/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16524749
First for wights best

>>16524715
Nah I imagine she can feel my eyes on her at all times. All it would take is one glance at me for her to know what I'm thinking, so if I'm thinking about how great her ass looks, it's because she's doing it on purpose, because she knows I love it. Stating it out loud would just be redundant. I might sneak up on her when we're at home and she's focused on something else and give her a good grope and tell her how great her ass is.

>>16524708
>brag
I'm not really into bragging. I'd be extremely proud and lucky to have my waifu, but I couldn't care less if any one else knew it or not. It's not like any one but her matters. And she'd know it.

>>16524751
That's a funny misspelling of Demon.

>>16524749
I'm going to rub her cheeks instead!

>>16524749
Xth for being the hatefucked office chewtoy of frustrated MGs who feel alone in the world and even more starved for affection than mana.

>>16524760
It looks like you were trying to type "I agree", but you messed up a whole bunch of times.

Cats are cute! Cute!

>>16524772
What's that? I couldn't hear you over the moans of my cute Demon waifu.

>>16524758
>Nah I imagine she can feel my eyes on her at all times. All it would take is one glance at me for her to know what I'm thinking, so if I'm thinking about how great her ass looks, it's because she's doing it on purpose, because she knows I love it. Stating it out loud would just be redundant. I might sneak up on her when we're at home and she's focused on something else and give her a good grope and tell her how great her ass is.
I mean, while I absolutely feel you on that and would definitely have a similar thing with my waifu, there's something special about actually vocalizing how nice or cute or sexy she looks, at least in my opinion. You do you though anons\!

>>16524772
>>16524776
WAIFU FIIIGHT!

>>16524778
Meant to just say anon there, not anons.

>>16524769
I want an office Shoggoth.

>>16524743
That's why you should make sure your wife does her best at her job so she doesn't have many people above her, and she can do whatever she wants with you under her desk.

Alternatively play matchmaker and find that demon a husband. Or just drop by the orphanage and pick up a shota to bring her.

>>16524769
>I deserved that goddamn promotion
>That skank couldn't balance her way out of a catwalk
>Agatha you ignorant bitch stop breaking the printer every time you touch it

>>16524789
You could also make your daughteru do it so she's too weirded out to do anything. That'll show her.

>>16524789
My waifu's the quintessential slacker though. If it ain't liftin, eatin or fuckin, she don't care too much. Its a miracle she isn't fired in any case!
Still, playing matchmaker for a frigid prissy Demon could be fun. How would one go about playing matchmakers for single monstergirls anyway?

Maids are olev

>>16524789
Mai waifu out NEETs me to the point where I have to pick up the slack in every department. How she manages to write contracts that can make a Demon shiver is anyone's guess.

>>16524749
I think I may have found my waifu in the Mershark. She's everything I've ever wanted out of a monster girl.

>>16524834
But can she see why daughterus love the taste of Cinnamamon toast crunch?

>>16524834
Jawsome.

>>16524840
Because it's got swirls of cum in every bite!

>>16524841
I enjoyed Street Sharks as a kid.

>>16524778
I imagine that there are many places where our values differ, KDF.

>>16524843
Part of this balanced breakfast-sex! Cinnamomon toast crunch, the taste you can fuck!

>>16524851
Yes, It is safe to assume so anon.

Mud bath or Lava bath?

Wolfus are for biting their husband's neck.

>>16524877
Both. They are actually both in my top 10. They're both great girls and I can't decide.

>>16524877
SCHLOORP

>>16524877
But how safe is the lava?

>>16524885
I really want to see an image of a Dorome and a Lava Golem doing this, only more full body

>>16524749
Sharks are actually lovely trustworthy girls who all deserve headpats.

>>16524898
>no dorome and lava Golem mixing their bodies together and asking you if you could get in the middle

>>16524893
Plenty safe.

>>16524890
You fool, that noise only turns me on

>>16524901
...Holy shit anon you might be on to something here

>>16524893
Stupid, sexy, space cats.

>>16524898
>>16524901
Truly haven.

>>16524901
http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2015/06/23/lava.gif

Unf.

>>16524898
It would be so messy though. They'd glop all over each other and melt into a pile of affection.
You'd have a pool of magma mixed with superheated mud slowly churning around you, cooling and darkening in variegated patterns only for the bright points of internally lit eyes to surface giggling next to you.
You'd be up to your neck in unshakable morass as a pair of smiling faces drifted along, shaping into heads from bubbling current and then ducking under for another drink of your liquid.
It would be nearly impossible to tell cavitations from seeking lips and grasping hands as they slowly rubbed themselves in a two-minded sleeve around your body, dragging you under to whisper sweet nothings in your ears.

>>16524911
Sounds hot. Could just imagine their bodies flowing into each other, the mud and the lava mixing. Their bodies forming one mass while they leave a small gap between themselves for you to slide in. They'll give you cuddles and massages while they whisper things in your ear. Or if you like they'll just cuddle you to sleep.

>>16524911
For as pants-shittingly terrifying as lava can be, I can't deny that it's almost mesmerizing to watch. I'd probably get caught staring way to hard at a lava golem, just looking at everything, flow, ooze, cool, harden, melt, and bubble up.

>>16524918
Sounds hot.

>>16524918
I don't think they'll meld to the point that their faces drift along their bodies, or maybe that's a bit too /d/ for me at this point.

>>16524918
>>16524921
WELP
I KNOW WHAT IM HEADCANONING NOW

>>16524911
On one hand I do find lava flows to be mesmerizing. On the other hand I can't help but be frightened by the fact that if I get too close the toxic gases released from the molten rock will kill me. If not that then direct contact will cause me to literally explode.

