/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

Lilims a SHIT!

Headpats are great

Squeesh the Onee-san

Kobolds are cute!

Reminder that it's still Elf mating season.

>>17104685
They are okay. Scalp massages are crazy good though.

>>17104692
ITS BEEN YEARS

Give her the B

>>17104701
B?

>>17104700
oh god miss, please not the cunny

i wanna make dhampir daugherus and then vampire daugherus with my vampfu

>>17104703
the brush

>>17104696
They're a long-lived species so they go through very long cycles.

>>17104711
Would they fight with each other?
I want your dhampir daughteru's tight, fit, big booty when she's of age

>>17104715
hnnnnnnnnNNNNNG
I will!

>>17104703
the benis, dummy.

>>17104703
The brush

>>17104718
No,vampire onee san will lure her little sister to the dark charismatic side

>>17104722
No Finns allowed.

>>17104700
What's she saying? I don't speak moon rune.

>>17104692
Do not fucking remind me. Every freaking day they are on me. Egging me on to keep going while force feeding me aphrodisiacs and spiking me with manticore venom. I am sitting with an ice pack on my groin from the 4 hour session I had with 3 at once.

>>17104703
BIRB

>>17104675
can weasels have litters? i wanna have shocking baby making with a raiju

>>17104675
Are the legends true? Is he a god tier drawfag?

>>17104747
If the Hays Office would only let me, I'd give her the Birb alright...

I like the idea of a yandere salamander

>>17104778
Anon, if I was a god tier drawfag I would be spamming these threads with my pictures of Miia all day instead of just talking about cute girls.

>>17104801
If I was a god-tier drawfag I'd make a comic book about a wandering Wurmling and I'd only post its pages here.

Well, now that I have the image of my waifu down, how would I go about getting art done of her?

>>17104692
Every season is Elf mating season.

>>17104835
probably by drawing it, thats a good place to start

>>17104801
>yfw all of our drawfags have been Miiafag all along
>he's so god tier he can draw any number of styles at a moment's notice

>>17104835
Collect references of things you think match different aspects of her.

Find an artist you like

Give them the pictures, tell them what you like, pay them a lot of money.

>>17104835
Commission.
>"hi there my girl looks like X Y and Z pls draw"
>correct then over any confusions
Congrats you got art.

>>17104835
Fat stacks and the art of persuasion

>>17104835
Grab a piece of paper and a pencil and get to work

>>17104835
Commissions. If you don't want to do that then you could always beg.

>>17104835
The miiafag is actually a god tier drawfag, ask him

>>17104718
>>17104711
>Marry vamp
>fugg her
>She gives birth to a duaghteru dhampir
>Finally turn into a vamp-incubus yourself
>fugg vamp
>She gives birth to daughteru vampire twins
>Looked after by dhampir-neesan.
>Very protective of her when other vampires try to bully her for her human commoner blood while praising the twins for being full-blooded scions.
>Under their nee-san's guidance they're some of the most down to earth nobles seen in centuries
>>17104730
>Vampire oneesan
>Dhampir imouto
How does that work anon? Did you go from an incubus into a human again?

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

Being a incubus would be terrible, who would want to be entirely fueled by sex your whole life?

>>17104677

>>17104913
Read the source material

>>17104913
This is the six hundredth time we've had this conversation, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

>>17104915
Corpses are cute. CUTE

>>17104922
not as cute as you, anon

>>17104929
As monstergirls continue to filter into this world, more and more find this thread

Remember that excessive headpats can cause unhealthy overcharging. Be a responsible Raiju husband and discharge her regularly. Your Raiju will thank you for it.

>>17104938
And soon we will also find you

>>17104929
Yeah, I am pretty great, but this isn't about me. It's about cold bodies that need warmth.

Regardless of how warm they already appear.

>ywn be kidnapped and sold to an Anubis as her personal boyslave
>ywn be chained and confined to her bedchamber
>ywn accidently find her journal
>ywn discover that she always dreamed of having a cute fair skinned boyslave to cuddle and have dote on her, saw you one day and ordered you kidnapped so she could have you

>>17104976
That was just the journal she wanted you to find anon.

She would die of embarrassment if you found out she actually found you years ago and has been keeping detailed logs on your behavior and interests.

She keeps all of those journals locked up in her private library, you better not go in there anon!

>>17104912
One day...

>>17104976
Only a deviant likes moon-skinned slaves.

>>17104976
The journal also details her odd fascination with your weird human hands and ears.

Stupid sexy stage one alps, making me want to turn them into stage three.

>>17104999
>tfw no anubis who has you enslaved because she has a fetish/fascination with fair skinned humans

Well here's that Ryu in the pool I mentioned a week or two ago.

