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Treat your Dark Mages manatanks with the utmost love and care.

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>> No.16470092
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>When the succubus doesn't have horns or a tail or blue skin or black sclera but is still insanely hot

>> No.16470101
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16470101

Why are the reasons you like your MG over the others?

>Vampire
>Mostly human compared to other MG
>Warmest wing hugs
>Perfect amount of sharpness in her nails to rake
>Can get impregnated with more than 1 daugheru at once
>Elegant yet doesnt mind going all wild out
>Not weak to silver
>Garlic makes her go doki doki
>Not weak to silver
>Blood bites are supposedly pleasurable for both people involved

>> No.16470124

>>16470081
Wow! Nice tanks! Sugoi!

>> No.16470138
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>>16470101
>Anubis
>noble in nature
>very loyal
>protective
>likes to plan ahead of things making herself very organised
>bossy/dominant
>bosses me around
>beautifully brown
>Fluffy tail!
>Big huge meaty paws!
>! !
>cute ears
>very intelligent
>honourable, very cultured and traditional
>her homeland is beautiful
>she's beautiful
>her eyes are amazing

She's perfect!

>> No.16470140

>>16470138
>!.!

nobody really explained to me before, what are those "!" runes for?

>> No.16470145

>>16470140
They're simply decorative.

>> No.16470152

>>16470092
That isn't Ahobaka I hope.

>> No.16470155

>>16470101
No matter how much I convince myself to find a waifu, she just never comes.

>> No.16470159

>>16470152
Who else would it be?

>> No.16470164

>>16470159
Fuck.

>> No.16470165

>>16470140
Culture isn't it. It may be a sign of hierarchy? Maybe a sign of her position in the kingdom? Maybe it's a warning sign to any body who wishes to kiss that belly?

>> No.16470166

>>16470164
What's wrong?

>> No.16470169

>>16470140
I like to think that they change symbols with her mood, but I think >>16470145 is probably right.

>> No.16470175

>>16470155
Well, that's not how it works typically.
Most of the "dedicated" waifu-havers (waifuists? waifers? waifumen?) that I've run into obtain them by serendipity, i.e. while not actively searching, some girl occurs to them or is otherwise discovered who catches their heart.

>> No.16470176

>>16470124
Dark Mage tiddies and ass grow larger the more of their husbandos spirit energy they take in.

>> No.16470177

>>16470101
>Demon
>Wing hugs I'm with you bro
>Elegant Eyes
>Beautiful Blue skin that you can lose yourself in
>Actually feels like she is supposed to protect me
>Despite the coldness, has a massive caring heart
>Wants to be with only you, contract or no contractBut wants the Contract
>Could make you immortal Depending if you want to be an Incubus
>More lewdness when she feels like
>Ears begging to be nibbled
>Long and thick tail
>Incredible figure no matter her ageI mean mature figure. Loli is not my taste, if its yours cool then
>Overall Classy woman

They melt my heart, what can I say?

>> No.16470179
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>>16470101
>One of the less, if not one of the LEAST rapey MGs
>prefers to use intelligence and actual seduction to get what she wants instead of just brute force
>Canonically a switch, loves both Dom and Sub play
>very housewifely, likes to cook favorite foods and buy outfits you want her to wear
>ripe as fuck skin tone, black sclera and red eyes, dear fucking god those legs and HIPS
>[S I N F U L] and knows it

Just perfect

>> No.16470180

>>16470177
That's a good choice anon.

>> No.16470181

>>16470169
That might be true for chimera's amulet. At least in the difference between the profile art and the bonus art

>> No.16470185

>>16470177
>>16470179
>>16470180
THE BLUEBERRY CABAL GROWS

>> No.16470189

>>16470179
The perfect girl

>> No.16470192

>>16470138
You took the words right out of my mouth, I love my Anubis so much. Your waifu sounds great, too. What kind of things does she like to do?

>> No.16470194
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>>16470177
If only crossbreeds existed (Chimera doesnt count), i would really like the pointy ears and tail on a vampire to nibble on

but her wings suffice for now,i feel safe when she wraps me around them

>> No.16470199

>>16470176
Wait KC legit included fucking hourglass expansion for a monstergirl?!
Is this real life? Is she getting alot of appropriate fanart?!

>> No.16470207

>>16470155
>>16470175
Am waifufag, can confirm.

>> No.16470219

>>16470181
Occasionally, Chimaera can contain other species beyond the ones listed in the profile; in this case, perhaps the amulet varies as a result.
Or maybe it's unrelated and I'm thinking about it too hard.

>> No.16470221

>>16470199
One thing to note is that while they can get thick tiddies and ass, they'll never get to hyper levels fortunately enough.

>> No.16470224

>>16470221
Well that's good. Still, gat damn

>> No.16470249

>>16470192
You're a man of fine taste I see. Well my Anubis like to design things. An architect if you will. And I'd love to watch her and I'd help her make models of her designs. She's such a clever girl.

And when we visit the human world on vacations I can buy her legos to build! She'd love those! I know my daughteru will love them aswell. What about you anon? What does your Anubis do in her spare time?

>> No.16470306

>>16470175
I don't think I've ever felt that for an MG. Ever.

>> No.16470308

>>16470249
Anubi really do have a knack for building things, don't they? I'm sure you and your waifu will be great parents when the time comes!

My Anubis loves gardening in her free time. She has a bunch of nice flowerbeds that she tends to everyday, a small pond that grows water lilies her favourite flowers, and a small vegetable patch that we use for meals. She loves it when I play my guitar and sing for her while she gardens, but likes it even more if I help her instead.

>> No.16470311
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16470311

Would you?

>> No.16470313

>>16470311
What manner of mutt is that?

>> No.16470321

>>16470311
What a bizarre specimen.

>> No.16470329

>>16470308
>garden

That sounds adorable! And a such a good idea.

>spoiler

That's cute anon. Sounds like it would be so peaceful.

So where do you and your waifu live? The human world?

>> No.16470332

>>16470311
No, I'd go after the studentsnek or teacherbirb

>> No.16470334

>>16470311
Looks anons! She won something. Every should be proud of her. But what competition did she win?

>> No.16470340

>>16470311
>Is just missing the last two joints of each finger
Ew

>> No.16470341

>>16470311
Still no real clue what she is, but she's cute. No chest in sight, but nice hips and very molestable ears.

>> No.16470346

>>16470311
>Dargoth was 20% finished translating this before the latest MGQ abortion was released
I fucking hate MGQ so much

>> No.16470347

>>16470334
Most impure genes, ohohohohoho!

>> No.16470350

>>16470334
ママ最高

>> No.16470351

Remember, Salamander Scouts hold honor and justice as the highest of standards, and failure to adherence to the creed results in just recompense. Usually in the form of punishment from one's waifu.

>> No.16470355
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16470355

>>16469345
Anubis in specially designed earmuffs

>> No.16470361

>>16470329
>That sounds adorable!
It really is, she's always so happy when she's outside, digging in the dirt.

>Where do you and your waifu live? The human world?
Yeah, we live in the human world. She grew up in the Desert Kingdom, and never really got to travel outside of the palace and the surrounding area, so she really wanted to settle down in a different place that was a bit quieter and less deserty. The place we live gets snow in the winter, so we actually got a small greenhouse built for her so she still has her garden during the winter.

What about you two? Do you live close to where she's from? What's it like there?

>> No.16470363

>>16470351
Either that's Yuri, or you're suggesting they name a boy's organisation after something female

>> No.16470366

>>16470355
I'd learn how to knit and soe for my Anubis waifu just so I could make her custom clothing that would fit comfortably for her. I do it for her.

>> No.16470374

>>16470363
Damn it Anon, It's just a program instituted for Salamanders to become honorable and just girls.

>> No.16470376

How can I hide from hellhounds

>> No.16470381

>>16470376
You can't.

Not for long, anyways.

>> No.16470382
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16470382

>>16470376
Sign here.

>> No.16470385

>>16470306
I mean, mine isn't just "an MG," she's an existing character.
I'm pretty surprised that people can pull full-blown waifus out of what are "species average" profiles.

>> No.16470390

>>16470385
Do not doubt the power of inferring based on info from the profiles.

>> No.16470392

>>16470385
I like to think I take a lot of care to milk every little detail out of the source material to extrapolate personality quirks or things like that when writing greentexts in general or when I fleshed out my waifu. Its a fun creative process.

>> No.16470393

>>16470361
I like the idea of living in the desert kingdom. It would feel more at home for her and it's a change for me. And beside it would be warm and beautiful.
She could continue work at the kingdom if she wants and I'd love to work in the house. Although I'm seriously considering buying a holiday home in the human world. The desert is unique, but it doesn't have lovely winters where we can build snowmen and have fun together. It doesn't have cozy warm fires in the winter you can snuggle up to. And it doesn't have any sort of beautiful forests. I think my waifu would love seeing a forest for the first time. So I guess I'm conflicted at the moment. But it will all work out when our waifus come.

>> No.16470412

>>16470393
You see, I don't think I would be able to live in a desert like that, but I guess that's probably from growing up and living in a place that gets snow nearly for half the year. I would just love to see my waifus face light up in excitement and wonder when she wakes up to fresh snowfall for the very first time. Going for a walk through a snow covered forest would probably blow her mind, too. Also, cuddling with her under a blanket in front of the fireplace while there's a blizzard outside its pretty awesome, too.

>> No.16470417

>>16470382
Is that some sort of restraining order?

>> No.16470420

>>16470382
I'll oblige to this.

>> No.16470425

>>16470412
I love the two places so much. I guess me and my waifu can make a compromise. We spend half the year in the kingdom and half the year in my homeland. Then we can both get to see the wonders of it. I'd speak to the Pharoah and see if it was ok.

>> No.16470426
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>>16470101
>Dragon
>Wing Hugs Winghugs a bestest
>Acts tough but becomes soft with a daughter
>Protective and gentle.
>Makes me feel like i am actually worth something and not some flithy trash
>Usually older
>You're HER treasure
>Eyes and a smile that's worth more then anything
>Overprotective of you and your daughters
>Can go doki-doki if you call her your own treasure.

Dragons a cuuuuuuuuuute.

I already went over this with you anons last thread.

>> No.16470449
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16470449

>Working out at MGC gym
>its the January rush, so lots of anons and Monstergirls are keeping the place packed
>Just hoping to get some legwork in and call it a day
>head over to the freeweights section, its packed with all manner of Oni, Ushi, Trolls, Ogres, Dragons going hard
>Hear a loud grunt and a sound like a steam engine coming from your right
>Hueg muscly Holstaur is trying to finish a set of squats but can't finish the last one
>Rush over instinctively and offer what little help you can, finally get the bar racked and pull the Holst to a seated position
>Her face is so red you're afraid if she looks in one of the wall mirrors she'll enrage, but she stammers out a 'thank you'
>Says she, too, is annoyed by all the casuals coming in and taking up all the space so she tried to just get a set in by herself while the rack was open
>Ask her if she wants to work out together
>Blushes even more, but agrees and the two of you share a great workout
>Buys you a protein shake afterward, and before she leaves stammers out that she wouldn't mind meeting up to work out again or maybe meeting up outside too
>You're left with aching legs, a half-finished protein shake and a slip of paper with a number on it
>You can officially confirm you made gains today

>> No.16470454

>>16470417
Of sorts!

>> No.16470473

>>16470449
Muscle MGs are the best, without a doubt.

>> No.16470475

>>16470177
>implying loli demons wouldn't have an incredible bottom-heavy figure

>> No.16470481

>>16470475
Demon ass is already some of the phattest in the business, I shudder to think what unadulterated power a true loli or better yet shorstack Demon could have in her rump

>> No.16470490

>>16470473
>>16470449
>Work out with her a few times
>She says she has a bodybuilding competition coming up and she wants you to oil her up for it

>> No.16470492
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>>16470101
>Automatons
>Magitek robot grills
>Typically kuudere, don't express their feelings very well
>Yearns to get pregnant with their Mastahs daughteru if the Gremlin profile is to be believed
>Fit onee-san criteria
>Feetless design appeals to my /m/ sensibilities
>Bound to be modular
>Can probably commission a Dorf or Gremlin to develop Gundam themed armor and weaponry for them
>Thicc simulacrum bodies
>Advanced pussy technology and Demonic Energy allows them to mold it to your dicks shape
>Might even have a faux butthole to ravage
>Don't even need to move their hips while they milk your dick
>"Assess" you by licking you all over with their slick tongues
>Species population is likely decent
>Which means Automatons of assorted shapes, sizes, colorschemes, bodytpes, hairstyles, armaments, etc.

>> No.16470498

>>16470101
>Dragon
>Lizards are cool, always loved scales
>Over protective
>Will treat you like the most precious treasure in the world
>Mostly haughty
>Sweet on the inside
>Lean and sweet fit body
>Wing hugs, normal hugs and tail wraps
>Can heat you up with fire and cool you down with scales
>Switch
>Strong and can make you stonger
>Sad fate that you can protect
>Smile to protect from the loneliness and zombification
>Can give extra warm kisses
>Good defence and offense
>Lays eggs
>Eggs are rare and thus when you get one it's extra special
>Is extremelly pure
>Most are virgins that will turn down sex
>Famous for being evil
>Perfect for healing
>Big claws and feet to massage and touch
>Beutiful horns to polish
>Big heart to love

And many more.

>> No.16470502

>>16470490
Wait, did you say... It's time to oil up!?
https://youtu.be/6dQst2KFJRQ

>> No.16470508

>>16470502
>>16470490
>It's not a bodybuilding competition at all
>It's a fucking oil wrestling tournament between all manner of muscly, dire-sized MGs
>You're very thankful you brought your baggy pants

So what species would win?

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>>16470475
>loli demons wouldn't have an incredible bottom-heavy figure
So they'd be Devils that can actually grow up.
Also, you know a funny fact about the Demon? The first bit of lewd art she got was just a loli version of her.

>> No.16470513

>>16470475
I was just saying I like mature Demons. I don't want to look down on my waifu or feel like I'm robbing the cradle. That is just me though.

>> No.16470514
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>>16470508
Kiki. Nothing can compete with the slav-plex.

>> No.16470522
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>>16470514
A CHALLENGER APPEARS

>> No.16470531

>>16470514
>>16470522
>>16470508
ADVANCED CUDDLING
NO ONE CAN HOPE TO DEFEAT THE AB-DOMINAL SNOWOMAN

>> No.16470539

>>16470510
Demons and Devils have quite a bit of differences to their personality traits and stuff, it wouldn't exactly be the same thing.

>> No.16470541
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>>16470508
I'd eagerly assist practicing with unconventional grappling techniques in bedtop sports competition.

>> No.16470542

>>16470541
Jesus, she went overboard on the lube.

>> No.16470547
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>>16470179
And the flavours they could come in.
I just restarted this but fuck.
Had a hard drive die on me.
RIP 256GB from 2005
Trying to find a nice milky blue/purple

>> No.16470554
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>>16470101
>Hellhound
>Fun and wild
>Loyal wolfu
>Dominant
>Big fluffy paws
>Velvety soft ears
>Soft and fluffy tail and cleavage fluff
>Keeps you warm on even the coldest nights

>> No.16470562

>>16470547
Make an Old Glory colored Demon one day.

>> No.16470563

>>16470547
Please delete WIP pics if you plan on posting more as you go or the finished product in this thread. Otherwise it just burns image count. Thanks.

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>>16470547
I lost my 500 gig drive from about five years ago. I feel you man.
Good thing I backed up my reaction folder or I would've lost stuff like this.

>> No.16470574

>>16470563
I'm not the demon-waifu dude from the past days, just the one who has come to love a milk-demon. I hear you though.

>> No.16470576

>>16470554
>Uncovered vagina
I'm surprised you haven't been vacation'd.

>> No.16470577

>>16470547
>>16470569
Now seems like as good a time as any to back up my shit again.

>> No.16470579
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>>16470101
>minoraurs
>huge
>come in golden brown varieties, amongst others
>muscles n'. milk
>maximum dominance
>rough or soft moo-snu
>touchable ears (and everything else)
>impressive horns
>great cuddlers
>come in herds

>> No.16470580

>>16470101
>Salamander
>Nice shade of brown
>Firm and fit
>Red scales
>A nice tail for rubbing the underside of
>Lays eggs
>High-Tempurature cuddles
>HONOR

What can I say, I'm a simple man.

>> No.16470581

>>16470101
>Kobold

>Fairly human
>Still have soft sensitive paws and long fluffy tails and pet-able floppy ears
>Greatest happiness is making the people she's closest to happy
>TAIL WAGGING
>Mostly submissive
>Incredibly loyal
>Automatically have a deep understanding of emotions and feelings
>Emotional connection is easy and natural and very comfy
>Will always know how to make you smile or feel good
>Love going on walks
>Innocent and happy demeanor basically all the time
>Perfect for petting
>Affectionate licking and nuzzling
>Cute!

I'd do anything for my Kobolds.

>> No.16470582

>>16470569
I managed to bring up my 256gb back to life to recover some stuff, then I disconnected it while it was still working and have it on the side. Figured why not retire it while it was still functional.
I'm such a sap when it comes to shit I've built or made ; ;

>>16470554
2nd favorite monster and best mofu

>> No.16470584
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16470584

>>16470547
Noice!!!! I look forward to seeing how it progresses!!! Welcome back!

>> No.16470589

>>16470562
I will try and do so!

>> No.16470590

>>16470580
>Egg laying as a plus
How do? Only pro I see is that it might make her a buttslut if she likes getting banged while laying

>> No.16470592

>>16470584
I'm thinking of milky white with a hint of blue/purple and her runes either vibrant white, or a vibrant purple. Armor, hair and accents I'm still debating.

>> No.16470593

>>16470589
Excellent. The old red, white, and blue would look good on a Demon.
Be sure to make Old Glory Blue her skin color though.

>> No.16470595

>>16470101
>Demon
>Cute and Lewd
>Beautiful horns
>HIPS
>Black Sclera and Blue Skin
>I'm very invested in the one I imagined.
I can't believe I stumbled on my waifu by complete and utter accident.

>> No.16470601

>>16470590
You get the benefit of taking care of eggs from them.

>it might make her a buttslut if she likes getting banged while laying

Um, what? Is this a normal thing among egg-layers? Not that I'm opposed to putting it up her butt.

>> No.16470602

>>16470554
If you're going to post the same image every thread, at least use one that's finished. And maybe (?) not get you reported.

>> No.16470608

>>16470592
Oou, no actual cow-print? Or would that be too cliche? I like the idea though. Is the hint of blue meant to represent veins?

>>16470593
I agree, its my patriotic duty to give it a try. I'll toss some stuff around, and of course I'll make sure the skin is on-Betsy-Ross-model

>>16470595
Maybe she found you after all these years, fellow blueberry lover

>> No.16470612

>>16470601
It was in one of those proto-EMG comics about proto-Papi. Monster girl logic and all that

>> No.16470616

>>16470612
Oh, now I remember it.

But, uh, I kinda headcannoed their eggs to be a lot bigger than what Papi layed in that one thing.

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16470621

>>16470101
>Crow Tengu
>Smart, quiet and reversed
>Little social skills ad likes to be alone, just like me
>Powerful
>Great sense of fashion
>Has red eyes, the best color.
>Long ears for nibbling
>Is a bit picky when it comes to men, so her love means a lot.
>Knows a lot of stuff to use in bed and is probably fine with playing a lot of roles.
>Lays eggs
>Big lovely wings for hugging you and preening
>Cute and strong talons
>Telling her mushy things would make her fuck you hard
>Mating season makes her prime for teasing and giving her a baby

>> No.16470622

>>16470608
>I agree, its my patriotic duty to give it a try. I'll toss some stuff around, and of course I'll make sure the skin is on-Betsy-Ross-model
Bless you.

>> No.16470623

>>16470616
>Headcannoed
Well, time for bed it seems.

>> No.16470627

>>16470608
I could go cowprint thighs
Monster blood, a odde to blueberry demons, you pick!

>> No.16470635

>>16470602
Hasn't been finished yet so far as I'm aware. Also it's the only not shit art I have of a Hellhound with abs. I'm just a slut for abs.

>> No.16470641

I want healing stories

>> No.16470646

Now, what would a dire kikimora look like?

>> No.16470653

>>16470646
big and muscley, like a dire should be

>> No.16470656
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16470656

This is a daiakuma.

>> No.16470675

>>16470641
http://pastebin.com/gFK4uqeS
http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt
http://pastebin.com/4f0BP4TF
http://pastebin.com/PwgdreTD
http://pastebin.com/axZbgNy2

>> No.16470678
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>>16470646
Like this, except more feral.

>> No.16470679

>>16470646
Imagine Mr. Clean.
Now add Kiki stuff.

>> No.16470682

>You're tied up naked to a chair in a backroom.
>Suddenly a Demon with neon pink hair and a sweet lolita dress saunters into the room.
>"There you are~! I was worried my producer found out about you~"
>She locks the door behind her and eagerly walks up to you before throwing something over her shoulder and sitting on your lap.
>Based on the fact that your dick was now in something wet and tight it's clear that what she threw were her panties.
>"Ehehehehe~ It's so stressful you know? Being an Idol and all. If I didn't have my cute little slaveboy, I wouldn't be able to get through the day!"
>You moan as she starts thrusting her hips, her gyrations making your sensitive dick twitch in anticipation beneath the veil of her skirt.
>"C'mon darling, make me feel re~al go~od."
>Hours pass as she milks load after load out of you.
>God you love roleplaying night.

>> No.16470694

>>16470646
Dire Mimi's are just those super combat maid tropes you see in anime and manga that carry tons of knives, guns, bombs, or kungfu in their skirt.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NinjaMaid

>> No.16470700

>>16470694
>tv tropes link
Why.

>> No.16470703

>>16470694
Maids, not mimi. Damn autocorrect

>> No.16470704
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16470704

>>16470682
I don't know who you are, or where you come from, but thank you for this
GOD damn roleplaying Demons are so fucking sexy, holy hell

>> No.16470706

>>16470700
Because if you're browsing this thread, you're not doing anything productive anyway so can afford to get su media in for a few hours

>> No.16470710

>>16470706
Afford to get sucked in*

>> No.16470712

>bring up the idea of making daugherus to my vampfu
>she states her vampire generation is clearly infertile because none of her sisters ever had childrens for centuries

what do i gotta do to convince her otherwise?

>> No.16470716

>>16470712
Take her to the child tree

>> No.16470720

>>16470704
The best thing about minor illusion powers is the ability to change some of the parts of her appearance, eliminating the need for body paint, wigs, or contacts.
With my waifu at least, the rest of the costume work is hers because she's a huge nerd.

>>16470712
Offer to test her theory with excessive mating presses.

>> No.16470721

>>16470712
LOTS of sex

>> No.16470722

>>16470712
Keep cumming inside her till she's pregnant, if she's infertile then there's no reason you shouldn't be able to cum inside, if she's not there's no reason you shouldn't cum inside.

>> No.16470726

>>16470513
>I was just saying I like mature Demons. I don't want to look down on my waifu or feel like I'm robbing the cradle. That is just me though.
Well, it is a matter of taste. Monsters are perverted and would probably just find the size and age difference exciting, though. If someone told a demon he feels like he's cradlerobbing, she'd probably respond with "you better keep the loot" or something.

>> No.16470735
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16470735

Big fit wolfus!

>> No.16470739

>>16470720
>>16470721
>>16470722

i guess its time to sneak some garlic on the bed,hopefully she wont wake up angry next morning

>> No.16470756

>>16470735
Misread that as "big tit wolfus."

>> No.16470759
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>>16470720
I feel you. Mine (and myself) enjoy the benefits as well.

>Wake up in pitch black darkness, arms chained to the wall behind while laying on something soft
>sounds like a damp cave, can faintly hear what sounds like wailing and torture in the distance
>suddenly hear ragged, distorted breathing
>Look up, two terrifying, feral, demonic glowing red eyes staring through the darkness
>fixated, staring as they get close and closer, hot breath and saliva dripping up on your legs below them
>eyes now inches away, staring, can see a wide gaping maw with jagged teeth and a sinister undulating tongue beneath as the demonic creature lowers itself onto you
>suddenly lunges forward with an earsplitting shriek and nibbles your ear, giggling as the lights come back on and teasing you for actually being a bit afraid that time, which you adamantly deny

Its a game we play that I'm hopelessly outmatched in

>> No.16470769

>>16470726
Ok, I love my mature Demon waifu for who she is but what you said just turned me into Yoshikage Kira.

How do I say this? I.....got a boner...

>> No.16470781

It occurred to me I've never sat down and read Spider and the Fly in one go, only bit by bit as I wrote it, but I actually like this. I'm sure I'll cringe later

>> No.16470786
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16470786

>>16470756
I have big tit wolfus too

>> No.16470790
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>>16470101

When I was hitting puberty, I got bitten by the catgirl bug. Hard. I was basically infected for the rest of my life.

Anyway, the cheshire really hits all the key points with me. She's fun and cheery, I'm depressed and boring. She's a guide, and I'm a trusting person. She's purple, and I like purple. Also I've always been fond of Alice in Wonderland and the concept of Wonderland as a whole. Our world is so limited, but who knows what fantastical possibilities exist in that place?

>> No.16470793

>>16470759
>No sharktoothed Demon childhood friend to coil her tongue around yours while riding you senseless
Damn it.

>> No.16470803

>>16470793
Damn man, you gave me a boner and sadness.

>> No.16470804

>>16470793
> no childhood friend
> no friend
Damn, I don't even need to have sex, I just want someone who cares that I exist.

>> No.16470808

>>16470793
>No CC Demon-wife that will illusion-roleplay a sexy librarian you have to eat out to please
>Then after sexytimes take a bath with together just to snuggle against one another

>> No.16470811
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16470811

http://pastebin.com/HB2iwazd

Weekly Fallen Brides translation update. It's a bit late and short (only 2,000 words) because work and keyboard problems kept me busy this week.

I hope you like this sex scene, because it goes on almost as long as the 10,000 word one in Sasha's chapter.

>> No.16470812

>>16470804
I care.

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16470813

>>16469342
>A soldier beetle having tea with a grizzly in the middle of the woods with an empty pot of honey on the side of the tree stump they're using on a table.
i almost drew a bear instead

>> No.16470816

>>16470811
Niceu!
>>16470813
Very niceu!

>> No.16470818

>>16470813
Good shit.

>> No.16470827

>>16470813
What program do you use?

>> No.16470833

>>16470827
i was given sai to draw with. i know alot of drawfriends use clip studio paint and photoshop

>> No.16470835

>>16470804
You know what, I've thought about this a lot lately.

The way I see it, everyone who hangs out in the same threads as me probably has enough in common that we could be good friends. I mean, when you break it down there are too many similarities we would have to share to end up in the same place, talking about the same thing.

If we met under different circumstances, we could be very close friends. Hell, it's possible that I might already know you from someplace else. I really think that if any of us met in person, we'd have a good chance of hitting it off even if none of us knew each other from the threads. I've had great conversations with other anons only to never see them again, or maybe I ran into the same guy a few times and never knew it. That's the kind of tragic thing about this website. It forces you to connect with others solely through what they're saying, then it takes them away.

I consider all of you my friends. Seriously. You all seem like a chill bunch of guys.

Take care of yourselves, yeah?

>> No.16470836
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16470836

Finished already! Art by Ramenwarwok, I really love how this piece came out!

Follow-up to this picture pending

>> No.16470848

>>16470836
>those claw covers
Cute.

>> No.16470852

>>16470835
After 11 years, I should think I could call many of the people on this Icelandic Fish-Cooking forum friends. Hang in there, pal.

>>16470836
That was pretty freakin fast. Like how it turned out. Poor gal needs to work on her hand/tentacle-eye coordination though.

>> No.16470863
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>>16470081
Is there anything sadder than a monstergirl trying to trick you into marriage?

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>>16470863
Fucking right?! How desperate can they get?

>> No.16470867

>>16470863
Tewi is cute.

>> No.16470868

>>16470863
I prefer coercion, myself

>> No.16470870

>>16470863
>Tewi
Are you a trustworthy fellow?

>> No.16470874

>>16470101
>Elf-Wight
>Undead
>Amazing body
>Undead
>It only gets better the more you fuck it.
>Ancient
>Could listen to her stories for hours on end with my head in her nice, cool, soft undead lap
>Stories of wars some centuries old
>Ancient elven kingdoms
>Ancient elven cultures
>Spectral claws, perfect for massages
>Refined, elegant and calm
>But it as inexorable as the tide when she wants to fuck, her face her usual calm, soft smile but her eyes burning with lust
>Can raise and command armies at a whim
>Cute molestable elf ears - gives her an opportunity to let out uncharacteristic cries and moans
>Lives in a bangin' castle
>Want for nothing, dedicate life to learning and loving waifu
>Collected a huge library of books
>Beautiful elven singing voice

>> No.16470875
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16470875

Take this lovely MGE styled Dragon Corrin courtesy of the /v/ drawthreads.
I implore you to, or else.

>> No.16470881

>>16470874
Good taste in busty cadavers.

>> No.16470883

>>16470874
Nice. Majestic, palace-d girls with command and elegance are best.

>> No.16470887
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16470887

Finally got my own encyclopedia!

>> No.16470889

>>16470887
You don't need to post a photo of the cover, or any photos of it at all for that matter.

>> No.16470891

>>16470870
Are you saying those aren't your kids?

>> No.16470893

>>16470887
>Goblin Slayer
Patrician taste.

>> No.16470902
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16470902

read that MGE Vol 2 is gonna be paperback
is the moon rune version hardcover?
is it too early to be shitting my pants?

>> No.16470908

>>16470902
My Japanese copy is paperback, but in color. My Japanese copy of volume 1 is the same style of paperback, but in black and white. My volume 1 is from a reprinting, though, so I don't know if they're all like that.

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>>16470902
Why is rape elf so lewd?
too bad she's gay for Funco

>> No.16470919
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16470919

gee it sure is boring around here. I guess here's something nobody is talking about about, The MGE2 Table of Contents Leaker on MGR had posted this on MGR.

>some google translate of MGE2 Desert kingdoms stuff about Khepri is that a lot of them remember the ancient eras and a theory the wondering scholar has heard is that Khepri are the soldiers,servants, and villagers of a pharaoh who died to Ancient Apophis with lingering regret of their fallen kingdoms and were thus reincarnated as the scarabs looking for their king to serve.

>> No.16470923

>>16470919
That's pretty fucking depressing

>> No.16470926

>>16470813
That bear has had too much honey!

>> No.16470929

>>16470919
Jesus

>> No.16470931

>>16470919
Are you suggesting...
...plot advancement? Or at least a hint of it? Monsters remembering the good ol days before 9/11 and yearning for war?

>> No.16470933

>>16470931
It's good ol days after 9/11.

>> No.16470935

>>16470101
>Wurm
>Big
>Strong
>Long
>Can literally wrap you up from head to toe
>Will only think about you for the most part
>Will aggressively pursue you
>Can be turned from ferocious fuck-beast into meek sex-kitten if you are good enough in bed
>Cute wurm daughters that coil around you when you go out with them

>> No.16470936

updated the quarter sack chronicles, more inbound soon.
http://pastebin.com/Whzq8uc3

for the uninitiated:
>possibly disturbed MC is spirited away to the monster realm
>quarter sacks
>coquettish charm
>swashbuckling adventure

>> No.16470939
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>>16470875
And nobody cares.

>> No.16470941

>>16470939
We're running a bit slow at the moment due to Demon blowjobs, please stand by.

>> No.16470950

>>16470935
>Will aggressively pursue you
>Can be turned from ferocious fuck-beast into meek sex-kitten if you are good enough in bed
I think I just realized the real reason why Wurms are so appealing.

>> No.16470955

>>16470950
But which, I ask to the thread, is better:

Lustful, rapist Monstergirls who turn into swooning, breathy meek messes in bed, or timid, cute Monstergirls who turn into crazed, desperate sex-goddesses in bed?

>> No.16470957
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16470957

>>16470101
>Kitsune

>Luxurious Fluffy Tails (up to 9!)
>Cute ears
>Smart and crafty
>Devoted Nature
>comes in DFC and Voluptuous variations
>Elegant
>Is lustful but hides it under subtlety rather than overt sexuality
>tempts partner into sex rather than coercing
>I like blondes, which more often than not is the stereotypical Kitsune haircolor
>Very Beautiful
Well Golly I just don't know

>> No.16470969

>>16470941
There are times when I think these threads have an aversion to new OC.

>> No.16470970

>>16470955
The first one.
A timid cute girl with a wild side is good, but a wild lewd girl with a cute side is better.

>> No.16470974

>>16470957

Man. I want to FUCK a fox.

>> No.16470975

>>16470969
Nah, not at all. It's a nice picture. Might not be everyone's cup of tea though.

>> No.16470976

>>16470974
I would like to marry one and have a happy family.

>> No.16470981

>>16470969
To be fair, it took me a few minutes to remember who Corrin is because I never played Fates.

>> No.16470982
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16470982

>>16470957
Damn right.

>> No.16470983

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0syeRFUUAAKSUk.jpg
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=50182582
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50182291
This guy draws some very good monstergirl outfits.

>> No.16470988

>>16470983
Pretty cute.
That third link though, hot damn. Stylized tiddies a best.

>> No.16470996

So does the Order actually know about the new changed nature of Monsters or are they still operating on the assumption that they're still all warmongering traditional monsters? And if they do know they've changed, is it just pride keeping them from being more lenient?

>> No.16470998

>>16470101
>Jinko
>Big and strong
>Taller than me
>Soft fur on powerful limbs
>Chuffsnuggles and other cute noises
>Abs and thighs
>Powerful and fast
>Likes to be held and have her ears rubbed and get belly rubs too
>Embarrassed when I tell her how cute she is

>> No.16470999

>>16470101
>Atlach-Nacha
>Right mix of monstrous and vanilla
>Wants to end the world
>Cares about nothing but spinning her web and her husband
>Can only be happy when she is with her husband
>Lolidom

It's mostly because I am a slut for chaos but without the part about her being always irritated by her venom unless her husband negates it with his essence I probably wouldn't have waifu'd her

>> No.16471006
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16471006

I think Wendigos and Were-Jaguars should be friends.

>> No.16471016

>>16470982
It's a beautiful smile to get lost in

>> No.16471035

>something is fucked between me and 4chan's image server
Goddammit.

>> No.16471036

>>16471035
>Succuvirus.exe has stopped working

>> No.16471041

>Finally get an update from the artist I'm commissioning saying it'll be a couple days till it's finished
Waiting is a bad time.

>> No.16471044

>>16471036
>Succuvirus.exe has run into an underage boy on the internet and is busy tracking his address.

>> No.16471049

>>16471041
What is it of?

>> No.16471052

>>16471006
They're going to play tag all day long
Poor Wendigo will run teary eyed because when her Werejaguar friend catches she starts biting her playfully but it still hurts a bit

>> No.16471055

>>16471049
Kobolds in relaxing bondage outfits.

>> No.16471056

>>16471052
Daria is a big girl, she can handle a few nibbles.

>> No.16471060
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16471060

>>16470982
>>16470976

>tfw centuries-old fox waifu will never put on her red eyeliner to seduce me

I must have done something to deserve this.

>> No.16471068
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16471068

>>16471060
>red eyeliner
it's so subtle but it's so fucking good holy shit
I want to stare up at her gorgeous eyes while she smiles down at me when I wake up in the morning

>> No.16471073

Does your waifu have any tattoos or birthmarks or other unique markings anon?

>> No.16471075

>>16471073
No, tattoos are trash and belong on Succubi tramps, Oni & Ogre bikers, Shark Sailors and Manticore Jailbirds.

>> No.16471077
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16471077

Birds are dumb

>> No.16471078

>>16470081
>when your fave MG gets no art
What's her name?

>> No.16471081

>>16471075
Hope you enjoy AVs anon, the Mofu Yakuza isn't going to take kindly to you insulting their grand tradition.

