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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

It's Tail O'clock!

>> No.17421079

Maids are olev

>> No.17421080

Maids are not olev!

>> No.17421083

Lilims are olev

>> No.17421093

Wives are olev!

>> No.17421094
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17421094

Anon, would you let your waifu play with your butt?

>> No.17421098

>>17421093
That's not even a real word!

>> No.17421101

>>17421094
Fuck off

>> No.17421105

>>17421094
No, but I'll let her grope it.

>> No.17421109
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Manticores are cute! CUTE!

>> No.17421112

>>17421094
>No Genki Loli Cheshire Cat to be childhood friends with.
Damn it.

>> No.17421122
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Lewd Snuggle Scouts

>> No.17421128
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>>17421109
They're especially easy to please with flattery!

>> No.17421140
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>>17421128
I wanna call a Manticore's tail cute!

>> No.17421192
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>> No.17421197

>>17421101
Do you get triggered at everything that isn't 100% vanilla?

>> No.17421212

>>17421094
I'd be a little unsettled, but even waifus deserve to have fun for herself as well.

>> No.17421221

Pregnant should be a Kikimora's natural state. Don't let her think you find her undesirable, as Kikimoras are prone to bouts of extreme depression should they feel unwanted.

>> No.17421224
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>>17421140
That's how you get femdom'd, anon

>> No.17421231

>>17421221
I'd be paranoid about seeing her trying to work while preggers, and she'd go insane from not being able to work when I try to get her to take it easy

>> No.17421233

>>17421094

Yes.

>> No.17421238

>>17421224
Maybe that's exactly what I want.

>> No.17421250
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17421250

Reposting due to archive and stuff
Gonna go back to this later
https://pastebin.com/ivgp0zBD

Burning edge is next, look forward to that.

>> No.17421269
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Spiders are the best.

>> No.17421324
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Ayy /mgt/ sorry for the delay. I went with b&w since I need to do more studies, I hope y'all don't mind ;-;7

nsfw version https://twitter.com/SnibakoDraws/status/893332081329057792

I hope y'all are having a nice night o/

>> No.17421327

>>17421269
What is she gonna make?

>> No.17421343

>>17421327

Spider silk cock sock, so she technically doesn't have to go a second without touching yo dick.

>> No.17421346

>>17421324
you've improved so much snib please keep up the good work

>> No.17421350

>>17421224
Oh no, I sure hope she doesn't bring out the rope, chains, and ball gag.

>> No.17421361

>>17421327
A scarf.

>> No.17421364

Would a shotacon holstaur be called a child Moo-lester?

>> No.17421381

>>17421361
but it is still summer no need for that in this heat

>> No.17421390

Is the anon who is working on the tentacle story here? What progress has been made?

>> No.17421394

>>17421381
It's winter though.

>> No.17421406

>>17421394
It's summer in places where people live.

>> No.17421415

>>17421406
a fucking horrible hot one at that. I need some cold monstergirls to cuddle

>> No.17421421

>>17421415
You could always try cuddling Professor Ice Queen. She teaches thermodynamics

>> No.17421426

>>17421346
danke, i'll try ;-;7

>> No.17421434

>>17421406
It's winter in places where spiders live.

>> No.17421442
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17421442

How do you feel about cheek fluff?

>> No.17421445

Which monster girls are best at soothing bitter cynicism? I could really use one right now.

>> No.17421449

>>17421442
Looks like mutton chops.

>> No.17421454

>>17421445
Houri

>> No.17421458

>>17421445
Large mouse or doromes might work

>> No.17421459

>>17421445
A Kikimora, of course. The answer is always a Kikimora.

>> No.17421462

>>17421445
Cupids, yetis, houris, anything cuddly and loving.

>> No.17421467

>>17421327


A husband body pillow.

>> No.17421472

>>17421445
Demons.

>> No.17421493

I want to trick a Vampire into moving to Alaska for the endless nights during winter and then laugh when she learns about the endless days during summer firsthand.

>> No.17421509

>>17421350
I really hope she doesn't give me love bites all over my neck, that would be the worst!

>> No.17421572

>>17421324
Keep up the good work snibbu, you're great!

Remember to always gambatte

>> No.17421588
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>>17421094

does ink make for a good lubricant?

>> No.17421589

>>17421588
It's probably water-based

So no

>> No.17421595
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>>17421589
my disappointment is palpable

like my prostate

>> No.17421630

>>17421595
Do squid girls enjoy teasing and abusing their husband's prostate with their suckers?

>> No.17421646

>>17421588
Holy shit she got fanart.

>> No.17421658

Anon, if you ended up with an ink stain that you couldn't scrub off after some enthusiastic sexual acts with your Kraken wife, would you try to hide it or would you waltz into work like nothing was wrong?

>> No.17421663

>>17421658
>getting marks of possession from your waifu
>not proudly displaying it

Are you some alp or something? We don't like alps in these parts.

>> No.17421677

how would you guys feel about a monster girl story, where the MC is a shota, but he's a dom and prefers to be in control,he's very serious and is a psychopath, and aspires to rule all the monster girls

The story would consist of him traveling to different places in order to get stronger, and to of course lewd various other monster girls

>> No.17421681

>>17421677
I'd say it's just edgy trash because why the fuck does he need to be a "psychopath xddddd"

>> No.17421685

>>17421677
>shota
It's shit.

>> No.17421686

>You'll never be gang raped by a bunch of Super Mutant girls, who've long since succumbed to the lust-rage of the Fuck Everything Virus

>> No.17421701

>>17421681
On one side he's the kindest person you'll ever meet. On the other he's a crazy fucking psychopath

>> No.17421716
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17421716

To those interested, this is (or should be) the release catalogue for MGE at Comiket 92.
Includes all the material delayed to C93 and supplementary material being served in their place

http://mgewiki.com/w/Project:News/Comiket_92_Release_Schedule_(August_3rd,_2017)

Title translations are a combination of Exet's bumpy English and my corrections so take them with a grain of salt.

>> No.17421758

>>17421716
Add ":orig" to the pic url in twitter to get bigger original pic
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFa4YjpWsAA9QXW.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFa4YjpWsAA9QXW.jpg:orig
Sometimes it's 2-3 times bigger

>> No.17421759

>>17421716
>Ms. Sayaka is my Demon Boss!

Looking forward to this one, well I'm looking forward to comiket in general. It's going to be great. Scans and translations when?

>Harem of Collar

What's this? I love collars.

>> No.17421760

>>17421716
>Wilmarina as a dragon
I guess that's the benefit of having a human waifu in the MGE-verse. You can keep drawing her getting corrupted into whatever type of MG you want.

>> No.17421764 [DELETED] 
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17421764

Monster Schoolgirls are far more dangerous than other monster girls.

>> No.17421765
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Which one first?
The only correct answer is both at once.

>> No.17421769

>>17421759
>Harem of Collar
All I got was that it's a story book by a guy named Orange. Other than that, even Exet has no other info.

>> No.17421770

>>17421765
Sluten since Banana is for teasing.

>> No.17421771

>>17421760
How does making every girl a dragon make her better?

>> No.17421774

>>17421758
I thought Twitter did away with .orig awhile back. Will go back and re-upload, thanks.

>> No.17421780

>>17421774
No, it's the same with tumbrl and devianart. You have to manually access orig pic

>> No.17421795

>>17421758
Qt

>> No.17421799 [DELETED] 
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17421799

>>17421079
I can confirm that, as this anon has claimed, maids are indeed olev.

>> No.17421805

>>17421250
Are you a dynasty warriors fan, Beast?

>> No.17421826

>>17421799
>>17421764
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the /trash/ club's two boards down.

>> No.17421847

>>17421826
What do you mean?

>> No.17421854

>>17421847
Keep your pokephilia shit in /trash/

>> No.17421862

>>17421854
Why?

>> No.17421924

>>17421764
>>17421799
Neck yourself

>> No.17421926

>>17421924
Good day to you too anon.

>> No.17422007

>>17421250
How much art of Selene is there?

>> No.17422026
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17422026

Mercenary hellhounds would be nice.

>> No.17422030

>>17421094
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/28763709/#fft

>> No.17422062

>>17421192
beautiful cow

>> No.17422072

>>17422026
Gonna HUFF that tail!

>> No.17422080
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17422080

post big onis

>> No.17422084
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17422084

>>17422080
No.

>> No.17422088
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>>17422080
What's that? Post small onis? Alright.

>> No.17422099

>>17421716
>Dragon story has a little boy as thr mc
Damn you self inserting manlets with small cocks.

>> No.17422115

>>17422099
That's a nice way of saying midgets.

>> No.17422125
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17422125

>>17421799
At least post pictures of pokemon turned into cute girls and not literal pokemon.

>> No.17422126

>>17422125
MG Gardevoir wouldn't really look that different.

>> No.17422137
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17422137

What monster girl is most motherly?

>> No.17422140

>>17422137
Holstaur.

>> No.17422144

>>17422137
Titania.

>> No.17422150

>>17422088
>>17422084
Is it true that an oni's height is correlated to her purity?
That's the only explication why small Onis are so goddamn perverted

>> No.17422158
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>>17422137
Yetis have the potential to be.

>> No.17422165

>>17421445
Help yourself fag.

>> No.17422207

>>17421442
>cheek fluff
those are called side burns anon

>> No.17422209

>>17422137
Echidna

>> No.17422216

>>17421442
They look tempting to play with, she's a cute girl.

>> No.17422226

>>17422158
Yeti moms worry about you catching a cold in winter, they'll wrap you up in one of their own oversized blue scarves before sending you off and have hot cocoa ready for you when you get back

>> No.17422247

>>17422226
Just imagine a big, thicc, yeti milf, with extra soft and extra thick fluff.

>> No.17422260

>>17422247
An extra thicc, fluffy Yeti mom like that would cuddle up with you and try to make moves, she knows you can't struggle when she has her soft, fluffy paws wrapped around your chest hugging you like her favorite daki pillow

>> No.17422268

>>17422260
>Yeti momster ties your hands to her bed with her scarves
>nowhere to run
>you have to accept her snuggles now

>> No.17422273

>>17422260
>>17422247
I think I'd prefer a more normal sized yeti mom. Thicc is done to death these days.

>> No.17422315 [SPOILER] 
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17422315

tengu or wolf or both?

>> No.17422353

>>17422273
what about slime figure,
but the size of a battleship?

>> No.17422375

>>17422315
isnt momiji a wolf tengu?

>> No.17422379

>>17422273
Thick thighs save lives

>> No.17422406

Do female Eloi count as monster girls?

>> No.17422413

>>17422226
I wonder if the sons of yetis inherit their natural coziness. Would they be more enjoyable to hug for MGs?

>> No.17422445

>>17422406
Depends, do you want Morlocks anywhere near these threads?

>> No.17422485

>>17421799
>>17421764
>this shit has been up for 5 hours

>> No.17422514

>>17422485

Mods are asleep, post lewds.

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>>17422514
K.

>> No.17422523

>>17422514
/jp/ mods are always asleep.

>> No.17422525

>>17422523
What the fuck are you talking about? Moderation on /jp/ is magnitudes better than most other boards I go to.

>> No.17422527

>>17422273
Its not her fault, those Ice Queens make the best ice cream in the land and she needs cold food for her hot body

>> No.17422533

>>17422525
Sometimes shitposting is left up for hours and not dealt with at all, and posts complaining about said shitposting are deleted while actual shitposts are left up.

>> No.17422537

>>17422533
That's because people who complain about X are actually worse than X.

>> No.17422559

>>17422537
>he believes this meme
So people that complain about furshit posting are worse than furfags themselves?

>> No.17422563

>>17422559
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/sarcasm

>> No.17422568

I'm going to trick some Sabbath scouts into trying to get a 'cookie eating badge and no one is going to stop me

>> No.17422603

>>17422527
I wonder where they get the milk for all that ice cream, is there a special extra fluffy snow region version of Holstaurs, or are the Ice Queens making it themselves?

>> No.17422610

>>17422603
Dairy White Horns

>> No.17422622

>>17422537
In some situations this is very true.

>> No.17422644

>>17422413
Of course, they get to learn hugging techniques passed down the yeti line for generations

>> No.17422645

>>17422610
I am extremely aroused, I sure hope their /fa/ as fuck outfits are also super absorbent because I bet they'd start leaking milk as soon as they saw a single man.

>> No.17422654

>>17422559
Furshit is against the rules, but the vast majority of things that that get complained about aren't.

>> No.17422656

>>17422645
Super absorbent and designed to hold their giant titties

>> No.17422662

Likely fake news propaganda. But I heard Hellhounds are among the best MG kissers, that supposedly her kisses alone can make a guy fall in love.

>> No.17422680

That kiki barmaid got me thinking
Do the thicker kikis know what masters would prefer their body type?

>> No.17422715

>>17422680
Probably.

I know that I'd enjoy a larger, softer kiki

>> No.17422765

>>17422568
I'm going to trick some Sabbath scouts into trying to get a "cummies eating badge" and no one is going to stop me!

>> No.17422769
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>>17421765
Neither.

>> No.17422773

>>17422769
Medusa foursome a best

>> No.17422787
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17422787

Extra thicc meidos.

>> No.17422790

>>17421094
With her fingers or her cock?

>> No.17422792

>>17422787
BREED

>> No.17422799

Is long hair a sign of fertility for monstergirls?

>> No.17422800

>>17422799
... No
There are also, so far as I know, no canonical signs of fertility on monstergirls.

>> No.17422803
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REAL YANDERE HOURS yandere gods are still the best tb h.

>> No.17422810

>>17422787
Gonna snuggle that meido after I run and shower

>> No.17422813

>>17422787
I need more

>> No.17422820

I propose a new fetish: NZR

A fat faceless old shoe store employee takes off your waifu's shoes and perfectly placed thigh socks and puts a trial sock and new shoes on her feet.

>> No.17422822
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>>17422813
A nitpick I know, but I wish Navs dirndl Kiki had longer hair and a thick fluffy tail.

>> No.17422828

>>17422822
The hips hide the tail but DAMN if those kiki kannons arent fantastic

>> No.17422836

>>17422822
M o r e

>> No.17422851

>>17422822
>LN drew the titty Kiki
B A S E D

>> No.17422857

>>17422787
>>17422822
There is a criminally low amount of pictures of monster girls in Dirndls

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>>17422851
He's drawn a milk Kiki before.

>> No.17422863

>>17422857
I don't think last years Oktoberfest yielded ANY monstergirl dirndl art.

>> No.17422869

>>17422862
>>17422822
Milky, large breasted kikis a best

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>>17422857
>>17422863
Who wants to deal with drunks anyways?

>> No.17422884

>>17422863
Now that's just sad.
>>17422873
Drunk monster girls somehow get even more lewd and sultry.

>> No.17422900

>>17422873
I like hedonistic monster girls.
So much fun can be had with one that knows how to eat, drink, and fuck

>> No.17422929

What is the difference between the "Monster Girl Encyclopedia" works?
>World Guide
>Notebook
>Stories
>Damage Report
>Recorded Encounter

>> No.17422931
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>>17422787
>>17422822
Ever since I did one of those cyoa things I've REALLY been craving a meido dragon. Not like... The miss Kobayashi type, but a big, tall, fit and somewhat intimidating type with emerald scales, glowing eyes, magnificent wings, sensibly proportioned claws and a magical collar/tattoo that bears your name and a "family symbol", and an unfilled spot for any name or number you wished to brand her.

She'd magically appear in front of you from some portal or gap or something, probably at the most awkward time, like when you were fapping or something, and beautifully unfurl herself out, showing her gleaming wavelike scales and piercing, reptilian eyes. Then falling upon her knees and deeply bowing in front of you, and announcing that she was now yours, your property, your maid, worker, lover, pet or anything else you would wish for, and would guard you in life, and your grave until eternity, and then apologizing for making her entrance while you were on the toilet and could appear sometime later, if you so wished.

It is my fetish

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17422938

Well you got turned down by that Wight again anon and that's a damn shame.

BUT IT'S FRIDAY MOTHER FUCKER, IT'S TIME TO GO TO THE MGC BAR AND GET WASTED!

He's my friend he's my alibi!
My accessory to the crime!

>> No.17422947

>>17422938
>Tfw I'm even rejected by mgs
Well, I saw that shit coming, but it still hurts like nothing else in the world.

And I don't drink. I'm going home and lying in bed.

>> No.17422962

>>17422938
How do you get turned down by a Wight?
>I'm sorry Anon, it's just that you're alive and I'm dead. It just won't work.
>Here's my number. Call me when you die in a week. Have fun going skydiving!

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17422966

>>17422947
She's just playing hard to get lad!

Get in loser, we're conquering MGC Bar tonight!

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17422967

>>17422962
Fine then, I'll have to find another CC monster.

>> No.17422970

>>17422938
Eh, I'll go slum it P'Orcers all you can eat night.

I hear they've got green girls this year

>> No.17422978

>>17422966
No way. Me and alcohol don't mix. I'm tired. I'm going home and imagining about having an mg or human wife, just like I always did before.

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17422981

Sabbath book when?

>> No.17422985

>>17422966
She doesn't like me, we both know it. I can take a hint. I was probably too eager. Made her feel weird. That's happened before

>> No.17422986

>>17422981
December 2017
Sabbath Grimoire

>> No.17422988

>>17422981
End of december
Scans of this C92 stuff like succubus notes and willmarina dragon when?

>> No.17422991

>>17422787

>Mulit-Beer Serving
>Blonde
>THICC
> D I R N D L D R E S S

Und es heißt, Erika!!!

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17422993

>>17422978
>>17422966
>>17422947
>Mimic impersonating anon's friend
>Demands he gets in the car exactly like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBHhcg7qmNc
>Anon is no longer lonely even if he did make the Missing Person's list

>> No.17422997

>>17422938
That's fine, I wasn't interested in Wights anyways, although that hurts a bit.
More time for work, I suppose.

>> No.17423006

>>17422981
Loen back to life when?

>> No.17423007

>>17422993
That is fucking disgusting

>> No.17423009

Anyone have link to imgur with all MGE2 lewds?

>> No.17423011
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>>17422931
Post dregins

>> No.17423012

>>17422929
Encyclopedias are the main and most important books, they rule the setting and introduce us to the species.
World Guides are addendum to encyclopedias, focusing on other aspects of the setting, but they are a mandatory read like the Encyclopedias.
No clue about Notebooks, but it's safe to assume that they'll be similar to World Guides.
Stories are just that, they're not canon unless you want them to be. The only one that is canon is the Cheshire doujin drawn by KC himself, even the stories he approved of are not canon by default.
Damage reports are a series of stories as are Recorded Encounters.

>> No.17423026

>>17423009
http://imgur.com/a/nqe09

>> No.17423034
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17423034

>>17422993

Anytime a MG buys a van it should have the license plate registered with the police. Especially black vans driven by elves. Specifically the elves.

>> No.17423039
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17423039

>>17422007
Just these two and one by chowder

>> No.17423043
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17423043

This wolfu is DEMANDING more breeding.

>> No.17423045

>>17423034
>associating with dirty knife-ears
>ever

>> No.17423047

>>17421765
Right one first, left one not at all.

>> No.17423055

>>17423043
Those are some good arguments she's got there, but I'd like to see some more evidence before making my decision.

>> No.17423056

>>17423043
No. I can give her a pair of my socks to play with though!

>> No.17423058

>>17422931
What do you think about dragon maids?

>> No.17423060

>>17421250
I feel like Selene's going to corrupt that priest in revenge.
Also, are you going to do a story of those prisoners?

>> No.17423066

>>17423043
But I don't want kids!

>> No.17423073

>>17422993
I want genuine love Anon.

>> No.17423075

>>17423056
A sock won't fill her up with a little of wolfpups.

>> No.17423077

>>17423034
i wanna get in a van for gourmet troll treats just to realize its only cc trolls in the van

>> No.17423079

>>17423073
You wouldn't turn down hex maniac mimic would you?

>> No.17423080

Would you lose to an Alp?

>> No.17423081

>>17423066
That's what everyone forgets. Breeding would require months, years, or maybe even decades before you finally conceive.

>> No.17423082

>>17423066
Ha! Have fun alping.

>> No.17423088
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17423088

I've been thinking about making a story about a salamader's chili challenge

>> No.17423091

>>17422938
>Got turned down by a Wight
As depressing as it is, it's also hardly surprising all things considered.

>> No.17423093

>>17423079
I'm... Pretty sure I would, actually. I don't think me and mimicks would quite get along.
Who is she, *what* is she? Am I stupid, should I know what a he'd maniac is? It sounds like a video game.

>> No.17423095

>>17423080
I wouldn't lose, but I could probably love one.

>>17423091
You get turned down a lot too huh?

>> No.17423110
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17423110

I would like stories of egypt monsters beyond pharaoh or apophis

>> No.17423115

>>17423110
I might be writing an Anubis story soon.

I'd love to read a story about an adventuring Paladin and Sphinx trying to outwit each other

>> No.17423135
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17423135

This automaton has come to laugh at you!

>> No.17423136

>>17423088
Don't

>> No.17423140

>>17423136
Why not?

>> No.17423141

>>17423140
It's a dumb idea

>> No.17423143

>>17423110
Agreed, I need more Sphinx, Mummy, Khepri and Girtablilu stories.

Actually, is there even a story about Gandharva yet?

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17423147

How hard would you prone bone a petite sheep?

>> No.17423148

>>17423135
But does she get get sand in her Bajeerna?

>> No.17423149

>>17423088
Do it, it's a fun idea and it's not like the guy complaining is writing anything of his own.

>> No.17423155

>>17423148
it's rude to talk about a girl's bagina like that anon

>> No.17423156

>>17423135
I got a salt-water pistol and I'm not afraid to use it.

>> No.17423157

I CANT STOP FAPPING TO CAT ALPS

>> No.17423159

>>17423147
I'd prefer lotus position sex with lots of kissing. Have to make the petite sheep feel loved.

>> No.17423161

>>17423141
I like the idea of a salamander chef
It feels like something a salamander would to, at least in my mind.

>> No.17423183

Salamander cooking would give you terrific farts

>> No.17423186

>>17423183
TMI

>> No.17423192

>>17423186
Anon, he's just trying to bait.
Ignore him and consider the adorable mental image of a Salamander who has no idea how to cook trying to prepare something for the boy she has a crush on.

>> No.17423195

>>17423186
I want to fart on a salamander's face after a heart meal of "Miss Sallywanhinguansedwanquiralodmpdala's shattered shitbox quintuple strength gaster-blaster®" beans!

