn't count because it came with his art and that is practically a signature. >>15836934 This guy seems suspicious though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:42:03 2016 No.15836939 File: 37 KB, 276x475, 1456166315516.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836851 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:42:40 2016 No.15836941 >>15836937 >her Firstly, fix your own and secondly, he probably doesn't use it for posing here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:42:44 2016 No.15836942 >>15836937 >he >her Wat >>15836938 It counts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:42:55 2016 No.15836944 >>15836600 >https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2032174474/dragon-date-adult-visual-novel Well, there goes my drinking money this week. Just dropped $150 on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:43:43 2016 No.15836946 >>15836941 >Posting I hate my phone sometimes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:43:53 2016 No.15836947 >>15836851 >JubJub facesitting soon. Lovely. Who are you though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:44:22 2016 No.15836950 >>15836894 Don't let the yeti have too much brandy or she'll start rubbing her paws all over you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:44:27 2016 No.15836952 File: 2.78 MB, 2480x3507, 9125e8607199bf99f69e63fe2ff1faff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836892 >Loensis Hi. I don't shitpost much though since I'm writing another story at the moment. The name is Losenis, not Loensis

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:44:49 2016 No.15836953 >>15836941 What is his grammar like? Is it: >he do this her to the vaginal reef was just cumming to be semen in her Or something readable?

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:45:12 2016 No.15836956

>>15836775
>Demon triplets who change the very atmosphere when they walk in. Sexy, sultry, and wicked in equal parts, they slam tequila and I have to spank them with a broom to keep them off me.
>CC Wight who just sits at the bar and chats with other monsters and myself. Likes a stiff drink, and is thankfully already married.
>Two Kikimoras that come for food at lunch time. The light colored does most of the talking and orders a few drinks, and she is pretty genki. The other one seems a little off, is pretty quiet, and has these striking amber eyes. Her burger always seems to just vanish when I'm not looking.
>VampireMosquito, who usually makes my friday night. I enjoy kicking her out for being underage, even though I'm well aware she's in her twenties. She always sneaks back in somehow.
>Will o Wisp, who only ever drinks water, and never talks to anyone. She plays on her phone from the corner table, and I think she watches me and touches herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:45:46 2016 No.15836958 >>15836937 Maybe, I'm not an archivist. Poor thing tries though, I still enjoy reading his shit. I can't help but imagine him as some sort of young and happy writer that does it for fun. Wonder how long till he goes full bitter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:46:03 2016 No.15836960 >>15836952 You fucking attentionwhore writefag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:46:53 2016 No.15836962 >>15836920 Same here anon. I'm here almost constantly, I just don't have a single shred of motivation or discipline when it comes to writing lately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:47:07 2016 No.15836966 >>15836960 wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:47:49 2016 No.15836969 >>15836966 It's a term of endearment.We're all just tsundere for our writers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:48:23 2016 No.15836974 >>15836969 y-you too

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:49:13 2016 No.15836978 >>15836958 Something about beast going bitter would be depressing. How would his work turn if he stopped giving a shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:49:35 2016 No.15836980 File: 81 KB, 869x705, Metatron.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you fuck her even if she still had Alan Rickman's voice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:50:13 2016 No.15836982 >>15836594 >Lego-shaped Brownies That. Sounds. AMAZING. >>15836600 Can vote for it on Steam Greenlight too. 'S what I did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:52:07 2016 No.15836986 >>15836980 >Metatron Ever since the guy who played Booger in revenge of the nerds played Metatron, I can't see anyone else as Metatron.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:52:48 2016 No.15836990 >>15836937 I think he said he did. it was called "Grammarly" or some shit. >>15836953 Some times letters and words are missing and words like "the" or "what" are repeated. It's mostly readable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:53:09 2016 No.15836991 File: 166 KB, 447x501, 1471021374028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836956 >The other one seems a little off, is pretty quiet, and has these striking amber eyes. Her burger always seems to just vanish when I'm not looking. Ho-ho.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:53:11 2016 No.15836992

