/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Cute Dragons.

I love a girl who is powerful and in charge. I love the Jabberwock!

>>16133816
>pazuri window
Now i remember why I like dark priestess.

Muscle is fine.

>>16133816
I shall not kneel and worship for her heresy she speaks! I shall stay pure!

>>16133819
>>16133821
Fuck the church, dragons claim this thread!

>>16133816
>Have you been to church lately?
Not since the last funeral I went to. That was over a year ago. Or was the last thing I went to a wedding? I don't know.

Monstergirls with sling bikinis

>>16133823
They're deliciously sinfull.

>>16133830
I'm going to sell my body to dragons for gold.

>>16133824
Is she a captain then?

>>16133837
The freckles are a nice touch.

>>16133841
How would they deal with fedora tier atheists?

Dragons!

Kiss the mofu or ignore the mofu?

More here: https://twitter.com/paundo2/status/800280078684852224

>>16133830
I like dragons a lot. I just want to explode one with my love.

>>16133862
Touch their butts!

>>16133863
Kiss the mofu on the forehead for maximum damage.

>>16133848
Probably. She also has a lot of smackable meat.

>>16133863
I like that needy expression.

>>16133878
I'll help her make warchief.

>>16133857
Send a church sanctioned rape squad after them, fucking faith into someone is a proven and effective method.

>>16133824
That it is.
I want to help a fat P'Orc get strong!
While still keeping her soft

>>16133863
Ignore.

Cute -taur girls?

>>16133894
So the female equivalent of bear mode P'Orc mode?

>>16133901
Patrician taste

>>16133890
Huh, how would that convert him though?

>>16133863
Sorry mofu, I gave up on you.

>>16133890
Let's see them try, I own an actual fedora. Used to be my grandpa's back in the day you actually wore them.

>>16133903
An impossible feat.

They'd need to be born as White Horns or Nightmares if they want to truly be cute.

>>16133903
She's classy.

>>16133905
That would be apt.
She'd be big, strong, and soft, the perfect P'Orc!
Now if only I can get the craze to catch on with whatever underlings she has.

>This little girl is following me everywhere

what do

>>16133925
Give her cake and sit her in your lap whenever you play vidya or watch TV.

>You're on a familiar battlefield, the various weapons and shields strewn about telling a story of a battle long fought long in the past
>Beneath your golden helmet and mask your expression is stone blank, pensive as to why your body brought you here
>Her Holiness' reforging has made you stronger than a hundred men, faster than a bolt of lightning
>But it has also come at a terrible price
>For every time you've fallen and been reforged, you lost more and more of the man you had once been
>The man who looks at you in the shine of the shield's underside is a stranger as you remove the mask
>Youth replaced with age, holy light in place of what were once your own eyes... What colour were they?
"I should have figured you'd be here, Caius."
>You're snapped from the introspection by an unfamiliar woman, her black and haphazard armor a dark reflection of yours
>Where yours is pristine blue and gold, hers is asymmetrical obsidian, jagged edges forming an impenetrable barrier as practicality over its appearance
>Her dark red long sword looks more like a two-handed sword as she lifts it up to her face, blocking out half of it as a tear streams down her face
"You really... don't remember, do you?"

>>16133925
Follow her back.

>>16133925
Smack her fat lolihebi butt.

>>16133908
Mamono mana and not being able to live without monster pussy blessed by the fallen god.

>>16133917
>Not having a chaste monogamous romance with a pure and loving Unicorn wife

>>16133925
This Anon gets it >>16133928
She wants to spend time with you and will make sure she doesn't bother you, she might coil around you a bit or hug you at awkward times but you can handle this right?

Run as far away as you can once she reaches puberty, trust me on this

>>16133863
She's offering, so who am I to turn her down?

>>16133944
I want to get a unicorn lifting until she's built like a tank!

>>16133944
White Horn>(huge power gap)>Nightmare>(Huge power gap)>All the other centaurs

Unicorns are just for corrupting into Bicorns and for forming harems anyway

>>16133971
Bicorns are shit and worst centaur

>>16133933
Ho?

>>16133824
Yes

Your daughteru wants to make it to the top. Do you have what it takes to help her get there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCACB9FiTs4

>>16133944
A reminder that all virgins should remember to sign up for the protective services program provided for by the committee of public morals if you want to protect yourself from being horribly raped, and that if you see any of the monster girls in this image, to run away as quickly as possible to the nearest city provided rape shelter.

>>16133979
Ignore him

>>16133999
My daughteru is going to get there no matter what! Go daughteru, become the stronges of your kind.

>>16133999
But my waifu is already at the top
Is this going to end up like a JRPG where the final boss is a member of your family?

>>16133971
>>16133977
How can this level of shit taste exist, and why the hell does it thrive here of all places?

>>16134013
Hey, if she's the Daughter of an Ogre...

>>16134003
But I can't resist a Kakuen.

They're just so damn cute.

>>16134028
Oppai loli Kakuren would be the best.

>>16134013
Who are you going to support, Anon? Your waifu or your daughteru?

>>16133977
>Bicorns are the worst centaur
Where's that one corruption harem greentext

>>16134030
No, 7ft muscular Kakuen with a big butt is the best.

>>16134033
You don't need to prove his point.