>>16524931
If you think about it, its not too different than a Shoggoth

>>16524898
This manga is the epitomy of the fatfag cancer

>>16524941
True you're just trading in oil and jelly for earth and liquid rock.

>>16524941
But since it's made of fire, it would win against a Shoggoth.
Get wrecked, elder creatures.

>>16524942
I dunno I kinda liked it.

>>16524921
>they cover you up in a warm and gooey cocoon
>gently lull you to sleep while cuddling
>methodically phase through hot, warm, and cool as well as super liquid, viscous fluid, gloppy mud and semi-solid cycles in to perfectly refresh your body while you sleep
>wake up to them covering you completely, kissing at your neck and forehead and gently coaxing your morning wood in a gooey... handjob? 'goo'job?
I'd never leave. Literally perfection.

>>16524949
>Hahah she eats like a fat pig THIQQ AS QUARK XD
Even p'orks are fitter

>>16524940
Are you me, anon?

>>16524971
I want Lava-golem-chan to keep my room warm and dimly lit at night!

>>16524968
Jesus Christ. I need it! It would probably be really healthy for your body aswell.

>>16524970
Eh. Some like it some don't.

>>16524971
No, because if I was you I'd be a doppelganger, and I have no intentions of being anyone's shy waif.

>>16524983
You'd be utterly refreshed and completely spotless clean. If you were wearing clothes at the time they're either burned to nothing or even if they survived totally ruined from soaking in mud, but its a small price to pay for your own personal sentient spa.

I'm glad people have come around to liking Lava Golems.
I've always had a soft spot for them but they never seemed to get noticed here.

>>16525004
They've always been a sleeper waifu. Not talked about a lot, but enjoyable when she does come up.

>>16525004
Same. They're one of the more unique races too.

>>16525011
What happens when one cult tries to sacrifice a human boy to a Demon but another cult tries to sacrifice the same human to a Lava Golem?

Mersharks added to the sorter WHEN?

>>16525018
You get a competitive threesome.
>>16525020
What sorter? I'm kind of out of the loop here.

>>16525018
Contracts vs Calderas!
Hellfire vs Volcanic fire!
Actually, both Demon and Lava Golem have pretty rockin thighs.

>>16525026
http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/
It lets you make a list of your top X girls (and your least favorite X girls).

>>16524991
The Mud&Lava pit is good for you.

>>16525004
She's a very good girl. She deserves the appreciation. There's so many possibilities with Lava Golems.

>>16525026
>>16525028
I get the feeling that eventually the Lava Golem would just start spreading over the Demon and the boy and just pull them into a lewd, warm cuddle.

>>16525028
Imagine the double thigh jobs. Sorry if you expected a delectable greentext, I can't write.

>>16525035
I, too, lack fingers or dictation software.

It is truly a burden.

>>16525038
It's a struggle to transmit thoughts onto a computer with only your mind.

Why am I consumed with the desire to prone bone my Demon Waifu and then collapse on top of her and flip over so she's laying on top of me for post sex cuddling?

>>16525044
At least you don't have to blink Morse code at the screen.

>>16525049
Because you're horny & lonely? Isn't that why we're all here?

>>16525052
But I just want to do so many things with her. I want to stroke her hair and feel her wings curling around me as I drift to sleep with her in my arms.
I'm horny, yeah. But I think I want to experience love more than that.

>>16524970
>He doesn't want this

>>16525055
That's where the lonely bit comes in.

I know the feeling

I just want to be wrapped up and loved
I want rest my head against her chest while she strokes my head

>>16525057
Correct

>>16525062
Some of us feel it more than others. There is no shame in that. Just so long as the fantasy makes you happier more often than not.

>>16525062

I feel like /mgt/ is a bar where we all come down and share a drink of loneliness together. It's a comfortable place, sometimes there's a bit of a ruckus, but the bar's always open for an Anon to come down and have a drink with the guys.

>>16525081
If an Elf isn't plump, she's pretty much just a human with long ears.

>>16525057
I feel this elf is getting a bum deal with too-tight clothes. Yes, she is definitely chubby, but I'd have to see her naked (or in something less restricting than that) to make a call on full-blown fatty.

>>16525110
And then there's the backroom where gentlemen sit in comfy chairs, smoke cigars and sip brandy by the fire.
These are the lurkers who never fall into the pit of shitposting

>>16525120
There's also that one corner where all the weirdos like KDF sit.

>>16525129
I like him, he's pure in his own way.

>>16525110
Complete with the guys who every blue moon say something boneheaded that they'll regret as soon as they leave the bar.

>>16525129
Nah, he;s fine. he can sit at the cool kid's table.

>>16525116
I'm waiting for the giant tiddies elf complaining about back problems

>>16525135
But, but magic makes boobs bounce and weigh less.

>>16525110
>>16525120
>>16525129
Where would the waifufags sit

>>16525138
>weigh less
That's no fun.

>>16525142
Passed out at the counter with a bunch of drained glasses

>>16525142
Their own booths with the missus and kids, duh.
>>16525147
Or in reality, this.

If monster girls integrated society I'm sure that half this thread would be known as sluts and easy dick, eventually they'd all stop whoring themselves out and end up with a harem
The other half would be love-crazed waifufags who go to extreme lengths to meet their waifu (or at least an individual of their favorite species), at least 2/3rd would get raped and marry their rapist, the remaining 1/3rd would hold strong, find their waifu and marry them

I'd be one of the waifufag who marry his rapist, I like way too many different species for this not to happen

>>16525189
I'd actively try to summon a Demon to try and marry her.
But I'd specify in our contract that she has to make my first time with her at least feel like rape.

