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Crazy, noisy bizarre town!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16776484

First for cute Kobolds!

>> No.16776495

Second or third for Maids are olev

>> No.16776500

Third for big sisters!

>> No.16776504
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Break down, break down!

>> No.16776510

>>16776504
What's going on in this image?

>> No.16776512
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>>16776467
How do you feel about MGs afraid of humans?
No, it's not NTR or porn.

>> No.16776518

>>16776510
Mastah shows Kiki a new broom, then breaks it to remind her that life is not nice.

>> No.16776521

>>16776510
Bullying

>> No.16776530

>>16776518
But if we keep being reminded of the bad things we can never be happy.

>>16776521
Any person who dares to do that to a maid doesn't deserve a maid at all.

>> No.16776550

How monstrous is too monstrous for you personally? Doesn't have to be thread-approved, just curious how far individuals would be okay with.

>> No.16776565

>>16776550
Well personally I have recently taken a liking to a certain female Turian

>> No.16776579

>>16776550
Animal pussy.

>> No.16776590
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16776590

Nanashi is making new chapter about the smuggest lolipire
Now with 100% more collars

>> No.16776594

>>16776565
You and I
We're brothers now

>> No.16776598

>>16776530
Don't act as if Kikis aren't genetically programmed to enjoy bullying
A Kiki is at her happiest when her master bullies her and makes her sleep in a cage

>> No.16776599

>>16776590
>those claws
Daaamn.

>> No.16776600

>>16776590
>spoiler

You've piqued my interest.

>> No.16776604

>>16776590
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.16776605

>>16776594
She's the perfect height too.

>> No.16776608

>>16776590
>those nails
Unfus maximus.

>> No.16776609

>>16776590
>Losing to lolis
Amazing.

>> No.16776613
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16776613

Automatons are, and forever will be the best monstergirl species aside from the Undead.

>> No.16776618

>>16776590
i suddenly have a reason to live

>> No.16776621

>>16776613
Automatons are nice.

It must feel amazing to have a girl like that always defending you and getting over protective.

>> No.16776623

I want to make a Vampire wear a ball gag all the time because biting is no!

>> No.16776625

I want to be a Monster Girl's slave!

Who she treats very nicely.

>> No.16776626

>>16776467
>You'll never visit the monstergirl equivalent of Venice with your waifu
>You'll never see the places where the prefabricated buildings merge with the architecture they started to build after settling in.
>You'll never see groups of Mermaid and Mershark youths speeding down the canals on their way to school.
>You'll never sit on a balcony and take in the sights while eating at a local restaurant
>You'll never have rowdy sex in the hotel you're staying at before cleaning up and getting on the phone to talk to the kids and their babysitter.
Sounds amazing honestly.

>> No.16776627

>>16776613
Sure thing man.

>Metallic onahole
>Cold and dead pussy

>> No.16776629
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>>16776600
Also
Handholding during sex

>> No.16776633

>>16776625
I want to be locked up in a prison run by Dark Elves for two consecutive life-sentences, get raped by a gang of Alps and later become the warden's invaluable ally due to my experience with Tanukis!

>> No.16776634
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>>16776467
Urban scenes with monster girls are the best. I'd love to draw some myself one day.

>> No.16776636

>>16776626
Sounds perfect senpai

>> No.16776638 [SPOILER] 
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>>16776550
I'm not quite sure myself. I'm perfectly okay with everything in MGE and I'd gladly fuck something like the one in this image but I think my personal limit is based on the design rather than the level of monstrosity.

>> No.16776640

>>16776626
>implying monmusu Venice isn't an Undead city

>> No.16776641

>>16776627
Confirmed for knowing nothing about MGE Undead and Automatons and invalidating his objectively bad opinion even further.

>> No.16776642

>>16776633
That's too hardcore for me.

I only go for gentle femdom.

>> No.16776644

>>16776629
This is way too lewd you sick degenerate.

Go back to >>>/d/. Looks amazing though

>> No.16776646

>>16776640
Go away, Micolash

>> No.16776647

>>16776640
Anon, that's monstergirl Paris.

>> No.16776648

>>16776626
>Sounds amazing honestly.
Indeed! I'd definitely want to bring my daughteru along though instead of leaving her at home.

>> No.16776652

>>16776648
Well anon, the thing is it'd be an anniversary trip.
You don't bring your kids on an anniversary trip. It's special.

>> No.16776658

>>16776652
Don't worry anon. The kids get fucked too.

>> No.16776661

>>16776658
You disgust me.

>> No.16776666

>>16776652
I'm a daughteru dicker too, but if it was my and my waifu's anniversary I think you're right.

>> No.16776667

>>16776634
How do you handle life in the urban world of Monster Girl love? Do you increase your social link with tough ones so they can protect you?

>> No.16776672

>>16776667
My waifu is the toughest, and also dangerously yan. She'll take care of me.

>> No.16776673

>>16776667
They have rules against rape.

>> No.16776674 [DELETED] 

>>16776666
What do you mean "too" turbosatan?
daughterus aren't for dicking.

>> No.16776676

>>16776661
Is that OK?

>> No.16776677

>>16776674
I was referring to >>16776658

>spoiler
Says you anon.

>> No.16776680

>>16776661
You disgust me, Anon. How can you not cumflate your whole family and leave all those cute balloons resting?

It was anon. I agree that daughteru dicking is bad.

>> No.16776681

>>16776673
Only against NTR rape, though. Raping a single guy is fine, especially if he's her childhood friend. Then it's encouraged, before he cheats on her.

>> No.16776685

>>16776681
No, it's against rape in general unless we are talkinga bout a purple city. Monsters would have to learn how to flirt or to make mamono mana work faster than a guy can scream in an alleyway.

>> No.16776717

>>16776677
Daughterus are for headpats. No dicking.

>>16776685
Well, one of them is the proper way to do it and the other could depend on the guy's fetish.

>> No.16776727

>>16776621
>always defending you and getting over protective
They're like a species of Aigis' that can perform actual sex acts.

>> No.16776737

Would you, a married man, assist a friend Mamono that was plotting to rape another man? Not like hold him down or anything too cuckish but actively assist her in some plot or scheme she had for jumping a guy she has her eye on?

>> No.16776750

>>16776737
Yes, of course. Especially if that man was lonely and was a good friend of mine.

>> No.16776758

>>16776737
I'd prevent the rape altogether by convincing the guy to sack the fuck up and confess to that girl before she does something drastic already.

>> No.16776772

>>16776737
Sure. But I'd end up sabotaging it by telling him to man up and fuck the mamono

>> No.16776774
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>>16776737
You could say that'd be my whole job!

>> No.16776775

Canonically, how do we know that the Wondering Scholar is a trust worthy source?

I mean he did grow up in an Order city.

>> No.16776779

>>16776658
Great taste

>> No.16776781

>>16776758
>shota rape is illegal
>raping adult men is perfectly fine
If you didn't want to get raped, you should've married your childhood friend. Now you're getting V'd by some creepy virgin CC.

>> No.16776783

>>16776775
>Wondering Scholar wrote a book of lies
>And made mad cash for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8

>> No.16776787

>>16776775
We canonically know he's an imperfect source at least in tone as well as hyperbole
His hyperbole and misunderstanding of mindsets actually is a low key reason a lot of people here sometimes misinterpret certain Mamono like the Chaos girls or aspects of living with Monsters in general

>> No.16776789

>>16776737
If she was my friend then I don't see why not, but if I knew both of them then it would be a romantic date instead of rape.

>> No.16776793

>>16776781
Anon, I think you responded to the wrong post.

>> No.16776800

>>16776775
He is not. It was said that he blows thing out of proportions with "they do nothing but fug"

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https://pastebin.com/KKp9wyd6

Finished the Tentacle-date story I said I would do, sorry about the delay to whoever was expecting it.

Also, there potentially may be a Salamander short some point later on, we'll see how much I manage to write.

>> No.16776815

>>16776800
So really when he says "all day fug" it could actually mean "fug ever 2 days or so"

>> No.16776821
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16776821

Is it considered rude to tell a CC monster girl that she's old?

>> No.16776824

>>16776815
What the fuck? There is no way you would be able to fuck your waifu that little.

Three times per day at minimum.

>> No.16776838

>>16776821
Considering monsters live to a billion years it would be better to call them Wine or something.

>> No.16776842

>>16776802
Awesome! Reading now!

>> No.16776848

>>16776824
Oh jeez man. That's a lot of fug.

>> No.16776854

>>16776821
Hymens are like wine anon. Its always best when you let it age.

That's why CCs are like fine aged wine. Call a CC fine aged wine and she'll blush.

>> No.16776864

>>16776824
Damn dude, that's a lot
Three weekly makes sense

>> No.16776866

>>16776848
No it's not. I fap three times a day and if my waifu was here I would try to cum inside of her at least five times everyday.

Though if it was a medieval setting I can see myself taking a day or two of the week just to fuck her a lot.

>> No.16776872

>>16776866
>I fap three times a day
Are you a hikky-NEET?

>> No.16776873

>>16776864
You have mamono mana running to keep you going so I don't really think so.

I mean, it's one when you wake up, one in the afternoon and one when you go to sleep. It's not that much, right?

>> No.16776874

>>16776802
Is it a jogging Salamander?

>> No.16776875

>>16776866
But what about anons who work? They've got things to do?

>> No.16776880

>>16776873
>It's not that much, right?
It's a little much, lad

>> No.16776883

>>16776873
I don't think I'd want to spend 3 hours per day fucking if I also had a job.

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>> No.16776894

>>16776874
It is. It's not going to be overly long, but expect some sweaty sex.

>> No.16776897

>>16776872
>>16776875
No? I work part time in the morning and go to uni at night. I wake up early and go for a jog, then I get home, shower fap and go to work. After I get home I eat a grub, take care of the dogs and clean the house up a bit, then fap and go to school.
After I'm home I take a bath and eatdinner, fapping before sleeping.

>>16776880
What

>>16776883
Just a quickie then?

>> No.16776904

>>16776781
>creepy virgin CC
People need to dick those monsters while they're still young so this doesn't happen.

>> No.16776905

>>16776897
Fapping and sex are two different things
One requires energy
A lot of energy
Then there's the risk of your waifu getting a little too into it and you either end up late for work or a bruised pelvis

Depends on the mamono

>> No.16776915

>>16776905
That's what mamono mana is for. It even replenishes your energy and makes you good to go.

>> No.16776919

>>16776897
I work full time. So I can just imagine coming home after a hard day at work to see my waifus in naked apron, ready to please me.

>> No.16776922

>>16776824
>>16776864
>>16776873
>not screwing your waifu every other hour
Do you hate her or something? Or do you just want to watch her suffer?

>> No.16776929

>>16776922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p0DAz_30qQ

>> No.16776931

>>16776904
Their nephew needs to dick them just before they tip over to the yan. Overripe fruits are the best. They're so juicy and sweet. Deflowering a 34-year-old virgin is the same. She'd blush and yelp in surprise at how much better it feels than her vibrators and ahegao from being kissed during sex.

>> No.16776933

>>16776919
I'll be working full time soon too, so it will probably be reduced to one or two times only. But if she was here then sunday would be the best day of the weekend.

>>16776922
I fuck her every millisecond.

>> No.16776939

>>16776802
That was fucking adorable, 10/10

>> No.16776940

>>16776929
But anon, mamono mana keeps you from getting hurt from sex; there's no pain. When you two reach your limit, you just fall asleep.

>> No.16776941

>>16776886
Pat the dangerous girls!

>> No.16776942

>>16776872
I'm a licensed doctor and I fap three times a day, sometimes four or five on days off, what are you smoking?

>> No.16776954

>>16776802
I really liked the sense of her tipping over the edge when she finally came on to him. That and pussy tentacles are hot.

>> No.16776957

>>16776942
I guess I'm just not a quickshot.

>> No.16776962

>>16776802
You're awesome, Frostcicle. That was exactly what I was hoping for!

>> No.16776965

>>16776957
Destroyed.png

>> No.16776966

>>16776626
>tfw ywn live a comfy city life with your MG wife

I'm considering if I'd like to live in Japan with my waifu. It just looks so comfy but I don't wanna come off as a bit weeby.

>> No.16776971

Pure, pristine CCs are fine and all but I'd rather lose my virginity to a hobo Manticore in a dark alley of a bad part of town

>> No.16776979

>>16776957
Not sure what that has to do with fapping three times a day on some days but alright?

>> No.16776990

>>16776971
You'd really want that? Why?

>> No.16776993

>>16776971
That's
Pretty specific

>> No.16777000

>>16776990
He's filthy, knows what he wants, and doesn't care what anyone thinks.
Truly a man's man.

>> No.16777001

>>16776966
Nothing wrong with wanting to live a comfy life with your waifu anon. Location doesn't matter so long as the two of you are happy.

>>16776971
But would you bring her home with you and watch her almost start crying when she showers for the first time in years?

>> No.16777007

>>16776802
This is the first Tentacle story I've read where they actual use their vagina vagina, not just their tentacle vagina
Even if there are tentacles in her vagina
Vagina/10
Its good

>> No.16777012

>>16777001
You're right, being in each other's company is all that matters. Although I wouldn't mind looking out the window of a city apartment with my waifus while we cuddle under blankets.

>spoiler

Muh heart can't take it. Anon better hug her and wipe away those tears.

>> No.16777013

>>16777001
>Spoiler
Welcoming a homeless monster girl in your house is the best
Seeing her transform from a scared, broken little thing to a proud and healthy woman must be a life experience

>> No.16777015
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Remember not to neglect the runt MGs

>> No.16777017

>>16776802
Great work as per usual, Frosticle. I love it!

Keep up the good work man!

>> No.16777023

>>16777015
Is never, runts are cuties.

>> No.16777025

Writefags; how's your stories going? I want to finish one today myself.

>> No.16777027
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>>16776941
The dangerous ones are the best ones.

>> No.16777033

>>16777025
I really should write another story, I just don't really have much time.

>> No.16777044
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Here's my attempt at a small study cow.

>> No.16777045

>>16776971
>get raped by a hobo manticore
>she forces you to take her back to your place and give her shelter
>she acts as if the house like her own, treats you like a slave and rapes you at least three times a day with her tail
>eventually she starts to clean up a little, starts bathing regularly, straightens her hair and asks you to buy her nice clothes
>you would never guess she was a hobo any more, she looks more feminine than any manticore you've ever seen
>during one of her regular rape sessions she goes further than normal and uses her real pussy, lowering herself onto you with tears of happiness in her eyes
>you always thought she was a loose whore from the street but it turns out that although she's done some things she wasn't proud of with her tail, she always saved herself where it mattered
>you spend the rest of the night having tender cuddle sex and vow to never let her live on the streets again as she's going to be your bride
I know it's shit and cheesy but damn it I have a thing for healing.

>> No.16777050

>>16777044
Draw an alp.

>> No.16777052

>>16777025
Taking too long to transfer one story onto a computer.

Thinking of working on that Dragon's butler story in the meantime.

>> No.16777054

>>16777025
I've been sitting on three ideas for what must be a few months now, and now I have a new one after the nice Altach-Nacha chat we had the other day.

>> No.16777055

>>16777050
No.

>> No.16777056
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>>16777045
Manticores are lovely ladies memes aside.

>> No.16777057

>>16777044
Cute Keine.

>> No.16777058

>>16777044
That's one genki shortstack. She's missing or hiding her third eye though.

>> No.16777060

>>16777057
Shukushuku hakutaku are adorable.

>> No.16777065

>>16777027
The Cicada Kabedon!

No man can escape this!

>> No.16777069

>>16777044
Real nice, she gives a porn teacher vibe the kind that would ask Anon to stay after class because he needs "special" care

Also you should have defined the limit between her tasty thighs are her fluffy legs

>>16777045
>Spoiler
Healing is a patrician fetish and it works on every species too
I hope she can one day forget the hell that she went through

>>16777056
That they are even though they act scary and mean

>> No.16777070

>>16777058
I just didn't draw it.
Drawing two is a pain already.

>> No.16777071

>>16777060
You can ride and sleep on it too. Would try it with a teacher Taku.

>> No.16777072
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“I hug people rushing to work or school in the mornings so they’ll be even later!”

>> No.16777075

>>16777069
You mean show where the thighs end and the fluff begins? Cause that's hiddrn by the skirt. The fluff almost starts under the butt in the profile image.

>> No.16777076
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Behold these Demons.

>> No.16777079

>>16777072
Bad Yeti!

>> No.16777080

>>16777072
Stay away from yetis, Anon.
They rape men with their hugs.

>> No.16777084

>>16777071
A pile of shukushuku takus must be heavenly.

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>>16777056
They're sadists who want loved, they really are lovely.

>> No.16777088

>>16777075
Oh you're right, for some reason I thought it started just above the knee
Maybe she'd look sexier that way tho she got plenty already

>> No.16777090

>>16777072
Are yetis for love or for rejecting?

>> No.16777091

>>16776954
I'm glad you noticed that, since that was exactly what I was going for. I really wanted to show how she was trying her best to act as un-rapey as possible, but as soon as she had a man actually paying attention to her, her nature took hold and she went full rape mode.

>>16776962
I'm glad you liked it, I enjoyed writing it a lot more than I expected.

>> No.16777094
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>>16777085
Reminder to visit MGC's infamous Manticore Dentist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

>> No.16777095

>>16777088
Sorry, thighfag, but you must deal with fluffy intercural instead of the regular kind.

Unless you shave her legs, but thatcs a felony.

>> No.16777103

>>16777095
I heard my name being called.
Hakutakus thighs are extra good because not only they are wrapped in fluff but they are also extremelly warm. If you do it too much some of her dripping might run down the fur and give it an extra feeling, alos enticing you to slowly go up and up until you are knocking on her entrance.

>> No.16777105

>>16777103
It's the same if she wraps her legs around your head too.

>> No.16777107

>>16777094
Thank god I would be safe. Just don't tell me she needs to kiss me in order to make the procedure.

>> No.16777109

>>16777105
Head is a bit different because you would be getting a sniff of that scent first hand nad things might get a bit sweaty especially if you reached around and stroked her tail while licking her cow hole.

I think I'm becoming a master of cunnilingus.

>> No.16777114

>>16777107
When she huffs a little too much gas she gets all cuddly and friendly.

It's a good time to catch her, less likely to inject your gums with venom from one of her tail spikes as anesthetic.

>> No.16777118

>>16777109
>yank her tail
That's considered a marriage proposal.
Most kids don't realize that though and do it often.

>> No.16777122

>>16777114
But you do need anesthetic depending on the treatment. Let's say in my case she would just whiten my teeth, how would the procedure go?

>> No.16777127
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Look out, it's some kind of smug rapist creature!

>> No.16777131

>>16777118
>Marrieage proposal
Man, those monster girl take the tail business too far. I can see myself ending up with a few wives at the end of highschool by accident if monster girl existed.

>> No.16777135

>>16777127
That tail if fatter than she is.

>> No.16777137

>>16777127
With giggly breasts and a sizeable tail.

>> No.16777138

>>16777135
THICC

>> No.16777139

>>16777122
She'd be wearing the sunglasses that are meant for you, so you don't get blinded by the light.

But otherwise she'd be a bit bored, no real way to inflict pain on you, just cause mild discomfort.

She'll give your shiny white teeth a 'test drive' with a deep kiss afterwards though.

>> No.16777142

>>16777131
>Bring the teacher cupcakes on her birthday
>It's considered a marriage proposal by her species
>Pick up a girl's books after she trips and sends them flying
>It's considered a marriage proposal by her species
>Give the food I don't want at lunch away by tossing it randomly, beaning a girl in the head
>It's considered a marriage proposal by her species
>Sneeze
>It's considered a marriage proposal by her species

>> No.16777143 [SPOILER] 
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>>16777138
We need more thicc monster tails

>> No.16777145

>>16777139
Well thank god she wouldn't be able to read my mind cause I would definitely get thoughts about her climbing on top of me and leaning in for a kiss.

>> No.16777147

>>16776854
I'm going to write this one up.

>> No.16777149

>>16777143
Thick tails are a treasure that needs to be protected.

I demand the posting of more THICC TAILS! I want to massage them all over!

>> No.16777150
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16777150

Horse skates

>> No.16777151

>>16776838
>>16776854
Winemind.

>> No.16777152

>>16777150
Let's see how well she skates with a big creampie.

>> No.16777157

>>16777143
>that slimebooty on Crits Pixiv
He's come a long way. Hathorite Lich when?

>> No.16777158
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>>16777149
THICC fur

>> No.16777160

What about thicc tails with bows on them? I want to see the toughest Lizardman in the land with a cute red ribbon on her tail!

>> No.16777161

>>16777160
What's next, tail lingerie?

>> No.16777165

>>16777161
Yes! Stockings in tails!

>> No.16777166

>>16777161
Tail armor.

Also, common a husbando to buy a bow for his reptile waifu. It's a know thing that spreads even to dragons. You can even choose if you want to put it in her wings, tails or horns.

>> No.16777167

What are some petite MGs?

Like a Nui petite and the like.

>> No.16777169

>>16777143
dat tongue

I want a tonguejob from her

>> No.16777170

>>16777025
Poorly. I know what I want to write, struggling how to write it. I want to flesh out the world, not just repeat 'he noots the noot out of the penguin'.

>> No.16777172

>>16777157
I've actually wanted to draw that for a while now but I lost the post that had the specifics of it because I'm an idiot

>> No.16777174

>>16777166
Horn bows are cute. CUTE.

>> No.16777175

>>16777172
I can repost them if that's okay.

>> No.16777178

>>16777170
You see, i have the opposite problem. I can't write smut to save my fucking life, but I can worldbuild like no ones business.

>> No.16777179

>>16777167
Anything can be petite if you put your mind to it.

Like a Demon Lord or a God.

>> No.16777181

>>16777174
I'd melt if I saw a dragon with horn bows.

That's just so cute!

>> No.16777182

>>16777174
Yes.

Horn bows forever.

>> No.16777187

>>16777178
And I struggle with building and don't even bother with sex.

>> No.16777191

>>16777170
What kind of stuff are you wanting to flesh out, Penguin-harpy-smothersex guy? Penguin harpy society for when her friends join in?

>> No.16777192

>>16777175
I wouldn't mind.

I kind feel bad considering I said I'd draw it like, a year ago at this point. At least my quality has improved to make up for it

>> No.16777193

>>16777181
>Dragon with a cute horn bow
>Tail bow
>And Diablos horn bow fully upgraded

What would you do then?

>> No.16777194

>>16777174
Yes indeed, especially if they go well with the dragon's color scheme. Or anything that has a horn actually, but I find it cuter on dragons.

>> No.16777196

>>16777191
Penguin society is meaningless since they just stand around for months or get eaten by whales/leopard selkies.

>> No.16777197

>>16777193
Alright you got me
Take this hearty kek

>> No.16777198

>>16777192
Alrighty:
>Lich Hathorite
>fanned out, silky short hair
>massive Holstaur-tier tits and a chubby belly to compliment
>wears a cow-print bikini top that looks gorgeous on her light violet skin
>tied around her waist is a tattered sash marked with the insignia of her Undead Kingdom based sect
>in place of her former skull shaped wrist, ankle, and neck cuffs are stylized trinkets based off of cow skulls
>due to Hathors association with fertility, the goal of this Liches research is to find a way for her fellow Undead to conceive faster

>At least my quality has improved to make up for it
Your girls have gotten delightfully soft.

>> No.16777203

>>16777167
I really love the thought of a petite hellhound in white lingerie.

>> No.16777206

>>16777196
Penguin harpies though, not just normal penguins.

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>>16777179
That's...really not how that works anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyoZ-UQwHC8

>> No.16777210

>>16777206
So just as smart but fuckable.
You have to be on duty 24/7 to make sure she doesn't get herself killed.

>> No.16777215

>>16777208
No, that is how it works.

Anything can be petite. ANYTHING.

>> No.16777218

>>16777198
Thanks! I'll try to draw something of her sometime soon for real this time, honest

>> No.16777224

>>16777218
If you don't I'll make $50.
So no rush.

>> No.16777227

>>16777218
Wunderbar!

>> No.16777235

>>16777210
Yosh! Then I shall accept this responsibility if it means having all of that warm plush softness on me every night.
First, to establish a perimeter.

>> No.16777237

>>16777178
Never said I can write good smut. Hence the noot noot.

>>16777191
Currently trying to describe her nursing him as he lays in fever. Not even sure what is the problem, maybe being aware that people are waiting the sequel chokes me.

>> No.16777243

>>16777208
Pizzabus a cute! CUTE!

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>>16777215
>Anything can be anything

Bodies don't work that way anon, they just don't!

>> No.16777250

>>16777243
But she always smells like pizza.

>> No.16777252

>>16777224
Heh, how long would I have to wait to post it?

>> No.16777259

>>16777245
Oh you poor, poor unenlightened fellow.

Anything can be petite.
Anything can be healthy.
Anything can he YUGE.
anything can be tomboyish.
Anything can be tall.
Anything can even be a mix of any of the above.

>> No.16777262

>>16777252
Doesn't matter for me.
Anons may swarm you if you don't get started now and post it soon though.

>> No.16777267

>>16777235
But she falls through the ice along with your egg.

>> No.16777273

>>16777237
Hey, don't sweat it man, there's no rush. Just think comfort and warmth and there's sure to be no problem. And really, no rush at all. A comfy piece should be comfily written!

>> No.16777276

Would a Wight be embarrassed of her husband if he was a commoner?

>> No.16777280

>>16777267
Life vests and an emergency space heater for when we climb out!

>> No.16777287

>>16777276
Would be interesting to see. But probably not, because she'll make him higher class.

>> No.16777291

>>16777276
I doubt it. She'd probably teach him how to dress up and act properly in high society.

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>>16777276
She wouldn't care about her hubbies social standing.

>> No.16777294

>>16777276
Quite the opposite, she would be proud and show him off to her Wight friends.
>"A commoner of such high quality is one in a million if not more, none of you could ever hope to find someone as perfect as him"
While hugging him and giving the other Wights a smug grin, she knows they're jealous.

>> No.16777295

>>16777276
Doubtful.

If anything, she'd probably take offense to someone bringing it up, especially in a negative light.

>> No.16777296

>>16777262
Fair enough, it shouldn't take me any longer than next week though.

>> No.16777305

>>16777237
One small thing I just wanted to point out from the first one, I doubt she would have feathers. She'd still have wings but they'd be like the fuzzy penguin flappers instead of more regular harpy wings.
Penguin down/fuzz is a huge part of their warmth and appeal.

>> No.16777307

>>16777292
Why is she about to strike someone down? Has she spot a thief in her manor?

>> No.16777315
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16777315

A couple new wife commissions finished today!

>> No.16777318

>>16777315
Getting lewder and lewder.

>> No.16777319

>>16777276
Would a Wight be embarrassed that her man can beat her in a fight?

>> No.16777321
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Really happy with them.
Also got some progress updates on some stuff and I'm excited to see where things will go.

>> No.16777323

>>16777295
Monster wives protecting their husband's smile is too pure for this world.

>> No.16777326

>>16776971
I'd rather have a nerdy shy mg mindbreak me in an attempt to feel powerful for once in her life.

>> No.16777333

>>16777319
Would a Salamander be embarrassed of her weak husband who's never beat her in a fight?

>> No.16777334

>>16777319
Probably just do the whole
>I-I just let you win because it would not do to beat you so thoroughly as an undead of my status!

>> No.16777339
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16777339

What we need is is a hyper paranoid kunoichi that stalks anon and removes "threats"

>> No.16777338

>>16777321
At this rate Gazers will outnumber all other monsters in art.

I hope you're satisfied, Dragonfags, knowing ome guy is one upping you and your waifus.

>> No.16777342

>>16777158
Yeah, that's my shit right there.

>> No.16777343

>>16777333
I imagine that it would depend on the length of the fight, and even then she'd probably be up to helping him get stronger.

Eagerly awaiting the day when the two of them get into a match that seems to last forever, to the point where she can't tell if that's sweat running down her thighs or something else.

>> No.16777347

>>16777339
Only to trip over something and reveal herself and her big ass to the one she was supposed to stalk.

>> No.16777349

>>16777305
yes, fuzz would be the word I should have used. I also haven't settled do I imagine her as actual Harpy-species or cosplay-tier Kemono Friends penguin.

>> No.16777353

>>16777338
What are you talking about, Anon? Gazer has around 500 pics. I'm sure she has more art than the whole encyclopedia combined. Though only one person loves her.

>> No.16777354

>>16777333
Would an Amazon insure that her husband stays as petite and "Male" as possible for the beautiful husband status among the tribe instead of letting him work out and fight?

>> No.16777357

>>16776971
I doubt even a hobo Manticore would want to take my virginity.

>> No.16777362

>>16777347
That Kunoichi butt is getting molested if that happens.

>> No.16777364

>>16777353
It won't be long now until Gazerfag has more waifu pics than all other monsters combined have in total.

>> No.16777369

>>16777354
Being that kind of man for my waifu is what I want!

>> No.16777370

Gazer, how much have you spent on pics? Its gotta be up there now.

>> No.16777377

>>16777362
Gonna molest her until she swears fealty to my cock.

Then I am going to make her wear no clothing ever 24/7 while shadowing me in public.

>> No.16777379

>>16777326
It's the nerdy shy MGs who tend to go crazy
You can bet she won't ever let you go after she loses her virginity on your dick

>>16777357
Then go to a Unicorn, she will cherish you and love you for the rest of her life

>> No.16777380

>>16777354
I want to overpower an Amazon and do nothing lewd to her

>> No.16777382

>>16777364
That's what I've said. She is the monster with most pics, but also one of the most unpopular.
I find it kinda funny that people care more about Gazerfag than her.

>> No.16777383

>>16777362
I would never do such a thing.

>> No.16777386
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I wonder how odd it would be to see a guy in armour talking to himself?

>> No.16777390

>>16777339
>Day 14
>I kept stalking Anon today
>He was going to get milk this morning
>I had already removed it since it was probably poised by a Holstaur.
>He became frustrated to not find any milk to his cereal
>I believe the cereal might have been modified by the Sabbath
>I will continue to protect him for every danger that I can.

>> No.16777391

>>16777377
That's too far, anon! Making her go naked in public is too mean.

>> No.16777392

>>16777379
Horsepussy is disgusting though.

>> No.16777393

>>16777382
I think we need to axe Gazerfag to allow other waifus to get some spotlight.

>> No.16777394

>>16777349
The way I imagined it was big penguin flapper wings, chubby human body and head, then stubby penguin-y calves that end in webbed feet. And with a lil pengu tail.

>> No.16777395
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16777395

>>16777386
Does the girl inside visible to everyone else like pic related?

>> No.16777396

>>16777370
Over 3k at this point.

>> No.16777398

I desire a shortstack amazon.

I also desire to know how amazon society would integrate with the modern world where martial strength is no longer of value.

>> No.16777399

>>16777386
It's strange how much detail KC put into living armor. It just looks odd from how he usually draws.

>> No.16777401

>>16777395
I don't think anyone other than him would be able to see her unless he willed it.

>> No.16777402

>>16777396
On your next commission, will you have your waifu be holding a copy of Black Sabbath's album Master of Reality? It would be very much appreciated.

>> No.16777403

>>16777377
Now there's a man with priorities.
Make sure you give every order confirmation with a big old slap on her huge plump ass.

>> No.16777404

>>16777391
I'll make her do it until she loves it and becomes a nudist.

Then I'll reward her every day she goes without leaving a trace of her existence out in public by filling her up until she's a cross eyed mess.

>> No.16777405

>>16777315
>>16777321
Does Gazer drink Holstaur milk to make her ass so fat?

>> No.16777408

>>16777398
They'd find jobs as enforcers, bouncers and, in the cases of the profoundly desperate, mail order brides.
Most would just wander about aimlessly in this brave new world however. Some would probably create isolated villages away from civilization out of desperation.

>> No.16777411

>>16777395
I always thought they were invisible to everyone else unless willed.

>> No.16777412

>>16777404
Well, you better let her keep that mask.

>> No.16777413

>>16777354
>husband stays as petite and "Male"

Is it wrong to want to be like this as your waifu's house husband?

>> No.16777419

>>16777398
Shortstack Amazon tribe who fear men and their monstrous appendages that corrupt and enslave women.

>> No.16777420 [SPOILER] 
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>Unicorns have the most benefits as a waifu

You get all the advantages of an Incubus, peak health, and permanent health coverage for the rest of your life.

Which would be long as fuck.

Also pure I guess.

>> No.16777424

>>16777420
But

>horse pussy and or awkward from pussy.

It's a deal breaker

>> No.16777425

>>16777408
So they'd end up as the overweight mallcops that talk about how they used to be linebackers in high school?

>>16777413
I want to be a big, muscled husbando house husband of an amazon.

>>16777419
They're still fierce, they've just yet to overcome the human male's technique of simply picking her up.

>> No.16777426

>>16777408
>Can take any physical job and do it better than anyone
>Most would wander

>> No.16777431

>>16777412
She is allowed the mask outside the house.
Inside she must be 100% nude to allow her lord to view every inch of her lewd body as I please.

>>16777403
Naturally.

>> No.16777436

>>16777425
Picking them up and impaling them on your dick must frighten the tribe.

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>>16777420
I have to admit that while they may not be my favourite monster girl, or even favourite Centaur that they're up there with the best wife material. I would probably be extremely happy with a Unicorn wife and it's a shame they don't get more content.

>> No.16777440

>>16777431
Would you make her always walk and gyrate lewdly when around the house as well?
Mandatory lapdances in the bath?
Constant tongue licking on your neck as you eat dinner?
Softly rubbing and swaying her ass as she presents it on the bed when you finally head to your room for the night?

>> No.16777441

>>16777436
Yes but it also makes them want to bear children.

>> No.16777442

>>16777390
What if she realises her need to claim him?
The mission log would turn a bit creepy.

>> No.16777443

>>16777420
>>16777439

Prime corruption material.

>> No.16777444

>>16777440
Yes.
But with more sex during the day, and wakeup blowjobs.

>> No.16777446

>>16777443
You don't corrupt what's already a Monstergirl willing to be with man, man.
Even I wouldn't do that.

>> No.16777449

>>16777425
Scratch out the overweight thing and basically yeah.

>>16777426
Not physical strength anon. Martial strength.
They can no longer march on villages and take what they want like in the old country.
No Amazoness who is born on the other side of the portal will know the ancient rite of pillaging a human town and raping the man who will be her husband before her battle sisters. Some will be happy about that. Others will not.

>>16777436
On the other hand, it might wind you up with an adoring harem of shortstack Amazons because of how "strong and manly" you are to them.

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>>16777072
That's not my school's uniform, she doesn't even go to my school!

>> No.16777459

>>16777441
>Petite tribe watches a man violate their sister
>He's moving that vile thing in and out of her with each hip thrust, making her legs dangle around limply in the air
>For some reason they cam only watch the act instead of helping her out
>A hot and unknown feeling starts to well up within all of them by the time their sister is a moaning, wet mess with her tongue hanging out like a beast

>> No.16777461

>>16777444
As expected of the Kunoichi lord.
Sounds fantastic.

>> No.16777463

>>16777443
Anon, the only way to corrupt a Unicorn is to turn her into a Bicorn.
You're not that cruel right anon? You wouldn't make her the ruler of your growing harem right? She'll go from a sweet innocent girl to dominatrix taskmistress who gets off bullying the other girls in your harem to get them ready for your dick.

>> No.16777471

>>16777449
>Screw every Amazon in the tribe, including the Shaman/Matriarch
>End up with harem of petite warriors who worship your mighty and divine totem pole with their bodies and hearts

>> No.16777473

>>16777449
They will just pick all martial sports / security / discipline related jobs and have gender reversed relationships.

Also the shorstack amazon thing is retarded, but we avoid people ruining normal amazons that way it's fine.

>> No.16777474

>>16777443
Would a man who corrupted multiple Unicorns be treated the same as a serial killer?

>> No.16777476

>>16777443
I'm torn, they're perfect but Bicorns are perfect in their own way. I can't choose.

>> No.16777477

>>16777402
I don't have any music themed commissions planned at the moment, though I do have a few album cover parody ideas I might commission eventually.
Master of Reality doesn't really work for something like that though, but it might be a nice secondary detail alongside a few other similar albums I like for one of my more background-focused ideas.
>>16777405
She doesn't need anything like that to maintain a shapely behind.
>>16777318
I'm not trying to.
>>16777393
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possible imagine.

>> No.16777478

>>16777471
Hope you like waking up with at least two of them molesting your dick with their tits.

>> No.16777479

>>16777461
If she proves worthy enough I might reward her with the privilege of getting pregnant with her lord's seed and birthing a child or 9.

>> No.16777480

>>16777459
Time to impregnate the tribe, although I still want them to be prideful, fierce warriors

>> No.16777482

My unicorn won't stop glowing, and I keep hearing someone yell the word 'understanding' from inside. Please advise.

>> No.16777484

>>16777473
but if*

>> No.16777488

>>16777478
I'd love it.

Their ritual pleases my wrathful judgement stick and it should be done every morning to ensure none face my wrath.

>> No.16777491

>>16777480
They will obviously fight tooth and nail for you and won't let other tribes belittle them without a figt.

>> No.16777500

>>16777479
That's such a bountiful blessing for a mere Kunoichi! Such high honor!
What would she have to do to earn such a boon, I wonder? How could a Kunoichi perform the ultimate act of sexual temptation and satisfaction?

>> No.16777502

>>16777477
I think we can take that risk and strike you down safely.

>> No.16777504

>>16777488
Keep in mind the maximum number to a group titfuck in this case is six, and they might form a queue. Make sure to eat healthily and work out so your stamina will let you keep up with them.
And be careful not to get too confident anon. Or those little Amazons will tie you down and rape you until they're all pregnant.
[Small they may be, they're still Amazons./spoiler]

>> No.16777508

>>16777477
What are some of your album parody ideas? I'm glad I'm not the only one who's thought about this.

>> No.16777510

>>16777500
Years of faithful service plus an oath of service in this life and the next, which is consummated the following day.

>> No.16777514

>>16777474
I'm not corrupting them. I'm helping them ascend.

>> No.16777517

>>16777504
Obviously. I must show off my superiority daily by violating each member of the tribe daily, with the matriarch and captured girls from other tribes thrice daily.

>> No.16777520

>>16777510
I can only imagine the trembling of her lewd body, the uneven heavy breathing, the look of adoration and love and lust, and the excessive lubrication between her meaty thighs as she awaited her lord to bless her on that day, sprawled out in position on the bed.

>> No.16777533

>>16777520
And then her lewd faces during the next week to ensure fertilization, with near endless sexual acts done to maximize chances.

And then her blissful, loving face as she rubs her pregnant belly along with her lord

>> No.16777547

>>16777533
Blissful indeed. I know I wouldn't be able to resist constantly kissing her passionately over her shoulder as I rubbed her womb from behind were I in such a position. Constantly praising her loyalty and dedication between kisses, as well as whispering how her duty is still far, far from over when my hands slide lower and caress and fondle her now even more prodigious backside.

Hot damn.

>> No.16777565

>>16777547
Gonna be hard for her to be a ninja with a bun in the oven though.

>> No.16777571

>>16777508
Basically just parodies of album covers that I think would work. Something kind of gorillaz style would be nice, maybe a strfkr or the pillows album, I dunno. Haven't sorted out too many of the details yet. A beatles or kiss themed picture would be pretty interesting but I'm not sure what specifically I'd go with.
I might try first for a parody of hi-fi anatomia because sketches aren't expensive and it'd be cute.

>> No.16777580

Horns are for kissing and polishing.

>> No.16777583

>>16777580
Or yanking in your case since it's used to it.

>> No.16777594

>>16777580
And tugging, and pulling at, and using to force your waifu down on your cock for hours on end since she's undead and can't choke out!

>> No.16777601

>>16777594
Would her gag reflex still function though?
Would she use zombie breath instead of gagging or vomiting?

>> No.16777611

>>16777583
I don't get it.

>>16777594
I don't see myself doing that, seems a bit too violent. Even if she is Undead.

I prefer gentle passionate sex.

>> No.16777614

>>16777611
Human horn.
Futurama.

>> No.16777617

>>16777601
Yes, I imagine it would at least a little bit- she'd probably burble out some miasma and maybe feel her throat clench a bit, but she'd look up with lewd smiling eyes showing how much she loves it and wants it to keep going!
>>16777611
Eh, it's not for everyone, but if they're into it they're into it!

>> No.16777625
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>>16777580
White Horns are for hugging and brushing

>> No.16777636

>>16777625
I want to tenderly brush White Horn after warm bath.

>> No.16777640

>>16777625
And napping against im a warm tent or cabin with a fireplace.

>> No.16777642

>>16777617
>but if they're into it they're into it!

Sure but I just don't see myself violently grabbing her by her cute and lovely horns to push her head down on my dick. It's fine if you're into it, it's just not for me. But if she want to do that on my dick then I can't stop her.

>> No.16777663

Do White Horns live in perma-frost areas or do they shed their winter-fur like their animal-counterparts?

>> No.16777665

Kunoichi teaching her daughter the ropes only for said daughter to tie herself up lewdly on every occasion.

>> No.16777666

>>16777640
What if you fell asleep while she was carrying you back to town?

>> No.16777667

>>16777663
Probably permafrost.

Winter wonder land.

>> No.16777668

>>16777208
Reminds me of this oldie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84

>> No.16777670

>>16777666
Icd either fall and break my neck or fall asleep against her, making her blush and smile.

>> No.16777676

I want a Kunoichi that looks like Miyabi.

>> No.16777690

>>16777676
And is an edgelord like her?

But also loves her Mama?

>> No.16777694

>>16777636
>warm bath
That's going to make her more haughty and aroused

>>16777640
Sleeping on a White Horn's fluff while watching 1970s kung fu movie dubs on VHS would be nice

>> No.16777695

>>16777690
Yes.

>> No.16777696

>>16777676
I want a homu

>> No.16777698

>>16777695
Sounds nice.

I'd rather have a dragon Kat though.

>> No.16777710

>>16777696
Crab is worst girl.

>> No.16777718

>>16777710
Crab is best girl.

>> No.16777725

>>16777718
She's almost as bad as Yumi and Squid lesbian.

>> No.16777732
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16777732

Fondling MGs while they sit on your lap. Fondling them in bed when you're the big spoon. Fondling them under the table in the ice cream parlor.

The hands of man have minds of their own.

>> No.16777766

>>16777732
I'd fondle my Shortstack waifu. Fondle her breasts alright!

>> No.16777782
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16777782

>>16777732
They'd need things to grope like breasts and a poochy belly.

>> No.16777799

>>16777782
Matron model automaton's are for groping.

>> No.16777806

>>16777799
>Matron model

Those can get that clingy can't they? I've heard they malfunction and think fully grown adults are children.

>> No.16777831
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16777831

>>16777799
In the context of the setting, do Automatons with shortstack and tall thicc bodies already exist?

>> No.16777834

>>16777831
You'd think they wouldn't exist because why the hell would their old masters need a Shortstack Automaton?

>> No.16777838

>>16777806
Yeah, they can baby their husbands pretty hard unless you manage to dick them before they reach that point.


>>16777831
Yep, they probably would.

>> No.16777842

>>16777838
Huh, doesn't sound so bad really.

>> No.16777843

>>16777834
>why the hell would their old masters need a Shortstack Automaton?
It's likely that Automatons just looked like sexless combat droids before DE came into the picture, and were probably developed to be of different shapes and sizes in order to fit certain combat roles.

>> No.16777857

>>16777843
What kind of combat role needs a small droid with large ammo boxes on it's chest?

>> No.16777865

>>16777857
The kind you could attach to larger emplacements or be portable enough to defend a multiple locations.

>> No.16777866

>>16777857
To shoot things while sneaking around or something. Who knows what kind of combat Automatons saw in the age of the previous Demon Lord(s) since it seems like they were sealed away for eons.

>> No.16777868
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16777868

>>16776590
Yupiel is the miracle of the universe.

>> No.16777878

>>16777857
Ammo mule for heavier weapons that use plenty of ammo.

>> No.16777884

Shortstack automatons are for ____

>> No.16777886

>>16777857
I liked the idea they predated the war between the Chief God and Demon Lord, and that they were the servant class for the original humans who through the efforts of CG and DL have been rendered practically impotent. This being the reason that they are subservient to humans.

>> No.16777887

>>16777868
>tfw no smug loli mistress

>> No.16777889

>>16777884
Sitting in you lap and hugging while you watch a show.

>> No.16777891

>>16777884
Facesitting and milking.

>> No.16777901

>>16777889
What's an automatons favorite TV show?

>> No.16777906

>>16777889
>>16777891
These are both what shortstacks were built for.

>>16777901
Static.

>> No.16777908

>>16777901
Transformers

>> No.16777910

>>16777901
Probably some engineering shows, or maybe some instructional videos.

>> No.16777914
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16777914

>>16777901
Home care, human care, cooking shows, and /m/ stuff for Mastah.

>> No.16777915

>>16777910
Would How It's Made be porn?

>> No.16777920

>>16777901
How It's Made

>> No.16777921

Is it wrong for me to want to be treated like a child by a group of Elves?

>> No.16777924

>>16777921
Nope. Just like it's not wrong to be treated by a child by onee sans.

>> No.16777929

>>16777027
Damn straight. Hellhounds are a good example, as are Ushi-Oni, or drunk Oni in general.

The rapetrain has no brakes...but eventually, all engines must rest to avoid damage. Those who can handle the ride, know the best happiness comes from sticking it out through to the end, and seeing the look on her face as she gazes down, flushed, in ecstasy...priceless.

>> No.16777933

>>16777142
>take a knee, hold up a velvet box with a ring
>utter confusion

>> No.16777936

>>16777915
>>16777920
>Automaton watching how its made
>nods their head "I could do that"
>proceeds to make a surfboard while you are at work
>you live nowhere near the ocean
>looks like your next vacation has been decided.
take bets on how well automatons are able to surf

>> No.16777940

>>16777924
Oh thank goodness.

Though it might be okay if they were all taller than me

>> No.16777945

>>16777936
With all those gyro stabilisers she probably could surf very well.

>> No.16777948

>>16777936
>take bets on how well automatons are able to surf
For starters they're lightweight, but they'd need something stabilize their Orbital Frame-esque "feet".

>> No.16777951

>>16777940
Still anon. That makes it better.

>ywn have a tall MG dote on you

>> No.16777957
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16777957

>>16777887

>> No.16777963

>>16777951
I'd want them to be all the deres of the rainbow.

>> No.16777968
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16777968

>>16776874
https://pastebin.com/pNvuN6jK

Okay, finished the jogging Salamander story. It's pretty much was just an excuse for me to right some smut, so it's not that long or complex. Let me know what you thought of it!

>> No.16777972

>>16777968
really jogged my noggin

>> No.16777976

>>16777968
really got my motor running

>> No.16777977
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16777977

How soft is this thing?

>> No.16777981

>>16776512
I'm curious as to what exactly is going on in this image, would someone be a dear and provide the source material for it? Purely so I can be sure that that MG is not getting raped, of course!

>> No.16777982

>>16777977
At least a 7

>> No.16777995

https://youtu.be/wxL8bVJhXCM?t=41

>When dad tries to show his mayadere daughteru how a real BBEG makes an impression

>> No.16778016

>>16777995
I love the idea of some kind of warlord marrying a non-threatening species and then trying to get his daughter into it when she is clearly not suited for intimidation.

>> No.16778030

>>16778016
You mean you don't fear Sally Fluffsmother, the weresheep barbarian princess?

>> No.16778054

>>16778030
>"Alright Sally you're going to march in there, grab the prince by his fucking jaw and tell him he will pay our demands"
>Sally Fluffsmother, daughter of Anon the indomitable and Lucy the Soft One (her idea) skips into the room cheerily, softly caresses the prince long the cheek and softly asks if he would pay the bandit king.
>The prince blushes furiously and agrees to whatever she wants
>Sally happily skips back to her father and asks how she did
>He grips the bridge of his nose and tells her she did good and that they'll work on it while she hugs him and runs to tell her mother of her success
Life is hard in the wilds.

>> No.16778092

What would your waifu's internet handle be, if she had one?

>> No.16778098

>>16778092
Too many waifu questionnaires per thread mang, either tone it down or stop it.

>> No.16778100
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16778100

Tasukete, dude!

>> No.16778108
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16778108

>>16778100
Chanta should stop giving her human ears.

>> No.16778109

>>16778100
I don't know why but this one is pretty hilarious.

>> No.16778113

>>16778098
This.

>> No.16778114

>>16778092
Sandlurker

>> No.16778117

>>16778092
Most of her time would be on an anonymous imageboard anon, stuff like that would be mostly private. She may have a nickname in her favorite human boy general thread since she'd post a lot, but that's it.

>> No.16778128

>>16778117
Well tell us that then.

>> No.16778133

>>16777354
>Amazon's want cardio bunny husbands

Something about this doesn't feel right.

>> No.16778139

>>16778128
Something like DFK for daughteru fucker Kobold.

>> No.16778140

>>16778092
CuteyCrow.

>> No.16778142

>>16778139
Oh that's golden.

>> No.16778150

>>16778133
She just wants you to be lithe and toned to compliment her big and strong body.
And maybe to make it kinkier when she wants to be the bottom.

>>16778139
I expected nothing and got even less.

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16778162

Still waiting on that Undead Horse Pussy.

Who am I kidding, Wonderland Horse Pussy will probably come long before that.

>> No.16778170

>>16778139
>monstergirls encouraging daughter fucking
There is no end to the degeneracy.

>> No.16778181

>>16778170
Some species are canonically about that life.

>> No.16778185

>>16778092
xXxSephilothxXx for maximum irony

>> No.16778186

>>16778162
Most likely she would be basted on the White Knight.

I think she'd be seemingly prudish but unintentionally lewd.

>"You see Anon, the key to making your enemy submit is to thrust your lance into them. You must thrust hard and fast, making sure to assault the weak points."

>> No.16778199

>>16778139
She wouldn't have a seemingly unrelated writefag name that she eventually revealed was her as well?

>> No.16778207

>>16778199
Probably something like Hydrargyrum

>> No.16778214

>>16778199
Very funny anon. If she did I don't know what it would be though, as I assume she'd follow the same naming convention I did and base the second bit loosely off her last (in this case maiden) name.

>> No.16778216

>>16778092
Victoria Fries

>> No.16778225
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>>16778216
Fuck you for reminding me about that.

>> No.16778231 [SPOILER] 
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16778231

>>16778216
>>16778225
You can't be coming in here and saying Fries like that.

>> No.16778233

>>16776802
D'awww...that was so heartwarming. Sweet, tasteful, and romantic, just as it should be. Job well done!

Please do write more soon.

>> No.16778234

>>16778225
>Unrelated image
>Meme generator tier image
Fuck you.

>> No.16778258

What doe cum even taste like to monstergirls?

>> No.16778289
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16778289

>>16778258
If best girls and the rest of MGQ are to be believed, it depends on the male but is generally luxurious and delicious.

In fact I'm about 90% sure how cum functions between MGQ and MGE are effectively identical since both regen mana and are worth "fighting" to obtain on taste alone.

Even the monsters who can steal your levels via sex draw in MGQ parallels to more sex making MGs stronger in MGE.

>> No.16778294

>>16778258
If i ever posed this question to my waifu, I feel like the only real answer she could give me would be "You".

>> No.16778315

>>16778258
This >>16778294

Also it's the best tasting thing ever to your waifu at least.

>> No.16778336

I want a Pharaoh to...I dunno do things to me I guess.

>> No.16778348

>>16778336
That's a good way to get her to use the red snake on your dick anon.

You should probably be more specific to avoid that.

>> No.16778349

>>16778348
Uh...facesit me?

>> No.16778370
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16778370

>>16778349
>Pharaoh facesits you while using her feet to play with your cock
>ufufu's~ after you cum all over her feet
Now that's a lot better!
I have also realized there is a sad lack of Pharaoh art.

>> No.16778373

>>16777995
>banned by copyright
Stupid Draconian Windbags getting in the way of my fun.

>> No.16778405

>>16778370
>spoiler
At least you have more than P'orcs. We got jack.

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16778407

>>16778405
[DisheartenedBuiiii]

>> No.16778427
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16778427

>>16778407
Don't take it the wrong way. We have a couple pictures like this, but not something more substantial like pic related

>> No.16778432

>>16778407
Gonna kidnap that P'Orc and take her to the snuggle dungeon.

>> No.16778443

>>16778370
Will she call me a good boy?

>> No.16778444

>>16778427
It was an agreeing disheartened buii.
>>16778432
What horrible terrors await in such a place for a poor defenseless plush p'orc?

>> No.16778445

>>16778432
>snuggle dungeon
Does that include being placed in warm baths against their will?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAipJYYqDqw

>> No.16778452

>>16778444
Pillows, cakes, and cold glasses of milk to follow said cakes, along with a comfy bed and blankets.

>>16778445
Yep.
Massages will also be included.

>> No.16778456

>>16778432
>>16778444
>>16778445
>P'Orc gets kidnapped and put in the snuggle dungeon
>It's actually a really relaxing spa complete with hot tub and her own customized bath robe that she's 'forced' to wear as anon gives her a full body massage and pedicure after a hot-tub dip and hair salon

>> No.16778459

>>16778456
Exactly.
Such are the horrors I'd place upon them.

>> No.16778464

>>16778452
>>16778456
Dastardly! You bastard, that's way too much pampering and blissful comfort for a single P'Orc! She'll be assaulted with unreasonable levels of comfy!

>> No.16778469

>>16778456
>>16778452
>>16778432
>She thinks it's all a diabolical trick since this is how it started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_HheXrvjA0

>> No.16778470

>>16778464
Too bad.
She's getting a pre-warmed bed!

>> No.16778472

>>16778459
What's your end game, feeding and bodily pleasing her like that? How long do you plan to keep her there in such luxury?

>> No.16778475

>>16778472
Oh, I won't keep her there, she'll keep herself there!

>> No.16778478

>no echidna that hates game shows

>> No.16778483

>>16778443
She'd also pat your head for being such a good little boy for her. She may even kiss your cheek and say she wants you to be with her forever.

>> No.16778485

>>16778478
>no game shows that hate on echidnas

>> No.16778486

>>16778470
You sick fuck!
>>16778475
Aha, so it IS a psychological torture then! What kind of sicko man gets a P'Orc addicted to feelings of pampering and love?

>> No.16778488

>>16778456
>she's kinda disappointed that this is actually a nice play
>she thought she was gonna get lovingly tortured
>keeps asking you when you're gonna pull out the paddle and go to town on her ass, or at least call her slutty. you just keep pampering her
>you planned this all along. the real torture is her not being tortured

>> No.16778491

>>16778486
The man whose gonna get her nice and soft before offering to bed her one evening!

>> No.16778495

>>16778469
>P'Orc keeps making cute horrified expressions at each new pampering activity thinking its going to turn into something horrifying
>Still waits patiently without resisting during all of the activities that require her to lay still or relax

>> No.16778501

>>16778491
Truly a sick fuck. The sickest of them all, you're a monster! Also this >>16778488 at least tell me you'll give her a good spanking on her big soft bottom when you do!

