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16041824 No.16041824 [Reply] [Original]

Listen to them. Children of the night. What moans they make.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>> No.16041829

>>16041824
You're not a Vampire, Erica.

>> No.16041830

Cute Dragons!

>> No.16041833

>>16041824
I want to sing her the song of my people!

>>16041830
Muscle dragons!

>> No.16041838

>>16041752
mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com
It's kinda long though.

>> No.16041843

>>16041824
>you will never have a Phantom childhood friend that has a busty CC bodytype

>> No.16041846
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16041846

Prepare to be spooped nerds!

>> No.16041849

Are Wurms cute or sexy? I can't decide!

>> No.16041854

>>16041846
How spooky!

...So where do I put it in, if I were to do such a thing?

>> No.16041861

>>16041849
Wurm hips don't lie.

>> No.16041864

>>16041849
Mostly sexy.

>> No.16041865

Can we all agree that the best part of Wolfus and Dogfus are the pads? I just want to fondle them so bad.

>> No.16041866

>>16041849
Cutexy.
That's around 50% cuter then they are sexy, but definitely both.

>> No.16041868

>>16041846
What if she hits me with that arrow? Did she steal if from some poor cupid?

>> No.16041869
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16041869

tittypires for handholding

>> No.16041871

>>16041846
Our men are running from the fierd of battre! Shamefur dispray!

>> No.16041876

>>16041868
It would be very painful.

>> No.16041879
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16041879

>>16041869
I want to watch dumb action flicks with her!

>> No.16041880

>>16041876
She better put it away the before she pokes someone's eye out?

>> No.16041883

>>16041849
Wurms are inherently cute but because they decide to go around naked with nothing but their scale protecting their private parts it makes them sexy

So if you want her to be cute buy her a nice frilly dress or a comfy pajama and tell her you'd be happy if she wore it

>> No.16041885

>>16041824
Gonna bully a phantom by ruining her chuuni fantasies! Gonna rip off her mask and tell her to grow up!

>> No.16041892

>>16041885
Chuuni-off?
>I will shatter your illusions and drag you into the real world!
>Fool! Drown in your ideals!

>> No.16041896

>>16041892
If that's what that it takes, then fine! I even brought a mock katana, just for this occasion!

>> No.16041897

>>16041885
Joke's on you, your fantasy of destroying her chuuni world is part of her play that you're unwittingly participating. You'll be fucking by the end of it, guaranteed.

>> No.16041898

>>16041869
She has no titties.

>> No.16041901

>>16041896
You'll challenge her double keyblade gunblades Ebony Bliss and Ivory Rapture with a single katana?

>> No.16041902

>>16041876
She's a big girl

>> No.16041916

>>16041880
Must be a spoopy ghost bow with ghost arrows.

Passing through their targets but numbing cold wherever it hit.

>> No.16041923

>>16041897
No matter what you do, you are always playing your piece. Such is the fate of those who meet Phantom.

>> No.16041932

>>16041897
I wonder how she'll manage to twist things to that point.

>>16041901
I don't need fancy things like gunblades, those are for inferior swordsmen!

>> No.16041937

>>16041932
You'll be swallowing those words with her saliva!

>> No.16041941
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16041941

>>16041824
now that i think about it...

>> No.16041952

>>16041941
Is it a cane or a mic stick?

Holy fuck Phantom screaming into the end piece like some kind of metal singer when?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.16041958
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16041958

>>16041941
Excellent work Barb!
>her hair is transparent to the extent that her mask is visible
Only now I notice that detail.

Though I have to wonder, what kind of masks would individual Phantoms wear, provided they'd all wear masks in the first place?

>> No.16041960

>>16041952
So is anyone making that Brütal Legend with Monster Girls yet?

>> No.16041966
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16041966

Well it can technically fit here too.
Enjoy your Halloween.

>> No.16041974

>>16041958
Why does this mask make me think of sex?
>>16041966
I refuse to enjoy my Halloween! There's nothing to put me in the Halloween spirit! Not even any spirits!

>> No.16041976

>>16041941
She sure knows how to handle a stick.

>> No.16041983

>>16041869
I see you managed to post the worst girl of that series. Good job.

>> No.16041990

>>16041974
Not even a dark lord dressed up as Ghost Dad the Touhou?

>> No.16041999

>>16041937
But what I beat her? Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer!

>> No.16042001

>>16041966
Trying out new eyes huh? Cute!

>> No.16042002

>>16041999
Then she'll swallow her words with your saliva, and those trips.

>> No.16042003

>>16041941
Nicely done..

>> No.16042015
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16042015

Halloween is tomorrow, and what will Monster Girls be dressing up as?

>> No.16042020

>HD Apophis was released 2 hours ago
>Not posted yet
>Not a single person asked for it

I always knew grapesnake lovers were just joking

>> No.16042024

>>16042002
She'll be swallowing something else too. That'll teach her to be such a dumb nerd.

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16042026

>>16042015
I know Succubi have only one Halloween costume they fear.

>> No.16042027

>>16042015
My daughteru will go out as a venus flytrap.

>> No.16042039

>>16042015
Dunno, but I'll be going out in a tee shirt that says "I'm a slut for undead girls" And I'll also be walking by any graveyards and spooky houses that are close enough

>> No.16042049

>>16042039
No undead girl wants to necrobone a slutboy, they all want someone to spend the rest of their death with.

>> No.16042052

>>16042020
I didn't even know it was out.
But I'm not joking!

>> No.16042056

>>16042015
Thats a very nice and lewd Jabberwock.

>> No.16042061

>>16042020
Also Phantom making-of

>> No.16042065

>>16042001
It's almost the same one used for Wisp to be honest.

>> No.16042066

>>16042056
Every Wocky is lewd.

>> No.16042067

>>16042020
Where are the HD profiles released? Also is there an imgur of them somewhere or are they on the wiki?

>> No.16042070

>>16042015
EMIYA.

>> No.16042071

>>16042015
>ywn spend halloween stuffing your jabberwock with thick quality syrup

>> No.16042074

>>16042067
On KC's enty. There are not on the wiki since they are paywall'ed

>> No.16042075

Can we post a little pudge please? I'm in the mood to feel cuddly.

>> No.16042080

>>16042075
No, today is the official no pudge day.

>> No.16042083
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16042083

>>16042075
No pudge now, only muscles.

>> No.16042084

>>16042020
Hey I asked for it last thread, you're the one being slow.

>> No.16042088

>>16042049
I dunno, might be able to pick up a few horny ghouls like that. Should I dress in my Sunday best and bring my best bottle of champagne if I'm trying to court a Wight or a Phantom?

>> No.16042090

>>16042088
Suit for Wight, Death Metal, Metallica, or Queen shirts for Phantom.

>> No.16042098
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16042098

>>16041824
This vampire looks a little fluffy

>> No.16042103

>>16042088
>>16042090
>TFW you will never have a singing match against a Phantom while you both exhibit vocal ranges of Freddie Mercury and DIO
>TFW

>> No.16042105

>>16042052
Yeah you say that now but I'm sure you're just having a good laugh at the pudgy Apophis CC because she won't get a husband anytime soon

And besides we both know who's the true desert ruler

>>16042084
I didn't notice your post then, forgive my mistake
We have at least one serious Apophis lover

>> No.16042106

>>16042098
Do Yeti burn up in the sun like Canadians do?

>> No.16042110

>>16042080
What's wrong with pudge. It makes you feel warm and nice imagining cuddling a pudgy monster girl

>>16042083
Muscle is great. But I'm in a pudgy mood.

>> No.16042113

>>16042105
>true ruler
Wurm-chan, obviously. She took care of that haughty tanned human and her pet snake before teaming up with the desert schedule corgi to make the desert a better place. In only 2 years the desert has become a lush forest once more.

>> No.16042115

>>16042098
I don't know how yeti's manage to make themselves so cute. But I just melt everytime I see one.

>> No.16042123
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16042123

>>16042106
Yetis wear cooling pads in any weather over 20C

>> No.16042127
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16042127

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16042133

>>16042105
>true ruler
Apophis, duh.

>> No.16042140
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16042140

>>16042075
Here is your pudge for tonight

>> No.16042141

>>16042140
That cat really needs to put down the fucking fork.

>> No.16042143

>>16042140
>fat cats

That's what im looking for. Maybe a bit too much pudge? But would still cuddle.

>> No.16042147

>>16042123
How would a Yeti fair in Death Valley? I know Yuki Onna can negate the heat by turning places into winter wonderlands for as long as they are present, but what about Yeti or Wendigo? Do they just strap loli Yuki Onna to them?

>> No.16042149

>>16042113
The existence of Wurm-chan has never been proven, it's all conspiracies and convoluted stories
And NO, that one hidden pyramid that was filled with candies doesn't prove anything

>>16042133
I was obviously referring to the lucky man who will fall in the Khepri pit first and become their king
The golden beetles will unite the desert once again

>> No.16042150
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16042150

>>16042110
This is probably the only pudge pic I have.

>> No.16042153

>>16042143
One day I'll draw a puddy loli Anubis for you guys.

>> No.16042154

>>16042150
That's not a monstergirl.

>> No.16042155

>>16042150
Darkseid is not for subbing.

>> No.16042156

>>16042149
>never
But the hieroglyphs prove she is real. She will come and unite the desert people after sunset, when her Xbox account expires.

>> No.16042157

>>16042149
>king
No thank you, I'll take my Apophis queen.

>> No.16042159

>>16042147
Why would a Yeti even be in death valley

>> No.16042162

>>16042140
That Cheshire would look better with a pudgy hourglass figure like http://i.imgur.com/fv9kegI.jpg instead of all that flab.

>> No.16042163

>>16042153
This sounds perfect anon. Pudgy Anubis are already a big win on their own.

>> No.16042165

>>16042159
Looking for hugs.

>> No.16042167

>>16041824
Can I steal your mask?

>> No.16042169

>>16042159
To participate in the Ultra Triathlon.
>>16042154
Explain yourself.

>> No.16042171

>>16042153

Pudgy anubi are for cuddling and belly rubs.

>> No.16042172

>>16042167
Well can you?

>> No.16042174

>>16042169
I can't keep up with a marathoner Yeti, she'll want me to run with her across frozen tundras for daily workouts

>> No.16042175

>>16041824
Gonna cum on a chunni's mask!

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16042177

>>16042171
>>16042163
>Pudgy Anubis

Yes

>> No.16042182

>>16042172
Will she gets so embarassed her powers run amok?

>The entire city is dragged into her play

>> No.16042185

>>16042156
I won't go along with these lies
There hieroglyphs is a transcript of the fated prophecy

Are you really trying to imply that a stupid dragon was somehow the one to end the centuries old war between the 3 kingdoms and that she is one depicted in the prophecy?

>> No.16042187

>>16042182
Get on my level.
>All the world's a stage, all the men and women merely players

>> No.16042189

>>16042177
She's big!
That means she's got a big gut!
Grope and Squeeze!

>> No.16042190

>>16042067
my.mixtape.moe/bzosyv.rar
p: 2017

apophis not included

>> No.16042196
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16042196

>>16042185
Wurm-chan ever was and ever will be.

>> No.16042201

>>16042196
A new drawfriend is born.

>> No.16042209

>>16042201
Umm, no. That's a repost of something old. And I'm not new.

>> No.16042211

>>16042187
>our reality is merely a play of an incredibly ancient and powerful Phantom

now this is spoopy

>> No.16042213

>>16042185
Yes. Her coming has been told since the stone ages, where man still feared fire and banged his daughters without care.

>> No.16042217

>>16042209
Of course it's something old dummy, look at the filename.

>> No.16042219

>>16042217
Wurm-chan go back to sleep the stars are not right yet.

>> No.16042222

>>16042219
Wurmthulhu?

>> No.16042225

>>16042219
Of course the stars are not right, it's 4 PM

>> No.16042227

>>16042211
She's still a dork chuuni like all the rest. Just bully her and you'll be fine

>> No.16042233

How long until KC does Angra Mainyu as a mg, giving us something legitimately stronger than a Lilim or Baphomet?

>> No.16042240

>>16042233
You should go kill all your friends, anon. You'll become a hero if you do!

>> No.16042245

>>16042240
Carnival Phantasm much?

>> No.16042248

>>16042177
Gonna let that Anubis sit on my lap.
Gonna pet her on the head and call her cute!

>> No.16042252

>>16042248
Hope your lap is augmented, cause she exceeds the 2-ton weight limit of an elevator.

>> No.16042253

>>16042222
Are you implying Wurm-chan is old?
>>16042245
Grail-kun is basically Poison Suu.

>> No.16042256

>>16042213
Are you implying that Wurm-chan will put an end to incest?

>>16042233
Lilims are linked to all monsters and draws power from them so you can't have a species stronger than a Lilim/the Overlord

>> No.16042260

>Pudgy Anubis

You have my complete and undivided attention.

>> No.16042267

>>16042260
I want to feel all of her extra flesh.

>> No.16042272

>>16042233
How long until KC gives us the Ice Queen

>> No.16042274

>>16042267

I want to rub my face in her tummy, lick her belly button then grind my dick on her tummy until I cum.

>> No.16042277

>>16042274
What would it feel like inside an pudgy girl?

>> No.16042279

>>16042252
Oh come on anon, that's exaggerating. She's not that heavy. Just eyeballing her I'd guess she's about 180 pounds. 210 tops.

>> No.16042285

>>16042277

You'll have to ask someone else.

I'm not into vore.

>> No.16042286

>>16042279
Loli Anubis is so heavy because she is filled with hate and disgust.

>> No.16042301

>>16042285
You know what he meant anon.

>>16042286
Dude, do you see her chest? That isn't a Loli.

>> No.16042304

>>16042253
So a bunch of Wurms doing the CF opening wave when?

>> No.16042307

>>16042256
What if it's a fallen god of sorts?

>> No.16042308

>>16042177
How big is the Pharaoh?

>> No.16042314

>>16042308
I'd like to imagine tall and muscular.
But also flat as a board and jealous of her Anubis' jiggly chest.

>> No.16042320

How much does an automaton weigh?

>> No.16042326

>>16042301
Meant to say pudgy. It's just that the stupid pudgy little shitdog got stuck in my mind.

>> No.16042329

>>16042320

Why is there no automaton (fan)art?

>> No.16042330

>>16042314
Ah!
But muscle pharoah would have a large and firm rear to compensate!

The best of both worlds in the same kingdom!

>> No.16042332
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16042332

We talkin' about pudge? I want to tease a pudgy sheep

>> No.16042333

>>16042320
Depends on the frame. They are pretty heavy, but not as much as Golems are due to being frames and sheets of metal over wires and such instead of a solid mass of stone/granite/adamant.
The guntank models, or shortstack if you're a uneducated folk, are pretty heavy at over 1.5 tons.

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16042334

>>16042320
Depends on how much they have equipped, and what their bodytype and height is.

>> No.16042335

>>16042332
Sheep fat is definitely for squeezing.

>> No.16042340

>>16042332
Now that's some mutton.

>> No.16042342

>Your Automaton will never put you through a rigorous training program so you can be able to princess carry her
Why even live?

>> No.16042343

>>16042329
There's currently a small pool of art for them. But hopefully more fanart pops up when KC finally releases their profile.

>> No.16042348

>>16042307
I don't know if monsterized gods count as monsters but even if didn't they'd have to be very powerful to top a Lilim

The power chart should be something akin to this:

High Gods
Mid Gods
Low Gods (some species go there)
Monsters
Humans

The Overlord and Lilims should go somewhere between mid gods and high gods and they are constantly growing in power
Unless I'm wrong, the only high god is the Chief God

>> No.16042352

>>16042342
>Why even live?

I don't know, man.

I don't know.


>>16042343
>But hopefully more fanart pops up when KC finally releases their profile.

I hope so. There's only one picture in my folder and it's been posted already. >>16042334

>> No.16042359

>>16042352
I've seen at least 5 pieces of automaton art posted here

>> No.16042361

>>16042342
>Your Anubis wife will never put you through a vigorous house husband training program so you can tend the house while she's at work

Why even live?
Ywn have your Anubis wife come home to her husband in an apron making dinner

>> No.16042364

>>16042348
I find it odd how the CG was able to be stronger than all other chief deities.

Anyway, IIRC Angra Mainyu was some sort of higher tiered diety. He did represent all evils of the world, afterall, so his mge counterpart would be pretty up there. He also has another interpretation as Ahriman.

>> No.16042368

>>16042352
Did you miss Ougis, Latenights, and that one drawfag that does pear-shaped lolis Automaton fanart?

>> No.16042371

>>16042352
You don't really stay around much, do you? I've dome at least 2 doodles involving them.

>> No.16042373

>>16042368
Good to know I don't even qualify to be remembered.

>> No.16042375

>>16042368

I did unfortunately.

>>16042371

I come and go.

>> No.16042380

>>16042373
Chowders too then

>> No.16042384

>>16042375
I could make an imgur album for all the Automaton art if you want.

>> No.16042386

>>16042384

I'd appreciate it.

>> No.16042387

Pudge is the hip thing now. NEET Monster Girls everywhere are having their dreams come true.

How can muscular and fit Monster Girls avoid a crisis?

>> No.16042394

>>16042330
Yeah, but she really wants to have a soft bouncy chest and no amount of compliments to her abs or her rear will change that.
Sometimes she drinks Holstaur milk to try and get tits, but it hasn't done anything for her yet.
She's getting desperate enough to ask her personal slaveboy, who she will never refer to as cute no matter how much she thinks it, to massage her breasts.

>> No.16042397

>>16042387
By following in the pudge and NEET lifestyleJust kidding. All girls of all body types should be respected and loved

>> No.16042399

>>16042380
Too late, hot plate.

>> No.16042402

>>16042387
I want to have a threesome with a chubby monster and a tight toned monster

>> No.16042406

>>16042394
>Holst milk
Hmmm, she must be suffering from a rare syndrome where it all goes to her rear.

>>16042402
You, you are good.

>> No.16042409

>>16042386
http://imgur.com/a/a4vaE
Alright, here you go.

>> No.16042413

>>16042387
>NEET Monster Girls everywhere are having their dreams come true.
Great, now I want to see a pudgy NEET succubus' eyes go all starry when I hug her during sex.

>> No.16042414

>>16042387

Can you imagine how smug pudgy girls are now? They didn't even do anything and now there are some boys fawning over them.
I want to be stolen from a chubby girl by a big muscular one that makes me smell her and lick her sweat after training.

>> No.16042416

>>16042409
Shit, there's an image I forgot to add to the album.

>> No.16042417
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>>16042409

Bless you.
Have a Lich in return.

>> No.16042419

>>16042409
>Chowder isn't in there.

Heh.

>> No.16042423

>>16042419
I didn't save his Automaton images when I should have.

>> No.16042425

>>16042406
No matter how much she drinks, it all just goes to her firm yet soft ass. She might even get desperate enough to jack you off and rub your semen on her washboard chest in the hopes that your spirit energy might make her bustier.

>> No.16042427

>>16042414
>spoiler

The finest thing in life.

>> No.16042428

>>16042419
Whelp. Guess it's time to leave for greeber pastures.

>> No.16042433

>>16042428
Don't worry buddy, I'm sure a nice sexy Wisp will take you as her husbando.

>> No.16042434

>>16042387
They start the emergency plan "Black List"

If a man dare say anywhere, whether that's on the net, on the phone, out loud, etc... That he likes pudgy monster girls, he ends up registered on the list
All men on the list get sent a highly trained rape squad of /fit/ monster girls compromised of a Hellhound, a Dragon, an Oni and a wild card

Unhealthy lifestyles won't prevail

>> No.16042435

>>16042433
I'd rather have Charon.

>> No.16042436
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16042436

Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx10MYrh4MY

>> No.16042439

>>16042425
A shame.

Some one needs to teach the muscle pharoah that the ass is just as important as the chest!

Two parts of the same whole!

>> No.16042443

>>16042417
Why do I have an urge to sit a lich on my lap?

>> No.16042446

>>16042417
No problem

>> No.16042451

>>16042443
Their fat Lich butts.

>> No.16042452

>>16042436
You think that's scary?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pBBLN0w7NY

Welcome to my ten year old self's nightmares.

>> No.16042455

>>16042414
Pudgy NEETs don't even need to try anymore. Male food servants just flock to them.

I want to bully a pudgy girl by cumming on her food I bring her. Would she not take it as bullying and look me straight in my eyes as she eats it?

>> No.16042458

>>16042434
I like pudgy monster girls. I like pudgy monster girls. I like pudgy monster girls. I like pudgy monster girls.

The more I say the quicker they would come right? I hope they wash my dirty mouth with their saliva and sweat.

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>>16042451
I-It's not that fat!

>> No.16042460

>>16042439
No matter what you do, she's always going to want something there anon. She's worried she won't be able to provide for her child that she wants to have with someone who definitely isn't you what are you talking about?

>> No.16042465

>>16042436
>>16042452

I love both of these shows so much. It'd be comfy to watch them with a ghost girl. Her pouting about the portrayal of ghosts in the media would be cute.

>>16042443

You will never get a lapdance from a Lich. Sadfrog.jpg

>> No.16042467

>>16042434
>All men on the list get sent a highly trained rape squad of /fit/ monster girls compromised of a Hellhound, a Dragon, an Oni and a wild card

I need this. Oh god I need this.

>> No.16042471

>>16042460
Well.
There is still one option, although it is dangerous.

If groping and regular holst milk won't work then we must find the milk of the legendary megaholst.

Strong lactation and a huge bust are practically guaranteed that that point!

Still, the pudgy anubis may feel her position as queen of the chesty is in danger.

She may try something keep her position.

>> No.16042477

can jabberwocks get pudgy if you feed them enought with special candy?

>> No.16042482

>>16042434
I think it'd be pretty hard for them to rape me while I'm sandwiched between two pudgy Cheshrires and I'm balls deep in one of them.

>>16042458
>>16042467
I feel like the Black List would probably be abused heavily looking at these posts.

>> No.16042485

>>16042387
perfect for me, now there are plenty of desperate fit girls for me to choose from.

>> No.16042487
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Has the HQ Apophis been posted yet?

>> No.16042489

>>16042477
Each mouth will want a piece

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Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story...Experimenting with the Lich.

>> No.16042491 [DELETED] 

>>16042477
Pudgy jabberwock's are just proof that love is actually worth living.

>> No.16042494

>>16042490
This is a blue board, anon.

>> No.16042495

>>16042459
It's big and soft to touch!

>> No.16042498

>>16042477
Pudgy jabberwock's are just proof that life is actually worth living.

>> No.16042500

>>16042482
They probably wouldn't be able to do anything because Anons keep abusing the Black list.

I would go around all places saying that I love pudgy girls. It would be quite funny to see one coming towards me thinking she has a chance and I suddenly brush her off saying that I'm looking for the fit ones.

>> No.16042501

>>16042471
Megaholst milk is a bit of a huge jump isn't it? Maybe just start with Hathor Milk?
And I don't think that the Anubis would be threatened by her friend getting tits. It's not like she's trying to become the monstergirl equivalent of Hitomi Tanaka after all.

>> No.16042502

>>16042487
Nope. Bless you anon.

>> No.16042503

Wait. Whats the druella story at the end of fallen brides about?

>> No.16042505

>>16042482
>I feel like the Black List would probably be abused heavily looking at these posts.

Looks like pudge will prevail, at least the rape squads might find themselves nice husbands in the process

>>16042487
Not yet
Thank you anon, now we can look at the overweight snake in HD

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>>16042436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEibQCsf998

>> No.16042514

>>16042505
What's up with the sudden pudge love anyway? It started slow with the Anubi ones but now it's spreading really quickly.

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>>16042075

>> No.16042516

>>16042507
Oh boy, Undead theater!

>> No.16042519

>>16042501
Maybe, but hathor milk will hide her abs and send her rear into a scale that is truely monumental.

We may need to get her a new throne!

As for pudgy anubis, she'll be worried because her friend will have tits AND an ass that can't be matched on top of muscles!

How could a pudgy, large chested schedule dog compete with that?

>> No.16042522

>>16042490
What is that lich pouring on that poor man's little friend?

>> No.16042525

>>16042516
That's where you fight the succubus in that game too

She can drain your health by kissing you

>> No.16042526

>>16042500
That's mean anon.

>> No.16042527

>>16042522

Desentizing potion. Can't have him finishing before she's done experimenting.

>> No.16042529

>>16042522
Lots of science lube, gonna be a long night.

>> No.16042531

>>16042514
Pudgy girls are cute, that's why.

>>16042519
That anubis doesn't have to worry about competing with the Pharaoh. The Pharaoh already has her heart set on her personal slave who tends to her every day, even if she won't admit it.

>> No.16042534

>>16042525
Ah! She'll steal men's first kisses!

>> No.16042535

I want to dedicate a day of the month where I cater to a Kikimora's needs.

>> No.16042538

>>16042514
No clue
Thicc girls have always been popular tho

>> No.16042540

>>16042531
>Pudgy desert girls

I hate it so much.

>> No.16042544

>>16042531
But anon, Anubis-chan has her heart set on the same servant!

It's a nightmare where childhood friends are fighting for the love of the same man!

>> No.16042546

>>16042540
Why? You basically just described heaven.

>> No.16042548

>>16042515
God I want to impregnate that kiki so fucking lovingly.

>> No.16042549

seductive monsters > rapist monsters > submissive monsters

>> No.16042552

>>16042522
Special "zero friction fluid"

>> No.16042559

>>16042544
Then she just has to tell the Pharaoh that and she'll let her oldest friend marry the servant too. She's the Pharaoh, she can do what she pleases.

>> No.16042569

>>16042549
I agree with this

>> No.16042575

>>16042546
I know Pharaoh and Anubis have slaves and all of that but seeing them as fat monsters that only eat and sit all day is just dumb. And what makes it worst is that Anons destroy their good looking, curvy frames by pretending to be their slaves when what they really want is to stuff them with food just to fill their desires.

Thank god Apophis isn't affected by this. The best desert girl should stay away from those fat sluts.

>> No.16042576

>>16042559
Ending up with a large reared, muscled wife and a pudgy, large chested wife?
Truely this man will live like a king.

>> No.16042582

Remove pudge.

>> No.16042590

>>16042582

I'll remove you.

>> No.16042592

>>16042575
Oh anon, that is the fate of all queens!
To be pampered by servants and lay about is their dream!
and all that pudge makes them easier to tease.

>> No.16042594

>>16042549
Seductive rapists are the best though.

>> No.16042600

>>16042575
There's no need to be mean now. All the desert girls can get along. Maybe Pharoah can invite Anubis and the Grapesnake around for a tea party? Oh what fun that would be.

>> No.16042601

>>16042575
>Fat
Not fat anon. Pudgy. There's a big difference.
And the Pharaoh's muscular.

>>16042576
He'll be showered with affection and father many daughterus who go on to become amazing rulers in their own right.
But only when the Pharaoh can get a chest fit for breastfeeding so she can be confident enough to make him her husband.

>> No.16042613

>>16042549
Excellent taste. Seductive monsters are definitely the best type.
Given how oblivious I am, however, I feel they would transition into the rapist-type quickly.

>> No.16042615

>>16042601
>Not fat anon. Pudgy. There's a big difference.
t.fatfag desperate to justify being fat

>> No.16042617

>>16042600
Only if the Grapesnake poisons the tea and sets Pharaoh and Anubis right.

>>16042592
I swear to god if I even became the servant of a girl like that I would give her a diet where she would be really healthy. I would hide all the junk food and only give it to her in special occasions.

>> No.16042619

>>16042515
Now that's a lovely crowdog.

>> No.16042621
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Reach out, anons. I'm sure if we all try our hardest and believe an awful lot, the barriers will break.

>> No.16042625

>>16042617
Why not become like Hal, and inject bacon greese into their cookies?

>> No.16042627

>>16042621
I'm pretty sure we'd develope reality marbles before then.

>> No.16042635

>>16042625
I would give the cookies to homeless children and have her eat all the vegetables.

>> No.16042644

>>16042621
Oh yeah, I finally had sex with a monster girl in my dreams. Being able to control them a little bit is really convenient.

>> No.16042645

>>16042617
I guess this just proves that the Apophis can't get along and is he problem. What about a sleep over? Everyone like a sleep over.

>> No.16042656

>>16042645
Oh yes, a sleep over would be really nice. Snakes go hunting inthe night and their bodies would be pretty defenseless. At this point I want to set the desert right more than a Apophis.

>> No.16042663

>>16042621
USELESS LUMPS OF FAT

>> No.16042666

>>16042656
Oh come on anon. Can't they all just be friends? Why don't they stop this silly little beef they have with each other?

>> No.16042673

>>16042644
Lucid dreaming, huh? I kind of started every guy in my class with that habit during middle-school, they were so hyped.
Not all of them got it right though.

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>> No.16042684

>>16042666
They're friendly after the Pharaoh gets graped

at least in the extra info

>> No.16042687

>>16042617
> Hide all her candy and junk food
> Get publicly executed for high treason

>> No.16042693

>>16042666
Yeah right Satan. Apophis should stop hesitating and strike those fat cunts already so the desert could finally become a magnificent place filled with beautiful women ready to rule the sands.

>>16042687
Bitch I'm hiding those candies harder than Roger did with the one piece. And I'm not leaving any hints.

>> No.16042701

>>16042693
You don't want to do that anon. She'll... throw a tantrum

>> No.16042706

>>16042693
Roger actually did a shit job about hiding anything since EVERYONE KNOWS ONE PIECE IS ON RAFTEL.

>> No.16042708

>>16042693
No no anon. We can all live in harmony once the girls have a husbando. It's the lack of male penis. It's messing with their brains. Making them turn on each other.

>> No.16042719

>>16042706
It's there but no one knows how to get there except Roger.

>There is an island someone in the One Piece world that is full of monstergirls

>> No.16042724

>>16042673
It's not really lucid dreaming. When I wake up after a good night of rest and go back to sleep for one more hour I can kinda start the dream however I want but I can't really control it.
So this means I can only do it in weekends where I don't go to work.

>> No.16042725

>>16042693
> She kills you anyways
> The secret location of her candy stash goes with you
> Promises unlimited riches beyond your wildest imaginations if you can find it
> Hundreds of adventurers search for the candy stash like it's the Holy Grail
> Hundreds of years later, even after all the candy has long since rotted away, people are still looking for it
I like this idea

>> No.16042728

>>16042601
Time for naizuri and teaching pharoah that even a small chest can feed the kids!

>> No.16042732

>>16042719
somewhere*

>> No.16042733

>>16042701
So be it. Tantrums aren't going to bring her candies back, but if she behaves and eats all the vegetables she might get a reward.

>> No.16042739

>>16042733
But she'll cry on the floor screaming about how it's unfair. Can you actually tame that? And she hates her veggies! They're BLUEH! DISGUSTING!

>> No.16042740

>>16042443
Because they're highly sexual kuuderes. Everything about the lich makes you want to sit her in your lap and to toy with her body.

>> No.16042744

Which monstergirl makes the best chefs?

>> No.16042747

>>16042719
Fishman Island and the Mermaids not enough for you?

>> No.16042748

>>16042744
Multi-arm Manticores.

>> No.16042749
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>>16042744
Goats

>> No.16042758

>>16042744
Demon.

She adds her "special" sauce to a lot of things.

>> No.16042759

>>16042744
Among the undead, Ghouls.
Their sensitive tongues mean they're great at making flavorful food.

>> No.16042762

>>16042739
Life is unfair. At max I would let her eat one candy of her choice as a way of saying goodbye to the past.

>> No.16042764

>>16042749
>haha! It's so small.jpg

>> No.16042772

>>16042758
That's disgusting.

>> No.16042773

>>16042744
Unagi Joro and Troll

>> No.16042774

I want to tell a monster I've masturbated to them before.

>> No.16042775

>>16042764
>not making that smug goat squirt all over the place with just your hands

>> No.16042783

>>16042772
>Not wanting cookies made with Demon Onee-san's love.
You're boring.

>>16042774
>"Oh, then I should do this with my hand first."

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>Basilisk puts you on a chastity belt as a punishment for taking off her mask
>She got plenty of patience and will wait until you are desperate
>At that moment she will coil herself around you, using her arousal venom to make it even worse and not letting you fight back
>She spends the whole night milking your endless dam until her womb cant take more
>Wake up snuggling close together as she stares at you with her gorgeous eyes and strokes her love filled belly
>>take my mask again and we will need a bigger house~

>> No.16042792

>>16042783
I may be boring but at least I eat normal food.

>> No.16042796

>>16042749
Do you think a baphomet or a satyros would give you a weird look if you had goat milk or goat cheese in your fridge?

>> No.16042800

>>16042792
>I may be gay*. But atleast I eat normal food

Fixed that for you.

>> No.16042803

>>16042796
Depending on your relationship with them, they might ask why you're buying store bought instead of making it at home

>> No.16042805

>>16042744
Dragons.

>> No.16042806

>>16042800
Now you're just acting childish.

>> No.16042807

>>16042784
God tier.

>> No.16042809
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Pudgy wocks

>> No.16042810

>>16042806
Hey man. Your the one who doesn't want an Onee-sans love mixed into your cookies. Would you prefer a Titania's sauce instead?

>> No.16042811

>>16042774
That could either be a bully tactic or an invitation for rape depending on the monster.

>> No.16042814

>>16042809
Are for teasing and belly squeezing

>> No.16042818

>>16042810
No, I don't want any monster doing that kind of thing to my food.

I want to eat a meal and not have to worry about if the monster girl who made it put their bodily fluids into my food.

>> No.16042819
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>>16042809
Are for accidentally calling Onee-chan

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>>16042805
I want to eat a dragon's charcoal!

>> No.16042829

>>16042825
That doesn't sound healthy at all anon.

>> No.16042833

>>16042744
Holstaurs.

>> No.16042836

>>16042744
Wendigos

>> No.16042838

>>16042825
I forgot to write (eatable)

>> No.16042844

Good news, anon! A buddy of yours has set you up on a blind date. What? You didn't ask for one? Oh, hush. Just enjoy it. At best you'll find your soul mate. At worst you'll have to spend an evening with a lady you'll never speak with again. Chill out. You're scheduled to meet your date at this nice sit-down restaurant. A cozy place, y'know? High-quality but casual.

The first of these spoilers you scroll over is your blind date. No backsies.

Your date is a gentle, friendly Holstaurus. She comes in wearing a charming sundress and a pair of heavy clogs. She's a bit chubby, but flat-chested and with a a very wide pair of hips and a fat butt. A vegetarian, she orders a veggie burger with mild sauce, sweet potato fries, and a lemonade. She's pleasant, but very sensitive and seems uncomfortable around vulgarity or serious discussion. Her hobbies include gardening and playing the ukulele. She enthusiastically invites you to her next 'concert' to be performed in the alley behind her loft apartment.

Your date is a friendly, casual Orc. Of the green-skinned/muscular variety, not the pig variety. She comes in wearing a pair of dirty jeans and a graphic tee reading 'I give 500 XP'. She quickly reveals herself as a huge nerd, favoring tabletop gaming, sci-fi, and high fantasy. She orders two servings of chili-cheese fries with extra onions and a double bacon burger. She spends half of the date stuffing her face and the other half talking about the horror films she's seen recently.

Your date is a distant, stoic zombie with an apparent music fetish. She has a mostly average figure but a very pretty face with large eyes (and deep dark bags underneath them). She describes herself as an aspiring musician and keeps a pair of studio-quality headphones around her neck. She listens to obscure vaporwave music during your date and removes her headphones only when you open your mouth to speak, constantly distracted. She orders breakfast for lunch. Though constantly occupied with her headphones, she removes them every time you seem distracted and asks if there's something wrong or if you've been offended by her.

How do you fare?

>> No.16042852

>>16042515
Pudgy, big hipped kikis are for surprise, over the counter anal.

>> No.16042857

>>16042844
>decided to leave it to fate and roll a d3
>get 1
Fat butt gentle cow huh. I fare incredibly.

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>>16042844
> Girl #3
Everything went better than expected

>> No.16042865

>>16042844
>3rd

I would be slightly offended by her using a headphone all of the time but I would at least try to be friends. Maybe I could even show her some of my skills.

>> No.16042866

>>16042844
>zombie

I have some expensive headphones too. This might work

Can I keep having sex with her so she gets upgraded to a wight?

>> No.16042874

>>16042818
Hm. Well I guess there is just the board for you. >>>/lgbt/

>> No.16042875

>>16042866
She's the kind of person who would refuse to become a Wight even if she was given the opportunity. Being low-fi is part of her aesthetic and she revels in being 'common'. The kinda girl who would spend money in order to make it seem like she has less money.

>> No.16042876
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How do you decrease the smugness from vampires?

>> No.16042879

>>16042844
Gimme the orc.

>> No.16042880

>>16042844
Whats a vaporwave? Isn't that what my microwave gives off to heat my food?

>> No.16042882

>>16042844
#1

I'm pretty sure being flat chested is impossible for her species.

>> No.16042883

>>16042876
Be smug and keep taking pics of her with flashes. If she rapes and you lose your smug that means you are a weakling.

>> No.16042885

>>16042844
I'll take the orc.

Also:
>Holstaurus
>flat-chested
Now listen here you little shit.

>> No.16042889

>>16042852
Their swollen breasts may start to leak milk if you do that.

>> No.16042891

>>16042885
>>16042882

It's considered a medical condition for her species. She can't help it. Be nice.

>> No.16042900

>>16042876
Smother yourself in garlic butter, put on a cape while nude, and declare that you are Alexander the Great as you charge at her with the intent of raping her.
If she's still smug as you blast her colen with your mighty army, try doing a warcry.

>> No.16042902

>>16042876
Defeat her in 1 on 1 combat. Obviously you stand no chance in a "fair" fight so pack some tricks in your bag.
Get some garlic from the farmers market, stop by your local church and stock up on holy water, etc.
Some might call it cheap but when you're standing tall as the victor, she'll have no strength left for smugness.
And that's just the beginning. Follow up with some "reconditioning" to really settle things.

>> No.16042903

>>16042891
Surely I can do something to help her.

>> No.16042910

>>16042875
I remembered seeing a wight in a pretty common bedroom. She was pretty thicc too IIRC.

>> No.16042912

>>16042844
I'll go for the Orc. Not a big fan of orcs. But seems a better option than Holstaurus (never been too fond of their design, milk probably tastes nice though) and a /mu/ zombie (never been too fond of music as a hobby. But vapourwave is cool)

Only problem I have with the Orc being I'm quite a little pussy when it comes to horror movies

>> No.16042939

>>16042900
>>16042902
>garlic
Have fun gettting raped

>> No.16042944

>>16042844
Green orc master race porc peasants need not apply.

>> No.16042945

>>16042844
>Stuck with a flat-chested cow that won't even eat meat
I'd rather you just stick a fucking knife in my chest

>> No.16042954

>>16042944
Porcs need to be slaughtered and eaten.

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>>16042844
>'s a bit chubby, but flat-chested and with a a very wide pair of hips and a fat butt
Perfect. Relatively normal vegan girls are few and far between

>> No.16042963

>>16042939
Not if I rape her first!

>> No.16042964

>>16042876
Tell her her holy land isn't worth crusading for, then go conquer one of those purely smiling apsaras instead and claim the gift of eternal life.
A houri would be fine too.Deus vult.

>> No.16042982

Do wockfags ever fell uncomfortable about her "little friends" she has? They're very off putting for me. I'd always be afraid one would bite me.

>> No.16042992

>>16042844
>She's a bit chubby, but flat-chested and with a a very wide pair of hips and a fat butt
She's getting a breast expansion potion whether she likes it or not.

>> No.16043003

>>16042982
Do they move on their own?

>> No.16043012

>>16042992
Flat holsts need love too! Don't force something like that on her!

>> No.16043017

>>16043003
They look like they do. But I've seen them be helpful like handing her alcohol in some art which would make me think she has some control over them? (Please don't hang me for taking art as canon)

>> No.16043021

>>16043012
A flat Holst isn't a Holst.

>> No.16043047

I want to go to a gym in MGC and make no attempt to hide my staring at butts jiggling on treadmills!

>> No.16043049
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No bully!

>> No.16043052

>>16042982
They're part of her that she has full control over. Mostly used for helping remove clothes, foreplay and cleaning up bodily fluids after sex.

>> No.16043054

>>16043047
Anon. You'll be thrown out and a lawsuit will be filed against you.

>> No.16043056

>>16043052
But they look so scary and strange. Holy shit I never thought of this. Do they talk? Or atleast do they make noises?

>> No.16043059

>>16043054
I'll stare at the judge and prosecutor's cleavage and butts then!

>> No.16043061

>>16043049
If Dhampirs were on their mom's side I'd actually like them.

