/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17258250
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

Missed this because I'm an idiot

>>17258250
It's a guy touching a girl's face. That's what that is.

Maids are turbolev.

>>17258250
Kobolds are cute and I want to brush my Kobold's tail!

>>17258250
I don't know what this image is about either but I do know Three things

1. You used a shit imag
2. You didn't include links
3. You don't know how to start a new thread

>>17258250
Shittiest op I've seen in a while.

>>17258250
>That moment when you open /jp/ just at the time where the thread archived and a new one hasn't been created yet
For a moment there i was scared. I thought you guys died on me or worse, went through the portal without me.

>>17258250
nth for fondling loli cunny!

>>17258250
OP is a faggot

Big muscle cats are love

>>17258260
It's the one you deserve.

>>17258250
>edition

>>17258250
>editionfaggotry
>shitty OP image

>edition
>that image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHlW6Kmczjw

Still I sing bonny boys, bonny mad boys bedlam boys are bonny, for they all go bare and they live by the air and they want no drink or money.

Someone should make a lilim OP

>>17258295
As long as its the profile lilim, I dont mind the OC's but no argument today please

>>17258293
Good taste Anon. I read it singing.

>>17258297
>arguments
I thought it was just banter/light shitposting

>edition
Kill yourself newfag cancer.

Somebody please make a real new thread, we don't tolerate this shit.

>>17258301
Calm down, It's just a word.

>>17258301
You will if you don't want to get booted to /d/

>>17258309
>Edition
Not that guy, but the one thing the op got right is the subject. That's pretty much it. Maybe the image depending on how you look at it.

>>17258297
I've never understood OC Lilims and why writefags will go to their last breath to defend them

>>17258311
Who are you, the mod

>>17258329
>and why writefags will go to their last breath to defend them
Aren't writefag-made lilims the minority?

>>17258329
Maybe because they are the mary sue of MGE. Lillims somehow can't never be wrong and they always get away with what they do. No matter how many cities they nuke with mamono mana they are good people.

>>17258344
>No matter how many cities they nuke with mamono mana they are good people.

But isn't this a good thing?

>>17258250
Wendigo daughters need milk and meat to grow up big and strong

>>17258344
>mary sue
Learn what buzzwords mean before using them

>>17258353
They can get both of those from Papa's dick!

>>17258329
I don't really think the writers care that much, It just feels like one one of those things blown out of proportion

>>17258344
Considering how some (not all) people flip over most stories that aren't sunshine and rainbows half the time.

Real new thread

>>17258360

>>17258363
>I don't think the writers care that much

They do. They really do.

>>17258363
>Considering how some (not all) people flip over most stories that aren't sunshine and rainbows half the time

Lmao wtf is you saying that not everyone wants to see stories about monster girl death camps? Wtffff?

>>17258372
[Citation needed]

>>17258372
Show me, because ELH and Mari don't come round the thread that much, Losnis and Beast focus on their stories and we don't hear a peep out of the others.

>>17258388
Losenis and beast are actually the two that are most autistic about their lilims

>>17258366
>Got deleted not even 2 minutes later
Sorry lad, good luck next time.

>>17258379
>2 extremes fallacy

>>17258363
>Considering how some (not all) people flip over most stories that aren't sunshine and rainbows half the time.
Because the stories that aren't are more than often shit.

Also writing a story that isn't sunshine and rainbows in a sunshine and rainbows setting is just as bad as shit like my immortal. Might as well make your own races and setting at that point.

So I guess this shitposting OP is officially endorsed by janny, then. I don't know why you would think that's a good idea.

>This thread
>shit OP, arguing and shitposting not even 100 posts in
>stays up
>new thread
>proper OP
>deleted

>>17258379
What I mean is that a story about meeting and sleeping with a inari will go down better that a story where the monster DIDN'T get the man or had to go through some struggle

>>17258393
I'd say just beast. Losenis takes the criticism in good nature and just accepts things as a joke or meme.

>>17258401
Better luck next time shitkicker

>>17258400
>>17258401
How many of you actually use the OP anyway. The links are in the next post. Who fucking cares is this your first year on 4chan?

>>17258393
How, exactly?

>>17258403
What?! You're telling me people prefer other stories and have personal preferences?! THOSE BASTARDS!

>>17258410
I though Beast was more on that roulette thing and listens to his critics?

>>17258412
>>17258413
If you newfags don't understand what the problem is, you need to lurk more or go back to ribbit or tumblr or wherever you came from.

I wonder if sandworms smell bad. They really don't have any way to wash their bodies. Would she smell like bad breath or something, or would mamono mana make it so that it's tolerable?

>>17258435
I want to brush her teeth.

>>17258424
I can just chalk it up to a personal issue then and bow out.
I'll say that things can get boring at times and leave it at that.