>>17105010
I'd rather that qtpie kraken

>>17105017
The calamari is $99.50 + $25 tax if you're not a Sabbath member.

Fox
Foxer
Foxest

>>17105001
But that's a stage two alp freshly alped. Stage 1 is still a dude.

>>17105001
Alps are deserving of being princess carried.

>>17105035
While wearing princess dresses.

>>17105030
Fun lovely childhood friend to get in shenanigans with and go on kid adventures
Cute girlfriend to give a first kiss to and still do fun things but also to have some nice quieter moments in the park and at the movies
Gorgeous wife to start cranking out babies and spend nearly all times in each others' arms making out and rubbing noses

>>17105030
I'll take one Foxest to go, please.

>>17105044
For here or to go?

>>17105030
They're honestly each all so perfect

>>17105039
Make them blush by treating them like women.
Then bully with a lemon in their mouth.

>>17105067
Yes.
That fox was made for making a happy family with.

>>17105076
is lemon a euphemism for my penis? because yes, I will bully them with a lemon in their mouth

>>17105030
Man, puberty hit that fox like a monster truck at age 15.

>>17105132
She used her magic to steal puberty from three other girls. Probably.

>>17105135
She should give it back, I liked her loli form the best anyway.

>>17105139
She probably stole it from some Sabbath girls. Not like they were going to use it anyway, so she may as well put it to some good use.

I like to think there are guys who go jogging with their shortstack waifus strapped to their torsos while also balls deep inside them, mainly because I want to do this. The jog isn't over until he goes limp or she starts leaking seed, and with their tight snatches holding in every last drop, the former usually happens before the latter. Unfortunately for them, or maybe fortunately, this exercise just keeps increasing their husbands stamina.

>>17105135
Magic is the only way she could have gotten those Fat Fox Funbags that young.

>>17105164
Or holst milk

>>17105165
She drank her milk every day like a good girl should.

>>17105001
I want to find some timid alp somewhere and make a show of acting submissive to see how they respond.

>>17105177
>Be childhood friends with that fox
>Get to watch her every week get a bit bustier, a bit bigger, and a bit hotter in general
>Stare as she two hands her sippy cup of holst milk that her mommy buys for her every day
>Swear to the chief god you can see them growing
Life is good.

>>17105162
>See-through fabric
>two-thirds of the breast exposed
>No visible nipples
This irks me to no end when artists do this

>>17105179
I imagine she would work up the courage to awkwardly try to dom you, only to somehow end up as the bottom

>>17105204
I'm confident that with enough time and effort I could turn her into a proper dom

I want to cuddle with my Anubis waifu and hold her paws while staring into her beautiful eyes! Good night, thread.

>Married to a Yuki-Onna
>Get transferred to Arizona for work

>>17105281
Well, you have free AC and can cool off by cuddling a sexy lady. I don't see a problem.

>>17105281
>Move to arid desert
>Married to a Nureonago
She'll be my special little raincloud.

>>17105296
>"Anon, I'm evaporating!"
>Nureo fades away in a cloud of steam

>>17104690
>Squeeze her
>Get your face covered in her ink
>You're now in her lair and she is on top of you when it wears off
Good end

Post cute browns.

>>17105307
What if I prefer other colors?

>>17105307

>>17105307
>you will never a gyaru p'orc

>>17105307

>>17105307
BROWN

BROWN

>>17105010
There is a drunk Ryu with a hentai T-shirt and a Kraken ready to snag any shotas, yet Sandy is the one forbidden in the pool

>>17105307
Brown is the color of low class monster girls who spend all their time working under the harsh sun
Pale white skin it is for me

>>17104976
>Kinda yan-y stalker Anubis
Not sure if like.

But probably like.

>>17104703
Blowdrier.

>>17104766
From 1-7 Weasel kittens.

>>17104816
If I was an artist so good that the Muses took to me for inspiration I'd be spamming Oomukade images and other not as popular monster girls. So far I'm still struggling with the human figure, it's a long ways to go.

>>17105411
Are weasel babies really called kittens? That's adorable.

>>17104690
Squeesh the pheesh.

>>17105417
It must be hell teaching your Raiju kittens not to stick their fingers in the electrical outlets even if it makes their body tingle and feel good
And then you have to resist jumping up whenever one gives you a surprise hug accompanied by a little static shock

>>17104690
Look at the size of those Takoyaki!

>>17105444
Do not make seafood jokes around aquatic monsters, it makes them afraid that you want to eat them out

>You will never carry your drunk loli momster home after dinner at a nice restaurant.

Oh wow, you guys are still here. Neat.

What's new? Thread seems less shitposty than I remember. Any hot new OC? How'd the thread react to Kemono Friends?

