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Stay frosty
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>> No.16362331
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16362331

first for spoiling loli foxes

>> No.16362339

>>16362331
Spoil your fox
WITH KRAFT(TM) PROCESSED AMERICAN CHEESE SLICES(R)

>> No.16362341

>>16362326
>Ice Queen OP
I'm glad someone else likes her

>>16362331
Don't spoil her too much or she will end up a chubby lazy fox

>> No.16362342

>>16362326
Kobolds are cuddly and cute!

>> No.16362344

>>16362339
that's tofu dummy

>> No.16362381
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>>16362331
Can I be spoiled by a mature fox?

>> No.16362404
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16362404

Ayy /mgt/!

Just a small wip based on the stronk wight greentext from a little while back. I hope y'all are doing well and goodnight dudes!

>>16362381
>tfw no ara ara mg to spoil you
why must life be so cruel ;-;7

>> No.16362419
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16362419

I want to bum a Glacies!

>> No.16362439

>>16362381
Only if obey to her orders such as brushing her tails

>>16362404
Oh that's nice, I like her Apophis looking crown

>>16362419
I'm all about Glacies' mom

>> No.16362450

>>16362439
Obey her? That's just what I want anon!

>> No.16362464
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>>16362331
Gotta work off that fried tofu, or they'll get fat!

>> No.16362469

>>16362450
Are you sure about this? She might ask you to clean her ears and spoil you all day long as a reward

>>16362464
Most foxes spend all day in their temple, we should teach them about going out and exercising

>> No.16362474

>>16362469
Of course I'm sure about it anon.

>> No.16362479

>ushi-daughteru watches pirate movie
>thinks her seal makes her a pirate
>goes arrrr to everything you say

>> No.16362484
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16362484

Beware being coiled when you have shit to do.

>> No.16362486

>>16362479
But she's scared of any body of water bigger than a puddle and doesn't like taking baths, she can't be a pirate.

>> No.16362489

>>16362486
As long as she is on her boat then she is safe.

>> No.16362490

Is touching fluffy tails supposed to feel good for you or the fox?

>> No.16362491

>>16362490
Yes.

>> No.16362496

>>16362490
Indeed.

>> No.16362499

>>16362490

yep

>> No.16362502

>>16362484
>Not fucking snek so hard you knock her out so she wouldn't have to coil you later.

>> No.16362506
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>>16362490
Their tails are almost an erogenous zone for them.
But if you don't like fluff I don't know what to say.

>> No.16362563

I want to travel the great lakes with freshwater monster girls!

>> No.16362583

I'm going to make a temple where all Dragons are worshipped!

>> No.16362618

>>16362563
A very honorable goal
I would avoid Sahuagins if I were you

>>16362583
Some kind of messed up obscure cult temple or just a nice temple like Ryus have?

>> No.16362638

>>16362618
I don't want to avoid any. We'll all live together on a big freighter and go from lake to lake picking up more and more freshwater MG's. Maybe we can get lucky and find a bull shark near shore who is scared of the deep water and thus needs to spend the voyage inside!

>> No.16362639

>>16362618
>Ryu
>nice temple
Nobody likes water temples.

>> No.16362650

>>16362638
Sahuagins are flat rape fishes and sharks are muscled rape fishes, your trip will take a very lewd turn if you approach any of them
The other freshwater girls are cool though

>>16362639
I don't think there is that much water in a Ryu temple, it has to accommodate the visitors and Shirohebi priestesses

>> No.16362659

>>16362650
Sharks can't be rapey if they're too scared of the deep water anon. They don't need to know they're safe, it's just the implications they aren't.

>> No.16362680
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16362680

Could you handle it?

>> No.16362683

>>16362650
I need a chubby saguahain in my life

>> No.16362690

>>16362680
Probably, but I'd rather not.

>>16362639
Water temples are only good if they are fancy, have good music and you can't drown.

>> No.16362694

>>16362680
Nah. Too many whelps.

>> No.16362700

>>16362694
Let the dragon lolis come, I am ready

>> No.16362701

>>16362680
Orc kisses are probably very sloppy.

>> No.16362727

Reminder to not vagina the brotheru.

>> No.16362733

>>16362727
And don't forget vaginaing the sonu.

>> No.16362741

I had a dream with squishyflayers. They are headcanon daughteru now and there is nothing my waifu can do about it.

>> No.16362742

>>16362680
I'd attempt to, loved that doujin.

>> No.16362754

>>16362741
I think she'd rather have blood related daughterus.

>> No.16362756
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>>16362331
Don't! Spoiling kids is a major problem these days dude!

>> No.16362759

>>16362754
I already have a blood related daughteru and I love her more than all the little flayers, but still.
I hope my waifu cures my addiction.

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>>16362701

>> No.16362783

>>16362331
I couldn't resist such a look. She's too cute to not spoil with tofu and hugs.

>> No.16362795

https://exhentai.org/g/1013837/1a4387a395/

>> No.16362815
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>>16362795
Dialogue like this should stay untranslated.

>> No.16362825
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>>16362795

>> No.16362831

>>16362618
No weird stuff. Just a pure and beautiful temple for the worship of divine dragons!

>> No.16362838
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>>16362795
Truly perfection

>>16362825
>Ocelot Cheshire

>> No.16362849

>You'll never be a loyal guard of a Ryu's temple, who keeps ill-intended people away

>> No.16362860 [SPOILER] 
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>>16362849
I'm the one you never saw coming.

>> No.16362871

>>16362860
SHUT
UP
FISHER

>> No.16362874

What's up with this yandere Yuki-Onna?
We get no snow for over a month and the day I'm going slightly out of town to meet up with some of my friends we're almost hit by a snow storm.
What's her deal?

>> No.16362879

>>16362874
You said it yourself. She's yandere.

It sucks when mamono mana starts leaking out and fucks you up. I still get a little scared when taking hot baths.

>> No.16362915

>>16362795
>The auditory pleasure of being cummed inside of.
This is great.

>> No.16362916

>>16362680
Source?

>> No.16362919

>>16362916
Orc gals like pretty boys or something.

>> No.16362921

>>16362756
Ran sure looks like she was spoiled with sweets when she was younger.

>> No.16362926
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16362926

Who's this?

Also, twitter version is bad jpg while tumblr version is cropped. Why can't we have good things?

>> No.16362928

>>16362926
She's an Undine by the looks of it.

>> No.16362932

>>16362756
I wonder what her hat feels like

>> No.16362934

>>16362926
barb should really upload his pics to pixiv again, last update on there was in fucking April

>> No.16362935

>>16362926
How does Barb draw asses that are so addictive?

>> No.16362942

>>16362935
He made a deal with the devil.

>> No.16362944

>>16362639
Anon you're wrong. The Ryu water temple is like heaven. There are shrines and offering tables. And it's like a garden of life! They're flowing streams of water you can drink from and fountains.

The garden is a great place to worship.

>> No.16362946

>>16362935
He's an ass elemental

>> No.16362951

>>16362583
There will be shrines for Dragons, Ryus, Wyverns, Dragon, Otohimes, Jabberwocks, Wurms and even dragon zombies!

>> No.16362956

>>16362926
>tumblr version is cropped
What do you mean by that? They both look the same, what was cropped?

>> No.16362959
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>>16362331
>>16362464
>>16362469
>"Rise and shine, Anon! It's time to hit the gym!"

>> No.16362962

>>16362959
I don't know how to lift at the gym. I want to stay in bed.

>> No.16362965

>>16362956
He probably means that the tumblr version is smaller since they cap their images sizes at 1280x1920. Which still isn't cropping but eh.

>> No.16362967

>>16362959
I just did a nice jog. Gotta keep the form for the waifu.

>> No.16362977

>>16362650
The visitors should be accommodated yes, but the shirohebi are just as adept in water as a ryu as far as I know. Near water is their preferred habitat just like ryus.

>> No.16362980

>>16362959
Why should I.

>> No.16362986

>>16362959
It is 1 o'clock in the fucking morning

>> No.16362988

>>16362956
>>16362965
Yeah, sorry, I meant it's downscaled.

>> No.16362997
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>>16362980

'Cause ya got that big fight against 'Bloodbath' Nakano comin' up.

>> No.16363003

>>16362997
I'll just drop out.

>> No.16363004
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16363004

>>16362997
She's a large woman

>> No.16363010

>>16363004
Looks like a womanlet for me.

>> No.16363014

>>16362997
I hope she's gentle

>> No.16363016

>>16363014
Her name is 'Bloodbath' Nakano.

>> No.16363023
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>>16362795
>"Holding back? Y'know... you're not allowed to do that"

Okay, now that is a hot line. Monster girls want you to cum quickly, they know they can make you do it again easily after all.

I was going to crop to just that part of the page until I realized that despite them having sex there is nothing on that page that I can't post.

>> No.16363029

>>16363016
I bet she's just a real sweet cutie in private! I bet she still sleeps with teddy bears!

I want to be her teddy bear.

>> No.16363032

>>16363029
Boy you are in for a ride if you think she's sweet like that.

>> No.16363041

>>16362874
It snowed here too. Also temps will drop to like -19c tomorrow.

I bet it's because the OP has an Ice Queen on it.

>> No.16363044

>>16363032
Still I would love to be overpowered by her.

>> No.16363046

>>16362997
I bet she has a hard case of penis envy and if you press the right buttons it could easily turn into cock worhip

>> No.16363052
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16363052

reminder that the demon princess and her sisters are watching.

>> No.16363057
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>>16363023
Makes me want to get teased by a succubus.
>"You can go ahead and cum you know, throw away that stupid male pride of yours"
>"What are you so scared of anyway? Finishing too soon? You are a silly one, I can make you hard again faster than you can blink. Ufufu~"
Monster girls would probably brag to friends about how fast their man cums from their actions.

>> No.16363058

>>16363052
Should I be scared?

>> No.16363059

>>16363052
Is mine watching me post? Should I say to her?

>> No.16363060

>>16363052

What are they watching? TV?

>> No.16363063

>>16363052
So what?
I've got a wooden sword and a can of relentless. I'll wreck their shit!

>> No.16363070

>>16363052
I put a piece of tape over my webcam though!

>> No.16363079

>>16363057
I definitely would train my dick to enjoy countless hours of fucking with my waifu. I want to make her cum a lot too.

>> No.16363088

>>16363052
But what if i hate lilims?

>> No.16363091

>>16363058
Depends if one of them take a closer interest.
>>16363059
Do your creepiest "hello" to ath her off gaur
>>16363060
No, you are more worth watching.
>>16363063
Becuase a demon princess would surely fall to a stick.
>>16363070
Magic can to amazing things anon.

>> No.16363095

>>16363079
>The look of unbridled love on her face when your cum ratio is finally surpassed by hers
On a side note, what's a word stronger than love?

>> No.16363096

>>16363052
I'm gonna do you then I'm gonna do myself.

>> No.16363101

>>16363091
>Depends if one of them take a closer interest.

I'm saving myself for my Anubis waifu.

>> No.16363104

>>16363088
Then maybe they want to find a way for you to appreciate them?

>> No.16363106

>>16363095
Not really sure, and because I don't know I would shower her in synonyms and do my best to make sure her whole body, soul and mind gets all of my feelings.

>> No.16363112

>>16363091

>No, you are more worth watching.

But I'm super boring. They must not have a lot to do.

>> No.16363117

>>16363091
I can't do a creepy hello. I'm work.

Maybe I'll masturbate and say her name just for fun.

>> No.16363121

>>16363106
Need a flayer wife, or alternatively, if your waifu is a species or even an individual for magic, get her to learn telepathy and/or mind reading.

Pelt her with all your emotions

>> No.16363127

>>16363052
But what if I like it that way?

>> No.16363133

>>16363052
TITUS

GET THE CROSS

>> No.16363148
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Time to buy a new toaster

>> No.16363149 [SPOILER] 
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16363149

>look in the closet and see this.

What do you do?

>> No.16363157

>>16363149

shut the closet.

>> No.16363158

>>16363149
Find a maid that isn't doing crystal therapy.

>> No.16363160
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Anyone find it funny how utterly denied the memecat was? She didn't even get to confront the jabberwock, gave up as soon as she showed up.

>> No.16363162

>>16363148
Somebody buy that Raiju a taser so she can stop fucking with the outlets and destroying electrical stuffS

>> No.16363165

>>16363157
She's just going to seep through the cracks and crevices.

>>16363158
I don't get it.

>> No.16363167

>>16363104
They're just too mary sue for me. I like femdom but i just cannot like them.

>> No.16363168

>>16363160
The Jabberwocks little friends creep me out already but now they just scare me. I mean just look at it!

>> No.16363174 [SPOILER] 
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>>16363160
Jabberwock is the Alpha Predator!

>> No.16363176

>>16363167
Maybe we could come up with a lilim that has flaws?

>> No.16363181

>>16363174
I want to squeeze that belly!

>> No.16363191
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>>16362980
She'll make it up to you in the showers

>> No.16363192

>>16363176

Is not existing a flaw?

>> No.16363194
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>>16363181
Jabberwocks are proud and magnificent dragons! They do the bullying and teasing around here, not you!

Graceful!

>> No.16363200

>>16363149
Get the Extra-Strength Slime Away

>> No.16363212

>>16363192
Be fair
thats too easy

>> No.16363214

>>16362838
I like the extra lore detailed here, but I wonder if they asked KC to okay/explain anything or came up with it all on their own.

Not that it makes a big difference, other than I'd love the whole average height thing to become canon for KC's jabberwocks.

>> No.16363215
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It's too damn cold where I'm at, I need a 8-10 "abominable" Yeti to keep me warm

>> No.16363220

>>16363214
KC retweeted the doujin multiple times, if there was anything major he didn't like/agree with we probably would've heard of it long ago.

>> No.16363221

>>16363191
I don't like public showering.

>> No.16363260

>>16363214
The omake also shows how wonderland girls go outside their realm too.

>> No.16363271

>>16363194
I know. I love and respect a dragon's pride and haughty nature. But who can resist squeezing that belly! I don't care if it gets me a punch on the face! I'm going to do it!

>> No.16363274

>>16363200
That's mean. You're a meanie.

>> No.16363281

>>16363176
Truth be told they are slowly growing on me. They're for a certain type.

>> No.16363303

>>16363281
>Truth be told they are slowly growing on me.

They play the long game, man. At the start I despised them for being mary suish and now I'm almost on the level of a waifufag for them.

>> No.16363308

>>16363303
>At the start I despised them for being mary suish and now I'm almost on the level of a waifufag for them.
Are you me? Slowly they look like the best option.

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>>16363221
>not wanting to shower with a fit fox
I worry about you

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>>16363352
oh goddamn it

>> No.16363361

>>16363354
She doesn't look like a nice and polite fox.

>> No.16363370

>>16363303
>>16363308
Lilim magic is too strong.

>> No.16363372
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Valkyries.

>> No.16363375

>>16363372
Are pure

>> No.16363376

>>16363361
She does dirty work, and likes to play dirty

>> No.16363377

>>16363215
That Yeti is lazy, she'll want to lay in bed all day and sleep through a blizzard

>> No.16363380

>>16363372
WHORE
OF
B A B Y L ON
A
B
Y
L
O
N

>> No.16363383
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16363383

>>16363303
計画通り

>> No.16363387

>>16363372
>that outfit
Does she want me to turn her into a dark valkyrie? Because god damn I want to.

>> No.16363388

>>16363383
Stop posting her. The dick can't hold on.

>> No.16363389

>>16363383
ELH needs to commission more thicc of this Lilim.

>> No.16363390

>>16363149
Walk into the closet and accept my fate

>> No.16363391

>>16363376
But she doesn't look gentle. And she looks dangerous.

Doesn't look like the kind of girl you can love.

>> No.16363395

>>16363383
I'm sorry miss I only speak freedom

>> No.16363398
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16363398

>>16363389
It's hard finding someone who has a style I like, is open for commissions, and doesn't charge my firstborn's soul

>> No.16363399

>>16363380
Rude.

>> No.16363403

>>16363387
Alter Nero Venus would be pretty cool.

>> No.16363408

>>16363398
>>16363383
FAT TAILS!

>> No.16363412

>>16363391
She's rough around the edges, but she's an aggressive cuddler

>> No.16363416

>>16363408
Druella may have Lescatie and [you], the Queen of Hearts Wonderland, and Mari her own daughter. But Ilassa has the thickest tail of them all. As a wise poet once said:

>My tail shake brings all the boys to the yard,
>And there like,
>Its better than yours,
>Damn right its better than yours

>> No.16363429

>>16363416
I can't disagree.

>> No.16363434

>>16363412
I bet she does with those muscles.

>> No.16363435

>>16363354
It would just be weird. I don't like showering near others.

>> No.16363460

>>16363435
What about a bath in a Slime? That sounds comfy to me

>> No.16363533

>>16363460
Not him, but Slime baths are great. You don't even have to fill up the tub. Just jump on your waifu and enjoy the pleasing sensations.

Or if you're running late, Slime shower. Go up and hug your Slime waifu, and then push, and step straight through her, coming out clean on the other side.

>> No.16363545

>>16363370
my waifu is still a dragon.

>> No.16363552

>>16363149
"Unzips dick"

>> No.16363555
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16363555

I want a Redcap to be waiting for me when I come home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA8QrOAghZ0

>> No.16363571

>>16363545
So is mine.

>> No.16363572

>>16363555
You really don't

>> No.16363577

>>16363545
A love for a waifu is unbreakable. No amount of corruption of mind wiping by a flayer can change that.

>> No.16363578

>>16363555
I want to see an extreme advertising version of that.

>> No.16363581

>>16363572
I do. I'd just get insurance on the important items.

>> No.16363586

>>16363533
>Slime shower
Didn't think of this
If you have a Bubble Slime you can even do a jacuzzi

>>16363555
Living with a Redcap is like a rollercoaster, she goes from butchering you with her friendly affection bat and violently raping your helpless body to being a lovey dovey docile waifu who would never even think of raping you

That's not a bad thing though, I'd love a Redcap to ambush me when I get home too

>> No.16363592

>>16363533
Sounds nice. But I'd fear being molested constantly.

>> No.16363598
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>>16362326
Kuudere royalty is so pretty.
I want to molest until she's a sloppy mess of melted ice-water.

>>16362419
Her princess daughter too.

Having both royal mother and daughter sitting on my lap as they rub their crotches against my thighs. So hot it turns their surface to steam.

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>>16363555
With or without oppai?

>> No.16363601

>>16363598
Eww she looks so dumb. Give her long hair so she can be cute again.

>> No.16363622

>>16363586
>Theoretically you could keep a Redcap as a Whitecap with enough sex, but the bipolar bit is what makes them so much fun in the first place. I want to tie up my Whitecap, and tease her for hours until she's a frothing Redcap trying to break free, and then fuck her back into a Whitecap before freeing her.
>>16363600
oppai, but modest ones. kept wrapped because she's a tomboy.

>> No.16363625

>>16363601
Pigtails are for bratty tsundere peasants.
Bobcat is for reserved, well-educated kuuderes princesses.

>> No.16363626

>>16362825
>Cheshire chasing you in Wonderland
"Nyahahaha! Nyow you'll face my nyafarious schemes, Humyan!"
>Turn around, fed up of running through the Shroom forest
>'Don't you have a post to go scratch you cheeki-breeki me-so-cat-speaki cunt?'
>Her ears twitch, pupils contracting as her eyes take on a dangerous red, murderous glow
>The air seems a few degrees colder as she practically tears her dress apart to allow her legs more freedom of movement, getting on all fours
"Do you think this is a game, motherfucker?"
>She rapes you twice as hard after she catches you, using teleportation to psych you out

>> No.16363627

>>16363622
accidental greentext that first part.

>> No.16363631

>>16363598
Short haired girls are the best.

>> No.16363645 [DELETED] 

>>16363626
Who are you quoting.

>> No.16363658

>>16363626
>cheeki-breeki me-so-cat-speaki cunt?
medium kek

>> No.16363660

>>16363626
Cheshire snusnu doesn't sound all too bad.

>> No.16363665
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How do Slimes survive winter outside human settlements? Do they hibernate? Or do they consume vast amounts of alcohol to keep unfrozen? Do Slimes make a lot of moonshine?

>> No.16363677

>>16363665
I like to this they hibernate. That or they travel down through rocks and cave systems to get warmer underground.

You'll never see something more beautiful than in spring where Slike Girls form up from the ground.

>> No.16363682

>>16363677
>You'll never see something more beautiful than in spring where Slike Girls form up from the ground.
This is why I like these threads. You always learn something beautiful about the world.

>> No.16363683

>>16363665
I imagine they move underground and form small communities. Sewers and caves, that sort of thing.

Slimes are also super lightweights, at the expense of alcohol lasting for a shorter time.

>> No.16363692

>>16363677
>>16363683
So what is a "Slime community" like?

>> No.16363699

>>16363692
Sticky.

>> No.16363701

>>16363692
Its like a bunch of lazy girls scooting around at a snails pace, and ending up on the ceiling and stuff.

>> No.16363702

>>16363665
I think we should dig in direction of them non-existing.

>> No.16363703

>>16363702
Why are you even in this thread?

>> No.16363704
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>>16363702
don't like slime?

>> No.16363710

>>16363149
What the fuck is she doing in my closet anyways?

>> No.16363712

>>16363703
I like tomatoes.

>> No.16363719

>>16363710
Scrubbing the Skeletons, checking for Alps.

>> No.16363721

>>16363710
Waiting for you to open up for your surprise!

>> No.16363724

>>16363701
So basically mega cute?

>> No.16363727

>>16363665
Slimes are subterranean monsters. They live in damp environments and where temeratures are not too high nor not too low.

This is why you usually find them in abandoned dungeons, where they can seep in through the cracks in the walls.

Alternatively, they are parasitic monsters that seek the refuge within other organisms to survive when they are not strong enough to survive on their own. Always make sure to use a condom when engaging in sexual relationships with unknown monsters.

>> No.16363731

>>16363704
Do the colours predict their personality?

Is pink ara ara?

>> No.16363733

>>16363727
I see no reason not to become a host for a Slime girl. I'd become super popular with 90's kids.

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>>16363731
Some colors are certainly more prone to specific personality types.

Pinks/Purples/Lavenders are typically the lewdest, see Dark Slime

>> No.16363744

>>16363719
>Scrubbing those skeletons
Those skellies pay rent to live in there, you know.

>>16363721
I seriously hope it's not a pie prank again.

>> No.16363745
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Imouto backpacks are best backpacks!

>> No.16363753

>>16363745
What about daughteru backpacks?

>> No.16363757

>>16363744
So do the Shog-scrubs come included with the rent, or is it something they pay for separately?
>>16363745
Is she kissing the back of his head?

>> No.16363763

>>16362326
I just thought of something. On a scale of 1-10, how mad would an Ice Queen be if I hummed Let it Go around her?

>> No.16363771

>>16363753
can you dick a daughteru?
>>16363757
she's probably sniffing his hair

>> No.16363773

>>16363771
>can you dick a daughteru?
I think we established last thread that it is indeed God's will that we do.

>> No.16363775

>>16363763
she'd give you blue balls, and I don't mean she'd deny you sex

>> No.16363778

>>16363733
>He wants tiny slimes crawling in his nutsack.
I mean, It's not my fetish, but whatever.

http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2811496

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would a paladin try dressing up as a monster girl to seduce her squire?

>> No.16363786

>>16363757
I don't remember hiring a "Shog-scrubs" service. I don't remember letting her in either.

She could've just, y'know, knocked on the door.

>> No.16363788

>>16363781
She would just rape him.

>> No.16363789

>>16363781
> a paladin try dressing up as a monster girl
Absolutely heretical.

>> No.16363802

>>16363786
She is the door.

>> No.16363803

>>16363771
>>16363773
Yes anon, God wills it.

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>>16363781
She'd need to snusnu him and THEN monsterize for that seduction to matter.

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This is the appropriate position a dog should find itself in at all times, save for rare exceptions, should it's owner allow it.

>> No.16363813

>>16363802
NANDATTE

>> No.16363817

>>16363813
She likes it when you enter her.

>> No.16363821

>>16363803
I think I missed that whole "God wills it" discussion. Anybody got a link to the last thread?

>> No.16363822

>>16363811
L-lewd!

>> No.16363830

>>16363821
I could summarize it to you as follows:
>God destroys Sodom & Gomorrah for being sinful
>only good people there were Lot and his family
>Lot and his daughters are in a cave
>they get him drunk and take turns V'ing their dad to get pregnant
Like so.

>> No.16363832

>>16363817
How can you be so sure? I locked the door with a key!

>> No.16363837

>>16363811
Needs more ass

>> No.16363842

>>16363811
But I want an Anubis to leg-lock me

>> No.16363843

>>16363832
I would make a Yog-Sothot joke here but I'm too lazy.

>> No.16363847

>>16362874
I think there are groups of terrorist Yuki Onna terrorizing people. It has gotten so cold that forget doodling, I can't even SLEEP.

>> No.16363848

>>16363830
huh, interesting what you can learn about your own religion from such a heretical thread

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>>16363822
Not lewd.
Just the natural order of things.

>>16363842
You can ask your wife to do that, but not your dog. Dogs are not for that.

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>>16363847
Please don't die.
>>16363848
>Oh Inquisitor-kun, interrogate me more!

>> No.16363859

>>16363052
Which ones? I wouldn't mind Illassa watching me as I pound her pussy and ass until she can't walk straight for a decade.

>> No.16363865

>>16363733
>>16363778

Imagine if you unknowingly became a host to a slime girl who for years slowly grew as she consumed a small part of whatever you ate/drank which would in turn leave you wanting to eat/drink more than usual. And then you wake up one day to find a slime girl in your home. Seemingly out of nowhere.

>> No.16363867

>>16363865
Would she call me daddy?

>> No.16363868

>>16363854
>Not lewd
I wasn't complaining.

barb really knocked it outa the park this time.

>> No.16363877

>>16363867

Yep.

>> No.16363879

>>16363830
Why did they V their dad again?

>> No.16363882

>>16363877
Then I will raise her as my own, teaching her left from right and black from white.
>>16363879
Their husbands died when God carpetbombed the cities.

>> No.16363883

>>16363865
At least it wasn't a tapeworm girl.

>> No.16363884

>>16363856
I genuinely might die at this rate. Last winter wasn' even half as bad.

If I do die, I want you to know that Werewolves are the best monsters, Wurms are the cutest dragons, and that I had Reeses Puffs for breakfast

>> No.16363887

>>16363884
What? candy for breakfast! no way...

>> No.16363889

>>16363856
not gonna lie, I would totally tie up and whip a dark priest
>"tell me, you slovenly nun. are you enjoying this?"
>she can't get any words past the ballgag in her mouth
>"fine. if you refuse to answer, I'll have to keep whipping you."

>> No.16363890

>>16363887
It's so easy a Wurm could do it.

>> No.16363892

>>16363883
Is tapeworm inverse sandworm?

>> No.16363893

>>16363856
Wouldn't it be really funny to work as a Inquisitor and be sent to a church since they suspect that it's starting to get corrupted but it turns out it and the entire town is fully corrupted. But you don't find that out until you meat with the head priestess. And after that you have a new wife.

>> No.16363894

>>16363811
But I want my Anubis to have ME on a tight collar and leash! Strictly non lewd of course and only in private.

>> No.16363897

>>16363882
And they didn't have sex with their husbands instead because...

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>>16363884
Well it's only going to get colder from here, so if you do die I'll light a candle for you sometime. When's your birthday?
Also you should hoard newspapers and stuff your clothes with them at night

>> No.16363906

>>16363897
Because their husbands were dead.

>> No.16363910

>>16363897
Because there wasn't anything left of them to fuck, whereas daddy-o had a working dick that was easily accessible.

>> No.16363911

>>16363906
Before they died, Anon. Did they marry the dudes moments before scorched earth?

>> No.16363914

>>16363911
No, but what does that have to do with anything?

>> No.16363918

>>16363914
Why didn't they fuck their husbands BEFORE God fucked everyone up is what I'm asking.

>> No.16363920

>>16363918
Who says they didn't? What does that have to do with anything?

>> No.16363929

>>16363920
Then how did they managed to get babies with their father and not with their husbands?

>> No.16363931

>>16363929
Why does it bother you so much?

>> No.16363935

>>16363929
Lot's daughters were virgins who he offered to a mob to be raped, they didn't have husbands.

>> No.16363939

>>16363931
Just asking.

>> No.16363942

>>16363935
The other guy just said they did though.

>> No.16363944

>>16363942
Well then he's wrong, isn't he? Also I'm him and I just remembered that bit wrong, sorry, they were virgins

>> No.16363946

>>16363902
June 19th.

I do have newspapers here and there thanks to local crap in my po box though, so I should try it.

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>>16363946
Yeah. Put a layer on top of yourself too. It might not be proof against -45 Celsius, but it's something.
Good luck.

>> No.16363960

>>16363894
Well, that'd make you the dog.

>> No.16363963
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Are video games a bad influence to Monster Girls?

>> No.16363966

>>16363963
Spyro is kind of a racial stereotype.

>> No.16363969

>>16363963
You mean to ask if video games are a bad influence in monster girl media, or monster girl themselves?

>> No.16363972

>>16363944
wow ok

>> No.16363971

>>16363963
If anything, video games teach Grizzlies that Russian men are perfect for Jocasta'ing so they become wrestlers.

>> No.16363978

>>16363960
I'd be a good little pup my Anubis. I'd clean the house, do the chores all while wearing my collar as a sign of possession! It always means I won't get hit on by other MGs!

>> No.16363982

>>16363963
Jack Thompson taught me that that Mass Effect is a rape-simulator where you can freely control you characters into any kind of depraved sex-act imaginable.
You can understand the disappointment I felt at what I actually got, but can you imagine how a Monster would feel?

>> No.16364000

What's happens when foxes learn the secret recipe to fried tofu?

>> No.16364004

>>16364000
Shields shall be splintered and the courage of men will come crashing down.

>> No.16364015

Are you capable of stealing a dragon's panties?

>> No.16364018
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>>16363162
>Try to taser a Raiju trying to rape you.
>It only makes her more aroused.

>> No.16364020

>>16364015
If I can resist the urge to viciously rape a cockatrice, I think I can steal one measly pair o' panties.

>> No.16364024

>>16364015
Depends on whether or not they wear them.
>tfw the writefag responsible for those MG dorm panty raid things is AWOL

>> No.16364032

>>16364018
Another Loen piece that warms my heart and soul.

>> No.16364035

>>16364018
That's why you punch monster girls in the nose when they try to rape you.

>> No.16364036

>>16364024
I bet the Mouse dorm has cute panties, with cheese print on them or something. Even that tough Rat Girl that hangs out with them.

>> No.16364043

>>16364035
No

>> No.16364045

>>16364020
But do you endanger your life?

>>16364024
Steal the used ones from the floor of her room. I'll give you your quest reward once you return.

>> No.16364046

>>16364043
Why not? What's wrong with protecting yourself?

>> No.16364047

>>16364046
You shouldn't harm a monster girl. Your virginity is worth less than her well being.

>> No.16364049

>>16364047
But why?

>> No.16364050
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>>16364020
2017!

Year of the Cockatrice!

PARTY AT THE COCKATRICE DORM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.16364053

>>16364049
Because.

>> No.16364055

>>16364050
I want to do things that aren't lewd with a Cockatrice!

>> No.16364057

>>16364050
Going to cock the cock!

>> No.16364063

>>16364047
If a monster girl tried to rape me I'd put her in an arm bar

>>16364050
Please leave the Cockatrices alone, the last time the boys invaded their dorm it took 3 weeks to make them stop running

>> No.16364064

>>16364053
That's not good enough.

I value my safety more than a monster girl.

>> No.16364069

>>16364024
We've lost a good amount of writefags to either their own hubris and faggotry or life. But the Wheel of Time continues to spin and we always have new people coming in, or coming back.

>> No.16364074

>>16364050
>Cockatrice running around in a panic, while a group of frat boys chant '2017!' and 'YEAR OF THE ROOSTER!'.
>They spend the night trying to grab a Cockatrice, then carry them under their arm to a bed for some pussy crushing.
>Meanwhile the Kakuen dorm nearby watches with a pout.

>> No.16364077

>>16364063
And you will be arrested by the MGC. Either given to a mind flayer for a mind wipe due to you being a threat to society. Or thrown in prison. Specifically in the same cell as that Unshi-Oni with a lot of tattoos.

>>16364064
Then you don't deserve a waifu.

>> No.16364084

>>16364074
>>Meanwhile the Kakuen dorm nearby watches with a pout.
I'm going to party with those monkeys.

>> No.16364085

>>16364069
I'm still here. I'm half tempted to just publish what little I have done in a couple of stories I'm working on, and update as I go. Just to prove I'm still around.

>> No.16364087

>>16364074
>Mass gangrape
>Ruining somebody else's waifu

>> No.16364090

>>16364087
Yep, hell of a party.

>> No.16364093

>>16364087
>implying they all aren't being husbando'd at that moment.

>> No.16364096

>>16364085
Yeah well at least you're publishing shit. I already broke my resolution to write again because story intros are an absolutely revolting cunt to deal with.

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>>16364050
She's already got this and another piece of art on KC's twitter too.

People remember she exists, finally.

>> No.16364102

>>16364074
I wonder if the maid dorm is spotless. A little too spotless.

>> No.16364105

>>16364074

Hellhounds and Kobolds are waiting for their turn next year.

>> No.16364106

>>16364093
>Shy Cockatrice from the countryside, growing up in a rural area with her Cockatrice mother and her farmer father.
>Leaves for the big city to go to college.
>Parents check her Facesit profile to see what she's been up to during her first few weeks.
>Picture of her drunk and naked, being given shoulder rides by a shirtless man from the Barbarian fraternity.

>> No.16364108

>>16364050
I'm going to Saytros house.

Surely those girls don't party too hard?

>> No.16364112

>>16364106
>Facesit profile

kek'd hard

>> No.16364114

>>16364106
>Facesit
Fucking hell

>> No.16364115

>>16364108
Toga Parties for days bro

>> No.16364118

>>16364106
>Facesit

Nice

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>>16364106
>Facesit profile
Clever.
>Barbarian fraternity
So human dorms are dedicated to assorted job classes?

>> No.16364127

I had a thought

>Be an Anon dragged to a party
>"The music sucks, my feet hurt I wanna go home"
>Suddenly the tune changes
>An Apsara takes the dance floor
>She's charming everyone with her exotic dancing, causing all the couples at the party to fuck like crazy
>i.e. everyone but Anon
>Suddenly she spots Anon
>Not taking no for an answer she drags him to the dance floor and starts dancing with him
>He's awkward at first but with her help he dances like a professional
>His awkwardness melts away
>Her lewd movements are too much and Anon soon finds dancing a little uncomfortable
>The Apsara notices this and jumps on him
>Manages to move her body to the beat even as they're fucking
>By the end of the night Anon had a wife

>> No.16364130

>>16364108
>Satyros don't party hard
>When their patron deity is the fucking Roman God of Partying Too Hard
Anon, you're going to have to explain why you and a White Horn are conjoined at the hips and haunches to the campus police. As well as to how the fuck you managed to get up there in the first place with her four hoofed legs all splayed around in the branches.

>> No.16364131

>>16364124
The barbarian fraternity sounds nice. Eating, mead drinking and fighting! I don't care if I can't fight that sounds awesome!

>> No.16364134

>>16364115
>>16364130
Oh I'm sure those are just exaggerations.

