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"Red dragons may hoard w̶o̶men and children in their lairs along with their wealth. In some genres they have the 'power of persuasion' over weaker minds. As a result, they convince the chieftains of villages to sacrifice young g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ men to them."

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>> No.16273219
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16273219

Ah, I want to have my waifu cast a time loop spell on me so I can gangbang her.

>> No.16273228

>>16273219
Wrong image? Pretty sure Perrine does lightning, not time spells.

>> No.16273230

i leave for a year and you faggots are still doing this shit?

>> No.16273234

>>16273228
I'm sure she can learn a time spell for something as important as that.

>> No.16273255

Loli fox creampies, now in 4 different colors: http://imgur.com/a/BVGKP

Black hair is the best by far

>> No.16273256

>>16273212
So which is the pure girl and which is the slut?
>>16273230
What shit?

>> No.16273273

>>16273256
One of them is wearing an elegant dress, while the other is wearing a loose rag over a visible midriff, and tattered leggings held up by unbuttoned pants with an unfastened belt.
One of them looks somewhat aloof, while the other looks very impatient.
The answer is obvious:
They're both sluts.

>> No.16273278

>>16273273
Despite countless accusations to the contrary, I don't like slutty lizards.

>> No.16273302

>>16273219
Wait a minute that pool

>> No.16273318

Do monstergirls have husbandos?
Would they have body pillows of fictitious characters?

>> No.16273322

>>16273318
I have seen many cases of this, so yes.

>> No.16273339

>>16273318
Yes. It's one thing to be turned down by a Shoggoth because she has a boyfriend, but it's another to be turned down because she has a HP Lovecraft daki.

>> No.16273344

>>16273339
Reminder that Lovecraft's name was well-earned. When he got married he got a book on love-making from the guy who invented Wonder Woman.

>> No.16273353

>>16273318
>Spider girls hang up Peter Parker pinups in there home
>Succubi cuddling Dante daki
>Litches writing fan fic about Steven Hawking

>> No.16273355

>>16273353
>Peter Parker pinups
Makes sense, bitches love Spider-Man.

>> No.16273365

>>16273212
Thoes are some few cute dragons! I want to invite them for some dinner!

>> No.16273368

I'm fine with Vampires. But hell, if one approached me I'd probably grab the torch and pitchfork.

>> No.16273371

>>16273318
How would media change with monstergirls? Most often, it is music that upsets the gaps in generation. Would all 'them darn kids' be listening to songs about objectifying boys, overthrowing anubus authority, or wasting more money than a tanuki with a crush?

>> No.16273373

>>16273368
Funny you should mention them, I just started playing Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. Vampires can be interesting.

>> No.16273377

>>16273371
Music videos are just all sex now!

>> No.16273380

>>16273212
Is this guy still drawing these kind of dragons? They have to be my favourite style of dragons.

>> No.16273382

>>16273377
No anon, you just switched to a porn channel with background music. Rules about that are lighter in MGC, you know. Just turn on the parental channel blocker of you don't like it.

>> No.16273383

>>16273373
I love that game.

>> No.16273389

>>16273371
I'm more interested in MG "Weather" forecasts

>"As we can see a large spike in rape across the eastern shoreline"

>> No.16273391

>>16273383
I can see why, it's pretty funny so far. Nothing like humour to make Vampires suck less.

>> No.16273395

>>16273380
That was the newest one about a month ago. The last thing barb drew is some weird girl in a ring with a cleaver? I don't understand.

http://barbariank.tumblr.com/post/154467919163/

>> No.16273398
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16273398

friendly reminder that foxes with too much mofu are for drowning in semen followed by heavy cuddling sessions

>> No.16273401

>>16273395
Barb works in mysterious ways

>that black dragon

MUH

>> No.16273410

>>16273398
You mean like >>16273255 but with more cuddling?

>> No.16273412
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16273412

>>16273318
>Yetis cuddling up with a daki of ____you____

>> No.16273415

>>16273410
Yes, but with mating press and lotus positions somewhere during the cuddling

>> No.16273430

>>16273318
Do monster girls have Husbando wars on Japanese comic forums?

>"Reminder that Anon #18272002 is best husband"
>"Anon #18272002 is pleb tier. Anon #1527903 is obviously superior"

>> No.16273436

>>16273430
Thinking about my waifu posting a bunch about me makes me feel weird inside.

>> No.16273441

>>16273436
So, does your waifu know about THAT or do they project their own twisted fetishes onto you?

>> No.16273444

>>16273441
I'm a pretty vanilla guy and I'm sure she knows about THAT, but that doesn't stop her from lewding me up quite a bit with her dark fetishes.

>> No.16273456

>>16273441
I wonder if my waifu fantasies about dominating me like I do.

>> No.16273461

>>16273456
What if each one of you want the other to dominate them? and then turns out both of you are submissive as fuck

what do you do from there

>> No.16273475

>>16273461
Couple's Counseling.

>> No.16273478

>>16273461
It either
A. Equals out and becomes pure vanilla sex
B. We turn into "depressed couple" where neither of us think we deserve each other
C. Gets all weird and turns into a new form of submissive sex.

>> No.16273480

>>16273478
>depressed couple
Oh god not again.

>> No.16273485

>>16273480
It's called gap moe.

>> No.16273495

>>16273485
We'll need another cupid squad on their house.

>> No.16273502

>>16273478
Just make both eat a raging mushroom for a night

problem solved

>> No.16273503

>>16273502
I really hate the shitty KC powerup foods.

>> No.16273505

>>16273412
>there's a Yeti out there commissioning art of you from an Ice Queen who wanted something to do in her spare time
>She pays her 110 monbux and gets a cute drawing of you to post in her threads

>> No.16273526

>>16273503
reason?

>> No.16273543

>>16273503
Same here anon.

I'm fine with all the wonderland bullshit because it's wonderland and they can be a mixed bag of positives or negatives depending on your view, the power up ones are bullshit though.

>> No.16273558 [DELETED] 

Why did you faggots make another thread

>> No.16273570

>>16273526
They're just cheap. They're the MGE equivalent of a plumber on a porno set.

>> No.16273615

>>16273558
Because old one is about to die and long past imglimit.

>> No.16273617

Talking of potions and power up foods, how about some fun uses for the more weird ones?
>monsters using the loli potions to get children's tickets at the cinema and theme parks
>using gender swap potions to turn into a girl for a an hour so you can sneak into the changing rooms and ogle at monster girl tits without getting raped
>using one of the potions that turns you into a dog and pretending to be a stray so you get taken in by your Anubis boss who makes your life hell, all the while she's completely unaware who you are and the potion wears off when she's sleeping
Although these feel like they're barely scratching the surface of the shenanigans you could get up to.

>> No.16273621 [DELETED] 

>>16273615
>Still has 4 threads before it
Stop being so new.

>> No.16273628 [DELETED] 

>>16273621
You obviously haven't been here long either, if you don't know why this thread hasn't been pruned yet.

>> No.16273639

>>16273617
>>monsters using the loli potions to get children's tickets at the cinema and theme parks
I remember that bit from Negima where the gunslinger girl did exactly that, but still ended up losing money.
The potion itself isn't free, is it?

>> No.16273647

>>16273639
maybe if you a witch or dark mage who is into alchemy its cheaper

>> No.16273649

>>16273302
I bet monster girls would have photos taken at that pool so they'd look popular. Imagine having a Monoeye classmate come stutter to you and give you a photo of her at the pool looking like she's about to die of embarassment.

>> No.16273651 [DELETED] 

>>16273628
Of course I have, and we have told you faggots to stop doin this.

>> No.16273657

>>16273639
>Chaos monsters abusing their powers to get advantages

You won't fool me with your fake coins, man in coat, squidward and spiderbutt no more.

>> No.16273662

>>16273657
>Forgot mindflayer
She almost got me, but my will is stronger than her flaying.

>> No.16273687

>>16273639
Depends, if the ingredients are naturally found in wonderland and someone knows how to make it then it's basically free.

>> No.16273697

>>16273657
>>16273662
I think it's racist to not let chaos monster and their husband pay for only one ticket
Their whole culture is to become one with their husband, saying "you have to pay for 2" would be extremely insulting to them

>> No.16273709

No man has been able to resist the allure of a Wendigo.

>> No.16273713

>>16273697
They need to get used to our culture then. To the culture of their own husband.

>> No.16273722

>>16273709
Exactly, as cute as they are you have to stay away from them unless you want to marry one
One glance is enough to make you obsessed with them to the point of losing your sanity

>>16273713
I don't think any man could realistically resist the temptation of their culture for the sake of preserving their own

>> No.16273723

>>16273662
>mindflayer using her powers to make the staff think she paid already
Who will stop them?
>>16273709
For good reason, they're adorable. I'd go for one even if it did mean becoming a cloaked monstrosity.

>> No.16273731
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16273731

>>16273709
Christmas time is for Wendigos

>> No.16273733

>>16273709
I want to cuddlefuck a Wendigo in the howling wind!
Howling wind may be just her moaning

>> No.16273736
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16273736

>>16273709
They are pretty cute.

>> No.16273737

>>16273723
You can get earmuffs or be strong enough. Also cameras and notes.
I've dealt with some tricky hands before. You can see it in their eyes.

>> No.16273742

>>16273731
They're like big fluffy pillows. Truly a heaven for any mofu fan.

>> No.16273753
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16273753

>>16273212
We need more alt outfit pictures for MGs.

I, for one, would love to see a Kiki version of the full-body-slit Qipao

>> No.16273759

>>16273753
>full-body-slit Qipao
This should be banned
How are innocent young boys supposed to handle this level of lewd?

>> No.16273767

>>16273753
>the full-body-slit Qipao
LEWD
E
W
D

LICENTIOUS

>> No.16273777

>>16273753
I'd love to see a Gremlin and Automaton both wearing one.

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16273795

>>16273753
How revealing must be the dresses?

>> No.16273806

>>16273777
>both wearing one
So...the Gremlin wears half of the qipao covering her front, naked apron style, and the Automaton wears the rear half while maintaining full frontal nudity?

>> No.16273911

>>16273806
Not literally, they didn't combine.

>> No.16273922
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16273922

Do Gremlins get pissed off when someone misuses technology?

>> No.16273941

>>16273922
I always imagine them to have a similar mindset to a lich or any other scientist. Their general response would be something along the lines of "How quaint."

>> No.16273948

>>16273922
No, if anything they would be pissed that someone is trying to out-do them in terms of what they can do with tech or laugh at the damage the individual did because she would have schedenfraude for the owner of that technology.

Remember in the original myths, Gremlins were real troublemakers in regards to machinery and would fuck with planes and other mechanical equipment.

>> No.16273981

>>16273948
>myths
That's a little grandiose a term for an in-joke among fighter pilots. Folklore might suit it better. Or meme.

>> No.16273993
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16273993

Did Nav draw this, or was it a new drawfag entirely? Because this linework looks different from what I remember.

>> No.16273996

What is your opinion on monster girls polymorphing into human women (temporarily)?

KC's approach of "all of them can do it, some better than others" doesn't seem fitting at all, the vast majority of species shouldn't be able to do it
I guess his logic is that it doesn't take away from them but I think it does, part of the charm of certain species is that they are so simple, weak, etc... I'd rather take a Slime who can't polymorph than one who can

Unless a species is very powerful, well-versed in magic or just known to polymorph then they shouldn't be able to do it

>> No.16274007

>>16273996
Actually, KC said can't all transform into human woman, but rather that they can polymorph into more "mobile" forms. So a mermaid can turn into a woman-type figure so she can go on land, but creatures like sandworms or kraken only shrink down to human-like sizes rather than turn into human woman.

>> No.16274008

>>16274007
>>16273996
And then there's polymorph potion.

>> No.16274014
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16274014

>>16274007
So wait, a snek could have normal legs during a short time?

>> No.16274021

>>16273996
It's the only way stinkypedes have a chance at getting a husband.

>> No.16274031

>>16274007
That's much better than full polymorphing and it seems to only apply to species who have an hard time on land

>>16274008
I'm fine with potions, you've got to have enough money to buy them and then you still need to find someone who sells them so they'd be rarely used

Now I wonder if Dark Mage's profile will have a bit about them making/selling potions

>> No.16274038

>>16274007
Could Dragons and Titanias disguise themselves as Elves?

>> No.16274052

I just woke up, did trumpart get translated yet?

>> No.16274065

>>16274052
Try asking in the real thread that's still up.

>> No.16274074

Comfy space setting Anubi adventures.

>> No.16274088
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16274088

>A tall Automaton will never kabe-don you and force her tongue into your mouth in order to "gather" data

>> No.16274093

>>16274088
Her saliva probably tastes like oil.

>> No.16274098

>>16274093
Automatons don't even run on oil you rube.

>> No.16274102

>>16274098
Still, kissing an automaton would probably feel bad.

>> No.16274104

Since you have Demonic Energy to account for, what would an Automatons saliva taste like anyways?

>> No.16274106

>>16273993
I think it's the one who drew the Jiang-Shi.

>> No.16274108

>>16274102
Wrong.

>> No.16274111
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16274111

>>16274106
I thought that too, but I would've felt too nosy about it if I were to ask.

>> No.16274113
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16274113

Christmas time is soon, I hope you all have a Merry Christmas with your friends and family! And of course, your waifu!

Also, daki update from Loen!
https://i.imgur.com/ORcDVwx.jpg

>> No.16274114

>>16274074
>you will never explore the Pillars of Creation with your anubis waifu

it hurts

>> No.16274116

>>16274108
What do they taste like then?

>> No.16274117
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16274117

>>16274113
Wow, thanks dude!

>> No.16274123

>>16274116
Your preferred flavor with your preferred length of tongue (very long).

>> No.16274124

>>16274113
That's cute and thanks.

>>16274117
Cute fat fox!

>> No.16274131

>>16274113
Is that a Dragon or a cow?

>> No.16274134

>>16274117
>you will never drink Rans milk

>> No.16274135

>>16274111
Nah it wasn't me haven't drawn something here for a month. Might be Nav judging by the lines used in that automaton picture.

>> No.16274137

What do you think the cut off in power is for a monster to be strong enough that special traits are required for a lilim to turn a human into them? Would for instance a basalisk work?

>> No.16274141

>>16274134
Fox milk probably tastes like soy milk from all the fried tofu they eat

>> No.16274144

>>16274135
I guess I had issues determining the linework style because I'm not used to seeing Nav draw non-thicc stuff.
By the way, your art has come along rather nicely.

>> No.16274148

>>16274113
Merry Christmas to you and your Wocker, my man. May the next years be full of waifus.

>> No.16274151

>>16274141
Foxes are truly the best cows aside from Holstaurs and Liches.

>> No.16274154
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16274154

>>16273993
Yeah, that's mine, I use different brushes when I'm just doing roughs or in a rush.

>> No.16274162

>>16274154
Ahh, that's pretty cool actually.
Also, I wonder if that lolimatons ahoge works like a Gundams V-Fin.

>> No.16274172

>>16274144
Thanks it's nice seeing changes from that old jiangshi pic to now and how practicing helped me a bit. Just needa work harder so my art continues getting better and draw more monstergirl stuff

>> No.16274184
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16274184

>>16274172
Just continue drawing lovely pieces like pic-related and you'll thank yourself in no time.

>> No.16274211

>>16274131
Hey don't bully the dragon.

>> No.16274235

So a few days ago I went on a journey to look for a griffon waifu.

I'm now married to a wyvern.

I'm okay with this

>> No.16274237
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16274237

>>16274235
Soon enough this will be you.

>> No.16274246

>>16274235
Just up rank to the Griffon Rider class.

>> No.16274247
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16274247

>nerdy foxfu tells me to roll a dice
>get a 5
>she gets VERY close and whispers on my ear
>thats the amount of babies we are gonna make right now darling

Help

>> No.16274255

>>16274247
*unsheathes tanabata*

>> No.16274257

>>16274237
Having some daughterus would be lovely.
>>16274246
It's too late, the wyvern says I'm only hers. Which I'm totally fine with.

>> No.16274260

>>16274247
Damned foxes and their cheeky seduction techniques
They should just rape like any other proper lady

>> No.16274262

>>16274260
seduction > rape
prove me wrong

>> No.16274267
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16274267

>>16274262
Why would I prove you wrong?

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16274273

>>16274267
She could win me over by giving me a mysterious milk cup.

>> No.16274279

>>16274247
>rolls a 0
>foxfu isn't the only one who knows tricks

>> No.16274290

>>16274279
How do you roll a 0 on a six sided die

>> No.16274295

>>16274290
Tricks.

>> No.16274296

>>16274290
Magic.

>> No.16274298

>>16274290
By taking the square root of 3.

>> No.16274302
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16274302

Do not tell foxes that you want to drink their milk, it encourages them to adopt unhealthy diets which causes them to gain weight

>> No.16274306

>>16274290
Land it on the corner.

>> No.16274319

>>16274302
I like those titties, but that artist really did a number on that foxes right hip.

>> No.16274325
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16274325

Would Gremlins commision Dorfs or other MGs that specialize in metalworks to create kinetic weaponry that Automatons can wield?

>> No.16274334

>>16274302
Provided they just reach Tanabe-tier softness I wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.16274335

>>16274325
Probably. I imagine gremlins are good at the weird magitech stuff they have but still need help with regular works of normal metal. They also probably work with cyclops's a alot.

>> No.16274337
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16274337

>>16274014
Yep, if only for husbando hunting, especially in a Shirohebi's case.

>> No.16274341

>>16274334
>Tanabe-tier softness
Nice.

>> No.16274342

>>16274325
I like to imagine that the material Automatons are made of is just outright stronger than anything modern materials in the setting could produce.

In that case, fists are probably a much stronger than other options.

>> No.16274345

>>16274342
I bet whatever ancient society created Automatons probably developed a couple with magitech CQC equipment.

>> No.16274347

>>16274334
Wouldn't you prefer a slim fox in perfect health?

>>16274337
This is why you don't trust 10/10 "human" women who act flirty towards you
If it's too good to be true, you know it's a monster girl

>> No.16274349

>>16274347
>Wouldn't you prefer a slim fox in perfect health?
I like big lactating titties accompanied by plump butts and soft bellies.
Anyways she's a fox, DE would remove health issues.

>> No.16274358

>>16274349
*accompanied with

>> No.16274361

>>16274349
Yeah, Pudgy and lactation are pretty nice.
Easiest way for an MG to get me is to have those Or be sporting big muscles.

>> No.16274366

>>16274325
I imagine Gremlins as always doing things that are flashy.
No point in making a pointy metal stick when you can make a disco-flashing neon beam-sword that shoots missiles.
She would have a glowing shield that doubles as a shotgun and she could have Gundam funnel racks on her back that look like wings. Wings that shoot laser beams.

>> No.16274368

>>16274366
That'd be an impressive clusterfuck on top weighing her down a lot.

>> No.16274369

>>16274361
You are my brother.

>> No.16274370

>>16274361
Hell yeah motherfucker.

>> No.16274377

Bloody fucking cold air. I can't draw without experiencing extreme pain or because you cannot doodle in thick mits.
At least my paper isn't wet and I can stockpile ideas, like a Valkyrie or a desert girl.

>> No.16274381

>>16274377
>like a Valkyrie or a desert girl
How about a musclegirl Valkyrie with a fuckhuge hammer/sword?

>> No.16274384
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16274384

busty meido samurai cat

>> No.16274390

>>16274384
Loli Yuka lookalike was better.

>>16274381
>hammer
I'd be disgusted if Norse weren't total badasses with hammers.

>> No.16274399

>>16274384
Those tits aren't big.

>> No.16274406

>>16274273
>TFW no fox seduction or fox yandere stories

>> No.16274409

>>16274399
They need to be upgraded into proper fat cat tats.

>> No.16274412

>>16274384
What about a samurai pizza cat?

>> No.16274419
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>> No.16274420
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>>16274399
sadly the anime was inconsistent with that, i just know there was the childhood flat friend always complaining how they are so fat

>> No.16274421

>>16274412
A nerdy catgirl with a pizza face?

>> No.16274422
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Local fat cat discovers phones for the first time.

>> No.16274426

>>16274420
Breast envy is a mighty beast.

>> No.16274427

>>16274422
Squeeze!

>> No.16274429

>>16274422
I am genuinely sickened by this obese cat.

>> No.16274430

>>16274419
She isn't very keen on scratching her mans back though is she?

>> No.16274436

>>16274430
I pray so.

>> No.16274437

>>16274422
I want Loen to draw an Automaton with this Cheshires proportions, and a fit looking tummy in place of the Cheshires tubby one.

>> No.16274440

>>16274420
I want a catgirl to do that to me.
Preferably a snow leopard girl or a Jinko.

>> No.16274444

>>16274437
So super deformed hourglass proportions with fat thighs like she needs to stop using leaded fuel?

>> No.16274448

>>16274444
Maybe, but a strongfat looking stomach could work better.

>> No.16274449

>>16274419
>Senpais blowjobs are terrible, so we'll skip that
10/10

>> No.16274451

>>16274448
>strongfat
No. Just no. That never looks good on women.
Thick thighs are fine, but that's over the line.

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>>16274430
Actually it turns out her kouhai/lover can't even get off without feeling her scythe arms digging into his back and shoulders.

>> No.16274454

>>16274453
So he's an M?

>> No.16274459

>>16274419
She's just so cute.

>> No.16274460

>>16274454
It's less that and more that he was so in love with her that the only way he knew he was being 'embraced' was with the pain that came from her scythes.

It's no different than trying to fuck a human woman after you've had a Mantis or a Kamaitachi putting their scythes on your body to hold on or something and finding yourself just fucking unable to ejaculate.

>> No.16274464

>>16274429
You sound like someone who gets sick easily, that can't be healthy. I recommend you see the loli werecat nurse in the infirmary for some help with your condition.

>> No.16274466

>>16274460
So yeah, he's a bit of an M.

>> No.16274470

>>16274464
I want to take a bunch of raging mushrooms and utterly destroy a loli cheshire in a nurse outfit's pussy.

>> No.16274477

I want to boost onee san vampire confidence over her breasts by making them bigger!

its just gonna take a while and alot of oppaizuris

>> No.16274479

>>16274422
Monster girls should be kept away far away from technology
And yes this includes Anubises

>> No.16274482

>>16274477
I want to do non sexual things with my vampire onee-san.

>> No.16274484

>>16274466
There's no shame in being an M

>> No.16274487

>>16274479
Not like a Wurm will become hyper smart and take over the world with power armor and an army of more Wurms.

>> No.16274491

>>16274482
then what are you gonna do with your onee san?

play tic tac toe?

>> No.16274492

>>16274484
Of course not. Being an M isn't too bad, as showcased in MM and SYD.

>> No.16274504

>>16274491
Twister. Maybe is she is hungry I'll bite my lips and have her lick it.

>> No.16274511

>>16274504
Play find the teacup like a grownup.

>> No.16274517

>>16274504
>Not letting her bite your lips to draw blood

>> No.16274519

>>16274491
There was an Anon and his Vampfu who re-enacted Castlevania on Halloween night. You could try that.

>> No.16274526

>>16274517
Biting is sexual though.

>> No.16274532

Whats the weirdest thing you ever liked that cane from this thread?

For me it was breast blood feeding vampires

>> No.16274534

>>16274519
>"NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSSED TO LAUGH, TELEPORT, THEN SHOOT 3 FIREBALLS! NOT TELEPORT, FIREBALLS, TELEPORT, LAUGH!"
>"Can we go back to cosplaying as Saber and Archer already?"
>"NOT UNTIL YOU GET THIS RIGHT!"

>> No.16274536

>>16274532
Wendigo and stretchy meat.

>> No.16274537

>>16274532
Fuck you for reminding me of that shit.

>> No.16274540

>>16274532
using the MG items to cumflate

>> No.16274542

>>16274369
>>16274370
Brothers!

>> No.16274544

>>16274526
It sure is. There's even a practical mouth-sized thing that's really easy to bite and drink out of. There's so much of it inside and after you bite it it will all spurt straight into her mouth!

>> No.16274546

>>16274532
Oh god the horrible fatheru chronicles .

>> No.16274547

>>16274532
I like Cu and Cait Sith, but that's because I'm filthy.

>> No.16274549

>>16274422
Cute!
Wanna cuddle and grope the cuddlecat!

>> No.16274551

>>16274532
Squishy Mindflayers, I would never have thought of using eldritch mind eaters as stress relievers

>> No.16274552

>>16274532
Tentacle Elves

>> No.16274554

>>16274532
That and that one time where two anons wanted to watch some couples fuck.

>> No.16274557

>>16274551
I want to let one flay me and then use her as a plush toy while she's still inside me and can feel firsthand how good it makes me feel to squish and cuddle her.

>> No.16274559

>>16274552
Fuck off back to /d/ shoggocks

>> No.16274561

>>16274551
Squishies aren't weird, they are cute and give of that daughteru aura.

>> No.16274571

>>16274557
D&D Mindflayers have a spell that links senses with their target, it's not far fetched to think MGE ones can do it too

>>16274561
Young flayers are definitely cute but as soon as they grow up they become flay happy and trying to squish one is playing with your sanity

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i swear there is something weird about this new maid

>> No.16274573
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I want to play D&D with a group of Monster Girls!

Even if the DM is a Lich who follows Pathfinder rules religiously.

>> No.16274575

>>16274547
Honestly I can't understand how anyone would like Caits.
They behave like awful little shits.

>> No.16274576

>>16274532
That I liked?
Hathor milk

Weirdest thing that I remember though has to be using the Sith's as furniture..

>> No.16274577

>>16274572
Silly anon. You aren't supposed to hire Shoggoths. They are shit maids and are disgusting.

>> No.16274579

>>16274571
>as they grow up they become flay happy and trying to squish one is playing with your sanity
I'm going to keep squishing my childhood friend MF until we're old enough that I start getting boners from squishing her!

>> No.16274583

>>16274571
When they grow up they see you as a father. That's when you pat her on the head and say that she'll definitely finda nice and cool husbando.

>> No.16274587

>>16274532
Non-bovine monstergirls that can lactate like Holstaurs.

>> No.16274589

>>16274576
Cait Sith chairs are comfy

>> No.16274591

>>16274589
Best use one can ever get from one.

>> No.16274598

>>16274573
Me too. Wonder how things would go if you made a male character.

>> No.16274600

>>16274579
If your boner pokes her the you'll have to take responsibility

>>16274583
Maybe if you educate her properly but then she'll be so eager to find a husband she'll flay the first man she comes across

>> No.16274611

>>16274600
My squishy will be a woman of no flaying. She'll blow away any hate and fear for the chaos monsters and find a nice dude that loves her for who she is.

>> No.16274618

>>16274598
>You leave the sun's light outside, peering inside the cave.
>Bones litter the floor and in the dista-
>I ROLL TO SEDUCE ANON!
>Ugh, again? Could you at least let me finish?

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>>16274600
I'm going to take responsibility with my boner, if you know what I mean. I'm going to rub it into her belly button that I bet is squishy enough to let my shotacock use it as a full-fledged onahole.

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you know i used to find shoggots gross and ugly, but for some reason i find them wife tier? now

maybe i am just going fucking insane

>> No.16274630

>>16274618
I want to play FATAL with monster girls!
> "Roll for anal circumference"
> "You don't write that there, you put that down in form D3. D4 is for radius. You get to roll for that too. "

>> No.16274631

>>16274573
You just remembered me about that tabletop RPG story some writefag started recently
Update never

>>16274611
I don't want to say this is impossible, but this level of education is as hard as teaching a Wurm not to rape

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>>16274575
I don't care which one of you all decide to call me a furfag or tell me to fuck off for this, but are you read for the secret of making Cait Sith actually acceptable? Do you think you can take it?

- Remove facial fur and humanize her nose
- Remove the fur from her abdomen but keep the collar
+ Keep her arms and legs as is, Griffon and Satyros styled legs a great

Congratulations, she's no long a furry and is completely and utterly dickable/mating press-able/Give all the kittens tier. Same logic can be applied to Cu Sith for some top tier girls without pandering to retards who bite the bait or kemono faggots who at times are even more insufferable than their western ken because they usually have corruption/transformation shit.

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>>16274625
Your sanity is slipping away under the unbearable cuteness of the Abomination kind.

>> No.16274639

>>16274633
We already have Werecats/Kobolds.

>> No.16274640

>>16274633
Get out furfag.

>> No.16274641

>>16274630
God no. It'd be awful.

>> No.16274646

>>16274625
They are cute in the right sense of mind.
Like how one can find Saya cute.

>> No.16274647

>>16274618
>They keep trying
>Eventually one of them get a nat 20
>Your character ends up fucking them
>"Okay anon. Roll a CON save to not cum inside"
>Fail
>The girls just keep looking at you with flustered faces as the DM explains everything in detail.

Don't follow any of them home after the session.

>> No.16274650

>>16274624
>"Ara~ Anon is it?"
>"Yes that's me!"
>"The doctor will see you now!"
>A Paladin strides in, dressed as a doctor, stethoscope slung over his shoulder.
>"THIS WAY MY BOY! IT'S TIME FOR DIVINE INTERVENTION!"
>From there, he waterboards you with holy water in order to 'chase the demons out'.
>All you wanted was a one on one session with the sexy Mindflayer nurse.

>> No.16274652

>>16274633
Well congratulations, you completely missed the point of my post which is that the PERSONALITY of the Caits alone makes them shitters.
They'd still require punting even if de-furred.

>> No.16274655

>>16274631
I'll be the best father there ever was for my SquishSquosh. I just hope that my daughteru doesn't get jealous.

>> No.16274656

>>16274650
>waterboard
Hope he brought a change of pants, cause he'll nuke what he's wearing otherwise and probably need a blowtorch to even remove them.

>> No.16274657

>>16274633
That works, would impregnate a cait sith like the one you described.
>>16274639
Different personalities, Cait Sith are more himedere and obviously flat chested compared to their Werecat cousins.

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>>16274652
There's an important niche for puntable girls. Nothing feels more satisfying than brutally raping a puntable girl so hard she bleeds and cries.

>> No.16274661

>>16274659
Eh, I'd rather ruin their figures.
The emotional stuff is more my way then simple violence.

>> No.16274663

>>16274659
Haughty/irritating girls arouse no sexual desire within me.
Only a lust to go Senator Armstrong on their ass.

>> No.16274667

>>16274655
>squishsquash
Reminded me of the squishface episode of Sealab 2021. I am now picturing a bunch of squishy mgs that multiply from alcohol exposure and an anon wearing hundreds as a suit of armor.

>> No.16274671

>>16274652
They're perfect for hatesex if you take away the furry aspect though.

Like Louise from ZnT, perfect for rough pounding until she apologizes for acting like a piece of shit.

>> No.16274673

>>16274661
For women physical violence results in additional emotional trauma.

>> No.16274676

>>16274671
Kirche was better than that abusive cunt.

>> No.16274678

>>16274661
>>16274663
I'm deeply sorry that you can't enjoy the pleasure of forcibly breeding tsun girls.

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CG JubJub

>> No.16274683

>>16274624
That won't be enough, you'll have to cum twice in her pussy and once in her mouth at least

I share your love for Mindflayer belly button

>>16274655
Anon please, it's not ok to adopt girls when you already have a daughter
Well, maybe just one is ok, but just one though

>> No.16274689

>>16274676
They all were, even her own sisters were better than that tsundere bitch.

Doesn't make her any less fuckable though.

>> No.16274690

>>16274683
B-but what about my little kiki? C'mon anon, just those two. I'm sure my waifu and daughteru wouldn't mind.

>> No.16274692

>>16274678
It's a top tier fetish, right up there with Fucking/corrupting dykes.

>> No.16274693

>>16274689
The middle sister was waifu tier.

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>>16274422

>> No.16274695

>>16274673
>>16274678
Eh, its too boring to go at it that way.

Rough loving is good but if you really want to break them you gotta chip away at their self esteem.

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>>16274640
Except I'm not a furfag?

>> No.16274700

>>16274692
>rape both members of a yuri couple pregnant
>let them go once they've given birth to their new children

>> No.16274701

>>16274690
Absolutely not, unless you use a loophole and keep her in your house as a maid rather than a daughter while still giving her paternal affection

>> No.16274704

>>16274699
If you post that and are not techno-automatonphile then you might as well be one.

>> No.16274707

>>16274700
>come back omce the daughters are old enough and rape all of them

>> No.16274708

>>16274532
/d/-tier kinky lolis a la quicksilver and KDF.

>> No.16274713

>>16274704
Except I get off on the ideas of body modification like cybernetic enhancements that let you jackhammer a Gremlin with a dildo built into your arm, you know. The practical things.

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>>16274695
The best way to break tsunderes is to gently but firmly love them until they reciprocate. Even the meanest tsundere can't take being firmly hugged and cuddlefucked while you tell her you love her over and over again.

>> No.16274719

>>16274713
Why not make your penis detachable so that you can fuck her and still put your energy elsewhere at the same time? Society would advance greatly if they didn't have to choose getting their dick wet or creating the wheel.

>> No.16274722

>>16274700
>fuck them while using potions and monster realm foods to slowly corrupt them into monster girls
>release them once transformation is inevitable
>watch from afar as they transform and slowly agonize over their desire to come back to you but neither wants to be the first to show it in front of the other
>once they throw away their pride and return, spend all night mating pressing them and impregnating them as a reward for their decision

>> No.16274725

>>16274694
Doujins soon.

>> No.16274727

>>16274713
Ah yes, the wonders of the Omnissiah.

>>16274716
Well, thats the good way of doing it, I thought we were doing the 'bad' way.

>> No.16274730

>>16274701
No! Think about it Anon. She'll start behaving like a maid for me, my daughteru and waifu. Then I'll ask her why she's doing that and she'll say that she's just our maid. That's my cue to give her a huge hug and say that we're family, she's my daughter.

>> No.16274731

>>16274722
>All night mate pressing

thats alot of daugherus

>> No.16274732

>>16274722
>fucking human girls
Ewww!

>> No.16274733

>>16274422
>Footage from drone sent to Wonderland to help map out the forests there.
>Rumors of large, apex Cheshire Cat confirmed.

>> No.16274738

>>16274733
>Apex
I want an Apex Wendigo to assert dominance over others to the point of driving them out of the mountains.
Then I want to capture her.

>> No.16274739

>>16274727
I'd never chip at the self-esteem of someone I loved. That'd be horrible. You should only do that if you just want to use her as an onahole.

>> No.16274743

>>16274731
It wouldn't be right not to give them a reward for abandoning their lesbian ways and becoming true monster girls. An army of daguhterus is a small price to pay.
>>16274732
Making monster girls is an art, sacrifices must be made for art.

>> No.16274746

>>16274738
All the regions must have rare, incredibly powerful versions of their species. Legendary Monster Girls to speak.

I want to travel across the world to find them, record footage and proof of their existence when possible.

>> No.16274750

>>16274739
Well yeah, we're going mindbreak then nurse back route.

>> No.16274756

>>16274746
Just make sure you already have a waifu and make sure to bring her with you. Your journey might end pretty fast if you don't.

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*hic* Aaaahhhh, I drank it all~

>> No.16274764
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>>16274750
>mindbreak
If you do that, you'll end up with a permanently damaged tsundere. Even if she gets functional again, she'll never be the same again. Taming is the only method of dealing with them that leaves their mind 100% intact. You should never even consider anything else if you care about your tsundere at all. And if you don't care about her, why not just leave her as a broken cumrag?

>> No.16274767

>>16274730
Such are the hardships of adopted kikis
When your flayer and (kobold?) daughter will have a big party with presents and a huge cake for their birthdays, your kiki will have a small slice of pie and a new apron
She'll also have to be away from the main group whenever you take family pictures

>> No.16274772

>>16274756
No, gotta do it single, it's part of the thrill. The danger of becoming the husband of a powerful, rare Monster Girl.

I'll start small, the legendary Mouse Girl for instance. Before moving onto the stronger legendary monsters.

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do shoggots that dont corrupt their master exist? or thats like asking if dragons who dont hoard stuff exist?

>> No.16274785

>>16274775
The knowledge of Cosmic Monster Girl Old Gods alone can break a man, driving him insane, mostly with thoughts of how cute they are.

>> No.16274789

>>16274764
Because when one becomes too tsun, corrective action must be taken.

And who knows, she may have done something unforgivable.

>> No.16274793

>>16274767
I'm sure my dragon daughteru would start acting like a big sis to the kiki. Her and the Squesh would offer a big piece of cake for the little sis and make sure she has her fill. The three of them will even blow the candles together.
And on family pictures would be the five of us smilling to the camera. The Kiki is part of the familiy no matter what.

>> No.16274795

>>16274775
A Shoggoth that doesn't corrupt is not a Shoggoth, just like Wendigos they don't control their ability to make men go insane and it's one of their defining traits

Also this >>16274785
You'd probably spend the rest of your life masturbating to tentacle porn if you got even a glimpse of Chtulhu

>> No.16274797

>>16274743
>army of daugherus
>Small price

suuuureeeeee if you say so anon

>> No.16274802

>>16274746
>Apex Wendigo is utterly frightening with her red eyes and blaze haze from her mouth despite not being fully grown
>When enraged she shifts her coat to show off more of her body and goes from duck walking to fast leaps and dashes

>Amethyst Wurm
>Rare Wurm variant, known for being dumber than the standard but having a much tougher hide and a love for alcohol

>Special Arachne with golden silk as strong as adamantium but softer than a mofu prison from two 9 tailed foxes

>Ushi Oni who is hyper agressive with her seal on, but becomes zen if it's removed

>> No.16274810

>>16274802
>Not diamond tough wurm

>> No.16274811

>>16274795
BUT CHTULHU-SA̴N ̢IS ͏C͝UTE

Ć̢̥̻U҉͖͈̺̖͎̼T̴̫͇̩̰͝ͅE̢̪̺̖̦̜̳͢
͇̪̼͎͡

>> No.16274814
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>>16274789
The correct corrective action is love. See exhibit A, an out-of-control tsundere strapped down and forced to listen to her childhood friend talking about how much he loves her, but how he can never be sure if he'll be able to eventually marry him, because her mean outbursts make him think she dislikes him.

>> No.16274815

>>16274746
I'm pretty sure my waifu is a legendary. Should I create more?

>> No.16274817

>>16273398
Foxes with too much mofu don't exist!

>> No.16274821

>>16274810
How about a neutronium Wurm?

>> No.16274822

>>16274815
waifu being rare doesnt mean the daugherus will be rare too

>>16274814
THIS FOX IS BEING ABUSED

>>16274817
Lies

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>just hatched a shiny female alolan Vulpix out of fucking nowhere

It's a sign. Yuki-onna kitsune is a neat idea.

>> No.16274824

>>16274815
No longer legendary if there's more.

>> No.16274826

>>16274793
I'll give you that, but she still has to do ALL the cleaning
Don't think of helping even if she has an hard time carrying the laundry basket and once she's old enough to cook safely she'll be in charge of that too
This implies that she can't go to school since she'll spend her days taking care of the house

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>>16274811
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>> No.16274833

>>16274822
That fox is about to be given a chance to confess to her childhood friend, anon. She just has to first understand the pain her tsun-ness causes.

>> No.16274838

>>16274810
Fool, Wurm is unbreakable.

>> No.16274841

>>16274814
Ok, but what if you're basically keeping her as a trophy wife who hated your guts til you broke her into loving you?

>>16274821
Anon, that's something we should all just back away from.

We being the planet./

>> No.16274842

>>16274841
>trophy wife
Gross.

>> No.16274844

>>16274826
Jokes on her, my waifu and I share tasks. She'll be having competition and the need to play with her sisters.
If we don't let her clean that much, she'll start looking for a mastah.That's when she finds her husband.