>>17105194
That anon probably went to the effort of finding SFW fox tits.

>>17105481
Not much in the way of OC apart from Latenight's drawings and some discussions. Did you miss the Lapcat stuff? As for Kemono Friends, it's reception here has been mixed. Partially due to actual product quality and partially because of one guy who was really pushing it harder than he should've.

>>17105468
Drunk lolihags who are too inhibited to keep up their little girl act are the best
She'd go on about how society is fucked up these days and how nu-monster girls don't have it in them to trick and bait men like they used to and instead just dumbly rape them without thinking of the consequences. She might even spill out her actual age

>>17105489
>one guy who was really pushing it harder than he should've
I suspected that would happen.

Good designs though. Seeing all the fan art of them on danbooru made me wonder if /mgt/ was still alive.

>>17105500
Still alive and kicking, despite some people's attempts.

>>17105489
Lapcat has a fat bottom from sitting in laps all day.

>>17105507
She had it before she got addicted to sitting in her boyfriend's lap.
Being a lazy smug Ojou-sama will do that to an ass.

Happy birddog.

>>17098546


http://imgur.com/a/VwJWO
short intermission before more loods

>>17105563
a surprisingly good sneking suit

>>17105494
I want a lolihag.
Fox, mouse, tanuki, squirrel, wolf, even one of those Van De Graaff weasels.
I'd love her and hug her and squeeze her all day and night!

>The Age of Marrying Little Girls
This is the world the Sabbath envisions.

And it is wonderful.

I want a handjob from a troll

>>17105584
I want a tonguejob from her or any long tongued MG

>>17105589
Marry the Frog!

>>17105589
I want oral from a girl with sharp teeth.
I'm not sure why. Perhaps my sense of self-preservation is not as strong as it should be.

>>17105568
Do you prefer her to act like she looks or to be one of those overly confident lolihag who are constantly smug?

>>17105595
It's OK Anon, fearing for the safety of your genitals will cause your primal insticnts or survival and reproduction to go into overdrive and you'll have the beat orgasm of your life
And besides she will be careful so that you don't suffer any large wound. She can't promise anything about small cuts though

Incubization honestly sucks. All you want is sex all day erry day, and you're barely your former self at this point. How would they even progress and invent stuff in their society?

>>17105604
>All you want is sex all day erry day

Isn't the main thing that they can do other stuff while having sex?

>>17105595
Same reason dangerous combatants, crazy villains, and overly strong or inherently damaging girls are hot.
Because they're making an exception for you.

When you see a monstergirl hunt demon realm beasts with her bare hands and bite their throat out with her teeth to stand there smiling and drenched in blood, only to then later hold those same instruments of death gingerly against your skin as she licks your neck, you know true love.

>>17105601
Smugness is a given.
Even if childish, she needs to be secure in how amazing she is.

>>17105236
I want to cuddle my Anubis waifu too. I want to have her wrap her protective big meaty paws around me and never let me go from her embrace. I want her to stroke my head and tell me everything will be ok because she's there for me. Then I want to lay in bed and be spooned by her or hug her side while I put a leg over hers

>>17105563
So should everyone look out for little Snek daughterus trying cqc?

>>17105584
If I ever had to have sex with a Troll I'd put paper bags over her hands and feet so I can poud her fat ass without looking at those disgusting appendages

>>17105589
Tonguejobs and throatrapes are why monster girls with long tongues are the best

>>17105618
Now for the real question, would she be a dom or sub?
I firmly believe that smug lolihags should all be dom to the extreme

>>17105652
Does it have to be one or the other?
What happened to a relationship of mutual respect where you play around on whim and switch it up all the time?
Sometimes she gets to be the haughty princess, sometimes she begs for your seed while you hold her down by the neck.

>>17105694
>while you hold her down by the neck.

Ruined it

>>17105561
This is why you get your maid pregnant, friends.

Reminder that the wondering scholar was just a beta male who liked to imagine all monster girls don't have standards.

There are more monster girls than men. There IS competition. YOU stand no chance.

>>17105625
>ywn be the personal daki of a big girl
It hurts.

>>17105760
>There are more monster girls than men.
>YOU stand no chance.
These two statements contradict each other.

>>17105774
It's more like your virginity stands no chance from all the desperate monstergirls horny for your dick.
Seriously, don't respond to him. If he's who I think he is he's been baiting since last week. He's got all the subtlety of someone who fishes with dynamite.

>>17105760
And yet he still got a cute art fairy waifu.

Apply yourself loser.

>>17105773
It's a special kind of pain when you can't feel the loving embrace of a big girl who uses you as her daki for the night. Makes you feel loved and protected. And the size difference is so cute, she loves her little daki.

>>17105782
Who is he?