>> No.16043064

>>16043059
B-But you can't do that!

>> No.16043069

>>16042844
That actually sounds like a nice zombie, even if she doesn't like herself all that much.

>> No.16043082

>>16043061
Not all Dhampirs loathe their mom I bet.

>> No.16043091

I want my lizardman girl to dress up as a grim reaper for halloween!

>> No.16043096
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16043096

What if monsters crossed over into our world and things where way different than their world?
>portal opens up in your room, nearly scaring the shit out of you until you see a monstergirl step out
>"Fufu, so this is the other world. Ah, looks like I find my first boy toy of this dimension. How about I get you ready to play."
>her eyes flash, and then... nothing
>"Huh, so that's not enough, eh? I didn't want to turn you into a mindless slut just yet, but let's see you take my full power charm spell."
>a pink beam shoots from her outstretched hand, hitting you in the chest
>it only gets you to half-mast
>"Agh, fine. Not like I need magic to rape you anyway. I can still overpower a lowly human like you."
>she pushes you down and tears off your pants, which turns you on enough to reach full erection
>her jaw drops. turns out the average penis size in this world if far larger than what's normal in her world
>her confidence waivers a bit, but she's still certain she can break you with her pussy
>you two start fucking, and it soon becomes obvious that the experience is different for both of you
>you feel pretty good, but you're not coming instantly like MGE seemed to imply
>meanwhile, she's afraid your girth might tear her in half, but she can't stop her hips from moving
>you finally come, and she passes out, her eyes rolled back and tongue hanging out
>seems your spirit energy is more potent than that of the boys back home

>> No.16043101

>>16043096
>Succubus finds that her magic isn't as potent in this world.
This is my fetish.
How would she react to waking up with me cuddling her?

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>>16042876
With stuff.

>> No.16043103

>>16043082
They only hate vampires that treat their servants (especially her dad) like trash.

>> No.16043106
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>>16043103
That must be a gross misinterpretation on their part. Vampires are olev.

>> No.16043108

>>16042876
Lactation potion.

>> No.16043110

>>16043096
Damn, I wouldn't mind fucking the brains out of a succubus.

>> No.16043115

>>16043096
Honestly?
I'd go back over to their world. I'm into tender femdom and things sound more lewd over there

>> No.16043125

>>16043103
Vampires don't do such thing. It's Dhampir propaganda.

>> No.16043127

>>16043108
>You'll never break a haughty vampire by tricking her into drinking lactation potion then sucking on her huge tits while dicking her.

>>16043110
>"W-wait, that's too much! Human, that's too much! You're flooding me! I'm gonna go crazy!"

>> No.16043128

>>16043096
>Average penis in this world is far larger than in her world
"Let me introduce you to my role models"
>Pull out VHS tapes and DVDs
>Start with early career Ron Jeremy and progress to current generation hardcore and camgirls
>She's floored, scared, and aroused
>The first thing she says when she gets her voice back is "Go back to that xth one, I saw something I wanna try."
>After a few months acclimating to our world's standards, she returns to hers as a GOD with you in tow.

>> No.16043130

>>16043096
>All the males of her world are bishounen or shotas.
>Freaks the fuck out the first time she sees chest hair, broad shoulders or a beard.

>> No.16043132

Tomorrow is the night Draculina and her mamono army rises from the dark! It's up to you and her Daughter Alicard to stop Draculina and her army from enslaving all the men! With the Family Whip passed on every generation you ready to show Draculina who's of the boss?

>What a horrible night to have a curse.

>> No.16043135

>>16043064
They can't stop me! I might even have sexual fantasies about bending the tanuki judge over and screwing her on the bench!

>> No.16043138

>>16043132
That sounds like the start of a Dhampir's favorite CYOA porno.
Just change the roles around so it's a Dhampir and her heroic childhood friend.

>> No.16043144

>>16043106
>>16043125
Vampires are rude.

>> No.16043146

>>16043132
>"defeating" mamono Draculina sends your way while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YypeBZ3w39Q

I would

>> No.16043148

>>16043127
I'd definitely full up a Succubus. Watching her little little belly buldge abit when you cumflate her.

>> No.16043150

>>16043130
In that case it'd be a paradise for those martial arts monstergirls and slamanders/lizardmen.

They'd probably ahegao just because you could lift a two hander

>> No.16043152

>>16043130
>she's initially disgusted, but once you embrace her, she starts to like how rugged your manly body is

>> No.16043153

>>16043132
Draculina>Vampires>Dhampirs

is this accurate of their ranks?

>> No.16043154

>>16043135
I guess the officers and the court wouldn't stop you. They are seeing a free show and the Tanuki is getting some dick. Seeing her flustered face and moans after each thrust while facing the jury.

>> No.16043155

>>16043096
>Pharaoh's face when, for the first time in her millennia-long existence, she hears: "No thanks, I'm good."

>> No.16043158

>>16043148
And while she's laying there in your living room, sweaty and twitching, would you pick her up and princess carry her to your bed?
I can guarantee you that'll get her heart racing when she wakes up and sees you sleeping next to her.

>> No.16043160

>>16043150
>two hander

Those are lighter than you think (3-4kg)

http://www.thearma.org/essays/2HGS.html

A maul on the other hand...

>> No.16043165

>>16043155
You Apophis fags are so mean. Why don't you go live in a cave with your Grapesnake and stop bullying?

>> No.16043167

>>16043132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2PfHWMxaAo

>Be married to Draculina
>Wake up on Halloween outside of the castle, dressed up in the same outfit you wore when you first met her
>Even your fucking home's gotten into the mood, mist everywhere and the moon hanging low
>Your Dhampir daughter can barely contain her Electra complex when she's fighting alongside you against various servants such as Skeletons, Sahaugins, Succubi, you name it
>Finally get to the throne room
>Wife is sitting there on her throne wearing the same outfit she had when you defeated her all those years ago
>Does her whole 'What a terrible night to have a curse' schpiel, as well as mentioning 'bloody tears'
>Bring out the whip and start aiming at her clothes, disrobing her. Every time you strike her, her face gets more and more flushed until she's blushing like a virgin schoolgirl on her throne
"C-Curse you, Belmont!"
>TFW breaking a bottle of Holy Water/Berserker Mushroom extract and showing her how a real Belmont uses an Item Crash. All. Night. Long.

>> No.16043171

>>16043167
This sounds like the best Halloween ever

>> No.16043172

>>16043158
I would cuddle her and take responsibility if something does happen.

>> No.16043173

>>16043165
But... but... I'm not an Apophis-fag...

>> No.16043178

>>16043148
cumflating monster girls is my fetish

now i am sad again,dam it

be right back,gotta daydream about cumflating a dragon girl so much that she gets heart shaped pupils

>> No.16043179

>>16043132
Wouldn't the daughter be Anilucard?

>> No.16043181

>>16043167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMMIdnJnQ5Q
We Thrashard in the Cave now.

>> No.16043183

>>16043172
It isn't often that a human man makes Succubus stutter and blush in her world.
Be honored that you get to see her at her most adorable.

>> No.16043185

>>16043178
You can't say shit like that anon I've already jerked off twice today

>> No.16043188

>>16043155
>Confusion and insta-flooded panties.

>> No.16043192

>>16043178
>great taste in not only fetish but monster girl

>> No.16043198

New girl next weekend I guess? Or hopefully tomorrow since we got the Phantom on a Monday.

>> No.16043202

>>16043183
>implying
Don't monster girls cum tens of times just from JAMMIN IT IN in mge?

>> No.16043203

>>16043178
>Spoiler

I'm >>16042644 and my dream was kinda like that. It's quite funny how you mention it.

>> No.16043208

>>16043198
KC is doing 1 girls per month now, m8. At least the gap between redcap and phantom is 1 month. He probably just doing it on random schedule

>> No.16043214

>>16043202
I'm talking about this specific idea of monstergirls coming here and finding out that humans on our side have better sexual stamina than them.

>> No.16043218

>>16043208
Kinda. It looks like one every two weeks, but he alternates between completely new girl and one of the new girls from encyclopedia 2. So next week will be ice queen then two weeks later someone new then two weeks after that another from encyclopedia 2 and so on.
Unless of course someone decides to leak those profiles early. That'd be nice

>> No.16043227

>>16043096
>manticore venom still somehow unchanged
>men who got hit becomes literal rape machines

>> No.16043228

Low as fuck on paper, so I need pne idea for a doodle.
Preferably not Alp's steelim or Phantom.

>> No.16043230

>>16043203
It's not nice to lie on the internet, Anon.

>> No.16043235

>>16043185
>dragonfu keeps milking you dry because your parts are HER property and it cant go to waste
>low growls and moans every time she extracts more into her womb because she is uncomfortable from the fullness
>dragon pride and greed wont make her stop until she gets tired or you are completely dry for the day

>then she pulls a potion from under the bed for round 2

>> No.16043237

>>16043096
Eh. Nah.

>> No.16043240

>>16043228
A lani pic that'd be fitting for >>16034698 if there isn't one already, at least until a full one of the same quality pops up

Most likely Lani Victoria and Selene will remain as the unfortune full-HD-color-art-less trio

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>>16043218
Gremlin fucking when

>> No.16043251

>>16043228
>Calling out Alp
Alp hasn't done anything wrong for at least a week now. Unlike his counter part Shoggocks.

>> No.16043253

>>16043235
I want to become a little cum cow for a dragon. I want her to milk me until it hurts.

>> No.16043257

>>16043242
Where are these gyate gyate MGE girls coming from godammit.

>> No.16043264

>>16043257
It's this one lich who keeps loosing focus of her work.

>> No.16043265

>>16043242
I dont have the order on me. All i know is dark mage is 6 so its going to be like twenty fucking weeks before she gets out and life isnt fair.

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>>16043257
I don't know, but I want more.

>> No.16043270

>>16043257
keep coming from*

>> No.16043277

>>16043240
Good god, I don't have the skill to make something fitting for one of those.
>just do another portrait like with Wisp!
I-It's too much!

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>>16043266
here is a rare one

>> No.16043283

>>16043277
God please, no more trash tier oc lilims.

Do something fluffy like weresheep or mothman.

>> No.16043284
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>>16043230
It's true though The dream was rather long and the only part with monster girls was the end that went like this:

>Dragon is wrecking shit all around and I"m sent to defeat her
>As soon as I get there she pins me down and starts riding me pretty roughly
>She keeps getting rougher, at one point I'm already begging for her to release me
>She is drooling like crazy, more than a Deviljho drools when it sees meat
>She starts shoving down her hips more violently and faster
>Both me and her are a panting and moaning, I'malso covered in her drool
>She does one push so hard I penetrate her cervix
>At this point she ahegaos and starts shivering like crazy, the ground beneath us starts cracking when she tries to hold it with her claws
>She slumps down on top of me and neither of us can move
>I didn't cum

It was pretty great.

>> No.16043286

>>16043277
Although Lani liking sweets could fit with Gluttony.

>> No.16043287

>>16043132
So how would being Soma work? Reincarnation of Draculina's first husband? Fucking mamono to gain souls to use?

Faggots you'll meet.
>Jealous faggot who gets mad knowing you are the reincarnated husband.

>Faggot you meet copies your power of dominance and starts raping girls. You kill him after he tries to show off how much of a faggot he is.

>Fire Fag who doesn't care about his Agni Girl using her only for powers and not love.

>> No.16043289

>>16043283
>no more
Reverse psychology, eh?

>> No.16043291

>>16041960
It's on the backburner while I update another story. I've got a roadmap though.

>> No.16043292

01. Ice Queen ----- NOV 5
02. NEW ------------ NOV 19
03. Griffin ------------ DEC 3
04. NEW ------------- DEC 17
05. Trumpart -------- DEC 31
06. NEW ------------- JAN 14
07. Atlach Nacha -- JAN 28
08. NEW -------------- FEB 11
09. Dark Mage ------ FEB 25
10. NEW -------------- MAR 11
11. Zombie Dragon - MAR 25
12. NEW --------------- APR 8
13. Automaton ------- APR 22
14. NEW --------------- MAY 6
15. Gremlin ----------- May 20
16. NEW --------------- JUN 3
17. Kamaitachi ------ JUN 17
18. NEW --------------- JUL 1
19. Ochimusha ------ JUL 15
20. NEW --------------- JUL 29
21. Nurarihyon ------- AUG 12

Give or take a couple days each since KC can't stick to a schedule. This is also assuming he's alternating new girls EVERY other two weeks, which probably isn't the case. This is also assuming he won't release more than one during, like, new years or something. Which desu probably is the case.

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>>16043257
/monster/

>> No.16043299

So, anon with dad that likes monster girls, you have me kind of curious yet, you talked with him about anything or were you just rusing us?

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>>16043292
>13. Automaton ------- APR 22
>APR 22

>> No.16043301

>>16043294
These are all going straight into my archive.

I should probably cruise cripplechan every now and again just for new art.

>> No.16043302

>>16043292
>15. Gremlin ----------- May 20
Despair but also despair

>> No.16043304

>>16043292
That's a lot more NEW than I expected honestly, I also forgot that trumpart was a thing.

>>16043300
I feel you, shit.

>> No.16043307

>>16043292
He might do it weekly like last year when he was trying rush out to 200 profiles before Comiket89 and was like, Fuck it! Cheshire Doujin it is!

>> No.16043308

>>16043292
>09. Dark Mage ------ FEB 25
>19. Ochimusha ------ JUL 15
>21. Nurarihyon ------- AUG 12
I'm gonna kill myself.

>> No.16043309

>>16043292
Your dad works for KC or something?


>>16043301
Here is pack with all ohayou MGE http://imgur.com/a/CkQfE

>> No.16043317

>>16042190
Legit?

I ain't downloading that shit.

>> No.16043318

>>16043317
Yes, it's just a packed rar.

>> No.16043323

>>16043317
Don't do it, my PC exploded. Typing from microwave

>> No.16043326

>>16043292
If they weren't designed already I would understand, but this seems a lot of time. Maybe some sort of, I don't know, extra exclusive time for the ones that bought MGE 2?

>> No.16043327

>>16043292
>Im going to be fucking 20 years old before dark mage releases
JUST
U
S
T

>> No.16043334

>>16043292
Shit son don't forget about the updated MGE1 profiles like how he did for Golem.

>> No.16043338

>>16043327
> I'll be 23 before the next new girl or the griffin even comes out
> We'll have a new fucking President before the next new girl comes out

>> No.16043339

>>16043292
>Encyclopedia 2 is slated for late 2017
>It'll come out shortly after the final profile
Wow

>> No.16043340

>>16043292
So if this schedule is accurate, we'll get the final profile a little before MGE II gets released in Mid-Late 207.

>> No.16043343

>>16043309
>Ran in there because why not
She already has like five!

>> No.16043345

Do italics work in pastebin?

>> No.16043348

>Found the biggest semen demon I've ever seen in anime
>She's also evil so she fits the mayadere archetype
>She's tecnically a monstergirl since not human, plus pointy ears
>No art anywhere
Fuck everything

>> No.16043352

>>16043348
Let me guess. No no, don't tell me. I've got this
Villain from Phantom World?

>> No.16043353

>>16043348
Use the imagination Anon.

>> No.16043354
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>>16043343
Dunno, it's just pack of that guy's gyate
Also smuggest vampire got one ohayou too

>> No.16043355

>>16043292
Yeah im really hoping this is sped up by holidays and new years and Valentine.
That or someone just fucking scans the damn thing and we get translations that way. That would still mean we have to wait 4 weeks between new profiles though.

>> No.16043358

>>16043292
So what is the sauce for that list? I doubt KC will follow strict 14 day schedule

>> No.16043359

>>16043345
not to my knowledge

they work on where ever seafoam puts his stuff up, pbworks or something

>> No.16043363

>>16043358
There is no sauce, that's anons best guess at a release given current schedule trends.
It should go without saying that this could be completely wrong.

>> No.16043365

>>16043352
Was it that obvious?

I've been looking for pics of her for a while, and from the few pics I have the 80% are just screencaps, it sucks.

>> No.16043373

>>16043363
So what is the point of that post? Just guessing? I thought it had some basis, like KC post on enty or other jap site

>> No.16043375

>>16043365
>Was it that obvious?
Nah. I just know Yeah, it was a little obvious
You want to know the really fucked up part? She has no doujins whatsoever. NONE

>> No.16043379

>>16043373
Its pattern recognition. Since the realse of the second encyclopedia KC has done 1 monster every two weeks, alternating between new thing and encyclopedia 2 profile.

>> No.16043380

>>16043292
>03. Griffin ------------ DEC 3
Soon, sad that Nurarihyon is so far away though.

>> No.16043387

>>16043375
This kind of girl almost never gets doujins
Looking at the bright side, that means no shitty doujins of her either. Honesly I'd rather have good quality nude pics of her over anything.

>> No.16043394

>>16043299
I'm at work and he's upstate. I'm not sure what to say, nor do I want to.

>> No.16043395

>>16043284
I kind of want that, except with a Vampire with an Oral fetish.
Six hours of blowjobs. Maybe more.
And somehow she ends up having twice as many orgasms as I do.

>> No.16043397

>>16043395
Whoops, responded to the wrong post.
Meant to respond to >>16043178

>> No.16043401

>>16043379
What about release order of MGE2 girls?

>> No.16043409

>>16043401
Some anon posted one a few threads ago. Could be BS but he was right about white horn before white horn actually came out I think

>> No.16043411

>>16043397
if she gets full from your juice then how will ojou sama drink your blood?

>> No.16043415

There's nothing finer than a gigantic Wurm butt that is a huge mass of steely muscle coated with a generous layer of jiggly fat.

>> No.16043417

>>16043409
It's not BS. It's literally on KCs website. If you know the page the profiles are on, you know the release order.

>> No.16043421

>>16043394
Oh right, across the ocean time zone. I can wait but you can't leave me like this, I spent twenty minutes in the morning giggling like a retard for something that might as well be pretend. I need juicy info anon, the way you say it implies something happened.

Besides, your father answered the best way possible, I'm sure it would be quite fun to hear, we're all anons right?

>> No.16043427

>>16043411
She does that before we begin to really set herself into the mood. Then it's blowjobs until her eyes are rolling back and it's seeping out from behind her tight plush lips.
And after she swallows, it's a pick of manticore venom and on to round two of ten.

>> No.16043434

Why does the janitor always delete posts with the phrase "delete this" in them?
Does he not understand what the joke means?

>> No.16043436

Anybody know any place that the japanese like share doujins they bought? That'll be best bet to find MGE2, that or if somebody is willing to scan their copy of MGE2. Since MGE English was small I don't think MGE2 is any bigger so shitty phone scans wouldn't be that hard to take.

>> No.16043440

>>16043421
Look watching anime like Shimoneta together is one thing. We both like raunchy humor. Talking about MGE is an entirely different monster, especially since I'm a writefag.

>> No.16043445

>>16043434
delet this

>> No.16043446

>>16043266
IS there one for Ryu? Or Sea Bishop?

>> No.16043466

>>16043440
You just gonna leave it like that? An anecdote in the cookie jar? It's not like I'm asking you to do a full interrogation of all he knows of MGE, just little things, know for sure he browses here, that shit, though I have a feeling.

But well, I can't force you, it will just vanish with time as the mysterious writefag that could and his dad.

>> No.16043467

>>16043427
>Vampire wife secretly got a [Vampirized?] Manticore or Basilisk in her catacombs just for the purpose of milking men more with their venoms
>And a potion making witch is living in the castle library just as a backup in case something happens to the others

now this sounds like orgy of the night

>> No.16043469

>>16043445
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=Delete+this

>> No.16043480

>>16043436
The encyclopedia and world guides got put up on sad panada after not really that long. I'd think the same would happen for encyclopedia 2.

>> No.16043488

>>16043469
DELET THIS

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>> No.16043511

>>16043496
Woah, my dick suddenly reacted.

What does it mean?

>> No.16043512
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16043512

>>16043446
>Ryu
No
>Sea bishop
Yes

>> No.16043513

>>16043467
>A Vampire and a Manticore will never team up to rape you for multiple weeks.
>You'll never finally pass out with them hugging you from either side, contented and blushing.
God fucking damn it.

>> No.16043517
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16043517

Reminder this is what a true husband of a Cursed Sword and Living Armor looks like.

>> No.16043547

>>16043517
Where's the dancing dog?

>> No.16043548

>>16043517
That's probably the most forgettable Darkstalkers character ever.

>> No.16043556
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16043556

>>16043512
Hng cute

>> No.16043576

>>16043511
It means you're a dragon slut who's so slutty for a dragon he'd have deviant thoughts of even their feet.

Pervert.

>> No.16043579

>>16043513
>Anon gets bitten while the manticore uses her tail to pump you
>all under the influence of manticore venom

MY DICK

>> No.16043581

>>16043496
I wonder if a Dragon would react to your claw fetishism the same way a normal anon would act to Tile-Anon

>> No.16043587

>>16043581
Why would she be disgusted? I mean Dragons are extremely prideful. Someone who loved her so much that every part of her body was sexually appealing, that would reduce her to a blushing giggly mess. On the inside of course.

>> No.16043589

>>16043576
Fuck I just imagined how good it would be to massage and clean a Dragon's feet and have her call me a dragon slut and pervert then slowly work up her legs and end up giving her a nice cunny while she pushes my head deeper and bites her lips.

>>16043581
Dragons have a fetish for piles of gold. They are the weird ones.

>> No.16043595

If you're around 19 and a feminine guy, you should be given a free Monstergirl. Traps are rare in this kind of fiction.

>> No.16043597
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16043597

Imagine: Dragonian Automatons

>> No.16043599

>>16043589
Some Dragons have fetishes for young boys who fervently adore them in Princess Dresses laying in slave attire on a pile of gold while speaking in submissive Shakespearean dialogue.

Dragons are the biggest perverts.

>> No.16043601

>>16043579
Don't forget the Manticore riding your face while the Vampire gorges herself on your cum.

>> No.16043603

>>16043599
>Some Dragons have fetishes for young boys who fervently adore them in Princess Dresses
I they'd prefer to have them dressed as regal storybook Princes, not that girly shit.

>> No.16043604

>>16043603
I said biggest perverts

>> No.16043605
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16043605

I want to be the little spoon of a big hellwan!

>> No.16043607

Yooooooooooooooo
8ft amazonian dragons

>> No.16043608

>>16043604
Http://pastebin.com/NCBLbaKx

>> No.16043612

>>16043608
>Apr 12th, 2014
You're going back in time Anon. This feels like a time capsule.

>> No.16043613

>>16043607
The best for cuddling. I want to be the big spoon of one even though I'm way shorter.

>> No.16043618

>>16043607
Gonna climb on her boobs and give her cheeks a kiss.

>> No.16043652

Do you think vampires would wear toe rings?

>> No.16043657

>>16043605
I don't understand wanting to be the small. Maybe it's because I'm 6'3", but I'd rather be the big spoon every time, even if my monstergirl is a 7' tall Oni

>> No.16043672

>>16043652
Maybe? Why do you ask?

>> No.16043680

>>16043672
Because it makes my dick hard. They're some of the only girls fancy enough and with human feet

>> No.16043689

>>16043294
Anubis a cute!

CUTE!

>> No.16043694

>>16043680
I'm sure one would indulge you and in turn call you a pervert while playing with you with those feet.

>> No.16043696

so did that one dude have rp sex with his sisters yet

>> No.16043700
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16043700

>>16043689

>> No.16043704
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>>16042348
I don't think the rank of the Chief God's power is ever described in relation to other gods, but the fact that the allegiance of other gods is a concern to her, makes it sound like her power is not that much higher than the high rank gods.

An actual power chart of the gods based on canon info goes like this:

High Gods: Chief Deity, Ares, Poseidon, The Fallen One. Its unclear how powerful the Overlord and Hero are on their own (other than that they are the most powerful monster and human respectively), but together they are more powerful than the Chief Deity.

Mid Gods: Eros, Bacchus. Bastet's rank is not stated as far as we know, but she is presumably at least of this rank.

Low rank Gods: Angels, though they themselves have various ranks of power. The highest ranked monster races like nine tailed foxes, echidnas, baphomets and dragons are stated to easily exceed low rank gods in power.

>> No.16043711

How chubby can a Pharaoh get?

>> No.16043713

>>16042487
She's here! She's here!

>> No.16043719

>>16043711

As chubby as she wants.

>> No.16043721

>>16043711
I imagine some degree of thickness. I mean, isn't it supposed to be common among nobility?

>> No.16043722

>>16043696
What? I remember aunt anon. I don't know what happened with him. But what's this? An anon got lucky with his sisters?

>> No.16043724

>>16043711
What's with all the fat fetishists? I swear this thread would be Ahab's wet dream.

>> No.16043725

>>16043722
I believe aunt anon actually got a relationship going.

>> No.16043731

>>16043725
Good for him. Some of us here deserve some form of happiness.

>> No.16043732

>>16043719
>>16043721
I'd say enough to be thick but not enough to be fat.

>> No.16043737

>>16043724
They're probably all just American.

>> No.16043741
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16043741

>>16043722

>> No.16043744

>>16043741
Oh my.

>> No.16043748

>>16043711
Don't know. But think about this, a chubby, short stack pharaoh who has a height complex.

>> No.16043750

>>16043737
Is the entire thread amerilards though? Every second post is chubby this, fat that, flabby, obese, tubby.

>> No.16043752
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16043752

You will surrender to the power of the old kitsune!

For her smug cannot be matched among the kitsune race!

>> No.16043754

>>16043750
I believe Texans are the #1 most populous group, but I forget the exact numbers. Add in all the other states and you probably get a lot over half of the anons here are from the states.

>> No.16043757

>>16043741
>A rare look into Steve and his family before the monsters came.

>> No.16043758

>>16043748
I prefer my Pharaoh's tall personally.

>> No.16043762

>>16043754
Explains all the hamplanet waifus waddling about.

>> No.16043773

>>16043752
>you will never form a harem between the older smug squad sisters who never found a guy who could tolerate their smugness
>they will never cuddle with you at night jut happy that they have a man who loves them for them alone

>> No.16043778

>>16043750
>TFW amerilard
>TFW living in the same state as another writefag
It's torture

>> No.16043781

>>16043704
Makes sense

Man, the Chief God doesn't stand a chance

>> No.16043784

>>16043737
It's the fat desert squad. They want to switch every grain of sand to candies and make everything lazy so they can serve them.

>> No.16043789

>>16043781
>Man, the Chief God doesn't stand a chance
Seems like it but that's sorta the point, at least according to KC.

>> No.16043792

>>16043758
That's where it becomes comedic;
>shortstack pharaoh calls you into her office
>she's gets out of her chair and stands on a step stool that proudly thrusts her ample cleavage in your face
>you're just trying not to stare at those calcium cannons
>you look back at her face and she has the most smug grin you've ever seen
>seriously this level of smug even beats out the Cheshire secretary
>this is how you get a promotion
>as the pharaohs personal 'throne'

>> No.16043793

>>16043704
I wonder how rustled Ares-sama would get if you offered to give her another daughter that isn't Eros, using chaining her to the bed posts as a way to woo her

>> No.16043794

>>16043750
>You have to be American to appreciate big girls

>> No.16043799

>>16043792
Eh, that doesn't sound so bad.

>> No.16043800

>>16043794
Yeah, only an american could get off on a hamplanet.

>> No.16043807

>>16043800
That's no way to talk about your mom anon.

>> No.16043808

>>16043778
>tfw writefag living in a third world country in the middle of buttfuckingnowhere

Truly I am blessed

>> No.16043810

>>16043808
Hi, Alp.

>> No.16043811

>>16043784
Gimme the 'nubis from that squad.

>> No.16043813

>>16043466
Gimme a list of what you want to know. I'll see what I can do.

>> No.16043814

>>16043808
>third world country
I didn't know they had internet in Detroit.

>> No.16043815

>>16043696
>>16043741
Hey that's me! And no i didn't and i still do not have plans too anon, because like i said i am a pure man without an incest fetish.

>> No.16043819

>>16043810
Hi, Alp.

>> No.16043820

>>16043815
It's okay, Aunt-anon did it for everyone

>> No.16043822

>>16043807
No one gets off on my mother either.

>> No.16043823

>>16043811
You know what? Fine.

Have your pudgy desert girls. Thank god Apophis is safe though, I hope one day she'll poison everyone and make the desert great again.

>> No.16043824

>>16043815
>doesn't have an incest fetish
Fucking normalfags...

>> No.16043825

>>16043789
Good.

She is a cunt, just look at how she decided to call herself in the official translation "Omnipotent"
What kind of egotistical scum do you have to be to come up with this?

>>16043793
Gods are not for having sex
You can still try though

>> No.16043828

Hey what happened to machine anon?

>> No.16043829

>>16043823
Will she at least build a wall around the desert?

>> No.16043831

>>16043824
Incest fetish is only good in 2D. Hearing your sister moan while you try to masturbate is a huge turn off.

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>>16043815
>He doesn't have an incest fetish
>When you're less related to your siblings than you are your parents
>He doesn't want to start his own Dynasty

>>16043825
>Gods are not for having sex
>Implying Ares or Poseidon, or even the Chief God if she were in her younger years didn't fuck anything with a dick

>> No.16043838

>>16043741
>Papa Anon reads his son's smut
>Other anon has sisters that want to be sucubi
That screencap is golden

>> No.16043840

>>16043829
She will build pyramids to contain all the fat from spreading into the rest of the desert.

>> No.16043842

>>16043820
No, not that one, the one with the ohno.jpg picture/ anon 16039977.

Also i got double dubs when i made that, didn't even see that.

>> No.16043848

>>16043819
I'm not Alp, I'm Bollocks.

>> No.16043849

>>16043823
Sorry, what? Was too busy thinking about snuggling, squeezing and massaging a chubby anubutt.

>> No.16043852

>>16043820
I'm sorry, what did I do?

>> No.16043854

>>16043852
Her.

>> No.16043855

>>16043831
>Hearing your sister moan while you try to masturbate is a huge turn off.
And where by chance did you hear your sister moaning while you just so happened to be masturbating at the same time?

>> No.16043858

>>16043852
Lived the dream.

>> No.16043861

>>16043838
>papa anon reads his sons smut
>at dinner that night he proceeds to tell him how the story was good but needed more hand holding and missionary with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation

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>>16043861
>MFW that sounds exactly like something my own father would say

>> No.16043866

>>16043855
I was in the living room with my notebook and she was in her room with a friend.

I remember one time where she got a cramp while fucking a guy. It was pretty funny.

>> No.16043871

>>16043865
Go to bed son.

>> No.16043873

>>16043848
Hi, Bollocks.

>> No.16043874

>>16043831
>Hearing your sister moan while you try to masturbate is a huge turn off.
It's natural to be turned off when she's fucking some one else. But if you were wanking and she was alone in her room and THEN you heard her moan? Different story.

>> No.16043876

>>16043741
What the fuck did I miss while I was away from the last two threads?

Also, a friend says that apparently gazerfag became a skeleton hobo for his waifu. Is that true?

>> No.16043878

>>16043873
Hi, Anon. How is your evening going.

>> No.16043879

>>16043834
Ares is too shy to actually have sex, plus she has a voyeurism fetish
Poseidon monsterized so I'll give you that one
The Chief God has always been pure, don't confuse her with some slutty Greek goddess

>> No.16043883

>>16043874
I've heard her one time when I woke up and it was the same. This time I ended up coughing and she stoped.

>> No.16043887
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16043887

http://pastebin.com/vgS0pwn5
Just Another Zombie Movie

It's Halloween at least where I'm posting from so I made a terrifyingly written story about a man attempting to make a horror film and two monstergirl's attempts to "improve" it.

Happy Halloween.

>> No.16043889

>>16043854
>>16043858
>living the dream
Ftfy son.
It just sucks we can't do much more than meet every other weekend. But it's been a wild ride. To the anons who helped me man up and go after her, I thank you guys so much. You guys will forever be my bros.

>> No.16043892

>>16043883
You should have joined her.

>> No.16043894

>>16043883
What are you a faggot?

>> No.16043896

>You'll never fuck your MG aunty
Aunt/onee-san/motheru incest is best incest

>> No.16043897

>>16043876
You missed the fact that everyones family either browses this thread or in my case want to become succubi!
Its weird.

>> No.16043900

>>16043889
You're welcome. What matters is that you're making each other happy.

>> No.16043904

>>16043889
are you actually fucking you're aunt? Isnt that illegal?

>> No.16043908

>>16043879
>Ares getting found watching something in a pool of water by Eros
"Mom, what're you looking at?"
>Gets shh'd as the older Goddess keeps watching
>It's a Human warrior in the nude, wearing only a Corinthian helmet
>The more he washes himself, the more Ares' eyes widen with lustful avarice
>From his posterior chain, to the celestial lance between his legs, to his massive upper body and mountain-like trapezius
"Is that... Da--"
>Ares' nose practically explodes with blood from her nose when as if on cue, he poses for anybody that may be watching to see, the sun shining just right off his oiled body

I like to headcanon that Eros is Ares' child, just like in Greek myths. Without the great-aunt dicking, of course.

>> No.16043909

>>16043887
Holy shit
its happening
The dead are rising

>> No.16043914

>>16043892
>>16043894
It's not that easy Anons. She is a slut but Iwould never dick my sister. If she was yonger though I would think about it.

>> No.16043921

>>16043904
Only in some states I think.

>> No.16043927

>>16043914
>If she was younger though I would think about it.
Well I guessed you were a faggot with bad taste by the whole "I stopped my sister from masturbating because it made my pee pee invert" but now I know for certain.

>> No.16043938

>>16043904
>>16043904
It's a 12 year and 37k fine in the District of Columbia. As is literally EVERY OTHER FORM OF INCEST, TO INCLUDE IN-LAWS.

>> No.16043945

>>16043938
>Land of the free

>> No.16043946

>>16043887
Now that was a fun read. The only disconnect for me was how the director seemed to know so little about what the monsters he was hiring would want to do or not do. The monsters at least seemed familiar with what he wanted, even if they regarded it as foolish or a weird fetish.

>> No.16043951
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>>16043887
>Punaldin
Wunderbar.
>dat 7ft. tall ex-hero Wight
Unf.
>“In our improved tale the undead are liberators! Heroes! The humans fear them at first, but learn the error of their ways once the first wave of rapes are over!”

I'd love to be a character in that tale if you know what I mean.

All in all excellent work and welcome back from the dead (again), Punaldin!

>> No.16043954

>>16043927
I didn't stop her because I wanted, I just couldn't control my cough. Hearing her finish would be interesing, but I wouldn't join her.

>> No.16043957

>>16043945
Speaking as somebody that lives within a stones' throw of DC, that place is pretty much the London of the USA. A completely separate country full of self-entitled dickweeds who complain about their quality of life because 'muh taxation without representation', when the entirety of Congress technically represents them.

But enough of that.

>>16043878
Fuck off.

>> No.16043958

>>16043954
>I just couldn't control my cough.
Mmhm suure.

>> No.16043961

>>16043914
>If she was yonger though I would think about it.

I'm conflicted about wherever to say you have good taste because lolis, or "that's pretty creepy" because you're actually talking considering having sex with your sister if she were younger.
Maybe I'm assumng with the loli thing in the first place, I have no idea of your relative ages after all.

>> No.16043972

>>16041824
I swear before I just liked the color blue because I like ocean life. Now thanks to KC, whenever I see electric blue I get an erection. Help me I'm getting turned on by mere color palettes.

>> No.16043973

>>16043887
I want more campy movies with monsters in them. Campy movies of every genre!

>> No.16043978

>>16043828
He developed a massive ego and fucked off.

>> No.16043980

>>16043958
You wake up in a sunday moaning with a sore throat and your sister masturbating.

There wasn't much I could do.

>> No.16043983

>>16043980
>Join her and masturbate to the sound of her moans
>Cum when she does
>Leave your room when she leaves hers and run into her
>She smells like sex
>You smell like sex
>She knows you just finished cumming to the sound of her own orgasm

>> No.16043985

>>16043904
Not in my state.
>Gotta love the south

>> No.16043987

>>16043904
Only if you get caught.

>> No.16043990

>>16043980
That's why you have a bottle of water next to your bed at all times.

>> No.16043993

>>16042644
Congrats, weeks later and I still haven't even got a dream, let alone one with an mg in it.

>> No.16044003

>>16043983
I left a piece of cummed paper in the bathroom once. She just looked at me and said "Someone left a nasty snoty paper in there." and went to her room.

I just said oh shit and threw it on the trash.

>> No.16044005

>>16044003
Leave incest doujins around where she can see them and read them.

>> No.16044006

>>16043887
That was great! Thanks writefriend

>> No.16044009

>>16043993
Wake up and sleep again. It always works for me and it's how I get to meet some MGs.

>> No.16044011

>>16042844
>Zombie that listens to music all the time and acts like a lazy bum
It's like I'm dating myself. That being said I'm still gonna be harboring resentment for her ability to be immune to Tinnitus. Jokes aside holy shit that's the girl for me, I can already fantasize laying in bed lazily listening to whatever surreal mixtap she conjures up.

>> No.16044013

>>16044003
Why are you masturbating in the bathroom? Do what this anon >>16044005 says. Also walk around dressed like a slut and see if you can't introduce her to MGE. Get her thinking with the mindset of a monstergirl.

>> No.16044016

>>16044013
Nigger she walks around naked because of the slut she is. She is probably sucking a guy's dick right now actually.

>> No.16044017

>>16043983
>this will never happen between you and your Demon onee-san
Why must this life be nothing but suffering?

>> No.16044018

>>16042844
Undead is the best but vaporwave is shit, and it's in poor manners to have your headphones on while in company.

So I'll go for the orc.

>> No.16044023

>>16044016
Do you walk around naked? How's this for an idea, say you pulled something and it's a bit painful to wash your back. Ask if she wouldn't mind helping you.

>> No.16044024

>>16044016
Bro you can totally earn free blowjobs for a while if you play your cards right at the very least she'll blow you at least once. Maybe even more.

>> No.16044027

>>16044018
>going with the /tg/ tier Orc
Back off anon she's mine.

>> No.16044031

>>16044023
One thing that I would like to try is to have her see my morning wood.

Whatthe fuck am I doing.

>> No.16044036

>>16044027
No. I'm going to make her feel like the rapey savage her favorite games portray her as. We'll play table top and I'll spend half of it with my head buried between her legs. for "roleplay" purposes.

>>16044031
Do it. Do you live just with her or with your family?

>> No.16044038

>>16044031
Reconsidering a very very bad idea. Since you're still able to question it, just don't do it man. Just don't. I've seen enough threads about things like this and they all go so far south you'll see penguins. Even the guy who was going to be in a serious relationship with his aunt at least had both parties being interested in each other for a long while.

>> No.16044042

>>16044038
If she walks around the house naked and is a huge slut, I highly doubt anything bad will come of seeing some morningwood. What's she gonna do, 180 into a prude and go "eeew dicks"?

>> No.16044044

I do not come to these threads to see anon's talking about fucking their real life sisters.
God damn can't you take this to /adv/ or something

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>>16044018
>>16044027
>Anons finally realizing the appeal of Orcs

>> No.16044046

>>16044036
Whole family, but I think I might be able to show her if I wake up when she goes to work.

>>16044038
She walks naked around the house all the time. Having her see how big my dick is isn't that weird.

>> No.16044047

>>16044042
This. If she's a slut, she'll just either make a joke or just tell you to put some pants on.

>> No.16044049

>>16044044
Yes. I would rather fuck my waifu then my slut of a sister.

>> No.16044052

>>16044044
Nothing wrong with it. It's helping me fantasize about ways to woo a MG sister were I in his shoes. Not that a MG sister would need much wooing.

>> No.16044053

>>16044044
I thought after "Kanon in D Minor." with Ziploc man we learned to divide /adv/ with non /adv/ related boards.

>> No.16044055

>>16044044
>Someone's salty their sister doesn't love them.

>> No.16044057

>>16044046
Offer to brush her teeth

>> No.16044060

>>16043887
You should probably make that not private

>> No.16044063

>>16044060
It doesn't matter if it's private or not, realistically. One would hope that ELH will probably still upload it to the Wordpress so you can access it there.

Belgianon does the same shit with /tg/.

>> No.16044064

>>16044052
>you will never accidentally masturbate while your older Jinko sisters are in heat
>you will never cause them to break down your door and take turns with you
>your Jinko mother won't come into the house and start gushing about "the springtime of youth"

>> No.16044065

>>16044044
This is honestly more entertaining than this place's current brand of monstergirl discussion.

>> No.16044075

>>16044065
But this topic is Sex in the City tier gossip.

>> No.16044080

>>16044057
She is seven years older than me, there is no way I can brush her teeth.