>>16524898
It's surprisingly hard to even copy a few images with one hand. Stupid sexy Onis.

Question. Do you think that a monstergirl would find it weird if her husband wanted to try being gangraped by her and some other friends just once?

>>16525189
Good thing about Shogs is that you only have to believe hard enough, and one will show up.

>>16525198
Yes.

>>16525198
Depends how close she was with those friends.

>>16525207
Even if she was twice as kinky as him and had a sisterly relationship with the other girls involved?

>>16525198
>weird
Nah, she would understand. Might question it tho.
>Actually getting her to do it
Might be hard, but if it's a one time thing she would probably go along with it.

>>16525210
She would think her husband was getting bored of her.

>>16525194
Bottom right and the one above that one.

>>16525214
Considering her fetishes, maybe on my birthday. Or hers. Depends.

>>16525219
I doubt that considering how much experimentation my waifu and I would do.
So many positions and scenarios to try.

>>16525219
>And then anon was not heard from again for a month. After which he turned up at a hospital with a broken pelvis. He was being carried by his waifu since he could,'t walk properly.

>>16525198
I wouldn't want her to ask me if me and all my friends could gang bang her, So I wouldn't ask her to let me fuck her and all her friends

that's weird

>>16525234
What makes you think the husband is the one who suggested it?
It's more finding out he's on board with her idea for his birthday.

>>16525194
The entire right side is top-tier.

>>16525194
Middle left and all of the right are godly.

New wife doodle from a really nice person!

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

This image is functionally an itemized list of my fetishes.
Good god.

>>16525319

I too like gloves, stockings and Casters.

>>16524749
Anyone else really like Hakutaku girls? I mean genius, lewd and got a huge rack.

Although what does her third eye see (and does she have more on her back?)

>>16525057
Some one shop a pig snout on her and a curly tail.

>>16525330
Oh, it's so much more than the stockings and elbow gloves.
It's that the gloves are tied with a ribbon, that she's in a China dress with a cleavage window and side ties, that the panties are a white thong that manages to look soft and almost wholesome while still exposing the maximum amount of groin.
That she has both a ribbon and hair pins seems redundant, but endearing.
Fox ears and pink hair are signals of being made for breeding, but I'm indifferent to that particular Type-Moon character alone.
She's happy, winking, and exposing a luscious portion of thigh and belly.
But most of all? That pubic tattoo.
Womb tattoos are the most erotic thing in the world for me. They're the hentai succubus version of a tramp stamp, but work because they're so pure in intention.
There's no pretending it's for non-sexual aesthetics, or artistry. No getting offended when you stare at it, no regrets over having a pretty butterfly over their ass.
They've replaced their pubic hair with a sign saying
>"My baby maker is right here, smooth and warm and eager to get filled. Please look at my crotch."
It's the single most honestly slutty thing you can have, and I love it to death.

>>16525356
Absolutely love them, they don't get enough attention.

>>16525356
They're a good design but probably even easier to overuse in a setting than most of the rare and powerful monsters.
Anon only wants the top of the power pyramid when it comes to waifus.

That said, I've always loved the Touhou one.

>>16525356
They're in the same situation as vanilla Holstaurs, a great species with almost everything going for them yet no one loves them enough to waifu one

>>16525375
Barb did them justice a few times, that's more than we can ask for

>rain followed by temp drop
>sidewalks are now a big slip n slide

I can hear an Ice Queen laughing in the distance

>>16525356
They know the score.

>>16525375
It's the only cow I would tip.

>>16525020
There's a sorter?

>>16525450
Tip her over her desk and fuck her from behind?

Hakutakus are made for after school sex, working as a teacher alongside one would be fun.

>>16525057
Yes

>>16525081
And yes

>>16525475
Yes no or yes yes?

>>16525129
>>16525132
>>16525134
The weird kids sit away from the normal kids. When he starts being normal he can join the rest.

>>16525462
Well I wasn't talking about that, but if we are heading in that direction I wouldn't mind getting some extra classes.

>>16525194
Bottom right but taller.

>>16525478
Yes yes. They're both great.

>>16525441
MGs against condoms are the best thing ever.

>>16525132
>He's pure in his own way

No

>>16525504
They spread a good believable message.

>>16525462
See >>16525030

>>16525396
Keine is love. Ex-Keine is life.

But I'd rather be under a waifu though. I mean half the appeal of monster girls is them being strong and powerful and them making YOU theirs.

Also the idea of them giving guys bad information on purpose is them being a matchmaker for other girls is cute.

>>16525522
I can't wait for the annual "No condom" march.

>>16525539
It's a good cause. Condoms are evil and MGs need to know that.

>>16525504
>Obey the law
>Do it raw

>>16525396
Apart from werewolves, are there any other girls that gets a power up during full moons?

>>16525548
>>obey the law

It's illegal to use condoms?

>>16525556
Yep.
MGC Ordinance states that its illegal to penetrate a monster girl while wearing a condom.

>>16525562
How heavy is the punishment? This id a good law.

>>16525548
>This becomes a slogan
>It's put up in every school room
>Even work places
>Demos come to teach kids not to use condoms
>"And remember kids: obey the law, do it raw"

>>16525562
A good law to protect it's citizens.