>>16134028
I'm sure there's a few nice Kakuen around, but just remember to never trust one you meet on the street. Never know what kinda bullshit they're involved in otherwise, that's how you end up the fucktoy of some monster girl gang, and that never ends well.

>>16134038
Why not both?
A big, muscled kakuren with an extremely large rear and a chubby, oppai loli kakuren with a extra large chest?

>>16134033
>corruption harem greentext

Did it end with Anon's harem catching up to him in another city and preparing to rape some sense into Anon?

>>16134045
Kakuen and her little sister showing how much they like you?

>>16134038
I want this.

Also, I wish this lovely species had more artwork. Because seeing MGE MGs with appearances outside the profile norm needs to be more common.

>>16133971
Nightmare > White Horn > Bicorn > Vanilla Centaur > Unicorn

>>16134044
But what if breaking a big, bad monster girl and making her a nicer person is my fetish?

>>16134053
Yep, the little sister would keep telling you how she's going to grow up and be like big sis despite big sis saying she was twice her sisters height at that age, along with a joke about her vertical height going into her bust.

>>16134032
I'd just be crying and beg them to stop

>>16134063
I tried to stay objective, but if we're going by personal tastes

White Horn>(Huge power gap)>Bicorn>(Small power gap)>Unicorn>Nightmare>Vanilla Centaur

>>16133971
>>16134063
White Horn > Nightmare > Unicorn > Vanilla centaur >>>>> Bicorn

>>16134076
Then join the support division of the MGC P.M.C.

>>16134090
This better not be like that Monstres Sans Frontieres shtick again.

Last time I was in something like that I woke up to find the base underwater.

So we can agree that being a male idol would not be as fun as it sounds.

>>16134090
>Public Morals Committee
>PMC/private military corporation
Was this intentional?

>>16134104
>A crazed fan rushes on stage and rapes you right then and there

>>16134048
Yeah, it was one of those Shoggocks tier shit piles.

>>16134104
The singing and dancing parts would suck.

>>16134104
Fat, Faceless, Tanuki, Producers

>>16134104
Of course it wouldn't be. No job ever is.

>>16134104
Absolutely, unless being used and abused by rich monster girls until you're dead inside is your fetish

>>16134116
Thats where you turn the male idol from a pure guy into a 'Hollow, broken' star ripe for healing.

Can you imagine the monster girls dreaming of bringing back/protecting his smile?

>>16134081
Shit taste

The egyptian theme is pretty cool with monstergirls.

>>16134116
That's what security is for

>>16134137
>Spacezin
Son of a bitch.

>>16134144
?

>>16134137
I wish this fucker would stop drawing ballbusting for a while.

>>16134119
Like that's a bad thing.

>>16134116
>Security just stands there and watch
>They hoped for this to happen
>Tanuki manager immediately calls the company to triple the licensing fees on this shows' tapes
>The crowd frantically sheers the fan and take pictures

>>16134124
He's going to need a lot more than just healing
The poor guy will have to move into a shithole in the middle of nowhere so no one recognizes him and he will have to live with PTSD his whole life
Maybe if he worked at a farm with a nice Holst he'd be able to live a somewhat functional life

>>16134153
Hey for her at least its magic ball busting. All the pain but you keep your actual parts intact

>>16134104
>you are a guest star at a siren's concert
>everybody couple in the audiance start getting it on.
>siren gets jelous and starts mollesting you
>all the single ladies in the audience get on stage and join.

You wouldn't gamble with something like your virginity.

...Right?

>>16134225
What's the reward?

>>16134225
>Played out patrons have other ways to pay their debts

>burger captcha
Now I'm hungry

What are some monstergirls you like but don't get as much attention as the most popular ones?

Do Automatons hide their nipples under that slit on their breasts?

>>16134235
Kakuens.

>>16134235
I'm too fixated on Automatons to answer that question properly.

>>16134235

>>16134238
They don't have it. Ask the nearest gremlin to get one for yours.

>>16134235
Mermaids and Yuki-Onnas

>>16134243
>not wanting a titty Automatons to come equipped with grey inverted nipples
Sad!

>>16134235
Maybe familiars, but they get some attention here and there.

>>16134253
You can try making some yourself, but who knows what might happen.

>>16134225
is this from something?

>>16134225
Depends on the girl.

>>16133821
Wock milktanks

How does one get an Automaton if they don't like Gremlins?

>>16134282
Automatons wander ruins sometimes.

>>16134289
But what if you don't live near any ruins?

>>16134235
Pretty much all of the recent species, Flow Kelp, Basilisk, Raiju, Unagi-Joro, Otohime, Umi-Osho, etc...

The ones who really break my heart are Gandharva and Thunderbird
Thanksgiving is soon, don't forget to stuff a bird

>>16134298
Then close your eyes and go down on the little green thing.

>>16134304
What green thing?

>>16134235
Witches and Elementals, all of which are high tier.

>>16134306
Gremlin.

>>16134313
Can't I just purchase the parts and software from her so I can build her myself?

>>16134235
Bees and hornet girls, mostly. The day I ever nut up and write a story is the day I finally change my name and delete everything else in my pastebin.

>>16134304
Not all Gremlins have green hair.
In that regard you might find some little red things and blonde things,

>>16134326
Who knows if she will accept money as payment. She might be pretty lonely.