>> No.16364139

>>16364127
>Not stealth-leaving when the Apsara becomes the life of the party and going back to shitposting at home

>> No.16364140

>>16364131
Don't worry, the other members will be willing to teach you.

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>> No.16364144

>>16364131
Their pledges go through some rigorous tests though, but combined with the courses that are part of the Bachelor of Barbarism degree, you'll leave the college a well-muscled, mead-drinking, axe-wielding Barbarian, ready to join a longhouse in the real world.

>> No.16364147

>>16364106
>Facesit
I bet that site has a lot of kakuens.

>> No.16364151

>>16364139
There are girls outside waiting to ambush lone men leaving.

There's a creepy NEET Kej who wants to take a cute boy to her room.

>> No.16364154

>>16364151
Fuck.

Back door into the alley then.

>> No.16364157

>>16364144
>>16364140
Barbarian Frat house is best house. I can finally go "slay" that cute haughty dragon.

>> No.16364158

>>16364154
There's a spider there.

>> No.16364159

>>16364154
Rats and spiders.

>> No.16364163

>>16364147
That sounds like a nice site.

>> No.16364168

>>16364158
>>16364159
What kind of fucking club is this

Exit to the ceiling via air ducts?

>> No.16364172

>>16364142
>Galf
>Gal Elf
I need this so much

>> No.16364173

>>16364168
Ghosts.

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>>16364124
>>16364131
>Share a course with a Barbarian student, trying to pass the literature course for the 5th time.
>You hit it off, become good friends, and he mentions he and his dorm are throwing a party and that you should join.
>It sounds good, so you agree.
>When you arrive that night, you realize he failed to mention that they're sharing the party with the Minotaur Dorm.
>It's complete chaos, feats of strength being performed all around, arm-wrestling, drinking contests, showing off their respective weapons.
>Barbarian friend sees you and calls you over.
>Introduces you to a towering Minotaur girl with breasts larger than your head.
>You look up at her face, she actually seems quite shy.
>"So uh... You want to see my Battleaxe?"

>> No.16364179

>>16364168
They're in the air ducts Anon.

>> No.16364181

Which one of you fags is posting Latenight shit on /v/.

>> No.16364183

>>16364175
Unironically sounds like a blast.

>> No.16364187
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>>16364147
Lots of butt pictures there.

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How to piss off the Ogre who likes John Lennon into a frothing rage rape state, by Beau Regard Hunter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7TmmyZnHI

Also don't open that image.

>> No.16364189

>>16364175
Please don't hurt me.

>> No.16364194
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>>16362916
Should be enough info on this page.

Probably.

>> No.16364195

>>16364134
>Anon goes to a party with the Satyros fraternity
>It's actually a pretty subdued affair at first, like one of the high-class wine parties
>There's a small winegoat honey snuggling up to you and sharing drinks from her personal casks with you
>...
>The sound of bricks being put into place rouses you from the hangover you're suffering from
>You can't move your arms, manacled to the wall with thick iron chains
>It's a small cubby, beneath the Satyros house or some similarly old building. The walls around you are cold, unyielding brick
>You're also naked
"Ehehe~ Looks like they got me too~"
>The Satyros that was snuggling up to you is chained to the wall as well, your cock pressing against her stomach, half-erect
>There's a guy stacking bricks and mortaring them into a wall to seal you and the winegoat inside
>'Let us out'
>He looks up, smirks.
"No can do, buddy. Frat leader's orders. Said to give you the 'Genuine Experience'."
>Continues building the wall, you're shaking the manacles and jostling the Satyros
>Every time you do, you can feel how soft her body is, and how warm it is as well, you're getting harder as well
"Look man, it's that little minx's kink. She likes this 'dark fantasy' stuff, you see. Talk to her, not me. Besides, we'll let you out in a day or two."
>The wall is complete, save for one brick to used as a view hole to make sure you're both okay. Hear a small chuckle as he drops something in, a fragrant smelling flower pod of some kind.
>You're both getting heated and randy now.
>...
>It's been sixteen hours since the newbie and the Satyros were sealed in the room, some kind of weird bullshit fetish she had from reading an old story
>All you can hear is the rattling of chains and the lewd, wet squelching noises from within
>Take a peak, using the dim light from a handheld flashlight to see within
>She's managed to mount her hooves onto the wall that's keeping them in the cubby, fucking him in suspended congress while using the brick wall to support herself
>Shake your head, remembering the weird shit your own Satyros likes to employ during your sex sessions, like drinking something she calls the 'Milk of Bacchus' that lets her literally lactate wine
>Fucking Winegoats, man. How do they work.

>> No.16364196

>>16364189
Minotaurs are gentle. Silly anon.

>> No.16364209

>>16364196
I'd still be scared of her.

>> No.16364212

>>16364173
>>16364179
Fine, it's time for desperate measures

Getting on the roof and jumping into a rescue helicopter in mid-air

>> No.16364214

>>16364209
Then just embrace the soft and warm comfort of her breasts if you don't want to get involved in the drinking, eatin and fighting.

>> No.16364216

>>16364212
Harpy's.

>> No.16364219

>>16364216
Delinquent Pigeon Harpies!

>> No.16364220

>>16364216
Harpies? Harpies.

I'm dumb.

>> No.16364221

>>16364214
Does she like cuddling?

>> No.16364224

>>16364219
Short harpies that cause all kinds of trouble?

I want to hit one with a broom!

>> No.16364225

>>16364216
This is the most unfair map I've ever played.

>> No.16364227

>>16364195
We need a story about a dense anon who just wants to party at MGCU and goes to all the sororities trying to find the best party.

>> No.16364229

>>16364209
Yeah, cuz you'se a pussy.

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>>16364214
>if you don't want to get involved in the drinking
Since he's in proximity of those massive titties he's gonna be drinking something else.

>> No.16364233

>>16364225
Suck it up bitchboy.

>> No.16364236

>>16364232
>Glasses

How cute.

>> No.16364238

>>16364233
Fuck this game, I'm using FOXDIE.

>> No.16364239

>>16364232
I want to fuck that boat cow.

>> No.16364242

>>16364227
So basically you're suggesting Andrew W.K. tearing through MGCU parties?
I like it.

>> No.16364244

>>16364221
Of course? She's a mintotaur. They love being the big spoon.

>> No.16364245

>>16364238
>Your reference has attracted the attention of a nerdy lamina
>Good(?) end

>> No.16364248

>>16364244
Would they like being the little spoon?

>> No.16364250

>>16364195
This sounds fucking irritating actually

>> No.16364253

>>16364244
How big?

>> No.16364255

>>16364248
You can try anon. You can try.

>>16364253
Yuge.

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>>16364050
>>16364127
>>16364175
>Why is no one visiting the Dragon Dorm!
>I want a cute boy to try and steal my treasure!
>Why else would I come to college?!
>It's not fair!

>> No.16364260

Ok anons, here's the scenario. You wake up in your waifu's bedroom as she wakes up one day, suddenly transported out of your world and into hers. What does she do? What do you do? How has she been living before this?

>> No.16364263

>>16364255
>Yuge.

Good. I will be as cute as possible for her.

>> No.16364264

>>16364256
By precious treasure do you mean panties? If so then yes. I want to become her husband. I love easily angered haughty dragons!

>> No.16364266

>>16364242
>Andrew W.K. in MGC
I'd pay to see that.

>> No.16364267

>>16364260
Shit nigga I'm tired I'll go back to bed and cuddle her. Hope she's ok with that.

>> No.16364273

>>16364260
>What does she do?
Pounce due to her predatory instincts
>What do you do?
Probably cry with happiness like a school girl at a one direction concert if I'm being honest
>How has she been living before this?
In a cave, picking off small animals from the near by forest.

>> No.16364275

>>16364260
Step 1:
>CUDDLE

I haven't thought of step two yet.

>> No.16364276

>>16364255
I'll try! I'll try so hard!

>> No.16364292

>Nobody wants to visit the insect frat house

T-They aren't scary! And they're very sanitary!

>> No.16364302

>>16364292
It'd be eerily quiet.

Except for that one Cicada girl.

>> No.16364306

>>16364292
Insect frat house is filled with dirt and rocks.

>> No.16364308

>>16364292
If they're Regura insects you wont be able to get me out of there.

>> No.16364307

>>16364292
Only if there's a lactating Arachne.

>> No.16364310

>>16364260
Oh man. My Kobold waifu would probably be too stunned and surprised to react. Her tail would slowly pick up speed and then we'd hug. We'd cuddle for hours, I'd be holding her so tight for fear of her disappearing or something and she'd be doing the same. Just feeling the lovely intimate closeness of the one we've yearned for for so long would be almost overwhelming, so we probably wouldn't want to move much. We'd gaze into each other's eyes and I'm sure she'd want to lick my face or kiss me but she might hold off for awhile just out of sheer disbelief. We'd definitely get more gropey and lovey as time progresses, and the cuddling would turn into sex.

Up until then she'd probably have been going to school for magical science or actually working in magical science, one of the two.

>> No.16364316

>>16364292
Okay, fine. I'll go say hi or something.

>> No.16364317

>>16364292
I'm going to chat up that cute angry wasp!

>> No.16364328

Would there be a fraternity for Kuudere girls?

>> No.16364333

>>16364328
I thought they were separated by species?

>> No.16364339

>Going to fraternities
Hah Hah...hah...

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>>16364292
The only frat I'd be interested in are the cunnybees and Boobgobbos.

>> No.16364344
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>>16364307
>Spiders.
>Insects.
You seem to be awkwardly mistaken.

>> No.16364345

>>16364333
Maybe there would be both.

>> No.16364352

>>16364344
They're still creepy crawlies.

>> No.16364357

>>16364352
Racist.

>> No.16364407

>>16364260
>What does she do?
Flay me

>What do you do?
Surrender my sanity to her and admit my love before being flayed

>How has she been living before this?
A kind of empty life of studying psionic arts, corrupting women and participating in her underground society

I personally believe that a lot of monster girls live empty lives before meeting their husband
Just think of how bored a Wurm must be just digging around and hunting for food everyday for years and then think of how happy she is with a nice husband

>> No.16364416
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Spiders would be excellent maids.

Patient, prefers peace and quiet, very perceptive, careful to details, excellent weavers and stitchers, can use venom to liquefy food in case of illness or babies, and many other useful abilities and characteristics.

>> No.16364417

>>16364260
I probably wait for her to move first, my heart pounding, on the verge of giving in, while at the same time trying to rationalize it all as a dream. She would probably do the same thing but she'd note the familiar surroundings and realize reality sooner. And then she'd probably take stock of my panicked expression and go all predatory-neesan.

>> No.16364425

>>16364416
>can use venom to liquefy food in case of illness or babies
That means feeding sick and babies with poison.

>> No.16364428

>>16364416
Spiders are also really cute.

>> No.16364433

>>16364425
*venom

It's innocuous when consumed unless you have microabrasions or cuts in your mouth for the venom to seep in directly into your bloodstream.

>> No.16364434

>>16364260
Both would stare at each other like fucking idiots for a good minute or two, then do something to make sure it's not a dream, then wake up for real.

>> No.16364437
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>"would you like some milk with your breakfast?"

>> No.16364439

>>16364437
Good morning Sweaterbus!

>> No.16364443
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>>16364437
Damn straight.

>> No.16364447

>>16364437
I'll have you for breakfast in the milk! Wait...

>> No.16364450

>>16364437
Lactose-free, please. I'm allergic.

Seeing the faces of disappointment in monster girls' faces as I casually shoot them down is my fetish.

>> No.16364452

>>16364447
How about 'the milk in you for breakfast'.

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>>16364428
This is a undisputed fact

>> No.16364457

>>16364450
>Seeing the faces of disappointment in monster girls' faces as I casually shoot them down is my fetish.
Demonic energy can fix that real quick.

>> No.16364458

>>16364450
Annoy them enough and they will use bananamama to cure your allergy. And force-feed you.

>> No.16364465

>>16364457
>>16364458
I'll just do it every once in a while, then.

>> No.16364469

>>16364452
Yes. Yes, this will do.

>> No.16364477

>>16364181
Could be someone else.

>> No.16364489

>>16364181
What thread?

>> No.16364491

>>16364416
They make loving mothers! All
Maids do!

>> No.16364494

>>16364489
>>>/v/362774785

>> No.16364497

>>16364450
Isn't it it impossible to be allergic to non-cow milk?

>> No.16364499

>>16364232
cows a best

>> No.16364502

>>16364494
Looking at the filenames I'd say that the guy discovered Latenights imgur album.

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>>16364494
Somebody from here must go to /v/ and post that shit. Who ever it is. Fuck off.

Only good image that was posted there.

>> No.16364517

I'm thinking of writing a short story about a Shoggoth maid and her Mastah's family. What do you think?

>> No.16364524

>>16364510
I don't think anyone from here has anything to do with it this time around.
>>16364517
Hell yeah motherfucker. More Shoggoth content is the bees knees.

>> No.16364526

>>16364517
Needs wacky antics that are cheesy on the surface but conceal a very dark and morbid undertone.
Also have the Shog say her favorite food is Cat.

>> No.16364529

>>16364510
Why are you triggered this much by someone doing something in another thread on another board?

>> No.16364539
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>Still no harem of diverse maidos of different species to make my life both heaven and hell.
Bury me with my hopes and dreams.

>> No.16364540

>>16364260
Wake up in sarcophagus, Super cramped and dark. Pharaoh wakes up and screams as the lid opens and we both fall out. Anubutt and Quiz Pussy rush in to see what's wrong.They see Pharaoh on top of me yelling help and intruder. Both of them giggle and put mummy's curse on me and lock the door as they leave. With face in Pharaoh's Breasts it causes me to get hard and my morning wood causes her to calm down and blush. Pharaoh and I spend whole day fucking to satisfy her millenniums long lust.

>> No.16364548

>>16364526
Yeah I'm thinking about something like Mastahs cousin breaking down in tears after being so scared of her. Then maybe some emotional healing by the shoggoth.

>> No.16364552

>>16364529
Because guess what dumbass. We don't want /v/ to know these threads exist for the same exact reason every thread doesn't want /v/ to know it exists. Are you new here or something?

>> No.16364555

>>16364539
Your house is going to be super clean. But I'd watch out anon. Once one starts acting lewd and wanting the dick. The rest start to get jealous and they follow.

Always treat your maids fairly and with equal love.

>> No.16364559

>>16364256
>Small meidos
>tall meidos
>muscle meidos
>thick meidos

I would need four.
It would be fantastic.

>> No.16364560

>>16364552
You got it the other way around.

>> No.16364561

>>16364559
Sounds like a bedtime song.

>> No.16364564

>>16364552
Way to sperg out, /v/ tard

>> No.16364567

>>16364494
What are doing on /v/ anyway?

>> No.16364568

>>16364560
>>16364564
Feel free to go back. Here's my last (You)

>> No.16364572

>>16364561
Sounds comfy is what it is.
All dem meidos.

Maybe even need to get a medio on the extreme of muscle and the extreme of pudge to experience the beautiful contrasts.

>> No.16364573

>>16364548
Healing? Kind of dull for the most part.

>> No.16364575

>>16363843
Yog-Shoggoth

>> No.16364576

>>16364567
2B butt.

>> No.16364583

>>16364573
I don't write a lot of stuff usually. Still learning ins and outs. As a Shoggoth fag I plan to test my writing skills on some Shoggoth stories.

>> No.16364589

>>16364572
I wouldn't mind becoming a shota so I can be tucked into bed every night by each maid who all tell me a different bedtime story.

>> No.16364592

>>16364589
Eh, I'd prefer being my actual age.

Would need to get a bigger bed though.

>> No.16364596

Which is more likely Kunoichi training to be a maid or a Kikimora training to become a Kunoichi?

>> No.16364609

>>16364596
Both.

Better question is which will take over my muscle fetish and which will go for the pudge one.

>> No.16364610
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16364610

The daytime temperatures where I live are currently in the negatives Fahrenheit (like -23C to you un-American fuckers)

I am in desperate need of a mofu infusion.
Would give everything to be the grizzled husband of a Tanuki running a small town store, just minding my own business and making meals for the daughters.

>> No.16364614

>>16364596
Kikimora training in the ways of a Kunoichi but staying a maid.

>> No.16364618

>>16364596
The first so she can sneak in better.

>> No.16364620

>>16364610
>-23C

Where the fuck do you live Antarctica or something?

>> No.16364632

>>16364620
Naw. Interior regions get like that all the time.

It's currently that cold west of the great lakes, and inner Alaska routinely drops to below -40F (that's -40C BTW)

>> No.16364638
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>>16364610
>like -23C
lmao
Try -47C

>> No.16364641

Would Shoggoths be able to create mammary glands for proper lactation fetishes, or would it just come out as the same stuff they're made of?

>> No.16364643

>>16364638
I guess you'd really need a Wide Horn in that temperature.

>> No.16364649

>>16364641
I think they probably form the mammary gland. Although I wouldn't trust drinking anything from a Shoggoth body.

>> No.16364670

>>16364641
She would need to drink down some Holstaur milk to better imitate its flavor.

>> No.16364674

>>16362795
Oh shit, I can't say never ever again.

>> No.16364684

>>16362795
>cheeky adorable wock

MY HEART

>> No.16364692

>>16364437
Sure, I'd love some in my coffee.

>> No.16364697

>>16364638
Stay safe commie.

>> No.16364716
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I would like to molest salamander
Make a pround warrior squirm after I beat her

>> No.16364724

>>16364610
That Tanuki pisses me off to no end because she's not only a buttslut but will genderswap to fuck with one of the monsterboys.

>> No.16364728
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>>16364716
I want to beat a Hinezumi, watch her resign herself to her fate of being violated and completely surprise her by hugging her like a daki.

>> No.16364731

>>16364638
>40°C

I need a Snow lady and a Ryu.

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>>16364555
>Your house is going to be super clean.
Arguable, because I expect to have several of them be some very, very rowdy girls.

>> No.16364746

>>16364127
Something like this is how I'd want to meet my waifu

>> No.16364748

>>16364743
Kakuen shouldn't be there, and cheshire either probably.

>> No.16364768
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How do Pailoli Liches get shit done?

>> No.16364770

>>16364743
The first thing I remember from this place is that image with the hellhound and mantivore using top rape hats. Man, feels like ages ago.

>> No.16364772

>>16364768
Lots of stools and knocked over labware are involved.

>> No.16364776

>>16364768
All the mistakes only makes the boob grow.

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>>16364770
>hellhound and mantivore
Cheshire and Manticore, where the first ones I made.

>> No.16364791

>>16364778
Ah, my bad. Yep it's that one.

What a special feeling I'm getting.

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>>16364778
>Truckers

>> No.16364799

>>16364260
Do my best not to freeze to death. Eventually I'll succumb to the sense of loneliness and try to hug her.

>> No.16364803

>>16364797
It was back when Anons liked Bob.
I still do.

>> No.16364805

>>16364797
>>16364791
>>16364778
Kek
Nice memories eh faggots?

>> No.16364806

Does anyone have the picture of that nice 6 armed girl dressed in military fatigues ready to hug?

>> No.16364808

>>16364256
Dragon tantrum is cute!

>> No.16364813

>>16364797
Houri driving a truck in the name of Eros!

>> No.16364815

>>16364728
>Fight a Hinezumi in a cross-cultural tournament on the Mist Continent
>Her Kung Fu is formidable, pressuring you relentlessly, but the more you counterattack and the more you defend her, the clearer the riddle becomes
>Though the fire may be intense, you must become the Dragon
>She can see the spiral now, in the last moments of the fight, the deadly coils of the Ryuu ready to snap shut
>Her heat against your cold, collected Qi gets sent spiraling into the skies from your position
>Rising like the great King of the Eastern Sea
>She's just sitting there, defeated, her chest rising and falling rapidly
>One missed stroke and she'd have been a goner
>...
>Find yourselves in the 'Relief Tent' for those combatants who's libidos couldn't wait until they were in the privacy of their homes
>It reeks of sweat and sex, both of you in the nude
>She's petite compared to you, but has solid muscles beneath a thin layer of fat, her fur bristling when you sit her in your lap
>'You don't want to be here, do you'
"It's my duty to marry and have children with one who is strong. You are strong. I submit to you as your wife."
>Hug her from behind, eliciting a small 'eep!' from her. You're not nearly as aroused as pensive at this point, despite her flames making you want to bend her over and plow platitudes of babies into the fire rat
"W-What are you doing? Didn't I just say I submit? Why aren't you ravishing me?"
>'Some day, some time I hope to fight you again. It would do you and your family an injustice to let you not see your full potential. Besides, I doubt you could handle me.'
>She gets noticeably flustered, your 'godly endowments' on full display, nearly as thick as her lower leg and about a foot long, THANKS MAMANO MANA
>Wrapping her tail around your shaft, she hooks one of her legs around the back your neck, bringing herself to your eye level
"When next we meet... Husband, I'm going to win and fuck these feelings I have into you, you vexing beast."
>...
>Years later your daughters still find it disgusting how absolutely in love you two are with each other, sparring daily and then fucking like rabbits

>> No.16364817
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>>16364768
They sit on their tall and strong husband's shoulders and whisper instructions into their ear in shy, quiet voices.

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>>16364806
I don't have that one but will never pass up a chance to post a cute girl with lots of arms.

>> No.16364820

You can 1 of 4 worlds to live in.

>female MGs are submissive and take up expected roles as mothers, house wives and are usually submissive. The men are dominant warriors and hunters

>the world is consumed with sex. You grow up and find yourself a mate and usually have sex a lot of the time. Cities revolve around sex and it is a daily part of life. You will experience pleasure all the time.

>MGs are dominant girls who take up the male model in the family/relationship. They are still very loving and caring for their husbands. Males are significantly weaker than females and will almost always take up the female role of child career and house husband. You will usually do the chores and such. Your loving wife will usually give you a symbol to represent your love to each other. This symbol is usually worn by the husband and can consist of rings, necklaces and even collars. Males wear less manly clothes and will do less manly jobs. Females will usually cover their husbands clothes in their perfume or a muffy distinctive scent showing other potential mates who the male belongs to. Even though the world sounds harsh for men, men are treated like fragile gems that must be protected and your wife will protect you. She will give you gentle love and care. Although she is usually on top in bed.

>men are seen as second class citizens and slaves. Their only purpose is to be raped, humiliated and enslaved. All women are dominant and will have a slave she chooses. Depending on the girl, this slave can either be loved tenderly or shown little respect. Each mistress gets only one slave and she will not cheat or seriously neglect this slave.

Make a choice.

>> No.16364825

>>16364818
Well thanks anyway anon great image

>> No.16364827

>>16364815
Oh my.

>> No.16364828

>>16364820
First one. Traditional values make the world go 'round.

>> No.16364829

>>16364820
#3. I love me some role-reversal.

>> No.16364833

>>16364806
The EMG one?

>> No.16364834

>>16364820
Third.

Does the fourth world include human girls as well?

>> No.16364835

>>16364820
As much as I love gentle femdom, when it comes to extremes I'll always go with the side that doesn't turn me into a fuccboi imposter. Number one it is.

>> No.16364836

>>16364820
I don't really like any of them. I guess I'd pick option two if I had to with three as a runner up. The first seems to take all of the fun out of MG and fuck that last one entirely.

>> No.16364837

>>16364820
I feel as if one of these answers got more attention than the other three.

>> No.16364838

>>16364820
Third and I'll strong my way to the top of my wife.

>> No.16364839

>>16364820
Third one

>> No.16364842

>>16364820
Third and hope I find a nice Jinko or Hellhound.

>> No.16364847

>>16364834
I'm going to say yes. Just because I know some of you anons out there like dominant Paladins.

>> No.16364848

>>16364820
3>4>1>2

>> No.16364849

>>16364820
The third. I want my collaring day to be celebrated with tender sex with my hellhound.

>> No.16364854

>>16364820
1>3>2>4

>> No.16364855

>>16364837
Yeah. I tried to explain it as best I could because a role reversal world hasn't really been touched on a lot. We've all seen the rest and we know their stories.

>> No.16364856

>>16364833
No idea anon. Shes just a big girl with 6 arms shes in military clothes and she looms smug as fuck.

>> No.16364858

>>16364849
That sounds cute "collaring day". Also nice taste in waifu.

Glad to see other people like role reveral.

>> No.16364860

>>16364820
>Males wear less manly clothes and will do less manly jobs. Females will usually cover their husbands clothes in their perfume or a muffy distinctive scent showing other potential mates who the male belongs to.
The third is perfect minus this bit. She can choose what I wear, but I want to keep my masculinity.

>> No.16364866

>>16364860
This anon gets its. Plus I better be able to do yard work and manual labor around the house.

>> No.16364868

>>16364860
>I want to keep my masculinity.
You already gave it away by choosing 3 anyway

>> No.16364869

>>16364820
I'd be dandy with three provided the borderline crossdressing shit omitted.

>> No.16364871

>>16364847
Well someone does have to make the babies.

>> No.16364876

>>16364860
You can keep your masculinity anon. Sure. But the scent spreading is all part of the culture.

>> No.16364877

>>16364854
You know what after giving 3 a closer look I realize 1 > 2 > 3 > 4

>> No.16364880

>>16364820
2, but dom girls exist

>> No.16364884
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>>16364856
?

>> No.16364886

>>16364803
Bob wouldn't be nearly as disliked if he didn't have a goddamned hubris the size of fucking Jupiter. He also has a habit of setting up stories that are for the most part enjoyable in the beginning, only for them to turn into a massive train wreck half-way through like Truckercore or Laska and Me based on different issues. Such as pushing futanari with Clare and whatever the fuck out of left field bisexuality nonsense he's making Laska do now.

Going to be honest. Mechanically he's fine, but it says a lot for the people that read his stories when on TFT his most popular series is called The Knotty Hellhound or some shit that features a dickgirl Hellhound without the vagina, and pegging for the guy, and other absolutely mediocre shit. I mean, fuck, if he spent less time on writing for attention by focusing on solely shit tier fetishes like futanari, which is a discount dominant female writer's crutch and more on actually writing good stories he'd be more well-received in my eyes.

That Khepri story was perfectly fine and at times cute, as well as the dwarf Jinko with the human prostitute. But no, not good enough for Bob. Has to write shit that only the lowest denominator of easily pleased faggots will enjoy because they don't have the stones to write an aggressive female with slapping a dick on her.

Fuck's sake man, he has less self-esteem than a middle school boy's locker room and constantly bitches to his circlejerk Discord about he'll never land a woman because of his looks, when he's a 6.5/10.

He's literally not even worth the time or the effort to bully, even if he's maximum tsundere for this thread and still lurks or browses to try and pin shit on me being said about him when I'm not the only one who thinks he's made more than enough errors to know fucking better.

>> No.16364887

>>16364869
I should've elaborated on that more. When I say less manly clothes I don't mean dresses. I just mean clothes that don't show much muscle or show a manual labour job.

This is probably taking it abit to far.

>> No.16364894

>>16364886
I want Bob to fuck off forever.

>> No.16364895

>>16364820
Number 3. It's sad we don't get much role reversal work in these threads, especially considering a lot of people like it.

>> No.16364896

>>16364887
Ah, that's better then. Yeah, cross-dressing is a no-no for me. The smell thing is intriguing though. I imagine that the cologne market would thrive with all of the hyper-sense girls.

>> No.16364897

>>16364886
There's quite some time just thrown away for nothing in that post.

>> No.16364902

>>16364886
>Fuck's sake man, he has less self-esteem than a middle school boy's locker room and constantly bitches to his circlejerk Discord about he'll never land a woman because of his looks, when he's a 6.5/10.
>
>He's literally not even worth the time or the effort to bully, even if he's maximum tsundere for this thread and still lurks or browses to try and pin shit on me being said about him when I'm not the only one who thinks he's made more than enough errors to know fucking better.

This went personal fast. Also what's with the scoring you're giving the dude?

>> No.16364904

>>16364886
I have no issues with strap-on play, but dickgirl belongs in the trash.

>> No.16364905

>>16364902
He doesn't look bad or great. He's literally generic neckbeard Facet XJH9 Cut B0B. If he wasn't such a fucking passive-aggressive shitheel and actually tried talking to the fairer sex he'd probably be fine.

>> No.16364906

>>16364884
YES THANK YOU

>> No.16364907

>>16364896
I don't know what it is. But the idea of a superior girl marking me with her scent is really hot for me.

>> No.16364909

>>16364904
>I have no issues with strap-on play
Did I read this right

>> No.16364913

>>16364909
You did.

>> No.16364915

>>16364909
Can you read above a fifth-grade level?

>> No.16364920

>>16364913
Ok then, carry on.

>> No.16364924

>ywn be bossed around and have your controlled by an Anubis with a superiority complex

Screaming internally and externally.

>> No.16364927

>>16364924
Life* controlled

>> No.16364928

>>16364895
>It's sad we don't get much role reversal work
You kidding? Sure, it's not always super overt like collaring, but many stories at least have elements of it.

>> No.16364931

>>16364904
What's the difference between strapon and futa, except that one is warm and can cum?
Or are you talking specifically about dick-but-no-vag dickgirls?

>> No.16364936

>>16364924
We were made to suffer, just accept the pain, Anon.

>> No.16364937

>>16364895
MGC is pretty role reversal and has been written about quite a bit

>> No.16364939

>>16364931
Both. I just really don't care for strange physical alterations. Women are beautiful the way they are. But let's respect everyone and not have this conversation on /jp/.

>> No.16364942

>>16364928
They may do. It's just not strong enough for me. Guess that's just me though.

>> No.16364943
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>>16364610
This guy's Monster Girls are so smug and I love it.

>> No.16364945

>>16364937
>MGC
Personally, I think MGC is too hard-core for role-reversal (at least the kind that's often synonymous with gentle-femdom). MGC can really get degrading and sadistic.

>> No.16364950

>>16364897
How about this: If he wasn't such a fucking faggot who avoids responsibility he'd be less hated, and you can take that to the bank or to his channel because he really can't do shit except whine about it.

>> No.16364952

>>16364945
>MGC can really get degrading and sadistic

Is it? I never really noticed.

>> No.16364953

>>16364942
Fair enough. I'm on the more vanilla side of things (I think), so more stuff appeals to me. What is role-reversal to you?

>> No.16364955

>>16364952
Not sure if sarcasm, but there's a lot of alleyway rape and slavery themes. At least in what I've seen.

>> No.16364956

>>16364953
Like you said really. Collaring, house husband stuff. Some cross dressing (not too much I'm talking comfy slippers, a cozy sweater and a nice apron. Ain't ganna go overboard)

>> No.16364958

>>16364955
Oh. That doesn't really seem like role reversal to me. Guess I've been in these threads so long that just sounds normal to me.

>> No.16364960

>>16364956
>cross dressing
Disgusting. Since when are slippers and comfy clothes feminine?

>> No.16364961

>>16364956
>comfy slippers, a cozy sweater and a nice apron
>cross-dressing
Ummm.

>> No.16364962
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16364962

Who put this little fox in charge as head maid?

>> No.16364963

Would you say maids are the controlling type? Similar to Anubi in how they control what meals you eat and such? I guess it's a less role reveral way.

>> No.16364966

>>16364956
Cross dressing has nothing to do with it

>> No.16364967

>>16364956
>American writing skills

>>16364960
>>16364961
>American reading comprehension

>> No.16364968

>>16364960
>>16364961
I always thought that wearing comfy stuff on a regular basis is femanine. Is it not?

>> No.16364971

>>16364963
They don't really control you, they just give you the best things to see you do well. You are their master, so choosing not to is an option.

>> No.16364973

>>16364968
>Being comfortable is feminine
Some fucked up concept of feminity you got there.

>> No.16364975

>>16364971
But how can you resist the cute face of a Kikimora offering the amazing dish she just served up for you.

>> No.16364977

>>16364968
I'm a masculine guy chilling in a snuggie and slippers.
>>16364973
Not quite as belligerent sounding, but this. Did your father beat you as a child if you didn't run shirtless everywhere to show off your sick gains?

>> No.16364978

>>16364968
Yes! Real men always endure! And if they have to hardships to endure, they just create some!

>> No.16364981

>>16364962
A fool.

>> No.16364983
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16364983

>>16364963
Meidos are very obsessive.

>> No.16364984

>>16364977
>snuggie and slippers
Do you want to attract a yeti? Because that's how you attract a yeti.

>> No.16364988

>>16364975
You don't resist, you eat it and say that you would like something else next time. Say that you want to try a bunch of different styles of her cooking too so she doesn't get upset.

>> No.16364989

>>16364950
You know, the joke was more or less, who the fuck cares?

>> No.16364990

>>16364983
That is the strictest of Kikis.

Not for lewd, not for cuddles.

For making Mastah get his shit together.

>> No.16364992

>>16364983
She just keeps staring at me.

>> No.16364995

>>16364820
Number one.

>> No.16364997

>>16364977
Well. When I compare it to my waifu who works a hard job that can get abit dirty sometimes. I always thought it came off as a but femanine.

>> No.16365000

>>16364984
>Like yetis
>Having one would be impossible even if they were real because I life in hotasfuckland

>> No.16365001

>>16364967
>memes
No shit a house apron is feminine. I asked about the other 'feminine' things.

>> No.16365002

>>16364990
She doesn't sound like a very gentle or loving maid. Is she going to help me or just scream at me?

>> No.16365006 [DELETED] 

>>16364967
>Shit talking American writers
Stephen King, Anne McAffrey, Robert Jordan, Frank Herbert, Piers Anthony, Orson Welles, Howard Phillips Lovecraft, and Edgar Allen Poe don't see your point. Unless you're one of those /lit/ faggots who's escaped their containment board of flatulence sniffing and profound disdain for stuff because it's >genre fiction and readable.

>> No.16365008

>>16365001
Aprons are for not getting your shit dirty. Even mechanics and solderers have those

>> No.16365010

>>16365002
She won't scream at you, just talk in a stern voice. She's going to turn you into a refined, well-spoken man.

>> No.16365013

Why are the dragon species so perfect?

>> No.16365014

>>16365006
...Are you even aware what's being discussed here?

>> No.16365016

>>16365001
>house apron
What is a house apron? He just said apron, and there's no way that cooking aprons are feminine.

>> No.16365017

>>16365010
And then only good for her? She's coming off as a bit of a meanie.

>> No.16365021
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16365021

While looking at my screenshots, I discovered that I had this.
It seems that KC only has 2 of the girls on this list knocked out.

>> No.16365023

>>16365013
Scholars are still baffled to this day.

>> No.16365027

>>16365001
>a house apron is feminine
?

>> No.16365028

>>16365017
She gets kinkier at night, when she goes all S&M on you.

>> No.16365029

>>16365021
Add Shrimp Knight to the list. Mentioned in one of the sea girls making of's.

>> No.16365032

>>16365021
>Fenrir
Oh baby.

>> No.16365033

>>16365021
>Tapioca and Quartcoal
Nice, I've been waiting for this.

>> No.16365035

>>16365028
I hope she steps on me with third high heels. But still, how is this helping me? This still didn't explain how she only loves me after she's improved me!

>> No.16365036

>>16364260
I'd wake up in a sleeping hall in MGC Maid Central. It would probably result in one very suprised and happy Kikimora and a load of much less happy faces glaring at her when I hug her.

>> No.16365037

>>16365016
Well if we can't agree on anything. Can we agree of collars? Wolfus putting collars on their husbands? Doesn't that sound nice?

