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Heavens above.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>> No.16733597

Maids are olev

>> No.16733599

inb4 meidos

>> No.16733601
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16733601

Cows deserve to be BIG! BIG cows doing BIG things!

>> No.16733604

Wyverns are cute.

>> No.16733609

>>16733599
Too late

>> No.16733611
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16733611

>>16733591

Imoutos below!

>> No.16733612

>>16733597
>>16733599
Dammit.

>> No.16733614

>>16733601
Gonna fondle that cows rear.
Gonna let her milk build up!

>> No.16733615

>>16733601
>sample

>> No.16733618

Before being introduced, who was your MG waifu, or in the very least, your crush?

>> No.16733621
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16733621

>>16733611
Ye not guilty.

>> No.16733624

>Last thread ended with anon towel slapping a big, fit hellhound
>He was never seen again

>> No.16733625

>>16733618
No waifu stuff this early on please.

>> No.16733627

>>16733601
Someone really needs to milk this cow right now

>> No.16733630

>>16733611
I want a spider imouto.

>> No.16733632

>>16733618
Enough with the waifu questionaires for fuck's sake.

>> No.16733634
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16733634

Something seems off about this automaton.

>> No.16733640
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16733640

>>16733627
It does look like she's built up a bit.
>>16733615
Yeah just jacked it from gelb instead of going right to Hak's pixiv

>> No.16733645
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16733645

Did someone order shark?

>> No.16733653

>>16733645
I'm surprised with the amount of shark art came out.

>> No.16733658

>>16733561
I'd never do such a thing, I'd be too scared to.

>> No.16733659

>>16733645
No, I had the oysters.

>> No.16733660

>>16733634
>"The adventures of the lost doll that tries to fit in with Automatons".
I'd pay good money for that movie.

>> No.16733662

>>16733645
Jawsome!

>> No.16733666

>>16733645
I want to sneak up on strongfat great white-chan while she's dozing in the sun.

>> No.16733667

>>16733653
She's my #2 waifu anon. I may have gone a little bit overboard.

>> No.16733675

>>16733645
Not really particular for mersharks but that's a very nice piece of art.

>> No.16733677

>>16733658
Imagine her face and flames when she realizes what I just did and sees a smug grin on my face. Boy that would be fun.

>> No.16733679

>>16733666
Fun Fact: Great Whites are the largest shark species that's still around, but they're not as aggressive.

They're big pushovers compared to most shark species.

>> No.16733680
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16733680

Hellhound as been on my mind quite recently and a few questions have come to my mind.

Are they rare?
What do they expect from a husband?
Do they have any basic preferences in a husband?
Is it possible to keep one dom during sex by just not switching?
How do you attract one?

>> No.16733681

>>16733660
She's trying her best dammit, and it's cute. CUTE.

>> No.16733683

>>16733679
So your telling me she'd just lay there and whine 'Noooooo, stooooooop!' while I blow raspberries on her belly?

>> No.16733687

>>16733677
I'd just prefer to stay obedient and submissive for her. Then she'll reward me I hope.

>> No.16733690

>>16733680
I would expect so.
Meat
Meat
Bribe Meat
Meat

>> No.16733694

>>16733679
But, whale and basking sharks are still around, and they're larger than great whites.

>> No.16733696
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16733696

>Be Demonfag
>Have an absolutely atrocious signature
I'm worried. Are there pills for this? Surely other men have this problem...

>> No.16733697

>>16733690
What like man meat?

>> No.16733699

>>16733680
>Are they rare?
I'd say mid-tier. Uncommon but you might find a fair amount of them in areas they populate.
>What do they expect from a husband?
Varies from Hellhound to Hellhound. Some may want a man who fights back and wants to be on top of them sometimes while others might want an obedient sub.
>Do they have any basic preferences in a husband?
See above.
>Is it possible to keep one dom during sex by just not switching?
Yes.
>How do you attract one?
Cover your junk in peanut butter. The more serious answer is to walk through a volcanic region without a care in the world, they'll sniff you out sooner or later.

>> No.16733700

>>16733645
I don't really like that face, but then again that's to be expected of .less.

>> No.16733704

>>16733694
Well whales are whales.

And Basking Sharks are silly.

>> No.16733705
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16733705

Hey guys how's it going.
Another wife picture but this time it was a request, from a japanese artist.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3168349
This guy. He's cool.

>> No.16733706

>>16733680
>Are they rare?
Unless you're in hell, yes.
>What do they expect from a husband?
Be a good little cumpump and cuddle her after sex.
>Do they have any basic preferences in a husband?
No.
>Is it possible to keep one dom during sex by just not switching?
Yes.
>How do you attract one?
Lay on your back and spread your legs while loudly talking about how you hope no big strong Hellhounds come and rape you while you're helpless.

>> No.16733712

>>16733696
My handwriting is so bad that people have joked that I should be a doctor so my signature is probably like looking at guro for demons.

>> No.16733714

>>16733696
I just write my name signature in print. Is that bad?

>> No.16733715

>>16733687
I really wonder what she would do to my body at that point. It would probably be registered as one of the most pelvis breaking incidents.

>> No.16733717

>>16733696
You act like some Demons don't get sopping for a nice sloppy signature.

>> No.16733720

>>16733696
I just know how to doodle dicks, but I guess that would be a nice thing to them?

>> No.16733722

>>16733705
A little more petit instead of pear-shaped this time around.

>> No.16733723

>>16733697
Yeah but also meat.

>>16733696
Try amphetamines and/or autistically practicing a few minutes whenever it crosses your mind. If you choose the amphetaneet route just sit down for a good 8 hours and bust it out.

>> No.16733724

>>16733706
>>16733699
>thoes "How to attract one"

I'm trembling at the knees with sluttiness!

>> No.16733725

>>16733696
I'm sure she'll love you all the same, Demonfag.

>> No.16733732

>>16733679
They're not as aggressive as, say, a bull shark, but great whites are still the most dangerous shark out there because they typically stay in relatively shallow coastal areas, test bite everything, and are fucking massive.

>> No.16733738

>>16733712
But all the other doctors have great signatures. My excuse is I grew up on the internet.
>>16733714
Even that's better then the scribbles I plop out.
>>16733717
>>16733725
I hope so. This is why I always imagined a symbol or blood-drop as opposed to a straight up written signature.

>> No.16733744

>>16733732
>test bite
Sluuuuuts.

>> No.16733745

>>16733722
Yeah the artist mainly draws lolis
I'll say it again, loli artists seem more inclined to be up for requests for some reason.

>> No.16733751

>>16733704
I meant to say "whale sharks", so I thought it wasn't necessary to put down two "sharks."

>> No.16733753

>>16733715
Probably so hardcore punishment in front of the whole gym.

Personally the worst thing I could do to my "Alpha Dog" mistress is to inhale the sweat towel that I use to clean off her muscles while she lifts. Although I hope my punishment is her bench pressing me!

>> No.16733764

>>16733753
I'm kinda turning into a slut thinking about how rough she would be. I bet I'm in for her coating her claws in poison and working on me as well as tons of stepping and some really lewd stuf.

>> No.16733768
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>>16733634
why would a doll want to hide among the robutts?

>> No.16733772

>>16733764
Stepping is a yes and territory marking through scratching is a definite YES.

I'd love for my Alpha Dog to bite hard down on my neck, leaving scars and marks of her teeth aswell as claws scratches all over my body. When people would ask what they are my Alpha Dog would just interrupt and tell them it's "the mark of the beta dog"

>> No.16733773

>>16733768
It's like a kid mimicking adults kind of scenario.

>> No.16733774

>>16733768
Little doll, BIG DREAMS.

>> No.16733777

>>16733753
No no, she can do worse.
She can drag you into the changing room and then grind her sweaty spats against your face, forcing you to take in her scent.

>> No.16733778 [SPOILER] 
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16733778

>>16733645
They will learn to fear the depths.

>> No.16733783

>>16733772
You know, because of what I did I think she might make me walk on all fours while wearing a leash and revealing clothing. I definitely wouldn't like this one, but I think I went too far.
Oh god, she would even call me her "bitch" in public.

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>> No.16733788

>>16733777
Oh fuck yes. This is how she gets me addicted so I'd never try to run away from her ownership. I want to be eternally marked by her so I'd have no chance with any other girl apart from her. I want her to claim eternal ownership of me through her scent deep into my skin. I want her to turn me into a whimpering slut through her scent, begging the Alpha Dog to give me just the slightest whiff of her spats.

>> No.16733790
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16733790

How do you help a paladin cope with her steady change into a vampire? Would you insist that she drink from you even if she's reluctant to? Would you massage her new bat wings as she drifts off to sleep?

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16733791

>>16733787
We ain't had nothin but old maggoty bread for THREE STINKIN DAAAYS

>> No.16733794

>>16733783
You've got the right idea my man, I want her to drag me around on a thick leather collar and a leash while calling me her "Bitch Boy". People would look and watch me getting tugged around by a superior girl while on a leash, I'd be like her little pet.

>> No.16733802

>>16733787
Is that dude receiving a standing BJ?

>> No.16733803

>>16733791
>YEAH... WHY CAN'T WE GET SOME 'MEAT'?

>> No.16733809

>>16733794
I bet if I did the towel slapping she would completely break me in everyway she could. She would use a bunch of drugs too to make me obey to her every command no matter the place or time.

I can see her going back to the gym just to show the girls how much of a slut I am. She would just sit down and snap her fingers and I would already be begging to lick her clean.

>> No.16733817

>>16733788
She'll grind her crotch against your face until the mere smell of her being near brings you to the edge anon.

>>16733802
More like a lifted BJ.

>> No.16733822

>>16733790
Yes, yes and yes.

>> No.16733830

>>16733790
Send her to a rehab camp for fat people.
She needs to learn to hunt and a slow target is ideal for beginners.

>> No.16733831

>>16733809
Sounds good. Maybe she'd catch me sniffing her spats without her permission in the shower and the next day every girl in the girl would look as she pulled me in on a leash and collar. The collar having a little tag on it saying some like Bitch Boy. Of course it would have a nice little padlock at the back so no matter what I do I can't get it off. I want her to make me addicted with her scent so I listen to her every command like you said, sitting on command and kissing her body when she says sounds hot and I want it!

If a Hellhound like that came to me, I'd submit instantly.

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16733851

>>16733822
But would you stay by her side even as she becomes a ruthless, powerful countess and forgets everything she once stood for?

>>16733830
But what will you do when she graduates from hunting fatties to hunting you

>> No.16733861

>>16733597
Maids are judgy.

>> No.16733863
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16733863

Fluffy butts are what dreams are made of.

>> No.16733864

>>16733851
I would. I mean, it's not like she turned into a shitty Dhampir or anything.

>> No.16733872

>>16733618
I've unironically liked Medusa since I was a first grader. Shows how shit my taste is, being nearly thirty now.

>> No.16733875

>>16733851
Sedate her, throw her and myself on a large deserted Island.

The games have begun. The one who hunts down the other wins.

>> No.16733884

>>16733872
Snakes are great though. Especially when the snake comes with bonus snakes.

>> No.16733898

>>16733863
Dayum

>> No.16733899
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16733899

How do you feel about reverse corruption?

>> No.16733904

>>16733899
I like it.

>> No.16733910
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16733910

>>16733899
Booooooo! reeee etc etc

>> No.16733911

>>16733884
Yeah nah, I make everything I touch shit taste.

>> No.16733915
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16733915

>>16733680
I'm a slut for Hotdogs!

>> No.16733919
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16733919

>>16733898
buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

>> No.16733920

>>16733899
This is the one where the hero works at a demon hot spring after the war, right? What's it called again?

>> No.16733922

>>16733915
As am I, as am I.

Ganna get one to own and collar me.

>> No.16733923

>>16733645
I want a shark to hug me with all of her fins! I'll even nibble on her ear fins!

>> No.16733926

>>16733899
Corruption is good
Reverse corruption is bad unless you want a paladin-chan to drain the evil out of you

>> No.16733927

>>16733920
I think it's Hero How's the Water or something like it

>> No.16733929
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16733929

>>16733922
I want a dire hellhound so I can be her little spoon. Pic related would be a dream come true.

>> No.16733930

>>16733915
So am I, but I need to resist. The worse that can happen is if she sues the old sweaty and wet spat, hopefully she wouldn't have any kind of tuff down there either.

>> No.16733932
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16733932

>>16733919
Tails > Butts

>> No.16733935

>>16733863
>No MGE Demon booty pictures
Naav ya bastard hurry up and open the commissions already

>> No.16733937
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16733937

>>16733863
Perfect for breeding

>> No.16733939

>>16733926
>a paladin-chan to drain the evil out of you
But what if all that evil goes into her?

>> No.16733942

>>16733932
No anon, they come as a combo. Eveyone knows that for every great tail she needs a great ass.

>> No.16733947 [SPOILER] 
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16733947

>>16733937
This is a true statement.
Story update when, Penguin writer guy?

>> No.16733948

>>16733929
Although my waifu isn't a Hellhound, I'd still want this. This position just looks too perfect and it's the kind of position I imagine my waifu doing when she's stressed out, I'd play along by trying to resist and squirm but in the end falling victim to her strong paws while she just nibbles my ears for some ASMR. God I'd fall a slut for that. I'd even sit ready on the bed for when she comes on, pretending to be asleep for her to just come up behind me and do that.

>> No.16733956
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16733956

>>16733932
What if I like tails AND butts?

>>16733948
Gentle femdom is the best.

>> No.16733961
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16733961

>>16733915
>>16733922
>>16733929
there are many things i want a hellhound to do to me
but first and foremost, I want a hellhound to love me______ and whisper how much I mean to her

>> No.16733963

>>16733948
Anon we have to resist the hellhound. Think about your waifu and shoo her away. It might be too late once you realize it!

>> No.16733969

>>16733927
Found it, Yuusha-sama, Yukagen wa Ikaga desu ka? is what it's released as.

>> No.16733970

>>16733961
fuckin wrong image good going me
demons, lilims and succubi are good girls too

>> No.16733976
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16733976

>>16733961
Imagine a hellhound whispering with a sultry voice into your ear, feeling her hot breath against the side of your head. Wew lad.

>> No.16733978

>>16733956
It is truly the best, especially when mixed with ownership talk.

>>16733961
That's cute anon. But it won't last for long, see she'll have you pinned down in no time. So throw all that lovey dovey stuff out the window for a second, and accept your fate as a hellhound's slut.

>>16733963
Don't worry, I only like and respect her as a second favourite girl. She's still great through and I imagine my waifu having a Hellhound best friend.

>> No.16733988
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16733988

God, I really can't wait to see how this turns out, it looks gorgeous so far!

>> No.16733997

>>16733988
It really does, the claws are beautiful and I just noticed the tail thigh pinch and all I can say is MUH DICK.

>> No.16733999

>>16733978
I can see my waifu being very agressive towards them, considering I was a complete mofu slut a few years ago.

>> No.16734029

>>16733988
wocks are dangerous

>> No.16734030
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16734030

Fuck,Marry,Make daugherus with

>> No.16734032

>>16733988
Isn't her jaw a bit too manly?
Looks fantastic otherwise

>> No.16734038

>>16734030
Fuck left
Marry let
Make Daughterus with left

>> No.16734042
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16734042

Good waifus don't drink.

>> No.16734043

>>16734030
Everything on the left one.

>> No.16734049

>>16734042
Then call my waifu a baaaad waifu

>> No.16734050

>>16734042
But it's part of her culture to drink on certain occasions! And besides, nobody can beat a fine glass of aged wine.

>> No.16734054

>>16734030

>sell pizza
>eat girl
>ride motorbike

>> No.16734058

>>16734030
All of them in the order you posted.

>> No.16734060

>>16734042
Rude.

>> No.16734062

>>16733932
>>16733961
>>16733970
Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.16734066

>>16734038
>>16734043
Scared of snakes confirmed.

>> No.16734072

>>16734066
But look at how everything the one on the left is. She is literally made to be a wife.

>> No.16734074

>>16734042
Hakutaku-sensei is not a slut!

>> No.16734079

>>16734042
Even a virgin is gonna look like a slut next to a Unicorn, thats a bit unfair.

>> No.16734100
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16734100

What is troubling ya?

>> No.16734101

>>16734030
I can't resist the top one. I'd select all three options for her.

>> No.16734107

>>16734030
But you're supposed to do all three with your wife

Top one for all three anyway

>> No.16734111

>>16734062
[Shivving intensifies]

>> No.16734112

>>16734100
Some girl keeps calling me 'Blockhead'.

>> No.16734120

>>16734100
A deer stole my Reese's.

>> No.16734124

>>16734120
Get the vibrators, we are going white horn hunting.

>> No.16734130

>>16734100
I really don't want to blog post
But I'm having some serious fetish issues right now. Specifically one that's very /d/ tier and Bob is known for. I fucking hate it and I wish it would just fuck off but I can't stop looking at it. I've even imagined it on my waifu. I want it to just stop and I want my waifu to punch the shit out of my face for what I've done. I can't even forgive myself.

>> No.16734132

>>16734124
Do White Horns have the best flustered face? Considering its kinda a part of their shtick. I'm sure there are contenders though.

>> No.16734136

>>16734132
Who knows? I just know that we would be getting our hands wet.

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16734140

>>16734124

>> No.16734145

>>16734130
You're just rutting on it. It will settle over time. Self-judging and trying to drill it out won't do anything. Let it run it's course and just try to associate it with images themselves instead of free-minding it to where it could start being associated with your waifu.
Your waifu doesn't have to fulfill all of your fetishes. Mine certainly doesn't, but it doesn't mean they aren't still there as something that turns me on in my mind.
tl;dr don't make it something bigger than it is, which it sounds like you're doing, because that's the only way to make things worse.

>> No.16734150

>>16734145
That actually could help quite a bit, I'll just try to let it pass. Thanks man.

>> No.16734154
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16734154

>>16734150
Sall good brotha.

>> No.16734159

>>16734150
Sometimes this happens to me too with stuff that I don't like, so just fap and it'll go away. After that you cuddle your wife and imagine her pinching your cheeks and telling you to never do it again.

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16734165

>>16734100
Wolfus aren't real.

>> No.16734166

Ok boys your waifu moved in with you and you gotta get a job to sustain both of yall. What do you do?

>> No.16734176

>>16734166
I quit my old job of shitposting in the monster girl thread with inane waifu questions.
Take the hint, and the hike.

>> No.16734177

>>16734166
A whole lotta drugs

>> No.16734180

>>16734159
I can just imagine my waifu holding me close in her chest and telling me that everything is ok when I'm with her and that she'll make sure all the bad thought are away.

>> No.16734182

>>16734177
Oh. Like MGE drugs or just hardcore shit? Because I can guarantee you'd make a good buck of manticore venom.

>> No.16734186

>>16734182
El Chapo senpai guide me.

>> No.16734188

>>16734166
but but all vampires are rich by default!

ITS ON THE CLASS BONUSES SECTION!

>> No.16734192

>>16734166
I start working more often, which leads to the ironic situation where despite living together I actually spend less time with my waifu.

>> No.16734204

>>16734176
>take a hike
What did I tell you last thread motherfucker

>> No.16734225

So let me get this right. If we spend so much time with our waifu she ends up spreading demon essence over to us and we become incubi? What if im a paladin do i get exiled?

>> No.16734226

>>16734180
She would make sure to take very good care of you, anon.

I like to waifu talk when times like this comes because it makes her more "vivid"

>> No.16734230
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>>16734176
I've asked a lot of inane waifu questions! In fact, I've got one now! What's the best part of wolfus?

The answer is everything. Wolfus are perfect.

>> No.16734234

>>16734100
The fact that I'm willing to walk an hour to the library to study accounting daily but can't remember to practice drawing my waifu for 30 minutes a day.

>> No.16734237

>>16734230
wolfu needs a winter hat and a sweater that doesnt show off her calcium storages so much

>> No.16734240

>>16733621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52BcC9Qzl-Q

>> No.16734245
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16734245

Spiders are the best.

>> No.16734251

>>16733768
kids got into robots and she's trying to remain relevant

>> No.16734258

>>16734245
What about cow spiders?

>> No.16734261

>>16734225
You get exiled for sneezing or having an independent thought as a paladin, so no need to be concerned about that.
As one has sex with a Monstergirl (and occasionally through other means) they are gradually imbued with Mamono Mana, whilst they themselves give the monster their Spirit Energy through sex. As your levels of Mamono increase, you slowly become more 'incubus'ish. I suppose there's a threshold where one might say someone is definitively an incubus, but its a real gradual process and you can't tell a normal human from an incubus outside of the incubus being hung like a god (and then some sometimes, depending on the monster's tastes).
Being an incubus makes you capable of fully sustaining off of sex with your monstergirl wife, so you don't need to sleep or eat anymore (though you still can) as well as making you have a much higher sexual drive and libido as well as stamina to be able to totally satisfy your wife. It also gets rid of the signs of old age and corpulence that would get in the way of sex.
Finally, it attracts a bunch of people on /mgt/ that feel like its the end of the world if it happens to someone and that it means you lose your humanity or that it brainwashes you and makes them argue about it in long pointless swaths. Our best scientists are working around the clock to find a cure for this side effect.

>> No.16734263

>>16734258
I prefer other kinds of spider.

>> No.16734272

>>16734263
like spider monkeys?

>> No.16734277
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>>16734263
You say that like you have a choice
Assume the position

>> No.16734281

>>16734234
cant you draw her in the library?

>> No.16734293

>>16734281
Oh. Yeah. I could do that. I study in the adult floor so I don't have to explain to people why I'm crudely drawing a half centipede monster girl. Thank you anon for being the common sense that I lack.

>> No.16734295

>>16734240
Lovely

>> No.16734304

>>16734293
I once saw a girl drawing alma elma from monmusu quest during class.

>> No.16734317

>>16734277
I don't think my wife would allow that.

>> No.16734327

>>16734261
So i get super male vitality for blood and a bigger dick. Thats a win boys.

>> No.16734359
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16734359

>>16734293
Careful anon, the oomukades can sense out and refuse to leave people they consider their fans. They're clingy like that.

>> No.16734367

>>16734111
I want to shiv a Lilim!

I'm fine with either way.

>> No.16734372

>>16734367
Lilims are not for shivving

>> No.16734381

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to dick the dragon maid.

They get weird if they go without it for too long.

>> No.16734386

>>16734359
what if I just like in a purely platonic scientific sort of way?

>> No.16734389
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16734389

>>16734381
I don't want to dick the dragon maid, I want to dick the dragon programmer instead.

>> No.16734392

>>16734389
Why not both?

>> No.16734395

>>16734389
>tfw ten episodes behind on this, Konosuba, and Demi-chan
What the fuck have I been doing this season

>> No.16734396

>>16734381
My dragon isn't a maid though.

>> No.16734397

>>16734396
Give
Her
The
DICK

>> No.16734410

>>16734397
What is the best way to fuck the maid though? When she bends over to clean?

>> No.16734413

>>16734410
Yes.
Or when she's dusting so you can take her by surprise.

>> No.16734419

>>16734413
if its by suprise its got to start with tickling first.

>> No.16734424

>>16734419
If only to loosen her up.

>> No.16734426

>>16734413
With a good slap pr maybe a nice lick.

>>16734419
Tickles are for daughterus.

>> No.16734430

>>16734426
tickles are for anyone I can catch off guard.

>> No.16734432

>>16734381
What if I don't have a maid? They ain't cheap, you know.
And it's not like a dragon maid will fall right out of the sky and demand to be my maid.

>> No.16734439

>>16734426
That's a good way to get them ready.

>>16734432
Do good deeds and one will come to you.....along with maybe a few houris.

>> No.16734443

>>16734389
Elma got a fat ass.

>> No.16734445

>>16734430
I mean, if she jumped back and wrapped her tail around me while making her boobs jump and my dick rub against her ass I might go for it.

>>16734439
It really is.

>> No.16734457

>>16734443
You gonna introduce her to anal?

>> No.16734458

>>16734443
It's all that swimming

>> No.16734461

>>16734389
It's so gorgeous.

>> No.16734498

>>16734100
The lack of P'Orcs in my bed with me

>> No.16734527

>>16734457
>>16734458
I need to get to the episode where she's introduced.

Right now Tohru's fat tail is my favorite.

>> No.16734532

>>16734498
Comfy P'Orcs or Hedon P'Orcs?

>> No.16734535

>>16734426
>Tickles are for daughterus.
Correct. My daughteru is a slut for tickles!

>> No.16734539

>>16734532
Comfy AND hedonistic P'Orcs would be preferred

>> No.16734542
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>>16734386
That's just fine anon, for now that is. They'll continue to follow you in hopes of a chance to make it not-so-platonic.

>> No.16734548

>>16734535
After I finish tickling mine she gets all pouty and mad. It's her biggest weakness.

>> No.16734549
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16734549

Cuddlerape is real, don't let strange monster girls into your home with promises of "movies and cuddles"

>> No.16734550

>>16734542

I mean, that's what I'd do. Who the hell intends on staying in the friend zone of their loved one?

You need to make them love you.

>> No.16734552

>>16734542
That lower body is way too thin for a lady that lovely.

>> No.16734555

>>16734539
A daring synthesis. Hope one group doesn't overpower the other. Or are you saying all of them are a little bit of both?

>> No.16734557

>>16734548
See, my daughteru is quite a bit different than that. While it's definitely her weakness too, she's all happy and glowing and serene after a nice tickling session.

>> No.16734558

>>16734542
I want this scene, but with creepy crawly Insect Girls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTWYQhTT388

>> No.16734560
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16734560

>>16734457
Who wouldn't?

>> No.16734567

>>16734557
I bet mine would enjoy it after a bit and would train her muscles to be resistant to tickles so that one day she might beat me.

>> No.16734573

>>16734560
All that cream bread goes straight to her fat Dragon butt!

>> No.16734579

>>16734573
Hmm. We all know it's a deathtrap with human women when they ask 'does this look like/is my ass getting fat?'
But how does one respond to a Monstergirl when they ask such a question?

>> No.16734587

>>16734555
The latter, every P'Orc is both comfy and hedonistic. Five of them about be the ideal number, so that I'm completely surrounded by their voluptuous bodies.

>> No.16734590

>>16734567
I'm sure she would be overjoyed on the day she can beat you in a tickle fight anon! My daughteru enjoys the sensitivity though, sometimes we'd even use a special oil lotion to increase it.

>> No.16734607

Speaking of fat butts: https://exhentai.org/g/1041260/804d54b83b/

The last few weeks on sadpanda have been pretty disappointing, but Tamamo came through like she always does. Truly, she is a savior for dicks.

>> No.16734609

>>16734587
Good choice. Just be careful, if they're like their animal counterparts they may like to roll about in their sleep and they usually clumsily shove themselves as close up in a bundle as possible. Make sure you've got a clear path of breathing while they slowly become increasingly smothering of you throughout the night. That's a lot of booty, titty and tummy weight pressing down all at once with five.

>> No.16734612
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>>16734573
Then she uses her big fat butt to get more cream bread. It's a vicious cycle.

>> No.16734613

If you had to choose a video game world/settimg to live in with your waifu, which video game would you choose?

>> No.16734616

>>16734590
The sensitivity? If you increased it would that make her feel too much?

>> No.16734620

>>16734613
Nier:Automata

>> No.16734622

>>16734612

>I bread each touch!

What did she mean by this?

>> No.16734625

>>16734622
1 bread you fucking mong

>> No.16734629

>>16734579
Depends if they are a friend or if they flirting.

>> No.16734632

>>16734612
But eventually she'll come to realize that she enjoys you fucking her ass as much as she enjoys the cream bread.

>> No.16734637

>>16734613
Pokemon, no contest. I'd absolutely love to be pokemon trainers with my waifu, and to teach our daughteru how to be a trainer too.

>>16734616
It's be more for those longer sessions where she gets too desensitized to feel it as much as she would like.

>> No.16734638

>>16734609
It's well worth the risk in my opinion. They would make those cold winter nights that much more enjoyable.

>> No.16734645

>>16734579
"Husband/Mastah/hey slut, Does my ass look fat?"
"Yes"

>Minotaur: "What? No way, yer outta yer mind. Its all muscle and glutes! I'm gonna sit on ya' to show ya'!"
>Lich: "Noted. It would appear the potion's impacts are still having an effect. Assistant, I will need you to regularly perform tactile tests on my rear to confirm suppleness."
>Demon: "Ufufu, good~. More for you to look at while it's bouncing on your fat cock, dearest~"

>> No.16734657
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>> No.16734658

>>16734638
>P'Orc waifus all getting toasty by the fireplace
>Alternatively (or simultaneously) get some hot sweaty pig-slut sex goin on
>Afterward their bodies are all nice and sizzling
>Curl up in your cool bed but get surrounded by their big soft warmth
There you fuckin go, man.

>> No.16734660

>>16734645
How would a slime, or any slime-like, MG react? Would they drink more liquids to get more, or would they just focus what they have to there?

>> No.16734664

>>16734637
Ah okay. Yeah I don't use my tickling for lewds, just to surprise my little one and show her who's boss.

>> No.16734665
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16734665

>>16734660
I want to spank a Nureonago and watch her butt jiiggle for a week.

>> No.16734667

>>16734664
I see anon, I'm sure she loves the fatherly attention though!

>> No.16734669

>>16734658
>go to the beach with your p'orc waifus
>it's a bright and sunny day, so by the time you leave, their skin has browned like baked hams
>the urge to pour honey on them and go to town on those glazed hams intensifies

>> No.16734673

>>16734665
She must have a huge fucking ass.

>>16734667
And I'm sure yours enjoys "fatherly attention" too. Just don't you dare do it in public because it looks innocent, that's lewd.

>> No.16734676

>>16734660
>Slime: "Umu, husband likes it though, does he? Maybe husband will get a surprise the next time it rains when his wife has a whole lot more to her~"
>Shoggoth: "Ah, Mastah... It suits you, then. My mass will be allocated to the Mastah's every whim and will... we shall join as one through such unknowable thickness, hmhmhm!"
>Nureonago: "Ah... so forward. Sit back, darling. Allow me to service you with it as a faithful wife should..."

Somethin like that.

>> No.16734680
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16734680

So, who here bought the MGE book? Are you satisfied with it? Will you buy 2?

>> No.16734683

>>16734673
No worries there anon, we'd never do anything in public except for in the special areas where it would be acceptable. Monstergirl society would definitely have those.

>> No.16734687

>>16734680

Yeah I bought it.

My family found out about it

>> No.16734692

>>16734687
Story time?

>> No.16734694

>>16734680
I'm happy with mine. I'd definitely buy the second one if it got an english release mainly because it would have the Lich's profile in it

>> No.16734696
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16734696

Wings.

>> No.16734697

>>16734687
Look on the bright side, at least your parents didn't read out loud all the hentai quotes your friends scribbled in your yearbook.

>> No.16734698

>>16734694
I want to bully a nerdy Lich.

>> No.16734700

>>16734669
Kek
>"Thanks for rubbing us down after the beach, boss. This cream should keep our skin from drying up to much. Make sure you get deep between our thighs~!"
>"Huh, boss? What's wrong... why're you staring at us like that..."
Someone get anon a snack before he eats out every one of them in one sitting!

>> No.16734706

>>16734698
I want to push a Lich that's working on a big potion batch into the cauldron and see what happens.

>> No.16734709

>>16734706
Don't just push her in, give her a swirlie.

>> No.16734714

>>16734692
>>16734697

Pretty much what you would expect normal people would react when seeing it.

>> No.16734722
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16734722

>>16734698
>>16734706
I want to be that one popular boy who protects the nerd monster girls from bullies!

>> No.16734724

>>16733645
I want to pat her head and chin/cheeks

>> No.16734730

>>16734706
>Anon pushes a Lich into a potion batch
>Tall, Busty, Curvy Lich rises out of the cauldron.
>Anon feels a chill go down his spine as the door magics shut and the Lich Aras at him while the broken bits of her Phylactery fall around her.

>> No.16734739

>>16734730
https://youtu.be/htDB8SuLrng
It was at that moment, Anon knew, as great and terrible lewd magics swirled around the laboratory, flinging books and chemistry materials everywhere as the fully released Lich ascended before him in all her voluptuous glory

He had fucked up

>> No.16734740

>>16734722
I'm shoving you into a locker, nerd.

>> No.16734749

>>16734696
Did she get older? I mean, I don't mind but...

>> No.16734750
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16734750

>>16734730
>>16734739
does she go back to being her shy and antisocial self after the potion's effects wear off?

>> No.16734753
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16734753

Hello again, new wife picture, this time it's a commission, and it's absolutely amazing.
The artist ( http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1798813 ) is super cool and their prices are super cheap;
http://files.catbox.moe/o5eu19.jpg
So I'd definitely recommend them

>> No.16734754

>>16734714
Your dad beat you with jumper cables?

>> No.16734755

>>16734740
Not if she shove you in one first.

>> No.16734759

>>16734680
Got it the day it came out, very pleased overall with the quality of it (and the updated arts were gorgeous of course). Will certainly be getting volume 2, especially given none of its settings info has been translated.

>> No.16734762

>>16734755
My little anon can't be this shit at reading!

>> No.16734766

>>16734762
Ah. But she'll still shove you in a locker.

>> No.16734767

>>16734750
Anon will go through the most mindblowing sex of his life, sustained and amplified and perverted and degenerated through all sorts of unrestrained magical spells and potions, the Released Aralich laughing and wailing in sexual screams all the while, anon's mind becoming a warped blankness ten layers deep in existential pleasure, and then...

Then he'll wake up the next morning with the Lich, returned to normal and with a repaired phylactery, staring at him expressionless before telling him to get out of bed and begin cleaning the lab. There are important experiments to run today, as usual.

>> No.16734768

>>16734754

My dad passed away last year so he didn't have the chance to see it. It was just typical mocking from the rest of my family.

>> No.16734778

>sit next to a timid, nerdy p'orc in class
>you can't concentrate because you just know that under those layers of clothes she wears, she has the most deliciously thicc body you'll ever see
>during lunch, you can't take it anymore, so you get up and give her massive rack a nice slap
>she's confused, yet very aroused by your sudden attack
>bend her over her desk and start railing her plump ass in front of the whole class
>she wants to protest, but every fiber of her being is absolutely loving this as you nibble her ear and grope her stomach
>you promise to make her a great breeding pig before slamming into her one final time, penetrating her womb and letting out the biggest load you've ever shot
>you pull out just as the end-of-lunch bell rings and everyone awkwardly goes back to their seats
>everyone except the p'orc, who is still bent over her desk, shyly trying to hold in your cum as she basks in the ecstasy you've given her

>and here is where I'd post a picture of a lewd, plump p'orc
>IF I HAD ONE!

>> No.16734784

>>16734768
You let them see your anime porn book?

>> No.16734785

>>16734766
and follow you in, because mgc lockers are built to accomodate rape

>> No.16734789

>>16734778
What a fucking slut! She was clearly asking for it, that slick bitch.

Hnng

>> No.16734792

>>16734784

No, they discovered it by accident.

>> No.16734793

>>16734785
...I want to be locked in a locker with a manticore.

>> No.16734796
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16734796

You should marry the genki cowteacher instead of her loser shut in sister!

>> No.16734797

>>16734750
When she rebuilds her Phylactery.
Every time she deactivates it she reverts to the Ara-Ara ascended Lich.

>> No.16734799

>>16734792
This has been a huge fear of mine.

>> No.16734803

>>16734792
So hide it.

>> No.16734805

>>16734778
>Shyly trying to hold in your cum
I love this. That look of embarrassment from silently admitting through her actions that this is the best thing that's happened to her in a while even if it was straight up degrading rape. Squirming as she trembles trying to force your cum to stay in because it feels so good. Maybe even stuttering as she asks the teacher if she can be excused for just a minute to go to the bathroom.
Wouldn't be the last that P'Orc would see of me, not by a long shot.

>> No.16734811

>>16734796
I'm so horny right now I would marry and impregnate her genki pussy on the first day we meet.

>> No.16734818
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16734818

P-paizuri, huh dude?

>> No.16734821

>>16734818
No, tailpussy.

>> No.16734822

>>16734778
>>16734805
Ah crap, you just reminded me I was gonna end that greentext with
>after that day, she hangs off your arm wherever you go
>there must be some odd glare coming off her thick glass when she looks at you, because you swear her pupils always look like hearts

>> No.16734824

>>16734818
Is this your waifu or something, dude?

>> No.16734842

>>16734822
There wouldn't be a single room in the school that I hadn't bent her over and fucked her fat ass raw by the end of the year. I bet I could outright smell her going into heat when she feels the arm she's hanging off reach out and grope her tits and stomach right there in public.
And though during sex I'd call her all sorts of degrading, insulting lewd names, I'd treat her damn right outside of it and make sure she was as comfortable as possible.

>> No.16734866

>>16734842
As you should, anon.
>fuck her like a rutting beast while calling her a dirty little cumdump and a slutty piglet maker
>afterwards, you sit her in your lap and lovingly feed her lots of homemade sweets while massaging her stomach

>> No.16734871
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16734871

“I slip order propaganda into people’s pockets when I hug them!”

>> No.16734880

>>16734866
A relationship for the ages. I'd only go further to each extreme as time went on. And I bet she'd only love each extreme equally more and more as I do so.

>> No.16734891

>>16734871
>Yeti gets captured once someone hugs her back
>She spills order propaganda
>She is now a traitor
>Will spend some of her years cuddling tentacles in the forest prison now

>> No.16734892

>>16734866
>>16734880
>Have a really romantic slowdance at prom where you treat her like a real classy lady, she's stunning even with her weight in her dress as you share a passionate kiss
>That night run her ass so red she can't stand the next morning and almost get the cops called on you from all your cries of 'Bitch sow!' etc and her squealing

>> No.16734893

>>16734871
>>16734891
The crime doesn't pay. We finally got this menace.

>> No.16734918

>>16734871
Pfft, that's nothing. I do is go up to a monstergirl and flirt for a bit before I say Sorry, I already have a girlfriend.

>> No.16734945

>>16734918
Would you do it to that centaur over there with the wonderful fashion sense and stunning black coat?

>> No.16734959

>>16734918
That's still nothing, compared to my...well, he's not really a buddy, more like a guy I've known long enough that I can't exactly say I don't.

He goes around talking up the gals, smoozing it up in bars or cafes, and getting them to do the whole dinner date deal followed by bedtime fun.

The terrible part? Due to an unfortunate accident at his workplace, he's a eunuch. The ladies don't find out until they're in bed. He's a one-man machine of disappointment and sorrow, and he plays it up like a bastard.

>> No.16734971

>>16734959
He should try that on a witch, that'll show those pedophile cultists.

>> No.16734978
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16734978

>>16734892
Going to treat that porc right gonna breed that sow tonight

>> No.16734982

>>16734971
Oh, he already did. I've got stories, stupid amounts of them, regarding this sonuvagun. Mostly because he keeps telling me about them whenever he comes by, and I have to listen because of reasons. Which I will not go into.

Still - regarding the witches, and loli-types in general, he actually had a bit of an encounter about two or three years ago in a town to the east; they seemed to think the stories about him were that he just didn't like busty older lasses, and so tried bringing him to their group. It worked okay for a while - just being a 'daddy' or 'big bro' for the most part didn't involve much in the way of pantsless adventures.

Then came the Sabbat night's ritual...

The details escape me, likely due to having drunk them away in a desperate attempt to forget, but suffice it to say it involved a lot of screaming, crying child-bodied gals running away, and one very drunk guy in an open robe just laughing, guzzling beer and chomping stretchy meat.

And that's not even close to the worst he's done.

>> No.16734991

>>16734753
I wonder what KC thinks about all those gazers.
BTW new profile when? Since 20 is holiday he is going to release it today or later?

>> No.16734999

>>16734982
You know the sabbath has a potion for that right? Your story doesn't hold water, it's a tall tail, a rattatoskr could tell a better lie than that.

>> No.16735006

>>16734999
I never said I especially believed, trusted, respected or at all held any faith in the guy's stories. Were it only his word, I would be in complete agreeance.

The police reports, on the other hand, were both convincing and explicit. How - WHY they had to be so comprehensive in their evidence collection, less the detail which was released in the press release, I will never know. And yes, the ass brought a copy with to back up his words, almost as if he had anticipated my incredulity.

I swear, sometimes this job is not worth the pay.

>> No.16735030
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16735030

>all this p'orc love today

You guys make me so proud.

>> No.16735045

>>16734978
what'll you do when you want to do both at the same time?
>nearing the end of your senior year, your p'orc girlfriend is visibly pregnant with triplets
>during class, since she sits right next to you, you can hear her let out cute little moans whenever she feels you piglets kick
>between classes you want to dote on her and make her feel comfortable, but at the same, seeing her swollen stomach just makes you wanna pack her with more babies right then and there

>> No.16735072
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16735072

God damn Miia looks so fucking good in KC's style.
I love Crab's art a lot, but KC's totally outmatches him.

With how Loen is doing with the Wock daki, he's mixing a lot of the great parts of KC's art and mixing it with the normal Loen charm.
I really need to get a Miia picture in the same style from him if he's down.

It would be fantastic. I just want a nice picture of her wrapping me up and hugging me close.

>> No.16735081
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16735081

I drew something.

I haven't drawn anything in 10 years so please have mercy on my stuff, I just wanted to declare my love for one of my favorite monstergirls.

>> No.16735085

>>16735081
Pretty decent actually, you should get back into practice.

>> No.16735089

>>16735081
Keep working anon, after 10 years it's p good.
Just keep on practicing on getting good and i'm sure you'll be pouring out cute MG pictures all the time

>> No.16735097

>>16735081
Better then I'll ever be.

>> No.16735106

>>16735072
I feel you anon. I'm way down on Loen's list so it'll be months till he ever gets to me, but I agree with you on how well he's blended KC's style into his own for the Wock daki.

>> No.16735113

>>16735106
Man, I hadn't even looked at his updated list

I'm incredibility impatient, I can only hope he just does it as a request someday.

Well, I'm gonna be printing the 7 meter daki from him soon, and he's one of the few artists I know who I trust to make one (he upgraded his damn computer to finish the first one) maybe I'll get a 7 meter daki in KC's style from him some day

>> No.16735126
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16735126

thicc demons

>> No.16735127

>>16735113
>I'm incredibility impatient
Oh, me too anon. I've always wanted to commission him, especially now since I kind of want something in the faux-KC style too. I think there are 6 people ahead of me, I just wanted to get an idea in so the wait doesn't get longer. I've got another artist commissioned with a really long list to get through too, I don't know whether the anticipation will keep me from getting new ones in the meantime or make me go overboard. I'm hoping it's the former.

7 meters is still a lot of daki though, are you sure your bed will have room for them all?

>> No.16735142

>>16735126
That's a human.

>> No.16735145
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16735145

>>16735127
I already have the official one
Honestly I've tried normal side dakis since and they're just not good enough.

A 7 meter daki can be your head pillow, a foot rest, and something to cuddle all at the same time.

I like to wrap her around me and hug her tight, and make sure she's all under blankets since it gets cold where I live

>> No.16735153

>>16735145
>I like to wrap her around me and hug her tight, and make sure she's all under blankets since it gets cold where I live
Aww jeez, that sounds so comfy. I've always felt weird about dakis personally, but you and Wockfag make them sound pretty nice.