>>16134235
Merrows, for the most part.

>>16134242
Do you realize that she is going to lick your butthole and enjoy it?

>>16134336
Must...resist...urge...to...post...song!

>>16134336
Anon they're not wearing anything down there.

>>16134373
Fuck bees?

>>16134373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

>>16134379
>>16134384
I hope that song never stops being funny.

Another wife commission has been finished!

Red and Blue demon sisters?

>>16134386
Bloody hell. Do you sell plasma or whore yourself out to afford all these damn commissions?

>>16134386
Gazerfag, what does gazer goo taste like?

>>16134282
By trying to woo the Automaton?
I imagine Automatons are basically the security system/task force for Gremlin communities. It would be like flirting with an officer, only more deadpan.

>>16133967
>mfw

>>16134411
Starvation, malnutrition, and Charon's ahoge.

>>16134404
Go on

>>16134282
Order online. It's what Liches do to get those fancy dungeon effects without leaving their crypt or tomb to shop for it at Wurmmart.

>>16134410
Hmm. Donating blood would be a noble thing but needles scare the fuck out of me.
I lent my mother a few hundred to help her move out a couple months ago and she just payed me back very recently.
>>16134411
Well, it's liquid demonic energy, so I assume it would taste like UNLIMITED POWER!
Realktalk though, probably sweet, maybe a bit like sweat, definitely tastes like love.

>>16134438
>You will never be tasked to deliver a package to a Lich that has specifically asked that you deliver it to her personally.

>>16134404
You already have Onis for this, they don't even have to be /fit/, the only required trait is that they love alcohol

>>16134449
>donating blood
I said Plasma. You can't legally get money for blood donations in the US, but plasma and bone marrow are still avaliable. You can get up to $3k for donating marrow, but it's amongst the most painful things you'll ever experience in your life.

Either way, stop commissioning and start saving.

>>16134456
But Onis are drunks that don't know how to be classy.

Demons are much better.

>>16134235

I can't even complain. Ghouls and Raiju are more popular now than they were before. I guess everything I like gets at least a little discussion/art/writing.

>>16134449
>Realktalk though, probably sweet, maybe a bit like sweat, definitely tastes like love.
Lewd!

>>16134465
I read you can get STDs from donating plasma and fuck up your hand. I mean I don't know if it's real but I ain't trying it.

>>16134377
No shit. They're prostitutes as an extraspecies brothel. They're not there to be just tarty.

>>16134485
Raijus are evil.

>>16134386
I fucking love assfangs.

>>16134494
Dumb wasp

>>16134494
I was talking about the rules. You can get banned for it.

>>16134498
Are you that anon who got noogie'd by one?

>>16134498

Oh.

>>16134514
Yes. I used to think they were pretty good, but now that I almost died I know their true nature.

>>16134450
>"I want Anon John to deliver this package for me. Posthaste."
>Lich gets ready, waiting for you to arrive
>She lights candles
>She chucks around rose petals all over the floor while blankly staring at nothing
>She then sits on her bed, which was moved right up to the door, and waits for you while burning some aphrodisiac incense
>After hours, days, 7 business days, there's a knock on her crypt stone door
>She uses magic to open the door while posing in an alluringly lewd manner
>"Welcome, Anon, I have been-"
>Instead of Anon, it's a tired looking Wock with bags under her eyes and a cigarette in each mouth
>"Here's your package of Golem parts. Sign here"
>Lich, internally confused, externally not giving a damn, asks what happened to Anon
>Turns outTurnsas fired last week for screwing his boss' daughter on his desk, video taping it, and giving the other employees a copy

>>16134465
I have a really low tolerance for pain, I don't think those things are for me.
There are better ways to make money, like getting a job, which I'll happily do at some point next year if I get the opportunity.
ha
>>16134508
I fucking love my wife and her cute butt.

>>16134490
>get stds
>for donating plasma
Fucking. What.
Unless you do it at a 3rd world shithole it should not give yiu stds or fuck up your hand.

>>16134545
Well that doesn't sound like me at all.

>>16134511
I could do with a vacation from this place, anyway.

>>16134558
Donating plasma doesn't even hurt.
Needles that withdraw hurt MUCH less than those that inject. It's like the difference between a love bite from a Holst and a rabid pitbull chewing on your leg.

>>16134532

Maybe it was a Wisp under the guise of a Raiju.

>>16134564
>like me
The Wock, the Lich, the wardrobe, or the Anon?

>>16134579
Yes.

>>16134494
I wonder how potent her venom is. MGE Hornets do have a paralyzing venom + aphrodisiac combo.

>>16134573
I doubt it. I'm sure it was a Raiju masturbating to me because I was naked and all, she let it slip one bit and there goes my shower.
Then she plays it off by giving me a noogie that made my hair smell really bad.

Damn you Raijus!

>>16134581
EMG Hornets don't.

You get stung by one, you're dead.

>>16134588

Well if you're sure then I'll gladly take her.

>>16134614
You can't. I need to get my revenge fuck.

How do I tame the Raiju?

>>16134637
Headpats

Any ideas for doodles now that I have papers again, comrades?

I though about desert Wendigo, but all I could come up with was a Wendigo with a sombrero and poncho.

>>16134581
She's a shitter from EMG, so her venom will most likely kill you.

