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W-what did you say?

>> No.16165124
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>>16165118

>> No.16165138

>>16165118
That you are kinda cute!

>> No.16165140

Sunflowers suck.

>> No.16165158

>>16165118
I SAID LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILE!
IF YOU TRY ANYTHING I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKING UMBRELLA AND SHOVE IT INBETWEEN YER POLISHED FINGERNAILS!
I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT TIE OF YOURS AND STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKING FORESKIN UNTIL GRAVITY GIVES YOU A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION AND PLAY IT LIKE A FUCKING VIOLIN!
I'M GOING TO HEADBUTT YOU UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING BUT A BUTT LEFT!
I'M GOING TO COLOUR THAT PANSY GREEN HAIR RED USING YER FUCKING BONE MARROW!
YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN, 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE, YE ATROCIOUS FUCKING BOIL ON THE FACE OF REALITY!

>> No.16165234

>>16165118
I said take out your fat cow tits and give me paizuri

>> No.16165262

>>16165118
I love you! Yuuka!

Beautiful Miss Yuuka!

>> No.16165318

>>16165118
Tiddies

>> No.16165322

Didn't you hear me the first time you loopy broad? I'm the mating press technician and I was called here to impregnate you.

>> No.16165361

>>16165118
Spread em.

>> No.16165374
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>>16165158
You have 10 seconds to take that back before I hit you!

>> No.16165665

>>16165118
It's inoperable

>> No.16165723

N-Nothing...

>> No.16166007
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>>16165118
I said hello.

>> No.16166427
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I said you want it?

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>>16165118

>> No.16166442
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Yuuka can't take a compliment. She doesn't get very many, you see.

>> No.16166458

Please let me bury my face in your ass ma'am!!

>> No.16166521
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>>16165118
I said "I want to be like you!"

>> No.16166525

I said hey!

What's going on!

>> No.16166609
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>>16165118
Yuuka's big sweaty Yuukas

>> No.16167323
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Ahh... Yuuka's p-pantyhose..! Yes..!!

>> No.16167334
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>>16167323
I like this

>> No.16167487

Yuuka? More like Yucka

>> No.16167556
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I want to impregnate Yuuka's huge udders

>> No.16167605

>>16165234
God damn, I want an eroge where you have to convince the girls of Gensokyo to give you Paizuri. Yuuka is the final boss.

>> No.16167622

>>16165118
I said... well nevermind its not important

>> No.16167640

>>16165118

I said you are going to die alone and unloved.

>> No.16167643

I said that Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.
I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.
Aikido does not deflect attacks. It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force. A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.
That is the power of Aikido.

>> No.16167784

>>16167643
Meiling will teach me

>> No.16167796

>>16167605
Who's level 1?

>> No.16167819

>>16167796
Sanae aka the tutorial

>> No.16167861
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>>16167819
From the tutorial all the way up to final boss, she's in every route

>> No.16168460

>>16167819
Rude, dude.

>> No.16168462

>>16165118
Your garden display has just won First Place at the Chelsea Flower Show!

>> No.16168615

Fuck you kid, eat a dick

>> No.16168860

>>16167861
So you have to convince her every level?

>> No.16169102

>>16168860
It's like that King of Gensokyo series. She breaks after every chapter but keeps coming back.

>> No.16169858

Is it just me, or does Yuuka have a disproportional amount of paizuri art than most 2hus? Is Yuuka the paizurihu?

>> No.16169906

>>16169858
it's probably due to her being one of the earlier characters introduced and the volume is indicative of that early start

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>>16165118
Mind if I roll need?

>> No.16173993

>>16165118

I said I want to watch you urinate.

>> No.16174065

>>16165118
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>> No.16174078 [DELETED] 

>>16165118
I said to check this 77

>> No.16174088

>>16174078
embarrassing

>> No.16174096
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>>16174065

>> No.16174190
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Touhou 16 - Intermammary Odyssey

Stage 1: Sanae
Stage 2: Byakuren
Stage 3: Junko
Stage 4: Yukari
Stage 5: Kanakp
Final: Yuuka
EX: Doc.