>> No.16471085

>>16471081
Yakuza don't scare me, just call me Mr. Libido!

>> No.16471086

>>16471075
your opinion is shit

i'm going to cum in your waifu then empty a packet of dry bread yeast in her cooch

>> No.16471089

>>16471073
No tattoos but I've never even considered birthmarks, I need some time to think about it

>>16471075
>>16471081
I was just about to say how awesome a Kitsune with a full back yakuza tattoo would be

>>16471077
Isn't that part of their charm?

>> No.16471090

>>16471073
My waifu has a tiny little birthmark right under the base of her tail. She didn't even notice it till I pointed it out to her, and she gets really embarrassed when I bring it up.

>> No.16471091

>>16471077
Take that back.

>> No.16471092
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>> No.16471094

>>16471089
>Kitsune takes off clothes
>her back is covered in a picture of a Ryu
Hmm, so the temple has fallen such hard times she has to pose for tattoo art now.

>> No.16471098

>>16471077
>you will never smack a fat Harpy butt

>> No.16471101

/fa/ Undead Mafia when?

>> No.16471102

>>16471077
But corvids are very intelligent!

>> No.16471107

>>16471073
Yeah.She has a cute beauty mark right above her lips on the right and a ton of tattoos running up and down her arms and legs. With a few on her body, all of which are pretty tasteful.

Shes an ink whore but that's what I like about her.

>> No.16471111

>>16471089
It'd be as beautiful as it is extensive.
Just curious, did you miss the Mofu Yakuza discussions?

>> No.16471113

>>16471073
Yeah, I assume all Demons have some standard lust rune tattoos since they even have them in the profile art. And though I think it might be canon based on the side image anyway, mine has the contract seal of our marriage right above her mons.

>> No.16471115

>>16471101
Undead Mafia doesn't even make any sense. What would they want?

>> No.16471117

>>16471089
>>16471073

Personally I prefer my wife not to have any Ink, but I won't bash on anyone who has or prefers Ink

>> No.16471118
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16471118

>>16470138
Amen my brother, amen. Best Girls far and away.

>>16470249
>>16470308
Both your waifus sound absolutely wonderful.

>> No.16471119

>>16471113
>mine has the contract seal of our marriage right above her mons.
Oh my.

>> No.16471120

>>16471073
My Hellhound waifu is too dark for tattoos and is very jealous of me because I have a few, but she does have a birthmark on her shoulder that she's a little self conscious about.

>> No.16471124
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16471124

Drunk Monstergirls are super cute.

I really love all of the little details in this picture.

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16471125

>>16471119
Right?
She... went longer than most without getting married, so she was a bit eccentric when we finally made it official. Not that I'm complainin'

>> No.16471128

>>16471115
Boys, Influence to get boys, money to get boys.

>> No.16471135

>>16471124
The trickle going all the way down Wock's chin and neck is a nice touch

>> No.16471140
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16471140

>Missed out on the Young Frankenstein talks
I ain't got no body~

>> No.16471142

>>16471140
Normal!
Abby Normal!

>> No.16471147

>>16471115
To be an analogue of the sicilian mafia.

>> No.16471148

>>16471073
Just some old magical, invisible elven tattoos that still light up whenever she pasts particularly powerful magic.

>> No.16471149

>>16471107
Forgot to add that she also has a lip ring on the left side of her lower lip. When she is thinking hard or trying to be sexy, she bites her lip giving her ring a bit of height.

>> No.16471157

>>16471140
>>16471142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1FLZPFI3jc

Which MG do you think would sing 'Putting On The Ritz' without getting embarrassed?

>> No.16471159

>>16471157
Mad Hatter. Maybe Alps because SUPER DUPER

>> No.16471165

>>16471157
Fuck, time for a rewatch

As >>16471159 said Mad Hatter for sure, Cheshire would probably get a kick out of it. Can't think of a big girl to side with her though.

>> No.16471171

>>16471149
Now I'm curious, who is this punky brewster?

>> No.16471190

>>16471111
I skimmed through it, although I do remember talking about the Kitsune mafia/gang a while back

>>16471117
Tattoos have a lot of bad connotations and they aren't something the vast majority of monster girls would ever do on their own but overall they aren't that degrading or visually unappealing
Just gotta find the right girl for it

>> No.16471192

>>16471140
Roll~ Roll~ Roll in ze haaay~

>> No.16471195

>>16471190
IT's just odd, we have two different camps of Kitsune fans. Those who like tatoos and those that don't. I think we can all get along though, we all love us some fluffy tail

>> No.16471201

>>16471171
My sexy blue Demon. Pretty sure she has a Pleasure Rune somewhere though. She's kind of hooked. No face/head tattoos though. Neck is OK as long as its not something stupid.

>>16471165
I'm thinking a severely drunk Oni or Jinko, just bribe with more drinks.

>> No.16471203

>>16471195
I guess there are the homely country shrine maiden Kitsune and the hardened MGC Yakuza Kitsune.
I'd like to hear about one that got out of the Yakuza to try and live a quiet life with her husband out in the boonies at a shrine, while obviously former members come out to try and bring her back in/cause her to have to fend them off

>> No.16471208

>>16471201
Oho! I'm >>16471113 >>16471125
. Mine is, other than that, pretty prim and proper in her day to day as far as Demons go, but would probably be jealous of yours for all that youthful energy and free-spiritedness.

>> No.16471212

>>16471203
I'm all about that quiet life, maybe I'll try to write a story or something about that. I've never written for this thread before, but who knows, might be fun.

>> No.16471230

>>16471208
Just try to encourage her to try it once. Nothing too extravagant but not too simple. If she likes it then go from there. Mine just likes displaying what she loves. From abstract things to video game ideas. I think she got the idea from me since i have the elements from Shadow Hearts wrapping around my arm.

http://shadowhearts.wikia.com/wiki/Fusion

>>16471212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yGGNohmAT0

>> No.16471241

>>16471230
I just realized I haven't seen any JoJo anime after the old Stardust Crusader OVA from way back.
Is it good?

>> No.16471244

>>16471230
I'm confused, how does JOJO relate to my post?

>> No.16471246

>>16471244
Kira wants to live a quiet life. Plenty of his kills are to ensure he gets it.

>> No.16471251

>>16471246
Hmm, I'll see what I can do.

>> No.16471252

>>16471230
Oh, she'd hem and haw and 'no I couldn't' and 'there's no need' but she'd save the bookmark and 'try them on' through illusion in the mirror when she thinks no one's lookin'. Thanks for the advice though!

>>16471241
It's got ups and downs but alot of the big moments from the story throughout the parts they've covered are very well done, and the music is superb.
>>16471212
I'm imagining a quiet couple of scenes of a Kitsune going about her mundane life, then the old Yakuza attacks and she goes full John Wick on them when they threaten her husband.

>> No.16471277

>>16471241
>Phantom Blood =Awesome
>Battle Tendency=Terrific
>Stardust Crusaders=A bit lengthy but good. If you like Star Platinum prepare for a lot of ORA'sMy favorite part
>Diamond is Unbreakable=Bright as hell but I like it

>>16471252
That. Is. Cute.
Understandable. Took me forever to decide on what to get, so I can understand the hemming and hawing. I think I finally decided after 6 months with over a dozen different ideas, so....yeah.

>> No.16471284

>>16471277
Might have to watch it, love me some JoJo. If I had the shelf space I'd buy the manga too.
Does FF count as a Monster Girl?

>> No.16471300
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>>16471277
Groovy. That's cool to see as a fruition of putting so much time and thought into it.
>spoiler
One must keep up appearances as a lady of refutable position and status, after all. Cut loose? Why would she need that? What a silly suggestion.
>trying on high school outfits and acting young in private intensifies

>> No.16471304

>>16471284
FF? Not 100% here but nothing is clicking.

>> No.16471308

>>16471304
She's a mass of plankton with a Stand, took human form. Foo Fighters?

>> No.16471314

>>16471308
Technically, the mass of plankton gained sentience because of the stand and practically became the stand.
Also she's possessing a dead person's body because hey, she wasn't using it.

>> No.16471318

>>16471314
The point is, does she count?

>> No.16471319

>>16471308
Ohh. I don't rightly know. Maybe?

>> No.16471328

>>16471318
As a stand, she could technically count as a ghost.
As a mass of plankton she could technically count as a slime of some sort.
As a being inhabiting a corpse she could technically count as a zombie.
So I'm gonna put my vote forward as "yes".

>> No.16471335 [SPOILER] 
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>>16471300
Maybe introduce piercings. Can secretly cut loose ans spice things up maybe?

>> No.16471337
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>>16471328
Would you?

>> No.16471345

>>16471118
The Desert Rose is ready for the Royal Egyptian Ball!

>> No.16471349

It is mandatory to make your kiki maid sleep in a cage so she knows that she is an inferior being who is allowed in the house to do the chores and please her master

>> No.16471351

>>16471349
You can't keep maids in cages, they need to make you midnight snacks.

>> No.16471355

>>16471349
>Keeping your maid in a cage.
>Not having her sleep by your side in case she needs to help you during the night.
Absolutely disgusting.
Enjoy getting stabbed to death because your maid wasn't there to protect you anon.

>> No.16471356
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16471356

Why is she so perfect?

>> No.16471357

>>16471335
>Suggest piercings to CC Demon waifu on a whim
>Tries to cooly brush it off since guards/underlings etc are around
>Insist she tell me about where she would like some if she ever wanted any, tease her that she can't weasel out of it this time
>Her eye twitches, she makes a strange high pitched noise
>dragged into a private side chamber all of a sudden as she strips and runs hands over... various parts of her body, with many 'and one here, and one there, and a bar on each of...' along the way

Uh, maybe we'll stick to one at a time. Hot damn.

>> No.16471359

>>16471356
Who the fuck is she, why should I care, and why do you keep posting this boring human girl?

>> No.16471360

>>16471356
I don't know, why do you want to fuck satan? It seems like you've been smitten by her.

>> No.16471363

>>16471351
That's a valid argument
Maybe leave the cage unlocked?

>>16471355
No one would ever harm a defenless single man even if he let his windows open

>> No.16471366

>>16471363
Exactly!
Incidentally, where do you live again and how much do you have on you?

>> No.16471367

>>16471363
I would, because you keep your loyal maido in a cage you monster.

>> No.16471368
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>>16471359
Satania-sama is a daiakuma you filthy human scum.

>> No.16471369
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>>16471363
>No one would ever harm a defenless single man even if he let his windows open

>> No.16471371

>>16471368
>No wings
>No horns
>Basic human skintone
>Normal looking eyes with white sclera.
>Short/Flat
>Doesn't even have fangs.
>Weebanese
She's shit is what she is.

>> No.16471373
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16471376
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>>16471371
>>No wings
>>No horns
>>Short/Flat
>>Doesn't even have fangs
Nigger what are you smoking?

>> No.16471381

>>16471367
I'm not a monster, it's just the law kikis belong in cages
You can put yours in a large comfy cage with pillows and a blanket if you want but she isn't allowed on the bed

>>16471369
We need to remove smug foxes.

>> No.16471385

>>16471376
>Shitty tiny horns
>Shitty tiny wings
>Barely even fangs
How the fuck is that the ruler of hell?
Get out of my face with that.
Also, all the pictures that were posted of her before this lacked all these features.

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16471389

If I had a rich mistress who'd take me in, I would never, ever, EVER, eat potatoes again.

>> No.16471390

>>16471381
>We need to remove smug foxes.
Does that include smug kumiho?

>> No.16471392
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>>16471376
>Sabbath now actively trying to push their bullshit on Demon cultural icons and folklore

Does their depravity know no bounds? This is cultural appropriation!

>> No.16471393

>>16471389
Of course you won't eat potatoes, you'll be too busy eating out grape flavored pussy every day

>> No.16471394
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>>16471385
She's not the ruler of hell yet, but she will be.

>> No.16471397

>>16471392
If ever there was a reason to remove Sabbath, that's it.

>>16471394
>That
>Ruler of Hell Ever
A Wurm on a constant cocaine bender would be a better ruler of Hell than that shitty Loli.

>> No.16471400
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>>16471392
Cry harder oppai piggu. Reminder that The Devil outranks Demons every time.

>> No.16471402

>>16471390
I'd say kumihos deserve to be smug, that's the least we can do to make up for all the cowards out there who won't let them eat their livers

>> No.16471406

>>16471397
>Satania
>loli

>> No.16471410

>>16471400
You can't just take a random picture, name it Satan.jpg, and say it's Satan Sabbath.
Besides, Demons answer to the Demon Lord. And she's got huge breasts.

>>16471406
How in the fuck is that not a Loli?
Still garbage.

>> No.16471412
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>>16471400
You wanna take this outside, kid? Cause that kinda talk is how little girls get stitches that mommy can't fix up by herself

>> No.16471414

>>16471410
>157cm
Satania is far too tall.
Gab is a qt loli tho.
Self censoring too.

>> No.16471416

>Two Demons and two Devils squaring up with each other outside a bar, all drunk off their asses

Bets?

>> No.16471418

>>16471416
Anon gets laid. $5.

>> No.16471420
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>>16471412
Little girls are literally canonically the strongest monster girls.
They have cute little tails too.

>> No.16471422

>>16471420
Of course they're powerful, they have to compensate for being utterly worthless in every other area!

>> No.16471424

>>16471418
>They all get in Anon's face and ask pleadingly at the same time whether he prefers loli bodytypes or mature curvy bodytypes

>> No.16471426
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>>16471422
They canonically have the best pussies though.

>> No.16471428

>>16471418
you can't place bests with a 100% probability, anon.

>>16471416
Demons get called titcows, devils get called pedobait virgins, at least two gallons of ice cream is bought tonight, and nobody is happy with this. 50 tanukibucks says someone calls mom in tears.

>> No.16471429

>>16471426
>>16471420
Sabbath lies paid off to the "wandering scholar", if that is his real name, just to make them feel better about themselves

>> No.16471430

>>16471426
where does it say that?

>> No.16471431

Baphomets are cute and powerful and all that but I still believe that it's immoral to fuck a goat
You can still join the Sabbath and have fun with Witches and other lolis though

>> No.16471433

>>16471430
>With their body and technique, they're capable of pleasing men even more than a succubus can. They are especially known for having the most amazing vagina out of all monsters. Once a man has joined with one of them, the strong sucking and tight squeezing will make him feel like his own body has become one with hers and he'll sink into the sensation of having everything sucked out by her.
How can cowtit sluts even compete?

>> No.16471434

>>16471431
>tfw bridge-builder through-and-through.

>> No.16471435

>>16471431
Lolis, near-mindless constructs, chaos abominations that transform you into mindless beasts, all manner of bird, beast, slime and what have you, and you draw the line at... a goat girl?

>> No.16471437

>>16471435
Maybe he just really hates muslims.

>> No.16471439

>>16471433
Yknow, I read all that and the only scenario that came to mind was the guy getting stuck and having to drain himself dry just to lose the wood and get out because Baphomets are too small.

>> No.16471440

>>16471439
>baphos force you to cum inside
They just keep getting better and better.

>> No.16471442

>>16471433
How's that paizuri treating you? Oh, wait, my bad. Nursing handjob? Oou, hold on, uh, how about just having the guy rest his head against their chest as he sleeps? Hmm, nothing. How unfortunate.

>> No.16471446 [DELETED] 

>>16471442
DELETE THIS

>> No.16471447

>>16471440
>Wanting to cum inside a shitty goat hag at all
Pathetic.

>> No.16471449

>>16471428
What movies do Devils watch to feel better about themselves until Husband gets home?
Same question for Demons?

>> No.16471450

>>16471442
Naizuri's better, loli-MGs can still get pregnant and lactate, and lap-pillow is better anyway.

What else ya got?

>> No.16471452

>>16471442
Naizuri >>>> Paizuri
>implying flat chest means no nipples
>implying any girl gives better handjobs than a dwarf
>not wanting to feel a girls heartbeat clearly as you rest your head against her chest

>> No.16471453

I still want a griffon that acts like pharah

>> No.16471454

>>16471450
>And lap pillow is better anyway
Oh, right, true, men really love resting their heads on a woman's mature, child-bearing hips. >>16471420 Oh my... >>16470179 that's a bit embarrassing, isn't it?

>> No.16471456

>>16471450
Will she ever treat you as anything other than amusement? Because I can assure you that that's all you are to her "onii-san".
Just a means to delude herself into thinking she's a little girl and not a bitter old hag.

>> No.16471463

>>16471449
>Devils
Cooking shows, maybe? They're uniquely mentioned as MGs who love to make food for their husband, so maybe they try and fight away their worries and make something delicious to see their husband smile. It's heart-attack levels of sweet.

>Demons
Some romance invloving promises over long distances. The Notebook comes to mind as 'very likely,' though more vengeful moods could call for 'the count of monte cristo.'

>> No.16471464
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Anyone else a fan of this semen demon

>> No.16471465

>>16471450
>>16471452
>Naizuri

What a fucking meme. That's like ordering a sandwich and being excited there's nothing between the bread. And can a shorty even REACH the guy's manhood for a handjob while his head is up at her chest? That's some pretty awkward stretching, to try and make that work.

>> No.16471466

>>16471453
So you want to be divebombed by a griffon while she yells "Justice rains from above!"

>> No.16471467
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>>16471464
How you gonna handle her?

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>>16471454
>implying lolis can't have wide hips

>> No.16471469

>>16471463
>They're uniquely mentioned as MGs who love to make food for their husband

So are Demons, actually.
>Regardless of it not being part of the pact, a demon will cook whatever her man wants to eat every day, and visit clothing stores to acquire whatever outfits he wants her to wear.

>> No.16471470

>>16471463
>demons
>romance
You mean lawyer movies and shlicking to phoenix wright?

>> No.16471471

>>16471453
I want a Griffon who can only fall asleep while hugging me with both her arms and wings

Do Griffons roar when they wake up and stretch? That would scare me shitless

>> No.16471472
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>>16471467
hopefully she'll be the one handling me

>> No.16471474

>>16471470
I think the focus was on promises, anon. A contract is in many ways a promise of love, revenge, partnership, or even servitude.

>> No.16471475

>>16471449
I don't know about other Demons, but my waifu kicks back on the couch and watches Anime and Movies until I get home.
Sometimes I'll catch her posing on the couch before she notices me.

>> No.16471476

>>16471472
But what if she wants to be on top?

>> No.16471478
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>>16471476
I'd oblige her, but she definetly more of a bottom

>> No.16471479

>>16471475
Be honest, anon. She wants to roleplay having a Stand that makes you do weird things in the bedroom, doesn't she?

>> No.16471481

>>16471479
What's the name of her Stand and what does it do?

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>>16471449
They both watch Jonathan Butler's The Cuckold while contemplating about how much better Luther would be as a lover than their small and meek white husbands.

>> No.16471488

>>16471479
No, but she's drawn what she'd want her stand to be and what it'd do.

>>16471481
Proclaimers.
It can track anyone anywhere.

>> No.16471493

>>16471456
Only one who sounds bitter is you.

>> No.16471496

>>16471485
Please don't post unrelated images.

>> No.16471497

>>16471466
>No griffon that rains justice from above
>No succubus 76
>No cyborg kunoichi with cupid sister
>No south American hacker gremlin
>No living crusader armor

>> No.16471499
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I discovered this among the inventory. It appears to be a Glacies with a scarf.

>> No.16471500

>>16471493
It took you nearly 20 minutes to come up with what amount to "no you".
'grats anon.

>> No.16471501

>>16471499
I'm going to bum a Glacies!

>> No.16471502

>>16471472
I want to be handled by a big fish
I'd even ask her to jerk me off with only 2 fingers for extra humiliation

>> No.16471503

>>16471501
You're going to pester people at a bus stop until one of them gives you a Glacies?

>> No.16471506

>>16471503
>seppos

>> No.16471507

>>16471500
Actually it took me 20 minutes to play a match of Titanfall 2, then check to see what posts had been made since I last clicked "Update".

>> No.16471509

>>16471502
I want Praline to do that to me.

>> No.16471512

>>16471499
Cute

>> No.16471513

>>16471506
No I'm not a blacksmith.

>> No.16471515
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Gnight thread
I don't REALLY hate you, Sabbath fans. Its just banter.

>> No.16471516

>>16471499
She's pretty, I'd invite her to plenty of dates to try to crack her kuudere shell
I'd bet it takes at least 2 months of dating before she says a word

For Ice Queens it'd be closer to 2 years

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>>16471502
I bet you she would

>> No.16471523

>>16471521
Reminder that you have to address her properly as MADAM Shirley.

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>>16471515
G'night cowtits lover.
Glad to see you respect Best Girls.

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>>16471523
I would never forget
Isn't her name spelt shyarly?

>> No.16471534

>>16471529
With the Japanese it could be either just them not knowing how to spell English or it could be a pun of some kind.

>> No.16471537

>>16470813
Oh shit, he used my suggestion. That's something to wake up to

>> No.16471541
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>>16471534
ah okay, either way madam shyarly needs more art

>> No.16471553

>>16471526
That doujin is god tier

>> No.16471588

>>16471553
Elder god tier.

>> No.16471629

>>16471376
Looks like a succubus to me and is therefore being saved into my succubus folder. But perhaps i'll put it into the 'cute' folder, she doesnt look like a proper succubut to me.

>> No.16471659

>>16471515
Talking with sabbath fans is just like talking to little kids. Sabbath truly is a wonderful place.

>> No.16471672

>>16471659
I bet they have their meetings at weenie hut juniors. Super weenie hut juniors is full of alps though.

>> No.16471679

>>16471672
The alps don't mind. They've accepted that some people are still in touch with their child inside.

>> No.16471731

>>16471515
The onee-sabbat is better.

>> No.16471734

Why hold yourself down to one MG when you can fuck then all? Isnt that he point?

>> No.16471741

>>16471734
Because I plan on unloading all of my undying love on only one girl.

>> No.16471747

>>16471741
That's admirable anon. Good for you.

>> No.16471754

>>16471747
Damn right. I'm going to make her so happy and fill her with so much love that she'll explode.

>> No.16471756

>>16471754
Who is she anon?

>> No.16471768

>>16471756
She's a cheerful black dragon that is going to get drunk on my love.

>> No.16471773

>>16471768
This taste! It's the taste of an Alp!

>> No.16471833

>Go to some big festival
>People are celebrating the Union of human and monsters
>A group of Alps are protesting amongst the people having fun
>They are barely dressed at all, only covering their nipples and private parts
>They scream about discrimination against them
>Undress down to my undies
>Get on all fours
>Run at them and start licking their exposed ass cheeks
>They taste salty
>They panic and start running
>Chase them throughout the fair

That was the weirdest dream I ever had

>> No.16471843

>>16471833
Your brain is fucked anon. You're going to need a replacement.

>> No.16471849

>>16471833
I want whatever you were smoking before you went to bed.

>> No.16471850

>>16471833
What did the salty alp's panicking sound like? Did they go "Kyaa!" or was it something lovelier?

>> No.16471856

>>16471773
Dammit I thought I wouldn't need to say I'm not Alp. He isn't the only person with a black dragon waifu, you know?

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>>16471856
So you say. Stay away from any girls you might accidentally meme into shit just the same though.

>> No.16471871

>>16471843
>>16471849
Don't you guys ever have weird monster girl related dreams?

>>16471850
Typical teenage girls screaming
It was more annoying than anything else

>> No.16471886

>>16471871
No dreams. Only nightmares that I can barely remember.

>> No.16471888

>>16471861
Wow that's pretty rude. I would never give meme status to a girl, that's pretty mean.

But really, you shouldn't say that everyone who has a black dragon is alp. There are a lot of us out there.

>> No.16471889

>>16471871
Once in a blue moon, but they've never been that weird.

>> No.16471893
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>>16471888
Just like a lot of people here like mice.

>> No.16471900

>>16471886
That's sad
Do they at least give you fearboners?
Scary monster girls are love

>> No.16471901

>>16471893
Well maybe not like mice, but there are at least 5 black dragonfags.

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I have so much trust in my vampfu that i would stay by her side during super moon nights instead of hiding in the safe room like she instructed me to

i am too stupid?

>> No.16471911

>>16471903
I don't think Vampires are influenced by the moon that much
She might suck you dry of both blood and cum and leave you an inch away from death but I wouldn't be afraid of that

>> No.16471914

>>16471889
I had a really dumb dream once where I bought some flayers and the guy told me to put one under my pillow when I went to sleep. He said she would grow up while in there.
I went to bed an threw one of the little girls underneath my pomfy pillow, but I woke in the middle of the night with them squiddling on top of me like a blanket.

Can't belive something I discussed here appeared in my dreams.

>> No.16471921

>>16471768
She sounds lovely. Black dragons are cute.

>> No.16471924

>>16471833
See a flayer.

>> No.16471925

>>16471911
thats exactly why she told me to hide during super moon nights, that night its like mating season ramped to eleven for all vampires and its the night where they are the most fertile

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>>16471901
>Well maybe not like mice
What's wrong with mice?

>> No.16471929

>>16471861
Don't be mean anon.

>> No.16471933

>>16471754
anon stop before its too late!

>> No.16471936

>>16471921
Indeed, everytime I think about her I want to give even more love to the cute thing.

>>16471928
Nothing. I meant to say that there are more people who love mice than there are for black dragons.

>>16471933
No! I'm going to cuddle, nuzzle, hug, kiss, massage and tickle her all of the same time while giving her my wuv.

>> No.16471938

>>16471914
Loli flayers are for raiding into proper daughters who only flay out of necessity
Why would you want her to just grow up on her own? That's how you get flayed and turned into her thrall

>>16471925
Just think of all the nursing she'll be doing afterwards + you'll be proud of your twin daughters
It's worth seeing the light for this

>> No.16471950

>>16471928
I can confirm that there are at least five mousefags, based on posting patterns over the last few months.
There are around four tanukifags. I'm a multispecies shill for large mice, hinezumi, and tanuki.
How the heck have I been posting on this thread for over two years? What am I doing with my life.

>> No.16471951

>>16471900
Not a single monster girl. Usually takes place in college campus-like locales and involves ways of dying in slow, claustrophobic ways.

>> No.16471953

>>16471950
Creeper-kun?

>> No.16471954

>>16471950
I've been in these threads for four years. I'm not going anywhere unless The Happening does something about it.

>> No.16471957

>>16470836
What this pic supposed to mean? Why she is so shocked? She found other woman's mana on her husband's handkerchief?

>> No.16471958

>>16471953
Doubtful, no. I'm not a known write or drawfag but I have contributed greentexts and art regardless.
Actually, I've long enjoyed deliberately changing the style of my posting so that I look like multiple voices. Even arguing with myself so the AM hours don't look as lonely.
The joys of an anonymous board.

>> No.16471960

>>16471936
do you really want a heart pupil dragon who milks you every day? because thats how you get one

>> No.16471961

>>16471958
But wouldn't the mods know?

>> No.16471967

>>16471957
It's just her trying to set up a tea party and accidentally everything
>NTR
>Even a possibility
>>>/out/

>> No.16471969

>>16471961
I mean, I guess? Probably?
But when has that ever come into play? As long as you don't get an entire page of posts where you reply to (you), a few here and there to spice things up isn't an issue.
If you're not flaming yourself then there isn't anything to moderate.

>> No.16471981

>>16471969
Good point, me.

>> No.16471984

>>16471938
I am getting a heartboner just by thinking of vampfu holding me close saying how sorry she is about that night and how she is gonna nurse me back to health so we can do that more frequently

>> No.16471989

>>16471960
Well that's one of the that I'm going to give her love and I hope she doesn't mind doing at least 6 times.

>> No.16471993

2017 is upon us and I'm not getting raped by elves.
The prophets lied.

>> No.16471996

>>16471989
anon tell me honestly

do you have pelvis insurance? because you are gonna need it

>> No.16471999

>>16471993
>Wanting to get violated by knife-ears
Well, I mean, there are definitely worse alternatives.

>> No.16472002

>>16471996
It's better to ask her if she has a pussy ensurance because I'm going to be pounding that all week long and she better get ready when the egg comes.

>> No.16472005

>>16471993
When's it going to happen?

>> No.16472006

>>16472002
O-oh my!

>> No.16472010

>>16472002
Dragons are tough ones,humans are not

However may you have the best of luck heart pupiling and impregnating your black dragon wife anon

>> No.16472014

>>16471984
Be careful, she might get addicted to this kind of stuff
Do you really want to live an endless cycle of reckless sex, bloodsucking and nursing?

>> No.16472016

For my story I need help distinguishing the difference between Earth and the MG world, which there is no human woman. Would I refer to the two sexes has human and monster or Incubi and Succubi or just go boy and girl?

>> No.16472021

>>16472016
>no human woman
How is babby formed?

>> No.16472026

>>16472021
The same way obviously, it's just the DL won in this world.

>> No.16472029

>>16472026
No I mean you don't have humans being born anymore, so how the hell is this world not dead?

>> No.16472033

>>16472010
I'm a black dragon's husband, anon. If you think that I would just sit back and let her protect me you are wrong. I would get really strong and though, almost as her so the sex would be long and pleasurable for both of us. I would make her feel protected in my embrace just like how I feel on hers. I'm going to shower and deposit all of my love deep inside of her.

>> No.16472035

>>16472029
They started giving birth to sons a long while ago.

>> No.16472040

>>16472035
Ah. Well then just go with boy and girl.

>> No.16472041

>>16472014
Only on special days like her birthday or our anniversary! other days can be gentle cuddling with wing hugs unless shes in the mood to go wild

>> No.16472044

>>16472033
Just make sure your dragon can hold that amount of love, and good luck

>> No.16472049

>>16472044
She is my wife, I'm sure she can handle it all while also giving me her love.
May you have good luck with your waifu too, anon.

>> No.16472054

>>16472016
Human and monster is too divisive but a good idea
Using boys and girls is a wasted opportunity but a safe choice

I can't think of anything better than human and monster even though I'm sure the Overlord wouldn't like this terminology

>> No.16472066

>>16472054
"Long ago a virgin HUMAN fell into a mountain populated by MONSTER girls. . ."

>> No.16472074

>>16472054
Mamono and human then?

>> No.16472080

>>16471731
There's no onee-sabbath.

>> No.16472091

>>16472066
"...But then, a foolish Ochimusha warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me! Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung her into the future, where my evil is law!"

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>>16472091
JUMP GOOD!

>> No.16472096

>>16472066
You can fuck and impregnate everyone you come across, or just be nice and become friends with them instead. Or anything in-between.

>> No.16472101

>>16472066
All the bosses are Baphos

>> No.16472109

>>16472080
That's what they want you to thin

Then when you enter an alley unprotected

>> No.16472112

>>16472109
But I'm already pretty thin.

>> No.16472113

>you will never wake up with your bedroom window open and a damp spot on your stomach, suspiciously close to where your liver is

why live

>> No.16472115

>>16472109
What kind of person would walk in down a dark alleyway without their waifu Anon?
That's just asking for trouble.

>> No.16472119

>>16472074
That's the same and monster is not a bad term in this context

Maybe incubi and monster is better but that has heavy implications, it depends on your setting

>> No.16472120

>>16472115
The shota who doesn't have an older sister, and sees a sign offering free candy inside the dark creepy alley

Then the Dark Mages, Demons, and Wocks come out

>> No.16472135

>>16472113
Thats messed up
Having you liver eaten should be a very intimate moment with your loved one
Letting any Kumiho passing by eat your liver is basically branding yourself as a worthless slut who will let any monster do anything they want to him

>> No.16472138

>>16472120
Anon, that's why you hire Ochimushas or other big girls to be their Onee-sansbodyguard.

>> No.16472142

>>16471397
Wurmrider? Do you need to roll to summon her and hope she appears for more than half a turn?

>> No.16472143

>>16472138
Wow, I fucked up that sentence.

>> No.16472144

If you throw salt at a Glacie or Ice Queen, do they become a salty Undine?

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>>16472113

>> No.16472155

>>16472144
Iit hurts them but they're too kuu to show it
If you keep doing it they'd probably freeze you up to the neck and let a Yeti thaw you while they leave

>> No.16472154

>A knock comes from your door
>A Demon postal worker is on the other end with your packages
>Hello, here are your deliveries. Please sign here, confirming that you recieved them."
>...

Well, it's just a signature, right? Surely nothing afoul here.

>> No.16472159

>>16472155
Can't freeze anything if they aren't ice anymore thanks to the salt destabilizing them chemically.

>> No.16472160

>>16472154
Begone, Ahri! We know your tricks.

>> No.16472164

>>16472135
It's just their way of courting you!

>>16472148
Ahri is a filthy slattern!

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I want to see if a handjob from a muscleLich is suicide or not.

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Whores of the Underdark!

>> No.16472177

>>16472171
>muscle Lich
Too far.

>> No.16472181

>>16472177
No, Anon. Not far enough.

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How would a vampire react if she lost in strip poker against husbando?

or betting in video games?

>> No.16472193

>>16472186
She would WRYYY in frustration.

>> No.16472196

>>16472181
No, she's perfect where she's at.

>> No.16472198

>>16472186
Regally and a good sport if not a shitty loli.

>> No.16472200

>>16472177
We need to go deeper. Pillar men deep!

Awaken, my masters!

>> No.16472210

>>16472200
I'm sure there exists rule 63 art of them but I won't go look for it.

>> No.16472212

>>16472171
She knows just how much pressure works best thanks to her extensive research on male masturbation

>>16472172
Spiders are not whores, take that back
Just look at her nice haircut, there is no way she is a whore

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>>16472193
Wait what

>>16472198
No no, lolis arent really my thing, i prefer my vamps mature and tall

>> No.16472216

>>16472213
>Wait what
JJBA should be common knowledge, how are you even allowed on the internet?

>> No.16472225

>>16472193
>>16472200
>>16472216
haha sick jojo reference bro

>> No.16472229

>>16472198
I'd go with the mental composite of the the Scarlet Sisters, Girlycard, Arcueid, Rachel Alucard and Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade

In other words, I'd somehow end up appearing foolish and have to act as her clothes.

>> No.16472232

>>16472216
No i mean, i just cant picture my elegant looking vampfu making a weird jojo face and screaming "WRYYYYYYYYY" at the top of her lungs

i would be scared as hell

>> No.16472234

>>16472186
She'd belittle you for not being able to restrain yourself in face of her naked body
She could potentially step on your deck while telling you that no matter how many times you beat her at silly games you will always remain a human weakling who is driven by lust and primate instincts

>>16472198
A loli would throw a fit and cause a mess
Avoid loli Vampires at all cost

>> No.16472236

>>16472225
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?
>>16472232
Vampires should be scary. I bet all yours does is sparkle.

>> No.16472264

Do you have a rare monster girl waifu? Whether from MGE or not, are you the only one loving her (at least in this thread)?

>> No.16472265

>>16472213
That ahoge is making me warm and fuzzy on the inside.

>> No.16472268

>>16472265
Dont touch the ahoge, its poisonous and makes her go rape mode if you pull it

>> No.16472270

>>16472264
Werewolf. I am the only guy here wjo cares about them instead of Hellhounds or Anubutts.

>> No.16472275

>>16472264
I'm fairly certain that I am not the only unironic kumihofucker in this thread.

>> No.16472276

>>16472225
Can I make one?
Okay, hear me now dudes, it's coming... it's totally coming...

So I'm a butler for a Vampire, and when I walk into her bedroom in the morning, I say... AWAKEN MY MASTER!!!

Ha ha EPIC win! xDDD

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>>16472268
You can't stop me.

>> No.16472285

>>16472278
HOW DOES IT WORK

>> No.16472289

>>16472264
I'm pretty sure that there is at least 2 other anons around here, myself not included, that like Salamanders

>> No.16472293

>>16472285
Ahoges? They are quantum singularities bound into a physical manifestation via magic from the Robert Frost theory of cow spit.

>> No.16472294

>>16472289
Reporting.

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>>16472264
Sometimes it feels that I'm one of 20 people in the entire touhou fandom to like her the most.

>> No.16472299

>>16472293
I see, so it's like that.