>> No.17423196

>>17423161
Nothing wrong in concept with a salamanders highly competitive nature . Could be hard to make the subject matter interesting, but I lack imagination.

>> No.17423204

If you have both Mindflayer and Atlach-Nacha do you get super eldritch squid-spider form?

>> No.17423209

I want to spread spicy hot red chili paste all over a tied-up Familiar's genitals!

Her masochistic tendencies can be weird sometimes but she should not be bullied for them.

>> No.17423210

>>17423204
The sizes get averaged so you just become a wiggly squidder about the size of a dog.

>> No.17423214

>>17423209
I want to surprise a familiar with a hug from behind but turn it into a suplex.

>> No.17423216

This guy's really trying isn't he?
and by that I mean he's just hurling all the bait he can muster over the edge.

>> No.17423224 [DELETED] 

>>17423216
It's two maybe three different people Anon

Also BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>> No.17423230

>>17423147
Not at all, I would do it extremely softly.

>> No.17423238

>>17423156
>stripping an automaton
I'm sure you know what comes next

>> No.17423243

>>17423230
>Soft Prone Boning
Anon, are you trying to kill her?

>> No.17423246

What about your waifu do you Love the most?

>> No.17423249

>>17423246
Nothing. She doesn't exist.

>> No.17423251

>>17423246
Head Priest position is pretty nice.

>> No.17423263

>>17423243
Sheep ate meant for soft things

>> No.17423273

>>17423210
Cute!

>> No.17423305

>>17423251

Holy shit, can you imagine working in a Dark God church as a single man?

>Working the Confessional, you fear this part of the job.
>Asking monstergirls if they have anything to confess is an astoundingly bad idea in theory and practice
>The succubus crams her wet panties through the screen

>The Dullahan rolls her head under the divider and proclaims she can see what you got goin' on down there

>The elf tells a 10 page lie about how she was brutally assaulted in an alley and moaning at you that she enjoyed e v e r y minute of it

>The hellhound isn't allowed in with male priests anymore after she ripped the screen down last time

>The CC vampire/wight combo are probably the most normal, being neighbors they just bitch about one another for 30 minutes before trying to invite you home to show the other up

>The Ryu is escorted out by the priestess after mocking your religion and inviting you to come worsip her instead

>Ditto for the Pharoah

>Wurm-chan doesn't understand what the confessional is for, she just goes into the booth because the other girls do it and she doesn't want to feel left out

>Doppleganger pushes YOUR underwear through the divider that you've been missing for a week and just breathes heavily on the other side

>> No.17423311

>>17423305
doppelganger sounds like a nice girl

>> No.17423316

>>17423311

The sweetest. She deserves more art.

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>>17423305
I like that dullahan

>> No.17423321

>>17423305
I'd ask the succubus if she'd be willing to send me some used Lacy ones.

And definitely give the Ryu and pharaoh a visit. Ask them what they think, why they think it ext

Really though it would just be annoying. They just think about sex, nothing else. I'm not down with that. I'm not a breathing flesh rod. They need to desire me for their uniqueness

>> No.17423325

>>17423321
>They just think about sex, nothing else. I'm not down with that. I'm not a breathing flesh rod. They need to desire me for their uniqueness
Welcome to monstergirls.

>> No.17423327

>>17423321
Then you should probably stay out of the Fallen God's church.
That's how they are.

>> No.17423335

>>17423325
>>17423327
That's pretty shallow and really quite a shame. You'd think people would get tired of that after a while.
>Hey honey, why did you marry me?
>Because you fuck me
>...you mean like, the way we have sex?
>No just the sex
>Nothing else? Not the things I do for you, or the way I make you feel, or the companionship or ANYTHING?
>Shut up and undress, crybaby, you can be replaced.

>> No.17423339

>>17423335
I'll take being desired exclusively as a sex object over not being desired at all.

>> No.17423342

>>17423335
If you go into the setting with the intent to pull the worst out of it while ignoring any of KCs assertions to the contrary, then yes, you could come to that conclusion.

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>>17423321
>They just think about sex, nothing else. I'm not down with that. I'm not a breathing flesh rod. They need to desire me for their uniqueness

> I'm not a breathing flesh rod.

>> No.17423346

>>17423335
>Implying a monstergirl doesn't love everything about her husband from the way his dick feels inside her to his eyes.
P L E B I A N

>> No.17423351
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17423351

Before we go down this road again, please take a moment to appreciate cute jubs.

>> No.17423357

>>17423339
That's pretty sad Anon. Can't you even push for something more in your fantasies?

>>17423342
That's the way a lot of people make it out to be though, like it's the one thing they take away that they really like, which is just really strange to me.

>> No.17423359

>>17423351
Thank you, I'm always down to appreciate the best bird out there. Jubjubs are fucking grade A cuties.

>> No.17423364

>>17423345
That doujin doesn't work on me Anon

>>17423351
Not my thing but I can respect it

>> No.17423369

>>17423351
Fluff the Jubs wings
Make the Jub smug
Difficult to do!

>> No.17423373
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Helping your waifu conquer the world

>> No.17423375

>>17423369
You know a man is a real man when his JubJub wife is actually proud and smug around others due to him improving her sense of self worth so much
That is an S+ tier hubby

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17423377

>>17423351
Do JubJubs come on colors beyond pink? A Fall colored JubJub would be absolutely splendid.

>> No.17423380

>>17423377
There was that one edit for a winter jub, but unfortunately I seem to have lost it.

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17423385

>>17423380

>> No.17423391

>>17423377
>stumble into Wonderland
>right into an almost Easter-fantasy looking environment
>it's a communal nest
>there are eight JubJubs in front of you, each a different color pattern
Which do you pick? You can only choose one!

>> No.17423395

>>17423391
What are their personalities like?

>> No.17423398

what is better smugpires or dumpires?

>> No.17423400

>>17423327
What church is for me then?

>> No.17423404

>>17423391
>You can only choose one
Thats normie talk my friend. All eight of those Jubs are getting breeded.

>> No.17423406

>>17423398
Garlic, a spike and a hammer

>> No.17423409

>>17423400
Eros probably. Eros' thing is specifically romantic love.
Now, sex is an expression of love as far as Eros is concerned, but it's not anywhere near the only one.

>> No.17423411

>>17423377
I imagine they're in spring greens, yellows, and pale blues kindaike Easter colors

>> No.17423413

>>17423391
The red maple Jubjub.

>> No.17423415

>>17423409
Go on. Tell me all about it.

>> No.17423420

>>17423391
Lavender

She seems rather festive.

>> No.17423432

>>17423395
You pick a color and describe that, anon.

>> No.17423436

>>17423398
Cold, ice queen-like vampires with an air of nobility about them.

>> No.17423437

>>17423415
Or you could just look it up yourself.

>> No.17423439

>>17423147
About as hard as the one in FOBS.

>> No.17423440

>>17423409
How does one join Eros and what waifu options are available?

>> No.17423448

>>17423391
>>17423395
>bright yellow Jub
>super cheery, extremely eager to please
>showers you with happy compliments constantly, practically or perhaps literally has an orgasm when she sees she made you smile
>super submissive but in a 'please do whatever you want!' Kind of way, happily offering her body with a big smile and anticipation
>clingy to a wonderful fault, but ferociously obedient, would do any sort of degrading things with just a big happy smile just out of desperation to see you happy
That's mine! My smiling sunshine!

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17423454

>>17423409
eh what other expressions of love are there?

>> No.17423456

>>17423437
Well that's a pretty stupid thing to say.
I wanted to hear what information YOU know about it, and what YOU think about it, and things that YOU might know that aren't on some shitty wiki page.
And maybe I want to hear other discussion about it from other people, who can respond to comments they see instead of me narrating everything I read like a crazy person.
What a stupid thing to say.

>> No.17423459

>>17423454
He'd tell you, but apparently there's a scientific article out there that you should read instead.

>> No.17423460

>>17423454
Get this girl to church

>>17423456
That's not me.

>> No.17423465

>>17423385
Luckily Snow Jubs are only in Wonderland.

Wouldn't want them associated with those evil Snow Harpies actively harming everything they touch.

Vile creatures.

>> No.17423466

>>17423460
Oh. My bad then.
But do go on, tell me what you know or think about it, I'm curious

>> No.17423471

>>17423448
>dark red CC jub
>full ara ara attitude
>always calls you boya~
>constantly gropes you in public
>secretly very insecure about her age, and always afraid you might leave her for a younger monster

>> No.17423472

>>17423456
If you want a discussion on a topic, you need to frame your question as such. Otherwise you look like someone too lazy to read the basics.

Consider better wording such as "Why parts about the church of Eros do you like?"

>> No.17423475

>>17422803
The idea of worshiping a yandere god is a interesting idea but ilias is such irredeemable garbage

>> No.17423483

>>17423472
Anon it's still a stupid thing to say, and even as just a simple -tell me about x- question it's still a perfectly reasonable thing to ask.

It's like we're in a conversation already and you bring up x, and when I ask about it you just say "why don't you pull up your cellphone and find out yourself"

>> No.17423490

>>17423440
>>17423460
Pls

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17423503

>>17423305
that doppelganger seems creepy. What is she doing with my underwear?

>> No.17423513

>You'll never be in the center of a snake mating ball

>> No.17423517
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>>17423440
Joining is easy, followers and temples of Eros are pretty widespread and welcoming to newcomers. Even if the Order thinks they're weirdos since they'll accept monsters just as well.
Most practitioners end up finding their one and only at the regular services held, or by inviting "just a friend" to come with them. Monster or otherwise, really. It helps when there's a cupid in the back scoping out the audience for ideal matches.
For those who go above and beyond, preaching the doctrines of Eros or bringing love to bleak places, the goddess herself may bless you with one of her angels. First as an assistant in your travels, but knowing her, bound to turn into something more.

>> No.17423520

>>17423305
I'd worship the Pharaoh.

>> No.17423524

>>17423471
She sounds like perfect wife material to me, would love and take care of.

>> No.17423527

>>17423503

You're not quite sure, but you're fairly certain they didn't have lipstick all over the crotch when you last saw them.

>> No.17423533

>>17423475
I would love yandere Ryu.

>> No.17423538

>>17423440
If you're a good boy you can get a Houri, or several. The Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) had so many houris that his dick never had time to dry.

>> No.17423541

>>17423533
No you wouldn't

>> No.17423545

>>17423533
>Boss chews you out and makes you stay late to fix a screw up that she caused
>Dies in a freak flash flood on her way home
>No rain reported anywhere in the state,

>> No.17423546

>>17423541
Who is this debbie downer faggot?

>> No.17423573

>>17423546
Noticed this a lot today, every time someone comes up with something they would like someone chimes in with something negative or twists it into a gross/edgy situation soon as possible.

I mean it always happens to some degree but it's been extremely noticeable today.

>> No.17423574

>>17423475
Yandere death god would be nice.

>> No.17423575

>>17423573
It's not the first time there was a string of those posts.

>> No.17423576

>>17423475
>ilias is such irredeemable garbage
DELET THIS HERETIC

>> No.17423579

>>17423517
Being an agent sounds nice. Sounds like the work the life saving service did around my town, except with love instead of disaster relief. Give me a feeling of purpose. Is the church of Eros where purified succubi and lilims go?

Well, what's the catch? I hope that angel doesn't fall into depravity.

>> No.17423582

>>17423538
Thehouris(/ˈhuriz/)[1](fromPersian:حوری‎‎) orḥūr(plural ofḥaurāʾorḥūrīyah[note 1]Arabic:حورية‎‎) are beings inIslam, described in English translations as "full-breasted companions of equal age [or well-matched]",[2][3]"lovely eyed",[4]of "modest gaze",[5]virgins[6]of paradise, denoting humans andjinnwho enterJannah(paradise) after being recreated anew in the hereafter.[7]

Woah not bad
And there's an mge version, I didn't remember her at all!

>> No.17423586

>>17423579
>Well, what's the catch?
Nobody said that helping out the despondent and those in need was easy. Order lands aren't terribly happy places.
You've got to keep yourself mentally strong against falling into that despair.

>> No.17423587

>>17423545
I'd do most of the screwing up.
What can she do for that?

>> No.17423594

>>17423586
What do you mean order lands are full of despair? They're the only lands where human males aren't raped and females aren't mutated against their will the instant they step out the door, and have a self sustaining population

>> No.17423605

>>17423594
Except that it is also a shithole pinned under a terribly managed and overzealous theocracy.
There's quite a lot more to life than "wow I'm not being raped right now."

>> No.17423610
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17423610

How many couples does she have to bless until she snaps and drags a poor Anon under the sea?

>> No.17423613

>>17423610
25

>> No.17423623

>>17423605
You sure about it? And not according to the wiki. Or at least the order page.

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>>17423605
>Except that it is also a shithole pinned under a terribly managed and overzealous theocracy
That was Lescatie, and it's gone. Order lands can range from whatever end of the spectrum you imagine them as, ranging from Lescatie-tier to those Order lands that are completely fine with kobolds and holstaurs. If you want to imagine Order lands as shitholes, fine, but that's on you since you'd want them to be shitholes in the first place to imagine them as such. Not even "shitholes compared to demon realms" but straight up shitholes objectively regardless of comparisons, at worst.

>> No.17423633

>>17423630
>Who took a photo of my drooling face?

>> No.17423642

>>17423630
Man mge canon is pretty grimdark when you think about it.
Isn't all this controversy essentially from monster being unable to birth males and therefore slowly destroying civilization over the course of decades?

Couldn't one of the gods just start making monsters without gender?

>> No.17423649

>there are people who actually care about the order
They're not meant to be fleshed out and well written, they only exist to give monster girls some naive human girls to corrupt and serve as a reason why every man isn't an incubus yet.

>> No.17423650

>>17423610
52

>> No.17423653

>>17423642
>Man mge canon is pretty grimdark when you think about it.
It's grimdark if you want to make it grimdark. MGE's canon is left vague for you to fill in the details, and it can be anywhere from a grimdark hurtbox to a hugbox. Even the idea that the DL is attempting to work around the issue of sons leaves it to the imagination whether she'll succeed or not, and how.

>> No.17423654

>>17423642
mge canon is as hugboxy as it gets, all the grimdark is just thread shitters.
I'm fine with it, but some people insist on fucking up our escapist fantasy.

>> No.17423656

>>17423649
Maybe i should join the order. Start smiting filthy mgs and have nothing but sons.

>> No.17423662

>>17423642
A lot of the problem comes from the chief god being an eternal christmas cake who's angry that monsters are having sex with people rather than killing them. Monsters were the old chief god's way of culling humans and making them believe in her.

Automatons probably come from a time humans became way too advanced and abandoned their faith in her so she wrecked their shit.

>> No.17423671

>>17423653
Why not make them hermaphrodite?
>Inb4 futa
Like seriously though why not? Can't suffer from the issues surrounding gender when you only have one that can do both jobs.

>>17423654
Not really. If this was supposed to be a complete hugbox, why would kc just have the monsters birth sons already, and have corruption/body horror themes just not exist?

>> No.17423677

>>17423662
But isn't that chief god dead now? I just read one of the wiki page and says something like that, and there's the new God is a young one

>> No.17423678

>>17423671
>Why not make them hermaphrodite?
Because it'd beat the entire point of the setting both in-universe and from the perspective of the guy making it. Are you baiting or are you new?

>> No.17423683

But can you beat Pharaoh in yu-gi-oh?

>> No.17423686

>>17423671
>Why not make them hermaphrodite?
I was going to insult you but you don't deserve it

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17423687

>>17423157
Which cat alps?

>> No.17423692

>>17423678
Then it's not a hugbox then is it?
Are you new?

>> No.17423695

>>17423692
Alright, you're baiting. Have a last (You).

>> No.17423696

>>17423662
MGE Lore is a bit of a mess. It's just one stretch after another. If you think to hard about it, it just falls apart. That's Why I like the "it's a lot of propaganda from both sides"

>> No.17423697

Most of the people grimderping over the setting comes from woeful intentional ignorance of a fucking waifu/smut setting.

>Why can't they have sons?
So they have to hunt down human men i.e. they make the first move without formalities contrary to Japanese dating culture.
>muh population issues
MGs on average live way longer than normal humans, live off in their own territories, and there's ten humans for every monster.
>I don't like rape
Pick a different setting retard.

>> No.17423699

>>17423695
Excellent shitpost my friend.

>> No.17423700

>>17423459
science?

>> No.17423701

>>17423683
She would command you to do questionable moves when it's your turn so I don't think so.

>> No.17423704
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17423704

>>17423460
she cant go inside a church

>> No.17423712

>>17423677
The old one went "lol, later nerds. She's the new CG" and then disappeared.

>> No.17423717
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17423717

>>17423475
thats just your opinion

and also the wrong one

>> No.17423720

>>17423704
Maybe not a CG church

>> No.17423724

>>17423697
>and there's ten humans for every monster.
This is just the thread cannon tho. Human-monster ratio has never been stated.

>> No.17423729

>>17423697
People should be able to like MGs without liking rape. Hell, a pretty considerable number of mgs don't rape at all. This is a stupid thing to say.

If the goal of kc was to give his rape fantasy a bit of depth and variation, that's great, and he's done it well, I'm just pointing out that's not a hugbox and trying to find a place where I'd fit in the mix.

And I still don't believe that the human population would be able to sustain itself without some kind of bullshit magic that makes childbirth far safer and easier and makes sustaining multiple children to puberty much easier.

>> No.17423737

>>17423677
The position changed hands, it's unknown how often this happens or even if it's the first time it has.
>>17423697
>Pick a different setting retard.
This is the attitude the Japanese have. There's plenty of things to be fans of, why be a fan of the one that has elements you hate?

>> No.17423748

>>17423704
How else would purified succubi come to be? If angels can "fall" in KC canon, then demons must be able to "rise", unless the demon Lord is far inferior in power.

>>17423712
To find a husband I assume?
Was the new one the CG that threw the hissy fit?

>> No.17423757

>>17423729
Then pick or make an MG setting without rape. Go for it!
But it isn't MGE

>> No.17423760

>>17423737
>The position changed hands, it's unknown how often this happens or even if it's the first time it has.
Okay, well then does the demon Lord change this frequently? If I'm right there's only been one demon Lord who's obsessed with fucking. How could this demon Lord be able to defeat or at least ward off this cg?
> There's plenty of things to be fans of, why be a fan of the one that has elements you hate?
Because I like the art and some of the girls obviously.

>> No.17423763

>>17423757
Can't think of any. And me girls are mge girls.

I'd make my own rewrite, but that would just be dumb

>> No.17423774

Maybe I should start my own religion, with my own waifus and shit
How do I do that

>> No.17423777

>>17423774
1. Give anyone a reason to join

>> No.17423783

>>17423774
Go for it. With blackjack. And waifus.

In fact, forget the religion and the waifus

>> No.17423784

>>17423783
Blackjack is boring.

>> No.17423789

>>17423748
>To find a husband I assume?
Unkown. We just don't know why. And the new one was just the one who fucked everything up.

>>17423760
>How could this demon Lord be able to defeat or at least ward off this cg?
Long story short: KC made her OP and a bit of a marry sue.

>> No.17423801

>>17423789
The real reason is that she convinced The Chosen Hero™ to join her rather than fight. And then they fucked.
The CG had an autistic fit at this but by their powers combined they bitch slapped the CG and told her to sit in the corner.

>> No.17423802

>>17423789
Oh.
See, KC is a shit writer!

Why not have a sort of ebb and flow of powers, and have the gods neither be the ultimate truth or pile of give but instead being oafish but earnest?

I think it would be interesting to make the demon Lord weaker but more able to influence others.

>> No.17423804

>>17423774
Do it like Mushoku Tensei.
Marry three women and deify them as goddesses in the religion you've created. Also make a creepy shrine to them that includes the sheet with a bit of blood on it that was on the bed in which you deflowered one of them.

>> No.17423811

>>17423802
Because it's a waifu fic setting and not a D&D campaign setting.

>tfw my phone attempts to correct "waifu fic" to "waifu fox"

>> No.17423816

>>17423777
1. You will become a good person
2. You will become a part of a great and forward thinking society
3. You will be protected, so long as you are willing to protect other followers
4. If you are unable to find a waifu, but are an earnest and reliable follower, I will make one for you.

>>17423804
Uh, okay? How do I deify someone though, I'm not a god in the kc world.

>>17423783
Any name suggestions?

>> No.17423820

>>17423801
That's pretty stupid. That just means she'll be harsher on monsters.

>>17423811
Foxes are pretty cute

>> No.17423831

>>17423820
Considering the CG's original stance on monsters was "I use you as a tool to kill off humans and then they kill all of you" I don't think they have a lot to lose.

>> No.17423844

>>17423831
Anon that doesn't make any sense.

>> No.17423850

>>17423816
You make a creepy shrine and then write about the goddesses of wisdom, love and war and spread those writing far and wide.

>> No.17423859

>>17423850
And then just magically, after enough people believe in x thing, either I become a good or the person I claim to be a good becomes real, 40k style?

>> No.17423860

>>17423844
The CG used monsters to rule humanity by fear, more or less.
They'd threaten humans with a new evil demon lord, the CG would give them a hero (how generous!) and the hero would slay the monsters.
Since the CGs attitude towards monsters was "disposable and supposed to die," why would present DL not jump at the opportunity to change it?

>> No.17423864

>>17423816
Yeah okay but what's your domain.
There's no "God of I'll Give You Free Shit Bro."

>> No.17423868

>>17423859
How do you think real religions work?

>> No.17423871

>>17423860
Sure
But then why would new CG not have great motivation to kill more mgs since they are still no less of a destructive menace, now out of control?

>> No.17423872

>>17423763
>Can't think of any
Literally any serialized monster girl manga.

>> No.17423879

>>17423864
It's not free, you have to earn it. A working relationship, if you will.

>>17423868
Real religions don't have genuine, powerful gods and demigods.

>> No.17423880

>>17423871
Oh no, she wants to kill them more than before, which was all the time. How awful.

>since they are still no less of a destructive menace
Go read the damn world books and then come back.
Monsters now are completely different from monsters of olde.

>> No.17423884

>>17423872
Monmusu a shit

>>17423880
Destroying humanity through gradual degradation, and through blunt violence are still destroying humanity.

>> No.17423887

>>17423729
Don't listen to the edgefags, MGE is literally written as a however-you-like-it insert setting. There are plenty of us who like many aspects of the setting, but edit out the rape and corruption.

>> No.17423895

>>17423884
If that's your perspective, then fine.
But you'd be better off finding a different setting then.

>> No.17423898

>>17423887
The corruption part of the most terrifying part, I think. Don't want no cronenberg body horror in my life.