>> No.16735156

>>16735142
No it isn't.

>> No.16735164

>>16735156
>zero (0) monster bits or inhuman qualities
Human.

I mean, you can go ahead and call her whatever you want, but that won't make her not a human.

>> No.16735179

>>16735164
She has pointed ears, so it at least makes her an elf, anon.

>> No.16735195

>>16734959
Wouldn't Mamoomoo magic manage to will his balls back into existence? I'm sure it wouldnt be too pleasant of an experience though

>> No.16735202

>>16735179
Those are scarcely even pointed. The elves would laugh her out of town.

>> No.16735228

>>16735164
Her father is Satan.

>> No.16735247

>>16735228
Chuunis don't count as monstergirls anon.

>> No.16735254
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16735254

>>16735247
Wrong

>> No.16735263
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16735263

She seems to need assistance for something, would you help her or not?

>> No.16735265
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>>16735254
Lala is best monmusu

>> No.16735268

>>16735263
She seems friendly enough, so why not?
Assuming it's nothing outlandish.

>> No.16735274

>>16734796
Hacky-sack with the Haky-tak.

>> No.16735276
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16735276

>>16735263
Foxes are old and busted
Squirrels are the new tail hotness

>> No.16735277

>>16735254
That's a monstergirl that's Chuuni, not a Chuuni who thinks she's Satan's daughter.

>> No.16735282 [SPOILER] 
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16735282

>>16735268
http://i.imgur.com/OHR3mcS.jpg

>> No.16735296

>>16735276
Foxes have been appreciated for centuries, squirrels are just the flavor of the week
And besides 9 quality tails > a big, dumb oversized tail

>> No.16735298

>>16735277
Look, I'm not going to tell you to read the comic because it's fucking terrible but she is a real demon.

>> No.16735310

>>16735282
Unfortunate, I was hoping she'd be a bit more reasonable.
I have no choice but to distract her and abscond.

>> No.16735321

>>16735310
Too late, don't you see the hearts surrounding her?
Foxes are very cunning, as soon as you get close to one she will use her vixen charms and magic to get you to breed her

>> No.16735324
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16735324

>>16735296
>[TRIGGERED]

>> No.16735330
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16735330

>>16735296
>And besides 9 quality tails > a big, dumb oversized tail
Quality over quantity!

>> No.16735331
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16735331

>>16735324
The nine tails on a kitsune can be oversized.
Tanuki are stuck with just the one tail forever.

Checkmate.

>> No.16735339

>>16735030
Will saying 'Oink' or 'Bui' improve the morale for my P'Orc horde?

>> No.16735343
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16735343

>>16735331
When you have enough tail, you don't need more than one.

>> No.16735344
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16735344

>>16735324
Titty fight!

>> No.16735348

>>16735343
>enough tail
Good joke.

>> No.16735349

>>16735339
It's not entirely related to your question, but I just got the cutest mental image. A P'Orc who always asserts that the stereotypes about her kind aren't true.
>"We may have pig-like features, but we don't act or behave like them, we're so much more refined!"
>"We won't just eat anything we get our hands on!"
>"I will not go 'Oink' for you!"
>If you tell her a really funny joke she laughs so hard she begins snorting and oinking
>Put a big tasty meal in front of her and she can't help but pig out

>> No.16735358
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16735358

Raising Cheshire Kittens is hard work.

>> No.16735379
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16735379

>>16735348
There is a point of excess.

>> No.16735386

>>16735379
Some gentleman needs to offer to carry this girl's mofu.

>> No.16735424
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16735424

Remember to plan accordingly if your party is nocturnal.

>> No.16735432
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16735432

>>16735379
If you can't make a pocket dimension out of your own mofu, you haven't hit "enough."

>> No.16735443

>>16735358
He's ganna get some phat cat ass in his face.

>> No.16735459

>>16735432
Albino fox oyakodon served in a fluff bowl.
My favorite dish.

>> No.16735476
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16735476

>>16735424
Also remember to reward them adequately after quests.

>> No.16735519

>>16735432
Any man with a respectable wife should be able to get lost in her mofu
Both figuratively and literally

>> No.16735527

>>16734680
I bought it. The only thing I was disappointed in were that some of the older profiles didn't get updated arts; the ones that are desperately in need of them, such as: Honey Bee, Hornet, Matango, etc. The older profiles that did get art updates however are very beautiful, as is the case with KC's newest art. I like the fact that it is a hardback book - I personally can't stand paperback books myself - and the pages have a nice design to them, almost as if they were from an encyclopedia centuries ago. The book I got was one of the original prints, so it does have the unfortunate translation in the Holstaur profile that talks about what happens when Minotaurs see red, but they issued a correction on the website. And personally, I don't have the book for what it says since I've got the entire book pretty much memorized, more so I bought it for the new arts and to support KC. That being said, I think that's the main reason why most of us bought the book, because you're not missing out on anything if you don't. Everything that's in that book is available online. All the extra arts were leaked long ago, and the updated profile arts are out there too in fairly good quality too from the pictures taken.

I do plan on buying the second one. I'm not sure, but I don't think the extra book material has been leaked yet (not the extra arts but the setting info that these books have in them). Amazon has it marked as paperback, though I hope that's not the case.

>> No.16735536

>>16734680
Yeah I got it. I'm pretty satisfied with it but the again I never really checked or cared if there was a issue.

Is it just me who cringes when I see people reviewing the book?

>> No.16735544
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16735544

I want a Manticore to forcibly bend me over a counter and hold me from behind while using her tail pussy to milk me from the front. Giving her easy access to biting my neck and ears, giving me some ASMR in the process. Nestling her neck fluff into my neck making me feel comfortable and safe but at the same time pleasured.

>> No.16735590

Sleepy thread

>> No.16735592

>>16734696
>Dem Legs
>Dat Underboob
I'm sorry what was that about wings?

>> No.16735595

>>16735590
Maybe the weresheep got everyone.

>> No.16735601

>>16734696
I wonder what she'd do if she saw you directing your attention to her thighs. Just out of pure male instinct.

>> No.16735605
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16735605

>tfw surrounded by degenerates who prefer ground walkers

Water based MGs are best.

Even Nintendo agrees.

>> No.16735610
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16735610

Side ears.

>> No.16735611

>>16735605
Water girls are nice. I like Kraken onee sans and I like flow kelps, such beautiful girls the both of them.

But I can't help I have a fetish for trampling and I swear thoes issues of TRAMPLED aren't mine.

>> No.16735612

>>16734696
>feet out of frame
What's even the point then.

>> No.16735620

>>16735610
But ears on the top are better. The only time I've found side ears pulled off quite well is in EMG.

>> No.16735621

>>16735595
>Anons are having a nice conversation
>Suddenly the ground starts to rumble
>A heard of Weresheeps comes rushing in.
>Before anyone can react they are all over the anons
>A few minutes later everyone is sleeping while cuddling with one or more weresheeps.
>A Lich is standing to the side taking notes while they are all sleeping.

>> No.16735623

>>16735610
They're alright.

>> No.16735624

>>16735612
It's all about the denial and "censorship" factor of it. She won't even let you see the feet you so desperately want. She wants to rile up your animal instincts. She wants you to hold her down like a beast and ravage her feet with your tongue.

>> No.16735653

>>16734165
It's a pain that feel like a shotgun to the heart.

>no athletic tall wolfu to cuddle with at night

>> No.16735659

>>16735621
I want to be kidnapped by a trio of weresheep sisters.

>> No.16735672

>read newest alp shortstory on KC's site
>2 male childhood friends and classmates walking home after school
>one suddenly gets hit by wish to bear his friends child and spontaneously alps
>'must be because of all the mamono mana in the classroom from the monstergirl classmates'
>other friend doesn't notice it, invites her home since parents are still at work
>alp makes a little plan to set up a nice mood before engaging in sex
>but throws that plan right over board because she gets overwhelmed from friends smell the second they enter his room
>simply strips down in an instant, jumps friend and pins him down
>'will you let me bear your kids?'

well, that escalated quickly

>> No.16735676

>>16735672
>TFW you get the urge to have your bro's babies

>> No.16735682

>>16735676
Fist bumping in the streets. Handholding in the sheets.

>> No.16735683

>>16735676
No homo.

>> No.16735694

>>16735672
Did she at least give him a brojob first?

I'm kind of tempted to read some of the hellhound stories on kc's site with google translate but that's probably a bad idea.

>> No.16735701

>>16735676
>I want you to pound me into the mattress and breed me with your superior cum dude
>no homo

>> No.16735705

>>16735701
It's not gay if there isn't any kissing.

>> No.16735708

>>16735705
It's not gay if one of you has a womb.

>> No.16735715

>>16735708
>Rape my boypussy bro
>No homo

>> No.16735718

>>16735694
nope, went straight into alp rape mode

and yeah, google TL is notoriously/hilariously bad for Japanese. No idea what is used these days to machine TL LN's and stuff, but those are probably a better option

I personally use Rikaichan for in browser reading, but you need some basic grasp of Japanese grammar ect for that one

>> No.16735723

>>16735715
>7 months later
>Alp and her former best friend turned husband sits on the couch
>Husband rubs her baby bump to feel the babies kick
>nuzzles his face into her neck
>no homo

>> No.16735728

>>16735718
>No idea what is used these days to machine TL LN's and stuff, but those are probably a better option
Probably MTL of Chinese translations.

>> No.16735746

All this Alp talk makes me wish I had a story about them for people to enjoy.
Oh well. Maybe next week.

>> No.16735750

>>16735723
This is really gay.

And I approve.

>> No.16735756
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16735756

This stupid fox has multiple plastic/resin figures, a Fumo, and a Dollfie of all things.
My tanuki has a few janky custom sculpts and no plushies.
>Tanuki inferiority complex intensifies.

Do you know any good place I might get a custom plush commissioned?

>> No.16735758

>>16735746
I wouldn't mind a cute and lewd alp story to read.

>> No.16735760

>>16735758
Would you make do with just the lewd?

>> No.16735762

>>16735756
The 2hu fanbase runs on nostalgia and circle jerking over the same old characters despite newer ones having more personality and thought put into them.

>> No.16735763

>>16735758
>Two men fucked
>The other man really enjoyed taking the cock
>But he was sad his bro couldn't impregnate him
>So he became a girl
>The end.

>> No.16735766

>>16735760
Just lewd is fine too.

>> No.16735768

>>16735763
That's neither though.
>>16735766
Bene.

>> No.16735772

>>16735762
That's why it's reclining so quickly. That and the boatsluts.

>> No.16735775

>>16735768
A revision then
>Two men fucked
>The other man really enjoyed taking the cock
>But he was sad his bro couldn't impregnate him
>So he became a girl
>And then they fucked while holding hands and he, I mean she, was finally able to get pregnant
>The end.

>> No.16735776

>>16735775
Even Andrea the Alp was better written.

>> No.16735780
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16735780

I would like a fox lady to dom

>> No.16735782

>>16735776
Ha. Gee whillickers daddio that sure was a darn tootin mean spirited thing to say, don'tcha know.

>> No.16735784

>>16735780
What sort of domming?
The strong husband shtick?
Telling her when and where and how to fuck?
Leaving her gagged in shibari to pleasure you using only her tails?

>> No.16735785

>>16735776
>>16735782
dat spadetail masturbation scene though, unf unf unf

>> No.16735786

>>16735772
At least ZUN is happy about the state of things, it's a passion project he will continue to make in his spare time regardless of what bandwagon hoppers think of him.

I believe he was quoted as saying "the annoying people have left now" in response to people moving onto other franchises.

>> No.16735788

>>16735785
Was that jerking off a tail or ramming it up the vagoo?

>> No.16735793

>>16735784
pretty much the last one

>> No.16735794

>>16735788
If I remember correctly, it was standing infront of a mirror and jerking the tail off in place of a cock while crying at your lost dignity.

>> No.16735795
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16735795

This thread is being a bit too...fruity.

It needs something to freshen it up a bit.

>> No.16735798

>>16735794
That's so goddamn lame, I hope that kid gets his head dunked in a toilet.

>> No.16735799

>>16734696
Slut

>> No.16735800

>>16735788
the later one

I love that concept, too bad it's kinda under-represented in art/writing
http://i.imgur.com/NmZ7Rxd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/f8sCUne.jpg

>> No.16735801

>>16735795
It's duck season though.

>> No.16735808

>>16735795
Clearly it needs a fruitbat-neesan to bat all the fruits.

>> No.16735809

>>16735795
Hoes you say? I wouldn't mind going to a kitsune brothel or the zipangu soap lands.

>> No.16735812
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16735812

>>16735793
Since she's supernatural and can survive on mana, you should leave her limbs bound all the time so she's an aesthetically pleasing living pillow and blanket.
But if you overdo it and give her time to practice, you'll find yourself facing a fluffy Kraken.

>> No.16735820
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16735820

if you ruled a demon realm with a lilim, what would you call it?

>> No.16735823

>>16735820
The magical fuck Realm of submissive men. Only subs allowed.

Yes I'd name it with full stops, so what?

>> No.16735824

>>16735820
The Mofuverse

>> No.16735829

>>16735820
Plokámipolis.

>> No.16735830

>>16735820
Civilization: Monster Girl Edition.

>> No.16735843

>>16735820
I'd leave that up to the Lilim, I suck at thinking of names.

>> No.16735850

>>16735843
Just name it "New Realm" and have your first child be a portmanteau of your own names.

>> No.16735851
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16735851

What would you do if you walked in and saw this?

>> No.16735854

>>16735851
Laugh and walk away.

>> No.16735856

>>16735851
Untie her because she's obviously in distress.

>> No.16735861

>>16735820
Lilims are STILL SHIT.

>> No.16735863

>>16735843
Dont let the lilims name it! then it will be lame!

>> No.16735864

>>16735851
Have a good grope then cockslap her.

>> No.16735865

>>16735851
Tickle her feet.

>> No.16735866
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16735866

>>16735624
One day there will be glorious Haohi feet.

>> No.16735874

>>16735861
CEASE

>> No.16735881

>>16735861
Lilims are not shit!

I want to become a submissive little servant pet to one! A pet she uses as her chair everywhere she goes.

>> No.16735915

>>16735784
>Leaving her gagged in shibari to pleasure you using only her tails?
Perfect.

>> No.16735919

>>16735864
That's awful.

>> No.16735939
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16735939

>>16733915
>In monster high.
>hellhound, tengu and that fucking kouhai bat that hates your guts and managed to suck up to the hellhound start asking for your lunch money.
>You would have become the bitch of another strong mg just so you would't be humiliated by some mut
>alas in the current year the competition in mg high is somewhat lacking in the muscle department.
>Have to give them your lunch money and the silver colored keychain on your wallet.
>even after all that you have to give her your "paw" and "sit" like a good boy.
>they finally leave and you head for classes while you mutter "fucking hotdog"
>Give them a last glance only to see the bat whispering into the hellhounds ear and grinning wildly when she meets your eyes.
>start seeing the flames that come from the hellhounds eyes even though her back was still turned.
>spent entire class thinking up an escape plan.
>Pay the skinny harpy to glide you from the classroom out of the window to the ground.
>Run for your life while the harpy lies exhausted on the grass panting she should have gotten more.
>take the next day(friday) off and pray she will just send you into the hospital after the weekend.

>> No.16735941

>>16735851
Ask her how she got in this situation and then help her
I'll demand that she redirects me to her big sister or MILF as a reward

>> No.16735945

>>16735939
Oh jeez I need a Hellhound bully who does that to me! Might not be so exciting for her since I'd just hand over all my money like a good dog!

>> No.16735952

>>16735919
I'm an awful person and she's a cute spider, I can't help myself.

>> No.16735955

>>16735881
>Not being a strong pet so she can give birth to more lilims.

>> No.16735959

>>16735939
>Monster Girl High
>Getting bullied

It's like you don't want to have the reputation for being a nutjob.

>> No.16735964

>>16735959
Pretty sure "nutjob" has a different meaning there.
Enjoy being the subject of all the most interesting rumors.

>> No.16735965

>>16735795
can't stop loving Hakutakus.

>> No.16735967

>>16735964
As long as they don't bug me, I'm fine.

>> No.16735973
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16735973

Oppai is law.

>> No.16735997
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16735997

>>16735973
Just make sure you treat it right.

>> No.16735998

>>16734959
>>16734982
This is literally wiki-tier RP shit. And nobody called that faggot out on it?

>> No.16736002

>>16735997
Busty oneesans are for teasing.
So are bottom heavy oneesans.

>> No.16736008

>>16735998
Wasn't paying attention to a conversation I wasn't interested in.

>> No.16736011

>>16735998
Looks like it happened too early in the night for anyone to care, also >>16736008

>> No.16736012

>>16735998
I was kinda hoping somebody else would. I'll be more careful in the future.

>> No.16736013

>>16735965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSsiJq4vYd8
Kimo cows.

>> No.16736018

>>16735973
Kraken is one of the few species that I wouldn't enjoy as a loli, oppai loli could work though
If oppai is law then is flat a crime?

>> No.16736021
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16736021

Reminder that hellhounds are shit brides that will ruin the wedding dress
Do not marry at all cost

>> No.16736022

>>16735973
>>16735997
Is that how it works?

>> No.16736026

>>16736021
Hellish brides.

>> No.16736031

>>16736021
Don't worry, I wouldn't marry one anyway, seeing as she isn't a mere female lizard.

>> No.16736048

>>16736021
You couldn't be more wrong. I'd marry a Hellhound in a beautiful dress and tell her if she ruined it that it doesn't matter, I love her no matter what. And maybe even throw in that she made it look better while giving her a kiss!

>> No.16736050

>jehovah's witness came to the door and wouldn't stop rambling
Wish I had a cute hellhound wife to chase them off.
>>16736021
But ripping it off to have sex is way too hot. It's also a nice reminder of that day when you look at the torn dress and remember how great she looked while she was raping you.

>> No.16736052

>>16736050
>opening the door to Jehovah's Witnesses
They can't break in so just ignore them.

>> No.16736055

>>16735939
>>16736031
your lizards cant even protect 1 anon from hellbound bullying.

i bet they only try to protect anons they are 100% certain they can.
like a middle schooler having his cheese sandwich stolen by a pack of mice.

>> No.16736063

>>16736055
>being wrong
Why? What could you possibly hope to gain?

>> No.16736064

>>16736050
I listen to them because it's company. And besides, if I had a Hellhound wife she'd probably dislike it aswell.

>> No.16736070

>>16736050
All I can imagine now is a Jehovah's Witness coming to the door and then having my wolfu come up to my side, holding me tight and towering over me telling them we aren't interested as the decision making matriarch she is. I love the feeling of being protected even when there is no danger.

>> No.16736071

>>16735973
I want a flat Kraken.

>> No.16736074

>>16736071
I want a fat Kakuren

>> No.16736075

>>16736050
>>16736070
>Jehovah's Witnesses
>In a world with Monster Girls
Ha. Good one.
They wouldn't make it through the first neighborhood.

>> No.16736079

>>16736052
Sadly the way my house is, I can't see who's at the door without opening it. I was expecting a delivery of weeb stuff this weekend.
>>16736070
Canine types are lovely.

>> No.16736083

>>16736050
>Sea Bishops knocking on your door wanting to preach word of Poseidon when?

>> No.16736093

>>16736083
>dark priest, sea bishop and a valkyrie all visiting in the same day
>each trying to convince you to join their faith
>and to top it all off there was that weird chaos priestess who kept rambling about the coming of the old ones

>> No.16736098

>>16736093
What about the Hathorites who come baring free lactation milk? How can anybody resist that cause?

>> No.16736100

>>16736093
Better listen to that doomsayer, they're usually right.

>> No.16736101

>>16736093
I see they have never encountered an autist with a baseball bat.

Many "REEEEEEEEEE"s where had that day.

>> No.16736103

>>16736098
>inb4 sabbath shill

>> No.16736116

>>16736093
>That Dragon Cultist who knocks on the door's over Dragon fags and asks if they could maybe keep the sex noises down at night

>> No.16736119

>>16736098
Then there's the sabbath girl scout cookies, the political parties trying to get you to vote for their candidate and all the fliers coming through your door for the restaurant owned by a Satyros.

>> No.16736123

>>16736116
He made a powerful enemy that day.

Well, if I get around to it, anyway.

>> No.16736134

>>16736119
>they just want to visit Anon, their agendas mere excuses.
>landlord warns him for having too much visitors.

>> No.16736144

>>16736134
>the landlord doesn't really care about the amount of visitors
>she just wants him to herself
She would probably be a christmas cake fox or something.

>> No.16736166

>>16736119
I mean, I'd buy a few cookies from the Sabbath scouts but I don't trust what they put in them. Maybe my waifu could help test them?

>> No.16736173

Would the richer familys adopt sons just so their daughters wont have to fight tooth and nail for a mate?

Also what becomes of all the partner less mg's? do they turn to crime, take up a hobby, suicide or find a way to cope?

>> No.16736180

How long until KC cracks and makes a Serval girl?

>> No.16736182

>>16736173
Infact that's one of my "meeting my waifu" fantasies. Being adopted by a Pharoah and then being introduced to my waifu through her, not sure if I would be her childhood friend or we'd be close as adults. Thinking maybe she'd be my body guard as atleast a teenager. I'd prefer if she was a similar age. Yeah I like the body guard one quite a bit.

>Also what becomes of all the partner less mg's? do they turn to crime, take up a hobby, suicide or find a way to cope?

MGs in MGE live quite a long time, they're bound to find a partner.

>> No.16736183

>>16736119
Sabbath scouts would be pretty great, actually.
Having a reliable source of sweets would be good for Gremlinfu.
Worst-case scenario is they make me slightly more buff to be a more reliable onii-chan or whatever.

>> No.16736185

>>16736098
I certainly wouldn't be able to resist her offerings, especially if she happens to come when I'm having a particularly bad day.
I'm sure their milk would have soothing properties.

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>>16736173
Vampires adopt shotas and put them at the service of their daughters.

>> No.16736218

>>16736215
But a Vampire's daughters are Dhampirs.

>> No.16736222

>>16736215
>>16736182
how fucking expensive would it be to adopt a son?
we talking rich or we talking wealthy ?

>> No.16736230

>>16736180
The fuck is a serval?

>> No.16736238

>>16736222
Probably quite expensive. Wealthy tier I'd say.

>> No.16736240

>>16736222
Aristocracy, so basically the 1% only more so.

>> No.16736246
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16736246

Reminder that you should accept all drinks the dragons offer.

>> No.16736253

>>16736230
Sugoi! It's a friend who's been living under a rock!

>> No.16736254

>>16736246
I sure would. I hop they make a good cup of tea. Maybe I'd even invite the local dragon around for tea with me and my daughterus.

>> No.16736255

>>16736246
I can't, my dragon waifu will be very angry with me.

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16736263

Stupid question: is Hathorite milk lactose free? I'm gonna need to know before my Hathorite Dark Mage Onee-san decides she wants to "cuddle" with me.

>> No.16736264
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16736264

I would like to go on a adventure with a salamander.

>> No.16736267

>>16736218
Only if they get knocked up by an un-Inccubized human. Otherwise they are a vampire.

>> No.16736270

>>16736264
What kind of adventure? Following the instructions of a dusty treasure map? Going into a tavern, stumbling onto a fight and befriending someone on the run from trouble?

>> No.16736271

>>16736263
>milk
>lactose free

What

>> No.16736277

>>16736270
All of the above?

>> No.16736279

>>16736264
I would like to take a Salamander on a pure date that ends with a peck on the lips

>> No.16736281

>>16736246
Of course. And I would even prepare a special type of drinks for her too.

>> No.16736283
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16736283

Pet the helldoge

>> No.16736284

>>16736246
Depends on the dragon, I wont take any from that dragon.

>> No.16736288

>>16736277
But how do you start?

>> No.16736289

>>16736283
I sure would, just look how happy she is.

>> No.16736293

>>16736283
I only pet good dogs, that do what you tell them.

No pets for you.

>> No.16736294

>>16736264
That looks more like a wingless dragon than a salamander.
Where is her tail fire? and why does her scales look like some sort of weird?

>> No.16736295

>>16736283
http://ktarl.tumblr.com/post/158564921763/oomukade

Pet the flat chest of the creepy crawly.

>> No.16736296

>>16736293
She's telling YOU to pet HER

She isn't​ giving you a choice

>> No.16736297

>>16736293
Well I pet dogs that go against the rules and treat me like their chewtoy, never listening to something I'd ask them to do, always taking charge and being assertive.

>> No.16736299

>>16736075
>jehova's witnesses just give up and go home after some guy casually answers the door while holding a baphomet in suspended congress with the other hand

>> No.16736305

>>16736296
And I say nay.

>>16736297
That's your business, I guess.

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>>16736284
Why? she just wants to share?

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>>16736230
Where the fuck have you been for the past three months?

>> No.16736311

>>16736075
>Jehovah's witnesses knock on first door
>the occupants are a group of Dark Priests sharing a house

>witnesses are all husbando'd within minutes

>> No.16736320

>>16736230
A wonky 3DCG cutie

>> No.16736322

>>16736294
Wow anon that's rude. She's just a bit different, no need to call her out on that.

>> No.16736323

>>16735081
FUCK that's nice. I'm not into wurm but those are some amazing tits. Doing any more?

>> No.16736324

>>16736308
i want a fennec with ears big for even her species and so fluffy that even other mg's can resist to pet her.

also doesnt help shes the size of a mouse. a fluffy mouse

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>>16735820
>Ruling a demon realm with a Lilim

I'll rule my Demon Realm alone damn it.

I shall become the Amazon Man and create my own Inner Heaven.

There are two rules:

Everyone fights, no one quits.

Couples and prospective couples must fight, the victor may choose how they want to enjoy themselves in bed, be it every day or once a week, I care not.

Other than that everyone is free to do whatever.

Amazonian Empire will hate me and eventually something will happen between our societies. I'm certain we can come to some kind of way for them to integrate into MY society.

>> No.16736331

In the case of monsterized humans, is it better if she's monsterized into a type of monster that matches her personality, or no?
Assume that her personality gets carried over either way, somehow.

>> No.16736338

>>16736218
Reread the profile and such, not like that

>> No.16736344

>>16736263
I would say Hathorite milk has lactose. But question is does mambonambo-mana counter intolerance effects? Hathorite milk might even have more lactose to make it extra sweet. There is also a change that Hathorite lactose is different type of lactose, easier to break down and absorb.

I should know this stuff, damnit. You study bit of everything and once you settle for one field of study, you know only basics.

>> No.16736346

>>16736294
Because the fires inactive, as far as i remember that story anyway.
Can't say anything about the scales, until the art was done i had a different mental image of the character.

>> No.16736347

>>16736331
You mean like warm and motherly girls turning into Were sheep? Sounds plausible.

>> No.16736352

>>16736328
Enjoy being the amazon's boytoy

>> No.16736355

>>16735820
Soft and Milky realm.

>> No.16736357

>>16736305
Damn right it's my business!

I'd tell her something like I'm sick of how she hurts me during sex and I demand it stops but then she just walks up to me and kabedons me, pressing her abs up against my face and seeing how flustered, heavy breathed and shaking I get. Then saying something like "see? Who's the little submissive slut her? Now lick 'em"

>> No.16736363

>>16735820
BIG and SOFT

That's all anyone coming in would need to know

>> No.16736364

>>16736357
Good for you. I prefer things go my way instead.

>> No.16736383

Do hellwans blep?
What about other dog and catgirls?

>> No.16736393

http://imgur.com/PcQYn4d
Trying to get to not be shit.

>> No.16736395

>>16736355
>>16736363
Would visit.

>> No.16736397

>Doing research on scent fetishes so I can better myself for when my waifu arrives
>Read up about how armpit hair traps pheromones released by a girl

Oh Jesus, if mere armpit hair can trap scents that strong, imagine what full on fur can trap. All I can think off is bury my face so deep in my waifu's mofu it hits the skin, right where all the strongest pheromones are, then just inhaling all over. Making sure my brain is marked with her scent and I become an addict to it. I might even need to have her put me in my place when I get carried away and just start to sniff her hair, ears, and other mofu. I'd need her to tug on my leash to pull me off.

Or how about she punishes me by tying my leash to a pole then leaving a pile of her musky workout clothes just out of my reach. And when she thinks I've begged enough like a good pet. She'd push the pile into my reach with her foot so I can bury my face in it and rub myself all over, willingly marking myself to her scent. Wanting to be owned.

All while she just sits there with a grin, knowing that her husband is completely reliant on her scent to survive.

Maybe I got a bit carried away

>> No.16736398

>>16736331
There's something nice about the internal struggle that results from someone sweet and gentle trying to reconcile her new rough and violent urges.

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>>16736352
I'd have twice the troops available to me than them.

First rule of business anon, make every weakness into a strength.

They would only fight with Amazon women while we'd have men, women, and MGs fight.

>> No.16736406

>>16736395
Well, only visit my realm if you want girls who average seven feet and are SOFT

>> No.16736414

what is the latest amazon story made here?

>> No.16736431

>>16736414
Harblador's.

>> No.16736434

>>16736397
I was thinking something very stupid while I was in the bus one day. A shory conversation with me and waifu.

You know, I would really be a slut if I sniffed that little patch down there and my waifu would know that. I also like kissing very much but there is no way to sniff her scent and kiss her mouth.

>"Hey anon, you really like to sniff some patches of hair with my scent on them, don't you?"
>Yes I do.
>"And you really like kissing too, so how about I grow a mustache?"
>What
>Waifu puts her hair under her nose
>"How do I look, big boy? Want to give it a sniff?"

I start giggling inside the bus like an idiot.

>> No.16736441

>>16736431
wow you guys dont get many stories anymore do you?

>> No.16736443

>>16736441
We do but amazon has never been a girl to get many stories in the first place.

>> No.16736449

>>16736434
Aww that sounds cute anon. And you're right about that little patch, It's truly heavenly. I can just imagine eating her out with my nose buried in that patch. I like to think it has the same consistency as a Hellhound's chest fluff and not disgusting like normal pubic hair is.

>> No.16736450
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>>16736443
Amazons deserve better.

>> No.16736457

>>16736449
Yeah, I like to think that they are rather soft. And it'snot like she would have too much either so I'm fine.

Though I have to say, I would be extremelly embarrassed because her hair would indeed smell really nice. I bet she would even tease me about it.

>> No.16736458

>>16736443
I prefer her not having stories that having stories that do not stand up to her profile.

>> No.16736467

>>16736457
Ain't nothing to be embarrassed about anon. It's natural to be addicted to your waifu's scent. Infact it's healthy!

>> No.16736474

>>16736450
This the new Zelda?

>> No.16736485

>>16736467
But still, she would tease me a lot about it. I would get her addicted to my smell too, just you wait!

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>>16736474
Ye.

Has a fish wife too.

>> No.16736500

>>16736494
Never played any of them because I never had an appropriate console.

>> No.16736506
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Don't be fooled by appearances. Dark Mages are beasts of slavish excess and depravity.

>> No.16736509

>>16736506
I kind of want to write about a slightly chubby Dark Mage putting on some sexy lingerie to dom her new apprentice and using the Mr. Miyagi method of teaching.

>> No.16736513

>>16736506
Welp, guess I need to catch one and turn her into a super busty milk dispenser and personal daiki

>> No.16736518

>>16736506
That mushroom is lewd!

>>16736509
Sounds hot anon. I'd read it.

>> No.16736521

>>16736518
Just give me their names and I'll do it.

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>>16736506
As much as I like minos, I would love a sorceress minotaur instead of a armored heavy weight.

I mean, still fit, but magic over brawn, or both.

>> No.16736531

>>16736494
>quest where you help a Zora loli's letter make it downstream
>eventually it reaches an average guy, turns out they've been in touch for a while
>he finally works up the courage to go to her home and meet her
>they enter a relationship

>talk to Zora loli at night
>"Isn't it a little late for kids like you to be up?"

Nintendo why

>> No.16736532

>>16736524
>>16736506
I just enjoy overly large breasts.

>> No.16736538

>>16736506
>"Familiar! I need your assistance. The embiggifying experiment was a resounding success... TOO successful, it seems, fufu. I need you to help me empty these things. And before you ask, yes, you have to be naked for it~"
My Dark Mage mentor is a real cunt sometimes, man. So needy.

>> No.16736545

>>16736521
For the apprentice it would be nice if he had some pure little innocent name. I'm not so good with thinking up names.

>> No.16736549

>>16736545
Neither am I, that's why I asked.

>> No.16736555

>>16736538
>Too successful
>Emptying them
>Implying I'm not going to just tie her up and fondle her chest

Obviously she doesn't know me as well as she thinks she does.

>> No.16736561

>>16736513
>>16736538
Just be careful. Wild Magic Manatanks are indeed potent but highly unpredictable. Be prepared for weird, perhaps even Wyrd things going on as you empty her.
Also snuggling up to a comically busty Dark Mage Onee-san as a daki sounds really comfy. Especially if you can still hear them slosh around a bit as she breathes deep in her sleep.
>>16736518
The Mushroom of Cleavage Holding is KEY to her experiments. Somehow.
>>16736524
>Muscle-magic Minotaur
That could be cool.

>> No.16736573

>>16736555
But if you just let it build up it will get bigger and then start spraying all over the place! Also, she's ten times a better Mage than you. Good luck convincing her to let you do that.
Actually, she's also not quite right in the head, I'm sure she could be convinced if you just gave some half-assed excuse of it being a 'lewd experiment'.

>> No.16736576

>>16736561
>Empty her
There's that word again

you act like I won't just pinch them shut because I enjoy her being that large.
The sloshing is what makes the cuddling better.

>> No.16736578

>>16734226
I'm sure she will, I'd need her support for the hard times and I'd be her support aswell.

>spoiler
It does, creating situations and imagining what she'd do makes creating the image of her in your head so much easier. That an waifu talk makes me feel happy.

>> No.16736586

>>16736573
Then I just pinch them shut, that'll stop the spraying!

And we're studying the effects of intense mana build up in her body.

I'm sure she'd be up for it.

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>>16736532
Same here.

>>16736561
>>Muscle-magic Minotaur
>That could be cool.
I got the idea from Mythic Legions, they have a brute mino and a sorcerer mino.

>> No.16736622

>>16736576
>>16736586
>"Familiar! I am enjoying the fruits of your experiment! However I have made several observations. For one, I am starting to smell colors. For two, I have overestimated the strength of my spine. And for three, the buildup has caused the skin around my breasts to become excessively sensitive. Also, I keep hearing these strange gurgling and sounds of liquid shifting around."
Hope you take responsibility. She's gonna make you hold them up for her when she's working on potions so they don't get in the way. And better hope whatever you used to pinch them shut is extra strong.
Dark Mages, man. So much more fun than liches.

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>>16736532
>>16736617
Well it's always nice to see other people of good taste.

>> No.16736637

>>16736622
Clamps are made from adamantine so they won't break for just anything.

The color thing we can work around.

We can build a girdle or bra enchanted to lighten their load.

And I am going to abuse the SHIT out of her sensitive chest.

Gonna grope and squeeze to my hearts content.


>>16736629
>>16736617
Overly large breasts are the breast!

>> No.16736641

>>16736450
Risa is the best Zelda girl.

>> No.16736649

>>16736629
I'm not usually into that big of breasts. But oh boy would I love having my waifu suffocate me with them.

Damn demon fags corrupting me.

>> No.16736666

>>16736649
Muhahahaha
http://imgur.com/a/deDZJ
Give in to sweet soft suffocation! Air is so overrated anyway.

>> No.16736674

>>16736666
>that spade tial

W-Woah. Ganna feed my waifu Hathor milk until she can suffocate me with her huge breasts! I bet it feel warm in that kind of embrace.

>> No.16736675

>>16736531
>"Isn't it a little late for kids like you to be up?"
I don't get it

>> No.16736676

>>16736637
How would you abuse them? What would be your half-assed excuse for slapping them around and straight up leaving hickies and suction marks all over them?

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>>16736230
This is a serval.

>> No.16736684

>>16736677
So it's like a skinny hybrid between a werecat and a Jinko?

>> No.16736692

>>16736676
>http://imgur.com/a/deDZJ
We're testing to see if intense agitation of her chest will improve mana production.

We'll also be testing to see if it just generally increased sensativity or if it only improved sensitivity for certain stimulation.

Lastly, we'll be seeing what the introduction of semen to her chest will do via titjob

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>>16736674
Like a hot cup of coco on a fluffy couch in front of a crackling fireplace in a cozy cabin. Make sure to maximize face-to-cleavage contact, makes it more enjoyable for the both of ya. Plus getting put right to the edge of blacking out from lack of air only for her to gently pull them apart and smile down at you as you catch you breath is a great trust-building exercise as well as lewdcute as all fuark.
Another success! I'm on a roll lately.

>> No.16736701

So what's better? Shortstackifying your waifu and milking her? Or just milking her her after she's drank some Hathor milk?

>> No.16736704

>>16736701
Doing both at the same time.

>> No.16736705

>>16736701
Milking her in her normal form. Hathor, the onee-sabbath ,sabbath and shortstacks will never touch my waifu.

>> No.16736716

>>16736692
>Hot and steamy as you shift from molesting them
>Start to give your excuse for why you're moving to a titjob
>"Oh just shut up and fuck them already, screw the experiments!"
Dark Mages are fun.
>>16736701
Having her naturally be mega-busty and lactating or have developed that way through incubization. That way you can just do it any time you want.

>> No.16736719
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16736719

You finally reached the castle the princess is actually in and she greets you like this. Maybe you should reconsider.

>> No.16736722

>>16736716
That they are.
Still gonna keep her tits pinched shut because I still want to see what happens.

>> No.16736725

>>16736696
That sure sounds nice. And the trust building part of it is aswell. I just want to feel her warmth!

>>16736701
I'd find it easier to milk her in my lap as a Shortstack, massaging her breasts and emptying her into a pan while being as gentle and as considerate as possible. I'd also do it it at her full form.

>> No.16736730

>>16736675
Zoras age super slowly, so what you thought was a little kid is actually a Zora much older than you

>> No.16736735

>>16735795
What's titania nee-san doing there? And why is her outfit so lewd?

>> No.16736739

>>16736722
But all that groaning and sloshing will just wake you up at night! And god forbid she roll over on you as you both sleep.

>> No.16736740

>>16736735
She's just going along with her friends.

>> No.16736744

>>16736735
She has no idea, but people seemed like they were having fun!

>> No.16736749

>>16736739
Well, just means I'll need to take her mind off of it.
Gonna molest her chest while I stick it in.
She just needs to bear with it for science.

And I'll be more than happy if she ends up atop me.

I mean, it's only going to be for five more weeks at least, what could go wrong?

>> No.16736755
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>>16736180
Still waiting on a moose girl

>> No.16736756

>>16735795
>Mindflayer brought her husband along
Wow, way to ruin a girl's night out, Mindflayer

>> No.16736776

>>16736740
>>16736744
>Hakutaku teaches Titania how to gyrate and shake her ass like a stripper
>Mindflayer tells her to get up on the table and show that guy who's been looking at her all night her new 'fun' dance moves
>She does, giving him a full show of her lewd gyrations and arching her back like a pro
>"Hehe! This is so much fun! Do you like my dancing, mister? You should dance with me too! It'll be really fun!"

>> No.16736777

>>16736756
Makes you wonder.

Why would the mindflayer be dressed like a slut, next to other sluts, with her husband right there? Really makes you think.

>> No.16736787

>>16736749
Reports say the strange looking 'Rainbow Geyser' didn't subside for the next three hours. Strange plants and magical energies subsist in the area even now. Officials still recommend that no one enter the swamp until more information is gathered.

>> No.16736798

>>16736787
Well, it was bound to end anyways.... Time to check teacher for lasting side effects!

>> No.16736801

>>16736684
sounds like it would be perfect model material.

>inb4 all serval's are diva models.

>> No.16736803
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16736803

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16736806

>>16735795
Not sure what barb was going for here. But maybe he should re-read the mind flayer profile?

>> No.16736815

>>16736803
Damnit, where were you? We needed you an hour ago!

>> No.16736827

>>16736701
I do both.

I want a super short, super stacked shortstack to sit in my lap and tease for hours before I finally put it in.

>> No.16736834 [SPOILER] 
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16736834

>>16736180
Penguin girl when?

>> No.16736837

>>16736834
I can see bumhole!

>> No.16736838

>>16736834
Fuck that's lewd.

>> No.16736839

>>16736701
>>16736704
>>16736827
This is reminding me of the Hathor Anubis milk talk we had a few threads ago

>> No.16736844

>>16736798
>Knee deep in chromatic wild magic milk
>Breasts still the size of the original image yet only lightly leaking now
>Heaving up and down from the intense multi orgasm she just survived
>"Phew... F-familiar... chalk that one up to... a resounding success..."
>Rolls over and smothers you on the bed, her eyes quickly closing as she shoves you between her apparently now constantly magic-milk producing milkcannons
>"We'll... we'll check for side effects after a nap... just... a little rest..."
The cleanup will be troublesome, but a well-earned sleep seems to be in order. Well done, scientist man.

>> No.16736845

>>16736839
>Hathor Anubis milk talk

Ehhhh?

>> No.16736849

>>16736834
All her lewdness is going to rub off on her poor daughteru if she keeps the egg warm like that!

>> No.16736850
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16736850

>>16736834
I'm hoping for a Penguin harpy myself as well.
EXTRA THICC
https://youtu.be/hQLsb7Zm_MI

>> No.16736853

>>16736719
What? She has a sword and that means I don't have to do any bullshit escort mission quest, since it looks like she sort of knows how to fight.
She does look like she's struggling to hold up the sword.

>> No.16736857

>>16736844
Well, that's why I took this job.
For science!

But for now, cuddling.
We can check for side-effects after, as well as mark this down as a new form of orgasm denial for later play.

>> No.16736861

>>16736839
I just want a short and super thick anubis that tries to do her best but knows her body is only good for sex.

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>>16736845
Aw man, you missed out.

>> No.16736868

>>16736862
I think I was involved in it, could you jog my memory?

>> No.16736874

Reminder to use voice changer if you want to play video games in their world.
And only use female characters. Especially if you plan on streaming.

>> No.16736887

>>16736874
I bet they can even smell spirit energy through voice chat.

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>>16736849
Normally its the male job to sit on the egg not the female.

>> No.16736895

>>16736861
>not a lolinubis with hips too sexy for her own good

>> No.16736896

>No 8 ft Hellhound gf with paws bigger than your head who tells you while you're in her embrace"Size doesn't matter, you'll always be my little toy"

Constant pain

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>>16736861
>>16736862

>> No.16736901

>>16736861
That's kind of sad in a way
It could be cute if she was clumsy at everything but sex

>>16736888
>Penguin waifu insists on you sitting on her egg
>You're to afraid to do it
This is a lose lose situation

>> No.16736911

>>16736850
>you will never UNLEASH AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL into your waifu

>> No.16736913

>>16736874
>not using a variety of mixed up tapes to communicate
THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

>> No.16736917

>>16736874
But acting all pure and innocent as a boy would be even better!

