/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17512316
Dark mages are love.

Kobolds are cute!

Remember to hug pouting kitties.

Lilims come in many shapes and forms!

I want to be chosen by a gyaru shog!

Having a cute MG cry in your arms after telling her you won't abandon her!

Meidos are
O L E V
L
E
V

Any news from KC and the comiket?

>>17512423
What news? C92 ended like a week ago

>>17512388
Oh god. The shivers.

>>17512423
The booklets were posted on his enty, and he already confirmed that WG3 will be released at the next comiket

>>17512316
>tfw no gyaru cow gf

Weeb Lilim.

>>17512328
Kobolds sniffing master's butt then giving him a rimjob!

>>17512491
Regular cows nicely ask for non-lewd milking every few days or so, and will do it themselves if you refuse
Gyaru cows demand daily milking sex, and will seduce you into doing it if you refuse

>>17512501
And then licking mastah's face!

>>17512502
But why would I ever refuse?

>>17512511
She knows that's yucky!
That's a spanking for her!

>>17512511
I want a kobold childhood friend!

x is best girl

>You're a bit far from your village, aren't ya boy?

>>17512517
Maybe you're tired, or maybe you just want orange juice instead of milk

>>17512591
>Smug wolfu knows exactly why you wandered so far into the woods

I would like too see a whole variety of different lamia scales

>>17512613
Great, big, strongfat, Anaconda Lamia.

>>17512641
Would you want her to lift you up for a chugjob?
It's like keg chugging, only you're the keg, you're slung over a big girl's shoulder, and she's sucking your dick.

>>17512613
Loving a Lamia is for her scales is perverted
Some Lamias will find it endearing and enjoy coiling around you that much more
Others will find you creepy and keep their tail away from you

>>17512655
But what if you told a Lamia you find everything about her from her face to her scales sexy?
Or worse yet, cute?

>>17512667
Fashion Snake

>>17512667
Then you get a wife.
>Spoilers
You get a pregnant wife.

Dragons are fun

>>17512694
Dragons are a lot of hard work
If you want a Succubus to step on you, you simply need to ask her nicely and return the favor later on
If you want a Dragon to step on you, you need to seduce her over a long period of time and convince her of your worthiness

This is your Monster Girl villain for this episode of Might Morphin Power Paladins.

>>17512708
Damn heretical Demon with their delicious thighs and attractive horns
May the Wyvern rangers defeat her before she corrupt young innocent shotas

>>17512718
>demonic
>cross is still legit christian

>>17512761
It's upside down, that's makes it a satanical symbol
She was probably a pure christian maiden before falling for Satan's tricks

Salamanders rock!
What weapon would you use in a duel?
>Inb4 "lower sword"

>>17512767
The upside down cross is a christian symbol tho

>>17512767
saint peter

>>17512694
>that amount of ara ara
My dick is a divining rod and I think I found the fucking water

>>17512771
an aluminum baseball bat would be perfect for me

>>17512771
A gun.

>>17512767
Or she's just a big fan of Black Sabbath

>>17512771
Real men fight with their fists
I'd use tonfas because I'm too weak

>>17512862
I don't trust this "human" schoolgirl, and what is that weird rod she is carrying?

>>17512771
Spear, specifically a demon silver one so I can impale her, sticking her to the floor and fuck her when she can't fight back.

>>17512771
Lance, Weapon Triangle Advantage. Pray to Ashera that she doesn't have a lancereaver.

>>17512812
>Anon tries to shoot a Salamander
>She deflects it and tells him to stop messing around with a toy
Go improve your AGI and get a bow if you want a ranged weapon

>>17512871
This is only ok when Cursed Swords do it to boys

What are the rules on posting random green text writings? Do I have to get it approved first by a committee, or like post on a separate site? Or am I good to just dump stuff out? Just curious.

>>17512893
JUST FUCKING POST IT
as long as it doesn't have anything triggering, just post the damn thing.

>>17512888
I'll just use a shotgun instead since you can't actually deflect those.

>>17512866
She's not human you silly.

>>17512771
A nice sord.

>>17512888
>This is only ok when Cursed Swords do it to boys
Please, salamanders get off on being beaten in combat.

>>17512896
What are things considered "triggering"?

>>17512893
Depends on the length, if it's long enough you can pastebin it but just go ahead and post it in the thread otherwise.

>>17512316
Gyaru cheshires are for ear scritching and hair ruffling.

>>17512913
Gyaru cheshires are the kind of girls that would make you think they are normal sluts, but deep down they are pure.

>>17512900
She is both cute and creepy. I can only assume that she is an abomination of some sorts, they're the only ones who can pull that off

>>17512903
True, but impaled rape is meant for Cursed Sword because they get pleasure and joy from feeling your insides with their blade

Impale her, claim your victory, properly retract your spear and then rape her. Feel free to rough her up a bit as foreplay

>>17512917
Thats why you gotta give them hugs when they act slutty towards you.

>>17512920
They might just nibble at your ears when you do that though.

>>17512926
Then I'll give her a kiss on the cheek in return!