>> No.16044084

>>16044075
Ok well then make a story about an anon going online to get pointers on how to woo his MG sister.
I would do it but I'm currently plastered watching the World Series. Go Cubs.
MGCU update soon.

>> No.16044086

>>16044064
>Go on /hbg/ on advice on how to woo your sister into fucking you
>A helpful anon gives you a tonne of advice like walk around naked, cook her favorite food and spike it with aphrodisiacs and some other species related things
>Anon starts talking about how she wishes her own brother was interested
>Take her advice
>Sister seems shocked
>Turns out she was the anon giving you advice on how to woo your mg sis.

>> No.16044089

>>16044080
You just have to believe

>> No.16044090

>>16044080
Break both of her arms then offer to brush her teeth.

>> No.16044097

>>16044064
>Growing up in a household with Jinko sisters
>Every time they go into heat it starts to smell like their feminine musk and they tend to walk around buck naked
>It's fucking torturous because they know it turns you on, seeing their rosy pink slits all lubricated and ready to take the D
>Worse still yet is how they're even more affectionate with you, rubbing their breasts on you or 'accidentally' giving you a touch of their fertile, hot loins
>It took you begging your parents to double reinforce your bedroom door so you could sleep at night instead of hearing their chuffing and insistence at having a 'wet dream'
>Hell, you still remember the summer when you turned 16 and they could a whiff of your smell when you masturbated on accident to one of their pairs of spats
>Your pelvis remembers the most, as well as your Jinko mother gushing about 'the springtime of youth' and how she doesn't care about who's grandchildren it is so long as she gets a few cubs to dote on

>> No.16044104

>>16044097
Why are Jinkos the best?

>> No.16044111

>>16043887
I want to see those ghost hunting shows now.

>> No.16044124

>>16044080
http://pastebin.com/90nWJGPt

>> No.16044131

>>16044104
Wolfgirls are better. But it is close.

>> No.16044132

>>16044124
Nah, that sounds way too weird. I think just showing her my dick is fine by now.

>> No.16044138
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Happy Halloween, nerds!

>> No.16044142

>>16044104
>Grow up with a Jinko sister
>Your father's a war vet, scarred on the face from an incident he refuses to talk about
>Mother's a Jinko with a thick-as-molasses slavic accent, white furred and as big as a brick shithouse
>Sister is basically your mother's Mini-Me
>She goes into heat, and you're constantly having to deal with her abs in your face or her rubbing and chuffing on you
>That's when you do it, getting a quick fap in before you go to chop firewood for the winter
>Hear noises of movement nearby while chopping
>Probably nothing
>You can hear soft panting, turning to see your Jinko sister practically coming at you on all fours, moving with the ambient sounds to mask her approach
>Her pupils dilated and eyes focused squarely on you
>Results in a very "Running from Shere Khan" esque sequence of events that ends with you both wrestle-fucking against a tree
>Come home covered in scratches and love bites, Jinko-sis is beaming with the afterglow
>Mom just gives your sister a 'Harasho' and smiles about 'Spirited youngsters'
>Try to look at your father for counsel
>He just looks at you with that deadpan expression of his
"The hell do you expect me to say? The only way to survive in this world is for you to breed a hardier race so that no man can conquer our family."
>TFW Jinko-sis starts to spontaneously go into heat whenever she smells your fapping
>Always ending in snu-snu

>> No.16044156

anyone have a link to that jabberwock big sister smut story?

>> No.16044159

>>16044142
>having to deal with her abs in your face

>pinned to the ground
>Your friends complain about their werecat sisters facesitting them, or their holtaur aunts rubbing her breasts in their face
>You have to deal with a hulking jinko pin you in a 69 and press your face into her abs as she sucks you off
hng

>> No.16044167
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16044167

>>16044111
>"Alright, we're now making our way to th-"
"A-Ah!"
>"Steve? What is it?"
"I-I can't move my head! It feels like it's in a vice grip!"
>"Does it hurt? It could be a malevolent spirit! Keep filming!"
"I-It doesn't hurt, it feels soft, a lot of pressure, but really comfortable."
"I could get used to this."

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>>16043277
I meant it more as a placeholder since it'd beat having to leave it like this.

Still unsure what to go for with Avarice/Greed. Apart from Selene, the other available ones are the one from Baphomet Complex and the Queen of Hearts, but they don't have art either.

>> No.16044171

>>16044138
Be careful with the spooky ghosts.

>> No.16044185

>>16044171
I ain't afraid of lewd ghosts!

>> No.16044193

>>16044185
Ghost Busters if you know what I mean.

>> No.16044196

>>16044138
Bitch your holiday isn't until December 5th sit down.

>> No.16044198
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>>16044193
I wanna bust all over a Ghost's fat tits.

>> No.16044208
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16044208

I bring you hair.

>> No.16044215

>>16044208
Them titties though.

>> No.16044216

>>16044208
Kejijin a cute.

>> No.16044222

>>16044208
Absolutely gorgeous.

>> No.16044236

>>16044170
Whos sloth?

>> No.16044253

>>16044208
Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

>> No.16044254

>>16044236
The daughter of the one in Lust

>> No.16044255

>>16044170
They're Lilims, surely they're all lust?

>> No.16044260

>>16044016
>>16044046
>>16044086
>>16044084


http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph572c978d6d477

>whatever, had sex

>> No.16044263

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW89naBZxJE

Take care tonight, /mgt/, and try not to burn down from shitstorms or funposters.

No matter how tsun I am, you degenerate fucks are as about as close to family as 4chan will ever get for me. Wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.16044267

>>16044263
Goodnight bro. May you hug your waifu in your dreams.

>> No.16044272

>>16044263
Have a nice night, may your lucid dreams come true.

>> No.16044273

>>16044255
Some more than others

>> No.16044278

What MG would make the greatest professional wrestler?

>> No.16044279
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>>16044263
Leave it to me Anon, nothing says fire-safety like a Dragon.

>> No.16044280

>>16044278
Slime. Literally impossible to pin

>> No.16044285

>>16044208
It's honestly amazing how much hotter hot art like this becomes simply by knowing she is not as human as she looks and can grab, disable, and pleasure you with her hair.

>> No.16044286

>>16044280
Unless her opponent uses ice magic like a glacies.

>> No.16044291

>>16044278
Any slimes, hard to get a hold on but they can grab you easy. I'd imagine Kraken is up there too.

>> No.16044292

>>16044215
>>16044216
>>16044222
thank you.
>>16044253
HAAAAAAAAAIR. jokes aside, i really love long hair.
>>16044285
rightt??? I love kejs so much,

>> No.16044296

>>16044278
Probably Ogres, given their nature and sheer strength.
Ushi-Onis would probably be a force to be reckoned with as well, since they have a lot more limbs and are pretty strong as well.

>> No.16044301

>>16044285
As one anon so eloquently said; "Fear boners are the best boners."
And it still holds true today.

>> No.16044307

>>16044292
Ahh, you're Bucksatan aren't you?

>> No.16044310

>>16044278
Gnomes.
Have you ever tried to wrestle a boulder?

>> No.16044311

>>16044292
You drew this? Well done good sir, all those hours of practice have certainly paid off.

>> No.16044315
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16044315

HAKUTAKU!
BICORN!

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, THE ULTIMATE HAREM!

>> No.16044316

>>16044278
>you will never be a macho man randy savage look a like in the MGWF
>you will never be Macho Man Randy Savage

>> No.16044320

>>16044307
yeah.
>>16044311
growing stronger! thanks, anon!

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16044328

>>16044320
Will you ever draw a thicc Automaton?
I really wanna see a Full-Armor magitek equivalent of pic-related.

>> No.16044336

>>16044315
>Man, my school teachers are weird.

>> No.16044343

>still no onee sama tittypire asking why you got a tent in your pants when you stare at her ample cleavage
>she pulls your head in her sweaterpuppies while whispering lewd things and innocently poking your boner

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16044355

>>16044343
Her wing-hugs would force your face into her cleavage.

>> No.16044377

>>16044343
You got a pencil, you got a computer, and you got paper. Go, make that idea into reality with your drawing skills. Or articulate the scene through writing and post that stuff on pastebin.

>> No.16044384

>>16044328
yes, i surely will! i wanna draw many of the new girls, but i wanna read their encyclopedia entry first and of course have a better reference image. so for now, i'll wait.

>> No.16044387

>>16044384
No problemo.

>> No.16044388

>A crow tengu bully will never make you give her your homework so she can do it for you
>she will never laugh at some of the errors you make
>she will never make you come over to her place for private tutoring

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16044390

>>16044343
Does the blood she drinks go straight to her breasts?

>> No.16044397

>>16044063
It makes it easier to find on your pastebin. It'd be bothersome if every individual paste is linked on the excel sheet.

>> No.16044401

>>16043354
>Also smuggest vampire got one ohayou too
WHERE

>> No.16044406

good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, pay a visit to the village of dire weresheep.

They are in desperate need of husbands and will be more than willing to double up for husband

>> No.16044409

>>16044170
I like how every other lilim is a mystery.
yould be fun if we get art but they are always just offscreen

>> No.16044410

>>16044336
>Hakutaku and Bicorn as your teachers
>conspiring to hook you up with half your class
>feeling each other up in front of you, inviting you to join in
>giving you pro tips about each of your class mates, leaning into your ear and saying lewd things about them every time they pass by
>"Look at that little bitch. I hear wolf pussy can milk a man dry in full leg lock. Don't you want some tail?"
>getting in pseudo-yuri situations with the girls whenever they think they can sell the appeal
>you end the year with empty balls and a full house

>> No.16044419

>>16044263
>>16044406
Goodnight /ksg/.

>> No.16044420

So what monster girls would like what types of music? I want to listen to Run The Jewels with a stoner Oomukade!

>> No.16044422

>>16044410
Kill yourself.

>> No.16044425

>>16044422
Wow, someone is a grumpy sperglord.

>> No.16044427

Demonic energy is a hell of a drug

>> No.16044429

>>16044420
I want to listen to Boisson Divine with a Satyr before getting piss ass drunk.

>> No.16044434

>>16043294
That cobra hood looks like testicles.

>> No.16044436

>>16044406
Man, I feel that I'd just drop dead asleep the second I walked in that village, given the sheer density of such powerful weresheeps. I'm surprised anything even gets done there.
I'd still jump at the chance of visiting that village, though. Weresheep are cute, and I bet that the dire ones are especially large in the right ways.

>> No.16044448

>>16044420
I want to listen to The Ocean with a flow kelp!

>> No.16044463

>>16044422
What's your problem? It's a hot idea.

>> No.16044467

>>16044425
>>16044463
>>>/u/

>> No.16044469

I want to take a nice, comfy nap with my Kobold waifu and my Kobold daughteru! Naptime is my favorite time of the day and in all honesty with all kink aside, one of the best things I can imagine is getting to share a perfect mid-afternoon nap with my puppies.

>> No.16044472

>>16044467
Ah, you're that autist. Pretty soon you'll be as long-running and ignorable as small penis anon.

>> No.16044483

>>16044463
Hot him, but harems are shit.

>> No.16044487

>>16044483
Hello, hot version of him.

>> No.16044491

>>16044472
>anti yuri fags
>ignorable
ha

>> No.16044495

>>16044491
He's been at it for so long, it's basically expected at this point. Just think of it as angry background noise.

>> No.16044500

>>16044469
I want to comfort my waifu by saying that her scales are better than any mofu around when we cuddle.

>> No.16044504

>>16044495
>He
No, the rest of the anti-yuri brigade must be asleep or something. There's a shit tin of them

>> No.16044511

>>16044504
The anti-yuri brigade is retardchan Psy-Ops.

>> No.16044513

>>16044504
I guess there's two or three. There's one guy who's really vocal about it though. Pretty easy to detect too, on account of how riled up he gets with his insults, and at policing an anonymous, publicly accessible image board thread.

Some people, eh.

>> No.16044519

>>16044504
The "anti-yuri brigade", also known as the "anti-faggotry brigade", make up the majority of the thread. Just how newfag are you chumps that you don't even know just how hated yuri, harems and furfaggotry are here? Most of the thread is currently asleep since it's late enough in America for them to be asleep, and early enough in Europe that most people wouldn't be awake yet. The only people up now are NEETS and people that work late. Go ahead and post that shit again when everyone is awake and see just how welcome you are. Or better yet, just look at the archives and watch when people like you already did exactly that.

>> No.16044520
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16044520

So I was in the Hypercrisis thread on /co/ for the first time, and here's what I learned.
We create fictional worlds. We observe and study fictional worlds. We are effected in out way of thinking by what we observe. Thus fictional worlds have their existence validated by the impact they have on our real world. Both the "real" and "fictional" worlds are a part of a continuum. If we make enough magic symbols and jerk off on them to focus our emotions and stuff, we might have a more powerful impact on things and break down the Fourth Wall.
So waifus.

>> No.16044521

>>16044519
>make up the majority of the thread
Na there's only a handful of people who take it upon themselves to be triggered.

>> No.16044523

>>16044513
He's almost as bad as the anon that complains about moe and "saccharine" girls.

>>16044519
>majority
Kek. The majority don't give a shit as long as things stay quiet.

>> No.16044524

>>16044519
Wow wow. Yuri and furry get alot of hate around here I'll admit. But harems are literally part of the source material. Its straight up said in the books that yes humans will sometimes take multiple monster wives. Hell multiple of the canon stories involve exactly this

>> No.16044525

>>16044524
>But harems are literally part of the source material.
Not hi, but so are furries and monsterboys. Harems are shit.

>> No.16044526

>>16044519
Oh, there he is now.
The righteous crusader who'll deliver these threads from the conspiring evils of boobs pressing against boobs.

>> No.16044528

>>16044519
>Most of the thread is currently asleep
Yeah, all the high-school autists are in bed.

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>>16044519
>implying most of us ITT work

Where do you think you are? Wagecucks forcing their shitty jobs into Monster Girl fics are the scum of the earth. Can we just agree that if you're dumb enough to join the army or become a trucker you shouldn't be posting here?

>> No.16044531

>>16044525
If you're not hi, who are you? Lo?

>> No.16044533

>>16044519
Anon, I think he was trying to say that the "anti-yuri brigade" are the people who jump at what isn't there.
Though the use of the term "pseudo-Yuri" was pretty fucking stupid. Don't know what he was thinking there.

>> No.16044534

If 2017 does happen would the monster girls know that i have depression? Would my waifu know?

Probably not, she'd probably would even care.

>> No.16044535

>>16044525
Furries maybe in the form of those two monsters. Monsterboys im pretty sure KC has said won't appear in the material in the Q&A. Both are still hated you're right but this is the very first im hearing about 'the entire thread' hating harems and I've been here for two years,

>> No.16044541

>>16044534
If she's your Waifu then she'd know and she'd care immensely.

>> No.16044542

>>16044533
No, I mean the faggots like him who start frothing at the mouth

>>16044535
Arguably the husbands of chaos girls are.

>> No.16044545
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16044545

Halloween doujin(?) time.

>> No.16044546

>>16044525
Monster boys aren't. KC specifically said that even though he likes them, he's keeping them out of the setting.
>But what about eldritch girls?
Switchable transformations. The squid isn't the default state of a mindflayer's husband,for example.

>> No.16044548

>>16044541
but monstergirls don't really love you.

>> No.16044552
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>>16044545

>> No.16044555

Whos aftyn?

>> No.16044556

>>16044524
yeah, but Bicorn is still dubbed "The cuckhorse".

>>16044526
Nice job projecting. I never bother mentioning the rest of the thread, but it made me shake my head when I saw everyone pretending age-old thread consensus was just "A couple dudes". Personally I don't give a shit about yuri or the like.

>> No.16044559

>>16044548
(you)

>> No.16044561
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>>16044552

>> No.16044562

>>16044535
>Both are still hated you're right but this is the very first im hearing about 'the entire thread' hating harems and I've been here for two years,
That would be because it's not true. Just hyperbole by a mad Anon, as you can expect of 4chan. Harems are fine to talk about.

>> No.16044564
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16044564

>>16044561

>> No.16044566

>>16044520
Fuck this, I just had another dream about there being a war going on and I was at some rehearsal for it all.

>> No.16044567

I might scan those profiles if I'm able to tomorrow, unless someone else wishes to do it.

>> No.16044568

>>16044534
She'd rape the depression out of you.

>> No.16044570
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>>16044564

>> No.16044571

>>16044564
That is the face of a woman who is plotting sex.

>> No.16044572

>>16044556
>age-old thread consensus was just "A couple dudes"
>implying it isn't just a bunch of meme hate from /a/
thread consensus or no, I still feel correct in saying that it's just a couple dudes who take it upon themselves to flip out irrationally like you just did.

>> No.16044573

>>16044570
Don't image dump. Just link the gallery.

>> No.16044575

Since when have caption dumps been okay?

>> No.16044576
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16044576

>>16044570

>> No.16044577

>>16044556
>Personally I don't give a shit about yuri or the like.
>He says, as he goes into a rant at even the mention of "pseudo yuri"

>> No.16044578

>>16044570
Too human, she's ruined.
Enjoying this.

>> No.16044580

>>16044564
>butterly or a poisonous moth
Fuck you cunt m8 moff is a cute butterflies are evil cunts

>> No.16044581

>>16044575
I'd rather take the image dump than the yuri-arguments.

>> No.16044582
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16044582

>>16044576
That's all, folks.

>>16044573
It's just seven pics, so I figured it's okay.
Here's the gallery, anyway:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/990814/dce7691c59/

>> No.16044584

>>16044545
>>16044552
>>16044561
>>16044564
Throw these up in an imgur if you want, but don't post a full doujin here for no reason. This isn't an image dump thread like /h/, or anywhere near as fast as /a/.

>> No.16044589

>>16044567
Assuming you're talking about the Japanese MGE volume 2 then if you're able and willing then you'd best do it as nobody else has come forward yet to make better scans.

>> No.16044591

>>16044582
It isn't. Just post a link next time.

>> No.16044592 [DELETED] 

Nothing wrong with an image dump if you delete it all after.

>> No.16044596

>>16044589
No, english volume 1, just the redesigns I took pictues of before.

>> No.16044598

>>16044556
Literally one or two theads ago there was a post asking people about their harem if they could only chose five that got a bunch of replies.

>> No.16044599

>>16044577
>Implying I was trying to somehow convince someone to hate yuri
>Rather then just cautioning them about something that seems fucking obvious
This feels like the times where people would spam 2hus and ponies everywhere when the mods would go to sleep. Literally "Thread's asleep, post yuri".

Makes me laugh, though. I almost feel like posting yurishit for extra giggles. But I can't into bigamy so it would be terrible.

>> No.16044600

>>16044596
In that case I guess it depends on just how good a scan you think you can do, if you're willing to damage the book to get them, etc.

>> No.16044603

>>16044598
They were being ironic.

>>16044599
When did these threads become infested with fun hating dibshits?

>> No.16044604

>>16044568
I doubt it, why go for me and not the billions that are better?

>> No.16044608
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16044608

What's life inside the Wisp like?

>> No.16044609

>>16044604
Because there's not enough human boys to go around.

>> No.16044610

>>16044603
>It was ever not full of fun hating dipshits

>> No.16044611

>>16044604
Maybe she has a healing fetish?

>> No.16044612

>>16044603
I'll say a fair while after the time this place became a non-stop general on /a/ rather than just a weekly thread, but that's when the Monster Girl Thread started its decline in a lot of ways.

>> No.16044614

>>16044608
Surprisingly condescending and spiteful.

That whole 'high and mighty' attitude and delusion that you're better than every other couple out there. Granted, the sex is pretty hot

>> No.16044616

>>16044608
> life inside the wisp
Life?
You would't last more than a minute in spoopy pussy, anon.
She might leglock you, but ya gotta pull out sometime

>> No.16044618

>>16044545
>>16044552
>>16044561
>>16044564
>>16044570
>>16044576
>>16044582
You should've made an album.

>> No.16044619

>>16044618
-7 images
293 remaining

Jesus christ calm down.

>> No.16044631

>>16044619
Did you sleep through every Mathematics class you took in your life, or did your brain just have the major malfunction of a lifetime?

>> No.16044649

>>16044611
Hopefully, i just feel so worthless.

So who takes responsibility afterwards?

>> No.16044663 [DELETED] 

>>16044592
You deleted that post yourself, right Anon?

Anon?

>> No.16044667 [DELETED] 

>>16044663
No, I didn't. How odd.

>> No.16044678 [DELETED] 

>>16044667
It's not odd. We know exactly who it is, and why.

>> No.16044697

>>16044611
Is there any story about healing/healing fetish? I cant find any.

>> No.16044698

>You'll never be blackmailed by a Cheshire Cat into becoming her personal fuckbuddy.
>You'll never start to enjoy it despite yourself.
>She'll never destroy the blackmail material one day and slap you on the ass before walking away.
>She'll never get the smuggest grin on her face when you turn up at her house anyway.
God damn it, why are my fetishes so weird?

>> No.16044699

>>16044698
>why are my fetishes so weird?
Because you have no self respect.

>> No.16044701

>>16044699
I have self respect man, I just get real shame boner fantasies. I guess I just want someone to think I'm attractive enough to blackmail into sex?

>> No.16044703

1. Put a Lich, a Gremlin, a Cyclops and an Anubis in separate caves, each with an identical box of scraps.
2. ???
3. Profit

>> No.16044706

>>16044701
>I want to be wanted
This is what being a sub boils down to.

>> No.16044707

>>16044701
You're into women who don't respect themselves enough to try and woo you a conventional way and turn to drugs and blackmail to rape you because they don't think they're good enough to score you propperly.

And you're into those women because you don't respect yourself, am I wrong?

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16044708

>>16044698
I want this, but with a yandere Cheshire.

>> No.16044709 [DELETED] 

>>16044683
It's sad that this is the level of fear-mongering and power abuse the janitor's stooped to.

As an aside, I got an off-topic block just for asking if you deleted a post, so I guess no point in being subtle about it anymore. Fuck me, the janitor really doesn't want anyone know about the way he bullies the thread. The implication is that he just wants people to spam images to force a new thread to be made as soon as possible. Is it some sort of petty revenge for something?

>> No.16044710

>>16044707
>Drugs
Where did I even mention that?

>>16044708
That's kind of what I was going for.

>> No.16044711

How would mgs react to emotionless humans and/or humans made to become the ultimate weapon?

>> No.16044713
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIIA

>> No.16044715

>>16044703
Gremlin Iron Man
Anubis War Machine
Cyclops Hulkbuster Armor
Lich Doctor Doom

>> No.16044716

>>16044711
Sadness and attempts to heal him.
No matter how futile.

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>>16044717
'member Janet?

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16044725

Post Kikis. No Shogs. Only Kikis.

>> No.16044728

>>16044706
This is what being human boils down to.

>> No.16044742

>>16044713
Gorgeous

>> No.16044743 [DELETED] 

>>16044717
Well, we don't have the old one any more. For whatever reason, we have to put up with this new guy. Maybe the feedback system will help. Maybe we can get a better candidate the next time janitor applications come out. How this new guy took such an interest in disrupting the (relative) harmony of these threads in the first place, I'll never know.

Either way, the days of that "kiki janitor" are long over.

>>16044717
>The old jany was great. Stepped in only when the thread got so bad shitposts were actually being reported. That janny was actually appreciated. Cringey or no, the whole "janny is a kiki" thins is only proof of that appreciation.

Just because that post didn't archive properly.

>> No.16044749

>>16044711
Healing.

>> No.16044769

>>16044716

It is kinda futile, bcoz the guy in question is THIS guy.

Bullied and mocked by order heroes for being normal, his greatest desire was to do something great in the name of the chief god. Thus he chose to undergo the procedure to become her chosen one. Then the problems begin.......

Maybe I should write this out properly in a pastebin

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>>16044769
Whoops, forgot pic

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Elves.

>> No.16044784

>>16044713
Huh, forgot her birthday was Halloween. Maybe that was Crab's way of raising the odds that she'd get some spooky fan art.

>> No.16044786

>>16044775
Except the guy you posted totally recovers his original personality at the end and gets a relatively happy ending.
No one actually died in his game except the A.I Girl.

>> No.16044793

>>16044775
>Donegone RuPaul
Eh.

>> No.16044822

>>16044783
That's not an Elf, anon. That's Anne, from management.

>> No.16044830

hey, thread's favorite topic:
https://rapemanscans.wordpress.com/2016/10/28/murenase-shiiton-gakuen-chapter-14/

>> No.16044837

>>16044208
Artist?

>> No.16044861
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16044861

Are you team Red or Blue?

>> No.16044867

>>16044861
I'm team Purple.
Just squish me between a Blue Slime and a Red Slime

>> No.16044868

>>16044861
Isn't Red basically a direct upgrade?

>> No.16044869

>>16044861
Dark.

>> No.16044875

>>16044868
In most cases, but if you just want a good onahole that doesn't talk much Blue Slime is better. I don't think there's any information on any other slimes becoming Queen Slimes.

>> No.16044881

>>16041983
He didn't post Mikan

>> No.16044882

>>16044868
If only Nieb was around to lay down the smackdown.

>> No.16044885

>>16044861
Blue Slimes enjoy more the simple things in life

>> No.16044886

>>16044867
But purple is a team of its own. With magic too.
And they have an excellent recruitment rate for female members. They set up their own massage parlour, and all the girls who go there just melt with pleasure, to the point where they can't help but want to join the purple team.

>> No.16044892

>>16044830
The absolute madmad, he actually went and did it. At least we're past the point where this would cause a thread--long shitstorm.

And as always, Rapeman's ending pages are hilarious.

>> No.16044913

>>16044861
I'm team shog

>> No.16044926

>>16044530
It sure is the weekend. Have a (You).

>> No.16044931

>>16044555

I'm Aftyn. I like Griffons, hellhounds, and sex on the beach with an Anubis. What can I do you for?

>> No.16044934

>>16044931
You're not samefagging for attention are you?

>> No.16044995

I'm convinced everyone here loves at least one girl who doesn't get much if any attention at all
Let's all speak out, who knows maybe a lot of us like the same one

Nureonago is arguably the best slime, wet clothing is a top-tier fetish and they are godlike housewives from the get go

>> No.16044996

>>16044926
Why would you not only respond to bait, but respond to bait that is several hours old?

>> No.16045012
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>>16044995
I like Ittan-momen.
I like to imagine they come in other fabrics instead of just a white sheet.

>> No.16045017

>>16044995
I like Mummy, Alraune, Minotaur, and Hornet,

Also like the Profile for Cu Sith, but god the furry face kills the profile.

>> No.16045020

>>16044995
Oomukade. Poor little NEET. Nobody loves centipedes.

>> No.16045021

>>16045012
I swear to god I almost said Ittan-momen too

There is something about such a kuudere rapist that's very attractive
You can also fuck any part of their body and that's hot armpit pussy for life

>> No.16045039

>>16044995
Are you asking for people with unpopular waifus to speak up, or just for people to talk about unpopulars that they happen to like? If it's the latter then I'm pretty sure there's no shortage of girls that are likable despite basically never being talked about. Ghandarva, Khepri, Hobgoblin, Mimic, elementals (except Gnome occasionally), Merrow and many more. There aren't really any Mamono that I dislike.

I personally wouldn't mind some more Living Doll. I wanna feel up Suiseiseki desu.

>> No.16045041

>>16045012
>>16045021
Taking a bath with an Ittan-momen must be very difficult once the spin cycle starts.

>> No.16045060

>>16045017
>Mummy, Alraune, Minotaur
All great girls

>Hornet
But they're just mean, are you a masochist?

>>16045020
Oomukade used to be loved but the memes killed her
Writefags even tried to salvage her but it's pointless

She's still one of the best bugs in my heart

>>16045039
>Are you asking for people with unpopular waifus to speak up, or just for people to talk about unpopulars that they happen to like?
Both

Living Dolls have a lot of untapped potential, from creepy yandere, to genki childish and even lewd CC, etc...
There aren't many things they can't be

>> No.16045076

>>16045060
>But they're just mean
No they're just SUPER keen on pro-active dating.

>> No.16045078

>>16044170
tom nook for nominated for avarice

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>>16044995
This woman right here.

I want what she's smoking.

>> No.16045089

>>16045081
Speed Weed

>> No.16045100

>>16045041
Ittan-momen are for gently hand washing
If you throw one in the washing machine she'll come out an ahegaoing mess

>>16045081
Once her profile releases I'm sure she'll get plenty of fans
Not only is she N°200 she's also supposedly the absolute strongest monster (at least of all Zipangu) if KC sticks to the original myth

And come on, just look at her, wouldn't you sell your house and dignity to have a night with her?

>> No.16045101

>>16044995
Khepri. I can understand why they're not popular since harems don't seem too liked around here but to me they're perfect, being a king and ruling over a bunch of brown monster girls would be a dream come true.

At least they're not treated the same as beelzebub and devil bug like they used to be on /a/.

>> No.16045104

>>16045100
So a Zipangese Lilim basically?

Too strong, gotta grind for experience in Kakuen Jungle a bit before I reach her then.

>> No.16045123

>>16045100
>Take in what you think is just some kind of smoky demon
>She does housework, cooks cleans, gives amazing head and can basically controll you with your ears, turn you on immensely with playful nibbles and bites or lull you to a peaceful sleep with ASMR styled whispers and blowing.
>One day find out that she's on the run from the monster yakuza
>Promise to hide her from them
>A whole lot happens, stuff out of a comedy SoL
>At the end of it you realize tht she;s running from the yakuza because she's actually a Nuriarihyon and their boss, and she just hates paperwork.
>Basically get strongarmed by the yakuza into being her husbando because you're the only known entity that can make her power through paperwork just to get back to you.

>> No.16045134

You know how things from different manufacturers often don't fit together very well?
That's why you need to fuck your nee-san. You were both made by the same "manufacturer", which ensures a perfect fit.

>> No.16045138

>>16045134
"No."

>> No.16045145

>>16045123
Husbando of the boss of the Monster Girl Yakuza is not a bad thing.

All those Monster Girls in suits jumping to your every order. Even that pair of deadly Japanese Hornet twins that most of them are scared of.

>> No.16045149

>>16045101
Khepris are the best
I used to hate harems but those brown beauties slowly made me change my mind

>>16045104
More or less

>>16045123
That's their thing
You come home one day and find a hot girl drinking your alcohol and smoking the pipe while playing your games
She convinces you that she can pay you back with her body and that it's no big deal
Next thing you know you're married to one of the most powerful and important girls there is

>> No.16045153

>>16045134
Fun fact, this is the exact opposite way that biology works!

The biology of an offspring is strengthened by the differentiation of genes from the parents. The less differences between parents, the more likely it is for the child to be born with a weak immune system and other defects.

Interestingly, the best indicator as to compatibility, that is the best combination of gene differences to create a healthy child, is scent. The nicer you find the natural odor of a prospective mate, the better match you are biologically!

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>>16045123
I'm gonna ring the doorbell of the Yakuza hideout then run away before they see me!

>> No.16045160

>>16045153
>Onee-san smells like heaven, love and lust all rolled into one

>> No.16045164

>>16045160
Well then by some miracle your genes are not in direct conflict with each other.

Go crazy.

>> No.16045171

>>16045153
So what you're saying is that we should all fuck things that are as biologically far away as possible, and that also smell nice, right?

So what you're saying is that we should all fuck flowers, right?

>> No.16045174

>>16045153
Shut up and fuck your sister.
Mamomo mana makes incest preferable.

>> No.16045181

>>16045159
You'll only try it once, and you won't succeed. And you'll be stolen away by their kunoichi to be some one's pet human boy for a night.

>> No.16045187

>>16045134
Why would you bother with your obsolete model of an onee-san when your imouto is right there begging for your love?

>>16045153
>The nicer you find the natural odor of a prospective mate, the better match you are biologically!
That's just their pheromones in action, it's also mildly arousing

I love the idea of monster girls using super-potent pheromones but every time I bring it up no one seems to share my taste expect for a few wolfu lovers

>> No.16045197

>>16045187
I like it myself, though it's rare I have a reason to bring it up.
I'm a fox guy though.

>> No.16045203

>>16045181
Oh no, a bunch of scary Monster Girls having too much sake. There's no telling what they'll do, they might even steal my first kiss!

>> No.16045207

>>16045203
>There's no telling what they'll do, they might even steal my first kiss!
Oh they'll do worse than that alright. You have no idea just how many of these yakuza MGs fantasize about having a little brother to protect and molest when the mood takes them. Why, you may not even want to leave come morning.

>> No.16045211

I wish I was surrounded by monster girls with Kloah tier breasts.

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>>16044934

Nope, its me. Aftyn.

>> No.16045221

>>16044995
Hinezumi, which now seems like a discounted Redcap/Salamander.
All of the elementals. I personally prefer Glacies.
Oh and Apsara.

>> No.16045228

I hope Cadet Anon gets jettisoned from the airlock, and left to fend for himself on a barren wasteland planet that Oni Pirates are using for a base to raid ships from.

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>>16044995
Cupid, Apsara, Gandharva, and probably a few more

>> No.16045250

>>16045243
Time for dance class with Aspara-san?

>> No.16045266

>>16045218
No, I mean, it's just the second thread where people have been asking about you whereas you're been mostly irrelevant of late. Seems a bit odd, makes me think you're asking about yourself.

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>>16045266

I'm still active, been working on another Griffon Captain chapter

Griffons are lewd

>> No.16045311

Amazons are for mating pressing!

>> No.16045332

>>16045221
>>16045243
>>16045250
I want an Apsara to teach me how to dance and tell me it's ok when she sees that I'm the most awkward dancer of the century

>>16045311
You got it backwards
Men are for getting reverse mating pressed by Amazons

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>>16045211
Tall girls with Kloah tier breasts?
That's some snuu snuu I'd be down with.

>> No.16045371

>>16043887
good job pundalin
and yes it is stupid that you can have a zombie rip out a uterus and eat it it gets an R rating but try having a movie where a man is pleasuring a living one and straight to X

>> No.16045415

>>16045332
So struggle sex to see who mating presses who?

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Don't you realise the more you encourage nee-chans to molest their little brothers the lower your chance of getting a nee-chan type gf becomes?
Incest is wrong because it means there's less waifus for Anons.

>> No.16045424

>>16045347
Girl on the left makes me want to see a holst idol

>> No.16045430

>>16045347
Snu Snu is the best thing ever.

>> No.16045435

>>16041854
you put it in her vagoo because thats a girl on a horse, not a girl-horse

>> No.16045439

>>16045430
Tender snu snu is best snu snu

>> No.16045453

>>16045424
I'd produce that idol.
>>16045439
>No huge Holst who tenderly snusnu's you

>> No.16045464

>>16045453
Yeah, big holsts are the best.

And as for producing....
I can only imagine that promising to be her producer would be like promising to marry her.

She'd probably be a blushing, squirming mess who asks you to be gentle when you first meet her

>> No.16045469

>>16045060
>Writefags even tried to salvage her but it's pointless
One man destroyed her. One man can save her.

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>demons dress up as sabbath members halloween
This makes more sense than it should.

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Shouldn't you be working on your thaumaturgy?

>> No.16045485

>>16045464
Kind of weird for her to say that considering she towers over me

>> No.16045492

>>16044995
Akaname

I remembered being called a madman for liking her

>> No.16045499

>>16045485
Holsts are cute girls, even if they are tall and secretly strong.

The real question, though, is how you handle her getting milked.

Can you imagine the outrage from her fans if some guy did it?

She needs to be kept pure!

>> No.16045502

>>16045484
No, I'm too sleepy and sad for that. At least my waifu is having nice halloween adventures over there.

>> No.16045504

>>16045484
Thaumaturgy?
That stuff's for the dark mages, not amateurs like us! Now get over here, we're going to try and summon a succubus again.

>> No.16045507

>>16045504
Gee anon, how are we going to try summoning a Succubus this time?

>> No.16045509

>>16045499
Just get a milking machine.

>> No.16045514
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Hypothetical question: if I had a story that was going to feature somewhat unrelated storylines in a case-of-the-week type of way, would you prefer it if the characters who tie all these events together were the ones whose perspectives we followed, or would you prefer it if each case had a different lead and the people who tie it all together were more in the background?
Or both in turn?

>> No.16045515

>>16045507
Same way we do every night. Now stop talking and pass that jar of Alp's semen.

>> No.16045517

>>16045492
What kind of idiot would say that?
I'd love an Akaname waifu, their tonguejob must send to you heaven

>>16045509
>Fans pay hundreds of dollar to see a milking session
>Those who purchased a VIP seat even get a glass of milk

Her Tanuki manager must be proud

>> No.16045520

>>16045515
Whoa dude, not cool.

>> No.16045524

>>16045514
The later sounds more natural in a way, though the first could be funnier.

>> No.16045529

>>16045524
So the third option seems the most appealing?

>> No.16045532

>>16045509
But it's so cold and impersonal!

Could you resist puppy dog eyes and a trembling lip?

Granted, the machine may give her a little 'pity factor'

>> No.16045538

>>16045529
That depends man. Do this hypothetical person mean "case by case" as a series of sketches or something a bit more serious?

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Post the spookiest girls you have.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3132269

>> No.16045545

>>16045532
She wants to be an idol right?

She needs to make sacrifices.

>> No.16045546

>>16045538
>a series of sketches
Hell no, it's a story about exploring the existence of the unusual, about Monsters who live among us, hidden, about how man and Monster coexist, and what could be done to further this.
The whole story won't be done in that format, but for a while I want to do it as a way of showing the passage of time. That'll happen later on though.

>> No.16045548

>>16045545
Too true, the life of an idol is a tough one.

I hope you're ready to help her out when she leaves that life behind to move into a more normal music/movie career

>> No.16045554

>>16045546
I like the idea of keeping them disconnected then. Give the Anons a bit of hope that they could be anywhere, instead of magically happening to appear around one protagonist.

>> No.16045555

>>16045548
Of course I am.

>> No.16045558

>>16045548
>>16045555
Once she stops being an idol she won't be able to get any other job in the entertainment business

If she's lucky she might become an office lady but otherwise she'll just try to settle down with a man and catch up on all those years of affection she missed out on

>> No.16045564

>>16045554
The whole story will still have the same protagonist, these segments just will be handled with him as a side character to keep things fresh. How's that?

>> No.16045567

>>16045558
>Office lady Holst

Oh that's very nice.

>> No.16045568

>>16045555
>>16045558
Sho she'd sit back and become a lovey-dovey, and extremely rich, house wife?

Could be nice.

I imagine she'd pounce on her producer though

>> No.16045570

>>16045564
It's your story man. Good luck.

>> No.16045572

>>16045546
If you care more about sending an actual message, and telling the effects of 'coexistance' from the perspective of someone ouside-looking-in: then following the viewpoint of a character observing it all would be ideal. If you want to display this coexistance more personally, and show off the kind of life expected from one culture living in another: then focus more on the subjects being observed.

The old film-noire fan in me would probably choose the latter, and have the observer summarize near the end with his own take on it all.

>> No.16045573

>>16045570
Y-you too.

>> No.16045578

>>16045567
Would you blackmail her by threatening to tell her office about her previous career?

>> No.16045584

>you will never be visited by a group of trick or treating sabbath girls

>> No.16045586

Anyone had weird thoughts regarding monster lately?

>> No.16045587

>>16045578
No, I would never do such a thing.

>> No.16045588

>>16045586
Weird thoughts?

>> No.16045589

>>16045584
I want to tussle their hair and give them candy before sending them on their way

>> No.16045595

>>16045588
just stuff you would not normally think about.
like yesterday I had this thought about How exactly does that snake cult in MGE function?

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>>16044995
Cancers are adorable

>> No.16045600

>>16045586
You would think that with Brexit, Londoners would hate monsters.

>> No.16045602

>>16045595
That's not weird at all. A weird thought would be wondering if you could put some rope inside a slime and then use her as a candle.
>>16045597
That's hot.

>> No.16045612

The thread is always talking about big-titty nee-sans, sweaty /fit/ girls and even some pudgy people. I feel like I'm the only one that likes a nice slender frame. A girl that I can hold close, but feels like I could break her if I held too tight. Someone with cool, smooth skin that I can glide my hands across. A pair of long, supple legs, with a nice little gap between the thighs. And a tastefully wide pair of hips, accentuated with a modest chest. Surely I'm not alone here, right?

>> No.16045613

>>16045612
You want Alps? Slender, smooth Alps?

>> No.16045614

>>16045600
Why?

