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16534861

Anonymous Wed Feb 8 10:52:24 2017 No.16534861 [Reply] [Original]

Cave Alice is getting angry, /jp/. What should be done?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 10:54:04 2017 No.16534872 >>16534861 Send in Urist

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 10:54:42 2017 No.16534874 >>16534861 I will gently embrace her and then kiss her to help her calm down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 10:56:48 2017 No.16534881 File: 938 KB, 727x810, parsee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give her a tummy rub, it will help her calm down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 11:23:21 2017 No.16535013 >>16534861 Don't cry, Parsee-chan!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 11:59:19 2017 No.16535188 >>16534872 Pulling a lever to kill Parsee-chan with a cave-in!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 12:18:44 2017 No.16535265 >>16534861 I want to bite off her ears!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 12:20:54 2017 No.16535276 >>16534881 how vulgar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 12:32:32 2017 No.16535319 >>16534861 I will embrace my wife with a hug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 12:38:08 2017 No.16535343 >>16534861 We should be careful not to provoke her! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEELVKXSmeM

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 12:52:22 2017 No.16535385 >>16535319 Stop pretending my wife is your wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 13:23:39 2017 No.16535483 >>16535319 >>16535385 It seems that some people here are getting jealous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 13:42:31 2017 No.16535535 >>16535483 A lot of people like to pretend my wife is theirs. I don't pay them any heed; it's not worth troubling myself with jealous losers like them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 13:48:59 2017 No.16535562 File: 172 KB, 800x800, 1484533008318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16535535 Your waifu isn't real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 13:52:55 2017 No.16535575 >>16535319 >>16535385 >>16535535 Parsee is MY wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 13:56:20 2017 No.16535588 File: 204 KB, 1000x1200, 1455464445643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16535319 >>16535483 >>16535535 >>16535575 Parsee cooks for me because she is a good, loving, wife and thus cannot be anyone else's wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 13:57:50 2017 No.16535594 >>16535588 Nice delusions, my dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 14:44:56 2017 No.16535796 >>16535594 They're not delusions. I do not cook as I am terrible at it. If my wife Parsee was not making me meals to eat, then why have I not yet starved to death?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 16:44:21 2017 No.16536311 >>16535796 I believe your mother has been making you meals all along, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:13:38 2017 No.16536443 File: 321 KB, 460x650, parsee5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stay away from my wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:34:43 2017 No.16536512 I bet Parsee would be jealous of this devotion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 18:13:08 2017 No.16536672 HORRIFYING TROLL

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 21:04:29 2017 No.16537260 File: 908 KB, 1000x1414, 1462078472793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16536443

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 21:05:50 2017 No.16537266 File: 416 KB, 1000x1100, 56914483_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16536443 Om nom

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 21:42:29 2017 No.16537363 Hey mates, tone down on all that talk about my wife. Or you'll get a bullet on your head. Desu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 09:16:34 2017 No.16539232 >>16536311 My mother died many years ago and nobody lives with me but my wife Parsee. I think it is you who is incorrect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 09:50:17 2017 No.16539332 File: 23 KB, 221x221, 1486642727506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16534861 Exterminated her

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:28:15 2017 No.16539752 >>16539232 Very well, anon. I can't lie to you any longer. It was me the whole time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:46:35 2017 No.16539821 File: 714 KB, 1000x1000, 1483406489570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16537266 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 13:28:41 2017 No.16540290 >>16539752 Parsee? You post on /jp/ too? Wow, I'm falling more in love with you every day!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 13:31:28 2017 No.16540301 >>16540290 Don't talk to my wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 14:03:27 2017 No.16540485 >>16540290 No, you don't understand. You have been in a coma for the past 7 months. Thanks to modern science, we finally have what we need to access dreams. Please, wake up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:32:18 2017 No.16542748 >>16540485 But I'm happy here with my beloved wife Parsee. Why would I want to wake up?

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