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>>16472298
Because she's a shitty waifu.

>> No.16472305

>>16472300
You're a shitty waifu.

>> No.16472309

>>16472294
That was quick.

>> No.16472311

>>16472305
>perfect maid
>shit
You're going to have to deal with the washington convention and an army of screaming Kikis for that, love.

>> No.16472315

>>16472311
She's just some vampire's bitch.

>> No.16472322

>>16472315
You must be confusing her for the vampirefags in the thread who wish to serve their mistress, lick her feet, and wear revealing outfits while dancing for their amusement.

>> No.16472323

>>16472315
Fucking secondary piece of trash.

>> No.16472339

>>16472299
Yes. Each ahoge is also connected to the central nervous system of all living creatures, or the cpu of Automatons, and can even react independently in times of crisis. It should be noted killing the ahoge kills the host, unless it's an Automaton, in which case you void her warranty.

>> No.16472350

>>16472298

I like Mamizou a lot. But I love, love, love Ran-sama.

>> No.16472356

>>16472339
How does Saber Alter fit in this explanation?

>> No.16472364

>>16472323
Oh look, an alp.
I bet you're one of those tough guys so primary they don't even bother to read the game dialogue because they only care about gameplay and masturbate to ZUN art.
You've memorized every Sakuya frame from capturing [Killer Doll] in EoSD to instant killing people on wakeup with [Phantomic Killer in Night Mist] as the round transitions in SWR.
Fuckin' Sayukafags.

>> No.16472372

>>16472264
I know there are plenty of people who like or at least discuss Holstaurs and cow tits in general but I'm not sure how many actually waifu them besides myself. They're certainly not rare like some others but its interesting to me how it seems like people like them but not love them.

>> No.16472376

Are Alarunes and Lilirunes entirely stationary? Is there no way outside of transplantation to move them around?

>> No.16472377

>>16472356
No's already dead-
Oh wait, she is kept alive via magic bs.

>> No.16472383

>>16472376
I think they can pull up their roots and walk around on them, which must look pretty amusing.

>> No.16472384

>>16472377
Gotta keep the saberface quantities at maximum.

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You faggots are upsetting the wolves.

>> No.16472386

>>16472372
You can't beat cowtits.
>hueg tiddy
>lactation is a god-tier fetish
>docile and chill
>horns
>often beeg or strong or both, but can also be smol and squishy

Holstaurs are perfection

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>>16472364
Stay salty, love.

>> No.16472393

>>16472385
Wolfus a best.

>>16472384
God I hate the TM artist and his raging Saber boner.

>> No.16472396

>>16472389
I want Sakuya to sit on my face.

>> No.16472399

>>16472386
I don't dike veal. I like my cows big and tall.

>> No.16472406

>>16472396
How about a Kikimora cosplaying as Sakuya? Complete with her belittling you and being snarkish?

>> No.16472419

>>16470769
Somehow the specifically loli monsters aren't anywhere near as good as younger versions of the non-exclusively loli monsters.

>> No.16472423

>>16472385
What's upsetting them? Poor wolfus don't deserve this.

>> No.16472428

>>16472399
What's your ideal Holst size? Color? Body type? Muscle density? Milk consistency? Sexual personality? Favorite food?

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>>16472406
Sure. I've always wondered what Kikimora facesitting stuff would be like due to the sheer lack of ass art they have.

>> No.16472442

>>16472431
Is it true what they say? Maids have nice plump asses?

>> No.16472446
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

>> No.16472447

>>16472428
8 feet minimum. I like feeling like a small guy fucking a tall girl.
Tan or average. I don't mind either way.
Curvy but a but more emphasis on her thighs and butt.
Anything under body builder or Mr. Universe tier.
As long as it's hers I don't care.
Caring and loving during the day but very wild and hungry at night.

>> No.16472455

>>16472431
I bet it feels ticklish due to their tail.

>>16472442
Yes. All maids have plump bottoms due to their jobs.

>> No.16472462

>>16472455
>due to their jobs

How is this so?

>> No.16472463

>>16472447
Also no short hair. Long, ponytail, or braided or I walk.

>> No.16472468

>>16472462
You see, cleaning the house constantly is quite the workout. It's something human women forgot about.

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>>16472423
Since you asked...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab9r3giEnCw

>> No.16472480

>>16472473
Did KC base his Tacos of Zun's Taco? It certainly feels like it.

>> No.16472485

>>16472386
Fully agreed, you wouldn't also happen to be a Texan would you?
>>16472428
Oh man, I think I'm leaning more towards a bigger than me girl so 6ft-about 8 or 9ff but I'd love a smaller than me girl all the same.
White but tannable.
Huge titties and ass, I'd say hourglass but I want a little more in the midriff.
We lift together, and each other occasionally, so strong.
Man as long as its not super watery or super thick I'd love it.
Confident, loving, receptive, switch.
Whatever it is I'd learn how to make it for her.

>> No.16472487

>>16472480
Could be, since they ended up with hackytacky of very similar appearance and color scheme.
I've always thought his Crow Tengu was awfully Aya-ish, too.

>> No.16472490

>>16472473
But if wolfus are afraid of humans then how am I supposed to brush their tails and stroke their ears?

>> No.16472502

When will KC add a Wolf Tengu?

>> No.16472503
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>>16472487
Yes. KC may be a 2hu fanboy. We should ask him who his favorite is next time.

>>16472485
You sure you don't want a brown cow? Or do you want tannlines to cum all over?

>> No.16472506

How do you see yourself with your waifu once you both have grown old? Not doing much except hobbies and enjoying one another's company? Or maybe you still do some form of work? Telling stories to your grandchildren? Maybe once the two of you grew older, did you move to a place more remote or closer to others?
Alternatively, if your waifu is undead, how do you help her with the fact that the world she once knew will all come to pass before her? Except for you of course.

>> No.16472514

>>16472502
After appeasing Zun by drawing Suika.

>> No.16472519

Dude, fuck Ryus. I hope they spend the rest of their lives eating ice cream.

>> No.16472528

>>16472506
>Not doing much except hobbies and enjoying one another's company?

Yes. Would love to do hobbies with my waifu. We could probably travel the world.

>Telling stories to your grandchildren?

Definitely.

>Maybe once the two of you grew older, did you move to a place more remote or closer to others?

I'd probably move closer to my grandchildren and daughterus.

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>>16470176
Gonna be that guy and ask the obvious question on everyone's mind. Is there a limit or does growth diminish over time? Would it be possible that after many years of dickings her tits become so ungodly massive that the rest of her body is now loli in comparison? Would she turn into that one holst from that miking comic? Only they never shrink?

>> No.16472533

>>16472503
I hate Crabs 12Beast designs more than his EMG ones.

>> No.16472534

>>16472428
As for myself
9"5
Creamy white with a light farmer's tan
THICC of the strong but a lil chubby kind. Stupid big milk jugs and a big, smothering caboose
Quite muscular
Creamy and rich
Slow going but builds up into a rage, also likes cuddling and gentlefemdom
Corn

>>16472447
Fantastic taste. She sounds lovely. I'm tall myself already hence the additional height

>>16472485
Also totally fantastic taste. But other cow state! Go Pack go

>> No.16472537

>>16472506
I'd do what my grandparents did: sell the house, get an RV, and travel between Arizona and Washington between the seasons.
It's cozy as fuck. I'm sure my Luchfu would enjoy being able to relocate on a whim if she doesn't like our neighbors too.

>> No.16472543

>no plump bottom vampire sitting on your lap and arousing you by moving her hips and huge rear on your towering D.

i would ride her senseless right there

>> No.16472545

>>16472519
That's heaven for Wurms.

>> No.16472548

>>16472545
Wurms are meh and can go do whatever. But not Ryus, they deserve to be slapped in the scale and bounded with OP magic.

>> No.16472549

>>16472514
I didn't know I wanted this, but then you went and said it.
Now there is no KC drawing I want more.
Thanks, Anon...

>> No.16472553

>>16472428
About 8'. A Nice brown. Not too muscular but just enough for some delicious abs. I'd love extra creamy milk. Onee-san personality. Probably a well dressed salad.

>> No.16472552

>>16472531
Something KC specified regarding Holstaurs is that their breasts will never grow larger than their bodies, which means no hyper oppai and by extension, asses. Naturally that might as well apply to any other girl.

>> No.16472556

>>16472549
>No KC Suika and Yuugi lewds
Suffering.

>> No.16472560

>>16472553
With a suit and tie? That's one snappy Alraune.

>> No.16472565

>>16472503
I forgot to add at the bottom that pretty much everything is optional, I love all cows and would be more than happy with one no matter her combination. And its funny actually, I used to really want one smaller than me, but that cow in particular along with some of the crabs other big brown girls, has made that ideal height bump up, the reason I chose white though is because she could switch skin tones so I could have either or. But like I said its all interchangeable.
>>16472506
Enjoying our twilight years on the land we worked and advising our daughters and their daughters.
>>16472534
Patrician taste yourself fellow cowlover.

>> No.16472566

>>16472556
I'd rather lewd them together.

>> No.16472571

>>16472556
>KC Yuugi
Profuselysweatingman.jpg

>> No.16472572

>>16472428
7ft.
Nice tan.
THICC hourglass body with a slight poochy belly
Slightly thick.
Arms aren't twigs or flabby and have standard muscular definition.
Assertive yandere.
Honey drizzled southern fried chicken with broccoli.

>> No.16472576

>>16472560
>CheshireShitEatingGrin.jpg

>>16472553
My man. Extra creamy a best. Mine has a bit of a southern lazy drawl too.

>> No.16472578

>>16472537
That sounds amazing. It would be great to visit cool and beautiful places once the tow of us get older.

>> No.16472587

>>16472578
Going to Arizona in Winter and WA in Spring will let you avoid the worst time of the year for each state to boot.
And the Lichfu will enjoy access to different reasources and numerous dumpsters to dispose failed experiments in.

>> No.16472589

Do you think an alucard vampire exists in the setting? think of a shoggoth+vampire combination

>> No.16472592

>>16472428
Seven feet.
Chocolate or Vanilla, no real preference.
Top heavy or an hourglass
Depends on my mood, Either muscled or strongfat
Creamy
Tenderloving femdom
Hot wings

>> No.16472594

>>16472566
>>16472571
If he did Mima, Aya, Byakuren, and Tenshi as well it'd be beyond perfect.

>> No.16472595

>ywn take your Holstaur love to a barn dance with all these other anons and theirs
>ywn all share in each other's company and drink the ol 'special occasion' whiskey or shine late into the night
>ywn pull your drunk Holst wife away from brawling with another anon's drunk Holst wife when they misunderstand the other as insulting their husbands
>your Holst wife will never drag you away from the party when no one notices and get sloppy all over you behind the tractor shed
>ywn welcome a great harvest in with news that your Holst wife will need extra, extra milkings now that she's expecting

I feel you my friends

>> No.16472602

>>16472594
God tier taste.
Although a Remi/Sakuya would be welcome as well.

Sakukiki would be fantastic.

>> No.16472608

>>16472595
Hell even if my waifu isn't a holst I'd still take her to a barn dance. Sounds fun.

>> No.16472609

>>16472592
>tenderloving femdom

Such patrician taste. Nursing hjs are unbeatable

>> No.16472614

>>16472608
Y'all are welcome out! Bring a dish to pass and your two left feet!

>> No.16472616

>>16472264
Rare to the thread maybe, she's a Kobold.

>> No.16472622

>>16472609
They would be pretty good, although it could only be better if it was followed by her riding cowgirl with a warm smile on her face.

>> No.16472624

>>16472589
Maybe one heavily experimented on by a lich

>> No.16472632

>>16472602
>Sakukiki
Barb, I know you're here.

>> No.16472639

>>16472632
Now the real question is how does one give Sakukiki surprise hugs when she can stop time?

>> No.16472640

>>16472490
Pin them down and make them understand the pleasures of tail brushing by force.

>> No.16472646

>>16472622
>lightly pushes you back down when you try to move back or lean up, telling you to be a good boy and wait for her to finish
>milk leaking out onto you the whole time, she promises you can have as much as you want if you do what you're told and let her do what she needs to
>starts sucking on them herself saying she's getting them ready for her big strong man
>finally jackhammers you to mutual release and tenderly leans down to let you suckle them to sleep, gently petting your hair
Whoa momma

>> No.16472648

>>16472531
If anything, after the body has reached the limit, the energy makes the hat larger.

>> No.16472649

>>16472639
You nibble her neck at the same time. That's her weak spot.

>> No.16472658

>>16472649
But would it be enough to break her stoic expression?

Or would her tail start thrashing and she'd let out little squeals while you do so?

>> No.16472663

>>16472658
Her tail would start going crazy and her ears would twitch. Her face would get slightly lewd as she tries to hold back a moan.

>> No.16472673

>>16472663
Is this the part where she starts moaning about how inappropriate this is Only to see her mistress smiling from around a corner?

>> No.16472676

>>16472609
>>16472622
>>16472646
Jesus christ my dick.

>> No.16472680

>>16472673
That will happen if you keep going, but be careful since she might get really hot and bothered and there might be a few drops of love juice on the floor.

>> No.16472689

I want to be gently domed by my Anubis! I want her to hold me against the wall while whispering lewd things into my ears!

>> No.16472692

>>16472264
Holo is mai waifu and she is borderline vanilla despite my unquenchable deviancy.

Does having Holo as my waifu make me a cuck?

>> No.16472693

>>16472680
Oh my, a maid dirtying her mistresses floors?
She really is a lewd girl.
Although I bet saying such a thing would snap her out of it...just for you to find yourself in her room with her naught but some surprisingly lewd undergarments.

Her mistress would probably be disappointed at the lack of a show though.

And the floor would be spotless.

>> No.16472705

>>16472692

No. Just insert yourself in Lawrence's place. Basically the rule of thumb for any girl with a canonical love interest.

>> No.16472715

>>16472689
Does she tenderly whisper out orders for where to place your hands on her ass and how many times you're quotaed to finish within her before you can move on to the next position?

>> No.16472726

>>16472715
Of course. I'd be forced to follow her every command.

>> No.16472756
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16472756

>You will never be molested by Ms. Shakedown

>> No.16472760

>>16472756
What is she drinking anons?

>> No.16472768

>>16472760
Looks like a cocktail of some sort.
Or a mixed drink.

>> No.16472774

>>16472760
Some kind of liquid.

>> No.16472777

Reminder that the cutest daughteru is your daughteru

>> No.16472779

>>16472777
That is true.
I'd spoil her with so many sweets and hugs.

>> No.16472783

>>16472760
White Russian.

>> No.16472788 [DELETED] 

>>16472777
Lucky trips don't lie.

>> No.16472789

>>16472779
Anon! You don't want to spoil your daughteru! She'll become haughty!

>> No.16472794

>>16472777
Thanks anon. Every daughteru is a cute.

>> No.16472797

>>16472789
But then I get to pinch her cheeks and call her a cutie while I make silly noises.

>> No.16472807

>>16472777

I'd like to have a daughteru like Lillie. She's way too young to waifu but she's a good kid.

>> No.16472813

>>16472807
>She's way too young to waifu but she's a good kid.
>he was concidering waifuing a kid

Hello MGC Police?

>> No.16472814

>>16472807
Make sure to teach her the right stuff then. I'm sure she'll be a great kid when she grows up.

>> No.16472821

>>16472777
Hey thanks anon!

>> No.16472827

>>16472813

I wasn't. I guess I worded poorly.

>> No.16472838

>>16472813
Yeah, the MGC police might want to have a word with him if he's homo and not waifuing cute girls.

>> No.16472840

>>16472813
Lillie is for fug though

>> No.16472841
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>>16472813
>calling MGC police about lolis
Yes, what's seems to be a problem?

>> No.16472844

>>16472838
>>16472840
Don't fuck kids. You can fuck the girls from Sabbat but not kids.

>> No.16472846

>>16472844
Well, monstergirl Lillie of course.

>> No.16472848

>>16472777
Yeah.
All five of 'em

>> No.16472852

>>16472848
What are their age differences anon?

>> No.16472857

>>16472852
In decreasing order of age: 12, 10, 9, 8 and 5.

>> No.16472858

Reminder to keep your waifu's abs very moist with your tongue. Even if she has a small hint of abs or no abs at all. KEEP THAT TUMMY MOIST!

>> No.16472861

>>16472777
You're a cool dude.

>> No.16472863

>>16472858
gross

>> No.16472864

>>16472446
I'm sorry but I will forever associate this song with /v/ the musical.
>Taste like a plebian

>> No.16472865
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16472865

Gentleman, behold. A couch potato.

>> No.16472866

>>16472857
Eight year old daughterus are the cutest.

>> No.16472869

>>16472857
Is there any significance behind having 5 of them?

>> No.16472872

>>16472865
She looks pocket size.

>> No.16472873

>>16472858
Normally, oil or creams are rubbed all over, but sure, I'd use tongue.

>> No.16472877

>>16472857
>>16472866
That they are! Even though I'm not really old enough for an 8 year old daughteru, that's the age I usually imagine mine as being.

>> No.16472878

>>16472864
I don't really know about music. Never been to /mu/. But I mean, it fits? Right?

If it's pleb taste I apologise.

>> No.16472883

>>16472865
I'm going to throw popcorn at her!
>>16472878
No I mean that's the lyric for the /v/ the musical version of the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RfubYuVW44

>> No.16472884

>>16472807
>>16472840

Who is lillie?

>> No.16472886

>>16472866
They're all great to me.
>>16472869
It means that it took a lot of love to make them. And a lot fucking too.

>> No.16472887

>>16472884
The most recent Pokemon meme-character.

>> No.16472888

>>16472865
She looks like she needs a good dicking.

>> No.16472890

>>16472865
Sauce?

>> No.16472894

>>16472877
Mamono mana time magic.

I used to imagine mine being seven, but she is now a cutie eight. I even thought about a party for her.

>> No.16472896

>>16472883
That board really is Reddit. Damn and I even liked that song.

>> No.16472897

>>16472844
Sabbath have tons of real lolis though

>> No.16472898
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>>16472890
You don't recognize Navs style?

>> No.16472901

>>16472863
It's ok to come out of the closet. We won't judge.

>> No.16472902

>>16472877
I'm not even old enough to have a twelve year old, but laws of reality be damned.>>16472878

>> No.16472905

>>16472898
Pudgy oppai devils are olev.

>> No.16472906

>>16472897
>implying they aren't all old hags

>> No.16472907
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>>16472896
Okay, you caught us. This is secretly reddit. Maybe you can leave now.

>> No.16472911

>>16472902
Wow, how'd I even hit the second one?

>> No.16472913

>>16472907
What?

>> No.16472914

>>16472902
I like to blame it on magic. At least I'll never have a daughteru that's older than me.

>> No.16472916

>>16472894
>I used to imagine mine being seven, but she is now a cutie eight. I even thought about a party for her.
That's adorable anon! I don't think I'll be able to imagine my daughteru as any older until I'm an accurate age to have an 8 year old daughteru, but I do occasionally imagine her as every age up to 8. As it is now, If she was conceived the day I met my waifu (which I wouldn't really want, but if she was) she'd only be a few months old.

>> No.16472920

>>16472844
Monsters are for fugging though, and 2d lolis in general too.

>> No.16472921

>>16472906
>Aside from witches and baphomets, many monsters that are actually children (as opposed to just looking like it) are enrolled in the Sabbath by their mothers, in the hope of giving them a head start by getting lusty and pregnant as early in life as possible

>> No.16472925

>>16472921
Those momsters need to stop hustling their own kids at such a young age.

>> No.16472929
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16472929

Happy New Year anon!

>> No.16472930

>>16472916
I guess if I had mine on the day that I met my waifu she would be three now, but I've only started thinking about her last year she she would be one year old.
Funny to think that she was seven and now she's eight. Time magic and mamono mana trully are wonderful things.

>> No.16472931

>>16472920
But not kids anon. That's somebody's daughteru.

>> No.16472934

>>16472929
She missed a twelfth of the year already.

>> No.16472938

>>16472934
She was going at top speed and even put on that sweater boys seem to like.

>> No.16472939

>>16472921
No daughteru of mine will ever be a slutty whore in the sabbath.

>> No.16472941

>>16472930
I feel you anon. I feel like one year would be a perfect amount of time between meeting my waifu and conceiving a daughteru, so I guess my waifu would be pregnant around now.

>> No.16472949

>>16472939
>forbidding your daughteru something
Enjoy her being triple the slut than she would normally

>> No.16472952

>>16472939
The sabbath isn't just about slutty whores anon, they do plenty of other things involving little girls!

>> No.16472955

>>16472930
I'm not sure how old my daughteru'd be if I took the day we met into consideration.
I think she'd be either in an egg or still in her mother.

>> No.16472956

>>16472949
No anon. Not even my Anubis waifu would let our daughter into that sick cult. My daughteru will grow up to marry her childhood friend and she will remain pure. I'm sure of it.

>> No.16472957
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16472957

T H I C C

>> No.16472961

>>16472952
That doesn't make up for anything. If you're a sane man, don't send you're daughteru to the sabbath.

>> No.16472965
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>>16470735
>Masculine face
>Body is almost fully male outside of the pecs
Literally worse than trying to pass this off as an MG

>> No.16472966

>>16472941
>>16472955
Daughterus are complicated. I would rather just have my eight years old flying gecko trying to cock with her fire.

>> No.16472969
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>>16472957
This Hellsune rarely gets good art godammit.

>> No.16472971

>>16472949
My daughterus already have role models, they don't need tiny goat ladies to help them.

>> No.16472973

>>16472965
She's a cute muscle girl.

>> No.16472974

>>16472965
Wow she is cute.

>> No.16472975

>>16472957
>UNNNNNGH THICCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR URRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

no thank you

>> No.16472976

>>16472961
What if you're a daughteru dicker?

>> No.16472978

>>16472957
As a readmitted fat fag.
No.

>> No.16472983

>>16472976
Don't dick the daughteru.

>> No.16472984

>>16472966
Well I have 5, two of which already hit puberty and have crushes on their childhood friends. It's a hassle trying to have fire extinguishers all over the house.

>> No.16472988

>>16472983
Yes yes anon, I know ,don't dick the daughteru, but just WHAT IF you're a daughteru dicker? Is the sabbath ok then?

>> No.16472989
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>>16472975
THICKER

>> No.16472990

>>16472976
Daughterus are for hoisting over your shoulders so they can see over a crowd, not dicking. That's what your waifu is for.

>> No.16472991

>>16472989
This one's better.

>> No.16472992
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>>16472957
>>16472989

>> No.16472993

>>16472990
You're missing the question here.

>> No.16472996

>>16472989
For the love of God, please cease this visual assault.

Think of the children.

>> No.16472997

>>16472992
that's a lotta hate anon

>> No.16473001

>>16472996
Here we are talking about cute daughterus and then people come and throw sabbath and THICC at them. Poor girls are scared as fuck.

>> No.16473002

>>16472925
>>16472939
>>16472956
>>16472961
You might have a point about not making daughterus into turbosluts and letting them discover a nice and happy age gap romance on their own

>> No.16473003

>>16472957
>>16472989
Dear god, please purge this man and his commissions from the face of the earth.

Hellhounds don't deserve this.

>> No.16473006

>>16473001
The answer is obvious.
Thick lolis.

>> No.16473007

>>16472989
The face is actually good this time.

>> No.16473008

>>16472988
No. If you're a daughteru dicker. And although I do dislike daughteru dicking a lot. It is significantly better than sending your child to the Sabbath.

>> No.16473009

>>16472993
The answer is "maybe".

>> No.16473010

>>16473003
No.

>> No.16473013

>>16473006
Thank god my daughteru is safe from those abominations.

>> No.16473016

>>16473002
No. My daughteru won't have a romance until she is an adult.

>> No.16473024

>>16473002
I'd like my daughterus to have a cute childhood romance Anon.

>> No.16473025
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>>16473006
Yes please.

>> No.16473026

>>16473013
Maybe but I'd have trouble resisting them.
Good way for the sabbath to get an oniichan out of me.

>> No.16473027

>>16473010
Sorry, meant to reply to >>16473006

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>>16473003
THIC...
Wait, she just looks pregnant here
Sad!

>> No.16473032

Adoptive, non-blood related son and momster incest after the father has long since passed away =12/10 amazing and acceptable, shout outs to that one Holstaur story
Monster onee-san and younger brother =10/10 great and fine
Everything else incest related is
[T R A S H]

>> No.16473035

>>16472975
It's going to get worse when that person learns about the Dark Mage.

>> No.16473037

>>16473032
Well aren't you Mr. Judgy-pants.

>> No.16473038

>>16473025
The things I Would do to that rear.

>>16473028
>Pregnant
>Not good

Anon, you had me for that second pick but lost me with your words.

>> No.16473040

>>16473035
Oh god her poor mana tanks.

>> No.16473042
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Has anyone else been reading pic related?

Adopt-a-demon-daughteru is the most HNNNGG manga I've read in ages.

>> No.16473043

>>16473035
Worse?
Or better?

>> No.16473048

>>16473032
>Adoptive, non-blood related son and momster incest
Excellent.
>after the father has long since passed away
You fucking faggot, just make the mom a single CC with a Jocasta Complex.

>> No.16473049

>>16473042
What a helpless little hellspawn.

>> No.16473050

>>16473037
KDF gets a begrudging pass for longevity and commitment, but otherwise I ain't sorry

>> No.16473053

>>16473042
No, but now I know what I'm going to read later.

>> No.16473054

>>16473032
>mommy fucking
I honestly can't understand how fucked up you need to be to like it
Shota is utter shit as well
Incest is shit in general

>> No.16473056

>>16473048
Either's fine, however floats your boat

>> No.16473057

>>16473032
The only acceptable option is single dude and adopted daughter. Incest is a shit

>> No.16473058

>>16473050
>KDF gets a begrudging pass for longevity and commitment
Neat!

>> No.16473060

>>16473050
You should be.

>> No.16473076

>>16473032
All incest is good as long as it doesn't involve shota but that's more of a personal preference, if you want to jerk off to that then go for it. Just not my thing.

>> No.16473082

>>16473076
I'm fine with manlet pseudo-shota but legit shota isn't my thing either

>> No.16473083

>>16473042

You forgot to add sauce

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/uchi-no-musume-no-tame-naraba-ore-wa-moshikashitara-maou-mo-taoseru-kamo-shirenai-r19472

I also love the patrons of the shop as well. Grizzled old adventurers that are all actually secretly finding her adorable.

Actual plot spoiler It's almost a shame that by the end it goes Usagi Drop and has the daughters to invest route with daddy

>> No.16473084

>>16472965
How is that not a monstergirl?

>> No.16473087

>>16473076
I'll, uh, stick to vanilla relationships.

>> No.16473088

>>16473083
Fucking autocorrect. I think you know what I was getting at in that spoiler though

>> No.16473089

>>16472865
I want a Gremlin roommate!

>> No.16473091

>>16473053
>>16473042
As I remember it's based on web novel and he dicks the daughteru at the end

>> No.16473092

>>16473083
>spoiler
Didn't even pick it up now.

>> No.16473094

What about mommydom roleplay without actual adoptive or otherwise incest?

>> No.16473096

>>16473088
I bet tanukis love investing their adopted sla- sons.

>> No.16473098

>>16473094
A best.

>> No.16473102

>>16473091
Yeah, she matures a lot faster than a human girl would because she's a demon, and she goes full Electra complex.

>> No.16473106

>>16473091
Goddammit. I'm still gonna read it, but still, that sucks.
>>16473094
It's fine.

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>>16473092
>Being against adoptive daughters fucking

You gay, son?

>> No.16473109

>>16473094
>mommy
Absolute trash, you creep

>> No.16473111

>>16473094
I don't see why not. My waifu and I call each other Mama and Papa because of our daughteru anyway.

>> No.16473120

>>16472865
>It's been a hard day inventing
>That Automaton may have escaped into the streets to attack the first man it sees.
>But you tried your best.
>You've earned this break, Gremlin-chan.

>> No.16473129

>>16473120
>That Automaton may have escaped into the streets to attack the first man it sees.
That lucky bastard.

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>>16473102
Picked up

>> No.16473139

>>16473094
>neither adoptive or real incest
Meh

>> No.16473148

>>16473120
Better get my Golem to take her down.
Rockem Sockem Mons.

>> No.16473150
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16473150

Yo where all dem yakuza girls at?

>> No.16473155

Is there anything better than a childhood rival who becomes your wife?

>> No.16473156
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16473156

>>16473120
>Hey buddy, you seen my Automaton? Is it on this plane? Been looking for it everywhere!

>> No.16473159

>>16473094
An acceptable replacement for adoptive monster moms if that's not your thing.

>> No.16473158

>>16473150
Being made into a meme faster than that pseudo-Diablo was.

>> No.16473164

>>16473156
>There's a Gremlin on the side of the plane! You've got to believe me!
>Why should I believe you? You're HITLER!
>>16473158
>meme
It's just that the game came out and I'm just excited is all, pls no bully.

>> No.16473166

>>16473150
>no tattoos or pleasure runes
>no missing eye, finger, or obvious scars

I mean, she might be the bosses daughter, but that's no hardcore yak.

>> No.16473169

>>16473164
People forget the meaning of meme 90% of the time.

>> No.16473171

>>16473150
Not until I get muh Undead Mafia.

>> No.16473172

>>16473166
Anon she's just a kid. It's up to you if you're going to take her in.

>> No.16473174

>>16473155
Not much, actually.
It's a childhood friend like that is pretty good.

>> No.16473179

>>16473171
If I give you the Undead Mafia, what will you give me?

>> No.16473180

>>16473155
Childhood friend

>> No.16473185

>>16473174
Nice.

>>16473180
What if she was a childhood friend AND rival?

>> No.16473190

>>16473155
A childhood bully who becomes your wife.

>> No.16473194

>>16473155
A random girl who becomes your wife!

>> No.16473199

>>16473028
Well, that's because she is pregnant.
There is also the naked version.
http://i.imgur.com/NZM8r0H.png

>> No.16473200

>>16473155
>I challenge you to a battle of who can make the other cum the most times!

>> No.16473206

>>16473199
>Plus side, a couple of my fetishes
>Down side: that face

Damn it.

>>16473200
Sounds like she just wants to get pregnant from her rival so she can claim that she's the one who got them married.

>> No.16473209

>>16473179
My gratitude.

>> No.16473213

>>16473206
Sometimes you just gotta take what you can get.

>> No.16473215

>>16473209
You drive a hard bargain.

>> No.16473220

>>16473206
Sounds like she just wants to get pregnant from her rival so she can claim that she's the one who got them married

Uhh, I think you've just described every MG relationship ever. Not just rivals

>> No.16473222

>>16473199
>That level of belly distortion
Fuck off back to /d/ bollocks

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16473223

>>16473206
Butter face!

>> No.16473225

>>16473155
The top of the class, school president who is superior to you in every way becoming your wife.

>> No.16473227

>>16473213
No.
That is not an excuse.

One does not lower the bar simply because its only 'partially good'.

That's how things go bad.

>>16473220
Yeah but this is more like "Yeah! I got him to get me pregnant so I could propose to him before he could propose to me!" type thing.

>>16473223
No.
No.
NO
nO
NONONO

>> No.16473228

>>16473223
>her face
Oh dear lord. Who thought this was acceptable?

>> No.16473232

>>16473223
Please stop, not even Cheshires would think this is funny any more.

>> No.16473235

>>16473199
>Hyper pregnancy shit
>Not even lactating
Fuck that noise.

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16473236

>>16471464
>>16471467
That is not the proper attire a mermaid should be wearing.

>> No.16473237

>>16473223
You are killing the hellhounds!

>> No.16473242

>>16473232
He won't stop till the fat lady sings.

>> No.16473243

>>16473171
Just imagine what being the boyfriend of an Undead Mafia Princess would be like.
>Beautiful as she is, your girlfriend always has a cold edge about her.
>When she takes you to meet her mother, the local Underboss, you feel like you might legitimately die.
>Even moreso when you find out that said Underboss was having tea that day with THE Boss.
>Fortunately, the Boss seemed amused by your nervousness and stuttering and declared you fit to join the family.
>Weeks later, after the wedding, she hands you a different ring from the ones you traded with your new wife.
>A cold signet ring made from gold, etched with the image of a stylized skull.
>You recognize it as the same kind of ring your wife wears on her middle finger.
>"You're one of us now anon, Welcome to the famiglia."

>> No.16473245
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16473245

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DONALD TRUMP MADE MONSTERGIRLS REAL

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/01/human-pig-hybrid-embryo-chimera-organs-health-science/

>> No.16473249

>>16473242
But why would an overweight siren be around here?

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16473250

>What a brilliant idea Mr. A!
>That dumb Super Wurm will think we're just Santa and his Elf assistant.
>We'll rob this bank without a hitch!

>> No.16473251

>>16473245
There were those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?

>> No.16473256

>>16473250
So when Super Wurm says it's not Christmas, will you just tell her you came early this year?

>> No.16473258

>>16473245
>The first wave of Monster Girls will be P'Orcs.

Who would have guessed?

>> No.16473260

>>16473245
Cool but I'm not into p'orcs. When will the portal open? I don't care who does it just somebody open it already.

>> No.16473262

>>16473245
Can't they create hybrid abominations later? I want more space oriented discoveries and tech advancements, also EM Drives.
Though I guess that isn't an issue since space travel is going to be a priority in the new administration.
>>16473250
How rude of her.

>> No.16473266

>>16473260
There are no portals, except the Stargate, and that only leads to not!Egypt.

>> No.16473268

>>16473237
Good, they are shit

>> No.16473270

>>16473243
>Welcome to the famiglia
SON.

>> No.16473274

>>16473092
>not liking adopted daughteru dicking
Fags not welcome

>> No.16473279

>>16473245
I want to impregnate a P'Orc ferociously.

>> No.16473281

>>16473279
Could you beat her in a fight though? Better start training now.

>> No.16473286

>>16473266
So how do I get my waifu?

>> No.16473287

>>16473266
How do Goa'uld work in MGE?

Are they parasite monsters that infect only girls and make them into evil galactic conquerors with a lust for human men or are they minigirls that crawl inside you and control your actions with lewd thoughts?

>> No.16473291

>>16473281
Not him but I want to find a strongfat P'Orc warlord whose been too busy enjoying meat to raid in a while.

>> No.16473292

>>16473286
You could pay me, and by me I mean my Universal Church, a donation and I will pray for you.

>> No.16473295

>>16473281
This.

When the P'Orc hordes come, you need to be able to suplex the leader to assert your dominance.

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16473305

>>16472957
>>16472989
>>16473028
>>16473199
Hellsune is honestly one of the nicer things this thread has invented.
Of course this fucking faggot has to destroy all of that. If I could choose a word to describe how I feel about you and your faggotry, it would be physically impossible to do so. There is no word in any language ever spoken by man, beast, God, or spirit.

In the vast, infinite multi-verse, there exists no word to contain my contempt for you. No messenger can ever deliver the full extent of my rage.

The eternal, wall-less seas of time can never even hope to rival the depths of my fury

If I ever find you, merely sending you down to the depths of hell would not satisfy me. I will go down to the depths of the nineth circle and personally torture you myself forever, until even the devil himself rots away.

You will know pain unlike any other. Even God in his infinite power is forever unable to save you from me. Mark my words, you will suffer.

TL;DR I very much disagree with what you have posted. Please stop.

>> No.16473309

>>16473270
?

>> No.16473311

>>16473305
Anon that's all very mean. I know you dislike it but staying positive is always the best. And maybe you want to post a more positive image? That girl is making me feel sad.

>> No.16473313

>>16473245
Rabbit human hybrids were a thing like ten years ago in Britain.
Though it's merely a test to see if they can cultivate stem cells from them.

>> No.16473316

>>16473305
>LetMeTellYouAboutHate.jpg

>> No.16473319

>>16473305
The Edge is here! Run!