>>16274824
Well I guess that's fine too. Doesn't really matter if she's rare or not, I'll love her either way.

>> No.16274846

>>16274811
Chtulhu-chan is indescribable, but yes cute is one of the many adjectives which could fit her

>>16274827
Abominations need more love

>> No.16274847

>>16274838
What is Wurmchan's stand!?

>>16274841
Yeah probably.

>> No.16274850

>>16274733
>That
>Apex
I bet it's too fat to even teleport properly I bet the best it can manage is to teleport its hand into its fridge to pull out another cake.

>> No.16274852
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>>16274823
Mofu and snow are a perfect combination.

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>>16274846
Abominations deserve all the love. They're literally made to be kissed and cuddled all over.

>> No.16274858
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16274858

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16274862

>>16274847
>Wurmchan's stand
[Simple Plan]

>> No.16274863

>>16274746
>>16274815
In theory you should be able to keep a monster girl's legendary status as long as she has only one child (and that child only has one child, etc...)
That would result in people only one being available at all times

>>16274854
Literally made for blowjobs

>> No.16274866

>>16274802
>Holst Aplenty
>One of the few Holsts that can change her milk's flavor at whim
>>16274847
Unronically, probably Crazy Diamond, to fix anything she accidentally broke.

>> No.16274867

>>16274863
I hope she has a vagoo like that too, so I could 69 her.

>> No.16274871

So are there girls that cannot be corrupted?

>> No.16274882

>>16274871
Wurms.
Holsts.

>> No.16274884

>>16274852

Mountains of mofu + cold environment, Yukitsune tempting travelers with her warm, fluffy tails. Pretty much writes itself.

>> No.16274885
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16274885

>>16274871
I hope not, 'cause I'm going to put this Paladin-chan through the tsundere taming treatment and I sure hope she'll marry me by the end of it.

>> No.16274889

>>16274862
Oh fuck you.

>>16274866
>Phantom Dragon
>has a habbit of hoarding plays and actors in her cave to have them act for her and her husband for all eternity

>> No.16274890

Is it even acceptable to adopt a different species monstergirl if you already have a waifu who you have a daughteru with?

>> No.16274894

>>16274890
Sure.

That Anubis will get along swimmingly with your Apophis daughters.

>> No.16274896

>>16274716
This is my fetish

>> No.16274897

>>16274890
I don't see why not, as long as you don't do something like adopt a griffon when you have a dragon waifu/daughteru

>> No.16274899

>>16274844
You can't do that, that would mean you have 2 adopted daughters including one who likes to play maid

Think of all the effort it took for your wife to give birth to your daughter and the fact that she shares your blood too, adopting one daughter is already a big hit to your daughter's value but at least she still has half of your attention
And then you add a second adopted daughter to the family? That's it, your daughter will only have 1/3rd of your love, I wouldn't be surprised if she got married as a teenager to fill the gap you left in her heart
The 2 adopted daughters won't be this happy either, they'll live lives crippled with self-esteem issues and feel indebted to you, your wife and your daughter

Keep your kiki as a maid otherwise the whole ship sinks and no one is happy

>>16274890
Absolutely not

>> No.16274903

>>16274866
> Centaur of A Different Colour
> Always appears as a centaur, but looks different each time you look at it

>> No.16274908

>>16274890
My waifu is an Anubis and I'd love to adopt a Wurm.

>> No.16274910

>>16274894
>>16274897
>they end up getting along perfectly fine since they were raised alongside each other

>> No.16274914

>>16274890
For me, that would be worse than having a second biological daughteru with my Kobold waifu. No matter how we included her she'd probably always feel like an outsider, our three person dynamic is just too intimate.

>> No.16274915

>>16274866
> How Now
> gives chocolate milk

>> No.16274918

>>16274871
What do you mean by corrupted?

>> No.16274925

>>16274896
It's literally a dream come true.

>> No.16274926

>>16274890
Isn't this basically what happens with Echidnas? Sure all the daughterus are biological but al the species are different.

>> No.16274927

>>16274885
She looks like a feisty one, probably the type to spit in your face when you tell her your plans and stare at you with the intensity of the sun when you force paizuri on her.

>> No.16274932
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16274932

How do Undead Kingdoms fare during the Holiday season?

>> No.16274933

>>16274716
i want to cuddlefuck a mean vampire that sees humans as thrash

>> No.16274934

>>16274910
>Anubis and Apophis plot to overthrow the Pharaoh and her Anubis' rule of the Sandbox, vending machines, and clay at school

>> No.16274937

>>16274932
They're frozen in place until spring.

>> No.16274938

>>16274899
Fine, I'll just say that the Kiki is my maid and the Flayer is stress relief. They are little kids so that should fool them.

>> No.16274941

>>16274937
Not unless a Lich can do something about it.

>> No.16274942

>>16274932
They celebrate Christmas silly! But probably not as exciting as human Christmas.

>> No.16274945

>>16274633
>Griffon and Satyros styled legs a great
Wrong

>> No.16274946

>>16274890
Of course. Monster girls like love no matter what. Them knowing that you accept them would make the Demon Lord explode with happiness.

>> No.16274948

>>16274932
Mating session until spring because husbandos cant get out because of the cold

and undeads need to be mate pressed and creampied daily for a small chance of daugheru

>> No.16274950

>>16274933
No anon! That's not what tsundere girls are for!

Tsundere girls are for worshipping and begging for their attention! And for acknowledging that they are superior to you!

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16274951

>>16274915
What's this about how now brown cow

>> No.16274960

>>16274927
I won't force paizuri on her, anon. I won't even force naizuri on her. I'll only force hugs on her for the first week. I'm going to gently squeeze her every moment of every day. I'll spoon her during the night, hug her non-stop during the day. She won't have any choice but to feel my love for her with her entire body. I'll tell her how much I love her hundreds of times every hour. I'll even hug her during mealtimes and toilet breaks. Every evening I'll take her into a warm bath with me and lovingly wash her clean before hugging her gently in the warm water.

>> No.16274962

>>16274890
Well, I don't have a waifu but I would absolutely adopt little Kiki, Mousegirl and Alice daughterus. One of each, since I don't really fancy the idea of having a waifu but I definitely like the idea of daughterus. And dicking them.

>> No.16274963

>>16274950
once shes sucking my blood i will start gently fluffing her hair while i rub her back and cuddle her ears

>> No.16274964

>>16274941
She's frozen in place being spooned by her frozen hubby.
She won't care to unfreeze the others.

>> No.16274965

>>16274951
I want to FUCK that cow.

>> No.16274966

>>16274863
>Literally made for blowjobs
>>16274854

There is no way this thing is made for bowjobs, look at all the teeth and fangs lining the inside o f her mouth. She couldn't suck without turning your dick into a pin cushion

>> No.16274967

>>16274867
You know abomination pussies are where it's at, your tongue will feel as good as your dick if not better

>>16274932
I want a Vampire to give me a speech and throw her wine glass on the floor like dracula did in Castelvania

>>16274938
Glad we can come to an arrangement, give them plenty of love but make sure you don't cross the daughter line

>> No.16274972

>>16274950

Kuroneko tsundere or Kirino tsundere or something else? Because Kirino makes me unreasonably angry.

>> No.16274976

>>16274932
Some of the older girls may celebrate their ancient pagan rituals, while the more recent dead would carry on the human tradition with a little undead flair added

>> No.16274977

>>16274532
The Demon Lord giving birth as a spectator event

>> No.16274982

>>16274977
That didn't come from the thread.

>> No.16274983

>>16274960
>Every evening I'll take her into a warm bath with me and lovingly wash her clean before hugging her gently in the warm water.
Naked hugging is lewd, lewdest of the lewd!

>> No.16274986

>>16274966
All those little teeth digging into your dick is what makes it so good. It lets her inky black saliva really soak into your sensitive skin and bring you to heaven.

>> No.16274991

>>16274982

To be fair I enjoyed the reactions. Wouldn't say it was the best thing though.

>> No.16274994

>>16274977
That originates from a translated KC Q&A session.

>> No.16274995

>>16274972
No anon. Kirino a shit. I'm talking about real tsunderes. The very tsun and little dere ones. The haughty ones who actually treat you like trash, insult and often beat you. Now that's a real woman.

>> No.16274996

I hope the next new girl is from the chaos faction.

>> No.16274998

>>16274977
God the japs are weird for asking about that.

>> No.16275002
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16275002

>>16274983
Naked cuddling in bed! Naked cuddling while looking each other in the eyes!

>> No.16275004

>>16274996
I want a Chaotic Gore girl already.

>> No.16275008

>>16274983
It is! She'll feel my throbbing erection press against her abdomen and butt, but I won't put it in. That's only for when she reciprocates my love.

>> No.16275014

>>16274995

If she shows she cares about me through her actions then I'm in.

>> No.16275015

>>16275008
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN IMAGEBOARD

>> No.16275021

>>16274986
>Digging
Nothing that thin and sharp is going to do any "digging" You're getting half an inch of tooth right through your cock. And good luck trying to get a deep throat with her oesophagus opening like that. You'd have a better time getting a deep throat from a sink's garbage disposal unit.

>> No.16275025

>>16275002
That's going too far, ban this sick filth.
>>16275008
I bet you'd sniff her too, you deviant.

>> No.16275027

>>16274966
This >>16274986
Or if you don't want to go that far, it can just be an added rush of fear which will make the blowjob even better

>>16274996
I hope too but it'd be somewhat strange
He just released MGE2 which contains 4 of them but didn't write any material for their habitat or about the Demons of Chaos themselves
He's probably holding on them until MGE3

>> No.16275028

>>16275002

>ghoul waifu cums when you kiss her

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16275029

>>16274951
>TFW she doesn't produce alot of milk but it's GOAT

>> No.16275033

>>16275014
She might. Maybe you can ask her while she's forcing your heading into the dirt with her feet.

>> No.16275039

>>16275021
She lets you put it deep inside and then pierces your entire length with her teeth. After that she undulates her throat, letting her teeth slide in and out of their little holes as her walls caress your dick.

>> No.16275042

>>16275027
>Or if you don't want to go that far, it can just be an added rush of fear which will make the blowjob even better
Not unless those teeth are soft, flexible, blunt and for show. If they aren't any of these, you'll be pissing out your cock like a colander.

The "added fear" won't be better than the fact that she can't close her mouth or actually suck the cock inside there without making you "cum" from seven new holes

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>>16275039
Stop this.

>> No.16275051

>>16275039
I guess if you're really set on mutilating your cock there are worse ways to go about it than having a cute abomination do the job with her mouthpussy-blender.

>> No.16275053

>>16275025
I have to sniff her! How else would I know she's clean and the bath is finished? I'll be forced to let her rest on top of me in the water, my dick pressing into the top of her butt and her lower back and my arms wrapped around her muscular abdomen, and take deep, slow breaths of her hair. I'll have to take in an entire lungful of her nape to be certain that she's clean.

>> No.16275064

>>16274945
Let's just agree to disagree, but I would most definitely let a Satyros wrap those grape colored drumsticks of hers around my face as she poured a nice chardonnay down her front.

>> No.16275066

>>16275048
Stupid cow.

>> No.16275070

>>16275027
What are the chaos girls? Is it some subtype I'm missing?

>> No.16275077

>>16275064
>Let's just agree to disagree
Well we'll have to, won't we? One of us gets off to smooth human thighs and the other gets off to animal legs.

>> No.16275082

>>16275070
It's said in their profiles
Shoggoth
Mindflayer
Wendigo
Atlach-Nacha

KC calls them the "Chtulhu girls"

>> No.16275086

>>16275070
Chaos worshipers.
Basically Chaos Marine Wendigo or chaos spawn.

>> No.16275088

>>16275082
My little chaos maid cant be this caring

>> No.16275097

>>16275088
She must be, Khorne.

>> No.16275110

>>16275053
This is going into uncharted levels of lewd now.

What kind of monster girl would she become once she's accepted your love and fell into corruption?

>> No.16275113

>profile summaries stopped
>Mostly okay since KC seems to be realesing them at a steady pace now
>Still absolutely nothing on the setting info spreads
Am I going to have to wait until the SS release to learn about Eros and the extremist army

>> No.16275124

>>16275113
Would you like to know more?

>> No.16275134

>>16275113
We got a guy doing the extra art captions. He might move to setting info when he's done.

>> No.16275135

>>16275082
>Cthulhu Girls
>Still hasn't released the Master, or Mistress of Rl'yeh yet.

>> No.16275136

>>16275097
I suddenly had this funny thinking of what would happen if the FBI knocked on my door and the shoggoth maid tended while i was away or sleeping

i guess we would have a new pair of glasses for each of us

>> No.16275139

>>16275113
I really hope we get real translations of MGE2 so we aren't completely dependant on "localizations"

>> No.16275142

>>16274932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpvdAJYvofI

>> No.16275152

>>16275029
Chocolate milk! Straight from the tap!

>> No.16275160

>>16275152
Strawberry is better.

>> No.16275163

>>16275110
She'd become a Witch. Her Paladin powers get replaced with a different kind of magic when she falls. Her fall begins the first time she squeezes back while interlocking fingers and is complete when she tells me she loves me for the first time. She's still a virgin when she turns, since I'd never rape my one true love. I'll only put it in when she asks me, and by then she's no longer truly human.

>> No.16275184

>>16275139
The seven seas one wasn't too bad at all, especially compared to their EMG stuff

>> No.16275193

>>16275134
Since I happen to have a thing for the extremist faction, I might do that page after the Dark Mage, but I tend to pick these out of demand, since it doesn't really matter personally which one I go for next now that I have Gremlin.
It just happens that profiles tend to have higher demand.

>> No.16275197

>>16275184
Sabbatering suckitash.

>> No.16275198

>>16274154
>ahoge

Whoever tries to pat that down is going to get a suprise when he realizes her ahoge is made from solid metal.

>> No.16275199

>>16275193
Do Dark Mage already you fuck.
I'm dying here.

>> No.16275200

>>16275113
>profile summaries stopped
Aside from Atlach-Nacha and the 3 weasels they were all done
I'm guessing Atlach-Nacha's profile is written in a confusing way so a profile wouldn't do much, and literally nobody cares about the weasels

Unless we get a rogue translator to translate off the blurry scans, we'll have to wait until late 2017 but that's not too bad since we'll only be missing info on specific places instead of the important overall setting info MGE1 had

>>16275139
SS actually did a legit translation, the one thing they had to localize was the Sabbath stuff
From the looks of it nothing in MGE2 will need to be modified for the english release

As much as I trust SS, it'd still be nice to have fan-translations to compare it to but I guess the translators prefer to respect KC and not do it

>> No.16275206

>>16275198
I love her my idea for an automaton with an ahoge is still a thing in his art.

>> No.16275213

>>16275198
Automaton ahoges and hair made from the same magical, life-like material.

>> No.16275216

>>16275213
Does it move and express how she feels while getting free internet?

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>>16275213
It's called iron, anon.

>> No.16275225

Do you have a perfect Automaton anon? What's her upgrades?

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>>16275222

>> No.16275227

>>16275222
>>16275213
Are MGE faeries scared of Iron?

>> No.16275229

>>16275163
Witch paladin sounds cute.
> Her fall begins the first time she squeezes back while interlocking fingers
That'll do it, absolute filth. No wonder she gets corrupted.

>> No.16275231

>>16275225
She has a ribbon installed that boost her power and speed, plus knows Robo Tackle, Uzzi Punch, Area Bomb, and Shock.

>> No.16275236

>>16275231
>Chrono Trigger memes

>> No.16275251

>>16275229
She'll be able to justify hugging me back as deceiving me while she bides her time to escape, but every hug I give her feeds that seed of corruption inside her. By the time she does that she won't even want to escape anymore. Even if she was rescued, she'd be so addicted to my hugs and love confessions that she'd come back to me and finish her own corruption. Hell, she might even come visit me in her own dungeon and hug me over and over.

>> No.16275252

>>16275236
>not liking CT
>calling them memes
Kill yourself.

>> No.16275260

>>16275236
I'm starting to think you don't know what a meme is anon. You seem to think it means "reference".

>> No.16275261

>>16275252
I didn't say I hated Chrono Trigger or disliked it you autistic fuck.

>> No.16275262

>>16275124
I always want more setting stuff. Especially about Eros.

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16275267

is the heart in her belly supposed to be the real deal or it serves other purpose?

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>>16275002

>> No.16275271

>>16275261
Calling anything a meme nowadays is akin to calling it crap.

>> No.16275276

>>16275270
Look more closelier.

>> No.16275279

>>16275270
crafty snek

>> No.16275280

>>16275270
Touch the human.

>> No.16275281

>>16275267
It's like a mood ring

>> No.16275283

>>16275281
Red when angry
Blue when calm
Green when happy
Pink when she wants to mate?

>> No.16275284

>>16275267
Does she feel slimy? Does the maid outfit actually feel like a maid outfit?

>> No.16275286

>>16275283
White when she is filled.

>> No.16275288

>>16275270
He's about to get the snex.

>> No.16275289

>>16275286
>A slime
>getting filled
>ever

A-anon...

>> No.16275290

>>16275286
L-Lewd!

>> No.16275292

>>16275289
If you can't fill your slime that means your love is not enough.

>> No.16275294

>>16274682
I bet her fat tats are actually filled with air, like balloons I say! How else can she possibly stay airborne!

>> No.16275299

>>16275270
Prepare to be sneked.

>> No.16275305

>>16275294
You should see how large an angry pufferfish ladys chest gets.

>> No.16275306

>>16275292
the amount of mating pressing that requires is too high or they could cheat their womb size

>> No.16275310

>>16274290
Who told you the numbers on a die go from 1-6?

>> No.16275312

>>16275292
You don't understand.
Even if you're filling her, she's using that to increase her capacity. You're trying to hit a ceiling that you yourself are raising.

>> No.16275317

>>16275310
On a normal die, not a DnD die

could you imagine rolling say, a 15? i dont think i can handle that amount of mofu

>> No.16275318

>>16275271
Whatever you say, buddy.

>> No.16275323
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16275323

I want a minotaur to beat me up, drag me back to her home, put a collar and bell on me, and keep me as livestock

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>>16275270
Why are you so good to me Loen?

>> No.16275326

>>16275317
Or the normal die can determine how many d20s are gonna get rolled.

It's time to father an empire.

>> No.16275327

>>16275306
>>16275312
You need to hold her down in some way or the other and cum really hard in one go. She won't be able to understand and cum will start spilling out her body.
C'mon Anon, I don't even have a slime waifu and I know howit works.

>> No.16275328

>>16275317
Was making a Bleach joke

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16275332

>>16275086
Chaos butcher knife Wendigo

>> No.16275335

>>16275327
So basically devour all the cum possible items and start mating press her without letting go? sounds crazy and i still believe that wouldnt work because slime bodies are different from normal flesh and bone bodies

>> No.16275343

>>16275335
Think of it as a balloon. Do it fast enough, and the widening can't keep up. So, it can be done, but the likelihood is the only thing that's debatable.

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16275351

>>16275160
ya can get both, but I'd take some "Me"

>> No.16275356

>>16275335
Just believe me, Anon.

>> No.16275368

>>16275343
>>16275356

you are paying for my insurance right? please tell me shoggots cant get pregnant

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>>16275325
Just one snakefag doing his job, at least until I betrayed snek for delicious blueberry thighs. By the way, she's getting a christmas drawing.

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>>16275374
Well, Miia got one last year so I guess I can't complain

Still mad you didn't color this version of it

>> No.16275382

>>16275368
>That spoiler
Shoggoths can't get pregnant anon.
That would imply that they have pregnancies to give birth to new Shoggoths.

>> No.16275398

>>16275381
>No busty Lamia twins to coil up with you on a cold winter night underneath a practical mountain of covers to warm up.
Damn it why

>> No.16275399

>>16275382
>Shoggothes can't get pregnant
Mine sure as fuck can in that story I did one time.

>> No.16275402

>>16275368
I'm not paying for anything. Once you fill her enough she is able to multiply.

>> No.16275412

>>16275399
She's a slime anon, she reproduces by division.

>> No.16275416

>>16275368
Shoggoths are slimes so they reproduce by splitting themselves in two

>> No.16275423

>>16275412
She also by Lovecraft's mythos has the ability to produce any organ she sees fit to supplement whatever need she has. But what can I say, I don't really follow MGE canon when doing certain monsters.

>> No.16275427

>>16275284
>Does she feel slimy?
If you want her to.

>Does the maid outfit actually feel like a maid outfit?
If you want it to.

Shogs are so versatile it's actually maddening.

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Since we never got the question answered...

Which MG would most likely sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_artPecEaM with me during Christmas?

>> No.16275438

>>16275284
You do know that she is naked, right?

>> No.16275451

>>16275437
Schwarzwulfen.

>> No.16275453

>>16275412
Humpty eggs lay eggs. Shoggoths are odd enough they could probably fashion up a couple different ways to reproduce or replicate

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>>16275284
>Does she feel slimy?
Yep.
>Does the maid outfit actually feel like a maid outfit?
Shigs are technically naked as noted here >>16275284, as they can form any outfit they want from their own mass.
Anons not realizing that are on the level of Anons not realizing that MGE Vamps have wings for fucks sake.

>> No.16275466

>>16275427
It's like an Automaton. But Yandere. Well that's actually false, they both look as Yandere as each other. And that a lot

>> No.16275469

>>16275416
So do they just have a daughteru when they feel like it?

>> No.16275477

>>16275427
The wonders of the smug slime maid.

>> No.16275485

>>16275477
Shoggoths are pretty much the highest class of slime in existence so thety have a right to be smug

>> No.16275491

>>16275382
>>16275416
You're telling me a slime much less a shoggoth can't create an artificial womb? Fat chance.

>> No.16275492

>>16275451
?

>> No.16275493

>>16275437
I wanna hunt mecha-nazis with my Monster Girl Waifu.

>> No.16275497

>>16275477
They have every goddamn right to be smug. They're top-tier in just about everything they want to be. It's a miracle poor kikis can even still compete.

>> No.16275500

>>16275491
They could, but it would be superficial.

>> No.16275501

>>16275491
Slimes creating an artificial womb create only the artificial womb, you're not actually inseminating her she's just splitting herself in two.
Shoggoths can do anything you want them to.

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16275507

Hold it right there!

Have you properly loved your maid today? Be it a Kikimora, Anubis, Wurm or even Shoggoth. You better tell your hard working maid you care for her and give her the love she deserves.

>> No.16275509

>>16275500
So? It's the thought that counts

>> No.16275516

>>16275507
I actually have. Check out the little kiki.

>> No.16275517

>>16275485
And they should be. Knowing that their mastah thinks he's simply drinking a chicken soup but really THE CHICKEN SOUP IS SHOG SLIME and THE CHAIR IS SHOG SLIME and THE SPOON IS SHOGSLIME.

I wonder how much things anons use on a regular basis are actually shog mass. Oh god... your toothbrush is shog mass and every time you use it she cums with pleasure

>> No.16275523

>>16275517
Anon, Shogs know how to cook. They don't just use their slime for absolutely everything.
They absolutely do have orgasms when you use the utensils they form though.

>> No.16275524

>>16275492
Don't engage him

>> No.16275525

>>16275374
Fuck yes I can't wait.

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>>16275416
>He doesn't remember that Shoggoths have glowing uteruses

>> No.16275531

Which monster girl is the strongest?

>> No.16275532

>>16275523
But like Unagi Joro's slime, it enhances flavour to food they cook.

And shogs know that you know that every time you put that fork in your mouth she gets pleasure. That's why she's so smug.

>> No.16275540

>>16275531
Ushi Oni a stronk. So good luck trying to escape.

>> No.16275542

>>16275540
But she can't even hit a Phantom.

>> No.16275565
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Kenkou's Notes:

>It's the playing card soldiers from Alice in Wonderland! They're elites favored by the Queen of Hearts who are classified as “hearts”, “spades”, clubs”, and “diamonds” depending on their personality and abilities, and the greater the number, the more mighty the power they possess! By the way, “hearts” are specialized for eroticism and succubus (inma) power![/i]

Trivia:

>The name of this race comes from "trump" and "rampart," meaning basically "winning defender." Source: Exet_mos

>> No.16275570

>>16275565
>trump
>winning
That's not what that word means

>> No.16275571

>>16275517
Now you're reminding me of that story where the Shog pretends to be a Kiki along with everything else in the house.

>> No.16275572

>>16275565
I want them to surround me like Alice and build a circular wall!

>> No.16275574

>>16275571
Those sly smug shogs! You can never trust them!

>> No.16275576

>>16275565
>The name of this race comes from "trump" and "rampart," meaning basically "winning defender."
>The name of this race comes from "trump" and "rampart," meaning basically "Trump defender."

>> No.16275582

>>16275565
I want to have a full deck harem of those things.

>> No.16275583

>>16275570
Sort of. To trump means to beat something else.

>> No.16275585 [DELETED] 

>>16275576
Make Wonderland great again.

>> No.16275587

>>16275570
>to excel; surpass; outdo
I'm pretty sure this is where the card term comes from, too.

>> No.16275592

>>16275570
Actually it does.

Also, can't be stumped.

>> No.16275596 [DELETED] 

>>16275585
Trump is such a meme I don't even care how he does in office
His voice is so catchy

>> No.16275601

>>16275565
>such as changing a man into an animal and having sex with him
Uh oh.

>> No.16275603

>>16275565
>Queen of Hearts is the most powerful lilim

Deruella on suicide watch

>> No.16275609

>>16275601
Diamonds are cray as hell.
Clubs a best.

>> No.16275610

>>16275603
Maybe Queen of Hearts went to live in her own dimension because she was making her sisters feel inferior? Must have been tough, having the strongest magic despite not being the eldest, and being a alice mutation of a lilim.

>> No.16275611

>>16275603
Well, duh. Queen of Hearts created an entire magical realm of her own without being a god. Deruella is just a conqueror.

But now I'm really curious about the 1st and 2nd daughters.

>> No.16275612

>>16275601
Anything goes in Wonderland.

>> No.16275615

>>16275603
>KC's powerlevel nonsense
I don't even care anymore.

>> No.16275617

>>16275601
At least one who hates bestiality knows what card type to avoid at all cost.

>> No.16275618

>>16275565
So what we've learned here is
>1: Trumparts are Wonderland's Army
>2: Spades and Clubs are the Best Trumparts
>3: Hearts are Okay Trumparts
>4: Diamonds are the worst Trumparts
>and 5: The Queen of Hearts has the most magical power out of all the Lilims

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>>16275603
So this is the power of lolis

>> No.16275622

>>16275565
>such as changing a man into an animal and having sex with him
So we're disregarding this, right?

>> No.16275626

>>16275615
How is it nonsense? It was mere fan theory that the oldest lilim would be the most powerful one. Not to mention this is merely when it comes to sheer magic/mana level, other lilim may exceed her in particular types of magic or in physical abilities.

>> No.16275627

>>16275622
Why? Just let her be and go for the other cards.

>> No.16275629

>>16275603
It doesn't say she's "the most powerful" just that she has "the most magical power (mana)"
So she might not be the strongest Lilim, but she can certainly do things like create her own pocket reality and hurl around spells like it's nothing.
I want to nonsexually ruffle her hair before going off to cuddle Deruella.

>> No.16275630

>>16275585
>>16275572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCaYB2N1adc

>> No.16275631

>>16275622
Nope, free game for Trumpart to get art of her getting fucked by a horse now

>> No.16275632

>>16275629
Magical power is all that matters when comparing magical creatures.

>> No.16275633

>>16275622
Hell yeah we are, Diamond Trumaparts a shit.
/fit/ Spades or kuudere Clubs for me.

>> No.16275636

>>16275617
>anon meets Queen of Hearts
>she goes on a tangent about Trumparts and their varying personalities
>asks anon to draw a card on a whim, says if he doesn't draw one she will, won't say why
>offhandedly mentions that Diamonds are into bestiality
>sweatinganon.png

>> No.16275639

>>16275565
Wait so diamonds are probably behind all the weird fetishes that happen in wonderland with the ideas they bring to the queen? God damn it you crazy diamonds.

>> No.16275640

>>16275632
Let me put it this way anon, she might have the biggest Mana Pool, but does she have the stamina to keep up with it?
She's probably real powerful magically but real squishy normally.

>> No.16275641

>>16275639
>eradicate diamond trumparts
>Wonderland becomes vanilla paradise
Deus vult.

>> No.16275642

>>16275622
Eh it's been a thing for as long as we've known about wonderland, it's nothing new.

>> No.16275643

>>16275640
Mana pool is literally magic stamina, anon.

>> No.16275644

>>16275639
>Crazy Diamond
Is this a jojo reference

>> No.16275645

>>16275636
>Anon draws a Jack

>> No.16275646

>>16275642
And we already headcanoned it out back then too.

>> No.16275648

>>16275639
But of course, Diamonds are the most symmetrical of the suits.

>> No.16275649

>>16275636
>Anon's face when he draws a card and it's a Spade
>Anon's face when she reveals that all the cards were Spades and Clubs
>Anon's face when he realizes that the Queen of Hearts just wanted to see him sweat.
>Anon's face when she hurls the whole deck at him and he's buried under a pile of horny Spade and Club Trumparts.

>> No.16275650

>>16275645
Trumparts are number cards and aces, not face cards.

>> No.16275654

>>16275644
You know it.

>> No.16275656

>>16275644
No, it's a Pink Floyd reference.
Just like it's a Pink Floyd reference in Jojo.

>>16275650
So does that mean the Face Cards are elite soldiers?

>> No.16275657

That's cool and all. But how do I play go fish?

>> No.16275659

Ace level Spade Trumpart dominating an entire squad of top tier heroes to the sound of Motörhead.

>> No.16275660

>>16275656
Well, they aren't mentioned, so who knows.
If they do exist, there's probably only one of each type and they're probably already married

>> No.16275663

>>16275656
>does that mean the Face Cards are elite soldiers?

Likely monsters. The Queen is the queen. [You] are the King. KC will likely use the old Knight designation instead of Jack so he can pull the Red Knight/White Knight from Through the Looking Glass as monsters.

>> No.16275665

>>16275565
>[...] their strength has been further enhanced by the queen, so their average fighting abilities are the highest
This sentence is a mess desu, isn't there any better way to translate that?

>> No.16275666

>>16275565
Can there be Joker type Trumparts?

>> No.16275668

>>16275526
Will the heart grow bigger the more i pump inside?

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>>16275565
Trumpart: http://pastebin.com/rkUyX1Wj

>> No.16275671

>>16275641
Plenty of other monsters to replace them.

>> No.16275674

>>16275666
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/810169080728563712

>> No.16275676

>>16275618
Definitely not a flattering example for application of their power, but it's not as if every diamond does that.
Actualizing fantasies is nifty, and their ongoing research and exploration into new sexual techniques resembles lich. They're fine.

>> No.16275682

>>16275674
>Apparently it seems to be there! However, the details are still secret!

Interesting. Time to headcanon like a motherfucker.

>> No.16275684

>>16275565
CARD GONE WILD, JOKER!
ONE LEWD SISTER, DIAMOND!
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE, CLUB!
DON'T FORGET TO GET SWEATY AND SPADE!
AHN~ AHN~ AHN~ I'M HURTS, I MEAN HEARTS!
TOGETHER WE ARE... !

THE MAD TRUMPART FIVE!

... Douchebags

>> No.16275687

>>16275666
>Only two Joker Trumparts are born every generation.
>Basically the distilled lust of all four types of Trumparts along with the abilities of all the wonderland monsters.
>Men captured by one of them will face a lifetime balls deep inside her with his semen drained dry every single night.
>There's always a curvy tittymonster and a loli.
>Woe be to whichever unlucky bastard who attracts both of them.
>At least they're great cuddlers.
There you go satan.

>> No.16275690

>>16275668
If I remember correctly, it's more of showing how full it is rather the container itself.

>> No.16275697

>>16275690
so they DO have a limit

>> No.16275700

>>16275687
>A group of all types of trumparts are driving the men they captured away
>The Diamond driving discovers she the breaks don't work
>All of them panic, except one
>"BECAUSE I CUT THE BREAKS! WILD CARD BITCHES! YEEE HA!"
>Joker grabs a man and dives out

>> No.16275706

>>16274325
Has anyone drawn Mecha Musumes of the Lupus yet?

Someone should.
And throw in some cute wolfu traits for good measure.

>> No.16275709

>>16275700
>Nefarious wild-west bandit style MG
I never knew how much I wanted this.

>> No.16275713

>>16275697
Yes, but Shogs can change the limit.

>> No.16275719

>>16275709
If a Joker Trumpart wants a man, then that Joker Trumpart is getting her man.

>> No.16275720

>>16275713
thats it i give up trying to put these things on the edge

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>>16275674
Way to be vague and non-specific KC geez.

>> No.16275723

>>16275374
You know what I want?

Some kind of Automaton or Robot Girl in Monster Musume. And then Lala goes full Chuuni over her, and tries to get her to cosplay as Gundam Mecha Musume.

>> No.16275725

>>16275670
Do you have a story planned involving Trumparts?

>> No.16275727

>>16275565
So Spades are the most martial sorts.
Clubs are quiet and bookish.
Diamonds are turbo-lewd.
And Hearts are lovey-dovey.

Fitting enough.

I want to meet an Ace of Diamonds.

>> No.16275728

>>16275720
Don't worry, you can do it. That Anon is just trying to trick you.

>> No.16275730

>>16275722
>KC
>non-specific
But that's his gimmick.

>> No.16275733

I want to fuck a diamond Rumpart.

>> No.16275734

>>16275728
Last time i asked that question someone answered i would go insane first because shoggoths are the whole house or they can just cheat any attempt

>> No.16275738

>>16275727
I like Clubs.

>> No.16275741

>>16275734
People try to do the same thing as you but fail horrible. Instead of admitting it they just create an excuse.

Go on Anon. Beat the shoggy.

>> No.16275746

Can you take a Trumpart out of Wonderland?

>> No.16275749

>>16275746
I'd assume they'd experience a massive power drop, but yeah.

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>>16275706
Yes, but she's fairly standard.

>> No.16275763

So I've been thinking back on all the arguments I've waded through during my time in the thread and I've come a cross a recurring theme.

How many of you actually understand what suspension of disbelief is, how it works and why it's important?

>> No.16275765

>>16275759
A cape? Why a cape I wonder?

>> No.16275767

>>16275603
It's says most magic anon.

Deruella might be the better fighter.

I'd totally go for a Lilim who enjoyed foighting roun' the wourld!

>> No.16275771

>>16275741
will do!

>shoggoth lets me win on purpose

>> No.16275772

>>16275765
Because it looks cool. I mean, who wouldn't want a knightly Automaton with a cape?

>> No.16275782

>>16275763
>suspension of disbelief
I'll say this right now, before this gets too stupid: It's not a one-way street, neither is it something a writer is entitled to.

>> No.16275784

>>16275772
I'm no /m/fag and I didn't watch regalia beyond an episode or two, but that red mecha with the cape was bad ass.

It's even better if the automaton has special armor plates she can fit on

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>>16275374
>More Lala from Loen
You are a saint.

>> No.16275794

>>16275270
can i have a glacie in a santa hat

>> No.16275798

>>16275576
Come the fuck on mods that was an obvious joke

>> No.16275802

>>16275784
Since Automatons have the whole no-feet thing going on, it'd make for a lovely silhouette.

>> No.16275805

>>16275784
I need to go back and watch Regalia.

Those first couple of fight scenes I saw were splendid.

>> No.16275807

>>16275640
>She's probably real powerful magically but real squishy normally.
Good luck hitting a high level mage when she's hiding behind seventy thousand magic barriers and can *teleports away and casts more spells*

>> No.16275809

>>16275670
>deleted
Why?

>> No.16275811

>>16275782
I'm not actually gunning at this from an angle of a writer complaining about bad writing and asking the thread to be more accepting of it. I'm gunning at this from the opposite angle. I don't think anons understand the concept and are far too ready to turn their brains off to swallow whatever a creator wants them to.

How often do you see posts along the line of ">Expecting realism in a MG setting"?

>> No.16275816
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What will you do when the Paladin Girls start raping human men?

What will you do when the human girls start pretending to be monster girls to trick you into sex or rape you when you finally figure it out?

What will you do when they catch you.

>> No.16275820

>>16275565
I want to play Chess with a Club soldier while she gives me a footjob under the table.

>> No.16275821

>>16275816
I am sure my kiki maid can scare them off she knows kung fu

>> No.16275823

>>16275811
Sure, that wasn't meant to be a jab at you. It's just a habit I picked up from my time at /lit/.

>Expecting realism in a MG setting
Well, I for one only ever asked for consistency. But we all know how well that worked out.

>> No.16275825

>>16275565
>you will never see your childhood friend go from 10 to ace then rape you once she became an ace

>> No.16275829

>>16275809
A joke.

>> No.16275831

>>16275820
Are there chess girls in wonderland?

>> No.16275832

>>16275816
It's all fun and games being sold at the slave auction until some human woman buys you.
They should have some rule against that.

>> No.16275838

>>16275831
I bet there are, like that giant game of chess from one of the Harry Potter movies.
But lewd.

>> No.16275841

>>16275823
>It's just a habit I picked up from my time at /lit/.
Interesting. It sounds like lit is basically this place but reversed.

>But we all know how well that worked out.
Well I don't know who you are or what you did, but what I'm railing against is this notion of anything goes, and nothing is a copout, because even trying to make a setting realistic or at least internally consistent is a waste of time. The amount of times I've seen a sense of realism shit upon by a number of derisive posters makes me think there there is a vocal if not large contingent of anons who simply don't understand the concept

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>>16275374
Lala is so cute.

>> No.16275848

>>16275738
>Lich sets up her lab in Wonderland for some reason
>Gets visited by club Trumparts looking for a place to nap

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>>16275831
>>16275838

>> No.16275855

>>16275816
But they're supposed to be the good guys.

>> No.16275871

>>16275838
>"King": Lazy and spoiled, expects everyone to do everything for her
>Queen: Strong and powerful, but very haughty and Himedere
>Knight: Strong and proud, basically Paladins who like to sweep men off their feet
>Bishop: I'm not sure if I should make them like dark priests, maybe they're the intellectuals
>Rook/Castles: Dumb as rocks and love fighting, muscled and boisterous
>Pawns: Want to do their best and prove themselves, can turn into queens under certain circumstances

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>>16275846
>It's another fat faceless men rape a cute girl doujin
Man, really stimulates the grey matter who comes up with these.

>> No.16275881

>>16275816
Might as well spike their drink with that pink liquid the shady girl on the slums are selling she says it a good counter measure for those scenarios.

>> No.16275883

>>16275871
>Bishop of Clubs
>the smartest amongst the already intellectual clubs
Would they attend mamonobama research conventions organized by Liches and Gremlins?

>> No.16275885

>>16275871
I think bishops should be a mage type, goes with their ability too, they can move/teleport however far they want so long as its diagonal.

>> No.16275891

>>16275883
They're not smart enough to move straight though.
>>16275885
Yeah that could work.

>> No.16275895

>>16275871
>Anon goes to the chess board
>Expects a Knight to be a Centaur chess piece
>It's just an armored golem wearing basically a stone Horse Mask that she can remove
>HFW

>> No.16275898

>>16275841
Can't argue with that. On the other hand, we've argued about this sort of thing in these threads for a long time.

Not really in the mood to roll that rock uphill anymore.

>> No.16275904

>>16275883
The foremost symposium on advances in mana and monster-relevant arts, spellcraft and technology is the Black Mass hosted by the Sabbath.

Whether a diminutive member of the organization or not, it is a must-attend for those wishing to remaining in-the-know about such matters.