>>15836962
I thought about doing a short journal type thing about a guy writing about various magic and such. He starts off with Time/Space, hopibg to meet the setting's most experienced wizard on the subject, Albert(or whoever the horsefucker was in JtCT), but having to settle with Lani instead, but even then he doesn't get much from her at all due to her telling half-truths and completely obvious lies. He then does other schools, and after that attempts to catalog all species of Dragons only to go insane due to the sheer number of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:53:27 2016 No.15836993 >>15836982 >Steam Greenlight So how's this work, I just hit the thumbs up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:53:33 2016 No.15836994 >>15836980 Thanks for reminding me he died. Why must this life take everything good from us?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:53:54 2016 No.15836996 Does Luz have hair all over like Polt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:55:42 2016 No.15837001 >>15836993 >So how's this work, I just hit the thumbs up? Yup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:56:14 2016 No.15837002 File: 106 KB, 447x501, shog meido kiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836991 interchanging gif of this and that when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:56:44 2016 No.15837007 >>15837001 Done.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:57:04 2016 No.15837008

>>15836978
Like most maybe, my homebrewed theory says that he would become first ambivalent to the thread, posting but in an unrecognizable way and less often, his works would be less cheerful but gain in general skill.

Then either dies and is remembered fondly with cries of X never ever, or becomes a faggot.

Still think he has some winters left in him though, nothing to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 12:58:43 2016 No.15837015 File: 370 KB, 1500x1000, 51202084_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836980 Nope. LMeta, though...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:01:20 2016 No.15837022 Stop bullying beast, I like his stuff and I want him to write more roulette.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:01:29 2016 No.15837023 >>15836947 Klaus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:02:48 2016 No.15837029 >>15837008 >Still think he has some winters left in him though I hope so, scalebound feels promising and there is always room for more roulette. I do wish he got some art done. some of his ideas a fun to imagine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:03:45 2016 No.15837033 >>15837015 Gibe de cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:03:50 2016 No.15837035 >>15837022 It's just friendly bullying to gently push him onto the road of self-improvement, also it's fun. Pretty sure we made clear we liked his shit, and it's not like I have good grammar either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:04:23 2016 No.15837037 >>15837029 >Are I'm going to break this phone and give to a gremlin.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:04:49 2016 No.15837041
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>>15837023
>Klaus
Wunderbar, I look forward to seeing how you handle writing about plump Jub butts.
>tfw it's been a year since I requested pic-related
>tfw Jub-Jubs are now a year old in the encyclopedia

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:06:23 2016 No.15837044 >>15837029 If he does something especially funny, meme magic will probably attract latenight. That or do a happy doodle for him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:15:52 2016 No.15837077 File: 179 KB, 800x800, waste of good fruit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to bully the demons!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:15:59 2016 No.15837078 Which monster girl would go to a Queensryche concert and have sex with me right in the crowd?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:19:13 2016 No.15837092 >>15837077 What's going on here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:19:14 2016 No.15837091 >>15836916 >That salamander with the flag. Why does he have that if he's from England?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:20:36 2016 No.15837098 File: 93 KB, 800x749, 1393534665051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15837078

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:20:42 2016 No.15837099 >>15837078 Siren

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:22:41 2016 No.15837108 >>15837092 from what I can tell that man is angry enough to start throwing apples at that succubus's ass. Wonder what she did to deserve that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:23:09 2016 No.15837112 >>15837091 Wait what? I refuse to believe that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:23:33 2016 No.15837113 >>15837108 It just seems irrational, like being so mad you'd pour water on a penguin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:24:25 2016 No.15837120 >>15837077 I'd throw bananas at them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:24:40 2016 No.15837123 >>15837108 Maybe its because shes naked?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:25:59 2016 No.15837129 >>15837112 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:26:30 2016 No.15837131 Hey, here from MonMusu thread on /a/. I heard you guys could direct me to a monster that likes NTR. Which one is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:27:56 2016 No.15837139 File: 182 KB, 940x720, 1438105456353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15837131

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:28:27 2016 No.15837143 >>15837131 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:28:59 2016 No.15837148 >>15837112 He's said multiple times he's from south london

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:29:49 2016 No.15837155 File: 39 KB, 500x500, 1457142864735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15837131

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:29:58 2016 No.15837156 >>15837131 Your mother.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:30:15 2016 No.15837157

>>15837131
Bicorn if you include making a harem for her man to be NTR.

