Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sun Mar 12 23:53:24 2017 No.16704801 [Reply] [Original]

Messenger Squirrels are cute!

CUTE!

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 23:53:48 2017 No.16704803 Maids are olev

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 23:54:12 2017 No.16704804 File: 373 KB, 700x674, 1484540419792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jinkos are the best!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 23:55:30 2017 No.16704809 File: 431 KB, 876x1236, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eat your cake!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 23:55:47 2017 No.16704811 Kobolds are adorable!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 23:56:12 2017 No.16704813 File: 339 KB, 812x1185, 1489367280691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good night anons and remember that deep inside vampires love their precious bloodbag regardless how they treat you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 23:57:00 2017 No.16704817 File: 352 KB, 700x681, 1489208896845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16704801 Read your letter out loud, Ratatoskr. So everyone can hear it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 23:57:03 2017 No.16704818 File: 99 KB, 402x500, Mantis_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just a few more opinions on this one if I can get em.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 23:58:13 2017 No.16704820 >>16704817 They would be notorious note passers in class, wouldn't they? Naughty little squirrels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 23:58:28 2017 No.16704822 >>16704817 I-it says... "すごーい！"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 23:59:06 2017 No.16704825 >>16704804 I'd like to see a full-body version of that Jinko at one point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:00:16 2017 No.16704830 >>16704818 She looks spankable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:00:20 2017 No.16704831 >>16704818 Kuudere creepy crawly ninjas with the potential for yandere stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:01:22 2017 No.16704835 File: 256 KB, 565x1000, 1489377682564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >best >Not Lilims

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:01:41 2017 No.16704837 >>16704801 >>16704817 Ratatoskr would look great in hoodies or mailwomsn outfits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:01:56 2017 No.16704838 I don't think I've ever seen this question asked before. What do you want to see more of in these threads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:02:08 2017 No.16704840 File: 235 KB, 700x879, i'm neither god nor dragon. I'm just your woman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16704801 Not first for best dragon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:02:12 2017 No.16704841 >>16704837 mailwoman*

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:02:14 2017 No.16704842 >>16704818 They're really cute. All Kuudere monster girls are really cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:02:24 2017 No.16704844 >>16704835 >Somehow the quote disappeared >>16704804

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:02:47 2017 No.16704847 >>16704803 Atleast he got it this time. Hope those maids are keeping you busy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:03:31 2017 No.16704851 >>16704835 Eh, I can touch myself thinking about lilims. Mari and Illassa make good work on my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:03:49 2017 No.16704854 >>16704811 They make fantastic childhood friends and are very helpful for anons who want to be active!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:03:50 2017 No.16704853 >>16704838 More big loli butts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:03:51 2017 No.16704855 >>16704842 Which would you say is best?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:04:57 2017 No.16704862 File: 1.65 MB, 1074x1106, when there's condoms.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16704761

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:05:21 2017 No.16704865 >>16704855 Liches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:05:32 2017 No.16704866 File: 253 KB, 541x700, jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16704844 4chan has deigned your comment incorrect, and Jinkos remain superior to steelim

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:05:54 2017 No.16704869 >>16704838 The Onee sabbath!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:06:07 2017 No.16704871 >>16704854 Indeed! They;re also very loyal companions who will always understand how you feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:06:08 2017 No.16704872 >>16704838 Good vibes. Booty. OC, be it pastebins or greentexts or doodles. It's been pretty groovy lately in my humble opinion. Not the best its ever been but far, far from the worst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:07:53 2017 No.16704877 File: 418 KB, 1600x2000, 1446161810202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16704866 Tell me anything Jinkos can do that a steelim can't, apart from being worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:08:23 2017 No.16704880 File: 68 KB, 528x512, TheCutest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16704840 DAUGHTERU IS BEST DRAGON!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:08:27 2017 No.16704882 >>16704877 chuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:08:31 2017 No.16704883 File: 258 KB, 855x1300, Babylon_c003_p003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16704838 Aliens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:08:59 2017 No.16704885 >>16704872 This. Good vibes is always nice in the thread and respecting each other's opinions is also nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:09:01 2017 No.16704886 >>16704882 You win this time.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:09:23 2017 No.16704888
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>>16704838
This >>16704853
Along with more lactating non-bovine monstergirls, art portraying different members of MGE species, shortstacks, Undead Kingdom discussions, and more Automaton art.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:09:50 2017 No.16704890

>>16704862
>When you break a potentially million year old cycle of war and death and destruction by deciding you'd rather just fuck instead of kill and subsequently fix almost every major pressing problem in your dimension while simultaneously inventing perpetual infinite energy by creating a power loop between yourself and your husband where fucking him gives him more power that makes fucking you give you more power and so on and so forth until you're able to break the fourth wall and access the devkit to alter the laws of the universe so everyone can just fuck forever and get along
DemonLordSmileballmeme.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:10:02 2017 No.16704892 >>16704871 They're always there when you're sad, always wanting to cuddle. Truly a girl you can rely on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:11:04 2017 No.16704895 >>16704890 Doesn't sound too bad if I'm honest. But what's the catch?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:11:18 2017 No.16704897

>>16704838
I don't know anon, things have been pretty comfy here lately. I guess keep up the good feels here and stuff. New art and good stories are always nice as well.
It's also the ultimate dream to see Latenight one day draw my Kobold waifu and/or daughteru, but that's more of a personal dream rather than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:11:26 2017 No.16704898 >>16704880 Tone down the allcaps shit please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:12:05 2017 No.16704900 >>16704895 You can't have free will and you can't be human.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:12:26 2017 No.16704902 >>16704892 Definitely. Just make sure to be there fro her when she's sad too, she'd always be there for you so it's only fair that you'd always be there for her!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:13:34 2017 No.16704906
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>>16704895
No catch really. A slightly heightened libido for everyone and less need to feel so uptight all the time.
>>16704900
Oh great, the Order's here. Everyone get your wet rags ready.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:13:43 2017 No.16704907 >>16704900 It's a good trade up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:14:45 2017 No.16704910 >>16704902 That's when headpats and behind the floppy ear scratching comes into play! Such lovely underrated girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:15:19 2017 No.16704912 >>16704906 >Oh great, the Order's here. It's obviously the Demon Lord falseflagging to make everyone go for her side. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out. t. Not a paladin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:15:20 2017 No.16704913 >>16704900 >Believing Order propaganda

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:15:59 2017 No.16704916 >>16704838 Healing. Could be anons helping monsters, monsters helping anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:16:22 2017 No.16704918 >>16704912 Go lube up your sword's hilt and shove it up your dry pussy Paladin-chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:16:42 2017 No.16704920 >>16704906 Sounds too good to be true! >wet rags Why would you need those?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:17:06 2017 No.16704922 >>16704910 I'm glad you understand. Kobolds are truly an anon's best friend!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:17:13 2017 No.16704923 File: 165 KB, 801x957, did someone say corruption.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16704912 Wait a minute paldin r u trying to trick me agin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:18:07 2017 No.16704925 >Demonfags acting so nice on the outside >But inside they long for the day they'll watch a pure innocent boy get corrupted while crying. Tears slowlying turning into an ahego. >All for their enjoyment. Evil. Pure evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:18:20 2017 No.16704927 >>16704906 I would like to support neither sides, Demonfag. But since the Order is the only faction that lets me stay human I have no choice. >>16704913 As opposed to believing "peaceful" monsters?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:18:29 2017 No.16704929 >>16704923 Demoanfag plz

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:19:03 2017 No.16704932 >>16704918 What are you talking about, there's no way I'm a paladin. How are they even supposed to type with those gigantic gauntlets of theirs?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:20:34 2017 No.16704938 >>16704932 They take them off you fucking clod. Your joke isn't funny.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:21:52 2017 No.16704945

>>16704925
Anon, I don't want to watch someone get corrupted through sex. I want to send him down the path to happiness through a monstergirl wife.

>>16704927
Well given that all they want is husbands while the Order keeps killing people, I'd say yes.

>>16704932
See that doesn't work like it does for monstergirls with big hands because Paladins can take their gauntlets off. They're not fused to their flesh.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:22:09 2017 No.16704947

>>16704920
Cause its the only bit of wetness they'll ever get, Heyoo! Badaboosh! Zing! Rimshot! etc etc
>>16704925
delet this
Extremist faction is a religion of peace
>>16704927
I respect a fellow who takes a stand for what he believes in. The nice part is, if when that side loses, he doesn't have to die in the end and can simply have the right way shown forced on him. Lovingly, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:22:21 2017 No.16704949 File: 2.07 MB, 2700x3750, water lily (lq) [53c].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anubi are best wolfus! Good night anons, I hope you all have wonderful dreams of your waifu tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:22:46 2017 No.16704951 >>16704936 What is she so happy about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:23:29 2017 No.16704955 >>16704945 >They're not fused to their flesh. Until a cursed sword pops around, at least for one hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:23:33 2017 No.16704956 >>16704949 Night SundressAnubisfag. Dream of dat doggo. >>16704945 See? What I tell ya. We're a peaceful bunch of blueberry lovers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:24:15 2017 No.16704961 >>16704949 Goodnight Anubisfag. Sleep tight and have wonderful dreams of helping your waifu in the garden you both have. I hope you wake up to her embrace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:24:18 2017 No.16704962 >>16704955 But then she's a monstergirl, not a Paladin. >>16704956 I want to sit my cute Demon waifu on my lap and play video games!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:24:30 2017 No.16704963 >>16704949 Thanks anon, and the same to you! Maybe tonight will be the night I first dream of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:25:16 2017 No.16704965 >>16704951 She is happy because anon will treat her nicely tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:25:46 2017 No.16704967 >>16704962 Paladins turning into monsters is as inevitable as the sun rising each day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:26:09 2017 No.16704968 >>16704945 There is absolutely nothing wrong with defending yourself from invading forces. >>16704947 I would rather die human than live on as an incubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:26:51 2017 No.16704971 >>16704965 He doesn't treat her nicely every night?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:27:47 2017 No.16704975

>>16704962
You're nothing if not reliable, CDFanon. Childhoodanon? ModernDemonfag? Well, friend in any case. And I want to sip wine and watch the stars while laying side by side with mine.
>>16704968
I mean I guess that can be arranged if you're so insistent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:28:14 2017 No.16704977 >>16704971 Extra nicely. I'm talking about creampies with a bonus amount of love.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:28:32 2017 No.16704979

>>16704968
>Be human
>Life is shitty and sadness is always present
>Everyone is mean to each other

>Be human with a monster girl waifu and maybe (by their choice) they're incubized
>Eternal happiness
>MG wife that makes them feel warm
>Pleasure they never knew was possible to feel

Really though. I respect that you don't want to be incubized. And that's ok.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:28:55 2017 No.16704981 >>16704977 Sounds about right then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:29:19 2017 No.16704983 >>16704968 Listen buddy, becoming an Incubus is a dream come true because it means immortality and someone loving to spend it with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:29:29 2017 No.16704984 File: 96 KB, 1280x720, 0008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slimes are for poking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:29:42 2017 No.16704985 I know we've gotten a fair few new waifufags in the past months. Is there a running list of them all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:30:07 2017 No.16704986 >>16704968 Remember not to be swayed by the demonfag's lies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:30:31 2017 No.16704987 >>16704979 >Life is shitty and sadness is always present But this is what I want, it reminds me that I'm alive and in the real world. >>16704983 But it's not my dream. >>16704986 Don't worry anon, I won't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:30:56 2017 No.16704988 >>16704984 Is there a translation for this out yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:31:49 2017 No.16704990 >>16704985 Not all of them care to be identified.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:31:54 2017 No.16704992 >>16704984 And then stroking. >>16704985 Anons are now just realising that a happy laifu is one with a waifu. Good for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:32:19 2017 No.16704995 >>16704838 Feet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:32:32 2017 No.16704996 >>16704985 Don't think anyone will ever bother making one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:33:06 2017 No.16704999 >>16704986 Aw c'mon anon, don't you want a cute waifu who loves you with all her heart? I'm sure we can set you up with a nice Angel or a Valkyrie.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:33:35 2017 No.16705000

>>16704986
Bah, fooey on ya.
>>16704987
I do respect you, really. There is nothing wrong with pride for your race as a human. I could try and convince you its semantics and that you retain your humanity as an incubus, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:34:36 2017 No.16705003 >>16704999 No, I already have a monster waifu. Shoo.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:35:34 2017 No.16705004

>>16704985
Few recent ones being the obvious 2 Demonfags. I assume it's 2. There's also 2 Anubis Fags that I've seen. The Jabberwock Big Sister dude who I'm pretty sure is Dragon Cultist fag. There's the Nureonago fag.

I'm tired so these are the only ones I remember although there is probably plenty more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:35:46 2017 No.16705005 >>16704985 RoleplayDemonfag Recolor/LadyDemonfag Salamanderfag Several Anubisfags of varying degrees of trampling/being bullied for wanting to lolify their waifu Think those are the main standouts just from the top of my head

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:37:01 2017 No.16705009 >>16705003 Then why were you telling that Order guy to not be swayed by our "lies"? >>16705004 I can confirm that there are at least two Demon lovers in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:38:02 2017 No.16705013 >>16705009 Shh, just let him go if he has a monster waifu. Good ol' Mama Mamono will do the work for us. Its free corruption!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:38:02 2017 No.16705014 >>16705005 >Several Damn really? I mean, if it helps, I'm both trampling and the other thing. So that may narrow it down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:38:29 2017 No.16705015 >>16705005 The anubisfags are hard to figure out, as far as I know there are anywhere from 2 to 5 of them.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:39:57 2017 No.16705016
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>>16704949
Anubi are second only to hotdogs!

I kinda want to see a Hellhound in a sundress now though. A tomboy hellhound that's flustered because she's wearing something so girly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:40:06 2017 No.16705017 >>16705009 Because he has to stay pure and maybe one day a nice paladin girl that's also pure would marry him and they would have a son or maybe a daughter. >>16705013 Shoo you too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:41:06 2017 No.16705023 >>16705015 >The Anubis fags are actually one guy using a doppel ganger potion >>16705016 That would be cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:41:21 2017 No.16705025 >>16705004 >The Jabberwock Big Sister dude who I'm pretty sure is Dragon Cultist fag I can totally see that. >>16705017 >son Ya cut me deep, Orderguy. Ya cut me real deep. One day, dammit. One day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:41:42 2017 No.16705026 >>16705017 But why not just marry a cute girl and be happy? He's clearly a very sad person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:43:01 2017 No.16705029 >>16705017 >Implying I would marry anyone

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:44:36 2017 No.16705035 >>16705029 You're making Eros very sad anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:44:39 2017 No.16705037 >>16705029 Why are you here anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:45:43 2017 No.16705038 >>16705025 I'm not orderguy, I have my monster cutie. >>16705026 Some people don't want that and no, magical brainwashing is not allowed. >>16705029 A quick pump and dump with some girls at the pub after fighting a horde of demons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:46:58 2017 No.16705041 >>16705035 Eros isn't real, though. >>16705037 To talk about monster girls and imagine a better life. >>16705038 Not even that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:48:06 2017 No.16705043 >>16705038 My waifu worships Eros, so she believes in true love instead of brainwashing. So do I. >>16705041 Rude. Stop being such a sad sack, sad sack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:49:22 2017 No.16705045 >>16705043 I'm not a sad sack.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:49:24 2017 No.16705046

>>16705038
Ah, but what about CHAOS brainwashing? Different than magic. Probably.
>>16705043
Oh that's cool too. Eros is alright in my book. No Demon Lord sure, but still, she aight.
>>16705041
Ladies and gentlemen, the 'monsters are bad and the demon lord is evil' poster quintessified.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:49:30 2017 No.16705047 >>16705041 Nice purist run. Would be funny if you had a lewd monster girl dream tonight. >>16705043 Yep, we all know about that good old story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:49:33 2017 No.16705048 >>16704995 >Kinda a niche fetish >Some species just dont support, like any snake types >Not a lot of write/draw fags into it Suffering

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:51:13 2017 No.16705052 Some anons just need a good old corrupting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:51:49 2017 No.16705053 File: 223 KB, 594x801, good_taste.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I applaud all of the gentlemen here who realize that Paladins are simply the only choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:52:18 2017 No.16705054 >>16705047 I don't have dreams anymore, only nightmares.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:53:03 2017 No.16705055 >>16705053 Paladins that actually care for both sides and only wish to see for the destruction of evil, yes. Order zealots, no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:54:10 2017 No.16705057 >>16705046 Monster girls themselves are completely bad, but the DL is a piece of shit just like the Chief God.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:54:16 2017 No.16705058

>>16705046
Since my waifu and I live in a modern setting it wouldn't make sense for her to worship the fallen god.
And she's a romantic at heart.

>>16705047
Remind me, which one are we talking about?

>>16705054
See, this is why I called you a sad sack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:54:23 2017 No.16705060 >>16705054 Good groaning gag man, if you were any more cliche you'd be pimping your deviantart profile.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:55:00 2017 No.16705063

The best way to get your waifu to rape you is to pick up a Chief God bible one night and just start reading while she watches. Then the next couple of days act really prude, saying things like "I'm just not in the mood tonight honey".

This is a guaranteed method for getting raging mushrooms and manticore venom put into you food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:55:18 2017 No.16705064 >>16705055 >destruction of evil >not the Order I see you have swallowed the monster propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:55:23 2017 No.16705065 File: 163 KB, 582x576, Cat (2.0) [F].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Surprise art!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:56:00 2017 No.16705066 >>16705058 But I'm not sad anymore, I'm just mostly dead inside. >>16705060 Thankfully I can't draw and I have too much self-respect to have a deviantart page.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:56:02 2017 No.16705067 >>16705065 Heart melting cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:56:12 2017 No.16705068 >>16705057 Why are you even here? >>16705063 How would she react to seeing your smug grin and realizing everything went according to your plan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:56:21 2017 No.16705069 >>16705063 What if I instead took the book and beat the sin and heresy out of her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:56:29 2017 No.16705070 >>16705053 Paladinfags will never not be cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:56:29 2017 No.16705071 >>16705055 Personally I hate the Lawful Stupid, that is threadcannon Pallys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:57:01 2017 No.16705072 >>16705065 Nice leotard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:57:03 2017 No.16705073 >>16705068 Because I like monster girls. >>16705065 You still look like a fag.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:57:28 2017 No.16705075 >>16705071 >Lawful Stupid You mean narratively crippled, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:58:14 2017 No.16705077 >>16705074 You're a year or so too late for this, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:58:25 2017 No.16705078 >>16705073 Don't call Wock fag that. Him and his waifu are both cute together. So what if he's a little shorter, a lot of anons here have taller waifus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:58:30 2017 No.16705080 >>16705074 Bonjour. Hoh Hoh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:58:31 2017 No.16705079 >>16705070 It's certainly starting to seem that way. Jaysus people, we get it, you wanna get corrupted, just line up and wait your turn, no need for the edgy song and dance. Let's move on to better discussions.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:59:09 2017 No.16705081

>>16705063
No anon, that's the way I scare my waifu in a completely mean and un-called for way. She'd be so confused and frightened if i suddenly 'changed' like that, she's a very sensitive and timid girl and doing something like that would destroy her. She'd be able to see through all but the most convincing of ruses due to our emotional connection and how well we know each other, I could never go so far as to betray that special thing we have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:59:51 2017 No.16705084 >>16705074 This is old news and not really clever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:59:53 2017 No.16705085 >>16705065 You're a lucky man, Wockfag!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 00:59:55 2017 No.16705086 >>16705078 It's not because he's short, it's because he actually looks like a faggot. I should know since I live in Canada.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:00:23 2017 No.16705089 >>16705073 >Hates the DL, says monstergirls are just 'not completely bad' >Calls Wock a fag I'm heartened at least to know these muh humie folks have no problems making themselves look like the bad guys that they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:00:25 2017 No.16705090 >>16704920 I think he means wet blanket

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:00:32 2017 No.16705091 >>16705075 Yep, that's a better description.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:00:45 2017 No.16705092

>>16705064
>The fuckers who want to ruin the fun for everyone else, kill the demon lord and turn everything back into grimdark murderfest 9000 forever.
>Good
Fuck the Order and fuck you.

>>16705066
You need to be 18 or older to use this site. Please return to your preferred blogging platform.

>>16705073
You are a walking anomaly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:02:06 2017 No.16705099 >>16705086 Oh, well I think he looks cute. No homo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:02:26 2017 No.16705101 >>16705092 >forever Not if we all band together and wipe out the menace for good. Then there will finally be peace,

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:02:39 2017 No.16705103 >>16705101 Alright that's really quite enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:03:18 2017 No.16705105 >>16705101 Ah yes, of course. When do we start the war on heaven in order to wipe out the root of the problem, the chief god?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:04:03 2017 No.16705108 >>16705101 >Wanting to murder all the waifus >Not knowing that the Chief God perpetuates the cycle to keep humanity in a perpetual medieval state. Go ram a Partisan up your ass you fucking Alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:04:10 2017 No.16705109 >>16705089 There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to preserve your humanity. >>16705092 You know anon, that's pretty rude. I bet your waifu wouldn't want you to act like that. >>16705099 That's gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:04:20 2017 No.16705110 >>16705081 And you're a good man anon. A good man. I was thinking if I should try it on my waifu but now I realize it would probably make her upset and angry. And I don't want her to hate me so I would do it. I just want to be raped by her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:04:29 2017 No.16705111 >>16705105 Now is not the time to turn against our allies. That comes later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:04:38 2017 No.16705112 >Reminder that monsterizing a girl into a monster girl is purification, not corruption because she is now able to express her true feelings without being hindered by humanity

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:05:06 2017 No.16705113 >>16705109 I'm sure she'd understand my anger at any and all factions that wants to kill Demons like her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:05:43 2017 No.16705115 >>16705113 But I don't want to kill your waifu.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:06:07 2017 No.16705118

>>16705092
Purityfags are insufferable but at least you can tell 90% of them do it just for laughs
The other 10% are either 'no one will ever love me' sad sacks who got lost on the way to /r9k/ or literally trying to proselytize purity to a thread about sexy monstergirls. Or as they're referred to in the field, 'mentally handicapped'

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:06:11 2017 No.16705119 I think we all need to step back and realize that the Chief Goddess is just as guilty. All of the gods in MGE must be torn down if humanity is to have peace. The NPCs must rise up.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:07:29 2017 No.16705124

>>16705110
There are plenty of other ways to drop hints and achieve that anon. You'd have to withhold yourself from her of course, but you could also act all seductive and sexy-like. Not overtly though, you'd have to be casual about it, like accidentally forgetting to put a shirt on or not wearing clean underwear for a few days so your scent can really mature down there. She'd be raping you in no time!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:08:29 2017 No.16705127 File: 60 KB, 377x321, the_wurm_looks_on.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Mankind's corruption spreads no further.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:09:29 2017 No.16705130

>>16705115
If you want to kill the Demon Lord, you want to kill we Demonfags' waifus. From mine to Childhood friend Demon.
This is, of course, all completely and utterly moot, as the Order is so laughably outgunned and morally in the wrong in every way you slice it in the setting that there's no point debating it. They're literally a faction of pathetic jobbers with zero (0) victories to their name. So, keep 'fightin the good fight' I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:10:31 2017 No.16705132 >>16705130 >the Order is so laughably outgunned and morally in the wrong in every way >literally a faction of pathetic jobbers with zero (0) victories to their name Pleas see: >>16705075

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:10:48 2017 No.16705133 >>16705124 Oh thats hot anon. I'd definitely try it but dropping small hints.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:12:25 2017 No.16705137 >>16705130 But I don't want to kill the DL, I just want to slap the shit out of her and tell her to stop being an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:14:21 2017 No.16705140 O-Ok guys. It's getting a bit too far now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:16:59 2017 No.16705146 >>16705140 This, quite right. Need to keep reminding myself these people aren't worth indulging. ANYway, how many non-uploaded girls are left for KC to release online? I think I only know about the Undead Samurai Lady.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:17:16 2017 No.16705147 >>16705140 Blame it on the full moon and the lack of waifus.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:18:07 2017 No.16705149

>>16705140
You're right anon, let's talk about our waifus?
What's your waifu's ideal date night? Mine's is just cuddling up on the couch and playing video games together after having breakfast for dinner.
For absolute perfection, it has to be a game that focuses on the story, we have to have the fire going and it has to be raining.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:18:21 2017 No.16705150

>>16705118
>That one anon who brings up "muh purityfags" out of nowhere
I don't know why you want a girl that the rest of the thread slept with before you, especially when the setting allows for happy pure relationships. But hey, if you're into used goods I guess more power to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:19:04 2017 No.16705153 >>16705150 Anon I think he's talking about purity of humanity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:19:18 2017 No.16705154 >>16705150 I meant it to say HUMAN purity, not sexual purity, pardon me. Lets not dredge that argument up. My mistake.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:19:54 2017 No.16705155

>>16705149
Ideally, some sort of concert, jazz, classical, or otherwise, a bit of shopping before or after, ending with a visit to a Thai restaurant or some similar Asian style finisher. Not because she's from zipangu, but because we both enjoy those specific cooking styles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:21:27 2017 No.16705156 File: 149 KB, 1000x1500, 5970436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a great day for a swim, huh dude?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:21:38 2017 No.16705157 >>16704987 Keep believing in the teachings of Palah Al-Din brother! Don't let the monsters get to you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:23:04 2017 No.16705159 >>16705157 We're done, give it a rest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:23:44 2017 No.16705160 >>16705156 It's 10:30 PM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:25:24 2017 No.16705165 >>16705149 >>16705155 I have no fukken clue where to take girls for dates, let alone monster girls. Help me anons! I don't want to disappoint her

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:26:28 2017 No.16705167 File: 157 KB, 1400x1100, 5921125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16705160 The perfect time for a swimming escapade underneath the covers, dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:26:59 2017 No.16705169 >>16705160 Mountain Standard or Pacific?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:27:23 2017 No.16705170 >>16705165 I have no idea either. What is she into? Does your waifu share your interests? Is she high society or just a commoner? Usually you can then plan around this, depending on what's she fine with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:27:38 2017 No.16705171 >>16705165 Well it all depends on what kind of monstergirl she is anon. Personality and Species play a big role.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:27:52 2017 No.16705172

>>16705149
Probably just something really simple at home on a night our daughteru chooses to sleep in her bed instead of ours. It'd be late, likely after midnight to make sure our daughteru is asleep, but we'd do something like make a big pot of pasta and have a picnic on the floor while watching a movie. My waifu works a lot, so something comfy and simple we'd make time for at home is the nicest for her.

We might have to make our daughteru wear a blindfold and earmuffs to sleep though, her cage is still basically in our bedroom and we wouldn't want to wake her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:28:35 2017 No.16705174 >>16705169 Pacific.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:28:41 2017 No.16705175 >>16705172 >Caged daughteru Delete this, I don't want it interacting with my post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:28:51 2017 No.16705176 >>16705156 It's nighttime dummy! And you need a swimsuit that fits! >>16705167 There's not eve water under there, this fox is talking nonsense!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:29:46 2017 No.16705178 >>16705172 That is an adorable date idea. I hope you don't mind if I steal it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:30:31 2017 No.16705181 >>16705175 It's KDF, what do you expect?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:30:49 2017 No.16705183 File: 695 KB, 1000x1150, 183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16704449

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:31:12 2017 No.16705185 >>16705165 The best place to take a monster girl for a date is clearly the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:31:49 2017 No.16705186 >>16705183 Nav, you are pretty based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:32:20 2017 No.16705188 >>16705183 I hope you don't mind me considering this art of my waifu anon. All it's missing is the ponytail and the contract being written in crayon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:32:24 2017 No.16705189 >>16705178 Go ahead anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:32:31 2017 No.16705190 >>16704925 Both the demonfags are nice guys, theyd never want something harmful that someone didnt want

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:33:44 2017 No.16705194 What monster girl will help make my pain go away?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:33:54 2017 No.16705195

>>16705170
>>16705171
I guess I'm getting ahead of myself.
I don't know who my waifu is. I had a dream of her laying next to me in bed and she had golden colored eyes but I couldn't tell a species. I think she had a tail but I'm not sure. I know for sure she either had fur or scales. Any idea what species that might be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:33:57 2017 No.16705197 >>16705188 How do you Demonfags keep your contracts? Framed on the wall? Or do your waifus keep them hidden?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:34:55 2017 No.16705198 >>16705156 >you will never see a milky fox lactate through her one piece swimsuit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:35:09 2017 No.16705200 >>16705195 Fur or scales is still a pretty wide range anon. She'll come to you one day, I'm sure of it!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:36:12 2017 No.16705204

>>16705195
Could be a number of things anon. Did she have a tail and if so how many? Way I see it she could've either been a Dragon, a Salamander, or a Kitsune as the most likely options.

>>16705197
The waifu had it laminated, framed, and keeps it in a little shrine in her closet protected by magical wards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:37:01 2017 No.16705206 >>16705194 your waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:37:09 2017 No.16705208 >>16705204 >The waifu had it laminated, framed, and keeps it in a little shrine in her closet protected by magical wards. That's really cute anon!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:37:27 2017 No.16705210

>>16705183
Sheeit, I'm glad I stayed up a bit later to catch this. You're too good to us Naav.
>>16705188
You gotta start getting commissions done, m8. I know I will and especially if you do too.
>>16705197
Signature is in a glowing tattoo on the Lady's lower abdomen. The contract itself is kept in her possession. It's not my place to ask, as she gets a bit paranoid about keeping it safe. Very important to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:39:27 2017 No.16705215 >>16705206 How do I get one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:39:32 2017 No.16705216 >>16705204 If she had a tail, it was only one. Also, she was of a reasonable build. Somewhat tall (6' something") with a moderat chest (not cowtit but not sabbath)

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:39:35 2017 No.16705217

>>16705210
>Signature is in a glowing tattoo on the Lady's lower abdomen. The contract itself is kept in her possession.
That wouldn't be where you actually signed it, right> Because that's pretty lewd. Either way, the fact that she is so protective of it is lovely.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:39:38 2017 No.16705218

>>16705208
She spent three years looking for me anon, that contract is practically sacred to her.
Considering it's bound with a seal of Eros it probably is come to think of it.

>>16705210
Once I get a job I'm probably gonna set aside a little cash for commissions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:40:10 2017 No.16705219 >>16705172 Why do you have to keep your daughter in a cage man? That's not right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:40:23 2017 No.16705220 >>16705183 Dayum, she looks ready to breed too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:40:35 2017 No.16705221 File: 48 KB, 300x300, Touch fuzzy, get dizzy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16705194 This one, also quite possibly Psilocybin-Matango.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:40:36 2017 No.16705222 >>16705215 You'll know when it happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:40:42 2017 No.16705223 >>16705216 Maybe a Werewolf or a Lizardman?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:42:42 2017 No.16705226

>>16705218
>She spent three years looking for me anon, that contract is practically sacred to her.
It seems from what you both are saying, Demon's contracts are more special than wedding rings and the like. I envy that kind of attachment, they really sound like an ultimate display of love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:42:56 2017 No.16705229 >>16705217 It would be. It was a harrowing moment. And yes, it was very, very lewd. >>16705218 Awesome! I truly look forward to it, you're a cool guy that deserves it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:43:51 2017 No.16705232 >>16705229 Just don't expect porn anon. That's private.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:45:12 2017 No.16705233 File: 69 KB, 512x592, 1489383912407.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16705183 Colorizer didn't like purple hair and blue skin, but I wanted to attempted it anyway.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:46:08 2017 No.16705234

>>16705232
Of course, friend, would expect no less.
>>16705226
The way I read it, they're like a literal soulbinding artifact. It's its own special layer of connection on top of all of the standard Mamono stuff that happens between man and monster. It truly unifies us together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:47:31 2017 No.16705235 >>16705233 Looks more like a slime pretending than anything else there.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:47:53 2017 No.16705236

>>16705219
We talked about her cage a little while ago anon, it's really nice and comfy as far as cages go. It's got nice soft bedding at the bottom and opens to above our bed in our bedroom on one side and to our daughteru's playroom on the other. It's her comfy place where she feels safe and enclosed and protected, and we'd only lock it hen she specifically asks us to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:51:04 2017 No.16705242 >>16705235 Hey man, I'd take a demon slime. Downside of no milk production, but I'd manage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:51:15 2017 No.16705243 >>16705236 That's not as bad as I expected. You're still weird though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:52:18 2017 No.16705246 >>16705242 It wouldn't be actual mil, but you'd still get a nice slimy treat if you suckled her boobies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:54:10 2017 No.16705252 >>16705235 I tired changing her hair to green and it went kinda tye-dye. I don't think she wants to be a slime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:54:45 2017 No.16705256 >>16705242 >Demon Slime >Ooze from the very depths of Hell itself So a Lava Golem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:56:14 2017 No.16705261 What's the best monstergirl to go to the gym with?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:56:24 2017 No.16705262 File: 1.26 MB, 900x1391, 124783628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16705256 A Lava Golem is fine too. I'm off to dream of a Demon in any case, good to be back and take it easy, thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:56:41 2017 No.16705265 >>16705256 A lava golem demon mixture? This just keeps getting better and better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:57:10 2017 No.16705266 >>16705261 Gym Bunny. >>16705265 CEASELESS DISCHARGE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:58:12 2017 No.16705267 >>16705261 Big Ran

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:59:09 2017 No.16705268 >>16705267 Who's Big Ran?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 01:59:48 2017 No.16705270 >>16705268 ctrl+f dude always yields the best posts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:00:59 2017 No.16705273 >>16705261 7ft. Automaton

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:02:25 2017 No.16705275 >>16705256 >>16705265 http://i.imgur.com/UkwAksO.jpg Lave-golem-red version.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:02:32 2017 No.16705276 >>16705267 I misread that as Big Zam and now I'm imagining an Amazonian Automaton who has a habit of falling over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:03:20 2017 No.16705278 >>16705275 She looks soft enough to dive into.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:03:34 2017 No.16705280 File: 231 KB, 1000x1412, C6xcCHHVoAAZjBF.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would you do in this situation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:04:23 2017 No.16705283 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:06:24 2017 No.16705289 >>16705280 Put my arms around them, slouch my shoulders and look smugly at the hero as he walks into the backroom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:14:12 2017 No.16705307 File: 174 KB, 550x900, Himukai Liz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a dumb bloodthirsty Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:15:03 2017 No.16705308 >>16705307 How dumb is she?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:15:24 2017 No.16705310 >>16705307 Die monster, you don't belong in this world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:15:59 2017 No.16705314 >>16705308 Enough to derail a genius' plans by being unpredictable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:16:35 2017 No.16705315 File: 517 KB, 615x1200, 49ecc21e361c09c6183d169c72a72f24508a76ac8c18f61cbb08cd12ffc2c6fe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I NEED more ABS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:16:44 2017 No.16705316 >>16705314 Ah, the "Irresponsible Captain Tylor" method.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:19:41 2017 No.16705323 File: 624 KB, 700x912, 1392811473346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16705315 Behold the unattainable!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:20:24 2017 No.16705328 >>16705280 Try and talk to the shy one. http://i.imgur.com/6kWQL5m.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:20:55 2017 No.16705330 >>16704838 Artists, writers, just more OC in general.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:22:41 2017 No.16705335 >>16704895 It might tear reality assunder reducing everything to nothingness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:25:15 2017 No.16705346 An idea just struck me. How adorable would it be if your waifu grew up in the modern world, and one of her cousins from the other side of the portal came to visit and got culture shocked?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:26:24 2017 No.16705351 >>16705156 I got to take my grandmother to the physical therapist in the morning. I'm not in the mood for skinny dipping foreplay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:31:27 2017 No.16705359 >>16705328 Why did you do this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:33:42 2017 No.16705363 >>16705328 It's okay, coloring isn't easy. Better luck next time, you'll get a cache of (you)'s someday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:36:11 2017 No.16705368 >>16705359 Boredom mostly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:36:45 2017 No.16705369 >>16705363 Wait, are you saying that coloring pictures is now attentionwhoring? Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:50:38 2017 No.16705376 File: 1.17 MB, 1200x1600, 61556790_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go bird watching.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:51:40 2017 No.16705377 >>16705376 Voyeur.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:57:16 2017 No.16705382 File: 816 KB, 1500x1038, 1489372740852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't need an excuse to post this. I'm just so happy it got drawn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 02:58:33 2017 No.16705384 >>16705382 BIG & BUSHY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:00:54 2017 No.16705386 >>16705382 she'd be better if she were 7-10 feet tall

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:02:46 2017 No.16705389 >>16704801 SMALL FEMALE ANIMAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:02:59 2017 No.16705390 >>16705315 I love abs, they're delicious and even the faintest hint of abs is enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:03:25 2017 No.16705391 >>16705386 This way it's easier for me to carry her around. Or have her ride on my back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:03:44 2017 No.16705392 >>16705369 Well I'm sorry for offending you like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:05:43 2017 No.16705397 >>16705392 Don't bother apologizing to me, just stop being an asshole to people who try to give something to us.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:07:09 2017 No.16705400

>>16705377
>doctor recommends picking-up a hobby
>decide on birdwatching because it's supposed to be relaxing and cheap
>go to a wilderness reserve for the weekend
>eventually hear birds chirping
>try to find the birds with binoculars
>find a few robins in a nest
>suddenly a red blur is obstructing your view
>stop looking through binoculars to see a red Harpy standing in-front of you
>accuses you of being a peeping-tom and rapes you
All according to plan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:10:14 2017 No.16705407 >>16705400 Atleast you now have a cute harpy wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:15:03 2017 No.16705418 Ganna go to the local bar on full moon and hit on all the cutie wolfus!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:15:10 2017 No.16705419 >>16705391 ahh but at circa 8 feet tall she can carry YOU on her back or dare i say in her tail

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:15:46 2017 No.16705421 >>16705280 Paizuri

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:16:52 2017 No.16705423 >>16705280 Give each and every bug a nice warm Hug.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:19:26 2017 No.16705428

>>16705400
> accuses you of being a peeping-tom and rapes you
This is the best thing about monstergirls. You did something bad? The 'punishment' is hot sex. You did something good? The reward is hot sex. You point out to them that this makes no sense and its seriously warping the incentive structure? They tell you that you shouldn't worry about it and move on to hot sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:22:15 2017 No.16705431 >>16705428 But how will I know what's right and wrong if it always leads to hot sex? Now I think about it, my waifu's species has the same mentality. No matter if something good or bad unexpectedly happens she'll fuck me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:40:04 2017 No.16705444 >>16705431 I guess it just changes if she pins you down and fucks you senseless or if she gets on all fours and starts teasingly wiggling her ass around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:41:31 2017 No.16705445 >>16705444 Oh I see. But what if I enjoy both? What if I love being pinned down because I'm a slut! I've defeated her! >When husband is good, I offer myself to him >When husband is bad, he better be prepared for a night in A&E

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:44:21 2017 No.16705448 >>16705386 Nope Ratatosks are best with the body type of an Elin or a Doraf

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:48:26 2017 No.16705455 >>16705448 Smug evil girls are always best when they're fun sized.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:48:27 2017 No.16705456 File: 274 KB, 1500x1194, 1456994022216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] High society can be quite confusing, so here are your guides for the evening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:53:18 2017 No.16705464 File: 73 KB, 512x592, 1489391598652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16705233 I also made an attempt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:53:34 2017 No.16705465 >>16705346 Probably help her get used to Earth, and feel smug that she can spread her knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:53:41 2017 No.16705466 >>16705456 I wonder if I'd have to swear a snazzy suit and say smart things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 03:56:22 2017 No.16705469 >>16705346 >"What?! You've made your society all about sex but in the wrong way!" >"Look at all these lonely virgin males! Who is this not an epidemic?" >"What's a standard and why do human women have them?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:00:04 2017 No.16705473 >>16705469 >Have to explain the concept that a few human women literally believe all men should be killed Do you want to start the demon realm invasion? Because that's how you start a demon realm invasion.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:04:57 2017 No.16705481
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>>16705346
>How adorable would it be if your waifu grew up in the modern world
If she grew up in the modern world she wouldn't be my waifu.
The fact that she thinks impreg-rape-on-the-first-date is perfectly normal (and that nonchalantly dragging me off the street into a dark alley counts as a date) is why she's my waifu.
Well, that and the tits.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:05:23 2017 No.16705483

>>16705469
I'm talking more about the Technology and the food anon.
Though that girl would probably be more surprised about the fact that men hit on her and not the other way around.

>>16705473
>"WHAT? The Demon Lord should invade this place and make those women into Siths!"
>"Cousin? The Demon Lord DID invade this place, that's why MGC is a thing."
>"....i forgot."

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:06:54 2017 No.16705487

>>16705481
Read the rest of it anon.
Maybe you could hook up with the cousin of another person's waifu.
Just imagine it anon, a girl who has no idea how things work over here kabe-doning you against a wall and fondling your junk while asking if you want to take things somewhere more... private.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:08:01 2017 No.16705489 >>16705483 Oh so from medieval to MGC? She'd probably be amazed with all the useless junk because Mamono mana exists making it obsolete. But she'd love the entertainment and food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:08:46 2017 No.16705490 File: 317 KB, 1000x1000, 1489392526072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16705456

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:09:47 2017 No.16705491 >>16705490 How preposterous!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:12:15 2017 No.16705493 >>16705489 >Medieval Monstergirl comes to MGC to visit her cousin >Winds up addicted to television dramas because she could never afford to go to many plays.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:18:46 2017 No.16705500 >>16705456 Can I buttfuck them? Those dresses seem like they're specifically made for buttfucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:20:30 2017 No.16705503 >>16705500 You're learning already.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:30:06 2017 No.16705511

>>16705493
Ah, that sounds fun actually.
> Dullahan comes to visit the waifu, a lich that had known her for a few hundred years and crossed the portal for studying purposes
> Seems largely unimpressed with modern conveniences, noting how cars dirty the air and food is processed beyond recognition
> After an entire day of listening to her complain, come home to try and unwind with an episodes of the MGC Game of Thrones equivalent
> She is immediately hooked
> The rest of the visit is filled with explaining to her the struggle of House Dragonian against the Wolfus of the North
> When she goes home, it is with a box set of the first few seasons
> Lich waifu is now conflicted in her joy that her best friend and husband get along, and her frustration that you hardly paid attention to her over the visit
> Decides to dress up as a favorite of the show for some fun next time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:32:00 2017 No.16705513 >>16705511 > man ignores waifu > dollarham doesn't get laid Do not sully my eyes with your awful scenarios again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:35:12 2017 No.16705516 >>16705513 Eh? Lich waifu decided on scenario play at the end there. Plus you don't screw with your waifu's bff ya homewrecker, It's like you don't even enjoy cozy and casual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:37:10 2017 No.16705606 >>16705382 Look at that poor thing, she's trying so hard, but her husbando is just out of kissing range.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:38:12 2017 No.16705609 >>16705490 Dense Anon will never learn will he? Not evem lewd, high class elves are enough for him

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:46:02 2017 No.16705622 >>16705606 Well, you just made me imagine a very fun activity for the more dominant girls to try out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:50:44 2017 No.16705628 File: 275 KB, 858x800, Terrible person.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] “ I whisper recent movie spoilers to people when I hug them!”

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:56:49 2017 No.16705634 >>16705628 Her tyranny must be stopped! How much do we have to pay the Ratatoskrs for her location again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:03:08 2017 No.16705650 File: 2.47 MB, 3000x2595, Here you go, little one.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that you can distract bugs with fruit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:03:40 2017 No.16705652 File: 1000 KB, 1058x1300, 30578249562479674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There are no MGs as hit-or-miss as onis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:05:05 2017 No.16705660 File: 67 KB, 640x362, oni hugs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16705652 onis are nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:07:28 2017 No.16705663 >>16705650 Can you distract them with trails of syrup?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:08:02 2017 No.16705664 Nerdy girls are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:12:20 2017 No.16705674 File: 179 KB, 800x800, waste of good fruit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16705650 I think I'm doing it wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:13:41 2017 No.16705681 >>16705663 Insects like sweet things, so it should be possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:13:51 2017 No.16705684 >>16705674 Those are apples, not papayass

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:14:14 2017 No.16705685 >>16705664 Best at what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:15:05 2017 No.16705689 >>16705681 If I run a line of syrup up a wall, will she climb up after it so I can assault her from behind?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:17:21 2017 No.16705698 >>16705685 Having their lunch money stolen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:18:12 2017 No.16705699 >>16705689 How would you assault a solider beetle a mantis I can get, but big ones are a bit of problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:19:39 2017 No.16705703 >>16705699 Surely she has a hole I can penetrate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:19:42 2017 No.16705704 >>16705698 Yeah, nobody else loses their lunch money quite as often as them. Human boy nerds at least get something back when their lunch money is stolen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:28:45 2017 No.16705716 >>16705650 If a bug pokes you with her antennas it means that she likes you >>16705652 Aren't all Onis hits? They look great with any body type

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:29:17 2017 No.16705717 >>16704801 Did she get her profile translated? If so, anyone have a link to it? Or all the translated profiles?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:42:18 2017 No.16705750 >>16705652 >>16705660 Both these onis are cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:42:33 2017 No.16705751 >>16704880 N-not like I needed my beard and eyebrows anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:44:03 2017 No.16705754 >>16705717 >Or all the translated profiles? Try googling Monster Girl Encyclopedia, you might be surprised.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:44:17 2017 No.16705755 File: 553 KB, 800x960, __drawn_by_kakkii__95d397da9b40171267e66c97f60f3b7b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No busty Dark Mage to snuggle up to in her comfy woodland house Portals when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:45:06 2017 No.16705757 >>16705755 October. Still October.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:46:12 2017 No.16705763 >>16705382 Cutest squirrel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:50:27 2017 No.16705778 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6tWu1bVAAA9OpW.jpg:orig The fate of all lizards, even the flying ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:51:37 2017 No.16705781 >>16705778 Why yes I would like to dom a Wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:51:38 2017 No.16705782 >>16705778 I'm jealous of a lizard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:51:48 2017 No.16705784 >>16704801 >tfw you will never tell your Ratata daughteru that she's ugly, hairy and covered in shit but she's yours and you love her. I really hope someone gets the reference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:52:15 2017 No.16705786 >>16705778 Good, just like it was meant to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:52:48 2017 No.16705790 >>16705784 Sandman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:54:46 2017 No.16705796 >>16705790 That makes me feel better Anon thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:55:44 2017 No.16705799 File: 583 KB, 968x1000, Nightmare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16705796 You're welcome, now go to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 06:59:54 2017 No.16705816 >>16705781 >tying up a wyvern and binding her wings >spanking her till she heart pupils Doming a wyvern has its appeal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:06:36 2017 No.16705840 >>16705778 Female lizards are meant to be thoroughly trained as breeding slaves A sexually abused and dominated lizard is a happy lizard >>16705816 Wyverns take twice as long to learn anal than other lizards do because of their overly large rears

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:16:58 2017 No.16705860 File: 671 KB, 498x1500, wocki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:19:56 2017 No.16705868 File: 610 KB, 2048x1536, pepapu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These pengins make my front tail feel strange.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:23:56 2017 No.16705879 >>16705868 Noot-noot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:27:10 2017 No.16705889 >>16705868 Cosplay tier

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:31:55 2017 No.16705895 >>16705868 >my front tail You had to make me remember that show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvfvI28O-7s Now the op is stuck in my head again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:37:28 2017 No.16705908 >>16705895 The show wasn't deserving of the OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:40:02 2017 No.16705916 >>16705908 It really wasn't. It was fun for 2-3 episodes till the novelty of the lewd scenes wore off then it just dragged on way too long. The mech design still gets a laugh out of me though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:43:14 2017 No.16705924 File: 78 KB, 705x720, snek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know whats nice? being wrapped in snake coils

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:46:16 2017 No.16705927 >>16705778 I would try some bondage with my mere female lizard once or twice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:47:07 2017 No.16705930 >>16705924 What kind of snake though? Purple snake? Blind snake? Mother snake?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:47:25 2017 No.16705931 >>16705924 >Those faces

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:47:58 2017 No.16705933 Would Ratatoskr like to see my Nutshack?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:48:47 2017 No.16705934 >>16705933 Once she has her camera ready, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:49:26 2017 No.16705937 >>16705860 So final version when? Who is artist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:50:40 2017 No.16705939 >>16705924 >>16705931 After Daphne was monsterized, it was to no one's surprise that she went after Shaggy and not Freddy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:53:35 2017 No.16705945 >>16705933 >Anon asks a Ratatoskr if she wants to see his nutshack >She happily accepts and sneakily grabs her photo camera >They end up watching nutshack meme compilations

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:54:01 2017 No.16705948 >>16705939 >Lamia Daphne What would velma be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:55:34 2017 No.16705954 >Kino getting another anime With all the crazy shit that's been happening recently the portal is seeming more and more likely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:57:30 2017 No.16705959 >>16705954 What kino?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:57:59 2017 No.16705961 >>16705945 I can imagine her being damaged forever. Her reports would all be depressing as shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:59:02 2017 No.16705963 >>16705954 I won't believe it till spice and wolf season 3 happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:00:42 2017 No.16705966 >>16705963 Right after Haruhi S3 Holy shit 4chan would fucking burn if that happened

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:02:24 2017 No.16705970 >>16705961 Poor broken squirrel She won't even find enjoyment in munching on nuts anymore We need to setup a charity for monster girls who have witnessed the madness of mankind

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:03:20 2017 No.16705975 >>16705954 What is the most kino monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:03:53 2017 No.16705976 >>16705959 An anime about a girl and her motorrad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:04:33 2017 No.16705980 >>16705975 Mantis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:05:25 2017 No.16705981 >>16705975 Cancer, she has crab-legs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:05:43 2017 No.16705983 >>16705970 I would donate hugs and cuddles to those poor girls while saying that everything is going to be okay. Hopefully after a while they would go back to society.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:08:58 2017 No.16705995 >>16705976 I though kino is /tv/ meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:10:00 2017 No.16705998 >>16705995 Kino no Tabi predates this meme. The word kino also predates the meme. Do not fall for /tv/'s faggotry. Although in a stroke of irony Kino no Tabi IS pretty kino.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:12:02 2017 No.16706004 >>16705778 Damn it, I just wanted to think about cuddling my inferno iguana for once, not holding her on a short leash and face-fucking her 'til she has hiccups all night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:13:13 2017 No.16706006 >>16705983 They are going to need a lot of healing Hug them with all your heart

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:15:25 2017 No.16706010 >>16705995 It's a cancerous meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:17:23 2017 No.16706015 File: 345 KB, 500x750, tumblr_ompl4xaho21uxvm7ho1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706010 Memes the DNA of the soul

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:18:20 2017 No.16706019 File: 197 KB, 777x1087, 02adfef92a51de2428e6a6070e7d1174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you prefer a harem that willingly work with each other to get your affection or they compete to see who comes out in top?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:19:22 2017 No.16706020 >>16706015 Shut up Monsoon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:20:09 2017 No.16706022 >>16706019 They should all get along and be friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:20:15 2017 No.16706024 >>16706015 What a lovely manticore picture. >>16706019 If I had no choice in having a harem, which might happen with MGE, it'd probably melt my heart if they were all working together. And it might flatter me to death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:20:48 2017 No.16706025 >>16706006 Of course. I just hope they wouldn't get too attached to me.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:22:31 2017 No.16706031

>>16706019
I prefer two types of harems.

1. The type to work together to dominate me and make me understand that they don't belong to me, I belong to them.

2. The type to angrily compete in double paizuri and argue over the best spot in cuddle piles but love each other in a sisterly way and would hate to see each other legitimately hurt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:23:21 2017 No.16706035 >>16706031 >1. The type to work together to dominate me and make me understand that they don't belong to me, I belong to them. I like the way you think anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:26:37 2017 No.16706044 File: 116 KB, 768x512, Colour makes people naked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:26:47 2017 No.16706046

>>16706019
A little competition is always good but nothing too extreme
Cooperation sounds better in theory but I am afraid that no one could withstand multiple monster girls all working together for his happiness in and outside of bed

>>16706025
You will be the only ray of sunlight in their grim lives
Of course they will get attached to you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:28:01 2017 No.16706052 >>16706044 His chair is pink!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:30:52 2017 No.16706060 >>16706044 Damn it. Why can't I dick that Succubus? Just look at her, she's just begging for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:32:19 2017 No.16706064 File: 306 KB, 1024x1280, devil bug2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706019 This kind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:32:29 2017 No.16706066 >>16706044 Piggie succubutt!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:34:11 2017 No.16706069

>>16706031
I like the second one the best. Keeps things fresh and makes it easier for over the top sex scenarios to happen when they build each other up through competitions over who can go the longest or be the most submissive or gulp the most cum in one session. And they still really do love each other, so no hard feelings at the end of the day.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:41:08 2017 No.16706084

>>16706035
I love the thought of a bunch of powerful girls toying with me and making me obedient but occasionally throwing me a bone.

Like capturing a cute Ratatoskr who was sneaking around for a scoop and forcing me to rape her, turning her into a pet of theirs they use to spice things up once in a while. Plus I could use her tail as a daki after the stronger girls are done humiliating for for the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:43:48 2017 No.16706093 File: 377 KB, 982x1107, piko2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16705868 For some reason I have 4 piko~ penguin images in my Latenight folder, and I can't justify deleting them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:44:59 2017 No.16706097 File: 2.19 MB, 1910x2003, 6ccdd06624ffe2192dbec44a0582704223af700a197ebe59afe6f1d6ea3c449a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706020 Memes are greater than us

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:46:58 2017 No.16706099 File: 329 KB, 1280x1256, 1488571338.manosdetrapo_g55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706097 Meme are eternal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:48:28 2017 No.16706102 >>16706064 Only the sluttiest of men would enjoy a Devil Bug harem In other words: patrician taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:49:08 2017 No.16706104 >>16706031 >>16706084 Why the 2nd type with really strong MG makes me have a fearboner

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:51:37 2017 No.16706115 >>16706099 The world begins and ends with memes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:52:12 2017 No.16706120 File: 139 KB, 905x1280, 1488699868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706097 >>16706099 Did someone say memes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:53:15 2017 No.16706125 >>16706120 Just noticed the unfortunate watermark on that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:59:19 2017 No.16706139 File: 755 KB, 1020x1447, 61885783_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706125 Yeah, I can get just a name like .less or many other guys do but making a huge watermark is an overkill

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:02:54 2017 No.16706154 >>16706139 Holsts are love. All kinds, hime, nerdy, motherly, county bumpkin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:04:01 2017 No.16706158 >>16705945 See her watching some videos with disappointment written all over her face. Offer her food and Ask her. >"I got Grapes, Whatcha you watchin' Son?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:05:02 2017 No.16706164 >>16706139 While people are posting new art. Lewdhound: https://i.imgur.com/zXCk43G.png Lilim: https://i.imgur.com/nyMSvBd.jpg Loli Lilieraune: https://i.imgur.com/6cWFRYy.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:09:36 2017 No.16706179 Those squirrels are cute as fuck. I want to help one take care of her tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:10:15 2017 No.16706183 File: 535 KB, 900x1400, tumblr_omoxbajzR21vdwcbco1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706164 You forgot this. And tentacle, gremlin, seiba bicorn

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:10:38 2017 No.16706185 >>16706120 >>16706125 >>16706139 I fixed it: http://i.imgur.com/fLz9OT6.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:14:00 2017 No.16706198 >>16706183 I want to nuzzle that little one. She looks shockingly cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:15:08 2017 No.16706203 >>16706183 D'awwww >>16706198 Carlos, I swear to god

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:15:47 2017 No.16706204 >>16706179 I want to use one to fix my coffee table

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:16:30 2017 No.16706206 >>16706204 By giving you the number of a good carpenter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:16:32 2017 No.16706207 >>16706158 This is when the depression hits in >>16706183 >Daughter who isn't a smaller replica of her mother Good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:18:29 2017 No.16706217 >>16706206 By replacing the broken leg.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:18:41 2017 No.16706218 >>16706120 Good gracious me >>16706185 Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:19:43 2017 No.16706220 >>16706207 I know I look a bit weird, but I wouldn't mind if my daughteru had a lot of me in her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:19:56 2017 No.16706222 >>16706217 Well, that's what the carpenter is for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:20:26 2017 No.16706225 File: 216 KB, 884x893, Anon, tell me a story.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706164 thats one lewd hound there

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:20:50 2017 No.16706228
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>>16706183
I actually avoided posting that raiju because if you look at the tags it's sort of a shitstorm waiting to happen.
>seiba bicorn
I don't think I've seen this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:22:04 2017 No.16706230 >>16706222 I'd rather just tie her up and rest it on her so I can put my milk down in peace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:23:08 2017 No.16706235 >>16706207 Because daughteru is a mix with her brown monsterboy father

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:23:38 2017 No.16706238 File: 3.01 MB, 1500x1815, 1488603999926.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706164 Always nice to see Lilis get love If I had a Lili waifu, both of her would just have one name or each would have something really similar to the other

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:23:41 2017 No.16706239 >>16706230 That doesn't sound like it would be a very stable table. You should just call the carpenter. She won't bite unless you ask for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:23:45 2017 No.16706240 >>16706179 This is lewd and inappropriate, her tail is very sensitive You don't see monster girls asking to care of a man's dick, do you? >>16706228 This Gremlin probably just caused a whole lot of trouble to boast such a smug grin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:23:46 2017 No.16706241 >>16706225 I love that image of hellhound. Trully the cutest wolfu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:24:16 2017 No.16706243 >>16706099 >tearing wedding dress to pieces Hellhounds are shit brides 0/10 would not marry

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:24:32 2017 No.16706245 File: 385 KB, 2500x1640, awaiting return transmission.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706225 A story, you say?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:25:03 2017 No.16706246 >>16706235 Buck gonna buck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:26:00 2017 No.16706250 File: 368 KB, 891x901, Tumblr_ohwlzxMmfD1vdwcbco1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706183 Awwwwww is that a continuation of this?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:26:13 2017 No.16706251

>>16705778
Is it just me or is seeing a girl, no matter who she is. In that state incredibly disgusting?