>>17512905
Standard crap
>NTR
>Guro
>Scat
>Futa
>HFY
>yuri (when its just plain yuri and not used in corruptions or threesomes)
>Mid-heavy maledom
>ANY notion of a male monster that isn't in some way connected to alps
>elf pussy tentacles
>Hell hound taming
>just being shit

And depending on the day
>Anything to do with kobold children
>Female mind break
>The bicorn and nura cuck show
>harems
>referencing star wars or 40K (give or take)

>>17512929
You think that this contest will end somewhere, but it'll keep going for as long as you let it.

>>17512939
Cuddling on the couch.
Gonna make her the little spoon

>>17512945
You're going to hear her purr and she'll be incredibly embarrassed by it. Don't tease her too much.

>>17512950
Nuzzling, hands about the waist, falling asleep with a smile.

It will be comfy

>>17512917
That would be the ultimate prank
A gyaru Cheshire would spend months seducing you and tempting you into having a taste of her heavily used pussy
She would always make comments about how many times she did it and how it's a miracle that she didn't get pregnant with some random man's child that she fucked on a whim
She would jump at every opportunity to make fun of how much of an inexperienced virgin you are
And then when you finally accept she would belittle you about how you're so desesperate for sex that you're willing to have sloppy hundredths like her take your virginity
Upon insertion you would realize that she was a virgin all along and she would shoot you the smuggest smile ever

>>17512969
Enough to make a man do his best raging shroom junkie impression.

>>17512641
Boa lamia more than twice the t h i c c and length of other lamias with an instinctive need to deepthroat

>>17512969
For boning till she looks like a hundred men went in her in a row.

>>17512932
>Hell hound taming
To be fair this one has died down and people have talked about it civilly in recent weeks now the whole argument over if it's possible or not has no reason to happen any more.

are hellhounds scared of vacuum cleaners?

>>17512995
I will agree with that
I like the idea of a hellhound just bullshitting the wandering scholar
Like the femdom thing is still there, but its not as intense as she makes it out to be

>>17512981
That's a lot of snake, the risk of death by suffocation is though the roof

>>17513005
Scared? No.
Overly aggressive and destructive? Yes.

>>17512932
What about Yuri in order to gather resources?

>>17513005
They growl at vacuum cleaners and melt them if you don't introduce them to it slowly.
>>17513011
A lot of the things KC has clarified about profiles is probably caused by exactly that sort of thing. That and the scholar has a human's understanding of things and lived in order territory so his view on things is pretty bias.

>>17513016
If its an mge snake no problem, if its an emg snake yes, if its an mgq snake run like hell

>>17513024
YuREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17513024
You see now, what happen when the alrune gets a man?
Do the bees just find another unmarried flower to molest for nectar?
Or does anon get a weird harem of a flower or and several bees?

>>17513029
Early MGE bad translated snake was aproblem
good times

Which monster girl species is the best at [spoilers]cuddling[/spoilers]?

>>17513024
That's just nature, man.
>>17513039
I like the idea of one Bee and an Alraune as wives.
>cute bee loli hungrily taking the busty alraune's nectar directly from the source as you pound her small body from behind

>>17513054
It's like you don't even browse the thread or something

Which Monster Girl is best at cuddles?

>>17513059
>>17513062
I do but I need more opinions to conduct my research. also spoiler tags are hard

>>17513062
Canonically yeti, but personally i think a holst would be nice since they look so soft

>>17512896
>le unironic trigger meme xD
Kill yourself

>>17513062
I would love to get forcefully and brutally cuddled by a pack of dormice and large mice.

>>17513072
So you would rather have a bad green that derails the thread because people don't know how not to sperge on the internet?

>>17513075
>forcefully and brutally cuddled
>by a pack of dormice
That would be an amusing sight to see.

>>17513080
>You came to the wrong tea party oniichan!

>>17513080
They'd be total criminals about it, even arguing amongst each other as they push and shove to be able to wrap their arms and legs on any limb they can manage.

>>17513079
Honestly, While I understand "playing it safe" people need thicker skins.

>>17512316
But gyarus are used goods

Everytime i come back you manchildren are arguing about something.
Post underrated girls instead.

>>17513099
shut the fuck up

>>17513099
>Alp
>Underrated
Fuck off

>>17513099
>Post underrated girls instead.
>Posts a man
Neck yourself.

>>17513068
I agree, yeti look delightfully soft. I wonder if there is a blanket that could replicate that feeling

>>17513104
Alps are cancer at this point.

Alps were made to cause suffering.

>>17513099
You should probably kill yourself.

>No sexualised version of roller coaster tycoon

>>17513107
>it's a man meme
We find a cure for mental illness and you reject it. Nigga what.

>>17513123
>MGE roller coaster tycoon
>All the rides are themed after various monsters
>Keep having to hire animal mascots due to them keep whisking people away
> A CC Skeleton runs a "Mrs Bones wild ride"

>>17513111
Nothing could replicate the feeling of drinking a CC yeti's spiked hot chocolate, falling asleep in her arms, and having her cuddle you for the rest of the day.

>>17513131
>fucking an alp
>"hey anon remember when i was a guy? haha"
you can keep them fag

>>17513140
What if the wild ride was just an endless orgasm denial?
>"I wan't to get off on Mrs Bone's wild ride"

>>17513150
Why did I read that in Mickey Mouse's voice?

