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Lazy NEET Yetis

Zombie stories?

He is a very lewd man, finishing up like that.

>>16146171
No problem anon
>>16146169
Wow latenight that's fuckin lewd
draw my waifu sometime

Lewd!
Lewd Succubi!

>>16146200
Penywise is your man.

>>16146197
Are they chubby?

>>16146203
Thanks a lot. I was going to try to bother you with another one, but the original is just so perfect I'm going to keep it. Sleep with the succubutts, Anon. And thanks latenight for making cute dragons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt524wGJFqs

It's been a rough day at work, I need some comfy fox stories. Got any?

Uh Oh, Anon's
You went out drinking, wandered out into the night and knocked some random monstergirl up.

Luckily some passing paladins saved you and chased her off.

Years later you get a knock at your door.
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=fantasycross
First result is your child. (Choose female if you only want a daughteru)
What kind of monster girl did you knock up and will you take responsibility?

I want to be the communal cuddler for a group of oppai loli werecats

>>16146197
I want to cuddle with one and play RPGs instead of shitty MMOs with ungrateful party members.

What do you think the differences are between /rhumanboys and /hbg/?

>>16146164
Mine likes gardening and cooking. At night we gaze at the clear skies as she hums a little song and rests her head in my shoulder while wraping her tail around me. I pet her head and we go to sleep.

>>16146222
I'll do as many as are given to me, it's no big deal. Besides, I'm mostly just running them through a contrast filter a couple of times and then erasing any background fuzziness.
And I'll be sleeping with my wife thank you very much.

>>16146228
Kitsoviet has a myriad of lewd ones. But there is pic-related, which Penywise wrote IIRC.

>>16146215
They have big thighs from eating too much ice cream to keep cool

To save our mother earth from any alien attack!

>>16146247
/hbg/ is awful threadcanon

>>16146247
One's on a garbage website and the other one isn't.

>>16146257
>Grigori
Poor Luth, he didn't know.

>>16146256
But do they have meaty rears to go with them?

>>16146251
Ah, sorry. Yes I bet your waifu would be pretty mad if a succubus tried to hit on you. I know mine would go pretty crazy.
But thanks again and good work with those cleanings.

>>16146257
From vicious giant insects who have once again come back!

>>16146247
Neither of them would exist. Monsters could probably actually get a bf pretty easy.
/r9k/ or some equivalent would exist for a little bit, with mostly human girls. Then they just all turn monster and join the fun.

>>16146258
Someone here doesn't like fun.

I want a Tanuki waifu to force me to stop working this shitty job because she's a upper level Tanuki Financial manager, raking in the dough and "it's her job to make money".
I want my Tanuki waifu to ask that I make dinner and give her loving, thus giving a purpose to her life.
I want my Tanuki waifu to come home in her suit, only to find me more exhausted then she is after attending to our daughterus all day.

>>16146201
Latenight must've had a hunch that the thread was about to get bumped off the board.

>>16146274
Don't bully the dire bug girls.

Hopefully a new Commission sketch will come in tonight. I'm excited!

>>16146280
Business Monster Girls are great, who doesn't love a girl in charge?

>>16146203
>missed latenight again
fuck

>>16146280
>Tanukis
Belong in the showers.

>>16146288
>just wock
Okay

>>16146281
Yeah, it was the last thread in line for some time. But I have to say, that was quite dangerous.
He probably has a smug face with a succubus on his lap right now.

Also, that was quite the lewd (you)

Is YBA finished yet?

>>16146288
What is Gao and why is it worth 60 bucks?

>>16146280
Tubby tanukis are for giving chubby daughterus

>>16146293
What do you mean just wock?

>>16146275
Anon, /hbg/ exists in a universe where monstergirls exist but human boys don't.

>>16146288
I hope Gao arts fast because I'm really looking forward to this one
>>16146293
That could come off as kind of rude, anon.
>>16146269
For sure.

>>16146277
It devolves into RP bullshit 100% of the time, of course I dislike it.

>>16146302
YBA isn't even in the realm of the living. Only by offering him blood tithes of shitposters and faggots can we let him back in.

>>16146280
I want a shortstack Gremlin to collapse on the couch after she gets home from work and give me the puppy dog eyes until I pick her up and put her on my lap while stroking her hair.

>>16146288
Wock milk?

>>16146324
Gazer booty.

>>16146323
Proof?

>>16146325
Babadook be a cutie.

>Circle jerk: the thread
Why do mods hate /jp/?
This cancer should have stayed in /a/.

>>16146341
Too bad she tends to give all the shotas quite the... spook spook spook

>>16146242
>"tomb raiding" Sphinx with an ass for days
I'm so okay with this.

>>16146274
We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack!

>>16146242
>"The world-weary female half-Angel armorer. Her wardrobe is impractical. Her non-human ancestry gives her a strangely attractive appearance."
I'm not sure that those paladins were chasing her off. Her mother's probably been searching for me all these years so we can be a proper family.

>>16146386
>no toned /k/omanndo elf gf to go hunting with
I'm not crying, I just cut up some onions. I swear!

>>16146325
Alright, so whats stopping us from summoning him then?

>>16146242
>Slovenly unicorn in tight fitting robes who has a chronic medical condition.

I'm not entirely certain why a unicorn raped me but I'm sure as hell not letting my daughteru be a filthy degenerate.

I bet that chronic condition is because she's fat.

>Monster girl thread
>Literally the most human "monstergirl" you could ever devise used as the OP image

This trend in OPs would be hilarious if it weren't so sad to see over and over again.

>>16146400
>muh monstrous monsters

>>16146400
And?

>>16146404
That's the idea, yes.

>>16146410
Well it sure sucks for you that undead are the best then, doesn't it.

>>16146400
Humans are the real monsters.

>>16146362
>>16146400
Here, then. Have a monstrous monster and shut the fuck up about the circle-jerk. Jesús.