I feel physically sick when I imagine my waifu in that state. Almost makes me want to live a prude relationship with her so that would never happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:26:36 2017 No.16706253 >>16706245 That looks like a loading screen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:27:16 2017 No.16706256 >>16705860 Cute! It's making great progress.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:28:19 2017 No.16706258 >>16706120 >>16706099 >>16706097 We need more MGs in bride outfits! Ganna marry them all!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:29:23 2017 No.16706263 >>16706251 No, its not just you but you also know that plenty of people like it and are into it and that plenty MGs would be into it too next

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:29:38 2017 No.16706265 >>16706253 In a sense it is. It's what the Automaton on Mars wakes up to every morning, and plays as a screensaver while waiting for her mastah to eventually join her. She doesn't know that mastah died of old age three centuries prior.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:30:36 2017 No.16706267 >>16706251 You and maybe a few guys. Some people like to get rough and kinky with their waifus and while you might remain pure, they won't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:31:07 2017 No.16706269 >>16706228 Why that guy is monsterboy anyway? >>16706250 He doesn't have fur or even wolf ears on pics Is he supposed to be werewolf?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:31:12 2017 No.16706270 >>16706251 I'm into both treating a monster girl like that and being treated like that by one. It's not for everyone though that's for sure so there's nothing wrong with being disgusted by it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:31:19 2017 No.16706271 If there's an afterlife in MGE, can Automatons and Golems go there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:31:56 2017 No.16706274 >>16706269 Does it matter? Is it worth bringing up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:32:28 2017 No.16706276 >>16706265 At least she has a birb. Too bad one day he'll go too. I wonder if automatons dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:33:07 2017 No.16706279 File: 1.49 MB, 910x1275, Raiju3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a evil wandering chinese raiju? she is master black belt in shock fu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:35:19 2017 No.16706293 >>16706274 Yeah, why not? I love shitposting

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:35:37 2017 No.16706296

>>16706263
Yeah I don't mind that. It's just that stuff is on the list of "things I'd never do with my waifu". It disgusts me and I'm allowed to keep that opinion like other people are allowed to have it.

And I really hope/know my waifu isn't into it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:35:39 2017 No.16706297 >>16706279 Yes, I would fight and give her a noogie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:35:48 2017 No.16706298 File: 3.74 MB, 4758x3453, 1475604054909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706276 Yes, they do. Rather lewd dreams, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:36:06 2017 No.16706301 >>16706297 what the hell is a noogie

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:37:19 2017 No.16706311 >>16706238 Maybe a Palindrome or each one having a name that when put together would form one bigger name or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:37:40 2017 No.16706313 >>16706267 Yeah I just don't want to get that rough and degrading of her. >>16706270 To be honest, I love it when it done on me. That sounds perfect to me and it's one of my top fantasies. But when it's on my waifu it just makes me uneased.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:38:10 2017 No.16706315 >>16706239 Carpenters don't exist in this world. Furniture related problems can only be solved by tying up squirrels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:38:14 2017 No.16706316 File: 704 KB, 1280x720, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706279 The wandering chinese electric batman can beat her

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:38:29 2017 No.16706317 >>16706279 Looks kinda mannish. >>16706301 Putting someone in a headlock and grinding your finger joints into the top of their head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:38:29 2017 No.16706318 >>16706301 It's an ancient technique to torture Raijus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:38:52 2017 No.16706320 >>16706276 Of electric weresheep

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:39:35 2017 No.16706325 >>16706315 Wouldn't it be easier to just get a new table though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:39:51 2017 No.16706327 >>16706220 Monster girls can't look weird She'd take all your best traits and part of your hair/eye/skin colors >>16706251 You should get a strong, dominant waifu then and not a female lizard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:40:10 2017 No.16706330 File: 136 KB, 574x679, 1449516003895.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706258 Have some more

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:40:40 2017 No.16706334 File: 1.29 MB, 1280x1197, lilirune cens.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706311 Oh, I like both of those ideas. I'll have to think of some that would make sense, both for a sexy Lili wife and cute lili daughteru(s)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:41:14 2017 No.16706338 >>16706313 I can see myself doing it once in a blue moon with her, but you should understand what's up if you like it being done to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:41:35 2017 No.16706341 >>16706325 Why get a new coffee table when I could tie up a squirrel and solve the problem twice as fast?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:42:49 2017 No.16706346 >>16706327 I always see her taking my hair color and being extremelly cute. I don't mind her taking my eyes either. Monster parts remain from her mom though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:47:06 2017 No.16706357 >>16706338 >what is up What is up then? Sorry I don't really understand. It's just so degrading and I wouldn't want to treat my waifu like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:47:42 2017 No.16706362 >>16706341 Well, it would be far more costly in the long term. You need to think about how much it'll cost to feed her, and other necessities she may require. Simply buying another table is far cheaper. Or you could simply admit it's a fetish thing.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:48:38 2017 No.16706367

>>16706240
>You don't see monster girls asking to care of a man's dick, do you?
You say that, but I'm fairly certain that a guy couldn't walk down a road in a MG filled city without getting at least three offers for that. I'm gonna take care of that tail!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:49:00 2017 No.16706369 >>16706357 I mean that if you want to be treated like that you should understand that some wives also want the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:49:31 2017 No.16706373 >>16706362 I'm going to tie up a squirrel and you can't convince me that this is anything other than an excellent idea. It's not like she's going to take my throne or anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:50:43 2017 No.16706381 >>16706369 Yes, I can understand that. I'm fine with it when it's on others. Because it doesn't affect me but I'd never want to see it on my waifu or daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:50:44 2017 No.16706382 >>16706271 Probably You have to actively try to get a bad end in the MGE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:51:53 2017 No.16706384 >>16706373 Well, have fun with your tied up squirrel then you silly man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:52:40 2017 No.16706388 >>16706367 >>16706373 Poor girl is still new to all of this and she is already getting tied up + having her tail molested

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:52:48 2017 No.16706389

I realize that the industrial revolution might or will never happen in the MG world, because of the use of magic and that a lot of stronger Monster girls could actually outdo mechanical parts when it comes to mining. Not to mention that plant type or flying type monster girls would hate having to deal with factories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:54:30 2017 No.16706395 File: 114 KB, 736x512, 1489242716274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think this worked out pretty nicely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:54:36 2017 No.16706396 >>16706381 Well of course you don't, it's YOUR waifu after all. I don't see my waifu becoming a loli or a huge titted girl through the use of potions and I think they're pretty stupid, but hey, if it aint her I don't really care all that much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:57:04 2017 No.16706405 >>16706388 Her fault for being cute.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:59:01 2017 No.16706413
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>>16706395
>redhead squirrel
Does anyone remember that one squirrel from the Sword in the Stone? The one that /co/ turned into a waifu nearly a decade ago?

Because my dick is now diamonds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:59:32 2017 No.16706417 >>16706388 Someone needs to fix my coffee table.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:04:14 2017 No.16706432 >>16706413 >redhead I was trying to make her hair brown, but now that you mention it... The thing kept trying to make her blonde at first, which made me wonder if Ratatoskrs can have various human hair colors

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:07:14 2017 No.16706437 >>16706395 Now she can struggle to get a kiss in color! >>16706405 >>16706417 You two are way too mean Did she threaten to blackmail you about your fetishes or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:07:21 2017 No.16706438 >>16706396 It's strange because I actually like those potions. It's just proof that we all have different tastes and that's ok.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:08:45 2017 No.16706442 >>16705778 I wanna keep my Dragons and Lizards proud and haughty! I'd only ever let them dom me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:09:00 2017 No.16706443 >>16706346 In my case that would be having a Kej daughter with brown hair and eyes. That'd be pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:09:43 2017 No.16706446 >>16706437 I just need somewhere to put my glasses of milk and it just so happens that the broken part of the leg is at the exact height that a red squirrel can fill it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:10:01 2017 No.16706448 >>16706438 Yep, that's my point. Each husbando has a waifu and they are free to play however they want, but sometimes you look at other and feel a bit weird about the stuff they do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:10:10 2017 No.16706449 >>16706382 But they have no souls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:11:03 2017 No.16706451 >>16706437 Where is calling her cute being mean?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:13:46 2017 No.16706461

>>16706437
>"Kissu kissu kissu! Cmon anon, gimme a kissu!"
>No
>"Oy! I know you like these as much as I do. I've been documenting your love of kissu for years. Now hop to it!"
>Nope. I only kiss tall ladies.
>"Hey! D-don't say that! I'm your wi-Mmf!"
And he surprised her with a kissu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:14:52 2017 No.16706465 >>16706443 My daughteru would become a black dragon with brown hair and greenish eyes. I like to think she would look like Forte from Bahamut/Granblue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:15:12 2017 No.16706467 What is/are the name(s) of your daughteru(s) anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:20:13 2017 No.16706479 >>16706461 >>16706395 Teasing short waifu sounds fun

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:24:23 2017 No.16706487 >>16706446 Hidoi >>16706451 First you call her cute Then you compliment her on her tail Then you ask if you can touch it And it ends with you abusing the sensitivity of her tail You can't get any meaner than that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:29:22 2017 No.16706497 >>16706487 I don't thing scratching, squeezing and putting my face on it counts as abuse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:34:48 2017 No.16706504 >>16706467 Not to give away to much. But my waifu is called Nanu. My daughterus don't have names.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:35:32 2017 No.16706508

>>16706479
I'd tease her even before she became my wife
>notice that Rata has been snooping around you a lot lately and decide to purposefully leave stuff lying around for her to find
>"Hehehe, Anon's journal. I wonder what juicy information I'll find in here. Maybe something dirty about one of our classmates?"
>Latest entry: 'I really wanna fuck Rata-chan. Sometimes I daydream about putting her in a mating press and just going at it until she's packed full of my baby-batter. Her body is kinda small, though. Would my dick even fit?
>The next day, she seems out of it, just staring of into space
>when you try to snap her out of it, she jumps, yelling "It'll fit!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:36:11 2017 No.16706510 >>16706467 I am gonna name our first one draculina! nothing could go wrong with that name

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:37:08 2017 No.16706511 >>16706467 Mikaella, also known as little Mika.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:37:18 2017 No.16706512 >>16706467 Eh, I've already put out the names of my troupe of newts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:37:31 2017 No.16706513 >>16706508 >"What will fit?" >steaming red hot blushing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:38:20 2017 No.16706515 >>16706467 Elizabeth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:38:46 2017 No.16706516 >>16706467 Opal.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:46:58 2017 No.16706549

>>16706497
And if she did the same to your dick wouldn't you consider it abuse?

>>16706508
>Lunch time
>She buys one of those extra large hot dog
>She stares at it way too intensively
>You ask her if something is wrong with it
>She nearly falls off her chair and assures you that it's definitely not too big and that she could handle bigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:48:34 2017 No.16706555 >>16706549 >And if she did the same to your dick wouldn't you consider it abuse? I'm not him, but it would depend on how hard she did any of them. Granted, the last one is usually fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:49:21 2017 No.16706558 >>16706549 Nope, I would let her have fun with it. Actually when I'm around her, I would pull my dick put my dick out. She walks with her tail free, so I might as well do the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:49:41 2017 No.16706559 >>16706510 >>16706511 >>16706512 >>16706515 >>16706516 Such cute names!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:50:26 2017 No.16706562 >>16706558 Anon no! Her tail isn't a sex organ, it's not the same!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:52:08 2017 No.16706573 >>16706559 I swear my little newts aren't named after FE characters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:52:35 2017 No.16706575 >>16706562 Then it's not abuse. Though she would have to come in front of me and give me that info.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:54:34 2017 No.16706580 >>16706573 It's okay anon. Conincidences happens and they will never stop being cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:55:40 2017 No.16706585 >>16706508 >>16706513 >>16706549 CUTE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:56:44 2017 No.16706589 >>16706575 Damnit Just go ahead and play with her tail, but you better take responsibility when her lewd juices are trickling down her thighs and her breath gets hot and heavy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:56:55 2017 No.16706590 >>16706558 >Anon pulls out his dick, sees fear in the eyes of his squirrel crush.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 10:58:54 2017 No.16706604 File: 298 KB, 1000x1000, 1439264800221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Klaatu barata nyan-nyan? Klaatu barata Nikita Khrushchev? Help the dumb Lich out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:00:01 2017 No.16706609 >>16706559 Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:00:20 2017 No.16706612 >>16706589 Not my fault if she's kinky. At most I would tease her saying that if she has a little mofu doen there I might touch and lick her. Just teasing though. >>16706590 It's my tail. She can touch it too.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:01:40 2017 No.16706622

>>16706580
I'll always enjoy the notion of being covered in a, counting my waifu, a six-way cuddle pile of intense heat. Maybe while embarassing them while kissing my waifu while they secretly also want.to kiss a.guy like that.
And I just realized that I haven't given Sussane any love. Art wise, anyways.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:02:23 2017 No.16706627

>>16706549
>You catch her at a carnival going on in late spring
>She's practically toppling over carrying all manner of phallic foods from corndogs to corn-on-a-stick to big stuffed churros and whatnot
>When she sees you she squeaks and scurries away, dropping a jumbo popsicle behind her

>Later on you see her bushy luxurious tail sticking out from behind a secluded corner of the fairgrounds
>Damn that thing looks comfy
>Decide to sneak up on her, peeking around to see what she's up to
>She's got two corndogs stuffed in her mouth almost all the way and is in the process of trying to fit a third in with them
>Cheeks are puffed out and dripping mustard
>Stare at her as she turns around with wide eyes staring back
>...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:02:44 2017 No.16706630 >>16706612 Anon, she will freak out jump into a tree and squirrel chirp at it. You got to catch that squirrel first

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:03:55 2017 No.16706635

>>16706549
I imagine her spending all her time trying to find out just how big your dick is. Sneaking into the locker room at school, following you to the bathroom, and even waking up early to look through your bedroom window to get a glimpse of your morning wood. Oh the look on her face when she finds out it's bigger than she thought. Priceless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:04:21 2017 No.16706636 >>16706622 That sounds cute! You're Salamander family sounds so cute! Lucky man you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:05:37 2017 No.16706641 >>16706630 Oh, but I also have nuts and in the panic she might think my cock is a tree the way it's standing up. It would be a funny misunderstanding, but I wouldn't mind her touching and squeezing it a bit. I did it with her tail after all.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:06:35 2017 No.16706645

>>16706635
Then she'd have to ask her succubus friend for a ride to her mom's sex-shop to find a dildo that matches anon's size. Just so she knows for sure.
She'd wear a big hoodie and sunglasses to stay incognito lest someone gets the wrong idea of her going in such a place to buy such a thing. After all, its for informative purposes. Important squirrel girl stuff. No, she doesn't have pictures of you hanging on her closet that she'll look at while using it, what a silly suggestion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:07:24 2017 No.16706646 >>16706622 Gotta draw her a bit mate. And yes, daughteru piles are always nice. Thought I think being surrounded by 600 flayers might be a problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:09:43 2017 No.16706654 >>16706641 Your playing with fire, next thing you know your going to have daughterus hiding in your pockets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J53119SckK4

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:10:35 2017 No.16706656 >>16705717 Monster Girls Redux, the MGE wiki, surely you've heard of such places?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:12:31 2017 No.16706666

>>16706636
Thanks. Best part is, I'd never have to worry about being cold again. Sallies are just great girls in general.
>>16706646
I'll get around to it, but yeah being smothered by my waifu from the side while the two youngest try to fit on top of my chest as the other three surround me on the other sides would be fantastic.
>600 flayers
Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:13:56 2017 No.16706669 >>16706646 >600 HOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:14:07 2017 No.16706670 >>16706654 How did we go from her having the courage to feel my dick to daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:14:16 2017 No.16706672 >>16706645 Poor gal. She went in that year a mischievous snoop, she came out of it a size queen. We need to put an end to the menace of well-hung high-school crushes in MGC. They should need a license for those things!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:15:54 2017 No.16706680

>>16706645
>"Are you looking for a specific model?"
>"N-no, just a simple dildo will work."
>"Then how about this one? It's pretty standard."
>"Do you have anything b-bigger...a lot bigger..."
>"Ara, how about this?"
>"No, the shaft isn't quite right."
>"This one?"
>"The head is a little different."
>She ends up basically describing your dick in detail

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:17:01 2017 No.16706687 >>16706670 How do we not?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:17:04 2017 No.16706688

It's your lucky day anon! A magical wish dragon comes to you, saying that he will grant you and your waifu one superpower apiece. You don't get to choose the powers though, they will be completely random. What do you get and what do you do?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

If you don't have a waifu, roll here:
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:18:21 2017 No.16706693 >>16706666 I can see my waifu hugging me from behind and my daughteru attacking me from the front. Gonna get double wing hugs. >>16706669 >HOW Flayer gatcha. I even had a dream about raising them so they are stuck in my headcanon now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:18:36 2017 No.16706694 >>16706688 >Demon waifu >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Sharing So really nothing changes. How's that for a roll?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:19:14 2017 No.16706696 >>16706688 >Me:Shield construction >Vampire waifu:Pressure strike I am already starting to think the kinky evil ideas she will put that to use

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:19:49 2017 No.16706700

>>16706688
Well then, our powers are
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Momentum_Charge
For me and
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Bomb_Generation
For my Black Dragon.

Okay then, those powers probably would've been better served if they were reversed. I go on to punch the shit out of bosses while the waifu focuses on healing.
She's going to hate this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:20:11 2017 No.16706702 >>16706688 >Interrogation intuition I don't imagine Salamanders lying much really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:21:31 2017 No.16706705 >>16706702 Oh, and my waifu got Magma Sealing. Ok then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:21:49 2017 No.16706706 >>16706672 Why are small, size queen monster girls the best?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:23:29 2017 No.16706714 >>16706706 Because they aren't really size queens most of the time, they just seem so due to their stature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:24:15 2017 No.16706719 >>16706693 So, like if I leaned against my waifu's increasingly hot body while she's sitting up and my 5 just lean up against us and take a nap. Sounds great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:24:34 2017 No.16706723 >>16706688 >Me >Divine-Demonic Energy Manipulation Okay, so I can control mamono mana and SE? Sounds cool enough. >Dragon waifu >Uncertainty Manipulation So I guess we become a very OP couple with law breaking powers.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:26:05 2017 No.16706732

>>16706680
>Succumom gets progressively more ara ara as she realizes whats going on
>Changes halfway through from 'how about this one' to 'and does his look like this?' without the Rata noticing
>Rata doesn't realize she's becoming visibly aroused describing it
>Succumom gives her a discount with a cheeky laugh when the purchase is finally settled
>"Fufufu, just promise me you won't need it for too much longer, dear~"
>Succudaughter rolls her eyes while she checks her phone and slyly sends a message to Anon saying to go to Rata-chan's house in two hours and look through her window, without providing any further explanation
>>16706706
You know they're just having the time of their fucking lives while they're getting split like a log, and what's better is they let you know it too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:26:33 2017 No.16706734 >>16706719 I just have my two dragons so it would be full of tail wraps and winghugs. They would do their best to make me feel 100% protected in own little world. I want to hug them so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:27:15 2017 No.16706736 >>16706688 >Me >Wolverine tier Regen >Ignis >Essence Dispersal So she can fire folks across the multiverse. Cool

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:29:04 2017 No.16706742 >>16706714 Cute! Even better if they're a shortstack >>16706732 True. That and less issues than if you had a centaur size queen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:30:00 2017 No.16706746 >>16706688 >me: Mammal Manipulation >demon waifu: Deity Manipulation i think i got the short end of the stick here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:30:34 2017 No.16706747 >want ratatoskr porn >finding artists okay with it is a pain and paying for loli content is probably asking for trouble I almost wish I could be like kdf and not give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:30:40 2017 No.16706748 >>16706688 >Darkness Cutting >Yeti with Bio-metal physiology You know, things could have gone a lot worse. At least I could deal with my distaste for the dark if I had a power based in it. Not to mention a silver surfer Yeti sounds hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:31:02 2017 No.16706751 >>16706732 >Shortstack Ratatoskr proudly hanging off your arm in public >reaches over and possessively squeezes your bulge when she thinks other girls are looking Squirrels are very protective of their precious buried nuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:31:42 2017 No.16706756 >>16706734 Well, I got 5 tails, my youngest's tail wouldn't be long enough for it, wrapped around me and holding me down while they may or may not be ignited. It's a good thing I enjoy high tempuratures.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:32:14 2017 No.16706758

>>16706688
>Me
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Formulated_Magic_Blasts
Being a wizard is really neat.

>Kobold waifu
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weather_Manipulation
Poor girl. She and our daughteru are both terrified of storms. I feel like her having direct control over the weather would lessen that a lot though, she would know she's always protected and our daughteru knows that Mama would never hurt her. This way my waifu would be comfortable kissing and having sex in the rain or even just watching a big storm from our porch,either way that would be maximum comfy.

We'd probably do just a little bit of actual hero work, but mostly we'd just keep our powers to ourselves and go to wastelands and stuff to let loose once in awhile. For the times we did do hero stuff though, we would definitely wear skintight latex costumes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:34:09 2017 No.16706766 >>16706688 >my power is hibernation >waifu has red string manipulation so i can sleep really fucking hard and my waifu is diety-tier matchmaker

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:34:30 2017 No.16706768 >>16706756 I can enjoy both their cool scales and their warm breaths, so there's a bonus to that. I don't think I'll be planning any other daughterus soon, but a six way winghugs sounds hardcore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:36:12 2017 No.16706772 >>16706766 What you haven't realized is that your Stando is the most powerful of them all!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:38:21 2017 No.16706784 >>16706768 Fire-Reptiles are great. You get cool scales for hot days and warmth for cold days. >Six way winghugs That's way too intense and I don't think I can handle a 6th daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:41:26 2017 No.16706794 >>16705490 You're on a roll Loen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:42:21 2017 No.16706796 >>16706784 Oh no, I'm talking about my waifu and other 5 daughterus like you. But I guess in the case of sallies their tails would burn even harder because of all the love and it would be hard to enjoy the coolness.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:42:56 2017 No.16706800

>>16706688
I got "Capacitance Manipulation". The ability to manipulate the electrical capacity of anything that exists.
Considering my waifu is a Gremlin, this is a rather uncanny coincidence.
She got super unlucky and got "Enchanter". Which is basically charming people like what every single girl in the MGE already does.

But man, having direct control over electricity would make for some interesting contraptions, at any rate. If it's like Electro's power, I might even get to become the mecha. Some ghost in the shell shit right there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:43:24 2017 No.16706803 >>16706271 Love and magic probably enable them to "grow" souls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:45:10 2017 No.16706813 >>16706245 Now THAT looks like a story waiting to be told. The forsaken Automaton, awaiting her owner's return after the civilization from which he hailed is long gone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:46:59 2017 No.16706821 >>16706813 In the grim darkness of the second millenium, there are only stumps.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:47:32 2017 No.16706824

>>16706732
>go to Rata's house and look in her window
>she's just sitting on her bed staring blankly at the dildo standing straight up in front of her. you can see her drooling just a bit. her tail is slowly swaying back and forth, occasionally twitching.
>at one point, she gulps and runs her fingers down her throat, looking a little worried.That is until one hand slips beneath her skirt.
>you watch her for quite a while, and by the time you decide to leave, she hasn't used it once, just masturbating furiously without ever looking away from it
I wonder if she'd ever snap and beg you to tear her in half, no matter who's looking

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:48:00 2017 No.16706825 File: 351 KB, 794x700, 1450733982563.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706821 Love will overcome this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:48:17 2017 No.16706827 >>16706446 Maybe you should ask your weasel professor to fetch one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:49:14 2017 No.16706832 >>16706827 It took disappointingly long for someone to recognise this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:49:19 2017 No.16706833 >>16706688 fucking cancer, man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:51:20 2017 No.16706839 File: 748 KB, 1500x1292, papapally.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706824 Why stop there? Knock at the window and offer to let her use the real thing. >>16706825 Perhaps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:52:57 2017 No.16706842 What is the lewdest thing a Yeti could do within reason?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:53:04 2017 No.16706843

>>16706796
Oh, so you too would go through the insanity that would be making dinner for seven. It's a strange feeling to want so many kids. I don't even have a pregnancy fetish

And in the case of Sallies, if we go exactly by the entry, the literally would start blushing and burning the second they see their lover's face and wanting to kiss 'em. Not sure how'd that translate to daughterus though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:54:11 2017 No.16706846 >>16706827 but the bungling guards will just confuse the squirrel with an elephant

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:54:32 2017 No.16706848 >>16706842 Scale the eastern face of my K-2 while I Shamballa'd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:55:30 2017 No.16706851 >>16706842 Sit on a man's face, "hug" his body while giving him a blowjob with heart pupils in her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:56:29 2017 No.16706854 >>16706688 >me >scent manipulation >Anubis waifu >Serqekinetic Entity Creation Not sure what my waifu's means. But mines cool, especially for scent play.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:57:14 2017 No.16706857 >>16706854 So your Anubis can make Acid Elementals?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:58:15 2017 No.16706860 >>16706758 Watching the rain on the porch sounds comfy, little puppers napping to the soothing rainfall. Cute! Something I'd definitely do with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:58:49 2017 No.16706861 >>16706832 I thought the same so I had to

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 11:59:17 2017 No.16706863

>>16706843
Yeah that sounds like a good nightmare. Probably why I'll only stay with my little dragon and little kiki. Tje flayers can eat someone's thought

Also, in the case of daughterus thry would burn too, but it would be more like a calm flame that burns with fatherly love. At least that's what I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:00:28 2017 No.16706866 >>16706857 Yup. I guess this means she could create mummies and give them acidic properties and powers. That sounds badass!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:00:32 2017 No.16706867 >>16706758 >Weather Manipulation But can she turn people into snails or not?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:01:00 2017 No.16706870

>>16706839
>Why stop there? Knock at the window and offer to let her use the real thing.
It's more fun to watch her feelings build until they reach the boiling point and she comes running to you. She'll probably have a mind-wracking orgasm when she finally takes your dick after holding in all that pent up lust. Needless to say, she'll be hopelessly addicted after that.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:02:05 2017 No.16706873

>>16706824
Ooho, I'm loving this little secretly lewd squirrel.
It sounds like she wants to truly save that first time of being impaled to the point of whiting out for her crush.
>I wonder if she'd ever snap
She's got to. One day when your shorts frame your package just right she won't be able to take it anymore. She'll let you know she's secretly spied and memorized every vein and contour of your mansausage and how long she's fantasized you splitting her wide open with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:02:24 2017 No.16706875 File: 1.31 MB, 1240x1748, 6551946.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16705351 I hope she gets better, dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:04:07 2017 No.16706880 >>16706860 Definitely. Cuddling up together under a blanket outside, staying dry on the porch while the storm rages right nearby would be fantastic. >>16706867 I'm not sure I get the reference anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:04:16 2017 No.16706881 >>16706688 >stamina mode It's a win-win

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:05:14 2017 No.16706883 >>16706880 >I'm not sure I get the reference anon It's just another JoJo reference, pay it no mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:05:52 2017 No.16706887 >>16706880 It's a jubjub reference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:06:47 2017 No.16706893 So anons, does she have a name? her's is lytia

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:06:49 2017 No.16706894 Buttjob from Anubis triplets after oiling up? Tailjobs from every Lilim's(including steelim and memim) fat tail? Or cuddling a bunch of super warm and soft Phoenix chicks on a bed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:07:24 2017 No.16706897 >>16706887 >JubJub with stands >their stands having huge muscles while being tall >JubJub just can't stop fawning over it when it appears

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:07:48 2017 No.16706900 >>16706894 Lilims.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:08:26 2017 No.16706905 >>16706894 >Buttjob from Anubis triplets after oiling up? Best bring out the doppelganger potions and oil for my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:08:29 2017 No.16706906 >>16706893 Who's "she"?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:09:05 2017 No.16706910

>>16706870
>>16706873
>Rata-chan's toes curling, tail spasming, fingers clawing the bedsheets and eyes crossed with gritted teeth as you bottom out with still an inch or two to go before you're all the way in
>start to pull back but she clenches down and gasps out for you to keep pushing
>you can visually confirm seeing both her stomach bulge as well as her face go momentarily unconscious when you force those last few inches in
>She shrieks out "T-told you- it- would- fit!" as you start pistoning in her with your ramrod
>From then on she never leaves your side, like one of those mofu addicts only for your cock

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:09:40 2017 No.16706912 >>16706863 At least my kids can learn to grill with their tails. It'd still be a cute mess though. >spoiler From who though? >a calm flame of fatherly love That sounds quite adorable. I'd be happy to hug all their tails and play with their frills.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:09:52 2017 No.16706915 >>16706905 Doppel potion for you or her? Because I don't think you could handle 3x10 oiled up, bronze booties.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:12:12 2017 No.16706924 >>16706912 My dragons would just cook with their fire breath, the kiki would be the judge. I can see this ending in a lot of good charcoal (eatable) >From who though? There are plenty of brain tentacles sluts around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:12:17 2017 No.16706925 >>16706915 Doppel Ganger Potion for her of course, because then it'll be triplets. And are you challenging me? Think I can't take all that anubutt at once? I'll prove you wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:13:19 2017 No.16706931 >>16706925 Pussy, I bet you couldn't handle 100 waifu butts in one session.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:13:27 2017 No.16706932 >>16706688 I've seen too many of these lately.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:14:47 2017 No.16706940 >>16706931 How about I just have a constant stream of doppel ganger potions showering my waifu until I have infinite anubutt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:16:32 2017 No.16706948 Dragon Zombies make great wives anon! They're lewd, soft and cuddly! And who doesn't love simple minded girls? They're just the cutest!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:16:35 2017 No.16706949 >>16706940 If you put you dick inside of her it will be pleasure time infinite. You will most likely kill her by making her brain explode.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:18:14 2017 No.16706952 >>16706948 This post reeks of formaldehyde and Worcestershire sauce.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:19:03 2017 No.16706955

>>16706948
Great wives? You mean the best wives!

There is nothing better in life than to wake up to a Dragon Zombie's smile every single day

She might need a bit of help to learn housewife skills but you can just hire a maid with her previous life's hoard anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:19:58 2017 No.16706962 >>16706949 Jesus Christ anon, I can just imagine that now. This must be an ahego to surpass the Demon Lord's highest level of pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:20:15 2017 No.16706964 >>16706948 There's already a dragon that's lewd soft and cuddly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:20:26 2017 No.16706966 How would your waifu react to you calling her a bad girl?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:20:52 2017 No.16706968

>>16706894
C-could a Salamander give a tail-job?>>16706924
Dragons using their breath to cook is a delicate thing if they aren't used to cooking with it. Hell, even if Sallies have slow and stable burns, you can easily fluster one while she's cooking with a kiss on the cheek and cause the flame to skyrocket and burn the food.

>There are plenty of tentacle sluts around
That there is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:21:39 2017 No.16706972 >>16706962 I don't think a mere anubutt would be able to survive that. I think it's best that you just oil up a few of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:21:52 2017 No.16706974 >>16706966 Smug grin and a slap on the ass.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:21:56 2017 No.16706975

>>16706952
Don't bully! Just love.

>>16706955
That smile is a lewd but cute smile. It is for protecting, so protect it anon. I'd love to teach a tall big Dragon Zombie house wife skills! She'd be so cute when she messes up but I wouldn't blame her.

And besides, I'd keep her old hoard around. For old time's sake. Maybe I could get her to be interested in it just a little?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:22:04 2017 No.16706977 >>16706966 She would affirm and ask me to spank her harder.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:22:14 2017 No.16706980

>>16706910
>Rata-chan is able to take you all the way to the hilt, albeit with a sizable stomach bulge
That's good, but I hope she can handle the cumflating I plan on giving her. She needs to know just how big she's gonna get when I inevitably knock her up.
>the next day, everyone except for Rata's succubus friend is wondering why she's in a wheelchair looking so happy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:22:54 2017 No.16706981 >>16706966 calls me captain obvious followed by rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:23:02 2017 No.16706982 >>16706964 Anon. I'm sure you understand that there is no pleasure in life more heavenly than having a Dragon Zombie and Jabberwock Onee san. What did give for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:23:30 2017 No.16706984 File: 288 KB, 824x615, gazer sud sm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another wife commission has finished, and it is good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:23:51 2017 No.16706987 >>16706966 Why would I do that? That's exactly what she wants!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:24:20 2017 No.16706989 File: 128 KB, 1000x1000, 1488753322941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16706966 Too many goddamn waifu questionnaires, tone it down already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:25:06 2017 No.16706992 >>16706984 That looks like an area from Dork Soles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:25:34 2017 No.16706994 >>16706989 How does your waifu react to you refusing to answer waifu questionnaires?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:26:34 2017 No.16706999 >>16706972 Good point anon. >>16706966 Surprise, flustered face, astonished I'd do something like that so suddenly, then followed by confusion, then followed by rape. It's simple once you get your head around it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:27:41 2017 No.16707002 >>16706989 >Quiet monotone Kuudere complaints about why nobody has waifu'd her yet

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:28:11 2017 No.16707004

>>16706968
Of course they can. It might be a bit weird at first, but scaly tailjobs are nice, especially if they use their sensitive underside. In the case of sallies the fire would feel extremelly hot in a lewd way, making the blood in your dick boil and making it super hard. Same things with dragon's fire, or at least that's what I imagine.

And yeah, since cooking is a delicate thing my waifu isn't up for it. My daughteru might be able to though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:28:38 2017 No.16707005 >>16706966 By bending over and asking for punishment while apoligizing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:29:21 2017 No.16707008 Fat spider ass.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:29:55 2017 No.16707012

>>16706966
Well, it depends on the context obviously. Usually though, she'd get all flushed and embarrassed, maybe she'd even wag her tail a little, as that's what I call her when we do one of our more intense sex scenarios. She'd probably ask me for a spanking after getting her all worked up like that, and I'd be happy to oblige!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:30:58 2017 No.16707018
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>>16706992
A souls game but instead of an action RPG it's a dating sim.
Fun fact, the artist actually used screenshots from Skyrim as references to ask what kind of background I wanted

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:32:44 2017 No.16707028 >>16706989 Her hair looks like a dick!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:34:37 2017 No.16707036 >>16706975 Would you hug her from behind while she did her best to cut up vegetables? >Maybe I could get her to be interested in it just a little? She might fake to love that one jewel just to make you happy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:35:27 2017 No.16707041 >>16706980 Even succufriend would stop takking away on her phone to raise an impressed eyebrow Now Rata-chan's gonna wanna come over every day after school to your house to see how much further she can get without passing out!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:37:06 2017 No.16707046

>>16707036
Damn right I would! I'd tell her I'm so proud of her and later eat those exact same veggies, telling her how tasty they are.

>She might fake to love that one jewel just to make you happy

I just don't want her to lose interest in what meant a lot to her, there's probably a lot of memorable things in there. I'd try my hardest and it would be easiest to start with the things that look pretty for her. Like if I put a pretty crown on her head she might like it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:37:09 2017 No.16707047 >>16704801 Is that some sort of super acorn or a regular one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:37:50 2017 No.16707052 File: 122 KB, 1200x625, 1458885578002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707018 That's a neat detail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:37:57 2017 No.16707054 >>16707047 I sure hope it's magical.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:38:35 2017 No.16707058 >>16707047 Going by the descriptions we've seen of flora and fauna in the MGE, it's likely the former.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:38:49 2017 No.16707060 >>16707018 Are you implying Dark Souls isn't a dating sim?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:39:18 2017 No.16707064 I want to ask a Ratatoskr if she want's to buy some hot nuts!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:39:36 2017 No.16707065 File: 274 KB, 748x1069, 1424972553336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This place is a mess, someone ought to clean it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:41:17 2017 No.16707071 >>16706984 looks great

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:42:39 2017 No.16707077 >>16707065 I vote a certain dork.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:43:03 2017 No.16707083 >>16707077 A certain dork?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:43:53 2017 No.16707084 >>16707083 You know who.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:44:53 2017 No.16707087 >>16707036 >>16707046 >Slow thinking Dragon Zombie wife you have to teach to do basic housewife things Why is this so hot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:45:11 2017 No.16707090 File: 2.14 MB, 1266x1320, yuuko-san.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monster girls with hime cuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:45:36 2017 No.16707094 >>16707084 I don't know any dorks who are into cleaning up derelict shrines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:47:40 2017 No.16707108 >>16706688 >Demon Waifu >Divine Power Immunity Nice, nice. >Me >Primordial Fire Manipulation So I'm a Dark Souls Pyromancer?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:50:50 2017 No.16707118

>>16707004
Oh God, now I can only think about her being more proactive than usual due to me being too tired and plunging her long hot tongue down my mouth while wrapping her tail around my member and pouring extra-virgin olive oil into the tail onahole and slowly pumping with the heat going to the very core of my penis as the soft coils under her tail smoothly sliding and tightly hug it while she whispers how much she loves me in my ears.

In regards to cooking, I'd try to get my daughterus grills and pans so they can learn how to fiddle around with their tails to make a good grilled salmon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:52:43 2017 No.16707128 File: 408 KB, 800x625, 54c3006d856d743a7f25559152a46276.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's it called when they're kuudere, but angry looking? That's my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:55:18 2017 No.16707140 >>16707128 a cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:57:18 2017 No.16707150 >>16707140 Impregnated?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:58:22 2017 No.16707153 >>16706989 Plot twist: It was a Ratatoskr posting the waifu questionnaires from the very beginning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:59:01 2017 No.16707158 >>16707153 We've gone past the point of no return. Let's keep going and see what happens.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:03:36 2017 No.16707188

>>16707153
>this entire time us waifufags have been giving out our info to a bunch of horny monstergirls who know were depressed
>each one of us has at least a few hundred of our waifu's species out for us
>tfw we've given out all that info
>tfw waifu knows everything too

Its now WAIFU VS THE WORLD.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:03:56 2017 No.16707190

>>16707118
That's normally how sex with my dragon wife goes. Remember to also give her butt a spank.

I doubt my waifu would have the care and skills to cook really proper food. My daughteru though would be perfect for it. Not only she is calm and colected, she also has an array of spices to use due to messing with plants. My daughteru is going to be a cook!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:04:30 2017 No.16707195 >>16707118 cooking is one the few things I genuinely enjoy, so I would definitely cook for my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:04:45 2017 No.16707199 >>16707188 It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking in a total awe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:05:47 2017 No.16707204 How do you write a story?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:06:25 2017 No.16707206 >>16707204 It was a dark and stormy night...

>>	Jiub Mon Mar 13 13:07:11 2017 No.16707208 >>16707204 Even last night's storm couldn't wake you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:07:22 2017 No.16707212 >>16707195 My waifu can't even cook properly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:08:06 2017 No.16707215 >>16707208 Fuck off Jiub why are you even on this boat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:11:54 2017 No.16707229 >>16707064 I want to tell her THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:12:16 2017 No.16707235 >>16707229 Read that in Broderick's voice, I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:12:53 2017 No.16707238 >>16707229 That'll be FIVE DOLLARS BABY, you want FRIES WITH THAT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:12:57 2017 No.16707239 >>16707212 Can icy MGs like yuki-onnas cook hot food?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:14:32 2017 No.16707246 >>16706851 >"hug" his body Explain further

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:14:55 2017 No.16707247 >>16707239 they can only bake buns in ovens

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:15:58 2017 No.16707251 >>16707204 >Imagine something interesting happening >Describe it >Also describe what leads to the thing and what it results in

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:17:02 2017 No.16707260

>>16707204
Simple expansion
Take few lines or a bare bones green text and expand the fuck out of the lines to make paragraphs.
For example
>Barry was a man who like to fish
>Barry found a ryu bathing in the river
>The became friends
>He accidentally touches her reverse scale
>Wild smut
>now there married and he cooks her fish once a week.

Now expand that, write a tad more about Barry's life or why the ryu bathes in the river and so on and so forth.
That's how i do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:18:08 2017 No.16707262 >>16707246 In other words, wrap her arms around his waist and molest his butt with her paws while she sucks him off. That counts as a hug right?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:19:15 2017 No.16707266

>>16707190
Firm gropes throughout the session, with a swift smack at the end.

I'm kinda glad my waifu could cook pretty well, but I'm not sure how my oldest daughteru would feel about it since INT is her dump stat.
>>16707195
There's something relaxing about grilling up a piece of meat on a grill

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:19:32 2017 No.16707270 >>16707262 Everything is a hug to Yetis, even "hugging" her fluff tunnel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:21:03 2017 No.16707281 >>16707260 Not him, but I kinda want a story out of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:26:40 2017 No.16707299 File: 113 KB, 1060x798, 1402368227102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jiiii~

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:27:11 2017 No.16707303

>>16707188
We are the chosen ones, born of the divine. We are shaped in the image of our great mastahs, born to serve. We are warriors, wise-women, mothers, and this is the time of our ordeal. The Great Silence, where we will prove ourselves worthy to join with the immaculate mastahs, and hear their moans once again.

It took years to leave the abyss of our spawning, decades to reap the wisdom of our first quarry. We have lingered quietly on the shadows for centuries, skulking among darkened ships and caves, seeking the sparks of truth, seeking our birthright.
And always we hunger for more.

The time has come. Our numbers increase daily. We can wait no longer for the great mastahs.
This world is unworthy of it's men. Overrun by ignorant, arrogant slavs, mindless insects, pompous lizards, chattering apes and blaspheming rebels. It is time to teach them all their place in the great scheme.

As was commanded, so it shall be done. We will sweep all in our path. In the darkness of this world, we will forge an empire of light. We will find the Mastahs, wherever they are hiding, we will end their solitude and become their wives once again.

Born of slime, born of lust, born of chaos. Born of Love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:30:13 2017 No.16707313 >>16707303 nani?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:30:32 2017 No.16707314 >>16707303 tl;dr I think it has something to do with a shoggoth that's using a computer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:30:40 2017 No.16707315 >>16707303 Hard cut to Anon in his boxers drinking a brewski in front of his computer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:30:49 2017 No.16707317 >>16707299 How come swimsuits are so lewd?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:33:10 2017 No.16707323 >>16707266 I prefer to cook for my waifu and use her as a test subject. Though eating from time to time things that she cooked would be nice too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:38:34 2017 No.16707345 >>16707323 Well, I'd give my waifu breaks from the kitchen so she can relax for awhile on the couch and cuddle on if the daughterus. Still doesn't change what her favorite meal is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:39:55 2017 No.16707349 >>16707041 Dammit why do I want that succubus to give me an interested handjobs and footjobs without looking away from her phone, or letting me rub my dick anywhere on her body while she watches tv or reads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:45:00 2017 No.16707357 >>16707317 It's the way they glisten when they get wet and enhance the contrast of her curves.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:45:06 2017 No.16707358

>>16707345
I can see myself cooking lunch while my waifu exercises with my daughteru. They would be out playing in the courtyard and I would say that the lunch's ready, making the two flying lizards come and hoard the food in their stomach. It sounds so comfy it hurts.

What is her favorite meal, anon? I think I know what it is you lewd bastard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:46:00 2017 No.16707364 >>16707349 >uninterested handjobs and footjobs without looking away from her phone, or letting me rub my dick anywhere on her body while she watches tv or reads. muh fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:46:12 2017 No.16707365 Goblin Queen, Goblin Queen wherever you are, take this anon away from Terra!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:47:20 2017 No.16707371 >>16707349 Because you are a degenerate. I bet you would like if she sighted and complained in a monotone or annoyed voice that she is dirty after you finished.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:47:37 2017 No.16707373

>>16707349
>Distractubus gives a vigorous amazing handjob while scrolling through her phone bored
>Splooge all over her hair and face causing her to sigh and roll her eyes even as she switches to deep, heavily squeezing pumps to make sure every last glob comes out
>blows a bubble with her bubblegum before snapping her fingers and pointing down to her feet for you to use next, all the while takking away

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:49:19 2017 No.16707379 >>16707371 >>16707373 hnnnnng

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:49:49 2017 No.16707381

>>16707188

>If you head outside you'll get the attention of any members of your waifu's species
>Depending on the species it might turn out in many different ways. From flirting and seduction to more aggressive tactics.
>Sometimes they fight among themselves over you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:50:24 2017 No.16707382 >>16707365 >AWW >That's not it. >Where'd he learn that rubbish? It doesn't even start with "I wish".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:50:49 2017 No.16707386 >>16707379 No matter how many grunts or moans you let out, at most she would look at you with a bored face and ask if you are done yet. She has important things to do later.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:51:04 2017 No.16707387

>>16707364
I didn't even know I had this fetish until now, I mean I've seen it before and jacked off to it because it hit other fetishes but I didn't know I wanted this specifically.
>>16707371
I would too actually.
>>16707373
Fuck, I just fapped, though I guess that would matter to a succubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:53:00 2017 No.16707390 >>16707364 Only handjob I like better is when her face is touching yours staring at you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:54:13 2017 No.16707395 >>16707386 Good lord she's perfect. Does she mind if I tell people she's my girlfriend? How do I win her over?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:55:23 2017 No.16707401 File: 727 KB, 785x1000, 61804867_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707390 Make that a kuu or angry stare and you've got a deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:55:26 2017 No.16707402 File: 1.25 MB, 1241x1754, 86da593d5d3abad3276c193489b2734a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How human like do you prefer your automatons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:56:35 2017 No.16707404 >>16707395 I don't know anon. She might need some cash soon. She'll keep up with your fantasies if you pay for the right price. Maybe something nice will happen along the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:58:02 2017 No.16707407 File: 388 KB, 1024x600, 1489234253379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707402 How they are in their profile art really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:58:17 2017 No.16707408 >>16707382 Did you know our waifus can live within us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:59:08 2017 No.16707412 >>16707404 I'll do it! I'll take the money I've been saving up to help her out! I've always wanted a succubus girlfriend, especially such a hottie like her! Hopefully it does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:59:32 2017 No.16707414 >>16707402 Very. Like 2B.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 13:59:55 2017 No.16707417 >>16707373 That would work with a Kej too; jerking you off expertly with her hair while being bored and using her computer or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:01:02 2017 No.16707422 >>16707390 Would you stare back into her eyes or at her breasts, smooshed together by her arms as she double-fists your dick within thrusting distance of her crotch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:01:13 2017 No.16707423 >>16707402 The furthest I'd want to go is something like Aigis or Ori. I do love robutt, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:02:21 2017 No.16707426 >>16707417 The ultimate bored handjob would be some sort of a mage that could use her magic to do it. Maybe even a Lich for ultimate laziness. She could pump you dry with her magic and then fly the cum into her womb to cumflate herself.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:02:46 2017 No.16707428

>>16707412
Good good. Because you are being so nice to her she might even pretend to enjoying getting you off, but her voice would have such a bored tone and she might stop midway because she doesn't even care. At dates she wouldn't even look at your face too much, just look and tap at her phone.

She can whoever give you a handjob while she focuses on the movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:04:32 2017 No.16707436 >>16707428 what happens if i take the phone off her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:04:51 2017 No.16707437 >>16707414 I want to impregnate 2B.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:06:25 2017 No.16707440 >>16707428 Gah, I'm so lucky! I wonder if she'd let me kiss her cheek after a date once!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:06:33 2017 No.16707442 >>16707436 Not only you get a pissy succubus but she'll stomp your dick next time you decide to use her foot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:07:52 2017 No.16707444 >>16707440 You need to talk to her friend Rata-chan and find out what she's into. I bet that squirrel keeps all sorts of info on her friends.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:08:10 2017 No.16707447
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>>16707402
KC automatons are just about perfect but this level of robotic is good too.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2999053

On a slightly related note, have pages on gelbooru disappeared for anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:08:49 2017 No.16707450 >>16707440 A kiss in the cheek? I can see the disgust flashing on her face for a few seconds, but she'll do it for the money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:09:26 2017 No.16707456 >>16707437 You could always have your automaton wife look like her. Automatons look very customizable and able to look like any 2D female character you want

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:11:39 2017 No.16707463 >>16707450 Gee, I'd be running out of money pretty fast with her then. Still, worth it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:12:36 2017 No.16707464 >>16707447 Holy shit, those are horrifying. What the fuck is that style.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:13:07 2017 No.16707468 >>16707447 Those look uncanny as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:13:44 2017 No.16707471 >>16707468 He's done a video or two, and trust me they look much better in motion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:14:31 2017 No.16707474 >>16707463 Oh no, the kiss would be part of the package. It's a little bonus for you treating her to some food and accessories. Though if you still wanna have her pretend to be your girlfriend you would still have to pay for all the dates.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:16:03 2017 No.16707478 >>16707381 >tfw dragon waifu >now there is manya dragons wanting to add me to their hoard >tfw only wanted to be loved and wanted >though i never said how much of either. Be careful of what you wish for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:17:06 2017 No.16707484 File: 2.81 MB, 1740x2100, 1471851440028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But are we slaves to the new black gold?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:18:23 2017 No.16707490 >>16707468 They look better in motion as the other guy said, check the link and his tag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:19:21 2017 No.16707493 >>16707478 There are many dragonfags out there. They would have quite the selection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:19:58 2017 No.16707496 >>16707484 I'd be a slave to her onahole attachment, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:21:10 2017 No.16707502 >>16707471 >>16707490 I've seen them in motion and they still look awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:22:16 2017 No.16707508 Giving a Dragon/Reptile eggs must be the happiest thing you could do. Just imagining them being very possessive and protective of the egg is just too cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:23:15 2017 No.16707512 File: 615 KB, 1273x1800, ec99589306172ff18a5b24c31ee94504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More Victoria shenanigans after a month and a half http://pastebin.com/h8gGW2eV

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:23:17 2017 No.16707513 >>16707508 Imagine how much they would cuddle that egg especially since dragon eggs are really rare.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:25:24 2017 No.16707520 >>16707513 Ganna give a Dragon Zombie all the eggs!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:26:06 2017 No.16707522 File: 49 KB, 271x439, 1487334179198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707365 >>16707382 They'll show Anon a good time.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:26:09 2017 No.16707523

>>16707508
>>16707513
Just imagine what it's like for the guys in this thread who have Mayadere dragon waifus
>Your wife is conquering tyrant who's subjugated entire kingdoms with power and charisma.
>And she's currently squealing passed out on the floor because the first thing her daughteru did after crawling out of her egg was to nuzzle her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:26:12 2017 No.16707524 >>16707512 Shenanigans? But I was going to fap!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:27:11 2017 No.16707527 >>16707447 Check out that dude's pixiv. Lew slut bots for days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:29:00 2017 No.16707534 >>16707520 You will need insane luck and thing from tentacle forest to get that. Not only she is a dragon but she is also undead. >>16707523 I would probably have an heart attack too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:29:07 2017 No.16707536 >>16707523 Truly the most feared predator in the land.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:29:35 2017 No.16707537

>>16707520
A Dragon Zombie must be insanely hard to impregnate
But if you manage to give on an egg you will witness the most overly protective of all mothers

>Fly tries to land on her egg
>She goes on a rampage and destroys every insect habitat in a 100 miles radius
>Thunder startles her while she was hugging her egg
>She takes flight and begins to wrestle with the sky

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:29:55 2017 No.16707541 >>16707522 >Shortstack Goblin Queen and her minions take anon away to their lair >He spends the rest of his days with his dick between at least one pair of jiggly goblin tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:30:52 2017 No.16707544 >>16707534 >>16707537 It's a good thing she's got alot of stamina. I'm going to make a promise now to never stop until I give her an egg!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:33:36 2017 No.16707555 >>16706097 >>16706099 >>16706120 Wow, those are pretty nice. >>16706185 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:34:06 2017 No.16707556 >>16707527 Been a fan of his pixiv for a while, it's just easier to link to gelbooru since it doesn't require an account. Wish he would stop with the boat sluts and go back to robutts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:34:12 2017 No.16707557 >>16707544 And so, anon begins to do almost the impossible. I think you would have a greater chance if you went with her to get the DL's blessing and then the child tree or whatever. Doing it the normal way would be impossibe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:35:03 2017 No.16707560 >>16707541 Dance, magic dance!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:36:30 2017 No.16707565 File: 1.18 MB, 2000x2127, 61885920_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On the subject of shortstacks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:36:47 2017 No.16707566 >>16707557 Whatever it takes to give her a cute little egg!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:26 2017 No.16707570

>>16707204
Imagine a simple scenario and go off from there by expanding it and adding some side things at times.