>>17258413
It's called "how not to look like a trashy general that doesn't belong on /jp/" retard. It seems like you're the newest one here if you don't get that

>>17258439
Which ones though?

>>17258440
But how did you not see that? Why do you care if people like a story or not? Not everything you write will appeal to everything and by saying stuff like "waaaaaaah why don't people like my character who went through struggle"? It makes you sound like a whiny faggot.

>>17258403
>writing a porn setting with a fox with a mind like a pornstar
>she doesn't get the man
Might as well just go the full way and write a cuckold story at that point.

Dunno what I'm gonna do with these, but I'll figure out somethin'

>>17258451
If people don't care about peoples opinion of their stories then the should not be posting stories.

Secondly, I'm just saying we need something a little fresh is all.

>>17258457
That middle one is looking nice, keep up the good work.
>>17258463
>I'm just saying we need something a little fresh is all.
That ntr vore story the other day was "fresh." Being different purely for the sake of it can lead to terrible things.

>>17258463
Sure, care what people think then. But don't cry when people don't prefer your story. It's not hard.

And what the fuck do you mean by something fresh? Go ahead write something "fresh" then, nobody is stopping you but at the same time nobody is obliged to love what you wrote.

>>17258446
The big ones. Also isn't the "woman" actually the tongue? i was under the impression that you fucked the tongue every time.

>>17258457
What is the left chick going to be?

>>17258293
What is this shit,

>>17258476
That's actually her main body. It probably feels a bit like a tongue though, being wet and having some of the softest skin you can imagine. The bigger part is more like shell, sort of like a turtle would have.

This has been a hot summer, hasn't it?

>>17258479
Some kinda bunny girl

>>17258502
Look at that Wock.

>>17258502
That turned out niiiice

>>17258502
Been pretty cool here the last 3 days, actually kind of glad.

That Jabberwork is hot though.

>>17258502
How was working with this artist? Were their prices ok?

>>17258502
Sweaty outdoor sex!

>>17258502
I wanna lick the drippings from the popsicle that's in between her breasts.

>>17258474
>what the fuck do you mean by something fresh
If feel most of the time that the thread is in a loop, conversations and subjects go nowhere as the same things come up time and time again and the new is strangled out by the old.
I could completely wrong on that but that's how it feels.

When I say something fresh I doesn't have to be so out the norm that we end up with /d tiers and girgori. It has just been a while since I've considered something fun to read.

>>17258502
I still preferred B.

>>17258513
Yup, would recommend! You'll probably wanna wait a week or two though before contacting them I decided to commission the other two poses from them, and I know Miiafag is gonna go next to get a commission from them

Can we just agree that writers in general are cancer?

>>17258526
That's good for future references, it'll probably be longer than that before I'm ready to commission again though. Thanks for the info!

>>17258521
>It has just been a while since I've considered something fun to read.

Don't you think that's more of a personal issue? Also maybe consider writing yourself if you like "freshness"

>>17258493

Its a song my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo_TQ-Ia7Bs

>>17258531
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>17258526
Does he speak English? Most of his stuff is in Korean and I wouldn't want to send him a message that he can't read.

>>17258547
I said it was one earlier, but I have a tendency to overstep my bounds.

>>17258443
Everyone else on /jp/ already hates this thread so it doesn't really matter

>>17258502
The urge to not shove my face on her crotch and eat her out would be too strong. Gaddamn I want to fuck some Wocks.

>>17258524
He's getting all 3.

>>17258521
>It has just been a while since I've considered something fun to read.
No one writes any more that's why. There's literally just Losenis and Beast who update regularly and neither of them do the sort of stuff I like reading.

>>17258393
>Losenis and beast are actually the two that are most autistic about their lilims
>Losenis
Hello.
wot

>>17258502
>been digging up this evergreen bush shit that we had planted in the front and back yard because it's full of weeds and grass
>it's hot as balls outside every day
It'd be much better if i had a hot sweaty dragon helping me

>>17258590
I thought frosticle and Peterdnzl were still writing stuff?

>>17258578
>That moment when you realize we don't belong anywhere
This is actually sad. This thread is probably the only place where old traditions are kept alive. Every other MG community has been corrupted with monster boys or /d/-tier stuff. We have nowhere to go.

>>17258599

>sweaty
don't forget to wash up later

>>17258608
My work is almost done, then.

>>17258612
>check source
>suddenly penis
why

>>17258626
That's Mikoyan for you

>>17258329
>Writefags are autistic about Lilims
I'm rather ambivalent about them, actually, like a lot of monsters. Post NTR/Futa/Bestiality/Furries in a story while having an agenda only to act like a dindu when you get called out and we have a problem.

Ilassa is actually not a mary sue, either,
because while Sedis is supposed to be this TURBO AWESOME place to live, that's literally how all Demon Realms start.