>> No.17423902

>>17423895
You must REALLY like being raped.
Like I'm not judging, just... Observing

>> No.17423903

>>17423898
>Don't want no cronenberg body horror in my life.
Where the hell are you getting this?
Are you listening to shitposters again?

>> No.17423905

>>17423879
Well a monster girl's power is directly proportional to how much sex she has with her husband, so hire some Rats to distribute your writings and get to fucking.

>> No.17423909

>>17423902
I like my monster girls to act like <monster> girls, yes.

>> No.17423912

>>17423903
Seeing your wife, daughter or sister turn into an ushi oni or parasite slime would be terrifying beyond words

>> No.17423916

>>17423905
Jesus Christ
How can I increased my libido without, you know, completely falling into depravity? I can only jack off like three times a week

>> No.17423918

>>17423912
Slime carriers were a mistake, yes.
But there's nothing wrong with Ushi-Onis.

>> No.17423920

>>17423916
Mamonobama.

>> No.17423922

>>17423912
Yeah, but the worst part is how they alter the thoughts of their victims. Imagine the feeling when someone who was formerly family is now looking at you as food.

I get that that's a fetish for some people here, but it's straight out of a horror movie for those who don't share it.

>> No.17423926

>>17423922
That's pretty hot honestly.

>> No.17423932

>>17423918
I don't like rape Anon. I like my human wife human. I don't like my daughters being singled minded, destructive sluts. I like my sons non-brainwashed. No ushi for me, thanks

>> No.17423936

>>17423884
>Monmusu a shit
I said any and you have to pick the most hated one to make your point, good job. It's not like there aren't plenty of of others.

>> No.17423940

>>17423932
Why are you here?

>> No.17423944

>>17423922
That's exactly what I was getting at. Genuine "the thing" esque "burn it with fire" stuff.

>>17423926
>T. Ushi

>> No.17423947

>>17423932
If That's the case, Why are you here?

>> No.17423954

>>17423932
Go away.

>> No.17423955

>>17423926
Think about if it was your IRL Mom or sister and not some "hentai anime sister".
If you still feel the same I guess Freud was right.

>> No.17423958

>>17423955
>IRL Mom
Would jump my dad so the point is moot.
>sister
Definitely an improvement, hope her bf has fun with that.

>> No.17423962

>>17423940
>>17423947
This question has been answered like three times this thread alone

>>17423954
You go away.

>> No.17423970

>>17423932
Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.17423974

>>17423955
>>17423958
On top of that, monsterization would cure my mother's crippling illness, so yeah, sign me right the fuck up.

>> No.17423977

>>17423932
Neither do I, anon. I'm here for the hugbox version. Only the autists give a fuck about what someone else likes.

>> No.17423981

Someone post that greentext of the woman violently transforming into an Ushi-Oni.
Always gets my dick hard.

>> No.17423982

>>17423970
>>17423977
You are a reasonable man/monster Anon, thank you.

>>17423974
I remember the one guy who did that manticore/salamander ghost sword story touched on that. I thought it was neat.

>> No.17423984

>>17423940
>>17423947
>pretending this is a MGE thread
top kek

>> No.17423987

>>17423802
>KC is a shit writer!
No shit, but you'll still get the delusional types who pretend this PORN game is DEEP and whatnot. I mean look at what happened to Nasus works.

>> No.17423993

>>17423987
I mean, I'm totally down with adding a bit of depth to your fetishes. The real issue with date is that even the porn is fucking stupid.

>> No.17423999
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>>17423984
It's what dominates thread discussion, tough shit. And the last time anons here tried to "brainstorm" a unique, rapeless setting you had autists placing some fags bog-standard fantasy setting on a pedestal.

>> No.17424007

>>17423987
Fate isn't even good porn.

>> No.17424015

>>17423999
>some fags bog-standard fantasy setting
I mean
That's basically what they're looking for, no?

>> No.17424019

>>17423999
Bullshit, 90% of these threads are just posting about waifus. You don't need to care about any piece of the setting past the profile to fit in with the majority of the "discussion".

>> No.17424027

>>17423932
>I like my human wife human
The human girl thread is 2 blocks down.

>> No.17424031

>>17424019
>90% of these threads are just posting about MGE waifus
There we go.
There's a whole lot of rape in here.

>> No.17424035

>>17424015
Even as an unabashed hugbox-fag, I think MGE carries a lot of fun world building that is unique for a porn setting. There are obviously parts I don't care for, but I wouldn't call what I look for here "bog-standard".

>> No.17424036

>>17423999
Fuck off Cheshire

>>17424027
They wouldn't fuck me though

>> No.17424040

>>17424027
Get outta that Mamono outfit

>> No.17424047

>>17424031
>There's a whole lot of rape in here
If by rape, you mean romance followed by being carried off to the bedroom for a night of intense cuddlefucking, sure. Or the reverse.

>> No.17424050

Loving, tender automaton momster

>> No.17424056

>>17424047
Remember, it's only rape if you resist.

>> No.17424062
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17424062

>>17424050
covertly downloading mom/son incest doujins into your automaton momster

>> No.17424063

>>17424047
What would happen if a mg fell in love with an Anon who didn't like it's signature... Attitude?
Specifically with the rapey monster. What if an Anon who dislikes rape got matched with a hellhound?

>> No.17424069

>>17424063
He wouldn't.
Worst case scenario, he gets raped, the MG recognizes they'd make a shitty couple, and she leaves.

>> No.17424075

>>17424069
But her virginity is gone and so is his. What if a nearby Cupid was trying to match him with a nearby Holst and well.... Missed?

>> No.17424080

>>17424075
Cupid NEVER misses and she would really appreciate you not besmirching her reputation like that.

>> No.17424087

>>17424075
>But her virginity is gone and so is his.
MGs do not give a damn in any regard.

>> No.17424088

>>17424031
Its not rape if both parties are screaming.

>> No.17424095

>>17424050
Matron Units a cute

>> No.17424096

>>17424075
>her virginity is gone and so is his
Unrelated but the world needs more succubutts who treasure theirs.

>> No.17424098

>>17424080
>T. Cupid
She was distracted by a cute boy

>>17424087
The unicorn does

>> No.17424100

>>17424096
That's just a future Angel

>> No.17424103

>>17423409
At this point I've accepted that Eros is best Goddess/Faction.

>> No.17424104

>>17424050
Breastfeeding you sweet, wholesome synthmilk into your late teens

>> No.17424105

>>17424103
It's the only correct choice of faith in MGE.

>> No.17424108
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17424108

>>17409024
>>17409042
>>17409269

>> No.17424112

>>17424105
It also helps that her servants are delicious brown perfection.

>> No.17424113
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17424113

>>17424096
They say the most degenerate sucubutts are those who have a fetish for mutually losing their virginity with their lover, to be in that situation where both are awkwardly blushing with complete inexperience in actually getting it on in bed. Both, taking it slow over treading into unexplored territory as they consumate their love and slowly and methodically learning each other's body and tastes, building up the permanent memory that will work as an instant libido switch later on in their lives when they reminisce about that one night, unable to think about anything other than their partner whenever the topic of sex comes up.

>> No.17424117

>>17424108
Muh heart.

>> No.17424119

>>17424108
>LN drew my shitty greentext
There is a God, and he is a kind God.

>> No.17424120

>>17424062
How would she react?
HotAndBTHRD.exe?
MommySaysComeHere//MommyLovesYouVeryMuch.batch?

>> No.17424124

>>17424108
Am I allowed to make adjustments to her contact

>> No.17424126

>>17424108
MUH
HEART

>> No.17424128

>>17424108
Bring me my pen. I have a contract to sign.

>> No.17424130

>>17424108
cute as h*ck

>> No.17424131

>>17424112
A fellow man of taste. Her angels do things to me.

>> No.17424134

>>17424108
Humans are quick to recognize cuteness.

>> No.17424138

>>17424113
What's the source of that image?

>> No.17424140
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17424140

>>17424131
The Cupid re-colours are also great. It makes me want to see a Valkyrie of Eros.

>> No.17424141

>>17421250
Good read, Beast
>Burning edge is next.
Finally! I want to see Nadia's monster instincts kick in. Are you going to do smut when it gets to that point?

>> No.17424145

>>17424140
>Valkyrie of Eros
Yes, yes, and yes.

>> No.17424146

>>17424140
>Valkyrie of Eros.
Does she have HUGE....faith in her god?

>> No.17424151

>>17424108
Demonfag is gonna bust a heartnut

>> No.17424156

>>17424151
I don't think he's into lolis though.

>> No.17424159

>>17424140
That girl is perfection. Why must she be so far away?

>> No.17424160

>>17424108
Why does this tug at my heart so much? Fuck.

>> No.17424170

>>17424141
Nobody wants to see badly written sex.

>> No.17424179
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17424179

>tfw I'll never get the chance to gamble my virginity in card games for money

I'd become quite wealthy off the Church Gargoyles and Unicorns.

A Tanuki would probably hire a professional MG gambler to wipe me out eventually though.

>> No.17424180

>>17424108
Adorable.

>> No.17424183

>>17424159
Moron.

>> No.17424186

>>17424170
If the ending of the kikimora roulette was anything to go by. I think ha could write it if he knuckled down.
I wand to see Bellsworth fuck Kenneth.

>> No.17424194

>>17424179
>even letting a unicorn know
>thinking they would let you gamble it over a card game

>> No.17424195

I am going to go around telling all the little MGs that Santa Whitehorn isn't real!

>> No.17424198

>>17424179
I really wish this game had translations.

>> No.17424203

>>17424195
You gotta lotta nerve
Me and my Stand, [C U R S E D S W O R D W A I F U], are gonna pound you into the snow!

>> No.17424204

>>17424203
Too bad! The damage will already be done and your little butter knife daughteru will never be the same again!

>> No.17424208
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17424208

I am now imagining a Pharaoh reading the Old Testament, getting to Exodus, and flying into an absolute fury, sending swarms of magic locusts and frogs to Israel as revenge.

>> No.17424209
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17424209

>>17424194
What's she going to do?

Get beat up by the bouncers Bebop and Rocksteady if she tries something?

>> No.17424212

Remember that Men in Monster City One need to be married by age 16 less they be subject to time in the Rape Cubes and a state enforced Marriage.

Do it before Judge Golem finds out.

>> No.17424217

>>17424183
Sounds like you need a yeti.

>> No.17424222

>>17424217
I think he's trying to tell you that she's already with you in your heart.

>> No.17424229

>>17424212
But what about the loli monsters or Dhampirs who like men in their late 20s/early 30s?

>> No.17424230

>>17424204
Teme... you're gonna pay for this... ours is a proud household of chuuni... eclipses........

>> No.17424235

>>17424230
I mean the elipses. Also, please don't bully my Cursed butter knife daughteru thanks.

>> No.17424244

>>17424229
Then they'll either need to go out into the wastes to hunt down some of the scavengers (with a proper permit lest they risk a fine and time in the Isolation Cubes) or marry their man and wait till he's of their desired age.

>> No.17424263

>>17424209
If Bebop is a P'Orc what the hell is Rocksteady supposed to be?

>> No.17424285

>>17424156
I'm not. That doesn't stop me from finding the pic adorable. After all, my waifu wrote up our contract when we were kids.

>> No.17424296
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>>17421771
It's because despite the claims of Baphomet's being [ THE STRONGEST ] in terms of non-Lilim monsters, The Dragon family is the only one capable of polymorphing into their real forms.
Dragons are so powerful they can even give The Demon Lord the middle finger temporarily and become the Almighty All-Lizard they're meant to be.

>> No.17424325

>>17424296
It's why I have one in my harem. They make everything better until they get angry and burn down the local countryside. TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

>> No.17424329

>>17424296
a question question about your statement
why would a bapho turn into her monstrous form

>> No.17424335
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17424335

Glacies' mom's daughter has got it going on

>> No.17424344
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17424344

>>17424230
>eclipses

>> No.17424353

>>17424329
To haul her new husbando to the bedroom.

>> No.17424361

>>17424344
Solar or lunar?

>> No.17424369

>>17424263
A earth golem

>> No.17424371

>>17424108
Yep, still cute af. Still signing in a heartbeat.

>> No.17424372

>>17424353
>husband doesn't want to get out of bed
>use a difficult spell to turn into a futa with a goat-head

>> No.17424390

>>17424361
I think there is on for the us coming up on the 21st

>> No.17424405

>>17424372
Fuck right off Bob

>> No.17424406

>>17424390
And a second in 2024 that will intersect with the 2017 eclipse's path around the Illinois/Kentucky border.
That's where the portals are going to be, boys.

>> No.17424423

>>17424405
i'm not bob baphomets in mythologie are both male and female
look it up

>> No.17424431

>>17424405
Don't reply to retards.

>> No.17424452

>>17424423
You're a faggot, look it up.

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17424477

>>17424452
watch your language young man
you might upset an undine with that

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17424511

>>17422247
Yeti mom is lewd and assertive!

>> No.17424532

Queen Slime kingdoms:
Nifty or creepy?

>> No.17424540
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17424540

>>17424532
I kind of like KC's old style , it had a 90s field to it.

>> No.17424548

>>17422938
Why would I go for a formaldehyde smelling wench when I've got my Wurm waifu?
Also nice Bouncing Souls reference bro.

>> No.17424549

>>17424540
I'm not really a big fan of the down syndrome looking eyes

>> No.17424550

>>17424532
I like to imagine the Bonjour song from Beauty and the Beast when you get up in the morning.

Yes, a queen slime could fulfill my elaborately coordinated musical whims quite nicely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAzxnHP4erQ

>> No.17424561

>>17424540
Speak for yourself.

>> No.17424562 [SPOILER] 
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17424562

A perfect monster girl cant exi-

>> No.17424567

>>17424561
I dont think I was speaking for anyone else?

>> No.17424573

>>17424511
Hot chocolate, how nice of her!

>> No.17424575

>>17424562
>existing is a necessary part of being perfect
>your waifu is perfect
>therefore your waifu exist, loves you

>> No.17424578

>>17424562
I don't really understand the obsession people have with her,
granted im not the type of person in lock step with the crowd,
I never understood the obsession with sento from amagi park either.

>> No.17424584

>>17424532
Interesting to observe and do trade with. Don't know if I'd be comfortable enough to spend the night in one.

>> No.17424588

>>17424562
This guy understands the finer things in life.
Hellhounds are best monster girl.

>> No.17424596

>>17424578
Some people like being raped that much

>> No.17424597

>>17424584
what about five minutes?

>> No.17424601
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>>17424578
It's pretty simple really, at least for me. I like wolfus, and I also like dominant women, Hellhounds fit that bill pretty well. I also just think their design is neat too. I'm also fond of Anubutts and Manticores.

>> No.17424602

>>17424584
But you wouldn't be raped. You could walk the streets freely and have no worries about one of the residents going after your virginity or anything.

>> No.17424609

>>17424578
Strong willed wolf girls were always popular even before hellhounds so it's only natural the girl at the extreme of that would be a hit.

>> No.17424617

>>17424584
>Engaging in trade with a Queen Slime kingdom
>bartering back and forth with the trade representative for hours
>get caught up and forget who you're talking to
>try to argue that your deal will be what's best for her kingdom's people
>she just smirks and says she thinks she knows what's best for her 'people' before quickly shaping in the image of the prime queen before returning back

>> No.17424618

>>17424548
>formaldehyde smelling wench
Lies and slander. Unholy energies are keeping her in perfect condition without added preservatives, nothing wierd about that.

>> No.17424636

>>17424602
Slimes don't view it as rape, it is only food acquisition.
If you go to an inn and try to take a bath only to have slime coming out of the tap instead of water, don't blame me.

>> No.17424640

>>17424636
Anon, all the residents, townspeople, everyone is just the Queen, who already has a husband. They'd have no interest in you sexually.

>> No.17424641
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17424641

>>17424562
She doesn't dress well enough to be perfect.

>> No.17424642

>>17424573
She spiked it with her unending love and affection and sleep powder for a long snuggle session. It's such a cold night, she can't bear to see you shaking and trembling under your covers

>> No.17424643

>>17424423
That doesn't mean jack shit about her being a futa goat. Slaanesh is all genders at once, but that doesn't mean that it's a fucking futa. Stop trying to ruin a good monstergirl with your legitimate Bob-tier futa faggotry.

>> No.17424664

Let's disregard the shitty writers we know of for a moment and remember the ones that actually deserve some encouragement.

>> No.17424671

>>17424664
Nice try, writefaggot. Get back to work if you want encouragement.

>> No.17424673

>>17424208
She'd be smarter then to cause WWIII.

>> No.17424675

>>17424664
I never actually read any of the writing here.

>> No.17424677

>>17424671
I don't even write, I don't have the imagination for it.

>> No.17424684

>spooning with a baphomet that's half your size
>she tries to be the big spoon
>she gives you a reach-around while the two of you lay down together
Does anyone else envision similar silly scenarios with their waifus who're either much bigger or much smaller than them? If so, what are they?

>> No.17424694

>>17424684
>>she tries to be the big spoon
So she is a jetpack

>> No.17424695
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17424695

>>17424684
> either much bigger

>> No.17424698

>>17424684
Yes I do anon, absolutely. My waifu isn't Baphomet-sized, but she is several inches shorter than I am. She would definitely do stuff like that when she's doing femdom.

>> No.17424700

>>17424540

I am also a fan of Dragon Quest, Princess Maker and Dragon Half, yes, but progress marches on and we make the future brighter by learning from the past, not by repeating it.

>> No.17424705

>>17424641
There's a girl that hasn't been talked about in ages

>> No.17424710

>>17424695
How does a relationship with a girl that big work?
You're not even big enough to be her human dildo for her.

>> No.17424713
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17424713

https://pastebin.com/qppAj6Fp
Chapter 17 of All's Fair in Love and War, featuring the finar battur and finally getting close to finishing it.
Proofreading and editing is hell on earth.

>>17424664
hi

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17424715

>>17424664
Name one shitty writer outside of the designated meme post about Iron-beast who is still even remotely active in these threads.

>> No.17424718
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>>17424710

>> No.17424726

>>17424694
>strap baphomet waifu to my back
>inject myself with a near lethal dose of manticore venom
>she jerks me off
>ejaculate massively with the rage of a thousand suns
>the ejaculation is non-stop and comes out with a massive force
>the sheer force is enough to propel us into the sky, launching us to infinity and beyond


I'm sorry

>> No.17424729

>>17424726
>>>/b/

>> No.17424915

>>17424718
But how do you pleasure her anon?

>> No.17424916

>>17424715
Bob. He's been mentioned multiple times in this thread alone already.

>> No.17424919

>>17424915
I dunno,
polish her horn

>> No.17424921

Why is mamanobama so shit lads

>> No.17424925
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17424925

>>17424921
It's pretty great actually.

>> No.17424940

>>17424916
Bob doesn't even post here anymore, much less give this place attention you meme snorting melange chode.

>> No.17424943

>>17424715
shigydigy

>> No.17424945

>>17424940
;_;

>> No.17424947

>>17424940
It's not like they need to post here to be talked about either way.

>> No.17424950
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17424950

>Hey anon, wanna hang out?

>> No.17424956

>>17424950
Y-you too.

>> No.17424957

>>17424950
i wanna remove her eye patch and spike her drink

>> No.17424959

>>17424925
Nah it makes things too easy

>> No.17424961

>>17424950
Her anatomy looks way off from the original ushi-oni design.

>> No.17424962

>>17424959
I like it that way.

>> No.17424968

>>17424962
Alright, casual wimpyboy

>> No.17424969

>>17424947
That still doesn't answer my original question. Who is an active writer that is undeniably shit?

>> No.17424975

>>17424969
I never said they had to be active, you illiterate moron.

>> No.17424977

>>17424968
Perish at your leisure.

>> No.17424978

>>17424975
but you thought it

>> No.17424983

>>17424978
I didn't. You did.

>> No.17424984

>>17424983
we both did

>> No.17424987

>>17424950
I'm scared yet aroused.

>> No.17424988

>>17424950
Only if she puts on a shirt.

>> No.17425002

>>17424984
Caring about shitty writefags is like eating shit and saying you hate it while living in a neighborhood full of cooks who make food for free.

>> No.17425010

>>17425002
I dont think that works,
people need food to survive, they cant just stop.

>> No.17425014

Remember to enjoy yourself in Wonderland.

You can check out anytime you want but you can never leave.

>> No.17425017
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17425017

>>17424919

LEWD

>> No.17425019

>>17425014
But what if a cheshire just won't leave you alone, and even pranks you while you're sleeping, all the time tempting you to hatefuck her?

>> No.17425034

>>17425019
Then I'll tell her that I only dick smug cheshires with muscle or smug cuddle-cat tier girls.

>> No.17425070

>>17424108
Please sit on my face.

>> No.17425073

>You will never serve in the imperial mamono starfleet

>> No.17425082

>>17425073
I'm OK with that.
It's all fun and games till a P'Ork Kaptain raids your ship and runs into you as you prepare to hold the bridge from her and her grllz

>> No.17425092

>>17425082
Can't I just serve my Pharaoh/Automaton overlady?

>> No.17425099

>>17425082
As the personal attendant of an opportunistic demon officer, I would just join her in the lifepod


Drifting alone in space with a tall demon officer!

>> No.17425109

>>17424684
I only envision scenarios with lolis that are fitting for their size. It's a good thing they're better for everything else except girl big spoon and paizuri

>> No.17425114

>>17425092
But anon, she's just using you to steal the mortal women so she can eventually transfer her soul into their bodies!

>> No.17425121

>>17425114
Then all I need to do is convince her that her new metal body is beautiful.

>> No.17425122

>>17424950
What do I look like, some kind of Spiderman?

I can't hang out all the way up there with you.

>> No.17425138

>>17425121
But anon, as tough and strong as her new metal body is, it suffers one serious defect.

She can't get pregnant with your daughteru

>> No.17425147

>>17425138
Well maybe we can find a friendly gremlin to help us.

>> No.17425160

>>17425147
That Gremlin would be the richest women in the dynasty should she figure that out.

>> No.17425161

>>17425002
Yeah but out of all the shitty writefags I still say on a technical level Shoggocks and Alp are the worst, but that would of course imply either of them have actually written anything worth paying attention to

>> No.17425164

>>17425014
But geeting out is so easy, all you have to do is go in.

>> No.17425175

>>17425160
She could pick any man she wanted (apart from me) as part 1 of her reward.

>> No.17425211

A short story about a cupid and the origin of the Eros Paladin.
https://pastebin.com/G6HiedDd

>> No.17425219

Quickly anons I need the cutest thing you can think of! I need inspiration!