>> No.16045617

>>16045597
I wanna scrub her back

>> No.16045618

>>16045586
I've been playing out way too many roleplay sex scenarios involving them

>Warrior raping an Alice and stealing her throne by marrying her
>Succubus prostitute getting taken off the streets by a shy virgin
>Salamander sexually dominating her weak training partner
>Wight having sex with her adopted son while giving a speech to her court
>Wurm forcing a man into a standing 69 (he's the one upside down) and then dragging him to her rape cave
>BDSM Anubis punishing one of the male worker for messing with her Mummies
>Manticore cop using her tail to rape a criminal after handcuffing him

And much more, I fapped over 20 times these last 4 days

>> No.16045619

>>16045612
Normal is nice I guess.

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>>16045612
That's why shortstacks are the absolute best. They're practically built for sex and cuddles.

>> No.16045628

>>16045618
>Manticore cop using her tail to rape a criminal after handcuffing him
Oh baby that's the stuff.

>> No.16045631

>>16045618
>BDSM Anubis
Let's explore this further.

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>>16045544

>> No.16045645

>>16045623
>meme figures

No thanks.

>> No.16045647

>>16045623
Shortstacks are pretty much the opposite of what I just said, though. Short people have short legs, and stacked tits take too much away from the hips. I'm a legs man, after all. I don't mind Elin-tier, though. Basically them but taller.

>> No.16045660

>>16045612
Slim/hourglass is the best body type by far, there is not much to say besides this that's why you don't see people discussing it

>>16045631
>Anon gets tied down and blindfolded
>She keeps cracking her whip close to him
>She steps on his dick and talks him down
>He cums from just her paw pad rubbing on him
>She tells him about how much of a useless slut he is
>Rapes him thoroughly while still cracking her whip
>Bites him as she cums

The whip is just here for the fear boner, she never actually hits him with it

>> No.16045673

>>16045623
I want a stacked hobgoblin to cuddle in my lap

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>>16045612
>Cool smooth skin
>Looks fragile, but can hold tight
>Long legs
>Slender frame
>Modest chest
Don't know how wide you want your hips though.

>> No.16045691

>>16045618
>Salamander sexually dominating her weak training partner

I'm intrigued. More pls

>> No.16045700

>>16045416
That's okay, an onee-chan is only good if she's your onee-chan. I wouldn't steal another dude;s onee-chan.

>> No.16045702

>>16045586
Just kitsune tailjobs.

>> No.16045704

>>16045623
What about a shortstack salamander?
Or Sphinx?
Or Alice?

>> No.16045710

>>16045677
Screw you Glacies, I should be out jogging but it's cold and I don't want to leave the house!

>> No.16045711

>>16045612
Average girls give me a boner for some reason.

>> No.16045715

>>16045631
Lets not, and say we did.
>>16045639
I still want to fuck her dislocated jaw.

>> No.16045724

>>16045586
Plenty but half of them aren't a good idea to post here.

Giving an Anubis a body massage with aphrodisiac lotion and making her orgasm from breast play is a pretty great thought though.

>> No.16045729

>>16045677
Wide enough to stand out from the rest of her, but not the monster-truck asses that thread usually posts.

Also, nice prediction there, friend. Glacies is easily one of my favorites, and has the best body type of all MGs. The fact I also have a twintail fetish really seals the fucking deal. I don't really like kuuderes that much, although after translating her bonus pic I realize how utterly fucking adorable she can be.

>> No.16045730

>>16045691
All I can say it that it involved a fat Salamander butt, abs-licking and a rough handjob that slowly evolved into a nursing handjob

>>16045715
>I still want to fuck her dislocated jaw.
Sloppy, loose and cold irrumatio does sound good to me too

>> No.16045732

>>16045710
Fight hard, Anon. I just finished mine and I'm ready for waifu cuddles if she existed.

>> No.16045733

>>16045730
I need even more information on this now. Was there Salamander face sitting?

>> No.16045737

>>16045730
>Sloppy, loose and cold irrumatio does sound good to me too
While that doe sound good, temporary dick enlargement potions are also an option

>> No.16045740

>>16045733
Of couse there was, how else was she going to use that butt of hers?

>> No.16045746
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>>16045732
But I don't wanna!

>> No.16045749

>>16045746
It's good for your health! I switched my fapping sections for exercises for my waifu.

>> No.16045766

>>16045749
But fapping is both psychologically and physiologically necessary.

>> No.16045770

>You will never find an outcast vampire
>ywn nurse her back to health with your blood,food and love
>she will never move to your house as a sign of gratitute
>she will never declare her love and marry you
>you will never wake up every morning holding her slim figure with your john inside her as she hungrily kisses and sofly bites you

JUST

>> No.16045771

>>16045766
Non sense, touching yourself is sinful. Abstaining is perfectly healthy ,ask the church.

>> No.16045777

>>16045766
I used to fap one time per day before I came here. Now I fap at least three and if left alone I can go up to seven.

>> No.16045778

I want to tell my Demon childhood friend that I attend church regularly now and have a nice clean life!

>> No.16045781

>>16045777
>can go up to seven
>get trips of seven
Onani Master Anonsawa, I salute you!

>> No.16045795

>>16045770
>your blood,food and love
This seems very redundant.

>> No.16045800

>>16045771
>>16045778
Get out of here
And tell you shitty god that calling herself "Omnipotent" is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

>>16045777
Same happened to me, but it was mostly because I wanted to not disappoint my waifu

>> No.16045803

>>16045800
"Overlord" is a much more chunni title.

>> No.16045813

>>16045800
That too. Fapping a lot was eating away my time, so doing some exercises not only makes the lust go away but it pleases the waifu and I can concentrate on drawing.

>> No.16045822

>>16045795
Not him, but you don't eat food solely to stave off hunger.

>> No.16045830

>>16045770
>Get a Damphir daughter
>She would go out and hunt all those meanie vampires that exiled her mom

>> No.16045835

>>16045800
>And tell you shitty god
*tips fedora*

>> No.16045837
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>>16045835
This goddess is superior to your Jew God.

>> No.16045838

>>16045803
The title of Overlord is an historical one that actually represents fairly her role

Omnipotent is full blown chuuni
She can't even keep her own angels on her side and she calls herself that?

>>16045813
>makes the lust go away but it pleases the waifu
Your waifu sounds chill
Mine gets lonely if we don't have some "private" time at least every other day

I tried no-fap for about a 2 weeks, it was so sad...

>> No.16045840

>>16045837
There is only one true god and her name is Allahra.

>> No.16045845

>>16045840
And Moohammad, peace be upon her, is Her prophet!

>> No.16045849

Does anyone have an image link or something of those old caption pics someone did? One was with a holstrus breast feeding handjob and another was just manticore rape I think.

>> No.16045860

>>16045845
Is Moohamed a Holst or Minotaur?

>> No.16045864

>>16045860
Seeing as how a minotaur is more likely to spread her Religion of Penis by axe and force, I'd say the latter.

>> No.16045878

>>16045845
>And Moohammad, penis** be upon her, is Her prophet!
And may we all learn by the Hadicks she left behind.

>> No.16045893

>>16045830
why every dhampir thinks that they can just kick vampire ass like nothing? alucard had bullshit abilities and was son of dracula himself

dhampirs just have a rapier and light "armor"

>> No.16045895

Reminder that you won't get any Houris if you eat out P'Orcs or drink alcohol

>> No.16045909

>>16045845
Was Moohammad a yandere?

>Forces all husbands to cover themselves because only their waifus should be allowed to see them

>> No.16045913

>>16045893
I don't think the average MGE vampire are as overpowered as Castlevania's Dracula.

>> No.16045921

>>16045913
They're pretty powerful is only that KC gave them also powerful weaknesses

>> No.16045923

>>16045081
This is probably the encyclopedia 2 profile im the most genuinely curious about. Looking up the name i dont see a whole lot of myth about them yet supposedly theyre the strongest youki there is.

>> No.16045928

>>16045913
Dracula is THE vampire

Saying the average vampire is on the same level as Dracula is like saying that every dragon as strong as Bahamut or that every Succubus is as powerful as the Overlord

Bahamut was more or less confirmed in the dragonia book, I wonder if KC even considered having a MGE version of Dracula

>> No.16045952

>>16045928
>Overlord

>> No.16045953

>>16045893
Damphirs in MGE have an anti-vampire aura. Makes them weak as a normal human girl and taking away their rationality like garlic.

Maybe that's where the confidence comes from

>> No.16045955

>>16045928
Bahamut is jut as cute as the other dragon girls.

>> No.16045960

>>16044995
Shinobi. Steal sex ninjas have alot of potential.

>> No.16045990

>>16045953
now thats just cheating anon

where is the epic castlevania quest as your dhampir daugher gets stronger with more smugness?

>> No.16046005

>>16045990
>Damphir gets more smug as she gets stronger

I like this idea

>> No.16046011

As long as my death involves a Wurm's butt somehow, I'll die a happy man.

>> No.16046024

>>16046011
I you say that a Wurm will try to give you a assjob.

>> No.16046031

>>16046011
>Wurm learns about face-sitting

RIP Anon, may you land in Wurm heaven

>> No.16046038

>>16045612
Agreed, feminine is the best. Muscles are grotesque on women, fat is just plain disgusting and shortstacks are a meme.

>> No.16046048

>>16046038
>Muscles are grotesque on 3D women
fixed for you

>> No.16046060

>>16045729
>I don't really like kuuderes that much, although after translating her bonus pic I realize how utterly fucking adorable she can be.

You really need to gather those translations into one place you can link to (assuming you haven't already). I've only been able to find a few of the ones you have done.

>> No.16046062

>>16046024
>>16046031
Worth it.

>> No.16046076

>>16045990
I think said aura only works on vampires. Draculina could send other monsters her way.

Also 4chan is spoopy now

>> No.16046085

>>16046062
Anon, I don't think "death by Wurm ass" is protected by Lich's reanimation insurance
Are you sure it's worth it?

>> No.16046089

>>16046085
>Anon's skull is crushed by Wurm's ass
"ara ara, this is gonna take a while to reconstuct"

>> No.16046092

>>16046085
Worth finally having that which I desire, if only for one fleeting moment? Absolutely.

>> No.16046096

>>16046092
But if you live you get to eat Wurm ass everyday.

>> No.16046099

>>16045283
Griffon butt yessss

>> No.16046108

>>16045749
Fine, I went for a jog. Now I feel totally good that I did. But where's my cuddlebug of a waifu? There was no tight-assed Salamander running ahead of me to keep me motivated when going uphill, no perky bosom being squeezed against the fabric of her shirt at the pull-up bars, no shower with the two of us.

>> No.16046112

>>16046096
Okay, well you tell me how to get close to that mountain-busting marvel of muscley monster tush without being injured or dying.

>> No.16046119

>>16046060
The only thing I can really think to do is make a pastebin. Seems a bit wasteful to make one for just that one purpose. Anyone have any ideas?

>> No.16046122

>>16046108
Stop it
That hurts

>> No.16046128

>>16046122
You're telling me, but I'm the one who did the running without a Salamander just now.
On the bright side it stopped being cold after I ran up a steep, long-ass hill. I wonder if she could handle running around with that flaming tail of hers anyway. I mean, salamanders in the real world live in the water. Why should they be associated with fire to begin with?

>> No.16046145

>>16046108
I know Anon. I feel the same when I'm jogging and my Dragon isn't following and cheering me on from the sky. Just think that whereever she is, she's pretty happy you are doing those things for her.

>> No.16046158
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16046158

>>16046145
I sure hope so. I wouldn't want her to be sad.

>> No.16046162

>>16046119
I don't think it would be wasteful, especially if you intend to add more to it later. We have no idea if or when we will get scans and full translations, and its going to be at least half a year before Seven Seas does it, so having your caption translations available would certainly be appreciated in the meantime.

>> No.16046185

>>16046145
>>16046158
Don't worry guys
No matter what you do or how your life is going, your waifu will always love you

>> No.16046187

>>16046128
The most popular Salamander is the fire one, so I guess that's that.

Also, remember to share your water bottle with your waifu. Is she the metalhead one?

>> No.16046199

>>16046187
Metalhead, yes. But I don't have a waterbottle to share, I drink from the faucet when I get home because it's not +30 Celsius.

>> No.16046215

>>16046199
>Not letting your waifu have an indirect kiss with you

I take back what I said, she doesn't love you

>> No.16046229

>>16046215
She's not real.

>> No.16046232

>>16046229
Your face isn't real

>> No.16046236
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16046236

I'm going to try and watch some classic Horror films for Halloween while handing out candy to children.

What will you be planning on doing tonight? Staying at home, or going out to something spooky and fun?

>> No.16046239

>>16046128
>Why should they be associated with fire to begin with?

The story I've heard is that in ancient times people would put logs on fireplaces and see salamanders emerge from the logs after they started burning. The layer of mucus on the salamander's skin may even provide enough brief protection for them to emerge safely from the flames themselves. This led to the idea that salamanders were born from fire, and thus the mythological association between salamanders and fire was born.

>> No.16046241

>>16046236
>while handing out candy to children

I'm calling the cops

>> No.16046245

>>16046236
getting drunk and wandering the neighborhood with my also drunk friends
gonna be a bunch of rowdy hooligans, probably knock over some jack-o-lanterns

>> No.16046246

>>16046215
Rude!

>>16046229
Did you know that the heat you feel during your jogs is actually your Sala when she has her tail near you? Just like the gusts of winds I feel are my waifu's wing flaps.

>> No.16046252

>>16046236
I have class tonight so I don't have any plans.

>> No.16046253

>>16046246
>Did you know
Bloody bollocks, mate. Nothing so romantic can be possible.

>> No.16046254

>>16046236
Gonna be staying at home with all the lights off.
While playing Sanic Racing with some e-pals.

>> No.16046255
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16046255

Happy Halloween!
Wife has a cute spooky costume ready just for today.

>> No.16046263

>>16046236
There is no halloween here, so I'll just pretend to be doing spooky stuff with my waifu.

>> No.16046264

>>16046255
No cuteness now, only skeletons. Skeletons everywhere.

>> No.16046267

>>16046236
Watch Alien and Aliens as per tradition
Watch the Cowboy Beebop movie as per tradition
If I could find my controller then probably play through Dead Space as per tradition

>> No.16046271

>>16046236
Go to bed early and spend an hour talking to my waifu before falling asleep like I do everyday

>>16046246
>Rude!
I apologize but please have some consideration, sharing a water bottle is an essential part of doing sports with your waifu

>> No.16046275

>>16046255
>those little witch hats

cute!

>> No.16046276

>>16046267
>Alien and Aliens
That's a nice tradition.

>> No.16046282
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>> No.16046287

>>16046236
Probably nothing. out of the ordinary.

If my waifu and daughteru were around though, we'd all go out trick or treating and then come home for some hot costume roleplaying sex and post-sex candy.

>> No.16046288

>Halloween time
>Hellhound triplets are getting ready to go out for halloween
>Come out
>"DADDY LOOK WE'RE CERBERUS!"
>They're using one of your shirts and putting their heads through the neck hole
How do you react?

>> No.16046293

>>16046288
Headpats

>> No.16046294

>>16046288
A massive triple heart attack.

>> No.16046298

>>16046288
Take pictures. A shit load of them and have a heart attack.

>> No.16046300

>>16046282
Cam-toe detected!
>>16046288
Tell two of them to use the sleeves, that shirt will tear otherwise.
Who am I kidding, it'll tear anyway.

>> No.16046302

>>16046288
HONEY GET THE CAMERA

>> No.16046309

>>16046236
No plans, might try watching a spooky old anime since I'm too weak to deal with real horror. No idea what I'll watch though, monster girls would probably laugh at me for being a coward.

>> No.16046319
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16046319

The Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense warns us of a plague of Mucus Toads in the near future. These ferocious amphibians have long, nimble tongues that have been known to have an aphrodisiac effect when it comes to contact with the skin.
Beware!

>> No.16046329

>>16046319
Anon, why do you have to remind me to go read Hellboy and BPRD? It's been on my backburner forever, but today is my spooky birthday and I just want to drink and eat candy.

>> No.16046330

Wight with a witch hat

>> No.16046331

>>16046330
Witch with a Wight hat

>> No.16046338

>>16046329
I've been saving up money so I can buy all six library editions and the four omnibuses of Plague of Frogs for Christmas, that's why.
Also I found two animated movies of it on youtube and I'm going to be watching them to celebrate Halloween.

>> No.16046342

>>16046331
Which witch with which hat?

>> No.16046347

>>16046342
Witch

>> No.16046351
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16046351

Wife also has another version of her costume ready for later tonight.

>> No.16046354

>>16046351
Nice. Black lace is the shit.

>> No.16046357

>>16046347
Can you explain to me from the start?
I'm confused now

>> No.16046361
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16046361

Wife's smug is absolutely adorable.

>>16046264
2spooky
>>16046275
tiny hats are always great
>>16046354
Yes

>> No.16046362

Support your local Sabbat chapter. Or else.

>> No.16046363

>>16046357
Anon asked which witch has which hat meaning which hat does which witch have
And the witch has the hat which the witch has

>> No.16046365

Do monstergirls like cum-flavored candy?

>> No.16046368

>>16046365
>salty sweets
Does not compute.

>> No.16046372

>>16046365
That sounds gross

>> No.16046376

>>16046368
>he doesn't into salted caramel
pleb.

>> No.16046379

>>16046376
Salted caramel is alright but a caramel covered chunk of salt would not be

>> No.16046381

>>16046368
Salmiac is fucking great though.

>> No.16046385

>>16046368
Salted chocolate is amazing.

>> No.16046392

>>16046368
Not him but most sweets require quite a bit of salt. Baked goods especially. You would not believe the amount of salt in a cake or a cookie. Watermelon is an especially good example of how much salt can make something better.

>> No.16046397

>>16046236
Cry myself to sleep again because I know she isn't real.

>> No.16046399

>>16046363
Ok makes sense, thanks

>>16046365
There is already a food supplement made from mana that Golems have gathered and it's said to taste bad so it's safe to assume that semen doesn't taste good unless it's straight from the tap

Maybe homemade ones from their husband's semen but that's about it

>> No.16046403

>>16046365
Well that depends. Just cum flavoring no, if you mean cumming on top of candy and then feeding it to them yes

>> No.16046409

Anon have you ever been to your Waifus habitat? Have you ever left offerings to her?

>> No.16046413

>>16046409
Her habitat is my house anon, It'd be weird if I never went there.

>> No.16046414

>>16046409
Been to a graveyard a handful of times, not for the express purpoe of waifu though. Offered my respects.

>> No.16046421

>>16046409
I've gone mountain climbing once.

>> No.16046423

>>16046409
We don't exactly have fox shrines around here.
There are foxes hanging around my hometown, but they're not exactly easy to track down.

>> No.16046428

>>16046409
Nope, never been anywhere near to where she lives.

>> No.16046433

>>16046423
>her hasn't purchased a personal fox shrine in his home to worship
>most of the anons here don't even have a shrine for their waifu anyway

Step up your game anons.

>> No.16046435

>>16046409
>Waifus habitat
>Lilim

Chernobyl?

>> No.16046436

>>16046409
Whenever someone makes anime real, I will be the first to visit my waifu.

>> No.16046443

>be squire traveling with female knight
>she's pretty and strong
>you two accomplish some pretty impressive feats together
>sent to clear out mansion of undead
>get all the way up to end, its a vampire
>get beaten
>vampire is impressed with knight, figures her a noble lady
>turns her into vampire
>she had feelings for you
>get a vampire waifu that skips past the master/slave thing straight into deredere territory
good end

>> No.16046445

>>16046435
No

>> No.16046447

>>16046433
I am rather low on material possessions for her.
My efforts are directed moreso at my image collection.

>> No.16046448

>>16046409
Nope, there aren't any underground caverns in my city
I plan to go one day though

I went on a date with my waifu to an above ground cavern but it was ruined by normies, I need to find the most creepy and dangerous cavern to make sure that doesn't happen again

>> No.16046452
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16046452

>this Halloween theme
It's a little less of a clusterfuck than last years I guess.

>> No.16046457

Alright, I've consolidated all my translations into a single pastebin. I realized I couldn't actually edit with a guest account, go figure, so I had to tie a name to it. I used my wiki name, as I have translated things with that account as well, like habitat/disposition/diet for some of the profiles.

The pastebin is here: http://pastebin.com/8J4DiJWQ

Setting up this pastebin was somehow cursed, and now I find myself needing to go to Radioshack for a new mouse and audio cable for my headphones.

>> No.16046462

>>16046448
>spoiler
you what

>> No.16046464

>>16046447
I don't like to admit it. But I keep a framed picture of my waifu at my desk.

>> No.16046465
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16046465

In case you and the missus haven't decided on tonight's movie, here's some suggestions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mab1Gksb3qw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgTS-vjbkn8

>> No.16046468

>>16046462
You don't go to caverns?

>> No.16046472

>>16046468
N-no? Why would I do that?

>> No.16046475

>>16046472
You know that feeling when you see a hole in the rock and think "damn, this hole, it's like it was made for me"?

>> No.16046477

>>16046475
Wurm-chan go home.

>> No.16046479

>>16046361
Does she have a name, Gazerfag? Or is she just 'Wife'?

>> No.16046480

>>16046443
Would she be the kind who rises an army of Ghouls to gain control of a city/country?

>>16046457
Thanks anon, much appreciated

>>16046475
Don't lewd the Gnomes plz

>> No.16046481

>>16046477
Wurm-chan is cranky because the stars still aren't right.

>> No.16046482

>>16046472
You're pretty weird. You should try it once.

>> No.16046483

>>16046457
Thanks for your hard work.

>> No.16046484

>>16046457
If requests are still open I'd like to see Pharaoh, Dhampir, or Wright.

>> No.16046486

>>16046477
>>16046480
What a sad state of affairs is this when one makes references to Enigma at Amigara Fault and people don't seem to get it.

>> No.16046493

>>16045724
If you're coming up with great ideas like that, I want to know what the rest of them are like.

>> No.16046497
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16046497

>>16046457
>Griffon: "For them, because the taste of a man's semen becomes more delicious proportionately to his desire, the more the man lusts after them, the more eagerly they will suck on him."

Many thanks for the sacrifices of your equipment anon. I guess even free translations have a price.

On another note, seems griffons will really like complements on how erotic they look, as it is evidence of how tasty the man is becoming.

>> No.16046512

>>16045586
>An Akaname and a Mucus toad competing in tonguejobs
>An anon who gets blasted by a pair of twin Basilisks

>> No.16046513

>>16046351
>>16046361
Cute as always!

>> No.16046520

>>16046484
To be clear, I'm always open to requests. It gives me an idea of which one to translate next. The last request was Hellhound so I'll be doing that next. I'd like to get it done today since, y'know, Halloween and all that. I might try to get Wight done the same day, too. Don't count on it, though.

>> No.16046540

I want to bully an Anubis by messing with her schedule

>> No.16046544

Do wurms know how cute they are? Do they abuse it?

>> No.16046545

>>16046540
But anon, she needs routine. She has a condition. I believe the medical term is "sticklerusrurerus-stickupasseus syndrome".

>> No.16046546

>>16046544
>Wurms
>knowing things

>> No.16046553

>>16046544
That's too sneaky, Wurms are straight-forward and honest.
>>16046546
Wurms know things in the biblical sense all the time.
This includes carrots.

>> No.16046560

>>16046545
I think it would be heart attack endusing cuteness when she gets flustered and confused when her plan doesn't go to plan. Poor dog, she just wants to have a schedule.

>> No.16046562

>>16046545
>"sticklerusrurerus-stickupasseus syndrome"
Anon, I believe you just made that up.

>> No.16046565

>>16046562
What, just because I didn't say "Hey everybody!" at the start of that sentence, I suddenly lack credentials?

>> No.16046568

>>16044170
Ehhhhh, you could just use some of the Lani doodles if you really need to put her in. Although her blowing a fudge-pop might fit the image to a "T is for Tyranny!".
As for a genuine GOOD picture of her, that would have to be later if and when Mari decides "I'll draw that crazy bum's OC because he asked somewhat nicely and I have nothing better to do at the moment".
That of course assuming she remembers at all.

Selly and Viccy could get art ASAP if you convinced the waifufags to put effort into paying drawfags to draw them.

>> No.16046570

>Deprive a Wurm of her candy
>Keep doing it until she goes berserk
>Send her to Order cities
>???
>just_as_planned.jpg

>> No.16046574

>>16046570
This is genius.

>> No.16046576

>>16046570
Isn't this how that one pocket dimension got invaded and that one OC Lilim ended up with a Wurm infestation?

>> No.16046583

Everyone be sure to refresh their browser for super awesome spoops!

>> No.16046585
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16046585

Hey kid, wanna play a card game?

>> No.16046588

>>16046585
Only if I can ride my motorcycle while we play.

>> No.16046597

>>16046576
No. Just a bunch of Wurms tore their way into her enclosed space and turned her haven of sweets into Rome with Wurms and mountains of cake.

>> No.16046601

>>16046597
>Rome with Wurms
Sounds depraved.

>> No.16046614

>>16046585
>D R A G O N S

>> No.16046615

>>16046540
7:00 - Wake up
7:05 - Wash, brush tail, and dress
7:35 - Breakfast
7̶:̶5̶0̶ ̶-̶ ̶L̶e̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶
7:50 - Go back to bed and cuddle husband
8̶:̶3̶0̶ ̶-̶ ̶A̶r̶r̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶,̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶p̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶
8:30 - Heavy petting and nuzzling with husband

>> No.16046616

>>16046601
> you will never be a poor farmer tending to his crops
> a new governor will never be installed for you to pay tribute to
> she will never demand an entire cake each day

>> No.16046618

>>16046597
>wurm booty
>nice weather
>cake

Sounds like heaven.

>> No.16046621

>>16046615
>getting back into bed with normal clothes on
reee

>> No.16046624

>>16046615
Too cute.

>> No.16046625

>>16046570
>Order manages to tame her by giving her candy to clam her down, first ever recorded successful contact by The Order with monsters because all they had to do was give her candy
>They start trying to get her to join them, somewhat, she's still a monster but hey, you just gotta give her candy and all is good
>Cue Order and Wurm going around hunting monsters not even the average monster likes, similar in concept to Hellboy
>After finding one magazine of it from God knows where, she refuses to be called anything but Hellwurm

>> No.16046626

>>16046601
It certainly is. Shotas smearing chocolate frosting on a Wurm's tummy, large feasts that later turn into orgies, putting chocolate on baklava; it's utter chaos and a true Rome all at once.
Lani tries to get rid of the Wurms, but they are too stubborn to leave. She tried getting her mother to help, but that just ended with her Mom and Dad having a picnic with a bunch of Wurmlings and not helping out at all.

>> No.16046627

>>16046621
All waifus need to wear comfu clothes on bed. This should be a rule everyone follows.

>> No.16046629

>>16046625
>clam her down

I should proofread better.

>> No.16046630

>>16046626
I wonder what my OC Lilim would do if she ran into a Wurm.
I might make that a story one day.

>> No.16046634

>>16046627
What defines comfy clothes though?

>> No.16046640

>>16046634
The fabled "only a single loose shirt with just one button buttoned up" dress

>> No.16046642

>>16046625
Hellwurm and her buddy Ada Sahupien?

>> No.16046643

>>16046621
But she looks positvely lovely in her work shirt, skirt and magical stockings. Plus unbuttoning her clothes and groping her through them is half the fun of the foreplay.

I guess if you want, we can alter the schedule slightly.

7:00 - Wake up
7̶:̶0̶5̶ ̶-̶ ̶W̶a̶s̶h̶,̶ ̶b̶r̶u̶s̶h̶ ̶t̶a̶i̶l̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶r̶e̶s̶s̶
7:05 - Wash, brush tail, and put on the enchanted negligee husband got you for Christmas
7:35 - Breakfast
7̶:̶5̶0̶ ̶-̶ ̶L̶e̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶
7:50 - Go back to bed and cuddle husband
8̶:̶3̶0̶ ̶-̶ ̶A̶r̶r̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶,̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶p̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶
8:30 - Heavy petting and nuzzling with husband

>> No.16046646

>>16046618
You can also eat as you please, without worrying about gaining weight or having your teeth rot. You can't get the 'beetus, but if you already have it the entire realm would be more like hell.

>> No.16046648

>>16046640
I'm not him, but what about nightgowns or cute pajamas? What about just underwear or even completely nude? What about the latex catsuits that my waifu and daughteru sometimes wear to bed? They find latex very comfy.

>> No.16046652

>>16046643
>enchanted negligee
Ooh, what would that be like?

>> No.16046656

>>16046640
>>16046648
Yeah, what kdf said.

>> No.16046658

>>16046648
>Anything but the loose shirt

Wanna know how I know you're a faggot?

>> No.16046660

>>16046545
That's called autism.
I should know I have it

>> No.16046661

>>16046627
Shouldn't it be her choice? I mean. I wouldn't mind cuddling a Anubis in office uniform. Or even, do role play with an Anubis

• Do role play with husband and have sweet sex[check]

>> No.16046664

>>16046658
I don't know anon, you seem awfully narrow-minded to me.

>> No.16046665
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16046665

AWOOOOO~

>> No.16046666

>>16046648
Those are comfy too, but completely nude is not.

Also, they only find latex comfy because you broke them.

>> No.16046668
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16046668

>you will never explore a set of ancient ruins
>you will never discover an incomplete Automaton that has slumbered there since the new Demon Lord came into power
>you will never accidently reawaken her after grabbing one of her massive simulacrum breasts
>a burst of Demonic energy will never clear all the dirt that built up on her over the years
>she will never grab you with her single functional right arm and force you into a kiss
Automatons are a beautiful monstergirl species.

>> No.16046669

>>16046664
GAYS NOT WELCOME

>> No.16046670

>>16046665
>off by one
Dagnabbit.
>>16046666
And now Super Satan quads were wasted on a post with no Hellspawn in it.

>> No.16046672

>>16046666
>Also, they only find latex comfy because you broke them.
No they don't Mega Satan, my waifu finds it comfy because she has a fetish for being all sweaty and latex really helps with that, and my daughteru finds it comfy because she has a similar fetish and she wants to be like her Mama.

>> No.16046675

>>16046665
HELLHOUNDS OF LONDON

>> No.16046676

>>16046652
+30 too seduce

>> No.16046679

>>16046479
ゲイザーちゃん。

>> No.16046680

>>16046672
>she has a fetish for being all sweaty
Broken beyond repair

>> No.16046682

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59731266
>mge tag
Is this an oppai devil?

>> No.16046685

>>16046562
It's a perfectly cromulent word to me. Next you'll be telling me there's no such thing as 'Bonus Eruptus'

>> No.16046689

>>16046668
That's nice, but we should always repair her first. No one needs a walking DE bomb.
Or worse, an automaton that can't feel love since whatever part that governs over that emotion is broken/missing.

>> No.16046690

>>16046665
I want a hellhound to step on my crotch.

>> No.16046693

>>16046680
You don't know anything anon, she has a fetish for being all sweaty because she got all sweaty the very first time we had sex. It was fairly soon after she monsterized and since dogs don't sweat, she got kinda overstimulated by all the new feelings and sensations so now she has a being-all-sweaty fetish.

>> No.16046694

>>16046630
Depends on which steelim.
Illassa/Ilia: compliment the Wurm and try to educate her like some mild mannered preschool teacher.
Selene: I honestly don't know about how she would work.
Victoria: The Wurm would call her a nerd when asked if she would aid in agricultural development to increase resources and habitable zones within her country.
CRUSHER: She would find her first real rival and dedicate herself to prepare Wurm to provide her with a glorious battle in the future.
Mari: Probably ignore her as her cat huffs paint.
Drewberry: Turn Wurm into a Dark Knight alongside her new hubby.
Lani: She would actually call them cute, since they remind her of alligators and crocodiles. Though she still hates how they infest her realm and won't leave.
QoH: Give her strawberry or violet highlights and turn her into the Jabberwurm.
BaphoComLil: Erased from history as Wurm denies her very existence.

>> No.16046695

>>16046689
>Or worse, an automaton that can't feel love since whatever part that governs over that emotion is broken/missing.
All Automatons feel love.

>> No.16046698

>>16046694
>mine wasn't listed
Gotta update the story this week. Last update wasn't put on the wordpress for whatever reason.

>> No.16046699

>>16046652
I'm working on one story with such a thing, with very interesting effects, but that'll be shown off later.

Other enchantmens could include things like self-heating, for really cozy, sexy nightwear during the cold season. Or a motive enchantment that lets the negligee move under its own power, to squeeze, hug and pull of its own volition. And the standard tactile aphrodesiac effect, where it feels supernaturally good whenever the fabric touches her skin or fur.
Those are all pretty expected effects, I think. But you could get more intersting and come up with things like a piece of negligee that has temporary transformation effects whenever its worn, turning the anubis into a silky, partial ittan hybrid.

What sort of other effects would you put on your anubis' negligee?

>> No.16046704

>>16046698
Ah.

Alp's Lilim: Wurm gets her tummy tickled.
DoppelLilim: Wurm spooks her from under a fridge, causing her to faint.

>> No.16046706

>>16046693
She's too far gone, anon. She'll have to be put down.

>> No.16046707

>>16046704
>Wurm gets her tummy tickled
I'm not saying you're wrong, but how did you reach this conclusion?

>> No.16046708

>>16046660
>Anubis always wants to stick to schedule
>Bad at expressing emotions
My god they do have autism

>> No.16046710

>>16046682
Looks like it. It's well drawn too but the veiny effect on her breasts is a bit offputting.

>> No.16046713

>>16046694
>Victoria: The Wurm would call her a nerd
no bully

>> No.16046714

>>16046648
KDF, you'll have to give me pointers on the sorts of nice clothes and costumes I can get an anubis to wear.

>> No.16046719

>>16046707
Alp + Wurm wrangling + cute idea = potato.

>> No.16046720

>>16046708
Please don't bully her. She just loves everything going to plan. And she cute when confused.

>> No.16046721

>>16046706
But I'm not even carrying her! That's silly, to think I'm always carrying my waifu wherever I go.

>>16046714
I'm no fashion designer anon. What are your tastes though?

>> No.16046724

>>16046719
>Wurm wrangling
Shame that never went anywhere.

>> No.16046725

>>16046721
>He doesn't carry his waifu everywhere

What a faggot

>> No.16046728

>>16046708
Liches are too, actually.
Autistic people in general would be the best mages due to how they work.
So that Wizard who turned you into a rabbit? Likely autistic.
That Lich who shuts herself off from the world and keeps reading as you pump her? Autistic.

>> No.16046732

>>16046351
>>16046361
took you long enough to brag. Surprised you went back on your word, too.
Now, what streams shall you beg in this week?

>> No.16046734

>>16046652
Probably >>16046676 and the natural properties of Weresheep wool.

>The deep, comfortable sleep induced by items using this wool can thoroughly restore fatigue and wake one up feeling refreshed even with only a short nap. If one gets solid sleep over a long period of time, upon awakening, one will feel even more refreshed; the body will feel lighter, almost as if one has been rejuvenated.

>> No.16046735

>>16046725
She has a full time job anon, there'd be nobody to care for our home or to welcome our daughteru home from school and fix her a snack if I were there carrying her all through work!

>> No.16046736

>>16046457
> Many of the pharaoh affected by apophis venom are not kings, but ordinary women
I don't understand this one. Does it mean there are non-regnant pharaohs? So pharaoh-type mgs, but not actually having the job of ruling a pyramid?
tfw no girl-next-door pharaoh waifu who only uses her Royal Command to get you to snuggle on the sofa

>> No.16046737

>>16046725
My waifu can fly, anon. There is no situation in which she would need carrying.

>> No.16046739

>>16046668
Give her a building simulator or a model kit

>> No.16046741

>>16046713
Wurms will bully as they please.
Only their liege, Chiquita Dragonforce, may tell them otherwise.

>> No.16046742

>>16046721
Well, I'm not really a latex kind of guy. More elegant and visually appealing in an arty kind of way.

>> No.16046745

>>16046734
An anubis being more naturally seductive even as she's falling asleep on her feet? Interesting.

>> No.16046746

>>16046724
Indeed.

>> No.16046747

>>16046736
Instead of ruling her kingdom, she just goes out and seduces men like regular monster girls.

>> No.16046748

>>16046741
Wurms shouldn't bully anyone! Much less Victoria of all people!

>> No.16046752
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16046752

>>16046739
Why that when I could make her like a knightly version of the Exia Repair?

>> No.16046753

>>16046746
Someone might have to pick up the idea for poor old Alp, eh? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

>> No.16046754

>>16046704
You also forgot mine!

>> No.16046756

Alrighty then chumparinos, it's time for everyone's favorite cocoahound, the Hellhound.

http://i.imgur.com/SZw0wDb.jpg

>一度彼女達に抑え込まれてしまえば,交わりから逃れる術はなく,その瞳の中で燃える獣欲のすべてを腰と共に男性へとぶつけ続ける事だろう。
"Once these girls have someone pinned down, one cannot hope to escape copulation, they will continue to slam their hips into the man as overwhelming lust burns within their eyes, or so it seems."

Hellhound is one of those girls I know is good, but I would never want to meet one in a dark alley if ya know what I mean. I don't appreciate people having power over me, so I just don't agree with her.

>>16046736
It's saying that many Pharaoh, once bitten by an Apophis, will stop acting like royalty and instead become mere "ordinary girls". In other words, instead of just telling a man to be her bitch, she goes out and dances and shit to lure one in, since she doesn't really rule the place anymore.

I guess a girl-next-door-esque Pharaoh is possible, since she's kind've out of the job and all.

>> No.16046758

>>16044882
I'm 10 hours late, but I'll do my duty: blue slime is love, simple girls are cute.

>> No.16046760

>>16046742
>Well, I'm not really a latex kind of guy.
Yes, I figured.
>More elegant and visually appealing in an arty kind of way.
I'm sorry to disappoint anon, when it comes to art and being artistic I'm quite plain and uninspired most of the time.

I do quite like the idea of a doctor Anubis though, maybe one with a semi-casual business suit under a white lab coat. She might also wear red-rimmed glasses and wear a stethoscope around her neck like a real doctor would.

>> No.16046762

>>16046753
No.
I might love Wurms but I have my own shit to do.
My shitty saga doesn't write itself.

>> No.16046764

>>16046754
Who?

>> No.16046768

>>16046756
I guess my thinking was that there can only be one girl with the JOB of Pharaoh, but there can be any number of pharaoh-type mgs, provided their parents do enough leglocking.

But if it just means that venomed pharaohs become sluts then fine.

>> No.16046773

>>16046732
lol you don't seem very holiday spirited, anon.
what word?
begging? what streams?

>> No.16046774

>>16046768
>there can only be one girl with the JOB of Pharaoh, but there can be any number of pharaoh-type mgs
Remember that pharaohs are undead. They're basically royal & empowered mummies.

>> No.16046775

>>16046768
Seeing that happen to a pharaoh would just be depressing. It's the same sort of circumstances which lead to a drug addict ruining their lives, except it's forced onto them by an apophis.

>> No.16046776
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16046776

Kitsunes are for drowning in semen

>> No.16046781

>>16046764
Eteri, the upside down Lilim.

>> No.16046783

>>16046774
I thought undead could breed in MGE-land.
And I know that's usually a candidate for headcanoning out the window with mamonobama but I kinda like it.
Because it'd be really fucking depressing to have a waifu you couldn't knock up.

>> No.16046785

>>16046775
This is more or less why I can't stand apophis.
I don't even like pharaohs that much.

>> No.16046789

>>16046776
Youko, not even once.

>> No.16046790

>>16046781
Literally who?

>> No.16046791

>>16046768
I don't know what country you're from, where "ordinary girls" = "sluts". The reality is more like her being forcefully evicted and just going "Fuck it, if I'm gonna live in lewdicus maximus, so be it". I imagine once she gets a husband to sate her suddenly heightened lust, then she just kinda goofs off like some NEET.

>> No.16046793

>>16046790
Literally my OC.

>> No.16046794

>>16046783
They can, because Fuck You It's Magic™.

>> No.16046796

>>16046775
> stuck-up 2gud4u haughty girl becomes easy belly-dancer
> "depressing"
You and I clearly have different definitions of that word, anon

>> No.16046797

>>16046756
>they will continue to slam their hips into the man as overwhelming lust burns within their eyes, or so it seems

I hope my pelvis can take it. Hellhounds aren't known for being soft like Titania or something.

>> No.16046804

>>16046756
>they will continue to slam their hips into the man as overwhelming lust burns within their eyes, or so it seems
And that's why I love rape hounds.

>> No.16046805

>>16046791
>I don't know what country you're from, where "ordinary girls" = "sluts".
Monstergirl Land.

>> No.16046812
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16046812

>>16046789
"Youkos" are for house chores?