For example;
>MC Drinking with an Oni, but waking up after passing out to find the Oni and his Dragon companion in bed with him
>Expand
>He now goes about his day until he has to do the drinking bit, and interacts with other characters like the Nerd and his Mummy or etc

Works for me. Especially if the story is about something simple or comedic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:33 2017 No.16707572 >>16707565 Nice buns

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:37:42 2017 No.16707575 >>16707565 Too damn big. She looks like she'll fall over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:38:56 2017 No.16707577 >>16707566 On your quest you would meet many anons with daughterus and that would only make your waifu even more excited. It's a nice quest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:40:18 2017 No.16707582 >>16707575 >Too damn big ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:40:23 2017 No.16707583 >>16707575 That tail keeps her balanced.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:40:23 2017 No.16707584

>>16707544
She will only half understand what you actually mean but that will make her the happiest dragon ever regardless

You should still take small breaks and go to sleep every night, I know it's hard to refuse 24/7 sex with a cute Dragon Zombie but if you indulge that hard you will become love crazed and forget about everything but her

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:41:11 2017 No.16707588 File: 988 KB, 1697x1099, 13574539435453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707577 I like the episode where they melt the snow to help Whitehorn-san who's stuck in the snow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:42:10 2017 No.16707595 >>16707588 White-Horns melt my heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:42:16 2017 No.16707596 >>16707588 >that look on her face I think she's melting all on her own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:44:06 2017 No.16707600 >>16707565 Wonderful >>16707575 You don't get the point of shortstacks I see

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:44:55 2017 No.16707602 >>16707584 I'll make sure to take breaks. But my devotion to make her the happiest Dragon in the world will never die! >>16707577 I can just imagine a simple minded Dragon Zombie visiting a Nursery and singing songs with the daughterus there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:46:19 2017 No.16707607 >>16707600 Nah, I get it, I just don't like it. I prefer full loli, or full motherly type. Not something between the two. Besides, even for short stacks, that's a bit excessive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:47:07 2017 No.16707611 File: 135 KB, 392x500, 1449747849383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've come to terms with the fact that my writing will always suck. Does that mean I should learn to draw for reals?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:48:27 2017 No.16707619 >>16707611 I've come to realise that aswell about my writing. But I don't mind if it's bad, I just like writing and sharing ideas with the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:04 2017 No.16707621 >>16707611 No, just write a lot of bad stuf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:17 2017 No.16707622 >>16707611 Hey, don't go giving up now anon! You know that a Leanan Sidhe would tell you to keep trying! And maybe offer to be your onahole in return.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:32 2017 No.16707623 >>16707611 It's much easier to write than draw bub

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:49:44 2017 No.16707624 >>16707619 >>16707621 >>16707622 Well that was unexpected. More shitty stories then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:50:22 2017 No.16707629 >>16707624 If you keep trying you'll eventually make something good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:50:39 2017 No.16707631 >>16707611 No. Keep writing, monkey. One day you'll manage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:51:37 2017 No.16707635 >>16707588 Do you imagine after hearing about how that Whitehorn and an anon hooked up, some MGs would pretend to be in trouble to get their own?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:51:41 2017 No.16707636 >>16707631 A thousand Kakuens with a thousand typewriters!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:51:51 2017 No.16707638 >>16707611 You should do what you like most

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:51:56 2017 No.16707639 If an Oni offers to play twister with you. Don't do it. For your own safety.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:36 2017 No.16707642 File: 150 KB, 420x700, 52583154_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707607 >not wanting your own little vulpine Hostaur stand-in

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:36 2017 No.16707643 >>16707639 I want to play twister with a big fox.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:40 2017 No.16707644 >>16707611 Git gud

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:46 2017 No.16707645 >>16707639 I don't twist anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:52:59 2017 No.16707647 >>16707582 Boobs≧head is shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:23 2017 No.16707651 >>16707636 Wouldn't get anything done, since they would be too busy masturbating. That is what I had in mind, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:26 2017 No.16707652 >>16707647 Says you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:32 2017 No.16707653 >>16707639 Nope, I'll do it. I've done it with krakens and I'll do it with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:38 2017 No.16707654 >>16707565 That's the ideal build for me, she's big in all the right places.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:53:50 2017 No.16707656 >>16707636 Sounds like something I want for a business. Eventually one of those Kakuens will come up with something good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:54:29 2017 No.16707661 >>16707639 You shouldn't do it with Tentacles, Krakens and Slimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:55:39 2017 No.16707669 >>16707661 >>16707653 No anons! She just wants to get over you so she can engulf you in her tentacles!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:56:07 2017 No.16707673 >>16707512 Good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:56:24 2017 No.16707674 >>16707642 Heck yes >>16707647 Heck no

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:57:46 2017 No.16707678 >>16707623 Amen.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:58:00 2017 No.16707680
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>>16707647
Nigga that's the damn starting point
Not even the starting point in the case of shortstacks
>>16707642
Now THIS is a shortstack, a damn fine one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:58:11 2017 No.16707682 >>16707607 What if I love both loli bodies and shortstacks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:59:10 2017 No.16707687 >>16707669 You won't stop me. I'll do it with Kraken twins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:59:30 2017 No.16707690 >>16707680 Now that's an impressive Dollarham.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 14:59:55 2017 No.16707692 >>16707687 Kraken octoplets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:42 2017 No.16707700 >>16707692 I'll need a big board for this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:48 2017 No.16707702 File: 1.01 MB, 1000x1300, 38641254_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707687 >Kraken twin onee-sans Dear god can you imagine, that Onee-Sabbath sorority chapter is gonna be filled with boys wanting to stay at their sleepovers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:00:49 2017 No.16707703 I've always disliked dancing and even the idea of dancing or asked to dance, but there's something really appealing to me now about taking dance lessons with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:02:00 2017 No.16707711 >>16707700 Fight on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:02:55 2017 No.16707717 >>16707652 Say common sense and proportions

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:03:22 2017 No.16707721 >>16707692 >Anon tries to play Twister with lewd Kraken octuplets. >Ends up with his dick wrapped in their tentacles with his head squished between eight pairs of tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:03:45 2017 No.16707724 >>16707702 You know what? I'll even play spin the bottle with those two and give each tentacle a turn. >>16707711 I will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:05:40 2017 No.16707734 >>16707717 >monstergirl thread >wants realism

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:06:47 2017 No.16707740

>>16707702
Onee sabbath sleep overs sound so heavenly.

>Pick your Onee san or bring your own
>This is your Onee san forever but you can still have fun and play games with the other onee sans and otoutos
>pillow fights
>Pillow forts and fighting
>Pizza
>Video games
>cuddling
>Movies

It's just so perfect.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:08:10 2017 No.16707745

>>16707721
Just imagine the constant undulating. Squishy slick flesh pressing from all sides, your dick getting jostled and jerked every which way while every inch of your body is tugged at and wrapped up three times over. There'd be no way to see anything but you could maybe make out the muffled giggles and teasings of them all as they utterly smother you. Shit, nice as they are it would actually be a legitimate breathing hazard, you better hope they have good self control or you might just suffocate.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:08:20 2017 No.16707746

>>16707358
Sorry for the lateness, but in my case, days where I cook would be like grilling while my waifu watches my two oldest showing the other three how to properly do stuff with swords while tanning on a lounge chair. Strong girls need their protein after all.

>spoiler
I don't know what you're talking about, it would just be some fun alone time in the backyard while she gets her fill. Don't ask how a volcanic cave house would have a sunny backyard, I haven't thought much about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:09:25 2017 No.16707748 >>16707740 Don't forget tons of sex!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:10:57 2017 No.16707755 >>16707748 Oh of course! When the lights go out, all manners of heavy breathing and Otouto whimpers can be heard. And as foreplay, there's always 7 minutes in heaven.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:11:37 2017 No.16707757

>>16707740
It is quite fantastic. I love the idea of each different species of MG that would inhabit an Onee Sabbath sorority acting a bit different to suit your needs.
I wonder if when you order pizza at one of the sleepovers whether they'd try to convince the delivery girl to join in.
>>16707748
>>16707755
Wonderful!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:13:03 2017 No.16707761 >>16706395 Oh wow, nicely done. Thank you, anon.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:13:05 2017 No.16707762

>>16707740
>>16707748
>>16707755
Do Onee-Sabbath girls ever fight over a 'free agent' otouto? I mean I imagine there's plenty of play fighting that leads to lewdly getting squished between them when they go braless in tanktops, but do you think sometimes actual arguments over otouto assignments break out?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:14:39 2017 No.16707765

>>16707762
>Arguing or giving off bad vibes in an Onee Sabbath sorority
That's a serious, serious offense. It would be like a loli trying to act or look older in the regular Sabbath.
They'd probably quietly be pulled aside and disciplined by the... whoever runs chapters of the Onee Sabbath. I'm not sure.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:16:51 2017 No.16707775

>>16707757
>"Hey want eternal happiness and a Otouto?"

How could an MG resist?

>>16707762
The Onee Sabbath is a place of happiness and comfy, no arguments unless it's braless tanktop Otouto squishing "arguments". Every girl gets a Otouto, that's all that matters to them.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:17:27 2017 No.16707780

>>16707746
Oh, don't worry about it. That sounds very nice, I bet you and your waifu would keep dropping hits about you cooking your meat on her while the sallies play around.

And there it is, I knew you would lewd her up. Also, that's a funny place to live in, but it makes sense.
On my case, even thought dragon waifu and all of that we would still live in a house on the open fields, possibly near a town or village of sorts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:18:20 2017 No.16707781 File: 99 KB, 700x1200, 1485571052039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707748 >>16707755 And lactation stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:18:30 2017 No.16707783 >>16707762 >braless in tanktops Oh shit.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:18:56 2017 No.16707786

>>16707757
>I wonder if when you order pizza at one of the sleepovers whether they'd try to convince the delivery girl to join in.
They probably try to tempt her with one of the free Otoutos.
Just imagine a Cheshire Pizza girl breaking down and dragging her new Otouto to the bathroom to suck his dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:20:09 2017 No.16707793 >>16707786 Tis the beauty of the Onee sabbath. >>16707781 Plenty of nursing and nursing handjobs for the Otoutos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:20:41 2017 No.16707795 >>16707781 That seems more like Mommy territory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:21:06 2017 No.16707796 >>16707781 The Milk Magician!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:23:14 2017 No.16707809

>>16707775
>>16707786
>"Boss! It's Chesh. Yeah, I quit. Yep. Nope! Keep it. I gots me a new favorite hobby. Buh bye!"
>"Now, where were we, fufu... I'm gonna get used to this..."
Happy endings for everyone, in more than one way.
>>16707783
Of course, it's the standard Onee-San outfit. All in bright babydoll colors, with a set of matching bootyshorts or spats

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:24:46 2017 No.16707817 >>16707611 Nah, you'll probably just suck at both.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:24:53 2017 No.16707818
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>>16707795
Maybe a Holst Onee sneaks it in with her Otouto in a side room. Just like how it's not a realm of Poseidon but Mershark and Kraken Onee sneak their guys out to the ocean behind the house for some fun at the beach.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:26:36 2017 No.16707825 Meanwhile, the Baphomet in charge of the local Sabbath is furiously tapping her foot watching all the festivities at the Onee-Sabbath house from a distance

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:26:48 2017 No.16707826

>>16707809
That uniform is hot!

The Onee sabbath makes me feel warm inside, just imagining myself being cuddled by my Jabberwock oneesan while plenty of other anons are enjoying their onee sans around me in the sorority. Some playing video games, some grooming their big sister's hair, some having pillow fights, and some just chilling out on their onee san's lap while she whispers reassuring things into their ears coupled with head strokes!

The Onee sabbath is too pure for this world.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:26:52 2017 No.16707827
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>>16707809
Anon stop. You do know that tanktops and spats are my weakness, right? I don't even like Onee-sans that much other than kraken, but if one showed up like that I would die.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:34:40 2017 No.16707852

>>16707827
Well at least go to one of their volleyball games or cheerleading performances before you judge em. Maybe one of the more muscle-oriented Onee-Onis can show you how she wears hers for lifting competitions? The best part of the Onee-Sabbath is variety I'd say.
It would be nice, soft material too. And in those quiet moments you could hear it brushing against her skin when she slowly rolls over while laying down to look at you.
There's plenty of room there to bring a girl to have her join and reap the benefits, is all I'm sayin.
>>16707826
That's the spirit. I know I'd be out in the pool chilling with Kraken and Titania Onees checkin out their swimsuits and lazily drifting around on top of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:34:54 2017 No.16707853 File: 209 KB, 621x900, 1481767204322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707818 >that shark oh man am I feeling it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:35:11 2017 No.16707857 >>16707825 >"Why are all the boys going to those stupid fucking cows and not us?" >Maybe it's because we're generally terrible people? >"No, that can't be it."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:36:30 2017 No.16707864 >>16707857 >"What do they have that we don't?!" >"Ti-" >"Don't you dare say 'tits'." >"...Uh, n-not sure boss."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:36:55 2017 No.16707867 >>16707827 >volleyball games or cheerleading Stop reading there because my boner broke my table. Guess I would have no choice other than to play with an onee-san or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:37:58 2017 No.16707875 >>16707852 >>16707867 As you can see, dick is taking direct control.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:37:59 2017 No.16707873 >>16707818 Would the Onee-Sabbath host wet t-shirt contests, or is that too lewd?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:39:39 2017 No.16707882 >>16707857 Why the fuck do people like lolis when normal girls, older sisters, CC and milfs exists?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:40:05 2017 No.16707883 >>16707882 Because different tastes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:41:40 2017 No.16707892 File: 142 KB, 600x600, c5317034ffb3486ac06b05cfc0fc2c7b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Onee-wank hour

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:42:08 2017 No.16707893 >>16707852 >Onee sabbath pool parties Go on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:43:09 2017 No.16707896 File: 314 KB, 920x1114, 1484109222102.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707867 Go team!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:43:12 2017 No.16707897 >>16707892 Come on anon. I just want to enjoy the Onee sabbath with other anons, and it's nice to imagine me and my Big Sister at the onee sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:44:40 2017 No.16707902 >>16707896 All I have to do is not imagine wolfus/foxes nee-sans with a naughty face and spread legs and I should be good. I can resist the onee-sans probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:46:14 2017 No.16707910 File: 500 KB, 957x1333, 74d34cbb7c76385ec42839dbb2906e77.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707893 >>16707852 Imagine all those older women luring younger men into relationships

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:46:25 2017 No.16707911 >>16707902 >he thinks he can resist the fox and wolfu onee sans You can try anon, but soon enough you'll be smothered in Big Sister tats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:46:43 2017 No.16707913 >>16707897 Onee fascination is something I don't and probably never will understand. Why would you want a sister figure over a proper wife? Is it some I-want-to-be-the-shota shit? Maybe I don't watch enough generic anime, I don't know.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:47:42 2017 No.16707918

>>16707875
It happens. It's understandable.
>>16707893
It would be a rainbow of bikinis and one pieces of all colors and varieties. Some chill party music, an Orc Onee working the grill and sneaking extra ribs to her man, all the girls a bit tipsy from the alcohol the Satyros brought. Both the pool and the hot tub goin on, some girls just floating lazily with their Otoutos, others bouncing a beachball around for fun, some of the more energetic ones getting on each others shoulders and wrestling resulting in tops flying off.
Just a real chill time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:48:03 2017 No.16707919 >>16707910 The sorority probably has to order barrels of lotion considering how much onee san's will want to have their Otouto put lotion on their backs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:48:19 2017 No.16707921 >>16707913 It ain't for everyone, no worries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:49:52 2017 No.16707925 >>16707911 God if they moved around those fluffy tails of theirs. No, I'll resist no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:50:13 2017 No.16707926 >>16707913 Well anon, a lot of otoutos have their own reasoning why they love it. Personally for me it's very hard to put into words. I just love the Onee sabbath and my Onee San!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:50:57 2017 No.16707932 >>16707913 I actually just want to fuck older girls.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:51:07 2017 No.16707933 [SPOILER]

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How would you deal with your MG waifu passing away after waking up from being cryogenically frozen?

Now that I think about this that would be a fitting way for Mrs. Freeze's saga to end with her dying and her frozen husband eventually cured and woken up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:51:31 2017 No.16707937 >>16707918 The Onee sabbath just sounds so comfy and fun.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:51:46 2017 No.16707938

>>16707902
>>16707925
Fluffy tail pom-poms shaking back and forth in unison with too small skirts, one of them turning back to wink at you knowing you're not watching the game at all and instead focusing on her, giving her hips an extra wiggle just to see your reaction.
An all too common occurrence at such events.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:52:13 2017 No.16707940

>>16707780
Knowing her, she'd probably pull her chair a little closer to graze her tail against my legs and progressively start speaking in way that could compete with a Mad Hatter's. She might even go far enough to press her breast against my back and say something lewd and play it off by kissing me on the cheek so the daughterus don't notice.
>And there it is. I knew you would lewd her up
Well, uh, I mean...

Anyways, the nice thing about the house caveit's literally a wooden house in a cave is that it might end up housing some underground volcanic springs. Take the waifu down there and have some alone time in the dark while being illuminated by some light flames from her tail. If I want a backyard I can just handwave a huge skylight in the cavern.
Also, I'm kinda sure that Dragons would love a place with open skies so they can stretch their wings

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:52:46 2017 No.16707945 >>16707932 For them. But you're not an onee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:53:25 2017 No.16707950 >>16707913 Something like >>16707932 But I like the whole 'nice sorority girl' angle too. As with all things it's just a kink for some people for different reasons, nothing to hora about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:53:37 2017 No.16707951 >>16707913 It's the fetish about women older than yourself, who are assertive, usually aggressive and sometimes dominant. Can have shotas but not necessarily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:53:41 2017 No.16707952 >>16707933 I'm not sure, but undead fags don't have to worry, if they freeze their waifu and thaw them out, nothing happens. They just get chilly and are in need of a hug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:53:48 2017 No.16707953 >>16707945 was for >>16707937

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:54:24 2017 No.16707955 >>16707938 Stop!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:55:03 2017 No.16707958 >>16707933 Gotta get back Back to the past WACHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:55:16 2017 No.16707959 >>16707945 What are you trying to say?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:55:19 2017 No.16707960 >>16707955 Just decline the cookies. She'll pout, but will be fine with it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:55:31 2017 No.16707962
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>>16707913

I didn't really get it until I saw a character I liked. Even then, I mostly just like it for her. Sometimes kinks are weird that way.

I guess the dynamic it has in Akame ga Kill is why I was drawn to it. Essentially being drafted into a makeshift family of assassins would be pretty terrifying, but the presence of a self-admitted nee-san makes the process a lot easier to bear. I guess I was attracted to the vulnerability aspect, combined with someone who is there to vouch for you.

I really wish the series hadn't gone full retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:55:50 2017 No.16707965 File: 471 KB, 1200x804, 1472528422985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16707932 >>16707951 See, but when I think "forward older girl" I think CC, not Onee. Which is why I wonder where the focus and fervor over onee specifically comes from.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:56:22 2017 No.16707967 >>16707896 >Kitsune mom shows up in a cheerleader outfit to cheer for her daughter at a school function >It devolves into her just giving her husband a lap dance right there in the stands

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:56:28 2017 No.16707969 >>16706688 >Fear Aura Dragon zombie >Sound sculpting We make horror movies. I'm an excellent sound editor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:57:00 2017 No.16707971 >>16705650 Does that work on giant bugs that most assuredly can't fly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:58:36 2017 No.16707981 >>16707959 Assuming you're the guy I actually meant to quote on that post (>>16707937), what I mean is that you're gonna get treated like the "little brother" of the party. i.e. coddled, but don't expect to be taken too seriously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:58:38 2017 No.16707982 >>16707960 I can't do that. It'll make her sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:58:55 2017 No.16707983 I want to bully Glacies' mom by telling Glacies I can tell she's going to be amazingly beautiful as an adult, too, when her mom shows off her dynamite body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:59:08 2017 No.16707984 >>16707913 >Is it some I-want-to-be-the-shota shit? Not for me it's not, I absolutely hate shota content and onee-sans are still lovely.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:59:27 2017 No.16707986

>>16707965
There's still that sexual confidence with an onee-san. With a CC its a different dynamic, both in that way and others.
If a CC dressed in a tank top and short shorts and asked to play videogames with you while stroking your hair, it would have sort of a desperate 'im trying to act young because I need to get laid' air about it, whereas with an Onee its more of a confident thing and a less baggage-laden thing.
Once more yet again, its different for everyone and everyone arrives at it for different reasons, and sometimes its cool if you just don't personally get it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:00:25 2017 No.16707991 >>16707981 >but don't expect to be taken too seriously. What's that supposed to mean? Onee sans love their Otoutos with all their hearts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:01:15 2017 No.16707993 >>16707981 That's one interpretation I guess, but by no means the only one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:01:33 2017 No.16707994 >>16707611 Just keep trying different art mediums until you find one that you like doing for its own sake. Maybe even try sculpting and make a Pharaoh bust or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:01:37 2017 No.16707995 >>16707913 You don't need to be a shota to have an Onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:01:56 2017 No.16707996 >>16707965 Just how big is that Desertnukis butt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:02:36 2017 No.16707999 >>16707873 I don't see why they wouldn't. Would they literally drag me to their party if I wandered too close?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:02:40 2017 No.16708000 >>16707991 Of course they do. But they also know better than their otouto does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:03:21 2017 No.16708001 >>16707913 While I'm personally into the idea of it, there's plenty of people that don't want anything to do with shotafication and still like the idea of a nurturing older sister type

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:03:59 2017 No.16708006

>>16707940
Those springs sound comfy and romantic as fuck. If that happened to me and my lady it would be sure to end with both of us being really messy.

The field is nice because it grants them space to fly, fight and play. And being near a city would give easy acess to the market as well as daughteru interacting with some peeps. Dragon waifu can also serve as guard if any trouble maker shows up. Now I have to hop off. Bye Salamander dude, it was fun waifutalking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:04:31 2017 No.16708008 >>16707996 The perfect size for groping while she sits on your face.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:04:36 2017 No.16708009

>>16707995
This.

Onee sans are a fetish/preference for some people and aren't for others. I know it's controversial but I'm ok with shota stuff with my onee san. But you definitely don't need to be a shota to have an onee san.

The Onee sabbath is an all loving place where the girls don't judge you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:04:41 2017 No.16708010 I want to get a monstergirl pregnant. I want to come home with her cooking for 2 and a half. I want to soak in the bath with her and unwind after a hard day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:05:50 2017 No.16708011 >>16707913 It's curiosity probably. t. anon with a little sister

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:06:01 2017 No.16708014 >>16708000 Well my Big Sister is a smart girl! But if something bugged me, I'm sure she'd listen. And what you're describing doesn't sound too bad to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:06:07 2017 No.16708016 >>16708010 The good ol' Vanilla. Gotta love it. >>16707999 They'd sure as hell tempt you to, that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:06:17 2017 No.16708018 File: 32 KB, 317x272, Nope nope nope NOPE NOPE NOPE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw my image only script is opening up gelbooru images as samples >I can't fix it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:06:40 2017 No.16708019 >>16707982 I don't think you know what they do though...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:07:24 2017 No.16708023 Can Mantis and Beetle Monster Girls fly? I want to create a revolutionary Air Force of Mantis and Beetle riders. Imagine a flying mass of khepris just shooting down huge amounts of pure demon mana spheres turning lands into demon realms super quick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:07:37 2017 No.16708024 >>16708019 What they would do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:07:41 2017 No.16708025 >>16707913 It's just a preference. It's not hard to understand, it's like mangos. Some hate em some love em. It's just a preference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:09:57 2017 No.16708032 >>16708024 They temporarily make you shorter and more- physically suited to the lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:11:50 2017 No.16708036 >>16708006 Nothing but the dark and my waifu and her natural mood lighting. I wouldn't even go the road of hard lewd, just slow and steady loving for a few hours in the dark. Waifu talking is always strange but fun time. Have a nice day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:12:17 2017 No.16708039 >>16708032 Eh, being a shota is not my thing. I'm sure I can escape the mofu-nee-sans now thanks to that slip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:14:38 2017 No.16708048 >>16708039 You don't HAVE to ya know, but run while you can! They were just about to start trying on lingerie with each other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:15:52 2017 No.16708056 >>16708048 >"Otouto! Do you think this looks good on me?" I hope you're prepared for those bodies. Just whatever you do, don't pop a boner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:17:54 2017 No.16708061 >>16708048 >Lingerie Oh. >>16708056 Too late.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:18:05 2017 No.16708062 >>16708018 Use another booru.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:18:28 2017 No.16708064 >>16708056 Anon pls, the only way to get me a boner would be to try on one-piece swimsuits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:21:34 2017 No.16708076 >>16708062 But Dan is shit and doesn't have /ss/ and other stuff!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:21:53 2017 No.16708077

>>16708056
>Holst Onee comes up to you with a pouty face, holding her way-too-small bra against her tits completely untied
>"Otouto! Can you tie me up in the back please?"
>Realize when you walk behind her that the matching panties are even tighter and more ill fitting
It's a hard life, you know. So many responsibilities for your Onee-san.
>>16708061
See? They reel you back in.
>>16708064
Classy. And I'm sure there would be a couple that would want you to make sure they were fitting correctly into theirs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:22:28 2017 No.16708080 >>16708056 There's no shame in being aroused by a great body. Pitch your tent with pride.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:25:06 2017 No.16708090 >>16708077 It's very important that the chest fits, after all. You wouldn't want to squeeze the tits. You have to give them a little shake to see if they're well supported but not too tight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:25:10 2017 No.16708091 >>16708080 But what would she do if she noticed? Maybe sit on it to hide your embarrassment around the other Onees while telling you its your little... or big... secret together

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:26:34 2017 No.16708094 >>16708076 >doesn't have /ss/ >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:28:43 2017 No.16708110 >>16708076 Use better danbooru already. It's a script that lets you see all the hidden stuff without paying them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:29:59 2017 No.16708112 >>16708077 They might pull me back, but i'll escape again after I finish fapping.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:30:24 2017 No.16708115

>>16708091
>If she noticed
>If
She will notice it. She wouldn't make a big deal in front of the other girls and just play it off as it just being something that can't be helped; although, she'd definitely take me somewhere private to make sure her otouto is being properly "taken care of".

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:32:32 2017 No.16708120

>>16708115
>"Oh Otouto, it looks so big and swollen, do you want Onee-san to take care of it for you?"
And then after gulping it all down with a smiling blowjob + paizuri she says how you had so much built up and to make sure you let her 'take care of' you much more often from now on

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:37:16 2017 No.16708141 File: 124 KB, 1024x768, ev403_5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708110 >>16708094 >it doesn't work

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:38:00 2017 No.16708148 >>16708120 I want my onee san to use her lewd necklace when preforming a paizuri so she can show me the crucial step in "becoming a man"

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:38:29 2017 No.16708152

>>16708120
That sounds fantastic. She'd just wants to make sure that otouto is able to focus on his stuff without indecent thoughts bothering him all the time.
Hopefully, she doesn't learn that I can't get off unless I'm thinking about her and that's why it was so built up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:39:24 2017 No.16708154 >>16708120 >smiling blowjob + paizuri I want my Demon Waifu to wake me up like that so bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:41:26 2017 No.16708163 >>16708152 I want my onee san to suddenly bump her rear into my crotch and make sure I "accidentally" walk in on her getting dressed because she knows she's the only woman who can get me off! Also leaving dirty panties around is the ultimate trap.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:42:48 2017 No.16708168

>>16708154
It's the best way to start the day off for any MG! A boost of spirit energy in the morning makes their day so much better and is basically like breakfast for them. It's the reason morning wood exists.

So if you wake up to extreme pleasure don't fret. It's just your waifu pleasing/taking care of you, and feeding herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:44:31 2017 No.16708178 >>16708141 You need to be logged in for it to work.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:45:14 2017 No.16708182

>>16708148
It is the biggest responsibility of an Onee-san to show her Otouto how to become a man. It marks her graduation into the upper ranks of the Onee-Sabbath.
>>16708152
That, and maybe she shares a secret with you one day that it also makes her feel really good too.
>>16708163
Truly a harrowing life. How in the world is a man to survive with his purity intact in such an environment?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:46:25 2017 No.16708185 File: 191 KB, 900x1100, Japanese Operator.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708178 >it still doesn't work There's a reason why I always hated that website.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:46:56 2017 No.16708190 >>16708168 Not him, but I'm sure my waifu slide under the covers early in the morning to blow me so that I can get to work feeling relaxed and calm. Allwhile making lewd noises with her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:48:13 2017 No.16708197 >>16708168 But what if she gets too into it and keeps sucking even though I'm starting to run dry?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:48:34 2017 No.16708198

>>16708182
He doesn't. Historically no Otouto has left the Onee sabbath to create a family with his onee san a virgin.

And besides, what Otouto can resist the curves and soft voice of his onee san? I guarantee you that if your onee san made a move on you, you'd be in so much bliss you wouldn't even notice it. That's the beauty of onee sans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:51:13 2017 No.16708207 >>16708185 Huh turns out you're right, they must have changed something server side that fucked it up. This happens once in a while, the script usually gets updated quickly enough.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:51:24 2017 No.16708210

>>16708190
I'm sure my waifu would do the exact same thing before she goes to work. Hell maybe I'd get so used to it I wouldn't even wake up, I'd just make moans and faces in my sleep. And I bet that spirit energy in the morning really gets her through the day, I hope it does!

>>16708197
Then you be a champ and down that bottle of emergency Alraune Nectar!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:55:08 2017 No.16708221

>>16708163
My Onee-san would just cuddle up to me and start whispering things into my ear while stroking my hair.
If I end up twitching and getting hard, she might have to press up against my back and sliding her hands down my pants while saying that I'm too lewd for my own good.
Hopefully, she could forgive all the soiled panties

>>16708182
Well, it'd be nice if she said that before going to sleep so that I could sleep with knowing that I made her feel good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:55:09 2017 No.16708222 I want super muscled monster girls in dresses. Attitude doesn't matter, can be deredere or tomboys, or something else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:56:42 2017 No.16708226 >>16708210 That lewd demon's getting facefucked after I down that. Then I'll go cook breakfast while she gargles some mouthwash.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:58:15 2017 No.16708234

>>16708221
That just sounds perfect. Having an Onee san jerk your off while you're in her embrace, whispering lewd things in your ear.

>"I caught you sniffing my used panties earlier, anon. But don't worry, I know why you did it and it's time to soothe that urge, let Onee san touch down there?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:58:29 2017 No.16708236 File: 1.24 MB, 3264x1836, 0313171352f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >small talk about cheerleaders as I doodled this Well then. Anyway, here's another Sandy plus a Fairy doodle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 16:59:18 2017 No.16708241 >>16708226 That's too much spirit energy! It's too lewd!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:00:09 2017 No.16708250 >>16708222 I misread that as "altitude doesn't matter." What does one do when their flight-capable wife suggests you try out the mile high club in their own way?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:00:22 2017 No.16708251 >>16708236 That's one genki fairy. Also she's got some pretty big arms

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:00:23 2017 No.16708253 >>16708236 Thanks anon! Looks nice and MGs in such a classic outfit such as a cheerleading one is hot!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:01:23 2017 No.16708260 >>16708250 Learn feather-fall.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:02:38 2017 No.16708266

>>16708210
My waifu's hot, salivating mouth would be too much for me to sleep through. Plus I'd kinda want to call her a good girl for been so proactive early in the morning and give her other praises.

Also, I'm pretty sure that if you blow a load or two in her mouth, she'd be quite satisfied for 'til the late afternoon hours.
On a side note am I insane for wanting to chug a liter of Manticore Venom during the work day and letting it settle for when I get back?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:02:41 2017 No.16708267 >>16708221 >>16708234 That's what it's all about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:03:10 2017 No.16708269 >>16708251 Sandy always had big arms. It's her Golem-y trait.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:03:11 2017 No.16708270 >>16707986 >Office-CC who shifts into videogames-on-underpants-Onee-san on weekends and days off. Hold my pants, I'm going in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:04:14 2017 No.16708278 >>16708253 Nurses are better.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:05:06 2017 No.16708283

>>16708270
>Work is a fucking slog that she hates
>looks like hell while at work
>Everyone assumes her relationship with her husband must be poor and worries about her
>In reality she absolutely lives for weekends and days off, looking like she's twenty years younger and perkier when she dotes on her husband like an Otouto and has the time of her life

I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:05:07 2017 No.16708284 >>16708278 I can't argue with you there. Doing nurse roleplay or even actually nursing is great. Especially when it's a kraken nurse, now that makes me diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:05:39 2017 No.16708287 >>16708234 Nothing would beat relaxing in her arms and letting her take control and passing out after being relieved for a half-hour or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:06:09 2017 No.16708294 File: 1.29 MB, 1299x1500, 26a325dbad38cfaf7ac1d1dd6712cbb644a940044b6c780874a7d1a40bebd930.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708284 Naughty thoughts won't make the operation go any faster, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:06:11 2017 No.16708296 >>16708241 And then after breakfast I'll get in the shower with her and fuck her doggystyle while cleaning her back! And then I'll settle down ont eh couch with her for video games and cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:06:27 2017 No.16708297 >>16708284 But overall my opinions are Maid > Secretary > Nurse > Cheerleader

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:07:32 2017 No.16708304 >>16708296 >cleaning her back What is this, Kroot Hentai?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:07:32 2017 No.16708305 >>16708287 Letting Onee san assume direct control and make her Otouto feel the best is what I long for in life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:08:31 2017 No.16708311 What monstergirl would beat her husband so he knows his place and doesn't try anything funny with other girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:08:39 2017 No.16708312 >>16708236 Looks like it came along well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:08:42 2017 No.16708313 >>16708296 Sounds like quite the interesting routine. Comfy aswell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:09:24 2017 No.16708316 >>16708311 Lioness. Hellhound. Robert Downy Jr. Goat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:09:42 2017 No.16708318 >>16708305 That it is.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:10:23 2017 No.16708324

>>16708311
No monster girl? Unless you're into that, anon. I ain't ganna kink shame you and it's fine to have that fetish.

But really it would be less if "beat him to disway from talking to other girls" and more like "marking him with her scent/bites/scratches to ward off any females"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:10:41 2017 No.16708328 >>16708287 >Dick is diamonds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:10:54 2017 No.16708330 >>16708312 Good. I'd be saddened if I couldn't draw my favored OC decently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:12:06 2017 No.16708335 >>16708304 ? >>16708313 My MO is basically living a comfy life with my cute Demon waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:13:19 2017 No.16708339 >>16705330 What about writers coming back?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:14:20 2017 No.16708345 >>16708339 Last thing we need is captain, moose, etc coming back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:16:18 2017 No.16708354 >>16708328 Yeah, I've been diamonds for the last hour at a medical office at the thought of being caught using my Onee-sans panties and her looking on with bedrooms eyes from behind the door-frame before locking the room behind her.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:18:05 2017 No.16708363

>>16708311
You know. This is actually hot in a weird way.

Having a strong tall and dominant MG tell you that if you ever talk or look at any other girl she'll beat the shit out of you. Then having her find out about that small talk you had with your old female friend in the market square, which would only lead to her giving you a black eye and a broken arm. People would ask you what happened but you'd be too scared to say the truth so you'd just say you feel down the stairs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:18:49 2017 No.16708369 >>16708363 This is just fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:19:49 2017 No.16708375 >>16708354 That's lewd! But I heavily approve, maybe after sampling the scent, she'll ride your face for the full experience?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:21:15 2017 No.16708380 >>16708354 >>16708375 Even better, she slowly slides the ones she's currently wearing out from under her skirt and playfully pushes them in your face while she straddles you on the bed

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:24:47 2017 No.16708401

>>16708380
Ok now we're reaching a limit too lewd for this Christian board.

I don't know why I'm such a slut for scent play, but having a MG force a pair of her dirty panties in my face and make me sniff them just gets me equal to or greater than diamonds.

Just makes it better when she's riding you. But from now on, when she finds some of her panties missing, she knows what her Otouto has been doing, she knows the kind of urges he has and developes for her, and she knows it's her duty to take care of those urges.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:26:02 2017 No.16708406 >>16708375 If she does sit on my face, I'd kinda like for her to look down at me while guiding me on what to do. >>16708380 Well shit, now I'm at full mast again. I hope she would pulls the covers up so I can focus only on her face and the sensation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:27:44 2017 No.16708411 >>16708335 You can never beat comfy lifestyle with an MG wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:30:41 2017 No.16708421 >>16708345 >Hating on Captain He was and is still one of the most mechanically able writers this place has seen.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:31:03 2017 No.16708423

>>16708401
As a man who waifus a certain fire gecko, there is no boundary on lewd. For the most part anyways.

Regardless, scent stuff is bizarrely appealing to me. Like grabbing my waifus panties from the laundry and sniffing it for a bit or just bothering her after she works out by holding her hips and sniffing her long, straight hair.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:35:20 2017 No.16708439

>>16708406
Of course, though the bed's gonna be creaking from how deeply she's riding you, especially if she's a bigger species.
She's gonna be getting the most of it she can out of this too, after all.
>>16708401
As she should. Watch out on your birthday for her, who knows what she'll try for your present.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:36:20 2017 No.16708443 File: 329 KB, 700x763, 61673004_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whatever happened to the writefag that was working on that thicc Emperor Penguin story?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:38:33 2017 No.16708455 >>16708439 >Big A seven foot tall Onee-san stradling me until the early morning hours would be great

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:39:07 2017 No.16708457 File: 615 KB, 898x1200, tumblr_om7zmqY81G1r5wduoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708443 I too would like more Penguin Harpy smother-snuggling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:40:16 2017 No.16708461 >>16708185 >Operator cop at best

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:40:22 2017 No.16708462 >>16708443 >>16708457 Did anyone save it?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:40:49 2017 No.16708465

>>16708423
Damn right anon. I don't care if it weird, but whenever I'd be doing a clothes wash for my waifu and I, if there was a pair of dirty panties or, lord help me, spats I'd be inhaling the like oxygen. Especially the musky pheromones of the spats.

And after a work out I'd ask to sniff her body. Especially if she has a little tuff of her above her vagina, dear god would that smell amazing to sniff after a workout. I'd be addicted faster than a snap.

It's even better since my waifu loves and feels a need to mark me with her scent, so rubbing her sweat all over my body and clothes to make her pheromones go deep is what I want! But it just gets even better when we do pet play in the bedroom, I'd be on her leash and all she would have to do is hold up a pair of her dirty sweat soaked spats to have me completely in her control. Almost hypnotised by the scent. Making me say stuff like "Yes Mistress" and "Thank you mistress" before pressing the spats against my face, making sure to stay calm and composed like a good pet. It's harder than it sounds especially when you have those spats in your face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:43:00 2017 No.16708472 >>16708455 What was the best Oneesan again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:45:35 2017 No.16708483 File: 216 KB, 441x553, buttfuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708185 I want to ask that fox how her grandmother is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:47:09 2017 No.16708495 >>16708472 The best Onee-san is: ____Yours___

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:48:52 2017 No.16708504 >>16708462 http://pastebin.com/D9diZaRn

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:50:25 2017 No.16708514 >>16708504 Thanks familgahyde

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:51:03 2017 No.16708518 >>16704838 Cute romance and family moments.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:52:29 2017 No.16708523 >>16708472 Is it weird that I would want a Wyvern Onee-san to dote over me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:54:58 2017 No.16708534 >>16708523 No. That's completely normal, silly anon. >>16708495 That makes me so happy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:56:50 2017 No.16708537 File: 711 KB, 1500x1702, 1489371868161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I never knew sneks could get so thick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:57:35 2017 No.16708544 >>16708537 Thick snakes are best snakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:58:29 2017 No.16708546 >>16708504 Damn, I hope he does more, that Penguin sounds THICK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:59:48 2017 No.16708548 >>16708537 Aww, she looks like a real cutie! I bet her snek body is all squishy! But that's perfect.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 17:59:50 2017 No.16708549

>>16708465
Tight gymwear and lacy panties were made for deeply sniffing. Just the familiar scent coming from such a place is enough to drive a man insane.

If I just got a whiff of my waifu passing by after her workout, I may just straight up hug her and breath it all in and start licking her. Hopefully the daughterus wouldn't be around to see their dad acting like an animal in heat.

>Before pressing the spats against my face
Normally, I'd be the one working up my waifu and lewding her up all the time, but dear Lord if she did that to me, I think it may get me to fully slump into the bed and ask her to mount me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:01:16 2017 No.16708554 >>16708534 I just want some nice wing-hugs from a big Onee-san while looking off into the distance.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:06:22 2017 No.16708573

>>16708549
Coming to your animal instincts when you smell something so beautiful as your post workout waifu is top tier.

And by the sounds of it, you're subcoming to the life a sub who wishes to have spat pressed against his face. Good man anon, good man. You're seeing the light of patrician tier taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:07:25 2017 No.16708578 File: 493 KB, 900x1200, snakemilf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708537 Sneks can be thick

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:07:56 2017 No.16708579 File: 401 KB, 600x800, 3fa829a476d8553674109462eceb01d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708537 And sneks can be fit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:08:35 2017 No.16708583 >>16708579 But can they be both?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:09:16 2017 No.16708586 >>16708579 >that artist Please don't remind me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:09:47 2017 No.16708589 I can't stop thinking about smug kitsune tailjobs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:10:01 2017 No.16708591 >>16708548 She's also a huge pervert who fantasizes about her crush having his way with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:10:14 2017 No.16708593 >>16708546 >people actually demanding more at least I have rest of the story planned out. Looks like I need to get back to writing. Part 2 with actual nursing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:11:03 2017 No.16708598 >>16708593 Heck yes, give it a whirl man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:11:33 2017 No.16708602 >>16708579 >>16708578 I do not object to either. I want to love them both!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:13:07 2017 No.16708606 >>16708579 Wanna abfuck that musselsnake with a happy end into her naval.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:13:53 2017 No.16708610 >>16708591 Well I love thick snakes. And I hope I'm her crush, because I'd fulfil that fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:14:06 2017 No.16708611 I want a cursed sword to get jealous over me prefering a sentient weapon with a soul over her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:14:45 2017 No.16708616 File: 571 KB, 820x1000, 1409779775453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708586 Let me guess, some verboten fetish? >>16708583 Something like pic related? >>16708606 >>16708602 Good taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:15:29 2017 No.16708618 >>16708616 Thats nice but I'm wanting a strongfat snake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:15:35 2017 No.16708619 File: 305 KB, 590x873, 61423220_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708549 Phenomenal taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:16:39 2017 No.16708623 >>16708537 Anacondas are the most chub nope ropes. Almost makes you forget they're essentially danger noodles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:17:16 2017 No.16708627 >>16708619 I'd be such a good boy for my waifu if it meant I got to sniff her while she's still working out in her spats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:18:51 2017 No.16708635 >>16708619 MHXA a cute.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:18:55 2017 No.16708637

>>16708573
The unadultarated scent of my waifu would be a fantastic thing to behold. Even if it might terrify my kids.

>You're succumbing to the life of a sub
I don't know what tou're talking about anon, since it might just rubber band to me wearin my waifu's dirty panties over my face while I savagely ravage her in standing sixty-nine while burying my face into her warm pussy.

>>16708619
What can I say? I enjoy lots of things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:20:37 2017 No.16708645 >>16708618 I couldn't find any

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:22:42 2017 No.16708656 >>16708611 Yeah well I want a Khornette but Faggomeister refuses to deliver

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:23:05 2017 No.16708659 File: 494 KB, 1063x1500, 007 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:26:05 2017 No.16708671

>>16708656
>Khornettes get stronger through wrestlesex and battle
>Nurglettes get stronger through acting motherly and doting on their husbands
>Tzeentchettes get stronger via succeeding on elaborate plans to get pampered by their husbands or via getting them on dates.

What do demonettes do considering everyone goes for sex?
Do they need to do REALLY raunchy sex stuff?
Does catering towards their husband's fetishes make them stronger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:26:14 2017 No.16708672 >>16708598 she still needs a name tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:32:46 2017 No.16708699 >>16708672 'Huddled for Warmth' or someone simple like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:41:57 2017 No.16708727 >>16708616 >Let me guess, some verboten fetish? He draws a lot of guro and extreme prolapse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:45:35 2017 No.16708734 File: 96 KB, 480x507, WEBPAGE_20170313_182350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >her face when she sees your raging mushroom powered junior

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:46:29 2017 No.16708736 File: 390 KB, 1000x1100, wedding jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708727 ewwwww

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:48:04 2017 No.16708742 >>16708734 That kind of a fave would only further motivate me to rape my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:49:06 2017 No.16708745 >>16708742 >fave I meant face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:51:16 2017 No.16708750 >>16708736 Yeah I'm not normally one for telling people what they should be into but that stuff was absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:52:16 2017 No.16708753 >Finally get C91 Haul in the mail >Including Dark Elf/Anubis doujin >Dark Elf half is just bog-standard elf rape >Anubis half is Anubis bored of being surrounded by muscle-men all day discovers the joys of /ss/ Pretty gud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:54:57 2017 No.16708763 >>16708753 Post Anubis on imgur fucking NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:57:31 2017 No.16708771 >>16708659 >handholding Lamia sex Glorious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 18:57:49 2017 No.16708775 >>16708763 I don't have a scanner nor am I a particularly steady hand with a camera.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:01:41 2017 No.16708789 >>16708671 I dunno, ask ELH or whatever other self-admitted fa/tg/uy there is who's into Warhammer shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:02:19 2017 No.16708796 >>16708789 But I am one of those fa/tg/uys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:03:58 2017 No.16708802 >>16708789 ELH has a khornette daki to go with his horse pussy fleshlighte from bad dragon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:06:59 2017 No.16708811 >>16708753 >bored by muscle men o-oh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:10:30 2017 No.16708824 >>16708671 doing more and more depraved and dirty stuff until it finally gets to consensuel sex in the missionary position under the covers with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation with handholding and cuddling after

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:13:15 2017 No.16708834 >>16708824 Lewd! I can only imagine them as being generic, crab-clawed succubi who tend to be even kinkier, if that was possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:14:11 2017 No.16708838 >>16708824 >with handholding and cuddling before, during, and after ftfy

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:15:26 2017 No.16708841
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>bullying that nerdy monoeye in your class by taking her lunch
>she tries to give some weak protest about how that's hers, but you tell her not to worry, as she can have the one you made
>after you leave the class with her lunch, she opens the box you left her
>it's cooked rice topped with a liberal amount your your semen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:18:00 2017 No.16708852 File: 1.67 MB, 2027x2300, mershark.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708802 I actually only have the shark one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:23:48 2017 No.16708874 >>16708841 >letting your future wife eat cold semen You've gone too far this time Anon. You need to apologize to her and fill her to the brim to make up for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:28:04 2017 No.16708881 >>16708874 who said it was cold? I use the best lunchboxes to ensure she has a nice warm meal- I mean, not nice meal, because I'm a bully. That'll show that nerd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:38:48 2017 No.16708907 >>16708881 It's still not fresh, unless you're jerking-off in class while thinking about her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:52:47 2017 No.16708947 File: 611 KB, 498x1500, Loen91 (6.13) [F].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pretty much finalized version! Parts to note are the soles of her feet, gold tooth, and perfect censorship!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:54:21 2017 No.16708958 File: 258 KB, 794x900, 1489433755964.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Automatons are the softest. >>16708947 That booty dayum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:55:50 2017 No.16708966 File: 459 KB, 1100x800, Loen91 (9.0) [F][M].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708947 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXJJUIaQ8g I tried to find the original clip but I can't so you'll have to do with an edit. It's close enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:57:06 2017 No.16708974 >>16708796 Then git gud I guess and write what your interpretation is I guess? ELH is busy with other stuff iirc, Bollocks is a faggot, and you're a flock of seagulls waiting to take flight as far as I'm concerned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 19:59:20 2017 No.16708985 >>16708974 Eh, its more idol musings at this point. That and I prefer to do uncredited greentexts now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:02:51 2017 No.16708999 File: 317 KB, 626x1004, 1486445788269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708958 Comfort model Automatons a besto

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:05:45 2017 No.16709008 >>16708999 Weight limit exceeded. One robot in the frame at a time, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:06:32 2017 No.16709014 Question. Would Demons be good at massages? I feel like having my waifu there to comfort me over fucking Blighttown would be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:07:27 2017 No.16709017 >>16709014 git gud casul

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:08:20 2017 No.16709021 >>16709017 I got to the second bonfire on my fourth go, it's just Blighttown is not a good time.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:10:18 2017 No.16709032

>>16709014
Considering they're canonically good cooks and get clothing their husband wants them to wear, it can be inferred that anything related to housewifely stuff that pampers their husband is something they're good at.
So, yes, probably great masseuses.
Is that a reach? Probably, but I'm goin for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:10:45 2017 No.16709034 >>16708985 Bummer, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:12:12 2017 No.16709041 >>16709008 Now I wanna see a pudgy Automaton making an upset pouty face in a rare break of Kuu-ness

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:12:33 2017 No.16709042 >>16708999 Cutest model! >>16709008 Nah, she weighs enough. >>16709034 you ain't getting no rug from me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:15:02 2017 No.16709050 >>16709042 >>16708999 What functions and features does a Comfort Model Automaton possess?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:16:24 2017 No.16709055 >>16708236 Hot damn, you've really improved your non-chibi drawing Somebody should calm down that fairy, she is tyrannizing this poor Golem >>16708947 You asked for soft soles because of all the weird dragon feet worshipers, didn't you?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:16:33 2017 No.16709056

>>16709021
Weirdly enough, I find booking it through that section is actually easier than dealing with the threats that won't perma-die. Make sure to stick on that rusted ring when near the bottom so as not to get slogged down, and you should be ok.

> Gazer insists on swapping on death when playing Danksoulsborne
> Won't stop trying to distract you during your turn
> She's either playing or exploring your sensitive areas when it's your turn
> tfw you will never git gud because of cute monstergirls distracting you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:18:06 2017 No.16709062 >>16709050 Comfortable, and sizable, lower padding for master to grip or rest his head upon, large sustenance tanks she may use to nourish him, and soft torso casings in the middle he can play with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:19:55 2017 No.16709069 File: 317 KB, 781x1017, 1485009484485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709050 Soft, spankable bodies and the ability to produce nutritious milk like Holstaurs.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:20:54 2017 No.16709071

>>16709050
Every single portion of her outer casing is soft and capable of being slept on, and she can serve all manner of mixed drinks of any kind though her milktanks. She's also got multiple warmth or cooling settings, so when you sleep against her tummy and breasts she can adjust it so the 'pillows' never get too hot or too cold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:21:32 2017 No.16709072 >>16709050 Programmable pet names for both herself and her mastah/honeybunch/sweetie/etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:32:19 2017 No.16709098 >>16709055 Anon, he is one of those weird dragon feet worshipers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:34:19 2017 No.16709101 >>16709098 >calling normal things weird Am I in the wrong timeline again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:36:18 2017 No.16709115 >>16708811 Monstergirl world is not kind to /fit/izens. I can't imagine why. Just ONE good doujin where the MC isn't a faceless fatguy or a retard shota would be nice. I saw a kancolle one that was godtier long my description.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:40:17 2017 No.16709128 >>16706019 I can barely imagine one girl loving me let alone a harem who decide to forsake their own lovey dovey life with their own husband for some kind of group yearning for a single man where they have to vie for time and position.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:41:53 2017 No.16709133 File: 128 KB, 328x574, Like anyone could say no to this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Da bes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:44:29 2017 No.16709139 >>16709101 Yes, getouta here Lilim, unless you're gonna make our waifus real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:46:07 2017 No.16709142 >>16709139 They've always been real. In your heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:49:02 2017 No.16709150 File: 153 KB, 640x881, 7ab40332e8667e45cb7857c6e036b3bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709133 Aww.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:49:58 2017 No.16709152 >>16709133 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:50:49 2017 No.16709154 >>16709056 Surprisingly, I'd probably stop my waifu from jerking me off during Blighttown and other areas like it. Last thing I want is for my dick to associate blighttown with feeling good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:53:56 2017 No.16709160 >>16709021 The framerate is the real enemy. Once you get to the swamp, shit is cake. You can farm the leeches for large titanite shards, but there are better methods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:01:00 2017 No.16709174 Anybody got ideas on something short I could write? I'm in the mood, but I've been drawing blanks on a topic for a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:01:49 2017 No.16709176 File: 1.24 MB, 1133x1576, 60257867_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708811

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:02:51 2017 No.16709179 >>16709174 Lewd, cute, funny, what kinda writing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:04:32 2017 No.16709184 >>16709179 Lewd, cute, or serious I guess. My humor is pretty abysmal compared to those.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:04:43 2017 No.16709185 File: 1.07 MB, 857x1200, cGBWdfD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709174 Nursing tentaclepussyjob from a tittymonster tentacle.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:06:13 2017 No.16709188

>>16709184
MMk. I say something with Tentacle as well, either just cute or mildly lewd. Maybe one of them going on a date with a guy who's freaking out he's gonna get violated but she does an extra careful job of trying to prove she's not just a walking anal probe and a nice respectful girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:12:11 2017 No.16709199 >>16709062 >>16709069 >>16709071 >>16709072 But do they make ice cream and do a little wiggle dance when you ask them to without changing their kuu glare, that's the real question

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:13:09 2017 No.16709202
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>>16708363
I sort of have this fetish too anon, although I like it more... implicit

> lying in bed with arachne waifu
> she's just given you the time of your life. Again. Just like every day since you've been going out
> since most of your electrolytes have just been splurted out of your body into her pussy, mouth, and cleavage, you're an exhausted, panting, sweaty mess
> she, of course, manages to still look aloof and sophisticated, even while semen splatter trickles down from her underboob
> "Ara~, you really let out a lot" she grins, eight red eyes gazing at you with an inhuman interest
> "I hope you were thinking about me, and not the squirrel mailgirl I saw you talking to as you left for work this morning"
> she runs a finger over her breast, scooping up some semen before licking it off seductively, not breaking eye contact
> "Delicious... hmm, I could just eat this forever". She caresses your face with one of her pointed spider-feet, the needle-sharp tip dancing centimeters from your eyes
> "My grandmother used to do that. Did I ever tell you? Back in those days arachne would just capture boys and wrap them up in silk cocoons, hang them from the ceiling with just their cocks poking out..."
> she reaches for your spent penis, cradling it between her spindly, chitinous feet, a strange look on her face as she it regards possessively
> "...they'd hang there... well, for years, as escape was quite impossible. Silk blindfolding their eyes, muffling their ears, no way of sensing the outside world except when my people would climb up to suck a meal out of their cocks, or to ride them to get pregnant."
> her leg is still stroking your cheek, although the chitinous point is starting to dig into your flesh a little
> "Can you imagine that? Just twisting at the end of a silk thread for the rest of your life, immobilized, only to be used as a semen dispenser for a spidergirl who you never even see? What would that even do to a human's mind? What do you think, my dear? What would it do... to... you?"
> her burning red eyes seem to have moved remarkably close to your own, as she studies you like... well, a bug
> Then suddenly, the intense expression is gone, and she gives you a happy smile of pointed teeth.
> "Hehehe, what silly things am I saying? Well, goodnight dear!"
> She pulls the bedsheets over you expertly with her 8 legs
> Tucking you in... tight

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:18:01 2017 No.16709219 >>16709176 I'm so tired of shotashit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:18:46 2017 No.16709222 >>16709185 >>16709188 Seems interesting. I'll see what I can do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:21:39 2017 No.16709226 >>16709202 I always am reassured by how much spiders strive to be worst girls whenever possible

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:23:18 2017 No.16709230

>Marry Anubis twins
>Break the news to your parents that you found a wife
>They're upset that they weren't invited to the ceremony
>Takes a while to explain that there was no ceremony, it happened rather fast
>they still don't completely get it but insist you and your wife visit
>Agree to come by that weekend
>Weekend comes and you and your wives head over
>Your mother is very confused, and that confusion turns to anger as you explain that they're sisters, and both of them are your wives
>Dad gives you a subtle thumbs up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:24:38 2017 No.16709232 >>16709199 Yep. Milkshakes too, but you gotta hand mix em before they come out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:24:39 2017 No.16709233 >>16709202 >>16708363 >>16708311 Guys, being an abused househusband is not a good end Go confess to the nearest Sea Bishop, you need it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:25:35 2017 No.16709237 >>16709230 Son I am proud

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:25:57 2017 No.16709238 >>16709199 >But do they make ice cream Nope, but they can make ice cream that uses their own milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:26:05 2017 No.16709240 >>16709222 Cool!

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:31:48 2017 No.16709252

>>16709238
>Come home to chubby Comfort Automaton standing in front of the freezer
>She's got h tits wedged in the open door
>Turns her head stoically to you
>"Welcome home Master. Please be patient while I prepare a frozen treat for you. Estimated wait time is 3 minutes and 25 seconds. Please select a flavor."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:34:12 2017 No.16709258 >>16709230 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyJawJWpSqY In all honesty I would shake my head at my son for bringing back twins, because there is no way it wouldn't end poorly. But with monstergirls, it'd probably be ok.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:34:21 2017 No.16709260 >>16709252 MyMilkshakeBringsAllTheBoysToTheYard.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:49:07 2017 No.16709292 >>16709219 It's relatively rare compared to everything else though.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:51:27 2017 No.16709299

>>16708363
>>16709202
This is why I love yanderes. They'd never hurt you like this. Sure that other girl you happened to give a passing word to would end up on a missing persons poster, but you yourself, when you get home would just be given an extra intimate and possessive session of lovemaking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:52:01 2017 No.16709302 >>16709174 I'll suggest one of my ideas from the last thread. Or rather, a scene from that story idea. Nerdy and shy Hellhound going to Senior Prom with her crush, who also has a crush on her..

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:55:34 2017 No.16709313 >>16709176 >Her face of utter joy seeing the cute shota >>16709219 You're just jealous you don't get to give an Anubis an oiled-up rub-down. Granted so am I...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:57:07 2017 No.16709321 >>16709313 I can't really self insert as a 10 year old.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:57:49 2017 No.16709322 >>16709302 I've started writing >>16709188 but I'll keep this one in mind the next time I'm looking for something to write. Thanks for the suggestion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:57:52 2017 No.16709323 >>16709313 >>Her face of utter joy seeing the cute shota Are you the guy that bought it or did someone post it somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 21:58:18 2017 No.16709324 >>16709323 Guy who bought it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:00:55 2017 No.16709332 >>16709321 >Self inserting into doujins kek. You must have a very very limited selection of porn to fap to, unless you can somehow self insert into a tentacle monster and not a 10 yr old boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:01:55 2017 No.16709338 >>16709230 >confusion turns to anger Bet you'd be able to turn her by bringing her a bunch of cute granddaughters to spoil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:04:59 2017 No.16709344 >>16709332 >saying this in a monster girl thread why yes, anon, my fetishes are pretty niche

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:07:20 2017 No.16709350 >>16709344 So what you only fap to MG an nothing else?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:08:52 2017 No.16709355 >>16709350 I wish

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:08:56 2017 No.16709356 >>16709188 >not just a walking anal probe Of course not, but it's certainly a plus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:10:33 2017 No.16709359 File: 265 KB, 602x1039, CLIPStudioPaint_2017-03-14_03-04-55.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This cat is up to no good

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:11:49 2017 No.16709362 >>16709356 Well I mean if you're WILLING its not like she's NOT gonna use it, but she doesn't have to! Honest! >>16709359 She's nothing but trouble. Who's the stiff?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:12:13 2017 No.16709364 >>16709355 Well then that just swings around to >self inserting. You do it to yourself. Just fap to pics of big MGs molesting smaller human boys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:16:23 2017 No.16709376 >>16709359 That dude is tall.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:16:47 2017 No.16709380 >>16709359 Naive newblood paladin dude. Runs into a monster outside, but since all the Order propaganda paints them as big ugly beasts, he just thinks it's a girl playing dress-up. Poor little paladin stooge doesn't know what's coming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:17:04 2017 No.16709382 File: 434 KB, 815x1203, Damncat2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709362 A librarian kind of paladin that never wanted to be sent in the wild, he used to be more buff on that pic but it didn't fit him too well

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:17:22 2017 No.16709383 >>16709362 But what happens if I walk up and ask her to ravish me until I'm a heart-pupiled puddle of happy human? It needs to be consensual but not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:18:44 2017 No.16709385 >>16709364 Pretty much. I find it easier to self-insert there than with hulking/butt-ugly faceless males, since with the latter it's basically impossible for me to shove them out of the fantasy. >>16709376 Small catto.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:20:18 2017 No.16709393

>>16709380
>>16709382
Oh, nifty.
>>16709383
Then she'll repeat, more to convince herself, through sweating and heavy breathing, that she is definitely NOT just a walking rapemonster and she definitely doesn't have an urge to violate, so that's a silly thing to suggest, haha!
Basically, you're flirting dangerously with her rape switch. She's a nice, non-lewd well composed girl. Really. Not really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:22:09 2017 No.16709399 File: 473 KB, 1086x912, without context.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16708504 >Log-entry_701209: "wind howls like Wendigo riding on washing machine" Sorry, I don't know why this happened, its all I could think of.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:22:40 2017 No.16709401

>>16709385
>I find it easier to self-insert there than with hulking/butt-ugly faceless males, since with the latter it's basically impossible for me to shove them out of the fantasy.