Remember to send your automatons for maintenance

Is there any better polygamy situation than being with two girls who think of each other as sisters?

>>17258643
They could be actual sisters, or mother and daughter.

>>17258643
Two girls who actually are sisters.

>>17258643
Bigamy where the two girls are just as sexual and romantic with each other as they are with you.

>>17258643
Mother/daughter is better.

>>17258653
>Yurishit

>>17258651
>>17258646
But with girls who think of each other as sisters you can have other races. I guess it depends what your tastes are.
>>17258658
Mother and daughter is very tempting. Especially if it's an adult daughter.

>>17258668
You could have adopted sisters or adopted daughters.

>>17258668
>you can have other races
Echidna mother

>>17258329
>will go to their last breath to defend them
Has this actually ever happened other than shitposting? Nobody cares even about Laila of all things to shit on her, let alone the others with enough dedication to produce a non-shitpost or "well I like them" reaciton.

>>17258668
Did you forget Echidna exist?

>>17258678
Who's Laila?

>>17258643
Twins

>>17258686
Literal deviantart oc

>>17258686
A lilim OC created on deviant art
Has no sex drive, likes only takes willing women to turn into monsters and wields a Greatsword that apparently used to belong to her dad when he was a hero.

>>17258677
>>17258682
Actually yes I forgot they exist. new profile art when? KC also needs to make one of the new girls to be one of the races that was born from an Echnidna mutation, he kind of dropped that bit of info and done nothing with it.

>>17258701
>literally no sex drive

What goes through a guy's mind when he creates an oc like this? Like do they even read the source material they're creating an OC from?

>>17258710
autism goes through their head

>>17258701
You know, I could actually forgive those last two things, but I think he's kind of missing the basic point.

>>17258686
http://imgur.com/a/l11QC

>>17258775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbRUTHGLu9s

>>17258775
>5th daughter
>Little caring for demon realms or romance. (she is noted for wanting a man that's her equal, believes in choice and is similar in personality to her father )
>Runs around with a uncorrupted Valkyrie and salamander
>Fends off both the order and Deruella
>That sword
Deviant art seems to be around only to reassure me that my ideas are not retarded.

>>17258775
You can almost taste the writer bias. Also i didn't know a setting that focuses primarily on lewding females would be popular with women too. I guess there are truly perverts out there, which makes it more confusing when you realize this exists.

>>17258775
>no sex drive
What's the point.

>>17258775
You know I could see the 'no sex drive' working on a character who's basically Khornate in nature, or just not interested in sex. But a fucking Lilim? That's just Ben Stiller pretending he's a funny comedian levels of stupid.

>>17258653
sounds fun

>>17258689
I want twin, muscled cheshires.

>>17258821
If i stretch it far enough i can actually see the character making sense. As in having moral qualms about what the other Lillims are doing and wanting no part of it.

But i agree, no sex drive is just pushing it too far.

>>17258842
Somebody did a story about a lilim taking things too far

>>17258851
>A Lillim taking things too far
In what sense?

>>17258842
Well the thing that irks me the most is she has a sword that supposedly belonged to the Hero before he ended up fucking the Demon Lord, but it looks so fucking edgy and anime-y that I can't even take it even remotely seriously. That shit unironically looks something as retardedly disproportionate as something you'd see in World of Warcraft.

Hell, it has the EXACT SAME fucking colour scheme of stuff you'd see from Stormwind (Not that blue and gold is at all an uncommon combination), but come the fuck on. I need some realism to the weapon to really appreciate it. Or maybe that's just my considerable autism speaking because I'm just so fucking tired of all these OCs having ridiculous looking weapons when even a fucking game franchise like Diablo has a more believable sword from Tyrael than Laila's weapon.

>>17258859
I think she has a moral Epiphany a little too late

This is running on the corruption=mind death concept

>>17258881
I think it's Ace's story.
https://pastebin.com/2KWNeEJh

I want to fuck a Succubus teacher.

>>17258899
I want to teach a Succubus how to fuck.

>>17258899
I want a hakutaku teacher to show me how to fuck!

>>17258899
I want to find an Amazoness Demi-Goddess descended from Lady Ares herself and challenge her to THE TWELVE TRIALS OF FUCK

>>17258899
I want to eat out an anubis teacher as she spreads her legs on her desk.

I want to find the true meaning of love.

Now with a background!

Why do you guys like to jack off to stuff like this?

http://i.imgur.com/tMUvL16.png
http://i.imgur.com/nJhLm9f.png
http://i.imgur.com/e2j9lfi.png
http://imgur.com/a/dDiyx

>>17259008
The fuck am i looking at?

>>17258997
That's a perfect spot for babymaking.

>>17259008
delet this

>>17259008
>THE UNUSED GENOSIS SCENE

WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT THAT HERE.

>>17259011
A troupe of pink pixels being devoured by a mole.