>>16146416
>Giving the first guy (you)s

>>16146396
I would rather a /fit/ operator wolfu

>>16146427
That wolfu is for mating presses!

>>16146242
>Reverse trap dapper tanuki blacksmith with unnatural attractiveness
Holy shit. She's doing better than if I had been there to raise her. I'd take responsibility, if it didn't seem greedy to do so when my daughter is so successful. If we agreed not to bring money into it, then of course.

>"You sure got a purty mouth boy!"

>>16146436
That's redundant.
All canine girls require that.

>>16146442
Are her feet normal?

>>16146404
>>16146408

>>16146447
Oh yeah?
Well, do all of them deserve to be pumped full of litters of pups?
Because thats what I plan on doing.

>>16146338
yes

>>16146442
oh shit im sorry

Do not respond to it.
Do not give it attention, and let it slink back to whatever hole it crawled out of.

>>16146418
Yeah, my bad.

>>16146462
Eh?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that the wyvern eyrie is a dangerous place to be, even if its currently inhabited by a flight of oppai lolis that are smug beyond their apparent age.

>>16146473
When is the tall and skinny season?

Mary is cute!

>>16146476
Winter.
Fall is oppai lolis
Spring is chubby oneesans and summer is /fit/ wyverns with loads of muscle

>>16146456
sorry for what?

>>16146484
So Spring is best season?

>>16146485
Mantimoms teach their daughters not to be afraid of their tailpussy, especially when they are that size and all.

>>16146397
My continued existence, I guess.

>>16146485
our waifus told us not to be ashamed of our tastes

>>16146487
It's pretty good.
The muscled ones are surprisingly skilled at mating but the oneesans aren't bad.

Do note that they aren't the same girls each season, its pretty much a giant timeshare that all the girls trade each season.

>>16146484
And where can I find the normal ones? In the transition between seasons?

>That feel when you're not the ordained saviour, legendary champion or great messiah, just some plucky guy with a sword and shield trying to do what he can to help the world.
[Spoiler]>That feel when your monster nieceu looks up to you like you're the greatest damned hero that ever lived anyway. Despite you telling her anything to the contrary.[/spoiler]

>>16146442
And you've got a pretty tail.

>>16146288
Oh dear! That wock's chest seems fit to burst right out of her power suit.

I wonder how common of an occurrence that is in monster offices?

>>16146499
Yeah, they show up inbetween seasons when girls are leaving/coming.

>>16146502
Wow. Fucked the spoiler tags.

Time for bed.

>artist posts his art to four different websites
>some pieces only get uploaded to one of the sites
>others are uploaded to multiple sites, but in different quality/resolution
>the site with the highest quality version is random

>>16146506
Yes, especially when co-workers have been making fun of the holst secretary

So Latenight, if you're still around, when do we get to see what that Succubutt can do with a cock? The teasing is giving me blueballs, man.

Fit tomboy oni!

>>16146516
Do the ritual.

>>16146242
>The intuitive female half-Unicorn exorcist. Her wardrobe is utilitarian. Her face hints at her non-human ancestry, but she otherwise appears human.

So, horsefaced?

>>16146510
Oh god I know this feel and it's awful.
>artists have twitter, tumblr and pixiv
>pixiv and tumblr are out of date 90% of the time
>trying to hoard high quality art on twitter is a pain

>>16146530
Why the long face?

>>16146530
Given we're talking about monstergirls it's probably just facial markings and black Sclera.

Alright Anons, your waifu is coming over, and you want to impress her with a nice meal! But you don't have time to go out and buy food, she's on her way RIGHT NOW. You can only make her something with what you currently have. What do you make, and do you think she will like it?

>>16146303
>What is Gao and why is it worth 60 bucks?

Probably some kind of street drug, and this Wock crime boss is offering $60 a pop for it.

>>16146528
But I don't have any chickens.

>>16146540
Cup Ramen, and no. Probably not. After all, I'm just a disappointment.

>>16146543
Is this some sort of illegal muscle enhancer using jinko essence?

>>16146540
Frozen pizza and popcorn chicken.
If she wasn't a Hellhound I'd be fucked.

>>16146540
>waifu is a Hellhound
Sriracha burgers on a toasted bun with waffle fries and some corn on the cob. With a freshly made jug of sweet tea.
>this make a for a happy waifu

>>16146536
I just gave up looking for art and wait for other people to find and post it in the threads. Too much of a hassle.

>>16146550
Yeah, Hellhounds seem like the type who are easy to impress. We thankfully have lots of meat stocked up, bacon, chicken, ground beef, etc etc, could just cook all of that up and she would probably be happy.

>>16146557
Forget the waifu. I'm raiding Anon's dinner.

>>16146480
>rabbit girl footjobs still not english
dammit all

>>16146540
Guess I can microwave a potato.

>>16146544
I've got you covered.

>>16146540
A spicy, frozen burrito and a rice/veggie mix.

Not bad considering I haven't shopped for her.


That would be fine, as its a good burrito, but it seems the dice have deemed my waifu to be a dryad this time.

>>16146509
Friendly advice and reminder that pressing Ctrl+S while typing in the reply box makes spoiler tags show up automatically.

https://twitter.com/shakekoujou/status/795978799930187776

Neat.

>>16146575
Neat

>>16146575
I want a (hand?) job from Orifice Girl!

I just want to say from last thread:

Fuck you, hellhounds are the best gentle doms.

>>16146558
I wonder how she'd enjoy a multi-meat burger with steak fries?

>>16146540
>Pharaoh.
>Nothing in the fridge except beer, a carton of eggs and four potatoes.
>Freezer has a single tub of ice cream and a shitton of moose meat my dad just suddenly dumped on me last time I saw him.
>Got a full spice rack, so I got that going for me at least.

...So I guess it's... meat and potatoes? Pan-fried, because I'm in an apartment and can't have a grill.

This will probably not end well.

>>16146575
Is that a Graboid?