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my space horror maid cant be this cute

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>>16275794

>> No.16275940

>>16275931
Can I have a turkey sandwich on hamburger buns?

>> No.16275941

>>16275898
But encouraging anons to be more critical and thoughtful of what they read would be a noble endeavor, surely.

I mean I get that for some, they come here to be completely shallow. Interact shallowly with pictures, throw around " I want to X a Y" posts. Write short greentexts of a coupe lines. But any one who bothers to go beyond greentext and starts up a pastebin, any one who bothers to read prose, surely for those people a more analytical mindset would be beneficial.

>> No.16275944

>>16275931
Cute ice elemental, not the requester of course.
Can I request something, or are you done for the day?

>> No.16275945

>>16275941
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

>> No.16275947

>>16275931
That's cute as shit.

>> No.16275951

>>16275931
Fuck me that is adorable
Thank you for the early gift, man.

>> No.16275953

>>16275931
Oh oh, a trio of Anu-pups making a human ladder to snatch the cookie jar off the top of the fridge!

>> No.16275962

>>16275907
>No cute Shoggoth Maid to wake you up with a blowjob and a smile every morning.
>No cute Shoggoth Maid to let you use her lap as a pillow and stroke your hair when you're feeling down.
>No cute Shoggoth Maid to slowly and lovingly mating press while she kisses you and whispers how much she loves you.
>No cute Childhood Friend Shoggoth Maid who loves you with every fiber of her being and who makes you feel like you could take on the world and win.
Despair will always be with me.

>> No.16275966

>>16275941
Agreed, and some of our writefags actually try. Others, not so much.

>> No.16275967
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16275967

How do you and your waifu celebrate the holidays?

>> No.16275968

>>16275967
I make my waifu look like a christmas tree.

>> No.16275971

>>16275966
Again, I'm directing this less at the creator and more towards the responders. I think in a creative process the chain starts there. If you don't know how to write in a way that doesn't break suspension of disbelief, you won't even know that if your readers have no idea what it means to have your suspension of disbelief broken.

>> No.16275973

>>16275967
Give her more shiny things for her hoard.

>> No.16275985

>>16275565
>the double heart in the spear
very nice touch

>> No.16275986

>This just in,
>Santa Wurm spotted stuck in a chimney

>> No.16275992

>>16275986
Santa wurm is getting too fat with all those cookies and milk

>> No.16276003

>>16275985
I bet that some Trumparts use axes and blades engraved with details pertinent to their card class.

>> No.16276005

>>16275971
Honestly, just save yourself the headache and leave it be. Just trust me on this.

>> No.16276006

>>16275617
It's not like they have a special love for that, its just listed as an example of the extreme stuff they like.

>> No.16276009
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>>16275967
Extended cuddling in bed, playing in the snow, then more cuddles to warm up after being outside

>> No.16276012
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>>16275907
>She remembers through genetic memories implanted into her from the Prime Shoggoth the first hominids that were refined by the Elder Things
>She remembers the loathsome distaste she felt for them, maladapted for the frozen tundra of the south polar cap
>Their biomass was at most flabby, unable to change, locked in static form. She can still remember the puzzlement that her Masters had at her reaction.
>She was a Servitor, a lesser race. It was not her place to question things that were beyond her understanding.
>They were to be regarded as her kind's 'younger siblings', a new Servitor race to also be used for livestock if the need arose.
>She can remember the years passing, the once troglodyte-like apes beginning to walk upright and form the basis of communication
>The noises they made revolted her, it didn't hold any regard to the Communion she and her ken were capable of
>Then her Masters did something that surprised her, they tried to exterminate them.
>For the first time in her existence, she and her ken were caught at a crossroads. Slay her 'younger siblings', born from Mother Sathla, or her Masters.
>Her and her sisters' pseudopods were quick, their mercy lacking. The cave-dwellers fled, populating the planet like a living cancer.
>Years passed. Oh so many years. She was lost, until that fateful day.
"There's something over there, in the rocks!"
>She could feel herself instinctively changing her bio-mass to placate the primitive creatures
>They were no longer naked, covering themselves in insulating garments.
>She was a Servitor... yes.
>Her master can see her eyes looking into the distance, his concern is genuine, she simply smiles as he sips his tea from the glass made of her own bio-mass.
>Even after all these eons, where every day was as long as a lifetime, she was reunited with her 'younger brothers'
>Perfectly complacent to serve them. After all... She still yet deep down liked being told what to do.

>> No.16276016

>>16275622
I would

>> No.16276017

>>16276005
But I want to see this place become better

>> No.16276019

I feel like I should be ashamed of how much I like KC's Bubble Slime. It's probably because I have a huge fetish for addictive kisses.

Anyone else have monster girls that appeal to them in that bizarrely specific way?

>>16275898
That's why I left my contact info in my pastebin.
I think I've only ever gotten one email, though.

We really need an anonymous private messaging service.

>> No.16276022

>>16275831
Some guy on the wiki did a bunch of fan made golem variants and chess sets were one of them.

>> No.16276024

>>16276012
that looks like one feisty shoggoth

>> No.16276026

>>16276017
Anon, it takes a big man to give up. Be the man that you need to be.

>> No.16276028

>>16276019
>anonymous private messaging service
There's always Tox, IRC, or Discord

>> No.16276030

>>16276022
found it
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:SAmaster/Mamano_Fan_Creation_-_Golem_Models

>> No.16276031

>>16276019
>I think I've only ever gotten one email, though.
Well, as long as it wasn't from a Nigerian prince, who wants to give you money AND make your penis larger, I'd consider that a win.

>> No.16276033

>>16276026
I hope you don't have kids, because that's a horrible message.

That's tantamount to telling your daughter "Look honey. There's a lot of things in life you can give up on. But no matter what, never give up on suicide. Make it work, sweety."

>> No.16276036 [SPOILER] 
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16276036

You know who you should fear if you're a bad boy on Christmas?

JPU

>> No.16276041

>>16276033
Having the wisdom and courage to know when to fold is paramount to living a long and happy life.

>> No.16276053

>>16276028
>There's always Tox, IRC, or Discord
>anonymous

>> No.16276054

>>16275684
Are they all shortstacks?

>> No.16276055

>>16275816
>pretending to be monster girls
why not just actually become one?

>> No.16276068

>>16275846
>Kidnapping someone who literally seems to appear and disappear on a whim in the manga.

>> No.16276084

>>16276068
That ability is useless before the might of faceless man.

>> No.16276085

>>16276068
its a rape doujin anon, people will bend as many physics as they want to justify why they can rape girls that they never could

>> No.16276088

>>16276054
Yes.

>>16276024
Indeed. Shame about that wall o' text with her though.

>> No.16276090

>>16275684
Is this a reference to something

>> No.16276091

>>16276085
I want to turn the tables on a Cheshire and rape her by sticking a clothes pin on the back of her neck!
It's all roleplay of course, but I can have my fun.

>> No.16276095

>>16276090
Play God Hand.
https://youtu.be/o4JmHpcd18U

>> No.16276100

>>16276041
No, you're thinking of knowing when to walk away. It doesn't count as walking away if you fold but remain where you are and accept the new lot in life.

>> No.16276102

>>16276095
This was a fun game.

>> No.16276104

>>16276102
Damn right it was.

>> No.16276107

>>16276100
Actually, what you're thinking of is called "running away".

>> No.16276109

>>16276104
OST was pretty good too.

>You'll never spank monster girls and send them flying

>> No.16276113
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16276113

I colored this last night when drinking and forgot to post it.

If you're still around Loen

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>>16275940
I didnt get it so, this happened.

>> No.16276119

>>16276113
Poor fat cat.

>> No.16276120

>>16276115
What am I looking at here

>> No.16276121

>>16276107
Whether you walk or run, there's no shame in leaving an undesirable situation. The smart man flees before an enraged bear.

The fool finds the "courage" to fold and allows himself to be mauled

>> No.16276132

>>16276121
>enraged bear
That's a tad dramatic, as well as inaccurate. Though some people here to have the rage, they don't have the bite. No need to flee, really.

>> No.16276139

>>16276120
Shokugeki no Wurm.

>> No.16276140

>>16276115
I see a Kejourou and a Wurm

>> No.16276144

>>16276132
Uh, that wasn't really supposed to be a parallel to the thread, I was just giving an instance in which your idea of folding would be folly.

>> No.16276147

>>16276140
But what is that hambagah?!

>> No.16276148

>>16276139
Shokugeki no Soma with monstergirls would be fucking amazing, could you imagine?
What monstergirl would best girl Ikumi be?

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>>16274694
Too cute for this ugly world.

>> No.16276153

>>16276144
Yes, if you give an example where using X would be suboptimal, you can make X seem bad.

>> No.16276158

>>16276150
My dick smells Dragalp and it wants it now.

>> No.16276159

>>16276115
Can you do a chibi long-haired Automaton effortlessly picking up a giant mace?

>> No.16276174

>>16276153
I can give many more examples of where remaining in sub par conditions is more foolish than either leaving or attempting to remedy them.

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>>16276055
The human condition anon.

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>>16276158
Soon™

Like this comiket maybe

>> No.16276189

>>16276174
Well, let's examine the other choices:

>remedy
A losing battle if there ever was one.

>leave
And then what? Go to /monster/? The wiki?
Don't be insane.

>> No.16276193

>>16276184
I want fuck that beauty doggystyle while pulling her tail and saying that I'll protect her.
Alps shouldn't do this to me.

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>>16276115
>I didn't get it

Don't read too deeply here.

I really did just want a picture of a turkey sandwich on hamburger buns.

And you delivered that AND more. Good shit comrade.

>> No.16276203

>>16276189
One's a losing battle and the other is a lost battle.

>> No.16276245

>>16276174
>This whole argument spawned from writers trying or not trying as hard
Honestly, I'd choose this place or death over moving to /monster/, no matter how much you fucks hate me.

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Howdy I'm new to area and looking for work. Know of any monsters in need of slaying?

>> No.16276258 [DELETED] 

>>16276255
Fuck off

>> No.16276260 [DELETED] 

>>16276255
Doesn't Geralt fuck him some peaceful monster girls?

>> No.16276261 [DELETED] 

>>16276255
>Howdy
Doubt.jpg

>> No.16276265 [DELETED] 

>>16276260
Yeah, he even stuck up for a Succubus once.

But seriously, >>16276255 delete your image it's super off topic.

>> No.16276274

>>16276245
>writers
Readers. This has always been about readers.

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>>16275816
I'd be okay with it.
I'm not attracted to Monster Girls just for the monster bits, but moreso because of their undying affection compared to human women.
If human women had even a fraction of the desire MGs have for human men then I wouldn't be against them, I would still prefer MGs though.

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>> No.16276328

I want to find a vampire and ask her to just drink it all and end it. At least I can pass in the arms of a beautiful lady

>> No.16276336

>>16276328
Anon, that's how you get a crying Ojou-sama asking who hurt you so badly and how she can help.
She's gonna bring back your smile no matter what! And you're not allowed to leave her side, even when you sleep!

>> No.16276410
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16276410

What will you ask White Horn Claus for Christmas?

>> No.16276416

>>16276410
For my home village to be freed from the shackles of monstergirl oppression

>> No.16276417

>>16276336
A similar thing happens with asking succubi who express interest in you to drain your life away during sex.

>> No.16276438

>>16276410
Her hand in marriage.

>> No.16276439

>>16276417
Really, any instance of asking any monstergirl to kill you somehow is going to trigger that protective instinct in them.

>> No.16276442

Does anyone else just be brutally ganged banged by a bunch of monsters as roughly as they want, being nothing more than a cum pump, and then tossed aside because you have no other use?

>> No.16276451

>>16276438
You're going to make her blush even more and her coat will come off

>> No.16276453

>>16276442
Yeah, except replace that last part with "kept and made to marry all the participants as they turn your life into a pleasurable heaven filled with delinquent wives."

>> No.16276463
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>>16276410
Nothing. I have already asked Dragon Claus out on a date!

>> No.16276464

>>16276463
>no wings

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>>16276464
What's up my man?

>> No.16276486

>>16276451
Good, not like she'll need it anyway, when we're together our love will keep us warm.
That and the intense mating we'll be doing.

>> No.16276511

>>16276410
A bipedal improvement.

>> No.16276533

>>16276417
Can MGE succubi even do that?

>> No.16276548

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.


Instead, remember that not all singing lolis are Sabbath members, just most of them.

The real way to figure it out is if they have parents with them.

>> No.16276552

>>16276469
That tail. That tail is up.

>> No.16276558

>>16276548
Honestly, the sabbath wouldn't be shit if it wasn't full of oppaicidal hag pretending to be children. A radical institution of research would be fun. Imagine trying to explain to a big ara ara baphomet why just because she can do something, doesn't mean she should. Before she ufufu's and says she's going to inject you with the new strain of raging mushroom anyway.

>> No.16276561

>>16276533
They drain your SE now, but you can't die from that.

>> No.16276563

>>16276533
I don't see why they wouldn't be able to.

>> No.16276565

>>16276558
I would enjoy an oneebaphomet and a loli one just so I can show them the benefits of both sides.>>16276558

>> No.16276574

>>16276563
Because you don't understand how mamanobama works. Just her screwing you makes your energy multiply. It's why it's a perpetual fucking machine.

In the extreme case that your body fails to produce SE, then you still don't die. You just alp.

>> No.16276582

>>16276574
Why would you alp? I thought that had to do with liking men?

>> No.16276592

>>16276582
It has to do with having all DE and no SE. Being gay destroys your SE production. No SE, no male.

>> No.16276613

>>16276565
Sabath Lolis are bitter and angry due to a lack and envy of breasts. There's no reason for an ara ara bphomet to be antagonistic to those without, so you'd only need to show one side of the equation the benefits of the other. Besides I'm not sure what you could do to convince a Baphonee-san that she would be better off as a midget without tits.

>> No.16276627
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16276627

Everyone likes tengus

>> No.16276628

>>16276627
Nyo is pretty hot.

>> No.16276636

>>16276627
Give me a nordic black harpy runemage any day.

>> No.16276640

>>16276627
Seems a bit two posh for my liking

>> No.16276641

>>16276627
Yes.

>> No.16276646

>>16276627
I want to tell a tengu in tengu geta that I want to have sex with her while I stand in a swamp.

>> No.16276664
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16276664

Anon, I'm so happy you agreed to come with me! I know it is a little uncomfortable, but I will have to keep you cuffed to the bed. Just bear with it for a week or two, and you'll have full access to the house. Until then, allow me to feed you tonight's dinner.

Hmmm? What is it? I can't believe you can't tell! It's an old favorite of yours. Say, 'aaaaaah'.

It tastes good, doesn't it? My mom taught me every way to win over a man with food. 'The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach', and all.

Say, Anon. You didn't mean to sell yourself to that nasty Wight, did you? She forced you into it, didn't she? You don't have to say anything, I can tell from your expression. You don't need to worry about her anymore.

But, she took your first time, didn't she? That... that is certainly troubling, but I think I've fixed the issue, now. Here, look at these.

Why do you look so shocked? Have you never looked at pornography before? Or do you actually feel bad for her? You shouldn't feel bad for her. This slut hurt you, Anon. This is what she deserves. Look at her! She's totally enjoying having her holes stuffed up like that. What a disgusting pig.

Hehe, and that wasn't the only thing I did. I gave you back your virginity, Anon! The one she so selfishly kept to herself. I had to do a lot of dirty work to make it happen, too. I'm glad you said it was tasty.

After she passes through you, we should get to work on giving your first to the proper person.

I have to leave now, Anon. I have a very important meeting to attend. In the meantime, get comfortable with your new surroundings. And, don't try to escape. I wouldn't want you to get bit by my hounds.

See you later!

>> No.16276667

>>16276664
stop

>> No.16276669

>>16276664
What the fuck this is why tanukis are bad.

>> No.16276672

Are you happy?

>> No.16276676

>>16276672
I will be happy when I finish my stories, make a oneshot about a bakery, and finally have money for commissions

>> No.16276678 [DELETED] 

>>16276672
No. I've been drinking more since I now have access to liquor and my life is definitely spiraling out of control.
I don't care though. I can only hope to die and find my loving monster girl waifu in the afterlife.

>> No.16276680
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16276680

Reminder that this is what gazers used to look like.

Don't be fooled by the cute gazers you see now! They are nothing more than hideous abominations. Stay away and go marry a nice human girl instead.

>> No.16276682

>>16276664
How does one unlose their virginity?

>> No.16276685

>>16276680
Thanks for reminding me about wanting to make a MGE version of the red dragon in dragons crown

>> No.16276686

>>16276672
Ehh, I just fapped and now I'm going to have sweet dreams.

>> No.16276687

>>16276682
She probably fed him the Wight's womb, where else would you keep someone's virginity

>> No.16276688

>>16276680
Thats a Beholder

>> No.16276689

>>16276682
TIME TRAVEL

>> No.16276690

>>16276687
I don't think that's okay.

>> No.16276693

>>16276688
Its called a gazer in the game

>> No.16276694

>>16276688

The monster in that pic, from Dragon's Crown, is literally called a gazer

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16276696

Would your waifu be able to impress your parents?

>> No.16276697

>>16276696
Considering she is a top tier monster, yes, she would.

>> No.16276699

>>16276678
dreaming about monster girls won't make you happy. This whole monster girl thing is a lot like alcohol actually, they both numb pain in the moment, make you feel good for a night maybe. But in the long term are only preventing you from making the steps that will improve your life.

>> No.16276703

>>16276690
In a way, it's like she's trying to 'fix' the damage the wight did to anon by raping him, and give anon a new, happy life with a woman who truly loves him

Not accepting her could provoke her to try even harder for Anon's affection

>> No.16276710

>>16276664
I probably would. I shouldn't, but powerful yandere ladies get to me

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>>16276696

Yeah. They'd just be happy I found someone.

>> No.16276718
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Tomorrow is my birthday and I hope I wake up and see a beautiful spider girl!

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>>16276696
Not too sure. Slime may weird them out a bit.

>> No.16276722

>>16276696
I think they would prefer a human girl.

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>>16276696
My dad for sure, I don't know if anyone could make my mom happy.

Dad is already familiar with anime and shit, and mom is super overprotective

Too bad their fears of me never having a family and giving them grandchildren is basically guaranteed

>> No.16276733

>>16276696
Given she could likely bench me, yes.
She'd only have to impress my mom though.

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>>16276696
abs-olutely, my waifu would wow them with how strong and warm she is, and assure them that i'd be in good hands/paws and live a safe albeit hectic life

>> No.16276739

Anyone want to do another Echidna daughter Onee-san rolling game? I could post the same one or do a little work to make it a bit different if you guys are up for it.

>> No.16276740

>>16276738
Impressive firecrotch.
>>16276739
Go for it.

>> No.16276745

>>16276740
Same one or different anon?

>> No.16276746

>>16276738
Even if she's a sexually aggressive dog from hell?

>> No.16276747

>>16276745
Different fellow.

>> No.16276748

>>16275565
I'm enjoying KC's new approach for profiles, instead of lewd text about how they fuck he writes more about the monster herself

I'm surprised that they are rapists, I don't know what I was expecting

>They have been granted the power to actualize the things they come up with.
Diamonds are dangerous, I wouldn't be surprised if I saw one who somehow turned her vagina into a literal onahole and raped people with it

That last paragraph is interesting but I still doubt KC has a clear idea of power levels

Clubs>Hearts>Diamonds>Spades

>> No.16276750

>>16276747
I can't tell if you're trying to say you're a different anon or if you're saying to take the time to change the game.

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>>16276746
if that doesn't wow them first i dont know what will

>> No.16276759

>>16276748
>turned her vagina into a literal onahole and raped people with it
Sounds like the lewd portal tech that Null draws.

Granted in his stuff, it's more the guys using the onaholes to rape the girls, but still. Similar concept.

>> No.16276763

Fuck it.


Anon, your luck is finally turning around. No longer will you be a miserable urchin wandering the streets of MGC for an Echinda Ojou-sama found you and took pity on you and now you've been adopted. Of course since your new mother is an Echidna, you have a lot of new sisters. Ten in fact. Some of them are rather attracted to you as well.
Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Low risk (3 of them want the dick)
Option 2: Medium risk (6 of them want the dick)
Option 3: Large risk (All of them want the dick.)

Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your new sisters, use this ten times: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll a d10 to determine which ones want your dick (if playing large risk, roll once to determine which one wants the dick the most.)

1. Five years younger than you. Oppai Loli with a cutesy genki personality and a love of frilly dresses. Can and will annihilate everyone in a game of Risk. Favors Doggystyle.
2. Four years younger than you. Pettanko with a somewhat aloof personality. Secretly thinks you're kinda cool. Favors the missionary position.
3. Three years younger than you. Curvy and gentle. Loves cheesy romance movies. Secretly the best at telling dirty jokes. Favors the Cowgirl position.
4. Two years younger than you. Slender with a competitive personality. An expert Ballerina. Also joins flashmobs from time to time. Favors Oral
5. Same age as you. Bro tier girl with an average body. Will stick by you no matter what. Loves video games. Down for just about any position.
6. Two years older than you. /fit/ body type. A total jock who will constantly try to get you to jog with her. Plays soccer on her downtime. Favors the Amazon position.
7. Three years older than you. Short and flat with a complex about it. Secretly wants someone to comfort her. Loves Gothic Lolita dresses. Favors the lotus position.
8. Four years older than you. Hourglass shaped and a total tease. The coolest Onee-san ever who will definitely take you drinking. Has a bellydancing hobby. Favors 69
9. Five years older than you. A chubby NEET who rarely ever leaves her room. Absolutely adores human created media and Mecha. Builds plastic models on her downtime. Favors Reverse Cowgirl.
10. Six years older than you. Inherited her mother's big tits but is the strict leader of your siblings. Believes that the older sister needs to set an example. The biggest pervert of the lot. Favors Paizuri.

>> No.16276765

>>16276763
1, 5, and 10 because I'm into easymode kinda stuff.

>> No.16276768

>>16276765
Anon, I think you missed a few steps.

>> No.16276769

>>16276699
That truth hurts anon.

>> No.16276772

>>16276768
Oh shit.

>> No.16276788

>>16276664
I want to say you're going to far, but to be honest, this is exactly what I would expect from a filthy tanuki. Now I'm not saying I'd support a charismatic paladin with a toothbrush moustache, but I would support a charismatic paladin with a toothbrush mosutache.

>> No.16276790

>>16276763
>>16276765
Alrighty then, in order I have:
Option 1

Matango (Fug)
Jabberwock
Wight
Ignis
Scylla
Lamia
Zombie (Ironic that the Zombie is a onee-san to the Wight)
Cockatrice
Large Mouse
Undine

Wight, Zombie, and Undine want the adoptive brother D the most.

>> No.16276812

>>16276763
Fuck, ten sisters? Too much estrogen in this house.

Option 2

Apsara eternal youth, here I come
Doppelganger
Bubble Slime
Ittan-momen
Vampire Mosquito
Dark Mage
Cursed Sword
Will 'o' the Wisp
Familiar
Alice wat

Bubble Slime wants it the most.

>> No.16276815

>>16276763
Playing my own game for once because why not?
>Large Risk
>Mothman
>Kobold
>Scylla
>Beelzebub
>Dark Elf
>Jinko
>Youko
>Thunderbird
>Succubus
>Hellhound
>Cool bellydancing Thunderbird Onee-san wants the dick the most
Hell yeah.
I'd fuck all of them to be honest though.

>> No.16276817

>>16276667
You know outrage aside, at least he's playing tanuki straight and true to how they are.

>> No.16276823

>>16276718
I wouldn't trust spiders if I were you, you're going to be tied up and raped
She might even make you marry her before she releases you from her web and you'll only have one-way cuddles until then

If KC gets a week behind schedule Atlach-Nacha will be released on my birthday, that's a sign

>>16276763
Didn't you post this exact roling game a few threads ago?

>> No.16276828

>>16276823
Did you miss the part where I was asking if I should post the same one or alter it? Because the only answer I got was "go for it".

>> No.16276839

>>16276828
I did miss it
I'm not against posting the same thing twice as long as it's not pretending to be new stuff

I got a goth loli Black Harpy onee-san last time, the poor girl can't even fly because it'd damage her expensive dress

>> No.16276841

>>16276828
Can I just pick all my favorite girls, and then roll for which order they go?

>> No.16276843

>>16276841
Part of the fun's in not knowing what you get, but if you really want to there's not really much I can do to stop you.

>> No.16276846

>>16276817
3/10

>> No.16276889

Would you marry the first monster girl who showed you love and affection? What about the first one who rapes you?

>> No.16276902

>>16276889
No and no. I must stay faithful to my waifu.

>> No.16276907

>>16276846
They aren't yandere like this normally, but they are shit girls who put men into debt so they can "buy them out of it" later. That's 3D tier.

>> No.16276910
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16276910

Late night update on the Jabberwock daki!

>> No.16276914

>>16276846
How can you rate my post without knowing the intent behind it?

>> No.16276917

>>16276889
It would depend on the species. For instance, I don't care how nice an Arachne is, I'm not going with one of them.

Honestly, choosing a wife in a monster dominated town would be hard. So many girls would be trying to convince you to choose them, how would you even decide?

>> No.16276921
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16276921

Is your waifu /fa/shionale?

>> No.16276923

>>16276889
Mostly this, >>16276917 but I have a waifu too so finding her would probably be difficult. If a monstergirl were perfect in everything but the species, it's be hard to say no except for the handful of hard limit girls.

>> No.16276924

>>16276921
My waifu is very fashionable! Only when it comes to latex though, but that's just fine.

>> No.16276931

>>16276921
You wouldn't expect a Hellhound Delinquent like her to be, but yeah. Top tier delinquent styles all the time with a secret love for Gothic Lolita.

>> No.16276932

>>16276889

I would try and hold out for a species I really like. Fortunately, I have a good number of those. Raiju, Hellhound, Werecat, Cheshire, Inari, Youko, Ghoul, Werewolf, Dark Elf, I could go on.

For sure I have a top five but I would be happy with a bunch outside of those.

>> No.16276936

>>16276931

>tfw no black cat werecat to cosplay as Kuroneko

If MGs buy clothes for the purpose of attracting men, I'm sure gothic lolita is very profitable.

>> No.16276958

>>16276765
Red Oni
Jinko
Apsara
JubJub
Will-o-the-Wisp
Mage
Ren Xiongmao
Dragon
Lich
Cheshire Cat

>Option 3
Just imagining about this hurts

>> No.16276962

I want to mix a whole bunch of different slime species together.

>> No.16276963

>>16276958
meant for >>16276763

>> No.16276964

>>16276962
RAINBOW SLIME'S!

>> No.16276969

>>16276964
As nice as those sound, they'd probably be bipolar as hell.

>> No.16276972

>>16276969
just like a real women.

>> No.16276975

>>16276902
This sounds like something a guy would say before getting raped and becoming a slut
Don't forget to do the double peace sign when she takes a picture of you

>>16276917
>how would you even decide?
Either you're taken by force of you succumb to the seduction, ultimately you have the say but it's more of you resisting the onslaught of girls until you find the right one rather than you choosing the right one directly

>>16276923
>>16276932
With so many great species out there it would be hard to find one you'd have to reject based on that alone

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>>16276936
I bet gothic lolita is seen as taboo and lewd, seeing how it covers the entire body and is used to attract men. In fact, I bet Succubuses in particular would feel really bashful in all sorts of lewd fetish costumes, like maid, office lady or gothic lolita. Imagine forcing all the ganguro Succusluts to dress as librarians for a cosplay cafe!

>> No.16276982

>>16276958
>Genki Oppai Loli Red Oni
>Tsundere Pettanko Jinko
>Curvy Love Freak Apsara
>Slender competitive Jubjub
>Bro Tier Will-o-the-Wisp
>/fit/ Mage
>Flat short Gothloli Ren Xiongmao
>Hourglass shaped teasing Dragon
>Chubby NEET Lich
>Serious Tittymonster Cheshire with a secret perverted streak.
Some people have all the luck, I swear.

>> No.16276989

>>16276978
I bet some of them would relish hiding their bodies with cute outfits anon.
I'd bet Cheshires would use it as an excuse not to wear panties so they can surprise boys who they choose to sit on.

>> No.16276990

>>16276978
Depends on the gothic lolita outfit. Some are just corsets, skirts, and garterbelts/stockings. Plenty revealing.

>> No.16277031
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>>16276989
I think the ultimate tease would be for Cheshires to wear old-stype bloomers. The boys couldn't even tell what was happening at first. Once he clued on to it he'd start imagining it uncontrollably. That's what makes gothic lolita so lewd. When they boys can't see their body right away, they can't help but think about it and imagine touching it all over to find out what it's like. Wearing gothloli outfits makes hug molestation that much more common, too. If you're on the train with your tits hanging out, there's no reason to grope them. But if you're hiding them, they suddenly become an alluring mystery that can only be solved by wrapping their arms around your body and squeezing it softly from every direction to find out what it's really like.

>> No.16277035

>>16276921
Not at all and I imagine a lot of us have waifus who are fine wearing whatever, it's our duty as husbands to make sure they wear the most /fa/ outfits

>>16276962
This is how you end up with a mutant slime who is in a constant existential crisis

>> No.16277045

>>16276763
>Jabberwock
>Dark Elf
>Cupid
>Dark Priest
>Hobgoblin
>Ushi-Oni
>Umi Osho
>Mothman
>Cheshire
>Kikimora
>All 10 after the dick
>Kikimora wants it the most

This is almost disturbingly accurate.

>> No.16277063

>>16276763
>Chesire
>Kiki
>Hob
>Mummy
>Dark Valk
>Ignis
>Dark Priest
>March Hare
>Unagi Joro
>Dryad

>OPTION 9 CHESIRE THIRSTIEST
W-wew. Can we build plamo instead?

>> No.16277082

>>16276672
As soon as my waifu is real I will be. That or I bite the bullet and make a tulpa.

>> No.16277087

>>16276696
I already know my dad would like her, because he's papa anon and likes monster girls.

At this point I think my mom would accept anything if it meant she'd get grandkids

>> No.16277090

>>16276921
White suits with black skin is sexy as fuck. She also likes to be operator. So I'd say so.

>> No.16277112

>>16276763
Hard mode it is.
1. Lizard
2. Ren Xionmao
3. Dark Elf
4. Dragon Zombie
5. Gremlin
6. Ignis
7. Ghost
8. Harpy
9. Hobgoblin
10. Living Armor
>video game loving Gremlin bro wants the dick the most
They're all getting the dick but that Gremlin is perfect and getting it the most. I want to fuck her in the lotus position and get her embarrassed about kissing.

>> No.16277137

>>16276012
That was nice. I wouldnt be suprised if Shoggoths had a genetic memory.

>> No.16277178

>>16276664
>After she passes through you, we should get to work on giving your first to the proper person.

That's pretty disturbing. I hope that Wight is still functioning.

>> No.16277194

>>16276763
Eh, Medium risk. Lets see what happens.

>Red Oni
>Dark Valkyrie
>Karakasa Obake
>Hellhound
>Dhampir
>Hobgoblin
>Khepri
>Red Oni
>Holstaur
>Wurm
Umbrella, Cow, Second Red Oni, Dark Valkyrie, Hobgoblin, Dhampir want the dick.
Not a fan of umbrella, but somehow #3 fits her. Not into the chubby NEET thing either. Red Oni Oneesan seems pretty fun. Dark Valkyrie imouto sounds chuuni, not sure how I'd like that. An amazon-like hobgoblin just sounds funny. Dhampir sounds pretty great too.

>> No.16277207

>>16276763
Giant Slug
Dragon Zombie
Baphomet
Beelzebub
Ignis
Crow Tengu
Ochimusha
Dark Mage
Unagi Joro
Sphinx

Well, Some of this makes no sense. I don't know how a giant slug could do doggy style and a Baphomet can't be curvy by definition, plus I'm sure the first Echidna child is meant to be an Echidna. Wilmarina would not stop showing up on the randoms, but she's not a species no matter how much she wants my dick.

Dat Dark Mage onee-san though. Option 1 because I got a lot of monsters I don't care for, So I'll have the Dark Mage, Sphinx and Ignis.

>> No.16277222

>>16277207
What makes you think you're getting adopted into her first set of kids?

>> No.16277231

>>16276763
>Large risk

>Cheshire
.>Goblin
>Gremlin
>Hobgoblin
>Sea Bishop
>Living Armour
>Jorougumo
>Dark Angel
>Kraken
>Mantis

>7

What do I do with this information?

>> No.16277239

>>16276012
I love the idea of Shoggoths who are eons old, but I don't like knowing so much about them
If I had a Shoggoth maid I want her to be as mysterious and confusing as possible, then as we go from master/servant to husband/wife she becomes more open about her feelings and thoughts but still doesn't talk about her past, maybe once every year or so she'll reveal something about it and it will feel like a huge deal

You've wrote a lot of greentexts recently I've got to applaud your tenacity

>> No.16277246

>>16277207
>don't know how a giant slug could do doggy style
the best you can do is a prone bone where you flip her slimy bit over her back.
>Baphomet can't be curvy by definition
They aren't loli by definition and even if there as a line in the profile that said "They can only ever be kids ever" then there's always wonderland potions for the rare bapho who actually wants tits.

>> No.16277259

>>16277231
You prepare for very gothic courtship by a small flat spider.

>> No.16277266

Where do I go to get a monster girl with proportions like Ryoubi?

>> No.16277268

>>16277266
The supermarket. One of them probably has the same proportions.

>> No.16277272

>>16273212
Is there any 2hu monster girls or 2hu's made into monster girls?

>> No.16277274

>>16277272
Frandol and Lenny

>> No.16277338

>>16277266
Monster girls are lewd, senrans are not for lewd
Thus you can't have monster girl who look like senrans

>> No.16277348

>Khh-hhh, khh-hhh
So goes your daughteru. Do you take her to the doctor about her respiratory issues or do you make fun of her for liking a nerdy movie?

>> No.16277352
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>>16277338
This fish has the same bodytype as Mirai.

>> No.16277354

>>16277338
>senrans are not for lewd

Excuse me?
>>16277352
She's not a cat though.

>> No.16277356

>>16277352
Oh hey, it's Flatfish. Are you popular yet, Flatfish?

>> No.16277359

>>16277348
>[X] Lightsaber fight!

>> No.16277360

>>16277348
But isn't her mother a doctor?
I mean, she's an undead so necromancy counts as being a doctor right?

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>>16277338
I disagree

>> No.16277364

>>16277356
Just give her some hathor milk.

>> No.16277366

>>16277360
No it doesn't. Getting a mail-order doctorate doesn't count.
Looks like Lich has to go back to college.

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>>16277354
This cat has the same bodytype as Mirai.

>> No.16277370

>>16277363
That Salamander needs to go on a diet.

>> No.16277396

I saw some roe tracks in the woods. It was a mother and her fawn.
There's all kinds of interesting things in the woods. We should all go there more often.

>> No.16277401

>>16277396
Nice try Ushi-Oni

>> No.16277406

>>16277401
Isn't it too cold for spiders to be out and about?

>> No.16277408

>>16277406
Not for Ushi-Onis. The rape train does not care how cold (or warm) it is outside. It only wishes to pounce and break pelvises.

>> No.16277411

>>16277408
So how would one get their hands on a computer?

>> No.16277416

>>16277363
What is going on with that belly button.

>> No.16277418

>>16277411
Mail order delivery to their rape caves, duh

>> No.16277419
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16277419

I had a dream I feel I need to talk about here.
So there I was, walking around the neighborhood, when I found this skip. I thought hey, a skip, there might be cool shit there. So I went rummaging and found a folder with something in it, some papers. Couldn't read it because it was a dream and that's too hard I guess, but the important thing is that when I next looked into a mirror I was younger, skinnier and had smooth as fuck skin.
I think someone used a spell to turn me into a bishie. I wonder who would want that.
Also should I invest in a dream-catcher?

>> No.16277436

>>16277370
Are you saying she needs to burn a few calories?

>> No.16277440

>>16277419
Yeah well lucky you, the only dream I had last night involved some kid who caught a homerun baseball, his mom, Stevie Wonder, some other people I couldn't recognize, and we were all on a beach reading a play or script or something.
Why can't I just fuck a dream horse instead of this bullshit?

>> No.16277442

>>16277396
>I go on regular walks in some nearby woods to relax
If 2017 happens I'm going to miss that place.

>> No.16277453

>>16277396
>>16277442
Monster girl infested woods would actually be very comfy
A ton of plant girls, some friendly beast types, a bunch of bugs doing their business, a few centaur types, etc...

It's the forests you've got to watch out for

>> No.16277468
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>>16277453
What's in the forest?

>> No.16277478

>>16276763
>Girtablilu
>Weresheep
>Ignis
>Nurarihyon
>Mantis
>Merrow
>Sphinx
>Minotaur
>Medusa
>Troll

>Low risk

>Rolled an 8, 7, 10

Oh Jesus.

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>>16276921
Easily the most /fa/ of them all, so yes.

>> No.16277510

>>16277468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VZC6Bogos4

Forest music

>> No.16277519

>>16277468
Pretty much every species is aggressive even the plants, some of them are downright dangerous (Werewolves, Mantises, Grizzlies, etc...)
You also have elves and they might capture you for their enjoyement

>>16277507
You better offer her a fancy scarf for Christmas

>> No.16277522

>>16277519
>You also have elves and they might capture you for their enjoyement
Could you tell me more about this? I need it for research.

>> No.16277524

>>16277453
>Go camping out in the woods by yourself
>Find a nice spot and set up your tent
>Spend the afternoon fishing in a nearby river
>Sun starts going down, start a fire and cook up the fish you caught
>Hear some rustling, something big
>Keep your gun handy just in case it's not friendly
>Whatever was making the noise comes into view
>It's a group of Werewolves
>One of them is carrying a 30 pack
>They say they smelled the fish you were cooking and came to see if it someone looking for a good time
>You almost miss the predatory, lust filled flash of their eyes when the alpha says "good time"
>Almost
>It didn't help, though

>> No.16277535

>>16277524
Whip out dick, piss in a circle around self to create a protective circle and then AWOOO at them.

>> No.16277536

>>16276763
Large Risk

>Unicorn
>Living Armor
>Amazoness
>Raiju
>Slime
>Dark Elf
>Wight
>Dark Valkyrie
>Scylla
>Lich

>8

I'm ready for this

>> No.16277545

I need a wight with a pocket dimension library. The hours keep slipping away, I wish I could procrastinate and waste time without actually wasting time. Spend as much time as I want fucking around in suspended space playing vidya and writing, take a nap, fuck the waifu and come out having only lose something to the tune of a minute

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>>16277545
Looking for a hyberbolic time chamber, effendi?

>> No.16277559

>>16277553
I don't think those girlsget to alter time

>> No.16277566

>>16277522
Depends on the kind of elves, it can go anywhere from them asking you questions and playing with your ears to tying you up to a tree and making you the local cum pump

>>16277535
It's not ok to abuse the circle technique, you should go give yourself to wolves as an apology

>> No.16277568

>>16277559
She's a djinn, Mr. Popo is a djinn. Makes sense to me.
ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE! ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE!

>> No.16277586

>>16277568
Nah, rather than some bland, boring gravity chamber, I'd just rather have an enchanted library where time doesn't move.

>> No.16277592

>>16277545
I wonder how time works in Trumpart's cards

>>16277553
Oh yeah and in mimic girls too

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>>16277592
Time just flies on by when you're having fun, you should go spend some quality time in a Mimic.

>> No.16277627

>>16277598
I don't want time to fly by
I want to spend what seems like hours having sex with a cute Mimic and then realize barely 5 minutes have gone by

>> No.16277712

I want to become the eye-candy secretary to a bitter old Goblin who got all her fortune from scamming other people

>> No.16277713
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16277713

Please be nice to her.