>> No.16046816

>>16046768
>"GRAPED"
>A series of videos showing Pharaohs getting bitten by an Apophis
>Some of them involves a threesome with some "unfortunate" anon who caught their eye

Would you watch it?

>> No.16046820

>>16046812
>A Kikimora looms forebodingly around a nearby corner.

>> No.16046826

>>16046793
What's her character?

>> No.16046833

>>16046768
There are actually a fair number of ruling pharaohs as their civilization was vast and left many ruins, a number of which held sleeping pharaohs. When they awaken they restore the land around them but not the whole civilization, meaning that at present there are a number of different desert kingdoms ruled by different pharaohs (plus the ones various apophis took over, and the once abandoned kingdoms now ruled by Khepri Kings).

Course the pharaoh's daughters and daughters daughters wouldn't necessarily be rulers given how long pharaohs likely live and likely only one daughter would be the heir.

Still, I recall an earlier translation of that bonus art's caption that indicated the pharaoh in the art was once a ruling pharaoh, but now with the apophis in charge she became a dancing girl to seduce men.

>> No.16046834

>>16046773
>playing dumb

>> No.16046836

>>16046816
Are apophises are actually cuckqueens?
Because it really sounds like their fetish is drugging rich girls and then having their husbandos roughly dick them.
Which seems to fit the definition.

>> No.16046837

>>16046834
are you dressing up as a slime this halloween because you're pretty jelly lmao

>> No.16046838

>>16046837
Are you a wurm because you're pretty retarded there.
Also I'm not, why would I be?

>> No.16046842

>>16046836
No

>> No.16046853

>>16046812
Where are her ears?

>> No.16046854

>>16046812
More like pretending to do house chores as an excuse to ensnare master into lewdities.

>> No.16046856

>>16046826
Well, she is a really good listener and sees corruptioning as a way to save humans and their lands. Her targets are mostly poor villages and if you ask her nicely to not corrupt anything there is a small chance she really won't do it.

There is always a black-haired Ryu accompanying her and they like to have chat high up in the skies. It is said that if you bump into them she'll grant you the man/woman that you wish to be with.

She is also a WIP

>> No.16046858

>>16046694
>Victoria
>No mention of anyone getting shivved by paladins

what is this

>> No.16046864

>>16046836
Poisoned pharaohs end up spending a lot more time with their own husbands, the apophis takes the throne, ergo unless the apophis falls in love with the pharaoh's husband there is no sign she ever has sex with him.

>> No.16046865

>>16046732
Please partake in crossboarding shitposting elsewhere.

>> No.16046869

>>16046853
Hidden.
Foxes are naturals at shapeshifting and illusions.

>> No.16046873

>>16046869
Why would she hide them?
Those tufts are made to be pet.

>> No.16046882

>>16046856
>Ryu
You have my interest.

>> No.16046888

>>16046858
They were too busy eating breakfast and bashing in the skulls of heratics with books to shiv anyone.

>> No.16046896

>>16046694
>Jabber-Wurm
I'll take seven please.

>> No.16046906

>>16046838
Quoi

>> No.16046918 [SPOILER] 
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16046918

I just want to make Kuudere girls smile.

>> No.16046920

>>16046882
They fly around exploring and looking for human villages. Once they spot one that is in dire need of rain the Ryu gets on the offensive.
She descends from the skies like an angel to those people and makes an offer. They can have plenty of rains and fertile soils, but they might get a little corrupt in the process. The villagers accept most of the time since Ryus are seen as good gods.
At this point, she gets her rain dance going and summons a bunch of clouds. Eteri who is chilling up above uses her Lilim magic and gives them a good amount of mamono mana, corrupting the land and turning the small village into a demon one once the rain comes.

This is pretty much how my OC and her best friend work.

>> No.16046921

>>16046856
I think my steelim would be at odds with yours and her corruption.
How will she enjoy the local donuts or baked goods if the place turns into a brothel or low end cafeteria?

>Ryu
What's their purpose for being together?
Like for example: My steelim is good friends and traveling with a one eyed demon with an eyepatch. They became friends after the eyepatch girl was almost elected as the Queen of Succubi, despite her heavy protesting and outright stating that she doesn't want to even be the queen and only came to tell everyone that to their faces, by merely having the best ass.
After losing by just 1 vote, she ran into the little steelim and yada yada yada.

>> No.16046925

>>16046918
That smile is terrifying.

>> No.16046926

>>16046921
>>16046920

She likes country corrupted vegetables.

>> No.16046927

>>16046920
Are green demon realms an option?

>> No.16046936

>>16046926
>corrupted vegetables.
There's a demon realm potato that changes its shape depending on how the farmowner has sex with his wife.

>> No.16046938

>>16046927
Yep. You get farmland succubus and shit. She transforms those dead and brown villagens into alive green ones.

I swear she is a good girl.

>> No.16046940

>>16046938
>farmland succubus

Tell me more.

>> No.16046947

>>16046940
I don't really know how the places would look like after she corrupted them, but you could guess that the females from there would turn into succubuts and there would be some monster girls moving in due to the amount of lonely incubus workers. Holsts, Minos, Plant girls, and some Shirohebis too.

>>16046936
There would be lots of those growing over the place she corrupted then.

>> No.16046957
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>>16046938
Alright, you've got me on board.
Green realms a best.

>> No.16046964

>>16046957
It would be like that, but filled with monster girls.

I kinda like the idea of a wasteland being washed away by the rain and bringing life to a new greeny place. It's why I created my little Eteri and her cute friend.

>> No.16046970

>>16046926
So dick shaped turnips?

>> No.16046973

>>16046970
Big, strong, juicy carrots. The taste of sucess fills her with glee.

>> No.16046975

Personally I'd preferred to live in some sort of quasi-fantasy anime suburb on an island.

It's oddly specific yet vague.

>> No.16046980
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>>16046957
Yep

>> No.16046986

>>16046964
There would also be some anons with a Weresheep waifu who makes a living from the clothes made from weresheep wool.

>> No.16046997

>>16046986
Damn right there would be. Maybe even some spiders there helping too.

It's not really anything new in the places she corrupt. Sure, the food might be extra good and the ladies might be extra lustful because she is a Lilim, but it would just be like a powered up version of green realms.

I need to mess with her a little bit more, see if I can come up with something more interesting.

>> No.16047027

Sup, Brohannibals. Since the Hellhounds profile was surprisingly easy to translate, and also since it's Halloween, I happened to have time for another translation. This time it's the Wight.

http://i.imgur.com/ncaF06U.jpg

>彼女達は白濁に塗れる姿であっても優雅な気品を失わない。魔力を纏う手淫は触れているだけでも,男性器を吸い上げるかの様な快楽をうみだす。
"They will not lose their graceful elegance even if their dress were to be covered in cloudiness. If they were to give a handjob with their hands clad in magical energy, it creates a pleasure as if the man's penis is being sucked up."

In this case, "Sucked up" can also be translated as "pumped out", "drawn in", "absorbed", "extracted", "siphoned out", etc. Not sure which is most fitting.
I may as well note that in D&D, Wights are notorious for having a draining touch that can suck up people's XP, making them quite hated by many a PC. In this case, their touch, alone, can suck spirit energy right out. And since 'spirit energy' and 'semen' are basically interchangeable here, I think you know where I'm going with this.

>> No.16047030

>>16047027
Wights' handjobs are scary.

>> No.16047038

>>16047027
>your yuge Paladin-Wight will never have her way with you after resurrecting

>> No.16047039
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16047039

Is anybody dressing up for tonight?
What would your waifu and daughterus dress up as?

>> No.16047044
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I love my wife.
It's been a month I'm super happy this finally came in.
With this and everything else, this Halloween is pretty wonderful.

>> No.16047045

>>16047039
Waifu is dressing as a knight and daughteru as a venus flytrap. I'll go to class because there is no halloween here. I hope they get lots of candies for me.

>> No.16047046

>>16044267
>>16044272
>Two dream posts
You guys are the reason why I had a strange dream of a moonlit field of flowers and a robed woman with a scythe singing to me

>> No.16047047

>>16047039
I'd dressing up in the most terrifying thing possible. My birthday suit since I'm staying at home.

>> No.16047051

>>16047044
Pardon the pun, but...

That eye is mesmerizing.

>> No.16047058

>>16047044
That's some gorgeous scenery.

>> No.16047063

>>16047051
I'm always mesmerized.
>>16047058
She's a gorgeous girl.

>> No.16047065

>>16047046
Is your waifu a nightmare?
Otherwise death might be trying to get in your pants.

>> No.16047070

>>16047027
>their touch, alone, can suck spirit energy right out

Does this mean she can drain my energy via a kiss too?

>> No.16047071

>>16047039
I'm going as Han Solo and my aunt has a Princess Leia costume. Going to a company party with all of her coworkers. She's so excited to show off 'her boyfriend' to everyone.

>> No.16047074

How does one search by ratings in gelbooru? Is there a way to search just in safe pictures or questionable pictures or so on?

>> No.16047083

>>16047065
I like to think my #1 or #2 waifu is a Shoggoth or Wight, but that wouldn't surprise me since More times than not my vanilla greentexts are Nightmares since I just can't hate the dream horses.

>> No.16047087

>thinking ways of how a vampfu would make anons have fear boners
>imagination juices died long ago

help...

>> No.16047088

>>16047074
Rating:s
(Or q, or e)

>> No.16047090
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>open up /jp/
>immediately get spooked

Jesus fucking christ.

>> No.16047094

>>16047090
I can get her some milk that could help her.

>> No.16047095

>>16047070
After looking through my monster manual, it doesn't mention anywhere that it needs to be hands. Any touch will do.

>> No.16047097

>>16047027
The facial expression in that image is great, wights are the best.

>> No.16047098

>>16047090
Soraka is nice and all, but I would mating press the shit out of Lux for so many reasons.

>> No.16047100

>>16047095
Sweet.

>> No.16047103
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>>16047098
>Wanting a literal thin mint like Lux

Jeeze anon, how can you expect her to have healthy children with a tiny body like that?

>> No.16047111

>>16047090
>>16047098

>no shyvana posters here

i cry

>> No.16047117
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Dark elf speed writing: http://pastebin.com/NRJ7sY7u

Warning: contains footjobs.

Halloween story will come up when the sun goes down.

>> No.16047119

>>16047111
Go away Saint, nobody likes Shyv.

Nami and Soraka a best waifu.

Would still crush that Ahri puss though.

>> No.16047124
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>>16047087
>He doesn't know how to make a vampfu scary
In all seriousness, it really depends on her personality and what you ultimately want to do with the sex scene. Is he scared for his life? Is he terrified of her or is she just joshing him with some scary wife RP? This all needs to be taken into account to make it work, at least to me.

Some things you can do to turn some of the stereotypes on their heads though to make him more afraid of her is

- Ability to walk in sunlight; This was started by the movie Nosferatu in 1922, and is usually only mentioned thereafter. I believe it may have also existed in Romanian folklore, since they usually had muddy grey skin that, iirc.

- Her fangs and what she's going to do with them; Let's be honest, if you're popping wood to a vampire plunging her fangs into your carotid and sucking out your life blood you're a degenerate. Don't/Do be a degenerate with it. The fear of losing's one life is often times a good way to motivate a fear boner.

- Her strength compared to his, physically

- Her powers; We're talking transmutation into mist, control of nocturnal animals like bats, rodents, etc. If you want to be EXTREME like Bram Stoker you could give her the ability to manipulate the weather to some degree of success. Hypnosis is a dead given, though.

- Her moral compass and age; Is she freshly turned and doesn't know how her powers work, or is she an ancient vampire who remembers when they used to suck blood and not dicks in MGE, and has no qualms about purging people?

I'd ask you to take all this into consideration before you move forward with it, just as an opinion, mind. Loss of control and dominance in sex is also pretty vexing for a man, as well as stimulating body parts he normally doesn't have stimulated (i.e. the perineum and prostate come to mind, nipples are also questionable and by-the-man basis, what is your fetish isn't necessarily other peoples'). I hope that helped you.

I was going to shitpost with a picture of Loki but that'd be a bit too obvious.

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>>16047044
Great pic m8. I'm still not sure are you absolute madman or based but kudos to you

>> No.16047137

>>16047103
Bitch please. My jizz is the nectar of the gods. Any child o' mine is destined to be the fucking epitome of perfect health. And even in the bizarre and outlandish happenstance that such an inevitability does not occur, I can always just whip that little shit into shape the old fashioned way. Regardless, Lux's pelvis will be thoroughly pulverized.

>> No.16047146

>>16047124
this is....good! too good in fact for a simpleton like me, will read this over and over until i can path up the best scenarios

>> No.16047147
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>>16047119
>Thinking only Saint likes Shyv
I'd woo her with my non-boosted Smites and then get my dick burned hotter than a Lava Golem's touch. Shyvana and Sejuani will always be my waifus for League.

>> No.16047148

>>16047117
YES
E
S

>> No.16047149

>>16047044
Do you have gazer dakis?

>> No.16047151
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Why are good girl Elves so seductive? It's like they were literally purpose-built to be bred.

>> No.16047154

>>16047146
Well, let me correct myself. Nosferatu started the whole "They burn in sunlight" trope. Dracula never had a problem with sunlight but in most media it's the fledglings that burn, not the adults or elders.

>> No.16047169

>>16047136
thank
>>16047149
Designs, yes.
Going to probably commission more in a few months because I like them
I don't know about getting anything printed in the foreseeable future, I can only ask my roommate to put up with so much. Dunno if he'd like to be 'that guy whose roommate has an anime girl pillow ew'
Eventually, though.

>> No.16047176

For Halloween I'm going to find a Jiangshi and put an ofuda that reads "Wife" on her face and see what happens!

>> No.16047182

>>16047169
Have you posted daki designs? I don't remember them

>> No.16047185

>>16047176
Well, she dresses up as a wife and acts like one, isn't it obvious?

>> No.16047192

>>16047117
The world needs more monster footjobs and you are doing us all a favor. Thank you

>> No.16047193

>>16047124
There was a string of greentexts that show a vampire that keeps breaking her husband's stereotype expectations of her i.e.

>vampires are afraid of water!
>she wades through a stream to get to where he is

something like that

>> No.16047203

>>16046980
Gonna pat that sheep.

>> No.16047206

>>16047117
>willing roleplay with dark elf waifu
my heart and dick thank you

>> No.16047209

>>16047182
The artist is doing a bit more work on it still but he's busy with school so it might be a while.
There's a version on my twitter with the meme censor thing.
If twitter isn't really your thing though; http://a.pomf.cat/madcgg.jpg

>> No.16047212

>>16047176
Mind controlling girls into being your wife is rape, anon. You wouldn't like it if a Mindflayer turned you into her husband against your will, would you?

>> No.16047216

Himedere alices!

>> No.16047217

>>16047176
You gotta specify man otherwise she'll be everyone's wife. It's like wishes or programming, unless you lay out the exact conditions, it will backfire.

>> No.16047218

>>16047039
Yetis dressing up as a white horn, arguing over who wears the coat and who is the ass end

>> No.16047220

>>16047217
>everyone's wife
Hot. I'm last in line.

>> No.16047222

>>16047220
Go away

>> No.16047224

>>16047039
My Kakuen wife is gonna dress up as Dr. Zaius.

>> No.16047233

>>16047044
Who did it, and how much

>> No.16047237

>>16047233
$45 from http://daikazoku63.deviantart.com/

>> No.16047244

>>16047237
I aim to be almost like you.

I'm still a little jelly that you got two deliveries.

>> No.16047249 [SPOILER] 
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On a scale of 0-Spooked how scared would you be if you turned around and saw a Jinko or Dire Werecat looking at you doing this?

>> No.16047252

>>16047212
But what if the ofuda doesn't work and she does it as part of her master plan?

>> No.16047254

>>16047249
0. I would go full slut and do the same.

>> No.16047261

>>16047249
The answer is obvious, I proceed to alpha strike with a tackle.

>> No.16047262

>>16047252
It's still creepy to even try, unless you know in advance it won't work.

>> No.16047264

>>16047254
>Not terrified of an 8 foot tall muscle tiger ready to pounce full force

Well you're a braver man than I.

Or dumber.

Could go either way really.

>> No.16047268

>>16047264
I'm just a slut, Anon.

>> No.16047269

>>16046236
I'm playing arkham knight. Alone. Again.

>> No.16047270

>>16047244
Don't be too like me, I spend way too much money and it actually hurts my health.
Two, but that's it for the past three weeks, anon.
Fortune will find you too eventually. I hope misfortune does not.

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>>16047249
I'd counterattack pre-emptively.

>> No.16047277

>>16046236
I''ll be at work. Other than that nothing much.

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>>16046797
Hellhounds have a good sense when a man can't take it anymore. While they're known for being rough, they don't cause any pain and don't treat their men carelessly.

Ushi-Oni or something similiar is more likely to crush your pelvis into powder.

>> No.16047286

>>16046236
so far i've spent most of the day splatting rats on vermintide and chances are ill keep doing it because i cant think of anything else to play

>> No.16047287

>>16047270
Ah, really? Well, I don't plan on commissioning too much since I don't have that many ideas and I don't like wasting too much.

But ehh, for now I'll just go around requesting my Dragon sitting on top of a candy hoard.

>> No.16047290

>>16047286
I'm going to seduce rat-ogre chan!

>> No.16047295

>>16047249
-10. I'd already be undressed from the waist down and telling her that it needs more V.

>> No.16047298

>>16047249
Start running.

Let the chase begin.

>> No.16047303

>>16047298
You fool!

>> No.16047307

>>16047298
>trying to outrun a cat

Good luck anon

>> No.16047308

>Halloween without my Anubis waifu

Why have you forsaken me? Why must I feel this suffering?

>> No.16047314

>>16047283
That explains why Hellhounds are loved here

>> No.16047315

>>16047287
Yeah commissions get kind of addicting, be careful if you ever go down that road. Trying to pace myself lately though.

And your ideas are cute, I wish you luck with them.

bit of advice;
So the key is to not really expect to get anything, right.
If you start expecting things you'll end up disappointed and sad if you don't get anything and that's the first step to being an entitled idiot who shitposts all day like half the people there seem to have become.

Just request pictures of your love and be pleasantly surprised when you get a nice thing, and always take it easy. Other boards are generally missing that attitude.

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>> No.16047333

>>16047315
Thanks, I'm definetely not going to talk shit if I don't get anything. It's like playing a lottery after all, if I don't win I'll just praise the one who won and keep moving on.

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>>16047224

>> No.16047350

>>16047273
Why is that poor thing's cheek red? Did someone slap her?

>> No.16047353

>>16047350
She got some sick burns.

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>>16047283
>Ushi-Oni or something similiar is more likely to crush your pelvis into powder.
is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>> No.16047365

>>16047290
There's only two fools I know who would try to romance a Skaven

>> No.16047368

>>16047345
I was sure I'd written a Dr. Zaia greentext, but I can't find it on warosu. Maybe it was all a dream...?

>> No.16047371

>>16047365
She's going to be the cutest ROUS in the land!

>> No.16047372

>>16047365
at least its a rat-ogre so its dumb as shit and wont backstab you like every other skaven would

>> No.16047373

>>16047283
Isn't one of the powers of MAMAMO MANA that sex doesn't cause any physical damage even in extreme cases? Like how sex with faeries works

>> No.16047377

>>16047333
That's the best way to go about it.
Good luck, man.

>> No.16047378

>>16047372
She's also going to have all the muscles, huge tits, and the best cuddles in the warren.

>> No.16047379

>>16047372
>Not wanting to get into a backstab/trickery war against a paranoid Grey Seer waifu

>> No.16047382

>>16047373
Well no major injuries at least, we do know some soreness and fatigue can result since soothing that is one of the functions of the spas available in Monster Realms.

>> No.16047389

>>16047379
im not even sure how their backstabbery assholery would even work in a MG setting outside of constantly sabotaging each other to get a man
>they all spend so long fucking each other over by the time one wins the guy has escaped

>> No.16047390

>You suddenly find yourself in an old mansion. No idea how it happened, but this place is pretty damn snazzy
>Fuckin' spooked out of your ass by sudden bats
>Don't think much of it, at least not until those perfectly coordinated bats suddenly merge right in front of you
>The new creature suddenly reaches out and wraps it's arms around you
>"So you're finally awake. Good. I do so enjoy when the blood is lively"
>Finally catching up to the monstrous speed of her advance, you see that it's not just some creature, but one hella shapely woman
>Before you can even utter a word, sharp teeth are suddenly driven into your neck
>Panic and pain immediately hits you
>She is very close, and the smell of her hair fills your nose
>Struggle and push, but her strength is downright inhuman
>Go limp in her iron embrace as your strength is completely sucked right out of you
>She drops you to your knees without ever stopping
>Being held even tighter, her ample tits are squishing up against you
>The slight semblance of a boner begins to form, as your vision goes hazy, and your heart slows down
>Fall limp on your back like a wet noodle when she finally lets go
>Everything is a haze, your heart keeps skipping beats
>Random periods of time where sound just stops, and everything goes black
>You're totally conscious, and yet there are periods of only nothingness
>Overwhelming fear grips your heart, panic seizing your body in an attempt to induce shock, but lacking the energy to even convulse
>Your whole body is numb and cold. The room is nothing but a foggy haze of flashing memories
>Suddenly you feel a part of your body wrapped in total warmth. Soft, wet, blissful warmth
>The sensation is overwhelming, and your every single nerve focuses entirely on that warmth
>Amidst your hazy vision, a face suddenly appears in front of you
>Despite how blurry everything is, those bright red, predatory eyes that stare into your very soul are crystal clear
>Before the throes of shock finally destroy your heart, more warmth touches your lips, and invades your mouth
>You feel the vibrations of intense moans reverberating down your throat
>With your heart slightly soothed, the warmth from before becomes all-encompassing
>You feel her atop you, straddling you. You only just now realize she is wearing nothing at all
>You also realize that you have gone diamonds, and are already balls deep within her
>She pumps your dick more aggressively, as if to suck every drop of life from your body all over again
>The feeling of every nerve desperately fixating on her soft interior immediately brings you to the edge
>She grins knowingly as your eyes roll back and rope after rope of thick cum shoot deep into her womb
>Your once cold body is enveloped by the absolute warmth of afterglow, shortly before your consciousness fades

First "story" I've ever actually written. Tell me if it's shit. Or not "fearboner" enough.

>> No.16047391

>>16047308
Don't worry. We're all going to make it.

>> No.16047397

>>16047345
>>16047224
>tfw we'll never get a Kakuen image in a M for Monkey outfit for Halloween

Damn, I wish I had thought of this a week ago so I could fish for artists with green text stories.

Or even a Agent Honeydew uniform that shit was nice too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6VK3Su3SkM

>> No.16047399

>>16047391
That sounds like a death flag anon.

>> No.16047415

>>16047372
Do you think that a Rat-ogre would be selfconcious that she wasn't as cute as the other skaven girls?

>> No.16047420

>>16047399
Suicide won't get you your waifu.

>> No.16047423
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>>16047390
Wights are lovely creatures.

>> No.16047424

>>16047420
You don't know that.

>> No.16047425

>>16047423
She was a Vampire, Anon.

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>>16047425
Oh fug I need more sleep then.
Wights and Vamps are lovely creatures either way.

>> No.16047451

>>16047435
I only knew that because I'm the idiot who gave him the advice, I think.

>> No.16047474

>>16047424
How can somebody be rewarded for cutting in the queue.

>> No.16047524

How do I unskeletonise 4chan? The festivity is nice, but this colour scheme makes reading a pain.

>> No.16047526

>>16047451
Nobody gave me any advice. I just saw people talking about fearboners and Vampires and it just came to me.

I don't see how it's that confusing, though, considering there are bats and fangs.

>> No.16047529

>>16047474
It's a luck a thing.

>> No.16047543

>>16047529
What?

>> No.16047549

>>16047397
Either way it's a skin-tight bodysuit, so it sounds good.

>> No.16047589

>>16047543
There is a small chance to meet your waifu after you kill yourself.

>> No.16047594

>>16047435
>tfw can't decide if black or blonde hair is better for vamps

>> No.16047597

>>16047589
Not really anon. If you've cut infront of everyone else waiting. Then why should somebody be rewarded? What have they done to deserve it? Damn, this is a good question. What have any of us done to deserve out Waifus?

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>>16047594
White hair is.

>> No.16047599

>>16047594
Black for modest vampires, blonde for haughty ones.>>16047597

>> No.16047605

>>16047598
I think I probably couldn't handle a vampire. Everytime they drink blood I would freak out and probably faint if she tried drinking mine.

>> No.16047611

>>16047597
Didn't mean to do that second reply.

But hey, I've done more good than bad, so maybe if I keep up I'll get waifus.

>> No.16047612

>>16047605
But she makes sure it feels good anon

She also feels good when she bites you too

>> No.16047621

>>16047612
Not him, but even if she made it feel good I would still be hesitant before she sunk her fangs. It's like normal blood exams.

>> No.16047628

>>16047605
She'll hold you close and her hands around your body.

>> No.16047635

>>16047612
>>16047628
But I don't want her drinking my blood. I need that and blood makes me feel light headed. Can't she understand that?

>> No.16047637

>>16047635
Monster mojo will help the light-headedness thing.

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>>16047598
Patrician taste: The post

>> No.16047643

>>16046236
>be incredibly angry at myself for not finishing any halloween drawing
>wish that one short greentext i wrote a while back actually happens
>cry myself to sleep
>hopefully dream of my waifu

>> No.16047644

>>16047308
>Anubis
Nice another man of good taste

I've had this disgusting and terrible thought in my head for awhile now. And I keep trying to not think about it. What if an Anubis got corrupted by 3D women and decided to fuck her male boss instead of me? Moral of the story. Monster girls must be, at all costs, protected from the 3D world.

>> No.16047656

>>16047644
Cuck.

>> No.16047660

>>16047644
Purge that thought from your mind, Anon.

>> No.16047667

>>16047660
I'm trying my best.

>> No.16047673

>>16047656
Please don't think I like it. I don't it makes me want to bang my head against the wall when it comes to my mind. I hate it.

>> No.16047674

Do the Japanese even celebrate Halloween?

>> No.16047679

>>16047673
Oh it's too late now, I'm going to call you a cuckold for the rest of the day now.

>> No.16047689

>>16047674
They do have an autumnal celebration, if I recall correctly. It just isn't Halloween. I think they enjoy the novelty of the western spooky day, though, given that manga series usually have some reference to it injected into them this time of year.

>> No.16047697

Today is the day, After many mamono you are finally outside Draculina's throne room with Alicard. You can see her cheeks are crimson red and a little bit of drool coming out of her mouth.

You open the door, whip ready and walk in, only to see Draculina and Miss Reaper laying on the bed naked. Lady Death gets up and strips Alicard of her clothing and gear and gives you two options Let them all punish you or you punish all three with your whip.

>> No.16047707

>>16042538
Thicc =/= obese

>> No.16047708

>>16047679
Please no bully. I need help not bully.

>> No.16047709

>>16047697
This is too weird, I take the third option where I go home.

>> No.16047710

>>16047697
This is the most MGE Wiki shit I've read all week. And I was reading the MGE Wiki this week.

>> No.16047711

>>16047697
I definitely deserve the punishment. I don't want them to hold back.

>> No.16047713

>>16047708
I'll bully you as much as I want for having bad taste.

>> No.16047715

>>16047697
Wat

>> No.16047718

>>16047713
What? Bad taste in waifu? That's mean anon. You can't go around saying that. You'll make somebody upset.

>> No.16047720

>>16047718
You are a cuckold and you do not deserve to be happy.

Your waifu a shit and so are you.

>> No.16047725

>>16047667
You're not trying hard enough. Otherwise you'd know anubi wouldn't be corrupted by 3d girls.
3d girls gossip and go out drinking and invest in fashion. They use Whatsbook and Faceapp and Twinder.

By comparison, the anubis coworker doesn't gossip and drink. She goes home and unwinds at her desk, building models and circuits, posting on tech web-communities and chatting with her few good friends who pretty much share her interests.
She thinks all that social media is just a waste of time, which you should know makes it all abhorrent to her for that reason. And she doesn't care about fashion. She buys practical clothes that look nice on her, and keeps herself well-groomed every day.

To put it simply: Anubis Coworker Wants a Quiet Life.

>> No.16047729
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16047729

Milfccubus

>> No.16047730

>>16047729
T I T T I E S

>> No.16047731

>>16047729
>Kloah
No.

>> No.16047734

>>16047731
>Kloah
Yes

>> No.16047735

>>16047734
No.

>> No.16047737

>>16047729
Goddamnit Anon, I can't hand out candy to trick or treaters with a boner.

>> No.16047738

>>16047735
Yes

>> No.16047741

>>16047725
>Anubis Coworker Wants a Quiet Life.
I'm scared of that Anubis.

>> No.16047742

>>16047720
You should be nice. Nice people get their Waifus. And at the moment you're making another person upset.

>>16047725
I know. And thanks for the closure. But it's just the thought. Lingering in my mind. And as much as I try to get it out. It won't go away. I just got to stop thinking about it.

>> No.16047746

>>16047737
>He doesn't want to hand out candy to costumed children while having a boner

Weak.

>> No.16047755

>>16047746
No it just can't be like Halloween three years ago when the police were involved.

>> No.16047756

>>16047742
Good thing I don't have a waifu.

You want to watch your wife get fucked by another man, shame on you.

>> No.16047763

>>16047756
That's probably why you're like this. You're jealous of a man who's happy. Why don't you have a waifu anon? Why? Don't you want someone to cuddle in this cold autumn weather?

>> No.16047766

>>16047742
Here is what you do, Anon. Imagine your Nunub on a date with you, do cute stuff with her and remember why you love her.

>> No.16047768

>>16047756
>Criticizing others for tastes they don't have
>He doesn't even have a waifu
'Ey boiz, getta load of dis faggot.

>> No.16047770

>>16047763
I can keep myself warm, thank you very much.

>> No.16047771

>>16047766
Make sure this date is scheduled. You REALLY wanna make sure it's scheduled. But thanks anon.

>> No.16047773

>>16047770
>this delusion
You poor, poor child. You still don't learn. Get yourself a waifu. A laifu without a waifu is not a very nice laifu.

>> No.16047778

>>16047773
No thanks, I've been fine on my own so far.

This way, when nothing happens during 2017 I won't be disappointed and can freely laugh at everyone who believed in meeting their waifus.

>> No.16047781

>>16047778
It's funny because you think you're over the rest and can't even realize no one is serious.

>> No.16047787

>>16047778
You're going to be left behind. You're going to be sorry and sad when it happens. You're going to regret everything you say.

>> No.16047788

>>16047781
>no one is serious

Speak for yourself.

>> No.16047791

>>16047594
black haired vampfu with pearly skin and deep red eyes

bonus points if one fang slips out of her lips

sadly black haired vampfus art is rare

>> No.16047792

>>16047771
Oh yeah I forgot she was a scheduledog. But the date needs to be so nice that you'll remember why she is YOUR waifu and give some more reason to love her.

>> No.16047794

>>16047781
You doubt the delusions of waifufags, especially ones like Miiafag and Gazerfag

>>16047787
It's never going to happen mate.

>> No.16047800

>>16047781
>no one is serious

Y-Yeah... Yeah... Me and you both brother. Am I right?

>> No.16047803

>>16047794
>You doubt the delusions of waifufags
I'm a waifufag too.

>> No.16047807

>>16047794
>it's never going to happen mate

Proove it. You can't say 100% it won't happen.

>> No.16047810

>>16047781
>no one is serious
Oh you poor naive anon.

>> No.16047812

>>16047800
You sure are, buddy.

Wanna talk about waifus?

>> No.16047816

>>16047807
Because monster girls aren't real and never will be real.

At best the only thing that will happen during 2017 is actual monsters coming out of a portal and spreading across the planet.

>> No.16047818

Would you a lamia dullahan?

>> No.16047821

So do you or do you not give candy to Witches and baphomets who are adults?

>> No.16047823

>>16047812
Mine is cute fluffy and I love her. Yours?

>> No.16047826

>>16047821
You give them cum candies.

>> No.16047827

>>16047821
You do not.

>> No.16047829

>>16047816
>Because monster girls aren't real and never will be real.

You can't prove that and still haven't provided proof.

>> No.16047830

>>16047818
That would look very strange. A headless snek?

>> No.16047832

>>16047823
Mine is scaled and rough. I love to cuddle and nuzzle her.

>> No.16047842

>>16047829
Monster girls are made purely to jerk off to.

They're as real the "patriarchy"

>> No.16047844

>>16047832
Is it a dragon? What kind?

>> No.16047849

>>16047842
I can see as far as the horizon. And as small as a grain of sand. Yet still, I see no proof.

>> No.16047850

>>16047821
No, they get a rock.

>> No.16047855

>>16047826
I thought we decided earlier that cum candy was a nasty idea.

>> No.16047857

>>16047844
You got that right. She is a balck dragon with gradient orange hair, also known as Sunset Dragon

>> No.16047865

I wish I could be a better writefag for you guys, so here's a free dad rock song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZq3i94mSsQ

>> No.16047866

>>16047781
It has to happen.

>> No.16047878

>>16047857
She sounds very nice. I hope you have a happy marriage together in 2017

>> No.16047882

who would win in a wrestling match between a wurm and a dragon?

>> No.16047884

>>16047882
Dragon im guessing. Wurms are strong no doubt, but rare and powerful as dragons are im going to say they're stronger.
Also I think dragons can turn into full sized dragons so theres that.

>> No.16047887

>>16047855
This. The MGs prefer cum straight from the source.

>> No.16047889

>>16047882
I have to a say a wurm. Just because of her ability to use extreme brute force if she so pleases. But if the prize is a man. We're talking a different story.

>> No.16047891

If by coincidence something strange happens in 2017 (CERN or space related) the thread will go fanatic.

>> No.16047892

>>16047878
She better prepare for our reunion because I'm going to hug her so hard

What about yours? I'm guessing either Anubis or Hellhound

>> No.16047893

>>16047865
Thanks anon. Just keep up the writing and you'll get there one day.

>> No.16047894

>>16047741
Every morning, she wakes up at precisely 7:00AM. She spends 15 minutes stretching, exercising and performing yoga. She will shower, wash and dry for 10 minutes, and spends 5 minutes brushing her tail and body fur.
Rather than let the furs fall, she brushes herself on a plastic tarp, which she ties up and stores after recording the mass of her shed fur on a precise weighing scale. If her fur loss that day is over 20% higher than the past average for that given month, then she knows that she must take better care of her health and make sure not to stress herself.
Afterwards, she will spend 20 minutes eating a balanced breakfast. She never eats cereal with chocolate or an abundance of sugar in it, but will treat herself to pancakes with syrup or strawberries and cream occasionally.

She leaves home at 7:55 at the latest, and walks to work, taking the longer riverside path to avoid traffic and exhaust fumes. The walk is calming.

Upon returning home by 18:00 at the latest, she will make dinner and unwind with her hobbies until 22:00. Then, she will stretch and exercise again, with a focus on aerobic exercise rather than bodyweight strength training. This lasts for half an hour, and will be followed by a brief 5 minute shower. After that and a warm glass of milk, she will have no trouble falling asleep by 23:00 for a full 8 hour's sleep.

She does not like conflict and does not wish to make enemies of anyone. However, if she were to get in a fight, or if somebody disrupted the organised peace of her life, then, no matter the person involved, even if it were a lilim, she would not lose.

>> No.16047906

>>16047894
What about against a boy with nice hair?

>> No.16047907

>>16047892
You guessed right anon. She's a fairly regular Anubis. I can't really think of a better girl than they described in the Encyclopaedia. I'm going to marry her some day. I just know it. Any other anons out there want to get in on our little waifu discussion club?

>> No.16047908

>>16047893
I haven't written for over a year, and I can't muster the drive, so I figure some dad rock will help soothe the thread.

>> No.16047909

>>16047742
We all have intrusive thoughts, Anon. Well, at least, many people do. The important thing is that you know they're bad, then it doesn't really matter.

>> No.16047912

>>16047908
C-captin america?

>> No.16047916

>>16047912
He doesn't write for here anymore.

>> No.16047917

>>16047894
I wonder how this schedule would change if she has a husband?

>> No.16047918

>>16047892
>>16047907
I've already talked about my punk rock loving Hellhound waifu in earlier threads. So let's talk about something else; Where did you meet your waifu?

>> No.16047925

>>16047865
Just like my real dad.
>sorry I missed your birthday, here's a Led Zeppelin vinyl

>> No.16047928

>>16047918
I have a lot of setting and a lot of ways of meeting her. One in high school, middle school, one where she is an evil dragon, good one, sad, happy. There are also ones where she finds me.

>> No.16047932
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>>16047791
The closest I can think of are Dragon's Crown vampires. Too bad their eyes are empty

>> No.16047935

>>16047932
I like the empty eyes as a detail. Really drives home how inhuman they are.

>> No.16047945

>>16047918
I'd like to think I'm a co-worker of an Anubis.[Spoiler]But this is quite unrealistic since I'd never get as good of a job as an Anubis. So I guess I'd like to keep it random. Which is weird since Anubi like to plan everything. Now I think about it the bad thoughts are coming back again. This time being "I'm not meant for her, we don't have anything in common". I'm starting to get upset.

For fucks sake. My stupid fuckinf brain and its spontaneous crappy ideas

>> No.16047949

>>16047635
She'd have to take a fair amount of blood for you to get light headed, unless there is something wrong with your health.

>> No.16047950

>>16047945
And I even manage to fuck that up. Really not my day.

>> No.16047953

>>16047918
It's a summoned to another world trope. Except whoever was responsible miscalculated the height so I ended up crashing through the skylight of a wight's manor.

The Wight feeds me a mushroom, it was the best meal I've had in a long time.

Later she revealed it made me half-dead so I have no choice but to be with her.

>> No.16047955

>>16047949
It's just the thought of blood and blood vessels and such. Makes me feel really uncomfortable.

>> No.16047958

>>16047945
Goddamn Anon. You are in serious need of your Anubutt saying how much she loves you. You are making her sad you know?

>> No.16047959

>>16047907
>>16047844
>Is it a meme girl?
>Yes how did you guess. Is yours a meme girl?
>Yes. How did you get it?
kek

>> No.16047968

>>16047958
I make myself sad by not stopping mid thought about this shit. It's killing me. But more importantly if it's hurting my waifu.

>> No.16047971

>>16047945
Think of this, if she's high enough in the company she could land you a cushy little desk job. So you can always be near her. And totally not because she's always had fantasies of her husbando taking her in her office.

>> No.16047972

>>16047959
Please don't.

>> No.16047975
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16047975

So unless the entire population of this thread brought the Seven Seas MGE many times over, just imagine how many silent, hidden, western fans of the MGE must be out there for Seven Seas to so quickly announce that they are releasing volume 2? I mean it was downright shocking how quickly they declared MGE 1 a great success.

Also, does this mean KC is going to get rich enough to draw monster girls full time? I've always assumed his art was a part time thing and he had to work a regular grueling Japanese job.

>> No.16047979

>>16047972
Your waifu is bad.

>> No.16047982

>>16047906
She gets taken down after she's forced to take the appearance of a werewolf and live like that for a while.

>>16047917
He would adapt.

>> No.16047984

>>16047971
>she gives you little waves from her office as you look over

Too cute.

>> No.16047986

>>16047972
What's the next shocking revelation, an anon with a cheshire waifu?

>> No.16047989

>>16047979
O-Ok.

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>>16047975
>Nature: Aggressive

>> No.16047997

>>16047975
>So unless the entire population of this thread brought the Seven Seas MGE many times over

I wonder. Are there actually people who bought more than one copy? But in answer to your statement. He probably doesn't have a job considering how much money the encyclopaedia is making. I mean hell it outsold some shitty marvel encyclopaedia.

>> No.16047999

>>16047997
I mean yeah, but
>marvel

>> No.16048000

>>16047997
>I mean hell it outsold some shitty marvel encyclopaedia.
Yeah but no one cares about comics.

>> No.16048001

>>16047986
>>16047959
It's just a bit of fun. Relax.

>> No.16048005

>>16048001
Wait let me guess, your waifu is a meme figure too, either "chubby"(read: fat) or pear shaped.

>> No.16048009

>>16048000
You'd be very surprised with how wrong the statement is. A lot of people out there are deprived of a real life so they spend it reading comics. And I bet they'd scramble for an encyclopaedia. Especially the newfags to comic shit.

>> No.16048011

>>16048005
Please stop. Just go away please. It's probably best you're ignored.

>> No.16048012

>>16048009
That certainly explains how some niche fetish book from japan about an obscure fetish outsold a marvel encyclopedia.