>> No.16365038
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16365038

>be a treasure hunter searching for a temple hidden deep in the desert
>you hear there is supposed to be a sphinx guarding the ruins, so you've studied just about every riddle known to man
>finally discover the temple, the sphinx stationed at the entrance
>"Foolish human! By entering this place, you have been put under my curse! Now you must answer my riddle! Answer incorrectly and a terrible fate will befall you! Answer correctly and you shall be greatly rewarded!"
>alright, you're ready for anything. bring it on
>"Very well! 'I am a handsome young man searching for riches and is about to become the husband of a sphinx! Who am I?!'"
>Wait, you know this one...m-me?
>she says nothing, only giving you a devilish grin
>turns out she was the reward

>> No.16365039

>>16365013
>Dragons are perfect
>Running from a Wurm, start running in tight corners
>Everybody knows Wurms are too stupid to bank turns like people, even if they are obscenely durable and strong
>Look behind you, she's fucking DRIFTING on the dirt
>Her face is the maximum kind of smug that just says "Frustrated, boyim?"

>> No.16365044

>>16365021
Where's the fucking phoenix? And wouldn't red caps just be goblins that go crazy if they don't get cum on their face regularly?

>> No.16365045

>>16365033
Belo autocorrect

>> No.16365046

>>16365038
Damn Riddlecats.

>> No.16365048

>>16365021
>Tezcatlipoca
Guess we're getting a Jaguar girl.

>> No.16365049
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>>16365044
>And wouldn't red caps just be goblins that go crazy if they don't get cum on their face regularly?
Oh you.

>> No.16365051

>>16365037
Hey man, I'm not trying to be an ass, just saying most people wouldn't describe these things as feminine. But yes, collars are top-tier material.

>> No.16365052

>>16365038
>"Very well! 'I am a handsome young man searching for riches and is about to become the husband of a sphinx! Who am I?!'"
"Probably the next guy who comes around. I just want the gold."

>> No.16365055

>>16365045
It was on purpose. I'm going to eat that sweet Tapioquinha everyday.

>> No.16365056

>>16365039
>drifting wurms

[Eurobeat plays]

>> No.16365058

>>16365051
That's ok. I just thought this shit was feminine.

So what is feminine then? Feminine that is in the area of role reversal but not in the area of "dressing up like a trap"

>> No.16365059
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16365059

Something from a long time ago.

>> No.16365062
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>>16365052
Gotta keep your priorities.

Ignore cat, acquire gold.

>> No.16365069

>>16365035
But master is a perverted man that wastes so much time jerking off in his room. This way he can spend that time working or studying.

>> No.16365071

>>16365013
But they're not.

>> No.16365072

>>16365059
How are hellhounds just so damn perfect at coming off as dominant but really being sex beasts who really come off as gentle domination. It's hard to explain.

But still
>the lock clicks as it shuts and for a moment you and her stare into each other's eyes
>ywn have this

I'm holding back tears

>> No.16365076

>>16365035
She's just stepping on you because you keep saying dumb shit like that.

>> No.16365077

>>16365076
I'd love myself a dominant maid who really cares about me.

>> No.16365078

>>16364983
Those ears and stern look are fantastic. I understand why Kikimora's are as they are, but ProtoKiki's could very easily have been a thing and would have been just as popular im sure.
I actually suspect it's Anubis that played a role in Kikimora's being as they are. Regardless, I hope the protoKiki gets some more art in the future.

>> No.16365084

>>16365078
The ears are cute but what about the little maid hat they had!

>> No.16365088

>>16365072
They're just perfect. The world is cruel anon.

>> No.16365099

It's been an unusually fun and calm day here. I hope you all dream of your waifus.

>> No.16365106

>>16365078
I desire ProtoKikis of different shapes and sizes.
From Nav-tier Onee proportions to Latenight shortstack bodies.

>> No.16365108

>>16365099
That's nice anon. And to you too.

>> No.16365113
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16365113

>You'll never rest your head in the lap curls of a cute, soft, and affectionate Shirohebi

>> No.16365114

>>16365099
I went out with my friends today. I though about my waifu here and there.

May you dream about your waifu too.

>> No.16365118

>>16365099
Hey thanks anon! And the same to you.

>> No.16365124

>>16365113
Don't white snakes get sun burnt easily?

>> No.16365130

>>16365124
Why would a being with powerful magic at its disposal bother with getting sunburnt? MAMONO MANA, et cetera.

>> No.16365133

>>16364260

Of course there'd be the initial disbelief/surprise for the both of us but after that it's very likely I'd be wrapped up in her hair in no time and we'd spent more or less the entire day cuddling.

>> No.16365136
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how would the shoggy react if mastah said she can sleep with him? and getting butt squeezes plus sex every morning with mastah

>> No.16365140

>>16365000
Fill a kiddie pool with ice and even a Yeti can survive warmer climates

>> No.16365145

>>16365136
Purr like a Werecat.

>> No.16365146

>>16364886
>which is a discount dominant female writer's crutch
You keep parroting this but what does it even mean? If the girl fucks the guy, she's dominant. There's no real difference in writing ability if she's written to be fucking a guy using her cock or her twat.

Is focusing on fetishes like female on male rape also a "discount dominant female writer's crutch"?

You just heard some semi-plausible bullshit and now parrot that because at face value it holds up better than "I just don't like it."

Here's a tip for you. Honesty is more effective and there's no arguing against taste.

>> No.16365148

>>16365136
A very happy shoggoth. Bigger question is, does mastah allow her to "make his bed". She knows the exact way he like is and she can create comfiest bed he's ever slept in!

I've always wondered what the hell that shog is holding.

>> No.16365151

Can collaring work with other girls is it only Hellhounds? Because I want my Kiki to put a collar one me. But that wouldn't really work because she's a maid and I'm her mastah. I don't think she could bring herself to do it.

>> No.16365153

>>16365146
>There's no real difference in writing ability if she's written to be fucking a guy using her cock or her twat.
There actually is a difference from a penetration standpoint. Now fuck off to /d/.

>> No.16365154

>>16365151
That's forbidden. A maid may never have power over a master.

>> No.16365161
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Hellhounds are the greatest.

>> No.16365162

>>16365153
Yeah but you're just swapping parts. She's either using her dick to fuck you, or using her twat to fuck you. I completely fail to see this whole "its just a crutch" angle.
>Now fuck off to /d/.
Ironic since this "crutch" idea started on /d/ iirc

>> No.16365164

>>16365154
Oh well. It was worth a try.

But, I'm going to use the ultimate maid paradox

What if it's to please mastah?

>> No.16365167

>tfw no satsuki lilim
brb offing self

>> No.16365168

>>16365148
isnt that a heart?....

>> No.16365170

>>16365164
Sometimes master doesn't know what's best for him.

>> No.16365171

>>16365161
They are aren't they?

They're a girl everyone can enjoy. Shes the kind of girl that will always be on my top 5.

>> No.16365173

>>16365164
If she collars you, you're no longer the mastah.

>> No.16365174

>>16365168
Is it? It's leaky white "stuff".

>> No.16365176

>>16362326
more art when
queen x glacies

>> No.16365177

>>16365161
Hellhounds are my top friends.

>> No.16365178

>>16365170
Sounds the like usual Kiki response.

>> No.16365179

>>16365145
i would tackle her and proceed to snuggle all night if she purred like a cat

>> No.16365180

>>16364820
four

>> No.16365184

>>16365161
My waifu is the greatest.
Hellhounds are pretty top tier though.

>> No.16365185

>>16365162
It actually started on /tg/, because the first thought a smut writer has (usually) to make a female character dominant is to slap a dick on her that may or may not be proportionate to her body size. It's overplayed, it's boring, and quite frankly it shows a lack of creativity to me. Now we can sit here all night shitposting about futanari but I get the feeling that neither one of us are going to budge. That and this is not, nor has it it ever been /tg/ or /d/, so Bob's whole "Woe is me, people don't like futa!" bullshit was completely his own fault.

>> No.16365186

>>16365173
>>16365170

B-But my fetish...

>> No.16365188

>>16365151
I would imagine most wolf-like species would use collars, it just makes sense to me.

If my Anubis waifu asked me to, I'd wear a collar for her, no doubt.

>> No.16365189

>>16365184
What a slut you are.

>> No.16365191

>>16363372
anything to try to keep the whore relevant eh? I smell GSC making a new figure with 3 variant versions.

>> No.16365192

>>16365189
Only for her.

>> No.16365193

>>16365161
Did you save that over a Pixiv image of that buff wolfgirl? And now I'm disappointed because I was under the impression that I could find the gallery of the drawfag that drew that Hellhound in a previous thread.

>> No.16365196

>>16365188
I want to be a possession for my Anubis.

>> No.16365197

>>16365179
Shoggoths can give themselves faux Werecat ears, paws, and tails at will.

>> No.16365199
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>>16365193
No idea what you're talking about, but I'm always a slut for a buff wolfgirl.

>> No.16365200

>>16365192
Who's "her'?

>> No.16365204

>>16365161
>Heya Anon, that steak you cookin'?

>> No.16365205

>>16365185
Yeah sure. But there are better arguments you could be using. Like the tried and true "It doesn't belong here" when referring to this thread specifically.

This "Udurr it's unimaginative and lazy" Idea is just wankery. We have good arguments. Use them.
>Has a dick > Fucks the person > Is dominant
>Does not have a dick >Fucks the person > is dominant
Clearly its the fucking of the person that lends dominance here. The dick is a completely unrelated. You're not somehow more or less dominant than the person you're fucking because of it.
> It's overplayed, it's boring, and quite frankly it shows a lack of creativity to me.
Told you already, a clear cut "I don't like it." would serve you better.

>> No.16365208

>>16365186
Sorry Anon, you belong on the ground and licking her heels.

>> No.16365209

>>16365199
>your waifu will never surprise you with a daughteru for Christmas

>> No.16365210

>>16365200
I don't like posting her.
It's not like the thread would flip its shit over her, I just don't like placing her and myself in the public eye, so to speak.

>> No.16365212

>>16365186
Maybe you'll get a bored handjob as she chides you for not being a proper master if you're lucky.

>> No.16365213

>>16365196
You and me both, Anon. I just love the idea of looking after our house while she's at work, then catering to her every need once she returns home, exhausted. Thinking about our life together always makes me very happy, but very wistful at the same time.

>> No.16365214

>>16365208
That's what I want. To be collared and to worship a Kiki's heel. And if I'm a good boy she'll step on me.

>> No.16365215
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16365215

>>16365191
>anything to try to keep the whore relevant eh?
Fate/Extra is getting an animu adaption as well y'know.

>> No.16365220

>>16365215
That's the worst part, they're using worst servant. Oh well type/shitters will eat anything up as long as there's a saberclone.

>> No.16365222

>>16365213
It just sounds so perfect doesn't it? Being on hand to give her relaxation massages and to serve her dinner. Hopefully it happens soon.

>> No.16365224

>>16365205
>This "Udurr it's unimaginative and lazy" Idea is just wankery. We have good arguments. Use them.
It doesn't belong in this thread, despite Kenkou Cross playing with the idea of futanari potions from the Sabbath. It's the same issue with the Siths or the Diamond Trumparts. Furries and bestiality would make people from /d/ or other containment boards like /b/ think that their schlock somehow belongs in here because a gook is pandering to a niche fetish.

>Told you already, a clear cut "I don't like it." would serve you better.
I don't care for futa if it's done well. However, more times than not, it's done purely out of laziness and for shock value. That and chicks with dicks are just basically guys anyway.

>> No.16365225
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16365225

"Who's top dog, Anon?"

>> No.16365228

>>16365214
And they feel natural too. You're in for a treat when she spits on her heels and tells you to clean them with your tongue.

>> No.16365231

>>16365209
how is a MG gonna surprise someone with a daugheru? it will be pretty obvious if shes pregnant

>> No.16365233
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16365233

>>16365220
Well, at least Tamblambo has her own spin-off manga series with good art.

>> No.16365237

>>16365231
Not if she's an esper.

>> No.16365242

>>16365224
>That and chicks with dicks are just basically guys anyway.
See, my thinking is the opposite. It's not about what you have, it's about the way you look. You're the kind of the person who could look at a ripped, masculine and handsome cuntboy and go "It's just basically a girl anyway" I'm not. It's all about the shape and form to me.

>> No.16365243

>>16365231
>"ANON! Take responsibility!"

>> No.16365249

>>16365231
>she hands you a small box
>unwrap it
>inside is a positive pregnancy test

>> No.16365252

>>16365228
Doesn't that just sound amazing? What I'd give to do that. Dominant Kiki's a best.

>> No.16365253

>>16365222
I want nothing more than cook an absolute feast of a dinner for her, give her paw rubs while she eats and we talk about our days, then fall asleep in each other arms after a long session of handholding while we cuddle in our bed.

I should really stop, this is making me feel a bit sad.

>> No.16365255

>>16365231
It would work for slimes.
They could surprise you with a daughter anytime!

>> No.16365263

>>16365242
It still doesn't belong in /mgg/. Do I read futa smut? Sure. It's not entirely unenjoyable when the writer can convey certain emotions to it, but it's still a /tg/ or /d/ fetish.

>You're the kind of the person who could look at a ripped, masculine and handsome cuntboy and go "It's just basically a girl anyway" I'm not. It's all about the shape and form to me.
False equivalency. You're still getting aroused to two penises interacting with each other, which makes it less of an erotic situation and more of a homosexual one.

That's your last (You).

>> No.16365265

>>16365253
Anubi deserve pampering.

>> No.16365269

>>16365225
Y-You

>> No.16365271

>>16365265
And ass-slaps.

>> No.16365273

>>16365228
I'm liking these new Kiki.

>> No.16365275

>>16365225
Y-You're the top dog

>> No.16365277

>>16365252
That's wrong. You're a pig, a dog, a disgusting pervert. Kikis are not for that.

>> No.16365278

>>16365233
She and Archer were 10 times more interesting than Saber for many reasons, pearls before swines.

>> No.16365280

>>16365225
I don't know, KDF's daughteru?

>> No.16365282

>>16365265
They deserve the world, Anon, and I'd do everything in my power to give it to her.

>>16365271
Those too.

>> No.16365283

>>16365263
>It still doesn't belong in /mgg/
This is irrelevant to our somewhat offtopic discussion. You may want to re-read our exchange, I never went at this from a position of pushing futa, I just attacked your argument for being stupid - especially when we have better arguments like the one you're using now.

>You're still getting aroused to two penises interacting with each other
False assumption. Futa on female is the vastly superior incarnation of the whole fetish range.
>That's your last (You).
Some one's getting testy.

>> No.16365284

>>16365280
That's a bottom dog.

>> No.16365285

>>16365136
Same reaction as the picture. She'd barely be able to contain herself.

>>16365148
>>16365168
Looks more like one of those old fashioned pepper grinders

>> No.16365287

>>16365277
I know. Or jus resounds so naughty and taboo doesn't it? A dominant maid finally giving her mastah what he deserves! Blue balls and her spit in his mouth.

>> No.16365288

Jesus Christ, will you two fags just kiss already.

>> No.16365290

>>16365284
And even then, she's more dom than a hellhound.

>> No.16365296

>>16365284
>KDF's daughter
>A Kobold
Let's be honest here, she's a Cu Sith

>> No.16365302

>>16365296
He's KDF, not CDF.

>> No.16365304

>>16365280
She and her mother are the top dogs in my heart!

>>16365284
Actual hierarchy-wise, more along these lines though.

>>16365296
Oh boy, this silly stuff again!

>> No.16365305

>>16365302
He fucked up in his story about his OC lilim and now we know the truth. Or do we?

>> No.16365306

>>16365287
A maid is supposed to train you into a proper man, not some weak willed coward.

>> No.16365309

>>16365302
Like one consonant difference

>>16365304
You're the one with the Cu Sith story you gimp

>> No.16365311

>>16365305
That was more him being completely unaware as to how Cu come about.

>> No.16365320

>>16365305
>>16365309
I've said already that that story and writing about them in general were a mistake anons, what more do you want from me? I mean, you people will get angry if I delete it, no?

>> No.16365323

>>16365306
I guess I require her service then. But I don't know how I could resist begging her to treat me like trash. Mastah has needs.

>> No.16365324

>>16365320
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU PEOPLE?

>> No.16365331

>>16365323
Then get a vampire or something.

>> No.16365333

>>16365320
What if it was all a dream induced by your lilim in order to prank you, so instead of being KDF you became CDF?

>> No.16365338

>>16365331
But I want my Kikimora waifu. You can't stop me.

>> No.16365339

>>16364928
None come to mind from recent memory honestly, besides alps elf story. Maybe its just because releases have been kinda slow.

>> No.16365345

>>16365331
And Kikimoras don't just give up! They'll take a slob or a motiovstionless man and turn him into something great.

>> No.16365346

>>16365324
The ones who always meme on Alp for doing stuff like that? Please don't hurt me.

>>16365333
I'd be quite upset!

>> No.16365348

>>16365331
why everyone thinks vampires see all humans as thrash? they were human too in the past

>> No.16365349

>>16365320
The fuck you mean you people

>> No.16365350

>>16365338
Get a Fujoeye or something. Stop ruining your maid's life.

>> No.16365361

>>16365350
Thats horrible. How dare you even say that. You can really make someone upset by saying that you know. Who did this to you?

>> No.16365363

>>16365346
Not only you're going to get upset, but you are also going to get hurt. And no double kobold growling is going to stop the people.

>> No.16365366

>>16365350
>Making fun of monoeyes
Bitch I will fucking cut you

>> No.16365374

>>16365349
What do YOU mean "you people"?

>> No.16365375

>>16365361
It's because you're making your maid go against her duty.


>>16365366
They're gross.

>> No.16365377
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16365377

>>16365375
>They're gross
No the fuck they're not.

>> No.16365382

>>16365377
See? It's gross.

>> No.16365386

>>16365375
That's not ruining her life. I'll still treat her as a maid. It's just I just want to see if shes ok with doing some stuff that master really likes. She understands what a fetish is. She understands her masters needs better than anyone.

You're ruining mine and my maids life.

>> No.16365391
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16365391

>>16365382
You're just mad because you don't realize she only has an eye for you, faggot.

>> No.16365392

>>16365377
That's cute. Monoeyes are cute. Really not sure who pissed in that guys cereal.

>> No.16365398
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16365398

Hey Anon, I got an new experiment, you up for it? Of course you are.

>> No.16365402

>>16365386
No, you're supposed to be the one controlling her and break her pussy.

>> No.16365403
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16365403

>be happily "married" to a zombie
>she's not much of a conversationalist, but it is nice to have the company
>plus, since she's not as judgmental as other monstergirls, you can look at porno mags full of curvy women without her complaining
>one day, you go out to pick up the latest edition, this one starring a beautiful queen bee
>when you get home, your zombie isn't the same as when you left her
>her tits and ass are plump, and her thighs are so thick
>you chalk it up to that whole "monstergirls change to match their husbands taste" thing, until you find stitches all over her body
>...it couldn't be. did she change herself to look like the girls in your magazines?
>next week is harpy porn and your zombie has a new set of chitinous arms attached below her old ones
>week after that is a succubus dvd and this time she replaced her original arms with harpy wings
>where is she getting all these parts?
>the next week you only pretend to leave, hiding in the bushes waiting for her to move
>after a few minutes she comes outside and walks down the street carrying the succubus dvd you bought
>you follow her to a creepy mansion and down into the basement where you see her talking(?) to a lich
>she give the lich the dvd and the lich tells her to get on the table while pulling some horns and a spade tail out of a drawer
>as you watch the lich go about sewing these new parts on your zombie wife, you can only wonder how this will affect her when she becomes a wight

>> No.16365407

>>16365398
Please put on some clothes. My Anubis waifu doesn't want you hitting on me or not wearing clothes in her house.

>> No.16365409

>>16365402
I would do that! But controlling her just seems too mean. I don't want to be controlling ever bit of her life. And of course I would engage in lewd activities. But I just want to appeal my fetish first to get me in the mood. You understand foreplay? Right?

>> No.16365411

>>16365398
Damn Liches, why do they always have nothing on but that damn robe?

>> No.16365413

>>16365403
weird, maaan

>> No.16365424
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16365424

>rent a place out in MGC suburbs because apartments in MGC won't allow actual dogs
>even though the commute to work is a little longer you don't mind the nice neighborhood you're in
>you especially don't mind all the glorious MILF ass strutting about
>your neighborhood is practically perfect
>all except those delinquent Hellhound triplets next door from you
>Lacy, Stacy, and Mel
>Lacy was the oldest and is naturally the leader
>Stacy is the schemer, and always seems to have a comeback for everything
>and Mel is the biggest out of them all and therefore the muscle
>three little brats everyone has dubbed "The Cerberus Sisters"
>it would be a lot more intimidating however, if they weren't thirteen and barely coming up to your chest (Mel comes up to your shoulders)
>they've also taken a special liking to you it seems
>you even caught Mel rummaging through your trash before
>you never bothered to ask what she was doing, nor do you want to know what she was doing

>> No.16365425

>>16365409
It's just not in her nature.

>> No.16365433

>>16365424
They sound a cute!

>> No.16365435

>>16365425
You're not in your nature.

>> No.16365444

>>16365403
Maybe the previous parts become like ghost limbs.

>> No.16365463

>>16365424
more?

>> No.16365482 [DELETED] 
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16365482

"The Lady of the Archaeological Center, his arm clad in the purest shimmering armor, held aloft his manhood from the bosom of his robes, signifying by Divine Providence that I, Hatshepsut, was to awaken my slumber."

"That is why I am your queen!!"

>"Listen; strange women lying in tombs, distributing handjobs is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some genital archaic ceremony!"
"Be quiet!"
>"Bu- Well, you can't expect to wield supreme executive mandate just because some enamored brat threw a dong at you!?"
"SHUT UP!"
>"I mean, if I went around saying I was a God-king just because some moistened beetle threw a ball of sex at me, they'd put me away."
"SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP?!"
>"Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!"
"SHUT UP!"
>"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being violated!"
"BLOODY MORTAL!"
>"Oh! What a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that? That's what I'm on about! Did you see her violating me? You saw it didn't you?"

>> No.16365488
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16365488

>The Mister of the Archaeological Center, his arm clad in the purest shimmering armor, held aloft his manhood from the bosom of his robes, signifying by Divine Providence that I, Hatshepsut, was to awaken my slumber."

>"That is why I am your queen!!"

>>"Listen; strange women lying in tombs, distributing handjobs is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some genital archaic ceremony!"
>"Be quiet!"
>>"Bu- Well, you can't expect to wield supreme executive mandate just because some enamored brat threw a dong at you!?"
>"SHUT UP!"
>>"I mean, if I went around saying I was a God-king just because some moistened beetle threw a ball of sex at me, they'd put me away."
>"SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP?!"
>>"Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!"
>"SHUT UP!"
>>"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being violated!"
>"BLOODY MORTAL!"
>>"Oh! What a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that? That's what I'm on about! Did you see her violating me? You saw it didn't you?"

>> No.16365493
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16365493

>>16365482
>"The Lady
I FUCKED UP

>> No.16365504

>>16364928
mind sharing some? For a friend I mean

>> No.16365513

>>16365493
You're low energy!

>> No.16365517

>>16365488
Why do I feel like her bag carrier is a centaur, but still uses the coconuts for the clopping sound effect?

>> No.16365520

>>16365488
Why doesn't she hold a election?

>> No.16365523

>>16365520
I know I'd vote for her.

>> No.16365524

I wanna put a "wide load" sign on a huge Wurm's huge butt!

>> No.16365525

>>16365520
>>16365523
You don't vote for Pharaohs.

>> No.16365539

>>16364195
now I really wanna be tied up with a winegoat

>> No.16365548

>>16365167
>Buying into a meme

>> No.16365559

>>16365548
That meme would act more like a Lilim than the OCs we have now

>> No.16365560

>>16365524
So am I supposed to deposit a huge load inside her ass? I guess I am.

>> No.16365590
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16365590

"I hope Anon says 'Yes'!"

>> No.16365608

>>16365590
That's a big collar.

>> No.16365617

>>16365608
Yeah, way too big for my spindly neck. It'd make a better belt for me.

>> No.16365626

>>16365377
I wonder if she realizes how sexual she is being right now.

>> No.16365628

>>16365617
I would still say yes regardless, but we would maybe need to go back to where she bought it, and trade it in for a new one that fits me. Not that I would care, it's the thought that counts, after all.

>> No.16365629

>>16365560
No, that's what you're supposed to do to loli hellhounds

>> No.16365631

>>16365608
You're a big guy.

>> No.16365636

>>16365559
That's like, your opinion, man. An idea and one greentext a great OC does not make.

>> No.16365641

>>16365608
For you.

Literally.

>> No.16365643 [DELETED] 

Cuckquean stories when?

>> No.16365647

>>16365643
They're called "harems."

>> No.16365649

>>16365643
There was that one with the dragon and the harpies.

>> No.16365651

>>16365649
I didn't like that story.

>> No.16365652

>>16365590
>>16365608
Imagine how sad she would be when she realizes her mistake. She spent weeks seeking out the most perfect collar for her most precious husband, and planned for weeks after how she would give it to you. Then, after she finally presents it and delivers her carefully rehearsed lines, you put it on, and it doesn't fit you at all.

Just imagine how dim the fire coming from her eyes would become.

>> No.16365653

>>16365649
Link?

>> No.16365659

>>16365647
I want a small harem of shortstacks.

>> No.16365661

>>16365649
>tfw Dragon was such a betamax that she never flayed those Black Harpies to a crisp
At least Silmeria from Kitsoviets story took charge and managed to prevent her future husbando from getting CQ'd from her.

>> No.16365670

>>16365649
That story literally made me want to vomit.
>>16365653
Its a shitty NTR yuri rape story don't wast your time.

>> No.16365684

>>16365661
Shortstack ryu is for carrying while she wraps around me!

>> No.16365690
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16365690

>>16365590
Well if you're taking your Hellhound to the park for a walk, it would be good to have it on a leash.

>> No.16365693

>>16365690
The human boy? I agree.

>> No.16365694

>>16365590
>not pinning me to the ground and shoving it around my neck
I'll say no

>> No.16365706

>>16365653
http://pastebin.com/yFVMF7zx

>> No.16365713
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16365713

>>16365706
>tfw it's been more than a year since Niebelfader was written anything

>> No.16365716

>>16365713
has written*

>> No.16365719
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16365719

Gonna date a scary-looking girl!

>> No.16365724

>>16365719
You mean like a spider with a skull on her carapace or a snek with red on yellow bands?

>> No.16365729

>>16365724
Yeah, just like that. I want to be one of their henchmen while they do evil things.

Things like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prDCDmchtTg

I love me some mayadere.

>> No.16365754

>>16365729
And here I was waiting for the "surprise" reversal of expectations. Carry on, then.

>> No.16365759
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16365759

>>16365590
I hope the cute, tall hellhound next door says that im going out with her tonight
i hope she takes me to an ice cream shop where we'll share a milkshake together and only use one straw while looking into each other's eyes lovingly
t-then i hope she takes me home and wishes me a goodnight before stealing a kiss
and later that night sneaks into my room to give out some rough lovin'

>> No.16365763

>>16365759
How can both of you drink at once if you've only got one straw anon?

>> No.16365768

>>16365719
You're in mid-sex and she turns into a dragon.

>> No.16365777
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16365777

Remember to use protection if you're still not ready for responsibilities.

>> No.16365786

>>16365777
What if she won't let me?

>> No.16365791

>>16365777
Do you think condoms exist in mge setting?

>> No.16365797

>>16365791
Humans would still use them.

Some monster girls would use them, if only for the fetish factor.

>> No.16365799

>>16365791
Yes, but only as a punishment tool, or for the incredibly kinky.

>> No.16365801

>>16365786
Then that's your problem anon, you both need to talk it out.

>> No.16365804

>>16365797
I mean like with the time period. Its supposed to be weird kinda medival time right? Do you think theres some potion that acts as replacement? Would it be as easy to obtain?

>> No.16365817

>>16365804
Goat intestines were a thing back in medieval times. But that would be pretty gross.

>> No.16365827
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16365827

>>16365804
>The history of condoms goes back at least several centuries, and perhaps beyond. For most of their history, condoms have been used both as a method of birth control, and as a protective measure against sexually transmitted diseases. Condoms have been made from a variety of materials; prior to the 19th century, chemically treated linen and animal tissue (intestine or bladder) are the best documented varieties.
>Prior to the 15th century, some use of glans condoms (devices covering only the head of the penis) is recorded in Asia. Glans condoms seem to have been used for birth control, and to have been known only by members of the upper classes. In China, glans condoms may have been made of oiled silk paper, or of lamb intestines. In Japan, they were made of tortoise shell or animal horn.

>> No.16365848

>>16365804
The big cities have refrigeration and shit. Picture a setting like Full Metal Alchemist.

>> No.16365849
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16365849

What are some mundane things monstergirls might misinterpret if they came to this world?
>a girl goes to a monstergirl therapy support group
>"Go ahead, Sally. Tell us why you're here."
>"W-Well, when I was little, my dad did things to me."
>"What did he do, Sally? No one here will judge you."
>"When we c-crossed the street *hic* he'd hold my ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaand! Waaaaaaaaah!"
>"That beast." "Sicko." "How could he do that to his daughter?"
>"He would lie to me by saying that it was so I didn't run out into traffic."

>> No.16365868

>>16365560
Maybe. It just means watch the fuck out and don't let this Wurm go down narrow passage ways unless you want them permanently widened

>> No.16365870

>>16365827
Learn something new every day.

>> No.16365876
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16365876

http://pastebin.com/HB2iwazd

Weekly Fallen Brides translation update. Only 2,300 words this week because I had to spend a little over a day repairing my laptop. My translation of Fate/Strange Fake is basically caught up to the Japanese release now, though, so probably expect longer than usual updates for the next couple of months.

Anyway, enjoy Merce's fight with Deruella. As always, the version on my blog has more formatting, if you care about italics.

>> No.16365888

>>16365849
Well if we stop memeing for a moment, I imagine the phrase "fuck you" would die out pretty quickly with MG around because the speaker would get fucked at extremely inopportune times/by people they don't like.

Valentine's day chcolate/card exchanges might also get dicey.

>> No.16365889
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16365889

"Welcome to Delta Squad rookie."

>> No.16365891

>>16365849
>"Why is everyone so sad? Can't you just revive her?"

>> No.16365893
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16365893

>>16365889
>all those out of reg tattoos
I just put in a transfer, I'm going to Elf Light Infantry

>> No.16365901

>>16365849
>this world
Fuck it

>> No.16365904

>>16365876
>translation of Fate/Strange Fake
The Manga or the Novel?

>> No.16365910

>>16365904
The novel. Just have the afterword and some formatting left of book 3.

>> No.16365912

>>16365889
I thought this was Spanish Class, my bad

>> No.16365915

>>16365893
Yeah me too. I'm not really huge on maintaining the regs, but at a certain point it's obvious they aren't even trying which is a pretty big red flag.

Also Rhodie elves are 10/10 would operate

>> No.16365923

>>16365889
>smoking
No/10

>> No.16365928
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16365928

Would you?

>> No.16365929

>>16365923
The military might not be for you then.

>> No.16365932

>>16365915
I myself wear a bushy moustache and slightly out of regs hair to make myself look more civvie.
>at place of work
>visitor takes one look at me and says "Navy?"
>"Yeah"
I guess Sailors have their own look to them, or at least we can smell our own

>> No.16365934

>>16365929
I would say a majority of the military dips, or dips and smokes.

>> No.16365939

>>16365876
>Merce's fight with Deruella
Hell yeah motherfucker.

>> No.16365942

>>16365889
Dangerous Combat Foxes!

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>>16365942

>> No.16365946

>>16365932
Adding to my earlier post, it's sort of a shame since foxes are my favourite monstergirl. But, when they aren't even trying to maintain any standards in the first place, and when one of them even has a fucking katana for some reason.

I usually keep myself in the regs all the time, but no one ever notices because I don't otherwise look like an army guy.

>> No.16365948

>>16365889
I never even fired a gun.

>> No.16365951
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>>16365945
"Yew ask for heavy support, da?"

>> No.16365957

>>16365929
That's fine by me.

>> No.16365964
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16365964

I'm just now realizing that Anna is that paladin who got corrupted by mamono mana
>tfw you will never be her squire who eats her cookies

rip

>> No.16365965
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16365965

"Sorry we're late, our reindeer kept getting distracted."

>> No.16365978

>>16365951
I need defilading fire on that hill there, bring anon as an ammo carrier. And don't wear this one out, alright?
>I can always change barrels, unless you're talking about anon
>Lcpl Anon sweating profusely

>> No.16365994

>>16365951
Just don't let Sgt. Major catch her dressed like that.

>> No.16366006

>>16365994
She'll probably drag SgtMaj out behind the armory and jump his bones

>> No.16366011

>>16365965
By what?

>> No.16366014

>>16365504
Pretty Human is pretty good
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/70227876/FrontPage

>> No.16366015

>>16365889
>>16365893
>>16365945
>>16365951
I want to be the pretty boy field medic

>> No.16366017

>>16366006
RIP in peace wolfgirl.

>> No.16366020
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16366020

How do Holstaurs get this big?

>>16366014
Seafoam needs to write more smut of the MC going down on the foxes yuge butt.

>> No.16366021

>>16366015
It's not an easy job
>>16366017
SgtMaj leads PT for a reason, he's so beltfed he has a cadence for fucking too

>> No.16366033

>>16365945
>That one on the bottom
>Why the hell are we even out here
>I just wanna go back to the barracks and masturbate
>This weeb behind me brought a sword to a gun fight
>And now she's fucking with one of my ears and holding her gun right next to the other ear
>I bet she doesn't even have good trigger discipline

>> No.16366035

>>16366020
>How do Holstaurs get this big?
They have to be specially breed that way.

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>>16366020
dunno but they need to be in the 7 foot range like minos for best results

>> No.16366039

>>16366035
So what you're saying is a dedicated man has to breed the cows to be bigger and bigger himself?

>> No.16366040
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>>16366035
This Anon gets it.

There's hundreds of Holstaur breeds. They come in all shapes and sizes.

>> No.16366041

>>16366021
I mean, I was getting at the fact that he was gonna knifehand her very soul from body, but I guess that works too.

>> No.16366047

>>16366041
SgtMaj is a mean assed SOB, but he is still a man

>> No.16366048

>>16366015
Its a trap. Monsters just get hit with silver realm stuff which drains spirit energy. Being a field medic just means giving quickies.

>> No.16366054

>>16366048
Imagine being a recruiter and having to pitch that to 18 year old boys fresh out of high school

>> No.16366056

>>16366040
Those girls need the MGE style hooves and legs and then they'd be perfect.

>> No.16366059

>>16366048
I thought being field medic was more like being the flag in capture the flag, with opposing factions attempting to capture or recover you.

>> No.16366065
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16366065

Why don't monster girls have human mills where they can buy, train, and raise their own husbandos? Especially if they're into /ss/? Seems like the perfect business. Then they can live the NEET life.

>> No.16366070

>>16366040
That one in the middle is a cutie. Her friend to the right looks like the class bicycle, though.

>> No.16366073

>>16366065
Because the instinct to hunt and train one from the wild is too strong.

>> No.16366076

>>16366040
I want all of them
>>16366070
There's nothing wrong with the class bike, they love to be ridden and need it

>> No.16366083
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>>16366056
like this ya mean

>> No.16366089

>>16366083
Yep, but only if they weren't the garbage EMG kind.