>> No.16473322 [DELETED] 

>>16473305
>not liking thicc
Low beta test pls go and stay go

>> No.16473326

>>16473043
There's nothing good about a dark mage unable to leave her home because of the size of her tits and ass.

>> No.16473329

>>16473322
There's a difference between Thicc and what that guy posted.

>> No.16473330

>>16473326
....You lost me.
Although I probably wouldn't go quite that far.

Not that it would stop me from getting her bigger than big.

She needs a big NEET seat for all the studying she does.

>> No.16473336

>>16473322
Those arent thicc anon.
Those are unholy blobs of flesh.
The only thing missing is the words

ASSIMILATE
ASSIMILATE
ASSIMILATE
ASSIMILATE

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16473338

>>16473305
>Hellsune
>Nice

>> No.16473341

>>16473326
Holy fuck, you are right
Dark mages are canon inflation grills
Gonna send that guy ideas now

>> No.16473342

>>16473336
wait a sec are u tryin to shogg me again

>> No.16473345
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16473345

>>16473209
How's this?

>> No.16473347

>>16473338
Can't beat the mofu man.

>> No.16473349

>>16473345
I miss crayonfag.

>> No.16473350

>>16473345
I don't read sanskrit.

>> No.16473352

>>16473329
There is none though

>> No.16473353
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16473353

>>16473322
There's good thicc and then there's /d/ thicc.
>>16473345
Thanks I guess, Alp

>> No.16473355

>>16473083
>spoiler
Picked the fuck up.

>> No.16473356

>>16473349
He was a hero.
Leagues better than my doodles to boot.

>> No.16473357

>>16473326
>>16473341
Go away /d/

>> No.16473364

>>16473353
Seriously speaking though, I'll fit them in somewhere.

>> No.16473365

>>16473338
Nice is a subjective term.
>Futa Cats
>Stinkypedes
Just to name a few.

>> No.16473370

>>16473353
>methorium
>good
Pick one
He was already meh earlier but now he is fatshit fag

>> No.16473373

>>16473305
It was just a matter of time.
The one responsible for bringing up hellsunes never tried to hide their inflation/expansion fetish.

>> No.16473375

>>16473365
Stinkypedes are canon

>> No.16473376

>>16473353
I wanna slam into that ass with the force of a thousand suns.

>> No.16473377

>>16473370
Get a load of this fag.
>but now he is fatshit fag
>now
Have you seen his Nagato? He's been drawing thicc for years.

>> No.16473378

>>16473370
>He was already meh earlier
shit taste Fampachi

>> No.16473382

>>16473376
I want a Dark Elf to dominate me by smothering my face with her massive brown ass.

>> No.16473388

>>16473365
>Futa Cats
That was mostly just Bob biting the thread bait and proceeding to push his shit fetish because he'll never fuck a woman.

>> No.16473389

>>16473373
Oh.
Well fuck, I guess we need good art of Hellsunes that isn't fat faggotry.

>> No.16473394

So there's a new EMG panel with more species, but they have those small noses that are called furry. Just go check on the booru or something. They're Werewolf, werecat, wererabbit and werefox.

>> No.16473397

>>16473355
Muh nigga

>> No.16473403 [DELETED] 

THICC

>> No.16473405

>>16470081
>missed dark mage art
FUCK

>> No.16473406

What would be better?

Attending an undead bake sale with an Elf-Wight and Lich? Or a chili cook-off with a Salamander and Hellpup?

>> No.16473412

>>16473406
An ice queen and glacies daughteru's ice cream shop.

>> No.16473413

>>16473405
That's a WIP that Barb posted on his Twitter, so there's no telling when he'll finally finish it.

>> No.16473415

>>16473406
>undead bake sale
I don't really trust any baked goods created by the dead to taste any good.
On the other hand, the salamander and hellpup chili is likely to actually kill me.
Undead it is!

>> No.16473417

>>16473413
I should also say that it's among a set of three WIPs as well.

>> No.16473423

>>16473412
I hear their iced coffee is good.

>>16473415
The undead pride themselves on making things that won't kill you and taste good. Why, that Ghost worked hard on making those doughnuts. It'd be rude not to try some!

And the chili cook off would likely blow up once someone starts the "beans or no beans" arguement.

>> No.16473424

>>16473412
Actually scratch that, thay sounds like an awful idea. You'd probably freeze to death while trying to eat the ice cream. Without warm smiles, ice cream is just sugary snow.

>> No.16473429

>>16473423
>no beans
Why even bother making it at that point?

>> No.16473434

>>16473429
Chili is not suppossed to have beans.

>> No.16473435

>>16473429
>Wanting your anus to implode on itself.
Are you a masochist?

>> No.16473442

>>16473435
I'm sorry your intestines are apparently made out of tissue paper.

>> No.16473443

>>16473424
Milkshakes are superior though.
See if you can get some fresh milk for it from the owner.

>> No.16473445

>>16473429
Both are good, depends on the chili.

>>16473435
Not that guy but yes, its why I enjoy having heavy monster girls sit on my face.

>> No.16473446

Quick, I need somebody to convince me to stop nursing my /mgt/ addiction and actually write.

>> No.16473449

>>16473445
>Not that guy but yes, its why I enjoy having heavy monster girls sit on my face.
Not him, but that's not a good way to follow up a discussion of chili beans, even if I also love facesitting.

>> No.16473453

>>16473449
No.
Bad anon.

>> No.16473454

>>16473446
Think of your waifu. Think of how happy and proud of you she'd be once you finish that story.

>> No.16473456

>>16473446
Git gud

>> No.16473457

>>16473429
Think of the poor oni. They want to be able to enjoy the chili too.

>> No.16473459

>>16473370
Actually drink bleach

>> No.16473461

You wouldn't shower/bathe with mofu? Would you? That's a lot of poofy fur you'll get when frying her off.

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>>16473446
If you'll write I'll doodle a Lich doing something.
Or just keep posting, I couldn't give a fuck after deal with my tire exploding over a fucking leaf.

>> No.16473463

>>16473454
Sum up this thread in five words.

>> No.16473466

>>16473429
I'm thinkin bout thos beans

>> No.16473467

>>16473463
Thicc
Chili
Darkmage
Titties
Futacat

>> No.16473468

>>16473446
I'm a terrible excuse for a writefag and even I'm writing while listening to the Initial D soundtrack so you really need to step up your game.

>> No.16473469

>>16473462
Alright anon.
I'll do it for the lich.

>> No.16473471

>>16473463
Relatively slow nothing too original

>> No.16473473

>>16473463
I hadn't really been listening to the thread argument.

>> No.16473475

>>16473446
Fuck off Shoggocks and git gud.

>> No.16473476

>>16473463
I wanna fuck monster girls.

>> No.16473477

>>16473463
Demons
Cows
Daughterus
Incest
/d/art

>> No.16473481

>>16473463
i wish my monsterwaifu wasreal

>> No.16473482

>>16473463
Don't Forget You're Here Forever

>> No.16473485
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16473485

If she can't carry you in her arms like a bride then she's not the one.

>> No.16473486

>>16473469
Get writing then.
Bitch.

>> No.16473488

>>16473482
Truly the best one.

>> No.16473489

>>16473459
>t. Fatshit fag

>> No.16473490
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16473490

>>16473485
you piece of absolute patrician

>> No.16473492

>>16473463
Massive Milky Lactating Calcium Cannons?

>> No.16473493

>>16473485
Enjoy your alping, fag

>> No.16473499

>>16473245
>“In ancient civilizations, chimeras were associated with God,” he says, and our ancestors thought “the chimeric form can guard humans.” In a sense, that’s what the team hopes human-animal hybrids will one day do.
Spoken like a true madman

>> No.16473502

>>16473485
Very true. All I want is to be princess carried by my tall waifu.

>> No.16473503

>>16473499
He just has more Insight.

>> No.16473508

>>16473457
Kasen told me Oni were merely pretending to be weak to beans.

>> No.16473510

What do happily married MGs do when they're encountered by Order paladins/heroes? Subdue them and warn others or run and hide?
What do they're husbands do, assuming they don't have a cover or their cover has been blown? Would a MG wife get upset if a husband was forced to defend himself against Order humans resulting in killing them?

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16473511

>>16473499
By Kek I sure hope this doesn't backfire.

>> No.16473515

>>16473503
Whats that smell?

>> No.16473517
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>>16473508
hmmm, well now I want to find an oni chieftan and throw soybeans at her and see what happens

>> No.16473518

>>16473510
>You are not living your life correctly!
Punching intensifies.

>> No.16473522

>>16473515
It's enough to make a man sick!

>> No.16473525

>>16473517
She'll probably act the part.
Her claim was that they pretended to be weak so that nobody would go digging for their true weakness, which could destroy them outright.
Bearing in mind that this is ZUN's take.

>> No.16473528

>>16473510
>What do happily married MGs do when they're encountered by Order paladins/heroes?
Judging by how inuniverse order soldiers get rekt by monsters because they left them an opening upon hesitating to kill them, I don't think anything noteworthy would happen other than the two exchanging stares and pretending they didn't see each other.

>> No.16473532

>>16473525
I was hoping for her to laugh at me and promptly enslave me and obliterate my pelvis

>> No.16473536

>>16473510
I'm just going to compare my waifu here since that is pretty much all I can think of. I think my waifu would probably just lay the mummy curse on them all. All that tighf armor up against their sensitive skin would probably turn them into temporary sluts. I wouldn't want my waifu to hurt herself and she probably wouldn't want me to try and fight. Also would be funny to watch what happens to them after they're carried back and thrown into the Khepri pit.

>> No.16473538
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16473538

Oh god it's coming out in less than a day!

>> No.16473541

>>16473528
>"Oh god there's Gerald. Better make myself sparse-"
>"Oh hey! Arthur! It's been ages! Let me introduce you to my Kraken wife and 800 kids!"
>Chief God damn it...

>> No.16473546
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16473546

>>16473510
My waifu would do her damndest to capture them and bring them back to the castle to have the females monsterized and the males matched with 'persuasive' single servants of hers
Happens a lot actually, majority of the fief's male population are former paladins
She's pretty overprotective of me though and would try to intervene either directly or via subordinates if I got caught in a fight with them

>> No.16473550
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16473550

>>16473485
>>16473490

MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT GUNS, HON

>> No.16473551

>>16473245
Subtle reminder there are going to be males as well.

>> No.16473556

>>16473551
Now while monster boys have no business in this thread I for one welcome our new Orc bros and hope they can enjoy the 3DPD women we won't be needing anymore

>> No.16473561

>>16473556
They will fuck pig and human women.

>> No.16473563

>>16473551
We kill them?

>> No.16473564

>>16473556
They just got here and you want to inflict THAT on them?

>> No.16473568

>>16473564
We can engineer them to like it though?

>> No.16473569

>>16473536
Good taste. The Demon Realm thanks you for your service.

>> No.16473572

>>16473550
I know I need to lick but I'm not sure where to start

>> No.16473573

>>16473563
>anyone on /jp/
>getting off there ass to do anything
you're hilarious, anon.

>> No.16473580

>>16473573
The sad truth. Atleast I wish I could. That's got to be something.

>> No.16473583

>>16473563
Long pork will save world hunger.

>> No.16473587

>>16473569
I wonder if the desert kingdom hands over paladins who've been Khepri'd to the demon realm for "further work"

>> No.16473591

>>16472760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE

I want a MG to make me drinks.

It's like ASMR but with booze.

>> No.16473592

>>16473573
You'd be surprised at the overall range of backgrounds of people here, even if the mean is probably what you think it is

>> No.16473593

>>16473463
needless arguing over a fetish

>> No.16473595

>>16473573
You would be surprised.

>> No.16473596

>>16473587
Reminder that the Khepri pit is a reward, not a punishment.

>> No.16473597
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16473597

>>16473587
We gladly accept generous donations!!! >>16473546
Every bit helps!

>> No.16473599

>>16473596
Unless you have a fear of bugs.

>> No.16473601

>>16473591
There's a few videos like this without any talking too, shit's great.
>you will never be married to a satyros and receive personal bar tending from her after closing time.

>> No.16473602

>>16473463
Autismly autistic autists autisming autistically.

>> No.16473605

i want to spook my vampfu by giving her surprise back hugs coupled with ear nibbling while she is pregnant

>> No.16473607

>>16473605
If you tried that with a Llama or Alpaca they'd abort all over you in self defense.

>> No.16473609

>>16473599
But they're cute and they want 「YOU」 to be their king!

>> No.16473611

>>16473609
To hell with being king. I just wanted to make quick cash to start my cooking career! Not to be assaulted by an army of bugs!

>> No.16473612

>>16473596
It may be to some. But pure paladins with no dirty thoughts? It's hell, but slowly turns to heaven after they become sluts.

>> No.16473618
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16473618

>>16473599
Who doesn't want to be gangraped by a group of brown shortstack creepy crawlies?

>> No.16473620

>>16473611
You should've just asked one of the sphinxes dude.

>> No.16473621

Thread people, I want to sincerely thank you for pointing me at that UchiMusume manga. I have witnessed a miracle.

>> No.16473630

>>16473490
For the love of fuck what is the translated version of this saying?

>> No.16473632
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16473632

>>16473618
Want is a bit of an understatement, I'd love to.

>> No.16473643

>>16472992

Imagine a Automaton saying this

>> No.16473644

>>16473621
You're welcome.

>> No.16473646

>>16473618
I'd prefer raping them and making them into my slaves instead of being raped and made king.

>> No.16473650

>>16473643
With her face centimeters away from a Cheshire's as the Automaton does a "Are you fucking serious" face?

>> No.16473663

Who /excited for Ochimusha/ here?
I like the combat focused girls

>> No.16473664

>>16473605
This is how you get her to remind you that you put her in this state and that you have to take FULL responsibility
Well, what will you do?

>> No.16473667

>>16473663
She's boring really.

>> No.16473668

>>16473630
She says that she wants to help him fight the thing and that they should gattai.
He asks why she's so eager to help.
She says it's because she owes him for saving her village.

Did you expect something cute/funny/sexy? Too bad!

>> No.16473676

>>16473663
Is she going to be the next reveal?

>> No.16473700

>>16473663
I hope we get a new girl first.

Either way we have to wait for KC's pc to be fixed/replaced.

>> No.16473708

>>16473700
Remember to back up your files, everyone.
I know I'd be crushed if I lost GBs of waifu stuff.

>> No.16473712

>>16473700
He revealed the Dark Mage a week after Atlantis Nacho.

>> No.16473724

>>16473664
Proceed to give her belly rubs while we cuddle under blankets

>> No.16473730

>>16473708
Same, an entire waifu folder lost I will never make this mistake again
I'm glad KC was wise enough to back up all his data

>>16473712
I didn't even notice but yeah they were only 10 days apart
Maybe he just wanted to catch up on his schedule

>>16473724
That doesn't sound like it'd be nearly enough
Bring hot chocolate and put on her favorite movie too

>> No.16473731

>>16473700
Did I miss gremlin?
Feels like there was some release I skipped over.

>> No.16473733

>>16473724
I love how my nickname for her memed. It's a good feeling akin to Wurmlings crawling around your insides like chestbursters.

>> No.16473745

>>16473730
twilight?

>> No.16473751

>>16473745
I'd think it'd be the old Nosferatu movie.

>spoiler
Gonna ignore that.

>> No.16473752

>>16473663
More interested in Nurarihyon and any brand new girls.

>> No.16473753
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16473753

>>16473745
Kill her and remarry.

>> No.16473754

>>16473245
We might end up with something like this though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuvHPr4BGk

>> No.16473757

>>16473745
>>16473751
>not Dracula: Dead and loving it

>> No.16473758

>>16473757
>Or the Leslie Nealson movie about Vampires

>> No.16473764

>>16473757
>>16473758
>Not What we do in the Shadows

>> No.16473767

Or Blackula.

>> No.16473771

>>16473764
>not Van Helsing so you can mock the Canuck and suggest she cosplays as Kate's character for you

>> No.16473784

>>16473708
That's happened to me before. Now I backup into an external once every month or so.

>> No.16473832

>>16473708
My external needs a new connecter and I hope it's still alright.

>> No.16473845

>>16473256
>not having a snow machine to make it look like its winter
>other heroes try to tell SuperWurm that it's July
>"Silly Batgirl, of course it's Christmas, it's snowing!"

>> No.16473858

>>16473845
Aren't they in Arizona?

>> No.16473860

>>16473832
I got a USB SSD that I throw my most used directories on once a month.

>> No.16473863

>>16473845
By this logic, it's Christmas all year in Antarctica.
We don't need Wurms boring through the tectonic plates trying to get there.

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>>16473708
I use a 64GB SD card for my monstergirl stuff since I have a laptop. But now I need to get a new one in order to have somewhere to put my Fate and Abyssal stuff and free up space.

>> No.16473885

>>16473877
Those tits and hips are TOO big.

>> No.16473900

>>16473885
Perfect for breeding

>> No.16473902

>>16473863
>>16473860
How much does it hold? My external had 200 tbs of space.

>> No.16473915

>>16473885
But there's a lot of milk in those jugs.

>> No.16473920

>>16473915
Somebody needs to fix that then.

>> No.16473922

>>16473885
How can someone be so wrong?

>> No.16473936

>>16473885
>I am a huge faggot and please rape my face

To each their own

>> No.16473943

>>16473922
When your waist eclipses your head severely that is a sign of too fucking big.

>> No.16473945

>>16473902
Mine is just 1 TB and it's only a quarter full. I don't have a lot of shit that takes up much space.
Dont back up shit like animes or movies.

>> No.16473955

>>16473945
You should. It keeps you stocked up in case you're without internet and you want to watch anime.

>> No.16473957

>>16473943
If your waist is smaller than your head you probably have severe health issues.

>> No.16473966

>>16473955
And I would keep those on my main drive, not my back up drive.
The back up drive is for stuff that cannot be easily replaced.

>> No.16473967

What kind of spells can your waifu cast, if any?

>> No.16473971

>>16473643
Imagine an automaton saying this, but changing to reflect her love for master.

>> No.16473978

>>16473967
Heat shield.
It's the only one we need.

>> No.16473985

>>16473877
Is that rider as a lamia?

I-I need to go masturbate again. Cheifgod-dammit, I just finished too.

>> No.16473988

>>16473967
It's completely unexplored in her source material, so I'd say "damn near anything she puts her mind to," though illusion magic would be her forte.
She seems like the min-maxing type though.

>> No.16473993

>>16473967
She casts a spell on me with her eyes.
It makes me fall on top of her and violate her voluptuous body without rest.

>> No.16473999
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>>16473985
She's Gorgon, AKA Medusa's monster form.
Also an Avenger class Servant.

>> No.16474001

>>16473943
No, having a waist larger than your head is called having human proportions.

>> No.16474003

>>16473999
Anna is best girl

>> No.16474008 [SPOILER] 
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>>16473999
She looks like she gives good head.

>> No.16474011

>>16474008
Dumb purple cat.

>> No.16474014
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16474014

>>16473967
Illusion, translocation, summoning, and fire magic. Plus I probably apply a bit more power and magic shenanigans to the Contract than her source material implies.

>> No.16474034

>>16473967
My waifu casts curses instead of spells. I'm not sure that these curses are. I know one curse which is the mummy curse. I haven't really thought about it. But then again, there's an excuse I usually use in this situation, "let it be a surprise"

>> No.16474046

>>16474034
>curse of stiffening

>> No.16474047

>>16474008
I want to headpat a cheshire till she purrs!

>> No.16474049

>>16474001
But hers eclipses her head by a very wide margin.
She has a tiny ribcage and head at this point.

>> No.16474057

>>16474046
>curse of endurance

>> No.16474061

>>16474049
Nah, you're just crazy.

>> No.16474064

>>16474057
These are gonna end up being paper-Mario-tier "curses," aren't they?

>> No.16474065

>>16474034
>Return the slab...of dick!

>> No.16474066

>>16474064
Depends, is the curse of "Only Gets of by Paizuri" one?

>> No.16474069

>>16474046
>>16474057
>>16474065
Thanks for the giggle anons.

>curse of infinite mana

>> No.16474074

>>16474061
I'm not. She has disproportionate sizes going on.

>> No.16474082

>>16474014
>summoning
Is there a hell in the MGE universe to pull summons from?

>> No.16474092

>>16473967
Mindflayers know plenty of psionic spells like their infamous Mind Blast

>>16474014
I'm not that much into Demons but if a red skinned one asked me to sign something I'd do it without even reading it

>> No.16474097

>>16474074
So silly.
So so silly.

>> No.16474098

>>16474092
>Congragulations! You are now property of Apple, and will be usef in the Human Cent-Ipad project!

>> No.16474100
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16474100

>>16473967
>Vampire seduction (Always fails)
>Invisibility/shadow cloak
>Summon:Maid wight

>> No.16474099

>>16474082
yes probably

>> No.16474102

>>16474097
Excuse me for not going balls deep in disproportionate women. I'm not like that helltsune fag.

>> No.16474112

>>16474082
No, she just summons already existing devils and imps and the occasional hellhound in her employ from the Demon Realm to her location.
>>16474092
Right? I like to imagine they can illusion up different skin tones on the fly to suit their husband's wants

>> No.16474115

>>16474102
The snake demands it anon.
Besides, you could use that chest like a pillow.

>> No.16474122

>>16473967
Necromancy, primarily. And some of the darker aspects of ice magic.

>> No.16474125

>>16474115
Maybe if the rest of her got bigger so that she isn't Jupiter hips mc thunder thighs with half the thread orbiting her tits like Saturn's ring.

>> No.16474126

>>16474100
>Vampire seduction (always fails)
Is she embarrassed by it doing so?

>> No.16474128

>>16474122
A Lich who likes her questionably obtained cadavers to be in prime condition?

>> No.16474136

>>16474126
It doesnt work if the victim already loves her anon

>> No.16474138

>>16474136
Dawww.

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>>16472155
Don't tease Ice Queens

>> No.16474147

>>16474144
I will tease them! The old Slav saying is true: "Your blood can't freeze if it's 90 proof".

>> No.16474149

>>16474144
Ice Queens are made for teasing.

>> No.16474155

>>16474008

That's one way to get ahead in life.

>> No.16474159

>>16473967
She can peer into an assess the quality of your soul, utilize the purification rites of fire, ice and lightning, knows a modest number of enhance enchantments, and finally true Death and basic Necromancy spells.

>> No.16474174

>>16474128
A Wight who'll soggy the earth and then freeze the mud around the ankles of her foes before claiming their heads and and bringing her fallen foe back as an ally.

>> No.16474183

>>16473971
My Lichfu learned White Magic during her "rebellious" phase when she was human and lived with her necromancer parents.
Thanks to that, she can heal me and cast Life3 to let me cheat death. Although she can't heal herself without killing herself, but that's what blue magic and death spells are for.

>> No.16474186

>>16474144
I want to cuddlefuck a loli Yeti.

>> No.16474190
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16474190

I want to stroke a space kakuen's tail and spank her ass until she's ahegaoing mess

>> No.16474213

>>16474190
The rapid tail stroking technique is truely a fearsome thing.

>> No.16474232
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16474232

You accidentally trip your yandere stalker into a pond after dodging her attempt to knock you out cold and kidnap you.

However, a lady in the lake splits yandere-chan into a delicate yamato nadeshiko of gold and a dominant, tomboyish yandere of silver. Both still seem to love you.

What do you do? Pick one? Ask for the yandere back? Love both at once? Other?

>> No.16474239

>>16474232
I'll go with neither.

>> No.16474242

>>16470138
I've finally finished my profile for my waifu. Had it in my documents for ages but never got around to thinking it out and finishing it. I apologise if you don't care. I'd be happy to know what you guys think of her.

Species: Anubis

Name: Nanu (meaning beautiful)

Homeland: The desert kingdom

Abilities: only known curse is the Mummy curse. Other curses are yet to be learned and understood. Only way of knowing is through direct contact with her. Her ability to use a sword is also noted. Although it is used rarely, it can have a lethal blow. Curses seem to be a more common method.

Curses that are assumed to be used by the Anubis. Found through ancient hyroglifics. Each curse can vary in affectivity on victims with higher demonic energy. It's said that each curse is given a specific line/phrase/word to be activated. Hyroglifics suggest that this line/phrase/word can only be used by the Anubis. Effectively of the curse can also be down to the Anubis. If the curse is being used on her husband I'm a friendly way it doesn't have to be as affective.

-Curse of fear. Strikes fear in the hearts of the victim
-Curse of submission. Causes the victim to obey every order given to them by the caster for a given amount of time.
-Curse of paralysation. Causes the victim to freeze and be unable to move for a given amount of time
-Curse of disarm. Disarms the victim of any weapon they're holding.
-Curse of calming. Calms the victim and makes them physically weak. Has seen to make victims very tired.

[This archive is yet to be complete. More research is being carried out]


Special features:
-About 6'5"

Hobbies: design and architecture. Designing new buildings and making models of them while documenting the blueprints on scrolls.

Job: guard of the Pharoah's kingdom. Although she does work a series of other jobs in the kingdom such as tending to the mummies and the dead, writing out hyroglifics and scrolls, leading slaves, watching over slave work and leading major architectural projects.

Special personality features: her personality is similar to an average Anubi's although she has a change in mood when around me. She's seen to be more calm and loving. Still giving orders and commands but I'm a more loving way. Her clothes can consist of cute robes/clothing items she enjoys wearing. She enjoys a "skirt" with her traditional guard uniform. The skirt has Egyptian text and the colour patterns of blue and yellow on it. The skirt isn't made of one whole fabric but instead has long slim plates segmented with similar sized fabric in between the plates holding it together to look more like a protective kilt rather than a skirt. [See image below for a better understanding]

http://m.imgur.com/Ff4V7pc

[This profile is still being expanded on. Note that my waifu is similar to a vanilla Anubi. Where I don't specific a difference from the original design is usually where she is vanilla. E.g the eye colour]

>> No.16474245

>>16474232
Ask why someone suddenly decided to show up and split someone in two for no apparent reason

>> No.16474252

>>16474242
>Name: Nanu (meaning beautiful)
Nani?

>> No.16474253

>>16473971
>Automaton kabe-dons you
«Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to love you since I woke up. There are 387.44 million nanometers of magical circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my body. If the word Love was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of nanometers it would not equal one one-billionth of the lust and love I feel for you right now at this micro instant. I love you. Love love love.»
>"I just wanted to order some pizza."

>> No.16474266

>>16474252
Nani means beautiful? Hm, I could've sworn Nanu meant beautiful. Still, I picked the name because I love it. It such a sweet name.

Wasn't too long or complicated but just had that click that made you easily remember it.

>> No.16474267

>>16474242
Holy shit anon.

>> No.16474273

>>16474242
>Nanu
Funny, I have a mummy named Anu. Are cheeky sounding names popular or something?

>> No.16474279

>>16474253
>>"I just wanted to order some pizza."
>I am your pizza now

>> No.16474285

>>16474273
It's a cute style of name isn't it?

>>16474267
Is there something wrong with it?

>> No.16474286

>>16474279
That's not how that works.

>> No.16474287

>>16474253
What kind of pizza? Is it Omnissiah approved?

>> No.16474289

>>16474232
Haul ass outta there, because this shit is getting too weird for me.
First I find that a girl turns crazy enough to want to kidnap me, then she gets split in two by some lady of the lake.
I guess if I had to pick, I would go with gold.

>> No.16474292

>>16474285
Not to me, no. I used it becauce it's a bit of a pun for "A new name".

>> No.16474301

>>16470101
>Oomukade
>Likes to Cuddle
>Shy and clingy personality
>Able to control me via venom to the point where I'm at her beck and call
>Even as a NEET she is obsessive with caring for her eggs

>> No.16474303

>>16474242
Now this is dedication, good job anon.

>> No.16474310

>>16474242
Nanu is tall!

>> No.16474314

>>16470311
looks to be some sort of janked up sloth-zebra hybrid
has science gone too far?

>> No.16474316

>>16474232
>after dodging her attempt to knock you out cold and kidnap you.
Wrong. Try again.

>> No.16474322

>>16474303
Thanks anon! Means a lot.

>>16474310
A very tall girl!

>> No.16474328

>>16474322
Do you like your girls tall? I like my girls tall

>> No.16474330

>>16474322
>6'5''
>tall

Fucking manlets I swear to god

>> No.16474335

>>16474314
lrn to japanese mythology

>> No.16474337

>>16474328
You're a man of fine taste I see. Tall girls are always best. They give that sense of protection and being the little spoon is always comfy.

>> No.16474341

>>16474322
Tall girls are great.

>mfw when my waifu is a foot taller than me at 6'7

>> No.16474345

>>16474341
>implying manlets will get waifus when the portal opens
When will they learn?

>> No.16474346

>>16474330
But Anon, if I were taller, it would be harder to find girls taller than me! Tall girls are love!

>>16474337
My fellow patrician!

>> No.16474347

>>16474330

when will we learn?

>> No.16474348

>>16474345
>He isn't 10 ft 11
Your high horse still doesn't make you high enough, manlet. Kek.

>> No.16474351

>>16474345
>>16474330
Anon come on. Let's be nice.

>>16474341
Do you mind me asking who your waifu is anon?

>> No.16474354

>>16474242
What kind of bodytype does she have? I would imagine she would be fairly fit since she's a guard, no?

Your waifu is great by the way. Tall anubi best anubi.

>> No.16474357

>>16474351
>Let's be nice.
IAmNotNice.jpg

>> No.16474358

>>16474345
Shortness is pain.

>>16474351
A tall Salamander.

>> No.16474364

>>16470804
I can sympathize.
>>16470835
Wow that was really sweet of you to say. Thank you fellow anon for the gesture.

>> No.16474383

>All these anons forgetting MGE is a JAPAN founded setting and that Japan average height is already manlet height.

We will all be titans among Asian dwarves, whether tall or short.

>> No.16474384

>>16474354
>body type

I'm retarded. I triple checked the whole thing to make sure I got everything. And I forget that. No worries.

Her body type is very similar to vanilla but with a hint of abs. Not too much but just enough you can see them. Her thighs are also fairly muscular. But like I said not too much. But that's really about relativity since she's going to be quite tall so her body will be quite big. I guess really her muscles would be smaller in comparison to a Minotaur. Similar to this http://imgur.com/1kCmeax..

>spoiler

Thanks anon!

>>16474357
That's ok. We're all different afterall.

>>16474358
>salamander

Very nice choice anon. Such lovely girls and very skilled at dueling.

>> No.16474387

>>16474383
Such is my only solace in existence.
>>16474384
I like my big, brown fire gecko.

>> No.16474410

>>16474383
>the tallest monster girl ever was 180cm

>> No.16474413

>>16474410
STOP

>> No.16474416

>>16472264
I honestly feel like I'm the only Thunderbird fan here.

>> No.16474417
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>you will never be the sex "slave" of a lonely CC Mofu Yakuza lieutenant

>> No.16474419

>>16474410
Do nips not have a tall girl fetish?

>> No.16474420

>>16474419
They're short, ANY girl would be tall to 'em.

>> No.16474421

>>16474417
What kind of CC? The "gentle and loving" or the "60 years of built up sexual frustration"?

>> No.16474422

>>16474421
A mixture of the two.

>> No.16474423

>>16474419
They do.
It's just that their "holy shit she's a titan" is the upper end of normal for us.

>> No.16474424

>>16472648
>the hat becomes so huge from countless orgies it blots out the sun

>> No.16474425

>>16474419
Sakaki is considered a giant and she's 174cm

>> No.16474427

>>16474425
Horseshit.

>> No.16474433

>>16474232
>yamato nadeshiko
A what?
Can't I just have the Lady in the Lake?

>> No.16474436

>>16471871
I rarely remember my dreams. Perhaps 2-3 times a year.

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>>16474410
>You'll never approach a MG who has gotten used to being the tallest around, as if it was a matter of natural law that nobody is taller than her
>You'll never leave her as a stuttering mess by standing next to her with a 20cm advantage

>> No.16474440

>>16474242
Well shit, I never posted a profile like this on the assumption it would be poorly received or unwelcome- color me jealous. Very impressive and delightful, anon! I look forward to seeing more in the future!

>> No.16474444
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>>16474427
This is the future you chose.

>> No.16474446

>>16474417
>you'll never join a black ops death squad with unhinged monstergirls and human wizards, and remove criminal scum from premises
>you'll never cut off the dragon's head figuratively and literally

>> No.16474448

>>16472154
Just keep your fingers crossed. Tanuki scheme tactics 101.

>> No.16474449

>>16474437
>so tall your face ends on her crotch
>proceed to kiss her navel and slap her butt

>> No.16474453

>>16474440
Thanks anon for the compliments. I found it the profile to be a good way of explaining my waifu and key gestures easily.

>> No.16474456

>>16474453
Features*

>> No.16474457

>>16474446
>literally
>not just Mere Female Lizard™-ing her

>> No.16474462

>>16474427
>>16474425
>>16474420
Average Japanese female adul height is 5'2 (158cm). Keep in mind that's actual adult, and not even shorter teen girls like in all your animations and manga

>> No.16474471

>>16474433
Ideal Japan female archetype. Delicate, submissive, kind, elegant, soft-spoken, etc

>> No.16474473

>>16474462
>tfw 202cm/6'7

I legit wouldn't fit most places
I always adjust heights from JP material in my head though to be less manletcentric

>> No.16474477

>>16474473
>Another anon whose height starts with 2
It's an awful feeling to have your spine turn into an upside down J for most of your daily life due to everything being designed for manlets.

>> No.16474479

>>16474437
I like the thought of that, a 5'10 girl who was considered extremely tall for a girl in her land where guys at 5'8 at most.

Picking her up and princess carrying her would probably get a nice reaction.

>> No.16474480

>>16474462
At 5'7, the fact that I'm tall there is ridiculous.

>> No.16474481

>>16474453
Well if ever she wants a brimstone-warm reception, she's welcome to visit us in the Demon Realm!

>> No.16474483

>>16473287
They're incompatible with the setting entirely.

Stargate universe runs on all mythological figures being plain old aliens with advanced technology. Figures from a world where all myths are regular motherfuckers, some of which are just on a power trip, colliding with a world in which all myths are true, with the actual abilities of their myths, Earth would roflstomp the fucking worms, wraith get fucked by the undead, replicators are literally the only remotely legitimate threat and even then there's probably one or more MGs that hard-counter THEM too.

They don't work as MGs either, basically weakened ropers with no tentacles and a tendency to fall for their own bullshit

>> No.16474487

>>16474383
My waifu isn't jut relatively tall, she's 7ft.

>> No.16474489

>>16474481
I would be nice to visit places and travel with my waifu. That would be very nice.

>> No.16474491
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>>16474479
>You'll never give a "tall" MG a piggyback ride and show her the real meaning of tall

>> No.16474492

>>16474477
>had interviews in 5 different states last week and had to fly fucking skybus for each
Literally kill me. Share my feels fellow giant

>> No.16474496

>>16474491
This, it would be fantastic.

>> No.16474502

What are the odds that an anon whose 170cm be of carrying a waifu who's 200cm?

>> No.16474507

>>16474502
You could try anon. I have faith in you.

>> No.16474508

>>16474492
>Visited a relative's house in a rural area
>Needless to say one door is small enough to require me hunching over lest get hit, but it's in a place I'd rarely frequent so there's no getting used to it
>Walk through it and hunch over, smug self-satisfaction at how I didn't get hit
>Forget about it, walk back through the same door, hit head
>Not even against wood, it was a concrete doorway
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot

Not that I think about it, would a lamia feel self-conscious about her tail size if she can't fully wrap herself around someone?

>> No.16474511

>>16474502
As long as you have enough strength, you'll be fine.

>> No.16474512

>>16474491
>you will never sit her on your lap quite comfortably and ruffle her hair
>she will never pout and blush

>> No.16474518

>>16474512
>You'll never figure out who gets the most startled over her height when she walks past them
>You'll never walk past them yourself after she does to see their reaction

>> No.16474526

>>16474508
Holy shit I know that fucking feel.