>> No.16778510

>>16778501
Of course not!
She's in for slow, tender love making where her rear is massaged, not spanked!

>> No.16778517
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16778517

>>16777027
Gonna pat the hotdog!

>> No.16778526

>>16778445
>>16778495
>A new activity is revealed
>She screams continuously but doesn't actually do anything to stop you
>Once she's comfy she just sits there with a smile and hums happily until the next activity is revealed and cues the screaming again.

>> No.16778528

>>16778510
>Weak muffled cries of 'noooooou' while you tenderly make love to her and massage her rear
>she's actually just blushing profusely at being treated so nice
>That's when you start the intense torture of calling her beautiful and saying how lovely and soft her body is and what a wonderful lady she is
>She whimpers and moans "in agony" as she hides her face in her hands and sucks on another candy left by the side of the bed
She's gonna find a way to escape this hell, you bastard! Right after she finishes her afternoon Margarita and samples the eclair platter again. And her next massage. Also she was hoping to get in the hot tub one last time with some of that nice bath lotion. And she can't pass up at least one more night in the bed that auto-massages you while you sleep. B-but after all that she's breakin out!

>> No.16778536

>>16778526
>>16778495
That's fucking adorable.

>> No.16778537

>>16778528
But then she'd miss her favorite movie day!
And game day!

>> No.16778540

>>16778526
>The newest activity is a relaxation room meant to be quiet as the tranquil sound of waterfalls and traditional Japanese flutes loft about
>She still screams, but in a whisper to be polite and not disturb the atmosphere

>> No.16778542

>Tfw you wanted to commission ittla but they're not taking anymore commissions
fug.

>> No.16778547

>>16778528
>She breaks out screaming bloody murder
>Runs right back to the original trap gate and hops it
>sits in the middle and waits for you, still screaming
>sees you
>stops screaming to wave and say "Hi Anon!" cheerily before she starts screaming again but this time swaying happily.

>> No.16778548

>>16778537
>Several months later, Anon flat out calls her out on how she's never leaving as they've plainly gone on dates outside and she's had plenty of opportunities
>She agrees but says its more for her pride than anything
>Timidly says she'll drop the act if he can put one last 'torture' on her as she nervously rubs a hand over her womb

>> No.16778552

>>16778548
I shall prepare the room
Would she prefer with or without manticore venom? .

>> No.16778555

>>16778547
>Her former warband watches shaking their heads as she's shoulder carried back by Anon, kicking her feet not in protest but like a little kid excited about going to a waterpark, sneaking in little kisses on the side of his face
There goes a truly broken woman. For shame.

>> No.16778558

>>16778552
Definitely NOT with. That would be HORRIBLE. Truly the WORST kind of torture if you did it WITH manticore venom.

>> No.16778559

How come I have never seen stories or art involving P'orcs being hogtied?

>> No.16778561
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16778561

>>16778555
>Implying they wouldn't feel a pang of jealousy at not having a husbando of their own to indulge with their thick piggy bodies

>> No.16778563

>>16778558
Very well.
The arrangements will be made.
No stopping until conception is confirmed.

>> No.16778565

>>16778559
Because being hogtied is very painful for something with a bipedal anatomy and not in the sexy way

>> No.16778570

>>16778559
Coulda sworn a few days ago when we were talking about the more hardcore domming P'Orcs stuff someone mentioned hogtying

>> No.16778574

>>16778563
She'll be breathily moaning out 'Torture me!' all night long as she takes load after load after load.
And that's how Anon got an adorable pampered plump P'Orc waifu. Good man.

>> No.16778575

>>16778561
Reports of P'Orcs seemingly intentionally getting caught in fences or easily giving up during 'raids' have skyrocketed in the past weeks.

>> No.16778576

>>16778559
I don't think I've ever seen anyone mention hogtying in here, even QS/KDF.
It's a crime.

>> No.16778590

>>16778563
>>16778574
>Daughteru's brag about the rigorous standards set on them by their father and how only the best Orcs can get their true rewards
>In reality Anon just buys them ice cream if they bring home an honor roll report card.

>> No.16778591

>>16778576
>even QS/KDF.
I have a couple of times anon, just not recently at all. It is a top tier bondage position though! Great for enjoying the struggle, from either perspective.

>> No.16778593

>>16778575
>It gets more and more obvious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsmjGOoJzhc

>> No.16778596

>>16778574
>>16778590
Best end.
Gonna give those daughterus a breeding sow of a mom.

>> No.16778605

>>16778590
>Anon, his loving wife, and daughterus are out to dinner to celebrate good report cards
>All the daugherus make dramatic horrified expressions when their dad surprises them all with desert
>Mama P'Orc smooches Anon and says he's terrible~
>>16778596
Truly the best end. Keep pumping out them daughterus.

>> No.16778609

>>16778593
Pigs sure are cute.

>> No.16778615

>>16778593
>P'orc puts bucket on her head
>"Oh no I'm stuck! I hope Anon isn't around and does something to me~!
>Anon walks up to her and tries to help her out of the bucket
>He surprises her and she runs blindly
>Straight into a tree
>KO
>Anon carries her to his place to make sure she's alright
>Cue cuddle dungeon

>> No.16778619

>>16778615
>Dramatic 'Fu fu fu!' behind his back as her genius plan worked out

>> No.16778632
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16778632

>your parents go off on vacation for a week, leaving you home with your onee-chan
>you can't help but notice her devious smile as you see your parents off
>that night she makes dinner, then you both hangout on the couch watching tv
>then it hits you. your blood starts to boil around your crotch and you pop a boner so hard, you almost punch a hole in your pants
>your onee-chan reveals she slipped some raging shrooms into your food and that she plans to spend the rest of the night having her way with you
>she starts off by giving you a Fue-tier blowjob, and it's not long before you're pumping a huge load into her mouth
>she pulls back after downing as much of you semen as she could and tells you that things are just getting started
>she doesn't realize just how right she is until you grab her head and force her mouth back around your turgid cock
>you irrumate her as hard as you can, somehow managing to keep hitting a sensitive spot in the back of her throat that sends shocks through her brain
>she tries to pull away, but the combination of pleasure and the effects of the raging shroom make her attempts futile
>you end up raping her mouth all night long in a lust driven stupor until you're empty and she's full
>when you finally pull free from her mouth, she slumps back, unconscious
>all the cum you packed in her has inflated her stomach, and all else she couldn't swallow has run down her chin, glazing her big tits
Onee-chans better be careful when lewding their otoutos

>> No.16778643

>>16778632
>turgid
ALP GO HOME

>> No.16778646

>>16778632
See, that right there is a monster that didn't think her plan through.
She should have read her Onee-Sabbath manual: "How to Properly Seduce your Otouto" if she wanted to avoid such clumsy mistakes.

>> No.16778647

>>16778632
They better indeed, golly.

>> No.16778663
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16778663

>"This new general of ours is insane! He took away all of our swords and replaced them with these weird pipe weapons."
>"I know! By looking by what we saw at the demonstration, I'd say this weapon is shit."
>"Heh, just goes to show what happens when you put a man in charge."
"Ladies, if you're going to insult me, at least do it out of of earshot. Now do one hundred pushups. Fifty for insulting me, fifty for being dumbasses."

>> No.16778668

>>16778663
I never noticed before, but profile Dullahan actually has some massive tits hidden there.

>> No.16778696

>>16778663
A wholesale move to firearms is probably not a good idea, I'd go for a pike-and-shot based army instead. Although I'd still need a strong cavalry force to screen them. Eh, in the end it's going to be based around what I even have to work with.

>> No.16778703

>>16778668
I'm really hoping KC gives her an art update.

>> No.16778708

How goes the writing/drawing/commissioning lads?

>> No.16778711
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>>16778703
Agreed.
I need my headless hottie.

>> No.16778714

>>16778696
Your probably right, In my mind it was Anon moving them to lever action rifles.

>> No.16778757

>>16778708
I've got 2 waifu commissions and 1 request in the works at the moment. I'm not sure when the paid commissions will be done, but the request will hopefully be done soon, the progress pictures look great.

>> No.16778771

>>16778708
Still the same long waits for my two in-process commissions, though one has gotten a little shorter. I also might have a third coming up but I won't know if I get a slot till Friday.

>> No.16778783

>>16778696
>>16778714
You've gotta give them a proper demonstration to show them just how outclassed their old weapons are.
>You there! Dark Elf!
>"Yes handsome~?"
>None of that shit soldier. I want you to hit that target with your bow.
>"Alright, jeez. Aaaand, there. Bullseye. Can your stupid pipe do thaaaaaaaaa-"
>By the time she's halfway through mouthing off, anon's drawn his rifle and unloaded the seven round magazine into the target.
>Listen up soldiers! This is the Mossberg Model 464! This rifle, in the hands of a skilled marksman can do more in thirty seconds than one of your archers can do in five minutes!
>You can see them paying a bit more attention now as some of the more war oriented girls get a glimmer in their eyes.
>This weapon fires up to seven rounds before needing to be reloaded! That means every gun can neutralize seven targets a magazine! It has superior range, accuracy and penetration to your medieval bullshit! And, until the forges lean how to properly mass assemble Demonic Silver .30-30 rounds, it is EXTREMELY lethal!
>The fear in some of their eyes is delicious
>You will be training with this killing machine until you can fire, reload and service it in your fucking sleep! Do I make myself clear?
>Various mutters and nods are made by the crowd of monstergirls
>When I ask you a question I expect a "Sir yes Sir!" soldiers! Now let me repeat myself, Do I make myself clear?!
>"SIR YES SIR!"
>We'll make a proper army out of you idiots yet!

>> No.16778799

>>16778757
Who?

>> No.16778805

>>16778799
My thought on this from most to least.

Gazer
Wock
KDF

>> No.16778811

>>16778805
>Gazer
>only two commissions

>Wock
>requests

>KDF
maybe

>> No.16778813

>>16778805
>KDF
This >>16778771 is me.

>> No.16778816

>>16778783
>he thinks he's going to teach MGs to use lethal weapons
Are you retarded or just too deep in your fantasy to think?

>> No.16778821

>>16778816
Anon, did you miss the Demon Silver line?
They're practicing with the normal rounds so they'll be good when the non-lethal is ready.

>> No.16778826

>>16778783
>seven round magazine
>Not having a 100 round drum mag on your babykiller9000, complete with a pistol grip and a shoulder thing that goes up

>> No.16778830

>>16778821
Given the way he was rambling on after that, it sure seemed like they'd be operating them regardless.

>> No.16778832
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>>16778799
>>16778805
Nope, I'm just one of the Anubisfags.

>> No.16778833

>>16778826
Anon, seven rounds is the actual capacity of a Mossberg Model 464.
You don't need tacticool shit like drum mags and pistol grips when you've got basic skill.

>> No.16778835

>>16778783
/k/ / militaryboner autism always draws a giggle out of me when it pops up on every board
I'm glad there are now mediums that allow them to literally fantasize about fucking their raifus

>> No.16778837

>>16778830
It's a good idea in general to teach them that ultimately a gun is a killing tool, just depending on the ammunition. Also, trigger discipline.

>> No.16778838

>>16778708
After much practice I think I'm good enough to draw monstergirls and may drown this place in content of the girls I like

>> No.16778845
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>>16777968
I have been reborn from hell to say that this pleases me.

>>16777977
Squishy levels of soft.

>> No.16778847

>>16778830
Gotta get them in line so they'll listen to orders.

>>16778835
I'm not even from /k/. I looked some shit up on the internet about specs.
I just think the idea of monstergirls taking down the order and getting husbands from an exceptional distance is a hilarious mental image.

>> No.16778848

>>16778783
Cmon manly secondhand embarrassment can only handle so much
This is turboautism

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>>16778783
>>16778826
>>16778833
>.30-30 is extremely lethal
>Can get the same power out of 7.62x39 with the advantage of having a better and more reliable weapons system like an AK or SKS

Really cheekis my breekis

>> No.16778856

>>16778837
God, I forgot that aspect. Proper discipline would be nice.

>>16778848
Maybe I'm trying to help some anons who want a proper military waifu and not a gyaru with a sword anon.

>> No.16778860

>>16778851
I want to fill a communist monster girl's womb with my capitalist cum!

>> No.16778863

>>16778847
They already have a rather effective method for that.
http://i.imgur.com/lxuLj9q.png

>> No.16778864

>>16778851
You don't start people who've been sword and boarding up until that point with the big shit anon.
Ease them into it and give better weapons to the ones that excel.
Besides, the post I was responding to mentioned Lever-Action rifles.

>> No.16778877

>>16778860
>Anon cums in commie MG
>After much ahego face, she puts her finger to her vag.
>Starts pulling out quarters.
>Anon's face confronted into one of pain.

>> No.16778882

>>16778848
I assumed he was alluding to a scene from Stargate.

>> No.16778899

>>16778877
You ruined it.

>> No.16778902

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to help short MGs reach things they normally couldn't reach.

They live a difficult life and need all the help they can get.

>> No.16778906

>>16778860
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I'd lovingly impregnate a fascist fox.

>> No.16778915

>>16778902
No. I'll give short MGs normal milk and leave them upside down so they can grow and get stuff for themselves.

>> No.16778922

>>16778915
But that won't help them grow, that will just flip their skirts so everyone can see their underwear!

>> No.16778939

>>16778922
They can do it in private with just me tutoring them.

>> No.16778940

>>16778902
As long as she playfully reaches for my dick like a good shortstack housewaifu
>>16778922
Even better!

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>>16777977
>>16778845

>> No.16778947

>>16778902
This is how intentionally putting stuff on the top shelf starts. Some nerd telling me what to do.

>> No.16778948

>>16778714
>lever action
>good
>not using bolt action for the great wars
>not using breach loaded for the not victorian era

U wot.

>> No.16778957

>>16778944
It seems I've developed arrhythmia

>> No.16778962

>>16778944
Damn you Latenight, stop making me want to love a chaos girl.

>> No.16778964

>>16778939
But how can you tutor them to be tall?

>>16778940
No bully the wife!

>>16778947
Just wait till they get their minotaur friend to put you on the top shelf!

>> No.16778966

>>16778944
I don't think I could resist giving that squishy Lovecraftian abomination a hug.

>> No.16778968

>>16778847
>getting husbands from an exceptional distance
>"Great shot Jess you must have gotten him at near 100 meters!"
>"Yeah now I just need to make it to him before he wakes up!"
Are you sure you thought this through anon

>> No.16778970

>>16777025
No time. Nevermore.
>>16777044
She looks very youthful.

>> No.16778971

>>16778944
>orphaned flayer
muh heart. I doubt I would be able to resist her if I the waifu and walked in, and she wrapped a tentacle around my ankle, looking up with puppydog eyes.

>> No.16778984

>>16778944
>Another squishy
The 600 flayers squish you in unity. I just can't live without them in my little mind anymore, too cute.

>> No.16778992

>>16778964
You don't question my tutoring, Anon. Just accept that I'll have those girls upside down and growing.

>> No.16778994

>>16778944
Hey! I wrote that greentext from while back! You remembered!

>> No.16778997

>>16778944
Too damn cute

>> No.16779005

>>16778964
ITs not bullying! It's loving married teasing! She knows I'd carry her sexy stacked self around everywhere

>> No.16779007

>>16778994
I remember that. It was sad but really cute.

>> No.16779022
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String, the feline's natural enemy.

>> No.16779041

>>16778944
Man, I ain't usually okay with the possibility of getting brainwashed, but there's no way I could resist a squishy daughteru like that. I'll raise her to use her flaying for good.

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>>16779041
Damn right Anon. Raise them for comfy brain massages and healing of Ex Order members who have ptsd.

>> No.16779063

>>16778851
> Not starting off with bolt action rifes in the face of short supply in unfamiliar territory
> Not impressing upon the soldiers the effective stopping power and range of a single round before teaching them the application of controlled burst suppressive fire
> Not starting their education with familiar elven jungle tactics before moving on to fire-by-rank and urban combat maneuvers

I respect your ammunition selection but sense that you've little understanding of the necessary evolution of tactics. Doing it your way will end up with many wasted bullets and no respect for the potential of the weapon they wield.

Also, Wolfus playing 'paintball' with demon silver rounds and real guns are cute. I'd like to cook them all barbecue after a long day of playing / drill training outside, doling out headpats and watching their tails wag. Cute!

>> No.16779068
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16779068

Pay up, anon.

>> No.16779071

>>16779054
But what does she taste like if licked.

>> No.16779075

>>16778994
Looks like she finally got her happy end.

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>>16779071
Like hopes and dreams. Really soft and squosh too.

>> No.16779131

>>16779084
I need all the squishy mind altering daughterus. All of them. I must protect and lick them all.

>> No.16779163

>>16779131
Don't do that.

>> No.16779166

>>16779022
>Kitten daughter is distressed
>She got her paws stuck in string
>Help her out and ball up the string
>The moment you turn your back she pounces
>And gets stuck
>Help her again and tell her not to pounce
>She pounces
>Help her again and give string to your wife
>Hear a frustrated meow
>Her paws are stuck

>> No.16779168

>>16779054
I'd forgive her if she did it to me once in awhile, as long as it's only temporary and nothing harmful
>flayer daughteru has grown up into a fine young woman
>as much as it pains you to say, it's probably best she go out and find herself a man, even though you've never approved of anyone before
>not that your daughteru has dated anyone before
>anyway, you go to sleep that night pretty happy after your ray of sunshine gives you a smooch on the cheek before bed
>wake up the next morning...only to find out a whole week has passed
>with such a large gap of lost time, you immediately suspect your daughteru, but decide not to bring it up
>that is until she greets you with "Good morning, Darl- I mean, Dad."
>ask her what's up, and she admits that she made you think she was your wife for a week
I don't think I could stay mad at her

>> No.16779169

>>16779131
Just be careful when getting a legion of them and remember to press or bounce them on walls daily.

>> No.16779173

>>16779166
That's it, nail-clipping time!

>> No.16779176

>>16779168
She would be in for a scolding if it was with me, bu that would never happen so no need to worry.

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>>16779068
Sublime bodytype.

>> No.16779185

>>16779182
Does she navigate asteroid fields?

>> No.16779187

>>16779163
It can't be helped.

>>16779169
Endless squishing til the end of days.

>> No.16779194

>Ittan-momen wrapped around you as an undershirt
>Living armor over that
>Cursed sword in your right hand
>have shoggified skin from Shog wife
Have I Ascended? Who would give me resistance to magic? I want to travel the countryside with my harem as an optional secret overpowered boss

>> No.16779206

>>16779185
Nope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlvLpYoUUfc

>> No.16779207

>>16779194
You know what would be the most fucked up secret boss? A guy with a chaos harem.

>> No.16779208

>>16779166
Imagine trying to give your daughter a bath.

>> No.16779215

>>16779207
>Go in a house, start breaking furniture because there's usually orbs or something inside chairs and tables
>chairs and tables are actually a Shoggoth
Uh-oh.

>> No.16779221

>>16779173
>Clipping daughters nails
>Wife acting smug that she doesn't complain as much
>Finish clipping, grab wife by her scruff, sit her in your lap and start clipping
>She complains more
>A lot more
>Daughter acts smug that she didn't complain as much
Would it kill them to not be smug about something

>> No.16779227

>>16779207
>Squid faced, slime-formed giant spider travelling around in a massive reality-warping cloak
Spooky

>> No.16779229

>>16779221
>Anything related to cats, especially catgirls
>Not being smug
I don't follow.

>> No.16779230

>>16779221
Just the other day my cat fell from a bookshelf in her basket. She pretended nothing had happened and resumed washing herself despite the basket's vertical position having changed rapidly.
Cats never admit to embarrassment.

>> No.16779232

I want to cuddle with my cuddlebug ryu

>> No.16779242

>>16779227
And don't forget slimy too. You wouldn't even be able to hit it and there is probably going to be more chaos girls until the end.

>>16779215
>Kick a chest because that's how the cool guys open it
>The chest was Shogg
>With a mimic inside

>> No.16779249

>>16779208
>Try to give daughter bath
>Pick her up to drop her in but she has a death grip on your arm
>Need wife's help to pry her off.
>Now she's stuck on your wife
>Tell your wife to get in the tub and you can kill two birds with one stone
>She balks and refuses
>Try to pick her up
>She gets a death grip on your arm
>Just get in the tub yourself you can change pajamas anyway and your daughter will get a bath no matter what.

>> No.16779255

>>16779242
>Kick a chest because that's how the cool guys open it
>The chest was Shogg
>With a mimic inside
That's terrible since they would scold you for being rude first and make you feel embarrassed before making you apologize.

>> No.16779260

>>16779230
I love that about cats.

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>>16779242
>>16779255
Mimic-chan is cute.

>> No.16779270

>>16778970
Kind of hard to not be youthful when you're fun sized.

I think every cow, which is roughly 2, that I have drawn so far has been tiny.

>> No.16779302

>>16779229

I'm not really sure when I started to find smugness sexually attractive. It happened so seamlessly.

>> No.16779311

>>16779302
Smug girls are snug girls.

>> No.16779316
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DANCING MONSTERGIRLS
https://youtu.be/4feUSTS21-8

>> No.16779322

>>16779316
I know I should be focusing on the breasts, but jesus fuck...those thighs.

>> No.16779323

>>16779316
Look at those milk jugs bounce.

>> No.16779324

>>16779316
she should sit on my face

>> No.16779325

>>16779302
>>16779311
Is there anything more comfy than a wife who has become smug because of your praise raising her self esteem?

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>>16779302
Smugness is the fuel of the perpetual motion machine.

>> No.16779329
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>>16779322
>>16779323
>>16779324
I want to marry Shamsiel and get into shenanigans!

>> No.16779337

>>16779325
Smug 9 tailed mofu with smug face pics taped onto her tails.

>> No.16779339

>>16779311

I want a ratatoskr who oozes smugness, and I want her to remain smug as I snuggle her in public. Maybe on a park bench during a rainy day. She gets to be nice and warm, and she wants everyone who sees her to notice how contently smug she is.

>> No.16779343

>>16779339
What happens if she oversmugs? Think of the ramifications

>> No.16779352

>>16779343
>What happens if she oversmugs? Think of the ramifications
Just call her a cutie and rub her tail and she'll go from smug to bashful, relieving the smug buildup

>> No.16779353

>>16779343
What possible ramifications could there be?

>> No.16779354

>>16779063
>not starting off with falling block black powder rifles then moving on to smokeless powder from there

>> No.16779363

>>16779329
>Wake up
>teasing titfuck
>enter a part of town that's not super populated
>smug titfuck+blowjob
>go to church
>flying upside down titfuck in the confessional
>go home
>titfuck into blowjob into facial into vaginal
>sleep, repeat
The life.

>> No.16779364

>>16779353
Smug impotence, she might never be able to smug again.

>> No.16779368

>>16779364
See >>16779325
You have to heal your waifus smug and help her get her groove back (music may or may not be involved)

>> No.16779371

>>16779363
Please do not dirty the confessionals, some of us use them for their intended purposes.

>> No.16779374

>>16779368
But what happens if a girl oversmugs and doesn't have a husbando to heal her?

>> No.16779376

Lately whenever I read porn, I can't help but imagine how much better it would be if the women were monster girls
>reading a doujin about a teacher who tied up and doms a student who came to her asking about colleges
>after she fucks him (and basically forces him to impregnate her), she tells him that he shouldn't bother with college because she'll take responsibility as long as he cums for her "Forever and ever."
That shit would have been great with a Taku or Demon

>> No.16779378

>>16779364
In such a circumstance I'd fuck the smug back into her.

>> No.16779381

>>16779376
Source

>> No.16779384

>>16779376
>Read doujin about really healthy slut with big hips and ass domming her student and making sure no female students get too close to him
>Still dom even when he's on top

>> No.16779391

How would a man effectively ward off Succubi?

>> No.16779392

>>16779374
She does a training montage. Possibly disco related shenanigans occur and then she has to teach an order town to love the music. Her husband appears somewhere in there. Probably.

>> No.16779393

>>16779381
I don't have the link, but the artist is Tawara Hiryuu. Do-S Onna Kyoushi, or something

>> No.16779394

>>16779391
Garlic, definitely garlic.
I would never lie to you, anonymous.

>> No.16779396

>>16779391
Marry a possesive non-succubi MG

>> No.16779400

>>16779394
But Garlic is for vampires.

>> No.16779401

>>16779391
But succubi are awesome
I was actually about to say, we should talk about vanilla succubutts more.
Do they get more respect than other monsters in MG towns? Occupy a higher caste in general? I imagine they're one of the most varied individual species since they are ultimately the master race of monsters in the current era.

>> No.16779402

>>16779400
Not if you put a bunch in a sock, maybe with some frozen meat, and beat them with it.

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>>16779316
>2 to the 1 and a 1 to the 3
>I like good pussy
>and I like the tree

>> No.16779407

>>16779402
Anon we're warding Succubi not tenderizing dinner take this seriously

>> No.16779408

>>16779401
>In order to meet the desire of a wide variety of types of men, they range from having full, voluptuous bodies, to having bodies that stay like that of a child and never grow. Despite the variations, all are beautifully lewd, arousing the desire of men. Just as their appearance vary greatly, so too do their personalities, but every succubus has in common being extremely lustful and dedicate to the pursuit of pleasure.
I bet if you did a lineup of all the succubutts in a Demon Realm city they'd hit almost every single bodysize/shape fetish imaginable.

>> No.16779413

>>16779407
Just beat them with your meat. It's foolproof

>> No.16779417

>>16779401
>vanilla succubutts
>They only do it in the missionary position, lights on, holding hands for the purpose of procreation
>still super lewd in any other situation
Kinda want

>> No.16779422

>>16779417
That's kinda hot anon. I bet when she gets home she changes into really conservative and modest outfits too.

>> No.16779423

>>16779405
That's a cute tree

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16779434

>>16779417
>>16779422
No man, it needs to be a classy southern belle succubus that always dresses and acts in a respectable manner in public though with all of the sass available. But when it's just you and her she's all about the deep kissing and licking eyes and great announcements of passion and love.

>> No.16779438

>>16779363
>forgetting that her breasts become engorged with milk while around churches

>> No.16779442

>>16779422
Yep
>walks around town looking like a super model that walked off the catwalk
> comes home and changes into a long dress that covers her chest and legs, a nice plain apron, a thick pair of glasses, and ties her hair up in a ponytail

>> No.16779443

>>16779434
We should design a Succubutt from cultures around the world.
>Southern Belle American Succ
>Spicy Latin American Succ
>Big Booty Carnivale Brazilian Succ
>Femdom Haughty Parisian Succ
>Trickster Not!Morrigan Celtic Succ
etc etc

>> No.16779446

>>16779443
Foul-mouthed Australian Succ

>> No.16779449

>>16779438
I didn't say the confessional would be clean by the time you left it
Finally left Boen on this playthrough, forgot how fucking long this VN was

>> No.16779452

>>16779438
>In the confessional with Shamsiel
>Her tits swelling and leaking with milk as she wraps her legs around your head and pumps another load out of you into her throat.
>You can feel the vibrations of her giggle through your dick.

>> No.16779458

What are some of the smartest species and what are some of the biggest adorable dumdums? I'd like to marry a smart one, adopt a dumdum and give her more opportunities than she's ever had before.

>> No.16779462

>>16779458
Smartest
>Hakutaku
>Dragon by sheer high stats
>Maybe Mad Hatter but she's fucking insane so

Dummies
>Dorome
>Dragon Zombie (depending who you ask)
>Gobs/Hobgobs

>> No.16779468

>>16779458
>what are some of the biggest adorable dumdums?
Pick a letter from the alphabet, say "(letter) is for..." and you'll have your answer in seconds

>> No.16779475

>>16779468
I don't get it.
>D is for
>Disfor
>Deisfor
>Deizfore
>Deiz Four
>Deez Four
>These Four
Am I the dumdum?

>> No.16779479

>>16777981
slime is about to get massaged. Yuusha-sama, Yukagen wa Ikaga desu ka?

>> No.16779480

>>16779468
Ryus do X is for Y after Wurm was fired from her job.

>>16779475
C is for Cookie.

>> No.16779483

>>16779468
Retard Wurms are cancer

>> No.16779487

>>16779468
Seriously I don't get it. Someone please explain to me.

>> No.16779490

>>16779483
It's not really retarded.
More like something you'd see in a children's cartoon.

>> No.16779511

>>16779490
That doesn't make it any better

>> No.16779515

I want a Nacha that acts exactly like Suzuka-sama

>> No.16779520

>>16779511
Wurms should make great teachers as they understand children better with their simple natures.

>> No.16779522

>>16779520
Stop trying to defend bad threadcanon

>> No.16779525

>>16779520
Oh quit being such a fucking negative nancy.

>> No.16779527

>>16779515
I want a Kikimora that acts like Beatrix.

>> No.16779528
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16779528

Don't forget to take your wolfus for lots of walkies!

>> No.16779530

>>16779525
Meant for >>16779522

>> No.16779537

>>16779528
More like lots of sits
on my face
after she's been lifting

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16779543

>>16776504

>> No.16779545

>>16779528
I wanna see how fluffy a wolfu gets after she blow-dries her hair after a shower! I want her to get bashful when I snicker at it!

>> No.16779548

>>16779543
Were her tendons slashed or something?

>> No.16779549
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>>16779543

>> No.16779557
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16779557

>>16779549

>> No.16779566

>>16779557
I always love it when adventures have pans. I don't know why.

>> No.16779587

>>16779316
>tfw succubi aren't real.

Feels bad man.

>> No.16779591

>>16779401
I feel like they're the most common, honestly.

>> No.16779604

>>16779566
They offer top utility, until you try to use one to shield yourself from the rain and you piss god off in your arrogance at thinking a cooking item is going to protect you so he drops you like a fly.

God forbid it ever be an aluminum pan.

>> No.16779605

>>16776802
One of those tentacles is slightly longer than the others, I wonder what it's for?

>> No.16779608

>>16779604
CAST IRON ALL THE WAY BABAY

>> No.16779611
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16779611

>>16779605

>> No.16779615

>>16779604
>until you try to use one to shield yourself from the rain
WE'LL TURN MY FRYING PAN INTO A DRYING PAN

>> No.16779617

>>16779608
Too heavy.
Carbon steel is best for power/weight/durability ratio.

>> No.16779621

>>16779604
RIP aluminum pan man.

>> No.16779623

>>16779316
>posting the stolen version
Here, have the original made by the creator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzI3tmvrCc

>> No.16779635

Think of a classic story (Famous Literature, Amazing Movie, Outstanding play/musical/opera etc.)

http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random/

The main character is now that species monster girl. How's it different?

>> No.16779637

>>16779635
Rocky Balboa is now a pissed off italian kejourou.

>> No.16779641

>>16779635
>Princess Bride
>White Horn

Everything went better than expected.

>> No.16779644

>>16779635
>Vegetable, book, book, wandering traveler, another vegetable.

I give up and just say beowolfu.

>> No.16779647

>>16779635
>>16779644
Seriously, use:
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls

>> No.16779654

>>16779644
It's a sign to write about gardening, fairies, and traveling.

>> No.16779669

>>16779635
>Spirited Away
>Hellhound
So her husbando was turned into a P'orc and now she must work in a spa to figure out who the fuck's responsible?

>> No.16779672

>>16779644
>Beowolfu has fight off the dastardly genki Grendel dragon girl from stealing her pack
>Also has to fight off Grendel's ara ara mother

>> No.16779682

>>16779635
>Robocop
>Alp

Aw shit, this just got good on like six different levels.

"Murphy, it's you!"
"Dead or alive, you're cumming with me."

That's not even counting her Automaton rival.

>> No.16779683

>>16779635
>Hunchback of notre dam
>Kitsune-tsuki
Wouldn't she slowly become less deformed and much more attractive as the fox took over? That would vastly change the whole story. She might even get the dick at the end, instead of that human girl knight.

>> No.16779689

>>16779635
>Frankenstein's monster
>Basilisk
I don't know. That wounds alright... maybe.

>> No.16779691

>>16779682
I'd watch the hell out of that.

>> No.16779698

>>16779691
Sure you would, fag.

>> No.16779705

>>16779698
>Fucks a girl
>fag

>> No.16779716

>>16779705
>taking a joke seriously

>> No.16779722

>>16779716
>thinking my post was serious

>> No.16779728

>>16779691
"You are in violation of MGC penile code 6619. Drop your pants and present yourself for inspection. You now have five seconds to comply."

>> No.16779730

>>16779722
>implying implications
>Not imagining a joke going over a headless Dullahan's missing head

>> No.16779731

>>16779691
>>16779698
>>16779705
>>16779716
>>16779722
Newly formed ladies and gentlemen, please, settle it in couples counseling

>> No.16779754

>>16779635

>Treasure Island
>Chesire Cat

https://youtu.be/_pWPg2DXcHA?t=1m50s

>> No.16779757
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16779757

Since their legs are soft, would you accept intercrural from an Automaton?

>> No.16779765

>>16779754
I really want to see a Cheshire in a fruit hat now.

>> No.16779775

>>16779635
> The original "Ghost in the Shell"
> Wight

I mean, an Automaton would have been more appropriate, but maybe undeath is the better parallel with how common it is in MGE.

> Pre-undeath waifu: "You're talking about giving up life itself. After that, how can I be sure that the person comes back is really me?"
> Tempting Lich: "You can't. Why would you want to be? The person you are now is restrained. Your desire to remain human is what limits your happiness."

>> No.16779791

>>16779757
Only if she was an Automaidon.

>> No.16779810

>>16779557
So I'm playing Fire Emblem: If right now, and all I can think of is how easily a Kiki could just be a swap for Felicia. Low damage, but heals and debuffs that make for a strong support character. As a matter of fact, most MGs could probably transition well in game.

>> No.16779817

>>16779810
>Low damage
Give her a Flame Shuriken you dunce.

Lich Nyx pls.

>> No.16779819

>>16779810
>Low Damage
Inherit her Iceberg.

>> No.16779827

>>16779731
Why are there cameras?

>> No.16779831

>>16779605
wonderful things

>> No.16779833

>>16779817
>>16779819

J-just started playing, senpais. I'll try that once the tutorial parts finish?
Or maybe in Conquest after Birthright. Depends on where she is.

Anyway! Monstergirl FE seems pretty easy to spell out. It's already half waifusim anyway.

>> No.16779836

>>16778632
Seems a bit mean to do that to my onee san. Then again I would be hopped up on raging mushrooms and unable to controls my own actions.

Also Lucoa is cute! Really enjoying watching Maid Dragon.

>> No.16779841

>>16779635
>American Psycho
>Ren Xiongmao
I don't even know if it'd even resemble the same movie. What does the Ren Xiongmao go nuts under the stresses of corporate culture and rapes all the vice presidents?

>> No.16779871

>>16779841
Cause it's hip to be square.

>> No.16779876

>>16779871
>It's hip to fuck me!

>> No.16779884

>>16779876
>"Try getting a reservation in Zipangu now you fucking stupid bastard! You stupid bastaaard!"

>> No.16779894
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16779894

Friendly reminder that no matter what, your waifu will always love you.

>> No.16779897

>>16779363
>Standing 69 where she floats, gives you a titfuck and sucks on your balls whileyou eat her out.
Never let it be said succubi aren't the bet lays.

>> No.16779901

Yesterday enty anon asked KC how squirrels travel to their datacenter and do they keep their smug during fug. Is he here? Did he post answers? Maybe I missed them

>> No.16779902

Which dere is best dere when it comes to MG waifus?

>> No.16779906

>>16779897
I bet Succubi even have secret positions they don't let any other races know.
Fuck I love em.

>> No.16779907

>>16779902
Dan-dairy for Cows.
Kuu for undead.
Yan for maids.

>> No.16779910

>>16779897
>Standing 69 where she floats, gives you a titfuck and sucks on your balls whileyou eat her out.
>titfuck while sucking on your balls while you eat her out
Jesus. That's some grade A stuff right there.

>> No.16779911
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>>16779902
Some might think it boring, but I prefer deredere. Erodere is good too.

>> No.16779913

>>16779894
You have no idea how much that little spoiler keeps me going. Lately my brain is going on overdrive and doing a "best of the worst" montage of all my cringe and shame when I'm trying to learn math. The thoughts of my waifu really help in drowning those bad thoughts out.

>> No.16779915

>>16779902
It really entirely depends on the girl as well as the guy.
>>16779907
>>16779911
These are both right though, especially Erodere or deredere for JubJub and March Hare as well as Yan for maids.

>> No.16779916

>>16779894
This >>16779913

Thanks, really means a lot. I can't wait to come home to see my waifus waiting for me.

>> No.16779918

>>16779902
Yandere

>"A-A human who loves me and doesn't try to kill me?! Y-You're staying with me forever!"

>> No.16779920

>>16779911
I want a JubJub with those proportions to make audible heavy flopping sounds with those massive tits as I rail her from behind

>> No.16779922

>>16779918
A yandere Mad Hatter would be a thing of nightmares.
>can talk her way out of any situation
>master of social manipulation to maximize the amount of time she can spend with you
>arguments and such are useless against her
>debating her is like fighting a current
>worms her way into your head and screws it around so much all you can do is see that she is the only one for you

>> No.16779932
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>>16779922
>"See what I mean? You know it's true. The only thing that matters is me- and- you~!"
>She says as you find yourself agreeing even as she finishes binding your legs to the bedframe
>You're not quite sure how she convinced you, but she's definitely right. You're sure of it. Why would you let her tell everyone else that you moved far away so that no one will be looking for you if she wasn't right? That just wouldn't make any sense...
>She smiles warmly at you, her lovely lifeless eyes and reassuring twitching lips looking just as perfect and normal as that cute butcher knew in her hand that she has a very good reason for carrying around... right?
Right.

>> No.16779934

>>16779901
Bump

>> No.16779947
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>>16779932
I wouldn't mind her convincing me it's perfectly normal to walk around with my head stuffed between her huge rack. That that's entirely normal husband behavior to just stay lodged in there.
Maybe even using a wonderland potion to shrink me down to actually carry me around in her cleavage for a while

>> No.16779951
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16779951

>Infiltration complete
>Awaiting orders

>> No.16779955

>>16779951
>Meido Gear Softness: Guns of the Mamono Lords

>> No.16779964

>>16779951
This Automaton is a master of disguise, truly.

>> No.16779966

>>16779955
>Low Fuel bar
>Eats a mackerel
>Dies

>>16779964
None can notice her once she uses Stealth.

>> No.16779970

>>16779947
That's pretty hot

>> No.16779990

>>16779901
I don't think he answers until the next enty goes up so it might take two weeks.

>> No.16780001

>>16779955
> Dem0n Lord: The world will become one; I have found the way. Mofu, meido, sabbath... even our fetishes will become irrelevant. The world that the old Chief God envisioned will cease to be our reality, human and monster-kind can be made whole.

>> No.16780105

>>16779635
>Titanic
>Cheshire Cat

wat

>> No.16780116

>>16780105
>Just kidding, I wasn't drowning
>And I teleported us back to town

>> No.16780122

>>16780116
>Paint me like one of your french boys
>She paints him like a stereotypical Frenchman.

>> No.16780126

>>16780122
>Giant curly mustache
>Baguette censorship over boner
>Beret

>> No.16780213

>>16780126
I feel like doing that kind of art wouldn't be to uncommon.
"Paint them with their culture" or something like that.

>> No.16780319
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Why is the thread so ded

>> No.16780322

>>16780319
I think miss lich turned everyone to undeads again.

>> No.16780326
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16780326

>>16780319
Nothing to discuss.

Everyone's in limp dick mode.

>> No.16780341

>>16780319
My dick isn't dead after seeing that.

>> No.16780352

Big Bottomed Bots

>> No.16780392

>>16780352
Do they have the authorization to make the rocking world go round?

>> No.16780402

>>16780319
I'm at work

>> No.16780425

>>16780326
Ice, the hyperweapon's one weakness!

>> No.16780434

>>16780425
That could be said about all dicks.

>> No.16780449

>>16780434
Except those married to yukionna, glacies, and ice queen.

>> No.16780463

>>16780449
But Rance isn't married to any.
Which is why Yuki froze his dick. The crazy bitch.

>> No.16780470

>>16780463
Which is why the hyper weapon is weak to ice.

>> No.16780474

>>16780470
But it still prevailed in the end thanks to hotsprings.

>> No.16780480

>>16780319
Busy getting pegged by dragongirl midir.

>> No.16780510

>>16780474
Indeed. Hotsprings make everything better.

>> No.16780516

>>16780510
Yes.
Especially making making love to lonely CC hotspring owners.

>> No.16780548
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Oneesans are for

>> No.16780551

>>16780548
>Cuddling in bed.
>Getting Otouto to fondle her breasts
>Taking Otouto's virginity
>Making Otouto a real man
>marrying Otouto

I want my oneesans.

>> No.16780552

>>16780548
Tricking into hedonism

>> No.16780553

>>16780548
domming you.

>> No.16780555

>>16780480
C'mon anon, can't you activate your inner dragon slayer? Remember Kalameet.

>> No.16780566

>>16780555
Never fought 'im.

>> No.16780570

>>16780516
Aside from foxes and kirsunes. What other MGs make the best CC hot spring owners?

>ywn make a CC blush when you take off your clothes and expose your muscles

>> No.16780576

>>16780566
But I'm sure you're not losing your dragon slaying virginity, right?

>> No.16780579

>>16780570
Dragons, because volcanoes.
Salamanders, because same thing.
Yeti/Wendigo because Japanese cliches involving monkeys.
Undine.

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>>16780570
Got to be tanukis.

>> No.16780581

>>16780576
Don't phrase it in such a faggoty way. But not counting Mr.Plunge it is.

>> No.16780582

>>16780570
For some reason I see oni in particular being somewhat good at it, probably claimed a bunch of mountain springs ages before the tanuki could buy the land.

>> No.16780585

>>16780582
>I bathed in these very springs after my rampages on mount Ooe!
>Come! Join me in these rejuvenating waters!

>> No.16780590

>>16780581
Well anon let me tell tou that all dragons are the same. Just go on and bonk their legs with perfect framed dodge rolls. You're lucky you don't have to deal with armor sets and skills.

Also remember to attack the tail.

>> No.16780597

>>16780590
Clown suits are cancer.

>> No.16780600

>>16780590
>implying
Midir is weaker in the head, and the death animation is a scripted critical attack to the head. He's the antithesis of regular dragons.

>> No.16780601

>>16780590
Do you know what your're talking about?

>> No.16780617

>>16780600
Attacking the head does deal more damage, but there are way more attacks he can hit you with. Just bonk the head one or two times and go for the legs.

>>16780601
Yes, I have ph.d in dragons.

>> No.16780619
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16780619

Video games can be improved with monstergirls

>> No.16780620

>>16780617
The tail doesn't have a hitbox.

>> No.16780625
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>>16780617
Really? Well Professor Fema L.E. Zard would like to see your long, thick Doctoral Thesis.

>> No.16780632

>>16780619
ET game.

>> No.16780644

>>16780619
But they can't fix broken game mechanics and controls.

>> No.16780647

>>16780620
There is part of it that does. You can hit that when she breathes fire bellow her.

>>16780625
I would definitely show her that and my abibities to prove that I'm a professional on the field, though it would be in private.

>> No.16780663

>>16780619
There's way too many video game girls I want to see as monster girls.

>> No.16780670

I need a strongfat anaconda lamia in my life.
What other waifus can you find in a jungle?

>> No.16780679

>>16780670
Mosquitos, those huge ones that slap you before raping.

That and more bugs.

>> No.16780681

>>16780670
Shaguars.

>> No.16780705
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16780705

I want to leave behind the crazy noise of city life and lead a plant-like life.

>> No.16780715

>>16780705
You don't need monstergirls to lead that life right now anon.

>> No.16780717
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16780717

eel whore

>> No.16780718

>>16780715
Yes I do, otherwise I can't be without the net.

>> No.16780736

>>16780717
I only wanted to shake her hand! I swear!

>> No.16780739

>>16780717
Rude

>> No.16780740
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>>16780705
Some plants can be savage though.

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>>16780717

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>>16780740
Indeed, the wilds hold some truly "savage" beasts.

>> No.16780772

>>16780768
That looks like a man who eventually decided to stop thinking.

>> No.16780778

>>16780772
I wouldn't mind a similar,
unthinking fate.

>> No.16780785

>>16780718
there are places with empty nature and silence that have net coverage.

>> No.16780797

Really powerful but airheaded Lich that can outpower Lilims but has a 90% teamfrag rate?

Or a Wight that knows kung fu?

>> No.16780798

why is one of the girls inside the flower have normal human skin?

>> No.16780803

>>16780797
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU WIGHTING~
THOSE THIGHS WERE FAST AS LIGHTNING~

>> No.16780807

>>16780798
To lure in passers-by.

>> No.16780814

>>16780807
But green is so much more alluring.

>> No.16780843

>>16780797
>Outpowering a lilim
I didn't know undead had dreams.

>> No.16780859

>>16780679
>Jungle vamp mosquitoes that are larger and more ferocious

Jungles are scary

>> No.16780862

>>16780619
>Been playing a lot of Rainbow Six Siege
>All the female operators as monster girls
>They all try to get Recruit's dick
Wew.

>> No.16780867

>>16780859
The green hell is not for man. We evolved in the savanna.

>> No.16780868

>>16780717
The underside of her lower body looks so slapable. Like you could jusy lay her down and slap that thing all day long.

>> No.16780873

>>16780740
I feel the sudden urge to play starbound

>> No.16780877

>>16780859
Imagine the buzz that their wings does. It would be loud enough to either make a man rape to hard or cum.

>> No.16780908

>>16780717
>>16780756
>silps and get stuck to her chest
>she tells you to accept responsibility

Every time

>> No.16780910

>>16780873
Just make sure to install cutebound, barb and hdoom guy done a great job of toning down the tumbr faces and furries.

>> No.16780918

>>16780843
Even the dead have dreams,
But it's very possible for something to be stronger than a Lilim magically.
It just hasn't really been done yet at all. Lich is the only really contender to even TRY something like that and have a realistic chance of succeeding.
Well, MAYBE Demons too, but I couldn't bet on them.

>> No.16780930

>>16780918
Nah, that would be baphos.

>> No.16780934

>>16780930
>Bapho
Haha.
No.

>> No.16780937

>>16780105
She's crashing this ship with no survivors.

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>>16780918
>Lich is the only really contender

>> No.16780952

>>16780937
Glacies in a Bane mask is what we need.

>> No.16780966

>>16780945
>Reaches god status
>Becomes stagnant with their now static power level that can only be affected by faith from followers
>Lich that just needs to research and experiment will eventually surpass that in time

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>>16780966
>I know nothing: The Post
The worshipers aren't necessary. Kyuubi are on par with gods, but they don't need to be faith-powered.
That's why it takes them nigh-on 1000 years to get there. The mythological basis is that the accumulate power with age.
Interestingly enough, this is more of a carry-over from Chinese mythos than an original feature of Japan's.

>> No.16780990

>>16780934
Their magic must be pretty high up there for them to be considered the strongest monster and to build up an organization that fucks shit up. Liches are high tier, but can still be beaten.

>>16780966
>Hit a Lich's soul container
>She instantly loses

>> No.16780996

>>16780990
>Hit a Lich's soul container
>it was merely a ruse
>also had explosives runes carved on it in case you touched it
All according to keikaku.

>> No.16781009

>>16780990
>Hit soul container
>Your weapon breaks
Do you REALLY expect a Lich to not reinforce and fortify their soul gem to the point where it has more defense than a Wurm's egg?

>> No.16781010

>>16780996
>Dispel runes
>Dispel Illusion spell
>Wack soul thing with stick

>> No.16781019
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>>16781010
But you already hit the fake and got a face full of explosions, you don't get to take it back.

>> No.16781020

>>16781009
>Fighting a high level monster with a normal weapon
Really?

>> No.16781026

>>16780988
And yet it still falls under the japanese belief system, being kitsune and all, with faith playing a heavy roll in a god's powers.
Godhood status in nipland is a double edged sword.

But it is far from hard for a nine tailed fox that doesn't live under a rock to amass an army of followers unless they're a prostitute being outed by a virgin fortune teller.

>> No.16781027

All I'm saying, is if the lich is single and you find her phylactery with the intent to destroy it, make sure I'm around when you do destroy it. I'll clean everything up.

>> No.16781029

>>16781019
What are magic shields and talismans or powerful ranged attacks.

>> No.16781033

>>16781020
Unless your sword is enchanted with insane durability or has a Zod rune, even high level weapons would probably break against one.

>> No.16781034

>>16781029
>What are magic shields
Not something you have, mate.
>powerful ranged attacks
What happened to the stick you had?

>> No.16781052

>>16781033
Cursed dragon swords would be really effective considering DE would sink in and poison her sould that's inside.

>>16781034
Who the fuck would fight a magic based monster without magic protection? Of course I would have it along with a tree worth of sticks to wack her with it and throw at her stone.

>> No.16781055

>>16781052
>Who the fuck would fight a magic based monster without magic protection?
The guy who thinks hitting a phylactery with a stick is going to do something.

>> No.16781057

>>16781026
I said on par with gods, not that they are gods. Because they aren't, in the technical sense.
They don't need followers at all. They're a boost, a shortcut to power for the politically savvy, but ultimately no replacement for experience.

If anything, the kitsune worshipers of Zipangu are more akin to cults of personality.

>> No.16781058

>tfw artist asks you to prove you own a character before they'll draw a commission of her
Why though?

>> No.16781065

>>16781058
They're American and know they can be sued.

>> No.16781074

>>16781058
All about doing comishes for OC's now-a-days
Everyone's scared of getting sued

>> No.16781078

>>16781058
weapons grade autism.

>> No.16781086

>>16781052
>poison her soul
Not happening. Those things are impregnable to magic and magical influences outside of a simple force spell to end them flying.

>>16781057
Cults and enough faith or worship can elevate one to a divine or godlike status, but such things are extremely rare.

Also curiously, Vecna, Lich god of Liches, undead, and dark magic, commands all sorts of undead, from run-of-the-mill zombies and skeletons to Oni, Liches, Vampires and various kinds of constructs. Just think, there's a super godly Lich with a bunch of Oni and Golem servants tending to her needs.

>> No.16781089

>>16781065
>>16781078
That's retarded.

>> No.16781095
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16781095

'sup bro, wanna shoot some hoops?

>> No.16781100

>>16781089
If they take money for drawing something they don't own, it's a more serious crime than killing someone.

>> No.16781101

>>16781095
Basketball is for posers.

>> No.16781102

>>16781058
Mari won't do this for my OC, will she?

>> No.16781103

>>16781095
Alps are underrated.

>> No.16781104

>>16781095
There's something off about Jerome.

>> No.16781113

>>16781086
That's even worse. Explosion ranged spells to send them flying all around would fuck a lich up.
>Oh but their defense is high
Knock them around with explosions until they are near you. Another way to do it if you are still saying no is making the Lich hit it.

>>16781055
Really anon?

>> No.16781115

>>16781095
No. I hate basketball

>> No.16781117

>>16781102
I'm not that anon, but in my experience with commissioning I've only had one artist ask for proof and they were already a pain to work with.

>> No.16781120

>>16781058
Which artist?

>> No.16781122

>>16781086
>Vecna
>the Head of Vecna hoax becomes the Penis of Vecna hoax
It would be extremely painful 4 those dumb incubi who fall for it.

>> No.16781136

>>16781120
Adding to this because it came to mind after I posted, just show them KC's twitter and website and explain that he's cool with fan creations and retweets them to show his appreciation.

>> No.16781137

>>16781122
>Heart of Vecna holder is now a youthful looking Incubi that gets a private audience with Vecna every day

>> No.16781138

>>16781101
>>16781115
These guys are so out of shape they're scared they'll lose to an Alp at sports.

>> No.16781143

>>16781138
No
I just hate basketball

>> No.16781155

>>16781095
Alps are cute! More people need to realise this.

>> No.16781157

>>16781143
Bwuk-bwuk-bwuuuk.

>> No.16781159

>>16781058
Is this KDF?

>> No.16781162

>>16781120
>>16781136
Nobody of relevance to here, I decided on not getting from them anyway.

>> No.16781163

>>16781157
See now if it was baseball

>> No.16781165

>>16781159
No anon, this >>16781117 is me.

>> No.16781167

>>16781159
No.

>> No.16781169

>>16781163
What about Baseketball?

>> No.16781171

>>16781167
Am I KDF?

>> No.16781174

>>16781171
Wan-wan.

>> No.16781175

>>16781169
No more nachos and mountain dew for you

>> No.16781176

>>16781171
We all are mere facets of KDF.

>> No.16781177

>>16781171
You aren't!

>> No.16781184

>>16781176
My waifu is not a wan and I have no desire to dick daughterus.
And I ain't into latex either.

>> No.16781187

>>16781176
>tfw we were all kdf's alter egos
We need to stop.

>> No.16781191

>>16781171
We're all KDF now

>> No.16781193

>>16781177
Hi anon!

>>16781174
Want me to teach you how to be a father number wan?

>> No.16781194

>>16781184
You were born out of a different desire and fetish he holds.

>>16781187
But we is he, and he will not stop, so will we shall be he to be.

>> No.16781196

Is there a mindflayer on the loose again?

>> No.16781200

>>16781193
>a father number wan
>We are Number One except it's KDF

>> No.16781203

>>16781196
What if she too is KDF?

>> No.16781209

>>16781203
A small little flayer with latex texture and her tentacles are floopy like dog ears.

>> No.16781217

>>16781209
She's always accompanied by a bigger one that looks like her but much older.

>> No.16781223

>>16781217
Yknow, we always talk about miniflayers. What about megaflayers?
The Krakens of flayers.

>> No.16781228

>>16781200
>Are you, uh, a real father?
>“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
>Have you ever raped your family, like, uh, like a biological daughteru?
>“Nah.”
>Have you ever tried latex?
>“Nah, nah...”
>Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be true degenerates

>> No.16781229

>>16781223
There's also Lichflayers and dragonflayers.

Mix and match for oneesan.

>> No.16781233

I'm going to flick KDF's daughteru on the forehead and call her a bad girl.

>> No.16781235

>>16781223
You talking about the great mindbreaker?

>> No.16781236

>>16781228
Lost my shit

>> No.16781242

>>16781228
Kek.

>>16781233
That's a bit mean anon. You wouldn't like it if he did that to your daughteru, would you?

>> No.16781249

>>16781228
WE ARE NUMBER WAN
Now listen closely!
Here's a little lesson in Dickery
This is going down in /mgt/!
If you wanna daughteru dicker number wan
You have to chase a Kobold daughter on the run!

Just follow my moves, and sneak around,
be careful not to make a sound...!
No, don't tell them you're quicksilver!

>> No.16781251

>>16781233
That's where I'm going to draw the line anon, that is assault and you could get arrested. Nobody is allowed to call my daughteru a bad girl except me or her mother either.

>> No.16781258

>>16781162
Gazerfag?