Watched Tremors when i was really young and it fuck me up ever since

>>16146550
>>16146557
>>16146558
if you really want to impress your hellhound waifu, you cook the food on her
and then tell her she's the best grill ever

that being said,

>>16146540
>hellhound
make use of the left over ground beef, pork, chicken, and use that bottle of hot sauce i've been meaning to drink

>>16146594
>Full spice rack
If you have that, I don't see any problems. You just have to be creative. Besides, I'm sure she's gotten accustomed to the taste of peasant food from dating you.

>>16146602
>Cook the food on her
That's getting into some very lewd territory. I'm not sure I'd be able to resist just putting a bunch of dessert toppings on her and licking them off.

>>16146585
Just imagine it, having some intense, rough sex, and after you're both spent, you get to be her little spoon, she squeezes you in her embrace tight enough to make you think she's worried she's going to lose you, and you get to rest your head on her soft cleavage mofu as she gently strokes your head with her big soft paw pads.

>>16146594
>Anon's panicking as he spices deer meat and starts baking the potatoes when he hears the doorbell.
>His Pharaoh girlfriend is there holding a pair of shopping bags.
>One of them has a bunch of vegetables, a couple dozen Ciabatta rolls, and various drinks.
>The other one is smaller and has treats varying from a pie to cream puffs.
>Also dates. An almost distressing amount of dates.

>>16146617
Whoops, forgot it was moose meat while I typed. Oh well.

>>16146575
>Graboid-chan
Well shit.

>>16146602
Grills aren't very good for frozen food anon.
However, I wouldn't mind getting out a spray can of whipped cream and licking it off her body.

>>16146615
>Hellhound waifu hugs you close like she's afraid she'll lose you after sex.
>Hug her back.
>Hear her tail start thumping harder against the bed.
Yes.

So, what is everyone's opinions about Raccoons?

>>16146628
Damn it, I can't seem to find that screencap of the greentext where Anon tells a Hellhound, post sex, why he likes her, and her tail starts thumping quickly against the bed.

>>16146637
Can't think of them without hearing the tail-wag sound effect from Super Mario Bros. 3.

>>16146628
no anon dont deconstruct my shitty pun just appreciate please i put a lot of effort into it

>>16146639
this wan?

>>16146644
What about raccoon businesses?

>>16146323
*pushes you up against a wall and growls*

>>16146645
That wan. Thanks.

>>16146645
I want to make a Hellhound so happy that her tail goes from "THUMP THUMP THUMP" to "THUMPTHUMPTHUMP".

>>16146648
is that supposed to look phallic

>>16146649
*hand reaches down to my chained up demon katana and rests on the skull pommel with inset rubies for eyes*
got a problem, punk?

Manticores are kind of growing on me.

>>16146663
*unsheathes dick*
*it's a hologram*

Heh... nice try... ki...d...

>>16146665
>You'll never be forcibly milked by two lewd Manticore nurses beyond what you should be.
>You'll never make them take responsibility.
Damn.

>>16146605
>After a life of pomp and priviledge spanning several milennia, she's actually really, -really- into that.
>Peasently things, I mean.
>Make her the dinner, comprising of an animal your father likely killed, crudely gutted and then shared with you because of course he did; he's your father and he loves you and wants to make damn sure you're eating well, instead of delegating it to some palace servant he doesn't have and a common vegetable that has no place in a royal banquet.
>Her eyes water, making you fear you've fucked up, but it's actually because she thinks it's beautiful.
>You have a job, a trade in fact, leaving your hands more rough and calloused than any tea-sipping noble.
>She likes to grab you by the wrist and gently rub her cheek into your palm.
>Come home from work sore, sweaty and covered in dirt.
>You don't even realize she's in your apartment until your half-way through untying your boots and she's suddenly crouched down with you, cradling your head and nuzzling into your hair, breathing in your post-work sweat.

>>16146386
THE EDF DEPLOYS!

>>16146656
I think its her ass actually

>>16146665
If I'm in a hospital, I'm not there to get raped by some shitty manticores. If my nurse is going to rape me, can you at least make her not shit?

>>16146665
Never liked them and it's not likely to change.
Sadists can take a hike.

>>16146615
It hurts that this won't ever be real

>>16146665
I love everything about manticores except the sadism. I'd be down for a nice cuddlecore though.

>>16146684
She's taken an oath to make sure you feel better, anon, especially if that means sex. I'm sure she has some boundaries, or at the very least would be gentle so as to not injure you more.

>>16146695
>She's taken an oath to make sure you feel better, anon, especially if that means sex
So have all the other nurses. some of which are no shitty manticores.

>>16146698
Just give her a chance, anon. I'm sure she's a really sweet girl.

>>16146703
No, get the fuck out of here.

>>16146695
>get a slow, tender milking at least once a day while you recover in bed
>always lasts at least an hour as she makes each climax a work of art
>end up absolutely addicted and ask her to dinner when you get out
She's playing the long game.

>>16146704
Fine then, ya crank. Enjoy your new nurse.

>>16146693
>I love everything about manticores except the sadism
>I love everything about unicorns except the monogamy
>I love everything about elves except the ears
>I love everything about hellhounds except the dominance

>>16144671
https://a.pomf.cat/ocnnbd.png

>>16146203
Nice work!

>>16146289
Here you go

>>16146201
>>16146281
>>16146300
More like panic when I was wondering why I couldn't delete that image. Would this method of lewd work better from now on?

I can't help it. I'm a sucker for the beautiful mane. I want to snuggle her close and bury my face in it. I want to look up at her face and see that wonderful smile framed by that gorgeous mane while she rides me.

Help me, I'm addicted to fluffy manes.

>>16146684
>No-nonsense Ogre MD walks into the room, looks up from her clipboard and scowls at what's going on.
>"Lacy, that man has broken every rib in his chest, ruptured his spleen, punctured a lung and lost an eye. Could you stop being a slut for five fucking minutes and do your damned job already?"

>>16146665
Cruel and intelligent is a solid combination.