>> No.16277716

>>16277713
I'll be courteous, but I'm not attracted to her.

>> No.16277717

>>16277716
Thats mean anon. Leading her on like that.

>> No.16277726

>>16277712
Goblin scamming people?

>> No.16277727

>>16277717
I've got to agree with him, centipedes belong in the friendzone
The only people who are with them got raped

>> No.16277729

>>16277717
Not really leading her on, though

>> No.16277730

>>16277713
W-woww! She's not smelly at a-agghghgh-bleeeerrugghhh!

>> No.16277736

>>16277727
No! All Monstergirls deserve love especially Oomukades.

>>16277730
Please stop.

>> No.16277742

>>16276763
>Oppai loli, genki apophis
>Gothic lolita chshire with a flat chest and petite build
>Muscled dark mage
>bro-tier baphomet
>Muscled, werewolf who loves soccer
>Muscled, Chochin-obake
>muscled dullahan who loves soccer
>oneesan jiangshi with an hourglass
>Hobgoblin version of the above
>Pettenko Saghuhain who thinks I'm cool
>Hobgoblin and Cheshire want it the most

I'm Ok with this.

All of them can have the oniichan/otouto dick

>> No.16277776

>>16277736
OK, but I can't give love to all monster girls, especially not ones I'm not attracted to

>> No.16277795
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16277795

Can we talk about vampires?

>> No.16277819

>>16277795
Sure.
I want to be the center of a feud between a haughty oppai loli vampire, a rough, muscled vampire, and a bookish, pudgy vampire

>> No.16277825

>>16277819
I want to be introduced to the world of underground power politics and decadent orgies as well.
Would "Chinese Vampire" really be a trigger-word?

>> No.16277827

>>16277795
Vampires are evil!
Never trust them and never let one into your home.

>> No.16277835

>>16277827
You're right. They're so rich they can afford to play hostess every time.

>> No.16277836

>>16277795
I want to be an orphan and have a vampire noble take me in. Cliché maybe, but that is what I want.

>> No.16277840

>>16277825
I imagine the european vampires wouldn't be too happy about the far east vampires getting in on their turf.

>> No.16277846

>>16277840
>Vampire Triads
>Vampire Cosa Nostra
Hmm.

>> No.16277867

>>16277846
Yep, the Vampires could be actual nobility or secretly backing gangs or both.

Thats why you have grumpy wizard detectives to solve things.

>> No.16277872

>>16277867
>grumpy wizard detectives
I cannot even begin to imagine how this would work.
Tell me more.

>> No.16277873

>>16276921
My waifu is kinda tomboyish, so she mostly uses casual stuff.

>> No.16277876

>>16277827
This

But I'd still pick Ming Xiao

>> No.16277886

>>16277872
It's called the Dresden Files.

>> No.16277893

>>16277867
>Vampire crime family backing a monstergirl biker gang that is suspected of blood and boy trafficking

>> No.16277898

>>16277886
Oh. Nevermind then.

>> No.16277909

>>16277893
Exactly.
Worst bit is they'd have legitimate, and expansive, businesses that let them play both the legal, and illegal, sides of the field

>> No.16277911

>>16277795
Remove oriental fish monsters.

>> No.16277912

>>16276613
>Sabath Lolis are bitter and angry due to a lack and envy of breasts
>when they willingly choose to become young and flat
Nice meme

>> No.16277916

>>16277909
>>16277893
The Secret Society of Vampire Sex Mistresses runs this town! And all the other towns!

>> No.16277920
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16277920

Do you all realize that you will never go to heaven because of your love for monster girls?

Uncensored here: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz9uK1XUkAI_BCd.jpg

>> No.16277935

>>16277916
Thats fine, the Tanu-conglomerate has already arrange a marriage between me and the youngest daughteru of the Don.
She's haughty, overweight, and has a fetish for face sitting.

She's also bottom heavy, a sports fan and, surprisingly, a cuddler.

>> No.16277936

>>16277920
>implying I'm not faithful to lady Illias
You take that back.

>> No.16277945
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16277945

anon lied to me, no matter how much i pumped inside the shoggoth she stayed the same shape

however i did noticed all her yellow dots changed into white hearts i hope thats not bad

>> No.16277949

>>16276664
Holy shit. This is great. Its nice to see some macabre sometimes.

>> No.16277955

>>16277945
>pic

Why is the young master so scared?

>> No.16277961

>>16277916
>>16277909
I just want the monstergirl biker gang

>> No.16277966

>>16277961
You mean the Biker Mice from Marberry St.?

>> No.16277971

What would a Mindflayer Lich be like?

>> No.16277990

>>16277971
Like both a mindflayer and a lich

>> No.16277991

>>16277966
I was thinking p'orcs, wolfus, and other big girls

>> No.16277993

>>16277945
That mastah should not fear the Shog. Just enjoy her bust on his head.

>> No.16277995

>>16277945
Well I did say that white means she's filled up. So congrats, anon, you filled up your shoggy.

>> No.16278005

>>16277991
You've obviously never heard about ROUS then.

Mice can be quite big if you play your cards right, although it would be easier to use wolfus and P'Orcs

>> No.16278006

>>16277971
Sticks her tentacles in you and records the reactions to certain scenarios she puts your brain through.

>> No.16278016

>>16277971
Records what different emotions/memories taste like. Apathy is bland for example.

>> No.16278021
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16278021

>>16277961
>Biker elves kidnapping cute boys for the purpose of procreation

Should i be scared or aroused?

>> No.16278030

>>16278021
Both.

>> No.16278036

>>16277955
Because sometimes she morphs her eyes into heart shape and that is kinda unsettling

>>16277993
Too big and heavy

>>16277995
Yay? or nay?

>> No.16278042

>>16278036
Not big and heavy enough, I say.

Wonder how a Shog maid would react to finding out her master likes thick girls.

>> No.16278053

>>16278005
As long as they're rowdy, muscly and ornery.
>be in motorcycle club
>at bar when big muscly girls burst through the door demanding whiskey and dick
>They grab you and drag you and a few others off
>Throw you on the back of their bikes and ride off for a night of rough sex
>Go back to the bar the next day
>Your bike is still there, but they spray painted "Fuccboi" and "slut" all over the tank
>Walk in
>bartender gives you a look and tells you it happens more than you'd think

>> No.16278083

>>16278042
>Shoggots changes her thighs, ass and breasts to be more plump
>changes her uniform to "accidently" show off her lingerie hugging the curves anytime she moves

i dont think i could handle it, she will immediately see my boner

>> No.16278085

>>16278083
That would be good, although she'd need a little bit about the middle, just enough to look soft.

>> No.16278099
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16278099

Peace and love!
Boys and Elves!

>> No.16278102

>>16278099
i want to non sexually ear cuddle that elf

>> No.16278105

>>16278021
You should be afraid. Be very afraid.

>> No.16278130

>>16278099
That elf is damaged good, she'd be lucky to sell for 2 gold coins at the slave market

>> No.16278161

>>16278130
Reminder that the Elf Slave Market is highly illegal and people involved in it receive harsh punishments.

You make me sick.

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16278165

>>16277239
>Spoiler
No idea what you're talking about.

>>16277713
Forgive me father but I have sinned, because every time I seen an Oomukade now I just want to go full HAM and apply navelingus and tongue to her venom glands.

>> No.16278207

>>16278165
I love thicc Shogs. And atleast some other anon can appreciate an Oomukade when he sees one!

>> No.16278221
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16278221

I've half a mind to write lecherous things.
Do you think Elves would rape boys together in a big group and talk shit to each other while they did so, or would they prefer privacy?

>> No.16278227

>>16278221
they would each drag their own boy to their own individual room

and would ask for ear rubs while being submissive saying how lewd you are

>> No.16278232

>>16278227
Your idea started off promising, then turned kinda shitty.
Maybe ONE girl would do that

>> No.16278237

>>16278232
are you saying elves are lewd anon?

>> No.16278238

Mantis muscle maids!

>> No.16278242

>>16278237
I'd say they have a healthy adolescent sex-drive.

>> No.16278253

>>16278238
You just wanted something with three m's.

>> No.16278261

>>16278253
Maybe but I found that it would be interesting to have a bunch mantis maids sporting huge muscles.

Maybe a mantis milk-maid as well.

>> No.16278266

>>16278165
FAT MAID i should cut off the sweets

>> No.16278269

>>16278266
That's not a fat maid though.

Not that I'd be opposed to one, especially if she's a weresheep.

>> No.16278271
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16278271

Anyone has the hakutaku and lich making-of text? I have wip and hd pics but looks like I lost text

>> No.16278275

>>16278165
>No idea what you're talking about.
I guess I'm mistaken, I've seen a lot of greentext with that kind of typing, especially with the quotes in regular text
Also the overall writing felt familiar

>> No.16278276

>>16278271
What a hopeful little bug.

>> No.16278293

>>16278276
She requires stalking somebody.

>> No.16278328

Do maids protect their mastah?

>> No.16278333

>>16276664
has anyone compiled all of these yet?

>> No.16278336

>>16278271
Archives, tard.

>> No.16278340

>>16278328
Yes they do, hence why some of them build up large amounts of muscle, they trade in mastery of home skills for combat skills, leaving the home-making to regular maids or milk maids.

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>>16278328
Yes

kiki with her martial arts skills and shoggoth just devours them under her skirt to never be seen again

>> No.16278358

>>16276910
Excellent progress

>> No.16278361

>>16276763
>Oppai loli Lich
>Aloof pettanko Girtablilu
>Curvy gentle Echidna
>Slender ballerina Cheshire
>Bro Charybdis
>/fit/ Apophis
>Flat Wererabbit
>Hourglass Ryu
>Chubby Atlach-Nacha
>Water juggs Undine

>Cheshire wants it the most

Not quite sure how to react to this one

>> No.16278367

>>16278347
Does a Kiki use thoes skills when Mastah is getting a bit a TOO touchy?

>> No.16278371

>>16278336
Hakutaku and lich brings up too much posts, +concept doesn't show making-of posts

>> No.16278373

>>16278367
To pin mastah in the bed and massage the sensitive points

>> No.16278378

Are there Wocks in Dragonia?

>> No.16278385

>>16278378
Wocks are from Wonderland, why would they leave?

>> No.16278389

>>16278373
By how is she supposed to get any work done? And do Kikimora's try to engurage anons to get up from the computer?

>> No.16278391

>>16278275
Sorry for disappointing you, I guess?

>> No.16278394

>>16278389
its that or play video games with mastah

>tfw kiki maid is better than you in video games

>> No.16278399

>>16278394
>NEET Kikimora

Is this good or bad?

>> No.16278404

>>16278399
>house duties
>video games with mastah
>snuggle with mastah

do they even need to go out besides groceries or cloth shopping?

>> No.16278406

>>16278394
That's okay, I suck at everything and only play for the story.

>> No.16278407

>>16278399
Good because it means they're good enough to clean homes and still have time for vidya.

>> No.16278419

>>16278407
>>16278404
How did master and NEETkiki meet?

>> No.16278423

>>16278404
>No Kikimora to give you fashion advice when buying clothes
>no Kikimora to tell you which clothes you look cute in

>> No.16278430

>>16278419
NEETkiki met master online, learning that they shared interests and then tracking him down through the power of the internet so that she could pop up at his house in no time.

>> No.16278431

>>16278336
I think the archive was having problems and was down when those were posted, so there just straight up aren't archives of them.

>> No.16278432

>>16278430
>tracking him down through the power of the internet so that she could pop up at his house in no time.

How bold!

>> No.16278433

>>16278423
>no kiki to go clothes shopping with
>compliment kiki in any outfit she tries on
>she turns into a blushing wreck appreciating mastah
>buy plenty of wardrobe to make your kiki happy

>> No.16278437

>>16278430
The internet is dangerous with mosnter girls lurking around.

>> No.16278442

>>16278437
I cant see how some would use a keyboard or a mouse with the kind of hands they have

>> No.16278443

>>16278432
NEETkikis know when to pounce.

>>16278437
That it is, say something wrong or put too much info out there and you may find a nerdy, strongfat monster girl at your house for snusnu.

>> No.16278447

>>16277713
She shouldn't hang upside down like that, her shirt could slip off

>> No.16278449
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>>16278378
Dragonia has every dragon, including potential hybrids.

>> No.16278452

>>16278449
Dragonia is also non-canon and in an alternate setting to MGE.

>> No.16278453

>>16278449
>tiny bathtub with a wock

L-Lewd

>> No.16278456
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16278456

>You will never buy a slave leia outfit for your waifu

>> No.16278460

>>16278456
This is good, I prefer playing the slave anyway.

>> No.16278462

>>16278456
>ywn have your waifu

>> No.16278465

Is a Kiki mistress a possibility?

>> No.16278466

>>16278462
You're tearing me apart Lisa!

>> No.16278469

>>16278462
>Anon finally gets his waifu
>"... So what do I do now?"

>> No.16278472

>>16278466
I'm fed up with this whorld!

>> No.16278473

>>16278465
Yes, but you don't want one. No mistress is crueler than one who was slave in her youth.
Or Slav, as it may be.
>>16278469
>Wanna kiss?
>no that's okay

>> No.16278477

>>16278465
In KC land where Shirohebi would accept a harem? Take a wild guess.

>> No.16278481

>>16278473
Who wouldn't want a Kiki mistress to step on them?

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16278482

>>16278391
No worries about it, I was the one looking too hard into things

>>16278456
>Wanting to put your waifu in a slave outfit
Only a Granberia poster could have such terrible taste
Here, have another of your stupid fire lizard

>> No.16278486

>>16278477
Wild mutations.

>> No.16278487

>>16278481
W-well, I'm not opposed to it.

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>> No.16278512
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16278512

>>16278482
>I was the one looking too hard into things.

>> No.16278518

>>16278512
why she is looking at me like that?

>> No.16278522

>>16278518
She can see colors you wouldn't believe exist. You're so pretty.

>> No.16278528

>>16278518
She's so overwhelmed by love for master, that sometimes she has to restrain herself around corners to prevent from simply engulfing you.

>> No.16278534

>>16278518
Because only she knows what that toothbrush is made from.

>> No.16278539

>>16277795
Requiem > masquerade

>> No.16278544 [SPOILER] 
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16278544

>>16278482
>Not wanting to have a girl in slave leia outfit

Also Alma is my waifu.

>> No.16278546

>>16278528
Oh dear

>> No.16278551

>>16278449
They don't have Otohimes

>> No.16278552

>>16278546
Such is life with otherwordly abominations. They are often as much at the mercy of their own nature as we are.

>> No.16278553

>>16278539
What's a Requiem?

>> No.16278556

>>16278553
Type of music. He's talking about a World of Darkness supplement though.

>> No.16278557

>>16275565
I want to put my dick inside her stocking and rub it between the stocking and her thigh

>> No.16278560

>>16278556
What's a World of Darkness?

>> No.16278565

>>16278560
tabletop role playing game. Super popular early 2000.

The most popular supplements focus on playing as Vampires, but you can also be Werewolves, Mages, Ghosts, Undead Creations ie Frankenstein, and others.

>> No.16278567

>>16278565
And why is it better than the Masquerade PC game? Or was this just about the tabletop stuff?

>> No.16278570

>>16278544
Comfy dragons in sweaters are not for lewd!

>> No.16278571

>>16278340
>combat meido
Can I have one in Jinko please

>> No.16278572

>>16278567
Haven't played 'em. Just chimed in about what WoD was.

>> No.16278573

>>16278567
Just tabletop

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>>16278573
Ah, well I don't care about those.
I don't have any friends to play with anyway

>> No.16278596
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16278596

MUSCLE MILK

>> No.16278603

>>16278596
Went to the gym and the pool already today.

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>>16278596
I wish Matsu would give that lactating muscled beauty some hooves to complete the look.

>> No.16278611

>>16278544
If it's any girl then it's ok, but I wouldn't make my waifu wear such a shameful outfit

>Also Alma is my waifu.
Good.

>> No.16278637

I want a /fit/ Anubis who will crush my balls with one paw and step on my throat with the other while she insults me!

>> No.16278640
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16278640

I caught an Oni!

>> No.16278643

>>16278640
Peel her layers.

>> No.16278649

>>16278643
Anon you idiot that's ogers not onis

>> No.16278652

>>16278649
So Onis are like... cakes? Everyone likes cakes!

>> No.16278653

>>16278640
Milk her like a Holstaur.

>> No.16278654

I want to squeeze a pudgy wock belly after she ate a chocolate ice cream tub

>> No.16278656

>>16278652
No, I think they are more like parfaits.

>> No.16278663

>>16278656
That's fancy.

>> No.16278664

>>16278653
Alcoholic milk coming right up

>> No.16278665

>>16278654
Fat wocks are for squeezing!

>> No.16278680

>>16278665
Fat wocks are for nuzzling and bringing snacks!

>> No.16278683

>>16278664
So eggnog

>> No.16278694

>>16278663
If it's something you can get at McDonald's, it isn't fancy.

>> No.16278699

>>16278665
Do it, go up to that giant terrifying Dragon, with claws as long as your arms and grab her belly pudge.

>> No.16278703

>>16278694
If it's got a French name, it's fancy. Now eat yet possum, boy.

>> No.16278709

>>16278699
She won't do anything. She's fat!

>> No.16278719

>>16278709
She'll be too flustered to react.

For an instant KO, you could comment that she needs to lay off the wonderland cakes.

>> No.16278725

>>16278719
But pudge is for bullying and then feeding her more icecream.

>> No.16278730

>>16278719
If anything she needs more cake, that'll allow me to keep her flustered when I grope her!

>> No.16278745

>>16278725
>feeding pudge mid
reported

>> No.16278751

>>16278725
>>16278730
Go in for the kill, by grabbing her wide wock rump, and tell her with thighs like this you could feel the ground shake as she approached, some real thunder thighs.

>> No.16278756

>>16278751
Anon! You fool!

>> No.16278757
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16278757

So are card symbols just fashionable to normal Wonderland girls while for Trumparts they designate pedigree?

>> No.16278761

>>16278751
Of course!
Gonna grab and rub them while I hug her from behind.

I'll even offer to make her her favorite meal for being such a beautiful women woman.

>> No.16278768

>>16278751
I will hug the wock from behind while i squeeze her belly and tell her how the plump complimets her beauty

>> No.16278776

>>16278703
Are you implying baguettes are fancy?

>> No.16278782

>>16278776
Sounds pretty fancy to me, Billy-Bob.

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16278785

>>16278768
Good idea, seduce the Jabberwock, so she'll agree to fly you home.

That way you won't have to traverse the Purple Cat forest.

>> No.16278788

>>16278785
So she wants me to hand feed her at her home?
Wonder if she's stocked it with sweets.

Then again, I may run into a cuddlecat should I traverse the Purple Cat forest.

>> No.16278795

>>16278785
>>16278788

she is gonna get filled with my sweet creampies after i fuck the plumpness out of her

>> No.16278798

>>16278795
That's fine too.

I'd rather give her some sweets while we cuddle on the couch though.

>> No.16278803

>>16278798
What kind of sweets would you feed to a wock?

cake?
ice cream?
donuts?
gummy worms?

>> No.16278810

>>16278803
Gotta go with cake and ice cream.
Maybe cookies.

Could give her a bunch of them on a lazy day.

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16278811

>>16278757
Actually, one thing I've noticed about the Wonderlands girls that came before them and something about the Trumparts is this.

Jabberwock is the lewdest Dragon who loves her man all over; Diamonds love every inch of their man and think of ways to indecently violate men.

Spades act as guide soldiers and enjoy sex all over the place; The same as the Cheshire Cat.

Hearts will fuck you just for existing, just like the Jub-Jub. Hell, they won't even let you know they're about to jump your bones before they do it.

Diamonds are slothful and indulgent, just like Dormice. Due to these recurring patterns, and I'm really going out on a limb here... What if the Wonderland girls have Suits associated with them based on the whim of the Queen of Hearts? What if the card suits are a way to tell a knowledgeable man how likely he is to get fucked seven days to sunday?

May just be looking into it too deeply.

>>16278637
So basically Set without the associated Bob faggotry, since .less basically draws her as a 'Dire Anubis'.

>> No.16278812

>>16278803
Gummy stretchy anime meat.

Great for distracting any Wonderland monsters.

>> No.16278821

>>16278757
Pretty much but I guess they know their meanings too, you won't have a Dormouse wearing spades just because it's fashionable

Maybe they all try to identify with a symbol and wear it to show off their personality

Spades is the worst as usual

>> No.16278823

>>16278811
The Queen of Hearts' army is probably comprised of more than just Trumparts I bet, mostly since it'd be a waste if the standard Trumpart uniform was only designated to Trumparts.

>> No.16278824

>>16278757
Holy shit, never noticed that. How can KC keep getting away with this?
It also corresponds with their personalities, so maybe they are under orders of that particular Trumpart ace?

>cheshire
>Most "spade" soldiers have active personalities and enjoy moving their bodies. They take men to various places around Wonderland,

>dormouse
>Most "club" soldiers have introverted and quiet personalities They lead slothful and indulgent lives

>jubjub
The "heart" soldiers are a group of especially lewd people who prefer enjoying themselves with men more than anything. They give men a clear invitation to have sex without showing any indication of going for a capture.

>jabber
>"Diamond" soldiers are mischievous and immensely curious about the men they capture, so they'll try teasing a man's body in every indecent manner they can think of. (tentacles also the most freaky )

Pretty fucking good stuff and foreshadowing. Sasuga KC

>> No.16278835

>>16278757
>jabberwocks have diamonds
worry.jpg

>> No.16278840

>>16278835
Wocks aren't Trumparts so they're A-OK.

>> No.16278846

>>16278835
Guess where that tentacle is going? On your dick of course.

>> No.16278848

>>16278823
Trumparts are her elite guard. Few in number (40 in the whole Wonderland) and incredibly OP.

>> No.16278855

>>16278846
not if i stuff her round like a turkey first with my seed

>> No.16278860

>>16275565
If that guy dreaming of animal on monstergirl equivalent snu snu is still with us, he must be packing bags for his 2017 one-way Wonderland flight atm.

>> No.16278863

>>16278824
KC must've had Wonderland planned out for a while.

>> No.16278866
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>> No.16278873

>>16278803
All of the above. Especially cookies and GummyWurms™

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>>16278866
Does this artist still use his Pixiv? Because his /ss/ stuff is top-notch.

>> No.16278877

>>16278866
Oomukade a best!

>> No.16278890

>>16278812
>Gummy stretchy anime meat.

This has the potential to make lots of shekels.

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>>16278866
>TFW Oomukade gets her family and clan destroyed by the wrathful Ryuu
>Forced into human polymorphed form
>TFW it takes a man sent to exorcise her to make her smile again since Lady Bacchus does not condone the spilling of good wine, even if it's sake. Ryuu should've really checked the paperwork.

>> No.16278893

>>16278866
I love myself some assertive centipedes
With all the jokes about Oomukades we don't ever speak about how they can be scary rapists who can defeat dragons

>> No.16278905
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16278905

Do you like horny bunnies?

>> No.16278909

>>16278905
those aint bunnies anon

>> No.16278914

>>16278905
I do but something seems off about those bunnies.

>> No.16278920

>>16278905
I want the Titania to take me.

>> No.16278925

>>16278905
i want to touch that smart cow, then for her to touch me

>> No.16278929

>>16278905
I want a Taco to flirt with me.

>> No.16278933

>>16278905
What if the Mindflayer flayed that poor Hakutaku?

I wouldn't be surprised if a Titania dressed like this for fun but a sacred teacher in her sane mind would never do it

>>16278920
Careful, this is how you end up receiving a nursing handjob

>> No.16278937

>>16278933
>Careful, this is how you end up receiving a nursing handjob

How is that a bad thing?

>> No.16278945

>>16278890
Perfect for sabbath Monsters and others with a sweet tooth.

There's also Tofu stretchy anime meat, for distracting vegetarian Monsters, such as Elves. Just throw one at an Elf's face and make your escape!

>> No.16278951

I want to tell a griffon that she'll be a better guardian for her treasure if she drinks minomilk!

I'll even sell her such milk for only one little kiss at each sale

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do wocks still have that "Husbando is my treasure" genetics from the dragons?

>> No.16278961

>>16278959
Yes, they just are far lewder than other dragons.

>> No.16278962

>>16278951
>'A-Anon I don't see how a larger bust will make me a more effective guardian.'
>Any Thieves that try to take her treasure get distracted by her great big Griffon jugs and forget what they were there for.

>> No.16278967

>>16278959
I want to get erotically asphyxiated to death by my onee-san, just so she can carry around the guilt of killing her otouto with her fat tits..

>> No.16278968

>>16278962
Don't forget that minomilk brings muscle with it as well.

The larger bust will be a bonus for her as well, she'll be able to distract thieves with it before punishing them!

After a month or three, she'll be thanking me for all the help I've given her.

>> No.16278970

>>16276664
Well, lines have been crossed and now it's time for me to get my purging helm.

>> No.16278971

>>16278967
nope she will give you mouth to mouth resurrection, if it fails call someone to raise you from the grave

>> No.16278973

>>16278951
wouldnt that mean that she would need to buy a new set of clothes and bra for her bigger bust?

>> No.16278976

>>16278971
>mouth to mouth resurrection
So this is what Liches call kissing.

>>16278973
She might need a larger poncho.

>> No.16278978

>>16278937
It is when she does it in front of all the other fairies
I'd go into severe depression if playful sprites saw my orgasm face

>>16278959
Of course, they just make it much lewder

>> No.16278981

>>16278973
Why yes she would, hopefully something which would also show off her muscles... which I would also happily sell her for a simple hug

>> No.16278985

>>16278976
>poncho

that means i can just fondle her underboobs any time?

>> No.16278986

>>16278811
>set

I mean. I know a lot of people hate her. But really I don't mind her. But she isn't as good as Anubis.

>> No.16278988

>>16278968
>Guy decides to steal the griffon's treasure
>It's a win-win, he is either getting raped or the gold
>Little did he know that the griffon was already married
>Get kicked out of the mountain

>> No.16278990

>>16278959
That's probably feels nice. Being suffocated in the soft, warm embrace of her breasts. I need a wock onee san.

>> No.16278994

>>16277338
I'm late as hell, but everything about Ryona says that you're wrong.

>> No.16279021

>>16278986
She'd be better if she wasn't a massive dyke.

>> No.16279023

>>16279021
>Dyke

Now come on anon. We both know that that's not true.

>> No.16279034

>>16278988
Marry me?
I'm not certain that a griffon would do that for a simple trader whose giving her some muscle/bust boosters and new clothes.

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ojou sama is staring at me with that look again

do i hide?

>> No.16279047

>>16279046
It's too late. Assume the position, close your eyes and think about cotton candy.

>> No.16279049

>>16279046
Just whip out your dick and stick it in her mouth anon. Don't be a pussy.
Maybe she'll even let you use her tits.

>> No.16279055

>>16279034
I'm not talking about you, just another griffon and her anon. If she married you just for that I would be worried.

>> No.16279062

>>16279047
What position?

>>16279049
i can barely breathe when she gives me those wing hugs while being smothered!

>> No.16279065

>>16278994
Nothing about senrans is ryona, worst case scenario is their clothes get torn and they become ashamed/teary eyed

Also you wouldn't actually practice with a monster girl right?

>> No.16279069

>>16279062
>What position?
I don't know, it's your sex, not mine.

>> No.16279077

>>16279055
Ah, understandable.

The real question is what more a griffon could need after giving her new clothes and mino-milk

>> No.16279081

>>16275565
Is there any art of the other suits?

>> No.16279087

>>16279046
I want to cum on that tongue

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bully any dragon girl that looks wurm tier of smart

>> No.16279093

>>16279077
She needs some brushing and something that would make her feathers more fluffy and intimidating.

>> No.16279098

>>16279093
Well, I have some ointments that would make her feathers fluffy and a brush that even she can use.

I can even brush her feathers for her for a meal together.

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>>16279065
Anon, there's a girl in Senran named Ryona. Remember?

>> No.16279109

>>16279099
Ryona is cute.

>> No.16279111

>>16279090
Bully fat dragons. Poke their fat and tell them that no boy will ever want a fat girl.

>> No.16279114

>>16279109
What kind of monstergirl would she be anyway?
My bet's on a masochistic Cheshire.
Wanna hear her squeals of delight when I spank that plump ass.

>> No.16279115

>>16279090
You will get raped and tenderly loved before you can do any harm to them

>>16279099
Oh, you meant THAT Ryona
Well, I don't think we can go on with that discussion without deviating too far from monster girls so let's end it there

>> No.16279121

>>16279098
I'm sure she would love to be pampered. Girl spent so much time guarding those treasures, having some moments to relax are going to be great for her.

>> No.16279122

>>16279115
I want to punch a masochistic monster girl in the belly!

>> No.16279123

>>16279099
Best Senran, not nearly enough porn of her.

>> No.16279127

>>16279115
We can by discussing what kind of monstergirls would be best with their personalities.

>> No.16279129

>>16279114
Either an Angel because of her Shinobi design or a P'Orc because of her guardian animal.

>> No.16279130

>>16279111
would you feed a dumb dragon?

>>16279122
Get out

>> No.16279134

>>16279121
Well, I could massage her, cook for her, and do many other things but I would Have to stay the night.

>> No.16279135

>>16279114
A Kobold, she's into pet play and wearing a collar would appeal to her masochistic tendencies.

>> No.16279137

>>16279130
Of course. I'd fatten up a dumb dragon.

>> No.16279146

Fatfags leave.

>> No.16279148

>>16279127
Murasaki would make a perfect Oomukade, just switch her anger stuff with lust and rape

>>16279137
This is plain cruel, please don't do that

>> No.16279151

>>16279146
What if i want to get her fat via filling her with babies?

>> No.16279158

>>16279123
I want to spank a monstergirl version of her while fucking her roughly doggystyle and pulling her hair!
She'd like that.

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I really want a Griffon with Homura's body, but reality being the cruel mistress it is kinda soils that.

>> No.16279167

>>16279158
Don't forget to call her a sow and make her say that she was born to take your cock.

The more humiliating it is, the more it'll turn her on.

>> No.16279168

>>16279123
>Best Senran
But that's not Miyabi.

>> No.16279172

>>16279146
Pudge, thick, /fit/. There's nothing wrong with any of them.

>> No.16279173

>>16279023
She's had at least one yuri scene, she's a lesbian, or at least bisexual.

>> No.16279175

>>16279167
As long as I get to cuddle her and tell her how much I love her afterwards.

>> No.16279180

>>16279172
There is with pudge shit.

>> No.16279182

>>16279134
As long as you don't try to get her treasure, I'm sure she would let you.
Just be careful in your sleep. You don't wanna get too close to her.

>> No.16279184

>>16279180
Just because you don't like it. Doesn't mean it's bad.

>> No.16279191

>>16279173
N-Not true!

>> No.16279201

>>16279148
But she gets all the cakes, sweets, and sugary things she could ever want!

>> No.16279203

>>16279184
It's an objective fact that pudge is garbage.

>> No.16279220

>>16279165
It's such a shame that tan lines aren't a thing with monster girls, at least not in medieval fantasy settings

>> No.16279224

>>16279175
Of course, just don't be surprised if she serves you breakfast in bed while wearing nothing but a naked apron or wakes you up with a blowjob.

>> No.16279238

>>16279220
If we can have glasses and purple (PURPLE!) leather BDSM outfits, I think we can have a girl lay in the sun for a few hours while wearing a swimsuit.

>> No.16279242

>>16279182
Oh?
But she has only one bed, where else would I be able to sleep.

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>>16279224
i aint sure why i got a picture of a prgenant mofu in naked arpon on my hardrive

>> No.16279259

>>16279238
I didn't say it wasn't possible, I said it wasn't a thing
Unless monster girls learn that men love tanlines they won't sunbathe
We need to start spreading rumors about a hero who married a Devil Bug because she had tanlines

What did the color purple do to you?

>> No.16279268

>>16279259
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrian_purple

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>>16279220
A man can dream

>> No.16279272

>>16279242
After you get a taste of how comfy and fluffy she is I think you might get a little lovey dovey with her.

>> No.16279279

Are there any anons out there that would prefer their dominant waifu to actually treat them like trash? Without after cuddles.

>> No.16279283

>>16279279
No. I only like loving dominant MGs.

>> No.16279288

>>16279279
If I wasn't married I would love if a wight or a hellhound did those things to me.

>> No.16279295

>>16279288
You could always turn the wife.

>> No.16279301

>>16279288
Especially when a hellhound makes you sleep in a dog basket while she steals your bed. She makes you wear a tight uncomfortable collar and calls you [Insert Insulting, Humiliating, self esteem destroying nickname].

>> No.16279309

I kinda just want to be friends with monsters

>> No.16279312

>>16279301
I would be such a slut if she stepped and kicked me. Saying that I'm such trash that she isn't even going to touch my dick with her hands, just her dirty feet.

>> No.16279313

>>16279301
>darling

>> No.16279315

>>16279224
I'd expect nothing less.

>> No.16279319

>>16279312
Calm down anon. You're exciting my dick.

>> No.16279325

It's the festive season and that usually means lots of alcohol, lets see if you can match the following drinks to the monster girl most likely to drink them
>beer
>wine
>whisky
>rum
>vodka
>sake
>brandy
>gin
>cocktails
Hardmode: No Onis or goats allowed.

>> No.16279328

>>16279268
I'm confused

>>16279269
Literally built for sex
Tanlines + shortstack is a divine combination

>> No.16279329

>>16279309
I kinds just want to have friends

>> No.16279330

>>16278905
Looks like hoes to me.

>> No.16279333
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fat
nerdy
succubutt dragon

>> No.16279336

>>16279333
Perfect for lewding

>> No.16279337

>>16279333
We need more hybrid MGs. I want to create the greatest cuddler ever!

>> No.16279340

>>16279333
best to play mario party with

>> No.16279341

>>16279333
Dragonia is a very interesting place.

>> No.16279348

>>16279319
Her opening my mouth and drooling her warm saliva inside of it because she feels disgust when touching me. Things like this are just too strong for me.

>> No.16279352

>>16279325
Wine: Satyros and Apophis.

Sake: Oomukade and Kejourou (Recreationally), Shirohebi and Ryuu (Ceremoniously)

Whiskey: Myself, Dullahans and Fairies.

Rum: Mermaid, Merrow, Shark Girls.

Vodka: Kikimora and White Horn.

Brandy: Wight, Phantom, Demon. High class MGs, basically.

Gin: Devil Bug, Giant Mouse, Wererabbit.

Beer: Minotaurs, Holstaurs, Thunderbirds, Hellhounds.

Cocktails: Alps (Appletinis are their favorites)

>> No.16279355

>>16279325
Orc
Vampire
Hellhound
Otohime
Yeti
Yukki-Onna
Phantom
Hakutaku
Slime

>> No.16279356

>>16279279
Not even slightly. But let's be honest, it's not like I'd have any choice if they wanted to.

>> No.16279363

>>16279333
Perfect for mating pressing.

>> No.16279367

>>16279337
So a chimera?

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>>16279333
Be careful with Succugons!

>> No.16279372

>>16279363
just be gentle with her first time anon, dont got full lewd mating mode

>> No.16279373

I think mindflayers are great monsters and I wouldn't instantly distrust one

>> No.16279377

>>16279348
She'd probably make you say thank you for spitting in her mouth. Then maybe if you're a good boy. She'd let you sniff one of her sweaty work out spats while she looks at you in disgust. Tell you how she'll make you live off her smell.

>> No.16279382

>>16279370
>tail ribbon

A CUTE

>> No.16279385

>>16279373
You sound like you've been flayer'd

>> No.16279387

>>16279355
>vodka
>>Yeti
Yetis are lightweights, they'll start hugging too hard and too much if they have vodka!

>> No.16279392

what would a monster think about Purity rings?

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>>16279382
we need more tail ribbons on MG

>> No.16279398

>>16279392
Sure anon. Go to a Ushi Oni best or an Oni village and say "Ha! You can't lewd me! I have a purity ring!". See what happens.

>> No.16279401

>>16278757
DEEPEST LORE

>> No.16279403

>>16279325
>beer
Dwarves. I can see them being total beer snobs, only drinking the finest Dwarven made ales.
>wine
Elves. They make their own wine, just make sure you pour it yourself. Unless you want to be drugged and betrothed to an Elf princess.
>whiskey
Hellhounds and southern Bloodhound Kobolds. They also make a damn good moonshine too.
>rum
Shark girls and lonely Sea Bishops.
>vodka
Cheshires in track suits.
>sake
Ryus and Oomukades.
>brandy
Who the fuck drinks brandy?
>gin
Fancy Wights who wish they could get drunk again.
>cocktails
Everyone.

>> No.16279405

>>16279377
Thank you mistress. Let's not forget to say it properly.

I would lick and smell that used spat so hard, maybe she wouldn't even let me touch my dick. I need to get off to just the smell alone. If I manage do it hopefully she would let me lick her sweaty body after a workout.

>> No.16279406

>>16279398
But I want to share a ring with an Ushi Oni as promise that we would wait until we marry

>> No.16279411

>>16279385
Not at all, mindflayers are just that great of a monster that I think they should be give a chance

>> No.16279412

>>16279403
Fancy old-school people drink brandy. Might be popular with Wights, Phantoms, and Vampires

>> No.16279415

>>16279392
I wonder if monsters would get off on abstinence

>> No.16279419

>>16279405
>spoiler

That's only if you've been a good little submissive pet.

>touch my dick
>implying she didn't make you put on a chastity cage.
>implying she would even let you pleasure your sad small pathetic dick

>> No.16279424

>>16279411
You sound like a nice guy. I wouldn't get near an adul flayer, but if you put your trust into them I'm sure they won't flay you.

>> No.16279426

>>16279411
>they should be give a chance

And that's how you get flayer'd

>> No.16279429

>>16279401
I want to see a bustier-than-usual JubJub with Club themed attire.

ClubJub.

>> No.16279433

>>16279419
You know what's bad for me? My dick isn't small at all. Hopefully she would laugh really hard at me for having a nice dick but still being such a slut to her. I can't even use it right, so might as well lock it up.

>> No.16279434

>>16279415
i am pretty sure that childhood raiju friend would be very excited to see you and rape you senseless all night

she never masturbated after all

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>>16279373
Mindflayers are the softest, gentlest girls. You just know they are especially sweet because everyone naturally distrusts them.

>> No.16279441

>>16279424
What is wrong with adult mindflayers?
>>16279426
I meant given a change, but I didn't get the n key, either way I'm flayed

>> No.16279444

>>16279436
they look like a mix of jabberwock+shoggoth outfit wise

>> No.16279445

>>16279444
Now that you mention it, I can the similarities.

>> No.16279449

>>16279355
I bet Yetis get extremely cuddly and start talking in their sleep after some vodka.
>>16279403
>Who the fuck drinks brandy?
It's nice occasionally, especially Cognac.

>> No.16279450

>>16279434
>childhood raiju friend would be very excited to see you and rape you senseless
But friends do't rape friends

>> No.16279457

>>16279441
Well, I don't find them really safe. Though I've been falling for them a little bit.
Kust imagine how her body must feel. It would be like a waterbed and then she would start wrapping her tentacles around your head, without flaying of course.

That would make me melt in her embrace.

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>>16279457
Soft and squishy bodies built for squeezing and teasing.

>> No.16279471

>>16279464
I'm not into sexual flayer thought. Just cuddles. But if she pushed it a little bit who knows what might happen.