>> No.16781263

>>16781258
No.

>> No.16781267

Can Mamono mana restore a girl's broken hymen?

>> No.16781268
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Can Dragons Umoo?

>> No.16781270

>>16781267
That's literally Alice's whole gimmick.

>> No.16781271
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Being owned by dragons

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>>16779316
>No dancing Apsara gifs/webms
I don't know if anyone does animated commissions of that nature or how much they'd cost, but it's a damn shame is what it is.
https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8

>> No.16781277

>>16781268
If she is a blonde red dragon then umu!

>>16781271
Being owned and owning.

>> No.16781284

>>16781275
Greatest shame. I need more art of monster girls dancing, belly or other wise.

>> No.16781290

>>16781270
Don't forget Houri, the difference is there is that one remembers you dicked them and the other doesn't.

>> No.16781291

>>16781275
What does the milk taste like, /mgt/?

>> No.16781293

>>16781271
Is what life is all about. I'd love for my dragons to own me, I would belong to them!

>> No.16781294

>>16781291
Eggnog
I like eggnog.

>> No.16781306

>>16781275
>Immortality loophole
>Won't get attacked by Order if you're married to one
>Genki and cheerful
>Fucking gorgeous brown skinned goddesses
>The last word in striptease/lapdances and probably one of the top tiers if not the toppest tier in moves during actual sex
>Eros followers so you know they're deredere as fuck
Apsara are OP KC pls nerf

>> No.16781307

>>16781095
I'd rather shock some fags.

>> No.16781309

>>16781294
I can dig that

>> No.16781316

>>16781309
It'd probably be less intensely sweet, though.
So you don't get sick to your stomach should you drink a lot all at once.

>> No.16781319

>>16781316
Thank you for reminding me of that one bad Christmas

>> No.16781324

>>16781294
I have never tasted eggnog. But I assume it is good.

>> No.16781329

>>16781306
I wonder if she ever walks around doing handstands and upside down dancing around the house.
>"Why?"
...Why not?

>> No.16781341

>>16781306
A loli Aspara can turn you into a lolicon if you see her waving at you. She's that OP.

>> No.16781345

>>16779316
I want my waifu to enjoy dancing. Would never be bored of watching her body moving to the music.

>> No.16781347

How long have you been with your waifu anon?

>> No.16781348

>>16781329
Handstands are hot.

>> No.16781355

>>16781324
It is and I can assure you it tastes nothing like eggs.

>> No.16781356

>>16781345
I feel you anon. I never really liked dancing at all, but the thought of dancing around with my waifu at night in the privacy of our bedroom or letting my daughteru stand on my feet while I slow dance with her both sound too comfy to not want.

>> No.16781363

>>16781347
3 years.

>> No.16781364

>>16781348
>Apsara wife bounds up to you in the morning
>Fuck she's hot even when she's being goofy, how the hell did you get so lucky
>"Moo~rning darling!"
>She stops right in front of you with a beaming smile
>Lean forward for a kiss but she playfully puts a finger to your lips to stop you
>"Ah~ah! Close your eyes first~"
>Puzzled but amused, you do so
>Lean forward again with your eyes closed, only to feel a strange softness that while not unpleasant certainly isn't your waifu's luscious lips
>open your eyes to see you're smooching the top of her foot, her whole body upside down in a hand stand while twisted seductively, her face looking up with one winking eye and her tongue sticking out
>"Hehe! Got you darling!"
>She flips away like a professional cheerleader before sticking the landing and posing with arms wide open, then bringing them to her face in double peace signs
>Eros be praised, you love this woman

>> No.16781366

>>16776737
It depends on the other man. Do I know him? Respect him?

>> No.16781371

>>16781347
Well the first story I have of her is from January 15th 2015, so I probably had her in mind as far back as 2014. Three years then, going on fourth.

>> No.16781375

>>16781347
Over a year with first waifu and slightly less than 3 months with the second

I wonder if monster girls celebrate their wedding anniversary, I bet Eros girls do
Some monster girls probably don't even keep track of the date

>> No.16781377

>>16781347
7 years now, I think.

>> No.16781379

>>16781377
Who even is that old? Aisha? Mink?

>> No.16781381

What we need is soccer monsters!

>> No.16781382

>>16781347
She started creeping into my head arround 2014, love for her got stronger and stroner till by mid 2016 she yook up 90 percent of my thoughts, me thinking about her takes up most of my time.

>> No.16781385

>>16781381
Go make more videos Demo

>> No.16781387

>>16776802
Well someone's popular.

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>phantom asked demon lord about the fight with the chief god so she can make a drama about it.
>turns out the fight isn't that exciting and she has to make a lot of shit up.

>> No.16781395

>>16781347
It'll be exactly a year and a half in two days.

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>>16781379
The one and only.

>> No.16781401

>>16781381
>Soccer
It's football you uncultured swine!

>> No.16781403

>>16781398
Nice, dude.

>> No.16781409

>>16781381
Soccer dads?

>> No.16781410

>>16781393
What would an MGE movie be like under Micheal Bay?

>> No.16781412

>>16781403
I'm afraid Dudeanon is someone else.
God bless chanta though.

>> No.16781415

>>16781393
>"Yeah I mean she was kinda a putz. Sweet girl though. Young. Kinda just keeled over at the first attack. Felt bad, really."
>"...M-my lady, surely there was some excitement to the affair?"
>"Nnnoope. Just one and done. I guess hubby and I kinda overleveled a bit. Well... alot."

>> No.16781416

>>16781410
Probably the fall of Lescatie, with a lot more explosions. They could use [YOU] as the MC too.

>> No.16781419

>>16781364
That is a very genki Apsara

>> No.16781420

>>16781415
I guess it stands to reason that a succubus would be a fan of grinding.

>> No.16781423

>>16781416
Dark matter bombs everywhere.

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>>16781420
Damn puncat.

>> No.16781429

>>16781415
>Grind too much to fight a monster because the scholar said she was op
>Win with one strike
Oh it happens so many times in RPGs.

>> No.16781432

>>16781347
Kinda hard to tell with me being a slut and never serious enough to stay with one waifu, but been following MGE for couple years now and dedicated myself to the Waifu about four-five months.

>> No.16781433

>>16781429
>>16781420
>Chief god not so tough after being raped

>> No.16781435

>>16781410
>>16781416
3 movies with shia lebouf as elt and megan fox as either willamaria or deruella

>> No.16781437

>>16781433
>Quote from God raped: "What are you going to do, rape me?"

>> No.16781438

>>16781433
Who would even rape her I wonder.

>> No.16781442

>>16781420
>NEET Succubus offering to powerlevel your MMO character

We all know what she'll ask for her payment

>> No.16781443

>>16781435
And then suddenly Mark Wahlberg makes it hurt a little less.

>> No.16781444

>>16781443
Who does Mark Wahlberg play?

The same person he always plays: Mark Wahlberg.

>> No.16781445

>>16781442
>We all know what she'll ask for her payment
ERP?

>> No.16781447

>>16781442
Pizza?

>> No.16781453

>>16781410
>Bay
Thats weak, a shyamalan movie would be better (or worse?)
Maybe if after earth was MGE, then it would not have sucked so much.

>> No.16781455

>>16781433
>>16781437
>chief god frequenting chinese cartoon image boards continually seeing memes about her getting rekt by demon lord
>becomes depressed and eventually surrenders without a fight
>tfw cheshires meme magic the chief god out of power

>> No.16781459

>>16781443
and Kelsey grammar does some stupid stuff

>> No.16781461

>>16781453
>Signs with Monstergirls

>> No.16781463

Is the QoH unique in her creating a pocket dimension that has it's own aesthetics and can even entirely create many new subspecies of Monstergirls? What other pocket dimensions can you see a lilim creating that has unique MG subspecies in them?
(Steelims need not apply)

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>>16778632
I want to swell her belly with daughterus and my man juice.

>> No.16781473

I want to kidnap a bunch of Sabbath members and chain them to treadmills in my basement. They'd all be forced to wear uncomfortable ballet boots, tight restrictive cuffs, giant ball gags as well as nipple and clit clamps. I'd never turn the treadmills off so I could use the loli generated power to live off the grid.

>> No.16781474

>>16781463
I can see a lilim creating a tropical dimension with a bunch of beachy/jungle variations of MGs.

>> No.16781483

>>16781453
What would the twist even be?
>The heroine was a polymorped ushi oni the whole time?
>Steve was working for the liims?
>the building is powered by a mega raiju?

>> No.16781490

>>16781461
>Monsters stopped by water
would be a tad funnier

>> No.16781491

>>16781347
4 months yesterday!

>> No.16781492

>>16781483
It was just fat guys ERPing.

>> No.16781494

>>16781473
Aww jeez anon. While I think kidnapping the unwilling is really not okay, I do quite like bits of the scenario otherwise. I'm sure my waifu and daughteru would love to do some predicament bondage along these lines.

You really shouldn't kidnap people though, that' wrong.

>> No.16781498

>>16781473
my dude can you not?

>> No.16781499

>>16781483
Okay, the second one sounds like a normal twist.
I want to know the kind of plot that would have the other two.

Especially the third one, why would the twist be that a Raiju is powering a building?

>> No.16781503

>>16781474
Reminds me of that island in Ragnarok Online where you can only enter if you're married. If you're single you can only drink in the island's bar.

This is a chance for single anons to find his waifu.

>> No.16781507

>>16781473
I want to kidnap a sabbath member and throw her in a farm full of holsts and minos.

>> No.16781519

>>16781507
Stop dumping stuff at other peoples farms. They may live comfy life, but they don't need your trash.

>> No.16781522

>>16781499
Simple, Raiju shocks turn women into other Raijus right?

Now think of a movie with a building that's been in low maintenance so a lot of shocks could happen.
With the Raiju being the main power supply, you can set it up so Raiju's infest the building and women are getting turned and they don't know whats causing it till they find the mega Raiju.

>> No.16781528

>>16781347
I know I'm new to the waifu scene. But since October last year.

>> No.16781535

>>16781519
Why? It's not trash it's more working hand.

>> No.16781538
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16781538

Can't go a day without trying to start fights over the Sabbath, can you?

>> No.16781540

>>16781538
What's going on?

>> No.16781543

>>16781540
Every single fucking day people start bitching about the sabbath or the other way around and it gets old really fast.

>> No.16781544

>>16781277
>>16781268
Cutest umu!
Would praise and spoil

>> No.16781545

What's the appropriate way to respond to your daughteru trying to have sex with you?

Hard mode: You aren't a daughteru dicker

>> No.16781551

>>16781545
>"No"
I then put some dadrock on.

>> No.16781553

>>16781543
I don't mind the sabbath really. I'd be buying lolification potions from them.

>> No.16781552

>>16781543
I don't see any bitching except you man, all I see is friendly shitposting.

>> No.16781559

>>16781552
I'm a bit preemptive here because I'm getting sick of seeing the same kindergarten slap-fight every day for a week.

>> No.16781562

>>16781545
"No. I belong to your mom and most humans find that stuff weird. I love you but only as a daughteru. That one friend loves you as a girl though "

>> No.16781563

>>16781545
I have no shame in easy mode anon. I'd get the waifu and we'd gently and lovingly teach our daughteru all the things she wants to know!

>> No.16781566

>>16781559
You're being far too preemptive, please go.

>> No.16781568

>>16781559
>kindergarten slap fight
>sabbath

Hmmmm.

>> No.16781571

>>16781562
This.

This is how a good father responds to a situation like that.

>> No.16781580

>>16781551
A good girl would like dadrock to suck up to you.

>> No.16781583

>>16781571
>Good father
Thanks anon. I would do my best so that my daughterus grow up cute and nice.

>> No.16781584

>>16781571
Being a 'good' father is subjective anon.

>> No.16781588

>>16781580
>YOU CAN'T
>ALWAYS GET
>WHAT YOU WANT

>> No.16781590

>>16781583
As they should. Remember to give plenty of headpats!

>>16781584
Sure KDF. But personally I think that's what a good father dose.

>> No.16781605

>>16781590
Of course. Gonna give them just the right amount of headpats so that they don't lust for me but love me lots.

>> No.16781612

I want to be the hunky boytoy husband of a royally thick Queen Beegirl with an ass for days and an ovipositor for years

>> No.16781619

>>16781605
How many headpats is that?

>> No.16781620

>>16781612
Good luck with that.

>> No.16781621

>>16781545
I would go full smug Alucard on her.
>"Hmp. Is that so? What is a daughter lusting after her own father? But a miserable pile of desires. Enough of talk, have at you."
No daughter of mine is going for reward without earning it first through her own hard work.

>> No.16781622

>>16781605
You'll make a great father anon and your daughterus will love you with all their heart.

>> No.16781627

>>16781612
>Tfw have an extreme irrational fear of bees
>Yet find beegirls adorable
It's an abstract kind of feel

>> No.16781633

>>16781619
Depends on her age, species, how many friends she has and how many of them are guys.

>>16781622
I'm even ready to headpat grand daughterus.

>> No.16781634

>>16781627
Same, and I posted that

>> No.16781636

>>16780859
Actually in my experience jungle mosquitoes are very small, and the northern/taiga mosquitoes are fucking massive in comparison.

>> No.16781641

>>16781633
Grand daughterus are a treasure too pure for this world. I can just imagine visiting them in old age and then yelling "Grand Papa!" while burying me in a hug pile.

October couldn't come quicker.

>> No.16781642

>>16781636
Can confirm.
You know what Canadians never mention? The mosquito problem. God damn.

>> No.16781646

>>16781642
Thank you for reminding me that mosquito season is coming up
Fuck. And I take the bus too

>> No.16781655

>>16781545
Stuff her into a cannon and launch her straight into her childhood friend's house.

>> No.16781656

>>16781641
Grand daughteru pile would be too much for me. I can imagine them playing with my daughteru and waifu.

If only I could have dreams like this.

>> No.16781662

>>16781655
Anon that sounds abusive,

>> No.16781663

>>16781545
I tell my wife and make her deal with it.

>> No.16781676

>>16781656
>KDF will never experience this

>> No.16781683

>>16781612
What is better
A kind motherly Queen Bee who knows all her daughters and takes care of her family
Or a breedcrazy Queen Bee who spends all her days riding her semen dispenser of a husband in order to reproduce as much as possible?

>> No.16781690

>>16781683
Some kind of combination of the two.

>> No.16781691

>>16781095
No bro it's hockey time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3GQverRiQ

>> No.16781696

>>16781676
That's fine with me anon, my waifu and daughteru and I are all very happy with our dynamic and don't want it to change.

>> No.16781724
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>>16781690
80% breedcrazy 20% kind mother?

>> No.16781725

>>16781656
It hurts my heart too much imagining this. Family hug piles are perfect.

>> No.16781726

>>16781683
I see merits for both
Maybe the second for the first half of marriage and the first on the back half

>> No.16781727

Why are people so obsessed with KDF lately?

>> No.16781735

>>16781724
Gimme 70/30 and it's a deal

>> No.16781748

>>16781683
The first while still casually constantly riding/milking her husband at all times

>> No.16781749

>>16781727
He's either astroturfing or annoying cunts just won't shut up about him.

>> No.16781780

>>16781749
I don't think it's him.
It's just that every time any one of: bondage, daughterus, latex; is brought up, some moron has to link it to KDF.

>> No.16781784

>>16781780
This

>> No.16781791

>>16781726
That sounds pretty good though if she is weak to nostalgia she might have random spurts of lust where she goes back to her old ways

>>16781748
It would be weird
>Queen Bee wife hasn't stopped fucking you for 2 months straight
>You're fed special honey with extremely potent aphrodisiac properties to keep going
>Your 102th daughter bursts in the royal chamber
>She wants to show off the good grade she got at school
>You and your wife praise her and talk with her for a bit
>All while still having slow, sticky, unending sex

>> No.16781798
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16781798

Snow leopards are going extinct, but Mother Earth still remembers.

>> No.16781800

>>16781791
You just described my exact fucking fantasy
I want precisely that, please and thank you

>> No.16781801

Someone tell me about that NTR rule again that's in place in the MGE world.
I keep forgetting what it was, was it "If you try to NTR some guy's wife away they and every other monster have free game to kill you" or something along that line?

>> No.16781816

>>16781801
That's the 'intentionally wanting to kill people' rule
The NTR rule is a wife's pussy literally won't allow a dick besides her husbands in
Though if the guy is doing it intentionally it probably activates the first rule
Just throw him in the matango pits, they'll be delighted and do right by him

>> No.16781817

>>16781727
He's good for (you)s.
I'm lonely.

>> No.16781823

>>16781817
Adopt a homeless kitty or two.

>> No.16781824

>>16779068
Jesus Christ with thighs like that I'd be a regular visitor. I'd rub my face all over those thighs and squeeze them, maybe even giving them a lick if she was ok with that.

I would visit every day.

>> No.16781834

>>16780319
I need sleep as much as anyone else.

>> No.16781835

>>16781791
That actually sounds incredibly comfy, just always slowly pumping in and out of her puffy entrance, both of you constantly in a state of at least mild bliss.
And it's not like you can't stop for a couple minutes or so if totally necessary to hug a daughteru or twenty. Plus the daughterus would be used to it and think nothing of it when having a big family dinner while mama and papa slowly continue cuddlefucking as they catch up with the daughterus they haven't seen in a while.

>> No.16781837

>>16781824
I don't think you can afford that, anon.

>> No.16781841
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16781841

Anyone else want a big 7-10ft fox to hold them down and agressively lick the spot over their liver or is it just me?

>> No.16781842
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16781842

>tfw the ending was comfy as fuck and everybody ends happily
>also best bird showed up

>> No.16781847

>>16781791
Both scenarios are oddly cute.

>> No.16781850

>>16781837
I'll sell my body if I can't.

>>16781841
You aren't alone anon.

>> No.16781856

>>16781791
That's hot.

>> No.16781861

>>16781841
I prefer my girls to not have a desire to consume my valuable organs.

>> No.16781865
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16781865

Fitpire wants to exercise. Don't just sit at the computer, anon!

>> No.16781875

>>16781842
It ended? When can I watch it? Can't find it on streaming sites I usually use

>> No.16781878

>>16781865
But I want to keep my blood. I need it.

>> No.16781881

>>16781878
Not all of it. You'll get pussy in exchange, too!

>> No.16781885

>>16779068
Source?

>> No.16781888

>>16781861
liar

>> No.16781891

>>16781881
Pussy sounds good. But what if my dignity and valuable blood?

>> No.16781901

>>16781891
Don't kid yourself, you have no dignity. Your body will make new blood over time.

>> No.16781928

>>16781865
Sure. I would take her to jog under the sun.

>> No.16781936

>>16781865
Don't wanna.

>> No.16781944

>>16781800
>some of the older daughterus occasionally walk through the royal chamber, giving their mom an affection pat on the belly or coming to you for headpats
>Also have you taste test new honey batches for potency and taste, as you've been become an expert on such things
>get more embarrassed when you and your wife get walked in on NOT fucking and just resting or cuddling, insisting there's nothing wrong to which older daughterus roll their eyes jokingly and younger ones giggle

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16781949

>>16781875
>streaming sites I usually use
This calls for a smugfox

>> No.16781950

>>16781841
I'd prefer a short, like 5ft, fox do that instead.

>> No.16781964

>>16781949
Are smug foxes for headpats?

>> No.16781968

>>16781944
Fuck man. The life right there. I'd be the best Dad/husband/breeding-cumpump there could be.

>> No.16781982

>>16781944
That's it, I'm convinced
When the portal opens I'm rushing to the nearest bee hive

Political meetings with the Grizzlies and Hornets will be hard but it's a small price to pay

>> No.16781991

>>16781949
I'm too lazy for dling stuff desu senpai

>> No.16782005
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16782005

>>16781991
>manually dling/torrenting
Happy meal head

>> No.16782027

>>16782005
How do you auto dl?

>> No.16782031
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16782031

How would you like your brown fox, small or large?

>> No.16782032

>>16782031
Large please. And I'll take two.

>> No.16782034

>>16782031
Can I have both?

>> No.16782036

>>16782031
Large.

>> No.16782038

>>16782031
how big do they come

>> No.16782041

>>16782031
Obviously loli though both is even better

>> No.16782042

>>16782031
don't try to trick me.
i know you're with the fbi

>> No.16782051

>>16782031
Very difficult choice. I don't even think I can pick.

Both?

>> No.16782052

>>16782042
What would the FBI equivalent of MGE be like? Apparently their NSA is full of squirrels.

>> No.16782054

>>16781949
2cute4me

>> No.16782060

>>16782031
The small one but unfortunately knowing what this artist usually draws ruins things for me.

>> No.16782063

Reminder you don't lewd the elf, the elfs lewd you

>> No.16782064

>>16782060
What's the artist like?

>> No.16782069

>>16782032
>>16782034
>>16782041
>>16782051
You can't handle that much fox, nobody can
Pick a single one unless you want to me smothered in fox pheromones and be forced to spend all your time breeding and pampering foxes

>> No.16782074

>>16782064
Mostly futa and tentacles

>> No.16782076

>>16782069
>Pick a single one unless you want to me smothered in fox pheromones and be forced to spend all your time breeding and pampering foxes

Ok. More of the reason to pick both. That just sounds perfect.

>> No.16782080

>>16782052
they would be sabbath agents who arrests anyone who insults the supirior body-type

>> No.16782084

The image set that fox is from includes the tags dick growrth, futanari, prolapse, tentacles and vore if that tells you anything.

>> No.16782087

>>16782069
I'm sure I can deal with two big ones no problem.

>> No.16782090

>>16782031
Small foxes are the best. That loli has some nice hips and thighs, too.

>> No.16782091

>>16782084
Meant to quote >>16782064 and also typo'd "growth" but oh well.

>> No.16782096

>>16782090
>That loli has some nice hips and thighs
The best kind of loli. Waistless stumps a shit.

>> No.16782099

>>16782084
Sounds like disgusting trash.

>> No.16782104

>>16782080
Their bodies are really nice. I'm not a pedo or anything, but those tight tummies and large hips are to die for.

I love big bodies though.

>> No.16782122

>>16782104
why don't you have a seat over there.

>> No.16782132

>>16782031
Do you have medium sized?

>> No.16782143

>>16782122
I swear I'm not. Just the bodies are delicious, not the mind!

>> No.16782152

>>16782143
you're so hard in denial.

>> No.16782163

>>16782104
Not you again.

>> No.16782166
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16782166

>>16782104
Just admit that lolifoxes are the best.

>> No.16782178

>>16782166
loli anything is shit and for pedos

>> No.16782188

IT BEGINS

>> No.16782191

>>16782178
But I prefer smug lolihags who know that their body is tempting in a forbidden sort of way and have the wits to torment a man with it.

>> No.16782194

>>16782178
It depends anon. If her mind is mature and she's of a suitable age, then I don't see a problem.

>> No.16782196

>>16782178
t. tumblr

>> No.16782209

>>16782188
It isn't the same without Boltman
We need a Raiju making a smug toothy smile while wearing sunglasses for these and other 'it begins' situations
Get on it drawfags

>> No.16782212

>>16782031
I agree with the Master of Masters, the deliverer of darkness, the Shogun of Sorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQLsb7Zm_MI

>> No.16782223

>>16782212
Mako is dead and will never voice anything again
Feels fucking bad man

>> No.16782230

>>16782223
Baldwin does an okay job but it's not the same. Same thing with Tennant as Scrooge McDuck

>> No.16782253
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16782253

Who is this? Is it okay to like her? I kinda like her.

>> No.16782261

>>16782253
She sure grew a lot.

>> No.16782260

>>16781982
Good luck to you as well then.
Get you a comfy queen.

>> No.16782263

>>16782253
I want to kiss an Angel's feet!

>> No.16782264

>>16782253
It is illegal to like her. But break the law for love, anon.

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16782276

>>16782253
That's Haohi, .less's angel. He draws her a lot.

>> No.16782280

>>16782276
I'd pay incredible amounts of money to sniff those thigh high socks.

>> No.16782281
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16782281

>Automaton popstars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T09iknuzDlw
You know it would be fantastic.

>> No.16782284

>>16782280
I'd waste all the money in the world to eat her out.

>> No.16782286

>>16782276
She's got a nice butt now.

>> No.16782289
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16782289

>>16782281
Fucking uncanny valley shit right there.

>> No.16782290

>>16782281
>kuu popstars

>> No.16782293

>>16782281
No!

I hope Automaton's are warm and motherly and aren't this creepy.

>> No.16782294

>>16782276
those feet are begging to be licked

>> No.16782299

>>16782293
They have the advantage of being 2D on top if being capable of having emotions.

>> No.16782303

>>16782289
>ywn be princess carried by a Kuu Automaton

Late night's automatons are cute!

>> No.16782304

>>16782276
Angels are for worshiping.

Very intense worshipping.

>> No.16782310

>>16782294
Just like Atlach Nacha's socks. I'd lick her feet over the socks, I'd let her use my face as a foot stool as she insults and degrades me.

She'd teach me whos boss if I got carried away with the kissing or tried going further up those beautiful legs. I wouldn't be able to control my addiction!

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>>16782303
I still want to see him give them the YUGE and shortstack treatment.
Maybe some /fa/ armor too.

>> No.16782321

>>16782314
All of that would be great.

>> No.16782328

>>16782276
She looks so soft. I want stare into her eyes as we make love in the lotus position.

Angels are for tender fucking and kisses.

>> No.16782346

>>16782290
>that episode of Akiba's Trip with the kuu popstar
Her singing was hilarious and cute.

>> No.16782358

Would there be tomboy monster girls who actually tried to pass for guys?
And if so, Would they do it to get close to boys or would they do it for some other reason?

>> No.16782361

>>16782346
Akiba's Trip was better than it had any right to be.

Hell a lot of anime this season were.

>> No.16782363

What if the MGE world takes place in a far off futuristic Earth?

>> No.16782368

>>16782358
Different monster girls appeal fo different men and use these special features to seduce certain men.

Tomboys are cute.

>> No.16782372

>>16782363
How?

>> No.16782373

https://twitter.com/Ztn0555/status/846673983219019777
>z-ton getting his own h-anime
I'm not sure if I should be worried or not, it's usually a coin flip's chance on if his stuff will be good or if he goes off the deep end.

Either way I'm glad there's obviously more interest in making monster girl hentai lately.

>> No.16782374

>>16782069
>smothered in fox pheromones and be forced to spend all your time breeding and pampering foxes
That's the dream right there.

>> No.16782379

>>16782363
I'd love si-fi MGE.

>> No.16782380

Maid roleplay is olev. It's a good reason why the Maid Store exists.

>> No.16782381

>>16782361
There's a fair amount of thread related shows next season too.

>> No.16782384

>>16782373
Well that's certainly going to be fucking trash. Fuck those slant eyed fucks and their shit taste.

>> No.16782386

>>16782373
It will either be good or "let's never speak of this thing ever again" bad.
I don't even remember what happened n that one. I just remember >Horse pussy. Did something special happen in it?

>> No.16782387

>>16782381
I'm actually most interested in the premise of RE:Creators. But then again you never know with anime, as Kemono friends has shown.

>> No.16782388

>>16782386
Futa and NTR.

>> No.16782392

>>16782386
>>16782388
Oh it's that one, the name looked different to me, now I regret posting it.

>> No.16782394
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16782394

Undead Kingdom is the best.

>> No.16782398

>>16782388
OH LORD.

>>16782392
So, no futa/NTR then? z-ton tends to put that in where it's not needed.

>> No.16782400

>>16782394
Worth a visit. I'd go on vacation there.

>> No.16782401

>>16782394
MGE Undead aren't anything like that chick fortunately enough.

>> No.16782403

>>16782394
No they aren't. They're too dark.

>> No.16782404

>read mge stuff in my language
>the majority are somewhat HFY-y
>few grills authors
>read "mgs found a portal and took over our world" story by grill
>second chapter has an afterword saying "fuck off, HFYfags, stop harassing me with your angry comments and PMs. Did you get triggered because it's mg came to our world and changed it instead of the opposite like usual? Guess what, our world is fucking shit full of pain, suffering and wars, I dream of becoming mamono (demon or dark mage pls) and helping DL to conquer our world."
Heh

>> No.16782406

>>16782394
This is an intense Undead Ball.

Is this what the lower-class Undead Monster Girls do? They have raves and wild parties?

>> No.16782407

>>16782380
>dat feel when your shog maid's idea of roleplay is recreating the chase scene from 'The Shaddow over Insmouth'

>> No.16782409

>>16782403
>what are lamps, candles, and magical light
>what is perpetual moonlight

>> No.16782410

>>16782404
>demon or dark mage pls
Demons can't be trusted.

>> No.16782411

>>16782404
HFY-fags are the worst. And that girl is the best. demons are top tier.

>> No.16782413

>>16782409
I like sunlight.

>> No.16782414

>>16782404
>demon or dark mage pls

She got some good taste.

>> No.16782416

>>16782387
That interests me too, with the names involved it should be a fun ride either way. In terms of monster girls though, next season we have tons.
>a catgirl
>demon girls
>robot girls
>dorafs
>amazon berserkers
>youkai
Good times ahead.

>> No.16782417

>>16782403
It's perfect with the strobe light moon in full effect.

Unless you get seizures.

Besides the sun probably exists but the thick clouds strain it out.

>> No.16782421

>>16782373
It's that story where a guy got married to centaur, then fucked her mother, then the centaur turned into futa with berserk armor? How did it ended anyway?

>> No.16782422

>>16782404
I've noticed girls who are into the setting and want to become a mg usually have decent taste in what they want to turn into.

Funny to see that HFYfags are awful in every language though.

>> No.16782424

>>16782404
Superb taste. See, girls are willing to change, orderfags. They realise the superiority and benefits they'd get form it.

Do transformed women get the same ara ara curves as Dark Mage and Demons?

>> No.16782428

>>16782421
From what I remember the futa armor broke and it ended on a vanilla volume with a good ending.

>> No.16782430

Undead girls are for bullying.

>> No.16782432

>>16782422
I guess it's just the same as every power fantasy.

Do girls usually want to become dominant species?

>> No.16782433

>>16782424
I'm not an orderfag, I just don't want to become an Incubus.

>> No.16782437
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16782437

>>16782404
She's already got the mindset! She'd be prime Demon material. I wholeheartedly approve.
>>16782424
I believe they do. And the more willing the better.

>> No.16782441

>>16782433
That's perfectly fine, anon.

>>16782437
What girl could say no to that? Hell I'd marry a mistress Dark Mage.

>> No.16782442

>>16782437
>And the more willing the better.

Gotta love consensual transformation.

>> No.16782445

>>16782432
There seem to be a fair number who are into the idea of being Weresheep and Minotaurs for some reason, they're popular cosplay choices and there was one girl who wanted to be a Nereid.

>> No.16782446

>>16782404
>HFYfags vs grills writing self insert powertrip fanfiction
Whoever wins we lose

>> No.16782447

>>16782437
Figured you'd show up. Wouldn't your waifu like girls that are less willing to give in so she can corrupt them more?

>> No.16782451

>>16782441
>That's perfectly fine, anon.
Other anons would disagree with that, especially Demonfag.

>> No.16782453

>>16782404
>a girl actually wanting to be a Dark Mage
Oh my. I shouldn't like this so much.

>> No.16782454

>>16782446
I'm not sure, female authors can write some pretty great smut.

>> No.16782455

>>16782445
>Weresheep

Get to laze around be lewd.

>Minotaur

Super strong adventurer.

>> No.16782461

>>16782424
>Do transformed women get the same ara ara curves as Dark Mage and Demons?

Yes if that succubus transformation pic is any indication.

Keep in mind flat Dark Mages or Demons also exist.

>> No.16782464

>>16782451
Not him but I'm ok with personal choice. It's fine if you don't want to become an incubus.

>> No.16782466

Would you guys give up your humanity to be with your monster girl? What would your family think or say about it?

>> No.16782471

>>16782466
What do you mean by give up my humanity?

But even so, I'd like to imagine my family being ok with it (even if they're actually not). It's the joys of Mamono mana.

>> No.16782472

>>16782441
Right? Good man. Transformed monsterized women need loving husbands! Do your part!
>>16782442
It's just so pleasant. Like a slice of life with no issues or little details to fret over.
>>16782447
Nah, it's enjoyable either way for different reasons. The ones that take a lot of work give a sense of accomplishment while the willing give hope that it won't be long until the world comes around.
>>16782451
As I've tried to iterate before, I don't dislike people with that mindset. Mostly because ultimately you don't get a choice as it's a natural process, but really, you do you mane.
As long as you're fucking a Monstergirl wife, you're green in my ledger.

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>>16782455
those two are some of the best, farm girls are the best

>> No.16782475

>>16782454
Considering what she was saying about wanting to turn into a powerful monster and conquer the world because it's full of suffering, it's sufficient to say it probably was self insert powertrip fanfiction.

>female authors can write some pretty great smut
If I've learned anything from /tg/, it's that those female authors writing smut are also all mentally ill.

>> No.16782476

>>16782466
I've always been fond of the becoming an incubus idea.
>longer life span
>more stamina to please the wife with
>resistant to illness and harder to kill through most conventional means
>look exactly the same
Only downside if you want to call it that is not being able to call yourself human, which isn't really a downside to me. It almost seems like a reward rather than a price to pay.

>> No.16782478

>>16782464
It's a shame how the only way to not become an incubus would be to cut out any and all contact with monster girls.

>> No.16782480

>>16782466
Incubusy only gives slight cosmetic alterations and a boost in sexual vigor so sure.
Though, I can't imagine a man Incubuzing for the likes of a Werecat since the latter likely has a normal lifespan.

>> No.16782481

>>16782464
Is not becoming an incubus even possible in the long run though.

An anon who serves a haughty Vampire ojou-sama as her personal butler would one day become one if she keeps biting him.

>> No.16782482

>>16782472
I'd especially like it if the transformation benefited the woman.
>>16782473
That cow looks very mean and rough.

Which obviously means she wants a cute man to cuddle.

>> No.16782487

>>16782451
Actually, the psychiatrist one said he thought it should be up to the individual anon in question.
And as much as I like monstergirls I would rather stay human due to a paranoia and suspicion surrounding the existence of souls and the complete toll of incubisation at deeper levels.

>> No.16782488

>>16782466
I would say nothing. There aren't that many changes and my sister is pretty much a succubus so they should be fine.

>> No.16782494

>>16782480
In that case the werecat would likely gain life span from the spirit energy of the incubus.

>> No.16782497

>>16782482
It always benefits, that's the best part!
>>16782478
I mean you COULD just imagine yourself in a setting other than MGE. But yes, if you play on the court it's best to accept-and know-the rules.
>>16782487
*Psychologist
But yes, something like that, one way or another. Sall good mane!

>> No.16782499

>>16782482
>That cow looks very mean and rough.
I'd say focused, ideally finding a soft small human to intensely moo-snu

>> No.16782502

>>16782472
Aslong as I stay pretty normal then I'm ok with incubization.

All I'd want is longer life span, more sex drive, bigger dick, etc. Not the "you're no longer human" kind of incubization.

>> No.16782505

>>16782497
>setting other than MGE.
But they're all trash.

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>>16782494
>Centuries-old Werecat that doesn't care if she's as old as she is if it means popping out the 26th daughteru

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>>16782480
I think it depends on what kind of MG your waifu is too. For example if an anon gets caught inside a Basilisk's glare there's no way he wouldn't turn.

Getting bitten by a grapesnake is another example too.

>> No.16782514

>>16782505
There's plenty of good ones.

>> No.16782515

>>16782499
Soft Moo-snu or hard moo-snu?

>> No.16782520

>>16782502
I'll let ya in on a secret: that's literally all it is*, so you're totally golden.
*Some debate if you marry a chaos gal
>>16782505
There's always house rules and homebrewing!

>> No.16782522

>>16782515
perhaps she like to alternate

>> No.16782524

>>16782522
I'll ask her very nicely for soft then.

>> No.16782531

>>16782475
Please don't insanityshame. I always write while manic.

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>>16779316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxIofYrt0kE

>> No.16782541

>>16782497
>psychologist
Ah, sorry. I knew it was on those lines somewhere.
Either way the best way to live is to go about it the way you want and don't force your ideals on others like a dick. This is exactly why I hate Druella and the extremist faction, they're no better than the order when it comes to forcing others into their lifestyle.

>> No.16782542

>>16781095
More like: "wanna wrestle?"

>> No.16782543

>just finished watching lost tapes
Dire komodo dragon when?

>> No.16782547

>>16782404
>>read mge stuff in my language
Why would anyone do this

>> No.16782548

>>16782543
Extra smelly?

>> No.16782549

>>16782535
That poor princess.

>> No.16782550

>>16782543
>Dire komodo
Musclegirl onee-san?

>> No.16782555

>>16782541
Druella isn't doing anything wrong.

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>>16782541
Y-yeah, haha, fuck those guys, right?

Nah but It's all good. I can respect people that don't like that aspect and just wanna do their own thing.
Have a thiccelf.

>> No.16782561

>>16782555
She is pushing things way too fast, she needs to be more gentle and understanding.

>> No.16782564

>>16782520
>I'll let ya in on a secret: that's literally all it is*, so you're totally golden.
*Some debate if you marry a chaos gal

Oh that's good. I mean I know I should know the source material but it's just anons say all the time you turn into more than that and sometimes I think KC would've said something stupid in a interview that conflicts with that definition of incubus.

But still that's great. I don't see any downsides in it and I'd definitely become and incubus for my waifu. And good thing is she isn't a Chaos girl.

>> No.16782565

>>16782559
>Demonfag biting his finger telling himself it doesn't matter while his waifu looms over his shoulder looking pissed

>> No.16782567

>>16782559
Isn't she cold like that?

>> No.16782568

>>16782561
Wrong, she needs to be even more forceful. Then there would be no more retards whining about "muh human identity" and stopping progress.

>> No.16782569

>>16782561
That's why everyone loves the DemonLord. She's gentle and understanding.

I bet she's quite motherly aswell.

>> No.16782571

>>16782567
She lives in a warm climate.

>> No.16782576

A place for monster girls

https://discord.gg/qMV8CzQ

>> No.16782581

>>16782576
Fuck outta here.

>> No.16782582

>>16782571
I'd love to see her try wear that in my country's weather.
>>16782576
No.

>> No.16782584

>>16782568
The more she pushes it the more casualities there are on both sides. Instead of forcing down someone's throat she needs to show little by little that monsterization isn't what people think and maybe that way the world would be more accepting. Sure, she can do that last push that takes down the order, but until then I think it's better to takes things slow.

>>16782569
I love her too. Would watch her give birth to a OC lilim.

>> No.16782586

>>16782576
Fuck off.

>> No.16782587

>>16782541
>This is exactly why I hate Druella and the extremist faction, they're no better than the order when it comes to forcing others into their lifestyle
Agreed, and they're such smug assholes about it they almost deserve to get purged just for that.

Reading that some 3dpd wants to be a demon or a darkmage and loves corruption managed to severely drop my opinion about all three of those things and even about the demonfags just by association. Especially that basis she gave for it, "muh pain and suffering in the world" that is used by so many retarded cunts in the real world to justify retarded shit, hits a bit too close to home reminding me of reality. Nothing those kinds of people like can be good.

>> No.16782589

>>16782564
Honestly, truthfully, really, if people WANT to go interpreting it as this big brain-changing humanity destroying thing, that's their prerogative. I personally never saw room to interpret it like that in all I've read and in all the context and 'feel' of MGE. So I really think you're good.
Who's the lucky lady?
>>16782565
Urge to corrupt rising... need... Lady's... breast-smothering...
>>16782567
Elves are always in heat to be ready for rape at a moments notice!

>> No.16782593

>>16782589
Well I am not going to rape her.

HA!

>> No.16782596

>>16782589
That's good then. Nothing like having a bigger dick and better sex capabilities to please the waifu.

>Who's the lucky lady?

I'd love to say but I probably shouldn't.

>> No.16782600

>>16782587
Yeah well that's just like your opinion man
>>16782593
Oh you cheeky devil!
>>16782596
Hey, your call mane, didn't mean to intrude.

>> No.16782615

>>16782600
>didn't mean to intrude.

Nah don't worry. It's cool.

What about you demonfag. Do you like your incubization similar to how you described it? Or further?

>> No.16782616

Would heartbreak even happen in MGE?

>> No.16782618

>>16782616
Nope.

>> No.16782628

>>16782616
Thanks to cupid and their black arrows, yes. Or at least a feeling very close to it.

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>>16782616
Niet.

>> No.16782642

>>16782616
Only if MGs are introduced to it via their husbands.

...and before I get lynched, I'm talking about them learning about their hubbies own experience.

>> No.16782643

>>16782615
Completely my own personal preference that I would in no way assume is canon or something others should accept, but I'd like if it properly true agelessness-style immortality to both husband and wife. I'd also like if it had additional properties based on the species one marries. It already does for some like waterbreathing or low light vision, but I would be cool with it providing other benefits such as specialized magic proficiency and/or strength or skill/combat expertise. Something to feel a bit more ascended than just what's listed.
But once again that's just entirely my own fantasies and is no way something I'd say others should accept.

>> No.16782649

>>16782616
Depends what you mean by heartbreak, monsters can still turn a man down even if he really likes them, begging won't overturn their personal preference.

>> No.16782651

>>16782649
>SweatingDragonfags.jpg

>> No.16782654

>>16782547
Why not? I can't fap to smut but I can read for the plot
I honestly don't know you anglofags fap to translated hentai. I'm okay with "impregnate my asspussy" "my hips are moving on their own" in english since I can easily phase it out but when I read it in my language I start laughing or cringing and lose my boner

>> No.16782668

>>16782654
>expecting the plot to be good

>> No.16782681

>>16782651
That's why you gotta beat them until they accept.

>> No.16782686

>>16782654
Honestly, I can't bring myself to read a nice doujin in English. The girl shouting stupid shit about how bad the cum smells and ranting nonsense about her womb puts me off. I'd rather just enjoy the pictures while they speak in runes.
Some femdom doujins can have some hot lines in them though, I always read those translated.

>> No.16782700

>>16782681
But doesn't dedication to showing her affection also work?

>> No.16782703

>>16782681
Can I beat a dragon in rhythm games

>> No.16782705

>>16782681
out with this shit

>> No.16782707

>>16782651
Dragonfags stand no chance.

>> No.16782711

>>16782649
I bet a Holst wouldn't turn down me!

>> No.16782713

>>16782643
Don't worry man. It sure sounds cool! You're not forcing it on anyone.

>> No.16782726

>>16782651
I have to admit, the potential of being turned down makes getting a monster girl waifu that much sweater and a cruel girl like a Manticore would probably fuck with your head even if she planned on accepting.

>> No.16782727

>>16782700
Yep, it does. If they like a strong man you can cling to them and beg for training and they end up falling in love with you on the way.

>>16782703
It's an option.

>> No.16782731

>>16782404
What the fuck is HFY?

>> No.16782735

>>16782726
>Manticore
>cruel
Shit fantasy

>> No.16782738

>>16782731
A meme word anons like to use

>> No.16782744

>>16782731
Anything that triggers sunshine&rainbows- or corruptionfags

>> No.16782748

>>16782726
>a cruel girl like a Manticore would probably fuck with your head even if she planned on accepting.
Monster girls that act like 3DPD women deserve a severe beating.

>> No.16782751

>>16782731
what /pol/ would be if monstergirls came here.

>> No.16782752

>>16782731
Used for the insufferable grimdark roleplayers from the threads past and present.

>> No.16782753

>>16782735
Are you implying that Manticores aren't cruel?

>> No.16782754

>>16782727
> If they like a strong man you can cling to them and beg for training and they end up falling in love with you on the way.

Sounds good to me. I'll beg that Dragon!

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I didn't get the joke.

>> No.16782757

>>16782748
What kind of "head fucking" are we talking about?

Leading you on and rejecting you? Thats kinda hot

>> No.16782759

>>16782731
"Humanity fuck yeah"

Usually applied to stories which were made to masturbate over how superior humans are in a power fantasy kind of way, think of garbage like GATE or MGU stories.

>> No.16782764

>>16782753
Of course not anon, that's just Order propaganda.

>> No.16782766

>>16782754
Just don't look too lame.

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>>16782616
Men would get turned down by the higher tier waifus, so yes. As would impure men by Unicorns comically enough. Not to say men can't turn it around and show them their mettle by becoming whatever they needed to be to garner attention.

Villain MGs, despite being fairly high tier by default, would likely be on the lowest end of the heartbreak spectrum since they'd generally aim for Villain Anons whom are in shorter supply.

Also because they can take what they want since morals are worthless when both sides are evil. Nobody would really care if Apophis The Slutinator forced her will upon Anon The Vile after all. Or vice versa really.

Unfortunately since Eros exists evil MGs probably can't aim for "good" anons at all just as evil Anons likely can't aim for "good" MGs. They are sort of stuck with each other or solitude. Alternatively reform.

Super Villain Anon reforming his ways to waifu a Unicorn when?

>> No.16782773

>>16782731
'Humanity Fuck Yeah'. Here used as a derogatory but elsewhere neutral or positive, it implies an idea or story that places humanity in a super positive light even when compared to alien or monstrous species. Enjoyable in some settings and contexts, insufferable in others.

>> No.16782774

>>16782755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5njbjnQG_U

>> No.16782777

>>16782766
I'll try. But how do I not come out as too lame?

>> No.16782783

>Monster girls can corrupt a human man into liking her even when he's not into her
>MGs have preferences and don't go after certain men. No exception.

This doesn't seem fair. It's kinda mean.

>> No.16782790

>>16782783
>Expecting MGE to be fair

>> No.16782791

>>16782783
It's almost like they're more than just moeblobs in cosplay and are actually monstrous in at least some ways

>> No.16782794

>>16782777
Just keep a straight and determined face. Set your aims high and show that you will do it.

Congratulations, soon you'll have a waifu. Though if you looked lame you would probably end the same way.

>> No.16782796

>>16782791
That's just being a cunt, though.

>> No.16782799

>>16782783
>corrupt a human man into liking her
that's not how that works

>> No.16782800

>>16782783
It's fair.
>Monster girls can corrupt a human man into liking her even when he's not into her
KC has stated that if a man absolutely without a doubt doesn't want that girl then she will understand and leave him alone.
>MGs have preferences and don't go after certain men. No exception.
There's general preferences within a race but individuals in that race have their own preferences too. For example "lizards like strong guys" is just a generalization like "guys like big boobs." There's some lizards out there who might like weaker guys just as some men like smaller breasts.

>> No.16782801

>>16782783
That's one of the things I've headcanoned out, mostly because otherwise I'd never meet my waifu.

>> No.16782804

>>16782791
Maybe people are wrong about the demonlord. She isn't all loving if she lets this kind of unfairness happen.

And anyway, how is having preferences monsterous? I'm not saying that an MG corrupting a man into liking her is bad, it's just hypocritical when they don't like certain men and refuse to give them even a chance.

>> No.16782810

>>16782800
>There's general preferences within a race but individuals in that race have their own preferences too.

I wonder what they'd be for races where it's not specified. Do Xfags even stand a chance?

>> No.16782813

>>16782804
>Maybe people are wrong about the demonlord. She isn't all loving if she lets this kind of unfairness happen.
I don't know why you sound so surprised, that should've been clear from how she lets Matangos, Ropers and Parasite Slimes exist.

>> No.16782818

>>16782813
Don't forget the tentacle forest.

>> No.16782819

>>16782810
Not really. No one stands a chance if they just give in to the monster pussy. That's why you gotta punch monsters you don't like, it's just self defense after all.

>> No.16782827

>>16782804
>implying it has anything to do with the DL
Does the president personally go out and give a talking to to everyone who does something mean?

>> No.16782830

>>16782813
This is why all males deserve and MG wife.

No man is to be left a virgin. That's the demon lords guarantee!

>> No.16782832

>>16782810
To clear that up, there's only for races where a general preference is stated. A lot of them don't even have one and leave it up to the reader or writers of each story to flesh out each individual girl's taste.

>> No.16782834

>>16782813
>lets genocide these races cause they make humans feel uncomfortable

>> No.16782837

>>16782827
The president =/= demon lord

>> No.16782845

>>16782819
I don't want to punch an MG. That sounds mean, maybe I'd just ask them nicely and offer them the address of another lonely male since I'm already looking for someone?

>> No.16782848

>>16782830
Except for the men that can't even love themselves. She's not a miracle worker.

>> No.16782850

>>16782832
This, few races even list a preference
Why do people always grasp so hard for straws to say 'see Monsters are terrible'
I sincerely don't get why you'd come to the Monstergirl thread to just put down Monstergirls

>> No.16782854

>>16782834
Literally nothing wrong with this.

>> No.16782855

>>16782848
Pretty sure there's a flayer out there who thinks anon's despair is delicious.

>> No.16782858

>>16782845
Good luck getting a random waifu then. Even if you don't like her that much, time together will fix things up.

>> No.16782859

>>16782827
The president doesn't have a backdoor to the brain of everyone in the country, even though NSA is probably trying their best to fix that.

>> No.16782862

>>16782855
That's wrong.

>> No.16782865

>>16782850
That's a pretty big assumption. I don't dislike monster girls, I love them. Picking at a plot point when you want to get other anon's input on it isn't "hating monster girls".

I'm not starting a huge autistic argument about it.

>> No.16782868

>>16782862
Sadism is not wrong.

>> No.16782869

>>16782858
But I have someone waiting for me. So I'd just really not want to be with her, and I'm sure she'd understand.

>> No.16782872

Lotta snark and sourcebendin' these past few days.

>> No.16782880

>>16782872
Been pretty frustrating, yeah.

>> No.16782881

>>16782872
We need more MG sex talk to better the mood.

Gonna lick a lolinubis tight tummy when she orders me to!

>> No.16782882

>>16782869
You do know that if you looked at a monster girl, said "I already have a waifu!" and she didn't notice a scent on you she would most likely say "Yes, and that waifu is me.", right?

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>>16782810
That's why you join The Order and get training and maybe a blessing or two to stand up against all kinds of monsters. Then you just go around fighting them off until you come across the one you want, and settle down.

Now hold on just a minute. Is this the reason why The Order still exists at all, even though one single lilim could crash Lescatie with no survivors? To have at least a few people be strong enough to actually reach the high-tier monsters? Surely a high-tier monster would find it difficult to find anything if slimes and the like catch everything within a 1000km radius, so she'd benefit from The Order training their guys to not get beaten by the first thing that sees him.

>> No.16782884

>>16782868
Monster girls wouldn't take advantage of a man with emotional pain like that.

>> No.16782889

>>16782872
It's all just so tiresome
You explain and try to help out people that have misconceptions or haven't read the guides, the next day either entirely new people or maybe even the same come in making the exact same misconceptions

>> No.16782892

>>16782755
That expression makes my dick stand up.

>> No.16782895

>>16782883
I said it in the past and I'll say it again. Getting some blessings, training as a human and then getting the stat boost from becoming an incubus is the best way to go.

>> No.16782896

>>16782883
That's pretty much my plan; join the Order, train, avoid mgs, find vampire, submit to vampire.

>> No.16782899

>>16782889
I was just saying something small and stupid. I'm not trying to revert to the arguments that were had in the last thread.

Sorry.

>> No.16782902

>>16782883
I won't lie, I've considered it and am okay with the idea

t. Baroness Demonfag

>> No.16782903

>>16782881
Little girl tummies are wonderful anon! My daughteru loves her bellyrubs, and lucky for her i'd never be able to resist massaging and groping and kissing her soft, barely poochy belly.

>> No.16782908

>>16782882
Then what should I do then? Try to run?

>> No.16782909

>>16782872
>tfw there are still people that treat Undead as unfuckable rotting corpses and Automatons as literal soulless robots

>> No.16782910

>>16782908
That or you could beat her.

>> No.16782911

>>16782883
Not really my cup of tea. I'd just show them I'm really not interested and I have a girl to get to.

>> No.16782914

>>16782899
It's not entirely your fault, but I'm just starting to wonder if it's really all that worth it even trying to give corrections and point out sources if people just choose to ignore them
Genuine ignorance is one thing but willful ignorance is another

>> No.16782915

>>16782883
Imagine how many lower tier monsters those high tier heroes have put six feet under to grind all that xp, I don't think she's letting the Order exist on purpose.

>> No.16782917

I want a Cheshire with a refined English Accent.

>> No.16782920

>>16782917
No, you'll get a Chechire with a thick cockney accent and you're gonna be fuckin happy about it.

>> No.16782921

>>16782903
My daughteru's tummies are for raspberries and my waifu's tummy is for kissing, massaging and worshiping, no matter the form she's in.

Although worshiping a young belly sounds amazing. I don't know how I'd be able to control myself while my waifu would be laying down on the bed while I give her tummy special attention.

>> No.16782923

>>16782915
I wouldn't really kill the monsters, just put them down and shoo them away with a nice and big scare. If I wasn't being watched that is.

>> No.16782924

>>16778559
Firstly, being hog-tied isn't pleasurable in the slightest for a human body. Secondly, far too full of self-loathing and hatred to actually get back into writing.

>> No.16782927

>>16782924
Glad you weren't actually arrested.

>> No.16782928

>>16782914
I don't choose to ignore it. I just genuinely didn't know and just perceived it as that. Guess I know now though.

>> No.16782929

>>16782920
But I want her to be classy, and have drills!

>> No.16782931

>>16782909
From what I remember, undead are living girls made using a corpse for the body and have full bodily functions with the exception of being cold while automatons are robots but monsterized to have soft parts and emotions even if they don't show on the outside.

How did I do? Tried to go from memory without looking at the profiles.

>> No.16782937

>>16782910
Hitting just sounds mean though. I'd try to avoid that at all costs but then again I'd try to avoid other MGs at all costs before I meet the girl I'm trying to meet.

>> No.16782936

>>16782928
No I know. it's a problem bigger than just one person. Don't worry about it.

>> No.16782940

>>16782931
Here is what you need to understand, anon. The only difference between undead and the living is that the undead are cold and immortal and robots are normal girls with programs.

>> No.16782947

>>16782915
>how many lower tier monsters those high tier heroes have put six feet
The main cause for defeat for heroes is said to be them being unwilling to kill monsters at all. They could've beaten up a monster and have it writhing on the ground, but when they have to bring their sword down, the hero hesitates and the monster uses the chance.

So, not really. The Order is too humane to be competent, funnily enough. Plus xp doesn't need to be brought by actual death, just by defeat. Haven't you ever gone through an obligatory fight where the opponent runs and yet you still get xp?

>> No.16782950
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Spiders!

>> No.16782953

>>16782950
Punch 'em!

>> No.16782955

>>16782921
>Although worshiping a young belly sounds amazing.
Indeed! my daughteru also loves to be tickled on her tummy, but that's a bit of a different story.

My waifu would love bellyrubs as much as my daughteru would, but she'd be too embarrassed to admit she likes such a puppy-ish thing. That's why I'd have to be a little more proactive with her, something like crawling up under the covers and kissing her tummy relentlessly so she has no chance to protest. Her tummy is softer and squishier than our daughteru's, so I could really get some nice whines and whimpers out of her with massages and pinching.