Also, I imagine she'd be moderately shocked and would pretend it didn't bother her while secretly looking up stretches she can do to get the extra inches

>> No.16474530

>>16474507
Then I'll believe in you who believes in me
>>16474511
As a man, I should be able to lift my waifu.
I should have put points into strength earlier.

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>>16474526
>while secretly looking up stretches she can do to get the extra inches
If she wanted the extra inches all she needs to do is ask

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>>16474457
>You will never get into an Aku x Jack style relationship with a Dragon

>> No.16474541

What would a Hathorite Dark Mage be like?

>> No.16474550

>>16474532
HOOOOO

>> No.16474555

>>16474541
Probably chubby.
That and a bit ditsy seeming, although still kind

>> No.16474556
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>>16474541
>Stylish skimpy cowprint clothing
>Cow themed trinkets and the usual types of MGE jewelry
>Tanned skin
>Massive tiddies and ass (Of course)
>Milk has potent mana restoration capabilities
>Witch hat is more streamlined
That's as far as my imagination went.

>> No.16474560

>>16474555
>>16474556
Sounds perfect.

>> No.16474567

>>16474541
https://exhentai.org/s/6230eab80b/932885-3

This body type.

>> No.16474583
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16474583

Why does she look so elegant no matter what she wears?

>> No.16474586

>>16474537
DONT SEXUALIZE THE AKUU

>> No.16474590

I wonder, if aragami were corrupted by demonic energy would they give ghoul tier blowjobs or just be unusally horny monster girls.
https://files.catbox.moe/6r3mso.png

>> No.16474592

>>16474586
>Sleeping with Fem-Aku
>HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOL! NOW YOUR SEED IS IN ME, THE GREAT AND MIGHTY AKUU!
>She keeps laughing in that laugh and you can't pull oujt

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16474594

>>16474556
How's that lamo going to compete with such an inferior hat?

>> No.16474597

>>16474592
>her FLAMING eyebrows go off

>> No.16474600

>>16474567
That's nice.
>>16474592
It's time to UNLEASH AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL.

>> No.16474601

>>16474594
By being a monster girl I'd want to fuck.

>> No.16474624

>>16474479
What happens to the 5ft Yetis when their average height is over 6ft? They're not used to being the little spoon when cuddling

>> No.16474638

>>16474624
They evolve to be even fluffier in an attempt to better completely surround you with fluff.

>> No.16474642

>>16474638
Those sound like weresheep.

>> No.16474650

>>16474624
>Yeti ends up being the small spoon
>Pouts because it sucks at first, not being able to embrace Anon
>Then she realizes it's Anon embracing HER
>Full-blown Yeti awawawa as she feels those big, strong arms wrap around her from behind while he snuggles in

>> No.16474663

>>16474650
>Yetipiphany

>> No.16474665

>>16474642
Anon that's ridiculous, oh they also evolved horns are a side effect of their evolution is being extra sleepy, you know because their fluff is so cuddly. Saying that a bunch of mountain weresheep tanned themselves and drank a bunch of milk to make their tits bigger is a conspiracy theory with no basis.

>> No.16474666

>>16474242
>Nanu
So are you the guy writing the cripple healing story, or is that just a coincidence?

Either way, lovely profile.
>About 6'5"
Dats a tall waifu.

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>>16474330
Fuck you, anon!
5'10" Is comepletely normal!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.16474674

>>16474586
If they didn't want it to happen they wouldn't have made Fem!Aku a thing in the first place.

>> No.16474688

>>16474665
>implying tanned weresheep with huge breasts don't already exist.

Go to the ones that live on a holst/weresheep farm, they get cheap milk for larger chests.

>> No.16474694

>>16474688
Yeah but they don't live in mountains so they don't have to compete with other super fluffy girls.

>> No.16474704

>>16474694
YEah but you forget something else.
These weresheep don't have to deal with the dangers of mountain life so they are softer feeling, and not just in wool.

Yetis are surprisingly muscular

>> No.16474715

What monster girls are tall and thick? Like meth's girls?

>> No.16474720

>>16474715
Holsts and demons.

>> No.16474723

>>16474715
Trolls

>> No.16474727
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16474727

https://youtu.be/JDUxc6MLXoM

>Gentlewomen... Behold! I have invented a spell that will attract males from a 200km radius towards our swamp!
>Uh, hey, Dark Mage, that's kinda a pretty big radius, don't you think?
>BEHOOOLD!
>O-oh Maou, that's... hey, wait a minute, these aren't males, they're tentacles!!! GYAAH!
>I NEVER SPECIFIED WHICH SPECIES OF MALE! HAHAHAHA! THEY HUNGER... FOR MORE...

>> No.16474730

>>16474650
>it's the first time she's ever experienced a full body hug on herself
>she drifts to sleep in your arms from the cozy hug
>her fur gently tickles you as she squirms in her sleep
>fluffy yeti paws rub your bag as she softly snores against you

>> No.16474738

>>16474600
>It's time to UNLEASH AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
>she says this right as she's about to give birth to your child
>it's actually the most adorable and innocent little daughteru you've ever seen
>she tries to get you to knock her up again, saying she'll really do it next time
I want this. Like, a lot.

>> No.16474744

>>16474727
MY NAAAME IIIS

>> No.16474758
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>>16474715
Jabberwocks, Holsts & Minos, some not-Egypt girls, Demons, Trolls, Titania's, Vampires, Wights, Kitsune, Werewolves, Jinkos, and Yeti's.

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>>16474715
You summoned me again

>> No.16474776

>>16474767
I want that so badly.

>> No.16474779

>>16474758
I liked that one story where the anon has to sleep in a capsule hotel with a jabberwock and sleeps on top of her

Tall girls make the best beds and their breasts the best pillows.

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>>16474601
Anon, Witchy is possibly the mock fuckable MG in existence.

She's literally a Witch AND a Succubus too.

>> No.16474785

I want a Holstaur and a Demon to fight over who gets to be my onee-san for the week by showing me all the fun stuff we can do together

>> No.16474790

>>16474666
As the writer of that story, it's just coincidence unless he took the name from the story, so maybe not..

>> No.16474791

>>16474784
That's not blue slime though.

And if I wanted a hybrid, I'd mix a holst and oni

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>>16474779
Get a busty snake. You'd have a bed, pillows, and if she's long enough, a blanket, too.

>> No.16474803

>>16472428
>>16472447
>>16472485
>>16472534
>>16472553
>>16472572
>>16472592
I wasn't here earlier but I love you all. Holy shit I just want a big soft but strong Holst in my life. Give me tender huge Holst stories that will give me cuddleboners.

>> No.16474804

>>16474802
Not that guy, but I'd rather be a Demon's bed.

>> No.16474810

>>16474803
>Give me tender huge Holst stories
We don't have any of those yet.

>> No.16474811

>>16474785
I want a Holstaur, Demon, Titiana, and Troll to be my onee-sans. I want to die in the ara ara pile.

>> No.16474813

>>16474802
That sounds sublime. A python-variant lamia would be perfect for that.

>> No.16474814
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How do you soften up a harsh dominatrix vampire?

>> No.16474821

>>16474814
Cakes or pregnancy. Or both.

>> No.16474826

>>16474804
>ywn be a tall, leggy Demon's daki
>ywn feel her toss and turn at night wrapping her legs around you and rubbing her arms up and down your back
>ywn hear her coo and sigh into your ear and occasionally take in your scent on your shoulder
>ywn experience her start to dry-hump you and grind against you while she strives to cover every single inch of your body with her own, squeezing tighter and tighter as she rolls you beneath her

>> No.16474834

>>16474811
God damn, what I'd give to play Twister with them on their sleepover night

>>16474810
How the fuck is that even possible

>> No.16474837

>>16474814
You dont.

>> No.16474841

>>16474821
How do i get to the second part if she always blue balls me? she says i am gonna get punished hard if i cum inside

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>>16474814
>Harsh dominatrix
Why'd you even marry her if you wanted to change that? If your with her, it's because you want to be under her thigh-high boot. You want her to sexually torment you while talking down to you about how pathetic it is that you're so hard. She'll build you up for hours on end, making you beg for relese that won't come until she decides. And when you finally do cum, she just laps it off of her hand while laughing at your sorry state.
And then once a week she showers you with affection all day and makes intimate love to you as a treat for being a good boy.

>> No.16474850

>>16474821
My evil vampire master is actually addicted to sweets and is really nice to cuddle!

>> No.16474856

>>16474810
We have some Holst stories, just not ones that fit that description. The closest one to it that I know about had a yandere Holst.

>> No.16474859

I want to get reverse summoned by a group of plucky Demons testing some stuff they found in the Forbidden Quarter of the library.

>> No.16474874

>>16474834
Agreed, though it seems like the A/C is always busted when we do and as a consequence we need to constantly take clothes off during the game, its probably just my imagination though.
>>16474841
Do it anyway, what's the worst that could happen?
Or try to explain to her that as a great and noble lord she needs an heir to carry on HER legacy, put lots of compliments in there about how great she is and how she must become the head of a great dynasty and be remembered forever.
>>16474850
Make lots and lots of them then.

>> No.16474881

>>16474242
This is pretty cute. Nanu must be very happy to have anon as her husband.

>> No.16474883

>>16474849
I mean,she doesnt really do any kind of lasting abuse or verbally lash out too hard at me, she starts getting really weird and aggresive while riding me

maybe she is afraid that she wouldnt make a good vampire mother?

>> No.16474886

>>16474859
>Suddenly a bright light surrounds you, then dissipates as you find your surroundings have changed to what looks like a college sorority room
>Three gorgeous Demon girls are seated around a crudely drawn circle on the floor with candlelight surrounding it
>'OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD TRISHA IT WORKED'
>The second one is just staring, mouth agape
>The third gulps while trembling and looks like she's about to faint, her glasses skewed on her face
>They ask if you're real as they start to reach their hands out to lightly brush against you
>shudder at their touch as their faces change to those of lustful desire

Buckle up.

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>>16474886
They ought to at least leverage some contract or agreement before breaching the circle.

>> No.16474911

>>16474898
If they are strong enough to overpower a human, there is no need

>> No.16474912

>>16474886
>>start to reach their hands out to lightly brush against you
God, imagine her face if I gently grabbed her hand, gave it a light kiss and said "Hello, mistress."

Fuck I want to play with monster girls.

>> No.16474927

>>16474898
>Handlebar horns
>Tits soft as fuck
>Thick breeding hips & thighs
Any contract better involve me being able to have my way with that demon whenever I want. God damn.

>> No.16474933

>>16474898
>One of them notices and slaps the other twos' hands away
>SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT WE DIDN'T MAKE AN OFFERING
>They start pleading and begging you to not disappear, saying they were, like, totally just caught off guard because they didn't expect such a cute and exotic creature to come through the portal

>>16474912
>Her pupils shrine to almost nothingness against her black sclera, then with a deafening dokidoki she faints and collapses on the floor
>The other two squeal and make all kinds of commotion, almost cowering before you as they beg you to tell them what you want from them in exchange for your services

>> No.16474945

>>16474886
It's a bit rude to summon someone without them knowing.

>> No.16474951

>>16474933
>they beg you to tell them what you want from them in exchange for your services
"Us to live happily ever after"
Don't stop until all three have passed out.

>> No.16474952

>>16474945
Eh, I didn't have any pressing plans for the rest of my life.

>> No.16474953

>>16474933
Well, they could always offer up their hands to me in marriage, becoming breeding wives for me.
Time for thick, milky demons

>> No.16474954

>>16474886
>They ask if you're real as they start to reach their hands out to lightly brush against you
Quit playing with my fetish for conversation and physical contact

>> No.16474963

>>16474933
Imagine their reaction when they hear "Seeing the smile of beautiful girls like you is enough" or >>16474951
The other one would get up just so she can fall down again this time I'll catch her in slow mo and look straight into her eyes.

>> No.16474975

>>16474963
Dear god, Anon, slow down. At this rate the girls are gonna soak straight through their pajama bottoms.

>> No.16474985

>>16474951
>>16474953
>They each give a variation of weird half-moan half-squeaking sound and collapse against one another, eyes fixated on yours like you were the one who cast a spell on them
>You swear one of them is actually tearing up
>they mumble various nonsense, their ability to form rational sentences clearly long gone, but you catch a lot of 'serve' and 'please' and 'forever' in there, all in desperate, breathy and pleading tones
>while the two of them start writhing like they're at the tail end of an AV video, the cutie with the glasses that fainted slowly rises up trembling, only to be met by your eyes
>She 'eep!'s again, but this time you catch her while taking a step outside of the circle, your eyes gazing into hers
>...You didn't think heart pupils really were a physically possible thing, but here we are

>> No.16474988

>>16474985
No stopping till they are pregnant.
With multiples.
Post coital cuddling is mandatory

>> No.16474991

>>16474988
All together or do you give each of them personal attention?

>> No.16474996

>>16474991
one after the other.
Personal attention will be given one at a time so they all feel special.

>> No.16475000

Quick I need assistance
Hathor blessed Demon
What part should have a cowprint design?
Legs/armor?
Wings?
Body/hips?

>> No.16475002

>>16474975
It is my duty as their faithful servant to clean their nether regions. All while still making eye contact.

>> No.16475005

>>16475002
Jesus I'm the one writin' this thing and that's gettin to me holy fuck

>> No.16475006

>>16475000
Legs and armor.
She doesn't need it anywhere else.
Maybe her hair.

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>>16475000
S.O.P. is to make their top cow-print, since that's the focus of any good Hathor'd monster. Though demons would probably make the top really skimpy. Cover the bare minimum while also being too small so you can see it cutting into their curves.

>> No.16475018

>>16475005
A holy fuck is what each of them are going to get after I finished undressing and claning those wet and damp spots with my tongue.

>> No.16475020

>>16474826
I was thinking shorter than me actually.
I want to be her big spoon. Nuzzling is cute.
And I don't have to worry about her horns since she's got wool covers that she puts over them.

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16475024

Hi. Finished chapter 9 of All's fair in love and war after nearly a month of doing fuckall.

http://pastebin.com/KFPs12Yy

It's amusing how I originally thought this'd take like three chapters at most, and how it started from some demon story I wrote for shits n giggles.

>> No.16475044

>>16475000
>What part should have a cowprint design?
Her top of course. Maybe a cowprint bow on her tail too.
>Legs/armor?
Golden and worn asymmetrically. Cloth should be an off-white color.
>Wings?
Same as the normal demons along with the horns.
>Body
7 ft, massive I cups and a big butt.
>Hips
Self-explanatory.
I guess details like her hairstyle and what shade of blue she is are under your jurisdiction.
>>16475006
Though I guess he's working on a recolor?

>> No.16475046

>>16474988
>>16475002
>>16475018
>After a night of pure enraptured bliss you awake with the three of them fawning over you
>They don't realize you're awake yet
>Clear that they believe if they stop making contact with you you'll somehow unbind to their summoning or something
>Now they're arguing with each other over who will let go of you first to go and get the Terranomicon to see if there's any information on what 'Sapiens' like to eat
>You slyly groan out that after last night they should all know what you like to eat
>Gasp, moan, eep x3 as their bodies tighten against you and three almost hypnotically attentive faces peer up at you beaming

>> No.16475048

What makes your waifu cry?

>> No.16475055

>>16475048
Me not existing in her dimension.

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>>16475024
Hi Losenis.

>> No.16475060

>>16474988
Woah slow there anon,they just summoned you and you already want to impregnate all three? with multiples no less?

>> No.16475062

>>16475057
I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.16475067

>>16475062
A Marylander.

>> No.16475075

>>16475048
Thinking about her daughterus growing up and leaving.
The day we met.
Some old sad movies.
THE WAR.
>>16475055 this.

My waifu has an iron will though, most stuff doesn't really phase her that much.

>> No.16475078

>>16475046
>>They don't realize you're awake yet
Probably, being surrounded by three adorable demons is definitely something from a dream that I would never want to wake up.

>> No.16475080

>>16474886
>>16474912
>>16474933
>>16474951
>>16474953
>>16474963
>>16474975
>>16474985
>>16474988
>>16474996
>>16475002
>>16475046
Christ my heart boner and boner boner are adamantium right now.

>> No.16475081

>>16475048
not finding me by her side on mornings

now she just clings and leglocks me every night so that never happens again

>> No.16475088

>>16475048
me not being real
hopefully that changes soon

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>> No.16475097

>>16475048
Let's say in a place where both of us are together.

Me or our daughteru dissapearing is the easiest way, but there is also her waking up cuddling me and between us out little lizard. She would probably shed some happy tears here and there.

>> No.16475100

>>16475048
Probably a mixture of the fact that the only time she seems real is when I'm half-lucid on spirits. Or the fact that as a person and as a writer I'd be better off just cutting my donger off to pay for a cup of absinthe.

>> No.16475106

>>16475078
>They all swoon in chorus, eyelids fluttering
>"Why is he so romantic? The book never said they would be this romantic..." "And that voice..." "D-did you guys feel like there was something magical about his... 'release' too?"
>They openly discuss in front of you before the one who was wearing glasses (they were long lost in the night) tries to regain some composure
>'O-oh great Sapien from the pits of Earth, w-we wish to provide you with s-sustenance so you may maintain your corporeal form! How do we prepare your traditional Sapien meal of 'Rah-men' spoken of in the Terranomicon?"
>...Alright, who the hell wrote that thing?

>> No.16475123

>>16475106
What a bunch of cuties. Did they forget that their smile and happiness is all that I need and that I'm their servant? Maybe a kiss in the back if the their smooth and soft hands with a big smile while bowing in front of them declaring my servitude would be enough.

My shitty cheesiness is fading, but I think I got better. Goodnight everyone~

>> No.16475124

>>16475123
Night mane.
Good luck on the summoning. Swing away.

>> No.16475126

>>16475048
Mountain climbers she couldn't save in time

>> No.16475137

>>16475048
drinking milk other than hers

>> No.16475138

>>16475048
Mostly just long, very stressful days at work when she's already sleep-deprived. I'm sure if our daughteru was lost she'd be inconsolable though. Inconsolable, but frantic to do anything she can to find her.

It doesn't take much to make her happy cry though, all I have to do is say 'I love you' in her ear right after sex or right before we fall asleep and she'll tear up.

She also tears up at the end of her favorite movies, especially at the end of Return of the Jedi. Sometimes all it takes is our daughteru doing some cute, silly puppy thing to make her eyes shine enough for her to hide in her paws.

>> No.16475139

>>16475095
It's funny because no one is anti-Demonic Energy.

>> No.16475150
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16475150

So what are the chances you survive your first day if summoned by your favorite species? number of MG in the summoning place must be 3+

>> No.16475156

>>16475150
3+ dire minotaurs
my pelvis will be the consistency of fine white sand, but I'll probably live

>> No.16475158

>>16475150
Define "survive."

>> No.16475159

>>16475150
Depends on if you keep your cool and pretend you're actually the mystical being they think you are
A little confidence goes a loooooooooong way

>> No.16475161

>>16475150
> 3 Ushi Oni
> That's three whole Ushis
> Nothing actually happens because they fight over who gets to do the mating dance first

>> No.16475163

>>16475150
>+3 Kobolds
Assuming one of them is my waifu, the other two won't matter.

>> No.16475164
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>>16475150
But already spent the last hour writing it out
I kinda wanna save this idea and maybe piddle around with it later in pastebin

>> No.16475165

>>16475080
>>16475106
Somebody should sceencap all this, its too good not to.

>> No.16475166

>>16475158
Be able to have a functional pair of legs and pelvis by the next day

>> No.16475167

>>16475138
>long, very stressful days at work
Same with my waifu. She gets stressed kind of easily, so when she comes home to a hug from me with a nice dinner on the table, she can get a bit teary and clingy.

>> No.16475168

>>16475150
>3+ Holstaurs
I survive, and never get osteoporosis or ED.

>> No.16475171
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16475171

>>16475161
Ushi have those? I thought they just grab the human they want and proceed to obliterate pelvis

>> No.16475173

>>16475150
>Salamanders
I'm my waifu'll claim me for herself and drag me to her home. Hopefully.

>> No.16475174

>>16475150
I acutally had a dream where I freed three dragon sisters from imprisonment. I got cuddled then fucked while they didn't even care for their long lost hoard.

>> No.16475175

>>16475150
>3 dragons
Im going to die, but i am going to die a happy man.

>> No.16475180

>>16475150
>3 dragons
High, dragons are greedy after all and would never share. So they would be too busy fight among themselves.

>> No.16475181

>>16475165
Y-you too

I'll save it

>> No.16475184

>>16475171
The terranomicon specifically says they have to woo you using the dance. Otherwise you might break THEIR pelvis.

I never said it wasn't a poorly written book.

>> No.16475186

>>16475150
>circle of Wendigos ooh-ing and aah-ing that it worked
>some run away in fear

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>>16475150
>>16475166
>summoned by 3+ inari
The good news is they're nice girls.
The bad news is I am basically the worlds biggest sucker for them and would put up no resistance.
I accept my new life in the mofu pile.

>> No.16475193

>>16475164
>>16475181
Fucking do it.

>> No.16475195

>>16475150
3+ Holsts
I think I'll be fine.

>> No.16475198

>>16475167
Yeah, that's my waifu too. She needs plenty of attention on days like that, cuddling and petting and kissing and nuzzling. I'd even call her a good girl, but just quiet enough for only her to hear.

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16475199

>>16475184
>tfw no dire spider cow pile to jump in

>> No.16475200

>>16475195
Better hope you don't happen to be wearing red the day of.

>> No.16475201
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16475201

>>16475150
+3 hellhounds
if i dont die from heat stroke i think i'll be fine
im sure they wont let that happen tho
even if it did, they'd all be waiting in hell

>> No.16475203

>>16475150
>summoned by 3 Tanuki
There is a 225% chance I am bound by contract to do their bidding.
Of course, I'd do it anyway.

>> No.16475204

>>16475184
Now I'm curious what other dumb shit the Terranomicon says for summoning Sapiens from the Pits of Terra

>> No.16475206

>>16475200
I barely wear red anyway. And besides, their milk would help fight off the pelvis demolishment.

>> No.16475207
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16475207

>>16475150
>3 mice
I'll be fine, they always come in multiples anyways.

>> No.16475208

>>16475150
I'd love to be summoned by a group of Crow Tengu, but I couldn't give them all 100% of my love.

>> No.16475209

>be the shota son of the head of a major yakuza clan in MGC
>your dad plans to marry you off to the next head of the Mofu clan in a mutual decision to unite the to families. he chose you because all your older brothers are already married
>today, you meet with your future wife for the first time, so your understandably nervous. from in the waiting room, you hear talking right outside the door
>"Ugh, why are you making me do this, Mother?"
>"Because all you're next in line and all of your younger sister's have men of their own. Now get your ass in there."
>the door opens and two kitsune walk in, one a bit more mature than the other. "Well, maybe this guy won't be a total lose-"
>she sees you sitting at the table. "Mother, what the hell is this?! My fiance is this twerp?!"
>"What are you getting all uppity for? I thought you'd be happy. Ayame found those games you've been hiding. What's that latest one called? Little Brother Lovey-Dovey Life?"
>her face turns beet red as her mother gives her an almost devilish grin. "Besides, that cutie can't seem to take his eyes off you."
>it's true. ever since she walked in, you've been staring at your fiancee, mesmerized by her voluptuous body and beautiful face. even the few visible scars she has are charming
>your chest, and pants, tighten just looking at her. she looks you over one more time before looking away. "I-I guess a twerp wouldn't be so bad..."

>> No.16475211
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16475211

>>16474383
The jabberwock's height is 30-50 cm taller then you

No matter how tall you are, there is a wock 30-50 cm taller then you.

>> No.16475212

>>16475204
If humans aren't fed waffles and tacos on Wednesday, they die.

>> No.16475215

>>16475212
How long would it take you to inquire why Waffle Wednesday was observed religiously?

>> No.16475218

>>16475198
If she's been on her feet all day, you better make sure you give her some paw massages, I'm sure she would love that.

>> No.16475219

>>16475212
That is dumb, everybody knows Tuesdays are taco days.

>> No.16475220

>>16475204
They require regular offerings of beef jerky and classic rock vinyls

>> No.16475222

>>16475211
Ah, the Gamagori Principle.

With me she'd be up to eight feet tall. That's a big girl.

>> No.16475226

>>16475220
>but what's a vinyl?

>> No.16475227

>>16475215
Depends on how good the waffles are. Or if they think "waffles" is a euphemism for sex

>> No.16475230

>>16475204
Their most accepted form of romantic courtship for them comes from the sacred bonding ritual called 'lapdance'

>> No.16475236

>>16475226
>whats a internet?

if the MG world is set on a medieval era i guess i could spend all the free time cuddling my wife and redecorating the castle

>> No.16475237

>>16475209
Whoa momma

>> No.16475238

>>16475150
>3+ Alps

Ha! Now that I'm there they wouldn't even know where to start with me.

>> No.16475245

>>16475204
>The standard greeting from a male Sapien to their summoners is a forceful slap from the Sapien's hand onto the summoner(s)' rear, followed by a pinch if the summoning bond is especially stable

>> No.16475249

>>16475238
Clearly you're going to have to explain and demonstrate it to them. How are they expected to handle a real man on their owns when they can't even give him a proper blowjob?

>> No.16475251

>>16475238
Now, I've understood the appeal of the "guy better at being a girl than girls" trope since Naruto and it only got better with Mai in Blazblue, but why are Alps your favorite?

>> No.16475252

>>16475249
>demonstrate
>"No you fools! THIS is how you suck a dick!"
And then Anon was an alp.

>> No.16475262

>>16475252
Exactly.

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>>16474190
I wonder if this also works on Plague's Space Cats.

Or maybe you need to give them light scratches under the chin.

>> No.16475264

Wish a christmas cake vampire kidnapped me for the purpose of procreation and cuddles

>> No.16475266

>>16475218
Oh, absolutely! My waifu loves paw massages! We have a special relaxation oil that I rub on her paw pads after a really rough day.

My daughteru loves paw massages too, but she's too ticklish to sit still and relax.

>> No.16475268

>>16475263
stroking their ears might work

>> No.16475280

>>16475150
>3 jinkos
nervouslaughter.jpg

>> No.16475281

>>16475048
>me being the pathetic vn route boy

>> No.16475289

>>16475150
>3+ Nureonago
I'd survive alright, but I doubt I'd be able to move. They would probably immediately engulf me up to my neck and relieve me of "stress" until I'm too tired and relaxed to move.

>> No.16475291

>>16475150
>3+ lilims
This is no longer flavortown

>> No.16475294
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>>16475268
They do have cute ears.

I love cats, they're the best!

>> No.16475299

>>16475291
Rest in peace, anon.

>> No.16475303

>>16475294
Look at her tiny tail! Does she wear a cape to hide it out of embarrassment?

>> No.16475306

>>16475268
>>16475294
Touching fluffy ears always works.
May get you slapped out of embarassment with space cats though.

>> No.16475310

>>16475291
>Light dissipates... oh fuck
>Uh, you have summoned the Sapien Anon fr-
>"Save it, we know the books a fluke"
>You feel like you're gonna have a bad time

>> No.16475311

>>16475303
She'll throw you in the brig for that one.

>> No.16475312

>>16475264
I wish a Christmas cake dragon kidnaps and rapes me.

When will my waifu exist so she can do this.

>> No.16475315

>>16475303
Careful! She's a General!

She's very insecure about her tail even if it's cute.

>> No.16475318

>>16475150
>3 Demons
The impregnation shall be rough and thorough.
The cuddles shall be warm and loving.
And the love will last forever.

>> No.16475321

>>16475310
>Roll 3d7, repeat if same number
>You get the lilims in order of that 7 sins thing

>> No.16475323

>>16475306
They might beat me up a bit at first, but they'll be back.

No Cat can resist pampering and pats, not even the scary ones.

>> No.16475336

>>16475311
>>16475315
I'll have to explain that it was a misunderstanding later. Tell her how cute a short, bushy tail like her's is. Maybe if I offer to brush it for her she'll go easy on me?

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>>16474767
I want this, but with a Hellhound.

>> No.16475339

>>16475312
Makes me wonder if every christmas cake MG got a small "entrance" because it never got used

the first time they have sex your sword will be stuck in her pedestal and she will start hyperventilating wondering how to pull it out or of they can take the load

>> No.16475344

>>16475336
She might blush or get flustered, but she has to stay strong in front of the troops.

Still, maybe as a prisoner, she'll be able to visit your cell each night for secret tail brushings.

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>>16474767
>A jinko will never do this to me
time for alcohol, the pain is too much

>> No.16475362

>>16475346
Jinkos do all sorts of lewd stuff that moment they go into heat.

Jungle gets extra steamy when that happens.

>> No.16475370

>>16475362
I only have so many Belgian strong ales in the house, anon, and I don't want to drink them all tonight. No jinkos make me sad

>> No.16475380

>>16475344
I will do it! I shall shower praise upon her cute tail and become her grooming servant.
And maybe one day get a peek at the beautiful brown butt that tail leads to.

>> No.16475384

>>16475339
Now i can only think about a CC who knocked/drugged you, tied you to a bed and is going on and on about how much she loves you while she prepares to rape you. Then when she insets you into her she just stops.

Thats when you go on and on about how her age has made her a fine wine and pump into her until she is pregnant.

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>>16459416
>>16459659
>>16461605

>> No.16475394
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16475394

Here's a screencap of the Demon's Summon a Human stuff. Definitely going to be fleshing this out a bit as a one-shot thing.

>>16475389
Those are some smug fucking mofubosses and that glint of red in the eye is scaring me

>> No.16475395

>>16475389
Oh goodness.

>> No.16475404

>>16475389
So what's the rival of the Mofu not!Yakuza? A bunch of scaled Dragons?

>> No.16475408

>>16475389
Oh my.
>>16475394
Good, this is a good thing you've done.

>> No.16475418

>>16475404
There's a bunch, though some are more fleshed out than others. Undead Mafia, Demon Cabal, etc

>> No.16475419

>>16475389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_lgXlNVkBo

>> No.16475421

>>16473463
A big piece of shit.

>> No.16475422

>>16475404
No it's just one wurm in a pillow fort that somehow keeps thwarting their plans.

>> No.16475423

>>16475048
Happiness, mostly. Other than that, sometimes nostalgia. It's hard being patriotic to an old and dead empire that you'd outlived by millennia.

>> No.16475425

>>16475389
Nice work. I like their friendly, yet intimidating looks.

>> No.16475428

>>16473485
Look at this worthless fucking alp wanting to be a bride.

>> No.16475429

>>16475419
Would a monster girl version of the Yakuza series keep Kiryu the same or would he be replaced with an actual Dragon?

>> No.16475432

>>16475389
Scary.

>> No.16475434

>>16475429
Either way, they keep throwing off their shirt at the drop of a hat.

>> No.16475437

>>16475384
even better if she starts panicking and moving her hips making the raging boner worse

the heart pupiling happens before you pump her or after she is an happy pregnant mother?

>> No.16475451

>>16475394
Should I keep this as three demons or a Demon and two different other races?

>> No.16475453

>>16475451
I feel like mixing it up would be nice.

>> No.16475457

>>16475453
What for the third race then, because the second is gonna be a Holstaur

>> No.16475464

>>16475389
An edge of danger, yet altogether lovely.
Kitsune are wonderful.

>> No.16475465

>>16475457
I'm gonna say Cheshire.

>> No.16475471

>>16475465
Doesn't really seem the type.

>> No.16475476

>>16475389
Those tiddies though.

>> No.16475479

>>16475465
That could be great as a character that normally is able to handle anything with a smug smile but can't handle the situation, but I don't think I'd be able to write that well enough
Something that one could reasonably imagine getting super flustered

>> No.16475483

>>16475437
Anon the CC had heart pupils from the moment she saw you.

>> No.16475485

>>16475471
That's what makes it more appealing though.

>>16475479
Okay then, Jiangshi maybe?

>> No.16475489

>>16475485
I just can't imagine a Cheshire doing anything that requires lots of studying and hard work.

>> No.16475492

>>16475485
Now that is a unique suggestion!

>>16475489
While I won't do the Cheshire, you actually bring up a fun point of having one of them be the skeptical 'this shit won't work' friend
The Demon is the one that put the work in studying, the Holstaur is the timid friend that got roped into it, and the third girl is the skeptical/possibly tough or tomboyish one that just tagged along because they had nothing better to do (but secretly wanted it to work)

>> No.16475498

>>16475489
Anon, how else do you get theoretical felinists studying Supersmug Theory?

>> No.16475502

>>16475498
It's a two page pamphlet, but they just pretend to be smart.

>> No.16475503

>>16475457
Titiana, Yeti, and Wight are the only ones I can think of that I could see in this situation and have the correct assets to fit with the theme.

>> No.16475504

>>16475483
oh my

i still dont know how would a cake vampire react

would she try bloodsucking first? rape me? touching me to see if she isnt dreaming? pretend to be mighty and scary?

regardless of what she does,shes gonna end with her mouth stuffed with garlic bread and her womb filled to the brim that night

>> No.16475506

>>16475492
I guess the Holstaur could be a bancho musclecow that fills that role while the Jiangshi is the timid roped in one

>> No.16475523

>>16475503
Ou, I like that Wight option

>> No.16475528
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>>16475389
>True to her word, the Mistress was thorough
>A few cut wires, a stiff from the city morgue, and a few greased palms was all it took
>Your house was gone in a night, along with your old life
>The worst part, though, was your brand
>Breaking a Demon's contract is no small feat
>Even with the right magic, it feels being run through with red-hot irons
>But you managed to pull through, and a week later you stood in front of a mirror, admiring your new ink
>The fox was ornately designed, with an intricate background
>Five long tails swirled from its body across your back
>One extra embellishment, a crimson rope collar, served as a mark of your tie to the ruling family
>To anyone who didn't know the meaning, it would have been beautiful
>Though for you, it felt like trading one set of shackles for another
>'Enjoying your new ink?'
>The fox responsible for all this was standing in the door, eyeing you up
>You learned her name was Yumi, the youngest of the Mistress' five daughters
>She walked over to you, running a delicate finger over the still-sensitive skin
>'Have to say, I think this suits you much more than that stupid brand you had.'
>'Yeah. Too bad about all the strings attached to it. Thanks for not even letting me clear out my house, by the way.'
>Yumi stared you down with. 'You should be thanking me. You were the dumbass who decided to fuck across gang lines. If I hadn't taking a liking to you, Ana would have cut you down in your sleep.'
>As much as you hated it, she was right about that. You just sigh with resignation
>'Alright, so what does being your boyfriend... bodyguard... whatever... entail?'
>'Let's call it 'boytoy' for now. You have a nice game in bed, but I don't know if I like the rest of you quite yet to keep around.'
>'Fine. What am I doing, then?'
>'Well, tradition states that any man in the ruling family serves as the loyal steward to his wife. Protecting her honor and all that shit.'
>Yumi slowly crosses the room to you, her tails lazily swishing behind her
>'Basically, you're my top bodyguard. You come with me wherever I go, do whatever I tell you to. If I want to have someone beaten, you beat them. If someone tries to shoot me, you take the bullet...'
>She wraps her arms around you, pushing her ample chest into you
>'And if I need certain... 'services' from a man, you will fulfill them. I'm sure you won't object to that last bit, will you?~'
>'Not like I have too much choice in the matter.'
>'Ohh, come now. I'm sure you'll grow to love me after you get to know me.'
>Yumi lets you go, turning to leave the room
>'And who knows? Do a good job and you might earn yourself some tails. And I'm not just talking about the tattoo on your back.'
>One of her tails playfully flicks in your face as she makes her exit
>Great. Now you were the muscle/fucktoy for one of the most dangerous vixens in the city
>And she was expecting you to flex those muscles right away. She had a business meeting in a little bit.
>You open the closet. It's filled with suits from some of the most expensive brands in the world
>You pull one out, and it fits like a glove. AAs if it had been personally tailored for you
>You give yourself a once-over in the mirror and can't help but whistle at how sharp it is
>You have to admit, you never had anything this good with the Cabal
>'Heh. Maybe this gig won't be all bad.'