Beelzebub is the cuck monster girl though, she literally baits other monster girls to gang rape her husband infront of her while she masturbates and enjoys the sloppy seconds when they leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:31:31 2016 No.15837164 >>15837131 Get the fuck out of here

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:32:01 2016 No.15837165

>>15837129
Just to be clear, we are talking beast here right?

I mean, due to the aforementioned grammar issues, I expected him to be from any place where english doesn't have a strong presence.

>>15837131
Man this might be the weakest bait ever, reminds me of past false flags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:33:13 2016 No.15837170 >>15837148 So he's a wizard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:34:27 2016 No.15837179 >>15837165 >False flag For a second I read that as "False Fag" and thought of an alp dressing up as a boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:36:24 2016 No.15837191 >>15837131 Rachnera is your best bet. She's already had sex with that stinky old fat bald director guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:37:18 2016 No.15837194 >>15837179 >For a second I read that as "False Fag" and thought of an alp dressing up as a boy. "How do you do, fellow Heterosexuals?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:38:17 2016 No.15837200 >>15837165 A while back beast said that he had poor writing skills (Dyslexia or a variant of) It tends not to come up as Beast himself said he sees it as a shit excuse and works to overcome it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:39:03 2016 No.15837204 >>15837165 Why else do you think he sets his roulette thing in London? He's also said he's a Londoner repeatedly. As for the grammar thing, I assume he's dyslexic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:42:43 2016 No.15837217 >>15837200 >>15837204 Oh...Smugness has left me and now regret settles down. That's what I get for not getting on with the times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:44:49 2016 No.15837222 >>15837170 Guys, what if Beast is the wizard from his own story and is gauging our reactions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:47:27 2016 No.15837238 >>15837222 What if you blew it with this post and now nobody gets monster girls ever? Shame on you anon. That said I always imagined the wizard was some sort of alternate-him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:47:38 2016 No.15837239 >>15837222 Then he needs to hurry up and send me an email.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:49:19 2016 No.15837245 File: 613 KB, 1407x1346, 1463336088597.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to get drunk but i'm out of vodka

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:50:00 2016 No.15837247 >>15837245 Ahh, the academic life!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:50:54 2016 No.15837249 File: 1.28 MB, 3264x1836, 0914161041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll doodle later, for now have this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:51:20 2016 No.15837251 >>15837239 I find the email thing a bit silly. Most people would assume its a virus and get rid of it, and the idea of a powerful old wizard slumping down in front of a computer and spamming emails into another universe feels like a waste of his time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:53:02 2016 No.15837259 >>15837249 Your doodles are good for cute anon. Those anupups are very cute indeed. What's the bag-looking thing there and behind the cookies though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:53:19 2016 No.15837260 >>15837251 I'm not the writer, I'm the reader. And if it means that I get to have a random MG waifu, then by all means. Send me an email.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:54:14 2016 No.15837263 >>15837251 He's a wizard anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:54:49 2016 No.15837265 >>15837251 Maybe he has a screening process. can't remember which one but one of the entries mentions that he has a whole squad of tengu's doing shit for him

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:56:42 2016 No.15837277 >>15837259 A Wurm egg. They infest houses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 13:58:57 2016 No.15837285 >>15837277 Well that's what happens when today's forecast is wurms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:02:03 2016 No.15837302 >>15837249 I hope the Shog will catch those pups when they fall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:06:22 2016 No.15837319 >>15837302 One will fall. The other will hang on until the Wurm egg hatches and the Wurm inside latches onto her face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:07:30 2016 No.15837323 >>15837319 But what about the cookies? How will they survive?

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:07:46 2016 No.15837327

>>15837245
>Hakutaku is a pure girl who spends all her days reading and dreaming about getting a husband
>She put up over a hundred of ads for free teaching to boys yet no one came
>One day while putting up an ad she noticed a particularly lively bar filled with boys
>After a particularly depressing week she decides to make a visit to that bar
>She knows all the dangers of alcohol but she's just here for the company anyway
>All the boys are already drunk and taken
>She sadly sits at the bar and asks for milk
>The Satyros bartender makes a joke about a cow asking for milk
>She serves her a glass of wine instead
>Hakutaku politely refuses the drink but the bartender insists
>She slowly drinks it, hoping she can retain her soberness
>She gets drunk after about half the glass
>Satyros downs half a bottle shortly afterwards
>30 minutes go by
>Both of them are standing on top of a table, singing about how they just want a husband
>They have fun all night long
>Eventually it becomes a weekly habit of them
>They both hope that one day a man will join in on their fun