What about your waifu anon, how does she like you to worship her tummy?

>> No.16782959

>>16782937
Depending on the girl beating them is unavoidable. And they are trying to rape you for gods sake, just beat them a bit to calm them down.

>> No.16782962

>>16782940
Automatons have "Central Circuits" which are like their souls I guess.

>> No.16782963

>>16782940
>robots are normal girls with programs.
As normal as a mechanical golem made from ancient tech can be anyway.

>> No.16782965

>>16782953
I doubt punching an Ushi-oni will stop her.

>> No.16782966

>>16782953
Now ain't that a blast from the past. To play the shitty games that suck ass.

>> No.16782967

>>16782937
One thing people gotta remember is that the in universe Encyclopedia isn't a shopping catalogue, it's a warning/survival manual. It's not written for people to help them pick out their favorite. Ergo the setting as a whole carries that kind of atmosphere and sentiment: men aren't expected to be going out and searching for monsters to marry, they're expected to be jumped/raped/seduced by them
As a reader it's important to bear this in mind. The men of the MGE world don't have waifus. And the MGs know this. Who knows, maybe if you really did say 'I really want to find and marry a X!' the MG assaulting you might be so taken aback that they consider letting you go. Perhaps in exchange for your helping them find another man, but still. I can potentially see it as a possibility given the context.

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>>16782950
Ushis are rapists but they're soft and cuddly looking rapists. Hugging one in the afterglow would be comfy.

>> No.16782984

>>16782967
It does say many Monstergirls love stories of star crossed lovers beating the odds to make love and be together (World guide II, on plays and entertainment)

>> No.16782985

>>16782955
I think my waifu would underestimate how well I'd worship it, and that's what I'd want. I'd love to hear her little gasps as I run my tongue from her belly button to her flat chest. I'd rub oils and lotions into that fine belly, I'd suckle on her belly button and kiss her navel while looking up at her.

The best part would be when her belly paint starts to rub off and I'd apply an extra coat of paint with the brush. A very intimate and passionate experience we'd do almost every morning. The same brush I'd use to tickle and tease her belly. Wetting the brush in warm water and then running it all over her tummy, twisting it in her belly button aswell.

It's hard to put into words how much I want to dedicate worship and time to pampering my waifu's belly. It's a whole other story when she would be in her taller and more athletic form.

>> No.16782991

>>16782984
>>16782967
Well if canonically I can't justify it. I'll just play the waifu card. It's a shame aswell since I like to stay as canon as possible.

>> No.16782998

>>16782947
>implying all human champions trained by a fundamentalist religious order are shonen anime protagonists

>> No.16783004

>>16782985
That really does sound lovely anon, especially the brush play. The fact that you'd help her put on her markings every day is really cute too.

My waifu and daughteru and I wouldn't do anything very sophisticated most of the time, other than my daughteru's bedtime bellyrub and then maybe one for my waifu too. That being said, they both absolutely love it when I spoon them from behind and gently touch and squeeze their tummies. They'd feel really safe and comfy with me cradling them with my body from behind while protecting their soft, sensitive bellies with my hands!

>> No.16783006

>>16782998
>He forgets this is about MGE of all things

>> No.16783014

>>16782967
I wish there were more tip on beating monsters around the encyclopedia. I know it's not for that, but I love it when they add the monster's weakspots or so.

>> No.16783016

If Automatons don't age does that mean you, as her husband, become immortal or you just die at 80 and she keeps living forever and alone?

Also if she's not really alive/have no soul that means no afterlife for her which means once you die you two won't see each other ever again.

She can't also have kids, right? No maternal instincts either.

>> No.16783021

>>16782985
Just a question, would your waifu have the "! !" marks like in her profile, or would it be something different? Would it change with her duties or during holidays and festivals?

>> No.16783029

>>16783016
She takes her seat on the stump of suffering until a traveler walks by.

>> No.16783032

>>16782985
I want to nip and suck at my Lady's tummy while she bites her lip and slowly starts forcing my head further and further down. I want to feel her subtly shift her posture and leg position as she slyly pushes my head towards her warm snatch and runs a nail under her panties to help me pull them off with my teeth. I want to feel that pregnant moment of anticipation as she looks down with seductive glee in her hellish eyes as she ever so slightly tries to pull my head forward to bring my mouth to her waiting lower lips, then hear her gasp in a release of pent up ecstasy as I finally run my tongue along and into her dripping folds.
Cue the brimstone fireworks!

>> No.16783035

>>16783016
The moment you die she siezes to function. Then something like a machine gods sends her to heaven and you enjoy the afterlife.

>> No.16783037

>>16783035
>Implying she wouldn't just find a different man

>> No.16783038

>>16783035
Headcanon or Canon

>> No.16783039

>>16783035
So like that one doujin.

>> No.16783041

Friendly reminder to have LOTS of sex with your waifu while she is pregnant. The best way to ensure that your unborn baby daughteru comes out healthy and strong is by regularly basting her in your cum.

>> No.16783043

>>16783041
KDF is going too fucking far now

>> No.16783044

>>16783041
Awww right

>> No.16783046

>>16783038
Headcanon of course, but it's a good end so it might happen.

>>16783037
>She finds another man and asks him to show where the nearest lich is
>With the lich help she brings you back
I can see this happening too.

>> No.16783048

>>16783032
Rare demon-baroness sex-post

How does sex work with her being so big anyway?

>> No.16783052

>>16783041
I don't enjoy pregnant sext that much, but I would do it for her.

>> No.16783053

>>16783043
That's not even me anon, please.

I don't know how I feel about pregnant sex, I'd be way too scared of hurting the baby even though it'd probably be fine especially with monstergirls.

>> No.16783055

>>16783037
This. It's not like they really care about you

>> No.16783057

>>16783046
Liches can only do that if they get to you right after you died. After that she can't do anything.

>> No.16783058

>>16782883

Yes, this is exactly why the order exists but few people know about it and even less actively speak of it. It is one of the primary methods of preserving some human settlements and populations. By acting as a sort of training ground/prep school for higher quality husbands these places are granted relative immunity from rampant monster attacks. Some particularly wealthy Mamono even take an proactive part in this process and actively collude with Order officials. They pick out knight recruits or academagia freshmen from the roster like a shopping catalog and secretly influence the man's life to subtly drive him down a path in his training and education that will result an ideal husband for them. Then when his training is complete, a relatively simple escort assignment for some poor trader "unexpectedly" falls prey to a disproportionate monster force. From there the man is hand delivered to his new wife's estate for breeding.
Join the Order today!

>> No.16783062

>>16783057
Wait, really? That's good to hear.

>> No.16783065

>>16783062
How is that good?

>> No.16783068

>>16783048
I'm pretty big myself too (obligatory heyo) so it's not that difficult, but what's more for certain positions she can polymorph herself to slightly shorter heights to make ends meet. She's an accomplished temptress with high magical power who regularly changes even her skin color on a whim to suit her mood in a day, so I don't imagine that ability to be too far fetched or unrealistic considering polymorph gets referenced a lot in the Guides.

>> No.16783070

>>16783058
You know what would be fucked up? If the little cunt backstabbed the order instead of just settling down with his waifu.
I approve of using them as training, but I think being that much of a traitor is shitty.

>> No.16783078

>>16783004
Soft belly fondling is where it's at my man. I bet your daughteru would love it when you'd hold her tummy at night while spooning her. I bet her tail would even start thumping a bit.

>>16783021
I never really thought about it. But I'd imagine (from what we know of Anubi) it would stay the same. Although having different symbols on her belly for different occasions would be fantastic! I can just imagine the different kinds of patterns and symbols she'd want me to paint on, so it sounds like a good idea anon.

>>16783032
Having a waifu who's hungry for more after belly worshiping is what I love, especially when you look her in the eyes as she keeps your head held there with her hands and legs. Her little moans and gasps shows you're doing it right.

It's one of the pleasures I'd enjoy with my waifu.

>> No.16783084

>>16783065
Makes them less stupid.

>> No.16783091

>>16783037
>>16783055
>>16783057
Automatons confirmed for cheating sluts

>> No.16783097

>>16783084
What?

>> No.16783101

>>16783078
You got me thinking about looking up and seeing her pleading with those red-on-blacks for me to keep going now. Patrician stuff right there. Now, do you tease and feign ignorance at that point to get the anticipation dripping or do you dive right in?

>> No.16783104

>>16783091
Fuck off

>> No.16783105

>>16783078
>I bet her tail would even start thumping a bit.
Oh, most definitely! It would be only soft wagging as her tail would be sandwiched between me and her, but the gentle, happy thump there between us would be delightful.

>> No.16783108

>>16783091
Don't forget Minotaurs.

>> No.16783120

>>16783101
>tease and feign ignorance at that point to get the anticipation dripping

Sounds like the most favourable option just to keep that teasing going but I just couldn't resist on diving in. Depends on what she'd order me to do, but now I think about it she'd probably want me to dive in aswell.

>>16783105
Sounds cute! This is why wan daughterus deserve all the belly rubs

>> No.16783127

>>16783078
Ah alright, I was curious on your thoughts on that. I've always imagined my waifu with "⸮ ?" marks instead, but that's just me.

>> No.16783132

>>16783120
>This is why wan daughterus deserve all the belly rubs
Correct.

>> No.16783133

>>16783108
And atleast one Lilim.

>> No.16783143

>>16783127
Oh no no anon there's nothing wrong with it. I think it's a really cute idea and add a lot of uniqueness to individual Anubis. And your waifu's symbols sound interesting, and I imagine they'd look it aswell. Would really make her special.

I'm too uncreative to think of a unique symbol for my waifu. But I hope she's ok with just the regular ones, although if she ever asked me to draw her a different symbol I'd be more than happy to. Anything for her.

>> No.16783151

Spanking Kikis and calling them bad maids.

>> No.16783154

>>16783120
Ah man, you gotta show that bit of restraint to get her nice and edged. She'll be happy if you dive right in, she'll be ahegaoing and screaming in bliss if you delay on her wishes and just tease her entrance with cool breath and gentle kisses and pecks along the edges.
Sometimes disobeying is really a form of obeying twice as well. Least that's how I see it with my Lady.

>> No.16783158

>>16783151
Suplexing kikis and showing them how to clean the house.

>> No.16783159

>>16783133
You mean two.

And Kejourous.

>> No.16783160

>>16783151
Bad maids get no sex.

>> No.16783161

>>16783158
I don't see how suplexing them will make them clean better.

>> No.16783162

>>16783151
Kuu kiki acting cold to you and insulting you.

But still giving you a lap pillow and cleaning your ears.

>> No.16783163

>>16783161
Usually a suplex leads to a pin attempt.

Anything to savor the sensation of getting pinned by mastah

>> No.16783164

>>16783161
She'll get up with her fighting spirit going and then you wrestle her. Not wrestle sex by the way.

>> No.16783167

>>16783143
I think the exclamation points work well for your waifu due to her job as a guard. I've always sort of had something silly in my setting, where the markings on the girls vary on their nature's and jobs, so a guard or soldier would have "!", teachers or intellectuals would have "?", and so on and so forth. Just a fun thing to think about, I suppose.

>> No.16783168

>>16783167
That's pretty cute.

>> No.16783169

>>16783162
Hopefully her master doesn't take those insults too personally or else she's going to be in for a big surprise.

>> No.16783170

>>16783162
I want a chubby, kuu kiki maid.
She'd need a himecut and glasses.

>> No.16783171

>>16783154
>Sometimes disobeying is really a form of obeying twice as well.

You make a fair point anon. Maybe she's just trying to tell me to tease her even more? I'd tease the hell out of her pussy, I'd make her feel pleasures she didn't even know were possible!

Going to wet up her pussy and blow cold air on it, I'm going to kiss her clit and lap up her juices. I want to make my waifu Ahego and feel pure bliss.

Although she'd still probably need to tell me what to do because I don't know how to tease her. Or atleast I don't think I do.

>> No.16783178

>>16783169
They're just little biting remarks.

Think Ram from Re:Zero.
>>16783170
Interesting combination.

>> No.16783181

>>16783151
>THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

>> No.16783183

>>16783178
Yep.
She'd dress professionally, be a hard worker, and would be slightly ruffled when I rewarded her with a kiss on the cheek when I got back from work.

Goes without saying that she'd be a good cook.

>> No.16783184

>>16783178
Well depending on how often she says these remarks and if the master has something like depression those comments could seem worse than they are.

>> No.16783189

>>16783167
That really is a good idea. And it sounds like something Anubi would do. And I do think exclamation point would fit her quite nicely.

That's actually a really nice idea man, I'm jealous!

>> No.16783193

>>16782927
Ugh, what?

>> No.16783205

>>16783171
Soft, small movements with just a little bit of pressure right on the edges of where she knows she wants it, that's the general guidelines to build off of. That's the ticket! You'll be a Casanova yet if you keep at it mane.

>> No.16783219

>>16783205
Sounds really lewd and I'd give it a try.

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>>16783181
That's the tricky thing about masochistic kikis: you wanna punish her for being a naughty little maso-slut, but that's just feeding the flame. I bet she messes up on purpose.
>"Oh my, I seem to have stumbled into Master. I apologize for my uselessly large breasts throwing off my balance and making me knock into you. Perhaps I need to be taught a lesson about keeping my slutty tit-flesh under control~"

>> No.16783225

>>16783189
It's always fun to dream up little details like that, it makes it feel more real and relatable to me. I've thought of so many small things like that it's not even funny.

>> No.16783232

>>16783222
T-This maid is too lewd!

>> No.16783233

>>16783184
She'll be genuinely kind of he seems hurt by them.

>> No.16783234

>>16782924
fuck off shoggy

>> No.16783235

>>16783151
Could kikis be bar maids?

>> No.16783237

>>16783222
Call me unimaginative for not coming up with something witty, but I'd tear open her blouse and fuck those heaving milk bags until they were completely covered in thick goopy baby batter.
THEN Id force her to close her blouse without cleaning any of it off so she has to feel all that slimy mess go cold and stick to her shirt from within as she goes about her day.

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>>16783222
I'd giver her a lactation potion in no time flat.

>> No.16783248

>>16783235
Yes. Some Kikis are even hired off the streets due to their professionalism.

>> No.16783249

>>16783225
It sounds admirable and cute having those little details on your waifu anon. Makes her feel more unique I imagine? That's always a good thing.

>> No.16783250

>>16783237
>when she takes it off at the end of the day it's all caked on her tits and shirt
Not sure if hot or disgusting.

>> No.16783251

>>16783222
It's my fault for not looking where I was going.

>> No.16783252

>>16783247
Same.

I don't care if she's a tomboy, serious, tsun, or dere dere.

I want a big breasted, milky kiki maid!

>> No.16783258

>>16783250
Who said she gets to take it off at the end of the day? Before bed I'd do the exact same thing before closing her blouse again and making her sleep in it. Then repeat the next day.

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>>16782976
I want an ushi-oni to screw me nonstop for days on end. Even after I pass out from exhaustion, I want her to keep going, and even if I plead for her to stop, I want her to keep going. I would hide her seal that she wears, so that she would have no choice but to do do.

>> No.16783260

>>16783222
I want to have a little bell that I can ring, and my big-breasted Kiki maid will come and give me clothed paizuri.

>> No.16783266

>>16783249
I suppose it makes her unique, but I mostly do it out of my love for world building. Being able to surround her with a setting that I've put some time into makes things more real like I've said.

>> No.16783269

>>16783260
Does she have a fruity British accent and comment politely on how 'that load was quite larger than the last, sir"?

>> No.16783271

>>16783269
Of course, very professional about it, highly skilled in both cleaning, cooking and sexual acts.

>> No.16783279

>>16783266
It sounds great that you're doing that to your setting, makes it more interesting and a better place to live in.

>> No.16783283

>>16783269
>a fruity British accent and comment politely on how 'that load was quite larger than the last, sir"?

That's really sexy.

>> No.16783295

>>16783247
>>16783252
Careful, she might think you're getting her ready for something
>order your kiki to drink a lactation potion and safety proof the house while you go out shopping for some "special furniture and clothes," and that she's to meet you in your room tonight
>you come home later that evening and find her on your bed, furiously masturbating as she moans about how master is gonna put a baby in her

>> No.16783296

>>16783271
>"Here you are, sir; a perfect compliment to accompany your roasted duck, aged to perfection. If I may?"
>Pours your wine and sets the bottle aside
>"Now, will the good sir be taking his oral servicing during dinner or in the shower this evening?"
>Lets start with dinner and see if I'm roused for seconds later
>"Heavens! But of course, sir. Enjoy your meal as I shall enjoy mine, if it please you."
>commences an absolutely masterful blowjob with expertise and refinement as you eat your dinner, her head dutifully bobbing between your legs under the table as lewd sucking and sloppy yet practiced, pleasing slurps ring out

>> No.16783300

Would spilling wine on a carpet makes your meidos mad?

>> No.16783303

>>16783296
Now that's good service.

Top quality maid.

>> No.16783308

>>16783296
I bet she's so professional she doesn't spill a single drop and gulps it all down dutifully.

>> No.16783309

>>16783300
They would forgive you, but do it too much and they'll shove your head down and tell you to lick it.

>> No.16783311

>>16783295
But has she safety proofed the room and drunk the potion?

>> No.16783312

>>16783296
I feel like she needs to have glasses.

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>>16783296
She's going to get her tail combed, breasts milked, and womb swollen with semen as a reward.

>> No.16783323

>>16783296
>Start assfucking her against the window in the living room
>"Aha! S-sir, perish the thought... of denying your right as lord... unf, but if it please you might we switch to a window I haven't just finished cleaning?"

>> No.16783334

>>16783296
I imagine her as the head maid that teaches other kikis how to properly service their master
>"Pay attention, now. When pleasuring the young Master with your cleavage, you must make sure to undo two buttons on your blouse, like so. The young Master is quite well-endowed, so one button will not open a sufficient hole."

>> No.16783341

>>16783303
>>16783308
>>16783321
>>16783312
>"Oh sir, heavens, 'tis simply a fulfillment of my duty as your maid~"
>Adjusts her glasses with a haughty puff of air, but then suddenly lets out the tiniest of urp's as she finishes wiping her lips with a handkerchief
>"I- I beg your pardon, sir, how quite uncouth of me, a terrible blunder, a thousand apologies!"
>bows quickly, face red as a drunken Oni

>> No.16783343

>>16783334
Hnng
This maid is perfect

>> No.16783346

>>16783321
That would be nice.
I'd personally plug my kiki up after filling her to the brim each morning following the use of a sticky mushroom and some manticore venom.

It's always good to leave the maid full before you go to work.

>> No.16783352

>>16783341
She's getting headpats.

>> No.16783356

>>16783321
As deserved by the master's most dutiful maid. But how do you convince her to allow you to spoil her so?

>> No.16783371

>>16783334
>Walks by as a younger maid is trying to service master
>"No, no, no, dear, you've completely lost the rhythm! Here, we shall do it together."
>she kneels down and symmetrical docks the lesser maid and guides her through giving you a double paizuri with her

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There's a certain level of torment when the page is blank and the words won't come out.

>> No.16783397
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I was wondering how a yandere golem would work

>> No.16783402

>>16783393
>FB_IMG

>> No.16783410

>>16783393
2B makes my dick hard.

>> No.16783424

I want to save Cerea from EMG

>> No.16783425

>>16783393
>You will never be femdommed by 2B

>> No.16783426

>>16783397
However you want it to, it's not like MGT has really high standards for much of anything outside of an understandable disdain for /d/, /u/, and furries.

>> No.16783431

>>16783397
They carve your name on their arm and dutifully follow you all the way to the ends of the earth.
It really doesn't look that much different than regular love apart from the internal obsession.

>> No.16783433

>>16783424
The only EMG girls that deserve to be saved that it are Lala and Zombina. Everyone else is shite.

>> No.16783435

>>16783424
You can't. It already runs in her blood.

>> No.16783447

>>16783397
>Master, I have noticed that you do not seem happy with your current work.
>As such, I have uncovered an algorithm for alchemically transmuting gold.
>Such an action will require much fuel.
>As such, I have informed your place of employ that you no longer work there and slipped a fuel enhancer in your food.
>Refueling will begin momentarily and end when I am full enough to keep you from leaving for work.
>The kitsune seemed surprised, I informed her of what would pass should she interrupt us.

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>>16782915
>tfw I would beat the tar out of monsters who rape, do unruly things, kidnap ect
>Tell them to shore up their bad behavior or I'm going to come back and either kill them or take something else of equal value away

Perhaps I'm not clear enough.

Imagine if the Lamia tribe, led by twins, were snatching up villagers and travelers for rape orgies. I go in, beat some ass with demon silver weaponry, release the men, and tell them to fix their fucking bullshit or I'm coming back with real consequences.

So if they don't, I come back, and slaughter one of the Lamia Twin leaders or all of their subordinates.

Then I let them go, so they can carry that weight. Repeat as necessary.

Live by the law of the lands and stop being animals.

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>>16783433
I want to save Lala from mediocrity!

>> No.16783470

>>16783466
Lala is not mediocre, she is the best girl.

>> No.16783475

>>16783464
So you would deny monster girls the only chance they had to get a husband?

>> No.16783477

>>16783464
>telling a monster to stop raping and spreading corruption
I'm sure they'll obey that.

>> No.16783481

>>16783475
They need to git gud and learn how to seduce.

>> No.16783480

>>16783464
How do I get to be as cool and badass and not-autistic as you, edge-chan

>> No.16783486

>>16783481
I think you're in the wrong place.

>> No.16783485

>>16783465
Oh dear

>> No.16783487

>>16783464
This is the correct option!

>>16783475
>>16783477
>>16783480
These are not the correct options!

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>>16783485
Based on Z-tons art.

>> No.16783491

>>16783464
>3 hours old reply just to say 'guess what guys I'm a real tough guy that would totally beat the shit out of Monstergirls, heh, let's see how they like that'
Do we have the green light to report these yet or what

>> No.16783495

>>16783490
There goes the potential it had.

>> No.16783496

>>16783486
>Not wanting to be seduced by your waifu
But yea, I other post was edgy as hell.

>> No.16783498

>>16783490
>Cerea
YESS
>Z-ton
Life is pain

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>>16783495
It looks ok.

Still in rough proto stage though, it's a big print though.

>> No.16783500

>>16783490
Why do you lie like that?

>> No.16783502

>>16783464
This has to be a false flag
There's no way even the usual Orderposters would be this overtly over the top edgy

>> No.16783506

>>16783496
The only monster girls that don't rape are losers that should be sent to reeducation camps.

>> No.16783515
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>>16783464
>I go in, beat some ass with demon silver weaponry, release the men, and tell them to fix their fucking bullshit or I'm coming back with real consequences

My fucking sides, holy shit

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>>16783464
This nigga.

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>>16783475
>Allowing Kidnapping and Rape to happen

They are welcome to pursue mates the normal way, via courtship and the like.

>>16783480
>>16783491
>>16783502
>Stop people from breaking the law
>Rescue the victims
>Offer forgiveness and opportunity for perpetrators to reform their ways
>Swift and brutal retribution for disregarding said opportunity is somehow "bad"

What would you do? Ask the kidnappers to let them go nicely and then do nothing when they don't?

If I'm so edgy, why would I offer them a chance to be good instead of slaughtering them on the spot? Or using demon silver at all?

I'm literally letting a rapist / kidnapper off the hook and offering them a chance to redeem themselves with a promise of retribution if they don't.

Quit being spineless, if this was human on human rape and I offered them a chance to reform in the same way you'd say I was being too soft.

It's like nobody here has a heart of justice or compassion for victims.

>> No.16783532

>>16783464
Killing is a bit too much, don't you think? Just put chastity belts on them. Though the Order would need people like you to pregress.

>> No.16783533

>>16783525
Aww you were moderately convincing the first time too

>> No.16783535

>>16783525
An HFY rolepayer, wew.

>> No.16783536

>>16783525
Stop fucking falseflagging demonfag

>> No.16783539

>>16783536
Swear on the Lady it ain't me!

>> No.16783540

>>16783536
>Demonfag shitposts as an Orderfag to push his corruption agenda
This is some 4d chess bullshit.

>> No.16783542

>>16783464
What would really end up happening:
>go to beat up monsters who rape, do unruly things, kidnap, etc.
>proceed to get your ass handed to you tenfold
>end up getting becoming a monster's sex slave and eventually husband
>any feeling you had about monsters who rape, do unruly things, kidnap, etc. is gone
>continue to live life as a normal incubus

>> No.16783545

>>16783431
>>16783397
>You were with 'Her' again, weren't you.
>Did you not craft me yourself from the mud and clay?
>Did you not call me your 'magnum opus'? All I have ever wanted was your love, Master.
>But I've been made to wait for so long, oh so long.
>Don't worry, you're not as spry as you used to be. I can see the age creeping into your body.
>I will use my magics, and my heart to make you youthful again. I just want to see the young Master who sculpted me with such love again.
>There's no point in hiding, after all.
>I know you better than you know yourself.
>I love you. You understand that, don't you?
>I love you more than anything.
>My dearest Pygmalion.

Now all we need is ELH delivering on Khornette snu-snu on /qst/

>> No.16783547

>>16783540
That's how falseflagging works, and it worked pretty well.

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>>16783540
Cmon, not even I'm that autistic!
I'm on my phone right now, I couldn't name my images like his.

>> No.16783551

>>16783549
Demons are liars and manipulators, why would I trust a man that likes them?

>> No.16783553

>>16783549
>>16783551
Alright, that one minute difference has got to be on purpose.

I want to believe.

>> No.16783557 [DELETED] 

The best way to teach monster girls that kidnapping men and raping them is to beat them with a stick. No monster girl can defeat the stick.

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>>16783551
Oh come the fuck on. Was I not saying earlier in the thread how I didn't mind people that didn't like druella and Incubization and stuff? Why would I take time out of work to go to all that autism?
>>16783553
You've gotta be kidding me, mane

>> No.16783564

The best way to teach monster girls that kidnapping and raping a man is bad is to hit them with a stick. No monster girl can defeat the stick.

No bullying please.

>> No.16783567

>>16783560
Because you're a Demonfag, you're as untrustworthy as your wife's species.

>> No.16783569

>>16783560
That right there is the best piece of demon everything in my opinion. Just everything about that picture makes my slumbering dragon wake up.

>>16783564
I've wacked Liches with stickes already this morning.

>> No.16783570

>>16783560
Mr Demon man, I have a question for someone of your caliber.

How do I reach my waifu when the portal opens without being accosted by MG's who aren't my waifu?

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>>16783533
>>16783535
>>16783536
>These people

No, not people. I don't even know anymore.

What if your demon lord wins, and in her grand design you have an incubus son with your MG waifu.

Then a MG, any one of them, kidnaps your young son away to be her future husband.

Would you be fine with this? Would you accept that happening? Would you let your son be torn away from your family?

If she's stronger than both of you, what then? Just let it happen? Oh well, guess our son is just gone?

Do you or do you not want the equivalent of police? Yes or No.

Because current posting is saying no and that's depressing as fuck.

You're actively advocating for MGE to be a world without righteousness where the strong can do anything they please, kidnap, rape, anything, all without consequence.

>> No.16783572

>>16783570
You wack those sluts.

>> No.16783573

>>16783567
Oh, lay an egg already.

>> No.16783575

>>16783569
That's good, whacking Liches with sticks makes them stop raising the dead and terrorizing people.

>> No.16783576

>>16783564
This is obvious masochist monster falseflagging, I suspect kikis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF7G9UjVi0

>> No.16783579

>>16783573
No, your waifu is bad and so are you.

>> No.16783584

>>16783575
Wacking her with a husband has the same effect, but sure.

>> No.16783585

>>16783525
You're being too soft. Fucking is the only thing MGs know how to do and if you want to stop them from doing it there's only one way, and you better make sure they don't just rise from the dead to fuck again.
And the already incubized or contaminated men need to be purged too, otherwise they're just going to find a human girl to rape with their grotesquely oversized cocks and corrupt them too.

>> No.16783590

>>16783584
I don't think they would appreciate someone using their husband as a melee weapon against them.

>> No.16783591

>>16783584
>Wacking her with a husband
But hitting her with a person would do a lot more damage than a stick.

>> No.16783594

>>16783571
>>16783573
See? Couldn't have been me, that's less than 20 seconds away. Jesus.
>>16783570
I guess that depends on your particular blend of waifuism. I'm of a belief there's some form of cosmic destiny and inter dimensional linkage when it comes to waifus, so the connections that be will find you being brought together.
Beyond that, truthfully, I think in some cases you may have to endure getting jumped and using your wits and strength to survive. Or at the worst endure a rape while channeling all your willpower towards refusing a marriage connection. Then carrying on and resuming your search.
Be smart, get your bearings, don't rush it, and believe your love will win out!

>> No.16783596

>>16783590
Ey no worries about that. Her feeling and things are kept away in her stone so it's all good. I have everything planned out.

>>16783591
Wielding her husband wielding a stick.

>> No.16783602

>>16783596
>Wielding her husband wielding a stick.
Now that just seems impractical.

>> No.16783603

>>16783579
Do you actually dislike demonfag?

>> No.16783606

>>16783594
>Implying anyone is going to trust a phoneposter.

>>16783603
No, I just dislike his ideas.

>> No.16783607

>>16783570
>>16783594
>implying you wouldn't accidentally just wander into a patch of matangos, inhale spores and spend the rest of eternity as a mushroom man in a vegetative state fused into an another mushroom

>> No.16783614

>>16783334
My dick.

>tfw you'll never inherit a mansion from some distant wealthy relative, that comes complete with it's highly-trained Kikimora staff.

>> No.16783616

>>16783602
Not really, it would be like a scythe or something and I would say that I've come to take her soul.
And that's how you beat liches.

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>>16783594
Demonfag, why are they confusing you and me?

What did you even do for Anons to make such a connection?

I'm like a significantly laid back Judge Dredd and you just happen to like Demons a lot.

And I still don't know why all these anons are "fighting back" against the idea of trying to keep the peace in MGE world.

>> No.16783621

KIKI SEASON

>> No.16783623

>>16783606
Listen, I'm sorry if you feel Ive wronged you or something in the past but frankly this is as annoying to me as I'm sure it is to everyone else who has to scroll past it
Can we bury this hatchet and agree to disagree or whatever or will you continue to harass me everytime even the mention of Demons comes up?

>> No.16783625

>>16783616
That's bullying.

>> No.16783627

>>16783606
>No, I just dislike his ideas.
I'm not even part of this stupid RP argument, but this. Corruption is a shitty thing to do to someone, since you're just forcing your will on others. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth and I can only imagine the ego of someone who thinks this is acceptable. Yes I know its part of the setting it doesn't make me hate it any less

>> No.16783632

>>16783625
It's okay. Her husband will comfort her later.

>> No.16783633

>>16783617
>still haven't found it
Literally took me five seconds using image search.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60257867

>> No.16783636

>>16783623
Yes.

>> No.16783637

>>16783617
I don't fuckin know man I'm just here to do recolors write greentexts and have fun talking about fucking Monstergirls so I don't have a fucking aneurysm between clients and have people to chill with when I get home
Fucking hell

>> No.16783640

>>16783621
So do you need to get a license to hire kikis, when is kiki season, and do you hunt the slav lands to get one?

>> No.16783642

>>16783636
Yes what?

>> No.16783643

>>16783627
Then why are you even here?

>> No.16783646

>>16783606
>>16783617
>>16783627
So is masquerading as an HFY shitposter and blaming it on people you don't like the new meme?

>> No.16783647

>>16783637
Whatever, you're officially a bogeyman now like Bourbon and Bollocks, Demonfaggu.

>> No.16783648

>>16783642
Yes.

>> No.16783652

Stop the fighting!
Can't we all just get along?

I mean, I still want to open a dairy farm/prison that has monster girl inmates but that doesn't mean I wouldn't accept women I am not legally responsible for should they turn as a result of the drugs, food, or other inmates.

>> No.16783655

>>16783652
Thugdere Milk huh? You looking for any investors?

>> No.16783658

>>16782635
That will never be me

>> No.16783662

>>16783655
I would welcome it.

All the toughest girls in the land would be incarcerated and given lactation inducing drugs and foods that promote breast growth so that they can better pay back society for their crimes.

>> No.16783663

>>16783647
I can't tell if you're memeing or not.

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>>16783646
>>16783647
No, you're being paranoid anons.

Also it's not HFY garbage if it means letting MGs do as they please within the law.

God forbid someone says they want to join the Order so they could stop kidnapping and shit then the whole thread explodes like I'm some MG serial killer.

Go fuck whatever MGs you want, I wouldn't care because you're consenting.

>> No.16783668

>>16783664
No. I would kidnap and rape MGs and there is nothing they can do about it.

>> No.16783671

>>16783643
>you have to like corruption or you can't like monstergirls

>> No.16783672

>>16783671
Yes, that's what I'm saying.

>> No.16783677

>>16783664
I hope you're fucking happy asshole.

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>I've got it! A microwave oven that wanks you off while you wait!

>> No.16783683

>>16783668
Then I'd stop you.

Law goes both ways Anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo

>>16783677
I don't even know who you are.

Because everyone here is fucking anonymous.

Regardless you're welcome to piss off.

>> No.16783688

>>16783672
And I'm saying that's stupid. But I also think a few anons are just trolling each other at this point so whatever.

>> No.16783689

>>16783647
You can't be serious.
>>16783648
I'll assume that's the end of it then.

>> No.16783692

>>16783682
Gremmy-chan, come on, no one's gonna buy that.

>> No.16783694

>>16783683
You can't stop me, anon. The incubization would go too far and with each rape I would grow more powerful.
It wouldn't be long until I started going around the world raping whole villages of monsters.

>> No.16783695

>>16783689
Yes.

>> No.16783699

>>16783682
Couldn't I just have you do it?

>> No.16783704

>>16783695
Thank you.

>> No.16783705

>>16783683
Please tell me you aren't the angry anti hellhound guy from a while back. Your posting style is just like his.

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Does your waifu drag you along to buy what clothes,lingerie,swimsuit etc will suit her for your preferences?

and to fluster you in public of course

>> No.16783712

>>16783688
>And I'm saying that's stupid.
Then leave, hating corruption is as dumb as hating reverse rape.

>> No.16783718

>>16783222
There's a simple solution: put her in time-out, and start cleaning up your own messes.

Doesn't even have to be anything big like a whole-house shakedown, just maybe sweeping a little or dusting some shelves. While she watches.

Unable to comment. Unable to intervene. Not permitted to do anything but watch.

If you're feeling particularly sadistic, demand she dump a bottle of wine and a dustbin on a Persian rug. Then run it on a high-temperature wash cycle...with bleach.

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>>16783712
You aren't supposed to throw the whole rod, anon.

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Smug shortstacks better watch their smugness!
>be married to a shortstack mg who always knows just how to push your buttons
>sometimes she gets so high and mighty, you have to remind her to reign it in and that you are much bigger and stronger than her
>today she's been getting really uppity, so you pick her up and flip her upside down
>after undoing your pants, you jam your dick in her mouth and let gravity pull her down your girth
>feeling some resistance, you decide to help her loosen up by moving her panties to the side and eating her out
>the resulting involuntary moans make her throat relax, letting her lips finally reach the base of your dick
>you give her a vigorous throat fucking as you slowly walk to your bedroom
>when you reach the edge of the bed, you climax, giving her everything you have as your wife's plump thighs put your head in a vice
>after a few moments, she lets go and you lay her down on the bed, her plush lips releasing your dick with a pop
>her mind is in a complete haze from the experience, letting her tongue loll around outside her open mouth like it's searching for your dick, wanting more
>you figure this will teach her not to mess with you...if only for a week

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>>16783705
You anons honestly god damn believe you can differentiate each other apart, don't you?

Every single law related post is mine.

Every single one.

Not some anon who likes Demons, some idiots anon going on about sticks, the two morons arguing over corruption right now, or this >>16783585 edgy faggot.

I'm law anon.

>> No.16783726

>>16783720
>Facts are bait
???

>> No.16783727

>>16783694
The DL would stop you, she doesn't like heartbreaking and has a direct control line to you because you're saturated with demonic energy.

>> No.16783736

>>16783726
You aren't even trying. Here's a final (you).

>> No.16783749

>>16783727
I wouldn't be heartbreaking anyone, they would all be part of my harem.

>> No.16783758

>>16783736
You're not making any sense.

>> No.16783764

>>16783708
This is pushing my buttons more than the lingerie.

>Out together
>In public
>Doing couple things
>Maybe even holding hands

>> No.16783767

>>16783722
That's the official approved way to handle such a situation. Good form.

>> No.16783777

>>16783749
What happens if they're already married? Do you add them and their husband in as well?

>> No.16783779

>>16783708
Sometimes. I can see her either shopping with her friends or buying things to surprise me. She knows my tastes so if she surprises me with a weakspot then it's daughteru making night.

>> No.16783796

>>16783777
They become happy slaves that would follow my harem around.

>> No.16783803

>>16783779
>waifu goes shopping day
>comes at afternoon and tries every clothing article she got
>last one being tight lingerie that hugs all of her supple breasts,hips and ass curves
>while you are still processing what you are seeing she turns around and says "does this make my butt look big?" while squeezing her rear buns

i forbid my waifu from going shopping with certain especies

>> No.16783805

>>16783803
I want a shortstack alice who gets led around like this.

>> No.16783824

>>16783803
You know what's the worse part? I'm pretty sure a Tanuki or something would make her waste some of her hoard just on clothing to make me happy. Oh god the amount of lewd I would recieve would off the roof.

>> No.16783829

>>16783689
I'm never serious about anything except purging pastebin, drinking, and my eternal hatred for covenience stores that always smell like hispanics and curry.

>> No.16783833
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The fact that Hellhounds will never be real is the most painful thing.

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>>16783833
some day, anon... some day

>> No.16783839

>>16783621
SHOG SEASON!

>> No.16783842

>>16783833
Fine by me, I don't like them.

>> No.16783859

>>16783829
Fuck. Fair and fine.
Then let us agree on drinking.
To Monstergirls! May they put up with our shit.
Sláinte

>> No.16783860

>>16783824
how will the dragon react once you tell her its not the clothes,its herself what you love?

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>>16783833
Same but with Jinkos

>> No.16783874

>>16783866
Seriously.
I would walk into a monster girl gym, see if theres a 'Looking for Girlfriend' list and put my name on the before lifting.

I'd love a muscled monster girl.

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>>16783866
Big buff chuffs are also nice.

>> No.16783877

>>16783874
I would just walk up to a jinko and ask
>>16783875
>nice
heavenly you mean

>> No.16783882

>>16783877
Eh, I wouldn't want to bug them while they're lifting.
I wouldn't say no to being approached but I know it could be annoying if I went up to a muscle hcuff and just started jawing with her.

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Did i missed any good vampire greentexts or pastebin on these past weeks or months?

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>>16783833
Just wait anon, 2018 for sure!

He says when the only thing that lets him sleep at night is exhaustion from work, the "occasional" drink, and the small comfort he gets from cuddling his unnecessarily large pillows.

>> No.16783894

>>16783860
>"So, Anon. Which one looks the best?"
>As long as you are the one wearing them they all look heavenly
>She freezes up
>Does that thing where the eyes widen and the reptile pupil dilatates
>Her tail starts moving in a very menacing and slow way
>She assumes attack position without breaking eye contact, her breathing getting heavier until she lunges at me
And that's how I get more daughterus.

>> No.16783898

>>16783884
None that I can recall of, sorry.

>> No.16783914

>>16783860
>Dragon Zombie bursts out of a window to a lingerie store covered haphazardly in various panties
>"Hubby how do I look am I prit ee!!"
My heart would melt! Cuteness is amplified by property damage, this is a known fact!

>> No.16783919

>>16783882
I would offer them a more fun workout in the locker room

>> No.16783920

>>16783894
So i only need to fluster her and boom! more daugherus?

>> No.16783934

>>16783920
Daughterus is just a way of me saying that I'll have really sweet sex with her and I'd be cumming inside a lot. This gives me a low chance of daughteru because she is a dragon and they don't come easily.

But hey, some dragons can actually get proud and haughty if you say that instead of raping so it depends on her mere female lizard level.

>> No.16783938

>>16783859
I don't deserve monstergirls or even anything from the thread. All I deserve is the cold embrace of death.

>> No.16783962

>>16783464
I like you. You're a good person.

>> No.16783963
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16783963

Do your laundry.

>> No.16783966

>>16783963
I just did my laundry anon, I'm not about to do it again.

>> No.16783968

What's the best way of convincing monstergirls I'm not worth the effort?

>> No.16783971

>>16783966
[Disappointed cloth noises]

>> No.16783972

>>16783963
But if I don't let my love accumulate in my sheets, how will she come to life?
>>16783968
Get your friends to talk shit about you behind your back, fuck up at school and piss your pants. That's bound to work, Koichi!

>> No.16783974

>>16783963
Ittan momen are champion hiders of hide-and-go-seek. Also one of the most portable and space efficient of wives.

>> No.16783978

>>16783974
I wonder if you bundle up their cloth and use them as a seatcushion, do they consider it facesitting? Does it turn them on?

>> No.16783979

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to wash your Ittans gently, otherwise they come out dizzy.

>> No.16783988

>ate dinner with the family tonight
>get to discussing birthdays and almost accidentally mention my waifu's
>mother also asks me about relationships and shares her prediction on when I'll get married and have kids
[Nervous sweating intensifies]

>> No.16783989

>>16783988
Don't let the normies bully you.

>> No.16783993

>>16783988
>family keeps pestering on when i will get a gf and bring grandkids

well....i will be sorry to dissapoint them

>> No.16783995

>>16783993
Thank goodness my sister has already done the breeding shit so I don't need to.

>> No.16783996

That Queen Bee talk earlier got me looking and I realize there's like no specific information on the Queen Bee of a Honeybee MG's hive that really differentiates them. Do they deserve their own profile or at least more specific information? Has KC ever been asked about them?

>> No.16783997

>>16783972
I've basically already got the first two covered, so I should be good.

>> No.16783999

>>16783988
What was her prediction?

>> No.16784001

>>16783988
You have it better than me. My family just drops less than subtle remarks on how accepting they are about gay people.

>> No.16784004

>>16783989
It's not so much bullying as much as my mom still thinking I'm a normie.

>>16783993
Same anon. I don't like lying about it either.

>>16783999
That I wouldn't get married till like 40 or 50 but I'd adopt a kid before then.

>> No.16784007

>>16783988
I was talking with my cousin about waifus on a familiy reunion and the rest ended up picking up on our conversation.

>Hey Anon, do you know any [Waifu's name]
Boy their face when I got red and started sweating were dumb.

>> No.16784012

>>16783996
QB would be an ultra-milf honeybee, like how Ice Queen is an ultra-milf of glacies.

>> No.16784014

>>16784007
>Talking about waifus
You brought this on yourself.

>> No.16784021

All this chat made me think

lets say you are kidnapped to the demon realm someday for several years,everyone assumes you are dead or missing

then someday you come back home with your waifu and daugheru

would you try to contact your family again and show them your MG wife & daugher or never call back and keep them thinking you are dead?

>> No.16784023

>>16784012
And instead of cold and icy, she'd be sweet as honey and fuzzy/warm as can be.
She'd be the queen of fawning. And I liked the idea of her constantly softly fucking casually.

>> No.16784026

>>16784021
I may not really like my father's side, but I'm sure that my mom and brothers would be excited to know I'm alive and well. I'd probably visit them so daughteru could meet her human grandma and uncles.

>> No.16784027

>>16784014
I guess. Thank god he wasn't talking about lolis though, the dude is definitely a member of the sabbath.

>> No.16784028

>>16784021
Nah, my mom would literally die from a heart attack if I did.

>> No.16784037

>>16784023
Who, the beequeen? I can see her just being a more mature and easy-going but sterner honeybee. With a cute little crown and shawl.

>> No.16784040

>>16784021
Well first off, I'd only come back if it would be temporary as my comfiest scenario is back on the monstergirl side of things. I would definitely visit my family though and even be open to them coming back with us though I doubt any of them would. It'd bake my mom really happy to see that I'm happy with my waifu and our daughteru!

>> No.16784041

>>16784037
Does she insist on wearing the little crown while having sex?
Does she bumble over it if it falls off until she's too ahegao to care?

>> No.16784042

>>16783968
Do what I do and shitpost without contributing anything of value when it comes to OC.

>> No.16784045

>>16784041
>bumble
>bee
Oi you cheeky cunt!

>> No.16784050

>>16784045
Of course!
I want to fuck the bumbly queen bee

>> No.16784052

>>16784021
If no one else discovered then yes, I would give them a hello.

>> No.16784058
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16784058

Last night I had a dream where I was trying to steal a car to escape Godzilla. What do you think it means?

>> No.16784062

>>16784021
>implying I would come back with anyone

>> No.16784071

>>16784058
You're trying to escape a slow moving but inevitable fate of catastrophic proportions?

>> No.16784073

>>16784041
Yes, she needs to remind you that she is the queen and that you can't order her around despite doing so all the time

>> No.16784078

>>16783963
Jesus fuck, those thighs...

>> No.16784080

>>16784071
That's depressing.

>> No.16784086

>>16784021
Doubt they'd care honestly, truth be told i'd rather that my Waifu and eventual Daugherus never met my family.

>> No.16784087

>>16784058
she was just trying to introduce you to her many daughers!

>> No.16784089

>>16784073
>Always bossing queenie around to make sure the hive is running properly
>She bumbles and blusters as she waddles her big booty in front of you carrying a stack of important papers
>"H-hey honey! I-I'm helping you this time, but really, y-you can't boss me around cause I'm the queen, okay? Right?"
>As she brings you those snacks you ordered
>"I-I'm the queen, right?"
>As you've got her bent over the bed railing her fat rolling ass
>"Haa- haa- noo... you can't... I'm the queen..."
>All it takes to make her full deredere is kissing her forehead and reassuring her that yes, she is the queen, to which she'll melt and do anything you tell her to

>> No.16784090

>>16784058
Yeah well, I had a dream once where I freed a Khornette trapped inside of a shield. Really activated my almonds, that one.

>> No.16784091

>>16784080
Well, since it's godzilla, everyone else will be dead too. That or it's a premonition of the portals.

>> No.16784093

>>16784058
Oh no! Anon is next to go, go go Godzilla!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0

>> No.16784098

>>16784086
Don't they want grandkids?

>> No.16784099
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16784099

I want to give my adopted momster the family she's always wanted by pumping her full of daughterus
>come up behind your momster while she's getting dinner ready and bend her over the table
>pull down her skirt and panties, and shove your cock all the way in with one thrust
>you can feel yourself knocking on her womb, you just need a little more leverage
>grab her wrists and pull on her arms, forcing your way into her baby room
>when you cum, it only takes one load to fill her full of daughteru goo

>> No.16784102

>>16784099
What meek mewling protests does she try to stop you with? Or is she into it overtly?

>> No.16784105

>>16784099
Kloah a shit.

>> No.16784113

>>16784105
Yaro...

>> No.16784119

>>16784102
protests on the outside, loving it on the inside
>"Aaah, n-noo, we shouldn't do this (Ooh, cock~)... W-we're mother and son (That's right, I'm getting knocked up by my son's fat dick~)... This is so wrong (And I love it! Mess me up! Make me your woman!)"

>> No.16784123

>>16784113
It's true, he's a shit.

>> No.16784125

>>16784099
Sounds like something you do with the maids.

>> No.16784126

>>16784098
These are the same people which have had two kids die under them and 5 of them with an drug addiction for most of their lives. My dads remarried 3 times, my mother twice, they're divorced for a god damn good reason.

I wonder how many of us would take our waifu's last name, i sure as hell would.

>> No.16784144

You've been dating this (insert your favorite bodytype adjective/descriptor here) Dullahan for the past month and the time has finally come to do the nasty.
It's her first time and she's got just as many wild fantasies of all the possibilities as you may have, so she says you can do whatever you want.
What's the first thing you try with her?

>> No.16784148

>>16784144
>Dom dullahan telling me to do what I want
But... that doesn't make sense. This is a test of some kind, isn't it? Was she only pretending to be a dom?!

>> No.16784149

>>16784089
What a dumble-bee.
Gonna give her hundreds of daughterus.

>> No.16784151

>>16784144
I ask her to ride me with her tits bouncing while I make out with her head.

>> No.16784152

>>16784148
I mean physical positions you nincompoop. Sure, she doms, fine, but what kind of freaky head-removable shenanigans does she pull on you if you wanna look at it that way?

>> No.16784155
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>>16784144
What clever things can one do with a thicc lactating Dullahan?

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16784158

I wonder how a proud regal vampire would act once shes drunk on your blood and getting filled with daugheru mix

bonus points if she denies everything next morning

>> No.16784163

>>16784155
You suck on one teat, she sucks on the other.

>> No.16784166

>>16784155
1. Place her head firmly lodged between her canyonous cleavage, facing outward
2. Grab onto each of her leaking nipples, pushing in the titties themselves just slightly as you tug on the milk dispensers
3. This will keep the head from falling out. Make out with the head, alternating between then leaning over to suck up some of her milk to both drink as well as to bring back to snowball into her own lips.

>> No.16784171
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16784171

You guys shouldn't barbecue without a way of disguising the smell of meat.

>> No.16784173

>>16784171
>Anubis giving in to her doglike instincts when she smells barbecue
Adorable.

>> No.16784181

>>16784152
Give me a bit, I'm not the best of thinking up different positions involving a detachable head.

>> No.16784183
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>>16784171
I see a hellhound

>> No.16784193

>>16784171
The Kobold and Anubis can come join, but not the Hellhound.

>> No.16784200

>>16784193
Careful there, that Kobold may be "special."

>> No.16784202
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>>16784171
>>16784183
Gonna invite all the cute girls to my barbecue!

>> No.16784206

>>16784200
Is she a CEO or something?

>> No.16784210

>>16784171
I'd probably show up with them and the wendigos.

>> No.16784217

I asked this and /k/ and they suggested I should ask it here, does anyone have the military greentext where the guy and his unit started watching monster girl hentai? I remember one detail was their commanding officers were trying to decipher what the hell they were saying when they called each other a "baka ass motherfucker" or said that someones waifu was shit.

>> No.16784223

>>16784171
I bet I'll eat more than my Dragon Zombie!

>> No.16784227

>>16784206
She's got preversions.

>> No.16784230

>>16784227
What does that mean?

>> No.16784240

>>16784230
She gets fucked by her father and therefore doesn't deserve the same treatment as a normal kobold.

>> No.16784243

>>16784240
Oh, then she can stay with the Hellhound.

>> No.16784247

>>16784240
That's just plain wrong anon, that can't be right.

>> No.16784261

>>16784217
That was a bunch of anons talking about the Monster Musume anime coming out. Check /a/ if the thread is still up.

>> No.16784263

>>16784261
>/a/ thread

This is gonna be good...

>> No.16784267

Everyone loves talking about / imagining their everyday slice of life with their monster girl waifu. Now imagine if one of the best slice of life series of all time Seinfeld had monster girls.
>His girlfriend of the week is:
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls
>How does he fuck it up, even with Monster Girl Mamono Magic?

>> No.16784274

>>16784261
It's not up unfortunately, not even in the archive. There are loads of results that I know are it on desu-archive, but it doesn't store images and the thumbnails are too small for reverse image search.

>> No.16784277

Friendly reminder to mouth kiss your daughters goodnight.
Mouth kisses ensure sweet dreams.

>> No.16784282
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>>16784274
Disregard that, I suck dicks. Found it from a different archive.

>> No.16784293

>>16784277
KDF go

>> No.16784296

>>16784293
I'm not him.

>> No.16784302

>>16784296
Not KDF go

>> No.16784303

>>16784293
Spoiler, KDF isn't the only person who daughteru fucks

>> No.16784310

>>16784293
Please stop this anon, I only post about stuff like that in relation to my own waifu or daughteru. I thought everyone knew that by now.

>> No.16784313

>>16784303
DF go

>> No.16784314

>>16784277
>Be married to something like a Giant Mouse or Ant or Bee Queen
>Have to kiss hundreds of daughterus per night
Dang.

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16784315

Tell me about the Succubi, why are they so cute?

>> No.16784316

>>16784314

Being a dad isn't easy.

>> No.16784326

>>16784314
>your daughterus have to sleep in shifts because it takes so long to get through kissing them all and tucking them in

>> No.16784329

>>16784316
>>16784326
Worth it though. Plus, I imagine once they get to a certain age they... nah who'm I kiddin, they're my daughterus, I'd kiss and tuck em all in every night no matter how old they got.

>> No.16784333

>>16784282
/ak/ is truly a magical place.

>> No.16784335

>>16784314
How would you even name all those daughterus, let alone remember them all?

>> No.16784342

>>16784335
Names would be really simple like Bi, Bil, Biz, Baz, Bez etc. I imagine Mamono mana would help play a part in helping me remember them all, but if not I'd find a way. If I can remember my entire high school graduating class, I can remember my hundreds of daughterus

>> No.16784355
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>> No.16784360

>>16784315
They are magically and genetically designed to be as cute as needed to get in your pants. Asking why a succubus is cute is like asking a fish why it breathes water.

>> No.16784364

>>16784277
Of course but in a pure way. I love my daughterus.

>> No.16784363

>>16784355
I think you underestimate me anon.

>> No.16784368

>>16784355
I would use a nitrile glove, yes.

>> No.16784373

>>16784363
Is that actually you this time KDF?

>> No.16784374

>>16784373
You're a special kind of cancer.

>> No.16784377

>>16784373
Yes anon, this time it was me. Whether by my waifu and/or daughteru wearing a rubber hood or me wearing rubber gloves or even both, I would definitely put rubber on a headpat.

That being said, please just let me lurk in peace.

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>>16784373
You KDF fanboys need to fuck off and stuff mentioning him at every goddamn opportunity.

>> No.16784391

>>16784386
It looks like even he is sick of it now.

>> No.16784392

>When you finally realize what the acronym KDF stands for
Well I'm an idiot

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16784395

>TFW vanilla/marriage/pregnancy/daghteru-fag
>TFW Centaur's Worry's adaption soon

>> No.16784396

>>16784392
Oh my god how long did it take you?

>> No.16784397

>>16784386
It's seriously fucking annoying as shit
KDF is just minding his own fucking business too

>> No.16784398

>>16784396
I-It only took me 2 months. I thought it was Kobold Defense Force!

>> No.16784403

>>16784395
that is a teeny tiny horsepussy.

>> No.16784409

>>16784395
>Centaur's Worry's adaption
Sounds like a disaster.

>> No.16784411

>>16784397
Yeah, things haven't been this annoying since people thought anybody that liked, mentioned, or posted mice was a certain writefag who shall not be named.

>> No.16784415

>>16784395
Is this worth reading?
On the one hand it's monster girls, but on the other it's primarily >horse pussy. Also a kindergarten setting which just sounds dull.

>> No.16784416

>>16784391
>>16784397
At least he himself is behaving like a good boy now.