>>17105782
Yeah, it's a bit obvious that he was trying to stir up trouble. I was going to bring up the contradiction myself, but managed to talk myself out of giving him valuable (You)s.

>>17105784
Poor wandering scholar. He just gets screamed "Gambatte!" At every minute now.

>>17105792
Like I care enough to give him a name? He's just some two bit baiter. Dime a dozen. He's not even good.

>guy drawing the nacho comic disappears right before the good part

>>17105814
I was wondering what happened to that.

If this ends right before the mating press and transformation part I'm going to lose my shit

Mercenary work would be nice
get to travel places, do odd jobs, meet new people and get away from that one succubus that seems to be following you

>>17105840
But anon, don't you want a cute succubus to cuddle on those cold lonely nights?

>>17105840
That's pretty edgy

I would want become a weapon master!
Learn all kinds of swords, spears, knives and axes
I would become the sort of guy the lizardwomen and salamanders masturbate to.

>Goes from 90+ degrees to 50 and raining overnight for weeks
I need to have a talk with a Ryu, because this weather is bullshit.

>>17105855
How is that edgy?
edgy would be killing her in some gruesome way, or him going on about how dark his soul is and he doesn't deserve love.

Besides, if he truly hated her, he would have told her to piss off my now.

>>17105870
By*
Stupid phone.

>>17105861
I'd want a humble job forging and enchanting.
I'd use modern machines to make swords of unmatched quality and then my Demon Waifu would enchant them.

>>17105870
Mercenary work is pretty edgy even based off its definition.

I'm some random anon on the internet so I don't know why you give a shit if I think it's edgy or not.

So the profile says wurms are tameable right
I would like to give a wurm a hobby like stone or wood carving, something to help her with controlling her strength.

>>17105907
I tend to connect edgy with pointless violence and emo crap.
As for giving a shit, i just wanted to talk

>>17105918
Give a Wurm a cookie. She'll follow you around.

Daily reminder this is best childbearer.

>>17105948
How you going to tell the daughterus that mommy is actually a daddy?

this thread has a lack of shog in it

>>17105616
Yeah that sounds like me.

Doesn't help that I have a deep and somewhat fetishy fascination with power. Standing outside during a thunderstorm and feeling the sound-waves shaking the air and passing through my body makes my dick hard.

>>17105840
Why not engage in piracy and doing odd jobs in a run down, decommissioned PT Boat to put food on the table and to gain notoriety in the high seas off of Zipangu with a misfit crew of oddballs?

>>17105965

>>17105965
I see you like Raijus then anon

>>17105965
This thread is a shog. Silly mastah.

>>17105760
>There are more monster girls than men
I think you wanted to say -less-, which is true.
Worst case scenario they at least may watch. Guides are all about MGs being happy with a little spice of exhibitionism. Then there also might be MG porn depending on the setting.

>>17105993
meant for >>17105968 I'm fucking blind apparently

>>17105991
Mastah season!

>>17105991
I spent more time than I care to thinking about waiting for the bugs bunny trope before noticing the file size was too small for it to be that complex

>>17105993
>>17106010
Oh sure, they're pretty good. It doesn't necessarily need to be that exact form of power though, anything works.

>>17105563

http://imgur.com/a/gpLZb

forgot summin very important

MERE FEMALE LIZARD.

>>17106008
>even in fantasy land, you still watch monster girls getting fucked

The sad reality

Remember that only an experience adventures should go into pyramids. If you get caught you will be thrown into the sex dungeon and used as relief for all the mummies.

Please consider this before trying to get your Anubis/Pharaoh waifu.

>>17106094
Delete this

>>17106106
Don't worry, I plan on taking the utmost care in making sure I reach my waifu without getting caught.

Even if it requires me wearing a fake wedding ring

>>17106106
>implying that the best girl sandworm hasn't already captured you to protect you from the mean mummies

>>17106121
>Even if it requires me wearing a fake wedding ring
Won't help. Monsters can smell the smell of another woman, meaning that the ring wouldn't help you since the smell nothing.

>>17106094
t. CC Dragon who's on her way to becoming a Dragon Zombie

>>17106082
Marriage symbols are way too cute

>>17106132
Well I guess I'll just have to think of something else. Or I could just say I end up meeting her before getting napped. But this is interesting to consider.

Maybe just avoid MGs at all costs?

>>17106167
>Maybe just avoid MGs at all costs?
So you're gonna solid snake your way to the Pharaoh? Good luck with that.

Reposting this for the morning crowd, but the Jabberwock Daki finally came in! It's absolutely huge and wonderful! I posted some more pics on twitter since I don't want to spam them here.

https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/869654616551673856

I just had my first nights sleep with the daki. My entire life before was wasted, I'm finally living now. It's amazing.