>> No.16475537

>>16475528
The aesthetics of this little greentext series are top notch
I wanna know if StudAnon is as badass as his position entails though

>> No.16475542

>>16475528
Will this be pastebinned?

>> No.16475551

>>16475537
I imagine he's got magic hands both in bed and on the streets.

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>>16475528
Red Mofu to the rescue!

>> No.16475560

>>16475542
I might just throw it up on mine. I have to admit, I'm having fun doing this sort of stuff again.

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>>16475528
Bless the Mofu Yakuza.

>> No.16475567

>>16475560
Hell yeah motherfucker.

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16475568

>>16475561
>You will never live in a small town, practically owned by Mofu Yakuza, operating from a large shrine overlooking the place.

>> No.16475590

>>16475568
>You'll never be the local Okaa-san's boytoy who she carefully had raised to be a perfect lover for her since birth.
>She'll never take you up to her bedroom on your 16th birthday and take out centuries of built up lust from being a christmas cake on you.

>> No.16475591

I kind of want a jinko mafiya story

>> No.16475597

>>16475568
I have mixed feelings about that.
On one hand, I wouldn't get caught in the middle of crime family wars. On the other hand, I'd be at the mercy of the Yakuza since they have no competition.

>> No.16475600

>>16475597
Rule #1 of an organizations like these is "Don't shit where you eat."
Plus, tensions would be much lower.

>> No.16475601

>>16475597
They'll be gentle.

>> No.16475603

>>16475568
I'm gonna go to that shrine and 'pray' that a certain group of Foxes deals with that supermarket being built in our town runs into some 'complications' so I don't lose business.

>> No.16475615

>>16475528
>>True to her word, the Mistress was thorough
>>A few cut wires, a stiff from the city morgue, and a few greased palms was all it took
>>Your house was gone in a night, along with your old life
>>The worst part, though, was your brand
>>Breaking a Demon's contract is no small feat
>>Even with the right magic, it feels being run through with red-hot irons
This sounds pretty sinister out of context.

>> No.16475618

>>16475556
Do you happen to have a source on an uncensored version of this? All my searches are turning up dead link and nothing else.

>> No.16475619

>>16475615
There was stuff in the last two threads preceding it.

>> No.16475621

>>16475211
You know this is non-canon, right?

>> No.16475622

>>16475504
Truly, Christmas Cakes are the best.

Vampires/Dragons/Longed lived species CC's have millennia of pent up lust and sexual desire. When you commit to a CC you will be spending at least a week pumping into her until she is satisfied.

>> No.16475625

>>16475618
No sorry, I share your pain.

>> No.16475627

>>16475619
I know, I didn't bother to read it but I can tell the dude has some headcanon where demon contract =/= marriage and wife. It's just, without chasing the links back, it sounded pretty tanuki-esque.

>> No.16475628
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16475628

I need a name for this nonsense.
I never expected to be making any sort of long-term story out of these greentexts, so I have no name for it. But here's the pastebin, as promised.

http://pastebin.com/fQTMLP1q

>> No.16475632

>>16475627
It's a demon gang.
What else would you expect from them?

>> No.16475639

>>16475627
I never really elaboratd on it yet since I hadn't expected to go anywhere with it before now. But I look a it like this: You need a way to keep your subordinates in line. And for a gang run run by demons, it shouldn't be that hard to modify their contract magic to apply beyond just 'sex with husband', I figured.

>> No.16475643
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>>16475627
It's not necessarily a marriage contract, there's just a gang run by demons and of course they use contract-like motifs.

I wrote the one part about him being from the Demon Cabal.

>> No.16475649

>>16475632
I wasn't aware Demons made contracts that didn't have "Oh, and you're also my husband now, prepare for regular and multiple snunu sessions" in fine print.

Gangs seem pretty irrelevant here.

>>16475639
>>16475643
Yeah, I get it, you have non-lewd demons running about in your setting.

>> No.16475655

>>16475643
I ran with that bit. It gives an excuse for MC to be a badass in a fight without much explaining. And maybe write something with it down the line.

>> No.16475656

>>16475628
Bless you Dramanon.

>> No.16475657

>>16475649
Is this your first exposure to MGC or something?
No need to get all rustled.

>> No.16475659

>>16475655
Glad ya did. I'm excited to see where it all goes! And yeah, its nice to have an Anon character actually be kinda cool and not a fish-out-of-water 'dur whats a monstergirl' every once and a while.

>> No.16475663

>>16475643
I bet the Demon Gang has a shortstack Imp in a Bowler hat.

She's always got a cigar in her mouth and she's in charge of the Human Cultists, who act as lowly henchmen for the gang.

>> No.16475664

>>16475649
Kind of a necessity for writing anything that isn't purely a fapfic. MGE logic is good for lewd stuff, but only goes so far if you want to carry an actual plot.

>> No.16475666

>>16475657
I've actually been trying to respond in a way to defuse the defensive rustling on your behalf, since it's obvious you're taking my observations as a form of criticism.

I was just saying how dark it sounded out of context. Also MGC usually takes MG lewdness and amps it up to 11. Contracts which aren't for the sole purpose of binding husbands seems almost... antithetical, doesn't it?

>> No.16475672

>>16475664
>Kind of a necessity for writing anything that isn't purely a fapfic. MGE logic is good for lewd stuff, but only goes so far if you want to carry an actual plot.
Odd you would chose to do this in a greentext, and not develop it into a story on pastebein.

>> No.16475675

>>16475666
Well Demon Cabal tattoos aren't supposed to be "contracts" more of a sign that you belong to the Cabal. It's a sign that you belong to them.
>666
Wait a minute.

>> No.16475677
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You should TOTALLY try being my slave, anon. It's super-duper!

>> No.16475678

>>16475672
Not everyone can write in prose anon.
Greentext is good for getting ideas out when you're not good at writing "normally". It's why I only write in Greentext.

>> No.16475680

>>16475666
It never said anywhere that he made a contract with them though, just gang initiation. It plays off the motif of them forming contracts, but isn't implied to specifically be a marriage contract.

>> No.16475684

>>16475628
Now the real question is, what heat is StudAnon packing?

>> No.16475685

>>16475677
Sorry, already taken.

>> No.16475686

>>16475672
Like I said above, I never really planned to turn this into a real story. It was an interesting idea, a lot of anons got in on making it come together, and it just happened. And now that someone is doing art of it, I kind of want to continue with it. Might edit it and transition into a proper story later, but for now I'll stick with greentext format.

>> No.16475689

>>16475684
Compact 9mm is probably the best choice, maybe with a backup airweight wheelgun
>what is Studanon's everyday carry?

>> No.16475691

>>16475628
Well just call it Mofuza.

>> No.16475694

>>16475677
she gots pointy nips

>> No.16475695

>>16475675
>>16475680
>Well Demon Cabal tattoos aren't supposed to be "contracts" more of a sign that you belong to the Cabal
I shouldn't have traveled down the path of arguing what a contract should or should not be because, as I've previously mentioned, I didn't bother to read the story. So I assume the fact that the "brands" aren't actual "contracts" but are more contract themed symbols of your membership, is something touched on.

>>16475678
You'd be surprised what you end up with if you just copy paste you greentext into word or something, remove the meme arrows, and structure it into paragraphs.

>> No.16475697

>>16475628
Big Mofu in Little China?
Gangs of Mofu York?
Anon Wick?
These aren't very good.

>> No.16475700

>>16475694
Don't make fun of her nipples, anon. It's very cold in that room, and succubus attire doesn't do much for subtlety or warmth.

>> No.16475701

>>16475695
'Soka'

>> No.16475706

>>16475695
I'm mainly sticking with greentext right now because A) I don't have any clue how long this will be, and B) I have a horrible track record of giving up on stories I write in full prose (I try to do too much with them at once and scare myself off from finishing them).

>> No.16475711

>>16475697
Like a Mofu

>> No.16475720
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16475720

It's not fair! My upper body mass is higher than a regular human's!

>> No.16475724

>>16475720
It's not just about titties, ass and thighs go a long way too. Also holding your breath for a long time is nice too

>> No.16475728

>>16475677
>>16475720
Simmer down now.

>> No.16475732
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16475732

You wouldn't a BOW.

>> No.16475733

>>16475706
Fair 'nuff.

>> No.16475735

>>16475728
Do you dislike demons?

>> No.16475738

>>16475735
I wasn't referring to the images.

>> No.16475740

>>16475738
>page 10
>180 images used
>STOP POSTING IMAGES!
I don't get it. Do you dislike demons?

>> No.16475742

>>16475740
>>16475738
No wait, I misread that completely. Now I'm even more confused.

>> No.16475743

>>16475740
Anon, I think he was talking about the RP, not the images.

>> No.16475745

>>16475740
I already said I wasn't referring to the images you braindead mongoloid.

>> No.16475746

>>16475743
>RP
Is it really necessary to use meme arrows to show it's not?

>> No.16475784

>>16475597
It's not so bad, except for full moons. Don't bother locking your doors those nights.

>> No.16475807

>>16475740
/jp/ is so slow that's we've gone 24hours+ on page 10 before. So that doesn't really mean anything.

>> No.16475808

>>16474232
I can't find a source on this that isn't all moonrunes. Anyone got a lead on it?

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16475841

Gnight thread.
Don't stay up TOO late, hun.

>> No.16475850

>>16475841
You're doing it again.

>> No.16475851

Would you ever commission something of your waifu and not post it here, or if you get multiple versions not post one here?

Does your waifu's purity matter to you Anons at all?

>> No.16475868

>>16475851
It doesn't really matter to me how "pure" she is as long as she sticks by me after we get together.

>> No.16475887

>>16475851
I always choose to share.

>> No.16475893

>>16475851
I would post if I had any done (broke fag here). For me it would be like showing her off and bragging. Like "See this beautiful creature? She's MINE!" She would love the fact that I'm over protective of her and blush slightly since she is supposed to be the over protective one.

Am I a bad person?

>> No.16475895

>>16475851
>Does your waifu's purity matter to you Anons at all?
Oh, absolutely it does anon. So much so that I kind of regret posting the bare breasted version of my the latest waifu commission I got, but the artist posted it already so it was kind of too late. With this next one I'm getting though, I've already asked the artist not to post the lewder version and they agreed.

If I ever commission anything that isn't thread appropriate fetish-wise I obviously won't post it here either.

>> No.16475908
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The Land that Time Forgot.

>> No.16475911

>>16475893
Not at all. Everyone has their preferences. I'd be that goofy husband that's always flaunting my waifu off to everyone too, much to her overt embarrassment and internal pride.

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>>16475908
Rexie is still better than that edgy bitch

>> No.16475933

>>16475893
>spoiler
Not at all anon! While I have somewhat of the opposite opinion on showing off my waifu, there's nothing wrong with it I think. I just don't like doing it personally.

Part of it is that my waifu is very self-conscious and easily embarrassed, so I'm sure she'd wouldn't want me showing her private bits off all the time.

>> No.16476010
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Remember Anons, if you don't take the time to be a good father then your daughterus will grow up to be vile rapists.

>> No.16476019

>>16475851
I pretty much did say that all you guys would get to see are the cute and/or domestic pictures I might commision of my waifu.
And I'll be in some of them with a mask or something.

>> No.16476022

>>16476019
A gimp mask?

>> No.16476025
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>>16474814
A mallet to the face.

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>>16476010
Tiny manticub is cute af. Would spoil her with affection and get into adorably silly situations with.

>> No.16476034

>>16476030
How indecent!

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>>16476034
What's indecent? Little manticore is just playing around with a big sweater for a tail warmer. get your mind out of the gutter, anon.

>> No.16476043

>>16476030
Now I want to see an anon and his Manticub daughteru making a pillow fort with a sign that says "No Boys Allowed (except Daddy)" on it

>> No.16476048

>>16476042
>Peek-a-boo, I'm going to kiss you!
That's what I'm going to say when I French that tail.

>> No.16476053

>>16476022
No, a mask that just covers my face.
Why the fuck would it be a Gimp mask, that shit seems uncomfortable.

>> No.16476060

>>16476053
Well you know, Monster Girls are kinky.

>> No.16476073

>>16476048
Watch the spines.

>> No.16476090

What would happen if a Manticub's childhood friend stuck his finger in her tail?

>> No.16476095

>>16476090
She'd discharge a spine. Her venom would make him kiss her furiously.

>> No.16476108

>>16476095
Do little manticubs have spines? I thought they came with puberty.
At least that's what my headcanon states.

>> No.16476118

>>16476095
Is that a defense mechanism?

>>16476108
Same, I believe Manticub's are harmless until they are at least 9 and then they slowly grow up into stacked rape machines

>> No.16476119

>>16476118
>defense mechanism
No it's a predatory reflex.

>> No.16476157

>>16476010
>"Daddy, what will I be when I grow up?"
>"You can be anything you want, you could be an artist, a singer, a writer..."
>"Can I be a rapist?"
>"Especially a rapist, sweetie!"

>> No.16476158

>>16476119
That sounds scary
I wouldn't play with her

>> No.16476164

>>16476158
Just keep your fingers out of her holes!

>> No.16476194

How do you think your waifu consoles herself over the fact that she'll never be able to listen to the glory that is Mouth Moods?

>> No.16476227

>>16476164
That's like half the fun though
Well if I can't do it to a Manticub I'll do it to a young Charybdis

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>>16476227
>SENPAI NOTICED ME!?

>> No.16476244

>>16475150
>3+ Ice Queens

I don't think my heart can take this

>> No.16476261

>>16476241
I'm gonna stick my fingers in all her holes and protect her from the Scylla bullies

>>16476244
Too much kuuderes kills a man.

>> No.16476298

just had a dream where a tanuki sold my pokemon card collection (and myself) for 200$,after being put on a box and shipped i hear gift tearing noises

where i ended? in a nerd vampire room, i was sold to a freakin nerdy vampire

the best part was her face of pure confusion and happiness, her pupils widened to the size of saucers and her smile looked so big and genuine

for some reason there was some strawberry jam in the side of her lips

fuck now i am horny and bothered after waking up but i wanted to write it before i forgot next morning, time to sleep again

>> No.16476319

>>16476298
I wonder what kind of life a Vampire had for her to end up a nerd who buys Pokemon cards and a man from a shady Tanuki

That's also the third weird dream we had in his thread, is this a sign that the happening is near?

>> No.16476329

>>16476319
>is this a sign that the happening is near?
Either that or we're finally driving each other insane from loneliness.

>> No.16476348

>>16476319
funniest part is i dont even think my cards are 50$,most are fake

she got scammed by tthe tanuki, ha!

>> No.16476367

>>16476348
Single men probably sell for a whole lot more than $200
She got a good deal of you ask me

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>>16476244
Just chill, Anon.
You've gotta be some special snowflake to attract the attention of three whole rimed rulers.
Maybe you're the hero they summoned to save the land, or perhaps they got bored and wanted a brisk hoar.
Slide on your best manners, play ice, and let it go.

>> No.16476396

>>16473463
she will never be real

>> No.16476422
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>>16475150
>Pharaoh
>3+ Desert Queens that can command me to do what ever they want, but the species is typically kind and heart warming unless I'm an open Order supporter.

I can survive this as long as they get along and make reasonable commands. May the gods Min and Hathor save me.

>> No.16476433

p'orc sex slaves soon

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/01/human-pig-hybrid-embryo-chimera-organs-health-science/

>> No.16476436

>>16476433
This was already posted, Slowpoke.

>> No.16476440

>>16476436
Pls no bully

>> No.16476442

>>16476367
i think we both had mini heart attacks upon seeing each other

i am just there sitting with a fearboner staring at her big red eyes and cute fangs while she got this expression of "no way/is this real?!" as her smile and toothy grin get wider and wider

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>>16476440
Yes bully now!

>> No.16476461

>>16475677
>delicious brown
>red eyes
just take me now

>> No.16476480
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16476480

Justice time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-m0ehT3_mo

>> No.16476513 [DELETED] 

>>16474666
I don't understand what you mean.

>> No.16476604

>>16474666
Oh now I understand. That story with the crippled slave and the Anubi? I think it's probably a semi coincidence. When I was looking for names that one struck me as I remembered it or something. Couldn't figure where I remembered it from but still I liked the name and chose it.

And thanks anon.

>>16474790
You could count it as taking from the story of you want anon. I just found it while looking at names. Sorry if that's a problem.

But I loved that story anon. Was very heartwarming.

>>16474881
Thanks anon. That means a lot!

>> No.16476632

>>16476480
I miss the days when Wyverns were considered the worst dragon who are only worth bullying

>> No.16476636

>>16476632
Remember Crybaby Wyvern who was basically Edward Scissorhands with her claws?

>> No.16476661

>>16476636
I remember the crybaby but not the scissorhands part

I'd steal a Wyvern's unfertilized eggs, would you?

>> No.16476665

>>16476661
R-right out of her ovaries?

>> No.16476717

>>16476665
No, that'd be lewd
I'd take them from her nest, maybe steal her panties too

>> No.16476720

>>16476717
You pervert!

>> No.16476728

>>16476661
Dude I have a really evil plan.

Instead of letting her have an unfertilized egg, I'll have her get a fertilized one instead!

>> No.16476745
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16476745

Shoggoths are lewd creatures.

>> No.16476756

>>16476728
Give her all the daughterus anon

>> No.16476765

>>16476745
Did she see mastah's dick?

>> No.16476771

>>16476756
Imagine her face when it actually hatches and a really cute daughteru comes off. Man, I would sexually whisper in her ear "You are never going to lay an unfertilized egg ever again."

So evil.

>> No.16476788

>>16476728
>>16476771
You are taking the bullying way too far
The poor girl was exercising to get a nice tonned stomach but you keep ruining it by fertilizing her egg

>>16476745
Shoggoths are among the purest monsters, they are just a little bit crazy

>> No.16476795

I want to do guro things to undead girls. Does that make me a bad person?

>> No.16476797

>>16476765
That or she just seen the latest cleaning products in the catalogue.

>> No.16476800

>>16476788
I'm with the other guy.
Nothing better than ruining a girls tone by giving her lots of daughterus.

It gets her nice and soft while also giving us cute daughterus.

>> No.16476803

>>16476795
Yes.

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>>16476800
Daughterus are a blessing.

>> No.16476832

>>16476800
No anon! Don't ruin the Wyvern's figure!

>> No.16476834

>>16476788
Jokes on her, while she is pregnant i'm going to take a really good care of her and won't let her do much due to my wotry for her and the baby's well being. After she laid the egg I'm going to make her suffer the pain of having to exercise all over again, but this time with mr by her side, cheering her on so she has to remember tha I was the one that did this to her.

I'm such a bully.

>> No.16476836

>>16476826
That they are.

>> No.16476844

>>16476832
Imma do it.
Gonna turn her from a proud warrior into a brood mother!

>> No.16476845

>>16476826
I only have one daughteru. Should I create some more?

>> No.16476864

>>16476834
And you see, since I'm phoneposting it makes it even more evil, because phoneposting is bad.

>> No.16476875

>ちょっと前に故障して買い換えたPC1台目が初期不良で交換、二日後に届いたPCが初期不良で交換、ときて3台目でようやく作業環境が復旧できました、ただいまです。

From what google translate is giving me, I think KC's PC problem is resolved. Also Dark Mage is up on enty.

>> No.16476879

>>16476826
I'd cry like a bitch the day my daughter leaves the house

>>16476834
I thought you'd try to keep her permanently pregnant and never ever let her exercise again

You're not so bad after all

>>16476845
2 daughters is the optimum number for a happy family
Depends on your waifu's species though

>> No.16476880

>>16476845
More daughterus = better laifu

>> No.16476888

>>16476745
Did she "accidentally" walk in on me showering or what?

>> No.16476897

Oh hey, The MGQ anime is out. Nice.

>> No.16476903

>>16476897
Is this some cheeky Cheshire Cat having a giggle?

>> No.16476911

>>16476903
Look for yourself mate.
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ192468

>> No.16476927

>>16476880
That's true up until 6 or 7 then it's hard to devote time to each of them

>>16476888
But anon, she is the shower.

>> No.16476943

>>16476927
Wait, doesn't that mean that she has always been checking me out while I'm taking a shower and have never done anything?
That's some impressive self control.

>> No.16476948

>>16476927
You do it for your daughterus. You're going to go to that Christmas play wether you like it or not!

>> No.16476956
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16476956

Anon no! Don't have all those Wyvern daughterus! You'll get attached by swarms as soon as you come home from work! They'll all shout daddy and give you so much love! Are you nuts?!

>> No.16476972

>>16476943
I told you they are pure
Unless you personally want to lewd them they are fine just servicing you

>>16476956
I want to do a monster hunter roleplay with my Wyvern daughters

>> No.16476981

>>16476972
And then Anon was the monsters.

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>>16476972
I do prefer my Shoggoth maid to be lewd. Loyal, loving and lewd.

>>16476956
That was my plan all along! Get get loving daughterus and then love them back in return!

>> No.16476989

>>16476911
Well I'll be.

Hope there's some Granberia there.

>> No.16476996

Just fyi, the part about Dark Mages growing more voluptuous as they grow more powerful was an awkward translation by Brolen
The term used in the original japanese is "妖艶", which does not immediately imply curvaceousness or anything like that
So no, dark mages do not have inflating mana tanks in their tits and ass.

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>> No.16477000

>>16476989
Nope, succubi and other vanilla girls only.

>> No.16477005

>>16476996
>muh canon
Who cares, threadcanon overrules all.
Our interpretations are far better than KC's tripe anyway.

>> No.16477007

>>16477000
How disappointing.

Then again, some of those monsters were just to strange.

>> No.16477008

>>16477000
Not even the Jingai Modoki designs, either.
I want a Tamamo/Yao teamup.

>> No.16477010

>>16476996
What does it mean then?

>> No.16477013

>>16477008
I want Tamamo to sit on my face while Yao strokes me with those paws

>> No.16477014

>>16476981
Good. I'll act like a Plesioth and hip check them until they learn who's the daddy

>>16476996
Ruined.

>>16476998
Undead butts are not for slapping, and why is she wearing 2 pairs of panties?
Is she that prude?

>> No.16477016

>>16476996
KC pls

>> No.16477020

>>16477010
It CAN be translated to "voluptuous" but really not conveying the meaning that people generally associate with that word now.
Its meaning is closer to alluring/bewitching/enchanting (in a context of feminine attractiveness) so it works as a pun of sorts.

>> No.16477023

>>16476996
Awkward translations are pretty common in the profiles sadly but this is one of the worst in recent memory.
>>16477005
It's sad that it's actually hard to tell if this is meant to be ironic or not.

>> No.16477029

>>16477014
>undead butts are not for slapping

You couldn't be more wrong.

>2 pairs of panties

I'll have you know that wearing 2 panties means she is extra pure. This is a fact.

>> No.16477034

>>16477020
I mean, chances are that her tits and ass WILL get somewhat bigger, so I suppose it's not completely wrong, but "voluptuous" doesn't really cover what the original wording was meant to imply.

>> No.16477038

>>16477029
Gonna slap Lich-sensei's fat, cold, Undead bottom. Then run before she can make a witty, kuudere remark.

>> No.16477049

>>16477023
We had MGE 1's official translation and it was very close to the fanmade one
I wouldn't bash on them for a few mistakes here and there

>>16477029
Can't you see the stark contrast between her pale skin and the red marks on her buttcheeks? This is so absolutely wrong and should be made illegal

>extra pure
Good, not stop slapping her butt and invite her on a non-lewd date

>> No.16477056

>>16477049
>I wouldn't bash on them for a few mistakes here and there
Most of the awkward translations happened after MGR took over and the guy paying for them started instructing the translator on how to handle anything that might not be sunshine and rainbows.

>> No.16477057

>>16477049
>ot stop slapping her butt
I planned to not stop anon

>> No.16477062

>>16477038
What would she say anon?

>> No.16477074

>>16477062
I'm not sure, something that suggests she hasn't lost any composure.

>> No.16477076
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16477076

>>16477038
I'm gonna smack it and tell her it's for sexual research, see where it goes from there

>> No.16477078

>>16477057
How are you supposed to go on a nice, safe date and start a healthy relationship if all you want to do is slap undead butt?

>> No.16477081

>>16477078
what do you mean anon? I plan to do that as well, but I'll also indulge in slapping fat undead butt

>> No.16477086

>>16477078
This.

You shouldn't make an advance on the first date. Atleast wait 15 dates and then you're permitted to hold hands. After that date you must marry to preserve purity.

>> No.16477107

>>16477076
She'll slap yours.

>> No.16477113

>>16477107
i'm good with that too

>> No.16477126

>>16477081
That's impossible
You have to make a choice between a happy and healthy relationship free of butt slapping
And a toxic relationship full of debauchery and butt slapping

>>16477086
I have never agreed with a post as much as this one.

>> No.16477130

>in-heat pussy meat
>cum-craving cunt
>dick-catching snatch

Everywhere you go. It's unavoidable.
You want to let a young succubus enjoy a popsicle or hotdog, but she's eye-raping you down the end of it with puckered lips and unabashedly running her hand down her panties.
You try to have a normal financial transaction, and the Tanuki discussing your new apartment pitches her voice with an eyebrow wiggle on every "deposit" or other loaded word.
Once, just once, you'd love to sit down in a quiet library without every librarian suddenly having to shelve things near you while bent over, every student taking their uncomfortably suggestive stretch break right next to you, and single MGs commenting on how wonderfully coincidental it is that they're reading the same book this week.
It would be beyond splendid to not live with Kakuen hooligans "hollerin' atcha" on the way to work in the morning. To not have your crotch stared at with laser focus through each performance review. To not be called a "semen silo" behind your back and "sweetcheeks" to your face.
If only the web wasn't full of lonely misandrists blaming you for everything while proclaiming "no men on the internet" in every discussion. You live with having to roll a female avatar and keep your mouth shut in games and forums lest you attract the attention of said lonely monsters and every white dame who thinks they can woo you by being a pest.
And under all this, you know deep down that you can't run forever. They're playing the game, abiding by the rules, giving each other an equal chance. They'll get you. A spiked drink, a moment of social coercion, an instant of bravey and suddenly you're grasped by two pairs of desperately needy lips.
The worst part? You're anticipating that moment far more eagerly than you'll admit.

>> No.16477144

>>16477130
Is this supposed to sound like a bad thing?

Because this sounds like a lewd heaven.

>> No.16477147

>>16477130
Sounds great.

>> No.16477155

>>16477130
This is why you need a bonnet tipper FRIEND to protect you from all these thirsty monsters

>> No.16477160

>>16476956
You are absolutely right. Instead I will do something reasonable, like disturbing the peace of fire, ice and lightning.

>> No.16477164

>>16477126
well shit

>> No.16477177

>>16477130
reversed gender roles like this is my fetish

>> No.16477179

>>16477155
I want to reward one of those chivalrous, and probably overweight, bonnet tippers by being her boyfriend and teaching her to relax

>> No.16477182
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http://pastebin.com/bCtTFjhq

>> No.16477184

>>16477182
>Battle mansion
What a silly name.

>> No.16477195

>>16477164
It's not all bad, you can enjoy kinky hand holding sex for the sake of procreation once you are married
Even deviants like you can have a healthy and fullfiling sexual relationship!

>>16477179
Bonnet tippers very much do stay in shape, they need to be strong and fit to repel all the rapists and enemies of men's rights

>> No.16477199

>>16477182
You spelled Lily with a lower case l on line 11.

>> No.16477209

>>16477182
And then on line 23
>He looked like ha standard warrior
>ha

>> No.16477231

>>16477195
Right, she's 'just bulking' isn't she?

>> No.16477247

>>16477182
Line 45
>Dot be so sure
Line 51
>It was clear with the fight between them that warrior
Should be a "the" before the warrior.
Line 65 has Lily spelled with a lower-case l again.
Line 67 has "defiantly" instead of definitely.
The sentence on line 69 doesn't make any sense to me and I have no idea how to fix it.
Line 73 has innuendo's rather than innuendos.
Line 77 is missing the first quotation mark.
Line 85 has "shock hold" rather than choke hold.
Line 97 has just a t where there should be a to.
I think line 100 and 99 should be the same sentence?
104 has lily again.
Line 110
>opponent?.”
The period is redundant.
Line 114 has "where off" instead of we're off.
Line 116
>and a young and that looked a little nervous
Probably something missing here?

Fix those! Didi Mau!

>> No.16477251

>>16477182
>a battle mansion

Cool

>> No.16477253

>>16475732
I would, but I don't know what she is.

>> No.16477255

>>16476996
This is good, fucking /d/fags were already ruining it.

>> No.16477265

>>16476996
I'll fill her with so much mana that she'll have no choice but to grow.

>> No.16477267

How many daugherus should a vampire have at minimum?

>> No.16477268
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16477268

What did she do to get sealed like this?

>> No.16477270

>>16477267
As many as she and her husbando want

>> No.16477273

>>16477267
Why would you give a vampire daughterus? Vampires aren't very nice and are evil.

>> No.16477274

>>16477268
Stole a man's lunch

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16477277

>>16477267
Probably 3

>> No.16477278

>>16477268
Raped too many shotas.

>> No.16477281

>>16477268
Said she could run the temple better than some watery tart.

>> No.16477282

>>16477267
Vampire daughterus, all what she wants
Dhampir daughterus none

>> No.16477285

>>16476879
Of course I'm bad. She will have to get strong again just so I can ruin her life by having another daughteru. She'll be stuck in a loop of training and taking care of our little girls and the worst part is, I'll always be at her side with a smile on my face, making sure she remembers that I was the one that caused all that pain to her.

>> No.16477287

>>16477267
One human turned so she can have someone to share meals with, one Dhampir so she can know the joys of pregnancy and one kidnapped boy for the daughters to play with.

>> No.16477290

>>16477267
At the very least two
Bonus points if one is a Dhampir and the other a Vampire

>>16477268
She went yandere and tried to kill all the women in the village so that a man would finally pay her some attention

Lonely snakes do extreme things

>> No.16477296

>>16477282
whats wrong with dhampirs?

>> No.16477299

>>16477268
People could feel the yandere oozing off, so they decided to take care of it.

>> No.16477306

>>16477285
You monster, isn't one daughter enough?
And why do you have to wait for her to get fit again before impregnating her? That's even worst than keeping her always pregnant

I can already see her working out hopeful that you finally had your fill with 6 daughters before you creepily sneak behind her with a smile and a fertility drug enhanced penis to shatter her hopes
I bet she has dead, empty eyes while you creampie her

>> No.16477317

>>16477296
A damphir's first vampire hunt could be her own mother.

Things could get complicated.

>> No.16477331

>>16477247
all mistakes fixed
thank you

>> No.16477334

>>16477267
>vampire wife
>dhampir daughteru
>3 vampire daughterus to tease the dhampir and guide her in sex
Ideal harem.

>> No.16477335

>>16477306
arent wyverns hard to impregnate like dragons? i dont see how he could ruin her figure every time they have sex

>> No.16477339

>tfw you will never get a double handjob from a Gnome and a Dorome

>> No.16477345

>>16477184
It's a,mansion, there's battles in it. sometimes simple is best.

>> No.16477351

>>16477038
>slap Lich-sensei's ass
>get told she can't believe how you're not focusing on lessons again and how unsatiable you are
>can't actually tell if she's scolding you or impressed because she's emotionless

>> No.16477352

>>16477331
You're welcome.

>> No.16477354

>>16477339
>tfw you will never have a session of exclusively kissing and handholding with your waifu

>> No.16477359

oh god I can't stop thinking about being wrapped up in a Dorome's mud
what is wrong with me

>> No.16477362

>>16477351
Do we need to make little frowny/smiley face signs she can hold/put up so we know what she's thinking?

>> No.16477364

>>16477354
Would a Dorome be safe to kiss?

>> No.16477365

>>16477306
>Creepily sneaking on her and using drugs
Nope, I'm more evil than that. I'm going to be at her side all the time while taking care of our little scaled birbs and when she lowers her guards I'll start hitting on her to the point where she won't be able to hold herself and will fall before me.
That's when I'm going to carry her to bed and say some really humiliating things like how beautiful she is and no matter how many times I look into her eyes I always get lost on them. She is going to feel really embarrassed and I'll start with lewd foreplay before moving in to bully sex in lotus position with winghugs and kisses. When I'm finished with her she'll be panting, moaning and really tired so I'll go ahead and cuddle with her so she has to stare at me all night long.

It will be so evil that I'll even be in her dreams!

>> No.16477368

>>16477359
You're just getting in touch with the earth.

>> No.16477371

>>16477359
you're a mud slut.

>> No.16477374

>>16477359
You're becoming addicted to the mud.

>> No.16477391

>>16475677
She should be my slave.

>> No.16477393

>>16477365
How can i tenderly bully impregnate a vampire? my dhampir daugheru says she wants alot of sisters to play with,but making her already was hard,how can i impregnate my vampfu with triplets?

does it need to be a specific day?
do i need items?
anything i could be doing wrong?

>> No.16477398

I'm starting to realise that Wyvern daughterus are the cutest dragon daughterus.

>> No.16477404

>>16477296
They ruin vampires

>> No.16477406

>>16477393
You could go dumb route and use items or you can go maximum bully and go vanilla.

Which one do you want?

>> No.16477415

>>16477339
>>16477359
Doromes are good
Embrace the mud's embrace

>>16477365
At first I thought you were sarcastic but then I realized that this is indeed worst because she is falling for it intentionally and consciously
Every time she will look down at her swolen belly she will remember that it's all her fault for not resisting you and that you didn't do anything bad
The poor girl's self esteem will be in shambles, she might even go to a anonymous husband addicts meeting

>> No.16477419

>>16477406
explain each one

cant i mix both routes?

>> No.16477422

>>16477398
All Dragon daughters are cutest daughters. Find you a Dragon Echidna that can give you one or more of each kind.

>> No.16477423

>>16477365
Anon this is rape. I'm calling the MGC Police.

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>>16477415
Did anyone ever do one of these for the Dorome?

>> No.16477436

>>16477415
And guess what? Everytime she gets sad I will cheer her up and use the secret "every daughteru trying to cheer you up" trick. I'll always look at her with a big smile on my face and there is nothing she can do.

>>16477423
Do it. They can't unbully her.

>>16477419
Maybe later, I have to get some grub now.

>> No.16477442

>>16477436
Anon you manipulate and you bully. You're a big meanie and that Wyvern doesn't understand that she's being used.

Please stop.

>> No.16477445
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16477445

Not sure why I bother but here's an unreasonably rare Mantis art in case it hasn't been posted before.

>> No.16477446

>>16477423
i am seeing double standards here

why cant i call the police if i see a shota being kidnapped by that lizard?

>> No.16477453

>>16477398
I'd say they are all equally cute
I'd like to show my Dragon Zombie daughter the wonders of the world before her mind becomes rotten with lewdness

>>16477436
Someone needs to put this madman in a cage

>> No.16477458

>>16477445
That's a very nice mantis. And her message is a vital one.

Remember that condoms are heresy. To monster girls.

>> No.16477459

>>16477445
I'm glad you bothered.

>> No.16477463

>>16477446
Because that shota secretly wants it. So it's ok. If you have a problem bring it up with the Tanukis at the top.

>lizard

Don't be racist.

>> No.16477473

>>16477182
>Selene has an underground arena
Nice, but are you going to have Selene herself fight?

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16477483

>>16477463
Who said i hated lizards? i want to pound one senseless until shes pregnant with quads

>> No.16477484

>>16477473
Wouldn't that be unfair?

>> No.16477487
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16477487

>>16477445
There's a bunch of these from /monster/, anti condom propaganda is more funny than it should be.

>> No.16477491

>>16477483
No anon. You don't want to do that. You'll turn her into a horny lizard. All that pride and haughtiness will be gone. She'll crave the cock.

Don't you like your dragons prideful and haughty?