>> No.16366101

>>16366089
>Garbage
What's bad about them? Or are you trying to apply a meme about one character to an entire species?

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16366107

>>16366089
eh I like cows of all kind, my version of foreplay is to get them and these>>16366040
and I play the role of pizza dough and they use their whole bodies as rolling pins, then comes the moo-snu

>> No.16366115

>>16366101
Nigga it's EMG. EMG girls have nothing to keep them faithful aside from maybe Lamias.

>> No.16366122

>>16366115
>EMG Lamias
>Faithful
What the fuck series are you reading? Lamias are a harem society! You literally picked the one species that doesn't care about being faithful to argue purity.

>> No.16366150

>>16366122
>Lamias are a harem society
Well shit, I can't believe I forgot that detail.
All EMG girls are shit in that regard.

>> No.16366152

>>16366122
Aren't they all faithful to their one husband though?

>> No.16366193

>>16366076
>there's nothing wrong with being a whore
Back to the real world with you

>> No.16366207
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16366207

Entirely hypothetically speaking, if I were creating a monster girl VN and was looking for one or two artists to complete our little team, could I inquire about it here or would that just be annoying and unwanted? This is hypothetical of course.

>> No.16366210

>>16366152
Until they literally kill him with sex and move on to the next penis that happens along.

>> No.16366222

>>16366207
>if I were creating a monster girl VN
VN projects of any genre don't tend to last long.

>> No.16366225

>>16366115
and all those things that keep girls faithful in normal relationships.

>> No.16366229

>>16366054
Don't you just love an easy job?

>> No.16366236

Why are Salamanders the best girls

>> No.16366237

>>16366210
>kill him
I find that hard to believe.

>> No.16366244

>>16366237
Its EMG and they're giant snake women without the concept of human limits, I don't see what's hard to believe.

>> No.16366252

>>16366222
Well not with that attitude.

>> No.16366254

>>16366207
if you have to ask this, you're fucked

>> No.16366266

>>16366152
Miia's mom was hitting pretty hard on Darling when she came to visit them.

Either the harem's husband died, Miia's sluttiness is hereditary, or the lamias' harem society is actually a myth perpetuated by their society used to attract gullible husbands or it's simply not dictated on a genetic level.

>> No.16366267

>>16366244
Because just like KC, I'm reasonably sure that the author is against murder.

>> No.16366268 [DELETED] 

>>16366254
If I have to ask around for another artist? Everything else is running fine.

>> No.16366277

>>16366229
Most of the recruiters I've known were lying snakes, but I imagine at least one would feel bad for sending a relatively innocent young man into a maelstrom of sex and explosions.
>Carrying big muscle girls out of the line of fire so you can give them a quick fuck
>Have to do this multiple times an engagement
>When he gets back, all the uninjured girls want a piece of him too
Too much for one man to take!

>> No.16366284

>>16366254
Maybe I wasn't clear enough in my attempt to not bother anyone. We're in production and have every other role filled, we just need an artist or two because one can't handle it alone.

>> No.16366330
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16366330

pssst

hey miiafag

>> No.16366338

>>16366330
I don't even like Miia and I kind of want one.

Does it come in grape?

>> No.16366400 [SPOILER] 
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RAWR!!!

>> No.16366419

>>16366400
Aaah!

>> No.16366440

Road rage incidents in MGC would be brutal. Flip off a minotaur who cuts you off will lead her to run you off the road, and proceed to brutally rape you to jelly.

>> No.16366450

>>16364142
>that pipe
I have no words.

>> No.16366452
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16366452

What color would the moonlight in an Undead Kingdom be?

>> No.16366466

>>16366452
Does the Moon reach underground?

>> No.16366474

>>16366277
>Too much for one man to take!
That's why only a man among men could do it! A man like YOU, Anon!

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>>16366400

>> No.16366479

>>16366466
Underground parts of an Undead Kingdom would have their own form of artificial lighting, provided there isn't an opening for moonlight to peek in.

>> No.16366483

>>16366479
What, like crystal formations that collect natural light and send it down like a series of mirrors?

>> No.16366490

>>16364670
Thicc shoggoths are olev

>> No.16366495
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16366495

>>16366490
If only there were more.

>> No.16366497

>>16366284
how many gross fetishes does said artist have to depict

>> No.16366505

>>16366483
Yep

>> No.16366506

>>16365876
Thank you, there is nothing better than to wake up to an update

>> No.16366514

>>16366505
Wish I could see shit like that.

>> No.16366534
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16366534

I'm kinda stumped on what to work on.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12033072

>> No.16366549

>>16366534
I voted for the Roulette, shit's your bread and butter, yo.

>> No.16366551

>>16366207
If you have a budget and can pay them up front, or in the very near future via kickstarter/gofundme/patreon, you're better off contacting artists you like directly.

If not, you're going to have a very hard time.

>> No.16366556

>>16364260
>What does she do?
Scream in terror and frantically attempt to grab a Demon Realm Silver rapier next to her nightstand
>What do you do?
Scream in terror in unison and shed happy tears knowing I am now with my waifu, whilst leglocking her in bed
>How has she been living before this?
The head of state within a Demon Realm affiliated nation.

>> No.16366594

What would happen if you raped your waifu?

>> No.16366600
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16366600

Do Monsters ever get lost?

>> No.16366601

>>16366594
Raping a maid?! What kind of disgusting fetish is this?

>> No.16366603

>>16366594
She would continue to love me with no issue. I actually rape her all the time.

>> No.16366604

>>16366549
I voted scalebound, bread and butter may be nice but sometimes a man desires peanut butter.

>> No.16366605

>>16366600
That's a cold maus.

Better take her home and break out the cheese fondue set.

>> No.16366610

>>16366207
Find artists you like, politely contact them and offer them a summary of what you would like and what you're willing to pay then proceed to give them more information if they're interested or move onto the next one. It's basic business etiquette, anon.

Try to contact their official channels like a Patreon or a site they often make commissions for. Nobody likes a busybody digging into personal accounts.

>> No.16366611

>>16366497
Well, there's 4 main heroines. So 4 gross fetishes? Granted we have one other artist, so you'd only need to draw half the fetishes. If you're at all wondering, the cast is a salamander, a dullahan, a kitsune, and a lamia.

>> No.16366613

>>16366534
>No votes for Selene
Proof that lilims are trash

>> No.16366615

>>16366610
This. Artists are fucking jews, it's ridiculous.

>> No.16366619

>>16366611
Salamander and dullahan are both warrior types aren't they? Any particular differences between them?

>> No.16366625

>>16366594
My waifu loves rape play, and so does our daughteru! We even have an agreement where I get to surprise them with rape once a month. It can happen at any time and any place so it feels the most realistic!

>> No.16366632

>>16366619
Well I could write out their characters here but that would probably just annoy people. They're polar opposites and butt heads often. But in regards to the warrior bit, the salamander could qualify as a warrior. The dullahan would qualify as an idiot.

>> No.16366645

>>16366495
Thank you, based anon! I had no idea this image even existed!

>> No.16366648

>>16366613
Not trash to me, I just wanted scalebound to reach a conclusion.
I like Selene, she's the only lilim I follow outside if Victoria and Druella but I like scalebound so I don't want to see it stagnate.

>> No.16366653

>>16366648
>my Lilim didn't make it
I'll try harder, anon.

>> No.16366670

>>16366495
I want her to sit on my face.

>> No.16366682

>>16366648
The problem with scalebound is that I think the king agreed too fast to the alliance.

>> No.16366698

>>16366601
It's shit, right?

>> No.16366701

>>16366682
He was bit eager. But considering the loss of his men and the idea of getting protection from monsters by stronger monsters. It makes some sense.

>> No.16366706

>>16366698
Tainting a maid's purity sure is.

>> No.16366712

>>16366701
>Loss of his men.
Losing a few people would not push me to make an alliance.

>> No.16366730

>>16366601
>Not raping the maid
Is she not attractive or something?

>>16366603
Masochist waifus are great

>>16366625
It's not rape if you have an agreement, I'm talking she's happily doing her thing and you suddenly jump her, tear off her clothes and give her a rough fucking

>> No.16366745

>>16366730
>Is she not attractive or something?

She's the most beautiful lady in all the land. Just raping her sounds like it would intrude on her work.

>> No.16366746

>>16366730
>I'm talking she's happily doing her thing and you suddenly jump her, tear off her clothes and give her a rough fucking
Yes, that's exactly what I do though! They thoroughly enjoy it, and the cuddles that come after.

>> No.16366753

>>16366712
Except it wasn't "A few men" It was a 3rd of his army.

>> No.16366756

>>16366753
We have reserves.
t. Edward Longshanks

>> No.16366764

>>16366753
I don't remember the battle going that way.

>> No.16366767

>>16366756
That king didn't or else he would not have talked to the dragon.

>> No.16366772

>>16366745
All the more reasons to rape her
Make a nice big mess while raping her that way once you're done she can enjoy cleaning up

>>16366746
Good, but there shouldn't be an agreement
The poor girls are going to be on edge at all times and when you rape them it takes away from the surprise

>> No.16366776

I just want a dominant scholar dominant kuu-yan wife. Preferably an amazoness or dragon. 2018 anytime r-right guys?

>> No.16366783

>>16366776
Amazonian scholar? Curious. Tell me more!

>> No.16366796

>>16366764
Then allow me to explain. (I've probably put more thought into this then beast has then whatever.)

The army in the battle was cut into 3 units. the one the hero is said to lead is said to wiped out, whether that means they were scattered with survivors, there is still not enough men to consider it a unit.
Without the alliance, the dragons would invade to claim land or the odd male, assisting the monster horde with wrecking the knights shit. an action made worse by the fact that Harold's blunder crippled the kingdoms manpower.

So even if he should have thought it though a bit longer, the alliance with the dragons makes sense.

>> No.16366805

>>16366772
>Good, but there shouldn't be an agreement
>The poor girls are going to be on edge at all times and when you rape them it takes away from the surprise
I guess you're right anon. Nevermind that then!

>> No.16366807

>>16366783
A reputable scholar in military history, she herself having been a colonel before she left for academia. She also dabbles in greek and roman classical literature.

>> No.16366819
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>>16366776
With 2017 here, I expect an invasion from Space Monkeys any day now.

>> No.16366832
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16366832

What will it be handsome?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBATrLRWySg

>> No.16366834

>>16366832
Rum.

>> No.16366836

>>16366832
You.

>> No.16366839

>>16366832
A nice root beer, please!

>> No.16366852

>>16366832
Bring me your finest ginger ale!

>> No.16366855

>>16366776
>>16366807
That's an oddly specific and unusual waifu

Does anyone else have a very specific waifu?

>>16366832
I must have gotten the wrong door, I only drink in the Satyros bar

>> No.16366858

>>16366855
>Does anyone else have a very specific waifu?
Yeah, mine is an individual. That's pretty specific.

>> No.16366908

>>16366653
Neither did mine. Let's both try harder.

>> No.16366920

>>16366832
Gonna take this Irish Barfox home to be my wife!

>> No.16366922
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>>16366908
Why try when you'd just fail? Here's to apathy!

>> No.16366931

>>16366922
I've been apathetic plenty. It's time to at least procrastinate by having other activities.

>> No.16366943

>>16366858
Mine too, she's a clumsy Unagi-Joro onee-san who moved out of Zipangu to let the world taste her delicious soups with healing properties
She's bigger than average and slightly fit from travelling and cooking everyday
As clumsy and awkward as she is outside the kitchen, she is an absolute master when it comes to cooking
She secretly wishes that one day a man will fall in love with her after tasting one of her meals and goes the extra mile whenever she serves one
She also has a bad tendency of passing out whenever a man compliments her cooking
I could go on but I've said enough

Tell us about yours

>> No.16366953

>>16366943
She's just this slutty lizard people make fun of because she's mine, don't worry about it.

>> No.16366956

>>16366832
The bread on the counter is going stale.

>> No.16366984

>>16366953
Why would people make fun of her?
I hope you're not one of these weirdos who want to defeat a Lizardman just so she becomes a mere female lizard that you can humiliate and abuse in public

>> No.16366988

>>16366984
No, it's not like that, it's just that she's a Black Dragon but people call her a slutty lizard because they want to pick on me

>> No.16367022

>>16366988
No matter if you dislike the man, you shouldn't make fun of anyone's waifu that's just mean and uncalled for

>> No.16367028
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16367028

>>16367022
I know, right?

>> No.16367061

>>16367028
How is she slutty?

>> No.16367065

>>16366943
She sounds incredibly cute. Unagi-Joros are best cooks.

>> No.16367068

>>16367061
She's not, they just say that to be mean.
I mean she did rape the MC of the story I wrote with her friends but it's okay because they end up together anyway.

>> No.16367081

>>16367068
Why did you even write that story, alp?

>> No.16367085

>>16367081
I thought it'd be nice for an adorable little girl to learn how mommy and daddy met and made her.
I'm sorry.

>> No.16367087

>>16367065
Thank you, I bet your waifu is cute too

>> No.16367092

>>16367085
Don't be sorry. Some people don't like your stories. But I don't mind them.

>> No.16367093
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>>16367092
>But I don't mind them
High praises!

>> No.16367105

>>16367093
You are incredibly lame, man.

>> No.16367109

>>16367105
I'll just shut up now.

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16367110

>>16365525
>>16365520
Pharaohs, voting? I thought we lived in an anarcho-syndicalist commune where we took turns acting as some executive officer for a week.

>> No.16367111

Let's say 2017 happens and a portal to MGE's world opens up
How many of you sick degenerates would go for a paladin waifu instead of a monster girl?

>> No.16367122

>>16367110
Is this new? Anyway, Pharoah a cute!

>> No.16367124

>>16367105
His waifu is a dragon. Even if he is a bit odd, he must still be respected as a fellow man.

>> No.16367125

>>16367122
>new
Something's new here, and it isn't the pic.

>> No.16367128
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16367128

>>16367122
No it's not, but I don't recall the imagine being posted anytime recently.

Here's the alt version with short hair.

>> No.16367139

>>16366855
Specific waifu?

A hellhound born in Russia. Dropped out of school and turned mobster until her late twenties. Went back to school and became a history teacher of all things. She loves firearms and martial arts yet is a closet romantic, who still maintains the hellhound dom streak. She's fiercely loyal and protective. When she gets flustered she falls back to broken english and when she's angry she speaks her native language. She's 7'6 and muscled and secretly wants to be a mother.

>> No.16367147

Have all the writers moved on? I havent seen a post in 3 threads

>> No.16367157

>>16367128
>short hair

Surprisingly I thought this would look nice. Short hair only works on hellhounds.

>> No.16367160

>>16367111
People who just don't care about their happiness.

>> No.16367161

>>16367147
Here, writing slowly. After listening to a lot of criticism regarding my pacing and comma usage I'm redoing one story and making sure the other is acceptable.

>> No.16367165

>>16366400
FUCK

OPEN FIRE OPEN FIRE

>> No.16367167

All I want is a Kitsune to love.

>> No.16367177

>>16367139
I don't like the idea of such a feral species being so civilized but she sounds nice
I hope she doesn't scare you when she shouts "CYKA BLYAT" after she accidentally burns the goulash she cooked for you

>>16367167
Kitsunes come in all forms, which would you prefer?

>> No.16367180

>>16367177
The more fluffy tails the better.

>> No.16367186

>>16367177
She hasn't burned something in ages!

>> No.16367188

>>16367180
So you just want to be a powerful Kistune's slut don't you?
Just go to the fox temple and give the CC head priestess some fried tofu, she will be very thankful for it

>> No.16367191

>>16367188
>slut
That's a harsh word.
I'd like to carefully brush her tails to make sure she looks perfect at all times, and maybe fall asleep in them occasionally.

>> No.16367207

>>16365398
I'd experiment with that Lich, if you know what I mean.

>> No.16367208

All this time you dream of spending with your waifu would be spent at work even if she was real anyway.

>> No.16367217

>>16367208
So? I'd have something to come home to. Someone to hold on days off, to share happiness and life with. But life sucks, I come home from work to an empty house. I can dream anon.

>> No.16367221

>>16367191
I'm sorry, deep down we're all sluts for mofu anyway

>>16367208
Not really, you can live a pretty comfortable life with a monster girl without any money

If you work it's just to buy stuff you don't need

By the way I hate working and your post triggered me, please delete it

>> No.16367224

>>16367208
Think about the weekends, free time, bed time, etc. They would be so great.

>>16367221
I'm not a slut for mofu, I managed to beat it.

>> No.16367229

>>16367208
I'm a neet and dream of going to her world anyway.

She's a powerful undead mage who lives in a run down mansion in the middle of nowhere, if I was to live with her then work would no longer be a concern.

>> No.16367230

>>16367224
>I managed to beat it.
That's what they all say.
But everyone knows it just takes one casual tail brush across your face to turn you into putty in her hands.

>> No.16367234

>>16367230
Nope. The only mofu that made me putty was the hellhound one, and I definitely beat that. Nothing can take me away from my waifu now.

>> No.16367236

>>16367229
>undead Mage
So, a Lich?

>>16367234
What about pofu then? I've never heard of someone defeating both mofu and pofu

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>>16367236
>So, a Lich?
Bingo.

>> No.16367239

>>16367236
I don't care for pofu, it's not strong enough to pose a threat.
That and my mom told me that if moth puff touched my eye I would go blind.

>> No.16367244

>>16367237
You'd never need to work with a Lich waifu, she can just occasionally sell her potions and spells if you needed money
Maybe you could "work" by helping her gather ingredients and being her test subject

>>16367239
The blind stuff is a lie told to kids so they don't befriend loli moths who fly up to them

>> No.16367252

>>16367244
Well even so, pofu is nothing to me, so I guess I won against mofu and pofu.

>> No.16367261

>>16367147
Beast put up a poll in this thread of what to write next.

>> No.16367262

>>16367244
Or she can just transmutate a couple pounds of gold

>> No.16367268

>moth girls
Scary, I would never trust one.

>> No.16367275

>>16367268
there's a kind of moth that sucks your blood like a mosquito

>> No.16367276

>>16367252
Congratulations then, I bet your waifu is proud of you
Is she a reptile?

>>16367262
But then you need to find someone who wants to buy gold meanwhile every monster girl out there would enjoy her magicraft
Maybe she has a Pharaoh friend who is a big buyer of gold though

>> No.16367279

>>16367275
I'm well aware.
I wouldn't trust ANY of them, though. They're all inherently evil.

>> No.16367298

>>16367276
Yep, she is a strong and proud reptile, so having her be proud of me is a special feeling.

>> No.16367300

>>16367268
>>16367275
>>16367279
Why wouldn't you trust the fluffy bug of pregnancy?
She just wants you to make her a mother

>> No.16367303

Lizards are for ryona.

>> No.16367311

>>16367303
Don't bully the lizard girls! They might accidentally detach their tails!

>> No.16367314

>>16367303
Lizardmen are for paying tribute till they're grossly out of shape!

>> No.16367316

>>16367303
Ew no. That's evil and disgusting.

They are for some good pinching and humiliation.

>> No.16367320

>>16367298
You should rub some skin care oil on her scales to keep shiny and smooth

>>16367303
No, they are for honorable one on one fights with the victor raping the loser

>>16367314
This is even worst than ryona

>> No.16367326

>>16367320
>fights
Yes, that would be where the ryona comes in.

>> No.16367328

>>16367320
It's also the softer option!

Gonna snuggle her flab while she struggles to get up!

Gonna lewdly bully her!

>> No.16367335

>>16367268
I too was terrified of Moth Man, even after learning that they're a kinda chill interdimensional alien. The worst part was that Point Pleasant sounded like a seaside town, making it easier for them to fly to my window.

>>16367314
Just what do you mean by "tribute" and how "grossly" are we talking about?

>> No.16367340

>>16367335
A fuck ton of sweets and grossly enough that I'd be told to leave.

>> No.16367350

>>16367326
I said honorable fight, not one-sided beating where she's enjoying the pain

>>16367328
>>16367340
Absolutely disgusting.
Monster girls are for keeping strong and fit
If you want that kind of stuff go ask a nice Slime to shapeshift for you

>> No.16367353

>>16367350
But then I wouldn't have a soft lizardman to tease and do lewd things to.

>> No.16367357

>>16367350
Slimes are boring. They lack the proper intelligence to react to teasing or maintain a composure of haughty denial!

>> No.16367375

>>16367353
Can't you do that with a regular Lizard instead?

>>16367357
Don't call Slimes boring please
What about a Dorome then? They aren't that bright either but they have cool mud powers

>> No.16367383

I want to be pinned down and brutally ravaged by a Kitsune until she breaks my nutbladder.

>> No.16367386

>>16367375
Getting a nice, soft Dorome is cheating, you need to work for your happiness by finding a cute monster girl and spoiling her. Nothing good comes to you without effort!

>> No.16367393

>>16367303
>Anon sparring with a lizard from high school
>"sparring" being a very loose term for meeting her in a park at the dead of night
>she'd always go lightly dressed; sports bra, a track jacket when it got cool, gym shorts that barely covered her ass, and a glowstick hanging from her neck
>she liked "real situations" to train for at least that was her excuse when she asked Anon to act like an attacker
>She'd put up resistance for the first five to ten minutes just to keep it interesting, but by the time Anon puts her in a chokehold, juices would start trickling down her quivering thighs

They stopped doing it in the park after a succubus dressed like a police officer tried to join in.

>> No.16367413

>>16367383
You want a rapey fox? Go to Zipangu and become a Youko's servant, she will violently rape you for spilling her sake

>>16367386
I get what you mean but why would you want to do this to a species who specifically cares about physical prowess? Go chub up a lewd species or something

>>16367393
This is so wrong, I have to repent to the Fallen God for reading this and you should to

>> No.16367414

>>16367375
Nope!
I want to get fit while a lizardman gets unfit so I can beat her using strategy!

>> No.16367421

>>16367413
I don't want to be right

>> No.16367427

>>16367413
But there's beauty in ruining something!
Besides, you can train her in new ways that'll let her keep it while getting done martial pride back in her

>> No.16367432

>>16367427
>Ruining

Why ruin when you can improve?

>> No.16367435

>>16367432
Some people are shitty and degenerate, so they get off on dragging cute monsters with them.

>> No.16367440

What if love is nothing more than just an illusion created by the chemicals in our brains?

>> No.16367442

>>16367414
>>16367421
>>16367427
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Did a Lizardman beat you up or something?
Is it the bonnet tipper jokes?
Leave the lizards alone

>> No.16367443

>>16367432
Because if I used 'improve' in this context for what I want to do then others would get angry due to differing definitions of the word

>> No.16367450

>>16367442
Nyet.

Gonna do this and take responsibility!
I'll even cuddle her and have many daughters who I'll Get Swole as fuck

>> No.16367454

>>16367450
At least the daughterus are okay.

>> No.16367455

>>16367442
Ryona is my fetish, and the idea of roughing up a closet masochist lizard makes me diamonds.

>> No.16367467

>>16367440
Hasn't that been proven already? I've even read about a method that gets something like 40% of the people who try it to fall in love

The way monster girls love you is an entirely different thing though, no brain chemicals involved, it's a much purer and everlasting love

>>16367443
I understood where you came from until this post but now you lost me
Do you mean that you target a species who is the opposite of what you like to "improve" her and make her more to your liking?

It makes more sense if you just want to ruin a fit girl because of a messed up fetish

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>>16367442
I'm with you anon, Lizards used to be really popular in the /a/ days. Sad to see them be a huge joke now.

>> No.16367473

>>16367208
I know. But my waifu is a maid. So seeing her when I come home everyday will be the best thing I could ever feel.

>> No.16367474

>>16367469
Of course they're a joke, who wants a cold-blooded waifu?

>> No.16367475

>>16367454
Of course, how else will they get a husband that's good for them?

>>16367467
I want to 'improve' her in the sense that I'd find it easier to get in the mood with her and better for cuddles



Granted, I'm just feeling pudge right now and may be wanting massively muscled hinezumi later, but yeah.

Big, pudgy lizardman for cuddling

>> No.16367480

>>16367474
Here's your (you)

>> No.16367482

>>16367467
>The way monster girls love you is an entirely different thing though, no brain chemicals involved, it's a much purer and everlasting love

How does that even work in theory? It begs an explanation.

Unless eros is a hack.

>> No.16367485

>>16367474
You're going to make lamias sad with talk like that.

>> No.16367486

>>16367475
Well at least you know that they won't be finding husbands if they are fat. Maybe you're a good person after all.

>>16367482
It's magic I'm not gonna explain shit.

>> No.16367487

>>16367485
Snakes are a pretty big meme too, if I wanted to be bound I'd get a spider.

>> No.16367490

>>16367486
So thee suggests that monstrous women's love is but mere trickery?

>> No.16367493

>>16367486
Maybe.

Gonna keep the wife big though, although I may help her get strongfat so she can do some wrestling.


Also gonna get her a big sweater and 'Best Wife' mug

>> No.16367499

>>16367475
Oh well, enjoy your pudgy reptile
Try to help her develop a new fighting style that fits her weight

>>16367482
Monster girls aren't bound by our world's rules, same applies to everything that relates to them their love included

>> No.16367500

>>16367490
Ah I know your type. Sure Anon, they are just playing with your heart so they can get to your dick. Now go ree at them.

>> No.16367504

I want to make loliflayers for lonely anons.

>> No.16367506

>>16367500
Not if I trick them into loving me first!

Wait a minute

>> No.16367509

>>16367490
Do you seriously think anybody can love anyone other than themselves?

>> No.16367513

>>16367504
I want to make cute dragons for dragonfags. Though me and my wife would test them first.

>> No.16367515

>>16367504
My waifu is a Mindflayer and I wouldn't mind if our daughters married lonely anons although I'd prefer getting them childhood friends

>> No.16367516

>>16367509
Self-satisfaction and self-preservation isn't love.

Love never really existed

>> No.16367522

>>16367499
We'll get her to learn sumo and wrestling.

She may even put it to use in bed, if you know what I mean

>> No.16367524

>>16367513
How do I pass the test? Also can I have a haughty tsun one?

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>>16367509
>>16367516

>> No.16367529

>>16367524
First, tell me how you like your dragons.

And I do have a tsun one, "b-but it's not like she wants a b-boyfriend or anything."

>> No.16367538

>>16367529
He likes them slain

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>> No.16367540

>>16367529
My apologies, it appears your daughter is the shit kind of tsun.

>> No.16367543
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16367543

Would you?

>> No.16367545

>>16367540
Dont tell me you like the violent """tsunderes"""

>> No.16367546

>>16367540
>my special, infallible brand of tsundere has never been tried.

The best tsundere dragon is the one that rapes you, laughs and calls you pathetic when you cum, then feels bad afterwards.

>> No.16367547

>>16367540
Fucking rude. She'll probably burn your house and your dick now.

>> No.16367548

>>16367529
i'll pick the one sitting at the corner. Now i just need 200 more years before i confessrape her

>> No.16367550

>>16367539
Mentally retarded girls are cute! CUTE!

>> No.16367557

>>16367547
She'd probably burn my dick regardless because she's a clumsy idiot, honestly.

>> No.16367562
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Why would someone bully a Vampire?

>> No.16367564

>>16367562
Cuz they're fags

>> No.16367566

>>16367548
Which corner are you talking about? The kuudere, the neet, or the creepy yandere?

>>16367557
Actually, she probably wouldn't even get near you considering how disgusting you are.

>> No.16367573

>when the sex fantasies wear off

>> No.16367578

>>16367543

No.

>> No.16367585

>>16367573
>when you still stick around because the /mgt/ gang is the closest thing you have to a consistent friend group on the web

>> No.16367599

>>16367585
Okay let's not go too far here.

>> No.16367602

>>16367585
>When you miss a day on your blood pressure medication and the room won't stop spinning when you take a pill the next day but it's okay because at least there's a thread about monster girls to browse

>> No.16367612

>>16367602
>When you get a fever that almost kills you of dehydration
Thanks mamono mana

>> No.16367615
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Look at this Elf. Isn't she extremely cute?

>> No.16367621

>>16367543
Ears too big and too much fur for my tastes
I'd cum and dump her at best

>>16367573
Monster girls are much more than just a sex fantasy, they are the best escapism and makes me feel worth something and loved

Also this >>16367585

>> No.16367637

>>16367615
You must be another level of stupid or dense if you think that is an OC elf.

>> No.16367638

>>16367543
I don't even know what she is.

>> No.16367640

>>16367637
The joke is that Elves have tentacles in their vaginas, I think.

>> No.16367651

>>16367637
He's /mgt/ levels of stupid

>> No.16367652

>>16367637
>pointy ears
>vagina tentacles
Everything checks out, anon.

>> No.16367653

>>16367640
Oh. I completely forgot about that myth.

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>>16367640
>>16367652
>>16367653
>/tg/ """memes"""

>> No.16367660

>>16367529
I love my dragons haughty, tsun, black scales and chocolate skin. And can she be /fit/

>> No.16367667

>>16367660
You my nigga, you definitely pass the test. Great taste and be sure to make her happy and get lots of daughterus.

>> No.16367670

>>16367660
This post really makes you think, don't it.

>> No.16367671

>>16367615
>tentacles
What a load of fucking stupid bullshit. Do lilims think they look scary with those or something?

>> No.16367673

>>16367656
That cute Kiki would never say anything like that. They're pure.

>> No.16367679

>>16367656
I want to masturbate furiously to hidden camera footage of my Kiki masturbating furiously to thoughts of molesting me in my sleep while I'm dreaming of her and moaning her name every time she kisses me while stroking my dick with her gloved fingers.

>> No.16367682

If I had to choose, I'd probably want a dragon with snow white skin and a light, bright scale color. Maybe a metallic dragon like a Silver or a Gold?

>> No.16367686

>>16367682
Do Gold Dragons hoard their own scales? Seems like something others would frown on.

>> No.16367688

>>16367667
Yes!

Remember anons. Always help a fellow dragonfag out and have plent of daughterus. They'll grow up and get a dragonfag husband!

>> No.16367691

>>16367679
I want to keep leaving porn mags of muscle girls out for her to see.

>> No.16367696

Reminder that while Kikis act pure and innocent, they are ready to fuck at any time and that she considers it her duty to alleviate her mastah of his sexual frustration so he can focus on achieving his dreams

>> No.16367697

>>16367686
>hoard their own scales
Would you make scale mail with your dragon girls shed scales?

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>>16367691
You understand that she's going to get huge and rape you, right? I bet she'll even do deadlifts hard enough to revert her to a feral state.

>> No.16367705

>>16367697
I don't know how.

>> No.16367707

>>16367697
>You are wearing your waifu now
>She is making the same face as a Shogg

>> No.16367712
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>>16367707
>not making a plushie out of your Sheepfu's wool
Step up, sempai.

>> No.16367714

>>16367712
Your waifu will keep you warm. My waifu will keep me safe in glorious battle.

>> No.16367718

>>16367700
Is she?
Or is she just going to get big and huge enough for me to reward her with a 'massage' for all her hard work and dedication.

>> No.16367722

>>16367714
Have fun freezing in your glorious battle while I double cuddle my Sheep by hugging both her and the plushie of her made of her hair at the same time. The only way this could get more comfy would be if our daughter joined in too.

>> No.16367727

>>16367712
My waifu has a plushie of me, so there's that.

>> No.16367731

>>16367722
Think of it this way, what if I use my dragon scale mail to protect me while I rob you of your fluffy wool sweater?

>> No.16367732

>>16367727
How would you react if she asked to put a strap-on on it and ride it while you fugged her butt?

>> No.16367735

>>16367731
Your armor cannot protect you against the power of a cute Sheep's eyes glistening with tears and her whispering "Don't..." to you as she clings to her products.

>> No.16367739

>>16367735
I am beyond the reasoning of the weak.
The sword is a mightier tool than the hoe.

>> No.16367742

>>16367739
Please don't call my waifu a ho. You'll make her cry all evening.

>> No.16367743

>>16367732
It's a very small plushie and I would give her THAT face.

>> No.16367744

>>16367700
And if I start leaving out porn of muscle monster girls with unrealistically large rears out for her?

>> No.16367756

>>16367742
>You'll make her cry all evening.
That only makes me harder.

>> No.16367757

>>16367744
She's just going to sit on your face until you suffocate.

>> No.16367758

Why wear your waifu when she can wear you?

>> No.16367760

>>16367757
Definitely one of my top ten ways to die, not going to lie.

>> No.16367761

>>16367757
With that small a rear?
Not possible

>> No.16367765

>>16367758
Elaborate further, I was unaware humans produced any meaningful wearable product.

>> No.16367769

>>16367758
>it was like someone was wearing Anon

>> No.16367770

>>16367765
Parasite slime inside her husbando?
Anal-urethral slime ouroboros?

>> No.16367772

>>16367758
My waifu isn't a shoggoth.

>> No.16367781

>>16367765
We all know the husband squid is the most fashionable thing a Mindlfayer can wear.

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We still got no Barracuda girl? Just checking.

>> No.16367788

>>16367760
What are the others? I bet being strangled by thighs are up there too, with maybe a slime kissing you to death and an oni cuddling you to death.

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>>16367787
Mermaids are only good if they're slutty.

>> No.16367794

>>16364195
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR!

>> No.16367804

>wool from sheep girls
>silk from spider girls
>scale clothing/armor from dragon girls
There are a surprising amount of waifus who can make you clothing from themselves, aren't there?

>> No.16367806

>>16367804
>sleeves from fairy girls

>> No.16367807

>>16367804
I hope you won't fall for the old silk condom trick if you have a spinner wife.

>> No.16367810

>>16367806
And woven fabrics from plant-based girls like Alraunes.

>> No.16367820

>>16367810
I want to be adopted by an Echidna so I can play my onee-sans against each other by making mixed-material clothes. Imagine the sheep and plant onee-sans fighting over if the linen-lined wool jacket I'm wearing counts more for one or the other.

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>>16367788
>I bet being strangled by thighs are up there too
I-if that's what you want, dude.

>> No.16367830

>>16367827
Ugh, t-thicker

>> No.16367832

>>16367827
>not wanting to get squeezed in the neck by those meaty thighs while you're on your kneed furiously masturbating

>> No.16367833

>>16367804
This >>16367810
Plant species can make some of the most /fa/ clothing and accessories

>> No.16367835

>>16367827
I want to 69 paizuri her while getting choked out by her thighs.

>> No.16367844

>>16364884
That's not military, that's contractor as fuck

>> No.16367847

>>16367792
Mermaids are pure, PURE!

>> No.16367849

How many times you should mate press or creampie a dragon per day without running the risk of being leglocked?

>> No.16367855

>>16367849
Zero

It's a meme position at this point

>> No.16367859

>>16367855
>meme position
Faggot cat pls stay in the position

>> No.16367861

>>16367849
0
As soon as your cum floods her womb she is going to instinctively leglock you

>> No.16367876

Monstergirls would have the decency of leaving you alone when you're bathing, right? Its uncomfortable to have someone walk in when youre showering

>> No.16367878

>>16367876
I want my jinko waifu to bathe me. She'd probably try to lick me clean with her big tongue

>> No.16367887

>>16367876
Depends on the species/individual but most wouldn't resist the urge to come in whether it's to rape you or just offer to rub your back

>> No.16367902

>>16367878
You're the one supposed to lick your waifu except if she is a Jabberwock, Akaname or an Automaton

>> No.16367905

>>16367876
Of course! There are male only spas and showers in MGC. But would you want your wife to bathe you? I sure would want my maid to.