Being able to ruthlessly coerce you into a relationship without having to resort to physically overpowering you is hot.

>>16146708
Now this is more like it.

>>16146713
Demons do that without being shitters.

An oni is fine too.

>>16146709
>but muh profile
Here's your (you)

>>16146710
>https://a.pomf.cat/ocnnbd.png
Those two shall receive all the daughterus they desire.
>Would this method of lewd work better from now on?
I don't mind it, the cute birb doodles are also nice.

>>16146710
>that follow up pic
Latenight you're doing God's work.

>>16146719
If you "like" them except for, you know, a core aspect of their personality, then you really just want someone to play dress-up.

>>16146710
Draw more lewd you nerd

>>16146717
I prefer my Onis bigger.

How does >>16146717
Become this?

>>16146708
That's even worse!

>>16146730
>Squishy worse than manticunt
Neck yourself.

>>16146724
Don't corrupt him.

>>16146717
What kind of oni, the "raid your village and drag you off as a sex slave" kind?

>>16146723
>a core aspect of their personality
>MGs share identical personality traits
>as defined by three paragraphs of fetish material
You need to do better than that.

>>16146575
I want to put my dick in that.

>>16146710
This works for me.

This works for me quite well.

>>16146730
You misspelled "better."

>>16146728
Oni genetics, lots of milk, and love for her childhood friend.

>>16146736
He's already corrupt anon

>>16146738
>MGs of a species have a common trait, which means they are all identical
False equivalence harder why don't you.

>>16146742
Do you feel clever? Fuck off retard

>>16146738
>I want a Dark elf who isn't into bondage and isn't interested in the dom sub dynamic, being an equal instead

You mean to tell me that >>16146717 grows up to become this >>16146728 thicc goddess?

>>16146750
You'll get over it.

>>16146242
>The unconfident female half-Manticore witch/warlock with unusual luck. She has a graceful build. Her non-human ancestry gives her a horribly inhuman appearance.

She's a ugly witch
I have to burn her

>>16146748
>MGs share identical personality traits
>All manticores are sadists
Exercise your reading comprehension.

>>16146748
I want a MG who is interested in totally vanilla sex, making her a filthy degenerate to all other MG's.

>>16146737
I kind of want an Oni to kidnap me and drag me off to her house to rape me roughly until there's a me shaped indentation in her bed.
I want to wake up with her cuddling me and calling me her husband.

>>16146712
That's a good Ogre.

>>16146544
He means this one. Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaSsuZC6vEg

>>16146708
I would settle for nothing less than a cute Gremlin nurse who I can cuddle and play VR with. And if they send me a Cheshire instead I'm reminding everyone who comes in my room that Scrubs got a 10th season.

>>16146761
>>MGs share identical personality traits
I mean
they do.
An encyclopedia entry that does not define something about a species means nothing, and part of what makes each species unique is how that species acts.

How do you feel about lewd Squirrels, anon?

>>16146777
Eddgy.

>>16146777
I don't know that non-lewd squirrels exist.

>>16146770
>encyclopedia entry
First, regardless of whatever KC thinks, three paragraphs is hardly a encyclopedia entry.

Second, something as complex as personality is never representative of all individuals.

>>16146765
I'd prefer to fall victim to a minotaur raiding party and passed along as the herds mating stud

>>16146783
I want the opposite.

>>16146781
It's not their whole personality, it's a definitive facet of it. It's what makes the species different.
Since appearance can differ wildly between members of a species, a good chunk of what makes one species unique from the others is their temperament.
Otherwise, all you have is one big undefined mish-mash.

>>16146738
>as defined by three paragraphs of fetish material
Not that, but im pretty sure if anything the traits listed under the disposition header are like, the only non negotiable parts of the species.

>>16146783
>They draw straws to decide who gets you first.
>Spend days tied up in a tent being raped by /fit/ busty Minotaurs.
>Time starts to blur as you're continuously assaulted by Minotaur pussy milking your dick dry.
>Every so often the Minotaur riding you will shove one of her ludicrous tits against your face and force you to drink some of her milk, revitalizing you.
>After a solid three days you notice that the rape has finally stopped.
>You vaguely notice that you're moving, and when you fully come to you notice you're slung over one of the Minotaur's shoulders.
>Suddenly you hear a number of voices and see that the five Minotaurs have brought you to an entire village of them.
>The minotaur carrying you looks up at you, winks, and congratulates you on becoming the village husband.
Have fun anon.

>>16146324
>could
That's the point, and speaking of.

Post screenshots of what it'd be like to raise a cute Daughteru. Be clear about the species, like pic related.

>>16146806
>Wasting images
How about no?

>>16146798
Though at the same time, arguing about what traits a fictional character can and cant have is kinda stupid. He can have his cuddlecore all he wants and whats going to stop him?

>>16146804
Don't be a fagger, anon.

>>16146806
Sorry senpai, but this >>16146808

>>16146809
He can have it to himself all he desires.

But if he posts it here I'm gonna call him a faggot.

>>16146794
>one big undefined mish-mash
What's wrong with that? Why does each species have to be carefully written to appeal to one or two specific personality fetishes?

This is just a sorry case of the "dere-syndrome" which I guess I've just never understood why it's popular. With so many variables like upbringing, it's difficult to imagine that there wouldn't be variety within a species.

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>>16146822
So what does that make you for following KC's encyclopedia like it's the word of god?

At least he wants more personality in MGs. I'll take that over cookie-cutter girls any day.

>>16146829
Fuck off Order Scum.

>>16146836
>a species having a couple set traits means that all members are identical
It's like you're being stupid on purpose.

>>16146242
>The inexperienced female half-Kitsune marine. Her non-human ancestry isn't obvious, but she has some odd traits hinting at her parentage.

So, I procreated for the Emperor? Fine by me.

>>16146829
I can't decipher this.

>>16146843
>Sadism is just a tiny, insignificant trait
I don't think I'm the moron here.

