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WRONG NUMBER WOMAN
THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME YOU'VE CALLED ME
SCREAMING THE SAME THING
NO, THIS ISN'T THE LUNAR CAPITAL EITHER

>>17501428
Calm down stupid villager, she lost her son.

>>17501274
always

>>17501441
Do you need a fucking shovel?

>>17501441
>Calm down stupid villager, she lost her son.
The man who killed her son is already long dead. And she is so crazy that she ended up going after the guy's ex-wife instead.

Chang'e already left her husband for years when the murder took place, she literally had nothing to do with it.

Madness is good

Would you make this divine spirit a mommy once again?

>>17501527
A long ass time ago, where the fuck were you when the sun dropped out of the sky you heretic?

>>17501642
Except the man who killed her son was her husband, and her husband was also at one point Chang'e's husband, according to Eirin's account of events, and Chang'e supposedly had "an evil gift.".

Though impossible to know for certain without more information, it's fully possible Chang'e, knowingly or not, at least inspired the man to kill the child he had with Junko, in much the same way some stalkers might try to assassinate a public figure under the delusion that it would impress the object of their obsession.

As Junko had already killed her husband for his betrayal, is it not only logical to then go after the one responsible for him going astray and triggering the complete collapse of her life? Assuming Chang'e truly had no direct role in what happened, Junko's anger would genuinely be misplaced, true, but given the tendency for Lunarians in general to be a bunch of arrogant, manipulative assholes? It's not unthinkable that Chang'e might not be entirely innocent.

Reminder that 后羿 literally did nothing wrong and Junko is a psycho bitch.

>>17501788
To say a Lunarian did nothing wrong is like saying the ocean never got anyone wet.

>>17501642
Chang'e please go.

Why isn't there any birthing porn of her? Are new twowhos just not that popular.

>>17501788
Fuck off Loose Change

>>17502459
Chang'e is a frog?

>tfw heavy desires of impregnating Junko

How I make this stop? I believe she won't even notice me at all ;_;

>>17502462
http://sdchm.blogspot.com.es/2010/09/chang-e-heroic-moon-fairy-or-spoiled.html

>>17502462
>Chang'e is a frog?
Only one extremely unpopular interpretation. Everyone seem to prefer her staying being a beautiful immortal.

Her story basically has multiple versions purely because we are talking about 2000BC bronze age.

>>17501754
Additionally, Eirin does not condemn Junko's actions at all. Were Junko's motives unfounded, Eirin no doubt would have remarked on them mockingly, as she has shown herself wont to do.

>>17502462
Yes. Hence

>>17502833
>Only one extremely unpopular interpretation
It's what Touhou rolls with. Specifically toad
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Strange_Creators_of_Outer_World/Legacy_of_Lunatic_Kingdom_interview_with_ZUN

>you will never fill the sorrow in her heart and sire another child with her

fuck moon jews

>>17501274
testing

>>17501274
Last night I had a dream..
I was watching Thor... and she was there, wanting to steal the King's... jewelry??

>>17503701
>I guess Greece's economy entered the realm of fantasy.
I will never not laugh at this.

Junko is my MOM!

>>17509647
you are fucking dead then

>>17509828
>>17509647
Junko is my mum, but I'm adopted.

Reminding myself of this makes me feel better about... well, things.

>>17509862
Your mum is my paizuri slave, dude.

>>17509862
your mum is my wife dude

>>17510424
>>17510099
Yes. I know. I am reminded almost every night.

>>17510424
Your wife is my sex slave, dude.

she deserved a better game

I still haven't fought her on anything but easy because clownpiece memes me until I burst into treats

>>17501685
yes

>>17501685

>>17512144
That doesn't make any sense, mum.

I fucking hate chang'e.
Why does she have to block out the sun?

Chang'e are you watching?

>>17512462
Can I watch if I'm not Chang'e?

chang'e go ciaociao

>>17501788
kys nigger

>>17512776
>nigger

>>17501685
Y-yes!!

Oh no you didn't.

>>17518826
is that some warugaki?
is it yours?

Junko is A FAG !

I kind of liked it your way, how you shyly placed your eyes on me, but did you ever know that I had mine on you?

>>17512644
Now THIS is comedy

>>17501274
no i am not

>>17534339
Fuck off, Chang'e.

>>17501468
Wow, didn't know you were that stupid Chang'e.
>Daijobu, we do it all the time, not that that's an excuse by this point

>>17524384
Squall didn't die at the end of Disc One, you're just a terrible person by nature who hurts others, covering my bases there. Lazy deathdealing flood-flop house rich bitch.

>>17512578
If Junko had intimate relations with enough versions of herself across the (multiverse) would she remember who she is, and do you even care?

>>17509828
John Stalvern would disagree on that point, friendo.

>>17538450
Squall was a normal teenager with summon-induced brain damage who had to deal with some really heavy shit. He complained, but he still got shit done, unlike "nyeeeh I'm literally just here to shoot Edea but I'm not gonna do it now" guy.