>>17106185
That's what I had in mind. But to my Anubis instead. Full stealth tactics and stuff, sneaking through alleyways, hiding in boxes. The lot. And thanks for the good luck anon!

>>17106195
Aww shit nigga

>>17105444
Takoyaki is octopus.

>>17106206
Make sure you put on something that conceals your SE. Monstergirls can literally sniff you out from that alone.

>>17106195
>I just had my first nights sleep with the daki. My entire life before was wasted, I'm finally living now. It's amazing.

This jealously is seriously driving me to kill myself. I want this feeling and this happiness.

>>17106132
What if you pretend you're grieving the tragic loss of your wife, and while it happened so long ago you still can't erase the ache in your heart or even consider being with another woman?

>>17106218
That will probably help. Just got to make sure I buy it from a trusted source, not a tanuki.

>>17106195
thanks for covering up the armpits you prick.

If you see an unmasked Basilisk, just marry her. There's no escape.

>>17106195
>ywn be this happy

How does this make you feel anons?

>>17106325
Nibble
Her
Ears

>>17106109
>Your Dragon wife will never delete some guy after he tries to insult her by calling her that

>>17106325
Meant to post this one.

>>17106219
>being [envious] of an autist for being able to find companionship in some cotton and cloth
I mean I can see why you're hurt but it's like being envious of a pleb because they can enjoy more mass produced media or being envious of a degenerate because they have a bigger selection of porn to choose from.

Who are the best oppai lolis and why are they they the snakes?

>>17106439
I don't really see it like that anon. I guess I just get jealous really really easily.

>>17106352
There's not much you can do after getting caught in a Basilisk's gaze.

>>17106381
This is snek.

>>17106472
Unless you're in love with Jabber then the word you're looking for is envious.

Do you like fusions?

>>17106494
Yeah I guess you're right anon. Sorry for being dumb.

>>17106512
The design is way too busy.

>>17106512
>Vampire+manticore hybrid
>Drains your blood and semen by her fangs and tailpussy respectively
Yes

>>17106478
That's why you sneak up

>>17106525
Her hands aren't busy enough.

>>17106512
Since I'm a true masochist, I'd love a Ushi-oni/Manticore/Hellhound hybrid for amazing pelvis breaking sex and awesome cuddles afterwards.

>>17106011

>>17106595
Should you be scared when your maids do this?

>>17106650
yes

>>17106650
S I L L Y M A S T A H

>>17106861
Synchronised silly mastahs?

>>17104700
How much can Baphomets vary in thiccness? Also, once upon a time I recall seeing a big bootied Baphomet picture that featured her in a bunnysuit, anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>17104929
>>17104970
I hope this ERP shit doesn't become commonplace here.

>>17105194
She probably uses nipple concealment magic.

>>17106901
Holy shit, those are some well-shaded thighs.

>>17106939
Urute is truly an underrated artist.

I just want to hug my monster girl. Why must I suffer this pain? What have I done wrong?

>>17106956
Somewhere in another dimension there is one monster girl crying because she can't hug you too

>>17105162
>you will never discover an unmarried shortstack fox working at Tricoromille
>you will never elope (as in ravage and spank intensely) with her at the adjacent inn

>>17106963
now i'm depressed to

>>17106963
How do I break the dimensional walls? I need to know quick.

>>17107045

Not even monster girls know how to do that.

>>17107184
But I need my monster girl waifu. When can I have her, anon?

>>17107184
We have the radium they have the unobtanium.

>>17107204
In ~70 years we will have a VR device good enough for that
Or you could hope for the portal to be opened

>>17107045
You already know the answer
But you are too much of coward to use it
DO IT
DO IT NOW

>>17107045
Quantum physics if you believe the string theory, then there's wormholes or blackholes.

>>17107218
>tfw probably be dead in 70 years

>>17107226
But anon I'm too scared to kill myself. And it would disappoint my waifu.

Another long-ass run later and I wish I had a Salamander who liked curry so I could Shirou my way into her heart.

>>17107226
>spoiler
Is it weird that this reminded me of Schwarzenegger and, by extension, Berserk outtakes?

>>17107387
Those scales are lovely

I compiled that NEET Gremlin discussion from the previous thread.

Updated version

Didn't get to comment on it earlier.

This is the first in a line of pictures I've been wanting to do for awhile, where I take Yotsuba page scenarios I like and use Miia daughteru and I in them.

The first one came out amazing, can't wait to do another.

>>17107462
Adorable!

>>17107387
I want to dick the gay out of her.

>Cheshire plants her ass on Anon's face, looking to tease him
>He starts working his tongue like crazy
>Her erotic prank becomes a new fetish for the both of them

>>17107487
The power of facesitting has no limits.