>>16525556
I can see them being treated like smoking or the spousal abuse they are.
Not illegal at first, but distasteful. If people catch you doing it you might get barred from some places or referred to the authorities.
In full monster realms or monster establishments they'd just be outright prohibited.
Good luck getting them through the Sabbath-engineered condom disintegration field.
And don't even think about smuggling them, that's just begging for a cavity search.

>>16525563
Punishment is intercourse with the monster girl you used a rubber on until she is pregnant.

>>16525132
Purity literally means nothing to you, you have no conception of what pure means, and you think it's just a word that sounds good

>>16525570
Would possession of condoms be illegal and what would be the punishment for that?

>>16525576
Fucking a daughteru and BDSM is definitely not purity.

>>16525580
Possession would be fined and the condoms confiscated.

Fine would be payed in cash and/or a brief stint as a 'public use' anon.

>>16525568
>McGruff the crime dog comes to their school
>The original was a Cu Sith who fell in love with her partner.
>Today you're getting by with a Werewolf in a mask.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMOXxX5_wAA
>Not as great as the time you made the Anubis detective do the song routine.

>>16525589
>>Not as great as the time you made the Anubis detective do the song routine.

Cute!

>>16525589
>Not as great as the time you made the Anubis detective do the song routine.
I'd pay to see that.

>2015 never came
>2016 never came

It'll be in 2017 guys

>>16525606
It will happen. It has to.

>Rape an underage monster girl raw, cum inside and leave her unconscious body behind
>It's perfectly legal and even seen as a kind act
>Make gentle love to a consenting monster girl with a condom on
>It's highly illegal and seen as one of the worst things a man can do

Monster girls should not be allowed to make the law

>>16525569
I wonder if alps are often pulled aside just in case they're smuggling something in their expansive rectums.

>>16525623
They claim they are but never are.
They just use it as an excuse for the male correctional officers to do lewd things to them.

>>16525621
>Rape an underage monster girl raw, cum inside and leave her unconscious body behind
Now you made me think of that Alice story.

>>16525621
>>Rape an underage monster girl raw, cum inside and leave her unconscious body behind
>>It's perfectly legal and even seen as a kind act

No it isn't

What kind of crimes warrant getting face to face with a flayer?

>>16525625
Those damn Alps!

>>16525628
Having degenerate fetishes

>>16525214
>>16525057
>>16525440
>>16524970
>>16524968
>>16524791
>>16525589
>>16524901
>>16525231
>>16525312
>>16525548
>>16525568
>>16525606
>>16525621

Who are you quoting?

>>16525648
Welcome to the monstergirl general thread, /jp/ native.
Here we use the quote feature to indicate that we're weaving a narrative or quoting a fictional character.
Please do not be upset by all our green text.

>>16525657
Don't bother with him. He's been doing this for a while now. He got banned the last time so just go with the report and ignore tactic.

>>16525648
You.

>>16525576
He's pure of ill intentions, anon.

>>16525657
>>16525668
Don't give his weak bait attention

>>16525669
But thoes thing are opposite.

>>16525669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=122wZntH53w

Would you pretend to be scared as a way of humouring a young monster girl?

>>16525676
Yes, he has no ill intentions and is therefore pure. Not that hard. Geez!

>>16525684
His intentions are pretty ill. He needs a good flayering.

>>16525683
I would, but only if they behave later.

>>16525691
Just because you're not into something doesn't mean its bad. Please stop bullying people.

>>16525683
They're going to have to earn my shrieks.

>>16525621
Pretty sure that leads to you getting imprisoned and/or mind broken to the point you can't think and need to be carried around like some sorta sexbot.

Or they just give you to the mind flayer and well You know what they do.

>>16525693
True. But some things are too far. It's unhealthy. So he needs to stop. It encourages daughteru fucking.

And it's annoying seeing a happy Kobald family and then having it ruined by that stuff.

>>16525707
Just because it's not your thing doesn't mean anything is ruined. Leave other people's fantasies alone and make your own, with blackjack and hookers.

>>16525712
Maybe you're right. I just hate daughteru fucking and I get pissy when I see it.

>>16525728
But some species even have that built into their biology and culture!

>>16525732
And I avoid those species. It's just something that absolutely disgusts me, like scat shit.

>>16525747
>like scat shit
This is funny.

>>16525747
>like scat shit.
I find this way more funny than I should.

>>16525754
>>16525757
Oh shit realised that. Gave me a giggle when I saw it aswell.

>>16525728
>literally stop liking what I don't like

>>16525763
Welcome to these threads.

>>16525760
>Oh shit
It keeps happening.

>>16525629
I'm a filthy degenerate and a mindflayer reading my mind is just gonna get tainted

>>16525767
Is her knife made out of ink?
Maybe it's a dagger-shaped ink stone?

>>16525768
I wonder if thinking "I love you" while you bait a flayer to flay is a nice way to confess.

>>16525776
Maybe, I'd most certainly take responsibility if she got corrupted by my thoughts/desires

>>16525732
Remember to tell your daughteru to stay away from the fatheru fucker groups in school.

>>16525793
>Daaa-aaaad~
>I've gotta suck your dick for a... a school thing
>come on dad it's for school
>seriously

>>16525799
She's going to get a telling off by the waifu.

>>16525768
I'm such a degenerate I want a mindflayer to turn my brain to mush

>>16525776
L-Lewd!

>>16525806
But when she shows her the paperwork, it's gonna be a "telling how to get you off".

>>16525817
No! I refuse! I'd never! It's sinful!

pastebin.com/EkHtzgN7

Final part of the Anubis/slave healing story. Let me know what you guys thought of it; things you liked, didn't like, what I could improve on etc. Enjoy!