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:10:01 2016 No.15837338 >>15837327 I love how the Hakutaku even has condoms attached to her horn. I would fuck her, but not the beer goat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:14:34 2016 No.15837354 >>15837338 >condoms I never recognized those. Aren't those things like opposite to what their goals are?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:15:50 2016 No.15837357 >>15837323 The Roomba will save the day there.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:17:40 2016 No.15837365

>>15837249
How are you supposed to punish your daughters if they steal from the cookie jar?

I'd say forbidden them from seeing their childhood friend for a week but I wouldn't want to ruin a romance

>>15837277
>Wurm mothers randomly placing their eggs everywhere
>They somehow always find them shortly after they hatch
>Being a Wurm's father is a rollercoaster of emotion

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:18:14 2016 No.15837369 >>15837354 She has a condom fetish. They have holes in them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:20:07 2016 No.15837377 >>15837365 Wait, hold on. Where am I supposed to hide the cookies if my daughteru has wings? I guess underground is always an option.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:20:18 2016 No.15837379 >>15837365 More like every day is like Easter Sunday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:27:44 2016 No.15837424 >>15837365 >Wurm eggs are indestructible like Ostrich eggs >Trip over one by accident and think that you broke it >Turns out you just broke your ankle and the egg is fine

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:31:18 2016 No.15837445 >>15837424 I bet Wurm nests are like that one Godzilla movie. Imagine going into your basement for a fudgscicle, and instead walk into a shitton of eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:32:35 2016 No.15837450 >>15828000 >tfw you'll never double team your centaur wife with your best friend >tfw you'll never solidify your friendship by finishing in the same hole, and finally high fiving each other

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:33:42 2016 No.15837458
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Iron Beast here, Lets clear some things up.

As >>15837200 I have Dyslexia, I can read perfectly fine but writings always been a problem. but bad writing is still bad writing regardless of the reasons and I will correct where I can. The program I recently use is called "Grammarly."

On to lighter things, I do come from london (Peckham to be exact but I have a background and family in ST.kitts and Jamaica. I tried to get pic related as my family love cricket.

About the salamanders and Beetles, we all have our faves right? I guess its become noticeable as few care about the beetle.

That should be all. thanks for all the support.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:34:12 2016 No.15837461 >>15837445 Basically humpty eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:34:47 2016 No.15837465 >>15837445 >Walking into the basement to get some meat from the freezer >Turns out you just walked into the set of Aliens during the Alien Queen scene

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:35:15 2016 No.15837471 File: 78 KB, 391x515, 1469492868979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15837450 Fuck off dude.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:35:38 2016 No.15837474

>>15837369
This is the only way I'd see a monster girl use a condom
She seduces a man saying that everything will be fine and that no one will say anything and there is no risk since they'll be using a condom
Once he cums in balls deep inside of her, she makes the smuggest of grins and tells him that not only is the condom riddled with holes, she is also ovulating

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:36:09 2016 No.15837479

>>15837445
>Try to get through egg den in the basement.
>Accidentally trip on one of the eggs.
>End up panicking because you heard a crack.
>Then you remember that wurm eggs only break when hatching.
>Suddenly realize that all the eggs have cracks.
>Your wurm wife finds you covered in baby daugterus later on when you don't come up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:36:11 2016 No.15837480 Does the ayy-lmao from Jitsu wa Watshi wa count as MG?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:36:25 2016 No.15837482 >>15837450 (You)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:37:45 2016 No.15837491 >>15837480 Again, Ayylmaos aren't monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:38:55 2016 No.15837500 >>15837479 All those happy and curious daughterus would be adorable if I didn't need my ice cream fix.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:40:05 2016 No.15837508 >>15837500 Well, you could always break out a tub and give them a small spoonful while they wiggle around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:43:50 2016 No.15837535 >>15837508 Like that would end well. All it takes is one taste and I'll never enjoy ice cream alone again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:45:49 2016 No.15837545 >>15837508 One of them will get addicted to it and by the time she enters grade school she'd have evolved into a frost Wurm