>>17107462
Cute!

>>17107045
A giant mech and spiral power.

>>17107387
I'd worship the wind god if she sent out a breeze that lifted her dress.

>>17107387
>m'lord

>>17107387
Somebody seriously needs to explain to me how sundresses and sun hats are so effortlessly perfect.

>>17107539
Innocent simpliicity, I guess?

>>17107501
Google leads me to an untranslated collection that I can't reverse-engineer into a source on exhentai. Help a brother out?

>>17107539
Simplicity at its best.

>>17107550
https://exhentai.org/g/1066180/c362839648/

>>17107572
Thanks, man. Fuck, I even searched 'comic 1 star 11' and got nothing. Blame the spaces I guess.

>>17107586
No problemo, may the power of monstergirl booties bless all with their pillowy softness.

Which MGs would you wrestle with?

Anything with tentacles is a correct answer.

I hereby declare purple the official color of courtesans of crown class.

>>17107635
A kraken. So I can get molested by tentacles after.

>>17107635
I wrangle Wurms professionally.

>>17107638
>chocolate kej

I am interested

>>17107669
I wonder how long that job lasts until something goes wrong.

>>17107635
Wurms.

>>17107684
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

>>17107672

well i regret to inform you that's the only chocolate kej picture around.

>>17107635
I want to wrestlefuck that girl on the right.

I wanna stroke my shy, scardeycat Ratatoskyr wife's head and brush her tail and tell her there's nothing to be afraid of when I'm with her! She's the cutest delicate thing ever!

>>17107695
They say the same thing about gem mining in MGE.

But then all miners end up married to wurms.

>>17107770
But nothing went wrong if you end up married to a wurm.

>ywn be breastfed by any mg

Do you think different species have different tasting milk?

>>17107828
Slimes would taste similar to their jelly.

>>17106332
Happy for him. Jealousy is useless in a thread where we talk about our fetish porn.

>>17107045
Go into a blackhole and not die, if you survive chances are thanks to the reality bending powers of the event horizon eventually you'll find yourself somewhere else.

>>17107828
An Automaton could magically alter her milk to fit her Mastahs desired taste.

>>17107859
>Automaton breast feeds you
>tastes like oil

>>17107859
Would Automatons really say "Mastah"? I feel like they wouldn't speak with a specific accent, probably have a more Microsoft Sam approach where normal words come out easy but odd ones have curious pronunciation.

>>17107864
Automatons aren't literal robots you mong.

>>17107868
Anon I'm just joking

>>17107867
Mastah is more meido lingo than anything.

Would you go full 3DPD on a paladin?
>nighound leaves you with your kids
>paladin vows to protect and support you and the hellwans.
>inb4 mgs wont leave their husbands.
Face it anon some are sluts not all tho.

What would a yandere amazon act like? Also amazon's don't beat their husbands nor do they commit domestic abuse.

>>17107880
Forgot to mention paladin-chan is every man's dream.
>can cook
>clean
>good mom

>>17107880
Never go full 3DPD.

>>17107882
>What would a yandere amazon act like?
Exactly the same as a normal amazon.

>>17107859
They don't magically do it, they just open their milk container and puts other monster girls' milk in it. She'll never produce her own but at least she has that.

>>17107880
This is just disguised Hellhound hate

>>17107882
She would find every excuse she could to show off her strength and dominance over her husband, since she needs to remind him that he is only safe with a woman as strong as her.

>>17107880
>>17107885
Not a Paladin btw

>>17107880
But she's raising another woman's kids.

>>17107880
>Face it anon some are sluts not all tho.
Go away paladin.

>>17107880
Man, these paladins are desperate to get laid. Someone needs to donate a shota to the unit to be a 'mascot'.

>>17107770
>But then all miners end up married to wurms.

Hm. I never would have thought they'd be into /ss/

I wish a yandere paladin-chan would rape me to 'protect' me from the rapist monsters by marking me with her scent!

>>17107902
I can dig it.
She'd probably start bulking up to keep him safe so that none may take him.

Id still call her cute

>>17107923
I want to be the squire of a paladin-chan who has already turned into a monster girl due to a fight with a Lilim and is now looking for a husband.

>>17107916
No wurm-born!

>old cc children starved Paladins so desperate they spread propaganda about happy monster girl families

Do they deserve a dicking?

>>17107957
I wold if they were going to be good wives

>>17107957
Be honest can you let another woman take care of your kids?
>inb4 paladin

>>17107957
>take a family picture
>see tear go down paladin's face as she holds a hellwan.

>>17107971
Depends on the exact circumstances of the situation and how they relate to the decision at hand. But generally, no, I'd rather it be their own mother or just me until they try to set me up with a new woman with cute antics.