>> No.16736933
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16736933

>>16736874
I want to be a nerdhound tank's healslut!

>> No.16736937

>>16736901
I would cuddle ball my daughteru while she is still an egg. Sounds very cute

>> No.16736938

>>16736913
well somehow I find raging mgs over voicechat very cute.
>>16736933
>choose the most passive looking support class in game
>the manliest voice echoes trough the whole chat room.

>> No.16736940

>>16736933
>Being a pocket healslut
>Not healing your whole team because that's your fucking job
You deserve to wipe every raid and/or lose every match.

>> No.16736944

>>16736940
Healsluts are shit. I would make those girls beg if they wanted to live.

>> No.16736948

>>16736940
>>16736944
How else is anon supposed to get that Hellhound to like him?

>> No.16736949
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16736949

>>16736940
I hope I don't get punished by them! I swear I'll try my best next time!

>> No.16736950

>>16736944
>Making your team beg for heals
You're just as bad.
Grit your teeth, stop being a bitch, and heal your team because you need those wins.
The best way to portray healers is as bitter and jaded people who do their fucking jobs anyway.

>> No.16736954

>>16736948
By actually talking to her in real life anon.
Grow a spine.

>>16736949
Video games are no place for Sub/Dom play anon.

>> No.16736961

>>16736948
By makinf her so annoyed and sub that she snaps and rapes him.

>> No.16736962

>>16736949
Ganna ask my Lich imouto and her Wisp friend if I can rest my head on their lap while they play, I'm very sleepy.

>> No.16736963

>>16736901
That it would.
Watching her walk through the temple with her rear swaying and breasts bouncing as she lists off the days duties only to trip and expose herself would be nice.

I wouldn't be able to stop myself from offering to carry her for the rest of the day

>>16736933
Gotta heal the whole group, anon.

>You'll never join a group, all the girls expecting you to be some 'I wanna help everyone!' type only for them to reveal you're a jaded mother fucker who flatout states the healing priorities.

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16736972

Which Kuu is the most Kuu?
My vote goes for Mantis.

>> No.16736973

>>16736933
>implying healers arent the ones that have the tank tied up in the basement

>> No.16736979

>>16736954
But what if anon can't talk to girls?

>> No.16736987

>>16736972
How do you even rank kuu? They're all just creepy girls who don't say anything.

And are for bullying.

>> No.16736990

>>16736979
With monster girl, you talk with your dick.

>> No.16737002

>>16736987
MAYBE you get away with bullying a Lich.
But an Automaton or a Mantis? You'd be subdued faster than you can blink.

>> No.16737003

>>16736963
>Monstergirl players are crowded around the dungeon entrance waiting for their new healer.
>They're expecting either a shota or a scantily dressed healslut.
>Instead anon walks in in priesthood robes that he glamoured his armor into so monstergirls would stop PMing him cybersex solicitations.
>"Centaur Tank, Dark Mage Debuffer, Kakuen DPS, Hellhound DPS, Manticore DPS, Cheshire Caster."
>When they ask him what he means by that he tells them "Heal priority order."
>He's not a lot of fun to talk to or tease but they clear the dungeon without any problems.
>Noting how jaded he sounds over voice chat, they decide that they're going to bring back his smile.
>Especially after the Cheshire asked him why he's so grumpy and he answered "I just want to play the game."

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>>16733591
Can anyone help me with a story i'm trying to find? It was about a guy with his grandfather's notes on monster girls fucking a goblin, and around 10 chapters into it a troll was added into the story. I forget what website it was on.

>> No.16737005

what went through your mind when you first saw a monster girl?
what goes through most peoples minds?

>> No.16737010

>>16737005
>"Hey is that a girl with red hair and the body of the snake? She's a real cutie! I wonder what it's from."

All started from there.

>> No.16737013

>>16736979
If you're shy, and she's shy then eventually your shyness will counteract each other, she'll pounce you and then you'll have a cute relationship with a monstergirl.

>> No.16737014

>>16737003
>They start following him around outside of dungeons.
>They find him grinding professions, hunting down gear, and generally going about his business alone.
>He never speaks at all.
>Still silent in dungeons.

Wonder how long it will take them to start wondering if he's an automaton with a voice modulator.

>> No.16737015

>>16737004
Please remember to delete offtopic images.

>> No.16737018

>>16737005
When I was young I fantasized about Snake women.

>> No.16737020

>>16737005
>what went through your mind when you first saw a monster girl?
Do Angewomon and other hot digimon count? My first thought was that I wanted to violate them, even when I was young.

>> No.16737021

>>16737002
Oh yeah? You think I'm trying to get my ass beat by some strong Kuudere girls or something? You think I'm just trying to get them to push me into the ground with their superior power? You think I have an abuse fetish or something? W-Well you're wrong!

I'd bully a Lich with swirlies and there's nothing she can do! I'd throw water all over an Automaton and there's nothing she can do! I'd write on a Mantis' locker that bugs are icky and smelly and there is nothing she can do!

>> No.16737022

>>16737004
Interesting
What was the story about?

>> No.16737025

Can anyone provide a source for a story ive been trying to find for a while? It's about a guy with his grandfather's notes on monster girls fucking a goblin. After about 10 chapters or so a troll is also introduced into the story.

>> No.16737026

>>16737014
>The Cheshire tracks him down IRL
>Sunken eyes, unkempt hair, and a bad apartment.
>Working a dead end job with the only relaxation being an MMO with more management and uncooperative party members.
>She has to restrain herself from tackling him to the ground and crying into his chest.

>> No.16737029

>>16737026
And so beings a Cheshire's adventure to bring anon's smile back.

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>>16737003
>>16737014
Does anon really think this will keep the monster girls away? These nerds are really desperate

>> No.16737036

>>16737026
I can understand that.
Reminds me of when I was a second shift helpdesk guy

>>16737030
The man just wants to play his western mmos in peace.

>> No.16737038

>>16737029
It's especially cute since she's at the bottom of the heal order.

>>16737030
I was envisioning this ending with at least one of them cuddling up to anon and trying to bring his smile back.

>> No.16737045

>>16737030
But can those nerds gather the courage to heal anon? They are worse than Ratas.

>> No.16737046

>>16737022
It's been a while since i read it, but i think it was about a goblin fucking someone in exchange for being able to live in his house, and after a while they got into a relationship and were going to start a tribe.

>> No.16737049

>>16737026
Some chesire healing with her getting his life back on track? I can dig it, what's his reward for being good and trying to improve his life? Phat cat ass?

>> No.16737050

>>16737049
>what's his reward for being good and trying to improve his life?
the opal of knowledge

>> No.16737051

>>16737036
>>16737038
>>16737045
It's too late, anon will have nerdy monster girls of every kind tending to his every need. They'll use their collective knowledge and skills to rebuild his smile!

>> No.16737052

>>16737049
Cuddles and love. And facesitting.

>> No.16737054

>>16737021
>All three corner you in a hallway after school
>Think they're about to jump you and take revenge
>Jiiiiii~ Jiiiiiii~ Jiiiiiiii~
>After staring they silently walk out together
Well looks like it didn't have that much of an eff-
>Woken up in the middle of the night with the Mantis' scythe to your throat
>Thrown to the ground and held at cannonpoint by Automaton as Lich begins calmly uttering a spell
>Feel all of your strength sapped out of you and your skin become heavily sensitive
>They each take turns stepping on your dick and silently molesting you as you tremble on the floor
>by the end of the night you're left a gooey mess
>Not a word spoken by them the whole night as they leave out your window, each with one final long glare

-ect.

>> No.16737058

>>16737051
>Wikihow articles on how to bring Anon's smile back

>> No.16737061
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>>16737049
>>16737052
Fat Cat Ass is ALWAYS the ultimate reward. Even at the end of their long season-spanning journey of growth and romantic recovery, at the very end as it seems things are going to be all warm and happy and lovey-dovey, she'd casually state 'Oh, and also I'm gonna sit on your face now.' right before 'The End'.

>> No.16737063

>>16737054
>spoiler

How do the kuunerds know what I secretly want? And how do they know I'm a slut for it?!

>> No.16737064

>>16737051
Will they get their shit together, beat the hardest raid in the game, and be rewarded with a stoic 'Good job'

>> No.16737070

>>16737054
>They go to anon's house at night
>Turns out he is sleeping with his girlfriend because he isn't a nerd
>They just Jiiiii~

>> No.16737074

>>16737061
Her butt probably smells like lavender. I wanna sniff it.

>> No.16737082

>>16737070
What happens if anon doesn't have a girlfriend but his room is plastered in dorky stuff like figures and other shit? Especially when he has thoes nerdy bed covers.

>> No.16737087

>>16737063
>Come to your locker the next morning
>High quality photographs of you in your compromising position taped all over it along with 'Boyslut' and 'Cumpump' and 'Worthless Seed-dispenser' written in permanent marker all over it
>Everyone in school has seen it and laugh at you the whole day, even your succubus teacher makes a joke about it
>Every time you try to open your mouth you notice one of the Kuu girls staring at you and narrowing their gaze
>The Automaton calmly holds up a copy of the keys to your house as if to show you they can get in at any time

Ya fucked up, anon. Prayers for your poor soon-to-be-bullied dick.

>> No.16737092

>>16737087
This sounds terrible. I didn't go to a different dimension with Monsters to get bullied in high school AGAIN

>> No.16737094

>>16737082
They Jiiii it up, they jiii so loud that anon wakes up and the nerds panic, failing their attempt to attack and only making a fool of themselves.

>> No.16737095

>>16735330
But Squirrels have neither so what's your excuse?

>> No.16737096

>>16737074
I'd love having a fat-assed tomboy Cheshire as a long-time friend that teases me by popping up and sitting on my face and bantering when I tell her it smells nice
>"Got ya again, dude! Haha!"
>Cunt! Oh, new bodywash? Is that lavender?
>"Eww, you're such a fuckin perve! Weirdo."

Of course it would eventually turn into friends with benefits, then dating, then marriage.

>> No.16737097

>>16737092
Well, you shouldn't have bullied them then. Not sure what one would expect from trying to do so.

>> No.16737100

>>16737096
You think monster girls ever crossdress to infiltrate boys groups?

>> No.16737102
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>>16737058
>asking on /hbt/ about damaged good boys
>tengus defend your honor when people call you shit

>>16737064
That's when they come over to anon's house and cuddle him tenderly

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>>16736755
I want a big moosegirl who plows through snow with her strong legs!

>> No.16737107

>>16737097
I wasn't that anon though. I'm just commenting that I wouldn't want to do high school again to be bullied again. If I had another shot at it, I'd probably work out to get with musclemamono

>> No.16737108

>>16737003
>"I just wanted to play video games, fuck."

>>16737026
I don't think only cheshires would do that.

>>16737058
>MG universe has their own wikihows
>with all those fucking hilarious illustrations and articles

>> No.16737109

>>16737103
a little bit of freckles are cute, but thats a bit excessive.

>> No.16737112

>>16737102
>Grumpy looking anon surrounded by a harem of smiling nerds of varying types.

What I wouldn't give.

>> No.16737124

>>16737107
Well that's all fine too, I doubt you'd just get bullied out of nowhere if you didn't do anything to deserve it.
Maybe if you were cute to the MuscleMamono they'd make sure no one messed with you.
>About to get picked on by a group of haughty Monstergirls
>Suddenly they all blanch in the face and scurry away
>feel yourself get pulled back into the abs and tits of a 7 foot Minotaur
>"Skinny bitches. You alright, anon? Ya'll just tell me if they give you trouble again, I could use a new sweatrag or two!"
>Ruffles your hair and winks before sashaying off giving you a full view of her huge spat-adorned ass
>>16737100
Probably. Some may even use polymorph magic if they're really desperate.

>> No.16737135

>>16737108
>I don't think only cheshires would do that.
I picked the Cheshire specifically because she's at the bottom of the heal order.

>>16737112
Are you ready for the comfy life anon?

>> No.16737146

>>16737135
>>>16737064 (You)
I'd embrace it.
Which one is the chubbiest one?

>> No.16737148

>>16737124
>Big Dire Musclemonster
>Watches your back wherever you go
>Beats the shit out of monstergirls who try and rape or tease you, or at least scares them off
>Eventually gives you some loving gentle femdom and nursing handjobs

>> No.16737159

>>16737087
Oh this is making me all kinds of diamonds! I wonder what kind of torture they'll give me next? Maybe a collar with "Boy slut" written on it? Maybe more humiliating poses? Oh god I'd love he humiliation and the control I'd be in! There's nothing I can do and I'd go to bed scared every night that they can get into my house!

Damn Kuudere girls are not to be messed with.

>> No.16737165

>>16737148
>mino-senpai brings you to her gym and helps you train
>congratulates you when you set new PRs and encourages you when you fail
>affectionately calls you a sick cunt
>insists you go on GOMAD

>> No.16737167

>>16737159
I didn't think it was possible to lose to the kuu. Guess you learn something new everyday.

>> No.16737185

>>16737167
It just makes it better. Thoes quiet girls who look kinda creepy are actually merciless humiliating bullies to anons who double cross them. Which is weird because they're trying to get boys to stop bullying them but in turn I want to bully them so they could treat me like that.

>> No.16737188

>>16737146
In order from most to least.
Cheshire, Dark Mage, Manticore, Kakuen, Hellhound, Centaur.
The Hellhound and the Centaur are actually /fit/.

>> No.16737193
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16737193

Tomboy monster girls get headpats!

>> No.16737195

>>16737165
God I'm imagining her just bellowing out for you to push to finish that last rep and making a big scene when you finally make it. Just genuine excitement that you're improving and wanting to show off how far you've come to all the other people at the gym. Not like she'd get embarrassed seeing as she's stronger than most of the girls there combined.
Afterward she'd personally give you an enthusiastic roll-out while excitedly talking about where to go next in your training.
One day she'd get so caught up in her excitement at you setting a new PR she doesn't even realize what she did after picking you up and kissing you deeply before setting you down and bragging about you again.

>> No.16737199

>>16737188
Such a nice group.
Would gladly impregnate the lot of them once my smile is brought back.

>> No.16737200

>>16737188
>Hellhound and the Centaur are actually /fit/.
>fit nerds
But how

>> No.16737202

>>16737193
Monster girls in tanktops get stares from me.

>> No.16737203

>>16737200
Have you never been on /fit/?

>> No.16737209
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>>16737188
>Chubby Cheshire
Why DOES it work so well, anyway? Where did this start?

>> No.16737211

>>16737200
The tighter your abs are, the harder it is for feelings to get in

>> No.16737214

>>16737193
Anybody got this artists name again? I keep forgetting.

>> No.16737215

>>16737214
ittla

>> No.16737219
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>>16737202
Tank tops are so nice.

>>16737214
http://ittla.tumblr.com/

>> No.16737223

>>16737209
>Why DOES it work so well, anyway?
Because fatfags and the memecat deserve eachother

>> No.16737224

>>16737209
Because smug, fat cats are cute.
I mean, look at what you posted.
Can you imagine scratching her ears and listening to her purr while she relaxes on your lap with the smuggest of grins?

>> No.16737226

>>16737219
Tank tops are god tier. I'd try making some for my waifu.

>> No.16737227

>>16737209
what if there was a fit cheshire?

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>>16737209
Don't bully the Cheshire.

>> No.16737231

>>16737224
Oh I'm in no way denying how nice they are and how great that would be. I guess its just one of those things. Hope she'd like butt massages.
>>16737227
There'd be some aggressive, confident teasing going on.

>> No.16737235

>>16737230
It isn't bullying, its adoration!

>> No.16737238

>>16737231
I can imagine that they'd love it, although they'd want you to do something else once you'd finished.

>> No.16737240

>>16737200
I only look skinny when I'm using clothes.

>> No.16737241

>>16737230
Is she sending lewd images of herself to that cute boy down the street?

>> No.16737242

>>16737230
The Cheshire has caught our surveillance drone!

>> No.16737243

>>16737230

Chubshire.

>>16737095

Yeah, I can't get enough of the big tails. I'm not one for paws and stuff but tails, my god.

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>>16737202
Tank tops and baseball caps make monsters seem so friendly.

>> No.16737246

>>16737238
If it involves feeling all of her weight pressing down on me, I'm into it.

>> No.16737251

>>16737193
What are the benefits of being friends with a tomboy monster girl?

>> No.16737253

>>16737102

We are shit, though. Or maybe I'm just plastering my own self depreciation onto everyone who I view as similar to me.

>> No.16737254

On average, how much sex would you usually have with your waifu?

>> No.16737257

>>16737102
>damaged good boys
?

>> No.16737259

>>16737251
You get double healthy and a bro that you can have babies with.

>>16737254
Shoo Ratatoskr.

>> No.16737262
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>>16737241
She wanted to see if she could make a great selfie

She was embarrassed her the pic turned out

>> No.16737270

>>16737246
Probably.
Cuddle sex with her on top.

>> No.16737282

>>16737270
Unff. My hands would never stop exploring all that heavy softness. Wanna feel that booty wobble as we grind against each other.

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>>16737244
Don't forget short shorts like Lucoa! They do things to my dick.

Specifically this Anubis' outfit looks so cute and I can just imagine my Anubis in it.

>> No.16737290

>>16737254
I don't know anon, it would really vary based on how we feel. Sometimes it'd only be every other day or even less than that, but other times we wouldn't do much else for over a week.

>> No.16737294

>>16737286
Holy shit that Anubis looks adorable. Would write "be cute" on her schedule.

>> No.16737298

>>16737282
The best.
Remember to make sure she drinks her milk, its necessary for her to maintain a large rear.

>> No.16737302

>>16737200
When a monstergirl like a Hellhound doesn't have a boyfriend they have plenty of time to work out.
And centaurs being chubby just doesn't work.

>> No.16737305

If a Dragon walks up to you, grabs your 'crown jewels', stares you in the face and says: 'MINE', what do you do?

>> No.16737307

>>16737209
I feel this design would look better if she had minimal pooch on her belly.

>> No.16737309
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16737309

I'm watching another one of those shows with a bunch of regular folk going through training administered by SAS and Navy Seals and whatnot and I can't help but wonder how much more fun it would be with MGs.

>> No.16737311

>>16737305
Slap her.

>> No.16737313

>>16737259
>Shoo Ratatoskr.

Wait, what if every waifu questionnaire is carried out by a Rataoskr trying to get info on our waifus? What is she planning?

>>16737254
Atleast once every 1-2 days.

>> No.16737314

>>16737305
>"Nah, not thick enough."

>> No.16737317

>>16737305
Grab her "Treasure Chests" and say "MINE"
Joke's on you, she is already my waifu.

>> No.16737319
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16737319

>>16737251
They enjoy things that girls stereotypically don't! She'll kick your ass in a video game, and then afterward she can use her superior strength to pin you down to the bed and ride you silly because shes a fitness buff too! Afterward you can both go and pig out on burgers, all the while she ribs you for being such a sub in bed, making you all flustered, you try to defend yourself and tell her she just looks too good in boxer briefs and a tanktop and you got lost in her well toned stomach muscles, simply letting your guard down! It's okay though, because you get your revenge later by convincing her to wear a frilly summer dress that's totally out of the norm for her!

>> No.16737321

>>16737305
Tell her I need an adult.
>>16737317
This guy wins.

>> No.16737322

>>16737294
>this makes the Anubis flustered

She looks like the kind of girl who's at the top of the class and is just a huge over achiever. Ganna ask her out!

>> No.16737323

>>16737313
>Wait, what if every waifu questionnaire is carried out by a Rataoskr trying to get info on our waifus? What is she planning?

I don't know, but she better watch out, because I'm going to bury my face in her tail.

>> No.16737324

>>16737305
Plant a kiss on her lips and tell her hat if I'm hears, she should be okay with me tongue dancing with her.

She should be fine with it, everyone knows dragons are kiss sluts.

>> No.16737327

>>16737305
Submit instantly then assume the slut position ready for her to amazoness position me.

>> No.16737329

>>16737298
I'll make sure of it. She'll have the largest rear ever, I'd cultivate it like a damn garden! Nothing but 'straight to her thighs and butt' food for her.

>> No.16737331

>>16737305
Submit to my Dragon overlord! My body belongs to her!~

>> No.16737335

>>16737329
That would be grand.
Plenty of skirts, spats, and tight fitting clothes?

Gonna tell her not to worry whenever she asks if its too big?

>> No.16737336

>>16737321
A man needs to know how to handle his dragon wife after all!

>> No.16737339

>>16737335
>Implying that she would care if her ass was big
Your dick is going to spend most of it's time inside it, why worry about how much cushion she's got?

>> No.16737340
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16737340

Would your MG waifu cosplay for you? I want a squirrel wife who yells "Planet Crusher!" while she squeezes my dick with her insides.

>> No.16737342

>>16737305
Say "Shaft" and moonwalk away.

>> No.16737347

>>16737322
Do it anon. Write her on her schedule "will you go out with me?"

>>16737313
She takes notes and send them to our waifus. They masturbate to those thoughts.

>> No.16737349

>>16737347
No, write on her schedule "date with anon".

>> No.16737350

>>16737335
Almost entirely skirts or way too small fitting short-shorts. The occasional way-too-tight jeans that rip almost instantly as she puts them on. Also this >>16737339. I'd want her to just get more and more teasing with it. Almost always having it squash me either up against something or down onto something. The more pressure the better, the more I feel it wobbling on top the better!

>> No.16737352

>>16737340
I'm going to bust a nut inside that Squirrel!

>> No.16737355

>>16737340
My waifu cosplays and roleplays during sex most of the time.
Sometimes she even uses potions to temporarily change her body type.
Her favorites are Morrigan, Shamsiel, and Ladydevimon.

>> No.16737356

>>16737339
This is a correct statement.

>>16737350
Good man.
The only question is What's the limit?

>> No.16737360

>>16737350
>I'd want her to just get more and more teasing with it.
So you want her to ask you about how much you love her fat jiggly ass as it bounces up and down on your dick?
Do you want her to bend over backwards so you can see her smug upside down grin and her sharp teeth?

>> No.16737361

>>16737347
I sure will! I'd even put it in her timeframe where she's free at 7-9am so we can go on a date then.

>>16737349
That might be a bit too forceful for me. I wanna take it a little more gently with her.

>> No.16737364

>>16737340
She's big into roleplaying and even makes scripts.

>> No.16737370

>>16737361
No no no anon. You have to put it at night.

That way after the date if she accepts she sleeps thinking about you and possible end up having a dream with you in it. The next day you will be in her mind at all times so she'll end up putting you here and there in her schedule accidentally.

>> No.16737376

>>16737370
Sounds like a great idea! Damn must feel nice knowing a MG is dreaming and constantly thinking of you like that. I couldn't wait until we'd have our second date, maybe I'd book it even later so I'd have to possibly carry the poor tired girl home.

>> No.16737380

>>16737356
When it becomes highly recommended for her to use two chairs when she sits down and when doorframes start feeling a bit tight as she passes her hips through them, then we can just start to talk about possible limits.
>>16737360
Fuck yes and yes. I want her to randomly appear in front of me and snicker as she shoves her colossal ass in my face saying there's a 'wide detour'. I want her to crush me with it's weight on my chest while humming to herself as I frantically try to tap out from underneath, only for her to smugly smile and grind me further into the couch below her. I want her to slap it and play with it as she bends over in front of the Television only to disappear when I try to get up and spank her. And I want her to always refer to it as her 'big fat cat ass' or other such phrases to remind me how overbearing and wonderfully thick it is until I can't take it any more and she proceeds to absolutely wear me out with it.

>> No.16737382

>>16737376
You wouldn't be the one to book it, silly. I hope you would be ready to see an Anubis work really hard because she would schedule a whole day just to "Spend time with Anon" This may include night time, but you are not supposed to know that.

>> No.16737387

>>16737380
My brother.
I could only imagine a cheshire nervously laughing if she stumbled upon my porn history.

Because she'll know whats coming

>> No.16737389

>>16737102
>"You're wrong! Pessimist Anon is secretly a romantic who wants to be loved and have a family! He's the cutest boy and my husband!"
>"Lol, who wants a loser when there's all sorts of better, happier men to choose from? Shit taste."

>> No.16737390

>>16737380
She'll be teasing you with lap dances, facesitting and all sorts of lewd things until the full moon.
Then she'll rape you hard and fast all night long.
The sound of your moans and the slapping of her big fat cat ass against your hips will be accompanied by her pornstar-esque moans and the sight of your cum leaking out of her vice-grip pussy.

>> No.16737395

>>16737382
That's cute, I'd love to spend a whole day with a cutie like her. Maybe at some point in the day she'd let me hold her big meaty paw. Warms my heart imagining all the cute things we'd do together. Pulls at the heart strings quite abit aswell.

>> No.16737400

>>16737340
Oh, absolutely! She and our daughteru love wearing magical girl outfits form our daughteru's favorite TV shows, and they both also like maid cosplay and nurse cosplay. Sometimes my waifu would wear very frilly and covering pastel-colored latex lolita dresses too, but only ever in the privacy of our home.

My waifu also does a fantastic cosplay of Asuna from SAO.

>> No.16737404

Maybe that drunk mod had the right idea after all.

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>>16737340
Shoggoth wife as Double
Kunoichi wife as Valentine
Jiangshi wife as Squigly

>> No.16737408

>>16737400
>spoiler

Jeez KDF didn't know your waifu had such shit taste in anime. Just kidding man

>> No.16737413

>>16737340
We'd probably do some Jojo cosplay. Please no judge

>> No.16737415

>>16733947
Once I stop binge watching Doctor Who.

>> No.16737417

>>16737390
Dear god yes, I need this. I want her natural resting state to be either giving me a lapdance or facesitting me or laying down while I just bury my hands or face in her massive ass in a massage while she smugly stares back.
And that full moon night will only be a success if the damage report is a completely shattered bedframe, several holes in the drywall from her power-bottoming me back through it, multiple broken floortiles in the bathroom, no less than five cracked chairs, and a trail of cumstains from overflow dragged all across every room in the house.
To the point that after it's all said and done and she wakes up with me spooning her jiggly fat rump, even she drops the teasing attitude for a bit to apologize for going a bit overboard.
To which I'd spank the side of her ass as hard as possible and kiss her ear before saying there's no such thing.
Comfy cuddlesex/lapdancesex/sleepy smothering the rest of the day with delivery comfort food and videogames and movies.
Perfect.

>> No.16737418

>>16737413
Would your waifu be the Stand?

>> No.16737420

tfw no ratatoskr gf to cosplay as Suigintou, Shaltear or Kuroneko.

>> No.16737424

>>16737420
>Shaltear
More like Flattear Boobfallen, am I right?

>> No.16737425

>>16737395
Make sure to do that spoiler and surprise her. Show her that there are more than just schedules in the world and surprises can be nice as well.

Especially if it's a confession coming from you.

>> No.16737429

>>16737418
Yes.
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Anubis

>> No.16737430

>>16737424

Yeah but she's still very cute.

>> No.16737432

>>16737408
It's fine anon, I'm aware of my taste. It's just that I used to consider Asuna as my waifu many many yeas ago, until I realized what having a real waifu actually felt like.

>> No.16737434

>>16737389
>who wants to be loved and have a family! He's the cutest boy and my husband!"
that tengu better go over there and make a family with him

>> No.16737436

>>16737429
Now that's what I call a close shave!

>> No.16737441

>>16737340
My waifu would transform into a dragon so we could have dragon slaying battles. It would feel pretty cool.

>> No.16737444

>>16737417
You'd better watch out when she starts wanting kids.
Then her resting state's going to be your dick in her pussy or between her asscheeks to get you hard.

>> No.16737446

>>16737425
How about this.

Laying on her bed at the end of the night, just talking about things with the light still on. Then I suddenly turn to her and tell her how much I love her and want to be with her, I'd tell her that I want to be on her schedule with her. I want to be there for her and always love her. Then I'd go on listing all the things I love about her, never getting to the end because the list is way too long. And I know it sounds selfish but I could use her help improving my life aswell.

>> No.16737450

>>16737432
You're just full of juicy secrets arent you?
I get what you say though, monstergirl waifus are on a whole different level from regular anime character waifus.

>> No.16737455

>>16737450
>spoiler

And significantly better.

>> No.16737456

>>16737434
But that's talking to a real boy. It's weird.

>> No.16737465

>>16737450
>You're just full of juicy secrets arent you?
If you say so anon, though I absolutely agree with your spoiler. Compared to my Kobold waifu, that was basically a crush.

>>16737455
Definitely agree with this too.

>> No.16737471

>>16737444
Its a sacrifice I'd certainly be willing to make.

>> No.16737490 [SPOILER] 
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16737490

I want Baphomet, Lilim, Dragon, and Pharaoh Onee sans to tenderly dom me all at once until I become a semi broken wreck. Then cuddles.

>> No.16737494

>>16737490
I want to know when you're getting a commission of this, you wanker.

>> No.16737495

>>16737490
That's quite the rare harem. But nice anon.

>> No.16737498

>>16737446
Well anon, I can surely say that everything she had planned for her life would suddenly fly by the window. Every schedule from now on would include things with you as well as your own little schedule. Her mind would be a complete mess at the time and the only thing she would be able to say is yes, followed by jumping and cuddling you.

>> No.16737505

I want a Ratatoskr to use a tarot deck and a series of moral dilemmas to determine my destiny!

>> No.16737519

>>16737498
>I can surely say that everything she had planned for her life would suddenly fly by the window.

Not him but I can just imagine an Anubis having to give up the life she dreamed of for some random guy who feel in love with her at school.

Guess she can say goodbye to Harvard.

>> No.16737523

>>16734304
When is the wedding?

>> No.16737530

>>16737519
In a good way, Anon. She could always reject him if she wanted to but she would rather be happy by his side. Pluse she'll make sure that he won't be dragging her down.

>> No.16737537

>>16737490
That's a cute fantasy.

Personally I want Manticore, Apophis, Hellhound and Ushi-Oni onee-sans to gently dominate me, knowing that if the four of them went all out they would completely break me.
I would let each one go all out on me once on a week but only one at a time to prevent them feeling guilty.

>> No.16737536

>>16737444
>Spend the entire day getting milked by her greedy puffy pussy as she smothers you with her titanic ass against the couch
>If you ever get soft she just switches to squashing it with her booty and hotdogging you until you're up and ready to enter her drooling cunt again
>By the end of the day when she finally gets up there's a sloppy sticky mess of cum and her juices all over her ass and thighs and pooled around your lap
>Doffs you in the face with her tail before dragging you to the shower to start round two
Dehydration is a fucking hell of a way to go.

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>>16737494
I would if I knew who to go to for the best quality.>
>16737495
Thank you. I'd devote every breathing moment to ease their heavy burdens of leadership! Back rubs and all!

>> No.16737542
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>>16737523

>> No.16737547

>>16734680
Wait, did the first one get an English release?

>> No.16737558

>>16737530
>Anon had a huge crush on the over achieving and smart Anubis girl at his school
>Knew she was going places but never wanted to ask her out because of fear of rejection
>Feared if she accepted he'd just weigh her down and she could never complete her life goals
>Anon never got to confess his love
>10 years later anon is sitting at home in his messy and unorganised apartment when he sees her on the news for achieving something amazing
>Tears roll down his face

>> No.16737568

>>16737490
>Baphomet
>Onee

>> No.16737571

>>16737498
I'd accept my cuddle fate and hug the girl I loved!

>>16737519
I'd make sure she got the life she wanted and did all the things she wished she could do. I'd never be just weight on her back, I'd try my best not to.

>>16737530
>Pluse she'll make sure that he won't be dragging her down.

I'd love to live by the schedule and do whatever she told me to do. Dragging her down is what I'd fear most though.

>> No.16737573

>>16737558
No stop, you'll give the anubis fag bad thoughts!

>> No.16737586

>>16737573
Too late. Hits like a sledge hammer to the chest.

Atleast she got the life she wanted.

>> No.16737593

>>16737558
I come here to escape the sad reality of my life, not read fictionalized versions of it

>> No.16737597

>>16737558
That's my current state, though I'm working on that in another 10 years I would become successful enough to be able look her in the eyes.

"All these years, I worked hard so I could catch up on you."

>> No.16737611

>>16737586
How do you know that's the life she wants? Maybe she goes back to her condo every night alone, stressed about her workload and all the expectations others place on her. Maybe she dreams of living a quieter, simpler life out in the countryside with her husband and their kids.

Maybe she even dreams that her husband is that cute, quiet boy from highschool she had a crush on but was too afraid to approach, since she didn't want to scare him off.

>> No.16737621

>>16737611
Muh heart. I can't take it!

That's why I'd ask the cute Anubis out and then confess at the end of our special day. Ganna live a happy life with her!

>> No.16737684
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16737684

How patriotic is too patriotic?

>> No.16737704

>>16737684
Probably when she starts saying "I do this in the name of [insert country/demon realm name here]!"

>> No.16737705

>>16737547
Where have you been?

>> No.16737727
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>>16737684
When they start handing out the flyers.

>> No.16737733

>>16737704
thats cute. I would fight alongside her.

>> No.16737734

>>16737727
That's the kind of flyer I'd kindly hand back saying I ain't interested.

The Chief God is all I need

>> No.16737739

>>16737727
Ilassa a shit

>> No.16737746

>>16737727
I would go there just because Ilassa is my weakpoint lilim.

>>16737739
She is pretty trash isn't she? Makes me want to rape her.

>> No.16737752

>>16737746
She shouldn't even be called a Lilim.

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>>16737547
Yes, by Seven Sea. It features updated art for a number of girls like lamia, harpy, devil bug, etc.

And it was so successful that Volume 2 got scheduled to be released by Seven Seas for later this year.

>> No.16737774

Anyone know who did that Druella/oclillim 3some picture? I almost want to throw money at them to draw that druella again.

>> No.16737786

>>16737746
>Makes me want to rape her.
That's what she wants.

>> No.16737787

>>16737536
Endurance enhancers exist for a reason anon.
Just imagine that Cheshire giving you an Holstaur milk laced kiss.

>> No.16737790

>>16737727
>Help us build the future
>Not Join the Ruinous Powers Today!

>> No.16737805

>>16737786
What a coincidence.

>> No.16737810

>>16737727
>>16737739
Lilims, once again, are SHIT!

>> No.16737814

>>16737774
Here you go anon.
http://imgur.com/OItKvFV

Quite the lewd scene isn't it? Don't you just wish you were that guy?

>> No.16737818
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16737818

>>16737762
When is KC going to release the digital versions of the updated girls

>> No.16737824

>>16737787
>Chugs holstaur milk and snowballs half of it to you throughout the day
>At several points even turns around so you can fuck facing her as her booty smashes against your thighs and knees, feeding you various regular foods as well as stamina enhancing foods and mushrooms throughout
>Finally collapse in bed wheezing but survived as she rubs her cum-gorged womb smiling
>"Not bad today, hun. And just think, only two more weeks of this to go until we know for sure if you've knocked me up~!"
>groan as she lovingly curls up on top of you with her ass in your face and your dick in her mouth so she can suck on it while she sleeps
Voracious!

>> No.16737833

>>16737810
>Implying Ilassa should be called a Lilim

>> No.16737834

>>16737814
I've already got the image; I just need that druella in missionary or cowgirl POV.

>> No.16737835

>>16737568
Baphomets can be Onee san material. It's just a rarity! I want her to take me in the amazon position till I beg her to stop.

>> No.16737843

>>16737834
Eehh? I've never heard of that one. Although if another anon has it, my impending fap would greatly thank you.

>> No.16737850

>>16737835
We are talking about a rare, big bapho right? Not a small one.

>> No.16737856

>>16737850
Yes indeed. Probably chugged some Holstaur milk for milky 69 paizuri.

>> No.16737858
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>>16737824
There's been a severe drought in art pertinent to fat Cheshire booty.

>> No.16737865

>>16737856
Then it's fine. More Baphomets should follow her example and become big girls, maybe that way they can find husbands.

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I want a yandere cat.

>> No.16737875
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16737875

>>16737858
This is both true and very, very troublesome. We're in dire need of fat cat butt art.

>> No.16737877

>>16737858
It it just me who loves a chesire's big fluffy paws and her cute little shoes. I just want to kiss her shoes.

Some would say her butt is spankable, I say it's sniffable.

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16737885

>>16737790
That's a different poster

>> No.16737889

>>16737885
I wanna fuck that bird.

Gonna fuck that bird.

>> No.16737890

>>16737877
Her butt is everything-able, hence it's need to be fat to serve all its functions adequately. But true, she's surprisingly /fa/ even if it's a bit wonderland-goofy. If she could stop being such a teasing jokester for five minutes I bet she could pull off a suave high-class gig pretty well.

>> No.16737904

>>16737889
計画通り

>> No.16737913

>>16737890
Ganna talk fashion with a Chesire!

>> No.16737914

>>16737890
>But true, she's surprisingly /fa/ even if it's a bit wonderland-goofy.
How /fa/ are other members of her race?

>> No.16737917

>>16737904
>計画通り
Don't you fucking Keikaku at me, Tzeentchfucker.

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>>16737885
Birdgirl best chaos girl.
Parrot Harpy mage a CUTE!

>> No.16737932
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16737932

>>16737913
I wonder if she'd actually be bewildered for a moment if you told her that her outfit was very fetching. She may tease you twice as hard afterward, but I bet it would stick.
>>16737914
Well I mean I was talking about Cheshires as a whole, or do you mean Wonderlanders in general? I suppose the Mad Hatter is also pretty well dressed in its own weird way. Maybe I'm not the best judge on these things though.

>> No.16737933

>>16737254
The minimum would be at least three times a day

>> No.16737934
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Ah...
I want to bow at and rub faces with our bodies wide apart with a Shoebill Girl before proceeding to lovingly fill her cloaca in the lotus position.

>> No.16737940

>>16734753
25$ really is cheap, are there even any cheaper artists out there?

>> No.16737942

>>16737932
I hope she does tease me. It's worth it for getting to call her outfit cute.

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16737943

>>16737874
What exactly is that in the foreground?

>> No.16737946

>>16737940
If you search you can find 5$ artists.

>> No.16737951
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>>16737923
>Lady of Change best girl
>Not Khornettes
>Not Nurglettes doting on you and being more Dryad-like
>A fucking bird

>> No.16737955

>>16737943
Looks like one of those purple carrots after you rinse it under a tap.

>> No.16737958

>>16737951
Khornettes are pretty stupid.

>> No.16737959

>>16737951
Khornettes are mean bullies.
Nurglettes are just Komodos with STD's.

>> No.16737960

>>16737865
Loli Baphos are fine too. I'm just a man slut for femdom. But only for the waifus after they break me down from being flustered and embarresed to a sloppy mess.

>> No.16737962

>>16737955
I wonder why she would be so happy to see a carrot?

>> No.16737964

>>16737843
It doesnt exist. Hence, I want to throw money at the artist.

>> No.16737971

>>16735800
Where are those two images from?

>> No.16737970

>>16737958
>>16737959
>All this hating on Khornettes
>When one of Khorne's alternate names is literally Chron
>Chron as in CROM
t. FUCKERS WHO CAN'T INTO THE RIDDLE OF STEEL

>> No.16737975

>>16737970
Should'a though more about the riddle of bone, if you know what I mean.

>> No.16737976

>>16737942
>next time she shows up to tease you she noticeably waits a bit and turns apprehensively to show you that she's made some adjustments to her outfit in the hopes that you'll notice
>then proceeds to tease, taunt, flaunt, and face-ass you as if nothing changed
>But if you say that you notice and like the changes she'd made, she'd make even more the next time
>over time even nervously asks you if you think she actually has a talent for it and admits she may have always wanted to try fashion design
The sweetest things in life are the ones that take time to develop.

>> No.16737984

>>16737962
She knows it's an ingredient of her beloved buns.

>> No.16737987

>>16737951
>Lady of Change, Big, multicolored bird winged kinda harpies that are himederes who create intricate plots to get you to spoil them or go on dates
>Bloodthirsters are tall, batwinged girls with curling horns, cloven hooves and a shit ton of muscle. They battle sex you all evening and are cute tomboys
>Lady's of Decay are BIG, SOFT, motherly girls who constantly dote on their husbands and enjoy caring for him when he gets one of a multitude of lewd monster girl viruses.
>Keepers of Secrets are the total, personal sluts to their husbands and keep themselves as 15/10s for their husbands by incorporating fetishes.

>> No.16737988

>>16737976
Ganna support that Chesire and tell her I believe she can do it! Ganna tell her she's great at it aswell.

>> No.16737989

>>16737970
They are still extremelly stupid.

>> No.16737990

>>16737970
>watch Conan with a Lizardman or Salamander
>get amped as FUCK
>Run around town beating the shit out of people
>get chased by the cops
>throw rocks at Centaur girls
>get arrested
>still 'da da da'ing the theme in the back of the paddywagon
>go home the next day
>still a bit amped
>have sex
>pass out
Fun stuff.

>> No.16737996

>>16737987
>himederes who create intricate plots to get you to spoil them or go on dates
This is literally the best thing in the world.

>> No.16738000

>>16737988
Would be adorable to see a normally smug Cheshire nervously biting her nails and tapping her foot backstage at her first fashion show where her outfits are on display hoping that everything goes well.
So I hear that's a stressful cut-throat career. She'd need a lot of relaxation and stress relief leading up to shows.

>> No.16738004

>>16735851
Do a 720 and walk past her

>> No.16738011

>>16737996
You say that now but you do know she's going to go through intricate plots just to figure out if you like flat chests or big ones.

>> No.16738012

>>16737990
https://youtu.be/LckJTjGtz2M?t=61

>I have never prayed to you before
>I have no tongue for it
>No one, not even you, will remember if I was a good man or bad
>Why I fought, or if I was victorious
>All that matters is that one stood up against many. That's what's important!
>Valor pleases you, so grant me one request.
>Grant me satisfaction! And if you do not listen, TO HELL WITH YOU!
>Anon standing there on the Mounds while a horde of sex-hungry Salamanders and Lizardmen can feel the pure, unadulterated spirit energy of BARBARIAN on the winds
>They still tell tale of what transpired that day, whether or not the lone Barbarian drove his would-be suitors before him, and heard the lamentations of their battered and bruised forms.
>Though many know the truth, that for every one out of the hundred he smote, they gave themselves to his passions, for strength begets strength.
>A new Dawn.
>A new Age.
>The Riddle of Steel survives.

>> No.16738013

>>16737984
So she needs one to put buns in the oven?

>> No.16738014

>>16735851
Sound myself with one of her her spider legs while masturbating with her hair.

>> No.16738019

>>16738012
Salamander!
What is best in life?

>> No.16738023

>>16738000
Going to give her all the massages for her relaxation and give her supportive thumbs up to tell her it will go great.

>> No.16738024

>>16738011
I'm going to spoil her intricate plot by blurting out that I love the kind that she has.

>> No.16738026

>>16737971
errr, Yami no Kensoku there's futa in it

>> No.16738028

>>16738013
Yes, lots and lots of them, every day.

>> No.16738032

>>16738019
Two salamanders.