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:47:18 2016 No.15837551 >>15837545 Better than that zap Wurm who kept playing with the damn carpet.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:53:31 2016 No.15837577

>>15837535
>Anon sneaking out of bed at night
>Tiptoeing down the creaky hallway
>Carefully descending down the stairs
>Opening the squeaky basement door ever so carefully to not make a sound
>Descending the rickety steps, sure to skip the ones that make noise
>Basking at the freezer at the end of the basement and carefully opening it
>Searching for his spoon he placed here so to not have to go into the kitchen
>Humming the Zelda item tune when his hands finally grasp the item the mission requires: [Insert favourite Ice Cream Here]
>Ever so carefully trying to open the ice cream tub just to hear a noise
>And to look around and be met with darkness save for the one light above the freezer
>Wait a minute. Why was the freezer light on when you came down?
>A flick of a switch reveals your daughterus all fast asleep next to a bunch of empty ice cream tubs, ice cream still on their mouths

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:55:41 2016 No.15837587 >>15837577 Raising wurms must be hell. A cute hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:57:04 2016 No.15837593 A bunch of weirdos on the /jp/ meta thread hiro sanctioned want to get rid of this general and other generals on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 14:58:54 2016 No.15837603 >>15837245 Barb and latenight bring more charm to this thread than we deserve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:02:06 2016 No.15837613 >>15837593 Who cares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:04:52 2016 No.15837627 >>15837603 >All those comments asking us to be moved to /d/ or /e/ I'm starting to think /jp/ doesn't like us

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:05:01 2016 No.15837628 >>15837613 It affects this thread dumbfuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:06:07 2016 No.15837632 >>15837593 >Getting rid of generals on /jp/ But But /jp/ is mostly generals

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:07:50 2016 No.15837643 >>15837628 Sure, sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:10:09 2016 No.15837652 >>15837587 It's cute up until they reach puberty and the middle school director calls you about your daughter destroying an entire hallway and raping the son of a very religious family

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:10:42 2016 No.15837655 >>15837632 >filtering all that /jp/ content It's like going to Alaska and complaining about how cold it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:13:10 2016 No.15837669 >>15837643 you have corrected your rectum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:17:47 2016 No.15837694 File: 162 KB, 650x790, Ultra Lilim Sisters 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15833404 Plot twist: Angel kidnaps the kid and turns her into a Heavenwan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:24:21 2016 No.15837722 I want to make Wurm-chan sing me a song!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:31:08 2016 No.15837752 >>15837722 Wurms can't sing!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:31:30 2016 No.15837757 >>15837752 I'm gonna make her do it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:31:43 2016 No.15837759 File: 212 KB, 826x1062, 1473881503039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Submit!

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:32:21 2016 No.15837761

>>15837694
Would a Heavenhound be the complete reverse of a Hellhound?

Something like white skin and fur with blue eyes and flames, entirely docile and impossible to make her assert yourself over you

>>15837752
They can sing kindergarten songs and cartoon openings!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:33:44 2016 No.15837769 >>15837761 >You will never sing along with the opening of a cartoon with your daughteru

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:34:32 2016 No.15837776 >>15837759 gross

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:35:28 2016 No.15837784 >>15837759 disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:35:57 2016 No.15837786 File: 418 KB, 1525x1831, 1469713911676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15837759 Milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:36:00 2016 No.15837787 >>15837759 >Horse pussy I like being able to satisfy a woman without having to fist her elbow deep.

Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:36:02 2016 No.15837788

>>15837593
>>15837628
Doesn't affect us until it actually happens. The mods are actually on the side of the generals and all /qa/ does is act as an outlet for a vocal minority of autists who actually care enough to visit another board to complain about threads they don't visit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:36:29 2016 No.15837791 >>15837761 but all hounds are heavenhounds. Some just like to be on top.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:38:45 2016 No.15837800 >>15837759 >tfw you just jack off to the top part of the pic and make believe she's just a normal elf Horse pussy kills my boner every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 14 15:41:19 2016 No.15837815 File: 678 KB, 486x4123, Only Casuals Don't Get This Image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SHE AIN'T MY GIRL BUT THE SISTAH IS HEAVY

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