>> No.16048013

>>16047982
Werewolves are cuter and more fun than Anubi.

>> No.16048014

>>16048011
>I was right on the mark

>> No.16048015
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16048015

Trick or Treat!

>> No.16048018

>>16048015
Giver her something good to eat.

>> No.16048019

>>16048015
>I have half a bag of m&ms

Would she accept it?

>> No.16048020

>>16048015
>No trick or rape
Anon pls

>> No.16048021

>>16048013
But all Wolfus are great. And the greatest one is the one that is special to you.

>> No.16048025

>>16048015
She's going to cut and rape me regardless isn't she?

>> No.16048026

>>16048015
What happens if I say trick?

>> No.16048027

>>16048021
Not Anubi though.

>> No.16048028

LLLUU, I finished going through Big City Beat. Sorry it took longer than originally expected. I had a busy weekend. I have a lot of comments to make, so I'll try to split this up as rationally as I can. I'll start with a few general notes, then move on to criticism of 1-99, 99-end, what I think you do well, and finally what I think needs work moving forward.

There are a couple pervasive issues with your writing that should be relatively easy to fix. First of all, your paragraphing is absolutely horrible. Blocks of text suck, particularly when it leads to sharp transitions like the break at line 75. Your punctuation is atrocious. I'm surprised, considering your skill as a writer. Nearly every non-serial comma is used incorrectly. You missed a number of question marks and even managed to misuse an apostrophe at the beginning (Ushis, the plural of Ushi, does not need an apostrophe). Outside of punctuation, your grammar is perfectly acceptable, which only makes the errors stand out even more. It can be exceptionally grating at times. Please relearn pretty much everything about commas and semicolons. They are not interchangeable. Finally, you overuse city metaphors, particularly anthropomorphic analogies. It's fine to use them. Please use less. It gets old.

Disregarding punctuation, there is one glaring problem present throughout the entire story. Most of my specific examples are just my efforts to point out the places where it is especially bad. Everything about this story is rushed. Character introductions, scene changes, and critical events jumble together like an accordion falling down an escalator. You take more than enough time to develop the setting and set the mood, yet the scenes themselves feel like they were thrown together separately and just jammed in. Their brevity, in addition to robbing the story of detail and setting too frenetic a pace, stands at contrast with your otherwise fluffy prose. You capture the Noir mood well when setting a scene, then throw it out the window once the characters start acting. This is honestly the only criticism I have of your narrative style, but it is so pervasive as to be a real issue.

(Continued)

>> No.16048032

>>16047982
Would an Anubis cancel a date if it didn't fit her schedule? A hard question but I'd forgive her

>> No.16048037

>>16047912
I wish I was as good of a writer as Captain.

>> No.16048038

>>16048027
Just aslong as she's special to some anon. Then she's great.

>> No.16048043

>>16048032
It would be a part of her schedule.
What kind of question is that?

>> No.16048045

>>16048028
It's like I'm back in middle school and the teacher is keeping after class for not doing good on the story.

>> No.16048048

>>16048045
Why the fuck would you even stay?

>> No.16048052

>>16048043
But what if it wasn't? What if I were to ask at the last minute? Or maybe surprise her romantically? Now I think about it, that's quite selfish of me to infringe on her schedule like that when I know what she gets like when everything isn't planned.

>> No.16048056

>>16048048
Because I'm not a fucking hardcore, untameable rebel like yourself.

>> No.16048061

>>16048018
You have to smell her feet first.

>> No.16048071

>>16048056
No but really, why would you have even stayed?

>> No.16048074

I'm gonna go out into the wilds and tame a Wurm! If I come back, I'm gonna have a new wife! If I don't make it back, don't mourn for me, for I went out pursuing that which I love!

>> No.16048075

>>16044156
Late, but this?

http://pastebin.com/50puK57M

>> No.16048080

>>16048071
Because why would I leave? I get into trouble if I just leave like that and he/she would be telling me how to improve. Not that I would improve but still.

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>> No.16048086

>>16048074
That's one less anon.

>> No.16048088

>>16048074
>Meanwhile Wurm proclaims she will go to the civilization and tame a human boy
>They both encounter at halfway their destinations

>> No.16048094

>>16048075
Yes that. Thank you

>> No.16048097

>>16048052
It's fine to surprise her with a date (flustering them is always fun), but you had better check their schedule ahead of time.
Imagine if she had to say no because she had something mission-critical set for that time. You'd make her feel awful all because you couldn't bother to check.

>> No.16048098

>>16048080
You had no obligation to stay after school, it's just a waste of time.

>> No.16048102

>>16048028
(Continued)
Lines 1-99
Adalein's introduction (from the part she has a name and on) is particularly rushed and poorly formatted. Her appearance, unlike that of any other character, is described in an information dump without any attempt to work it into the story. You just stop the action to describe her from head to...whatever passes for feet for her kind, then resume the story. Your introductions of the other characters were much smoother and more in line with the style of the story. This, coupled with her hiring scene, are just too fast-paced. To be clear, I'm not saying that the in-story time is too short. The events simply occur too close together on paper. She's a main character, yet her first two scenes can be entirely condensed into "she's a stuttering wreck with no lines who looks like [this]". The story is still relaxed at this point, so it would be best to take some time to hash out the characters. You even set up an expository scene perfectly: nothing sets the stage like a smoke-filled, drunken conversation. You just forgot to do the conversation.

You also seem to lose details here and there. I honestly have no idea how big Oomukades are in your setting, as she appears to expand and contract to fit the scene. She also sits down like a normal person, which is toeing the line of suspension of disbelief.

Likewise, Cindy's introduction doesn't quite fit. You transition from an intimate setting to a new character introduction in the space of less than a paragraph. I also felt that you significantly misrepresented his relationship with Cindy at this time. The brevity of her introduction and lack of interaction made her appear as if she and the MC were merely clients with no personal understanding. Your introductions in general make it difficult to assess the new character's relationship with the MC and her importance in the story. This is just a particularly egregious example. Compare her introduction with Mimsy's and tell me that the difference is readily apparent.

The MC's relationship with Adelein progresses too quickly to sit well. Again, this is not an issue of in-story time, but one of pacing. It's not that it's unbelievable, merely unsupported. All kinds of things happened in the 48 hours tracked by the first segment, yet you spend more time talking about the sounds of the city than their relationship. When they start to get close, it almost feels forced. The reader needs to be privy to more of the private goings-on between them for it to be believable.

There are two other sections I'd like to draw attention to. First, the dream sequence in 86 is entirely out of place. It doesn't fit the Noir theme and it's too vivid to really fit your style. It's fast-paced, scripted, and flavorless. I'd suggest finding another way to present the same information. The second is that you missed an excellent opportunity for character development at line 96 during the MC's abduction. You need to back off of Cindy and go more into Adalein's reaction. She doesn't even need to do anything. She just needs to be under the spotlight. The MC largely ignores her during this affair, which does not fit with the prior or subsequent scenes.

>> No.16048107

>>16048074
Make sure you have some candy with you. I heard the Order tamed one using candy.

>> No.16048118

>>16047117
I like you. You do nice and sexy one shots. I hope you keep writing.

>> No.16048120

>>16047117
>pastebin.com
Any update on Man Made?

>> No.16048124

>>16048097
Does she ever have free time though?

>> No.16048137

>>16048102
(Continued)
99-Current End
Shit happens: the chapter. Again, the pacing of the story makes the transition from dusky Noir to Scarface a bit too jarring. It's an interesting direction, but arrived at too quickly. You establish the succubus very briefly as a kinda corrupt person, then make her a murderer the next time she appears. What's worse, the MC barely reacts to any of this.

We start with a character who refuses to use lethal bullets who is mocked for having morals and end up here with a character gunning people down. I accept that the "grim resolve" archetype is in force, but there needs to be some kind of commentary here. You're in first person, yet you choose to not use this. I'm definitely not suggesting that you take the opportunity to turn him into a TROUBLED, TORMENTED MAN, but there does need to be some kind of reaction here. I find it particularly strange that you're so distant, as I spend most of my time telling writers who use first person to stop quoting the MC's internal monologue. For the record, I vastly prefer it this way, but it could use work. If nothing else, you need to put in some of the "reflection time" that typifies the genre so as to let the MC vent his concerns on the reader. You do it elsewhere, just make sure to use it where it counts.

(Continued)

>> No.16048139

>>16048084
This is lovely.

>> No.16048149

I want a dire jinko thats lightly yandere for me.

>> No.16048153

Sweet waifu dreams. Remember 2017 is just around the corner, so there is no need to worry.

>> No.16048159

>>16048153
It's not going to happen.

>> No.16048161

>>16047975
> Didn't realise this was out yet
> Gonna order it the moment I get home
And to think, they said that sharing copyrighted material online would *decrease* artist revenue

>> No.16048170

>>16048149
What if Anya was yandere for you?

>> No.16048178

>>16048170
Then I get big russian chuffs that just want to keep me safe and never let ThOSE WHOrES touch me.

>> No.16048179

>>16048137
(Continued)
What went right
As mentioned previously, you set the scene incredibly well and usually manage to capture the Noir feel. I like your narrative voice, when you actually choose to use it. The story concept definitely has promise, as do the characters. It's still a bit too early to tell much about them, however. I like the idea of the main couple and believe that it fits the griminess of the setting well. Something about a kinda seedy private eye and a giant centipede being the main characters just seems right. The drama works, as does the tone. You express your visions well. One of the more common problems I find is that the style that the author obviously intends and what comes out on paper are two entirely separate things. This is not at all the case here, which is a significant figure of merit. I also like your language. Your prose is colorful, if a bit overwrought at times (see above comment about city metaphors).

Suggestions:
Build in more personal time between the main characters, preferably time where nothing else happens. You seem driven to get to the action, yet it is in long, soft descriptions that your writing style comes through.

At some point, you also need to address Adalein's backstory. I appreciate that you draw attention to her unusual behavior instead of making yet another threadcanon moepede, but you do need to show how she got here at some point.



I hope this has been helpful. Despite the ratio of criticism to compliments, I quite enjoy this story. I just find it most helpful to give more detail on what sucks. With close attention to a few scenes (and a very thorough scrubbing of bastardized commas), this story can really shine. If you have any further questions, I'll be around to explain anything that I may have made unclear. If you'd prefer to talk somewhere that doesn't clutter the thread, we can probably work something out.

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>>16047254

>> No.16048184

>>16048178
Will she speak in barely comprehensible English and use expressions that she claims to be from Siberia too?

>> No.16048188

>>16048180
Hehehehe

>> No.16048189

>>16048180
Ah yes, Audicty, the greatest refuge.

>>16048184
Yes, she will also curl around me and chuff while rubbing cheeks.

>> No.16048192

>>16048178
>Sees you talking to a Succubus at a bar, failing your Charisma check
>Gives you a "We are of being need to talk, Bear."
>Wake up in the med-bay being attended to by the Automaton and holo-projection nurses
>Apparently in her jealous rage, she reverse piledrove you for all to see and humped you into a miniature crater
>All she left you as a sorry was a half-eaten Dolakahs Bar, and a stuffed bear in a ushanka named "Mishka"
>It's bitter-sweet how it smells like her while you're healing

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Hellcat hellhound

>> No.16048204
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>>16048197
we're crossing the streams!

>> No.16048208

>>16048192
Adorable yet painful

>> No.16048209

>>16048180
I need in imgur if doodle anons art

>> No.16048212

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b75ICYJDi4

Happy Halloween and beware the Alps!

>> No.16048214

>>16048197
Never thought I 'd see an MGE and 2hu crossover.
>>16048209
http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH

>> No.16048223

>>16048102
>She also sits down like a normal person, which is toeing the line of suspension of disbelief.
Not him, but it works with mermaids and lamia. Wy not giant centipedes?

>> No.16048239

>>16048204
She better put some more clothing on! It's cold out there, young lady!

>> No.16048252

>>16048223
Mermaids have short-enough tails that they are functionally just strangely jointed legs. Lamias shouldn't sit in chairs and neither should Oomakudes. It's actually worse for Oomakudes because they have little leglets. In order for one to sit, she would either have to be incredibly flexible and run her tail section under the chair, or part of her is going to be upside down. It strikes me as being incredibly uncomfortable for no reason.

>> No.16048253

>>16048214
God that art is good.

>> No.16048254
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Happy Halloween: http://pastebin.com/hwMwaKar

Warning: this is a horror story.

>>16048120
The mysteries of this world are boundless.

>> No.16048256

>>16048253
I'm surprised that you weren't aware of that gallery in the first place.

>> No.16048272

>>16048254
Any reference to /x/ is a horror story.

>> No.16048273

>>16048254
Jesus Christ, Silent. Stop making the rest of the writefags look unproductive.

>> No.16048275
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>We will never get to make fun of Succubi who dressed poorly for Halloween by saying "Oh hey, you dressed as a human!"

Bullying never gets old.

>> No.16048293

>>16048273
Hey I'm 2100 words into dark angel philosophical discourse

>> No.16048296

>>16048275
I want to learn glamour magics just to make a Succubus walk around as a human girl of 5.5/10 Plain Jane quality on Halloween and laugh when she doesn't get the D!

>> No.16048297

>>16048275
>meet up with hellhound gf on halloween
>before she you can give you a hug you turn around and start to run home
"Damn, looks like the neighbor's dog got out again"

>> No.16048300

>>16048273
It's almost as if his productiveness increased at the same time everyone else's decreased.

I wonder what might've happened here.

STOP LEECHING MY FUCKING DRIVE OFF YOU GREEDY FUCK

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>>16048252
I always considered it kind of a given that lamias and the like were very flexible where their humanoid portion meets the monster portion.

>> No.16048332

>>16048180
I did not get home to see this.

It's great.

>> No.16048338

>>16048323
I started writing in nonhuman smut. The idea of a monstrous creature with near-impossible anatomy bothers me more than it probably should.

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>>16047047

>> No.16048381

>>16048373
Such good hearing.

>> No.16048410

>>16048373
Why does this make me think succubi feel better swallowing sausages whole rather than biting them?

>> No.16048418

>>16048410
I bet that one nerdy Succubus chokes on sausages

Also, more like Suckubbus.

>> No.16048431

>>16048214
>dat buffcubuss

>> No.16048437

>>16048252
Inb4 anon ends up designing MG-appropriate chairs for various species to soothe his egronomic autism and becomes super-desirable to wierd-shaped girls over his concern for their welfare

Was getting caught by altach-nachas part of your plan?!

>> No.16048440

>>16048418
>Nerdy Succubus gets a sausage that's too big for her.
>Struggles to take it in her mouth.
>Has to pull it out halfway, with her coughing and panting, eyes watering.

Lewd.

>> No.16048445

>>16048418
> a succubus with a functioning gag reflex
Not fuckin likely m8

>> No.16048446

>>16048437
I mean, it wouldn't bother me. Do what you love, right? I'm actually a really big snek fan, so it would hardly bother me to become their weird hero

>> No.16048447

>>16048381
More like a Dick-Sense is tingling

>> No.16048454

You know what would make this Halloween even better?
SCANS

>> No.16048465

>>16048454
You know what would make halloween better? Me!

>> No.16048475
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>All's Fair In Love And War Ch.4
>Half a month to finish a 12k word chapter that I should've finished in a week
>All because the drafting method I had was so inefficient I always ended up writing the same story twice over
>Drive to proofread deader than my love life
>If I wait till I get the will to proofreader it'll be another half a month

There shouldn't be many errors, if the earlier chapters are anything to go by.

http://pastebin.com/gB6R8mrZ

That aside, in this chapter I finally gave Victoria the proper Esdeath outfit, started turning her into the pseudo-mayadere I envisoned her as since the start, and also introduced a certain thing I've been foreshadowing at the end of chapter 1.

>>16044170
>Victoria
>Wrath

If only you knew how bad things are really gonna get

>> No.16048478

>>16048454
>>16048465
You know what would make Halloween worse?
If i didn't commit suicide..

Oh, i made it worse...

>> No.16048481

>>16048478
ANON NO

>> No.16048482

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM

Take care tonight, thread, and remember. You can go through that desert, but your centaur has no name. It's up to you to give her one.

>> No.16048485

>>16048478
Do it faggot.

Bet you won't.

>> No.16048487

>>16048478
I can't promise you anything but your waifu might be waiting for you.

>> No.16048488

>>16048478
do a flip

>> No.16048491

>>16048478
But who will love your waifu?

>> No.16048497

>>16048373
Cute Succubutts.

>> No.16048500

Halloween theme is cancer. So glad I haven't refreshed the thread.

>> No.16048509

>>16048500
Can't handle the skeletons?

Don't worry, I'm a coward too.

>> No.16048511

>>16048500
>Style menu is gone

PANIC

>> No.16048513

>>16048509
No it just makes me want to tear out my eyes

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I can't wait until Halloween's over, because then I wouldn't be so desperate to see a Halloween themed version of my favorite species.

>> No.16048514

>>16048509
I want to FUCK a skeleton!

>> No.16048515

>>16048511
Gotta save that bandwidth.
t.Hirohito

>> No.16048519

>>16048514
Skeletons are dumb and make bad puns!

Liches and Zombies are the only undead worth caring about!

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>>16048519
DO NOT BULLY THE SKELETONS!

>> No.16048524

>>16048373
That tail erection is adorable famb.

>> No.16048526

>>16048519
Im gonna make sweet love to the skeleton and then cook her breakfast in bed even if she doesn't eat as a sign of affection and kiss her good morning!

>> No.16048531

>>16048523
Always bully the skeletons. Play their ribcage like a xylophone!

>> No.16048534

>>16048526
>cook her breakfast in bed even if she doesn't eat
Let's say we assume skellingtons do eat.
What do they eat?

>> No.16048540

>>16048534
Milk

>> No.16048541

>>16048534
Milk for the calcium

>> No.16048543

>>16048540
>>16048541
Holstur milk?

>> No.16048546

>>16048534
Semen

>> No.16048550

>>16048546
God damn monster girls ruining food.

>> No.16048554

>>16048543
Milk

>> No.16048555
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It is the WICKED DAY OF HAUNTING!

WHAT COSTUMES DO YOU HAVE?
WHAT COSTUME DOES YOUR WAIFU WEAR?
DO YOU SPOOK EACH OTHER, OR DO YOU SCARE HAPLESS TRICK OR TREATERS?

Spooky Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqvsNz2QMbI

>> No.16048561

>>16048555
I haven't celebrated Halloween in over nine years.

>> No.16048568

>>16048543
> holsy milk making busty skeletons
...I'm trying to go for lewd imaginings but it just makes my brain hurt

>> No.16048569

>>16048555
>Halloween
>I'm sitting at home giving the kids some candies while daughteru is out starting her candy hoard
>Dragon waifu however, is sitting on the couch with a grumpy face
>There is no way she's getting the door
>She tries to pillage the children's candy and chases off the princess and knights

Do not let you Dragon out in halloween.

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>>16048555
>WHAT COSTUMES DO YOU HAVE?
I've always wanted to dress up as a Clone Trooper desu.
>WHAT COSTUME DOES YOUR WAIFU WEAR?
Imagine what a tall and thicc Onee-Automaton would look like with a clockwork-y magitek version of the Dark Mages basic attire.
>DO YOU SPOOK EACH OTHER, OR DO YOU SCARE HAPLESS TRICK OR TREATERS?
Nothing spooky about our outfits.

>> No.16048573

>>16048568
Oppai /fit/ skeleton.

>> No.16048575

>>16048531
Don't! That'll really rattle their bones!

>> No.16048580

paladin-chan is beautiful the way she is and doesn't need to be monsterized!

>> No.16048584

>>16048580
Gonna lewd a milfpaladin until she gives in to her desires and violates me!

>> No.16048586

>>16048580
It just take one accident and she's no longer a dumb human.

>> No.16048594

>>16048586
Ban assault monster mana! We need to protect our womens and daughters!

>> No.16048596

>>16048569
>Halloween
>You bought a bunch of candy this time after the drought of 96
>Except you can't find it this time
>You've searched everywhere, even your Dragon waifu's horde (which she hated how you messed with the natural order) and came up with nothing
>There was no possible way that your doragon daughteru ate all the candy or she'd be hoping off the walls, but you check on her anyhow
>Lo and behold there they are. In her horde
>Her candy horde
>Her eyes reflect the glare from the TV. She's practically glaring at you
>She knows why you are here
>Every time you try to reach for one she hisses and chucks a pillow at you
>This is what you played Monster Hunter for

>> No.16048597

>>16048594
>We need to protect our womens and daughters!
Nah

>> No.16048599

>>16048594
Why?

>> No.16048600

>You will never kick the shit out of a group of monster girl that try to steal your younger sibling's candy.

>> No.16048602

>>16048586
As much as I love Paladin-chan, I wouldn't mind if she monsterized. Provided it wasn't into some shit-tier monster, and wasn't intentionally corrupted by some traitorfag.

>> No.16048606

>>16048580
I mean sure she doesn't NEED to but don't you think she'd like it? She gets to be really pretty and stay young for a long time and the sex is amazing for everyone. She can even still be a knight, just find a way to make her a lizardman or something and she can still defend the innocent.

>> No.16048611

>>16048602
>What? Do you mean something feels off about this alleyway? The young boy that needs help is just down here, don't worry about that.
>A vampire ambush? Of course no.

>> No.16048623

>>16048611
I was thinking more like she intentionally monsterized herself into some monstergirl she knew I liked.

>> No.16048630

good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.


Instead, please remember that zombies, while numerous, aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

Sneaking past them all should be a snap!

>> No.16048631

>>16048623
But don't you like Pallychan?

>> No.16048634

>>16048623
>Paladin chan gets herself turned into an Amazon
>"Hey anon check out my sick gains!"

>> No.16048635

>>16048630
You don't even have to sneak by them.

You could just walk right through them and bop any that get too close on the head and keep going.

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Rape statistics increase a lot this day. Naive little boys think all these girls are just human girls in costumes.

>> No.16048638

>>16048631
I love Pally-chan, I'd still love her if she chose to give up her humanity for me. Or because she figured it'd help her fight monsters, the whole "those who fight monsters become one" shtick.

>> No.16048641

>>16048636
>Kloah
>/ss/
Pretty shit taste you got there.

>> No.16048650

>>16048641
Keep crying

>> No.16048651

>>16048636
Wed be pretty gr8 to be in that dudes shoe.

>> No.16048653

>>16048635
But then they are start pouting and moaning "Jiiiiiiiii" at you.


Do you want their muscled wight oneesan to show up?

Because this is how you get her to show up

>> No.16048657

>>16048653
Then I'll have to bop their sister twice, maybe even three times.

I ain't taking their shit, I just want to go home so I can be by myself.

>> No.16048663

>>16048657
If you want to go home then why are you on their property?

Checkmate human boy!

>> No.16048664

Who doe relatively good but cheap commissions?

>> No.16048667

>>16048663
I wouldn't be on their property though unless they suddenly start calling the sidewalk their property.

>> No.16048671

Is there any recent wurm content?

>> No.16048673

>>16048657
>Anon ends up like that one dude from shawn of the dead who gets pulled through a broken window and disemboweled
>but intstead of a pack of undead clawing his belly open it's a pack of undead kissing, tickling and blowing raspberries.

>> No.16048674

>>16048667
Hey!
Their mistress owned that land when it was still dirt and twigs.

She 'allows' the city to build a sidewalk there

>> No.16048679

>>16048673
Hey, fuck you. I might be a complete prick but I wouldn't end up like that faggot.

>>16048674
But that's not how it works. This whole scenario seems like those Zombies are just making shit up.

>> No.16048681

>>16047046
You are most welcome. Now use that as an anchor point for more sensual dream fantasies.

>> No.16048685

>>16047249
Run like the bone chilling wind.

>> No.16048687

>>16048679
>He says as he falls under an undead dogpile with kisses all over him and tongues and fingers stroking every inch of his body
It only takes mere moments for a back of zombie girls to strip you naked and pin you down spread eagle'd for their dire zombie pack leader to ravish

>> No.16048690

>>16048679
Oh yeah?
Go to city hall and prove them wrong

>> No.16048692

>>16048630
Id waifu a zombie. They seem cute.

>> No.16048693

>>16047046
You a souls player? Your subconciousness might be salty about the reused bloodborne assets and replaces gherman with Elfriede

>> No.16048699

>>16048687
>Spread eagle
What are you, gay?

>>16048690
It would be almost god damn midnight when this whole scenario would happen so I'm not going to fucking city hall.

God damn undead being annoying as shit.

>> No.16048702

>>16048699
>What are you, gay?
... Do you even know what the term means?

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>> No.16048707

>>16048702
It was a joke you silly person.

But seriously, raspberries and wanting to be spread eagle?

>> No.16048711

>>16047598
I've always thought vampires were the most /fa/ of all monsters. Something about the wing/cape thing and that patterned dress is incredibly stylish
Did KC ever relase a high-res version of them?

>> No.16048713

>>16048703
I don't know how that dragon was able to have human kids but AAAAAAAA

>> No.16048716

>>16048713
They're obviously her husband's kids.

>> No.16048717

>>16048212
I'm not gonna beware the alps. The alps are gonna beware me!

>> No.16048718

>>16048713
Probably just babysitting for the neighbors.

>> No.16048719

>>16048707
>Wanting
You don't get a choice. Those useless limbs of your can at least be put to use while their pack leader rapes you. Fingers can be used to masturbate with, legs grinded upon.

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>>16048214
http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH
Just recently updated. When did imgur remove the option to auto-sort by date? It's kinda annoying to rearrange all these images one at a time.

>> No.16048728

>>16048720
I've always thought that imgur was a bit of a clusterfuck, but I still use it anyways.

>> No.16048729

>>16048703
That's adorable.

>> No.16048731

>>16048719
No thanks, I'm not interested in having sex with a bunch of rude zombies that would try to force me to fuck them in such cold weather.

Besides, zombies aren't that strong anyway. Especially old ones like their leaders.

>> No.16048733

>>16048731
>not wanting ara ara hime wights who care for you like a big family

>> No.16048736

>>16048636
> love Kloah girls
> just can't self-insert as /ss/ because I am both tall and old
This is the real Halloween

>> No.16048737

>>16048733
I'd take that, hell, I'd take several.

>> No.16048738

>>16048733
Monster girls are a pain in the ass to deal with, especially undead ones.

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big yetis

>> No.16048741

>>16048736
This is probably the real reason I hate anything with shota.

>> No.16048742

>>16048731
>Besides, zombies aren't that strong anyway.
They don't need to be. There's a whorde of them and all it takes is their body weight to pin an arm or a leg. And you won't be resisting their leader while your arms and legs are pinned.

>> No.16048743

>>16048738
Then why are you even in this thread?

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>>16048703
I was beaten to the punch.

>> No.16048745

>>16048743
To shitpost

>> No.16048746

>>16048743
He's tsundere.

>> No.16048747

>>16048743
To jerk off and save cute pictures.

Monster girls are fine in 2D, but fuck dealing with them in any reality.

>> No.16048752

>>16048742
Horde, schmorde. They're just zombies.

A couple bops and a few shoves is all it takes.

>> No.16048756

>>16048744
good jobbu

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>>16048744
Sorry about that.

>> No.16048759

>>16047308
What would she dress up as my good sir?

>>16047894
This is why I like Anubi so.
I wish I could inject such structure into my life.

>> No.16048760

>>16048752
And anon joins all the other hapless fools who fell to the zombie whordes

>> No.16048764

>>16048760
Sure anon, whatever you say.

>> No.16048766

>>16048747
Then I guess you and I can't be friends then.

>> No.16048769

>>16048766
I wouldn't have wanted to be your friend in the first place.

You probably have a shit waifu.

>> No.16048774

>>16048769
>Implying that undead, arthropods, insects, cephalopods, wonderland and mist continent groups are shit

No sir, you have the shit taste.

>> No.16048775

>>16048720
I'll hold you very dear to my heart for being one of the first to listen to one of my requests. I hope a lot of squishyflayers upon you.

>> No.16048776

>>16048739
Only if they're 7ft. tall.

>> No.16048777

>>16048739
I think the Japanese artists who draw Yetis keep making their breasts bigger and bigger

>> No.16048780

>>16048774
The only good insects are Mantis and Soldier Beetle.

Wonderland is shit, so are arthropods and one or two of the mist continent girls.

>> No.16048785

Halloween is the time of year where Amazons dress up in scary costumes and attack villages.

Are you a big enough man to fight them off?

>> No.16048792

>>16048785
No but I'm a big enough man to compliment their costumes and toned bodies

>> No.16048793

>>16048757
Don't worry about it!

>> No.16048795

>>16048792
But they always attack and try to steal men from the village.

>> No.16048797

>>16048785
>Are you a big enough man to fight them off?
No, but I am a big enough man to lure the lot of them into a chase that dead-ends in a huge bedroom and a door that I can close and lock by remote.

Their dastardly plot is foiled with them all locked in one room for the night.

>> No.16048798

>>16048795
Well maybe if someone sat down and talked with them we could come to an agreement. Even live side by side. Can't know unless we try!

>> No.16048805

>>16048798
Amazons are too stupid to understand what a truce is.

They're god damn savages!

>> No.16048807

>>16048776
Short Yetis need love too, just because they have to be the little spoon doesn't mean they can't hug as well!

>> No.16048812

>>16048805
Amazons aren't stupid at all anon. They're masters of small group tactics and even have a working society. You need to stop thinking that all muscle girls must be stupid Thats just the big dumb ogres.

>> No.16048815

>>16048777
God bless you glorious Nippon

>> No.16048819

>>16048812
They're dumb, really dumb.

What would you expect from a bunch of savages that live in huts while everyone else lives in tall buildings?

>> No.16048833

>>16048819
Oh i get it. You're mad you lost to an amazon huh.

>> No.16048838

>>16048819
>he fell for the progress meme

The only really dumb person here is you. While the virgins have to create vidya gaems, movies, home appliances and other distractions to stop them from killing themselves, Amazons are living a fulfilled lives in a sex-filled utopia. Even the conquistadors wanted that Amazon lifestyle more than anything else.

>> No.16048844
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16048844

What is the likelihood that the Order commissions Automatons?

>> No.16048845

>>16048833
>>16048838
Huthusbands pls go

>> No.16048847

>>16048759
The plural for Anubis is "Anubises."
The secret is as adding as many "es" as you can before she gets mad at you.

>> No.16048849

>>16048844
0

>> No.16048854

>>16048849
I want just want muh regal busty Automatons senpai.

>> No.16048856

>Spend two days writing at a pace of a line an hour
>Spend the rest of it distracted
Holy shit do I need a Phantom muse.

>> No.16048858

>>16048854
So have them. They won't be order affiliated though.

>> No.16048862

>>16048856
>insert "everytime you stall on writing is another day stephanie myer wins.jpg"

>> No.16048863

>>16048844
Slim to none. I doubt they'd want something so vulnerable to suddenly going rogue and causing friendly fire. If anything, they would probably commission or self-make literally mindless robots.
Kinda reminds me of this one story idea I had where a Kiki and a Shog are determined to make an engineer their master, but are constantly thwarted by an overzealous security system. What they think is an Automaton is actually much worse.

>> No.16048866

>>16048254
i read that filename as "I've Seen Frottage"

>> No.16048869

>>16048844
Automations? That's last gen trash, we've gotta be on the cutting edge if we want to a chance at protecting those cute, innocent virgins from those nasty monsters who want to steal them from-
I mean- Cyborg ninjas! That's what the boys really want.

>> No.16048873

>>16048869
Kunoichi Automaton bodyguards sound cute.

>> No.16048874

>>16048673
>>16048679
Did you know kobolds can't look up?

>> No.16048878

>>16047390
Is he kill?

>> No.16048881

>>16047390
I dug it.

>> No.16048882

>>16048862
She's all ready won. Bitch is rolling in cash.

>> No.16048887

>>16048844
>Order Automatons
>Mechanus Adaptus paladins
Holy shit

>> No.16048900

>>16048887
>Every cursed sword and set of living armor looted by the Order is given to one of their holy Automatons
>Equipping their forces with potent weapons and nullfying their corrupting potential
>Unfortunately, if an Order automaton ever goes rogue, she's a walking 4some.

>> No.16048906

>>16048874
I don't believe you.

>> No.16048911
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16048911

Hora-hora, boya.

>> No.16048921

>>16048911
I like my organs the way they are, inside, alive and nonliquified.

>> No.16048923
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16048923

>>16048900
I'd assume the Order has failsafes in place if the bot goes rogue
Also what MGs could potentially join The Order?

>> No.16048924

>>16048906
Imagine if it were true though. Every time you pick her up her tail goes into overdrive because she can finally see your face again, but she starts to tear up when you put her back down because she misses you already.

>> No.16048927

>>16048921
But you've got some goo you DO like getting sucked out though, don't you?
>>16048924
That's sad.

>> No.16048933

>>16048923
A shotacon MG joins the order because she's tired of all those sluts corrupting all the cute boys. A true shotacon only stalks and protects them in the shadow!

>> No.16048934

>>16048924
I think you want a silly dog girl, not an actual monster girl :^)

>> No.16048941

>>16048927
Yes of course. I'm just worried that she's the DnD style of monster girl with all the dog sized spiders crawling around her.

>> No.16048946

>>16048941
Lonely girls keep pets.

>> No.16048947

>>16048911

I love this pic because it reminds me of one of the first D&D sessions I played. I was 9, and the asshole who was the GM wanted to kill all of us off. So I'm with a group of five, me included, and I roll a generic knight character and is recruited into the party. Our first mission is to clear a cave of giant spiders lead by this evil witch Drider. Long story short; a couple of nat 20's on some speech and charisma checks led me to befriend this half-spider, half-woman, magical being of chaos, and complete the mission without killing anyone. It was great.

>> No.16048954

>>16048947
Did you get to stride the drider?

>> No.16048962

>>16048954
I was 9 I remember having to roll for her because she became my companion later on in the game.
I look back on it and it looks more like a MC tier dense knight with a Drider friend who's more confused about him than anything.

>> No.16048967

>>16048962
You should turn this into a story. Steven Erikson turned a DnD session into a series of thick-as-bricks fantasy novels.

>> No.16048984

>>16048254
Very good. Does anything happen to the roof dude?

>> No.16049014

>>16048923
>Also what MGs could potentially join The Order?
Angels. Elves. Dwarves. Nothing too lewd or corrupted. Nothing undead. Dhampir unofficially.

>> No.16049022
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16049022

I've gone walkin' in the dusk
Mask of joy, hiding a husk
Swift and sudden threat of rape
Peaceful days seem far away
Lilim's shadow corruptin' me
Monster girls won't let me be
On and on with sluts
Wish the dusk would leave me free

How does it feel?
How does it feel when you're cold and alone inside?


Happy Halloween

>> No.16049023

>>16048923
>>16049014
What if a Succubus wanted to join? Would the order take her in?

>> No.16049029

>>16049023
Ded.

>> No.16049030

>>16049022
>How does it feel when you're cold and alone inside?


Anon i feel that every day.

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16049059

Yarr, matey!

>> No.16049066

>>16049059
YARR HARR FIDDLY DEE

>> No.16049069

>>16049059
I don't mind the hair but you can fuck right off with your tryptic eyes, slag.

>> No.16049074

>>16049030
> feel that same existential chill as the undead
> but as you aren't a monstergirl, raping a guy and having him fill you up with warm seed doesn't work
JUST

>> No.16049087

>>16049059
>RBF for days

anyway, http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3416086

>> No.16049116

>>16049074
>raping a guy and having him fill you up with warm seed doesn't work
It may for you, faggot.

>> No.16049119

>>16049074
>raping a guy and having him fill you up with warm seed doesn't work
Something smells off here
Has that pungent aroma. Of an Alp

>> No.16049120

>>16049119
No Alperoonies here, muchachorello.

>> No.16049124

>>16049119
How grumpy of an alp?

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16049137

Doctor Anon, I'm here to bargain.

>> No.16049148

>>16049137
Where's my Murakumo wolfgirl
or at least her wearing that fucking shielder costume

>> No.16049151

>>16049137
If I pull off that mask, will she cry?

>> No.16049153

>>16049137
Bane? Is that a first or a last name?

>> No.16049164

>>16049137
Bane?

>> No.16049183

>>16049156

>> No.16049185
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16049185

>>16049183
>this masturbatory fantasy suffers from a severe case of being what it is
I see.

>> No.16049195

>>16049183
>notion that human women do not enjoy sex and find male sexuality a burden
>To say that this is outdated and offensive is an understatement.
Man, 3dpd is so good at lying though its teeth

>> No.16049203

>>16049195
I just think it's hilarious that she seems to have gone into a Japanese Porn book expecting A+ writing and characters beyond fucking.
It's a japanese man's escapist monstergirl fantasies meant for the sole purpose of fapping to, what was she expecting?

>> No.16049208

>>16049203
An empowering story about psychologically monstrous women and how they don't need no burdensome male sexuality.

>> No.16049210
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16049210

>>16049208

>> No.16049218

>>16049210
No! Male pleasure and men feeling fulfilled is. Not. Progressive!

>> No.16049219

>>16049208
>For Mature Monstergirl fans only!
>Big fat anime girl tits on the cover.
That's some horror movie protagonist levels of obliviousness there.

>> No.16049221

>>16049219
Nah, I can guarantee she knew exactly wat she was picking up.

>> No.16049225

>>16049219
>>16049221
Maybe she was expecting it to be like that comic where the chick with hairy legs calls herself a monster girl.

>> No.16049226

>>16049120
This is the taste of a Finn!
But it can't possibly be the real Alp, because that's >>16049119

>> No.16049228

>>16049221
I swear to god, why are people so dumb?
It's like they don't get that life can be kind of terrible in Japan so those guys have unrealistic fantasies as escapism.

>> No.16049230

>>16049226
Who is Alp? Who is not? WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MEN?

>> No.16049231

>>16049137
>no Cheshire to embarrass with your superior knowledge of the plane scene

>> No.16049232

>>16049228
>people
Just saying, I've never seen a man complain about "not getting" MGE who wasn't just virtue signalling through his teeth

>> No.16049235

>>16049218
Monster girls healing bitter, lonely men when?

>> No.16049237

>>16049235
Since the start of MGE

>> No.16049238

>>16048254
>Watching the video IN THE BASEMENT
>Not getting the fuck out of there with the vid as soon as you find it and watch it from the safety of your home.

Lets be real here. Even if he did decide to not even touch the tape, would he even have made it out of there?

>> No.16049240

>>16049237
But that's only in fantasy

I want it in reality.

>> No.16049244

>>16049231
>No big booty Cheshire to bring back my smile and while still being incredibly smug.
It'd be pretty fun to watch her interact with an extreme feminist.
>"Why do you even stay around that waste of space?"
>"Well, he's actually fun to be around, he cuddles me after he pounds my ass all night, and he makes breakfast the day after. Can your right hand do that?"

>> No.16049245

>>16049226
What? I'm no Alp! You have no proof of this!

>> No.16049248

>>16049230
This is Alp.

>>16049245
This is not Alp.

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16049249

>>16049245
You must be Alp! The only other conclusion is simply unbearable!

>> No.16049251

>>16049248
>This is Alp
What gave it away?

>> No.16049257

>>16049244
>Cheshire going against the wonderland tier mental gymnastics of a feminist

>> No.16049259

>>16049257
We're all mad here.

>> No.16049261

>>16049257
Cheshire wins that one.
Cheshire always wins.
It's easy when her opponent loses all composure at the sight of her kissing her blushing boyfriend.

>> No.16049263

>>16049261
>Cheshire is brainwashed by the patriarchy and so that kiss was rape
>Cops come and throw the dude in gaol

>> No.16049264

>>16049251
We all act like retards some times, but your retardation is a special one.

You Finnish faggot.

>> No.16049265

>>16049251
Because they don't have TV in Finland, only radio serials like The Shadow.

>> No.16049267

>>16049263
I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.
Especially since the Cheshire recorded a video of the event which includes her saying "C'mere anon, I need to make a point."
She also has a video she was making with her friends when she met anon for the first time that consists of her botching her take because he accidentally bumped into her and apologized, followed by her looking at the camera and saying "I'm going to romance the fuck out of that boy."

>> No.16049270

>>16049264
So you were just guessing?
>>16049265
Also our only superhero is the Phantom.

>> No.16049274

>>16049267
>I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.
Looking at a woman for too long is a hate crime.

>> No.16049276

>>16049267
>I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.
Oh you sweet summer child.

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>>16049274
Looking at a woman at all is a hate-crime. So is turning away from them because that's a micro-aggression indicating you find them disgusting, which is body-shaming.