>>16134498
I want an Raiju who zaps me and uses my unconscious body as a sex toy and then throws me at her sexually starved Ushi-Oni because I'm too weak of a man for her

>>16134640
MGC weather forecast featuring Raiju who predicts thunder and a lot of rape

>>16134639
>spoiler

Is that it? No hooking her up to a battery to overload her? Or does that just make her more horny?

And on a side note. Is it possible to take a nice warm bath with a Raiju? Or is it like dropping a toaster in the tub with you?

>>16134653
>Raiju
I'll try to think up something.
After playing more MH4U. Shit's awesome.

>>16134656
She'll do it to charge herself up while feeling good in the process.

If you're already a incubus you can join in!

>>16134665
>Spoiler
I played over 800hours of it
I'm currently trying to solo the entire game but I'm stuck on a few G3 quests

You could make your favorite monster into an MG, most of them translate very well, just look at all the gorgeous Zinogre art out there

Are Raiju good for charging up portable gaming consoles?

>>16134674
That isn't very safe.

>>16134680
I think the more experienced ones can control how much current flows into your console. However this requires her to be stuck with said console for a while.

The ones who try to mess will you might outright vaporize it though.

>>16134680
Probably. They can charge you at the same time too.

Vanilla or Strawberry?

>>16134677
I did Zinogres already. Though I'd love to try and do Kirin or Alatreon, since they're my favorites despite being the monsters I hate to fight the most.
And I might have to solo the game unless I hang around internet hotspots for co-op.

>>16134689
napoleon

>>16134689
Both.
I want to tease those ahoge while violating them both at the same time.

>>16134689
I'm more a vanilla guy.

>>16134698
Please do not rape the elves

>>16134683
She'll be fine.

The crazier ones might even learn lightning magic just to use it on herself.

>>16134706
>rape
But it's not rape if they secretly want it.

Raiju think tasers are sex toys.

>>16134717
It's not rape if they outright beg for your dick.

>>16134717
That's what all elf rapists say

>>16134726
It's not rape if they're already soaking wet before you even finish ripping their clothes off.

I want to be stranded on an island while all kinds of sharks try to get me to take a swim.
>tfw hammerhead, great whites, bull sharks that get mad when they see red, and the occasional megalodon.

>>16134738
It's not rape if you hear them masturbating and moaning your name.

So

Is it you who waifu's the waifu, or is it the waifu who husbando's you?

>>16134680
>ywn be bullied by a Raiju into trading her your best pokemons
>ywn use her tail to charge your 3DS
>swn get aroused by it
>ywn have sex with her
>ywn kill the mood by asking her to make pikachu noises

Life is not worth living

>>16134690
Everyone has a weird hate/love relationship with Alatreon
It'd make a great tsundere dragon for hatefuck, you should doodle her being all pissy about Anon trying to break her horns

>And I might have to solo the game
Good luck with that, I'm actually using power save to skip all the farming and just go straight to doing the quests and I'm still having issues
Don't judge me I already "finished" the game twice cleanly

>>16134740
I want to be saved from mean sharks by Leviathan and then get smothered by her big titties and aquamarine scales.

>>16134744
Waifu husbandoed me.

>>16134746
Levi-tan is the idol of the seas! Why watch old hags like Otohime dance when you have her?

>TFW having ideas for stories but no real motivation to utilize them because of how echo chamber-like this place has a proclivity to become

>>16134745
I'd draw Alatreon more as a haughty girl who mocks you when you fail to break her horns before flying in air mode for the billionth time.
Won't have an ahoge either, even though my doodles without ahoges are like Dragons without pride or money.

I soloed 3u and FU. 4u should be easy peasy.
Though the games are 90000000% more fun when you fight with others. Hopefully online isn't TOO dead, or else I have to deal with the shmucks in mhgeneral.

Monstergirls with kinetic weapons or monstergirls with projectile weapons?

>>16134762
Any excuse to do nothing.

>>16134771
Yes

>>16134761
>Levi is old as fuck
>Still more lively and youthful than all other sea lords/gods
Truly the best of the best.

>>16134762
Cry more faggot.

>>16134745
>kill the mood by asking her to make pikachu noises
She'd totally do it though

>>16134771
Which one is a pile bunker considered? It shoots out a spike, but it's a close combat item.

>>16134762
Shoggy please.

>>16134762
Git gud

>>16134785
Kinetic if the way the Graze Ein used it is considered.

>>16134779
Levi is one of a kind. Such a cheerful personality that can light up even the deepest and darkest parts of the ocean. I want to marry her.

>>16134770
>Haughty hime Alatreon
>She flies and mocks you whenever you try to touch her
>One day you finally get a hold of after drinking a mega dash juice
>Facefuck her using her horns as handles bars
>Keep going until they break

That will teach her

>>16134783
Raijus don't seem all that prideful and would do a lot of shameful stuff to get a dick but even them would not stoop so low unless her husband asked her to

>>16134725
>anon is sick of all the rape
>he used to be an innocent pure young boy with the world at his footsteps
>now he's go about 7 mistresses and gets raped around every corner
>decides to defend himself
>stand up
>be the first man to say "NO"
>buys himself some self defence
>a taser will do
>looks cool
>Raiju appears
>wants to rape poor anon
>anon uses the taser on the Raiju
>she just aheagos and starts touching herself
>poor anon
>raped again

>>16134808
Ah, mounting Alatreon is something Gen did right.