>>17513152
Damn it, too tired to laugh right now.

>>17513153
Because you don't think waifuing an alp is as appealing as chewbacca taking a shit

>>17513123
>Get free ride on a Tanuki coaster
>Sit behind a Wight and her husband
>Get hit by a load of semen from the Wight giving her husband a clawjob during the ride
It was free, but I'd still ask for a refund.

>>17513225
>>17513123
>Going anywhere that has monstergirl involvement
>ever

>>17513225
for shame on the wright not angling the penis towards her mouth

>>17512701
>Not having a stonk and loyal waifu that you have to win over, over some nobody that just wants your body for her pleasure.

Plump cats are for _____

>>17513249
Go on a fucking diet fatty

>>17513160
Well, now you're just putting words in my mouth.

>>17513123
>Tanukis invented DLC

>>17513252
All she wants is for you to be comfy anon

>>17513259
Anon, don't bother responding to them. They're too insecure to understand how great alps are.

There is too much hate in the world and in the thread.

Roll a random monster girl and say something nice about her or her species.

>Thunderbird
>Her beautifully colored wings are stunning in more than one way!

>>17513039
I remembered the world guide saying the Alraune's nectar gets sweeter and more potent after the honeybees have their way with her.

Also a man is encouraged to join in if he stumbles upon >>17513024 .

>>17513242
Be honest with yourself Anon
You want to work hard and get a Dragon waifu you can be proud of, but if you were actually given the chance you would let yourself get raped by the first low level monster girl you found cute

>>17513249
Spoiling with healthy treats and slowly making them lose weight through intense sex sessions

>>17513306
>Vampire
They suck in a really nice way.

>>17513249
>loose weight eviscerate volume 2:sea of blood island of death

>>17513306
>Chochin-Obake
She's the light of my life, literally and figuratively.
They are really cute, but knowing that a lantern could come to life would make me overly cautious around them.

>>17513386
Anon, anything can become a monster girl if you take good enough care of it.

>>17512932
>elf pussy tentacles

Do I even want to fucking know?

>>17513306
>not enjoying hatred and shitstorms
What a pussy

>>17513416
Just some guy pushing that idea to get reactions from the thread, it's not really worth looking at.

>>17513290
Exactly. Alps are the closest you can get to fucking a man without having your sexual identity challenged.

>>17513434
>this nigga

>>17513306
>Flowkelp
A beautiful green girl, a skin colour there's not enough of and the gloomy air about her makes her incredibly tempting to hug. Can change body types on a whim so variety is never an issue and their clinginess gives yetis a good rival.

Zombies are for ______

>>17513306
>Atlach-Nacha
Her beautiful ruby eyes speak volumes about her true personality. Watching them go from hard to soft must be a wonderful experience.

>>17513447
>Implying it isn't
Then tell me how much closer I can get to fucking a man without being called gay because that makes me ask uncomfortable questions. But I'm totally not gay okay.

>>17513475
You're already a flaming faggot since you want to fuck a dude.

>>17513469
Skullfucking.

>>17513469
Taking advantage of in the morning while they're still warming up.

>>17513478
What?! Of course I don't. I want to fuck an Alp, suck on her tail. I don't want to fuck a man.

>>17513469
Spanking their big fat Zombie butts while they groan with pleasure, so much so that they enjoy being spanked when they attain Wighthood.

>>17513549
How did the sabbath get a license to serve liquor?

>>17513554
>He doesn't know about the loli Tanuki crew

>>17513499
Then you could fuck succubus or any other random demon girl. The only fetish that alp has is "I want to fuck a man". That's it. If you prefer alp over succubi you want to fuck a man

>>17513579
>If you prefer alp over succubi you want to fuck a man
No no, I just want to fuck the closet thing to a man, it's completely different you see?

>>17513594
Like, reverse trap?

>>17512771
Shield and short sword
I'm going murmillo on her ass
Maybe literally on her ass

We need more dragon blacksmith/bounty hunters

>>17513549
The best way to drink sake is from a loli Oni's thighs
What's the best way to drink beer?

>>17512918
>because they get pleasure and joy from feeling your insides
That sounds mega gay
Please keep your cursed swords securely stored in a weapon locker

>>17513596
No because those are just women. It's not the same if they've never been men

>>17512316
You shouldn't reward rebellious behavior like that, it's unfair to the well-behaved monster girls

>>17513616
Wow you flaming homo, I'm surprised you haven't alped yet.

>>17513062
My wife

Is the Mist Continent essentially Dynasty Warriors funtimes land?

>>17512932
>HFY
But you fags love it

>>17513630
I hope so
>you'll never spend centuries with your Jiangshi, walking misty mountain trails, picking immortal herbs, slaying spirit beasts, cultivating Qi and refining drugs to pop.
Shit would be fun,

Is it time?

>>17513641
Not until 2:30 in Ohio.

>>17513638
I think it's fun. People just dislike it because of some drama in the past that happened elsewhere.

>>17513614
Violently cutting you up and painting the walls with your mana is not gay
Impaling your exhausted body to the ground and raping you on repeat until she finally calms down isn't gay either
Maybe slowly penetrating your chest with her blade and you cumming from it could be considered gay, but that's on you

Cursed Swords need to be cherished and loved daily through the comfy times and the times where she goes berserk too

>>17513641
Bout another two and a half hours for Colorado.