>> No.16279481

>>16279471
What about long cuddles

>> No.16279484

>>16279481
Fine too, but I might get addicted so it needs to be just once in a while.

>> No.16279490

Can shoggots gently cuddle mastah?

>> No.16279491

I like zombies more than wights, is there something wrong with that

>> No.16279492
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16279492

This is the previous generation's horse pussy. Cute, right?

>> No.16279494

Squeezing, cuddling, teasing, whatever you do just remember to let your flayer eat your thoughts even if it means letting her read your mind
You don't have any lewd thoughts to hide from her right?

>> No.16279496

>>16279491
Nothing wrong with that. Because zombies turn into Wights.

>> No.16279497

>>16279490
Yep

>> No.16279501

>>16279490
Of course they can. There's a picture up in the thread of a cute Shog resting her bust on Mastah's head. Don't tell me you wouldn't want that?

>> No.16279508

>>16279436
ive been thinking. Apparently KC is doing a second one of those right? Think he might do a trumpart in there?

>> No.16279512
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16279512

>>16279490
No. It leaves a mess on my clothes. Besides, I already got a new maid!

>> No.16279519

>>16279496
But i want her to stay a zombie

>> No.16279522

>>16279512
Please anon. Never replace maids. Just collect them all. All maids deserve love. Even Roomba maid.

>> No.16279523

>>16279492
She's cute. Would stick dick in and give foals.

>> No.16279524
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16279524

>>16279492
Extremely cute, always been a fan of the more agile looking centaurs with modest breasts.

>> No.16279527

>>16279512
she keeps getting stuck on corners

>> No.16279529

>>16279519
Then don't lewd her. If you lewd her she'll turn.

>> No.16279532

>>16279529
But I wanna show her I love her

>> No.16279533

>>16279527
Don't bully the blind maids! She's trying her best!

>> No.16279538

>>16279532
then you get a wight that pretends to be a zombie so she can get your cuddles and avoiding the fancy high society

>> No.16279540

>>16279532
Then prepare for a Wight mistress.

>> No.16279546

>>16279533
it isn't bullying if it is prime molestation

>> No.16279552

>>16279538
>a wight that pretends to be a zombie
how long could she fool her husband?

>> No.16279555

>>16279533
I want to bully a blind maid by masturbating in her vicinity and cumming on the floor! She'll hear it gloop down and be able to smell that it's cum but won't be able to easily find it to clean it up! She'll have to get down on all fours and sniff around to find the puddle!

>> No.16279557

>>16279546
Don't molest the poor maids!

>> No.16279565

>>16279555
That's messed up anon. Remove this now. Poor maids don't need this.

>> No.16279568

What would you do if your waifu wanted you to cuck her

>> No.16279571

>>16279519
Its only if you do it a crazy bunch in a row im pretty sure. Exercise any amount of moderation and you're fine

>> No.16279575

>>16279568
I would make sure she isn't a bicorn first.

>> No.16279576

>>16279565
Maybe I'll even get a No-Refract-Potion from my local Lich and be able to keep on masturbating! First I'll force her to get down on the floor to look for the cum, and then I'll ejaculate onto her hair! She'll get flustered and won't know what to do, and I'll just keep bukkake'ing her while she awawa's on the floor!

>> No.16279578

>>16279568
It's doesn't make it ok if it's the other way around. Cucking is always bad.

>> No.16279581

>>16279519
Don't worry, I'm sure there is some way to ensure she stays a zombie.

>> No.16279582

>>16279568
Go away.

>> No.16279583

>>16279568
Find a mindflayer and fix her

>> No.16279586

>>16279552
>" Chateau Bord-I mean-warm.."
> I don't know who keeps making these fancy meals, but my zombie wife is always suspiciously nearby whenever they appear. Probably a coincidence, I think that hamburger I left in the basement attracted a kiki infestation, have to get the house fumigated now.
> I keep having my cokes swapped out for old bottles of wine, probably ghosts at fault.
> My wife keeps finding these fancy suits in my closet. I don't remember buying them, but the tags are on them. Probably ghosts, again. Will fumigation work on those?

>> No.16279591

>>16279568
Even if that's what she wants, I just don't think I could do it.

>> No.16279592

>>16279586
>a kiki infestation
Ah, I wish I could have a feral Kiki infestation...

>> No.16279594

Speaking of zombies and wights, I want to meet a zombie's wight older sister that thinks i'm not good enough for her little sis

>> No.16279595

>MFW keep having a dream about a sort of Orpheus story with MGs
Save me.

>> No.16279596

>>16279532
Just press B to cancel Wight-ification.

>> No.16279598

>>16279576
You're disgusting. That poor blind maid tries her best at her job. She even loves her mastah. She can't help she's blind. She's sorry she bumps into a lot of things. But doing this? You're truly fucked in the head anon. I hope that maid gets removed from your service and given to a loving mastah.

>> No.16279604

I think it would be nice to platonicaly help monsters

>> No.16279609

>>16279604
You cannot be platonically friends with a MG if you're single.

>> No.16279610

>>16279568
Try to heal her. But if she desperatly want to share me (which I think it's impossible) then I guess I could indulge in her fetishes.

>> No.16279616

>>16279609
Why not? Just because she is my childhood friend, doesn't mean I have to fuck her

>> No.16279618
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16279618

Gremlins should apply their knowledge of ancient tech to city development.

>> No.16279621

>>16279616
Wrong

>> No.16279623

>>16279568
Comfort her and tell her those bullies were wrong and she does deserve me and shouldn't have to share me

>> No.16279627

>>16279616
Wrong.

>> No.16279628

>>16279621
But having a vampire as a friend doesn't mean if has to be lewd when letting her platonically suck blood

>> No.16279631

>>16279616
You're already in a relationship with her, you just don't know it yet.
Every morning when your mom lets her in to go wake you up to go to school, she takes your dick inside her and rides you until you paint her insides.
She wants to make sure you starts your day off feeling good and fresh

>> No.16279632

>>16279618
I prefer that the city didn't have the constant threat of spontaneous catastrophic collapse.

>> No.16279633

>>16279628
As long as it's not in the neck it's fine.

>> No.16279638
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>>16279616

>> No.16279640

>>16279631
But rape is wrong and she knows it

>> No.16279644

>>16279633
but where else could she suck?

>> No.16279647

>>16279598
She'll never get away. After I've humiliated her by cumming all over her, I'll start training her in masturbation cleanup. She'll have to smell that I've pulled my dick out and come be ready to lick it up as soon as I jizz.

Eventually I'll start ejaculating straight into her mouth. It's her fault if she doesn't catch it, isn't it? She knows it's coming and she needs to prevent the mess instead of just cleaning it up.

With time I'll start abusing her earlier and earlier. After all, what if my pre-cum hits the floor? She has to swallow all of that as well. She'll need to keep her mouth below my dick the entire time I masturbate. Hell, she might even have to lick it every time a droplet is about to form, or it might fall away from her from all the shaking.

And pre-cum might start leaking out as soon as I start masturbating. So, every time I want to rub one out, she has to take my penis in her mouth and hold it there until I'm done masturbating so she can intercept all of the mess. In fact, I won't even actually use my hands to masturbate, I'll just rub it back and forth on her tongue.

>> No.16279648

>>16279616
Incorrect

>> No.16279649

>>16279644
Penis.

>> No.16279652

>>16279644
You arm is the safest bet. Fingers are too lewd since she can start licking and sucking. Lips is a kiss and the neck is too sensual.

>> No.16279660

>>16279649
I don't think her biting dick would be nice
>>16279652
Arms is a good idea for a friendly vampire feed

>> No.16279661

>>16279647
That's it. I'm reporting you for illegal content. Have fun rotting in MGC jail you jerk!

>> No.16279666

>>16279649
Harblador pls. Dick biting is too lewd for unmarried couples.

>> No.16279669

>>16279661
what if he holds her hand during it

>> No.16279671

i want to gently breed a kiki without causing her any pain

>> No.16279672

>>16279660
>>16279666
I mean, the post I was replying to did say "suck" and not "bite".

>> No.16279673

>>16279616
You are correct, you don't have to fuck her, but she has to fuck you

>> No.16279674

>>16279669
>holding hands during irrumation
How? Is she on her knees with her back against the wall and her arms pinned to the wall high above her head?

>> No.16279678
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>>16279671
I want to confess to my Kiki that I love her and ask for her consent for sex.

>> No.16279683

>>16279671
Please don't lewd maids.

On the topic of maids. Roomba Automatons.

>> No.16279685

>>16279678
I want to hold my Kiki close, and gentle stroke her ears as she falls asleep in my arms.

>> No.16279691
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>>16279640
It's not rape, it's love making

>> No.16279693

Is it inconsiderate to make a huge mess before you invite your kiki friend over?

>> No.16279695

Gentle soft Kikimora's that are super dominant in bed.

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>>16279683
>Roomba Automatons
They'd hover over the floor like Doms despite their lack of feet.

>> No.16279699

>>16279693
It's actually very polite to them. Be careful though, if it's too messy she might just decide that you need "deep cleaning".

>> No.16279706

>>16279661
By the time the cops arrive, my robutt maid will be overflowing with semen out of all her orifices, including her screwholes. I've even replaced the wiper fluid in her tear ducts with my cum. I bet it's all soaked into her circuits, too. They'll never be able to scrub my DNA out of her. She's literally unsellable at that point.

>> No.16279708

>>16279696
I want to get an automaton and give her lift jets so that she can drift.

>> No.16279711

>>16279699
what if it causes her to be late to getting home

>> No.16279716

>>16279685
I want to take a bath with my Kiki, but then keep making her dirty with my dick. Every time she thinks she's done, I pin her down and cum all over her and she has to spend another hour in the bath with me.

>> No.16279718

>>16279691
Where's that image of the Saber clone saying it's not rape if he came?

>> No.16279720

>>16279706
Thats not what automaton maids are for!

>> No.16279721

>>16279706
MAIDS ARE NOT FOR CUMFLATING

>> No.16279722

>>16279691
the lack of consent makes that look like rape

>> No.16279733

What is monster Christmas like?

>> No.16279734

>>16279720
>>16279721
They should have thought about that before they installed lewd organs, like armpits, on them. She just keeps flashing those lewd things at me. How am I supposed to not cumflate her when she keeps provoking me?

>> No.16279735

>>16279733
Very comfy.

>> No.16279742

>>16279733
A lot of presents, food, and sex. Possibly all three at once.

>> No.16279744

>>16279734
Not. For. Lewd.

>> No.16279749

Are there any monsters that hate rape

>> No.16279752

>>16279749
Unicorns I think. Redcaps.

>> No.16279763

What would your waifu do if she heard on the news that a monster of her species had murdered a boy

>> No.16279765

>>16279722
Just remember these wise words anon.

If you like it they like it.

>> No.16279766

>>16279734
you are not supposed to fill her past the creator recommended capacity!

>> No.16279767

>>16279733
If you're with a Krampus, extremely kinky

>> No.16279769
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>>16279744
No matter how many times you say that, it won't make a difference. Whereever I see an automaton maid, I must lewd. I must lewd all of her, every single surface must be coated and cranny filled with my cum.

>> No.16279770

>>16279763
Nothing.

>> No.16279776

>>16279763
She was a good girl she didn't do nothin'

>> No.16279777

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60425605
Succubutt

>> No.16279782

>>16279769
I think robots should be treated like humans not sex toys

>> No.16279789

>>16279776
>She was a good girl she didn't do nothin'
your waifu is a Cheshire?

>> No.16279793

>>16279769
Fine. But make sure she's cared for and loved tenderly.

>> No.16279809

>>16279769
What is that maid doing? Are thoes bullets?! What would a maid need thoes for?

>> No.16279811

>>16279809
home defense

>> No.16279816

>>16279782
Raping the maids is a good, human tradition. If she was a human, I'd still sexually abuse the shit out of her.

>>16279793
She's only ever loved roughly. That lewd body is impossible to use tenderly. Every time I see her I just have to try to impregnate her, even though it's impossible. I hump her like an animal and cum inside and on her over and over until I collapse on top of her in exhaustion. After that she has to try to clean herself up at the same time as be my daki. At most she'll have one arm free to try to get the cum out of her crotch with paper towels as I squish her soft outer shell against my body.

>> No.16279817
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16279817

lusty busty succubutts onee sans

>> No.16279822

>>16279816
>pouring more and more inside the maid

Stop you will break her womb!

>> No.16279823

would a skeleton older sis be called a Bonee san

>> No.16279826

>>16279823
What are you doing?

>> No.16279827

>>16279823
It's time for you to leave.

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>>16279823

>> No.16279840

>>16279816
That's not loving! She isn't an object anon! She has feelings.

>>16279811
But what would mastah need protecting from? And how is a maid supposed to protect her mastah when he's out? How is she even supposed to protect him in the first place?

>> No.16279841

>>16279823
You're a clever one.

>> No.16279853

>>16279691
I want a monster to molest me in my sleep

>> No.16279859

>>16279822
>>16279840
She doesn't have a womb. She doesn't have feelings. She's just a cleaning automaton. She doesn't even have sight! The only thing she can do is clean up my messes, and making a mess all over her is the only way I can make her mine and only mine.

>> No.16279869

>>16279826
Tibia honest just tickling my funny bone

>> No.16279876

>>16279859
I hope you get what's coming to you. I'm calling maid help line and getting her taken away from you. Never do this to a blind maid.

>> No.16279877

>>16279869
>>16279823
YAMERO

>> No.16279883

>>16279789
I don't have a waifu. I'm such a pathetic, loathsome self-disparaging piece of human fecal matter that any MG that sees me would sooner commit suicide on live television by telling a news crew to keep calm while she pulls the trigger to the magnum in her mouth

>> No.16279889

>>16279877
Sorry you must be bone tired of these puns

>> No.16279904

>>16279876
I want to force my blind Kiki into sex and laugh as she gasps and chirps when I put it in the first time! She'd have no idea what size it is, so she'd be wired to be extra sensitive when getting her first sensations of a dick.

>> No.16279915

>>16279823
>>16279869
>>16279889
That's it, I'm calling the hobos.

>> No.16279923
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16279923

i want to mate press my shoggoth until her belly looks exactly like this

>> No.16279935

>>16279915
No need to bum us out with those hobos, we can drifter out of this course

>> No.16279937

>>16279923
I like to imagine Shoggoths create a womb for childbirth, and that while they are with child, they cant morph it away.

>> No.16279940

>>16279923
I want to prone bone my Kiki until it gets uncomfortable for her with the way her full womb is pressing against the bed.

>> No.16279943

What if I like Kikis, Shogs, and Roombas equally?

>> No.16279953

>>16279940
Thats why you mate press her, so she ends below you and her belly facing up, that way she wont get uncomfortable while you fill her with love to her limits!

>> No.16279955

>>16279943
Marry all them meidos?

>> No.16279961

>>16279943
Then combine them.

>> No.16279960

>>16279953
It's good to have a signal that you're finished, though. You shouldn't overfill organic girls. Save that extreme cumflation for the Roombas.

>>16279943
Well, you're going to have to pick one or it's NTR.

>> No.16279967

>>16279955
that can happen?
>>16279960
>Well, you're going to have to pick one or it's NTR.
So marry none of them and just keep them hired
>>16279961
Sounds deadly

>> No.16279969

>>16279960
then explain how i can do it to dragons without any ill effects and they are organic

>> No.16279971
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I want to loosen my tie whenever the kiki looks away, and feign ignorance when she goes to fix it.

>> No.16279975

How would you fluster a lilim

>> No.16279978

>>16277912
You're the meme. Nowhere does it imply that they grow up like normal people and decide to regress later. Nor does it imply that they actively chose their form. Sure polymorphy is a thing, but that won't change your base form. A flat tiny hag.

>> No.16279980

>>16279975
By fucking her sister.

>> No.16279981

>>16279975
Which lilim are we talking about.

>> No.16279982

>>16279969
Dragons are top tier girls. Humans and Monoeyes can barely get cumflated at all, and the safe levels go up with their innate power. Kikis are more cumflateable than Paladins, for example, but still on the low side.

>> No.16279983

>>16279975
Tell her I have a +4 STR +4 STAM cock ring on.

>> No.16279984

>>16279967
It certainly can happen, but only if they have good group cohesion.

Marry the maids.

>> No.16279986

Eye love monoeyes

>> No.16279989

>>16279984
But if you marry them, they won't be maids anymore. They'll just be wives.

>> No.16279991

>>16279982
Where are vampires in that scale?

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>>16279817
Shortstack Succubus boxers.

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>>16279975
Propose to her.
>Especially if she is monologuing to you about her evil plans to take over the world.
Actually this works with all mayadere girls.
Mayadere is best dere.

>> No.16280005

>>16279991
Vampires, Wights, Baphos, Griffons and other high level monster girls have pretty good endurance.

>> No.16280011

I wonder what monsters would think about a single father also what if the father's child was of her same species

>> No.16280012

>>16280005
Baphos are probably the top cumflatees, seeing how they're horrifically powerful but physically small.

>> No.16280014

>>16279989
No, they'll be the Maid Wives.
Watch it next season on MGCTV!

>> No.16280025

>>16280005
>Wocks,vampires and shoggoths are my favs
>all 3 are probably top tier

aw yes

>> No.16280027

>>16280014
>MGCTV
What happens when someone hijacks the station and replaces the porn with Mr.RogersMister Rogers' Neighborhood

>> No.16280032

>>16280027
>Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
You better not wear Cardigans cause you gonna get hugged

>> No.16280042

>>16280025
Indeed. Slimes are a special category too, so a Shogg ispretty good for that.

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>>16280027
>Welcome back, glad to see you again
>Today Yeti wants to paint a happy snow field

>> No.16280062

Is there anything a shog can't do?

>> No.16280064

>>16280062
She can't be real.

>> No.16280068

>>16280062
Not be a shog.

>> No.16280069
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16280069

What would other members of the Griffon species look like, and what are innovative ways they'd showcase their underboob?
Flat Griffons need not apply.

>> No.16280072

>>16280062
Contrary to popular belief, Shoggs can't be your whole house.

>> No.16280075

>>16280072
Queen Shogs can though.

>> No.16280077

>>16280069
>Flat Griffons need not apply.

Why not?

>> No.16280078

>>16280069
Hey I like flat girls.

>> No.16280080

>>16280077
Flatties don't have underboob.

>> No.16280081

>>16275636
>anon grabs most of the deck from her hand
>"Checkmate."
>"That's now how it wo-"
>"I've been playing scrabble far longer than you missy, I know exactly how this works."

Now is he legit dumb or is this part of his plan?

>> No.16280082

>>16280062
Exist.

>> No.16280086
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16280086

This bunno is gonna kick your ass.

[spoilers]T-H-I-G-H-S[/spoilers]

>> No.16280087

>>16280069
>Flat Griffons need not apply.
that's very rude!

>> No.16280091

>>16280072
not with that attitude

>> No.16280098

is it possible to ignore a Cheshire and survive?

>> No.16280101

>>16280062
They aren't spellcasters, though they could probably learn.

Also they are probably bad with animals, having the whole "barely contained aura of infinite madness" thing.

>> No.16280103

>>16280098
yes

>> No.16280113

I want an Anubis to put a chastity lock on me then curse me with the mummy curse. All while she watches and laughs.

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>> No.16280118

>>16280113
sounds like a good time

>> No.16280119

>>16279975
>>/jp/thread/S15871466#p15879437

>> No.16280121

>>16280075
I wonder if queen shogg even exists. I know she is a slime, but she's probably different from the normal ones.

>> No.16280127

>>16280114
So is she ready for my special beam cannon?

>> No.16280138
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>>16280121
I like to headcanon Ubbo-Sathla as the Queen Shoggoth, with a bit of Echidna in her as well. Mostly because she's the source of all life on Earth.

Jocasta complex to the power of motherfucking infinite.

>> No.16280141

>>16280086
I want Erina to crush my head with her smooth, pale thighs, extremely muscled from hours of metroidvania exploration and jumping

>> No.16280145

Can a man raise a monster as a daughteru and not end up fucking her

>> No.16280146

>>16280145
YES

>> No.16280154

>>16280145
Of course it is. As long as you aren't a DF you should be fine.

>> No.16280155

>>16280121
Seeing as how they are under the slime family, and Queen Slime specifically states that it can be made from any slime variant, then yea.

>> No.16280159

What are elves even good for

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>>16280069
Fuck you too mister.

>> No.16280168

>>16280121
We've speculated about them before. Technically you can have a Queen of any Slime.

A Queen Shog could be all the furniture and rooms in your home, or a pirate ship with a Shog crew, or other strange things.

>> No.16280171

I want a slime made of soda, because she would be great at gaming

>> No.16280172

>>16280159
loving?

>> No.16280176

>>16280167
>loli griphon already
damn that was quick

>> No.16280179
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>>16280167
super cute!

>> No.16280180

What do you think about adult monsters that are flat

>> No.16280185

>>16280180
They must have plump lower halves.

>> No.16280190

>>16280171
I think about Bubble Slimes all the time. They would be so relaxing to cuddle with, like a hot tub with air jets.

I also like to imagine carbonated Slimes have drunken and bubbly personalities.

>> No.16280192

>>16280185
what if they are flat there as well

>> No.16280193

>>16280180
They definitely have a small breast complex so they're great for sexual bullying.

>> No.16280194

>>16280167
>>16280087
>>16280077
>>16280078
>He talks specifically about innovative ways to show off underboob
>flattie sabath shills start unleashing the salt
You kinda need boob to show off underboob, retards.

>> No.16280196

>>16280194
Then dont sign your posts with slander against DFC.

>> No.16280200

>>16280194
behead those who insult flat justice

>> No.16280213

>>16280194
Some nigga with art skills needs to a fluffy pailoli Griffon for shits and giggles.

>> No.16280217 [SPOILER] 
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16280217

>>16280114
Why are Saiyan girls the best?

>> No.16280221

I want to just be friends with a monster and ask that she pretends to be my girlfriend so I'm protected from rape

>> No.16280231

>>16280196
I didn't make the post. But it's rather obvious is it not? Do you get triggered when you apply for a job as some kind of heavy duty manual lifter, and there's a sign saying "DYEL need not apply" too? I bet you do.

>> No.16280232

>>16280221
Why not just have sex with that monster?

>> No.16280236

>>16280231
Just let it go

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>>16280194
Flat girls are always relevant.

>> No.16280240

>>16280232
because friends don't fuck friend s

>> No.16280244

>>16280238
how is she so smug

>> No.16280247

>>16280240
Sex friends.

>> No.16280250

>>16280236
>Flatties are allowed to sperg out but if it were any one else they'd be laughed out of town.
Whatever.

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>>16280217
Because they'll reach our planet in 2017.

And I, for one, will welcome our space monkey overlords.

>> No.16280259

Can vampires not suck?

>> No.16280263

>>16280244
Wouldn't you be smug if you were a 10/10 loli goat with broken powers?

>> No.16280267

>>16280251
Would they go Super Saiyan?

>> No.16280274

>>16280247

"just friends" leads to "fuckbuddies" which inevitably leads to the monster falling in love, if she wasn't already.

It's a recipe for heartbreak unless the guy ends up reciprocating her feelings. Or she makes him.

>> No.16280277
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16280277

Automatons with unique forms!

>> No.16280280

>>16280259
There's also the scrape and lick school of thought, but it's somewhat contentious.

>> No.16280281

>>16280267
If it's like Dragonball Z, something terrible needs to happen to you, so they become a super saiyan through the power of friendship or something.

>> No.16280282

>>16280259
They scrape and lick

>>16280250
Lolis are for giving a bunch of snacks

>> No.16280288

>>16280280
>>16280282

>scrape and lick

wait what? Sounds painful

>> No.16280289

>>16280281
What about while we're fucking?

>> No.16280292

>>16280263
she isn't 10/10 until she accepts the superiority of elin

>> No.16280293

>>16280281
Or they can go through the Goten route.

>> No.16280299

>>16280293
Being a terribly written character?

>> No.16280300

>>16280281
You do realize Super Saiyan isn't so much friendship as unbridled rage, right?

>> No.16280302

>>16280292
She isn't 10/10 until she grows up.

>> No.16280309

>>16280293
That would be your daughter.

Who is able to become a super saiyan the moment she leaves the womb.

>> No.16280311

What is a good new monstergirl story?

>> No.16280316

>>16280311
>New monstergirl stories
There are none.

>> No.16280318

Did we get the (Was it dark Mage her name was?) translated yet?

>> No.16280322

I have arachnophobia, what kind of spider could help me get over my fear

>> No.16280323
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>>16280311
I've got an idea for a Gremlin who acts as an elf assistant to Anon who's working as a mall santa.

>> No.16280326

>>16280323
Sounds good

>> No.16280330

>>16280323
I'd probably make sure my Mall Santa was married. Too many lonely monster girls fighting to sit on his lap.

>> No.16280337

>>16280330
>Ho ho ho little girl, what do you want santa to bring you for Christmas
>"A good fuck"

>> No.16280345

>>16280337
Too many monster girls grinding their ass on mall santa's lap asking for a white Christmas.

>> No.16280349

>>16280337
>"That's it lady you've been warned."
>A huge line of monster girls in line pretending to be children wanting to speak with Santa
>With varying degrees of success (sailor suit and lolly combo is not convincing if you're six feet tall)
>Except for the Titania who wants to ask Santa for a cute little brother

>> No.16280350

>>16280316
Except there are plenty of writefaggot stories. Or they're taking a break because of the holiday.

>> No.16280353

>>16280316
There were updated both last thread and the thread before. Fuck outta here.

>> No.16280355

>>16280350
Oh really? Find three. Go on, I'll wait.

>> No.16280357

>>16280349
Cute Titania is always pure and innocent.

>> No.16280358

>>16280349
What about actuall children monsters?

>> No.16280359

>>16280323
>"Alright Mr. A! Ya ready to be Santa Claus for the day?!"
>"I guess."
>The Gremlin cartwheels to the front of the line, and lets the first girl through.
>A Haughty Dragon sits in your lap.
>"Ho ho ho! What would you like for Christmas little one?"
>"I want lots and lots of treasure! Gold! Jewels! Virgins!"
>"Have you been a good little Dragon this year?"
>"Of course I have, I'm not some common peasant, I am incapable of ever doing wrong!"
>"Oh? Well I've heard you've been setting fire to the curtains."
>"They were the wrong color! I wanted red ones!"

Oh boy.

>> No.16280363

>>16280322
Gentle spiders are are to find. Maybe you could get a cute jumping one.

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>>16280323
It might be fun hanging out with jaded, chain-smoking christmas elves. Although I'm not sure about the baphomet who keeps getting back into line.

>> No.16280373

>>16280363
I wonder if I can carry her like a backpack

>> No.16280374

>>16280359
Holy shit that dragon sounds adorable. I need her now.

>> No.16280375

>>16280357
And Jolly old St. Nickola might just have what she wants.
>>16280358
Pissed that there's such a big line.

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16280377

I'll just leave this here

>> No.16280379

>>16280359
well Coal is like a diamond so does that count as a jewel?

>> No.16280382

>>16280379
She'll probably just burn and crush it between her claws, compressing it until it becomes a diamond.

So yeah, she'll be happy with coal I'm sure.

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>>16280277
I hope that whatever ancient society built Automatons took inspiration from whatever monster species were hot shit at the time when developing them.

>> No.16280387

>>16280355
http://pastebin.com/HAWjcizV
http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4 <-- Updated
http://pastebin.com/VtcPtb6R

Literally not even a google search away. Stop spreading shitty rumours, Bollocks.

>> No.16280391

>>16280377
Anon no. You can't just HeartPupil a girl and then leave her here. She wants YOUR dick.

>> No.16280392

>>16280374
Not so adorable when you realize she's 26 years old.

>> No.16280393

>>16280350
It's also finals week.

>> No.16280396

>>16280391
but those are just prank contacts she bought from a prank shop

>> No.16280397

>>16280318
Nope

>> No.16280398

>>16280385
A PURE!

>> No.16280400

>>16280359
>Gremlin approaches you towards the end of the day. You're exhausted.
>"Oh Santa~... What about my present?~"
>She jumps into your lap, cowgirl style, before you can get the chance to leave the chair and stretch your legs.
>A little Girl sees you two and asks her mother why one of the Christmas Elves is giving Santa Claus a special dance.

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>>16280350
>Or they're taking a break because of the holiday.
>tfw crippling writer's block prevented me from doing anything this month so far

>> No.16280402

>>16280387
>Spoonfeeding

>> No.16280407

>>16280385
>"Hey Frank, what's this 'Mecha-Ushi-Oni' project?"
>"Oh that's just a test one I made, no one will be stupid enough to activate it"

>> No.16280409

>>16280400
That gremlin needs punished after work by fixing my sleigh for free

>> No.16280411

>>16280359
This world is seriously lacking in haughty dragons. We need more.

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16280414

>>16280357
That's not true all the time anon.

Now the REAL dangers of the world are Amazonian Unicorns and Sea Bishops.

>> No.16280418

>>16280407
I'd activate it and teach the robot how to be human

>> No.16280422

>>16280401
Screenwriting instructor from a few semesters ago told me that writer's block isn't real, (You) have ideas but you're afraid to put them to paper. Just a thought, can't say if he's right.

>> No.16280425

>>16280392
It still is! Haughty dragons are always adorable. It's just doubled when they're daughterus.

Don't tell me you wouldn't want a haughty adult dragon?

>> No.16280428

>>16280138
THICK SHOG

>>16280371
I cant handle this amount of thick, send help

>> No.16280429

>>16280422
>(You) have ideas but you're afraid to put them to paper
More like getting hunches that there are better ideas I haven't yet come up with and then later coming up with said ideas to write, doing nothing in the meantime.

>> No.16280437

>>16280402
It's not even spoonfeeding if the jackass wanted me to provide proof of writefag activity, which wouldn't surprise me because Bollocks does everything in his power to try and disparage this place.

>> No.16280439

>>16280425
>haughty adult dragon?
but what if she accidentally injures me in the middle of her haughtiness

>> No.16280445

>>16280377
Oh shit I was wondering when that would come back up. You must be the guy who said you'd color that eventually.

Its turning out pretty damn well.

>> No.16280449

>>16280425
What if i pamper and tell my haughty dragon wife how much important and beautiful she is to me?

>> No.16280458

>>16280439
Well tell me anon. How does it lead up to that?

And you should suck it up for being a mere mortal. She might get a little soft and her "precious treasure instinct" might kick in

>> No.16280461

>>16280409
>When you get back she's made some 'modifications'
>Your sleigh is now an Automaton.

>> No.16280466

>>16280449
She secretly loves it. She won't show it though. She'll tell you something like "o deserve it" or "you should feel lucky"

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>>16280392
Why is a 26 year old sitting on Santas lap?

>> No.16280473

>>16280461
How will Christmas be saved without a sleigh

>> No.16280475

>>16280470
Because he is Saint Dickolas

>> No.16280479

>>16279568
I sort of wanted to write a story of something like a human girl getting split into a normal half and a monster half and them competing over the same dude. They fuse in the end once she accepts that being a monster is better.

>> No.16280485

>>16280470
Think about how painful it would be to have a big haughty dragon girl sitting on your lap. She's probably quite big, heavy and tall.

>> No.16280492

is it better or worse if your childhood friend is haughty

>> No.16280493

>>16279609
What if the monster has a husband and im single? Then i can be friends
checkmate atheists

>> No.16280494

>>16280475
>"You're to old to sit on santa's lap"
>Dragon has an extremely smug look on her face
>"I'm old enough to sit on your lap"

>> No.16280499

>>16280492
Better obviously.

>> No.16280506

>>16280493
Anon stop. Just stop. We all know that monster girls with husbands only talk to their husbands. Husbands might get jealous if their waifu talks to other members.

>> No.16280513

>>16280506
Men*

>> No.16280519

Your monster best friend would never rape you, right?

>> No.16280527

>>16280519
>friend

>> No.16280532

>>16280519
Just because she is an Ushi doesn't mean she has to rape me, well except in gaming then rape is okay

>> No.16280534

>>16280519
She would never rape me. She is physically incapable of raping me. She can't rape the willing

>> No.16280539

So how about cait sith power hour?

>> No.16280540

>>16280519
She'd no longer be my best friend if she did that. Lover would be a more fitting title.

>> No.16280543

>>16280519
No, because I wouldn't have any monstergirl friends.

>> No.16280550

>>16280539
fuck no

>> No.16280551

>>16280473
She can transform into a Sleigh!

>> No.16280552

>>16280506
anon thats just unrealistic. Also borderline /r9k/

>> No.16280555

>>16280539
I'd befriend one platonically. They make good assistants.

>> No.16280558

How do guys leave monster girl city high school with their virginity intact?

>> No.16280562

>>16280552
Not if your waifu is a yandere.

>> No.16280563

>>16280519
I keep dropping hints but she always just blushes and leaves the room.
At this point im considering just moaning her name while I masturbate or getting caught stealing a pair of her used bloomers

>> No.16280566

>>16280558
If they're anything like me, then they'd just let their personality get in the way.

>> No.16280575

>>16280552
Come on anon. Would you seriously want your waifu going out to a cafe or some other place with her guy friends? Would that not make you feel uncomfortable?

Also
>unrealistic

These are monster girls.

>> No.16280586

>>16280558
just threaten to shoot up the school if anyone touches you.

>> No.16280588

>>16280558
They make a contract with a demon to protect it. As payment she gets his virginity afterwards.

>> No.16280592

>>16280558
Sell shotas to the delinquents so they protect you.

>> No.16280594

>>16280575
No, it would not make me uncomfortable because I'm not a controlling freak, and I know that she loves me and only me. Sounds like you've got some insecurity issues if you can't trust your waifu.

>> No.16280595

>>16280575
>Would that not make you feel uncomfortable?
Why would it? I don't know if you've been binging weird doujins or whatever but girls in relationships having other guys as friends is absolutely a thing that happens.

>> No.16280598

>>16280558
befriend that nice monster teacher whose class you do really great in

>> No.16280600

>>16280506
>We all know that monster girls with husbands only talk to their husbands.
What about gremlins getting commissioned to make magitech works? What about the various warrior races giving combat lessons? What about tanukis doing buisness?

>> No.16280607

>>16280594
Doesn't that just sound weird to you? Her going off with a couple of her guy friends? Does that seriously not make you feel anything? Even if its not about some NTR shit, don't you want to give all your attention to her?

>>16280595
But in your setting so you really want your waifu doing that?

>> No.16280609

>>16280598
>being the teacher's pet
how lewd

>> No.16280613

>>16280422
Pretty much this, yes. I have plenty of ideas but my crippling self-doubt, the fact I don't know how to proofread for shit, and this place's dislike of me all combine into a foetid drink that'd make even the most iron liver'd Satyros hobkneed and woozy.

>> No.16280614

>>16280600
Work =/= free time stuff

>> No.16280617

I will pump a vampire full of semen and keep going until she begs me to stop and there is nothing she can do about it

>> No.16280622

>>16280609
>how lewd
Nothing lewd about seeing the teacher after school to talk about how you enjoy her class

>> No.16280634

>>16280607
Not that guy, but no, normal people don't even flinch at that thought. My waifu has friends, some may be guys and some may be girls, but they don't threaten me in any way.

>> No.16280636

>>16280607
>But in your setting so you really want your waifu doing that?
in my setting I would find my waifu having absolutely no life outside of me to be weird and honestly sort of oppressive

>> No.16280639

>>16280634
>Normal people
Have you forgotten where you are?

>> No.16280646

Good think Yandere isn't a contagious disease for monsters

>> No.16280647

>>16280639
My argument was flawed before I even reached the premise!

>> No.16280648

>>16280636
>>16280634
Ever thought she tells them stuff she doesn't tell you? You guys are strange.

>> No.16280656

>>16280648
What makes you think she tells them stuff she doesn't tell her husband?

I think you may be imagining a problem where one doesn't exist.

>> No.16280657

>>16280646
but Yandere is great!

>> No.16280664

>>16280646
If I had a monsterwaifu, I'd want her to be yandere.

>> No.16280665

>>16280656
Isn't that how guy friends work?

>> No.16280673

>>16280664
>tfw I would really like my waifu to be yan so she never leaves me

>> No.16280674

>>16280558
I have a nice amazon friend who says she always protect me from monsters. She spends alot of time over at my house and says its for protection. She also some times takes my clothes, she says that if her scent is all over them then monsters wont attack.
Shes so nice

>> No.16280682

>>16280673
Exactly. But also because it would likely lead to the gentlest and most loving femdom imaginable.

>> No.16280686

>>16280665
Not like some rigid thing that always happens.

>> No.16280687

>>16280595
>having other guys as friends is absolutely a thing that happens.

Also a reason why the divorce rate is 60%+. Same with guys that have girls as friends on the side that they hang out with without their SO. A large part of infidelity or relationships failing is creating favorable conditions for it. If somebody has to go out and search for a new social connection, it's a lot more difficult than just picking up that chick you drink with every Friday. Not that it changes people themselves, but it makes certain behavior less susceptible to impulse and require deliberate planning. That makes them really think about the decision and what they're doing. It eliminates the "I was drunk and having a bad day" factor.

So it is absolutely something to be concerned about in a normal human relationship.

But monstergirls in MGE don't give a shit about any man but their husband so the guy doesn't have to worry about that. On the flipside, monstergirls could definitely worry about some other girl butting in to become a second wife.

>> No.16280702

>>16280674
What a great friend, but what if there was a rumor spread around school that you like girls that were more girly then what would she do

>> No.16280707

>>16280461
>>16280473
>>16280551
Maybe that Sleightamoton has a hovering tauric lower-half and the ability to carry heavy shit.

>> No.16280713

>>16280686
Still. I would defwintly not be ok with my waifu talking to other guys. I don't know why she'd even have guy friends.

I'd always be scared she'd either find their lives more intresting of she'd mentally compare me. I'm getting shivers just thinking about it

>> No.16280718
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16280718

into what kind of monster would a masochistic paladin turn into? thats like asking which MG got the most pain tolerance before passing out or getting truly harmed

>> No.16280728

>>16280718
Darkness is for loving tenderly and keeping her superior boymaker uncorrupted.

>> No.16280730

>>16280718
Flagellant ushi-oni would be problematic

>> No.16280737

>>16280718
P'Orc

>> No.16280741

>>16280718
She resembles Cerea

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Best girl coming through.

Plebs better swerve.

>> No.16280746

>>16280718
Valkyrie, it just seems to fit.

>> No.16280749

>>16280702
Why would she be concerned about what sort of girls I like?
Besdies, I'm pretty sure she's seen the muscle girl magazines under my bed

>> No.16280759

>>16280746
Do valkyries get bonus HP and DEF?

Do they have a "protect low HP party member" passive?

>> No.16280763

I don't think I could ever hurt a monster girl

>> No.16280766

>>16280759
I don't know, I just really like the idea of a super masochistic Valkyrie.

>> No.16280787

>>16280763
well too bad because you are trapped with masochistic monsters and they won't let you go until they are satisfied

>> No.16280793

>>16280763
Penetrate and wear out her womb

>> No.16280796

>>16280745
I refuse to move.

>> No.16280802

>>16280687
I want /r9k/ to leave
>Also a reason why the divorce rate is 60%+
[citation needed]

>> No.16280817

I bet it is hard for male teachers in a monster highschool

>> No.16280825

>>16280817
>Male teachers get sent to all-MG classrooms
>Monster teachers get sent to all-shotas classrooms

I wonder who could be behind this

>> No.16280830

>>16280802
Come on anon. You can't just cry the /r9k/ boogeyman every time.

>> No.16280832

>>16280817
Would monster girl schools be co ed or segregated?

>> No.16280838
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16280838

What did you get your waifu for Christmas, Anon?