>> No.16738033
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16738033

>>16736295
That artist appears to have drawn an entire series of MG's. There's even a sea slime.

>> No.16738036

>>16738012
https://youtu.be/xyDKezDLGTM?t=1m24s

>> No.16738043

>>16738033
He loves loli monster girls and draws a ton of them. I believe he has a pixiv too.

>> No.16738045

>>16738024
Expect a blushing bird as you flat out ruin her plans by telling her exactly what she wants to hear.

She knew this could happen but it was so far down the list that she discounted it.

>> No.16738056

>>16738033
They're actually not that bad, and I love petite bodies.

>> No.16738057

>>16738045
I'm going to abuse her flustered state to princess carry her to the bed and gently molest her by lovingly caressing her breasts and whispering how beautiful she is in every way in her ear repeatedly.

>> No.16738068

>>16738012
FUCK time for a rewatch

>> No.16738074

>>16736295
That poor little Wendigo needs to cover up

>> No.16738076
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16738076

>>16737987
>who create intricate plots to get you to spoil them or go on dates
What if I whisper in her ear that I'll spoil her all the time, without her having to make plots as I nibble on them

>> No.16738082

>>16738057
Just remember that once they go from tzeentchettes to Lady's that they go up a few feet until they're about 6 or 7.

>>16738076
You hear the sound of water splash.

>> No.16738089

>>16738076
>You're just no fun sometimes, you know that?

>> No.16738090

>>16738023
But what happens when her styles get so popular a Lilim requests a custom outfit from her and she nearly has a panic attack as she relays the news to you?

>> No.16738091

>>16738082
She'll still have those hollow bird bones and sleek figure to allow flight. I'll still handle her like a delicate flower.

>> No.16738095 [SPOILER] 
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16738095

Paladin-chan is best girl.

>> No.16738098

>>16737987
I need a hero to write one of these girls, I don't care which one. Except the Slaaneshi one because fuck off to /d/ with that.

>> No.16738105

>>16738095
Of course she is. She can become any monster we want.

>> No.16738107

>>16738095
Why?

>> No.16738112

>>16738095
Agreed, the most pure are always the best to corrupt. Its not about how deep they go, its about how far they fall!

>> No.16738116

>>16738091
You actually don't have to worry about hurting her, her immense magical power actually makes her far stronger and tougher than her appearance.

>> No.16738120

>>16738082
>>16738089
I want to fluster a tzeenchette daemonette to the point where she makes incomprehensible bird noises!

>> No.16738122

>>16738116
I'll still do it, because doting on her is fun and gentle slow sex is the best.

>> No.16738127

>>16738120
Takes a lot to boggle a mind as grand as hers.

>>16738122
Do you expect a lot of blushing?

>> No.16738129

>>16738090
Then it's time to break out the scented candles, oil and compliments. It's best to calm her first so she can just think about the situation and not panic. I'll tell her I'm always there to give her support and no matter what it will look amazing.

>> No.16738141

>>16738127
I'll expect her to:
>Protest about being a powerful archmage as I pick her up and carry her to the bed.
>Blush as I stare into her eyes and hold her wings throughout the act
>Chirp uncontrollably into my mouth as I kiss her just as my semen washes down her cloaca
>Admit that she loves it just like that when I cuddle her face to my chest and sniff her hair afterwards

>> No.16738149

>>16738095
>frfr
No.

>> No.16738152

>>16738095
I want to defeat a Paladin-chan and take her as my plushie slave. I'll cuddle her to sleep every night!

>> No.16738160

>>16738095
I want to have a haughty Paladin I suck up to and who never actually takes any interest in me

>> No.16738162

>>16738095
Paladins are okay. I wish they focused on being serious rather than losing.

>> No.16738164

>>16738095
Things must be awkward between paladin-chan and monster girls
How is she supposed to purge anything if all they do is literally fuck around?

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>>16738149
>Mocking the man who made Queen Harpies and Queen Mermaid
>And Nekomata

There's something wrong with you.

>> No.16738170

>>16738164
Must be awkward being a Paladin Chan since you see so many happy monster girl and human boy couples that it challenges your morality and makes you question if what you're doing is right.

>> No.16738175

>>16738170
thats one of kc's fallen maiden's story irc

>> No.16738189

>>16738170
>Paladin-chan scouts the streets for criminal scum
>She hears screams from a dark alley
>She rushes there hoping it's not too late
>A man is violently pounding a Holstaur from behind while beating up her tits
>Paladin-chan doesn't know what is most shameful, that perverted display or the fact that it aroused her

>> No.16738197

>>16738189
http://imgur.com/a/wtsn5
>"Help, Help!"
>"...Bessie needs more punishment, Bessie's been a bad, bad girl~! Help Bessie learn her lesson, daddy!"

>> No.16738198

>>16738189
Deep down, every paladin-chan is perverted.

>> No.16738199

>>16738175
If I'm honest, the fallen maiden stories kinda confused me. But I'm pretty stupid so that's probably why. And the backstory of them just made me even more confused.

The only thing I got out of it was "The Order always loses"

>> No.16738205

>>16738129
You're a great man. Though in a stroke of genius, she may realize that she's at her most focused and able to utilize her mind best after being pumped full of spirit energy. Hopefully you'll oblige her.

>> No.16738212

>>16738189
Paladins are for corrupting and then turned into loving partners to their husband who love them back equally.

See, corruption isn't a bad thing. It's just making you love that person you already love even more! And you can have such a happy life together.

Why doesn't the Chief God just give up? Doesn't she see how happy the monster girl and human boy couples are?

>> No.16738217

>>16738212
They're not being happy in the right way dammit.

>> No.16738224

>>16738205
If that's what she needs, I'd give it to her. Although I'd probably need to have that instinct and urge built up inside me so she'd need to do some sexual teasing.

>> No.16738229

>>16738212
Nope. Paladins are for having normal and vanilla relationships with and then giving birth to human boys and girls.

>> No.16738233

>>16738198
Oh course they are. They have to deal with lewd, seductive monstergirls pleasing and controlling men in ways impossible for a human, and they're forbidden from seeking relationships.

>> No.16738234

>>16738217
Oh yeah! Silly me I forgot we always have to be in fear of being eaten or killed by monsters instead of raising a happy family while having plenty of passionate sex with our monster partners. How could I be so stupid?

And just to think a few months ago I thought the Chief god's message wasn't all that bad. That is until a demonfag put it in the right way and now I understand.

>> No.16738238

>>16738224
>Tell her that
>Her face goes from an innocent grateful smile into the most twisted, smug, sinister grin you've ever even been capable of imagining
>Kisses your cheek before telling you that come midnight, you're in for both the best and worst day of your entire life, then disappears in a puff of purple smoke, a sadistic 'Ufufufufu!' lingering in the air behind her
I hope you're ready, anon. She's got the full arsenal of wonderland and intricate knowledge of all of your fetishes behind her.
You gon' get TEASED.

>> No.16738239

>>16738229
>Paladins are for dead bedrooms
Fixed.

She'll always have an excuse.

>> No.16738240

>>16738175
That's right, MGE plays heavily on the fact that monster girls are good and that most humans are too so that they will eventually stop fighting
I recall a few paragraphs about how heroes are not able to seriously fight monster girls because they are obviously not evil and don't mean any harm

>>16738199
>"The Order always loses"
That's true, but there is also an emphasis on how corrupted and rotten the Order is at its source
Mimiru, Wilmarina and I assume Francisca all had miserable lives because of the Order, and Lescatie is a mess with orphans and poor people living in horrible conditions while others live in utter luxery

I'd say 99% of the Order are just kind humans trying to protect their friends and family, but that remaining 1% is absolute cancer that ruins lives and whole societies

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>>16738234
Don't mind me, just passing by being smug~

>> No.16738250

>>16738229
I want to have a vanilla relationship with a Paladin-chan as an Incubus and cumflate her every day in the lotus position until she becomes corrupted.

>> No.16738252

>>16738240
Atleast the girls got happy sex filled endings.

And you're right about the Order. Realistically you need a good flayering if you think joining the Order is the best option. If anything I'd only ever want to be raised in the Order so I can look more innocent and pure to monster girls. Ready for one to give me a good loving.

>> No.16738258

>>16738240
The only reason 100% of the monster girls aren't the cancer that will cause both humans and monsters to go extinct just by existing and producing more demonic energy is OOC word of god, though.

>> No.16738262

>>16738250
She'll never love a foul creature like an Incubus.

>> No.16738265

>>16738245
>Can't actually recall how many times a Demon fag has brought me over to a different side of the argument. The more corrupted side.

How do they do it? Hell I remember one of them managed to turn an anon who didn't want to be incubized into a full incubus slut. They really are like their waifus.

>> No.16738267

>>16738258
So, too, is that limited knowledge that they might do so
The vast majority of humanity isn't even aware of the change in DLs or how Monsters are now Monstergirls

>> No.16738268

>>16738239
>Dead bedrooms
You clearly don't know that you can still have nice and happy sex with a paladin.

>>16738250
You are probably going to be stabbed with holy silver and cut until all the corruption goes away. don't worry anon. It would hurt a lot at first but it's for your own good.

>> No.16738273

>>16738238
Ganna Awaken all my animal urges when she starts rubbing her butt on my crotch. I have a need to breed!

>> No.16738275
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>>16738250
I'd rather get my massive incubus dick trampled by a cute Paladin-chan's boots.

>> No.16738278

>>16738268
Unfortunately sex would break her paladin vows, thus instantaneously stripping her of her abilities and rendering her not a Paladin.
Divine-based powers are a bitch.

>> No.16738282

>>16738240
>they are obviously not evil and don't mean any harm
There is seriously no hope for the order.

>>16738265
Is not how they do it, it's how weak willed people are.

>> No.16738283

I just want to become a Paladin with tattoos that seal away all forms of lust and urges to reproduce.

Is that so much to ask? To seal away part of my human nature so I can focus on becoming a veritable god?

>> No.16738286

>>16738265
One of them is supposedly a legit psychologist and does a lot of the 'pro corruption' stuff
Though I've seen both him and the childhood friend one at it sometimes on people even working in tandem

>> No.16738287

>>16738275
Sounds hot. Guess really it's the only time a Paladin will ever show something near a monster who's boss. Go on anon, let her show you the might of humanity under her little boot.

>> No.16738288

>>16738262
My love for her is so pure that she'll come around to me.

>>16738268
>stabbed with holy silver and cut until all the corruption goes away
This is only okay if she drains it out my dick.

Being drained of my corruption by standing intercruraling my beloved Paladin-chan every day would be a dream come true!

>> No.16738298

>>16738265
[Smug intensifies]
>>16738286
>Though I've seen both him and the childhood friend one at it sometimes on people even working in tandem
It was completely just by accident too, but hilarious. He's a real cool dude.

>> No.16738300

>>16738286
It's kinda scary when you think about it.

>>16738282
I dunno anon. They make pretty good arguments that are hard to refute.

>> No.16738301

>>16738275
Cruelty really is their strong suit. A monster would never truly hurt you, but a human has no such limitations.
No kiddie gloves when a paladins interrogating you.

>> No.16738316

>>16738287
>>16738301
I want to repeatedly pretend to be defeated by her and trampled by her rough metal boots until I come and then "barely" escaping before she can capture me, and then one time blurt out that I love her while she's stepping on my dick.

>> No.16738317

>>16738316
>So what?

>> No.16738318

>>16738316
>then one time blurt out that I love her while she's stepping on my dick.
>How to get a Paladin Chan to stomp harder: The Post

>> No.16738332
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16738332

If being faithful to the Order landed you some weird crazy great angel puss I might be a bit more understanding, yet here we are

>> No.16738334

>>16738298
Kinda makes me imagine you two enjoying live action corruption with your waifus. Maybe a pure little Chief God worshiping boy thrown in with a girl like a werewolf? Or a succubus? Depending on how rough you want to see.

>> No.16738336

>>16738288
No, she'll chain you to a wall and stab your stomach no matter how much you scream. You'll ne pure and after that you'll finally be a\ble to have sex with her.

>>16738300
I mean, if you say that "Lol you can live forever in happiness" of course many dummies are going to fall for it.

>> No.16738349

>>16738317
As expected of a Paladin-chan. It doesn't get more cruel and painful than that.

>>16738318
>Paladin-chan jumping up and down stomping on my glans like she's cumbstomping it
I wouldn't be able to control myself. I'd spring up rock hard after every stomp and I'd end up cumming like a volcano up in the air and hitting her breastplate with it.

>> No.16738352

>>16738336
Like I said, it's hard to refute.

Imagine it like this
>Live a pure life in the Order
>Suffering citizens and miserable lives

>Live a happy life with a monster girl
>Eternal happiness and pleasure you couldn't possibly think of while your monster wife snuggles up to you side.

>> No.16738360

>>16738334
I'd be lying if the thought of having a couple of 'foxhunts' where Order POWs are released and a bit later a pack of Hellhounds are sent out to give chase to them hasn't crossed my mind before. Or bets on how long it takes for a Succubus or Imp or Devil to break a particularly troublesome paladin or hero being kept in captivity in the pleasure dungeons.

>> No.16738368
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>Monstergirls are stronger than humans
>The strong must protect the weak

Why don't you have a strong waifu?

>> No.16738370

>>16738360
>having a couple of 'foxhunts' where Order POWs are released and a bit later a pack of Hellhounds are sent out to give chase

I'd willing let myself get caught by the Demon army if I knew I'd be bound to a fate like that. I could run and hide all I like but I'm ganna get a Hellhound wife if I like it or not. That's nice.

>> No.16738375

>>16738368
I do though. And in the bedroom it's like that but sometimes it's "the weak should fear the strong" and oh boy do I get a fear boner

>> No.16738378

>>16738349
She'll just punch you in the stomach and lock you in your cell for that.

>> No.16738393

>>16738370
Well there you go. I don't see the harm in opening it up to non-POW volunteers.
Shit, there's an idea- a big annual fair where all sorts of events like that are held for all sorts of different monstergirls. Tightrope walks above a Kraken and Mershark pool, a haunted house filled with all manner of undead, a big Ferris wheel that stops when you're at the top so that harpies can come in and whisk you away, a bullring where POWs are forced to wear red and Minos and Holsts get released, gambling tables run by tanuki, magic shows run by dark mages...

>> No.16738395
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>>16738368

>MG is unfamiliar with human standards of attractiveness and beauty
>Her assumption is 'Strong things are better than weak things. Therefore, strong things are more attractive to the opposite sex. So, the stronger you are, the more attractive you are.'
>She flirts with human men by flamboyantly flexing, not-so-subtly mentioning how much she lifts, and picking things up simply because she can
>Otherwise she has a heavy stutter and knows nothing about verbal flirtation

>> No.16738398

>>16738352
You know you could just live in a human settlement away from the war and live a normal and peaceful life, right? Plus, you would still be 100% pure and human.

>> No.16738400

>>16738395
>Otherwise she has a heavy stutter and knows nothing about verbal flirtation
Way to ruin it

>> No.16738402

>>16738368
Strong waifus are great and so are weak waifus
I'm personally fond of waifus who seem weak but are actually very dangerous

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>>16738402
So, trolls?

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>>16738395
>Super musclegirl stutters and is shy
Holy shit I love it

>> No.16738413

>>16738393
Sounds like a good idea and an easy way to get a wife. What kind of attractions allow me to get a Manticore through?

>test your strength machine but if you don't get above a certain point you're deemed weak and taken away to be a loving amazoness' house husband

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>>16738407

>> No.16738427

>>16738199
I've actually had an idea to show how dickish the Order could be in a time period similar to the Crusades where people are hung for treason simply because the tailpussy effectively allows them to engage in sexual penetration without using the actual vagina. But I decided it was too cliché/edgy for the thread and scrapped it because who needs to be reminded humans are fallible and tend to be massive assholes.

>> No.16738440

>>16738413
It'd be one of those shooting galleries where you line up against a wall and a manticore tries to stick you with her barbs. They like to miss the first few to build up some tension.

>> No.16738444

>>16738413
>What kind of attractions allow me to get a manticore though?
Alright check it: It's like those dunk-a-guy things where someone sits on something and then you throw balls at a target and if it hits a bullseye the guy gets dunked in water, right?
Only in THIS version, the guy just stands on a platform some distance away, and Manticores line up behind a line, and have three tail barbs to throw at him. If they hit, they get to run down and jump the guy and suck all his cum out, but if they don't get it in three he gets to walk.
>>16738440
Top kek great minds think alike

>> No.16738447

>>16738393
>Mindflayer mind reading tent
>You lose by just going in and agreeing to letting her 'read your future'. Its a fucking mindflayer, what did you think was gonna happen?

>> No.16738449

>>16738440
>>16738444
I'm liking it, I'm liking it. Where do I sign up?

>> No.16738464

The order is so pathetic that they are just playthings now. How can the CG even keep a straight face? I bet even she has given up by now and is just playing because it's her job.

Explain why she gives blassings like candies during halloween too.

>> No.16738469

>>16738449
Two weeks only in The Lady's Demon Realm! Free admission for single men and Order POWs (like they have a choice). Couples are welcome but must pay a small fee. Bring your daughterus! There's child entertainment and babysitting as well, provided by both the Sabbath and Onee-Sabbath. This event is sponsored by the Extremist Faction.

>> No.16738471

>>16738407
How could a cutie like her possibly be dangerous just look at how innocent she is

>> No.16738476

>>16738471
I dunno man. Dat booty looks weaponized.

>> No.16738477

>>16738212
Go to bed, Druella.

>> No.16738483

>>16738368
I have one that people like ELH and Losenis have memed into existence for me. The lucid dreams are intensifying.

>> No.16738487

>>16738469
I'd definitely prefer my daughterus to be baby sat by the Onee sabbath over the sabbath.

>Onee sabbath
>"Awww look how cute she is! Come play video games with us!"

Sabbath
>"got turn yourself into a slut and ride adult male dick"

The answer is obvious

>> No.16738495

>>16738487
Don't think the Onee-sabbath is ENTIRELY innocent, anon. They're gonna try and recruit her to one day join their ranks as well, maybe even sneak her some sort of potion or food that makes her develop faster and fuller than she normally would have. Sure, the Sabbath is a bit more immediate, but the Onee-Sabbath gotta make sure they get members too.

>> No.16738502

>>16738469
What events would they have for single men seeking a Dragon wife?

>> No.16738504

>>16738495
I'd love my daughterus to grow up and have little Otoutos who love them. Also then they get a cute husband who will make a great addition to the family. A guy I'm proud to call son.

>> No.16738507

>>16738267
Technically most seem aware that monsters are now all monster girls (aside from those who consider monster realm beasts to be true monsters), its just that the Order spreads lies that monsters use their beautiful looks to trick and then eat/kill people.

>> No.16738510

>>16738444
Damn I hope a Manticore wins me and collars me there and then! I'd finally have a mistress.

>> No.16738518

>>16738398
Until a plague or bad winter/famine leads to much of your settlement dying. Living away from the conflict doesn't remove advantages of monsterization or allying with monsters.

>> No.16738519

>>16738487
Sometimes I'm glad that my daughteru would be pure.

>> No.16738521

>>16738504
Well I know where your daughteru would be staying for babysitting then! Just don't be weirded out when she comes back with a bunch of Onee-Sabbath merch in babydoll colors to help her get into the mindset of using those colors.
>>16738510
Come on down, come on down! There'd be leatherworker stalls there as well run by crafty Cyclops, I'm sure your new mistress would stop there first once she claims you. Custom embroidery too!
>>16738502
I can't quite think of one. Something to do with her hoard, but I can't think of how to liken it to a carnival game...

>> No.16738522

>>16738519
My daughterus will not be having sex until they're 18!

>> No.16738526

>>16738522
Depending on her species that would be quite hard. I would like mine to be well adjusted, so something in the range of 16 to 25 should be good for her.

>> No.16738533

>>16738521
I mean, I'd let them go join when they're the right age. Not sure about the early age brain washing sort of thing.

>> No.16738534

>>16738526
>16 to 25
I don't think you fully grasp what is considered "well adjusted" for a monster.

>> No.16738536

>>16738526
Mine belong to a species that is quite rational and don't just attack men so I'm good. That and canonically sex isn't always their priority.

>> No.16738539

>>16738533
Hey, like I said, they ain't all saints anon. Plus like >>16738534 is saying, perhaps your perception of ages related to sex when it comes to monstergirls is a bit off.

>> No.16738544

>>16738534
Mate the little thing is a dragon. Some of them live for god knows how long without having sex.

We would have waifu, grandma and aunties to at least shake away some of her proudness, but she can still go for years without finding a guy.

>> No.16738548

>>16738521
>Come on down, come on down! There'd be leatherworker stalls there as well run by crafty Cyclops, I'm sure your new mistress would stop there first once she claims you. Custom embroidery too!

This demon realm fair just sounds too perfect to be true. Guess I'd be leaving with a tall Manticore at my side and a collar around my neck that says something like "Chew Toy" on it. I'd be in pure bliss.

>> No.16738557

>>16738536
Oh, you should be fine then. Make sure that you would give her some headpats.

>> No.16738561

>>16738539
Well she definitely ain't having sex under 18. That's final.

She knows it would bring her daddy to tears if she did. And besides, once she's at the age and ready she can go off to the sorority to be with her Otouto. I'd always come to visit with my waifu.

>> No.16738566

>>16738544
It's not so much saying 'They WILL have sex at that age' as much as it is 'They MIGHT'. Sure, your daughteru may go decades or in your case centuries before connecting with a guy, but there exists a real possibility it could happen when she's as young as 9 or 10. Just sayin, you never know when THAT day will happen, the 'Mom, Dad, meet...' day.
>>16738548
Another satisfied customer! At least stay for the fireworks though. The Gremlins worked hard on it!

>> No.16738568

>>16738557
I sure will!

>> No.16738570

What events di they have for men with a powerharem?

>> No.16738579

>>16738566
Something in me is saying that the fireworks are loaded with a powder that when ignited explodes sprinkling the whole cloud with a dust causing everyone to start fucking.

>> No.16738580

>>16738561
OhoHO, you're gonna be one of THOSE dads then, huh? Just find the balance, that's all I'm sayin. You know what canonically happens to monstergirls who aren't allowed out to see other boys and only have their dad around as a male figure in their life for too long!
>>16738570
What do you mean by 'powerharem'? Like really powerful monstergirls or musclemonsters or what?

>> No.16738584

>>16738566
The chance of that happening is the same as an order member winning against a lilim. She'd treasure her body and purity just like the way papa and mama told her to.
Plus, the more she can resist the stronger she would become. That should be enough to make her stay on line.

>> No.16738589

>>16738368
I do though

>> No.16738591

>>16738580
Well. A Baphomet, Lilim, Pharaoh, and Dragon really. I'm at work and trying to find ways to occupy my fractured mind. Fuck the service industry.

>> No.16738601

>>16738580
>You know what canonically happens to monstergirls who aren't allowed out to see other boys and only have their dad around as a male figure in their life for too long!
>all those anons who would accidentally make their daughterus into fatherfuckers
Kek

>> No.16738602

>>16738580
Oh they'll have childhood friends and stuff. It's just, I don't want to see my daughterus making bad decisions and, heavens forbid, turned into sluts.

>> No.16738622

>>16738579
Whaaaaaat? Nooooooooooo.
>>16738584
>>16738602
>That should be enough to make her stay on line.
Sure, sure. A phrase I'm sure no other father has uttered before, hmmm? Good luck~!
>>16738601
Really, I'm simply trying to help people know the rules of the game they're playing in. Oh well!
>>16738591
Goodness, that would be the most particular game or event ever if there were to be one. Though the mere inclusion of a Lilim and a Pharaoh would of course make your troupe guests of honor. Luxury waited seating at all of the major events such as the 'Foxhunt' and the bullring, guard escorts, invitations to the castle ball. And of course access to the myriad of pleasure rooms within the Lady's estate. Trust me- if you can think of it, she's got a room for it.

>> No.16738636

>>16738622
I really hope they don't make daddy sad. They know how much they love their daddy and they know how much he'd appreciate them waiting until they're 18.

I know it's MGE canon and I'm sorry if I'm coming off as an idiot. I just want to protect them because I love them.

>> No.16738640

>>16738622
>Good luck~!
I don't need luck, she is a dragon. If she goes on the zombifying path I swear to god I'll throw a frail boy on her room and spike her stuff with demonic food and stuff.

>> No.16738678

>>16738636
You act like most Monsters even as 8 year old children couldn't probably solo an entire platoon of entirely ill-intending Order Paladins. There are no male monsters to worry about.They'll be fine! And they'll always know dad loves them and worries about them. Don't worry about thinking ya sound stupid. Since time immemorial fathers have been worrying about their daughters. It's natural.
>>16738640
It's all good mane. I'm just saying that if it comes to it, she's gotta make her own choice someday. And you're totally right that there's probably only a 1/10000th chance that she attaches to a guy very early in life.
But that ain't zero, is all I'm sayin, and if you land on that Jackpot (or Bankrupt, pending your view), you can either be the supportive dad or the other dad. That's all!

>> No.16738683

>>16738640
im suddenyl reminded of that episode of ugly american were that guy comes out as a zombie to his parents.

>> No.16738694

>>16738678
I just don't want them to pump and dump or be pumped and dumped. I want them to have a husband who loves them and respects them. And I'm scared shitless they'd make a bad decision. You can see where I'm coming from, right?

>> No.16738710

>>16738694
>or be pumped and dumped.
isn't there a godess in mge that punishes guys for doing that?

>> No.16738711

>>16738622
So what would you propose? Daughterus becoming sluts who fuck around at the age of 8?

>> No.16738723

>>16738678
I don't know about the other dad, but she would definitely get the other mom depending on the guy. I would cheer on for her childhood friend though. Gotta love them pure, innocent child love especially when it starts blooming with awkward moments.

>> No.16738730

>>16738622
>foxhunt
I humbly offer myself as the fox in this event.

>> No.16738731

>>16738710
Eros doesn't look fondly on the pump and dump tactic.

>> No.16738734

>>16738731
but does she do sum bout it?

>> No.16738738

>>16738731
I thought she only disliked when you hurt their feelings.

>> No.16738746

>>16738738
pump and dump implies that

>> No.16738748

>>16738734
she gets very angry with them and then she writes them a letter telling them how angry she is.

>> No.16738750

>>16738422
>Doctor Yeti we have a patient coming in for emergency care
>He has a 3 fractured tummy ticklers and lacerations on his left bumpity boo
>"Get him 20cc of cuddles and a warm scarf after his surgery"

>> No.16738756

>>16738711
I don't propose anything other than an open mind and being understanding of one's daughteru if she makes a decision at an age that by her species and overall biology of a Monster's standards would feel entirely natural and normal for her. That's not condoning or condemning, just calling a spade a spade and not trying to force it to be a club.
>>16738694
I absolutely do. Again, it's totally natural. Of course no one wants their daughteru to do anything that they might think would hurt her or make her feel bad in the long run. But again, you never truly know what's gonna happen. Of all the things Mamono mana can do, it can't force your daughteru to do everything you tell her to. For all the complaints people seem to have about how overpowered Mamono Mana is, there's perhaps a twinkling irony that it can't do that which many might think is most important.
This again isn't to say 'Lol get ready 4 ur daughter to b a slut lol', its just an exercise in open mindedness of one's daughter's independence. But that's all I'll say on this, I didn't mean to rustle jimmies.
>>16738730
There'd be many 'foxes'! No working together though, its every man for himself. Otherwise it just makes things awkward.

>> No.16738767

>>16738756
But if I want to claim my harem, I have to be the only fox!

>> No.16738771

>>16738734
I'm not entirely sure, but I'm pretty sure she can give you eternal limp dick.

>> No.16738772

>>16738767
Oooh I see. You want a PRIVATE fox hunt. Don't see why not!

>> No.16738787

I always thought that Foxhunts were where A bunch of guys with Kobold and Centaur waifus all hunt down a single lolifox.

>> No.16738791

>>16738734
I'd pump and dump Eros herself. What's she gonna do about it?

>> No.16738805

>>16738791
Eternal Limp Dick and the constant sensation of being fucked in the ass.
If you enjoy it for even one second you become an alp.

>> No.16738810

>>16738756
What does and open mindedness mean? If she comes home with a boy? I will try to keep an open mind as best as possible. But if she comes home with a boy I don't like then I just can't keep an open mind. I fully understand MGs nature at a young age and begin to sexual explore young but I don't want them to be making bad decisions. I'm still very confused.

But I'm solid when I say that if I found out she's being having sex while under 18 then she'd know it would make her daddy sad. It hurts my heart knowing that daughterus who I've loved and been loved by, girls I've raised with all blood sweat and tears, the most important 3 little pups in my life wouldn't even be able to listen to what their daddy has to say.

I mean I only have a 2 main rules I'd want my daughterus to follow.
>don't pump and dump
>Don't have sex under 18

>> No.16738826

>>16738734
>>16738791
The fuck are you? Black?

>> No.16738830

>>16738810
Well they are anubi right? I'm sure you could have your mother set up their schedule to only have sex when the time comes and they would follow it. Maybe at most you'll have promisses here and there.

Though shouldn't you lower that a bit to 16 or something?

>> No.16738834

>>16738805
>justasplanned.png

>> No.16738835

>>16738810
Why 18? Why not 37? Or 23? Or 54? Or 221? If she says you'll respect your wishes but is curious why you say 18, what do you tell her? Regardless of what you do, what do you say when she comes home frustrated at age 12 when many of her friends are having their weddings or starting their dating life or finding their husbands or some even starting to have children in some cases?

>> No.16738842

>>16738810
They're monsters though not humans
KC's monstergirls are already cosplay tier enough, I don't get why people think they'd just follow human standards for some reason

>> No.16738849

>>16738835
>what do you say when she comes home frustrated at age 12 when many of her friends are having their weddings or starting their dating life or finding their husbands or some even starting to have children in some cases?
Yeah, everyone knows that the girls who have sex early are the popular ones.

>> No.16738855

>>16738835
>Weddings at 12
Would be funny to see some of them with baby bumps.

>> No.16738862

>>16738849
Considering there's an in universe organization that is literally built around such a thing and is run by some of the most powerful and respected beings in all of Monsterdom, yeah, I imagine in many circles they are.
Why do you think Monstergirls would have the same sexual maturity ages as humans, or the same mindset or capabilities?

>> No.16738868

>>16738849
>>16738862
>KDF's daughteru is likely the most popular girl in her school
oh god.

>> No.16738870

>>16738830
Yeah you've got a point, 18 did seem a little high now I think about it. 16 seems good since she can get her and her childhood friend could get married early. Ensuring they love each other and my daughteru has a husband.

>>16738835
Well I'd tell something like how daddy loves his pups very much. Daddy worries for them and doesn't want them to be put in a very bad situation, daddy wants them to have a husband who respects and loves them and daddy thinks that you may not make the right decisions because it's your first time getting into this. I'd tell her she could marry the one boy she loves when she reaches 16 and that's a promise. Daddy would be so happy then.

I worry for them.

>>16738842
I said before that I fully understand this. And I accept it in my setting. I'm just saying how just because it's canon doesn't mean I can't tell MY daughterus what they can and cannot do.

>> No.16738876

>>16738868
Eight years old and with a belly full of cum. Too bad she'll never carry babies.

>> No.16738883

>>16738731
A specific punishment is only stated regarding intentional infidelity, and only if the one who committed it is one of her adherents.

>But on the other hand, she's extremely strict about betrayal and other things that destroy love. It is said that if one of her adherents performs infidelity, etc. not only will they lose her protection on the spot, they'll suffer her divine wrath and become unable to be loved by anyone for eternity. It seems she is very empathetic towards the monsters who are overflowing with love for human men, and it is said that she even actively grants them her protection.

So its unclear if Eros would punish just any random heartbreaker.

>> No.16738888

>>16738876
At least KDF understands that the infinite cycle of daughterus is a very slippery slope.

>> No.16738890

>>16738868
In a society where sex is an artform, a sign of status, and about a billion other things, that honestly wouldn't be surprising if it was the case.

>> No.16738901

>>16738870
Well, look anon, I know you want them to follow your christian ways or something like that, but look at what you are saying. It's just daddy everywhere.
For this kind of thing you need your waifu to talk with them. She is a monster from the same species, so it's going to be way easier and that doesn't mean they'll be going full slut too.

>> No.16738906

>>16738870
This here >>16738901
There is nothing wrong with expressing to your daughterus your intentions and your hopes for them. But I'll tell you right now, they're gonna be much more likely to follow them if you respect their decisions and ultimately let them know that in the end the choice is up to them instead of telling them they have no say in the matter.

>> No.16738907

>>16738868
>KDF's daughteru happily shows off her new ball gag and latex suit to her friends
>teacher anon walks in and sees her with her gear and flips out
>starts talking about how "indecent" those things are and someone her age shouldn't even be thinking about that
>takes her to the principal's office
>the succubus principal just starts bonding with KDF's daughteru over their favorite bondage gear
This is why teacher anon drinks himself to sleep.

>> No.16738908

>>16738870
>daddy thinks that you may not make the right decisions because it's your first time getting into this
'How to get your kid to do the exact opposite of what you want them to do with one simple phrase'

>> No.16738911

>>16738888
Having more than one waifu is a slippery slope no matter what. If it's a harem it starts to get the daughterus too.
See the golden bugs and orcs shit. There is no family or things like that anymore, just pussies and dick.

>> No.16738914

>>16738907
Teacher anon has a hard life.

>> No.16738920

>>16738911
Which may be perfectly fine for some people and would be completely enjoyable and not taboo at all for the girls involved.

>> No.16738922

>>16738584
>The chance of that happening is the same as an order member winning against a lilim.
>Victoria crying in the distance

>> No.16738929

>>16738922
That ain't a lilim, it's a dork.

>> No.16738934

>>16738901
Yeah yeah, that's actually a great idea. Having her talk to them would make it easier. It's just hard to imagine my daughterus making love at such a young age. I'm scared the childhood friend they'd love would be a bad person who wouldn't love her.

>that doesn't mean they'll be going full slut too.

This is what my mind keeps going back to and it makes me scared.

>>16738906
But they'll make a bad decision and turn out in a bad situation, how do I know that they won't fuck a guy then dump him just for the spirit energy? How do I know she'd not become some pet to a dom? This kinda stuff scares me and is what I fear about my daughterus. I want them to be happy and loved.

It's hard for me to wrap my head around the idea that they won't make silly choices and it's annoying how I just "have to accept it" and I have no say in the matter.

>> No.16738936

>>16738906
I'd definitely much rather warn them that their actions do have consequences than let them stumble head-first into a shitty decision.

>> No.16738937

>>16738929
Just because she's a dork doesn't mean she isn't a lilim!

She's not a dork either!

>> No.16738944

>>16738098
>slaaneshis are /d/ tier but nurglings aren't
The fuck are you on lad

>> No.16738948
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>>16738332
That's exclusive to after life.

The greatest form of loyalty is faith unto death.

>> No.16738950

>>16738934
And that is your problem. You don't trust your daughterus.

Here is what you would need to do, anon. Sit down with your daughterus and waifu and have a talk. Your waifu would do the monster talk and you would do the human standards talk. You should be fine by then.

>>16738937
Whatever helps her sleep at night.

>> No.16738952

>>16738907
>the monstergirls constantly keep asking the ones that have older boyfriends about it
>the single girls hit on teacher anon all the time
>the principal hits on teacher anon all the time
>single mothers of students hit on teacher anon all the time and ask him if he wants a threesome
>teacher anon goes home and marinates himself in cheap booze

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>>16738368
>Monstergirls are stronger than humans
>The strong must protect the weak

Righteousness must exist for such a thing to exist properly.

>> No.16738961

>>16738950
She can't sleep at night if people are continuously bullying her!

>> No.16738963

>>16738934
>It's hard for me to wrap my head around the idea that they won't make silly choices and it's annoying how I just "have to accept it" and I have no say in the matter
Congratulations, you're a parent now! My sincerest apologies for whoever was putting up flyers saying it was all easy sunshine and rainbows, kek.
Also, it sounds like you just don't trust them that much, to be perfectly honest. You're saying 'I love and respect you girls', but you're acting 'I don't trust you and you aren't smart enough to know better'.
>>16738936
Absolutely, warn them and really let hem know that their actions have consequences. But you don't REALLY learn from a consequence unless you're allowed to experience it, at least to some degree. Kids gotta be allowed to make a bad decision now and again, or they'll land themselves a much worse one later on in life.

>> No.16738967

>>16738961
She better get used to it then.

>> No.16738972

>>16738963
>But you don't REALLY learn from a consequence unless you're allowed to experience it
Horseshit. I managed to completely avoid several potentially shitty decisions by taking advice to heart or witnessing others fuck up.
Learning by failure is your own decision.

>> No.16738973

>>16738967
Don't make me call the anti-bully ranger

>> No.16738978
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16738978

night nights

>> No.16738985

>>16738934
>how do I know that they won't fuck a guy then dump him just for the spirit energy?
Didn't we already cover this some weeks back? That love and lust are literally the same thing for monsters?
That even when they fuck someone with the intention of throwing them away after, they often find themselves unable to do so?
It's written pretty damn clearly in the world guide. Why do people still not get this?

>> No.16738989

>>16738950
That probably is my problem. I'd find it hard to trust them.

>Here is what you would need to do, anon. Sit down with your daughterus and waifu and have a talk.

You really think it would work? I'd probably tell them what their daddy wants from them. But I just hope to God they'd take it in. And I really hope they'd learn to not make silly mistakes. I'd just just need to make something clear with my daughteru. Marry the man you'll spend the rest of your life with and make sure he's the man who loves you.

>>16738963
I love my daughterus with all my heart! There's no doubt about it.

>> No.16738990

>>16738972
True, but I'm sure you've made plenty of smaller decisions in life that were bad or turned out wrong for you and built up to teach you the value of really thinking things through and heeding people's advice.
I guess I'm too much in therapy mode- there's a lot of parents who literally make every single decision for their kids so that when the kind finally does get some independence they think they're utterly invincible and won't take advice for shit. My apologies for misconstruing the demo.

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>>16738368
I do! My dire hellhound will protect me, and provide the best, warmest cuddles!

>> No.16738993

>>16738985
I don't want them to do it anyway. That's my point.

>> No.16738994

>>16738973
Call him. He can't unbully her.

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>>16738368
I do

>> No.16739000

>>16738985
People wantin 'human with paws' and stuff, it's unavoidable and inevitable to at least some small degree.

>> No.16739001

>>16738994
>He can't unbully her.
STOP

>> No.16739004

>>16738934
>How do I know she'd not become some pet to a dom?
Maledom doesn't necessarily mean "bdsm wierdo".

>> No.16739010

>>16738985
The eternal plight of Captain Save-A-Hoe.

>> No.16739013

>>16739004
For a group of people gathered to talk about exotic non-human women with bizarre sexual properties and insatiable lust with all sorts of variety, there sure are some narrow minded people here.

>> No.16739017

>>16739001
No. If Vic wanted me to stop she should cross dimensions or something like that to shut me up. Even then I would still slap her shit.

>> No.16739022

I was about to ask 'why are so many anubisfags so neurotic' but then I thought about it and it actually is a silly question to ask.

>> No.16739027

>>16738989
Yes that would work. Give them your advice and have your waifu give hers, then you let them do their schedules and work.

If you don't trust your daughterus they will definitely go to the end you hate so much.

>> No.16739029

>>16739017
DELET THIS

>> No.16739030

>>16739022
I know realize I've made myself look like a huge retard.

>> No.16739031

>>16739022
>Literally their biggest unique draw is 'makes schedules and keeps things autistically ordered'
It would be like asking why Hellhoundfags are so into being collared and raped or why Lilimfags are so into everyone knowing the backstory of their OCs. That's the beauty of MGE!

>> No.16739036

>>16739029
Make me.

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>>16738978
She should donate that dakimakura to a lonely NEET wendigo who needs some comfort

>> No.16739043

>>16739031
>Why are Demonfags so into temptation and corruption?
>Why are Holstaurfags so into getting milk'd?
>Why are Dragonfags so into powerlevel discussions?

>> No.16739044

>>16739036
[Autistic screeching]

>> No.16739046

http://imgur.com/a/gFsM9
>tfw you will never be the boyfriend of popular gravure idol Super P'orc-chaco

>> No.16739050

I don't want to become an Incubus.

>> No.16739051

>>16739046
Please no
I fucking abused the shit out of my dick yesterday and today from all this thicc P'Orc talk and now you're gonna break THAT out
Oh god its too late, just look at that, man...

>> No.16739052

>>16739027
Sure sounds like a good idea. And I'd trust them, if it means that they'd listen to me and my waifu's advice.

I love them all so much and I trust that one day, I'd see them on their wedding day with the man that loves them so dearly. And I absolutely dream of the day I'd get to see my grand daughterus. Although one of the most important things has to be that either I visit them regularly with my waifu or they visit me. Atleast once every 3 days.

>> No.16739057

>>16739050
>doesn't want to become longer lived to live with waifu
>doesn't want to have many kids throughout life
>doesn't want to be happy

I may say lilims are shit! but at least i know corruption is good.

>> No.16739062

>>16739057
Being a human is the only nice thing I have left in my life.

>> No.16739063

>>16739050
I got stuff to do now, some other night mane. How's Tuesday work for you?

>> No.16739067

>>16739044
[heavy mocking]

>>16739052
Jesus you are really clingy. At least let them breathe for a while.

>> No.16739068

>>16739022
Holy shit it all makes sense now, wait a minute that card
>the haremfag that turns into an anubisfag that almost turns into a lolinubisfag
>the original anubisfucker and his "antics"

>> No.16739071

>>16739063
Sure, Demonfag.

>> No.16739072
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16739072

I want to kiss Miia's stomach while she hangs upside down on a jungle gym.

I could take the whole family to the local park and be totally outclassed by Miia and our daughter while they both climb everything with ease and I'm too slow and clumsy in comparison.

>> No.16739073

>>16739068
Oh damn you are right. Anubisfags are broken.

>> No.16739075

>>16739051
It's what needs to be done, Anon. We have to keep P'orcs relevant until they get the art they deserve. P'orcs are love, P'orcs are life!

>> No.16739076

>>16739067
What can I say? I love my daughterus.

>> No.16739085

>>16739068
>realising the kind of shit stain I've left on my image

Thanks myself.

>> No.16739087
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16739087

>>16739072
Snexy Snek Stomach

>> No.16739089

>>16739068
A fun revelation every day in these threads lately.
>>16739071
Groovy, thanks chief.

Night thread, dream of your favorite Monstergirls whisking you away from piles of procrastinated paperwork.

>> No.16739094

>>16739085
At least you don't have a harem anymore.

>> No.16739095

>>16739089
>Night thread, dream of your favorite Monstergirls whisking you away from piles of procrastinated paperwork.

That's nice. I sure hope I do.

>> No.16739103

>>16739075
Yeah yeah P'Orcs are love, P'Orcs are life but my dick is burning! I'm ODing on bacon!

>> No.16739106

>>16739094
Yeah, harems are haram!