>> No.16367907

>>16367876
But shower and bath sex is my fetish.

>> No.16367909

>>16367902
I'll still lick her. Especially when she's sweaty.

>> No.16367910

>>16367876
why woudnt you want your big titty onee san come in and bathe with you?

>> No.16367911

>>16367876
What, you don't want to relax with your waifu at bath?

>> No.16367917

>>16367905
Maids would be ashamed to shower with their master

>>16367910
Because onee-sans ALWAYS do that thing where they give you a hand job from behind while their soapy breasts push against your back and they tease your ears with their mouth

>> No.16367920

>>16367902
I want to lick an Automaton every day. Especially her shiny, cute feetsies.

>> No.16367922

>>16367907
Bath cuddling is mine. I want to lay in the tub under my waifu while the hot water falls on our shoulders and my neck.

>> No.16367925

>>16367876
Yeah right. Tell that to Raijus.

>> No.16367943

Bathing should be a time of solitude, where a man reflects on his life up until that point.

>> No.16367979
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16367979

>>16367876
They don't mind helping out with those hard to reach places.

>> No.16367981

>>16367917
>ashamed

Why?

>> No.16367983

>>16367110
>>16367128
Who's the artist? Looks familiar.

>> No.16368021

Be careful when hiking anon! The wild lamias are dangerous in mating season.

>> No.16368022
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16368022

would a dragon wear lewd outfits to seduce husbando or just force herself on him when she wants?

>> No.16368025

>>16367983
That's Loen

>> No.16368028

>>16368021
Ah what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.16368033

>>16368021
What's that? Go out hiking during the Lamias' mating season? Okay!

>> No.16368038

>>16368028
>>16368033
Anon no! You'll get forcefully married by a lamia and end up living a very happy life with many daughterus! Are you crazy?!

>> No.16368043

>>16368038
I think this may be some type of reverse psychology. I'm not sure though.

>> No.16368044

>>16368022
Dragons are stronk and take their husband by force. But that's ok, men secretly love it.

>> No.16368054

>>16368038
>Are you crazy?!
Yes. Crazy in love with the snakes!
I'm sure they would need the love during these chilly months as well.

>> No.16368056

>>16366534
>People want more of Beat's bullshit London over scalebound or a Selene story.
You guys suck.

>> No.16368059

>>16368038
As long as however many end up marrying me come back to live with me on my family's land, and don't mind becoming cows for a few nights a year, then I'm going hiking.

>> No.16368069
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16368069

I would like a bartender dragon.

>> No.16368081

>quarter past two in the morning
>get up to piss
>notice a centipede crawling under my door
Now is not the time you damn 'mukades

>> No.16368089

>>16368081
She wants to see your size.

>> No.16368097

>>16368089
>blushing oomukade crawls under the door to spy on anon's dick
>i-it's so big! I think, I've never seen one before
>skitters away
cute

>> No.16368099

>>16368097
>>i-it's so big! I think, I've never seen one before
>implying she doesn't read size queen doujins and think his dick is tiny

>> No.16368101

>>16368099
That's every monstergirl though. Doujins have given them a massively unrealistic standard when it comes to dicks.

>> No.16368105

>>16368099
It was a pretty small centipede so I imagine anything would be big comparatively.

>> No.16368106

>>16368101
>They try to go for faceless fat old men
>They dick is too tiny and the fat gets in the way

>> No.16368110
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16368110

>>16368101
Except the ones who read micropenis shaming doujins and enjoy bullying anons about their thoroughly average dicks.

>> No.16368116

>>16368105
>young oomukade
>covers her eyes and screams
>it was her first time seeing a penis

>> No.16368117

How would you feel if your waifu was real, but was the size of the thing she was based on?

>> No.16368122

>>16368117
>Jinko
Uhm... not a lot changes really.

>> No.16368123

>>16368106
>Wow, I'm so tight! Even this guy's pencil dick fills me right up!
>I'm glad he's so tiny, I bet it'd hurt a lot to have sex with an average penis...

>> No.16368124

>>16368117
>regular dog-sized
I wouldn't mind! Minigirls are ok too.

>> No.16368126

This shit is turning into the average NTR doujin. Stop.

>> No.16368127

>>16368117
>Dragon
So she is the size of a komodo dragon, right? Because I might be in trouble.

>> No.16368128

>>16368069
I just want to hang out in a quiet monster girl bar that barely gets enough customers to stay open.

Would be nice getting to know all the regulars and the Satyros owner.

>> No.16368136

>>16368127
I probably should have clarified that if they were based from fantastical creatures, then it would be the average size for that creature. So, in your case, her dragon form would be the size of the average dragon, while human form is average human.

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16368140

>>16368126
At least you can be happy knowing that NTR artists get what they deserve.

>> No.16368144

>>16368136
Oh, and if they were originally quadrupedal, then you can use the measurement of if they were on two legs.

>> No.16368149

>>16368126
Penis bullying is great, it's nothing like NTR.

>> No.16368150

>>16368117
So unless she's crow sized, she'd be tengu sized, which is around a human's.

>> No.16368159

>>16368150
>Crow sized Crow Tengu
I bet she'd look really cute sounding you with a proportionally huge pole.

>> No.16368162

>>16368149
What if I'm not into either?

>> No.16368165

>>16368159
No.

>> No.16368169

>>16368165
As long as the only CT story is that one, you'll never escape it.

>> No.16368171

>>16368069
Wurms a cute! I want a wurm bartender!

>> No.16368176

>>16368169
I tried to write one, but it was garbage so I deleted it.

>> No.16368179

>>16368110
That's my fetish. I want a hellhound to bully me like that.

>> No.16368183

>>16368069
I'd like to chat with a bartender Anubis with a waistcoat and poofy sleeve dress shirt in a dark, jazzy bar. I'd love for her to sometimes start to softly sing along when it's quiet and she's distracted polishing the glasses or something.

>> No.16368190

>>16368179
Well there's one of them. Let's see if the dragonfag shows up as well.

>> No.16368194

>>16368179
I want a nerdhound to bully you like that. I bet it'd be extra shameful to get bullied by a little girl who's only seen dicks in doujins.

>> No.16368200

>>16368190
I'm no humiliation fag or anything. But hearing the haughty laugh of my dragon waifu looking at my dick gets me aroused.

>> No.16368204

>>16368200
Let's face it, any interaction with, or even looking at your dragon waifu through a one-way mirror would get you aroused.

>> No.16368208

>>16368204
Wouldn't anyone?

>> No.16368210

>>16368208
Not for your waifu, no. I don't even know her.

>> No.16368212
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16368212

>>16366670
I bet a lot of folks want plump Shoggoths to plant their fat booties on their faces.

>> No.16368213

>>16368210
You know what I mean you silly billy.

>> No.16368216

>>16368212
Could be plumper.

Guess I gotta grab the venoms so she has more material to work with

>> No.16368219

>>16368212
I bet it tastes like blueberries!

>> No.16368224

>>16368212
Yes. The only downside to my lamia waifu is no facesitting.

>> No.16368226

>>16368224
>The only downside to my lamia waifu is no facesitting.
But you can

>> No.16368227

>>16368224
It's just called facecoiling.

>> No.16368231

>>16368216
Can one cumflate a shoggoth?

>> No.16368232

>>16368227
And if the cloaca is where is should be, she can coil herself around your face so that her cloaca lands on your mouth for comfortable forced oral.

>> No.16368235

>>16368231
Only if she wants to roleplay getting cumflated. Otherwise she just keeps getting bigger everywhere.

>> No.16368240
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>>16368224
MGE Lamias have the added plus of Lamiass y'know.

>> No.16368254

Apophis > Shirohebi > Vanilla > Echidna > Basilisk > Medusa

Ryu > Otohime > Wurm > Jabberwock > Zombie > Vanilla > Wyvern

>> No.16368257

>>16368235
Now that I think about it, there could be a lot of size shenanigans/ hi-jinks with Shoggoths if they put their mind to it.

>> No.16368265

>>16368257
>Masturbating with an onahole-sized clone of her while the rest of her body squirms and moans in the next room

>> No.16368266

>>16368257
You know, when you think about it
Shoggoth's can pretty much fulfill all your fetishes

>> No.16368269

>>16368254
Dark Slime = Shoggoth > Bubble Slime > Nureonago > Sea Slime > Slime Carrier > Red Slime > Slime > Humpty Egg

>> No.16368273

>>16368254
>redefining what it means to be truly wrong

>> No.16368274

Would you ntr your waifu if it was her fetish?
>inb4 my waifu isn't into that

>> No.16368277

>>16368240
>>16368227
>>16368226

Okay, true, but you can't do it in doggystyle!

>> No.16368279

>>16368274
For the sake of our sex life, sure.

>> No.16368280

>>16368274
No. Not unless it was actual rape.

>> No.16368281

>>16368277
Make her stand on her coil and arms and put her cloaca up to her hips.

>> No.16368282

>>16368274
She isn't into that :^)

>> No.16368283

>>16368254
All dragons are equal.

>> No.16368285

>>16368277
It's shit anyway

>> No.16368286

>>16368281
MGE girls don't have cloacas.

>> No.16368288

>>16368269
Nureonago should be at the top

>>16368283
Equally shit

>> No.16368291
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16368291

>>16368266
You've finally seen the darkness. Cumflate the Abominations, nameless horrors now.

>> No.16368295

>>16368274
I would cry all the way through. It not something I ever want to do.

>> No.16368297

>>16368265
Do you think she would have the "Take it easy!" face on the clone?

>> No.16368299

>>16368274
No

>> No.16368300

>>16368288
You're equally as shit.

>> No.16368301

>>16368297
R-Yukkuri a best.

>> No.16368308
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>>16368288

Nureonago are cute and need more love

>> No.16368316

>>16368297
I'd just take a yukkuri clone to skullfuck if she was going to do that.

>> No.16368320
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16368320

>>16368308
Yes

>> No.16368322

>>16368122
fellow jinko brother

>> No.16368326

>>16368316
>ram your dick through her eye
>Take if easy!
>irrumate her deep enough to put your balls inside her mouth
>Dage id eazy!
It's like she wants to get hatefucked as hard as I can.

>> No.16368330
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16368330

i want to be leglocked and milked dry of semen by a dragon girl every morning and night while she tells me how much if a treasure i am for her

>> No.16368340
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>>16368330
I want a smug dragon girl to stomp on my dick every morning to empty me of my lewd juice so I can survive the day without masturbating with her laundry.

>> No.16368349

>>16368340
I need this.

>> No.16368364

>>16368349
I bet she'd come home from a hard day at work to find her househusband hasn't made her dinner but instead masturbated into her dirty thighhigh. What do you think she'd do at that point?

>> No.16368369

>>16368340
W-Wow.

>> No.16368375

>>16368364
Best guess is the collar, leash and stomp.

>> No.16368378

>>16368266
But what about her fetishes?

>> No.16368382

>>16368364
I hope she collars me and makes me her little house husband. I want to do all the chores and duties just for her to come home and let me massage her claws.

>> No.16368383

>>16368375
Tied to the rack in the bathroom and forced to watch her bathe seductively without being able to pleasure himself, and then being left hanging there for the next night and day.

>> No.16368387

>>16368382
>massage her claws
With your dick?
I bet she'd make you massage her shoulders too. With your dick.
And wash her back in the bath.
With your dick.

>> No.16368388

>>16368383
I'm loving this dragon. But she pleases so many of my fetishes.

>> No.16368390

>>16368291
but she has no womb to fill up

>> No.16368392

>>16368390
She won't need a womb where you're going.

>> No.16368393

>>16368387
How does one man massage so much dragon with their dick and not explode?

>> No.16368400

>>16368393
>wizard dragon makes a binding spell
>she binds your dick so you cant cum until she dispels it

enjoy

>> No.16368403

>>16368393
She stomps him dry before he begins massaging.

>> No.16368413

>>16368254
Apophis > Medusa > Echidna > Basilisk > Vanilla > Shirohebi

Canon Wurm > Wyvern > Otohime > Jabberwock > Vanilla > Zombie > Ryn > thread canon Wurm

Siren > Gandharva > Thunderbird > Cockatrice Jubjub> Vanilla > Black > Crow

>> No.16368416
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16368416

Wabbit season!

>> No.16368420

>>16368274
I don't have a waifu but I'd invite another monster girl home for a threesome if that's what my favourite desired.

Straight up ntr is a no though.

>> No.16368423

>>16368393
Well, if he explodes, she gets to punish him again.

>> No.16368432
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16368432

>>16368416
wabbits don't have wings

>> No.16368440

>>16368400
>>16368403
>>16368423
This is a win in my book

>> No.16368443

>>16368432
The guy looks deep in thought, pondering about how he got in such a situation.

>> No.16368447

>>16368440
All of those? You've got some eclectic tastes.

>> No.16368448

>>16368443
I would be too, because I want to be in this situation many many many times

>> No.16368461
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>>16368432
Facesitting is the best.

>> No.16368466

>>16368461
I want a muscly jinko version of this

>> No.16368469

>>16368413
Vanilla>Ryu>Jabberwock>Wyvern>Wurm>Otohime>Zombie

Crow>Black>Thunderbird>Gandharva>Vanilla>Siren>Cockatrice>JubJUb

Lilim>Demon>Amazon>Succubus>Dark Priest>Devil>Kunoichi>Lesser Succubus>Arch Imp>Imp>Alice>Alp

>> No.16368475

>>16368461
>>16368432

Kind of a contradiction, really. Rabbit and cat sitting on you, and all you can smell is fish.

>> No.16368478

>>16368475
That's a lot of fish!

>> No.16368486

>>16368254
tried doing undead, but they're all too perfect.

>> No.16368490

>>16368475
I want to believe monster puss doesn't smell like fish, unless it's a fish type

>> No.16368492

>>16368490
If you don't want pussy to smell like pussy, what should it smell like?
Lilac and gooseberries?

>> No.16368496

>>16368492
fresh pussy doesn't actually smell like fish though.

>> No.16368508

>>16368496
Some girls can't get rid of it, or so they claim.
in any case, while I'm not a fan of the fish smell, I do want a jinko to have a certain...musk. I'm a filthy pervert, though.

>> No.16368523

>>16367792
Very lewd mermaids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLzBIoOWwdQ

>> No.16368534
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16368534

its rabbit breeding season yet?

>> No.16368537

>>16368534
The hell is this bitch saying?

>> No.16368541

>>16368486
Vampire is bestest

>> No.16368542

>>16368534
Always.

The question is do you take your rabbits with ears straight up or drooping to the sides? ...or do the ears stand erect when they're excited/aroused?

>> No.16368544
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16368544

>>16368534
It's still Winter.

>> No.16368548

>>16368544
It looks like she is erect in this picture.

>> No.16368553

>>16368548
She's getting fugged from behind while her carrot bounces off her fat tiddies.

>> No.16368557

>>16368553
This doesn't change the fact that it looks like she has a neckrection.

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16368559

>>16368537
It's hard to make sense of sex-crazed rabbits.

>> No.16368562

>>16368542
i softly grab them and scratch the ears while filling her womb like a dam

>> No.16368568

>>16368378
I would image her only fetish would be to slowly introduce her husbando to the horrors of the cosmos and eventually fuck forever in non-euclidean space

>> No.16368578

>>16368568
Taking her husbando home beyond the veil of reality would allow for some pretty creative positions, I bet.

>> No.16368580
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16368580

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Dh3ftkRAs

>> No.16368585

>>16368580
She needs to sit on my face.

>> No.16368587

>>16368580
I hope there are JubJubs with bodies like that on top of having huge milktanks.
>>16368585
Agreed.

>> No.16368589

>>16368274
I would avoid it, but if she really really wants it then I might have no choice. I would still turn it into a threesome by inviting her in.

>> No.16368593
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16368593

So other than Spider & The Fly and whatever Alp's fags and Elves story is called, do we have stories of operators operating in operative operations?

>> No.16368596

>>16368578
> creative positions

> Anon fucking his maidfu shoggoth from behind
> About to cum
> Decides to give her a reach-around so they can finish together
> Cum together in a glorious explosion of white and purple
> Laying together in afterglow
"Goodness Master, I'll have to remember to try something like that on you next time!"

And that's how anon learned that the shortest distance between two points isn't always a straight line

>> No.16368597

>>16368559
Does she have permanent heart pupils?

>> No.16368599

>>16368593
Once upon a time there was a story involving Vietnam with monstergirls.

>> No.16368601

>>16368593
I dare Anon to lead his platoon through the Arctic Monster Girl territory.

>> No.16368602

>>16368599
I've read too much Punisher to want to read about 'nam.
>>16368601
But that's a suicide mission!

>> No.16368604

>>16368597
Seems to be the trend in Wonderland.

>> No.16368605

>>16368593
Klaus has that story based in Many Eyed Hydras world, don't know if you want that though.

>> No.16368606

>>16368604
Isn't that dangerous for us males though?

>> No.16368607

>>16368605
What world is that?

>> No.16368609
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16368609

I think we need different theme to put the lilims under

>> No.16368611

>>16368607
Hellspace I think. Pretty fucked up shit. Enough where he put a disclaimer at the beginning telling people to not read it if you don't like like MEH's stuff.

>> No.16368615
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16368615

>>16368606
It is, buckle up big boy.

>> No.16368617

>>16368611
Only one way to find out, I guess. I'll go find it.

>> No.16368619

>>16368596
>"Goodness Master, I'll have to remember to try something like that on you next time!"
Isn't that just prostate stimulation?

>> No.16368622

>>16368615
Oh. I don't think I want wonderland stuff, I'm fine with just my vanilla waifu, thanks.

>> No.16368624

>>16368619
Not always a *straight* line

>> No.16368625

Do we have and stories where man and monster duke it out and it isn't edgy?

>> No.16368627

>>16368611
>>16368617
>It's named after ammunition
Okay, this seems promising.

>> No.16368628

>>16368609
That ain't happening until the faceless ones get art.

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>>16368622
No problem, the exit is to the left, then the right, straight, right again, left, left, left then straight all the way.

>> No.16368633

>>16368609
You know what we need? More lilims.

>> No.16368635

>>16368633
Go drive a fucking Renault.

>> No.16368636

>>16368625
MachineAnons War Game story is pretty good, Gladiators in the Night by Klaus was decent (before he just dropped it for no reason), Spider and the Fly is a classic, those are the ones that come to my mind.

>> No.16368638

>>16368631
Where can i find a Hattter with huge tits?

>> No.16368642

>>16368631
Oh god that fat cat ass is delicious. I probably won't fall for it though.

>> No.16368646

>>16368578
Would a newly married shoggoth insist that her and her husbando take their honeymoon in Carcosa?

>> No.16368648

>>16368638

in Wonderland.

>> No.16368651

>>16368631
Wait, doesn't that just put me back right where I started?

>> No.16368652

>>16368625
Spider and the fly
MachineAnons thing
Scalebound seems to be gearing up for some fights.

>> No.16368655

>>16368635
No Anon, she drives me crazy.

>> No.16368660
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16368660

Why is such a proud and powerful Monster Girl asking for consent?

>> No.16368664

>>16368660
Makes it hotter and the fact that he completely accepts her makes her extremely happy.

>> No.16368666
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16368666

Would you kindly go on a date?

>> No.16368668

>>16368660
She's mad. They're all mad in Wonderland, you know.

>> No.16368669

>>16368666
Only with my waifu, satan.

>> No.16368670

>>16368660
She'd rather do things the easy way, rape would probably happen if he rejected her.

>> No.16368671

>>16368660
Oh shit, her brooch is like a tongue or some shit.

>> No.16368672

>>16368666
As you wish.

>> No.16368673

>>16368660
real mgs don't rape

>> No.16368675
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16368675

>>16368638
In the wonderful world of Onitengu

>> No.16368680

>>16368673
Look at this guy and laugh at him

>> No.16368685

>>16368675
what is she saying on the left?

>> No.16368687

>>16368631
>How do I get out of here?
"That depends, humyan, where you wish to go?"
"Perhaps it's upwards, downwards, hither-thither, or perhaps the answer is right in front of your eyes."
>You're not helping
"Ohoho! But I am! Not all who are wandering are lost, humyan!"
>Okay then, how do I get out of Wonderland?
"It's simple, you simply pound pork rinds into the shaved peach and paddle a pink canoe down the River Jism."
>For Ilias' sake, it doesn't matter how I get out here, just tell me which way to go
"If it doesn't matter to you, then it doesn't matter which way you go!"
>Cheshire's grinning, her tail swishing
"But, it is muffin-o'-clock!"
>What the fuck does that me-- MFPH
"Oh, it's purrrfectly fine, humyan. Just enjoy the feeling of my fat feline fanny on your face~"

>> No.16368688

>>16368685
"Oh, good morning. Want some of my milk tea?"

>> No.16368690

>>16368675
Girls with huge breasts in suits is so hot.

>> No.16368693

>>16368688
thanks

>> No.16368698

>>16368687
The lesson here is to never trust a Purplecat with directions, lest you desire to have your face smothered by lavender-scented feline rump.

>> No.16368711

>>16365876
On the one hand this is corruption happening while the two are right next to each other, which is a pretty massive plus
On the other hand its a buff tomboy getting turned more girly which is bottom tier
I'm torn But lets be realistic, I'll probably end up fapping anyways

>> No.16368718

Does anybody still have that youtube video of some dude reading truckercore out loud and laughing his as off?

I think it was called "Bob ruined the threads" or something similar.

>> No.16368724
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>>16368687
I hope she's ready to have a belly swollen with semen.

>> No.16368726

>>16368690
>Girls with huge breasts in suits is so hot.
It's way too lewd.

>> No.16368727

>>16368599
Which one? The one with the jinko?

>> No.16368731
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>>16368724
Cats really like Anon.

>> No.16368735

>>16368724
i am gonna pump her full until she regrets playing with me

>> No.16368740

>>16368731
Cats want to play with anons the naughty way.

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>>16366922
Geez, just how young do Oni's start drinking?

>> No.16368744

>>16368727
Nah.

>> No.16368748

>>16368731
>Come on Anon, we're going to teach you the art of Four Mountains Grasp Giant Mushroom
>'The fuck does that even mean?'
>Their smirks grow wider as they rip their boudices and free their breasts
>He doesn't know~

>> No.16368752

>>16368726
Good.

>> No.16368754

>>16368731
>You will never be pinned between two thicc Cheshire twins after they force you to eat an age regression cookie

>> No.16368758

>>16368711
I'm interested in seeing how Dr. Drew does it this time. Merce's hatred of women seems genuinely pathological.

Also, that fight gave some good insight into fencing with wings
Deruella 2 OP plz nerf

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>>16368752
Wholesome clothes are the lewdest. They'd be doubly so in a lewd monster-filled world.

>> No.16368761

>>16368690
>waifu wears suits constantly
This is a good feeling

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16368763

>>16368726
Every boy loves a woman in a suit

>> No.16368766

>>16368754
Good, shotas are dumb.

>> No.16368774
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>>16368727
>Jinkos
>Vietnam

>> No.16368775

>>16368763
I want an office lady to rape me on her lunch break by just pulling her skirt up and intercruraling me!

>> No.16368777

>>16368760
Aw, she's cute.

I bet she's really lewd in bed.
>>16368761
What species is she?

>> No.16368778

>>16368718
if it exists I can't find it

>> No.16368781

>>16368777
She's a Hellhound

>> No.16368782

>>16368766

That's why they go for them.

>> No.16368785

>>16368774
Vietnam does have tigers though

>> No.16368793

>>16368777
>I bet she's really lewd in bed.
I bet she's really tight and can get you off with one stroke, but you can't cum before she does and loosens her grip. You have to endure the pleasure and pain of coming again every time she thrusts into you, over and over until she finally bends down to kiss you for her orgasm and your long-awaited, massive release inside her.

>> No.16368794

>>16368781
Nice.

>> No.16368798

>>16368687
>Trusting a Cheshire on directions

How bad can it be?

>> No.16368803

>>16368798
She'll tell you the directions to go straight for her ass.

>> No.16368806

>>16368785
That wasn't even the context I was posting that image in. I know Vietnam has tigers.

>> No.16368807

>>16368794
Do you have a waifu? Does she wear suits?

>> No.16368810

>>16365136
Please put the creepy dick idol down

>> No.16368814

>>16365136
Pretends she's super happy, she's always slept with master. She replaced his bed, pillow, blanket and the rest of his bedroom furniture with her body long ago.

>> No.16368835

>>16368807
No, but I'd ask her to.

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>>16368743
About 8 years old I'd say

>> No.16368877
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16368877

Did he make the right choice?

>> No.16368878

>>16368866
That doesn't sound healthy.

>> No.16368885
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>>16368766
And Onee-sans are smart!

>> No.16368891

>>16368877
No since he didn't choose E

>> No.16368896
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16368896

Alright, who was the wise guy that replaced Wonderland's Tea with Hathor Milk?

>> No.16368897

>>16368866
>>16368878
I would just assume that drinking during pregnancy is the Oni equivalent of pre-natal vitamins.

>> No.16368908

>>16368885
>OBJECTIVE: PROTECT MASTAH

>> No.16368913

>>16368896
No clue.

>> No.16368914

>>16368885
Why is that robot afraid of a rabbit?

>> No.16368919

>>16368908
I always imagine Mastah being said with a southern drawl, which makes the idea of an Automaton or any other girl saying it pretty cute.

>> No.16368920

>>16368885
Why is the robot running? Is she even capable of protecting mastah?

>> No.16368922

>>16368920
Protocol 3, anon.

>> No.16368924

>>16368896
Don't know. But whoever did it is a clever man. Now we have gentle onee san wocks.

>> No.16368930

>>16368922
Well, at least she didn't elect for the college ball approach.

>> No.16368932

>>16368919
>southern drawl

Sounds better when it's a high pitched excitied "MASTAH!"

>> No.16368934

>>16365136
>Master finally said she could pillow with him
>Part of her is happy, the ultimate communion between man and woman, the other part of her morbidly amused
>Hadn't she always slept with Master? Was the bed upon which he laid his weary, sore body not her? Did he not 'pillow' with her nightly?
>Such introspections were pointless, the Her that was the bed teke-li'd its concurrence, as did the pillow.
>He was fidgeting on the bed, clearly nervous. It was adorable.
"Well, aren't you going to undress?"
>«Make me undress.»
"Y-You can talk?"
>«Only you will ever hear me. Now, make me undress.»
>His Adam's apple bobs, stammering out how he wants her to undress. Such a simple illusion was simple, the shifting of bio-mass to fully expose her dark, translucent slime body
>Lights are dancing within, almost like eyes or sexual headlights, the heart in her abdomen throbbing
"Will it hurt?"
>«Do you want it to?»
"No, not at all. Sex should be pleasurable for both parties."
>«Then it will be more pleasurable than you can possibly imagine. Lie down, my dear Master.»
>She holds a hand above his erect penis, the bio-mass shifting again. Perhaps it's time to gently bully her 'younger brother'~
"Wh-What are you doin-- Ooooh!"
>A pair of coquettish, bee-stung whore lips form in the center her palm, kissing the tip of his glans, while its twin suckles and kisses his balls, gently massaging and feeding him her manna
>What kind of maid could ever let her precious master not experience the fullest of otherworldly pleasure?
>He writhes beneath her in pleasure, groaning as her hands fellate him, pseudopods forming out of her back, wrapping around his abdomen and inner thighs
>Their undersides are covered in platitudes of smaller mouths and lips, all of them playfully nibbling and kissing him
>The Her that is the bed and pillow purr, stimulating his ear canal and his backside
"Ah-Ahhhh"
>«Your fortitude is quite astonishing, my Master. Perhaps we should stop?»
"-- uck me."
>«Pardon?»
>His chest is rising and falling in huge, wheezing breaths
"I want you... to fuck me."
>Her eyes widen, playfuilly. Her core shining like a newborn star. Forming two legs out of her lower mass, letting the excess bio-mass fuse into the bed, she straddles him.
>The pillow holds his head in place as he penetrates her slooooowly, the fatty vulva between her legs parting for him
>Fireworks go off in her brain. So this was... true communion.
>As she starts bucking her hips onto him, she constantly adjusts the fluid pressure and stimulates him with miniature pseudopods
"Am I... Melting!?"
>«Very much so, Master. Tell me, do you want to shoot a nice, thick load into me? I'd like that.»
>«Shoot your load into me, paint me white, make me melt, make me... Yours.»
>Her mouth opens as she slams her hips down onto him, feeling the dam break as he jettisons his seed into her
>For a moment, their bodies truly melt together in rapturous pleasure, before she lays there, smiling at him.
>«From now, to forever more... Make me melt.»

>> No.16368939

>>16368930
>You will never fight an Automaton senator.

>> No.16368941
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>>16368920
Automatons are stated to be so sensitive that they might try to defend their Mastah from small, harmless animals.

>> No.16368949

Terminator 2 with an Automaton and Shoggoth?

>> No.16368953
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>>16368934
I love it.

>> No.16368956
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16368956

Oni mother chapter is up
https://exhentai.org/g/1014538/e097fdcabb/
https://mega.nz/#!ygIgyBDK!RTxa8gUxU84Oa960ax_cjh_yiJxN1URCaOsT1odCpkM
It's okay I guess but loli was better. Oyakodon chapter should be a blast though

>> No.16368959

>>16368274
I really wouldn't want to. Depending on the circumstances and context, maybe I'd do it but I certainly wouldn't enjoy it.

>> No.16368963

>>16366400
>Drawing cleavage on a loli
Ruined.

>> No.16368969

>>16368956
>First chapter as a one panel close-up of the loli Oni's remarkably fat booty
>Never see more of her booty for the rest of the hmanga
Fug.

>> No.16368970

>>16368934
L-Lewd! But I approve.

So does the shoggoth speak to Mastah through his mind? It's an intresting idea. I like this idea that Shoggoths keep their relationship with their mastah private. Like when she only makes furniture for him and only speaks to him.

Although it would be pretty scary to suddenly hear a voice in your head when she's in the other room.

>> No.16368976

>>16368941
But would she hurt such an innocent creature? And even scare mastah? He looks like he doesn't want the cute bunny to be harmed.

>> No.16368977

>>16368601
I want to say I'd do it. But I'm not an officer, let alone an NCO. Also, arctic/winter warfare fucking sucks.

>> No.16368983

>>16368977
But winter warfare is fun.

>> No.16368988

>>16368977
All your enemies would have fluffy mofu to keep them warm, all you get is military blankets.

>> No.16368993

>>16368983
There is nothing fun about freezing your ass off during stove watch in addition to radio watch and fire picket. Especially when you have refuel the stove in a -30C blizzard at 0100.

>> No.16368997

>>16368969
Fuck the loli oni, look at that delicious milf.

>> No.16368998

I am the only one that imagines all shoggoth speak like legion?

>> No.16369000

>>16368993
The cold isn't that bad, you're just a baby.

>> No.16369001

>>16368997
This

The loli was ok. But that MILF's hips were incredible.

>> No.16369008

>>16368977
>Im-fucking-plying
Snow is easy as shit to camouflage into, and it's better than fighting in muddy jungles full of bugs that'll give you illnesses.

>> No.16369011

>>16368998
Maybe if they're grouped together for whatever reason they would. Otherwise they're their own individual.

>> No.16369012

>>16368998
>legion

Who?

>> No.16369013

>>16368997
>Wanting used goods

>> No.16369019

>>16369000
>>16369008
You guys sound like you've never done any real winter warfare ex in your life.

>> No.16369021

>>16369013
>Calling women "used goods"

>> No.16369023

>>16369019
I never said operating in snow didn't suck. It just sucks less than operating anywhere else.

Desert suck is the fucking worst kind of suck.

>> No.16369026

>>16369013
>MILFs
>used goods

When will this meme die. Obviously she adopted that Oni. I'd never fuck another man's wife.

>> No.16369029

>>16369013
Whatever you say dude. I would definitely make her feel like a woman again.

>> No.16369030

>>16369026
This is where we use the term "CC" so as to avoid that exact implication.

>> No.16369032

>>16369023
>It just sucks less than operating anywhere else.
Because operating in temperature forest in the middle of summer is so fucking hard.

>> No.16369039

>>16368956
Third chapter got teased too, looks like a tsun oni.

Thanks anon, Onis are wonderful.

>> No.16369042

>>16368941
I thought she had watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and recognized the danger of white rabbits

>> No.16369044

>>16369032
Enjoy your hidden pits and forest traps I guess.

>> No.16369046

>>16369012
Do you even Castlevania or the Bible, nigga.

>> No.16369047

>>16368997
>Fuck the loli oni
Exactly, fuck and breed the loli waifu, dump the used goods whore and murderer who NTRs her own daugher

>> No.16369057

>>16369046
Oh. You're referring to the bible legion I'm guessing? Because I never played Casltlevania.

Also if she sounds like a demon how are you going to go to Sunday mass with her? I take my shog all the time! She loves it.

>> No.16369062

>>16369057
I wasn't the guy who mentioned Legion, I was just baffled by your ignorance. It's like not knowing who Darth Vader is in 2017.

>> No.16369065

>>16369062
Is it?

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>>16368997
I want to fuck the Loli Oni into a MILF.

>> No.16369083

>>16368997
That milf is delicious, purity be damned I'd jackhammer that like there's no tomorrow and take responsibility. I'd fuck the loli oni too though.

>> No.16369084

>>16368878
It is for Onis

>> No.16369090

>>16369065
Sort of, maybe, IDK.

>> No.16369102

>>16368631

I can't remember all that. Can she show me? Maybe she can hold my hand so I don't get lost?

>> No.16369103

>>16369062
>>LE CURRENT YEAR I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN

Neck yourself.

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16369104

That's a big dog you have there, sir.

>> No.16369107

>>16369103
>strawmanning
Nothing he said was wrong either.

>> No.16369113

>>16369104
I'm gonna take her on a walk 50 times per day.

>> No.16369115

>>16368956
I guess she's not married or anything, right. Then it's okay.

The mother wasn't aggressive enough for my tastes by overrall was pretty good.

>> No.16369118

>>16368758
If the blue haired succubus is anything to go by she'll probably play amateur psychiatrist and help her work through her issues while the lewd is happening. Who knows we might even get to see her mother at some point

>> No.16369137

>>16365876
I like how the official stuff somehow makes Druella look like a massive bitch in ways that faggots like Grigory can't even scratch.

We're supposed to be rooting for her again?

>> No.16369140

>>16369057
>the bible legion I'm guessing
He isn't, obviously. The Bible doesn't have chuuni flourishes like the echo effect he's almost certainly thinking of. It's one video game or another.

>> No.16369150

>>16369104
I know. She's ripe for squeezing!

>> No.16369151

>>16369104
I want to give her tittypats!

>> No.16369152

>>16369104
Was getting walked part of her plan?

>> No.16369155

>>16369107
Go away, John Oliver.

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16369160

>>16369104
It is

>> No.16369162

>>16369137
Its hard to see without doing them all right in a row, but lescite is borderline fascist. The first story with the blue haired girl showed them tearing her away from her only friend because otherwise she might not grow into the proper lady she's supposed to be. The priest and loli witch story talk about how a large part of the city live as basically beggars. So yeah the story as a whole makes it out that durella is doing everyone a massive favor.

>> No.16369169

>>16369160
I won't get a say in if I want to play bury the bone, will I?

>> No.16369173

>>16369160
>when KDF pushes his waifu too far

>> No.16369177

>>16368997
Milfs can't compete with fat loli ass.