>>17513630
3 nations at war. Pretty much. I hope the leader of the corruption monster dom nation is Cao Cao

>>17513641
It will only get to 67% where I am.

I'm still hoping it means the waifus will come though.

>>17513630
It's confirmed to be huge and have 4 nations at war with each other

We need a Lu Bu Dragon that Anons keep pursuing because of how renowned she is

>>17513663
Like is zero no tsukaima?

>>17512771
I use my wife. She doesnt even need to use her sword to win. She will fight for my honor and we will fuck for days after that.

What we need is to travel to volcanos

>>17513659
The leaders of each nation will probably be monstergirl composites of assorted Liu, Cao, and Sun families.

>>17512771
I use my wife. She doesnt even need to use her sword to win. She will fight for my honor and we will fuck for days after that.

>>17513651
None of this is changing my opinion that these things need to be kept safely stowed away

Hi people
Part 5 of burning edge is done
https://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza
Line 561
stay tuned for another MG roulette and part 6

What would happen if a fellow in monstergirl land was cursed to blurt out every lewd thought that crossed his mind?

>>17513692
A mad hatter would find a delightful conversation

Here's a challenge for you, /mgt/. Say something you like about one of your least favorite monsters, and something you wish was different about your favorite monster.

>>17513704
matangos gave us mad hatter
Gnomes should have longer hair without being doromes

>>17513680
Don't you find hot the idea of an innocent, harmless farm girl becoming a violent and thirty monster girl after stumbling upon a cursed sword from a shady Zipanguese seller?

>be lowly yakuza peon that somehow managed to marry into the Mofu Mafia family
>your wife told you to stay on standby tonight around the family mansion while some of the higher ups are out on business
>suddenly you get raided by a rival family and you rally the other men to try and fend them off
>unfortunately, no matter how hard you try, you keep getting pushed back further and further into the mansion until you reach you and your wife's bedroom
>you're about to make a courageous last stand when out walks your kitsune wife looking like pic related
>"Sigh, here I was getting ready to spend a wonderful night together with my hubby, and a bunch of lowlife shits just had to come and interrupt. Guess that'll have to wait a bit."
>she then proceeds to mow down every last member of the rival gang, all while complaining about how she'd rather be breaking your pelvis for some kids right now than disposing of worthless garbage like them

>>17513708
Please Anon, I do have standards. I'm not giving up my purity to a fucking katana. If it was a REAL weapon I might consider it.

>>17513747
Thrice folded zippon steel is not good enough?

>>17513704
I like the fact that there's probably a way to defr a Sith.
I wish all wights were in fact elf-wights.

>>17513751
Katanas are a shitty sword that'll break the moment they hit actual metal armour.

>>17513728
Good girl.

>>17513751
Awful design, completely impractical. Useless on any battlefield not populated by destitute peasants wielding sharpened sticks.
Plus they're fat. Who wants a chubby sword?

>>17513769
>>17513779
I like to imagine there's a cursed Katana reading this somewhere and crying her eyes out

>>17513685
Neato, thanks Beast. I'll give it a thorough read later today.
Also, looking forward to the new roulette.

>>17513704
Riding a Centaur is a unique and fantastic way to bond with her.
Atlach-Nachas should have a chaos thread with special properties outside of just mass corruption

>>17513664
I think it was 3 plus the small independent ones.

Is it possible for human women or Elves/Dorfs to transform into Dullahans?

So if you had to send a team of Monster Girls into space, which would be the best to send if you wanted success?

And do any Monster Girls come from space or another world for that matter?

I'm kind of wondering if Gazers do given the monster they could be based on is from another plane entirely.

>>17513828
I don't see why not. A lot of it is someone putting on cursed armor. I think it's fair to say there could be cursed rings and such that do the same thing.

>>17513704
I like the personality of the siths but their looks ruin everything.

How do I propose to a Dragon Knight Commander?

>>17513099
This is a shitty fetish and post

>>17513838
Dunno about Dragon Knight Commander, but you sure gotta kill yourself.

>>17513747
What about dragonslayers? Even the girl's armor gain dragon horns.

>>17513846
I'd give her my Ascalon and make her call me Saint George if you know what I mean

>>17513831
Monkeys and dogs

>>17513831
>>17513856
>space Kobold

>>17513844
But his soul will be claimed by a Wisp!

>>17513846
That depends. How does she feel about dragon girls?

>>17513875
>>17513838
Of all the waifus I could have, I would so treasure a regal and confident, but also honest and rooted dragoness.

Tigress and lioness are also acceptable.

Would you be a good papa?
>inb4 more daughteru dicking faggotry

>>17513831
Those without flesh or with flesh that serves no vital function would be best suited to the rigors (heh) of space. Undead, mostly.

Do you think cybernetics keep you safe from demonic energy? I mean if you replace half your body with machinery.

>>17513894
Gremlins would replace your machinery with iron smelted with demon silver. You are not safe.

>>17513886
>spoiler
I'm afraid I have some bad news.

>>17513685
So her transformation is complete.
Is Kenneth going to train her?

>>17513863

Wouldn't that mean then monopolizing space given they'd probably have the industry up there to do it in no time?