>>16525827
A wild writefag appears!

>>16525808
Well that's interesting.
I'd probably cause some feedback that would give the mindflayer a few fetishes and a cuddlelust

>>16525799
She would get a karate chop for doing bad jokes.

>>16525827
Yes! I love this story. Thanks anon.

>>16525808
A mindflayer would get off to that so much. A human willingly letting her shove those chaotic tentacles inside their ear and messing up inside out.

What a slut you are.

So I read a /mtg/ thread about an artist drawing a proud Anubis who dance to /jp/. Anyone saved that?

>>16525854
Im a slut for flayer tentacles and I know it.

>>16525861
I can imagine. A flayer would probably have a lot of fun playing with every part of your brain. She would probably get off by touching your sensitive spots and making you edge, but never giving your sweet release until she had enough.

You would be completely at her mercy.

>>16525827
Dang, I must have missed when you put up part 3. I'll try to give some criticism later after classes and after I've read it.

>>16525872
I'm getting slutty just thinking about it.

>>16525905
But anon, you have to resist! Showing how much of a slut you are will only make her hornier!
She'll start messing with your brain while shoving her tongue in your mouth, messeing you up in every way possible. Can you imagine how slimy it would feel and the torture that it would be not being able to cum no matter how much pleasure you're getting?

>>16525855
Danced to /jp/?

>>16525926
Anon calm down. You're making me diamonds!

>>16525926
This is why flayer is in my top list. I'm usually pretty vanilla in my fetishes but I'd drop to my knees and become a slut for a flayer any day.

>>16525936
You are the one that needs to calm down, Anon.
If a flayer noticed that you were getting off that much and she would she will start moving her tongue in sync with her tentacles, wrapping your brain up and burning it with pleasure using her chaotic flame. You would see the insanity in her eyes as she kisses you and wraps not only her arms around your back, but her leg tentacles around your waist, teasing the tip of your cock with her wet cunt.

>>16525948
Stay strong, anon. You need to fight it too.

Another wife commission has been finished!
This time closer to 'absolutely adorable' than 'super sexy'.

>>16525960
Would ruffle hair/10

And with it, a bonus.
>>16525960
She's such a fluffy cutie.

>>16525960
That's a pretty cute style.

Also another bonus.
This artist was really nice.

>>16525970
>>16525967
>>16525960
How much money have you spent on her so far?

>>16525972
Over $2500 I think?
Hard to keep track. I know it's been about $500 in the past five or six days, though most of those aren't yet finished obviously.

>>16525970
Have you made gazer tulpa yet?

>>16525974
>Over $2500
If only I had that kind of money to spend on my waifu

>>16525974
>500 in the past few days
>2500 in total
Huh

>>16524749
>no yandere sea bishop

>>16525960
>absolutely adorable
I think you meant disgusting.

>>16525984
99% of the Earth's biosphere is located in the water! Let's go explore it!

>>16525975
I'm not spiritually-minded enough to create a thoughtform, and neither are virtually much any members of the community surrounding the idea.

Unless there's a bodhisattva that I've never heard of before who helps those that are in love with a fictional character, in which case sign me the fuck up.

>>16525982
>>16525983
I'm irresponsible with money and forget I need to eat sometimes. This time I made sure to put a bunch of money away to be used only for food and such before I started commissioning.

>>16525988
You too.

>>16525996
You are awere that you need to eat healthy food, right? Not just a burg per day.

>>16525996
You're right, I did mean it, because it is true.

>>16526017
You're entitled to your opinion anon, I'm sorry you feel that way.
It might be good practice for you to ignore her if you don't like her.

>>16525960
Holy fluffy. Cute/10.
And please stop forgetting to eat.

It isn't exactly monster girls, but anyone know the name of a doujinshi where the hero and one of the villains are lovers?

>>16526061
No.

>>16526056
When Gazerfag dies of starvation I'll commission gazer feeding him cutely.

>>16526067
we need more MG gifs like that

>>16526061
I think it was called final move or something

>>16525298
Looks nice anon.

>>16526061
If you find it, care to link it?

>>16526061
Dramatic Couple.

>>16526067
I wanna go on a monster girl road trip

>>16526130
Me too.

>>16526077
>>16526118
Both were right, thanks anons.

>>16524877
Lava is more enriching and makes the earth more fertile.

It got posted late in the thread, so here it is again, in case anyone missed it A Pirate's Life is updated, line 313
http://pastebin.com/8X8kJyz5

>>16526150
oh fug, let's try that again before vacation happens
http://pastebin.com/8X8kJyz5, line 313

>>16526150
anon up might get a 3 day vacation with that image

What happens if you give you're waifu a bowl of hard boiled eggs?

>>16526161
Your grammar has made this question a trap.

>>16526158
All I wanted to do was repost my update. I really need to check every new image I post ever since I scoured the boorus for monstergirl art

>>16526157
That boat is not a very safe environment and the atmosphere between co-workers is just plain awful! You know what they need? Themed costume Fridays.

>>16526165
Spelling, not grammar, you dolt.

>>16525827
Does this HAVE to be the final part?

>>16526170
Yeah, it gets a little crazy on the high seas

>>16526157
Awww. That image is cute.

>>16526161
She'd eat them because eggs are healthy.

>>16525959
It's good that Flayers will atleast have some slut husbands when the portals open.

>>16526161
She'll aske when are we going to search for the chicken that lays golden.

Damn dragons won't stop thinking about hoarding.