>> No.16369180

>>16369104
Planning on railing her in the dog park

>> No.16369181

>>16368970
>>16368953
Glad you liked it famiglia.

>> No.16369185

>>16369177
Lolis can't compete with the ara~ ara~ nature and wide fertile hips of a CC Oni.

>> No.16369186

>>16369177
>>16369185
>fat loli ass
Lolis who have big, wide, birthing hips are the absolute best.

>> No.16369192

>>16369162
Also, its easy to forget with thread memes, but its not like druella is exactly made out to be a nice lady. She's still a daughter of the demon lord and is listed as being extremist for a lilim.

>> No.16369194

>>16369173
Nonsense anon, she'd do stuff like that all the time when she's in a femdom mood! She looks too tall and definitely too squishy to be my waifu though, unless she's been drinking Holst milk lately.Still, she'd be shorter than that.

>> No.16369199

>>16369186
Might be best loli, but definitely isn't the best girl.

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16369200

>>16369162
Gee, it's like being in an overtly strict theocratic, authoritarian society ruled by a monarchy is bad for people.

>> No.16369203

>>16369200
Nonsense. The world would be perfect under my rule.

>> No.16369209

>>16369203

I like the way you think. You too have the heart of a conqueror.

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16369210

>>16369199
Hips are the most sexual body part and get emphasized when the girl is short and flat. I won't say that I wouldn't gladly deposit my seed inside a big, thick hourglass girl like >>16367827, but this is where they belong.

>> No.16369214

>>16369209
Lets team up and then betray each other later.

>> No.16369215

>>16369186
So Elins?

>> No.16369218

Hellhounds are besthounds.

>> No.16369219

>>16369210
>flat up front, thicc in the back

Absolutely Patrician taste

>> No.16369223

>>16369210
They might be the most sexy, but on a loli that's all they have.
I would rather do a girl that's great on all the places instead of just one.

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16369224

>>16369210
Hell yeah

>> No.16369225

>>16369218
Until KC releases Fenrirs.

>> No.16369229

>>16369218
Hellhounds, when not beaten to death by thread canon constraints and stupidity, are patrician taste girls just like the Oomukades. But, this place tends to be a bit on the broken record side and think centipedes smell when at the end of the day an Oomukade is basically yandere Tomoko.

>>16369225
>Fenrir
Knowing KC she'd just be a Hellhound variant into shibari because he did not even two minutes research into Norse mythologies without acknowledging the context of the binding.

>> No.16369231

>>16369223
>I would rather do a girl that's great on all the places instead of just one.
That's an acceptable phisolophy too, anon. I like it that my waifu's body reminds me exactly where each and every one of my sperms belongs every time I look at her. It's in her womb.

>> No.16369239

>>16369229
I'm expecting an ice kingdom (see Ice Queen) Hellhound variant.

>> No.16369244

>>16369239
The only real difference if you wanted to go the Ice Kingdom route would be Fenrir being a Dire Wolf and Fimbulvetr coming into play. So basically a Frosthound without ZA WARUDO or whatever Ovaries/ELH/Whoever the fuck gives them.

>> No.16369245

>>16369239
Gentle cuddly kuudere Snowhound or violent rapist kuudere Frosthound?

>> No.16369250

>>16369245
The latter.

>> No.16369252

>>16369245
>Gentle cuddly kuudere Snowhound
Top cute. Kuu cuddlebugs are the best. You will be hugged all night whether you like it or not, and her face will remain as hard as the ice outside.

>> No.16369259

Ok. I have a PhD in maids and I've spent 15 years researching maids. I've come to a conclusion.

Kikimoras:

Positives:
>Pure and cute
>very elegant and lovable by children and adults
>human like bodies make sex normal and vanilla
>not scary
>special features like natural high heels and comfy feathers are ideal for some Mastahs

Negatives:
>some speculate they can leave their mastahs if they are unsatified
>will only serve "devoted" men instead of trying to fix a slob of a man with a lack of motivation

Shoggoths:

Positives:
>can literally do anything.
>can please their mastahs in ways no maid ever could. This also means they know their mastah better than he does
>can build objects from their mass
>clingy and loving
>will always love you, will never leave you, even if you're the laziest slob. She will help you.
>doesn't need to be fed normal food
>doesn't need a bed

Negatives
>considered scary
>probably scares children at first
>probably scares people at first
>probably scares mastah at first
>isn't very nice towards other people (e.g not making furniture for visitors to sit on)

>> No.16369262

>>16369259
>trying to fix a slob of a man with a lack of motivation
Their profile says they will do exactly that though. You must have gotten your degree from some phony mate.

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>>16369259
>will only serve "devoted" men instead of trying to fix a slob of a man with a lack of motivation
So you haven't even read the goddamn profile.
Some researcher you are.

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>>16368914
Rabbits can be pretty scary.

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>>16369259
My good man, you appear to have neglected the best maids: captive Paladin-chans forced to serve their Mastahs.

>> No.16369269

>>16369259
Cease your funposting this instant!

>> No.16369277

>>16369262
>>16369263
>he thinks all Kiki's are like that

KC only said that because he knew that only some Kikimoras do this. The rest are like how I explained.

Trust me, I'm an expert.

>> No.16369280

>>16369224
>Loli Griffon and Dragon pulling each others hair at school

Is there an Anon brave enough to break it up?

>> No.16369283

>>16369277
>Trust me, I'm an expert.
But I don't trust you at all.

>> No.16369284

>>16369277
Oh, I thought you were doing something more than posting shit.
My bad.

>> No.16369286

>>16368998
Only if provoked.

Like if someone tries to separate her from her master, or if master tries slitting his wrists with a razor made from her body.

>> No.16369290

>>16369210
>Hips are the most sexual body part and get emphasized when the girl is short and flat.
This is completely correct, it doesn't even have to get that big in absolute measurements as long as the hips are proportionally nice.

>> No.16369291

>>16369259
>some speculate they can leave their mastahs if they are unsatified
>will only serve "devoted" men instead of trying to fix a slob of a man with a lack of motivation
Are you idiot?

>> No.16369293

>>16369286
What if Mastah tries to inject himself with her sludge?

>> No.16369294

>>16369286
>if master tries slitting his wrists with a razor made from her body

That got dark fast

>> No.16369297

>>16369291
No, he's simply in the market for (You)s.

>> No.16369301
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16369301

>>16369210

>> No.16369305

>>16369210
You know what you're talking about.

>> No.16369308

>>16369284
Haters say it's fake. I've observed maids most of my life. I've seen the true Kikimoras. They aren't as amazing as everyone likes to say.

>> No.16369315

>>16369259
Hello, police? Yes I'd like to report a case of qualification fraud.

>> No.16369316

>>16369308
This reads like a clickbait ad.

>> No.16369321
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16369321

I want to hug a smug maid until she stops being smug.

>> No.16369322

>>16369301
Oh no! She's come for my blood!

>> No.16369324

>>16369315
And you think you're more educated on maids than me? Then please, explain what you think Kikimoras are like.

>> No.16369325
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16369325

Left or right?

>> No.16369328

>>16369301
>dat massive thigh gap
How do you even intercrural that? She needs some forcefeeding, stat!

>> No.16369330

>>16369325
Right.

>> No.16369332

>>16369325
Right.
Although I want to make left into a shorter version of the right one.

>> No.16369341

>>16369325
Yes.

>> No.16369343

>>16369325
Ideally somewhere in the middle but if I had to pick, left.

Right goes way too far and I'm not a fan of her face.

>> No.16369344

>>16369328
I dunno if doing intercrural with a monster girl that has chitinous legs is a good idea
Chitin is smooth and comfortable to the touch but not really soft

>> No.16369347
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16369347

I feel like I wouldn't be able to handle having a shoggoth maid. I'd be too paranoid about everything she did.
>"Here is your underwear, Master. Freshly laundered."
>"...This is you, isn't it? You threw out my regular underwear and replaced it with you, didn't you?"
>she can't even look me in the eyes

>> No.16369349

>>16369347
Shog maids are only for those who are crazy.

>> No.16369351

>>16369325
My dick says fuck right

But my mind says hug right

But my heart says have an exciting conversation with right.

I'm conflicted.

>> No.16369352

>>16369347
I'd still wear it. I'd do it for her.

>>16369349
Shoggoth fags are perfectly sane. Your the crazy!

>> No.16369353

>>16369325
>right is fat
>left has wide hips on a petite frame
This isn't even a contest.

>> No.16369357
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16369357

All slimes should come with cores.
There's just so many more possibilities for Fun.

>> No.16369360

>>16369347
That's just cute though. Besides, Shog underwear probably breathes.

>> No.16369363

>>16369259
>some speculate they can leave their mastahs if they are unsatified
Fuck you.

>> No.16369364

>>16369321
Chubby kiki medios are for lewding!

>> No.16369367

>>16369363
You can't prove 15 years of research wrong. I've seen it happen.

>> No.16369370

>>16369363
Quit replying to bait.

>> No.16369374
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16369374

>>16369357
My waifu has a core, and sometimes she enjoys being bullied. I'll take a jar and put egg vibrators inside. Then I put the jar inside her, and lock the core in the jar.

>> No.16369375

>>16369325
Left. IBKT > BFCT

>> No.16369377

>>16369349
Shoggothes did nothing wrong.

>> No.16369380

>>16369370
You can't just brand anything you don't like as bait. You've seen anons here say it themselves. Kiki's don't like slobs.

>> No.16369382

>>16369377
Of course they didn't. It's just who they are.

>> No.16369387

>>16369357
What does it do?

>> No.16369390

>>16369380
They aren't unfaithful NTRers as well.
No MGE girl is for that matter.

>> No.16369392

>>16369390
>>16369370

>> No.16369395
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16369395

Here you go, one busty protokiki.

>> No.16369400

>>16369325
Left.

>> No.16369401

>>16369395
Going to get her to femdom me and step on my dick!

>> No.16369402

>>16369357
If my waifu had a core, I'd rub my dick on it and hold it to my urethtra as I ejaculated. I'd also do this to a Lich' phylactery

>> No.16369408

>>16369387
Practically, it gives them higher intelligence and magical abilities (which is what sets Dark Slimes apart from lower tier slimes).

But the real reason it's fun is because:
>the “Slime Core” is also their weak point. The core is extremely sensitive to external stimulation, and just from being touched, the pleasure is so overwhelming that they can become unable to move.

>> No.16369409

>>16369395
ProtoKikis are too great. Thanks for that one.

>> No.16369411

>>16369395
This busty feral Kiki looks like she still feels awkward wearing clothes! I want to freak her out by molesting her through them!

>> No.16369418
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16369418

Alright, what now.

Left or right?

>> No.16369419

>>16369395
Are you going to color it?

>> No.16369421

>>16369401
>step on my dick
Literally what maids were made for.

>> No.16369424

>>16369408
So do Shoggoths have them? Is the little heart her core?

>> No.16369431

>>16369418
Still right.

>>16369421
I thought they were made for being maids? But ok. I would be happy with one that spits in my mouth, crushes my balls and insults me, all while wearing a chastity belt.

>> No.16369433

>>16369418
Left. Why would I change my mind?

>> No.16369436

>>16369418
yes!

>> No.16369439

>>16369418
Right. I'm not homosex.

>> No.16369442

>>16369424
As far as MGE goes, only Dark Slimes have 'em. It's what sets them apart.
KC just likes slapping hearts everywhere.

>> No.16369445

>>16369431
All the cleaning is just a smoke screen for stomping on Mastah dick. The desire hides inside every maid, even the human ones, and surfaces when the Mastah shows a weakness that she can exploit.

>> No.16369447

>>16369418
Right but that collar on her neck on mine instead

>> No.16369449
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16369449

Abs are for licking!

>> No.16369457

>>16369395
She's sorta scaring looking.

>> No.16369461

>>16369418
Left

>> No.16369466

>>16369419
Nope

>> No.16369469

>>16369395
I'm glad proto kiki is getting art, you're a saint.

>> No.16369472

>>16369469
They should be getting stories too, besides that one greentext

>> No.16369477

>>16369449
I want to get my kiki maid to build a massive amount of muscles so I can lick her abs at the end of a long day.

>> No.16369478

>>16369341
>>16369436
Anon are you ok?

>> No.16369482

>>16369478
Yes?

>> No.16369483

>>16369418
Still left.

>> No.16369487
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16369487

>>16369449
I want an Oni to force me to lick her abs!

>> No.16369492
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16369492

>>16369487
I wanna have rough loving with a big strong oni!

>> No.16369497

>>16369487
Ahn, I want to sniff a glasses + braids musclegirl... She'd be perfect if her breasts were smaller.

>> No.16369501

>>16369497
>She'd be perfect if her breasts were smaller.
Don't even reply to me again

>> No.16369503

>>16369472
That greentext was great but I would love a story.

>> No.16369504

>>16369445
Maids sound evil. But can I have a dominant shoggoth? Can she even step on my dick? I feel like shoggoths are the only ones who couldn't bring themselves to do that to mastah.

>> No.16369509

>>16369449
I want a dragon to force me to lick her sweaty abs after every work out session! She notices me drooling at her flexing muscles. So I want her to grab my head with her large claws and force me to lick until I've become addicted and I'm begging to lick her sweat or even just inhale her sweaty muffy spats!

>> No.16369511

>>16369395
Goodness gracious.

>> No.16369514

>>16369395
So people don't like vanilla Kiki? They don't like the cute little maid hat?

>> No.16369516

>>16369504
She will make you like it and get you addicted to it. Her stomps will be much more gentle than a Kiki's, though. Even a non-masochist will be able to enjoy her soft, slimy leg stepping on his dick. If you're rock hard and pointed straight at her, it might even go inside her foot and give you an ankle onahole experience.

>> No.16369520 [DELETED] 

>>16369418
>>16369325
Why are you posting the same image twice? It hasn't even been an hour.

>> No.16369519
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16369519

>>16369472
This one?

>> No.16369521

>licking up sweat
Am I the only one who thinks this sounds gross?
I love my waifu as much as the next guy but lapping up her sweat is a bit much.

>> No.16369526

>>16369325
>>16369418
itty bitty kitty titties all the way!

>> No.16369527

>>16369418
>human ears

>> No.16369528

>>16369519
The one where a cave Kiki snags a Mastah who stumbles into their cave.

>> No.16369529

>>16369514
Why on earth would you get that idea?

>> No.16369539

>>16369478
>>16369482
Yes.

>> No.16369541

>>16369516
Shoggoths are nice like that. It's shame I won't get to hear the same Kiki high heel sound stomping only my balls.

>> No.16369544
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16369544

>>16369514
A true Kiki lover likes all their forms.

>> No.16369546
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16369546

Cute muscle onis!

>> No.16369548

>>16369521
Not liking it is the best part. Because she'll make you addicted to it. You'll feel so ashamed and disgusted. But you can't help it.

>> No.16369550

>>16369541
Go to bed space jin.

>> No.16369553

>>16369544
Indeed.
Current Kiki, Proto kiki, fat kiki, flat kiki, muscle kiki, big butt kiki and vanilla kiki

>> No.16369554
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16369554

>>16367303
>>16367393
Unf. Yes; delicious.

>> No.16369555

>>16369550
>he doesn't want the Kiki heel stomps
Look at this man and laugh.

>> No.16369557

>>16369529
Just I notice more people like ears.

>>16369544
That Kiki looks happy pleasing her master. I just wished shoggoth had more pure art like this.

>> No.16369560 [DELETED] 

I want a Kikimora to fix me! To make me a real achieving man!

>> No.16369561
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16369561

>>16369557
I actually prefer floppy-eared kiki.
They look much cuter like that.

>> No.16369569 [DELETED] 

>>16369560
All this space jin talk made me think you meant castration at first.

>> No.16369590 [DELETED] 

>>16369569
Castration? I mean...

I don't like talking about it but it's sort of a minor fetish if mine

>> No.16369597

Are there a lot of religions and cults in MGC? Such as cults who worship dragons as gods and such?

>> No.16369599

>>16369395
I love ProtoKikis!

>> No.16369600 [DELETED] 

>>16369590
Cumming from being orchidectomied or ballbusted is hot as hell.

>> No.16369607 [DELETED] 

>>16369600
With Manamo mana you can do it again and again.

>> No.16369608

>>16369561
Floppy-eared domestic Kikis are great, too. It's particularly degrading to get stomped by someone who looks so gentle.

>> No.16369613 [DELETED] 

>>16369590
>>16369600
Get the fuck out subhumans

>> No.16369614
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16369614

>>16369514
>Sticking to profile art 100% of the time

>> No.16369616

>>16369608
I think it would be pretty weird for a Kiki to go from "crushing your balls and your petty self esteem" one night and "here's your morning breakfast mastah! Just how you like it!"

It's a perfect combo.

>> No.16369617 [DELETED] 

>>16369607
I want to cum all over the floor from having a Kiki crush my balls with her bone heels and then watch her scoop it up and masturbate it into her vagina.

>> No.16369619 [DELETED] 

>>16369617
Weird, man

>> No.16369629

>>16369616
>"crushing your balls and your petty self esteem"
>self esteem
I don't want to get bullied. I want her to hug my head and smile gently at me while she stomps me. She knows I love it and she mainly does it to make me happy, even if she enjoys doing it too.

>> No.16369632 [DELETED] 

>>16369617
Anon no.

>> No.16369633

>>16369614
Literally the cutest Kiki ever. I wish to see a feral Kiki like this.

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16369636

>>16369617

>> No.16369638

>>16369442
The slime race I just made up develop cores as they mature.

>> No.16369641 [DELETED] 

>>16369590
>>16369600
>>16369607
>>16369617
No no no no stop

>> No.16369644 [DELETED] 

>>16369617
Asking that from a Kiki is how you get put in a straight jacket and forced to listen to long lectures about how valuably your body is.

>> No.16369648

>>16369638
It's worth noting that, at a minimum, regular MGE slimes can be "evolved" into further forms by fucking them enough.

>> No.16369654 [DELETED] 

>>16369617
>not wanting your Kiki to crush your balls then drive the semen into the ground with her heel while telling you how this worthless seed will never reach a woman's egg so you might aswell get it all removed

>> No.16369657
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16369657

What kind of weird things would you find in your waifu's YouTube watch history?

>> No.16369661 [DELETED] 

>>16369632
>>16369641
>>16369644
I though Kiki's love their master. And will do anything for them.

>> No.16369670
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16369670

>>16369657
Warplane documentaries.

>> No.16369671 [DELETED] 

>>16369661
Kikis do what is best for you, not what you want.

>> No.16369676

>>16369657
Let's assume YT with MGs allows lewd stuff

>"How to crush a masters balls like a Kikimora part 1"
>"Full English breakfast cooking tutorial"

Stuff like that.

>> No.16369679 [DELETED] 

>>16369661

It's tough love.

>> No.16369682

>>16369657
VDV music video, combat footage from Syria, and gun reviews

>> No.16369684 [DELETED] 

>>16369671
So then why do they crush balls in the first place? And I'm sure a Kiki would do that for master. She would never want to see him locked up and flayer'd.

>> No.16369688

I want to be a famous dragonslayer. One day I will go to hunt an aggressive dragon that has moved in near some local villagers. She'll turn out to be a very young and inexperienced dragon, and when I land the critical blow on her I won't be able to kill her because she's too cute.
As I patch her up I'll admire her incredibly beautiful scales and well-formed wings and tell her how she's the most beautiful dragon I've ever seen, and then she'll awkwardly try to force herself on me. We'll have loving sex and she'll cum, at which point she'll blurt out that she loves me and when I call her on it she'll become incredibly embarrassed and ashamed.
I'll tell her I love her too and ask her to marry me, ending my days as a world-renowned dragon slayer to take a beautiful dragon wife.

>> No.16369689
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16369689

>>16369657
A lot of Ancient Egypt documentaries. Stuff like how the pyramids were built, or on how to mummify a body. And I mean a lot of them. It's like documentaries all the way down the list.

>> No.16369695

>>16369689
>How to mummify a dick
It's about how to induce an erection in a spent humanboy.

>> No.16369696
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16369696

>>16369210
Words of wisdom

>> No.16369699

>>16369633
>Feral Kiki
>Glasses

>> No.16369704

>>16369657
She's not really a youtube kind of girl, more the type to get lost in ancient tomes and musty old scrolls.

She might find some potion mixing tutorials interesting if I found some to show her though.

>> No.16369706

>>16369657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

>> No.16369712

>>16369696
I want to rub my face against softy pudgy loli oni tummy

>> No.16369713

>>16369699
Seeing everything so clearly for the first time in her life is very confusing to her.

>> No.16369716 [DELETED] 

>>16369661
They don't crush balls.

>>16369654
You stop too.

>> No.16369723 [DELETED] 

>>16369716
He's just trying to force a meme.
Really, really obnoxiously.

>> No.16369724 [DELETED] 

>>16369607
Jin already kinda does that. There was some girl who just cast a spell that crushed magic copies of your balls but not he actual thing, and then the witch girl who just healed them up. Fetishiests are weird. Also the other parts of the witch doujin were pretty hot.

>> No.16369726

>>16369657
Funny human videos, hoarding 101, dueling with husband.

>> No.16369746 [DELETED] 

>>16369716
>they don't crush balls

Then what else are those heels for?

>> No.16369750 [DELETED] 

>>16369723
>stop trying to push memes
>proto-Kiki's
>Kiki high heels

Do you see what is going on around you?

>> No.16369751 [DELETED] 

>>16369746
Walking.

>> No.16369764 [DELETED] 

>>16369746
Lifting up the ass and making it look better

>> No.16369769 [DELETED] 

>>16369750
High heels aren't forcing a meme.
Trying to rail every conversation for the better part of an hour into your fetish is.

>> No.16369774 [DELETED] 

>>16369746
Holy shit, I just realized something. Little kikis are extra adorable because they use high heels ever since little.

>> No.16369783 [DELETED] 

>>16369769
>literally 5 posts

I didn't see you whining like a bitch when faggots kept talking about /k/ stuff for hours.

>> No.16369791 [DELETED] 

>>16369751
>>16369764
She can still please mastah with them.

I wouldn't mind my face being s footstool for her.

>> No.16369794

FAT CAT ASS

>> No.16369798 [DELETED] 

>>16369783
Not him, but it probably has something to do with the fact that they weren't trying to push a horrid fetish in the process. Now please leave.

>> No.16369802 [DELETED] 

>>16369746
Giving her a nice perch so she can wake you up every morning with a song.

...even if that song is an off-key rendition of "Tiptoe Through the Tulips"

>> No.16369804 [DELETED] 

>>16369783
>>literally 5 posts
You fuckin' wish.

>> No.16369806

>>16369794
I would unironically love to have a fat cheshire.

I'd cuddle her so much.

SO MUCH

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16369807

>>16369794

>> No.16369811 [DELETED] 

>>16369798
Define "pushing"

>> No.16369816

>>16369807
Titanic Tiger Tush

>> No.16369818 [DELETED] 

Nope, that was the only (You) you were getting from me.

>> No.16369819

>>16369807
Maybe that Jinkos ass is TOO fat.

>> No.16369821

>>16369807
I want to headbut that.

>> No.16369826
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>>16369657
>ways to tie a scarf
>how to knit with big paws
>how to knit with big hands
>human girl winter fashion
>leafs schedule

>> No.16369827

>>16369821
Never have I seen an opinion so wrong.

>> No.16369830 [DELETED] 

>16369818
>"I've ran out of arguments and can't actually prove him wrong"

>> No.16369835

>>16369807
I want this jinko to use my face as a chair. A big muscled ass grinding into my face while I hear muffled chuffs. Kind of hard to hear through her powerful thighs

>> No.16369839 [DELETED] 

I've figured it out. I'll just get my Shoggoth waifu to harden her feet into high heels. Then I can enjoy it!

>> No.16369842
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16369842

>>16369657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGUIpv-JxI

>> No.16369846 [DELETED] 

>>16369750
>proto-Kiki's
Actually a thing KC drawn.
>Kiki high heels
Literally part of their design, their feet are like high heels.

>> No.16369854

>>16369826
>>leafs schedule
Why would she want to know a Canadian's schedule?

>> No.16369856

>>16369826
I can just imagine your waifu rewatching highlights of the Leafs' '67 cup winning season, quietly crying into her Auston Matthews dakimakura, whispering 'This is the year'.

>> No.16369865

>>16369854
Not him, but wouldn't Canada have a pretty large Yeti population?

>> No.16369867 [DELETED] 

>>16369791
That would hurt you.

>> No.16369878 [DELETED] 

>>16369839
One day Anon, one day.

>> No.16369893

>>16368758
>Deruella 2 OP plz nerf
Seeing the way deruella actually acts in these stories kinda makes me want her to bully and tease me. Like if I was just some random order solider who happened to run into her and she fucked with me for a little bit before throwing me to some freshly turned amazon

>> No.16369897

>>16369865
Yes, along with any other monster girl that likes colder enviroments.

Along with a good amount of Mist Continent immigrants.

>> No.16369903 [DELETED] 

>>16369878
If we all keep wishing hard enough it will come true. If we got our (you)s back then we can do anything.

I need her

>> No.16369914
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>>16369657
>Hilarious Sex Prank Gone Horribly Wrong!! SHOCKING ENDING YOU MUST SEE!!! #16 (Drone/Godzilla Costume/Manticore Venom)

>> No.16369920

>>16369682
Is your waifu my waifu's sister or something? That's her search history!

>> No.16369927

>>16369914
Is the shocking ending a marriage proposal?

>> No.16369933

>>16369657
-Julia Child
-'Feed the Birds' lyrics
-Coping with depression
-Improving your caressing techniques

>> No.16369971

>>16369826
>human girl winter fashion
>Yeti that knits warm clothes for human girls so they stay warm.
Yetis truly are pure souls.

>> No.16369986
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>>16369657

Cat videos.

>> No.16369991

>>16369657
Latex fashion shows
BDSM ad bondage gear fashion shows
Magical science experiments
Magical science experiments with explosions
Cute mother dogs and their puppies
Softcore bellyrub porn

>> No.16370003

>>16369927
>Gone Horribly Wrong!!

>> No.16370042

>>16369657
Epic Fails 2017
Tits
Porn
Why youtube no porn?
Worlds deadliest animals
killer animals
Crocodile hunter
Crocodile hunter episode 2
Crocodile Hunter episode 3
...

>> No.16370068

>>16369657
Scoutthedoggie
The Ocean
Ryo Fukui
Gun reviews
Multitudes of history related videos

>> No.16370080

>>16369991
Hi KDF

>> No.16370081

>>16369657
>human anatomy
>how to hide scars
>how to improve memory
>human anatomy
>fancy clothes
>fancy dresses
>undead kingdom invitation
>how to improve memory

>> No.16370084

>>16369657
Memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0H5PgnC-iA

I have never even played Runescape and I find this hilarious for some reason.

>> No.16370095

> You'll never go to see the all ghoul version of Cannibal Corpse in concert and watch the lead singer felate the mic

>> No.16370098

>>16370080
Hi Anon!

>> No.16370108

whats the point of thick thighs and wide hips if its just for safely delivering daugherus?

>> No.16370118
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>>16370108
They're rocking and amazing and encourage daughteru production

>> No.16370122

>>16370108
Wrapping around your head.
The thicker the better.

>> No.16370128

>>16370080
Hi anon!

>>16370098
You stop that anon, that's creepy.

>> No.16370134

>>16370108
Good for forced cunnillingus and lap pillows.

>> No.16370138

>>16370128
Stop what? He said "Hi KDF" and I answered him!

Wait, why are you also saying hi?

>> No.16370155
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>>16370108
It's similar to a lot of other factors in how a human finds a mate. First and foremost, we are an instinctive race drawn to appealing physical attributes in order to successfully breed and ensure we can have young born with little or no complications. The same rules apply to monster girls.

Men generally desire women who have thick thighs and wide hips because it means that child birthing is easier, as well as becoming easier to proliferate. Keep in mind in the medieval times and even during the Colonial times in Clapistan people bred like fucking rabbits, having tons of kids to make sure that the family could keep going if a few of them died early on. Now, breasts are a wonderful thing, as well. They effectively act as sexual headlights for any potential male suitor, giving him an idea of how strong his children could be if nursed on those calcium cannons.

Women aren't much different, preferring (generally) taller men who are adequately equipped in the penis department to ensure that semen will be deposited with a higher chance for success for fertilization. That and the bigger the man, the greater chance he was well off and in a wealthy family.

TL;DR: The reason why there are no male farmer bachelors is because they're too busy fucking their Holstaurs with that absolutely bodacious combo of hips, thighs, and breasts.

>> No.16370157

>>16370138
You're trying to get me to use a trip, aren't you? I won't.

>> No.16370163

>>16370157
Ew no please don't do that. Fine, I'll stop.

Hi KDF

>> No.16370167

>>16370163
Hi anon.

>> No.16370176

>>16369920
Possibly, she mentioned a sister, but they keep their hunting grounds far away from each other

>> No.16370188
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>>16369657
Howtobasic playlist

>> No.16370204

>>16369657
1000 degree red hot demon silver knife vs shota

>> No.16370216
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>>16370188
>How To: Make Undead Lactate like Holstaurs

>> No.16370218

>>16370216
"Why are you throwing eggs to your chest?"

>> No.16370230

>>16370188
I wonder if Autismocorpses would like the Incongruity of Howtobasic.

>> No.16370243

>ywn dominate a superior dragon by cheating with raging shrooms

that is if you survive the aftermath once the effect wears off ,that. dragon is gonna be very angry

>> No.16370244

>>16370081
I like what you did there

>> No.16370262

>>16370243
>Raging Mushrooms
Boring.

>> No.16370265

>>16368254
Apophis > Vanilla > Echidna > Medusa > Shirohebi > Basilisk

Jabberwock > Wurm > Vanilla > Ryu > Zombie > Otohime > Wyvern

>> No.16370267

>>16370108
Because they look good. You can't imagine a much more beautiful scene than a wightloli bending over on a bed, slowly pulling a pair of black panties off her shapely pale butt.

>> No.16370270

>>16370262
People need to learn how to beat strong monsters without the help of things like that.

>> No.16370272

Remember, if your about to be raped by a monster, tell her you think she is pretty but you want to get to know her first, then give her a kiss on the check before bonking her on the the head and hightailing it out of there while she is still stunned. It is a risky move but if done quickly enough it can guarantee your safety.

>> No.16370276

>>16370272
Instructions unclear, when I tried my hand got stuck in her head.
And when I tried to run, my legs were enveloped by her slime body.

>> No.16370282

>>16370270
I agree, but not going to start a flame war because people tend to err on the side of more boring venues rather than genuinely writing an interesting fight scene. To me, at least, raging mushrooms are an even bigger cock block to a good fight scene than a deus ex machina.

>> No.16370323

>>16370272
I know how to control my dick, buddy. If they want to forcefully make me hard they'll need at least 3 manticores.

>> No.16370349

cumflating dragons

>> No.16370354
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>>16370349
Eh, sure.

>> No.16370358

>>16370349
The best thing.
Especially when she's a muscle dragon whose being tsun about liking it.

>> No.16370387

>>16370272
But that'll make her cry. Then I'll have to come back, apologize, and hug her.

>> No.16370392

>>16370349
rather do it to a sahuagin or sea bishop

>> No.16370409

>>16369657
>Let it go
>Random videos on snow and ice

>> No.16370411

I want to be known as a monsterslayer amongst my fellow humans, but only the monsters know I do the slaying with my Hyper Weapon and not a sword.

>> No.16370425

>>16370411
>Send in the whores
>Sir Arthur will slay them

>> No.16370453

>>16370349
>not glacies
Fill her with warmth

>> No.16370459

>>16370392
a what?

>>16370453
wouldn't they melt?

>> No.16370464

>>16370459
>MGE Ice girls
>Melting
Her dispositions would definitely warm up though.

>> No.16370470

>>16370459
sahuagin? the little water girls with spears and school swimsuits. MGE.

>> No.16370473

>>16370470
Yes, I'd love to cumflate her.
Although I may try to make her into an oppai loli.

>> No.16370475

>>16370349
I'm all for flooding tight orifices with seed, but cumflation is just exaggerated and silly.

>> No.16370477

>>16370216
That Lich is about to go 'Fufufufu'

>> No.16370484

>>16370349
>cf a ryu
>she ends up floating in a pond for a long time as she gets her mind back, and while basking in the afterglow

>> No.16370488
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>>16370425
>>16370411

>> No.16370500
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16370500

Looks like Sub actually drew some stuff for once in a long time.
Though, I can't really identify what this Lizard(?) is supposed to be.

>>16370488
I'm surprised that Matsu never made a BE version of that piece.

>> No.16370522

>>16370475
>cumflation is just exaggerated and silly

Where do you think we are?

>> No.16370525

>>16370484
as long as she doesnt start asking for more inside

otherwise anon is gonna become the patriarch of the shrine

>> No.16370528

>>16370475
>cumflation is just exaggerated and silly
But then we discuss non-bovine monstergirls lactating like Holstaurs more often than we discuss Holstaurs actually lactating.

>> No.16370529

>>16370525
I would give her as much as she wants, but there's only a limit

>> No.16370547

>>16370529
who sets that limit?

>> No.16370555

>>16370547
My body

>> No.16370592

Do SCPs count as monster girls?

>> No.16370601

>>16370592
>tfw no SCP-682 gf

>> No.16370602

But seriously, where is my ivory white Dragon girl?

>> No.16370608

>>16370602
Waiting for you, anon.

Waiting for you

>> No.16370625

>>16370608
But does she enjoy being bullied in bed?

>> No.16370629

>>16370625
All big girls do.

Can't beat the cock, man.

>> No.16370634

I want to be a Dragoon, wearing armor made from my wife's scales and riding her into battle.
Even though most Dragoons have to settle for Wyverns.

>> No.16370642

>>16370601
>682
>not 179

>> No.16370643

>>16370601
The waifu is too op anon why wold you want that?

>> No.16370644

>>16370642
>not 179
Exactly.

>>16370643
>too op
It's like you don't even want to exterminate humanity

>> No.16370649

>>16370644
>not having 343 as your waifu

>> No.16370657

>>16370634
>Even though most Dragoons have to settle for Wyverns.


>your wyvern is overjoyed that a handsome knight would have her
>of course, she doesn't know that there aren't any dragons for a hundred miles
>one night, post-lovemaking, you tell he that she'll always be your silver medal

You can actually imagine the second where her heart rips in half.

>> No.16370659

>>16370657
>*her

>> No.16370670
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thank god #682 cant breed

right?...

>> No.16370681

>>16370670
It can adapt to anything. Even to take your inferior human genes.

>> No.16370700

>>16370681
Y tho?

>> No.16370704

>>16370681
if they are inferior why the heck would she want it?

>> No.16370706

>>16370657
And thus begins a saga of a really sad reptile.

That hit me way harder than I expected.

>> No.16370711

>>16370601
>>16370642
>not 999

>> No.16370719

>>16370700
>>16370704
It wouldn't but it is possible is my point.

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The album has been updated (http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH))

>> No.16370730
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>>16370720
Now that's just gorgeous.

>> No.16370733

>>16370657
I assume that Dragons are reserved for high-ranking Knights with a lot of combat prowess since that's the only way you'll get one to respect you enough to use her as a mount. Everyone else has to settle for the cheap imitation that are Wyverns.

>> No.16370739

>>16370720
Thanks, m8. I had neglected to save the Kuudere Kiki getting banged. The rest is also great. Much appreciation for your collation.