>> No.16784426

>>16784416
He is, its the very fucking people who always perk up and say 'I hate KDF I wish he wouldnt shove himself into every conversation' that are constantly trying to shove him into every conversation

>> No.16784437

>>16784426
So KDF is now OC Lilim fiasco 2.0?

>> No.16784441

>>16784437
not even close.

>> No.16784443

What we need is some good old fashioned brawling.
None of that order bullshit, just man and monster battling away with sword and fist. (and possibly sex later.)

I would want to fight an ogre, that would be intense in both the ring and the bed.

>> No.16784445

>>16784437
I mean I don't know about THAT but it is annoying

>> No.16784447

>>16784443
But anon! I'm a lover, not a fighter!

>> No.16784449

>>16782543
You mean that Animal Planet series that tries to use found footage for cryptids and other monsters? Honestly at first I was mad that a show about fake animals was airing on Animal Planet, but it grew on me after time. Now since Animal Planet brags about being a reality tv show with animals as a pretense I just got to embracing the shoddy cg.

>> No.16784450

>>16782755
What a spooky flayer
Your tentacle game is in point, you should draw more of them

>> No.16784451

>>16784447
Love hurts

>> No.16784454

>>16784451
Maybe, if you're doing it wrong.

>> No.16784458

>>16784449
It's a rough time liking nature documentaries. Discovery channel fell, animal planet fell, and even Love Nature is starting to get a bit of the rot infesting it already.
What MG would be as pessimistic about nature documentaries and shows only channels remaining as such?

>> No.16784459
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>TFW no anime/manga/game about living a happily married life with a lamia in a fantasy setting

>> No.16784460

>>16784443
Bah, I do think we need more stories about battling monsters. Somebody had something going In regards to that but I cant remember who.

It would be a nice change of pace though.

>> No.16784462

>>16784459
Sneks a shit.

>> No.16784469

>>16784458
Animal planet is about people, the history channel is about alien jesus, discovery is about old trodden stuff, etc. Usually I'm on the side of the new guys because the old guard are being pricks, but here the shows literally betrayed their own premise.

I'd imagine a NEET cellar spider getting increasingly depressed and regretting her dish network subscription.

>it's porn
>it's all porn
>not even about the cultural contexts to understand the reasons for sex
>it's just dressup for porn

>> No.16784473

>>16784469
>Meanwhile ditzy shortstack JubJub loves just watching porn all day until hubby gets home

>> No.16784487

>>16784473
>implying Shortstack JubJubs don't just hug a picture of hubby until he comes home

Jubjubs are a special kind of cute. You need to reassure them that you love them with all your heart regularly.

>> No.16784489

>>16784460
That's all well and dandy, but most of the people here are softies so big monsters are reduced to cuteshit and the fighting monsters are ignored or have the fighting part of them removed (like the salamander)
I'm not saying that's bad thing (mostly) its just that you more likely to get a Greentext about a pregnant salamander enjoying a peaceful retirement instead of a story where a Valkyrie fights alongside anon and rewarding him with sex.

>> No.16784493

>>16784487
>Goes about ten feet out of the room
>Suddenly gets anxious and runs back in, jumping into the bed and smelling his side of the bed and pillow
>Rolls around in it before being satisfied enough to leave the room
>Makes it twenty feet this time

>> No.16784496

>>16784493
See, JubJubs are cute. I'd carry mine around with me everyday so she never feels sad without hubby.

>> No.16784500

>>16784487
It's kind of sad how insecure they are. They changed their entire biology to be better at sex and they still don't think they can keep a husband.

>> No.16784504

>>16784496
Wonderful, but what do you do when you do have to separate for a little bit? How do you tell her you have to let her go for just a short while and endure her anxious frightened face?
>>16784500
Its like a constant refresher on healing every day with em. Can you imagine having a rescued one too, maybe who was part of some weird monster sale ring or who had been abandoned? That'd be some real powerful attachment needs.

>> No.16784506

>>16784500
That's why you need to love them contantly. Always assuring them you love them. Showing her that she's the most important woman in your life. Fawn over her body sometimes or give her massages to show you love her.

>> No.16784512

>>16784415
It's actually a highschool setting that is all over the place. Got dropped by the translator for being too weird. Beginning chapters are fun and the triplets are adorable, also horse pussy best pussy.

>> No.16784514

>>16784504
>Wonderful, but what do you do when you do have to separate for a little bit? How do you tell her you have to let her go for just a short while and endure her anxious frightened face?

Give her a headpat and get on your knees, promise her that you'll be back as soon as possible and when you are you're going to give her gently loving lotus.

>> No.16784516

>>16784459
>TFW no anime/manga/game about living a happily married life with a Hellhound in a sci-fi setting

>> No.16784525
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16784525

You wouldn't drink a brown doggo's milk, right?

>> No.16784526

>>16784514
>JubJub smiles and gives a long hug
>Then starts the agonizing seconds alone
>Counts down from ten in her head
>Looks up, hubby's not there
>Counts down from ten once again
>Still not there
>Repeats until husband finally shows back up again
It's a sad but sweet kind of cute, aye.

>> No.16784527

>>16784525
If I'll drink Almond milk, I'll drink doggo milk

>> No.16784532

>>16784527
Out of curiosity, what do you think it'd taste like?
What do you think Demon Milk would taste like?

>> No.16784534

>>16784526
This is why I'd love to give them calls while I'd be separated from them. Just to remind her I won't be long and I love her.

Jubjubs are too pure for this world.

>> No.16784536

>>16784525
Does it taste like chocolate?

>> No.16784538

>>16784525
Of course. Probably tastes very nice and I'd massage those breasts well.

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>>16784504
Even though I never imagined my waifu in such a scenario, healing fetishes always make me fucking melt.

>> No.16784548

>>16784532
Doggo milk probably tastes really robust, real full taste. Maybe not too sweet but you feel energized after drinking it, you know?
I believe one of the Demonfags said Demon Milk would taste like flavored milk, either blueberry or maybe like strawberry nesquick or something.

>> No.16784549

>>16784542
>Want to translate that but my noob brain can't read/parse handwritten japanese

>> No.16784551

>>16784534
That they are, and I"m sure she'd appreciate it.
Now what do you tell her or do when you find out she's been stress molting her feathers at home whenever you're away and hiding them so you don't know she does it?
>>16784542
They're pretty damn great when done decently.

>> No.16784561

>>16784551
Yeah when done badly it kind of feels like the author wants the waifu hurt and thinks that basic niceties is going to make everything fine forever.

>> No.16784566

>>16784561
Precisely. There should be a balance where there are still some lingering things that the person who needs healing in question deals with permanently, but can manage thanks to the one that they're with who is doing the healing. Even if they become just subtle things, its still better than 'and then everything was completely better from then on the end'.

>> No.16784579

>>16782099
Yup. That's loli alright.

>> No.16784588

>>16782373
Is it the futa centaur one? I hope it is.

>> No.16784672

Has Ms.Lich turned everyone into undead again?

>> No.16784675

>>16784672
Don't wake the corpses

>> No.16784681

>>16784672
Yes. She really needs to stop doing that.

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>>16784672
it's that time of the night again

>> No.16784687

>>16784684
I want to grab that Lich's hat and hold it high above her head.

>> No.16784695

>>16784687
Bullying and teasing Liches are the best. Consequences be damned.

>> No.16784698

>>16784687
>Monotone "Ah. No. Give it back. Meanie." as she pretends to forget she has magic powers and tries to reach it manually

>> No.16784710

>>16784695
Right you are, anon. Teasing a Lich is an experience every man should have.

>> No.16784721

>>16784698
And then while she's distracted you grab her Phylactery and smash it!

>> No.16784726

>>16784721
Anon, why'd you have to escalate cute teasing into full on magirape mode lich like that?

>> No.16784731

>>16784726
Because mating pressing a Lich you were just teasing a minute ago is what should happen.

>> No.16784732

>>16784726
Because anyone who teases a monstergirl like that should get to feel that.

>> No.16784764

>>16784731
You mean getting amazon'd

>> No.16784769

>>16784764
Liches are small and weak.

>> No.16784771

>>16784769
IMMENSE MAGICAL POWER
itty bitty size

>> No.16784772

>>16784769
Their magic isn't. And they aren't all small either.

>> No.16784773

>>16784771
>>16784772
Liches are only good at raising the dead, those nerds aren't that strong.

>> No.16784790
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Liches are crafty. Almost as crafty as Demons.

>> No.16784791

>>16784773
>The most magically powerful being in the canon aside from maybe lilims
>Gave herself undeath just to further her knowledge of magic
>and this chucklefuck thinks all she can do is raise the dead

>> No.16784792

>>16784791
Yes, that's what I'm saying. Those nerdy necromancers will be helpless when I give her a great big hug.

>> No.16784799

>>16784792
She'll let you do whatever you want to her, taking notes the whole time. And when you tire, it's her turn.

>> No.16784804

>>16784799
I bet those notes would be entertaining to read.

>> No.16784806

>>16782404
Yup, think I could safely guess your language before even checking if you confirmed it down the thread.
This abnormal, undying piety our amateur writers have for all this Warhammer-esque grimdark, militarism, muh serious(tm) tryhard plots etc. is truly pathetic. I haven't even bothered to read anything MGE-related up until recently, and even now I'm just giving it a few peaks now and then. That's how I found about that author.
The story is pretty meh, though.

>> No.16784807

>>16784804
>Note
>//IMPORTANT//
>Investigate warm feeling in chest when subject embraces me
>First hypothesis, internal bleeding
>Immediately discarded, blood is cold
>Secondary note
>Investigate the root of the mental disturbance caused by subject
>Thinking my heart might beat again, something is wrong.
>Subject may be possible chaos agent
>Watch him closely, like his cute face when he sleeps, or the grumpy frown when he is hungry, the bright smile when he tastes my cooking...
>Tertiary note, buy new cookbook

>> No.16784811

>>16784807
While they can't quite express themselves properly, Liches will always be the cutest monster girl to me.

>> No.16784819

>>16784807
I love Liches. They have trouble expressing their love and so they do it in the most cute and kuu-dere way possible
I just want to hug one and tell her just how much I love her..

>> No.16784823

Are Liches the best at making potions? You can go out and sell her products too if she's bad with crowded areas.

>> No.16784824

http://i.imgur.com/9TecoAU.png
Who thought it was a good idea to trick a hellhound to drink holst-milk? Now she's going to Fuck you until your pelvis breaks and force you to motorboat her at the same time.

>> No.16784825

>>16784823
They would be exceedingly good, but there's probably a race who is the best

>> No.16784828

>>16784824
>Who thought it was a good idea to trick a hellhound to drink holst-milk
It was the shota.

>> No.16784829

>>16784824
I love Hellhound's ebony skin. It's delicious.

>> No.16784831

>>16784579
It's not the cute loli's fault. It's the artists.

That loli needs saving and headpats.

>> No.16784836

>>16784829
EBONY
AND IVORY

>> No.16784843

>>16784836
LIVE TOGETHER
IN PERFECT
HARMONY

>> No.16784844

>>16784831
That loli has a penis that she could use to give herself a tit job (if the had any) and a blowjob. Unless you want to give her dickpats, you might wanna stay away

>> No.16784846

>>16784824
The same idiot that thought it'd be a good idea to tell a hellhound docked tails are cute.

>> No.16784848

What monster girl should be taken for a Helicopter ride?

>> No.16784849

>>16784848
Jubjubs. She'd probably have such a happy time with her husband and being up so high.

>> No.16784852

>>16784844
You just can't trust them foxes.

>> No.16784854

>>16784849
But Jubjub can fly.

>> No.16784855

>>16784844
That loli doesn't have a dick though. Loli is just one pic, the futa/tentacles is big fox

>> No.16784856

>>16784854
They actually can't.

>> No.16784859

>>16784856
Not with that attitude they can't.

>> No.16784863

>>16784854
They gave up flying so they could be fluffy for you anon. They sacrificed that for you. Can't you bring a little joy to her in return?

>> No.16784864

>>16784854
Of course. But being up that high for that long must be nice for them.

>> No.16784867

>>16784863
This is why all JubJubs don't deserve to be lonely.

>> No.16784868

>>16784859
No, they're a flightless harpy. Feathers too soft and fluffy, tits and ass too big and slappable.

>> No.16784875

I'd love to have a JubJub wrap her big poofy wings around me while she cuddles me chest. I would give her head rubs while telling her how much I love her.

>> No.16784878 [DELETED] 

>>16784868
All the DL needs is a monster girl version of Pinochet and the Order would be dealt within the week.

>> No.16784881
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>>16784829
>>16784836
>>16784843
Contrasting skin colors in a couple is the best

>> No.16784883

>>16784878
But the DL doesn't want to take it violent. That's why everyone loves her, she wants to spread the message of how good corruption and monster girls actually are.

>> No.16784886

>>16784881
You couldn't speak more truth. It's why I love my waifu's delicious brown skin.

>> No.16784888

>>16784883
But corruption isn't good.

>> No.16784891

>>16784881
Thinking about it, my ideal harem would probably have to include one of every skin colour.
>anubis for brown
>hellhound for jet black
>grapesnake for purple
>devil for blue
>liliraune for green
>oni for red
I'd love to have a yellow girl in there too but the only option right now is humpty egg.

>> No.16784895

>>16784883
And that's why she's great.
>>16784888
You're right. It's not just good, it's wonderful.

>> No.16784898

>>16784891
It's like a rainbow if superb taste.

>> No.16784900

>>16784891
Humpty eggs have nice bodies.

>> No.16784912

>>16784898
Being the vanilla buried beneath it all would be fun.
>>16784900
I wouldn't mind an ara ara humpty egg.

>> No.16784931
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16784931

Would you a Frost Mage?

>Frost Mage: a subspecies of the Dark Mage that controls ice and always remains calm no matter what. Their body temperature is cold and they hugging men

>> No.16784935

>>16784931
And they love hugging men.*

Here is the artist's tweet, I probably translated that wrong https://twitter.com/motonamerou/status/847034355528613888

>> No.16784979

>>16784931
I dunno, the profile is kind of lacking in some way. I can't put my finger on it.

>> No.16784989

>>16784462
You a shit

>> No.16785014

>>16784931
She looks pretty cute but I don't like kuu girls.

>> No.16785021

>>16785014
Even kuu mayaderes?
You won't be able to refuse her if she freezes everyone else in your town

>> No.16785025

>>16785021
Can I be the straight man for the crazy kuu mayadere?

>> No.16785029

>>16784931
The art is a little rough but I love the overall design, I'd be more than happy to end up with a girl like that.

>> No.16785038

>>16785021
Nope, but I would do the sacrifice and marry her if she promisses to unfreeze everyone. It would be a really awkward relationship though.

>> No.16785056

>>16784931
NEET shy mages are cute and deserve love.

>> No.16785073

>>16785056
I desire pudgy NEET mages that are shy and wear hoodies.

>> No.16785098

>>16785073
I also desire this.

>No Lich sister who steals your hoodies and is a pudgy NEET

>> No.16785105

>>16785098
Well, it at least sounds like your sister would have a lot of motivation for a NEET if she became a lich. That or she just didn't want to waste time sleeping at night or money on food.

>> No.16785113

>>16785098
Would be nice.
Plus the magic she knows would probably be useful if she wanted to do anything kinky.
I would totally learn some sort of transmogrification magic if only so I can start finding random monster girls and giving them hilariously oversized assets.

>> No.16785126

>be a young dragon whose parents are killed by __the order___
>run away with the family's lizard servant
>learn to hide your horns and wings to not arouse suspicion around you
>be bullied by other dragons because they somehow know that you're a dragon posing as a lizard
>you just accept it because __the order___ took away everything from you anyway

>> No.16785148

>>16785105
Exactly. The true Lich NEET.

>>16785113
I'm going to sleep on my Lich sister's big thighs!

>> No.16785163

>>16785148
It would be the best place to do it.
Your head wouldn't get in the way of her gaming on there.

>> No.16785173

>>16785126
Would call female lizard and make her feel as one with way too much love giving.

Then wack the order.

>> No.16785216

>Another day of waking up without your waifu on top of you
>she will never use your body as her personal daki and semen dispenser
>she will never make up excuses of why she is not getting up off you anytime soon

>> No.16785249

>>16785216
Already got used to it.

>> No.16785277

>on my 3rd coffee today already
Which kind of monster girl would run a quiet, independent coffee store and listen to her customer's woes?

>> No.16785292

>>16785277
Maybe a titania or a Kiki. A human would work too because I do that every morning.

>> No.16785295

>>16785277
I don't know, but I want it to be something brown.

>> No.16785310

>>16785295
The coffee?

>> No.16785314

Fat bottomed spiders.

>> No.16785317

>>16785292
>>16785295
I think the answer is a brown Kiki then, I hope I wouldn't piss her off too much with my rants.

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>>16785277
Alpaca.

>> No.16785319

>>16785310
Coffee Slime?

>> No.16785320

>>16785310
The waitress!

>> No.16785328

>>16784856
Jubjubs can fly but only for short periods of time.

>> No.16785330

>>16784824
>http://i.imgur.com/9TecoAU.png
That's a big hellhound!

>> No.16785334

>>16785317
A brown Kiki coming right up. It's hard to get annoyed by the customers woes, all you have to do is say "yeah" and "that's hard", giving some sound advice when they stop talking and thinking at least it's not me. Then people just washing you with their burdens becomes routine.

>>16785319
She would be too genki to hear. A kiki works better because they are fit to deal with any kinds of master.

>> No.16785343

>>16784824
At this point, she can use you has a living dildo.

>>16785330
UU
UU

>> No.16785348

>>16785343
>>16784824
Is that cage supposed to be in the background? Or is this some giantess shit

>> No.16785352

>>16785348
Giantess. Note the people in her ear and thong.

>> No.16785354

>>16785343
>she can use you has a living dildo
That's taking hellhound femdom to a whole new level

>>16785348
The cage is actually in the foreground, and yes, it is a giant hellhound. If you look closely, she's got people in her ear fluff, panties, paws, and in her toes.

>> No.16785356

What is more likely to happen:

win the lottery or finding a chocolate skinned vampire?

>> No.16785359

>>16785356
Winning the lottery. Vampires never go outside.

>> No.16785360

>>16785356
Don't you call that a blaculette?

>> No.16785361

>>16785356
lotory. so i can spend that money on interdimensional travel.

>>16785359
do you?

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16785362

When the portal opens up be aware of the consequences of helping random wildlife.

>> No.16785364

>>16785352
>http://i.imgur.com/9TecoAU.png
ah, ok

>> No.16785365

>>16785356
Lottery. Brown undead is something that doesn't exist.

>> No.16785370

>>16785360
That sounds kinda tasty actually.

>> No.16785384

>>16785334
Poor kiki must have it rough, I'd try to hold back for her sake even if it was routine.

>> No.16785391

>>16785384
Nay, you have to throw it all or else you'll start feeling bad and ruin the mood which would worry her. It's just how those things work.

>> No.16785405

>>16785365
>This man has never seen ghouls

>>16785356
Vampire. Countess Chocula cereal is on the shelves of every MonstergirlMart with a maze to her mansion on the back of the box. And any girl who likes marshmallows that much is bound to be a big sweetheart.

>> No.16785406

>>16785362
I kind of like the idea of a mermaid you keep running into despite living in a land-locked area.

>> No.16785410

>>16785405
Oh yeah completely forgot about her.

>> No.16785411

>>16785405
CEREAL CHARACTERS ARE NOT REAL!

>> No.16785412

>>16785365
>>16785410

>Brown undead is something that doesn't exist.

This reminds me of this sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7tvauOJMHo

The Ghouls
And the Mummies
And the Pharaohs

Alright but apart from the ghouls and the mummies and the pharoahs...

>> No.16785414

>>16785362
>Free a spider that was in your house
>An Arachne comes to visit you later once the portal opens

>Have some flowers you water regularly
>They transform into a Alraune once the portal opens.

>> No.16785416

>>16785411
That way of thinking is why the poor girl is still single.

>> No.16785417

>>16785414
>go to exotic animal sanctuary to see and admire all the big cats
>portal opens and a jinko knocks on your door, in workout gear and starts flexing and asking if I'm mirin
just take me now

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>>16785365

>> No.16785422

>>16785412
I forget that pharaoh is undead because she is too hot and brown and mummies are jus women in bandages to me. I don't think it's possible for vampires to be brown though.

Zombies and liches might be able to since mge undead are just normal girls but cold.

>> No.16785423

>>16785216
>ywn wake up to your waifu sucking your dick and kicking off her day with a good dose of spirit energy

>>16785249
How? It hurts so much.

>> No.16785424

>>16785423
After 3 years or so you get used to it. Just playing with her in my mind is enough to keep me satisfied.

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>>16785405
Dark skin Vampires are pretty rare.

>> No.16785426

>>16785419
Looks dumb.

>> No.16785430

>>16785416
i can already imagine

>chocula is the ad face for a cereal
>people think its fictional and years pass
>one day while you are eating your favorite breakfast a chocolate christmas cake vampire kidnaps you

i dont know if thats funny or sad

>> No.16785431

>>16785424
I wish I had her for long enough to be like that. I still wish I could see her face when I open my eyes.

>> No.16785432

>>16785425
the hat makes me think of willy wonka or the mad hatter

>> No.16785435

>>16785422
>I don't think it's possible for vampires to be brown though
Women with brown skin can be bitten.

>> No.16785443

>>16785431
Eh, I wish that too but I'm fine with just imagining her when I go to sleep and when I wake up.

>>16785435
I guess anything can be brown. Though I do wonder if brwon vampires and wights would get bullied for being dirty.

>> No.16785446

>>16785443
>Brown elf wight

jesus fuck that breeding body

>> No.16785450

>>16785446
Her breeding levels are off the charts and so is her lust. Are you a bad enough dude to pound that sweet pussy and ass?

>> No.16785454

>>16785443
>Though I do wonder if brown vampires and wights would get bullied for being dirty.

Depends on headcanon I guess. Can Ghouls evolve into Wights?

>> No.16785458

>>16785417

yeah you'd probably have to be careful with what you admire at a Zoo.

>> No.16785462

>>16785454
They'll probably evolve into ghasts when KC gets around to making ghasts.

>> No.16785468

>>16785454
I don't think so, but if the wight's husband is into brown girls then she might transform due to mamono mana or just drink a lich's potion.

>> No.16785469
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16785469

I wish I could wake up to morning paizuri from my Pharaoh waifu. She'd gently wake me up by licking it while it's completely wrapped in her boobs, then when I stirred around, she'd slowly open the curtain behind her, and I'd get to see her beautiful breasts and lips working to make me climax. Then I could cum inside her breasts. It would be so nice. Then the rest of the harem could join in. And then we could take a morning bath. I'd probably be molested there, too. Fuck my life.

>> No.16785473

>>16785458
Well the place I would go sometimes has
Big cats/wild cats ranging from Ocelot to Tigers and Lions and a lot in between
a lemur
a capybara
a lot of bears
A few wolves
I'm ok with most of that knocking on my door

>> No.16785478
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16785478

>Mimics in a modern setting where treasure chests are virtually unheard of
>They adapt by mimicking other things
>One mimics a small building and spreads rumors about a company hiring for a well-paying job at the address.
>One mimics a food truck that only comes out at night
>One mimics a fedex box and has herself delivered to guys she likes

>> No.16785482

>>16785478
>food truck that only comes out at night
that has potential

>> No.16785490

>>16785469
Everything was nice until the rest of the harem joined in.

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>>16784931
I can't wait to see this guy improve his art like Paundo did.

>> No.16785499

>>16785478
>>16785482

>Pass by an ice cream truck on way home from work
>At 11:00 PM, that's weird
>Lady in the truck tries to flag you down but you tell her you're lactose intolerant

>Next night
>Pass by the same truck on your way home from work
>She's a barbecue vendor now

>> No.16785502

>>16784824
>>16785364
>Giantess
It's soiled.

>> No.16785504

>>16785469
Does she bathe in milk?

>> No.16785510

>>16785356
>>16785365
>Implying MGE Vamps can't simply tan since they don't explode in the sun
It also seems like someone forgot that Ghouls exist.

>> No.16785512

>>16785499
>hey, hey, want some pulled pork?
>I can't, I'm trying to watch my weight
>It's a sushi truck the next day

>> No.16785515

>>16785478
And suddenly I have a thought...

>We get ice cream trucks showing up all hours and all seasons in my area.
>Grew up with relative who insisted that ice cream trucks are drug dealers.
>I run with it and come up with the idea that each jingle is code for what drugs they have.

>Mimic ice cream trucks (the best ones come out at night)
>Jingle is code for the 'services' they offer

>> No.16785517

>>16785512
Fish is nice, lean protein but that rice is loaded with carbs and the seaweed wrap might as well be made of sodium.

>> No.16785520

>>16785515
>Grew up with relative who insisted that ice cream trucks are drug dealers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Ice_Cream_Wars

>> No.16785525

>>16785510
If I saw a vampire sunbathing I would just stare at her really hard and not say anything. I would become a statue in her life.

>> No.16785526

>>16785517
You're not making this easy on her, dense anon

>> No.16785531

>>16785512
>>16785499

>Eventually it gets to the point where you can swear you smell your late grandmother's unmistakable home cooking coming from inside the truck

>> No.16785558

>>16785504
Yes. Mine and regular.

>> No.16785569

>>16785525
Would you take a photo of her and try to sell it over the internet? A sunbathing Vampire is rare after all.

>> No.16785573

>>16785525
You fool, that's how they get you.

>> No.16785578

>>16785569
That sounds like a good idea. Taking pictures and recordings, maybe even me touching her.

>>16785573
Don't worry about it. Nothing sexual on my side.

>> No.16785579

>>16785531
>mimics will befriend your friends and loved ones before going after you
Diabolical

>> No.16785594

>>16785579
>fear.jpg
It's a good thing she's not a muscle girl, I might fall to temptation

>> No.16785595

I want to have a jinko imotou that is secretly a super muscled super hero at night!

I want to walk in on her post transformation one night and demand to know what she's done with my precious imotou!

>> No.16785616

>>16784099
I imagine this with a Shortstack JubJub monster.

>> No.16785626

>>16785595
I want to walk into my onee-san and imouto changing, then closing the door and walking away.

Thank DL I have a waifu!

>> No.16785637

>>16785616
But would she be a momster or just your shortstack waifu?

>> No.16785651

>>16785637
I forgot to add adopted Momster.

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>>16785651
>>16785616
JubJubs are OLEV.

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>>16785656
The Olevist
>>16785651
That's hot. I wonder what sort of behavioral transformation an adoptive momster JubJub would go through transitioning from mom to lover.

>> No.16785669

>>16785656
Damn right they are! I don't know why I love them so much.

>>16785662
I bet she'd still stay motherly.

>> No.16785672

>>16785669
For some reason shortstack and momster just doesn't seem to work for me

>> No.16785681

I want a HUGE Jubjub.

>> No.16785682

>>16784099
I want to do this with an adoptive Anubis momster. Especially if she protests that I shouldn't cum inside because I'm her son, only to end up a blushing mess when told that I've wanted to make her a real mother since the day we met.
Chances are she would end up leg locking at that point.

>> No.16785687

>>16785669
>why I love them so much
Shortstack body, fluffy, physically incapable of restraining her love for you, will want your dick at any and all times, will love you unconditionally. In fact, her love for you is so great her mental faculties are a little slow just because so much processing power is devoted to LoveAnon.exe.

>> No.16785691

>>16785682
This.

I want an Anubis momster aswell! One who keeps me organized and makes sure I'm always my best.

In return I'd give her all the daughterus.

>> No.16785699

>>16785681
How huge? HUUUGE? Like her jubjubs are the size of your whole torso huge?
>>16785687
How best do you prefer your JubJub to fawn and dote on you?
I bet if you give enough special attention to one it's easy to make her white out from joy and pleasure.

>> No.16785708

>>16785699
7 feet tall with kloah tier boobs.

>> No.16785719

>>16785699
>Tell your JubJub she's the only girl in the world for you and that you want to pleasure her all night long
>She has an orgasm right then and there as you continue to talk into her ear, only able to weakly gasp out 'please' as she grinds her ass into your groin so hard she keeps losing her balance
>This causes you to have to steady her with your arms, which makes her feel you holding her, which makes her cum more
>Before you've even gotten her in the bed she's an absolute mess almost crying from the pleasure, and you haven't even stuck it in yet

>> No.16785727

>>16785708
That's like a walk-in closet of boobflesh.
I approve.

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>>16785691
What kind of build would she have though? My ideal Anubis momster would have a body like Rinko from Gundam Build Fighters, that would only increase my desire to give her as many daughterus as possible.

>> No.16785737

>>16785727
I can be carried in her boobs.

>> No.16785744

>>16785737
>Get lost in huge JubJub's boobs or just stand under them
>She panics when she can't find you

>> No.16785747

>>16785734
>Rinko from Gundam Build Fighters

Yes! That's perfect. I'd love that Anubis and fill her with daughterus, I'm going to make her the happiest Anubis Momster. I now have a need to breed my Anubis momster.

>> No.16785750

>>16785744
Urge to tease rising.

>> No.16785753

>>16785750
Just be careful if you actually try to slap em around.
Those things will knock you out cold if they swing back into you.

>> No.16785755

>>16785753
I get the feeling that would happen a lot.

Well at least she'd hug me after.

>> No.16785767

>>16785747
>you kiss her and she says you shouldn't do that to your mother
>she's wagging her tail and instinctively used her tongue
I really have a desire to see an Anubis with a Rinko body now, even the thought is way too sexy.

>> No.16785771

>>16785767
>tongue kissing adoptive momsters as they moan that you shouldn't between rounds of tonsil tennis
That's that good forbidden fruit right there.

>> No.16785779

>>16785767
It's better when it's forbidden love. She can complain it's not supposed to be while I do lotus with her but I know she wants it.

>> No.16785782

>>16785719
Precious.

>> No.16785810

>>16785779
>Start teasing momster
>She tells you to stop because that is forbidden love
>Actually stop, apologize and decide to live anon incestuous life
>Find a normal wife and live happily
>Momster is still in shock.

>> No.16785814

>>16785810
This is why adopted momsters are for dicking. I'd tease her by licking over her panties, she'd ask me to stop and I would. Until one morning I wake up to her under the covers giving me a blowjob.

>> No.16785815
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16785815

>>16785771
>start kissing her and she moans that you shouldn't
>put your hand under her shirt and start caressing those giant brown funbags of hers
>she tells you to stop but lets out an even louder moan when you play with her nipple
Slowly pushing on as she protests but doesn't do anything to stop it just makes it even more arousing.
>>16785779
Lotus is the perfect position for it since she still has some level of control to back out if she really wanted to but you can easily push her down and switch to missionary when you're ready to cum inside so she can't get out of being given daughterus.

>> No.16785819

>>16785814
What about adoptive momsters who have adopted daughterus as well?

>> No.16785822

>>16785815
Going to pump her full of daughterus in missionary whether she likes it or not!

Momsters are actually really great. I never realized their potential until now.

>> No.16785827

>>16785819
Then guess who gets double paizuri?

>> No.16785828

>>16785819
Oyakodon is just the best. Dicking the non-blood related family would get me going for days.

>> No.16785830

>>16785827
The adopted son.
The adopted daughteru may even be a different species.

>>16785828
It's a best when they don't have anyone.

>> No.16785832

>>16785814
>Mumbling out between mouthfuls of cock about how 'this is a mother's duty' and 'its okay, go back to sleep' 'mommy is just helping'

>> No.16785837

>>16785832
That's just perfect. It is the responsibility of every momster to make her adopted son a real man and deal with his morning wood.

>> No.16785843

>>16785830
Of course anon. If they have someone is bad, but if they are free then I'd lick all over that mom while she's sleeping and attacking the daughter afterwards.

>> No.16785855

>>16785837
>That's what she tells herself, she thinks, as his third load continues spurting down her throat, puffing her cheeks out again, so much overflow that some drips out her nostrils
>Its a mother's duty to make sure his meaty, fat cock is attended to every morning until it's absolutely dry
>If he's having a bad reaction to the girtablilu venom she puts into all of his meals that results in him stuffing her throat with his manhood and cumming like a god damn fire hose, that's simply something she has a duty to tend to as well
>Even though she could just stop paying exuberant amounts of money to get that ingredient shipped and putting it in all of his foods
>No, she thinks, as he starts building up for his... what is it now, fourth? Fifth? By grabbing onto her hair and forcing her to gag as he pulls her to the base, this is definitely the right and correct way to handle this
>It's her duty as a momster, after all

>> No.16785858

>>16785843
Just be careful.
Don't want to get them pregnant before you graduate!

I'm certain that the teachers wouldn't be ready to deal with your momster informing them that you're the father.

>> No.16785859

>>16785822
Good man, momsters have really been growing on me lately too.

>> No.16785861

>>16785855
Sweet jesus

>> No.16785862

>>16785855
Hello boner.

>> No.16785863

>>16785855
Meh

>> No.16785865

>>16785858
She wouldn't be my momster, but my wife. And if they doubt it I would give her ass a good slap and grope to show that she is mine.
Her daughteru would have the baby bump going for her as well.

>> No.16785867

>>16785865
And everyone in the room knows you're just going to take them home and pound them like no tomorrow that night.

>> No.16785868

>>16785867
Poor daughteru wouldn't even be able to go to school because of her soreness.

>> No.16785869

>>16785855
That's hot. Momsters are truly heros for what they do.

>> No.16785875

>>16785865
>Anon is same age as adopted sister
>Has to do parent teacher conference with pregnant adopted momster.
>Teacher has to explain to momster and anon that anon and his adopted sister are getting too 'touchy feely'
>Momster pouts and asks anon why SHE isn't getting touchy feely with him.
>Cue anon groping momster in front of teacher.

>> No.16785880

>>16785875
This breaks the christmas cake hakutaku.

>> No.16785883

>>16785295
Gentle coffee shop owner Yeti who can hug your troubles away

>> No.16785885

>>16785880
Would the CC be flustered or would she be in sex mode and run as fast as she could to the lonely math teacher?

>> No.16785886

>all that LITERAL mommyfucking
Absolutely disgusting. You fags need serious help

>> No.16785888

>>16785880
>Anon now has a pregnant sister and pregnant teacher in class.
>All the other monster girls in class stare at him HARD when the teacher gives him a kiss on the cheek when he leaves.

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16785898

>>16785886
Motheru fucking discussions predate our time on /jp/ senpai.

>> No.16785901

>>16785885
Frustrated as hell.
>>16785886
>You fags need serious help
You're only just figuring this out now? And damn right I need help, sexual help from a momster.

>> No.16785902

>>16785898
Don't respond.

>tfw no adopted mommy grape snake

>> No.16785910

>>16785902
A big, thick grape snake is best momster.

>> No.16785915

>>16785902
>The intense internal struggle every morning when she makes your breakfast and looms over you from behind, venom dripping from her fangs as you cutely go about eating
>"Just one bite. One bite won't be so bad. One little bite! He probably won't even notice if its just one little bite. He's such a strong young man, one bite won't hurt him. Right?"

>> No.16785922

>>16785886
Yeah lets talk about fucking little girls instead

>> No.16785923

>>16785875
Would kiss to show my love.

>>16785886
I find mommyfucking kinda bad, that's why I would only prey on a monster's mommy (single)

>> No.16785924

>>16785910
With hips for years?

>>16785915
cute and lewd!

>> No.16785932

>>16785923
Adorable.

>>16785924
Hips that beg for kids.

>> No.16785935

>>16785924
>Hips for years?

>Run up to your adopted grape snake momster
>Hug her massive snek rumpus from behind, barely able to wrap your arms around her double-wide hips
>Bury your face against her fat lamia ass and squeeze affectionately
>Meanwhile you don't see her pupils dilating, drool coming out of her mouth and her breath coming in ragged as she struggles to not coil you up on the spot

>> No.16785936

>>16785932
The best kind of hips.

>> No.16785937

>>16785910
Hard to argue against that.

>> No.16785940

>>16785915
>"Uh, mom? I'm right here. I can hear everything you're saying."

>> No.16785943

>>16785935
It would be worth it. Even if I got graped.

>> No.16785946

>>16785902
>tfw no adopted daughter grape snake

>> No.16785947

>>16785946
Adopted mommy grape snake is better. Well to me atleast.

>> No.16785957

>>16785940
>"HAAaahaha! Onnne bite of cake for being such a good boy! Gotta have your energy for school, haha! Here let mommy just get it out of the refrigerator for you, just one bite my s-strong, smart little man!"
>Hands you a small slice of cake before giving you her usual hug before school
>A hug that always consists of shoving your head into her breasts, firmly squeezing you by your upper and lower back, and rubbing you up and down for about two or three minutes
>And her totally normal customary little whimpers and moans while doing so that she half-hazardly tries to disguise as saying 'have a great day' when you're pretty sure she's saying something else
>Mom's a real weirdo
>>16785943
I wholeheartedly agree.

>> No.16785958

I wonder what would the Pharaoh thinks if she stumble on posts by her subjects saying stuff like "I want to be bitten by a grapesnake!" and such.

>> No.16785959

>>16785915
>Stretch
>Tip your head back, reveal as much of your bare neck as possible.
>Trace your fingers along your neck as if tracing along the lines of a muscle ache
>Close eyes and wait
This works on all fanged girls, from the apophi to the vampires.

>> No.16785964

>>16785902
>no manticore momster to get nursing tailfucks from

>> No.16785966

>>16785957
But will you wake up to mommy grape snake under the covers with your cum dripping from her fangs? She can't hold back for too long.

>> No.16785970

>>16785958
Their wish is her command. Because then grape snake gets a husband and is no longer a threat. Hell maybe they'll even have a comfy fuck filled life together in a cave under the desert kingdom where the Pharaoh said she can stay.

>> No.16785982

>>16778643
But turgid is Bob's word.

>> No.16785988
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16785988

So I just had one of those 13-hour days and need comfy. Whaddya got?

>> No.16785991

>>16785966
>>16785959
>Wake up very early the next morning with a pain in your neck and a clouded mind
>Look down and see your grape snake momster going to town on your member
>globs of your man juice sticking to her face as she bobs up and down, feeling like heaven
>Mom's a weirdo, but she's a damn good weirdo

>> No.16785999

>>16785988
Kikis drinking tea.

>> No.16786005

>>16785988
Wendigos hugging stuffed animals

>> No.16786008
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16786008

>>16785988
Headpatting a good girl

>> No.16786013

>>16785988
Lazily laying on light-haired weresheep waifus as they bleat and baa while teasing tussles of your hair.

>> No.16786018

>>16785988
Not one, not two, but THREE legions of squishy flayers and the odd sparkle shog

>> No.16786023

>>16786018
>sparkle shog
So a Wurm with glitter and glue on?

>> No.16786027

>>16786008
I wanna give that loli a pie and stroke her hair.

>> No.16786029
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16786029

>>16785362

If I married Ran, I'd basically be Chen's stepfather. That seems like it would be a hurdle.

>"So uh... you like painting your nails, huh..?"
>"Your name means 'orange' in Chinese, right? Did you know there's a fruit named after that color?"
>"Hey, um... Chen, do you like puns?"

Meh I'll be fine.

>> No.16786031

Is the human brain programmed to identify monster girls with black sclera as perfect sexual mates?
That would explain why men are such sluts for black sclera

>> No.16786033

>>16786018
Flayer legion a cute. Would adopt 600 again.

>> No.16786034

>>16785988
A wan wan wolfu daughteru cuddle pile by a warm fire. Complete with whimpering, ear twitches and leg kicking.

>> No.16786036

>>16785999
Where even is the Kiki break room?
>>16786005
Are they little Wendis or big Wendis?
>>16786013
Sheep smell funny.
>>16786008
>>16786018
Anyway, thanks guys, appreciate it.

>> No.16786042

>>16786027
She's gonna follow you home

>> No.16786045
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16786045

How would a haughty monster girl, not limited to KC's setting, react to a surprise kiss?

>> No.16786048

>>16786042
Then she's going to get some cookies and milk while we watch cartoons.
She can even sit on my lap.

>> No.16786049

>>16786045
Kiss back to show who's boss.

>>16786036
Kiki break room is in the living room. They sit on the couch to rest while watching TV and sipping some tea.

>> No.16786055

>>16786023
No, a sparkle shog.
http://imgur.com/a/XwFAh

Wurms obviously go down the glow in the dark or brilliant incandescent route.

>> No.16786056

>>16786023
No, that would be a shiny Wurm.
A sparkle shog is a Shog someone split glitter all over and was unable to clean or remove it.

>> No.16786058

>>16786055
You've gone too far this time, Lisa Frank

>> No.16786060

>>16786049
Even the very proper head maids? I can see them saying serving master is their break time.

>> No.16786062

>>16786049
What if she's too stunned to kiss back?

>> No.16786069

>>16786045
I like the thought of a dragon not from kc's setting throwing me to the floor, calling me a worm and going all out with rough snu snu in retaliation to me daring to kiss her.

>> No.16786070

>>16786036
>Are they little Wendis or big Wendis?
A big Wendi hugging a little Wendi hugging a stuffed animal.

>> No.16786074

>>16786060
Well if Master is home then they would be serving or just relaxing with him. If not they just discuss daily things and watch a bit of TV.

>>16786062
As soon as you break the kiss you get a very surprised girl and the need to give an explanation for why you did that. Though you said not limited to KC's setting, so she would beat your shit, kick your head then spit at your wounds.

>> No.16786077

>>16786045
Some might see it as a challenge and will try to one up you. Other might go dere.

>> No.16786078

>>16786045
Depends on the girl, it can range anywhere from passing out to raping the man back
I'd prefer one who raped me back

>> No.16786079

>>16786070
D'aww.

>> No.16786085

>>16786034
Never had a fireplace, how far does the heat really reach?

>> No.16786088

>>16786074
>relaxing on the couch with your triplet Kiki maids as they just discuss their day and recent events
That actually sounds really comfy.

>> No.16786100

>>16786074
Probably not so extreme, but she surely wouldn't take well to it afterwards.

>> No.16786104

>>16786085
Quite far. Well for mine it did.

It's mega comfy.

>> No.16786114

>>16786100
Well I was thinking about a non KC Dragon so that might happen. But she might also call you interesting human which wins you the pussy.

>>16786088
I hope you are ready to hear all the gossips and news about all kinds of products.

>> No.16786118

>>16786070
Wendigo must be loved and fed Wendy's.

>> No.16786128

>>16786114
You'd certainly show a great amount of balls to steal a kiss from her when she can swat you and that tin can you call an armor against the wall with enough force to flatten you.
But if she takes an interest you may end up with even more troubles.

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16786146

>>16786036
>Sheep smell funny.
>he doesn't by his weresheep nice shampoos that will be soft on their wool and skin
I'd get them dome french pear and lemon verbana to start with, get a shower like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpS6N_ePfJU, and give them all a good scrubbing every night

>> No.16786148

>>16786128
I don't really think little dragons should be called troubles.

>> No.16786156

>>16786148
More like the one thing women do upon seeing a guy in a relationship happens.
Soon you'll have a bunch after you, trying to seduce you away before being shooed off by your waifu.

>> No.16786165

>>16786156
Ah, that thing where a dragon says that she got the best treasure in the world and then other dragons come to steal it only to find out that it's a human? And then they start fighting because they said it was a waste of time or try to steal you anyway?

Dragon life sure is hard. Remember to love your greedy dragon wife.

>> No.16786172

>>16786146
Washing sheep wool could be nice.

>> No.16786179

>>16786165
More like:
>Eh? She's with a human? Why?
>And she...is happy? Why? What makes him so great as to be by her side and make her smile?
>Would I be like that with him by my side? Surely he must have worth if he's already by her side afterall! I'll steal him away for myself and shatter her pride at the same time!
So pride, envy, and greed mixed to evil proportions. Women already do it in real life, they just lose all interest once he's single again.

>> No.16786184

>>16785902
Momdom is best dom

>> No.16786189

>>16786179
I guess that's true.

And you know, I believe that in MGE dragons would slowly lose a bit of their pride and haughtiness with each coming generation. Would explain why Dragonia is so happy too.

>> No.16786194

>>16786184
I agree. I'd love roleplay mommy dom with mah waifu.

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16786198

Ayy wheh cen i get sum uh dat hewmen dicc at?

>> No.16786225

>>16786198
W-Why?

>> No.16786230

>>16786198
delete this

>> No.16786232

>>16786198
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>> No.16786233

>>16786198
kill your self my dude

>> No.16786235

>>16786198
Isn't it Anubi who would be saying "we wuz kangs"?

>> No.16786236

>>16786189
Older Dragons must always look down at younger ones for having little to no pride and throwing what they do have away upon falling in love.
>You aren't Dragons. You're just female lizards.

>> No.16786240

>>16786235
You mean Pharaoh? Anubis was never kangz

>> No.16786244

>>16786236
Do you think she'd change her tune after seeing a romantic couples event where Dragons and their husbands dance in the royal courtyard?

>> No.16786245

>>16786236
The younger ones would remind her about that one relative who came back as a ZD after spending her whole life rejecting men.

>> No.16786247

>>16786240
Pharaohs are always being held back by Apophi and their racist reign.

>> No.16786255

>>16786236
Even dragon grannies use mere female lizard. Though I wouldn't resist teasing one from being so grumpy.

>Hey hey, you know that if you don't find a boyfriend you'll be lusting after anyone that shows up, right?

>>16786244
She would feel really lonely, but too stubborn to confess. That's why you gotta attack the dragons instead of letting them attack you.

>> No.16786258

>>16786255
So would you be the strapping young treasure hunter to sweep her off her feet?

>> No.16786259

>>16786247
Those evil grape devils. Always keeping the kangz down.

>> No.16786260

>>16786244
No.
Shecd just enjoy the event with her own husband, showing what a true Dragon who doesn't cast away their pride is before those female lizards and their husbands.

>> No.16786262

>>16786245
And now she's happy as can be and doesn't care what her frumpy surviving relative thinks!

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16786271

>>16786198
Weresheep dick only

>> No.16786273

>>16786258
I'd just mention around that there might be a big treasure ahead on the mountains and maybe that a horrible thing will happen if the village doesn't sacrifice a young virgin boy to the great mountain beast.

That's actually how waifu's father met her mother.

>> No.16786274

>>16786260
A golden scepter is not a husband no matter how much she pleasures herself with it.

>> No.16786279

>>16786271
Okay, I know you're trying to bait us.
But that pic is fucking hilarious.

>> No.16786280

>>16786255
>Turns out it was started by Dragons for Dragons as an insult to younger ones who have to hint of pride or just mindlessly rut all day instead of dating, enjoying a nap together, or stealing tons of gold together from local countries

>> No.16786283

>>16786271
Fuck off already

>> No.16786298

>>16786274
>"A golden scepter is not a husband no matter how much she pleasures herself with it."
>Dragon slaps you across the face
>"How dare you treat him in such a manner! He has a name you know!"
>Hi, I'm Frank."

>> No.16786304

all girls are better if they have a brown version:
y/n?

>> No.16786309

>>16786304
Maybe.
Brown Demon was glorious, but brown Wurm was okay.

>> No.16786313

>>16786304
Blue*

>> No.16786314

>>16786304
No, and I say this as a lover of brown girls. If all girls are brown, is it really that amazing anymore?

>> No.16786315

>>16786280
Eh, I can see it happening considering the profiles are basically an interview of a monster. Also, the one in there looks really I don't want to say Grumpy but yeah while even the Dragon Queen looks more friendly and up for a fuck.
Plus they do look down on others and are the most prideful that engage in fighting with other girls.

I love my waifu's species.

>> No.16786319

>>16786304
Yes!

>> No.16786322

>>16786304
I do love myself some tanned girls.

>> No.16786324

>>16786298
Ventriloquism does not make a stick of gold a person.
It really just screams of desperation.

>> No.16786333

>>16786315
The Queen may just be an elected position for them.
Or the one who triumphed over all others for the position was as simple as a Wurm.

I love Dragons when they are haughty and prideful, even when you're on top.

>> No.16786339

>>16786298
>"Hubby why is she talking to that staff"
>Don't stare, dear

>> No.16786340

>>16786324
Frank's right next to her though. He's even waving and stuffing his face with finger snacks.

>> No.16786343

>>16786340
>a man not named anon
Sounds like a hallucination to me

>> No.16786344

>>16786340
So who wants to tell the poor girl she's so desperate for the dick she's hallucinating?

>> No.16786348

>>16786343
>>16786344
I don't blame her. I myself have a dragon waifu.

>> No.16786352

>>16786344
>>16786343
Enough picking on the girl and her husband just because you married a female lizard with paper wings taped to her back.

>> No.16786353

>>16786348
Would you help an Ancient Dragon learn the difference between a cold metal scepter and raw dick?
Keep in mind that unlike humans,
dragons don't get weaker with age.

They get bigger and stronger and their beauty never fades.

>> No.16786354

>>16786348
She's a kindred spirit, she is.

>> No.16786359

>>16786304
I can't imagine a brown hellhound.

>> No.16786361

>>16786352
I'm married to a Demon anon.
I'll pick on her if it means getting her a real husband and not her hallucinations coupled with a glorified dildo.
Especially at a festival that reeks of Eros. My and my waifu are practically required to set up couples on a day like that.

>> No.16786363

>>16786348
>Anon has an imaginary waifu
>Dragon has an imaginary husbando
>They ended up waifu/husbanding one another across dimensions without lnowing the other exists
>No magical journey will happen to the Anon that will one day unite him with the Dragon

>> No.16786364

>>16786333
Still, for her to rule a palce full of dragon she must be quite good at everything. And I talked about the queen but I do remember two other dragon girls.

You have that cute blonde knight who seems like a bro that would tell you some fun stories at the tavern and the Dragon with the skirt that seemed like a great candidate for attacking from behind, giving her neck a few kisses, hugging her belly and slowly lifthing her skirt getting a grope of that ass. She seemed a bit embarrassed.

Though yes, I do like my dragons proud too, just not way too much.

>>16786353
Of course I would. That and many more such as the wonders of kisses and the warmth of a touch.

>>16786354
She must recieve more praises.

>> No.16786372

>>16786364
Moments when you temporarily break the haughty and embarrass her are utterly sweet.

>> No.16786373

>>16786304
No. Brown is fine as an oddity, but pale is infinitely superior.

>> No.16786374

>>16786363
That's how waifuism works.

>> No.16786380

>>16786361
>Dragon and her husband leave, offended
>Husband trips over a Wurm's tail
>Wurm wonders what hit her despite staring right at him
>Starts freaking out over the idea of it being a ghost

>> No.16786384

>>16785450
Is she bad enough to handle being filled with daugherus constantly?

>> No.16786385

>>16786363
>Ancient Dragon is used to her "husband" vanishing whenever she tries to touch him outside of her "scepter sessions".
>One day she meets anon and assumes the same.
Just imagine her face when she actually gets to touch his face.
She might start crying.

>> No.16786400
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16786400

What are lvl. 1 ezpz monstergirls in the MGE?

>> No.16786404

>>16786384
Remember that she is an undead, Anon. Filling her up might be easy but giving her daughteru is not. But if you really are up for the challange then yes, she is a really bad enough girl to handle it.

>>16786400
Slimes, Devil bugs and Mice.

>> No.16786405

>>16785594
Are you implying she isn't?
Keep in mind the moment you bite her bait,
she'll drag you into her car, snu snu your balls dry and then cook you a wonderful homemade meal.

>> No.16786406

>>16786400
Zombie girls

>> No.16786411

>>16786372
Yep. I like my girl to the point where when she is alone with me she just gives in and does her best make me cum a lot while being a gentle dom. Sure, I would definitely dominate her once in a while but it just makes the revenge sex better.

>> No.16786413

>>16786400
There are no 'levels' or experience points in MGE as it is not an RPG setting.

>> No.16786415

>>16786400
Slime

>> No.16786416

>>16786400
Manticores, they're really weak. Have you ever seen someone get raped by a Manticore? Didn't think so.

Really they're harmless, go take a swing at them.

>> No.16786418

>>16786404
>>16786400

Even the mice are dangerous in large numbers. Don't ever underestimate a monster.

>> No.16786419

>>16786404
In that case i am gonna give her so many mating presses and furious cuddling sessions that she will walk sore every morning!

>> No.16786420

>>16786405
Oh geez, I'd probably walk by sweating every time she flexed while showing off her food
muscle mimics are scary

>> No.16786422

>>16786413
KC comfirmed that it pretty much is like an RPG. He said it after automaton was released, but I don't really remember where.

>> No.16786423

>>16786400
iirc most monstergirls could easily beat anyone but heroes if they tried so its kinda silly to think there's any levels or anything

>> No.16786426

>>16786422
Then show me the system.

>> No.16786427

>>16786426
inb4 GURPS

>> No.16786430

>>16786427
I'm hoping fate, although a DnD based one is more likely.
I'm hoping 3.5, although a d100 Warhammer one would be fitting.

>> No.16786432

>>16786422
I believe that was referring to the way the world is set out like an rpg rather than the mechanics of it.

>> No.16786436

>>16786422
It's not an actual RPG. I always think its stupid to view it as such given how many things are taken over by sex.
Its not like you have a 'horniness resist' stat or some dumb stuff like that. Same way how a Slime could get lucky and just happen to melt the armor of a supposedly powerful hero. If its an RPG its just dumb number crunching and limits the kind of stuff you can imagine.

>> No.16786438

>>16786420
Not to mention her basic clothing is a tube top so she can show off her muscles and her impressive chest.

>> No.16786439

>>16786430
I'm hoping none at all.

>> No.16786445

>>16786436
Imagine fucking a girl and out of nowhere a level up screen pops up for you to allocate your points.

Just like my Isekai novels.

>> No.16786447

>>16786438
pls no, I can't handle her smug flexing and malevolent stares at my crotch

>> No.16786448

>>16786445
>Yo girl, you think I should throw something in charisma or strength?

>> No.16786451

>>16786438

Bonus points if she's a couple years older than you.

>>16786448

Anything but dex.

>> No.16786453

>>16786445
Bleeaugh.
>>16786447
She's gonna use her beefy arms to lock you in her booby-trap.

>> No.16786454

>>16786432
>the MGE is not a realistic medieval fantasy, but more of a "RPG-like" fantasy world
Here it is. Yeah, the world is set out like an RPG meaning that you should go for the weak ones first and grow. Good luck grinding!

>> No.16786456

>>16786454
That does't mean it's levels and experience points and other such /tg/ / /v/ autism though, just the kind of fantastical setting of it all

>> No.16786457

>>16786451
no shit I'm not putting it in dex.
Strength build mother fuckers.
All smashing.

>> No.16786458

>>16786448
>"A-anon, harder!"
Strength it is.

>> No.16786460
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16786460

>you will never join a party with a flirty Holstaur mage who seems to die halfway through the adventure
>only to come back as a powerful lich later on

>> No.16786461

>>16786453
I accept this now

>> No.16786462
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>>16786453

Booby-traps are crafty tricks by deceptively clever girls.