>> No.16477492

>>16477484
Not if she limits herself.

>> No.16477495

>>16477487
Anyone got a imgur folder of these or something? They're actually pretty good. I like this propaganda.

>> No.16477497

>>16477491
Is there any way to have sex with something like an orc, dragon, or ogre without their personality changing?

>> No.16477502

>>16477492
Well I guess.
>I've only been using 2% of my power!

>> No.16477504

>>16477442
Oh no anon, she understands it very well. It's just that I'm such a big bully that there is nothing she can do about it. If she tries to do something I kiss her tummy and rub her thighs, saying that I wonder when the next one will come.

>>16477453
Even if I'm in a cage, her mind is filled withg thoughts of me bullying her and she can't stop thinking about me.

>> No.16477505

>>16477491
What if i let her take the lead? she can get as pregnant as she wants,or none at all

>> No.16477506

>>16477182
Dammit beast, you should have done a fight club reference.
>Thhe first rule of battle mansion is you do not talk about the battle mansion

>> No.16477509

>>16477497
You only get lizard if you go full dom on them.

>> No.16477512

>>16477504
Ok I'm going to have that Wyvern taken away from you. She'll have a better life and somebody who actually loves her.

>> No.16477513
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>>16477495
https://i.imgur.com/INTRSP3.png

Between the Manticore and the Hakutaku, that's the rest of them.

>> No.16477515

>>16477502
That shit would annoy me. I was more thinking along the lines of not doing magic and relying on natural strenght.

>> No.16477519

>>16477512
I've planned really far, anon. Do you think she'll resist all of our pure and kind daughterus crying and asking where is papa?

>> No.16477520

Making of the Dark Mage is up

All Google Translate tells me is she is definitely an Onee-san type

>> No.16477521

>>16477513
Thanks anon. These will be very useful.

>> No.16477526

>>16477519
No because the daughterus will realise how you're raping their mother!

>> No.16477529
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16477529

>>16477513
What about this one?

>> No.16477533

>>16477520
But she's mayadere right? Mayadere can't be onee san.

>> No.16477540

>>16477182
I wonder what she meant by breaking people?

>> No.16477542

>>16477529
What if I don't want kids?

>> No.16477543

How to not rape Dormouse daughterus?

>> No.16477545

>>16477533
>The concept is [Classic Witch] [Older Sister Witch] [Sorry Witch] [Erotic Witch]
Fuck if I know what these mean, hopefully translator anon comes around

>> No.16477549

>>16477533
Nope, she's just hyper generic onee-san. No Mayadere to be found here.

>> No.16477550

>>16477526
The daughterus have been bullied too. You see, sometimes I would wake them up earlier and take them out to flying practices. I also was the one that cooked most of the food and did housework, and guess what? They really loved my cooking. The cooking of the guy who bullied their mother.

>> No.16477551

>>16477542
Then don't get a waifu

>> No.16477554

>>16477533
Sure they can.

>> No.16477555

>>16477549
Oh good. Onee san is best.

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>> No.16477561

>>16477550
Those daughterus and that wife will be taken away from you. It's for their own good.

You disgust me.

>> No.16477574

>>16477545
Sorry, Enty isn't accepting my credit card anymore for whatever reason.

>> No.16477575

>>16477529
That's a new one to me, must have missed it.

>> No.16477580

>>16477561
They won't be able to live without me, especially when I use my ultimate technique.

>> No.16477595

>>16477580
They'll learn to. Or actually. I have a better idea. You'll be forcefully flayer'd until you becoming a happy loving husband who no longer bullies or manipulates.

>> No.16477600

>>16477574
pastebin.com/KezGRQ5L

Call your credit card provider and ask if they stopped it or something, I had that happen to me once.

>> No.16477628

>>16477595
I'm going to bully the flayer's tentacles with my sheer will.

Also, let me tell you about my secret move and why she wouldn't be able to survive without me.
Before we had our first daughteru, I would work insanely hard, both at my job and on bullying her just to have my victim ask what's wrong so I can finish her off. I'll make sure she is already really weak at this point by bullying her earlier with praises and kisses, and when she does ask I'll go in front of her, look deep into her eyes with a serious face and kneel, getting a small and cute box from my pocket.
The bully will be so hard she will just stand there shocked, waiting for my next move. And oh she is going to get it. I'll open the little box and reveal a small necklace with a jeweled ring with the color of her scales and eyes, I'll go straight for the attack and ask her if she wants to marry me once and for all. She'll feel so bullied that she would cry a bunch while saying yes with a already broken mind.

I would even call her waifu all the time and whisper that she is MY woman while we are on the bed.

>> No.16477645

>>16477628
This is how you should treat a Wyvern. But don't bully her womb too much. If she wants all the daughterus give her to her. But don't rape her over and over again. And don't manipulate.

Love your dragon family. Don't abuse them.

>> No.16477650

Would "Don't use condoms" be the MGC version of "Don't do drugs"?

>> No.16477655

>>16476797
Shogs can make cleaning materials from their own mass.

>> No.16477662

>>16477650
I would like to see a school PSA about not using condoms.

>> No.16477664

>>16477645
But all of this was part of my bullying scheme. Imagine how embarrassed she would be when I say to others that she is MY wife.

>> No.16477670

>>16477650
Yes. And it would be every where. All over billboards and stuff. Maybe drugs will be advertised as good. I'm purely talking about enraging mushrooms and manticore venon etc.

Damn it would be annoying owning an apartment as a single guy in MGC. All the neighbors probably have really loud sex.

>> No.16477671

>>16477542
Than it's handy you won't get to have them?

>> No.16477673

Condoms seem like a great way to prank a cheshire.

>> No.16477675

>>16477664
She probably wouldn't. She may even say "he's MY husband". Anon it's not bullying when you really love her. If you're trying to give of a possession sort of thing. It's not working. It just looks like you really love your wife.

>> No.16477682

>>16476604
Oh you using that name is no problem at all, don't worry about. It's a very nice name, isn't it?

>> No.16477684

>>16477559
What's with her

>> No.16477694

>>16477664
but anon, what if she secretly enjoys being womb bullied?

>> No.16477697

>>16477432
Kinda hard to do that when all you can label is "Mud".

>> No.16477700

>>16477675
No, she would be embarrassed and fuck. If she got used to it, then I would even hold her wings and kiss her cheeks in public for everyone to see how much of a bully I am. I'll aven take her on dates and say "I love you" even if she faints.
And oh boy if she does then I'll princess carry her home showing the whole world that she is being bullied hardcore. After we are there I would lay down on bed and cuddle her so she wakes up and sees me the first thing in the morning.

There is no escape for this wyvern, for my victim.

>> No.16477704

>>16477682
It's very cute indeed. And thanks anon.

>> No.16477706

>>16476875
New girl very soon then?

>> No.16477711

>>16477600
Dark Mage: Making Of

Concept: Traditional Witch, Onee-san Witch, Wicked Witch, Lewd Witch

This time, we've got the captivating and seductive onee-san type witch, "Dark Mage".

Whereas the Sabbath's loli "Witch" incorporates the look of a contemporary Magical Girl, the Dark Mage is styled after the classic "Wicked Witch".

I had to deliberate what to call her species at first, considering "Sorceress", "Wizard", "Mage"... but since many of the corrupted monster species have the "Dark -" naming scheme, she became the "Dark Mage". It's not that she can only use dark magic!

Because she's a classic witch, wearing (in my design) a fairly simple black robe, her exposed fair skin is emphasized and highly noticeable.
So I gave her a really wide open low cut, from the chest all the way down to her lower abdomen!

In the rough sketch stage, the lower body portion of her robe looked different, spreading out around her waist to give a strong silhouette, but once I started working on the lineart the structure became difficult to discern, so I simplified the design.

Her hair was going to be white initially, but I felt that she would trespass on the Lilim's ground if I did that, and the darker her hair, the more the fair skin of her exposed breasts pops out even more.
I deliberately went with a less complex color scheme this time as to not dilute the classic image of a witch.

Due to their lewd and decadent nature, I wanted to give them a bit of a languid look, with voluminous, messy hair, and clothes decorated in frills resembling sleepwear. The bedroom look suits a lewd witch!

The purple accents are bright and stand out in her color scheme, and look like they're emitting magical light, but I only placed them at the borders and lining her frills etc to not mess with the black base too much.
While the purple parts of her clothing only appear to be emitting light, the purple part of her cane is actually a demonic gem that really does shine.

She has a skull-and-ribbon accessory on her chest.
I didn't want to clutter the design with excessive detail, so the skull look is in a cute, simple, deformed style, to guide your eyes towards her tits underneath, and also to not clash with her generally "soft" appearance.

From the bottom of her chest to her lower abdomen, her oddly shaped garterbelt, while having a twisted and magical sort of appearance, also of course incorporates the obligatory heart symbols.
Though her garterbelt doesn't look like it's actually properly connected, it's probably tied together through magic...!

The individuals shown in illustrations are often monsters that the wandering scholar was able to interview without being attacked, that is, married ones.
The Dark Mage shown is one of them. If you look closely you might spot the wedding ring on her left hand's ring finger.

>> No.16477719

>Lich-Sensei will never hold you close to her massive bosoms
https://twitter.com/motonamerou/status/824519157559365633

>> No.16477721

Being a male streamer in MGC is a hazardous way of earning money. It's up there with male idols.

>get swatted by a cheeky Cheshire cat
>MGC SWATs gang rape the poor guy
>more donations because viewers want this to happen more often

>> No.16477723

>>16477719
>cold tits
pls no.

>> No.16477726
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>>16477723
Oh yes.

>> No.16477731

>>16477723
If the Dragon Zombie is any indication, undead chests are softer than usual.

>> No.16477732

>>16477719
The only cold tits I want are a glacies' and her mother ice queen's

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>>16477732
Until I see art of a Glacies with huge tits, I can't exactly verify your statement.

>> No.16477747

>>16477711
Thanks translator anon. Hope you're able to figure out your enty problem soon.

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16477751

Well?

>> No.16477757

>>16477751
Yes

>> No.16477762

>>16477711
>Her hair was going to be white initially, but I felt that she would trespass on the Lilim's ground if I did that, and the darker her hair, the more the fair skin of her exposed breasts pops out even more.
So no other girl can have white hair because that's the super special trait of lilims? Lame.

Natural white hair is great and it's a shame for it to be wasted by restricting it to one race.

>> No.16477766
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16477766

>>16477762
Shirohebis have white hair too

>> No.16477770

>>16477766
And also a skin condition that makes them burn when they're exposed to light

>> No.16477778

>>16477766
I always forget about them for some reason, although I guess they're an exception to white being in their name.

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>>16477762
I figured its because originally they looked really close to lilims. I think smoking hobo girl had white hair.

Personally i think the dark fluffy hair works better.

>> No.16477812

>>16477800
This looks surprisingly better.

>> No.16477815

>>16477800
Holy shit my dick blushed.

>> No.16477830

>>16477800
Not a fan.

>> No.16477833
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16477833

>>16477800
Does the Enty page showcase a full-on Proto-Dark Mage by chance?

>> No.16477841

>>16477800
Man that looks really good, what could have been I guess.

I guess I'll just head canon a white haired dark mage oc.

>> No.16477844

>>16477800
>White hair

OLD AND BUSTED

>> No.16477846

>>16477800
She looks like a lewd CC

>> No.16477852

>>16477833
Does the maid hat hold down her ears?

>> No.16477855

>>16477846
>Order cities have stories of boys who disappear into the swamps
>I wonder who is behind this

>> No.16477856

>>16477844
The oldest Mage in the hood. Would dick her pretty hard.

>> No.16477858

>>16477852
Proto-Kiki is too rad for maid hats.

>> No.16477865

>>16477858
>too rad for maid hats

But maid hats are the pinnacle of cute and purity.

>> No.16477867

>>16477744
This is the only one that I know of
http://i.imgur.com/RPInEBL.png
Which sucks.

>> No.16477870

https://exhentai.org/g/1022829/385f103797/

I know some aren't fond of the whole used goods thing but that succubus is hot.

>> No.16477875

>>16477858
Proto kikis use one hat on each ear.

>> No.16477881

>>16477867
>http://i.imgur.com/RPInEBL.png
Well, I've never seen that one before. 10/10, would milk.

>> No.16477893

>>16477875
Adorable

>> No.16477895
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16477895

>>16475150
>Summoned by 3+ Kiki
>One of them probably in a jog/track suit
>Immediately forced to be better master

>> No.16477928

How does your waifu react when you say "please stop your hurting me"?

>> No.16477929

>>16477800
Where are other WIP pics?

>> No.16477932

>>16477800
He can't give her white hair, because then she's officially a White-haired-witch from the stories, and the Kej is officially redundant.

>> No.16477936 [SPOILER] 
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16477936

>>16477928

>> No.16477939

>>16477928
"man up, it's almost over"

>> No.16477950

>>16477928
Shock.

>> No.16477951

>>16477928
I don't want to imagine making my waifu sad or hurt though

>> No.16477957

>>16477253
Pretty sure that's Alexia Ashford post 20 years on ice with the T-Veronica virus.

>> No.16477967

>>16477800

I like both. Damn I can't decide. I want a frumpy hex maniac nee-san...

>> No.16477991

>>16477770
Only Albino Lamia does that.
Poor thing is like a Vampire.

>> No.16477992

>>16477800
I like both

>> No.16478017

>>16477928
"I don't care. Now keep licking my paws"

>> No.16478024

>>16477928
Depends, if it's from the heat, then she'll just tell me to push through it.
If it's her claws gashing into my back, then I don't complain, as I got used to it.

>> No.16478031
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16478031

>>16478024

>spoiler

My brother from another mother.

>> No.16478035

>>16478024
Love scratches and bites are the best.

>> No.16478038

I want to snuggle with my hellhound wife wearing a virgin-killer sweater.

>> No.16478042
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16478042

>>16477928
more weight

>> No.16478053

>>16478031
I don't even know how I came to enjoy back-gouging.
I think it was from a doujin but I can't remember.
>>16478035
That they are, mind you, it's a few degrees above scratches.

>> No.16478054
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16478054

I really wish I could draw for money right about now. At things stand, my Lich doodle may have to wait until I can find a place that gives money for plasma or a drug dealer to kill and loot from.

Oh well, it's not like that lazy Anon wrote anything anyway. Lazy cunt.

>> No.16478058

>>16478038
Hellhounds are always cute. Especially when they know their strength and that they're rapists.

>> No.16478061

>>16478053
Oh my, you sure are a lewd one. I personally enjoy my waifu's special bites.

>> No.16478063

>>16478038
Virgin killer? A keyhole?

>> No.16478064
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16478064

>>16478038
>virgin-killer sweater
Never knew that sort of sweater existed.

>> No.16478065

>>16478053

Maybe the mantis doujinshi. I saw that and thought, "that looks nice."

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>>16477928

>> No.16478078

>>16478064
But sweaters are supposed to be pure!

>> No.16478083

>>16478078
Have you seen how sexual sweaters are? There is no way they are pure.

>> No.16478087

>>16478078
You really have no idea, do you?
tfw not at my computer with relevant pic

>> No.16478090

>>16478031
>>16478024
But anons. What happens when you're done and your waifu realizes what she's done to you?

>> No.16478105

>>16478065
I vaguely remember it, but I can't recall the name. Also, I just remembered one of Crabs older art stuff had an Arachne clawing a guy's back.
>>16478061
I see you are also a man of culture.
>>16478090
I'd have to console her and tell her that it's fine and I don't mind it. I don't want her to feel guilty for just some light scarring.

But I won't tell her that I've reached the point that I can't get off without her claws digging into my back.

>> No.16478107

>>16478090
She'll forget why she's sobbing after about two minutes.
Then she'll pester me to make her some blueberry muffins.

>> No.16478115

>>16478105
Now I have this horny idea that when my waifu wants to show somebody who I belong to she just lifts my shirt and shows them her possesion scars.

>spoiler

I think I'd get addicted to it aswell. Who wouldn't?

>>16478107
Sounds cute. But the only question is. Do you make her those blue berry muffins? Do you DO IT FOR HER?

>> No.16478121

>>16478105
I imagine what would happen if your waifu were to tease you in public by slowly brushing her claws on your back.

>> No.16478122
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16478122

>>16478078
Sweater thicc is the best thicc.

>> No.16478123

>>16478115
I do it for all three[/sploiler] of us.
Wurms are very unstable if left hungry after crying.

>> No.16478128

>>16478122
I think we've had enough thicc for one thread though.

>> No.16478130

>>16478122
Can't argue there. I want to inhale that hot muffy air

>> No.16478132

>>16478130
Hope you like the smell of bo and tuna.

>> No.16478140

>>16478132
Unlike you, she keeps herself clean.

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16478144

Valentine's is less than a month away lads. Have you made any plans yet?

>TFW you will never come home one day and surprise your kiki maid with a bouquet of roses and a kiss just to watch her go red as you explain you've secretly been planning a long, romantic evening.
>TFW she will get never mad saying she didn't have any time to get a dress prepared, and that all she has is maid uniforms and that one black turtleneck with a pair of jeans she wears on her days off.
>TFW You will never explain that its okay because "Where we're going we don't need clothes!"

>> No.16478152

>>16478115
>Possession scars
Holy shit, I never thought about this.

It'd be weird having to explain to my daughterus why daddy has bandages all the time though

>>16478121
Well, that would just send chills down my spine at really inopportune times.. Which is why you keep that info away from your clawed waifu.

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16478156

>>16478132
Tittymonsters spray use fragrant perfumes and shampoo on their cleavage.

>> No.16478168

>>16478156
>spray use
Dammit, I should really proofread.

>> No.16478169

>>16478054
I'm writing right now. When it's finished in a month I expect to have a lich in pajamas cuddling a young man wearing glasses in a soft and warm as fuck bed!

>> No.16478170

>>16478115
>>16478152
>not walking around with a bite scar on your neck so that everyone can see who you belong with

>> No.16478176

>>16478144
I plan on doing the annual thing to do: drink myself to sleep throughout the day.

>> No.16478177

>>16478144
>black turtleneck and a pair of jeans

Casual is best

>>16478152
Id always imagine my waifu talking to her work friends at some restaurant while I'm there. Then the topic moves onto husbands. My waifu showing how much she loves her possesion while lifting my shirt and saying "See these? These are marks of territory. He is mine hubby. Nobody else can touch him, ever."

Damn I love the idea of loving possesion.

>spoiler

>"Well you see. Mummy loves daddy so much that sometimes mummy has to make her love go past skin deep."

>> No.16478182

>>16478152
My waifu would definitely tease me about it. She would sense my dick pulsing inside of her everytime she bit me with her flaming hot teeth. I can see her releasing hot puffs of smoke at me when we are in public.

>> No.16478184

>>16478169
I said I'd doodle a Lich, I didn't say what she'd be doing or where she'd be at or who she'd be swirlying.

>> No.16478187

>>16478170
That also. K9 fang marks and generally marks on my neck would make me feel special. Knowing I belong to her.

But it would be kinda hard showing off all my bite marks with that collar around my neck

>> No.16478189

>>16478144
It's a tuesday, so I'll go to class, then go to a bar and drink until I'm less sad.

>> No.16478195

>>16478184
O-oh... then I-I'll just get back to work...

>> No.16478198

>>16478182
>>16478152
>>16478121
>your waifu heavily breathing on your neck in public like she's about to bite but holding back.
>her running her claws up and down your back gently
>she notices your slutty flustered face.
>she knows you love it.
>it hurts
>but you're a slut for it

>> No.16478199

>>16478187
They'll still show unless it's an oddly wide collar.

>> No.16478203

>>16478187
Damn son you really belong to your waifu, huh?
Just the bite mark and her scent is enough for mine.

>>16478198
Bed time would be 10 times more sexy.

>> No.16478211

>>16478170
>Just a bite scar
Ha, Anon, my back would look like an angry Iguana jumped on it and keep clawing at it.
>>16478177
Jeez, I'm just sitting here imagining what my waifu would say to other girls if we went to a beach. Just with all the scars on display.
>>16478182
Burning claws and teeth at least cut a whole lot easier.

>> No.16478212

If my Monster waifu hurt me I wouldn't tell her about it because I'd worry she would feel bad for it. So if she regularly scratched me up without realizing it I'd just keep it a secret for fear of making her sad.

>> No.16478222

>>16478198
Shit, now I know why some people like vampires so much.

>> No.16478225
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16478225

Every monster girl is huggable. Even her!

>> No.16478226
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>>16478195
Also I'm not Latenight tiered enough to draw cozy Liches or like those drawfags who draw for those girly looking Wock and Gazerfags, who I believe are the same person.

>> No.16478227

>>16478199
That's good. But I'd like to think the collar is fairly thick and leathery. I'm sure the make will still show.

>> No.16478233

>>16478225
Excluding Raiju since you'd get 33rd degree electrical burns.

>> No.16478237

>>16478211
>Burning claws and teeth
Makes it a whole lot hotter too :^) and not only does the mark stay there longer, but it's also more visible.

Waifu gets pretty proud of her work.

>> No.16478239

>>16478211
>Just a bite scar
She's a civilized girl, that's about as far as I can expect her to take it.
It's all about the message for her, not losing control during sex or anything like that.

>> No.16478246

>>16478203
>the scent

This is another one of my fetishes. So anon how do you prefer the scent marking? On the clothes? On you? How do you like them? Just a light perfume of heavy muffy sex scent?

>> No.16478249

>>16478246
Just a light perfume OR* heavy muffy sex scent

>> No.16478253

>>16478212
Anon if you don't like it and you don't tell her it will be worse. She'll feel even more guilty for hurting you when you don't like it AND making you feel you have to bottle it up.

>> No.16478256

>>16478237
>Makes it a whole lot hotter too
If I didn't have a fetish for high-body heat and scarring, I'd lose my shit right about now.

Just make sure to have burn ointments.

>>16478239
>She's a civilized girl
>It's all about the message for her, not losing control during sex or anything like that.
Ah, well, except for the civilized part, my waifu is the inverse of that.

>> No.16478257

>>16478212
That Skeleton won't stay complacently in that closet for long.

>> No.16478258

>>16478226
>necromancy for idiots
>lich and Anubi

Aww. That's cute.

>> No.16478259

>>16478246
With my waifu? Well we would always have our training sessions, so we would get pretty sweaty and our bodies really close. That's when the demonic and spirit energy exchange would happen, making both of us feel really good and me covered in her scent. She also would use indirect kisses with water bottles to make sure that no girls will get close.
I like to think of her smell like a light and pleasant perfume.

>> No.16478261

>>16478256
Some say honey can be used as burn ointment.
Kinky dinky burn ward sex with Bees when?

>> No.16478262

>>16478246
On myself, and I like it light. Something subtle.

>> No.16478266

>>16478256
Oh anon don't worry. I'm used to my waifu's fire.

>> No.16478267

>>16478258
She has it on her for easy ways to inform idiots in the ways of summoning skeletons to build bridges or form a band for quick cash.

>> No.16478271

>>16478144
>that last spoiler

Thank you, Doc Brown.

>> No.16478275

>>16478259
Good choice anon. I must say myself that I enjoy a similar way. I fear my clothes might mask her scent so just to be sure she'll rub her scent all over my clothes after her workout. That'll do the trick. Gotta get those pheromones deep into the fabric.

>> No.16478279

>>16478261
I'd stick to regular ointments, unless my waifu actually wants to spread it all over.
>>16478266
I'd hope so, as someone with a high-temp waifu, it'd make sense to get used to the sauna-like love making that would occur.

>> No.16478284

>>16478279
Sticky honey ointment massage with your waifu using her breasts? Anon, that's lewd. but I approve.

>> No.16478286

>>16478226
>Girly looking
Wow rude

>> No.16478288

>>16478284
That's exactly the plan.

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16478290

>>16474541
>>16474556
So something like this? I'll give it a proper coloring later.

>> No.16478294

>>16478279
In my case the fire isn't that much present during sex unless we go pretty wild. I can imagine things would be more dangerous with a salamander though.

>> No.16478297

>>16478290
Absolutely. Though a bit of variation in hairstyle may also look nice.

>> No.16478298

>>16478290
10/10 design, will masturbate to.

>> No.16478301

>>16478294
It is more dangerous.
It's like fucking a chimney while the fire is lit.
But I'm not complaining.

>> No.16478303

>>16478286
Can't complain when it's true.

>> No.16478306

>>16478253
>>16478257
But I'd feel terrible if she felt like her Monster parts were coming between us. I'd rather keep things quiet since I don't want to disappoint her.

>> No.16478309

>>16478301
And even so, you gotta make the fire burn even stronger.

>> No.16478313

>>16478309
On badgoodday it's like a blast furnace in the bedroom.

>> No.16478315

>>16478290
Those aren't clothes! What the hell is she doing walking around like that? She'll catch a cold!

>> No.16478318

>>16478290
>heart shaped spot on titties
Surely a coincidence after my shitty Wisp-Holst. R-right?

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16478323

>>16478315
She's in not-egypt, so she has nothing to worry about until night comes along.

>> No.16478326
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16478326

Would vampires give lovemarks with their bites?

would she allow you to mark her with your punny human bite?

>> No.16478330

>>16478326
I'll give her a hickey on her neck to show who she belongs to.

>> No.16478333
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16478333

Are Succubi tails really this sensitive?

>> No.16478336

>>16478326
>Would vampires give lovemarks with their bites?
Definitely.
>would she allow you to mark her with your punny human bite?
Maybe.

>> No.16478341

>>16478313
I can imagine. Did you know that you can cool her down a bit first with some dueling and then proceed to fuck her (either out in the open or your bedroom) so the damage isn't too great on your furniture?

>> No.16478342

>>16478333
I just assume that the tip of any MGs tail is really sensitive.

>> No.16478347

>>16478333
Yes.

>> No.16478348

>>16478342
>I'll never molest my Demon Waifu's tail just to see her cute reactions.
It hurts man, it hurts real bad.

>> No.16478349

>>16478290
Sweet Jesus it's perfect.

>> No.16478353

>>16478290
BUILT FOR BREEDING

>> No.16478355

>>16478333
Yes and that doujin was good shit.

>> No.16478358

>>16478342
The base is more sensitive.
On dog based girls there's little sensitivity in the tail at all.

>> No.16478362

>>16478341
Yeah, dueling makes her more spent, so to speak, and she simmers down quite a bit.

Alternatively, doing it in a shower, in an open-air area, or in a cold environment also cools her off.

>> No.16478367

>>16478362
Having sex in the water must be pretty nice with a salamander. It just becomes a sauna with lots of sweaty and wet sex.

>> No.16478372

>>16478348
The pain of never being able to Tail-jack my waifu when she least suspects it hurts worse than all the scars she could give me.

>>16478358
So yeah, the base of most girls and the tips for some.

>> No.16478388

>>16478367
It's pretty much exactly like that, the room just get's really steamy and you can barely see anything. The sex is just really slow and water is sloshing everywhere.

What's not to love?

>> No.16478390

>>16478330
You belong to her, silly.

>> No.16478410

>>16478388
Sounds like you love your 'mander a lot. You go pump her womb full of love, anon.

>> No.16478412

>>16478390
But her womb belongs to me!

>> No.16478415

>>16478412
Her womb belongs to the daughterus.

>> No.16478417

http://pastebin.com/UfhT5KCx

Don't do drugs while half-awake, Kids. Dunno what you'd classify this as, between fairy/phantom, whatever.

>> No.16478423

>>16478415
But who is the one filling it to the top in order to make daugherus?

>> No.16478428

>>16478410
That's what I do, love my inferno iguana at potentially dangerous tempuratures.

>> No.16478438

>>16476996
>>16477020
Bigger tits bewitch and enchant me, faggot, so check mate.

>> No.16478448

>>16474242
Due to the exciting recent discussion I had about territory marking I decided to add this. Originally I had an idea for a section like this but didn't have much to add. I'd like to know what some of you anons think about this and again I apologise if you don't care.

Special husband procedures:
She will make sure she owns her husband. She'll be very protective and possessive. Making sure no other girl ever touches her husband. During sex she'll make cuts/scars/marks on her husband with her claws. She calls these marks "Marking her territory" or "marks of possession". She'll actively show these marks to her friends yet this is not humiliation to the husband its more like showing off a wedding ring. She'll also inflict bite marks on the shoulder of the husband using her K9 fangs and regular teeth. These marks are similar in meaning to the other marks found on the body. Although she does inflict these marks they are in no way over done. She makes sure there are plenty on the body but not as much as to ruin his body. She also uses scent as a marking procedure to ward off other females and to show her ownership. She'll make sure that her husband is given a good strong scent marking with sweaty sex regularly. This ensures demonic energy and pheromones lingers over the body itself. She also covers his clothes in her sweaty scent after a work out, she's also known to sprits his clothes with her perfume that is tropical with a hint of exotic desert. More noticeably she'll put a collar on her husband. This collar stays on him similar to a wedding ring. The appearance of the collar can change since there are multiple collars for different occasions similar to different pairs of shoes. There is a thick leather one, a small one, etc. The collar itself isn't the symbol of marriage but the little amulet connected to it is. The amulet is made from Shiny gold and dangles on the collar like a name tag, it reads "Nanu". Nanu wears a collar aswell. This collar comes in different versions similar to her husbands for different occasions like work and home. Her collar has an amulet aswell that reads "Anon" (it doesn't actually read that its just for the anonymity of 4chan. The real thing reads my actual name.) On the back of the husband's amulet reads "Property of Nanu". It seems she couldn't help herself but to put that there. Her husband doesn't complain. These two special collars are quite unique since they're absolutely rich with the demonic energy and scent of the opposite individual. This is due to the amulet. The amulets give the collar the scent and demonic energy. This is so the collars can be easily changed by just putting the amulet on a different collar. These amulets were a made in a special ritual in which both amulets were placed on stands next to a ritual bed and the couple have sex for 12 hours. All the demonic energy/pheromones/scent are absorbed into the amulets. These amulets also have another more personal meaning. When the couple aren't around each other, they're reminded of the scent of each other by the radiating smell/demonic energy of the amulet. This ensures that each individual are always on each other's mind.

>> No.16478449

>>16478423
You, but it's not like you live there.

>> No.16478451

>>16477130
>and single MGs commenting on how wonderfully coincidental it is that they're reading the same book this week.
Talk to them about the book you're reading. Pass on all the blustering ones and chat to the one who actually are reading it. Flirt with the ones good enough at bullshitting that it comes across as though they read it.

>> No.16478452

>>16476996
Still not gonna stop my desire to milk some Dark Mage manatanks.

>> No.16478454

>>16478448
That is a lot of waifu right there.

>> No.16478478

>>16478449
How about we just leave it at "i belong to her and she belongs to me"?

>> No.16478481

>>16478417
Lactating Undead Fae, fuck yeah.

>> No.16478483

>>16478454
I guess I got a bit carried away and forgot to make paragraphs. That or I'm just lazy.

>> No.16478491

>>16478478
>wanting to own someone

Racist

>> No.16478496

>>16478491
>Not wanting to own something

I want the commies to leave

>> No.16478505

>>16478496
>something
I said someone anon

>> No.16478507

>>16478505
>people
>not things

>> No.16478513

>>16478448
Damn, you went into full detail.

I applaud you.

>> No.16478514

>>16478491
>Not understanding the romantic implications of two people "belonging" to each other.
Learn metaphors anon.

>> No.16478534

>>16478478
That's a very respectable choice anon.

>> No.16478554
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16478554

I was waiting for a good occasion to draw a shoggoth

>> No.16478555

>>16478554
There's something about sweaters on Shoggoths that are just so cute. But this is lewd. Making it even better.

>> No.16478558

>>16478554
Your OC Shog is a cutie patootie.

>> No.16478563

>>16478554
Fghat damn!

>> No.16478564

>>16478554
>file name

Would I'd say something like "killer of mastahs virginity"?

>> No.16478566

>>16478491
>Not wanting to legally own a slave and molest her at your whim

>> No.16478568

>>16478554
I personally don't like this look you do for Shogs. It's still nice though.

>> No.16478573

>>16478568
That's ok anon. But don't you like magic tricks?

>"For my next trick! I will make anon's virginity disappear!"

>> No.16478577

>>16478573
I'd prefer a Dark Mage doing the tricks, but sure.

How would a Dark Mage Shog look, though?

>> No.16478578

>>16478566
That sounds mean.

>> No.16478582

>>16478577
Very curvy

>> No.16478583

>>16478578
Is it mean if she wants it like the sluttly M bitch she is?

>> No.16478584

>>16478564
virgin killer is the name of the outfit she's wearing, it's the new trend in japan

>> No.16478586

>>16478582
So a curvy Onee-san who loves magic and cleaning your house while lewdly holding you in a caring way?

>> No.16478589

>>16478584
You're joking, you have to be.

>> No.16478591

>>16478578
She bends over just a little too sluttishly while cleaning if she considers being used at a whim "mean".

>> No.16478592
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16478592

>>16478577
>How would a Dark Mage Shog look, though?
Think of an already thick Shoggoth imitating common Dark Mage attire in the way a Shoggoth would.

>> No.16478594

>>16478589
i'm not, look it up. At this rate japan's next sweater trend will literally just be a string around the nipples and vagina called the pussy destroyer

>> No.16478595
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16478595

>> No.16478599

>>16478583
She probably doesn't. She just wants to be loved.

>> No.16478601

>>16478595
Nice colors

>> No.16478602

>>16478586
Yes. Where can I order one?

>> No.16478606

>>16478594
Nice. I love lewd sweaters.

>> No.16478611

>>16478594
>google it
All I'm getting is minor jap links and mosty links to an album by The Scorpions. Are you some Girtablilu spy?

>> No.16478613

>>16478602
Trade in 100 Gatcha Shogs or 50 Gatcha Darmsmages.

>> No.16478616

>>16478592
I want her to put on her hat as I ravage her while dressed as a Templar myself.

>> No.16478617

>>16478613
But I don't want to give away any of my Shoggoths or Darkmages!

>> No.16478619

>>16478611
well, check the boorus with that as a tag, theres a bunch of art. It's the new trend like the open chest sweaters were

>> No.16478623

>>16478613
Darkmages.
Darm smages? What? Is it an ol' time miner 49er Dark Mage who lives in a mineshaft?

>> No.16478624

>>16478290
>Holst Dark Mage
>she only knows one spell:
>LACTATION

>> No.16478625

>>16478613
Do you accept flaylings?

>> No.16478628

>>16478617
Then you can get one for applying for a clinical trial to stay in bed with an Ushi Oni for 70 days.

>> No.16478629

>>16478481
Glad you seemed to like it, I guess.

>> No.16478631

>>16478625
No. No returns of merchandise.
Those 20k Flaylings are yours. Forever.

>> No.16478633

>>16478290
Hot fucking damn ya boy came through

>> No.16478635
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16478635

>>16478624
>Staff has a cute cowbell on its curved end

>> No.16478636

>>16478592
Jesus

>> No.16478639

>>16478635
I think her hat should have one too.

>> No.16478640

>>16478554
Very nice. hope you color it

>> No.16478641

>>16478639
She should also have a small cowbell collar.

>> No.16478650

>>16478628
Do I get medical care and a therapist after? Also what is this trial trying to achieve?

>> No.16478653

>>16478641
One on her tail too to know when her tail starts twitching for any reason.

>> No.16478655

>>16478653
And a cartoony cow skull.

>> No.16478660

>>16478650
No, but you will be supplied with food and water better than the slop served in schools.
To see the physical results of prolonged raping on the human male body. After the 70 days you'll be examined and tested by numerous doctors and scientists in a secluded office for more information.

>> No.16478662

>>16478655
She's not a Lich.

>> No.16478664

>>16478662
Then a Hathorite Lich would have one of those.

>> No.16478668
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16478668

Too much cowbell.

>> No.16478671

>>16478660
But my purity.

>> No.16478676

>>16478671
Don't worry. Virgins are welcomed and are given a sum of 30k if they can validate their purity and have a private meeting with their Demon director.