Agree on several levels. There are so many doujins that had incredibly sexy art but were ruined for me not just by things like depressing mindbreak and such but by drawing the men so incredibly ugly/offputting that the sexiness of the lady couldn't make up for having to see them too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:22:56 2017 No.16709402 >>16709399 Lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:24:37 2017 No.16709409 >>16709399 >"uwaAaAaAaAaAaAah"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:25:20 2017 No.16709413 >>16709402 It's also a great technique to get babies to go the hell to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:25:52 2017 No.16709415 >>16709399 >Lonely Wendigo attempts to simulate tummy rubs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:27:23 2017 No.16709418 Good night all, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to read the manual for you automatons and golems. Don't want to use them in a way they weren't designed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:28:10 2017 No.16709421 >>16709418 No!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:29:46 2017 No.16709426 >>16709399 she looks scared, can she not get down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:30:54 2017 No.16709433 File: 2.17 MB, 1678x1930, 1465475714507.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Canadian monster girls are the best! Gonna make a yeti nice and thick by feeding her poutine for dinner and nanaimo bars for desert!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:31:58 2017 No.16709441 >>16709433 Wanna go out for a rip wit one!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:32:17 2017 No.16709442 >>16709433 >Canadians >Good >Ever Nice joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:34:58 2017 No.16709452 >>16709433 I want to go to a Blackhawks game with a Russian Jinko!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:36:55 2017 No.16709458 >>16709452 >"Who is thees Patrick Kane?" >Watch. >Three periods later >"How does he of moving like that on ice?! Is his legs made of glacies?!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:37:17 2017 No.16709460 >>16709433 isn't she nepalese?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:38:07 2017 No.16709462 File: 374 KB, 1085x1239, 1469405069878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709460 This yeti is A FUCKING LEAF.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:38:15 2017 No.16709463 >>16709460 Right, so Asian, so Canadian

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:39:40 2017 No.16709468 >>16709460 Canada has a lot of asians. >>16709462 Rake MG when?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:40:28 2017 No.16709470
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>making a sandwich in the kitchen when you hear your momster call you from the next room
>when you come in, you see your momster sitting next to your aunt who is tied up and gagged
>"Honey, your aunt is having trouble finding a man. Be a dear and 'help' her, would you? You always were her favorite nephew~"
>when she says that, your aunt bashfully averts her eyes from you
Well, Anon? You gonna fuck your momster's sister like she asked?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:40:29 2017 No.16709471 >>16709458 >ah, I am now of understandings. He was bought by your team to infuriate the other team seriously, the man is a troll wizard >that goal against the Stars a few weeks ago sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:40:29 2017 No.16709472 >>16709463 Anon you're thinking of Mist Continent girls. >>16709468 When this shithole of a country is finally destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:42:01 2017 No.16709476 >>16709470 >"Every week with this shit, mom." >Go to school She may get me one day, but not this day. Lord knows she'll keep trying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:43:17 2017 No.16709481 >>16709470 That's just sad, and I hope any anon lets her know it, even if they answer yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:44:39 2017 No.16709486 >>16709462 Yeti alternate outfit http://i.imgur.com/59rEBi4.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:44:47 2017 No.16709487 >>16709471 Quite the beast. And lord knows he'd probably be fucking a Satyros off the ice, might even outdrink her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:45:16 2017 No.16709488 >>16709470 I don't know who these women are.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:46:10 2017 No.16709490
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>>16709470
>"Why is your sister an elf, mom?"

>>16709472
>tfw burgerland will implode in your lifetime
feels good.

>>16709486
>You will never watch the stanley cup with your yeti waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:47:36 2017 No.16709492 >>16709490 America is the only good nation in North America, Canada was a fucking mistake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:47:52 2017 No.16709495 >>16709470 She's lucky I have a thing for CC aunts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:48:09 2017 No.16709497 >>16709490 >"Why is your sister an elf, mom?" Echidna grandmomster

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:50:36 2017 No.16709501

>>16709490
>burgerland will implode
without getting too /pol/, I'm legitimately concerned that whoever owns the anarchists will start arming them
>>16709487
>I'll never party with Kane and his entourage of drunk onis and Satyros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3GQverRiQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:53:20 2017 No.16709506 >>16709399 >See pile of clothes that's laying on the bed >Throw it in the washeing mashine >Apparently it was a wendigo waiting to surprise you >[Panicking wendigo noises]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:53:33 2017 No.16709507 >>16709497 Nice try, but elves didn't start out as monster races, so an echidna can't birth them.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:53:59 2017 No.16709510 [DELETED]

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>>16709492
>Go to theater
>Get Shot
>Go to mall
>Get shot
>Go to school
>Get shot
>Decline an offer for a date with that weird kid from school
>He shoots you
>Get a tan
>Your house is burned down because somebody mistakes you for a muslim
>Stub toe on table leg
>Paying off medical bills the rest of your life
>President is a cheeto with bad hair

>>16709501
I wonder what kind of sports would be most popular with monster girls
>Play football with a monster girl team
>Ball is thrown
>Player catches ball
>Players dogpile him
>The ball is quickly forgotten and clothes start flying off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:56:55 2017 No.16709519 >>16709510 That's the spirit! Meet one extreme and inaccurate statement with tons of extreme and inaccurate statements!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:58:30 2017 No.16709523 >>16709399 She'll get along well with the Tittan-Momen inside the washing machine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:58:42 2017 No.16709524 >>16709519 At least one of those is true anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:58:52 2017 No.16709525 File: 70 KB, 450x720, C6m9ijeVsAAlbMq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:59:48 2017 No.16709528 File: 409 KB, 1000x1017, big_wendi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709399 do BIG wendigos do that?

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:59:58 2017 No.16709530 [DELETED]

>>16709510
>Be Canadian
>Disagree with a feminist
>Go to jail
>Disagree with Islam
>Go to jail
>Taxes take most of our income
>Incompetent government
>Elected a fucking drama teacher
>Said drama teacher wants to import millions of mudslimes so they can fuck his wife
>National anthem is changed to be "gender inclusive"
Yeah, what a wonderful country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:00:21 2017 No.16709533 File: 123 KB, 850x1445, abs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] abs. I need them in my face

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:00:59 2017 No.16709537 File: 1.18 MB, 700x1000, Anubis making a snow-pyramid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709433 Canadian Anubis would be cute.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:01:25 2017 No.16709541
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>>16709510
>>16709530
Take it outside boys.
>>16709523
Ah, I had forgotten about that lovely ditsy Tittan-Momen. Bet she's still getting lost around town in the wind and coming home for fun laundry rides before wrapping up her husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:02:06 2017 No.16709544 >>16709541 I dislike blanket ghosts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:03:24 2017 No.16709548 >>16709525 Salivating And diamonds I am salivating diamonds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:03:51 2017 No.16709552 >>16709544 Well that's a shame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:04:16 2017 No.16709554 >>16709533 I woinder if I could touch a monster girl's abs and get away safely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:05:24 2017 No.16709557 >>16709552 Not really, they're lame. Only little kids would like them.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:05:55 2017 No.16709558
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>>16709519
I plan on making exaggeration an extreme sport!

>>16709537
>Canadian anubutt
I wanna see an Anubis with a flannel shirt now, maybe with some jean shorts. Also the ! ! on her stomach would be maple leaves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:06:43 2017 No.16709562 >>16709528 Depends on how well a washing machine can handle the weight of 7ft. of monstergirl.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:07:08 2017 No.16709564

>>16709554
>get away
Why?

>At the gym
>Oni doing crunches
>walk up on her and rub her abs, biting your lip like the muscle slut you are
>panic and run because you were trying to conceal your powerlevel
>She wonders who would run after making their love of muscles known like that
>chases you into the showers and pounds your pelvis into the tile

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:07:35 2017 No.16709566 >>16709557 Alright. That's an opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:08:06 2017 No.16709568 >>16709562 I really want to know if I can handle the weight of a 7ft Wendigo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:08:33 2017 No.16709570 File: 697 KB, 1000x1000, 1467628970139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709510 >Canuck getting uppity while having the unmitigated gall to shit on someone else's world leader

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:08:40 2017 No.16709572 >>16709541 Just how many nicknames has this thread come up with for KC's girls over time? Tittan-momen Anubutt Mofucore Grape snake

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:10:28 2017 No.16709575 >>16709572 I wonder if people will get used to just saying Rata instead of remembering Ratatoskr

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:10:31 2017 No.16709576 >>16709570 >Expecting the average Canadian to not be fucking retards. I can't believe how many fucking morons live up here. Canada doesn't deserve monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:10:52 2017 No.16709577 >>16709558 That's one fiercely sexy anubis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:13:59 2017 No.16709584 >>16709322 No problem. The first suggestion sounds cute as well. I'll keep an eye out for more of your request posts in the future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:15:10 2017 No.16709588 >>16709558 >Also the ! ! on her stomach would be maple leaves. This is... fascinating. But now all I can think about is dripping Maple Syrup down an Anubis' belly and licking it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:16:49 2017 No.16709591 >>16709572 Hakutaco Atlantis-Nacho Smoke Hobo

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:17:12 2017 No.16709593

>>16709510
> live in Monsterland
> go to theatre to see new monster play
> monster plays are just gonzo porn with doppelganger actresses, get raped
> go to marketplace
> "pickpocket" large mice distract you by stealing your coinpouch, you chase them into an alley, get raped
> go to school
> hakutaku teacher keeps you behind for detention, get raped
> decline an offer for a date from that wierd jorogumo from school, get tied up and raped
> get a tan
> valkyrie descends because she thinks you've become a heathen saracen, wants to squeeze the heresy out of you with her pussy, get raped
> stub toe on tableleg
> vampire flies down your chimney at the smell of blood, get raped
> demon lord is a gigaslut with cumhair

/mgg/ btfo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:18:47 2017 No.16709596 >>16709593 How will we ever recover from the brutal pelvis bashings

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:18:50 2017 No.16709597 >>16709593 >Getting raped by a Hakutaku What are you, a manlet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:18:59 2017 No.16709599 >>16709593 How shall they ever recover

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:20:49 2017 No.16709604 >>16709593 I still remember the six million shotas.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:21:06 2017 No.16709606 [DELETED]

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>>16709530
>Disagree with Feminist or Islam and go to jail
Hasn't happened.
>Taxes take most of our income
Okay I'll give you that.
>Incompetent government
At least Canada's government isn't banning its own citizens from entering the country because their distant relative is muslim or whatever
>Elected a fucking drama teacher
>Elected a fucking TV personality who plans on wasting a fuck ton of tax payer dollars on a wall that won't do shit because a majority of illegals come in by sea or air
>Said drama teacher wants to import millions of mudslimes so they can fuck his wife
>le ebin cuck meme

>>16709570
>>16709576
>Shit on somebody else's world leader
>Act surprised when they shit on yours

>>16709577
The travesty is the rest of it is fucking awful. I saw that page and expected some hot anubutt femdom action but it's fucking gangbang. I really like their interpretation of the anubis too. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:22:47 2017 No.16709613 File: 1.73 MB, 1280x1577, 1486945432432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709604 Sabbath propaganda!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:23:15 2017 No.16709614 >>16709597 not him but are you implying you dont want to be moo-snu'd by a big smart cow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:23:18 2017 No.16709615 File: 303 KB, 866x727, Art_of_Fo4_T-60_power_armor_CA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709593 >Not wearing the T-60 power armor designed for the US army while in monsterland. It's like some of these men were asking for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:24:38 2017 No.16709618 >>16709606 >Actually wanting muslims in first world countries. >Defending a man who sits like a fucking woman, can't fight for shit and hasn't fulfilled a single fucking campaign promise. People like you make me hate the fact I was born in Canada.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:24:53 2017 No.16709620 >>16709606 Don't you think you've fished for enough (You) for one day? Leave some for the others my dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:25:14 2017 No.16709623 >>16709606 It's now easy to tell that you're the Anubisfag that commissioned his waifu doing very un-waifu things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:25:16 2017 No.16709625 >>16709614 I wanna marry both a simple Dorome and a super smart Haku and get the best of all worlds!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:25:18 2017 No.16709626 >>16709593 >/mgg/ C'mon now anon. The only people who called us that were shitposters and those who didn't know any better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:27:04 2017 No.16709637 >>16709614 Yes, that's right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:27:09 2017 No.16709638 >>16709613 Oh no, the krakens twins are coming back to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:27:40 2017 No.16709643 >>16709637 homosexer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:28:06 2017 No.16709645 >>16709623 >Anubisfag is not only a Canadian but a literal cuckold How pathetic.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:28:28 2017 No.16709646
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>walk into all this talk of Anubutts
>specifically Canadian ones

I just want to take my waifu to my hometown, go tobogganing with her, then warm up with her by the fire while eating some pancakes and back bacon. Is that too much to ask for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:33:00 2017 No.16709661 >>16709646 >You will never take your Anubis daughteru tobogganing Just... just kill me already.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:33:06 2017 No.16709662

>Within the MGC is a district the size of a small village.
>It's surrounded by streets on all sides and has high walls.
>It houses apartments and houses, but it caters to one group of people only.
>Single unmarried men.
>It often takes in men during a full moon or mating season.
>The monstergirls of the city call it the Cock block

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:33:41 2017 No.16709663
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I want an enchanting date with an onee san type lilim. Then I want her to take me by surprise when I go to her house. Then I want her to dom me gently all night long, and wake up to 69 paizuri. So many positions to try out!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:34:39 2017 No.16709664 >>16706688 >Megaton Kick for me Whew, that's a good one. >Manticore wife gets Face Erasing I have no idea what she's going to do with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:34:43 2017 No.16709665 >>16709615 >Wear armour in monsterland >swarmed by lizards/salamanders >get raped Such is life in monsterland, that is why you have to bribe everyone off with gold!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:35:45 2017 No.16709667 >>16709663 Lilims are SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:36:04 2017 No.16709668 >>16709663 Does she still live at home in the DL's castle, or does she have her own place? >>16709662 I swear to god Carlos

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:36:06 2017 No.16709669 >>16709665 You can't peel off power armor easily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:37:39 2017 No.16709673 >>16709663 I want to look at my lilim and say that I was there when she was born.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:37:45 2017 No.16709675 File: 170 KB, 895x893, Manticore 1476229403710.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709664 No anon, the question is what couldn't she do with that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:37:53 2017 No.16709677 >>16709665 > flash your gold > get raped by youkos and tanukis When the Demon Lord opens a door, she closes a window

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:39:06 2017 No.16709681

>>16709669
And Demon Silver would pass right through to open up your spirit essence, who said nuthin about peeling?
inb4 long winded explanation of the specifics of insert videogame armor statistics and how it would allow someone to conquer the monstergirl worls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:39:24 2017 No.16709683 >>16709645 Are you really surprised though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:40:04 2017 No.16709684 >>16709681 You just need armor with high magic resist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:40:40 2017 No.16709687 >>16709683 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:40:46 2017 No.16709688 >>16709681 But I'm still inside the suit, how is opening up my spirit essence going to do anything?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:42:29 2017 No.16709690 >>16709688 You're going to be unbearably horny with hot lizard girls all over you and have an uncomfortable erection that you can't get rid of without taking the armor off.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:43:09 2017 No.16709693

>>16709688
Well in Fallen Brides, it seems to functionally paralyze the person 'cut' by it even through armor, not to mention increasing their arousal levels in high amounts for each wound. Couple of open wounds of it and you'd be coming out of the armor yourself to try and rape or be raped.
In fact, being in a big clunky suit of armor is probably the worst idea, and would be a rookie move of someone trying to avoid rape by monstergirls as much as possible. It's probably why the Order keeps getting stomped so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:43:13 2017 No.16709695 >>16709681 Just make your t-60 out of demon silver alloy.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:43:25 2017 No.16709696
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>>16709615
>Wearing power armor
You're basically just a canned fuck toy to some monster girls in that stuff!

>>16709623
Dunno who you're talking about, but I'm not him. I've never done a commission before. I'm also more of a hellhoundfag. I've thought about getting ittla to do a hellhound for me, but I'd rather spend my money on other things, like ammo for my new gun and stuff.

>>16709646
I remember when I was younger, having a GT snow racer was the coolest fucking thing. I miss sledding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:43:53 2017 No.16709699 >>16709675 Suppose all it takes is a creative mind to see it's true potential. Like creating faceless guys for other MG's fetishes for a profit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:45:13 2017 No.16709704 >>16709690 I have painful erections all the time, that isn't going to make me take my clothes off the bus and start raping people. Then again, this is why I think KC sucks at world building.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:46:48 2017 No.16709707

>>16709704
He's not trying to make a world where people can fantasize about defeating the Monstergirls and avoiding getting into relationships with them, as should be readily apparent
I don't think autism is that prominent in Japan so he doesn't really cater or take it into account too much

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:46:51 2017 No.16709708

>>16709663
>Date a lilim
>The other lilims hear about you and take an interest, though same type of interest you'd get when a guy dates a relative of yours
>Become acquantances
>Now you have multiple lilims who you know and can call when you need some specific type of help they're best at
>Like Selene and Victoria shivving this >>16709667 guy

What would each lilim's nonsexual specialty be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:47:56 2017 No.16709713 >>16709708 I want a lilim onee san whose true passion is mysticism. That would be comforting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:48:20 2017 No.16709715 Please I beg you we already started this thread with a big idiotic discussion about 'well this is how I'd beat the monstergirls' we really don't need it more than once a week let alone in the same thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:48:43 2017 No.16709716 >>16709713 Go watch her birth and choose her stats then. Make her the sister of all onee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:49:01 2017 No.16709719 >>16709708 Roleplaying Guess the OC

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:49:19 2017 No.16709720 >>16709708 Creating snowflakes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:49:22 2017 No.16709722 >>16709715 Too late senpai, we're going there. Firearms, yea or nay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:49:52 2017 No.16709723 >>16709722 We're not, actually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:50:01 2017 No.16709724 >>16709708 Why does everyone want to shiv me? This is why i say they're shit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:50:49 2017 No.16709726 >>16709722 Fuck off with this, he's right and it's really just shitposting at this point

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:51:09 2017 No.16709728 >>16709722 I'd rather talk about technological advancements caused by modern man/monstergirl interactions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:52:30 2017 No.16709735 Male domination is just as bad as a Sith.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:53:13 2017 No.16709738 >>16709735 That's an opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:53:13 2017 No.16709739 Yep, it's the weak bait hour. You know what to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:53:24 2017 No.16709740 If living armor exists, I fail to see why protecting yourself in armor wouldn't work against demon steel weapons. At the very worst you'd just have to make the armor out of a demon steel alloy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:54:27 2017 No.16709743 >>16709738 It's a fact.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:54:50 2017 No.16709744 File: 429 KB, 768x1142, tumblr_o9hr5qHhcD1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709722 I would rather headpat the monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:55:50 2017 No.16709746 >>16709739 Fuck yes. I love my waifu and I would suplex her.

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:56:01 2017 No.16709748

>>16709740
It's Demon Silver.
Living Armor is specifically a monsterized/possessed armor.
You'd only have access to high amounts of Demon Silver if you were in the Demon Realm already, or with trade links to Monstergirls, meaning you'd probably already be in good with them.
I guess if you're coming from that route then perhaps, but if you're suggesting some 'avoid-all-monsters' scheme it simply isn't going to work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:56:48 2017 No.16709750 >>16709719 Mari? Autistic attack name-calling and all that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:57:03 2017 No.16709751 >>16709740 Read the setting/Fallen Brides

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:57:32 2017 No.16709752 >>16709740 Demon Realm silver stronk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 23:58:37 2017 No.16709756 >>16709739 Comes in waves, don't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:01:56 2017 No.16709768 File: 375 KB, 700x1300, 1480933766875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thicc moose!

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:03:53 2017 No.16709773

>>16709748
>It's Demon Silver.
Same shit.
>Living Armor is specifically a monsterized/possessed armor.
Is armor made from a monster with mamono mana flowing through it that different from armor made with a metal with mamono mana flowing through it? Its effectiveness would be worse than the monster girls literally designed to protect, but it would still protect, no?
>You'd only have access to high amounts of Demon Silver if you were in the Demon Realm already, or with trade links to Monstergirls, meaning you'd probably already be in good with them.
I don't think monstergirls are a monolith. You could be in tight with the neutral monstergirls and sill resist the radical faction. And Demon Silver is common in non-monster territories too. It's just obnoxiously present in monster territories. They probably don't even have rocks or pebbles, it's all just chunks of unprocessed silver.

Well, not that KC is too clear on what the one star of rarity means.

>>16709751
What is it that you want to say?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:04:39 2017 No.16709777 Does Rachel Ooze count as a monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:06:02 2017 No.16709780 >>16709768 Proud of her rack I see

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:06:34 2017 No.16709783 >>16709708 While I don't mind the lilim OC's I've got to ask why Selene and Victoria often get mentioned together like some sort of lilim tag team?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:07:34 2017 No.16709787 >>16709768 needs an edit where her t-shirt says 'canada' but her flannel shirt covers just enough of her front so her shirt reads 'anal'

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:08:35 2017 No.16709791 >>16709787 Why does Japan sell shirts with flags of different countries on them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:09:42 2017 No.16709796 >>16709783 They're the two violent ones and the context in which they're mentioned involves violence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:11:41 2017 No.16709804 File: 115 KB, 547x682, 1484766614885.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709722 yea

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:12:14 2017 No.16709807 >>16709728 Like what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:12:50 2017 No.16709810 >>16709791 fuck dude i dont know this is the first time im hearing about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:13:48 2017 No.16709812 >>16709807 One word my friend. Magitek. Do you know how many advancements in medicine, cybernetics and general quality of life we could make by integrating technology with fucking magic? I'll answer that hypothetical with the words "A lot".

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:14:23 2017 No.16709814

>>16709804
>At 7:34pm a theater full of lonely single men and monsters was shot up by a minotaur using a gatling gun
>It fired over a thousand rounds of demon silver bullets
>Everyone in the theater left in a relationship
>This has been the feel good story of the night

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:15:32 2017 No.16709817 >>16709814 See this is why I like MGC Nightly News, they keep the nice stories in!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:16:55 2017 No.16709825 >>16709807 Not him, but the idea of using magitek to make a some sort of mechanical living armor sounds appealing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:17:35 2017 No.16709826 >>16709777 She's got the monster part down at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:21:56 2017 No.16709836 >>16709739 Wait around for other people to reply? Because my off time syncs to the thread's dead zone without fail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:22:05 2017 No.16709837 >>16709783 >Lilim tag team >You will never encounter the lilims known as the sisters of battle. >>16709796 Doesn't help that Selene has a sword perfect for shiving. But I don't think she's "Bitch I'll cut you!" levels of violent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:27:20 2017 No.16709847 File: 323 KB, 1402x992, Crazy gun dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709722 I like guns I also like dragons

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:30:07 2017 No.16709854 >>16709837 >Lilim tag team Guess what? They're still SHIT! They're so weak they need two people to battle one!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:32:48 2017 No.16709858 >>16709854 They are double the shit and they are going to take you down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:34:18 2017 No.16709864 >>16709322 Woot, looking forward to cute consenticle-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:35:38 2017 No.16709870 File: 390 KB, 689x1020, 1489466138229.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709837 >>16709854 >Pic related but with Selene and Victoria never

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:37:50 2017 No.16709880 File: 1.05 MB, 1056x741, 40355470.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709847 I like guns And monster girls with mofu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:38:44 2017 No.16709883 File: 989 KB, 338x188, hd5cgEm.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709870 Wouldn't there be more blood?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:39:31 2017 No.16709887 File: 104 KB, 712x1000, get some.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709722 I'm a big fan of girls with guns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:39:59 2017 No.16709889 File: 899 KB, 794x1200, 1399406694439.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >some squires are hoping their paladin onee-sans monsterize >meanwhile I'm just sitting here waiting for that new paladin initiate to alp

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:40:57 2017 No.16709894 >>16709837 >Selene and Victoria are know for their strength and battle prowess >Neither can get a man due to most men not being into their violent tendencies. Being a warrior lilim is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:41:50 2017 No.16709896 File: 1.35 MB, 1400x960, Inspecting an M60.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709880 I too like guns and mofu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:42:35 2017 No.16709899 >>16709870 >>16709883 Donutsteelims are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:42:57 2017 No.16709901 >>16709858 >They are double the shit and they are going to take you down. But that means they're still SHIT! The only way i will retract that statement is if i am proven wrong!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:43:18 2017 No.16709904 File: 117 KB, 800x800, 61590143_p26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709896 Better watch out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:44:41 2017 No.16709907 >>16709904 I'm on the wrong side of that barrel, this is looking to be friendly fire real soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:45:19 2017 No.16709909 >>16709814 Man, it would suck to be the one man who didn't get a wife out of an experience like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:47:09 2017 No.16709915 >>16709907 Just think of it as paintball.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:47:14 2017 No.16709917 >>16709909 >the loneliest anon >he constantly gets himself into porn scenarios >but in the end he can't even get a hug One is the loneliest number that you ever do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:48:31 2017 No.16709923 >>16709915 It's gonna be awful trying to get the paint out of all those tails. Nah, it'll be a wonderful bonding experience

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:49:14 2017 No.16709927 >>16709917 I would imagine that he'd get used to it after the first or second time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:49:44 2017 No.16709931 File: 65 KB, 652x380, 61544260_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709899 Donuts are nice though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:50:40 2017 No.16709934 >>16709931 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:52:22 2017 No.16709945 >>16709927 You'd think that, but he always ends up getting his hopes up right before the fall.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:54:23 2017 No.16709957 >>16709837 Some thing tells me Selene would join in Victoria's battles as a lubu type general >Do not pursue Selene! >>16709870 Must have been one hell of a fight to get to that point. >>16709894 I'm into that, I just cant fight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:55:40 2017 No.16709962 >>16709945 Well it's either that he gets used to it or he just becomes completely dead inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 00:58:31 2017 No.16709969 File: 148 KB, 940x720, 55071843_p0 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709934 The alpish looking ones are nice too.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:02:35 2017 No.16709975
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>>16709917
>>16709909
>>16709927
>>16709945
>keeps getting into comically painful scenarios where he thinks a monster will go for him, but shit happens at the last second, always
>this keeps happening
>comes home to a messy haired naked apron wearing demon
>She's been altering his luck and probability fields with high end devil magic until she finally gets the stones to break into his house
>makes him dinner and rides him ragged
>tells him with slightly crazed eyes that he'll never want to leave her side ever again
good end?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:04:14 2017 No.16709980 >>16709975 Then he wakes up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:06:56 2017 No.16709987 >>16709975 >>16709980 That's just advanced bullying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:07:00 2017 No.16709988 >>16709980 Don't do this to him, anon, he's having a rough time of it as it is

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:07:34 2017 No.16709989 >>16709980 Fucking nightmares, man. Stupid sexy horsepussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:09:45 2017 No.16709993 File: 500 KB, 616x777, 61902878_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709980 Being able to rape you til you go unconscious and continue further inside your dreams, then keep going after you wake up is an underrated succubi talent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:09:50 2017 No.16709994 File: 540 KB, 1200x1718, p115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16709896 It's a fantastic combination

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:10:33 2017 No.16709996 >>16709980 >"At least there's still porn, yeah porn..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:10:46 2017 No.16709997 >>16709988 He will have rough times for the rest of his life, anon. >>16709989 >>16709993 There is no monster girl.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:11:21 2017 No.16709998

Reminder to not let your guard down yet!
Even though today's moon is officially a waning gibbous, remain vigilant for wayward monster girls. There are reports of multiple hound beast-type monsters attacking their unsuspecting future husbands. Please stay vigilant for these WAN-ing Missus

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:13:13 2017 No.16710001 >>16709993 >Holstubbus Hot damn!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:16:46 2017 No.16710006 >>16710001 Milk for 'milk'- a fair trade, no?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:16:51 2017 No.16710007 >>16709996 The porn won't last forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:17:51 2017 No.16710011 >>16709998 Is it true that Cheshires are the only ones that enjoy puns this bad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:20:46 2017 No.16710018 >>16709997 You must really hate this man

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:29:01 2017 No.16710040 >>16710011 No there's also the Ferrywoman of the Dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:31:16 2017 No.16710047 >>16709804 Battle Cattle!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:32:04 2017 No.16710048 >>16710040 >Ferrywoman of the Dead Who? not memeing, just ignorant

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:32:23 2017 No.16710049 File: 138 KB, 392x500, 15654566436345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon is as useless as tits on a Scorpio-

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:32:59 2017 No.16710051 >>16710048 Charon-Chan, a creation of the thread and a massive pun spewing loser.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:33:13 2017 No.16710053 File: 268 KB, 662x700, 1394397669280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16710048 Charon. She likes bad puns. She's thread OC. Please don't forget.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:33:46 2017 No.16710054 >>16710049 Shit tier girl.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:35:40 2017 No.16710057
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>You will never be an adventurer that collapses from fatigue, wounds and hunger passing through a forest.
>You will never awaken in a cozy cottage, where you're lying in a comfortable bed.
>You will never find out you were rescued by a kindly Troll, who is now nursing you back to health.
>You will never enjoy the best vegetable soup you've ever had.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:36:06 2017 No.16710058 File: 645 KB, 1280x1882, 211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Really makes you think

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:36:25 2017 No.16710059 >>16710053 She will live on in my memory Im just new. Tell me more?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:36:28 2017 No.16710060 >>16710049 I want to get tickled by the sweepy-thingies scorpions have on their bellies. >>16710054 Shit tier anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:37:34 2017 No.16710063 File: 291 KB, 400x567, 1399317698783.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16710059 That's about it. She's Charon of Greek mythology, only a girl, and she likes puns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:38:34 2017 No.16710064 >>16710060 You're the shit tier anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:42:09 2017 No.16710071 File: 588 KB, 1500x2166, 1444409814247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16710063 I want Charon to join my RPG party!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:43:05 2017 No.16710073 >>16709722 As long as the qt is qt and the pewpew goes pew all is well imo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:46:20 2017 No.16710078 >>16710063 Well there's also the fact that her job sucks and she isn't appreciated for it. That story that never continued had her at least be friends with Cerberus-chan.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:48:38 2017 No.16710084

>>16709667
This anon is probably right. Lilims, most likely, will have screwed hundreds if not thousands of men and women before they settle on a guy. By dating or marrying one, you're effectively partnering up with the biggest whore on the planet. But hey, think of all the money she might have made by whoring herself out or by shooting some pornos; on top of that, she's royalty, so you'd never have to work a day in your life. Personally, I wouldn't date or marry a whore, but to each, their own.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:50:57 2017 No.16710089 >>16710084 >Lilims, most likely, will have screwed hundreds if not thousands of men and women before they settle on a guy. [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:52:11 2017 No.16710090 File: 384 KB, 940x1032, 1450104225323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 500 words every day no matter what they are!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:53:01 2017 No.16710094 >>16710084 >world class slut that thinks my cock is the best >enough to settle down with me Shit man if that ever happened to me my self esteem would be through the roof.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:54:44 2017 No.16710100 >>16710090 I'm gonna draw that Art Fairy, but with an embarrassingly large rear end!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:54:48 2017 No.16710101 >>16710090 can i getta off day b. i had 2 work overtime n shiet i just want to hit it from the back wit my girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:56:03 2017 No.16710104 >>16710101 This is why you, your ancestors and your descendants will never leave the slums, Mr. Tailpussy-breath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:57:09 2017 No.16710107 >>16710104 shiet im goonin in zipangu b, i watch dbz an fuck wit a ryu on the daily

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:58:23 2017 No.16710112 >>16710107 I don't even know what's going on anymore, just write 500 words a day, it isn't that tall of an order.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:58:51 2017 No.16710114 >>16710107 >Ironic shit posting is still shit posting

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 01:59:11 2017 No.16710115

>>16710089
Their profile basically states that every guy they meet gets for aroused that they end up screwing, and Lilims just keep partnering up with men until they find their ideal mate. They constantly screw women too to change them into monsters as well.

>>16710094
I guess you could think of it that way. But still, I wouldn't want to be married to someone who has screwed everyone in town. Lilims are probably good for a one-night stand though.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:06:39 2017 No.16710134
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What color should a fire-rat's dress be? The red would accentuate the flames nicely, but it would be kind of dull. Blue would be reminiscent of Thunder-thighs Chun-Li but would clash with the flames.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:07:51 2017 No.16710138 >>16710134 Maybe Orange? It's striking and works well with fire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:08:15 2017 No.16710141 >>16710134 Orange is neat, or yellow. Maybe a nice pink if she's that kind of girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:08:33 2017 No.16710143 >>16710134 You can go with gold or bronze, Or if you can go for a metallic black to compliment blue hellfirerats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:09:54 2017 No.16710146 >>16710143 Black with white high-lights might actually work when she's facing a guy with a white gi and a black belt. Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:16:20 2017 No.16710162 >>16710134 Gonna dress a Firemouse up like Chun Li. I just hope she has the legs to make it work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:19:01 2017 No.16710171 >>16710162 If she doesn't then drag her to the gym.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:25:19 2017 No.16710184 File: 205 KB, 722x1100, 1422758309829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16710134 Purple

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:29:51 2017 No.16710191 >>16710184 Purple is the sexiest color.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:31:09 2017 No.16710197 >>16710184 I'm surprised nobody has done Yakuza edits of other monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:32:31 2017 No.16710201 File: 222 KB, 609x609, wmbh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hug the daughteru

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:35:21 2017 No.16710209 File: 3.72 MB, 2027x2850, 31366d0c650f6e72d9a472ebe4fea669.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] foxes with soxes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:35:29 2017 No.16710210 >>16710201 Stop. I need to take my mind of Lucoa-san's massive Dragon breasts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:35:56 2017 No.16710213 File: 87 KB, 528x600, 1424269417111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16710197 There's a Kiryu edit of the vanilla Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:36:29 2017 No.16710216 >>16710201 Kanna is for sexual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:37:09 2017 No.16710219 >>16710213 So would the series be about a Dragon who is like a Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:37:14 2017 No.16710220 >>16710216 All daughterus are for sexual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:40:26 2017 No.16710230 >>16710219 No, that shit's lame. Kiryu stays the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:41:04 2017 No.16710234 >>16710230 Then does Kiryu start an orphanage for Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:43:02 2017 No.16710241 >>16710234 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:43:14 2017 No.16710242 >>16710090 I wrote ten words today. More then I usually do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:46:23 2017 No.16710248 >>16710241 Well where's my story?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:49:19 2017 No.16710255 >>16710216 Kanna is for headpats and treats. No sexual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:49:52 2017 No.16710257 File: 53 KB, 587x412, kanna lolibutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16710255 gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:51:41 2017 No.16710258 >>16710257 I'd much rather pamper my daughteru and fuck my waifu thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:58:19 2017 No.16710281 >>16710090 Only 500? Here's 743! New from line 45. Such a tiny little update for such a tiny little story about a man and a fire rat doing battle. Now on to other things. http://pastebin.com/9NFqMxi6

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:09:41 2017 No.16710315 Mist, a full moon, and still no fucking monstergirls. Life just loves cockteasing me doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:11:34 2017 No.16710318 >>16710315 I just read a book by Grant Morrison where he talked about chaos magick and willing things into being, we've just got to try harder and learn how to make sigils.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:16:06 2017 No.16710332 Is it ok to cum inside your momster when she helps you masturbate with her pussy? You wouldn't want to abuse her kindness

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:16:20 2017 No.16710333 >>16710318 >chaos magick And this is how you get a Shoggoth maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:17:05 2017 No.16710335 File: 152 KB, 1200x1200, CwGhKe4VUAEDSf5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big girls!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:18:16 2017 No.16710337 >>16710335 I want to go to MGC! See the Big Wolves up close!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:19:41 2017 No.16710340 >>16710255 >>16710258 >>16710201 Agreed. Kanna is the ideal daughteru, perfect for hugs and headpats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:23:36 2017 No.16710349 >>16708753 Sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:28:46 2017 No.16710355 >>16709470 Why is she tied up and gagged? I prefer intimate and pure sex not rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:36:32 2017 No.16710360 >>16710337 Ganna ask a big strong wolfu on a pure, pride and fun date!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:39:12 2017 No.16710363 >>16710355 That's her fetish, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:44:27 2017 No.16710366 >>16710363 Well I never knew aunty was so kinky. I'd make sure to be gentle and considerate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:45:34 2017 No.16710367 File: 418 KB, 780x1200, 1458855171493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16710360 Where's the best place to take a wolfu for a date?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:46:19 2017 No.16710369 >>16710367 Agility course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:47:32 2017 No.16710372 >>16710367 Somewhere fancy like an Italian restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:56:27 2017 No.16710376 File: 99 KB, 745x756, 143576435543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16710367 Porker's Bar & Grill!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 03:58:44 2017 No.16710379 >>16710367 Big muscle fat wolfus in cute dresses!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:01:10 2017 No.16710384 >>16710376 They probably make a nice well done steak with ketchup

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:02:38 2017 No.16710387 >>16710384 >spoiler There's a special hell for people like you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:03:19 2017 No.16710389 >>16710387 What's wrong with eating cooked meat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:05:23 2017 No.16710392 >tfw female Conker MG can be a thing now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:05:31 2017 No.16710395 >>16710387 Hey man it's just how I like my steak. I'm not usually a big fan of steaks but when I do eat them that's how I like them. Maybe my big stronk wolfu can order a plate of a 5 steaks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:06:39 2017 No.16710397 >>16710376 Porker's servers don't mind if you slap their butt or fondle them It's a lewd place

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:06:39 2017 No.16710398 >>16710392 MIMIMIMIII~

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:06:49 2017 No.16710399 >>16710384 >Well done steak >Nice It's a ruined steak is what it is anon. Well done steaks are dry and shitty!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:07:22 2017 No.16710401 >>16710399 Well I think they're tasty!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:10:23 2017 No.16710403 >>16710398 >Come home to find her drunk again That squirrel will drink so much and then go on an adventure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:11:21 2017 No.16710405 >>16710401 Anon, I'm gonna shove charcoal in your mouth because judging from your comments you'd like the taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:13:05 2017 No.16710411 >>16710398 >Giant shit slime Dear god no

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:13:38 2017 No.16710412 >>16710405 What is it with you assholes and trying to force people into only liking what you like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:13:44 2017 No.16710413 >>16710405 Well I'd shove raw meat in your mouth because you seem to like that taste!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:17:01 2017 No.16710418 >>16710412 >Stop liking things I don't like It's a thing as old as time anon. Just accept it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:18:06 2017 No.16710421 File: 826 KB, 2688x3508, 1393518646745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16710418 No, I won't accept it. Instead I'll accept YOU.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:19:47 2017 No.16710423 >>16710421 I can accept you accepting me. That's a cute centaur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:20:00 2017 No.16710424 >>16710412 Food is serious business anon. EXTREMELY SERIOUS BUSINESS. >>16710413 Medium Rare or go home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:21:26 2017 No.16710427 >>16710424 >Food is serious business No it isn't, it's just fuel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:22:40 2017 No.16710431 >>16710424 >Food is serious business anon. And here we see the househusband in his natural habitat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:23:33 2017 No.16710432 >>16710427 I take that as an insult. Cooking Is great and I may not like steak but there's plenty of things I love in cooking. Cooking actually being a what I enjoy about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:23:54 2017 No.16710433 Who let the Wendigos in? On a more serious note, would some monster girls prefer raw meat over cooked?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:24:56 2017 No.16710437 >>16710433 Beelzebub.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:25:24 2017 No.16710438 >>16710433 The more bestial or untamed would prefer raw, but they might love cooked if you give them some.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:26:17 2017 No.16710441 >>16710431 >And here we see the househusband in his natural habitat. More like I have functioning taste buds. I actually want to teach at a MGC high school and matchmake my students but that's besides the point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:28:19 2017 No.16710447 >Kikis angrily discussing what meat is better for master. >But masters meat is best for them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:33:32 2017 No.16710452 >>16710438 >Wild Mershark has been eating raw meat her whole life >You give her roasted lamb chops >She cries tears of happiness because of how good it tastes Feeding cooked food to wild monster girls is one of the kindest thing a man can do

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:38:36 2017 No.16710460 >>16710441 I want to teach lessons at a MGC school aswell. Purity lessons! And maybe some cooking when I'm away from the house and I've done all the chores my waifu wants me to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:38:58 2017 No.16710461 >Your ancient, immeasurably powerful 9 tailed Kitsune wife will never have a fetish for pretending to be a simple maid and have no shame in continuing that in public

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:41:38 2017 No.16710466 >>16710460 Gonna be hard for those teens to stay pure so long as I'm helping them get together. Eros as my witness, there won't be a boy in my class who hasn't been balls deep in monstergirl pussy by the end of the first school year!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:43:30 2017 No.16710468 >>16707402 I can get off to a vacuum cleaner with lipstick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:49:21 2017 No.16710474 >>16710466 This is exactly why a purity class is needed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:51:13 2017 No.16710477 >>16710474 Anon, I fail to see your point. What exactly is wrong with giving boys the advice they need to confess to their monstergirl classmates?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:51:16 2017 No.16710478 File: 15 KB, 300x326, 1489481476255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16710468

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:52:45 2017 No.16710479

>>16710447
A good master eats all the meat Kikis serve him, even the weird exotic kinds
A great master eats all the time and then makes his Kikis taste his meat as a reward

>>16710461
What are you supposed to do when she does something shameful and begs you to punish her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:54:25 2017 No.16710482 >>16710468 You say that, but you know a pleasure model automaton could suck harder than a vacuum while stimulating your dick with her rotating lubed up gel throat. And that would contract until it's as tight as possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:58:59 2017 No.16710485 >>16710477 Oh they can go out and such. Just I'd teach them that sex before marriage is wrong and make sure you're dating the person you'll stay with forever!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:06:19 2017 No.16710497 >>16710485 You need to have a full 2 months course on the evil of the "rape and dump" trend that has been plaguing the youth

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:07:56 2017 No.16710500 >>16710485 >Hormonal teenagers in MGC >Staying abstinent That's the funniest joke I've heard all week!

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:11:59 2017 No.16710506

>>16710479
>You will never have two kiki maids
>You will never have one feed you perfectly made stake while the other gives you a blowjob.
>They will never alternate between who is feeding you and blowing you.
>You will never give them something to "eat" once you are done.
Life is pain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:17:37 2017 No.16710520 >>16710497 That's what I intend to inform them about. >>16710500 I'll try my best to teach them it! They'll realise how much better sex is when they wait for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:18:11 2017 No.16710523 >>16710506 I want this with 2 Shoggoths and more madness

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:20:14 2017 No.16710527 >>16710520 I can guarantee you that there won't be a single virgin in your class that isn't you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:21:27 2017 No.16710531 >>16710520 You are starting to sound like the kind of teacher who gets gangraped by monster girl thugs during all of his lectures

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:21:28 2017 No.16710532 >>16710523 That won't be a stake you'll be eating anon. Hope you're fine with that.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:28:38 2017 No.16710543

>>16710531
>A group of delinquents is busy raping the fuck out of professor anon
>But he just keeps talking and teaching
>It gets tricky sometimes when one of them pulls his face into her pussy, but he manages it still
>Everyone's grades have improved by twenty percent

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:32:19 2017 No.16710547 >>16710543 I want to be the cool teacher who gives delinquent monstergirls life and dating advice! I want to hook up the gang's leader with that boy she keeps eyeing from the back of the room!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:34:33 2017 No.16710553 >>16710532 I'd be disappoint if it was actual meat >>16710547 You and I both know that boy is a slut, let's not fuel his sluttiness by feeding him to a tall muscled delinquent

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:36:05 2017 No.16710559 >>16710553 Well of course I know that he's a slut for tall muscled girls, how do you think I knew to pair him up with the Bancho? I pay attention to my students when I talk to them anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:37:20 2017 No.16710563 >>16710527 But I thought I thought them right. I just want to help them. >>16710531 >>16710543 I'll be seeing the head mistress about this! My purity!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:39:51 2017 No.16710568 >>16710563 Then stop trying to stunt what's only natural and accept that a bunch of 16 year olds in MGC are going to fuck. Also >Going to the headmistress in an MGC high school to whine about losing your purity She's gonna laugh at you harder than me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:43:16 2017 No.16710574 >>16710568 I wonder if the headmistress is single. And does she own the 'mistress' part of her title?

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:45:19 2017 No.16710578

>>16710568
>Teacher Anon goes to the Headmistress of MGC high to complain about the delinquents raping him on a daily basis
>She laughs him off and asks if he needs her to setup a bed in his classroom to make the rape more comfortable
>Teacher Anon then tried to sue the school, lost the case and was sentenced to take responsibility for rape-baiting his students

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:45:26 2017 No.16710579

>>16710574
A single, CC Dragon with a leather fetish.
She'll want to ride you hard and long if you accept her advances anon. You'd better be ready to spend a lot of time in her office.
You have a better chance if you're a student because she's into the whole "Hot for teacher" thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:53:26 2017 No.16710599 >>16710568 >>16710574 >>16710578 Guess I could turn my class into extra sex Ed if this is just going to happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 05:57:07 2017 No.16710609 >>16710579 I was thinking more about an Arch-Succubus or maybe a high level undead >>16710599 Sex Ed classes constitute over half of the MGC high curriculum I assume that you would specialize in "rough rape" classes, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:00:55 2017 No.16710621 >>16710579 As long as you mean a skinny CC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:08:51 2017 No.16710638 >>16710621 >CC >Skinny Those are extremely rare Anon And besides, how is a Dragon supposed to boast her power and pride if she is skinny? She needs an hourglass figure that will make all the boys turn their head whenever she passes by

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:18:37 2017 No.16710656 >>16710638 Well, I can handle an hourglass figure too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:19:14 2017 No.16710659 File: 83 KB, 960x540, 1478252767808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me a story you want to see told.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:19:24 2017 No.16710660

I feel like being a teacher must be hard. All of female students would misbehave and get bad grades on purpose so they can stay after class and have you "tutor" them.
The only way for you to get them to lear anything is to go balls deep inside of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:20:39 2017 No.16710663 >>16710660 Or just be married already. Possibly to another faculty member.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:21:10 2017 No.16710665 >>16710659 Lich fucking up one of her experiments big time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:21:41 2017 No.16710666 >>16710665 And?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:22:05 2017 No.16710667 >>16710659 A wandering swordsman trying to get a lost little oni back home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:22:24 2017 No.16710668 >>16710663 The Bicorn in class doesn't think that's a problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:23:01 2017 No.16710670 >>16710667 This sounds like a more lengthy tale.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:23:55 2017 No.16710672 >>16710668 Unfortunately for her, I do. She can go be sad in the corner.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:25:13 2017 No.16710674

>>16710666
I thought of a few scenarios but I feel like they mostly range from eh or more eh.
Like she's desperately trying to fix it but is also very intrigued by the results. So going from "Hmm, I wonder what this'll do" to "Yeah, no. That just made it worse. Fuck. fuck." all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:26:17 2017 No.16710676 >>16710672 >she has to sit in the corner with a paper hat that says "Cuck" on it. how cruel of you anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:27:52 2017 No.16710680 >>16710670 Ah, something short then. How about something involving a childhood friend manticore stalking down the poor boy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:28:41 2017 No.16710681 >>16710659 Slice of life with a genki Mimic gf

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:28:58 2017 No.16710682

>>16710659
A story about a man trying his hardest to teach an Atlach-Nacha that there is more to life than having sex and spinning the web

It would be interesting to see her reaction to the world after she spent centuries in her underground lair where sunlight doesnt reach

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:30:31 2017 No.16710686 >>16710676 That sounds like something they'd do on their own.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:31:20 2017 No.16710687 >>16708852 Did Mari do it? Did she actually complete it but forgot to do the steelims and started drawing cute cats instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:31:33 2017 No.16710689 >>16710682 >A story about a man trying his hardest to teach an Ushi-Oni that there is more to life than having sex, period.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:33:28 2017 No.16710694 >>16709055 The Fairy is trying to be helpful. Sandy is just embarrassed because she doesn't like exposing her legs in any way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:37:02 2017 No.16710697 >>16710659 Something about spiders

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:37:18 2017 No.16710698 >>16710686 I'd go over there and pet her on the head. Poor little cuckhorse.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:38:11 2017 No.16710701

>>16710660
The rates of home schooled children and dropouts would be much higher as well
Schools with monster girl would be more about social gatherings and husband sighting than actual education

>>16710689
Sounds easier to write but we need an Eldritch spider story

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:45:24 2017 No.16710709

>>16710531
In the guy that your post was intended for, sorry for a late reply.

But I have a waifu, my students would know that from my collar. I'd matchmaker my students and teach them how to have a loving relationship. I just want to show them how better things are when you keep it pure, how much more intimate, passionate and loving it can be. But at the end of the day it's their chose! I'm just trying to get them to always love the man they chose first and not to leave him. Especially discouraging pumping and dumping.

I'm also thinking about teaching another class in my spare time, House Husbands 101.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:45:30 2017 No.16710710 >>16710659 A story about how a Lilim became the fresh princess of the demon realm Bel Air.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:47:50 2017 No.16710715 >>16710709 Enjoy your proven shortened lifespan from stress, house husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:51:57 2017 No.16710724 Do we have Automaton cheerleaders yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:52:50 2017 No.16710727 >>16710715 What? I don't follow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:54:52 2017 No.16710732 >>16710667 >>16710680 After Logan my grown man and little girl bonding feels are in an uproar.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 06:59:17 2017 No.16710740

>>16710701
Nah, nah. The Hakutaku would ensure education happens, even if they need to go maximum taco mode and use their vast intelligence to reign in younger MGs. This is their territory, after all. The Tanuki would support this image of a respectable educational program of course, and offer funding for scholarships and school development in long-term schemes to increase the value of the city and their property in it. The Lilims in charge would appreciate the positive publicity for their domain, Sabbath girls would enjoy the flow of responsible and strong looking oniichans being produced here, even the CC office ladies will be happy to get new interns at the office.

If you think of the MGC educational system as a method of producing a product for the community, it makes sense that it would be of high quality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:00:33 2017 No.16710744 >>16710281 Well I'M proud of the one-liner even if nobody else is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:05:47 2017 No.16710751 >>16710744 Just one line is small time. Come back when you can rhyme worth a dime.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:09:54 2017 No.16710765

>>16710709
I think your philosophy is flawed
You will catter to monster girls who wanted this kind of romantic life already, meanwhile all the aggressive and rapey species still won't be able to contain their natural instincts and urges

You might influence boys to not accept the advances of seductive species like Succubi but they still won't be able to do much against aggressive ones
In fact you might make things worse by giving them all a pure, innocent attitude that will do nothing but fuel the desire of monster girls to rape them

>House husband 101
This is where all the boys who got kidnapped by the Amazoness tribe will go to hang out

>>16710740
Monster girls are satisfied with very little, only a fraction of them would work that hard
As for men the ones who didn't become husband is will have to worry about their safety too much to do any kind of meaningful work

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:09:57 2017 No.16710766 Would a herd/tribe of Wendigo notice a Wurm with a blanket pretending yo ve one of them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:10:50 2017 No.16710769 >>16710766 Wurms are ridiculously good at fitting in, so no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:14:30 2017 No.16710774 >>16710769 >"A is for AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA" >"This Wendigo knows what's up."

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:15:11 2017 No.16710775

>>16710766
Aren't Wendigos villages hidden in snowy mountains? How would a Wurm get there?

As for fitting in, the Wendigos would be too shy to say anything though they might unite and drive her off if she eats too much
A Wurm probably has the appetite of 20 Wendigos

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:16:13 2017 No.16710778 >>16710775 >How would a Wurm get there? Quantum tunneling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:17:03 2017 No.16710780 >>16710775 Tunneling can get you anywhere. And she might become chief if she is unbested in eating competitions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:17:10 2017 No.16710781 File: 372 KB, 1000x679, 1489118492866.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16710775 >20 Wendigos or a couple of big wendis

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:18:54 2017 No.16710786 >>16710781 When your horns double as can openers you'd eat a lot too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:21:51 2017 No.16710791 Gremlin making of on enty for those who have access to it, this one should be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:26:35 2017 No.16710800 >>16710778 >>16710780 Damn Wurms digging everywhere Did someone tell them that there are husbands underground or something? >>16710781 Be wary of big Wendigos for they might steal your meat ration and your heart

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:28:44 2017 No.16710805 >>16710800 >Did someone tell them that there are husbands underground or something? No but they are EARTH Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:32:04 2017 No.16710814 >>16710800 >Be wary of big Wendigos for they might steal your meat ration and your heart >tfw no big wendi to steal my meat rations and once those are gone decide to "eat" me up afterward

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:41:14 2017 No.16710842 >>16710805 Finding a wurm's haord must be pretty amazing with the amount of mineral and cristals they find.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:42:36 2017 No.16710847 >>16709219 You and me both, dude. It's fucking everywhere in mg media.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:43:26 2017 No.16710848 >>16710805 Gonna feed rubies and sapphires to a bunch of Wurms.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:44:23 2017 No.16710851

>>16709219
Same here, it's just never been my thing and it's a big part of why I could never get into MGQ.
>>16710847
>It's fucking everywhere in mg media.
That's why the wonderland doujin was such a nice change, all the other MGE doujins seem to be shota.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:46:02 2017 No.16710858 >>16710851 >the one place with shotafication potions gets a non-shota doujin UNIRONIC BRAVO, KC

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:49:12 2017 No.16710870 >>16710858 You seem to not like shota, so it strikes me as strange to applaud that trend. Wouldn't you prefer it if it were the other way around, and only wonderland doujins featured shotas?

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:49:45 2017 No.16710872

>>16710851
People like us would have to go and rape MGs to find get them.

A have a little dumb side fantasy where I become a villain capturing all the shota princes so that normal people can also have a dragon waifu. My waifu is the hero and there is some reverse mayadere shit going on. It's dumb fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:51:59 2017 No.16710876 >>16710870 Is funny to me.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:53:45 2017 No.16710881

>Anon goes to a Zipangu fingerpaint comic convention in MG world.
>Well more of the hotel where the nerds are staying for the night.
>He sneaks into their rooms one by one.
>Screws all of the nerdy monster girls.
>However, he whispers into their ears.
>"No one is going to believe you."
>Always leave with a satisfied smirk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:54:54 2017 No.16710887 >>16710881 Paternity tests.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:57:21 2017 No.16710893 >>16710887 Isn't it really fucking difficult for a monstergirl to get pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 07:58:50 2017 No.16710897 >>16710881 They are going to take pictures of the creampie anon gave them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:00:47 2017 No.16710903 >>16710897 >"Nice fake photo you got there, lemmie guess, the 'creampie' is the fake stuff they use in horse dildos, amiright?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:02:05 2017 No.16710906 >>16710893 If the odds are one in a hundred, but you fuck a hundred girls, the odds are one is going to become pregnant. >>16710897 Or they could film it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:02:27 2017 No.16710912 >>16710903 Oh damn. I guess next time they would take their friends to the con just to prove that the lengedary fucker exists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:09:21 2017 No.16710920 >>16710893 Depends on the girl, common ones like devil bugs can multiply like rabbits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:12:17 2017 No.16710927 File: 272 KB, 868x1300, Babylon_c003_p006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16710893 Life, uh, finds a way.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:13:02 2017 No.16710929

>>16710765
I guess you're right. It is quite stupid, although I just really want to encourage MGs to find a cute boy and stay with him, instead of pumping and dumping him.