>> No.17425221
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17425221

>>17425219

>> No.17425241

>>17425219
Think about my daughteru.

>> No.17425260
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17425260

>>17425073
>>17425082
Brace yourself. The perils of the warp are many and unforgiving.


-Entry 506
>Major Anon of 5th Cadian Shock Troops in service of the Emperor's name
>High command has seen fit to supplement our ranks with subhuman felinids. Disgusting creatures but I can at least assume they'll make excellent meathsields
>Overheard the communications officer saying they received word of the transport shuttle having some issue during the warp jump before arriving in system. With any luck they're all dead and I don't have to think about it

-Entry 507
>Bad news, none of the felinids died in transit. Worse news, all of them have purple hair.
>NO ONE has purple hair, something's wrong, they've obviously been corrupted in the warp
>But of course that didn't stop his royal idiocy the Lord General from letting all of the blighters on board. Can't even voice my complaint without worrying about being shot around him though so now we're stuck with potentially contaminated troops.
>Even the non felinids look a little of- wait why aren't there any men among the reinforcements? It's probably nothing but worries me nonetheless. At least the other female officers look human enough, but why are they all wearing hats? Oh Lord Emperor tell me they're not ALL commissars

-Entry 508
>Fuckmothering mushrooms goddamn everywhere; Caught Eddy trying to eat a few the crazy bastard.
>I bet those warp damned reinforcements brought them on board. Some birds too by the sound of it, I hear them chirping way up in the hanger just out of sight. Catch glimpses of pink or some shit so they've evolved without fear of predators. Which probably means they breed like rats for all I know. Jackson found an egg too, size of a goddamn munitions crate... for a Baneblade.
>Only made worse by the fact these damn half cats just keep giggling everytime one of us raises a stink about it. Treat it lake an inside joke, like they probably know something we don't about it, filthy demihumans.
>They got the lord general on their side somehow too, he comes down hard on us for giving them any lip. Stops short of shooting us only because that one female commissar keeps pulling him back to the command room to discuss "strategy". Like I don't know a man getting his dick wet when I see one, he practically sprints with her to the bridge
>AND WHY DO THE FELINIDS ALL HAVE PURPLE FUCKING HAIR? Is no one else honestly alarmed by this?!?

-ENTRY 50-FUCKIT
>EMPEROR PRESERVE ME, THEY AREN'T HUMAN!
>None of them were, they never were! Woke up to the sounds of screams and moaning
>The egg cracked open and some amorphous blob is pinning Jackson to his bunk. I'll never forget the look of shock and betrayal on his face, poor man could barely breathe
>Mushrooms blocking most of the wide hallways now. Any groups of men making a run for it just get herded into those damn... mushroom commissars what the hell. At least Lorg Shitwit got what was coming to him if his sidepiece is anything like these
>Some of the men must have gone insane from shock, they look as though their enjoying their demise.
>I've locked myself in a supply closet, but damnation I forgot my pistol in the rush to cover. Where's that laughter coming from... OH GOD, SHE'S IN THE VE-
>"NYAAHahahaaaan, I found you!~<3"

>> No.17425271

>>17425219
Winterstown Wendigos waiting for the school bus

>> No.17425276

>>17425211
I wish writefaggots would stop trying to expand the stories of characters like Eros Paladin and the Bookstore Guy.

>> No.17425283

>>17425260
>Cadian guardsman screaming as he's pulled into the vents by a cheshire.

Truly these creatures are the greatest threat to the imperium.

>> No.17425286

>>17425276
Sorry

>> No.17425296
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17425296

>>17425219
Monstergirl sleepovers!

>> No.17425315

>>17425219

Little manticore girl trying to get across to the boy she has trouble talking to that she likes him by wrapping her tail around his hand while keeping her eyes glued to the ground and blushing in embarrassment.

>> No.17425317

>>17425271
>MGC South Park
>Stacy Marsh the Wendingo
>Kylie Broflowski the Tanuki
>Erica Cartman the "big boned" White Horn
>Kelly McCormick the Yeti
I'd pay good money to see this.

>> No.17425318

>>17425260
>Emperor
>Not god empress

>> No.17425330

>>17425317

>Winston Testaburger comes up and says hi
>Stacy Awawawa's and falls over

>> No.17425331

>>17425283

>you will never work alone on a mostly automated space station in deep space
>the station will never get hit by a drifting shoggoth
>you will never get a "it's in the vents" moment

>tfw no space maid

>> No.17425332

>>17424713
Dammit Los, I'm at work. Why must you be so cruel?

>> No.17425335

>>17425331
Watching her squelch across the ceiling is cute.

>> No.17425337

>>17425317
>Oh my god, they raped Kelly!
>You bastards!

>> No.17425341
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>>17425219

>> No.17425343

>>17425317
>that episode when everyone finds out that Kelly was a cuddles dealer to help pay her family's bills

>> No.17425358
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17425358

>>17425332
Your punishment must be more severe.

>> No.17425359

>>17425276
To be fair, threadcanon characters are more memes than characters.

>> No.17425384

>>17425337

Kelly should be an elf.
>Every episode Kelly gets brutally raped
>Ends with her in a puddle of quaterback/thug/villain of the day spooge and smiling with half lidded eyes
>Wakes up the next morning in bed completely virginal
>The Shoggoth representative tells Kelly's mother this needs to stop happening.
>We had a pact about this Mrs. McCormick. You can't just turn your back on the cult of Shib Niggurath you have responsibilities to us and your child.
>Big tittied Milfasaurus of an elf in a black and pink nightgown spits in the Shog's face and gives a rednecky "Don't tell me how to raise muh kids."

>> No.17425386

>>17425331
>Go from terrified of her to dependent on her in relatively short order
>Resupply vessel shows up
>It's crewed by two women
>[Irritated eldritch chittering intensifies]
>The women go missing in short order
>She tells you they left
>Their ship is still docked with the station
>"They walked"

>> No.17425391

>>17425386
>They walked

Good for them. I hear it's great exercise.

>> No.17425394
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>>17422080

>> No.17425410
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17425410

>>17425219
Holstaur daughteru getting her first bell.

>> No.17425416

>>17425386
The missing ship would raise alarm and put my comfy life in danger!

>> No.17425472

>>17425410
Fact: There is no cuter image than this.

>> No.17425475

>>17425386
>"They walked"
https://youtu.be/_V2sBURgUBI

Space-Station: Shoggoth will return after these short words from our sponsers!

>> No.17425479

>>17425271
Does Traffic Guard Whitehorn race by before they get on and give them each snacks?
And is the school bus actually just the Snowsandworm letting them ride on her back?

>> No.17425543
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17425543

>>17422080

>> No.17425549
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17425549

>>17425410
>>17425472
What about a holstaur baby playing with mommy's bell?

>> No.17425551

>>17425543
Gonna grope that Onis middle.
Strongfat a best.

>> No.17425560

>>17425549
when does she get a bell of her own?

>> No.17425571

I have this strange fantasy of being chained up and helpless as an MG traces a finger along my face and chest, ~ufufuing as she does so.

Any idea which species might do such a thing?

>> No.17425577

>>17425560
Four or five maybe?

>> No.17425587
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17425587

>>17425551
It's very nice

>> No.17425596

>>17425571
Vampire

>> No.17425607

>>17425571
Dark elf.

>> No.17425609

>>17425587
That it is.

I kinda want a strongfat spider to snatch me up

>> No.17425615

>>17425577
or maybe it can be given after a rite of passage

>> No.17425624

>>17425596
That definitely fits with the part where she drags her claws against my chest, pausing to lick the blood off her nails before cupping my face with both hands and going in for a deep kiss.

All the while I struggle helplessly against my shackles.

>> No.17425639
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17425639

Magical old hag lolis.

>> No.17425667
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17425667

>>17425479
Pizza for the hungry Wendis at the bus stop

>> No.17425693

>>17425667
She's gonna be their bestest friend.

>> No.17425696

>>17425639
>loli
>with those tits

>> No.17425708

>>17425667
Such a nice young lady helping those cute clumsy kids!
She's also completely babycrazy, right?

>> No.17425712

>>17425607
>>17425596
>>17425624

Is it weird that I usually go for vanilla, but I have this side of myself that can't resist some bdsm femdom?

>> No.17425719
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17425719

>>17425712
>femdom

>> No.17425728

>>17425719
I draw the line at that stuff. I think it's the macho-adrenaline aspect that I'm drawn to.

>> No.17425731
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17425731

>>17425719
So I was playing pic related, and made me wonder: Do bird-type MGs preen? What about half-bird types like Kikis?

>> No.17425748

>>17425731
The harpy family probably does, but I'm not too sure about Kiki's. Then again it would make sense for them to be overly concerned about cleanliness.

Poor Kiki's trying to get dust out of their feathers after a long day of cleaning

>> No.17425766

>>17425543
Look at that big, soft beer belly.

>> No.17425768
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17425768

>>17425719
Gentle femdom is where it's at. Trampling/ball stomping shit is sick and wrong.

>> No.17425769

>>17425728
>Imagine getting jacked up on mamonomana like it's fucking crack
>Challenge a Salamander to a fight
>She completely wipes the floor with you
>Bones are close to breaking but you feel no pain at all as you get back up and ready to go

>> No.17425770
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17425770

>>17424296
Wonder if you could convince one to switch back on a semipermanent basis.

>> No.17425772

>>17425768
as ive found out recently, a little pain does enhance things,
its like adding salt to something sweet.

>> No.17425773

>>17424296
Dragon form is CUTE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCqLDBgaBkM

>> No.17425775

>>17425766
Shove your face into that belly and motorboat it while she tries to compose herself.

>> No.17425779

>>17425768
Oddly enough, gfd just makes me cry, and momdom is even worse.

It's like an antidepressant that increases the risk of suicide.

I prefer vanilla, or femdom avoiding roughness around the groin.

>> No.17425789

>>17425773
I want to do that to a sandworm.

>> No.17425790

>>17425779
>Oddly enough, gfd just makes me cry, and momdom is even worse.
explain

>> No.17425802

>>17425789
I know in the dune novels, water was extremely poisonous to sandworms in their adult stage..

>> No.17425804

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for haughty, gold scaled dragon lolis.

They'll 'oh ho ho' at you while flaunting their wealth while their older sister tells you its a phase that they go through.

She's not apologizing, mind you, but simply informing you that gold dragons are haughty little girls before they calm down into more wise and proud women.

>> No.17425811

>>17425804
That's a normal thing all dragons do even after they grow up, though in most cases they start flaunting something else.

>> No.17425815

>>17425811
But golds are supposed to be the goodest of good girls!

Wise councilors that exposite sage advice.

A gold dargon loli acting that haughty is unbecoming of her flight!

>> No.17425822

>>17425815
Even when big they still show off, you just ahve to notice it. Typical dragon things.

>> No.17425824
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17425824

>>17425549
Also extremely cute.

>> No.17425826
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17425826

Do you think MG kids make fun of each other?

Kids are vicious after all, god forbid kids partly made from literal monsters.

Like instead of throwing around gay as an insult they'd use Alp and what not. And Sabbath girls get made fun of all their life.

Like Baby Doll but scarier.

>> No.17425827

>>17425790
Catharsis is good, but gfd causes me to overdo it. Took my quite a while to notice how much of a weakness I have to it, but breaking down in tears is not what i consider a good time.

Momdom ups it to eleven, and I feel like a waste of a human being, since maturity is very much about becoming independent from others, especially our parents.

At its core, I'm exposing myself to another in a manner I don't agree with, which is very much the root of the emotional damage associated with rape. No amount of physical pleasure can make up for that.

>> No.17425834

>>17425822
Well, they have a smug smile but thats just because they dispensed knowledge.

Nothing wrong with that right?

>> No.17425841

>>17425834
Anything can have a smug smile. The knowledge they possess are only one of the things they can show off, but once you start noticing the others it's too late.

>> No.17425845

>>17425826
Yep

>> No.17425848

>>17425826
Of course. KIDS ARE CRUEL, JACK

>> No.17425862

>>17425826
I can see the more " Human" ones getting bullied by the more inhuman ones, over jealousy on how they;re more accepted and have an easier time fitting in society. Maybe humans would bully them as well knowing it'd be hard for them to fight back without serve punishment.

>> No.17425880

>>17425804
>>17425815
Haughty lolis are for teaching they're still mere female [species] deep down.

>> No.17425893

>>17425880
Preferably through anal?

>> No.17425904
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17425904

>>17425827
Apologies for psuedo-bloggfagging. Have some delicious hybrid ass

>> No.17425911

>>17425904
>Fox lich
It's what I've always wanted

>> No.17425929

>>17425904
>Fox is smug
>Lich has no emotion

How do?

>> No.17425933

>>17425929
The tails and ears would be very emotive.

>> No.17425938

>>17425929
If Mantis can be genki, I think all bets are off as far as emotional restrictions.

>> No.17425947
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17425947

>>15323249
>>17341048

She was just there to make sure the weather was perfect for the wedding. He was there as the groom's best man. They didn't know about the popular alternative to "tossing the bouquet"...

>> No.17425955

>>17425947
I see Bar Owner Oni got married. Good for her.

>> No.17425962

>>17425947
Love sometimes just falls right into your upper back

>> No.17425971

>>17425947
It's nice that LN's Ryu finally gets some love. I thought she'd be forever single on account of being one of his only MGs with a DERP face instead of a proper one.

>> No.17425972

>>17425955
She finally found the man that could drink an entire gallon of her special alcohol without immediately passing out.

>> No.17425991

>>17425947
Stalker Ushi in the crowd

>> No.17425999

>>17425893
>Preferably through anal?
The gentle teaching kind, to show them what their bodies are made for in an undeniably enjoyable way.

>> No.17426065

>>17424108
This is adorable as hell. I want to become childhood friends with a demon girl by signing her first contract from when we're in kindergarten. Later on when we've grown up, She can use it as a way to confess to me as I pull her into a kiss, telling her of course I'll be her boyfriend.

>> No.17426078
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17426078

Reminder that all of you are good people who should really just have a nice day. Oh, also your waifu is a good girl who loves you.

>> No.17426087

>>17426078
Lies! Lies, all of it!

>> No.17426101

>>17426078
Houris are massively underrated.

>> No.17426105

>>17426101
criminally cosplay-tier though

>> No.17426108

How can your wife claim to love you if she won't even eliminate whorish insects that get too close to you?

>> No.17426111

>>17426105
Nothing wrong with that. It's a brown loli, what's not to like?

>> No.17426116

>>17426078
>>17426105
They have magic virginity and best-girlfriend-ever powers, thats good enough for me

>> No.17426121

>>17426108
Which insects are the most whorish?

>> No.17426146

>>17426078
God I just wish I could live a comfy carefree life with a Demon in a sweater.

>> No.17426161

>>17426078
What's going through this Houri hunnie's head?

>> No.17426172

>>17426161
Thoughts of how much she loves you and how happy she is to have you.
Wonders about if you'll like the hot chocolate she made for you.
Excited thoughts about how the two of you are going to snuggle after you get done drinking.
Probably a couple plans for a cute date.
Maybe a scheme to surprise you with a kiss or some other act of affection.
You know, important stuff.

>> No.17426175

>>17424713
>he's been throwing his soul by the gauntlet
I want to think I helped inspire this
>Ultimately... it was I who put those events into motion
Warhammer? Please tell me that I'm not crazy and have imagined a bunch of warhammer references.

Good chapter. I think it took a bit for Melanie to come across as a fleshed-out villain, but she finally seems like a real character.

>> No.17426188

>>17426172
You know, maybe I was wrong about suicide bombings...

>> No.17426191

>>17426172
I need to see a Houri in sweatpants and [my shirt] for maximum perfect gf potential

>> No.17426198

>>17426175
>I want to think I helped inspire this
Are you the one who also said she just stared by the sidelines? Because yes
>Please tell me that I'm not crazy and have imagined a bunch of warhammer references
Gabriel Angelos

I trust I made Victoria shine with this chapter focused on her side of things rather than Indrick's, right?

>> No.17426237

>>17426198
>Are you the one
Yeah.
>Gabriel Angelos
I love you.

You outdid yourself. This is easily ties for my favorite chapter. While reading it, I really felt like I could understand what was driving her. The way you handled her leading her own final stand was a fantastic mirror to what Indrick went through, knowing they were doomed. I thought to myself "holy shit, she's just like Indrick. Go get them." Opposite sides of the same coin now that she's lost her youthful innocence.

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>>17426237
You're spoiling me rotten with those compliments, anon.

>> No.17426272

>>17426264
I want to rape you

>> No.17426279
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17426279

>>17421805
Yes I am.

>> No.17426281
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>>17426272
Eh

>> No.17426315

>>17426264
>>17426272
I want to rape her too.

>> No.17426314

This took an odd turn.

>> No.17426318

>>17426121
The kind that are physically capable of engaging in heterosexual intercourse with her husband.

>> No.17426321

>>17426318
good gravy those are lewd insects

>> No.17426334
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17426334

Lilim hour?

>> No.17426342

>>17426334
What's with the OC lilim pushing? Is it just because they're the strongest monsters?

>> No.17426347

>>17426334
I've always imagined lilims as being porn stars, running a special porn company that somehow has magic embedded into the films, and when someone plays a video of her, it corrupts them and in turn, monsterizes them, or in the case of men, turns them into incubi.

>> No.17426356

>>17426315
What hole you want?

>>17426281
I want to rape you. Consensual sex and selling yourself to me as a slave are also very appealing to me, but equally unlikely I imagine

>> No.17426357

>>17426342
I just write stories using the charters I make no more, no less

I've been gearing up to write about corruption stuff for sometime now, and lilims are the best for that

>> No.17426363

>>17426356
Ass or pussy, doesn't matter to me.

>> No.17426366

>>17426347
Most Lilims would be too busy doing their thing, but the Lilims who love attention would quickly become megastars
You wouldn't be able to browse TV channels without her popping up somewhere. She'd be the role model for every young monster girls out there

>> No.17426374

>>17426357
>>17426334

I want a lilim to accidentally sent herself into sexual slavery through a flubbed contract, to a nearly asexual man who's as dense as lead!

>> No.17426381

>>17426363
Dibs on pussy. Normally I'd really ass but I really want to try to get her pregnant

>> No.17426385

>>17426334
KC released the lilim profile on my birthday. Does that mean I'll get a lilim as a waifu when the portals open up?

>> No.17426386

>>17426342
>OC lilim
What's with this meme? There's like three of them that get written about, and Victoria is the only one featured consistently in (a single series) stories here. ELH brings out Illassa once in a blue moon, and I can think of only two stories with Selene.

It's a bad meme, pushed by idiots who complain about lilims and the eat up stories featuring FOTM girl or one of the ever-present crowd favorites.

>> No.17426392

>>17426381
Sounds like a plan. When one of us screws her from behind the other gets a blowjob, and then we trade off.

>> No.17426396

>>17426386
It should tell you something that complaining about "donut steelims xDDD" is orders of magnitude more common than the characters themselves.

>> No.17426395

So if the portals are supposed to open in October, when in October will they happen?

I can't take much more of this.

>> No.17426400

>>17426385
>portals opening up ever

Naive fool.

>> No.17426405

>>17426395
Definitely Halloween so nobody suspects anything when a sexy cosplay girl spends the night with them.

>> No.17426410

>>17426392
You can keep the mouth. I'm getting this bitch knocked up if my balls fall off from trying

>>17426400
It's nice to have fantasies

>> No.17426423

>>17426395
There's Halloween, and then there's the 5th which is the full moon. The full moon is also on my birthday and I know it's probably silly to hope so much, but I can't help it.

>> No.17426430

>>17426405
Wow that'd be a great story

Still, I'd totally suspect something. No sexy cosplay girl would ever want anything to do with me

>> No.17426432

Does your waifu prefer Ketchup or Mayonnaise?

>> No.17426443

>>17426423
Why, is your waifu a wolfu?

>> No.17426444

>>17426432
I think in this thread everyone's waifu would prefer the world covered in sticky white stuff instead of blood

>> No.17426456

>>17426443
She's a Kobold, so I'm don't know if that counts. The full moon isn't just for wolfus though, all monstergirls get extra horny on the full moon.

>> No.17426465

>>17426444
Did someone say blood?

>> No.17426469

>>17426432
Barbecue Sauce

>> No.17426475

>>17426456
>KDF's birthday is october 5
>a full moon
Is this the meme magic we've been waiting for?

>> No.17426487

>>17426430
>Monster Girl in trying to fit into human society undercover
>"I've got to act like one of this dimension's females"
>Hello Anon! Do you want to go to a StarryBucks with me? We can look at phones or discuss being virgins which I also am as well. Boy, I sure do love celibacy and hiding my interest in males!
>Uh, sure lady.
>"NAILED IT. He doesn't suspect a thing"

>> No.17426492

>>17426475
pls no

>> No.17426499

>>17426475
How would you feel in you knew KDF was responsible for getting you with your waifu?

>> No.17426509

>>17426499

We'd probably start a religion.

>> No.17426516

>>17426475
I have conflicting feelings about this.
>>17426499
Very conflicting ones.

>> No.17426540

>>17426499
Fine as long as there isn't some BS fetish of his that comes with it
>"Unfortunately, my quantum state is unstable. That's why I must constantly wear this BDSM gimp suit to anchor me to this dimension"

Something stupid like that

>> No.17426541

>>17426487
That would make a great setting for a fish-out-of-water comedy. An assortment of MGs attempting to infiltrate human society and the wacky hijinks they get into on account of misunderstandings.

>> No.17426543

>>17426499
The guy's got shit taste, but if he was able to unite us with our waifus, I might be able to a fake a "nice artwork" comment or something the next time he posts that retarded latex shit.

>> No.17426546

>>17426499
As long as she's my perfect waifu I don't care how I get her.

>> No.17426554

Who would win in a fight? The Primarchs from WH40K or the Lilims?

>> No.17426586

>>17426541
>Sabbath-Head Baphomet trying to fit into and take over Elementary School a la Invader Zim
I love it.

>> No.17426587

>>17426554
According to MGE's author, the happy end plotshield that prevents suffering is infalliable. Unlike WH40K's authors, which have indicated Primachs are falliable and that the Imperium eventually dies.

>> No.17426595

>>17426587
Essentially, de facto BonoboBanana right?

>> No.17426607

>>17426587

Which would win? MGEs guaranteed happy ending, or 40ks guaranteed grimdarkness?

>> No.17426611
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Summer needs to hurry up and end already.