>> No.16370749

>>16370720
ProtoKiki's could possibly get mistaken for Anubi if it weren't for their ear tufts and natural heels.

>> No.16370755

>>16370739
>>16370657
>you and your wyvernfu travel far and wide
>you fight wrongs, right injustices, and have adventures beyond the ken of the average man
>a minor dragon takes note of your growing notoriety and congratulates you for your deeds
>she states that she believes in your potential to become a truly great hero, and deigns to become your mount if you would accept
>without hesitating, you leap off of your wyvern and present yourself to the dragon, bending the knee in submission
>your wyvern stands at the back of the cavern, gawping like a fish, tears forming at the corners of her eyes as she begins to shake, her battlescars she earned in your service glistening in the torchlight

>> No.16370761

>>16370755
Woops, meant for >>16370733 >>16370706

Really off my game tonight.

>> No.16370770

>>16370719
>Tfw no tsundere 682 gf

>> No.16370789

>>16370755
Just when my heart hit rock bottom, it went even deeper.

Kinda like a Wurm digging straight down to the core and going to the other side of the planet.

>> No.16370791

>>16370720
meido girls really try to take the crown from muscle girls as besto
what if MuscleMeido tho, like a smug muscle protokiki?

>> No.16370797

>>16370755
It's okay, I'd give her to my squire and he could become a man.

>> No.16370802

>>16370797
>tell your wyvern she's second-best
>proceed to cement her status as a practice girl

>> No.16370831

>>16370802
I'm sure she'd be happy with him. She should really be grateful she got to spend so much time with a knight of my caliber.

>> No.16370832

>>16370755
This bums me out
I guess I couldn't do the CQ thing.

>> No.16370863

>>16370720
Oh my gosh look at that little Kiki! And that big Kiki!

>> No.16370867

>>16370720
Is is wrong that I can't help but think about Quicksilver when I see mother/daughter Kikis?

>> No.16370886

>>16370867
As long as you can still imagine them wearing frilled stocking and lacy lingerie underneath the maid outfit instead of only latex you're probably fine.

>> No.16370889
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16370889

What did you guys do to make her drink?

>> No.16370892

>>16370832
>>16370789
It seems you both have your answers for the Ambition Vs Love conundrum. I'm glad i could make you consider these things. Have a good night.

>> No.16370901

>>16370867
I don't know about wrong, but I'm right there with you anon. I'm KDF though, so I don't know if I count.

>>16370886
I mean, he could have both if he wanted to.

>> No.16370904

>>16370889
Exits in this universe instead of hers?

Already have a waifu?

I don't know anon.

>> No.16370911

>>16370889
Took the lightweight out for drink

>> No.16370912

>>16370889
Had my boys run a train on her while wearing condoms.

>> No.16370914

>>16370889
she was called boring

>> No.16370917

>>16370912
D E V I L I S H
E
V
I
L
I
S
H

>> No.16370922

>>16370912
A toy train with a condom on it?

>> No.16370933

>>16370922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU

>> No.16370935

I'm trying to put together a follow list for some manga.

What's the name of that one with the tiny wolf girl, koala, sloth, and the cooking club?

>> No.16370938
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Post hybrid MGs.
I feel like this song is really fitting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP7wHOHYCdc

>> No.16370946

>>16370938
What if oni-jinko that had vodka for blood?



Blyaaaaaaaaaaadj

>> No.16370957

>>16370935
Murenase! Shiiton Gakuen

>> No.16370962
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>>16370938

>> No.16370961

>>16370938
I still want a Wight-Succubus.

>> No.16370964

>>16370938
Lookit those tittuus.

>> No.16370974
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>>16370938
I don't know what this is, but it's some kinda half-dog half-bird thing

>> No.16370976

what is the weakness of your waifu?

>> No.16370978

>>16370938
Trying to decide if a fluffy dragon would be a huge mistake or a great idea.

>> No.16370991
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16370991

>>16370978
Quetz-chan is pretty neat

>> No.16371004

>>16370976
>>16370976
Oh, she has plenty of those anon! Here;s just a few.

Belly rubs
Cuddling
Getting tickled (her breasts and sides are especially sensitive)
Our daughteru being cute
Our daughteru in general
Getting tied up or otherwise restrained
Rubbing noses
Latex

All of her weaknesses make her so beautiful!

>> No.16371006

>>16370938
>no Jinko Lamia mix to wrap you up in her fur covered tail and sing songs from the old country while you sleep

>> No.16371011

>>16370974
Anon, she's not half anything.
Because she's all love.

>> No.16371018

>>16371006
That sounds really nice
Does she chuff or flick her forked tongue when she's happy

>> No.16371020
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>>16370974
Truly bizarre creatures they are, being able to both chirp and wan.

>> No.16371021

>>16371004
my heart

>> No.16371023

>>16370976
Bullets.

>> No.16371024
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>>16370938
Mythological baku is a chimaera type thing, does this count?

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>>16371023

>> No.16371029

>>16371018
She does both, when she's really happy she'll do both at the same time causing her to get flustered.

>> No.16371037

>>16370976
Existing

>> No.16371040
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>>16369657

Jojo's Bizarre Adventures, ever since I told her there's nothing to be ashamed of, she's been asking Sphinx if Anubis has any swords in hiding and has been training the entire Kingdom with Sun Energy to fight Aztec Gods of fitness as she thinks she remembers hearing about them despite the Golems having no memory of such beings.

>> No.16371043

>>16370976
The sun

>> No.16371049

>>16370976
my dick

>> No.16371059

>>16370889
I got depressed again

>> No.16371062

>>16371006
>>16371029
That sounds incredibly cute and comfy, although the combination makes her sound like quite a dangerous predator.
Would she be warm or cold blooded?

>> No.16371071

>>16371062
I don't think I would want to escape from a tiger snek pit. Someone help

>> No.16371089

If I lick my Redcap's legs while she's gentle and docile, would she remember it and use them to rape me when she goes back to her aggressive self?

>> No.16371093
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16371093

The Minotaur makes her moove!

>> No.16371097

>>16371089
Yes anon, she has a brain and stuff.

>> No.16371101

>>16371093
Sorry, the jinko on the squat rack has already claimed me as hers. She's very insistent that I meet her in the showers after my lifts are done.

>> No.16371105

I want to make a Jinko wear a sock on the end of her tail.

>> No.16371109

>>16371071
Don't ask me. I'd "accidentally" fall in and get stuck as well.

>> No.16371110

>>16371093
I think she needs to see a doctor.

>> No.16371112

>>16371105
>Nyet husband! This is not where sock goes!

>> No.16371113

>>16371112
It's cold out, she's got to wear the sock.

>> No.16371117

>>16364815
Oh hey, I recognize that technique.

>> No.16371125

>>16371062
Does Vodka count as a blood type?

>> No.16371129

>>16371125
No anon, Vodka is not a blood type.

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>>16364815
It looks like she'll need to use... THOSE!

>> No.16371146

>>16371089
I'd like a Jekyll and Hyde tier redcap oneesan who uses her thighs as a lap pillow while white and is into vigorous standing thigh-fucking when red

>> No.16371148
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>>16371101
I want to get buff to make a muscle girl hot and bothered

>> No.16371152
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>>16371135
While I don't dislike seeing Nazrin posted in place of the Giant Mouse, I lament the fact that the latter species has so little art.
Tittymonster Giant Mouse when?

>> No.16371160

>>16371152
That or a Dormouse with massive Mouse Jugs stashed in her loose pajamas.

>> No.16371167

>>16370938
I want a Skeleton inside a Slime.

>> No.16371169

>>16371146
>is into vigorous standing thigh-fucking when red
Would she push you against the wall and remind you about how happy you looked while you were taking a nap on her lap?

>>16371148
Damn that's a nice drawing, her muscles are only slightly defined yet she gives off a buff/powerful aura
That dragon mane and camel toe definitely help too

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16371171

>you will never know the feeling of a holstaurus breastfeeding you

>> No.16371182

>>16371169
>Would she push you against the wall
Depends on how she's feeling. If she wants to toy with me, yeah. Pushed up against the wall and pinned as she smacks her butt up against my hips and thigh-fucks me.

If she's in this weird mixed state between white and red, where she's horny and randy, but still plenty lovey dovey? Then it'd be standing facing each other with her giving possessive kisses and nips while giving light hair tugs and smacks our hips together.

Course, no matter how suddenly I'm brought to the brink, she can read my body well enough to slip it inside on the last thrust and have me cum inside.

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>>16371167
Yee-HAW!

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>>16370938

>> No.16371191

>>16371185
What a cutie.

>> No.16371194

>>16370938
All monstergirls are technically hybrids anon, hybrids of humans and monsters!

So, I'd post my Kobold waifu but I don't have any new art of her.

>> No.16371222

Realistically, what do you do if you are attacked by a monster girl you don't want to mate with?

>> No.16371223

>>16371222
Depends. Do I have prep-time?

>> No.16371225

>>16371222
Aim for the eyes.

>> No.16371226

>>16368956
Does anyone have the previous chapter?

It got jewcob'd off sadpanda

>> No.16371227
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Don't let your waifu enter rage mode. Your pelvis might not survive.

>> No.16371232

>>16371222
There isn't much you can do
I'd just submit and try to enjoy, which I'm sure I will and then wait for her to release me

>> No.16371237

>>16371227
Oh look a Wyvern with red-eyes. What's up Wyvern, you been crying your eyes red again?

>> No.16371239

>>16371232
>wait for her to release me
What if it's one of the many species where that isn't a realistic option?

>> No.16371242

>>16371222
Try not to cry. Cry a lot.

>> No.16371246

>>16371222
I can't think of any monsters like that really.

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>>16371227
I have Challenger+2. I'd like to see her try.

>> No.16371254

>>16371227
>Kraken goes in rage mode
>Cuddle rape all night long ensues
No man can survive a raging Kraken attack without becoming obsessed with tentacles

>>16371239
If she isn't willing to release me then it means she likes me and this I'm sure we can make things work
I'll be nice to her and ask her to take responsibility

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>>16371226
https://exhentai.org/g/1004005/eb22e41c87/

>> No.16371274

>>16371254
Alright, what if she doesn't take responsibility? Now you're defiled and can never get married.

>> No.16371286

>>16371270
>That plump loli butt's only prominent in one panel before it receives a size reduction in later panels
I'm sad.

>> No.16371288

>>16371222

Complain on the internet.

>> No.16371292

>>16371270
Thanks, bro

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>>16371251
>tfw no masochistic monstergirl who gets off on you breaking her parts

>> No.16371304

>>16371274
>Monster girl
>Not taking responsibility

I don't think that's possible, even if she just claims me as her cum pump or slave it's still taking responsibility in her own way

But let's say she doesn't, then I'll just become an empty husk of a man whose only purpose in life is to sexually satisfy a monster girl I don't like
Maybe one day she'll find someone better than me and then I'll be found by a nice monster girl who will heal me

>> No.16371318

Speaking of monster girl attacks, are there good defensive strategies?
Oomukades are supposedly weak to saliva, so as absurd as it is you might actually be able to spit on one and run away.

>> No.16371324

>>16371227
>enraged 9 foot minotaur
I can live with that...............or maybe not

>> No.16371328

>>16371318
You have to MIX the saliva, anon. You have to kiss them on the mouth.

>> No.16371329

>>16371318
Aim for the eyes.

>> No.16371334

>>16371222
Tell her that we're just not meant for each other and point her to a friend.

>> No.16371339

>>16371328
That sounds a lot more difficult to do without getting their potent venom in your bloodstream.
I'm not averse to having to kiss them, it just really increases the risk of becoming prey.

>> No.16371345

>>16371318
Carry lots of defenseless shotas with you to act as distractions.

>> No.16371356

>>16371345
>No monster that ignores the shotas and goes for you, wanting a "real man"

>> No.16371358

>>16371345
>Monster attacks
>grab shota out of your bag of holding and throw it at her
>ONEE-SAMA!
And thus her instincts shift gears.

>> No.16371364

>>16371318
>Canines
A dog whistle
>Felines
A laser pointer
>Slimes
A heat gun
>Undead
Blessed salt and some holy charms
>Spiders
Something heavily caffeinated
>Oni
Soy beans
>Dragons
A few gold coins (also viable for tanukis)

>> No.16371373

>>16371364
>Spiders
>Something heavily caffeinated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2HipedgM3I

>> No.16371380

I want my newly hired Kiki maid to come to work on her first day wearing a ushanka with her maid outfit.

>> No.16371386

>>16371373
This is hilarious.

>> No.16371455

>>16371318
They are weak to their OWN saliva.

>> No.16371457

>>16371358
I'd forget to feed mine and then tragedy would strike.

>> No.16371466

>>16370500
That's Shenti, the fluff snek.

>> No.16371467

>reading Lucifer
>there's a story about a young Centaur sorceress who ends up in our world
>within seconds she's surrounded by thugs who want to capture her
>"I know people who'd pay a grand for twenty minutes with her" one of them says
Is this the true nature of man?

>> No.16371470

>>16371457
Somehow I think the shock factor of throwing a dead child at them might just work.

>> No.16371477

>>16371467
A grand for twenty minutes with delicious horse pussy is a fucking steal.

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>>16371364
I wanna throw some soybeans at an oni and see what she does, I expect it will go poorly

>> No.16371512

>>16371477
But it's a goddamn western comic from the early 2000's, does the love of Monster Girls permeate our society so deeply?

>> No.16371513

>>16371512
Since ancient times anon.

>> No.16371520

>>16371470
>*thud*
>Screaming

>> No.16371522

>>16371513
I guess so.

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>>16371467
Another scene from the same comic:
>Angel girl kisses a guy and flies off
>Pickford, you got an angel.
>yeah.
>What'll you swap her for?
What would you swap an Angel for, anons?

>> No.16371529

>>16371527
Two angels.

>> No.16371537

>>16371467
This is why we need monster girls to be the ones in power

All hail the Overlord

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>>16371537
Screw the overlord. Human hegemony now!

>> No.16371541

>>16371527
A fluffy fox with no fewer than six tails, considering I'm trading an angel.

>> No.16371545

>>16371537
Will proud monster girls look down on you for shamelessly collaborating with their occupation government?

>> No.16371547
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16371547

If we can't make our waifus come to real life then I'll become real life to them!

>> No.16371559

>>16371477
Anon, would you really waste your money like that? I need to find some horse pussy to whore out.

>> No.16371562

>>16371540
First, you're wrong
Second stop bullying that /lit crow

>>16371545
Most of them would actually applaud and reward you for it
You could even score a high ranking monster for it

>> No.16371583

>>16371522
The love of monster girls has been around ever since Athena got butthurt about losing a weaving contest.

>> No.16371587

>>16371562
I'd imagine any salamander or dragon would look down on you for being a coward though. Swapping sides for your waifu is one thing, but any of the "muh honour" types would probably despises you for joining them for chance to get a waifu.

>> No.16371588

>>16371547
That's the best outcome
I'd rather be suddenly teleported to a brand new world filled with monster girls than have them come to ours

The only thing I might miss is technology but I can do without it

>> No.16371593

>>16371583
I think the race of Lilims predates the Greek gods.

>> No.16371595

>>16369316
ThatsTheJoke.jpngif

>> No.16371596

>>16371587
>any salamander or dragon would look down on you for being a coward
But would they fall in love with a pro-humanity insurgent?

>> No.16371601

>>16371587
That's for sure, all the species who want to get a husband by fighting him would think of you as a shameless coward
Then you also have the haughty species who would know how much of a slut for monster girl you are and abuse you for it

>>16371596
After a good fight, yes

>> No.16371603

>>16371596
As long as they're not a pants on head retarded HFY shitter, the manly fighter would seem like the more attractive option.

>> No.16371624

I want to get into shoggoths, but there are so many questions I have about them!
Since they're kinda slime-type, does the heart in their abdomen count as their core? Do they react the same way when you touch it?
Can they make themselves look /fit/ with their adjustable bodies, or would the sliminess ruin the effect?
Do they all start with basic knowledge of maid-ing and get more advanced through institutions like MGC Maid Central, or are they already experts?
plz help

>> No.16371630

>>16371624
Shoggoths don't have cores. Their insides are just the outer surface of another Shoggoth.
They can shape their bodies as /fit/ as you like.
Subservience comes to them through whatever passes for genetics in whatever passes for their biology.

>> No.16371638

>>16371630
>Their insides are just the outer surface of another Shoggoth
So while I'm having fun with my own shoggoth at home, I'm dooming another to feel the touch of a husbando she'll never know?

>> No.16371639

>>16371630
>shoggoths
>subservient

Good human, keep believing that she's your servant.

>> No.16371644

>>16371638
Don't worry, anon. Inside that Shoggoth is the outside of your Shoggoth so it all works out in right angles and stuff.

>> No.16371645

>>16362326
Yay that makes almost a dozen of us that are Ice Queen fans.

>> No.16371651

>>16371624
>>16371630
But the question is: Can a Shoggoth cry?

>> No.16371653

>when you have a great idea for a story

>> No.16371656

>>16371651
I suppose they cried themselves out during the long, lonely aeons between their old mastah's dying and humanity showing up.
>>16371653
Yeeeeees?

>> No.16371659

>>16371644
In that case she'll probably seek you out in a haze of lust, using the first shoggoth as a beacon.
Then you have two shog.

>> No.16371661
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What would you teach monsters?

>> No.16371663

>>16371659
You always had two Shogs. That's how she's able to be there for you at all times. One Shog serves, one Shog sleeps & eats, then they switch.

>> No.16371664

>>16371661
Operating

>> No.16371676

>>16363149
Figure out exactly what did I do to deserve this. Then proceed to get mind blown figuratively/literally before I have a chance to contemplate my actions.

>> No.16371678

>>16371661
To play videogames, so they'll become so addicted they'll forget about the whole rape deal

>> No.16371680

>>16363303
Lilims are aesthetically pleasing to me.

>> No.16371686

>>16371663
Would one become jealous if mastah inadvertently fucked the other more?

>> No.16371687

>>16371680
Agreed

>> No.16371688

>>16363555
No stop! I don't want to suddenly gain the skills of being a devoted and competent househusband!

>> No.16371689

>>16371686
How could she be jealous of herself? Think of it like a dolphin sleeping with half the brain at a time.
Only with less rape-caves.

>> No.16371695

>>16371689
Or more, depending on what you're into

>> No.16371703

>>16371661
People watching and being aware of body language and semantics. It'll greatly enhance their raping skills I mean proactive dating.

>> No.16371704

You all sound crazy when you start discussing Shoggoth
Eldritch abominations are love but please do not try to comprehend them

>>16371661
Consent.

>> No.16371705

>>16371653
Ha, ha, ha. What else? An you realize that you've yet to develop the skills to make the story truly yours?

>> No.16371707

>>16371653
I've got a few but I can't seem to be able to make it a full story.

>like the anon who deals with "The Cerberus Sisters"; Hellhound triplets who run the local high school gang; and their day to day shenanigans

>or a Vampire girl who fought for the Confederacy in the American Civil War and was sealed away before she could see the end of it, who's just been released by anon who's family owns the land she was sealed on

>or an anon stumbling upon a Wight's house, where she mistakes him for her fiance who died at Gettysburg, it's mostly about anon helping her come to terms with what she lost

>the rape scene in 'Deliverance' but with a Manticore and an Orc

>anon accidentally gets caught up at the MGC Renaissance Fair

There's more but I don't want to give away all my secrets.

>> No.16371710

Thunderbirds are nice.

>> No.16371716

>>16371704
I just want to know vaguely what to expect from my new maid!

>> No.16371718

>>16371704
>please do not try to comprehend them
Next you'll tell me the Elder Sign looks like a goddamn star.
It's obviously a tree

>> No.16371723

>>16371707
>or a Vampire girl who fought for the Confederacy in the American Civil War and was sealed away before she could see the end of it, who's just been released by anon who's family owns the land she was sealed on
Could be combined with
>or an anon stumbling upon a Wight's house, where she mistakes him for her fiance who died at Gettysburg, it's mostly about anon helping her come to terms with what she lost
And
>the rape scene in 'Deliverance' but with a Manticore and an Orc
Into one story.

>> No.16371727

>>16371716
Same thing you should expect from any maid, non-consensual sex and a clean house.

>> No.16371729

>>16371707
>"The Cerberus Sisters"
I swear I've heard this in a story before.

>> No.16371733

>>16371222
Look glass eyed & get started on improving my cooking, housekeeping, finance, child raising, basic home repair and maintenance in hopes that Stockholm Syndrome takes hold before the existential horror of the monkey's paw dawns on me.

>> No.16371734

>>16371729
I did a small greentext about them last thread.

>> No.16371738

>>16371723
If I combined all of them, then they would be really convoluted, like Zach Snyder wrote it convoluted.

>> No.16371739

>>16371729
Beast used it In his roulette a while back.

>> No.16371740

>>16371653
Only one I have is the idea of an anon trying to catch up with a Salamander in fencing, both growing from each other's strength and failures and ultimately leads to a grand finale in a national tournament where both end up bwing better people for it.

>> No.16371741

>>16371738
>speaking ill of Zachariah "Kino" Snyder
You're just too dumb to get it. I'll give you this one for free: Super Wurm is Jesus. Get it now? She's Jesus.
And Lexxie Slutwhore is Satan.

>> No.16371743

>>16371734
Please continue it, the idea itself is nice.

>> No.16371744

>>16371645
I'd say half a dozen but that's still more than Glacies lovers

>>16371710
It's rare to see someone saying something nice about birds, especially Thunderbird
Thank you

>>16371718
I'd bet it's a star but only Shoggoths and some elder Mindlflayers know the truth
Probably Atlach-Nachas too, Wendigos seem clueless if you ask me

>> No.16371750

>>16371744
>Wendigos seem clueless if you ask me
That's because Wendigos are all about the spirals.

>> No.16371757

>>16371750
Man-boy love?

>> No.16371762

>>16371757
No, I mean I was reading Stephen King's Pet Sematary recently and he said the old Indian burial ground got its power from spirals and that there was a Wendigo living in them woods.

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>>16369514
I like vanilla Kiki's very much, but I like ProtoKiki's too. Both have their good points.

If I actually had to make a choise i'd go for vanilla though. After all, I'd imagine it's pretty hard to ruffle the ears of a ProtoKiki like you can with a vanilla Kiki. Not to mention the loving look she can give makes hearts melt.

And don't forget the hat.

>> No.16371770

>>16371743
I'll try, it's just kind of hard doing something that's been done to hell and back

>> No.16371773

>>16371768
Personally I prefer the look of the Protokiki more. Not because of any bullying reasons, more for the idea of slowly opening up to her while we gradually become more comfortable with each other as we figure out the other's quirks and flaws.

>> No.16371778

>>16371770
As long as you enjoy writing it, it's worth the effort. Worst case you feel shame and you'll be able to move on

>> No.16371780

>>16371656
Their old masters aren't dead though. They're still alive in whatever lost land they live in the deepest reaches of the sea.
Shogs just quit when they all ended up as MGs because having a husband is better than working for your boss.

t. KC

>> No.16371783

>>16371780
So the Otohimes were able to replace their slimy maids with cute human boys?
They can't keep getting away with it!

>> No.16371784

>>16371705
You know how to make it happen.

>> No.16371793

>>16370720
Look at that little miracle of the universe!
Look at that big Kiki too, what a HUGE tail and LARGE pointy ears she has.

>> No.16371798

>>16371783
Otohimes live in the mid-depths most likely. Gotta be where the action is, after all.
It's the yet-to-be-introduced "demons of chaos" that live down there in the deepest depths, who the Shogs formerly served and Mindflayers, apparently, still hold allegiance to.

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>>16371773
That's completely fair, both types of Kiki's have their strenghts.

>> No.16371812

>>16371784
Yes, practice writing daily to understand the process better. Make use of outlines to better structure your story. Read tons of novels and take cues and rip off things you like until you find a style that suits you. Understanding the themes of said stories and why the authors wrote their stories in these ways to convey their messages and thoughts. Observe and participate in real life as an invaluable source of inspiration. Learn to handle criticism and learn to divine which critiques are the ones worth listening to and ones that aren't going to help you improve. And above all else, have fun with it. Writing is a craft like anything else and hating every step of it is only going to hinder you every step of the way.

>> No.16371813

>>16371783
The MGE seas/oceans are divided in 3 parts
The surface where MGs grab their husbands
The sea bottom (I can't remember the actual name) where it's comfy, calm and where most aquatic species spend their time with their husband
The depths/abyss where no one knows what is going on, there is also a magic seal to prevent the demons of chaos living there to escape

The surface and sea bottom are both under Poseidon's watch, the abyss is pretty much owned by the demons of chaos

We'll have to wait until the material translation but for now it's safe to assume that Ryugujo is at the sea bottom level

>> No.16371819

>>16371812
Personally I never had much help from reading novels. People didn't start "liking" my stories until I got balls deep into comics.

>> No.16371838

Are there any monstergirls linked to the Sun, Moon, stars, etc yet?

>> No.16371840

Khepri pit>Lamia pit>Aligator pit>Shark pit

>> No.16371843

>>16371812
Can't we just go back to the good ol' days of greentext?

>> No.16371846

>>16371840
Lamia > Aligator > Shark > Khepri

>> No.16371849

>>16371838
Pharaoh is related to the Sun God according to her making off, Apophis is related to eclipses

Werewolves are commonly associated with the moon

EMG has all the monster girls get affected by the full moon

>> No.16371852

>>16371846
Negative taste.

>> No.16371853

>>16371852
Likewise

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>>16371838
In MGE, not really directly.
You can always look beyond it though.

>> No.16371857

>>16371846
What's wrong with Khepris? Don't you like delicious brown golden bugs?

>> No.16371862

>>16371857
Not assertive enough for my tastes

>> No.16371863

>>16371854
Ammy is too much of a sis to have extremely lewd sex with. She is for drinking and drawing, the lewd only comes if she can't hold herself.

>> No.16371868

>>16371862
They are somewhat assertive at first, then you become their king

>> No.16371874

>>16371857
Khepris are for ignoring.

>> No.16371882

>>16371874
You just say that because the desert has so many great girls
Now go and try to seduce an Anubis, I bet she'll throw you at the Sandworms for being so rude

>> No.16371883

>>16371882
>You just say that because the desert has so many great girls
Apophis and Pharaoh and that's it

>> No.16371886

>>16371882
Nah, I'm not into anubitt that much. At most I would go for a pump&dump.

And sandworms are kinda weird.

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>>16371846
>>16371862
>>16371874
>>16371883
I swear to god if the portal ever opens, I hope you get caught by the Siths.

>> No.16371897

>>16371893
You're quoting different people

>> No.16371905

>>16371897
Maybe he wants just one of us to get caught.

>> No.16371907
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16371907

I want to go to war with the dragons.

>> No.16371915

>>16371897
There's more than one Sith out there.

>> No.16371916

>>16371907
I want to rest in a dragon's lair without her permission.

>> No.16371927

>>16371907
I want to combat monstergirls.

Fuck sex, I wanna grow stronger.

>> No.16371934

>>16371927
Sex is still nice, but fighting monster girls sounds pretty awesome.

>> No.16371951

>>16371883
How can you be such a power slut?

>>16371927
Monster girls are overpowered, you're gonna need to grind for days before you can even leave the starting area

>> No.16371961

>>16371951
I'll grind for eons if I have to, if it means I get to defeat dragons when I max out

Monk is best class, by the way

>> No.16371965

>>16371961
Don't worry, as long as you don't focus on the sex it should be a pretty smooth ride.

>> No.16371986

>>16371965
Gonna be the first to do a no-chastity-belt-item run to add to the challenge! also because those cost a fuckton of gold

>> No.16371995

>>16371986
You can get some pretty cheap ones from the Tanukis
Don't buy potions or any consumables from them though

>> No.16372003

>>16371995
>You can get some pretty cheap ones from the Tanukis
Yeah.
The ones that pop off in response to DE.

>> No.16372006

>>16371995
Don't even look at tanukis. They instantly end your run.

>> No.16372016

>>16372006
What if you look at one and think 'that tanuki is actually quite cute'. They can't read thoughts, can they?

>> No.16372018

>>16372006
If you're going to be this safe then don't touch chests either, who knows what could pop out of them

>> No.16372036

>>16372006
>>16372003
Guess I'll just save up for paladin-chan's store for safety measures then

>> No.16372041

>>16372036
I don't think those are much better.
Those ones don't come off at all. Ever.

>> No.16372047

>>16372041
Do you have to worship them and their feet if you want to get off?

>> No.16372052

>>16372041
I heard that if you manage to encounter a lv80+ monster she will remove it at a small cost

>> No.16372058

>>16372052
How much gold are we talking about here?

>> No.16372062

>>16372047
It's a chastity belt, not a kindachaste belt.

>> No.16372066

>>16372018
I'm just safe around tanukis and for chests you just whack them first.

>> No.16372067

>>16372041
This is nonsense, she must have some kind of key for them, right?

>> No.16372068

>>16372062
What cruel mistresses.

>> No.16372071

>>16372058
Not gold, you'll have to give her one of your unique starter item although it's soulbound so I don't know how she will take it

>> No.16372075

>>16372068
She just wants to keep you pure anon.
Fo̵r̢ev̨ȩr҉

>> No.16372086

>>16372075
>yandere paladin that won't let me be corrupted by anything, not even herself
Not sure if want, but kinda cute in a crazy way.

>> No.16372088

>>16372071
I haven't seem an item mechanic this complicated since league of shitters

>> No.16372092

>>16372088
Yeah, I don't even know why your virginity is an item, it should be a status or something

>> No.16372093

>>16372086
>cute
i dunno, thats kind of in the realm of hard femdom with the whole orgasm denial schtick.

>> No.16372096

>>16372093
It is a bit too much for me, yeah. But I can still appreciate it from a distance.

>> No.16372100

>>16372096
>But I can still appreciate it from a distance.
like a voyeur? I dont know if she'd appreciate that.

>> No.16372103

>>16372092
It's a damn good item though; stacks up bonus STR, SPD and mana per level indefinitely. Way too valuable to give away.

The only downside is that it attracts more monstergirls the more buffs it stacks up. I'm getting swarmed by Hinezumis all the time.

I might need a traveling companion to back me up.

>> No.16372104

>>16372100
Well, I wouldn't literally be hiding in the bushes beating my meat while she femdoms her subby boy. That would be rude.

>> No.16372137

>>16372103
I heard you unlock a new class after 30 stacks

As for a companion I'd go with one of the Order approved monster girls such as an Apsara to buff you with her magic dances

>> No.16372162

>>16372103
I want to defeat hinezumi and give her minomilk in one of those big metal milk containers before sending her off to "Get stronger before facing me again!"

>> No.16372167

>>16372137
I did hear Apsaras are good supports. Sounds like a swell idea, hopefully their price demand for adventuring is within my budget...

>> No.16372169

>>16372162
This is how you get a lifelong rival that won't stop challenging you until she defeats you or until you take responsibility for making her more /fit/ than a Jinko

>> No.16372182

>>16372167
I don't think she'd ask for any money as long as you feed her properly and that you're kind to her and everyone you meet

She might slow you down by wanting to attend a wedding at every new town you go to but that's a fair price to pay for a support that can both buff and heal you

>> No.16372185

>>16372169
Oh?

And if she keeps losing despite me giving her a bunch of minomilk?

Why should I accept her?

>> No.16372195

>>16371812
Not him, but do you have anything specific? This is all vague crap meant to make yourself sound like you know what you're talking about.
>Read books
>Live life man
>Take contructive criticism
>Have fun
Nice tips m8.

>> No.16372200

>>16372195
rude

>> No.16372202

>>16372182
Such a humble girl, I guess it's fine then. I just hope she doesn't make me dance at the weddings she goes to.

I'm so close to lvl 30, Manticores won't have a chance!

>> No.16372208

>>16372185
One day you will relax and her burning warrior soul will catch up to you

Until you get brutally defeated by her you should do the right thing, marry her and make plenty of strong mice babies

>> No.16372210

>>16372200
A little rudeness is deserved, the wanker forgot the most important writing tip of all - When you write always remember to be yourself.

>> No.16372213

>>16372202
Remember to grab some healing potiions and antidotes from that nice Lich. But be careful if she gets interested in you.

>> No.16372218

>>16372208
Something about the phrase 'make plenty of strong mice babies' just sounds so lovely to me somehow.

>> No.16372224

>>16372213
No worries. If she does, I'll just ask the Apsara to pretend I'm her husband or something. Thanks for the tips, Mr. Strategy Guide Man

>> No.16372230

>>16372208
>Implying I'm not going to keep training

She's going to have to show me her true strength to make those mice babies!

>> No.16372233

>>16372210
Oh and remember to be confident

>> No.16372236

>>16372224
You can also do some gathering quests for her in order to get some stat increase potions, but that will raise her affection even more. I suggest buying potions first, then going for the stat increase.

>> No.16372242

While I'm on shitty advice, I never read machines guide on how to writefag. Did it deserve the riicule?

>> No.16372255

>>16372236
I want to keep giving an apsara strength boosting potions!

>> No.16372262

>>16372236
Well I guess helping her in her sidequest can't be too bad. I was meaning to learn how to make my own potions since that one incident with the Satyros potion seller...

Whatever this affection stat does, it should probably just make us trust each other more strongly in battle!

>> No.16372267

>>16372262
Learning to make your own potions can be a bit of a problem. You can try to farm the material for yourself and buy an alchemy kit or you could get a Lich teacher.

If you choose the Lich, then it's in your best interest to find one that alreadu married or find an anon that's married to one or else your quest might be ending.

>> No.16372290

>>16372267
Based Apsara healer doubles as a anti-horny-NPC pretend companion!

But I'll have classes with a Lich teacher, beats getting myself blown up by my inexperience with alchemy.

Can't fucking wait to make a Maximum Strength potion. Days worth of grind will become minutes! Gonna deck some Hellhounds at lvl 60!

>> No.16372295
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16372295

Would you join forces with the evil raiju empress and rule the electric company monopoly together?

>> No.16372298

>>16372290
Oh, I should mention that the more you drink less powerful is the effect, so you can't just use all the potions and expect to take down a lilim. Also be sure to extract the right quantity of mamono mana from them. You want the buffs, but you don't want to get horny to the point of attacking your partner.

>> No.16372322

>>16372295
No. Evil raijus are evil.

>> No.16372325

>>16372298
Got it chief. This will be an exciting quest!

I'll level up with my Apsara partner, make a good living off trading all the top tier potions we make, defeat the most powerful monsters in the land and max out all our stats to the point of not needing potions anymore!

Once we defeat a lilim and become the two strongest people to ever live, I'll give my Apsara a big hug, thank her for all she did for me, leave her companion contract open so she can go solo and pursue her own dreams, then go our separate ways

>> No.16372331

>>16372295
I'd join forces with the first evil monster girl to ask me.

>> No.16372342
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>>16369210
>I won't say that I wouldn't gladly deposit my seed inside a big, thick hourglass girl like
I'm not that big, dude..

>> No.16372355

>>16372325
Good luck on your journey and make sure to not fall for the monsters trick. I'm sure one day Liches will come to you in order to learn the miracles of your potions.

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16372360

>>16369210
What about tall+Slim+hourglass?

>> No.16372423

>>16371812
That's the most autism-rich post i've read in a while.

>> No.16372520

Remember to keep nerdhounds in their place, if you slack off and then they will slowly prepare for their revenge!