>> No.16786466

>>16786457
>>16786458

Strength requires a patient and creative mind. It's all about fake-outs and baiting, and damn does it feel good when it works.

>> No.16786467

>>16786461
No, really, lock you in there. He tube top has a little lock mechanism that she quickly unfastens, shoves your face between her massive tits, then recloses and locks. You're stuck there now until she decides to release you, grinning a smug shark-toothed smile down as she teases you for being such a gullible muscle slut.
Maybe you'll manage to slip out if she works out and some sweat builds up, but for now just take in the smell of her skin as she proudly mashes her tits together with her powerful arms to smother your head further.

>> No.16786468

So if it's an RPG. What's the best stat to max out? Considering the way you'd like to go about in the MGE universe.

>> No.16786469

>>16786445
This is retarded and I love it. May I steal it for use in something later?

>> No.16786471

>>16786456
Of course not, that would be retarted. Imagine screaming attack names to monsters and saying that you are a higher level than them.
But you can still lift and train, fighting weak monsters to the point where you can fight stronger ones no problem.

>> No.16786472

>>16786467
What happens when I get erect from her abs rubbing on my crotch

>> No.16786475

>>16786469
Sure, go ahead.

>> No.16786476

>>16786468
Con and Wisdom
Outlast every girl.

EVER GIRL

>> No.16786479

>>16786416
>t. manticore

>> No.16786481

>>16786468
Stamina, you're going to need it when you get caught.

>> No.16786483

>>16786468
Stamina/con and Str

Pound hard and outlast her

>> No.16786484

Friendly reminder to be a good pet for your waifu and let her sit on your face.
Husbands make nice seats!

>> No.16786486

>>16786468

Spam strength until it starts enforcing diminishing returns. Then do whatever the stamina equivalent is called, if it exists. Then health/constitution/vitality etc.

>> No.16786487

>>16786468
The forbidden stat and strength. Maybe int too.

>> No.16786488

>>16786472
Then her grin turns even more smug and malicious as she rips off your pants and grinds her abs against your manhood even harder. Talking the whole time about how you're so dimwitted for falling for her traps and that she'll lock you away for even longer if you keep this up, her powerful arms wrapped around you in a bear hug, flexing as they rub you up and down to get you off on her abs. Which would probably just spur her on to put you into other sort of 'lock' positions, like a thigh job headlock, an amazon position cross lock, and a reverse lotus leglock. You gon get locked!

>> No.16786491

>>16786468
Boooo

>> No.16786492

>>16786488
And when I tell her this was part of my plan?

>> No.16786504

>>16786468
I don't really know about RPG stats.

What stats do I go into to become the cutest house husband I possibly can be?

>> No.16786505

>>16786492
Prepare your pelvis for sexual annihilation.
There will be kissing. With tongue.

>> No.16786507

>>16786487

I liked when quality wasn't seen as one of the only viable options. It feels a lot less unique at this point.

>>16786504

Wisdom probably has the most to do with empathy and social awareness (this includes marital).

>> No.16786508

>>16786456
>That does't mean it's levels and experience points
Not explicitly, but there's probably something what xp, levels and stats represent in non-hipster fantasy rpgs, as in those who keep fighting will over time get superhumanly powerful and skilled.

>> No.16786513

>>16786492
Then you're blessed with but a moment of a shocked blush of confusion as she purses her lips and realizes what you mean by that before she lunges at you and lip locks, tongue locks, nearly breaks your back with her arm-locks, leglocks and locks her heart with yours.

>> No.16786515

>Ask thread if they know petite MGs
>Get nothing
>Try it on booru
>1st entry is that fucking Squirrel

It's not fair...I used to have to deal with Red Squirrels.

Which are like the super villains of the squirrel world.

>> No.16786516

>>16786508
That's stupid and unnecessary.

>> No.16786518

>>16786508
I think it's just people normally training and getting stronger or getting divine blessings, no actual stats or things like that. It's not meant to be a game.

>> No.16786520

>>16786507
Then I'll be maxing out wisdom.

>> No.16786524

>>16786515

Ratatoskr is too damn cute for her own good. She needs someone to shield her from this cruel world. Someone like me.

>> No.16786526

>>16786516
How else would you explain anyone being able to defeat even a lizardman in single combat and fullfill the requirement for a marriage if humans can't go beyond what a real human is capable of? People might forget because Lizardman is low tier compared to something like a Dragon, but they're probably still superhuman to atleast some degree.

>> No.16786527

>>16786515
But anon, Ratas have tails so big and fluffy you can use them as beds.

>> No.16786532

>>16786524
What flavor/size/shape of Ratatoskr would you like?

>> No.16786540
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Could you just defeat every MG you see with Demon Silver weapons for XP?

I mean the worst you're doing is making them horny and incapable of running about, which would likely end with them masturbating and attracting the attention of potential male travelers investigating lewd noises.

Literally no down sides.

>> No.16786542

>>16786507
He did say considering the way I'd like to go and I would probably go with dex/agi/int. Strength and Endurance would be secondaries while the other ones get a few points.

Gotta devise plan to steal all the treasures including waifu's.

>> No.16786543

>>16786532
>flavor/size/shape
Red, 7-10ft, Curvy

>> No.16786549

>>16786532
Shortstack with white fur/hair and a ponytail.

>> No.16786550

>>16786532

I'm a sucker for shortstacks but honestly, anything is fine. I'm positive I'd love her just as much regardless.

>> No.16786552

>>16786543
That's a big damn squirrel!
Just think of the size of her tail! And hips!
>>16786549
Ah, the rare white squirrel. What kind of personality?
>>16786550
How would you shield her from the world? Lots of tail brushing, I assume.

>> No.16786553

>>16786532
Tubby, smug cuddle bug

>> No.16786554

>>16786526
Yeah, people forget that getting strong is a thing in this and that you can in fact beat monster girls if you don't focus on fucking the first girl you see. An example of this is that Baphos look for onii-chans that are stronger than them.

>Oh but why would you fight if you can fuck?
Ask lizardmen, sallies and fire mice.

>> No.16786555

>>16786542

Yeah I'm not knocking you for your choice. I was just reminded of a different time.

>> No.16786558

>>16786549
So you want to wake up with her tits around your dick, her mouth around the tip, and her hands fondling your nuts?

>> No.16786562

Who here has the tallest waifu?

Who has the shortest waifu?

>> No.16786565

>>16786554
You can do that without having to have levels or think about someone consciously deciding on what dumb stat they want to increase.

>> No.16786566

>>16786555
Times where dex wasn't a meme stat?

>>16786562
>Tallest waifu
Blue tower.

>> No.16786568

>>16786526
This. Obviously there are levels or how would any of the combatitive girls find their ideal mate? I bet Heroes work on a level system. I bet there's even a magic that quantifies their abilities in a handy holographic screen.

I bet when they attack they shout move names and it comes out like『This』.

>> No.16786571

>>16786562
Baronness Demonfag's waifu is like 10 feet tall

>> No.16786581

>>16786468
whatever lets me be a rogueish spellsword

>> No.16786586

>>16786526
We'd probably get our ass kicked by a Lizardmen.

Would be cute to see her haughty reactions afterwards. The broken nose is worth it.

>> No.16786592

>>16786532
This >>16786543 but she's extremely timid and needs a lot of pampering and is a big old scardey squirrel

>> No.16786593

>>16786565
I know, but even so people still say that monster girls are unbeatable because you can't get stronger or smarter.

>> No.16786594

>>16786562
>tallest
Baroness Demonfags

>shortest
If daughterus count as waifus then KDFs daughter. I don't know how tall Gazerfag's waifu is so maybe her.

>ywn a height comparison of waifufags and their waifus

>> No.16786595

>>16786532
Loli with fluffiest tail

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>>16786552
>What kind of personality?
Yandere.
>>16786558
Damn straight.

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>>16786532
Apparently super villain.

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Reminder that Monster Girls are literally just the original monsters turned into girls.

Which means humans can defeat them, because if humans couldn't regular ass monsters would have wiped humanity out long before the monster girl thing could have happened.

Just because a Red Lizalfos turned into a Salamander doesn't magically make them stronger or better at fighting.

Unless it's sex battle. They got a pretty big leg up in that department.

>> No.16786609

>>16786594
>Baroness Demonfags

Why the baroness? Sorry i'm not caught up.

>>ywn a height comparison of waifufags and their waifus

My waifu is about 8 inches taller than me. I think it's cute.

>> No.16786611

>>16786609
>Why the baroness?
She's giant.

>> No.16786615

>>16786600
I'd dare you to say you could tolerate the vile things after red squirrels invade your property.

They're the type of evil you put down with an air rifle or a shotgun.

>> No.16786617
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16786617

How convenient would be to have a summoner (Class) demon wife? as in the ability to call lesser servants or have hammerspace storage in her pocket dimension

>> No.16786619

>>16786611
Oh yeah. 10ft wasn't it?

>> No.16786621

>>16786619
If I'm remembering correctly.

>> No.16786623

>>16786609
Why is she so tall or why is she a baroness?
She's so tall because he's a giant himself and likes the idea of being short or something iirc
She's a baroness cause she's a general or something and owns a castle and stuff

>> No.16786632

>>16786623
>She's a baroness cause she's a general or something and owns a castle and stuff

That's pretty awesome. Guess Demonfag lives a good life.

>> No.16786634

>>16786597
So after you pump it down her throat you want her to mount you and nibble your neck while whispering that your dick belongs to her and none of the whores are going to take you from her because she's going to fuck her scent into you all night long?

>> No.16786635

>>16786615
Nothing peanut butter won't fix when used creatively.

The best rodent bait.

>> No.16786640

>>16786606
Well, humans could've hidden and be very secluded. Trying to avoid monster girls at all costs.

I dunno, it doesn't really bother me. I like the idea of stronk MGs though.

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>>16786619
9ft 9 actually, but who's counting.
I'm surprised there aren't some people with taller, like a huge gigantes or cyclops or something.
>>16786623
>>16786632
It's groovy mane.
>>16786617
I imagine mine going into that route a little bit. Moreso mesmer/illusionist stuff with some psionic stuff although I'm painfully undereducated in D&D mechanics and such.

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>>16786648
>gigantes
maybe

>> No.16786655

>>16786635
If only you knew anon how useless that endeavor is anon.

If only you knew.

>> No.16786658

>>16786640
Nope. Humans killed monsters before too but now they have an excuse to not do it that much anymore. Since monster girls don't kill they don't really fight with their life on the line and it becomes pretty easy to turn the tables if you grant them eternal happiness.

>> No.16786659

>>16786606
>because if humans couldn't regular ass monsters would have wiped humanity out long before the monster girl thing could have happened.
You realize that that was literally the entire point of their existence, right?
When humanity becomes too strong, the monsters sweep in and wipe them out, and when their numbers have been thinned enough, the Chief God blesses someone as a hero to slay the DL, and then the monsters have to thin their own numbers out fighting for the position.
And then the cycle repeats so the humans can never gain too much power.

>> No.16786660

>>16786562
My waifu's 5'6" so I guess that'd put me somewhere in the middle.

>> No.16786663

>>16786552

>How would you shield her from the world? Lots of tail brushing, I assume.

I just thought it sounded like an amusing thing to say, honestly. But yeah, I'd like her to be happy, to know someone gives a shit about her, to know that she matters, that she has someone who will do anything to make it work, someone to share both joys and sorrows.

It sounds vague and rudimentary because it is. I haven't put a great deal of thought into this, just feeling.

>> No.16786664

>>16786600
More edits when?

>> No.16786665

>>16786651
That's a cute

>> No.16786671

>>16786659
Wasn't Chief God the jerk that left humans when they became too strong and let the monsters wipe things out? CG just helps the losing side.

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>>16786648
I want to protect a demon smile! and pound her blueberry sweet womb nonstop every night

>> No.16786674

>>16786600

That red tint works really well for her.

>> No.16786685

>>16786673
Then thou art mine nigga. The sincerest expression of a Demon's love is through her crosseyed tongue-hanging ahegao!

>> No.16786691

>>16786651
>6'1 vs 5'11

>> No.16786700

>>16786665
as a connisieur of big girls even i doubt my ability to handle that much girl

>> No.16786702

>>16786634
I'd swell he belly with tons if baby batter.

>> No.16786705

>>16786634
>>16786702
her*
tons of*
I'm a mess.

>> No.16786707

>>16786685
Depends

Who is the one getting ahegao'ed?

>> No.16786708

>>16786673
This guy gets it.
The best part of sex with a Demon is the cute look on her face when you cuddle her afterwards.

>> No.16786715

>>16786707
Sign that contract if you wanna find out, big boy!
>>16786708
Can give official confirmation, Demon afterglow is fantastic. Soft kisses and staring into each others' souls couldn't possibly be any better.

>> No.16786718

>>16786700
I can try Anon.

>> No.16786720

>>16786715
Only if that contract states she will get ALL the daugherus

and i mean each single one

>> No.16786723

>>16786715
Especially if it's after cosplay sex and you get to see her normal skintone creep back in as she finishes and collapses on top of you.
That dazed-yet-pleasured smile is the best.

>> No.16786727

>>16786718
i would as well, but it wont be easy

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>>16786720
Then sign on the line, stud. You got a lot of daughteru makin ahead of you. Pro tip from one to another: Learn to love the spadetail early on.
>>16786723
For me its at the culmination of all the various layers of latex and bindings coming off at the end of hours of bondage sex. Going from something so restrictive and intense to something so blissful and open and free moving is just sublime. Breaking out some nice scented candles and some body lotion to soothe each other off? Unf. Priceless, mane. The heights of pleasure and temptation right there is seeing that satisfied knowing smile.

>> No.16786746

>>16786739
Poor little intern.

He's about to get BLUE BERRIED

>> No.16786749

>>16786727
She looks like a sweet girl, it's probably easy.
>>16786746
>BLUE BERRIED

Ah my third favorite MGC publication.

>> No.16786753

>>16786749
This, I bet you get five pumps into it and she's already begging you to go easy on her.
Quickshot gigantes girl a cute.

>> No.16786757

>>16786739
>>16786746
>He's not even that short
>He's 5'11"

>> No.16786758

>>16786664
It started out more white/gray if you want those with varying fur dark/lightness.

http://imgur.com/a/EZCPZ/layout/grid

Doubt I'll do more since It was mainly just a test run to see If i could still meddle around PS after not touching it for a while and getting an itch from seeing someone else doing color edits recently.

>> No.16786759

>>16786739
So you want to see your waifu unbuckle her dominatrix gear and let her skin breathe?
I bet you're gonna want her to carry you to the shower to wash the sweat away from a long night of ball draining sex.

>> No.16786766

>>16786753
I bet she's never even seen a guy's thing before.

>> No.16786769

>>16786758
>someone else doing color edits recently.
That was demonfag I think, he said he was going to do more of them and had a list of stuff to do.

>> No.16786771

>>16786671
A former CG was the one that made monsters in the first place, and specifically programmed them to genocide humanity.
The point is that the CG doesn't want humanity to be strong. It presumably has something to do with the missing ancient civilization the Automatons are from.

>> No.16786774

Any good Order stories? No HFY, but something that atleast portrays the Order vs Demon Lord stuff.

>> No.16786775

>>16786565
Like I originally said in >>16786508 it's not that there are levels or stats, but rather "getting powerful" doesn't work on the same logic it would in real life. Limits that exist for human ability in reality not existing, people who would be considered PCs and represented with high level, IF it was an RPG, moving at "he's fast!"-speeds, conjuring unlimited cosmic power, walking off not immediedly lethal injuries as just a flesh wound, and so on.

That's what I imagine working like an rpg setting would mean, there's no stats or xp or abstractions like that, but what those things roughly represent in an rpg is happening naturally in the internal reality of the setting.

>> No.16786776

>>16786758
Those squirrels look wonderful.

>> No.16786780

>>16786774
I can think of one, but I don't remember the name.

>> No.16786782

>>16786758
>from seeing someone else doing color edits recently
Howdy! You look like you got a much better method than mine, I'm mostly just fuckin around and stumbling on crude stitching selections in paint.net.
>>16786769
I think I have the albino anubis one to try still, but I'm open to other suggestions.
>>16786759
Buckle by agonizing buckle as it comes off, inch by luscious inch getting revealed as the accumulated sweat and steam pours off of her. My legs giving off falling into her to catch me, both of us laughing at how crazy we were getting before she drags us both into the grand bath for some sweet mutual washing in the tub. Baaah, its too perfect, the thought of kissing and wiping down her body after that as she idly sucks on my fingers or turns to interrupt me with a long make out session. Too damn good.
I'm sure a similar experience with yourself as you peel off your waifu's cosplay and get her right and proper back into her 'natural state'.

>> No.16786791

>>16786782
It's mainly me princess carrying her to the shower to help scrub off the sweat and any stray cum she couldn't get to.
It's a surprisingly innocent thing.
Afterwards she'll slip into her baggy soft pajamas and cuddle up against me.

>> No.16786798
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Make way, it's a Panda Celebrity!

>> No.16786799

>>16786791
You know what I want?
I big, muscled succubus (I'm talking 9-10ft) who has big, cute pajamas.

>> No.16786801

>>16786791
Similar yet reversed in a way then. Curious as always. But lovely to hear.
>spoiler
One thing I certainly miss not having since I think of mine existing in a non-modern setting.

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>>16786594
Well there's this and it was made to be somewhat accurate. Miiafag is 6'1" for scale.

>> No.16786806

>>16786782
>I think I have the albino anubis one to try still, but I'm open to other suggestions.
Albino Anubis sounds great.

Since you're taking suggestions though, maybe a brown baphomet with blonde hair to make her look like a gyaru?

>> No.16786808

How would a monster react when the man they love is suicidal?

>> No.16786809

>>16786774
Have you checked Losenis'? So far it had points of view from both the Order and from the monsters. It's the story involving the steelim, though.

>> No.16786810

>>16786804
I still can't get over how three of the biggest waifufags we had are all Liam-looking motherfuckers.

>> No.16786814

>>16786806
Could probably do that since her hair is light to begin with. Though do you know if there's a higher rez profile image of her than the one on the actual profile page?

>> No.16786820

>>16786810
Liam?

>> No.16786823

>>16786808
They'd have a Lich on standby for when that loser finally kills himself.

>> No.16786824

>>16786808
Engage Healing Mode.

>> No.16786826

>>16786820
Oh god people are already forgetting Liam.
From the Super Best Friends anon.
The weeb of the group.

>> No.16786829

>>16786810
I don't feel like it's an extremely accurate comparison but at least in my case people consistently make that and similar comparisons.
At least none of us are Canadian.

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>>16786814
I think the profile is as high res as it gets. I'm surprised there hasn't been an enty update for her though considering how much KC loves goat pussy.

>> No.16786837

>>16786808
Do it faget

>> No.16786840

>>16786830
Fair enough, I'll give it a pass on the weekend then. Though if the NSA busts down my door and I lose my license over doing recolors of a fictional loli species, Imma find you and mess you up.

>> No.16786847
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>>16786808
Will-o-Wisp doesn't care, his soul is his anyway. Forever.

>> No.16786849

>>16786826
He was the furthest thing from a weeb.

>> No.16786853

>>16786847
>his soul is his
Is hers even.

>> No.16786860

>>16786840
Why would the Nice Squirrel Agency mind that you're recoloring lolis? If anything they would send you one of their workers with a letter complementing your tastes.

Thanks for giving it a shot.

>> No.16786861

>>16786847
Fat ass and thighs.

>> No.16786879

>>16786782
Nothing really fancy on my end. I have started trying to touch up/maintain some of the highlights/blush on skin though.

>Albino anubis
God speed if you commit to that.
Black to anything else is shit. Shiiiiiiit

>> No.16786880

>>16786879
Ain't it the truth. But we'll see if I can frankenstein it. Best of luck on your stuff too!

>> No.16786890

>>16786739
Of course i love tails! i will gently stroke and rub it after i am done pumping her full

>> No.16786955

So, who else here would go hotblooded muscle mage and fight for justice in the land of monster girls?

>> No.16786959

>>16786955
I'd rather just settle down and become a cute house husband.

>> No.16786968

>>16786959
Nothing wrong with that.
You'd be as free to do that just as I'm free to go out and engage in hotblooded adventures.

>> No.16786971

>>16786955
I'd rather end up like a Yakuza protagonist. Muscle mage just seems boring.

>> No.16786973

>>16786968
Of course. Definitely sounds exciting.

>> No.16786986

>>16786971
That could be good.
A tall, brooding but tough man with a sense of justice?

>>16786973
That it would be.
May even learn a little lewd magic to punish girls who've been extra bad, or just move with order folks I find unjust.

>> No.16786990

>>16786986
>A tall, brooding but tough man with a sense of justice?
Yes, this is what I want.

>> No.16787000

>>16786990
I bet you'd get all the 'dark' girls swooning.

>> No.16787003

>>16786955
>Muscle mage
My brother of African American descent.
It would also be great if I brought along my spellsword waifu with me for comfy adventures along the countryside and exploring spooky dungeons.

>> No.16787005

>>16787000
But evil girls are scary, especially ones with eyepatches.

>> No.16787020

>>16787000
What if you catch the interest of an ANCIENT EVIL?

>> No.16787021

>>16786955
>>16786959
I believe that you need a good balance of adventure and peaceful family life
Maybe go on a long journey with your waifu and then settle down when she gets pregnant
You could also open up a dojo and let fighters come to you so you can enjoy a stable home and still get epic battles

And if you're into adventuring or don't want to spend the time to train you can just be a cheerleader for your wife

>> No.16787023

>>16787003
That would be good as well.
Although I'd probably stay single for a while just so I could explore to my heart's content.

>>16787005
Well, if he's going to be a big, tough guy of dubious morality then he's going to be rolling in those girls.

>> No.16787031

>>16787021
Well. I'd definitely go adventuring, it would be part of her work sometimes. Although I don't want to fight or battle or anything.

>> No.16787037

>>16787023
But what if he just wants to live a peaceful life raising orphaned monster girls?

>> No.16787044

>>16782446
>self insert powertrip fanfiction
I never really thought of it but you know....

>> No.16787047

>>16787037
Then he gets the opposite girls who are kind, good souls that want to help and marry him.

Eros will probably be throwing houris at him.

>> No.16787051

>>16787047
Those girls are going to be sad when they find out he lacks a sex drive.

>> No.16787052

>>16787023
>I'd probably stay single for a while
You'd be attracting all sorts of monster girls. It's a quick path to becoming husbando'd if you aren't strong enough to fend them off. More of a reason to train up, I'd suppose.

>> No.16787065

>>16787051
Thats just an extra challenge.

>>16787052
Exactly.
Granted, I'm a bit of a haremfag (no more than four wives) but I'd certainly do my best to get as strong as I could while doing go throughout the land.

>> No.16787086

>>16787031
Do your best to cheer her on and help her rest
I hope you know how to gather food and cook on the go

>> No.16787100

>>16787086
I'd give her the best relaxation massages after a long day of traveling and I'd be there to support her all the way.

I'd like to think I'd be good at and gain the skill of being good at gavering and cooking am on the go. The perks of being a house husband.

>> No.16787102 [SPOILER] 
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Who's the most bro monster girl?

No Alps, and don't you dare say you weren't thinking it you son of a triscuit.

>> No.16787108

>>16787102
Alps.

>> No.16787115

>>16787102
Lizardmen and Salamanders
Salamanders would be annoying by always asking you to go run and workout with her

>> No.16787116

>>16787102
Alps are girly girls.

Best bro MG would be a Hellhound or a Salamander. Some girl like that, but those girls are scary.

>> No.16787117
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Shog

>> No.16787120

>>16787117
Is for marrying. She looks so cute in a wedding dress. Always remember to marry your maids anons!

>> No.16787123

>>16787117
Can shogs even have normal weddings?

>> No.16787127

>>16787102
What you mean like acts most like a dudebro? Maybe hellhounds, or ogers, something like that.
As in generally nice people? All of them under separate circumstances.

>> No.16787137

>>16787102
Wolfus.

>> No.16787142

>>16787102
canids are your best friend probably followed by lizards/salamander, then minotaurs and other genki MGs

>> No.16787145

Does anyone have any stories that feature casual lewdness, and if not, what girl would you recommend as best for that.

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>>16787145
>casual lewdness
The fuck is that?
Mad Hatter?

>> No.16787165

>>16786808
Tie him up to the bed or something along those lines, and then proceed to fuck the suicidal thoughts out of him.

>> No.16787171

>>16787117
Beautiful

>> No.16787173

>>16787117
Where are all these wedding dress pics coming from? They're nice.

>> No.16787181

>>16787117
And suddenly, I'm imagining hearing her cooing a soft song in her sleep in her native tongue...

>> No.16787192

>>16787145
>casual lewdness
Explain.

>> No.16787194
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16787194

I heart wife!

>> No.16787200

>>16787173
Ace from /monster/, same guy who commissioned all the raiju headpats.

>> No.16787201

>>16787173
Ace from /monster/. He is done with raiju headpatting and moved to wedding dresses. Now you have to hate them too

>> No.16787204

>>16787123
Maybe, maybe not. Regardless, she wouldn't need to worry about buying a wedding dress; she could just make one herself using her body. Hell, she'd probably end up making your tux using her body as well. And when the vows are made, the two merge together or something along those lines; you know, adding their own little twist on the traditional wedding.

>> No.16787210

>>16787117
Worst maid, worst writefag namesake

Gb2 Antarctica

>> No.16787220

>>16787194
That's a cute wife! Not as cute as mine, though!

>> No.16787223

>>16787161
>>16787192
Exactly what it sounds like. Anything from doing lewd things with a monster while one of you does something else, or doing lewd things with little to no build up, a monster offering to let anon jerk off to her ass to try and tempt him, stuff like that.

>> No.16787227

>>16787220
>two waifufags squaring up to each other in overly stylized animation and poses

>> No.16787248
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>get adopted by an ancient evil monster girl that wants to raise you into a ruthless Dark Overlord
>unfortunately for her, every attempt at setting you down the path of darkness is thwarted by your childish innocence
>what's worse is when she has a startling realization months later
>nursing you when you're home sick, tucking you in every night with a kiss on the forehead, cheering you on at your sports games
>she hasn't been corrupting you, you've been purifying her
>determined not to be lead around by you anymore, she decides to pull out one last tactic
>you wake up in the middle of the night, pinned to your bed by your momster's thicc body
>she has a slightly deranged look in her eyes as she say "Well well, my defiant little child. You've managed to resist my every attempt to make you fall, but I'll get you this time. I wonder how your young mind will handle doing 'adult' things with your own mother! I'll ruin you for any other woman!"
>tell her you're happy because you don't want another woman
>you'll never see a woman heart-pupil harder than she does after hearing that
>the rest of the night is spent with your momster trying to lovingly milk every last drop of semen from you, letting nothing escape her

>> No.16787262

>>16787248
>Meanwhile the Order Paladin's shrug.
>"Huh, that was easy."
>The Order defeats the Demon Lord by giving her a cute little brother

>> No.16787264

>>16787248
Gorgon is best medusa.

>> No.16787267

>>16787248
This is why momsters a perfect.

She'll milk you at night but I'm the day pack you a sandwich with the crusts cut off.

>> No.16787269

>>16787248
That's when you hit her with the ultimate finishing sealing move
Ask her if she can still always be 'mom' to you

>> No.16787287

>>16787248
I want a mommy like this.

>> No.16787290

>>16787262
The Demon Lord is married.

>> No.16787291

>>16787248
That's fuckin adorable
>>16787267
This. I want a chapter two where she brings his lunch to school because he forgot it at home and subsequently terrifies the rest of the school

>> No.16787309

>>16787290
Monster girls can't resist the shota.

>> No.16787310

>>16787290
Permanent shotafication potion!

>> No.16787318

>>16787309
I was just imagining that "the Jews fear the samurai" image but with a shota anon saying 'The monsters fear the otouto'

>> No.16787323

>>16787309
>>16787310
I'm okay with /ss/ and all, but you two fail to understand that MGE girls don't do that NTR thing.

>> No.16787330

>>16787323
>Trusting women
My sides.

>> No.16787332

>>16787330
i learned from xfiles
trust no one

>> No.16787335

>>16787248
I can see her nosebleed, heartpupil, kyaaaing face now.

>> No.16787339

>>16787332
Especially don't trust yourself.

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>>16787323
The only monster that even remotely comes close to cuckolding is the Bicorn, and at that point it's more like sharing

>> No.16787348

>>16787343
I thought I seen someone say Beelzebubs do the cuckqueen thing too.

>> No.16787354

>>16787348
There's nothing that says that in their profile.

>> No.16787357
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Shortstacks are for tender cuddling or rough breeding?

>> No.16787358

>>16787357
Exactly

>> No.16787359

>>16787343
I want to spoil a pair of oppai loli kitsune twins

>> No.16787361

>>16787348
Pretty sure that ended up being a meme that people thought was real, no one's been able to provide a source for it other than "one of the world guides or something."

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>>16787361
Unsourced claims? In my /mgt/? It's more likely than you think.

>> No.16787372

>>16787363
I want to ask my definitely-young-and-hip-and-not-ticking-away-on-her-biological-clock Kraken Onee-san on a practice date for if I ever find a girl I really like! Also she's definitely not yandere for me!

>> No.16787375

>>16787357
Yes.

>> No.16787376

>>16787348
That's just one Anon's foolish head-canon. Beelzebub are the kinds of girls who go after guys who aren't really into the personal hygiene department. It'd be like one of those generic doujins where she's not even into you on a logical, understanding level. It's more like the smell of your sweat and body fluids are so overpowering that next thing you know after a romp on the gridiron field you hear the buzzing of wings.

Followed by a Beelzebub clamping onto your shoulder going "Say, Anon, don't you just wanna throw me against the wall of our little love stall and show me a real man's weapon? I'll even let you shove and grind your balls in my little Beelze-face along with your boxers until it reeks like dick. Don't try to hide it, you know you love me!"

With you replying "No way fag"

>> No.16787384

>>16787357
Tender breeding.

>> No.16787391

>>16787357
For tender breeding that leaves them near constantly pregnant with triplets.

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>okaas
>onees
>imoutos
I'd like a wife.

>> No.16787401

>>16787393
Good news, you can make all of the above your wife.

Sister-wives are the best.

>> No.16787408

>>16787393
Sounds like you have three already

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>>16787363
I want to do so many unspeakable things with krakens that it's not even funny.

>> No.16787416

>>16787393
I'm going to have Ran as my wife!

>> No.16787419

>>16787376
Beelzebubs are actually pretty decent girls. By having one around you, you're presented with more and more wealth no matter how much you consume. They're essentially a money tree, perfect for the NEET lifestyle.

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>>16787416
Too late!

>> No.16787425

>>16787411
>[Kraken fingering herself intensifies]
What kind of stuff would you do to a Kraken?

>> No.16787433

>>16787401
But I want a normal wife, without all those weird backstories or set-ups.

>> No.16787436

>>16787422
Look at this guy camping the portal, what a loser. What am I even going to do now?

>> No.16787443

>>16787425
Way too much stuff to list at this time of night but most of them are things I want a Kraken to do to me if I was to be more accurate.

One thing I will say though, ink lubricated paizuri.

>> No.16787449

>>16787436
Take comfort in the fact that your Ran is not his Ran.
In fact, I'd bet you have pretty different accounts of her.

>> No.16787453

>>16786468
speed, gotta be a fast shooter

>> No.16787454

>>16787449
Shut up, they must fight to death!

FIGHT TO DEATH!

>> No.16787458

>>16787443
That sounds slippery and superb. I want her to completely bed me with tentacles and squeeze like there's no tomorrow.

>> No.16787461

>>16787449
>you are now imagining a large room full of Rans.
>Each one has some subtle and not so subtle differences
>Each one is perfect for her husbando, for whom she waits patiently

I like the sound of this

>>16787454
This is also ok

>> No.16787472

>>16787416
I call Yukari.

>> No.16787481
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>>16787472
And best of luck to you.

>> No.16787512

>>16787436
Share her

And before you get your panties in a bunch, it's obviously a joke

>> No.16787523

>>16787512
You got my panties in a bunch admitting that it was a joke and spoiling my immersion. What now?

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>>16787512
>>16787523
The obvious solution is cloning services.

>> No.16787548

>>16787535
But if they're clones, how would you know that they were not running an elaborate scheme of switching positions such that everyone involved is a cuck?

I shouldn't have rewatched The Prestige

>> No.16787567

>>16786070
Latenight, we need you

>> No.16787586

>>16787419
I wanted to be told to fuck off, not a reasonable response. I am disappointed.

>> No.16787606

>>16787586
Fuck off

There ya go

>> No.16787620

>>16787419
I thought that little devils were the perfect NEET enabler?

>> No.16787629

>>16787620
They do. Devils are more of the "I'll wait on you hand and foot" types, and beelzebubs are the "I'm gonna laze around all day with ya. And oh yeah, I ate the last slice a pizza."

>> No.16787643
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Gonna go out for a poutine after the game with the cute yeti!

>> No.16787649

>>16787629
>And oh yeah, I ate the last slice a pizza
That cheeky fucker!

>> No.16787653

>>16787629
So do you want a chubby shortstack Beelzebub to climb onto the couch, snuggle up against you, and then reach into your pants and start jerking you off?
Or do you want to suddenly feel something wet on your dick and look down to see a busty Devil in a naked apron looking up at you adoringly while giving you a sloppy blowjob?

>> No.16787654

>>16787629
>And oh yeah, I ate the last slice a pizza.
If any girl did that to me she'd be wearing a locking ball gag until after I'm done eating.

>> No.16787657

>>16787643
Have fun and lots of cuddles!

>> No.16787659

>>16787606
Yeah now you're just doing it out of pity with no oomph.

>> No.16787663

>>16787659
Fuck off with your need for validation and your fancy pants.

>> No.16787666

>>16787653
Both are so very tempting, but I think I'm leaning towards the beelzebub

>> No.16787675

>>16787653
Is there a type for people that don't want to give orders, but don't want to live in a filthy home?

>> No.16787683

>>16787643
>Anon didn't think this whole "online dating" thing would work, but he was surprised how well he was connecting with this Canadian Yeti
>Everything about her, from her small stature, to her hair, to her accent was adorable.
>Even the fact that she was currently wolfing down her fifth serving of poutine was adorable.
>Eventually you were helping her get home after she got drunk, only for her to push you down once you got her to her bed.
>"Heee~ey anon. I had a real good time~ I think you should have a good time too~"
>You were about to protest this happening on the first date before her shirt and bra got tossed on the floor and she turned around to get her spats off.
>Good lord, that ass was enormous and you could see how big her tits even though you were behind her.
>But the real thing that broke your will to resist her was shown when she turned around, the look of a true semen demon on her face.
>Good lord.
>You could grind a stone to dust on those abs.

>> No.16787685

>>16787675
Nothing saying you have to live in filth with either of them anon. Even a Beelzebub will accept it so long as you make sure you eat things that thicken up your load for her.

>> No.16787695

>>16787666
Of course you are, Satan.

>> No.16787703

Would you rather have a monstergirl be your slave or be a slave to a monstergirl?

>> No.16787706

>>16787703
The latter. She'll at least take care of me properly.

>> No.16787709

>>16787663
I don't need validation. I need pain.

>> No.16787713

>>16787703
Either or.
I have no strong preference either way.
A tubby mistress or a tubby cuddle-slave, either are good to me.

>> No.16787717

>>16787703
Can I choose both anon? Because I really love the idea of having my waifu and daughteru as my puppy slaves and of me being their pet slave.

>> No.16787718
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16787718

Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What's your name? Well, not even last night's storm could wake you.

>> No.16787728
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>>16787718
AH yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the CHOICE. IS. YOURS.

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>>16787683
>/fit/ thicc tomboy Yeti
Fund it.

>> No.16787747

>>16787732
But do you want her to climb on top of you, take your full length into her dripping pussy, and then make you shoot your first load without moving anything but her pelvic muscles?
Monstergirl Kegel exercises are scary!

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>>16787728
INTERESTING. Now before I stamp these papers make sure this information is correct. Show your paperstothecaptainwhenyouexittogetyour release fee.

>> No.16787759

>>16787718
>You'll never wake up in the monstergirl world with a thicc semen demon feeding you DE laced food to get you ready for a paizuri marathon
Damn it. If her skin was blue, she'd be a near perfect match for my waifu.

>> No.16787771

>>16787759
I imagine that's a very popular roleplay for your demon to try out in any case.
Hopefully she plays that cheeky music in the background while doing it.

>> No.16787773

>>16787703
I'd want a monstergirl highly loyal and obedient servant, slave is too much. She'd still get sexually harassed, though.

>> No.16787775

>>16787771
The monster mash?

>> No.16787776

>>16787775
Nah nah nah, that cheeky music that always plays whenever she shows up in the VN. It's real jaunty and mischievous sounding. If I could find a sample I'd link it but I can't seem to do so.

>> No.16787780

>>16787747
Strong Yetis are for fearing and respecting
I don't think I could keep up with her gym routine when she invites me the next day

>> No.16787784
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>>16787747
Yes please.

>> No.16787788
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How big is too big?

>> No.16787795
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>>16787788
9ft or taller

>> No.16787796

>>16787771
>>16787776
She'd turn that music on if she was doing she decided to start roleplaying at a cheeky time.
Like challenging me to endure a paizuri/blowjob combo while she roleplays as Shamsiel, dirty talk and all.
While I try to clear Sen's Fortress.
If I give up then she gets to "rape"
me as long as she wants.

If I succeed I get to do whatever I want to her until I pass out.

>> No.16787797

>>16787788
Big how?

>> No.16787802

>>16787747
>she wants you to join her in an ice bath after kegel exercises

>> No.16787805

>>16787796
>Like challenging me to endure a paizuri/blowjob combo while she roleplays as Shamsiel, dirty talk and all.
>While I try to clear Sen's Fortress.
Dear god man, you'd need nerves of steel.
At least both the win and the lose condition both are fantastic.

>> No.16787808
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16787808

I want to waifu a girl by fighting her Dark Souls style
>be fighting a dragon girl, she's getting frustrated with you dodge rolling all over the place and giving her the occasional quick stab with your demon silver
>"Stay fucking still, you damn runt! I'm gonna fry you!"
>that's when you roll behind her and stab her in the butt
>her whole body stiffens as you remove it and she collapses to the ground
>Climax Reached
>Heart of the Dragon

>> No.16787831

>>16787805
I'm just imagining the look on her face as the challenge progresses on the day I actually succeed.
>24 deaths already.
>Six hours of gameplay
>two manticore spikes out of a 26 pack used
>The look on her face once I get to the top.
>Her sucking gets more frenzied, her pumping tighter and faster.
>Cum eight times just getting from the crestfallen merchant to Tarkus' summon sign.
>The desperate look in her eyes as the fog gate is crossed.
>The defeated fear in her eyes as her mouth floods with cum and the Iron Golem topples off the fortress.
>Quit the game after that cutscene of Anor Londo.
>Look her dead in the eye.
>Jab the remaining manticore spikes into my hip as my swelling dick slaps her face.
>The fuck train will not stop until the same time tomorrow as her holes overflow with cum.
And that's how our biological daughteru was conceived.

>> No.16787844

>>16787831
>Cum eight times just getting from the crestfallen merchant to Tarkus' summon sign
I get that that entire scenario is a lot of cum in general, but that is an absolutely obscene amount of cum in a very, very small timeframe. Goodness. Drink lots of water considering you'll be putting out a veritable flood of hoover dam proportions over those 24 hours.

>> No.16787856

>>16787844
That's what suppliments are for anon.
You don't set out on a challenge like this without plenty of prior preparations.

>> No.16787864

>>16787831
How does one harvest Manticore barbs anyway? I imagine they don't part with them easily.

>> No.16787865

>>16787864
They shed the ones they don't use and sell them. It's a very lucrative business.
A whole lot of manticores got very rich when they crossed the portals and learned there was a big market for their barbs.

>> No.16787870

>>16787864
I wonder what's most potent: Manticore Barbs/venom, Humpty Slime, or Giri venom. Although they each also kinda have other small effects like how Giri venom makes you bigger over time.

>> No.16787878

>>16787718
>>16787759
>>16787771
>>16787776
>>16787796
>>16787805
>>16787831
I really don't want to be that guy but is there a good place I can download this, even better if its fully translated.

>> No.16787884

>>16787878
I don't remember where the nyaa link is,
but if you're desperate, Erogedownload has the english version Funbag Fantasy for download.

Speaking of the english version, it's good. And as a bonus the CGs are uncensored.

>> No.16787888
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16787888

>>16787878
VN name is Kyonyuu Fantasy, should be easy enough to find a torrent for it in the usual places with minimal google searching.

>> No.16787897

>>16787884
I wonder if anyone is working on translating the sequels.

>> No.16787899

>>16787870
Depends on the kind of venom/method of inducting it into the body. Obviously, venoms that are transported by breaking the dermis and injecting it directly like fangs/stingers would be more potent than just swallowing slime.

Adrenaline is hella helpful in transporting it across the body.

>> No.16787904

>>16787897
Given that Funbag Fantasy is an actual licensed release, you'd probably have to wait and see.
It only took forever to get the first game.

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>> No.16787909

>>16787904
Eh, cest la vie. If it comes it comes. Fingers crossed I suppose.

>> No.16787911

>>16787908
I'm confused but dat derpface

>> No.16787912

>>16787864
Carefully.

>> No.16787924

>>16787884
>>16787888
Thanks to both of you.

>> No.16787929
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>>16787924
No problemo.

>> No.16787930

>>16787864
>Manticore onee-san gives you some of her barbs to sell at school in exchange for half the profits

>> No.16787935

>>16787888
This is truly the face of pure evil.

>> No.16787938

>>16787935
>Local succubus titfucks everything

>> No.16787943

>>16787908
>>16787911
My guess:
>I'll never understand human customs, the man carries stuff for the woman? So weird.
>If it makes you happy, go for it. Be careful, it's heavy.
>"It's not heavy, and neither are you."
And then the fox discovers the wonders of being princess-carried.

>> No.16787955

>>16787930
>Ojou-sama Manticore Onee-san offers anon some of her high quality barbs to sell for pocket change.
>And then gets incredibly smug when she catches him using one of them.
>It was already too late for anon when she laid his head on her plump thighs, pulled one of her tits out of her dress and began to give him a nursing tailjob.

>> No.16787958

>>16787943
The fox wife is pregnant

>> No.16787967

>>16787929
Why are Demons so smug?

>> No.16787972

>>16787908
>Turning into a furry
[ BLOOD GODS INTERNALLY ]

>> No.16787974
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>>16787967
Cause they've been studying you for a while and know exactly what they need to say and do to get you to sign dat papah.

>> No.16787978

>>16787955
>Nursing tailjob from curvy ojou Manticore
Sounds fantastic. Hopefully with light teasing the whole time.

>> No.16787979

>>16787974
No they can't.

>> No.16787983

>>16787972
It's just a style thing.
Kinda like how people don't actually turn into 2 foot midgets when spazzing out.

>> No.16787984

>>16787974
I won't sign any of their papers. Those blueberries won't get me!

>> No.16787988

>>16787984
Not even with... a heartfelt 'Please'?! Who could resist!

>> No.16787994

>>16787967
Because they're evil, and mentally weighting schemes nonstop to stab backs and fuck people over makes them pleased with themselves.

>> No.16788003

>>16787988
You know what I would do? Say "'Please' get out of my face."

>> No.16788006

>>16787988
I could.

>> No.16788008

>>16787983
They don't?
>>16788003
>>16788006
Such strong willpower! Truly, humanity is safe in such stalwart hands.

>> No.16788019

>>16788003
You heartless monster.
You'll break the poor girl's heart!

>> No.16788030

>>16788019
You know what I would break? My pen that I was supposed to sign the contract with.

>>16788008
No to humanity either.

>> No.16788038

>>16788030
Well now that's just rude, fountain pens aren't exactly cheap, a simple 'no' would have sufficed

>> No.16788043

>>16788038
That's why I said MY pen, not hers.

>> No.16788050

>>16788043
My pen is the mightiest.

>> No.16788053
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>>16788043
Well now you're just deliberately being infrugal!

Anywho, gnight manes

>> No.16788058

>>16788053
>>16788050
I am a man of many pens.

>> No.16788063
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16788063

>Hey kid, this beach ain't free.

>> No.16788065
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16788065

>>16786005
>>16786036
>>16786070
>>16787567

Do Wendigos need grooming to keep their coats tidy?

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16788066

>>16787173
Well, you see, I imagine a lot of us are lonely, and yearn for tender companionship, so what we yearn for the most- what I yearn for the most, at least, is a wife. We're all a little mad here. I hope I'm not only speaking for myself. Although if one anon continuing to be alone ensures many MGs have happy endings with many anons that might not be so bad.

>> No.16788073

>>16788063
How much is it? $5 for the day? Is it only for beach restaurant customers? Do I need to lick the abs of the cute one?

>> No.16788076

>>16788065
Hnnnnnnng

>> No.16788081

>>16788065
Momu
Daughteru
Groomu
Peacefulu
Thanku

>> No.16788082

>>16788065
It's too sweet! My heart!

>> No.16788083

>>16788073
Just sign the piece of paper with writing on it they give you.

Don't worry about reading it, just sign your name, you want to enjoy the beach don't you?

>> No.16788087

>>16788065
I want to become the coat that hugs them.

>> No.16788089

>>16788073
>Do I need to lick the abs of the cute one?
This is either a genius way to distract them by making them fight and allowing you to slip away, or a genius way to start a competitive threesome.

>> No.16788092 [SPOILER] 
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16788092

I made a thing.

>> No.16788093

>>16788065
Oh lordy.
Daughterus are too precious

>> No.16788094

>>16788092
I see it's a fit thing.

>> No.16788095

>>16788092
Is that...Is that a lock?

>> No.16788097

>>16788092
its a very nice thing
you gonna color it?

>> No.16788098

>>16788065
Grooming as in grooming her fur to ensure its clean and healthy, or grooming her behavior so that she knows to appreciate being held from behind for when she one day gets married?
Mysteries.

>> No.16788100

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, revel in the beauty of waifus and their daughterus

>> No.16788102

>>16788100
And to NEVER dick the daughteru.

>> No.16788103

>>16788092
That's a big woof.

>> No.16788106

>>16788100
>Good night
Nigga I just got up and need to go to work in an hour don't you go telling me about the sweetness of sleep.

>> No.16788109

>>16788100
I'd do my best to act cool in front of my daughteru.

>> No.16788113

>>16788083
I dunno, I really should read what a demon put in a contract. Well, nothing ventured nothing gained.
>>16788089
I would like that threesome.

>> No.16788117

>>16788065
Mothers and daughterus are a miracle of the multiverse Latenight, this is wonderful.

>>16788100
Waifu and daughteru take up basically all of my active thought process these days. I need them.

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>>16788100
Going to help relieve the stress of a Raiju MILF.

>> No.16788120

>>16788092
Abs ahoy!

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>>16786837
I can totally see a Cheshire responding in such a way. Yes, 100%.

too lewd?

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>>16788095
A chain, I cant into perspective tonight, I swear it would be faster to make the actual chain in 3D than trying to make it work from imagination. Thats, actually not a bad idea now that I think about it.
>>16788094
Not anytime soon, sadly.
>>16788103
Pic related.

>> No.16788129

>>16788121
I guess its that time again.

>> No.16788131

>>16788121
Um... yes anon, too lewd.

>> No.16788139

>>16788092
That's a nice thing you got there anon.

>> No.16788140

>>16788121
>Lost in Wonderland.
>Politely ask a Chocolate Cheshire Cat for directions.
>She gives you a big grin.
>Find yourself in this picture's situation 5 minutes later.

>> No.16788144

>>16788100
No, the waifu is the girl with a lonely mother. Then you dick both of them until they are sore and nuzzling you.

>> No.16788151

>>16788121
At least there are now 6 Cheshire facesitting images out there.

>> No.16788153

>>16788063
I want to marry Kneesocks.

>> No.16788158

>>16788102
Says you!

>> No.16788163

>>16788140
That's why you have to act really dense so you don't end up in that situation.

>> No.16788168

>>16788153
She's evil.

>> No.16788177

>>16788168
So? She's cute and I want to marry her.

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16788187

Avec champignon?

>> No.16788207
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>>16788151
They've really come into their own with it.

>> No.16788211

>>16788187
>traitor-kuns cumrag
You almost got me you son of a bitch.

>> No.16788232

>>16788207
Would a Cheshire be fine with just laughing at me and teasing me for being a weirdo with shit taste while squashing my face with her fat cat ass?

>> No.16788271
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Chapter 11 of All's Fair in Love and War.

https://pastebin.com/VzCiuwpZ

>>16786774
This is the first chapter of what I'm writing, so far.
https://pastebin.com/Raf2qHXL
You don't need to read Don't Doubt Druella / Do lawyers come from hell, but it wouldn't hurt either.

>> No.16788282

>>16788271
That's not fair, you can't post a story when I'm leaving for work, now my day is ruined.

>> No.16788290

>>16788282
2bad

>> No.16788296

>>16788271
>Kyonyuu Fantasy
>>16788282
Hah, I just got back. Thanks Losenis.

>> No.16788297

>>16788296
Whoops. I have no idea where that greentext came from.

>> No.16788306

>>16788271
He said good

>> No.16788309

Kikis and Flayers.

>> No.16788310

>>16788309
Yes?

>> No.16788311

>>16788309
Nah, check it: Wendigo maids.

>> No.16788312

>>16788271
But I have things I have to get done tonight. Why do you do this to me?

>> No.16788328
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>>16788309

>> No.16788331

>>16788065
That's just the most precious damn thing I've seen in a while. I'm so glad I made that random-ass post before heading to work. Makes all the sores worth it.

>> No.16788337

>>16788310
Great daughterus I tell you.

>> No.16788350

Which mgs would go after the manlet master race?
>inb4 none

>> No.16788351

>>16788350
Titania

>> No.16788355
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16788355

>>16788350
>tfw no /fit/itaur gf to ridicule you for being a 6'1 manlet

>> No.16788361
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>>16788355
>No 8~ foot lava golem to erupt her beachball sized magma chambers on you
Its gonna be another cold night...

>> No.16788363

>>16788355
That's a lot of muscle milk!

>> No.16788365

>>16788355
Honestly not a fan of the mega tits, I love everything else about this cow. But you know, it's Matsu sensei so what are you gonna do?

>> No.16788367

>>16788355
She'd probably give him some moo-snu paizuri just to prove her point.
>"See anon? You're tiny compared to me! Your dick's completely vanished!"
>"Make sure you tell me when you cum though anon! I might not notice otherwise~"
And then she proceeds to ignore anon when he says he's already cum.
Even when he's howling in pleasure and begging her to stop for the sake of his overstimulated dick.
All with half lidded eyes and a smug smile on her face.

>> No.16788379

>>16788367
Since time immemorial, the age old law of realities holds true:
Can't beat the cock.

>> No.16788380

>>16788350
Demons? Minotaurs? Literally every tall girl?

>> No.16788381

>>16788379
Anon, what are you talking about?
She's roughly titfucking anon until he passes out. What about that implies "Can't beat the cock"?

>> No.16788384

>>16788122
>>16788092
What a nice yuge thing

Friend is showing me updates on that Ryuko daki, it's super nice Loen, I want to put myself back on the list to get a new picture of Miia in your new KC/Loen style, but your list is super YUGE now. I'll probably do it soon though

>> No.16788385

>>16788381
I suppose I interpreted it differently, like how she was gonna laugh it off once he came to say something like 'see? Couldn't even notice" etc, but was so engrossed and pleased she just had to keep going to feel more and more of it.

>> No.16788392

>>16788385
She just thinks anon looks cute while he's squirming.

>> No.16788393

>>16788384
He'd drawing a Ryuko daki?

>> No.16788400

>>16788393
Yea, it's looking pretty on point from the sketches I've seen

>> No.16788412

Could a Lich make a potion to make a guy Kuu? What species would like a Kuu guy?

>> No.16788423

https://pastebin.com/ErsbyAQB

This is never getting finished is it?

>> No.16788425

>>16788412
>What species would like a Kuu guy?
You reminded me of the episode of the Fairy Odd Parents where Timmy wishes away his emotions and Trixie wants him because of his indifference.
I would guess the smug crew and any other teasing MGs because of the challenge.

>> No.16788429

>>16788423
Nah, he's past that life

>> No.16788439

>>16788271
Typo: "We are we?"
Pretty sure you meant: Who are we?

>> No.16788445
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>> No.16788447
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16788447

>>16788361
>No 7 foot tall Hellhound to be your big spoon
It's gonna be a long, wolfu free night at work again...

>> No.16788459

>>16788423
Thankfully no since diaperfaggotry can fuck off.

>> No.16788470
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>>16788361
Hang in there, Lava Golem guy.
>>16788447
Hang in there, Hellhound cuddler guy.

>> No.16788473

>>16788423
Probably not anon, I just don't have the motivation to write anymore. I'm sorry.

>> No.16788500

>>16788412
I wonder how an Automation would react?
>Scanning Husband. Please wait...
>ERROR: 404 emotions not found
>Defragmenting and archiving emotional interface...
>Initiating Direct Link communication routines...
>"Husband I find you exceptional as a master and wish to lay with you tonight until morning"

>> No.16788509

>>16788473
Fine by me. I just found it earlier today. Sometimes I wonder if some writefags have gone on to join the undead orgy, I mean army

>> No.16788510

>>16788500
Plot Twist: It was only a temporary Kuu potion and in the throes of passion she doesn't realize that he gets his emotions back halfway through
And in a moment of thinking she could get away with it, lets her own emotions out mid-coitus and goes full deredere

>> No.16788517

>>16788509
While my writing days are over for the foreseeable future, I am still very much active in the threads.

>> No.16788518

>>16788517
I shall continue your legacy.

>> No.16788522

>>16788500
Automatons just lick the guy they want to make their Mastah.

>> No.16788527

>>16788522
>Automaton forcefully trying to lick a guy's panicked face with him trying to shove her away

>> No.16788528

>>16788510
The aftermath would be amazing.
>"I love you so much anon."
>"I had no idea you felt that intensely about me! It was so poetic and emotional!"
>"EHHHHH?"
>ERROR: PRIVATE SYSTEM MEMORIES UNSECURED
>PERSONA SYSTEMS POTENTIALLY DAMAGED ... SHUTTING DOWN TO PREVENT FURTHER DAMAGE
>"G-g-good night anon..."

>> No.16788529

>>16788517
>>16788518
I feel like you should put a disclaimer somewhere that says you're also KDF.

>> No.16788531

>>16788510
But imagine if it was supposed to be a temporary potion, but she botches something and it becomes permanent.
Just imagine the Lich shattering her phylactery in a desperate attempt to fix it with her full power only to fail.
Imagine her pounding her fists against an unresponding anon as she tearfully begs him to come back to her.

>> No.16788532

>16788529
Who fucking cares? Is this going to be a nightly game of Where's Waldo now?

>> No.16788536

>>16788532
I think he meant in his old pastebin anon.