>>16146852
I'm sure you've met plenty of sadists and never knew it.

>>16146851
"REMINDER MONSTERGIRLS NEED PURGING THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM YOUR LOCAL INQUISITOR"
It's an Order Shill.

>>16146829
.-- . .-- .. .-.. .-.. .-. .. ... . .- --. .- .. -. -- -.-- -... .-. --- - .... . .-.

>>16146851
Use google you faggot.

>>16146829
Thats what I call a ｓｈｉｔｐｏｓｔ

>>16146858
No you won't.

>>16146855
Of course. I've also met a lot of people who probably like handholding tantric sex and kissing.
What is the opposite of a sadist?
I wouldn't write an encyclopedia about humans saying they all prefer one or the other.

>>16146873
Humans aren't fantasy monsters.

>>16146873
>That spoiler
Masochist. That's the word you're looking for.

>>16146878
Why would fantasy monsters not be as diverse personality-wise?

that's what I'm trying to get at. MGs aren't written like people, they're written as fetish dispensers. If you like that, whatever floats your boat, but I prefer individuality.

>>16146887
Well I meant it as a someone who gets off as a giver of pleasure, rather than pain or humiliation. I don't think there's a word for that but whatever.

>>16146898
Oh.
I guess "Giver" would work, but yeah I don't know if there is a word for that.

>>16146728
Hold on a tick, that art style looks vaguely like Mizone's work. Has the man seen the light and returned to drawing Oni girls?

So janitor applications are closed now. Did anyone apply? Will our current nightmare finally end?

>>16146931
>current nightmare
Is it just me or has it been better than usual? Up until the bollocks drama last thread I thought it had been a pretty quiet stretch.

>>16146919
He never left, he just had to give other monster girls some love. And furries since he's a furfag.

>>16146865
why not?

>>16146933
A lull doesn't mean things are better.

>>16146944
I want to walk up to her and hand her an umbrella. In a good way.

>>16146942
But I'd call our general state "reasonably tolerable" rather than a nightmare.

Our content creators are active, the shitposts come and go, and our days without the waifus keep increasing.

>>16146951
Then you probably haven't seen enough to accurately judge.

>>16146948
You may wish to reconsider.

>>16146956
I've been here for year. Maybe I've just grown a thicker skin and don't think of the thread as my own personal safe-space? When things get ugly, I report and move on.

>>16146956
I don't really disagree with him.
When's the last time we had a full-day shitpostathon followed by half the thread vanishing?

Can Monstergirls love Monstergirls?

>>16146961

Naturally, I spoke too soon.

>>16146963
>>16146964
I wasn't talking about that. Follow the thread. The other problem.

>>16146964
I didn't think of that, but I don't remember one since summer.

>>16146970
Can? Probably. Do? Maybe some. Shitposting? Yes, you are.

>>16146944
http://files.catbox.moe/u1jkup.jpg
I did it again.

>>16146961
BIG. MEATY. DAUGHTERS.

>>16146982
How rude!

Praise the Sabbath

>>16146978
The fight about cuddlecores? If that's what triggered you, then I really don't think 4chan is for you.

>>16146981
Aw thanks!
I want to fall asleep looking into my ryu's eyes.

>>16146970
I don't see why not. A wolfgirl and a weresheep would have an interesting dynamic, for one.

>>16146981
Keep up the good work.

>>16146986
No, unless they give me Jack.

>>16146988
The fuck are you on about.
>>16146931

Boy, he's trying!

>>16146997
I thought you were providing examples for why you think the thread is currently "a nightmare'?

>>16147001
Yes. Have you not been paying attention to what's been going on in these threads?

>>16147003
Other than the brief bollocks shitposting, I can't think of anything worse than poor attempts at baiting.

As >>16146964 said, it's been tame by comparison.

>>16147006
So you've missed the literal months of power abuse and biased moderation by the current janitor?

Actually, I can't blame you for that. He deletes every trace of it with great prejudice to cover his own ass and make it look like things are going well. How did you not insinuate that from the first post I linked?

>>16146961
I will not.

>>16146994
Jeanne Alter Santa Lily (Lancer) is a serious contender for top daughteru/imouto status.

>>16147020
Jeanne is cute, but Jack is cuter.

>>16147011
How could I have? How could you have possibly been any more vague than (I quote): "Our current nightmare."

You could have meant literally anything. If you wanted to complain about our current janitor (and I don't blame you for it), you could have come out and said it.

>>16147022
True, and Jack also has the added benefit of wide hips and a generally plumper lower body.

>>16147026
Best kind of loli right there.

>>16147025
One would hope that the two sentences preceding the one about the nightmare would lend sufficient context to it.

>>16147031
Yep.

I wish to partake in a game-show where wit can only take you so far, for the hostess is a Dark Elf who disapproves of incorrect answers greatly and expresses her disapproval by mean corporeal!

>>16147033
>So janitor applications are closed now. Did anyone apply? Will [the endless shitposting, memes, and baneposting] finally end?
It would be just as easy to assume that you thought our janitor was incompetent and wanted him replaced to fix all of our problems.

>>16146940
Because the Order's shit.

>>16147056
Well, there's that too. Ideally we'd get the old janny back. The one who eased us into /jp/, was always quick to extinguish shitstorms, didn't have a personal agenda, and didn't hand out "off topic" blocks en masse if you so much as mentioned his existence.

I miss him.

>>16147061
But they fight for justice. They're heroes.

>>16147056
Baneposting will never die, anon. Your punishment must be much more severe.

>>16146999
They're really out in force this time, trips.

From this going on to the guy spamming all the threads with morse code (and in some places, binary)

>>16147065
When did he leave? I've been here for roughly three years but only remember the mass blocks over the last year or so. I wasn't really paying attention before, but i want to say it got really bad relatively recently.

>>16147068
Keep telling yourself that, murderer. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>16147069
I wouldn't have it any other way. Someone post that wurm, it made me giggle last night.