Though facefucking something that can breathe fire, ice, and summon lightning is not the best idea.

>>16134809
He gets a masochistic Raiju to /ss/ with so it checks out.

>>16134786
Who

>>16134799
She won't be one of a kind for long.
I'll marry her, and fill the oceans with countless ultra powerful sea dragon lolis for everyone!

>>16134822
Hey. I said I'll marry her first. You can get one of my daughterus, but Levi-tan is mine.

>>16134808
The best thing you can do with a sex monster is to take advantage of how far they're willing to go though.

>>16134824
Fine.

>>16134813
Just shove it deep enough. She won't be able to do anything other than enjoy the throat rape.

>>16134744
I waifu the waifu obviously. What do you take me for? Some queer?

>>16134832
Unless she enters fligt mode, sending you on one hell of a ride as she flails around in the air and you hang on for dear life trying to not let go.

>>16134819
How would he handle her? As soon as he leaves the house for work or something she is going to do some stupidly reckless stuff to get electrocuted
I bet he'll come home to her ahegaoing on the power lines at least twice a week

>>16134813
I was about to say this >>16134832
As for mounting it truly is a godsend, fuck flying monster both literally and figuratively especially Rathalos-chan

>>16134772
Better than producing subpar content, nerd.

>>16134837
If she tries to enter fly mode than you just need to enter her pussy mode. Air fucks are a thing with dragon waifus.

>>16134842
Flash bombs work wonders against the los. They will save your bacon during those dual silver and gold rath quests.

>>16134852
>Airfucking Alatreon
Or fucking her when she's stuck in a wall for revenge.

>>16134498
This is a factual statement.

>>16134862
>dual silver and gold rath quests.
You made me remember in the first monster hunter where there was that final dual quest.
Man, I was thinking that was pretty cool, but little did I know that years later I would be fighting world destroyer dragons.

>>16134762
>You will never go back to /a/-era /mgt/
>You will never go back to exodus-era /mgt/
>Comfy /mgt/ will never return
This place no longer holds the "least worst monstergirl community" badge anymore.

>>16134852
This actually makes way too much sense
Instead of stabbing them over and over with your carving knife you do it with your dick and instead of falling after you did enough damage they fall after they cum

>>16134862
I want to fondle rathalos-chan after flash bombing her, she'd be trashing around and calling me scum but I'd just roll through her tail swing

>>16133863
Kiss the fox!
Hug the fox!
Love the fox!
Fuck the fox!
Impregnate the fox!

>>16134875
Or getting killed by psychic water wyverns with shark heads using hip checks.

>>16134877
Pretty sure it does considering the only alternatives are MGR, TFT, and the wiki.

>>16134883
Why not trap her and watch her twitch and helplessly stand on a shocktrap?

>>16134890
Otherchan's board doesn't have shitstorms of the same caliber as this place. /a/'s threads didn't either, prior to the backseat mod menace.

>>16134842
She'd wear an absorbent magical rubber until her shota gets back from school.

>>16134877
>Letting one crybaby shitposter ruin your impression of this thread
>When he's not even a relevant writefag to begin with

>>16134886
Fuck her. I'm dressing as a frog, baiting and slapping that ghost ass so much that she won't be able to swim.

>>16134891
You could also use bondage trap if you're into that, followed by a big explosion right on her face.

>>16134905
Nigga I've been here all the way. This place has clearly changed.

>Writefag relevancy
You what

>>16134906
Paralyze her and violate her before all the others in town.

>>16134886
If I ever come across a Plesioth MG you better believe I'm fucking her in the ass until my dick falls off
After all, she caused me so much pain with her hips she has to grant me just as much pleasure to be even

>>16134891
>>16134913
Might as well go the full distance and get a hame squad then
By the time we're done with her she'll be doing the double peace sign

>>16134914
>all the way
Big talk for a whiny bitch who complains about how much we've changed when at our core we're still the exact same.

>>16134921
>Doppelganger potion hame squad gangbang on Plesioth
It's poetic

>>16134918
Hell no, I'm violating her so bad I'll make her addicted to only me.

>>16134921
>Slapping that ass with a hammer until she falls and squirms in the ground
Fuck yes.

>>16134897
>someone complains about "echo chamber" or "hugbox"
>shills for /monster/
Not even surprised at this point.

>>16134928
But you are.
Just in front of others and their waifus. It's like a performance.

>>16134914
Let me put it this way, since you want to go full dwarf star density. Writefags are relevant based on the content they produce and how often they produce it. Losenis? He's relevant. RSAnon? He's relevant. Fucking ELH and the Wordpress? Both are relevant. A whiny shitposter like Shoggocks who does the same 'woe is me' bullshit each and every time is about as relevant as a joke about laser disc players and beta max tapes in this day and age.

Either you write because you want to or you shut the fuck up and stop wallowing in your own goddamned self pity.

>>16134923
>>16134929
>Gets his panties in a knot at the slightest sign of a different opinion
>Makes a big deal out of it as if it were shitposting
Yeah sure.

>>16134935
Ops, looks like I got that the wrong way. But yes, I would fuck that fishy ass and cum inside harder than she sprays that fucking jet.