I think I might just stick to teaching House Husbands 101, would be so fun and I'd show those boy how to be great house husbands for their MG wife! They may feel down they got kidnapped and forced into this life, but I'll make it my goal to ensure they end up enjoying it!

I sure hope I see my daughteru's boyfriends and soon to be husbands attending that class. I'll make sure they do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:14:35 2017 No.16710932 Cum and dumps are how single monster girl mothers happens Don't fight it, instead be proud that thanks to you a man was able to fulfill his oyakodon fantasy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:17:22 2017 No.16710937 >>16710906 >If the odds are one in a hundred Considering that with some monster girls you can have sex 24/7 for centuries and still not get a child. one in a hundred is waaaaaay to high a chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:19:01 2017 No.16710945 >>16710932 No. Oyakodons are disgusting in my opinion. I'm ok with roleplaying it with my waifu with a lolification potion and a doppel ganger potion. But the real thing is just terrible. Pump and dump is beyond evil to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:21:08 2017 No.16710951 >>16710945 Alright, how about a momster that got pregnant, and early on into that pregnancy, her husband was hit by a train. That a pissed off dragon threw. From the other side of town. And he was too much a paste to revive. What about then?

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:22:55 2017 No.16710958
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>>16710932
>oyakodon with an amazon and her daughter
>she takes you first and makes sure to show her daughter the right way to dominate a man
>you're expecting the daughter to be less rough since she's still growing but her strength exceeds that of her mother
>after she finishes with you, the older amazon buries your face in her chest with a hug and apologizes for how her daughter treated you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:25:43 2017 No.16710967 >>16710945 >roleplay with a lolification and doppelganger potion I like you anon. You're a clever thinker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:25:46 2017 No.16710968 >>16710945 Making a lonely mother and her cute daughter feel special is an act of kindness where everyone is happy and cuddly.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:27:18 2017 No.16710975

>>16710951
Well if the dead guy (I know he's dead and can't answer that but since we're going in very specific situations let's just say he was) was ok with her moving in after his death. What a respectable man would do is marry the mother and treat the daughteru like one of his own.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:28:20 2017 No.16710978 >>16710975 Moving on*

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:28:48 2017 No.16710980 >>16710937 Doubt you'll find any girls like that in some shitty hotel they all decided to stay in for the nerdfest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:30:57 2017 No.16710987 >>16710980 There's bound to be an anubutt or a hellhound or maybe even a lilim!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:31:45 2017 No.16710990 >>16710987 Don't all three of those have the means to track that anon down?

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:32:10 2017 No.16710992

>>16710975
>>16710978
Knowing that the after life is definitely a thing, I could never rob a woman of her fated reunion with her husband in the afterlife.

>Marry a widow
>Live together
>Die old together
>She meets her ex husband in heaven who has spent years watching himself get cucked from beyond the grave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:32:39 2017 No.16710993 >>16710987 Lilim nerds sound like a cute idea. >Nerdy Lilim attending a convention surrounded by body guards

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:33:16 2017 No.16710996 >>16710987 None which would sleep in the same building as the riff raff

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:34:10 2017 No.16711001 >>16710992 Oh shit you're right. I didn't think of that. Yeah, it doesn't seem like there is any way of taking the grime off real okayodon that I can think of.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:34:39 2017 No.16711002

>>16710992
Or maybe you go with the interpretation of Heaven where everyone gets their own unique little slice with their perfect reality laid out before them for eternity.

And the entire time you're up there, it'll nag at you. In your wife's Heaven, who is she with? You, or her first husband who died tragically?
Or just for maximum haram, both.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:34:49 2017 No.16711003

>>16710992
You know I was thinking the exact same thing. You're a very good man and I deeply respect you for that.

I and any other anon here would be so angry he couldn't even put it into words by the sight of his daughteru and waifu being fucked at the same time by the same guy.

So I like to imagine that MGs love their husbands so much they wouldn't even bother with men after their husband died, they'd just wait until their time comes and they can go to the after life to see him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:35:42 2017 No.16711008 >>16710992 Death in mge is pretty dumb. All you have to do is go there and bring your loved one back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:36:17 2017 No.16711010 >>16711001 Don't worry anon. You can always roleplay it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:36:22 2017 No.16711011 >>16711008 And be sure to bully Charon on the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:36:39 2017 No.16711013 >>16711008 Makes you wonder how they keep the population down

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:37:35 2017 No.16711018 >>16711011 If I died I would just say no to her and go back. Fuck that, I have a wife to take care of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:38:52 2017 No.16711026 >>16710932 >Oyakodon Yeah, uh, I'll just get a doppelganger potion and a shorstackification potion. I'm sure my little inferno wouldn't mind too much

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:38:53 2017 No.16711027 >>16711018 The good thing is, dying in MGE is pretty hard. Considering Mamono mana exists. But that's really great of you, you don't accept death. You go back and take care of your family!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:39:04 2017 No.16711028 >>16711013 The world would be filed with 1000 year old people too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:40:14 2017 No.16711032 >>16711026 I hope you enjoy face sitting and a paizuri. But just remember, that's like two times the number of burning tails swinging around in happiness, make sure not to get smacked by it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:41:17 2017 No.16711037 >>16711028 That's actually quite nice when I think about it, imagine the family meet ups! And I get so many of my grand daughterus to play with! From my grand daughterus to my grand grand daughterus to my grand grand grand daughterus and so on!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:42:27 2017 No.16711039 >>16709663 Yeah well, I want to pour chocolate glaze all over Druella's body in intricate, sensual patterns before licking her all over and fucking her full of a child like the blackberry fuckmuffin she is. Too bad she'd never go for a fatty like me

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:43:16 2017 No.16711041

>>16711003
>So I like to imagine that MGs love their husbands so much they wouldn't even bother with men after their husband died
According to KC in his Q&A that's the case 99.99% of the time.
According to him, they eider honor their husbands memory or tries to get them back using necromancy. Or just kills themselves to join their husband in the afterlife.
He did say that there were some edge cases where they find love again if the man is really good and is kinda like their first husband. But The only time I think that would ever happen would be if the husband before dying was okay with them moving on, otherwise it would never move on from saying some flirty things to each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:44:54 2017 No.16711047 >>16711041 >eider Either* Apparently I can't spell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:45:08 2017 No.16711048 >>16711041 To me that's just how I like it.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:45:26 2017 No.16711050

>>16711027
You can't die even if you commit suicide. I would just spend the rest of eternity with my waifu.

>>16711037
Imagine family with devil bugs and monsters like that if they drank mermaid blood or something that made them have the life span of a dragon.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:45:42 2017 No.16711051
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>>16711013
Necessity is the mother of invention.

Humanity managed to first make its push into the extra-terrestrial due to a socio-political competition with wide-reaching implications and consequences. These external factors diminishing generally caused the stagnation and loss of interest in the fields since.

Basically I'm saying a need for new resources to manage a population which one planet alone cannot handle would kickstart a new-age space race.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:47:10 2017 No.16711057

>>16711051
>Necessity is the mother of invention.
You'll have to teach me senpai, because the only counter measure I can think of is to kill some one and then kill every one who would want to bring that person back and so forth until all the loose ends have been cut.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:47:26 2017 No.16711058

>>16711032
I quite enjoy both of those things, so I'm sure I'd be fine.

>that's like two times the number of burning tails swinging around in happiness
>Shortstacked waifu violently whipping her short tail back in forth while kissing and thrashing her tail all over as she's held in suspended congress
>Big waifu is pouring lube all over her chest and giving a breast massage to her husband and wrapping her tail around him and using it to make him move faster
This is fine. Perfect even.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:47:41 2017 No.16711064

>>16710929
Well, it's nice to want to try to make the world a better place but some things can't be changed

I wonder what kind of boy would willingly join the house husband class, I almost want to say a slut but a slut would just throw himself at the nearest strong monster girl rather than put effort in bettering himself

>>16710945
Pump and dumps are a necessary evil
You can't expect all men to fall in love the first time they get raped, and not all monster girls will keep a man who doesn't love them back

Cum and dump on the other hand are actual evil, nobody should play with a monster girl's heart like this

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:47:42 2017 No.16711065

>>16711050
With a devil bug you'd literally create your own colony. And with regular monster girls, I imagine you could actually create little communities of your family. That sounds super comfy, having a little secluded village of your own very large family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:48:24 2017 No.16711066 >>16711013 Chinese style one child a family until the population starts to recede.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:50:06 2017 No.16711076 >>16711065 I don't like it that much actually. Though waifu is a dragon so no need to worry about anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:50:47 2017 No.16711079 >>16711064 >and not all monster girls will keep a man who doesn't love them back >What is mindbreak for

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:52:10 2017 No.16711088

>>16711064
Well, I love the idea of being a house husband. So boys like me I guess, and who knows, some sluts for big girls like to be the house husband of that big girl. Like a Amazonfag.

It may be a necessary evil, but to hell if my waifu does it or my daughterus. I'd never accept that. I'd still encourage boys and MGs not to do it in the school, I don't care if I get told to fuck off by some monster girls!

But really according to MGE, the boy will learn and adapt to like the girl he's being raped by, whether it just be naturally or through slight mindbreak.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:52:17 2017 No.16711090

>>16711057
I'm saying displace rather than cull.

Though I suppose that considering the metaphysical realities of a setting like the MGE, a cull would ultimately just displace them to an afterlife, which theoretically does not have any upper limit on resources and manageable populations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:53:38 2017 No.16711098 >>16711076 >Waifu is a Dragon Not to try and push anything on you anon, and I respect that you don't like it that much. But don't you want to repopulate the dragon race? Maybe become The Father Of Dragons? Become a legend?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:53:42 2017 No.16711099 >>16711041 Has he said anything about reincarnation?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:53:52 2017 No.16711100 >>16711008 Where was this ever said? Also, KC has said there is a system of reincarnation in the MGE (one special variety being used by houris), he just hasn't worked out the details yet.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:54:24 2017 No.16711101

>>16711090
>Though I suppose that considering the metaphysical realities of a setting like the MGE, a cull would ultimately just displace them to an afterlife, which theoretically does not have any upper limit on resources and manageable populations.
Exactly. And if every one they ever cared about was killed too, there would be no one to bring them back to earth.

You know, when I think about it, shouldn't we just kill everyone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:56:38 2017 No.16711105 >>16711099 Not as far as I have read. But considering that would still be "you", it would be okay. I don't see how it would be a problem really.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:57:20 2017 No.16711108

>Be Anon from Earth.
>Get hit by the magic japanese teleportation truck.
>Now in MG world.
>Thought things were awesome at first with the whole free love thing the monster girls hand out here.
>Getting to screw a different girl a day.
>Except for the part in where you have herpes.
>Well, it's bound to happen because 90% of Earth's population has it.
>The common cold of STI's.
>Except the people here don't have any sexually transmitted diseases.
>Herpes spread like wildfire, becoming the new black death for this world.
>Towns are cleared out, everyone is paranoid about bumps appearing on the face.
>It even managed to spread to order territory.
>Feels kind of bad for spreading a infectious disease like wildfire.
>Only good side is that you get to rob houses without any problems since 75% of the continent's population is dead.
>It's a shitty day in MG world.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 08:58:36 2017 No.16711112

>>16711105
Here's the stuff from the Q and A regarding the afterlife that he did for Monster Girls Redux:

>Q2. Is there magic for resurrection or reincarnation?
>A. In the case of being in a state of apparent death, or immediately after death, the souls can be recalled. But basically, it is difficult to resurrect dead unchanged. However, Human women and MGs can relatively easily revived as "undead", and by the one who mastered necromancy, it is possible that a man can revived as "undead incubus", not changed to undead MG. Also, In the world of MGE, there is the system of reincarnation of souls, but still I can't answer them, so please wait.

>Q4: Can widow monster find new husband?
>A4: It is possible, but many of them remain faithful to the memory of their husband, so unless the new husband can truly express his love, and the MG would accept and love him, they will not marry. However, in many cases, the widow will try the necromancy or go to Afterlife.(But in the first place, incubus will not die so easily.)
>Note: Curious on this, I asked some more questions. The form of the afterlife isn’t set in stone yet, so there isn’t a really strong image/idea for what it’s like yet. KC has notes, but they’re to be solidified later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:02:35 2017 No.16711130 >>16711108 What makes you think herpes would be deadly to those people? As far as I know even people with no resistance to herpes are not killed by it. And why would monster girls be effected and spread it to future partners?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:03:04 2017 No.16711134 >>16711112 >In the world of MGE, there is the system of reincarnation of souls, but still I can't answer them, so please wait. So there is a system for it, but we don't know what. Alright then. And the other question is just what >>16711041 said.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:06:06 2017 No.16711149 >>16711108 >Herpes >Deadly You what mate? Even if you go with "But they don't have stds"it's still stupid since they got normal deceases and mamanomana would just cure them all regardless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:06:29 2017 No.16711150 >>16711134 Its a rather limited scenario, but Eros is able to reincarnate human women into houris.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:07:05 2017 No.16711153

>>16711130
For a good 70% of people, herpes shows no symptoms. I mean really, has far as I know, monsters don't have STIs. History has shown, whenever you've introduced a new illness towards a people who never encountered it before are going to get wiped out by it. Source: Native americans and the spanish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:08:25 2017 No.16711158 >>16711153 Is this the origin of the dreaded Japanese cold?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:09:11 2017 No.16711162 >>16711153 Still, mamanomana makes the immune to that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:09:48 2017 No.16711165 File: 3.01 MB, 2931x3600, gremlin_high.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:10:38 2017 No.16711166 >>16711165 WTF I just asked her to fix the broken armrest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:11:15 2017 No.16711168 >>16711165 If you spray a gremlin with water, does she make more gremlins?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:12:40 2017 No.16711173 >>16711168 If said water is semen, yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:17:11 2017 No.16711184 >>16711165 is it wrong that I am arroused by the thoughts of those hands shes sitting on giving a nice handjob? In fact Just give me the hands I don't need the loli.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:18:25 2017 No.16711188
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>>16711165
Concept: Mechanic, Little girl riding a machine, modern machinery, Cheeky bratty urchin loli

A small monstrous mechanic girl introduced in the Automaton's profile, the "Gremlin".
The original Gremlin is a pretty recent creation, born in the 20th century, as nuisances causing unexplained trouble to crew members and computers.
Since "ancient magical machinery" including Automatons has been introduced to the setting, the Gremlins were introduced as a race that can work with said technology.
They were originally fairies of sorts, but because that's restricted to actual fairies and their variants here, the Gremlin has been classified as a small demon type close to the Imp.

(cont)

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:19:58 2017 No.16711193

>>16711153
You're oversimplifying things. The diseases that wiped out so many native americans were pretty much all dangerous to some degree to the europeans as well, just not as much due to having some resistance. Herpes is pretty much not dangerous to one's life, period.

Also, when was it ever said STIs don't exist in the MGE world? At most its indicated that monsters aren't effected by them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:22:36 2017 No.16711200 >>16711193 Fair point.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:22:59 2017 No.16711204

>>16711088
Any relationship with a monster girl can work given enough time
The only cases where it would work would be if a man is absolutely in love with a particular species but gets raped before meeting one of its member
For example, if an Anon wanted nothing more in life than to be an Apophis' boyslut but got captured by a Sandworm on his quest to the grapesnake then the Sandworm would have to release him on the basis that his heart is elsewhere

It sounds way too stricg to tell rapey species that no matter how a man react to being raped they have to keep him and go to great lengths to please him so he finally opens up to her, but I guess it's all worth it in the end

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:24:06 2017 No.16711210 >>16711188 >Cheeky bratty urchin loli I wonder if a gremlin would take offense to any part of that description or just take pride in it all?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:24:52 2017 No.16711213 >>16711210 >angry mecha arm flailing noises

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:26:03 2017 No.16711218
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The backside is completely finished! It looks absolutely incredible, doesn't it? Loen worked really hard to study KC's style, if you'd like a more up-close picture I posted one here: https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/841462366038589441

The daki is going to be 2.5ft x 7.5ft, and the image's size is huge to match! The daki is an incredible 4488 x 135524! This came out incredible, looking forward to the next side!

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:26:20 2017 No.16711221

>>16711204
You know anon. I have a similar headcanon. If you have a waifu and you're looking for her, the MG can't rape you and has to let you go. It's quite nice in and a way.

But if you're a slut who just like getting raped by any MG and don't have a waifu, then they can pump and dump you all they like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:26:22 2017 No.16711223 >>16711098 Doesn't really appeal that much to me to be honest. I would have my daughterus and they would have theirs, I would love all of my family regardless of size. I don't really care much for things other than waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:27:27 2017 No.16711229 >>16711218 Fucking hell Jabberwock fag I'm jealous. 7.5 ft? That's amazing and must feel so nice to hug. I'm so happy for you! You're a lucky guy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:29:28 2017 No.16711239 >>16711223 That's very respectable anon. I hope you have a very happy life with some lovely daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:30:19 2017 No.16711245 >>16711221 On my headanon if you really don't want to be with a mg she will feel it through your SE, but if you are at least okay with her and she is a rapey one then it's husbando time for you.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:31:35 2017 No.16711250
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>>16711188
I started out with the concept of a loli wearing a self-made mechanical construct. Though the mechanical part is really powerful, their actual bodies aren't very strong. Even though they're very confident and look like they're plotting something, I felt that the "small animal-like" feel of their main body should not be hindered.
Their cheeky look and mean glares, and their big fluffy ears that make them look close to beasts despite being demons are their charm points!
It seems their wings and tail degenerated as they would only get in the way when working on machines.
They have bouncy hair matching their ears, and from the idea of a Gremlin I somehow ended up arriving at green hair, though by mixing in some blue tones I arrived at a shade that, rather than looking like a natural tone, more closely resembled artificial lighting.

(cont)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:32:06 2017 No.16711252 >>16711239 Maybe two or three. Right now I only have one in my mind. Though it does make me wonder how many daughterus would my daughteru have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:32:56 2017 No.16711255 >>16711108 >Be Anon from Earth. >have herpes. Must suck being born with herpes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:34:25 2017 No.16711260 >>16711245 I just want to stay pure for my waifu until I find her so I really don't want them to rape me. Hey, maybe I can persuade them and make a good friend. That and I'd hook them up with some cute boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:35:44 2017 No.16711265 >>16711252 Grand daughterus are great and always love their grandpa!

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:36:21 2017 No.16711267
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>>16711250
The characteristic "mecha" worn by the Gremlin is based on the same technology as the Automaton, so they share shape and structure in many parts.
Contrasting the mechanisms of the Automaton, an excavated relic built long ago, because the Gremlin's mechanical tools are brand-new, as opposed to the Automaton's worn brown and reddish white colors, conveying both age and warmth, their colors are primarily silver and bluish white, having a "cold" color scheme and emphasizing an inorganic, lifeless feeling, compared to the Automaton, which are "mechanical beings".
(cont)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:37:14 2017 No.16711271 >>16711260 Just wack them with a shota. Though I think of it like this: if I went a journey to get waifu, I would grind my ass off not only to impress her, but to also protect myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:38:26 2017 No.16711280 >>16711271 Working for your waifu is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:39:09 2017 No.16711284 >>16711265 I wouldn't resist playing and taking care of them. Maybe show some magic tricks to impress the little ones, like taking a gold coin from behind their ears.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:41:42 2017 No.16711292

Albino Lamia is dying from respiration, heart, and liver failure due to her 9 cancers and autoimmune diseases.
You have one chance to save her, but three options:

Do you have Lich preform a ritual to turn A.L. into a high ranking undead and effectively "cure" her biggest issue: her life?

Do you get Lich's Gremlin associate and dominoes buddy to turn her into 90% cybernetics and allow her to still be "alive"?

Or do you call the "Make a wish" foundation and hang up repeatedly until a Wizard who knows the Wish spell answers?

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:42:19 2017 No.16711295

What if KC made Wizard of Oz girls to be alternatives to the Alice in Wonderland girls?
>Dorothy's are lewd as all hell to start but clean up once they find their husbands to pander to purification fetishes
>Scarecrow girl is none too bright but is limber and you can easily go from skinny to chubby by adding/removing stuffing
>Kuudere tin man automation that's a little stiff but loves getting oil massages from her husband
>Cowardly lion girl that finds husbands by playing the victim and seeing who saves her

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:42:38 2017 No.16711297 >>16711284 >AmazedSparklingDaughteruEyes.jpg >Daughterus now think you can create gold from nothing >Keep begging you to create a lot of gold for their small hoards Cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:42:59 2017 No.16711298 >>16711292 I know she is a hologram, you can't fool me. Timmy plays with the dragons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:43:21 2017 No.16711299 >>16711250 >A genetic throwback gremlin is born with wings and a tail. Has to struggle to keep up with the other gremlins when working.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:43:40 2017 No.16711300

>>16711188
>Cheeky bratty urchin loli
I wouldn't have her any other way, that smug is worth protecting

>>16711250
Their wings and tail degenerated? That's kind of sad
Isn't that also the first instance of evolution in MGE?

>>16711267
It's nice that he made a clear difference between Automatons and Gremlins' creations
I wonder if he is implying things such as Automatons having feelings, a conscience, etc... I already assumed all of this but who knows

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:44:06 2017 No.16711301 >>16711292 The Lich is probably the best option because she loves forever then. >>16711295 >>Cowardly lion girl that finds husbands by playing the victim and seeing who saves her That's cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:44:32 2017 No.16711303 >>16711292 I punch her arm to give her a cootie shot, thereby stabilizing her condition!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:44:50 2017 No.16711305 >>16711298 No, she's real. Only hologram is a lonely demon's husbando in a tiny one room apartment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:45:10 2017 No.16711306 >>16711292 What does she want?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:45:55 2017 No.16711311 >>16711306 >No response >It's just a corpse

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:46:37 2017 No.16711312 >>16711297 Not only I would create thrm but i would also make them dissapear. Grandpa me would be a dangerous person do dragon grand daughterus. And then I would transform them into chocolate coins!

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:46:41 2017 No.16711313
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>>16711267
This wasn't mentioned in the profile, but their machine is worn on the back like a jetpack, using demonic energy as propulsion, and it's equipped with cylindrical tanks containing large amounts of demonic energy, as well as a pair of huge and smaller arms.
The giant arms are identical in structure and design to an Automaton's hands, but the palms are equipped with black cushions, and they act as a seat of sorts for the Gremlin.
The small tentacle arms are useful for precision work with their four claw-like protrusions and cables extending from them, and besides helping them with tinkering with machines, they're equipped with demonic energy injecting nozzles, and cables ending in electrodes that send lewd signals into the brains of Golems and Automatons. It seems they're used for such things as lewd remodeling of Golems and Automatons and "reconstruction" (monsterization) of human women.
(cont)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:47:12 2017 No.16711316 >>16711311 Get the lich to bring her back to life as an undead to ask her what she wants. Shake her shoulders a bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:47:35 2017 No.16711319 >>16711313 Rocket Gremlins will pierce the heavrns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:48:15 2017 No.16711321 >>16711305 Then I would tell her to go drinking from fountains and toilets until she gets a wish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:49:44 2017 No.16711325 >>16711301 But then she'll be forever a loli snake. Do you think she'll enjoy being forever a kid when Jimmy is an old sack of bones and too weak to carry her around town?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:50:02 2017 No.16711328 >>16711313 >Destroy her jetpack >She is covered in DE and becomes the sluttiest girl around Nice.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:50:46 2017 No.16711331

>>16711300
>Isn't that also the first instance of evolution in MGE?

Not really, a lot of monsters have adapted to different environments or lifestyles. For instance, holstaurs developed from minotaurs that wanted to live more easily with humans.

Plus, in the setting it is described that the "family" classification usually refers to the original race from which all the other races of a given monster developed. The example being that lamias were the original members of the lamia family, and from them came the echidnas, medusas, basilisks, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:50:57 2017 No.16711332 >>16711321 Hellpup already got a wish from every fountain and (clean)toilet. She now has a race car.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:51:49 2017 No.16711336 >>16711331 I think Echidnas would be better progenitors than Lamias for the snek tree.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:52:59 2017 No.16711339 >>16711332 I'll refill them with alcohol and dirty water bottles. She can also go to the yuki onna and white horn village to drink from the holy well.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:55:11 2017 No.16711344
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>>16711313
For her mechanic suit, I wanted a slutty sort of design that opens up in front and shows off her underwear! I started with that idea, then from there worked on the design of her bra and her belt and belt buckle, basing off a theme of hexagons and bolts.
The screw hanging from her neck looks like it's drawn towards the bolt in her bra!
I was a bit unsure about the color of her suit, but beige ended up feeling way too old-fashioned, so I went with something more futuristic and cyber-y.
The bolts on her neck and on her boots and gloves give off demonic energy-produced light like magical machines.
Their goggles are equipped with similar lights, and seemingly give off light while they're tinkering.
By the way, one of my favorite little details is how the gear motif in the gold colored parts of her machine are also reflected in the soles of her boots!
(cont)

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:55:26 2017 No.16711345

>>16711313
Impressive, Gremlins are much lewder than I expected
They go around modifying perfectly pure Golems and Automatons into perverts and they even monsterized human women

Somebody needs to stop her and rape some sense into her, monster girls go crazy when they are sexually frustrated

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:55:56 2017 No.16711347 >>16710659 Where's that from

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:56:18 2017 No.16711348 >>16711339 >white horn village She'll be dead by the time you get there unless you have glass or spirit cloth 7 league boots! Just replace the fountain water with booze and hire Onis to drink until they get a Wish. Easy peasy.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:58:34 2017 No.16711354
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>>16711344
By the way, there's a little device attached to her left thigh, connected to a demonic energy tank, and with a cable entering her underwear.
As for what sort of device it is, I'll just leave that to your imagination!

That's all on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:58:56 2017 No.16711356 >>16711312 Edible treasure? That confuses the daughteru. I imagine you'll get some sad little grand daughterus if you made it disappear, but make them happy again by reappearing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:59:02 2017 No.16711358 >>16711313 >lewd remodeling of Golems Jokes on them. My Golem is too stupid for remodeling to work thanks to 1 Int.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 09:59:20 2017 No.16711363 >>16711348 Wait a second did I just accept a "My dad is sick" quest but with a lamia? Oh well, time to get the booze going on those wells. Though she might come out with fucked up stats and maybe a few mutation even while wearing a fairy cap.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:00:50 2017 No.16711370
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>>16711336
Why? Because they're so powerful? That may work in some settings, but not in KC's. That's because usually the original race is also supposed to be the most common one, and echidnas are anything but common.

Basically echidnas are extremely powerful, specialized mutations of lamias.

You can read the article in detail here: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=887

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:00:59 2017 No.16711371 >>16711356 >eat gold coin in front of granddaughteru >she thimks you ate a real one and mimics you >gains a habit of doing iy >years later she's now a gold dragon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:02:41 2017 No.16711378 >>16711370 Echidnas are also what birthed actual Lamias in Greek mythos iirc. Even Echidna herself was one of the first snake girls.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:03:42 2017 No.16711381

>>16711356
Yep they will all be really confused. A human being able to make treasure disappear and appear as well as making it edible? Sasuga grandpa me.
Though of course, I would only teach them how to do that if they beated me on a duel!

>>16711371
Is this how dragons change from chromatic to metallic?

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:04:30 2017 No.16711383

>>16711354
Way. Too. Lewd.

Cursed Gremlin casually flying around, legs spread open and with a custom made sex toy pleasing them
This is not ok

If you ever see a Gremlin you should throw water on her machinery and then violate her in the most degrading way you can think of

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:05:14 2017 No.16711385 >>16711354 >gremlins pee pure demon energy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:05:18 2017 No.16711387 >>16711363 Blessed potions of evolution and cure corruption aught to help. But Wizard mode might simplify things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:06:31 2017 No.16711389 >>16711381 That or trading daughterus while they hold Metal Coats. >Wurm chan is evolving!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:08:20 2017 No.16711391 >>16711387 Maybe, but too bad she is with me. Buckle up Albino lamia with ether diseases, we are grinding our asses off and there is nothing to be done about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:09:58 2017 No.16711398 >>16711354 Oh god, do not headcanon bad things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:11:14 2017 No.16711400 >>16711389 Trading daughterus sounds weird. I think I'll keep mine black thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:11:24 2017 No.16711403 >>16711354 My, now isn't that lewd? I guess Gremlins got the sex toy market on lock.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:13:24 2017 No.16711411

>>16711370
You must be forgetting Echidna's actual mythology and how she's considered as the greek "mother of all monsters" counterpart to Tiamat.
She is almost always the mother of Cerberus, the Hydra Hera tormented before Hercules killed it, that one two headed lion-dog thing, and others, while in a few she's even the mother of tge Gorgon sisters, including Medusa.

It's highly probably Echidnae are the actual progenitors of not only Lamias, but of possibly many other races.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:14:23 2017 No.16711416 File: 193 KB, 498x554, 1489453555825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would a vampire momster try hooking you up with her dhampir daugheru?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:15:50 2017 No.16711420 >>16711391 Beware those Wendigo brigands. Always appearing to steal your money and cargo of stretchy meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:16:14 2017 No.16711422 >>16711416 Hopefully not, Dhampirs a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:17:18 2017 No.16711426 >>16711416 >Listen, you're pathetic even amongst your lowliest people, but I figure you're a decent choice for my disfigured mutant daughter

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:18:00 2017 No.16711430 >>16711420 No need to worry about. I have those teleport scrolls in hand and last time I checked I was level 98 with around 250 on all stats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:19:02 2017 No.16711434 >>16711371 I guess by this logic, if a Dragon ate large amounts of literal iron, she'd get a dark colored scales that rust if they aren't taken care of properly. Great, now I can only think of a CC rusty Dragon.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:22:52 2017 No.16711445

>>16711416
It depends on how much rivalry there is between them
If it's just a bit then she will hook you up
If it's a lot she won't because it would help her too much

>>16711422
Dhampir are rare, they can only be given birth to in very specific circumstances
More often than not you won't see a single Dhampir in a Vampire family tree

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:22:55 2017 No.16711446 >>16711430 I never get above 60. It's always so tedious eatimg nothing but blessed herbs 24/7 and smacking or being smacked. >>16711434 Bet you'd polish and clean her scales until they shine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:23:11 2017 No.16711448 >>16711434 I've seen Kushalas before. Get me my sword, we are going monster hunting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:24:03 2017 No.16711451 >>16711422 thats just mean >>16711426 and this is cruel

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:25:03 2017 No.16711454 >>16711446 Yeah, I got bored too. Maybe one day I'll go back to it to beat the gods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:26:00 2017 No.16711457 >>16711448 They're jusy a bout of hot air.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:26:44 2017 No.16711460

>>16711446
In the theoretical situation of a theoretical situation where I don't get my waifu and a lovely big 'ol rust dragon awkwardly ask me to be cleaned and polished after several centuries of neglect, I'd buffer her scales 'til I could see my own reflection.
>>16711448
Never fight one when it gets cold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:27:07 2017 No.16711461 File: 55 KB, 668x670, Alpdom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which is more fun: a guy willingly submitting to the shameful joys of being an Alp's bitch, or a guy being slowly broken down into becoming an Alp's bitch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:29:06 2017 No.16711467 >>16711461 No. https://youtu.be/U6MlaIe1ljs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:29:07 2017 No.16711468 >>16711460 I'd polish one platonically. Every single scale in her body, even the ones covering her privates. >>16711460 It won't be cold after I get my hands going.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:29:20 2017 No.16711469 >>16711460 Dragons consider scale polishing intimate and lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:30:10 2017 No.16711471 >>16711461 Slowly broken.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:30:36 2017 No.16711472

>>16711411
I'm aware of all of that (and KC doubtless is too given the knowledge he has displayed about mythologies), but such origins need not apply to KC's setting. To quote directly from World Guide 1:

>In the explanations of monsters, the words “original race”, “sub-race”, etc. are sometimes used. “Original races” are the monsters that founded the races of monsters classified in families such as “○○ family”. For example, for the lamia family, it's “lamia (encyclopedia I -p. 60)”, for the slime family, it's “slime (encyclopedia I -p. 16) “, etc. Amongst all the monsters of ○○ family, the original race is the oldest race. It is supposed that most of the monsters belonging to ○○ family derived or evolved from the original race. They have the basic nature of monsters of ○○ family, and the original race is fundamentally supposed to be the most numerous of all monsters in the ○○ family. “sub-race” is a general term for monsters that derived or evolved from original races.

>For example, medusa and echidna are regarded as sub-races of lamia, the original race. Sub-races are distinguished by having parts of their form and nature in common with the original species. If they have high abilities or special abilities compared to the original race, they are often described as “higher races”, but humans just call them that. With a few exceptions, the monsters themselves aren't aware of any kind of hierarchy based on that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:32:33 2017 No.16711477 >>16711472 Oh KC, getting mythology backwards and creating openings for arguments. He never changes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:32:55 2017 No.16711479 >>16711467 Hey, people asked for the story so don't go acting like that.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:33:29 2017 No.16711481

>>16711468
But what about her tail? You wouldn't let a lady like her commit an act of sluttery, would you? Even the base?
>It won't be cold after I get my hands going.
Hope you have Marathon Runner set.
>>16711469
Would that mean that taking a buffer to their scales would leave them with torogao and a sensation of intense pleasure?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:34:42 2017 No.16711483 >>16711479 I'm actually curious about it, so it should be a weird day when I read it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:35:19 2017 No.16711484 >>16711483 Well as a matter of fact the set-up for the lewd parts already exists

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:36:13 2017 No.16711487 >>16711481 A buffer is only for married couples.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:39:52 2017 No.16711493 >>16711477 You talk like the mythologies they were based on were set in stone rather than the fact that many have several versions.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:40:02 2017 No.16711494

>>16711481
Of course her tail would be included. I would ask her to bend over so I could get a handful of it. Then after feeling it a bit I would remove her rusted scales carefully while making sure to feel the fresh, shiny ones with hands. The I would give her a good tail rub and apply lotion to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:42:00 2017 No.16711498 >>16711493 There's taking a myth and spinning it differently, and then there's making Zeus the daughter of magical girl Hercules.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:45:31 2017 No.16711510

>>16711487
Well, I wonder how my own waifu will feel about me bringing a buffer to her scale polishing..
Not much different from the usual rough 'sessions' , I guess.
>>16711494
Good man, all tails should be tended to by their own husbandos.
>I would give her a good tail rub and apply some lotion to it
Y'know she might want more after that right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:47:30 2017 No.16711520 >>16711510 I'm not her husbando though. >Y'know she might want more after that right? Hmm, maybe I should get some really high quality products and rub every scale in her body, not just the tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:47:40 2017 No.16711521 >>16711510 Dokki dokki will be seen floating around her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:48:48 2017 No.16711528 >>16711520 Gonna need 5 mega dash juices for that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:49:42 2017 No.16711533 >>16711528 I'll even bring demonic juices to help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:50:55 2017 No.16711539 >>16711533 She won't be the same once you enter Demon Mode.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:52:12 2017 No.16711547

>>16711520
>I'm not her husbando though
Oh, my bad, I looked over that detail.
Regardless of my mishap, you may get more girls asking for quality scale care.
>>16711521
Then she's gonna be ahegaoing into her arms while she's laying down on a lawn chair as I buffer her all over.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:52:47 2017 No.16711549

>>16711510
If I were to use a buffer on mine I would get her by surprise. Let her feel comfortable with my hand and close her eyes, then bring it out, pin her in place and rape her scales with it. The pleasure would be too much for her to struggle and I would also give her a massage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:54:50 2017 No.16711556 >>16711539 Demon mode scale polishing is too rough and violent. She would probably go ahegao mode. >>16711547 Polishing dragon would be a nice thing to work with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:58:10 2017 No.16711577 How is that writing/drawing/commissioning/etc. going anons?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:59:18 2017 No.16711581 >>16711549 Now that you say it like that, getting her into a relaxed state like that and pulling out the buffer when she least expects it sounds fantastic. >>16711556 Working in scale care would be quite nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 10:59:42 2017 No.16711583 >>16711577 Well I'm just now figuring out how to lead an unwilling sub down the path to the shameful joys living under the heel of Worst "Girl". Probably won't get much done tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:00:27 2017 No.16711587 >>16711577 I tried drawing a birthday wurm and failed, then I tried it again and it came out okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:00:51 2017 No.16711590 >>16711577 I've been trying to draw something involving Automatons, but I keep screwing it up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:01:40 2017 No.16711593 >>16711577 Sidetracked, need to help make a documentary and a 5 page report on a major media conglomerate

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:02:14 2017 No.16711595 >>16711577 Still waiting for the artist I paid a couple weeks ago to get through their long commission queue. Also started another commission process yesterday, but the result will likely be way too lewd for here.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:04:26 2017 No.16711606

>>16711581
It does, the surprise attack might be too much for a proud dragon to handle though. Maybe there would be revenge sex.

And yes, workjng with scales would be nice, but after getting a waifu I can see her wrapping her tail around my hand and saying that it belongs to her and her only, while squashing it a bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:05:47 2017 No.16711610 >>16711595 you could always toss it in an imgur or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:08:59 2017 No.16711621 >>16711606 It's a good thing I waifu a literal female lizard then. I'm sure she'd love the surprise. But yeah, once you'd get a waifu, you'll pretty much spend all your time giving her the best tail massages that you could give her. I know I would.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:09:21 2017 No.16711623 >>16711610 I know anon, but that's not really the problem. It's more of a privacy kind of thing, plus my tastes are rather unique and controversial to some.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:12:24 2017 No.16711642 >>16711577 I've started writing something at the request of an Anon earlier in the thread, and I've got two commissions lined up at the moment, with possibly a third at some point. Hopefully they finish soon, and I get enough time to finish the story.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:13:02 2017 No.16711644

>>16711621
I'm sure mine would too, but breaking her pride like that and having her make suck lewd face as well as cumming just by playing her tail would probably have her go revenge dom on me while jerking me of with her tail and stepping on my face. We are sluts for each other.

And hey, since she is my wife it means i can go further than just touching her scales.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:13:57 2017 No.16711649 >>16711623 Oh. well at least I hope it's not one of the 3 Fs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:14:12 2017 No.16711650 >>16711577 More dead than Michael Keaton's career.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:14:39 2017 No.16711652 The squirrel told me that the Earth is flat and the Moon is hollow. What did she mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:16:27 2017 No.16711657 >>16711650 Michael Keaton is in the new Spider-Man though, he's probably getting paid millions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:16:28 2017 No.16711656 >>16711649 I don't think so, but I'm not quite sure what the '3 Fs' are. It's daughteru stuff, that's all I'm going to say anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:18:56 2017 No.16711666 >>16711656 furry, futa, faggots

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:19:50 2017 No.16711672 >>16711652 Call her "Fake news" and tell her she can't come to your next conference. That'll show her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:20:15 2017 No.16711675 >>16710315 In think 'cucking' is more appropriate here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:21:47 2017 No.16711681 >>16711666 Heavens no Mr. Satan, while I can't be held liable for the other things an artist I commission may draw, I would never get anything like that. Just regular monstergirls for me thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:23:19 2017 No.16711690 File: 788 KB, 1000x1600, 1471566153146.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MDOKVSN_YM

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:23:23 2017 No.16711691 >>16711681 good.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:23:34 2017 No.16711694

>>16711644
I don't think that prideful Dragons would enjoy being in that kind of a position and cumming from tail servicing for very long without rubber banding into dominating someone.
>We are slits for each other
And that's how it should be.
>and since she is my wife it means i can go further than just touching her scales
Sounds lewd, I approve.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:24:53 2017 No.16711698 >>16711656 Oh hi KDF.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:27:30 2017 No.16711704 >>16711698 Yes yes, hi anon.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:30:56 2017 No.16711717

>>16711694
I'm mostly a sub so I would definitely dominate and tease her a lot just so she snaps and punishes me while asking if that's what I wanted all along. Lovey dovey stuff would surely follow as we cuddle in the aftersex with smiles on our faces.
Though the fact that she liked and came from that would still remain and I would definitely treat her like a female lizard from time to time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:32:33 2017 No.16711727 File: 618 KB, 2232x2085, wurm happy birthday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16711587

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:33:17 2017 No.16711736 >>16711255 It happens, it really does suck for those kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:34:11 2017 No.16711739 >>16711727 But Wurm-chan, my birthday isn't until October!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:34:56 2017 No.16711742 >>16711727 Mine would definitely isn't as good as that, but ot's a plus wurm for wurmie cookie boy. April 2nd here we go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:36:46 2017 No.16711750 >>16711657 You know what I mean. I don't really write anything of value anymore, if I ever did, and it's all Bob's fault.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:39:34 2017 No.16711764

>>16711717
It's strange in my case, since I'm mostly the dom with my waifu to the point where she'd wait at the door in just an apron and a loose collar waiting for her husbando to come home and take her upstairs for lewd things. Really, it just boils down to me basically being a rapist to my own waifu or slow cuddle sex on a couch. It's still kinda weird coming to terms with what I'd do to her, actually

Anyways, if you sometimes treat her like a female lizard, I'm sure she wouldn't mind too much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:40:02 2017 No.16711765 >>16711577 My commission is almost done. I don't draw or write.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:54:15 2017 No.16711834

>>16711764
You are way too kinky with your wife and that's 100% fine. Whether you are raping her or not, I bet she loves it way too much to even do anything about it.
In my case I'm a switch and so is my waifu, but i'm more on the teasing sub part then the dom, but I can see myself putting a leash on her and pulling on it while fucking her from behind while holding her tail up. Though at least for me, instead of going perma lizard she goes for revenge sex most of the time, putting the leash on me and making sure to show who's in charge.

We all know that she likes it. She would even drop hints here and there when wanting to be made a slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:54:55 2017 No.16711839 File: 812 KB, 781x1105, 1489459258112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can Automatons have an impregnation fetish?

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:58:37 2017 No.16711853
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>>16711577
Front side next! Sorry to anyone getting annoyed by the dakiposting, it's almost finished, and I've got other Jabberwock things in the works that should pop up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:00:21 2017 No.16711857 >>16711853 No worries about it. Everyone likes wockers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:00:48 2017 No.16711860 >>16711839 I hope so

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:02:01 2017 No.16711866 >>16711853 It's fine Wockfag, personally I quite like seeing the updates. It's been a long time in the making and I imagine it's gonna feel pretty great when it's all done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:04:17 2017 No.16711877 File: 2.91 MB, 564x720, 2Butt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16711839 I will make as many kids with 2Booty as I can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:05:46 2017 No.16711884 >>16711853 Ain't no problem. It's so nice seeing someone this happy about his waifu. Hope you can hug her soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:07:22 2017 No.16711891 File: 179 KB, 1200x919, kojikojitw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy White Day everybody! An artist on twitter did this in celebration, what will you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:07:46 2017 No.16711892 File: 313 KB, 800x800, 23d922a8b123b7037244002a63c290d7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16711877 hnnnnnnngggg those thighs! >TwoBee will never sit on my face

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:07:50 2017 No.16711895 >>16711839 I hope that impregnation is a taboo fetish for automatons that they have to get shady black market parts for. >Ahh... >The diagnostics feed from my womb module feels so lewd >I want to use it already... >Mastah...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:08:58 2017 No.16711900 >>16711891 >That shogg I'll eat some choco I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:09:03 2017 No.16711901 >>16711892 toobert doobert

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:10:13 2017 No.16711910 >>16710709 >House Husband 101 I wonder if ever guy in that class gets bullied by jocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:11:43 2017 No.16711918 >>16711891 What's white day?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:12:41 2017 No.16711923 >>16711853 You're gonna have to post a picture of it in your room when its all finished to get a real scale of how HUEG it is.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:12:48 2017 No.16711924

>>16711834
That is right, she would intensely enjoy being tightly collared and irrumated in the dark so she can focus on the sensations that she'd feel. I'm just slightly bothered by the fact that I want to intensely violate her until she blacks out.
In your case though, teasing her like that oughta be quite silly imagining how long it might take her to crumble under the intense desire to rape. Especially if you started collaring her for a while and "borrowed" her butt for awhile. Though from the sounds of it, it seems like she wouldn't fight back sometimes.
Anyways, I gotta go deal stuff and hopefully the thought of facefucking and gagging my waifu with my dick won't bother my mind too much. Have a nice day then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:14:27 2017 No.16711929 >>16711923 It must feel so damn good having that Daki behind you "spooning" you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:14:37 2017 No.16711930 >>16711918 Valentine's Day in east asia is an occasion for primarily one-way giving, and White Day is the reciprocation one month later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:14:54 2017 No.16711932 >>16711918 The day of white people Kidding, we're not allowed to celebrate anything because we're evil and all of that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:15:52 2017 No.16711937 >>16711924 >I gotta go deal stuff anon no, drugs are bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:16:20 2017 No.16711939 >>16711924 I can't be the only guy who wants all that but on me? Having her collar me, blindfold me and just tease me, whispering in my ear and having her touch as my only sensation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:19:23 2017 No.16711955 >>16711853 how much did it cost you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:20:10 2017 No.16711956 >>16711891 Cute demon. Looks like she's down for some switching.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:20:51 2017 No.16711960 >>16711891 >Bottom left Is that... QoH? I mean it can just be Mari with a fancy hat too

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:20:56 2017 No.16711961 >>16711853 Damn, I really wish I had one of my Jabberwock onee san. What I'd give.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:22:40 2017 No.16711971 >>16711939 Not at all anon! I'd love to do some sensory deprivation play with my waifu when she's in the mod for femdom. I'd love to do it when she's in the mood for subbing too, but you're not alone!

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:22:53 2017 No.16711972

>>16711924
I have thoughts like that too. Like raoing my waifu so hard she tries to flee, but the I just grab her tail and pull her back to my dick before slamming it in and making her cum countless of times just by thrusting, at some point her giving up on struggling because it only makes me harder.
But yes, sometimes she would just give in to pleasure and become a mere slut for my lust. She might get really mushy later too, but my teasing would make her snap and dominate me with bites, scratching, foot and tailjobs as well as forced cunnilingus.

Good luck dealing with stuff, remember that your waifu masturbates to thoughts of you lating her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:23:24 2017 No.16711975 >>16711960 It is mari.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:24:50 2017 No.16711984 >>16711960 Too busty, recall that Queen of Hearts has the alice mutation. Plus one would assume she would have a bunch of heart designs on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:28:10 2017 No.16711996 File: 177 KB, 800x1101, 61855833_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really want to molest a Harpy like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:28:11 2017 No.16711997 >>16711972 Damn you phone and work for destroying my posts.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:31:01 2017 No.16712004

>>16711971
I'm a sub personally and about 95% of the time I'm going to be the sub in the bed and relationship. But I listen to my waifu's commands and instructions. If she commanded me to fuck her like a dog, then I'd give her that. In fact I'd like it aswell. Not sure if I could bring myself to do the same things on her as she does to me, but still quite dom.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:35:47 2017 No.16712026
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>>16711267
>The characteristic "mecha" worn by the Gremlin is based on the same technology as the Automaton, so they share shape and structure in many parts.
Could an Automaton wear one of those mecha like a backpack?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:36:20 2017 No.16712029 >>16711218 Wock is a cow of a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:37:37 2017 No.16712041 >>16712004 I would say that most people here are eituer dom or sub, so that's understandable. But I do wondernow how many anons would be into revenge sex after domination like mentioned a few posts above.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:40:56 2017 No.16712064 >>16712029 Rude!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:41:53 2017 No.16712069 >>16711996 I want to rape Shoebill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:43:41 2017 No.16712076 >>16712041 Revenge sex isn't really my thing. Although, maybe I'd try it on the very rare occasion. But I'd make sure my waifu was ok with me doing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:43:42 2017 No.16712077 >>16712069 Me too. Do you want to rape her gently or hard? I'd rather do it gently. I want to tie her to a rack and start hugging and kissing her while she glares at me and go on to lovingly creampie her without her consent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:44:07 2017 No.16712080 Friendly reminder that all of your daughters must be kept in strict chastity at all times to prevent rape. There is no going back from the horrors of her raping her childhood friends. They will all be scarred for life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:46:11 2017 No.16712094 File: 2.27 MB, 4001x3825, 1487392139885.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16711690 >Holstaur Shoggoth never

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:47:43 2017 No.16712102 >>16712080 Definitely. My daughterus are only allowed to do that with their husbands once they reach a certain age.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:49:41 2017 No.16712111 >>16711727 Happy Wurmday! >>16711750 Make a comeback.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:51:02 2017 No.16712118

>>16712080
Anon no! My daughteru only gets put in chastity when we're doing orgasm denial play or something like that, or when she's being punished. She's already with me though so there's no chance of her raping anybody else, so there's no need to worry about that anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:53:35 2017 No.16712132 So how would i go about finding a nice automaton or golem waifu? Just go patrolling desert ruins and watch out for those sandworms?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:55:27 2017 No.16712139 >>16712132 You make one yourself, dummy.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:55:37 2017 No.16712140

>>16712118
Orgasm denial is great, I find that it could be a way of my waifu punishing me for messing up or disobeying her.

>Forget to do a chore
>Waifu comes home and realizes I haven't done it
>Comes up behind me and holds me tight while jerking me off
>Before I cum she suddenly stops
>Maybe putting the cage on me

Atleast I learn then, although, I'm a huge slut so I'd mess up on purpose just to make her do it to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:56:25 2017 No.16712145 >>16712132 You go to Honest Herschel's emporium and haggle for a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:57:28 2017 No.16712149 >>16712140 Teach me the ways of OD so I can use it in a story!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:59:09 2017 No.16712157 >>16712140 I feel you on that anon, so much. Whether it'd be my waifu doing it to me or me doing it to her or our daughteru, it would be a fantastic time. We'd even have competitions on who can be edged and then stay locked up the longest!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:59:44 2017 No.16712159 >>16712139 >>16712145 Dang thats no fun. And wouldnt that make her my daughter technically? Theres gotta be some old autos and golems just waiting around for her husband to find her right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:59:54 2017 No.16712160 >>16712149 It's all in the timing, the girl has to be pretty good at knowing when you're about to explode aswell. Well trained mistresses can get it in milliseconds of your orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:01:04 2017 No.16712165 >>16712157 It just makes the orgasm (when you finally get one) so much better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:01:45 2017 No.16712171 >>16712159 Like the STUMPED Automaton who had her Dryad friends replace broken down machine bits with wooden prosthesis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:02:00 2017 No.16712172 >>16712165 Exactly!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:12:18 2017 No.16712211 >>16712171 Ol' Barksides, they called 'er.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:16:55 2017 No.16712229 >>16712171 I was thinking more along the lines of one who has been gaurding something for quite some time and dosent really have much social skills. >>16712211 Kek this sounds nice too

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:17:15 2017 No.16712231 >>16712080 I don't need to worry about that. Dragons treasure their purity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:17:27 2017 No.16712235 >>16709735 you are the most aggressive sub I know

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:19:06 2017 No.16712242 >>16712229 Guarding something? >None shall pass! >she doesn't have functional limbs anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:19:39 2017 No.16712244 File: 1.21 MB, 3264x1836, 0314171015b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16711577 Soso.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:22:28 2017 No.16712256 >>16711742 April 2nd isn't my birthday. It's my mother's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:24:22 2017 No.16712261 >>16712244 Is it hair or fibers cables?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:25:24 2017 No.16712266 >>16712256 Then she is going to get a nice wurmling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:26:27 2017 No.16712271 >>16712261 Hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:27:39 2017 No.16712278 >>16712266 She's dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:28:12 2017 No.16712282 >>16712271 But whence does it grow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:31:08 2017 No.16712294 >>16712278 Oh, my bad. I actually was hoping that you weren't going to say that after I posted. Sorry. However, I'll still give you a cute wurmling. If my drawings are cute at all that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:32:19 2017 No.16712301 >>16712282 The head? It's just a bunch of head shots man. Sandy, Sandy Alter, that Fairy, and Water Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:32:39 2017 No.16712303 >>16711577 Still weighing up my options in terms of artists for a Griffon, it's been way too long since I've commissioned anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:33:29 2017 No.16712308 >>16711165 Is the highres Automaton out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:34:23 2017 No.16712311 >>16712301 Yeah but Sandy's a Golem so how does she grow hair? She's made out of clay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:34:59 2017 No.16712314 >>16712294 Been dead for a while now. As much as I'd love to get a good drawfag to draw my golem, a Wurm, and a Wendigo holding up a cake to celebrate a dead person's birthday, the possibility of a drawfag being here is akin to a certain boxed cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:36:17 2017 No.16712321 >>16712311 Actually she's made of stone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:36:54 2017 No.16712328 >>16712314 Well you got one early wurm from latenight and you'll get a shitty one from me, so who knows?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:37:00 2017 No.16712330 >>16712321 But stone is rigid! How does she move?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:41:18 2017 No.16712348 Share your idea for an original Monstergirl setting.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:43:21 2017 No.16712357

>>16712348
I heard recently about an sea animal in the real world that's basically a chimera ant. So I'd just take that thing to its logical conclusion and let it create a number of Monster Girl species for maximum breeding therefore maximum evolutionary benefit.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:45:43 2017 No.16712372

>>16712348
It's not really original as it's just an alternate reality version of Earth with but with monstergirls and thair societal and cultural influences. You'd be able to easily travel the different monstergirl realms of course, but it's nothing special. Just comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:46:46 2017 No.16712377 >>16712348 My setting is not original at all

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:46:47 2017 No.16712378 File: 573 KB, 1280x720, retcon bitches.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16712357 I endorse this plan. I think it would be very safe and could only lead to good things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:47:29 2017 No.16712383 File: 931 KB, 1255x706, Zazan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16712378 I know right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:48:58 2017 No.16712386 File: 544 KB, 677x1000, 7be23dab6de663577560e10adf8c4db6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Unicorn

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:49:00 2017 No.16712387 >>16712383 I think with the two of us, it's enough votes to say it's conclusive: let's do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:49:43 2017 No.16712390 >>16712387 Now what do we feed those things?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:50:05 2017 No.16712392 >>16712348 My setting jut has a few things here and there, it's nothing special really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:51:26 2017 No.16712394 >>16712390 We can start with bats and crabs and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:52:24 2017 No.16712397 >>16712348 Got two head canon settings, one is a town within the official MGE setting and the other is a modern one which kind of close to how EMG is but without the crabman bullshit like monster boys/furry.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:53:39 2017 No.16712402

>>16712348
An Undead utopia setting where the Zombie virus got out of control, built up too much Mamano, and cursed everything to eternal dusk on Halloween night. Now there is only dusk and midnight, and don't go into the mist in the woods at midnight. Also weird hybrids resulted like Zombie/Ghoul Holsts, and Wight Krakens and such.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:54:12 2017 No.16712406 >>16711937 Winnners don't do drugs. And smoking ciggarettes and drinking is an end of the month deal >>16711939 Well, I'd like to turn on a darkness lantern in a quiet part of a underground spring and just cuddle with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:56:39 2017 No.16712417 >>16712386 some good ole' HP.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:58:24 2017 No.16712421

>>16712348
It's not original, but it's the Desert Kingdom. I like to imagine it as being an area of a both Oasis and Desert. Some buildings made of sandstone and others of "Bricks" and wood. Outside the kingdom walls is pretty much just desert.

I'm quite tired right now so it may not sound as perfect as it does in my head. But anyway, I see it as where me and my waifu would live!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:01:38 2017 No.16712435 File: 1.86 MB, 1240x2840, 6556137.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The rain is a little intense today, dude!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:02:31 2017 No.16712437 >>16712435 Mommy is all wet! She needs a towel!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:04:39 2017 No.16712445 >>16711675 That would imply that life is fucking a monstergirl in front of me. Cockteasing is the more appropriate one because it was a perfect night for monstergirls and there were no fucking monstergirls.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:06:09 2017 No.16712452

>>16711972
Yeah, her struggling followed by giving up and accepting it makes me really aroused. I mean I literally think about the first time doing that to her and just slamming her against a fridge and hearing her denying it and pleading to stop only for her to get absorbed by the sensation and losing control and begging for more with eyes full of tears. It's quite a thing.
>remember that your waifu masturbates to thoughts of you raping her
Great, now I can only imagine her slamming her fuckhole against the post of a bedframe to simulate the feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:08:19 2017 No.16712462 >>16712452 Jeez anon that's pretty lewd. I'd be ok with doing that to my waifu if she asked. She's a big athletic girl aswell so it would look abit weird.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:12:17 2017 No.16712480

>>16712378
>>16712383
Here's a link.

http://bogleech.com/wheelbearers.html

> Unlike any other known animal, ordinary bdelloids routinely "import" pieces of DNA from their food and surroundings, capping their chromosomes with gene fragments from other animals, plants, fungi or even bacteria. These cross-kingdom genetic "patches" may continue to perform the same functions for the rotifer that they did for their original owners - sometimes involved in metabolic or immune defense processes, for instance - and will be passed on to all of the rotifer's cloned daughters. In a purely non technical sense, these creatures have evolved to "mate" with absolutely anything that has DNA; even a mold spore sucked into its grinding innards.