I hear Kobalds can have an exceptional amount of wealth.

>>17513838
>That Wock and her husband are doing WHAT?

>>17513685
Fuck off.

>>17513888

>Undead, mostly.

Would they need to wear a Spacesuit?

>>17513863
I don't know about any actual cutting edge scientific missions, but I would definitely like to take a space vacation with my Kobold waifu and daughteru. It'd be really comfy to drift past the planets with them in a space pod!

>>17513886
I'd do my absolute best anon, that's for sure, so I think I would be.

>>17513894
No way anon, Golems and Automatons exist.

>>17513899
If someone else built it instead of Gremlins?

>>17513918
They would reverse engineer you.

>>17513912
You're the worst.

>>17513894
"I never asked for this" lolol XDDD

>>17513921
That's why you black box your tech, usually using a self destruct button or signal.

Whatcha lookin' at?

>>17513922
Well that seems a little extreme.

>>17513932
tittuus.

>>17513911
Some might, be mostly just to keep their skin from getting too crunchy. The skinless ones would be fine.

>>17513886
Since when Moriarty is father to frankenstein?

>suddenly have an idea about a guy being noir-style private eye in a cyberpunk MG city.
>losing motivation when opening Words and realize you don't have the drive to write it to completion with all the schedule in the day and exhaustion crashing down in the evening

>>17513940
>just to keep their skin from getting too crunchy
eew

>>17513692
I bet it's some Lilim who could create a curse like this. She would randomly cast it on random people too.

>>17513954
>Curse prude man with lewd curse.
>Walks by minotaur.
>"Man, would I love to put my meat between them titties!"
>rape ensues.

>>17513944
You try keeping moisturized and exfoliated in a vacuum

>>17513685
Was wondering when you'd do more burning edge.

>>17513940

So space would dry them out in the extreme or would it freeze what moisture is left in them?

Behind every mofu addict, there is a husband's dick addict.

>>17514006
What about unmarried mofu addicts? Ones with super repressed urges because of a mother or an aunt or a cousin or a a big sister or a little sister or even an adopted daughter?

>>17514006
This is the true secret that applies to all seemingly smug wives.
They may make it seem like you're the one that's completely dependent on them, but in truth it's the other way around.

>>17514010
Masturbation addict?

>>17513692
>>17513954
>>17513959
>A Lilim has a run in with The Iron Templar
>He's a crusader legendary for his unbreakable will and self-control
>Overwhelmed by his strength and frustrated by her inability to seduce him she pours all of her power into a curse that forces him to reveal his innermost desires
>I'D SURE LOVE TO TAKE A BITE OUTTA THAT BIG BLUE ASS
>"Pardon?"
>YOU HEARD ME YOU SEXY BLUEBERRY
>"Blueberry..."
>I WANNA FUCK YOU FROM BEHIND TILL YOU'RE A SLOPPY, SODDEN MESS
>"That's a little more graphic than I was expec-"
>I'LL PULL YOUR TAIL LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY AND CUM SO DEEP IN YOUR ASS YOU CAN GARGLE WITH IT
>He runs away in embarrassment
>The Lilim watches him go with a faint blush on her cheeks

>>17513939
Don't you know it's rude to stare?

>>17514003
Yes
They'd probably be discolored by all the UV as well

>>17514029
That can hardly compare to the glory of mofu though.

>tfw you will never be a yakuza MG's husband
>she'll never ask you to get matching tattoos

>>17513912

Could a Kobald even put on a spacesuit by themselves or would you have to help them?

Since they have paws in some cases, it seems like it could be difficult unless it's like an Orlan spacesuit.

>>17514041
>she finds out you got denied entry to a hotspring because of your tattoos
>hires a gang of cu-sith to gangrape the owner

>>17514041
The husbando must remain pure and beautiful, with no marks in his body. Just like the high rank yakuza's wives irl.

>>17514047
Ah yes, the classic Double Rape.

>>17514047

I love snakes. I love wolves and foxes.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>17514053
Back tattoos on women are hot though.

>>17514046
I'd definitely help my daughteru, but I'd like to think my waifu would be able to put on her own. She'd be the kind of girl who does plenty of paw dexterity exercises because she's jealous of my hands. That coupled with all her experience getting in and out of various latex and rubber outfits similar to the spacesuits we'd wear, she'd be just fine.

>>17513502
Sexy black underwear fits on loli wights.
She'd look good with the full set of panties, thighhighs, a garterbelt and a thin see-through babydoll.

>>17514012
>Dragon all proud and haughty about how Anon is a slut for her feet
>Anon tells her that he will fight his unhealthy foot addiction
>3 days into abstinence she is the one begging him to let her step on his dick

>>17514080
Well, the monster yakuza sure have them, it's the husbandos who probably don't.

>>17514041
Would the Mofu Mafia make womb tattoos mandatory?

>>17514099
>She'd look good with the full set of panties, thighhighs, a garterbelt and a thin see-through babydoll.
Give her shorter hair and we have a done deal.

>>17514101
That makes the waifu cry.

>>17514109
They're supposed to get them only after getting a husband.
As such, they're a sort of status symbol.