>>16134762

>>16134927
I didn't even think of this
I'd destroy all her holes so hard she won't be able to walk nor swim for at least 2 weeks
I'd also spank that ass so bad she'd never ever consider hip checking anyone again

I'd do the same to her dumb green sister as well

>>16134950
Just ignore the bitch waffle

So thread's quiet. Thinks it's just about time to introduce my wife. Just as everyone has calmed down.

>>16135000
Flat
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>>16135000
nice taste
nice trips

>>16135002
Hey, don't call her out on this she's already crossing her arms to hide it
She already has her beloved Pharaoh who walks around with a huge rack she doesn't need a mean Anon to mock her on top of it

>>16135002
N-Not true!

>>16135004
Much appreciated anon.

>>16135000
Anubutts are so cute when they're flustered.

>>16135000
She looks flustered. What did you do anon?

>>16135010
Told her she looks cute in her traditional attire.

I want to learn advanced biological chemistry with a Lich! And also have sex with her, I guess, but only because she wouldn't agree to tutor me if I didn't.

>>16135000
Your wife is pretty cute. Do you have any daughters?

>>16135013
Enjoy being a guinea pig.

>>16135013
Good man.
I would let her teach me anything really. Well, as long as I could still understand it.
And fucking her isn't a problem anyhow.

>>16135014
Not yet. But we're planning on having some pups later in our lives.

>>16135013
>biochem
>tfw failed a partial by 4 points

Fucking nucleic acids

>>16135013
That's nice. But do you ever worry about a dead cold pussy?

>>16135019
It's not possible! No undead can be that thicc!

>>16135018
I sure will when I get into a top tier college in MGC.

>>16135029
All the knowledge needs to go somewhere.

>>16135029
Nothing is beyond the powers of a lich anon. Nothing.

>>16135027
>implying a lich is cold on the inside
>implying that if she is, that she can't, and hasn't already adjusted her body to be as tender and warm as a yeti

>>16135032
If your mind is intact.

>>16135027
Demonic Energy

>>16135044
>A Lich is experimenting with the Yeti cuddle gene to determine the effects and benefits of implementing it into other monster girls
This is a very dangerous line of research, I hope you realize.

>>16135000
Wow she's very cute. Good one anon.

Would monster girls post on 4chan?
https://a.pomf.cat/eteqmb.jpg

Do not trust Liches
They will use you as a dildo chair while they read their grimoire
They will make you drink weird potions and have sex with you afterwards
They will use various body modifying spells to see which body type makes you cum the most
And you can bet they WILL make you floor their womb with your seed until they get pregnant

If you really want to have sex with an undead do it with a trustworthy girl like a Ghoul

>>16135064
I doubt 4chan, but definitely some sort of monster equivalent.
what would it be called?

>>16135070
No monster girl is trustworthy.

Just masturbate.

>>16135070
But anon, how can you say no to a girl like this when she tells you that she can teach you up to a college level in only a couple of months? All you have to do is participate an one little experiment for her.

>>16135074
4kun.

>>16135064
>Just get him to cum inside you OP
>not having him eat you out first
>Pet his hair, humans are not for lewd

>>16135064

>>16135064
>Automaton browses 4chan
>discovers /pol/

Master, can you install gas canister launchers for me? There is a particular group of humans I want to test it on.

>>16135082
What's the experiment?

What's your waifu like when she's drunk?

>>16135070
Liches would never make you do something that you don't want to.

>>16135103
I have no waifu, because no monster would want me.

>>16135103
This >>16135106

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=35886987&page=2
Tanned JubJubs in hotpants and bikini tops!

I love it when Succubi have THICC spade tails, like really THICC.

Which Monster Girls are best for Gentle Femdom?

>>16135103
She starts licking and nibbling. If I put my tongue out she starts playing with it until we have sex and she goes off to sleep.

>>16135111

>>16135100
It's very complicated and would take far to long to explain in a way that you would understand , but it involves testing the effects of a cell culture of Hakutaku, Mindflayer, and Tentacle monster girls in certain an alchemical mixture and magic ritual.

>>16135091
>grab him by the crotch and tell us how he reacts

>>16135106
I feel sad for drepressed Anons that don't have a waifu to save them.

>>16135121
My fucking dick. I want to rip that pussy apart so bad.

>>16135121
Thicker.

>>16135127
I used to think I could have a waifu, and then I realized the error of my ways.

>>16135113
Pharaoh so you can "bow" before the queen and involve all sorts of oils and incense.

>>16135091
The last one is the only poster making any sense.

>>16135140
Anyone can have a waifu, you just need to feel her love. I'm sure there is a monster girl out there wishing you were by her side.

>>16135103
Extra clingy, a little more cheerful than normal and lots of rambling about love.

>>16135146
Sounds great. Would she allow me to pleasure her on her throne? And dress me up in "traditional" clothes?

>>16135113
Anubis obviously. Her bossiness turns me on and Id prefer a mix between gentle and hard femdom. And when I say hard femdom. I mean leave you in tears femdom.

>>16135103
Giggly.

>>16135103
Very flustered and confused. In which I'll have to help her.

>>16135169
>I mean leave you in tears femdom.

Only if it involves cuddling me after.