>> No.16788539
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16788539

>>16788527
That's pretty hot.
>>16788529
Hey faggot, refer to >>16784386

>> No.16788544

>>16788531
Well I mean its not like he doesn't have emotions anymore, they're just extremely subdued in expression. A quirky way to go through life but by absolutely no means devastating. He'd be a fun oddity at the undead ball where girls can do all sorts of flirtatious or tempting acts in front of him and he just stands there stone faced.

>> No.16788552

>>16788539
>What are you doing? Get away!
>"Negative, please cease resistance."
>No! I don't want to die! No!
>"Your emotional state is compromised. Cease. Resistance."
>N- Wait what? You licked me?
>"Human sample acquired. Master Registration complete."
>Master registration? ...Wait, I'm your master?
>"Affirmative. Please do not resist further."
>Well, I guess worse things could happen th- whoa! What are you doing?
>"Proceeding to bedroom for phase 2 master registration: Sexual calibration and semen intake. Estimated time to completion: 6 hours."
>what.
>"If hydration is required, please suck on one of my fluid tanks. Current Liquid: Fresh Water."

>> No.16788555

>>16788544
Anon, I said she botched it.
The man she fell in love with is buried under a deep cold emotionless shell.

>> No.16788559

>>16788528
Cute!
>Tries to cover it up by acting doubly Kuu the next morning
>Anon teases her by sometimes using phrasing that she used that night, slipping it into conversation
>"So what's for dinner today, 'my love, my spark that whirrs my every gyro and washes my circuits in such unimaginable love and desi-'"
>"Chicken. Chicken is for dinner. Please remain silent so that unit may focus on meal preparation."
>"Aww, whatever you say, 'my personal lovepillow, my adoring, faithful blushing bride and soulema-"
>"THIS UNIT REQUIRES SILENCE"

>> No.16788560

>>16788552
It was better as just an Automaton trying to forcefully lick a stranger and him struggling.

>> No.16788564

>>16788552
>"If hydration is required, please suck on one of my fluid tanks. Current Liquid: Fresh Water."
Sooo... how does one get that changed out to arizona iced tea? Cause that's definitely (one of) the liquids I'd have my Automaton switched out to.

>> No.16788565

>>16788560
You have to imagine what would happen after she succeeded anon. And you're telling me you don't want a cute Automaton to snu-snu you for hours before cuddling you to sleep like the good companion she is?

>> No.16788567

>>16788565
I just want to keep picturing him struggling.
In Public.
As everyone stares.

>> No.16788575

>>16788564
Just pour it into her intake on her back anon.
She can even keep carbonated drinks fizzy and cool.

>> No.16788576

>>16788567
But after she wins, everyone gets to stare at her princess carrying him to her room for rough sex.

>> No.16788579

>>16788576
>princess
Not appealing anymore.
Better she drags him by his foot.

>> No.16788584

>>16788576
Is being bridal carried comfortable?

>> No.16788585

>>16788575
I will marry a busty, curvy Automaton ON THE SPOT if she can make mixed drinks by pouring different alcohols in her intake and shaking her titties around.
We're talkin run to the nearest tux store, find the nearest church, call the family, buy a ring, all in the same hour.

>> No.16788590

>>16788585
>"I know I just met you, but will you marry me?"
>"Affirmative. Please link your Amazoness Prime account so that I may begin purchasing the necessary goods for our wedding"

>> No.16788592

>>16788579
Why would she carry master in a way that might hurt him? Better to keep him close to her chest so she can better protect poor fragile master.

>>16788584
Given how soft Automatons can be, I'd say it'd be pretty comfy.

>>16788585
She can do that and give you a heavenly handjob while you drink.

>> No.16788605

>>16788590
>She actually gets supplies for a modest wedding.
>The rest of the budget is spent on a new comfortable bed for the honeymoon with an adamantine frame.
>When anon asks why, she simply juts her hips to the side and smacks her copious ass.

>> No.16788606

>>16788590
Always a catch! Eh, we'll call it a dowry. Maybe I can install a projector module in her wrist so I can watch The Grand Tour while just layin back against her.
>>16788592
>Drinking some fine mixed booze from a sexy robot lady straight from her heavenly heaving tits
>All while getting a masterful handjob and having my scalp scratched
I've died and gone to heaven, this is truly the peak of existence
What do I do to repay her? How do I let this Automaton know how insanely perfect she is?

>> No.16788612

>>16788606
There's one way you can repay her anon.
Be her master.
Accept her honest love.

>> No.16788611

>>16788605
Dear god don't do this to me, I'd tackle her right then and there!

>> No.16788614

>>16788187
>traitor anon's cum rag
That thread remains to be the most disgusting thread I've ever read. I read things objectively worse but that was some Nurgle tier fuckery.

>> No.16788617

>>16788611
She'll just catch you and tell you "after the wedding master."
And you'd swear you saw her mouth turn up to almost a smirk as she sashayed out of the room, swinging her hips from side to side..

>> No.16788623

>>16788232
She'd be teasing you for being a loser who gets off on girls sitting on him, but she'd be getting off on the sensation of her ass covering your face.

>> No.16788624

>>16788614

Honestly, the one with the guy opening up his fridge full of spoiled food in his hoarder home was worse imo. I don't remember the details but it's more gross than I'm making it out to be.

>> No.16788625

>>16788612
How best to do that though?
Bring myself to eye level with her and hold her face gently while looking her in the eyes and telling her how much I love her?
Softly run my hands along her entire contour saying I'll stop when I find a part that isn't perfect and never stopping?
Holding her head in my arms as she drifts to sleep telling her she's my precious treasure?
All three?
>>16788617
Fucking hell, there is nothing, NOTHING sexier than a woman that's confident and cocky with her booty and knows how to show it off like that
Tell her to order a damn leash she'd have me howling like a dog if she did that! Buy me some damn shades so I can look directly at that booty without getting blinded!

>> No.16788628

>>16788625
That's gonna be one happy Automaton with one genki deredere husband.

>> No.16788630

>>16788625
>All three?
That one.
And you're going to have an excellent look at that ass during your honeymoon when she lays you down one the bed and rides you reverse cowgirl all night long.
You'll get to feel the force of her ass slamming against your stomach as her kuu demeanor crumbles away entirely and she lets herself moan in a way that only you get to hear.

>> No.16788631

>tfw Pixiv hasn't yielded new Automaton art

>> No.16788632

>>16788631
>tfw when you know you're getting better at drawing, your artbook shows it
>tfw when you know it's still not good enough to draw sexy Automatons
It feels bad man. I feel like I'm failing Tamagoro and Hirame.

>> No.16788636

>>16788630
>And you're going to have an excellent look at that ass during your honeymoon when she lays you down one the bed and rides you reverse cowgirl all night long.
Haaa! Even my favorite position! Holy shit, stop reading my mind, next you're gonna say she'll look over her shoulder and smack it herself to get me going again!
>lets herself moan in a way that only you get to hear
Jesus, that's it, stick a fork in me, I'm done, I've been read like a book, played like a fiddle!
And the next morning even if she's back to being totally Kuu I'll know that confident cockiness is still there. Can a honeymoon truly be called 'over' if you're married to perfection?

>> No.16788639

>>16788636
Oh she's not going to smack her ass.
She's going to make you do it.
But with the knowledge that every time you smack her ass, she's going to speed up her hips.

>> No.16788642

>>16788636
>I've been read like a book, played like a fiddle!
The NSA squirrels send their regards

>> No.16788644
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16788644

>>16788632
>Look at past doodles
>Tits get progressively bigger as I get slightly better

>> No.16788645

How would your waifu punish you for looking at dirty websites on the net? What would anger her most you looking at human porn or monster porn?

>> No.16788646

>>16788642
>Ratatoskr control room congratulating one another on a job well done as anon and his new perfectly matched Automaton waifu make passionate love
>NSA director Rata lights a cigar and smugly leans back in her chair

>> No.16788649

>>16788639
>Looks back while slowing down to a deep grind on me
>runs a hand down to grope one of her pillowy cheeks before rubbing it and pointing at it, staring me in the eyes
>Take the hint and wind up a massive smack on it
>electric moans as she starts picking up speed
I'm in heaven, I'm in robotic blissful heaven. I know she said she got an adamantium frame, but dammit, we're breaking this thing or I'm passing out trying.
Hope she doesn't mind me switching it up and putting her face down for a bit so I can fully 'appreciate' what she's workin with back there...

>> No.16788651

>>16788645
She wouldn't punish me, she knows that the only reason I look at any kind of porn is to apply the things I like about it back to us and ideas I have for us, it's what I do now anyway no matter what kind I look at.

I mean, I guess she'd punish me if what I liked and the ideas I came up with involved me getting punished, but that'd be a good thing!

>> No.16788656

>>16788649
She just wants her master to feel good anon. She doesn't care how she makes him do so.
She's glad you're taking the initiative though.

>> No.16788659

>>16788644
Maybe you're subconsciously trying to get to the point of making good paizuri art. Me it's legs, slender, thick, fit, firm, I need more leg in my doodles.

>> No.16788663

>>16788659
Maybe.
Thighfags keeps trying me to do more and better thighs though just because of one Wisp doodle.

>> No.16788667

>>16788656
Good. I'd like if she could get a bit feisty or powerbottomy from such a position. Asking me if that's all I've got or that I'll have to go even harder if I want to make good use of all that ass.
And the knowledge that she'd just be a sly Kuu the next day denying any of this until the next time we have some definite alone time makes it even better. I don't know if Automatons wear jewelry or clothing, but if they do I'd be spoiling her rotten with it. I don't care if I gotta go to get it custom made by a crazy Gremlin, I'm pampering this machine goddess the next chance I get.

>> No.16788670

>>16788445
Link to uncensored?

>> No.16788673

>>16788667
>I'd like if she could get a bit feisty or powerbottomy from such a position
She'd be thrusting her hips against your thrust while looking up at you with half lidded eyes and biting her lip.
As for jewelry or clothing, just have the gremlin modify her armor into the style of a french maid outfit.
Complete with a "slutty" mode that exposes her ass and cleavage for when she's home with you.

>> No.16788682

Kuuderes are for bullying and swirlies.

>> No.16788683

>>16788682
>Try to swirly an Automaton
>She's too heavy
>We drop her onto our feet and break every bone in them

>> No.16788685

Waifufags, do you ever fap to things other than your waifu? Do you never fap to her?

>> No.16788687

>>16788673
There are not enough sweatingman.jpgs in the entire internet that can express the reaction I would have to such a development.
That's insane, she could get me to do absolutely anything if she moves the right way wearing an outfit like that. I'd be kissing her feet begging for it, and I'm not even a foot guy. Insane, insane! A man's heart can only handle so much cocky temptation! I need a damn drink, hot friggen damn...

>> No.16788688

>>16788682
>Try to shove a teenage Automaton's face into a toilet bowl
>She won't budge.
>"There's something else you could be shoving my face into you know anon."
And that's how anon stopped being a bully because he got an Automaton to "facerape" whenever he wanted..

>> No.16788689

>>16788687
Well then, she could always pop one of her tits out with a freshly mixed drink and her well lubed hand at the ready.

>> No.16788691

>>16788689
Dead
rip me, she has slain me, i am now dead, here lies anon, his waifu was too fucking perfect

>> No.16788726

>>16788651
>Anon and his monster girl wife watch porn together to learn new perverted things to do in bed

Sounds cute though most monster girls would get too aroused and rape you within minutes

>>16788682
Most kuuderes species are OK to bully but watch out for Lichs and Mantises

>> No.16788730

>>16788685
It's pretty much just her.
>>16788645
It'd be more ideas for stuff to do in bed.

>> No.16788738

>>16788726
>most monster girls would get too aroused and rape you within minutes
This is why you bind them in tight bondage and cuddle them while they watch, whispering what looks good into their ear when you see something you like.

>> No.16788741

>The only people posting stories are Beast and losenis.
The decline is fucking real.

>> No.16788743

>>16788741
>They might be kill by the time I get my lazy ass back up and running

>> No.16788747

>>16788741
Silent_II
Frostsicle
A couple of other new people popping up here and there as well with some nice one shots

>> No.16788756

>>16788741
Just because ELH misses some stories doest mean we haven't had more stories.

Its just that greens are ignored and ELH pays more attention to the discord

>> No.16788760

>>16788741
Somebody even notices that anymore? I can't remember last time I followed a pastebin link.

>> No.16788768

Hmm... I wonder if Nero tol Scaeva in an MGE story would be interesting at all?

>> No.16788799

>>16788691
Careful anon.
When you wake up she'll be sucking on your morning wood and shaking her ass in the air.

>> No.16788824

>>16788738
Isn't that torture? You can break a girl with this kind of treatment

Now I want to do this to a Dragon Zombie

>> No.16788831

>>16788741
Why do the annoying people update the most?

>> No.16788857

>>16788685
I try to keep it to her only but I slip up a lot

If your monster girl wife saw you jerking off to another women she would probably become even more lustful to keep up with you

>> No.16788900

>>16788688
I want this.

>> No.16788920

>>16788741
>forgetting silent and ELH
>forgetting the occasional RS updates
>forgetting frostsicle

>> No.16788933
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16788933

Touch that floof.

>> No.16788946

>>16788920
He's running on the fact that according to the wordpress, last week the only one to update was beast and the week before the only one to update was losenis.
And if no one updates before sunday, it'll be just losenis again.

>> No.16788962
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16788962

A few wife commissions have finished just now! They're all super wonderful, albeit the poses are a bit more lewd than I'd intended originally.
http://i.imgur.com/NS0GX3t.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/G3K5ds9.jpg

>> No.16788968

>>16788962
Stop showing off your waifu's ass unless you have a daughteru around for me to use.

>> No.16788973

>>16788962
Do you have a daki?

>> No.16788985

>>16788968
I love my wife and her cute butt, she is my life.
>>16788973
I have a couple designs but nothing printed yet.
I want to get a couple more designs made before I pick which one to print first.

>> No.16788990

>>16788985
Did you post them? I don't remember gazer dakis

>> No.16788996

>>16788933
Touch the mofu, get a waifu

>> No.16788998

>>16788990
I definitely did, though it was a long while ago.
I'd post again but I've already used a couple images so far and it's almost 6 am so I'm laying in bed about to pass out, so I can't for now.

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>>16788933
Only with permission.

>> No.16789015

>>16789006
No, rape her while you molest her tail.

>> No.16789025

You're homeless in MGC. Without a great job, or a monstergirl wife to marry for tax benefits, it's almost impossible to retain your property. So, here you are, third day in the same t-shirt, greasy hair, soaking in the rain.
Suddenly, someone walks up to you. She's carrying a dainty umbrella that struggles to protect the wild curves of her barely-living body. A Wight.
"Hello there." She purrs, sizing you up. "You look like you could use some cash. Wanna work for me, big guy?"
You politely refuse, knowing full well that a life of prostitution would do you more harm than good. However, she doesn't back down. In fact, she's caught you off-guard. Before you know it, you're pinned against the cold, hard brick wall by your wrists, and her cold, soft thigh is pressing firmly against your groin.
"Know your place, tramp. Surrender, or I'll break you."
You make a pitiful attempt to call out for the police, but her cold, soft lips intercept yours. A cold, velvet-like tongue wriggles it's way between your lips, violating your mouth, and coating it in her rich, wine-flavored saliva. Your heart rate skyrockets as your groin swells against her plump thigh. Helplessly, you moan into her mouth, signalling your surrender. As a sign of mercy, she pulls away, licking off the trail of spit connecting the two of you.
"You've held on pretty well, for someone who tastes like a virgin." She scoffs. "A normal man would've stained my dress by now. You should be proud." Suddenly, a wicked smile shine upon her face. "Today might be your lucky day, boy. I'm on the hunt for a husband, and I think you'll make a good fit. So, how about it?" She taunts, gently brushing her thigh against your groin. "Wouldn't you like to get dominated like this forever?"

Life in MGC is rough.

>> No.16789034

>>16789015
Mofu deserves respect. I'd respect the mofu.

>> No.16789045

>>16789025
If I was homeless in MGC I'd just walk into some infested abandoned house and coexist with with the Devil Bugs/Large Mice living there

Living on the streets is suicidal, if you don't get raped or forcibly married you get rescued by the White Horn volunteers
It's scientifically impossible for a man not to fall in love with the kind reindeer who saved him

>>16789034
Only the most prestigious of mofu deserves respect
Every other is free game for molesting and rape

>> No.16789052

>>16789045
If I ended up homeless in MGC I'd spend what little money I had left getting as close to the outskirts of the city as possible, and try to sneak off to a nearby village. Anything is better than being in the inner city, there's too much pressure.

>> No.16789055

>>16789025
> Not becoming a shadowrunner against this Mofucorperate culture keeping the common man down
> Not learning hacker skills, magic, and tactical urban combat and becoming one of the greatest thieves in the city
> Not gaining an alias as the "Prince of Hearts" as you steal away the goods and the affection of many comedically rich and ornery bigwigs

If you're a bum in a wonderful place like MGC, the least you could do is learn to utilize that lack of identity.

>> No.16789057

>>16789045
Somehow I imagine houses with large families of large mice being cozy, but oh so active, with at least two at all times trying to get your attention xP

>> No.16789064

>>16789057
Imagine coming home with some bread and getting swarm-hugged by 10-15 large mice (who are probably half your size) at once

>> No.16789074

>>16789052
Villages must be nice, you could even sneak in a Holst barn and live a pretty comfy life with them

>>16789057
>>16789064
Large Mice are cute and all but they sound hyperactive
How are you supposed to calm them down when you just want to relax and chill?

>> No.16789078

>>16789064
Darn little cuties, I can't hug them all at once.
>>16789074
It won't be easy, but probably calming activities, foods, and drinks. Could probably teach them eventually. Or just apply your spirit energy to their mamamo mana and want it really hard.

>> No.16789105

>>16789045
>Only the most prestigious of mofu deserves respect
Every other is free game for molesting and rape

Nah. I disagree, all mofu needs love and respect.

>> No.16789117

>>16789057
>xP
Who are you people

>> No.16789122

>>16789117
Either shitposters or newfags.

>> No.16789123

>>16789117
I am he who has forgotten where he resides.

>> No.16789124

>>16789057
>xP
Get out.

>> No.16789129

>>16788741
>Shun away content creators over the year
>Complain that they're gone

>> No.16789152

>>16789105
If she has less than 6 tails you are 100% allowed to do whatever you want to her

As for wolfus they are all public property until married

>> No.16789153

>>16788741
On the bright side, the stuff that does get posted is usually quality. I'm very grateful to the ones that continue to create content.

>> No.16789159

>>16789129
You have to wonder if it's long-term ploy to finally kill the threads.

>> No.16789160

>>16789159
Certainly fits the bill.

>> No.16789166

>>16789129
I'm amazed that we've kept the amount of drawfags we have though.

>> No.16789170
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16789170

Today's lectures were extremely boring, so instead of taking notes i decided to draw something.
Sorry for the shitty phone camera quality.

>> No.16789172

>>16789160
It's a damn shame that there's enough evidence for that to even be believable. Even worse, it might just be an autist out to ruin it for everyone else.

I like a lot of the content that we see here. Sometimes I need a cute Latenight drawing or a story about some formerly-terrified Order dude getting tenderly loved.

Why can't we all just get along and like what we like.

>> No.16789173

>>16789166
Do we really have many? There's Latenight and a couple of beginners. I thought most of the art that gets posted here are commissions or such from outside the thread.

>> No.16789174

>>16789170
You got a nice body going for her, but every tentacle eye should get a beauty mark.

Maybe that would actually make Gazer cute.

>> No.16789176

>>16789173
The thread is living mostly on scraps.

>> No.16789178

>>16789173
Nav is still here and barb drops by from time to time.

>> No.16789180

>>16788962
Have you seen 3D gazer model? https://sketchfab.com/models/16699534e1a441b988a1824d4c4c5182

>> No.16789216

I want to be suffocated by the biggest and fluffiest kitsune tails

>> No.16789220

>>16789129
>Shun away
Oh you

>> No.16789278

If a man were to purchase a bunch of Living Dolls so he could put them in all kinds of different goth fashions, would this be frowned upon?

>> No.16789286

>>16789278
You do not purchase monstergirls.

At most you can purchase dolls and expose them to demonic energy

>> No.16789306

>>16789129
>Shun away content creators over the year
Can you actually give concrete examples of this happening?

>> No.16789308

>>16789170
Cute, it gives me an old school manga vibe
Are Gazers able to read multiple books at once? They got plenty of eyes but do they have the processing power?

>>16789216
I bet Zipangu has bars where you can hang out with Kitsunes and take a nap on their tail for a small fee
Or you could always donate to the fox shrine and ask for it, the priestesses would be forced to oblige as long as you don't make it lewd

>> No.16789319

>>16789308
Even if I don't make it lewd they most likely will.

>> No.16789325

>>16789286
>You do not purchase monstergirls
But the slavemarket though?

>> No.16789328

>>16789306
The last time "we" "shunned away" a content creator was literally over a year ago, and "we" didn't even succeed in that. He just turned into a shitposting toddlercon.

>> No.16789331

>>16789325
I do not know of any slavemarket except for the shota black market

>> No.16789345

>>16789331
There are monster slavemarkets going around. Probably filled with succubus and elves.

>> No.16789352

What would prison be like in MGC?

>> No.16789354

>>16789319
You're the one asking to be suffocated by their sensible tails
Its only normal that some of them would moan and shuffle their thighs

>>16789331
Oh so that's where all the Dark Mages get their otouto

>> No.16789355

>>16789352
Like Oz; your worth is based on the size of your dick.

>> No.16789363

>>16789352
A very bad place, especially if it's mixed and rape isn't considered a crime.

>> No.16789368

>>16789352
>get wrongfully accused and convicted
>spend the next 5 years in a place filled with aphrodisiac dealers, shota traffickers and violent sadistic rapists
help

>> No.16789373

>>16789368
>only 5 years
>not 20
Come on Andy.

>> No.16789378

>>16789373
Piss off, Red/Black.

>> No.16789381

>>16789378
So I guess you don't want that Rita Hayworth Trumpart?

>> No.16789382

>>16789373
Anon Dufresne was a tall glass of water
I knew the girls would have their hooks in him before nightfall

>> No.16789392

>>16789382
I'd like to tell you Anon fought off the Alp Sisters and that they left him alone. I'd like to, but prison ain't no fairy tale world.

>> No.16789396

>>16789382
>>16789392
Lel

>> No.16789400

>>16789396
Two weeks in the Matango hole!

>> No.16789412

>>16789352
Why would someone be sent into jail in the first place?
I guess anyone who gets involved with condoms would be jailed, same for other types of contraceptives
Then you got all the dangerous people who need to be behind bars for public safety such as that one Yeti who does horrible things

If they divided jails by genders there would be some extreme sexual abuse by the guards towards the males inmates, if not then the monster girl inmates would be the ones abusing the males

>> No.16789413

>>16789352
Not mixed, obviously, which makes it pretty much like the real ones

>> No.16789431

>>16789412
Thats kinda hot

>> No.16789438

>>16789412
I doubt it would be happy abuse like that. We are talking about a prison filled with bad dudes and a few monster girls thieves since rape isn't a crime.
Mixed means more males and few females and we would be having some gangbangs, and I'm talking about the one people fear so much.

>> No.16789456

>>16789431
Do you really want the Jinko guard to do a surprise inspection of your cell only to pin you down on your bed and sexually ravage you because she is in heat and deemed you as a worthy mate?
And that's the best case scenario, most jail guards would take the job solely to abuse their power so you better be ready to become the cumpump of that one short Hellhound who keeps slapping your butt when you go for your morning walk

>> No.16789463

>>16789456
Being a guard's favorite doesn't seem that bad.

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>> No.16789472

>>16788670
twitter.com/Haohi_Oterin/status/847437761216823296/photo/1

>> No.16789480

>>16789469
Silly squirrel, dicking the daughteru is hardly news!

>> No.16789482

Is it a crime if a rich monstergirl buys an orphanage and treats the kids very well but also sell them to other rich monstergirls?

>> No.16789483

>>16789469
I wanna change the TelePrompTer so it says 'Anon is a slut for fluffy tails'

>> No.16789484

>>16789469
Prince of Hearts?

>> No.16789485

>>16789469
>Large, strange web found in the Arctic region.
Nope.

>> No.16789488

>>16789469
>Large web found in the artic
Time to work!

>> No.16789491

>>16789469
Hey! Most of these are all somewhat related to thread things from the past couple days!
Cute!

>> No.16789497

>>16789491
It's like recap anon, but with a picture instead.

>> No.16789500

>>16789469
What did miss Lich do this time?

>> No.16789512

>>16788799
Despite having made me late for work this morning, this would be quite the perfect way to be woken up.

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>>16789480
Silly anon, it's supposed to say "dick the dragon___

>>16789483
Don't do that.

>>16789484
>>16789055

>>16789485
>>16789488
Don't worry. It's probably nothing.

>>16789500
She used an automaton for her experiments! Automatons have rights too!

>> No.16789535

>>16789354
No, I'd just use their tails as pillows. It's not sexual but if they get off for that sort of things then I won't do it again.

>> No.16789537

>>16789469
We need more smug squirrels news reporting
I'm glad that Yeti finally got what she deserves

>>16789485
>>16789488
We need to form a RPG party and go on a long quest to stop the world destruction
Atlach-Nacha does seem fitting for a final boss

>> No.16789541

>>16789532
Did Prince of Hearts hack the scrolling text?

>> No.16789543

>>16789532
>She used an automaton for her experiments!
She didn't use an anon? She must have fallen on hard times.

>> No.16789545

>>16789532
Time to go cave exploring with explosives, earmuffs and comfy clothing.

>> No.16789553

>>16789532
Imma do it!

>> No.16789566
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>>16789456
I want the jinko to carry me like this when my sentence is over.

>> No.16789568

Going to give a Ryu a kissu on the cheek!

>> No.16789589

>>16789532
Now we need to replace the bulliten with a picture of her in her pajamas eating cereal.

Complete with a heart surrounding it

>> No.16789592

>>16789129
Post your personally shunned content creators count.
Mine's 12, beat it scrubs.

>> No.16789593

>>16789566
What are you in for?

>> No.16789595

>>16789566
You will have been made into a proper husband and soon to be father by then

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>> No.16789604

>>16789601
>4 ears
No thanks

>> No.16789609

>>16789469
>>16789532
Squirrels are perfect, I want to brush her tail every day before she goes on air so she looks her best on camera.

>> No.16789639

>>16789592
Who were they?

>> No.16789645

>>16788423
>Stories you followed will never get finished
It didn't have to end this way
I miss the good old times

>> No.16789648

I want to do an experiment with My Kiki maid. I'll blindfold her and see how much longer it takes her to clean the whole house with her magic Kiki powers.
If she cheats she gets the cage of punishment.

>> No.16789655

>>16789593
Being short

>> No.16789671

>>16789655
>tfw into gentle femdom and role reversal
>tfw 193cms tall and can't be a girls little spoon
This is why I need monster girls to exist

>> No.16789672

>>16788831
>Why do the annoying people update the most?
U wanna 'av a go m8

>> No.16789677

>>16789532
>scientists experiment plausibility of portals opening into the human realm

That's fantastic.

>rise in underground thigh rubbing rings

I must admit. I'd become a criminal just to pay a cute thicc MG so I can rub my face on her thighs.

>large strange web found in the attic region

Going to go find myself a cute Atlach Nacha wife then. They're such cute girls.

>> No.16789687

>>16789655
When will they learn?

>> No.16789689

>>16789671
You need a 3m girl right now. I wonder if little ones would play climb the mountain with her.

>> No.16789709
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16789709

>>16789180
Yeah somebody posted it here a while ago.
There's another one, even, on sketchfab
https://sketchfab.com/models/0157aabd482447c99c11547bc5dc7d96
an updated version of the one on niconico, it looks like.
>>16789170
Nice! Super cute and really well-detailed drawing.
>>16789308
Navigating would be a mess if the field of view of most of her eyes were excessive, so it only makes sense she'd be able to.
>>16788990
http://i.imgur.com/kK1vela.jpg

>> No.16789712

>>16789671
My kindred spirit. I entirely blame this predicament for my desire for shotafication and being /ss/'d

>> No.16789713
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16789713

Cornered rats.

>> No.16789719

>>16789713
He gon get SLEEP'D

>> No.16789724

>>16789719
No, he's gonna get forced to rape.

>> No.16789727

>>16789709
Don't request this weekend.

>> No.16789732

>>16789727
Why? What's up?

>> No.16789737

>>16789732
He's going on a school shooting

>> No.16789743

>>16789737
No if it were that I'd tell him to go there and stay.

>> No.16789744

>>16789737
As long as he didn't do anything he should be fine.

>>16789732
I'll still do something for you, gazerfag.

>> No.16789751
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>>16789709
Did you commission this?

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>>16789727
>>16789743
>There are people who legitimately get angry when someone else gets art
Haha oh wow, I didn't your ilk would find there way here. Get out of here kid.

>> No.16789756

>>16789751
He's the only one in the world who actually likes her for some reason, so yeah I'd assume so.

>> No.16789761

http://m.imgur.com/a/DBkDP

Not sure what you call this position. But I love it, hand down my favourite position. Credit goes to Buck by the way.

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16789765

>>16789568

>> No.16789768

>>16789756
Wait until tomorrow. Shoo.

>> No.16789772

>>16789761
>that ear nibble
I don't have words to describe how much I like this.
>>16789765
Can you draw a guy with elemental girls as his "personas"?

>> No.16789773

>>16789765
Is psycho ryu finally back?

>> No.16789775

>>16789761
I can't look at that Manticore the same again after seeing the gangbang with furries.

>> No.16789777

>>16789737
My first thought was some 'some of you guys are alright' kind of stuff.
>>16789743
Fun fact; when I was in highschool, there was a school shooter at the school nearest mine.
>>16789744
Je ne comprends pas.
Is something going on or, what?
>>16789751
No, actually. I know the person who commissioned it, though.

>> No.16789778

>>16789761
MILFs are a best.

>> No.16789781

>>16789775
The fuck?

>> No.16789782

>>16789765
That just after the 1st date. But the 3rd date I'm nibbling on her reverse scale.

Hope you guys are ok with a rain season.

>> No.16789787

>>16789781
It's Buck. She can draw things that makes this place go crazy.

>> No.16789790

>>16789781
Wasn't by buck but she reblogged it and liked it so yeah.

Knowing what her other manticore has done gangbangs before I wouldn't be surprised if it was "official."

>> No.16789791

>>16789772
I don't want it. I need it.

>>16789775
Yeah I just try not to look at that stuff or talk about it. I'm only interested in the stuff I linked.

>>16789778
They sure are.

>Tfw you'll never wake up to adopted mommy manticore making you a man while you moan and squirm

>> No.16789793

>>16789787
Faggots are faggots I guess. Glad to know about it so I don't support the artist anymore.

>> No.16789795

>>16789743
>salty WWDfags browse these threads

>> No.16789802

>>16789775
>>16789787
>>16789790
disgustedface.jpg

>> No.16789803

>>16789791
No anon. Not adopted "mommy", I'm talking about someone else's mom.

>> No.16789804

>>16789795
You know how they are, of course they would.

>> No.16789808

>>16789781
http://buck-satan.tumblr.com/post/158576062707/ebluberry-another-ender-fanart-so-much-fun-to

>> No.16789812
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16789812

>The only thing you can hope to exchange with me is bodily fluids

>> No.16789814

>>16789804
They have three targets here, so any shit on them counts.

>> No.16789815

>>16789803
Well. I don't agree with that.

Adopted mommy is better.

>> No.16789820

>>16789812
10/10 I'd become her slave. I'd also love it when mistress teases me with fear boners!

>> No.16789821

>>16789815
I always disliked mommydom, but love milfs. Oyakodon goes a nice way too.

>> No.16789822

>>16789808
No need to post that shit here

>> No.16789824

>>16789814
What?

>> No.16789825

>>16789820
>I'd become her slave
Enjoy playing board-games with her then.

>> No.16789828

>>16789765
your ryu are always super cute
sort of makes me want to see a News 39 thing with a ryu

>> No.16789829

>>16789825
I sure will.

>> No.16789830

>>16789824
Don't worry about it. Enjoy cute monsters raping around.

>> No.16789833

>>16789814
Three?

>> No.16789834

>>16789821
Mommydom is best dom.

>> No.16789836

>>16789787
>thread heaps tons of praise on her
>she goes ballistic and generalizes the whole thread when 1-2 anons shit on two of her OCs
I don't really miss her desu.

>> No.16789839

>>16789821
MILFs are used goods trash.

>> No.16789843

>>16789839
It's why adopted moms are best

>> No.16789846

>>16789834
It's really low in my rankings, even bellow lolidom. There is just something stupid about being a grown adult and be treated like a little kid with nursing handjobs.
If anything it's good for breaking, like raping the milf and making her a true mother.

It's way beter when the milf is just lonely though.

>> No.16789848

>>16789846
>If anything it's good for breaking, like raping the milf
Says you

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16789851

Remember to wash the corpses you exhume.

>> No.16789852

>>16789848
Well yeah, I don't see the fun on being a little baby.

>> No.16789853

>>16789846
We definitely have different mindsets on many things then.

>> No.16789858

>>16789846
>There is just something stupid about being a grown adult and be treated like a little kid
>>16789852
>I don't see the fun on being a little baby

Since when is momdom about that?

>> No.16789859

>>16789852
>a little baby
I think you might be thinking of something completely different here.

>> No.16789860

>>16789830
Vagueness doesn't quell curiosity.

>> No.16789865

>>16789859
Mommydom is about mommy making her son a man.

>> No.16789866

>>16789846
>>16789852
Momdom is about a mother being sexually aggressive/raping the son, it's just femdom + incest.

You're thinking of something completely different.

>> No.16789868

>>16789860
I'll take a shot in the dark and reckon it's /wwd/ shitposters who are angry someone else gets art and are trying to be edgy and think they're cool.

>> No.16789870

>>16789761
>I'll never wake up to my Anubis doing this to me forcefully.

Wouldn't take long for me to submit.

>> No.16789875

>>16789858
>>16789859
>>16789866
Most of the time when I see it it's just people saying "Oh I want to get nursing handjobs and mommy to take care of me." followed by childish scenarios.

>> No.16789883

>>16789875
You can shush now.

>> No.16789886

>>16789868
99% likely that, /wwd/ shitposters are some of the worst people.

Not gazerdude's fault that their season waifus are too boring to attract artists.

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>>16789535

>> No.16789889

>>16789875
It's ok if people have different fetishes anon. I respect anon's love of MILFs and dislike of mommydom.

>> No.16789897

>>16789887
This is why I love mofu. I can imagine drago/reptile fags sleeping on their waifu's squishy under side of their tails though. Thats cute.

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16789898

>>16789808
>Enabling furfaggotry
As much as I still want to only judge her works on a picture-by-picture basis and disregard whatever isn't a picture, it gets to the point that playing russian roulette on whether her new art will have "something" or not based on her tastes just stops being worth the effort.

>> No.16789900

>>16789875
Did you ever thought they were talking of themselves as kids, and not full grown adults?

>> No.16789910

>>16789836
>tumblrcunt is a drama queen and publicly throws people under the bus after getting butthurt
Not big surprise

>> No.16789913
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16789913

How do you help a 7ft Monster Girl with BIG MEATY CLAWS cope to your normal sized furniture and things?

>> No.16789915

>>16789898
This.

But anyway. Best not to start any arguments or anything, time to post more Moth Chan!

>> No.16789924

>>16789913
You help her. That or show her different methods on how to handle things.

Either way, it's going to be cute if you feed ice cream into her mouth.

>> No.16789928

>>16789889
I'm fine with people liking mommydom too.

>>16789900
Still sounds just as bad to me.

>> No.16789939

>>16789900
Sounds just as bad. Mommyfucking is shit no matter the age

>> No.16789941

>>16789887
Yep, just like that. Nothing sexual, but if that fox goes lewd it's not my fault.

>>16789897
It's cute but not as comfy as mofu

>> No.16789944

>>16789939
>Mom treating a kid like a kid is bad
?

>> No.16789946

>>16789941
>spoiler

Agreed

>> No.16789947

>>16789910
I doubt she's learned anything since then.

>> No.16789951

>>16789944
>Touching his pee pee
>treating him like a kid

I'm glad that monsters don't have sons.

>> No.16789954

>>16789944
>Fucking your kid is a normal motherly deed
These fucking mental gymnastics

>> No.16789957

>>16789941
>but if that fox goes lewd it's not my fault.
She might not go lewd but she will definitely get very smug

>spoiler
The only thing that can rival mofu is pofu

>> No.16789959

>>16789954
>Adopted by single monstergirl mother
>Expecting no incest
Alright

>> No.16789960

>>16789944
>treating a kid as a kid means fucking him
Wew
Mommyshit fags are insane, though it was obvious from the start

>> No.16789961

>>16789939
Personally, I feel a difference between mommydom and actual motheru fucking. To me, mommydom is a step above gentle loving femdom in the tender and caring and comfy departments regardless if it's actually your mother figure doing it.

>> No.16789965

>>16789961
This.

>> No.16789971

>>16789960
It is still a monstergirl

>> No.16789973

>>16789957
Smug or not, doesn't really matter since I would be sleeping. Though overall I still prefer scales.

>> No.16789975

Please. Don't fight about fetishes. It's fine if someone has a different fetish and it's fine if you disagree. We should respect each other.

>> No.16789978

>>16789975
It's like you're new here

>> No.16789980

>>16789959
>Clouding a kid's childhood with sex

>> No.16789982

>>16789887
Is it even possible to sleep on a tail? Like a wolfu's tail?

>> No.16789983

>>16789980
If the mother doesn't do it a loli friend will probably do.

>> No.16789989

>>16789982
Why wouldn't it be possible? So long as you don't put an uncomfortable among of weight on her tail bones it should be fine.

>> No.16789992

>>16789983
I really can't wait for some waifus to become sonus fuckers.

>> No.16790001

>>16789992
What are you talking about?

>> No.16790003

>>16790001
Moms teaching their sons how to have sex.

>> No.16790005

>>16789989
Does it feel like a real pillow? How do I make sure I keep her comfortable and don't put too much weight on it?

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>>16789589
This hacker must be brought to justice!

>>16789541
Do we even know who is this "Prince of Hearts" person or website? He may have been just a system administrator who knew his way around and how to hack things.

>>16789537
>>16789545
An expedition team has been deployed to investigate the situation. Thank you for your concerns.

>> No.16790010

>>16790003
Sounds like you wanted to post a NTR bait

>> No.16790013

>>16790010
Incest is not ntr, anon.

>> No.16790017

>>16790013
You said waifus

Waifu of who, the kid? Or does she has a husband and you're really baiting by posting NTR?

>> No.16790018

>>16789973
>Though overall I still prefer scales.
Same on average scales are better, though I feel the best furs are better than the best scales


>>16789982
It needs to be a large tail, something like a Dormice tail wouldn't be comfy for either of you

>> No.16790020

>>16790006
>that string of saliva

L-Lewd!

>> No.16790022

>>16790010
>single adoptive momster
>NTR
You do this every time. Are you projecting by chance?

>> No.16790028

>>16790017
She's his mother, not his waifu!

>> No.16790029

>>16789025
What would MGC prostitution be like under someone wealthy like a lich? If I can be an escort to a snobby vampire I might actually be alright with it.

>> No.16790034

>>16790028
Then you're indeed posting NTR

>> No.16790042

>>16790006
We need more squirrel bullying, prince of hearts is a hero

>> No.16790043

>>16790018
Furs would be fluffy and warm while scales are hard and cold, even so I would still prefer the whole scaly set.

>>16790006
I don't trust that team.

>> No.16790044

Friendly reminder that if you make a girl with big meaty paws or claws wear a gag, she won't be able to undo it because her paws or claws are too clumsy.

>> No.16790045

>>16790022
>single adoptive momster
Not according to him

>> No.16790050

>>16790029
I imagine it's actually a dating service for the less fortunate

>> No.16790051

Why can't we just talk about dicking the daughteru instead? At this point it's less controversial.

>> No.16790052
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16790052

Pretty early for a meaningless argument today.

How we doin, thread?

>> No.16790057

>>16790034
It's her son, anon and she's just teaching him.

>> No.16790058

>>16790044
Even if that's the case, what's to stop her from cutting or tearing it off? You'd have to make it able to handle both her strength and how sharp her claws may be.

>> No.16790064

So about them lilims

>> No.16790066

>>16790052
Pretty good. I'm feeling comfy thinking about my waffle.

And pointless arguing is pointless.

>>16790044
Sounds cute. Makes me worry though, my waifu would tie my hands and legs then gag and blindfold me. I just fear she wouldn't be able to get it all off with her big meaty paws.

>> No.16790067

>>16790029
If its anything like corresponding services in the MGE (i.e. monster girls acting as prostitutes) then there would be a high employee turnover rate as the escorts would often end up married.

>> No.16790073

>>16790044
I don't know about the girls with sharp claws or super strength like Hellhounds or even Wolfus, but it would be absolutely adorable to ball gag my Kobold daughteru and watch her uselessly struggle to get it off with her paws.

>> No.16790079
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16790079

The portals appeared anons! Monstergirls are flooding in! Here's a first fresh photo of one we have.

>> No.16790080

>>16790029
>Luxury prostitution
Few monstergirls clients, you also go on dates with them if they request so and do with you what they want. Aimed at Vampires, Wights, Pharaohs, Demons, Ice Queens, etc

>Normal prostitution
They visit your brothel, ravage you and leave, many clients every day. Aimed at all the monstergirls that aren't part of the first group.

>> No.16790082

>>16790006
>An expedition team has been deployed to investigate the situation.
It must be so sad to be an Atlach-Nacha
During your whole childhood your parent does nothing but fuck and spin the web
Then you grow old enough to build your own nest
You spend centuries if not millenias building a web that could rival your parent's even though you aren't complete yet
Then you finally meet someone that could be your other half but all he does is destroy your web and centuries of work

I've made myself sad

>> No.16790083

>>16790066
>I just fear she wouldn't be able to get it all off with her big meaty paws.
I feel you anon, I have the same fears for when my waifu does femdom. I do think they'd make technological advancements to mitigate that though, like buckles that are a more sophisticated, aesthetically pleasing version of airplane seatbelts for example.

>> No.16790085

>>16790057
Fuck off go bait somewhere else

>> No.16790087

>>16790079
>implying the portals aren't one way
>implying we don't go in

>> No.16790089

>>16790087
I bet I'd be a total hunk in 2D.

>> No.16790090

>>16790079
>Wanting 3D monstergirls
Your fault

>> No.16790092

>>16790082
This is why Atlach Nachas are for loving and marrying

>> No.16790097
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16790097

http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls

You and Random monstergirl are on a passenger plane of 80 people, flying above the ocean. However, the cargo of bottled Slimes took a hit during turbulence. Now the plane is overrun with Slimes seeping in through the cracks, near mindless and horny as fresh DE gets. The raping of the entire plane is imminent.

Using your own wits and the monstergirls natural abilities could you handle the situation?

>> No.16790099

>>16790083
Buckles like that sound nice. Would make freeing me up for after dom cuddles easy for my waifu.

>> No.16790100

>>16790087
>>16790089
Wouldn't 2D then become 3D for you? Or would your perception switch too? How would you even be able to comprehend losing a whole dimension like that?

>> No.16790101

>>16790089
I bet I'd be cute in 2D.

>> No.16790102

>>16790067
Do you think MGE has a highly profitable mail-order husband market?

>>16790080
>Get mom-dommed by the same Tanuki every week
>Get no other clients
>Somehow make more money than everyone else
>Ask your boss why you haven't had traffic lately
>Turns out the Tanuki reserved you for the whole year, just so no one would touch you before her week of vacation

>> No.16790103

>>16790100
>Wouldn't 2D then become 3D for you?

I like to imagine it does.

>Or would your perception switch too? How would you even be able to comprehend losing a whole dimension like that?

Magic

>> No.16790104

>>16790099
Exactly! Easy release is one of the top things for me for now at least, as soon as I'm finished I want out immediately. I would want my waifu to train me to be more comfortable in bondage after I've cum and mamono mana would probably help with that too though.

>> No.16790105

>>16790097
>family index

...and suddenly, it's 'Battle Aboard the St. Anne' from Pokemon

>> No.16790106

>>16790097
>Bicorn
Well then. Looks like I'm getting myself a harem.

>> No.16790108

>>16790097
Must be scary seeing rape goo ooze through the walls all around you.

>Trumpart

I really don't know.

>> No.16790110

>>16790100
>>16790103
>I like to imagine it does.
Same here. The only way I can realistically imagine my waifu outside of pixels on a screen is by imagining her in 3D.

>> No.16790111

>>16790103
>>16790100
Actually it'd become 1D. You'd see straight vertical lines instead of people, or anything really.

Being 3 dimensional beings, we see things in a 2D perspective, not 2d, since we naturally can't see all the sides of an object. The same rule would apply if we became 2D, but in 1 dimension.

>> No.16790113

>>16790097
>Leanan Sidhe
Oh, NOW you show up? Art isn't going to get us out of this one you dumb little fairy!

>> No.16790117
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16790117

Not just the Godzilla dream, I also saw one where I was driving to a high hill so I could watch Ogdru Hem from BPRD wreck a city.
I think something from the beyond is telling me I'm liked by kaiju.

>> No.16790120

>>16790111
That's fucking gay.

>> No.16790121

>>16790103
>>16790110
>Imagining them 3D
Way to degrade monstergirls

>> No.16790122

>>16790097
>thunderbird
Just fly out of there

>> No.16790124

>>16790111
>not 2d
not 3D* I mean

>> No.16790126

>>16790104
Building trust through femdom is where it's at.

>> No.16790127

>>16790121
Enjoy your lines bucko.

>> No.16790128

>>16790127
Enjoy your ugly cheating sluts normie

>> No.16790131

>>16790092
Exactly
All they want in life is a husband and the end of the world, if you aren't going to let them have both at least take responsibility and marry them

>> No.16790133

>>16790121
Anon you realise I mean the 2D world becoming 3D through perspective? Right?

As in the MGE world feeling like you're in VR.

>> No.16790135

>>16790126
Definitely. In all honesty I feel like a lot of my trust issues could be easily solved with my waifu gently femdomming me in different ways.

>> No.16790137

>>16790128
>he can't differentiate vetween 3D the actual dimension and 3D the PD
Wow anon, you're dumb.

>> No.16790140

>>16790122
>Fly out of a plane at 40.000 feet
>Sudden change in air pressure knocks you both out after roughly 20 seconds
>Freefall to your death
gg no re

>> No.16790142

>>16790102
>Do you think MGE has a highly profitable mail-order husband market?

In some monster girl friendly areas perhaps there is a market for that, but in general men are hard enough to come by that it is assumed most monster girls have to go and find one themselves.

About the closest thing we know of to monster girls getting men for others I think is a statement in the settings that married monster girls will sometimes catch men for unmarried friends or relatives. Course that is more a personal choice than a business.

There is also mention of how hard and seriously monsters will work at a job if the reward is a man for themselves, but not much details on what those jobs may be.

>> No.16790143

>>16790135
That's what it's all about mane. Let the buckles and bindings take you higher.

>> No.16790145

>>16790097
>Beelzebub
Hopefully she's the greedy type, and flies me away from the plane. Otherwise, I'm fucked in every sense of the word.

>> No.16790148

>>16790097
>Hinezumi
Rat Chun-Li and I lock ourselves in the bathroom and join the mile-high club together.

>> No.16790153

>>16790097
>Living Armor

Sounds like the start of an action anime where the MC has to make a contract with a magical being because of an emergency
I bet most relationships with Living Armor start this way
>Anon is exploring a dungeon
>He stumbles upon a Living Armor
>Another monster girl is about to rape him
>He has to put on the Living Armor to save his virginity
>She now views him as her owner and won't ever leave his side

>> No.16790156

>>16790143
Yes please!

>> No.16790160

>>16787481
I bet I can seduce her.

>> No.16790161

What does your waifu's booby milk taste like?

>> No.16790172

>>16790161
Ambrosia

>> No.16790173

>>16790161
If I'm sticking with that downright perfect Automaton from last night, whatever blend of mixed drinks she feels like serving that evening. So perfect!

>> No.16790176

>>16790161
BBrd.

>> No.16790179

>>16790161
Love, happiness, milk.

>> No.16790180

>>16790142
It's probably a black market thing, where Amazons who already have husband's, and Krakens/Scyllae who sink ships in uninhabited waters bring in the excess to share with the rest of the monstergirl population, due to the scarcity of men.

If you're really desperate, and you doubt your ability to get a husband of your own, the option is there.

I imagine the market is overcrowded with socially awkward NEET-type monstergirl girls. The kind of girl who wants to masturbate with you together a few times before actually touching you, because physical contact with humans makes them extremely anxious.

>> No.16790181

>>16790161
Bags of sand
Salty coins

>> No.16790182

>>16790161
Well, to me it's the most delicious milk I could ever taste, but compared objectively to other milks it's fairly plain and unremarkable as Kobolds aren't really known for their milk.

>> No.16790183
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16790183

>>16790161
Sweet and nutritious with a hint of mint and cocoa.

>> No.16790196

>>16790064
I like lilims, they're comfy and easy to fuck.

>> No.16790199

>>16790161
I don't know, what does spider milk taste like?

>> No.16790200

>>16790199
cum and dead cats

>> No.16790204
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16790204

>>16790199
>tfw no follow-up to Orphan

>> No.16790205

>>16790135
Exactly my man, would also make for great anger management for my waifu

>> No.16790212

>>16790205
>spoiler
Everyone needs an outlet anon, as long as it's healthy then femdom is a perfect one.

>> No.16790214

>>16790212
Would make for a great vent for me aswell. That being gagged and reminded who I belong to.

>> No.16790223

The best foreplay with Monstergirls is a lapdance, either forward or rear facing. Prove me wrong.

>> No.16790225

>>16790161
It's like normal milk but more rich in flavor and goes down a little bit harder, however it would make me stronger.

>> No.16790226

>>16790214
Who is she anon?

>>16790223
I'm not even going to try anon, that's the good shit right there.

>> No.16790227

>>16790214
I can understand that, but I'd prefer doing maledom for venting most of the time. It'd be nice to redirect my inner struggles to physical struggling while in bondage though!

>>16790223
I thought kissing and groping was the best foreplay.

>> No.16790230

>>16789469

I love Ratatoskr. So much. She's a good girl.

>> No.16790232

>>16790205
I definitely wouldn't want to unleash my anger and kinkiest feeling upon my waifu, but her being the gentle dom she is and me dominating her here and there would be such a relief already.

>> No.16790251

>>16790223
Very true. It can go both ways aswell. Lap dancing husbands

>>16790226
She's a a cutie 'Nubis!

>>16790227
I can see maledom as being a good vent aswell. And having to physically struggle though bondage is a good way to see how well your waifu is doing it. And seeing if she can do it better.

>> No.16790255

>>16790097
>Pixie

Don't know how she is going to help unless she can directly beam me out to the Fairy kingdom...

>> No.16790279

>>16790153
>tfw you will never make a Living Armor in a cave, with a box of scraps.

>> No.16790284

>>16790279
>Anon finds a rusted and decaying Living Armor in a cave, the spirit inside pathetic and barely clinging on.
>Integrates the remains into a suit of power armor.
>Anon now has a suit of power armor and a cute ghostly girl amazed by all the advanced technology that went into it.

>> No.16790287

>>16790279
Well I'm not Tony Stark.

>> No.16790292

>>16790232
Dominating my waifu wouldn't be that bad of a vent either. But it's a once a month thing so I couldn't really say it's a way of relieving stress.

>> No.16790307
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16790307

I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

>> No.16790312

>>16790307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz3nWY_fegw

>> No.16790317

>>16789808
If you change the furry to a human and remove her daughter's reaction, then it'd be a good pic.

>> No.16790318

>>16790251
>And having to physically struggle though bondage is a good way to see how well your waifu is doing it. And seeing if she can do it better.
Definitely. The stricter the better, I'd love to help her learn and learn with her on how best to go about that too!

>> No.16790323

>>16790317
>still gang trash

Nope

>> No.16790325

>>16790323
What's the problem with gangbangs?

>> No.16790329

>>16790312
Thanks Bender/Scotsman/Smilin' Jack.

>> No.16790332

>>16790325
Nice bait. Almost fell for it.

>> No.16790333

>>16790317
>MMF
It would still be shit.

>> No.16790335

>>16790325
(You)

>> No.16790344

>>16790325
Did you forget to bait the hook?

>> No.16790351

>>16790323
>>16790333
There's nothing wrong with gangbangs as long as the girl in question isn't your wife or girlfriend.

>> No.16790354

>>16790351
You can stop trying now

>> No.16790357

>>16790351
Why are you still trying? Here, take this (you).

>> No.16790361

>>16790351
The first dick she touches becomes her husband, thus making the gangbang turn into cheating.

>> No.16790365

>>16790361
Samefagging and trying to add more shit?

That isn't true either

>> No.16790371

>>16790361
I'm just referring to gangbangs in general, not the one with that manticore that the other anon was talking about. Manticores canonically could never have a gangbang, at least with her vagina; because as you said, at that point she's got a husband, and monster girls are incapable or cheating.

>> No.16790372

>>16790351
Gangbangs are shit regardless of setting or if she's your wife or not.
>>16790361
That's not true, rape and release happens in the setting as do guys fucking other girls before meeting their monster wife.

Gangbangs are awful though.

>> No.16790376

>>16790372
I'd remain pure for my waifu even if a monster offered me sex.

>> No.16790379

>>16790376
I wonder if love for your waifu can be transformed into spirit energy?

>> No.16790392

>>16790379
That would be nice. More power means better defense against wandering monsters.

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>> No.16790406

>>16790403
That's cute! Her dress looks nice and the canon is intimidating.

What did KC say the bullets actually do again?

>> No.16790409

>>16790403
I just finished watching Shin Godzilla today, no purple lights please.

>> No.16790411
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16790411

>>16790403
>paywalled

>> No.16790413

>>16790411
How long have you been here anon? Butter_T's been paywalled forever.

>> No.16790416

>>16790413
I know he paywalls his stuff. It's just its my favorite species that he's paywalling now.

>> No.16790423

>>16790411
In this case I don't think there's anything lewd paywalled, just a higher res.

>> No.16790428

>>16790416
Automatons sure got popular. They are clearly the most beloved girl of the patch that came out.

Shows how many people wanted to talk about robots without getting the "They aren't monster girls" argument.

>> No.16790429

>tfw no big-breasted Dragon Onee-san
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inf7l3DzNk8

>> No.16790438

>>16790429
I've got two. But don't worry anon, yours will come to you soon.

>> No.16790440

>>16790406
Well they are made of magical energy and disable foes without killing them, but I don't think he's gone into specifics about how they disable foes.

One might assume they work similarly to monster real silver weapons, "wounding" the target's magical energy network and causing mana to leak out and the target to weaken until they can't move.

>> No.16790445

>>16790428
I'd say they are different rather than the most beloved of the new MGE 2 girls, which motivates people to talk about and make art of them.

