/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Someone post the maid chart.

well if this obsession gave birth to Sakuya I can't c omplain

>>17337393
>this pic

>>17340732
pls someone

>>17340732
What's the chart about? I want to see it too.

>>17337393
>Why is it that the long skirted proper English? maids are popular instead of the slutty French maid style? Since they're such a fetish, you'd think they'd use the fetish outfit.
I don't know. But one thing is for sure. You hire maids to take care of th house. Not to be fuck toys.
If you wanted something of the sorts, then have them wear the French style outfit. Other than that, you're better off hiring a prostitue for a night.

>>17340732
>>17341428
>>17342401
This one?

>>17343338
>>17343338
I want Military Maid-san to teach me how to properly assemble and disassemble an M16A4! And I hope she screams and punishes me a lot!

>>17343338
When has there ever been a ghost or zombie maid in anything western?

>>17337393
What the fuck is that monstrosity.

>>17344160
>>17341384

That artist really is an acquired taste

>>17344160
A maid, as drawn by ohigetan.

>>17344160
I love it when girls make this disgusted face. It makes my weewee feel super funny.

>>17343584
It isn't rocket surgery to disassemble an M16A4 bolt
t. milifag

>>17343338
Military and Japanese are pretty great but Classical and Victorian are stil the best by far.

>>17337393
uggos have no place in my 2D, delete!

>>17344167
>acquired taste
You'd definitely have to have some type of taste to like...that.

>>17337393
Post your idea of a cute maid. Hard mode: She has to have a nose. Dots don't count.

>>17344374
Post your idea of a cute maid. Hard mode: She has to have a nose. Dots don't count.

>>17344384
His faces vary. The OP is a really old one though https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=9892

>>17344405
>go to the link
>scat is the first thing I see

>>17344434
Who are you quoting?

>>17344434
That's what you get for not having the guro filter on. Here's something not scat https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=28081165

>>17344445
No one.

>>17344459
Stop shilling his shit art.

>>17344469
Quit getting mad at artists you don't like. You probably like some equally shit artist like Yohane, Yassy, or Chanta anyway

>>17344499
No, I don't like their works either. I actually have standards.

>>17344459
Something I can say about his art is that the Asians actually look like Asians.

>>17344392
Why is it so hard to draw cute noses?

>>17344505
Standards are an archaic construct; just choose to enjoy everything and you won't have any problems.

>>17344525
Having no taste is shit taste.

>>17344516
This meme will always get shilled

>>17344532
How can it be shit taste if it's devoid of taste in the first place?

>>17344539
Don't go fucking existential on me now, boy.

>>17344537
Anime designs almost never imply any race, don't be rediculous

>>17344674
It's subconsciously styled after asians in terms of head shape even if they don't intend to imply race.

>>17344537

>>17344713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loAsiEUy7og

Thanks OP. Your ugly image seems to have ruined any chance of having a decent maid thread.

>>17346198
This thread was pretty good before you showed up.

>>17344537
It's not just the eyes though. It's the face structure and skin coloring.

>>17337393
Why do fetichists always have such low standards for art

That maid looks like she's down, not even kidding

>>17347009
It's called 'mongoloid' for a reason.

>>17346246
You must be incapable of looking at the IP counter so I'll explain the obvious to you. I made one of the ten out of forty-three on-topic posts. OP did not want a maid thread. He wanted to disgust people by posting a gross picture. I like maids too much to be able to forgive him for that. It's a shame sage isn't visible anymore.

>>17347300
Sage is not a downvote. Go to /e/ or /c/ if you just want to post pictures of cute maids and fap or whatever.

>>17343338
Classical and Steampunk or bust

>>17344537
>>17344723
lmao

>>17344537
lmao

Reminder that this is not the "everyone who has features I like is European or part European or trying to look European" /pol/ thread.

Is there really no Japanese servant that fills the maid role though? Also why does this list >>17343338 lack the kind with those big covering aprons that look like coats? (I don't know what they're called but I see them in Japanese stuff a lot. Shinmyoumaru is wearing one here >>17335953)

>>17347604
>Reminder that this is not the "everyone who has features I like is European or part European or trying to look European" /pol/ thread.
Why do people always put reminders where they aren't needed.

>>17347604
That picture just lists maid archetypes. Cooking aprons are different from general-purpose aprons, and can be made of heavier material as well. They're not really suited to most daily housekeeping work. Any high-class maid will just change aprons to fit the task anyways.

>>17347458
Visible sage tells people that the thread is worth saging because other people are saging too. Without it everybody will assume every post is an age. I'm sure you already knew that though.

I wanted to talk about maids, but as it is most people who are interested in them wil l be repulsed by this thread. If you don't understand the significance of the OP in steering the thread I don't know why you're here. A general user, perhaps.

>>17337393
looks like she's melting or something

>>17347854
>the thread is worth saging
Threads are not worth saging, only posts. Sage is not a downvote. It is merely a way to post without bumping because you think your post isn't worth bumping the thread and pushing down others.

>I wanted to talk about maids
Then go make a thread about that. I wanted to ask why Japan doesn't have a maid equivalent and learn about Japanese servants. I can go look at random sexy maid images on gelbooru. Sorry I didn't open with some trite image like this and worthless comment like "Maid Paizuri" and invite you to post borderline content for days in lieu of a real discussion.

>most people who are interested in them wil l be repulsed by this thread
I guess they aren't really interested in maids then, are they? Only in jacking off to insipid renditions of cute girls, regardless of what they are wearing.

>>17348076
Most anime style characters do. Most real life women do too after they hit mid 20s.

>>17348319
man you're really upset that people think the OP is ugly
is she your waifu

>>17348319
I want to mating press that cleavage

>>17347512
Is this bait? The image is shopped as part of an art project.
http://www.japanexposures.com/2008/11/28/tomoko-sawada-school-days/
>>17347479
What is this supposed to convey?

How about we cut the cherrypicking?

>>17337393
Maids have cute outfits and help around the house, which explains a bit.

>>17348484
>u mad?
I'm not upset at all. It's the one person arguing who is upset by the OP image. I'm just bumping the thread.

>>17348586
Well yeah, but aren't there historical Japanese servants to fill that role? Were all women back in olden times used as prostitutes, miko, and geisha instead of something like a house servant?

>>17348695
Why don't you just google?

>>17348741
For what?

>>17348695
Japanese maids just dress in kimonos.

>>17348695
Yeah it's called a wife

>>17351505
If wives cook, clean, and serve you, then why aren't you married?

>>17353301
implying anybody on /jp/ could get married even if they wanted to

>>17353301
Take a look at the site you are on

Now take a look at the board you are on

Now look at me, I'm on a horse

>>17353366
>Take a look at the site you are on
The site full of normies with boards like >>>/soc/ specifically for meeting up and getting laid.

>Now take a look at the board you are on
The board full of girls playing with weird looking dolls and reading shitty harem VNs while pretending they're any good, and with guys who will dress up in anime girl fursuits and pretend to be a wife for you using advanced dolphin onaholes as vaginas. .

>>17353460
>implying girls exist on the internet

>>17353460
Th-there are girls on /jp/?

>>17357006
Hi. just got here and am now browsing.

>>17357006
Probably some whores trying to draw attention, but you can simply ignore them, anon-kun.

>>17357416
Are you a cute and fluffy maid?