>>17107501
I need a kitsune with that body to /ss/ me right now.
>"Ara~ What a naughty boy, rubbing your face against my butt. I'll have to punish you by sitting on your face until you're sick of it."
>"My my, your not supposed to be getting hard from your punishment. Am I going to need to teach this big boy a lesson too?"

>>17107900
Years later and anons still mad about them.

>>17107987
Damn that's cute.

>>17107993
Shota aren't allowed to post on 4chan.

>>17108043
Speaking of shotas on the internet.

I feel sorry for shota streamers in MGC.

>>17108043
No, but adults who've popped a couple of shota cookies can.

>>17108054
I want to eat shota cookies for my waifu so she can molest me, rape me, break me and breast feed me.

>>17108054
>Shota cookies

I was a kid once, never again

If snuck one, I would forcibly give the girl that did it CC cakes till she's begging for forgiveness.


THEN the real fun begins

>>17108048
They just need to get a few do-it-for-free Order wannabes as mods in chat.

>>17108048
>Letting kids younger than 12 stream
Oh those horrible parents wanting their kids to be raped.

>>17108048
I feel sorry for the shotas being sold into slavery as part of the underground shota smuggling ring.

>>17107635
>new ganmarei
>snail still not translated

>>17108127
Don't worry, MGC has a crack team of Valkyries who go around breaking those up. Plus, can you imagine how calming it is to be saved by a literal angel?

>>17108161
>>17108127
What monsters would want shotas?

>>17108193
All the doms and/or ara aras

>>17108193
demons or other protective races

>>17108193
Think of the one girl's who's womb would be starved of young boy sperm for all her life.

>>17108193
Tanukis, for their shota slave labor. Not only can they work, but you can sell them later for a profit!

>Anon ends in reversed gender roles MG world.
>He is unfortunately fat.
>All the men either talk behind his back or hang around him to make themselves look better.
>Of course the monster girls aren't any better.
>They make whale noises behind his back or the older ones keep saying thicc around him.
>This makes Anon insecure about his weight.

>>17108272
Not even in the MGE world I can escape from the fact. At least I have my waifu to help me get into shape.

>>17107635
Forget the tentacles.
That's a decently designed Cerberus on the right!

>>17108272
But monster girls are said not to give a shit about looks because mamono mana changes things anyway. They would be more likely to shun the kind of people that talk shit about people like that.

>>17108272
Question is if he got stuck in the portal or not on the way over.

>>17108272
>usually composed valkyrie making whale noises.
I snickered

>>17108272
>Anon posts >Anon ends in reversed gender roles MG world.
>It's a terrible hamfisted social commentary literally every time

>>17108228
>>17108238
>>17108254
>>17108259
Wouldn't it make more sense for them to be into adolescents/teenagers? Puberty is hitting them hard.

>>17108272
>Whale girls saying one of us
Poor anon.

>>17108127
At least monster girls are caring. Think about the monster lolis that gets one of the torturanons.

>>17108322
You can tell when a post's going to be shit when someone mentions "reversed gender roles world" at the start of their post because it's always either some terrible shit where everyone is a "bishie"/shota as if monsters only like one body type or a terrible social commentary like that. Every fucking time.

buges

>>17108366
Are shit
Coming from an anon that hates bugs.

>>17108322
> Anon ends in reversed gender rolls MG world
> He goes to buy yeast rolls, but is given a brioche instead
" Hey, why did you give me this rather then that? "
> " Well, brioche is for cuties. "

>>17108308
>A group of Cheshire cats bring Anon thru the portal.
>After several tugs to try and free him, they get bored.
>They play pink belly with his upper half that did make it thru for several hours.
>They only stop when he does slip thru when a mixture of tears and sweat causes him to fall in.

>>17108365
This has nothing to do with it though. It's one guy who tries to connect reverse gender world with bad things to make a meme.

>>17108272
Joke's one them, I'd be too drunk to care.

>>17108387
Let's all point and make fun of this alp.

>>17108397
This is too mean.

No monster girl would do this.

>>17108397
>The portal already opened since the start of this year
>But some fatty plugged it shut trying to get through
Fatties truly are a blight upon this earth

>>17108431
>implying i'm an alp
This is why harpies eat bugs

>>17108456
They don't deserve their waifus. They deserve to sulk and rot in their own fatty selves while everyone around them is happy creating families with their waifus.

>>17108389
I don't get it.

>>17108456
>>17108482
It's good to see there are still some sane people left on earth.

>>17108556
>tfw no Salamander to help me get out of the state I'm in

>>17108568
>Implying monster girls would step foot near you

>>17108572
>implying this isn't something I already know

Anon I know I'm scum and disgusting. Can't I at least relish in the fantasy of having a Salamander rip me from my bed and improving me until I'm a healthy man perfect for her?