>> No.16478679

>>16478676
how does a male validate their purity

>> No.16478681

>>16478611
How did you not find the news article on it?

>> No.16478685

>>16478676
>private meeting with their Demon director

I don't know what the hell else is going on, but if it involves a private meeting with a Demon who has status and power, sign me the FUCK up

>> No.16478690

>>16478679
Silly anon. Monster girls can smell virginity on a man. This makes him a prime snag and rape target.

>> No.16478691

>>16478679
Magic scanning by Unicorns.

>> No.16478695

>>16478685
Fill out the necessary forms and certificate then before Thursday

>> No.16478698

Which of the Monstergirls are the more 'choosy' of the bunch, as in they won't just automatically jump or pursue the first guy they come across and instead might even have some semblance of picking a man based on traits instead of just 'he's a man'?

>> No.16478700
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16478700

Why would anybody want to marry these disgusting night creatures? they only need you for your blood and semen, no affection involved

>> No.16478702

>>16478698
Dragons.

>> No.16478704

>>16478624
>There is a group of paladins hunting her down
>They are known as The Lactose Intolerant

>> No.16478705

>>16478704
They must be quite a gas at parties.

>> No.16478706

>>16478698
Some of the 'gentler' ones like White Horns, Yetis etc, as well as some of the more 'Intelligent' ones like Demons, Pharaohs, etc. I guess some of them have specific qualifiers you have to meet too, like beating them in a fight and stuff like that.
I also imagine that the ones described by the Wandering Scholar might not always be quite as rapey as he says they are. A general rule of thumb to go by is that WS's descriptions are always a bit more panicked and extreme than the reality.

>> No.16478708

Reminder that the best undead girls are pharaohs.

>> No.16478714

>>16478698
Griffons only pick people that desire them.
Salamanders really like warriors, so do regular lizards.

>> No.16478715

>>16478700
You won't get anything but blood from me if there' no affection involved.

>> No.16478717

OLD HAG ONEESAN MONSTER GIRLS DESPERATE FOR AN OTOUTO TO DOTE ON

Pick one

>Dark Mage
>White Horn
>Demon
>Jabberwock
>Titania
>Kraken

>> No.16478718

>>16478708
Good ruler, shit waifu. Unles you have afetish for getting cucked by the nation she rules. At least apophis just drop their kingdoms in favor of sexing their husbands.

>> No.16478720
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>>16478717
"OLD HAG"?
"DESPERATE"?!

I literally like 100% of the ones on that list, with all of them in my top 15

>> No.16478721

>>16478717
The number at the end of my post will determine.

>> No.16478725

>>16478717
All but Titania.

>> No.16478726

>>16478721
Welcome to the Swamp

>> No.16478730

>>16478717
You forgot the sea horse.

>> No.16478731

>>16478725
>Not wanting an Imouto's personality in a Oneesan's body

I like the juxtaposition personally

>> No.16478732

>>16478717
>No undead option
Wow racist.

>> No.16478735

>>16478721
Have the fates willed this?

>> No.16478739

>>16478732
Almost every undead is a hag.

>> No.16478740

>>16478717
Why can't I have a harem of onee sans?

>> No.16478741
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16478741

>This is a MGC service announcement.

Incestuous Sexual Excitement Syndrome is a serious condition affecting thousands of lolis and young teens every day in MGC.

Failure to find a husbando during the first estrus may lead to the beginning of abrupt and unexpected crushes on nearby papas, otoutos, or onii-chans.

Always remember to take the proper precautions during the first estrus or full moon after puberty. This includes play dates and sleepoves with boy's next door, enrollment in stalking classes (classmate or sempai level difficulty), or possibly even discussing the possibility of a threesome marriage with your waifu. Please note that single adoptive fathers are required by law to engage in class 3 incestuous actions upon request of the daughteru unless in possession of a Chastity Preservation License (Incest class).

This message has been paid for by your friendly neighbourhood Sabbath church.

>> No.16478742

>>16478702
>>16478706
Dragonfags don't stand a chance then?

>> No.16478746

>>16478742
When in doubt, manamo out

>> No.16478749

>>16478726
I just hope she's not a hillbilly.
>>16478735
Hopefully.

>> No.16478751

>>16478717
white horn is pretty comfy

all are good in their own ways

>> No.16478752

>>16478739
Then why can't I pick one?

>> No.16478753

>>16478718
You guys are really hell bent on ripping all the meaning out of "cuck," aren't you?

>> No.16478755

>>16478741
My daughteru will stay pure until she's old enough. And the sabbat can fuck off. They want my daughteru to become a slut for all men to use. That ain't happening, I can assure you.

>> No.16478756

>>16478740
Do you really wanna have to dig through over 200lbs of breast, pussy and ass every morning?

>> No.16478759

>>16478741
>sabbath
>cautioning against anything that leads to sex with onii-chans

Something ain't right here.

>> No.16478761

>>16478741
>possibly even discussing the possibility of a threesome marriage with your waifu
I highly doubt my waifu would be okay with that.

>> No.16478762

>>16478741
>This message has been paid for by your friendly neighborhood Sabbath church

Oh look honey, more kindling for the fireplace

>> No.16478763

>>16478756
Yes. Who wouldn't?

>> No.16478765

>>16478742
Some might fall for you over an impressive feat.
It varies wildly betwern individual Dragons so it's unreliable to do.

>> No.16478766

>>16478741
Man, if something like this ever became a thing, I'd PAY to watch the holy war between the sabbath and all the various fertility cults.

>You'll never work in a perverted version of the nazi death camps where instead of gassing lolis to death, the gas has the same effect as the wonderland cakes, and they all emerge big, beautiful and voloptuous women.

>> No.16478767
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16478767

>>16478756
I'd rather dig through 200 lbs of breast pussy every morning.

>> No.16478768

>>16478766
So the heilwans are the anti-sabbath?

>> No.16478769

>>16478765
How does one impress a dragon?

>> No.16478770

>>16478720
How would she act though if her otouto was into both of those things?

>> No.16478771

>>16478768
It's the Darker Mages

>> No.16478773

>>16478741
Yeah, no, the Sabbath can go to hell.

My 5 aren't going anywhere near their level of stuff and they'll be pure until they either claim a boy or by losing a fight when they are old enough.

>> No.16478774

>>16478753
>Hey honey, you know that dinner date we planned?
>Yeah, sorry, but I can't make it. Uh, don't bother keeping it warm either, I won't be coming home tonight. The south provinces had a [Insert catastrophe here] and I need to consult with my advisers to hammer out a plan of action
>Sorry
What is it if not being cucked by your waifu's empire? The agency is different but it leaves the same taste in your mouth as you sit alone in your family home.

>> No.16478777
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16478777

>>16478770
>Instantly turns on a dime in an apron and an old-timey mature haircut
>'Please come home soon~!'

Demons are suckers for what their man wants.

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16478778

>>16478718
>>16478774
>"Sounds like you need a Marriage Counselor"

>> No.16478780

>>16478774
Because a cuck is someone whose wife is being fucked by another man, not someone whose wife has a job.

>> No.16478782

>>16478756
Where's the downside?

>> No.16478784

>>16478774
>My waifu has to keep a kingdom running so we keep a roof over our heads and doesn't devote 100% of her time to me while her kingdom crumbles
>I'm being cucked by her kingdom.
You're a silly bastard, you know that right?

>> No.16478786

>>16478777
What does Demon pusspuss taste like?

>> No.16478788

>>16478780
Your pharoah waifu is out getting fucked. Every single night she isn't home, she's out there getting railed by a drought. Or a famine. And there's nothing you can do but wait for her to come home late at night and tell you all about how foreign relations bent her over the dinner table and fucked her silly.

>> No.16478790

>>16478786
Depends on who they're contracted to.
It's always something you'll find very appealing.

>> No.16478795

>>16478788
Oh, you're just retarded. My bad.

>> No.16478796

>>16478774
Anon my waifu has a job. She's very devote to this job. But I'm pretty sure she wouldn't go into work because that would interfere with the schedule. Unless the kingdom was being attacked or the Pharoah needed needed help or it was something serious. I would understand that she has to go to work. And I can entertain myself while she's gone.

>> No.16478802

>>16478788
Please stop anon.

>> No.16478803

>>16478784
I was surprised asking earlier when people were upset at the idea of their waifu or themselves even having friends outside of each other
My waifu has a lot of ruler responsibilities too (though not a Pharaoh) but its not like I don't also do my own thing when she has to take care of fief matters
Just makes the time together that much more special. Plus she runs it really well so it usually runs pretty much on autopilot.

>>16478786
This >>16478790
Lemon meringue pie

>> No.16478804

>>16478795
At least my waifu won't blow me off to see to some minor insurrection.

>> No.16478808

>>16478778
Better waifu than pharaoh. 10/10 would organize a coup with.

>> No.16478809

>>16478769
Show your character in all its honest entirety?
Slay an impressive-for you-foe?
Show impressive courage and determination even in the darkest of hours?
Rub your belly and pat your head?

>> No.16478811

>>16478668
Holst Rogue strikes with Sneak Attack V!

>> No.16478812

>>16478708

I always forget that Pharoah just happen to be undead because they don't look it at all.

>> No.16478814
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16478814

>>16478811
Roll for milkcrits!

>> No.16478815

>>16478778
But she'd just tell them to fuck!

>>16478808
Anon that's a plot of treason. I hope you enjoy being tossed to the sand worm.

>> No.16478817

Sometimes, it's pretty good to have a waifu that isn't running a society or country.

>> No.16478820

>>16478803
>I was surprised asking earlier when people were upset at the idea of their waifu or themselves even having friends outside of each other
There's a lot of people with distorted ideals when it comes to love around here.
Like the guy who thought one anon's waifu was evil because he said she wouldn't find a needless self-sacrifice in her name to be downright romantic.

>> No.16478821

>>16478817
Nothing wrong with that at all, anon. Some people just went through hell possibly literally to get to the ones that do and are proud of having come out on top.

>> No.16478822

>>16478817
For some.

>> No.16478823

>>16478821
That's a good point.
>>16478822
How so?

>> No.16478825

>>16478820
>Like the guy who thought one anon's waifu was evil because he said she wouldn't find a needless self-sacrifice in her name to be downright romantic.

Hi. Don't worry, I changed my stance. I still think it's quite romantic to have that kind of devotion though.

And it's rude to call people's ideals distorted. They're just different.

>> No.16478827

>>16478741
Unless the boy next door is twice their age this is no sabbath announcement.

>> No.16478828

>>16478814
I rolled a d20 and got 11.

What happens?

>> No.16478829

>No CC kunoichi that enjoys being a bodyguard.

>> No.16478833

>>16478815
>Anon that's a plot of treason. I hope you enjoy being tossed to the sand worm.
At least a sandworm won't leave me alone on our anniversary because a pissy leviathan got dumped and destroyed one our nation's most profitable ports.

>> No.16478838

>>16478825
>They're just different.
In that case, different in a way that's destructive to yourself and loved ones.

>> No.16478839

>>16478828
(rolled a 7)
The man is struck by a warm surprise hug and takes 4 Tiddy Smother damage!

>> No.16478842

>>16478833
You could come with her? It would be romantic.

>> No.16478844

>>16478829
Does she refer to the Anon she's protecting as 'young master'?

>> No.16478846

>>16478829
Does she have enormous teetees?

>> No.16478847

>>16478838
I was mostly referring to the friends stuff but ok I agree, it's probably not a good idea.

>> No.16478848
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16478848

Dark Mages are best waifus since they actually wear their wedding rings and most of the profile monsters are married.

>> No.16478851

>>16478809
I just threw myself at my dragon with all my strenght and annoyed her until she made me git gud. Then we had love.

>> No.16478852
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16478852

>>16478829
I still would like to see that grappling hook tail in action.

though it would have to extend or something to actually be used as a proper hook.

>> No.16478854
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16478854

>>16478848
Demons literally write the equivalent of their wedding vows right above their pussies in magic runes

>> No.16478855

>>16478844
>>16478846
Yes on both accounts

>> No.16478857

>>16478848
Gonna be an apprentice to a Dark Mage, so I can learn Dark Magic.

Then we can have a bitter rivalry with the Lich Necromancer and her apprentice.

>> No.16478858

>>16478829
Nobody likes Kunoichi. I'd be surprised if they even got greentexts.

>> No.16478859

>>16478842
>Trying to be romantic towards your waifu while she's the eye of a chaotic storm of people rushing about with new information and she's keeping track of like ten strings of development at once and managing the crisis, perhaps using her magic to personally quell a warehouse full of delicate goods that caught fire.
>Getting in the way and making a cock out of yourself because you don't understand time and place.
Na, the only way is to join her as an equal, and becoming a king to her queen, and that would only separate the two of you even further as you're now splitting the burdens of leadership. The two of you might not even live in the same home anymore, as you bounce from noble mansion to noble mansion, delegating regional disputes, talking to diplomats and maintaining a royal presence out in the more tumultuous provinces.

>> No.16478862

>>16478857
What are the reasonable rivalries between MGs that can be assumed?
Dark Mage vs Lich
Pharaoh vs Apophis
Demon vs Baphomet
HoneyBee vs Hornet
Cursed Sword vs Cursed armor

>> No.16478864

>>16478848
More than anything it's probably because they're corrupted humans.

To most monster girls, human traditions like rings are probably silly and they only need their love.

>> No.16478870

>>16478855
If she also a Hoshidan bicycle?

>> No.16478871

>>16478862
Angels/Valks and their corrupted kin.
Werewolves v Werecats
Elementals vs their opposites.

>> No.16478875

>>16478859
That doesn't mean you can't love Pharoahs. And anyway a second in command can take over if something dire comes up and she's with her husband.

>> No.16478876

>>16478870
Wyvern oneesan is best oneesan.

>> No.16478878

>>16478852
>No CC kunoichi helping her daughter to be a proper demon ninja.
>Leanting stealth techniques, the many uses of the tail hook and how to not use smoke bombs as a kneejerk reaction to embarrassment.

>You will never see the look in a young kunoichi's eyes as she gets a kunai set from her mother along with a folder that has your information in it.

>> No.16478881

>>16478854
I want to get my Demon waifu a ring anyway.

>> No.16478882

>>16478876
Well, she has no qualms killing things that bother you. So that's a plus.
Although she's such an Exp hog when you get her.

>> No.16478883

>>16478875
>God-Queen
>Not being a dictator.
I don't think a pharoah wants to be a figurehead anon.

>> No.16478886

>>16478878
>how to not use smoke bombs as a kneejerk reaction to embarrassment.

>Hey, I saw you the other day, and I was wondering if you'd want to go on a da-
>FOOOSH
>Huh? Where'd she go?

>> No.16478891

>>16478883
Anon she is a dictator. Dictators have second in commands aswell.

>> No.16478894

Would one of the combat MGs like a Salamander or something be willing to train me in swordfighting even if I was already happily married? The waifu and I are willing to pay or provide captured Order troops as recompense.

>> No.16478899

>>16478894
>or provide captured Order troops
Do not bully the Order

>> No.16478902

>>16478891
Yeah but she's the propper old school version of a tyrant. She isn't going to be anything less than hands on when a "dire" situation occurs.

>> No.16478903

>>16478894
No, monster girls don't care about men that are married.

>> No.16478904

>>16478882

Of course, she's an otouto hog after all.
She needs all the XP to keep him safe.
I still feel sad I had to drop it to Hard casual for the final boss fight.
Shouldn't have fed the kids all that XP

>> No.16478906

>>16478902
Well if you waifu a Pharoah you have to understand this stuff happens. No worries.

>> No.16478909

>>16478894
Of course they would, just provide with something of value like salts, spices and money.

> The waifu and I are willing to pay or provide captured Order troops
I'm mostly sure that most warrior MGs that opened an academy already have a husband if they actually settled down.

>

>> No.16478912

>>16478903
But that's wrong, KC said that monster girls will force themselves into being a man's second wife if they really like him.

Even without the sexual side to it, they still have normal social relationships like normal people. No reason they can't train people on the side.

>> No.16478915

>>16478894
Maybe. They only fall in love with you if the battle is too good, so I doubt teaching would get them going

>> No.16478918

>>16478909
I suppose that makes sense. Would make potential complications like >>16478915 less likely too.
Excellent!

>> No.16478924

>>16478912
>monster girls will force themselves into being a man's second wife if they really like him.
These women deserve a savage beating.

>> No.16478925

>>16478912
>force themselves

My waifu definitely is not going to let that happen.

>> No.16478928

>>16478904
Soleil and Ophelia are the only worthwhile kids in my opinion on Conquest.
A Chuuni Dark Mage like Ophelia would be funny. Especially because she IS a Dark Mage.

>> No.16478931

The first Demon to get their pussy around my dick gets my virginity.

>> No.16478933

>>16478931
>anon gets a knock at the door

>> No.16478935

>>16478928
That's true, I did get some use out of them, the rest were just...mediocre.

>> No.16478939

>>16478906
As I said. Good ruler, shit tier bottom of the barrel tier waifu.

>> No.16478940

>>16478918
Just don't ask what girls teach what, because my bread and butter is Salamanders.

Lizardmen and Soldier Beetles probably teach weapon techniques while Zipangu girls have their martial arts.

>> No.16478943

>>16478933
I spend a lot of time wishing I killed myself when I was younger. I also have a huge rape fetish.

If I get fucked to death, that's awesome! It's better if I get a wife who loves me, but I'm not worried about the usual problems with inviting a Demon to fuck me.

>> No.16478945
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16478945

>>16478931
>ContractRufflingIntensifies

>> No.16478948

>>16478940
I've got literally an eternity to learn, so it makes no nevermind to me. It's all going towards the Plan in the end.

>> No.16478951

>>16478939
No. You're shit tier bottom of the barrel.

>> No.16478956

>>16478940
I would ask my waifu to teach me berserk dragon style. Sure, I can't do things like she does, but it would be nice to learn some stuff, get strong and improvise.

>> No.16478958

>>16478951
no u

>> No.16478961

>>16478945
>No demon childhood friend to wrap her thick thighs around your head during a playful wrestling match to decide who tops.
Damn.

>> No.16478962

>>16478948
Oh, then make a deal with a Cursed Sword and/or a Living Armor, they'd know all about what works and what doesn't. The only payment they'd need is a husband.

>>16478956
>Not asking for Wailing Mountain Style
Step up you game Anon.

>> No.16478963

>>16478961
>Headlocked between her thighs
>Use all your strength to twist in her grip so you can start eating her out

>> No.16478966

>>16478958
No you! Don't be mean to others waifus. You don't have their waifu so you wouldn't understand.

>> No.16478967

>>16478961
>Secret Move: Cunning Linguistics!

And then you eat her out. Simple, win win.

>> No.16478970

>>16478924
Makes you wonder what kind of situations go down though.
>dormouse sleeping while a manticore milks her husband via tail pussy
>griffon and dragon angrily fighting via double paizuri claiming they seen the man first
>shoggoth sneaking into a man's home to clean while he's shopping with the kiki
All okay in KC's books, that last one is some sick shit though.

>> No.16478974

>>16478962
My waifu actually knows Royal Scarlet style.

>> No.16478976

>>16478967
Kazuma please leave.

>> No.16478977

>>16478966
nuh uh, you are.

>> No.16478980

>>16478963
I wonder if Hellhounds take up wrestling club just so they can grind their pussies on some poor guys face.

I want to be overpowered by a hellhound.

>> No.16478982
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16478982

FOBS 1.10 is out, you should go play it.

Or at least Parade Buster that has a couple MGs too.

>> No.16478983

>>16478962
I talked about that... was that last thread? About the idea of taking on a Cursed Sword for the sake of power, but eventually she'd have to go off to a husband and I don't think I could swing Bigamy with the waifu, nor do I particularly want to unless absolutely necessary. Once she's off to a husband I can't help but think I'd lose alot of the stuff learned through her.

>> No.16478991

>>16478980
>MG wrestling allows for suffocation moves
>Sport is rife with abusing wretlers who bosom smother and face-grind their way to victory.

>> No.16478992

>>16478983
That sounds weird. Anon a cursed does should only be wielded by her husband.

>> No.16478995

>>16478862
Yetis and Yuki-onnas

>> No.16478998

>>16478982
Anybody actually have a link to the game? Never played it before, just couldn't really be bothered to.

>> No.16478999

>>16478991
I want to face a hinizumi that learned sumo that complains about how thats all the girls do only to do the same thing herself when she gets the chance

>> No.16479000

>>16478992
The reasoning was, if she was left abandoned at the end of some dungeon, then single human guys would probably not be coming by very often to pick her up, so in exchange for her temporary usage one would bring her to a populated area and find the strongest guy around for her to bind to.

>> No.16479001

>>16478980
>I want to be overpowered by a hellhound.
We all do anon. We all do.

>> No.16479008

>>16479000
Just don't do any funny business while your wielding her. Remember her purity anon.

>> No.16479011

>>16478974
Nani?!

>>16478983
>>16478992
>>16478998
Circumvent the problem by finding a Cursed Sword user and/or Living Armor wearer.

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16479012

I got laid off at work today, post cute duaghterus please.

>> No.16479016

>>16479008
My own waifu would kill her if I did, so no worries. No stabbing attacks, only slashing and ripostes, and she can climb into her own sheathe without me looking.

>> No.16479018
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16479018

I've been having a lot of lewd ryu dreams but my waifu is a dragon

Send help

>> No.16479019

>>16479018
Maybe they can share

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16479020

>>16479012
That sucks anon. Here.

>> No.16479021

>>16478983
>Once she's off to a husband I can't help but think I'd lose alot of the stuff learned through her.
No reason to expect you'd just forget the techniques she'd teach you during your time together.

>> No.16479025

>>16479019
>polygamy
Nah the dreams are almosy Bidaily at this point, maybe it's a sign 2017 is coming

>> No.16479026

It would be so cool having a living armor and cursed sword combo. Not only would you be super powerful and badass but you'd have 2 super cute MGs who love you.

>> No.16479030

>>16479021
Techniques, sure, but I'd be used to fighting at a higher caliber or level of power than what I could expect with traditional weaponry, and as such might have to adjust.

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16479031

>>16479012
Sorry to hear that, anon.

>> No.16479040

>>16479030
Ah, I see what you mean. Just ask her not to give you any stat boosts while you train.

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16479042

>>16479026
It is a cool idea for a character. Imagine, every fight would be like a raunchy loving threesome. Would be cool if some wandering errant knight was seemingly terrorizing the countryside so a force goes out to stop him, but when they find him they realize he's just in a three-way marriage with a CS and LA and likes fighting stuff as part of sex with them

>> No.16479043

>>16479018
Ryu are dragons, anon.

>> No.16479044

I need something quick and silly to write to get back into the swing of things.

>> No.16479046

>>16479016
That's ok anon. It's just it sounded weird when you said you "learnt stuff from her". Like you had "expierence" with her.

>> No.16479051

>>16479042
>Implying the threesome knight isn't a good soldier fighting the forces of evil

>> No.16479052

>>16479044
An Anon buys a house with an Ittan-Momen haunting it.

>> No.16479056

>>16479044
A detailed day in the life of a maid? Shoggoth or Kiki, it's your choice.

>> No.16479055

>>16479040
Suppose that's fair then.

>>16479046
Purely comba-platonic. Nothing erotic from my end, though I suppose its unavoidable for her to enjoy bloodshed. Simply a means to the end of advancing my waifu's plans.

>> No.16479061

>>16479044
Hakutaku going drinking with a male teacher and ranting about/comparing their classes.

>> No.16479062

>>16479044
A White Horn has a nice chat with an Anon she leads through the mountain pass. Whether she develops a crush on him by the end of it is entirely optional.

>> No.16479066

>>16479044
A ghost who pretends she's a Stand

>> No.16479073

>>16478982
>tfw no color-coordinated Dragon Maids.

>> No.16479085
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16479085

This is my kind of Anubis.

>> No.16479088

>>16479066
That's actually quite funny.

>> No.16479093

>>16475528
Is that .less pic?

>> No.16479094
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16479094

>>16479085
This is my kind of Anubis.

>> No.16479095

>>16479085
I never watched relife so I don't get the joke.

>> No.16479100

>>16479095
she autistic af

>> No.16479102

>>16478935
Dem crits just won't stop.
Sol's high skill made Luna/Sol combo VERY effective on her.

Velouria was a powerhouse though, despit the autism that ails her.
>"I'm just going to stand in the corner herekthanksbye"

>> No.16479106

>>16479094
Sands save me holy hell

>> No.16479108

>>16479094
That's quite a lewd outfit for the god of afterlife.

>> No.16479110

>>16479094
Slutty?

>> No.16479115

>>16479095
How do you know she's from relife then?

>> No.16479116

>>16479100
Anon it's mean to call Anubi autistic. They just get confused easily.

>> No.16479122

>>16479116
They also like putting things in neat lines and don't understand other people's feelings.

>> No.16479125

>>16479115
Because I briefly saw an anime review on relife and saw that character in it.

>> No.16479130

>>16479110
Not at all. It's just the traditional outfit anon.

>> No.16479132

>>16479122
>doesn't understand people's feelings
>Anubis are the most honest
>maybe too honest
>"Anon you're a bit short compared to the other men in the kingdom"

Aw now I'm sad.

>> No.16479139

>>16479018
Thank god I have non sexual dreams with mgs. My waifu would be pretty mad.

>> No.16479140

>>16479132
>>"Anon you're a bit short compared to the other men in the kingdom"
Instant trash, anyone who is unfortunate to end up with her should toss her away and find a better woman.

>> No.16479147

>>16479130
>Anubis immigrant being mistaken for slut and/or whore in the city
>She wonders why everyone tries to give her money for sex all the time
>Thinks it's bullying and never goes out with anyone regardless

>>16479132
>"Anon, your dick is much smaller than any I've seen in doujins, but it's my first time seeing one in real life. Is it small or are doujins fake?"

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16479153

I want the hairsex
I want it

>> No.16479154

>>16479139
At least you have dreams with MGs.

>> No.16479156

>>16479140
Don't worry anon! I was just joking. No Anubi would be that 3DPD. All Anubi are lovely girls so please don't get the wrong impression.

They're honest girls but they aren't bullies.

>>16479147
This whole post is to bully Anubi. And she's right the doujins are fake.

>> No.16479160

>>16479153
She sure looks happy.

>> No.16479162

>>16479122
Would you count being stubborn as not understanding people's feelings?

>> No.16479166

>>16479147
>"Anon, your dick is much smaller than any I've seen in doujins, but it's my first time seeing one in real life. Is it small or are doujins fake?"

One the only real benefits of Manono Mana, Increase in wang-rod size.

>> No.16479167

>>16479102
Oh lordy.
Velour was cute, if weird, but DAMN did she murder things.

>> No.16479170

>>16479156
> All Anubi are lovely girls so please don't get the wrong impression.
I already didn't like Anubi so all you've done is confirm my bias.

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16479171

>>16479160
I'd be happy too if I was the most beautiful, lovely creature ever.

>> No.16479173

>>16479166
Unless you get get one whose a size queen.

>> No.16479176

>>16479147
An that's how anubis will only get a masoquist husbando.

>> No.16479178

>>16479132
>"You're a bit flat compared to the other women in the kingdom."

>> No.16479179

>>16479171
Fuck, I might not waifu one, but goddamn if they don't have the best hair.

>> No.16479182

>>16479178
You're supposed to call her loose, anon.

>> No.16479183

>>16479171
>No Elf-Wight Kej

>> No.16479185

>>16479173
>size queen
That would be terrifying if she was.

At least Mamono Mana tailors your pants because of increased size.

>> No.16479186

>>16479182
But that's not information I could readily have at hand so it's not as effective

>> No.16479187

>>16479178
Well shit. Rip little anubutt.

>> No.16479194

>>16479186
And if you did and called her loose you'd out yourself as a slut and/or NTR'er.

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>>16479179
They embody the serenity and tranquility of the mountain stream illuminated by moonlight, the dark waters of their hair flowing endlessly against the pale majesty of their bodies.

>>16479183
They're perfect as is, no need to blemish untouched natural elegance

>> No.16479201

>>16479173
>>16479185
I bet diamond trumparts are size queens. It would compliment their other... fetishes.

>>16479194
Precisely. If I knew she was loose compared to other girls I'd have to have fucked a sizable portion of other women plus her. and by that point I should be married and not even talking to other sluts

>> No.16479208

>>16479201
Now the real question, could one, theoretically, stretch one of said trumparts enough that its visible through her card?

>> No.16479210

>>16479199
In other words, Kejs are really fucking rad.

>> No.16479215

>>16479201
Men should not have loins stronger than a Behemoths.

>> No.16479216

>>16479183
>No Elf-Wight-Dark Mage-Holst-Kakuen-Pharaoh Kej

>> No.16479222

>>16479167
You haven't seen murder until you've seen a Wolfu activate Astra and crit each. Single. Hit.

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>>16479210
...Yes, friend. They are 'really fucking rad'.
I wish to find and woo one, though don't know how I could possibly impress in comparison.

>> No.16479229

>>16479201
I bet Baphomets are size queens. The joke is a normal size is massive for their super-tight snatch and they behave as if impaled by the biggest dick in the world with their thoroughly average husbands.

>> No.16479236

>>16479222
A thing of beauty that is.

>> No.16479237

>>16479229
What happens if they end up with someone who is above that average mark?
Or much more

>> No.16479239

>>16479170
That's ok if you want to think that anon. But please understand that an Anubi would never do what I described in my stupid joke.

>>16479178
That's mean anon. I know you want to retaliate but it's best to leave it rather than make it worse.

>> No.16479241

>>16479208
Of course, her whole torso hangs out, doesn't it?

>> No.16479242

>>16479225
Go out into the woods with a bunch of haircare products and blowers and yell, "If only I had a beautiful maiden with majestic hair I could take care of".

Easy and really specific, and even if they already have naturally perfect hair, they'll apreciate the gesture.

>> No.16479244

>>16479237
Stetching and ahegos.

>> No.16479245

>>16479237
>Instant ahegao
>Passing out
>Foaming at the mouth

>> No.16479248

>>16479239
I believe all monster girls are like that. I have problems.

>> No.16479250

>>16479241
Would one be lewd enough to talk to the queen of hearts while such a thing is happening?
Undoubtedly with some cumflation at the 'end' due to some other enhancements she'd undoubtedly want.

>> No.16479257

>>16479237
I bet big Onis have to really concentrate to feel a normal-sized dick and think it's extra hot that it feels so gentle and delicate no matter how hard they bruise the boy's hips.

>> No.16479259

>>16479239
>I know you want to retaliate but it's best to leave it rather than make it worse.
It's better to make her feel bad so she doesn't do it again.

>> No.16479260

>>16479237
It's a good thing that you don't have to worry about injuring an MG during sex considering human women can get injured with larger penises.

>> No.16479263

>>16479229
>"By God I'm being fucked by a bull!"
>"Honey, what the hell are you going on about?"
>"YES, BREED ME YOU MONSTER!"
>"Honey, stop, this isn't funny."
Their bedroom sure is interesting.

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16479265

>>16479242
Hmm. Would such a thing truly work? Such simplicity for such an unfathomable reward...

>> No.16479280

>>16479259
What IF (I say this like an Anubi would even say that in the first place. They wouldn't.) she realised after saying it that it was incredibly mean and it just slipped out?

>> No.16479281

>>16479237
I always like the thought of impaling little girls on my dick and treating them like trash. It would be pretty nice, especially if it's with an alice.

>> No.16479282

>>16479260
Yep....although one should worry about centaur/unicorn/white horn/bicorn size queens

>> No.16479283

>>16479250
Certainly. I personally hate public sex, but if it's nice and hidden way inside her card, and all you see is her torso, completely and chastely clad in her prim and proper uniform, completely covered and not lewd minus the large bulge pounding its way through her torso? Perfectly okay.

I mean, it might be a bit improper when she grabs the frame of her card to steady herself as you standing-fuck her from behind, and push her belly out with the sheer size of your cock. It might be improper as you make her squeal and moan before her belly bloats and, depending on which hole you use, a little cum spurts out of her nose and mouth.

But all in all, she's still, to their eyes, fully clothed and doing her duty. Who's gonna complain?

>> No.16479284

>>16479265
Hey, all MGs have really specific quirks about them that you could use to attract them.

>> No.16479288

>>16479257
>The big, brash girls secretly love boys that dote and spoil them.

Cute.

>> No.16479290

>>16479280
Then I realized how mean what I said was after saying it and it just slipped out. The billbord is still bustier than the sandy-cunted slag though.

>> No.16479292

>>16479282
Oh dear god. the mental images.

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16479294

>>16478982
I bet Holstaur anon would like the shit out of it.

Luckily I'm the only Weresheep anon here so she belongs to me.

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16479295

>>16479288
Big girls make the best cuddlees.

>> No.16479301

>>16479290
>sandy cunted slag

Ok now you're just being a racist asshole.

>> No.16479306

>>16479283
That's deliciously lewd and I love it.
I can only imagine that the red queen would just be nodding with a slight blush as her underling was just recovering from getting pounded.

>"Sorry mistress, it's been a long day an neither of us wanted to quite stop."
>Red queen just keeps nodding, not wanting to really say anything while the trumpart's stomach sloshes a bit.
>They're just about to continue when a thump and the bulge appear again, a little 'eeep!' escaping the Trumpart.
>"S-sorry mistress, looks like honey wants round 2!"
>Nervous Sweating Intensifies.png

>> No.16479309

>>16479292
Yeah, centaurs like to scale everything up.
Including cumflation should they want it.

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>>16479012
Coming home to Yeti waifu getting attacked

>> No.16479315

>>16479301
>Being racist
It's not like all anubi are sandy-cunted slags. Just that one.

>> No.16479316

>>16479295
Blue Onis turn purple when they blush!

Cute!

>> No.16479320

>>16479309
I mean, I wouldn't mind sizing up for my waifu, but there's a point where you gotta tell her to hold up.

>> No.16479321

>>16479295
I want to cuddle a big oni while she tries to hide her blush from me.

>> No.16479322

>>16479295
>Try to headpat Oni
>She's too tall
>She has to pick you up to do it

>> No.16479327

>>16479315
Oh. Well in that case ok I agree in a way. But she's not really a slag is she? She's just a cunt.

>> No.16479329

>>16479320
Could you say no to a white horn giving you puppy dog eyes.
She promises it'll be fun.

>> No.16479330

>>16479322
Aw that's cute. And this is why tall girls are cute.

>> No.16479333

>>16479322
>Sitting on your waifu's arm, headpatting her
YES

>> No.16479337

>>16479327
Slag's a pretty generic insult. It just sounds... guttral.

>> No.16479338

>>16479329
I couldn't handle any monster girl giving me those kind of eyes, that's what my problem is. I can't say no.

>> No.16479340

>>16479333
>Have a BIG Pirate waifu
>Sit on her shoulder like a parrot

>> No.16479343

>>16479338
And she won't be saying no in bed.
She's gonna want you to fill her to the brim.

>> No.16479347

>>16479333
Would be funny to sit on her head and pat her.

>> No.16479350

>>16479347
>sit on your waifus shoulders and give her headpats

>> No.16479353

>>16479343
The things I'd do for love.
Dammit, MGs are too great.

>> No.16479356

>>16479340
>>16479350
>entire head getting hugged
>being patted all over
>boner digging into neck
A proportionally tiny penis is about to be wrung dry.

>> No.16479358

>>16479356
>Not resting on her shoulders so she feels your dick rubbing against the back of her head.

>>16479353
Good man, just try not to think about how much it would actually take to make her look like that.

>> No.16479360

Its 5'oclock somewhere, time to drink. What drink do you make/get your favorite MG/waifu?

>> No.16479362

>>16479358
I'll try not to.

>> No.16479368

>>16479360
Some nice well aged red wine.

>> No.16479369

>>16479360
I make some pineapple juice for her because it's super easy.

>> No.16479372

>>16479360
I get my fire newt some moonshine that's from my grandfather's old moonshine recipe.

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