>>16526161
Hard boiled eggs are the best kind of eggs, I'm sure she'd be thrilled anon! My waifu and I love hard boiled eggs.

>>16526184
I would give her a toy battleship to play with

>>16526205
Kraken daughterus a cute in the bath. If buy her all the battleships so she can be the feared beast of the tub.

>>16526193
Every species of monster girl has a husbando out there. That makes me believe that we also have a monster that husbando us.

>>16526184
She's a pretty great girl, shame she's a slugbox oc and he's a colossal faggot most the time.

>>16525194
Gimme that entire left side

>>16526223
Every time when I find something nice in these threads. It's usually ruined. Atleast she's cute.

>>16526218
We love our waifus and our waifus love us. 2017 will happen.

>>16526232
I'm scared of what my waifu would do to me. She would probably pin me down and everythinghug me for weeks straight.

>snowing heavily instead of raining
>blizzard level
To whomever mentioned Ice Queens a while back during the water Wurm removal plan: I hate you.

Since it's too cold for me to draw, how about I do more MGK?
You're Jimmy, and there's nothing else to say.
Do you eat Nilla Wafers with Anubis while watching the History Channel recordings fromnbefore they were all about Nazis and such?
Do you help Pharaoh out with something personal?
Do you drink coffee with Ophy and see what happens next?
Do you watch Discovery Channel with the new Shark girl seeing as she has no friends currently?
Do you play in the snow with Chimera and Wurm?
Do you drink hot cocoa with marshmallows with Wock and Lilim?
Do you eat freshly made donuts with Dragon at her mother's bakery?
Do you ask the 6th grade Hakutaku to tutor you with supplemental, non-strip reward lessons?
Or do you make a fort in your room with your Dhampir cousin and tell spoopy stories?

>>16526228
Don't let that put you off her though, she's still great and the artist's two main faults are selling out for furry bucks and stagnating as an artist because his current level is enough to make tons of money.

I can't really blame him on that second point though, can imagine it's pretty tempting to do.

>>16526232
WE'RE GONNA BRING HELL ON EARTH AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE HEAVEN MOVE THE WASHING MACHINE UP THE STAIRS!

>>16526238
The mysteries of what a Nilla Wafer is and what else there is to history than Nazis seems too good to pass up on.

>>16526244
A tasy vanilla flavored wafer cookie.
They're like crack.

>>16526237
I'm not exactly sure how I meet my husband waifu. I'd like to think once I enter the portal. My mind of her is completely wiped, but something compels me to find her. And when I find her I fall in love with her and try to get her to date me. Then it's just developes from there. She'll still retain the stuff I've written about her but I'll forget it and so it will be a surprise to me when I get to know her. Obviously I'd still like the traits she has even though I forgot them.

>>16526246
Never heard of it.

>>16526238
Dragon.

>>16526249
Do you live in some 3rd world city or place that gives them a completely different name?

>>16526238
Ganna watch the history channel with the Anubis! But maybe putting on a documentary that is less dark. If she's ok with that?

If you saw a high class monster (Dragon, lilim ect) on the battlefield, would you run or would you fight?

>>16526253
The fact that my country doesn't speak American doesn't mean it's part of the 3rd world, you bum.

>>16526248
>my husband waifu

Well I messed that up. Pls don't bully.

>>16526257
I'd genuflect before my new mistriss.

>>16526257
fight, but probably hug too.

>>16526257
It'd be like that scene from Highlander
>No, not him!
>Why won't anyone fight me?

>>16526257
Depends on many things. If people are busy with other monsters and they probably won't attack me, then I would go for it.
Gonna wack the high levels with my sord.

>>16526255
>Put on Industrial Revolution
>Tail wag intensifies

>>16526259
Google nilla wafers then.
Surely there might be something similar where you are.

>>16526257
I'd talk up to her, drop my weapon and defect.

My name might not be Steve but I'd turn into traitorous slut for a high class monster.

>>16526257
Entirely depends on the species. I would be terrified of high powered slimes.

>>16526276
Like a Shog?

>>16526273
Yeah, I know what you're talking about now.
Don't particularly care for them myself, my sole weakness when it comes to baked goods is the Berliner, which I consume once a week

>>16526275
>talk
Walk up to her, fuck everything about auto correct.

>>16526277
Especially a Shog. Imagine having to fight a sentient wave of knives and claws.

>>16526275
Haven't heard about Steve the Traitor in a while.

I want to impregnate a vampire once more while she is already pregnant!

>>16526278
Those little demons are irresistible.

>>16526176
I mean, I suppose I could do an epilogue or two or more, but I think I want to try writing some new ideas and stories. Don't get me wrong, I certainly enjoyed writing the story, but I want to write more than just 'Anubis and cripple do cute things together'. Glad you like it though!

>>16526289
>inconception

>>16526292
I guess that's just my weakness for comfy cuteness talking. What are you planning next then?

>>16526251
My man.

>>16526289
This is how you get twin daughters
One ever so slightly older a Dhampir and the younger a Vampire

I don't think you are ready for all the fighting that will occur

>>16526299
This is how you get impossible.

>>16526297
Hello there.

>>16526270
>put in "How they built the Pyramids"
>THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THIMP

>>16526296
I have a few ideas for just some short stories, namely about Wendigos and Salamanders. I'm not going to start anything major, since school has been kicking my ass as of late, but I plan on getting short things out every week or so.

>>16526299
>>16526303

I am pretty sure the older dhampir sister will treat the younger one love and care, they are family after all

>>16525363

Never lose that passion.