>>16147081
>Whatever helps you sleep at night
I'll give my wonderful paladin waifu your regards.

>>16147068
They fight only for blood. They're nothing more than savages.

>>16147088
Paladin huh? Tell me, are you aware that Paladin corruption rates are quite high?

>>16147082
>it made me giggle last night
And this gives you power over me?

>>16147073
After the last time we had janitor applications, which I want to say was late spring/early summer of this year.
That's when Liquid Janitor started being noticed.

>>16147091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLONJVU3nBI

Basically sums up MGE.

>>16147025
>you could have come out and said it.
Jesus you are just so... wow. Detached?

Yananon's alive AND latenite lewds? What a wonderful day.

>>16147111
You read like one of those teenagers that sit in the corner and never speak yet wonder why nobody understands them.

>>16147124
Does he write poetry with the Crow Tengu and Cyclops?

>>16147124
I'm not really concerned with how I read, I'm just taken aback at the sentiment "You could have just come out and said it" when his entire issue is "just coming out" and saying it, is what gets you an offtopic 3day vacation.

It just demonstrates ignorance on the level of "let them eat cake".

>>16147134
So if we're all supposed to just read your mind? He's already pointed out how you can be reasonably misinterpreted, and yet you still argue that he was just somehow meant to come up with something else?

Please, I beg of you, tell me that you don't write for us here. At this point, it terrifies me that you're going to attempt some sort of 'deep prose" and then go off the rails when nobody has a clue what the fuck you're on about.

Mean what you say and say what you mean.

>>16147134
>is what gets you an offtopic 3day vacation.
It's fine. I rarely post here nowadays anyway, so I won't be missed.

>>16147095
thanks

>>16146717
Sauce?

Your kung fu strong, but you rack a disciprine.

>>16147142
Firstly, I'm not that dude who made the vague ass post. And secondly, if you paid any attention, what he meant is painfully clear. You are at fault here, not him. I've been seeing that big red "Janny Applications" at the top and thinking about it too.

The fact that these posts still stand is perhaps good tidings.

>>16146717
Oni's eventually grow up. Just hope you can get an oni daughter and send her off to school.

>>16147159
Teach me the Mantis Style!

>>16147160
No, I just timed talking about it to when the janitor wouldn't be around.

>>16147160
Ok, sorry for mistaking you then. That said, you don't blame the reader for not getting your book. It's more reasonable that a writer should be clear in what he means than for a reader to be expected to understand a vague statement correctly.

>>16147159
She racks a rack

>>16147093
We plan on avoiding MG Detroit.

>>16147065
That "janitor" you loved so much took /jp/ and raped it into submission to give you guys your safe space.

Good fucking riddance.

>>16147190
Her rack is rather sizeable, the artist just goofed and made it hard to tell if she's coming or going. Look on the right side.

>>16147193
Sounds like you're a bit salty. Need a yeti?

>>16147190
I can see her boobies, they're juuuust ripe for groping.

>>16147192
>He thinks it's only in MG Detroit
Oh you poor naive soul.

>>16147193
If this is a safe space, why is it so miserable?

>>16147203
Hey now, we'll slowly get around to razing the lesser villages. We just have to work our way up.

>>16147200
Watching somebody dump /a/'s biggest shitposting thread onto a board that never wanted it, then banned any hint of dissent for weeks, would be enough to make anyone salty.

>>16147179
You don't blame a sphinx for being to dense and to stupid to figure out her riddles.

>It's more reasonable that a writer should be clear in what he means
Not when he wants to put across a message whilst avoiding punishment.

>>16147213
God forbid someone violated your safe space.

>>16147211
Anon, I'm saying her affection for you is going to cause her to corrupt.

>>16147213
But anon, the same people are shitposting on /a/ in daily EMG generals!

>>16147213
>then banned any hint of dissent for weeks
>READ: Stopped me shitposting their threads
We keep to ourselves, poor you, janny deleted your shitposting. Why are the natives STILL salty? Why are you here?

>>16147221
Don't give it (You)s

>>16147222
Why on earth? Are you saying love and sex are somehow sinful or corrupting?

>>16147221
>God forbid someone violated your safe space.
Banning dissent is what makes a safe space. The safe space was created for you. Take your false equivalence and shove it up your ass.

>>16147227
>Why are the natives STILL salty? Why are you here?
Because I happened to see >>16147065 sucking the janitor's dick like he was god's gift to MGG instead of an iron-fisted tyrant who decided to take a fat dump on /jp/ at the expense of /a/.

Not so fucking enthusiastic now that you shitters are on the receiving end now, are you?

>>16147231
They certainly make monsterization easier.
It's not a bad thing though, quite the opposite. She wants you to be safe, and nothing's safer than a Dragon's treasure.

>>16147232
We never asked for this.

>>16147232
/Jp/'s janny smoothed the transition. You want beef, take it up with /a/'s janny.

Why are you in a thread you hate? Fuck off. It's this shitposting that the old janny deleted and rightly so.

>>16147242
>Why are you in a thread you hate?
Because you've turned it into a metathread and in a metathread everyone gets to play, fuckstick.

>It's this shitposting that the old janny deleted and rightly so.
Yeah, all the moaning and bitching you guys were doing about the janitor was AAA-grade approved bitching, but as soon as someone actually from /jp/ shows up it becomes "shitposting." Fucking magical.

>>16147241
>>16147242
STOP. REPLYING. TO. IT.

>>16147231
If love and sex aren't sinful, why do you want to attack monsters?
Love and sex are basically the only things they really want.

So d'yall motherfuckers need cheering up or what?

>>16147253
God, do I.
Do you know what I'd give for the Smug Squad to cheer me up with cheerleader outfits?

>>16147257
You firstborn son?

>>16147253
It doesn't matter.
None'a it matters anymore.

>>16147258
That's implying I have a son to give.
I'd give them all daughterus though. As many as they want.