>> No.16049280

>>16049278
>which is mysogynistic hate*

>> No.16049281

>>16049274
>>16049276
Tell me one time a man has been arrested for kissing his girlfriend consensually due to a rabid feminist.
One time.

>> No.16049283

>>16049278
Not being a woman is a hate crime because you're implying that having a Y-chromosome makes you different than women.

>> No.16049284

>>16049265
Wait, how do you know that quote is from a radio serial?
Suspicious.

>> No.16049285

>>16049270
I have a scientific method of determining which Alps are real and which Alps are fake. The Alp is whimsical, but to think he would still say whimsical in November 2016 is simply foolish.

>>16049284
The Shadow knows.

>> No.16049288

>>16049232
I'm a man and I don't understand why you would enjoy some shit about being raped by girls all the time. Why not be a hero, kick monster ass, and take them back to your breeding/rape dungeon? Why do you have to be a beta cuckold in a fap fantasy world too? That's even more pathetic than normal.

Like you have this girl made of jelly, and instead of calling your friends and sicking it through whatever part of her you please with her unable to resist, you're being dommed by some bitch you could smash apart bare handed at lvl1.

Getting raped by fairies, little girls, and sleeping women. You can't even take on a god-damned embryo. And then you have to nerve to act all tough when some woman shit talks monster girls like you wouldn't be getting fucked up the ass by some tentaclegirl everyday forever in your masochist fantasy world and loving every second.

And that's without getting into the 1-to-1 relationship part. Real men want harems, or at least would pump and dump the monsters.

That's my opinion anyway.

>> No.16049291

>>16049283
Saying you "have" specific chromosomes is toxic masculinity.
>>16049285
> but to think he would still say whimsical in November 2016 is simply foolish.
You mean he doesn't do that?

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16049293

>>16049288
>beta cuckold
And with that any opinions you may have had have been completely invalidated and the rest of your post no longer warrants reading.
Let this little lamp light your way through the darkness of your own inequity.

>> No.16049295

>>16049288
That's very nice Chad, go back to sleep.

>> No.16049296

>>16049288
Nice flaseflag.

>> No.16049298

>>16049183
>>16049203
The sheer amount of cultural and background ignorance on display in that "Article" is a hilarious reminder of why normies are normies, and why ANN is the most normie shit around.

On the other hand, the increased exposure of MG stuff to such narrow-minded normies is...worrisome, in terms of the long-term implications. Sure MM has been about for a while now, but still...

>> No.16049302

>>16049281
Never, but that's only an example of the kind of rape culture we live in, that you can get away with kissing your girlfriend consensually. Men have been justly arrested for having consensual sex with their girlfriends though.

>>16049288
Not only are you an idiot with shit taste, you can't read either. That's but a single aspect of MGE you don't get. There's plenty of pandering to haremfag and maledom cancer like you. So the point still stands that I've never seen a man complain about "not getting" MGE as a whole, not just a single aspect of it.

>> No.16049303

>>16048028
>>16048102
>>16048137
>>16048179
Thank you so so much for all of this. The criticisms are very welcome, as after doing very loose updates over two years I have enjoyed this piece less and less. I definitely see it as rushed, and the worst of my works.I'd like it to be a lot more, I just need to time to sit down and redo almost all of it. I'd really like to talk more about this without having to use the thread as a venue, any preferences?

>> No.16049305

>>16049291
He doesn't need to signal he's being whimsical, he simply is.

>> No.16049307

>>16049298
I'm telling you, some normie feminist is gonna find out about an alp and just fucking scorch this setting.

>> No.16049308 [DELETED] 

>>16049298
Don't worry anon, Madam President Clinton will ban this sick misogynistic filth and nuke Japan for making it.

>> No.16049312

>>16049288
>>16049302
Leave.

>> No.16049316

>>16049288
This is why everyone hates you.

>> No.16049317

>>16049302
I just want to cuddle a Cheshire while she tells me how much she loves me and laughs when I blush because she thinks I look cute.

>>16049307
Let's be real here, they can't do jack shit to us. It's entirely private fap material that we don't talk about in public. That makes us better than, say, people who read Fifty Shades of Grey or Twilight.

>> No.16049318

>Alp shows up
>thread goes to shit

In the end it had to be this way.

>> No.16049321

>>16049318
I can guarantee this obvious fetish war bait is just him falseflagging.

>> No.16049323

>>16049321
No it isn't.

>> No.16049324

>>16049321
>Just him
You're not implying samefag are you? Because if you are I'd advise you not to bet on it.

>> No.16049329

>>16049324
You never know how far a faggot will go.

>> No.16049330

>>16049321
Why do they bother? A war between femdom and maledom is like a war between men and insects.

>> No.16049331

>>16049321
This post sounds like damage control.

>> No.16049334
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16049334

Peace.

>> No.16049335

>>16049329
No, I'd advise you not to bet on it because I'm the dude that wanker replied to. And he is not me.

>> No.16049336

Don't bite it.

>> No.16049338

>>16049330
Get the fuck out of here with this trash you falseflagging faggot.

>> No.16049340

You bit it.

>> No.16049341
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16049341

Why don't we talk about TURTLES?

>> No.16049342

>>16049341
You're not turtley enough for my Turtle Club.

>> No.16049343

>>16049341
Because they are shit.

>> No.16049344

>>16049334
I want to facefuck an Elf and watch her ears twitch in pleasure as shoot my load down her throat.
And then I want to return the favor by letting her ride my face.

>> No.16049347

>>16049341
Because they are too pure for this thread.

>> No.16049350

>>16049295
>>16049293
I just don't see how you can hate feminists and worship some feminist wonderland fantasy. Isn't that what they want? To dominate men in every aspect of their life and control them through controlling sex? Why is it better because the girl is a lantern though?

But I guess that's a difference between Japan and the west too. KC doesn't have to deal with feminists so he makes it to fulfill his fantasies of having a wife, without the double think of liking a world where women basically take over everything and prevent men from doing anything that isn't focused around pleasing a woman.

At least seriously take a step back and think about it for a second.

But anyway I'm done here. This thread is killing my browser.

>> No.16049352

>>16049341
I want to protect umi oshos from violent plumbers.

>> No.16049354

>He's still at it.
This is some low tier falseflagging.

Even /pol/ can do better.

>> No.16049356

>>16049350
>I'm a complete newfag
Jesus

>>16049354
You keep saying that. I think he's genuine.

>> No.16049361

>>16049356
>I think he's genuine.
Somehow that's sadder.

>> No.16049363

>>16049356
He is absolutely not and you are a retard for thinking otherwise.

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16049364

>>16049354
What matters though is that I'm not doing it so please stop blaming me.

>> No.16049366

>>16049350
Kill yourself faggot.

>> No.16049367

>>16049361
>>16049363
>doubting the depths of idiocy
Even if you think that I'm the idiot here, does that not prove you wrong all the same?

>> No.16049368

>>16049367
We're all idiots here.

>> No.16049369

>>16049367
???
I wasn't doubting anything, I just think it's sad that someone so stupid exists.

>> No.16049370

>>16049354
It's legit m8, he seems to be the same guy from a while ago, the one who was constantly banned. Last time he mentioned he would stop whining about femdom and start to write a story about a M lich (he is also a gurofag). He clearly gave up about it.

>> No.16049373

>>16049341
I'd love the idea of a Curvy but extremely shy Umi osho

>> No.16049374

>>16049369
I miss interpreted you then, I thought you meant that it was sadder that I thought he was genuine..

>> No.16049377

>>16049343
I like em' they actully one of the few id call cute

>> No.16049388

>>16049370
>M lich
>Masochistic Kuudere
Well great, now I want to make a shitty greentext.
Without Guro obviously. Guro's definitely one of the worst fetishes out there.

>> No.16049402

>>16049334
Elves and spirits conniving and scheming to steal our precious bodily fluids?

>> No.16049420

>>16049370
Well, I refuse to consider that he shares one of my fetishes.

>> No.16049421
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16049421

>>16049402
Mein Anon, I can fuck!

>> No.16049433

>>16049420
gurofag reeeee

>> No.16049435

>>16049341
I want to flip her onto her back and molest her as she cries and struggles

>> No.16049436

>>16049433
Come on, anon.

>> No.16049463

>>16049420
If you're talking about Masochistic girls, then I'm with you 100%. If you're talking about Guro then get out.

>> No.16049478

What Non-Yeti monstergirls are the best for cuddlepiles?

>> No.16049482

>>16049478
Undead are even better than yeti

>> No.16049492

>>16049482
>Undead cuddlepile
>Ghost, Phantom, Lich, Zombies, Wight, Ghouls, Mummies, Dhampir, Vampire, Zombie Dragon and a Pharaoh all snuggled up around an Anon.
>All those undead girls nuzzling anon for his warmth beneath the covers.
>Pharaoh would probably bring her Anubis and Sphinx followers too.
>All in an Undead Kingdom castle on a rainy night during a torrential thunderstorm.
That sounds so goddamn comfy.

>> No.16049501

>>16049435
remember that they are into that and your just giving them what they want.

>> No.16049503

>>16049492
Well I'm a fucking heater and a yeti would fry my brain. I need some dead girls to sap some of that heat and make it comfy

>> No.16049506

>>16049334
Through superior firepower.

>> No.16049507

>>16049503
But the big question is, "Who gets the prime spot on top of you so she can be face to face?"

>> No.16049509

>>16049507
Wight always deserves the best.

>> No.16049514

>>16049509
Then get ready for her to nuzzle you relentlessly.
She's even wearing her arachne silk pajamas. They barely qualify as "clothing" but they look sexy as hell.

>> No.16049518

>>16049506
Or, in this case, through superior bananamama.

>> No.16049520

>>16049514
I was always a fan of negligee
>Wight in a barely-there dark purple almost transparent night gown
>Can easily make out her pale, slightly blue-ish nipple and the white tuft of her pubic hair
>The way it just hangs of her huge breasts and ass
Unf. It's that or naked

>> No.16049536

>>16049520
That's not even getting into what the other girls are wearing.
>Vampire in impossibly fancy lingerie
>Dhampir in a tank top and boxers
>Lich in an oversized T-shirt and nothing else
>Pharaoh in a cotton Negligee that's soft as sin
>Zombie in cute underwear
>Ghost and Phantom in fancy Gothic Lolita undergarments
>Mummies with less wraps.
>Ghoul's nude and rubbing her pussy against your leg.
>Zombie Dragon's in what amounts to a slingshot bikini made of one solitary string that barely covers her nipples and pussy.

>> No.16049586

>You'll never have a wight walking around home in an oversized shirt and boxers
>she'll never straddle you playfully
>You'll never realize the boxers are only an illusion

>> No.16049602

>>16049586
I dunno, seeing a classy, haughty wight walking around with bed head, boxers, and a large T-shirt would be grand in and of itself.

>> No.16049613

>>16049602
>A wight sleepwalking while wearing an oversized t-shirt and boxers

Now this I want to see

>> No.16049676

>>16049421
Mandrake, have you ever seen a Monster drink a glass of water? Jizz. That's what they drink. And never water.

>> No.16049697
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Is everyone okay?

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>>16049676
Objection!
Alcohol.

>> No.16049709

>>16049705
You're going to have to answer to the Coca Cola company.

>> No.16049713

>>16049709
>your waifu will never ride you like Major Kong rode the bomb

Born to suffer.

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>>16049713
Excuse me doctor, but did you say a ratio of ten waifus to every man?

>> No.16049720

>>16049697
Cutest boat

>>16049705
Gonna fondle the fox

>> No.16049724

>>16049697
I ate a chocolate bar with mint on the inside. I don't like sweets all that much to tell you the truth.

>> No.16049725

>>16049720
You can't handle that much fox.

>> No.16049729

>>16049717
>/mgt/ thread posters and their waifus waiting out a nuclear holocaust at the bottom of a coal mine

We wouldn't last a week.

>> No.16049733

>>16049729
Why not? Mamonobama would essentially eliminate the need for food, water or air if necessary.

>> No.16049734

>>16049183
Toke a while, but the whining is starting to roll in. Good thing MGE is still fairly obscure.

>> No.16049736

>>16049725
Oh, I could handle a fox thrice that size

>> No.16049740

>>16049729
>implying
Fuck you nerds, I'm going out and banging me a Deathclaw

>> No.16049746

>>16049736
Well don't come crying to me when they have to send in the search party.

>> No.16049749

>>16049733
Waifu wars.

>>16049736
That's too much tail for one man to handle!

>> No.16049750

>>16049749
>Waifu wars
Why would we have those? Some of us have nice individuals as waifus so we wouldn't compete over a species.

>> No.16049751

>>16049298
You're a normie too, though.

>> No.16049752

>>16049697
I am. Just want to sleep a little bit more.

>> No.16049758

>>16049750
Look at the arguments in this thread. You'd be trying to enjoy a nice time with your monster and another Anon would interrupt you halfway through in order to inform you that you're not having sex correctly.

>> No.16049762

>>16049746
Oh, I won't, I'll be loving a kitsune

>>16049749
I can take it.
Big tails aren't the only big thing I like on my girls

>> No.16049767

>>16049758
That anon would be eating pussy though, he'd have no time to flap his jaw.

>> No.16049781

>>16049758
It would be funny to see the waifus shoving their pussies in the husbandos' mouth once they start talking shit.

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>>16049767
>>16049781
>No tears now, only dreams

>> No.16049818

>>16049810
I wanna pound fat Cheshire butt

>> No.16049843
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16049843

Submit to the Mistress of Mystic!

>> No.16049870

>>16049843
To me it looks like she's tripping over.

>> No.16049871

>>16049758
I'm cracking up at the thought of some guy just breaking down my bedroom door to say "Um... Actually you're supposed to etc. It's 7am and I've been wake for 30 hours. Maybe if I keep going I'll hallucinate my waifu into existence

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Cuddling pregnant monsters

>> No.16049874

>>16049871
If Sandman taught me anything, it's that things need to be real to be so.

>> No.16049877

>>16049873
The best. I don't know why the pregnant look attracts me so when I dislike children so much.
Goddamn brats don't know nothin', got shit taste and are always leaving their laundry detergent all over the place.

>> No.16049878

>>16049873
The best.
Would cuddle a pregnant Minotaur and Cheshire

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>>16049697
>you'll never cuddle a big monster girl
No i'm not okay

>> No.16049881

>>16049877
>>16049878
>The best
>six seconds apart
Whoa, hivemind much?

>> No.16049886

>>16049874
Dude I've been awake for 30 hours, and I have No clue what you just said

>> No.16049894

>>16049881
Monster girls are for breeding!

>> No.16049899

>>16049873
So daughters of an Echidna can be random monster girls? Provided they aren't the rarer ones like dragons and such.

>> No.16049901

>>16049886
Sandman is a comic book. There's a scene in it where the Sandman, lord of dreams, is talking to Oberon, king of fairies. Oberon is saying that the play he just saw was entertaining (it was about him) but that the things it depicts never happened. To this the Sandman replies that things need not have happened to be real. It means that things don't need to be with us in the physical realm to have value. Stories, fiction and dreams are as real as we are. Sometimes more so.

>> No.16049906

>>16049899
I'm sure she can give birth to anything, including Dragons. She's a miracle baby making factory!

>> No.16049911

>>16049906
I want to roll the daughteru Gacha!

>> No.16049918

>>16049843
I don't see why not, she certainly looks pretty enough to justify doing so. What are the benefits of submitting?

>> No.16049921

>>16049918
What are the perks of having a magical girlfriend?

>> No.16049936

>>16049921
Having her fall from the sky randomly and getting a panty-shot?

>> No.16049942

>>16049921
You can engage in a lot more degenerate fetishes a lot more easily with magic?

>> No.16049947

>>16049873
what is she meant to be? a elf?

>> No.16049960

>>16049947
English motherfucker, do you read it?

>> No.16049981

Can the Lich take her skeletons back now? Their dancing is starting to get annoying.

>> No.16049987

>>16049981
No anon. You must let the skeleton within join the dance macabre.

>> No.16049993

>>16049911
You gonna get those shitty normals.

>> No.16049999

>>16049981
Did you know that if you masturbate in halloween all your semen goes to an undead's womb?

>> No.16050001

>>16049999
Quads confirm it.

>> No.16050003

>>16049987
>>16049981
Skeletons are kill now

>> No.16050016

>>16050003
Not really since there is a skeleton inside of you right now.

>> No.16050021

>>16050016
Inert. Weak. Impotent. Unable to move without my muscles to move her.

>> No.16050030

>>16050021
Don't be rude to your skelly.

>> No.16050045

>>16049999
I hope it's a good undead.
If I had to make a monster girl a single mother, I'd prefer it be a Wight or a Vampire.
Then they can come find me years later and we can have some family bonding, if you get what I mean.

>> No.16050052

>>16049993
Even normal daughterus are Super Rares in my eyes!

>> No.16050053

>>16050045
It does go to the undead you most desire, but you would need to fap a lot to get her pregnant.
Also, she is thinking about you all the time now.

>> No.16050059

>>16050052
Looks like they will be in good hands.

Be careful not to pamper them too much, you don't want to be squashed by a huge pile of cuddly daughterus.

>> No.16050069

>>16049911
>daughteru Gacha

Is there a tier for rarities?

>> No.16050095

>>16050069
Nope. All daughterus are good daughterus.

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Damn, I overslept!

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>> No.16050134

>>16050125
I'm gonna go with 'Yes'.

>> No.16050136

>>16050125
Hello there, what is your name?

>> No.16050139

>>16049520
>pubic hair

>> No.16050145

>>16050125
Oh damn, that's a hot salamander. It's to see some other colors too.

>> No.16050154

>>16050139
Some people like a bit of hair on their women. I may not be one of them, but I can respect their kinks.

>> No.16050155

>>16050139
A little is nice.

>> No.16050181

>>16050095
I know that. I think there's a much lesser chance of getting a Dragon than a vanilla lamia though.

>> No.16050183

>>16047117
>>16048254
Two stories in one day? Nice. What was with the black go i the evil story?

>> No.16050191

You can send all the people from this thread to a 2D world with monstergirls, but to do that you have to sacrifice yourself and be the only one who will stay here.

Would you do it?

>> No.16050193

>>16050191
Yeah sure, it's not like things get any worse for me.

>> No.16050198

>>16050125
I want to fuck her armpit so bad

>>16050145
I wish more artists took liberties with KC's designs, every time one does we end up with a great picture

>> No.16050200

>>16050191
I wouldn't mind, but on condition that you faggots get to work on portal magic ASAP.

>> No.16050226

>>16050191
I would literally rather die, unless all knowledge of my sacrifice is erased from my memory.

>> No.16050230

>>16050193
You won't have us to talk about monster girls, anon.

>> No.16050235

>>16050193
These threads won't be anymore and you will have to live knowing everyone but you is being happy.

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i wanna bully a pudgy tittypire

>> No.16050282

>>16050259
I want to make a Kiki wear waterproof underwear so I can cum into said underwear and make her continue with her daily chores with my cum all over her crotch.

>> No.16050285

So assuming seventh sea translates any more books is it more likely they do the world guides or some of the story books? I'd like that first diary to be translated if only for the slime and holstrus

>> No.16050288

>>16050282
She is just going to masturbate the whole time. You shouldn't tease your maids like that.

>> No.16050297

>>16050288
If she masturbates I'll make her wear a chastity belt over her waterproof underwear and threaten to fire her.

>> No.16050304

>>16050191
Where to they get teleported to in the world? Everyone has their own waifus, but landing in a desert region means Anubi or Pharaohs, icy region means you get a Yeti, White Horn, or Yuki Onna, etc.

>> No.16050307

>>16049014
I think I read that some of the servants of Eros like apsara and houhi are kinda sort supported by the order as well.

>> No.16050312

>>16050307
Tolerated more than supported

>> No.16050315

>>16050297
You would be having a moaning Kiki begging you for release before she can clean anything. She won't be able to work if she's so aroused.

>> No.16050316

>>16050059
I'd like to see someone try and stop me

>> No.16050323

>>16050315
She gets no release until the house is clean. Work before play, that's always been the rule.

>> No.16050324

>>16050304
How will they survive and find their waifu?

>> No.16050328

>>16050324
Those with undead waifus might not, so they can be revived by a lich or something.

>> No.16050331
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A cat? Or a dog? Who knows?

>> No.16050332

>>16050324
They land on their waifu's lap.

>> No.16050335

>>16050331
Could it be a repost?

>> No.16050337

>>16050191
Sure. I have nothing to live for but comic books anyway.

>> No.16050342

>>16050304
Then what do urban areas get, Tanuki?
>First thing she says as she comes out of the portal would be "oy vey" or try to sell nearby people her stuff

>> No.16050345

>>16050285
World Guides no doubt, but don't get your hopes up
We're already lucky to have gotten MGE2 so early

>> No.16050346

>>16050332
That's a big lap.

>> No.16050351

>>16050342
Gonna sell my love to a tanuki!

>> No.16050353

>>16050335
Nope, that one didn't have black skin. It wasn't a proper hound.

>> No.16050354

>>16050342
>Anon gets summoned to the MGE world
>Ends up in an Order controlled city where sex with monster girls is absolutely haram
>Gets re-educated by their church

Bad End

>> No.16050359

>>16050259
I want to do role reversal with a Vampire.
I'll play the role of some evil Dracula-esque figure, complete with fake fangs, and she'll be a knight turned Vampire slayer who's come for my head after I killed her entire village, including her family.

>> No.16050360

>>16050354
(opportunity) WASTED

>> No.16050362

>>16050346
They are going to fall from the sky like in an anime.

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Going to the library tomorrow, what do I do about the Bookwurms?

>> No.16050369

>>16050367
Bring pie

>> No.16050371

>>16050369
No eating in the library, it's against the ruurus!

>> No.16050372

>>16050371
Tell that to all the disappointed little Bookwurms.

>> No.16050379

>>16050367
Give them a little kiss in the cheek.

>> No.16050388

>>16050372
I will! And I'll go "shush" when they start crying! And then I'll use them as my mindless minions to chase that one fat kid away from the comic shelf! Every fucking time I go there he's sitting at the table in front of the shelf, taking up space so that it's impossible to inspect it without telling him to move, and he's not even reading anything, fat fucker is playing with his phone, what the fuck is he even doing at the library, no matter what day I go there, as soon as it opens he's there, shouldn't he be in school, I'll feed HIS pie to the Bookwurms, I bet he's got pie, the fat fuck!

>> No.16050392

>>16050379
>in the cheek
>in
???

>> No.16050394

>>16050388
You seem a little upset there anon.

>> No.16050395

>>16050354
This is why we need corruption extremists

I wish Druella didn't retire after conquering Lescatie

>>16050367
Avoid them at all costs
If one spots you you are going to get raped and if she was reading a romantic story you're going to get awkwardly confessed at and then raped

>> No.16050398

>>16050354
>Anon gets a hot 2d human waifu
>Bad end

>> No.16050399

>>16050395
This is why people join The Order

>> No.16050400

>>16050394
I'm furious. As soon as the doors are unlocked I walk in, return my old books and march up to find him there, playing with his iphone or whatever. I'll make Wurmfeed out of him if I can.
>>16050395
>Bookwurms are rapists
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

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>>16050354
>Become Paladin
>Attain Valkyriefu and 72 Houris
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>> No.16050409

>>16050367
The library is the perfect place for dragons.

>wurms reading picture books, pop up books and kids books
>dragons collecting piles of their favourite books and hoarding them
>Cute, shy and chubby Ryu librarian.

>> No.16050425

>>16050409
Wonder what books a Dragon would hoard.

>> No.16050426

>>16050400
>Bookwurms are rapists
Most of them are their either to entertain themselves or to learn how to pick up cute boys
So unless they are really enjoying their book they'd drop it in a beat if a cute boy walked by

>>16050409
>dragons collecting piles of their favourite books and hoarding them
So that's why all the nice leather-bound books disappeared
They have to pay for them so the library can replace them I just hope the librarian isn't a slut for dragons who accepts sexual favors as payment

>> No.16050430

>>16050426
>a cute boy
Whew, dodged a bullet there. I'm more of a ruggedly handsome type.

>> No.16050431

>>16050425
Could be any book they like

>2 Dragons fighting over a copy of Love Can Bloom

>> No.16050435

>>16050426
>Bookwurms decide to try learning how to pick up potential mates
>Next thing you know bookwurms are going around lifting people and throwing them over their shoulders

>> No.16050436

>>16050282
That might cause skin irritation and crotch rot after a while.

>> No.16050439

>>16050425
Books about princesses. But they always wish they could be the princess instead of the evil dragon.

>> No.16050440

>>16050398
In a way if he's finding his monstergirl waifu.

>> No.16050443

>>16050435
Dagnabbit.
>>16050439
My waifu would never wish to be anything other than what she is, but that doesn't mean I don't rib on her for liking The Princess Bride.
As you wish

>> No.16050446

>>16050439
>You'll never rescue a dragon from an evil princess

>> No.16050449

>>16050446
You think you have a chance of princess carrying her?

>> No.16050450

>>16050430
We're all cute boys in their eyes

>>16050435
>She reads a books about working out
>It says that it's much easier to pick things up when you are buff
>Wurm disappears from the library for a month
>Comes back with an 6 pack and a well toned body

>> No.16050454

>>16050450
Muscle Wurm did 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups and wiggled 10km every day!

>> No.16050455

>>16050450
I want to lick wurm abs. Hell, dragon abs in general are for licking.

>> No.16050471

>>16050454
>wiggled 10km every day!
That's a lot of destruction

I bet she could even take out a Lilim with a single tail swipe

>> No.16050475

>>16050449
A 7'+ dragon girl isn't exactly light. Even more so if she has muscle.

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>>16050455
Patrician taste

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>>16050455

Sometimes you see something and think, "I must lick it", I know how you feel.

>> No.16050510

>>16049183
>>16049195
>>16049298
I remember when that one chick from ANN bitched about Octavias pointed nipple spikes in the 23rd episode of Honoo no Kokuin.

>> No.16050517

>>16050125
That Salamander has some YUGE milktanks.

>> No.16050518

>>16050409
I wanna go to the library to flirt with cute tengus and liches.

>> No.16050523

>>16050518
The Liches are there for serious research, begone from their sight.

>> No.16050526

>>16050518
They don't know how to talk with boys.

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16050534

Hey, you fucking fags.

Today's the 1st of November, which means that today's the first day of NaNoWriMo the National Novel Writing Month.
The goal is to, within this month, churn out a 50,000 word novel by the end of the 30th of November. That's 1667 words every single day, on average.

The beauty of it is, they don't even have to be good words. This challenge is a test of the self, to discipline yourself. Forget about quality if you're an awful, awful writer, and just prove that you have the willpower to write an entire 50,000 word novel, even if you're the only one who'll ever read it.
Hell, use it as a first draft if you like. Go beyond the 50,000 word limit and use it as a starting point to write an even longer novel. Or, this place being what it is, use it to write a series of short monstergirl smut pieces that all add up to 50,000 words together. Who cares, as long as you hit that mark! Actually, who cares if you even hit the mark in the first place. Even if you fall short of 50,000, you're still going to have written a whole bunch of words by December.

You can sign up to the NaNoWriMo site if you want, for some more detailed stats and word count tracking, along with some more structure and creative help, or you can just do it on Word, with that 1667 word daily goal in mind.

So get fucking writing, writefags.

>> No.16050537

>you will never tie up a chubby loli Kiki so you can freely grope her while spooning
Why live, anons?

>> No.16050542

>>16050534
But I'm not good at writing.

>> No.16050543

>>16050534
>Churn out a 50,000 word novel
Jokes on you, I have already written 60,000 words in admiralty law and carriage of goods notes.

>> No.16050545

>>16050191
Ehh, I wouldn't take a shit if that was to send people from this thread to a 2D world with monstergirls.

>> No.16050549

>>16050526
I know. I'm going to ask them about what they're reading and watch them blush and stutter!

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>>16050534
I have so much school work to do though.

>> No.16050555

>>16050534
Damn I feel sorry for the writefags. They're basically writing a free book. Also +100 points for cute Anubis.

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i want to embarrass and tease my vampire big sister!

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>>16050537
>Wags her tail happily as you grope her wide hips, plump thighs, and Ordures-tier ass
>Makes chirping/dog-like noises as you rub her pudgy belly
I too want a pudgy Kiki loli.

>> No.16050560

>>16050549
The just want to be left alone.

>> No.16050562

>>16050557
I want to burn vampires with my sunny smile!

>> No.16050563

>>16050557
That's a big mistake anon. You now what happens if you tease a onee-San.

>> No.16050565

>>16050534
If I've already got 8k words of a story written, can I include that or do I have to start from scratch?

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>>16050549
Like this?

>> No.16050572

>>16050563
enlighten me

>> No.16050574

>>16049023
She might? They would most likely try to cleanse her or something.
>>16049014
Dhampir would probably be a contract worker for The Order, and she'd most likely have a human partner like a Belmont(-type).

>> No.16050578

>>16050563
Well I'm stupid. Know*. This is why I'm not a writefag.

>>16050567
Lich and Wight make a prefect duo

>>16050572
It's too lewd for a blue board.

>> No.16050580

>>16050567
I meant the tengus actually
>>16050560
They need to learn how to get out more to meet cute boys!

>> No.16050586

>>16049435
Adorable. Also want to see her hang out with a wererabbit.

>> No.16050591

>>16049478
A single ryu. Coils around you completely and just calmy sits there.

>> No.16050596

>>16050069
Yeah, ones like LR tier are human sons.

>> No.16050599

How does a man ever get work done around the house when his wife is a yeti?

>> No.16050610

>>16050599
Tie her up.

>> No.16050618

>>16050599
>House
Oh, anon, you're such a kidder. Enjoy your cave.

>> No.16050620

>>16050534
Na, I'll continue to write on my terms.

>> No.16050627

>>16050534
I already wrote like 10.

>> No.16050628

>>16050610
>he thinks this will stop the cuddle bug

Using her radar, if she notices you're chilly. She can break free from anything.

>> No.16050632

>>16050628
The Cuddle-ton radar?

>> No.16050635

Why is there still no cockroach girl?

>> No.16050637

>>16050635
anon...

>> No.16050638

>>16050635
Why are you so new?

>> No.16050639

>>16050542
Then this exercise is perfect for you.

>>16050543
That doesn't sound like a novel.

>>16050551
Hey, years ago, I managed to complete this challenge with 80,000 words while I was in High School, and doing a part time job on Saturdays and Sundays.
Granted, the story was the most poorly written weeaboo trash in the world, and just reading the first paragraph makes me cringe at myself now, but I wrote it! And I remember being so proud of myself for having written it.
Trust me, if I, a normally lazy, easily distracted ass, can do it with 80,000 words of garbage as a teenager, you can do it now. And the sense of accomplishment is so, so worth it.

>> No.16050642

>>16050628
I doubt it.

>> No.16050649

>>16050639
What's the point of writing 50,000 of pure trash when I'm just going to hate it as soon as its done?

>> No.16050651

>>16050639
High school is easier than university stuff, anon. Also answer>>16050565

>> No.16050654

What is the best way to care for your daughteru after she gets the inevitable post-halloween too-much-candy sickness?

>> No.16050655

>>16050555
Like I said, it's a self imposed challenge meant to improve one's own skills. The payoff comes from actually doing it.
And it's the perfect challenge for Anubis. If you fail it, you're disappointing her.

>>16050565
Do what you like! That's the great thing about NaNoWriMo. You can start from scratch, or include that 8K in your total. What matters is that you wrote it.

>>16050620
Suit yourself. You're the only one losing out if you don't do it, after all.

>> No.16050660

>>16050638
But a devil bug isn't a cockroach. Is it not? Is a devil bug a cockroach?

>> No.16050668

>>16050655
>if you fail It, you're disappointing her

You can't say stuff like that. It will hurt some anons feelings. And I'm not even a writefag.

>> No.16050669

>>16050660
Of course not. Devil bug is an ant.

>> No.16050672
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>>16050655
>What matters is that you wrote it
Well I suppose I could give it a go then. What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.16050683

>>16050627
Starting's the hardest part, people seem to say. Build that momentum and that 10 will be 100 before you know it. Then 400, then 1000 then-what do you know, you've hit the daily goal.

>>16050649
Writing 50,000 words IS THE POINT. It's a hell of a challenge, and no matter the quality of the schlock you've written, you'll feel good for have written all that. It's a carthasis you'll only know when you've done it. Hell, ask Thunderbrother too, if you like. He knows what I'm talking about.
Point is, this is a challenge of quantity over quality. Once you've hammered out the words, then if you want, you can take the pathetic self-loathing and use it to edit your story into something which you don't hate.

>>16050651
Yeah, that's true. But think of it like this. You're much smarter, much more capable as a writer, and have much more discipline than I ever would have had when I did that 80,000 words.
It might not balance things out - I'm at uni too and I'm not even sure if I'll hit the end of month goal - but it'll count for something.

>> No.16050684

>>16050660
Devil Bug is a deer

>> No.16050687

>>16050534
>NaNoWriMo
>Writing 50k words for shits n giggles
>Already have a story at 600k+ words and wrote like 20k words this month not even counting drafts despite being a lazy piece of shit

Ehhhhh

nah

>> No.16050690

>>16050534
I have 900k words on my saga.
Does that work?

>> No.16050694

>>16050683
So I just have to write a bunch of nonsense until I reach the limit?

>> No.16050697
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16050697

>>16050687
>wrote like 20k words this month
It's November the 1st, you're saying you wrote 20k words today?

>> No.16050702

>>16050697
Yes

I wouldn't lie to you would I?

>> No.16050707

>>16050534
IM GOING TO WRITE FIFTY THOUSAND WORDS OF NON STOP SEX!

>> No.16050710

>>16050668
"Writefag" is just a label people call themselves with no actual qualification. Like nutritionists, if you happen to live in the UK.
Anyone can write.

And I stand by what I said. That anubis you're imagining now? That really cute one with the perfect hairstyle you like?
She's not going to be mad, but she's going to be really, really disappointed in you if you don't prove your willpower over youself and complete this challenge.

>>16050687
Use that 20K to start off with, if you like. It's you've written a 600K word story, then this little thing should be just a small exercise to you.

>>16050690
That's pretty impressive, actually. You going to write any more to it, or is it finished now?

>> No.16050728

>>16050710
I don't even think I've even written 50,000 words in my life. I don't even know what I could right about. And I'd never want to upset an Anubis. You can't do this.

>> No.16050740

>>16050694
"Nonsense" is subjective. As are our own metrics for what consititues cheating and success.
If you're just going to copy and paste Lorem Ipsum until you hit that mark, or mash keys and the spacebar a bunch of times, then neither me, or the actual NaNoWriMo site will stop you or even care about it.
The only person who matters in this challenge is you. You're the only one who will gain from this, and if you put in the effort, you will gain. If you want to write nonsense and gobbledegock, then I can't stop you. But will you really have achieved anything if you do?

>>16050707
I couldn't ask for anything more, baby.

>>16050728
The NaNoWriMo site has good writing resources you could check out if you're struggling, including stuff on how to think of a story.
How about you write a story about a struggling writer and an anubis. That's kind of Stephen King/Alan Wake-ish, don't you think?
Or let's take this theme and run with it: Instead of a writer, a scribe in the desert kingdom. Or a person who wants to become a scribe in the Pharaoh's palace, perhaps?

That's the kind of thinking that'll help you start out a story.

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>>16050728
You know what you should write about? A boy and his Anubis in a comfy SoL spacefaring series.

>> No.16050743
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>>16050710
>Use that 20K to start off with, if you like.
>Of the shit I've written for these threads

But I don't even get to win free shit there

>> No.16050749
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16050749

Alright, I'mma make some coffee and get started. You will all remember this as the day Al P. Anon began writing a novel.
I'll gladly dedicate it to you, but no free copies once I get a book deal though.

>> No.16050750

>>16050740
You just said it doesn't matter if it's good or not, it just matters that I write lots of words.

>> No.16050752
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16050752

What Monster Girls would have this body type? Tall and chubby? With huuuuuuge breasts and a soft belly?

>> No.16050760

>>16050750
Exactly! What matters is that you can feel satisfied for having written a novel of 50,000 words, no matter how bad it is.

>> No.16050761

>>16050632
Her ahoge will start spinning wildly when she senses you're cold, she has a very particular set of skills and she will find you and hug you

>> No.16050766

>>16050760
Or feel bad that all that time resulted in nothing worthwhile.

>> No.16050767

>>16050742
Sounds comfy.
>drifting spaceship bed cuddles

>>16050740
Some pretty cool settings there and I like the scribe idea. But it would be really hard balancing work and writing 50,000 words.

>> No.16050770

>>16050752
All of the above

>> No.16050771

>>16050752
Holsts

>> No.16050774

>>16050752
Any of them except maybe salamanders, minotaurs.
Outside of some predisposed loli vs tittymonster races, body types are very flexible for MGs.

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>>16050752
Jabberwocks and Holsts are a prime example.

Then there are Vampires, Wights, Pharaohs, Wyverns, normal Dragons, Dark Mages, and potentially even the likes of Automatons.

>> No.16050780

>>16050776
>Vampires, Pharaohs, Dark Mages, Dragons
>Soft belly

>> No.16050782

>>16050534
I tried about a month ago with a much lower goal of 500 words a day
I stuck to it but I ended up writing an abomination that is so horrible it robbed me of any enjoyment I got from writing

I don't know if I'm just not meant to write or if sticking to a goal isn't my thing but I honestly feel that this story I wrote is on the same level as a sonic the hedgehog fanfiction

I guess I won't be the one to write the story Unagi-Joro deserves

>> No.16050784

>>16050780
Yes.

>> No.16050785

>>16050780
Protect your waifu from the fat menace.

>> No.16050788

>>16050776
>that squeezable belly
>those thunder thighs

Oh yes

>> No.16050794

>>16050784
No

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>>16050794
I implore you to reconsider.

>> No.16050802

>>16050798
I want to squeeze a chubby monster girls belly like a jam doughnut.

>> No.16050810

>>16050780
Ill agree that dragons seem a bit out there given that they're described as possessing monstrous strength, and maybe vamps for the same reason, but whats wrong with dark mages or pharaohs?

>> No.16050813

>>16050534
I'm genuinely considering it, if only for something else to do other than video games and 4chan.

>> No.16050817

>>16050780
>Vampfu gets a soft belly from all the bloodsucking she does

>> No.16050818

>>16050810
I can see Dragons being chubby. They love to get a hoard and laze about in their lair all day, enjoying tribute and delicious feasts from those peasants.

>> No.16050820
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16050820

So are y'all planning to write more MG stories or are you going to be doing something different for this thingamabob?

>> No.16050828
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16050828

Would you commit incest with a tsun-fluffy little sister?

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>>16050817
Or if she drinks down some Holst milk.
>you will never recreate the event of that lactating tomboy Vampire story Average wrote with your Vampfu

>> No.16050831

>>16050820
My story might have monsters, but no way in hell will I post it here

>> No.16050833

>>16050828
Maybe if she had a tail.

>> No.16050835

>>16050820
I briefly considered starting up an actual planned-out long story again, but the last time I tried that I got burnt out in a flash and ended up posting some scraps of it after about a year.

So I don't think I'll do anything special.

>> No.16050836

>>16050828
No.

>> No.16050838

>>16050828
Even if she was a monster girl, she would still be trash.

>> No.16050842

>>16050810
Pharaohs clearly have fit bodies, same with dark mages. They're soft only in the right places.

If you want your waifu to be soft, fine, but those species are not "soft" on average.

>> No.16050845

>>16050842
>same with dark mages
Have you seen their profile? I know KC doesn't draw them like the pic anon posted but he doesn't draw any monster like that.
Also outside of a few specific species there isn't an 'average'

>> No.16050846

>>16050842
Pharaoh making-of had "plump desert queen" as one of the keywords

They're definitely soft

>> No.16050855

>>16050845
>there isn't an 'average'
Profile image is supposed to be.

>> No.16050858

>>16050828
Only because she's my sister.

>> No.16050861

>>16050858
That's some serious fraternal piety.

>> No.16050865

There are bound to be pudgy Dark Mages and Pharaohs among the fit ones.

>> No.16050868

>>16050855
No its not. Its an example. KC has said in multiple places that monsters can look like all sorts of different things. Again with a few exceptions, like imps always being loli and so on

>> No.16050869

>>16050842
I just wanted to pop in and remind you that "chubby" and "soft" are not the same thing. All too often people seem to assume they're interchangeable. For the record, a girl can be soft but not chubby.

>> No.16050870

Oneesan Monster Girls shouldn't be soft. They'll smother their little brothers if they are! And who wants to be smothered and cuddled by their tubby older sister monster girl?!