>>16135113
The majority of them honestly. They all take the lead by still care intensely about their partner.

>>16135185
Even a Holst?

>>16135183
Of course. I'm her little submissive doggie after all.

>>16135155
There's no monstergirl that'd want an overweight shitheel like me.

>>16135195
Yes even a holst
http://move.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/d/image/1407/62/1407626469888.png

>>16135137
I think that's the thickest one on a lilim yet. Unless there's some DA-tier art out there I haven't seen.

>>16135077
>Not trusting Unagi-Joros
What is wrong with you, how can you look at her gentle expression and not think she is wife material?

>>16135105
They have their ways, even if you don't want it at first you'll want it by the end

>>16135205
If there are people here who would lick a fat monster's feet just so she can trash talk them I'm sure there is a monster girl that would love to cuddle you.

>>16135213
Truly Holsts are the best girls.

>>16135103
She's a fun goofy drunk as opposed to a mature, prideful Dragon. She's the bestest.

>>16135165
Oh yes. She'd play it all up. You, the exotic slave from a faraway country who was bathed ad brought before her, the everlasting queen of the desert, who despite all her wealth and power is still in need of companionship. She's going to bend you until you can only worship her

>>16135103
What happens if an Automaton ingests Bacchanite alcohol?

>>16135242
Sounds like the good life to me.

I'll worship the HELL out of her.

I might be misremebering, but wasn't there some audio drama about a alurane girl giving the listener a body massage with her nectar?

>>16135195
Only if you don't have sex with her for a long time

But you wouldn't do that, right anon?

>>16135278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk

>>16135267
Do you really? You could have a life ad thoughts of your own rather then being the slave of some queen, forced to devote your waking life to her.

>>16135220
Unagi-Joros conspire to get you into lewd situations.

>>16135280
To be honest no.

Those titties call to me too much.
>>16135283
Get outta here Apophis. Pharaoh loves me and cares for me.

>>16135286
You're the one who slips on her slime and fall into her cleavage
In fact you should be grateful she is there to catch you

>>16135283
free will is overrated

>>16135295
But she's the one who put that slime there!

I want to fuck a lich and not help her with any experiments

>>16135303
That was 100% an accident and she can't help herself, she needs her slime to stay hydrated

Do you really think she'd be cunning enough to put her slime in specific places to make sure you fall into her? You sound like one of those crazy conspiracy theorist who say that Druella caused the fall of Lescatie on 11/9

>>16135322
But she does exactly that! She plans exactly where to put her slime so she can try to seduce me!

>>16135229
You don't get it. I'm utterly worthless in every aspect of my life.

>>16135344
Sure Anon, and P'Orcs can fly too

I'm starting you're the one who slip on her slime on purpose, you just want an excuse to fondle her and sniff her don't you?

>>16135353
That's what you think. There is one thing you work for, and that is being with a monster girl.

>Oh, but I wouldn't be able to make her happy!
Not how it works, little Anon. She is worth something and a pretty cool girl, so she can and will bring back your smile and with that, both of you will be happy.

>>16135366
Of course not, I don't even like those damn eels!

>>16135384
Then why do you keep "accidentally" falling on top of her in lewd positions as if you were a dense harem MC?

>>16135369
You don't it, man. I've been a disappointment to my family my whole life and bringing home a waifu would just garner more disappointment,

>>16135229
To be fair, I would love a fat monster girl to talk down to me but I draw the line at foot licking.

>>16135426
Screw your family, get yourself a nice waifu who loves you from the bottom of her heart no matter what and form a new family with her

When your daughters will look you straight into the eyes and tell you about how great of a father you are you will truly learn your value as a person

I'd say aim for a wolfu, they have a strong sense of family

>>16135433
You do, but I know some other Anons here that would love to be stepped on by a big girl.

>>16135426
Maybe stop thinking about your family then? Be a little selfish my friend, stop thinking about other people's happiness and start focusing on yours. Make yourself happy before making others.

>>16135464
Oh, I'd have no issues with a girl that size stepping on me, its just the 'foot licking' thing that turns me off.

She could freshly wash that thing and then order me to lick it and I'd still go from full to no mast in a second.

Would totally let her sit on me or have her force me to eat her out though.

>OniTengu hasn't drawn this perpetually-in-estrus massive milktanked fox wearing cowprint yet

>>16135487
I see. Well you are still a very nasty person, but a little bit less than the really nasties. A girl sitting on you and forcing you to eat her out is top fuckign taste. I would love if my waifu did that to me and played with my dick using her tail.

How many of you would get off on your waifus unique parts?

How many of you would let the wock suck your dick?

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PROFILE GOD DAMN

>>16135497
That would indeed be nice, she'd need some nice, dark mistress gear on while she does it, small enough to show some skin and tight enough to emphasize her pudge.
Cuddling would be mandatory afterwards, especially if she remains smug.

>>16135497
>>16135500
I have a insane fetish with Dragon's tail underside and base. Like, I just want to massage that soft spot and shove my face in there so I can lick it all up until she cums.

>>16135500
Tentacles are made for lewd so there will be plenty of getting to her unique parts

>spoiler
I-I would

>>16135512
Mine isn't even chubby, her ass is just the right size to let me enjoy heaven. She isn't that much of a dom either, she does it for me but ends up getting a little bit carried away until she cums and we cuddle.