>> No.17426614

>>17426607
How about grimdark for humanity and the order, but happy endings for the monsters and their husbands? Technically a bad end, because the monsters win, but people are okay with it.

>> No.17426619

>>17426607
>>17426614
Fuck off.

>> No.17426620
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>>17426546
>KDF unites you with your perfect waifu
>You both fall in love
>Go on dates
>Eventually get married
>Have a beautiful daughter
>She's almost ten
>One day you're playing with her
>Your wife walks in, a glowing smile on her face
>"My oh my, you're getting so big!"
>"One day you'll be old enough to fuck your father!"

>> No.17426629

>>17426611
No! The little monster children want more summer vacation.You don't want an army of upset daughterus do you?

>> No.17426632

>>17426499
KDF is a pretty nice guy so I could trust him to not do anything unsavory. If she truly is my perfect waifu I wouldn't need to worry in the first place, but still.

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>>17426611

I forgot to make it bigger.

>>17426629

They'll be fine. Heat makes me tired and moody.

>> No.17426638

>>17424713
Ayy. Hard to believe it's almost over. It will be a full year as of the 16th if you don't include Do lawyers Come From Hell. I'm a bit sad that it's ending desu. How does it feel?

>> No.17426645

>>17426620
Stop that! Cat daughterus are meant to receive dad jokes and cat puns! Not your dick!

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>>17426645
I agree with anon, who would ever want to fuck this?

>> No.17426663

>>17426634
Oh boy, Winterstown news has the cutest Rata reporter!

>> No.17426664

>>17426629
But Anon by daughters are very studious.

>> No.17426682

>>17426620
>already 10
>one day you will be big enough
What the fuck. That's already old as fuck

>> No.17426693
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17426693

Alright, who ate the fried tofu?

>> No.17426697

>>17426693

I mean, I can always make more...

>> No.17426705

>>17426682
I dunno man I'm not a daughter fucker, I'm not sure what the optimum daughter fucking age is.

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>>17426693
I did.

>> No.17426732

>>17426693
>You'll never have a powerful, evil wife who's kept in check by the fact that she can't resist fawning all over you whenever the two of you are together

>> No.17426758

>>17426693
Those are some impressive tails.

>> No.17426844

>>17426693
Nice ears.

>> No.17426908
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>>17426844
Big ears are made for teasing.

>> No.17426964

>>17426908
Dick. Taco.

>> No.17426992
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17426992

Monster girls with monstrous skin are vastly underrated. Especially aquatic species.

>> No.17427001

>>17426992
Slippery and slimy!

>> No.17427029

>>17426992
I recognise that ray.

>> No.17427100

>>17427001
Slimy cuddles are the best.

>> No.17427149

Be careful when introducing female family members to your maid(s), as responses can range from normal to attempting to put said family members to work around the house. Rare instances of attempts to transform them into monster girls have been recorded, as well.

>> No.17427158

>A hellhound that gives you sad puppy eyes when the last of the barbecue is gone.
Could you resist the urge to surprise hug her?

>> No.17427170

>>17427149
I think a Kiki would sooner sudoku than get someone to work in their stead.

>> No.17427177

>>17423724
>Human-monster ratio has never been stated.
It's been said that "Humans are the most numerous species in the world", although we don't know whether this means that the sum number of humans exceeds the sum number of monsters, or whether the sum number of humans exceeds the number of the largest monster species (devil bugs?)

>> No.17427200

>>17427158
They feel like the type that would just go and get more if they wanted more, but if she's doing that she wants you to go do it so that she can hug you, pat your head, and say 'good boy' when you bring back her favorites.

>> No.17427369

>>17427200
it always tastes better when someone you love cooks it for you

>> No.17427464

Wights with Australian accents.

>> No.17427489

>>17427464
>not crocodile girls
>in the Australian outback gear and hat (you know which)
>"Crikey! Look at the size of the cock!"

>> No.17427501

>>17427177
That's kinda what I ment.
#humans > #monsters doesn't tell us shit. Could be 1:10 like the first one Said , could be 1:100 or even 1:2. We just don't know. I like the Idea if 1:10 tho, it's a good number.

>> No.17427507

>>17427464
Wights That are deredere when it's only the two of you in a room.

>> No.17427509

>>17427489
Fuck off, we're full.

>> No.17427514

>>17427464
>Brown Wights painted with white stripes and blowing on long, droning horns all day
Suggestive.

>> No.17427525

>>17427489
Reminder that no matter how bad the outback Monster Girls are at least they aren't Harpy Bin Chickens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE

>> No.17427585

>>17427464
I only like my wights in two flavours, English or German.

>> No.17427678

>>17427585
German wights sound intriguing.

>> No.17427725 [DELETED] 

>>17427678
Would she be constantly upset because she can't fit into her old SS uniform anymore?

>> No.17427737 [DELETED] 

>>17427725
Well, that specific uniform wouldn't do much for my anyways, so that's no big loss. But yes.

>> No.17427761

>>17426634
TONIGHT on Winterstown News

Tourists flock to town to beat the heat and go skiing
The Snuggle Scouts rescue a record 6 people in one day
And news on the young Ice Queen, spooking her lands you in a block of ice?

More at 5 as this news reporter thaws out

>> No.17427771

>>17427678
German is a great accent for girls like Wights.

A pair of black high heels are not optional.

>> No.17427781 [DELETED] 

>>17427737
>Well, that specific uniform wouldn't do much for my anyways
Nigga I'm Jewish and I'd love for an ex war criminal Wight to tie me down and conduct as many experiments as she wants to my pelvic region.

>> No.17427786 [DELETED] 

>>17427781
Well, when you put it like that it sounds a bit exciting.

>> No.17427800 [DELETED] 

>>17427781
She has ways of making you talk huh? That's pretty hot.

>> No.17427820

>>17427761
>The Snuggle Scouts rescue a record 6 people in one day
I know a few Yetis who are getting extra cuddles tonight!

>> No.17427827 [DELETED] 

>>17427781
Alright, but they're all going to involve a certain pesticide.

>> No.17427866

Are the mofu mafia and yakuza foxes the same thing?

>> No.17427868

>>17427585
The best flavour of Wight is 10 years old and pear-shaped.

>> No.17427873
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>>17425845
>>17425848
>>17425862
Here's your reward. Don't squander it.

>> No.17427885

>>17425947
So that's where the "It's Spring", Fall, and Winter Ushi went.

>> No.17427893

>>17427866
One is has a western aesthetic and the other has an eastern aesthetic. They war over which is better to this day. So try not to ask that around any of them.

>> No.17427895

>>17427873
I just love happy endings.

>> No.17427923

>>17427873
Now she just needs a little meat.

Tubby cows are cutest cow.

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>>17425773
How far would you go to protect her when she reverts back and is now a battle scar covered waifu.

>> No.17427946

>>17421589
arnt most lubricants meant for sex water based?

>> No.17427947

>>17427868
I'd sacrifice my left leg for more Wights from Nav.

>> No.17427970
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17427970

Flat Wight best Wight.

>> No.17427973

>>17427970
>her face when she caught you stealing her pudding

>> No.17427976

>>17427970
Naizuri best zuri.

>> No.17427999
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17427999

>I got you in my sights!

>> No.17428001

>>17427976
>insubstance is better than substance
Really makes one ponder

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>>17427976
This is also true.

>> No.17428016
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>>17427970
Flat Wights are perfect.
>>17427976
Naizuri is great but best zuri is naizuri and paizuri at the same time.

>> No.17428021

>>17427999
We're all wurms now

>> No.17428025

>>17427976
Best zuri is shirizuri

>> No.17428048

>>17428007
>>17428025
I need this plain goat's small buttocks wrapped around my dick.

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>>17427976
you are a man of great taste

>> No.17428163

>>17427976
Wrong. Best zuri is paizuri with a vacuum blowjob.

>> No.17428198

>>17428163
The naizuri version is better.

>> No.17428215

>>17428016
Imagine a loli wight on her knees giving you a handjob with both hands and ghost claws and being smug about it. Then you cum all over flat chest, collarbones and face, she goes "Kyaah" and falls backwards on her ass, and just stares at you for a moment with a look of mixed shock, humiliation and arousal on her face

>> No.17428217

>>17428163
>vacuum blowjob
Please don't, I'm having vietnam flashbacks of that queen bee h anime.

>> No.17428230

>>17428215
I'd have no choice but to pounce on her and mating press at that point. That sort of thing would push me over the edge.

>> No.17428237

>>17428163
This man is correct. Furthermore, his answer i the only correct one.

Remember folks, she doesn't really love you if her face isn't buried in her huge tits, with her lips wrapped around your cock.

>> No.17428245

>>17428230
You aren't allowed to mating press Wights.
>captcha: peachtree

>> No.17428252

>>17428245
You aren't helping, not being allowed makes it more tempting.

>> No.17428263

>>17428252
Well it's illegal. You can prone bone her instead, she'd prefer it that way.

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>>17428163
>vacuum blowjob.

>> No.17428269

>>17427999
what Wurms are actually smart and their silly behavior is just trick to get human boys into lewd situations?

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>>17428163
>vacuum blowjob
You called?

>> No.17428277

>>17426693
the only way I've been able to make tofu that I ciuld enjoy eating was dehyrdrating them into crunchy chunks.

>> No.17428280

>>17428263
What's she going to do, throw me in the dungeon? It'd be too late for that once my seed was in her womb.

Spirit energy addiction is serious stuff.

>> No.17428286

>>17428271
How many times would she suck me off before she released her grip on my base?

>> No.17428295
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17428295

>>17428280
I'm addicted to my waifu's stuff

>> No.17428296

>>17428280
>What's she going to do
force you to watch the emoji movie

>> No.17428306

>>17428295
>venomous virgin CC
I bet she's so insecure about her inexperience that she's pump her partner so full of venom he'd cum from a stiff breeze.

>> No.17428315

>>17428280
You can fill her womb as much as you want, you just have to do it via prone boning.

>> No.17428326

>>17428315
I want to prone bone a kuu loli who can't control her face when she's getting penetrated so she doesn't let me see her lewd ahegao.

>> No.17428329

>>17428295
As any husband should be.
>>17428296
I was planning on doing a drinking game with it anyway.
>>17428315
Most of the time it would be but mating pressing a loli wight is too much to resist doing at least once.

>> No.17428339

>>17428230
If you do that right away you'll miss the part where she tries to stammer out some kind of a "why did you do that, you idiot" complaint, while wiping some of stuff on her hand and stopping to stare at her fingers.

>>17428315
Face-down ass-up doggystyle while holding both hands with her is the superior option.

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>>17428295
>The lamia from this file is the Bush Viper
>Injects you with so much venom that even the Succubus doctor wonders if some kind of demonic magic wasn't involved with how your balls are basically grapefruits filled to the brim with seed
>Can't bear the idea of raping herself pregnant on you
>Wants to be a good housewife, tries her hardest to help ease your suffering with tailjobs, handjobs, blowjobs, naizuri rubbings, etc.
>Until her instincts take over and she bites you again while coiling around and telling you Neither one of your are going to stop until she's fertilized at least three eggs

>> No.17428362

>>17428346
>no fangjobs
What a pleb, no wonder she can't get a husband. Everyone knows you need the hair of the dog that bit you.

>> No.17428376

>>17428346
Give me the baby crazy lamias RIGHT NOW

>> No.17428379

>>17428346
Shark snu snu > mafia girl > the rest

>> No.17428381

>>17428346
>almost at CC age
> Cuddly Sweater
>Motherly
>wants children

Why the fuck would you pick anyone else?

>> No.17428390
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17428390

Working on a bunch of stuff for other people, but got some time to start working on a snake mom

>> No.17428408

>>17428390
>thick tail
Jesus anon that's good

>> No.17428416

>>17428346
That snake is literally perfection

>> No.17428418
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Which MGs are likely to give me a black eye or handprint bitchslap me if I resist rape, then keep on raping me under the implied threat of getting hit further if I dont behave?
>Cause thats my fetish

>> No.17428420

>>17428390
>W I D E tail

Yes

>> No.17428423

>>17428362
Well, I mean. I like to downplay my more... extreme fetishes. I mean, I do enjoy the idea of rubbing my pecker against the long curved edges of a waifu's fangs without penetration,
or having her inject aphrodisiac venom into the urethra so that the testes and shaft both feel like they're lit with an unholy fire as her machinations do their work.

But then, I shouldn't say much more because I have fapped to Elesh Norn and the Barker Cenobites before.

>> No.17428424

>>17424549
Must be hard looking in mirrors.

>> No.17428428

>>17428418
Amazons and Ogres.

>> No.17428432

>>17428339
>If you do that right away you'll miss the part where she tries to stammer out some kind of a "why did you do that, you idiot" complaint, while wiping some of stuff on her hand and stopping to stare at her fingers.
You make a good point, letting her finish the complaint is only right.

>> No.17428434

>>17428428
Hellhounds too (but likely only the first rape when they first seize control over him)

>> No.17428443

>>17428346
No offense but this CYOA is shit

>> No.17428452

>>17428428
>Amazon
No

>> No.17428458

>>17428443
I wasn't the one that created it but that's your opinion and you're welcome to it. Most CYOAs are shit.

>> No.17428460

>>17428452
Battered Amazon husband detected.

>> No.17428467

>>17428346
Akrisia is perfect, I want her.
>>17428443
What makes you say that?

>> No.17428475

>>17428326
She'd bury her face into a pillow and you'd hear nothing but her muffled moans

>> No.17428476

>>17428346
>Cute dragongirl available
>She's a literal attempted murderer and should legitimately be in jail
Fuck me.

>> No.17428480

>>17428443
Well, it's not a CYOA. There's no adventure, or anything beyond "who wud u fuk"

>> No.17428492

>>17428480
That's a CYOA too

>> No.17428500

>>17428492
Sucking your own dick is a CYOA too
Also greentexts and serial stories, because the writers often take comments into account for the next parts

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>>17428423
>without penetration
Weak.

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>>17428492
People have gotten where they call it that here lately but it's not. Choose Your Own Adventure. It's a story with multiple choices, not fuck marry kill.

>> No.17428513

>>17428346
Damn I'm not sure I want any of these, that's a first

>> No.17428518

>>17428510
That's not the issue at all, stupid. The issue is they're all shit.

>> No.17428540

>>17428518
>That's a shitty CYOA
>It ain't even a CYOA

Nobody ever disputed it wasn't shit. But it's like pointing at a car and saying "that's a shitty airplane"

>> No.17428546

>>17428295
Someone have the rest of these saved, please please please

>> No.17428556

How do monstergirls with paws eat finger food without getting their fur all dirty and messy?

>> No.17428557

>>17428556
Claw tips.

>> No.17428565

>>17428546
I only have mine sorry

>> No.17428589

>>17428556
They have their husband feed it to them

>> No.17428595

>>17428556
They don't. Just one of the setbacks of being born without hands.

>> No.17428602

>>17428540
It's a cyoa. You choose the girl from a strict selection and then the adventure is in your imagination. What will happen to the two of you?

>> No.17428604

>>17428432
What's the position called that's missionary but with her legs folded like in mating press or atleast knees up, anyway? Because that would be good for pulling out and shooting all over her again

>> No.17428625

>>17428602
Anon, that's not how that works.

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>> No.17428706

https://twitter.com/KSuke_monss/status/893827279272398848
This is the consequences of feeding your wife concentrated Holst milk.

>> No.17428714

>>17428625
It actually is though

>> No.17428731
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17428731

Are the anons wanting to rape me gone?

>> No.17428744

>>17428706
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.17428759

>>17428744
It is
I'm going to have to put her down like old yeller

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>>17427781
>Nigga I'm Jewish

>> No.17428767 [DELETED] 

>>17428762
Fuck off Bollocks with your /pol/ shit

>> No.17428772 [DELETED] 

>>17428767
Cry more

>> No.17428783 [DELETED] 

>>17428762
I wonder what kind of monster girl would a captain America like hero be.

>> No.17428784 [DELETED] 

>>17428762
>Not wearing a short skirt or jodhpurs
The rest of the uniform is also equally uninspiring.

>> No.17428789 [DELETED] 

>>17428767
>Got called Bollocks
I suppose I should add that to a list of achievements or something

>> No.17428790 [DELETED] 

>>17428762
I want her to step on me.
>>17428767
>jewish guy is fine with it
>someone else gets upset
Tumblr is calling, you have to go back.

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>>17424578
Because they are pretty much the dream girl of any protectionfag.
>Ultra dom
>Very doting
>The most or among the most protective MGs of them all
>She is a guard/guardian
>Made for combat
>A+ breasts
>Just by seeing her you know she can beat the crap out of almost anyone
>See you like a precious fragile porcelain art
She only lacks muscles to be 10/10 perfect.

>> No.17428801

>>17428796
>A+ breasts
So she's flat as fuck then?

>> No.17428820

>>17428731
Not my fault you make any men offer their bodies from catching a glimpse of yourself.

>> No.17428822

>>17428801
A+ as in the grade.

>> No.17428826

Muscled weresheep and a tubby hellhound.

Those are the girls for me.

>> No.17428828

>>17428822
>A+ as in the grade.
So she's flat as fuck then?

>> No.17428830

>>17428826
So a champion weightlifter Weresheep and her lazy CC Hellhound trainer?
Sounds like heaven anon.

>> No.17428834

A Hobgoblin
But
She's flat
And instead
Has a WORLD STAR level ass

>> No.17428835

>>17428828
Seeing as grade is another way to refer to slope, I can only assume that's what he meant.

>> No.17428844

>>17428830
Yep.
Hellhound would be a master trainer whose too lazy to follow her own advice while the weresheep is big, strong and speaks a bit like a thug despite having the sweetest voice imaginable.

>> No.17428855

>>17428834
>When she finally gets a boyfriend she decides to put that ass to use, starting with some facesitting.
>About twenty minutes later she's sheepishly holding his hand in the hospital because she accidentally broke his neck.
>Her blush consumes her entire face when he suggests putting down some pillows next time.

>> No.17428858

>>17428834
>goblins chanting world star as their leader with a huge ass reverse cowgirl rapes a poor traveller.

>> No.17428864

>>17428834
Anon.
THat's just a goblin with a fat ass.

>> No.17428871

>>17428864
Hobgoblins are different in personality though, regular gobs are cunning, hobs are airheads with more brawn than brains.

>> No.17428874

>>17428871
Hobs also have huge breasts, something that goblins cannot naturally get.

>> No.17428880

>>17428762
Nazi uniforms do nothing for me. To be honest I would've preferred if it was just her in another outfit.

>> No.17428885

>>17428858
>Anon is held down by Goblins as their leader sashays her way over to him, basically stripping the whole way until only a thin piece of skintight fabric clings to her absurd backside.
>As she slowly bends over and takes it off, anon is treated to the sight of about four pounds of ass descending onto his dick.
>Twelve hours later, he wakes up feeling drained in a cuddlepile of Goblins and their Hobgoblin leader, who's clinging to him with a cute satisfied smile on her face.

>> No.17428895

>>17428885
If heaven exists, this is what it would be like.

>> No.17428897

>>17428855
Perfecto

>> No.17428919

>>17428796
I love hellhounds so much, my second favorites.

>> No.17428931

>>17428731
Can I hug you instead.

>> No.17428938

>>17428919
Who is your first?

>> No.17428964

>>17426638
>How does it feel?
Both like getting a weight off my shoulders, and dreading the "what now" feeling I'll get when I write "THE END" at the end of the last chapter.

At least I have rewriting Don't Doubt Druella on my backlog, and probably writing the story involving Victoria's daughteru in the future. I'm too autistic about the idea of it being a dullahan-mutation due to the demon realm that is Variland and toying around with the inheritable parts of what Nyarlathotep did to Victoria to just let it gather dust in my mind.

>> No.17428965

>>17428871
>>17428885
>They raided his village for boyims
>So he spent years training his body
>His legend reaches for and wide across the Goblin warrens, a faceless warrior who's single red eye spells their doom
>The Goblin LAYER

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>>17428965
(Doom soundtrack intensifies)

>> No.17429017

>>17428974
I want to be Lilim Slayer.

>> No.17429022

>>17429017
I want to be Lilim's Layer

>> No.17429066

>>17429022
All you have to do is believe in yourself.

>> No.17429085

>>17429022
Truly, the most patrician of callings

>> No.17429097

>>17429022
>Marry a Lilim
>Family gatherings are awkward because you once a had a fivesome with your now wife and three of her sisters that resulted in you walking with a limp that not even mamono mana could fix

>> No.17429103

>>17429097
>Had a fivesome with Lilim Quadruplets
>Didn't marry all of them.
Plebian taste.

>> No.17429146

>>17429097
>fivesome
>not giving her 100% of your love like she deserves
disgusting

>> No.17429148

>>17429097
>Marry a Lilim
>Become a pariah at family gatherings because you only have sex with each other
>Even worse it's all vanilla
>Her sisters won't even look at her

>> No.17429149

>>17429103
Them having some fun doesn't mean they want to marry.

>> No.17429152

>>17428964
>rewriting Don't Doubt Druella
But why?

>> No.17429153

>>17428885
>four pounds
>not over twenty pounds

>> No.17429154

>>17429149
>He can't even subdue several Lilims
Forced marriage is the best, you get to rape them every day!

>> No.17429161

>>17429152
Just going through improving things here and there with structure and grammar, not rewriting the plot itself. Looking back on it there are things I can improve upon, so I figured why not?

>> No.17429162

>>17429148
>Tales of Anon and a certain Lilim is now being used to keep crying monster girl daughterus quiet

>> No.17429169

>>17429153
Goblins and Hobgoblins are small anon. If she had twenty pounds of ass it'd be grotesque!

>> No.17429176

>>17429148
How smug would she get if she was the only one getting pregnant regularly?

>> No.17429190

>>17429176
Extremely. I bet she'd call her babies her love children, too, just to rub it in. All her sisters would be steaming with rage with a dozen guys' cum sloshing in them while their useless nerd little sister with just one partner in her entire life is rubbing her big belly at the side table.

>> No.17429224

>>17429154
They're Lilims, not dormouses

>> No.17429234

>>17429190
That degenerate is getting triplets. Triplets! Probably made them in the missionary position while holding hands.

>> No.17429238

Would anons here be considered rare prizes from another universe that tournaments are fought over and placed in high auctions of wealthy MGs? Just like a normal guy in MGE? Or wierd aliens no one want?