>>17259008
Uh, we don't?

>>17258929
She still won't raise your grades.

>>17259011
Xelvy abomination eating a testicle.

>>17259008
You are the only one that does it.

>>17259008
>New IP
Shitposters don't even try.

>>17259020
Oh fuck, i see it now. I didn't need this today.

>>17259018
She'll raise my daughter though.

Paramilitary Monster Girls!

>>17259105
You have no idea how much I want to prone bone Erica silly.

>>17258899
Here you go.

>>17259151
But Anon, that's not a Succubus.

>>17259151
Look at that qt. I wonder how she reacts when all the boys in her class ask her out.

>>17259158
Those wings and horns say otherwise.

>>17259166
Fuck off, tranny lover.

>>17259170
A biological female in girls clothes isn't a transvestite you nigg-nog.

>>17259177
You want to fuck a "woman" that used to be a man.

Monster girls with hair over both eyes! It might seem silly, but these are the lewdest monster girls of them all. Only you can prevent their perversion by stroking the hair out their face and revealing their blushing face and beautiful eyes.

>>17259185
You want to fuck a girl who used to be a baby

>>17259186
So kej like this when?

>>17259187
That's a retarded comparison.

>>17259187
Everyone is actually gay because sperm comes from a dude's balls.

>>17259186
It's nice for yandere and creepy girls

>>17259191
No it isn't. Think about it for a second anon, to MGs they are both natural changes.

>all this triggering because of a qt alp.
It might've been a dude but it just adds to the bullying potential.

>>17259202
>No it isn't.
Yes, it is. Now fuck off you tranny lover.

>>17259206
What is the correct way to bully an Alp?

>>17259206
The only reason to fuck an alp is because of the bullying.

>>17259214
This is true.
>>17259213
Call them a flat fag and hit them with lemons and brooms.

>>17259125
Join the club

>>17259256
What about calling her a flat fag as you pound the entrance to her womb with your dick?

>>17259213
Call them cute and take them out on dates!

>>17258899
I want to fuck the Dark Elf principal on her desk.
While the microphone to the schools PA system is on.

>>17259186
I want her to know I think her eyes are pretty!

>>17259299
Flustered tsuns are a gift from god

Sex your maids erryday

>>17259328
But I thought a love between a maid and her master was forbidden?

>>17259332
it is
that's what makes it fun

>>17259328
Sex should be used as a reward to control your maid's behavior
If you sex yours everyday you won't be able to manage her smugness and happy humming among other things

>>17259276
Making them feel like women especially works.
>>17259271
Just watch out for dire alps.

>>17259328
Damnit, now I'm thinking about how sexy kiki legs are

>>17259352
Inb4 that one sperg

>>17259296
>"I'm cumming! I'm cumming from getting raped by Anon's fat, lowborn cock! Please, don't make me your slutty breeding cow!"
>dozens of single monsters throughout the school building are aroused, a handful are even quite jealous
>you leave the principal's office with the door open, letting anyone who passes by see her pasted out on her desk, seed dripping from her abused hole

>>17259328
Those desert kikis can't fool me. I know they're not hot in this weather so they have no need to wear that little clothing.

>>17259326
Tsuns need to be lonely, because I want to comfort them.

>>17259389
I'm that two sperg, and damn scales are not sexy.

>>17259349
>dire alps
Is she going to so this to me?

I can't stop Anons. I've gotten to the point that I can't get a woody to fire-based girls unless her vaginal canal glows like a portal to hell or iron ready to be struck when aroused.

>>17259474
*do

>>17259477
I also have this. It's amazing isn't it?

>>17259393
I wish these desert Kikis wouldn't violate the dress code. I't hard enough to keep these maids in line.

>>17259477
>There's only 3 images on the boorus with the glowing_pussy tag
Time to find a lewd artist to fix this travesty.

>>17258250
I clicked this thread because I thought it would be shitposting about some VN where a loli gets her eye thumbed out.
And then I discover it's my precious monstergirl thread.

>>17259508
It's depressing isn't it? The result of a shit OP.

>>17259503
I kind of want to commission art from a drawfag right now with the following
>Anon on the floor of his forge, cock erect
>Salamander waifu spreading her glowing_pussy
>Waifu no, this isn't how metallurgy works
"Oho? Well, think of this as a more pleasurable way to melt a certain steel rod~ <3"

>>17258634
forcing Automatons to endure waves of pleasure by adjusting their hardware is my fetish.

>>17259328
My maid always wants to sleep with me at night, but she only wants hugs and no sex

>>17259519
Personally I just want a close-up of a spread hellhound.

So fucking dead lately.

>>17259543
Huh, weird.

>>17259474
Amazon is the gayest position. Prove me wrong.