>> No.16174216

>>16174190
Fuck off phoneposter

>> No.16174413
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>>16165158
Urist please

>> No.16174830

>>16165118
MY NAME IS RAYMU THE YOUKALI KILLA HAVE A NICE RING TO IT DONCHA THINK

FUCK YOU

>> No.16175551
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>> No.16175687

>>16165118
It's free real estate.

>> No.16175953
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>>16165118
I said, Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, in fact it's cold as HELL.

>> No.16176151
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Pajama Yuuka is best Yuuka

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>>16176151
The best.

>> No.16176181
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>>16176151

>> No.16176184

>>16176151
>>16176170
>>16176181
I want to sleep with Yuuka

>> No.16176190
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>>16176181
I want to marry Yuuka and cuddle with her

>> No.16176262
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>>16176190

>> No.16176266

>>16176262
Pollinating Yuuka

>> No.16176277
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>>16176262

>> No.16176279

>>16175953
Dr. Pierce, I'm UAC.

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>>16176277

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>>16176294

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>>16176320

>> No.16176338
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>>16176321

>> No.16176672

>>16176279
USC*

>> No.16176739

>>16174096
gap hags can't melt steel beams

>> No.16176859

>>16165118
Tell me where is Gandalf
For I much desire to speak with him

>> No.16176895
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Is Yuuka's paizuri good? Does she prefer CITP, COT, or CON?

>> No.16176964

https://webmshare.com/play/jMYmL

>> No.16176977

>>16176964
pollinate!

>> No.16176986
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>>16165124

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>>16165118

I said I wanted to fuck you raw and impregnate you. Then throughout your various stages of pregnancy I'll fuck your delicate, warm, moist, sensitive pussy on a daily basis while greedily suckling the sweet warm nectar that is your milk spraying like a geyser into my mouth from your large heavily engorged breasts and thick nipples right up to the day you give birth to our love child and once you healed up the heavy sex continues on and on and on as your heavy breasts sway while dripping milk from your lovely teats and your beautiful snatch tightens and contracts around my hard shaft.

>> No.16177475

>>16177453
You're trying too hard

>throughout your various stages of pregnancy [...] on a daily basis

You are not thinking clearly.

>> No.16177573

>>16167643
>Not using Sinanju
Pleb, I bet you're not even Korean.

>> No.16177659

>>16177475
He's obviously too aroused to think clearly for what he describes is quite erotic

>> No.16177710

i want to lick yuuka's sweat

>> No.16177959 [DELETED] 
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>>16165118
I want to be a doctor.

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I said is you dabbin?

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>>16176338

>> No.16181059

I said I want to help you destroy all the humans!

>> No.16181064

>>16176859

I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one to think this.

>> No.16181318
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>> No.16181331

>>16181318
Nice boobs.

>> No.16181393

Noukariin~

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>> No.16181749

I said "please be my friend."

>> No.16181796

I said please let me smell your breasts

>> No.16181855
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>>16181046

>> No.16181867

>>16176895
CITP, obviously. It's the only way to fertilize her bulbs.

>> No.16181908

Non-asian people obsessed with their idea of Japanese culture are almost always unpopular teen girls or virgin neckbeards without social skills.

>> No.16183120
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>>16181855

>> No.16183153
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>>16176895
What do those acronyms stand for?

>> No.16183494

>>16174830
FUCK YOU!

>> No.16183599

>>16183153
I'm guessing Cum On Tits, Cum on Neck and Cum In TitPussy.

>> No.16183623
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>>16183599
There need to be Cum in Mouth and Cum on Face options as well to round it out.

>> No.16184890
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>>16183120

>> No.16184935

>>16167643
I use a much stronger fighting style.
Called 'gun'.
It has many techniques like, chest-shooting and hip-fire! You should try it out!

>> No.16188560
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>>16184890

>> No.16188598

>you will never splatter Yuuka's huge beautiful breasts with your hot semen as she glares at you.
Why fucking live.

>> No.16189107

>>16188598
Yuuka cosplayers exist, they're the next best thing and some are cute

>> No.16191944
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>>16188560

>> No.16192196

>>16165118
I'm gonna jerk my fucking dick off.

>> No.16192219

>>16165118
ANATA NO KOE KIKI TAKU NATTA

>> No.16192304

>>16192219
wrong 2hu

and why is that song so damn popular

>> No.16192327

>>16189107

proof?