But yes, having a robot girl to talk about in the context of the MGE would certainly attract some.

>> No.16790452

>>16790428
2B helped. She's what got me into them at least

>> No.16790454

>>16790438
I've got three. I win the dragonee competition.

>> No.16790456

>>16790429
I love Lucc.

>> No.16790459

>>16790452
>He wasn't into Automatons the moment the MGE2 scans were released

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16790461

>>16790411
>>16790416
>>16790423

>> No.16790462

>>16790452
Yeah, the release of nier 2 threw them up and I'm sure Clockwork World anime will lift them even more.

>> No.16790464

>>16790454
Well my onee sans are big and smart!

>> No.16790466

>>16790428
I like Kuudere girls, so naturally I loved Automatons.

>> No.16790473

>>16790464
I lied, it's actually two older girls and one is younger than me. But one is an Artic Zombie Dragon and the other one is just a protective and haughty one.

>> No.16790480

>>16790461
Man, these new Automaton models are so expensive it's given them a himedere personality.

>> No.16790482

Having a cold sucks. Why can't I have a lich take care of me while dressed in a nurse dress?

>> No.16790483

>>16790482
Liches are not good nurses.

>> No.16790485

>>16790461
The elusive snarky kuudere.

>> No.16790486

>>16790461
>automaton prostitutes with a coin slot
What will the tanukis think of next?

>> No.16790488

>>16790483
What MGs are good nurses then?

>> No.16790489

>>16790473
>Artic Zombie Dragon

Do go on! I would love to hear about your sisters.

>> No.16790490

>>16790482
You can't even get sick with mamono mana and even if you could, that Lich would just test her remedies on you which would probably end badly.

>> No.16790491

>>16790488
Holsts, Flayers, Weresheeps.

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16790494

>>16790488

>> No.16790499

>>16790428
I think after last nights discussion I was masterfully assaulted by one
Been daydreaming about a big bootied one serving me drinks and teasing me in a French maid outfit all damn day
Damn you, whoever was writing that scenario out, take responsibility for this!

>> No.16790501

>>16790480
>Smug Oh-ho-hoing Himedere Automaton becomes an anon's maid.
>Ends up more of a mistress as she bounces her jiggly gold engraved ass up and down on his dick.

>> No.16790504

So, regarding the below info KC mentioned on enty:

>Sadly he didn't answer directly if they could give birth, but he did say that with Gremlins, humans and other monster engineers advancing their research they will soon be able to build new ones

How famous would the first newly built automaton in who knows how many thousands of years be? Would the old automatons have to teach/raise her to be a proper automaton?

>> No.16790513

>>16790501
>Golden himedere automaton

Yes.

>> No.16790519

>>16790489
Well, she was very sickly dragon with pale scales and a grumpy but gentle disposition, however after the second dragon was born and was way halthier than her she felt jealous and ran away to a snowy mountain where she lived for some years and died filled with regret.

That's what happened with her.

>> No.16790527

>>16790490
You can get "sick", just not with anything deadly as far as we know.

>> No.16790529

>>16790504
She would be built ready to ahve sex, so maybe she should teach the old ones how to do it.

>> No.16790532

>>16790504
>ojou-sama automaton judging the human built ones
>"ohoho, you mean to tell me you weren't around before the demon lord and that you're nothing but an imitation?"
>the gremlin in charge of her starts to wonder if installing that ojou-sama module was a good idea

>> No.16790534

>>16790519
That's sad but atleast she has a loving Otouto now. Right?

>> No.16790535

>>16790499
I do think it's hot having a girl whose Kuu around everyone else but when alone with husband is smug and tempting
Keep thinking about her anon, let your sexy Bartomitron into your heart!

>> No.16790536

>>16790532
It was a very good idea.

>> No.16790542

>>16790536
Of course it was, that monotone laugh is perfect.

Besides, she's probably just worried that the newly built one will find a man before her.

>> No.16790544

>>16790534
Of course she does. Though the second older sister started early since the ZD was chilling on the snowy mountain.

>> No.16790546

>>16790532
Does she have Drill-hair attachments?

>> No.16790550

>>16790532
>"Better an imitation than a faded, senile old maid who can't even remember who built her."

>The gremlin starts to wonder if she modeled the new automatons too closely after her own personality.

>> No.16790555

>>16790544
So there's a bit of rivalry in the house over Otouto?

>> No.16790556

>>16790546
She wouldn't be an ojou-sama without them, Gremlins pay close attention to those kind of details.
>>16790550
A snarky kuudere is fine too.

>> No.16790557

>>16790535
I will! Also Bartomitron- nice. I'm gonna write about her when I get home so I won't lose her!

>> No.16790559

>>16790542
Oh dear. Does she worry is her...trunk is too big?
>>16790550
>Husband sighted with another female
>Default setting... CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY.
>Gremlin decides the Yandere unit was a great idea.

>> No.16790560

>>16790504
>>16790529
>Automaton 2.0 is a master of all forms of sex
>Has a tailpussy attachment and nearly all their body parts can be converted into a fuckhole
>Their skin was scientifically designed to have the perfect sexual friction
>They boot up with over 3000TB of knowledge on sex
>They even have an artificial womb capable of giving birth

Old Automatons would become antiquities only purchased and owned by bitter old men

>> No.16790561

>>16790550
This is a very contemplative Gremmy-chan.

>> No.16790562

>>16790555
Yes there is. You have the second sister that started the otouto race first and then you hace the ZD claiming that she is older thus should take responsibility.
And let's not forget that there is also an Imouto in the house too.

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>>16790513
>soft "skin" parts are red/purple/grey
>armor bits are elaborately decorated silver and gold with numerous magical jewels adorning the edges

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>>16790486
Well you could consider inserting your MGCard instead.
and by card I mean your penis. At least try not to max out your credit too quickly.

>> No.16790578

>>16790569
Awesome.

>> No.16790579

>>16790569
Can on have Automatons in their hoard? They do seem pricey.

>> No.16790580

>>16790562
Your life sounds hectic, but lovely. Hope you live a happy life with your sisters!

>> No.16790584

>>16790580
Oh anon, it's not my life. They are my sisters-in-law you see.

Heh

>> No.16790586

>>16790559
>Oh dear. Does she worry is her...trunk is too big?
And her chest is rather small, her Gremlin wouldn't let her be too much bigger to prevent jealousy issues.
>>16790575
She wouldn't judge me for being a quickshot right? Right?

>> No.16790588

>>16790586
Anon, you do have to pay a right amount.

>> No.16790590

>>16790579
Maybe a Dragon had one in her hoard before the new Demon Lord came into power.

>> No.16790591

>>16790586
I'll make sure she gets a big chest...somehow.

And I might just ask the Gremlin to ass in a lactation feature.

>> No.16790595
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16790595

Hey, sorry if this is a dumb question but I'm not quite sure where to ask it. I'm looking for pictures of monstergirls that are more eldritch looking and/or fucked up than usual and Idk where to look for it. Stuff like pic related. Do you guys have any idea what kind of tags on which site I can use to find more stuff like this?

>> No.16790596

>>16790586
Of course not. Nothing wrong with microtransactions.

>> No.16790599

>>16790584
Oh so they're your waifu's sisters? If so that must make Christmas quite the feast with all those big hungry dragons in the house.

>> No.16790600

>>16790588
>>16790596
Oh shit. Rest in peace quick Anon.

He was faster than a cockatrice.

>> No.16790603

>>16790569
>"Gaze upon me peasant! You are beholden to a top quality pleasure model! A concubine meant for kings!"
>Do you actually know anything about sex though?
>"....No. That part of my program is corrupted. B-b-but I can still be of use to you human!"
>I dunno. I'm not sure I should take a buste-
>"PLEASE PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'M COVERED IN DUST, I HAVEN'T BEEN CLEANED OF RUST IN CENTURIES, IT'S DARK AND CRAMPED AND I'M AFRAID OF CRAMPED SPACEEEES!"
Well anon. Are you just gonna leave her there?

>> No.16790604

>>16790603
I'll take that Automaton home and give her a nice cleaning.

>> No.16790606

>>16790595
She look like what's known as an "Abomination". I'd suggest using that tag to find more images.

>> No.16790609

>>16790606
Thats a good idea, actually. Thank you very much!

>> No.16790611

Do you think daughterus would be okay with mouth kisses instead of allowance?

>> No.16790612

>>16790590
>Dragon grew up with an automaton maid encrusted with gold and jewels.
>Centuries pass and the Demon Lord comes into power.
>While digging through her hoard, the Dragon finds her old maid, still in perfect condition but inactive.
>Remembering her "onee-chan" she reactivates her with Demonic Energy crystals so her childhood companion can join her in this brave new world.
>Whatever poor anon from the village she decides she wants as her husband will have to please her beloved Onee-chan too.

>> No.16790613

>>16790603
Can Automatons even rust since they're made from durable advanced ancient magitek on top of having soft gropable bits?

>> No.16790619

>>16790588
>>16790596
God damn it.

>> No.16790622

>>16790599
Of course, but they behave like royalty other than the ZD and none of them are fat, so everything is just fine. It's a nice comfy family, but things can get wild when someone starts to have sex at night.

>> No.16790623

>>16790604
And she'll reward you with a clumsy but heartfelt blowjob. As well as her eternal companionship.

>>16790613
She was made to be beautiful, not practical.
You might have to take her in to a Gremlin for upgrades if you want things like liquid tanks for her tits and an internal cooling unit. Her line were more meant to suck dick while their master sat on his throne.
On the upside, that means she's got a big soft booty.

>> No.16790627

>>16790609
No problem.

>>16790611
I'm not sure. Mine would get both!

>> No.16790630

>>16790623
How big? Enough for her to be embarrassed of it?

>> No.16790632

>>16790622
>someone starts to have sex at night.

I imagine it would. It would probably get the others in the mood and soon they'd all be fucking their husbands, if they have one.

They'd probably try to "out fuck" each other.

>> No.16790634

>>16790611
I don't think mouth kisses count as currency anon, even in my household. I also wouldn't want to limit the amount of mouth kisses I can give to my daughteru either. She'd get her allowance, and she'd also get as many mouth kisses as she could ever want!

>> No.16790635

>>16790611
Probably, but as she grows she might ask for something more and you'll become a full fledged daughteru dicker.

>> No.16790638

>>16790595
Monster Girl Quest, especially Xelvy's girls. For every "normal" looking monster girl that series has maybe two eldritch-looking ones.

>> No.16790639

>>16790630
Big enough that if you hotdogged her your dick wouldn't be visible.
You'd fluster her if you did that though.

>> No.16790640

>>16790632
Yep, that's what happens. The couple who last the longest and cums more wins.
Though no one speaks of it when the morning comes, it's just smug faces from the winner.

>> No.16790641

>>16790638
Thank you as well! This is already making my life much easier.

>> No.16790646

>>16790639
Sounds like the perfect size.

>> No.16790649

>>16790646
It gets better when her corrupted protocols start auto-repairing.
>"Oh! What's this one? ...Face-sitting? Wh- Ah! But that's dirty!"

>> No.16790651

>>16790649
Oh yes. I'm sure she's got lots of interesting information in her memory banks.

>> No.16790667

>>16790651
How would you react when you get home and she's laying on your bed with her legs spread wide?
>"Anon~ My protocols for "bedroom activities" are fully restored~ Come. And. Make. Me. Yours~"
And then afterwards she'll blush and say that she's happy that she got trapped in that ruin since it meant that she got to have you as a master.

>> No.16790670

>>16790667
I'd start with eating her out.

>> No.16790673

>>16790640
Sounds perfect and quite cute to imagine. I can just imagine the amount of creaking and noise that would come from the beds as the whole house starts to fuck.

Or the one couple who says it's not about the winning it's about being together as a couple while doing lotus.

>> No.16790687

>>16790673
There ain't none of that in the house, anon. Maybe after eveyone went their separate ways, but while the parties are going it's one hell of night couple battle.

>> No.16790691

A kuudere harem would be quite a challenge but boy would it be worth it.

>> No.16790709

>>16790372
>That's not true, rape and release happens in the setting
Often times though the release never happens. If you read the world guide, it says that many monster girls who go after a guy, a guy that should have never matters, end up keeping them because for them, spirit energy is just too good. But in the case of a manticore, they save their vagina for their husband. For all other guys before then, if there are any, she just uses her tail.

>>16790376
>Even if a monster offered me sex
>Offered
>Implying you have a choice.

>> No.16790715

>>16790691
>wake up to automaton, lich and mantis jiii-ing at your morning wood

>> No.16790719

>>16790709
I said offered because if they tried to rape me I would wack them with a stick.

>> No.16790723

>>16790719
Unless you're being targeted by a fairy or something similar, I don't think a stick would fare too well.

>> No.16790724

>>16790709
I thought monsters were supposed to stop raping when the demon lord won.

>> No.16790729

>>16790723
Not to worry. He speaks softly.

>> No.16790730

>>16790723
It's a holy stick from yggdrasil that deals massive damage against enemies with mamono mana.

>> No.16790738

>>16790724
I don't remember reading anything like that. If that's true though, link it to me.

>>16790730
Then I guess you're set then.

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16790745

What if...

A world where MGs are the weaker humans and human men are the strong "monsters"?

And the only way MGs can have children is beat up the villainous human men and rape them, and if they lose, the villainous human men rape them instead.

Human women don't exist. Also I guess there would have to be a kind of slave trade for men.

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16790754

>>16790730

>> No.16790756

>>16790687
So breakfast is basically smug haughty dragons all proud of themselves and husbands with ice packs on their crotches.

>> No.16790762

>>16790745
But is there any good men?

>> No.16790764

>>16790738
I'm not a big enough weenie to have links to the lore behind this mess of a setting, and midway through typing this post I realized I also wasn't a big enough weenie to regurgitate the reasoning behind it so whatever the fuck.

>> No.16790770

>>16790724
The "monsters attack humans" instinct the gods put in them wouldn't be enforced any more, but that's not to say forceful seductions, capturing men, etc. will cease entirely. It may remain in the nature of more aggressive monsters.

>> No.16790779

>>16790754
Super secret smug squirrel was carrying a stick from the old holy tree full of blessing that the order used to bless some of their soldiers with and she was going to deliver to the DL. However she bumped into me and I got the magic stick to play catch with Fenrir.
See? There is even lore to it.

>>16790756
Something like that. After the festives are over it's time for the dragons to wear ice packs though.

>> No.16790787

>>16790779
But how can you make love to an MG that hard it would hurt them. Let alone a dragon?

That sounds nearly impossible, well to me atleast.

>> No.16790791

>>16790770
And further, the "raping" the Mamono Lord seeks to stop/mitigate is mostly limited to the "throw a random man on the ground and unceremoniously start fucking him" type of behavior. "Rape" as far as monsters being very forward and pro-active sexually and using magic, pheromones, physical strength, etc. to facilitate sex will little doubt always be a part of the setting.

>> No.16790796

>>16789469
>Wendigo coats in demand
Just marry one then!

Also, I have a need. A need for a brief, three panel comic. Panel 1 a bunch of canine MGs (Werewolf, Anubis, Kobold, Cu Sith, etc.) chatting. Panel 2 all of them abruptly looking to the side. Panel 3 pans over slightly to that side to show a Ratatoskr.

>> No.16790797

>>16790787
Think about it, anon. If you take training from a dragon and have sex with her you will grow powerful whether you want to or not. You can always pop the good old rage mush too.

>> No.16790809

>>16790791
Well so much for wholesome coexistence. Just subjugation all the way down.

>> No.16790812

>>16790797
But what if you don't get strong from it and just get hurt all the time?

It's like getting whacked over the head with a baseball bat. It won't make you stronger the next time it happens.

>> No.16790819

>>16790812
That's not how training and exercising works, anon. Especially when you're under influence of spirit and demon energy.

>> No.16790822

>>16790819
I guess so. I can see the husbands getting revenge for that rough time at the house though.

MG family meet up must be weird.

>> No.16790826

>>16790809
Let's not ignore that even the aggressive monster girls are not nearly so aggressive in places that are friendly toward monsters. Monsters without magical abilities or access to men who don't fear/hate them have little choice but to physically force themselves on men if they want to reproduce, and to use the pleasure/love generated by it to prove they mean no harm.

I don't know what kind of "wholesome coexistence" you thought the setting advocated, since its pretty clear the human/monsters united race is supposed to be the superior and end product. In a world like that there isn't any room for the Order philosophy of hating monsters and hating sexual pleasure.

>> No.16790829

>>16790745
>a world where men are stronger than women and are the sexually dominant ones
Yeah, but that's just like our world and I find that boring. I find MGE interesting because men in general are suddenly the "prey".

>> No.16790832

>>16790770
That's why you need Incubized Paladins to keep everyone following the law.

Or MGs who act like Paladins to enforce the law. Paladin MGs. Nah, that would be too crazy.

>> No.16790836

>>16790797
Being strong is immaterial in the MGE as far as hurting a monster girl during sex is concerned. That is because they gain power/health/strength from sex is is IMPOSSIBLE to actually hurt them with it in any meaningful way. The most you can do is get mutually worn out.

As the first world guide notes:

>Even when men fuck them violently enough to break a human woman, they don't feel any pain, and all they can do is enjoy the strong pleasure. Even little races that are way smaller than humans like the “fairy (encyclopedia I – p.86)" only experience ecstasy and euphoria when their stomachs swell up as they get pierced by a man's rigid erection that is way bigger than even their own body. It is impossible for a monster's body to be broken through sex.

>> No.16790837

>>16790822
It would depend very much on the family. If it's a healthy relatioship with all the parties then it's fine, but imagine visiting your father-in-law when you are a daughteru fucker or you have a harem.

>> No.16790841

>>16790836
See mere female lizard. I'm talking about that.

>> No.16790843

>>16790829
But anon, the men can become prey.

It's just that so can the MGs.

It would be like MGQ but where both sides can rape the other.

>> No.16790851

>>16790837
True anon. Lucky I'm not either of those.

>> No.16790852

>>16790826
So in the end, everyone's supposed to be a monster/incubus?

>> No.16790855

>>16790745
>>16790829
>>16790843
>Make a vidya game out of this after portal opens
>Guys like it because they get to see MGs get the dick on game over and sometimes victory
>MGs like it because to get to see MGs take that dick for themselves on victory
>And the masochist MGs get to see MGs be raped on game over

The perfect MG porn game?

>> No.16790859

>>16788741
I'm considered "dead", but its just I don't have anything I feel is quality right now. I'm working on one I feel is pretty quality though.
It's about the Order and the recent falling of Lescatie.

>> No.16790860

>>16790852
You haven't read the settings have you? From the conclusion of MGE volume 1:

>The Mamono Lord's objective is to change all men into incubi, and change all women into monsters, thus bringing about the “unification of humans and monsters into one race.” In the completely unified race, the males will be humans, and the females will be monsters. She used the power of the mamono lord which links the mamono mana of all monsters to channel her own energy into them, changing them into the kind of monsters she desired, thus overwriting the settings for the monsters that god had established.

So basically, yes. To forever end the cycle of slaughter the gods placed humans and monsters under, the Mamono Lord will make humans and monsters functionally a single race, dependent on each other to reproduce.

>> No.16790865

>>16790851
It helps that many waifus don't even have families, but for those that do things can get messy.

>> No.16790867

>>16790841
I thought this whole topic was about "hurting" a dragon via sex so much that she needed ice packs afterward. Her being in a submissive "horny lizard" state would not make her body take more damage from sex.

>> No.16790868

>>16790852
Man with demonic energy*

>> No.16790876

>>16790867
Yeah. I gotta say this. You're making the strongest point here anon.

Although I do think it's cute to see. Canonically it's impossible.

>> No.16790877

>>16790867
I'm saying that I would dominate her and slap that ass until she's sore. She'd dominate me and I would do the same to her later.

>> No.16790889
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16790889

I wanna make out with a jabberwock's tentacle while she gives me a reach-around while spooning

>> No.16790892

>>16790877
Ah, I see, the ice isn't for her genitals. The earlier point of course still stands of course that you'd have to be very strong to damage a dragon's skin with slaps (even her non-scaled skin is stated to be able to block steel swords).

>> No.16790896

>>16790889
MODSSSS

>> No.16790899

>>16790889
That sounds definitely interesting and something I should probably consider. Although, it's may be sloppy and sticky. Reach around jobs while spooning are absolutely god tier though.

>>16790892
I don't see myself damaging one of my special dragon's from an ass slap. But I don't see myself doing it any harder than a gentle tap for teasing.

>> No.16790901

>>16790889
>you will never hook your Wock up to a milking machine

>> No.16790908

>>16790892
Oh I know about that. It's why I talked about training and raging mushs.Those two would make it easy to tire her out and fill her with baby batter.

It also makes revenge sex better.

>> No.16790914

>>16790889
Whoa anon, you can't just post that without taking a vacation.

>> No.16790916

>>16790901
I want to pump my wock-neesan full of lactation inducing drugs and have a machine roughly milk her as payback for her eating the last blueberry muffin.

>> No.16790952
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16790952

>>16790916
>eating the last blueberry muffin
Hey, no Yuri!
Badum-tiss

>> No.16790957

>>16790952
Was waiting for this joke. Anyway that's a nice devil.

>> No.16790958

>>16790952
Shush Charon.
Shortstack Devil imotou is pure, if maybe eating too many sweets.

>> No.16790960

>>16790889
RIP me

That wasn't the pic I meant to post. I should probably get around to making a "lewd" folder for my MG collection.

>> No.16790967

>>16790958
>sticks her tongue out at you while sneaking off with the cookie jar
Pure pudge, more like

>> No.16790969

>>16790855
Game title: 'Violated Everything'
Subtitle: 'Lose and Be Raped! Win and Be Raped! YOU'RE GONNA BE RAPED'

>> No.16790971

>>16790967
>>sticks her tongue out at you while sneaking off with the cookie jar

How do you deal with an imouto like this? Headpats? Cuddles? Sitting her on your lap?

>> No.16790973

>>16790967
She's just at that age when she's acting out because she's jealous of me spending time (See: Punishing) her wock oneesan.

>> No.16790974

>>16790957
>Devil imouto with Demon Onee
Is this the [Ascended] combo?

>> No.16790986

>>16790974
It is. You too it off with a Lilim adopted mom.

How is it even possible to survive a virgin until you leave the house? That is if you actually leave the house.

>> No.16790988

>>16790971
Celery sticks and brussel sprouts with attentive care over her finishing her homework
>>16790973
She might go through that stage where she acts like a human girl for attention. Damn emos.

>> No.16790998

>>16790986
Perfection.

>> No.16791001
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16791001

Beware hugs!

>> No.16791002

>>16790988
Well, she can try.
I'll probably be making cupcakes with concentrated hathor milk to get back at wock oneesan at the time.

>> No.16791006

>>16791001
Never!
That oni's a cute!
A CUTE!

>> No.16791012

>>16790745
I bet a lonely crow came up with this idea

>> No.16791024
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16791024

I like the idea of a griffon doing protection stuff.

>> No.16791032

>>16791024
Like private security?
You hire griffons to guard your stuff?

>> No.16791036

>>16791032
Sounds good.

>> No.16791040

>>16791024
Dammit I want latenight to draw a griffon but I have no idea who to appeal to him.

>> No.16791045

>>16791036
Would you buy cheap from them and get an oppai loli?

>> No.16791046

>>16791024
>"I'm afraid I'm going to have to search you anon. We can do it here or... privately."

>> No.16791047

>>16791040
Use the "LateNight Summoning circle"

He requires and offering though.

>> No.16791048

>>16791046
>"B-but its my house..."
>AND?

>> No.16791051

>>16791024
>griffon security guard who works night shifts

>> No.16791060

>>16791024
I want to be Kabedoned by a tall, assertive and muscular Griffon.

>> No.16791065

>>16791032
I would get her to protect my rare stuff

>> No.16791071

>>16791045
No, I would go expensive and get a normal or big one.

>> No.16791074

>>16791065
What package?
The trainee discount that gets you a loli?
The Normal package with a regular griffon?
Twin guardians which can get you twins?
Or the Heavy Duty that gets you a dire griffon?

>>16791071
Thats fine.
Just be aware that they do want you to pay on time.

>> No.16791081

>>16791047
>"LateNight Summoning circle"
Does this involve drawing a pentagram and having a Wendigo, Lich, Wurm and Kiki stand around the edge while chanting?

>> No.16791082

>>16790809
>Just subjugation all the way down.
Obviously. The monsters will still be superior and dominant, and the incubi will be cumpumps.

>> No.16791091

>>16790137
He uses a term from a board that is based on blaming everyone else for their problems, what did you expect?

>> No.16791095
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16791095

>>16791082
Sure anon, sure.

>> No.16791098

>>16791012
>"A-and so the human who terrorized the town by attacking and robing it's populace was defeated by the strong, smart and cute crow. Claiming her spoils, she took him home and domesticated him, raping the violent brute as he had done to many girls before. Thus, she cleansed his mind of evil and his wickedness was no more."

>> No.16791099

>>16791095
Can you imagine how big BBQ ribs made from one of those things would be?

>> No.16791100

>>16791074
Of course, payment would always be on time. So much that would be boring.

>> No.16791102

https://exhentai.org/g/1045523/e418f6e0f4/

Is this what sex with a Cheshire would be like?

>> No.16791108

>>16791102
While that is accurate. Cheshires do have a doujin drawn by KC.

>> No.16791109

>>16791081
Ryus, kikis and flayers!

>> No.16791111

>>16791095
I like it that way.

Being the prey is the best.

>> No.16791112

>>16791099
It probably tastes like garbage.

>> No.16791113

>>16791082
That sounds awful.

>> No.16791114

>>16790868
Monster*

>> No.16791124

>>16791112
Demon Realm Boar meat is described as being able to increase sexual vigor upon consumption.

>> No.16791125

>>16791124
That doesn't mean it would taste good.

>> No.16791132

>>16791102
>swoos
>not swooce
Fucking 0/10 would never share my memestash with this whore.

>> No.16791133

>>16791111
Which is fine, but my point was the man pictured is clearly not some cumpump to a dominant monster girl, he's her business partner as well as husband.

>> No.16791139

>>16791113
>That sounds awful.
And they'll never know there could be more to life, because there will be no more humans and human culture left. They DL's forces will probably burn all libraries and make sure there's nothing of the old world left, and things like human literature and human history books will be contraband.

>> No.16791140

>>16791125
>It's a mamono realm beast that's popular for food. They're covered in rugged muscles, but at the same time as they die, their meat softens, changing into soft, oily meat that melts in the mouth.

"Melts in the mouth" is a statement that is pretty much synonymous with something tasting good.

>> No.16791142

>>16791102
I don't know what's worse, this being posted in the thread, or being responsible for its creation
[Spoiler]I'm sorry

>> No.16791144

>>16791114
Man*

>> No.16791148

>>16791144
Monster Man*

>> No.16791155

>>16791148
Human man*

>> No.16791156

>>16791140
I don't really trust that, but even if I did I still wouldn't eat it. Any food that has had contact with DE wouldn't be going anywhere near me.

>> No.16791159

>>16791155
Male Monster*

>> No.16791160
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16791160

>>16791139
Anon says this as if no monsters have a great interest in history and culture. Heck its because of monsters discovering them that we know there existed a non-human, non-monster civilization that created the automatons.

Not to mention that it is human culture that has allowed monsters to learn about art and cooking. They assimilate with human cultures, they don't erase them. The only things they take away are things that make it harder to have sex.

Heck, human cultures have outright caused the creation of special monster races due to their influence (i.e. kunoichi and amazoness).

>> No.16791173

>>16791133
What were you talking about?

>> No.16791175

>>16791142
>spoiler
You absolute madman. I hope you find a cute monster girl who loves memes, that got a good laugh out of me.

>> No.16791179

>>16791160
Humans are nice, I like them. Monsters are pretty waifu too.

>> No.16791187

>>16791160
Yet they'll still do their best to destroy every little bit of history humans had.

>> No.16791189

>>16791173
The post I was replying to when I sarcastically said "sure anon, sure."

>> No.16791198

>>16791187
Your evidence? When have monsters ever been stated or even implied to destroy human history?

If anything their lifespans have made them great sources of human history (much as the Mamono Lord and her husband told the Wandering Scholar about the true origins of monsters and their relationship with humans).

>> No.16791200

>>16791187
Nice bait

>> No.16791205

>>16791198
He's just roleplaying

>> No.16791211

>>16791187
Zipangu and other harmonious states say your bait is weak

>> No.16791215

>>16791205
As what? An uninformed troll?

Regardless, I like responding to such posts with logic.

>> No.16791218

>>16791156
Get a load of this negative nancy.

>> No.16791229

>>16791218
There is nothing wrong with be cautious when it comes to monsters, DE and their food. I would probably end up as an emotional husk if I had the misfortune of becoming an Incubus.

>> No.16791231

>>16791215
Just be ready to spot when they start cyclically arguing the same misproven points over again with different phrasing

>> No.16791233

>>16791229
>I would probably end up as an emotional husk
You very likely already are one.

>> No.16791237

>>16791229
You sound like a real pussy that can't hang

>> No.16791238

>>16791229
Atleast you'll have a bigger penis.

>> No.16791245

>>16791229
If anything I would rather incubize with neutral DE than a monster one. It sounds more fun and maleable that way.

>> No.16791247

>>16791229
I would genuinely go out of my way to find people like you just to laugh at

>> No.16791250

>>16791233
But at least I'm still human.

>>16791238
I don't want to get a bigger dick if it means losing one of the only good things I have left.

>> No.16791253

>>16791245
Like drinking extra thick Holst milk?
Could be fun.

>> No.16791254

>>16791231
>The post about orderfags not just headcanoning a better setting got deleted
Shame.

>> No.16791255

>>16791250
Nigga you're over analyzing a monstergirl waifu porn setting.

>> No.16791257

>>16791231
And the comment above yours convinces me we have reached that point. Silly me thinking the troll would bother responding to my points.

>> No.16791263

>>16791255
So?

>> No.16791266

>>16791159
Male Human*

>> No.16791267

>>16791254
>>16791257
It at least makes me feel some vindication knowing that people are starting to catch on.

>> No.16791269

>>16791253
More like eating plants and meats. A lot of them.

>> No.16791279

>>16791175
Give me a girl like >>16790180 (human trafficking optional) and I'll be set.

>> No.16791280

>>16791269
But drinking a bottle of extra thick Holst milk turns you into an incubus right away

>> No.16791281

>>16790670
That's a good way to get her haughtiness to crumble immediately.

>> No.16791285

>>16791263
At least people have finally caught onto the fact you're a shitposter after all these months.

>> No.16791299

>>16791280
And I'll get addicted to the tastiest one, destined to drink every holst's milk until I find my favorite cow. I think I would go with just plants and meats, maybe use a monster thing once in a blue moon.

>> No.16791307
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16791307

I think the worst thing about fucking your daughteru is that you're raising a generation of monster girls that will grow up with the god awful "Daddy's little girl" fetish. Is that something you want people to go through? No man deserves to hear "Daddy" as they're plowing their waifu.

>> No.16791311

>>16791299
You wouldn't have to find the cows though, they would come to you as a man who drinks extra thick holstaur milk will attract unwed holstaurs from quite some distance.

>> No.16791314

>>16791307
Exactly. That's why I wouldn't dick mg daughterus.

It is their responsibility to fuck their childhood friends.

>> No.16791315

>>16791299
? That's not how ethm works though. You've read the page on it right? Either way I guess.

>> No.16791322

>>16791311
>>16791315
Wait that's an actual thing?

>> No.16791327

>>16791307
I'm raising a single daughteru anon, not a whale generation of them. And it's not like she's going to be fucking anyone but me or her mother anyway.

>> No.16791336

>>16791307
I wish that they went KDF route so no one would hear that.

>>16791311
I'm not a harem man, anon. I wouldn't want to break those girls hearts but I would be forced to suck them dry and go with the nicest one overall.

>>16791315
That's how I work, you drunkard.

>> No.16791365

Why is the DL such a weak willed bitch when it comes to her goals?

>> No.16791367

>>16791314
Doesn't need to be their childhood friend. If it was like that I wouldn't have met my waifu.

>> No.16791380

>>16791365
She's a nice girl.

>> No.16791381

>>16791365
Too busy having sex.

>> No.16791385

>>16791380
No she's not.

>> No.16791392

>>16791381
Was getting fucked part of her plans?

>> No.16791395

>>16791365
That's awfully rude.
Actually, she's doing what probably is the most prudent thing to do to accomplish her goal, by constantly building up power with her husband through a sex loop. Arguably, this contributes the most towards her goals of changing the world settings.
Also, she's pretty laid back and isn't half as zealous as some of her daughters, so she's taking the lover-not-fighter route.

>> No.16791397

>>16791392
I mean, yeah anon, she's a Succubus.

>> No.16791400

>>16791392
It's the central point of them in their entirety.

>> No.16791401

>>16791365
Maybe it's because the MGE is a massive propaganda pamphlet that wants to portray the DL as an underdog, and the regular, wholesome gods as the oppressive and conniving devil.

>> No.16791410

>>16791397
If her husbando pulled his dick out, would she die?

>> No.16791411

>>16791401
But they're all equally terrible, especially Eros.

>> No.16791412

>>16791410
No dummy, that's not how sex works.

>> No.16791413

>>16791401
Not very oppressive and conniving when she got her ass handed to her in her first attempt at doing anything.

>> No.16791417

>>16791412
He must be a big guy, then?

>> No.16791422

>>16791385
I wouldn't help with her goals, but I would say hi once in a while.

>> No.16791432

>>16791411
I can't even guess who would be behind this post.

>> No.16791435

>>16791432
>Defending a bitch of shitfucks that will fuck over your life if you don't 100% agree with everything they say.
Fucking Eros curses men to be unable to find any kind of love for wrongthink. They're all horrible.

>> No.16791438

>>16791435
>Overanalyzing a monstergirl porn setting

>> No.16791442

>>16791435
Oh, it's you again. I shouldn't have replied.

>> No.16791456

I want to be princess carried by a genki Minotaur.

>> No.16791463

>>16791456
I want to introduce minotaurs to the magic of doughnuts.

>> No.16791468

Both the Chief God and the Demon Lord are shit and the only way for humans and monster to actually coexist is to hit them until they stop being fucking stupid. None of you can prove me wrong.

>> No.16791469

>>16791456
Genki strong girls are the best.
>Puts you in a princess carry and dashes off at full sprint down the block
>Through the park, over main street, right up to the ice cream parlor five minutes before it shuts down
>"Haa... haa... Told you we'd make it anon!" as she's panting and orders a double scoop for both of you

>> No.16791470

>>16791463
Wouldn't P'Orcs be better?

>> No.16791476

>>16791470
They get fat too fast.

>> No.16791477

>>16791469
I'd tell her she's as sweet as ice-cream.

And then brace myself as she accidentally hurts me from embarrassment as she flails her arms around.

>> No.16791478

>>16791470
Maybe but this time I want to introduce minotaurs to it.
Maybe introduce them to hot wings as well.

>> No.16791485

>>16791477
>"Kyaaaaaa! Anon said I'm sweet! Sweeeet!"
>Cut to a minute later with her princess carrying you and running full sprint to the hospital
>"Look out, look out, look out my boyfriend who said I'm sweet needs a doctor!"
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the property damage only makes it cuter.

>> No.16791486

>>16791478
What sport would Mino's like best?

I want to say Ice Hockey.

>> No.16791493

>>16791485
She'd take me right up to reception and demand that the doctor fix me now.

Then the receptionist Anubis sighs and points her to the emergency room.

>> No.16791496

>>16791485
>The whole town has gotten used to the sound of her hooves ksh ksh ksh-ing at a fast pace as
they slam the pavement carrying him around everywhere
>Most businesses have widened their front doors too so the stand some chance of surviving when she bursts in with her huge muscular and big-hipped frame

>> No.16791501

>>16791493
They have an hospital just for genkis' boyfriends already.

>> No.16791502
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16791502

Fertile lusty demons

>> No.16791511

>>16791502
You had me at demons, the other two are just an added bonus.

>> No.16791519

>>16791493
>Bursts in the emergency room and is about to shout out for the doctor to fix you
>Gets pointed to the triage line and takes a seat cradling you close
>A bit too close, as she smothers you in her breasts and squashes you with her powerful arms
>"Hang in there anon, I'll make sure nothin else happens to you while you're waitin' for the Doctor!"
>Nurse Kraken finally gets around to check on you and ask what the nature of the emergency is
>"Well when I came in here it was just the shoulder, but..."
>Genkitaur sets you and your freshly broken bones down, blushing furiously and fidgeting her hands together timidly
Thankfully, magic-based medicine will have that all healed up in a few hours. Her pride, however, may take some more time to heal. That's the tenth time this month, after all.

>> No.16791520

>>16791501
>Please tick the appropriate box
>Was your Husband's injury due to
>[ ] Cuddling
>[ ] Sex
>[ ] Playful punches after compliments
>[ ] Surprise hugs
>[ ] Wrestling
>[ ] Other (please write in)

>> No.16791525

>>16791511
What about fertile dire and lusty?

>> No.16791528

>>16791520
>>16791501
>>16791493
>>16791485
>Literally shoving violent tsundere behavior into genki girls
Nah.

>> No.16791529

>>16791468
I want the neutralfags to leave

>> No.16791530

>>16791519
I'll pat her head and tell her everything is okay and I still love her.

>> No.16791531

>>16791520
>Sir, you've checked off all of these yet it seems you're perfectly fine...
>Oh, I thought this was a dating service!

>> No.16791532

>>16791502
Yeah, they are pretty nice. Though still no contract for me.

>>16791520
They don't even have papers, they can identify the problem and cause by the tone and volume of her despair.

>> No.16791533

>>16791529
Reel em in

>> No.16791534

>>16791525
So I get a Demon wife, snu snu'd like no tomorrow, and a bunch of daughterus? Give me that contract right now!

>> No.16791535

>>16791529
The neutral route is the objectively best route in MGE.

>> No.16791536

>>16791528
They're not being violent on purpose. They just don't know how to control their strength.

>> No.16791538

>>16791468
But all monstegirls range from completely agreeing with the DL to completely agreeing with the DL really hard to the point of extremism.

>> No.16791540

>>16791528
Nothing (deliberately) violent about it. And nothing remotely tsundere.

>> No.16791547

>>16791536
>>16791540
>But she doesn't do it on purpose!

Contrary to popular belief, strong people are actually more delicate than normal people, especially to people they care about. They do know how strong they are.

You don't see Mike Tyson breaking people's bones when he gives them a handshake.

>> No.16791548

>>16791538
Say that to my dragon's face.

>>16791529
No.

>> No.16791552

>>16791098
That's just sad, how would she react to finding anon reading her fanfics?

>> No.16791556

>>16791547
You must be a riot at parties.

>> No.16791558

>>16791538
Then all monster girls deserve the same beating until they stop being stupid.

>> No.16791559

>>16791547
I thought we were talking about a thread wurm.

>> No.16791561

>>16791502
Jesus just look at that face and body and outfit, she literally needs dick right now and I literally need to dick her right now.

>> No.16791562

>>16791540
Getting hurt for any kind of interaction with a girl is pretty tsundere in behavior, desu.

>> No.16791566
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>> No.16791568

>>16791556
>Parties
>/mgt/

>> No.16791572

>>16791502
I don't trust her.

>> No.16791575

>>16791566
Stealing the last image slot, that's no biznubis, she's a thief!

Please god let us just get to a new thread and get past this awful one

>> No.16791577

>>16791561
Thats what happens when you find a demon that has never contracted with anybody!

go sign that paper up and pump her full

>> No.16791578

>>16791575
I can't even type right anymore.

>> No.16791581

>>16791575
There have been some exceptionally annoying people the past few days, aye

>> No.16791585

Just hit them with sticks.

>> No.16791586

>>16791577
Can I just skip the whole signing thing for the moment and instead impregnate her right now? I promise to take responsibility and based on her pupils I don't think either of us can wait.

>> No.16791587

>>16791575
Wait what happened?

>> No.16791596

>>16791585
Damn right anon. I'm glad people are understanding the sticks now.

>> No.16791599

>>16791587
Somewhat elevated amount of pointless arguing over meaningless plot points and a bit of an Orderfag renaissance

>> No.16791600

>>16791586
Judging by her body language i dont think she could bother with papers right now

Why not! go dig in, whats the worst that could happen? make sure to bring your sticky mushroom doses and manticore elixirs

>> No.16791601

>>16791566
What a great final image. My waifu sure is beautiful! I still can't believe Latenight drew her on a whim.

>> No.16791602

>>16791552
Try to pull the "You've discovered my secret, so I'm going to rape you so you never tell anyone" only to forget she's only raped boys in her fantasies and games and never did it in real life.

>> No.16791603

>>16791140
>They're covered in rugged muscles, but at the same time as they die, their meat softens

Long have I lurked here, never commenting about some of the more...questionable MGE inclusions Mr. KC has added.

I was fine with all of it, until now.

That IS NOT HOW MEAT OR HUNTING WORKS GOD DAMN IT

MOTHER FUCK

>> No.16791605

>>16791601
>spoiler
I'm still mad jealous of you, you're a very lucky anon.

>> No.16791613

>>16791603
Mamono mana.

>> No.16791614

>>16791596
I always knew the stick was a helpful tool. Monster girls know they can't beat the sticks.

>> No.16791622

>>16791614
Liches, ushis and wolfus all kinds fell to my stick

>> No.16791623

>>16791566
>Annual performance review
>She's going on and on about all the stuff you worked on this year
>All you hear is a faint droning sound
>Your eyes are locked on her thighs

>> No.16791630

>>16791622
Wait, what kind of stick are you talking about?

>> No.16791636

>>16791603
I doubt KC knows much about hunting or cooking

>> No.16791639

>>16791630
A blessed yggdrasil one that you wack monsters with.

>> No.16791640

>>16791630
the stick that tastes like bacon and stretches

>> No.16791643

>>16791639
That sounds like a pain in the butt to get.

>>16791640
I don't understand.

>> No.16791657

>>16791322
Yes indeed, from the holstaur milk article in world guide 2, concerning extra thick holstaur milk.

>Also, in case a human man drinks it, he will change into an incubus, and along with that, his mana will be altered to have the sweet odor and taste that holstaurs prefer, and it will strongly attract unmarried holstaurs.

>> No.16791663

>>16791657
>he will change into an incubus,
Fuck everything.

>> No.16791667

>>16791643
You can do it with a normal one too.

>> No.16791674

>>16791667
Are you sure?

>> No.16791679

>>16791603
They're not real world pigs anon, why would their meat have to work the same way? Besides, there are real animals where their bodies change in marked ways shortly after death (some lose their coloring for instance, and salmon that die after spawning have their meat go bad and lose nutrients so quickly that many animals prefer to eat live ones even when carcasses are all over the place).

>> No.16791690

>>16791674
Yes, you can even upgrade it later.

>> No.16791700

>>16791690
I don't know if I can trust what you're selling. How do I know you're not just a Demonfag trying to trick me?

>> No.16791712

>>16791700
There's not much need to trick you folks when you're considering 'hitting them with a stick' for stopping a monstergirl from raping you. By all means, stick away.

>> No.16791716

>>16791663
The monster realm economy needs you anon! Holstaur milk is in high demand and the supply is having trouble meeting it!

From the holstaur milk article:

>The quality of holstaur milk is greatly influenced by the condition of the holstaur herself. First of all, health and stress management are important. As you may have guessed, the most important thing for maintaining a monster's health is to pour inside plenty of her beloved husband's mana, which is the source of a monster's strength. Also, in contrast with their docile, submissive disposition and dim appearance, the holstaurs are a race that has powerfully intense love and sexual urges. For that reason, if they're unable to touch their beloved husband for a long time, they become frustrated and restless, causing a build up of stress. If a holstaur presses her breasts against him, he should rub and squeeze them well. If she desires sex, he should indulge her desire for physical intimacy and make her feel good. And every day it's important to eliminate a holstaur's stress by having plenty of sex with her and pouring in plenty of love and mana, filling her womb with semen until she's satisfied.

>The other important factor is how pleasurable it feels to the holstaur when she is being milked. The more pleasurable it is for the holstaur, the more delicious the milk will become. The pleasure experienced is much more heavily influenced by whose hands are doing the milking than the technique.

>Of course, to the holstaurs, having their husband rub them feels the most pleasurable. So on the occasion of milking, it's important to rub them and squeeze it out deliberately, gently, lewdly, and sometimes roughly. Furthermore, milk squeezed out of the breasts while joined during sex will be even more thick and delicious. After obtaining a husband, the quality of a holstaur's milk improves tremendously. Even if her breasts are rubbed by someone other than her husband, she won't be able to get very much pleasure out of it, so when milked by someone other than her husband, the quality of the milk will plummet, and far less will be produced. In fact, in some cases, milk won't even come out at all.

>Of course, it's no good with a man other than their husband. Even in the case of using the kind of milking device used on ordinary dairy cows, delicious milk can't be squeezed out. Furthermore, holstaurs hate having their breasts rubbed by men other than their husband, and it can lead to a huge amount of stress. In the case of milking a holstaur, it must always be done with love by her husband's hands.

>In this way, it takes time and effort to produce holstaur milk, and it is problematic since there are only a limited number of people who can milk their breasts, so production in a large-scale farm is impossible, and most production is handled by individual farms. In order to stabilize the supply henceforth, the holstaur milk industry is very busy with the task of procuring husbands for the holstaurs and encouraging breeding.

>> No.16791717

>>16791700
Because demonfags don't beat monster girls. Though I would wack order too if they invaded.

>> No.16791725

>>16790097
>Nacha
She goes after me well before we even take off.

>> No.16791748

>>16791712
Sure you can stop them by hitting them with a stick. As long as you remember to put a big enough blade on it.

>> No.16791763

>>16791716
No thanks.

>> No.16791790

>>16791716
>furthermore, holstaurs hate having their breasts rubbed by men other than their husband
Holsts confirmed purer than slutty Minotaurs.

>> No.16791812

>>16791790
Why are you trying to push the slutty Minotaur meme even though its been debunked for a long time now?

>> No.16791814

>>16791812
EMG.

>> No.16791819

>>16791814
Why are you pushing it when MGE girls like Holsts are being discussed then?

>> No.16791820

>>16791525
>Using Dire to probably mean just a bigger version
>Dire Demons
>Implying implications

>> No.16791821

>>16791814
One individual from EMG can't poison the water for everyone anon.

>> No.16791823

>>16791819
Because I'm a cynical prick that can't even trust fantasy women that are made to be perfect.

>> No.16791832

>>16791823
Sounds like you need a nice monstergirl to sweep you off your feet and lavish you with affection.

>> No.16791835

>>16791832
But I don't want to be corrupted.

>> No.16791838

>>16791835
But anon, she just wants to help you find happiness.

>> No.16791844

>>16791823
Not sure if this is sarcastic or not, but I do feel bad for the people in these threads that are really that insecure that they can't even make the mental separation to just enjoy monstergirls without getting anxious about stuff like that or corruption or what have you. I mean that sincerely too, I legitimately feel bad for people like that/you who actually can't even relax properly, even if there are a fair amount who just say that for shitposting.
I shouldn't be so hard on such folks, or at least more understanding of where their issues are coming from even if they do kinda throw off the whole thread.

>> No.16791847

>>16791844
Ehh, I still feel like the majority of those types of people are either shitposting or looking for an argument though

>> No.16791850

>>16791838
But I don't want to be corrupted and being swept off my feet isn't really my kind of thing.

>> No.16791854

>>16791844
You shouldn't be easy on folks like me.

>> No.16791861

>>16791847
It might not always be that clear cut. I'm not naive as to think there aren't many if not the slight majority of those kinds of posters who are just doing it for attention or to troll or get into pointless waifuwars and shit. But still, I remember a time where I felt really insecure about getting into a new fetish or something like that and thinking it was the worst thing on earth and lashing out in various threads against it because I was just paranoid and felt like the only way I could justify it was yelling at other people for having bad taste. Sure it's obviously retarded in hindsight but at the time it was pretty mentally stressing.
I'm not saying I'm gonna agree with them or anything like that, just politely ignore them if they say that kind of stuff from now on. Which I've been doing mostly lately, but perhaps now with renewed resolve.

>> No.16791864

>>16791850
Then how about a monster girl that's just your friend? If you start to feel bad from the mamono mana just move away.

>> No.16791869

>>16791864
But monster girls can't be friends with men.

>> No.16791871

>>16791861
As long as you ignore them fine
Its better that way. Sincere or trolling, they'll either fuck off and kill themselves or get bored and leave pending if their actual autistic wrecks or shitposting jackasses respectively.

>> No.16791875

>>16791869
Of course, anon.

>> No.16791889

>>16791875
It's good to know that you agree with me.

>> No.16791891

>>16791869
They can if they're married. And even if not, one method some use to find a husband is to befriend a man first.

>> No.16791899

>>16791844
>>16791861
>insecure
inigo montoya.jpg

>> No.16791904

>>16791891
He's just roleplaying. Plenty of monstergirls are friends with the WS and have friendly relationships with humans in harmonious states.

>> No.16791905

>>16791899
What word would you use for them?

>> No.16791908

>>16791904
Anon, it's a fact that women can't be friends with men. It's a miserable experience for both parties.

>> No.16791941

High
Intensity
Cheek
Rubbing

>> No.16791946

You think monstergirls like lamias and mermaids have foot fetishes?
>Are you sure about this?
>"Yes, now step on my face already."
>"Aah, this rugged feeling and musky smell. I'm in heaven~"

>> No.16791947

>>16791941
Pinching squesh cheeks.

>> No.16791954

>>16791941
>local raiju and her husband supply neighborhood with enough power to last 3 decades, power companies hate them

>> No.16791957

>>16791941
A Ratatoskr with her cheeks full of food.

>> No.16791965

>>16791947
Is cheek pinching for haughty girls who are pouting or cheerful girls that laugh through it?

>>16791954
Such an incredible power!

>>16791957
They're for taking a picture of and posting on the internet!

>> No.16791966

>>16791946
I think it'd be more a leglocking fetish.

>> No.16791970

>>16791965
its so incredible you could almost say it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_DqV1xdf-Y

>> No.16791976

>>16791965
>Is cheek pinching for haughty girls who are pouting or cheerful girls that laugh through it?
Yes.

>> No.16791980

>>16791946

Yeah, just like how elves or other pointy-eared MGs take an interest in a humans round ears.

>> No.16791989

>>16791965
They are for daughterus of all kinds.

>> No.16791997

>>16791976
So you need to find a pair of twins where one is haughty and the other is genki?

>>16791989
That too.

>> No.16791999

>>16791946
I could see monstergirls fetishizing the parts of their husband they don't have
>A Hellhound that loves holding her husband's small hand in her big, meaty paws
>A Lamia that likes to focus on her husband's legs when she massages him
>A Lizardman who loves rubbing her scaly hands along his soft skin

>> No.16792011

>>16791999
>Undead girls putting their ears to their husband's chest to hear his heartbeat.

>> No.16792023

>>16792011

>Lamia/Cold/Undead MGs enjoying their husbands body head for as long they can when they hug him.

>> No.16792025

>>16792023
Cold monster girls would love me, I produce a ton of body heat.

>> No.16792034

>>16792025

You'd be hugged for a long time then. Be prepared for that.

>> No.16792037

I wonder if some of the animal based monsters have partial color blindness, or an increased spectrum based on the vision of their origin species.
Mantis shrimp girl would see you in all your incandescence.

>> No.16792039

>>16792011
I thought this was obvious long before the current conversation came up.

>> No.16792044

>>16792034
It's just a hug, how bad could it be?

>> No.16792059

>>16792025
>Produce a lot of body heat
This is a fucking curse.

>> No.16792062

>>16792059
It really is, I have to crack open my window and have a fan running even during the winter.

>> No.16792065

I want to hotdog a matango.

>> No.16792077

>>16792062
>open window during winter
That's how you get Yetis and Glacies coming in your house looking for a place to chill

>> No.16792078

>>16792062

I have the same thing, as well as a pug that glues himself to me all night. It's not like I'm going to make him leave, though...

>> No.16792084

>All this talk about cold-based MGs
Where were you when KC finally delivers Jötunn?

>> No.16792086

>>16792077
By my room is three stories high.

>> No.16792091

What MG would be found strumming folk songs in a dusty old tavern by the traveler's wayside, slingin warm smiles at new patrons walkin in?

>> No.16792095

>>16792086
Glacies makes ice steps for her, the Yeti, and any other lost Wendigos to scamper in

>> No.16792097

>>16792091

Gandharva or Satyros seem like the most obvious picks.

>> No.16792098

>>16792095
My room is far too small to hold all of them!

>> No.16792102

>>16792062
>tfw even during winter it's hot as fuck here
>No cold weather waifu will ever come here
Fuck this country. Fuck tropical weather.

>> No.16792104

>>16792098
The Wendigos are easily startled, but they usually return in greater numbers

>> No.16792106

>>16792097
Alright then, how does one hit on a Gandharva? Or Satyros.

>> No.16792107

>>16792104
They're gonna get poked with sticks if they come by again.

>> No.16792112

>>16792106
ask the grandharva if she's a free bird
and discuss wine with the satyros

>> No.16792117

>>16792107
Don't bully the Wendigos, they're nice girls who want a hot meal and their coats brushed

>> No.16792120

>>16790836
>Being strong is immaterial in the MGE
if your wife is one of the bigger monster, you would want to train to be able to princess carry her

>> No.16792122

>>16792117
They can get their meals somewhere else, if I were to feed those Wendigos they would just come back with more of them.

>> No.16792126

>>16792117
>Little Wendy-chan, no older than five, sitting in your lap numming on a piece of stretchy meat as you brush her coat
>Every time you brush she takes her mouth off the meat and gives a quick little 'awawa!' before going back to nibbling
>Your big wendigo wife is watching from the kitchen with a nosebleed from how cute it is, not wanting to interrupt

>> No.16792132

>You'll never be stalked by a ghost who floats into your room to take lewd selfies
https://exhentai.org/g/1045874/c42c426788/
Truly a shame.

>> No.16792134

>>16792122
You see, Anon, you don't just feed the Wendies. You teach them how to hunt and cook too so that they may grow.

>> No.16792135

>>16792059
I too am familiar with this. Luckily I live somewhere cold so I'm okay most of the year, but I still nearly die every summer though. At least this should mean I could attract a nice Wight or Lich waifu.

>> No.16792137

>>16792134
Their parents can teach them that.

>> No.16792141

>>16792091
All I want in life is a shortstack Dwarf that isn't fucking toddlercon.

>> No.16792143

>>16792141
Your fault for having shit taste.

>> No.16792144

>>16792132
This is actually really cute so far

>> No.16792146

>>16792141
Would she be surely, thick, and ride you like a tiger?

>> No.16792147

>>16792137
Their parents are busy doing eldritch things. I would stand up, grab my pack and weapon and head of to the wilderness, unleashing trials of survival upon the little Wendies. That's what you should do too.

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