>>16135500
Tailjobs yes.

>>16135535
That would be good too.
Clumsy doms are cute too.

I just enjoy them big be it breasts, ass, or otherwise.

What body is better, hourglass or pearshaped?

I can't decide.

>>16135561
Depends.

>>16135561
Hourglass since it's just pearshape but with assets on the chest as well

>>16135561
They are both good, but only in that while pear shaped can be good, hourglass will always be better.

>>16135547
Having a clumsy dom is pretty fun too, especially since I'm a pretty huge switch.

Having her sit on my face and saying that I'm her slave, just to be cut off and telling me to stop it once I start getting more and more agressive to the point where even though she is on top I'm the one in charge. After that we go to some battle sex to see if she can get her revenge or not.

God, i fucking love my waifu.

>>16135506
Tomorrow I hope

>>16135500

Hair jobs are great

>>16135561
I like both.

>>16135506
KC has been murdered.

>>16135579
Exactly.

Its wonderful, not matter her size or figure.

Did you know? There are three kinds of elves...

I want a Hakutaku onee-san so that maybe I won't be so dumb.

>>16135597
Elves for breeding, Elves for domming, and Elves for slutting?

>>16135597
The pretty ones, the prettier ones, and the prettiest ones?

>>16135605
Muscle elves
Waifish Elves
Chubby elves

>>16135561
Pear, because you can't go wrong with wide hips and a nice ass, but big tits will look stupid on some girls.

>>16135597
Does it matter? They're all waifu tier.

>>16135614
How muscled are we talking here?

>>16135597

>>16135636
This half-elf seems to take after her mother.

>>16135636
Okay fuck, I'm torn on if I would fuck this or not.
If I did I'd certainly take responsibility.

>>16135635
Warriors that come close to rivaling an orc, although elven genetics allow them to keep their large chests and rear.

>>16135635

>>16135635
Like this?

>Hooh? You want the strength to avenge your men?
>I want to hear my name on your tongue, see the pitiable helplessness in your eyes. After all, what good of a shepherd would I be if I did not bring back even the most wayward of my flock?
>Don't worry, little Human. I have much greater plans for you. You will become stronger than any hundred men tenfold, you will have the speed of a falling star and the force of lightning!
>After all, I am a magnanimous Goddess. All I ask is your unerring loyalty. For that price I shall re-forge you into something MORE.
>You will become my wrath made manifest!
>Now go, and do MY WONDERS!

>>16135650
All 2D muscle girls have large chests and rear if you want, because that's the point of 2D, not being 3DPD.

>>16135668
yeah but these are elves, they do it perfectly.

>>16135665
>That filename

She's a good girl anon.

What kind of restaurants would different monster girls make?

I imagine Holsts would have either vegetarian restaurants or bakeries.

>>16135718
Ignore him

>>16135729
>vegetarian restaurants
That would be centaurs. I don't see why holsts wouldn't eat meat.

>all those discussions involving fat Anubis butt
>none of it involved facesitting

>>16135745
Centaurs are carnivorous actually.

It must be a tremendous boon being both good with a bow and being able to literally chase down prey while retaining the ability to shoot it.

>>16135777
Weren't they just alcoholics?

>>16135781
You're thinking Satyros.

>>16135781
No.

Their profile even explicitly states that they are warriors and roam about hunting animals.

>>16135762
Thats because it makes them too open for counter attacks, athough I would enjoy an anubis with an extra fat ass

>>16135789
>>16135789
He may be talking about the original greek stories where they, yes, where drunkards.

>>16135546
Seconded, especially tails like manticores.

Bi-Corn and Nightmare are human male energy.

Unicorn is herbivore.

Centaur is carnivorous.

White Horn is Omni but is mostly vegetables and grasses.

Considering how Centaur is the baseline and the rest are subspecies I'm sure all of them could eat meat if they wanted to but simply prefer one thing over the other.

Holstaur is strictly herbivore though.

...I mean Unicorn's would be those innocent girls who nurse animals back to health with white magic and lie down near a stump to sing as forest critters surround her. I don't think she'd want to eat said animals.

>>16135810
KC made them weak to liquor, likely as a nod to the greek thing.

>>16135762
>she comes home late, all cranky from a long day at the office
>upon seeing you in the kitchen, she tackles you to the ground, pinning your head between her thighs
>she proceeds to violently grind your face into her, letting off all the anger built up from that damn cheshire teasing her all day
>you reciprocate, plunging your tongue deep into her
>she cums violently, pushing down onto you with all her weight and throwing her head back, her tail whapping against you
>she collapses and passes out from a combination of exhaustion and pleasure
>she wakes up on the couch with a full cooked meal sitting in front of her, and you beside her, giving her head rubs

2017 can't come soon enough

>>16135822
I wish Snib would finish that WIP at some point, maybe increase her bust size a little.

>>16135825
>2017 can't come soon enough
It's not happening.

>>16135835
That was what was said for every major even that happened in 2016. And everytime it was wrong.

2017 will happen.

>>16135842
Anon, I want it to happen as much as you, but let's face it, it won't.

What if the next profile is a Zombie Succubus?

>Take a little break from writing
>Suddenly inertia happens and don't feel like getting out of the break to write

It's gonna be one of those days huh