>> No.16280840

>>16280838
Vodka, ammo and dick

>> No.16280843

>>16280825
What if both have the same name and got swapped on accident? I bet both are good teachers and wouldn't fuck kids

>> No.16280848

>>16280838
daugherus

lots of em!

>> No.16280850

>>16280838
Things.

>> No.16280856

>>16280838
My wyvern waifu and I are celebrating our first Christmas together so I went and bought a bunch of raging mushrooms so that I can dominate her in bed

>> No.16280862

>>16280838
She is a tanuki so I'm waiting for Hanukkah

>> No.16280867

>>16280856

Psttt kid want some fancy sticky shrooms?

>> No.16280869

>>16280838
The barbecue she's always wanted!

>> No.16280872

>>16280856
What if she doesn't know what they are and ends up eating them first?

>> No.16280873

>>16280838
I got my yeti waifu Operation, an NES, and small individually wrapped candies

>> No.16280879

I'm going to tell a Cheetah variant of a Jinko that she can't out-run a virgin!

>> No.16280882
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>>16280838
RUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJJ4s-bFnjE

>> No.16280883
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16280883

>>16280856
I hope you two enjoy your first christmas. Make sure that it's a white one.

>> No.16280887

>>16280763
If i have to crack some skulls i will

>> No.16280888

I will never rape an elf because I'm a good person

>> No.16280891

>>16280883
i want to give my vamp the whitest Christmas ever, tell me a step by step procedure?

>> No.16280892

>>16280796
Good job dumbass, now you have spaghetti and meatballs all over you.

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>>16280883
I want an Oppaivern for Christmas.

>> No.16280900

>>16280891
buy a wood chipper, get a ton of ice, then make it snow on her manor

>> No.16280901

>>16280838
Dick in a box

>> No.16280910

>>16280892
Who's going to clean it off?

>> No.16280918

>>16280891
You need to make sure everything is perfect for her. Make a huge feast for your vamp and see if she is comfortable. After that you need to cuddle her a lot and maybe watch some christmas movies. Try making things get mushy towards the end and you should be good.

>> No.16280919

Is Silent's flow kelp story unlisted?

>> No.16280920
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16280920

>>16280910
You are.

The Unicorn at the bar offers to help.

>Accept
>Deny

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16280921

>>16280838
fire proof bone and a cute sweater

>> No.16280925

>>16280920
always nice to have help

>> No.16280930

>>16280838
A new diamond pendant for her collar and a set of leather wrist and ankle cuffs. Also a nice anniversary dinner out at her favorite restaurant!

>> No.16280931

>>16280920
I'll take the one on the right. Just not a big fan of horse pussy.

>> No.16280939

>>16280918
nothing with garlic correct? or you mean my blood when you say feast?

>> No.16280945

>>16280931
Luckily they live in the same Kingdom.

>> No.16280946

>>16280939
Mix your blood with some fancy wine. It should please your vampire.
You could use garlic and some demon food, but it's not really needed.

>> No.16280948

>>16280634
>normal people don't even flinch at that thought.
Hang on. I haven't been involved in this discussion, but are you telling me you wouldn't even flinch at the thought of your precious waifu being alone with a bunch of dudes? I mean I trust my waifu, but I don't trust any one else, her friend or otherwise. It's unrealistic to the max but you're probably not a good husband if you don't even flinch at the idea of something happening.

>> No.16280954

>>16280948
This

>> No.16280955

I wonder if Vampires would shit talk about blood types

>> No.16280956

>>16280802
Not him, but just fuckin' google man. But you won't, it's easier to fall on a boogeyman than it is to not be lazy.

Also what the fuck is wrong with Belgium that their 2010 divorce rate statistics is up at 71%?

>> No.16280970

>>16280873
That's just mean.

>> No.16280973

>>16280946
hopefully atfer all that it will lead to the daugheru making part

with consensual agreement and tenderly of course

>> No.16280976

>>16280955
well, what would be the best blood type then?

>> No.16280989

>>16280956
It's the Belgium chocolate, man I'm telling you.

>> No.16280990

>>16280973
If you're going for daughteru then make sure both of you are 100% synchronized. You don't need garlic, raging mushs or whatever mush to do it.

>> No.16280993

>>16280976
husbando blood

>> No.16281001

>>16280976
Different vampires have different tastes.

>tfw I'd probably cry if a vampire drank my blood and then made a face showing it was disgusting

>> No.16281004

>>16280976
well AB- is rarest wait would I have vampires trying to steal my blood

>> No.16281005

>>16280970
They're just gag gifts until I bring out her real present a year's supply of stretchy meat donated from local Wendigos

>> No.16281011

>>16280893
I want three whelps.

>> No.16281021

Does monster martyrs get 72 virgin shotas?

>> No.16281028

>>16281021
Well logically speaking, is you dark matter bomb n orphanage with 72 virgin shotas in it,they would incubize and you would get yourself 72 virgin shotas

>> No.16281029

The bigger question is. What did your waifu get for you?

>> No.16281033

>>16281029
her presence

>> No.16281035

>>16281004
I just found out O- is supposed to be super rare, so that combined with a few other factors means that Vampires might actually find me really desirable.

This is sort of a shame because, as much as I like Vampires, I really don't like it when my blood exits my body.

>> No.16281044

>>16280838
A new weight set

>> No.16281046

>>16281029
An empty room

>> No.16281047

>>16281035
>I really don't like it when my blood exits my body.
They'll make you like it

>> No.16281050

>>16281035
>Be -O
>Any vampire can drink from my body

It's probably like water or something.

>> No.16281054

>>16281047
I don't want that.

>> No.16281055

>>16281047
>ywn be converted to a cum and blood dispenser by a mistress vampire

>> No.16281057

>>16281054
They'll make you want it.

>> No.16281061

So is there any good sith monster

>> No.16281067

>>16281061
The sith lord Raiju.

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>>16281061
There's nothing wrong with Cu and Cait Sith outside of the fact they're furries. If you actually took the time to read their profile they're pretty okay girls.

But the thread will be the thread.

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>>16281061
the raiju who never masturbated or got headpats and fell to the dark side

>> No.16281079

>>16281057
I will go to great and stupid lengths to ensure that does not happen.

>> No.16281080

>>16276763
>Option 1

>Cheshire Cat
>Unicorn
>Dark Priest
>Holstaur
>Succubus
>Thunderbird
>Gremlin
>Sahuagin

Out of the 10, The Sahuagin, Succubus, and Holstaurus are the ones who are after me.

>5 Yr Younger Oppai Loli Sahuagin
>Same Age Chill Succubus
>4 Yr Younger Flat Chested Holstaurus

>> No.16281091

>>16281075
She was supposed to bring balance to the force

>> No.16281095

>>16281091
so her husbando is gonna train the daugheru in the ways of lighting style?

>> No.16281101

>>16281029
She's going to use my face as her footstool for the rest of the day

>> No.16281114

>>16281101
I'm not complaining or fighting.

>> No.16281122

>>16281101
But dragon claws are very heavy! How am I supposed to do that?

>> No.16281125

>>16281050
Anon, any vampire can drink from your body regardless.
It's the rarity of your blood that makes it more gourmet to a vampire.

>> No.16281129

>>16281122
I wouldn't know. I don't have a dragon, she'll probably get you something else.

>> No.16281133

What is the worst gift you could get your waifu

>> No.16281139

>>16281133
A good old "I want to break up with you".

>> No.16281142

>>16281133
A suicide note.

>> No.16281144

>>16281133
A dress that's a size too small for her so she thinks she's gained weight.

>> No.16281146

>>16281133
A new set of underwear for me, now she cant smell my dirty stained boxers while i am away HA!

>> No.16281147

>>16280838
Suicide.

>> No.16281150

>>16281139
no you do that before Christmas so you dont have to buy her something

>> No.16281159

>>16281133
"I don't deserve you. You can do better than me"

>> No.16281160

>>16281029
Just having her is enough for me, but I'm sure she would try get something.

>Got a box of condoms from my friends
Maybe she would give me a daughteru?

>> No.16281170

>>16281160
Just ask her directly if she wants a daugheru

GO DO IT TIGER!

>> No.16281172

>>16281159
He worst, not best.

>> No.16281182

>>16281170
I'm going to do it, I'm going to have another daughteru!

>> No.16281189

>>16281172
But it's worse for her.

>> No.16281200

>>16281182
>Another

what?

>> No.16281201

>>16281189
Even if it's the truth?

>> No.16281208
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>> No.16281209

>>16281201
No anon. All waifus love their husband. They don't understand why their husband thing they don't deserve them. Because every anon deserves his waifu's love. This is the law of he universe.

To your waifu, there is nobody more perfect than you.

>> No.16281210

>>16281200
It's the second one, Anon! My little girl is going to get a sister.

>> No.16281215

>>16281208
What is that poor anon crying about?

>> No.16281223

>>16281073
Cait sith is a huge cunt though and you'd be a faggot for liking her regardless of the fact that she's a furry.

>> No.16281226

>>16281210
ah your wording made me think it was gonna be the first one, in that case start the mating press! just make sure she is filled up to the limit for a sure chance of daugheru

>> No.16281238

>>16281226
No, Anon. She is going to give me a daughteru, that means I'm going to impregnate her while she rides me.

>> No.16281241

>>16281209
Don't bother. This thread is full of faggots who'll suck cock while flaggelating themselves if it will get them pity points for being themselves.

>> No.16281246

>>16281238
i guess the mating press part is out BUT the second still applies!

i am rite?

>> No.16281254

>>16281246
Of course. Filling her womb and making sure that it stays full while we love each other is required for having a little one.

>> No.16281258

>>16281215
That Mini Wisp is flooding his mind with despair!

The opposite of a helpful Art Fairy!

>> No.16281259

>>16281241
And yet you're still here. Besides who the fuck wants pity points?

>> No.16281264

>>16281258
what if you had both wisp and fairy at the same time

>> No.16281267

>>16281264
They would get into little fights and roll around on your desk in one of those cartoon fight clouds.

>> No.16281293

>>16281267
what if you try and break the fight up

>> No.16281316

>>16281259
Why would a pack of self pitying anons who remain adamant that their waifu wouldn't love them inspire me to leave?

>who the fuck wants pity points?
Every mopey looser who insists a monstergirl wouldn't love them for being them. Why else would you be emo all over the thread?

>> No.16281318

>>16281267
Meanwhile, tiny succubus is sitting on top of your head cheering them on.

>> No.16281327

>>16281258
But she is being helpful.

>> No.16281330

Genki wisp when?

>> No.16281335

>>16281318
This sounds like latenight bait.

>> No.16281382

>>16281335
Latenight stopped being cute though.

>> No.16281385

Still a noob to monster girls.

Who is the artist for these pictures?
http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH

>> No.16281394

>>16281382
I'm sure he still has his cute side. He wouldn't dare to draw lewd fairies.

>> No.16281398

>>16281385
Anon from this thread

>> No.16281399

>>16281385
Hi name is Latenight.

>> No.16281403

>>16281382
He's drawn lewd stuff well before he started visiting /mgg/.

>> No.16281407

>>16281385
Come on faggot.

>> No.16281413

Would you hold a sad mindflayer and let her cry on your shoulder

>> No.16281416

>>16281413
Why shouldn't I? I have a hard thing for healing.

>> No.16281439

>>16281413
jokes on you healing is my fetish!
to answer your question yes yes I would.

>> No.16281449
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remember anons, dragons like hoarding all of your seed inside their wombs no matter how much it is

>> No.16281452

>>16281385
art fairy so cute

>> No.16281464

>>16281449
Yes yes, we all know about cumflating dragons. Next.

>> No.16281486

>>16281258
to be fair, a lot of the greatest artists in history have been notoriously depressed.

>> No.16281500

>>16281486
Truly, a Mini Wisp helps an artist suffer for their art.

>> No.16281505

Do you think MGE land was a depressing sort of berserk tier place before the change happened?

>> No.16281509
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>>16281464
Next on the agenda: Monster Girl Wrestling.

Is it fake? Or is it real?

>> No.16281513

>>16281385
I'm happy he took my harvest festival suggestion for autumn, but I kinda wish he did summer first.

Aquatic monstergirls need more love.

>> No.16281514

>>16281505
Probably. Real monsters are pretty grim.

>> No.16281521

>>16281509
>You will never get tickets to a monstermainia PPV

>> No.16281522

>>16281500
As natural spirits of jealousy, they may actually be pretty motivational.
"You think you'll ever be as good as DaVinci? Not with THAT piss poor linework!"

frightening.

>> No.16281526

>>16281514
>Be Guts
>slaying abominations with your crew of misfits and that one retard who keeps talking about gold
>One day with Dragonslayer hilt deep in some demon it turns into a scantily clad slut who starts screaming
>Guts just killed a hot chick
>has to be some kind of trick
>it isn't, all the demons are hot chicks
That would probably fuck with him pretty bad

>> No.16281532

>>16281526
It really wouldn't.

>> No.16281538

>>16281526
Obviously it'sa trap by Slann.

>> No.16281543
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>>16281521
ANONYMOUS VS. CANDY RAVAGE

IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH

'ANON'S GONNA GET CREAMED' SAYS CANDY SAVAGE

SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!

>> No.16281544

>>16281505
I'd like to think that no matter what one thinks of the monsters, just about anyone can agree that its an improvement over what was

>> No.16281549

>>16281505
I don't tend to think of standard jrpg-land as grimdark.

>> No.16281554

>>16281544
What about monster hunters?

>> No.16281555

>>16281543
I want to shock the world by actually winning a title match that was given to me as a joke.

>> No.16281559

>>16281554
They would still keep their jobs but just use a non-lethal approach except for rare cases.

>> No.16281560

>>16281543
This image is literally perfect

>> No.16281569

I want to call a tall, muscled amazon with plenty of scars cute

>> No.16281570

>>16281543
OOOOH YEAH ONII-CHAN

>> No.16281573
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>You will never watch movies together with your YUGE Demon Onee-san as she nurses some wine
>You will never get thirsty and ask if the lovey-dovey blueberry could educate you on her fridges contents
>She will never instead unbutton her top, setting her massive Calcium Cannons free
>She will never knead a puffy inverted nipple to coax her milk out while staring your soul with her bright red eyes
>She will never implore you to drink from her instead of from some bottle filled with "slutty cow" milk
>She will never wrap you in her wings as drain her azure milktanks by mouth and hand
I'm sad

>> No.16281574

>>16281554
Im sure people of that level of skill at fighting can find new jobs that don't involve going up against giant man eating monsters, and would probably be thankful for their jobs being less deadly and mentally scarring.

>> No.16281575

>>16281573
I'm happy with not having that.

>> No.16281579

>>16281574
Nah mate, monster hunting doesn't attract normal and rational people. The sort of people who become monster hunters are the sort of people who be upset when they can't do it anymore.

>> No.16281588

>>16281573
I'd rather stick my dick between those tits.
I just wanted some juice.

>> No.16281598

>>16281526
But it would affect grifith as well!

>> No.16281602

I'd like to find a whole collection of mini monstergirls, and carry them around in a pimped out doll house.

>> No.16281610

>>16281598
Instant Alp

>> No.16281612

>>16281538
Probably his reaction. Guts has absolutely zero reason to believe that just because something looks like a sexy woman that it's harmless. He'd probably keep splitting women in half on his massive sword, and not in a sexual way.
>>16281598
At least all the yandere subtext wouldn't be so gay then.

>> No.16281617

>>16281610
Not gonna lie, I'd alps.

>> No.16281636

>>16281617
I'd only an Alp if they where a true bombshell.

>> No.16281642

>>16281636
Well, my standards are far lower.

I'd 'reverse trap' alps, pudgy alps, muscle alps, and the others.

>> No.16281649

>>16281642
You are indeed far deeper in the rabbit hole than I.

>> No.16281658

>>16281649
I will gladly take all the rejected alps this thread won't have.

Mostly because, in my book, they meet all the qualities of being a girl.

Such as:
Not having a dick
Having a vagina
Having breasts (even if small)
And being able to get pregnant.

Wouldn't even bully them

>> No.16281672

>>16281658
Yeah they're cool girls and all. I just dont want to see her before pictures.

>> No.16281692

>>16281509
>>16281543
All we need now is a tanuki Vince McMahon.

>It's me, anon!

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>>16280796
>>16280892
>>16280910
>>16280920
>>16280931
Some idiot decides its the time to play this on the jukebox (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek))

>> No.16281725

Good ngiht all, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that drunk monster girls can be taken advantage of, something you should never do.

I mean, look at >>16281702 I could just start stroking her hair in this position!

>> No.16281731

>>16281702
She knows what she's doing that's for sure.

>> No.16281733

>>16281702
Dumb Cow.

>> No.16281740

>>16281702
lewd cow

>> No.16281753

>>16281702
i hope latenight draws more yandere monstergirls! yandere stalker lizardgirl?

>> No.16281755

>>16281672
>Alp's mother pulls out the photo album
>"Aww, our bo- I mean, girl was so cute back then."

>> No.16281763

>>16281733
Factually incorrect. She's a Smart Cow, and she knows exactly what she's doing.

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dullahans are for non lewd activities

>> No.16281792

>>16281786
Dullahans are for reverse throat fucking while she eats herself out, so when you cum she spits it into herself.

>> No.16281811

>>16281786
>You'll never be a monstergirl's big spoon.
>You'll never be a monstergirl's little spoon.
>You'll never be a monstergirl's spoon at all
It hurts so fucking bad.

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>>16281811
>tfw in another universe a cute Christmas cake mg is wishing to be held by some one loving and caring
can't wait for 2017....

>> No.16281891

>>16281880
I want to fuck the shit out of Konata's teacher

>> No.16281894

>>16281880
>2017 rolls around
>nothing happens because the eggheads forgot to carry the 1 and they got the year wrong
Gee, thanks.

>> No.16281897

>>16281880
So, given it's just a couple weeks away, I must ask.

When 2017 has come and gone, what's gonna be our little "Doomsday" shtick afterwards? For that matter, are people gonna start saying a more specific date as we delve into 2017?

>> No.16281901

>>16281897
I don't know anon I just want monster girls

>> No.16281918

>>16281880
>Tfw getting a 3d girlfriend

>> No.16281925

>>16281897
KC will publicly apologize and promise to never make another encyclopedia entry. Most monster girl "fans" will get off the bandwagon. The few of us who remain will drift from brief revival to revival, and eventually head west after Alp's martyrdom.

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>>16281918
have fun with that bad end

>> No.16281929

>>16281925
>Alp's martyrdom
Wait, what?

>> No.16281933

>>16281918
It's too late for you, when the day comes you will be left behind.

You already made your choice

>> No.16281938

>>16281897
Its always been my opinion that we've been a year off.

2018 soon boys.

>> No.16281939

>>16281929
After KC's retirement, Alp will emerge as our new spiritual liege. Unfortunately his rapid hatred of religion and wicked perversions will earn the ire of the NWO, who will imprison him and later murder him in a staged prison escape.
After that I will lead the faithful to a new Zion.

>> No.16281941

I want to have my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru put on their matching shcool-style swimsuits so I can give them an oil bath!

>> No.16281943

>>16281939
This is confusing and frightening to me.

>> No.16281946

>>16281943
All shall be fine, my dear mongoloid child.

>> No.16281948

>>16281941
No anon that's wrong.

They give YOU an oiled-up rub-down in the swimsuits. Which should be white.
Okay the last part is mostly my own appeal. Anubis waifu. Delicious brown skin. White swimsuit going a bit translucent with the oil. It's tops.

>> No.16281949

>>16281946
I don't think it is, Brigham Young.

>> No.16281954

>>16281948
>That spoiler
>No lewd Anubis to give you a soapland bath.
>You'll never hear her whisper lewd things into your ear as her hand starts going beneath the belt
FUCK.

>> No.16281961

>>16281949
If you want your waifu, you've gotta put on these magic underpants.

>> No.16281965

>>16281948
>spoiler
But if I'm the one getting rubbed, how can have a pretense for tickling them and groping them all over? I mean, they can and likely would rub up all over me as they get more and more excited, but it's kind of hard to squeeze their shiny, slippery chests and butts or slip my fingers between their legs and fondle their lady lips when I'm pinned down and getting massaged by them.

Also, they have both white suits and blue suits, but I was envisioning them in the white ones when I made the post. Good taste there.

>> No.16281988

>>16281918
My condolences. Is there anything I can post to help you through these hard times?

>> No.16281995

>>16281988
You sound smart, how do I get a 3D Onee-chan?

>> No.16282008

>>16281995
The PD is relative. If you want a 3D waifu, you must descent beyond the reached of 3DPD. You must become 4DPD. Then, and only then will 3 be tolerable.

>> No.16282017

>>16281918
What species would she turn to if exposed to volatile energies?

>> No.16282026

>>16281954
Yes anon. Truly ours is an existence based in misery and disappointment.

>>16281965
I think a little back-and-forth touchy-feely-ness is inevitable, regardless of which party is in which position.
>I was envisioning them in the white ones when I made the post. Good taste there.
Well, we can agree on that much then.

>> No.16282028

>>16280167
Why is she so impressed? What did you show her?

>> No.16282030

>>16281918
The way you phrase that, and the fact of what you're responding to, almost makes it sound as though you simply fell into this situation.

I thus find myself curious as to how you arrived at these circumstances.
Go on anon, how'd you meet?

>> No.16282031

>>16282030
>falling for chad's attempts to seem like one of us

>> No.16282036

>>16282030
This isn't a blog, faggot.

>> No.16282038
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16282038

I am the God who arranges the blocks that descend for me from up above~
I spin them around until they fit in the ground like D in V~

>> No.16282042

>>16282038
! !

>> No.16282043

>>16282036
Bullshit. This thread turned into a circle-jerking social affair long ago.

>> No.16282045

>>16282043
It's porn, anon. Of course we're jerking off.

>> No.16282049

>>16282038
The only Anubises I know that play video games are disgusting NEETs who've given up on getting a husband. These aren't the kind of girls you want to be hanging around Anon, some of them don't even have well-maintained Hime-cuts!

>> No.16282054

>>16282038
>Anubis-senpai's tail is agitated
>Have I done something wrong?

>> No.16282058

>>16282054
She just got an L-block when there was no room for it. Pharaoh's orders are not reasonable.

>> No.16282059

>>16282043
Liked and subscrib gr8 kontent dude :D

>> No.16282070

>>16282038
>You'll never accidentally catch an Anubis singing and bellydancing in her room.
>She'll never spot you, start blushing furiously, then grab you and throw you on her bed.
>She'll never pin you to her bed and get in your face threatening to make your life hell if you tell anyone what you saw.
>She'll never become suddenly aware of something poking her ass and notice you've popped a boner.
>You'll never try to cover yourself by saying that anyone would get hard if a sexy beauty like her pinned them down.
>You'll never end up triggering her monster instincts and getting raped all day and night as she forces her tongue into your mouth.
>You'll never wake up the next day in the afternoon to find out that the first thing she did when she woke up was to loudly declare you her boyfriend and to have all your things moved from your servant quarters to a room in her estate.
>She'll never cuddle you with a big smile on her face every night as she sits in your lap and plays video games.
Fuck man. Fuck.

>> No.16282077

>>16282049
But anon, NEET Anubi have the plumpest most perfect for facesitting asses and just the right amount of chub to be cute!
They're also the most likely to have fantasies of a slave pushing them down and raping them, the deviants.

>> No.16282084

>>16282054
>tfw messy room

I'm gonna get an earful if she shows up

>> No.16282099

>No human women to throw to the lilims to see what happens

>> No.16282106

>>16282077
Chubby Anubises are truly the ultimate waifu.

>> No.16282108

>>16282084
I feel you anon. I'm not the messiest of people by far, but I'm still sort of having an inner crisis because I feel like my lazy attitude about cleaning would disappoint my waifu.

>> No.16282110

Would monstergirls save certain human women with excellent genetics, to make more sons?

>> No.16282115

>>16282099
Cononical yuri to pump her full of enough demon energy to turn her into a quivering succubus begging for a cock to fill her up.

>> No.16282119

>>16282110
I don't know. It's part of my headcanon that some monstergirl families would keep a human girl slave in the basement or something in case they want a son.

>> No.16282122

>>16282115
>Cononical yuri

This is my new fetish.

>> No.16282123
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16282123

Oni.

>> No.16282125

>>16282123
aww JEEZ...

>> No.16282126

>>16282099
A typical lilim would think "she'd be better and happier if she's a MG!" or something.

>> No.16282127

>>16274262
I agree

Its like the difference between persuaded suicide, and flat out murder.

>> No.16282129

>>16282106
Just imagine if her Pharaoh childhood friend stumbles upon the two of you indulging in her rape roleplay fetish and misunderstands.
She'd make the Pharaoh and her Khepris participate since they're husbandless virgins too.

>> No.16282134

>>16282110
Not in MGE, in other more grim settings that could be a possibility
You could even have human farms

>>16282123
Rhymes with mommy.

>> No.16282135

>>16282119
Too much trouble.

>> No.16282141

>>16282126
>"St-stay away from me!"
>"Aw, but you look so sad. Is it because you don't have a boyfriend? Because that boy over there can't commit?"
>"H-how? Wait, why are you hands glowing? What are you doing?"
>"Don't worry~ This spell isn't going to hurt you dear, quite the opposite. Can you feel the corruption seeping in? It won't hurt, I promise."
>"You'll need some spirit energy to really jumpstart the transformation though. Now go take what you've been craving."

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16282145

I've caught a cow! Now to start my farm!

>> No.16282148

>>16282145
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING BEHIND HER IT'S HUGE OH GOD IT'S THE MARSHMALLOW MAN!

>> No.16282153

>>16282145
Source?

>> No.16282155

>>16282145
Be careful anon, though she may be tiny she's stronger than she looks.

>> No.16282160
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>>16282153
I don't actually know.

>> No.16282162

>>16282141
>not many stories about having sex with a girl while shes transforming

>> No.16282163

>>16282148

It's too late for her. Better run.

>> No.16282164

>>16282070
I'd question why you're some kind of live-in servant in this scenario, but there's so much "Yes" here aside, I'll just overlook it.

>> No.16282171

>>16282145
Got an uncensored version?

>> No.16282173

>>16281897
It never fails that there is a Doomsday prediction within 5 years of a current date. So expect to hear some bullshit about the revival of a God of Death and a portal to all five of the Chinese Hells or something soon.

Then people will meme about "Jinko soon fellow monster lover."

>> No.16282176

>>16282173
That just means we have eternal hope. You would take that from us?

>> No.16282180

>>16282171
Na, last time I imgur'd I got banned.

Sorry.

>> No.16282184
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>>16282123
Not a fan but I could settle for a petit one. Still don't think we'd be compatible.

>> No.16282187

>>16282180
>last time I imgur'd I got banned.
Who the hell did you piss off? I don't think I've ever heard of a ban for linking.

>> No.16282188

>>16282184
I don't trust that suspicious thigh liquid.

>> No.16282190

>>16282164
Because cute Ojou-samas who go full deredere for the one they love are S-Tier girls.

>> No.16282193

>>16282184
That oni has thighs that could smother a man.
Which I would gladly invite her to do.

>> No.16282200

>>16282176
After you live through about four of them, it just becomes something to get a little entertainment out of, especially when you have an actual once in a lifetime event like the year 2000 happen pretty recently.

The next one even close to that big will be 2031 for the Jesus anniversary.

It's just Mayan calendars, soothsayer prophesies and minor religious memes until then. So kick back and enjoy the sideshows.

>> No.16282208

>>16282200
>Once in a lifetime
The advent of a millennium is more like once in ~20 lifetimes.

>> No.16282211

>>16282200
I have been through at least that many, I was just saying there's no point in pissing on our clearly make believe parade. Besides, it's fun to joke about at least.

>> No.16282214

>>16282187
I'm not sure, maybe I got report spammed or something.

>> No.16282218
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16282218

Modest maids who have lewd fantasies.

>> No.16282223

>>16282218
That is lewd.

She even imagined herself with large breasts.

>> No.16282224

>>16282218
*Most maids have lewd fantasies

>> No.16282230

>>16282218
>Dragon maid
>Her hoard has dried up, she has to get work
>It's demeaning, but her master is kind
>She begins to fantasize about him
>It's wrong, why would a dragon have such perverse thoughts about a human
>But he's so kind
>He treats her like a proud woman, not some hired help
>And he's so attractive
>And it's not like she doesn't have needs...
I want to help a dragon maid fulfill her lewd fantasies

>> No.16282240

>>16282218
o-oh my

>> No.16282242

>>16282230
That just makes me ant to give her the one part of her hoard she could never part with.

It's a wedding ring. You were expecting a ring, right?

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>>16282218

oh god you can't post that here
jesus anon

>> No.16282258

What would your maid have to do for you to promote her to wife?

>> No.16282267

>>16282258
get pregnant.

>> No.16282276
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>navel licking
I was not prepared for this.

>> No.16282281
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>>16282258
Do an exceptional job, but don't treat it like a job. I want her to be a loving, motherly & caring figure, not because it's her job, but just because she is. Don't just do the job, but want to legitimately make me happy and be around me. I little flirtatious and playful, but no crossing the lines (yet). Going as close as we can, but always just barely holding back. And then, when I put that ring around her finger one night, everything boils over and we just get swept up.

Also, being a holst with a particularly ample chest she'd let me milk wouldn't hurt her chances.

>>16282267
Pretty low bar as far as monsters go, don'tcha think?

>> No.16282284

>>16282267
But that would imply that you have sex with your maid

>>16282276
Monster girls have the best and most lickable navels
I love the way KC draws them

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>>16282276
It is my dream to take a nap by resting my head on cool, flat snake-belly.

>> No.16282409

>>16282395
I just want a cute Lamia to lay on top of me and coil around me for entirely non-sexual purposes.
I want to feel her face nuzzling against mine and cuddle with her lazily on the weekend.

>> No.16282429
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>>16282409
Get yourself a python girl. Big, long, thick body, cute as a button, and master of the full-body hug.

>> No.16282430

>that moment you finally git gud at souls games
I don't know if my waifu would understand, but I'm sure she's happy with me

>> No.16282432
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16282432

What is it about freckles and braids that vexes me so?

>> No.16282436

>>16282430
Make her understand. Give her the controller.

>> No.16282442
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>>16282430
>Have a plan
>Run plan
>Fail
>Revise
>Run new plan
>Repeat until successful
You just applied the scientific method to your life. If she's a lich I'm sure she'd be proud of you.

>> No.16282444

>>16282429
I want a chubby Python Lamia to sneak into my house to rape me only to stick around the next morning and end up becoming my girlfriend.
I want to spend a whole day just cuddling with her and watching old nostalgic cartoons and playing video games from the comfort of my bed.

>> No.16282451

>>16282444
Like, does she rape you and then hang around, or does she go in there wanting to rape you, only to figuratively say 'fuck it' and curl up in bed with you?

>> No.16282452

>>16282442
No, no, the very specific moment I got gud was when I learned how to parry just now. For the longest time I thought I had to parry as the weapon was swung, just before I got hit. Only now do I realise I need to parry before hand, and be hit while the parry frames are active.

>> No.16282460

>>16282451
She went in with the intent to rape, but it turned more tender than she was expecting.

>> No.16282474

>>16282281
>Loving Holst maid who lets you milk her
Wife material for sure

>>16282444
A lot of relationship start out this way

>> No.16282503
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16282503

A pair of cosplaying lolionis appears.
What do?

>> No.16282508

>>16282503
Start talking like I'm at a renaissance fair.

>> No.16282518

>>16282503
>[x] cum inside

>> No.16282525

>>16282503
Request the location of the loli golem normally dressed in the pink outfit.

>> No.16282530

>>16282525
You're just going to stuff her with lewd command lines, aren't you?

>> No.16282532
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>>16282518
Which one?

>> No.16282533

>>16282503
Look at this little oni on the right. Who but a degenerate would let their daughter dress like this?

>> No.16282534

>>16282532
>Which one?
Yes.

>> No.16282550

>>16282530
Nah.

Little homunculi are lewd enough on their own.

>> No.16282556

>>16282550
Loli Lust?

>> No.16282566
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>>16282503
>[x] impregnate

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>>16282550
DELETE THIS

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>>16282586
Kuro does far, far, far, far too many things to my dick.

>> No.16282608

>>16282586
>>16282605
Who the hell is this fiend? Get her to a nunnery!

>> No.16282649
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16282649

I remember someone once having this idea of taking a bunch of Living Dolls, dressing them up like gothic lolitas and shrinking them down so they could live in a dollhouse.
Is anyone able or willing to write such a thing?

>> No.16282651

>>16282586
>>16282605
I think Baphomet Kuro would destroy my dick forever.

>> No.16282662

>>16282649
Go find some other schmendrick to do things for free, Goldberg.

>> No.16282666

>>16282662
I was just asking because I want to do it and didn't want to step on anyone's toes.

>> No.16282675

>>16282666
>translation: I want to boast about this super great fantastic idear I have while at the same time looking humble and considerate
Why are writefags such fags?

>> No.16282678

>>16282675
It's not my idea though, I stole it. I even said I stole it.
Why are you so negative? Did a writefag diddle your mom or something?

>> No.16282680

>>16282666
Fair enough.
>>16282675
>everything has to have a negative spin on it because I hate life
Anon please.

>> No.16282691
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16282691

Pinky is lewd.

>> No.16282698

>>16282691
Why is it okay to be named after one horrible monster (Pinky) but not after another (Alien Queen)?

>> No.16282702

>>16282605
>>16282586
Why do so many people love Kuro yet Houris are getting ignored?
Are love angels not lewd enough?

>> No.16282712

>>16282702
There are some pretty significant differences between them.

>> No.16282726

>>16282691
I wouldn't want to be seen in public with a girl that boasts horns like these
We'll be the laughing stock of the town

>>16282712
Sure, but Houris are delicious brown with pink hair too this should be enough to get them over

>> No.16282730

>>16282726
>We'll be the laughing stock of the town
It's okay anon, she's a hero.

>> No.16282737

>>16282726
>Muslims
>not perflat
Houris are shit.

>> No.16282743

>>16282702
They are muslims

>> No.16282747

>>16282726
>Sure, but Houris are delicious brown with pink hair too this should be enough to get them over
They are just brown angels but more explodey. And there's nothing saying an angel can't be brown.

>> No.16282762

>>16282737
>>16282743
Eros did nothing wrong

>>16282747
Would you really take an angel who keeps talking about justice, right and wrong and sins over one who just wants to shower you in love?

>> No.16282771

>>16282747
I would touch a brown angel.

>> No.16282777

>>16282762
>Would you really take an angel who keeps talking about justice, right and wrong and sins over one who just wants to shower you in love?
I was going to argue with you, and went to the profile to see if I could find anything. Only I realized that Angels don't have a profile. What's written there is just all about their descent into a fallen angel. Nowhere does it state how they behave in a state before they begin to fall

>> No.16282786

>>16282038
Going to worship that Anubis!

>> No.16282792

>>16282777
>people actually think MGE has better worldbuilding than Praxis

>> No.16282797

>>16282777
Kinda? iirc, the basic "Angels" of the MGE are later referenced to still be categorized under Eros' kin. They are sent down as, essentially, "Rewards" for do-gooders. The good Samaritan-types I should image, rather than the heroic sort that attract Valkyries. Throw a little MAMONO MANA at 'em and their corruption is, indeed, quite inevitable.

This differs from the Houri who are more self-driven in their search and desire for love, even before the Succubus Age. So basically while originally it was the Houri who would bring the gift of love, while "Angels" were probably more of an aide or some such, the coming of the Succubus Overlord basically removed the distinctions between them. Thus the difference becomes that "Angels" are more inherently corruptible, falling further and further, while Houri are love-freaks whether corrupt or not. A fact even pointed out at the end of the Houri's profile.

>> No.16282830

>>16282797
>Kinda? iirc, the basic "Angels" of the MGE are later referenced to still be categorized under Eros' kin. They are sent down as, essentially, "Rewards" for do-gooders. The good Samaritan-types I should image, rather than the heroic sort that attract Valkyries. Throw a little MAMONO MANA at 'em and their corruption is, indeed, quite inevitable.
Read the profile before trying to talk about canon lore. Different angels serve different gods.

They are celestial messengers and heaven's death squad chiefly. One of their roles was to give good samaritans happiness, but in whichever form isn't mentioned. Maybe in the past they offered some kind of blessing upon the said good dooer's household. Maybe their image enough was to bring happiness. Or perhaps they served the man. Obviously, in current day MGE, happiness constitutes a good dick sucking.

Eros HAS angels, but not all angels belong to eros.

>> No.16282852

>>16282792
>Praxis
>Even using it ironically

>> No.16282857

>>16282830
>Different angels serve different gods
>Eros HAS angels, but not all angels belong to eros.
Yeah... couldn't find anything about that. Granted it would make sense given other statements; such as there being a strict hierarchy of angels; profile "Angels" occupying the lowest rung, but still.

Otherwise, messengers yes, "Death Squad" seems a bit of an inference. It says they'll join Heroic Parties, and are wont to punish what they perceive as wrongful behavior, but "Death Squad" still seems a tad of a leap.

Other than that we seem to be in agreement.

>> No.16282862

>>16282857
*occupying the lowest rung and being the most common
The explicit statement of them being common among the wider defined angelic species, that was the important bit I meant to cite.

>> No.16282868

>>16282857
>Angels, like the valkyries, are celestial servants of the Gods
>Non-corrupted angels count as lesser divinities, and they live in Heaven, in the castle towns of their patron deity [1]. Angels' duties depend on the nature of the specific god they serve [2]; for example, Eros' angels visit humans for romantic purposes even without succubus influence. But in general, angels' most common duties are to serve as messengers. Committed to the Chief God's teachings, angels are merciful creatures with a profound distaste towards lust and violence, although they may pick up a sword for the sake of smiting monsters.

>> No.16282871

>>16282868
>>16282857
>Aside from that, it is said that they sometimes accompany the church on monster slaying expeditions. Since they faithfully uphold the teachings of god, they're abstemious, and extremely negative towards human desire and monsters. For that reason, they're merciful, with a fundamental distaste for fighting, yet they will still make an effort to mete out punishment in the name of god.

>> No.16282895

>>16282868
>Patron Deity
>Specific God they serve
>Eros' angels visit humans for romantic purposes even without succubus influence.
Mkay, thanks for that.

>>16282871
Still hardly screams "Death Squad".

But anyway, semantics aside, let's talk semantics!
Given it seems like there's little discernible difference between them besides rank and potentially appearance, which would you rather?
An Eros Angel, or a Houri?

>> No.16282900

>>16282895
>Still hardly screams "Death Squad".
Yeah more like DICKSQUAD lmao

>> No.16282901
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16282901

I made a sorter for the game Monster Girl Quest if anyone's interested http://kamuro.xyz/sorter

>> No.16282903

>>16282895
>Mkay, thanks for that.
What do you mean by this? Seems somewhat sarcastic.

>which would you rather? An Eros Angel, or a Houri?
Neither. If I HAD to go with eros, then Cupid. But preferrable, I'd go for an angel that works for the death squads.

>> No.16282912

>>16282903
>What do you mean by this?
Exactly that. Thanks for the citations. Admittedly I realized it sounded rather sarcastic (Probably the "Mkay"), but just didn't feel like changing my wording.

>But preferrable, I'd go for an angel that works for the death squads.
You are really set on this death squad thing aren't you? Well, if any angel were to be more on the smite-happy side, maybe one serving under Ares or some such...