Thought I should probably apologise for going on a bit of a rant about my daughterus, I got carried away. I love them really and I would let them love their child hood friend. It's best I not fight it and realize what my daughterus will be doing with their child hood friends so instead of being a dick dad. I'll be a cool dad, ganna give the childhood friend tips and advice while my waifu gives my daughteru tips and advice. They'll consummate that marriage like a champ

>> No.16739111
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16739111

>>16739072
I want to steal Lala's head and give it lots of kisses!

>> No.16739116

>>16738944
Well, yeah. I prefer that Nurglettes take more after their /tg/-canon mother Isha than Nurgle himself. Slaaneshi demons are into shit like using chainswords on the coojini.

>>16739075
>P'Orcs are love, P'Orcs are life
>Pushing a shitty meme girl based on a screencap by the NiceDaemonette of this thread

>> No.16739121

>>16739106
Oh, you were the one talking about daughterus?

Okay, I'm going to be real here. Your waifu must be fucking amazing. But tell me me a quick thing, who was part of your harem again?

>> No.16739124

>>16739106
Great, more for Demonfag to stroke his ego to

>> No.16739129

>>16739106
>childhood friends
What if it's age gap? That's normal for monsters too.

>> No.16739133

>>16739121
Sorry anon that life is behind me. Talking about it would only bring up bad memories. I think people don't realize that there is infact only 2 Anubis fags I've noticed here, me and the other chill dude with the waifu who has beautiful green eyes.

>Your waifu must be fucking amazing.

She is!

>> No.16739135

>>16739124
Demonfag wasn't the one that destroyed his harem though.
I'll take some credit for the daughterus too thank you very much.

>> No.16739137

>>16739124
Oi
Frick you mane
>>16739106
Good for you. It'll all work out, I'm sure.

>> No.16739138

>>16739111
Best girl.

>> No.16739141

>>16739129
>spoiler

No no no no no no no no no. Noooooope.

>> No.16739143

>>16739124
Also yeah, credit this guy if you're throwin around kudos >>16739135

Now goodnight

>> No.16739147

>>16739022
Hey now, just because I like to keep my life regimented and scheduled doesn't mean that I'm neurotic. I just like making sure I'm doing what I need to do!

>> No.16739148

>>16739133
C'mon anon, didn't you clean your past. Now they only are your waifu's friends though. Imagine their daughterus playing with your daughterus.

I can't really remember their species, so they might be bad influence. Tell me their species so I can hit you up.

>> No.16739150
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16739150

I wish to talk about my love of big muscly cats. If I could spend one day with a chuffing beauty, I could die happy the next day. That is all.

>> No.16739158

>>16739148
Yeah I changed that abit aswell. Considering the just bizarre nature of that group of friends and how different the girls would be. So now my waifu just has work colleges. Obtaining a waifu made me drift away from my "top list" and basically made me uninterested in thoes girls. Sure I still talk about them when they come up.

Also come on anon, it ain't hard to see what you're doing. You naughty boy you.

>> No.16739161
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16739161

How do i get rid of roaches? they always sneak on my couch and steal my fridge leftovers

>> No.16739162

>>16739150
That's quite the love for a big cat you've got there anon. And it sure sounds like you've got a devotion to that, a Jinko would like that.

Don't worry. You'll get one some day and you'll live happily every after.

>> No.16739163

>>16739141
You've done it with your waifu too, you must know there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.16739169

>>16739163
https://youtu.be/wpecBkdpiK4

>> No.16739170

>>16739158
You have a really bad habit that you should fix, my dude. I bet it annoys your waifu everytime you do it.
Remember anon. Touch her fluffy ears and nuzzle her face because that dog is the one for you. She would grab and hug you so hard you wouldn't be able to escape.

>> No.16739171
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16739171

>>16739162
Yeah. That would be really nice. I want to believe. There's a universe where I am husbando'd by a Jinko, I'm sure of it.

>> No.16739185

>>16739170
Nah man it ain't like that. It's all cool.

>Touch her fluffy ears and nuzzle her face because that dog is the one for you. She would grab and hug you so hard you wouldn't be able to escape.

I'd softly work thoes ears between my fingers, I'd nuzzle up to her while giving her little kisses on the cheek. Telling her how much I love my schedule dog. Then I'd my fate was to be cuddled and not let go. I'd accept it with arms wide open.

>> No.16739199

>>16739185
If you say so my dudex.
She is going to make a schedule just for you filled with "love [waifu's name]".

>> No.16739200

>>16739171
What if I tell you it's this universe? Anon she'll come, don't doubt it. You just need to wait a little. October sound good? But don't worry because it's close to winter and I bet you'd sure love a big muscle cat holding you tight to protect you from the cold.

>> No.16739203

>>16739171
I'm sure there's a universe where the gun had a bullet in the chamber.

>> No.16739206

>>16739203
Yeah, I've been there too
>>16739200
What happens when that doesn't happen, anon?

>> No.16739207

>>16739199
Even if the schedule is intended to be a joke. She's gotta take responsibility for that as I give her love all day. I might even go to her work so I can give her company on the job.

>> No.16739211

>>16739206
>What happens when that doesn't happen, anon

But it will silly. The longer you doubt it the further away it gets. So keep believing and you'll be with her soon!

>> No.16739214

>>16739207
>Even if the schedule is intended to be a joke
You are not taking her seriously. She would want you by her side at all the times no matter what happens. She'll make a bunch of holes in her schedule to take you on dates too.

>> No.16739226

The Russians hacked my Automaton!

>> No.16739227

>>16739214
Take me on dates? Oh how romantic! I'd love being treated like that by my beloved wife and I'm sure she'd expect me to "repay" the offer in some way or another. But for now I'd just enjoy the date with her.

>> No.16739233

>>16739211
Ok, anon, I'll try not to lose hope
>>16739226
Is she squatting and wearing adidas while listening to hardbass?

>> No.16739238

>>16739226
I have reason to believe the former Gremlin caretaker of my Automaton has wiretapped her!

>> No.16739242

>>16739226
But I thought liberty prime was immune to communists?

>> No.16739245

>>16739227
Nope, just your smile and you being there by her side would be enough to make her happy. She would make sure that the date is 100% and that you enjoy yourself. The last thing that you would be doing is thinking about your problems and other stuff.
After the date she would take you home and then it's cuddle time.

>> No.16739256

>>16739226
Automatons are unhackable.

>> No.16739260

>>16739238
Would she sell her findings to adult video companies?

>> No.16739264

>>16739046
Buiiiiiiii

>> No.16739266

>>16739245
I'd probably wonder why she'd is being so kind. I would love the date and the cuddles after. Burying my face into her chest while telling her how grateful I was for the date and just repeating how much I love her. It's so nice to be treated like that especially from your waifu.

>> No.16739293

>>16739266
I'm sure she would just give your head some pats and cover you with her tail as both of went to sleep. Her grip would become even stronger, not letting you want to go and for that moment right there she honestly wouldn't even care for her schedule. She would go against her own nature just to enjoy some comfy bed time with you.

Make sure to love her, anon.

>> No.16739306

>>16739293
I love to feel protected and warm in the bed and she knows that. Comfy bed time is the best time, all the worries and woes just fade away in each other's embrace. Cute dreams of each other dance in their heads. Lovely time.

I love her so much I can't put it into words and I'm afraid to say I have to be leaving anon, I'm quite tired so goodnight and sweet sleeps and may you dream of your waifu/favourite girl.

>> No.16739309

>>16734680
Those buttons ain't gonna hold, run for cover!

>> No.16739311

>>16739293
>Make sure to love her, anon.
Just hope both of them can forget the harem one day. Implying they can

>> No.16739320

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that your muscle cats are more than muscleheads.

They can be bookworms and scientists too!

>> No.16739328

>>16739306
Goodnight little dude. I sure will love my girl.

>>16739311
Let's not make him sad, shall we.

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>> No.16739336

>>16739331
Oh shit, wockers are here.

>> No.16739339

>>16739331
Wait, does that mean it's finally done?

>> No.16739344

>>16739320
I'd sooner kill myself than burn the thread down. That way I can deny my waifu the pain of my existence.

>> No.16739349

>>16739331
...Are you going to put a little rubber-band around the area her tail is squeezing for MAXIMUM immersion?

>> No.16739366

>>16739331
I haven't seen Loen draw Zophia in ages.

>> No.16739396

So I guess KC decided to go with the update on the 20th, assuming that tweet of his from earlier debating updating earlier was read properly? If so then we could get an update in a few hours.

>> No.16739409

The more I play Nier Automata the more appealing automatons become.

I want 2B to sit on my face.

>> No.16739410

Guys, after careful consideration of my top girls, I've found a common theme. It's the human bits.

Send help!

>> No.16739423

>>16739410
I've also found that, for myself, it's less about the exotic anatomy (although it's still cool), it's the attitude.

>> No.16739455

>>16739409
She weighs around 300 pounds, you sure you want that?

>> No.16739472

>Seriously. Give it like 3 or 5 months.
>Nobody who's not autistic is going to care.
I don't know why I had to go and find that thread in the archive but that gave me a laugh.

>> No.16739483

>>16739410
>>16739423
As for me, I find I'm a sucker for the gentle ones who'd be most likely to engage in emotional healing

>> No.16739492
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16739492

>>16739455
Ah. Maybe not so much. I would at least like to touch her booty.

>> No.16739508

>>16739492
I want to slap that Kakuen's butt.

>> No.16739514

>>16739508
You want to spank the monkey?

>> No.16739517

>>16739514
Yes.

>> No.16739580
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>> No.16739595

>>16739580
Wow Wockfag, that is beautiful. Props to Loen, I'm sure it'll be awesome once it's printed.

>> No.16739599

>>16739580
Oh fuck you just made me remember that I fucking creampied a Wock on my cousin's car after her lost tentacle that loen drawed talked to me.
Holy shit how did I forget that crazy ass dream?

>> No.16739600

>>16739423
You saying you would be happy with a normal human girl who loves you dearly?

[spoiler/]faggot

>> No.16739608

>>16739580
Those eyes

Hot damn

>> No.16739627
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16739627

>>16739580
That's fucking amazing.
Loen did such a good fucking job, he's been doing so good replicating KC's style while still keeping himself in there. That's going to look beautiful when it's printed.


On a related note, That's amazing it was finished on the same night I finally got my own Loen daki order placed.

Just sent in the payment, between the commission price and the printing price, that's $340 dollars in, but god damn is it going to be worth it.

>> No.16739629

>>16739599
Fuck off bully anon.

>> No.16739637

>>16739599
Sad

>> No.16739641

>>16739629
Monster girls deserve to be bullied.

>> No.16739654

>>16739629
What?

>> No.16739663

>>16739580
I don't hand out art compliments often
But I'm genuinely impressed, especially since this was at some crazy resolution and its clear that KC's style was painstakingly mimiced and adapted
Props

>> No.16739685

>>16739654
Guy from the previous threads who kept harassing the wockfags by RPing NTR in the threads

>> No.16739693

>>16739685
>wockfags
what?

>> No.16739695 [SPOILER] 
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16739695

Don't open if you want a happy night

>> No.16739702

>>16739685
What the fuck. No I'm not him, I'm just saying that I had a dream with a wock in it. Didn't know that counted as ntr.

>> No.16739708

>>16739695
Why should I care about a dumb tentacle from a shit monster like a Wock?

>> No.16739709

>>16739695
Oh no!

>> No.16739723

>>16739695
F

>> No.16739726

>>16739695
No I refuse.
I choose the future where I adopt that severed tentacle as a daughteru after having a Lich help me convert her into a tentacle girl.

>> No.16739727

>>16739695
Feels bad, man.

>> No.16739728

>>16739702
>I fucking creampied a Wock on my cousin's car after her lost tentacle that loen drawed talked to me.
How is that not ntr posting?

>> No.16739729

>>16739695
He was too good for this world.

>> No.16739741

>>16739729
>He

>> No.16739749

>>16739726
I support this.
An entire new race will be born: The Wonderland Tentacle.

>> No.16739756

>>16739728
>Find random wock after a tentacle told me where she was
>My cousins car was parked near where she was
>I invite her in and fuck her
I find it hard to see NTR in this.

>> No.16739761

>>16739741
Look, they talk in a deep gravely voice, I just assumed it was male.

>> No.16739764

>>16739749
I've been thinking about it for a while.
That's why Wonderland Tentacle is actually one of the girls listed when I listed off my daughterus.

>> No.16739765

>>16739728
>her lost tentacle that loen drawed
Hardly a random Wock

>> No.16739771
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16739771

>>16739726
>>16739749
Speaking of tentacles, wasn't someone working on a Tentacle story?

>> No.16739775

>>16739695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVkYTTYVd5k

>> No.16739776

>>16739756
Going to a waifufag right after they post something and randomly shouting "I fucked her" is pretty ntrish

>> No.16739777

>>16739764
I'm curious, sounds cute. What would she be like? Explain! Compare to normal tentacle >>16739771

>> No.16739778

>>16739728
Ah, I got it. Shit my bad. It's a random wock and the lost tentacle told me where she was. It's like the tentacle from wockfag's wock went around on his journey and helped young strangers to find other wocks. My bad.

>>16739765
Again, sorry for the misunderstanding. I didn't meant to imply that.

>> No.16739785

I want to light Tentacle girls on fire.

>> No.16739786

>>16739776
It wasn't his wock, just a random one. I was just about to sleep when I remembered, so I fucked up the writting. Sorry, wockfag.

>> No.16739795

>>16739778
>>16739786
Fuck I'm feeling bad now. I should really go to sleep.

>> No.16739802

>>16738014
That's really deviant.

>> No.16739817

>>16738957
Is that NIOH?

>> No.16739834

>>16739771
I am, but real life has got me bogged down unfortunately. I've got it planned out and a little written, just haven't found much time to continue. Sorry about that.

>> No.16739837
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16739837

I've narrowed down my search for a waifu to three contenders: Shoggoth, Troll and Sandworm... But how am I supposed to chose between the three>

>> No.16739843

>>16739837
Let them choose you.

>> No.16739846

>>16739837
You don't chose
If you don't know right away then it's not time yet.

Waifus are a weird obsession, not some "I like this girl the most"

>> No.16739847

>>16739834
It's all good. Was just curious.

>> No.16739852

>>16739837
You try the sorter?

>> No.16739866

>>16739837
>choosing your waifu
That's not how it works.

>> No.16739870

Which girl would be best for caring for you while you're sick in bed?
>Reminder that you cannot fuck away a sinus infection

>> No.16739873

>>16739870
Troll.

>> No.16739876

>>16739870
Unicorn.

>> No.16739882

>>16739870
With mamono mana you can. It makes you immune to everything, including death.

Though I have to say, having a dragon taking care of her most special treasure would be nice.

>> No.16739884
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16739884

Anon, are you ready for your prostate exam?

>> No.16739889

>>16739884
No, only my waifu is allowed to do that to me.

>> No.16739894

>>16739884
the idea of having my prostate stimulated while a sexy dom squid gives me an edging blowjob shouldn't turn me on so much, but it does
alper no alping

>> No.16739897

Okay, serious question.
Would you ntr your waifu if she asked for it and recorded it?

>> No.16739898

>>16739837
The harder you try to force it anon, the less genuine she will feel down the line. Just let her come to you.

>> No.16739902

>>16739897
My waifu would not ask.

>> No.16739904

>>16739897
No, why the hell would I do that? She can't just ask me for something that horrible.It's probably a test anyways, but I'd be no less mad that she didn't trust me at all.

>> No.16739905

>>16739897
Absolutely not, she's not my waifu if she has any interest in that kind of thing. Also, fuck off.

>> No.16739907

>>16739897
Please go and stay go

>> No.16739908

>>16739897
Begone foul wretch

>> No.16739911

>>16739777
Like a tentacle, but brown skinned and purple haired with more dragonic traits than plantlike.
She's also got abandonment issues and needs hugs often, either from me her mother or her new sisters.

>> No.16739916

>>16739897
Kill your self my dude

>> No.16739925

>>16739870
>sinus infection

Funny how theory hits close to reality...

Barring that, I imagine most slimes with some degree of intelligence would bee capable of treating with their fluids. Though considering the pain from bacterial buildup in the sinuses, I'd hate to feel the sensation of slime up there.

>> No.16739929

>you will never introduce your Anubis GF to Tetris
>she will never condescendingly dismiss it as a silly game until she tries
>she will never become obsessed about planning and organizing Andy playing it until the batteries die

Where's my drawing of an Anubis focused while holding a GameBoy? I bet she'd be cute and stick her tongue out while concentrating too.

>> No.16739931

>>16739897
I would laugh at her good joke, then while we are playing some games I would cheat and we would laugh some more.

>> No.16739953

>>16739925
That's me_irl right now

Speaking of, how would a Vampire respond to her husband getting a bloody nose? Would she try to French kiss his nose or would she turn it down as uncultured or improper?

>> No.16739958

Probably a dumb question, but is there a definitive backstory for MGC? I was reading some of Silent's stuff and there seems like there's all this backstory and specific dates or at least years that things happened and names of important figures that get alluded to. Is that from something or is it just some 'the world is bigger than the story' light worldbuilding on his and others' parts that aren't necessarily agreed upon or specific?

>> No.16739982

>>16739953
On one hand, I'm imagining a scene from 'Vault of Horror' where she'd see it akin to an untapped keg. At the same time, perhaps it coming out the nose could contaminate it for her tastes...

>> No.16739996

>>16739958
Not really, 'MGC' gets thrown around so loosely in here that it basically just means a modern city with monstergirls in it.

>> No.16739998
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16739998

Cute drawing Loen did to help give a visual aid to make it easier to share on twitter to the Japanese fans (https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/843687028667703296)) and show off both sides! Thanks again for this Loen!

Now, time to print this wonderful thing out! And look into more Jabberwock commissions of course!

>> No.16740004

>>16739998
Wocks are big!

>> No.16740008

>>16739998
Why does the mouth tentacle have a gold tooth?

>> No.16740009

>>16739958
Silent just kind of has that style where little background facts are put in to show the world is more lived in but aren't really meant to be in super great detail.
Though I shouldn't speak for him.

>> No.16740010

>>16740008
So you know he ain't cheap.

>> No.16740012

>>16740008
It always does, even in the original profile

>> No.16740015

>>16739998
The little doodles and things Loen has included with this have been a true joy to see. That sort of thing during a commission process is really something special.

>> No.16740016

>>16740008
He's a hussler, sells that fat Wock booty like a professional salesman.

>> No.16740026

>>16739998
I always thought the mouth tentacles were below where the wings connect to her back. Either way, this looks amazing!

>> No.16740056

>>16739897
Would your waifu NTR you if she asked for it and recorded it?

Of course not. Monster girls don't cheat and neither should you. There's only one place for NTRfags: the Matango Pit.

>> No.16740062

>>16738012
>>16737990
What Monster Girls were there in the Hyborean age?

>> No.16740067

>>16740056
>implying even matangos want ntrfags

Eros cursed them for a reason.

>> No.16740073

>>16740056
I hate when people mention the Matango Pit. I'm just imagining a bunch of really lonely yet earnest girls who absolutely get delighted at the sight of a man when he gets thrown in and with no small amount of pathos do their best to tell him how happy they're gonna try to make him and explain all the benefits of staying with them, how they know they're not the best but they promise they'll love him as much as possible.
I get it, they're abominable and a horrible way to go and all that but they're good girls in soul, right?

>> No.16740075

>>16739998
Back side HD where?

>> No.16740077

>>16740073
>girls
>having souls

>> No.16740082

>>16740073
Dammit anon, now you're making regret saying that.

>> No.16740084

>>16740077
Anon, your bitterness with real life is showing.

>> No.16740086
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16740086

The world is full of dangerous Monster Girl warriors! Looking for a fight!

>> No.16740090

>>16740084
Just Mushroom my shit up already.

>> No.16740092

>>16740073
I have sort of an autistic fascination with mushrooms, and even I wouldn't a matango. Should I feel bad?

>> No.16740093

>>16740073
>Mad Hatter tends to a pit of Matangos
>Doesn't take a husband, instead assigns men to Matangos who have been down there single the longest
>Knows the men probably hate it and are horrified right up to the moment their brains start getting mushroomed
>Has probably had to knock them out on several occasions when they put up too much of a fight
>Has resolved to not leave to go back to Wonderland or to take a husband until all of her sisters have a husband
>It is a long, unhappy task, yet she presses on, trying to keep them all company and comfortable
They call her the Unhappy Hatter, and when you see her, you know you're doomed.

>> No.16740095
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>> No.16740096

>>16740093
Ediji yet heartwarming

>> No.16740099

>>16740095
Breasts too big, hips too small, and that's not a face that says 'you're going to have a scarousing night'.

>> No.16740102

>>16740095
Butter-t leak when

>> No.16740103

>>16740095
Come on just give me a name for a Dark Mage and her apprentice already so I can write them.

>> No.16740109

>>16740103
Loanna
Gerard

>> No.16740116

>>16740109
Gerard? Really?

>> No.16740121

>>16740103
Mahad,the original DARK MAGICIAN

>> No.16740122

>>16740116
Alright how about 'Captain Dicksuck III' then
Fuck outta here

>> No.16740128

>>16740122
That seems like a good name, use that. But don't treat is as a joke, just keep the tone normal the whole way through.

>> No.16740129

>>16740086
Sounds like my kind of woman

>> No.16740131

>>16740075
HD dakis don't tend to get posted for reasons Anon

>> No.16740138

>>16740128
>"Oh, Captain Dicksuck III... you know you'll always be my precious little apprentice"
>"And you'll always be my wonderful mentor, xXxThunderpussy69xXx"
>And they lived happily ever after

>> No.16740140

>>16740138
They met on the internet then.

>> No.16740141

>>16740140
...The what? There was no such thing in their time period. What gave you that idea?

>> No.16740142

I mean at least something like >>16739580 not necessarily 6k res version

>> No.16740148

>>16740141
Oh I'm sorry, I meant the Crystal Ball Plane of communication, cute Werekittens and pornography.

>> No.16740151

>>16740138
>>16740141
>"Captain Dicksuck III, have you seen our friend wwwwwwwwwwwwww lately? I fear she may not be well."
>"I have not, lady xXxThunderpussy69xXx. Perhaps we should call upon 1337 Underscore H4X05 Underscore Firedogelmao to track her down!"

Alright, Its bed time

>> No.16740155
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I want to use a tanuki's tail as a pillow!

>> No.16740163

>>16740151
>Phantom staring over this abomination of a script with her head in her hands at 3:00AM wondering what went wrong with her life

>> No.16740177

>>16740163
I want a Phantom to throw me into a cool Space setting, with Dragon Warlords conquering planets and space stations built into large asteroids that have bars with tough spacefaring Monster Girls in them.

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>>16740155
I want to use a Kej's hair as a blanket!

>> No.16740182

>>16740180
I want to use a Kobold as a huggy pillow!

>> No.16740190

>>16740182
I want a Dark Elf to use me as a footstool!

>> No.16740201

>>16740190
I want to spit gum in an Alp's hair!

>> No.16740207

>>16740201
Duderino, what the heckarooney!

>> No.16740215

>>16740201
I want to take a bath in a Dorome!

>> No.16740222
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I wish these little ladies received more attention.

>> No.16740225

>>16740222
>Sabbath pls

>> No.16740244

>>16740222
Familiars should sleep in cages.

>> No.16740246

>>16740222
>No big soft fluffy familiar to smother you with her titpillows when you aren't resting your head upon them and reading magic tomes

>> No.16740257

What kind of fun space stories could we have with Monster Girls? Like people pick up a Slime core from an asteroid while mining and suddenly they're getting raped left and right, or people land on a planet that seems inhabitable but all the plantlife is lively and interested in their cocks?

>> No.16740262

>>16740257
Careful going this direction. You might get REEE'd at by that one ayylien hating anon

>> No.16740276

>>16740262
Well fuck him, I want to go to space.

>> No.16740279

>>16740257
I wouldn't mind a story about a man sent up on a space mission to be "relief" for a bunch of monstergirl astronauts only to become a vital and respected member of the team. In addition to plowing them I mean.

>> No.16740280

>>16740222
>tfw no familiar to help you summon more of her demon friends.

>> No.16740287

>>16740279
I'm like 90% sure there's a VN about a guy who goes to the Moon colony and ends up becoming a highly-valued sex-object because there's only girls up there.

>> No.16740288

>>16740201
I want a Hellhound to make me her chew toy!

>> No.16740296

>>16740280
>tfw no marathon summoning session resulting in 10 girls summoned
All right! Now we can start a softball team!

>> No.16740299

>>16740296
From Maine to San Diego
We're talking softball~

>> No.16740300

>>16740296
>tfw no demon girl wearing a baseball cap with her ponytail sticking out the back

>> No.16740308

>>16740300
I hope she can save the day with her special trick throws.

>> No.16740310

>>16740262
>by that one
Nice try

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>>16740222
I prefer other flavors.

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>>16740310
You see Vladimir, less gravity makes bounces longer.

>> No.16740318

>>16740308
>Sits down.
>Spreads her legs.
>Baseball flies out from between her legs at the pitcher.
>Hits him in the face and slips down.
>BALL 1

>> No.16740332

>>16740318
I'm pretty sure that's a walk to first

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>>16740311

Mint chocolate is one of the best flavors around. Personally, I want to cover my balls in nut-flavored syrups for a squirrel.

Kind of like that thing with kobolds and peanut butter.

>> No.16740334

>>16740332
>girls wait eagerly for 2nd and 3rd base
Someone should explain to them what his game is about.

>> No.16740345

>>16740333
>Personally, I want to cover my balls in nut-flavored syrups for a squirrel.

>ratatoskr spying on anon wipes her brow and gulps

>> No.16740381

>>16739894
Nah that's not gay anon. Infact it's ok because it's just a whole other way of pleasuring on top of rubbing your dick. And that's what the dom squid wants right? To give give Otouto the time if his life.

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So would you go to the beach with mofu knowing they probably smell like wet dog afterwards?

>> No.16740386

>>16740382
It's going to be worth it.

>> No.16740394

>>16740382
>Smell like wet dog
Why? If they clean their skin and shampoo their fur properly they should smell like whatever soap was used, no?

>> No.16740396

>>16740394
>shampoo
>at the beach
Nandatte?

>> No.16740404

>>16740396
The reason dogs smell bad when wet is because they're typically quite dirty. A wet clean dog isn't going to smell bad.

>> No.16740406

>>16740396
She is clean before she goes to the beach to at the most she'll smell of salt and the remnants of soap

>> No.16740418

>>16740404
Sucks for Hellhound fags.

>"A bath? Before going to the beach? Ha! Keep quiet husband"

>> No.16740421

>>16740102
I found one on some chinese boards a few weeks ago. Shit quality though, lots of artifacts. I'll probably fix them with waifu2x before posting (if I ever do).

>> No.16740422

>>16740418
I don't get it? For what reason do you suppose hellhounds to be unhygienic?

>> No.16740423

>>16740422
SULFUR PUSSY

>> No.16740424

>>16740418
>Not offering to get in the shower and help her with those "difficult to reach" places
>Not promising to cook post sex bacon afterwards

Getting dogs to bathe isn't hard anon. You just have to remember they're simple minded read stupid and play that to your advantage.

>> No.16740425

>>16740422
They're quite rebellious arent they? How do you think they'll react to you putting their fun time at the beach on pause for a bath?

>> No.16740426

>>16740425
>They're quite rebellious arent they?
No? They won't be dominated, but they are still grown ass women. Tell her she smells like shit and she'll bathe, if she doesn't already do so out of personal hygiene. You won't stay hard when you're gagging due to her stench, and try as she may, she can't rape a soft cock.

>> No.16740432

>>16740426
Yeah guess you're right. Although maybe telling your wife she smells like shit isn't a good idea?

>she can't rape a soft cock.

Is that a challenge?

>> No.16740440

>>16740426
>not getting hard from your waifu's stench and musky pheromones

Are you even trying?

>> No.16740443

>>16740432
>Is that a challenge
Monstergirls are super tight. Can you even physically part their lips with a limp dick?
>Although maybe telling your wife she smells like shit isn't a good idea?
Well maybe not being clean isn't a good idea. You can bet I'd be squeaky fucking clean if I had some one to smell good for.

>> No.16740450

>>16740443
Maybe with a bit of support and help from her she could get it clamped in there.

>> No.16740453

>>16740450
That would be the most awkward sex, but I can imagine a Mg doing it just to prove a point.

>> No.16740471

>>16740453
"←ため→P"

What did KC mean by this?

>> No.16740475

>>16740382
Ganna take my mofu to the beach and rub all kind of sunscreens over her amazing athletic body.

>> No.16740545

>No ice cold and grey undead beach to go to with fitful waves

>> No.16740554

>>16740545
Nothing like lifeless Undead beach party

>> No.16740559

>>16740471
I'm not sure if he meant it this way, but in Street Fighter 2, the way to use Sonic Boom as Guile is by holding back and hitting forward then punch. It's often written in Japanese as "←ため→P".
ため can also mean "To amass/collect" if it had a masu stem, and is what KC normally says when powering up. I assume the P could stand for power, in that case.

>> No.16740562

>>16740554
Eww. Their bodies probably aren't nice to massage and their volley ball is weak.

Why would anyone want to go there?

>> No.16740566

>>16740562
>Soft, refreshingly cool wight flesh is not nice to massage
>Powerful undead risen from heroes are bad at volleyball
I hope you're not going fishing for any of those cute undead mermaids while you're there, because you'll need better bait.

>> No.16740575

>>16740425
I wonder what a well groomed Hellwan would smell like. What's their favorite scent, I wonder.

>You will never tease a tomboy Hellhound who washes her luscious fur with frilly lavender scented shampoo

>> No.16740589

>>16740575
Apples. Cinnamon apples.

>> No.16740613

>>16740575
Earthy campfires

>> No.16740616

>>16740566
Ganna go find a cute Zombie Dragon to waifu!

>> No.16740640

>←ため→P
What did KC mean by this?

>> No.16740644

>>16740640
The pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.16740663

>>16739837
You don't choose, it happens.
One day you think you'll never fall in love with a fictional character and the next you're saying "Oh man, that extra boss is so cool. She is *NOT* just a stupid brown raccoon! Your taste is shit, listen to how groovy that theme is."
And then you get to be happy for four years with all her official screentime while everyone else likes her even less.
But fuck 'em, that's what waifus are about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFLS5YeAXec

>> No.16740682

>>16740663
>that extra boss is so cool
I knew I kept this thing around for a reason.
http://i.imgur.com/2rHShdz.png

>> No.16740687

>>16740682
I enjoyed the part where she smacked bitches with her sake jar too.

>> No.16740723

>>16740687
Suika did it much better than she did.

Motherfucking. Loli. Onicopter.

>> No.16740726

>>16740723
http://imgur.com/9qEPq9b

Always relevant.

>> No.16740727

>>16740663
Makes me feel warm knowing my waifu chose me. Especially considering the kind of girl she is.

>> No.16740738

>>16740726
What a sexy medium violet Oni.

>> No.16740746

Study Cows blushing while reading about hand holding in a guidebook.

Petite Study Cows trying to reach the coffee on their desks but end up knocking it over onto papers they were supposed to grade and ruining them,

>> No.16740748

>>16740738
Japanese Goblin*

>> No.16740767

>>16740746
Only if she could have that cute student in her class to give her relaxation massages between classes.

>> No.16740771

>>16740767
All students are in relationships already.
Only single person around is a Chemistry teacher addicted to caffeine to the point that his heart stops if he doesn't have a cup every hour, but romance between teachers is frowned upon by the union.

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Fluffy spider legs.

>> No.16740781

>>16740778
I would make contact with an Ushi.

>> No.16740782

>>16740771
They say that, but I bet one day the students will walk into class seeing the study cow "transferring" coffee into his mouth.

>> No.16740786

>>16740748
High vivid shutters green Oni*

>> No.16740787

>>16740778
It's always the quiet ones.

>> No.16740788

>>16740782
>Student walks in on Haku pouring coffee into their Chemitry teacher's mouth and preforming CPR on his body as he lays on the floor, pale as a ghost
>"I-IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"

>> No.16740790

>>16740787
>Aranye
>quiet

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>>16740786
>>16740738

Remember to be careful when preparing feasts.
We don't want a repeat of last year's horn chipping incident.

>> No.16740803

>>16740797
That Dragon is still in a shock induced coma after her horn was snapped off,

>> No.16740806

>>16740788
How would the chemistry teacher repay her for saving his life?

>> No.16740810

I want to headpat a Valkyrie

>> No.16740813

>>16740810
But only the chosen hero is allowed to do that!
But since that's you... headpats after the battle only!

>> No.16740815

>>16740806
Dinner and trying to interrupt her at every mention of "Taking responsibility" for taking her first kiss by bringing up different topics to change the subject.

>> No.16740819

>>16740815
He better take responsibility for soiling that CCs purity.

>> No.16740826

>>16740810
Headpats won't make her go dark, right.

>> No.16740831

>>16740177
Dragon warlords conquering planets sounds troublesome.

>> No.16740840

>>16740819
But she spilled his coffee and broke 3 of his ribs trying to get his heart back into rhythm.

>> No.16740841

>>16740826
>literally the lewdest action

Sure

>> No.16740847

>tfw no sadistic evil monster girl who constantly insults you and treat you like dirt then goes out of her mind with worry when you get sick

>> No.16740849
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Just nuts and bolts.

>> No.16740853

>>16740841
That's not anally creampie-ing her as she makes your breakfast in a naked apron while you fondle her tits and tongue her neck

>> No.16740855

>>16740840
Still no excuse. He better take responsibility for that, and later in the night, there's more things he needs to take responsibility for.

>> No.16740860

>>16740847
I have a fetish for Manticores and Hellhounds like this.

>> No.16740863

>>16740853
That's l-lewd!

>> No.16740864

>>16740849
Gotta get back

Back to the past

Samurai Ochimusha

>> No.16740872

>>16740860
Would they try and clumsily take care of you?

>> No.16740873

>>16740847
This is my fetish.

>> No.16740881

>>16740855
But he has bills to pay and neighborhood kids to hose off his lawn.

>> No.16740884

>>16740864
If you were flung into the future where an evil bitch rules everything and has the hots for you, would you even try to get back back to the past, samurai anon? WACHA

>> No.16740888

>>16740884
Is the evil going to try and have sex with me?

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So uh, I guess KC is updating the old now?

>> No.16740897
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>>16740888
FOOLISH SAMURAI
YOUR SEED IS ALREADY WITHIN MY WOMB

>> No.16740900

>>16740896
Love me some of that chitin.

>> No.16740901

>>16740896
The only good bug is a dead bug,

>> No.16740902

>>16740897
It's hard to be a hero in a Monster Girl World.

>> No.16740903

>>16740896
>now

>> No.16740905

>>16740903
I know it was already in the book you pedantic shit, I mean he's doing it online now.

>> No.16740908

>>16740903
>>16740905
Stop fighting you're tearing this family apart!

>> No.16740909

>>16740905
What the fuck is wrong with your temper?

>> No.16740914

>>16740896
Glad he's finally uploading them, red oni and harpy next please.

>> No.16740915

>>16740896
>not Gargoyle
Shame. At least she isn't far off.

>> No.16740918

>>16740908
>Crying Wurms and Wendigos trying to get two anons to stop bickering

>> No.16740920

Who is your fighting game waifu? Mine is Dizzy, she's perfect.

>> No.16740921

>>16740872
Yes! Would be so cute

>> No.16740923

How old is your waifu?

>> No.16740930

>>16740923
SQUIRREL!

>> No.16740931

>>16740905
Who pissed in your soup anon?

>> No.16740932

>>16740923
I'm sure you can figure that out yourself, damned squirrel.

>> No.16740933

>>16740923
No idea. I don't want to get stuck in s block of ice again.

>> No.16740939

>>16740923
400 - 600? Or something like that.
Hell if I know, she's undead.

>> No.16740944

>>16740920
Okay, Luke.

>> No.16740945

>>16740923
I'm going to bully a squirrel's tail!

>> No.16740946

>>16740923
45.
She's 15 years older than I am.

>> No.16740953

Reminder that the chief god and her archangels are all prudish CCS and don't deserve love

>> No.16740958

>>16740923
Older than me.

>> No.16740966

>>16740923
32, just under half a decade older than me.

She's a bit cruel and selfish but her protective side shows occasionally.

>> No.16740969

>>16740953
CCs are for marriage.

>> No.16740977

>>16740923
Begone squirrel!

Maybe 2 years older than me? Never really considered it.

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>>16740923
Age is meaningless for a transcendent being such as herself.

>> No.16740990

>>16740923
I've never really had a set age for her due to imagining various times in our lives together, but I would probably place her around 1-2 years younger than me.

>> No.16741005

>>16740987
>tenshi
Now there's a good waifu.

>> No.16741010

>>16740923
17

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>>16740987

>> No.16741017
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>>16741005
Yes.

>>16741014
You cheeky cunt.

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>>16740987
Why she likes corndogs so much?

>> No.16741020

>>16740923
I like to imagine a bunch of moments from various times in our lives so it varies from 16 to 25. I guess most of though is from when she was 19 so yeah, squirrel-chan.

>> No.16741024

>>16740990
This.

I have different fantasies of how I meet my waifu. One of them I do like quite well is finding her but she'd be a little older than me. About 2-3 years older.

>> No.16741025

>>16740896
Finally, I hope he posts the Lamia and Oni soon

>> No.16741026

>>16741019
What's not to like?

>> No.16741048

>>16741024
I wanted my waifu to be born in the same year as me but be a few months older. Damn me for being born in march.

>> No.16741052

>>16740923
10 months younger than me.

>> No.16741056

>>16740923
Six years younger than me, but she's way bigger and lived a more interesting life.

>> No.16741060

>>16741019
As a 2hu she is made of memes.

>> No.16741070
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>>16741060
Anything popular is at least 30% memes at all times.

>> No.16741076

>>16741070
That sweater may be stupid, but damn side boobs are amazing.

>> No.16741079

>>16741076
And back.

Glorious side boobs and back!

>> No.16741092

>>16741079
Yes indeed. I love it for winged monster girls too because it gives them a lot of freedom for both wings and tail.

>> No.16741094

>>16741092
Yes.

How long until we're left with just a thong and "sweater" bikini top?

>> No.16741099
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>Hey dude, wanna be on TV?
This could be a legit chance, I think you should take it.

>> No.16741101

>>16740923
>all these sub 1000 agelets
I'm actually surprised.
somewhere in the 2600s

>> No.16741102

>>16741099
I don't.

>> No.16741115

>>16741101
Poor woman must get bullied by her age. At least she has a husband.

>> No.16741120

>>16741094
At some point it will be just a sweater string.

>> No.16741124

>>16741048
Oh well happy birthday for when it was/is your birthday!

>> No.16741135

>>16741124
Oh. Thanks anon, happy birthday to you as well when the tine comes.

It's weird having a waifu that's superior to me in almost everyway, but I'm still older than her. Makes me want to work even harder for her.

>> No.16741149

>>16741099
i've got camera fright

>> No.16741156
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Soon will be beach time

>> No.16741163
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>>16740896
The chitin bits are more styled like the Soldier Beetles this time around.

>> No.16741170

>>16740987
More like her fat butt has transcended several chairs.

>> No.16741178

>>16741135
I know how you feel. I have a waifu who's superior me in every way and it makes me so happy to know that she'd love me no matter if she was superior. I'd prefer my waifu was older than me and my dream is to work for my waifu by finding her! And maybe even trying to win her over in some of my fantasies.

>> No.16741209

Just returned from store and decided to call out 'Honey, I'm home' as a joke. The silence replying hit me harder than it should have.

>> No.16741236

>>16741209
That's what you get from being dumb. At least I have my parrot saying "Hey nigger"

>> No.16741238

>>16741209
This fantasy is really taking its toll on people.

>> No.16741243

>>16741156
Oh man, I gotta get back to jogging so I can impress bitches on the beach and not just get dragged away by Sea Slimes.

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>>16735795
>>16736756
>>16736806
Like this people will maybe stop asking the same question over and over again

>> No.16741250

>>16741178
The only way I see my waifu being older than me is in a medieval setting where I find her while exploring, and even then she wouldn't be that old.

>> No.16741255

>>16741249
Looks so much better now. And it's not a NTR fantasy anymore.

Thanks man

>> No.16741260

>>16741250
I like to meet my waifu in a medieval setting while being older than me.

But then again modern setting sounds nice.

>> No.16741263

>>16741249
Titania-Onee should not be doing such things!

>> No.16741265

>>16741249
That squid was actually just a prop. Someone ugly came to her and she had to use the I already have a husbando excuse.

>> No.16741270

>>16741263
The other two probably convinced her this is all a game

>> No.16741271

>>16741265
>getting rejected by a Chaos girl

That must hurt

>> No.16741285

>>16741271
She can change your mind, but not your appearance. Some monsters have tastes too you know?

>> No.16741295

>>16741285
No MG would ever do that because they're nice girls!

What if the guy (he probably wouldn't because he's such a nice guy) turned around and said her mindflayer body is disgusting and Chaos girls are freaks? She wouldn't like that much would she?

>> No.16741298

>>16741270
I'll save her from those lewd girls.

>> No.16741303
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16741303

>Shauni ourdomz tindraah!
There's something very odd about this creature, I hope she's not a maneater.

>> No.16741306

>>16741295
Looks like she was right to trust her Monster's intuition then
More evidence for the theory that ugly people generally tend to have ugly personalities

>> No.16741308

>>16741298
Good man, Titania's purity needs to be protected by her Otouto.

>> No.16741309

>>16741295
I'm a nice guy too but I would still reject some MGs. But hey, most of them are fine with it and that flayer is just a rare case.

Though if that happened they might end up brawling though with the guy pulling and holding her tentacles and her trying to flay those thoughts out of him. The other two would start taking bets to grab some cash out of the situation.

>> No.16741310

>>16741306
Nah anon. I bet by end of the night that poor guy has a cute bunny mindflayer sitting on his lap.

>> No.16741315

>Trying to make the top10
>18 girls on the list and I don't know which one to cross out anymore
I never thought such a mundane thing would be so difficult

>> No.16741317

>>16741295
They're nice but you don't just get an entirely free select any pussy pass
Like you couldn't just walk up to Druella and be like 'hey im utterly not your type in any way but you have to marry me now'
They still have standards for goodness sake, take a shower, hit the gym

>> No.16741319

>>16741317
Ha! Luckily I have a waifu!

>> No.16741320

>>16741308
>really short Anon standing in front of a giant Titania protectively

Cute.

>> No.16741326

>>16741319
Good for you anon. Now you can use the I have a waifu excuse.

>> No.16741327

>>16741310
Uggo detected
Maybe she'll give em a pump'n'dump
Inb4 'well then she's a slut and no man will ever be happy with her' and other impotent rage

>> No.16741328

>>16741317
>monster girls
>High standards

Wew

>> No.16741332

>>16741328
If taking a shower and working out is high standards for you I have terrible news

>> No.16741335

>>16741320
That's adorable
She'd be proud of him. Not sure what he's doing, but proud

>> No.16741336

>>16741332
Anon I shower everyday.

>> No.16741339

>Escapism fantasy where you find a cute wife and fuck her
>"haha no mg would ever want that"

R9k pls go.