>>17259621
>tfw no southern belle will o wisp gf who secretly dances to CCR songs in her hidden room

>>17259629
>tfw no german lich with a deadpan sense of humour and you can't tell when she's joking

Through the power of science I'm going to bring about a shortstack sized race of minotaurs!

The minitaur!

Raping you in a labyrinth near you!

Arm wrassle the smug oni

>>17259621
>Wight originates from the Old English word Wiht, which was used to describe a living sentient being
>In it's original usage 'Wight' was used to refer to a living human being
Both fascinating, and also ironic.

>>17259641
>tfw no gyaru ghoul layabout who just eats popsicles and lolipops all day.

>>17259646
But Anon, minitaurs can't rape you. They are for headpats and for adopting as your little sister.

>>17259641
She sounds exactly like my kind of girl, because I'm basically the same way.

>>17259649
Raikou looks pissed.

>>17259655
They are full grown, albeit short, girls who can ruin your pelvis!
After the headpats.

>>17259656
Girls like that are perfect and so are liches.

>>17259626
You called a sex position gay. Therefore you are gay.

>>17259714
I'm a guy and you called me gay, therefore you are also gay.

>>17259714
>>17259722
You are just gay for each other. Admit it.

>>17259707
I want to bend a Lich with that bodytype over and ravage both of her holes until her womb and belly are swollen with semen.

>>17259724
Gay.

>>17259724
Alps need to get out.

>>17259728
I want to do that with lich-san before she has to go to class!

Then she'll need to explain why she's so sloshy and stuffed!

What kind of pajamas would Wendigos wear?

>>17259760
Footie pajamas

>>17259760
The kind with little pictures of stretchy anime meat on them.

>>17259760
Their husband.

>>17259707
Cease and desist with all these Undeads. It's bad enough I'm getting turbo weird/lewd ideas from playing Necromancer all day.

>>17259812
I want a Strongfat Flesh Golem as a bodyguard.

>>17259820
She sounds cute.

Would she be slightly slow?

Would she blush if you poke and grope her meat?

>>17259820
>Strongfat
like maui from moana?

What dere is best for an Ochi?

>>17259873
Kuudere where you make her blush easily while she tries to remain silent.

>>17259873
she can be a tsundere the last of her kind,
being ruthlessly hunted by an elite unit of cupids.

>>17259766
>Wendigo mom sprays scented stretchy meat freshener spray on pajamas
>Wendigo daughterus wrestling and trying to eat each other

I want a Kikimora who sleeps in the nude and pretends to be embarrassed about it when seen, but is secretly incredibly aroused by the idea of her master seeing her.

>>17259877
>>17259884
Hmm, both great ideas.

>>17259890
I'd enjoy a pudgy kiki that does that.
Or maybe a strongfat one that is nude at all times inside my house and wears a naked apron for those times she deems it cute.

>>17259890
How will her master see her if she sleeps in her room? Does she happen to sleep naked anywhere in the house?

>>17259935
betting that he might try to peep on her when she drops hints that she sleeps naked.

>>17259935
She'll "forget" to close the door all the way when getting ready for bed, or will "forget" that she's not wearing anything when waking up in the morning.

>>17259890
Kikis are so cute, they're just the type of girl that makes you want to clean the house because you feel so bad about making them work when they really deserve to be spoiled all day.

>>17259971
I'm pretty sure if you clean the house for them, they snap and rape you out of frustration.

>>17259978
Then you spoil them with lots of sex!
And kissing!

Alp sugarmoms whether they be overweight or lanky are the best. remember to dance for them.

>>17259988
I can think of no MG species less suitable for what you just described and am really rather confused by this meme you keep trying to push.

>>17259982
What about with the greatest poptart flavor of all?
Brown Sugar.

>>17259988
You're a really annoying cunt.

>>17259988
Alps are the new nerdhound.

>>17259994
Just searching the filename reveals a lot.
>>/jp/?task=search2&search_filename=1444241885219.png

>>17260009
It's patently obvious that it's one guy because he's roughly as subtle as a brick through a window.

>>17260006
The fag pushing Alps is probably the nerdhound guy.

>>17259890
>hot summer nights
>too hot for clothes
>her body glistening in sweat
>droplets gathering around her areolas and nether-regions
>her slender legs shift as she stretches about, her breasts jiggling ever so slightly as the sweat drips from her feathers

Reminder that, being slavic, kikis will have russian accents and be tough like russian weather and strong as mighty grizzly for mastah.

>>17259832
>Smug Amazon Demi-god who sings about how great she is.

Not quite, but nice idea.

>>17259996
This is a fact that is as objective as cherry being the best tootsie-pop flavor.

>>17259996
Correct.
It's pure sugar, but it's some damn good sugar.

>>17260121
But cherry IS the best tootsie pop flavor.

>>17260133
My brother.

>>17260094
Or you could just be unlucky and get a a Latvian one.

>>17260140
Well, its not that bad if you enjoy potatoes.