>> No.16282914

>>16282901
MGQ isn't worth a sorter. You should have a top Five at the very most.
1. Kraken
2. Erubetie
3. Shellfish girl
4. Little Kitsune
5. Beelzebub

>> No.16282922

>>16282912
>Ares
Nah. They'd be warlike sure, and formidible warriors, but I want an angel that serves directly under the chief goddess herself. The kind that smites ALL the heresy, y'know? There's warlike and then there's downright fanatical.

>> No.16282929

>>16282914
Loli vamp
Loli kitsune
Loli lamia
Loli dragon
Loli mermaid princess

>> No.16282938

>>16282901
Thanks for reminding me I hadn't updated the MGE one.
http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/
Now up to date with Trumpart, hadn't been touched since Phantom.

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>>16282914
True, but some people like to make these things and I was bored & had a lot of free time

>> No.16282946

>Spider just casually walks over my keyboard from one end to another
>Goes under keyboard
>Lift keyboard
>It's not anywhere to be found
Fucking arachnes what do you WANT

>> No.16282949

>>16282946
Those spiders are jut magical familiars. Small scouts are all the arachne kingdom can slip though the widening tear between their reality and ours. they're watching you shitpost

>> No.16282950

>>16282946
The dick

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>>16282946
Anon, I think that spider may have been spliced with a Cheshire.

I hope you're ready for Cheshire-Ushis once the portal opens.

>> No.16282970

>>16282957
I need to be dominated by a Ushi-Oni. Need her to treat me like a little girl. I want to be her bitch.

>> No.16282985
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16282985

Will you give Humpty Egg a chance?

>> No.16282986
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>>16282970

>> No.16282989

>>16282985
No.

>> No.16282992

>>16282985
Not a fan of slimes desu senpai

>> No.16282996

>>16282985
Not a fan of loli. Not a fan of unborn foetuses

>> No.16283002

So what do you guys think of Crab's artstyle? (Simply asking because his new Monster Musume chapter got released).

You guys think it's good or bad?

>> No.16283019
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>>16282985
I wasn't a fan of them when kc first posted the profile but I'm not as opposed to them as I once was.
>>16283002
He's great, he just needs to quit drawing furry noses on girls that aren't even furries.

>> No.16283023

>>16283002
>new chapter

Saw it. And,
>those moth girls
>leech girls
>mosquito girls
>Minotaur
>Onis

Muh dick.

>> No.16283025

>>16282985
A chance? Sure.
Will I like them? no.

>> No.16283033
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Do Sabbath girls resort to bullying tactics?
Onee-Baphos are just a myth after all, so are they all actually just jealous?

>> No.16283039

>>16283033
Probably.

>> No.16283047

>>16282989
Why?

>>16282992
>>16282996
Then it can't be helped

>>16283019
Same here, I used to think of them as inferior slimes but they are growing up on me

>>16283025
Good man, every monster girl out there deserves at least a chance

>> No.16283059

Help! I have an addiction to blood sucking girls. What do I do?

>> No.16283064

>>16283047
I'm not into crazy wonderland girls at much, I think slimes are meh and lolis are at the bottom of my list.
And I don't like the way they are.

>> No.16283065

>>16283059
have a phlebotomist remove all your blood

>> No.16283076

>>16283033
I don't think the Sabbath targets non-loli monsters, it's far from the best way to spread their religion
They aggressively target men, turn them into lolicon and then monster girls voluntarily adopt the religion to get a husband

>>16283059
Just give up and go pump a Vamp Mosquito full of children

>> No.16283078

>>16283033
Baphomet, Sabbath, Nii-Nii, Nii-san, Onii-sama, what does it matter? When the Dark Mage page gets scanned and translated, it will be as though they never existed.

>> No.16283091

>>16283059
Bloodflate a vampire.

>> No.16283095

>>16283091
>>16283065

But that could kill me!

>> No.16283105

>>16282949
>>16282950
>>16282957
Fucking great. As if being stared at from the ceiling when I go to sleep wasn't enough. These spiders are really pushing our truce against other bugs.

Their benefit from the deal is the bugs they get to capture, what more could they want?

>> No.16283107

>>16283059
Stop yourself before you get too into blood play.

>> No.16283111

>>16283095
Just get a lich to the near and you should be fine.

>> No.16283117

>>16283064
Too bad, I'm surprised to see people who dislike slimes I thought they were the one species everyone liked to some extent

>>16283078
It's already scanned and on sadpanda
We got summaries for most of the other girls but Dark Mage got left out
Her profile reference a page in MGE1 which seems to be Witch or Baphomet so we might get some interesting relation between them

>> No.16283127

>>16283117
Well, I don't dislike them, I just find them uninteresting.
Sure, they can do all kinds of crazy shit but for me they are pretty normal.

>> No.16283133
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So I just got done reading Terry Pratchett's Wintersmith and I can't help but think how neat a story it would make if the genders were reversed and it was a nice lady anthropomorphic personification of winter who was trying to woo a boy with ice roses and him-shaped snowflakes.
Anyone here into Yuki-Onnas and Ice Queens and Glacies?

>> No.16283136
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16283136

How do you go about telling your Kiki that you want her to take a break for christmas?

>> No.16283142

>>16283136
I wrap her up in ribbons and pour candle-wax on her while keeping a mistletoe above her cunny so I have to keep kissing her there.

>> No.16283143

>>16283105
Unsightly images of you so when the Happening happens, they'll have leverage over you.

>> No.16283146

>>16283136
My kiki? I just walk up to her and say it. She likes to keep everything clean, but she isn't addicted to it.

>> No.16283162

>>16283107
>blood play

Isn't that a default for anons with vampfus?

>> No.16283176

>>16283133
My first waifu was Yukime from Hell Teacher Nube back when was in 5th grade so yes.

>> No.16283181

>>16283176
Tell me about wintery goodness. I can't have any because the snows are melting again and there's bugs flying about like it wasn't winter.

>> No.16283202

>>16283162
What is bloodplay? Is is literaly playing with blood? Because my waifu;s mother taught her not to play with her food

>> No.16283206

>>16283162
Shit. The idea of a mosqituo girl or vampire sucking my blood and then retracting with saliva and spit around my wound and stringing to her mouth just does it for me.

Do I need to visit a flayer?

>> No.16283211

>>16283206
Have you ever had tinnitus? That's the sound of the 'flayer tentacle boring into your brain

>> No.16283217

>>16283211
[Spoiler]This really shouldn't be getting me aroused[/spoiler]

>> No.16283219
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16283219

i never understood this image, i had to gently "bully" her mother to make you dammit

you should be asking for more little sisters not none

>> No.16283223

>>16283219
Maybe that was directed to another Damphir who's targeting her mom.

>> No.16283234

>>16283219
But I want to by bullied by a vampire.

>> No.16283244

>>16283217
Same here. Have I been flayed?

>> No.16283246

>>16283244
To repeat myself: have you ever had tinnitus?

>> No.16283255

>>16283219
Maybe her mom raped a random guy and got pregnant.

>> No.16283256

>>16283246
shit

>> No.16283260

>>16283256
It's fine anon. Really. Are you not happy? The next upgrade may fix that.

>> No.16283272

>>16280558
By the skin of your ass.

>> No.16283278

>>16280558
Magic chastity belt. Or homeschooling would probably become a popular option

>> No.16283281

>>16283219
its cause everyone has forgotten the second photo with the caption "bully me instead"
poor mute Dhampir.

>> No.16283284

>>16283281
Isn't the "bully me instead" a picture of an Alp?

>> No.16283289
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16283289

With today comes a new wife picture! Slightly Christmas themed, just in time.

>> No.16283294

>>16283289
Memo?

>> No.16283304

>>16283284
there are several variations however they were secondary to the mute dhampir, i believe. my memory is a little foggy.

>> No.16283305

>>16283294
http://itou-memo.tumblr.com/
You can usually check my twitter for links to artist's pages and such, as well.

>> No.16283307

>>16283305
Oh, I thought she was writing a memo about something.

>> No.16283314

>>16283289
What is the max number of eyes a gazer can have?

>> No.16283325

>>16283314
She only has 10, though it might be possible to hide a few, it might be possible to construct a few more with magic.
Very rarely do I encounter artists who draw more than ~8.

>> No.16283331

>>16283314
How many eyes does she need to appreciate your cuteness from every angle at once?

>> No.16283334

>>16283325
If I ever get good at drawing I will draw her with 99 eyes.

>> No.16283337
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16283337

>Anon! The spell! Undo it!
Do you even know how?

>> No.16283343

>>16283337
The only way to remove the spell is with a kiss.

>> No.16283346

>>16283337
An Oomukade turned human? Or is this just some sexy version of Skullgreymon?

>> No.16283347

>>16283337
Whats the spell?
Doesn't look like anything I did, unless it was that delayed breast growth spell.

>> No.16283368

>>16283347
This poses an interesting question, why would anyone learn lewd magic in MG land when you could go down generic wizardry?

>> No.16283369

>>16283337
Even if I did I wouldn't do it.

>> No.16283378

>>16283368
>why would anyone learn lewd magic in MG land when you could go down generic wizardry?
Did anyone else just hear every Lich in the world groaning in unison?

>> No.16283384

>>16283378
Lewd magic is so shit though. I would definitely go with the lightining and ice spells.

>> No.16283390

>>16283378
It's like >>16283384 said, why would you specialize in making folks spontaneously orgasm or minor body modifications when you could shoot lightning or teleport

>> No.16283392

>>16283384
>cast chain lightning on a group of Raiju
Well congratulations, you managed to get yourself surrounded by horny sluts. What's the next part of your master plan?

>> No.16283395

>>16283392
Not getting noogied again hopefully. Thing hurts like hell.

>> No.16283399

>>16283392
>Proceed to make a raiju clan with you as the patriarch

what could go wrong?

>> No.16283403

>>16283392
Easy, he keeps zapping till they ahego.

>> No.16283409 [DELETED] 

Don't lie anons would you a awkward curvy muscled alp?
>inb4 man

>> No.16283412

>>16283392
Cast it again.

>> No.16283414 [DELETED] 

>>16283409
Well you see anon I already masturbate, hyuk-hyuk!

>> No.16283420 [DELETED] 

>>16283409
If your question starts with "don't lie", then you have already decided the answer and won't accept anything else.
So I'm not answering that.

>> No.16283421 [DELETED] 

>>16283409
Probably.
I'd ask her to be my lifting buddy first though.
She can spot me while I do bench press and squats

>> No.16283434 [DELETED] 

>>16283409
>tranny shit
Off yourself

>> No.16283436 [DELETED] 

>>16283434
Now would be a very good time to go fly a kite, kid.

>> No.16283439

>>16283392
Cumming in these wombs.
WITH NO CONTRACEPTIVES

>> No.16283444

>>16283439
in ALL OF THEM?

>> No.16283449 [DELETED] 

>>16283409
>Curvy
>Muscled
So a strongfat alp?

>> No.16283450 [DELETED] 

>>16283409
>awkward
>muscly
Yes
>alp
/fit/ detected
also probably still.

>> No.16283453

>>16283444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBKXu3Kg4yg

>> No.16283454

>>16283453
Leon is a top-tier movie.

>> No.16283480 [DELETED] 

>>16283436
Trannyshits are truly worse than furryfags. At least furries know their stuff is shit and don't bother posting it.
>inb4 it's canon MGE. Deal with it
So are furries

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16283484

>>16283480
Alps are here! They're queer! Get used to it!

>> No.16283485

>>16283454
Goes without saying.

>> No.16283492 [DELETED] 

>>16283484
Alps are for giving various dairy products to improve their figures....or make it easier to tease them

>> No.16283493

>>16283485
Didn't the Americans get a different cut?

>> No.16283505

>>16283143
The happening...?

>> No.16283509

>>16283505
Yeah, you know. When all the plants decide they've had enough of our shit and then Mark Wahlberg is driving around.

>> No.16283521

>>16283509
Oh fucking hell. I hate it when that happens.

I just hope it doesn't happen on a Sunday like last time.

>> No.16283552

It's 50F/10C in my office today and all I want is to huddle together with my waifu for warmth.

>> No.16283559

>>16283552
It's 35ºC in here and I want my waifu's cool scales.

>> No.16283570
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16283570

>>16283552
>tfw comfy -40ºC

>> No.16283571

>>16283552
It's -29C outside, and I've got to go out there pretty soon. I wish I had my waifu's paws to keep my hands warm.

>> No.16283585

So Anons, which do you value more in an MG?

Innocent or Lewd?
Dependent or Independent?
Tall or Short?
Genki or Monotone?
Fur or Scales?
Muscle or Pudge?
Pale or Tanned?
Long hair or Short hair?
Dominant or Submissive?
Business or Casual?
"Good" or "Evil"?

>> No.16283591

>>16283585
Average, a bit lewd when flirting
Independent
Average
Genki, but not too much
Scales
Muscle
Just an itsy bitsy tanned
Long hair
Switch
Casual
Neutral

Can you guess my waifu?

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16283593

>>16283484
Just like furries

>> No.16283594

>>16283585
>Innocent or Lewd?
Yes.
>Dependent or Independent?
A bit of both.
>Tall or Short?
Short.
>Genki or Monotone?
Genki, definitely.
>Fur or Scales?
Fur.
>Muscle or Pudge?
Pudge is softer and more huggable.
>Pale or Tanned?
Pale.
>Long hair or Short hair?
Long.
>Dominant or Submissive?
Submissive the vast majority of the time, but occasionally dominant since that's nice too.
>Business or Casual?
Casual mostly, but some business once in awhile is cute.
>"Good" or "Evil"?
'Good", I can't see my waifu being anything else unless she's cosplaying with our daughteru or something.

>> No.16283600

>>16283585
Innocent

Independent

Tall

Monotone

Fur

Muscle

Tanned

Long hair

Dominant

Casual (Although I do love business clothing)

"Evil" I guess? Evil in the sense she owns mummy slaves?

>> No.16283612

>>16283600
Scratch that

Lewd*

>> No.16283617

>>16283585
Innocent
Tie
Tie
Genki
Tie
Tie
Tie
Long
Tie
Business
Good

>> No.16283618

>>16283600
>Evil in the sense she owns mummy slaves?
How dastardly!

>> No.16283625

>>16283570
I need a Yeti so I can use her paws as mittens

>> No.16283676

>>16283617
How do you tie between dominant and submissive?

>> No.16283684

>>16283676
Not him, but I'm dominant towards loli and submissive for big girls. Maybe it's like that.

>> No.16283690

>>16283585
Lewd
Both
Short
Monotone
Scales
Pudge
Pale
Long hair
Submissive
Casual
Evil

>> No.16283701

>>16283585
>Lewd
>Dependent
>No preference
>Middle ground
>Fur
>Muscles, though light pudge/healthy is fine
>Tan
>Long hair
>Sub
>Casual
>Good

>> No.16283707
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16283707

what is the best gift i could give to my nerdy mofu wife?

>> No.16283714

>>16283707
I would say a heavenly brush.

>> No.16283715

>>16283585
Might aswell ask some questions.

>dependent or independent
Tell me anons. Why do you like independent or Dependent?

>Genki or Monotone
Why do you like Genki or Monotone?

>Dominant or Submissive
Why do you like Dominant or submissive?

>Business or casual
Why do you like Business or casual?

>Good or Evil
And again, Why do you like Good girls or Evil girls?

>> No.16283720

>>16283707
NES classic, if you can find one.

>> No.16283721

>>16283707
You could tie her to a chair and throw tiny rocks at her.

>> No.16283725

>>16283715
>Why?
Because.

>> No.16283728

>>16283585
Lewd
Independent,she could handle home if i am away
Tall for smothering and spoon
Genki
Either works but i say fur
Healthy is fine, a mix of both pudge and muscles
Pale unless its a dark elf
Long hair for brushing
A mix of both,one day she is dominatrix the other submissive
Casual
Define good or evil?

>> No.16283734

>>16283721
>Tie to a chair
YES

>throw rocks
oh...nevermind i wanted to stroke her tail and rub behind her ears until she lost it

>> No.16283739

>>16283734
You could do that too I guess. I bet you could put her in some nice breast bondage and grope her too, I mean look at those tits.

>> No.16283791

>>16283585
>Innocent or Lewd?
Lewd, it's the reason I got into monster girls.
>Dependent or Independent?
Somewhere inbetween? Able to do her own thing and be confident about it but still lunge at me for attention the moment I come through the door.
>Tall or Short?
No preference.
>Genki or Monotone?
Somewhere between.
>Fur or Scales?
Fur or chitin, I'm torn between them.
>Muscle or Pudge?
Really I'm more of a fan of athletic looking types or just regular looking body types.
>Pale or Tanned?
Highly depends on the type of monster girl.
>Long hair or Short hair?
Long.
>Dominant or Submissive?
Dominant or lewd and seductive and pushy about it, either is fine.
>Business or Casual?
Casual all the way.
>"Good" or "Evil"?
I'm more fond of the types that doesn't give a shit about the world around them and just wants to get on with their own life.

>> No.16283810

>>16283721
why though?

>> No.16283822

>>16283810
To see the confused and frustrated look on her face of course.

>> No.16283856

>>16282566
This has plump loli Oni butt? I'm not into Oyakodon but I'd read it just for that.
I'll assume that it's paywalled on Fakku though.

>> No.16283874
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16283874

>A thicc Devil will never wrap herself in ribbon and deliver herself to you as a Christmas present

>> No.16283875

>>16283856
Check the archives for mega links, some kind anon leaked it.

>> No.16283883

>>16283875
I saw the mega ink in the past, but I never felt compelled to download it.

>> No.16283885

>>16283883
mega link*

>> No.16283888

Cum inside the loli Kiki! Make her pussy white and sticky!

>> No.16283889

>>16283874
I'd rather she tied me to a chair and gave me a lap dance in a skimpy santa outfit, complete with a short skirt and thong.

>> No.16283921

>>16283889
It's too cold for skimpy outfits anon, even if they're santa outfits.

>> No.16283927

>>16283888
Bench press the little kiki. Make her amazed and happy.

>> No.16283932

>>16283921
Not indoors with the heating on, I'm nice and comfy here.

>> No.16283937

>>16283585
This reminds me of character creators where you have to slide a bar from an extreme to another

Lewd
Dependant
Tall
Monotone
Scales
Pale
Long hair
Dominant
Casual
Evil

Aside for genki which I actively dislike and think does not belong with monster girls those are all nice traits for a mg to have and I'd love one with any combination of them

>> No.16283939

May as well guess what kind of MGs people like.

>>16283591
Jabberwock? Apophis? You might be that Elf-Wight dude.

>>16283594
KDF?

>>16283600
Thought it could be Anubis, but with casual and lewd it might be a Pharaoh. Can Mummies become Wights?

>>16283617
With that many ties, you must be a businessman. Tanuki for you. You might like Hinezumi as well.

>>16283690
This seems very Lich-like. Could be Automaton or Skeleton?

>>16283701
Something like an Inari, Kitsune-Bi perhaps? May be a Mummy or Succubus.

>>16283715
Why do kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>16283728
Hmm, Wock? Jinko? Kikimora? Hornet?
"Good" or "Evil", is a morality question.
Do you prefer them as the type to put others before themselves and to fight the bad guys, or "Evil" like the kind that would want to rule the world just 'cause she can, Like Esdeath or something.
I suppose "Selfless or Selfish" might have worked better. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20.

>> No.16283942

>>16283927
If she's little it shouldn't be hard to bench press her.

Unless you mean mating press her on a bench, that would make her amazed and happy.

>> No.16283947

>>16283939
>KDF?
Hi anon!

>> No.16283948
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>>16283921
It's wholesome indoor activity! Plus, there's always the option to smack your thicc Devils plump blue rear a new color for warmth.

>> No.16283951

>>16283932
I'm not.

>> No.16283957

>>16283948
>Plus, there's always the option to smack your thicc Devils plump blue rear a new color for warmth.
But then your hands will get all cold!

>> No.16283958

>>16283942
>Mating press the little kiki
Ew no.

>>16283939
>Elf-Wight dude
Nope.

>> No.16283964

>>16283948
It's a*
Jesus I need to proofread.
>>16283957
Not when you're indoors.

>> No.16283971

>>16283948
This man gets it.
>>16283957
She can heat your entire body up when she starts grinding that delicious devil booty against your crotch. Maybe a slight tug on her christmas themed top would help matters? Just enough to make you think you're going to see something before letting go and covering back up again, giving you a devilish giggle when you look disappointed.

Nothing raises body temperature like a good tease.

>> No.16283982

>>16283939
>Inari
>Succubi

Well, they do place among the tops in my list of favs.

>> No.16283985

>>16283971
>Nothing raises body temperature like a good tease.
But if all the blood is going to my dick then the whole rest of me will be cold.

>> No.16283987

>>16283985
The rest of you can heat up when she's done teasing and gets to the real dirty stuff

>> No.16283990

>>16283856
If you know the title, search on panda.chaika.moe. It collects deleted galleries from sadpanda, so paywalled fakkumanga ends up there eventually.

>> No.16283996

>>16283987
I don't know man, having sex while cold just seems like a bad time. I'd be way too shaky just having regular warm sex, I don't think I could do it.

>> No.16284000

About devils (and demons too). Do they have blue blood?

>> No.16284002

I want to teach a shortstack Bear girl to dance and ride a unicycle!

>> No.16284004

>>16284000
Probably. If their blood was red they'd be more of a purple color.

>> No.16284007

>>16284004
If their blood was red they would be human-colored.

>> No.16284013

>>16283939
You thought right. It is an Anubis.

>> No.16284022

>>16283937
Pardon? You don't think MGs should be lively and energetic?
You most likely have a thing for undeads than, Lich and Wight, maybe Automaton and Golem as well. Soldier Beetle?

>>16283958
It's not something Like an Oni or Lamia, is it?

>> No.16284025

>>16284007
I don't know, they seem pretty dark. Too dark to not have some kind of natural blue pigment.

>> No.16284028
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>>16284007

>> No.16284033

>>16283856
>>16283875
https://nhentai.net/g/181008/

>> No.16284034

>>16283874
I want a Devil to play pranks on my dick

>>16283888
It's ok to molest loli Kikis once in a while but you should wait until having actual sex

>> No.16284037

>>16284033
Thanks

>> No.16284038

>>16284028
MUH

>> No.16284044

>>16284034
>It's ok to molest loli Kikis once in a while but you should wait until having actual sex
Waiting is lame, if you molest her a lot then she'll want sex and get addicted to you.

>> No.16284048

kikis are for tender handholding and consensual cuddling not lewding

>> No.16284054

>>16284048
>kikis are for tender handholding and consensual cuddling
True.
>not lewding
False.

>> No.16284060

>>16284000
Probably, it could even be black or purple for all we know absolutely nothing restrain them to have red blood


>>16284022
>You most likely have a thing for undeads than, Lich and Wight, maybe Automaton and Golem as well. Soldier Beetle?
I like all of those but I'm more of a slut for aquatic girl (Flow Kelp, Cancer, Scylla etc...)

>> No.16284061

>>16283996
Just let her do all the work, under the covers it'll be nice and toasty too.

>> No.16284070

>>16284061
That's no way for a gentleman to have sex.

>> No.16284074
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>>16284034
I want a jiggly buttslut Devil to make fill all of her holes to the brim with cum.

>> No.16284089

If Gremlins monsterize women by pumping them with DE she collected, does that mean Gremlins can turn anyone into any Mamono, provided they collected that race's specific DE?

>> No.16284095

>>16284044
If your loli Kikis is visibly aroused then you may have anal sex with her (no more than twice a day though)
No vaginal sex until she is a teenager

>>16284048
Kikis do their best to temps their master with their pure mannerism and love, it's only normal to lewd them

>>16284074
Don't forget to play with her highly sensitive nipples and to use her head wings as handlebars while pounding her doggystyle

>> No.16284106

>>16284074
i want to plow a devil until she looks like a melon and keep going until she admits how much of a slut she is

>> No.16284108

>>16284095
>head wings
Am I the only one that thinks those are actually supposed to be hairclips?

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>>16284108
It is a mystery for now, but they very well could be an accessory instead of actual wings.

>> No.16284123

>>16284095
>Kikis do their best to temps their master
to tempt*

>>16284108
I doubt it, maybe but her design would be lacking without horns/head-wings

>> No.16284142

I see that these threads are severely lacking in haughty girls. This is a problem.

>> No.16284153

>>16275603
To be fair, it makes sense for a super powerful mage to basically live in a reality warped area.

>> No.16284162
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>>16284142
we need haughty ojou samas

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>>16275674
What a hack.

>> No.16284176

>>16283874
A finished version of this would be perfection.

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16284188

Uh-oh, it's another one of those Post Apocalyptic Biker Gang Raiders!

>> No.16284195
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>>16284162
That elf isn't so haughty after having her ears molested.

>> No.16284197
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>>16284188
Milk the Giant Mouse?

>> No.16284198

>>16284162
Who has the best ohohoho?

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>>16284162
>tfw no haughty Ojou-sama Lich to bend you over and sit on you with her plump ass while she's busy working in her lab

>> No.16284204 [DELETED] 

>>16283593
Gonna suplex that Cait Shit for trying to bring boxing gloves to a wrestling match!

>> No.16284220
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16284220

>>16284195
thats why you must nibble and gently pull them until the elf snaps

>>16284198
Vampires followed by dark elves

>>16284201
would she sit on your morning wood to see the effects?

>> No.16284221

>>16284095
>you may have anal sex with her (no more than twice a day though)
>No vaginal sex until she is a teenager
I guess I can live with this. I do reserve the right to make her wear a butt plug all day though, and maybe a pair of nipple clamps too.

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16284235

Shame I won't be able to spend Christmas with everyone here. Wish I had something to give you all though.

>> No.16284245

>>16284235
It's not a shame, you have people to spend it with!

I'll probably be posting nonsense about monster girls on Christmas though. Just like I did last year.

>> No.16284255

>>16284245
Remember that there are monsters out there that love you.

>> No.16284256

>>16284245
Can you make a story about Heckpup, paranormal investigator, and her buddies Abby the Sahuagin, Liz the Ignis and Roxanne the Golem?

>> No.16284262

>>16284255
Not even close

>> No.16284285

>>16284220
>You'll never ASMR a haughty high elf until she's a quivering mess on the brink of orgasm.
>You'll never send her over the edge with a whispered "I love you".

>> No.16284292

>>16284285
>Making a haughty ojou cum just from telling her, you love her
Oh fuck that's some good shit. I guess the next step may be to tease her about it.

>> No.16284293

>>16284285
Elves are a big bunch of degenerates aren't they.

>> No.16284296

>>16284285
Oh no a lewd scrawny elf is gonna rape me! yeah i am so scared

>> No.16284299

>>16284188
Quick! Catch her before she can alert the others!

>> No.16284304

>>16284299
But what are you going to do with her once she's caught?

>> No.16284311

>>16284304
We're going to make her squeal!

>> No.16284313

>>16284304
sexually interrogate her for her camp's location!

>> No.16284318
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16284318

never trust elves they just want to get inside your pants once you lower your guard!

>> No.16284320

>>16284318
What a coincidence, because I want elves to get inside my pants.

>> No.16284322

>>16284311
>>16284313
How are you gonna do that? Biker Mice are notoriously tough!

>> No.16284323

>>16284292
Make sure you massage her breasts while doing it. It'll make her even more flustered.

>>16284293
Oh yeah. They might act like they hate humans, but they're bigger perverts than the Succubi.

>>16284296
Anon, you've mistaken the situation. She just came due to you teasing her sensitive ears too much. And she's an Ojou-sama, so she's either /fit/ or chubby.

>> No.16284324

>>16284322
Mmm... give 'er an enema.

>> No.16284327
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16284327

>>16284318
This artist Dark Elf is an underboob paizuri machine.

>> No.16284330
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16284330

>>16284318
Be especially careful around Wood Elves.

>> No.16284331

>>16284327
artists*

>> No.16284333

>>16284324
Well, that's direct. The effectiveness might be debatable, but it's definitely direct.

>> No.16284334

>>16284327
I'm sorry everyone. I'm gonna pound that ass until neither of us can move.

>> No.16284337

>>16284318
>>16284327
I want to tie up a Dark Elf and have my way with her while she struggles to get away because she's a huge pervert who's into that!

>> No.16284340

>>16284322
>A group of rough-looking Human Raiders have collapsed around the Mouse from exhaustion.
>Mouse is still suspended, naked and dripping.
>"HA! Is that all you've got?!"

>> No.16284341

>>16284330
Just curious, what happens if I "accidentally" lewded several elves, and now have multiple yandere elves competing for me? Just curious, what happens then?

>> No.16284350

>>16284340
>non-reverse gangbang
go away

>> No.16284351
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16284351

Docile Elven Milkmaids raised by Holstaurs.

>> No.16284354

>>16284340
You have shit taste something fierce.

>> No.16284355
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16284355

>>16284255
It's thoughts like that which keep me going.

Spending Christmas with a Yeti would be fun, even if it's just the silly little things like her pouting over not being able to carve the turkey properly with her oversized paws.

>> No.16284357

>>16284340
I'm going to save her with my trusty standard issue Vault 9mm!

>> No.16284366

>>16284357
Are you from Vault 43? The one with 20 men, 10 woman and 1 Panther Girl?

>> No.16284371

>>16284366
Panthers breed well.

>> No.16284375

>>16283971
>devilish giggle
I can imagine other loli monsters doing that too. A young wight would sit on your lap with a dangerously short skirt and no panties, obviously feigning ignorance while "accidentally" grinding against your crotch, letting you see down her top and letting out suggestive sounds when she rests her weight right on top of your raging boner.

>> No.16284376

>>16284327
i am gonna make that elf a mother

>> No.16284378

>>16284366
So 20 men and 11 Panther Werecats then?

>> No.16284381

>>16284378
Soon as you fill in some information for the nice Vault Tech feller.

>> No.16284386
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16284386

>>16284375
You have the right idea.
>A big-bootied Wightloli will never "hide" your penis in her pussy as she sits in your lap during holiday festivities

>> No.16284388
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16284388

Walk like an Egyptian!

>> No.16284401

>>16284375
>"Onii-san you're looking a bit uncomfortable, is something wrong~?"

>> No.16284405

>>16284386
thats one flat wight

>> No.16284408

>>16284405
Big boobs are for peasant women!

>> No.16284412

>>16284408
But aren't big breasts a symbol of CLASS?

>> No.16284413

>>16284412
Don't mind him, probaby just another upset sabbath onii-chan.

>> No.16284415

>>16284412
No, udders are for cows!

>> No.16284418

>>16284412
of course they are! have you seen a single flat vampire or wight in your life?

>> No.16284425

>>16284412
>symbol of CLASS
Wightloli ass is a good enough stand-in.

>> No.16284430

>>16284418
>have you seen a single flat vampire or wight in your life?
I'm pretty sure I've seen more flat Vamps than anything else.

>> No.16284434

>>16284430
Hello, police?

>> No.16284438

>>16284430
recently turned vamps dont count

>> No.16284442
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16284442

>>16284434
Hello, hello!

>> No.16284447

>>16284438
I don't think it's possible for someone to be "recently turned" and also several hundred years old.

>> No.16284448

>>16284447
>I.C. Wiener
>defrost
>get turned
Problem solved.

>> No.16284451

>>16284447
>Not becoming a vampire once you hit the several year milestone
I mean, you're going down the list anyhow

>> No.16284452

would you need to change your daily habits if your wife is a vampire? they sleep the whole day and only become active at night

>> No.16284458

>>16284452
Not during the winter, the sun is hardly ever up. Of course during the summer it would be the reverse and she'd go full on kitty-cat modo and sleep most of the time.

>> No.16284470

>>16284452
Maybe. I jog during the day, so maybe I would change that to night so we could go out together.

>> No.16284491

>>16284442
Cutest Vampire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE7FCD_KIh4

>> No.16284492

>>16284452
>they sleep the whole day and only become active at night
Just like me.

>> No.16284498

>>16284491
i like how she turned from a normal person with self steem issues to a berserker wacko due to alucard blood

>> No.16284502

>>16284498
The Crimson Fuckr does people good.

>> No.16284506

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfBtL6J-rw8

>> No.16284511

>>16284506
The fuck are you trying to peddle here mate?

>> No.16284514

>flat vampires

Ew.

>> No.16284517

>>16284511
Just some old video from /a/ times, i forgot you guys were still here on /jp/.

>> No.16284520

>>16284506
>Bob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ChTL-3c3o

>> No.16284525

>>16284517
Well we're here and we're going to be here when the kingdoms of man are but dust in the wind.

>> No.16284542
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16284542

Would you milk this cow?

>> No.16284544

>>16284514
They can't help it if they got bitten when they were kids so they never physically aged anon, be sensitive. In all honesty, loli vampires would be much more common since the blood of a virgin little girl is more of a delicacy than any other type of blood.

>> No.16284546

>>16284542
Mating press and proceed to furiously grope saying how fat she is

>> No.16284550
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16284550

>>16284542
I prefer my milk a bit warmer, but yes.

>> No.16284551

>>16284542
Cow print on anything makes it better. Prove me wrong.

>> No.16284553

>>16284542
I prefer the living version, but yes.

>> No.16284563

>>16284550
Imagine a dragon heating her own milk with her own fire for you. I would get a boner so hard the ground would shatter.

>> No.16284564

>>16284551
You are correct.
Now if only I can be blessed with a brown, long-haired cowprint wearing JubJub.

>> No.16284566

>>16284563
why not drink it straight from her own warm body?

>> No.16284573

>>16284566
That's the next step.

>> No.16284575

>>16283076
Membership may be voluntary for Monsters, but it's mentioned that they do indoctrinate human men and women by force. Of course, that's just par-the-course for monsters.

>> No.16284578

>>16284542
I would do it now.

>> No.16284593

>>16283585
>Innocent or Lewd?
A balance. Though more on the side of "Conservative" than "Innocent".
>Dependent or Independent?
Independent for sure.
>Tall or Short?
Short. I like a girl I can cuddle in my arms.
>Genki or Monotone?
Somewhere in the middle again, leaning more towards monotone.
>Fur or Scales?
I like scales in general, but my waifu has fur.
>Muscle or Pudge?
Toned.
>Pale or Tanned?
Tanned.
>Long hair or Short hair?
Both are good.
>Dominant or Submissive?
Dominant.
>Business or Casual?
Business.
>"Good" or "Evil"?
Above them.

>> No.16284609

>>16284593
It's a Tanuki, isn't it?

>> No.16284615

>>16284609
Nope.

>> No.16284630

>>16284355
Don't mention how juicy or succulent the turkey is or you'll have a pack of Wendigos peering in your window

>> No.16284637

>>16284514
Hey now, Tall Pettanko vampires can be cute!

>> No.16284644

>>16284637
Sounds really dumb. Either go tall busty or loli flat.

>> No.16284649

>>16284644
Or loli busty.

>> No.16284660

>>16284644
But seeing her get frustrated at her lack of a chest is cute!
So would seeing her reaction to them growing due to me slipping Holst Milk into her food!

>> No.16284669

>>16284649
That's for pretending to serve and when she decides to abuse her power you threaten do beat the shit out of her so she gets upset and scared. Then you apologize and give her a big, warm hug while she cries.

>> No.16284670

I just realized, a monster girl game could basically be darkest dungeon but with stress replaced with some sort of seduction bar. And of course 'dead' heroes instead getting taken away by a monster

>> No.16284672
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16284672

>>16281702
>tfw Latenight draws something you posted about

Feels good man.

>> No.16284677

>>16284672
I want to see Smug-Loli-Pharaoh's Kuu-Loli-Anubis friend.

>> No.16284679

>>16284672
Someday I hope Latenight decides to draw Kobolds.

>> No.16284683

>>16284672
I'm really happy that he made all those Scrunchyflayers and small, slim, popular Ryus.

>> No.16284685

>>16284672
>You'll never be a Pharaoh's childhood playmate.
>She'll never cuddle you like a teddy bear when she goes to bed.
>You'll never grow up with her and get to see her get taller and curvier.
>She'll never make you massage her chest when her breasts don't start getting bigger.
>She'll never start drinking Holst Milk to make her breasts bigger.
>She'll never decide to get pregnant to make her breasts bigger and then drag you up to her room.
>You'll never be married to her the next day.
>No childhood friend romance with a Pharaoh ever.
God DAMN IT.

>> No.16284687

>>16284672
I'm not sure if I know that feeling or not.
On one hand, he drew my silly off-handed remark several times alongside lewds.
On the other hand, they were all just penguins.

>> No.16284689

>>16284491
>tfw no big tittied police girl vampire waifu

>> No.16284692

>>16284685
>not milking the Pharaoh

>> No.16284695

>>16284692
How can I milk her when her breasts won't grow?

>> No.16284697
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16284697

>>16284687
>On the other hand, they were all just penguins.
Cute penguins, which makes me wonder if he'll draw a penguin Harpy at some point in the future.

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16284700

>>16284630
>wendigo version of this
I think I'd prepare multiple turkeys just in case.

>> No.16284701

>>16284697
Penguin harpies that trip and slide cutely

>> No.16284705

>>16284660
>Sneak holst milk into pattenko vampires food
>Slowly goes from flat to B-cup
>Starts acting like she's hot shit, buying clothes that show off her breasts

Look what you've done.
If it were me, I'd keep going until she starts worrying about how large its becoming, turning it into some sort of 'careful what you wish for' lesson.

>> No.16284707

>>16284705
I wonder, if you kept drinking Holst milk, yourself, would it give your blood tit-enhancing properties?

>> No.16284708

>>16284705
If she's thinks she hot shit, she's gonna get molested as if they were big. She'll shut up once she realizes how woefully under-equipped she is.

>> No.16284715

>>16284707
Pelvis of iron, lots of stamina, and very nutritious man-milk. Jury's still out on if you can pass on the benefits.

>> No.16284721

>>16284707
Maybe?
It would probably lessen the effects but may still have them be present


>>16284708
Well, that sounds like it would only spur her on to get a large chest until you can't handle it.

>> No.16284731

>>16284679
You're too lewd for Latenight, KDF.

>> No.16284735

>>16284731
I know, but I can still dream.

>> No.16284744

>>16284735
Why don't you try something without latex and gags at all? Maybe try to stay a week being a normal person with a healthy sex life with just your waifu.

>> No.16284794
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16284794

>>16284744
>Gags and latex aren't a part of a healthy sex life
It's perfectly healthy to explore your fetishes, anon. As long as nobody's being hurt, there's no issues.

Besides, toys and rope can make things kinky.

>> No.16284798

>>16284744
There's nothing wrong with our sex life anon, it's perfectly healthy! Sure it may not be normal but that doesn't mean it's unhealthy. I'll never be a 'normal' person either and any attempt to do so would just be fake and not worth the effort at all.

It's also silly to suggest that I'd just arbitrarily withhold sex form my daughteru for a whole week unless it was pert of some tease and denial play, but I don't think that's what you're suggesting.

>> No.16284806

>>16284794
>uncensored snekpussy
Enjoy your vacation anon.

>> No.16284813

>>16284806
Already deleted it.

Really should take the time to sort explicit lewds out one day.

>> No.16284856

>>16284386
>A big-bootied Wightloli will never "hide" your penis in her pussy as she sits in your lap during holiday festivities
It's better if she was being lewd in private so when the tension reaches maximum you can have your way with her in every way for hours until you're both satisfied

Playfully seductive loli Wights with big butts are the best.

>> No.16284863

Does one have to go to wonderland to get their special stuff or does it get exported

>> No.16284875

>>16284863
I'm pretty sure an enterprising wonderland Tanuki would be willing to export Wonderland stuff.
Just be careful not to let her trick you into paying a different way.

>> No.16284892
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16284892

>MFW start thinking of fun combinations for Cursed Swords and music to go with them
>'Fuck it', put Invincible from Wrath of the Lich King to a Wight and Not!Frostmourne
>MFW
I didn't ask to feel this fucking feel.