>> No.17429264

>>17424113
This is my fetish

>> No.17429271

>>17429148
>Marry a Cait Sith
>Become a pariah in the family, in the village, in the world
>Things reach peak awkardness when she tries to prove your love for each other is mutual by shifting in her full human form and showing your father the teeth marks from you biting her hard enough to draw blood during the act
>Your mother can't even talk to you, much less look at you when she realizes her son is into 'kinky monster sex'

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>>17429234
>They're fraternal
>She literally ovulated three times on the same day
>They got made in missionary, lotus and prone bone
>Even the watery leftovers of the guy's third shot of the day got her pregnant
>Meanwhile sis #1's been gangbanged daily by guys who had to abstain for a week beforehand to no effect
>Literally thousands of top-grade, thick, starved cumshots gooped right past her ovaries and fucking nothing happened

>> No.17429279

>>17429238
Considering we're human men who actually like monstergirls, probably.
We're also probably taller on average than medieval manlets, so we've got that going for us.

>> No.17429302

>>17429238
>>17429279
I`d love the idea that people from this world would end up as John Carter considering this would be isekai genre plot.

>> No.17429306

>>17429272
>Sloots BTFO'd by purity
As it should be

>> No.17429315

>>17428731
No. I want that ass, and I want it now.

>> No.17429316

>>17429238
In my setting, Earth men are considered prophets and proof that Earth is real and not just monster legends in the times before they discover how to open a gateway. So they're a mixture of sacred and wanted, especially since one only ever shows up every few centuries or more. No monster is allowed to lay claim to them by force or rule them. The dominion of the Demon Lords only extends to their own world. These men are free to choose love and life they wish.

Contrast this to the native men of the world that people do sell and fight tournaments over, especially the rare ones selectively bred for thousands of years and normally available to only the uppermost tiers of monster society.

>> No.17429318

>>17429306
They'd probably just hire some guys to rape the nerd before she got to that point.

>> No.17429319

>>17429316
>selectively bred for thousands of years
Inbred pug boys NO

>> No.17429323

>>17429318
>Wanting an extremely pissed off husband thwarting the attempt before finding out who sent them

>> No.17429328

>>17429302
I'd be weird to see a fat fuck like me be very strong.

>> No.17429341

>>17429319
What kind of breeds would monsters make?

The big strong man
The eternal shota
Strange hair, skin and eye colors

I get the feeling that most would be geared around magical power or sexual stamina than actual looks since monster girls don't care much about that sort of thing on average.

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>>17429318
>>17429323
>There are people who still think it's a good idea to fuck with the loved ones of an incredibly powerful monster or incubus

>> No.17429350

>>17428346
The muscle shark and writer moth sound nice.

Forced marriage contracts violate the NAP so I wouldn't be keen towards the arrangement though.

>> No.17429360

>>17429341
>I get the feeling that most would be geared around magical power or sexual stamina than actual looks since monster girls don't care much about that sort of thing on average.
>all the men are minmaxed for raw magical power and they're hideously deformed abominations
laughter stops.jpg

>> No.17429365

>>17429341
>Literally a pug boy
>A malformed Habsburg with a giant-ass dick and pendulous grapefruit balls
>Communicates in low gurgles and hoots
>No refractionary period
>Can fuck non-stop for hours in the perched prone position through several high-energy cumshots
>Leaks semen even when not being milked
>Produces enough to supply an entire Lick lab all by himself

>> No.17429389

>>17429342
Human or not it's an awful idea to fuck with a man's loved ones.

>> No.17429395

>>17429360
Ironically, that's kinda true in this case >>17429316, except that vast magical power lets them remold their true features into something approaching normal. Like all those old stories of hags appearing beautiful until you see them in a mirror.

>> No.17429416

>>17422030
Are you that same autist who spams /gif/ threads with your pseudoscience?

>> No.17429441

>>17429416
>going to /gif/
For what purpose

It's been just an another 3DPD porn board for who knows how many years.

>> No.17429473

>>17429389

Especially dogs. You never. ever. fuck with a man's dog.

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>>17429473
Damn right

>> No.17429481

>>17429473
>>17429477
I WILL fuck Anon's kobold daughteru!

>> No.17429483

>>17429481
I'll stab your dick with a pencil.

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>>17429481

>> No.17429492

>>17429481

Well, I was more going for 'subhumans who delight in beating a beagle puppy to death', not literally fucking the dog. As far as the daughteru thing, I don't really have a horse in that race.

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Bar Kiki's ass is unreal, nav does it again.

>> No.17429497

>>17429492
>'subhumans who delight in beating a beagle puppy to death'
When did we start talking about the Chinese?

>> No.17429498

>>17429495
>Panty lines
Muh dick.

>> No.17429507

>>17429497
Can't be the chinese unless they eat it after they beat it to death. Waste not, want not.

>> No.17429508

>>17429495
m u h

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>>17429483
>>17429484
You'll have to imagine my curved, blood-engorged member entering that plain-cute, young Kobold again and again as I flip her floppy ears back and forth and nuzzle her cheeks. The pain of her hymen being torn will make her yip, but slowly it will turn into a drawn-out howl as she relaxes in my powerful arms. By the end of it she'll press her flat chest to my arm and cling to me all night while we sleep.

And then in the morning daddy will have to learn the true horror that's occurred when she phones mommy to tearfully tell her how good her wedding night was, and mommy excitedly immediately runs to daddy with their daughter on speakerphone.

>> No.17429511

>>17429495
Blonde kikis are LEWD

>> No.17429518

>>17429510
Anon, keep talking and you'll deal with John Dick. A master stealth infiltrater who's fucked hundreds of evil, corrupt MGs. Are you really prepared?

>> No.17429522

>>17429495
MUH

Im going to spank that ass

>> No.17429532

>>17429518
I'm not worried, my new waifu will protect me. I think she might even be a little yan with all the clinging to me she's been doing since the wedding.

>> No.17429533

>>17429495
ass is too fat

>> No.17429543

>>17429518
What kind of name is John Richard?

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>>17429495

>> No.17429555
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>>17429495
>massive milktanks
>massive pantyline enhanced booty
I want a thicc Kikimora of my own.
Here's hoping Nav does a thicc Shoggoth "wearing" a Dirndl formed from her own mass.

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17429560

>>17429555
>>17429495
Know the perfect manga page for this as to why this Kiki is so fucking great.

>> No.17429566

>>17429533
Go away, O'Sullivan..

>> No.17429575

>>17429555
That's gone past thicc and entered komodo territory.

>> No.17429578

>>17429495
>You'll never bend her over the bar and just breed her for hours on end.

>> No.17429580

>>17429555
>fat rolls
GO BACK WE FUCKED UP

>> No.17429592

>>17429495
HRNNNG

>> No.17429610

>>17429555
Cute maid for snuggling.

>> No.17429612

>>17429495
Not stopping till she's pregnant.
I can't stop and I won't stop.

She WILL be pregnant.

>> No.17429619

>>17429316
>No monster is allowed to lay claim to them by force or rule them.
But anon, I want a Jinko or Hellhound to claim me by force stating Im too weak and that for my own good I need a strong wife like her.

>> No.17429620

>>17429495
I want that ass on my face.

>> No.17429624

>>17425276
alright then we'll just not post anything here anymore

>> No.17429635

>>17426078
>all of you are good people
Who? People from HERE?
Hahahaha

>> No.17429655

Would liking fruit tasting alchoholic drinks be for men in mgc? While the gals chug beers and liquors?

>> No.17429666

>>17429655
Not everything has to be role reversal you turbo faggot.

>> No.17429668

>>17429655
Not like that's even a division in the world today. Wine is fruity but manly and reflects upper class and temperate climates. Beer reflects peasant class and colder climates.

>> No.17429669

>>17429655
Have whatever the hell you want and stop letting drinks define your manhood.

>> No.17429673

>>17429578
>>17429612
>Another week, another night at the bar
>Your favorite tender, the blonde Kiki, is there in her country's traditional Dirndl dress, attracting the gaze of many of the single men
>Meanwhile you're just trying to avert your gaze from her absolutely MASSIVE tracts of land, meeting in the great canyon of her cleavage
>A hungry, more feral part of your brain tries to remind you how you remembered the delicious jiggling they had done while you had plowed into her like a man posesse--
"Ja? What'll it be?"
>Order the tallest, darkest ale you can think of, avoiding the leers of other men as she warmly smiles at you and slides the still-frosty mug into your hands
>As well as sliding a small slip of paper that reads 'After Hours?'
>Oh-boy-here-we-go-again
>Spend the rest of the night getting absolutely shitfaced, trying to keep your mind on having fun with darts and billiards over the inevitable thing that will be done
>Eventually the bar wraps up for the evening, the Kiki beaming at you as you freeze like a pole at the fact you're both now alone
"No good night kiss?"
>A small peck on her lips, just to be cautious
"Oh come on now~ You must be more fierce!"
>Her accent growing thicker as she pulls you across the lacquered surface of the bar and gives your lower lip a small bite before her tongue invades your mouth, giving you one of the deepest kisses you could possibly remember
>You almost feel like you're going to melt into the floor when she pulls off from you, licking her lips and giving you a soft giggle, stirring you from the dazed shock you were in
"That is how you give a good night kiss. But there's also one more thing you have to do~"
>There's the familiar shifting of her Dirndl falling to the floor, showing you in all of her matronly and plump glory, a true Siberian Madam if you'd ever seen one
>The heat between her legs is palpable, the heat spreading to your fingers as you plunge in, stimulating her in the deepest places that many men would just LOVE to know about
>It doesn't take much for her inner thighs to be coated in her feminine nectar, and when you plunge into that soft, warm dough of her vagina, you're reminded of why you love her
>Even when she's acting like a slovenly slut for you, her pussy seems to 'embrace' you gently as you thrust in and out, gripping her copious ass a little -too- hard
>Her moans go from sultry yips to deep, guttural noises as you bring her to climax, never once popping out as you discharge your weapon
>Over and over you end up fucking, from behind, in the seated lotus, even in a mating press on the floor of the bar
"I know it's hard for you... but be safe."
>She huffs out as you let out on final, cataclysmic orgasm into her cloying warmth
>You start to fall asleep when she hugs you to her, humming a soft lullaby
"I love you... Ma-- ... Papa <3~"
>It turns out she was one month pregnant already with your daughter
>She just loves you, more than you know

>> No.17429688

>>17429673
BREED

>> No.17429699

>>17429673
RAVAGE

>> No.17429706

>>17429673
Wife material, pure wife material.

>> No.17429710

>>17429699
Akira pls

>> No.17429716

So I've been playing for honor and they are adding another roman hero and it got me :thinking:, what monstergirls would be roman natives?
Who would be centurions?

>> No.17429720

>>17429673
Would pop manticore venom and go at it till she looks pregnant.

Heavily pregnant.

>> No.17429721

>>17429716
TRIARII

>> No.17429735

>>17429716
Werewolves obviously

>> No.17429736

>>17429495
She's a little too fat for my liking

>> No.17429757

>>17429716
Desert girls, obviously.

>> No.17429827

>>17429510
You have a severe case of autism.

>> No.17429857

>>17429716
Werewolves, Satyros, Centaurs, Dryads (Sylvanus), Fire Giants (Vulcan), Cyclops. Alot of the Greek myths are actually pretty interchangeable with the Roman ones, though to their credit the Romans did have some Gods and Goddesses that were only ever for their own pantheon. Just like the month January (End of the old year, beginning of the new) is named for Janus from Roman mythology.

One would imagine though that Werewolves or similar wolf-like monster girls would be highly regarded in Not!Roman culture, given the mother of Romulus and Remus. I'd also imagine that they were both weaned on the breasts of a Werewolf who found two babes abandoned by the wayside, raising them as her two sons and feeling the mother's pain when Romulus kills Remus.

>> No.17429883

You have a toothache but are too much of a coward to go to the dentist.

>Kikimora maid, through tears, begs you to go to the dentist. Says she can't bear to see you in pain. Secretly studies dentistry textbooks late at night so that next time she can be the one to take care of you.

>Shoggoth maid shrugs & turns part of her hand into a filling.

>Wurm maid misunderstands the issue & pulls out all of your teeth, just to be safe.

>> No.17429888

>>17429883
> gremlin maid replaces your jaw with a cybernetic cruncher with an attached laser

>> No.17429893
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17429893

>>17429716
>tfw you will never have a Total War game where you must try to retake the Rhine from the Werewolf Horde as your Egyptian Anubi auxiliaries complain about the cold. You will never have a game where you must conquer the Elves and their Fey allies in Britain as you tell your Greek Hellhound advisor from suggesting 'fire & fucking' as the answer to every obstacles they throw at you. You will never have a chance to halt the plans of Queen Herod and her limim commanders from making a holy war against the Empire while your Carthaginian Manticore captain accuses the baphomet from Alexandria of trying to spread her cult among the women.

>> No.17429894

>>17429883
Shog would be the best. It's free and with her powers she could do them all in an evening.

>> No.17429896
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17429896

>>17429510

>> No.17429927

Writing something out how important are named characters other than the MC and the Monstergirl to the story? I just feel lazy using their titles as their names even though they arent that important to the flow of the story.

>> No.17429955

>>17429883
My insurance only covers novocaine, but novocaine doesn't numb me.
I've had a tooth pulled without any anesthetic before and it was the single most painful experience of my life. I will just deal with the toothache unless my maid can get her hands on some demon realm shit to put me under.

>> No.17429971

>>17429955
You can do what your ancestors did and get blackout drunk with cheap booze.

>> No.17429980

>>17429894
Epilogue: Late at night, you get throat-fucked by a filling.

BAD END

>> No.17429989

>>17429883
>Ogre maid
>punches you in the face

>> No.17429992
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17429992

Just get a Kobold if you have self-esteem issues. She will love you no matter how much of a failure you are.

>> No.17429995

>>17429992
what about a tsunbold

>> No.17429996

>>17429992

dogs really are better people than most people

>> No.17430002

>>17429883
>roper maid
>wraps a tentacle around your tooth and a door handle
>has a hard time slamming it enough to yank out the tooth

>> No.17430005

>>17429955

Comparison shop dentists next time. You'll likely find a place that specializes in NOx without much of a copay difference. The other options are dental schools, which overall, I've seen have far better results than most independent practices for things like crowns, caps, and fillings (they usually have the newest equipment and manufacturer support)

>> No.17430012

>>17429992
Jubjubs too, they'll just perch on your dick and never let go. Imagine someone being that attached to you, both figuratively and literally.

>> No.17430015

>>17429996
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”

― Mark Twain

>> No.17430024

>>17429927
Entirely depends on if it's a short story or a longer one like All's Fair in Love and War from Losenis or It's Not The Fall That Kills You by RSAnon, to name a few other writefaggots. For shorter stories like a one-shot my recommendation would be to stick to the names of the key players, since those are who the story should ideally revolve around.

Or you could be that guy who has an MC that's as flat as a board in dimension against Dirk Hardpec, Lord of Chuck Roast and Count of Awawaviste.

>> No.17430028

>>17430012
This is why they are absolute best girls

>> No.17430044

>>17429495
WHUMPF.
>>17429673
WWWHUUMMPPPF

>> No.17430047
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17430047

>>17429995
Fine too

>> No.17430052

>>17430047
but she says mean things

>> No.17430062

>>17430052
She doesn't know how to express herself. She loves you, but love confuses her.

>> No.17430065

Remember, any mofu with two or more tails can easily choose to hunt you from the air instead of the ground. Be aware of you surroundings!

>> No.17430076

>>17430065
Flying nekomata?

>> No.17430077

>>17429992
Kobolds are really the best anon, self esteem issues or no.

Sure I'm biased, but still!

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17430083

>>17430028
Without a doubt they're one of the best girls KC has ever made, just imagining life with one and doing everything together is too cute to handle.

>> No.17430090

>>17430083
I want a BIIIIIIG Jubjub.

>> No.17430096

>>17430090
I want a big, super soft jub jub for snuggling

>> No.17430100

>MFW still can't write
>MFW the dreams of the deep ocean are intensifying in clarity and length
What does it mean?

>> No.17430101

>>17430083
I like to imagine them being so energetic and supportive of your interests. So if you enter a marathon or something they'd buy the sexiest cheerleader outfit ever and motivate you to train as hard as possible, then offer themselves entirely as a reward on the day of the run to keep you going.
They're the best to me, I can't get over how much I love their clingy devotion.

>> No.17430109

>>17430083
I want a jubjub with no ass, tits, or curves so that she is a tomboy jub

>> No.17430112

>>17430090
>>17430096
So you'd be willing to hoist around a THICK, huge JubJub everywhere, your hands always sinking into her gargantuan ass, arms enveloped in her plushy sides, face smothered between her titanic tits as she pants and grinds against you, hugging her extra fluffy wings around you to help motivate you to get to wherever it is you're carrying her?
You'd get super swole in no time!

>> No.17430117

>>17430100
It means git gud

>> No.17430119

>>17430112
You know it.

I'd be her big, strong husband and she'd be my big, soft wife for breeding.

>> No.17430121

>>17430083
I like to think it would just become a normal acceptable thing to have my bombshell JubJub wife casually perched on my dick everywhere we go in town. Friends and neighbors would come to just accept it and not mind at all knowing we're essentially fucking 24/7 including just at the grocer or bar.

>> No.17430123

Can Inarid use their tale as helicopters?

>> No.17430127

Jub burbs are olev

>> No.17430131

>>17430119
>Many daughters and years later, JubJub wife is Thick Incarnate, just a big soft fuckable broodmother of a lovebird
>Still swoons emphatically at how her husband is able to pick her up and give her suspended congress and how much he can move her and be firm and forceful in the bedroom
This is the True End for Jubjubs.

>> No.17430136

>>17430127
>olev
I find it very weird this term is used here.

>> No.17430143

What is the opposite of THICC because I want a maid that is the opposite of THICC

>> No.17430144

>>17430131
The best.
Would carry her everywhere no matter how big and soft she gets.


Gonna also carry our daughterus everywhere while they sleep.

>> No.17430145

>>17430101
That sounds great, only issue is that a marathon involves her getting off your dick and Jubjubs aren't really fond of that. Unless you promised her energetic cheerleader roleplay sex after the race.
>>17430121
>go to the store
>pay for your shopping with a large note, get a few smaller ones in return
>casually shove them between your jubjub wife's tits and keep on walking/fucking.

>> No.17430149

>>17430143
Muscled.

And its Thick, not this THICC crap.

>> No.17430154

>>17430143
Lanky

>> No.17430157

>>17430117
Nobody would read it even if gud gits were achieved which is actually for the best.

>> No.17430158

>>17430145
That's exactly the worth of it. 26 miles of running and it would turn out she'd be running it along the sidelines, every progressive mile getting more and more needy and horny being off of me, only for finally at the finish line being absolutely deranged/insane levels of horny and having the energy to rape me right on the spot with teary eyed congratulations. I'd be exhausted, but my wife's energy for love would know no bounds.
And of course once she stops with that particular blend I'd take her home and have some wonderful energetic cheerleader roleplay sex with her.

>> No.17430162

>>17429893
>you will never migrate with the visiwolfus to not!spain

>> No.17430164

>>17430157
No excuse.

>> No.17430168

>>17430123
Yes. The more tails they have, the faster and farther they can fly. Some Inari even use their tails to rocket across the ground, ensuring no man can escape them.

>> No.17430173

>>17430145
See, that's what I'm talking about, I want that life.
Still being able to live a normal life, just happen to spurt inside her every once and a while and always have access to her. Maybe give her a friendly tit grope once an hour as a way to say I love her. We'd have our own way of communicating with each other just through how the sex feels or how we move ourselves.
>At the bar just relaxing with her in a reverse position facing away
>Some shady hellhound gang walks in
>Without saying a word out loud, using only her pussy and my dick, confirm with each other how they make us feel uncomfortable and we should be heading home anyway
I want it!

>> No.17430202
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17430202

>>17430143
>What is the opposite of THICC

>> No.17430203
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17430203

>>17430158
That sounds incredibly romantic. God damn it I need a jubjub wife to help me get gud at vidya.
Just seated on my lap, dick inside her and watching the screen. Every game over being an orgasm denial, every stage clear being allowed to cum inside her, like that even a scrub like me could clear my backlog of oldschool games.

It would be made even better if she was in cosplay.
>>17430173
Silly but I like it.

>> No.17430211

>>17430131
>super wide hips, ample rear, a bit of chub chub, and massive tits that nearly always leak milk.

Would grope and knead that bird meat.

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17430224

>>17430143
Something like this

>> No.17430229

>>17430211
Of course you would anon, it would be your mandatory morning routine. You'd wake up with a puddle of milk under your torso and a puddle of love on your pelvis as she lightly gasps and humps you in her sleep, and it would be your duty to help her fully relieve herself before the day could get started. Just all that big, juicy jiggling jubjub meat waiting for you to grope it every morning, getting her just as hot and wet and moaning and excited and horny as the very first time, every time.

>> No.17430236

>>17430229
The best.
Would leave her satisfied and cooing in bed before I head out for the day.

>> No.17430252

>>17430229
I almost wonder if you could pick out what monster girls are/were brood mothers due to how thick/soft they are and how big/muscled their husbands are.

Seeing a big, super soft manticore smugging it up at at a bar before her husband and pride of daughterus come up would be nice.

>> No.17430294

>>17429495
I want to go to this bar! I want to chat up the THICC Kiki Barmaid!

>> No.17430316

>>17430143
STICC

>> No.17430323

>>17430316
>STICC
>Not BRICC

>> No.17430324

Doggystyle sex with Druella!

>> No.17430330
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17430330

>>17429495

>> No.17430332

>>17430316
stick bug girls would be cute

>> No.17430339

>>17429495
Imagine that ass on your face
Imagine
that
ass
on
your
face

>> No.17430341

>>17430324
>You'll never see her blackberry ass jiggle with every thrust as she yelps and moans in pleasure.
>You'll never pump her womb full over and over again.
>You'll never kiss her gently afterwards and cuddle in the afterglow.

>> No.17430344

>>17430339
Consider anon.
Imagine that ass bouncing on your dick while your face is shoved between those tits.
Consider her giving you paizuri while she sits on your face.

>> No.17430345

Being a Pharaoh's husband while she's bored in a meeting must be hell
>Now we must ensure to be HARD on our enemy. Most important of all is that we THINK OF THE BOOTY that may come to us, but we must not AROUSE any suspicion. When it comes to our plans we must HOLD IT IN UNTIL I SAY SO.

>> No.17430350
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17430350

>>17430090
>I want a BIIIIIIG Jubjub.
Here ya go anon!

>>17430145
>casually shoving money in between your jubjub wife's tits
I want this so bad now.