>> No.16741341

>>16741332
Working out is for me, but I have health issues.

>> No.16741350

>>16741315
I almost reached 10, then thread convinced to add 3 more. Guess we need to hope thread is correct and they choose us, not other way around.

>> No.16741351

>>16741328
All high-tier monsters canonically have high standards though

>> No.16741359

>>16741351
Not him and not really involved in this conversation.

But does the Dragon Family have really high standards? I need to know. Excluding vanilla Dragons obviously because they have high standards and it's seen in the profile.

>> No.16741361

>>16741336
Good. If you have good hygiene then I'm sure you can strike quite a few monsters, though if you smell then Beelzes and bugs will come for you.

>> No.16741365

>>16741359
Maybe just wyverns th the whole dragoon thing.

>> No.16741367
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16741367

>>16741339
That fag is just projecting.

>> No.16741376

>>16741339
There are types of men that Monstergirls like though
Like dragons only give the time of day to those who can impress them or dark elves want guys who will be submissive
You either take the whole package or it's just humans with some bits stuck on
Things get complicated when you put them in a setting other than the one they were designed for. They were intended to operate out of a fantasy medieval setting, putting them in modern without putting thought into 'translating' how they would behave just leads to everyone having different expectations that no one could claim as right

>> No.16741377

I want to send a Baphomet to loli jail!

>> No.16741378

>>16741367
Shortstacks a cute!

>> No.16741388

>>16741376
Yeah that's understandable. But his level of projecting isn't this.

>> No.16741392

It's the "let's tell anons they have no chance" episode again.

>> No.16741395

>>16741359
Wyverns osanajimi only standards
Wurm zero standards since they are retards
Jabber and zombie zero standards since they are turbo sluts
Ryu highly spiritual standards

>> No.16741403

How popular are your daughterus at school /mgt/? Do they have lots of friends or just a few?

>> No.16741404

>>16741392
They only if no chance if they don't believe.

>> No.16741407

>>16741395
>Jabber and zombie zero standards since they are turbo sluts

Oh thank god. I'll still improve myself for my special Dragons though. Going to be the man they deserve!

>> No.16741408

>>16741317
What if they're chubby chasers?

>> No.16741411

>>16741403
The smart girls who are good at a lot of things always get a lot of friends!

And it means their daddy needs to make quite a few snacks for their friends they bring over after school.

>> No.16741412

>>16741403
She has a few close friends but is liked by most people. Little thing is good and proud.

>> No.16741414

>>16741392
No one said that this entire conversation
Just that the possibility does in fact exist that in some cases a Monstergirl may not be into a guy enough to husbando him
Jesus

>> No.16741417

>>16741403
>Daughteru questionnaires now
Stop.

>> No.16741420

>>16741411
"snacks"

>> No.16741424

>>16741420
Cum candies counts as snacks, right?

>> No.16741426

>>16741408
Then that's fine too
I don't know why people are reading into this so much, is the thought that that some Monstergirls out there would simply not be your type so debilitating?

>> No.16741430

>>16741403
Well, according to the thread, my daughteru would be really popular. Due to her species people would naturally like her as well, but she'd probably only have two or three friends who she's really close with.

>> No.16741434

>>16741403
Enough with the questions already.

>> No.16741435

>>16741426
Yep. Saying "in a rare case this might happen" reads as "it happens everytime".

>> No.16741444

>>16741328
Echidnas pick only the best genes for better kids
Bapho profile says that they, like all other powerful monster, pick only the powerful men
Salamander and other warriors acknowledge only those who can defeat them
Valkyries for heroes only
Kikis go after hard-working men
Belzee after stinking men
Etc etc
Though obviously KC gave some leeways like if you are a weakling you can beg warrior to train you, valk and echidnas can sometimes sense "great potential" , kikis rarely goes after neets

>> No.16741451

>>16741435
That's kind of depressing

>> No.16741452

>>16741420
No. Not like this.

I'd make little bites for them to have before they go out and play.

>> No.16741458

>>16741444
>kikis rarely goes after neets

When will this meme die? Some Kikis wouldn't be able to resist not turning a NEETs life around and making him a better man. And surely a Kiki must know that if she can't help him, who will?

Kikis are pure. Don't make them out to be judgmental assholes.

>> No.16741459

>>16741417
These damn squirrels want to know everything.

>> No.16741462

>>16741452
Bitting? Damn anon that's lewd. At least everyone would be full of energy though.

>> No.16741468

>>16741452
"play"

>> No.16741480

>>16741462
>>16741468
My daughterus are pure anons.

>> No.16741481

>>16741452
Anon no! No biting!

>> No.16741491

>>16741480
Of course anon. You give them little bites and they go out to play with their friends. They are probably old enough so it's okay.

>> No.16741505

>>16741481
>>16741491
Ganna hug my daughterus and give them little nibble on the ears infront of their friends! I love them!

But then their mother is going to get jealous and want some.

>> No.16741521

>>16741505
Your waifu will probably nibble your ears then. There is no escape.

>> No.16741522

If a man went to the Red Light's District in MGC, walked into a brothel and asked for civilized company and intelligent conversation, who would they provide him with?

>> No.16741526

>>16741522
A hakutaku. See that image above.

>> No.16741527
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16741527

What we need is a monster exercise program
showing various monsters in workout clothes
>No CC succubus in an 80's workout leotard

>> No.16741530

>>16741527
>spoiler
I've seen this idea before and I still love it.

>> No.16741531

>>16741526
>Sexy and alluring bunny Hakutaku sitting at a table with you while you discuss smart stuff

Cute!

>> No.16741538

>>16741265
Im going to win over that flayer by the end of the night and show her I'm a good guy.

>> No.16741547

>>16741521
Oh that's lewd anon! My waifu would probably take advantage of it while my daughterus were out playing. Maybe some spooning+ear nibbling+gentle femdom?

Like that one lewd image

>> No.16741575

>>16741527
For early workouts in the training program:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
For later/final workouts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Z96WwZrL0

>> No.16741584

>>16741531
It's business in MGC, I know how it works. they need to hire a batch of girls only to talk and lend a shoulder for someone to cry on and things like that. It's easier that way because then the real girl canfocus on sex and not in emotional stuff.

>>16741538
Start by buying a few drinks, anon. And don't hold back when she decides to read your mind.

>>16741547
I'm sure she would anon. I hope you like getting groped on lewd places as she whispers sweet nothings on your ear and tries to finish you off before the daughterus come home.

>> No.16741592

>>16741584
That sounds nice.

>ywn summon a Succubus who's job it is to be a shoulder to cry on

>> No.16741594

>>16740896
Now being a slut for Devil Bugs is slightly less shameful

I want to be gameover'd by a lv1 cockroach and be forced to endlessly breed with her colony

>> No.16741598

>>16741584
>Start by buying a few drinks, anon. And don't hold back when she decides to read your mind.

I wonder what happens when she finds my fantasy of wanting to marry her.

>> No.16741600

>>16741584
>they need to hire a batch of girls only to talk and lend a shoulder for someone to cry on and things like that.
That sounds like a trap to lure lonely/depressed men into the arms of girls with fetishes for healing. Hakutaku sensei is tired of being alone and wants a husband to take care of, that'll be the first place she sings up.

>> No.16741622

>>16741592
It's a good thing they made that a job. It's easy to identify the client my the shakey scribbles and desperation in the spell.

>>16741600
Again, it's not really a trap. Imagine having a brothel and 40% of your clients are sad guys trying to cry at your girls while they just want to have nice sex and get money. It would take quite a toll and hurt their performance, so the best solution is to hire girls to fix that, to works as oulets for those kinds of customers. No need to pay that high for them too since they are happy to get a husband and would drag those guys away.

It's a win win win win.

>> No.16741627

>>16741598
Depending on how drunk she is she might take you right there and squid you up. If she's normal then you'll have to soft her out and try to at least take her home.

>> No.16741628

I want to ram a baphomet from behind while she uses a big plush toy as a pillow to rest her upper body on.

>> No.16741630

>>16741622
Sounds like a good idea.

>> No.16741638
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16741638

I would like to train with the lilims and learn to crush any that get in my way?

>> No.16741639
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16741639

Why are Sandworms so goddamn cute?

>> No.16741642

>>16741638
Would you?

>> No.16741644

>tfw no Ghost girlfriend, where whenever she climaxes, random objects start flying around the room.

>> No.16741649

>>16741584
I love ASMR and my waifu knows it. It would be amazing if she'd abuse my slutty nature.

>> No.16741651

>>16741642
I would.

>> No.16741656

>>16741639
It's their purity anon.

>> No.16741657

>>16741638
Does Selene actually have a demon realm?

>> No.16741659

>>16741630
It would be a very popular place too considering the kind of business we would deal with.

>> No.16741665

>>16741639
Because you're a melange-addict.

>> No.16741666

>>16741627
Ganna soften her up at home abit and then we can engage in the process that consummates our marriage and makes us closer.

>> No.16741678

>>16741659
I imagine it would be a great matchmaking service aswell. Although there would be two kinds of guys going through the door, the confident horny ones looking for some fuck. And the sad crying ones. Would be cute seeing the sad ones escorted to a desk where they'd pick a girl that they really like or just any girl and then that girl would come out and comfort him in her arms.

>> No.16741685

>>16741657
She barely has a shack in the woods she calls "mansion"

>> No.16741690

>>16741649
I'm sure she would. The teasing would be so much you would be begging for it.

>>16741666
If you don't mind to being a squid I'm sure she would gladly take you.

>> No.16741692

>>16741657
Well she has territory beyond her mansion at least.
Here's a question, would you try to woo a kikimora that works under selene?

>> No.16741702

>>16741685
What kind of shack has a underground arena? along with golems and kiki maids?
Or is Selene some forest hobo lilim powering an illusion?

>> No.16741717

>>16741702
>Or is Selene some forest hobo lilim powering an illusion?
Yes. She's the free candy van driver of lilims.

>> No.16741721

>>16741678
I would feel proud if business growed a lot, maybe to the poit where I could even smug little tanukis.
It really woukd be great for everyone.

>> No.16741732
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16741732

>>16741628
I like your style, would it be in her bedroom on her pink and frilly bed too?

>> No.16741740

>>16741692
A kiki is still a kiki, I'm sure I could manage.
still, I think any monster under Selene's influence might as well come with a warning "may or may not shiv you".

>> No.16741745

>>16741678
What would the payment be for the non-sex worker girls though?

>> No.16741750

Would Monstergirls in the wild get into kerfuffles with one another? While it can be assumed they don't eat one another, I can still see many species getting territorial over either land for hunting/living or fighting over a man or group of men to pick from. Real fighting, not 'no fair Diana I saw him first!'

>> No.16741764

>>16741649

My waifu would definitely take advantage of my ASMR fetish too.

>> No.16741769

>>16741750
Dragons probably fight a lot.

>> No.16741773

>>16741750
Griffons and dragons would likely fight over treasure and farm monster girls might not appreciate scavengers stealing crops from their home.

>> No.16741778

>>16741750
Probably, since food and mates are important for living.

>> No.16741785

>>16741717
That's rude, all she wants its to fight strong men.

>> No.16741786

>>16741750
There are still plenty of monstergirls that have legitimately deadly appendages to them that aren't 'but its actually Demon Silver'. Presumably they would use them.

>> No.16741794

>>16741732
Obviously, and her panties that get removed should be pink and frilly too.

>> No.16741795

>>16741785
Slut!

>> No.16741804

>>16741785
I still don't get it.
Why would such an OP monster want to fight?
If it was something like defending a demon realm then fine, but why fight for fighting's sake? its dumb.

>> No.16741809

>>16741804
>its dumb
Fitting for Selene

>> No.16741827

hey, .Less said he'd draw me something. What should I get him to draw?

>> No.16741831

>>16741750
Well my big sister's share so I can be ok.

>> No.16741836

>>16741794
Would the panties be around one of her ankles and would she be wearing a randoseru? Baphomets are probably really into that sort of roleplay.

>> No.16741838

>>16741827
Child gnome with a pot plant.

>> No.16741840

>>16741827
tied up lolis

>> No.16741845

>>16741827
A Demon in a carnival ringleader outfit

>> No.16741853

>>16741827
CC succubus in a workout leotard
Or a griffon in a track suit

>> No.16741854

>>16741827
lilims

>> No.16741860

>>16741845
This

>>16741853
Or this

>> No.16741864

>>16741827
Griffon and dragon double paizuri, especially if they're angry and competitive.

>> No.16741868
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16741868

>>16741827
More Gundam themed Automatons.

>> No.16741884

>>16741864
That must be a tough for the poor husband.

>> No.16741894

>>16741884
Maybe he's incubized into having a massive cock.

>> No.16741896

>>16741804
Beast explained it in the past.
Selene likes human willpower and seeing humans give there all. and fighting (unassisted by magic) is what excites her as she can be beaten out in sword skill even if she can run them into the ground with raw power.

There's also the fact that some people just like to fight and beast himself LOVES fighting if his non roulette stories and love of salamanders is anything to go be.

>> No.16741906

>>16741303
>Wendigo
>Maneater

Does that mean that they have an obsession with blowjobs just like Ghouls do?

>>16741750
They're civilized enough not to slaughter each other now but I wouldn't be surprised if some fought each other in serious fights over land or men

>> No.16741908

>>16741884
They both have instincts to guard their treasure and see his penis as their greatest one.

Guy has his work cut out for him.

>> No.16741934

>>16741908
>Angrily slurping and jockeying with their mouths for position over who gets to suck down his first load
Lawdy

>> No.16741943

>>16741854
A drunken lilim get together!

>> No.16741954

>>16741934
I need it!

I'd love the protective cuddles after aswell.

>> No.16741957

>>16741809
Why is Selene dumb to you? don't like the lilims gimmick?

>> No.16741963

>>16741957
Lilims are dumb!

But not shit!

>> No.16741965

>>16741934
>trying to absorb anon's cock with their breasts to deny the other but they're both evenly matched in size so neither yields
>eventually they give up and start moving up and down in perfect timing with each other
>they have a lot of common despite their dislike for each other

>> No.16741966

>>16741963
Lilims are for bullying.

>> No.16741969

>>16741966
Lilims are NOT for bullying.

>> No.16741974

>>16741804
>Lilims need strong husbands to give birth to more lilims.
It makes sense that strong warriors would be a thing to look into.

>> No.16741986

>>16741804
Anon, hear me out.

Fighting beautiful women.

>> No.16741988

>>16741896
Didn't beast also say that she hates submissive men and boysluts?

>> No.16741991

>>16741954
>Completely evenly shoved between their big tits
>one fluffy wing behind, one leathery wing in front
>even though they're stroking your hair and kissing the top of your head they're still angrily glaring and snarling at one another
>The vibrations in their chests from the snarling is actually really soothing
They make it work I guess.
>>16741965
Jesus, imagine them each trying to get more of it over their face when he finally erupts
>"Ah, thank you husband, you've cum so much for me!"
>"What? Lizardbrained git, see how soiled husband has made my face, clearly it was I he favored this time!"
>Proceed to angrily lick each other's faces of all your wad, which just gets you hard again

>> No.16741993

>>16741974
What if I charm a Lilim with romance? Ganna do the impossible?

>> No.16741997

>>16741969
I'm going to bully a Lilim.

>> No.16742000

>>16741993
The last time that happened, the lilim in question got shivved.

>> No.16742013

>>16741991
The cuddles sound comfy!

>>Proceed to angrily lick each other's faces of all your wad, which just gets you hard again

That's lewd!

>> No.16742016

>>16741993
It could work, just not with Selene.
there is not real standard to monsters half the time, seeing as its the story makers that truly give things personalty.
So a fight happy lilim might not like that sort of thing but for a different lilim it might just be the thing she's waiting for.

>> No.16742025

>>16741988
I think at that point that's more beast's personal taste. In the discord he said he'll never write a submissive man.

>> No.16742030
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16742030

>>16740246
They could stand to get the big girl treatment.

>> No.16742031

>>16741991
>Licking each other's faces of their husband's cum
I want this with a Liliraune

>> No.16742036

OC lilims are shit

>> No.16742041

>>16741836
>Baphomet roleplaying a clueless loli and you're supposed to "molest" her

>> No.16742044

>>16741991
Just imagine when they're stacked on top of each other trying to get you to stick it in them first, whichever you pick is going to cause arguments.

>> No.16742046

>>16741943
That would be fun.

>> No.16742055

>>16742036
I'm sorry anon.

>> No.16742056

>>16742025
A lilim's taste is her creator's taste.

>> No.16742059

>>16742036
Anonymous is shit

>> No.16742063

>>16742036
Correct.

>> No.16742067

>>16742041
I ain't no pedo but that's kinda hot. As roleplay only.

>> No.16742070

>>16742044
How in the world does one decide in that scenario?

>> No.16742079

>>16742070
Odd/even days?

I doubt that'll last long. We're talking about a Griffon and a Dragon after all.

>> No.16742082

>>16742067
>I ain't no pedo
Sure thing lad.

>> No.16742098

>>16733591
you guys read this series yet? its pretty good.
https://exhentai.org/s/1033c6f241/831979-1

>> No.16742104

>>16742098
It's the best.

>> No.16742105
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16742105

>>16742098
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door.

>> No.16742106

>>16742098
>humans
Probably why I haven't and still won't.
I cannot get it up for plain ol' humans anymore.

>> No.16742110

>>16742082
Leave him be. Maybe it's anubisfag.

>> No.16742114
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16742114

Last wife commission from this artist has finished!
I'm really happy with how they've all turned out.
http://files.catbox.moe/w07rmt.jpg
Just goes to show that impulsively spending $200 because you can't just pick one sketch so you decide to get all of them isn't always a bad idea.

>> No.16742117

>>16742056
Then I guess I must trash that request I was going to give beast for his roulette.

>> No.16742119

>>16742070
Flip a coin, they might argue but at least they know it wasn't your choice and you done it to stop arguments.

>> No.16742120

>>16742036
Lilims are SHIT!

>> No.16742130
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16742130

I want to bully a Paladin-chan with my corrupt dick by masturbating into her belongings in the night.

>> No.16742140

Design a material-monstergirl, like a latex-girl or a foodgirl

>> No.16742145

>>16742130
She'll burn her belongings as well as you. Should've raped her when you had the chance.

At least you have a cute Wisp wife now.

>> No.16742153

>>16742140
Plutonium girl.

>> No.16742154

>>16742117
What was it?

>> No.16742158

>>16742145
Getting stabbed in the taint with a holy sword will be worth it if I can manage to cum into her nostril before she wakes up. She'll never get that smell of corruption out.

>> No.16742159

>>16742110
Hi anon! That guy isn't me but I thought it's nice to just say hi.

>> No.16742162

>>16742140
Officially licensed Mountain Dew Gamerslime©®™
Code Red and Livewire flavors coming soon.

>> No.16742168

>>16733591
there should be angelic type monster girls

>> No.16742170
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16742170

>>16742168
is that right

>> No.16742172

>>16742154
Dude gets a dark elf and amazon

>> No.16742183

>>16742170
This purity! I can't handle it!

>> No.16742184
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16742184

>>16742168

>> No.16742185

>>16742170
Is that one of those uncorruptible valkyries?

>> No.16742188

>>16742114
It is if you're missing out on eating

>> No.16742191

>>16742185
She could be "corrupt" and never know it.
Not all valkyries turn into the Dark variety.

>> No.16742194

I want to sit my waifu on my lap and feed her snacks!

>> No.16742197

>>16742184
I like this steelum.

>> No.16742198

>>16742191
I don't know anon, she is too shiny and yellow for that.

>>16742159
Hi to you too.

>> No.16742204

>>16742183
>>16742185
>"Ye noble Anon, I shan't ne'er stray from holy light whilst thine presence dost accompany me"

Maybe she just started off realizing it's okay to develop feelings and reconciled that it doesn't have to be all super lewd and corrupted, so she found a balanced middle ground that still allowed her to stay pure while loving her hero.

>> No.16742205

>>16742172
Yeah beast would hate that.
Somebody has to ask him why he feels that strongly about femdom, or at least monster femdom.

>> No.16742209

>>16742204
Oh man she even speaks in loyal knight. Would give her a thumbs up and tell her to go search for someone else.

>> No.16742215

>>16742205
Who cares? He's just some ESL monstergirl gacha writer that gets forced like all the other lilim creators

>> No.16742217

>>16742204
Isn't that basically what monster Valkyries are already?

>> No.16742220

>>16742205
Does it matter?

>> No.16742221

>>16742184
she is very pretty!

>> No.16742225

Training to be a Paladin or hero must be real hard.

>> No.16742232

>>16742225
Paladins are not monstergirls, fuck off.

>> No.16742233

>>16742215
ESL?

>> No.16742234

>>16742225
Just grind and don't be stupid.

>> No.16742235

>>16742225
Especially with all the monsters and incubi with corruption fetishes who want to molest them.

>> No.16742237

>>16742233
English second language

>> No.16742245

>>16742235
Think about how stupidly uncommon single incubi would be though.
They're not really a primary concern.

>> No.16742251

>>16742215
>>16742220
I'm just kinda curious is all.
Why would he like monster girls but is anti femdom?

>> No.16742260

>>16742245
I bet a tricky Lilim would incubize guys with Paladin fetishes to help them molest one. In fact, if I wrote a donut sleet I'd start with that.

>> No.16742262

>>16742251
Stop shilling yourself

>> No.16742265

>>16742237
He's British. Born in London.

>> No.16742270

>>16742098

Yeah. I love it, which is funny considering the art. I even love the art now.

>> No.16742277

>>16742170
Best Valkyrie
Sex in Lotus position while holding hands with the lights off so her wings can illuminate the darkness while they are wrapped around you. Then falling asleep in her warm embrace

I know, it fucking saccharine and cheesy, but I bet many of you would want that.

>> No.16742291

>>16742265
Wait what
You're kidding me, there's no way English is his first language

>> No.16742292

>>16742265
Does he have a feud with noted Argie cunt Harblador?

>> No.16742298

>>16742277
Its not cheesy, doing that with a girl is always cute and loving. It's just that special kind of position for ultimate passionate sex.

Basically the position for daughteru making.

>> No.16742301

>>16742291
Well, I hear he's Black.

>> No.16742306

>>16742188
It's fiiiiiiine

>> No.16742308

>>16742301
>Londoner
>Black
Water is wet, fire is hot.

>> No.16742313

>>16742291
Dyslexia though.

>> No.16742314

>>16742262
I'm not shilling myself, if I was I would have posted my own dragon story and shilled that.

>> No.16742319

>>16742277
What sort of things does a pure loving Valkyrie say during such gentle passionate sex?

>> No.16742329
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16742329

I wonder if spiders treat starbucks like a bar?

>> No.16742334

>>16742319
Please do not request anons to ERP with you in the thread.

>> No.16742336

>>16742319
No words, it's the actions and warmth that matters, an understanding yet warm and gentle gaze that allows connection on a level far greater than just a physical one.

>> No.16742339

>>16742329
Yes.
It's extremely cute to see wasted spiders trying to hit on fully awake boys.

>> No.16742340

>>16742329
Be careful when walking into MGC Starbucks, everywhere you walk could be a web trap created by a drunk and lonely spider girl.

>> No.16742342

>>16742334
Dude you suck.

>> No.16742343

>>16742334
The hell did you get that from?

>> No.16742347

>>16742329

This idea is cute and very abusable. All you wanted was a coffee, but instead you got a bunch of drunk spiders.

That's a lot of leglocking.

>> No.16742352

In one of the Douglas Adams books the MC found his calling when he stumbled on a planet inhabited by people who didn't know how to make proper sandwiches, thus making him their official sandwich maker.
Which species could a man make sandwiches for for a living?

>> No.16742354

>>16742352
Amazons.

>> No.16742356

>>16742334
What?

>> No.16742360

>>16742329
>socks

Cute!

>> No.16742361

>>16742340
I might start drinking coffee just for this.

>> No.16742363

>>16742291
It is, He's just Dyslexic.

>> No.16742364

>>16742336
Sounds pretty fantastic. Probably a lot of reassurance going both ways, considering the Valk would probably know ultimately corruption will win out. Hopefully her hero would reciprocate the feeling of protection she gives him.
It really does sound quite sweet.

>> No.16742367

>>16742361
Be careful, it's addictive. I drink like 5 cups a day of that goddamn tar.

>> No.16742374

>>16742347
Do Ushi-onis apply too?

>> No.16742377

>>16742361
Real life coffee drinking involves a lot less class and a lot more grumpiness.

>> No.16742378

>>16742374

You bet your ass they do.

>> No.16742380

>>16742292
>harblador
>argie
I thought that was Losenis.

>> No.16742384

>>16742374
Yep. Heard that they can even tip themselves while drunk.

>> No.16742389

>>16742377

This man knows. I don't even want people talking to me until I've had my coffee. I'm 100% a night owl, mornings are the fucking worst.

>> No.16742391

>>16742384
Tip the rape train spider cow!

>> No.16742399
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16742399

You return some trinket with sentimental value to an Elf Wight and she stars singing at you. Do you listen or just stare at her bare skin and think about licking peanut butter off of her?

>> No.16742401

>>16742114
You have a serious problem my man

>> No.16742404

>>16742399

She seems trustworthy. Does she have any peanut butter?

>> No.16742413

>>16742404
Probably not but she's got lots of sloppy green goop you can use for lotion.

>> No.16742414

>>16742391
Dude, I'll tip the drunken spider cow and while she is on her back I'll hug fluff.

>> No.16742415

>>16742399
I tell that bitch to watch her clever mouth

>> No.16742421

>>16742415
Nobody likes you Garrosh.

>> No.16742422

>>16742413

I'm not familiar with WoW, but I love Sylvanas's design. Is this going to lead to a bad end, because like I said I'm gonna trust her.

>> No.16742424

>>16742399
Listen, she's probably got something interesting to say.

>> No.16742428
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16742428

what about those that have accepted the Darkness in their hearts?

>> No.16742430

>>16742422
>Is this going to lead to a bad end
>Sylvanas
Yes.
I don't care what the context is. Yes.

>> No.16742432

>>16742422
Sylvanas is a good girl who dindu nothin'.

>> No.16742433

>>16742380
I heard Harb's range ban adventure was when all of Argentina got banned.

>> No.16742434

>>16742414
You think that's a good idea? Well what about when she locks you in with her fluffy spider legs?

>> No.16742438

>>16742428
Leave them for those that like sluts.

>> No.16742441

>>16742421
P'ORCS ONLY
Trolls, minotaurs, gremlins and zombies out!
>>16742422
Just don't tell her to cover your flank. Or be around her when she's moody. Unrelated, she has been moody for the past couple centuries with no stop.

>> No.16742444

>>16742428
She kind of reminds me of Berserker Lancelot.
>>16742441
Racist P'Orcs are terrible, I hope a Troll puts a hoodoo hex on you.

>> No.16742446

>>16742428
They look lewd. But hey, atleast she'll love her special hubby and full their lives with pleasure and their husbands pleasure. That's always a good thing

>> No.16742447

>>16742098
I did read a part

>reverse gender roles
>the guy's in control
I stopped there

>> No.16742448

>>16742434
I'll hug her back even more and nuzzle her tummy as well as giving it a bunch of loud smooches. I'll even scratch her sides and look at her in the eyes.

>> No.16742455

>>16742428
Clearly the superior option. Smart girls tee bee haytch.

>> No.16742456

>>16742430
>>16742432
>>16742441

Well, that's what I get for playing FFXI instead I guess.

>> No.16742461

>>16742448
Hope you enjoy your new wife.

>> No.16742465

>>16742455
I love smart girls though!

>> No.16742468

>>16742447
the penis does the thrusting. its just mechanics.

also the scenario is a confident girl fucking a virgin boy, so it still fits.

>> No.16742470

>>16742456
Forget about WoW, it rapes the lore anyway. Just play Warcraft 3. Everyone should play Warcraft 3. It's a story as perfect as was ever made.
Also the first level where Night Elves show up? 10/10 semen demon voices giggling in the woods after 10,000 years with no men.

>> No.16742472

>>16742428
I wish a Valkyrie would accept the darkness in her heart and fall to marry me.

>> No.16742475

>>16742461
That was fast. She shouldn't just husbando any guy.

>> No.16742476

>>16742428
Do Dark Valks tick high on the 'Yandere' list? For some reason I can really see it with them.

>> No.16742484

>>16742476
>Hey, hey anon you weren't fighting with someone else, were you? What would you do if you died and went to Valhalla without me? Huh?

>> No.16742487

>>16742475
>giving up a perfectly good human male
>an opportunity most monsters would die for
You can say MGs have a lot of things, but standards aren't really among them.

>> No.16742490

>>16742428
Aren't as good.

>> No.16742493

>>16742098
here is a mg related one from the same author

https://exhentai.org/s/395931547e/1032767-1

>> No.16742501

>>16742487
I don't think I would be perfectly good, I would just do my best to see her smile and be happy with a bunch of nuzzles and possibly dry humps at first.

>> No.16742504

>>16742476
Yeah, they may purposefully tell their hero to fight other monstergirls that hit on him and say its a command from on high. Maybe say stuff like 'Oh they're beneath you, let me handle this one' so she can personally fuck em up.

>> No.16742518

>>16742484
>Haa haa...
>How could you cheat on me by fighting that bandit queen?
>You put your sword inside her...
>You rammed it into her again and again...
>You killed her...
>You became the most important man in her life...
I shall have to punish you.

>> No.16742525

>>16742518
Hot damn I fucking love me some Yan girls like that

>> No.16742538

>>16742468
the penis does the thrusting. its just mechanics.
You haven't seen good femdom doujins then

>> No.16742545

>>16742501
Don't worry anon. You'll be great. You trying your best is perfect for her.

>dry humping

I imagine this gets a lot of MGs wet.

>> No.16742548 [DELETED] 

>>16742545
I wonder if any MGs are down for full on frotting.

>> No.16742551

>>16742548
Frotting?

>> No.16742555

>>16742548
Think you got the wrong term there chief.

>> No.16742561

>>16742551
>>16742555
FROTTAGE
FROTAGE
NOT FROTTING

>> No.16742563

>No dark Mage maid to give me head strokes in the morning

It hurts.

>> No.16742564

>>16742555
Buiii

>> No.16742573

>>16742561
What does frottage mean then?

>> No.16742575

>>16742564
>Cute pudgy P'Orc girlfriend gives a confused look when you stare at her while she's pigging out on some bacon
>"...Buii? Something wrong, hunk?"

>> No.16742578

>>16742563
>No Shoebill harpy to give me face nuzzles in the morning
Even worse.

>> No.16742580

>>16742573
Basically grinding to completion. Clothed sex. Outercourse. Like being squished up against a gal on a subway and her grinding against you so intensely you cum from it.

>> No.16742582

>>16742561
Frost Age? You mean like Glacies and Ice queens?

>> No.16742585

Fat P'Orcs should be whipped into shape.

>> No.16742586

>>16742184
>sudden resurgence in art for this slut
Godammit .less.

>> No.16742591

>>16742585
I hear rough doggystyle is a great working when you wanna whip your P'orc

>> No.16742597

>>16742580
Oh that's lewd. I want my waifu to rub her paws against my lap because she knows it gets me off.

>> No.16742601
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>>16742563
>no loli wight to warm up

>> No.16742607

>>16742601
>You'll never be a young boy cuddling with a young Demon on a warm summer night after the two of you got exhausted playing in the back yard.
Profound sadness.

>> No.16742625

>>16742591
Gonna make that P'Orc butt jiggle.

>> No.16742627

>>16742607
That's comfy, anon.

>You will never relieve an Anubis' stress when she comes home from work

Eternal suffering.

>> No.16742630

>>16742601
What is it about the loli body tummies that look so delicious? I'd kiss/lick/massage my waifu's tummy while she looked younger.

>> No.16742636

>>16742630
Gross.

>> No.16742638

>>16742625
That's the ticket. Teach that bitch a lesson for peing such a cutie with such a rapeable everything. Gonna motorboat her tummy then proceed to eat her out sloppily while she keeps feeding her dumb face!

>> No.16742643

>>16742636
It's ok if you think that anon. It's not for everyone.

>> No.16742646

>>16742643
Lolis aren't for sexual anon.
They're for pure things.

>> No.16742648

>>16742607
>you'll never be an adult man cuddling a young Demon on a warm summer night after the two of you got exhausted having sex

>> No.16742656

>>16742638
>"Hey bitch, you're such a fuckable pig-slut. I'm gonna rape your fat ass, you slick whore!"
>"...um... t-thanks honey, you're p-probably right"

>> No.16742658

>>16742648
Erase yourself from this mortal plane you sick fuck.
Don't sully my childhood friend fantasies with your bullshit.

>> No.16742659

>>16742646
I fully agree. I'd do so many cute things when my waifu was in that form, I'd cook her lovely meal, sit her in my lap while we go for a picnic, carry her, etc. Stuff like that.

>> No.16742661

>>16742658
Don't rise to it anon. Just let it slide, I don't mean nothing.

>> No.16742664

>>16740311
>>16740222
Still want to fuck that tail.

>> No.16742674 [SPOILER] 
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16742674

So anon, care to explain to me why you didn't your monster girl waifu?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G6088FtGsI

>> No.16742676
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16742676

>Hey kid wanna play a game?

>> No.16742677

>>16742674
I don't exist with her, yet.

>> No.16742679

>>16742676
Not with that makeup.

>> No.16742681

>>16742676
That movie scared and grossed me out beyond shitless.

>> No.16742687

>>16742646
>laughing loligoats

>> No.16742689

>>16742677
It was supposed to say "save" in the spoiler but something happened.

Have a bonus for failure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYrnjrinjNk

>> No.16742693

>>16742676
>'Only if it's mario party"

>> No.16742694

>>16742689
Oh, well I'd tain to be the best warrior I could be so I can princess carry my waifu to safety!

>> No.16742698

>>16742676
>When Living Dolls go Mayadere

>> No.16742701

>>16742676
once Living Doll learns about fearboners, I'll be too scared to shut the lights,

>> No.16742705

>>16742676
Fearboner no, stop.

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>>16742694
You'd have to play the game to know why that wouldn't happen.

Have some tits for being a good guy though.

>> No.16742719

>>16742687
I'll be the one with the last laugh when all my daughterus grow up and get husbandos.
Especially when my demon daughteru gets her mother's proportions.

>> No.16742722

>>16742716
>not fucking ghosts

>> No.16742730

>>16742676
I'd play with her if you know what I mean.

>> No.16742734
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16742734

need more monsters that know paperwork.

>> No.16742735

>>16742676
What does she do when she finds me sniffing her panties?

>> No.16742739

>>16742676
Yo, lets play some Crash bash.

>> No.16742743

>>16742735
You get put in one of her "torture games".
Basically she makes you choose between various things.
>"You can only leave this room if you use this manticore needle or huff this mothman dust"
>"You can only leave this room if you cum in this artificial tailpussy or on this artificial fluffy tail"
>"You can only leave this room if you cum on this flat chest or this busty chest"
>"You can only leave this room if you choose Pussy or Ass as the best"
>Etc.
It's all to decide how she'll configure her body to rape you with.

>> No.16742756

>>16742743
>artificial
Torture game aside, I'm a little insulted that she thinks I'd fall for that.

>> No.16742757

>>16742743
Oh that sounds like a lot of fun! I'd love to see her body afterwards, it would actually be perfect.

And here I thought she was going to be some scary yan.

>> No.16742758

Everyone already forgot about poor Devil Bug

This is her day! Give her respect!

>> No.16742760
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>>16742734
Leave it to the professionals.

>> No.16742766

>>16742758
No thanks.

>> No.16742772

>>16742758
You're right anon.

Devil bugs are such cuties, I can imagine them raiding the cupboard and being absolute NEETs. It would probably be nice to come home to one gorging herself on food and coming up to give you a big hug because she loves you so much. They're the kind of girl you can settle down with and have a nice healthy family of a 100 daughterus.

>> No.16742773

>>16742758
I want to be gang raped by an entire family of devil bug sisters, they multiply by rabbits so that's probably a lot of sisters.

>> No.16742775

>>16742760
That poor, poor intern. He's about to get BLUEBERR

>> No.16742776
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16742776

>>16742734
>MG boss 'forgets' to complete her reports for the day
>"Oh Anon, would you be a dear and stay late to help me finish them?"
>30 minutes later you've got her bent over on her desk, plowing into her ass as she moans your name, the papers all but forgotten.

It's a wonder to how any work would get done at a MG dominated workplace.

>> No.16742778

>>16742775
Whoops, meant to say something like BLUEBERRIED

>> No.16742779

>>16742760
>Signing a Demon's contract
That's a huge mistake.

>> No.16742783

>>16742758
I prefer being hygienic so no.

>> No.16742786

>>16742776
Ganna turn on my schedule dog by doing some office roleplay with her.

She puts a stack of papers on my desk and demands I get them done by 3am. And I actually get them done, giving them in on time. That would probably make any Anubis wet.

>> No.16742787

>>16742760
I want to see that big Demon lactate through a tight t-shirt.

>> No.16742788

>>16742775
Its all part of the 'work experience'.
>>16742779
Unintelligent assessment right there to be quite honest famalam.

>> No.16742792

>>16742776
>forgotten
>implying she won't be reminding you to fill out your TPS reports while you ram her from behind

>> No.16742795

>>16742779
thats why you always must to doodle something onto it.

>> No.16742796

>>16742792
If she did that she is going to get kissed.

>> No.16742797

>>16742776
every workplace needs that one dense anon who carries rest of the team for the deadline.

>> No.16742798

>>16742788
It's the truth, only complete fools would sign a contract with a demon.

>> No.16742801
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16742801

>>16742758
>Moved into new house years ago, have not seen one cockroach but sees a spider every now and then.

>> No.16742803

>>16742797
I feel sorry for him. All his male colleagues are getting fucked and loved and he's just trying work his job as hard as he can so he doesn't get thrown out on the streets.

>> No.16742804

>>16734680
Yeah I preordered it for about 22 dollars and preordered the second one months ago that I'm getting it for 15 bucks due to Amazon's Pre-order Price Guarantee.

>> No.16742805

>>16742658
>implying monstergirls are for childhood friends fantasies
Young demons are for making mutually beneficial deals where you help her to practice contracts and sexual, and in return get to pound fat blueberry loli ass.

>> No.16742810
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>>16742787
Now THIS
THIS is a SMART POST. Even more tempting when it's leaking through the clothing.
>>16742798
Well shucks, where's my nifty 'Dunce' hat then? If I'm gonna be called a fool, I want the full experience.

>> No.16742811

>>16742803
At least he has his karaoke.

>> No.16742812

>>16742787
That's hot anon. But you've gotta take responsibility and milk her.

>> No.16742818

>>16742811
Lonely karaoke.

>> No.16742821

>>16742786
You've got the right idea, man. You waifu would be over the moon if you were to follow her orders to the letter like that, maybe she'd even give you a 'bonus' for all your hard work.

>> No.16742825

>>16742818
Lonely karaoke is fine, if Kiryu could do it so can he.

>> No.16742831

>>16742803
The fruits of being unapologetically dense.

>> No.16742836

>>16742821
My waifu is ecstatic with happiness and I get a reward for my work? What could be better?

And I'd be so happy that my waifu was happy.

>> No.16742837
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>>16742831
Make the call. Save an anon's love life.

>> No.16742840
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>>16742810
>>16742812
>Big sister Demon starts feeling the need to breed and make little blueberries with her otouto
>Throws her glasses off while her breasts well with milk and leak through her stretched t-shirt
>Sexhair is frazzled while her glowing red eyes stare longingly into his soul
>Gives the lucky lad a big wing hug while aggressively forcing a lactating nipple to his mouth and riding him

>> No.16742849

>>16742837
Why does Eros look like a Pillarmen? Still, he's doing god's work.

>> No.16742852

>>16742840
What I'd give to have my big sister's do that to me. It sounds amazing and I bet their milk would taste like heaven.

>> No.16742856

>>16742849
Eros is female

>> No.16742859

>>16742758
Best low level monster next only to Slimes
I'm surprised we don't have any Devil Bug fan, a lot of people in this thread seem perverted, filthy and shameless enough to be perfect matches for her

>>16742801
>Yandere spider killing every other bugs that try to infest your house
I bet she stares at you when you jerk off too

>> No.16742862

>>16742837
Cupid hotlines are a critical resource in MGC.
Remember: You can make a difference! Don't pass it off as someone else's problem, call it in today!

>> No.16742864

>>16742757
Scary yans are loving and sweet as long as you stay as loyal to them as they are to you.

>> No.16742870

>>16742840
Hngrk
>Guiding him through it as milk dribbles out of the corner of his mouth, one hand gently yet firmly keeping him locked and sucking the intoxicating sweet liquid down as she steadily slides him in and out
>"You feel that, otouto? That's onee-san's... mmmn, her happy place, and when you push up and give onee-san's happy place big... hard... kisses... aah, it makes her feel really good~!"
>Emphasizes her words by slamming her hips down on him before returning to lewdly grinding against him with his dick lodged deep within
>"Now when you start feeling really, really good otouto... when it starts feeling like something's gonna happen, I want you to push up with your hips as hard and strong as you can, okay? Can you do that for onee-san? Can you make onee-san the happiest girl in the world?"

>> No.16742871

>>16742859
Khepri are Devil Bugs except good.

>> No.16742874

>>16742837
You know what my problem is with Cupid?

Eventually they'll all have husbands and hang up their bows.

All of them except for one who has to stay the course, duty bound.

>> No.16742878

>>16742870
Ok anon you need to calm the fuck down because I haven't got this diamonds form just sex talk in a while.

Hot damn that's lewd.

>> No.16742880

>>16742849
Eros is a chick. Anyways, that Randy Savage looking motherfucker is a Paladin.
>>/jp/thread/16661874#p16666425

>> No.16742888

>>16742874
I'll ask my Cupid wife to teach me archery.

>> No.16742889

>>16742871
This truly
I mean unless you're like the absolute grimiest of people and into filth and stuff, otherwise Khepri are entirely superior

>> No.16742900

>>16742870
>ywn have this from your big sister

This is all I want

>> No.16742903

>>16742874
Nothing says they have to retire when they get a husband.
Why would they not still enjoy bringing others together? They are, after all, angels of Eros.

>> No.16742907

>>16742880
Do not take the name of Randy Savage in vein anon.

There are but two people in the universe who appear like Randy Savage.

That is Randy Savage and Rasslor.

>> No.16742926

>>16742870
I wouldn't be surprised if the Onee Sabbath started giving after school lessons like this, with innocent titles like "how to be the best otouto and make onee-san the happiest older sister ever."