>> No.16050875

>>16050191
>paratrooping into supposedly nice world a crowd of children, manchildren, ''''writer'''' egomaniacs, femdomfags, closet chubby chasers, edgy warmongers, the mentally ill, and just people that would probably be considered failures of a man even by lenient medieval standards
I dunno fampai, and that's not even considering own life as part of bargain. They've got mamonomana over there right?

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>>16050870
>And who wants to be smothered and cuddled by their tubby older sister monster girl?!
I do. I'd gladly dress them up in cowprint and milk them like Holstaurs as well.

>> No.16050881

>>16050870
Oneesans need to take care of themselves.

>> No.16050882

>>16050875
I feel as though just being dumped in MGland would be good enough to invigorate most of the autists here to get their shit together so they can find their waifu.

But maybe my expectations are too high.

>> No.16050885

>>16050875
>femdomfags

>> No.16050886

>>16050885
Notto thisu shitto agen.

>> No.16050890

>>16050868
>KC has said in multiple places that monsters can look like all sorts of different things
Which doesn't necessarily mean the body, but the hair, the skin tone, etc.

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16050891

>>16050885

>> No.16050895

>>16050890
>For example, the physique, and hair color, etc. of a medusa may vary, but the common traits of a medusa, snake hair and the lower body of a snake, match up. Also, many individuals basically have a lonely, stubborn personality
>physique

straight from the caption of a pic in world guide 1

>> No.16050897

>>16050890
>the hair, the skin tone,
Blonde Anubutt when?

>> No.16050899

>>16050820
Monstergirls, but at 50,000 words it's going to be all over the place with game and movie references because I'm an unimaginative cock.

>> No.16050900

>>16050895
I should note the pic also has an example of two medusa's. One of them has a noticeably larger chest showing this difference in body type.

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Tell me about the provocative poses a girl could take during yoga.

>> No.16050905
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>>16050830
Link for research purposes?

>> No.16050909

>>16050905
http://pastebin.com/XU6j8Xs5

>> No.16050910

>>16050895
Physique is a synonymous of appearance, which includes everything, including what I listed previously.

>> No.16050911

>>16050903
Monster girls can make anything lewd.

>> No.16050917

>>16050903
She could stand on her forearms with her face pointed forward and her back arched so far back that her vulva and legs also point forward.

If you wan't to get lewd, she could give you a footjob from that position.

>> No.16050918

>>16050876
But they're weird! And they really love making skin contact with you! And they're perverted!

>> No.16050920

>>16050903
This tiger is doing kung fu in dreadfully inappropriate clothing!

>> No.16050927

>>16050910
Physique also means body shape. You know things like being soft and smooth vs muscly or anything else. Again the picture shows off a medusa who's mostly flat chested like their profile pic and then one with a big bust

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16050929

>>16050900
>>16050895

>> No.16050957

Wait a second. Why is every other thread I go to still in Haloween theme but this one isnt?

>> No.16050959

>>16050957
None are as far as I know.

>> No.16050963

>>16050959
My computer is haunted with skeletons then. Spooky.

>> No.16050966

>>16050820
Yes, might as well use this month to rewrite and fix up one of mine.

>> No.16050967

>>16050963
We're so sorry skeletons that you're so misunderstood.

>> No.16050970

>>16050963
There is a skeleton inside your computer right now, Anon.

>> No.16050973

>Strongfat Oni wants you to be personal chef and hand feed her when bulking time comes up
She also wants to make you strongfat and use you as a weight and a 'weight'.
How do you respond?

>> No.16050974

>>16050973
Fuck that. I'm a skeleton and I'm staying a skeleton.

>> No.16050979

>>16050973
She can try I guess. I've never been over 110 pounds in my life, and im under 100 right now.

>> No.16050981

>>16050973
No thanks.

>> No.16050982

>>16049183
A little worrisome, this. Not that I can get this thing unless some digital version comes out, but suppose this gains ground and more discover it? Hope volume 2 doesn't get cancelled.

>> No.16050983

>>16050973
I can be her chef, but she is getting "special" food if she tries anything.

>> No.16050989

The profile picture is just an example individual of the species and not only that but mamono mana will also change your waifu's body to better match your tastes anyway
Then there is all the other stuff that modifies that body (Sabbat spells, Holst milk, etc...)

You can have a very specific waifu that deviates a lot from the profile as long as she keeps the fundamentals of the species

>> No.16050990

>>16050973
Fine with first, nope to the spoiler.

>> No.16050991

>>16050973
>Being gym buddies with an Oni

I'm interested

>> No.16050992

>>16050983
by special you mean It's extra fattening and she'll lose any muscle she had Right?

>> No.16050995

>>16050929
Also the alt Tanuki from Diary Of The Age of Monster Love II, the alt dragons from Dragonia, the alt Wonderland cast from After-School Alice Tale, and all the random variations in appearance throughout the world guides.

If you want a Kejourou that looks like Bayonetta with sisters that look like Rosalina and Jinx, the universe allows for it.

>> No.16050996

>>16050992
Ohoho Anon, I mean a bunch of vegetables and raging mushrooms so she rapes me so hard she loses all the fat.

>> No.16050998

>>16050989
>Sabbat spells
So we're really sticking with the 7seas terms?

>> No.16050999

>>16050992
Probably a lolifying potion. Courtesy of Sabbath

>> No.16051003

>>16050998
"We" aren't doing anything, anon.

>> No.16051004

>>16050998
It seems to work just fine.
The dictionary definition of "Sabbat" is "witches' Sabbath"

>> No.16051005

>>16050534
2k words a day? Easy.

Actually writing every day? Umm...

>> No.16051013

>>16051005
Come on lad, I've got a thousand words done already!

>> No.16051024

>>16050989
That's always been known, kc's drawn white jabberwocks before.

>> No.16051026

>>16050998
Its the same word with one less letter. Therefore easier to write. Im lazy.

>> No.16051041

>>16050998
>we
No

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>>16051024
She looks great, still worse than profile one though

The black hair on that Dormouse definitely improves her

Short haired Cheshire looks even more troublesome than the regular one

>> No.16051058

>>16051049
The clothes on that Wocky makes me want to pin her down and give her tons of babies.

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>>16051049
Better resolution

>> No.16051067

>>16051063
TRANSLATION
NEVER

>> No.16051077

>>16051067
Who knows, seven seas might translate it.

>> No.16051082

>>16051067
>>16051077
Seven Seas is actually hiring people to translate Light Novels.

Have they translated Light Novels before?

>> No.16051085

>>16050842
In case anyone doesn't know muscles are actually really soft, compared to body fat, only they are actually tough is when they're strained/being used.

>> No.16051088

>>16050820
I got that orderfag friend of mine to get off his ass and get me at least a piece of his story.
From the bits he gave me of the bat it seems it's at least a 4/10 story, even with all that damn edge, so there's that.

>> No.16051091

>>16051067
Too much text so very expensive to hire translators for and books are harder to find. unless seven seas wants to translate it it probably won't be translated.

>> No.16051098

>>16051058
>ywn have sex with your Jabberwock kohai between classes high school throughout high-school
>swn intentionally fail graduating just so she can stay with you longer
>ywn go to the same college and keep pounding that dragon ass everyday for the next 5 years

>>16051077
>>16051082
>>16051091
We can only dream
I wouldn't bet on it but that one SS editor seems to really like MGE so who knows

>> No.16051115

>>16051091
It is a collection of four short stories. Maybe otherside gets around to them in between his actual paying projects. Honestly if one of the short story collections does get translated I'd want it to be the first diary. It has a slime story in it and strange does pretty good sex scenes so I want to see how he'd write slime sex.

>> No.16051123

>>16051098
Why can't I give all of my love for a Dragon? I just want to see her happy.

Is that too much to ask?

>> No.16051126

>>16050875
Please stop reminding us of who we are.

Also
>a crowd of children
Do children actually read the encyclopedia? What the fuck.

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The story continues from line 134. Our hero learns magic from an OC Lilim and learns he's not quite ready for it.

http://pastebin.com/T3b5b308

>> No.16051151

>>16051139
>You will never be taught magic by a hot demon lady
feels bad

>> No.16051153

>>16051139
>I am indirectly responsible for this
I am still very pleased. Renate the best Donut Steel.

>> No.16051154

>>16051139
One of these days I'm going to write my own OC Lilim, too.

>> No.16051159

>>16051153
>indirectly responsible
Explain yourself.
>Renate the best Donut Steel
EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

>> No.16051160

>>16051154
It feels good to have an OC Lilim. I even wrote a little bit about mine in this thread too.

>> No.16051162

>>16050865
If she's receiving all that royal treatment. She's probably been spoilt here and there. So pudgy Pharaoh is possible and I want to see her.

>> No.16051169

So anon. Are you doing no fap November? For your waifu of course. Wouldn't it be nice to just think only of nice, cute, pure, non-lewd situations with your waifu?

>> No.16051172

>>16051139
A little hard to follow but I like it.

>> No.16051174

>>16051169
I started four days ago so I'll most likely try to reach the end.

>> No.16051176

>>16051169
I want to hug my waifu in a bathtub.

>> No.16051178

>>16051172
>A little hard to follow
Is it the way I mixed up her speech with his thoughts, then jumped from what he was thinking to just using 3rd person narration?

>> No.16051182

>>16051169
already failed, the mofu game too strong

>> No.16051193

>>16051182
The first one doesn't count.

>> No.16051194

>>16051178
It might have been that. The actually story is easy, the part i was talking about was the breathing stuff description with the constant jumping around of oxygen flowing to here and then there and so on. No real way to make that simple though

>> No.16051204

>>16051194
You really need to visualize it for it to work I guess.

>> No.16051206

>>16051176
I SAID NON LEWD. THIS IS BEYOND THE SCALE OF LEWD

>>16051182
I understand anon.

>> No.16051209

>>16051139
She had better be molesting him in his sleep

>> No.16051210

>>16051206
I'd also get in with her before the tub was full. I'd let the hot water drizzle down onto our shoulders and her back while I kept my cheek nuzzled tight to hers.

>> No.16051213

>>16051209
Why do you assume the worst of monsters? Just because they're sleeping in the same bed and just because she already has molested him, you think she'll be all over his morning wood?

>> No.16051217

I just found a cockroach in my bed and now NAPTIME IS RUINED

If only my waifu and daughteru were here to scare all the nasty bugs away.

>> No.16051219

>>16051217
>cockroach
Them's good eating.

>> No.16051220

>>16051217
That Devil Bug was trying to be your waifu.

>> No.16051223

>>16051219
I'm a vegetarian, bugs are out.

>>16051220
I already have a waifu.

>> No.16051224

>>16051217
How disgusting.

>> No.16051226

>>16051213
>No Lilim to help you deal with your morning wood with her mouth.
>She'll never cuddle you after finishing her morning snack.
Damn it.

>> No.16051227

>>16051169
Don't you ever just close your eyes and start thinking of the most hot, perverted sex with your waifu and then masturbate as if you're actually having sex?
It's just so fulfilling I don't think I could go more than a week without it

>> No.16051229

>>16050743
You win satisfaction and my respect.

>>16050749
Good luck!

>>16050766
The fact that you invested time and managed to write so much, with your own effort, regardless of its quality or how "worthwhile" it is will still result in a feeling of accomplishment.

>> No.16051231

>>16051226
And don't forget the "we're just working on your ability to concentrate so don't mind me jerking you off while you levitate" training sessions.

>> No.16051232

>>16050828
Will I get to be the Chinese electric batman?

>> No.16051233

>>16051213
because now that i know she has abs i want more lewd.

>> No.16051236

>>16051063
>only 1 good mg
Wow, awful taste.

>> No.16051238

>>16051223
They just want to be your friend. And who's your waifu anon? I feel the need to ask just because

>> No.16051241

>>16051233
There has to be a limit to how much lewd there is in each chapter, anon. This story is supposed to be more than that.

>> No.16051244

>>16051231
And the, "I'm just fucking you to train your endurance" training sessions.
She probably wouldn't be using her pussy either.
Great. Now I want a lewd Lilim teacher.

>> No.16051249

>>16051153
Renate? What?

>> No.16051256

>>16051249
The OC Donut Steel Lilim. Her name is Renate.

>> No.16051257

>>16051229
I don't know. If I spent all that hard work and time and couldn't get anything out of it other then showing I spent a lot of time on something, I wouldn't be proud at all. I could do the same thing paying video games.

>> No.16051261

>>16050767
Well, don't sacrifice your study work for it, definitely. But I will say to do your best.

>>16050782
I'm sorry to hear that. But when I say the story I wrote for my first NaNoWriMo was bad, I really mean it. It was bottom of the barrel fanfiction garbage with borrowed characters under different names, and the most egregiously bad usage of anime cliches.
Maybe it's a self esteem thing, but I still am proud oft self for having written that much of a story back then, even if I know now that it sucks.

>>16050813
If that's all you've got taking up your time, you'll definitely be able to nail the goal.

>> No.16051264

>>16051238
A Kobold!

>> No.16051265

>>16051159
I bitched to Alp about making a story about a new OC lilim and he delivered. You're welcome.

>> No.16051269

Are there any Kakuen stories?

>> No.16051270

>>16051265
>You're welcome
I guess I really should be thanking you. So thanks, Random Anon!

>> No.16051272

>>16051269
>little to no good quality art
>no stories
Being a kakuen fan is painful.

>> No.16051274

>>16051269
Unfortunately not.

It's a damn shame too.

>> No.16051278

>>16051236
March-Hare is a great girl especially for anons who want extra-lewd waifus
Dormouse hits a very specific fetish but otherwise she's beautiful and perfect for sleepy cuddle
Cheshire is a lot of people's favorite, even KC and the Japanese love her
Jabberwock is self-explanatory

You need to take a moment to meditate and look deep inside of you to get rid of that all that senseless hatred
Wonderland is a wonderful place who only hosts wonderful species

>>16051261
Thank you anon, that makes me feel better
I wish you goo luck with this year's NaNoWriMo

>> No.16051281

>>16051261
>If that's all you've got taking up your time, you'll definitely be able to nail the goal.

I also work long hours, but if I try and write a 50,000 word story without my usual neurotic backtracking and endless re-editing I'm sure I can do it.

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>>16051272
>>16051274
But I can't stop thinking about fat monkey butts!

>> No.16051287

>>16051272
>No boom of Kakuen Content in the year of the Monkey.
Poor Kakuen.

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>no YUGE milky Cheshire ojou born with a mutation that causes her to grow to a Jinkos size and lactate like a Holstaur

>> No.16051291
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>>16050557
The more mature (in appearance) a vampire is, the less smug she'll be?

>> No.16051295

>>16051287
Because Human women are real-life ape girls. Kakuens are technically the most cosplay girl in the encyclopedia for this. Yes, even more than Kikimoras.

>> No.16051297

>>16051289
Who is this short haired chubby Chesire that keeps popping up?

>> No.16051299

>>16051265
But what about that comment about her being the best Doughnut?

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>>16051297
Loen drew her. And I believe she also counts as an OC of his.

>> No.16051306

>>16051256
Whose OC was she?

>> No.16051308

>>16051153
>best Donut Steel
>not Victoria

shit taste desu

t. not Victoria

>> No.16051309

>>16051306
Following pastebin links shouldn't be this hard, anon.

>> No.16051310

>>16051299
>best doughnut
She's below Victoria the seasponge.

>> No.16051312

>>16051308
Stop

>> No.16051313

>>16051305
She's abit big. Isn't she?

>> No.16051316

>>16051312
Hi Renate

>> No.16051320

>>16051316
No really, cut out the RP and OC Lilim bullshit.

>> No.16051321

>>16051278
>Wonderland is a wonderful place who only hosts wonderful species
Not as long as the egg exists.

>> No.16051340
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16051340

Remember that part of the Hunter Exam where they had to cook?
How would you handle it if the examiner was a Monster Girl?

>> No.16051345

>>16050534
Yeah, sure, let me just get these few exam studies out of the way first. Here goes writing 50k words on siege warfare, bolter porn and my strange aversion to anything sexual ever.

>> No.16051357

>>16051321
Humpty Egg is cute, don't let the whole age thing ruin her for you

The less intelligent a species is the faster she reaches maturity
Basic slimes are fully mature from birth, same applies to Humpty Egg

As for them ruining Jubjubs you really have to put it in context
Everyone is mad (with lust) in Wonderland
People who live there spend all their time fucking and playing around
Jubjubs especially want sex 24/7

It's really not meant for people who want a nice peaceful family life

Anyways just give her a chance, she's an extra lewd slime with a few special properties
If that's not your thing fine but please don't insult her

>> No.16051360

>>16051320
I agree with the RPing, but the oc Lilims are technically content if they appear in stories or art.

>> No.16051372

>>16051286
Who can? They're just so great!

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>>16051286
Me neither!

>> No.16051375

>>16051278
The latter two are among the worst MGs.

>> No.16051378
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>>16051375
>Cheshire
>Among the worst

delet this

>> No.16051387

>>16051375
>Jabberwock
>Anywhere close to worst and not best
Wow rude

>> No.16051391

>>16051378
Chesire's are cute. I want to stroke one.

>> No.16051395

>>16051375
...and shots fired

>> No.16051396

>>16051378
It's true.

>> No.16051402

>>16051378
Cheshires are the best.

>> No.16051407

>>16051396
It's not

>> No.16051408

>>16051375
Behold! The man with no taste!

>> No.16051411

>>16048720
Is that actual porn i see in there? Because that is amazing.

>> No.16051413

>>16051407
They're barely better then alps.

>> No.16051414
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>>16051413
Tell us where the cheshire refused to touch you

>> No.16051418

>>16051375
Explain your reasonings why they're the worst

>> No.16051421

I want a Cheshire to sit on my lap and do nothing lewd.

I just want to cuddle with her in my lap.

>> No.16051425

>>16051375
Is it because people abuse them too much?

>> No.16051428

>>16051414
I'm serious. Cheshire is the Big Bang Theory of MGE.

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>>16051428
I wonder why you had BBT in your mind. Do you have something to tell us, anon?

>> No.16051434

>>16051421
Sure
You say that now but when her fat cat ass starts rubbing on your crotch and you get a painful erection you'll be begging her for sex

>> No.16051435

>>16051375
Cheshire is nice. I agree Jabber is overrated though.

>> No.16051436

>>16051433
It's the "memes"

>> No.16051437

>>16051378
I want a cheshire to give me a confused look as i fuck her armpit

>> No.16051440

>>16048693
I am in fact a Souls player, and I already know. But that's not why I'm salty.

>> No.16051441

>>16051413
Cheshire MILFs are great, though. Are Alp MILFs? I don't think so.

>> No.16051443
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>>16051436
>He ended up with the heebie jeebies because of memes

You'd be the first one in a group to go mad in Wonderland.

>> No.16051444

>>16051433
What are those girls up to?

>> No.16051445

>>16051433
It's the first thing that comes to mind when I think of "Irritating and mediocre, but somehow really popular and liked by a annoying meme-spamming fanbase."

>> No.16051446

>>16051441
Don't give those cunts any ideas

>> No.16051448

>>16051434
I will do no such thing.

That cuddle will not turn lewd.

>> No.16051453

>>16051443
Not me, him.

>> No.16051454

>>16051435
Other way around for me

>> No.16051457

My waifu is better than all your waifus.

>> No.16051459

>>16051441
MILFs are used goods garbage.

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>>16051443
>Wonderland

Alright I just ended up thinking of something. The MGE versions of Cthulhu mythos and Wonderland exist in the same plane of existence, so that's as close as it's gonna get for the original versions of them being next to each other.

They're both madness but of different types, so what would happen if a Chaos MG ended up in Wonderland or vice-versa? Or if a paladin that somehow got used to one type of madness due to several encounters ends up in the other location in some turn of events?

>> No.16051464

>>16051457
I doubt it.

>> No.16051465

>>16051445
Memecat is awful threadcanon garbage.
Trickster Cheshire is olev.

>> No.16051467

>>16051459
Not if you made them a MILF

>> No.16051470

>>16051462
Squoshyflayers.

>> No.16051475

>>16051462
>Wonderland mindflayer

She's pink and want to cuddle everyone?

>> No.16051483

>>16051465
They're basically the same.

>> No.16051492

Why does nobody want to come home to a smug cat sitting by the window? Why does nobody want a cool cat who will sit on your lap? Why does nobody want a cat you can shitpost with?

>> No.16051507

>>16051492
Stop speaking for me.

>> No.16051508

>>16051492
I like Cheshires.

Having one as a roommate and having to endure her pranks just to end up snapping and pounding her ass into oblivion would be pretty cool.

>> No.16051517

>>16051462
Wonderland madness is just thinking that doing nothing productive all day and spending your entire life having all kinds of fun is totally normal

Demons of Chaos madness is more akin to completely losing yourself in pleasure and indulging in your wife to the point of becoming one with her

Chaos is so much more extreme that it would just overwrite the Wonderland madness

>>16051457
My waifu can give me full body hugs, what can yours do?

>> No.16051526

>>16051517
My waifu can give me a son.

>> No.16051535

>>16051465
I want more stories where Cheshire's trick humans into lewd situations that don't involve themselves.

>> No.16051542

>>16051535
I want more writefags that are productive and articulate.

>> No.16051561

>>16051526
>human waifu
For what purpose?

>a son
Way less cute and more troublesome than a daughter

>>16051535
>Anon goes at a very fancy party
>Red Oni yakuza boss goes to the toilet
>Cheshire Cat waitress "accidentally" spills wine on anon's pants
>She teleports inside the men's toilet and lock the door
>Anon has to go to the women's toilet to clean himself up
>He meets the Red Oni
>Gets raped through the floor
>Smugcat.jpg

>> No.16051564

I want to give after work massages (head rubs, shoulders and paw rubs included) to a stressed Anubis. I want to pamper her with tea and couch cuddles after a long day at work. She deserves it.

>> No.16051581

>>16051443
I want to headpat a Cheshire while she sits on my lap and call her a good girl while she purrs.
I want to do cute loving things with a Cheshire Cat!

>> No.16051585

>>16051561
The fantasy assumes that you're not going to be a terrible father.

>> No.16051587

>>16051561
Do you think a Cheshire Cat would brag about how many couples she helped hook up to her husband?
>"I helped five couples get together today. Praise me!"

>> No.16051590

>>16051542
Well damn, Anon, I can't control the art fairies!

>> No.16051597

>>16051542
>Productive
Yeah well I want a job that doesn't have me working in a contrived convenience store handling asset loss and inventory projections a majority of the year while working with somebody who, while I enjoy their company, is there for the hours.

>Articulate
Can't help you with that one.

>> No.16051603

>>16051561
>For what purpose?
You don't choose who you love.

>> No.16051608

>>16051585
I mean I don't hate on 2D human waifus and I'm sure yours is wonderful, but even in fantasy I can't see myself be a good father to a human kid
They're just too much to handle

Meanwhile a monster girl daughter pretty much takes care of herself
I'd give her plenty of love and maybe teach her how to speak/write and that's it

>>16051587
Of course she would
She'd even use it as an argument to get a man for herself

>"I helped five couples get together today. Fuck me!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH52BgHQ1iw

>> No.16051618

>>16051608
Well, I did say she was bragging to her husband.
And she probably wants his praise in bed.
Cheshires would probably be spectacular dirty talkers.

>> No.16051620

>>16051608
>yours
He's not me. Unless he has a human waifu.

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>>16051603
>MFW I used to think I'd be a good husbando for an Apophis, but then I realized I've always been more of a Medusa guy myself, she's just so perfectly tsun-tsun

>> No.16051631

>>16051610
I love how the song gets more depressing as you progress through the missions

>> No.16051633

I apologize for coming late and all that but I had the worst hangover because I'm stupid. If you allow me though...

>>16043887
You, stop dying and resurrecting for fuck's sake, is this some sort of live-action long runner stealth pun?

>>16046762
And you, get back to work, you're behind schedule.

>> No.16051638

>>16051603
I wish that was a lie, my life would be so much easier

>>16051620
Don't worry your waifu is wonderful as well
Have you ever considered monsterization for her?

>>16051630
>Medusa
Such a great species that gets no love, their stone ability is so underused as well

>> No.16051640

>>16051638
>spoiler
Only if she agrees, but she's perfect already, why would I want that anyway.

>> No.16051642

>>16051630
>spoiler
I always felt pity for Medusa, well I always had felt pity towards the people who got tossed and toyed around by the Greek gods, but Medusa most of all. Even in death her face is reduced to being an epic level crafting item.

>> No.16051659

>>16051603
I used to be a mofu guy but my waifu came along and rook me from them.

>> No.16051663

>>16050766
You're on 4chan. Now think about that before talking about spending time in worthwhile ways.

>> No.16051664

>>16051659
Took*

Damn you phone.

>> No.16051670

>>16051663
But I get lots of pictures and news here. Hardly wasting my time.

>> No.16051679

>>16051663
I get tons of art and recommendations and humor. It's worth the time to skim.

>> No.16051685

I want to auction off my virginity at an auction for rich, christmas cake monster girls!

>> No.16051691

>>16048475
So much to read, writefags got spooked by ghost art fairies.

Since you are kinda lonely without (you)'s, just gotta say that I appreciate it, it's a cool story.
I knew she would go go full ball busting berserk crazy eventually, a shame, her garden idea made her look quite a qt.

>> No.16051692

>>16051685
Who would want it?

>> No.16051694

When you finish a story how long do you spend editing to make it good?

>> No.16051695

REMINDER THAT NO PUBLIC HAIR IS PROBLEMATIC

>> No.16051700

>>16051695
Yeah I already read that, a self entitled woman is being stupid, nothing unusual.

>> No.16051701

>>16051692
Well, I've got a mediocre build thats fit but not overtly muscular, average cleaning and cooking skills, and a slightly down personality.

Not exactly sure who'd want whats pretty much an average anon.

>> No.16051707

>>16051685
>You'll never be bought at a virginity auction by a Christmas Cake Wight Ojou-sama.
>You'll never get to see her tits jiggle as she rides you furiously, savoring every single thrust she makes.
>You'll never see her blushing while biting her lip, trying her hardest not to let herself Ahegao from the pleasure.
Damn it.

>>16051695
Wow, look at this fucker policing other peoples bodies. Maybe people think pubic hair isn't comfortable and want to get rid of it?
Lord knows my pubes fucking itch and I'd gladly get rid of them.

>> No.16051712

>>16051707
Sounds lovely.
Would gladly become the husband of.

>> No.16051715

>>16051695
Saw it, read it, disagarded. Just western women doing what they do best. Being jealous because men aren't paying attention to them.

>> No.16051718

>>16051694
However long it takes. I wish I could give you a less vague idea, but that's literally all there is to it. The length of the story and how much you want to tweak it being the two biggest factors.

>> No.16051719

>>16051707
What if a couple different CCs decide to pool their money, figuring that a piece of anon is better than no anon?

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>>16051685
Ara ara, hop on and I'll take you back to my cabin where we can drink Yeti brand hot cocoa

>> No.16051723

>>16051715
Disregarded it*

>> No.16051729

>>16051685
Most of the rich girls go to the shota black market. On legal auctions you mostly find adult and used goods males, and they have the money for something better.

>> No.16051731

>>16051720
Can't I just stay here and wait for a Yeti? Not a big fan of horses, or deer. Or whatever a white horn is.

>> No.16051743

>>16051720
Would gladly go home with.
She looks comfy.

>>16051729
What if they don't have a fetish for shotas?

>> No.16051745

>>16051695
Do you think monsters groom their pubic hair into the shape of hearts

>> No.16051748

I was going to do a third one for Halloween just 'cause, but then I passed the fuck right out. Since it's not Halloween, I'm translating something not quite as spooky. It's time for one of my favorites: The Slime Carrier.

http://i.imgur.com/8lLG8aR.jpg

>見えているスライムを除去した所で意味はない。この少女はスライムから助け出されて以来,キツい性格だったのが,すっかり人当たりが良くなったというが・・・
"Incidentally, removing the visible slime was meaningless. Ever since this girl was rescued from the slime, despite her forceful personality, she's been so much more polite then usual..."

I'm not all that confident in this translation. Seems to be from the viewpoint of a third-party, or maybe just the wandering scholar. Of course we all know that SCs tend to find husbands by pretending to be attacked and waiting for some unsuspecting hero to "save" them. In this particular case, it seems she's trying to get into the scholars(?) pants the nice way.

>> No.16051758

>>16051731
She won the bid for you, there's no ifs ands or buts you're getting a comfy reindeer ride

>> No.16051762

>>16051719
Then you get multiple CCs taking turns raping their new boytoy.
Just imagine one of them riding you and moaning like a porn star while the other two lick either side of your face waiting for their turn.
They'll draw lots to decide which one gets your virginity.

>> No.16051763

>>16051748
>those long blonde braids
>that smile
>that short skirt with nothing undeneath
MUH
U
H

>> No.16051769

>>16051748
She's pretty cute actually.

>> No.16051774

>>16051762
Better question though.
Will there be cuddling?

>> No.16051786

>>16051748
You know if it weren't for the fact that what I'm looking at is a skin puppet of a monster, she would look a bit cute.

>> No.16051792

>>16051743
They don't need to have a fetish for shotas. He can be a gift for her daughter, or she wants to mold him into her perfrct husband, or maybe he's a gift for a friend of hers.

Or she simply saw the opportunity to buy him and sell him for even more money later. Shotas are very, very expensive.

>> No.16051795

>>16051786
Either I'm a failure as a translator or I'm simply missing something here. How is she a "skin puppet", exactly?

>> No.16051808

>>16051795
Slime carriers absorb female adventurers, taking their body and memories and taking it as their identity. Other forms of monsterization typically involves a ritual or bite or injection of demonic energy. Slime carriers prefer the Pod people method of propagation.

>> No.16051809

>>16051774
>spoiler
The answer to that is, hell yes there will be.

>> No.16051811

>>16051748
Is there a queen Parasite slime? Multiple girls with a single hivemind or something

>> No.16051820

>>16051792
But anon, why would there be a daughter if she's a CC?

>>16051809
>Group cuddling with CCs

That would be the greatest.

>> No.16051822

>>16051811
Stop right there criminal scum, this is the line, no crazy shit beyond this point. We have enough with all the shoggies and mindflayers.

>> No.16051823

>>16051811
That would be a pretty nice monster.

>> No.16051824

>>16051748
Is that what female Order soldiers wear?

>> No.16051835

>>16051811
Francisca Mistel Lescatie from Fallen Brides

>> No.16051836

>>16050518
How do you even flirt with a Lich anyway. All you get is a deadpan expression and reaction.

>> No.16051840

>>16051835
That's a Queen Vagina Squid bro.

>> No.16051841

>>16051835
Pretty sure she was some sort of super roper.

>> No.16051843

>>16051808
That's not at all what they do. P.Slimes are little blobs that only really react by instinct. They have no memories or personality to overwrite or even merge with. The only thing they do is merge a monsters instinct with a humans so they suddenly hate hurting people and go all dokidoki over a potential lover. That little picture caption was detailing that she was being polite to her "savior", despite being so forceful (presumably to everyone else).

>> No.16051844

>>16051835
She's a Queen Roper.

>> No.16051849

>>16051820
Not all the females there are CCs or even adults. As long as long as you're a mg and rich they let you buy.

>> No.16051860

>>16051849
As long as you're*

Fucking phone.

>> No.16051919

>MFW missed out on the chance for a Halloween story
Oh well, Thanksgiving is coming up Ha ha... ha ha

>> No.16051934

>>16051919
Everyday is halloween when we are living in this nightmare without monster girls!

>> No.16051942

i want to have an orgasm denial contest with my waifu

>> No.16051954

>>16051934
Ha, ha, ha. Stop it with that reality checking of yours. Isn't it enough to dedicate my life to trying to create things worthy of waifu?

>> No.16051980

>>16051954
Don't worry buddy, I do the same.

>> No.16052011

>>16051748
>tfw will never be saved by a dashing slime knight

>> No.16052030

>>16051954
A shame I can only destroy hopes and dreams, and act as some sort of free psychologist.

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16052033

I wonder, what would happen if you fed a Wurm Death Noodles?

>> No.16052036

>>16052033
She'd get hot all over

>> No.16052040

>>16052033
You know when a cartoon character breathes fire after eating something hot?

In contrast a Salamander goes SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSJ

>> No.16052071

>>16052033
That looks american

>> No.16052077

>>16052071
It's an indonesian dish, it is made with 100 bird's eye chilies and just one of those peppers is 100,000-250,000 Scovilles.

>> No.16052093

>>16051980
Remember every word typed and line drawn is a step closer to a better recreation.
>>16052030
Anyone can crush hopes and dreams.

>> No.16052103

>>16052077
That whole image looks like shit though.
>Gaudy table cloth
>Looks plastic
>Coloured plate
>Spaghetti on a fucking plate
>That egg that looks like it was just floating in a sea of oil

>> No.16052141

>>16052093
>Anyone can crush hopes and dreams
Yeah that was the joke really, that said I can do that with 10% more efficiency, it's something.

>> No.16052155

>>16050534
Fuck it. I'm doing it, I'm writing a shit extra length monstergirl adventure full of word padding smut, thinly disguised movie and game references, and since I'll be the only one reading it in the end, the word "turgid" somewhere.

>> No.16052159

Hooray, I got my MGE-1 English Hardcover in the mail!

Really rather nicer than I thought it would be. Still a bit iffy on the font, but the page layouts and rustic look to the paper is rather nice. Also like how the bonus art looks like it's a tacked-on scrap. It's a nice aesthetic.

>"The perverse allure of diminutive monsters"
This is still some bullshit. I understand why they did it but it's still bullshit. Less concerned with the removal of the Sabbath's "Onii-chan" vernacular, given it really is a Japanese thing and there's no good equivalent in English. Like they could've gone with "Mister" instead of just straight-up "Lover" but...eh.

>Rite of Spring
Actually like this change. It's a clever euphemism for the reduction in physical age as opposed to just "Lolification" or "Pedomorphisis" that had been the previous go-to names.

>> No.16052164

>>16052155
I couldn't ask for anything more, Anon. Good luck when writing it, and here's to you reaching your goal.

>> No.16052166

>>16052159
>It's a clever euphemism for the reduction in physical age as opposed to just "Lolification" or "Pedomorphisis" that had been the previous go-to names.
It's flowery language used to dress pedophilia up to make it more palatable to a western audience, that's it.

>> No.16052168

>>16052159
Dag nabbit americans, always getting the stuff.

>> No.16052173
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>>16052159
Pedomorphosis was a pretty funny term, but I do guess that Rite of Spring is also nice even though I doubt we'll use it.

>> No.16052177

>>16049303
Send an email to the following temporary address: hvmyvjuj@sharklasers.com. I'll email you from a real address after I have your info.

>> No.16052180

>>16052168
I'm Canadian.

>>16052166
Well, yes. And as I said the whole act of doing so is bullshit. But that doesn't mean I can't find parts of said bullshit somewhat creative.

>>16052173
Yeah. I think it's clever, but the others are just too fun to say.

>> No.16052184

>>16051843
> parasite slime a good girl she dindu nuffin

The profile describes how they glob female adventurers, and then use their cries for help as anglerfish bait for males, AND THEN use the female's body as a giant onahole to wring out semen for the slime to eat

So I believe you are mistaken

>> No.16052185

Well this is finished. I'm not sure what to think, but I read the dark angel profile and wanted to. It's a little self inserty if im being perfectly honest but all the same here it is.
http://pastebin.com/abEmmyCr

>> No.16052193

>>16052184
>use their cries for help as anglerfish bait for males,
Thats from the roper profile. I went back and read the parasite slime profile and that wasn't there.

>> No.16052204

>>16052185
also should i delete that old hellhound thing? Its embarrassing and bad

>> No.16052213

>>16052180
It's not that great, but then nature isn't a good allegory for pedophilia. There's no season of harvest for unripe fruits. Spring carries with it connotations of new life and fertility which implies maturity and bounty. If there was a season before spring that wasn't just the dead winter, that would be a good season to use, but there isn't one because that isn't how nature works.

>> No.16052221

>>16052173
Well, this is new art.
Thanks to Barb.

>> No.16052223 [SPOILER] 
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>>16051843
>Parasite Slime becoming a symbiote to her host, letting her use fluids and muscle tension to become super human
>Gets wacky zappy levels of ignorance concerning the human body, letting her increasingly yandere host stretch her limbs like a Namekian, all while feeling orgasmic pleasure instead of pain
>Can think, articulate, and act like a human, but once she fuses with her host completely, it becomes a hunt for the one true D

>> No.16052225

>>16052221
It was posted in the previous thread.

>> No.16052239

>>16052213
>Spring carries with it connotations of new life and fertility which implies maturity and bounty
Mm no? I would say spring has more connotation with "spring of life/youth" which is immaturity, young age etc

>> No.16052240

>>16052184
Actually, I am wrong. I made a mistake here, as it turns out, after reading the profile again, there isn't actually any form of merging happening whatsoever. the only hint being that she will gain a "monstrous desire to seek and love men". The slime pleasures the shit out of the girl to the point she just say's "Fuck it, take the wheel", and the slime goes off to fuck someone (by literally carrying her there as a mount), preferably someone she liked. It seems like the P.Slime is just a separate entity that lives inside her and reads her thoughts. It even says that they LET the host lure men, rather then force them to.

The fact that the caption is just a girl being nice rather then just going straight to rape should be a pretty clear indicator.

>> No.16052244

>>16052204
No. We all have old cringey shit in our bins, but it only helps to showcase how we've improved with later stories.

>> No.16052247
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16052247

>>16052173
Imagine this picture but with a human boy in the center.

That is how we will be summoned to their world, like Arcane familiars or Warlock pets. And that other thing that I don't remember the name of.

Which I guess would make Imp a shota, Succubus a bishie, Felhound a smart mouth rudedude, Voidwalker a chubby faceless guy, Felguard a shredded mother fucker, Doomguard as a shredded Mage, and Infernal would be Anon.

>> No.16052250

>>16052223
Fuck off Bollocks.

>> No.16052256

>>16052250
The fuck did I do or fail to do this time, guy.

>> No.16052262

>>16052244
Ah fuck it fine.

>> No.16052264

>>16048475
Finished prooreading it. Most errors were a word or two missing here and there and some mixups on 'him' and 'her'. It should be updated on the pastebin now.

>>16051462
>>16051517
I'll probably end up writing something with the idea of mixup of madness in chaos and wonderland when I finish the lilim story, seeing as I'll be already dealing with the madness on the chaos side altered a bit to fit the MGE gimmick in what I'm writing now that I introduced Nyarlathotep in this chapter.

Probably. It's still fun to think about.

>>16051691
The (You) is appreciated. Have one in return.

>> No.16052267
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16052267

A friendly reminder to watch out for
BIG
FLUFFY
KIKIMORAS

>> No.16052269

>>16052267
Why?

>> No.16052270

>>16052267
The only time I'd fear a Kikimora is if she showed up for work in an Adidas track suit

>> No.16052271

>>16052269
so you can touch the mofu

>> No.16052276

>>16052271
Then why would anon be warning me to watch out?

>> No.16052279

>>16052239
Yeah it's youth, but it's not immaturity. Maybe in a mental sense but not physically. It's more late teen/young adult. It's the time where you begin to discover yourself sexually and begin to act out on those discoveries. The seasons don't really have any sexual connotation until you're of age. It's the season of new life, but I'd say it's more the season of giving birth than it is the season of being born. This is shown in events like easter which happen in the spring if you're not in upside down land and are tied to fertility, bounty and giving birth.

You know, the "tone" for most of it is fucking and giving birth, not being born and growing up.

>> No.16052289

>>16052240
Wait a second. Does this mean parasite slimes are essentially wing men?

>> No.16052295

>>16052270
What if you woke up in the middle of the night and saw her standing totally motionless at the foot of your bed while staring at you?

>> No.16052302

>>16052289
Huh...they lost some spookiness just like that.

>> No.16052308

>>16052289
>Met unbound parasite slime
>no girly element, just a cute pink orb
>follows you around like a puppy
>decide to keep it at home, seems friendly enough
>keep thing around for about a month
>have cute girl from the library over one day
>think she likes you but way to nervous to make a move in case you fuck things up
>excuse yourself to bathroom to get a grip
>come back downstairs to sounds of yelling
>girls is spread out on the table, thing going to town on her
>pull her off and kick it away
>oh god its all over shes gonna be so pissed
>"hey anon take your clothes off"
>what
>"your little pet just attacked me and now you're going to make it up to me, take your clothes off"

>> No.16052311

>>16052308
Thanks pink blob pet.

>> No.16052314

>>16052295
I'd activate my Bounded Field of Shitpost to protect me from the Slav.

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