>>17514041
It would be scary to be dragged into the yakuza tattoo parlor thinking you are about to get a tattoo as large and elaborate as your wife's full back dragon
In the end you'd just get a cute small tattoo of your wife's name and yakuza symbol to show who you belong to

>>17514080
True, it's especially better when she usually wears very conservative clothing and you discover the tattoo on your first night with her

>>17514117
But the hairstyle is so feminine and elegant, why shorter hair?

>>17514180
Variation from the profile Wight.

>>17514184
Short hair doesn't fit nobility that much. Long or medium hair are the best.

You should spend your time studying with a crow tengu instead of wasting it with some hell hound,manticore, oni, or other stupid delinquent girl!

For those with warrior waifus, how do you feel when she fights for you? Do you feel ashamed? Or on the contrary you find it hot? How do you reward and thank her after that?

>>17514195
Most Wights have a warrior background though, so short hairstyles wouldn't look out of place.

>>17514200
I'd feel thankful and more motivated to git gud. I'd have her back and she'd have mine.

>>17514200
>Do you feel ashamed?
Shouldn't have posted and amazon when that's their thing. Or maybe you want shitposting to start.

>>17514202
I don't know, anon. I think she would look kinda meh.

>>17514198
She should have studied me enough to know that I'm addicted to the stomps. If she wants to spirit me away from the delinquents who trample my dick every day, she'll have to really put those claws to work to replace the whole gang!

>>17514202
>Most Wights have a warrior background though
We've been over this, the vast majority highly likely doesn't. Between ones that were nobility, ones that leveled up from zombies and ones that were born the natural way, there are multiple other sources Wights can come from.

>>17514228
I thought that was Hellhounds's thing.

>>17514200
>not being a healslut for your wife

Ritual complete, they're coming guys.

>>17514251
It's a space rock and is not magical.

>>17514251
I heckin hope so anon.

>>17514176
I'm a dedicated man, I'd happily get a full back tattoo for my intimidating yakuza wife.

>>17514200
I'd feel loved and protected. I'd probably worry, followed by crying when she got home. I'd see to any wounds and hug her.

>>17514251
don't try to disappoint me.
it won't work

>>17514251
One can dream that they'll detonate a dark matter worldwide tonight and we'll all wake up with our waifus in our beds.

>>17514278
>>17514255
I've been saving blood for months guys. The ritual worked, trust me.

>>17514281
i'll believe you when i sleep holding my waifu

>>17514200
Depends on the fight really. As much as I love my dom warrior waifu I still would like to feel like a man and fight for or with her sometimes.

>>17514279
If only. I really need my waifu these days.

>>17514251
No, because MG husbandos are all around the world, when they come its going to be a magical eclipse that covers the entire planet. Or at least every country that has anons seeking for their MG waifu.

>>17514200
She is stronger than me, it is only normal for her to be the defender of the family

>Or on the contrary you find it hot?
You'd have to be a scaredy cat not to

>How do you reward and thank her after that?
I reward her everyday by being an obedient and loving househusband

>>17514281
Look if we end up summoning Dream of the Endless I am not cool with locking him in the basement.

>>17514302
Sure anon, but what if the portal only opens in one place during the eclipse?

Whats some good light hearted fun a deredere merchant Danuki would have with her traveling hero. No matter where he goes looking for adventures she has a shop already set up, and she usually has a item that could help him with his quests. But in return she asks him for handholding. But when another hero wanders into her shop and asks what he can do for a item he needs she just demands money.

>>17514318
>Hero comes back from a fight bloody and bruised
>Merchant gives him her most potent potion, one that might costs thousands of gold
>She only asks he lets her hug him while he's healing.

>>17514311
They have to open all over the world. Otherwise there is no guarantee all anons will get their waifu.

>>17514251
If it doesn't work this time, there'll be another one in seven years going from Maine to Texas.

Hang on, guys.

>>17514311
well obviously they will do research on how they can build inter-dimensional wormhole ankers.

>>17514198
I need a nerdbird with coke bottle glasses! That'll be really cute and will guarantee her a boyfriend!

I watched the eclipse and didn't see any goddamn portals. You fuckers lied to me!

>>17514377
It's working on my end, have you tried resetting it?

>>17514377
That's because you blinded yourself, anon.

>>17513769
>>17513779
Katanas are actually a 10/10 sword in the modern age.

Go outside right now and count the faggots in metal armor.
>Only good for peasants
That's all any man is these days.

>>17514358
>fat birb tits
Made for clothed paizuri during winghugs.

>>17513779
>Who wants a chubby sword?
>he doesn't want a chubby Living Sword
Somebody's gonna get impaled in the dick repeatedly until his mind breaks.

Oh my god! The portal is open! Missouri is being FLOODED with centaurs

>>17514336
>Hero is about to take a sip of her potion.
>Suddenly remembers that Danuki are mischievous and tricky.
>He asks "This wouldnt happen to be part love potion would it?".
>Danuki merchant starts to get red in the face and starts to sweat.
>Before she can respond the hero simply sighs and rolls his eyes before drinking it all.
>Spend the rest of the day holding on to his new wife as part of her deal.

>>17514408
That's because everyone traded in their swords for guns now. Guns are better then swords.

How do you like your undeads?

>>17514467
Somewhere else.