>> No.16742930

>>16742878
>>16742900
>Finally starts picking up speed, bucking faster and faster on top of him
>removes her leaking tit from his mouth and pushes him back to lay on the bed, her thick thighs straddling him and keeping him from moving
>Starts moaning while looking down at him with a loving smile, her now free breasts flopping up and down and crashing against each other with little audible slaps
>Ass slamming into his thighs as the bed creaks with each downthrust beneath them
>notices her otouto's face clenching up and feels him swell a bit inside her, she feels her own orgasm coming on as well
>"Haa! Okay otouto, its time... take my hands and push up... yes! That's it! Make Onee-san happy! You make me so happy!! Ahh!"
>Clenches down hard on him, her pussy milking his spasming dick for all its worth as she gasps in ecstasy with her hands in his, thighs keeping his hips locked as they're pressed up into her, tears of joy starting to form at the sides of her eyes
>Finally after what feels like a minute straight, she gently collapses on top of him, her plush body enveloping him as she kisses him again and again and again, caressing his head as her lipstick leaves sloppy marks all around his face
>"Haa... haa... good job otouto... my little otouto is so wonderful... he made onee-san feel sooo good... he did such a great job for onee-san... did otouto like it too? Mmf... Does otouto want to sleep on onee-san now?"
>Spend the next hour fawning and cuddling him all over, unable to stop kissing as he slowly pants and falls asleep in her soft, warm embrace
Consider yourself ONEE'd

>> No.16742932

I want to get kabedon'd by a Paladin-chan.

>> No.16742947

>>16742907
I feel like wrestling is the most proper way to fight a monster girl. Sure you could go the traditional way of fighting a dragon with your sword and board, but what better way is there to show her you're husband material than to pin her in midair.

>> No.16742949

>>16742932
I want to trick paladinchan into eating CC cake

>> No.16742951

>>16742930
good shit

>> No.16742952

>>16742926
Atleast they're spreading a good and healthy message.

>>16742930
Ganna make my onee sans feel the best! Thanks for this anon.

>> No.16742954

>>16742949
>nothing changes
>1k yard stare from her

>> No.16742958

>>16742947
No, anon, the most proper way to fight a monster girl is with your fists.

>> No.16742964

>>16742947
>wrestling something half again your size
>and several times your strength
>who has no qualms with crotch grabs
Good luck with that.

>> No.16742967

>>16742954
I suppose this is a bad time to ask her age.

>> No.16742970

>>16742926
I can totally see that.
>>16742951
>>16742952
Yar! You can't just write a prompt about Demons and not expect me to dive on it.

>> No.16742976

>>16742954
I want to ask my archenemy Paladin-chan to marry me after battling each other for two decade. I'll present her a ring and not resist whatever she wants to do to me.

>> No.16742984

>>16742967
>Old as the hills and twice as dusty
Followed by her heading for the nearest pub to drown the nagging regrets in liquor.

>> No.16742986
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>>16742930
It's every otouto's duty to impregnate their loving Onee-sans, no matter the method

>> No.16742993

>>16742984
Is she in good shape at least?

>> No.16743002

>>16742993
Quite so, although she'd tell you otherwise if you asked her.
It's kinda hard to hold that profession and not be, really.

>> No.16743009

>>16742757
She is a scary yan anon.
Once her body is perfect, you're not leaving her.
Ever.

>> No.16743011

>>16743002
ok....
Welp, time for this ol' scout to hit the trail.

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Bats are the most numerous mammals out there, I think. They would probably be grateful if a man walked into their cave and became the colony semen dispenser.

>> No.16743124

>>16743115
No thanks, I don't want to be a glorified sperm bank.

>> No.16743139

>>16743124
But anon You'd also fall asleep being cuddled and nuzzled by a whole colony of fluffy werebats.

>> No.16743148

>>16743139
I'd only do that for a colony of thick, super soft werebats.

>> No.16743152

>>16743139
But I don't want to become an emotional husk that only exists to bring them pleasure.

>> No.16743155

>>16743139

I mean, I'll go in his stead. I just want to not be lonely.

>> No.16743161

>>16743148
Then go find a colony of Golden Capped Fruit Werebats.

>>16743152
But anon, you're not there to bring them pleasure, you're there to give them daughterus.
Are you going to feel like a husk after being cuddled after sex by a bunch of Werebats, all hoping that they get to be the first one to get pregnant?
Are you going to feel like a husk when all your cute daughterus rush you for hugs?

>> No.16743165

>profile comes out and barely makes me top 5
>over time they start to be on my mind more
>start to think of one as I'm trying to sleep
>eventually a personality and design that differs from the profile formed
>at first I wanted to write it off as being a donut steel like many others I've thought of over the years but eventually thinking of her is the best way to relax at night
I think it's slowly starting to happen, fuck.

>> No.16743166

>>16743161
That I will.
But will they be thick?

>> No.16743172

>>16743161
Well, that doesn't sound that bad when you say it like that.

>> No.16743178

>>16743165

Which one is it anon?

>> No.16743183

>>16743166
Anon, Golden Capped Fruit bats are the biggest bats in the world.
They're going to be big girls.

>>16743172
And that's not even getting into the neck kissing and playful nibbles.

>> No.16743189

>>16743178
The winged one that guards treasure and isn't a dragon.

>> No.16743190

>>16743183
But are they soft?
Not that I wouldn't say no to musclebats

>> No.16743198

>>16743190
I'd put my money on it varying from colony to colony. You could get a big soft colony.
They also subsist on fruit, so their werebat counterparts would eat all sorts of demon realm fruit.
Brace your pelvis.

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>>16740382
The heat makes their mofu frizzy and puffy, they need to go for a swim to cool down and clean their fur

>> No.16743206

>>16743183
Damn if I was a fan of Werebats I'd be pretty sad that I'll never have an experience like that.

>> No.16743209

>>16743198
That would be nice.
A whole lot of wing cuddles and soft werebats.
Maybe some strongfat ones.

>> No.16743212

>>16743189
Ooh that's a good one.
A man of taste I see.

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16743284

Dead

>> No.16743290

>>16733601
4U

>> No.16743320

>>16743212
I just can't get enough of the thought in being wrapped in her huge feathery wings.

>> No.16743328

>>16743284
Would love to be a butler for a inexperienced loli Wright who is uncertain of her current state, not to mention the mansion she inherited from her mother,

>> No.16743359

>>16743115
I wanna busty really ditsy genki bat that lets me slap her titties around just for giggles
The kind that kisses your neck so much you think she's trying to get through to the other side
With a big ol plump butt
That's my order, chop chop anons

>> No.16743368

>>16743328
>Madam, its perfectly acceptable to have days in which you rest and recuperate. Its not like you're on a timer of any kind, given your nature.
>"What? N-no, butler, I have a duty to uphold. Mother left me this estate and I must be a responsible matron that others can look up to as a pillar of strength..."
>...Madam, no one HAS to know if you take a single ice-cream and movie day.
>"...p-promise?"

>> No.16743408

>>16743284
Busty Wights are more my style, but the loli ones are cute too.

>> No.16743428

>>16743368
>I must be a responsible matron that others can look up to as a pillar of strength
Her ass and hips reflect that.

>> No.16743444

>>16743368
>"Anon?"
>Yes madam?
>"I miss mother."
>So do I.

>> No.16743445

I want a haughty, hedonistic mistress!
Species is irrelevant!

>> No.16743452

>>16743445
So do you want a haughty drillhaired Cheshire to tie you to a couch and ride your dick while playing games and eating?
She'll even give you chocolate infused kisses if you're a good boy.

>> No.16743459

>>16743452
Yep!
She could even do that for a week straight and I'd be OK with that!

>> No.16743468

>>16743428
>"Butler, you've experience in tailoring, correct? I require your assistance."
>Walk into the Madam's changing room to find her holding up a new extravagant dress to her body- and nothing else
>Have to bend right down next to her wide, exquisite hips and measure out across her delectable yet firm booty, also tying measurements around her thick bountiful thighs and slender, taut waist
>"Thank you so much for your assistance, butler- Are... are you feeling alright, sir? You look as if you've set to join us in undeath, ghastly pale!"
>Sweatingly reassure her its fine as you sweatingbutler.jpg with a fine embroidered cloth before bowing and taking your leave
>>16743444
She'd need a fair amount of comfort during such times of remembrance.

>> No.16743470

>>16743459
And that's not even getting into when she decides she wants to use you for lapdance practice.
It's a front, you're the only one she'll ever give lapdances to.

>> No.16743479

>>16743445
>>16743452
>>16743470
Ganna get smothered by the greedy fat cat ass!

>> No.16743486

>>16743470
That would be fantastic.
I would gladly pamper my mistress and be her toy so she doesn't have to work!

>> No.16743489

>>16743459
She'd lose track of how many times you'd cum on, around, or in her pussy and ass, she'd just know she wants more

>> No.16743497

>>16743489
Even if she bloats herself on my seed, I shall always be ready!

>> No.16743522

>>16743497
Even if she falls asleep in a drunken stupor with your dick still spurting from manticore venom overdose inside her?

>> No.16743525

>>16743486
And keep in mind that you're the only one who she'd have sex with.
You're the only one who gets to see her slovenly blowjob face. You're the only one who gets to see her face twist in pleasure as your dick sinks into her asshole. You're the only one who gets to see her glee as you splatter her heaving tits with cum.
You're the only one who gets to hear her beg for you to fuck her like a whore, who gets to hear her moans and screams of pleasure, who gets to hear her cast aside all class and dignity when she's indulging in your dick.
And you're the only person she'd ever cuddle up to, kiss on the neck and tell "I love you".

>> No.16743532

>>16743522
Yep, even then, although I take no responsibility for what she looks like when she awakens.

>>16743525
As it should be.

>> No.16743544

>>16743525
My dick has transcended all limitations

>> No.16743560

>>16743525
>the image of a thicc cheshire hefting her massive breasts up to loudly and sloppily slurp up the full load you emptied on them, slobbering all over as she goes for every last sticky strand and drop
>even as she shoves you down and mounts you while doing so

>> No.16743569

>>16743560
Your post has fantastic timing, as I just got this:
http://i.imgur.com/yiJu3hp.jpg

>> No.16743576

>>16743560
>>16743569
Jesus christ.

>> No.16743581

>>16743560
That's quite the mistress. Anon is lucky he has such a lazy and lewd mistress he can serve.

>> No.16743584

>>16743581
Don't forget that she'd have all the curves.

>> No.16743586

>>16743569
What are the fuckin odds? Its providence I say.
>>16743581
He most certainly is. That's the life right there.

>> No.16743597

>>16743328
I'd turn an inexperienced loli Wight into an experienced loli Wight if you know what I mean.

>> No.16743598

>>16743569
Well that is getting saved
Ask for fat cat ass, get fat cat ass. This thread turned out well.

>> No.16743600

>>16743525
I ain't so keen on servitude, but that sounds kinda nice.
>one time during sex, she cries out how she loves your dick so much, she wants to marry you
>the next morning, you tell her what she said while drunk with lust, and she turn beet red
>stutters about how she would never marry a lowly commoner

>> No.16743601
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I wish to sexually bully an angel!

>> No.16743602

>>16743544
How about when she rides your dick with her tight cheshire pussy and whispers "I love you" with into your ears constantly as she thrusts her hips and milks load after load out of you until you both pass out?

>> No.16743606

>>16743569
>That wetness and sloppiness
MY DICK

>> No.16743609

>>16743600
Gonna fill her with lowborn kittens and cake!

>> No.16743615

>>16743600
That seems like it'd be early in the relationship.
>Bought as a servant to a lewd chubby Cheshire Ojou-sama
>Up until that point she'd been simply using you as a human dildo.
>The moment she blurts out an "I love you!" during sex her thrusting stops and she starts blushing like crazy.
>The next sound out of her mouth is an "Eee-mph!" as anon flips her on her back and starts thrusting harder as he kisses her on the lips.
>She might pretend she's not enjoying it, but her long thick legs wrapping around his waist tell a different story.

>> No.16743619

>>16743601
Please do not bully angels in a sexual or non-sexual manner.

>> No.16743622

>>16743602
The dream, god damn. The juxtaposition of her breathily whispering something so passionate and sincere almost daintiliy... as her massive ass slams down like a sledgehammer again and again on your knees and her tits and pudgy tummy pin you down so hard its difficult to breathe
I'd never go another minute without a part of me touching her unless it were to fetch her more wine or food

>> No.16743627

>>16743615
I'd love to massage her big ol feline fanny afterwards.

It will be quite interesting to see how ojou-sama keeps herself so prim and proper looking despite her rampant hedonism.

>> No.16743637

>>16743601
How does one go about bullying an angel? I just need to know so I can, uh, recognize it if I see it happening and stop it.

>> No.16743638
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>>16743619
Then what's the proper way to love an angel, Mr. Angel Expert?

>> No.16743639

>>16743615
>>16743627
Of all the lust-inducing degrading names and things you might call out during sex, the one that makes her clamp down and cum the most is saying you love her back

>> No.16743648

Chesire mistress actually sounds pretty nice.

>>16743638
Aww that's a lovely sleep Valk, sleep tight little warrior angel.

>> No.16743653

>>16743638
Tender and loving handholding.

>> No.16743654

>>16743639
Of course I do.
Why do you think I stay with her even though she weighs more than twice a regular cheshire and does naught but feast, drink, and fuck?

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>>16743637
Ruffling their carefully groomed wings and stealing their halos are basic parts of bullying angels. Making casual double entendres in their presence is a good way to bully them too

>> No.16743658

>>16743622
And you know that if she's feeling really kinky she'll order enough stimulants, enhancers, and food to fuck you for a week solid with no breaks.

>> No.16743660

>>16743654
>she weighs more than twice a regular cheshire
Go back to /d/eviantart fatfags.

>> No.16743662

>>16743654
Because you're her butler. She paid for you and put a roof over your head. And she paid for you because she fell in love at first sight. But she'd never admit it.

>> No.16743665

>>16743656
Don't bully angels

>> No.16743668

>>16743660
Anon, I think she weighs twice as much because she's a healthy level of chubby and she's a big tall cat too.

>> No.16743674

>>16743662
That's fantastic, although one must wonder what she'll do once she gets pregnant.

>>16743668
That and, knowing Japan, cheshires probably don't weigh all that much so it doesn't take that much to do it.

>> No.16743678

>>16743668
>healthy
>chubby
Sure, it's not like fatfags use those to describe obesity all the time. What are you going to say next, "THICC?"

>> No.16743681

>>16743658
Imagine the slovenly look on her face when the week finally starts. She'd already be gushing wet just in anticipation.
Hopefully the following week is nothing but the laziest of sleepy cuddling and softness where neither of us even leave the bed.
Both sound completely perfect.
>>16743662
Oh she'd admit it. But only in the most not-like-her timid and shy way that would melt your heart. She'd make up for it by smothering you with a facesitting blowjob for hours on end afterward, but that moment of weakness and serious sincerity would be worth it.

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>>16743668
>twice as much
>healthy level
The only person you're fooling here is yourself.

>> No.16743687

>>16743668
>replying
You're asking for it and deserve whatever it gets dragged into

>> No.16743694

>>16743665
I'm gonna bully an angel until she tells on me to her valkyrie mom!

>> No.16743698

Anon better give this mistress the kittens she deserves.

>> No.16743701

>>16743698
A bunch of haughty, chubby, ojou daughterus to go with their mother?

I know I would.

>> No.16743706

>>16743698
Only if they're absolute spoiled brats that still absolutely love their papa and want to find a man just like him one day

>> No.16743711

>>16743687
Here you are pretending you aren't doing anything wrong, while trying to push your fat and inflation fetish on the thread for the thousandth fucking time.

And you too, the autist always posting "Ganna [do x] !", atleast learn how to spell.

>> No.16743714

Who's the softest of all MGs?

>> No.16743715

>>16743681
>Anon and his Cheshire Mistress finish a week long fuckfest where they had sex in virtually every position possible.
>Dozens if not Hundreds of loads were let loose over a 168 hour period.
>The last half hour before they passed out in each other's arms in her comfy bed was spent taking a shower together as the maids switched out the sheets.
>After that the two of them simply cuddled for the next week watching movies, playing games and having sex every few days.
>After recovering, the Cheshire quietly set aside the entire month of september for a monthlong fuckfest in an attempt to get pregnant.

>> No.16743732

>>16743711
>complains about autism
>lets his autism shine the brightest

Here's a (you)

>> No.16743735

Give me the haughtiest Ojou you got.

>> No.16743737

>>16743714
Move over Wocker, there's a new big sister in town.

Just kidding. Wockie and Zombie are both very cute girls and to me are equal on their softness levels.

>> No.16743742

>>16743714
Canonically? Zombie Dragon's softness gets mentioned quite bit. Though JubJubs have both soft downy feathers and soft bodies, so they'd be up there too.
>>16743715
Literal perfection. Just as there'd be no position we wouldn't have gone through in the fuckfest week, there'd be no part of her body I wouldn't have massaged and softly kissed during the comfy, cuddly week.

>> No.16743744

>>16743735
7 foot tall, drill haired Gold Dragon with wide hips, a full ass, massive tits and lips meant for sucking dick.
She's a sexual supernova and she knows it, now get on your knees and lick.

>> No.16743745

>>16743732
>unironically using "no u" as an argument
Try again. You're defending posters who think a girl that weights twice as much as average is in any way normal or not fat as fuck.

>> No.16743750

>>16743714
>>16743742
Weresheep

>> No.16743751

>>16743744
>lips meant for sucking dick

It's like you red my mind. Time to lick like I have never licked before.

And hope for a kiss.

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16743756

I don't want a fat cat.
I don't want a meme cat.

I want a cat that pushes my boundaries, and drives me to explore and enjoy the world around me.

There will be handholding.

>> No.16743761

>>16743750
Was just about to post this. I feel bad but there's a whole half to weresheep that I just wouldn't ever access or care to access, that being the part where if you totally sheer her she become a super energetic rape maniac. I'd just keep her fluffy and sleepy all the time. Hopefully sleepsex is super enjoyable for both of us.

>> No.16743767

>>16743751
If you're good then she'll give you a deep kiss and wrap her tongue around yours while squeezing your dick between her thighs.

>> No.16743777

>>16743767
I will be very good for her and not masturbate while smelling her clothes.

>> No.16743780

>>16743777
But she wants you to anon. She wants to catch you so she can tell you exactly how to get off.

>> No.16743783

>>16743756
>"Come anon! There's such a wonderful world out there to see! So many places and people and things to experience- and, well... I want to show it to you!"
>Gives a warm smile as she takes your hand and runs ahead on the forest path
>You feel a warmth building in your heart, knowing that this truly will be the chance for you to start anew in life, to see and do that which you could never dream of, and maybe even fi-AAAAH
>Find yourself fallen down into a hole filled with tentacle plants that immediately start molesting you fervently
>Look up to see the Cheshire about to absolutely die from laughter, rolling on the ground in stitches, tears streaming down her eyes from how hard she's laughing
>"Hahahahaha! Ho-holy shit! Hahahaha! I can't believe you- HAhahaha! Oh my god you fucking fell for it, hahahaha! Oh god I can't breathe, that's so fucking funny, you actually thought- hahahaha!"
>proceeds to laugh her ass off as you try and escape the pit, mockingly saying its a great place to start when seeing the world
Its in their nature.

>> No.16743786

>>16743780
Would she be bossy and strict or gentle and loving?

>> No.16743790

>>16743783
>Memecats
>Tentacle plants
Double the cancer.

>> No.16743795

>>16743761
KC basically said it's fine to never shear it all off, but that you shouldn't neglect their needs as a result.
Which I really don't think would be an issue.

>> No.16743799

>>16743783
Were they leading a blind man around I wonder if the guilt would short-circuit their antics, and instead they became a proper guide.

>> No.16743809

>>16743795
Oh not at all. I'm just a simple man who wants really slow simple cuddlesex. All I've ever wanted.
People have suggested Dormouse to me before and she's cute too, but she kinda incites rape in people.
I just want a big comfy weresheep to literally sleep and have sleepy sex with all the time.

>> No.16743810

>>16743786
A mix. She'll show more of the gentle loving side as she gets to know you.

>> No.16743813

>>16740062
P'Orcs, Mongolians, and other shit taste MGs that only faggots like Shoggocks and (You) like.

>> No.16743815

>>16743810
Sounds just lovely. I'll treasure the moments when she shows she really does care about me.

>> No.16743818

>>16743813
Do you need a glass of water?

>> No.16743826

>>16740923
>50 years old
>30 years old
>26 years old
and
>18 years old

>> No.16743827

>>16743826
Species?

>> No.16743845

>>16734389
Is it just me or does her shadow look like a sperm? Is this subliminal messaging to make her even more breedable?

>> No.16743863

>>16743827
Mantis, Kraken, Succubus, and Human.

>> No.16743866

>>16743783
>Calmly walk out of the pit some time later
Well that was fun. What's next?
>Her dumbfounded expression: priceless
Not even a masochist. Just bored.
And quite mad

>> No.16743867

>>16733937
Did she piss herself or something?

>> No.16743871

>>16743863
Now that is some variety. Really running the whole field on differences in personality too. I can already bet there's a real intricate story behind all that.

>> No.16743883
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>>16742797
>>16742803
>>16742831
>>16742837
>>16742849
>>16742862
>>16742880

"You do know we weren't call-"
"Hush, you hear that? The sounds of a maiden's heart crying~"

>> No.16743886

>>16743883
He's like a tri-fusion between Andre, Hulk Hogan, and Randy Savage.

>> No.16743896

>>16743883
>Banging hot Cupid wife
>/fit/ as fuark
>awesome job
>His own theme music
>literally the best stache in the city
I'm mirin Eros Paladin's whole damn life

>> No.16743899

>>16743883
>>16743886

It's like Freddie Mercury came back as an Eros born Hercules to help everybody find somebody to love.

>> No.16743903

So anons.
What monster girl would put up with the amount of salt I feel about ME4's existence?

>> No.16743908

>>16742803
Yeah, that's basically me. Except I'm putting in the bare minimum amount of work to get by.

>> No.16743912

>>16743903
>Caring about vidya
>Not plowing your waifu
Priorities, Anon...

>> No.16743913

>>16743903
Ogre?

>> No.16743915
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I want to remind a big, scarred monster girl that she's still a woman
>you're the young son of an extremely rich family
>your parents hire a bodyguard for you to keep away bad monster girls
>you fall in love with her instantly and tell her on numerous occasions that you think she is beautiful
>she says you should give up on her as you're still young and don't know what "attractive" is
>when she tells you to look for someone more feminine, you state quite firmly that you don't want anyone but her and, once you're older, plan to make her your bride and have lots of children together
>she looks stunned, but after a few seconds, she giggles and says she'll hold you to that promise before leaning down to kiss your forehead
>she then picks you up and tosses you on your bed
>as she climbs atop you, she gives you a gentle smile and points out that while her contract says she has to protect you from other monster girls, it doesn't say anything about her
>you're parents may wonder why you're walking with a limp tomorrow, but the woman smiling in her sleep as she holds you close makes it worth it

>> No.16743917

>>16743903
The ones who feel as much salt as you flow through their veins.

>> No.16743918

>>16743903

Gremlin

>Oh boy, I can't wait to see what a decade of technological improvement has done for my beloved game franchise!
>GAH, wtf? It looks like shit. The protag has an expression like she can't tel whether or not she like the invisible ghost fingering her asshole.
>Holy shit, those background NPCS look like they came out of 1999
>Who fucks up graphical improvements this bad?!? It's a sin! A SIN!

>> No.16743920

>start getting migraines with alarming frequency
>feel my ability for conscious thought fading
Why isn't my waifu here to make me feel better?

>> No.16743923

Been about 2, 3 weeks since I was here. What've I missed?

>> No.16743926

>>16743912
Anon, any fucking that would take place would be a hate fuck, even if she isn't the direct reason for said hate.


>>16743913
Well, playtime is over.

>>16743917
So a nerd of some sort.


>>16743918
yes.
Give me a chubby, shortstack gremlin with Nerd Glasses an I will WRECK her after seeing what happened to my once beloved series.

>> No.16743928

>>16743903
Did you honestly fall for it? its demise was obvious since the moment they made public that the main bioware team were mostly fired and that the new tumblr crowd would replace them as the main ME:A team. Im talking about events taking place in 2015, the hell anon how did you miss all that info. Also any fluffy girl sounds good for the job.

>> No.16743931

>>16743923
I'm basically here 24/7 and I don't even know. Just more of the same.

>> No.16743934

>>16743928
Dude should have dated a Ratatoskr.

>> No.16743937

>>16743883
https://youtu.be/dqMNuit1dM0
>"Oou YEEEAH! You got a REEEAL problem here, brother!"
>Oh my god what's going on why did you just burst through the office wall who are y-
>"Feel the LOOOOVE of Eros!"
>Anon is completely eviscerated by the Paladin's massive, thick impaling sword
>Cupid passively twangs an arrow in a lazy arc right into his chest just for good measure
>Within minutes anon is consummating the FUCK out of his new hot coworker lamia who always had the hots for him but he was too dense to realize
>Eros paladin wipes a manly tear from his eye in ecstatic love of the sight of people falling in love
>Even his cupid wife gives a little smirk

>> No.16743945

>>16743928
Nope.
After ME3, I called it quits.

I had a playthrough with every romance, and every ending from 1 and 2 ready for that game.


I beat 3 ONCE.


Never again would I trust Bioware.

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>>16743915
Big is best

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>>16743945
A wise choice. Have a cutie.

>> No.16743966

>>16743923
Couple small stories have popped up, like one about a Lava Golem researcher and one about a comfy penguin harpy as well as a new Silent_II one about a Yeti gettin cozy with some guy with a gigantic cock.
Wock's daki has been finished.
A few twists and turns but things have been mostly comfy.

>> No.16743971

>>16743959
Good.
Gonna hate fuck till she looks like I used manticore venom.

>> No.16743982

>>16743966
Lat story I remember was the end of the Mail-Order Jinko

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>>16743915
Big buff wans are where it's at.

>> No.16743999

>>16743818
Not nearly as thirsty as you're implying, since shit tasters get stuck with the shittiest thread person

>> No.16744003

>>16743995
im gonna need a link to the whole set of that right fucking now

>> No.16744010

>>16743995
>3D
Disgusting

>> No.16744015

>>16743903
>tfw you've been hearing that the gameplay and multiplayer are really enjoyable
I'll probably pick it up when it inevitably goes on sale or something.

At least I have 2Booty to keep me entertained.

Robutts are great.

>> No.16744019

>>16743871
Don't wanna get too autistic here with backstories and everything but there was A LOT of thought into this harem.

>> No.16744020

>>16743903
Reminder that apparently it's just the PC that's getting shafted graphically and that's nothing new.

>> No.16744028

>>16744015
>Giving EA Money
I would legitimately sell myself to the tanukis that run it if I can get them to stop making games.


>>16744020
Anon, I don't want to post an image her but...
THIS is a sex scene.

http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1490058137542.png

>> No.16744039

>>16744028
And? You could always just not stick your dick in something.
And if that's the PC, the PC port looks bad in general.
Just look for the Xbone version, it looks way better.

>> No.16744044

>>16744020
>>16744039
That sounds like damage control to me.
The animations are going to magically fix themselves for consoles? Because the animations are fucked.

>> No.16744058

>>16744039
Anon, I don't want to get too into it as I'm currently trying to create a salt golem but my issue isn't the graphics, its that THAT position, THAT posture, and THAT expression are meant to be the culmination of a relationship between you and another character.

They needed to break out their A-game and instead they drop the ball so hard that one has to wonder if they didn't just hurl the ball into the fucking ground on purpose.

I need a monster girl to cool my salt.

>> No.16744060

>>16744044
The animations in ME have always been janky, but actually yes the glitches are less plentiful on console. That weird crouch run for example, isn't there.
...We're getting off topic, talk about what you'd do with your waifu on a rainy day.

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>>16744028
Eh. If I can get some fun out of it for a bargain bin price I don't really care. At least DICE is got their shit together, Battlefield is pretty much the only franchise from EA I give half a shit about anymore.

>>16744020
>>16744039
O-Oh, maybe I won't get it. I only have a PC. Oh well, lots of other, much better games to keep me entertained.

>>16743995
I didn't think I'd ever see a Hellhound cosplay, yet here we are. And it looks pretty mediocre too, what a shock.

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Quick anons! The last game you played now has Monstergirls in it. Does it destroy the game completely? Or make it even better?
>Civ 5
>instead of nuking everyone you drop Dark Matters onto towns and love the world
>BY FORCE
>Gandhi is still a cunt

>> No.16744074

>>16744060
What I'm saying is I don't expect shit like >>>/v/371208041 to get any better.

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>>16744065
Really just her looking wanderful.
I tried to change her skin to more hellhoundish but it didn't look good.

Though, Non looks good with ears and a tail.

>> No.16744077

>>16744060
i would cuddle the hell out of her.
Regardless of the fact that she's a dire kakuren

>>16744065
Dice made Battlefront
They are on my list.

>> No.16744078

>>16744070
>Gone Home
>The story is about a Monster Girl that runs away with a cute human boy who has to join the Order

>> No.16744087

>>16744078
He asked for a game, anon.

>> No.16744089

>>16744070
>Dragon Quest 9
>play as a fallen agent of the Chief God and singlehandedly prevent the rise of the Demon Lord
Bad end.

>> No.16744090

>>16744076
I would fuck that.

>> No.16744093

>>16744070
>GBFG
>F/GO

Not a whole lot really.
Just more dickings.
And sweet, yandere valkryie Vira

>> No.16744094

>>16744090
If that was the tier of 3DPD we'd get when they crossed over then I would have no trouble with that.

>> No.16744103

>>16744094
Me neither. Though of course, becoming 2D in their world would be better.

>> No.16744104

>>16744070
Everytime this is asked I have to say monster hunter, I lack variety.
Better?

>> No.16744108

>>16744090
Asians and mixes are the mgs of the 3d world.

Thai and Swedish is an amazingly cute mix. Imagine a 5'2" jacked mg
http://imgur.com/DqeRCyd

>> No.16744111

>>16744103
Same, I'd rather that but if we are talking 11/10 3DPD then I'm sweet with it.

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>>16744070
Elona already has a few monstergirls in it. And a quick mod makes it have much, much more.

Given how the world is already, not a whole lot really changes.

>> No.16744124

>>16744111
11 indeed. Though I do wonder what the other species would look like. I know wolfus would be golden so it's okay.

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>>16744070
>Nier Automata
Pretty much the entire cast seems to be robutts. So all automatons. Not sure where any other MGs would fit in. Unless they would be like... Android Hellhounds or whatever?

>>16744077
I nearly forgot about Battlefront. It's kinda funny, prior to the game's launch everybody said that they hoped it wouldn't be Battlefield with a Star Wars skin, when that's pretty much exactly what Battlefront was to begin with, and that would have been so much better than what we ended up getting. I can kinda understand why they would make it not like Battlefield from a business standpoint though, doesn't make it suck any less, however. Hopefully the Star Wars game from the chick who wrote/directed the Uncharted games will be good.


>>16744078
People like to shit on Gone Home but I enjoyed exploring the house and finding everything. I bet a Monster Girl version would be very lewd though, maybe a sex dungeon in the basement, inappropriate notes and letters all over the place, lots of nude photos scattered about, mom likes to do paintings of big booty cheshires, dad writes books about his time with the Paladins...

>>16744108
I'd rather a 7' jacked MG. Bigger is better.

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Dramatic Mindflayers!

>> No.16744132

>>16735756
pretty sure that DD is a custom

>> No.16744133

Why do people want to become 2D? Is the third dimension really that awful? I know 3DPD is, but the dimension itself did nothing wrong.

>> No.16744136

>>16744127
>Android Hellhounds
I never knew I needed something so badly in my entire life.

>> No.16744137

>>16744127
>>16744077
Maybe I'm a pleb for thinking this but I enjoyed Battlefront. It was a quick, intuitive arcade shooter that filled its role as a time waster pretty well.

>> No.16744141

>>16744123
Making genes with abominations, rocks and gods is always a good activity.

>> No.16744148

>>16744141
Might as well make them cute, you know?

>> No.16744151

>>16744130
Why are evil women so good?
I blame it on Rita Repulsa.

>> No.16744154

>>16744124
Wolfus and the cats would be good.
Centaurs would be kinda odd.

Slimes would be odd, as would harpies.

>>16744127
I didn't forget about it.
I still remember two and all the fun I had with friends.

>>16744137
Two was better EXCEPT for the air to ground game, that suffered a bit.
All the stupid shit I did with buddies was great, like flying into imperial ships and turning their fighters side ways so they ai smacks into each other was great.

>> No.16744156

>>16744076
Stop wasting images on this trash.

>> No.16744159

>>16744108
That looks like a boy. Enough talk about 3dpd.

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>>16735358
>>16735443
You hoped that the mother would help set an example for the kids.

>> No.16744169

>>16744151
>Rita Repulsa.
Dino Thunder had a better evil woman.

>> No.16744173

>>16744162
This is amazing.
You're amazing.

>> No.16744174

>>16744070
>Dawn of War 2
Elves ruining still ruining everything.

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>>16744159
Tomboyish looking girls are the best though.

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>>16744151
Because they know what they want and they know how to get it and be damned if you get in the way.

>> No.16744181

>>16744162
>Wife still wears skirts for panty shots.
Such a nice woman.

>> No.16744182

>>16744162
>soon papa anon ends up with a big cheshire butt and 2 little cheshire butts in his face
Papa anon has a hard life.

>> No.16744184

>>16744174
>Elves still ruining everything.
That's why it doesn't count as rape if it's an Elf!

>> No.16744185

>>16744162
Anon just wants to read the newspaper.

>> No.16744187

>>16744162
Latenight you are just the best.

>> No.16744190

>>16744184
FUCKING ELDAR GET THE FUCK OFF MY GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>16744179
is it muscle time?

>> No.16744195

>>16744162
It's like he's got a magnet on his face, really

>> No.16744198

>>16744162
>youngest daughteru is giggling furiously at Momma Cheshire's favorite "game" she plays with daddy
>oldest daughteru is taking notes

>> No.16744201

>>16744162
Today was a good day for cheshire booty.

>> No.16744204

>>16744162
The power of fat asses and facesitting has fully redeemed Cheshires.

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>>16744193
Negative, it's tiny time.

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>>16744193
It's never not time.

>> No.16744207

>>16744201
We had like
SEVERAL chesh booty discussions this thread
A toast to Cheshire fat cat ass!

>> No.16744212

>>16744204
They stolen Kakuen's place for the most assful monster. And I don't even mind.

>>16744207
Yeah, seems like the ass won.

>> No.16744218

>>16744130
I want a break from the flaying. Please.

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>>16744205
>loli oni
>loli anything
do not want. Need BIG oni

>> No.16744227

>>16744212
>most assful monster
I thought that was Wight.

>> No.16744229

>>16744218
Flaying has such a negative connotation. It's more of a mind massage, from a mind masseuse.

>> No.16744231

>>16744212
They were the assfull monster before the Kakuen ever came along.

It's just that it never received the attention it deserved until now thanks to past faggotry.

>> No.16744236

>>16744179
Girls that look like men aren't the best.

>> No.16744237

>>16744229
I used to hate flayers but they really grew on me in a weird manner. I don't mind it all that much.

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>>16744227
Wights have only two ass pics and nothing beyond that.

>> No.16744243

>>16744212
>>16744231
We have finally overcome the dreaded MEMES.
Ne'er again shall we let Cheshire stray from the path of ASS.
In Booty's name, we pray.
>tfw no cult of booty similar to Hathor

>> No.16744244

>>16744227
Wights are the most hip-ster monster, thought that sounds wierd.

>>16744231
But now things changed and we have a butt flag raised for them.

>> No.16744245

>>16744182
Those little Cheshire butts are for childhood friends, not their dad.

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>>16744205

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>>16744219
>Need BIG oni
Here. Take big Oni. Make into strong wife.

>> No.16744251

>>16744245
Says you.

>> No.16744254

I want a Kakuen's butt in one hand and an Automaton's in the other.

>> No.16744255

>>16744245
I wouldn't mind MILFY cheshire ass. I would gladly pound it in fact.

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>>16744236
Your opinions are wrong

>> No.16744260

>>16744243
What goddess would they worship though?
Does Hathor have an opposite?

>> No.16744263

>>16744245
Its just teasing anon. The onus is on the father if he wants to turn it into anything more than them just messing with him.

Onus more like ANUS amirite?

>> No.16744268

>>16744250
not sure where my face needs to be shoved first, abs, underarm, soles, or crotch

>> No.16744270

>>16744258
>>>/y/

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>>16744218
Well not with that attitude you don't!

>> No.16744276

>>16744244
We need an Exodia of bodyparts
Wight Hips
Demon Thighs
Cheshire Ass
Holstaur Boobs
Ghoul Tongue

What else? Let's fraukenstein it up.

>> No.16744280

>>16744270
Your bait is too low energy, Anon. You didn't even use an image macro.

>> No.16744282

>>16744276
Maybe, just maybe Bapho pussy. Even though I still think that the info in their profile is a lie.

>> No.16744284

>>16744276
Nine Ratatoskr tails on the Inari bone structure.

>> No.16744290

>>16744276
Kej hair, clearly

>> No.16744294

>>16744284
You're a god damn madman!

>> No.16744295

>>16744276
Ratatoskr Tail
Dullahan head with kemonomimi/succubi features
Dragon Wings
Automaton Joints
>>16744290

>> No.16744297

>>16744280
>bait
You're the one who wants to fuck men.

>> No.16744300

>>16744295
>Dullahan head
Absolutely, fantastic.
>>16744276
What kind of feet though?

>> No.16744303

>>16744295
I was thinking about Dragon's wings too, but if anything you would either go with Wyvern's which are super fast or Griffon that is super fluffy.

No worry though, You always have Pot of Dragon's greed. Gotta shove her in somewhere

>> No.16744306

>>16744276
Jinko Abs
It'll be a fight between Anubis, Hellhound, Yeti or Dorome hands

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16744311

>>16744297
She's not a man, she's a reverse trap, there's a pretty big difference, that being that she's of the female gender.

>> No.16744313

>>16744276
Kobold personality

>> No.16744316

>>16744284
>>16744295
Alright hear me out
Ratatoskr Tail... with the end of it in a spadetail shape

>> No.16744318

>>16744313
It's shit.

>> No.16744323

>>16744311
I want to br her little desert
soup spoon

>> No.16744351
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16744351

>>16744070
>Red Orchestra 2
Worse. Immensely worse.
Would probably be a bad idea to play it around a Siberian Jinko too. Don't want to remind her about the old country

>> No.16744361

>>16744070
>FE Sacred Stones

Either the cast gets replaced by mostly monster girls or they replace the enemy monsters you encounter.

>> No.16744371

>>16744300
>What kind of feet though?
Kikimora

>> No.16744378

>>16744070
>Fallout 4
>I will never be snu-snued by a deathclaw girl
Every time I start feeling good about my life I think of shit like this and lose all hope in the world.

>> No.16744382

>>16744070
>Persona Q
Whatever wasn't already a cute girl becomes a cute girl.

>> No.16744385
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16744385

>Be Anon in RGR monstergirl world.
>Be at work right now.
>You're the secretary for a dragon-owned pharmaceutical company.
>It's the only job you've been able to find here because of your lack of credentials.
>Also having a penis here sucks in different ways.
>For one most jobs will overlook you for your female counterpart if you have the same exact credentials mainly because of the belief that women work harder.
>Two, the amount of flirting and sexual innuendo is ridiculous.
>Your female co-workers constantly hit on you.
>On one hand, it makes you feel better about yourself.
>On the other, it just never stops.
>Nevermind the fact, you caught the wurm janitor deepthroating your thermos.
>Well, you know then that she had no gag reflex.
>She had to be rushed to the hospital later because she swallowed the whole damn thing.
>Then there the 'extra mayo' joke by Alyssa, the demon from accounting.
>That bitch ruined sandwiches for you!
>Actually, when you think about it, this whole place ruined alot of foods for you.
>Bananas, banana and chocolate cream-pies, any meat that's in a tube shape in particular.
>You've even caught your boss outright drooling in your coffee cup one morning.
>What is in dragon spit?
>You've decided it was just safer to bring your lunch and drink to the table with you, since you don't know who could have tampered with it.
>Then there was the boss lady herself, the single CEO of the whole damn corporation.
>"Anon, I hope there a space in the schedule for us time."
>She was by far the thirstiest monster-girl you've ever met.
>As if she was dying, the girl was constantly after your goddamn dick.
>She once described herself needing a tall glass of your 'spirit energy'.
>What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
"Sorry, this week's schedule is absolutely full."
>She rests her elbows on the table while using her hands to hold up her head all the while giving a pouting look.
>"Oh I wish I was."
>You died a little after hearing that.
>End of the day, 5:00 pm.
>You head out, coat draped over your person, hat on your head.
>Constantly checking the sky for Wyverns, harpies, succubi, other dragons.
>Fuck it, anything that flies currently.
>Your friend Jack gave you the heads up about the rapey attitude monstergirls had towards men.
>Spefically, he mentioned that the dating scene worked like a predator/prey relationship.
>The women hunt, the men are the hunted.
>You boy, you were on the market.
>Jack mentored you in the ways of dodging monstergirls.
>Warned you about blackshrooms, prisonerfruit, magic that revolves around charming a guy and not accepting a drink if there isn't at least 4-5 men or incubi watching your ass.
>Unfortunately he wandered to close to a theater during a full moon and got his ass kidnapped by a bunch of alps.
>That's kind of embarrassing and terrifying in reality.
>When you go to sleep, you can still hear his screaming and moaning at the same time.
>It's caused many a restless night.
>Man fuck this world sometimes.
>The only good benefit is that your boss pays you 500% more then most secretaries make.

>> No.16744389
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16744389

>>16733791
>>16733803

>> No.16744391

>>16744378
>giant mythic deathclaw girl snu-snu
I need this

>> No.16744396

>>16744389
I want to give them the sausage.
It goes great with mustard.

>> No.16744398

>>16744311
Part of the charm for this girl is that she seems to have a complex regarding her tomboyish appearance. I can see her getting flustered when it comes up in passing, and that makes her all the more cute! Is this what they call "gap moe"?

of course, she could also be perfectly confident in her beautiful body (as well she should be) and my implying otherwise could be construed as indelibly offensive- ah, the perils of making assumptions. ESPECIALLY concerning Oni.

>> No.16744400

>>16744389
>He is NOT for 'Eating'!
Also them gobs got some rithickulous hips and legs hot damn

>> No.16744408

>>16744398
>Anon pondering aloud the true nature of the Oni's confidence in her body, going back and forth between complex explanations
>"...I'm just laying down, dude."

>> No.16744411

>>16744389
>no goblin or hobgoblin girls will ever fight over who gets to 'eat' you first

>> No.16744414
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16744414

>>16744398
Tomboys are cute!

>> No.16744417

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, come up with some good stories to keep the wurm empress from raping you.

>> No.16744423

>>16744389
Wherever there are Goburins, there's bound to be a Hobgoblin nearby.

>> No.16744426

>>16744389
Latenight confirmed for /tv/
Where the fuck is my CIA Ratatoskr in The Powerstance?

>> No.16744429

>>16744306
But anon, what about troll hands?

>> No.16744431

>>16744429
A new challenger!

>> No.16744432

>>16744423
Clever girls.

>> No.16744437

>>16744389
Sure is a good thing their master wants me 'unspoiled.'