>> No.16372526

>>16372520
I would love to help them get their revenge against their bullies. Maybe they would even pay me a lunch afterwards.

>> No.16372543

>>16371812
I've found it strange how these advice posts never mention asking writefags they view as good if they're available for quick analysis of their stories or mentoring.

>> No.16372544
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>>16371380
I'm working on a /k/ related Kiki story right now. Stay tuned.

>> No.16372552

>>16372520
Indeed.

The nerdhounds place is in my lap, bulking in preparation for when she starts lifting while we play vidya

>> No.16372569

>>16372552
>lifting while we play vidya

So she's playing vidya in between sets? Sounds like a sure way to get distracted from your workout not to mention the sweaty hound in your lap

>> No.16372573

So I'm playing dragon age inquisition which I got because of the monstergirls - only to realize that on a console you can't make a qunari not ugly - and I'm wearing the dalish scout armor which is clad mostly in tight fitting full-body chainmail. Only, the armor doesn't come with shoes nor any protection for under the foot.

And it's not the first time I've come across barefoot elves. Why do people do this? You couldn't pay me to run sprint and jump around a forest barefoot.

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>>16372573
>You couldn't pay me to run sprint and jump around a forest barefoot.
>implying you'd have a choice after you were "chosen"

>> No.16372581

>>16372576
I'd bring my fuckoff stomping boots. No snapped twig is impaling my foot today, no sir.

Though maybe its just a personal distaste. I used to think running on beaches was a good idea until I ran over the edge of some kind of seashell.

>> No.16372615

>>16372576
Is this what Wendigos say when you have to go down to the city?

Replace forest with snowy mountain of course

>> No.16372675

>>16371270
Is there some kind of trick for finding hidden/expunged content on exhentai?

>> No.16372731

>>16372675
There's a checkbox in advanced search options that that shows expunged galleries.
There's no way to view deleted galleries on sadpanda itself (afaik), but you can use panda.chaika.moe to download them.

>> No.16372742

Do not open this spoiler, for heresy of the most intense degree lurks inside. It is so vile, even Deruella finds it a bit much. If you wish to remain pure in your heart, avert your gaze, and forget about this spoiler forever.
You have been warned.

Getting Alped by a Sith

>> No.16372744

>>16371466
Shenti is a cutie,

>> No.16372752

>>16372331
>an evil monster girl appears before Anon one night
>"You there! I am looking for minions to assist me in my evil plans for world domination. Will you join?"
>"Yeah, sure."
>"Fool! You have no choice in the mat- wait, did you just say yes?"
>Anon simply nods
>"R-Right, well then. Let's be off."
>Suspicious of how easily Anon joined, she keeps him from participating in some of the more evil tasks
>As time goes on, she starts to enjoy how normal he is and tries to keep him pure

>> No.16372770

>Evil Ice Queen and a Ryu team up to plunge the world into an ice age

Who would rise up and stop them?

>> No.16372775

>>16372544
Interesting

>> No.16372784

>>16372770
Sure. I'm going to show them true warmth by hugging both at the same time and not letting go.

>> No.16372789

I want to romance the High Priestess of the Slit Witches!

>> No.16372794

>>16372770
If the Ice Queen makes bad ice puns, I'll out-pun her with heat jokes

>> No.16372808

>>16372770
Don't know, don't care. It's hot as fuck where I live and my body naturally gives off more heat than the fucking Human Torch. Might as well have some snow 'round here.

>> No.16372923

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60807179&from_sid=2157126921
Big birb.

>> No.16372938

>>16372923
Those wings are tiny

>> No.16373011

>>16372938
Maybe she's one of those flightless harpies? Though with all that meat on her chest, it does seem unlikely.

>> No.16373016

I want to lure young MGs to my van with the promise of sex and then give them candy.

>> No.16373026

>>16373016
Just scream free dick and they'll come.

>> No.16373030
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16373030

This is your Momster now.

>> No.16373035

>>16373030
Please stop kidnapping me and pretending to be my mother.

>> No.16373037

>>16373030
I hope she doesn't mind me bringing my girlfriend home.

>> No.16373038

>>16373030
I already have a mom though

>> No.16373041

>>16373030
I'm gonna turn her into a double mom.

>> No.16373061

>>16373038
Then you're going to have two mommies.

>> No.16373065

Raikou wouldn't like that.

>> No.16373094

>>16373065
>>16373038
Whoops.

>> No.16373108

>>16373065
Well he's part of a shitty legendary trio.

>> No.16373121

>>16373065
Monster girl's opinion>you>vidya spellcheck typo

>> No.16373123

>>16373030
>tfw no kunoichi momster who sneaks into your room at night to fuck you without waking you
>you'll never understand how she can be so happy and energetic early in the morning while you're so exhausted

>> No.16373126

>>16373030
Anon it's ok to admit you have mommy issues.

>> No.16373157

>>16373030
Are you sure that thing is alive? It looks like it doesn't have a spine or something

>> No.16373162

>>16373157
It's fine, she's just really squishy.

>> No.16373174

>>16373162
You won't fool me this time.

>> No.16373181

>>16373174
Her spine is wiggly and flexible anon, be nice.

>> No.16373184

>>16372770
Pharaoh has Sun Powers to combat ice and Otohime is Sea Dragon not happy that her home is frozen in the sea. The two together will stop this Ice Age.

>> No.16373300

>>16373061
Your pimp's going to be pissed.

>> No.16373337

>>16373300
She's not a pimp. I just entertain older Monster ladies who are a little lonely is all. And she takes care of the money, but she buys me nice things with it.

>> No.16373344

>>16373337
So she's your sugar monster?

>> No.16373370

>>16373344
What? No, she respects me completely.

>> No.16373392

>>16373337
>I'm just an escort :^)

You're a fucking whore, son. What decent woman will ever want you now?

>> No.16373397

>>16373392
But I make the ladies feels so good.

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I need more harrowing tales of Monster Girl space.

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Kinda off topic, but can somebody explain this whole "t." thing I keep seeing everywhere, like "t. monster musume" or whatever?

>> No.16373455

>>16373430
It's short for terveiset, finnish for "regards"

>> No.16373470

>>16373430
How new are you, that's practically an old meme at this point.

>> No.16373472

>>16373470
its still a terrible one , the less people that know the better

>> No.16373483
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Bacchus' daughters are cute, and deserve to be worshiped and given bottles of wine as gifts.

>> No.16373510

>>16373483
why not instead, give them out as gifts?

>> No.16373511
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16373511

nerdy succubutts are for bullying

right?

>> No.16373519

>>16373510
Join the Bacchus Temple, get a free Goat?

Sounds nice.

>> No.16373520

>>16373511
do dorkubuses exist?

>> No.16373524

>>16373511
They're for impregnating.

>> No.16373525

>>16373483
I want to drink wine from that goat's cleavage, brown girls are unfair.

>> No.16373528

>>16373519
Who doesn't want a free goat? Goats are awesome.

>> No.16373534

>>16373511
Succubi of all kinds are for loving.
I personally believe that the OG monster girl deserves some respect.

>> No.16373538

>>16373534
I bet there is a temple of succubi somewhere in the world.

>> No.16373542

>>16373483
I want to rubher ears, then have her headbut me and dominate me

>> No.16373543

>>16373519
>Join the Bacchus Temple, get a free Goat?
a free night in the goat tower

>> No.16373558

>>16373519
Free goats, a religion based around drinking and an alcohol that doesn't cause health problems?

Fuck, sign me up and I'll be knocking on doors to convert new followers within the hour.

>> No.16373564

It would be kinda funny if a succubus didn't know what birthday suit meant and thinks it's actually a thing you're supposed to have on your birthday.
So when it's your birthday she looks up what it is and then wears no clothes when she comes to congratulate you.

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>>16373470
I only just started seeing it recently.

>> No.16373585

>>16373184
She's a chocolate ruler of sands.
She's a dancing underwater dragon.
Together, they fight ice!

>>16373570
Hoes does that moose put her helmet on?

>> No.16373594

>>16373585
Mamono mana.

>> No.16373597

>>16373585
It comes on in different pieces.

>> No.16373622

Is there anything more sad than a fat elf?

>> No.16373625

>>16373430
You're really fucking late to the party bud

>> No.16373628
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16373628

>>16373622
A sobbing Dragon Zombie.

>> No.16373630

>>16373622
Fat anything.

>> No.16373637

>>16373628
Sounds cuddly.

>>16373630
Sounds cuddly but also large

>> No.16373638

>>16373622
Yeah a Human woman.

>> No.16373639

>>16373622
Are you fishing for pictures of fat elves?

Because I just went though my elf folder and it turns out that I have nothing of the kind.

>> No.16373641

>>16373639
Nope.
No need.

>> No.16373642
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16373642

I heard "Cuddly".

>> No.16373644

>>16373638
GOTEEM

>> No.16373650

>>16373642
Yetis will never seduce me with those delicious plump bodies.

>> No.16373655

>>16373642
Would cuddle a fat yeti's snuggle lumps.

>> No.16373661

>>16373650
It sounds like they already have.

>> No.16373669

>>16373661
But they don't know it yet, so it's fine.

>> No.16373676

>>16373642
Who said "cuddly"?

>> No.16373686
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16373686

>>16373642
No I said "Chubby".

>> No.16373696

>>16373642
I like cuddly!

>> No.16373712

>>16373642
I want the "abominable" variant at 10 feet tall, so much to cuddle

>> No.16373717
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16373717

Would you an automaton with a A.I. just barely holding onto her sanity?

>> No.16373724

>>16373686
Who says they can't be both?

>> No.16373726

>>16373717
No. Dicking the crazy is already dangerous, so dicking the crazy without a mind is even worse. I"ll need water for that.

>> No.16373727

>>16373712
Would a fit yeti with great abs be called abdominable?

>> No.16373735

>>16373717
Sure, what could possibly go wrong?

Especially if that automaton is as hot as Lisa.

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>>16373717
>>16373726

>> No.16373742

>>16373511
I want to try and bully a nerdy succubus only to have her fuck me till I cant talk. Succubi are still succubi

>> No.16373746

>>16373738
Fleshy. Simulacrum. Pussies.

>> No.16373757

>>16373742
But she's only seen a dick in porn before.

>> No.16373766
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16373766

So what would you buy at a MGC restaurant?

>> No.16373771

>>16373766
I don't eat out.

>> No.16373778

>>16373766

Sushi. I can't get enough of that stuff.

>> No.16373780

>>16373766
Do I get a free Thiccubus waifu?

>> No.16373786

>>16373766
Dragon's tongue probably. It's not really a dragon girls tongue, it's just a really spicy piece of meat.

Dragon girls just eat at fancy restaurants, so the chance of one seeing me eat it and coming in for a really lewd and sloppy kiss is low.

>> No.16373788

>>16373780
You'll get one "free" when you buy something.

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>>16373766
I'd go to Porkers Bar & Grill, buy some ribs a beer and a P'Orc waitress to sit in my lap.

>> No.16373798

>>16373757
Monstrous instincts are an actual thing. She could probably go from complete virgin to sex pro in just a couple of minutes.

>> No.16373799

>>16373766
There would be a lot of good food. Atlantian seafood. Hellhound BBQ and wings. Zipangunese. Holstaur Icecream. Wurm candy. Pizza as well.

>> No.16373805

>>16373746
But I can order an Onahole that WON'T smother me with a pillow while I sleep

>> No.16373807

>>16373788
I want to buy the meat lovers pizza with extra meat!

>> No.16373808
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16373808

Now that I think of it, there are depressingly few stories about Yetis. I can think of only one.

>> No.16373810

>>16373766
I've gotta say, ordering out seems dangrous in MGC. I feel like I can't simply shuffle to the door with bedhead in my pajamas, living in all my NEET glory there. Here it just gets me the occasional weird look from the delivery person.

>> No.16373815

>>16373808
So many girls get so little or no content at all.

>> No.16373816

>>16373805
Yanderes don't kill their lovers.

>> No.16373817

>>16373797
Ok, if Porkers doesn't do ling viking-style tables with benches every customer sits together on, I'll be really disappointed.

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>>16373780
What did you think the delivery girl meant by "Tip"?

>> No.16373820

>>16373816
Stories people write tell otherwise

>> No.16373821

>>16373771
How unfortunate for your waifu.

>> No.16373828

>>16373815
Yeah but yetis seem like a really popular girl, so it's odd that they're so lacking in writing.

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>>16373807
> A Succubi pizza, is a pizza, for you and me!~

>> No.16373830

>>16373808
There are these ancient ones:
http://pastebin.com/G0R0njPU
http://pastebin.com/jFPJeLrT

>> No.16373839

>>16373821
Oh you jester you

>> No.16373842

>>16373798
Unless she's seen some weird porn.

>> No.16373850

>>16373829
I wonder if they let the succubus stay and eat pizza with you.


I'd regularly order pizza from them if they did.

>> No.16373853

>>16373850
But that's less pizza for you.

>> No.16373855

>>16373830
>2013
have we really been here that long?

>> No.16373858

>>16373850
She's a busy girl with a lot of deliveries to make, but maybe you can take her on a date after work, someplace nice.

>> No.16373862

>>16373830
I liked the first one. Thanks for the links.

>> No.16373869

>>16373853
The only correct reply

>> No.16373871

>>16373853
Not sure if this Anon is fat or serious about bulking

>> No.16373872

>>16373853
That would be fine, she could have as much as she wants.

>>16373858
That would be nice, what does she want?

>> No.16373875

>>16373853
are you fat?

>> No.16373879

>>16373875
Good food > sex

>> No.16373881

>>16373871
>>16373875
No, If I pay for food with my own money I expect to eat it.

>> No.16373884

>>16373842
even better

>> No.16373888

>>16373881
/fit/itzen, then. You definitely sound autistic enough to turn down a cute girl's company so you can hit your macros for the day.

I would know ;_;

>> No.16373892

>>16373855
I guess so.

>> No.16373895

>>16373872
A fancy pizza place! With fancy pizza!

>> No.16373901

>>16373888
No, it's just my pizza.

>> No.16373902

>>16373895
Oh.

Fancy as in, she'd be wearing really nice clothes?

>> No.16373911

>>16373902
Yeah, a nice classy dress, instead of her cheap polyester work uniform.

But she can put that on for later tonight if that's your thing.

>> No.16373928

>>16373911
Nah, she's going to get a fancy dinner while in her fancy dress with some fancy pizza.

>> No.16374005
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16374005

Automaton is now Zaku.

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16374007

>>16371152
>>16371135

>> No.16374011

>>16374007
Time to break out the milk!

Mouse is gonna be bigger than holsts when I'm done!

>> No.16374012

>>16374005
She's not going to live long.

>> No.16374018

>>16374007
Lame.
>>16374012
She isn't a Leo-Automaton.

>> No.16374028

>>16374018
But aren't Zakus the red-shirts of Gundam?

>> No.16374029

>You'll never be a counselor for lonely monstergirls, always inspiring them to not give up and keep looking for their soulmates, while never finding love yourself

>> No.16374032

>>16374028
Depends entirely on whether the Zaku is an ace custom or an unmodified unit piloted by a competent pilot.

>> No.16374036

>>16374005
I want to show her my beam sword.

>> No.16374044

>>16374007
I want to naizuri that mouse until not a single inch of her chest can be seen through the cum

>> No.16374050

>>16374007
Fucking chestlets, when will they learn?

>> No.16374051

>>16364610
You have it worse than me, but we're both dying here.

>> No.16374063

Anubis suggestively licking a bottle of Dr. Pepper when?

>> No.16374064

>>16374032
In other words, not red=dead.

>> No.16374077

>>16374064
Red is special and speedy enough to avoid being cannon fodder.

>> No.16374079
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16374079

Damnit, I wanna fuck an Alp! I want to make her hit stage 3 in one night and wake up with a daughteru in her womb!

>> No.16374090
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16374090

How do you feel about cloaca on reptilian girls?

>> No.16374091

>>16373895
So Dragon's or Piestrong's? Or those pretentious Vampires and their "above PJ's-tier but have great atmosphere" pizza?

>> No.16374097

>>16374077
Exactly, and gold is the same way.

>> No.16374098

>>16374090
I can deal with it, but I won't like it.
Even if you are technically fucking both her ass and pussy at the same time.

>> No.16374100

>>16374097
What about purple? You never see purple ones. Ever.

>> No.16374102

>>16374090
Will fuck if attached to waifu

>> No.16374106

>>16374079
>Stage two mentally
>Now pregnant and in a hot woman's body.

I can dig it.

>> No.16374110

>>16374090
Fine with it on lamias
Weird on other girls

>> No.16374115

>>16374090
Depends on the kind of girl.

>> No.16374118

How would you please a masochistic waifu?

Teasing? Bullying? Doing absolutely nothing, making her think she's not worth your time?
Fucking her on a webcam for the world to see?

>> No.16374120

>>16374064
>>not red=dead
>Who is Shin Matsunaga

>> No.16374124

>>16374118
Ignoring her.

>> No.16374125

>>16374079
>Alpfags finding an excuse to post trapshit here again

>> No.16374126

>>16374029
>Kitsune who doesn't know how to confess to her childhood friend going to you for counseling, deep in the woods, away from the towns and cities
"Well, you're no old miser. Not hunchbacked or with a beard as long as to touch your toes."
>You appear thirty, you have been this way since you can remember. Inviting her in for tea puts her in a relaxed state, the humble abode almost grandfatherly in its makings
"Have you ever loved? Or been loved?"
>'I have felt the greatest love, as well as the first love.'
>Spend hours talking to her and listening to her "boy troubles", mostly involving her friend looking at her like a poleaxed oxen instead of just talking to her
>She allows you to kiss her hand when she departs, drawing it, whispering that "It's hot."
>Spirit yourself deep into the woods, finding the spring you've always bathed in
>Lady Moon's gibbous shape still manages to give you enough light for your nightly prayers
>It's funny, how the glass-like surface of the spring reminds you of your birth place, and of your old bed chambers... With her
>No no, best not dwell on the past. It causes the scars to ache.
>High above the world of Men and Monsters, a single tear rolls down the face of a celestial mother
>Watching her beloved son bathe in supplication to her, knowing he would never feel her embrace again

>> No.16374130

>>16374118
If we are talking about my waifu but as a M then just teasing and some rough but looving fuck. If it's a random girl then it will involve punches, kicks, stomping, whipping, diet of cum and eating it from dirty places such as the ground or after it drips from her gapping cunt and ass.

>> No.16374136

>>16374130
>diet of cum
At least it isn't a cum enema.

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16374137

>>16374090
>How do you feel about cloaca on reptilian girls?

But she poops from there...

>> No.16374141

>>16374090
Cloacas are an awful meme.

>> No.16374143

>>16374130
Imagine I'm posting a reaction image to show my disgust.

>> No.16374146

>>16374143
That is the same face I would make towards the girl.

>> No.16374151

>>16374137
That doesn't stop Anubisfags.

>> No.16374152

>>16374100
The more competent the Zaku, the less green it gets.
>>16374120
Fair point, I should have said not green= not dead.

>> No.16374158

>>16374152
So if you put a spot of green pain on any non-green Zaku, it will die eventually?

>> No.16374159

>>16374125
It's actually worse than that because in Japan Gwyndolin is typically depicted as a clit dick futanari

>> No.16374160

>>16374137
Where can I find that book they're reading?

>> No.16374162

>>16374125
>has a full pledged vagina, womb, and ovaries
>trapshit

>> No.16374165
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16374165

>>16374100

>> No.16374168

>>16374005
THIS IS NO ZAKU BOY

>> No.16374171

>>16374165
I see a blank there.

>> No.16374173
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16374173

>>16373828
I've been commissioning Yeti art for the past 8 months, I'm not much of a writer though

>> No.16374175

>>16374158
They usually die regardless if they aren't an important villain.

>> No.16374178

>>16374171
Reload the page then.
>>16374173
Will you ever consider a Yeti with braided hair?

>> No.16374192

>>16370670
...No harm in trying, Anon.

>> No.16374207
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16374207

I got the new 4koma book today, got some nice pages.

It's nice getting some pictures of drunk Miia, probably gonna be commissioning some of her and Wock soon.

Hoping someone scans their book soon so I don't have to use this shitty picture.

>> No.16374214

>>16374207
Drunk Miia and Wock sounds too lewd.

>> No.16374219

>>16374207
SlapStickStrike drew EMG stuff?

>> No.16374221

>>16374126
That doesn't sound that bad.

>> No.16374225

>>16374173
>I'm not much of a writer though
Writing is easy though, writing well is the difficult part. Especially with an audience as nitpicky as this thread, which ironically works to its advantage because they keep the furries and the faggots out.

>> No.16374228

>>16374178
I almost got the school uniform Yeti with #29 hair but I figured that would be too many things to ask of Luth and didn't want to be greedy

I may commission a a Yeti with #24 or #29 hair from this chart sometime
http://i.imgur.com/qKzURZw.png

>> No.16374246

>>16374228
Perfect

>> No.16374253

>>16374207
I want to like this artist,
like the art is good but I just cant fap to it. you know

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16374260

That's like, your opinion, man.

>> No.16374265

>>16374090
If the girl is hot, fuck her.

That's my rule regardless of what her downstairs arrangements are like.

>> No.16374310

>>16374265
How does cloaca hygiene even work? It's a wastehole that doubles as a wagina. Seems like it would smell pretty awful regardless.

>> No.16374323

>>16374310
MGs don't poop.

>> No.16374324

>>16373797
Porker's? Where have I heard that before?

>> No.16374334

>>16374323
I'm conflicted about this. It's nice that they don't do something like that, but it feels so weird.

>> No.16374342
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16374342

How do you like your angels?

>> No.16374344

>>16374334
I'm half joking.
But if you elected to go for the "fucking in lieu of food" route, that'd actually be true.

>> No.16374347

>>16374310
>Seems like it would smell pretty awful regardless
That's okay, my sense of smell is so shit that I probably wouldn't notice.

Sometimes having a gimped sense is a blessing.

>> No.16374355

>>16374342
Busty winged titcows.

>> No.16374363
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16374363

>>16374342
Small, busty, and coordinated.

>> No.16374365

>>16374342
Big, busty, soft.

>> No.16374369

>>16374342
Like honey and cremé

>> No.16374376

>>16374342
I don't have a preference.

>> No.16374403

Reminder that if you waifu was real she wouldn't want anything to do with you.

>> No.16374412

>>16374403
>I have a fundamental misunderstanding of what a waifu is

>> No.16374413

>>16371819
Target audience anon.

>> No.16374416

>>16374403
>implying she has a choice

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16374423

>>16374403
>implying I'm not fully prepared for a devilbug harem

>> No.16374426

>>16374403
Remind her that if I was real I wouldn't love her.

Just kidding waifu, please don't get sad.

>> No.16374442

>>16374342
Being fucked and begging not to taint them with my seed.

Angels are for corrupting.

>> No.16374450

>>16374442
Corruptionfags are worse than niggers.

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16374458

>>16374423
Devilbugs are 10/10 now, I actually want a harem of them.

>> No.16374469

>>16374458
Those spikes look like they hurt though.

>> No.16374472
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16374472

>>16374450
>being this wrong

>> No.16374474

>>16374458
I'm not the only one who's annoyed by KC's recent "clothes under monster parts" fad, right?

>> No.16374478

>>16374469
They won't hurt, that's what mamono mana is for.
>>16374474
It's not a new thing, he's been doing it at least as far back as Weresheep.

>> No.16374483

>>16374344
So wait, a smelly NEET monstergirl is smellier because she has to run on crude fuel and a successful one has an econoclean digestive tract optimized for semen?

This means that starting your Anubutt on semen early will help her in high school onward.

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16374484

Please remember not to bully the weresheep but to instead use them as a living daki. After all, their wool is a great sleeping aid.

>> No.16374497

>>16374090
>People are okay with cloacas but not horse pussy
They're both animal parts either way you closet furries.

>> No.16374499

>>16374497
Jokes on you I'm fine with both

>> No.16374502

>>16374484
I'm gonna shave her and make mittens from her wool, just a little shave

>> No.16374507

>>16374497
So are paws, claws, tentacles etc and nobody bats an eye at getting jerked off with those

>> No.16374511

>>16374474
To be fair those are "fake" and just designed to look like they go underneath the monster parts.
>>16374478
Weresheep though, yeah I have no god damn idea how that one works.

>> No.16374516

>>16374173
Been commissioning? So there's more?

>> No.16374532

New profile when

>> No.16374535

>>16374532
Hopefully this weekend.

>> No.16374537

>>16374484
But what if I want to do both?
>see a meek weresheep in the halls at school
>pin her up against the wall where no one can see us
>"Listen, you cute little fluffball, I'm going to go take a nap in the storage shed during lunch. You better be there to help me sleep, or else I'm gonna tutor you for Sex Ed."
>at this distance you can actually feel the heat coming off her beet-red face

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16374548

They're saying it's actually gonna snow where I live, I haven't seen snow in years, so I'm really excited.

What snowey-themed activities would you do with your Monster Wife? Assuming she can go outside of course.

>> No.16374551

>>16374537
>sheepbullying

MOAR

>> No.16374557

>>16374548
I wish my waifu could have other waifu friends in artwork.

>> No.16374565

>>16374484
I want to scare that sheep

>> No.16374567

>>16374548
>What snowey-themed activities would you do with your Monster Wife?
Test winter oriented equipment.
>Assuming she can go outside of course.
Automatons could handle the cold since they aren't bound to encounter electricity.

>> No.16374572

>>16374548
Go on walks down main street while the snow falls around us. Look into the sky as the flakes swirl around the gas light street lamp before falling into a drift together and making love.

>> No.16374578

>>16374548
Smash her with a sledgehammer after she freezes, then bring her back inside and watch all the pieces melt and reform like T-1000

>> No.16374579

>>16374537
>See sheep in the library, reading some kind of dry, droll book
>This study hall is boring the fuck out of you
>"You're my pillow for today."
>She starts 'awawawa'ing as you lean into her and use her considerable fuwa-fuwa wool as a nice cushion
>It's nice and soft, but also ludicrously warm
>It's like her entire body is going supernova just from close quarters contact with a human boy

>> No.16374583

>>16374548
You wouldn't happen to live in Texas would you? Because I was in Dallas when that ice storm came through a few years ago and shut the entire south down. Fun times.
That said fuck the cold we're staying in and cuddling.

>> No.16374587

>>16374532
Atlach-Nacha soon

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16374597

>>16374537
>>16374579
Weresheep have never sounded so appealing.

>> No.16374599

If a monster girl married a single man with a son, would she raise him to be the best husband that she could? Would she find a nice monster girl to be his "friend"?

>> No.16374602

>>16374587
Can't wait for her release so after her we're closer to a good girl

>> No.16374603

>>16374597
Shortstack weresheep are even better.

>> No.16374605

>>16374599
Well she's got the old bull, she'd move on to the young stud, probably.

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16374612

>>16374551
>summer comes and she shaves off her excess wool
>tell her to come by the storage shed during lunch because you want to "confirm something"
>she shows up, but doesn't see you as she walks inside
>that's when you jump out behind her, close the door, and grab her pudgy belly
>"Haha, I thought I felt something under all that fluff whenever I squeezed you tight. Looks like you're a good pillow even without your wool."
>she's breathing heavily and fidgeting as you continue to knead her plump body all over

They don't call me the Wooly Bully for nothing!

>> No.16374613

>>16374599
>Would she find a nice monster girl to be his "friend"?
Provided she has unwed siblings or cousins/aunts she most likely would.

>> No.16374617

>>16374612
The best!
Squishy and soft!

>> No.16374621

>>16374612
>the Wooly Bully
10 out of fucking 10

>> No.16374627

>>16374597
>Spend an afternoon after school hugging and snuggling your Weresheep pillow from behind
>Maybe dry humping her a little bit
>See her the next day at school, wool shorn into the short hair, she's talking with a Crow Tengu, a Djinni of the Jar, and an Oomukade
>"Me and Anon went all the way! He even took my first time!"
>She's holding up her right hand with her thumb between her middle and index fingers, spotting you
>"Ah! Anon! Tell them how we did it!"
>Stare at her, long and hard.
>"I don't know you, my girlfriend isn't nearly as vulgar as that."
>Her optimism and spirit: Shattered
>The three other monsters are sniggering at her, with the Crow Tengu pulling out her "Human Boy Personalities for Dummies"
>She demands you snuggle her twice as hard to make up for the lack of wool, crying because you were so mean to her earlier

>> No.16374629
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16374629

>>16374578
Careful there.

Best to keep her heart with you. The slime is water, but the core is where the waifu lies.

>> No.16374632

>>16374613
It would be kinda funny to see the MG mother giving her unwed sibling a list of things he likes and then letting him stay with her for week. If they're not married by then end of that week then they need professional help.

>> No.16374635

>>16374627
That's not bullying, that's just being an asshole

>> No.16374637

>>16374627
Gonna ruffle her hair and nibble her ears making remarks about how she's a lewd girl that's asking for it.

>> No.16374639

>>16374627
Weresheep get rapey when shaved.

>> No.16374642

>>16374635
If she's acting like a slut, you don't treat her like a lady, Anon. This is Bitch Management 101.

>> No.16374643

>>16374605
The fuck are you talking about

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16374646

>>16374612
Oh no! It's the Wooly Bully! Run!

>> No.16374652

>>16374642
You could just drag her off and tell her not to be a slut in public.

>> No.16374659

>>16374639
>werebully gets husbando in front of the other mgs
>even the ushi oni objects to how rough shes being

>> No.16374660

>>16374652
Also acceptable.

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16374661

>>16373766
>>16373780
>>16373788
>>16373819
>>16373807
>>16373829

>> No.16374662

>>16374646
>tfw no fat-bottomed loli to sit on your face

>> No.16374663

>>16374661
Man, Purplecats get into everything.

>> No.16374666

>>16374661
But I can't give her fat cat ass!
They don't accept that payment.

>> No.16374668

Can you kabedon a weresheep or do you fall asleep and slump over them?

>> No.16374670

>>16374663
All so you'll get into them.

>> No.16374671

>>16374661
Where do they make such Thick succubi?

>> No.16374673

>>16374661
Lucky bastard gets a fat-bottomed Cheshire and Thiccubus.

>> No.16374676

>>16374661
How much do you have to pay for that Thiccbuss anyhow?

>> No.16374680

It's fun when the vidya you play makes you want a monster girl like the girls in it.

>tfw no short, smug, haughty dragon to "umu" you

>> No.16374681

>>16374668
What's a kabedon? Is it anything like the legendary kabedan?

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16374685

>>16374661

>> No.16374688
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16374688

>>16374680
A shortstack Dragon with Nero's personality and ROMA enhanced aesthetic would be grand.

>> No.16374689

>>16374668
>Kabedon a Weresheep
>Her wool is making you sleepy
>End up slumping into her arms
>You're bigger than her so she's caught going "awawawawawa!" while your face is in her cleavage
>Other monsters cheering her on for being so risque at school

>> No.16374693

>>16374688
>All that UMU

Nice.

>> No.16374697

>>16374688
Especially if she was short.

I could pick her up.

>> No.16374699

>>16374685
Anon no, butts can't laugh!

>> No.16374704

Milk the shortstack Weresheep.

>> No.16374706

>>16374661
>let's see how smug those cheshires are when I have to pay for my pizza a 'different way'

>> No.16374708

>>16374689
Das cute.

>> No.16374717

>>16374689
>Succubus principal walks by and comments about "the springtime of youth"
>while the Paladin vice principal looks on in disgust

>> No.16374719

>>16374516
I have one more currently coming, should be finished soon

>> No.16374742

Is there a resource that shows what the natural distribution of monster girls would be if they were real in our world? Obviously we have Japan, just not sure about the distribution of other species.

>> No.16374746
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16374746

>>16371750

>> No.16374749

>>16374742
Lots of spiders and injun snakes here in central USA.

>> No.16374754
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16374754

how do I digital art

>> No.16374755

>>16374749
Makes me wonder if Elves would be native North Americans.

>> No.16374759

>>16374746
>Wendidrill
An intimidating power to have.

>> No.16374761

>>16374754
Learn how to art first.

>> No.16374763

>>16374746
It's treason then

>> No.16374765

>>16374755
They'd be european, wouldn't they? I thought they came from finland or something.

>> No.16374774

>>16374765
>I thought they came from finland or something.
Nordic mythology.
So Finland isn't entirely wrong.

>> No.16374777

>>16374746
Is this how ultimate Wendies fight?

>> No.16374778

>>16374774
Yeah, I'm not crazy about elves. Not that there's anything wrong with them. I do like the orc/elf offspring from that one comic. Looks pretty cool.

>> No.16374786

>>16374778
>I do like the orc/elf offspring from that one comic.
What comic now?

>> No.16374792

>>16374754
Practice makes perfect Anon! Everyone has to start somewhere.

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16374796

>>16374754

>> No.16374799

>>16374754
You keep drawing. Art fairy is proud of you anon.

>> No.16374800

>>16374786
You know, that one comic where the elf feigns fear of being raped and shit, but the orc literally doesn't even give a shit about the elf at all. Someone did like a fanart of their lovechild.

>> No.16374803

>>16374746
>When you refuse to give stretchy anime meat to a pack of hungry Wendigos

>> No.16374805

>>16374796
Aww

>> No.16374814

Apparently there is a creature in african mythology that rides ants and uses poisoned arrows to kill people who call them small.

>> No.16374828

>>16374814
So a loli that rides Giant Ants and then poison rapes men who call her a tiny flattie?

>> No.16374829

>>16374661
Fucking memecats. they should be tosed in the river.

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16374838

>>16374796

>> No.16374839

>>16374838
Make the fairy turn the glock style glock into a dildo.

>> No.16374840

>>16374838
Oh shit.

>> No.16374845

>>16374838
Do not shoot snek!

>> No.16374852

>>16374796
That's pretty cute.

>> No.16374856

>>16374838
Hand over the art.

>> No.16374865

>>16374828
Anyone who doesn't give them a wide berth(as to act as though they are giant) when they walk get shot with erotic poison then are dragged off to be raped by ants.

Always wears oversized clothing.

>> No.16374913

>>16374838
DONT

>> No.16374941

>>16374838
at least start with those dragons and their mansluts

>> No.16375039

>>16374742
one thing is for sure tons of brown girls

>> No.16375057

>>16374838
>image 300
>we will never know what happened to little snek and art fairy

;_;

>> No.16375063

>>16374838
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!

>> No.16375077

>>16375057
She died. Someone made a new thread for her.

>> No.16375125

We're literally two threads away from falling off the board, you really didn't have even that much patience? For fucks sake.

>> No.16375127

>>16371661
music, I already did it once

>> No.16375132

>>16375125
And here I was itching to make a new thread once this one archived, but nope.

>> No.16375133

>>16375125
Careful or you will get banned.

Happened to me

>> No.16375141

>>16374838
Is this supposed to be some sort of National Lampoon shoutout?

>> No.16375150

>>16375141
what?

>> No.16375154

>>16375150
Since pics are out of the question...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/Natlamp73.jpg

>> No.16375164

>>16366832
i'll take a pink fuck

>> No.16375172

>>16366855
>specific waifu
my waifu is fifty feet tall and constructed of some sort of shiny and mysterious indestructible alloy- she can transform into a thirty foot tall dual-well breville espresso machine. she's too large to fit into the home i purchased with my meager savings, so we eat meals in the backyard where she cooks on an hugely oversized grill.

>> No.16375180

Looks like Latenight drew a ProtoKiki grinding her pussy on a table.

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