>>16147249
I'm still surprised that not only are the natives still so salty, they actively prowl the thread just waiting for their chance to bring up how much they hate us. It's like tsundere taken too far.

>>16147260
Sure it does. The tides of darkness won't come until next year.

>>16147250
>>16147233
Shhh, I know. I just wanted the topic to steer towards clearer waters
Because MGs deserve purging. GLORIOUS Order.
that being said I am completely against involuntary corruption

>>16147267
I'm morally opposed to it but my dick loves it. Send help.

>>16147267
Even if your beloved Paladin Wife were to become a monster through consuming certain demonic energy laced fruit?

>>16147273
Umm.

>>16147274
Yes anon, even then.

Now if she were to order a prisoner fruit milkshake for us to share at a green realm tourist destination... that would be a different story.

>>16147280
Say a certain human merchant sold her a fruit she didn't know had demonic energy laced in it and she shared it with you though?
Would you try to purge her if you woke up to find a her as a Dragon straddling you?

>>16147284
Nobodies getting purged. I'd still lover her. But I'd go punch out the DL for trying to spread corruption through laced food goods.

let me put it to you like this. You have your waifu, who you love more than anything/one else in the world. Now somethings happened and she's involuntarily changing. Like any reasonable human (never mind someone raised in a church-state after millennia of war with demons) , she's terrified of changing and whether or not she'll even be herself after.

Even if you yourself knew that ever change is for the better, with zero negatives, could you still inflict (or witness them being inflicted) those moments of absolute terror on your loved one?

If she wants to change, I'll love and support her. But I'll make the world burn to the ground if that's what it takes to defend her from fear or pain.

>>16147298
>Even if you yourself knew that ever change is for the better, with zero negatives, could you still inflict those moments of absolute terror on your loved one?
Um, yeah? All I need to say is "relax, it's fine", and she shouldn't be terrified at all.
If she doesn't even trust what I say than maybe it was never meant to be, anyway.

>>16147319
That's not what the question is asking.

>>16147319
>All I need to say is "relax, it's fine", and she shouldn't be terrified at all.
I'm not him, but you're not serious, right? Even with 100% trust beyond reason in that situation you're not dealing with logical waifu, you're dealing with primal waifu and primal waifu is flipping the fuck out no matter what's said. You can't expect her not to be scared in that situation without prepping for it, and even then.

>If she doesn't even trust what I say than maybe it was never meant to be, anyway.
I don't think you realize how much you're asking, that's incredibly unrealistic, deep love or no.

>>16147298
Not him but I assume your scenario is
>Waifu ate something she shouldn't, monsterized
In that instance whether or not I could stand to witness her moments of terror is neither here nor there no? As her husband I would be there for her regardless

>>16147367
The scenario was really anything involuntary.

But in the fruit example:
Of course we'd be there for our waifus since it's already occuring, but I'd later beat the shit out of whosoever is responsible.

>>16147372
Gonna beat the shit out of mamono mana itself? I'd wager it's the thing mutating random crop plants and is responsible for the odd demon dick fruit getting into local produce.

>>16147378
You can't say you love your waifu if you're not able to kick concepts in the nuts for her.

>>16147340
>without prepping for it
That's kinda the point. If I knew there was something better in every way with no negatives, why wouldn't I at least bring it up beforehand?
Besides, if she was only flipping out for primal reasons and not actual personal reasons, it's basically no different than a flu shot. In fact it's technically better since apparently monsterizing feels hella good.

>I don't think you realize how much you're asking, that's incredibly unrealistic
I was only exaggerating the trust thing, mostly just to bring it up. I did say "maybe", after all.
It doesn't even really take that much trust just to take my word for it.

>>16147380
But it's not a concept. It's the atmosphere. How are you going to kick the atmosphere's ass? Pollute it? That's a very passive aggressive ass kicking.

How do you woo Dark Elves?

>>16147382
>why wouldn't I at least bring it up beforehand?
"bringing it up isn't anywhere near cutting it. There's a huge difference between "Oh by the way they say monsterizing is great" and immersing her in the kind of information that would even make fighting those hardwired possible. Basically, it'd require her to want the monsterization in the first place which doesn't fit the scenario.

>it's basically no different than a flu shot.
And watching someone freak out about that with their loved one holding them still isn't something I'd be surprised to see.

>monsterizing feels hella good.
It's not like mental fear and physical pleasure can't exist at the same time. In this case the physical pleasure could well make the terror worse; having your body twisted isn't supposed to feel good. Just imagine if she turned into a lamia or something; having your legs melt together and cumming from it is not something that would bring one comfort.

>It doesn't even really take that much trust just to take my word for it.
I strongly disagree, but I suspect that's going to be a fundamental difference between us on this one.

>>16147388
>But it's not a concept. It's the atmosphere.
It's both. I mean, I suppose you could go all Captain Planet and start beating up anyone polluting the realm with MAMONO MANA for a secondary ass kicking though.

>>16147394
Talk to them about their interests. Mostly S&M, Punk Rock, and Lolita fashion.

>>16147411
>Punk Rock
Ehh nevermind.

Is it wrong that I want a shortstack Gremlin to use me as a chair?
It's just because she'd be waiting for her chair to show up in the mail. Once it gets here she'd want to sit in my lap.

>>16147414
What's wrong with her musical tastes anon?
To be fair, Dark Elves also tend to like Metal, Glam Rock, Classical Rock, Jazz, and Classical music. It's a wide spread of tastes.

>>16147394
Some good old Smashing Pumpkins.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04vLvTmIQ9s

>>16147421
I'll just ignore the music and talk about how to combine that fashion with some play-times.

>>16147426
You ever imagined being tied up by a Dark Elf in an impossibly elegant dress?
How about her making you guess which hole she's put your dick inside?

>>16147432
>spoiler
That's easy, I can tell the difference between ovals and circles!

>>16147443
What about the star?

>>16147447
T-the star?