>> No.16192339
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>>16192304
Love is universal, my dude.
I kind of wanted to sing meteor first, but I don't think it's popular enough for people to recognize.

>> No.16192411

>>16192339
/jp/ 2hu covers when?

>> No.16193709
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>>16192327
Not that anon but here's a qt asian

>> No.16193930

>>16192411
The radio station I have on for company plays alot of music from the 60s-80s and I sometimes sing to them softly. I dont quite know but I feel I have an alright voice.

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>>16192327

>> No.16200705
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>>16191944

>> No.16200843
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>>16165118
That you want it.

>> No.16200911

>>16194169
Mirin' those biceps on Reimu (?) there on the background

>> No.16201239

>>16200843
Want what?

>> No.16203543
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>>16200705

>> No.16203619
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I still don't understand what her power is supposed to be
From what I've read, this manipulation of flowers is just a bonus from her actual power

I'm starting to think Yuuka is some sort of supreme archwizard whose preferred school of magic is animism
>Controls flowers
>Turns into light
>Can turn invisible
>Invented the master spark
>Split up into clones that can act independently
>Can break the 4th wall

>> No.16203640

>>16203619
The only thing I know about her is that she's supposedly somewhat sadistic

>> No.16203663

>>16188598
Thanks for giving me further incentive to kill myself.

>> No.16203673

>>16194169
shit, this picture is what, like 6 years old?

Time sure flies on the jay

>> No.16204049

>>16203673
Don't forget, you're here forever.

>> No.16204323

>>16192339
manly looking yuuka

>> No.16208685
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>>16203640
That's just a shitty fandom meme spawned from the fact she wanted to purge the humans cause they keep entering her garden and ruining it (or something along those lines)

>> No.16209865
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Thoughts on long hair Yuuka?

>> No.16209897

>>16209865

A cute! A CUTE!!!!!!

>> No.16211610
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>> No.16214191

>>16211610
I heard the game isn't very good...

>> No.16214239

>>16214191
But it's got Yuuka

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>>16209865
>>16209897
yes, let us post more

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>>16215146

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>>16215146

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>>16215146

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>>16215146
That's all for now.

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>>16165118
Thank you for applying for our "Cutest Youkai Character" position.

After careful consideration we have decided to move on with another candidate.

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>>16215221
Careful anon. that's how wars get started

>> No.16215253

>>16215221
You're right, Kirby is the cutest youkai.

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>>16209865

>> No.16215894

>>16215221
Why is Junko hugging a peep? She's going to get her clothes all sticky!

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>>16209865

>> No.16216080
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>>16215186

ojou-sama~!

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>>16211610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za8qogxoy0I

>> No.16217231

>>16209865
She looks good! Very cute!

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>>16215221
>>16215242

>> No.16229303

>>16203640
actually It's more a battle-maniac when she wants

>> No.16229309

>>16209865
long>>>>short

>> No.16230005

>>16203619
She's just a youkai that control flowers and can use magic. If you go into semi-canon, she also has whatever "ultimate magic" Alice has.

I think she's like the opposite of Rumia. Rumia has a strong sounding power like mastery of darkness, but she's weak and lazy, whereas Yuuka has a weak sounding ability but is really strong.

>> No.16230181

>>16215155
The face looks like a man.

>> No.16231485

>>16230181
shhhh... don't ruin it

>> No.16231835

>>16230181
Yes, perfect.

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>>16165118
YUUKA!! Marry mee-yoww!

>> No.16235361
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16235361

Little Yuuka

>> No.16236102

>>16235361
Sometimes I like to imagine that the stronger 2hus turn into lolis when their power is exhausted

>> No.16236107

>>16236102
That's cute, dude, I'll choose to believe the same thing.

>> No.16236111

>>16167323
You posted this edit in the oc thread and then it got deleted! I was sad to see it go.
Very nice work.

>> No.16236114

>>16184935
You're pretty good.

>> No.16236118

>>16192411
>>16193930
Would be fun. Vocaroo anyone? What song should we sing?

>> No.16241452

>>16165158
Found the dwarf

>> No.16241491

>>16165118


I said, boobs.

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