>go to the store
>jubjub wife is perched on your cock
>can't decide which cereal to get or whatever
>she gets frustrated that you're taking too long
>she starts to gyrate her hips even more to get you going
>you're about to cum
>she denies you your orgasm till you pick what damn cereal you want
>quickly throw a random cereal box in the cart
>she lets you cum
>head to register to check out
>realize you grabbed fucking some fucking Wheaties
>you don't even like Wheaties
Such is the life with an impatient jubjub wife

>> No.17430354

>>17430339
I would suffocate.

>> No.17430355

>>17430344
Counterpoint.

Reverse cow-girl before you pin her in doggy style.

>> No.17430372

>>17430324
Time-traveling to dick loli Druella so she doesn't become a salty christmas cake and we can avoid all this corruption business.

>> No.17430392
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17430392

>>17430324
>Doggystyle
>Not missionary
>Not firmly pressing your body against her, your skin in friction with hers with each thrust, enveloping her body with your arms as she does the same with her palms pressing stronger and stronger against your back with each of your movements, feeling her warm breaths that sound more like gasps each time your pelvis his against her as she wraps her legs around you
>Before locking you into releasing inside her as the two of you climax at the same time

>> No.17430402

>>17430324
Be sure to eat out her pussy and ass before you get started! She'll return the favor with a blowjob which will give you enough mana to screw her for hours, maybe even days depending on when she wants to move onto the next guy.

>> No.17430406

>>17430164
Who said anything about making excuses, Argie.

>> No.17430408

>>17430402
>depending on when she wants to move onto the next guy
hold the fuck up

>> No.17430409

>>17430350
>Such is the life with an impatient jubjub wife
Wonderful isn't it? Such a simple yet perfect life.

>> No.17430412

>>17430406
NO EXCUSES

GIT GUD OR NOT, NOTHING INBETWEEN

>> No.17430417

>>17430408
You didn't think you were gonna be the first guy to have a go at her did you? Certainly, you won't be the last either, unless you manage to steal her heart and marry her.

>> No.17430420

>>17430417
I'll be her first, current, and last. Anything less is the mark of a quitter, and nobody likes a quitter.

>> No.17430425
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17430425

The madman's still at it.

>> No.17430436

>>17430420
You're gonna need to get her while she's young if you wanna be her first. Lilims start early.

>> No.17430445

>>17430436
I'll make sure I'm the one she starts with, then!

>> No.17430448

>>17430425
FINE! you twisted my arm ill read it

>> No.17430467

>>17430445
Just watch her mom give birth to her and claim that girl on the spot.

>> No.17430476

>>17430467
So you're saying, he'd watch the Demon Lord give birth?

>> No.17430480

Would it be considered ntr if you invited your childhood friend that liked you to you and your waifu's wedding?

>> No.17430484

>>17430476
Yes, it's a common thing for those that want a guaranteed pure lilim.

>> No.17430489

>>17430480
No. She had her chance.

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17430491

>>17430476

>> No.17430495

>>17430480
its a big happening bowl of bullshit, felt physically ill the whole time.

>> No.17430509

>>17430491
You should stop before even more degenerates come in.

>> No.17430513
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17430513

>>17430412
Pretty funny coming from a guy who's Lilim is just a meat puppet controlled by a hat

>> No.17430518
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17430518

>>17430489
What if she came by just to ruin the entire wedding? Smashing the decor, destroying the cake...

>> No.17430519

>>17430513
>t. guy who cries when he opens notepad

>> No.17430521

>>17430518
Then I'd ask her to leave.

>> No.17430525

>>17430467
>>17430476
Childbirth is not a fun thing to watch.

>>17430484
Somehow I doubt that.

>> No.17430534

>>17430525
Don't think of it as watching childbirth, think of it as getting a wife.

Also, you shouldn't doubt love for purity.

>> No.17430538

>>17430491
>>17430509
>>17430525
Do you think orgasmic births would be a popular thing amongst monster girls?

>> No.17430541

>>17430538
No. You need to Stop.

>> No.17430553

>>17430519
I don't cry, I just stare into the void and let the void stare into me. I also found neat puzzle box.

>> No.17430559

Would you a Jubjub who has a silly name because she was abandoned as an egg in Wonderland? She didn't understand what names were so she just picked the closest random object the first time someone asked, surely you wouldn't judge her too harshly?

>> No.17430566

>>17430559
I'd rather have a dragon, or hellhound or Kiki or jinko or sea Bishop but I suppose beggars can't be choosers

>> No.17430581

>>17430559
>A silly name

Like Le-a (pronounced Le DASH a)?
Or Raymond Luxuryacht (pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove)?

>> No.17430616

>>17430559
Sounds like a good travelling companion.

Come along 'backpack'.

>> No.17430617

>>17430581
If you had actually read the post, he meant a name like Amanita Muscaria.

>> No.17430635

>>17430559
>Would you a Jubjub who has a silly name because she was abandoned as an egg in Wonderland?
I would any jubjub no matter what happened to her or what she's done in the past.

>> No.17430639

Big, busty, lady knight monster girls who don't wear boob plate so you can be surprised when they remove it.

>> No.17430650

>>17430639
This is a Japanese Succubus.

>> No.17430653

>>17430639
If a flatchest wears normal armor would that count as boobplate for her?

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17430654

>>17430650
I forgot the image.

>> No.17430655

>>17430654
any armor can be broken if you hit it hard enough

>> No.17430656

>>17430559
>start dating and introduce her to your parents
>'hi mom and dad, this is my girlfriend. her name is twig.'
>Jubjub stares at you with a dumb smile and hearts in her eyes

>> No.17430657

>>17430654
Cute, good bodyguard material.

>> No.17430660

>>17430654
Hah! What a chuuni succ!

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17430663

>>17430654
>>17430655
>Hitting it

>> No.17430666

>>17430653
Nobody knows.

>> No.17430672

>>17430559
>>17430635
Not only would I any Jubjub, I would into any Jubjub.

>> No.17430680

>>17430672
Oh the degeneracy anon.

>> No.17430682

>>17430639
Lady knight humiliation with a wight
>the kingdom I once served has been gone for a long time, I've even given my life centuries ago, what more could I possibly have left that you want to take enough to put me in chains like this?

>> No.17430686

>>17430682
The answer is obvious.

Playing with her overly large chest.
Maybe making her a milk dispenser.

So much fun can be had with prisoners.

>> No.17430697

>>17430682
What a shitty fetish

>> No.17430705

>>17430682
This got me thinking of something.
A human woman gets put into stasis, and her kingdom is converted into an undead realm in the meantime. She awakens to find everything radically changed, and the Queen she once served is now a Wight.
Duty compels her to continue to serve despite her mounting existential crisis.

>> No.17430706

>>17430682
I'd rather a Dullahan, but otherwise sounds good

>> No.17430710

>>17430706
Is there anything better than 'mind breaking' her body while her head tries to deny it?

>> No.17430726

>>17430710
I like it better when the body is openly lecherous.

>> No.17430729

>>17430710
Mind-breaking the head while the eager body helps.

>> No.17430732

>>17430726
Exactly.

You 'break' the body into a lewd thing that won't even listen to its head anymore, groping, fondling, masturbating, and waiting to be used by its new master.

>>17430729
Thats part 2

>> No.17430740

>>17430705
She'll learn to like it.

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>>17429161
Went through it thoroughly, and it's not as bad as I thought it was. I might've just been unlucky enough to land at a bad part while randomly looking back then. Still, fixed a couple of mistakes and ran some editing. Hardly worth the effort of re-reading if not for the sake of it, but seeing as it's gonna be a year since I wrote it, it might be fun for whoever didn't read a story involving Druella.

https://pastebin.com/m521Nfwa

It was a strange feeling to reread the Demon Lord saying 'All's fair in love and war' after writing so much of the story with the same name.

>> No.17430752

What's the cutest thing your waifu does?

>> No.17430753

>>17430752
Attempt to exist

>> No.17430770

>>17430752
Pretty much everything anon, my waifu is adorable. One that's been on my mind lately is when she'd get home from work and greet me by nuzzling her forehead against mine and giving me a little lick on the tip of my nose before following that up with a quick kiss. She'd do the same for our daughteru and then we'd all go off to make dinner and have a comfy night at home together!

>> No.17430773

>>17430752
Oh Anon, she does a lot of cut things. She likes to act sexy and dominant, but when it comes to cuddling, she holds me close, like if she lets go i'll disappear. Another thing is when she's sleeping, she whimpers because of bad dreams, so I pet her hair so she'll feel better.

>> No.17430785 [DELETED] 

>>17428346
Anyone have any more of these profile/greentext collections saved? I remember the maid service greentexts being a thing but I'm having a hard time trying to remember what they were titled and/or who wrote them.

A-asking for a friend o7

>> No.17430790
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17430790

>>17430752
Quality time with daughter

>> No.17430846

>>17430790
Watching a loli wendi nibble on some stretchy meat toy would be soothing.

>> No.17430848

>>17430752
>"runs" in her sleep
>barks at the mail harpy
>hates the vacuum cleaner
It makes it so much more funnier because she's a 7'8" Hellhound with scars and a kill count.

>> No.17430863
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17430863

Does a half dragon deserve as much love as a full dragon?

>> No.17430882

>>17430863
Half the love at twice the intensity.

>> No.17430886

>>17430863
thats a freaking elf

>> No.17430893

>>17430886
This

>> No.17430899
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17430899

>>17430863
Fixed.

>> No.17430902

>>17430863
im now reminded of that really depressing picture about the rape baby half dragongirl...

>> No.17430917

>>17430902
The one that bestialityfags shitpost with?

>> No.17430949

>>17430886
>>17430893
Can't you feel the dragon when you see one?

>> No.17430956

>>17430949
no but it does make me wonder if there are elves so chunni they go full blown otherkin and think they are dragons are something.

>> No.17430957
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>>17430949
>human with pointy ears
Definitely an Elf.

>> No.17430965

>>17430956
Some girls lie about having dragon blood so they can get some dragon slaying D.

>> No.17430974
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>>17430863
Sure

>> No.17430977
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>>17430974
My brother

>> No.17430988

>>17430949
>No horns
>No claws
>No tail
>Not even a single scale
Elves are getting desperate.

>> No.17430991

>>17430965
>Monster girls start claiming to be 1/64 some rare species for college grants

>> No.17431004
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17431004

Reminder that Paladins are corrupt at the core, whether it be Eros or something else.

>> No.17431005

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to let the loli ochi who knocked on your door finish her proclamation.

The words are long and difficult but she's going to make you her lord if she has to keep saying "lie-ge" instead of Liege a dozen times over!

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>>17430974
>>17430977
>mfw she got played in LCS today

>> No.17431028

Hey guys, where the fuck can I read all the MGE in english?, sadpanda is a fucking mess, they have like 4 different types of galleries.
Pls help and anon out.

>> No.17431031

>>17431028
buy it or something

>> No.17431040

>>17431004
Do not bully the paladins, they just want to be left alone

>> No.17431041
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Yeehaw!

>> No.17431050
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>>17431031
Th-thanks anon that really helped.

>> No.17431051 [SPOILER] 
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Dont open it

>> No.17431065

>>17431004
>Human girl goes through all the training
>Becomes a Paladin
>Works her way up the ranks
>Hosts a party once she becomes the leader of her order
>Unbeknownst to her subordinates, she's spiked all the food and drink with transformative items
>Corrupts her entire order into Demons
>Watches them all writhe and change while pleasuring herself before finally corrupting herself

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>>17431041
I need this in my life

>> No.17431087

>>17431065
Ever wonder what corruption/monsterization is like?

>> No.17431091

>>17431087
Likely not as sexy as we want it too.

>> No.17431117
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17431117

You will keep going into adventures with your childhood friend paladin chan even after that "unfortunate" monsterization accident

right anon?

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17431128

>>17431117
Accident? I knew what I was doing when I gave her the sword

>> No.17431137
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17431137

>Anon Y. Mous
>I met your father once in a steel cage match.
>I wish you could have heard your old man, squealing like a woman after my patented piledriver.
>Yeah, your dad remembers me.
>OH YEAH!

>mom pls

>> No.17431141

>>17431117
Oh she isn't a monster she just told me she has an skin condition that makers her cold to the touch

>> No.17431149

>>17431087
I was going to write a short story about a girl's mother being turned into a monster, then getting corrupted by her, but then I snapped my keyboard in half for an unrelated reason.

>> No.17431168

>>17431128
I want more variation in Cursed Swords.
I expected more Japanese styling, like a katana or an odachi, but what about moving away from swords and into other types of melee weapons?
What about a cursed axe, halberd or glaive?

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>>17431168
Cursed Swords in Zipangu would definitely be katanas. Like how those in Dragonia look like dragon slayers.

Personality wise I have no clue.

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>>17431168
This

>> No.17431245

>>17431181
For some reason, the fencer looks nice

>> No.17431246

>>17431087
Interesting to look at.

>> No.17431283

>>17431117

Of course not.

I'll marry her and we'll settle down and have many children.

>> No.17431302

>>17431168
>Cursed macuahuitl keeps telling you to build ziggurats
> insists that sacrifice must be made to keep the sun shining and the crops growing
> impulsively attacks spaniards

>> No.17431307

>>17431302
It's like a kumiho except with your beating heart instead of your liver. Bit of flaying on the side as well. SE's going to get everywhere.

>> No.17431309

>>17430848
Your waifu sounds perfect. Battle hardened hounds are where it's at.

>> No.17431315

>>17431128
Good man, I'd do the same
I want to write adventures with cursed sword partner/waifu

>> No.17431317
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>>17431117
Nope she's getting purged the moment it happens no good paladin would let their childhood friend become corrupted.

>> No.17431319

>>17431302
>>17431168
>Cursed Mace
>She's super top heavy, and swings her 'maces' around along with her main weapon when she's in control
>likes slapping you, both with her hand and with her tits
>Distinctively dislikes cursed armor

>> No.17431331

>>17431319
So how does that work, as far as who the girl is and who the sword is? I always imagined it being like typically you walk around with just the sword but you can hear her talk to you and feel her, but if she wants to she can manifest into the full woman form wielding 'herself' for a considerable amount of time. Like a willing shift of corporeality.

>> No.17431338
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17431338

Just a little something to prove I'm not dead. Not a full story, but a teaser.

https://pastebin.com/qM7PRG2s

A follow up to my previous work, continuing the story started there. Hope you like hand-to-hand combat. Pic unrelated. Tell me if you find any typos, grammatical mistakes, or continuity errors.

This actually occurs some time after "A Beginning" but I'm re-working the interlude portion. I just wanted to have something to show after four months.

>> No.17431340

>>17431319
>cursed tomahawk
> smells like buffalo
> uncharacteristically friendly to people who purchase and resell tickets to event at high prices.
> gets sick easily, be careful with her
> likes beads and feathers
> often attempts to throw herself.

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>>17431340

>> No.17431348

>>17431331
IIRC Cursed Swords are just that: cursed swords. The girl is their host and they are referred to together as a Cursed Sword, similar to how a Dark Matter is both the blob and the girl atop said blob.

>> No.17431354

>>17431343
Didn't like the scalper joke or are you just a spoilsport?

>> No.17431356

>>17431354
You didn't even include anything about her being a girl
not him btw

>> No.17431365

>>17431283
What if she is the adventurer type? hard to settle down,much less start a family

>> No.17431368

>>17430149
>And its Thick, not this THICC crap.
It's too late anon.The nignog has corroded their minds. Soon they'll only be able to communicate with "HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG"

>> No.17431371

>>17431117
Judging by those red eyes, what you mean by "unfortunate" is "my fetish", right?

>> No.17431373

>>17431245
Ponytails man.

>> No.17431389

>>17431373
I prefer Cunning Cutlass myself. Long, wild hair flowing in the breeze, a defiant gaze from under her tricorne as she points us on our next adventure.

>> No.17431392

>>17431373
Ponytails are nice, but allow me to offer an alternative: braids. Thick braids, to be specific.

>> No.17431393

>Cursed Longaxe
>Is basically just the Amazon from Dragon's Crown but all cursed aesthetic
>Huge ass, mega wide hips to get full swings off
>Loves amazon positioning you, obviously
>constantly getting stuck in things though

>> No.17431397

>>17431392
This. Ponytails are nice and all, but nothing tops a single thick, hip length braid. Classy and sexy at the same time.

>> No.17431408

>>17431397
I'm a fan of twin braids myself, shoulder to waist length. Goes best with a school uniform or something "youthful".
You do you though.

>> No.17431414
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>>17431371
Just a coincidence, I'm sure.

>> No.17431423

>>17431414
Lotta crosses that close to a vampire

>> No.17431427

>>17431414

>nopan
I can approve of girls who enjoy a gentle summer breeze.

>> No.17431430
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17431430

Kuchisake-onna are for __________.

>> No.17431433

>>17431365

Once she's been impregnated her monster maternal instincts should kick in.

>> No.17431439

>>17431427

>downwind from a fish market on a hot day

>> No.17431449

>>17431414
Give her another twenty years and I'd hit it.

>> No.17431456

>>17431414
That is one lewd Vampire.

>> No.17431462

>>17431430
Sloppy wet kisses

>> No.17431465

>>17431449
Seconded

I wouldn't mind being her friend, though

>> No.17431471

>>17431465
>spoiler
Childdhood friend would be nice. It's the only scenario I'd fuck or get fucked by a loli - if I was even younger.

>> No.17431493
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>> No.17431499

>>17431493
How did they know eyeliner was my one weakness?!

>> No.17431502

>>17431430
Cheekjobs

>> No.17431503

>>17431499
They're clever girls, don'cha know?

>> No.17431518

>>17429238
>implying any creature, living, dead, or inanimate, would ever want to be intimate with me

Ha! Ha! You are a funny man. I will beg the Great Old Ones to eat you first, but I do not know if they will listen.

You may wonder why I beg them to eat you first. That would be a mercy.

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>>17431493
>'Training' is just Starlord trying to dodge a bunch of thugdere, sexually frustrated raptors
I need to see the other Jurassic girls drawn like this.

>> No.17431532

>>17431520
>That posture
Some one's getting posture training

>> No.17431551
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17431551

>>17431532
Dinos are meant to have that kind of posture since their tail balances them, anon. If they stood straight up on those legs to try and walk, they'd probably tip backwards. Besides, how else can she give you that good view from behind?

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17431558

>>17431493
I'll never get enough of dinosaur mamano.

>"The lolicons whose money made this amusement park possible are the true monsters."

A sentence that sums up this entire goddamn site.

>> No.17431568

>>17431558
>Dem muscles
>Dem scars
Unf. Rexie is a sexy girl.

>> No.17431579

>>17431568

Built to protect.

>> No.17431580

>>17431568
I want to rub my dick on her scars and blow a load all over her tired-looking face!

>> No.17431590

>>17431551
Lizardmen have thick, fat tails and they don't keel over.

She better fix her posture or her back'll be messe up permanently

>> No.17431602

>>17431532
>he doesn't even like depraved hikkyNEET girls
Hunched over a CUTE

>> No.17431616

>>17431602
>you have to be a hunchback to be a hikikomori

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17431623

>>17431616
>musclehikky who does 100 pushups and pullups every day
The raping would be terrifying. Unfit girls are much easier to resist or even rape yourself.

>> No.17431631

>>17431623
Nigger you don't need muscles for posture.

Well, maybe you do, but they develop because of posture, not the other way around.

Back straight, shoulders back a little, chest out a little, belly tight, thumbs by your pant seams. It's not hard. 'Least, that's what I was taught.

>> No.17431658

>>17431493
>charlie
I must protect that smile at all costs.

>> No.17431663

>>17431658
>charlie
God damn commie bastards

>> No.17431750

>>17431141
Has her hair turned white? Are her eyes a strange glowing blue? Is there a weird echo effect when she speaks, and does she plan to live forever?

>> No.17431753 [SPOILER] 
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17431753

Stylish cat.

>> No.17431758

>>17431753
But she's not even wearing anything! That's no more a 'style' than an empty glass is a 'drink!'

>> No.17431769

>>17431758
Her hair is pretty cute though. I would scratch her ears and make her purr!

>> No.17431779

>>17431758
>Stylized haircut
>Proper slim body
>Long tail
>Perfect sized breasts
>Gentle yet smug expression
>Posing like she was in arts class
If she isn't stylish, I don't know what is.

>> No.17431793

>>17431753
She's naked, what style is there?

>> No.17431797

>>17431779
>>Stylized haircut
It's shit
>>Proper slim body
Genetics. Also wrong.
>>Long tail
Genetics
>>Perfect sized breasts
Genetics. Also wrong.
>>Gentle yet smug expression
Genetics
>>Posing like she was in arts class
Pretentious.

so none of this is stylish

>> No.17431809

A reminder to shag your shog.

>> No.17431812
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>>17431809
I want to shiggity shoggity my shoggity shwiggity.

>> No.17431816

>>17431809
I want to only get handjobs from my Shog and act all surprised when she gets pregnant from it.

>> No.17431823

>>17431809
Is there any comfier MG?
>inb4 anything else
Shogs can simulate that.

>> No.17431857

>>17431809
If you're scared of your shog, simply ask her to make you an onahole.
That way you can shag her without shortening your lifespan.

>> No.17431915
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17431915

Monster girls at the beach.

>> No.17431959

As Inari gain wisdom, power, and love, they gain tails. At the same time, gaining tails gives them wisdom and power. Plus it makes it easier for them to find a husband. Who's going to turn down a seven-tailed Waifu? She's literally heavenly.

But Inari are also great cooks. How would an Inari's skill improve as she got more tails? Can the most famous Kitsunes create dishes that would be impossible for anyone except a Lich, due to the sheer magical knowledge required for their creation?

>> No.17431963

>>17431915
Banana

>> No.17431980

Which monster girls would most dislike African Americans?

>> No.17431982

>>17431823
muscluar succ in a sweater

>> No.17431983

>>17431980
All of them.

>> No.17431995
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>>17431915
>Best Oni
Not even.

>> No.17431999

>Just preordered the English translation of the second MGE book
>Won't be get it/be able to read it until late November
I guess I'll just die.

>> No.17432002
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17432002

Would you a Nikuma?

>> No.17432006

>>17431983
Even the ones with dark skin themselves?

>> No.17432011

>>17431995
Ah, I desperately want to have this cute Oni as my childhood friend and get increasingly lewd with her until neither of us could hide our desire for each other.

>> No.17432014

>>17431995
Shuten is the lewdest, but she is not the best.