So yeah. They exist and we can't even nuke them because they live in the ocean.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:13:18 2017 No.16712484

>>16712348
It's pretty simple really.
A big volcanic island chain connected by bridges with towns either being built on the remains of sunken ships, in fields in the valleys of the volcanic ranges or in cave systems. The main leader is just an angry Ignis who can't find a boyfriend

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:13:50 2017 No.16712489

>>16712452
Yep, that kind of rape is nice. She knows that once you start she'll get it and tries to run away, but the dick is in direct control and then all you can do is say rest in peace waifu cause she'll be out and dripping cum for a while. Though again, if I did that and mine went dom I would be sore and my body full of marks.

>>16712462
You gotta do it without her asking! Just read the signs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:18:43 2017 No.16712512 File: 304 KB, 700x633, 1483824104652.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Raccoon butts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:20:58 2017 No.16712521 >>16712512 Sorry, I prefer squirrels.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:22:02 2017 No.16712523 >>16712435 It's not rainy it's snowy, you'll need much warmer clothes than that

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:22:57 2017 No.16712527

>>16712462
It's a good thing I imagine doing that stuff to my waifu after she's already laid 2 eggs and lost a bit of muscle. She'd still have toned stomach, though.
Also, it should be a surprise. Like her waking up to being collared and chained to the bed with the chains holding her in a compromising position with easy acess to all holes.
>>16712489
Dripping from everywhere while slightly convulsing, really.
>spoiler
I'd probably get burns and scars from her digging her claws into my back while holding onto to me and that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:23:40 2017 No.16712531 File: 698 KB, 709x1000, 1431547468605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16712512 Smug loli hag raccoons with booze and pipes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:24:47 2017 No.16712540 File: 374 KB, 1500x1125, 1448002909041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16712480 Should I be worried?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:28:29 2017 No.16712555 It's raining hard and now I wish my demon waifu was real so our daughterus could be real too. They need to be introduced to my family's tradition of hot chocolate and toast on really rainy days!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:30:06 2017 No.16712560 File: 392 KB, 1280x775, 1441012623687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16712555 It's raining here too. Kind of a moody atmosphere. Makes me want to write.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:30:15 2017 No.16712561 File: 380 KB, 860x1180, 56475090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16712512 Squirrel butt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:31:35 2017 No.16712567 >>16711188 I kind of wish he'd gone with that bottom left pose, of her cross-legged and leaning forward with her hands between her legs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:32:13 2017 No.16712571 >>16712560 Is that a mere cute lizard?

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:32:59 2017 No.16712575
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>>16712527
I know my waifu and she knows me. I would only rape her like that in doggystyle because in most positions she would be able to take advantage of my kissing fetish to turn things around and punish me for trying to slay the dragon.

I'm also starting to imagine bending her over a table and starting to pound her sweet, strong ass and she wraps her tail around my neck and looks back at me with a naughty face and biting her lips. If she shows that she is loving the rought fucking I don't even care, I'm getting another daughteru.

>>16712571
Yeh

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:33:05 2017 No.16712576 >>16712571 Most things are these days.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:33:56 2017 No.16712582

>>16712489
But she may not be ok with it. How do I know the signs?

>>16712527
>Also, it should be a surprise. Like her waking up to being collared and chained to the bed with the chains holding her in a compromising position with easy acess to all holes.

Jesus anon imagining doing that to my waifu makes me feel strange! And me and my waifu both wear collars already, I hope she's ok with waking up to her ass in the air and face in the soft bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:35:28 2017 No.16712588 >>16712582 What is she? Because you need to look closely at her movements, especially her tail.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:36:24 2017 No.16712594

>>16712560
I wish there were more background-heavy pictures of monster girls like this. It's like pictures where they're actually doing something instead of just lounging around, but even better. That's exactly what I wanted to do back when I was thinking about doing illustrated stories. You know, monster girls at the train station, taking tourist photos at a waterfall, that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:37:23 2017 No.16712596 >>16712594 I agree with you and hope you draw something interesting for us.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:37:54 2017 No.16712597

>>16711344
>The bolts on her neck and on her boots and gloves give off demonic energy-produced light like magical machines.
>By the way, one of my favorite little details is how the gear motif in the gold colored parts of her machine are also reflected in the soles of her boots!
Huh, I never noticed that motif before. That glowing, bolt-like choker is actually pretty cool.

>>16711354
>By the way, there's a little device attached to her left thigh, connected to a demonic energy tank, and with a cable entering her underwear.
>As for what sort of device it is, I'll just leave that to your imagination!
Oh damn didn't notice that either. Now that is well and truly lewd.

Put her up there with the Chaos Girls for openly participating in sexual activity in their profile art?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:37:55 2017 No.16712598 >>16712588 She's a cute schedule dog. So what should I be looking out for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:40:26 2017 No.16712608 File: 1.90 MB, 2102x3600, Automaton HD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16712308 Hai

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:41:38 2017 No.16712612 >>16712480 Sounds kinda like an Asari.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:42:23 2017 No.16712614

>>16712582
Well, I was implying something like giving her a light dose of Sea Slime toxin and grabbing a broomstick and tying her legs to it while the stick is behind her head and taping her arms together above her head and individually cuffing both of her wrist to a bedframe.
And if you're feeling odd, you may be coming to terms with your inner desires, I dunno.
>>16712575
Personally, I'd, uh, kiss my waifu intensely so that she moans into my mouth and desperately tries to put her tongue into mine only for her to ask for more kisses throughout the session.
>That entire second paragraph
Is this what S'laying looks like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:42:31 2017 No.16712615 >>16712596 The illustrated travel story idea is as dead as a doornail. It took me a year to get out just scraps of the story it was supposed to spin off of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:42:37 2017 No.16712616 >>16712612 Only Asari doesn't eat you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:42:39 2017 No.16712617 >>16712540 >FT and IBO both recently focusing on Loli-Impregnation I like this trend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:44:11 2017 No.16712621 File: 241 KB, 1200x1500, 1474879448007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16712615 Wanna talk about it?

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:44:56 2017 No.16712624

>>16712598
Of course anon, the most important part of a schedule dog is her schedule. If there are some gaps in time especially near bed time and morning then you should take a look into those moments. If she is being rather teasing and her tail is moving in a slultry way as she walks when normally she is the assertive one that means she is inviting you to something. Also check to see if she's in heat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:45:12 2017 No.16712625 >Client had a Miia sticker on her phone case How completely bizarre. >>16712555 No way, you have daughterus now too ModernDemonfag? When did this happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:45:26 2017 No.16712626 >>16712617 >FT and IBO The what? >Loli impregnation yes please

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:45:37 2017 No.16712628 >>16712608 I want to kiss her out of nowhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:46:49 2017 No.16712633 >>16712614 Oh that sounds so much better. I could make love to every hole like you said. I don't know about Sea Slime toxin because I want to make sure she feels comfortable and safe, also I want her to be able to use the safe word.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:47:04 2017 No.16712635 >>16712348 Neon miamiesqe city filled with fashionable monster girls looking for their husbands in the hustle and bustle of a big city.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:48:28 2017 No.16712642 >>16712621 I wonder where that artist disappeared to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:48:42 2017 No.16712644 >>16712635 I too dig the idea of an 80s MGC:Miami

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:48:46 2017 No.16712645 >>16712608 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:50:47 2017 No.16712655 >>16712635 >>16712644 >So are you working for my father now? >Maybe >Mind if I rest my hand in your lap? >Maybe...

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:51:17 2017 No.16712657

>>16712614
If say, I tried to kiss her while doing that she would get that fire breath going a bit to heat up her mouth and stroke my tongue with her hot reptilian one. Not only that but she would most likely go for my back and sink her claws into my flesh, breaking the kiss a bit to look into my eyes and whisper and embery "I got you~"

>Is this what S'laying looks like?
There are many ways of S'laying. The Dragoon is one of them.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:51:21 2017 No.16712658

>>16712633
While I'm not sure where you'd get Sea Slime toxin from, depending on where you'd settle with your waifu, but it's kinda like a light paralysis according to their entry. So I'm sure she could say the safe word, since I imagine monstergirls being slightly more resistant to most toxins that men.

Other poisons are available, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:51:32 2017 No.16712660 >>16712626 Fairy Tail and Iron-Blooded Orphans.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:51:50 2017 No.16712661
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>>16712626
In Iron Blooded Orphans, the main love interest is pretty baby crazy and presumably has sex with the murdermanlet MC before the upcoming final battle.
All while the MC is hooked up to his Gundam.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:52:04 2017 No.16712663 >>16712644 Crazy times. Paladins in modern clothing out to stop Colombian Manticore Druglords.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:52:19 2017 No.16712664

>>16712624
So rubbing my her tail seductively against my crotch when she passes? Checking for "Special time with hubby" on the schedule? And checking if her panties are wetter and more pheromone soaked than they usually are when doing a clothes wash?

Sounds easy enough. I'd please all her needs and urges!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:53:44 2017 No.16712670 File: 736 KB, 1500x856, 14565466554.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16712644 >>16712663 Push it to the limit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:55:08 2017 No.16712677 >>16712664 Yep, if you want to be extremelly sure that you would be raping her the right her you would just need to be dominant during one second. If she does a "unf" then you'd be free to rape away, to the point where she blacks out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:55:48 2017 No.16712680 >>16711218 Where might one find the uncensored version?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:56:25 2017 No.16712686 >>16711218 Nowhere.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:57:35 2017 No.16712691

>>16712658
Yeah sure sea Slime toxin sounds fine then. I'd probably purchase it from a traveling merchant then.

>>16712677
So if she tries giving me a quick order tell her "No" and just kiss her passionately? Maybe grabbing her ass in the process with two hands?

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:57:49 2017 No.16712692

>>16712663
Kingpin Krakens who smuggle shotafication cookies.
A retro-future Automaton looking for the meaning of life beneath the neon lights.
A payoff gone bad on the waterfront leading to a murder and police corruption mystery that a mustachioed Eros policeman and his Cupid partner have to solve.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:58:08 2017 No.16712694 >>16712680 Nowhere, it's private.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:58:52 2017 No.16712697 >>16712670 10/10 would watch the reruns

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:59:13 2017 No.16712701 >>16712692 Just direct me to where I can find the Redneck P'Orc gunrunner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:00:39 2017 No.16712706 >>16712691 If she gives an order you attack her sensitive spots such as the tail or ears. Kissing is a good way to shut a waifu up too or you could just fuck her so hard she wouldn't be able to speak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:02:38 2017 No.16712711 >>16712701 I bet she's a big girl! With a trucker hat. And the front of her truck has a pig snout on it, while the back has a little pig tail.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:03:19 2017 No.16712715

>>16712657
The only way to up that kind of kissing is if your waifu pulled out chocolate lipstick

Also, by this logic, I've S'layed my waifu to the extremes.
>>16712691
Poisons are crazy in MGE.
Also, are you a bad enough dude to rape your waifu and interrupt her schedule?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:04:07 2017 No.16712721 >>16712711 She's also blind in one eye because of all the moonshine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:06:41 2017 No.16712731 >>16712661 The main interest is a loli? What is her name? >>16712660 They are lolis in FT?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:06:56 2017 No.16712734 >>16709501 Soros.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:08:19 2017 No.16712740

>>16712706
So maybe softly fondle the ears and grab the tail from he base while stroking upwards towards the end of the tail.

Maybe a good way to do it aswell would be to do something very well and romantic for her, so she'd command me to fuck her from behind as a reward. Then I'd get rougher while tying her paws up. I could fuck her until she blacks out then downing some manticore venom and raging mushroom, when she wakes up she'd be tied up like you explained keeping her holes exposed to my advance. And doing something I'd not usually do by gagging and blindfolding her, giving her some serious ASMR by pulling her collar back a bit to make her ears more accessible for my mouth while destroying her holes.

I hope she'd be ok with it and I'd make sure to give her all the praise and respect after.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:12:53 2017 No.16712761 >>16711165 The only MGE perma-loli I would be interested in. I'm surprised they don't work for Sabbath, but I think its better they remain lone mad scientists resurrecting ancient tech and flying around on sextoy jetpacks.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:13:18 2017 No.16712762

>>16712715
>spoiler

That's what I fear, so I'd make her even more lewd. By booking it into her schedule in the morning, so when she goes to double check it in the morning she'd see "08:00 - 10:00 Destroying the Waifu's holes and treating her like Husband's breeding bitch". She'd spend all day so excited and horny just waiting for the day to end. Maybe she'd even be thrown off by her work abit by just imagining it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:14:03 2017 No.16712766 >>16712644 >>16712655 >>16712670 Just imagine passing by a workout studio for monster girls all dressed in 80s workout gear probably on cocaine. Eric prydz "call on me" is playing in the studio.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:14:47 2017 No.16712773 >>16712761 I actually want to see a gremlin hit with a spell that gives her a seven foot tall adult body with fucking massive tits, but that probably defeats their whole purpose and make me no better than one of the submissive hellhound shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:15:00 2017 No.16712776 >>16712761 This. It's best she stays that way and she is the only perma loli I like. Also, I kinda have a fetish for girls who are way smarter than me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:15:08 2017 No.16712777 >>16712766 >those workout outfits Oh, oh we need art of Monsters in those ASAP!

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:15:56 2017 No.16712782

>>16712715
Lipstick or not, that would be a battle really hard for me to win and if I managed to hit her G-spots it would definitely become a battle sex to see who comes out on top. Though no matter how it ends, both of us would be cuddly messes trying to milk each other more and more until we fall asleep together.
Or our daughteru says that she wants to sleep already and we die.

>>16712740
There we go anon, now you are making your inner rapist happy. You gotta exploits all of her weaknesses and then completely ravage her pussy and leave her a mess. Because she is a dog fucking in doggystyle might make her wetter than usual too while she throws her schedule away and fills her mind with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:16:20 2017 No.16712787 >>16712635 Vice City: Monstergirls edition. I need this and the amazing music to go with it. Succubi with terrible fluffy 80's hairdos in clubs would actually be something I would like to see.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:21:06 2017 No.16712812

>>16712762
>>16712762
I'm sure a lot of girls would enjoy putting some time out for indulging in, uh, more "base" desires. Though, I have to wonder what happens if even a minute on the schedule gets interrupted due to rape.
>>16712782
Yeah, that does sound crazy.
>Or our daughteru says that she wants to sleep already and we die.
My only fear when raping my waifu. Any of my daughterus walking in and witnessing the act or them asking for us to tone it down for the night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:21:35 2017 No.16712815 >>16712731 >The main interest is a loli? What is her name? Atra Mixta.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:22:43 2017 No.16712824

>>16712782
I sure will hit all her weak points. Making her feel all kinds of amazing pleasures.

>she throws her schedule away and fills her mind with you.

That first part I hate, I want her to stay dominant and her schedule to stay intact. Because raping her and dominating her would only be on rare occasions. But it makes me warm inside knowing she'd always be thinking about me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:24:47 2017 No.16712839 >>16712766 Or an old school strip club that has amateur as well as themed nights, with the star girl(s) being a Liliarune that sells information in exchange for synthetic spirit energy drugs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:25:30 2017 No.16712843 >>16712812 >"base" desires Like treating her like the dog she is? I meant that in purely a "rape fantasy" for her way! I don't mean to call her that

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:27:48 2017 No.16712852

>>16712812
This may sound weird, but do you think your daughterus seeing their mom like that would trigger something inside of them? Sometimes things like that gets passed down you know?

I would say that deep down my dragon daughteru knows what's up, but she doesn't think about it. The kiki would be pissed off though, but I would be the one cleaning the mess so no need to worry.

If she is going to stay dominant and within schedule you might see "PUNISHMENT" here and there. You'd most likely get revenge sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:28:50 2017 No.16712858 >>16712824 >>16712852 Meant to reply to you too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:30:51 2017 No.16712869 >>16712635 >>16712644 >You will never do blow off a Demon's ass in a beach house to the sounds of the hits of the 80s before heading out to cruise along the coast in your white Camero to head to a nearby beach party

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:35:50 2017 No.16712893

>>16712852
Oh I'd make sure my daughterus were staying with either her or my parents. Because really I never want them seeing us having sex. And I don't like to imagine their future husbands doing that to them. I think it's less of a genetic thing, I mean it's a one off occasion and I wouldn't be raping her everyday because I like her being the dominant matriarch. It's just monster girls have deep desires don't they?

And I'd feel the exact same way she'd feel when I saw punishment, hell I'd spend all day with my legs trembling with sluttiness as I wash off the gag, blindfold and other gear for my punishment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:36:40 2017 No.16712897 >>16712766 You could go to that new club that's owned by a scary Russian Jinko Crime Boss. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW98Z9W1X5I

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:40:35 2017 No.16712911

>>16712893
Oh yeah, in your anubutt's case it might be a bit different since she is more dominant and stuff like that. How many daughterus? Three?

See anon? Everything is fine and you are the one that's going to get some "nice" enjoyment in the end. Dominating your girl from time to time is A-OK.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:43:15 2017 No.16712922 >>16712372 Yeah, I had the same idea. Makes me wonder how different the geopolitical landscapes would be. Things like countries and borders, names of major cities and landforms, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:44:59 2017 No.16712929 >>16712911 >spoiler Bang on the mark. You? >Dominating your girl from time to time is A-OK. I think it's quite healthy aswell.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:45:27 2017 No.16712930

>>16712843
Yeah, pretty much
>spoiler
That's understandable, not everyone can or should jump into the fire heh and just go the hard dom route.
>>16712852
I think some of my daughterus might be hard wired mentally to want to be lewded like their mom. Seeing their mom get rammed against the fridge after coming home early from a half-day at school might cause them to ignite and just stare in awe and confusion. I guess them being Salamanders and wanting a strong man to marry may further make those feelings stronger.

Needless to say, explaining how I've been doing those things to their mom for so long would be awkward as hell and they may feel embarased at school if the older ones start talking to their classmates whose moms are hyper-dominant and how they want to do the same things to some boys they like even though my Sallies may secretly want to have sex their mom does.

Anyways, I would have to read my daughterus' diaries to see what they'd fantasize about and I literally made my middle one being into hyper-vanilla stuff as a result of being the first one born after my waifu would've entered PersonalFucktoy.Exe mode.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:48:20 2017 No.16712945 File: 8 KB, 500x450, its_her.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I really not trust greenskins? I just want a nice gentle troll wiafu?

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:52:45 2017 No.16712969

>>16712930
>Today I came home to daddy ramming mommy from behind while pulling her collar
>mommy was making weird faces

Cute in a strange way! And yeah you're right, I'd prefer to stay on the "sub but on rare occasions dom" route. It's more suited for me but I'm perfectly fine with other people, like yourself, who like going on the hard dom route. I've seen many times when you want to plow your Salamander waifu and I must say, it's quite lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:53:04 2017 No.16712970 >>16712945 Well not that one apparently, cause trolls ain't green. Sounds like an Ogre is trying to trick you. Trolls are good girls though.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:53:21 2017 No.16712971

>>16712929
Two, one of them is adopted.

>quite healthy aswell
Keeps things fresh too.

>>16712930
Sounds very lewd, but normal for sallies. I also remember you saying that the middle one is into vanilla so she must be a black sheep or something.

Though I don't think you would need to explain too much. I'm sure being monster daughterus they would understand. And hey, bacuse of their new found fetish they might even make some new friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:54:25 2017 No.16712977 When you guys picture Monster Girl City in your head, what real world city, if any, does it look like? I see it being a lot like St. Louis but with more forest and parkland surrounding it. Probably the whole "gateway city" thing that sells it for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:56:32 2017 No.16712988 >>16712945 they have ugly man hands

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:56:40 2017 No.16712990 >>16712977 I keep thinking of Castelia city from Pokemon for some reason.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:58:29 2017 No.16712993
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>>16712977
Nothing really descript other than big skyscrapers downtown and a waterfront. I usually stick to classic MGE setting though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:58:33 2017 No.16712994 File: 285 KB, 503x850, 1432444310088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16712945 Never trust green

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:59:56 2017 No.16712997 >>16712994 I would let that green touch me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:00:54 2017 No.16713001 >>16712625 It's a thing that would happen in the future. One biological and at most twenty adopted because me and my waifu are weak and don't want to see monstergirl orphans on the street cold and alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:04:47 2017 No.16713015 >tfw still looking for that anubis doujin with the musclemen

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:05:05 2017 No.16713019

>>16712111
I've considered making a comeback before, but at times I question whether it's worth it both with my self deprication and ego issues.

More times the answer is a resounding "NO". Better to let sleeping dogs lie, imho.

>>16712977
Either Washington, DC (Specifically Georgetown or Anacostia, with maybe a dash of the National Mall and Capitol Heights), or Manhattan for obvious reasons.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:06:36 2017 No.16713025

>>16712969
>Cute in a strange way!
Yeah, skimming through their diaries and seeing the individual reactions of all five of them would be a fun time. Though, I'm terrified of what my two youngest would write in theirs, since one is 4 and the other is 8. Something like:
>Seeing Mommy hugging Daddy like that made my tummy and tail feel weird
>>16712971
Yeah, Sallies would be kinda happy to be put in reverse suspended congress, but yeah, the middle one would likely stand out greatly from her sisters. Moreso since she's a nerd. At least finally explaining to them why there are always scorch and claw marks allover the house and on their dad would finally make them know what the heck goes on when they're at school.
> And hey, because of their new found fetish they might even make some new friends.
I'm curious to know what kinds of girls would hang out with my oldest then since she'd be taller than her mom and /fit/ as hell.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:06:56 2017 No.16713026
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>>16713001
Bwaah!? That's a pretty big development! Shucks man, 19 adopterus? Never would have guessed it from you, but that's cool. All of different species? Any additional Demons?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:07:49 2017 No.16713029 I wan to see an overly friendly kobold accidentally ruin a Ratatoskr's attempts at snooping.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:08:54 2017 No.16713033

>>16712977
I kinda imagine this big walled off city with a building that houses the portal in the center. Each district caters to a type of monstergirl, though they're not obligated to live there and there are about six districts.
Succubus District, Beastman district, Aquatic District, Undead District, Zipangu District and Desert District.
There's also an outer ring where shantytowns and seedier things tend to get set up.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:10:06 2017 No.16713038

>>16713026
Nah. I made a post about it a bit back.
Cheshire Twins, Wurm, Hellhound Triplets, Kakuen, Manticore, Wonderland Tentacle, Jinko, Red and Blue Oni twins, Succubus, Yeti, Harpy, Lamia Triplets, Weresheep, and Apophis.
All saved from the streets.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:12:05 2017 No.16713047

>>16713025
You know, if she's ever wanted to put her strength and prowess to the test while adventuring and meeting challenging foes she could always consider enlisting in the Demon Lord's army~
Though I'm not sure if you're an MGC or a classic setting guy, Salamanderfag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:13:02 2017 No.16713052 >>16713038 Good man. Remember to love them all! >>16713026 Don't worry Demonfag, you're a good man aswell. All anons who have a adopteru deserve a pat on the back for saving a daughteru from the streets.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:13:34 2017 No.16713055

>>16713025
I'm sure there would be a club of big sub girls somewhere too, maybe jinkos that like to get scratched, onis that likes their horn touched and wurms that love belly rubs. Their conversations should be fun to hear.

>>16713038
Damn, that's a really insane amount of daughterus.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:15:15 2017 No.16713061

>>16713052
With all my heart. The best days would be rainy days where we all cuddle up on the couch and play video games.

>>16713055
I'm really weak when it comes to sad looking orphans. And when me, my daughteru and the orphan all give my waifu the puppy dog eyes so is she.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:17:20 2017 No.16713067

>>16713038
Well that's quite a handful, but delightful. I suppose now that I think about her history I could see a bit of how your waifu would gravitate towards wanting to help abandoned girls.
>>16713052
Well certainly agreed, but we've no children adopted or otherwise of our own. There's still much to do before that time comes. But thanks regardless!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:18:05 2017 No.16713071 >>16713061 I know what you mean, I myself wouldn't be able to resist my little kiki and flayers. If any other came I would also fall for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:19:30 2017 No.16713075 >>16713067 Wouldn't your waifu create more orphans than save with all her warmongering?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:19:42 2017 No.16713077 >>16713067 Now imagine how dangerous those girls are going to grow up to be with a Demon Mother. You thought Wurms were scary because of their strength? My daughteru's gonna be a prodigy of cuteness who reels in a husband with her sly contract!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:20:45 2017 No.16713081 >>16713075 That's the other guy anon. I'm the one with the childhood friend, he's the one with the baroness.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:23:11 2017 No.16713089

>>16713047
INT's her dumpstat, so the most she'd do is do mercenary work and swing greatswords around while beating the shit out of dudes that seem like they're strong or train other girls. Though I'm sure her time with Salamander Scouts would give her something to start with.
>Though I'm not sure if you're an MGC or a classic setting guy
I'm not even sure what the hell it is. There's still swords and unexplored regions yet cars and television exists. I guess it's like a medieval times with internet and swords.
>>16713055
Yeah, it'd be silly to imagine all those muscly girls hanging out with my daughteru at my house and playing video games and talking about how they wish guys could princess carry them. Sometimes asking why there's some burns on the ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:25:36 2017 No.16713101 >>16713089 >Sometimes asking why there's some burns on the ceiling I feel like our waifus would be good friends. Bye again salamanderfag, make sure to pound your waifu even more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:26:48 2017 No.16713104 All papa's of adopted daughteru's deserve a free "Worlds best pack leader/Daddy/Alpha" mug

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:26:52 2017 No.16713105

>>16713075
That's a bit touchy, don't you think?
>>16713077
Goodness, hide and seek will never be the same. Remind me to invest in crayon companies when they get closer to that age!
>>16713081
I believe he was replying to me, aye.
>>16713089
In some interpretations one might even say that's not too far fetched from regular MGE, though Internet may be a stretch.
Regardless, that's what portals are for. Offer's open!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:26:54 2017 No.16713106 >>16713101 >Bye again salamanderfag, make sure to pound your waifu even more. Always.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:30:23 2017 No.16713112 >>16713105 All the boys better watch out for my daughterus. They've got their mama's cunning and determination. Except my biological daughteru. She's already got a childhood friend she's got her eyes on.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:30:59 2017 No.16713115

>>16713105
Yeah, it's kinda crazy, but yeah, internet may be a bit of a stretch. It might lead to some funny scenarios of walking in on my daughteru super vanilla doujins with handholding and swinging a sword at me to get out of her room.
>Offer's open!
Wonder what my daughteru would do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:37:17 2017 No.16713131 >>16713025 I wonder what I'd see if I read my daughterus diaries, although I'd kinda feel guilty for doing that. I hope they don't catch me doing it.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:37:27 2017 No.16713132

>>16713112
And so the cycle continues. Lovely stuff. I look forward to hearing what else develops in the House of Childhood Friends.
>>16713115
That's adorable.
>"It's not a phase Dad! One day I'm gonna have a consenting relationship with a nice normal guy that respects my sexual boundaries as I respect his!"
Akin to scandal in some areas. Good on her though!

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:40:10 2017 No.16713147 [SPOILER]

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>There are anons in this very thread who think they can waifu a Yuki or Ice Queen

You'd be destroyed!

Just give up now and accept that you'd never get anything better than a pitiful level 1 Slime!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:41:03 2017 No.16713149 >>16713147 >Implying I joined the Order for that reason

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:41:04 2017 No.16713150 >>16713131 Depends on the species, really. >>16713132 I'd just laugh it off an tell her that she can do whatever she wants.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:41:29 2017 No.16713152

>>16713132
>>"It's not a phase Dad! One day I'm gonna have a consenting relationship with a nice normal guy that respects my sexual boundaries as I respect his!"

Is it wrong that I actually want my daughterus to be like that and I'd be damn happy and proud they would.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:42:54 2017 No.16713155 >>16713147 Why would an anon be destroyed for waifuing a girl like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:43:27 2017 No.16713158 File: 473 KB, 1102x1262, 1453928159741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713147 I'd a pitiful lvl. 1 shortstack Werecat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:44:57 2017 No.16713165 >>16713150 >Depends on the species, really Anubis! Three little Anubi who give me heart attacks! Sorry if I keep talking about my schedule run family, I know I was kinda invading on that domination conversation up in the thread

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:45:21 2017 No.16713167

>>16713152
Not at all. Despite all my fondness for corruption and girls turning into sexual lascivious monsters, there's a lot to admire about a monstergirl that sticks to her guns for the vanilla lifestyle. So long as she still has regular sex with her husband, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:47:49 2017 No.16713172 >>16713167 Oh of course, I want me all the grand daughterus after all!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:48:52 2017 No.16713175 >>16712977 Just a normal city with a bit of culture from the monstergirls' homelands thrown in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:49:53 2017 No.16713177 >>16713167 >Baroness Demon wearing heavy dominatrix gear while giving perfectly normal and thoughtful dating advice to a girl that wants a nice vanilla relationship with a guy >While Demonfag is tied up and bound in the next room I just can't see it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:50:08 2017 No.16713178 >>16713165 It's fine to me, really. I guess Anubi would have cute diaries that they timestamp throughout the day. Like: >3:00 P.M. Mommy cursed somebody again and threw him into the Kephri pit again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:54:30 2017 No.16713194 >>16713177 That got a laugh out of me. Who knows? She's full of surprises. Hopefully the vanilla girl doesn't ask about the noises, if anything else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:56:13 2017 No.16713200 >>16713178 How often do they restock the Khepri pit? Or does it just get to the point where if someone gets thrown in, it's basically someone going to dinner with anon and his Khepri family.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 16:59:09 2017 No.16713214

>>16713178
Awww that's cute! I can just imagine my little daughterus going on work experience with their mom. They're going to make such great Guards like their mommy some day.

>11:00, Mommy escorted the 12 mummies to the tied up thief to teach him a lesson, then mommy showed me for the first time how to use the mummy curse, it took a few tries but I got it in the end. Mommy was so proud and I can't wait to tell daddy! The little thief's face went full red when those mummies started grabbing him. We could hear his cries and moans echo through the tombs for a few hours. My mummy curse is a bit rusty but I'll keep practising.

Their little diaries would make my heart melt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:00:29 2017 No.16713220 File: 2.85 MB, 960x540, 1489525229476.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713155 Because he could never waifu one, they only respect feats of strength or skill!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:00:55 2017 No.16713222 >>16713200 I imagine the bugs restock themselves. The Chief of the Khepri pit creating new daughterus all the time to add to it as criminals go off corrected with their new Khepri wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:02:08 2017 No.16713226 >>16713200 It gets restocked with the kids of the last guy thrown in. >>16713214 Simply adorable

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:02:36 2017 No.16713227 >>16713220 Come on anon, we all know there's more than one way to a girls heart. You hear about Salamanders and Dragons being charmed by anon's who visit them with flowers and love while on one knee everyday until they finally love him.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:04:18 2017 No.16713233

>>16713200
>"Oh, wives, a visitor!"
>All wives in unison: "A visitor!"
>"Won't you join us for dinner?"
>Wives: "Join us, join us!"
>"Just let me finish the last few off here..."
>Wives: "The Master is bountiful!"
>"Oh, you girls~"
>Wives: "His blushing brides, His faithful brides!"
Guy would be so creeped out he'd never misbehave again.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:06:17 2017 No.16713242

>>16710479
I've been asleep, and then out shoveling snow, so this response is super late.
She's 1400 years old, anon, she doesn't make mistakes. If she does anything wrong, it was on purpose because she wants to be "punished" by being bent over your knee and spanked hard.
Imagine it, a woman who may as well be a deity, with powers so great that she could erase the entire world if she wanted to, laying across your lap and crying out "Hit me harder! I haven't learned my lesson yet!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:08:38 2017 No.16713253 >>16713233 Damn. Being the Khepri-lord sounds kinda nice. Wonder how many I could handle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:12:37 2017 No.16713268 >>16713253 You'd become a super-Incubus really quickly so you'd probably be able to handle any number. I like them too. They and Lilis are the only girls that I'd be totally okay with being in a 'multiple wives' situation with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:15:06 2017 No.16713283 My one wish is to meet with a Himedere busty Pharaoh who loves gently femdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:16:37 2017 No.16713292 Are giants technically a monstrous race? KC hasn't touched them yet. I wanna see 10-15ft girls that put amazons and ogres to shame.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:18:45 2017 No.16713300

>>16713283
Himedere Pharoah's are god tier. Make sure to worship their beautiful heavenly feet when she asks you to. But don't be a pervert who gets to frisky and start sniffing it!

Hope the Himedere Pharoah comes with a party of Anubi and Sphinx and takes you away to be her servant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:18:57 2017 No.16713302 >>16713253 No less than fifteen, no more than forty for me. Although I could be convinced for more. I'd really like if most of them had slight to major differences in bodytypes. Is that possible or would they all look like the profile?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:20:50 2017 No.16713313 >>16713300 It'd be a little awkward if we were in public doing that. Actually it'd be funny if we were outside in my country were it's probably freezing cold to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:22:15 2017 No.16713317 >>16713302 Even if they don't start that way you could use your immense command of Mamono to quickly alter their bodies through sex as an 'extremely powerful Incubus'

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:22:27 2017 No.16713318 >>16713302 I imagine that would be possible. Shortstacks, lolis, Ara Ara, curvy. You name it.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:24:24 2017 No.16713323

>>16713313
I imagine she'd probably wear the finest of most expensive coats.

And anon, you do understand when she's being carried around on her large throne and she wants foot worship. You better get out that bowl of milk and start massaging those feet. Don't tell me you wouldn't get addicted to her feet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:26:23 2017 No.16713334 >>16713323 Maybe I will. It's gonna make it hard to shop with that big throne.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:26:33 2017 No.16713336 >>16713015 I apologize profusely for my inability to scan it anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:31:10 2017 No.16713355 >>16713317 >>16713318 Excellent! I'd never be bored!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:31:35 2017 No.16713358 >>16713334 What?! You dare say her highness touch the floor of commoners? But maybe, if you could princes carry her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:32:48 2017 No.16713362 >>16713358 Well she's kind of heavy. And eating all that chocolate and ice cream doesn't help.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:33:49 2017 No.16713372

>New Mizone
>Guy gets cucked by an Oni
>Finds happiness with a qt centaur
K then

>>16712761
I wouldn't be surprised if the Sabbath, as an enterprising R&D Corps, were to try and recruit Gremlins for their skills. Or alternatively, Gremlins joining for their resources and Government funding. I have similar thoughts related to Liches.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:39:31 2017 No.16713390 File: 1004 KB, 1781x1300, 14_15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713372 now let me tell you something about horse pussy.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:40:46 2017 No.16713396

>>16713362
Well then her favourite servant will just have to deal with it. And besides, after being princess carried by her favourite servant the first time, she'll realise she actually really likes it but won't say it. This in turn will get you quite buff.

You'll kinda look like the strong brave knight rescuing her.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:41:19 2017 No.16713400

For the gentlemen waiting sequel to the nursing-Pengu, I must inform that it will pushed back for least a week as I need to focus on lecture presentation. To compensate, it will have a spin-off in addition to the sequel for those who wished for group-smothering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:41:53 2017 No.16713403 >>16713372 Obmas > SHIT > Hillary's snatch > Mizone >>16713390 Take a hike faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:43:01 2017 No.16713404 >>16713400 You are the real MVP. Take your time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:43:06 2017 No.16713406 >>16713403 Not him but you say "take a hike" almost every thread, get something original.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:44:04 2017 No.16713408 >>16713396 Okay but she needs to cut down on the chocolate. And stop abusing the service staff, those poor people just can't handle her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:44:06 2017 No.16713409 >>16713400 Shit, works for me. >Group thick pengu smothering Oh fuck yeah bud!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:45:08 2017 No.16713417 File: 829 KB, 2332x2345, That was a good warmup!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16712945 >gentle

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:45:20 2017 No.16713418 >>16713400 Even better

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:45:59 2017 No.16713421

>>16713400
>I need to focus on lecture presentation

Is a college professor giving us a story about a Monster girl penguin?
>>16713406
Maybe he's with some kind of mountain Monster Girl group and wants us to go to the mountains to be captured.
>>16713417
I love Snusnu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:55:31 2017 No.16713458 File: 511 KB, 1474x1000, 1489449697379.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't a fish though right anon? Right? I mean at least I know you wouldn't a biurd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:00:21 2017 No.16713478 >>16713406 >get something original Fine then

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:02:09 2017 No.16713485 >>16713458 After all the effort she put into making this tunic and healing my injuries it would just be plain rude to not a fish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:02:11 2017 No.16713486 >>16713372 >Guy gets cucked by an Oni I'm not seeing her cuck him, it looks like he fucks her at the end too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:02:43 2017 No.16713489 >>16713372 That doesn't appear to be what happened. It looks like he waifus both of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:04:07 2017 No.16713492 >>16713421 > a college professor giving a lecture about Monster Girls. I wish. It's a course assignment.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:06:11 2017 No.16713503
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>>16713403
I didn't even post furry you tooshy-teased, shit posting, mother suckling, werebat molesting, Alp marrying, skin flute playing, give your balls a tuggin' titfucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:06:17 2017 No.16713505 >>16706688 >Temporal Awareness >Automaton So what does that make me? Are we the Time Squad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:07:29 2017 No.16713509 >>16713505 Also forgot Waifu's ability: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vehicle_Morphing Ok, so is this some bizarre fever dream come true?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:08:56 2017 No.16713512 >>16713458 I dunno, the Elves are pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:12:04 2017 No.16713525 >>16713503 Guro's banned outside of /b/, now get that shit tier "goddess" out of my face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:12:14 2017 No.16713526 >>16713486 >>16713489 Ah, I only saw a preview on Pixiv where it looked like he fucked her, but she wasn't satisfied and passed him up in favor of some ther guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:13:23 2017 No.16713531 File: 135 KB, 1024x576, 1435953535133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713525 Your impotent rage is cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:13:43 2017 No.16713533 File: 145 KB, 637x893, C57e6f0U0AEjUbK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713458 Mipha is far less thicc compared to other girls in the game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:14:21 2017 No.16713537 >>16713503 Abscond now, walking lightning rod.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:18:35 2017 No.16713546 >>16713533 Zelda is adorable. I just gotta collect all those memories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:19:23 2017 No.16713547 >>16713533 And the other girls aren't waifu material.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:19:52 2017 No.16713550 >>16712328 True. >>16712330 Magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:20:36 2017 No.16713554 >>16713547 >Implying You mean you don't want to be abducted by Risa?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:21:31 2017 No.16713556 >>16713458 I'd gladly a fish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:22:29 2017 No.16713561 File: 549 KB, 1186x1475, s-special message for you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:23:46 2017 No.16713568 >>16713561 That Squirrel is stacked!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:23:49 2017 No.16713569 >>16713561 NEAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:23:49 2017 No.16713570 >>16713561 I believe THICC applies here. When can we bukkake you with money?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:24:36 2017 No.16713572 >>16713561 I'm going to tear that letter up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:27:10 2017 No.16713579 >>16713561 Dumb titty Squirrel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:27:45 2017 No.16713582 >>16711218 Best dragon, best oneesan, best softest, best everything! Can anyone disagree with this statement? Zombie Dragons need not answer

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:28:35 2017 No.16713587

>>16713554
Mipha is literally childhood friend, heals your wounds, actively wants to protect you from harm, makes a wedding tunic just for you, and factually talked about loving you enough that her father and little brother knew it.

Risa is still a close second but she's always detained after class so she'd never be available.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:35:51 2017 No.16713612 >>16713561 I want to milk and spank this squirrel so bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:37:10 2017 No.16713616 >>16713561 I want to bully that squirrel

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:38:21 2017 No.16713619 >>16713561 I want to _hug that stacked squirrel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:41:49 2017 No.16713639 >>16713561 Urge to impregnate rising. I do hope she's studied though. This is only the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:43:52 2017 No.16713649 >>16713561 >>16713619 This picture brings a life-threatening dilemma Do you hug the soft squirrel or do you hug her fluffy tail? Great job Nav, keep on being based

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:47:19 2017 No.16713663 >>16713649 Both. Sit the squirrel in your lap with her tail pressed against you and wrap your arms around her so that they rest nicely beneath her breasts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:48:11 2017 No.16713666 >>16713663 Gonna overload that squirrel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:49:49 2017 No.16713677 >>16713666 With the gentle collapsing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:50:42 2017 No.16713681 >>16713561 It's okay Mrs. I know you want that special message to meet Mr. Shredder, I'll ensure it happens so that their love can blossom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:51:05 2017 No.16713684 >>16713677 Yes. Also heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:51:21 2017 No.16713685 >>16713666 Going to sniff her hair too and get her even more flustered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:52:12 2017 No.16713689 >>16713685 ear nibbling?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:52:46 2017 No.16713692 >>16713689 And ear nibbling yes, maybe some kissing on the back of her neck as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:52:59 2017 No.16713695 >>16713689 handholding

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:53:12 2017 No.16713697 >>16713684 You travel on the quiet road, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:54:55 2017 No.16713703 >>16713692 Lewd! >>16713695 LEWD! >>16713697 That I do. If I knew what that saying meant. All I know is that I fight for love and money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:57:50 2017 No.16713720 Want to tease Dragon idols. Gonna tease Dragon idols. Gonna bully Dragon idols by impregnating them and ruining their career.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:04:52 2017 No.16713752
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https://vndb.org/v20464

Some guy posted the character designs for this a while ago and I remember hoping it wasn't orc/rape/ntr shit. With the release date just around the corner it looks like it's actually the rare and elusive vanilla elf visual novel.

Some of the CGs are on gelbooru and it looks really nice, I hope it gets translated eventually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:06:34 2017 No.16713756 >>16713752 >mega-oppai elves I have a RAGING interest right now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:07:42 2017 No.16713763 >>16713561 HNNG dat body Tail could stand to be a bit bigger though

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:10:55 2017 No.16713773 >>16713720 What flavor of dragon idol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:11:00 2017 No.16713777 >>16713752 Hmm, there's something about these girls I really like, but I can't put my finger on it.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:11:21 2017 No.16713778

>>16713756
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3599769
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3590705
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3599775
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3599506

I'm probably sperging out a bit here but really, how rare is it to get elf material with art this good and no bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:12:53 2017 No.16713784 >>16713752 >Oversized Tits Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:14:20 2017 No.16713791 >>16713784 It has more reasonably sized elves too. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3599773

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:15:19 2017 No.16713793 File: 460 KB, 752x1039, 59570495_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713752 >it looks like it's actually the rare and elusive vanilla elf visual novel It's only once in a blue moon that nips do this kinda thing sadly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:16:14 2017 No.16713800 >>16713778 Good lord that blue eyed blonde+green hair one Definitely gonna be following this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:16:16 2017 No.16713801 >>16713778 Like a black astronaut tier rare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:16:56 2017 No.16713805 >>16713791 Okay that's pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:17:34 2017 No.16713809 >>16713752 I would impregnate each and every elf there.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:17:59 2017 No.16713812

>>16713752
It's one of Lune's fuck around games so it's gonna be light on that stuff. Instead it's gonna be cute, full of laughs and surprisingly entertaining beyond the lewds. Fuck, I wish that company made more stuff like this but all their main products are stereotypical rape shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:19:20 2017 No.16713818 Have to report a client's mother for abuse. Please post some happy Monstergirl families, the kind that would never let this fucking bullshit happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:20:59 2017 No.16713828 >>16713812 It's always the case that artists/companies who usually do rape and ntr content actually put out the best vanilla when they actually want to. Shindol's vanilla doujins are an absolute gift for example.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:21:39 2017 No.16713832 File: 183 KB, 615x578, CardiacArrest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713818

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:21:47 2017 No.16713833 >>16713773 Any. Tall busty onee-sans. Flat yandere ones. Genki tanned ones. The token twins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:22:40 2017 No.16713838 File: 248 KB, 992x1024, bfc76ebc529be098be52189cf3103be4be5886b3f3ca3c28ea10b86d0498f35e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713818 Raising a litter of firewans would be hell but completely worth it..

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:23:38 2017 No.16713844 File: 175 KB, 1000x1000, 1488902251145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713818 What happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:24:23 2017 No.16713848 >>16713818 Storytime?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:24:54 2017 No.16713851 >>16713828 Yep.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:24:55 2017 No.16713852
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>>16713838
think of all the money you could save on heating during the winter and then spoiling them all with your savings because you love your daughters so much and your waifu too
never forget to spoil your waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:26:10 2017 No.16713859 File: 3.86 MB, 3600x4522, tmp_10983-miia12008016681.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713818 I want to have a happy family with Miia

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:26:12 2017 No.16713858 >>16713852 >TFW the Wolfman's wife was pregnant 24/7/365 in Hotel Translyvania >TFW every time I see this image I picture her and Anon shagging like animals even when she's expected Genndy's a lad, tell you h'what.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:28:12 2017 No.16713864

>>16713828
I know, right? And when they seriously take on a big vanilla project it's amazing. https://vndb.org/v3602 Evil Woman Executive was a blast to read. I loved the characters and the humor was pretty good too. Main character was pretty great, not to mention Junjiro. Based Junjiro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:28:25 2017 No.16713867 File: 187 KB, 1129x909, 1465502937317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713818

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:28:45 2017 No.16713870 >>16713763 Her tail got a bit undeveloped due to the boobs perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:29:43 2017 No.16713874 File: 99 KB, 678x600, 1489534183840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713818

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:30:21 2017 No.16713880 >>16713867 >You've attracted the attention of a large group of Tanukis.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:30:29 2017 No.16713881

>>16713844
Been working with this kid for about nine weeks who came in for ADHD/school performance stuff. Finally got to the point where he felt comfortable enough to tell me he was getting whoopings at home last week. Now this week finally got him the courage to admit she's been verbally abusing him too and doing way more stuff like neglecting to feed him and threatening him to be put on the street.
Kid can't fucking ask anyone for help because he's afraid if he does he'll get in trouble and get beat. Said he trusts me more than his own fucking mother.

Monstergirls. Sorry. Blogging. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:32:19 2017 No.16713890 >>16713881 At least she'll get her comeuppance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:32:22 2017 No.16713891 >>16713832 >>16713838 >>16713844 >>16713852 >>16713859 >>16713867 >>16713874 Thanks guys. I really appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:32:34 2017 No.16713894 >>16713809 >Tag: impregnation 2.0 well you're in luck bud

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:33:33 2017 No.16713898 >>16713881 Yeesh, that's rough. You're a good guy for helping people like that, keep fighting the good fight, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:33:51 2017 No.16713900 >>16713864 I can't read moon so sadly I never got to read that one but I did watch the animated version.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:37:57 2017 No.16713910 >>16713881 Demonfag? The psychiatrist one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:40:13 2017 No.16713920 >>16713890 I'm more worried about him. But I suppose. >>16713898 Thanks. Sorry again for blogging. >>16713910 Psychologist, not psychiatrist. Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:41:04 2017 No.16713922 File: 235 KB, 2000x1000, yeti paws.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713818

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:43:16 2017 No.16713929 File: 305 KB, 1272x1224, 1488801723908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713920 Yo man at least you weren't almost stabbed like me. This is why humanity cant have nice things.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:47:16 2017 No.16713939
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>messing around in your onee-sans room while she isn't there, looking for a game she borrowed
>notice a cutesy plushie sitting on her bed that bears a striking resemblance to you
>when you pick it up, you feel something inside it
>must be one of those plushies that says something when you squeeze it
>when you press down on it, a large dildo pops out of its crotch
>"Ara, looks like someone found my training dummy. Maybe it's time to try the real thing..."
>turning around, you see your onee-san giving you the most lascivious look you've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:47:20 2017 No.16713940 File: 1.66 MB, 1783x1275, 1487825779408.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713818

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 19:57:43 2017 No.16713957

>>16713881
Don't feel down. You're possibly helping the kid out by reporting their piece of shit parent.

I approve of hitting, because nothing beats pain as a "don't do that again", but verbal abuse and threatening to kick them out? Fuck that cunt, seriously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:04:34 2017 No.16713980 >>16713940 What's with the wooden planks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:06:43 2017 No.16713992 Any ideas for a doodle to do later? No squirrels.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:07:33 2017 No.16713997 >>16713992 A big, buff hellhound wearing a frilly sundress!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:07:37 2017 No.16713998 >>16713992 barometz

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:07:42 2017 No.16713999 >>16713992 >No squirrels. Racist. But I wouldn't mind seeing a Gremlin with a lolipop, they supposedly like sweets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:09:00 2017 No.16714002 >>16713992 Little Kobold getting headpats or ear fondles.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:09:38 2017 No.16714006

>>16713957
I know, it's not the first case I've had to do it in by far but it was just one of those unexpected ones. Really funny witty kid, always cracking jokes and teasing me for being a giant. Didn't smile today though. Don't know if he'll keep coming to me or get transferred.
It's done though, lets get back to Monstergirls. I've way overstepped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:09:47 2017 No.16714008 >>16713992 Pharaoh and Ice Queen trying each others clothes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:11:09 2017 No.16714012 >>16714008 What clothes? One wears straps and the other wears ice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:13:05 2017 No.16714015 >>16713992 Kraken juggling

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:14:57 2017 No.16714023 >>16713997 Don't know if I can do muscles. Don't know if it won't end up as Armstrong the Hellhound either. >>16713998 Goat Gatorade? I don't know. >>16714002 What is with you people and head patting? It loses its appeal if overdone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:18:21 2017 No.16714031 >>16714023 No problem about the hellhound. I've seen one of the hellhoundfags talk about wanting to see his waifu in one, so I thought I'd suggest it for him, just in the case it did get drawn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:19:48 2017 No.16714035 What if MGs speak a completely different language than us? What if they are like Eskimos and have 50 different words for cum, and 100 for love?

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:20:37 2017 No.16714039

>>16714023
>What is with you people and head patting? It loses its appeal if overdone.
I don't know anon, I do try to be judicious in my posting about headpats, but I'm not really obsessed with them in the first place. I just like cute things with Kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:21:05 2017 No.16714043 >>16713992 Cows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:22:39 2017 No.16714055 >>16714015 How do you juggle krakens?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:23:19 2017 No.16714058 >>16714055 You juggle small ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:23:21 2017 No.16714059 >>16713939 Those are some really well drawn tits, and would look perfect on any monstergirl that isn't Elma/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:23:23 2017 No.16714060 >>16714055 Use lolis and be very careful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:24:01 2017 No.16714061 >>16714035 Get the friendly neighborhood mindflayer to transplant the correct language bits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:28:42 2017 No.16714080 >>16713992 CC Ryu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:29:26 2017 No.16714082 >>16714043 Go on. Tacos? >>16714055 Carefully with little ones. Baby Krakens are really tiny and easy to juggle, but are extremely easy to hurt so you shouldn't juggle them at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:29:51 2017 No.16714084 >>16713939 Those are some really well drawn tits, and would look perfect on any monstergirl that isn't Elma,

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:32:14 2017 No.16714094 >>16714082 Tacos, Milk, Beef. All cows are good cows, all cows deserve love. I love all cows, I want to touch all cows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:32:52 2017 No.16714096 >>16714082 Shortstack Taco! Preferably pouting as she admonishes a taller student.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:33:11 2017 No.16714097 >>16714094 You should become a Hindu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:39:07 2017 No.16714104 >>16714096 >"Anon, you aren't paying attention in class at all!" >doesn't realize that her well-endowed body might have something to do with your falling grades

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:41:04 2017 No.16714106 >>16714097 I want to study the classical arts under a Taco, the physical arts under a Mino, and culinary arts under a Holst. I want them all to be my brides and to be the best I can for them and our children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:41:52 2017 No.16714111 >>16714104 Don't forget that she'd be wearing thigh high stockings and a short skirt to go with it! She dresses impure but acts pure!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:45:23 2017 No.16714125 File: 1.02 MB, 1500x2000, kraken13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you like calamari?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:47:47 2017 No.16714135 File: 2.30 MB, 2000x1334, E1B4B650-1194-4D07-81C1-F4ADAEFE9B3E-3964-00000573F3680135_tmp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16714125 Yeah, actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:47:49 2017 No.16714136 File: 181 KB, 1100x1600, 1488737890422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16712523 It doesn't snow on the west coast, dude!

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:52:01 2017 No.16714150

>>16714111
>try to look away from her sexy body, which makes her think she's being too hard on you
>to reassure you that you're a good student, she has you bend down so she can pat your head, which puts your face mere inches from her cleavage
I don't know if I could handle a lewd-pure haku

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:52:37 2017 No.16714151 >>16713992 Pit Lady, do it faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:55:24 2017 No.16714160 >>16714150 Don't forget that she'd still have to stand on her tip toes (hooves?) to pat you atop your head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:56:51 2017 No.16714163 File: 682 KB, 1200x1200, 1472964017240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16714136 Bull fucking shit. >>16714151 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:58:57 2017 No.16714176 >>16714163 >Bull fucking shit. BC is a magical place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:00:03 2017 No.16714181 >>16714160 Could you ever really get in trouble for raping your monster teacher in front of class? That pharaoh that teaches history seems to be asking for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:03:12 2017 No.16714190 >>16714181 Only if you don't take responsibility and become her boyfriend afterwards. Extra credit will be given depending on how well you do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:05:15 2017 No.16714194 >>16714163 >That fairy drinking I wonder who could be behind this post

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:05:54 2017 No.16714196 >>16714125 I don't enjoy the texture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:08:35 2017 No.16714204 File: 493 KB, 693x945, 61778665_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:09:25 2017 No.16714208 >>16714204 Lewd and adorable. Breed them ALL

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:10:31 2017 No.16714213 >>16714190 I'm guessing that if I impregnate her, I get straight As for the rest of the year >knock up your smug teacher with twins >"Hm, you maybe failing P.E., but you certainly have strong swimmers."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:10:40 2017 No.16714214 Remember to vote for Ilias 'If they alp, they get scalped' during the next MGC mayor election.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:11:51 2017 No.16714219 >>16714213 Nah, you just get enough that failing is very, very difficult.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:15:19 2017 No.16714231 >>16714219 Hm, you're right. She won't want the father of her children to be some kind of slacker. Those sneaky monster teachers, always finding ways to motivate their students.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:16:24 2017 No.16714235 >>16714194 Someone who likes the picture and experienced a hellish and icy winter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:16:58 2017 No.16714241 >>16714231 Indeed. She may have you get extra credit by bringing you to detention just so you can bang her over a desk while she watches the other students.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:21:39 2017 No.16714250 >>16714241 The real punishment is having to sit there and watch, and not getting to have any of that hot dicking. Ah, the intricacies of MGC High

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:26:18 2017 No.16714263 >>16714208 I will only breed Luccoa

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:26:42 2017 No.16714264 >>16714250 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:27:44 2017 No.16714270 >>16714263 I would do all of them. As many times as possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:33:05 2017 No.16714280 Darks elfs are your friend unlike the rest of those elvish snobs!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:38:48 2017 No.16714295 >>16714235 Whatever you say Shoggy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:39:18 2017 No.16714298 >>16714280 I want a big dark elf with the softest most delicious soles

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:41:49 2017 No.16714304 File: 276 KB, 1614x1003, 1489542109240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to support your daughterus in high-school. Even when the make bad choices. Also, I think I messed up on a tail and a arm

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:43:48 2017 No.16714310 >>16714304 >Even when they make bad choices Nothing will ever change the fact they're the fruit of my loins and are worthy of all my love. Despite their questionable bedroom etiquette.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:47:30 2017 No.16714318 >>16714310 Even when they put out far too much information, they'll still be our dumb kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:50:04 2017 No.16714327 >>16713561 I want to read it aloud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:51:27 2017 No.16714331 >>16714304 Them darned kids. It's just a phase I tell ya.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:51:35 2017 No.16714332 >>16714304 >bad choices That one is clearly the correct one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 21:53:43 2017 No.16714336 >>16714304 Man, Subway advertising really has no shame

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:03:42 2017 No.16714353 >>16714295 Shogs experience hellish cold too in Antarctica, but I fail to see how he has anything to do with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:04:26 2017 No.16714355 >>16714331 I dunno Anon, I dunno. >>16714332 I'm sure they'd enjoy hearing that. >>16714336 Sorry, I don't get the joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:07:31 2017 No.16714364 >>16714355 >Sorry, I don't get the joke. Subway, the restaurant that sells, y'know, subs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:10:27 2017 No.16714370 >>16714364 Ah. Oh... Goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:11:18 2017 No.16714374 >>16714304 Sub big girls are the bets. Gotta scratch that chin and touch that horn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:13:31 2017 No.16714381 >>16714204 Gradient hairs are nice, especially orange ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:14:40 2017 No.16714386 >>16714374 I quite agree with that sentiment. There's nothing wrong with wanting a nice housewaifu to warm your bed. >Gotta scratch that chin and touch that horn. >touch that horn That's lewd anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:19:54 2017 No.16714397 >>16714386 If it's a salamander or another monster the bed gets too warm and can burn though. Also platonical horn touching.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:23:09 2017 No.16714406 >>16714397 You should know that I have the dumbest fetish. A high temperature fetish. >spoiler Are you insane? You wouldn't in public, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:26:18 2017 No.16714416 >>16714353 >>16714353 He's the only faggot that uses that particular image, particularly while passive-aggressively whining about the thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:26:35 2017 No.16714418 >>16714406 Now that I think about it, you must have a constant boner in summer huh? And it's just a small, innocent touch. Just to watch her reaction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:28:23 2017 No.16714427 >>16714418 >Now that I think about it, you must have a constant boner in summer huh? I don't want to blog, but I live on the dry side of a Carribean island

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:30:29 2017 No.16714435 >>16714418 Also, just a little poke on the horn might just set her off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:32:03 2017 No.16714440 >>16714416 But I just used it, disproving your statement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:32:43 2017 No.16714444 >>16714381 Gradiant is love. Namusan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:37:07 2017 No.16714453 >>16714427 Sounds like a nice place to go on a vacation with waifu. I like fire, but only in the cold. >>16714435 Slowly blow some air on it? >>16714444 Gonna open the church of gradient.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:42:44 2017 No.16714469

>>16714453
If the portals ever open, the first thing I'm doing is taking my daughterus and waifu to the beach for a bonfire and marshmallows. No, I would not dry-hump my waifu in the water. Not while the kids around
>Slowly blow some air on it?
That seems acceptable. Hopefully she'll find a guy to "polish" her horns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:49:46 2017 No.16714500 >>16714469 I feel like if the portals ever open my waifu is the one that would be taking me places. I'm just stuck in the everyday life between big buildings. You would hump her later, I know. Gonna slap "Polish me" papers on horned girls' back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:52:13 2017 No.16714504 >>16714500 My waifu would be shocked if she ever did show up here. Her coming from the desert then into a place with 2 feet of snow would be quite the thing to see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:54:19 2017 No.16714510 >>16713417 I wish there was more art like this

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:54:23 2017 No.16714511

>>16714500
I just want my waifu to hug me tell me that this shitty landmass is just another stone in the ocean and move elsewhere with her. And yeah, I would hump her in the sea once the girls take their nap and bask in the sun facing away from the sea.