>>17260094
>kikis are all disgusting vatniks who shitpost about russian superiority on /k/
I don't like this

>>17259890
Yes. Casual nudity happens to be a fetish of mine. I love the idea of her just going nude around the house for no reason.

>>17260145
Too bad.
Enjoy your squatting kikis.

>>17260140
>implying just being rescued from starvation doesn't make her grateful, even if she is a complete fuckup
>implying you can't get used to your life now revolving around potatos and stupid fuckups

>"Good morning mastah."
>"Today breakfast is of potato omelette and potato vodka."
>"Yet we have nothings for eggs, so we will have fried potato."
>"Also I have spilled all of the oils so there will be no frying of the potato."
>"However this is still plenty of the vodkas!"
"So breakfast today is a warm potato and vodka?"
>"Nē, I have been of forgettings to gas bill, potato will be cold."
>"I love you mastah."

>>17260147
She only does it because master teases her by walking around in his boxers and sweating everywhere. He knows what he's doing to her, so it's fine for her to go around naked.

>>17260094
Stop.

My penis can only get so erect

>>17260172
What?
You don't want to walk in on your big, russian kiki in a naked apron that shows off her muscles when you get home?

>>17260134
>But cherry IS the best tootsie pop flavor.
I know. I'm agreeing with you.

>>17260094
>No romanian Kiki with a blood fetish

>>17260147
so this?
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1536

>>17260209
Would she have pale skin, pitch black feathers, and red eyes?

>>17260252
Mmm, and a regal air that makes it seem like you're the servant, even when she's bending over to clean the table

>>17260262
Would she dress finely despite her seemingly 'low' position?

>>17260266
Enough to make visiting dignitaries mistake her for a queen.

So if the portal opened and you went through would you like to start a whole new life? Like be reborn in the world or just go through with all the knowledge of this world?

>>17259982

>>17260279
What's the point of being me if I'm someone else?

>>17260279
I would go with this world's knowledge. Who knows, I might make a profit telling secrets of this world.

>>17260284
This is lewd.
Piko version when?

>>17260278
>She just lets out a polite titter and corrects them afterwards, even though her posture and walk are fit for a woman many classes higher.

>>17260284
That kiki is lewd but cute.
It's fantastic.
She'd probably have cute daugherus

>>17260279
What this anon says >>17260287. I don't really care about "all the knowlege of this world" but I'd like to keep my memories and therefore my identity.

Though I'd still want an adoptive momster. So Isekai me.

>>17260279
Why would I want to go through life knowing that I left a better place behind?

>>17260145
>muh /k/
I've been hearing more and more of that here lately. Maybe you shouldn't worsen your shithole's issue with people who don't belong by not advertising.

>>17260094
I find russian accents on women really sexy

>>17260308
It's pretty good.
A few of them are quite nice on girls.

Nearly 300 posts in and nothing about p'orcs. You all disappoint me.

>>17260325
Well, I know that I'd enjoy a pair of strongfat P'Orc sisters

>>17260279
The latter.

Going through life was hell. I'd rather not go through life again.

>>17260291
>She walks behind you dutifully wherever you go, and dotes on you like a mix between a wife an a servant
>Makes every one else think you're some kind of king of big shot
>Has an air that makes other people uncomfortable, like a third wheel and as soon as they leave she'll pounce on you to perform her wifely duties

It's an interesting character. I wonder what kind of backstory a woman like that has
>Thin as a rake, hair messy and skin soiled with dirt
>Grimy clothes as pristine as they can be
>Still carries dignity, like she's drawing her royalty from some other realm - a past life or something of the like
>Pass by an alley one day, spot her standing in it, her hair, feathers and ears black like the inky night
>ruby eyes boring into yours with such intensity it's almost like a contract is being formed then and there, written up and signed with the faint wavering of her blazing crimson eyes
>Release the breath you didn't
>She steps out of the alley and bows faintly, following a step behind as you walk off, somewhat bewildered, but knowing in your heart you'll have to take care of this girl from now on.

>>17260329
I'd take five, and have them sandwich me between their tits.

>>17260339
Sounds comfy, although it would be a bit too hot for that during the summer months.

>>17260279
I'd rather keep all my memories, though I'd probably gulp down some shota potions and start over as a child.

>>17260284
Bad kiki. She'll need to be disciplined.

>>17260312
if monster musume got a russian dub i'd watch it.

>>17260333
Could be a displaced kiki of royal birth for them, which would be strange, or she was simply raised to be an 'iron maid' that always has perfect poise and pride.

Hey, does anyone know the name of that one Kumiho story where the main guy works in a morgue and does black market organ deliveries?

>>17260279
I'd like to keep my memories intact so when my waifu finds me we can both appreciate each other being real

>>17260342
That's when you take it to the pool

>>17260354
Nope. Nobody.