>>16526318
You keep it up kid.

>>16526309
>Man with ridiculous hairstyle comes up
>"Ancient Aliens built the pyramids!"
>Tail stops thumping
>Her smile, gone
>You quickly put on the Military's Bunker building documentary for damage control
>Her smile's back, but the damage is done

What do a Sea Bishop and Mershark do if they both find a dying drowning man at sea?

>>16526326
Roshambo eachother for who saves him.

>>16526325
>History Channel
>Alien Jesus did it

Do Automaton lolis normally have hips this wide?

>>16526331
Nope. It's the gremlins that do it.

>>16526331
No. But it's a good thing.

>>16526330
>"The Chief God built the pyramids"

>>16526321
Adorable

>>16526325
Damn history channel ruining my Anubis' excitement.

>>16526331
Of course they do, the body has to have room for the milking mechanism.

>>16526238
I'll help the Pharaoh. And how "personal" are we talking here?

>>16526333
Makes me wonder if Automatons can handle body proportion enhancement potions.

>>16526340
Maybe a milkshake and some donuts can fix that excitement issue?
Maybe a game of Risk too?

>>16526344
Secret diary levels of personal.

>>16526348
Yes. Those could definitely fix the issue. Maybe some tail brushing aswell.

>>16526345
They are robutts, potions have little to no effect on them unless mamono mana breaks even more rules.

>>16526238
I give the Ice Queen teacher a white wool scarf and ask her nicely to stop making it snow

>>16526350
Alright I'll help her. So what is it?

>>16526352
Don't get ahead of yourself there, Romeo.
I don't think her dad would take kindly to his little suger plum cake having her tail touched by some boy.

>>16526354
Hopefully KC gives more details about Automatons in an inevitable Enty post or something.

>>16526360
You're right. That would be too sudden of me and quite rude. I guess a milkshake and some sweet treats will do well for now.

Would he atleast let me put my arm around her while we watch documentaries?

>>16526257
I want that lilim pussy. I'll fight for as long as I have to.

>>16526357
I bet she's the type of teacher who turns the AC on when it's cold and the heater when it's warm.

>>16526359
Helping her conquer her fear of the dark. She wants to stop being such a scardy corpse at the flip of a lightswitch.

>>16526367
12 inches apart at all times.
By gunpoint.

The mother can distract him though if you play your cards right.

>>16526257
Run straight to her, if i lose she will probably kidnap me and use me as a bloodbag

If i win i will bridal carry her into my tent and heal her

>>16526368
I wonder if she decides to attack people that can withstand the lilim aura?

>>16526373
This father really loves his Anubis daughteru. I can't blame him.

>>16526369
That's going to be a challenge. But I will help her to the best of my ability.
Do I need to sleep in the same bed as her for a while or something?

>>16526368
Really digging the bangs and braid.
Can't wait to see what the others will look like in 2021.

>>16526369
>spoiler

How you supposed to help with that? Cuddles in the dark?

>>16526384
Yes.
You will have to get used to her snake though.

>>16526382
Would you be any different?

>>16526389
Be her body pillow at night?

>>16526257
You're on the battlefield and this guy drive-by slaps your waifu's ass. What do you do?

>>16526394
Can't say I would. Who wouldn't be very overprotective of their daughteru?

>>16526319
No, The Dhampir will bully her younger sister and proclaim that she is daddy's favorite
There is nothing you can do about it

>>16526406
Even KDF wouldn't be not overprotective.

>>16526398

I laugh at him because my she isn't real.

>>16526396
Sounds good.

>>16526415
Right up until Ophy appears, mocks you in your sleep, and slithers off after pilfering Pharaoh's Wisp nightlight.

>>16526414
He isn't real either, ergo he's in the same plane of nonexistence as your waifu.

Ergo by slapping her ass he touched her ass before you ever did. She's used goods now, anon.

>>16526426
By that logic every girl's used since their dad holds them at least once in their lives, and every boy gets some since he is born through a vagina.

>>16526426

But what if I'm not real?

>>16526432
Then I'm not real either because I'm talking to you, but that wouldn't be the case because MGs are not real, ergo we'd be with them since we're not real either.

Unless we are the ones who aren't real and MGs are actually real, thus why they're not here. Maybe /hbt/ had a point.

>>16526392
Her snake is probably very nice and won't bite.

A bit of a head cannon I have is that a Pharaohs snake's poison is a aphrodisiac. I don't know why, I just like the idea of it.

>>16526369
>there's a blizzard outside
>everyone did poorly on yesterday's test
>Ice Queen teacher is going to be pissed
>it's a thermal underwear, mittens, scarves, earmuffs, and snowsuit day for class
>new kid Anubis dressing in light clothing
>she'll thaw out tomorrow, hopefully she stops trembling and chattering in a few days

>>16526454
What if it tries to shoehorn you together and tries to make you take her?

>>16526459
>Yetis picking away at a giant ice cube with an Anubis inside at the back of class
That 2nd grade teacher is too frigid.

>>16526442

Well I don't think any of this is real. It all seems pretty fake to me. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to put a stop to that miscreant's deeds.

>>16526381
>Be knight guy on battlefeild
>trying to avoid fighting the bigger naster monsters
>just want to fight something chill, like a goblin or orc
>end up near a lilim general
>over knights around are not even fighting, there just staring at the lilim with lust
>Lilim notices your not going gaga over her.
"...Interesting"
>She smiles and pulls out her sword, slowly approaching you
>fuck you did not sign of for this.

>>16526462
I would start making moves if the snake helped me. It's one way to fix the Pharaohs fear of the dark.