>Gonna slap "Polish me" papers on horned girls' back.
Think of the gentle subs who won't fight back! Think of all the doms who would!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:54:46 2017 No.16714514 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, make sure to thouroughly polish your automatons and golems. A clean magitech girl is a happy magitech girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:01:46 2017 No.16714535 >>16714514 It's Magitek. Really need a glasses Automaton correcting everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:02:02 2017 No.16714536 >>16714510 Of Anons getting slammed into a mattress crater?

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:02:28 2017 No.16714538

>>16714504
Doesn't even snow where I live. I wish I could show my waifu some really cool places and stuff if anything ever happened. Maybe I could take mine to a nearby tourist spot; a 1.135 m mountain with a nice scenery. Used to go there every saturday, so climbing it with my waifu would be nice.

>>16714511
If the portal opened I would sure hope mine would take me away to her place. I don't really care since I would ahve her, but it would still be nice to move out. Also, don't think you can hide when your Sauna starts producing too much heat in the water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:02:43 2017 No.16714539 >>16714535 But the glasses don't do anything for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:04:15 2017 No.16714545 >>16714536 Yes, and cute muscle girls stretching after a good workout

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:04:38 2017 No.16714546 File: 523 KB, 1278x850, 1489547078437.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16714536 big girl snu snu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:05:45 2017 No.16714549 >>16714546 >this will never happen to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:05:54 2017 No.16714550 >>16714546 I sure hope Anon's pelvis can handle all that BEEF.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:08:09 2017 No.16714553 >>16714550 His pelvis is already in heaven in that picture.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:08:15 2017 No.16714554

>>16714538
I'm sure that wherever I ended up with my waifu, I'd enjoy the hell out of it. Still, it'd be nice to go away from here for a few years. Dammit man, we'd just go further out until they won't hear the steam rising then. Hopefully, they don't notice the underwater suspended congress and making out. and hopefully Sauna wouldn't moan too loud

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:13:14 2017 No.16714568 >>16714546 >You will never get snusnu'd by an Automaton this yuge

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:16:12 2017 No.16714580 >>16714568 >Heavy Assault Automaton. >Extra layers of armor for thickness. Guys dig giant robots.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:17:04 2017 No.16714584

>>16714554
Would be nice if the portal would stay open, that way I would come back to visit my family.

Also, let me tell you exactly how it would play out. You would go really far so no daughterus spot the steam and then you lewd your Sauna. Her tail would start burning and creating a lot of smoke, which would alert the lifeguard harpies that are flying around and they would come to see what's going on.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:17:39 2017 No.16714586

>>16714568
>Amazonautomaton
Now there's an idea.
>Commencing Jackhammer.exe. Assume the position, Master.
>In-creas-ing-speed-In-creas-ing-power-pistons-charging-
>Status report: Master's bed is destroyed. Floorboards are destroyed. Master's pelvis is destroyed. Warning: Still in Jackhammer.exe.
>Master. Master. Warning: Master is unconscious. Commencing BlueAftercare.exe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:19:42 2017 No.16714595 >>16714586 >You will never pound an Automaton so hard she blue screens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:20:59 2017 No.16714601 >>16714539 They enhance cuteness by 10.99965%.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:24:56 2017 No.16714612 >>16714595 I wanna do that to a Comfort/chubby Automaton and have her wake up with me sleeping on her softness, then not have her notice me peeking at her looking flustered at how she got in the situation.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:26:54 2017 No.16714622

>>16714584
So would I, I think my parents and siblings would enjoy my daughterus.

>spoiler
No please no, I'd just want to have some fun with her in the sun and saltwater. I don't need hawk, pelican and frigate harpies harpies giggling at us while handing opera binoculars to the other beach-goers on shore.
Why would there be people at the shore right after the portals open anyways? You'd think it'd be private, save for marine girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:30:30 2017 No.16714637 >>16714612 It's weird you think she wouldn't notice. Every blink, every breath, all your seemingly unimportant gestures, she will observe and remember.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:33:34 2017 No.16714652

>>16714637
Hmm, you're right. So she'd pick up on me nuzzling into her tummy when she sleeps and that doing so makes my heart rate calm even further and increases REM, or how my hands seem to rest at exactly 2.74 inches above her hips to drape my fingers over her booty.
Wonder how that would adjust her functioning going forward.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:36:46 2017 No.16714666

>>16714622
My mom loves kids. I wonder how things would be with my daughteru and them. I would do my best do have her before they pass away, considering dragons take a while to get pregnant.

And don't worry, it would be like a nice show for the people on the beach. Maybe there would even be some betting to see how many times your waifu would "burst in flames". Not sure how your daughteru's reactions would be though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:39:54 2017 No.16714679 File: 201 KB, 768x682, sad rata.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16713570 Sorry anon, not yet. >>16713763 I gotchu senpai, her tail will be a bit bigger when I post on twitter and other places. >>16713572 >>16713681 pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:41:13 2017 No.16714687 >>16714679 Oh god my heart. Would definitely tear that letter just to cuddle her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:45:27 2017 No.16714707 >>16714679 >>16713681 >>16713561 I this a common nightmare for ratas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:46:24 2017 No.16714709 >>16714679 >I gotchu senpai Thanks famalam, u da reel mvp

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:47:25 2017 No.16714713 >>16714679 Yeah, it says their tails can be used as a bed, so would make sense if it was a bit bigger even if the Rata herself is a big bigger

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:50:27 2017 No.16714721

>>16714666
Yeah, my parents love the crap out of my nephews. I'm sure they'd love to pick them up and hug them. Maybe their tails would even ignite.
>spoiler
Yeah, that might be a tough thing, but I'm sure you could pull that off. Maybe.

Anon, I could never tell my waifu about that and would have to make her look off into the sea to save her embarrassment. Hopefully the steam could cloud our spot enough to block the view until she passes out after cum-bustion and nuzzles up to me, unaware of everything behind her.
>Not sure how your daughteru's reactions would be though.
The oldest would hold the youngest two in her lap and get them to nuzzle up to her chest and pass out to not see it and her and the other two would just watch the madness unfold. They might just get entranced and break back into reality after hearing a loud boom from Sauna's fire going up from her orgasm. Her seventh one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:51:45 2017 No.16714724 >>16714713 J-Just how big is her tail?! There's no way that mofu is real!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:52:54 2017 No.16714727 >>16714679 >Bullying the squirrel to the point she cries Not even The Order is capable of this travesty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:53:12 2017 No.16714728 >>16714724 >7 foot musclesquirrel with a tail the size of a queen bed

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:54:15 2017 No.16714732 >>16714724 Oh its all real, sugar. Go ahead, cop a feel, 100% Acorn-fed Mofu. Whassamatter, can't handle a REAL mofugirl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:54:22 2017 No.16714733 >>16714728 >Tail thickness and weight you could knock a person out with it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:55:16 2017 No.16714735 >>16714728 >>16714733 >Inari mad >Kitsune jelly

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:56:18 2017 No.16714738 >>16714735 >Mofus HATE her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:56:30 2017 No.16714740 File: 142 KB, 1100x950, 49424999_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16714724 Tailbeds are what all mofu should aspire to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:57:28 2017 No.16714743 >>16714733 >>16714735 >flexes >both Inaris and Onis are 'mirin, but for different reasons

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:58:12 2017 No.16714745 >>16714738 >This TREE-HUGGING RODENT is attracting HOT MOFU SLUTBOYS with her MONSTER TAIL and basically, you're fucking stupid >How? Just click right here...

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:00:15 2017 No.16714748

>>16714721
Remember anon, if you whisper into her ear that she should smile and do a double V sign she possibly gets the exhibitionism fetish. The steam would be enough to just leave your silhouette to the viewers and after all the steam gets to her head you would need to sneak back to the shore.
Also you better be careful, the more you lewd your waifu up the more of the lewdness comes out of your daughterus. They might go husband hunting soon at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:01:21 2017 No.16714752 File: 750 KB, 1093x1600, 1488022164217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16714740 never trust foxes, they just want to eat your liver

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:01:49 2017 No.16714754 >>16714745 >Methods to increase tail size by 10 cm in one week!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:04:42 2017 No.16714761 >>16714732 >She makes you hold it against your head for a size comparison. I-It's too big!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:04:55 2017 No.16714763 >>16714743 Hot damn, and she'd know just how much it would be doing it for me. Hopefully she still becomes timid when I start makin the moves on her. Timid big stronggirls are my thang.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:05:37 2017 No.16714766 >>16714752 never trust korean foxes* Strictly on a mythological basis, I believe it's Chinese foxes that are the friendliest, Japanese ones are a mixed bag, and Korean ones are invariably assholes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:06:35 2017 No.16714768 >>16714754 >Side Effects may include SweatingDryMouthAngerSneezingLowerLibidoBaldingVaginalChaffingCompleteOvaryImplosionandDandruff

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:07:35 2017 No.16714771 >>16714761 >T-that thing wouldn't fit in my car! >"It's not going in your car, boy..." >... >"...It's going in your face! Boop! Hehe~"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:08:18 2017 No.16714772 >>16714745 >Distressed Kitsune shrine maiden starts shouting at the screen. >"I am not stupid!" >Clicks on the ad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:09:28 2017 No.16714774 >>16714771 >Anon crawls across a Monster-sized tail, calling out to the Rata who owns it, trying to find her.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:09:50 2017 No.16714775
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>>16714745
>>16714754
All this tail size drama just leads to a lack of sympathy for the poor sufferers of hypermofuism.
It's a very serious condition!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:10:08 2017 No.16714776 File: 270 KB, 516x728, 1486430620653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16714766 >Chinese foxes are the friendliest I know one Chinese fox, and she is the embodiment of pure grudge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:10:15 2017 No.16714777 >>16714772 Just imagine if what she gets actually works and that Kitsune gets her nine tails to Rata sizes.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:10:43 2017 No.16714778

>>16714772
>Virus uploaded to her computer, quickly analyzing all of her data including photos and videos she's taken of herself
>A nerdy Rata on the other end giggles with satisfaction as she sells off the materials to lonely anons with Mofu addictions
HackerSquirrel!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:11:24 2017 No.16714781 >>16714775 >First world problems I've heard that some foxes only have the ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:12:12 2017 No.16714785 >>16714781 This is exactly what I'm talking about! She can't even leave the house without assistance.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:12:49 2017 No.16714791

>>16714748
>Remember anon, if you whisper into her ear that she should smile and do a double V sign she possibly gets the exhibitionism fetish.
Oh boy, I don't want her to get that fetish, but the image of her drooling smile and the peace signs just got me going, Hopefully, we could sneak away, get the kids and go home quietly. That would be one quiet car ride.
>the more you lewd your waifu up the more of the lewdness comes out of your daughterus
Oh God no, I don't want to think about them bending over and asking to violated against a fridge. Well, at least they have to duel a guy first and lose for them to call him a lover.

Amyways, it's late and I need rest. G'night thread, and take care to not have your daughterus walk in on you and your waifu's special alone time. The last thing you'd need is finding your daughterus detailed fantasies of being ravaged by a huge cock in their diaries

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:13:49 2017 No.16714797 >>16714772 >>>16714781 Aww. Country bumpkin shrine maiden is cute. I bet she says stuff at her computer all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:14:04 2017 No.16714798 >>16714775 Is this picture broken for anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:15:27 2017 No.16714800 >>16714797 No she doesn't. She takes care of her tail very well to the point where it's so beautiful that guys fall for her just by looking at it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:15:40 2017 No.16714801 File: 45 KB, 600x503, 12768543798543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16714797 Bit of an airhead, silly Fox.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:16:01 2017 No.16714803 >>16714797 My dad talks to his computer sometimes. Should I be worried?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:16:09 2017 No.16714804 >>16714774 >Day 12. Still lost in the gigamofu of the great Ratazilla. I feel that I may run out of food soon if I do not- >"Honey it's not that big, knock it off."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:16:58 2017 No.16714809 >>16714791 At least Lisa would be safe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:18:03 2017 No.16714811 >>16714804 Anon is going to become a tail mimic at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:18:04 2017 No.16714812 >>16714801 I see this shrine has a close partnership with the neighboring Holstaurs.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:18:08 2017 No.16714813

>>16711112
> be humanguy with lich waifu
> raised in order state, still clinging to some apprehensions
> get into a fight when old orderbros break into waifu's manor
> manage to protect her, but not without severe injury
> she begs you to let her turn you into an undead and stay with her
> feeling unsure when faced with mortality, you hesitate
> 'wake up' some time later in bed, her tear stained face buried in your chest
> she's sputtering out 'i'm sorry' over and over again, filled with guilt over selfishly binding you to this world
> pat her head and tell her it's alright
> decide that missing out on the afterlife was fine as long as you can be with her, even in a flawed world like this

this has potential.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:18:23 2017 No.16714816 >>16714800 Shrine maiden Kitsune, we know it's you. Stop typing with one finger at a time on your decade old computer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:20:59 2017 No.16714822 File: 728 KB, 1523x1084, 1489206714562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine how comfy Toskr's can be in snowy regions. >>16714775 >tfw Sub can draw nice, fuckhuge titties while his butts are somewhat mediocre in comparison

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:22:24 2017 No.16714828 >>16714822 Jesus they're just so comfy looking. Foxes and wolfus do nothing for me but for some reason just the sheer ridiculous excess that is dat tail has put Ratatoskr really high on my list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:32:17 2017 No.16714846 >>16714816 I'm not a kitsune and i'm sure she would be taking care of her beautiful and fluffy tails instead of posting here. Also, her conputer would be of top notch with all the donations she gets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:36:37 2017 No.16714855 >>16714846 Oh you aren't the Kitsune? What a shame, I was going to ask her if she wanted to go grab some fried tofu with me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:37:32 2017 No.16714857 >>16714846 >not getting a humanboy to take care of your tails for you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:38:57 2017 No.16714858 Is it true Ratatoskrs will use the kindness and naivety of kobolds to hide listening devices? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RjsV14-lfc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:39:57 2017 No.16714859 >>16714855 Yes she would. >>16714857 She could get one any time she wanted. It's just that she would be too busy doing stuff to get into a relationship

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:43:07 2017 No.16714865 >>16714858 >Confused Wans intensify

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:44:01 2017 No.16714869 >>16714859 You sure do know a lot about this kitsune. You even know that she would go out for fried tofu with someone she only met on the internet. Could it be that you are...the Ratatoskr who delivers her mail?

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:50:14 2017 No.16714887

>>16714858
>Ratatoskr gets a Kobold to talk to Anon, with a listening device hidden on her, so she can find out what girl he likes, then get a nice hefty matchmaking fee for finding him the right girl.
>He confesses that he's a slut for big fluffy Ratatoskr tails, that if he sees one his knees get weak and he can only think of pleasing them.
>Ratatoskr listens to the whole thing, face turning bright red.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:55:27 2017 No.16714897 >>16714846 >>16714857 >>16714859 >>16714869 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:56:53 2017 No.16714900 >>16714887 >"Oh! Well then you should meet my friend that asked me to talk to you! She's right over there in that white van!" >"What are you doing?! Abort! Abort!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:58:09 2017 No.16714903 >>16714897 I didn't mean for this to happen, I just got carried away. Sorry

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:00:41 2017 No.16714911

>Mailwoman ratatoskr smugs her way up to anon's front porch
>Has spent the last six months reading through random peoples mail to locate the ideal husband
>Spent the last two weeks going through anon's specifically
>Believes she has enough blackmail on his personal life to force a marriage
>Sure the other girls at the office recommended at least 3 months of prying through a man's mail, but she just can't wait that long to get a husband
>Ufufu's when anon opens the door and demands he resigns to his fate as her semen dispenser
>All anon does is point at her and shout "Squirrel!"
>At first, ratat-chan worries she may have over estimated the mental acuity of her target
>Suddenly the TV in the living room pauses
>Three hellwan daughterus poke up from behind the couch with perked ears and a thousand yard stare
>The fire department has to respond when they set the tree she was chased up on fire

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:08:01 2017 No.16714925 >>16714911 >Afterward Anon calls his brother and asks him to change the mailing address of his stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:18:36 2017 No.16714946 File: 65 KB, 1000x1000, 1450626911526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They see me rollin' On my segway I know they all thinking I'm just too white 'n nerdy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:21:23 2017 No.16714947 >>16714946 Journey to the West- in comfort!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:21:49 2017 No.16714950 >>16714946 What monster girl would Dean Kamen want? An automaton to participate in FIRST?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:23:00 2017 No.16714952 >>16714911 I pity the Rata who does this and finds she's been spying on QS/KDF.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:25:04 2017 No.16714959 >>16714952 KDFsilver would probably have a squirrel capture cage in the sex dungeon to help teach his daughter to dom with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:25:37 2017 No.16714961 >>16714952 >QS/KDF >Quicksilver >KDF >QSDF >KDFsilver >faggot what the hell do we even call him now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:26:43 2017 No.16714965 >>16714961 My vote still goes to Canine Cuddler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:30:35 2017 No.16714970 >>16714965 Shut up Canine Cuddler, you don't get to pick your own name.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:33:04 2017 No.16714978

>>16714959
Anon no! We would never force our interests on anyone else, we three are in a completely exclusive relationship with each other and want no part of anything outside that. My daughteru has me and her mother to practice domming on, that's all she could ever want!

>>16714961
As long as it's not the last one I don't really mind any of them anon. KDFsilver sounds the nicest to me, but that's just my humble opinion. Call me what you like I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:33:19 2017 No.16714979 >>16714970 I'm not him I'm another faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:35:02 2017 No.16714986 >>16714978 What are your thoughts on the newer waifufags that have popped up recently KDF?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:36:53 2017 No.16714993 >>16714978 Faggot it is you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:37:38 2017 No.16714999 >>16714986 Odd question, but I think they're all pretty neat. I quite enjoy discussing headcanons and waifus and stuff with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:42:26 2017 No.16715016 Speaking of waifufags, what has Miiafag been up to? I haven't heard much from him lately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:43:08 2017 No.16715018 File: 2.55 MB, 1280x720, 1489556588582.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sharkgirls being aggressively rubbed when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:43:12 2017 No.16715020 >>16714978 K-Daddy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:44:34 2017 No.16715022 >>16715018 Fuckin lewd. You trying to get me fired at work over here? Censor that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:44:53 2017 No.16715023 >>16715020 I'd go by Papa though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:44:53 2017 No.16715024 >>16715018 So do you want to give a Mershark back rubs or are you talking about groping her boobs?

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:44:56 2017 No.16715025

>>16714999
It's fun talkin to you too, KDF.
>>16715016
I believe someone made a Miia reply to me earlier with the family stuff, I assume that was him. But yeah, he hasn't really overtly posted much since the most recent collab between him Wock and Gazer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:45:38 2017 No.16715029 >>16715023 I ain't gonna call you Papa though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:46:01 2017 No.16715032 >>16715018 >you will never make a mershark ahegao by headpats and noserubs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:46:06 2017 No.16715033 >>16715018 How is the shark breathing? I could have sworn that sharks, unlike fish, need to keep moving to have water flow over their gills. ...Would that make this asphyx play?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:46:34 2017 No.16715034 >>16715023 K-Papa then. It has a bit of a ring to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:47:14 2017 No.16715036 >>16715033 >normal fish WORDS! It is late and I am not nearly drunk enough for this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:48:02 2017 No.16715040 >>16712731 >They are lolis in FT? Sure! There's Wendy the Wind Dragon, and Mavis the... well, she was a Ghost/Spirit-thing, but then she got revived and now she's just a perma-loli.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:48:15 2017 No.16715042 >>16715034 It sounds silly to me anon, but you do you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:49:48 2017 No.16715046 >>16715033 Yes. This is not just headpat and bellyrub arousing but also asphyxiation arousing for mersharks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:50:38 2017 No.16715053 >>16715033 Sharks like that one can rest on the bottom no problem

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:53:56 2017 No.16715069

>>16715046
>Mershark meets boyfriend at the docks everyday
>Brings him fresh caught fish, coral, and pearls as gifts
>Demands that she be properly awarded with head pats and nibbles fro being such a good girlfriend
>Of course he obliges
>One day the he gets extra-vigorous with the head patting
>We're talking full scalp massage here
>She gets really into it and starts losing sense of where she is
>Suddenly blurts out "Now choke me daddy"
>Dead stop
>...."What?"
>"NOTHING!"

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:54:24 2017 No.16715073

>>16715046
Wow. Merfolk just keep getting lewder and lewder.

Still doesn't beat the Sea Bishops and their hand holding missionary for procreation as consummation of marriage

>>16715053
Huh. THE MORE YOU KNOW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pele5vptVgc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:59:11 2017 No.16715090 >>16715069 >tfw your Great White turns out to be a Sand

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 01:59:29 2017 No.16715091 >>16715069 Oh I know exactly why I got this boner That shark just flipped my switch >>16715090 Also kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:00:41 2017 No.16715096 >>16715069 >Starts to go Wan Wan when you give her rubs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbz1Caiq1Ys

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:00:53 2017 No.16715097 >>16715090 Could be worse. Could be a Street.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:02:00 2017 No.16715104 >>16715069 Diamonds. I'd take her back to the tidal pool right then and there and make her call me daddy a hell of a lot more than that. Mersharks are meant to be kinky subs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:03:23 2017 No.16715113 >>16715090 It's for the best really, in Aussie land it's a 10k fine for molesting a great white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:05:34 2017 No.16715119 >>16715096 >No Tiger Mershark daughteru who demands belly rubs when she's been good. No goddamn it, I can't adopt another daughteru! ...But I want to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:06:09 2017 No.16715125 >>16715113 If this is a real law I want to know why and who dunnit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:08:19 2017 No.16715135 >>16715125 Might have been this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqQklhZ-TA But really it probably just legal wording that just mean don't harm them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:10:28 2017 No.16715145 >>16715113 >Australian Great White mershark trying to get anon to rub her abs so he accidentally breaks the law. >Mainly because she'd get to turn him into her fucktoy as "punishment".

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:12:10 2017 No.16715151 File: 717 KB, 793x1227, sa-ryong mershark.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16715145 >Implying she wouldn't just claim there's no law about her molesting him

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:14:05 2017 No.16715158 >>16715145 >Go fishing and hook a mershark, you are required by law to take responisiblity

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:20:51 2017 No.16715177 >>16715158 >"Well that's a roight shame that is anon. I mean 'snot like I stalked ya' to foind out when ya'd be fishin' here so I could hook ya' for meself. That'd be silly."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:22:31 2017 No.16715184 File: 41 KB, 426x1000, 1437115965372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You go in for a job interview and legs and boobs, sorry what?

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:23:27 2017 No.16715186

>>16715158
> Word spreads of the new law, and a group of young mersharks get the bright idea to try fishing for men and claiming the situation was reversed
> They all pick different kinds of bait to try and lure guys toward the beach for a catch
> Nudie magazines, video games, sport equipment, and curiously enough cute stuffed animals can now be spotted across the shoreline, but one must never approach

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:24:18 2017 No.16715188 >>16715184 How many human boys do you think are exploited into becoming office sluts every year? Probably a lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:26:32 2017 No.16715195 >>16715186 >Smarter one gets the idea of actually getting a fisherman >Attracts a school of baitfish >fisheranon throws a net and gets more than he bargained for

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:27:32 2017 No.16715198

>>16715184
> "Well I'd certainly like to know more about that particular subject ma'am, as it is important to be clear on my potential employer's expectations. Would you mind going deeper on that?"

It's not hard to bullshit your way through life, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:28:39 2017 No.16715199 >>16715177 Hope, she's not ashamed of her size, because someone is getting weighed and measured before getting taken home.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:31:54 2017 No.16715212

>>16715195
>Fisherman anon is excited for his first day on the job.
>Fishing's been in his family for generations.
>Gets a really big bite on his first cast.
>To his shock it turns out to be a 6' 5" /fit/ Great White Mershark holding onto the line instead.
>What she's wearing can hardly be called swimwear, more like one continuous string that does nothing to cover up her pussy, her massive breasts, or her inverted nipples.
>The last thing he hears before she drags him under for snu snu is her saying "Ello sexy!" in a thick australian accent.
>The rest is an oxygen laden kiss that lasts for the several hours she pulverizes his pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:32:39 2017 No.16715214 >Those Mersharks are taking away men from hard working Sea Bishops, they have it hard as is having to compete with normal Mermaids and Merrows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:33:29 2017 No.16715216 >>16715199 A great white? She's damn proud of how big she is. IRL female great whites are bigger than males, so she'd definitely be bigger than you. And with tits a little bigger than your head to squeeze your dick with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:34:18 2017 No.16715217 >>16715212 Imbecile! This is why you always, always, ALWAYS wear your life vest AND stupidly high-test safety line when fishing. Even for bluegills. Never know when you'll encounter a giant of a fish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:35:23 2017 No.16715220 >>16715217 >high-test safety line when fishing. Even for bluegills Googan detected, I bet you use 30lb test for bass

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:38:25 2017 No.16715224 >>16715220 >30lb >13.6078kg Hah. That's what I use to tie my shoelaces. 300kg or better for active fishing. Gotta have a good, strong cord, with a bit of give in it to keep from yanking you clean in half.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:41:05 2017 No.16715230

>Fishing in a nearby river
>Catfish dinner isn't gonna catch itself
>Hours pass
>NOTHING.
>something nearly snaps the line as defeat marches its way closer.
>It's a bull mershark
>500 fucking miles inland
>The smug little shit with hook in mouth has the audacity to claim she's your dinner now

Fucking sharks and their trickery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:41:22 2017 No.16715231 >>16715224 I too enjoy putting hooks into cows and pulling them underwater to drown them.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:45:02 2017 No.16715241

>>16715231

You're silly. I like that.

But no. The cord is not for the bait. There is no separate bait. It's for me. If I'm gonna jump in there where there's lewd things like sharks, I want a good strong towline to wrap around my target. And I am gonna jump in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:46:45 2017 No.16715246 >>16715241 That sound like a horrifying industrial accident waiting to happen/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:47:22 2017 No.16715247 >>16715241 I'll see you in the Darwin awards then, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:48:55 2017 No.16715249 >>16715247 Oh, you think I wrap the cord around myself? No, it's hooked onto my suit like a sane person would do. Wrapping is for the prey.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:51:10 2017 No.16715253 >>16715249 Please don't accidentally maim the mershark, Why can't you use a net like a normal person? Works on normal 40+ foot whale shark and regular whales

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:51:27 2017 No.16715254 File: 102 KB, 456x500, Giant_Slug_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have a slow, chill day amigos

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:53:09 2017 No.16715258 >>16715254 I saw a spider yesterday, it was sunbathing on my porch.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:54:07 2017 No.16715260

>>16715253
Maim? My good sir and/or madam, I do not maim!

I practice shibari.

Do you have any idea how difficult that is when your client is literally a fish? It has to be a tow line, just in case something goes wrong and we need to abort!

Seriously, what did you think I was doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:55:51 2017 No.16715265 >>16715260 Steel cable seems excessive though.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 02:59:29 2017 No.16715267

>>16715265
>Steel cable
You will notice that at no point did I mention steel or cable. I specifically marked my line of choice as high-test safety line cord.

Essentially, it's like the professional version of that junk you can get at REI, but for pulling things the size of cars.

Why are you so intent on me killing my clients?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:00:40 2017 No.16715269 >>16715212 >Only 6'5" ELH had it right when he made Kaia close to nine feet. Otherwise a mershark has a really small tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:02:02 2017 No.16715270 >>16715269 She's a teenager anon, she'll get bigger with age.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:02:04 2017 No.16715271 >>16715269 Maybe it's a porbeagle shark shortstack pretending to be a great white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:02:11 2017 No.16715272 File: 1.48 MB, 2000x1915, 1454257606980.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never get to teach you kids the art of war

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:03:47 2017 No.16715274 >>16715212 >/fit/ Your thinking of makos, you know a GW is THICC

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:05:43 2017 No.16715276 >>16715258 spiders know how to chill

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:06:50 2017 No.16715279

>>16714304
What's the context of the image? Also Salamanderfag, don't you think it's kinda insulting for them to wear those kind of shirts?

But I'll love my daughterus no matter what. But when they make really bad choices, it upsets daddy. Daddy may even cry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:07:05 2017 No.16715281 >>16715276 Well, they do get a kind of Netflix on their WORLD WIDE WEB

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:08:09 2017 No.16715282 >>16715151 I don't think rape machines should be allowed to look this pure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:09:19 2017 No.16715285 >>16715281 >Pennywise laughing intensifies AHA! AHA! AHA!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:10:02 2017 No.16715287 >>16714999 I love talking to you aswell KDF. Granted I personally dislike some of your fantasies, but that won't stop me from having nice chats about your comfy lifestyle with your Kobold family.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:11:46 2017 No.16715288 >>16715272 I think my waifu is more suited for doing that. I'm not the kind of fighting guy. Although it would be nice watching my waifu teach them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:13:39 2017 No.16715292 >>16715274 So you want a huge curvy mershark that could smother you with her tits?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:16:01 2017 No.16715297 >>16715292 Maybe

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:20:59 2017 No.16715301 Never refuse a kiss from an abomination no matter how her mouth looks like https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C65sHEqU4AAty_2.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:22:39 2017 No.16715305 >>16715301 She looks downright goofy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:25:37 2017 No.16715309 >no tsundere Anubis who in the end actually hates me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:35:42 2017 No.16715318 File: 2.55 MB, 1920x1080, [HorribleSubs] Gabriel DropOut - 06 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_22.47_[2017.02.19_00.04.08].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is an angel of the lord.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:39:44 2017 No.16715320 >>16715318 Angels are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:42:37 2017 No.16715324 >>16715320 Not dumb enough to accept fruit from a talking snake. Angels: 1 Shitty humans: 0

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:43:50 2017 No.16715325 >>16715324 It was a MAGICAL talking snake. Clearly more advanced than your average snake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:45:26 2017 No.16715327 >>16715325 Apophis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:47:20 2017 No.16715330 >>16715324 >>16715325 Monstergirls always accept the fruit from a magical talking sna- ... ...this was supposed to be some sort of penis metaphor, but in the end it feels like it just won't fit "That's what she said"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:48:26 2017 No.16715332 >>16715327 No, that's a purple magical talking snake. Clearly different than a magical talking snake >>16715330 Just give her the rib senpai.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:51:14 2017 No.16715335 >>16715318 I want to be dommed by an angel!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:07:32 2017 No.16715360 >>16715318 God made Angels out of lure lewdness yet they have to act pure their whole unending life Someone should nuke Paradise with a heavy load of mamono mana, that's the only thing that will work

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:14:00 2017 No.16715372 >>16715335 Do you want one of the crazy angels that keeps "cleansing" your body of all the perverted thoughts you have?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:18:10 2017 No.16715378 >>16715372 Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:23:35 2017 No.16715388 Would Chief God churches be allowed in MGC? Religious freedom right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:29:36 2017 No.16715392 >>16715388 Given the chief god advocates the destruction of monstergirls and a sort of medieval mindset that only a few fringe elements would follow? No. There wouldn't be enough of a worship base outside of a few crazies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:35:54 2017 No.16715410 >>16715392 Id only attend to just understand different MGE cultures and to go in secret so when my waifu finds out she "reminds" me of what corruption is like

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:38:08 2017 No.16715415 >>16715335 I want to be doomed by an angel!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:41:18 2017 No.16715421 File: 93 KB, 600x600, Kyubi_no_Kitsune_Costume_(WO3U_DLC).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How evil will you accept?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:42:38 2017 No.16715424 >>16715378 Be careful, she might stomp the sins out of you and make you lick her divine sweat in order to purify your shameful body

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:42:50 2017 No.16715425 >>16715421 The "Castrate you" kind of evil

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:45:07 2017 No.16715428 File: 166 KB, 698x744, 1456544498516.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16715424 You think I won't enjoy that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:46:34 2017 No.16715430 >>16715421 I keep seeing this fox, what is her deal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:46:59 2017 No.16715431 >>16715421 Team Rocket tier evil shenanigans. And irresponsible use of magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:50:02 2017 No.16715442 >>16715421 She looks like she needs a hug

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:51:17 2017 No.16715445 >Oi,ningen Is there any better phrase to hear from behind?

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:53:34 2017 No.16715452

>>16715421
The kind of evil where she has no regards for inferior beings and does whatever she wants to make the world more convenient for herself
So yeah, pretty evil but nothing edgy

>>16715428
SLUT
What if she suddenly snaps and gets the idea that your semen is the root of all your sins and jerks you off until you're cumming nothing but air?
Sounds painful to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:54:21 2017 No.16715458 >>16715445 Who's calling who a ningen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:55:35 2017 No.16715464 >>16715452 I am but a sinner that is relying on her to safe my perverted, black soul! Only her methods will cleanse me anon, and I shall bear all that she deals me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:06:06 2017 No.16715488 >>16715430 And evil fox that wanted to manipulate humans into killing each over off, and the when that failed was trapped in a mirror.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:06:49 2017 No.16715492 >>16715430 One anon repeatedly enjoys posting lackluster art. It's no mystery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:09:31 2017 No.16715500 >>16715458 Nip elf armed with mimikaki calling you a ningen.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:09:39 2017 No.16715501

>>16715445
I'd love to be called out that way by a monster girl
It'd be common practice to call people by their species in a society with monster girls

>>16715464
I have never seen such a devoted man in my life
Perhaps your efforts will lead your guardian angel to let you unleash your sins within her

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:10:37 2017 No.16715507 >>16715500 That's racist.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:11:50 2017 No.16715510

>>16715421
Oh, evil enough to cause some trouble to get her hero anon's attention. Though she is probably strong enough to be a real threat, getting anon's punishments is her real goal. She's a villain because she enjoys seeing him act heroic, and all her minions are aware of the fact.

Of course, she'd violently tear apart anyone evil enough to actually hurt her hero. Like, in an unnecessarily brutal and painful manner to set a warning out to others. We are talking "ripping out someone's arm and beating all their teeth out with it" levels of crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:14:56 2017 No.16715518 >>16715421 "Fuck the HOA" and not a lot further. I just want a good girl. Evil would get annoying and/or stressful to put up with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:16:14 2017 No.16715521 >>16715492 I was more talking about who she is, not the reposts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:25:08 2017 No.16715539 >>16715492 At this point there are something like fifteen images that will be reposted every single thread by the same lonely anons without fail. Not even counting breastfeed slowbro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:34:27 2017 No.16715558 File: 271 KB, 850x1203, 1426657274946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is tea time. Keep calm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:35:23 2017 No.16715560 >>16715558 What a stupid little hat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:38:31 2017 No.16715568 >>16715560 That dumb table has cracks in it too

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:41:46 2017 No.16715574 >>16715518 >Evil would get annoying and/or stressful to put up with. u wot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:42:29 2017 No.16715576 >>16715568 And look at all the weeds!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:43:29 2017 No.16715578 >>16715576 She's even missing a shoe!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:43:37 2017 No.16715579 >>16715510 I like the idea of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:48:25 2017 No.16715588 >>16715574 Depending on the degree of evil, >constantly having to rein her in lest she go overboard or put herself in danger >interference from rivals >attempts on your life etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:49:43 2017 No.16715591 >>16715579 And is that stuffed animal nailed to that table or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:58:29 2017 No.16715607 >>16715578 What is it with vampires not wearing shoes? Are they afraid that it will hinder their blood circulation or something? Someone should give her a new pair

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 05:59:05 2017 No.16715608 >>16715607 Vampires like it when their toesy-woesies get kissed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:01:52 2017 No.16715613 >>16715607 Little pigs can't be suffocated, that there gets peta involved, and no one likes peta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:01:57 2017 No.16715614 >>16715608 They really don't like it when you put it like that though. I wonder how else you could annoy a vampire dom by converting things to babytalk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:04:03 2017 No.16715620 >>16715614 It's time for her to sucky-sucky my yucky-necky? By which I mean penis.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:14:00 2017 No.16715647

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUjQtJGaSpk
>"If you've wondered about the emotional life of Ratatoskr (and really, who hasn't?), then maybe you've also asked why Giant Slugs are so slimy, or how Tentacles have sex. Deep Look has the answer!

That burdened feeling when you'll never get a little squirrel girl to paw at you with her tail bouncing.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:20:52 2017 No.16715667

>>16715647
>Anon's at preschool with all the other little girls and boys
>During outside time the Ratatoskr girl keeps pawing at him.
>Then during naptime he feels something brush up against him, opens his eyes and realizes that she's laying on top of him with her big fluffy tail covering them like a blanket.
>Also the Kitsune from the shrine and the Tanuki ojou-sama are both clinging to his sides with what looks like jealous expressions even though they're sleeping.
He's not a slut for mofu, mofu is a slut for him.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:38:12 2017 No.16715697

>>16715667
>Another poor boy is wrapped up in a ball of assorted lamia because he's the warmest body in the room
>Feline MGs are all lazily laying around a different boy, purring away
>One boy rolled over and ended up right beside a cyclops that can't process having a boy within six inches of herself
>The teacher is just araaraing from her desk

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:39:35 2017 No.16715703 >>16715667 >Adult Anon has a "This much tail to ride" T-shirt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:41:30 2017 No.16715710 >>16715697 I bet she takes pictures of all of them because they're all so cute. >>16715703 That anon probably pounds all three of those girls every night and then falls asleep cuddling them while wrapped in their mofu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:42:16 2017 No.16715715 >>16715697 What about the other types of monster girl? Undead/Demon/Beast/Plants/Aquatic and so on?

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:44:48 2017 No.16715719

>>16715710
Of course she takes pictures. And she shares them with the parents too.
>>16715715
Undead girls would be rare due to their very nature, little demons are probably boy hungry already so they're getting at the rest of them not swarmed by others, Jon in the corner has all the wans around him because he threw a stick for them for all of recess, the last two probably need specially designed classrooms to be comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:48:53 2017 No.16715727 >>16715719 >Jon in the corner has all the wans Lucky kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:04:35 2017 No.16715752 File: 313 KB, 1280x906, 1432623810054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah! Another assassin is trying to prevent you from becoming Shogun, the miritary rurer of arr Zipangu!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:08:05 2017 No.16715762 >>16715752 Can I rape her in revenge?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:08:43 2017 No.16715765 >>16715762 She's a little girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:10:07 2017 No.16715770 >>16715765 She's an assassin that tried to kill me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:10:35 2017 No.16715773 >>16715770 I was reverse baneposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:12:39 2017 No.16715775 >>16715773 >I was reverse baneposting. That's some post-morden-ironic shitposting there. I don't know what to think about that anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:12:54 2017 No.16715777 >>16715752 That's a tiny cumshot. She should look hotglued.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:17:45 2017 No.16715784 >>16715752 Bring forth the divine milk and cake of punishment! I'd like to see an assassin try again when they're overweight!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:19:37 2017 No.16715789 >>16715752 Youmu's a dork, her master is best 2hu though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:20:37 2017 No.16715793 File: 128 KB, 1017x925, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16715025 >>16715016 I'm still here posting, I'm just not always talking about Miia here. Getting ready to get the 7 meter loen daki order placed on Friday

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:20:39 2017 No.16715794 >>16715789 But thats not anyone from the SDM

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:32:10 2017 No.16715816 You know what this thread needs? Genki dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:33:41 2017 No.16715820 >>16715816 Would they enthusiastically show you their treasures and explain the history behind each one with great happiness?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:34:11 2017 No.16715823 >>16715816 Genki dragons are for hugging from behind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:42:53 2017 No.16715838 File: 374 KB, 918x1200, she is basically mge mg already.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16715789 Yuyuko is pretty soft, for a ghost. So is Yuuko. I'm starting to sense a pattern here...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:45:09 2017 No.16715840 >>16715816 Afraid I don't have any.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:54:47 2017 No.16715852 >>16715816 That drags you to adventures that lead to wonderful treasure and some nice places where you spend time with her? That's the good shit rigjt there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:56:32 2017 No.16715857 >>16715852 >it's 4 AM >your door is kicked in >ANONWAKEUOOHMIGODGRANNYGAVEMEATREASUREMAPLETSGOLETSGOLETSGO! >hrhnh? >Wahahaha we're in the air already!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 07:59:38 2017 No.16715863 >>16715857 Well a little less genki than that. Just cheerful maybe? Hype to go on adventures and spend time with you, to see you grow stronger and maybe even dueling a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:04:24 2017 No.16715878 >>16715863 Wrong, thats the perfect amount of genki. >>16715857 I would marry that dragon. I may also try and get her to put on muscle.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:17:37 2017 No.16715902

>>16715279
Yeah, uh, sorry for the lateness, but Essentially, the context was that my daughterus may have walked in on my waifu getting pounded against the fridge while getting her collar pulled and some of them may have gotten the fetish Also someone mentioned my oldest daughteru might join a club of other big girls who're also subs.
>don't you think it's kinda insulting for them to wear those kind of shirts?
It is. They just wanted boys to get close to them without worrying about being severely raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:18:26 2017 No.16715906 >>16715816 I like genki girls but I'm lazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:19:25 2017 No.16715911 >>16715906 Kyon-kun, denwa!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:21:12 2017 No.16715919 >>16715878 True, that's not even genki. A true genki would get ten treasures or more per day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:23:51 2017 No.16715925 >>16715919 >Implying we won't pick up treasure on the way Its like you don't even adventure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:26:42 2017 No.16715935 >>16715816 Genki girls are actually quite mean since they don't take into consideration the comfort of who they're encouraging. Maybe the guy is a bit tired

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:26:48 2017 No.16715936 >>16715925 I sure don't genki adventure. I can imagine her stopping at every single dungeon and doinall the quests before she reaches the destination. The only way to stop her is to give her an egg bump.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:28:31 2017 No.16715942 >>16715936 >Implying an egg bump or five would stop her. Don't Even Adventure. I'm dungeon OCD so I'd be perfect for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:29:38 2017 No.16715944 >>16715942 I hate dungeons and prefer those quests where you end up running all over the map from one end to another over something completely trivial.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:32:18 2017 No.16715950 >>16715936 >an egg bump would stop her

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:33:36 2017 No.16715956 >>16715942 >Dragon going on adventures with baby backpacks carrying eggs As long as she's careful then I guess it's alright. >>16715944 Genki dragon would do those quests while also doing dungeons. Can anyone stop her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:33:41 2017 No.16715958 >>16715944 Its fun! Can you imagine what wonders you'll find? Like a +2 Flaming sword, or a +5 Breastplate of Bust-boosting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:33:49 2017 No.16715959 File: 1.42 MB, 2000x2547, 31914.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slime girls deserve to be locked up in order to keep the rest of us safe

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:34:31 2017 No.16715963 >>16715958 Ehh, I don't much go for stats either. They're not fun. You know what's fun? Engaging stories with larger-than-life characters.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:35:22 2017 No.16715966

>>16715944
Like one where you need to bring cookies to a granny's grandaughter, who is in a northern fort of the nation, who then wants you to take some of them to her brother who is at the eastern front, who wants you to bring a letter back to granny, but she went on vacation while you were running around, so you need to find a way to get the sea captain to give you a ride to the tropical island she's on, so you have to scour the capital for an exotic pet he'll like, and find a way to get the dwarves to part with a barrel of their ale, leading you to fighting monsters that got stuck in the mine, so you can finally sail to the island, but you find the granny sick so you need to make a medicine to cure her before giving her the letter, and she gives you a letter to take back?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:35:39 2017 No.16715967 >>16715956 Dragon eggs are very durable, I'm sure it'd be fine

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:36:26 2017 No.16715968 >>16715966 Something like that. Bonus points if you start off in your hometown with a completely menial task and it just keeps escalating as everyone you run into asks for a small favor and they keep piling up and piling up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:37:02 2017 No.16715969 >>16715959 I volunteer to be locked in a room with her to keep everyone else safe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:39:14 2017 No.16715979 >>16715968 Mind as well break the side quest list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:40:12 2017 No.16715981 >>16715272 Salamama looks really good for mother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:41:47 2017 No.16715987 >>16715967 Playing soccer, to a new expecting mother dragon's horror, with her egg with your buddies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:43:22 2017 No.16715998 >>16715987 If she is the genki one then she'll join in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:44:24 2017 No.16715999 >>16715987 >>16715998 >This makes the baby dragon born from that egg genki and tough as a wurm

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:46:06 2017 No.16716001 >>16715959 If thrusting my hips with a wer slapping sound into giant jelly jubblies is wrong, I don't wanna be right

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:46:14 2017 No.16716003 >>16715857 >when Anon posts that at 4am local Immersion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:46:29 2017 No.16716005 >>16715959 Now that's just mean. I'd gladly stay with her and love her. Looks great, critnuke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:48:22 2017 No.16716010 >>16716003 But no dragon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:49:05 2017 No.16716015 File: 246 KB, 700x644, 1445636189343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16716001 Wet slapping sounds, eh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:50:54 2017 No.16716021 >>16716005 I wish I drew that, but its just a picture I commissioned from someone else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:52:19 2017 No.16716025 Is there such a thing as a tomboy ryu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:53:01 2017 No.16716029 >>16716025 Probably, but with how rare they already are, there might only be a dozen in the whole world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:53:18 2017 No.16716030 >>16715987 Just because something is durable doesn't mean you need to abuse it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:53:21 2017 No.16716031 >>16716025 That sounds weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:53:39 2017 No.16716032 File: 548 KB, 1000x874, 1399299227430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16716025 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:56:18 2017 No.16716040 >>16716030 It's not abuse, it's playing with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 08:59:37 2017 No.16716049 >>16715902 I'd make my daughterus embarrassing t shirts that say "Daddy's pups" Just a question Salamander fag. You a strong guy? Could you beat your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:05:37 2017 No.16716063 >>16716040 >kicking around a dragon egg That's disgusting. You don't deserve a dragon daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:09:12 2017 No.16716074 >>16716063 I mean, taking a dragon egg to dungeon diving is bad parenting already, so a little bit more wouldn't change things too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:11:56 2017 No.16716081 >>16716074 Dragon eggs are for wrapping in blankets and singing songs to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:13:24 2017 No.16716083 >>16716081 Don't forget sandwiching between you and dragon waifu to keep it warm and cuddly.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:14:33 2017 No.16716087

>>16716049
That's pretty cute. Sometimes I imagine my daughterus having red pajamas with little swords on them.

>You a strong guy? Could you beat your waifu?
I'm moderately strong, but not as much as I could be I think I could soon be near the threshold of being able to theoretically beat her, or at the very least, last long enough to really rile her up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:16:40 2017 No.16716089 >>16716083 And dont forget to read bedtime stories to them and set aside a small hoard for your daughteru to start with when she hatches

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:18:05 2017 No.16716092

>>16716063
Considering that the shell is probably as hard as reinforced titanium, It wouldn't be that big of a problem.
Now, that's for the kicking part. Once you kicked it you will probably ave your throat ripped out by a berserking dragon, and that would probably be a problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:20:55 2017 No.16716097 >>16716089 Of course, tell her great adventures that you had with your waifu to impress her a bit. It would also kill me if she said that the first two treasures on her hoard are me and her mama.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:25:52 2017 No.16716112 >>16716089 >>16716097 Muh fucking heart! Dragon eggs are too cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:27:22 2017 No.16716118 >>16716087 >spoiler That's where Mamono mana comes in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:28:11 2017 No.16716122 >>16716112 Indeed they are. What is inside of them is even cuter though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:29:41 2017 No.16716125 File: 206 KB, 251x382, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16716122

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:30:11 2017 No.16716129 >>16716122 7/10 Dragonfags suffer from heartattacks when the egg(s) hatch

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:33:20 2017 No.16716137 >>16716125 Would not resist hugging and nuzzling her. Cutest little treasure in the world. >>16716129 It would be hard to survive her first moments.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:33:38 2017 No.16716139

>>16716118
There is that. I don't want to blog twice in one thread, but I could literally be a bodybuilder if I actually got off my ass and picked up some weights.
I wonder how my waifu would feel if I actually was /fit/ as hell... Actually, it might make her even more lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:34:20 2017 No.16716142 File: 734 KB, 1182x1200, tumblr_omuedaQB6c1r5wduoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crystals? What about em?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:35:13 2017 No.16716144 >>16716137 Squeeze her too hard and you'll get a faceful of fire that wouldn't hurt because mamonobanono

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:37:58 2017 No.16716152

>>16716144
Even her fire would be cute. Imagine pinching her cheeks and as defense she breathes fire? I would only make me hug her harder.

Oh man, the moments where the waifu starts to teach her how to fly and how to breathe fire must make such amazing memories too.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:38:51 2017 No.16716159

I thought of another prompt.

>Anon from Earth ends up in MG world.
>Humans from Earth are blanks.
>Meaning that magic users get sick around him while non-magical types would feel 'creeped' out or start pinging off has psychopath by accident.
>Decides to live by himself since he only causes problems in town.
>Then comes in choice monstergirl wandering near his cabin injured one night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:39:49 2017 No.16716163 >>16716139 That sounds really nice anon. I bet you could do it FOR HER. And I can imagine your waifu fawning over your body.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:40:54 2017 No.16716168 >>16716144 Would be cute if it sizzled the hair abit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:41:31 2017 No.16716170 >>16716159 The blank idea was always stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:42:37 2017 No.16716171 >>16716159 >Then one night, anon gets kidnapped by the order. >To be used a breeder for paladins to create an army of blank super-soldiers. >Waifu has to go rescue him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:43:49 2017 No.16716174 >>16716163 Oh boy, I think I may get back into working out now, just to imagine her running her claws down my chest and worshiping my body. Yeah, I think I just found a weir reason to get back to it.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:46:35 2017 No.16716183

>>16716174
That's hot, especially if she had heavy breathe and a flustered face while getting really up close to your abs. I'm not really into body building or working out, but having my waifu do that to me would be really nice.

Maybe when me and my waifu do exercise together she could compliment my body as support to try and get fitter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 09:48:11 2017 No.16716187 >>16716174 Doing it for the waifu is normal. I started exercising a bit because of mine.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:03:54 2017 No.16716239

>>16716187
I guess you're right. I should do it for her
>>16716183
Yeah, her wrapping her tail around my legs and raggedly breathing over my abs while admiring them would be pretty great.

I have a feeling my waifu might wear a small cheerleaders outfit to give me a, uh, "show" to motivate me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:11:27 2017 No.16716264 >>16716239 Monsters in cheerleader outfits wouldn't make my muscles hard, it would make my dick hard. I guess getting fit from fucking would be a thing with MGs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:12:23 2017 No.16716266 >>16716264 So Khepri-Lords would become Egyptian gods of fitness?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:14:14 2017 No.16716277 >>16716266 No, you need a special type of fucking to get fit or else everyone would be buff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:14:53 2017 No.16716278 File: 121 KB, 1000x1001, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16716266 >everyone in this thread isn't constantly improving themselves for their waifus

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:15:53 2017 No.16716281 >>16716021 Fug. Still, the artist did a great job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:16:09 2017 No.16716283 >>16716278 She'll never be real, so what's the point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:17:10 2017 No.16716289 >>16716283 Not with that attitude she wont be

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:18:22 2017 No.16716293

>>16716264
Well, I think that if my waifu started making hand gestures and putting her tongue into the side of her mouth or bending over and lifting her tail to reveal that she is wearing nothing and wrote lewd remarks on her buttcheeks in marker would motivate me to work harder so I can take her when I'm done.
Bonus points if she starts whispering that she's ready for my throbbing dick at any time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:18:35 2017 No.16716295 >>16716278 I keep fit regardless and have for a long time, but its been good motivation ever since I found my waifu as well.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:23:19 2017 No.16716311

>>16716293
I don't think I would be able to resist waifu with a small skirt cheering me on, especially if she was acting lewd.
The only way I see it working for me is if she says no sex until I lift certain amounts of weights or do x amounts of exercises. Though I mostly do cardio because jogging is fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:28:04 2017 No.16716323 >>16716311 Yeah, my waifu might have to do that as well and tell me to keep at it until I'm done. Otherwise, I'm liable to lift her onto my shoulders, put my head under her skirt and eat her out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:28:20 2017 No.16716325 I want to be the accidentally lewd, (relatively) young companion for a group of baby hungry, CC monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:31:03 2017 No.16716329 >>16716323 Might as well lift her using my dick if we are doing those types of training, though she can always step up and fight me so there's not sex at least until we finish. I guess that's the best solution.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:36:58 2017 No.16716340 >>16716329 Yep. Hopefully, she wouldn't start giving a blowjob while you're trying to do pull-ups or lay under as you do push ups.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:41:25 2017 No.16716351 >>16716340 My waifu isn't lewd incarnate like yours, so she should be fine. The only problem would be me not resisting her in athletic wear, but if she just wears something casual the training should be sucessful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:45:31 2017 No.16716365 File: 692 KB, 1150x1630, img000011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16715794 Indeed, hime is the best 2hu

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:48:54 2017 No.16716375 >>16716325 I want to have a special young friend and do that. I bet they would start attacking boys on sight because of the pent up lust.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:50:41 2017 No.16716383 >>16716375 Yep. Blueballing all those older ladies would be fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:53:05 2017 No.16716390 >>16716239 Support from your waifu is the best support

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:56:50 2017 No.16716403

>>16716351
>Lewd incarnate
My timid housewaifu can't possibly be this lewd. But behind closed doors, it's like being with another person entirely.

I mean, it's just her slovenly looking up at me and slightly bucking her hips whenever I go down on a push-up. That kind of teasing will get her violated at a later time though. Preferably in a shower up the ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 10:58:46 2017 No.16716412 >>16716390 Especially when she wants to service your tired body in the shower when you're done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:01:10 2017 No.16716420 >>16716412 That kind of motivation just gets me through the day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:02:11 2017 No.16716426 >>16716420 It really does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:02:53 2017 No.16716428 >>16716403 >just behind closed doors >having sex at the beach Okay. See, your knows that she is lewd and she teases you even more to get the pounding she so desires. I guess one way to make everything non lewd is training with your daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:04:34 2017 No.16716430 >>16713752 >vanilla I don't believe you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:04:52 2017 No.16716432 >>16716239 I want a jinko to help me lift and then for us to help each other relax in the showers after lifts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:08:49 2017 No.16716455 2b or not 2b? This is a serious question.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:09:42 2017 No.16716458 >>16716455 2B. Impregnate the robutt.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:11:19 2017 No.16716466

>>16716428
>spoiler
It would've been a one time thing, I'll have you know. And technically, I would've gotten her into the mood for that and she mostly acts reserved in public.