>>16147411
>Punk Rock
Better not be that 90s shit comprised of edgy kids who can't play and want to scream about "the man"

>>16147456
Rude! Sadgasm is the epitome of music you know!

>>16147456
Only if the Dark Elf is edgy too. Some of them just like stuff like Nirvana.

>>16147459
Have a Sad Cum?

>>16147443
Can you tell the difference when your entire lower body is enveloped in her silky dress?
Can you tell if she's actually fucking you or just jerking you off with one of her hidden Onaholes?

>>16147472
I'm sorry, I can't think of Nirvana without thinking of Arseface.

>>16147472
>>16147459
Eh, I'll just go hand out with that Ice Ghoul who has a thing for melodic viking death metal.

>>16147478
>Ice Ghoul
Her people are called "Draugir".

>>16147480
No, draugr are magic ice zombies. She's a ghoul.

I want to go shopping with a dragon

>>16147482
There seems to be some distress.

>>16147482
>"I. I don't understand. Gold is what has value right?"
>Yes but we use paper money to buy things.
>"But Paper isn't as valuable as Gold."
>The paper has buying power because it's backed by the nation's gold stock
>"But then wouldn't just using Gold be easier?"
This conversation would continue for several hours, including the car ride home.
Of course, she understood Cars faster then she did the economy.

>>16147492
That's good because I don't drive.

>>16147492
Call her stupid for thinking lumps of metal are easier to use than paper representing lumps of metal.

>>16147515
That's a good way to get a Dragon to pin you down and ride you senseless anon.
And then she'll cry into your chest and ask if you hate her.

Rudimentary mastah of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling, unable to comprehend. Relax.

>>16147518
Yes.

>>16147406
>There's a huge difference between "Oh by the way they say monsterizing is great" and immersing her in the kind of information that would even make fighting those hardwired possible
Fighting? Fighting what? She could be indifferent either way and it wouldn't matter. You're talking about hardwiring, but I'm pretty sure human instinct doesn't mean anything during monsterization, where human instinct itself is also being monsterized during the process.

>And watching someone freak out about that with their loved one holding them still isn't something I'd be surprised to see.
Yeah, which is why I personally don't consider it a big deal. I have a feeling this could turn into some long-winded discussion about whether or not the ends justify the means, so this particular point should probably be dropped.

>It's not like mental fear and physical pleasure can't exist at the same time
Perhaps. I have personally never heard of such a thing but I'm sure it probably could happen, I guess.
Also, although her legs merging together might LOOK unnatural, there's nothing saying it has to also feel unnatural. If her instincts were changing to help acclimate her to her new body, then by the time it's done, having a snake tail would feel perfectly natural. Human legs would just be a memory.

>I strongly disagree
That wasn't really an opinion. If someone tells you something that you don't know anything about, you either look it up or take their word for it. Otherwise you're literally holding on to nothing.
In either case she'll become better learned on the subject, even if she's doubtful. At least doubt may spur her into digging deeper. Ignoring it for the sake of ignoring it sounds amazingly pointless.

Personally, I don't see it as any more serious then taking a huge dump. Even if it does hurt along the way, it's better in the end anyway.
And it's not like literally countless other people haven't done the very same thing without problems before. There really shouldn't be anything all that unknown about it.
Frankly, this whole thing implies she has some reason to believe she wouldn't be "herself", and I just don't see why that would be the case in a world where you can literally go down the street and ask one.
If she was someone that was against monsters and lived nowhere near them, then she's just deluding herself into believing random shit.
Which I guess is the Orders whole damn plan. Not much I can do about that but wait for her to get through it and hopefully realize it's not that bad.

>>16147523
Yes you hate her, or yes you want that?

>>16147542
>I have personally never heard of such a thing but I'm sure it probably could happen, I guess.
Rape. Makes girls cum.

So I was just enjoying some Tales from the Borderlands and I kind of want to read the hi-jinks of a Rhys-style hero in a Monster Girl setting.
Do we have any such rapscallions?

>>16147555
>2016
>enjoying telltale trash

>>16147560
T-thanks. I'll check it out!

>>16147560
>People aren't allowed to enjoy things!
Okay then /v/, why don't you go home?

>>16147555
>Rhys-style
What kind of style is this?

>>16147594
Snarky weakling who has to bullshit his way through a world that practically eats people like him alive. Wants people to think he's hardcore even though he's a huge softy.

>>16147594
The suave, fast-talking type who's nowhere near as slick as he pretends he is and tries to get ahead in life by shady means whenever the opportunity presents itself.

>>16147599
>>16147602
Wouldn't last long in MGC.

>>16147608
He shouldn't last long on Pandora either, and that's part of the charm of the story.

>>16147608
To be fair, he's also a quick thinker and can come up with solutions on the fly.

>>16147612
Not shouldn't, wouldn't. Hard to bullshit your way through a lust crazed werecat who wants your dick. Hard as in, talking your way out of a brickwall falling on you hard.

>>16147629
Don't be a spoil-sport.

>>16147629
When all else fails, there's one last trick up his sleeve.
Running like a coward.

>>16147637
I'm just explaining why we don't have any stories like that. Fast bullshitter and quick thinker isn't enough in MGE settings, he'd need another skill, like masterful sleight of hand.

>>16147642
Well, it would be a short story, but reading about a bullshitter trying to outrun a Jinko would be fun at the least.

>>16147649
>Fast bullshitter and quick thinker isn't enough in MGE settings
It is if the writer decides it is. Don't be such a buzzkill, let a nigga have fun.

>>16147654
>It is if the writer decides it is.
Meh, just don't expect it to come across as realistic.

>>16147671
As opposed to the extremely realistic cat-girl existing.

>>16147675
Like clockwork

Who's the faggot that keeps posting MGE stuff on /a/? Are you trying to make us look bad?

>>16147520
I can't when there is a mass of slimy chaos goo of 9000 years of suffering and pain, laying in bed with me.

>>16147761
I don't know. but I went to check and I just have to say.
This bloody sneak is the cutest thing ever.