>>17514467
Cuddlebugs that are very protective.

>>17514467
Soft, jiggly, and clingy.

>>17514464
then why do knife murders still exist? Check mate.

>>17514467
Extra spooky.

The eclipse is happening, clouds are getting dark and its thundering. That's a good sign right?

>>17514467
Tall,stiff and, cold. Not personality wise just body temperature.

So what's the canon on friendships with other men married to monster girls? Or Just other monster girls?

Do monster girls allow it? Do they introduce themselves as your wife/wives? do they insist to make it a competition between you and your friends waifu on who can make who cum the fastest that always lead to a exhibition battle between couples?

If there isn't really a canonical answer, then what's your headcanon?

>>17514524
Monster girls aren't going to be real, anon.

>>17514408
>Katanas are actually a 10/10 sword in the modern age
No sword is a good sword in the modern age. We have guns now. People stopped wearing armor because it makes it harder to hide from guns.

What we really need is a cursed gun girl.

>>17514433
They should be getting a decent number of holsts and orcs as well

>>17514524
I should've invested in eclipse glasses desu, my eyes hurt.

>>17514536
Then why are there still stabbings? Check mate.

>>17514501
Because knives are much less regulated than guns because guns are far more dangerous and effective weapons.
Also because poorfags gunna poorfag.

>>17514529
The may love sex but outside of fun times with their husband they still function normally so yes, they would still have friends and acquaintances like humans do.
>away on a business trip for a week
>your wife is sex starved and missing having a man to cling onto
>your fat, balding neighbour invites himself around
>she's worried at first but he assures her it's a normal visit
>he also bought along his succubus wife to cook a nice meal for her and help keep her company over the next few days until you return.
>you don't know what you'd do without friends like them, fat old men get a bad rep for some reason

>>17514544
I just put on my welding mask. Easy peasy. We were promised 70% coverage and only got like half of that though.

>>17514545
Because in Britistan you know for a fact that your target does not possess said gun.

>>17514545
Look down

>>17514560
>REEE-
Oh

>>17514560
>Sccusluts
>Loyal
lol.

>>17514551
>regulation is the only factor
Come now.

>>17514564
There are stabbings in america too.

Face it, there's still a role for not splattering brains all over the pavement with a loud and obvious miniature explosion. Still a role for putting blades in people.

I mean fuck, people are still beating the shit out of each other with clubs. In today's day and age.

>>17514582
>people are still beating the shit out of each other with clubs
Communists aren't people.

>>17514591
Fair point

>tfw no PCR wielding spider waifu
>tfw no PCR

Life is suffering guys.

Spider girls?

>>17514642
Spider girls are shit. Driders and arachne are where it's at.

What Monstergirl would be best waifu for a bonafide narcissist?

>>17514654
P'Orc, JubJub, Nureonago, really most girls that swing submissive.

>>17514467
Brown and a little sunburnt. I'd spend all day rubbing cream on the Pharaoh's back.

>>17514642
...Sounding boots?

>>17514657
I want to see gyaru undeads.

>>17514467
>How do you like your undeads?
Small and cute with sexual butts, thighs and hips.

>>17514536
>cursed bolt action
>cursed assault rifle
>cursed SMG
>cursed revolver
what would they be like?

>>17514654
Any submissive girl.

>>17514654
None, he alps and becomes the only waifu good enough for himself.

>>17514667
Pottery

>>17514665
>Bolt Action
Cold and collected
>AR
Energetic
>SMG
Shorter but just as energetic
>Revolver
MILF

>>17514665
>>cursed revolver
If Harblador is to be believed, they'll empty themselves into your cock and balls.

>>17514665
>Cursed revolver
All Dirty Harry and Man with No Name references, all the time.
>"I have the most powerful pussy in the world. Did we fuck five times, or six? To tell you the truth in all the excitement I lost track myself. So you gotta ask yourself one question: Do I feel horny? Well do ya, punk?"

>>17514467
Rich, pale and playful.

If you marry a Hellhound this will happen every single day: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHwbwG8UQAApzXU.jpg:orig

>>17514696
Is this the cover of "Wolfu Addicts" volume 182?

>>17514696
I wish I could marry a hellhound.

>>17514696
>you will never be pounded into the bed by a big wolfu

>>17514707
Don't you see how fast she is going?
Do you REALLY want to be thoroughly bred daily by an infernal canine?

>>17514709
Good.
I would rather have some emotional and deeply connected sex with a respectable fox.

>>17514716
I'd like that as well.
Inari are my #1, Hellhounds are my #2. I think you can imagine how that might get conflicting at times.

>>17514716
>Do you REALLY want to be thoroughly bred daily by an infernal canine?
Yes, the answer is yes.I'd try to fight back by bending her over and taking control for a round or two but after I'd be exhausted and at her mercy.

>>17514716
I REALLY want to be thoroughly bred daily by a fallen Paladin-chan.

>>17513831
typhon girl when?

>>17514732
Boys greed girls, not the other way around

>>17514747
Fuck off maledomfag.

>>17514536
i want a cursed 1907-15 Berthier girl

>>17514751
He's right though. You stud a male. You breed a female. It's like when people constantly fuck up fertility versus virility.