>>17108588
No, you can't.

>NEETs picking on other NEETs because it's the one thing they can feel like not garbage about

>>17108602
Well I will.

>>17108608
Soon it will escalate to a fight to the death and the champion will earn his freedom.

>>17108340
I'm going to grab one of those whale girls and no one can stop me!

>>17108633
Calm down, Ahab.

>>17108588
You can do it Anon!

You can start before she gets here. Eat healthy. Go for walks. Just remember, the only wrong move is doing nothing.

And if you start getting lazy, just imagine her sweet voice cheering you on.

>>17108608
>Defending fat fucks

>>17108642
I know I'll do this someday, I'll do it for her. And it can't be that hard from the way you described it.

Just need to stop being so lazy first

>>17108639
I'm gonna harpoon me the white whale girl!

>>17108700
The real achievement is getting them all to ahego

>>17108272
As a hungry skellington at least I won't have to worry about that.

>it's another "monster girls wouldn't like x anon" episode

>>17108608

No, I do it because I feel like garbage and take it out on other people. Learn your shit.

>>17108728
But they wouldn't, the vapid sluts.

What would be the most cringy thing to do a mge crossover with?

>>17108782
Sonic

>>17108728
This is my favourite episode. So I'd like to remind everyone that not even monstergirls are interested in manlets.

>>17108782
Harry Potter

>>17108791
It just keeps getting worse for me

>>17108791
>t.bitter alp that got rejected by said manlet.

>>17108787
Too obvious
>>17108807
Already done

>>17108791
>Dragon loves a guy who's in love with her
>visits her everyday with flowers and love
>dedicated to her and shows his loyalty
>only problem is he's under 6ft
>she keeps him around as a beta orbiter to pamper her

>>17108811
If it helps, just remember that monstergirls follow the same standards for attractiveness that humans do. So, if you're in anyway considered unattractive by our standards, then you're also undesirable by monstergirl standards.

But, my Nurarihyon wife is sure busy with her legitimate social businesswoman's club.

>>17108782
4chan. just imagine

>>17108830
JUST

>>17108826
This is why they are
MERE
E
R
E

>>17108830
>tfw manlet and got asked out by a girl last month.
Nice

>...Can I help you with something, commoner?

>>17108844
Don't worry, so long as you're tall, fit, attractive, and confident you'll be fine.

>>17108841
I wonder what she's actually doing

>>17108872
Whatever do you mean Anon? She is most assuredly doing perfectly legal activities. She told me herself.

>>17108863

I'm fine, thanks. The nice ghoul lady said she was going to give me candy, so I'm going with her.

>>17108863
>you like jazz?

>>17108869
What do you do if you're not any of those?

>>17108901
You die alone, forgotten, and unloved.

>>17108907
Nothing changes then. That means things can only go up!

>>17108863
Jesus she's perfect
Look at tose bloodsacs

>>17108901
Pray to God le portals never open so you aren't getting this extra kick in the balls from life.

>>17108901
Why would you even ask you beta alinine?

>>17108916
You'd think, but then things get worse anyway.
>Anon who thought he'd lost all hope loses last additional bit of hope he didn't even know he still had

>>17108920
I bet you want to stick your face between them as she preps your neck for sucking, you pervert

I'm not sure if this is all some type of joke or some people are actually trying to force it.

>>17108991
What is?

>>17108431
i want the brown cockroach girl to hiss at me

>>17108863
Busty bloody vampires a best

http://i.imgur.com/OXcXR0G.jpg

Fun daki image taken from japanese chat!

>>17109000
Are you playing dense?

>>17108991
It's just one thunderfaggot trying to shit the place up.

>>17107226
>anon decides he can't take it anymore
>shitty life and his waifu isn't real
>ends his life with a bullet to the brain
>the next month the portals opened up
>anon's waifu comes looking for him only to find him six feet under
>she's struck with complete despair
>if only the she was able to open the portals up a month earlier, they would be living a happy and wholesome life together
>she spends every night of her life crying herself to sleep, cold and alone

It may be tough, but you need to hold on, if not for yourself, for your waifu!

>>17109064
This

Anons this is the reason you never kill yourself

>>17109018
These manlet memes?

>>17108991
If you actually can't tell then you may be legitimately autistic.

>>17109072
What if your waifu is a lich or a wisp?

>>17109089
When you die in this world anon, you die for real.

>>17109005
Japanese chat?

>>17109101
Just move to Canada first.

>>17109005
>japanese chat!
Wat
I thought that was exclusive print that our jabberfag commissioned for himself
Where did that jap found high-res daki pic?