>>17260357
Would you put them in string bikinis or more modest swimsuits?

Are they all busty or no?
Because right now I'm thinking about those sisters being bottom heavy in a very noticeable way.

>>17260358
Please Anon, please.

>>17260354
That was written by Nyanon iirc.

>>17260360
They're all incredibly busty, and they'd be wearing bikinis. But in our backyard pool, those bikinis might not stay on for long.

>>17260366
Oh wow, he's been dead for 2 years.

Good night anons, take care and on't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to let alices pick out there clothing.

You run a 50/50 shot of them picking a cute, frilly one or a really revealing string number that their friends said 'anon would like'.

>>17260351
I think I'd be fine with her sucking me dry day in and day out.

>>17260351
Time for unhinged MGs?

>>17260325
i dream of 10ft tall sexually aggressive p'orcs to overrun me

>>17260373
>Super top heavy, strongfat P'Orc Quintuplets

That would be pretty nice.
Just make sure that non ones watching.

>>17260354
That seems to be this: https://pastebin.com/9ygfZrcR
pretty long series

>>17260384
Thank you very much Anon!

>>17260379
seem more like shes tripping balls

>>17260382
>Just make sure that no one's watching
That won't be a problem. We'd all be living in a traditional p'orc stronghold, surrounded with tall palisades, sort of like what you see in Skyrim, but outfitted modern amenities.

>>17260375
>Go to the beach with Alice 'Imouto'
>While you change into your swim trunks your Alice goes to fetch the frilly, child-like one-piece you had bought for her a few days prior.
>When she returns she's wearing said one-piece, which has been mutilated to high hell.
>Her nipples poke out through heart-shaped holes on her chest as a similarly shaped hole outlines her womb.
>The spaded end of her tail is now wrapped in her panties, loosely dangling as it swooshes back and forth.
>On her butt is written 'For Anon's Use Only <3 ' on one cheek and on the other 'Please Use Roughly!!!' In a thick black marker.
>"Th-That little girl with the white hair said she wanted to help me with my swimsuit! What do you think?"

>>17260351
Artist please? I saw another pic of her a I loved it. Reverse search, searching online, etc didn't work for me.

>>17260498
Why are the little Onis the most lewd?

>>17260512
They aren't, that one is just a slut.

>>17260498
I'm no sure what she's trying to get across.

Spiders.

>>17260559
I like mine a little more sinister.

>>17260598
>Shadman

>>17260605
lol that's Loen. You so funny, I'll kill you last.

>>17260605
That's loen's art, dude.

>>17260559
Spooders are so cute

>>17260605
are you on drugs you little faggot?

>>17260559
Hey baby! Do those legs go all the way up?!

What percentage of your waifu's attraction to you comes from your sense of humor? 10%, 50%, or 90%?

>>17260379

What is this from?

>>17260610
>>17260612
There are these red and blue bits that are make it look like that filter he uses. It's a joke you dinguses.

>>17260621
Good thing shogs have such an awful sense of humor.

>>17260631
Bad jokes make her crack up awful or talking to a Gargoyle at noon awful?

>>17260621
110%

>>17260644
Cheshire?

>>17260630
likely story

>>17260658
No, I'm just ugly.

Hellhounds violently rape men, but are also careful not to hurt them. That must be really cute.

>Tackled without warning by your Hellhound Girlfriend
>Notice she wrapped her paws around your head and back before you hit the ground, shielding you
>Uses them to pull you in and fill your mouth with her tongue.

>In bed with her, sleeping
>All four of her limbs holding you tightly while her tail lightly waps against the wall
>A faint shouting noise outside.
>Her tail stops wagging, and you're pulled so tight against her it's hard to breathe.

>Wakes you up with breakfast in bed.
>Her pussy. Followed by food.

>>17260663
Just be careful to never mistake this for weakness or try to take advantage of her kindness. If you show you're capable of taking it, she will dish it out. Feigning weakness just means that she won't take you seriously when you hit your real limit.

>>17260663
I always figured when they running tackle you, they bear hug you and twist their body underneath, to take the brunt of the fall.

>>17260622
It's the Queen of Hatred which I guess is technically a monster girl because her true form is a giant snake monster.

She's from the game Lobotomy Corporation / Monster Management Simulation. It's like if SCP were a management sim.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/568220

>>17260672
>Taking advantage of a Hellhound's kindness

Anon, I married her because of how she treats me. Dominant as fuck but clearly loving, and all over me because she cares about me so much. That's who she actually is.

>>17260678
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/568220

I'm impressed this is ab actual thing. I still have JUST ONE QUESTION though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKBJxZf-Dgs

>>17260663
Monopolymana does mean that they can cut loose during sex and not have to worry about harming their precious male.

>>17260728
Doesn't Mumbojumbomama also help him heal from any injuries he incurs during sex?