>>17514760
Don't expect too much from the mouthbreathers.

>>17514722
Patrician taste
>Spoilers
They must be so frustrated with each other's ways
Inari is convinced that Hellhound is missing out because of how forceful and tactless she is
Hellhound believes that Inari is doing you a disservice by not simply claiming your body when she pleases and vice-versa

>>17514727
You do realize that your attempts to fight back will only fuel her lust?
I hope you enjoy being carried around because you won't be able to walk once she's done with you

>>17514675
Flintlocks would be milfs, revolvers would be thugdere and tough like >>17514679

>>17514732
You know how the saying goes.
If her eyes are red, you're going to be bred.

>>17514757
Sounds like a Wight kind of a girl. Big internal magazine = big hips?

>>17514790
>revolvers would be thugdere and tough

Wearing a revealing poncho like those Griffons do?

>>17514709
>you will never tie a loli hellhound's hands behind her back, blindfold her and pound her ass from behind while she can do nothing but moan and orgasm from being dominated

>>17514812
>naked poncho
>flips it over her shoulder when it's time to CBT

>>17514807
actually only a 3 round internal but dat cartrige tapper means curvey hips, but she'd be a tall one and shes in 8mm so nice big heavy breasts

>>17514820
>only a 3 round internal
I though they got an upgrade when they got pressed into line rifles

>>17514800
All Paladin-chans deserve breedingpumps, whether childhood friend or squire models.

>>17514766
>I hope you enjoy being carried around because you won't be able to walk once she's done with you
That does sound lovely, I want her warm body to embrace me and never let go.

>>17514825
thats the Berthier m1916, i want the 1907-15, that flush fit mag is sexy, that or a delicious dark skinned fusil Mle 1907 i'd also like a qt type 11 lmg girl

>>17514833
What about that older Paladin-senpai tasked to train young recruits who is overly strict with you because she thinks you have a lot of potential?
She would make a great Dragon were someone to spike her drink with draconic oil.

>>17514843
>flush fit mag
No way that isn't a flat chest.

Have been gone for a year, what did i miss.

>>17514857
Nothing

>>17514850
>that older Paladin-senpai tasked to train young recruits who is overly strict with you
Literally my fetish. Would breed all day every day, only pausing occasionally to rub my dick all over her facial scars.

>>17514857
tities

>>17514857
The portals

>>17514851
in that case ill need a t h i c c MG08 girl

>>17514857
That's not a monstergirl.

>>17514857
We have a lot of waifufags popping up now

>>17514875
I thought we agreed that ayy lmaos counted.

>>17514875
daemonettes are close enough but if it triggers your autism have horsetiddies.

>>17514879
We never did.

>>17514882
Pretty sure we did.

>>17514861
Don't put too much emphasis on her scars, that will remind her of bad times and then you'd have to fuck those sad memories away.
What species would you corrupt her to?

>>17514881
Mmmm horseflesh

>>17514886
Not him, but it's just that the side forcing it never shut up, and the side fighting it got lazy and quiet. Same way alps got accepted really.

>>17514889
Anubis, actually. It'd enhance the stern nature that I love her for.

>>17514857
KDF is Quicksilver

>>17514857
You missed the second book release, KC going on a break while he works on a world guide, we have less writefags now, a ton of cute latenight art and people still argue over alps.

>>17514895
>Older /fit/ scarred Anubis ex-paladin
Would she be into gentle or rough sex?

>>17514857
June canocially beat both of the centaur sisters and the cats in YBA's story.

Would you let your waifu gargle your marbles anon?

>>17514908
>rough training sessions
>giving you the whole works to work on your stamina

>gentle love sessions
>edging you for hours on the weekend to make use of your increased stamina

You know it's both.

>>17514879
The opposite, actually.

>>17514910
no i dislike having my balls played with as girls have no real sense of how sensitive they are and treat them like stress balls.

>>17514790
>>17514675

I think they'd go by make and model as opposed to a by whole type.

e.g.: S&W model 29 chambered for the .44 Magnum would be thugdere.
While a Winchester revolver would be rough and tumble country gal with the minotaur friend.

>>17514910
Isn't that what she's there for?

>>17514910
No, I'd only let her bite the glans and shaft.

>>17514925
>girls have no real sense of how sensitive they are and treat them like stress balls.
>giving MGs 3DPD problems
That's not how this works.

>>17514910
That sounds a little too rough for my tastes anon, especially when there are teeth close by. She can lick or gently suckle on them occasionally, and she can also carefully molest them with her soft fluffy paws and silky paw pads. I would try the rough play like ballbusting with her once or twice if she begged me to, but I don't know if I'd be into it or not. That being said there would be no stepping or crushing though, my waifu would still want my cum to be the way it's always been for her.

When portals open, it is inevitable that some anons will carry some of their tech devices with them and they will get monsterized, such is the nature of mamomo mana.

This beg some questions: Will the monsterized devices become automatons or will they be a brand new MG species? Will they all be basically the same or will they differ depending on the device? How high will they rank among MGs power tiers?

>>17514960
You already posted this.

Yes!
Finally she has become a monster!
Good read Beast!

>>17514972
He posts it every other thread.

With summer about to end, would Monster Girls be sad they could no longer wear skimpy clothing anymore?