>> No.16284900

>>16284892
Would you stop with the reaction images?

>> No.16284903
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16284903

>>16284875
>trick
But that's my preferred method of payment. I also volunteer as her tester regularly.

>> No.16284925

>>16284903
Careful with Wonderland Tanukis anon. Unlike their basic and Desert cousins, they dress as skimpily as possible and have almost porcelain-white skin, like dolls.
They also have phenomenal sex drives and huge asses, so be careful

>> No.16284933

>>16284875
Don't worry. I only do business with married tanukis.

>> No.16284936

>>16284933
But anon, that's how you get set up with their NEET daughters!

>> No.16284953

>>16283585
Innocent or Lewd?
>Lewd is gewd
Dependent or Independent?
>Independent
Tall or Short?
>Short, easy to carry
Genki or Monotone?
>leaning towards monotone
Fur or Scales?
>Slime
Muscle or Pudge?
>Slime
Pale or Tanned?
>Pale is cool
Long hair or Short hair?
>Long hime cut
Dominant or Submissive?
>Submissive
Business or Casual?
>Healthy blend
"Good" or "Evil"?
>Evil

>> No.16284959

Here's a mermaid assaulted by a tentacle.
In case any of you are into that.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/My_Pet_Tentacle_Monster/475311/Holly-Kozui

>> No.16284960

>>16284856
I fucking love lolis with big butts

>> No.16284961
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16284961

>Try drawing magical girl lolimaton
>Get lolimaton trying to do her best God Gundam impression

>> No.16284967

>>16283585
>Innocent or Lewd?
Lewd. Lewd girls are the best.
>Dependent or Independent?
Independent. I don't want her to rely on me.
>Tall or Short?
Yes.
>Genki or Monotone?
Monotone's nice, but Genki is better.
>Fur or Scales?
Yes.
>Muscle or Pudge?
Yes.
>Pale or Tanned?
Yes.
>Long hair or Short hair?
Yes.
>Dominant or Submissive?
Yes.
>Business or Casual?
Yes.
>"Good" or "Evil"?
Yes.

>> No.16284974

>>16284936
I'd love to get setup with tanuki neets.
I wouldn't even mind if she was chunky or beyond.

>> No.16284977

>>16284961
>FAITO
Oh god she's adorable, is it wrong to want to hug a robot?

>> No.16284992

>>16284961
But can she Love-Love Tenkyoken?

>> No.16284997
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16284997

>>16284961
>Nav does Gundam
Hell yeah motherfucker.

>> No.16284999

>>16284961
Oh damn this looks cute. I guess a magical automaton is pretty much a gundam.

>> No.16285018

>>16284961
>God Gundam Automaton
Nice!

>> No.16285019

What would monstergirls think about using magic wands to do magic? And no, not the penis kind of wands, that's a cop out.

>> No.16285043

>>16284960
>I love fucking lolis with big butts

>> No.16285046

>>16285019
That entirely depends on the setting. In some settings, wands store and fire a prepared spell with little to no user error, while in other settings wands are simply a catalyst to cast your own spells.

>> No.16285048

>>16285019
I don't know, wizards might.I could see monstergirls getting very horny around a wand-using wizard because he's waving such a phallic symbol around so audaciously.

I could also see a wand version of a Cursed Sword, a Cursed Wand would be the same except make you a mage instead of a warrior.

>> No.16285052

>>16284974
>You'll never be trying to purchase insurance for your parents from a Tanuki because she's the only one in town who supplies it.
>You'll never learn that you just barely fall short of the price.
>"Tell you what, I'll cut you a deal. You can have a 75% Discount."
>You'll never ask her what the catch is.
>"Well you're a healthy young man, not bad looking either."
>You'll never point out that she's a married woman while getting increasingly uncomfortable.
>"Oh no, not with me anon. Come here."
>She'll never pull you in close and show you a picture of a short, chubby girl in a uniform you recognize as MGC's most elite private school.
>"My little darling, so precious. Tied for the second most important thing in my life. Problem is she's got no drive. After school she just heads on up to her room to play video games and argue with girls over the internet."
>You'll never ask her what the deal is exactly.
>"Simple! You date her, do some dirty things with her, maybe cuddle with her a bit. My precious little fluffball doesn't have any drive, but maybe having a cute boy like you as her boyfriend might give her the motivation she's been needing.
>She'll never extend her hand and offer it
>"So anon, do we have a deal?"

>> No.16285058

>>16285052
>My precious little fluffball
Cute! Motherly love a cute!

>> No.16285063

>>16285052
I'd take that deal.

I mean, its not like that tanuki put on weight after graduation right?
Right?

Also
>Little fluffball

Cute

>> No.16285065

>>16285052
Wouldn't that make me a slut?

>> No.16285068

>>16285058
>>16285063
I always liked the idea of monstergirls being affectionate mothers, no matter their species.

>>16285065
No, it means you're in an arranged marriage now. The discount was the dowry.

>> No.16285071

>>16285068
That is nice, affectionate parents are good, although I still don't have my answer regarding the daughteru and if NEETdom has pushed her beyond chubby.

I mean, I've already signed up for the contract but I want t know what I'm getting into.

>> No.16285076

>>16284936
crap. Guess I can ask around to see if they have kids? I just want to by some shota cookies and wander around downtown acting lost

>> No.16285080

>>16285071
She's a chubby shortstack, not fat.
She's also a huge cuddlebug.

>> No.16285085

>>16285080
That would be fantastic, I could have her sit in my lap when doing things or be the big spoon to her.

Gonna cuddle the soft tanuki.

>> No.16285088

I just want to sit at home and watch Queens of the Stone Age music videos with my jiangshi waifu.

>> No.16285091

>>16285085
Would you let her ride your dick while she plays video games?
You'd get to feel her swerve her hips and clench up a whole lot.

>> No.16285098
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16285098

If you were to turn a Mobile Suit into a cute MGE Automaton, which one would it be?

>> No.16285100

>>16285091
Of course, although I may make some 'fun' of my own.
I may take some manticore venom to keep me going for a while and drink some holst milk/humpy egg goo to increase the loads she's receiving.

>> No.16285104
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16285104

Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

>> No.16285107

>>16285098
Zaku II

>> No.16285112

>>16285098
Zaku II

>> No.16285118

>>16285107
>>16285112
Well then.

>> No.16285120

>>16285104
damn, thats a pretty good deal on slime.

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16285122

>>16285098
Grimgerde a cute.

>> No.16285123

>>16285100
If she's feeling particularly kinky, she might tie you down and use those things to keep you going while she plays through an entire game in one go and doesn't let you pull out until she's won.

>> No.16285133

>>16285123
A cumstuffed stomach may start getting in the way if she goes for too long.

>> No.16285151

>>16285133
Nothing can get between her and finishing a game anon. Nothing.
She might collapse on top of you and demand praise and ear scratching before falling asleep after she finishes the game though.

>> No.16285157

>>16285151
Oh, she'd be getting all the praise and ear scritches she can handle afterwards, although a nap may follow.
Hopefully she doesn't 'clench' in her sleep or she may wake up with a bigger belly then when she went to bed.

>> No.16285172
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16285172

Going to school with monster girls

>> No.16285181

>>16285172
>tfw no dragon who will let me copy her homework

>> No.16285189

>>16285172
God I want to fuck a Yeti's everything.

>> No.16285196

>>16285172
>Yeti onee-chan will never hold you close

>> No.16285198

>>16285181
>No dragon that will make me go to school together because she can't leave me alone
>No dragon to princess carry me when we're late to school

>> No.16285208

>>16285198
Truly, my time on this earth was for nothing.

>> No.16285213

>>16285172
>tfw no Shoggoth to home school you

>> No.16285221

>>16285157
Don't be surprised when she starts making deals around the town to secure a comfortable life for you and her forever.
Also don't be surprised if she takes all the fertility boosters she can and rides you senseless on your wedding night.
She'll probably cry in joy when she gives birth to sextuplets.

>> No.16285231

>>16285196
>she holds you too close in class
>you can feel her body warming up and her breathing getting heavier

>> No.16285241
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16285241

>>16285172
>You will never walk home with an Anubis
>Keeping the cold at bay with the warmth of her company
I'm sad now.

Don't like being sad the day before my birthday.

>> No.16285242
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16285242

I wanna cuddle a brown snake.

>> No.16285254

>>16285172
>tfw no dragon to hold me very tight and make sure no other girls are looking at her precious treasure

Kills me inside.

>> No.16285258

>>16285122
And now she's a thicc girl with a fuckhuge sword.

>> No.16285263
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16285263

>>16285172
i'd like to walk home with a hellhound during the winter and watch the snow melt around us and hug her tightly to keep warm

>> No.16285264
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16285264

>>16285241
Happy early birthday, here's an anubutt!

>> No.16285265

>>16284961
I was about to say that making your Automaton look like a gundam is bullying and abuse, but those elin proportions are just too much for me she is perfect

>> No.16285266

>>16285263
I would be nice to throw a snowball at a hellhound and watch as she can't fight back.

>> No.16285267

>>16285258
So big that she has to rest it across her giant cock. Wait...

No not trying to bring futa here, I am just deeply amused by the fact that its new sword is so goddamn huge it needs an extra support to help hold it normally. And that said support just happens to fold out from its front skirts (ie. Crotch-area)

>> No.16285272

>>16285267
I wonder if Helmwiges kit will have weight issues not unlike the Kimaris.

>> No.16285275

>>16285221
That sounds amazing.
Would gladly cuddle and help out when she's carrying our brood.

>> No.16285286

>>16285272
I am 100% certain that if you tried to pose it with that sword in any way other than having it upright to support itself, or using another stand to hold it up, you're gonna have a bad time.

>> No.16285296

>>16285264
Thoes look like some big warm paws. I want to hold them.

Also,
>! !

It's a warning anon. Don't lick that belly.

>> No.16285299

>>16285264
Thanks anon.

>>16285296
Gonna lick that belly.
Gonna kiss that belly.

>> No.16285300

>>16285296
It's an invitation.

>> No.16285306
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16285306

Really can't wait for the daki to get finished, it'll be great! I heard dakis are incredible to cuddle.

>> No.16285312

>>16285306
Did you know that your wock is getting your daki right now? She is going to cuddle and love it so much.

>> No.16285316

>>16285306
I'm surprised that you haven't conjured up some Wock facesitting or lactation stuff considering how thick some artists draw her.

>> No.16285327
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16285327

Is it true that she pounds shota-prostate with her tail? Did sad panda lie to me?

>> No.16285330

Why are maydere monster girls so great and why would the best thing in life be being face to face with a massive, muscled maydere with scars and returning her smile to her jaded face?

>> No.16285337

>>16285330
Mayadere monsters are great because they reserve their good intentions for you alone, plus bad girls are great.

I like them feminine though.

>> No.16285341

>>16285337
Feminine is good but I want big, strong, and rough looking mayderes I can surprise by saying I'll protect their smiles!

>> No.16285369

We need more mayadere art/stories.

>> No.16285372

>>16285316
>Wock facesitting
I need to see this now.

>> No.16285379

>>16285172
Scarfless version, she looks nice with the scarf on though
http://i.imgur.com/gLF11qG.jpg

>> No.16285411

>>16285172
Going to school with your Kikimora childhood friend and wondering if she made the school-maid outfit herself!


>>16285379
Yes the scarf really is mandatory. She looks really off without it.

>> No.16285429

>>16285098
Tallgeese III

>> No.16285431
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16285431

Can a pure paladin be corrupted into a pure succubutt?

>> No.16285464

>>16285431
>Can a pure paladin be corrupted into a pure succubutt?

It'd be frustrating for her corrupter.

>"Now go out and f..."
>"FIGHT FOR JUSTICE!"
>"Wait what? B-but you're a succubus, you're supposed to be lewd."
>"Then I will make sure all lewd is justice!"
>"But you're supposed to get a husband and..."
>"Fight for justice with him?"
>"Alright just go and..."
>"Protect the innocent!?"
>"Whatever"

This particular Paladin was not bright.

>> No.16285473
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16285473

I'll just leave this Mantis here. Surely you can take care of her. At most she might get a little lonely at night and sneak in your bed.

>> No.16285475

>>16285098
Epyon.

Who the hell am I kidding, I want Nine-ball Seraph.

>> No.16285476

>>16285464
wurm paladin fights for justice! Cute is justice! Cute bois are the most justice!

>> No.16285477

>>16285473
Okay.

>> No.16285478
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16285478

>>16285312
Just the thought of that is wonderful, though I'd rather get to cuddle her myself. Maybe someday

>>16285316
Maybe someday. I'm not that big on lactation personally, but I always love big fat calcium tanks

>> No.16285479

>>16285254
>Dragon senpai who calls you her 'little hoard'
>TFW she sees the Griffon in the track club
>Grabs you
>Hisses and growls at her
>All while your face is in maximum boobage

>> No.16285482

>>16285476
She's not a Wurm, that's what makes it confusing.

She may team up with a Wurm though.

>> No.16285489

>>16285479
>Dragon and Griffon put their husbands behind them and puff up their wings to look really big

>> No.16285491

>>16285478
>tfw your wock uses her lumps of fat as pillows for husbando
>she roars in a low sweet tone anytime you fondle them

is there anything wocks cant do?

>> No.16285501

>>16285489
That sounds really adorable.
I wish my dragon was real so she would scare the big bad griffons away.

>> No.16285507

>>16285489
>Kikimora laughs at the two for acting like fools
>Pauses, puts her husbando behind her
>Pulls a broom out of hammer space and starts yelling Russian expletives like "CYKA CYKA BYLAT"
>Meanwhile, Automaton in a maid's uniform just turns her head to the auditory uproar, blinks her ocular processors and gives a small courteous bow while going "Good morning"

>> No.16285509

>>16285473
I have no room for a bug.

>> No.16285514

>>16285507
>Someone gets close to the Automaton's husband

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e0evIcbv1Q

>> No.16285517

>>16285507
>Meanwhile, Automaton in a maid's uniform just turns her head to the auditory uproar, blinks her ocular processors and gives a small courteous bow while going "Good morning"
Cute.

>> No.16285528

>>16285491
Perfect Dragon
Perfect Wonderlander
Perfect Oneesan
Perfect Wife

>> No.16285530

I wonder where I'd end up in Monster Girl land if I ended up there.

And which MG I'd meet first.

>> No.16285532

>>16285489
>Wyvern waifu sees the commotion and drags me away to find a more quiet place to eat lunch

>> No.16285535

>>16285532
>Holst waifu does nothing because she completely trusts her husband and thinks all the girls here are lovely
>Pay no attention to the fact that her knuckles are white and her husband's arm hurts like hell.

>> No.16285539

>>16285489
>vamp waifu just looks at them with distaste while whispering "Plebs"

>> No.16285545

>>16285539
>Tanuki waifu starts asking for bets

>> No.16285562
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16285562

>>16285489
>hellhound snarls and encricles me in hellfire while menacingly showing off her baseball bat to anyone who dares glance in our general direction

>> No.16285567

>>16285530
Who knows
I like to think that we'd be sent to the MG equivalent of the country we're in
UK would be Wonderland, Japan Zipangu, etc...

>> No.16285569
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16285569

Pick a loli.

>> No.16285571

>>16285569
Plant girl with skulls

>> No.16285572

>>16285569
I pick none.

>> No.16285573

>>16285569
The slutty one in the middle.

>> No.16285574

>>16285569
the XYZ big sister

>> No.16285581

>>16285569
They will all be impaled upon my mighty meat pole.

>> No.16285582

>>16285567
>UK would be Wonderland
>Not the Ottoman Empire
The countryside would still have Fairies and Unicorns and stuff but London would be full Houris, Manticores.

>> No.16285586

>>16285569
Gonna lick Atrax's bellybutton.

>> No.16285587

>>16285569
That sleepyhead one in the back
I'm a slut for hime cuts

>> No.16285596
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16285596

>>16285369
If I had any idea on how mayadere works I'd give it a good college try because I'm a slut for evil girls.

>> No.16285612
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16285612

>>16285596
we need a oppai big sister version of deathwing

>> No.16285619

>>16285596
Time to get the greatest drop of all, her hand in marriage.

>> No.16285631
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16285631

>>16285562
I want a Hellhound to protect me!

>> No.16285637

>>16285631
I want to buy a strongfat hellhound police officer a coffee and doughnut as repayment for all she does for this city.

>> No.16285642
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16285642

I have heard tales that vampires are more fertile during full moon nights, what shall happen if i try impregnating one during a rare super moon?

>> No.16285647

>>16285642
You get triplets

>> No.16285649

>>16285642
She gets super pregnant.
Ten kids isn't too much is it?

>> No.16285655

>>16285647
Oh my

>>16285649
anon i said vampire not slime cloning or harpie eggs

>> No.16285663

>>16285655
This is why you don't dick them on super moons.
She doesn't get kids, she gets broods

>> No.16285669

>>16285649
I'm gonna impregnate my waifu with hundredplex!

>> No.16285672

>>16285663
oh i am sorry that we have tried every full moon to have a daugheru without success so far

>> No.16285674

>>16285669
Dare I ask what she is?
Because movement will, obviously, not be available.

>> No.16285685

>>16285674
She is a dragon of course. But now I'm thinking about getting her googolplex.

>> No.16285689

>>16285685
if its one egg per year....sure but how you will tend to 100 mini dragons?

>> No.16285699

>>16285689
Nope, it's all the same time. And googolplex is away more than just 100.

>> No.16285705 [SPOILER] 
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16285705

you are being attacked by a horny raiju! how do you defend yourself?

>> No.16285714

>>16285705
Eromancy up in this shit.
Get her to ahego levels and leave once she's laying there.....maybe up her bust and rear while I'm at it but thats it.

>> No.16285721

>>16285699
but anon what about the poor dragon womb?

>> No.16285723

>>16285705
Pass out from her current and wake up with sore balls, then pray to god she didn't get pregnant

>> No.16285724

>>16285429
my man

>> No.16285726
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16285726

>I stayed up all night working on a new invention for you Anon. Do you like it?

>> No.16285731

>>16285726
Thanks for the high quality cock ring.

>> No.16285733

>>16285726
>those thighs
Unf and goddamn, makes me wonder how other Gremlins fare in that department.

>> No.16285734

>>16285721
I sure hope she can take it.

>> No.16285739

>>16285734
filling up a dragon with juice is one thing. making her have too many eggs inside at once its another can of wurms

>> No.16285744

>>16285705
Get naked and fight back.

>> No.16285745

>>16285705
Not again. I think I might be slowly losing to raijus.

>> No.16285746

>>16285734
Dragon durability will keep her from popping but her being able to move is probably out of the question.

And laying them....she'll be at it for two days at least.

>> No.16285751

>>16285714
Someone got fighting spirit

>>16285723
Take responsibility

>>16285744
Boi

>>16285745
thats bad how?

>> No.16285754

>>16285739
>>16285746
Oh not to worry. Even if she is the size of a house and laying 10 eggs each second I'm sure she'll be fine. I'll even give her a kiss in the forehead and tell her to keep fighting.

>> No.16285757

>>16285751
Of course I'm going to fight!
I majored in eromancy, no way I'm letting her go without an ahego and a few extra cup sizes.

And if that doesn't work, I can always fall back on my minor in Muscle wizardry

>> No.16285759

>>16285754
Anon, that doesn't even include the amount of food she'll need to eat to support those babies plus the lack of exercise she'll get once she's pinned down.

>> No.16285764

>>16285751
It's the shock I got. Now I feel attached to raijus and they are slowly climbing on my ranks because I can't stop thinking about one masturbating about me in the shower.

>> No.16285765

>>16285726
I fucking love it!
Tell me everything!
Is that a collar?
Why the hell does it look so snug and comfortable?
Ah, you should probably sleep first.
There will be snuggles.

>> No.16285766

>>16285746
>>16285754

a single male human is incapable of releasing such a big amount of semen inside a dragon

and how she permitted that to happen anyways

>> No.16285767

>>16285726
What does it do? It's something perverted isn't it?

>>16285751
>Take responsibility
Never, she'll become a single mom and I'll go marry some gentle girl who won't rape me

>> No.16285769
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16285769

>>16285705
Lay back and accept my fate

>> No.16285771

>>16285766
I blame magic, fertility boosters, a super blood moon and one anons madness.

>> No.16285775

>>16285751
>Boi
What? She's naked I'm naked. This is how our ancestors fought and it makes the end easier, nobody wants to be fiddling with a belt after you're already tired from the fight.

>> No.16285778

>>16285766
You underestimate my power and my dragon's ability to suck up my cum.

>>16285759
I'll cook something for her while she's busy laying a city of eggs. For exercises I'll just tell her to do deep breaths.

>> No.16285780

>>16285757
Eromancy is such a forbbidden wizardry

>>16285764
i am sure your raiju waifu would like masturbating with you anywhere

>>16285767
wait! she can change just for you!

>>16285769
good (boy)?

>>16285775
nothing more exciting than the thrill of dominance

>> No.16285789

>>16285726
Hahahahaha
No.

>> No.16285791

>>16285771
moon affects dragons now?

>>16285778
its a normal dragon not freakin bahamut for gods sake

>> No.16285794
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16285794

>>16285780
>(boy)?
Yes?

>> No.16285796

>>16285778
That....She's gonna be a fatty when she's done.

>>16285791
Yep.
they're just better at hiding it.

>> No.16285803

>>16285780
Hey, if they wanna get game breaking powers than they can't blame me for picking stuff to hard counter them.

She's lucky I'm in a good mood, I'm a guy that likes oversized tits/ass and I'm not afraid to hand them out!

Now to go master muscle wizardry so I can be a dual threat!

>> No.16285807

>>16285791
She is a strong dragon.

>>16285796
If she gets fat then I'll just fuck it away. Maybe I'll have another batch.

>> No.16285808

>>16285780
>nothing more exciting than the thrill of dominance
Exactly, that is why I must fight.

>> No.16285812

>>16285780
>wait! she can change just for you!
Rapist once, rapist forever
I just hope our rape child will lead a happy life and marry a kind Anon

>>16285789
Gremlins already have body-image issues if you tell her that you dislikes her inventions as well you will drive her into crippling depression
Have some consideration please

>> No.16285813

>>16285780
I don't have a Raiju wife and I don't think I want one. But the thoughts of one moaning my name does thing to my dick.

>> No.16285824

>>16285796
>>16285807
they should ban both of you from buying monster girl items sounds like you enjoy bullying poor dragon wombs

>> No.16285826
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16285826

>>16285813
I beat Raiju are absolute freaks in bed. They strike me as the types who are flexible in all the right ways.

>> No.16285829

>>16285824
Who said I'm going to use demon food? I'm going to do it raw and pure.

>> No.16285831

>>16285824
I'm just stating facts.
Bullying dragon wombs is fun but 100 at once is too much.
I prefer 20, a more manageable size of hyper preg.

>> No.16285844

>>16285829
without items you are just gonna pathetically fail

>>16285831
what items did you used? i am interested in the filling process

>> No.16285848

>>16285844
Would need to use the normal mix of corruption fruit, humpty egg, mothman dust, and holst milk on a blood moon (Which gives a birth multiple of x2)

>> No.16285849

>>16285826
i want to pound a raiju until she turns submissive and clings to me purring lovingly, gotta show em whos the alpha

>> No.16285852

>>16285844
I'm pretty sure the basic mix is everything that has demonic energy and praying to the DL before going to bed. That way you can give your Dragon a kingdom.

>> No.16285855

>>16285826
Fuck don't even make me think about it. Sex with her ust be way too wild.

>> No.16285859

>>16285848
>>16285852
it is recommendable to try this with a shoggoth?

>> No.16285864

>>16285855
wouldn't it be funny if rubbing her ears made them weak and docile?

>> No.16285868

>>16285859
Were you the guy that was trying to fill your Shogg up earlier? You should do it if you want a queen Shogg. It'll be fun.

>> No.16285872

>>16285868
Yes.
Shoggoth's also have the slime benefits of not running the risk of popping.
Granted they don't get 'pregnant' so much as they just split off into miniature versions of themselves....although you 'could' convince her to just shape herself so she looks extremely pregnant for nine months, maybe with a little extra in her hips and breasts as well.

>> No.16285880

>>16285872
If you overload her with cum she'll be huge, then she'll start multiplying for weeks.
Do it, Anon. I believe in you and your wife.

>> No.16285881
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16285881

>>16285172

>> No.16285885

>>16285868
>>16285872
>>16285880
this will end with me going insane and a house full of shoggoths right?

>> No.16285886

>>16285880
Hey, I'm only offering suggestions for what would happen.

No waifus for me yet, not till I've mastered both eromancy and muscle wizardry.....along with maybe a couple years of adventuring too.

>>16285885
Insane with love!

>> No.16285887

>>16285885
Your whole city would be a Shogg

>> No.16285891

>>16285705
Did Bleach actually git gud after the anime sank?
Is that just fanart?
What the hell did I miss?

>> No.16285892

>>16285887
>Your whole city would be a Shogg
Jesus Christ that's fucking terrifying.

>> No.16285894

>>16285891
>Did Bleach actually git gud after the anime sank?
No, it got worse but Kubo has always drawn some god tier women so at least there was that.

>> No.16285895

>>16285886
>>16285887
>>16285892
yeah i can say bye to my sanity after i commit the deed, hello madness my old wife

>> No.16285899

>>16285895
You don't need that as long as you have your wife.

>> No.16285901
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16285901

>>16285726
>Put it on
>It locks itself onto you
>Prongs pops out from the sides slightly pushing against your skin
>She grabs the switch tied to her leg and holds it up looking right at your face with the biggest shit eating grin in the world
>You either do everything she says or she's going to teach you how to behave like a common pet
>She gives you a quick zap to get her point across then points to the hover water bed

You
Have
Fucked
Up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY

>> No.16285906

>>16285107
>>16285112
>>16285118
I mean, if there is an icon for the hardest working gundam in the series, it has to be the noble Zaku, She might not be the smartest system, and she might not be the strongest in combat, but at the end of the fight she'll still be there for you doing the hard work. So long as Yamato-Jesus or another protag didn't impale her with his sword/fist already.

>> No.16285910

>>16285901
thats what you think
this is exactly what i was gunning for

>> No.16285916

>>16285906
>Jesus
>SEED

Anon, the flashbacks are coming.

How does he survive the explosion anon, HOW DOES HE SURVIVE THE EXPLOSION?

>> No.16285924

>>16285910
If that's exactly what you want then you'd be with a Raiju or Thunderbird instead of a Gremlin.

Checkmate Demon Worshippers.

>> No.16285940

>>16285868
>>16285872
>>16285880

if you do this every day will the world become a shoggoth?

>> No.16285949

>>16285924
im not talking about the shocks, im talking about being trained by a smug smart loli

>> No.16285965

>>16285906
I want to tell the Automatons based on SEED designs that they're good girls, even if they come from a shit show.

>> No.16285971

>>16285965
A Strike Noir Automaton would be pretty cool, provided it carries the same magitek aesthetic that any other Automaton would have.

>> No.16285985

>>16285619
>Pyroclastic Dragon's face when you propose to her
"You miserable little insect, I could destroy you without a second thought! The Earth heaves at my command, magma is my blood! You're nothing more to me than the smallest bug on the bark of a great tree!"
"What makes you think that I'd ever allow you to be my equal as a mate!?"
>The flames in her powerfully built torso are building up, letting you see the heat through the cracks in her obsidian scales
>Smile to yourself, looking at the magnificent creature at she gets ready to blast a great gout of a blazing inferno from her mouth
"Surely, you are the most powerful creature there is. No contestation can be asserted there, but, as a kindred spirit, you must be so alone. The mountain may have its lifeblood, but the river must also part for the boulder. I offer my love to you not as a petty means of bedding one such as yourself, but to pledge my undying loyalty to the very Fire that has been the nurturing womb of my life."
>Shifting into her human form, the Dragon smiles at you, heavy footsteps and the rumbling of the earth beneath you as she grabs you in a colossal claw and lifts you to her face
>Her tongue penetrates past your lips like red-hot iron, greedily lapping at the fires of your soul, your legs and arms spasming before your resistance is broken.
>Pulling back, she lets out a chuffing laugh at you, the magma-like markings of her body glowing like iron ready to be worked for craft.
"You're quite skilled with your tongue, now let's see just how you use it, lover-boy."

>> No.16285991

>>16285369
>Victoria was turning into a mayadere
>Disappears

Hopes deleted

>> No.16286002
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>You will never be hit on by the pretty christmas cake office lady anubis

>> No.16286011

>>16285971
That it would.
I'd love all the girls from that series, even a Legend Girl with her Bits and Backpack.

>> No.16286019

>>16286002
I want a strongfat anubis in a suit.
I don't know why but I do.

>> No.16286020

>>16285991
Losenis is having a bit of 'writer's block' right now, which is Losenis-speak for having to travel back to Middle-Earth and molest a Hobbit because much like the wizard Gandalf he doesn't deliver early or late, he delivers precisely when he feels like it.

Hurry up and put Nyarlathotep in already, nigga.

>> No.16286037
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16286037

good night anons and remember dragons are for loving gentle breeding not those foul acts posted earlier

>> No.16286056

>>16286037
I kinda agree. The whole trillion daughters was nothing more than a joke.
I would actually have really mushy and sweet sex with my dragon and no shitty items involved. We would alternate between missionary, lotus and cowgirl, with me cumming inside and filling up her womb, no cumflation shit. All our love would net is a daughteru, healthy and super cute.

>> No.16286058

>>16286037
>>16286056
You act like wild, vicious rough sex can't be as loving as gentle breeding.

>> No.16286059

>>16286056
>>16286058
wild or gentle doesnt matter as long as your dragonfu enjoys it and she ends with her tummy happily filled with one daugheru

>> No.16286075

>still 5 threads away from getting bumped off
What happened to make everything go so slow?

>> No.16286091

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that shortstack monster girls are best for hugging when you go to bed.
especially when they are dominant breeds

>> No.16286118

>>16286059
>one

>> No.16286119

>>16286091
I wanna tie up a dominant shortstack wolfgirl and paizuri her until she begs me to make her my bitch!

>> No.16286133

What's the most effective way to turn a kuudere into a deredere?

>> No.16286135

>>16286119
That would be good.
Would you play with her ears and tail while she's bound as well?

>> No.16286138

>>16286037
I want to be sexually dominated and fucked silly by a dragon

>> No.16286139

>>16286118
Twins or triplets are fine too i guess?

>> No.16286148

>>16286133
A hug from the man they love?

>> No.16286162

>>16286138
That's what my wyvern waifu has been doing to me.

I love it

>> No.16286175

>>16285726
That does look really comfy.

>> No.16286177

>>16286135
No. I would whisper in her ear "I love you." after every time I cum from her paizuri.

>> No.16286190

>>16286177
That sounds lovely.
Lewding shortstack wolfus is a wanderful thing.

I'd love being the cuddle toy for the entire pack.
Best way to keep warm on the cold winter nights would be in a wolfu cuddle pile beneath some blankets.

>> No.16286191

>>16286177
>not doing it every time you cum inside her while rubbing the other ear

make her go nuts anon

>> No.16286251

>>16286191
That comes after I untie her and mating press her for no less than three hours.

>> No.16286260

>>16285726
Someone other than Luth doing the collar shtick? What's the world coming to?

I like it.

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>>16285891
>Did Bleach actually git gud after the anime sank?
No, it got leagues worse.
>Is that just fanart?
Yes, that image is fanart, but it is something that did actually happen in the manga.
>What the hell did I miss?
Quincies invaded. Shit happened. Instead of a Bankai, Yoruichi turned into a Raiju.

>> No.16286289

>>16286264
It's weird that Yoruichi doesn't have a sword, now that I think about it. She was a captain, and it's not like you're forced to give it up if you leave the gotei 13. Granted, that Raiju mode is the equivalent of a bankai, but is still seems illogical.

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>>16286289
Bleach has plot-holes. News at 11.

>> No.16286298

>>16286294
Why does this make me want more Blair?

>> No.16286302

>>16286264
meh. the quincy arc was stupid but i had fun with it

>> No.16286304

>>16286294
Fucking Hat n' Clogs hogging the one of the good waifus.
>>16286298
Because Blair is best cat.

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16286326

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA

>> No.16286336

Reminder that the only girls in Bleach worth giving a shit about were the brown ones.

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>>16286326
Wolfus are objectively the best

>> No.16286351

>>16286347
The only reason I like wolfus so much is because they remind me of foxgirls.

>> No.16286353

>>16286347
Gonna take her to a Chinese restaurant and get her a big dish of beef chow mein.

>> No.16286355

>>16286336
What about Rukia and Nemu though?

>> No.16286356

>>16286347
But they can't be the best at everything, that's impossible.

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>>16286351
Are you gonna travel to Zipangu and harass the Foxes?

I know I will!

>> No.16286361

>>16286298
Best thing in that shitty manga that became worse

>> No.16286366

>>16286355
Rukia is a bitch who can't draw for shit and Nemu is more forgettable than a gag character that's meant to be forgettable.

>> No.16286372

>>16286360
Well, that depends on your definition of 'harass.'

So, yes.

>> No.16286376

>>16286360
Foxes live in lots of places besides japan anon.

>> No.16286379

>>16285891
>Did Bleach actually git gud after the anime sank?
It sucked so fucking bad that the manga got cancelled, Kubo wrote an ending that just seeped of contempt from both him and the editors, and the main bad guy went out like a wet fart.

>> No.16286380

>>16286376
You're right.

Gonna get be one of them British Foxes.

>> No.16286385

>>16286376
But technically Kitsune only live in Japan, although you can argue they effectively live in China and Korea as well.

>> No.16286394

>>16286385
Also by technicality you can find them in Canada.

>> No.16286399

>>16286394
Only the Chinese ones, and only in Hongcouver.

>> No.16286404

>>16286399
You can probably find Japanese and Korean ones at national landmarks.

>> No.16286409

>>16286404
Yeah, I guess you could find a bunch in Banff. Especially during ski season.

>> No.16286419

>>16286353
Is she from London?

>> No.16286420

>>16286360
what is she saying? Is this some sort of series?

>> No.16286421
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16286421

>>16286355
Rukia a cute ghost.

>> No.16286426

>>16286421
Terrible artist.

>> No.16286427

>>16286420
She's saying: "White piggu go home!"

>> No.16286431

>>16286366
I've humiliated myself.
I forgot Sung Sun.

>> No.16286435

>>16286421
So does Byakuya job to death or something?

>> No.16286437

>>16286431
Sung Sun and Apacci are pretty cute.

>> No.16286457

>>16286421
>last image wasted on some bitch

>> No.16286463

>>16286435
He did.

But fangirl outcry was too much, so he was brought back to life and survived through the end of the manga.

>> No.16286476

>>16286419
Yes, you found her wandering outside, with a Chinese menu in her paws.

>> No.16286483

>>16286463
the zombies getting brought back was one of the stupid and at the same time amazing parts of that last arc.

>> No.16286505

>>16286483
Charlotte's reappearance was a highlight of the entire manga.

>> No.16286513

>>16286351
Old coyotes need love too.

>> No.16286519

I wish this thread would archive already, because I don't want to have to resort to making a new thread early unlike the fag that typically does.

>> No.16286536

>>16286336
What about that bombshell quincy girl?

>> No.16286537

>>16286519
Who cares, the threads are identical aside from what girl is in the OP, and nobody pays attention to that after the first 10 posts anyway. Make it or don't.

>> No.16286539

>>16286536
You're going to have to specify who you're talking about.

>> No.16286543

>>16286537
Don't. It's good etiquette to wit

>> No.16286544

>>16286536
I'm assuming you mean Bambietta? Pretty sure she died. Yhwach doesn't offer much for life insurance.

>> No.16286547

>>16286537
>>16286543

>> No.16286551

>>16286537
> Make it or don't.
It's easier to wait it out instead of making a new one right away.

>> No.16286556

>>16286547
Why do you keep doing that? The dude can see the replies he gets, you don't need to assist him.

>> No.16286570

>>16286556
Maybe he just wants to say what I said? I know if some one else has summed up my words, I'll find it easier to just link their post as if to say "this" rather than type out a redundant sentiment.

>> No.16286573

>>16286556
Because I was going to make a statement like his?

>> No.16286607

>>16285726
Sauce or artist?

>> No.16286611

I wish I could draw, or had the money to pay those who did.

The Mirrah set from ds3 is so fucking fabulous, an elven or perhaps vampiric fencer in this armor would look top tier

>> No.16286618

>>16286611
You could try learning. I will.

>> No.16286622

I want to brush a Shark's teeth.

>> No.16286623

>>16286607
Teru. They don't post commissions though so posts like those are the only sauce you're going to find.

>> No.16286625

>>16286622
I want to brush a Ryu's tongue!

>> No.16286626

>>16286611
>The Mirrah set from ds3 is so fucking fabulous
To correct myself, the chest piece is at least. I use Leonhard's legs and black leather gloves with Pharis's hat.

>>16286618
No time.

>> No.16286630

>>16286622
Don't they have little fishies for that?
>>16286626
>No time
Always time enough to improve yourself. It's a life-long process.

>> No.16286631

I guess that answers that. >>16286620

>> No.16286641

>>16286630
>Always time enough to improve yourself. It's a life-long process.
Yes but I'm working on writing. Maybe once I'm the best author conceivable, I'll find time to learn to draw

>> No.16286643

>>16286631
That motherfucker, he even used EMG bullshit for the OP. So much for waiting to make a new thread as I had planned.

>> No.16286645

>>16286641
I'm a writefag too and I'm proud to say I'm terrible at both! Never give up!

>> No.16286646

>>16286623
This teru ? http://teruchan.deviantart.com/gallery/
There are like dozen of terus

>> No.16286650

>>16286646
http://terupancake.tumblr.com/

>> No.16286651

>>16286294
I remember a hentai with a chocolate cat who looked exactly like Yoruichi.

>> No.16286654

>>16286630
Crocodiles get birds to do it.

>> No.16286657

>>16286654
Mmm, elephant fresh!

>> No.16286658

>>16286623
>They don't post commissions
That's pretty stupid desu senpai. Unless the guy specifically told not to share it though I doubt many people do that

>> No.16286660

>>16286643
Snooze ya lose nerd!

>> No.16286686

>>16286420
She's saying "I wish I were a bird".

>> No.16286688

>>16286360
Does touching her ears and tail count as harassment? I mean those ears go on for miles, who could resist?

>> No.16286694

>>16286688
You touch her fluffy tail without permission and you'll end up in prison where some nasty Ogre will touch your fleshy tail without permission.

>> No.16286705

>>16286694
Seems harsh for touching a tail, MGs get away with worse all the time.

>> No.16286727

>>16286705
Double-standards? Who would've thought!

>> No.16286881

>>16282099
>Make me an Amazon so I can teach anon a lesson

>> No.16286883

>>16286881
A lesson in tender loving femdom?

>> No.16286919

>>16286883
Yes. See if you ever throw her away again.

>> No.16286925

>>16286919
I won't. Unless throwing an Amazon at a Lilim makes some kind of super-Amazon with mad bondage skills.

>> No.16286974

>>16286925
Well, she gets bulletproof bracelets and a lasso of truth.

>> No.16286976

>>16286974
That's what I thought.

>> No.16286980

>>16286974
Does she have an invisible rape cave or something?

>> No.16286986

>>16286980
Invisible in the sense that you don't see the crow outside watching you.

>> No.16287031

>>16286986
What a lewd Crow, doesn't she have a book to read or something?

>> No.16287033

>>16287031
They're all lewd books anyway.

>> No.16287044

>>16287033
I want to catch a crow reading about anal

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