>> No.16744441

>>16744437
That shortstack Hobgoblin who's the tallest in the clan?
Or that crazy CC Dark Mage who wears all white?

>> No.16744446

>>16744441
The Dark Mage, of course.

>> No.16744458

>>16744385
more please

>> No.16744460

>>16744426
>Dr. Lich, I'm MOFU

>They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The Mosquito mamono.
>...Vamp? Get em on board, I'll call Ittan!

>No one cared who I was until I put on the twintails
>If I pull those off would you die?
>It would be extremely prudish
>You're a lewd girl
>4U

>> No.16744471

>>16744458
Only if you give me suggestions.

>> No.16744478

>>16744471
Anon trying to make it out unraped while working at MGC Fire Dept.

>> No.16744492

What is the best kind of maid outfit?

>> No.16744494

>>16744471
Anon gets invited to do suggestive modelling to slap on some product because bulges sell

>> No.16744500

>>16744478
>implying the MGCFD would even let a man join

>> No.16744502

>>16744471
Anon finds a sparkly coin that fell out of someones pocket. Someone at the office recognizes it as part of the bosses horde (you didn't mention what she was). Everyone assumes you're basically married now.

>> No.16744507

>>16744478
>"Anon you are too hot let me put out your fire"
>It died out a long time ago

>> No.16744510

>>16744441
I wanna tell a shortstack Hobgoblin she's super smart and graceful while being her personal tit-masseuse

>> No.16744520

>>16744502
I think I did mention that the boss was a dragon.

>> No.16744525

>>16744070
>Deus Ex
>The original

Uhm...what?

>> No.16744526

>>16744520
Ok I just assumed it was a regular dragon then.

>> No.16744536

>>16744478
That's nothing. Try the MGC UPS branch. All the "package" puns, the wans, your co-workers​, the wans...

>> No.16744539

>>16744536
During package delivery, I feel like a lot of doors would open to reveal a mg wearing a bath towel, and nothing else.

>> No.16744543

>>16744492
French

Not that anyone remembes that's a thing. Kiki in French maid outfit never. KC's request goes unanswered.

>> No.16744546

>>16744492
Kiki's default profile one is pretty nice.

>> No.16744551

>>16744543
This guy gets it. French maid outfits are made for molesting. Wanna make an entire harem of Khepris go around wearing them all day.

>> No.16744561

>>16744539
>Anon hangs a sign on his neck
>Its a blank slate but has tally marks going up into the hundreds
>One thankfully married MG answers the door for her package and can't help but ask curiously what the tallies are for
>"The number of times I've been asked if I want someone to 'handle my package'"
>Married monstergirl shakes her head frowning and wishes him a sincere best of luck

>> No.16744564

>>16744492
Modest yet wonderfully tight ones made of latex with matching latex underwear.

>> No.16744566
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16744566

"Sorry, we didn't ask for this, so you'll have to choose another outfit to wear"

"Eh? No way...I was just finished putting this on."

>> No.16744570

>>16744551
>15 or more Khepris simultaneously bending over in French maid outfits sticking their breedable brown asses out while giggling in unison
I'd hold my hand out and run down the line of them in one long chain spanking.

>> No.16744573

>>16744566
You are on a roll tonight Latenight, hot damn.

>> No.16744574

>>16744566
But how is she gonna do her jazzercise now?! Damn wardrobe regulations.

>> No.16744579

>>16744566
This Succubutt is always such a god damn cutiepie
I wanna read a feel-good laid back no-plot manga about her escapades

>> No.16744583

>>16744570
You'd get tired pretty fast anon.

>> No.16744588

>>16744564
Found the KDF.

>> No.16744589

>>16744566
Nice leotard.

>> No.16744591

>>16744583
What, from running the length of 15 girls while holding my arm and hand out?
There'd be a descending scale of "eep!"s from beginning to end

>> No.16744594

>>16743937
>not the Dude Love music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rADdh9kI6-M

>> No.16744595

>>16744566
>"Eh? No way...I was just finished putting this on."
You wanna be a star right?

>> No.16744596

>>16744566
let her dress up as 2B! That succubus put a lot of effort into getting a great ass let her show it off!

>> No.16744599

>>16744594
How could I have been so stupid?
Just replace "Dude Loooove" with "Pala-diiiin, Eros Pala-diiiin" and its perfect

>> No.16744601

>>16744588
Hi anon.

>>16744591
You could play a song!

>> No.16744604

>>16744595
Do NOT casting couch Deliverybus!

>> No.16744607

>>16744599
Mick Foley was God's goofy gift to wrasslin

>> No.16744613

>>16744408
Would a husbando that over thinks literally everything into the dirt be a charming prospect for many monster girls?

Would it be the masculine equivalent of the "ditz" appeal? Or would he just be a weirdo, only to be courted by weirdo monster girls, like devil bugs or alps____?

>> No.16744616

>>16744566
Hey latenight, if you're reading this, what's your favorite monstergirl? I'm very curious since you draw lots of different ones, so I'm wondering if you've ever drawn your favorite, if you have one.

>> No.16744618

>>16744601
>You could play a song!
Well see now there you go. I'm one of those guys who would like my Khepris to all have different bodytypes, so I'd arrange them by size like a drumset around me. Their different sizes would make both the spanks and the 'eeps!' different pitches.
It would be weird, and goofy, and retarded, and pointless, but dammit, I'm the Khepri lord of this pit and I say we're doing it and that's final!

>> No.16744629

>>16744613
I'm sure many monstergirls would find it appealing for many different reasons. From a Hakutaku who finds his musings mentally stimulating, to an Oni who thinks its cute and makes him more fun to rape, to a simple minded Dorome who is thrilled at all that cool stuff hubby's talking about even though she has no idea what he's saying.

>> No.16744633

>>16744618
That sounds like the making of a viral video there anon! Especially if you play a song with memetic value.

>> No.16744642

>>16744633
>"Hey mark, come check this out"
>"What?"
>"Some video of an incubus playing smash mouth"
>"Whats so great about that?"
>"No dude... he's playing it on his wives' asses"
>"...what?"
Internet fame here we come!

>> No.16744653

>>16744642
Glad to see Smash Mouth made it over to MGC

>> No.16744656
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16744656

say anyone knows if that game based on the MGE where you play a female paladin ever got translated ?

>> No.16744657

>>16744601
>>16744618
>>16744633
Wouldn't the delay between the slap and the Khepri's reaction mess up the beat?

>> No.16744661

>>16744656
Nope.

>> No.16744670

>>16744657
It's all about timing. Or having them really 'tuned up' so their reaction is almost instantaneous.

>> No.16744674

>>16744653
Big hit with the Ogres

>> No.16744677

>>16744656
Is that an alp, or just a regular old succubus? Looks a bit too lascivious to be the latter.

>> No.16744687

>>16744677
It's definitely a succubus. It's the protag of the game >>16744656 mentioned corrupted into a (lesser?) succubus, and said protag was originally a woman order soldier.

>> No.16744689

Honesty time anons, did you have a waifu before your monstergirl waifu?

>> No.16744691

>>16744677
It's the MC of the game corrupted into a succubus, so it's not an Alp

>> No.16744692

>You'll never mating press your waifu's mouth and see her gag on your dick.
>She'll never flip you on your back and fuck you in the amazon position as payback.
Fuck my life.

>> No.16744696

>>16744692
>mating press your waifu's mouth
>mating press
>her mouth
Wait I have several questions

>> No.16744701

>>16744689
Funnily enough, I had a childhood crush on the vampire from that one scooby doo animated movie.
And on the vampire girl from The Little Vampire
And then on the Lamia from Breath of Fire II.
It's monstergirls all the way down lads.

>> No.16744705

>>16744696
It's the same position, only applied to facefucking.
It can be paired with eating her out.

>> No.16744709

>>16744705
That's called irrumatio, anon.

>> No.16744714

>>16744689
I've had plenty of crushes all throughout my life anon. Two of them were major long-term crushes that I thought were waifus at the time, but after meeting my monstergirl waifu I realized that there's no comparing the previous crushes to her.

>> No.16744717

>>16744709
Except she's laying on her back and I'm thrusting down into it.
Just calling it a mating press is better than coming up with some dumb name like "Irrumatio Pressing" or something.

>> No.16744725

>>16744687
That's surprising hot, actually...

>> No.16744726

Happy first day of Spring anons! Reminder for you and your waifu to take your allergies medications. Pollen counts have been high this season due to the wet winter. Certainly wouldn't to catch Alurane Allergies would you?

>> No.16744733

>>16744389
HE IS NOT

FOR RAPING

>> No.16744740

>>16744726
Thanks anon! My allergies have already been brutal this year though. In addition to my usual nasty symptoms I'm getting migraines concerningly often, when I only used to get like one every couple of years or so.

I don't think this kind of allergies would be a thing in a monstergirl world though. If they were, I'm sure my waifu would work her hardest to science me up a cure like she would with all my other chronic ailments.

>> No.16744745

>>16744566
>You will never watch Succubi workout in leotards in an 80's video with cheesy music.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW_NVpdKkpQ

>> No.16744746

>>16744740
Just make sure she doesn't get sick caring for you. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#Alraune_Pollen_Allergy

>> No.16744747

>>16744740
But what if she finds human frailty cute?

>> No.16744749

>>16744070
>battlefield 1
>that horrible meat grinder on verdun heights but with monstergirls
the thought of waifus being shredded by artillery and machine guns is horrible

>> No.16744752
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16744752

>>16744502
>Be Anon.
>Another day, another dollar.
>Right now, a small reptilian part of your brain is calling you a cuck.
>Man, whatever reptilian brain, your bitch ass ain't paying for daddies gaming rig, so shut the fuck up and go back to shitposting on monchan.
>The one thing you've found solace in this awful place is monchan, the monstergirl knock-off of 4chan.
>Which that is a knock off of 2chan.
>Let's move from that train of thought.
>Because you could have sworn someone was talking shit about your husbando on the internet.
>Back to work.
>Don't judge, men are treated like retarded manchildren here, might as well use and abused that full well.

>Be Mazal goldfield, desert danuki con-woman and thief.
>Your family line comes from the desert, okay?
>You don't need oven jokes right now because your ass feels like it's on fire since you've managed to jack the dragons honorary demon-lord medallion, along with a bunch of coins.
>Holy shit, this was so fucking easy.
>Walk in the building, talk to the security guard hellhound as if you're a high end client I.E. bossy and rude.
>Then take the floor to her office and walk in her office.
>Her secretary was too busy on the computer.
>Probably things boys like to do on the computer, look up on monsterbook and look up cute cat videos.
>You were now making off for the elevator and the exit.

>Now back to Anon, the king of shitposters, because you've managed to rile up half the board with screams about how slutty 3dpd men are.
>Feelsgoodfam.jpg
>As you look away from the screen, you notice a huge ass metal coin fall out of a danuki dress jacket.
>Wait, are those the raccoon women?
>You should probably return that huge ass coin.
>I just hope that the raccoon women here don't dig through garbage or have rabies like real life raccoons.
>What? You're still trying to learn about this place, so sue you.
>Picking up the large ass coin, you start making a brisk walk towards the raccoon woman.
>You know remember what their species name is.
>Danuki, the destroyers of men's wallets planetwide.
>Once they got their sight on a man, they use their influence, smooth talking and financial smarts to ruin the poor bastard into bankruptcy, then scoop him up right at the brink.
>Your entire body shivers at the idea.
>It's a good idea to hand this coin back before you're out of a job because she got fucking mad at this place and decided to sue it or something.
>You start barreling down the office screaming
"Miss, you dropped your coin!"

>Be Alyssa, demon.
>Lawyer supreme.
>Since you know, demons and contracts and stuff.
>Be working at your cubicle, filling out law files and the such, when you decide to hit the water cooler for a drink.
>When you see Anon walking down the hall holding what looks like the boss's medallion.
>Oh fuck, it's true then.
>The boss and Anon ARE porking each other.
>You decide to roll your wheelie chair to the next cubicle.
>Were there was your co-worker, Nubia.
>She was a Sphinx.
"Psst."
>She turns around to face you.
"I saw Anon wave the boss's medallion around."
>She puts her paws on her mouth.
>"You think their doing the kracking kakuen?"
"You better believe it girl."
>You said with a smirk.
>"Damn, I was planning to ambush him in the closet sometime, I thought he wasn't interested."
"Same here actually."

>Back to being a raccoon, meaning Mazal.
>After a brief elevator ride, you were on the ground floor, a few feet away from freedom.
>That medallion is going to make you filthy fucking rich.
>No more trashcan dinners tonight, it's cavier and cars here on out.
>As you swiftly approach the revolving doors.
>[muffled miss sounds in the distance]
>At first you wrote it off has background noise.
>But then you heard a louder 'MISS' behind you.
>You turn around and find the 7/10 secretary barreling at you with the speed of a million cheetah catgirls.
>You only had enough time to process you done fucked up has he winds up tackling you.
>It's fucking gamestop all over again.
>Except replace the spaghetti with gold coins.
>Fuck your life.

>Be the unraped Anon.
>You really didn't have time to stop.
>And you fucked up you think.
>Because you couldn't brake hard enough, you wound up football tackling the shit out of her.
>And now she's dazed and all her gold coins are all over the floor.
"Umm, you dropped your thingy."
>As you waved the medallion around.
>The hellhound guard approaches you and says.
>"You do know that's the boss's medallion she got from the demon lord herself after her participation in the order wars?"
>Looking back at the Danuki you were just sitting on.
>Specifically, you were facesitting on her.
"This fell out of her pocket."
>Hellhound looks at you again.
>"Well, you looked like you've earned the boss lady's thanks today due to your keen eye!"
>Oh goody, I hope this means a pay raise.

>Back to the Mazal.
>Dear demonlord sama!
>He's facesitting on you!
>You can completely feel and smell his junk.
>Absolute heaven.
>10/10.

>> No.16744754

>>16744746
>Imagining a Zombie Dragon, JubJub or Raiju infected with Alraune pollen

BreakingDam.webm

>> No.16744757

>>16744070
>Digimon Cyber Sleuth
Well there's a good deal more of the MC getting molested, that's for sure.
There's probably a mechanic to fuck your Digimon to raise their affection too.
And they're all monstergirl versions instead of whatever they might originally be.

>> No.16744759

>>16744746
Aww jeez. I'd think it'd be adorable if she and our daughteru wore a cute surgical masks around just to be sure. My waifu would probably want to go the full mile and wear a nurse outfit to match her mask when she treats me because that's just the kind of girl she is.

>> No.16744762
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16744762

>>16744070
>Mass Effect 2

>> No.16744763

>>16744752
interesting

>> No.16744764

>>16744749
>tfw 100+ hours into Verdun and I feel nothing when I shoot a German and have to listen to him gargling his own blood, unable to scream
I've taken to doing marksman stuff so I don't have to listen to them die from across the map

>> No.16744768

>>16744747
She finds my vulnerability quite endearing anon, yes, but not nearly enough to make me truly suffer for it. She loves feeling safe and protected in my arms too, but her biggest happiness comes from when I'm strong and healthy regardless of anything else.

>> No.16744770

>>16744752
It's a bit large for a greentext, still fun though

>> No.16744771

>>16744749
Centaurs riding into battle
Wood elf and Mantis scouts
Dragons fighting zeppelins
Automaton shock troopers
Gremlins in tanks
Busty combat medics

>> No.16744772

>>16744762
>boner assuming direct control
A muscle girl will never be mine
My only hope is to die and wake up in the right plane of existence

>> No.16744779

>>16744770
Sorry, I just got really into the mood and kept typing and kept typing. Fun fact, we have a 5000 character limit. Most boards only get 2000.

>> No.16744780

>>16744772
>My only hope is to die and wake up in the right plane of existence
I feel you anon, minus the dying part. If that's the only way though, I'd do it for my waifu.

>> No.16744782

>>16744779
I remember when that changed, suddenly my greentexts went on forever.

>> No.16744784

>>16744779
I didn't mind it so much, the story was fun enough to make up for the length. But I've seen others try to type up long greentexts and get chewed out for it.

>> No.16744785

>>16744762
I want to have sex with that Lich.

>> No.16744786

>>16744771
>western front is largely unchanged and the only difference is that the poppies are heart shaped from demonic energy
>eastern front has men constantly devising new ways to not get raped in the steppes by angry Russian jinkos or angry German and Austrian foxes

>> No.16744787
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16744787

How soft is this ghost again?

>> No.16744790

>>16744759
>implying surgical masks would be enough

>> No.16744794

>>16744790
Do they make sexy hazmat suits?

>> No.16744795

>>16744785
>"That is... a rather forward proposition."
I think your phrasing is probably a real winner pick up line with Kuu girls. Just bluntly and flatly expressing your intentions.

>> No.16744797

>>16744795
Would I get bonus points for saying it with a blank face?

>> No.16744798

>>16744795
That Lich is a dangerous crime boss.

Anon will get more than he bargained for.

>> No.16744800

>>16744797
Oh yeah. Just make sure your eyes DO express emotion though, even if everything else is flat affect. And if you're feeling kinky, instead of saying "I would like to place my hands firmly on your rear" say "I am going to place my hands firmly on your rear". She'll love the forcefulness!

>> No.16744801

>>16744790
If you want to play that game anon, I can play that game. My waifu and daughteru could wear gas masks with rubber hoods under them, just for that extra added protection.

>>16744794
I'm sure monstergirls would anon. Personally, I'm a fan of magically enhanced hazmat latex catsuits, but that's just me. Maybe a latex catsuit under a hazmat suit.

>> No.16744810

>>16744801
Oh, KDF.

>> No.16744812

>>16744798
Oh come on anon, I'm sure she won't be that bad.

>>16744800
Wouldn't a woman as strong as she is just laugh off a man's attempt at being forceful?

>> No.16744813

>>16744762
>musclich

Please anon, my penis cannot take this much...

>> No.16744815

>>16744801
Sensory deprivation is a fun game to play with the family, eh KDF?

>> No.16744821
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>>16744787
Not as soft as a Phantom.

>> No.16744822

>>16744812
I mean, she's a lich, so I doubt there'd be any actual laughing. She may say something like 'That was an inadequate attempt" or "Inform me when you start attempting to be forceful. My apologies, I did not realize you were already trying". Clearly, this one is much kinkier than most! So degrading!

>> No.16744826

>>16744815
You know it anon. Gas masks aren't usually my thing as there is plenty of more specialized gear for sensory deprivation, but yes. Playing sensory deprivation Marco Polo in the comfy room would always be a fun time!

>> No.16744830

>>16744822
This Lich is asking for a kind of molestation not even the Chief God herself could ignore.

>> No.16744843

>>16744830
Would pay a fortune to have her phylactery suddenly break when she's in the middle of going back and forth in kuu tones with her anon.
>Musclelich stoically yet firmly riding on top of anon
>Suddenly her face goes absolutely wild and she pins his shoulders down with her beefy arms, smiling maniacally, eyes crazy
>Like, fearboner levels of intense emotion all at once
>jackhammers anon through the floor, his pelvis never stood a chance
>wild screams from her heard three blocks down
Hire me the most sneaky, professional cheshire, this prank needs doing

>> No.16744847

>>16744826
>sensory deprivation Marco Polo
That doesn't sound dangerous at all.

>> No.16744853

>>16744843
Hopefully Musclelich is easier to deal with when she gets pregnant.

>> No.16744856
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16744856

>>16744821
Not true, there is nothing softer than this ghost.

>> No.16744859
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16744859

Dragon bottom

>> No.16744860

>>16744847
It'd be fine anon, we'd take precautions! The comfy room is lined with soft cushy padding so we won't hurt ourselves if we fall, plus we'd wear thickly padded socks and straitjackets and sensory deprivation hoods just to be extra safe.

>> No.16744862

>>16744859
why's she got a collar on? is she dangerous?

>> No.16744863

>>16744853
Oh I'm sure she will. Though she may occasionally make a formal request once a month to have her destroy her phylactery to relieve the day her first daughteru was conceived.

>> No.16744864

>>16744656
No, othersky wanted to translate it but author stopped him and said they are going to officially translate it. Which never happened

>> No.16744867

>>16744862
She's getting dressed to go for a walk with Master.

>> No.16744868

>>16744863
Only if she made something to lessen the stress that would put on my pelvis.

>> No.16744871

>>16744867
how are those pants going to fit over her tail? how will they even fit over her butt?

>> No.16744874

>>16744860
Sasuga KDF.

>> No.16744875
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16744875

I would like to make interesting stuff with spider silk. Like super rope or something.

>> No.16744878

>>16744868
Bone strengthening potion. Effective at preventing 98% of pelvis-shattering injuries. Don't ask about the last 2%. The technology simply isn't there yet.

>> No.16744880

>>16744871
Maybe you should giver her a hand?

>> No.16744879

>>16744875
Careful anon, spiders are very enthusiastic about men taking interests in their silk. They might want to try the super rope out on you.

>> No.16744883

>>16744878
But Liches don't use technology to make potions.

>> No.16744884
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16744884

>>16744875
Handmade silk panties are EXTREMELY lewd.

>> No.16744887

>>16744879
Do you think other girls who are into bondage would want to buy Arachne made rope?
It's soft, binds well, and is stronger than actual rope!
Also I have this image in my head of waking up to the sight of my demon waifu breathing heavily and drooling slightly while looking at my tied up naked body.

>> No.16744888

Friendly reminder that actual pelvis injuries are incredibly painful and no amount of sex will make up for that. The whole "muh pelvis, xd" meme is stupid.

>> No.16744890

Dubs and trips Wasted on a shitposter. I'm not even going to reply this that disgrace.

>> No.16744891

>>16744888
It really is and it's the biggest reason why I would hesitate to fuck a /fit/ monster girl.

>> No.16744892
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16744892

Would you an alien queen?

>> No.16744893

>>16744888
Thanks for the top tip, stop-having-fun-kun
https://youtu.be/1ytCEuuW2_A

>> No.16744896

>>16744891
Demonic energy my dude, you're good.

>> No.16744902

>>16744070
>The first Rome Total War
Barbarians literally raping the north, Spartan Salamanders to the east, the Egyptians and Carthaginians to the south, the merfolk to the west and beyond that the even angrier ancestors to Minos in Iberia. Rome will go unconquered, but not unmolested.

>> No.16744903

>>16744892
>No massive broodmother-tier ovipositer
If I'm gonna branch out from the tame confines of mostly-human monstergirls, I'm gonna branch out hard

>> No.16744904

>>16744887
I would definitely have a nice stash of Arachne silk rope, yes. As nice as regular rope looks especially in harnesses and stuff, it just seems way too uncomfortable to be all that attractive to me. I usually prefer specialized bondage restraints to it both in fantasy and in practice.

With Arachne silk rope though, I feel like things would be a whole lot comfier. Not only could be worn comfortably for hours and hours without fear of nasty rope burns or painful welts, but it also wouldn't allow any 'unnecessary' movement or anything like that!

>> No.16744906

>>16744903
Maybe it'll develop when she has her first lot of babies.

>> No.16744909

>>16744892
I would. Even with the risk of becoming a chestburster.

Plus, she gives amazing tongue.

>> No.16744914

>>16744906
Perhaps
I'd want proof. If we ain't birthin' nations in a matter of days, I want my money back.

>> No.16744917

>>16744892
Only if she abides by regular monstergirl rules and has an agreeable personality.

I bet her daughterus would love giving hugs!

>> No.16744921

What would be the monster girl with the most vanilla fetishes? I'm stuck trying to figure what some good species are for me.
Im scared shitless of anasthetic, aphrodisiacs and any other sort of "lose your mind" crap. This also means no drinking onis, no curses, no sleepy sheep, and definitely no mindflayers. I have never and could never drink or do drugs because I literally fight off sleep until I can't take it anymore each night because I don't like being not fully aware. Possibly related, Im also completely against bondage or things like that.

>> No.16744927
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16744927

>>16744921

>> No.16744929

>>16744921
How do I subscribe
A catgirl I guess. Just tell her to not make any sudden movements and refrain from making you feel too good during sex. Also absolutely nothing from MGE, if that wasn't readily obvious. Just a normal mostly human catgirl.

>> No.16744931

>>16744921
Werecats, Kobolds, Lamias, Kikimoras, Harpies. Any monstergirl really, you'd just have to headcanon out the parts you don't like. There's no shame in that.

>> No.16744933

>>16744921
Yeti. Can't get more vanilla than hugs and cuddles.

>> No.16744934

>>16744927
>Maid
>Vanilla

Bitch please, you better believe she's kinkier than a fucked up slinky.

>> No.16744937

>>16744934
Yeah but if she has a vibe down there you won't see it.

>> No.16744938

>>16744921
You wouldn't last a minute with a monster from the Encyclopedia because of the mechanics- or that would be the case if the mechanics didn't also heal mental illnesses like paranoia and whatever else you have
Just get raped by something and bite the bullet for a week or so to get it over with, in no time you'll get over all that stuff and be able to actually function properly

>> No.16744990
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16744990

You know what's nice? Casual scenes.

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16745012

>>16744990
Not enough of them are drawn.

>> No.16745034

>>16744921
You just typed that to share that very interesting info about yourself, huh?

>> No.16745035
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16745035

>>16744990
Casual Cat

>> No.16745087
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16745087

>>16745035
Casual meme cat from a story long forgotten.

>> No.16745092

>>16745087
That's gotta be rough to clean out of the fur

>> No.16745095

>>16745087
She's munching rugs in hell now.

>> No.16745101

>>16744826
Is this sensory deprivation I overhear? Sorry to butt in.

But I want my waifu to blindfold me, gag me and tie up my hands and arms. Then I want her to place the mummy curse on me and tease my body, running her claw up and down my shaft just to see my reaction. I want her to whisper things in my ear then, things about her owning me and how much of a slut I am. I want her touch and voice my only feeling.

It's even better if it was in a modern setting because she could tape a vibrating egg to my dick. Better yet she could film the whole thing and then use it as blackmail (purely part of the whole act, not in a mean way).

>> No.16745113

>>16745101
I'd like to suggest an alternative.
She doesn't touch your dick at all but instead whispers into your ears from behind, occasionally blowing into them and nibbling on them while her arms massage your upper body and her legs lock with your own.
What I'm saying here is you should let your waifu try to make you cum with just an upper body massage and her voice.

>> No.16745131

>>16745113
Oh that's good anon. Yeah I'd definitely do that. Would be a good exercise to show how much I love her that I don't even need her touch on my dick to cum!

That and ASMR, massaging and ear nibbling are my fetish. I wonder what would happen when I cum though, she'd probably want to collect her reward on her paws then lick it off. If she's feeling lewd maybe she'd lick it off right close to my ears so I can hear my seed being lapped up by here, then when she's done she could say something like "Delicious~"

I'm already diamonds.

>> No.16745136

>>16745131
I want ASMR where a group of Mouse Girls have tied me up and are nibbling on my ears!

>> No.16745164

>>16745136
That's not all they're going to be nibbling.

>> No.16745166

>>16745136
Overpowered and "tortured" through ASMR by a bunch of mice? That's lewd anon.

That's like a few girls in each ear. Can you handle that?

>> No.16745172

>>16745131
You know she's gonna want seconds anon.
And thirds, and fourths, and ect.

>> No.16745178

>>16745172
Guess that means I'm ganna get the manticore venom jab. Then again, fear play with the manticore spike would be amazing. Telling me "she doesn't care if I have chores to do" I'm ganna get the jab and I'm ganna be cumming for hours.

That or she just continues milking me until I'm fully spent and then we just cuddle.

>> No.16745195

>>16745136
Mice girl ASMR would be nice.
What MGs are best for ASMR? Does your waifu ever ASMR for you?,

>> No.16745200

>>16745195
Lamia and snakes can give you that "Ssssssssssssss" ASMR. And I imagine girls with animal ears are good for doing ASMR to.

I like to think my waifu is good at ASMR, especially the way she abuses it and knows it's my fetish.

>> No.16745203

The only thing I would ever use doppelganger potions for, are blinfolded ASMR sessions were two waifus whisper and blow in my ears and another four play with my body while the last fondles and sucks my dick.

And then they all vanish before I take the blindfold off (which would take time considering the twitching mess they'd leave me as) and there's just be one waifu with a smug, bewitching smile.

>> No.16745210

>>16745203
That would just be perfect. Guess that's just another fantasy in my head that requires doppel ganger potion and it sounds great. It would leave any man a twitching mess.

I wonder if mummy curses can stack for doppel ganger potions?

>6x mummy curse

I would not survive

>> No.16745211

>>16745210
>How to identify mindbreak
Yep, it's mindbreak.

>> No.16745215

>>16745211
My fetish.

>> No.16745227

>>16745215
You're going to be conditioned to get 120% hard from a light kiss on the ear and a quiet, close moan

>> No.16745241

>>16745227
Not him, but I want this.

>> No.16745245
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16745245

Would you teach this angel how to use computers?

>> No.16745246

>>16745227
Who doesn't want that? Because I sure do.

>> No.16745247

>>16745203
Group whispering is shit.

>> No.16745249

>>16745241
You want her to use magic to make your ears so sensitive it wouldn't even lose to an elf's? You want her to train your ears so well that only a certain seductive tone of her voice will make you knees weak and arcs of pleasure to course through your body?

>> No.16745251
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16745251

what we need is more ninjas

>> No.16745253

>>16745247
>Group
I two people a group?

>> No.16745256

>>16745249
Yes, but waifu is a manticore so not so much magic as training.

>> No.16745257

>>16745251
They're here, but not seen or heard.

>> No.16745258

>>16745249
Not the guy that was intended for.

But yes, yes I really want that. I need it.

>> No.16745261

>>16745210
>how to desensitize your man

>> No.16745264

>>16745256
How would that work? Venom rubbed onto the ears?

>> No.16745267

>>16745203
What is ASMR?

>> No.16745269

>>16745253
>1. An assemblage of persons or objects gathered or located together; an aggregation: a group of dinner guests; a group of buildings near the road.

>> No.16745270

>>16745267
The best.

>> No.16745271

>>16745267
I too do not how to google something anon.
Stop being a lazy fuck.

>> No.16745272

>>16745267
Autonomous sensory meridian response

>> No.16745273

>>16745264
Repeated practice and injections so that muscle memory automatically makes it pleasurable on a specific cue. I think. I'm not an expert on this. But it'd take a lot more effort than magic.

>> No.16745274

>>16745267
Gods gift to this world

>> No.16745286

>>16745267
Audio recordings of girls whispering in Japanese way too close to your ears.

>> No.16745289

>>16745286
No.

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>>16745289
Yes.

>> No.16745331

>>16745324
That's not what it is, dumbass.

>> No.16745333

>>16745286
>way too close
Perfect distance desu. When they blow into the microphone I feel it as though they were tight there. If that ain't dimensional MG fuckery, I don't know what is.

>> No.16745336

>>16745331
Ooh, testy, aren't we?

>> No.16745343

>>16745336
Not him, but you are actually completely wrong.

>> No.16745352

>>16745343
No, really? What a shocker.
I had kinda figured at least one person would have been able to determine that I wasn't being serious.

>> No.16745358

>>16745352
You were though, stop trying to save face and admit you're a dumb-dumb.

>> No.16745364

>>16745358
Hey, it's not my fault nobody has a sense of humor.
No wonder people are such fans of the "Completely Oblivious Male" trope around here.

>> No.16745365
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16745365

I want to defeat a Paladin-chan in battle and then nurse her back to health while trying to teach her that monsters and incubi aren't that bad.

>> No.16745371

>>16745365
Why does she hold her sword from the wrong end? For honor? For love?

>> No.16745374

>>16745371
Because /tg/ told me it was cool.

>> No.16745375

>>16745371
She's trying to wrestle me with it.

>> No.16745379

>>16745365
>paladin-chan has finally met her match in Pinocchio

>> No.16745382

>>16745364
>It's every one else's fault!
>I was only pretending to be retarded!

>> No.16745384

>>16745371
>>16745374
>>16745375
http://i.imgur.com/Ek6jgeF.png
Because heavy blunt trauma is the most effective way to fight someone in full plate.

>> No.16745386

>>16745371
For hitting people really really hard in the helmet with the crossguard. It's called the murderstroke, no joke. That there is a fine paladin-chan who would make a top tier undead waifu.

>> No.16745388

If you had to pick another setting but medieval and modern, which setting would you pick? Assuming that it still works like MGE.
Steampunk? Cyberpunk? Si-fi? Victorial? Somethign else?

>> No.16745389

>>16745379
Hey, ain't nothing wrong with being an Automaton Incubus. The girls love the drill attachment.

>> No.16745392

>>16745382
It's okay, sarcasm can be hard to detect over text.

>> No.16745394

>>16745388
Sci-fi, post-scarcity, with space travel. Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

>> No.16745396

>>16745388
Gothic horror.

>> No.16745397

>>16745394
>post-scarcity
Welp, I guess the vast majority of humanity is stuck being raped forever when the monsters can just order food and drink from a replicator.

>> No.16745398

>>16745384
I love that this was actually a real sword fighting technique. But yeah Maces > swords if the enemy is in full plate. And using the sword like that is a good makeshift mace.

>> No.16745401

>>16745384
>>16745386
But won't that cut your hands?

Silly Paladins. Somebody needs to remind them to stop being silly and get a cute husband who will love them.

>> No.16745402

>>16745397
Computer, generate an Ushi-Oni in heat, no seal, under a full-moon. remove all safety protocols.
ENGAGE.

>> No.16745403

>>16745401
Pretending to be retarded will not land you a lizardman/salamander waifu, Anon. You'll just agitate them.

>> No.16745404

>>16745396
Vampires or Wight would be perfect for that.

>> No.16745405

>>16745388
Early humanity. Like Egyptians n shiet.

Then again sci fi would be comfy.
>ywn fly through the solar system on a comfy space ship with just you and your waifu

>> No.16745409

>>16745386
>would make a top tier undead waifu
Too bad I won't let her die! She's going to stay alive, and maybe eventually become a Succubus if she accepts my love.

>> No.16745410

>>16745403
Agitated Lizardmen are rapey Lizardmen, anon. I'd love to get a sword nerd lizard so riled up that she wrestled me down and fucked my face.

>> No.16745414

>>16745405
>just you and your waifu
I'd need a motley crew of quirky people to fool around with.

>> No.16745416

>>16745403
I'm sorry anon.

But I'm going to find a tall Salamander and ask her if she can train me to fight! Then I'll win her heart over with my skills!

>> No.16745418

>>16745405
>just you and your waifu
I want that greentext of the Anubis hotdog spaceship.

>> No.16745420

>>16745401
Are you >>16745364 or is there a surplus of "I'm only pretending to be retarded" anons out there today?

>> No.16745426

>>16745404
The undead is why I chose it. It's a very hospitable setting for werewolves cthulhu girls too.

>> No.16745432

>>16745420
It was actually a really question and no I'm not that guy.

I gave it some thought and saw they have gauntlets so it wouldn't cut them.

>> No.16745442

>>16745432
You don't even need gauntlets for that if you do it right
Here's a video that explains everything quite nicely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwuQPfvSSlo

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>>16745426
I always imagined Abominations living in the meat dimension, but that kind of thing is fine, too.

>> No.16745452

>>16745195
Hellhound ASMR would be great. Just imagine feeling her hot breath against your ear as she whispers to you all the lewd things she's going to do to you in a sultry tone.

>> No.16745458

>>16745450
>meat dimension
Like the Cancerverse from Marvel?

>> No.16745463

>>16745442
Oh I see. So it's just holding the sword very carefully? Thoes Salamanders and Lizardmen must be quite skilled.

>>16745452
Yes anon that sounds lewd. Hellhound fags have it lucky.

>> No.16745464

>>16745458
I don't know what that is. Something like the hallucination world from Saya no Uta.

>> No.16745465

>>16745432
You don't even need gauntlets, you only cut yourself if you let the blade slip, so you have to hold it tightly. Though if you're really scared you can just hold it by pressing your fingers on the flat of the sword and not having the edge touch you.

Or you can wear gloves if it helps you tighten your grip, psychologically speaking not many people will swing a sword comfortably the wrong way around.

>> No.16745471

>>16745450
>Abominations living in the meat dimension
Well lovecraft wrote in the Victorian era or a little earlier, no?

If you need more gothic abomination inspiration, you could always watch a youtuber play blooborne

>> No.16745472

>>16745471
Busybody leave me be!

>> No.16745473

>>16745442
>>16745384
Who needs realism? Bitch I have an axe on a chain.
http://i.imgur.com/1hKu9IC.gif

>> No.16745475

>>16745471
>Well lovecraft wrote in the Victorian era or a little earlier, no?
Some decades after, anon.

>> No.16745477

>>16745473
>Lizardmen REEEEing in the distanse

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>>16745471
The best Gothic Abominations are Gothic Lolita Abominations.

>> No.16745482

>>16745473
>implying that wouldn't be effective if you could balance and wield it properly

>>16745475
Only one or two, the era ended in 1901. He basically grew up during it. And I may be talking out my ass, but he didn't strike me as on the forefront of the changing times.

>>16745479
The best Gothic Abominations are Gothic Abominations.
Fixed

>> No.16745485

>>16745473
That's cool, probably make a bit of money selling it to lizardmen and Salamanders.

>> No.16745539

>>16745463
>Hellhound fags have it lucky
I'm just a slut for big dominant wolfus.

>> No.16745543

>>16745539
As am I anon. It's only healthy and natural.

>> No.16745548

>>16745543
I just want to be cuddled and cherished by an Ushi-Oni's strong, fluffy arms and pedipalps.

>> No.16745554

>>16745548
Sounds comfy, I bet you'd feel so protected I'm her embrace. And her spider tummy is probably very soft to rub.

Cuddle that Ushi Oni, anon!

>> No.16745577

>>16745554
Mini-Ushis are the best.
You can have multiples of them swarm on you.

Like fluffy, living armor!

>> No.16745588

>>16745577
Give a Ushi Oni all the daughterus, then you can have yourself a power suit of fluffy cow spiders.

>> No.16745609

>>16745577
Armor that rapes.

>> No.16745684
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16745684

I want to find an Automaton and call her cutie!

>> No.16745696

>>16745684
>Unit's name 'Cutie' now registering
>....
>....
>This unit's name is now 'Cutie'
>How may Cutie serve you today master?

Name your Automatons responsibly anons.

>> No.16745708

>>16745696
That still a cute name. I'm not good at naming things so I'd probably end up calling her that.

>> No.16745717

>>16745708
You should try harder for her.

>> No.16745730

>>16745684
Automatons are for getting the THICC upgrade for.

>> No.16745743

I want to go to an adventure to discover a Automaton from ruins and race against a mysterious cult worshiping her as divine lost technology.

>> No.16745745

>>16744070
>Hollow Knight
Well, that's it then. I'm rushing down to the Mantis Village to waifu a Mantis Lady ASAP.

As for MGs, basically everyone is a bug already, so the game becomes a collapsing Bug MG Kingdom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ1H5etcnt0

Beat them in two trys, but I wish I could have a rematch, the music and mechanics were fucking hype.

>> No.16745746

>>16745743
I want to become the leader of a cargo cult and the high priest who speaks the will of the Automaton!

>> No.16745753

>>16744070
>Mass Effect
B-but aliums aren't MGs! Would I get goat girls in latex bodysuits and gasmasks?

>> No.16745754

>>16745746
Automatons are robots, they don't have wills.

>> No.16745756

>>16745743
>Cult of Technology

Sounds cool, can I pick myself of a Automaton wife and live happily ever after by worshiping with them?

>> No.16745757

>>16745743
Why would she even go with you?

>> No.16745759

>>16745754
Why do you think I'M the leader?

>> No.16745763

>>16744070
>Eyes of Heaven

Great, it's like these threads needed more Jojo references.

>> No.16745766
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>>16745757
Because he logged in his data, if you know what I mean.
>>16745763
Nuns in hotpants?

>> No.16745767

>>16745759
Because it's a stupid idea? Makes sense.

>> No.16745768

>>16745753
Still got a sore sphincter, eh anon? A ruptured rump, a raw rear, a perturbed pooper, an angsty asshole, a battered butt.

>> No.16745770

>>16745766
Nuns in hotpants.

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>>16745768
If I'm upset it's because I don't have those space goats.

>> No.16745780

>>16745773
There's no "If" "and" "or". There is a but though, and it's brutalized.

>> No.16745783

>>16744070
>Breath of the Wild

I'm still gonna be a murderhobo killing every god damn thing I see and looting their teeth/horns/hooves/weapons/delicious meat

>> No.16745784

>>16745780
That is quite an ass on her, I agree.

>> No.16745786

>>16745766
>Nuns in Hotpants

Anon do you know what eyes of heaven is? Still I approve of this idea.

>> No.16745788

>>16745784
An anguished ass.

>> No.16745789

>>16743569
https://plasmidhentai.tumblr.com/post/158656558246/and-one-more-delivery-a-thick-cheshire-cat-from

It got coloured.
>brown cheshire cat with blonde hair
My dick, thank you for requesting this.

>> No.16745796

>>16745786
>do you know what eyes of heaven is
Yes but that's hardly relevant to spraying my foam on a Dark Priest.

>> No.16745799

>>16745789
I want to be raped by a cheshire like that too.

>> No.16745802

>>16745789
That's some lewd face sitting right there. Very wet, that's how I like it.

>> No.16745828

>>16745789
Jesus, I can feel the wetness
12/10

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So how about them adventurer archaeologists?

>> No.16745847

>>16745839
Having little MGs as backpacks for adventuring is cute! CUTE!

>> No.16745861

>>16745847
And then she cutely goes squish because you brought a little girl to dangerous ruins with rolling boulders of death.

>> No.16745864

>>16745861
you bring little wurm to archaeologist adventures to safely trigger the traps by tossing her in first.

>> No.16745867

>>16745864
Rather bring a little shog for that

>> No.16745868

>>16745861
I'd prefer to just travel across the world with a flowkelp on my back. Or a Wyvern, Wyverns a cute.

>> No.16745873

>>16745868
>Not a little shog backpack who eats all your tools so she can remember and make perfect replicas whenever she wants an can cling to you and grow huge wings to glide from

>> No.16745882

>>16745873
That would actually be pretty nice aswell. I love shoggies.

>> No.16745883

>>16745839
I wanna carry a little Anubis around to help me plan things and keep organised!

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Ohayou, /jp/!

>> No.16745925

>>16745883
Mini Ratotaskyr to spy on those around you?

>> No.16745928

>>16745921
>ywn crawl into bed with mommy and feel her warmth against your body

Mommy looks so inviting.

>> No.16745935

>>16745928
Big curvy momsters are best
Made for pillowing

>> No.16745940

>>16744070
>E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
>story is still confusing as shit, if there was one in the first place
>tits and ass spawning out of the blue
>giant, cyberdemon-sized semen demon with the rape-iest grin

>> No.16745943

>>16745935
That's a statement I cannot refute. I wanna fall asleep on my momster's lap as she strokes my head.

>> No.16745947

>>16745943
Would she gently pick you up and bring you to lay you down in bed then stroke your scalp while she keeps you pressed up against her?
Or stay seated there and keep you in her lap as she wraps her arms around you and gently rocks you back and forth while nuzzling the back of your head and softly sobbing at how happy you make her?

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