How easily would weresheep and their kind fall over and faint if you ran up to them and scared them? How about if you ran up to them and kissed them?

>>17260734
I'm pretty sure it outright prevents them, barring things like vampire bites.

>>17260760
If you kiss them they fall over on top of you.

Are there any stories where things actually go wrong and monstergirls become a threat to humans?

>>17260772
Yeah it's called Lord of the Rings.

>>17260772
Spider and the Fly.

>>17260772
Order Propaganda?
We literally have a magic fix-all solution to almost every possible problem in MamaryMania

>>17260772
The Fearless Vampire Killers

>>17260782
Boring.

>>17260772
Define "threat to humans"

>>17260789
You're the kinda guy to jump into a swimming pool and then complain that it's wet.

>>17260790
Enslaving people, stuff like that

>>17260802
How about no

What do you think she's looking at?

>>17260974
I dunno, spider stuff I guess.

>>17260974
Pretty midriff.

Real ded hours

Kikimora getting inconsolably angry about her master's mother being a busybody who keeps trying to force her way into the kitchen on Thanksgiving when?

>>17261255
>Kiki refuses to monsterize her because it would mean there'd be no way she could keep her out

>>17260772
Human liberation by gregori

It's really hot especially when running but the lake nearby is still too cold for proper swimming and diving. I hate this time of summer. Does your waifu like sunbathing?

Please help, I'm liking trumparts more by the day.

>>17261367
I'd shuffle her deck if you know what I mean.

>>17261361
Anon she was born in the sun, moulded by it.

>>17261375
Now what could be born in the Sun? An Ignis? A heavy metal elemental of some kind?

>>17261383
I'm trying to say she lives in the desert
Anon

>>17261389
Oh. Okay. Let the spice flow and stuff.

>you will never go on digital adventures with a group of qt digimon

What kind of rituals do the natives perform as an excuse to bed you, the civilized guest?

>>17261434
I'd like to think one that looks like that would try seduction with belly dancing.

>>17261467
I don't think Orcs have the bellies for belly-dancing.

>symphogear starting again today
>best doll is dead
>this season has an alp
It's not fair.

>>17261505
Two alps.

>>17261529
You know what else isn't fair? The body on that Alp.
>cagliostro
And if this doesn't spawn granblue crossover art I'll eat a 2hu's silly hat.

>>17261505
Anon alps are cute

>>17261545
They shouldn't be allowed to be cute.

>>17261626
How do you stop them? Do you spank them publicly? Make them wear uncute clothes like coveralls and burkhas?

>>17261634
I'd say spanking your alp publicly and molesting her is a way to stop them.

>>17261634
I'm going to take them out to eat barbecue, we'll see how cute they are when they've got sauce all over their face and clothes.

>>17261634
You call them a faggot and carry them by the horns to bed. where you cuddle them and nibble their ears.

>>17261646
She might get flustered and look down a lot asking you to stop. Still cute tho.
>>17261648
Still cute senpai. I'm having a hard time trying to think of alps not being cute.

>>17261648
>barbeque
You have attracted a large group of Wendigos

>>17260444
Dokuturo.

>>17261654
But alp horns are for using as handle bars to throat fuck her! Not gentle cuddles!

>>17261654
What if the alp calls you a faggot back?

>>17261675
FALCON PUNCH

>>17261675
I'm not the alp here.

Real qt alp hours?

>>17261687
It was one of those anons that calls people here faggots for liking alps. They're going to be in denial.

>>17261673
Everyone needs cuddles. It feels nice holding/being held by someone else.
Besides, throat fucking while grabbing horns is god tier for alps.

>>17261675
>I'm the one fucking a cute girl here and not a dude, faggot.

>>17261690
That alp needs more meat in those legs/chesticles. Still a cute and would take to an ice cream shop.

>>17261708
Would you call her cute in the ice cream shop and walk with her under your arm so she feels protected?

>>17261690
Alps are fucking cancer.

>>17261690

preferably not

>>17261716
fags gonna fag

>>17261714
I would fight a minotaur just to see her smile.

>>17261716
>>17261724
Yet tentacles and giantess(10ft tall) is okay.

>>17261690
I thought it was real chaos hours?

>>17261729
The same sods that push that shit aren't any different from the Alpfags shitposting right now.

>>17261731
And nobody causes shit about it, do they?

>>17261731
>shitposting

Learn what that terms means before you use it

>>17261730
That's at 1am so you missed it.
>>17261731
>An actual monster is comparable to a plant blowing a load in your wife's mouth and a woman 4-6ft taller than you.
Real degeneracy are those dog/cats that look like furries.

>>17261729
>10 feet
>giantess
We can go bigger.

>>17261730
When is lawful hour?

>>17261766
Lawful Chaos hour lets go.

>>17261770
sexy Shoggoth disciplinarian when?