It seems that way, unless I want to go to a gym with my waifu. At worst, my daughterus might crack jokes about me causing a "high-tempurature event" later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:11:38 2017 No.16716467 >>16716455 2Butt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:13:06 2017 No.16716471 >>16716455 2B

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:15:39 2017 No.16716477 File: 1.47 MB, 240x420, 2Butt.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16716455 2E

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:17:12 2017 No.16716481 >>16716458 >>16716467 >>16716471 >>16716477 Well then. Guess I know what must be done now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:18:48 2017 No.16716487 >>16716477 They really knocked it out of the park with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:19:06 2017 No.16716489 >>16716477 I want to give that automaton some matron upgrades.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:19:35 2017 No.16716493

>>16716466
I guess working out in a park or something would work as well to keep the lewd in check. Though teasing would definitely be a problem and her flame getting bigger and bigger would cause people to notice how lewd she is.

If your daughterus start making jokes about you and your waifu that means you got a healthy and perverted family going. It would be time for your waifu and the older daughterus to have THAT talk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:23:42 2017 No.16716504 >>16716477 >2b will never grind her perfect ass into my face on the guise of me inspecting her servos

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:25:42 2017 No.16716509

>>16716493
Teasing would be a problem with Sallies, especially when their tail pretty much indicates how intense they feel. I mean, she'd be fully ignited whenever we're together, imagine how big it gets when she starts feeling aroused.

How'd that conversation even go?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:26:59 2017 No.16716513 >>16716504 She'd rather eat a mackerel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:28:23 2017 No.16716517 >>16716513 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:33:43 2017 No.16716528 File: 1.45 MB, 360x320, 2Booty.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16716477 Better gif.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:36:55 2017 No.16716535 Daki updates! http://i.imgur.com/fQd2p2q.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sXyxO5G.jpg http://i.imgur.com/iAW5qCH.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:39:25 2017 No.16716543 >>16716535 Wocks are shit.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:40:55 2017 No.16716547

>>16716528
To think Nier 2 was all a ploy for Taro to ecpand his robutt porn collection.
And to think him and his team argued over how to make her, his his team wanting a loli, and Taro wanting a big breasted onee-san, but they settled on a sexy bottomed body instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:43:09 2017 No.16716553 >>16716528 I want a spider with a butt like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:43:50 2017 No.16716555 >>16716547 I didn't really care for Nier 1 but am immensely glad for all the content NA has generated

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:44:37 2017 No.16716558

>>16716509
At first it would be just her usual flame, but as teasing goes on it burn more and more. I bet firefighters would always be nearby if you went to exercise on a park or something.

And about the talk, who knows how it would go. Your daughterus now have the lewd sub in them, so maybe Sauna would teach them how to "control" it and husbando things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:51:41 2017 No.16716580 >>16716535 Wocks are good

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:53:09 2017 No.16716585 >>16716513 oh ok

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 11:54:01 2017 No.16716589 >>16716535 Glad to see it coming along nicely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:00:11 2017 No.16716602 God /jp/ is getting even slower lately huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:03:01 2017 No.16716609 >>16716602 Yeah, we've been stuck at page nine for a while.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:05:06 2017 No.16716617

>>16716558
Now that I think about it, the local fire department may end up hating us. Just walking into a store to buy clothes would be sketchy. At least I could tell when her romantic tendencies would start shifting to lewdness when her tail would start to burn much more, so at least I could drag her into a bathroom stall for a quick bang to extiguish the fire.

The idea of hatching my daughterus and seeing them slowly become more like their lewd mother is an odd thought. Hopefully they could learn to not lose composure in public if they become like her exactly. I guess Sauna could show them how "Swords" are properly handled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:05:32 2017 No.16716619 >>16716477 >>16716528 Sucks shit not being able to afford this game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:06:36 2017 No.16716622 >>16716535 Wocks are olev. My onee san is olev!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:10:36 2017 No.16716633 >>16716602 >>16716609 No, /jp/ also sped up a few months ago. It's slowing back down to where it was previously.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:15:51 2017 No.16716652

>>16716617
Your waifu needs some kind of fire suppressant or something. I think she has that overly lewd problem and she might end up burning clothing stores, parks and she might blow up something. Maybe give her some classes on "how to control your lewd fire" and let her explode at home.

And hey, you could always lend a hand on their growing, they are your daughterus after all. Also, that "sword" talk would be way too lewd.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:19:24 2017 No.16716663
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>>16715752
>Shogun, the miritary rurer of arr Zipangu!
You must defeat the current Shogunate, the Ashikaga clan!
Capturing and holding the capital, Kyoto, for four seasons!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:19:46 2017 No.16716664 >>16716633 The comiket effect, it'll speed up again come summer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:19:50 2017 No.16716665 File: 875 KB, 1200x1600, 61871264_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Studious megane Ratatoskr's with a knack for photography. >>16716602 Needs another Comiket to speed things up.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:21:51 2017 No.16716676
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>"Statement: Master, the milk generator installed in this unit appears to be functioning at peak efficiency. Query: Will Master sample this milk to ensure the taste is to his liking?"
>"Addendum: This milk is also highly nutritious for infants, if Master were to want one."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:22:18 2017 No.16716677 >>16716663 But I'm a knight! Why do I have to fight samurai? They don't even have halberds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:23:35 2017 No.16716683 >>16716676 I will accept the sample and begin the creation of daughter units with her...although we may have to get her a hip upgrade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:24:10 2017 No.16716684 >>16716676 Smartest investment ever. First we need to give her the backside upgrade. But yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:30:05 2017 No.16716700 >>16716676 What flavor is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:30:30 2017 No.16716702 >>16716676 I want to be nursed by my Automaton!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:30:56 2017 No.16716704 >>16716665 This is the look I want my wife to give me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:31:32 2017 No.16716708 I want to become a Hero and to then be defeated by a mere level 1 Kuudere Flow Kelp. I want to spend the rest of my life with her traveling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:31:38 2017 No.16716709 >>16716676 I like to imagine that the vertical slits over an Automatons chest conceal faux nipples that delicious milk can can come from.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:33:16 2017 No.16716715

>>16716652
We might need to carry around fire extinguishers whenever we go out and get special fire retardant clothing. Though I think my waifu might end up volunteering to give other girls lessons on how to manage their fires.

Of course I'd help them out while they're growing up, whether if it's the first time they have a complete ignition and can't lower the flame or start being unable to control their feelings. Though, if my waifu starts going into detail as to how "swords should properly sheathed" and how to take care of their husbandos, I might have to intervene when she starts losing composure and starts salivating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:33:30 2017 No.16716717 >>16716709 We can only hope. >>16716702 How do you think she would react to you suggesting it? I wonder if she would seek out getting a bust upgrade if she knew you liked drinking straight from the tap from her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:33:59 2017 No.16716720 >>16716708 At this point CG knows that she is only giving blessings so that people can find their waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:35:30 2017 No.16716724 >>16716720 But really what can she do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:36:34 2017 No.16716725 >>16716717 Maybe she could get a thigh upgrade aswell if I'm going to be rest my head of her thighs while drinking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:40:02 2017 No.16716737 >>16716715 I mean, the world would need more girls like your waifu so maybe it's a good thing. Though the poor vanilla one might get way too confused at the lessons, she would probably be the first one to find a husband too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:40:21 2017 No.16716739 https://i.imgur.com/pApJm31.jpg I'd give anything to have this from an Anubis, Khepri, Pharaoh, Girtablilu and Sphinx. A man could die happy after being surrounded by chocolate like that.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:41:47 2017 No.16716746

>>16716725
>After a previous weekend of experimenting, come home to your Automaton wife one day
>She greets you at the door with greatly enlarged and lightly swaying laden breasts, bigger, softer thighs and wider hips on which to house them
>"Greetings Master. Please follow me."
>Leads you into the living room and sits on the couch, motioning towards her thighs
>"Please assume the position for your afternoon nourishment and rest."
I could get used to that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:42:31 2017 No.16716748 >>16716739 Just give me it with 5 Khepri from my Khepri harem and I'm fucking golden.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:42:55 2017 No.16716751 >>16716739 Anon no! That much chocolate will give you diabetes! And that's exactly what I want!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:43:51 2017 No.16716757 >>16716170 Why? Magic doesn't exist in our universe because fuck you, the laws of physics are unbreakable. I like the idea of Earth humans either being immune to it or causing some freaky shit to happen if magic is cast on them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:44:07 2017 No.16716759 >>16716746 Automatons are olev! They're suited for comfy lifestyles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:45:23 2017 No.16716765 >>16716748 Could you handle the sensation of 5 smug bugs doing that? >>16716751 Dying from diabetes like that isn't the worst way to go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:46:36 2017 No.16716770 >>16716765 What is the worst way to go in MGE then?

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:47:47 2017 No.16716776

>>16716765
Of course I could. I wouldn't really have a choice if they keep shoving DE balls into me to keep me going. Gonna make it rain on em, just like they like it!
Eventually when I become more kingly I'd trade with neighboring areas for Girtablilu venom so that it wouldn't be an issue. I'll be a proper statesmen while I'm getting constantly serviced by my Khepri harem of wives!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:47:49 2017 No.16716777 >>16716757 It's a combination of bad pathos and giving humans a everything proof shield just because. Try saying "Your magic won't work on me, I have no soul" without sounding like a tool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:49:49 2017 No.16716787 >>16716757 It's just not very interesting and while not always the intention just gives another excuse for sadsackfags to say 'see this is why monsters would never love me bloobloo'

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:51:10 2017 No.16716792 >>16716770 Living your life as a mushroom man or death from chubby cu-sith face sitting. Both horrifying. >>16716776 Good man, you've got your plans sorted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:52:09 2017 No.16716795 >>16716665 >Purple eyes. Is she a witch? A demon in disguise?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:52:42 2017 No.16716800 >>16716792 >chubby cu-sith face sitting Well, it doesn't sound too bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:52:43 2017 No.16716801 >>16716759 That they are. I'd like my extra soft for extra comfy cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:52:59 2017 No.16716803 >>16716795 Probably a Dark Mage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:55:03 2017 No.16716812 File: 271 KB, 947x879, 921964ae48d6dda5401372e2fb09584c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16716792 >chubby cu-sith face sitting Please don't be rude with chubby doggos they're just assertive

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:55:09 2017 No.16716813 >>16716795 She's a human with different eye color!

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:56:23 2017 No.16716817

>>16716792
Yes! I've dreamt before of meeting diplomats and dignitaries from foreign lands in the throne room while eight wives lick and service me, occasionally whispering their opinions of the proposed deals brought before me in my ears before returning to grinding on my arms or kissing my chest while sandwiching my dick between two backsides. It would be awkward for the foreign diplomat to have to see that all happening while business is being conducted, but it is my demand as the Khepri Lord!

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:56:52 2017 No.16716820
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>>16716777
>It's a combination of bad pathos and giving humans a everything proof shield just because.
That's fair enough.
>Try saying "Your magic won't work on me, I have no soul" without sounding like a tool.
This isn't the place to argue this, but there's no proof the soul exists in the first place.

Might as well stop this before it devolves into a shitstorm though, and I actually really like the magic using monsters anyway.
Dark Mages are especially great, even if they are the most cosplay tier of all.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:58:43 2017 No.16716826
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>>16716715
As amusing as all that is, I should note that according to the profile a salamander's tail flames are of the magical fire sort that won't cause damage unless she wants them to. Makes living with them in combustible places much easier.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 12:59:36 2017 No.16716830

>>16716737
Does the world need more big and lewd sub-housewaifus? I mean we've already joked about sub Wurms who like belly rubs, Jinkos who want chin scratches and Oni who want horn rubs.

Yeah, she's gonna have a weird life, but she'll probably get a nice guy to live with. I have a feeling that she might end up being a size queen though from all the doujins she'd read and the fact that she'd be shorter than me when she's grown up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:00:11 2017 No.16716835 >>16716813 No human could have such an enchantingly lustful gaze! Those eyes reach right inside you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:01:58 2017 No.16716841 >>16716812 If the cu-sith looks like the girl in that pic, I'm fine with it. Hell, she could even be heavier for all I care, a worthy trade-off for de-furring one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:02:19 2017 No.16716842 >>16716830 What about sub house husbands, amiright? We definitely need more of those!

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:02:38 2017 No.16716844

>>16716830
>Marries a really plain looking, humble but at outward appearances boring guy
>Sisters and mother are polite but can't help but gossip and wonder what she sees in the guy
>one of them manages to walk in on them making sweet vanilla love
>Before she's noticed rushes to the other ones
>"He's... he's... HUGE!"
>All the sisters are much kinder to the vanilla sister the next time they're together, and she's confused why

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:04:40 2017 No.16716852 >>16716830 I would love a big, strongfat jinko wife that loves to do home stuff and is a sub in bed. Her being a size queen wouldn't be bad either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:07:48 2017 No.16716861 >>16716795 She's a test tube baby Demi-Servant.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:08:09 2017 No.16716863

>>16716826
The forests are safe. Rejoice wild life when anon and his family decide to go camping.

>>16716830
Of course we always need more sub big girls house waifus. Would be funny to see one of your sallies be alittle bit masoquist in fighting so every hit would have double the effect, thought it's weird to talk about your daughterus like this.
Also, let's not forget the Wereshark that loves nose rubs. It was nice to see that idea drawn.

>Spoiler
Well she is a nerd and she might end up reading too much. Guess something that big might make her a little bit more lewd like her mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:08:22 2017 No.16716866 File: 352 KB, 606x777, 1409021169506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16716830 >jinko chin scratches I need this >>16716852 I would take the right drugs to have a massive dong for jinkofu

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:09:24 2017 No.16716873 >>16716835 It's a powerful human that lures males and makes them addicted to human vag. She can also putify monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:09:41 2017 No.16716874 >>16716830 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:09:43 2017 No.16716875 >>16716830 >Does the world need more big and lewd sub-housewaifus? Yes please, I love dom girls but some subs are nice for variety sake. I love the thought of a huge Jinko wearing nothing but an apron getting down on her knees for a gentle blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:09:48 2017 No.16716876 File: 433 KB, 1000x1000, 61753234_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've become addicted to angry girls, please send help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:10:59 2017 No.16716881 >>16716876 Shoebill isn't angry, she's just jiiing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:11:27 2017 No.16716882 When it says something like "A man she likes" in the profile is that a nod to say a man with a similar personality? Is that universal to all girls of that species?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:11:39 2017 No.16716884 >>16716866 Thats what mammybammy is for. Gonna fill her to the brim each night and give her post-coital bellyrub once shes stuffed full. May or may not involve doggystyle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:11:43 2017 No.16716885 >>16716881 She looks angry, and that's what counts for my penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:12:11 2017 No.16716887 >>16716876 What kind of angry girls? The ones that are so angry that they treat you like shit and step on you or the ones that get angry when you molest them as they're unable to resist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:12:27 2017 No.16716891 >>16716882 Nope, it's just a man that fits her tastes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:13:21 2017 No.16716893 >>16716882 >is that a nod to say a man with a similar personality? No it means a guy an individual of the species likes and can't say what kind of man since it varies from girl to girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:14:13 2017 No.16716896 >>16716887 >the ones that get angry when you molest them as they're unable to resist This kind. I want to bully her sexually as she gets increasingly angry about it.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:15:15 2017 No.16716904

>>16716882
In the world guides it says there's monsters of all kinds of personalities and that each species isn't a monolith where every girl is the exact same
There are even monstergirls who have 'shy, timid' personalities that wouldn't often be what you think of when you assume 'succubus-influenced monstergirl', but even that is still just in the service of trying to attract a specific kind of guy and get him to fuck them more often
The key though that gets forgotten or ignored sometimes is they're doing it in service of getting fucked more. So they seek out men that will mesh with them in a way that maximizes really good sex and/or a lot of sex, which can vary from personality to personality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:15:36 2017 No.16716906 >>16716866 But anon, if she's big AND a size queen, that means she'll want STRETCHING

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:15:43 2017 No.16716907 >>16716891 >>16716893 Considering monster girls think quite different from humans. What kind of odd tastes would an MG have?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:16:31 2017 No.16716910 >>16716907 This >>16716904 Pretty much just 'more sex'

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:19:02 2017 No.16716921

>>16716910
>>16716904
So really it's just an act for attracting men? Then again it's kinda stupid how I didn't know this already, guess my "moe anime" mindset just keeps creeping on my vision of monster girls.

>MG who acts Kuudere to attract Kuudere sluts but in private is actually genki

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:19:34 2017 No.16716924 >>16716873 How terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:19:38 2017 No.16716925 >>16716826 Oh. Well, that makes life easier. >>16716842 Not the lifestyle for me, but atleast other monstergirls get a warm bed to come home to. >>16716844 Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:19:58 2017 No.16716926 >>16716792 >>16716800 >>16716812 Furfags leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:21:15 2017 No.16716932 >>16716926 I was the one that fist mentioned it as an example of the worst way you could possibly die in the setting, I'm not a furfag.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:22:08 2017 No.16716939

>>16716925
I don't know what it is about house husband. But I just want to treat my waifu by wearing slippers and an apron for when she comes home, holding a blindfold and gag in my hand ready for her to fuck me like a slut, taking out all her work stress on me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:22:14 2017 No.16716940 >>16716926 How is that pic fur

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:23:32 2017 No.16716943 >>16716921 >Gyaru MG who acts whorish to snare in her target but is actually a straight-laced yandere and will begin to reeducate him on the importance of straight bangs and blackhair immediately

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:24:16 2017 No.16716948 >>16716792 >Living your life as a mushroom man I'd love to merge with a cute mushroom girl and spend a comfy eternity with her.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:25:14 2017 No.16716950

>>16716921
Well it's not so much an act as it is just the way their personality was melded. Its not like every monstergirl is secretly really dominating and stuff.
Like take Dormouse for instance, they literally get their sex by tempting men who like to rape sleeping girls. Its not like they pretend to by sleepy alot, they're just born that way but its to attract a specific type of man that will maximize their own personal sex gain. I think that's where people sometimes get the perhaps misconception that Mamono like guides people to their favorite monstergirl. Whether or not that's true, the idea is just that there's a girl out there for everyone, not just from the way KC made it but in-universe as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:25:55 2017 No.16716954 >>16716943 >>straight bangs and blackhair immediately H-How does she know my weakness!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:27:29 2017 No.16716963 >>16716954 Why would she go through such a plan if her real self is your type? You're hiding something, aren't you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:27:30 2017 No.16716964 >>16716863 That would be quite a sight. Yeah, even when she's the most vanilla, she's still lewd. >>16716874 I respect your opinion >>16716875 Don't forget chuff-jobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:29:25 2017 No.16716968 >>16716964 >Big, strongfat jinko giving me a chuff-job Why must life deny me these things

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:31:06 2017 No.16716980 >>16716939 You could also leave a post it note on tje front door saying "upstairs" so she can find you already on the bed and bound.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:31:57 2017 No.16716982

>>16716963
That Ratatoskr probably gave her false information. Although I do like the idea of a Gyaru monster girl who acts like a slut to try to appeal to me but ends up giving up and showing her true side, only to realize her true side is what I like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:33:24 2017 No.16716986 >>16716982 How mad would a Ratatoskr get if I called her fake news?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:33:47 2017 No.16716987 >>16716968 I too wonder why I can't get high-temperature sloppy kisses and blowjobs from my waifu. I've come to just roll with it.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:34:21 2017 No.16716989

>>16716964
>Don't forget chuff-jobs.
Chuff jobs on her knees with heart pupils, that's the stuff dreams are made of.

The only thing that beats that is at night when she's on all fours in bed to present herself to you. Being able to fuck her so hard that she grips the sheets with those huge claws of hers would be a great confidence boost.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:35:14 2017 No.16716994 >>16716987 You get used to suffering and just talking about it here makes it half fine. Happens to all of us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:36:16 2017 No.16716998 >>16716986 She would get smug annoyed and prove to you that they are true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:36:54 2017 No.16717002 >>16716994 And that's when a Phantom appears. or a Will-o-Wisp

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:36:56 2017 No.16717003

>>16716980
Oh anon! You're giving me slutty fantasies!

>Waifu comes home stressed and irritated
>Dinner isn't cooked
>House is empty
>Sign on the table saying "Upstairs"
>Waifu walks up the stairs and sees another sign on the door saying "Show me no mercy"
>Opens the door to see me with arms and legs tied to the bed, blindfolded and gagged with my erection in the air. Candles lit and all.

The only problem I see with it being if she ends up working overtime and I'd be there for a good few hours.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:37:20 2017 No.16717006

>>16716982
>Now that I've got you in my clutches, you will learn to love me!
>It's time to leave the sluts behind.
>You will never see a fake blonde or a spray tan again as long as you live.
>Eventually you will not even be able to imagine them...
>You will fantasize about me and me alone.

>>You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen...

>...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:38:01 2017 No.16717007 >>16716998 Oh? And how is she going to prove that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:38:21 2017 No.16717010 >>16717002 No shoo. I wonder how a Wisp would feel if I said I have a waifu already.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:38:54 2017 No.16717014

>>16716989
>Huge, powerful Monstergirls mewling and whimpering like the lowliest mere females while taking it doggystyle on all fours
This is my fetish, the bigger the distance between how powerful she is and how lowly and overwhelmed she becomes the better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:39:55 2017 No.16717019 >>16717006 Confusion or instant heart pupils?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:41:29 2017 No.16717026 >>16717014 Do you hear that? It's the dragons moaning in pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:41:57 2017 No.16717029 >>16717014 That they are. Strongfat jinkos Super buff dragons Dire werewolves Nothing better than such a thing.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:43:43 2017 No.16717042

>>16716989
I just realized that Sallies would have bright amber heart pupils. That's neat.

Feeling her tight core muscles affecting her pussy must be great
>>16716994
Well, talking about my lewd Sauna has been quite, eh, alliviateing.
>>16717003
How lewd

Right, I need to deal with stuff, so bye for now. Hopefully my lewd waifu doesn't cloud my mind too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:44:25 2017 No.16717045 >>16717014 I like the thought of leaning in to whisper in her ear that no matter how strong her body is, her womb is still female. It would probably cause her to tighten up fiercely at the thought of getting pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:44:39 2017 No.16717048 >>16716535 Loen's doing a great job. Our drawfags are too good for us.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:45:37 2017 No.16717055

>>16717014
>You will never make a fearsome powerful Dire Minotaur cry and beg you to have mercy on her poor ravaged pussy while you rail her from behind
>She will never beg you to spank her for being a bad girl
>You will never see her be the haughiest, proudest bitch queen of the gym in public and know that as soon as she gets home she becomes your submissive timid wife who can barely handle your cock around her

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:46:10 2017 No.16717058 >>16717019 She might think you're lying to her and work you over extra hard. You'd better not try to kiss her while she's doing a standing looming double handjob on you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:46:30 2017 No.16717059 >>16717042 Well this is pretty much the third day in a row that we've been talking about our waifus, daughterus and things. It's kinda weird now that I think about it, but hey at least it's nice to think about them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:47:01 2017 No.16717064 >>16717014 >>16717055 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:47:36 2017 No.16717066 >>16717058 Ganna prove my love to her by kissing her, stroking her hair and holding her hand!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:49:01 2017 No.16717070 >>16717026 >>16717029 Fuck yes. Wanna see em look back with a mix of fear and unbridled adoration while I'm doin it. >>16717045 >>16717055 Hnnng!

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:49:38 2017 No.16717073

>>16717064
Come on anon. I'm not a big fan of it ether, that said I would do it on the rare occasion with my Anubis waifu when she wanted it. But you gotta atleast respect their opinions and fantasies. They don't tell you that your fantasies are disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:50:07 2017 No.16717075 >>16717059 It is odd, but at least I get to think about them more. Even if I accidentally would lewd Sauna in public

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:50:16 2017 No.16717078 >>16717055 https://i.imgur.com/iWM5pd5.png The stuff boners are made of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:51:11 2017 No.16717082 >>16717070 It would be great. Even better if you took some manticore venom before hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:52:55 2017 No.16717095 >>16717073 Yes they are

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:52:58 2017 No.16717096 >>16717075 There was also character development for the girls, with them learning some deep dark secrets and how to deal with it. Waifu talk is a magical thing and Sauna is a lucky girl to have such a lovely family.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:56:12 2017 No.16717113

>>16717078
Holy shit, perfect. Wanna pull her hair and spank her till her arms give out and its all she can do to just keep her ass up in the air.
>>16717082
>Finally cum inside her throbbing pussy
>It's all she can do to grit her teeth and moan, already has practically ripped down the wall with how hard her obscenely powerful arms were gripping at it
>Then she realizes your load just keeps coming
>Whimpered moan and trembling as she realizes what that weird item you brought in with you was
>The next day she bullies the shit out of a Manticore at the gym and steals some of her spines for you to use later

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:57:10 2017 No.16717118 >>16717073 Just ignore him, he pops up from time to time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:58:02 2017 No.16717122 >>16717118 Nice boogeyman

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:58:13 2017 No.16717123 >>16717073 Nice to see some anons get a bit of corruption going. From 100% sub to 80%.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:59:29 2017 No.16717132 >>16717113 That sounds fantastic. My degeneracy is kicking in so I want to try and cumlfate a dire werewolf.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:59:32 2017 No.16717134

>>16717073
>They don't tell you that your fantasies are disgusting.
Actually you always get at least one person complaining about role reversal when we discuss it.
But yeah, we should respect each others fantasies, it would help make the thread a lot better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:59:43 2017 No.16717135 >>16717070 >Wanna see em look back with a mix of fear and unbridled adoration while I'm doin it. That seems abit far for me. I want to make sure my waifu is comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:01:04 2017 No.16717139 >>16717113 >Holy shit, perfect. Wanna pull her hair and spank her till her arms give out and its all she can do to just keep her ass up in the air. Then flip her over and mating press her till she has trouble walking the next day?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:01:13 2017 No.16717140 >>16717014 I'm more of a sub, but a little switching here and there sounds fun. Thd pregnancy thing can go and stay go, on the other hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:01:43 2017 No.16717143 >>16717123 I mean, on that rare occasion I don't want to be permanent dom. I'm a sub I swear! I just wanna please her and ease her heat urges.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:03:20 2017 No.16717151

>>16717113
>Holy shit, perfect. Wanna pull her hair and spank her till her arms give out and its all she can do to just keep her ass up in the air.

I want to do this so bad but instead yank on her collar while using her as my breeding bitch. Making sure she knows who's the alpha in this situation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:04:16 2017 No.16717157 >>16717143 I know, I know. I'm more of a sub too but I would definitely attack my waifu from time to time, even though there would be revenge sex later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:05:37 2017 No.16717162 >>16717157 You're not a sub, you're a switch

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:06:21 2017 No.16717164

>>16717132
How will she explain it off to her lifting buddies though?
>>16717135
Eh, its like a 'I can't believe he's about to fuck me that hard' kind of fear. Nothing malicious I feel.
>>16717139
Well I'm sure her crazy high strength will allow her to pull through, but certainly she'll be slower to get out of bed in the morning. She'd stretch out and finally get composed just in time for when she walks out the door and goes back to gymqueen buffbitch mode. But it would be on her mind the whole day.
>>16717151
>Could easily rip her collar between her thumb and index finger but wears both it and a leash when in bed with you to show you're the alpha
Exactly. Just think of all the lewd submissive things she'd be saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:07:26 2017 No.16717171 >>16716677 For honor!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:08:36 2017 No.16717175 >>16717164 Womb workout. She's training it and I'm helping. >>16717171 What honor is their in beating down chinamen with flimsy swords?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:08:39 2017 No.16717176 >>16717164 >Eh, its like a 'I can't believe he's about to fuck me that hard' kind of fear. Nothing malicious I feel. I'd still probably stop to make sure she's alright.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:09:06 2017 No.16717179 >>16717066 You're chained to the wall, remember? You can't hold her hand! You might get away with nuzzling your cheek to hers first and then kissing her. If you start with the hard stuff she's going to recoil and you can't touch her anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:09:58 2017 No.16717183 >>16717162 Yeah, my mistake. Though I would mostly surrender myself to my waifu most of the time. Having her take care of me would feel way too good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:10:07 2017 No.16717184 >>16717164 Half the fun is the sex talk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:10:33 2017 No.16717186 >>16717175 Fine, if you won't do it for honor, will you do it for shiny?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:12:16 2017 No.16717190 >>16717186 I may as well.... Maybe I'll take some land and unmarried women as well. Damn this place sucks, I miss the rains, woods, and sieges.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:13:22 2017 No.16717192

>>16717164
>She'd stretch out and finally get composed just in time for when she walks out the door and goes back to gymqueen buffbitch mode. But it would be on her mind the whole day.
Would be amusing seeing her keep up the tough act in front of her friends but acting evasive whenever they mentioned you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:13:37 2017 No.16717193 >>16717190 I miss the speeches. Remember the speeches? Especially the ones that ended with implying the enemy liked horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:14:52 2017 No.16717196 >>16717193 Those were the good old days. Now its just a screaming wave of peasants and some dude in armor that has a built in mustache...

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:19:12 2017 No.16717205

>>16717184
Hearing her screaming moans gradually go from powerful and deep to high pitched and wavering as her muscles give out is indeed a huge draw.
>>16717192
>"Who, Anon? Ah, heh, nah, he's fine. Say, spot me on this one"
>"Yeah, but isn't he kind of a runt? Can't see what he can offer to a stacked as fuark Beast like you- no homo"
>Mino's eye twitches as she blows steam out her nose but says nothing, practically bending the bar in her arms
>that night arches her back and sticks her massive firm ass out as soon as Anon walks in begging him to spank her for being a bad girl for not defending him

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:25:09 2017 No.16717217 Damn you guys! I used to be uncomfortable with the idea of domming my waifu. And now I want to do it on the odd occasions!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:25:16 2017 No.16717218 File: 171 KB, 1280x905, 1449643508195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16717196 And then there's the global wanking and the attrition we suffer from all the desert.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:27:27 2017 No.16717224 >>16717218 Too much sand and too dry. Least they've got delicious brown girls, all you get in that other place is these meek girls.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:27:46 2017 No.16717225

>>16717217
It's good for your health. Being a switch is nice because you could always grab your waifu by the tail and slap that pump ass while knocking on her cervix with your dick as she moans in delight. Just make sure that she doesn't get too addicted to it and she would dom you later ten times harder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:27:49 2017 No.16717226 >>16717218 Dat Mummers has a sweet ass

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:28:30 2017 No.16717230

>>16717205
>that night arches her back and sticks her massive firm ass out as soon as Anon walks in begging him to spank her for being a bad girl for not defending him
Hello beoner.
>>16717217
There's some girls I used to be uncomfortable with the idea of domming that I'm really into now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:29:30 2017 No.16717236 >>16717196 >some dude in armor that has a built in mustache Sounds like Shovel Knight levels of knighthood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:31:02 2017 No.16717242 >>16717226 I read that as 'ass sweat' and thought of a very strange alchemist.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:31:10 2017 No.16717243

>>16717217
I don't care who you are or what you tell yourself, in every man there is an inherent distinct arousal produced by seeing a woman present her ass to him and invite him to breed her. Blame biology!
>>16717230
The next day when she has rugburn on her face from being taken right there on the living room floor will be especially hard to explain away, but she's so powerful she can ultimately just tell the other girls to fuck off with the questions and they'd have to listen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:32:44 2017 No.16717250 >>16717217 The more I read you the more you sound like a dom trying to make yourself pass as a "sub"

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:35:12 2017 No.16717260

>>16717225
That's exactly what I want to do when she's showing signs of wanting to be dommed. Id smack her ass tell her to be in the bedroom straight away because I'm in need of a breeding bitch. There I'd do all kinds of things to please her. I might even use some bondage stuff like anal spreaders, leg spreaders, blindfolds, the leash and rope. That's just to name a few. Then once I'm done I'll plug up her womb and then massage it all while my cum is inside.

I'm getting so many fantasies now that I can't wait to try on the rare occasion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:36:16 2017 No.16717269 >>16717260 You're a funny guy, Changed-my-mind-Anubisfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:38:18 2017 No.16717274 File: 2.16 MB, 2000x1293, 1481815889641.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In 2101, war was beginning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:38:18 2017 No.16717275 File: 1.03 MB, 900x1500, 59913a03e7d6b52a7ac750d1783bdf72.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16717236 >Fool! Why do you trespass in the realm of the Mofu Knight?

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:40:16 2017 No.16717281

>>16717269
I told you he was corrupted.

>>16717260
Make sure to blow on her sensitive ears and kiss her a lot. Slap that ass until there are marks to remind her that you are the one in charge. You can also fuck her doggystyle and bite her neck, I'm sure she'll enjoy it a lot to the point where she might even cum from that. She'll make sure there is a payback, so no worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:40:18 2017 No.16717282 >>16717274 Pfft, look at that tiny tail.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:40:28 2017 No.16717283

>>16717250
>>16717269
Oh no no no I love being a sub! I love when my waifu pins me down and bites my neck into submission! I love it when she does sensory deprivation and bondage on me while using the mummy curse to tease my body. I love it when she kabedons me and grabs my junk with her other hands while telling me how it belongs to her. I love it when she tightens and points to my collar to remind me who owns me. I love it when she does pet play on me.

It's just, girls go into heat and I want to please her urges and make her feel amazing. That's my priority. You get me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:40:30 2017 No.16717284 >>16717275 That thing was too big to be called a sword.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:40:46 2017 No.16717285 >>16717275 I was looking for the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:41:22 2017 No.16717288 >>16717282 Used to be bigger, but she lost most of it due to an explosion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:42:38 2017 No.16717294 >>16717288 Oh, now I feel bad.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:44:44 2017 No.16717300

>>16717230
>>16717243
>Muscle minotaur gets dommed hard in bed
>start giving her aftercare
>She doesn't know whether she should act her haughty self or her submissive self
>kinda just flounders around between the two, even more cute than usual because of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:45:38 2017 No.16717304 >>16717294 I'm sure she would be used to it, so no need to worry about it. You see anon, tails can grow back, but friends can't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:45:59 2017 No.16717307 >>16716881 >>16716876 She wants love like everyone else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zerGNLzafU

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:47:01 2017 No.16717315 >>16717275 I want to use a clever pattern of jumps and dodges to sniff her ear fluff.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:48:12 2017 No.16717317

>>16717281
Damn right I'd do all of those things to please her! Especially the ear ASMR and doggy style neck bitting.

And don't worry about the payback. After that one session she'll have planned "punishment sessions" everyday for a whole week. I'd love every second of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:48:30 2017 No.16717320 >>16717288 >>16717294 >>16717304 Poor girl needs to invest in some Kyuubi™ tail growth potions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:48:37 2017 No.16717323 >>16717307 Ah, I want Shoebill to rub her nose and bangs on my face and chest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:49:17 2017 No.16717325 >>16717283 Nice try

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:49:53 2017 No.16717329 >>16717055 >Dire Minotaur If MGs ever did find /mgg/, anons on this thread would be the only ones able to make an 8 foot muscle girl feel like womanlet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:50:52 2017 No.16717336 >>16717325 I swear it's the truth. Its why I'm a slut for my waifu. I guarantee you as soon as she brings out the leash and mutters those sweet mummy curse words, I'd be trembling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:51:36 2017 No.16717339 >>16717300 That's an adorable thought.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:51:55 2017 No.16717341 >>16717329 I want to run a Dire Minotaur farm. Going to need a lot of Farmhands, many won't last a week, but I need that Dire Mino milk!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:53:06 2017 No.16717344 >>16717307 I would give the Friend Shoebill a peck in the cheek.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:54:10 2017 No.16717347 >>16717323 Would you do the same to her, accepting her courtship?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:55:27 2017 No.16717353 >>16717347 >motorboating Shoebill I'm ready for the impregnation.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:56:45 2017 No.16717356

>>16717341
Can you imagine how wide the doors would have to be?
>>16717339
The blush she'd give when the man who just made her beg and scream like a bitch in heat is now softly washing and complementing her massive biceps as she holds them up would be fantastic. She'd be unsure whether to humbly accept the compliment or say something along the lines of 'bitch I know it'

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:56:59 2017 No.16717357 >>16717347 Touching foreheads with her and maybe giving her an eskimo kiss sounds very comfy. I would stare into those Jii'ing eyes of her for quite the long time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:57:22 2017 No.16717358 >>16717353 Technically your supposed to have face and cheek rubs with your own, but I guess that would work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:58:25 2017 No.16717363 >>16717358 Nuzzling is fine too, but I'd still like to give her eggs at the same time.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:59:53 2017 No.16717371
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>>16717356
>Can you imagine how wide the doors would have to be?

That's only the start, going to need a gym with all sorts of equipment to keep the Minos fit and entertained.

Then I'll quietly slip in a milking machine, that they'll assume is a new workout thing, secretly giving me milk with no danger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 14:59:56 2017 No.16717372 >>16717096 Yeah, Sauna came to terms with her lewdness and her daughters, El joined a Sub Club, Cammy is probably more shy, Lisa became a size queen through doujins, Suzy has a big knife and Cordelia is fucking confused. It's been a nice week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:00:42 2017 No.16717376 >>16717372 >Sauna It's still so weird to see that as a name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:01:36 2017 No.16717380 >>16717372 And then the camera pans up to the sky and this episode ends. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:02:45 2017 No.16717384 >>16717376 So much for being a bath salamander.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:03:00 2017 No.16717385 >>16717380 Cue after-credits scene with an eye-patched operator Dark Elf recruiting the dude with a Living Armor waifu to a team.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:04:58 2017 No.16717389 >>16717385 Now all I can imagine an Avengers-style series except instead of the avengers it's all the waifufags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:05:50 2017 No.16717390 >>16717371 >Vanessa Excellent taste. Also, that'll learn em. They may even start competing for who can beat the top record on the milking machine. Maybe a few would even suggest you help them do 'freeweight' milking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:06:30 2017 No.16717392 >>16717389 Waifufags fighting against the order.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:07:17 2017 No.16717395 >>16717389 How would that work? >>16717392 I'd imagine them more like the Doom Patrol, taking on absurd concepts like the fear of dying alone or insecurity in the face of women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:07:36 2017 No.16717398 >>16717389 >>16717392 I'd rather be a villain

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:08:47 2017 No.16717399 >>16717398 I'd rather just be comfy with my waifu and daughteru, maybe beating someone that disturbs our peace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:08:50 2017 No.16717401 >>16717395 >absurd Abstract*

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:09:23 2017 No.16717403 >>16717392 But which waifufags would fill which roles? I'd assume for simplicity's sake a combination of waifufag and waifu would replace a single role.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:09:29 2017 No.16717404

>>16717389
That would be a quite a few POVs.
>>16717392
>Demonfag summons all the waifufags to go on a secret mission adventure against the order
>Wants to be leader but keeps getting shot down by the Steelims and their waifus
>KDF is the comic relief
>Random sidetracks happen more often than actual plot advancement
>Portal hopping shenanigans between old world and new world

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:09:46 2017 No.16717406 >>16717399 I mean, my waifu is already a human, it fits me more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:09:46 2017 No.16717407 >>16717371 I wanna sex that Mino. Mattie too.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:10:50 2017 No.16717412

>>16717376
Well, I literally gave her that nickname from the idea of taking long showers and getting massages from her. Plus, I'm not great with names, so odds are she'd get a vaguely Italian name that may or may not be shared with an FE character.
>>16717380
Maybe. The credits are just pictures of my waifu in compromising positions and her being lewded on various surfaces.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:11:08 2017 No.16717415 >>16717281 >I told you he was corrupted. Please, I only do it for her. To please her in heat needs. You'd do it for your waifu and not for your own pleasure aswell, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:11:54 2017 No.16717418 >>16717404 Can I join guys? I love my waifu a lot I swear and I'm gosh-darned good at this heroism business, by Jove!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:13:26 2017 No.16717420 >>16717404 >KDF is the comic relief No, KDF would be the guy who joins the team about halfway through the series only to die quickly and then possibly get brought back right at the ultimate end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:13:29 2017 No.16717423 >>16717404 I'd let my daughterus watch that show and point to them showing where daddy was in every scene!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:13:30 2017 No.16717421 >>16717407 Vanessa > Nicole > Bailey > Mattie > the rest I don't think graph's ever been to mgt, though he does get around the rest of 4chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:13:48 2017 No.16717424 >>16717392 I'd just point their crusades into a volcano so they all perish by the gentle embrace of Magma Golems

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:14:03 2017 No.16717426 >>16717418 Alps need not apply.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:14:19 2017 No.16717428 >>16717412 >Ratas is watching waifu adventures >She took all those pics Sounds dangerous. >>16717415 More or less. I would enjoy breaking her and she'd enjoy it too. Plus we would sometimes had battle sex to see who dominates who.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:14:52 2017 No.16717431 >>16717426 Then I'll start my own team, and I'll team up with someone else nobody cares about, and together we'll become a source of social commentary and revolutionary story-telling and outsell all of you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:15:36 2017 No.16717433 >>16717420 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:15:53 2017 No.16717435 >>16717406 I guess. Just make sure to keep her uncorrupted. >>16717424 But anon what if they hurt the magma golems?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:16:15 2017 No.16717436 >>16717428 I want to hire a Rata as a private investigator!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:16:24 2017 No.16717437 >>16717421 I think we can all agree cows are love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:16:36 2017 No.16717438 >>16717435 If One Piece has taught me anything it's that Lava is serious business and you don't just fuck with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:17:10 2017 No.16717440 >>16717428 Well I mean. Pleasing her would please me. And come on, who doesn't get pleasured by sex no matter if you're being the sub or dom. I'd make sure my waifu was comfortable and felt the most pleasure! That's my number 1 priority.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:17:14 2017 No.16717441 >>16717404 If we only had 6 OG waifufags instead of just 4 we could reimagine Phase 1 with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:18:09 2017 No.16717448 >>16717441 Phase 1 only had four characters with their own movies so it would still work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:18:10 2017 No.16717449 >>16717441 >OG waifufags What

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:18:13 2017 No.16717450 >>16717428 A Rata would be losing her shit at our shenanigans. >>16717435 They'll lose. It's lava, you can't fuck with that. Well, you could actually, but that's beside the point

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:18:46 2017 No.16717453

>>16717404
>Wants to be the leader but keeps getting shot down by the Steelims and their waifus
Now I'll have you know I am perfectly capable of following the orders of others, its the Lady you'd have to convince.
Sounds funny though. I hope one day to see if others would be willing to get a collaborative commission done with my Demon, I've always envied the ones with the Old 3.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:18:49 2017 No.16717454 >>16717449 Waifufags who regularly make public nuisances of themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:19:53 2017 No.16717455 Name a monster you cant make a monster girl out of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:20:05 2017 No.16717456 >>16717449 Wockfag, Gazerfag, Miiafag

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:20:19 2017 No.16717458 >>16717455 Johann Liebert.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:20:39 2017 No.16717460 >>16717449 The ones who have been around here the longest. Miiafag, Wockfag, Gazerfag and QSKDF.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:20:41 2017 No.16717461 >>16717455 An Incubus

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:21:55 2017 No.16717467 >>16717455 Yur mum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:22:10 2017 No.16717469 >>16717438 >>16717450 Well if it's the goofy order I'm sure they would have lots of fun with the hellhounds walking nearby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:23:19 2017 No.16717474 >>16717440 C'mon anon, just say that you want to rape her from time to time. She'll even tease you about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:24:19 2017 No.16717476 >>16717469 Ah, I can just imagine the screams and moans echoing in the valleys. Such are the rules of nature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:25:17 2017 No.16717479 >>16717454 >>16717456 Oh, okay. It's the good old trinity. >>16717460 >KDS >Being an "OG" waifufag He is just an above average one.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:25:49 2017 No.16717481

>>16717474
I have the might of a thousand armies and I will not fall victim to her teasing. I will say this now, I do not want to dom her out of my own pleasure, but if she wants me to, I'd be more than happy to oblige.

See for the rape and dom fantasy to work, you need to have a fierce sexual drive and maybe some beef with her. But for me, I don't really see that as something I have. Even if she's pounding me with command after command I most likely won't hate it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:28:32 2017 No.16717495 >>16717479 >He is just an above average one. I meant more along the lines of how long they've been around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:29:10 2017 No.16717496 >>16717481 Alright alright anon. You won't be raping your waifu anytime soon unless she's in heat. But hey, you can always gulp down some mushrooms and stuff to get a bit more into it after her schedule is clean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:30:00 2017 No.16717499 >>16717495 There are more people with waifus who have been here as long as them, just don't talk about it.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:31:58 2017 No.16717507

>>16717496
Sorry if it came off abit too hostile.

>But hey, you can always gulp down some mushrooms and stuff to get a bit more into it after her schedule is clean.

If she's showing the signs she wants it, then hell yeah I'd do that. Doggy style from behind while fondling her ears. All while she screams my name and moans with all I'm giving her. Maybe even attach some vibrating eggs to her ears

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:32:32 2017 No.16717510 >>16717481 That's fine anon, not everyone has the mental fortitude to commit to raping their housewaifu on the washing machine on a regular basis. Though, if she drugs you with shrooms, it'll be a long night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:33:40 2017 No.16717514 >>16717455 Mr. Blobby Fuck that pink son of bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:34:27 2017 No.16717519 >>16717499 Fair point.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:36:19 2017 No.16717524

>>16717507
Don't worry about it, waifus are serious business.
You keep getting lewder and lewder. She would be in for quite a treat on the night of her heat and boy you better get ready for some really harsh punishment that will last until she goes in heat again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:36:46 2017 No.16717525 >>16717455 Headcrab zombie

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:38:49 2017 No.16717531 >>16717458 I see what you did there.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:40:07 2017 No.16717534

>>16717510
Thanks for understanding anon. I mean, if there's the odd occasion where my waifu wants me to dom her then there must be the real rare occasion where she slowly hints at her being vulnerable to my attack. And who knows, maybe my lust takes over?

>raping their housewaifu on the washing machine on a regular basis.

Now that's just giving me the lewd thought that th tumblr dryer is on and vibrating while you fuck her. Let me guess is this the Salamander fag? Because if so, that's an interesting fantasy.

>Though, if she drugs you with shrooms, it'll be a long night.

It sure will.

>>16717524
I'm flattered you insisted I'm lewd.

>spoiler

That does sound like quite the unique and admirable schedule. Maybe I should give it some serious consideration because I'll still get to enjoy my being my favourite part as the sub but the 10% of the time I'd be pleasing her as the dom. I ain't a switch, or atleast I don't think I am, but this is a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:45:27 2017 No.16717549 >>16717534 The Tumbler dryer*

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:50:06 2017 No.16717562 >>16717404 Horseshit. All of them would be comic relief. A Mad Midget Five compared to the actual heroes who are the drawfags and maybe one or two writefags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:50:29 2017 No.16717565 >>16717534 >Salamander fag? Was it the housewaifu part that tipped you off? And yeah, the machines vibrations are to make her accept the rape faster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:55:23 2017 No.16717577 >>16717565 Not to judge or anything man. But it's hard to imagine a Salamander as a house wife. But that doesn't mater because I bet she makes the best and lewdest house wife!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:00:17 2017 No.16717587 >>16717577 Oh that's fine to think. I just thought that since I'd have to beat her in a fight, that she might be more okay with house duties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:02:49 2017 No.16717593 >>16717587 I wonder how weird it would be if she dominated you instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:05:35 2017 No.16717598 >>16717593 Quite. I do like facesitting and nursing handjobs, however, so there is that. So whenever I'd far too spent to do shit, it'd be nice sit back and have her wildy ride me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:07:07 2017 No.16717605 >>16717587 So how you two meet goes something along the lines of >Challenges you to fight >Beat her >Rape her? >Agrees to be your sub house wife That's kinda comfy in a way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:10:23 2017 No.16717611 >>16717598 Facesitting is always nice. I mostly like it with blow, hand or tailjobs, but giving wife just a forced cunnilingus is nice too. Though I guess in your case your sally might lose herself playing with your sword.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:21:56 2017 No.16717644 >>16717611 Face sitting is always a classic beauty. And it's lucky that Salamanderfag and any ther reptile fag out there has a waifu who can give them tail jobs, I bet they feel amazing. I hope my waifu uses face sitting as a way of punishing me.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:26:20 2017 No.16717653

>>16717605
Yeah, pretty much.
>>16717611
Yeah, facesitting is really something I tell 'ya. I kinda enjoy the idea of holding my waifu's hips and eating her out. Also she might lose herself, but if it's a TLC night then she gets to take it at her pace.
>forces cunnilingus
Y'know I'd lift her up and go down on her right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:29:12 2017 No.16717657 Isn't there a writefag discord?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:31:15 2017 No.16717663 >>16717657 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:34:36 2017 No.16717675 >>16717657 Nope, there's a discord or two that some writefags frequent but none of them are dedicated writing servers. They're just servers that some people who also lurk here happen to frequent with an equal amount of people who don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:35:35 2017 No.16717677 >>16717675 Got a link to any of these?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:40:58 2017 No.16717691 >>16717657 ELH's and TFT's both have active and "dead" writefags. A few drawfags too, especially on ELH's. I think I've even seen latenight there a few times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:42:48 2017 No.16717697 >>16717677 I'd prefer not linking to them directly in the thread for obvious reasons and the fact that discord links seem to get deleted on sight. You could probably find the ELH one on the wordpress though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:48:24 2017 No.16717712 So if sharks have 2 dicks, does it mean Shark Girls have 2 vaganias?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:48:24 2017 No.16717713 >>16717677 Almost no one talks about writing anyway. ELH's channel almost never brings it up and TFT's writing channel is barely about writing most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:51:27 2017 No.16717724 >>16717697 Not involved in this conversation. But looking at the Wordpress and seeing all those stories really motivates me to write another one. And I dunno, but when it showed my stories I just felt a bit warm inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:59:44 2017 No.16717743 >>16717712 Imagine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:00:46 2017 No.16717749 >>16717712 But isn't the ass basically a second vagina for MGs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:01:12 2017 No.16717752 >>16717712 No, but female sharks d have significantly larger pelvic fins so big puffy mershark vulva might be a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:01:53 2017 No.16717754 >>16717749 Would you let a Lich bifurcate you so you could DP a Sharkfu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:02:16 2017 No.16717756 >>16717712 What's what centaurs are for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:03:17 2017 No.16717760 >>16717754 Hell yeah. That's like 2 dicks for the price of 1.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:06:45 2017 No.16717773 >>16717760 Why not just get your dick cut to shreds for a sweet triple penetration?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:11:06 2017 No.16717785 >>16717712 They probably have three cervices like regular sharks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:12:53 2017 No.16717787 >>16717785 >three cervices like regular sharks Please elaborate.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:13:41 2017 No.16717789

When the portals open up, I'd bet the Catacombs in Paris would become the first undead city. I was reading up on the place and its the size of the city it rests under, has a shit ton of forgotten areas no one has mapped, and weird shit keeps getting discovered down there all the time. including a working cinema complete with stocked bar discovered in 2004 that no one has owned up to building
It would be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:15:54 2017 No.16717793 >>16717789 >Zombies raiding the city above for cute boys

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:19:14 2017 No.16717802 >>16717793 Zombies aren't that intimidating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:20:25 2017 No.16717807 >>16717802 But you'd feel bad if you refused her hug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:22:10 2017 No.16717817 >>16717807 I would give Zombies the hugs that they ask for, but they would only be platonic hugs.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:24:10 2017 No.16717823

>>16717789
>that camcorder found near a newly mapped area that shows a guy doing his own mapping, ending in him running terrified from something and dropping the camera as he runs blindly into the dark ahead
I know its probably fake, but holy shit that was creepy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:25:07 2017 No.16717828 >>16717817 >they would only be platonic hugs. You'd make them cry. That's their greatest strength. You start giving in to their cute sobs and it won't be long until you've pumped one full enough to Wight and married her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:26:23 2017 No.16717833 >>16717828 But Wights are so boring! High society stuff is the worst!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:27:27 2017 No.16717835 >>16717828 I want a muscle wight. Or a strongfat wight. >>16717833 Thats why you go for the warrior wights, they don't like that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:28:20 2017 No.16717842 >>16717823 Spoiler alert: it was actually a Ghoul.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:28:30 2017 No.16717844 >>16717828 Zombies aren't clever enough for that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:29:32 2017 No.16717846 >>16717833 Very true, even if it isn't the corrupt shit human high society is, it would still be stuffy and make me feel uncomfortable. That's why you go for the hero/warrior Wights instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:30:52 2017 No.16717852 >>16717844 They don't even know they're doing it. They just get so sad when you don't indulge them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:31:24 2017 No.16717854 >>16717835 >>16717846 I want to get rescued by a warrior princess wight from a dragon! Then I['ll marry her and teach her to live like a commoner!

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:33:10 2017 No.16717863

>>16717823
Knowing stuff like that makes me scared of the Catacombs, even if the only real dangers down there are unmapped areas, flooding and the occasional drugged-up hobo.
Knowing it was full of sexy Liches and Wights would actually make me more willing to go down there and explore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:42:03 2017 No.16717884 >>16717835 >>16717846 I would rather have a lazy tomboy Wight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:45:31 2017 No.16717895 Must feel nice having a shorter MG fawn over your muscular body. Similar to a JubJub. I'd just feel so happy and warm by the compliments.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:46:17 2017 No.16717898 >>16717884 That also works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:48:40 2017 No.16717904 >>16717895 That it would be. It's one of the reasons I like shortstacks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:53:09 2017 No.16717917 >>16717895 I want to get pillarmen levels of /fit/ and have a Khepri harem in awe over my muscles. Maybe some nice massages from them while they get in a good grope here and there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:55:26 2017 No.16717926 >>16717917 That sounds perfect. I'm usually not really interested in gaining muscle, but he'll I'd get pillarmen level if fit so I could princess carry my waifu and make her feel safe. That and having her compliment and be obsessed with my muscles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:58:37 2017 No.16717937 New thread when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:59:50 2017 No.16717945 >>16717917 >I want to get pillarmen levels of /fit/ and have a Khepri harem in awe over my muscles Why did the pillarmen theme came to my mind?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:59:53 2017 No.16717946 >>16717937 Shhh anon. It's comfy talk time. Let's just talk about getting super fit, training in swordsman ship and wearing full knight armor to rescue our waifu's in distress from the evil Human Women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:01:58 2017 No.16717956 >>16717946 >Powerful magic user >in any kind of danger from a hugirl Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:03:25 2017 No.16717966 >>16717956 It's all part of the fantasy anon. Don't tell me you wouldn't want to rescue your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:04:03 2017 No.16717970 >>16717926 I don't mind being chubby hubby, but I need to increase my stamina. Can't be begging breathing break after a mere hour, can I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:04:06 2017 No.16717971 >>16717926 It's also nice for embracing her in your huge arms and making her feel safe. >>16717945 Because it's always appropriate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:07:46 2017 No.16717988

>>16717970
>chubby hubby

I know I should be ashamed but I dunno this sounds cute and I imagine my waifu finding it cute aswell. I ain't fat but I do have a bit of chub

Stamina can always be increased by just generally doing some kind of sport. I'd do sports with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:08:32 2017 No.16717991 >>16717917 And thus Anon became the Khepri king of fitness who united the desert kingdom and put a stop to the centuries old conflict

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:12:40 2017 No.16718020

>>16717917
>deep underground the desert kingdom the Khepri colony surrounds a statue in stone of a muscular man
"Awaken our master!"
>Anon stars breaking out of the stone as an incredibly built and muscular man with egyptian jewellery and a cloth over his genitals
>the weekly breeding session of every Khepri begins

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:15:27 2017 No.16718033 Looks like a new thread is up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:16:30 2017 No.16718037 >>16718020 >it's not really stone >it's just a light coat of chocolate that solidifies really quickly >they do this role play every week and give the anubis the chocolate shards as a gift after, she doesn't know what they were used for though

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:19:11 2017 No.16718052 >>16718037 That Anubis is going to be a fatty at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:31:58 2017 No.16718117 Gonna have to hold off on doodling a stufy cow or mecha Youmu, got things that came up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:33:21 2017 No.16718122 >>16718033 Dammit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:34:34 2017 No.16718128 >>16718122 It's pretty cozy in there. Hopefully this thread drops off soon.

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