>>16526477

This is what happens when you prefer snakes, foxes, demons etc. They can sense that shit and it makes them scary.

I wish this Lich was more identifiable as a Lich.

What's cuter, a Demon trying to pass itself off as an overdeveloped Devil or a Devil trying to pass itself off as an underdeveloped Demon?

>>16526490
I wish Latenight would draw a Shog in something like that

>>16526442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6DJdD-pNko#t=125

>>16526490
Its definitely a piece that requires you to have seen Latenight's other Lich pics

>>16526477
>end up near a lilim general
Victoria?

>>16526477
well too bad I'm the red knight

>>16526491
the second one

>>16526494
>classy shoggoth

Yes

>>16526469
That's why you need to butter her up with a Yeti wool scarf, make her feel all warm and fuzzy inside so she doesn't turn the classroom into a freezer

>>16526499
That image isn't pertinent to the thread anon.
>>16526500
When will Barb finish up that Lich OC of his?

>>16526494
>>16526501
A Shoggoth could imitate that dress without issue, though the bioluminescent lights on her body would be in place of the blue jewels.

>>16526491

I have a thing for well-endowed women wanting people to think they're just teenagers. Like that doujinshi where Cynthia from Pokemon is trying to pass herself off as an idol.

>>16526498
She's a general?

>>16526490
I wish I had LN's skills at drawing hips and thighs.
My doodles would only benefit from a quarter of his skills.

>>16526514
Damn nepotism in the Demon Lord's army. A monster can work for millennia to prove themselves as a capable tactician and commander before finally getting some proper recognition, but a lilim tart can swing a sword a few times and gets a fast track into brass. It's a damn shame.

>>16526526
Mine's not head of anything.
I think only Druberrymore is a general. Someone please correct me though.

>>16526514
She is. Raised her own army and all.

>>16526526
Blood is thicker than water.

>>16526538
I guess I need to catch up on beast's works.
Selene's a general before I can even upload my own steelim. Talk about efficiency.

>>16526535
Well Druella is obviously fine and perfect and did nothing wrong, she actually does stuff and is actively spreading the Demon Realm.
>>16526539
And neither are as thick as Spirit Energy, of which should be the real litmus for how much one has contributed to the cause. Nah but I don't actually read any of the mary sue steelim shit

I want a Zombie with Amazon-tier thickness to pump full of my spirit energy and help enter Wighthood.

>>16526535
Mine is the general of something, she just doesn't know it yet.

>>16526542
>Victoria
>Selene

Anon...

>>16526546
>Selene and Dru Carry get sgit done
>Mari, Lani, Illassa, Victoria, and Renault are doing jack shit overall in the DL's 8d chess game
>QoH is just drinking tea and laughing maniacally

>>16525628
Working with the enemy.

>>16526526
>Monster society is basically meritocratic. The monsters can accumulate power by obtaining mana, but we can say that aside from some exceptional individuals, power is determined by race to a certain degree. For that reason, hierarchical status is generally often determined by the race of birth. For example, “mummy (encyclopedia I – p.150) “ normally serve under “anubis (encyclopedia I – p1.52)” and “sphinx (encyclopedia I – p.154)”, and “baphomets” almost always become bosses of Sabbath that rule “witches”. In addition, the members of the highest ranked race of the lamia family “echidna” have higher positions than the lower ranked races “medusa” and “lamia.”

>However, the hierarchical relationships aren't ones of absolute obedience like they were in the age of the former mamono lords. As of the present, the hierarchical relationships have become extremely loose. In the age of the former mamono lords, lower ranked monsters were practically treated like slaves by the higher ranked monsters, but in the present it's entirely formal during times such as when maintaining a dungeon, capturing men as a group, or battling the forces of the Order. Outside of such situations, they mostly have a basically equal relationship.

>>16526552
Hah. A misread.
Oh, to think I took that dork seriously.

>>16526560
Do not bully the lilim

>>16526555
Bitch you don't know Renault, she's got this.

>>16526567
How?

>>16526549
>a Zombie with Amazon-tier thickness
Like that one girl from MGQ?

>>16526555
But only two of those are actually things
The rest are just forced fanwank memes

>>16526570
Isn't the whole point of that story that the dimensional barriers break? I'm assuming it's her doing.

>>16526573
Your face is a forced fanwank meme

>>16526572
Yep, but without all the baggage MGQ girls have.

>>16526579
>not wanting to get raped forever by a rotting former adventurer
Literally shivered while fapping to that.

>>16526579
Well you have fun with that, Necrophiliac-kun.

>>16526575
So that was Alp's Lilim last thread involving dimensions and such?

>>16526584
It's kind of in the name of the story, isn't it?

>>16526555
My lilim gets shit done too. I'm proud of her work.

>>16526555
I thought Selene was just hanging out in her own underground arena?

>>16526576
I just don't like the idea of having to read through a bunch of poorly written shlock to know which mary sue belongs to which second rate writefag

>>16526586
I haven't even read it yet.
To do list. Kind of interested how she'll play out since I wanted to make spacial and dimensional magic my steelim's shtick.

>>16526590
>He doesn't know of that one list someone made of lilims and their respective creators
You have no excuse, anon.

>>16526590
You're not going to make any friends that way, anon.
>>16526592
Well the title is Dimensionality, I should think the dimensional stuff is a given.

>>16526587
Tree hugger?

>>16526589
She's getting fit. Unlike the others.
One sits around eating sweets, the other talk to a cat, Illassa is tied up most of the time...