>>17431999
http://www.sevenseasentertainment.com/books/monster-girl-encyclopedia-ii/
Release date is currently planned for October 10

>> No.17432015

>>17432006
None of them are Sub-Saharan

>> No.17432019

>>17432014
Yes? That doesn't account for thing like shipping and me not being able to read it until late November.
I'll miss the whole thing when it releases and everyone is super hyped. I'll get it a bit over a month after that.

>> No.17432026

>>17431980
>MG's not being able to pick the diamonds out of any rough

something something mamemimomumana

>> No.17432033

I fucking hate Cheshire, and that doujin about her make me hate her even more, no one should be able to be that smug, the fucking smugness she displays is enough to make me rage.

>> No.17432039

>>17432026
>implying there are diamonds

>> No.17432043

>>17432026
I bet a lot of the slutty or rapey types would be into the hypersexual stereotype, and some of the mean ones might want to dominate one. Even if we assume all of them are racist and won't give a black man a chance as a person, there'd still be some who wanted one as an object.

>> No.17432057

>>17432039
I'm just sayin', dad stuck around. It was mom who left.

>>17432043
Technically this too.

>> No.17432068

>>17431753
>>17431753
I want to molest that cat.

>> No.17432078

>>17431753
Incredibly beautiful cat.
I want to cuddle her.

>> No.17432080

>>17431980
I think all of them? As all of them like whites, Asians etc?

Because if you actually read MGE you'll understand they don't care about your skin colour or looks?

People forget that the point is "uhhh only [Y male type] get the MGs!" Or "nooo only [X male type] do!

This is a fantasy setting where the girls like you no matter what, no matter if you're a fucking loser or a chad. They'll still like you.

>> No.17432092

>>17432080
Anon, the question was "Which monster girl hates black people the most." The correct answer is to report the post and not respond.

>> No.17432109

>>17432033
You're right.
I'd rather a boring vanilla Werecat than a smug Cheshire.
Hell, you can't even fuck the smug out of them because that's exactly what they want.

>> No.17432113
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17432113

Reminder that shortstacks are glorious miracles of the universe
>Huge tits, plump ass, and birthing hips as standard
>Perfect height for standing paizuri and bjs
>Flip them upside down and you can engage in standing 69, too
>Their feet can only dangle helplessly or leg-lock you while you fuck them
>Their stomach bulges obscenely when you go balls deep

>> No.17432124

>>17432109
Maybe if you violently rape them?, I mean there has to be a way to out-smug them, right? RIGHT?.

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17432125

>>17432113
Reminder that tallflats are glorious miracles of the universe
>Slender, elegant body with eyes at the perfect height
>Perfect height for standing cuddlefucks and intercrural
>Kisses and hugs extremely easy too, even while fucking
>Can feel their heartbeat while you're pressed together

>> No.17432129

>>17432113
>womanlets

>> No.17432133

>>17432113
What about dominant shortstacks?

>> No.17432154

>>17432133
Shortstacks only stay dominant if you let them. With a normal man's size and strength, all it takes is a rough fucking pressed up against a wall, and they'll start regularly rubbing up against you in a meek fashion to let you know they're ready for a pounding.

>> No.17432176

>>17432125
Marsille is not for lewd!

I agree otherwise. Tall muscle girls who protect you and be your big spoon are the best.

>> No.17432178

>>17432113
As shown in the picture, handling a shortstack by her horns proves your utter dominance as a male, and grants you complete rights to her body.
If she doesn't have horns then you have to be gentle and considerate.

>> No.17432212

>>17432125
Tallflats are the losers of the monster girl genetic lottery.
They don't have the cuteness of loli species, nor do they have the sexiness of well endowed species.
They don't even make the best NEETs, truly they have no redeeming qualities.

>> No.17432234

Pop quiz, anons.
Your Shoggoth maid is staring at you intently and making that yandere face, you know the one. What are the 3 things you absolutely should not do in that situation?

>> No.17432238

>>17432234
>Kiss her
>Propose marriage to her
>Put it in

>> No.17432242

>>17432234
Trick question. The only winning move is to outyandere her.

>> No.17432252

>>17432238
Anon, I asked you to tell me what you SHOULDN'T do.

>> No.17432254
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>>17432252
But doing that will lead to a bad end.
She'll make you undestand and shatter your sanity and reduce you to a babbling wreck in her arms.

>> No.17432264

>>17431995
>that
>best
Needs a workout regimen and a diet of red meat.

Needs to grow her hair out too.

>> No.17432269

>>17432234
Everything.
Just don't move. And pray that she'll stop her yandere face so that you don't get bad ended.

>> No.17432305

>>17432125
If they aren't pear shape the only thing they got going is their height.
>t. Manlet

>> No.17432312

>>17432305
Tallflats are like plain girls, their normality makes them extra cute.

>> No.17432373

There's nothing wrong with having a taller MG wife.

A lot of MGs are already tall.

>> No.17432381

>>17432373
This. Jinkos can get to 7 or 8 feet tall, oni taller still, and lets not forget about ogres.

>> No.17432389

>>17432381
>>17432373
There's nothing wrong with them being tall, they just need something else to go with it.

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>>17432373
Just be careful, tall monster girls are dangerous

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17432397

>>17432389
Like a cute outfit?

>> No.17432407

>>17432397
Cute outfits are nice but I'm talking muscles, chub, or huge tits/ass.

Gotta have something besides height.

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17432415

>>17431823
>Is there any comfier MG?
>>inb4 anything else
But can they simulate a sandworm's cuteness?

>> No.17432417

Pear-shaped lolis are the best. Other body types don't reach the heights of being cute and sexy at the same time like them.

>> No.17432435

>>17432417
Chubby, pear-shaped lolis are the cutest

>> No.17432438

>>17432435
Slim and fit pear-shaped lolis are more attractive, though.

>> No.17432439

>>17432234
>A lot of MGs are already tall.
Wocks are confirmed for womanlets going by the Cheshire doujin and I wouldn't be surprised if Jinkos were too.

Remember, it's japanese tall, not western tall.

>> No.17432440
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>>17432417
And spankability?

>> No.17432441

>>17432435
>Chubby
No fatties allowed

>> No.17432442

>>17432439
How the fuck did I quote the wrong post there? >>17432373

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>>17432439
What if I already like minichuffs?

>> No.17432449

>>17432438
The soft ones are cuddlier.

>> No.17432450

>>17432449
I prefer to feel the warmth of my waifu's blood coursing through her hard, thick thighs against my cheek.

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>>17432443
Nothing wrong with wanting to breed a minichuff.

>> No.17432502

>>17432484
Minichuffs are for acting cute for their oniichan who treats them like they're still minichuffs even when they've grown to become megachuffs

>> No.17432521

>>17432502
>adult imoutos
Yes, this pleases me. Really underused and great with some girls

Like a tall muscled Jinko in jeans and a sweater, lounging around on the couch and asking her onii-chan to give her a shoulder rub after a hard day's work of fetch her a beer. Smiling warmly with that same look of innocence she had as a young girl when her onii-chan spoils her.

>> No.17432558

>>17432521
That is.
Especially when she tries to sit in his lap like she used to but is too big and blocks the screen.

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>>17432440
That's a minor factor in the grand scheme of things.

When you look at a pear from the waist up, her cuteness appeals to your heart and protective instincts. But below the waist she's pure sex appeal: the swaying hips, and the way the thick thighs and big butt frame the smooth mound between her legs and the tight back entrance above it when she's bending over. The body and maybe even the girl herself are begging you to gently enter the gates of her lower lips and anus in every position you can think of.

Additionally consider the mix of both of those traits together, how can someone so cute be so sexual, or someone so sexy be so cute. Some things >>17432113 said apply here too, her small size and weight make numerous sex acts possible, easy or extra lewd, and some light stomach bulging makes the compatibility of loli holes and fully constructed penises visually apparent. In the other direction, her cuteness keeps the carnal desires invoked by her body from being completely out of control and makes you want to take the best possible care of her before, after and during sex. Monstergirl lolis are already an unique combination of sexuality and innocence, and the body type compliments it even more.

>> No.17432581

>>17432558
>pouts when you tell her it doesn't work like it used to
>settles for laying with her head in your lap
>idly stroke her hair and ears as you watch tv together with a warm feeling in your chests as it reminds you of the old days

>> No.17432608

>>17432581
Best part is getting her to sleep and then playing wither her ears while she chuffs

>> No.17432631

>>17432608
If a tall jinko said something along the lines of "I love you onii-chan" between her snores and chuffs I'd probably die on the spot.

>> No.17432641

we sign tailpussies

>> No.17432657

>>17432641
>Be famous rock star anon
>After your concert monster girls glock to you in droves begging you to have sex with them
>Ask you to sign their tits
>Manticores ask you to sign their tail

>> No.17432705

>>17431117
I like Paladins. They're cute

>> No.17432835

Anyone try the dark elf rpgmaker game on steam? http://store.steampowered.com/app/665180/Dark_Elf/
They say all the lewd shit is censored but you can patch it in as dlc (which costs more than the actual game)
Some next level engrish going on there too

>> No.17432836

>>17432033
You're not alone on that one.

>> No.17432951

>>17432835
Well, If I want it I'll just pirate it then. Fuck them.

>> No.17432986

>>17432835
>look up the r18 stuff
>it's orcs and ntr

>> No.17433001

>>17432986
dropped

>> No.17433002

>>17432951
Wow, it was surprisingly easy to find pirated copies of this.

>> No.17433003

It's been a long time since I've been here, has any MG in ornate dress armor come into existence yet?

Not even necessarily MGE.

>> No.17433019
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Cute

>> No.17433031

>>17432986
not the biggest surprise of all time

>> No.17433036

>>17433003
Dullahans and Valkyries

>> No.17433051

>>17433019
>tallflat mosquito
She really need to be good at sucking, if you know what I mean.

>> No.17433053

>>17432986
>dark elf
>rape and orc
Wow, what a surprise
Not

>> No.17433057

>>17433051
If we go by that manga chapter, she's petite. The girls are not in scale

>> No.17433125

>>17433019
i think i would like the like mothman a lot more if not for her creepy stumpy gimp arms

captcha: bonar avenue

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Watamote just came to my mind and I wonder if this is how MGs see the NEET anons.

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>>17433053
Is it that hard to get vanilla loving with a cute brown elf?

>> No.17433168

>>17433161
Yes

>> No.17433180

>>17433128
Seems legit, judging by the amount of anons who want to fug Tomoko. They'd be all over those juicy hikkyneets.

>> No.17433195

>>17433128
I'm a NEET of many years but I'm not quite as bad as Tomoko. Still pretty bad though, I want a nice monster girl to take care of me.

>> No.17433202

>>17432502
>megachuff

Go on.

>> No.17433208

>>17432575
>Anon's detailed essay on why Pear shaped lolis are the best

>> No.17433217

>>17433202
Eight foot tall jinkos with huge muscles.

May or may not come in the heavily scarred variety depending on which they grew up in.

Very weak to being spoiled.

>> No.17433233

>>17433161
They are too pure and rapeble so it's normal that it attracts those things. Maybe one day we'll see the world purged of elf x monster rape.

>> No.17433234

>>17433217
Sound perfect. Does she fall weak to the ball of yarn? Accidentally punching a whole through the floor while playing with it?

If you spoil her with treats will she chuff?

>> No.17433253

>>17433234
Younger ones will but the older ones will only look at it with disdain, knocking it aside but keeping an eye on it while its in the room.

But yes, they do chuff when you give them treats.

>> No.17433263

>>17433253
Catnip for mega chuffs must be so bad it takes a tanker of her husband's cum to tranqulize her

>> No.17433295

>>17433263
Yeah.
Some manticore aid may be needed to calm one down.

>> No.17433310

I want a chuff to do this to me: https://youtu.be/kPb6HLrNN2A

>> No.17433311

>>17433195
Do you want a nice housewive like Inari? A dominant monster girl that will take charge of you and protect you like Hellhound? Or a calm strong bodyguard like Jinko and Ochimusha?

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>> No.17433354

>>17433311
Can I have a submissive jinko that likes being petted like a smaller cat? I always really liked tigers and I think I'd be able to be more open and friendly with someone who let me take the initiative

>> No.17433364

>>17433311
Either a motivational Anubis who gets my shit in order or a rich Wight who is fine with my ways and just wants me by her side.

I'm torn between the two.

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17433394

>your lichfu tells you this
what's the proper reaction?

>> No.17433408

>>17433394
>Implying she was going by any normal ethics to begin with
Just do some experiments with her like normal.

>> No.17433415

>>17433394
To shut up and spread your legs.

>> No.17433421

>>17433394
She's going in the cage again.

>> No.17433422

>>17433394
How are ethics real if pain isnt even real in this reality? I guess id just pat her on the head and appreciate the sentiment.

>> No.17433424

>>17433394
Probably to leave, find someone else

>> No.17433430

>>17433394
>find her phylactery
>tell her you wanna do some experiments with her
>break her phylactery
>stick it in her pooper
>turn her into your personal butt slut scientist who can't even think straight without spmething in her ass
It's a win win situation.

>> No.17433436

>>17433312
Reminder that touching your dragon too much and whispering sweet nothing in her ear might make her too affectionate.

>> No.17433441

>>17433312
This picture has no right to be as hot as it is.

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>>17433394
I really want a monster girl version of Yuuko.

>> No.17433447

>>17433436
Thats a bad thing?

>> No.17433451

>>17433445
Where is this from?

>> No.17433459

>>17433445
Muv-Luv, from what I remember that scene was in the second part. She's joking mostly.

>> No.17433462

>>17433459
>>17433451

>> No.17433473

>>17433447
Some of her relatives would shun her for being a mere female lizard.

Then again those Dragons will die single and become a Dragon Zombie.

>> No.17433478

>>17433447
Some people like their dragons to be 100% rulers of earth.

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How do you think MGs would handle being integrated into a galactic civilization?

>> No.17433510

>>17433505
>mammalian

>> No.17433519

>>17433510
A monstergirl is half-human though.

>> No.17433524

>>17433128
got back into the comics, and tomoko has changed

>> No.17433526

How do I train my dragon?

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>>17433505

>> No.17433556

>>17433208
It was merely an excerpt or abstract, there's potentially so much more to say and so little time.

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>>17431579
>>17431558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3iElEt-k4g

When you realize it's the same T-Rex from the very first Jurassic Park reclaiming her island

>> No.17433559

>>17433526
Give her lots of love and adventures. If you want her to be a maidragon just be in touch with your inner kiki.

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>> No.17433611

>>17433609
I'm absolutely loving the surge in Izmir art.

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>>17433526
Alcohol

>> No.17433618

>>17432407
Pretty sure she got a nice, plump ass after her daughter was born in the after-story.

>> No.17433620

>>17433614
Is that the only good yuri monstergirl

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>>17433620

You're forgetting Kanna-chan.

>> No.17433632

>>17433620
Pure yuri, as in not just threesome foreplay?

Yes

Not including animal girls

>> No.17433676

>>17433354
Jinkos are kinda submissive per the profile, it states they "devote their whole existence" to their husbands. So outside of mating season, she would be quite submissive.

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17433693

This is worse than a show trial. Justice in mamono realms truly does not for the not wealthy. Might as well just represent myself in trial.

>> No.17433694

How old until dragons stop being lolis? I want a legal loli dragon to fall for me but I find it hard to do the same for her because shes a loli so we both wait until she grows up a bit.

>> No.17433698

>>17433676
They can devote their life while being dominant. Hunt for him, teach him how to fight, take the lead in bed for him.

Devotion isn't really an indicator of sub or dom.

>> No.17433708

>>17433693
Wurm sure does a lot of odd jobs.

>> No.17433714

>>17433694
16.

>> No.17433726

>>17433708
She is a hard worker and I really like that about her. Would anyone feel strange with their waifus bringing home more money than them?

>> No.17433742

>>17433726
Not really.

Hell, I'd love a tanuki, dragon, smoke hobo, etc, partially because of that reason.

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And this is why you should never go to a Jinko jungle or forest in mating season or wearing catnip.

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>>17433019
That's a pretty good moth.

>> No.17433766

>>17433760
Try as they might, those mini-chuffs will never take anon down!

>> No.17433771

>>17433762
That's a bad moth.

>> No.17433772

>>17433019
>scorpiongirls
Fucking finally crabman. I love it.

>> No.17433777

>>17433771
Just tame her.

>> No.17433784

>>17433771
Did you not read the filename?

That's clearly a rare Lovemoth. National Geographic is going to make a documentary and everything.

>> No.17433789

>>17433766
What if they're in their first mating season? Do not underestimate a mini-chuff's determination.

>> No.17433793

>>17433777
No, she's a scary moth that kills the mothers of little boys.

>>17433784
Anon you can't just call a psychopathic murderer whatever you want.

>> No.17433798

>>17433789
Try as they may, those mini-chuffs determination is not enough to take down a full grown anon.

No, those mini-chuffs will taste defeat that day and must come again when they are older.

>> No.17433803

>>17433760
>walking through a jinko jungle with untied shoelaces and a pocket full of loose change
>turn around and notice your being followed by a pack of cats

>> No.17433805

>>17433793
>kills mothers of little boys

Except she hit the reset button enough times until a proper reality came into being.

Now she's happily married, no murder required.

>> No.17433814

>>17433793
She was a bad mother.

>> No.17433816

>>17433742
Would you be okay with your Smoke Hobo wife having a side room that 'hubby isn't allowed to go in while wifey is working' that she always brings shady looking monstergirls in to conduct business?

>> No.17433828

>>17433816
Maybe.

No promises that I wouldn't try to peek in though.

>> No.17433838

>>17433805
>>17433814
Moth apologists please leave.

>> No.17433840

>>17432234
Don't start running immediately. Instead, walk firmly but calmly to the nearest avenue of escape.

>> No.17433850

>>17433828
>Nury notices you peeking in
>Sets down her pipe and asks the other girls politely to please excuse her
>Opens the screen door and grabs you by the back of the head
>Gently shoves your face into her prodigious bosom, stroking the back of your head and letting you get a good deep whiff of her scent as well as feeling her melons pressing against the side of your head
>"Now dearest, I know you're very curious, and its just one more thing I love about you, but you have to promise me you'll let your humble little wife have her private work time with her friends uninterrupted, okay? I promise I'll make it up to you tenfold at the end of every day~"
>tilts your head up and gives you a deep kiss, swirling her tongue around your mouth before breaking it away and booping you on the nose with a finger and a wink before turning to head back inside
>Firmly closes the screen door behind her, smoke lightly trailing out the bottom

>> No.17433862

>>17433777
No

>>17433805
>Now she's happily married
Didn't happen, we're still waiting for next chapter

>> No.17433863

>>17433850
Would be nice.

Although it would be funny to have the strongfat oni she always sees about 'inventory' blow me a kiss on the way out.

>> No.17433885

>>17433850
Shady smoke hobos are the best, I want one that runs a hotspring that's used as a front for money laundering and offers VIP rooms that are soundproof so that yakuza girls can make their deals in secret.

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Monster girls never ever babysit just because they enjoy it, or for the money.
They always have ulterior motives, even the seemingly gentle and kind species.

>> No.17433907

>>17433885
I want to be the boytoy of a trio of Smoke hobo sisters.

The traditionally alluring face and brains of the operations with wide hips and an ample bust.

The muscled, scarred one that runs 'security' and is far quieter than the others.

And, lastly, the jovial, strongfat one in charge of recruitment.

Would love to be the non-involved husband they could come back to at the end of the day.

>> No.17433914

>>17433019
I'm going to impregnate that Killer Bee.

>> No.17433919

>>17433863
>"Hey hey, this that stud you're always playin' up? You weren't kiddin. Quite a trophy. You and your wife into, eh... side drinks, little man? Hit me up if so~"
>Shoves a card in your face and winks as she saunters out
Remember, Nurys are down with that kind of thing. Would be pretty great in my mind.
>>17433885
Do you prefer to be in on it or 'blissfully unaware'?

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>>17433906
A Unicorn wouldn't and you bloody well know it anon.

>> No.17433930

>>17433920
>Implying she isn't scouting for a virgin husband

>> No.17433932

>>17433919
Well, not gonna lie.

I am tempted to do such a thing so long as the wife is Ok.
And she is aware that I will have to take responsibility.

>> No.17433945

>>17433932
That's all good with her anon. You're the 'boss' anyway in her eyes~
How would you broach it then? Slap her ass the next time she comes over? Have your wife in with you for some threesome action, or just go at her one on one?

>> No.17433949

>>17433932
And the night train grows.

>> No.17433956

>>17433907
Sounds like a fun life.
>>17433919
>Do you prefer to be in on it or 'blissfully unaware'?
I prefer to know that she's doing bad things but to be kept in the dark on the details unless necessary for my safety. Knowing too much without needing to can lead to bad things.

>> No.17433967

>>17433394
SCREAMS OF TERROR

After all, it's no fun for her otherwise, right?

>> No.17433970

>>17433945
Wife would be present and I probably open up with a slap on that onis ass before letting the night continue as normal until 'work' is done.

THEN we would get down to the loving.

May even throw some other flirtatious things at her during the night although me and the wife would act as if its normal.

>> No.17433976

>>17433526
Well first you have to catch her by the wing with some bolas. Then slowly learn how to fix the flight issues you caused while hiding her from everyone. Then you and she go and save your people at a critical moment.

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>>17433394
LICHES
no sense of right and wrong

>> No.17433980

>>17433956
That it would be.

Doing some lifting with the muscled one while she lifts in the private gym and asking why she keeps looking around.

Playing vidya with the strongfat one and telling her that she doesn't need to keep offering me 'intensives' to do anything.

Having little chats with the eldest and talking without having any little hidden phrases or 'offers' with her.

Nothing would be better than being able to sit down with them at dinner and let them relax after a long day in the MGC Underworld.

>> No.17433983

>>17433970
See, people undervaule or overreact to this kind of stuff but I think its fantastic. Both you and the wife tag teaming to get the Oni all flustered and bothered throughout the meeting so she doesn't know whether you're actually serious about gettin it on or if its just teasing. Makes it all the more worth it when you both wrap her in that night.

>> No.17433989

>>17433983
>Oni gets teased all meeting long unsure if its okay for her crime boss's husband to be doing such things towards her
>At the end of the night makes a move to stay over
>Nury pretends to be super angry about it, tells her she knows what happens to traitors in the business
>Oni terrified and thrown in a dark room
>Thinks this is the end and she'll be sleeping with the fishes
>Instead feels two sets of hands start roaming over her lewdly, feminine giggles from one side and masculine ones from the other as the night begins

>> No.17433997

>>17433978
you missed on obvious pun opportunity.

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